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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Zettai at March 11, 2022 10:00 PM (ae8Of)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ The easy graft is always up front! ~ at March 11, 2022 10:00 PM (hOUT3)
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Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ The easy graft is always up front! ~ at March 11, 2022 10:01 PM (hOUT3)
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It's FriDAY!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 11, 2022 10:03 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at March 11, 2022 10:03 PM (VqNuf)
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Posted by: Adriane the Obviously Critic ... at March 11, 2022 10:03 PM (okV1R)
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Posted by: Adriane the Obviously Critic ... at March 11, 2022 10:04 PM (okV1R)
Posted by: Nova local at March 11, 2022 10:04 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Javems at March 11, 2022 10:06 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 11, 2022 10:06 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Lotta nerve at March 11, 2022 10:06 PM (JdcHc)
Posted by: Dr. T at March 11, 2022 10:06 PM (tp+tP)
Japan has a suica card. Suica means watermelon. I don't know why.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 11, 2022 10:06 PM (YvFkn)
Love you all, and Robert The Cat will no doubt mention my shortcomings.
(shrug) he does that, what can you do.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 11, 2022 10:07 PM (m0zqP)
Posted by: JT at March 11, 2022 10:07 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Pugs are goofy at March 11, 2022 10:08 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2022 10:09 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 11, 2022 10:10 PM (vdlzX)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 11, 2022 10:11 PM (+lVUW)
Staff there is good people.
ONT Greetings, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 11, 2022 10:12 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 11, 2022 10:12 PM (Xrfse)
I hope things are going OK-ish ...
Posted by: Adriane the Obviously Critic ... at March 11, 2022 10:04 PM (okV1R)
Things are good here, thanks for asking. Still getting used to the idea of both parents being gone, but thankful that I had them as long as I did (Mom was 80 and Dad was 90).
So many people don't have that many years with their parents.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at March 11, 2022 10:13 PM (VqNuf)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 11, 2022 10:11 PM (+lVUW)
What?
No veal?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2022 10:13 PM (axyOa)
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Yes but cars (wheels) come with doors. Buses come with doors. Planes come with doors. I bet Flying Saucers come with doors (and probably no wheels - wheels are so last millenium).
Posted by: Ciampino at March 11, 2022 10:13 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. Looks into 12 mile deep hole at March 11, 2022 10:14 PM (n/szn)
Doors. Every house and building has tons of doors. ...and each car has doors, too. Bicycles are a problem, I admit.
Posted by: t-bird at March 11, 2022 10:14 PM (DMQdU)
There is more ice in the Arctic now than there was at this time in 2006. You think this would occasion rejoicing - the polar bears are happy, the seals are happy, and the fragile Arctic ecosystem is preserved.
Yet, somehow, they don't want to discuss this - they glumly acknowledge that:
Average Arctic sea ice extent for February 2022 was 14.61 million square kilometers (5.64 million square miles), ranking fourteenth lowest in the satellite record., without providing more details.
OTOH, Antarctic ice is at its lowest extent ever, and they talk a lot about that. But if you look at their analysis, there is absolutely no trend in Antarctic ice minima over time. Sad!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 11, 2022 10:14 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Garth Stonehocker at March 11, 2022 10:14 PM (gWAUD)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at March 11, 2022 10:14 PM (VqNuf)
Posted by: Javems at March 11, 2022 10:06 PM (AmoqO)
Doors also have wheels, like garage doors. I'd go with doors, but barely.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 11, 2022 10:15 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 11, 2022 10:15 PM (lCui1)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 11, 2022 10:16 PM (YvFkn)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at March 11, 2022 10:14 PM (VqNuf)
Butterfly knife. Nerds and gangsters learn how to flip them open. Like a Boss.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Pugs are goofy at March 11, 2022 10:16 PM (x8Wzq)
Add the working and living conditions of the casual cobalt miners in the Congo, and amny of them are kids, so everyone using and EV and supporting sanctions needs to burn with their EV in the garage.
Posted by: Ciampino at March 11, 2022 10:16 PM (qfLjt)
Maybe you could tell me things I should try. I don't know.
Posted by: Robert the Cat (TM) at March 11, 2022 10:16 PM (m0zqP)
Posted by: davidt at March 11, 2022 10:16 PM (bgR2+)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at March 11, 2022 10:14 PM (VqNuf)
butterfly knife
Posted by: a dude in MI at March 11, 2022 10:17 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Dogbert at March 11, 2022 10:17 PM (Z9HSN)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 11, 2022 10:17 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: sassy at March 11, 2022 10:17 PM (xSICi)
But I've never mistake a pizza cutter for a door key.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2022 10:18 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief
Lots of lessons and memories ...
Posted by: Adriane the Obviously Critic ... at March 11, 2022 10:18 PM (okV1R)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 11, 2022 10:19 PM (YFAIE)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 11, 2022 10:19 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. Looks into 12 mile deep hole at March 11, 2022 10:14 PM (n/szn)
Yep - student film from RIT:
tinyurl.com/PerpetualMotionFilm
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at March 11, 2022 10:19 PM (VqNuf)
Posted by: jeff at March 11, 2022 10:19 PM (+4Xcc)
Posted by: davidt at March 11, 2022 10:19 PM (bgR2+)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2022 10:20 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 11, 2022 10:20 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 11, 2022 10:20 PM (4I/2K)
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 11, 2022 10:21 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: t-bird at March 11, 2022 10:21 PM (9Fwwf)
Posted by: Zettai at March 11, 2022 10:22 PM (Af8VI)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
Balisong
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 11, 2022 10:22 PM (lCui1)
So many people don't have that many years with their parents.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at March 11, 2022 10:13 PM (VqNuf)
Same boat, my family lost both in 7week timeframe. Its almost been a month and feels strangely much longer
Posted by: a dude in MI at March 11, 2022 10:22 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2022 10:22 PM (LKTKP)
You know, fuck this question. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 11, 2022 10:22 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Javems at March 11, 2022 10:23 PM (AmoqO)
My son could use a few prayers. He had surgery last Tuesday to remove a part of his bowel that had been damaged by diverticulitis. His recovery has been slow, but, no signs of infection or sepsis. Thank the Lord.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Pugs are goofy at March 11, 2022 10:23 PM (x8Wzq)
Butterfly knife. Nerds and gangsters learn how to flip them open. Like a Boss.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
heheheh junior-ette has one of those. total spaz with it too. i refuse to sharpen it for her until she can open it one handed without dropping it or lookijg spastic while doing so. on the other hand, she totes bruised the coon dog shit out of my ribs in sparring today. sneaky fast damned teenager.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at March 11, 2022 10:23 PM (IJES/)
And toys.
Posted by: Stateless at March 11, 2022 10:23 PM (FsZ2q)
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Yes but cars (wheels) come with doors. Buses come with doors. Planes come with doors. I bet Flying Saucers come with doors (and probably no wheels - wheels are so last millenium).
Posted by: Ciampino at March 11, 2022 10:13 PM (qfLjt)
But my computer chair and kitchen cart have no doors, but still 4 wheels each...and do doors count on a Hot Wheels car if they don't open. And do wheels count if they don't spin...aka, how much has to be real vs just painted on?
Posted by: Nova local at March 11, 2022 10:23 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 11, 2022 10:20 PM (3cGpq)
Always wanted to ask them exactly what is the perfect temperature for the earth, where on the entire earth's surface should it be measured, and when should it be measured?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ The easy graft is always up front! ~ at March 11, 2022 10:24 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
prayers up, pug.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at March 11, 2022 10:24 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: Robert the Cat (TM) at March 11, 2022 10:24 PM (m0zqP)
My son could use a few prayers. He had surgery last Tuesday to remove a part of his bowel that had been damaged by diverticulitis. His recovery has been slow, but, no signs of infection or sepsis. Thank the Lord.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Pugs are goofy at March 11, 2022 10:23 PM (x8Wzq
Friend of mine has that too. It's a tough thing to live with. But doable. Prayers up!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2022 10:24 PM (LKTKP)
Go Reese 91-03!
Posted by: GWB at March 11, 2022 10:24 PM (Vry30)
she has the same reaction to baby buffalo in Yellowstone.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Pugs are goofy at March 11, 2022 10:25 PM (x8Wzq)
So - Has the Ukraine fallen yet? Cant tell what the hell is going on from over here.
Posted by: Publius Redux at March 11, 2022 10:25 PM (NRIhc)
My mom- gone a month- lost one parent in elementary school and the other in high school.
Posted by: t-bird at March 11, 2022 10:25 PM (1vynn)
One of their graduates had come up with that a few years earlier as a student film - she won several awards for it!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at March 11, 2022 10:26 PM (VqNuf)
My son could use a few prayers. He had surgery last Tuesday to remove a part of his bowel that had been damaged by diverticulitis. His recovery has been slow, but, no signs of infection or sepsis. Thank the Lord.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Pugs are goofy at March 11, 2022 10:23 PM (x8Wzq)
But of course...
Prayers that he's passing gas with class, by next mass.
Amen!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 11, 2022 10:27 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: exdem13 at March 11, 2022 10:27 PM (W+kMI)
Pug, prayers up for you, your son, your entire family, and the hospital staff taking care of your boy!.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ The easy graft is always up front! ~ at March 11, 2022 10:27 PM (hOUT3)
This is great! Where's the snow?
Posted by: Midwest Polar Bears at March 11, 2022 10:28 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2022 10:28 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: exdem13 at March 11, 2022 10:28 PM (W+kMI)
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Greetings. Must be nice, to look at Victoria harbor at night....
Posted by: runner at March 11, 2022 10:29 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 11, 2022 10:29 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at March 11, 2022 10:29 PM (6jpby)
Posted by: Publius Redux at March 11, 2022 10:25 PM (NRIhc)
No...and on Instapundit, he linked a tweet that said Putin is unhappy with FSB and has put 2 FSB Foreign Intelligence Branch folks (Beseda, head of "the Service" and Bolukh, head of DOI) under house arrest...no idea if this is b/c they lied about how easy this would be, or if they were starting to undermine him b/c it wasn't easy and Putin was getting impatient...
Posted by: Nova local at March 11, 2022 10:29 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ The easy graft is always up front! ~ at March 11, 2022 10:27 PM (hOUT3)
the folks taking care of him are doing a great job. And the surgeon spent a lot of time making sure things were done right.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Pugs are goofy at March 11, 2022 10:29 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: a dude in MI at March 11, 2022 10:22 PM (+I6Y/)
I am so sorry!
Mom passed 2 years ago; Dad last week. I don't think I could handle losing both of them so close together - condolences to you and your family.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at March 11, 2022 10:30 PM (VqNuf)
So very true. My biological dad died when I was 35, step dad when I was 45. My sweet mama made it to just shy of her 89th birthday and I was uh... 29. But you are so right. Enjoy those times with your parents.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 11, 2022 10:30 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
all your doors are belong to us.
Posted by: ethiopian pirates wheels at March 11, 2022 10:31 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: Iris at March 11, 2022 10:31 PM (6lKe4)
Posted by: Nova local at March 11, 2022 10:31 PM (exHjb)
My son could use a few prayers. He had surgery last Tuesday to remove a part of his bowel that had been damaged by diverticulitis. His recovery has been slow, but, no signs of infection or sepsis. Thank the Lord.
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Was in the hospital last autumn for bowel treatment, so I will definitely ask the LORD right now to bless your son and grant him healing of the body and spirit.
Posted by: exdem13 at March 11, 2022 10:31 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 11, 2022 10:31 PM (nxdel)
Forgot to add that it needs a comma after 'products' and after 'labor' otherwise it's nonsense.
Posted by: Ciampino at March 11, 2022 10:31 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: ethiopian pirates wheels at March 11, 2022 10:31 PM (IJES/)
Oh yeah? Don't make me pull out my pizza cutter...
Posted by: Boswell at March 11, 2022 10:32 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at March 11, 2022 10:32 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 11, 2022 10:32 PM (Xrfse)
Touch them with your Healing, Dear Lord. In Jesus' Name, Amen.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 11, 2022 10:32 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Javems at March 11, 2022 10:32 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: davidt at March 11, 2022 10:33 PM (bgR2+)
Posted by: Nova local at March 11, 2022 10:29 PM (exHjb)
And then the murders began...
Posted by: Boswell at March 11, 2022 10:33 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Pugs are goofy at March 11, 2022 10:29 PM (x8Wzq)
The hospital staff (Surgeons and attending staff) are critical people in recovery and they often get forgotten in prayers!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ The easy graft is always up front! ~ at March 11, 2022 10:34 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
And all those cabinets, closets, microwave, washing machines, toaster ovens.
Posted by: t-bird at March 11, 2022 10:34 PM (pbStR)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 11, 2022 10:34 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: davidt at March 11, 2022 10:33 PM (bgR2+)
A lockset is not a sandwich.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 11, 2022 10:35 PM (P4LRL)
The good thing is that, while slow, as long as there are no complications, your son should be back in business and free of pain in due time!
FWIW, I haven't had any gut issues since.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at March 11, 2022 10:35 PM (VqNuf)
Posted by: Zettai at March 11, 2022 10:36 PM (AZFdl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 11, 2022 10:36 PM (P3gRi)
When you've spent two years in the world's most impenetrable Covid bubble (no one gets near Putin without quarantining for two weeks first), and you conduct all your business via Zoom calls or having your advisers sitting fifty feet away from you, you're not going to get honest assessments.
There is a chance that under normal conditions, one of his senior advisors would have walked into Putin's office, closed the door, pulled out a bottle of vodka, and said "Vladimir Vladmirovich, we need to talk." (Putin allegedly doesn't drink vodka, but you get the idea.)
That obviously didn't happen.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 11, 2022 10:37 PM (I2/tG)
This might interest him (and you) - this guy's story is pretty famous in the carnivore world
http://roarofwolverine.com/archives/412
TL;DR botched colonoscopy complications caused him to lose almost all his intestines and eventually got an intestinal transplant; and how eating meat helped him survive.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 11, 2022 10:37 PM (lCui1)
Someone should ask Jonah Goldbrick if a car's trunk lid and hood are doors. That should keep him twittering for a couple of weeks.
Posted by: a.moron at March 11, 2022 10:37 PM (F6Xpw)
His exact words were "fuck it, just do it." He felt better almost immediately afterward. I am just glad his mom wasn't there to see the mess. And so was he. His mom frets.
My son is strong. And cranky.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Pugs are goofy at March 11, 2022 10:38 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: MkY at March 11, 2022 10:38 PM (cPGH3)
Looking at history it was not so long ago that the various forms of Christianity were locked in violent struggle, but it appears that out of the actual believers (not you Jorge Mario Bergoglio) there is a real willingness to work together now.
And, while secular Jews have joined the enemy, religious Jews are also seeking closer ties with Christians.
But Islam is a tough bridge to cross. Islam is a mix of Christianity, Judaism and...pagan Arabic beliefs. Theologically it is a mess. And politically, well, observant Muslims recently called a Jihad against us. Looking at Saudi and the Arabic world they *might* be reconsidering the logic of that now but it isn't clear.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 11, 2022 10:38 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Publius Redux at March 11, 2022 10:25 PM (NRIhc)
No...and on Instapundit, he linked a tweet that said Putin is unhappy with FSB and has put 2 FSB Foreign Intelligence Branch folks (Beseda, head of "the Service" and Bolukh, head of DOI) under house arrest...no idea if this is b/c they lied about how easy this would be, or if they were starting to undermine him b/c it wasn't easy and Putin was getting impatient...
Posted by: Nova local at March 11, 2022 10:29 PM (exHjb)
I was looking around the net today and noticed that I could easily find stories supporting whatever narrative I wanted to believe. There's no way in hell to know what's actually going on.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 11, 2022 10:38 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Pugs are goofy at March 11, 2022 10:38 PM (x8Wzq)
Cranky is good...shows his spirit is up!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 11, 2022 10:39 PM (BgMrQ)
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it's in a big mess, no central control probably. militias are running things locally, probably. Russian forces around Kiev regrouped and looks like all barrels around Kiev are pointing at Kiev. NO one knows what really goes on in Moscow, no intelligence assets to speak of.
Posted by: runner at March 11, 2022 10:39 PM (V13WU)
FWIW, I haven't had any gut issues since.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at March 11, 2022 10:35 PM (VqNuf)
Gracias. And Son has no signs of infection or sepsis. Just a slow recovery.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Pugs are goofy at March 11, 2022 10:39 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Weirddave at March 11, 2022 10:40 PM (GpUUo)
121 I started out with doors. Then realized our car had 4 wheels, but 5 doors... my truck, 2 doors, but have a tractor, a Bobcat, a mower. No doors there. Also a go-cart, a spreader, a tiller. NO doors. The house can't make up for those.
Posted by: MkY at March 11, 2022 10:38 PM (cPGH3)
Easily can. Counting cabinets, your talking 30-40 doors per house.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2022 10:40 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Oops. forgot interior doors.
Posted by: MkY at March 11, 2022 10:40 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: Theodore at March 11, 2022 10:40 PM (GJnvT)
Posted by: MkY
Tough one...structures, doors lots of doors. Industry, transportation, wheels, lots of wheels.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 11, 2022 10:41 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Pugs are goofy at March 11, 2022 10:41 PM (x8Wzq)
Aren't gears technically levers?
Posted by: Weirddave
Levers in wheel form.
Posted by: davidt at March 11, 2022 10:42 PM (bgR2+)
So I'm gonna say "No" to rapprochement or an alliance of mutual interest.
Posted by: a.moron at March 11, 2022 10:42 PM (F6Xpw)
Posted by: klaftern@yahoo.com at March 11, 2022 10:42 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: chris+opher at March 11, 2022 10:42 PM (ckPhE)
And onto stupider subjects...I'm going with wheels.
Think of every 18 wheeler and every train. Every shopping cart in every huge box store with so few doors. Every bicycle.
And for the win...think of the types of wheel and axles used in everyday equipment.
Is a door knob a wheel and axle? I say yes.
https://tinyurl.com/yckrmzfw
Posted by: Stateless at March 11, 2022 10:42 PM (FsZ2q)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 11, 2022 10:42 PM (+4oV5)
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Lightning, no E
Posted by: Ciampino at March 11, 2022 10:43 PM (qfLjt)
I dont understand it at all!
Posted by: LASue at March 11, 2022 10:43 PM (Ed8Zd)
If hinges are technically wheels, us Door people are screwed.
Posted by: t-bird at March 11, 2022 10:43 PM (l0Lgi)
Posted by: Some Rat at March 11, 2022 10:44 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 11, 2022 10:44 PM (P4LRL)
Qutb spent time there and was...outraged.
And yet his successors were willing to ally with GloboHomo...in one of the oddest alliances in human history. They both, it appears, thought the other to be weak and easy to beat once American Christianity was broken. And...GloboHomo got the better of that one I'd say, even if our pedoelites were embarrassed in 'Stan.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 11, 2022 10:45 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: davidt at March 11, 2022 10:45 PM (bgR2+)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2022 10:28 PM (LKTKP)
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so - the initial thinking would be that doors might outnumber wheels. However, if you think that most houses have at least one car (that's 6 wheels - 4 on the mounts, a spare and a steering wheel and NOT counting any wheels in the motor that, say drive belts, etc.) and one bicycle (2 wheels) usually some type of skateboard, roller-skates or scooter (let's say 2 wheels to be conservative) and at least a few toy trucks/cars/trains for the kids - so lets say 4 wheels to be conservative, then wheels are starting to catch up, and that's just the obvious wheels. Now, add the wheels in sliding doors, the wheels that are on your garage door opener, and the wheels on that movable table in the kitchen etc. and you start to see that there are a hell of a lot more wheels than you think about. Now, think about the average airport. There are not that many doors, but there sure as sh*t a lot of luggage pieces with wheels, luggage carts and conveyer bets that are, essentially nothing but wheels and the answer seems to be leaning towards wheels. We use wheels . . . a lot.
Posted by: Publius Redux at March 11, 2022 10:45 PM (NRIhc)
I dont understand it at all!
Posted by: LASue at March 11, 2022 10:43 PM (Ed8Zd)
I've joked that if everything falls apart and I've got to decide between joining up with the woketards or with the Cartels, I'm going with the Cartels. At least they still believe there's only two genders.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 11, 2022 10:45 PM (evAgx)
I dunno. Is the wheel of life a door to the future?
Stupid internet stuff.
(Grumbles)
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at March 11, 2022 10:46 PM (m9HtY)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Pugs are goofy at March 11, 2022 10:46 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Ladyl
Heh, as often as you laugh your ass off, your legs must attach at your waist. (Big ole smiley face icon here!)
Posted by: Some Rat at March 11, 2022 10:46 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford at March 11, 2022 10:47 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 11, 2022 10:47 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT at March 11, 2022 10:47 PM (7SiKm)
Posted by: CppThis at March 11, 2022 10:47 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: LASue at March 11, 2022 10:43 PM (Ed8Zd
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2022 10:48 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: davidt
A spherical wheel is a ball.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 11, 2022 10:48 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Fauxcahontas at March 11, 2022 10:48 PM (l0Lgi)
Posted by: Some Rat at March 11, 2022 10:48 PM (r1z5A)
Consider a spherical sphere in a vacuum.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 11, 2022 10:48 PM (P4LRL)
Posted by: Zettai at March 11, 2022 10:49 PM (900v3)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Pugs are goofy at March 11, 2022 10:49 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Theodore at March 11, 2022 10:49 PM (GJnvT)
Posted by: bradc at March 11, 2022 10:49 PM (MrMyE)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 11, 2022 10:49 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: LASue at March 11, 2022 10:43 PM (Ed8Zd)
-----------------
Half of them are muslim freaks
the other half are Christian freaks
and the two Crusaders agree to kill them all.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 11, 2022 10:49 PM (/plaZ)
Heh, as often as you laugh your ass off, your legs must attach at your waist. (Big ole smiley face icon here!)
Posted by: Some Rat at March 11, 2022 10:46 PM (r1z5A)
It grows back immediately!
Posted by: Ladyl at March 11, 2022 10:50 PM (+4oV5)
Posted by: Zettai at March 11, 2022 10:49 PM (900v3)
The answer is revealed in the next WeirdDave ONT, so stay tuned.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 11, 2022 10:50 PM (P4LRL)
Posted by: Bete at March 11, 2022 10:50 PM (5BE7o)
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I've tried that. I got the 'Duh, it's the average temperature'.
So then I ask what does Greenland or the Sahara care about the average temp., since it can be arrived at in so many ways: hotter Greenland and colder Sahara and vice-versa. Then I get the deer-in-headlights look as brain overheats.
Posted by: Ciampino at March 11, 2022 10:50 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Publius Redux at March 11, 2022 10:45 PM (NRIhc
Fair. But we use doors a lot too. Every bread box, microwave, shed, oven, animal carrier, mailbox, etc.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2022 10:50 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: CppThis at March 11, 2022 10:50 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2022 10:52 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: davidt at March 11, 2022 10:52 PM (bgR2+)
Posted by: Bete at March 11, 2022 10:53 PM (5BE7o)
Posted by: bradc
How many doors did those wheels have to go through?
Posted by: Some Rat at March 11, 2022 10:53 PM (r1z5A)
A spherical wheel is a ball.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 11, 2022 10:48 PM (r1z5A)
Axl Rose has no bearing on this conversation.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 11, 2022 10:53 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: chris+opher at March 11, 2022 10:42 PM (ckPhE)
What about the trailer? Is the hood a door? What about that little door on the side of the cab where the fire extinguisher lives? How about a beer truck, with the roll-up doors on the sides of the trailer?
Posted by: a.moron at March 11, 2022 10:53 PM (F6Xpw)
Posted by: Theodore at March 11, 2022 10:53 PM (GJnvT)
Dood. If a glacier is shitting ice into the ocean, it means the fucking glacier is fucking growing. You styoopid, styoopid humans!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Pugs are goofy at March 11, 2022 10:53 PM (x8Wzq)
It's easy to point and count doors.
Posted by: Stateless at March 11, 2022 10:53 PM (FsZ2q)
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 11, 2022 10:54 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Bete at March 11, 2022 10:54 PM (5BE7o)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 11, 2022 10:55 PM (2NHgQ)
Good to hear no sepsis, Pug. My dad has his burst, and it took a colonoscopy with like 2 weeks in the hospital and quite a bit of morphine. Prayers up.
Posted by: GWB at March 11, 2022 10:55 PM (Vry30)
Posted by: Theodore at March 11, 2022 10:53 PM (GJnvT
What's a torrent?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2022 10:55 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 11, 2022 10:55 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Ladyl
Now that makes sense...and what a gift to have.
"Boss chewed my ass till the center fell out."
Posted by: Some Rat at March 11, 2022 10:55 PM (r1z5A)
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Back in the Jurassic, when the Earth was about 9 degrees warmer on average than today, when CO2 levels were much much higher than now, and when there was not one piece of ice anywhere on the planet, it's estimated that the Earth had twice the total biomass living on it than it can sustain today.
so if anyone wants to pick a perfect temperature, that's what I would pick.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 11, 2022 10:55 PM (evAgx)
"Leftists view radical Muslims as pets.
Radical Muslims view Leftists as slaves."
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 11, 2022 10:56 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2022 10:50 PM (LKTKP)
Nice comeback...
Posted by: Stateless at March 11, 2022 10:56 PM (FsZ2q)
And toys.
********
iiiiinnnnteresting. Hmm. I am sitting on an office chair with 5 wheels. Well, crap. There are even wheels on refrigerators and all kinds of stuff.
Posted by: sassy at March 11, 2022 10:56 PM (xSICi)
I'll debate the number of people that eat peanut butter with no jelly vs with jelly.
White bread vs wheat.
Cows milk vs almond milk.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2022 10:57 PM (LKTKP)
Now that makes sense...and what a gift to have.
"Boss chewed my ass till the center fell out."
Posted by: Some Rat at March 11, 2022 10:55 PM (r1z5A)
Now I'm laughing my ass off again!
Posted by: Ladyl at March 11, 2022 10:57 PM (+4oV5)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 11, 2022 10:57 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: sassy at March 11, 2022 10:57 PM (xSICi)
Its probably a google engineer interview question.
I would add: cylinders.
For home owners with lawn equipment, do you have more doors, wheels or cylinders?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 11, 2022 10:57 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 11, 2022 10:55 PM
Mmmmm... Tasty, tasty biomass, too, I'd imagine!
Posted by: Zettai at March 11, 2022 10:57 PM (900v3)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 11, 2022 10:58 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2022 10:58 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: Paco at March 11, 2022 10:58 PM (njExo)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 11, 2022 10:59 PM (/plaZ)
Posted by: davidt at March 11, 2022 10:59 PM (bgR2+)
Posted by: Zettai at March 11, 2022 10:59 PM (900v3)
Posted by: GWB at March 11, 2022 10:55 PM (Vry30)
My Bride was freaking out because my brother's MiL died from a burst in her colon just a few weeks ago. I had to talk Bride down from the ledge, that Son caught it sooner. He will be fine.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Pugs are goofy at March 11, 2022 10:59 PM (x8Wzq)
199 Do submarine hatches with those little wheel contraptions cancel each other out?
Posted by: Paco at March 11, 2022 10:58 PM (njExo
For me, a wheel must bear weight. A yo-yo is a wheel shape but doesn't carry load.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2022 10:59 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 11, 2022 10:57 PM (lD3vL)
I own a weedwhacker, if that's what you're asking.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 11, 2022 11:00 PM (P4LRL)
Posted by: Theodore at March 11, 2022 11:00 PM (GJnvT)
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at March 11, 2022 11:00 PM (m9HtY)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 11, 2022 10:38 PM (ESjRY)
Maybe the Hashemites of Jordan will manage to reassert control. I've always liked them, and find it interesting that the least nutty of the major Islamic political groups is also the one that claims Mohammed in its family tree.
Posted by: CppThis at March 11, 2022 11:00 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 11, 2022 11:01 PM (cupoy)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 11, 2022 10:12 PM (Xrfse)
Hypocrisy is the compliment vice pays to virtue
Posted by: Kindltot at March 11, 2022 11:01 PM (xhaym)
I used to work for a company that thought spelling their name in braille on their logo was cute but no blind person could ever read it since their cards and brochures were all printed flat.
We wound up editing the logo to respell the name and then surreptitiously seeded it in official documentation with the altered dots. Hope someone somewhere is still unknowingly sending out reports that say suckit in braille instead.
As to wheels vs doors I think bearings should count as wheels in which case the global bearings market pre-pandemic was over 118 billion! That's a lot of mini wheels in just about every mechanical product.
Posted by: Quantum Grease Monkey at March 11, 2022 11:01 PM (9kVF0)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 11, 2022 11:01 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Zettai at March 11, 2022 11:01 PM (900v3)
Posted by: Journey at March 11, 2022 11:02 PM (LKTKP)
Japan has a suica card. Suica means watermelon. I don't know why.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 11, 2022 10:06 PM (YvFkn)
My wife told me it covers 8 modes of transport (thus octopus), but I don't recall all 8...
Posted by: Steely Dan at March 11, 2022 11:02 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2022 10:55 PM (LKTKP)
$320.50, same as in town.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 11, 2022 11:02 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 11, 2022 11:02 PM (mNhhD)
So then I ask what does Greenland or the Sahara care about the average temp., since it can be arrived at in so many ways: hotter Greenland and colder Sahara and vice-versa. Then I get the deer-in-headlights look as brain overheats.
Does the sea floor and the water above it count in the average? And at what altitude of the atmosphere does one stop measuring?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 11, 2022 11:03 PM (lD3vL)
That seems reasonable.
Posted by: Paco at March 11, 2022 11:03 PM (njExo)
Like a wheel within a wheel
Posted by: runner at March 11, 2022 11:03 PM (V13WU)
On an ever spinning reel
Posted by: runner at March 11, 2022 11:03 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 11, 2022 10:48 PM (P4LRL)
Laden or unladen?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ The easy graft is always up front! ~ at March 11, 2022 11:03 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 11, 2022 11:04 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 11, 2022 10:48 PM (P4LRL)
Laden or unladen?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ The easy graft is always up front! ~ at March 11, 2022 11:03 PM (hOUT3)
Is it a cow?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 11, 2022 11:04 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Zettai at March 11, 2022 10:59 PM (900v3)
Me too. I wore tight-y whiteys as a teenager, because of boners you could set your watch to. Also why I wore Levi 501s. At least minimized the obvious.
Didn't help that the girls in my high school also wore the 501s. Lotta great butts. Damn. A lot of really cute girls in my school.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Pugs are goofy at March 11, 2022 11:04 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Ciampino at March 11, 2022 10:43 PM (qfLjt)
Thanks. I type phonetically.
Posted by: Javems at March 11, 2022 11:04 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 11, 2022 10:58 PM (II3Gr)
Her ass budget in this economy has got to sting.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 11, 2022 11:04 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls
If so, one has to count the hinge as two little doors....
Posted by: Some Rat at March 11, 2022 11:04 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 11, 2022 11:05 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 11, 2022 11:03 PM (lD3vL)
Let's not get bogged down in mere details, we have a LOT of easy graft on the line here!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ The easy graft is always up front! ~ at March 11, 2022 11:05 PM (hOUT3)
https://tinyurl.com/bdetja2c
If these are counted as wheels, debate is pretty much over.
Besides, in every Civilization building game, no one's civilization suddenly flourished because you researched "Doors."
Posted by: Stateless at March 11, 2022 11:05 PM (FsZ2q)
Posted by: Ladyl
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Now that makes sense...and what a gift to have.
"Boss chewed my ass till the center fell out."
Posted by: Some Rat
i uswd to tell the 05 artillery dude i worked for to go ahead and chew my ass out, he was only gonna get scar tissue and gristle anyway. besides, while he obsessed with being pissed off at me, my bs maneuver was making him look schmawt at turning me loose on dumbasses.
eventually he would ask me what i'd do if he wasn't looking and then do that, but politically corrrectly. we got along like gang busters. especially after the first time we traveled together and henleft meal arrangements up to me. it was titty bar buffets for lunch, and happy hour bars with free meals whe a pitcher was purchased.
i miss the 80s
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at March 11, 2022 11:05 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 11, 2022 11:05 PM (xhaym)
https://tinyurl.com/bdetja2c
If these are counted as wheels, debate is pretty much over.
Besides, in every Civilization building game, no one's civilization suddenly flourished because you researched "Doors."
Posted by: Stateless at March 11, 2022 11:05 PM (FsZ2q)
Windows, on the other hand, are essential for defenestration.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 11, 2022 11:06 PM (ynpvh)
I seriously expected Robert Hayes to start whistling at the end on the tarmac.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 11, 2022 11:06 PM (U+Oxn)
Posted by: Stateless at March 11, 2022 11:05 PM (FsZ2q
Civilization never simulated a pissed off wife.
Slam!
Slam!
Posted by: Journey at March 11, 2022 11:07 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 11, 2022 11:05 PM (/UQ/R)
thank you, dear lady. he is tough. 31 years old, but already an old crank. Takes after his pa.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Pugs are goofy at March 11, 2022 11:07 PM (x8Wzq)
Colorado Morondezvous is on!
Saturday April 30th
6:30pm til ???
Denver
Details........
wds dot aoshq at proton mail dot com
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 11, 2022 11:08 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Ogg at March 11, 2022 11:08 PM (bgR2+)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2022 11:08 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: Some Rat
each with three wheel sets.
a set of wheels is a pair. two wheels / wheel set. so each hinge has six wheels. most home doors have three hinges so, 18 wheels per each home door.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at March 11, 2022 11:08 PM (IJES/)
Gasoline engine counts for one cylinder. Electric? obviously not.
So if your household has a v8 car, an i6, and a 4cylinder motorcycle there is 18. Add in a chainsaw(1), lawn mower(1), gasoline weed whacker(1), gasoline edger(1), air compressor (1), generator (1), etc. those numbers add up quick.
but the generator is on four wheels, the lawnmower on four, the edger on three, compressor on two, wheel barrow...
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 11, 2022 11:08 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 11, 2022 11:06 PM (ynpvh)
Thanks. My word for today.
Thanks for the great ONT WeirdDave.
Everyone have a good night.
Posted by: Stateless at March 11, 2022 11:09 PM (FsZ2q)
One that won't wake me up at night.
One that won't make me think.
I want a new door.
Posted by: Huey Lewis and the Doors. at March 11, 2022 11:10 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 11, 2022 11:10 PM (+4oV5)
Posted by: micky at March 11, 2022 11:10 PM (3byMq)
West Point cadets on Spring Break in Florida OD on Fentanyl laced cocaine.
The ones who got high need to be expelled and prosecuted. Those who knew this was happening and did nothing to stop it need to be expelled. And then drug test the remaining cadets and the staff, expel and prosecute under UCMJ as required.
The United States of America does NOT need any officers like this.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2022 11:11 PM (/MW+R)
Posted by: Zettai at March 11, 2022 11:12 PM (5ugpO)
P.S. What the fuck is wheel?
Posted by: Ogg at March 11, 2022 11:08 PM (bgR2+)
Is Ogg's fart clam a door for T-Rexes?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 11, 2022 11:12 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Trog04 at March 11, 2022 11:12 PM (4zG9j)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 11, 2022 11:12 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2022 11:11 PM (/MW+R)
I have good news and bad news.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 11, 2022 11:13 PM (P4LRL)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 11, 2022 11:13 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: sassy at March 11, 2022 11:14 PM (xSICi)
Posted by: the Big Wheel at March 11, 2022 11:14 PM (g6+Ik)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 11, 2022 11:13 PM (UUBmN)
Alergic to the adhesive, perhaps. I feel for you; my wife is allergic to tape adhesive in the same way, and latex, too.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 11, 2022 11:14 PM (ynpvh)
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Could have 2 more for the cabin part behind front seat, not sure of the proper term, Plus the trailer must have at least 2 doors at the back?
Cogs don't count as this should be restricted to circular items that are used for movement, as in bicycle wheel. Otherwise you need to count the sprocket as well.
Posted by: Ciampino at March 11, 2022 11:14 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 11, 2022 10:20 PM (3cGpq)
Any day now we will hear about a secret lab where "scientists" are studying goat entrails.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2022 11:14 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 11, 2022 11:13 PM (UUBmN
Sounds horrible!
Pics?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2022 11:15 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: sassy at March 11, 2022 11:14 PM (xSICi)
Wouldn't be so bad except there are plenty of fratricidal maniacs in one of the branches...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 11, 2022 11:15 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Trog04
and each door has 18 wheels. so a single interior door has:
main door 1
hinge x3 = 6 extra doors
so 7 doors....each with 18 wheels.
wheels win again.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at March 11, 2022 11:15 PM (IJES/)
The United States of America hasn't had a military since the Revolutionary War. The Party Military has been defending the MIC and the Ruling Class's position and ability to rule for well over two centuries.
Considering that the current set of rulers and oligarchs are genocidal, plundering mad men, I hope that their military is stacked top to bottom with colossal fuck-ups.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 11, 2022 11:16 PM (lD3vL)
Dood. If a glacier is shitting ice into the ocean, it means the fucking glacier is fucking growing. You styoopid, styoopid humans!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Pugs are goofy at March 11, 2022 10:53 PM (x8Wzq)
Sayz ur science....pffft!
Posted by: St Greta at March 11, 2022 11:16 PM (BgMrQ)
It's not such a ba-a-a-a-d job.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 11, 2022 11:16 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 11, 2022 11:16 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 11, 2022 11:16 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2022 11:16 PM (LKTKP)
It's not such a ba-a-a-a-d job.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 11, 2022 11:16 PM (SchxB)
I think they have classes for that at the local college. Something about Santoria for beginners
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 11, 2022 11:17 PM (ynpvh)
Besides, in every Civilization building game, no one's civilization suddenly flourished because you researched "Doors."
So...not rising?
Posted by: Mr Mojo at March 11, 2022 11:17 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Zettai at March 11, 2022 11:01 PM (900v3)
Does she owe you money?
Laden or unladen?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ The easy graft is always up front! ~ at March 11, 2022 11:03 PM (hOUT3)
This comment was inevitable. I almost used it myself.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 11, 2022 11:17 PM (F0YaR)
Pics? Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2022 11:15 PM (LKTKP)
Now now, Lin-duh. Don't do anything rash!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 11, 2022 11:17 PM (QzJWU)
So you categorically reject Jesus Christ's claim that He is the only way?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 11, 2022 11:18 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2022 11:18 PM (/MW+R)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2022 11:16 PM (LKTKP)
Gears are little tiny wheels.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 11, 2022 11:18 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at March 11, 2022 11:18 PM (eFR3E)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable
"Cherry picking!" It's science! (copyright)
Posted by: Some Rat at March 11, 2022 11:18 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2022 11:16 PM (LKTKP)
Gears are little tiny wheels.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 11, 2022 11:18 PM (ynpvh)
Every package of tic-taks has a door.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2022 11:19 PM (LKTKP)
Ah, Mary, remember those heady days when you got to go drop acid and listen to Country Joe and the Fish headline at the "More Napalm To Use On Vietnamese Children" festival?
Upstate New York was such a magical place then.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 11, 2022 11:19 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable
"Cherry picking!" It's science! (copyright)
Posted by: Some Rat at March 11, 2022 11:18 PM (r1z5A)
Ignore the record cold in one place, accentuate the record heatwave in another. And when caught, clain it's all "Climate Change".
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 11, 2022 11:20 PM (ynpvh)
Ho. Lee. Fuk.
Posted by: CppThis at March 11, 2022 11:20 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at March 11, 2022 11:21 PM (IJES/)
The ones who got high need to be expelled and prosecuted. Those who knew this was happening and did nothing to stop it need to be expelled. And then drug test the remaining cadets and the staff, expel and prosecute under UCMJ as required.
The United States of America does NOT need any officers like this.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2022 11:11 PM
Now we know where they found all of the Obama generals.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 11, 2022 11:21 PM (tkyK5)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2022 10:52 PM (LKTKP)
All the Torrentulas. They dance.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 11, 2022 11:21 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2022 11:16 PM (LKTKP)
Gears are little tiny wheels.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 11, 2022 11:18 PM (ynpvh)
Every package of tic-taks has a door.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2022 11:19 PM (LKTKP)
Every roll of lifesavers is packed with wheels.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 11, 2022 11:21 PM (ynpvh)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 11, 2022 11:17 PM (QzJWU)
Wordplay like this will leave her in stitches.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2022 11:22 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Stateless at March 11, 2022 11:05 PM (FsZ2q)
But the Doors of Perception are everywhere, and infinite.
Posted by: Jim Morrison at March 11, 2022 11:23 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2022 10:50 PM (LKTKP)
Breadbox?!? Dang, 'BAMA, how old are you??
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 11, 2022 11:23 PM (7bRMQ)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 11, 2022 11:17 PM (QzJWU)
Wordplay like this will leave her in stitches.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2022 11:22 PM (axyOa)
Well, I wouldn't want to cast aspersions
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 11, 2022 11:23 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 11, 2022 11:24 PM (OssQ4)
I'm expecting a substantial snowfall here at the palatial Zettaibunker overnight...
My 32-year-old snow blower is ready for whatever Gaia throws my way!
Posted by: Zettai at March 11, 2022 11:24 PM (9bAhW)
I'd love a butterfly pizza cutter.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 11, 2022 11:24 PM (OssQ4)
You can't have a wheel without a heel...oh wait, that was the ONT from before. Nevermind.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 11, 2022 11:24 PM (ynpvh)
Ho. Lee. Fuk.
Posted by: CppThis at March 11, 2022 11:20 PM (UewuT)
That is disturbing
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 11, 2022 11:25 PM (lCui1)
Pics?
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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You always want pics...lol!
I have some but it just looks like someone slit my throat...which I guess technically did happen. I'll be fine, just feels like forever. Good news is I'm almost done with season 4 of Yellowstone. Then I'll have to buy 1883. Is there a movie too?
Posted by: lin-duh at March 11, 2022 11:25 PM (UUBmN)
I'm expecting a substantial snowfall here at the palatial Zettaibunker overnight...
My 32-year-old snow blower is ready for whatever Gaia throws my way!
Posted by: Zettai at March 11, 2022 11:24 PM (9bAhW)
Probably not a good match for tornados or earthquakes. Gaia is a bitch.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 11, 2022 11:25 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: sassy at March 11, 2022 11:26 PM (xSICi)
Posted by: sassy at March 11, 2022 11:26 PM (xSICi)
I bet her acting is kinda stiff.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 11, 2022 11:27 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Theodore at March 11, 2022 11:28 PM (GJnvT)
Speaking of "The Squad"... I'd read something earlier about the knives coming out for Tulsi Gabbard who is allegedly spreading Russian dezinformatsiya or something...
I should try and find it again...
Posted by: Zettai at March 11, 2022 11:28 PM (9bAhW)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 11, 2022 11:20 PM (ynpvh)
There really frustrating part is that there are so many valid and relatively simple, but fundamental, questions that are never asked, and thus never answered, and no real discussion of what climate "science" really means (except that we know the peasants will get screwed)!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) -Honk as if your life depended on it! ~ at March 11, 2022 11:28 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Theodore at March 11, 2022 11:28 PM (GJnvT)
Sometimes. I mean are you talking PDT, MDT, or EDT? That's only quarter to 1a.m. here in the People's Republik
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 11, 2022 11:29 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 11, 2022 11:23 PM (7bRMQ)
Wait... doesn't everyone? Uh oh.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 11, 2022 11:29 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: it's not tuesday at March 11, 2022 11:30 PM (EwzO+)
Posted by: Zettai at March 11, 2022 11:30 PM (9bAhW)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 11, 2022 11:20 PM (ynpvh)
There really frustrating part is that there are so many valid and relatively simple, but fundamental, questions that are never asked, and thus never answered, and no real discussion of what climate "science" really means (except that we know the peasants will get screwed)!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) -Honk as if your life depended on it! ~ at March 11, 2022 11:28 PM (hOUT3)
Just look at temperature; How do you calculate an average? I mean you could look at the thermal capacity of the various layers of things, but you would need a hypershit-ton+ of highly accurate temperature sensors at various altitudes around the world, not to mention in the oceans.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 11, 2022 11:30 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2022 10:55 PM (LKTKP)
$320.50, same as in town.
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That escalated quickly!
Posted by: Ciampino at March 11, 2022 11:31 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2022 10:50 PM (LKTKP)
Agree - my point was not that there are not a lot of doors, but that the use of wheels was omnipresent even more so than doors. So, for example - I'll spot you your microwave door, but point out that in any average microwave there are at least 4 wheels (the turntable and the wheel that drives the belt that moves it, and the fan and the wheel that drives the belt that moves it). Most machines are that way. Factoring in buildings like warehouses, airports that have few doors but sh*t tons of wheels and the needle seems to move decisively to wheels. Again, in my post above I said the average house has one bike and counted that as 2 wheels, but most bikes have speeds and gears and each gear is a wheel, so, say, a ten speed bike has 9 wheels, technically. When I was a kid I had a toy car collection (Matchbox) of almost 100 cars. that's 400 wheels right there and most of these toys had no doors that opened - so wheels really start to outnumber doors, arguably when you think about it. Now - hot dog a sandwich? Fight me!
Posted by: Publius Redux at March 11, 2022 11:31 PM (NRIhc)
Posted by: sassy at March 11, 2022 11:26 PM (xSICi)
I bet her acting is kinda stiff.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 11, 2022 11:27 PM (ynpvh)
***
She's not dead! Just sleeping.
One day her Prince will come along.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2022 11:31 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2022 10:55 PM (LKTKP)
$320.50, same as in town.
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That escalated quickly!
Posted by: Ciampino at March 11, 2022 11:31 PM (qfLjt)
The escalator is extra
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 11, 2022 11:31 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 11, 2022 11:32 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 11, 2022 11:32 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 11, 2022 11:23 PM (7bRMQ)
29?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2022 11:32 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: Theodore at March 11, 2022 11:32 PM (GJnvT)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 11, 2022 11:32 PM (4I/2K)
My breadbox was never a six-pack, but grew to become a kegger as I aged.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 11, 2022 11:33 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2022 11:22 PM (axyOa)
Skin reactions make this place such a wretched hive of villainy
Posted by: Kindltot at March 11, 2022 11:33 PM (xhaym)
After it came out that there has been no warming since...2002?...they started claiming all the heat was in the ocean.
Then someone actually studied the layer of the ocean they were claiming and found no increase in temp there either.
No idea where they claim it is now. But the LIVs I know will tell me the world is hotter then ever...when there are major snowstorms in....March.
Posted by: Mr Mojo at March 11, 2022 11:33 PM (ESjRY)
I have some but it just looks like someone slit my throat...which I guess technically did happen. I'll be fine, just feels like forever. Good news is I'm almost done with season 4 of Yellowstone. Then I'll have to buy 1883. Is there a movie too?
Posted by: lin-duh at March 11, 2022 11:25 PM (UUBmN)
I cannot properly prescribe a hot iron unless I know the extent of the...
Wait. Never mind. Just slap a hot iron to it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2022 11:33 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 11, 2022 11:32 PM (evAgx)
I've been there on a rare occasion. I think I've seen you there too.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 11, 2022 11:33 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 11, 2022 11:34 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 11, 2022 11:34 PM (UUBmN)
After it came out that there has been no warming since...2002?...they started claiming all the heat was in the ocean.
Then someone actually studied the layer of the ocean they were claiming and found no increase in temp there either.
No idea where they claim it is now. But the LIVs I know will tell me the world is hotter then ever...when there are major snowstorms in....March.
Posted by: Mr Mojo at March 11, 2022 11:33 PM (ESjRY)
Even if you take as gospel the temperature measured at the beginning of the 20th century and compared those to the end of the 20th/beginning of the 21st century, you already have a doubling of CO2. Temp rise? a degree more or less. Sorry, you get another degree rise after ANOTHER doubling of the CO2.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 11, 2022 11:35 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Zettai at March 11, 2022 11:30 PM (9bAhW)
I have a bread box.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 11, 2022 11:32 PM (4I/2K)
I haven't even seen a breadbox for over forty-five years.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 11, 2022 11:36 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: sassy at March 11, 2022 11:26 PM (xSICi)
That's the level she was at. Remember on her "big" role she was the third hottest girl on the show in Suits. The secretary and the black boss from Firefly were hotter.
Posted by: buzzion at March 11, 2022 11:36 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2022 11:36 PM (LKTKP)
Go Reese 91-03!
Posted by: GWB at March 11, 2022 10:24 PM (Vry30)
LOL
Laughlin 92-07 here!
Posted by: pilot141 at March 11, 2022 11:36 PM (lL924)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 11, 2022 11:34 PM (UUBmN)
Well, if you put it in the blender it'll go down easier...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 11, 2022 11:36 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Theodore at March 11, 2022 11:37 PM (GJnvT)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 11, 2022 11:30 PM (ynpvh)
The oceans comprise something like 70% of the earth's surface, yet even now they are pretty much uninstrumented so what ever data records exist are recent, limited in nature, and not historical!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) -Honk as if your life depended on it! ~ at March 11, 2022 11:37 PM (hOUT3)
Every pair of eyes is a door to the soul.
*mic drop*
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2022 11:36 PM (LKTKP)
Those are analogies, not literal doors. I could talk about the wheels turning in everyones head as they read a book...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 11, 2022 11:38 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 11, 2022 11:38 PM (ynpvh
Gears aren't wheels.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2022 11:39 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: Theodore at March 11, 2022 11:37 PM (GJnvT)
Makes getting comments in Sefton's morning news thread difficult sometimes, but means I can stay up for the ONT.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 11, 2022 11:39 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Some Rat at March 11, 2022 11:39 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 11, 2022 11:39 PM (UUBmN)
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How much remuneration do I get?
Posted by: Ciampino at March 11, 2022 11:40 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2022 11:36 PM (LKTKP)
Every mic drop is a pointed ellipsis in the simile of life.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 11, 2022 11:40 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 11, 2022 11:30 PM (ynpvh)
The oceans comprise something like 70% of the earth's surface, yet even now they are pretty much uninstrumented so what ever data records exist are recent, limited in nature, and not historical!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) -Honk as if your life depended on it! ~ at March 11, 2022 11:37 PM (hOUT3)
More than that, sea water has a heat capacity of nearly 5000x that of air at sea level.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 11, 2022 11:41 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2022 11:36 PM (LKTKP)
Every mic drop is a pointed ellipsis in the simile of life.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 11, 2022 11:40 PM (xhaym
Kindletot gets it!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2022 11:41 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2022 11:36 PM (LKTKP)
Every mic drop is a pointed ellipsis in the simile of life.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 11, 2022 11:40 PM (xhaym)
metaphorically speaking.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 11, 2022 11:42 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 11, 2022 11:38 PM (ynpvh
Gears aren't wheels.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2022 11:39 PM (LKTKP)
They are round, they turn. Spiked wheels, textured wheels.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 11, 2022 11:42 PM (ynpvh)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 11, 2022 11:42 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: sassy at March 11, 2022 11:43 PM (xSICi)
Posted by: Ripley at March 11, 2022 11:43 PM (PTDkx)
Posted by: Theodore at March 11, 2022 11:43 PM (GJnvT)
Posted by: Zettai at March 11, 2022 11:43 PM (Os76D)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 11, 2022 11:44 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Ripley at March 11, 2022 11:43 PM (PTDkx)
Are the door knobs wheels?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 11, 2022 11:44 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 11, 2022 11:44 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 11, 2022 11:42 PM (ynpvh)
Are donuts wheels, Jim? Is Dunkin Donuts the largest producer of wheels in the world?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2022 11:44 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 11, 2022 11:44 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Some Rat at March 11, 2022 11:44 PM (r1z5A)
That being said....I'm solidly on Team Wheel.
But here is a big one for Team Door. Can you consider a sphincter to be a biological door? It opens and closes to either block or allow the passage of substances.
What the hell. All sphincters of every living creature can be counted as doors...biological doors. I'm feeling generous. Team Door just got a nice boost.
But Team Wheel still wins...
143 A single ball bearing is an infinite set of wheels. Game over, doorchumps.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 11, 2022 10:44 PM (P4LRL)
Posted by: Stateless at March 11, 2022 11:45 PM (FsZ2q)
They *are*, when equipped and employed as intended on a Swiss funicular.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 11, 2022 11:45 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Zettai at March 11, 2022 11:43 PM (Os76D)
According to the intertubes, Ammonia is higher, but not by a huge amount.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 11, 2022 11:46 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Adriane the Obviously Critic ... at March 11, 2022 11:46 PM (okV1R)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2022 11:46 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 11, 2022 11:42 PM (ynpvh)
Are donuts wheels, Jim? Is Dunkin Donuts the largest producer of wheels in the world?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2022 11:44 PM (LKTKP)
I'd argue that Crispy Creme also contibutes to circumvolutionary inflation.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 11, 2022 11:47 PM (ynpvh)
I love this place.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2022 11:46 PM (LKTKP)
You're welcome.
Posted by: Stateless at March 11, 2022 11:48 PM (FsZ2q)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 11, 2022 11:48 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2022 11:46 PM (LKTKP)
Anus Doors was an early Morrison tribute band. Buncha assholes, for the most part.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 11, 2022 11:48 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2022 10:50 PM (LKTKP)
Breadbox?!? Dang, 'BAMA, how old are you??
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Well if you had cats you wouldn't even contemplate such a question.
Posted by: Ciampino at March 11, 2022 11:48 PM (qfLjt)
Nah, alabama got me with the kitchen doors. Sheesh, they outnumber a fair fleet of vehicles alone.
Posted by: MkY at March 11, 2022 11:48 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 11, 2022 11:48 PM (UUBmN
So what you're saying is Joe Biden is a door?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2022 11:49 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 11, 2022 11:48 PM (UUBmN)
So biological women have more doors than men...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 11, 2022 11:49 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 11, 2022 11:49 PM (UUBmN)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 11, 2022 11:17 PM (QzJWU)
Wordplay like this will leave her in stitches.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2022 11:22 PM (axyOa)
Well, I wouldn't want to cast aspersions
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Now you are plastering her with questions.
Posted by: Ciampino at March 11, 2022 11:50 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 11, 2022 11:49 PM (UUBmN)
Could be. If it uses rollers, has wheels too.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 11, 2022 11:50 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Ciampino
I'll ruminate on it and get back to you.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 11, 2022 11:44 PM (r1z5A)
I rate this response as "Ungulatory" since it is as cuddy as it can be
Posted by: Kindltot at March 11, 2022 11:50 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Some have a turnstile.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 11, 2022 11:51 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 11, 2022 11:44 PM (xhaym)
Metavore. Or metaphage.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 11, 2022 11:52 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 11, 2022 11:52 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Ciampino at March 11, 2022 11:50 PM (qfLjt)
Better than whitewashing the dispute.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 11, 2022 11:53 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Zettai at March 11, 2022 11:53 PM (AVnGb)
Posted by: jim
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We have "self-closing/soft-closing" drawers and cabinet doors. How should I classify them?
Posted by: lin-duh at March 11, 2022 11:53 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: jim
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We have "self-closing/soft-closing" drawers and cabinet doors. How should I classify them?
Posted by: lin-duh at March 11, 2022 11:53 PM (UUBmN)
Spring systems
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 11, 2022 11:54 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2022 11:54 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: Zettai
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You would....lol!
Posted by: lin-duh at March 11, 2022 11:54 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 11, 2022 11:41 PM (ynpvh)
And yet, here we are, just barely scratching the surface of the problem with logical rational unanswered questions about the fundamental methodology of assessing climate change.
Trusting our betters makes so much more sense!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) -Honk as if your life depended on it! ~ at March 11, 2022 11:54 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Zettai
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You would....lol!
Posted by: lin-duh at March 11, 2022 11:54 PM (UUBmN)
Intertubes say over 50
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 11, 2022 11:55 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Zettai at March 11, 2022 11:55 PM (AVnGb)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 11, 2022 11:55 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Zettai at March 11, 2022 11:53 PM (AVnGb)
I'm not sure, let me check the Smollet index.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 11, 2022 11:55 PM (7bRMQ)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim
Oh my, what was their cover of "Break on Through" like?
Posted by: Lactating Pete at March 11, 2022 11:56 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 11, 2022 11:52 PM (II3Gr)
Metaphoresis is the art of extracting the essential element of the concept from the dross.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 11, 2022 11:56 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT at March 11, 2022 11:56 PM (7SiKm)
Posted by: Zettai at March 11, 2022 11:56 PM (AVnGb)
Posted by: Zettai
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You would....lol!
Posted by: lin-duh at March 11, 2022 11:54 PM (UUBmN)
Intertubes say over 50
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 11, 2022 11:55 PM (ynpvh)
https://tinyurl.com/5ymsc99c
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 11, 2022 11:57 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 11, 2022 11:55 PM
That's a great many sphincters! Many more than I'd imagined...
Posted by: Zettai at March 11, 2022 11:58 PM (AVnGb)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 11, 2022 11:58 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 11, 2022 11:58 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro
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Like burying them??? Or would cremating be better??.
Posted by: lin-duh at March 11, 2022 11:59 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Emmie is unacceptable, eh at March 12, 2022 12:00 AM (6RgRK)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 11, 2022 11:59 PM (UUBmN)
It's the circle of life. Also highly wheel-like.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 12, 2022 12:00 AM (II3Gr)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 11, 2022 11:59 PM (UUBmN)
I'll have room for them soon in my door anus.
Posted by: Jussie at March 12, 2022 12:00 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 11, 2022 11:32 PM (evAgx)
I've been there on a rare occasion. I think I've seen you there too.
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I'm usually a night owl , often to 4:30AM but last night I was done by 2AM. Actually got tired of the murder thread = should be a time limit on such nutty ideas.
Posted by: Ciampino at March 12, 2022 12:01 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: WHEELS FOR SALE at March 12, 2022 12:01 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Some Rat at March 12, 2022 12:01 AM (r1z5A)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 11, 2022 11:58 PM (U2p+3
Like saying water is wet.
We're Morons.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 12, 2022 12:01 AM (LKTKP)
Posted by: WHEELS FOR SALE at March 12, 2022 12:01 AM (yQpMk)
Thank you Bubba Wheel.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 12, 2022 12:02 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 11, 2022 11:58 PM (U2p+3)
Weird is . . .
You know, never mind.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 12, 2022 12:03 AM (xhaym)
I read something here about women and screen doors, so, yes.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 12, 2022 12:03 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 12, 2022 12:03 AM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Earl Scheib at March 12, 2022 12:04 AM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 12, 2022 12:03 AM (II3Gr)
Kafka'esque!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 12, 2022 12:04 AM (LKTKP)
Posted by: WHEELS FOR SALE at March 12, 2022 12:01 AM (yQpMk)
Thank you Bubba Wheel.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Nicely done. BOTH of you!
Posted by: Some Rat at March 12, 2022 12:04 AM (r1z5A)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 11, 2022 11:58 PM (U2p+3)
nurse, You need to be more specific!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) -Honk as if your life depended on it! ~ at March 12, 2022 12:05 AM (hOUT3)
143 A single ball bearing is an infinite set of wheels. Game over, doorchumps.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 11, 2022 10:44 PM (P4LRL)
And for Team Door...
Consider the male Urethra. If we can consider a ball bearing as technically an infinite set of wheels, I'm willing to concede that any sphincter could be considered as an infinite set of doors.
We have a tie at infinity.
Like Climate Change, next time we settle on solid definitions at the start.
Posted by: Stateless at March 12, 2022 12:06 AM (FsZ2q)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 12, 2022 12:06 AM (II3Gr)
Pair that with this -- about 60% of the world's surface is ocean. *checks AoS Styleguide*
Yep. That's a metric fuckton of water.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 12, 2022 12:07 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 12, 2022 12:07 AM (LKTKP)
Now insert ball bearings
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 12, 2022 12:06 AM (II3Gr)
LOL...
That's how you know it's an AofS ONT...
Posted by: Stateless at March 12, 2022 12:07 AM (FsZ2q)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 12, 2022 12:07 AM (U2p+3)
143 A single ball bearing is an infinite set of wheels. Game over, doorchumps.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 11, 2022 10:44 PM (P4LRL)
And for Team Door...
Consider the male Urethra. If we can consider a ball bearing as technically an infinite set of wheels, I'm willing to concede that any sphincter could be considered as an infinite set of doors.
We have a tie at infinity.
Like Climate Change, next time we settle on solid definitions at the start.
Posted by: Stateless at March 12, 2022 12:06 AM (FsZ2q)
But wait! Some infinities are greater than others. You have countably infinite (e.g. integers) and uncountably infinite (real numbers)...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 12, 2022 12:07 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 11, 2022 10:44 PM (P4LRL)
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Nope it still counts as a single wheel. I don't know where infinite comes in. Otherwise every door panel, frame member, etc. becomes a separate door.
Posted by: Ciampino at March 12, 2022 12:08 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 12, 2022 12:09 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 12, 2022 12:09 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 12, 2022 12:07 AM (LKTKP)
But wait! Some infinities are greater than others. You have countably infinite (e.g. integers) and uncountably infinite (real numbers)...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 12, 2022 12:07 AM (ynpvh)
I WAS JUST WRITING THAT and thought this has to end...
Posted by: Stateless at March 12, 2022 12:10 AM (FsZ2q)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 12, 2022 12:10 AM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Stateless at March 12, 2022 12:10 AM (FsZ2q)
Not until the doorfags admit their utter defeat.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 12, 2022 12:11 AM (II3Gr)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 12, 2022 12:11 AM (LKTKP)
Oh, and if you ask them, they will insist that everyone has the right to make their personal choice about the injections. But the pandemic would be over by now if certain people had just done the "right thing."
Again, urg.
Posted by: Emmie is unacceptable, eh at March 12, 2022 12:11 AM (6RgRK)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 12, 2022 12:12 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 12, 2022 12:13 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 12, 2022 12:13 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 12, 2022 12:14 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Ciampino at March 12, 2022 12:14 AM (qfLjt)
I fear you have been lead astray, but I will accept your premise!
Conor and I are doing well, but he did have some sort of infection so he is on antibiotics, but he is pretty much back to the feisty boy I am used to.
I hope you are getting to enjoy the sunsets in your area. The pictures I have seen are simply magnificent!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) -Honk as if your life depended on it! ~ at March 12, 2022 12:14 AM (hOUT3)
Now to read the comments.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 12, 2022 12:14 AM (B1Vad)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 12, 2022 12:11 AM
^^^THIS^^^
Posted by: Zettai at March 12, 2022 12:14 AM (AZFdl)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 12, 2022 12:13 AM (ynpvh)
My wife was not amused.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 12, 2022 12:15 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 12, 2022 12:13 AM (U2p+3)
Thank you, Nurse. I know you've dealt with a lot of similar attitudes in your work life.
I just hate learning how far certain branches of my family are falling away.
Posted by: Emmie is unacceptable, eh at March 12, 2022 12:15 AM (6RgRK)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 12, 2022 12:16 AM (dKiJG)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 12, 2022 12:13 AM (ynpvh)
Is she 3 feet tall? Flat head?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 12, 2022 12:16 AM (II3Gr)
Posted by: azjaeger at March 12, 2022 12:17 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw.
Until Embarrelled
From which they emerge more Moronic than you can possibly imagine. Like Bigly.
Posted by: Dirk Schimmelpfennig at March 12, 2022 12:17 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 12, 2022 12:13 AM (ynpvh)
Is she 3 feet tall? Flat head?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 12, 2022 12:16 AM (II3Gr)
No, lost her teeth, hasn't been fitted for dentures yet.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 12, 2022 12:17 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Ciampino
I imagine he's just getting acquainted, the serious dating won't happen for another week or so.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 12, 2022 12:17 AM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw.
Until Embarrelled
From which they emerge more Moronic than you can possibly imagine. Like Bigly.
Posted by: Dirk Schimmelpfennig at March 12, 2022 12:17 AM (QzkSJ)
Sorta like how whiskey comes out of the barrel...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 12, 2022 12:18 AM (ynpvh)
The pandemic IS over. Period!
Perfect example, my 2 boys both came down with cold/ flu type symptoms. One has a sore throat, cough, stomach issues, congestion which started Wednesday. The other woke up with chills and fever around 4am this morning. We took both to the doctor today and they gave one a strep test and the other a flu test. Neither was offered a Covid test. 2 months ago everyone got a Covid test with any one of those symptoms. The doctor said they haven't seen a positive Covid test in almost 4 weeks.
Posted by: lin-duh at March 12, 2022 12:18 AM (UUBmN)
The pandemic IS over. Period!
Perfect example, my 2 boys both came down with cold/ flu type symptoms. One has a sore throat, cough, stomach issues, congestion which started Wednesday. The other woke up with chills and fever around 4am this morning. We took both to the doctor today and they gave one a strep test and the other a flu test. Neither was offered a Covid test. 2 months ago everyone got a Covid test with any one of those symptoms. The doctor said they haven't seen a positive Covid test in almost 4 weeks.
Posted by: lin-duh at March 12, 2022 12:18 AM (UUBmN)
I guess 2022 is the year that Flu returns.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 12, 2022 12:19 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 12, 2022 12:18 AM (ynpvh
If it sees its shadow, it means 6 more weeks of drunkenness.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 12, 2022 12:20 AM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 12, 2022 12:20 AM (AytXr)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 12, 2022 12:21 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Zettai at March 12, 2022 12:21 AM (900v3)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 12, 2022 12:18 AM (ynpvh
If it sees its shadow, it means 6 more weeks of drunkenness.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 12, 2022 12:20 AM (II3Gr)
Never heard of self-aware whiskey, but I have seen some foodstuffs re-attain animate status.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 12, 2022 12:22 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Jim at March 12, 2022 12:22 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
I've just breezed through 400+ comments, thinking, is there anything that Morons won't hair-splittingly debate? Crossbows. Ketchup. Baily v Veronica. I mean, imagine if all that mental energy were put into something productive... oh, right, that's some kind of anti-tautology ... or... what am I doing involving my own gray matter in this?1/1??!!
Many other matters I saw upon which I would comment if it weren't log-out time and brain melting. Like surviving diverticulitis, and the return of Willow and.. what was that other thing, Rick Perry? So, goodnighting with a re-post for one last self-plugola.
New mindful video webwork - still getting my video-editing legs back, with another short simple bit:
Romney's Restaurant (0:48 )
Mitt Romney wants to send weapons of war to Ukraine, and kill, kill, KILL!
Click nic to watch on my website, or watch on youtoob:
https://youtu.be/NFz-7rU_wFk
Posted by: mindful webworker - click here at March 12, 2022 12:22 AM (uNjhb)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
The answers to your three questions are, of course. 1. "Racist!!!" 2. "Fascist!!!" 3. "Putinist!!!"
Posted by: Sharkman at March 12, 2022 12:22 AM (B1Vad)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 12, 2022 12:20 AM (AytXr)
One more item and we can have a analog to Rock, Paper, Scissors. Wheels break down doors, but Doors crush..., but ... overcomes wheels...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 12, 2022 12:23 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 12, 2022 12:23 AM (B1Vad)
A) believe that a vaccine that the authorities they trust have admitted doesn't stop the spread of or keep you from getting a virus would have solved the issue if everyone had gotten it.
B) ignore the stats from the authorities they trust that say there is no difference (at best, some say more likely) in people hospitalized that did or didn't get the shot.
C) continue to believe that somehow wearing a cloth mask keeps out viruses that are much smaller than the holes in the mask.
Posted by: azjaeger at March 12, 2022 12:24 AM (3/XaG)
The pandemic IS over. Period!
Posted by: lin-duh at March 12, 2022 12:18 AM (UUBmN)
This. We have had some long-running malaise, couple days of fever, sore throats. We kept the littles home, and I have been popping dayquil and viitamins like candy. No tests. No fuss.
It's done. Your relatives are miserable, and they are inviting you to be miserable, too. Don't let them drag you down. Be happy. Strike fear.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 12, 2022 12:24 AM (SH2Zi)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 12, 2022 12:22 AM (QzJWU)
But first they extract the DNA profile before grading it...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 12, 2022 12:24 AM (ynpvh)
Bitter, windy, snowy global warming here in Lexington.
Posted by: Aetius
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Winter storm watch in W. NC. Temps in the teens by tomorrow night, windy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 12, 2022 12:25 AM (ELgVT)
Posted by: irongrampa at March 12, 2022 12:26 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: jim
If you leave bleu cheese in the back of the fridge long enough, does it get moldy?
Posted by: Dirk Schimmelpfennig at March 12, 2022 12:26 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Sharkman
"Putinist", into the stolen file you little rascal!
Posted by: Some Rat at March 12, 2022 12:26 AM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Weirddave at March 12, 2022 12:26 AM (GpUUo)
Posted by: irongrampa at March 12, 2022 12:26 AM (KATBx)
Wheels. How else are you getting you're booze and ammo delivered?
Doors. How else to you keep others from getting to your booze and ammo?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 12, 2022 12:27 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Ciampino
He's being kept in 'protective custody', which means the peasant prisoners won't get to bond with his fartclam easily. Much to his dismay perhaps.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 12, 2022 12:27 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: irongrampa
Fire. (runs serpentine)
Posted by: Some Rat at March 12, 2022 12:27 AM (r1z5A)
Posted by: jim
If you leave bleu cheese in the back of the fridge long enough, does it get moldy?
Posted by: Dirk Schimmelpfennig at March 12, 2022 12:26 AM (QzkSJ)
That's like asking if a smurf turns blue when it's choked.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 12, 2022 12:27 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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We never forget the Blizzard of '93. Which occurred on...March 13th.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 12, 2022 12:27 AM (ELgVT)
Posted by: jim
If you leave bleu cheese in the back of the fridge long enough, does it get moldy?
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It has been known to escape when the door is opened.
Posted by: Ciampino at March 12, 2022 12:28 AM (qfLjt)
Not looking forward to the early roll-out for work in the morning.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 12, 2022 12:29 AM (QzJWU)
Not looking forward to the early roll-out for work in the morning.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 12, 2022 12:29 AM (QzJWU)
Weather here tomorrow: 74F and sunny.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 12, 2022 12:29 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 12, 2022 12:30 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 12, 2022 12:30 AM (ELgVT)
Posted by: Emmie is unacceptable, eh at March 12, 2022 12:30 AM (6RgRK)
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Did you expel sharticles or the smaller farticles?
Posted by: Ciampino at March 12, 2022 12:31 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Zettai
Dr. Miklos is dealing with jet lag and General Exhaustion.
In the meantime, for your dining and dancing pleasure...
Posted by: Dirk Schimmelpfennig and his Ukrainian Refugee Orchestra at March 12, 2022 12:31 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Zettai at March 12, 2022 12:32 AM (AVnGb)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 12, 2022 12:24 AM (SH2Zi)
Like NaCly always says.
Posted by: Emmie is unacceptable, eh at March 12, 2022 12:33 AM (6RgRK)
Posted by: Weirddave
Amateur
Posted by: Lace Wheel Wigs Machines for Sale at March 12, 2022 12:33 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: irongrampa
Fire. (runs serpentine)
Posted by: Some Rat at March 12, 2022 12:27 AM (r1z5A
*produces wheelgun*
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 12, 2022 12:34 AM (II3Gr)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 12, 2022 12:34 AM (UUBmN)
Posted by: klaftern@yahoo.com at March 12, 2022 12:34 AM (taPSh)
Posted by: the last to post at March 12, 2022 12:34 AM (7Plx4)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 12, 2022 12:19 AM (ynpvh)
I think the two year totals for MS for under age 5 deaths stands at 5. A few days ago the local rag reported an under 5 flu death.
Yep, flu is back. And it's killing kids. And the flu shot this year totes missed the dominant strain. Uh huh.
*smells a large democrat rat*
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 12, 2022 12:34 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 12, 2022 12:24 AM (SH2Zi)
Like NaCly always says.
Posted by: Emmie is unacceptable, eh at March 12, 2022 12:33 AM (6RgRK)
Exactly. Smart man.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 12, 2022 12:34 AM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 12, 2022 12:24 AM (SH2Zi)
Like NaCly always says.
Posted by: Emmie is unacceptable, eh at March 12, 2022 12:33 AM (6RgRK)
First one may be a problem for me. The second I can do.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 12, 2022 12:35 AM (II3Gr)
idk, but the main "us versus them" is the normal citizen versus the WEF/DeepState oligarchs and their flying monkey drones under their spell. (but so many "Christians" even, have worshipped the global warming golden calf, or the false idle Fauci vax.) But yeah, not surrendering to murderous cartels should give "us" common cause.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 12, 2022 12:36 AM (Cus5s)
I should think the humble door has a more ancient provenance than the wheel, even if it were merely a mouldy triceratops hide held up with sticks over the cave entrance...
Posted by: Zettai at March 12, 2022 12:37 AM (AVnGb)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 12, 2022 12:29 AM (ynpvh)
25 and dropping. Still better than being in California.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 12, 2022 12:38 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Zettai at March 12, 2022 12:37 AM (AVnGb)
Is that a door or a curtain?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 12, 2022 12:38 AM (dNqv+)
{{{{Emmie}}}}
My mother is refusing to come to her grandson's wedding
My brother ha said he will drive mom, dad and my aunt out. She says it is too dangerous for them. And she won't let us talk to dad. Grrrr! Types and deletes. WTF!Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 12, 2022 12:38 AM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Emmie is unacceptable, eh at March 12, 2022 12:38 AM (6RgRK)
Posted by: Zettai at March 12, 2022 12:39 AM (AVnGb)
Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at March 12, 2022 12:41 AM (iYMto)
Posted by: The Buddha, tired of being called Fat Boy at March 12, 2022 12:41 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: The Buddha, tired of being called Fat Boy at March 12, 2022 12:41 AM (QzkSJ)
Lamentations, my friend.
Posted by: Conan at March 12, 2022 12:42 AM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: The Buddha, tired of being called Fat Boy at March 12, 2022 12:41 AM
And from the sounds of the lamentations of their wimmenz...
Posted by: Zettai at March 12, 2022 12:43 AM (AVnGb)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 12, 2022 12:44 AM (ybIRR)
Posted by: Zettai at March 12, 2022 12:44 AM (AVnGb)
Posted by: Emmie is unacceptable, eh at March 12, 2022 12:45 AM (6RgRK)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 12, 2022 12:38 AM (/UQ/R)
Last 2 years have hopelessly broken some people
Posted by: a dude in MI at March 12, 2022 12:45 AM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Zettai at March 12, 2022 12:47 AM (AVnGb)
Posted by: a dude in MI at March 12, 2022 12:45 AM (+I6Y/)
One that surprised me: my uncle (married to my blood aunt) is a hypochondriac. He is the only one of the family who in the before times tested the waters and brought up politics. He has been completely silent about vaccination. Nothing. No masks worn or anything of that nature.
It was a good surprise.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 12, 2022 12:47 AM (dNqv+)
I know what I did, I ended it. I tried to do it quietly and kindly. They made it difficult, so I had to be very clear. One thing they will never say is I was not clear about why I left.
Believers should respect each other. My issue is churches that have been skin suited.
Posted by: Quint at March 12, 2022 12:48 AM (wrXrJ)
Posted by: a dude in MI at March 12, 2022 12:45 AM (+I6Y/)
I'm wondering how to fix it. These events that have broken relationships have been engineered to destroy our social cohesion. We can't let the resetters get away with this evil!
Posted by: Emmie is unacceptable, eh at March 12, 2022 12:48 AM (6RgRK)
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Well, I know true wisdom begins with the fear of GOD...
Posted by: lin-duh at March 12, 2022 12:49 AM (UUBmN)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 12, 2022 12:49 AM (ybIRR)
Don't know why you're complaining. Fat Boy was a blast, and kept on striking fear into the hearts of millions, even to this day.
Be One With the B'Ommmmm.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 12, 2022 12:49 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Quint at March 12, 2022 12:50 AM (wrXrJ)
However; this is her grandson's wedding. Knock it off and be here with us to celebrate Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 12, 2022 12:51 AM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: The Buddha, tired of being called Fat Boy at March 12, 2022 12:41 AM (QzkSJ)
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I struck fear once. Mining in Maine. Just released a large alien spider that presents as a clown.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 12, 2022 12:51 AM (CAJOC)
Atsa lotta doorsa!
Posted by: Sharkman at March 12, 2022 12:52 AM (B1Vad)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 12, 2022 12:52 AM (ybIRR)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 12, 2022 12:53 AM (ybIRR)
Posted by: Emmie is unacceptable, eh at March 12, 2022 12:54 AM (6RgRK)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 12, 2022 12:53 AM (ybIRR)
Except for the wrong people.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 12, 2022 12:54 AM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 12, 2022 12:57 AM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 12, 2022 12:58 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: irongrampa at March 12, 2022 01:00 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: klaftern@yahoo.com at March 12, 2022 01:00 AM (taPSh)
Posted by: Ciampino at March 12, 2022 01:02 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 12, 2022 01:03 AM (SH2Zi)
I'd assumed at first that when the churches were closed that mosques and bathhouses would be exempt...
Posted by: Zettai at March 12, 2022 01:03 AM (Xbz28)
I think a very early outbreak involved a church choir, singing in close proximity to each other. There were a lot of deaths from that one outbreak. IIRC it was in WA state.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 12, 2022 01:04 AM (jTmQV)
When I'd learnt that bathhouses and mosques were not, in fact, exempt, I knew that shit's gettin' real!
Posted by: Zettai at March 12, 2022 01:05 AM (Xbz28)
Posted by: Lord Percy && Senor Coffee at March 12, 2022 01:06 AM (iSbhf)
I am in discernment. And a church that has ended the mask mandate goes to the top of the list.
Posted by: Quint at March 12, 2022 01:06 AM (wrXrJ)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 12, 2022 01:11 AM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Quint at March 12, 2022 01:11 AM (wrXrJ)
They want us to SUFFER.
But do not cave to the feelings of suffering.
Instead, you must ENDURE their nonsense.
Do not suffer through the day, endure the day.
That is a BIG difference, mentally....
Posted by: the last to post at March 12, 2022 01:11 AM (7Plx4)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 12, 2022 01:11 AM (KFhLj)
You could start one of your own. Probably best to do that now, while it's still legal.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 12, 2022 01:13 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 12, 2022 01:13 AM (SchxB)
When they started locking down, a place down the road started a Cowboy Church, outdoor tent and all. It is still going strong.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 12, 2022 01:15 AM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Quint at March 12, 2022 01:15 AM (wrXrJ)
*sips bourbon*
Potheads got nuthin' on my buzz, except I don't get the paranoi...
WHAT WAS THAT SOUND!?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 12, 2022 01:16 AM (QzJWU)
The innerwebz informs me this wheels v. doors thing started on 05 MAR 22 from one "Ryan Nixon" on Tw*tter...
https://nitter.net/NewYorkNixon/status/
1500000428985286657
Posted by: Zettai at March 12, 2022 01:17 AM (Af8VI)
Posted by: irongrampa at March 12, 2022 01:00 AM (KATBx)
People were genuinely terrified of spreading the WuFlu to the 70+ crowd in our church, which makes up a significant portion of the congregation. We were also blessed with the foresight to upgrade our cameras the year before, so telechurch remains a viable option even now for our nursing home residents.... and Pooky on his meltdown days.
Posted by: pookysgirl, good at loading the church website at March 12, 2022 01:19 AM (XKZwp)
Posted by: klaftern@yahoo.com at March 12, 2022 01:19 AM (taPSh)
https://youtu.be/EbHGS_bVkXY
Posted by: Sharkman at March 12, 2022 01:19 AM (B1Vad)
The song "Gloria", written by Van Morrison was covered by "The Wheels" in 1965 and "The Doors" in about 1968 or so.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 12, 2022 01:23 AM (SchxB)
Sign in to confirm age. I'll look around.
Rush - Body Electric
https://youtu.be/r3Dju2i4FZw
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 12, 2022 01:25 AM (SH2Zi)
That is a BIG difference, mentally....
Posted by: the last to post at March 12, 2022 01:11 AM (7Plx4)
My list of today's endurances:
1. Wearing a mask because I'm unclean (unvaxxed).
2. Being nose-raped for my weekly coof test, also due to being unclean.
3. Being spoken to and dismissed as if I were a toddler, making it clear they just don't give one fat damn about quality or production. (I believe I was "managed" by my boss who thinks I need "communication training" like he had).
4. Having said boss walk out a noon without telling anyone or reviewing the documents I needed him to review that were due TODAY.
5. Having said boss double book me for meetings next week and not replying when I asked him to send somebody else to one or two of those overlaps.
Not sure I'm able to tolerate much more.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 12, 2022 01:25 AM (eKvjl)
Posted by: pookysgirl, good at loading the church website at March 12, 2022 01:19 AM (XKZwp)
Sorry, telechurch may work for Protestants, but not Catholics. Couldn't have confession, couldn't have Mass. Good think I didn't die in a state of sin, eh? I'd be posting here from hell. But then, our fag bishop has the spine of a jellyfish.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 12, 2022 01:27 AM (eKvjl)
At least you're documenting for the lawsuit you'll be filing. Make sure to keep copies of everything offsite so they can't have IT just delete it.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 12, 2022 01:28 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 12, 2022 01:29 AM (SKVme)
Posted by: Quint at March 12, 2022 01:11 AM (wrXrJ)
Find somewhere with the latin Mass. Ladies wear skirts and veils, men wear suits and ties. Kids behave (mostly). And it's usually no bullshit fluffy sermons about how great we are that ignore, you know, GOD.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 12, 2022 01:29 AM (eKvjl)
Perhaps agree and say that yes, if Trump had closed the borders and Fauci had been arrested everything would have been different.
And then just wait for them to figure out how to respond.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2022 01:30 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 12, 2022 01:28 AM (SchxB)
Nah, I'm USACE. It would be like suing myself. No point. I think I will just go into flathead mode and just not give one damn either, doing what I'm told when I'm told to do it and not one tiny bit either. Found out today that, even with 30 years of experience and a 6-fold workload, I make just about as much as the useless chicken who just got registered last year. Fuck 'em. I'm paying for my house in the woods and then I quit.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 12, 2022 01:32 AM (eKvjl)
Posted by: pookysgirl, good at loading the church website at March 12, 2022 01:19 AM (XKZwp)
Sorry, telechurch may work for Protestants, but not Catholics. Couldn't have confession, couldn't have Mass. Good think I didn't die in a state of sin, eh? I'd be posting here from hell. But then, our fag bishop has the spine of a jellyfish.
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Yeah confession over the Internet doesn't sound too private.
Posted by: Ciampino at March 12, 2022 01:32 AM (qfLjt)
My mom had a pic in Iowa 60 or 70 years ago. It was of kids standing in line to go to Sunday School. There were at least a hundred of them.
Posted by: Quint at March 12, 2022 01:33 AM (wrXrJ)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 12, 2022 01:33 AM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Lord Percy && Senor Coffee at March 12, 2022 01:34 AM (iSbhf)
It's easy to point and count doors.
Posted by: Stateless at March 11, 2022 10:53 PM (FsZ2q)
This! For the purpose of this discussion, I think we should define "wheel" as a rotating disc that allows the transport of itself and the object to which its axle is fastened, and/or allows the transport of a material relative to the object to which its axle is fastened.
Examples of first case: car wheels, caster wheels, bike wheels.
Examples of second case: printer rollers, conveyor belt wheels, pulleys.
Intermediate case: bogie wheels on tanks and dozers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2022 01:34 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 12, 2022 01:35 AM (SH2Zi)
The fix is for them to see that COVID mania was always a lie.
Which is part of the reason for the Ukraine war dominating the news now.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2022 01:36 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Lord Percy && Senor Coffee at March 12, 2022 01:38 AM (iSbhf)
I think Protestants were late to the game. A lot of people thought the net would fix everything, so they applied it to church. I have no real problem with it, but it is no great fix. If you preach the Gospel, people will come.
Posted by: Quint at March 12, 2022 01:39 AM (wrXrJ)
Everyone I know who has had COVID since spring of 2021 has been clot shotted.
Which is why at some point the FNM shifted from "the jab is 95% effective in stopping your from getting or transmitting COVID" to "the jab will stop you from getting severe COVID".
Note, it doesn't do that either.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2022 01:41 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2022 10:59 PM (LKTKP)
Agreed. To me, "wheel" implies transport of itself or something rolling on it. Could you replace the wheel on a submarine hatch with an "X"? Why, yes, you could. Same with a car steering wheel.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2022 01:42 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur
Great band. Let's me practice what remains of my college German taken 40 years ago.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 12, 2022 01:42 AM (B1Vad)
Great band. Let's me practice what remains of my college German taken 40 years ago.
Ahem.
College. Austrian. You know, the land down under.
Posted by: Barack Obama at March 12, 2022 01:44 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2022 10:59 PM (LKTKP)
Agreed. To me, "wheel" implies transport of itself or something rolling on it. Could you replace the wheel on a submarine hatch with an "X"? Why, yes, you could. Same with a car steering wheel.
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We could put a screen door on a submarine, right?
Posted by: Ciampino at March 12, 2022 01:44 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: JB1000 at March 12, 2022 01:45 AM (wjnNP)
Posted by: Lord Percy && Senor Coffee at March 12, 2022 01:46 AM (iSbhf)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) -Honk as if your life depended on it! ~ at March 11, 2022 11:28 PM (hOUT3)
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The one simple question I always want Global Warming cultists asked is: What should the correct temperature for the Earth be? And no guessing but a firm number. Warming makes plants grow, providing us with more food, including grapes for all those whine moms. At one point in the not too distant past, England was known for its wine production. Today? Not so much.
Another interesting item is NYC's Central Park. Inside the park, you can still wee where the glaciers reached there furthest southern reach. Is that what the cultists want, NYC covered by a glacier? Oh wait, that's not a bad idea after all (says the NYC resident).
Posted by: RickZ at March 12, 2022 01:46 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: Lirio100 at March 12, 2022 01:46 AM (uFOGo)
Posted by: RickZ at March 12, 2022 01:47 AM (ldL4g)
It is very, very common to see moderns make fun of ancient people for their incantations and magical rituals. And yet a little fear and we moderns do the same damn things.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2022 01:50 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 11, 2022 11:44 PM (ynpvh)
No, they are round levers. Proof of that is the lever doorknob on the door two yards from my chair.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2022 01:55 AM (P3gRi)
I lament the old church, but also everything else. It didn't use to be this way. We got rolled like the Ukrainians, but we never put up a fight
Posted by: Quint at March 12, 2022 01:56 AM (wrXrJ)
https://is.gd/eihqs1
Posted by: Ciampino at March 12, 2022 01:56 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Journey at March 12, 2022 01:57 AM (WFMLs)
Posted by: Lirio100 at March 12, 2022 01:58 AM (uFOGo)
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So you don't think that Staircase To Heaven end with a doorway?
Posted by: Ciampino at March 12, 2022 02:00 AM (qfLjt)
Unfortunately my daughter pretty much bought into the Covid over reaction and the kids have worn masks until they officially became optional.
Posted by: Lirio100 at March 12, 2022 02:00 AM (uFOGo)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 12, 2022 02:01 AM (1pZw2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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A pair of pipe wrenches will do...just have to be dexterous...and keep in mind which is for left, and right.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 12, 2022 02:03 AM (AytXr)
Posted by: Quint at March 12, 2022 02:05 AM (wrXrJ)
Posted by: Ciampino at March 12, 2022 02:07 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: pookysgirl, not happy about VA choices at March 12, 2022 02:09 AM (XKZwp)
Goodnite, good people. Be safe, stay warm and sleep well.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 12, 2022 02:09 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 12, 2022 02:10 AM (1vynn)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nemophila
Posted by: Ciampino at March 12, 2022 02:11 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 12, 2022 02:03 AM (AytXr)
I have driven a car, not on the highway, with a pair of Vise-Grips clamped to the steering column. Like a tiller bar, which some early autos did indeed have.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2022 02:13 AM (P3gRi)
Israel means "to struggle with God".
These religions do not worship the same God that Abraham worshipped. The first moral lesson in the Bible is Genesis, and that lesson is that man has Free Will. Our God wants us to worship of our own accord, or our faith means nothing. Our God does not seek mindless automatons who submit themselves to His will.
Islam is opposed to Judeo-Christianity, not aligned with it.
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at March 12, 2022 02:16 AM (ZppVk)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 12, 2022 02:10 AM (1vynn
You don't live in a house or apartment?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 12, 2022 02:16 AM (1pZw2)
Vise_grips = Mexican speed wrench
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 12, 2022 02:17 AM (WF/xn)
Posted by: Ciampino at March 12, 2022 01:32 AM (qfLjt)
Its all good...can you speak a little louder
Posted by: Bob, NSA at March 12, 2022 02:17 AM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 12, 2022 02:17 AM (XG2Fi)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nemophila
Posted by: Ciampino at March 12, 2022 02:11 AM (qfLjt)
From the last thread? I think it is a field of poppies, with the red or orange color altered to blue. The leafy foliage looks more like poppy than it does Nemophila. And poppies are known to grow in vast fields.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2022 02:18 AM (P3gRi)
Okay! Holy cow squares off against Latin demon ... who prevails?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 12, 2022 02:20 AM (pNxlR)
Vise_grips = Mexican speed wrench
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 12, 2022 02:17 AM (WF/xn)
The most efficient nut corner rounder-offer ever offered for sale! But no toolbox should ever be without them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2022 02:20 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 12, 2022 02:20 AM (pNxlR)
I don't know about the cow but I'm certain the pigs lose,
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 12, 2022 02:21 AM (1pZw2)
Okay! Holy cow squares off against Latin demon ... who prevails?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 12, 2022 02:20 AM (pNxlR)
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Depends. How is the cow at playing the fiddle?
Posted by: Charlie Daniels at March 12, 2022 02:21 AM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 12, 2022 02:23 AM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 12, 2022 02:23 AM (1pZw2)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 12, 2022 02:23 AM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: JQ at March 12, 2022 02:26 AM (dpnJh)
Vise_grips = Mexican speed wrench
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 12, 2022 02:17 AM (WF/xn)
The most efficient nut corner rounder-offer ever offered for sale! But no toolbox should ever be without them.
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I have two small ones specially purchased when discounted, one to clamp my telescopic hood support and the other for a similar use on my trunk lid on the 2000 Dodge Intrepid.
Posted by: Ciampino at March 12, 2022 02:27 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 12, 2022 02:28 AM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Quint at March 12, 2022 02:28 AM (wrXrJ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydNRspXKDV0
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2022 02:30 AM (P3gRi)
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Traditionally small children were used for that job. Did you arrange it so that the vise grips were remotely controlled?
Posted by: Ciampino at March 12, 2022 02:31 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at March 12, 2022 02:34 AM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: JQ at March 12, 2022 02:35 AM (dpnJh)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydNRspXKDV0
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2022 02:30 AM (P3gRi)
That's pretty good.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 12, 2022 02:35 AM (SH2Zi)
Y'all getting snow from this atomic snow bomb storm of the century that's Putin's fault?
Posted by: AlaBAMA
When I recall recent periods where Dims were serving as President, what comes to mind most often is how prone they were to offer up excuses or shift the blame when matters went sideways versus facing facts and confessing that they screwed up.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 12, 2022 02:36 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Ciampino at March 12, 2022 02:37 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 12, 2022 02:36 AM (pNxlR)
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Recent? How ya doin', Mr. Van Winkle?
Posted by: RickZ at March 12, 2022 02:44 AM (ldL4g)
fixt, imo
Posted by: JQ at March 12, 2022 02:49 AM (dpnJh)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2022 03:13 AM (P3gRi)
(sips coffee)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 12, 2022 03:15 AM (sAmhv)
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Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 12, 2022 03:44 AM (VwHCD)
Bad Blue
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Posted by: Lirio100 at March 12, 2022 01:46 AM (uFOGo)
yay
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Pixy nood
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