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Another Kamala Harris Staffer Departs, After Failing to Position Kamala For Success

She's the ninth staffer to depart.

Kamala Harris is losing her ninth staffer since June in deputy press secretary Sabrina Singh, who is moving to the Defense Department.

Singh worked with the vice president for over two years, joining the then-senator's team in March 2020 during the presidential campaign to run communications after working on the campaigns of Michael Bloomberg and Corey Booker.

Staffers in the vice president's office have been jumping ship after a year full of messaging blunders and a barrage of personal attacks on the VP, combined with viral rumors of toxicity within the office and tensions between Harris's and President Biden's offices.


The vice president's office could employ up to around 50 staffers at any given time.

Of the four-person senior press shop that began with Harris, only one remains - Herbie Ziskend. Ziskend will be promoted to senior advisor for communications, according to an email sent to an internal email shared with DailyMail.com.

The Federalist unveils Kamala Harris motivational posters.

Position them for success atop your vision board.

BTW, am I the only person who has Seized and Pounced upon the oft-repeated "Failed to Position Kamala For Success"?!! How can that be?

I'm not saying that people should start talking that up, just because I seized upon it as a meme.

But, I don't know how to say this: I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. People like Victor Davis Hanson.

You know, the really sad thing is: the internet is literally flooded with non-ironic "Kamala Harris Inspirational Quote" memes.

This has got to be some kind of Chinese psy-op, right? The "real" memes are almost as cringe and stupid as the ironic ones.

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What I like is that it works equally as poorly as both a metaphor and as literal reality: You really can be arrested for not putting a child through compulsory education until age 15 or 16.

Wow, she really nailed that one. Really shined a light on it.

And this one:

kamalasitdown.png

Given her sexual history, this one also might be both a metaphor as well as a literal statement about her clapped-out brokedown fartclam.

Willie Brown says, "I DID THAT!"

By the way, Twitter's "fact-checkers" have sprung into action to protect Kamala, branding any claims that Someone Failed to Position Her For Success with the Polish president are "misinformation" and therefore grounds for censorship:

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Twitter is definitely an "interactive computer platform" and not a publisher, though.

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Posted by: Ace at 02:22 PM




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1 1

Posted by: runner at March 18, 2022 01:22 PM (zzF4A)

2 Ha! Me first.

Posted by: runner at March 18, 2022 01:22 PM (GVZIJ)

3 First!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 18, 2022 01:22 PM (z5Vrg)

4 Positioning Kamala for success involves the Kama Sutra and she ain't young no more...


//Staffer who drinks themselves to sleep

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2022 01:23 PM (Lzpvj)

5 Wow. How horrible must she be to work for?

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2022 01:23 PM (Ez6QX)

6 Factcheckersaywhat

Posted by: LPGA at March 18, 2022 01:24 PM (QYPq3)

7 Hey speaking of which why isn't Mabriel Galor volunteering to be hired?

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2022 01:24 PM (Lzpvj)

8 One heartbeat away, muchachas y muchchos.

Posted by: runner at March 18, 2022 01:24 PM (GVZIJ)

9 ...y nachos.

Posted by: runner at March 18, 2022 01:25 PM (GVZIJ)

10 I wonder what Sunny Hostin has to say about this.

I'm sure the staffer is racist and sexist.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 18, 2022 01:25 PM (sS95r)

11 >>>But, I don't know how to say this: I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. People like Victor Davis Hanson.

lol

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 18, 2022 01:25 PM (SH2Zi)

12 Maybe what she is looking for is Jonah Goldberg?

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 18, 2022 01:25 PM (D8mow)

13 5 Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2022 01:23 PM (Ez6QX)

No worse than Obama if I had to guess.

Obama was glib enough on good days, but do recall he ran up and down his charter plane's aisle showing off his erection back in 2008 IIRC.

Essentially we live in clown world.

We need a go fund me to hire Mabe to work for her.

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2022 01:25 PM (Lzpvj)

14 She must not be sharing the blow with everyone.

"Which blow?" you might ask.

Yes.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 18, 2022 01:26 PM (QYPq3)

15 Is that last quote for real?

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 18, 2022 01:26 PM (sVtYq)

16 Cause them media cares deeply about all videos being shown with context.

Posted by: *out of context clip of "fine people on both sides* at March 18, 2022 01:26 PM (8E+wy)

17 Given her sexual history, this one also might be both a metaphor as well as a literal statement about her clapped-out brokedown fartclam.

Willie Brown says, "I DID THAT!"
Posted by: Ace at 02:22 PM

We know this to be true.
She kneels...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 18, 2022 01:26 PM (bu/t9)

18 But, I don't know how to say this: I'm kind of a big deal.

We're talking about Capital-A Ace here, right?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 18, 2022 01:26 PM (a3Q+t)

19
She is every bit as empty-headed and stupid as the Democrats/Fake News said Dan Quayle was.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 18, 2022 01:27 PM (TldeD)

20 But, I don't know how to say this: I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. People like Victor Davis Hanson.

Rubbish!

Posted by: Fact Checkers at March 18, 2022 01:27 PM (Xrfse)

21 Kamala is best positioned for success facedown.

Posted by: Willie Brown at March 18, 2022 01:27 PM (WmGrA)

22 Positioning Kamala for success involves the Kama Sutra and she ain't young no more...


//Staffer who drinks themselves to sleep
Posted by: sven at March 18, 2022 01:23 PM (Lzpvj)

----

Don't you mean the Kamala-sutra?

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 18, 2022 01:27 PM (sS95r)

23 Behold the next POTUS.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 18, 2022 01:27 PM (BFigT)

24 We need a go fund me to hire Mabe to work for her.
Posted by: sven at March 18, 2022 01:25 PM (Lzpvj)

In fairness, Kamala's strongest skill does not interest Mabe.

Posted by: Bete at March 18, 2022 01:27 PM (8E+wy)

25 Guess she didn't get the Indian genes

Posted by: NCKate at March 18, 2022 01:27 PM (2oJif)

26 I'll say it again.

I doubt that Karmella, Stacy Abrams, or Michael Obama can read and comprehend at a tenth grade level.

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 18, 2022 01:27 PM (i/z3O)

27 How can Airhead Kamala and Senile Joe ever have a conversation?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at March 18, 2022 01:27 PM (eGTCV)

28 Ace is so cruel.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 18, 2022 01:28 PM (R0Tis)

29 You're being cruel to people, Ace.

Posted by: lauraw at March 18, 2022 01:28 PM (nnLls)

30 ace has gone power mad. Soon he will be talking about how important an influencer he is and staging fights with pro boxers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2022 01:28 PM (dNqv+)

31 22 Posted by: Darth Randall at March 18, 2022 01:27 PM (sS95r)

As she ages she looks mannish....

She is like the swiss army knife of identity politics....

The Kamala-Sutra use deepfake tech to superimpose her in various partner assisted exercise videos.

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2022 01:28 PM (Lzpvj)

32 23 Behold the next POTUS.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 18, 2022 01:27 PM (BFigT)

But not the 2024 Dem candidate.

Her cackle-fu is weak.

Posted by: Hillzabub at March 18, 2022 01:29 PM (8E+wy)

33 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 18, 2022 01:29 PM (arJlL)

34 Willowed:

Here's the Sports Illustrated diverse and inclusive swimsuit preview in the NY Post

https://tinyurl.com/539u2s7x

Posted by: Muldoon at March 18, 2022 01:29 PM (m45I2)

35 I wonder if VDH will acknowledge that what the Bidens are doing to Kamala is crueler than anything ace has done outside of the HQ.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 18, 2022 01:29 PM (oWZwa)

36 >>>15 Is that last quote for real?

yes

Politico:

"But we all watched the television coverage of just yesterday," she continued. "That's on top of everything else that we know and don't know yet, based on what we've just been able to see. And because we've seen it or not doesn't mean it hasn't happened."

Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 18, 2022 01:29 PM (0G13K)

37 Who isn't she at the southern border?

Posted by: redridinghood at March 18, 2022 01:29 PM (NpAcC)

38 She's sittin' on a gold mine.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 18, 2022 01:29 PM (sWM8x)

39 Very cruel, Ace. Very cruel.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 18, 2022 01:29 PM (4fSQf)

40 After Failing to Position Kamala For Success


That's not a staffer's job.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2022 01:29 PM (egg9a)

41 Get"I believe that complete, cogent sentences are passé."

- Kamala Harris

Posted by: Marcus T at March 18, 2022 01:29 PM (ZSrej)

42 24 Posted by: Bete at March 18, 2022 01:27 PM (8E+wy)

They both have nice vehicles.

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2022 01:29 PM (Lzpvj)

43 My diagnosis: Kamala Harris is an empty narcissist who thinks she knows everything and doesn't need anyone to tell her anything, not realizing that she was promoted light-years beyond her level of (in)competence.

Having no true self, she does not know how to behave like a normal person. She can only pick up how others behave but is not competent enough to imitate normal behavior properly, hence the weird laughter and gesticulation.

The world salad she usually tosses out is also a feature of narcissism.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 18, 2022 01:30 PM (rF64X)

44 Hasn't Willie Brown suffered enough?

Posted by: Eeyore at March 18, 2022 01:30 PM (R0Tis)

45 https://youtu.be/e-oYFEXScEU

Don't Be Cruel...

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 18, 2022 01:30 PM (4vi12)

46 But we all watched the television coverage of just yesterday," she continued. "That's on top of everything else that we know and don't know yet, based on what we've just been able to see. And because we've seen it or not doesn't mean it hasn't happened."
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 18, 2022 01:29 PM (0G13K)

I saw the video.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 18, 2022 01:30 PM (rF64X)

47 One of the worst traits of a leader is to continually blame others for their failure with a steadfast refusal to admit maybe they might be to blame.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2022 01:31 PM (KZzsI)

48 Her statements are like the AI bots that write news articles, but without the I (intelligence).

Posted by: Dr.Eviler at March 18, 2022 01:31 PM (JHxMG)

49 Posted by: lauraw at March 18, 2022 01:28 PM (nnLls)
---
WOAH!

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 18, 2022 01:31 PM (sWM8x)

50 Of the four-person senior press shop that began with Harris, only one remains - Herbie Ziskend.


I bet Herbie is a special kind of ...something.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2022 01:31 PM (axyOa)

51 Politico:

"But we all watched the television coverage of just yesterday," she continued. "That's on top of everything else that we know and don't know yet, based on what we've just been able to see. And because we've seen it or not doesn't mean it hasn't happened."

==

It's real?? Holy smokes...

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 18, 2022 01:31 PM (sVtYq)

52 >>>I saw the video.


I saw her on television talking about what we've seen on television. It was compelling.

Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 18, 2022 01:31 PM (0G13K)

53 5 Wow. How horrible must she be to work for?
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2022 01:23 PM

I just saw a poll that said Biden and Trump were TIED in a theoretical competition held today at 44%/44%, while Kamala and Hillary would both lose to Trump by 4%.

I'd be pretty pissy, too if Biden was more popular than me.

Posted by: Grimmy at March 18, 2022 01:31 PM (JCZqz)

54 36 >>>15 Is that last quote for real?

yes

Politico:

"But we all watched the television coverage of just yesterday," she continued. "That's on top of everything else that we know and don't know yet, based on what we've just been able to see. And because we've seen it or not doesn't mean it hasn't happened."
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 18, 2022 01:29 PM (0G13K)

*sigh* You need to check out our transcript, which bring context and clarity to her quote. Your just misinformed.

Posted by: White House Ministry of Truth Office at March 18, 2022 01:31 PM (8E+wy)

55 Meh. Trump went through staffers like Tank Abrams with a pile of cheeseburgers.

It's Kumala's utter lack of intelligence and perpetual unpreparedness that both frightens and delights me.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 18, 2022 01:32 PM (HsAzN)

56 Usually women who fuck their way to the top of business or politics have some amount of intelligence and cunning. But VP Deep Throat has none. She's literally one of the dumbest and most incompetent people in all of politics -- and holy shit, that's saying something -- yet here she is as VP of the USA and one dying, geriatric heartbeat away from the presidency.

It's fascinating. It's one thing for some stupid THOT like AOC to win a gerrymandered bullshit Congressional district. But Deep Throat went all the way up the ranks, through AG and Senator, to motherfucking VP. There are no words.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 18, 2022 01:32 PM (iFTx/)

57 >>>My diagnosis: Kamala Harris is an empty narcissist who thinks she knows everything and doesn't need anyone to tell her anything, not realizing that she was promoted light-years beyond her level of (in)competence...

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 18, 2022 01:30 PM (rF64X)

There's one in every office, amiright?

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 18, 2022 01:32 PM (QYPq3)

58 Hasn't Willie Brown suffered enough?
Posted by: Eeyore

No. If it wasn't for him, she would be some low-level government paper pusher and we wouldn't be saddled with her.

Posted by: abbynormal at March 18, 2022 01:32 PM (Ly/95)

59 >>>That's not a staffer's job.


she says it is. She also says it's the White Man's job.

Posted by: Ace (Victor Davis Hanson Distinguished Scholar) at March 18, 2022 01:33 PM (0G13K)

60 Kamala has an IQ of, at most, 85. She rose to power by sucking dick and being born with the right skin color and genitals for the moment in the party.

Her years of sucking dick prove that she's willing to do anything her paymasters tell her to do in order to accumulate power.

This ain't difficult.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 18, 2022 01:33 PM (LvTSG)

61 51 Posted by: Lady in Black at March 18, 2022 01:31 PM (sVtYq)

It ranks up there with "Urkle on Economics" quotes....

Obama was the canary in the coal mine, if you hit the right democrat grievance class clitoral sheath they will fogive any paucity in intellect and judgement.

You think Kamala-Toe is bad just wait until Ocasio-Cortez is President.

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2022 01:33 PM (Lzpvj)

62 So, Kamala has an opening? I mean, as long as she doesn't throw shit at me, it's got to be an improvement.

Posted by: Amy Klobuchar staffer at March 18, 2022 01:33 PM (JCZqz)

63 If there is a time, when that time has come, to be on time and positioned properly for history, then we should all strive to be in that time and on time.

- K Harris, talking about Cyndi Lauper

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 18, 2022 01:33 PM (4fSQf)

64 Dumb as a bag of hammers but no more mean tweets. Thank Gaia.

Posted by: Fact Checkers at March 18, 2022 01:33 PM (Xrfse)

65 58 Hasn't Willie Brown suffered enough?
Posted by: Eeyore

No. If it wasn't for him, she would be some low-level government paper pusher and we wouldn't be saddled with her.
Posted by: abbynormal at March 18, 2022 01:32 PM (Ly/95)


If it wasn't for Willie she would have banged her way to the top of some law firm.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at March 18, 2022 01:33 PM (eGTCV)

66 But, I don't know how to say this: I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. People like Victor Davis Hanson.

=========

Doesn't Rick Wilson also know you? And Allahpundit?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 18, 2022 01:33 PM (LvTSG)

67 made it home. MegaRoy wss happy to see us. said the cat sitter never fed him or played with him, or gave him chin scritches. don't believe the photos she took of him totally slutting out over the chin scritches.

did my hash change?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (?????) - at March 18, 2022 01:34 PM (UgAdJ)

68 Capital A ace is getting a little big for his breeches.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 18, 2022 01:34 PM (BSTC+)

69 If she has to take the Office of President, the first ICBMs will go over the Arctic Circle before her hand is off the Hustler magazine used to swear her in. Some ICBMs will be French and Brit.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 18, 2022 01:34 PM (lz5hY)

70 Kamala Harris is an empty narcissist who thinks she knows everything and doesn't need anyone to tell her anything, not realizing that she was promoted light-years beyond her level of (in)competence.

Yeah. There's Peter Principle, and then there's promoted 87 mulitples beyond her competency. She's maybe good at being a call girl, and she's the Vice President of the USA??? Its like making a horse a senator.

And worse, she refuses to learn, like someone else put it, she refuses to do her homework, then fires somebody else when she fails the test yet again.

I mean Obama was like that but at least he had a minimal level of ability where he could fake it and do okay in a job. Kamala is utterly incompetent and when she fails utterly at faking it, she blames someone for not "setting her up for success"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2022 01:34 PM (KZzsI)

71 I know identify as "Vice President Lia Thomas" and I am ready to move into the Naval Observatory, assume my press responsibilities, and begin my European travels.

Also, Tahiti. I've always wanted to go to Tahiti.

Posted by: Lia Thomas at March 18, 2022 01:34 PM (1Cu27)

72 40 After Failing to Position Kamala For Success

That's not a staffer's job.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2022 01:29 PM (egg9a)

Kamala positioned me for success when she was on my staff. IFKWIM.

Posted by: Willie Brown at March 18, 2022 01:34 PM (8E+wy)

73 who bitch dis is?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 18, 2022 01:34 PM (h1jJh)

74 indeed it did.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at March 18, 2022 01:34 PM (UgAdJ)

75 I was raised to be an independent woman, now I am the victim of everything.

Posted by: Kamalalala Says at March 18, 2022 01:34 PM (Z32m1)

76 *sigh* You need to check out our transcript, which bring context and clarity to her quote.

Your just misinformed.
Posted by: White House Ministry of Truth Office

It's "you're". Just saying.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2022 01:34 PM (egg9a)

77 By the way, Twitter's "fact-checkers" have sprung into action to protect Kamala, branding any claims that Someone Failed to Position Her For Success with the Polish president are "misinformation" and therefore grounds for censorship:
++++
Yeah, Kamala fucked up a sure thing and somehow that's my fault. Kamala's little European excursion should have been a lay-up. It was easy. Everyone knows the score and she just had to go out there and be articulate and look "presidential." This wasn't Harris being torpedoed. They sent here there because it was supposed to make her look *good.*

She's a fuck up.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 18, 2022 01:34 PM (DU+/6)

78 "The vice president's office could employ up to around 50 staffers at any given time."

I believe I have identified the problem.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 18, 2022 01:34 PM (Msys3)

79 56 Posted by: Elric Blade at March 18, 2022 01:32 PM (iFTx/)

She has always been protected by the person who received servicing-Willie Brown warned she belongs nowhere near power.

Given the endorphins she granted him that is a strong character reference.

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2022 01:34 PM (Lzpvj)

80 59 >>>That's not a staffer's job.


she says it is. She also says it's the White Man's job.
Posted by: Ace (Victor Davis Hanson Distinguished Scholar) at March 18, 2022 01:33 PM (0G13K)

=========

She sounds like a racist, expecting white men to do everything for her like some sort of house slave.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 18, 2022 01:34 PM (LvTSG)

81 Posted by: Ace (Victor Davis Hanson Distinguished Scholar) at March 18, 2022 01:33 PM (0G13K)
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LOL--you should keep this for while.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 18, 2022 01:34 PM (sWM8x)

82 Remember when we thought AG Barr kinda got the better of her in all those Senate hearings? Boy did we set the bar low on that one.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 18, 2022 01:34 PM (qH6FZ)

83 From the last thread:

374 I don't understand the desire of some here to enlist us to rescue leftists from the natural consequences of their very deliberate actions.

Not saying you're wrong, but to answer your question: Because we're conservatives and we have an innate sense of chivalry that kicks in when we see women being treated badly, no matter the cause. It's more instinctual than intellectual, but it is what it is.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 18, 2022 01:34 PM (HsAzN)

84 >>This ain't difficult.


I'll defer to you on the subject of the difficulty in sucking dicks. You appear to have the expertise.

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2022 01:34 PM (671HH)

85 >>>That's not a staffer's job.


she says it is. She also says it's the White Man's job.
Posted by: Ace (Victor Davis Hanson Distinguished Scholar) at March 18, 2022 01:33 PM (0G13K)


Cool, I'm off the hook then. Because I am neither.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2022 01:34 PM (Ez6QX)

86 Maybe Willie Brown just wanted some peace and quiet and found a creative way to get just that.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 18, 2022 01:35 PM (4fSQf)

87

Just because I've had 500 ft of dick of my fart clam doesn't mean I'm not the strongly independent Rosy Riveter of yesterday's tomorrow, for the children!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Kamalaho at March 18, 2022 01:35 PM (7DYli)

88 Interviewer: So, how would you position Kamala for success?

Thoughtful Moron Interviewee: I'd drop a pillow on the floor in front of her and tell her to kneel on it and open her mouth.

Posted by: Hiring for Kamala's new assistant at March 18, 2022 01:35 PM (CF0HC)

89 Fact checkers say anyone who criticizes Harris is both a racist AND a sexist. And a poopy head.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 18, 2022 01:35 PM (63Dwl)

90 77 Yeah, Kamala fucked up a sure thing and somehow that's my fault. Kamala's little European excursion should have been a lay-up. It was easy. Everyone knows the score and she just had to go out there and be articulate and look "presidential." This wasn't Harris being torpedoed. They sent here there because it was supposed to make her look *good.*

She's a fuck up.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 18, 2022 01:34 PM (DU+/6)

=========

Remember what they say about "explaining things" in politics.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 18, 2022 01:35 PM (LvTSG)

91 She's a fuck suck up.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Updated for accuracy.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 18, 2022 01:35 PM (Msys3)

92 Doesn't Rick Wilson also know you? And Allahpundit?
---------------
Pretty sure Jonah Goldberg knows Ace.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 18, 2022 01:36 PM (D8mow)

93 >> Posted by: lauraw at March 18, 2022 01:28 PM (nnLls)


lauraw!

Your hump is looking fine, today.

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2022 01:36 PM (671HH)

94 According to Alcoholics Anonymous, when a drunk -- a real drunk not just someone who drinks too much -- starts their drinking, they stop maturing. They pause at whatever age they were and never grow any more, using the booze as a crutch and blaming everyone else for their problems.

Kamala seems to be that kind of person.

Or maybe, she's just like 90 IQ and this is the best she can do. Either way, something fundamentally is wrong with this woman's mental capacity and maturity

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2022 01:36 PM (KZzsI)

95 So Kamala is quoting a newsreader who in turn is quoting Kamala? Isn't that some sort of infotainment Moebius strip?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 18, 2022 01:37 PM (m45I2)

96 I wonder how many press whores who lampooned Rumsfeld for his reasonable "knowns, known unknowns, unknown unknowns" stuff but *also* slavishly worship the deep mindthoughts that Kamala Harris routinely puts out like that last quote?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 18, 2022 01:37 PM (DU+/6)

97 She's probably an absolutely horrible fucking person and a total nightmare to work with, much as Alan Grayson was reported to be.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 18, 2022 01:37 PM (II3Gr)

98 Your hump is looking fine, today.

Wasn't it on the left side last time?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2022 01:37 PM (KZzsI)

99 if they are gonna dump ShamCow

they better do it pretty soon

replacement has to approved by both the house and the senate

Posted by: REDACTED at March 18, 2022 01:37 PM (us2H3)

100 59 >>>That's not a staffer's job.


she says it is. She also says it's the White Man's job.
Posted by: Ace (Victor Davis Hanson Distinguished Scholar) at March 18, 2022 01:33 PM (0G13K)

Wait, not a wise Latina or other woman of color? Pretty sure that is sexist and racist...

Posted by: Bete at March 18, 2022 01:37 PM (8E+wy)

101 I believe that a child going without an education is a crime, and Senator, that child was me.

Posted by: Kammie Harris at March 18, 2022 01:38 PM (bPH26)

102 Clearly the staffers hate her guts and are giving her these speeches as payback.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 18, 2022 01:38 PM (4fSQf)

103 if they are gonna dump ShamCow

they better do it pretty soon


The problem is, who's their backup? Who do they pick to replace HISTORIC FIRST BLACK WOMAN?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2022 01:39 PM (KZzsI)

104 in a complete self awareness fail

Jen the deep state cum dumpster

says all they get in Russia is propaganda

Posted by: REDACTED at March 18, 2022 01:39 PM (us2H3)

105 Kamala has had a reputation as a terrible boss since she was San Francisco DA.

Actually, this is quite predictable - if you want to be treated terribly at work, work for a well-known "progressive" person, or work for a well-known "progressive" organization.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 18, 2022 01:39 PM (I2/tG)

106 And every Trump staffer that left was met with major headlines and articles on how the white house was in disarray.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 18, 2022 01:39 PM (5HBd1)

107 She sounds like one of those AI generated responses Pixy posted a link about this morning.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at March 18, 2022 01:40 PM (g3O9Y)

108 The problem is, who's their backup? Who do they pick to replace HISTORIC FIRST BLACK WOMAN?
---------------
How about a Tranny? Or did Obama check that box?

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 18, 2022 01:40 PM (D8mow)

109 Also, Tahiti. I've always wanted to go to Tahiti.
Posted by: Lia Thomas at March 18, 2022 01:34 PM (1Cu27)

Tahiti is a magical place.

Posted by: Phil Coulson, SHIELD at March 18, 2022 01:40 PM (8E+wy)

110 103 Admiral of all the Blue Rachel Levine of course.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 18, 2022 01:40 PM (lz5hY)

111 103 if they are gonna dump ShamCow

they better do it pretty soon

The problem is, who's their backup? Who do they pick to replace HISTORIC FIRST BLACK WOMAN?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2022 01:39 PM

The first HISTORIC BLACK TANK?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 18, 2022 01:40 PM (4fSQf)

112 This is the most bulletproof impeachment insurance I have ever seen.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 18, 2022 01:40 PM (5kI0z)

113 Apparently, the First! Female VP is as eminently qualified as the first Black President.

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2022 01:40 PM (671HH)

114 The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.

Posted by: Deep into Kamala Harris at March 18, 2022 01:41 PM (sWM8x)

115 Could someone fill me in on how we know that VDH reads/knows ace? I missed it.
I mean I don't doubt it I just need to know.

Posted by: Ethan Saunders at March 18, 2022 01:41 PM (W1E3x)

116 112 This is the most bulletproof impeachment insurance I have ever seen.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 18, 2022 01:40 PM (5kI0z)

==========

"I have decided to invite a literal piece of shit to be my vice president."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 18, 2022 01:41 PM (LvTSG)

117 Everything I hear coming out of her dick warmer sounds completely retarded.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 18, 2022 01:41 PM (h1jJh)

118 in a complete self awareness fail

Jen the deep state cum dumpster

says all they get in Russia is propaganda

Posted by: REDACTED at March 18, 2022 01:39 PM (us2H3)

She's nervous from the competition.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 18, 2022 01:41 PM (SH2Zi)

119 2000 Mules by Dinesh D'Sousa

$10.00 per fake ballot, the 'mules' phones were pinged at the ballot drops.

https://tinyurl.com/mr3yfp2w

Posted by: Ju at March 18, 2022 01:41 PM (aTmM/)

120
Out: NORMZZZZ Restored!
In: UNITYZZZZ Accomplished!

Posted by: ShainS -- Immanentizing the Eschaton is not just a river in Egypt at March 18, 2022 01:41 PM (pDcfS)

121 Big Mike to rescue

it takes balls to take that job

Posted by: REDACTED at March 18, 2022 01:41 PM (us2H3)

122 Posted by: lauraw at March 18, 2022 01:28 PM (nnLls)


lauraw!

Your hump is looking fine, today.
Posted by: garrett
==
Give it up garrett. No matter how much you suck up she isn't going to let you stroke her lovely lady hump.

Posted by: do the humpty hump at March 18, 2022 01:41 PM (5lxg8)

123 Or maybe, she's just like 90 IQ and this is the best she can do. Either way, something fundamentally is wrong with this woman's mental capacity and maturity
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
--------

My guess is that she has simply lived in a bubble. A paucity of real-world, normal, maturing experience.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 18, 2022 01:41 PM (830x5)

124 Maybe she has AHDD or ADD and that's why she can't sit down for long periods of time? Really. I knew someone who had been a copier machine rep and went into the ministry in his late 30's and wasn't diagnosed which whichever of things it was until he was about 43. He said "Now I understand why I was the way I was." The medication helped him, and no I am not endorsing over medicating kids, but FenSpouse has some kid on the schoolbus who won't stay in his seat and annoys whoever is next to him. He's apparently a problem even in gym class when you do get to move around.

And Kamala may very well be a narcissist in a lager sense than most politicians are narcisscisstic.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2022 01:41 PM (GezNK)

125 Why does Kamala get to be VP, but Monica only got to be an aging skank?

Posted by: Eeyore at March 18, 2022 01:42 PM (R0Tis)

126 123 My guess is that she has simply lived in a bubble. A paucity of real-world, normal, maturing experience.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 18, 2022 01:41 PM (830x5)

=======

And she'd dumb as a fucking rock.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 18, 2022 01:42 PM (LvTSG)

127 115 Could someone fill me in on how we know that VDH reads/knows ace? I missed it.
I mean I don't doubt it I just need to know.
Posted by: Ethan Saunders at March 18, 2022 01:41 PM (W1E3x

Ace found some mail on the sidewalk and it was VDH's mail. He steamed open a letter and in it, Ace's FartClam was discussed, openly.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 18, 2022 01:42 PM (4fSQf)

128 115 VDH reading AoSHQ can be easily verified with one simple call to Bob at NSA.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 18, 2022 01:42 PM (lz5hY)

129 Since most political bosses are bad to work for - it goes with the position - Kamala has to be some kind of specially, horribly bad boss that *no* one can stomach, no matter how dedicated a leftist they are.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2022 01:42 PM (trdmm)

130 Clearly the staffers hate her guts and are giving her these speeches as payback.

I think they're doing a good job and trying to help her out (well, as good as diversity Pick #645 can do), working to get her a great speech and prep her for the job and here's how it goes:

Diversity Hire: OK Madam Vice President, here's the speech you can give, we pared it down to two pages of single syllable words as you asked.
Kamala: *Glances at the speech then throws it over her shoulder* OK got that, whatever *cackle cackle*
DH: Uh, okay, um, lets go over some basic questions we've given the reporters to ask you.
Kamala: *checking her watch and making circular motions with one hand* wrap it up, I gotta blaze.
DH (quickly): When they ask about Migs, tell them that...
Kamala: Migs schmigs, who is Migs? I gotta go, text me some stuff.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2022 01:42 PM (KZzsI)

131 https://youtu.be/e-oYFEXScEU

Don't Be Cruel...
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 18, 2022 01:30 PM (4vi12)


Also:

https://youtu.be/-STFyfsdoVA

Posted by: spindrift at March 18, 2022 01:42 PM (h5TKJ)

132 VDH's Dom apparently makes him read Ace Threads to her, while his balls are locked in a cage.

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2022 01:42 PM (671HH)

133 I'm smart not dumb like everyone thinks. It is just white men don't position me for success because I am a woman of color with a vagina. A vagina is not a victim and I am not a victim.

Posted by: Kamaltoe Harris at March 18, 2022 01:42 PM (iDcra)

134 I believe that a child going without an education is a crime, and Senator, that child was me.
Posted by: Kammie Harris at March 18, 2022 01:38 PM (bPH26)
----
Ya know, considering the grooming activities going on in schools these days, a strong argument could be made that at child getting an "education" is an even worse crime...YMMV

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 18, 2022 01:43 PM (K5n5d)

135 124-Meant ADHD.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2022 01:43 PM (GezNK)

136 And Kamala may very well be a narcissist in a lager sense than most politicians are narcisscisstic.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2022 01:41 PM (GezNK)
_______

A lager sense? We're back to drinking?

Posted by: Eeyore at March 18, 2022 01:43 PM (R0Tis)

137 >>Give it up garrett. No matter how much you suck up she isn't going to let you stroke her lovely lady hump.


I don't want to stroke it.





I want to shave it.

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2022 01:43 PM (671HH)

138 Herbie Ziskend?

Any grown man that is not an actor or musician going by the name Herbie obviously has a humiliation fetish. Being on Kamala's staff, and staying their has to be very humiliating.

Posted by: rd at March 18, 2022 01:43 PM (Z32m1)

139 Why does this halfwit need a staff of 50? She doesn't actually do anything other make idiotic statements and cackle.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2022 01:43 PM (ZLI7S)

140 123 Or maybe, she's just like 90 IQ and this is the best she can do. Either way, something fundamentally is wrong with this woman's mental capacity and maturity
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

90? You are WAY overestimating her. 70, tops. I imagine she got through school by having her wealthy family pay off the schools and instructors all along the way.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2022 01:44 PM (trdmm)

141 How about a Tranny? Or did Obama check that box?

Well, not openly

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2022 01:44 PM (KZzsI)

142 139 Why does this halfwit need a staff of 50? She doesn't actually do anything other make idiotic statements and cackle.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2022 01:43 PM (ZLI7S)

=========

You're forgetting the graft and patronage clauses of the US Constitution.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 18, 2022 01:44 PM (LvTSG)

143 I'm just happy to see fartclam return

Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at March 18, 2022 01:44 PM (2cfUo)

144 I mean I don't doubt it I just need to know.
Posted by: Ethan Saunders
------

This is a smart military blog. 'Need to know' isn't sufficient. You must also have the salient Clearance.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, possibly with Crypto clearance at March 18, 2022 01:44 PM (830x5)

145 A good VDH article on Ukraine realities.

https://tinyurl.com/23tv4avz

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 18, 2022 01:44 PM (iDcra)

146 Could someone fill me in on how we know that VDH reads/knows ace? I missed it.
I mean I don't doubt it I just need to know.
Posted by: Ethan Saunders at March 18, 2022 01:41 PM (W1E3x)

VDH: I like Ace of Spades. I know he is really cruel to people, but whoever Ace is, I have a lot of admiration for his . . . uh . . . eccentricities

Powerline, at the one minute mark.

https://tinyurl.com/27hsanft

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 18, 2022 01:45 PM (SH2Zi)

147 This is the most bulletproof impeachment insurance I have ever seen.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 18, 2022 01:40 PM (5kI0z)
++++
Keep in mind, her boss was Obama's bulletproof assassination insurance.

Talk about a race to the bottom.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 18, 2022 01:45 PM (DU+/6)

148 Give it up garrett. No matter how much you suck up she isn't going to let you stroke her lovely lady hump.


I don't want to stroke it.





I want to shave it.
==
Get in line bro . . .

Posted by: wickett at March 18, 2022 01:45 PM (CF0HC)

149 Some good answers to my (115). LOL.

Posted by: Ethan Saunders at March 18, 2022 01:45 PM (W1E3x)

150 I am guessing the height of her accomplishments will be the redecorating of her Office.

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2022 01:45 PM (671HH)

151 125 Why does Kamala get to be VP, but Monica only got to be an aging skank?
Posted by: Eeyore at March 18, 2022 01:42 PM (R0Tis)

She made a deal with a Clinton. She's lucky when the news started to come out she didn't get a presidential limo ride to Fort Marcy park.

Posted by: Bete at March 18, 2022 01:45 PM (8E+wy)

152 This is a smart military blog. 'Need to know' isn't sufficient. You must also have the salient Clearance.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, possibly with Crypto clearance at March 18, 2022 01:44 PM (830x5)

I remember when being a Platinum Member meant something around here...

Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at March 18, 2022 01:45 PM (5/BkF)

153 I won't believe VDH lurks here until he says "Fartclam" on an interview.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 18, 2022 01:45 PM (Srlpc)

154 BTW, am I the only person who has Seized and Pounced upon the oft-repeated "Failed to Position Kamala For Success"?!! How can that be?

Oddly as far as I can tell yeah you are the only one who caught that excuse and have commented on it. I don't get it either. The clam thing caught on like wildfire but this one seems to have missed most people.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2022 01:45 PM (KZzsI)

155 Have we heard from

Ace-Endorsed author and hence by proxy VDH-endorsed also A.H. Lloyd

yet today?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 18, 2022 01:45 PM (m45I2)

156 Ace is only cruel to NeverTrump grifters! And shelves.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 18, 2022 01:46 PM (HsAzN)

157 >>You're forgetting the graft and patronage clauses of the US Constitution.

Seriously, what could 50 people possibly be doing everyday?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2022 01:46 PM (ZLI7S)

158 "I have decided to invite a literal piece of shit to be my vice president."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 18, 2022 01:41 PM (LvTSG)

-------

DogEater did it first! Very meta ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Immanentizing the Eschaton is not just a river in Egypt at March 18, 2022 01:46 PM (pDcfS)

159 A good VDH article on Ukraine realities.

https://tinyurl.com/23tv4avz
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 18, 2022 01:44 PM (iDcra)

*squints* Just the kind of thing VDH would say, eh, Jukin, if that's your real name?

Posted by: Boswell at March 18, 2022 01:46 PM (5iUNf)

160 "i believe that a child going without an education is a crime"

Didn't she try to jail the parents of excessive truants in CA?

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 18, 2022 01:46 PM (AD3JT)

161 This busty blonde readily - even happily - acknowledges that she has done absolutely nothing to position the vice president for success:
https://is.gd/dOhnQX

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 18, 2022 01:46 PM (DU+/6)

162 When your resume includes both the Michael Bloomberg campaign AND The Cackler... your parents must be so proud.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 18, 2022 01:46 PM (jYQlA)

163 Guess what day it is, Guess what day it is.

It's fartclam Friday !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 18, 2022 01:46 PM (M+Lyo)

164 Posted by: Eeyore at March 18, 2022 01:43 PM (R0Tis)

Drinking is an option for some going throw this stuff.
I am not endorsing alcoholism but a drink can take the edge off.

"larger" sense

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2022 01:47 PM (GezNK)

165 "i believe that a child going without an education is a crime"

Didn't she try to jail the parents of excessive truants in CA?

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 18, 2022 01:46 PM (AD3JT)

She should be looking at the NEA.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 18, 2022 01:47 PM (SH2Zi)

166 Press is in CYA mode for Harris? It could suggest the "bad press" she was getting has been overruled to "put her in a position to succeed" as POTUS.

Maybe.

Guess it depends on what happens to the guy wearing the Depends.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 18, 2022 01:47 PM (BFigT)

167 Kum-a-la?

WHO BITCH DIS IS?!?!

Posted by: Some pimp somewhere, probably at March 18, 2022 01:47 PM (dpnJh)

168
156 Ace is only cruel to NeverTrump grifters! And shelves.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 18, 2022 01:46 PM (HsAzN


And certain garbage cans.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 18, 2022 01:47 PM (4fSQf)

169 157 >>You're forgetting the graft and patronage clauses of the US Constitution.

Seriously, what could 50 people possibly be doing everyday?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2022 01:46 PM (ZLI7S)

========

Writing terrible speeches. Organizing travel for terrible public appearances. Manning her Twitter accounts. Carrying large supplies of her favorite pens. Whipping boy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 18, 2022 01:47 PM (LvTSG)

170 presidential limo ride to Fort Marcy park.

Jizzed on blue dress is the only reason that didn't happen. She may have been naive, but she was not stupid.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 18, 2022 01:47 PM (Srlpc)

171 Can't someone just INVENT some accomplishments for Kamala?
It seems like that would be easier and more feasible for someone at her skill level.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 18, 2022 01:47 PM (qVln6)

172 155 Have we heard from

Ace-Endorsed author and hence by proxy VDH-endorsed also A.H. Lloyd

yet today?
Posted by: Muldoon

Lol

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 18, 2022 01:47 PM (BSTC+)

173 Joe needs to give Kamala a friendship bracelet just like Barry gave him.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at March 18, 2022 01:48 PM (eGTCV)

174 We don't know what we don't know but we know that if we know what we may one day find out about knowing, it will be knowable information.

And so in conclusion, Ukraine is an interesting country.

- VP Kum-Hala

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 18, 2022 01:48 PM (OalnH)

175 You know, the really sad thing is: the internet is literally flooded with non-ironic "Kamala Harris Inspirational Quote" memes.

I am not on Facebook but I imagine the usual suspects are big on that kind of thing. Kamala's level of erudition and speech is pretty much on par with most wymyn's studies grads.

And I doubt Hanson has time or inclination to read the comments, unlike some pundits. He's all about the ACE.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2022 01:48 PM (KZzsI)

176 Not saying you're wrong, but to answer your question: Because we're conservatives and we have an innate sense of chivalry that kicks in when we see women being treated badly, no matter the cause. It's more instinctual than intellectual, but it is what it is.
Posted by: Guy Smiley


Chivalry died from a head wound after I've been told for 40 years that they are equal to a man.
Sink or swim baby! I wonthrow you an anvil, but conversely, I'm not throwing a life preserver.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2022 01:48 PM (egg9a)

177 They could always put in Stacy Abrams. She's larger than life and black and a leftist.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2022 01:48 PM (GezNK)

178 Went to a job interview with Kamala and she said "I have three openings."

I said "I know."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 18, 2022 01:48 PM (iDcra)

179 146
VDH: I like Ace of Spades. I know he is really cruel to people, but whoever Ace is, I have a lot of admiration for his . . . uh . . . eccentricities

Powerline, at the one minute mark.

https://tinyurl.com/27hsanft

Cool. Thanks

Posted by: Ethan Saunders at March 18, 2022 01:48 PM (W1E3x)

180 Now listen here capital Ace. Just cuz VDH happened to mention you positively does not mean you can get a big head.

Remember...we knew you when.

Posted by: creeper at March 18, 2022 01:48 PM (cTCuP)

181 I just saw a poll that said Biden and Trump were TIED in a theoretical competition held today at 44%/44%

--

Bull junk. I don't care what anybody says, this is complete hogwash.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 18, 2022 01:48 PM (sVtYq)

182 I won't believe VDH lurks here until he says "Fartclam" on an interview.
==
GUFFAW

Me too.

Posted by: Cara Hanson at March 18, 2022 01:48 PM (7QRcx)

183 Singh worked with the vice president for over two years, joining the then-senator's team in March 2020 during the presidential campaign

Uh, soooo... she dropped out of the race in Dec, and wasn't yet named as VP until summer. She already knew.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 18, 2022 01:48 PM (qnVBz)

184 >>They could always put in Stacy Abrams. She's larger than life and black and a leftist.


She would have had to step down from her Governorship, though.

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2022 01:48 PM (671HH)

185 "90? You are WAY overestimating her. 70, tops."

C'mon, we all like to pick on her but if she had an IQ of 70, she wouldn't be able to put together a sentence.
Oh wait.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 18, 2022 01:49 PM (qH6FZ)

186 184 >>They could always put in Stacy Abrams. She's larger than life and black and a leftist.


She would have had to step down from her Governorship, though.
Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2022 01:48 PM (671HH)


She's President now, garret. Star Trek elected her.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 18, 2022 01:49 PM (4fSQf)

187 184 >>They could always put in Stacy Abrams. She's larger than life and black and a leftist.


I understand she's heavyset. Does she do the sassy black girl thing?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at March 18, 2022 01:49 PM (eGTCV)

188 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2022 01:48 PM (KZzsI)

And his inclination may be right.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2022 01:49 PM (GezNK)

189 Seriously, what could 50 people possibly be doing everyday?

The Oregon legislature was by law only able to meet every 2 years. They whined that all this allowed them to do is basic work like budgeting, and they needed to meet every year.

A ballot measure "passed" making it so they could meet every year and they've spent every waking moment coming up with more awful and idiotic bullcrap and spending they can as a result.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2022 01:50 PM (KZzsI)

190 >>she dropped out of the race in Dec, and wasn't yet named as VP until summer. She already knew.


Clyburn likely insisted on getting a black VP for his support..

And. They obviously settled somewhere in between.

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2022 01:50 PM (671HH)

191 No. If it wasn't for him, she would be some low-level government paper pusher and we wouldn't be saddled with her.
Posted by: abbynormal at March 18, 2022 01:32 PM


Whoa! Let's not take this too far.

Posted by: Jeri Ryan at March 18, 2022 01:50 PM (a3Q+t)

192 am guessing the height of her accomplishments will be the redecorating of her Office.
Posted by: garrett at March

Have you seen it? Its hard to believe but its actually slightly below the rest of her accomplishments.

Posted by: LASue at March 18, 2022 01:50 PM (Srp34)

193 Only white supremacists believe that people have to make sense when they speak. It is African American culture to speak nonsensical phrases. Stop using your white privilege to force people to conform to your contextual speech norms!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 18, 2022 01:50 PM (qnVBz)

194 whats his name was right when he said the VP was a bucket of spit

Posted by: REDACTED at March 18, 2022 01:50 PM (us2H3)

195 I scrolled through the pro-war rally/concert Putin had in a stadium in Moscow yesterday.

The concert got some notice, since Putin gave a five-minute speech, and the feed cut away from Putin before he finished his speech and went to a singing group. (All the Russian TV stations used the same feed.)

The interesting thing about it was that it indicated that they had tape of the singing group performing ready that they could immediately cut away to.

I guess they were taking no chances with the possibility of a spontaneous protest, like the one that occurred during the live broadcast of Russia's leading TV news show.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 18, 2022 01:51 PM (I2/tG)

196 so am I the only person on Earth bothered that Florida is doing a bang up job trawling for sex traffickers and somehow we have no idea what Epstein's client list looked like?

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2022 01:51 PM (Lzpvj)

197 OT: Cheese pizza at Aldi's...I don't know which horde member beat me there, but there was not a single cheese pizza in the whole store. Not in the fresh ones in the deli section, not the frozen ones in the frozen section, not even the pizza bagel and bites type. Pepperoni - tons. Sausage - same. Cheese or Veg - none.

It's annoying b/c now I'll have to run out and see if Target got equally picked over...since it's the 1st Lenten Friday I promised pizza (shows me to never promise to the kids that which I don't actually have yet)...

Posted by: Nova local at March 18, 2022 01:51 PM (exHjb)

198 John Nance Garner

Posted by: creeper at March 18, 2022 01:51 PM (cTCuP)

199 179 146
VDH: I like Ace of Spades. I know he is really cruel to people, but whoever Ace is, I have a lot of admiration for his . . . uh . . . eccentricities

Powerline, at the one minute mark.

https://tinyurl.com/27hsanft

Cool. Thanks
Posted by: Ethan Saunders at March 18, 2022 01:48 PM (W1E3x)
____________

Won't play for me. It wouldn't when they first put it up, either.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 18, 2022 01:51 PM (R0Tis)

200 155 Have we heard from

Ace-Endorsed author and hence by proxy VDH-endorsed also A.H. Lloyd

yet today?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 18, 2022 01:45 PM (m45I2)

--------

And I endorse A.H. Lloyd, making me VDH-endorsed-by-proxy as well! * suddenly feels spring in step "

We are all VDH-endorsed now ..

Posted by: ShainS -- Immanentizing the Eschaton is not just a river in Egypt at March 18, 2022 01:51 PM (pDcfS)

201 108 The problem is, who's their backup? Who do they pick to replace HISTORIC FIRST BLACK WOMAN?
---------------
How about a Tranny? Or did Obama check that box?
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 18, 2022 01:40 PM

Isn't it time to complete the healing of our nation with the first Native American VP (and POTUS!)

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at March 18, 2022 01:51 PM (JCZqz)

202 Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at March 18, 2022 01:49 PM (eGTCV)

I don't know what a "sassy black girl thing" is. Abrams seems rude and verbally belligerent and cries racism about everything. Sassy has a more positive connotation for me.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2022 01:51 PM (GezNK)

203 They could always put in Stacy Abrams. She's larger than life and black and a leftist.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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The 'Bench' would have to be reinforced. Become more of an underpinned foundation.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 18, 2022 01:51 PM (WZ5i4)

204 >Have you seen it?


No. But I know it is the most important thing on every female executive's list when they get a promotion.

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2022 01:51 PM (671HH)

205 Rumor has it, Kamala wore a midriff to the navel observatory on her first day of work.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 18, 2022 01:51 PM (4fSQf)

206 If sending her to Poland was a test to see if they could replace slow Joe now, she failed. Will she try harder, or has she already peaked, and only has race and gender going for her?

Posted by: illiniwek at March 18, 2022 01:52 PM (Cus5s)

207 Won't play for me. It wouldn't when they first put it up, either.

You have to use real coins, not bottlecaps

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2022 01:52 PM (KZzsI)

208 171 Can't someone just INVENT some accomplishments for Kamala?
It seems like that would be easier and more feasible for someone at her skill level.
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She looks like a Moai statue? She would be the best Rapanui, to destroy our environment thus causing society to fall into a downward spiral of warfare, cannibalism, and population decline.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 18, 2022 01:52 PM (D8mow)

209 Ace should relish his eccentricities, as long as he doesn't go all wobbly on us. Fair and balanced, eh?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 18, 2022 01:53 PM (m45I2)

210 199 179 146
[..]
Cool. Thanks
Posted by: Ethan Saunders at March 18, 2022 01:48 PM (W1E3x)
____________

Won't play for me. It wouldn't when they first put it up, either.

Me either. I downloaded it to PC and it's beautiful.

Posted by: Ethan Saunders at March 18, 2022 01:53 PM (W1E3x)

211 ]A ballot measure "passed" making it so they could meet every year and they've spent every waking moment coming up with more awful and idiotic bullcrap and spending they can as a result.

And now they are whining that the legislature is only paid as part-time employees, when they now have to meet every year.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 18, 2022 01:53 PM (I2/tG)

212
I know J*U*M*B*L*E -- did it every day!

So what is this "psy-op" of which we all speak? Is it "soy-pp"? Perhaps. But, smart cookie that I am, I know it is "spy-op". Be afraid, America -- be very afraid!

-- luvs, Kammie!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 18, 2022 01:53 PM (pNxlR)

213 Buy pepperoni pizza. Remove pepperoni. Add extra cheese. Cheese pizza.

Posted by: creeper at March 18, 2022 01:53 PM (cTCuP)

214 Went to a job interview with Kamala and she said "I have three openings."

I said "I know."
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 18, 2022 01:48 PM (iD

Technically 4, and 6 you count both ears.

Posted by: LASue at March 18, 2022 01:53 PM (ct0K5)

215 Won't play for me. It wouldn't when they first put it up, either.

You have to use real coins, not bottlecaps
==
Mos. def. save the bottle caps for the Fallout 4 economy. Next week.

Posted by: Pepboy at March 18, 2022 01:53 PM (5Kkzg)

216 No. But I know it is the most important thing on every female executive's list when they get a promotion.

That and a list of jobs she's going to replace the men with women in that position.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2022 01:53 PM (KZzsI)

217 196 so am I the only person on Earth bothered that Florida is doing a bang up job trawling for sex traffickers and somehow we have no idea what Epstein's client list looked like?

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2022 01:51 PM (Lzpvj)

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National Security Secret -- fatal to anyone who reveals it.

Posted by: ShainS -- Immanentizing the Eschaton is not just a river in Egypt at March 18, 2022 01:53 PM (pDcfS)

218 Joe needs to give Kamala a friendship bracelet just like Barry gave him.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at March 18, 2022 01:48 PM (eGTCV)

Pizza!

Posted by: Infidel at March 18, 2022 01:54 PM (ou23q)

219 Who told Kamala she was a good candidate for President in the first place?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 18, 2022 01:54 PM (4fSQf)

220 213 Buy pepperoni pizza. Remove pepperoni. Add extra cheese. Cheese pizza.
Posted by: creeper at March 18, 2022 01:53 PM (cTCuP)

==========

Go back in time. Convince Pilate to delay crucifixion one day. Return to present day to discover cheese pizzas still in stock on Friday.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 18, 2022 01:54 PM (LvTSG)

221 205 Rumor has it, Kamala wore a midriff to the navel observatory on her first day of work.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Still classier than the first lady.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 18, 2022 01:54 PM (BSTC+)

222 "You know, the really sad thing is: the internet is literally flooded with non-ironic "Kamala Harris Inspirational Quote" memes."


Quick scan of that link would indicate that everything she utters three words or more is inspirational.

Posted by: Ripley at March 18, 2022 01:54 PM (MxEKc)

223 Stanky Abrams was driving and got lost. "She" pulled into a gas station and asked the guy behind the counter "How do I get to 280?"

The guy says try walking and eating only two meals a day."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 18, 2022 01:54 PM (iDcra)

224 Kamala wore a midriff to the navel observatory...

*******

Heh!

Posted by: Muldoon at March 18, 2022 01:54 PM (m45I2)

225
Is "Capital-A" Ace still strutting his stuff as though he was designated cock-of-the-walk by VDH?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 18, 2022 01:55 PM (pNxlR)

226 "Sassy" was the TV-star dog on the episode of The Flintstones where Dino became an actor.

Sassy and her human co-stars all immediately turned into H'wood snobs the minute the cameras stopped rolling, and once Dino got a look at Sassy with no wig and makeup, he was outta there.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 18, 2022 01:55 PM (HsAzN)

227 Buy pepperoni pizza. Remove pepperoni. Add extra cheese. Cheese pizza.

"We prefer to have our Cheese Pizza delivered special out of a shipping container"
--The Podestas

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2022 01:55 PM (KZzsI)

228 202 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2022 01:51 PM (GezNK)

It helps if you read the comments in a sarcastic British accent in your head.

I am fond of calling assholes "Charmers" in real life, few people misunderstand what I mean.

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2022 01:55 PM (Lzpvj)

229
They could always put in Stacy Abrams. She's larger than life and black and a leftist.

Big step down from Preznit of the Star Trek earth.

Posted by: Auspex at March 18, 2022 01:55 PM (bQvYf)

230 196
Yes. It bothers me but democrat police and prosecutors covering for democrat bigwigs is so routine that calling them out would be like calling out every fencepost you pass on the highway.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 18, 2022 01:55 PM (qVln6)

231
Who told Kamala she was a good candidate for President in the first place?

Posted by: AlaBAMA


TFG

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 18, 2022 01:55 PM (pNxlR)

232 213 Buy pepperoni pizza. Remove pepperoni. Add extra cheese. Cheese pizza.
Posted by: creeper at March 18, 2022 01:53 PM (cTCuP)

See, with the stupid small chunk pepperoni on top of the slices, that's a PITA...since they are "rewarding" you with all that pepperoni...

I will mention there were also no eggs at the store...but I didn't promise eggs...I have never seen the entire section empty to the back for eggs, but there it was...

Posted by: Nova local at March 18, 2022 01:56 PM (exHjb)

233 ace is a big deal, but that doesn't mean he is uppercase ace.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 18, 2022 01:56 PM (Hjca7)

234 Notice how the Democrat Political Hacks just move around the government whenever it gets too uncomfortable in the White House?

Posted by: rd at March 18, 2022 01:56 PM (Z32m1)

235 Thanks to my kids, I have found Tank's walk on music:

https://youtu.be/3pLrGrl4GbU

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 18, 2022 01:56 PM (qnVBz)

236 >>> 213 Buy pepperoni pizza. Remove pepperoni. Add extra cheese. Cheese pizza.
Posted by: creeper at March 18, 2022 01:53 PM (cTCuP)

There is no such thing as "too much cheese".

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 18, 2022 01:56 PM (llON8)

237 219 Who told Kamala she was a good candidate for President in the first place?
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The Gettys maybe?

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 18, 2022 01:56 PM (D8mow)

238 234 Notice how the Democrat Political Hacks just move around the government whenever it gets too uncomfortable in the White House?
Posted by: rd at March 18, 2022 01:56 PM (Z32m1)

========

Well, the private sector expects results.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 18, 2022 01:56 PM (LvTSG)

239 You can see the VDH video on yesterdays 'Quick Hits' thread.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 18, 2022 01:56 PM (qH6FZ)

240 217 Posted by: ShainS -- Immanentizing the Eschaton is not just a river in Egypt at March 18, 2022 01:53 PM (pDcfS)

I'm not just a client, I was also once an employee in the 90s....

//Juicy S Guilty as F*ck and Free as a Boid

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2022 01:57 PM (Lzpvj)

241 It took years to get ACE out of the clouds after his full on endorsement by Brietbart. And he really only endorsed the commenters.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2022 01:57 PM (KZzsI)

242 I comfort myself by considering that Imperial Rome survived for a long time despite having a lot of really shitty half-wits for emperors.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 18, 2022 01:57 PM (guGkK)

243 >>ace is a big deal, but that doesn't mean he is uppercase ace.

It's an abomination.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2022 01:57 PM (ZLI7S)

244 C'mon, we all like to pick on her but if she had an IQ of 70, she wouldn't be able to put together a sentence.
Oh wait.

---

In fairness, Forrest Gump spoke more eloquently

Posted by: Some pimp somewhere, probably at March 18, 2022 01:57 PM (dpnJh)

245 Wonder if Capital A ace has tried to use his newfound status to get a dinner reservation yet.

Yeah, but VDH knows me.

I'm kind of a big deal.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 18, 2022 01:57 PM (4fSQf)

246 Who told Kamala she was a good candidate for President in the first place?

--

Barky the Jug-Earred Marxist is behind the push to make Kamala happen. He didn't succeed with the public and everyone seems to dislike her intensely. So he did the next best thing. I have no doubt he moved Joe in her direction for VP to his phony presidency. With full knowledge she'd replace him soon thereafter. Why Obama is so intent on wanting her is for another discussion.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 18, 2022 01:57 PM (sVtYq)

247 >>> 232
.....
I will mention there were also no eggs at the store...but I didn't promise eggs...I have never seen the entire section empty to the back for eggs, but there it was...
Posted by: Nova local at March 18, 2022 01:56 PM (exHjb)

I have eggs. Might be a bit of a drive to pick them up though.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 18, 2022 01:57 PM (llON8)

248 219 Who told Kamala she was a good candidate for President in the first place?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 18, 2022 01:54 PM (4fSQf)
____________

The Politburo.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2022 01:57 PM (vs7JI)

249 Hormel makes a "Cup-n-Crisp" pepperoni now. A mainstay of Buffalo-style pizza where they call that kind of pepperoni "small-cap" or "char-cap."

It curls up into a cup shape, with the edges slightly charred and a little dot of oil in the cup. The Hormel one actually works, too.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 18, 2022 01:58 PM (HsAzN)

250 Outwit! Outplay! Outlast!

Posted by: Herbie Ziskend at March 18, 2022 01:58 PM (4I/2K)

251 You think ace is eccentric now - wait until you see camel-case ace.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at March 18, 2022 01:58 PM (g3O9Y)

252 Stanky Abrams was driving and got lost. "She" pulled into a gas station and asked the guy behind the counter "How do I get to 280?"

The guy says try walking and eating only two meals a day."
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable

That is a lie! Public Servants of her stature don't drive. They have little people for that.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 18, 2022 01:58 PM (qnVBz)

253 Thanks to my kids, I have found Tank's walk on music

I was thinking more "Fat Bottom Girls" by Queen or "Big Bottom" by Spinal Tap.

Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got em.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2022 01:58 PM (KZzsI)

254

She may have gotten through law school with the A for a lay B+ for a BJ plan, but she did at least manage to pass the bar.

She can't be completely stupid and must have the ability to memorize to some extent.

Her problem isn't stupidity, it's that she's a self entitled three-hole cunt-bitch, and her only redeeming quality in comparison to Big Mike is that she at least takes it rather than straps it on and gives it...

Posted by: Lance Hardthrust at March 18, 2022 01:58 PM (2mnys)

255 So Ace gets pulled over on his Vespa and says, "Wait a minute, officer. Do you know who I am?"

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 18, 2022 01:59 PM (sWM8x)

256 >>>He's all about the ACE.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2022 01:48 PM (KZzsI)


======

All about the ace, 'bout the ace, no treble.

Posted by: Close enough at March 18, 2022 01:59 PM (eco01)

257
Now listen here capital Ace. Just cuz VDH happened to mention you positively does not mean you can get a big head.

Remember...we knew you when.
Posted by: creeper


Yeah, you only WISH we have forgotten about your unholy longing to root through Marco Rubio's trash!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 18, 2022 01:59 PM (pNxlR)

258 BTW, Ed Morrissey was gloating about the NYT noticing Hunter's laptop. I asked in the comments what HIS view had been at the time. Answer: he thought "who are we to question the intelligence community."

It is fun to see them saying "I was right all along." I think Jonah is the champ at that.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 18, 2022 01:59 PM (R0Tis)

259 If only Andrew could have lived to see my comments.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 18, 2022 01:59 PM (qnVBz)

260 I comfort myself by considering that Imperial Rome survived for a long time despite having a lot of really shitty half-wits for emperors.

And, every so often they'd end up with a pretty capable one who led the empire well, if brutally.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2022 01:59 PM (KZzsI)

261 Barky the Jug-Earred Marxist is behind the push to make Kamala happen.
____________

Frankly, I doubt it. I think our Dusky Lord and Master and Heels Up were both selected by third parties who wanted melanin in positions of power.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2022 01:59 PM (vs7JI)

262 The worst part is. You are looking at the first woman President. And the first Black Woman President. It's just a matter of time and everyone knows it. Brandon barely limped across the line his first year, and he has three left to go that there is no way in hell he can finish. Kamala is going to be a historical first and forever blemish our histories of the Presidency. I wonder if Disney is going to make her animatronic speak in gobbledygook just like her.

Posted by: mikethemoose at March 18, 2022 01:59 PM (xwDQi)

263 So have I missed any good cruelty or eccentricity from ace this morning?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 18, 2022 01:59 PM (guGkK)

264 Here's the Sports Illustrated diverse and inclusive swimsuit preview in the NY Post

https://tinyurl.com/539u2s7x

Posted by: Muldoon at March 18, 2022 01:29 PM (m45I2)


I predict Ms. Bangalore will make the cut.

Posted by: Javems at March 18, 2022 02:00 PM (AmoqO)

265 There are politicians who are masters of eloquently saying exactly nothing. Whole political careers are built out of this.

Kamala can't even manage that.

And yet, she's the most coherent out of our three top leaders.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 18, 2022 02:00 PM (KbCG3)

266 I haven't actually watched long speeches by Kamala, but I can't really fault her for using her hands a lot. I do that as well. However, I hope I generally make more sense than she does.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2022 02:00 PM (GezNK)

267 So what if VDH commented on ace? Ace is probably more wisely read than Vic.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 18, 2022 02:00 PM (qnVBz)

268 258 Posted by: Eeyore at March 18, 2022 01:59 PM (R0Tis)

Ed gets a bigger love pineapple than AP in my book...

first class fuckwit, zero class intellect.

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2022 02:00 PM (Lzpvj)

269 261 Barky the Jug-Earred Marxist is behind the push to make Kamala happen.
____________

Frankly, I doubt it. I think our Dusky Lord and Master and Heels Up were both selected by third parties who wanted melanin in positions of power.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2022 01:59 PM (vs7JI)

========

Whoever backed Obama, backed Kamala, but I seem to remember some meeting from before the 2020 primaries where Kamala went to meet Obama as part of her effort to start up her campaign. It was made, at the time, like she was getting his blessing to run, though, of course, he didn't endorse anyone until it was all but over.

Also, that NYT fluff piece on her from January of 2019.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 18, 2022 02:01 PM (LvTSG)

270 ace has gone power mad. Soon he will be talking about how important an influencer he is and staging fights with pro boxers.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2022 01:28 PM (dNqv+)



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And ace will do it while referring to himself in the third person! And since he's a really big deal, nobody will question it!

Posted by: Chillin the most at March 18, 2022 02:01 PM (ZpuGY)

271 I believe what comes out of Russian media much more than what comes out of CIA propagand....I mean our media.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 18, 2022 02:01 PM (iDcra)

272 Nova local, that's alarming.

Hoping hard the shortages don't reach liquor stores.

Posted by: creeper at March 18, 2022 02:01 PM (cTCuP)

273 she did at least manage to pass the bar.

I strongly suspect that was not, shall we say, on the up-and-up. Although I have known some less than stellar intellects who passed the bar. Its not the zenith of difficulty that it is portrayed as.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2022 02:01 PM (KZzsI)

274 Here's the Sports Illustrated diverse and inclusive swimsuit preview in the NY Post

https://tinyurl.com/539u2s7x

Posted by: Muldoon at March 18, 2022 01:29 PM (m45I2)



Nice to see that fat ugly chicks are finally getting some respect.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 18, 2022 02:01 PM (guGkK)

275 To avoid covering the laptop, the truck convoy again makes the local top story for the afternoon rush...

tinyurl.com/c4pz74hb

Posted by: Nova local at March 18, 2022 02:01 PM (exHjb)

276 Frankly, I doubt it. I think our Dusky Lord and Master and Heels Up were both selected by third parties who wanted melanin in positions of power.
==
they are both utterly compromised as well as pigmented

If you went looking for someone who was less credentialed and more compromised than Obama, and black, that's actually a short short list.

Posted by: You know I'm right at March 18, 2022 02:02 PM (DqOD7)

277 SI will feature 3 tucking methods to achieve the perfect dainty mound for your summer debut.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 18, 2022 02:02 PM (qnVBz)

278 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 18, 2022 02:02 PM (Zz0t1)

279

Did you ever notice that the absolute worst people in the public spotlight, the absolute worst, are all black women?

Posted by: Officer Friendly at March 18, 2022 02:02 PM (2mnys)

280 Fuck the entire Biden Administration.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 18, 2022 02:02 PM (Zz0t1)

281 Its kinda fucked that rt.com and dailymail are more reliable...

Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at March 18, 2022 02:02 PM (5/BkF)

282
BTW, Ed Morrissey was gloating about the NYT noticing Hunter's laptop. I asked in the comments what HIS view had been at the time. Answer: he thought "who are we to question the intelligence community."


Well, low functioning lackwit that he is, Poppin' Fresh wasn't wrong.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 18, 2022 02:02 PM (pNxlR)

283 I was thinking more "Fat Bottom Girls" by Queen or "Big Bottom" by Spinal Tap.

Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got em.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2022 01:58 PM (KZzsI)
___________________________

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights. Big game's waiting there inside her tights . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 18, 2022 02:02 PM (iFTx/)

284 Here's the Sports Illustrated diverse and inclusive swimsuit preview in the NY Post

https://tinyurl.com/539u2s7x

Posted by: Muldoon at March 18, 2022 01:29 PM (m45I2)



I've seen better-looking selections in Ukrainian bride catalogs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 18, 2022 02:03 PM (guGkK)

285 Go back in time. Convince Pilate to delay crucifixion one day. Return to present day to discover cheese pizzas still in stock on Friday.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Go further back. Convince Pilate's mom to swallow.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2022 02:03 PM (egg9a)

286 Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 18, 2022 02:02 PM (Zz0t1)

Sponge worthy.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 18, 2022 02:03 PM (0Ao06)

287 282 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 18, 2022 02:02 PM (pNxlR)

Everytime Ed opines negatively about Jory Plugz' idiocy remind him he voted for him.

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2022 02:03 PM (Lzpvj)

288 280 Fuck the entire Biden Administration.
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Tall order, Buckaroo.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at March 18, 2022 02:03 PM (sWM8x)

289 Won't play for me. It wouldn't when they first put it up, either.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 18, 2022 01:51 PM (R0Tis)

Ace had a thread yesterday with a David Reaboi tweet of the interview.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 18, 2022 02:03 PM (SH2Zi)

290 Big Bottom drive me out of my mind
How can I leave this behind?

Poetry, man.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 18, 2022 02:03 PM (HsAzN)

291 287 282 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 18, 2022 02:02 PM (pNxlR)

Everytime Ed opines negatively about Jory Plugz' idiocy remind him he voted for him.
Posted by: sven at March 18, 2022 02:03 PM (Lzpvj)

========

"I totally vote for Trump. Totally."
-Ed Morrisey

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 18, 2022 02:03 PM (LvTSG)

292 Hey speaking of which why isn't Mabriel Galor volunteering to be hired?

Last I saw someone quote him, he thought the junta was a clownshow, but at least it wasn't Trump.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2022 02:03 PM (ZGrMX)

293 Trouble sitting down for long times? Aaargh! Had to take my car in for an oil and filter change today, since I can't do
it for myself any more. Garage is usually very efficient and doesn't take long, but ran into problems today.

Very polite and knowledgeable folks, but after two hours, I can say with certainty that their waiting room chairs are remarkably uncomfortable. To the point where one of the employees asked if I was having trouble when the car was done and I went out to the office to pay the bill. Well, no, just stiff from sitting so long. Reply was very apologetic, "unexpected rush" -- which happens, so no real complaint, I guess, but OWWW!

Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at March 18, 2022 02:04 PM (y0zVi)

294 Moderna has asked the FDA for approval of a Booster shot for their stock price.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 18, 2022 02:04 PM (iDcra)

295 Who told Kamala she was a good candidate for President in the first place?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 18, 2022 01:54 PM (4fSQf)
____________

The Politburo.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2022 01:57 PM (vs7JI)


In 2019? All the Right Thinking People like the NYT and WaPo. Remember when she was second in the polls?

Posted by: rd at March 18, 2022 02:04 PM (Z32m1)

296 she did at least manage to pass the bar.

I strongly suspect that was not, shall we say, on the up-and-up. Although I have known some less than stellar intellects who passed the bar. Its not the zenith of difficulty that it is portrayed as.
==
Pretty much only the bottom 10% (roughly) don't make it. So while the group in general is smarter than average, you can be WELL below average for the group and still pass.

Posted by: so's you know at March 18, 2022 02:04 PM (DqOD7)

297 247 >>> 232
.....
I will mention there were also no eggs at the store...but I didn't promise eggs...I have never seen the entire section empty to the back for eggs, but there it was...
Posted by: Nova local at March 18, 2022 01:56 PM (exHjb)

I have eggs. Might be a bit of a drive to pick them up though.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 18, 2022 01:57 PM (llON

Thanks for the offer - I have them, but always buy them, b/c the spouse or kids will always unexpectedly use them, and when I think I have a dozen in a carton, I open it up and have 2...

Posted by: Nova local at March 18, 2022 02:05 PM (exHjb)

298
Drudge is squirting over Putin's MAGA rally.

See! they're just the same!!!!

Posted by: Auspex at March 18, 2022 02:05 PM (bQvYf)

299 248 219 Who told Kamala she was a good candidate for President in the first place?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 18, 2022 01:54 PM (4fSQf)

Anita Dunn and Bob Bauer were her patrons

power couple. even ahead of Cankles and Bill

Posted by: REDACTED at March 18, 2022 02:06 PM (us2H3)

300 292 Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2022 02:03 PM (ZGrMX)

Quite, Mabe is as severely conservative as Mutt Rombley.

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2022 02:06 PM (Lzpvj)

301 SI will feature 3 tucking methods to achieve the perfect dainty mound for your summer debut.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
===

I laughed!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 18, 2022 02:06 PM (iDcra)

302 Not getting the soon to be, ( choking here a bit) CiC's staff flying out the door. The big time is coming and it's not worth suckling up a few years at most?

Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 18, 2022 02:07 PM (2JoB8)

303 >>>WELL below average for the group and still pass.

I've met more than one low wattage lawyer. Lawyers seem to avoid rock dumb box of hair stoopid but that's about it.

Posted by: mikethemoose at March 18, 2022 02:07 PM (hAdu/)

304 298
Drudge is squirting over Putin's MAGA rally.

See! they're just the same!!!!
Posted by: Auspex at March 18, 2022 02:05 PM (bQvYf)

People still give that shit site traffic?

Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at March 18, 2022 02:07 PM (5/BkF)

305 Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 18, 2022 02:04 PM (iDcra)

I want everyone involved in pushing all these gene therapies brought up on charges. I will settle for Frank Castle however.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 18, 2022 02:08 PM (0Ao06)

306 304 Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at March 18, 2022 02:07 PM (5/BkF)

"Sludge is all the news fit to nit!"

//Captain Fedora

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2022 02:08 PM (Lzpvj)

307 "Ukraine is a country in Europe. It exists next to another country called Russia. Russia is a bigger country. Russia decided to invade a smaller country called Ukraine so basically that's wrong."

Her idiotic quote will one day grace the pages of history books and children will be required to memorize it.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 18, 2022 02:08 PM (NpAcC)

308 Did you ever notice that the absolute worst people in the public spotlight, the absolute worst, are all black women?

I dunno Beto, Buttgag, Soros, and Joey Fingers are all white dudes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2022 02:08 PM (KZzsI)

309
VP Freda

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 18, 2022 02:09 PM (pNxlR)

310 VDH is an ass man.

One would think that Publius Horatius, Captain of the Gate was honor-bound to hold the Tiber bridge against the Etruscan army of Lars Porsena. But if you look further, you may find that Virginia's sweet cans was what motivated him fanatically so.

It was the ashes of his fathers, and the temple of his gods, and Virginia's sweet cans, but mostly Virginia's sweet cans.

Posted by: Victor Davis Hanson at March 18, 2022 02:09 PM (44ww/)

311 Sabrina Singh and her husband Mike Smith are political movers and shakers. He's now Senior Advisor for House Majority PAC. And she her parents were immigrants from India, much like (education, position) Harris' mother.

Posted by: Lola at March 18, 2022 02:09 PM (NIYa7)

312 Wow! Another post by VDH! What a surprise!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 18, 2022 02:09 PM (44ww/)

313 She definitely thinks her flowery speaking it's profound, it's words without a meaning.

Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2022 02:09 PM (2JoB8)

314 THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!

Posted by: Herbie Ziskand at March 18, 2022 02:10 PM (kbZv/)

315 I guess the staff could not stand up to the abuse.

Posted by: fd at March 18, 2022 02:10 PM (vrz2I)

316 Nice to see that fat ugly chicks are finally getting some respect.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 18, 2022 02:01 PM (guGkK)


There are some very pretty ones if you scroll down more. I would kill for the legs on that black girl in the pink suit.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2022 02:10 PM (Ez6QX)

317 Deep Thoughts by Givua Handey

Posted by: Axeman at March 18, 2022 02:10 PM (OaZlZ)

318 What if VDH only comes here for the sidebar and King Harv adds?

Posted by: Scott_T at March 18, 2022 02:10 PM (2waQ7)

319 Lord, who still goes to Drudge? Or I should say Sludge. I haven't been to that site in eons. Nobody talks about it anymore and it's even less of a shadow of its former self than it could ever be. It's a non-entity anymore.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 18, 2022 02:10 PM (sVtYq)

320 People still give that shit site traffic?
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard

Lefties who still want to know what the cons are thinking and Nevertrump self flagellators who think they own the MAGAs.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 18, 2022 02:10 PM (qnVBz)

321 219 Who told Kamala she was a good candidate for President in the first place?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 18, 2022 01:54 PM

Dems don't care about actual humans much, so they look at Kamala and think she's a great fit because she checks the right boxes. Black, female, politician (but not with too much of a well-known history), relatively young, chameleon ethnic qualities to help out with smaller voting blocks (Indian, carribbean) without alienating core constituencies, etc. They couldn't talk to her for 5 minutes and figure out she's a horrible human being because A: they're ALL terrible humans and B: the media fan usually cover for personality flaws. Hell, they got a demented, perverted retard into the Oval Office after "running" a Presidentail campaign from his basement!

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 18, 2022 02:11 PM (JCZqz)

322 For women's history month let's all celebrate great examples such as kamala and lia thomas.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 18, 2022 02:11 PM (lgeFv)

323 Kamala's only tool is her mouth so, it's best she uses a contractor.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 18, 2022 02:11 PM (GYllL)

324 Pretty funny that the trucker convoy sent 13 trucks around the beltway one day and the coppers freaked out and closed all the exits into downtown.

Cops caused more havoc than the truckers.

Similar stuff going on today, I believe.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 18, 2022 02:11 PM (Hjca7)

325 I'll be more impressed when ace brings back Megan Kelly on all fours in a cat suit.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 18, 2022 02:11 PM (oWZwa)

326 I see Drudge's picture in the Dictionary under "Sell out" him and that Johnson guy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 18, 2022 02:11 PM (d0Qel)

327 Kamala won't be the first woman president; Star Trek has already decided it will be Stacey Abrams.
No, wait -- she will be President of Earth. POTE!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 18, 2022 02:11 PM (MmndN)

328 >>>am fond of calling assholes "Charmers" in real life, few people misunderstand what I mean.
Posted by: sven at March 18, 2022 01:55 PM (Lzpvj)

=====

I need to adopt this. I'm getting feistier as I get past 29, but yet confrontation is not it in my nature.

Posted by: Corners to the plate at March 18, 2022 02:11 PM (eco01)

329 she did at least manage to pass the bar.

I strongly suspect that was not, shall we say, on the up-and-up. Although I have known some less than stellar intellects who passed the bar. Its not the zenith of difficulty that it is portrayed as.
==
Pretty much only the bottom 10% (roughly) don't make it. So while the group in general is smarter than average, you can be WELL below average for the group and still pass.
Posted by: so's you know at March 18, 2022 02:04 PM (DqOD7)

It's on par with learning to fly a small plane.

Posted by: John F Kennedy, Jr. at March 18, 2022 02:12 PM (4I/2K)

330 On a lighter note, I found some browned onions for onion soup in the freezer. Onion soup with grilled bread and melted swiss cheese for dinner.

Posted by: Infidel at March 18, 2022 02:12 PM (ou23q)

331 Did you ever notice that the absolute worst people in the public spotlight, the absolute worst, are all black women?

--

They all seem to have a major chip on their shoulders and are pretty vocal about it. And because of that, most people recoil. We all know "the type."

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 18, 2022 02:12 PM (sVtYq)

332 You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time; but damn, that Kamala bitch is dumb as a bunch of rocks.


- Zombie A. Lincoln

Posted by: Archer at March 18, 2022 02:12 PM (gmo/4)

333 319 Lord, who still goes to Drudge? Or I should say Sludge.
---
For years my mother refused to use a computer because she was afraid she'd break it. We finally got her to try it. She reads Drudge.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 18, 2022 02:12 PM (sWM8x)

334 I'll be more impressed when ace brings back Megan Kelly on all fours in a cat suit.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 18, 2022 02:11 PM (oWZwa)

With or without chloroform?

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 18, 2022 02:12 PM (SH2Zi)

335 Did you ever notice that the absolute worst people in the public spotlight, the absolute worst, are all black women?

Well and AOC

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 18, 2022 02:13 PM (d0Qel)

336 Drudge is squirting over Putin's MAGA rally.

Supposedly Drudge hasn't written that site for like 6 or 7 years now.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2022 02:13 PM (ZGrMX)

337 I'll be more impressed when ace brings back Megan Kelly on all fours in a cat suit.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 18, 2022 02:11 PM (oWZwa)

I'll buy that for a dollar!

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 18, 2022 02:13 PM (Hjca7)

338 > Its like making a horse a senator.


Going by her laugh, I'd say more of a jackass or a hen.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 18, 2022 02:13 PM (bW8dp)

339 Drudge still has pretty major traffic but its way, way down from his best days. I can't imagine who goes there still, since you can get all that news, and more, elsewhere. Back when I had a blog and was kind of stuck on things to write about I would swing by Drudge to see if there was anything I hadn't seen already and... it rarely had anything interesting or new. That was like 8 years ago.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2022 02:14 PM (KZzsI)

340 Seriously, what could 50 people possibly be doing everyday?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2022 01:46 PM (ZLI7S)

========

Writing terrible speeches. Organizing travel for terrible public appearances. Manning her Twitter accounts. Carrying large supplies of her favorite pens. Whipping boy.
_______

Probably also running a lot of personal errands for Kamaltoe: picking up her dry cleaning, running to a department store to buy the expensive make-up she likes, going to another department store to return clothes that Kamaltoe's personal shopper chose for her but which Kamaltoe doesn't like, etc.

Like Dolly Parton once said, "it takes a lot of effort to look this cheap" or something like that.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 18, 2022 02:14 PM (k4dH2)

341 Do not search for "Transgender kids swimwear"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 18, 2022 02:14 PM (qnVBz)

342 I can't wait for the Mazie Hirono and Hank Johnson collaborative line of motivational posters.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 18, 2022 02:14 PM (GYllL)

343 Did you ever notice that the absolute worst people in the public spotlight, the absolute worst, are all black women?

Well and AOC

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 18, 2022 02:13 PM (d0Qel)

Don't forget brotherfucker.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 18, 2022 02:14 PM (SH2Zi)

344 "Posted by Victor Davis Hanson."

*picks jaw off floor*

Posted by: creeper at March 18, 2022 02:14 PM (cTCuP)

345 just saw a poll that said Biden and Trump were TIED in a theoretical competition held today at 44%/44%,
====

Apparently they haven't suffered enough yet.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 18, 2022 02:14 PM (IytoW)

346 I have several Democrat female friends and they absolutely hate Kamala.

I'm actually surprised, I would honestly think she would be popular with younger female liberals. But even there, she can't break through.

Posted by: Cameroom at March 18, 2022 02:14 PM (u1ERn)

347 > Did you ever notice that the absolute worst people in the public spotlight, the absolute worst, are all black women?


Hillary Clinton: not black.

Joy Behar: not black.

Lena Dunham: not black.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 18, 2022 02:14 PM (bW8dp)

348 "You have to see and smell and feel the circumstances of people to really understand them."

(actual Kamala Harris quote, and not referring to Creepy Joe)

http://bitly.ws/pn8Z

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 18, 2022 02:14 PM (wT1E+)

349 Don't forget brotherfucker.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 18, 2022 02:14 PM (SH2Zi)

Well yeah, brother fucker is black

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 18, 2022 02:15 PM (d0Qel)

350 Trump went through staffers like Tank Abrams with a pile of cheeseburgers.

It's Kumala's utter lack of intelligence and perpetual unpreparedness that both frightens and delights me.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 18, 2022 01:32 PM (HsAzN)

I think they are both narcissists. Difference is that Trump is actually gifted.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 18, 2022 02:15 PM (rF64X)

351 >>am fond of calling assholes "Charmers" in real life, few people misunderstand what I mean.
Posted by: sven at March 18, 2022 01:55 PM (Lzp


I am sorry to hear about the loss of your manhood.

Do you have a GoFundMe or a GiveSendGo I can send to?

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2022 02:15 PM (671HH)

352 344 "Posted by Victor Davis Hanson."

*picks jaw off floor*
Posted by: creeper at March 18, 2022 02:14 PM (cTCuP)

========

"I don't get it."
-Roger Ebert

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 18, 2022 02:15 PM (LvTSG)

353 Drudge still exists?

God, it's been at least 4 years since I've clicked on it.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 18, 2022 02:15 PM (HsAzN)

354 " Although I have known some less than stellar intellects who passed the bar. Its not the zenith of difficulty that it is portrayed as."

but do they usually past it first time, or do many have to retake parts of it? (idk, but I recall hearing something like that, that is was common to not past on the first go ...)

Posted by: illiniwek at March 18, 2022 02:15 PM (Cus5s)

355 It's on par with learning to fly a small plane.

Posted by: John F Kennedy, Jr. at March 18, 2022 02:12 PM (4I/2K)

--------

Well-played.

Posted by: ShainS -- Immanentizing the Eschaton is not just a river in Egypt at March 18, 2022 02:15 PM (yTNzD)

356 And Kamaltoe's staff probably also includes a couple of mopes whose job is to read her daily briefing papers and dumb them down to a few paragraphs that are simple enough for her dull mind to grasp -- because we know she doesn't like to read the briefing materials herself.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 18, 2022 02:16 PM (k4dH2)

357 It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.

Posted by: Dolly at March 18, 2022 02:16 PM (cTCuP)

358 > I think they are both narcissists. Difference is that Trump is actually gifted.

Right. Like Elon Musk and Steve Jobs. I can forgive a lot if the guy with the ego problem actually produces results.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 18, 2022 02:16 PM (bW8dp)

359 What if VDH only comes here for the sidebar and King Harv adds?
Posted by: Scott_T at March 18, 2022 02:10 PM (2waQ7)


Is sciatica girl still a thing? I have ad blocker.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2022 02:16 PM (Ez6QX)

360 Well yeah, brother fucker is black

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 18, 2022 02:15 PM (d0Qel)

Yeah, for some reason, I was thinking arab, and I prematurely empostalated.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 18, 2022 02:16 PM (SH2Zi)

361 Does Chief Elizabeth Warren count as black? She is Indian like Kamala was, sort of, but is black now.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 18, 2022 02:16 PM (0Ao06)

362 Wow just wow on the SI swimsuit finalists. Even the hot ones aren't particularly hot. The fatties aren't that attractive even for fatties. If they wanted to virtue-signal by being more "inclusive," couldn't they at least have chosen overweight women who are actually attractive? I'm pretty sure that a swimsuit edition finalist shouldn't be among the least attractive women on any particular beach on Memorial Day. Can't anybody here play this game?

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 18, 2022 02:16 PM (iFTx/)

363 I believe Harris was chosen because she is obedient. Whoever actually has the power behind this administration can tell her to do this or that and get no pushback. I do not think she has ever had an original thought and the only problems she presents is the stupid giggling and freshman sorority pledge behavior when asked questions. Elle Woods has more thoughtful logical responses and has some actual morals.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 18, 2022 02:17 PM (YcSF2)

364 >>> 347 > Did you ever notice that the absolute worst people in the public spotlight, the absolute worst, are all black women?

Hillary Clinton: not black.
Joy Behar: not black.
Lena Dunham: not black.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 18, 2022 02:14 PM (bW8dp)

Pete Buttplug
Joe Biden
Justin Castreau (no, that didn't count as "identifying" as melanin-enhanced)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 18, 2022 02:17 PM (llON8)

365 And yet, she's the most coherent out of our three top leaders.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 18, 2022 02:00 PM


What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Charles Schumer (D-NY) at March 18, 2022 02:17 PM (a3Q+t)

366 351 Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2022 02:15 PM (671HH)

Yup it is at 20 bucks same as in town.com

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2022 02:17 PM (Lzpvj)

367 Here's the Sports Illustrated diverse and inclusive swimsuit preview in the NY Post

https://tinyurl.com/539u2s7x

Posted by: Muldoon at March 18, 2022 01:29 PM (m45I2)
___________

Dear Sports Illustrated: pick the chick in the middle, in the small photo. Lose the other two.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2022 02:17 PM (vs7JI)

368 Wow. How horrible must she be to work for?

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2022 01:23 PM (Ez6QX)

Arrogant and Stupid is literally the undisputed champion combo of Horrible Boss Roulette. Throw in Petty and Dishonest because you know she is those and more and honestly I don't think you can put together a much worse person to work for.

Posted by: ... at March 18, 2022 02:18 PM (ejI/H)

369 Cruel Ace is the best Ace. Just don't force it.

Posted by: butch at March 18, 2022 02:18 PM (cHvOo)

370 326 I see Drudge's picture in the Dictionary under "Sell out" him and that Johnson guy
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 18, 2022 02:11 PM (d0Qel)

Thats odd, I find him under Butt-Hurt and it has multiple entries...

Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at March 18, 2022 02:18 PM (5/BkF)

371 What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Charles Schumer (D-NY) at March 18, 2022 02:17 PM (a3Q+t)



More of a Putz

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 18, 2022 02:18 PM (d0Qel)

372 I have several Democrat female friends and they absolutely hate Kamala.

I don't think she has any actual fans. I don't think anyone really likes her. She is not exactly the kind of woman that other women particularly care for, and men don't like her laugh and attitude. The more you know about her, the less you like her.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2022 02:18 PM (KZzsI)

373 Posted by: Common Sense at March 18, 2022 02:17 PM (rtLHC)

So much this.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 18, 2022 02:18 PM (0Ao06)

374 356 Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 18, 2022 02:16 PM (k4dH2)

I prefer the intellectual breadth and scope of the box 1,2,or 3 briefing....

//Urkle

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2022 02:19 PM (Lzpvj)

375 How about Whoopi as VP? She can speak somwhat intelligently and appeals to the Dem base. She's yuge, too. Bigger than Tank.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 18, 2022 02:19 PM (D8mow)

376 I'm still trying to figure out how VDH managed to get tenure, in California no less.

Yeah, he's at the Hoover Institution now, but he actually got tenure at CSU Fresno.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 18, 2022 02:19 PM (bW8dp)

377 370 Cruel Ace is the best Ace. Just don't force it.
Posted by: butch at March 18, 2022 02:18 PM (cHvOo)

I hang here for the Eccentricity... I heard it can power trebuchets...

Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at March 18, 2022 02:19 PM (5/BkF)

378 >>> 352 344 "Posted by Victor Davis Hanson."

*picks jaw off floor*
Posted by: creeper at March 18, 2022 02:14 PM (cTCuP)

========

"I don't get it."
-Roger Ebert
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 18, 2022 02:15 PM (LvTSG)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE GUY WHO LOVES MOVIES AND WRITES SO MANY REVIEWS DOESN'T KNOW THE OTHER MOVIE CRITIC GUY WHO WAS AN ASSHOE LOST HIS JAW BECAUSE OF CANCER.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLESSBERGERER at March 18, 2022 02:19 PM (llON8)

379 Drudge never really "wrote". It was more about what he chose to post, and how he chose to frame the headlines.

DRONE crashes into suburban backyard!

It is literally a kids toy that a 12 year old lost.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 18, 2022 02:19 PM (qnVBz)

380 Did you ever notice that the absolute worst people in the public spotlight, the absolute worst, are all black women?
------------

Hillary, Pelosi and Shit Midas might have somethong to say about that.

Posted by: ... at March 18, 2022 02:20 PM (ejI/H)

381 Dumb women must get talked into a lot oh beejers.

Posted by: Eromero at March 18, 2022 02:20 PM (VCgmC)

382 deputy press secretary Sabrina Singh, who is moving to the Defense Department.
.......

The Deep State is deep.

Posted by: wth at March 18, 2022 02:20 PM (v0R5T)

383 It was the ashes of his fathers, and the temple of his gods, and Virginia's sweet cans, but mostly Virginia's sweet cans.

Posted by: Victor Davis Hanson at March 18, 2022 02:09 PM (44ww/)

--------

How did you get a hash with the size of Virginia's sweet can, BourbonChicken?

Posted by: ShainS -- Immanentizing the Eschaton is not just a river in Egypt at March 18, 2022 02:20 PM (yTNzD)

384 Why isn't William "Lia" Thomas in the diverse SI swimsuit issue or one of those women in the pictures is actually transgender?.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2022 02:20 PM (GezNK)

385 At least VDH didn't mention "cruel" in his comment. I'll have to look the other shit up as the my history courses were of a different epoch!

Posted by: Mean Tweets at March 18, 2022 02:20 PM (cCWRj)

386 deputy press secretary Sabrina Singh, who is moving to the Defense Department.
.......

Another dipshit Trump is going to have to fire.

Posted by: wth at March 18, 2022 02:21 PM (v0R5T)

387 That black woman in the bright pink swimsuit could crack you like a walnut with those thighs.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 18, 2022 02:21 PM (sVtYq)

388 I'm pretty sure that a swimsuit edition finalist shouldn't be among the least attractive women on any particular beach on Memorial Day. Can't anybody here play this game?
_____________

Hey, ugly and unappealing women buy swimsuits too! Don't they deserve to be represented? We're trying to be inclusive here!

Posted by: Editors of Sports Illustrated at March 18, 2022 02:21 PM (k4dH2)

389 379 Posted by: BEN ROTHLESSBERGERER at March 18, 2022 02:19 PM (llON

*BRAVO BEN* zzzzzttttt

//S Hawking's voice box

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2022 02:21 PM (Lzpvj)

390 I truly believe Janice Rogers Brown could have been an intellectually force on the level of Milton Friedman. She got screwed in her confirmation - and we got collectively screwed in the process.
Posted by: Common Sense at March 18, 2022 02:17 PM (rtLHC)

That's quite a claim. But I believe it. She would have been particularly helped by Thomas, who certainly paved the way. But Bush the Lesser was too much of a cuck, and she was too old by the time Trump came along.

Posted by: trev006 at March 18, 2022 02:21 PM (hXgRW)

391 Back in 2020 I went to Vegas for a funeral, and one of the attendees was an attorney for the city of San Francisco and had worked with Harris. I didn't get the chance to ask her about that office. I suspect that I wouldn't have gotten the truth.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 18, 2022 02:21 PM (wmDcS)

392 Did you ever notice that the absolute worst people in the public spotlight, the absolute worst, are all black women?
-------

We just spent time examining Beto.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 18, 2022 02:21 PM (WD9ZA)

393 354 " Although I have known some less than stellar intellects who passed the bar. Its not the zenith of difficulty that it is portrayed as."

but do they usually past it first time, or do many have to retake parts of it? (idk, but I recall hearing something like that, that is was common to not past on the first go ...)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 18, 2022 02:15 PM

I know some absolute nutbags that are really stupid that have passed the CA bar on the first time. That does not impress me at all.
I used to be impressed but when you get to know some of these people it's amazing how stupid they actually are. Testing well doesn't mean jack.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 18, 2022 02:22 PM (TOXd3)

394 That black woman in the bright pink swimsuit could crack you like a walnut with those thighs.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 18, 2022 02:21 PM (sVtYq)


Right? Holy hell. And her legs are impossibly long.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2022 02:22 PM (Ez6QX)

395 I don't think she has any actual fans. I don't think anyone really likes her. She is not exactly the kind of woman that other women particularly care for, and men don't like her laugh and attitude. The more you know about her, the less you like her.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2022 02:18 PM (KZzsI)


If Hillary was every man's ex-wife, Harris is the conniving manager whom everyone hates.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 18, 2022 02:22 PM (wmDcS)

396 deputy press secretary Sabrina Singh, who is moving to the Defense Department.

As if we did not have enough problems on our side

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 18, 2022 02:23 PM (d0Qel)

397 Why did these China-slurpers in Star Trek not think of a *Chairman* of the Earth?

Posted by: Axeman at March 18, 2022 02:23 PM (OaZlZ)

398 Freakin lollercoaster

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 18, 2022 02:23 PM (6FeV1)

399 392 Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 18, 2022 02:21 PM (wmDcS)

KamalaToe Harris is the kindest, warmest, bravest, most erudite human being I've ever known in my life

//Democrat Lawyers

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2022 02:23 PM (Lzpvj)

400 Another dipshit Trump is going to have to fire.

"Fire? What is this fire thing? You can fire people?"
--President Trump

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2022 02:23 PM (KZzsI)

401 That black woman in the bright pink swimsuit could crack you like a walnut with those thighs.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 18, 2022 02:21 PM (sVtYq)


Oh, you mean the fat one in the bikini. I meant the one in the one-piece farther down.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2022 02:24 PM (Ez6QX)

402 Why isn't William "Lia" Thomas in the diverse SI swimsuit issue or one of those women in the pictures is actually transgender?.

I figured Lia would want to cut off her shcwantz for hydrodynamic efficiency, no?

Posted by: Mean Tweets at March 18, 2022 02:24 PM (cCWRj)

403 Great. Just what the DoD needs. A marxist indian woman.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 18, 2022 02:24 PM (qnVBz)

404 High turnover in administrations isn't too shocking. My understanding is that people are expected to burnout in the job after 12-18 months, simply because you don't get a life. People work those jobs for the experience, and then jump to something better.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 18, 2022 02:24 PM (wmDcS)

405 She's affirmative action for retards.
No effin way she passed the CA bar. Something is wrong.

Posted by: torabora at March 18, 2022 02:24 PM (Y274z)

406 >>We just spent time examining Beto.


I see your Beto and raise you a Joy Reid.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 18, 2022 02:24 PM (GYllL)

407 398 Posted by: Axeman at March 18, 2022 02:23 PM (OaZlZ)

You have to wonder how representative Tank's election really is on "Unified Earth" in essence they contend there are no nations just specious regions so evidently she formed an electoral alliance that met Chinese, Indian, and Arab needs.

Fun platform that.

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2022 02:24 PM (Lzpvj)

408 Did you ever notice that the absolute worst people in the public spotlight, the absolute worst, are all black women?

Ummm, Joe's a white dude. So is the Secretary of Transportation.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 18, 2022 02:25 PM (ZSrej)

409 Has Sloppy Joe made it to the podium yet?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 18, 2022 02:25 PM (oWZwa)

410 I am SO gullible.

But it *might* have been VDH.

Posted by: creeper at March 18, 2022 02:25 PM (cTCuP)

411 How about Whoopi as VP? She can speak somwhat intelligently and appeals to the Dem base. She's yuge, too. Bigger than Tank.
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 18, 2022 02:19 PM (D8mow)
_____________

"I like big butts, and boy do I lie."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2022 02:25 PM (vs7JI)

412 I like the "for those who aren't watching..." Yeah, that would include 99.99% of the world. No one gives a damn about women's college sports. And stunts like this will go a long way to make sure that continues. Also, ESPN showing they are in support of child grooming. Also, notice that the "something very impressive happening" has nothing to do with the sport of women's basketball.

Will Leitch
@williamfleitch

Something very impressive happening on the women's NCAA Tournament broadcasts on ESPN right now.

For those who aren't watching, the broadcasters, network-wide, are being silent in protest of the "Don't Say Gay" bill.

3:12 PM - Mar 18, 2022 - https://bit.ly/37I5CeW

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 18, 2022 02:25 PM (Do5/p)

413 Don't get me wrong, Pence is a GOPe douche, but at least his wife had a normal job. She wasn't some AEI board member or State Department Deputy whatever.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 18, 2022 02:25 PM (qnVBz)

414 404 Great. Just what the DoD needs. A marxist indian woman.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 18, 2022 02:24 PM (qnVBz)


Oh she'll fit right in

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 18, 2022 02:25 PM (d0Qel)

415 411 I am SO gullible.

But it *might* have been VDH.
Posted by: creeper at March 18, 2022 02:25 PM (cTCuP)

===========

Did you know that gullible isn't in the dictionary?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 18, 2022 02:25 PM (LvTSG)

416 The SI model from last year was transgender Leyna Bloom who is much more attractive than Will "Lia" Thomas:

https://tinyurl.com/625vea37

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2022 02:26 PM (GezNK)

417 413 Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 18, 2022 02:25 PM (Do5/p)

Something shut ESPN the fuck up?

Let's pass the goddamned bill nationally!

//America

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2022 02:26 PM (Lzpvj)

418 For those who aren't watching, the broadcasters, network-wide, are being silent in protest of the "Don't Say Gay" bill.

LOL that'll show em!

Like the Mustard Museum taking all the Russian mustards off display until Putin apologizes and leaves Ukraine. OOOH THE BURN!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2022 02:27 PM (KZzsI)

419 Ironically, Virginia's sweet can was also the prime motivator of Ulysses S. Grant.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 18, 2022 02:27 PM (6FeV1)

420 ESPN is Disney?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 18, 2022 02:27 PM (qnVBz)

421 When they say "that's a low bar" maybe they're talking about the California Bar.

Posted by: ... at March 18, 2022 02:27 PM (ejI/H)

422 What's wrong with the sports organizations? Why aren't they stopping this?

Posted by: torabora at March 18, 2022 02:27 PM (Y274z)

423 If Hillary was every man's ex-wife, Harris is the conniving manager whom everyone hates.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 18, 2022 02:22 PM (wmDcS)
_______________

Two HOAs are missing their top bitches.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2022 02:27 PM (vs7JI)

424 421 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 18, 2022 02:27 PM (qnVBz)

Their little league world series videography should have given the game away....

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2022 02:27 PM (Lzpvj)

425 Posted by: Victor Davis Hanson at March 18, 2022 02:09 PM (44ww/)

--------

How did you get a hash with the size of Virginia's sweet can, BourbonChicken?
Posted by: ShainS -- Immanentizing the Eschaton is not just a river in Egypt at March 18, 2022 02:20 PM


Is socking St. Hanson allowed? If it was, will it be now?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 18, 2022 02:27 PM (a3Q+t)

426 421 ESPN is Disney?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 18, 2022 02:27 PM (qnVBz)

=========

Yes.

Disney is also apparently reinserting a gay kiss into the new Buzz Lightyear movie to quiet down its gay contingent in the company.

No word on whether the kiss will make the China cut, but I can guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 18, 2022 02:28 PM (LvTSG)

427 You've got to give Kumswala one thing. She's proven without a doubt you can be an incredibly stupid human being and fail your way to the top of the world.

Incompetent people should be paying attention and setting goals, man. Lofty ones.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 18, 2022 02:28 PM (Zz0t1)

428 406 She's affirmative action for retards.
No effin way she passed the CA bar. Something is wrong.
Posted by: torabora at March 18, 2022 02:24 PM (Y274z)

_____________________________________

You have to be illiterate to fail it. It's graded on a curve with only the bottom 10% or so failing. So all you have to do is be one percent better than that bottom 10. And trust me, that bottom 10 is barely literate. I took the NY bar -- which is generally regarded as the hardest in the country -- and was shocked at some of the truly dumb people who passed. I mean sub-Kamala dumb.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 18, 2022 02:28 PM (iFTx/)

429 417 The SI model from last year was transgender Leyna Bloom who is much more attractive than Will "Lia" Thomas:

https://tinyurl.com/625vea37
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2022 02:26 PM (GezNK)
______________

Neither one is the slightest bit attractive, IMO.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2022 02:28 PM (vs7JI)

430 Has Sloppy Joe made it to the podium yet?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 18, 2022 02:25 PM (oWZwa)
.......

Heh. "Sloppy Joe".
I luv it.

Posted by: wth at March 18, 2022 02:28 PM (v0R5T)

431 What's wrong with the sports organizations? Why aren't they stopping this?
Posted by: torabora

There are no institutions more thoroughly corrupt than sporting ruling bodies. IOC, NCAA, etc.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 18, 2022 02:28 PM (ZSrej)

432 432 What's wrong with the sports organizations? Why aren't they stopping this?
Posted by: torabora

There are no institutions more thoroughly corrupt than sporting ruling bodies. IOC, NCAA, etc.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 18, 2022 02:28 PM (ZSrej)

==========

"Yeah...those guys..."
-FIFA

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 18, 2022 02:29 PM (LvTSG)

433 #422 California has a notoriously DIFFICULT Bar.
I'm suggesting Harris...and others?...may have found a way to beat the beast.

Posted by: torabora at March 18, 2022 02:29 PM (Y274z)

434 I just saw that of all the elected assholes in DC Mitch McConnell has the lowest approval rating. McCarthy is right behind him...so to speak.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 18, 2022 02:29 PM (GYllL)

435 The SI model from last year was transgender Leyna Bloom who is much more attractive than Will "Lia" Thomas:

https://tinyurl.com/625vea37
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2022 02:26 PM (GezNK)



They're both blasphemous, so I don't care. Celebrating them is supporting their brain malfunction. They should be studied, not celebrated.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 18, 2022 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)

436 Did you know that gullible isn't in the dictionary?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 18, 2022 02:25 PM (LvTSG)


Nice try, buddy.

Posted by: creeper at March 18, 2022 02:30 PM (cTCuP)

437 Has Sloppy Joe made it to the podium yet?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 18, 2022 02:25 PM (oWZwa)
........

He did a sloppy Joe in his pants and they're wiping his butt.
Be patient.

Posted by: wth at March 18, 2022 02:30 PM (v0R5T)

438
Oh, you mean the fat one in the bikini. I meant the one in the one-piece farther down.

--

Yes, the fat one! Those thighs look positively lethal. And not in a good way.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 18, 2022 02:30 PM (sVtYq)

439 California has a notoriously DIFFICULT Bar.
I'm suggesting Harris...and others?...may have found a way to beat the beast.
Posted by: torabora at March 18, 2022 02:29 PM (Y274z)



I'm betting not all 'races' are given the same exam. I mean, standing back and looking at how California handles things and all......

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 18, 2022 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)

440 Anything leak out about that biden china call this AM.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 18, 2022 02:30 PM (d0Qel)

441 Oh, you mean the fat one in the bikini. I meant the one in the one-piece farther down.
____________

Yep, the one down the page in the one-piece has a really nice ass and legs.

The one at the top in the pink bikini needs to lose weight and get lipo done on the entire lower half of her body.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 18, 2022 02:30 PM (k4dH2)

442 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2022 02:28 PM (vs7JI)

I think if people had no idea Leyna was a surgically enhanced man and thought the person was a woman, sure-lots would say she was attractive.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2022 02:31 PM (GezNK)

443 435 Posted by: Capital Eff at March 18, 2022 02:29 PM (GYllL)

The GOP base is honest about how they feel about their leaders in a way democrats never are.

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2022 02:31 PM (Lzpvj)

444 Did you know that gullible isn't in the dictionary?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 18, 2022 02:25 PM


Marine DIs routinely tell trainees where they can find sympathy in the dictionary.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 18, 2022 02:32 PM (a3Q+t)

445 California has a notoriously DIFFICULT Bar.
____________

They used to, but they've dumbed it down in recent years because not enough "minorities" were able to pass.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 18, 2022 02:32 PM (k4dH2)

446 404 Great. Just what the DoD needs. A marxist indian woman.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy



She'll blend right in. Really.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 18, 2022 02:33 PM (4vi12)

447 441 Anything leak out about that biden china call this AM.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 18, 2022 02:30 PM (d0Qel)

--------

Just his Depends.

Posted by: ShainS -- Immanentizing the Eschaton is not just a river in Egypt at March 18, 2022 02:33 PM (/qYtu)

448 Marine DIs routinely tell trainees where they can find sympathy in the dictionary.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 18, 2022 02:32 PM (a3Q+t)


My dad liked to use that one on me and my sisters.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2022 02:33 PM (Ez6QX)

449 180 Now listen here capital Ace. Just cuz VDH happened to mention you positively does not mean you can get a big head.

Remember...we knew you when.
Posted by: creeper at March 18, 2022 01:48 PM (cTCuP)

Obligatory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLsbUogcPak

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 18, 2022 02:33 PM (BgMrQ)

450 #429

You're mistaken. The California Bar is not graded on a curve.

It's 70% with blind grading. 6 readers for 6 essays in 6 1/2 hours.

200 four multiple choice questions in 6 hours.

Older examinations had MORE on a third day.

Posted by: torabora at March 18, 2022 02:34 PM (Y274z)

451
My dad liked to use that one on me and my sisters.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2022 02:33 PM (Ez6QX)



That's hot!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 18, 2022 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

452 Is socking St. Hanson allowed? If it was, will it be now?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 18, 2022 02:27 PM (a3Q+t)

You're not allowed to steal my new bit.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 18, 2022 02:34 PM (44ww/)

453 Years ago, Kamala Harris was primarily introduced as the first Indian-American U. S. Senator and, prior, the 32nd Attorney General, daughter of Dr. Shyamala Gopalan.

She didn't deny or hide her black heritage but it didn't appear as central to her identification until she sponsored the anti-lynching bill (Jussee's misjudgment) and was placed on the Biden ticket.

Posted by: Lola at March 18, 2022 02:35 PM (NIYa7)

454 441 Anything leak out about that biden china call this AM.
Posted by: Nevergiveup



It went downhill quick after Biden started ranting about General Tso's Chicken invading Poland.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 18, 2022 02:35 PM (4vi12)

455
I think if people had no idea Leyna was a surgically enhanced man and thought the person was a woman, sure-lots would say she was attractive.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2022 02:31 PM (GezNK)



Sure, if you're into manface.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 18, 2022 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

456 Damn sock.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 18, 2022 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

457 That's hot!
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 18, 2022 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)


LOL. Quit it, Sponge!

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2022 02:36 PM (Ez6QX)

458 If Kamala and Biden are in the same room, and Kamala leaves, does the average IQ in the room go up or down?

Posted by: Zen University Advanced Placement Test at March 18, 2022 02:36 PM (OzNIz)

459
LOL. Quit it, Sponge!
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2022 02:36 PM (Ez6QX)



It wasn't me. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 18, 2022 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

460 Years ago, Kamala Harris was primarily introduced as the first Indian-American U. S. Senator and, prior, the 32nd Attorney General, daughter of Dr. Shyamala Gopalan.

She didn't deny or hide her black heritage but it didn't appear as central to her identification until she sponsored the anti-lynching bill (Jussee's misjudgment) and was placed on the Biden ticket.
Posted by: Lola


Because she's not African American.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2022 02:37 PM (egg9a)

461 > Here's the Sports Illustrated diverse and inclusive swimsuit preview

Argentina lawyer chick: no. And it's not the weight, either. Just no. Tik-tok "health advocate". No. Looks to have the mental ability of a steer after it's been hit with the bolt gun. Black nurse: the clown makeup isn't helping, honey. Alabama chick: cute, but far below SI's former standards. Crewcut black chick: nice body, definitely doable, but also far below SI standards. English chick with bad bolt-ons: no. I get that she had breast cancer. That doesn't mean you need reconstructive surgery that makes you look like a blowup doll. Also doesn't know the difference between "lose" and "loose", which is a showstopper for me. California podcaster: possibly a man? Los Angeles-based "influencer": okay. Boca Raton lawyer: she should sue whoever did that to her mofuggin' eyebrows. Bangalore chick: cute. Full-time caregiver: okay. Native American chick: cute. NASA chick: gives AOC competition in the jacked-up teeth division. Finnish chick: cute, but appears to have no boobs whatsoever. You do understand that this is a swimsuit competition?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 18, 2022 02:37 PM (bW8dp)

462 #446 two years ago the California Bar had a record LOW pass rate 26%

Believe me that minorities....few of them that take it...are complaining mightedly.

It's a white person Bar in California by far
My law class had zero blacks...maybe two in all the other classes.

Posted by: torabora at March 18, 2022 02:38 PM (Y274z)

463 Damn sock.
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 18, 2022 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)


I totally thought you did that on purpose.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2022 02:38 PM (Ez6QX)

464 @461
Depending on events she may become the first Retarded-American President.

Posted by: Zek at March 18, 2022 02:38 PM (OzNIz)

465 432 What's wrong with the sports organizations? Why aren't they stopping this?
Posted by: torabora

There are no institutions more thoroughly corrupt than sporting ruling bodies. IOC, NCAA, etc.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 18, 2022 02:28 PM (ZSrej)

==========

"Yeah...those guys..."
-FIFA
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 18, 2022 02:29 PM (LvTSG)

*side eyes*

Posted by: International Olympic Committee at March 18, 2022 02:38 PM (4I/2K)

466 #422 California has a notoriously DIFFICULT Bar.
___________

IANAL, but I believe that's because at one time you didn't have to go to law school to be a lawyer in California, you just had to pass the bar exam (which was made difficult as a consequence).

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2022 02:38 PM (vs7JI)

467 It wasn't me. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything.
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 18, 2022 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

Ya left your DNA at the scene

"(Zz0t1)"

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 18, 2022 02:39 PM (BgMrQ)

468
I totally thought you did that on purpose.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2022 02:38 PM (Ez6QX)



Heh. I don't know that Joe sticks Jr. into dudes, but it wouldn't surprise if he's an "any port in a storm" kinda guy.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 18, 2022 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

469 459 If Kamala and Biden are in the same room, and Kamala leaves, does the average IQ in the room go up or down?
Posted by: Zen University Advanced Placement Test



Maybe. Is there a pot of daisies in the room?

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 18, 2022 02:39 PM (4vi12)

470 The Ho wasn't picked to be better than the half brain remaining Sundowner

Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2022 02:39 PM (2JoB8)

471
Ya left your DNA at the scene

"(Zz0t1)"
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 18, 2022 02:39 PM (BgMrQ)



I was hacked.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 18, 2022 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

472 #446 two years ago the California Bar had a record LOW pass rate 26%
___________

That's comparable with the patent bar pass rate at the PTO.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2022 02:40 PM (vs7JI)

473 #461 no Harris ain't black but like everything Democrats do she perverted that too.

Posted by: torabora at March 18, 2022 02:40 PM (Y274z)

474 "Yeah...those guys..."
-FIFA
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 18, 2022 02:29 PM (LvTSG)

*side eyes*
Posted by: International Olympic Committee at March 18, 2022 02:38 PM (4I/2K)

Yes. Absolutely.

Posted by: The Nevada Boxing Commission at March 18, 2022 02:40 PM (PiwSw)

475 Anything leak out about that biden china call this AM.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 18, 2022 02:30 PM (d0Qel)
........

I'm sure there was money involved.

Posted by: wth at March 18, 2022 02:40 PM (v0R5T)

476 Nood.

Posted by: The Nevada Boxing Commission at March 18, 2022 02:41 PM (PiwSw)

477 Yeah...those guys..."
-FIFA
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 18, 2022 02:29 PM (LvTSG)

*side eyes*
Posted by: International Olympic Committee at March 18, 2022 02:38 PM (4I/2K)

Yes. Absolutely.
Posted by: The Nevada Boxing Commission at March 18, 2022 02:40 PM (PiwSw)

*adjusts ascot*

Posted by: FIA (formula one) at March 18, 2022 02:42 PM (4I/2K)

478 Argentina lawyer chick: no. And it's not the weight, either. Just no. Tik-tok "health advocate". No. Looks to have the mental ability of a steer after it's been hit with the bolt gun. Black nurse: the clown makeup isn't helping, honey. Alabama chick: cute, but far below SI's former standards. Crewcut black chick: nice body, definitely doable, but also far below SI standards. English chick with bad bolt-ons: no. I get that she had breast cancer. That doesn't mean you need reconstructive surgery that makes you look like a blowup doll. Also doesn't know the difference between "lose" and "loose", which is a showstopper for me. California podcaster: possibly a man? Los Angeles-based "influencer": okay. Boca Raton lawyer: she should sue whoever did that to her mofuggin' eyebrows. Bangalore chick: cute. Full-time caregiver: okay. Native American chick: cute. NASA chick: gives AOC competition in the jacked-up teeth division. Finnish chick: cute, but appears to have no boobs whatsoever. You do understand that this is a swimsuit competition?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 18, 2022 02:37 PM (bW8dp)
____________

Shorter version: Little Hannah, hell yes. The rest: no.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2022 02:42 PM (vs7JI)

479 Watch a supercut of legacy media voices calling the Hunter Laptop fake and "Russian Disinformation"

https://tinyurl.com/42mcwmvf

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2022 02:42 PM (KZzsI)

480 Margins

Posted by: Braenyard at March 18, 2022 02:44 PM (fsqLk)

481 Oh and... this British female-only hospital ward had a rape complaint and allegation. Everyone kept it hushed up because the rapist was... a guy who claims to be a woman.

https://tinyurl.com/2c9anxhm

The Hospital's reason for dismissing the claims? There are no men in the ward, who could have raped these women! It took them a year to admit "OK fine it might have happened"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2022 02:45 PM (KZzsI)

482 Just got out of a staff meeting (gack!). What'd I miss?

Kamala being dull-witted? Day ending in "-day," right?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 18, 2022 02:47 PM (txdEq)

483 We are past the slippery slope and into the freefall zone.

Posted by: CarlG at March 18, 2022 02:49 PM (p6XfK)

484 Heh. I don't know that Joe sticks Jr. into dudes, but it wouldn't surprise if he's an "any port in a storm" kinda guy.
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 18, 2022 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

Posted by: Braenyard at March 18, 2022 02:50 PM (fsqLk)

485 Heh. I don't know that Joe sticks Jr. into dudes, but it wouldn't surprise if he's an "any port in a storm" kinda guy.
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 18, 2022 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)
---------------------

It's not homo if there are no girls to fondle.
_Joey B.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 18, 2022 02:51 PM (fsqLk)

486 482 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2022 02:45 PM (KZzsI)

There was video of the "she" rapist entering the victim's room....

only reason they caved.

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2022 02:57 PM (Lzpvj)

487 You can put lipstick on a pig, but it'll never look like Rita Hayworth.

Posted by: ahem at March 18, 2022 04:01 PM (FMwZn)

488 They forgot this keeper! (ok, she plagarized, but still)

https://freeimage.host/i/Gu51t9

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - no longer playing the game at March 18, 2022 04:08 PM (hlxe7)

489 RE #466: No, you were required to have gone to law school but not to have gone to an "ABA-accredited" law school, to take the CA bar. CA had loads of unaccredited "law schools" whose grads flunked the bar exam in astonishing numbers, driving down the average pass rate for years.

Posted by: Fritz at March 18, 2022 06:59 PM (dS5zT)

490 "joining the then-senator's team in March 2020 during the presidential campaign to run communications after working on the campaigns of Michael Bloomberg and Corey Booker."

So, she worked on THREE losers' campaigns?! AND she works for the VP now? (Well, until yesterday, or whatever.)
Wow, the DoD is getting a winner here!

I am LMAO.

Posted by: GWB at March 18, 2022 07:14 PM (Vry30)

491 She's so ill-suited to discussing any public issue you have to wonder how she functioned as DA and state Attorney-General.

Posted by: Art Deco at March 19, 2022 08:10 AM (1BrBu)

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The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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