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Long-tailed tit
by Nakatsuka Hajime

A dog takes his older friend, a blind dog, for a walk.

Cat gets milk right from the tap.

Headbutting practice.

German shepherd flees from the mob.

Puppy learns how to refresh the comments.

Prance Party.


Little puppy struggling to get on a scooter. Reminds me of my days of being a badass Vespa rider.

Snub-nose monkeys look like animated teddy bears.

Bundle up, gonna be some real icebergs out there today.

Turtle tanker.

Inman: This is the way to handle a motorcycle wipe-out.




Posted by: Ace at 07:30 PM




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1 He doesn't look like a Angry Bird

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2022 07:31 PM (2JoB8)

2 Not the tit I was hoping for.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 15, 2022 07:31 PM (II3Gr)

3 >>>2 Not the tit I was hoping for.


i know, i thought just the word would be enough for your desperate perverts

Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 15, 2022 07:33 PM (0G13K)

4 Got to be quick around this time of night.

Posted by: Javems at March 15, 2022 07:33 PM (/lE6c)

5 Blind doggy being walked is cute, wish it was a few minutes long

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2022 07:34 PM (2JoB8)

6 Putin is asking for Alaska.

I say give him Cali if he will
Give us Ukraine.

Posted by: Czech Chick at March 15, 2022 07:34 PM (haWye)

7 1 Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2022 07:31 PM (2JoB

FUCK THAT GAME IN PARTICULAR!

//Leonid Brezhnev's Right Eyebrow

Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 07:34 PM (Lzpvj)

8 That bird looks like me after eating banana pudding.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 15, 2022 07:35 PM (PiwSw)

9 Long-tailed tit

i was given to understand that they always travelled in pairs.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 15, 2022 07:35 PM (v3pYe)

10 6 Posted by: Czech Chick at March 15, 2022 07:34 PM (haWye)

I'd settle for Oregon, Washington State, and Mexifornia for a draft pick to be named later.

Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 07:35 PM (Lzpvj)

11 Is that tit diving for a pudding cup?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 15, 2022 07:35 PM (lCui1)

12 Not the tit I was hoping for.
Posted by: Insomniac

I am particularly fond of the American double-breasted bed wrestler.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2022 07:36 PM (Msys3)

13 8 That bird looks like me after eating banana pudding.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 15, 2022 07:35 PM (PiwSw)

Ovoid, beady-eyed and airborne?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 15, 2022 07:36 PM (II3Gr)

14
What's Up, Fam!

You're my Fam, fam!

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 15, 2022 07:36 PM (NN1Kg)

15 Cat gets milk right from the tap.

This isn't about that woman on an airline who was breastfeeding a kitten, is it?*

*ask yourself if 30 years ago you would have believed this shit?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 15, 2022 07:36 PM (wWu8x)

16 Ovoid, beady-eyed and airborne?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 15, 2022 07:36 PM (II3Gr)

Meh, two out out three.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 15, 2022 07:37 PM (PiwSw)

17 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 15, 2022 07:37 PM (arJlL)

18 I like tits. Real tits. Flyin' around. You know.

Posted by: fd at March 15, 2022 07:37 PM (vrz2I)

19 >>Cat gets milk right from the tap.

Is that where the term Sourpuss came from?

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 15, 2022 07:37 PM (GYllL)

20 17 hiya
Posted by: JT at March 15, 2022 07:37 PM (arJlL)

Hi-YAH!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 15, 2022 07:37 PM (II3Gr)

21 3 >>>2 Not the tit I was hoping for.


i know, i thought just the word would be enough for your desperate perverts
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 15, 2022 07:33 PM (0G13K)

Hey, at least we can make up our minds on whether we capitalize.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 15, 2022 07:38 PM (QCwhW)

22 Jeeb. What happens if that iceberg comes in the harbor?

Posted by: wth at March 15, 2022 07:38 PM (v0R5T)

23 17 hiya
Posted by: JT at March 15, 2022 07:37 PM (arJlL)

Hi-YAH!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker.

LOL !

Posted by: JT at March 15, 2022 07:39 PM (arJlL)

24 22 Jeeb. What happens if that iceberg comes in the harbor?
Posted by: wth at March 15, 2022 07:38 PM (v0R5T)

$20- same as in town.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 15, 2022 07:39 PM (QCwhW)

25 Yep. Smells like a turtle.

Posted by: an Alpaca at March 15, 2022 07:40 PM (v0R5T)

26 Inman videos are still not embedded. I would like to see them, but I refuse to get a twitter account.

Nice photo of a tit, by the way.

Posted by: Ralph at March 15, 2022 07:40 PM (Qf//C)

27 No penguins on those icebergs.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 15, 2022 07:41 PM (a3Q+t)

28 The blue whale footage is fantastic.
Probably done with a remote controlled aircraft, operator is in the boat.
That takes some skill because the aircraft will need to return to a different location than where it launched.
RC footage is everywhere these days.
My favorite thread of the day, never disappoints!
Thanks Ace.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 15, 2022 07:41 PM (jTmQV)

29 Alpaca da clothes, you packa da turtle.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 15, 2022 07:41 PM (II3Gr)

30 Those don't look anything like the alpaca in Congress.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 15, 2022 07:42 PM (7cRTM)

31 6 Putin is asking for Alaska.

I say give him Cali if he will
Give us Ukraine.
Posted by: Czech Chick at March 15, 2022 07:34 PM (haWye)

Can ya let me sell my house first?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 15, 2022 07:42 PM (oHd/0)

32 Jeeb. What happens if that iceberg comes in the harbor?
Posted by: wth at March 15, 2022 07:38 PM (v0R5T)

Check out some videos of these icebergs rolling and the waves they create. The waves are similar to tsunami waves as they come ashore.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 15, 2022 07:42 PM (+3ARs)

33 Dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria.

Posted by: Prophecies fulfilled from the book of Ghostbusters at March 15, 2022 07:42 PM (8E+wy)

34 >>>Jeeb. What happens if that iceberg comes in the harbor?

Posted by: wth at March 15, 2022 07:38 PM (v0R5T)

Uh, I'm afraid, uh, that the Harbor would tip over and capsize.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at March 15, 2022 07:42 PM (QYPq3)

35 i was given to understand that they always travelled in pairs.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 15, 2022 07:35 PM


On Mars, they can be found in threes.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 15, 2022 07:43 PM (a3Q+t)

36 Do you ever think about bird's brains? They operate incredibly quickly. An instant like in that picture is a discernable period of time to a bird. I think bird brains get a bad rap.

Posted by: fd at March 15, 2022 07:43 PM (vrz2I)

37 No penguins on those icebergs.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 15, 2022 07:41 PM (a3Q+t)



There are penguins. Out of camera's range.


Posted by: runner at March 15, 2022 07:43 PM (V13WU)

38 Might be Fair dinkum Ukraine for California

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2022 07:43 PM (2JoB8)

39
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 15, 2022 07:43 PM (DUIap)

40 Awesome pic of that tit.

Posted by: wth at March 15, 2022 07:44 PM (v0R5T)

41 37 No penguins on those icebergs.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 15, 2022 07:41 PM (a3Q+t)



There are penguins. Out of camera's range.


Posted by: runner at March 15, 2022 07:43 PM (V13WU)

On the far side of the iceberg. Just waiting to get in range.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 15, 2022 07:44 PM (II3Gr)

42 Aw, watched all the vids first. Love that pic of the tit. Then again, what moron doesn't?

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 15, 2022 07:44 PM (wAnMi)

43 I love tits!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 15, 2022 07:44 PM (OssQ4)

44 "Can ya let me sell my house first?
Posted by: Romeo13"

Why? You'll be an oligarch!

Posted by: fd at March 15, 2022 07:45 PM (vrz2I)

45 Can ya let me sell my house first?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 15, 2022 07:42 PM (oHd/0)


Heck, real estate value might even go up. Could Putin be worse than Newsom?

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 15, 2022 07:46 PM (wAnMi)

46 No bats ! Oh joyous day !

Posted by: runner at March 15, 2022 07:46 PM (V13WU)

47 On the far side of the iceberg. Just waiting to get in range.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 15, 2022 07:44 PM (II3Gr)


et tu ?

Posted by: runner at March 15, 2022 07:47 PM (V13WU)

48 There are penguins. Out of camera's range.
Posted by: runner at March 15, 2022 07:43 PM


You are correct, 10,500 miles or so is out of that camera's range

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 15, 2022 07:47 PM (a3Q+t)

49 Historically Russia claimed a pretty good chunk of California.
All the way down to the Russian River.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 15, 2022 07:47 PM (jTmQV)

50 There are penguins. Out of camera's range.


Posted by: runner at March 15, 2022 07:43 PM (V13WU)

On the far side of the iceberg. Just waiting to get in range.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 15, 2022 07:44 PM (II3Gr)


Good sniper is nothing if not patient.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 15, 2022 07:47 PM (wAnMi)

51 Good evening, horde!

Glad I saw Hank Johnson's comment, because I was going to make it. I'm too slow.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at March 15, 2022 07:47 PM (OX9vb)

52 Putin is asking for Alaska.

I say give him Cali if he will
Give us Ukraine.
Posted by: Czech Chick at March 15, 2022 07:34 PM (haWye)

Palin's fake comment is not so silly now, is it ass-lefties!

Posted by: LASue at March 15, 2022 07:47 PM (Ed8Zd)

53 No penguins on those icebergs.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 15, 2022 07:41 PM (a3Q+t)
........

I don't see any polar bears either. Must be too cold for them.

Posted by: wth at March 15, 2022 07:48 PM (v0R5T)

54 et tu ?
Posted by: runner at March 15, 2022 07:47 PM (V13WU)

No, I am not a penguin.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 15, 2022 07:48 PM (II3Gr)

55 I'll bet there's plenty of oil in that there whale...

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at March 15, 2022 07:48 PM (DTX3h)

56 Penguins taste like chicken, right?

Posted by: Eromero at March 15, 2022 07:48 PM (Ma2wW)

57 56 Penguins taste like chicken, right?
Posted by: Eromero at March 15, 2022 07:48 PM (Ma2wW)

Oily, fishy, smelly chicken.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 15, 2022 07:48 PM (II3Gr)

58 "Excuse me, I heard your accents... are you ladies from England?"

"Harrumph! It's Wales!"

"My apologies. Are you whales from England?"

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 15, 2022 07:49 PM (OssQ4)

59 Nice looking tit. Shapely.

Posted by: From about that time at March 15, 2022 07:49 PM (4780s)

60 Insom, you wanted a nood Amazon earlier. Best we can do is one tit.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 15, 2022 07:51 PM (OssQ4)

61 60 Insom, you wanted a nood Amazon earlier. Best we can do is one tit.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 15, 2022 07:51 PM (OssQ4)

Damn these supply chain issues!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 15, 2022 07:51 PM (II3Gr)

62 Please to not eat the penguins, barbarians.

Posted by: runner at March 15, 2022 07:52 PM (V13WU)

63 That's one aerodynamic tit.

Posted by: wth at March 15, 2022 07:52 PM (v0R5T)

64 Honestly... other than military, flying planes is almost like driving a Tesla.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 15, 2022 07:53 PM (BFigT)

65 Honk, honk.

Posted by: Long-tailed tit at March 15, 2022 07:53 PM (Xrfse)

66 Yes, it's just an iceberg in the harbor. Not my secret lair at all.

Posted by: Mr. Freeze at March 15, 2022 07:53 PM (8E+wy)

67 Prepare the Yamato wave motion gun to fire on the iceberg.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 15, 2022 07:53 PM (II3Gr)

68 "That the tit's tit."

Some British expression, maybe.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 15, 2022 07:53 PM (sqsol)

69 I just got back from FL flying right seat on my friends Pilatus P-24. There is no better feeling in the world than flying 440 knots at 42,000 feet and knowing you're above it all.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 15, 2022 07:54 PM (flINI)

70 In before the tit jokes!


...shit

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2022 07:54 PM (LKTKP)

71 Brits are snobs.

Posted by: runner at March 15, 2022 07:54 PM (V13WU)

72 Back from nueter scooter. Got one male kitter and one female kitter de-kittered.

Who wants one?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. Looks into 12 mile deep hole at March 15, 2022 07:54 PM (n/szn)

73 69 As long as your friend doesn't make you wear a mask.

Posted by: Bete at March 15, 2022 07:55 PM (8E+wy)

74 No penguins on those icebergs.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Oh, intercourse the penguins!

Posted by: Mrs Conclusion at March 15, 2022 07:55 PM (rz+/y)

75 The Blue Whale is the largest animal to have ever lived?

"heh"

//Orca Winfried circa 1990

Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 07:56 PM (Lzpvj)

76 Truck Monkey yeah I agree but have resigned myself I will never be airborne again.

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2022 07:56 PM (2JoB8)

77 Wait, Putin really make a demand for Alaska?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 15, 2022 07:56 PM (rz+/y)

78 I stopped at a new to me pub today. I came home with a litre of 9.9 percent porter. If I start babbling you'll know it's too strong for me.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 15, 2022 07:56 PM (eGTCV)

79 AOSHQ keeps 'em coming back. It's the tits!

Posted by: fd at March 15, 2022 07:57 PM (vrz2I)

80 'Badass Vespa Rider'


Is no one gonna??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2022 07:58 PM (LKTKP)

81 Vlad better watch out, Alaska is a NATO member and has an Eskimo army.

Posted by: wth at March 15, 2022 07:58 PM (v0R5T)

82 Wait, Putin really make a demand for Alaska?




No, it's just that they have their own version of Lindsey Graham in parliament.

Posted by: runner at March 15, 2022 07:58 PM (V13WU)

83 Reminds me of my days of being a badass Vespa rider.

I thought the keyboard warrior puppy more resembled you -- banging that keyboard like it owes him money.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 15, 2022 07:58 PM (F0YaR)

84 The snub-nose monkeys look cute/scary

Posted by: kallisto at March 15, 2022 07:58 PM (7Fega)

85 >>>Wait, Putin really make a demand for Alaska?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 15, 2022 07:56 PM (rz+/y)

I mean, it's not the first or second time. Kinda standard demands from him.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 15, 2022 07:58 PM (QYPq3)

86 i know, i thought just the word would be enough for your desperate perverts
Posted by: Capital-A Ace

swallow > tit

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 15, 2022 07:59 PM (sqsol)

87 69 I just got back from FL flying right seat on my friends Pilatus P-24. There is no better feeling in the world than flying 440 knots at 42,000 feet and knowing you're above it all.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 15, 2022 07:54

Those are nice planes. I don't know which kind of Pilatus I've flown in but they have a lot more room than some other jets.
I don't want to sit shotgun, my husband likes to.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 15, 2022 08:00 PM (TOXd3)

88 85 Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 15, 2022 07:58 PM (QYPq3)

at least then Alaska could maximize production....

Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 08:00 PM (Lzpvj)

89 "A dog takes his older friend, a blind dog, for a walk."

Doggie has its own seeing-eye dog.

Posted by: Another Anon at March 15, 2022 08:00 PM (bW28E)

90 84 The snub-nose monkeys look cute/scary
Posted by: kallisto at March 15, 2022 07:58 PM (7Fega)

Like something out of a weird video game.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 15, 2022 08:00 PM (II3Gr)

91 It was great. Signature Flight Service treated us like royalty and we were up and out in 10 minutes. No lines, no masks. MD to West Palm Beach in 2 hours.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 15, 2022 08:00 PM (flINI)

92 We flew over a blue whale once on my way out to an offshore platform in California. Just as impressive as imagined.

Posted by: Javems at March 15, 2022 08:00 PM (AmoqO)

93 swallow > tit
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 15, 2022 07:59 PM (sqsol)


^^^^THIS^^^^

Posted by: Kamala! at March 15, 2022 08:00 PM (AiZBA)

94 swallows by tits >swallow > tit

Posted by: fd at March 15, 2022 08:00 PM (vrz2I)

95 are we doing phrasing on Tuesdays ?

Posted by: runner at March 15, 2022 08:01 PM (V13WU)

96 91 It was great. Signature Flight Service treated us like royalty and we were up and out in 10 minutes. No lines, no masks. MD to West Palm Beach in 2 hours.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 15, 2022 08:00 PM (flINI)

Private flights are the tits.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 15, 2022 08:01 PM (II3Gr)

97 Did Senile Joe really, truly say the First Lady's husband has been diagnosed with covid?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 15, 2022 08:01 PM (eGTCV)

98 >>>at least then Alaska could maximize production....

Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 08:00 PM (Lzpvj)

I think that's another way to say, "At least hollywood hypocrites can continue to fly around in their private jets and still say they're doing their part to comply with their bullshit."

But I might be reading too much into it.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 15, 2022 08:02 PM (QYPq3)

99 Biden would give up Alaska if it helped him get the Iran deal.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 15, 2022 08:03 PM (7cRTM)

100 97 Did Senile Joe really, truly say the First Lady's husband has been diagnosed with covid?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 15, 2022 08:01 PM (eGTCV)


Not surprised. He's said everyone from the White House chef to the lawn guy is the President.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2022 08:03 PM (LKTKP)

101 Startrek is coming on. It's the one with the disturbance in the force.

Posted by: fd at March 15, 2022 08:03 PM (vrz2I)

102 that blind dog video ... seen that in my own front yard ... dust ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (c1v4f) at March 15, 2022 08:03 PM (c1v4f)

103 97 Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 15, 2022 08:01 PM (eGTCV)

yes...

https://tinyurl.com/ahvekktd

We have essentially became the Brezhnev Soviet Union complete with brain dead figurehead....

https://youtu.be/gYw81dNSMWc

Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 08:04 PM (Lzpvj)

104 are we doing phrasing on Tuesdays ?
Posted by: runner

No, that's Phrasing Phriday. Today is Tits Tuesday.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 15, 2022 08:04 PM (sqsol)

105 Alaska is full of oil.

Of course Biden would give it up.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2022 08:04 PM (LKTKP)

106 Thank god for the mute button.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 15, 2022 08:04 PM (vuisn)

107 100 Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2022 08:03 PM (LKTKP)

In Joe's defense he was a retard after the multiple aneurysms the dementia is just the cherry on top....

Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 08:05 PM (Lzpvj)

108 105 Alaska is full of oil.

Of course Biden would give it up.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2022 08:04 PM (LKTKP)

And then buy the oil

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 15, 2022 08:05 PM (II3Gr)

109 So, which one is the actual real time- the winter time or the current time? Before FDR screwed with shit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 15, 2022 08:05 PM (QCwhW)

110 are we doing phrasing on Tuesdays ?
Posted by: runner

No, that's Phrasing Phriday. Today is Tits Tuesday.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings


Tits Tuesday
Thot Thursday
Phrasing Friday

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2022 08:05 PM (egg9a)

111 98 Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 15, 2022 08:02 PM (QYPq3)

I would give almost literally ANYTHING for Leo DiCapriato to do a biopic on Tim Treadwell engaged in method acting.

Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 08:06 PM (Lzpvj)

112 Alaska is full of oil.

Of course Biden would give it up.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2022 08:04 PM (LKTKP)

And then buy the oil
Posted by: Insomniac


Of course. Because it's not his money.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2022 08:06 PM (egg9a)

113 Lara Logan was the one assaulted by the Religion of Peace, no?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 15, 2022 08:06 PM (QCwhW)

114
Speaking of selling houses...
How do Capital Gains Taxes work?

For example, using simple, round numbers, say you bought a house for $100K and put down 20%, leaving you with an $80K mortgage. About 5 years later you sell your house for $150K and your mortgage balance is $75K.

So you leave the house with a check for $75K. How much of that is taxed for gains?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 15, 2022 08:07 PM (NN1Kg)

115 Tits out for Harambe!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 15, 2022 08:07 PM (Dc2NZ)

116 Tit is just so cute.

Is this person saying that the blue whale is larger than all the dinosaurs?

Iceberg is like, what's up my guys, catch you later. I wonder if the folks on that island were scared.

Great videos, Ace.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 15, 2022 08:07 PM (rF64X)

117 I say give him Cali if he will
Give us Ukraine.
--------
Can ya let me sell my house first?


Yeah, you'll want to get out. Russian winters are brutal.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 15, 2022 08:07 PM (nfrXX)

118 113 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 15, 2022 08:06 PM (QCwhW)

She was an early adopter of the Rotherham Hello or "the Swedish Swing" both activities strangely a "blessing of unfettered Muslim migration" as Davey Fwench says....

Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 08:07 PM (Lzpvj)

119 since this fiasco in Ukraine wont last past April

wuts the next hair lighting event to be foisted on us rubes ?

Posted by: REDACTED at March 15, 2022 08:08 PM (us2H3)

120 hint: "Standard" Time

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (c1v4f) at March 15, 2022 08:08 PM (c1v4f)

121
Shouldn't this be called the Treason Cafe?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 15, 2022 08:08 PM (NN1Kg)

122 We should only spring forward. Screw that fall back crap.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 15, 2022 08:08 PM (qnVBz)

123 114 Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 15, 2022 08:07 PM (NN1Kg)

It is a 75000 dollar capital gain....

Had you used the 1st time homebuyer credit and not habitated 3 years it would be a bigger tax hit.

Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 08:09 PM (Lzpvj)

124 So you leave the house with a check for $75K. How much of that is taxed for gains?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 15, 2022 08:07 PM (NN1Kg)

I think it depends whether you'll use the money to buy a new place and whether it's your primary residence you sold. If so, $0 up to a certain limit.

But I imagine I am probably wrong.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 15, 2022 08:09 PM (rF64X)

125 Lego stop-motion Battle of El Alamein:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=As73Cm_SX4k

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 15, 2022 08:09 PM (Dc2NZ)

126 122 We should only spring forward. Screw that fall back crap.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 15, 2022 08:08 PM (qnVBz)

This last one is still screwing me up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 15, 2022 08:09 PM (QCwhW)

127 We can spring forward for ever. But there's gonna be a lot of coding needing done in the next year.

Congress will have to delay it for a few years. 2023 is too soon.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2022 08:09 PM (LKTKP)

128 So you leave the house with a check for $75K. How much of that is taxed for gains?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 15, 2022 08:07 PM (NN1Kg)

I believe none if you have owned your house for 2 years

Posted by: REDACTED at March 15, 2022 08:09 PM (us2H3)

129 So you leave the house with a check for $75K. How much of that is taxed for gains?

Posted by: Soothsayer,

None of it after 5 years or you "forget" to file it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 15, 2022 08:09 PM (qnVBz)

130 since this fiasco in Ukraine wont last past April

wuts the next hair lighting event to be foisted on us rubes ?
Posted by: REDACTED at March 15, 2022 08:08 PM (us2H3)


PiOmega variant.

Posted by: runner at March 15, 2022 08:09 PM (V13WU)

131 NOT "daylight saving"

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (c1v4f) at March 15, 2022 08:10 PM (c1v4f)

132 119 since this fiasco in Ukraine wont last past April

wuts the next hair lighting event to be foisted on us rubes ?
Posted by: REDACTED at March 15, 2022 08:08 PM (us2H3)

It's an election year, sooo.. race riots. We have race riots in the summer before elections.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 15, 2022 08:10 PM (cupoy)

133 ...Iceberg is like, what's up my guys, catch you later. I wonder if the folks on that island were scared...

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 15, 2022 08:07 PM (rF64X)


It's a good thing there are no icebergs near Guam. They would tip it over.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at March 15, 2022 08:10 PM (AiZBA)

134 wuts the next hair lighting event to be foisted on us rubes ?
Posted by:

Mega sooper dooper corona part deux?

Climate lock downs?

They'll come up with something.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 15, 2022 08:11 PM (rF64X)

135
So you leave the house with a check for $75K. How much of that is taxed for gains?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 15, 2022 08:07 PM (NN1Kg)

I may be completely wrong but I think it would be 50,000 in gains but you can write off improvements to make your gain less. Then you can have a time period where if you reinvest in another house that costs the same or more there are no capital gains taxes. Unless everything changed since the last time someone explained this to me.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 15, 2022 08:11 PM (TOXd3)

136 132 Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 15, 2022 08:10 PM (cupoy)

"we have to have mail in balloting because riots so the rioters can win!"

//Your Democrat Overlords

Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 08:11 PM (Lzpvj)

137 and oh, boy, howdy, are we ever gonna have riots ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (c1v4f) at March 15, 2022 08:11 PM (c1v4f)

138 Did anyone mention Sarah Bloom Raskin withdrew her name as Biden's pick for a Federal Reserve Board member today?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2022 08:11 PM (Msys3)

139
I boldly posit that our calendar isn't synched with the yearly rotation of the Earth, anymore.

I believe, over time, due to natural forces, the "equinoxes" are no longer matching with our calendars' 21st's of June and December.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 15, 2022 08:12 PM (NN1Kg)

140 wuts the next hair lighting event to be foisted on us rubes ?

Posted by: REDACTED at March 15, 2022 08:08 PM (us2H3)

Hmm

Posted by: Climate Crisis at March 15, 2022 08:12 PM (zrW8E)

141 EST is Eastern Savings time.
EDT is Eastern Disaster time.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 15, 2022 08:13 PM (qnVBz)

142 Tonypete, yes, someone did.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 15, 2022 08:13 PM (cagcg)

143 135 Posted by: CaliGirl at March 15, 2022 08:11 PM (TOXd3)

You are largely correct, and very correct as a theory.

Functionally unless your goal is to pocket the gain you will wind up with a wash in the current market.

I can sell the house I bought two years ago for a 10% mark-up but buying a near equivalent will cost me more than my gain unless I already have it set up.

The real estate market is VERY fucked up right now.

Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 08:13 PM (Lzpvj)

144 ...Iceberg is like, what's up my guys, catch you later. I wonder if the folks on that island were scared...

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless

Hi chique! I'm sure more than one of the menfolk seriously considered climbing it. Probably a few boys did, too. But the women stopped them.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 15, 2022 08:13 PM (OssQ4)

145 114. Unless something has changed I believe you get a one time exclusion to paying capital gains on selling your residence if you are not reinvesting it back into another residence. I think that was in the Ryan tax bill

Posted by: Jen the original at March 15, 2022 08:13 PM (edq12)

146 Any other places where our overlords could easily foment a war that people care about? Could be the next big thing.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 15, 2022 08:13 PM (rF64X)

147 It's an election year, sooo.. race riots. We have race riots in the summer before elections.

*

Someone has been paying attention.

There just needs to be the death. Doesn't matter who or why. Just enough to gain traction.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Nothing's Built, Nothing's Back, Nothing's Better at March 15, 2022 08:13 PM (tHxO3)

148 I believe, over time, due to natural forces, the "equinoxes" are no longer matching

You could always crosscheck stonehenge.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 15, 2022 08:14 PM (qnVBz)

149 I may be completely wrong but I think it would be 50,000 in gains but you can write off improvements to make your gain less. Then you can have a time period where if you reinvest in another house that costs the same or more there are no capital gains taxes. Unless everything changed since the last time someone explained this to me.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 15, 2022 08:11 PM (TOXd3)

I think it's been raised to 150k.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 15, 2022 08:14 PM (VgZPE)

150 I predict the Dems will declare a "national gun violence emergency." This way they (try to) co opt the crime issue, and again get to demonize deplorables. And you need more early voting too because it's too dangerous in urban areas to congregate after dark --and that would also "disparately impact" and "supress" non-equity voting.

Posted by: Zek at March 15, 2022 08:14 PM (w/5KC)

151 You can profit up to 250k on the sale of your primary home, but you have to have lived in it for two years.

It's 500k for married couples.

Second homes or investment properties are different.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2022 08:14 PM (LKTKP)

152 Hi chique! I'm sure more than one of the menfolk seriously considered climbing it. Probably a few boys did, too. But the women stopped them.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 15, 2022 08:13 PM (OssQ4)

HI Taqiyyologist!

Probably, LOL.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 15, 2022 08:14 PM (rF64X)

153 134 Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 15, 2022 08:11 PM (rF64X)

My money is on:

a) CUOMO 22

b) the loss of petro currency reserve status and its hammer blows

*or*

c) an actual nuclear exchange.

Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 08:14 PM (Lzpvj)

154 I think the general rules are

base cost of your house (original cost + improvements)

you have resided in the house for 2 years

you get the first 250K (500K) of profit tax free, federally

states probably differ

and you can do this every 2 years

but I'm an antique dealer not a CPA

Posted by: REDACTED at March 15, 2022 08:14 PM (us2H3)

155 Good Ben Had - I was a bit afraid I had hallucinated it.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2022 08:15 PM (Msys3)

156
So you leave the house with a check for $75K. How much of that is taxed for gains?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 15, 2022 08:07 PM (NN1Kg)

I may be completely wrong but I think it would be 50,000 in gains but you can write off improvements to make your gain less. Then you can have a time period where if you reinvest in another house that costs the same or more there are no capital gains taxes. Unless everything changed since the last time someone explained this to me.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 15,

Correction, if it's a rental house you have a 50,000 capital gains less improvements etc., primary residence you can reinvest in another house within a specified time period that costs the same or more and pay zero? I think.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 15, 2022 08:15 PM (TOXd3)

157 But the women stopped them.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 15, 2022 08:13 PM (OssQ4)

Killjoys.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 15, 2022 08:15 PM (II3Gr)

158 So you leave the house with a check for $75K. How much of that is taxed for gains?

Posted by: Soothsayer,

Are you filing as a democrat or republican?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 15, 2022 08:15 PM (qnVBz)

159 136 132 Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 15, 2022 08:10 PM (cupoy)

"we have to have mail in balloting because riots so the rioters can win!"

//Your Democrat Overlords
Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 08:11 PM (Lzpvj)

Uhhh, let's see.... Around Labor Day we have a wave of covid simplex ten which will leave the courts no choice but to allow unlimited absentee voting, so, yeah, pretty much.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 15, 2022 08:15 PM (cupoy)

160 So, there's no more standard time> CST or EST gone?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 15, 2022 08:15 PM (cagcg)

161
One of the reasons I asked about Cap Gains is I'm trying to figure out how the IRS would tax you, again, on the cash you used for a Down Payment.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 15, 2022 08:15 PM (NN1Kg)

162 g'night everyone !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (c1v4f) at March 15, 2022 08:16 PM (c1v4f)

163 That iceberg must be scraping along the bottom, to make it bounce like that.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 15, 2022 08:16 PM (Cus5s)

164 Any other places where our overlords could easily foment a war that people care about? Could be the next big thing.

*

Ukraine is important because there are some really, REALLY sh*tty things going on over there involving our betters in DC and their friends/ family / college roommates and our tax dollars.

It was serious enough that they staged a coup to get Trump out of office, and serious enough that they're willing to start a shooting war with a nuclear Russia.

Crackhead loser Hunter Biden's $10M Burisma deal probably doesn't even scratch the surface.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Nothing's Built, Nothing's Back, Nothing's Better at March 15, 2022 08:16 PM (tHxO3)

165 Didnt they try keeping daylight saving time in the early 70s? Seems like I remember it still being dark at first recess. Or maybe it was just after the bus dropped us off? Maybe it was a Georgi thing.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2022 08:16 PM (H2dB1)

166 > I may be completely wrong but I think it would be 50,000 in gains but you can write off improvements to make your gain less. Then you can have a time period ....
_______________
It's (I think) 3 years. And has to be into a "primary home."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 15, 2022 08:16 PM (BFigT)

167 c) an actual nuclear exchange.
Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 08:14 PM (Lzpvj)

Eek. That would be horrible. But not impossible. Especially with the embarrassingly feckless leadership in the West.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 15, 2022 08:17 PM (rF64X)

168 whoops, didn't finish my thought:

and serious enough that they're willing to start a shooting war with a nuclear Russia to prevent it from coming to light.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Nothing's Built, Nothing's Back, Nothing's Better at March 15, 2022 08:17 PM (tHxO3)

169 no, BenHad, still has to pass the senate ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (c1v4f) at March 15, 2022 08:17 PM (c1v4f)

170 I never worry about the profit from selling a house because fuck them.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 15, 2022 08:17 PM (qnVBz)

171 you want to go thru fucked up real estate transactions

just sell commercial buildings

and have to deal with the recapture tax

it is very fun

Posted by: REDACTED at March 15, 2022 08:17 PM (us2H3)

172 161
One of the reasons I asked about Cap Gains is I'm trying to figure out how the IRS would tax you, again, on the cash you used for a Down Payment.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 15, 2022 08:15 PM (NN1Kg

If you don't profit more than 250/500k single/married on your primary residence, you pay no cap gains and the IRS doesn't care.

What you paid down doesn't matter.

If you bought the house at 100 and sold at 250k, matters not that you put down 20k.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2022 08:17 PM (LKTKP)

173 Eris I love Lego stop animation. Really want to try making a movie but need a camera and computer

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2022 08:17 PM (2JoB8)

174 That iceberg must be scraping along the bottom, to make it bounce like that.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 15, 2022 08:16 PM (Cus5s)


Yeah, and imagine how deep it is right offshore there. 90% of the berg is underwater.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at March 15, 2022 08:18 PM (AiZBA)

175 not only did they keep it , they fkn moved it up. before it was april to october, but now it's march to november.

Posted by: runner at March 15, 2022 08:18 PM (V13WU)

176 That was one nice thing about Bloomington in the 90's- no time change.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 15, 2022 08:18 PM (QCwhW)

177 Hi Ben Had!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 15, 2022 08:18 PM (rF64X)

178 >>> i know, i thought just the word would be enough for your desperate perverts

Degenerate deplorables, there's a difference!!

Posted by: LizLem at March 15, 2022 08:19 PM (+mkOR)

179 "So, there's no more standard time> CST or EST gone?"
Posted by: Ben Had at March 15, 2022 08:15 PM (cagcg)


Doesn't go into effect until next year. So one more winter of Standard Time, unless the House blocks it.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 15, 2022 08:19 PM (qH6FZ)

180 I predict rising food prices leading to food riots and the burning of cities.

And / or

More and more info about the jabs leaking out making all of our leaders very worried about their safety. Thailand is paying out millions for vaxx injuries now.

Remember, after the unpleasantness, no government has any authority to tax or create rules and regulations. That now seems like the best way to go. We'll have to form some sort of new system.

Posted by: Stateless at March 15, 2022 08:19 PM (FsZ2q)

181 HI!!! chique, Hope you are well.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 15, 2022 08:20 PM (cagcg)

182 Mentioned earlier my dad is home, have to thank the prayers and wishes for that.

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2022 08:20 PM (2JoB8)

183 Time zones doesn't change. Just daylight savings.

CST and EST are not affected.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2022 08:20 PM (LKTKP)

184 No penguins on those icebergs.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

What about polar bears.

Posted by: Javems at March 15, 2022 08:21 PM (AmoqO)

185 Doesn't go into effect until next year. So one more winter of Standard Time, unless the House blocks it.
Posted by: lowandslow at March 15, 2022 08:19 PM (qH6FZ)

House and Biden. We'll wait to see how the DST lobby lines his pockets.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 15, 2022 08:21 PM (QCwhW)

186
That's swell, Skip. Glad he's home.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 15, 2022 08:22 PM (NN1Kg)

187 No penguins on those icebergs.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

What about polar bears.
Posted by: Javems at March 15, 2022 08:21 PM (AmoqO)


PBS tells me they're extinct.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at March 15, 2022 08:22 PM (AiZBA)

188 Bring on the nuclear global extinction event!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 15, 2022 08:22 PM (II3Gr)

189 one thing I was told about the recapture tax is it is based on the yearly depletion and the IRS recaptures the depletion whether you took the deduction or not

I was like "wut"

Posted by: REDACTED at March 15, 2022 08:22 PM (us2H3)

190 No penguins on those icebergs.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

What about polar bears.
Posted by: Javems

Nope. No polar bears on those penguins either!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2022 08:22 PM (Msys3)

191 And you need more early voting too because it's too dangerous in urban areas to congregate after dark...

No problem. Just have Congress legislate more sunlight. Because apparently they can do that.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 15, 2022 08:23 PM (nfrXX)

192 Skip, wonderful news, give him a Horde hug.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 15, 2022 08:23 PM (cagcg)

193 188 Bring on the nuclear global extinction event!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 15, 2022 08:22 PM (II3Gr)

I am not sure I'd like the Fallout aesthetic without that swinging 50's streamline style.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 15, 2022 08:23 PM (QCwhW)

194 Wow, Truck Monkey, that sounds great. Only ever rode in the back of a small jet, and only once. Not counting the kind of small jet with ejection seats.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 15, 2022 08:24 PM (OTzUX)

195 I boldly posit that our calendar isn't synched with the yearly rotation of the Earth, anymore.

I believe, over time, due to natural forces, the "equinoxes" are no longer matching with our calendars' 21st's of June and December.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 15, 2022 08:12 PM (NN1Kg)

The equinoxes precess around the zodiac, so the sun is no longer in whatever constellation the Greeks had them in. Making astrology even dumber than it would be if the sun was actually in your star sign when you were born.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 15, 2022 08:24 PM (eoQWY)

196
btw, reminder:

We used to change the clocks in April/October.
But part of that idiot bush's "Energy Bill" back in the early 2000's was to change the clocks in March/November, because the fake energy "experts" calculated that saved more energy.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 15, 2022 08:24 PM (NN1Kg)

197 >>> 180 I predict rising food prices leading to food riots and the burning of cities.

Looting of restaurants and grocery stores that put the looting of convenience stores to shame. But hey, if the elite's fave places get ransacked maybe they will finally do something about it.

Posted by: LizLem at March 15, 2022 08:25 PM (+mkOR)

198 " We'll wait to see how the DST lobby lines his pockets."

problem with paying the graft, you can get outbid by the graft on the other side ... but you don't get your graft dollars back ... and you are still stuck with Hunter's art.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 15, 2022 08:25 PM (Cus5s)

199 No penguins on those icebergs.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

What about polar bears.
Posted by: Javems at March 15, 2022 08:21 PM (AmoqO)

PBS tells me they're extinct.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at March 15, 2022 08:22 PM (AiZBA)


We cast black bears for all those parts. It's better our way.

Posted by: Netflix at March 15, 2022 08:26 PM (P4LRL)

200 Orange monkeys
thanks for the nightmares

Posted by: DB at March 15, 2022 08:26 PM (geLO8)

201 Looting of restaurants and grocery stores that put the looting of convenience stores to shame. But hey, if the elite's fave places get ransacked maybe they will finally do something about it.
Posted by: LizLem at March 15, 2022 08:25 PM (+mkOR)

To be fair, isn't that what happened in Chicago and LA?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 15, 2022 08:26 PM (QCwhW)

202 Huh. Just learned there is a group that puts pictures of people in unsolved murders on playing cards. And they distribute thecards to prisons, to generate leads.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 15, 2022 08:26 PM (YynYJ)

203 Maybe Glad will accept the same acreage in California as he would acquire in a deal for Alaska.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- bitterly clinging to the deplorable life '70s style! at March 15, 2022 08:26 PM (vMM2s)

204 I am not sure I'd like the Fallout aesthetic without that swinging 50's streamline style.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 15, 2022 08:23 PM (QCwhW)

I plan to stand outside and watch the pretty mushroom clouds bloom.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 15, 2022 08:26 PM (II3Gr)

205 Didnt they try keeping daylight saving time in the early 70s? Seems like I remember it still being dark at first recess. Or maybe it was just after the bus dropped us off? Maybe it was a Georgi thing.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2022 08:16 PM (H2dB1)

That was one of Carter's dumbass Moral Equivalent of War things, IIRC. Typical to hurt kids the most.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 15, 2022 08:26 PM (eoQWY)

206 >>Yeah, and imagine how deep it is right offshore there. 90% of the berg is underwater.

Cold, too.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 15, 2022 08:27 PM (ZLI7S)

207 I think also if you plow any excess profits (over 250K per person) into another home, you are good on those too

Posted by: REDACTED at March 15, 2022 08:27 PM (us2H3)

208 LizLem, looting is already in full swing with the no prosecution for theft of anything under $950.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 15, 2022 08:27 PM (cagcg)

209 All that decency in the White House gives me a certain sense of comfort.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 15, 2022 08:28 PM (eGTCV)

210 I plan to stand outside and watch the pretty mushroom clouds bloom.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 15, 2022 08:26 PM (II3Gr)

Maybe have a Ink Spot's tune on the Hi-fi?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 15, 2022 08:28 PM (QCwhW)

211 Huh. Just learned there is a group that puts pictures of people in unsolved murders on playing cards. And they distribute thecards to prisons, to generate leads.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 15, 2022 08:26 PM (YynYJ)


that's creepy.

Posted by: runner at March 15, 2022 08:28 PM (V13WU)

212 What's worse? A glacier in your harbor, or a penguin on your telly?

Posted by: Arctic Al at March 15, 2022 08:28 PM (g6+Ik)

213 Good Ben Had - I was a bit afraid I had hallucinated it.
Posted by: Tonypete

That musta been SOME wedding !

Posted by: JT at March 15, 2022 08:28 PM (arJlL)

214 " We'll wait to see how the DST lobby lines his pockets."
-----------
"Big Clock"

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at March 15, 2022 08:30 PM (ynpd/)

215 All that decency in the White House gives me a certain sense of comfort.

Clowns to the left of us, jokers to the right.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 15, 2022 08:30 PM (Xrfse)

216 Ben Had, doing good, thanks. How about you?

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 15, 2022 08:31 PM (rF64X)

217 Anytime it's above freezing, the mosquitoes are thick and bloodthirsty in Greenland. That's why Trump didn't buy it.

Posted by: Arctic Al at March 15, 2022 08:31 PM (g6+Ik)

218 The only problem with Putin taking over California is that the Californians will flee and infiltrate all the good places.

Posted by: LASue at March 15, 2022 08:31 PM (Ed8Zd)

219 I have a completely irrelevant and silly question. Why don't the elves in LOTR have more babies? You'd think Galadriel would manage more than one baby over the course of 3,000 years.
Do they only get horny once every 500 years?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 15, 2022 08:31 PM (eGTCV)

220 to think up to 12 years ago, I had a shop near downtown Dallas

with a huge bay window

chocked full of tortoise shell tea caddies and other stuff

that wouldn't last a night now

Posted by: REDACTED at March 15, 2022 08:31 PM (us2H3)

221 OK, so I'm walking down the stairs past the mother-in-law suite to get to the outside deck to have a smoke. My mother-in-law thinks it's perfectly fine to leave her Door open while she's totally naked changing her diaper. Now I'm looking through all of these boxes to find a salad fork with which to gouge my fucking eyes out with.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 15, 2022 08:31 PM (fsetr)

222 I plan to stand outside and watch the pretty mushroom clouds bloom.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 15, 2022 08:26 PM (II3Gr)

Maybe have a Ink Spot's tune on the Hi-fi?


I Don't Want to Set the World on Fire, presumably.

Posted by: Ink Spots at March 15, 2022 08:31 PM (ZsR3z)

223
i know, i thought just the word would be enough for your desperate perverts
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 15, 2022 07:33 PM (0G13K)


Hey! Who you callin' desperate!!??

Posted by: Diogenes at March 15, 2022 08:32 PM (axyOa)

224 210 I plan to stand outside and watch the pretty mushroom clouds bloom.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 15, 2022 08:26 PM (II3Gr)

Maybe have a Ink Spot's tune on the Hi-fi?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 15, 2022 08:28 PM (QCwhW)

While sipping a Rum Runner.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 15, 2022 08:32 PM (II3Gr)

225 chique, I couldn't be better. Well, just a little better as soon as I get the riding lawnmower running.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 15, 2022 08:33 PM (cagcg)

226 Wow! That bird picture must have taken an incredible amount of planning and patience. Impressive.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- bitterly clinging to the deplorable life '70s style! at March 15, 2022 08:33 PM (vMM2s)

227 If there is a threat of Russia invading us to get Alaska, will that finally convince the libs to acknowledge sometimes the 2nd amendment is a good thing?

Posted by: LizLem at March 15, 2022 08:33 PM (+mkOR)

228 Mentioned earlier my dad is home, have to thank the prayers and wishes for that.
Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2022 08:20 PM (2JoB

That's awesome. Praise God.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 15, 2022 08:33 PM (rF64X)

229 218 Posted by: LASue at March 15, 2022 08:31 PM (Ed8Zd)

Vlad just has to wear a Gorbachev mask and they will ALL stay....

Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 08:33 PM (Lzpvj)

230 I predict rising food prices leading to food riots and the burning of cities.

-
Hot town, summer in the city!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 15, 2022 08:33 PM (FVME7)

231 Now I'm looking through all of these boxes to find a salad fork with which to gouge my fucking eyes out with.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

After a certain age, you truly just don't give a shit (swidt?) anymore.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2022 08:34 PM (Msys3)

232 chique, I couldn't be better. Well, just a little better as soon as I get the riding lawnmower running.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 15, 2022 08:33 PM (cagcg)

Fantastic!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 15, 2022 08:34 PM (rF64X)

233 John Ekdahl's twitter account has been suspended. Not sure when or why, but he has always played away from the really sharp scissors.

Sign of things to come.

Posted by: Scanner Dan at March 15, 2022 08:35 PM (kFflX)

234 Zelensky at press conference made noises similar to those of his aide earlier re talks with Moscow - tone indicates substantive and detailed negotiation taking place now.

Ukes of course describe it as the russkis becoming more reasonable. Who knows/we may never know/doesn't matter, but I kinda doubt this description. Still no major action on the ground, things haven't changed much for days. Kiev not being encircled, or Kharkov taken, doesn't really change the bottom line calculation. Russians can likely not be driven out by Ukes, so situation is untenable for Kiev - a deal is the exit.

Wouldn't be counting any nukyler chickens, none are going to hatch.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 15, 2022 08:36 PM (OTzUX)

235 233 Posted by: Scanner Dan at March 15, 2022 08:35 PM (kFflX)

You will be made to clap or be gone...

//@Jack(ass)

Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 08:36 PM (Lzpvj)

236
My mother-in-law thinks it's perfectly fine to leave her Door open while she's totally naked changing her diaper.
Posted by: Duke Lowell



2022 is the worst year ever.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 15, 2022 08:37 PM (NN1Kg)

237 Nice tit.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 15, 2022 08:37 PM (SH2Zi)

238 Flash Neus -

France demands reparations and return of Louisiana from US.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 15, 2022 08:37 PM (vwS2N)

239 So if the iceberg hits Greenland which one sinks?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 15, 2022 08:37 PM (axyOa)

240 And that clown "meme" or whatever the kinds call it on the Quick Hits thread was spectacular. Sickening, but accurate, and spectacular.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 15, 2022 08:38 PM (OTzUX)

241 We need more fun and catchy songs about nuclear annihilation and global genocide...

Posted by: Stateless at March 15, 2022 08:38 PM (FsZ2q)

242 Now I'm looking through all of these boxes to find a salad fork with which to gouge my fucking eyes out with.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Could have been worse, depending on whose mother inhabited the suite. Shiver.

Posted by: Javems at March 15, 2022 08:38 PM (AmoqO)

243 239 So if the iceberg hits Greenland which one sinks?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 15, 2022 08:37 PM (axyOa)

Guam

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 15, 2022 08:38 PM (II3Gr)

244 My mother-in-law thinks it's perfectly fine to leave her Door open while she's totally naked changing her diaper.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Holy moly guacamole.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 15, 2022 08:38 PM (eGTCV)

245
You couldn't pay to me live close to Dallas, Houston, or Austin.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 15, 2022 08:38 PM (NN1Kg)

246 Duke Lowell you have my empathy and sympathy....

not being an asshole to you or yours have you had her taken for a dementia test as that is an indicating behavior?

Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 08:38 PM (Lzpvj)

247 Annasaurus Wrecks @ 230- I don't mind dying to protect the Constitution but I feel it would be a waste to die over a jar of peanut butter.

Posted by: Eromero at March 15, 2022 08:39 PM (Ma2wW)

248 244 My mother-in-law thinks it's perfectly fine to leave her Door open while she's totally naked changing her diaper.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Holy moly guacamole.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 15, 2022 08:38 PM (eGTCV)

No shit!

Posted by: Beto O'Rourke at March 15, 2022 08:40 PM (II3Gr)

249 >>Mentioned earlier my dad is home, have to thank the prayers and wishes for that.
Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2022 08:20 PM (2JoB8

That's great news, Skip.

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at March 15, 2022 08:40 PM (PH1/S)

250 My mother-in-law thinks it's perfectly fine to leave her Door open while she's totally naked changing her diaper.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

I'm quite sure there is a platform where you could monetize a vid of your MIL doing her thing

not that would, mind you

Posted by: REDACTED at March 15, 2022 08:41 PM (us2H3)

251 Didn't Trump say towards the end of his presidency that he was just trying to keep the world from being set on fire?

And here we are.

Posted by: Floridachick at March 15, 2022 08:41 PM (hafrx)

252 My mother-in-law thinks it's perfectly fine to leave her Door open while she's totally naked changing her diaper.

At least she can change it herself, so you've got that going for you. Which is nice.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 15, 2022 08:41 PM (nfrXX)

253 219 I have a completely irrelevant and silly question. Why don't the elves in LOTR have more babies? You'd think Galadriel would manage more than one baby over the course of 3,000 years.
Do they only get horny once every 500 years?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 15, 2022 08:31 PM (eGTCV)

Maybe "Legolas" is just Elvish for "confirmed bachelor."

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 15, 2022 08:41 PM (cupoy)

254 Russki amphibious capability is non-zero, but for Alaska or CA, is essentially zero. Their naval power projection capability is quite limited and unsustainable. Not much basis for amphib expeditionary actions. All Russian amphib glory will remain limited to the Black Sea or Sea of Azov, where they did some crude ones during WWII, and some small ones just now. When the topic of invading Hokkaido arose in August '45, allegedly there was laughter (of the derisive sort) at the idea of amphibious ops when discussed by the Stavka, they simply didn't have the ability.

They did mount one small-ish operation in the Kuriles against the Japanese, with craft we'd just given to them - it succeeded but was a close call and fiasco.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 15, 2022 08:42 PM (OTzUX)

255 245
You couldn't pay to me live close to Dallas, Houston, or Austin.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 15, 2022 08:38 PM (NN1Kg)

I lived in Dallas from 1969 to 1994

the great, fun years

haven't been back in 12 years

Posted by: REDACTED at March 15, 2022 08:43 PM (us2H3)

256 251 Posted by: Floridachick at March 15, 2022 08:41 PM (hafrx)

Yup, understand the federal government has likely dozens if not hundreds of foreign addressed biolabs hard at work at shit they cannot do here.....

they erected a phalanx to block him from governing.

Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 08:43 PM (Lzpvj)

257 254 Posted by: rhomboid at March 15, 2022 08:42 PM (OTzUX)

The nice thing about ceding territory is amphibious assaults are not really needed.

If the west coast hates America so much let it be Russia.

Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 08:44 PM (Lzpvj)

258 Skip, wonderful news, give him a Horde hug.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 15, 2022 08:23 PM (cagcg)

Yes, this.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 15, 2022 08:45 PM (SH2Zi)

259 I have a completely irrelevant and silly question. Why don't the elves in LOTR have more babies? You'd think Galadriel would manage more than one baby over the course of 3,000 years.
Do they only get horny once every 500 years?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 15, 2022 08:31 PM (eGTCV)

I don't think Tolkien ever mentioned it, but it stands to reason that if they bred at all quickly there'd be wall to wall elves in a flash. And Galadriel is far more than 3000 years old. The LOTR is year 3000 or so in the Third Age. She was alive before even the first age started when the Elves were in Valinor. She crossed the seas by walking when Feanor stole the ships after Morgoth stole the Silmarils.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 15, 2022 08:45 PM (eoQWY)

260 Now I'm looking through all of these boxes to find a salad fork with which to gouge my fucking eyes out with.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Ides of March dude

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 15, 2022 08:45 PM (lCui1)

261 Oooh spam!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 15, 2022 08:46 PM (lCui1)

262 don't think Tolkien ever mentioned it, but it stands to reason that if they bred at all quickly there'd be wall to wall elves in a flash. And Galadriel is far more than 3000 years old. The LOTR is year 3000 or so in the Third Age. She was alive before even the first age started when the Elves were in Valinor. She crossed the seas by walking when Feanor stole the ships after Morgoth stole the Silmarils.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 15, 2022 08:45 PM (eoQWY)

I was being conservative about how old Galadriel was. Yes she was extremely old if she saw the two trees.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 15, 2022 08:46 PM (eGTCV)

263 Skip thank God your prayers were answered.

My own were to to a degree, my sister had as peaceful a passing as she could have hoped for and the family saw her off.

God is glorious and merciful.

Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 08:46 PM (Lzpvj)

264 245 It depends. "Close" by Texas standars could be 100 miles. I could do that, I'm less than that from Milwaukee now.

Posted by: Bete at March 15, 2022 08:47 PM (8E+wy)

265 Ides of March- slaps Cleopatra in the DVD player.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 15, 2022 08:47 PM (cagcg)

266 262 Oooh spam!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 15, 2022 08:46 PM (lCui1)

Soon to become more valuable than platinum.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 15, 2022 08:47 PM (II3Gr)

267 Oooh spam!

And don't call me, Shirley. (Punctuation matters.)

Posted by: Oddbob at March 15, 2022 08:48 PM (nfrXX)

268 I just looked on Google earth and they tore down my old building on Fairmount st in Dallas

I sold it to a decorator 12 years ago

a beautiful NOLA looking 2 story mansion with a fab carriage house and a brick courtyard in between

I bought in 1980

now it is an ugly one story office building

fuckers

Posted by: REDACTED at March 15, 2022 08:48 PM (us2H3)

269 So, what happened to that Lindsey Graham quote about Spongebrain Shitpants everyone was throwing around ? Looks like it's been scrubbed?

Posted by: Eat The Eloi at March 15, 2022 08:48 PM (BvNzB)

270 OK, so I'm walking down the stairs past the mother-in-law suite to get to the outside deck to have a smoke. My mother-in-law thinks it's perfectly fine to leave her Door open while she's totally naked changing her diaper. Now I'm looking through all of these boxes to find a salad fork with which to gouge my fucking eyes out with.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Tobacco is such a pernicious thing.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 15, 2022 08:48 PM (KAi1n)

271 The stupid should burn.... salt and scatter.

By choosing the daylight not the standard the smart set will have to EngineeringChangeOrder the naming, but...

I'm sure they'll think of something more convoluted and call it good (afu).

Posted by: micky at March 15, 2022 08:48 PM (3byMq)

272 265 Posted by: Bete at March 15, 2022 08:47 PM (8E+wy)

The rule of thumb is your safety is proportional to how many tanks of fuel it takes for the urban hordes to make it to your house.

I am 1.5 fillups from Houston...

a little close for comfort.

Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 08:49 PM (Lzpvj)

273 Wait, Putin really make a demand for Alaska?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 15, 2022 07:56 PM (rz+/y)

Putin once bit my sister.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 15, 2022 08:49 PM (SH2Zi)

274 Posted by: Shirley at March 15, 2022 08:45 PM (hZVXx)

wut r u warin ?

Posted by: REDACTED at March 15, 2022 08:49 PM (us2H3)

275 To be honest 9.9 percent beer is pretty potent, which is why I'm asking about elves.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 15, 2022 08:49 PM (eGTCV)

276 don't think Tolkien ever mentioned it, but it stands to reason that if they bred at all quickly there'd be wall to wall elves in a flash. And Galadriel is far more than 3000 years old. The LOTR is year 3000 or so in the Third Age. She was alive before even the first age started when the Elves were in Valinor. She crossed the seas by walking when Feanor stole the ships after Morgoth stole the Silmarils.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 15, 2022 08:45 PM (eoQWY)

I was being conservative about how old Galadriel was. Yes she was extremely old if she saw the two trees.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 15, 2022 08:46 PM (eGTCV)

Her husband, I think, was one of the elves that didn't follow the light to Valinor at stayed in Middle Earth, so she might not have met him until the end of the first age, or partway through. The war of the gods at the end of the 1st age destroyed a lot of Beleriand and Lorien (it had a longer name then) was out of the war zone.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 15, 2022 08:50 PM (eoQWY)

277 270 Posted by: Eat The Eloi at March 15, 2022 08:48 PM (BvNzB)

https://tinyurl.com/4w6esakx

It is real, it is from 2015 and it is indicative of the problem.

Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 08:51 PM (Lzpvj)

278
I live about 35 miles from Boston.
Not far enough.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 15, 2022 08:51 PM (NN1Kg)

279 I am 1.5 fillups from Houston...

a little close for comfort.
Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 08:49 PM (Lzpvj)

you can get to me from Boston or NYC on less than a tank

easy

so should I move ?

Posted by: REDACTED at March 15, 2022 08:51 PM (us2H3)

280 You couldn't pay to me live close to Dallas, Houston, or Austin.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 15, 2022 08:38 PM (NN1Kg)

I lived in Dallas from 1969 to 1994

the great, fun years

haven't been back in 12 years
Posted by: REDACTED


I'm 80 miles NE of 635. I don't know if that counts as out of Dallas.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2022 08:51 PM (egg9a)

281 >>> 219 I have a completely irrelevant and silly question. Why don't the elves in LOTR have more babies? You'd think Galadriel would manage more than one baby over the course of 3,000 years.
Do they only get horny once every 500 years?

Pon Farr.

Posted by: LizLem at March 15, 2022 08:52 PM (+mkOR)

282 So, what happened to that Lindsey Graham quote about Spongebrain Shitpants everyone was throwing around ? Looks like it's been scrubbed?
Posted by: Eat The Eloi

What'd he say?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 15, 2022 08:52 PM (rz+/y)

283 219 I have a completely irrelevant and silly question. Why don't the elves in LOTR have more babies? You'd think Galadriel would manage more than one baby over the course of 3,000 years.
Do they only get horny once every 500 years?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 15, 2022 08:31 PM (eGTCV)

Tolkien actually addressed this, don't recall if it was in the text or in one of his outside writings. He said that both elves and the Numenoreans, before their island got sunk, had gotten to where they reproduced very rarely, if at all. He wrote that it was a sign that they were passing out of this world, and no longer had the will or the vigor to ensure their own survival.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 15, 2022 08:52 PM (evAgx)

284 https://tinyurl.com/4w6esakx

It is real, it is from 2015 and it is indicative of the problem.
Posted by: sven

*

The closeted homosexual is praising the man who took inappropriate showers with his daughter.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Nothing's Built, Nothing's Back, Nothing's Better at March 15, 2022 08:53 PM (tHxO3)

285 Tolkien actually addressed this, don't recall if it was in the text or in one of his outside writings. He said that both elves and the Numenoreans, before their island got sunk, had gotten to where they reproduced very rarely, if at all. He wrote that it was a sign that they were passing out of this world, and no longer had the will or the vigor to ensure their own survival.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 15, 2022 08:52 PM (evAgx

Okay. That makes sense.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 15, 2022 08:54 PM (eGTCV)

286 I am 1.5 fillups from Houston...
a little close for comfort.


Let's say 1.5 fillups is about 600 miles. If you draw a 600 mile radius circle around every city over, say, 1 million people, I don't know if there's going to be much space left.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 15, 2022 08:54 PM (nfrXX)

287 The rule of thumb is your safety is proportional to how many tanks of fuel it takes for the urban hordes to make it to your house.

I am 1.5 fillups from Houston...

a little close for comfort.
Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 08:49 PM (Lzpvj)
***

Identify all bridges. Have a plan to blow them.
Barrier plans on major avenues of approach.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 15, 2022 08:54 PM (axyOa)

288 no longer had the will or the vigor





ah...that old excuse

Posted by: runner at March 15, 2022 08:55 PM (V13WU)

289 >Mentioned earlier my dad is home, have to thank the prayers and wishes for that.
Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2022 08:20 PM (2JoB8

That's great news, Skip.
Posted by: My Life is Insanity

Seconded !

Hiya MLiiGRAM !

Posted by: JT at March 15, 2022 08:55 PM (arJlL)

290 282 Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 15, 2022 08:52 PM (rz+/y)

Mister/Missus Graham-McCain basically sucked Biden's dick and stated that he was as good a man as God ever created and that if one has a problem with Biden they are fundamentally themselves flawed human beings.

Understand that about 1/3 to 2/3ds of the GOP identifies with the graft wing of the democrat party socially and psychologically and that both those groups hate the base they "serve."

America has been captured by an essentially Soviet evolutionary takeover the last 30 years by the weaponizing of the civil service and the rise of the "middle party" from the two parties.

Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 08:55 PM (Lzpvj)

291 I'm 80 miles NE of 635. I don't know if that counts as out of Dallas.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2022 08:51 PM (egg9a)

as a kid, I watched them build the LBJ loop

I'm old

Posted by: REDACTED at March 15, 2022 08:55 PM (us2H3)

292 Sigh . . .

During a 14-minute speech just now, Biden announced he has covid (he does not), said Kamala is the "first lady," called Doug Emhoff the "second lady," forgot his UN ambassador's name, and forgot what state his Energy Secretary was governor of.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 15, 2022 08:56 PM (B1Vad)

293 The war of the gods at the end of the 1st age destroyed a lot of Beleriand and Lorien (it had a longer name then) was out of the war zone.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 15, 2022 08:50 PM (eoQWY)

The Big Fight started because one of them got mad and tried to impose a no-fly zone.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 15, 2022 08:56 PM (evAgx)

294 Hey JT !

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at March 15, 2022 08:56 PM (PH1/S)

295 286 Posted by: Oddbob at March 15, 2022 08:54 PM (nfrXX)

Most vehicles it is 300 miles.

That is far more doable, I am giving serious thought to Sunburst Montana or Vulcan Alberta.

Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 08:56 PM (Lzpvj)

296 Ah, thanks. I thought it was something recent Moron Robbie.

Posted by: Eat The Eloi at March 15, 2022 08:56 PM (BvNzB)

297 Ides of March- slaps Cleopatra in the DVD player.
Posted by: Ben Had

I'm gonna watch Top Secret !

Posted by: JT at March 15, 2022 08:57 PM (arJlL)

298 >>>Cat gets milk right from the tap.

The trick is finding a leaky one for self-service.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 15, 2022 08:57 PM (hVqGz)

299 OK, so I'm walking down the stairs past the mother-in-law suite to get to the outside deck to have a smoke. My mother-in-law thinks it's perfectly fine to leave her Door open while she's totally naked changing her diaper. Now I'm looking through all of these boxes to find a salad fork with which to gouge my fucking eyes out with.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Got a soldering gun? lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 15, 2022 08:57 PM (VwHCD)

300 284 Posted by: Moron Robbie - Nothing's Built, Nothing's Back, Nothing's Better at March 15, 2022 08:53 PM (tHxO3)

Yup, and this is AFTER he impugned Graham-McCain's base as defacto klansmen....

fuck the middle party.

Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 08:57 PM (Lzpvj)

301 "If the west coast hates America so much let it be Russia."

if the CA leftists want communism, give it to them good and hard? heh

At this point Russian leaders might be better than western commies, who thrive mostly on the remnants of America land of the free. If they get full commie under current gangsters like Pelosi, or ChiDiFeinstein types .. Doom, DOOM doom.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 15, 2022 08:57 PM (Cus5s)

302 Mister/Missus Graham-McCain basically sucked Biden's dick and stated that he was as good a man as God ever created and that if one has a problem with Biden they are fundamentally themselves flawed human beings.

Yea, cause a guy that rides the hershy hwy is a bible scholar.

Posted by: Infidel at March 15, 2022 08:57 PM (ou23q)

303 as a kid, I watched them build the LBJ loop

I'm old
Posted by: REDACTED at March 15, 2022 08:55 PM (us2H3)

I noted the other day saying that you remembered the Golf Course that Big Town was built on. Damn, that's like two lifetimes ago.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 15, 2022 08:57 PM (evAgx)

304 REDACTED, that is horrible about your old building! A gut punch to my stomach and I haven't even seen it. Old dwellings are treasures. Pearls before swine.

Posted by: LizLem at March 15, 2022 08:58 PM (+mkOR)

305 During a 14-minute speech just now, Biden announced he has covid (he does not), said Kamala is the "first lady," called Doug Emhoff the "second lady," forgot his UN ambassador's name, and forgot what state his Energy Secretary was governor of.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 15, 2022 08:56 PM (B1Vad)

So, Tuesday

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2022 08:58 PM (LKTKP)

306 >>Identify all bridges. Have a plan to blow them.
Barrier plans on major avenues of approach.

There are only two.

And I do.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 15, 2022 08:58 PM (ZLI7S)

307 JT, how'd the Dr's visit go?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 15, 2022 08:58 PM (cagcg)

308 296 Posted by: Eat The Eloi at March 15, 2022 08:56 PM (BvNzB)

Bill D Kristol was replaying it in 2019 and Graham-McCain never disavowed it.

Our choice functionally is between Leninists/Trostskyists, or Stalinists....

we are evidently not allowed anything but communists anymore.

Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 08:58 PM (Lzpvj)

309 305 During a 14-minute speech just now, Biden announced he has covid (he does not), said Kamala is the "first lady," called Doug Emhoff the "second lady," forgot his UN ambassador's name, and forgot what state his Energy Secretary was governor of.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 15, 2022 08:56 PM (B1Vad)

So, Tuesday
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2022 08:58 PM (LKTKP)

Could be worse, could be Monday.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 15, 2022 08:59 PM (z5Vrg)

310 We need more time zones. Everyone needs an opportunity to live in a time zone free of oppression and systemic bias which conforms to their temporal identity.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 15, 2022 08:59 PM (qnVBz)

311 Posted by: Sharkman

That might be the record for cringy undeniable gaffes per minute.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 15, 2022 08:59 PM (rz+/y)

312 JT, how'd the Dr's visit go?
Posted by: Ben Had

She wants me to have a colonoscopy.

Posted by: JT at March 15, 2022 08:59 PM (arJlL)

313 312 JT, how'd the Dr's visit go?
Posted by: Ben Had

She wants me to have a colonoscopy.
Posted by: JT at March 15, 2022 08:59 PM (arJlL


First date?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2022 09:00 PM (LKTKP)

314 279 Posted by: REDACTED at March 15, 2022 08:51 PM (us2H3)

The BosWash corridor will be the proof of the pudding.

The simple answer is "yes" the more complex answer is hopefully the cities battle each other first.

Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 09:01 PM (Lzpvj)

315 288 no longer had the will or the vigor

ah...that old excuse
Posted by: runner at March 15, 2022 08:55 PM (V13WU)

there was a good reason that the elf-maids who *were* still interested kept having to run off with the humans.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 15, 2022 09:01 PM (evAgx)

316 Has anyone ever heard any rumors of a "long time companion" for Lindsay? I haven't which is weird.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 15, 2022 09:01 PM (rz+/y)

317 During a 14-minute speech just now, Biden announced he has covid (he does not), said Kamala is the "first lady," called Doug Emhoff the "second lady," forgot his UN ambassador's name, and forgot what state his Energy Secretary was governor of.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 15, 2022 08:56 PM (B1Vad)

Has he accused the country of never visiting?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 15, 2022 09:01 PM (eGTCV)

318 I live on a hill. Many people in SF do. OTOH, there are plenty of flatlanders too. When the Bridge-and-Tunnel crowd is blocked, there are just a few southern routes into SF and two of them are freeways that can be barricaded. There'll be a lot more action in Oakland.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 15, 2022 09:01 PM (KAi1n)

319 JT, well that's shitty.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 15, 2022 09:02 PM (cagcg)

320 That might be the record for cringy undeniable gaffes per minute.

He has a stutter as a result of childhood trauma and it's cruel of you to keep bring it up.




Pffffffttttt!!

Posted by: Oddbob at March 15, 2022 09:02 PM (nfrXX)

321 Living in the south means we barricade at state lines.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2022 09:02 PM (LKTKP)

322 316 Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 15, 2022 09:01 PM (rz+/y)

Remember me?

//Juan McQueeg hero of Brokeback Caucus

Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 09:02 PM (Lzpvj)

323 JT, well that's shitty.
Posted by: Ben Had

yep !

Posted by: JT at March 15, 2022 09:03 PM (arJlL)

324 During a 14-minute speech just now, Biden announced he has covid (he does not), said Kamala is the "first lady," called Doug Emhoff the "second lady," forgot his UN ambassador's name, and forgot what state his Energy Secretary was governor of.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 15, 2022 08:56 PM (B1Vad)

At this point, if it was a monty python movie, a giant foot or god fist would come down and punch him into the ground hard enough to send his silly ass to middle earth.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 15, 2022 09:03 PM (VwHCD)

325 241 We need more fun and catchy songs about nuclear annihilation and global genocide...
Posted by: Stateless at March 15, 2022 08:38 PM (FsZ2q)
---------

The Atomic Bomb, love song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSgHg-knEQ0

Posted by: Braenyard at March 15, 2022 09:03 PM (vwS2N)

326 ace with an A? I'm Apprehensive.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 15, 2022 09:04 PM (XlDSe)

327 as a kid, I watched them build the LBJ loop

I'm old
Posted by: REDACTED


I remember when the Dallas North Toll Road ended at Arapaho and Preston turned into a two lane blacktop at Arapaho.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2022 09:04 PM (egg9a)

328 >>>The largest animal ever to have lived, the majestic blue whale

That is one beautiful blowhole.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at March 15, 2022 09:04 PM (hVqGz)

329 JT, how'd the Dr's visit go?
Posted by: Ben Had

She wants me to have a colonoscopy.
Posted by: JT

Were those her exact words or did you misread her offering some fartclam play?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2022 09:05 PM (Msys3)

330 Berserker, I swear you rival Ace in descriptive language. I laugh till I cry.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 15, 2022 09:06 PM (cagcg)

331 JT the colonoscopy will be a life altering experience....

bonus points if your cleansing gives you a near death experience...

Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 09:06 PM (Lzpvj)

332 323 JT, well that's shitty.
Posted by: Ben Had

yep !
Posted by: JT at March 15, 2022 09:03 PM (arJlL)

Just wait until you do the prep.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 15, 2022 09:07 PM (II3Gr)

333 >>>What it looks like flying an Airplane... Pilot's eye!

I think the whole point of some of these videos is to entice you to listen to shitty music.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 15, 2022 09:08 PM (hVqGz)

334 I noted the other day saying that you remembered the Golf Course that Big Town was built on. Damn, that's like two lifetimes ago.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 15, 2022 08:57 PM (evAgx)

I believe it was called the Casa View GC

though I never played the cours, I walk across it

like farm land with some buried coffe cans and old cars parts for tee markers

nice

Posted by: REDACTED at March 15, 2022 09:08 PM (us2H3)

335 JT, on the bright side the drugs are awesome.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 15, 2022 09:08 PM (cagcg)

336 "Biden announced he has covid (he does not), said Kamala is the "first lady,"

Maybe they sent Kamala to Poland to try to get her involved enough to maybe start paying attention, since they think Joe's stumbling days may be short? She whiffed when they tried to get her involved in border control.

Or maybe they are setting her up for failure ... but drunk friend of the mob Pelosi would be next. But then they gave us crooked Biden, why not Mafia Pelosi .. she could appoint some of her MS-13 friends to high positions.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 15, 2022 09:09 PM (Cus5s)

337 My marmot should emerge soon from hibernation under the garage slab. He's fun to watch.

Posted by: All gp's Are Liars at March 15, 2022 09:09 PM (qpX6U)

338 332 Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 15, 2022 09:07 PM (II3Gr)

They do appreciate you doing a good job of it.

I go in for my follow up later this week, I was told "good news no biopsies" so that means either big C free or "you are so fucked we did not need to bother."

Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 09:09 PM (Lzpvj)

339 Speaking of tits. Lauren Boebert was on Mark Levin tonight.

She is awesome. Really. She's smart. She gets it. She takes it to the Democrats. Levin was impressed.

Also, Boebert talked about having been on welfare. She said it was just a tot the government wanted you to suck.

I will be in my bunk.

Posted by: blaster at March 15, 2022 09:09 PM (9otr5)

340 >>> Mister/Missus Graham-McCain basically sucked Biden's dick and stated that he was as good a man as God ever created and that if one has a problem with Biden they are fundamentally themselves flawed human beings.

I thankfully do not live in a world where God as I see him and God as Miss Lindsey sees him are the same.

Posted by: LizLem at March 15, 2022 09:10 PM (+mkOR)

341 Also none of you prevents should even be THINKING about Lauren Boebert right now!

Posted by: blaster at March 15, 2022 09:10 PM (9otr5)

342 340 Posted by: LizLem at March 15, 2022 09:10 PM (+mkOR)

It would be a blasphemous statement even if aimed at a literal Saint....

aiming it at Joe "Come into my shower honey" Biden is heresy.

If the middle party is Godly in a Christian sense then I am returning to Nordic Paganism.

Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 09:12 PM (Lzpvj)

343 on the bright side the drugs are awesome.

Oh hell yes!

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 15, 2022 09:12 PM (nxdel)

344 I go in for my follow up later this week, I was told "good news no biopsies" so that means either big C free or "you are so fucked we did not need to bother."
Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 09:09 PM (Lzpvj)

The former is way better than the latter but no gray area either way.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 15, 2022 09:12 PM (II3Gr)

345 I remember when the Dallas North Toll Road ended at Arapaho and Preston turned into a two lane blacktop at Arapaho.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2022 09:04 PM (egg9a)

my uncle owned a Western Auto in Frisco

at that time, it was only game in town

except for the snow cone stand, which was rather good

Posted by: REDACTED at March 15, 2022 09:12 PM (us2H3)

346 I have no problem with a hand up but a hand out for four generations chaps my ass.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 15, 2022 09:13 PM (cagcg)

347 So I'm due for the old colonoscopy myself.

So basically, the trots of death the day before, they drug you so you don't know what they are doing and that's it?

They don't knock you out?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2022 09:14 PM (LKTKP)

348 I was sitting outside a few minutes ago enjoying the nice weather and I see some young girl taking a walk. Looking at her phone the entire time. Sad.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 15, 2022 09:14 PM (nxdel)

349 344 Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 15, 2022 09:12 PM (II3Gr)

Some rons and ettes were concerned last week when I was coping with sis being gone....

The thing is I meant what I typed about "being glad I am past the 1/2 way point of my life."

I do not like it here anymore for the most part. The world has gone literally insane, I have spent 40 years desperately trying my hardest to be sane. The nuts being rewarded for their mental disintegration has me lamenting the future of western civ.

Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 09:14 PM (Lzpvj)

350 America has been captured by an essentially Soviet evolutionary takeover the last 30 years by the weaponizing of the civil service and the rise of the "middle party" from the two parties.
Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 08:55 PM (Lzpvj)

Yes. We are more Soviet than the Russians now

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 15, 2022 09:15 PM (lCui1)

351 347 Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2022 09:14 PM (LKTKP)

depends on your doc and HMO

I was out hard, some are knocked numb, and some folks get no anesthesia at all.

Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 09:15 PM (Lzpvj)

352 "My marmot should emerge soon from hibernation under the garage slab. He's fun to watch."

groundhog was out yesterday ... I need more range time, all my fault (that I missed him). He (they) is dug in around my grainery like the North Vietnamese.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 15, 2022 09:16 PM (Cus5s)

353 They don't knock you out?

You are completely knocked out. You go to sleep in like 3 seconds and wake up and it's all over with. Wish I could fall asleep that fast lol!

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 15, 2022 09:16 PM (nxdel)

354 350 Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 15, 2022 09:15 PM (lCui1)

It is the stone cold truth, and "honest" civil servants recoil like demons in church when you point it out to them with cites.

Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 09:16 PM (Lzpvj)

355 They don't knock you out?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2022 09:14 PM (LKTKP)

I think you get propofol and some other drug that's an amnesic. So you're pretty well gone when they stick the hose up your ass.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 15, 2022 09:17 PM (II3Gr)

356 I do not like it here anymore for the most part. The world has gone literally insane, I have spent 40 years desperately trying my hardest to be sane. The nuts being rewarded for their mental disintegration has me lamenting the future of western civ.
Posted by: sven

This is where I am, sven. Seems to be spiraling faster and faster.

Posted by: Infidel at March 15, 2022 09:17 PM (ou23q)

357 Never had a colonoscopy. The idea just skeeves me out

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 15, 2022 09:18 PM (lCui1)

358 I do not like it here anymore for the most part. The world has gone literally insane, I have spent 40 years desperately trying my hardest to be sane. The nuts being rewarded for their mental disintegration has me lamenting the future of western civ.
Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 09:14 PM (Lzpvj)

I think I understand where you're coming from. Very little makes sense anymore. Hell, I'm not sure it ever made sense but it's gone completely batshit these days.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 15, 2022 09:18 PM (II3Gr)

359 They don't knock you out?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

I had my first about 2 months ago. I closed my eyes and when I opened them I was in recovery. Really easy.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 15, 2022 09:18 PM (rz+/y)

360 This insane world makes Heaven look better by the minute

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 15, 2022 09:18 PM (eGTCV)

361 Ted Cruz showing off his beer muscles on Hannity.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 15, 2022 09:18 PM (SynQw)

362 So it looks like youtube banned Beastie Boys "Fight for your Right"

Posted by: espinostifer at March 15, 2022 09:19 PM (Uzh5E)

363 depends on your doc and HMO

I was out hard, some are knocked numb, and some folks get no anesthesia at all.
Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 09:15 PM (Lzpvj)

If you're on Medicaid you get a tire iron.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 15, 2022 09:19 PM (II3Gr)

364 I do not like it here anymore for the most part. The world has gone literally insane, I have spent 40 years desperately trying my hardest to be sane. The nuts being rewarded for their mental disintegration has me lamenting the future of western civ.
Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 09:14 PM (Lzpvj


A lot of us feel that way, but nothing lasts forever. Even this will pass. The pendulum will swing the other way. And I don't know if you are a believer, but that in and of itself brings much peace from anxiety.

The world is beset by evil. And they know their time is short, so it's two minute drill for them. But we know how the story ends, so be grateful we are under God's dominion. The end is a good one.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2022 09:19 PM (LKTKP)

365 This 9.9 percent beer is the strongest I've ever had. But I'm kind of an innocent

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 15, 2022 09:20 PM (eGTCV)

366 Or maybe they are setting her up for failure .....

Posted by: illiniwek at March 15, 2022 09:09 PM (Cus5s)
------

Wait, wait, setting Kamalala up for failure.
How on earth could they set her up?

Posted by: Braenyard at March 15, 2022 09:20 PM (vwS2N)

367
Boebert talked about having been on welfare. She said it was just a tot the government wanted you to suck.

I like tater tots.

Posted by: Brian Stelter at March 15, 2022 09:20 PM (63Dwl)

368 365 This 9.9 percent beer is the strongest I've ever had. But I'm kind of an innocent
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 15, 2022 09:20 PM (eGTCV)

That's pretty strong for beer. What are you drinking? Belgian ale?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 15, 2022 09:21 PM (II3Gr)

369 First colonoscopy I was sedated but awake, watched some of it on the monitor. Since then, demerol then verced?, then started profocol? that stuff that Michael Jackson's doc kilt him with.

Posted by: Eromero at March 15, 2022 09:21 PM (Ma2wW)

370 Good evening, Horde. What fresh Hell has descended upon us today?

Posted by: Ladyl at March 15, 2022 09:21 PM (TdMsT)

371 Does..uh...anything hurt after the procedure?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2022 09:21 PM (LKTKP)

372 365 This 9.9 percent beer is the strongest I've ever had. But I'm kind of an innocent
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 15, 2022 09:20 PM (eGTCV)

Any much higher than that, you're in Barleywine territory, which is a whole 'nother shootin' match.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 15, 2022 09:21 PM (6FeV1)

373 366 They let her speak in front of a camera.

Posted by: Bete at March 15, 2022 09:21 PM (8E+wy)

374 I think you get propofol and some other drug that's an amnesic. So you're pretty well gone when they stick the hose up your ass.
Posted by: Insomniac

I got propofol. Felt fine upon waking up and drove home. Actually, I drove to the pot store on Mission street and once there, drove home to get my ATM card which I had forgotten to stop off at home and get after the procedure.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 15, 2022 09:22 PM (KAi1n)

375 My beer goggles are so strong ______would look hot.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 15, 2022 09:22 PM (eGTCV)

376 233 John Ekdahl's twitter account has been suspended. Not sure when or why, but he has always played away from the really sharp scissors.

Sign of things to come.
Posted by: Scanner Dan


Because he called Cilliza a retard.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 15, 2022 09:22 PM (zWpOF)

377 >>Does..uh...anything hurt after the procedure?

Your pride.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 15, 2022 09:22 PM (ZLI7S)

378 EKU 28 - 13.something%

Posted by: SFGoth at March 15, 2022 09:22 PM (KAi1n)

379 But we know how the story ends, so be grateful we are under God's dominion. The end is a good one.

Bless you. I needed to see that. Been in such a foul mood lately because of everything happening. A reminder that God is in control is always a good thing.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 15, 2022 09:23 PM (nxdel)

380 I got propofol. Felt fine upon waking up and drove home. Actually, I drove to the pot store on Mission street and once there, drove home to get my ATM card which I had forgotten to stop off at home and get after the procedure.
Posted by: SFGoth at March 15, 2022 09:22 PM (KAi1n


I was worried about that. That I would need someone to drive me home. So you just woke up and felt normal?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2022 09:23 PM (LKTKP)

381 IIRC Boebert said her mom was on welfare when she was a kid.

Posted by: Infidel at March 15, 2022 09:23 PM (ou23q)

382 77 Wait, Putin really make a demand for Alaska?
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 15, 2022 07:56 PM (rz+/y)

It was one of the bureau chiefs who works for him that made the statement last week.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 15, 2022 09:23 PM (sy5kK)

383 Does..uh...anything hurt after the procedure?

Can't speak for everyone but no I had no pain at all.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 15, 2022 09:23 PM (nxdel)

384 That's pretty strong for beer. What are you drinking? Belgian ale?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 15, 2022 09:21 PM (II3Gr)

It's a stout brewed by a microbrewery.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 15, 2022 09:24 PM (eGTCV)

385 377 >>Does..uh...anything hurt after the procedure?

Your pride.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 15, 2022 09:22 PM (ZLI7S)

Lol. Besides that.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2022 09:24 PM (LKTKP)

386 356 Posted by: Infidel at March 15, 2022 09:17 PM (ou23q)

There was a wonderful line in Graves' I, Claudius that captured my feelings and had you told me as a child that I would identify with Antonia I would have laughed at you.

"My mind is made up. I don't want to stay here anymore. I was born into a world of people. It's become a kennel of mad dogs. I've seen my splendid son, Germanicus, murdered, and my grandsons, Drusus, Nero, Gemellus. My grand-daughters are degenerate beyond redemption, and your sister, Livilla, died by my own hand. That was the worst. I should have died then myself."

She was discussing suicide, and I am not but when I am finally done my last thoughts will be God willing he stands true a prayer for my son to succeed where I failed to stem the tide and relief.

A world where "Ray Levine" is a successful "woman" is not one I want to be in.

Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 09:24 PM (Lzpvj)

387 My coworker had a tummy ache the day after her colonoscopy, went to the ER and it turns out they had perforated her intestine.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 15, 2022 09:25 PM (lCui1)

388 Propofol ia no fun. It's like a light switch - lights out, lights on - no mid-conscious euphoria.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 15, 2022 09:25 PM (vwS2N)

389 Never had a colonoscopy. The idea just skeeves me out
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 15, 2022 09:18 PM (lCui1)

I had mine, a 50th birthday present. they gave me a really good sedative. I remember nothing, but was given a clean bill of health, which was a relief after a lifetime of fast food). the cleansing part was less than fun, but there was no pain or cramping. just a strict regimen of clear liquids and then the bottle of stuff the night before.

Seriously. Don't believe the horror stories. It's not that bad.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 15, 2022 09:25 PM (x8Wzq)

390 AlaBAMA they will tell you to bring someone with you to drive you home. Everyone responds differently to anesthesia so they are always cautious. But yeah.. I could have driven myself home.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 15, 2022 09:26 PM (nxdel)

391 Bless you. I needed to see that. Been in such a foul mood lately because of everything happening. A reminder that God is in control is always a good thing.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 15, 2022 09:23 PM (nxdel)


Honestly, I gotta remind myself constantly. I even put up Philippians 4:6-7 on the fridge to remind me about turning over anxiety and worry to God. It's worked wonders for me.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2022 09:26 PM (LKTKP)

392 There is a very good reason why quacks, lunatics, and cranks have historically been driven out of civil society and not held up as exemplars of Progress.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 15, 2022 09:26 PM (6FeV1)

393 364 Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2022 09:19 PM (LKTKP)

I believe God is looking away from America in shame at Roe.

He gave us a lifetime to fix that error and we failed, we are more infanticidal than EUrope who rejects Him out of hand.

God will find a new nation to grace, and we WILL miss Him.

Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 09:26 PM (Lzpvj)

394 390 AlaBAMA they will tell you to bring someone with you to drive you home. Everyone responds differently to anesthesia so they are always cautious. But yeah.. I could have driven myself home.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 15, 2022 09:26 PM (nxdel)

Cool. I'll just say I'm grabbing an Uber and then grab one if I'm still loopy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2022 09:26 PM (LKTKP)

395 God will find a new nation to grace, and we WILL miss Him.
Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 09:26 PM (Lzpvj)

Let's hope they have a decent visa policy....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 15, 2022 09:28 PM (6FeV1)

396 I was worried about that. That I would need someone to drive me home. So you just woke up and felt normal?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

No, I felt fine. It's not normal to have a completely empty alimentary canal. Though I was extra careful on the way home (no big streets) and the thought kept crossing my mind that the next thing I would be talking to a cop who said, "You're telling me you have no recollection of plowing through a dozen people." I should write that movie treatment.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 15, 2022 09:28 PM (KAi1n)

397 387 My coworker had a tummy ache the day after her colonoscopy, went to the ER and it turns out they had perforated her intestine.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 15, 2022 09:25 PM (lCui1


I had my colonoscopy without anesthesia. I was truly shocked at the brute force they use to get the scope around the corners. The intestines are evidently pretty tough, but I'm not surprised if they sometimes get torn.

Posted by: Emmie is unacceptable, eh at March 15, 2022 09:29 PM (6RgRK)

398 Last colonoscopy prep I took the iPad and set on the throne. It was much simpler and easier that way.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 15, 2022 09:30 PM (vwS2N)

399 Mind you, I had arranged to get a hospital-approved transit ride home and take a Yellow cab there. Damned cab driver was so late, after several calls, I bailed and drove myself there. Split the different on the cost of the ride home with the middle-aged Russian woman who was driving. I offered to pay the whole thing since I had booked it and couldn't cancel but she was gracious about my plight and didn't have to drive me.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 15, 2022 09:30 PM (KAi1n)

400 A world where "Ray Levine" is a successful "woman" is not one I want to be in.
Posted by: sven

Let all the toxins that lurk in the mud hatch out.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 15, 2022 09:30 PM (rz+/y)

401 I had my colonoscopy without anesthesia.

Posted by: Emmie is unacceptable,

Holy shit! (Pardon the pun)
How painful was that?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 15, 2022 09:30 PM (lCui1)

402 AlaBAMA I will say this though. If there is any issue you want someone there with you. They came in right after my husbands procedure and told him if he had waited 6 more months he would probably have ended up with cancer. He didn't remember the conversation.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 15, 2022 09:30 PM (nxdel)

403 How long before drinking the prep did it hit?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2022 09:31 PM (LKTKP)

404 I'm having a colonoscopy a week from tomorrow and I'm NOT looking forward to the prep.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 15, 2022 09:31 PM (TdMsT)

405 SFGoth@ 396--Just say it was a SUV, nothing to do with you.

Posted by: Eromero at March 15, 2022 09:31 PM (Ma2wW)

406 >>God will find a new nation to grace, and we WILL miss Him.

Could be His time line is just a bit longer than ours. The Israelites spent a bit longer than that in darkness.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 15, 2022 09:31 PM (ZLI7S)

407 397 Posted by: Emmie is unacceptable, eh at March 15, 2022 09:29 PM (6RgRK)

They can and do, the numbers I was told was a 1.5 in 100,000 chance of tearing severe enough to require observation for the need for surgery.

The doctor and I had a nice chuckle over the idiocy of the general public in risk valuation when we discussed it mocking CUOMO19 hysteria.

He was a foreign born man in his late 50s who said his family was fleeing magic thinking.

Get it done, the pain if the procedure is successful is nearly non-existent but the relief at a cleanish bill is worth gold.

Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 09:32 PM (Lzpvj)

408 "The world has gone literally insane, I have spent 40 years desperately trying my hardest to be sane. The nuts being rewarded for their mental disintegration has me lamenting the future of western civ." Posted by: sven

Western Civ was a real "progression". And even now, with the internet, I see an "Awakening" (opposite of the DeepState forcing of Wokeness). Many leftists are saying "Whoa, this was NOT what we had in mind"

I see some hope for a (4th?) Turning that results in something better, but we may have a battle of the bulge (or whatever better analogy) ahead of us.

Apostle Paul ended up in prison (Paul, Don't Go to Jerusalem, several prophets tried to tell him). Yet he carried on, and there was a lot of darkness ahead, but ... here we are today able to read scripture.

We live in interesting times ... Run your race, finish the course (Paul said ... henceforth there is laid up for me a crown of righteousness).

imo that is the right attitude, Christian or not.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 15, 2022 09:32 PM (Cus5s)

409 One's I've they required someone present to drive me home. I drove but that didn't get me out of the hospital.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 15, 2022 09:32 PM (vwS2N)

410 I still have half a pint of this strongish beer left.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 15, 2022 09:32 PM (eGTCV)

411 406 Posted by: JackStraw at March 15, 2022 09:31 PM (ZLI7S)

I pray you are right Jack, I am weaning myself off thinking the ship is rightable.

I hope you are well.

Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 09:32 PM (Lzpvj)

412
Last colonoscopy prep I took the iPad and set on the throne. It was much simpler and easier that way.
Posted by: Braenyard


I don't think I could swallow an iPad.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 15, 2022 09:32 PM (63Dwl)

413 It is an absolutely gorgeous evening--full moon, no wind and mild temps.

G-D gives you a gift with each new day- treat like the gift it is.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 15, 2022 09:33 PM (cagcg)

414 357 Never had a colonoscopy. The idea just skeeves me out

mrs. chronda signed me up for my first in may. not looking forward to it.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 15, 2022 09:33 PM (edU/H)

415 258 Skip, wonderful news, give him a Horde hug.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 15, 2022 08:23 PM (cagcg)

Yes, this.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 15, 2022 08:45 PM (SH2Zi)

Yep! Great news, Skip.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 15, 2022 09:33 PM (sy5kK)

416 I don't think I could swallow an iPad.

I'm sure he took the iPad mini, not the big one.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 15, 2022 09:34 PM (SchxB)

417 Ti suppose it's time to book a colonoscopy.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 15, 2022 09:34 PM (eGTCV)

418 Hell, just realized I have an endoscopy end of the month. That's the one where they use the clean end of the hose.

Posted by: Eromero at March 15, 2022 09:34 PM (Ma2wW)

419 Colonoscopy this Friday. Joy of joys.

Posted by: Floridachick at March 15, 2022 09:35 PM (B6KrI)

420 G-D gives you a gift with each new day- treat like the gift it is.

Amen to that.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 15, 2022 09:35 PM (nxdel)

421 408 Posted by: illiniwek at March 15, 2022 09:32 PM (Cus5s)

God bless you.

My sister died a high functioning alcoholic with a modest home her own matriarching a family to the best of her ability.

We both grew up in semi-poverty and were raised by a bi-polar alcoholic.

Every member of my family save one is independent not on assistance and hard-working.

We may not be grand champions of the race, but we run hard and fair and that should be enough.

Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 09:35 PM (Lzpvj)

422 In reality, things are looking superb right now. The reins were handed to the people who represent the Hottest of Hot Takes, the most brazen Graft that's ever been Grafted, and where has it got us?

Completely and utterly f*cked.

We're watching an absolutely brutal collapse of the shambling, jackbooted husk of what still passes for "Liberal Progressivism" in real time, all with a population that is armed to the teeth and getting pretty sick of putting up with it all. Liberals and Conservatives both are all learning that there is not one person in Politics right now who is on their team. The State caters only to perverts, criminals, and race hustlers, without even trying to hide it anymore.
That state of affairs can't hold. So it won't.

So all things told, I'm a bit of an optimist about the future of America right now. Things will certainly get worse before they get better, but they will get better.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 15, 2022 09:35 PM (6FeV1)

423 >>> 114
Speaking of selling houses...
How do Capital Gains Taxes work?

For example, using simple, round numbers, say you bought a house for $100K and put down 20%, leaving you with an $80K mortgage. About 5 years later you sell your house for $150K and your mortgage balance is $75K.

So you leave the house with a check for $75K. How much of that is taxed for gains?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 15, 2022 08:07 PM (NN1Kg)

Check the current forms but it should be 0 *if* this has been your primary residence for 2 (?) of the last 5 years. 250k was exempt for tax year 2020, and iirc that would have been your "gain" less any improvements.
I am not nor have I ever been an accountant of any kind, so, check the current forms and maybe ask someone who gets paid to do this stuff.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 15, 2022 09:35 PM (llON8)

424 413 It is an absolutely gorgeous evening--full moon, no wind and mild temps.

G-D gives you a gift with each new day- treat like the gift it is.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 15, 2022 09:33 PM (cagcg)

Words to live by, {{{Ben Had}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at March 15, 2022 09:35 PM (TdMsT)

425 >>I hope you are well.

Thanks sven. As well as any of us right now.

I hope you find strength. I don't think we are meant to give in no matter how dark it looks and it will take all of us.

Besides, our enemies are actual morons.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 15, 2022 09:36 PM (ZLI7S)

426 Seriously. Don't believe the horror stories. It's not that bad.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 15, 2022 09:25 PM (x8Wzq)


But pay attention to every fricking detail of the prep routine!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 15, 2022 09:36 PM (hOUT3)

427 371 Does..uh...anything hurt after the procedure?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2022 09:21 PM (LKTKP)


My experience afterward was no particular pain. They blow some gas in there (carbon dioxide?) and if it doesn't all get released during the procedure, you may be a little tooty. The bowel-clearing part is somewhat of a nuisance, but it's kinda nice to feel empty afterward.

Posted by: Emmie is unacceptable, eh at March 15, 2022 09:37 PM (6RgRK)

428 Last one they took 26 polyps.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 15, 2022 09:37 PM (vwS2N)

429 Sunday is the first day of spring and I'm sure all the snow will be gone

course, the first year I lived in New England, it snowed 4 feet on March 31

yep, April fool

Posted by: REDACTED at March 15, 2022 09:37 PM (us2H3)

430 I'm drinking beer and watching Oak Island. I almost care?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 15, 2022 09:37 PM (eGTCV)

431 >>> The thing is I meant what I typed about "being glad I am past the 1/2 way point of my life."
I do not like it here anymore for the most part. The world has gone literally insane, I have spent 40 years desperately trying my hardest to be sane. The nuts being rewarded for their mental disintegration has me lamenting the future of western civ.
Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 09:14 PM (Lzpvj)

Anne Rice could be a ditz, but one of the things I liked in her vampire diaries was that often it was the vampires doing themselves in vs an enemy that ended their life. Many couldn't cope and adjust to a shifting, changing world over time and willingly walked into flames to end it. No mobs with torches needed. Immortality is a golden curse.

I'm still young and living with the evil machinations of people within in one century is hard enough some days. Living centuries and seeing centuries of evil would potentially get unbearable. (Of course you also see centuries of the good too).

Posted by: LizLem at March 15, 2022 09:37 PM (+mkOR)

432 Ladyl, I do

Posted by: Ben Had at March 15, 2022 09:38 PM (cagcg)

433 G-D gives you a gift with each new day- treat like the gift it is.

Amen to that.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB

We have a little sign in the shower that reminds us to "Begin each day with a grateful heart".

I really like that reminder.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2022 09:38 PM (Msys3)

434 I dunno. I'll just opt for the cologuard type test if it comes up.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 15, 2022 09:38 PM (lCui1)

435 AlaBAMA I will say this though. If there is any issue you want someone there with you. They came in right after my husbands procedure and told him if he had waited 6 more months he would probably have ended up with cancer. He didn't remember the conversation.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 15, 2022 09:

The Mrs and I always go with each other to doctor appointments for exactly the reason you stated. Two people hear the same thing and both ask questions.

Posted by: President of your local teachers union at March 15, 2022 09:38 PM (+3ARs)

436 428 Last one they took 26 polyps.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 15, 2022 09:37 PM (vwS2N


Hope you got a receipt!

J/k. Hope all is well!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2022 09:39 PM (LKTKP)

437 I inda miss the old days, tax wise

yeah, they were high but even whores were deductible

Posted by: REDACTED at March 15, 2022 09:39 PM (us2H3)

438 Most hospitals will not let you start this operation unless you have a real driver present, NOT an uber!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 15, 2022 09:39 PM (hOUT3)

439 Off commie union sock.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 15, 2022 09:40 PM (+3ARs)

440 The worst part of my recent colonoscopy was securing a driver who would need to sign in and sit there during my entire procedure. I live alone, have no S.O., my only family is in another state, and all of my friends work for a living so it's awkward to ask non-family members to give up their day so that I may have a camera rammed up my ass.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at March 15, 2022 09:40 PM (DTX3h)

441 434 I dunno. I'll just opt for the cologuard type test if it comes up.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 15, 2022 09:38 PM (lCui1)

What's that? Non-invasive?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2022 09:40 PM (LKTKP)

442 They'd have to give FJB a colonoscopy in order to perform a brain scan on him.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 15, 2022 09:40 PM (QzJWU)

443 398 Last colonoscopy prep I took the iPad and set on the throne. It was much simpler and easier that way.

oh, my. i think mrs. chronda got the both of us scheduled for the same day. might be a problem; we only have one toilet.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 15, 2022 09:40 PM (edU/H)

444 Hi Ben Had! Saw your post earlier but had to step out.

I'm doing good, and thanks for asking. Hope all is well with you, too. I so enjoy the fine people in our little community here.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 15, 2022 09:40 PM (sy5kK)

445 We have a little sign in the shower that reminds us to "Begin each day with a grateful heart".

Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2022 09:38 PM (Msys3)

"...preferably the one of your enemy."

Posted by: ... at March 15, 2022 09:40 PM (dscaa)

446 438 Most hospitals will not let you start this operation unless you have a real driver present, NOT an uber!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 15, 2022 09:39 PM (hOUT3


Which keeps many people from getting the procedure. Seems kinda stupid.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2022 09:41 PM (LKTKP)

447 G-D gives you a gift with each new day- treat like the gift it is.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 15, 2022 09:33 PM (cagcg)


{{{Ben Had}}}
As usual, Ben Had captures so much of life in a simple sentence!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 15, 2022 09:42 PM (hOUT3)

448 I don't know why but a colonoscopy makes me think of the original money pit.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 15, 2022 09:42 PM (eGTCV)

449 445 We have a little sign in the shower that reminds us to "Begin each day with a grateful heart".

Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2022 09:38 PM (Msys3)

"...preferably the one of your enemy."
Posted by: ... at March 15, 2022 09:40 PM (dscaa)

Now this I can support.

I honestly have a problem with gratitude, appreciation, etc. Rarely if ever do I experience it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 15, 2022 09:42 PM (II3Gr)

450 403 How long before drinking the prep did it hit?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2022 09:31 PM (LKTKP)


I'm not even sure if they use the same stuff I took these days, but I thought I was going to take the first however many ounces, do a few dishes, and then camp out in the bathroom. I did not even get the sink filled before I had to abandon the dishes.

Posted by: Emmie is unacceptable, eh at March 15, 2022 09:42 PM (6RgRK)

451 Most hospitals will not let you start this operation unless you have a real driver present, NOT an uber

This. Dad dropped me off and came in and gave them a phone number to call him. He left and had beers (fri happy hour) with his buddy. He picked me up 5 mins after they called him.

Posted by: Infidel at March 15, 2022 09:42 PM (ou23q)

452 >>>so it's awkward to ask non-family members to give up their day so that I may have a camera rammed up my ass.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM]
-----------

Waitress at the cafe?

Posted by: Braenyard at March 15, 2022 09:43 PM (vwS2N)

453 Which keeps many people from getting the procedure. Seems kinda stupid.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2022 09:41 PM (LKTKP)


Blame our litigious society!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 15, 2022 09:43 PM (hOUT3)

454 ONT ist genudend.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 15, 2022 09:43 PM (S44Wv)

455 Speaking of tits. Lauren Boebert was on Mark Levin tonight.

She is awesome. Really. She's smart. She gets it. She takes it to the Democrats. Levin was impressed.

Also, Boebert talked about having been on welfare. She said it was just a tot the government wanted you to suck.

I will be in my bunk.
Posted by: blaster at March 15, 2022 09:09 PM (9otr5)

MTG has been on Timcast IRL a couple of times. I'm a big fan.

It's sad that so many on the right buy the smearing of her and Boebert. You would think we would know better by now.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 15, 2022 09:43 PM (rF64X)

456 I do colonoscopy preps for fun and profit.

Actually no, but I do about four a year as it alleviates my Crohn's symptoms. I call it a "clean out".

I've always suspected nasty bacteria to be related to gut issues, long before #Science caught on. And I discovered by accident that "colonoscopies" seemed to fix me for a time, even after long periods of suffering. Didn't take much for me to realize it was the prep.

Have a love/hate relationship with it, as it gives me a good ten weeks of feeling pretty freakin' good.

Posted by: ... at March 15, 2022 09:43 PM (dscaa)

457 is it just me or has the USPS gotten even worse than they were ?

Posted by: REDACTED at March 15, 2022 09:43 PM (us2H3)

458 might be a problem; we only have one toilet.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 15, 2022 09:40 PM (edU/H)


You are correct.

Posted by: Emmie is unacceptable, eh at March 15, 2022 09:44 PM (6RgRK)

459 ..., hahahah, I love it.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 15, 2022 09:44 PM (cagcg)

460
"...preferably the one of your enemy."
Posted by: ... at March 15, 2022 09:40 PM (dscaa)


I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 15, 2022 09:44 PM (TdMsT)

461 Gope killed off the Tea Party, why are we surprised they do the same to Trumpers?

Posted by: Eromero at March 15, 2022 09:45 PM (Ma2wW)

462 I honestly have a problem with gratitude, appreciation, etc. Rarely if ever do I experience it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 15, 2022 09:42 PM (II3Gr)

Joking aside, that's sad and I'm sorry to hear it. A grateful heart crowds out a lot of nasty feelings. But I think, as in your case, it also works the other way around.

Honestly you could likley do with some behavioral therapy - it targets thoughts, feelings and actions. Usually you go after one like a terrier, and the other two tend to follow.

But you have to be arsed to do something about how you're living.

Posted by: ... at March 15, 2022 09:47 PM (dscaa)

463
Most hospitals will not let you start this operation unless you have a real driver present, NOT an uber

That's why I've never had it done. I also would like to have a "thing" removed from my foot but cannot because of the need for accompaniment.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 15, 2022 09:49 PM (63Dwl)

464 I dunno. I'll just opt for the cologuard type test if it comes up.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 15, 2022 09:38 PM (lCui1)

What's that? Non-invasive?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

you wanna mess with your doctor. when you next get asked for a stool sample...drink lots and lots of grape koolade, enough to turn your poo bright kelly green. give the doctor that sample, plead ignorance that it's been that color all your life.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (k1UTF) - at March 15, 2022 09:49 PM (k1UTF)

465 460
"...preferably the one of your enemy."
Posted by: ... at March 15, 2022 09:40 PM (dscaa)


I so love this place.

Posted by: Floridachick at March 15, 2022 09:49 PM (B6KrI)

466
When does voting for Democrats or RINOs change from being horribly stupid and short-sided, to actually become a criminal act?

By defunding police and electing Soros-funded DA's I guess my statement should be stated in the past tense.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 15, 2022 09:49 PM (sy5kK)

467 Insom, well guy, your wit is worthy of appreciation.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 15, 2022 09:49 PM (cagcg)

468 "We may not be grand champions of the race, but we run hard and fair and that should be enough." Posted by: sven

Everyone has their own race, you sound like grand champions to me ... don't stop now. "to your own self be true" and all that. But indeed, we must each figure out our own course, I prefer to believe that God is keeping score accurately and precisely. Carry On.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 15, 2022 09:50 PM (Cus5s)

469 Unfortunately the cologuard is practically useless. A colonoscopy is one of the easiest procedures to deal with and the benefits are immeasurable. I feel like one of these fake vax story people but I know a guy in his late 40's who had colon cancer and died, and just wished he'd gone for one as he had a family history.

The drink sucks but that's it. The propofol is lovely. You're out and then it's done. Best sleep you've ever had. It feels like you've been dead but in the most amazing possible way.

Posted by: ... at March 15, 2022 09:52 PM (dscaa)

470 "so it's awkward to ask non-family members to give up their day so that I may have a camera rammed up my ass."

surely there is a YouTube on how to do DIY this at home.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 15, 2022 10:09 PM (Cus5s)

471 This is random. I just logged on after drinking that prep shit for a colonoscopy tomorrow. I did the colour test and it was positive. Hopefully I don't have ass cancer

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 15, 2022 10:43 PM (WF/xn)

472

Really EASY, fix-it
Cut+Paste,
remove --> twitter.com
use --> nitter.moomoo.me

https://nitter.moomoo.me
/SteveInmanUIC/status
/1503570562345406474

Posted by: zigzag at March 16, 2022 02:33 AM (ZFwok)

473 These section of Ace has been completely RUINED now that POS Instagram put in the "age-restricted content" block, so you have to sign up for Instagram to view it. Just one more reason to NOT sign up for Instagram.

Posted by: Djung at March 16, 2022 12:16 PM (Z66IB)

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