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How Goethe
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 16, 2022 09:30 AM (HsAzN) 2
Corgis called
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 09:30 AM (UioMC) 3
Deaw me like a french girl
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2022 09:30 AM (qnVBz) 4
What a fop!
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 16, 2022 09:30 AM (yrol0) 5
Is this some kind of old gay pron?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 16, 2022 09:31 AM (z2xUm) 6
Tiny little shoes. Nice hat though.
Posted by: 496 at March 16, 2022 09:31 AM (VJsqe) Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2022 09:31 AM (qnVBz) 8
Where's the foot massage young boy?
Posted by: Goeth at March 16, 2022 09:31 AM (7bRMQ) Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 16, 2022 09:31 AM (w9Wax) 10
I like the way the fabric folds.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 16, 2022 09:32 AM (45fpk) 11
His right foot looks like a left foot!
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 16, 2022 09:32 AM (yrol0) 12
Why is he wearing his wife's hat? Is that Dickie Levine?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 09:32 AM (UioMC) 13
Come sit on Papa Joe's leathern breeches.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 16, 2022 09:33 AM (HsAzN) 14
Johann Heinrich Wilhelm Tischbein is dead.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 16, 2022 09:33 AM (UHVv4) 15
His left leg is very long.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 16, 2022 09:33 AM (U2p+3) 16
His left hand isn't nearly as tan as his right hand.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 16, 2022 09:33 AM (45fpk) 17
This is very weird and I find it technically skillful but unpleasant and I quite put my finger on why.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2022 09:33 AM (DU+/6) 18
Sure as Hell beats a nekkid lardass on an ottoman.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 16, 2022 09:33 AM (o2MD2) 19
Toga Party!
Posted by: Voter theater. at March 16, 2022 09:33 AM (FCPbW) 20
14 Johann Heinrich Wilhelm Tischbein is dead.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 16, 2022 09:33 AM (UHVv4) ----- And whenever I go out you will hear the people shout... Posted by: 496 at March 16, 2022 09:33 AM (VJsqe) 21
His right hand is bigger than his right foot.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 16, 2022 09:33 AM (z2xUm) 22
Nice dress, Francis.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2022 09:33 AM (UuD2k) 23
Why is he wearing a drapery?
Posted by: kraken at March 16, 2022 09:34 AM (Vr12I) 24
I thought the title should be "George Washington, Cosplaying".
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2022 09:34 AM (evAgx) 25
How did he write such famous stories with such little feet?
Posted by: Headly LaMarr at March 16, 2022 09:34 AM (7bRMQ) 26
This guy probably lives on a mountain and walks in a clockwise direction only! His left leg is twice as long as his right!
Posted by: Muldoon at March 16, 2022 09:34 AM (m45I2) Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 09:34 AM (UioMC) 28
Is this suppose to be his sexy pose?
Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2022 09:34 AM (NpAcC) 29
It's not Goethe! It's Gertrude, h8ers!
Posted by: Gertrude at March 16, 2022 09:34 AM (mNhhD) 30
The Goethe line wasn't a great pick up line for the ladies.
The Goethe line was easily breached by the allies during the Italian campaign. Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2022 09:34 AM (gmo/4) Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 09:34 AM (UioMC) 32
Why is he wearing a night gown over his clothes?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 16, 2022 09:35 AM (o2MD2) 33
My heart will Goethe on.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 16, 2022 09:35 AM (HmZuC) Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 16, 2022 09:35 AM (HsAzN) 35
Bold hanging out in the open, even if the sniper is armed with only a matchlock
Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 16, 2022 09:35 AM (mgm0a) Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2022 09:35 AM (Msys3) 37
Tres Gai.
Posted by: From about that time at March 16, 2022 09:35 AM (4780s) 38
It's kind of a ridiculous painting isn't it?
Posted by: kraken at March 16, 2022 09:36 AM (Vr12I) 39
Not a bright sunny day in this picture. It looks like storm clouds are either gathering or dissipating.
I'm guessing they're gathering, and I wonder the significance. Posted by: 496 at March 16, 2022 09:36 AM (VJsqe) 40
Vacationing?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 16, 2022 09:36 AM (z5Vrg) 41
I wonder if he named a daughter Gerta.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2022 09:36 AM (evAgx) 42
How come no one declared Faust. I'm disappointed.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at March 16, 2022 09:36 AM (eGTCV) 43
I'll have to see if that's a glorified farm worker's smock he's wearing.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 16, 2022 09:36 AM (UHVv4) 44
Looks too staged.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2022 09:36 AM (NpAcC) 45
I'm not saying "fop", but "fop". Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 16, 2022 09:37 AM (pNxlR) 46
Bold hanging out in the open, even if the sniper is armed with only a matchlock
Posted by: Skip's Phone They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 09:37 AM (UioMC) 47
The Campagna family lived in my neighborhood. They would have beat this guy up.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 16, 2022 09:37 AM (HsAzN) 48
43 I'll have to see if that's a glorified farm worker's smock he's wearing.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 16, 2022 09:36 AM (UHVv4) Nah, it's not daubed wwith cowshit. Posted by: kraken at March 16, 2022 09:37 AM (Vr12I) 49
Goethe's my deadname. My pronouns are she/shim.
Posted by: Gertrude at March 16, 2022 09:37 AM (mNhhD) Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at March 16, 2022 09:37 AM (vrz2I) 51
That's a big hat.
Posted by: dantesed at March 16, 2022 09:37 AM (88xKn) 52
I don't know why he has on the hat. It adds nothing to the painting and looks like an afterthought.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 16, 2022 09:38 AM (o2MD2) Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2022 09:38 AM (Msys3) 54
His right foot looks like a left foot!
Posted by: rhennigantx His entire right leg is much larger than the left. Something is probably afoot. Posted by: The Chia Pet Shop Boyz 2 Men at March 16, 2022 09:38 AM (EnXRd) 55
Hurdy-Goethe Man Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 16, 2022 09:38 AM (pNxlR) 56
Now that's a hat! I think kittuh is hiding in it.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 16, 2022 09:38 AM (sAmhv) 57
I need two of you for the orgy tonight!
Posted by: Scene In Background at March 16, 2022 09:38 AM (7bRMQ) 58
52 I don't know why he has on the hat. It adds nothing to the painting and looks like an afterthought.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 16, 2022 09:38 AM (o2MD2) Photoshop fail. Posted by: kraken at March 16, 2022 09:38 AM (Vr12I) 59
Uhhhh, that outfit you are wearing is kind of complex. Gonna need extra color mixing.... brush cleaning... I am going to have to add a 20% upcharge for that.
Well, what if I cover myself with this drape? Perfect! Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2022 09:38 AM (qnVBz) 60
The breeches are made of the finest Corinthian Leather.
Posted by: Ricardo at March 16, 2022 09:38 AM (a3Q+t) Posted by: fd at March 16, 2022 09:38 AM (vrz2I) 62
I've seen that hat at the Kentucky Derby, all it needs is a few flowers.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2022 09:39 AM (NpAcC) 63
I was born in the wrong century. This lounging would be SO much more comfortable in a Snuggy. Damned sleeveless blanket!
Posted by: Goethe at March 16, 2022 09:39 AM (JCZqz) 64
The Gentleman Farmer is the backbone of this country!
Posted by: Oliver Wendell Douglas, Green Acres at March 16, 2022 09:39 AM (4I/2K) 65
Are leg puns tibia nounced already?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 16, 2022 09:39 AM (HsAzN) 66
where the choir boys at?
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (k1UTF) - at March 16, 2022 09:39 AM (k1UTF) 67
Ok, we should point out that the painter is making the "intellectuals standing (okay laying) on the ruins of past civilizations" metaphor here.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2022 09:39 AM (evAgx) 68
At least he came out as a tranny in style ... unlike today's freaks. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 16, 2022 09:40 AM (pNxlR) 69
Now I understand the term "fop"!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 16, 2022 09:40 AM (hOUT3) 70
The breeches are made of the finest *Corinthian Leather.
Posted by: Ricardo *Stolen from the backseat of a 1985 Dodge Aries K Car. Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 09:40 AM (UioMC) Posted by: rhennigantx at March 16, 2022 09:40 AM (yrol0) 72
"Yep, Ladies, I wrote "Faust".
Now, come to Daddy for some sweet sweet Intellectual Literary Lovin'!" Posted by: naturalfake at March 16, 2022 09:40 AM (5NkmN) 73
13 Come sit on Papa Joe's leathern breeches.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 16, 2022 09:33 AM (HsAzN) "And peel me a grape!" Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 16, 2022 09:40 AM (dfRN6) 74
He's wearing that stupid fleece blanket thing they sell on TV!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2022 09:40 AM (UuD2k) 75
That's not a calf. That's a full-grown cow.
Posted by: Wally at March 16, 2022 09:40 AM (FJYfm) 76
||Goethe wears a large wide-brimmed grey hat, fashionable among German artists in Rome at the time, and a creamy white traveler's duster. He is portrayed in a classical manner, informally recumbent in the open air, surrounded by Roman ruins, with the Campagna di Roma in the background||
||A duster is a light, loose-fitting long coat. The original dusters were full-length, light-colored canvas or linen coats worn by horsemen to protect their clothing from trail dust. These dusters were typically slit up the back to hip level for ease of wear on horseback. Dusters intended for riding may have features such as a buttonable rear slit and leg straps to hold the flaps in place. For better protection against rain, dusters were made from oilcloth and later from waxed cotton.|| Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 16, 2022 09:40 AM (UHVv4) 77
His left leg is very long.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 16, 2022 09:33 AM The middle one is in between. Posted by: zombie John Holmes at March 16, 2022 09:41 AM (a3Q+t) 78
I've seen that hat at the Kentucky Derby, all it needs is a few flowers.
Posted by: redridinghood And two holes for the horse's ears. Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 09:41 AM (UioMC) 79
16 His left hand isn't nearly as tan as his right hand.
Posted by: grammie winger Goethe was an excellent golfer, but made a Faustian bargain to get his skillz. Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 16, 2022 09:41 AM (w9Wax) 80
I think the hat and smock are traveling wear, to keep the dust of the road off your fine hair and fancy clothes.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2022 09:41 AM (evAgx) 81
It's the Nineteenth Century's Snuggie! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 16, 2022 09:41 AM (pNxlR) 82
I don't think Goethe owns a weedwhacker. (If you catch my drift)
Posted by: JT at March 16, 2022 09:41 AM (arJlL) 83
His left leg is very long.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 16, 2022 09:33 AM The middle one is in between. Posted by: zombie John Holmes His broheims call him "Tripod". Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 09:41 AM (UioMC) Posted by: rhennigantx at March 16, 2022 09:42 AM (yrol0) 85
All of my leather comes from the Faux region of France.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2022 09:42 AM (qnVBz) 86
Tischbein. He was great at table legs.
Posted by: t-bird at March 16, 2022 09:42 AM (D6lWx) 87
That duster looks a lot more like silk than waxed cotton.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 16, 2022 09:42 AM (o2MD2) 88
16 His left hand isn't nearly as tan as his right hand.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 16, 2022 09:33 AM (45fpk) --------------------------- He golfs. Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 16, 2022 09:42 AM (CAJOC) 89
The lack of nipples in this painting makes this an automatic 'wouldn't hang'.
But the artist at least doesn't need glasses. /s *his technique seems pretty solid* Posted by: GnuBreed at March 16, 2022 09:42 AM (F0YaR) 90
He's just a girl who cain't say "no" Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 16, 2022 09:42 AM (pNxlR) 91
may have features such as a buttonable rear slit and leg straps to hold the flaps in place.
Posted by: andycanuck This then was the story of Obama. Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2022 09:42 AM (Msys3) 92
I can't remember ever reading his Faust. I've read Marlowe's, and I've read *about* Goethe's in introductions to Marlowe's but don't think I've actually read Goethe's.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 16, 2022 09:42 AM (HsAzN) 93
65 Are leg puns tibia nounced already?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 16, 2022 09:39 AM (HsAzN) At the thound of that, the commenters heaved many a thigh of relief! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 16, 2022 09:43 AM (hOUT3) 94
Nobody seems to have mentioned the ghey nekkid bondage scene in the bas relief fresco there...
Posted by: Muldoon at March 16, 2022 09:43 AM (m45I2) 95
||A duster is a light, loose-fitting long coat. The original dusters were full-length, light-colored canvas or linen coats worn by horsemen to protect their clothing from trail dust. These dusters were typically slit up the back to hip level for ease of wear on horseback. Dusters intended for riding may have features such as a buttonable rear slit and leg straps to hold the flaps in place. For better protection against rain, dusters were made from oilcloth and later from waxed cotton.||
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 16, 2022 09:40 AM (UHVv4) Makes me think of scene in Good Bad Ugly where they think it Rebels ridding up but it Union covered in dust. Posted by: rhennigantx at March 16, 2022 09:43 AM (yrol0) 96
His left hand isn't nearly as tan as his right hand.
Posted by: grammie winger Goethe was an excellent golfer, but made a Faustian bargain to get his skillz. Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 16, 2022 09:41 AM (w9Wax) It is funny to see avid golfers, with a tanned right hand and pale left hand. The golf world cries out for a good spray tan. Posted by: Wally at March 16, 2022 09:43 AM (FJYfm) 97
OG poofter...would not hang.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 16, 2022 09:43 AM (NgqoH) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 16, 2022 09:43 AM (pNxlR) 99
100 comment rule.[CBD]
Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2022 09:44 AM (RHGPo) 100
84 Heres a Warhol version
https://tinyurl.com/e9mbspz9 Posted by: rhennigantx at March 16, 2022 09:42 AM (yrol0) I think the most historically accurate film portrayal of Andy Warhol was in MiB III. It explains everything. Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2022 09:44 AM (evAgx) Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 09:44 AM (UioMC) Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2022 09:44 AM (Msys3) 103
93 65 Are leg puns tibia nounced already?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 16, 2022 09:39 AM (HsAzN) At the thound of that, the commenters heaved many a thigh of relief! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar Fasciaist! Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 16, 2022 09:44 AM (w9Wax) 104
Those don't look like the clothes he's used to wearing. Like, "Hurry up and make the damn picture already, so I can put my jeans back on."
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 16, 2022 09:44 AM (p+1gI) 105
93 65 Are leg puns tibia nounced already?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 16, 2022 09:39 AM (HsAzN) At the thound of that, the commenters heaved many a thigh of relief! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 16, 2022 09:43 AM (hOUT3) You keep this shit up and CBD gonna haf to put his foot down! Posted by: rhennigantx at March 16, 2022 09:45 AM (yrol0) Posted by: Count de Monet at March 16, 2022 09:45 AM (4I/2K) 107
97 OG poofter...would not hang.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 16, 2022 09:43 AM (NgqoH) . . . and his shit's all retarded. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2022 09:45 AM (s2VJv) 108
All hat. No Goethe.
Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2022 09:45 AM (gmo/4) 109
Goethe was an excellent golfer, but made a Faustian bargain to get his skillz.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 16, 2022 09:41 AM (w9Wax) I've been accused of this more than once. Posted by: GnuBreed at March 16, 2022 09:45 AM (F0YaR) 110
It is funny to see avid golfers, with a tanned right hand and pale left hand. The golf world cries out for a good spray tan.
Posted by: Wally Ron Popiel! A lonely nation cries out to you. Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 09:45 AM (UioMC) 111
"What about this hat? It doesn't make me look ghey does it?
I think maybe it makes me look ghey. No? You sure? Well, okay what about this muu-muu? I mean, I know it hides my little spare tire and love handles. But, in all this white I look like a Hawaiian bride at her wedding or something. So, ghey? No. Well... Okay, you're the expert. Paint away. Posted by: naturalfake at March 16, 2022 09:45 AM (5NkmN) 112
Heres a Warhol version
https://tinyurl.com/e9mbspz9 Posted by: rhennigantx at March 16, 2022 09:42 AM (yrol0) ****** Cool. Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2022 09:45 AM (NpAcC) 113
His left leg is very long.
Posted by: nurse ratched Thank you for the correction. The left foot on the right leg freckled me up. Posted by: The Chia Pet Shop Boyz 2 Men at March 16, 2022 09:46 AM (EnXRd) 114
He was reputed to have a very Goethe penis Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 16, 2022 09:46 AM (pNxlR) 115
You keep this shit up and CBD gonna haf to put his foot down!
Posted by: rhennigantx Better down than up! Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 09:46 AM (UioMC) 116
My favorite still life is the Durham investigation. Posted by: Auspex at March 16, 2022 09:46 AM (bQvYf) 117
Nobody seems to have mentioned the ghey nekkid bondage scene in the bas relief fresco there...
Posted by: Muldoon at March 16, 2022 09:43 AM (m45I2) 57 On the orders of Empress Nympho. Posted by: Scene In Background at March 16, 2022 09:47 AM (7bRMQ) 118
111 "What about this hat? It doesn't make me look ghey does it?
I think maybe it makes me look ghey. No? You sure? Well, okay what about this muu-muu? I mean, I know it hides my little spare tire and love handles. But, in all this white I look like a Hawaiian bride at her wedding or something. So, ghey? No. Well... Okay, you're the expert. Paint away. Posted by: naturalfake at March 16, 2022 09:45 AM (5NkmN) If you ask someone if what you are wearing looks ghey then you already know the answer! Posted by: rhennigantx at March 16, 2022 09:47 AM (yrol0) 119
I don't see a Panzerfaust.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 16, 2022 09:47 AM (UHVv4) 120
"Can Psaki's feet really be that hairy?"
Posted by: Goethe at March 16, 2022 09:47 AM (a3Q+t) 121
New York Rangers fans boo Gov. Hochul's introduction on women's empowerment night
Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2022 09:47 AM (RHGPo) 122
Goethe, much like Van Gogh, is difficult to make good puns with, because nobody is quite sure how to pronounce it.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 16, 2022 09:47 AM (m45I2) Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 16, 2022 09:47 AM (wVHhX) 124
Biden admin weighs providing Ukraine with killer drones called Switchblades
Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2022 09:48 AM (RHGPo) Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2022 09:48 AM (gmo/4) 126
Who da fuck travels with a fainting couch and a painter?
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 16, 2022 09:48 AM (yrol0) 127
New York Rangers fans boo Gov. Hochul's introduction on women's empowerment night
Posted by: SMOD Mainly because she showed up a day late. Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 09:48 AM (UioMC) 128
What we are not seeing is he's a bloody mess on his left side's back from where his kidney was stolen ... his "WTF just happened?" look is the tell. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 16, 2022 09:48 AM (pNxlR) 129
Russian world number one Daniil Medvedev might only be allowed to play at Wimbledon if he can assure the government he does NOT support Putin, Sports Minister tells MPs
Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2022 09:48 AM (RHGPo) 130
Everyone here saying "Gay" is in direct violation of FL law!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2022 09:48 AM (qnVBz) 131
New York Rangers fans boo Gov. Hochul's introduction on women's empowerment night
Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2022 09:47 AM (RHGPo) We are smart fans. Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2022 09:48 AM (gmo/4) Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 09:48 AM (UioMC) 133
If you ask someone if what you are wearing looks ghey then you already know the answer!
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 16, 2022 09:47 AM No, sometimes we really want to know. Posted by: Do these pants make me look fat? at March 16, 2022 09:49 AM (a3Q+t) 134
Don't know a lot about Goethe except that he was a sort of armchair radical when it came to religion and politics.
As to the hat? A Northern European under the Roman sun? I'd wear one, too. Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 16, 2022 09:49 AM (dfRN6) 135
Johann Heinrich Wilhelm Tischbein
I wonder if he's related to Douglass Oliver Wendell Douglass ? Posted by: JT at March 16, 2022 09:49 AM (arJlL) 136
Not only are Democrats a burden to many Americans, but scientists are now saying it could have negative long-term consequences on the human brain.
Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2022 09:50 AM (RHGPo) 137
Report: White House Deploys Kamala Harris to Tout 'Achievements'
.. their achievements are numerous that they need Kamala to recount thme Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2022 09:50 AM (RHGPo) Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 16, 2022 09:51 AM (HsAzN) 139
The Nork missile program continues apace. Yet another blessing of nice tweets.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2022 09:51 AM (qnVBz) 140
Report: White House Deploys Kamala Harris to Tout 'Achievements'
.. their achievements are numerous that they need Kamala to recount them Posted by: SMOD Five is right out. Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2022 09:51 AM (Msys3) 141
Looks like there is a second person laying down beside him with her right leg crossed over her left.
Where is his right leg? Sometimes I think CBD effs with us with paintings like this. Furious with him. Posted by: The Chia Pet Shop Boyz 2 Men at March 16, 2022 09:51 AM (EnXRd) 142
As to the hat? A Northern European under the Roman sun? I'd wear one, too.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 16, 2022 09:49 AM (dfRN6) I'd go with a Pith Helmet. It's Pithier. Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2022 09:51 AM (gmo/4) 143
137 Report: White House Deploys Kamala Harris to Tout 'Achievements'
.. their achievements are numerous that they need Kamala to recount thme Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2022 09:50 AM (RHGPo) ----- She'll be blowing their own horn. How fitting. Posted by: 496 at March 16, 2022 09:51 AM (VJsqe) 144
J.H.W.T. sub-contracted the lower extremities.
Posted by: klaftern@yahoo.com at March 16, 2022 09:51 AM (taPSh) 145
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Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2022 09:52 AM (RHGPo) 146
Goethe, much like Van Gogh, is difficult to make good puns with, because nobody is quite sure how to pronounce it.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 16, 2022 09:47 AM (m45I2) With Gogh, you can always Go for the ear puns. Goethe = gauche = tacky? Posted by: GnuBreed at March 16, 2022 09:52 AM (F0YaR) 147
He is contemplated the naked slave man carving and hoping some day to have his own naked slave man.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 16, 2022 09:52 AM (yrol0) 148
Goethe was a dandy...
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2022 09:52 AM (roH/W) 149
Goethe, much like Van Gogh, is difficult to make good puns with, because nobody is quite sure how to pronounce it.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 16, 2022 09:47 AM (m45I2) ++++ There once was a man who would scoff At those who pronounced it "Van Gogh" ... Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2022 09:52 AM (DU+/6) 150
Looks like he should be swimming for the Penn Women's team.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 16, 2022 09:53 AM (sjdRT) 151
Dr. Faust was good because he was a doctor and doctors are good. It's important that we remember every day to keep doing what we've been doing every day in following the science like Dr. Fauc..er, Faust did. Dr. Faust made a bargain and that bargain was with us the American people to defeat Covid as we do with the tools and resources that we have every day.
Posted by: Kamala Harris Explains at March 16, 2022 09:53 AM (HsAzN) 152
He is contemplated the naked slave man carving and hoping some day to have his own naked slave man.
Posted by: rhennigantx So, he likes Gladiator movies..... Posted by: JT at March 16, 2022 09:54 AM (arJlL) Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 09:54 AM (UioMC) 154
The silk gown does nothing for him
Posted by: CN at March 16, 2022 09:54 AM (ONvIw) 155
I guess he is dressed to eat spaghetti. Not a bad move.
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 16, 2022 09:55 AM (LQjWA) 156
> Report: White House Deploys Kamala Harris to Tout 'Achievements'
Achievements are good, and the time for achievements is every day. Posted by: Kamalala at March 16, 2022 09:55 AM (sjdRT) 157
I don't know who the president is, but apparently he has Covid, according to FJB.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2022 09:55 AM (qnVBz) Posted by: JT at March 16, 2022 09:55 AM (arJlL) 159
A disgraced Navy nuclear engineer and his wife, who look amazingly like typical NPCs, are facing a combined 20 years in prison for to trying to sell secrets about American nuclear-powered warships approached Brazil with the classified information, it has been revealed.
Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2022 09:56 AM (RHGPo) 160
The odds of him owning a weedwhacker are not very good.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 16, 2022 09:56 AM (F0YaR) 161
The bois at the Campagna bath houses pronounce it "Girthy."
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 16, 2022 09:56 AM (HsAzN) 162
> > Report: White House Deploys Kamala Harris to Tout 'Achievements'
_____________ Shouldn't take too long. Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 16, 2022 09:57 AM (BFigT) 163
Cover thy spacious heavens, Zeus, With clouds of mist, And like the boy who lops The thistles' heads, Disport with oaks and mountain-peaks; Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 16, 2022 09:57 AM (oWZwa) 164
158 I guess he is dressed to eat spaghetti. Not a bad move.
Posted by: Puddinhead And sausage. --------------- Watch it. You're gonna make Jussie hard. Posted by: Puddinhead at March 16, 2022 09:57 AM (LQjWA) 165
His body does seem to be out of proportion in a number of places, and he kind of seems like he "photoshopped" into the painting. It reminds me a bit of those magnetic paintings, where you had a background, and various people and objects, and you could stick people into whatever part of the painting you wanted.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 16, 2022 09:57 AM (CAJOC) 166
Goethe, Lounging
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 16, 2022 09:57 AM (txdEq) 167
Report: White House Deploys Kamala Harris to Tout 'Achievements'
Is that what the kids are calling it these days? Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2022 09:57 AM (Msys3) 168
I don't know who the president is, but apparently he has Covid, according to FJB.
Barry has COVID? That's terrible. But the good news for you people? Sheriff Joe is the VP! Posted by: Joe Biden at March 16, 2022 09:58 AM (ESjRY) 169
>165 His body does seem to be out of proportion in a number of places, and he kind of seems like he "photoshopped" into the painting. It reminds me a bit of those magnetic paintings, where you had a background, and various people and objects, and you could stick people into whatever part of the painting you wanted.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 16, 2022 09:57 AM (CAJOC) You're not really 29, are you? Posted by: Muad'dib at March 16, 2022 09:58 AM (sjdRT) 170
There once was a writer named Goethe
Who visited the Canuk's Alberta Said maple syrup's okay But, this place is so ghey Forget my muu-muu! I'll wear my burka. Posted by: naturalfake at March 16, 2022 09:58 AM (5NkmN) 171
Wasn't Goethe considered to be the German Shakespeare?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 16, 2022 09:58 AM (txdEq) 172
I believe he just banged the chick or dude laying next to him.
Also I tried to sit in that position. Impossible. Try it yourselves. Posted by: The Chia Pet Shop Boyz 2 Men at March 16, 2022 09:58 AM (EnXRd) 173
A disgraced Navy nuclear engineer and his wife, who look amazingly like typical NPCs, are facing a combined 20 years in prison for to trying to sell secrets about American nuclear-powered warships approached Brazil with the classified information, it has been revealed.
Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2022 09:56 AM (RHGPo) They both should be facing a death sentence for treason and hanged. Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2022 09:59 AM (gmo/4) 174
>There once was a man who would scoff
At those who pronounced it "Van Gogh" ... Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2022 09:52 AM (DU+/6) When I was in art school (yes, I know) I had an art history prof who pronounced it 'Van Gock' - with the O umlaut. Pretentious fuck as he was. Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 16, 2022 09:59 AM (NgqoH) Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 16, 2022 09:59 AM (HsAzN) 176
guess he is dressed to eat spaghetti. Not a bad move.
Posted by: Puddinhead And sausage. Posted by: JT at March 16, 2022 09:55 AM (arJlL) Brats alfredo over sauerkraut. His chef is one of those fusion guys. Posted by: Count de Monet at March 16, 2022 09:59 AM (4I/2K) 177
84> nice Warhol version. If you liked Warhol art check out the doc on Netflix on him. If you aren't into his lifestyle skip it.
Posted by: sidney at March 16, 2022 09:59 AM (LJJah) 178
That hat is . . . huge.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 16, 2022 09:59 AM (txdEq) 179
He must have an enormous schwanstucker!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 16, 2022 09:59 AM (U2p+3) 180
151. Thread winner.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 16, 2022 10:00 AM (F8MJE) 181
Wasn't Goethe considered to be the German Shakespeare?
------------------ It's better in the original Klingon. Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 16, 2022 10:00 AM (UHVv4) 182
He must have an enormous schwanstucker!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 16, 2022 09:59 AM (U2p+3) Not with those tiny feet. ;D Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2022 10:01 AM (gmo/4) 183
Report: White House Deploys Kamala Harris to Tout 'Achievements'
.. the current hold up is trying to figure out how to make the plane fly backward Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2022 10:01 AM (RHGPo) 184
Dude has some long skinny fingers. He'd be a natural proctologist.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 10:01 AM (UioMC) 185
That's not alfredo sauce.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 16, 2022 10:01 AM (vuisn) 186
That hat is . . . huge.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 16, 2022 09:59 AM (txdEq) 179 He must have an enormous schwanstucker! Posted by: nurse ratched at March 16, 2022 09:59 AM (U2p+3) Hence the hat, to conceal his inappropriate boner. Posted by: Count de Monet at March 16, 2022 10:01 AM (4I/2K) 187
Wasn't Goethe considered to be the German Shakespeare?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius Morgen und morgen und morgen, Schleicht sich in diesem kleinlichen Tempo von Tag zu Tag, Bis zur letzten Silbe der aufgezeichneten Zeit. . . Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2022 10:01 AM (Msys3) 188
He must have an enormous schwanstucker! I hate to disappoint you, ma'am, but you're suckin' on my arm! Posted by: Bart at March 16, 2022 10:01 AM (ESjRY) 189
I think Olan Mills used that same background for my 1975 school portrait.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 16, 2022 10:02 AM (vuisn) 190
So I can't draw left index fingers. Sue me.
Posted by: strange matter at March 16, 2022 10:02 AM (vcv8B) 191
So, he likes Gladiator movies.....
Posted by: JT at March 16, 2022 09:54 AM (arJlL) Who does not? Posted by: rhennigantx at March 16, 2022 10:02 AM (yrol0) 192
>I hate to disappoint you, ma'am, but you're suckin' on my arm!
Posted by: Bart at March 16, 2022 10:01 AM (ESjRY) I hate it when they get those confused! Posted by: Muad'dib at March 16, 2022 10:02 AM (sjdRT) 193
I was born in the wrong century. This lounging would be SO much more comfortable in a Snuggy. Damned sleeveless blanket!
Posted by: Goethe at March 16, 2022 *** You missed out on the Peloton, too! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 16, 2022 10:02 AM (txdEq) 194
I think Olan Mills used that same background for my 1975 school portrait.
Posted by: Dr. Varno Sears. Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 10:03 AM (UioMC) 195
You're not really 29, are you?
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 16, 2022 09:58 AM (sjdRT) ------------------------------- I've been 29 for many years now. Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 16, 2022 10:03 AM (CAJOC) 196
187 Wasn't Goethe considered to be the German Shakespeare? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius Morgen und morgen und morgen, Schleicht sich in diesem kleinlichen Tempo von Tag zu Tag, Bis zur letzten Silbe der aufgezeichneten Zeit. . . Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2022 10:01 AM (Msys3) Rolls right off the tongue that does - a language like choking on a chicken bone. Posted by: kraken at March 16, 2022 10:03 AM (Vr12I) 197
"I wonder if you can find some good lutefisk around here?"
Posted by: Goethe at March 16, 2022 10:04 AM (a3Q+t) 198
They both should be facing a death sentence for treason and hanged.
Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2022 09:59 AM (gmo/4) Judges would have also accepted keel hauling. Posted by: rhennigantx at March 16, 2022 10:04 AM (yrol0) 199
Get ready to see more, so much more, of Vice President Kamala Harris. According to a report Wednesday, Harris is being deployed by the White House to tout President Joe Biden's "achievements" at home while he jets off to Europe and a role on the international stage formerly claimed by her. Sources familiar with the plans told The Hill the vice president will be spending coming weeks crisscrossing the country and touting the successes of the administration.
The simple explanation ... Harris will be reminding any would-be assassins that she would replace Joe Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2022 10:04 AM (RHGPo) 200
Hence the hat, to conceal his inappropriate boner.
Posted by: Count de Monet When you're over 50, any boner is appropriate! Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 10:04 AM (UioMC) 201
Morgen und morgen und morgen, Schleicht sich in diesem kleinlichen Tempo von Tag zu Tag, Bis zur letzten Silbe der aufgezeichneten Zeit. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2022 *** It's odd. My knowledge of German stops at "Wir kommen fur den Englander," but I can sort of read this. . . . Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 16, 2022 10:05 AM (txdEq) 202
I like the colors and I think the artist captured everything well.
I wouldn't hang, though, as it just seems, well, weird. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 16, 2022 10:05 AM (5pTK/) 203
173 A disgraced Navy nuclear engineer and his wife, who look amazingly like typical NPCs, are facing a combined 20 years in prison for to trying to sell secrets about American nuclear-powered warships approached Brazil with the classified information, it has been revealed.
Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2022 09:56 AM (RHGPo) They did it because they hated Trump No, seriously. Posted by: blaster at March 16, 2022 10:05 AM (9otr5) 204
triple martini time for breakfast after this piece of art.
Posted by: The Chia Pet Shop Boyz 2 Men at March 16, 2022 10:06 AM (EnXRd) 205
That Goethe fellow sure had some sturdy underpinnings, eh!?
Posted by: Muldoon at March 16, 2022 10:06 AM (m45I2) 206
Marlon Brando as Mark Antony in Julius Caesar on TCM at 10:45 but should have been on yesterday.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 16, 2022 10:06 AM (UHVv4) 207
Rolls right off the tongue that does - a language like choking on a chicken bone.
Posted by: kraken at March 16, 2022 *** Heinlein had a character say that Spanish sounded like honey dripping from a jug, French like a catfight, and German like someone being strangled. (I question that first one. Maybe Castilian Spanish sounds like that, but Western Hemisphere Spanish sounds like knives clashing.) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 16, 2022 10:06 AM (txdEq) 208
American Federation of Teachers (AFT), the second-largest teacher's union in the United States, has been getting trolled into oblivion for sharing a "We Stand with Ukraine" poster in which the flag is upside down.
Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2022 10:07 AM (RHGPo) 209
Just got an oil delivery, 3.699 per gallon, up 24% over the previous month. The two prior months were up 12% and 10% respectively. Up 53% vs the December 13. Seeing a trend here.
Saw Secretary Butt Boy is saying inflation isn't permanent. No shit Sherlock, eventually your economy collapses completely. Posted by: From about that time at March 16, 2022 10:07 AM (4780s) 210
Goethe your loins!
Posted by: blaster at March 16, 2022 10:07 AM (9otr5) 211
He must have an enormous schwanstucker!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 16, 2022 09:59 AM Another black schwan event? Posted by: Carrington at March 16, 2022 10:07 AM (a3Q+t) Posted by: Muldoon at March 16, 2022 10:07 AM (m45I2) 213
He's available ladies!
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 16, 2022 10:07 AM (GYllL) 214
He must have an enormous schwanstucker!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 16, 2022 09:59 AM That goes without saying. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 16, 2022 10:08 AM (vqhPW) 215
My knowledge of German stops at "Wir kommen fur den Englander," but I can sort of read this. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius Sprechen zie Duetch? Nein! Flammenwerfer. Eargensplitten loudenboomer. (.22 in a necked down 20 mike mike case) Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 10:08 AM (UioMC) 216
Check out this shit:
https://www.avinc.com/tms Supposedly they are using these in Ukraine against the Russians. War of the Drones! Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2022 10:08 AM (Y5qcH) 217
The Schwanstucker Sw 21 triplane was actually a bit tight for foot room.
Posted by: klaftern@yahoo.com at March 16, 2022 10:08 AM (taPSh) 218
208 American Federation of Teachers (AFT), the second-largest teacher's union in the United States, has been getting trolled into oblivion for sharing a "We Stand with Ukraine" poster in which the flag is upside down.
Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2022 10:07 AM (RHGPo) They totally did that on purpose as a sign that Ukraine is in distress! --Leftist who just learned.a thing on Twitter Posted by: blaster at March 16, 2022 10:08 AM (9otr5) 219
Wasn't Goethe considered to be the German Shakespeare?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius Yes! He was most famous for his comedies: The Merry Wives of Auschwitz The Comedy of Genocide Much Ado About Gassing A Midsummer Night's Genocide The Merchant of Auschwitz As You Like Genocide The Taming of the Jew and All's Well That Ends Well, If It Ends With Genocide Posted by: naturalfake at March 16, 2022 10:08 AM (5NkmN) Posted by: Muldoon at March 16, 2022 10:09 AM (m45I2) 221
Goethe, much like Van Gogh, is difficult to make good puns with, because nobody is quite sure how to pronounce it.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 16, 2022 *** I thought it's pronounced something like "ger-tuh"? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 16, 2022 10:09 AM (txdEq) 222
Four in 10 New Yorkers want out of "Vampire State."
Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2022 10:09 AM (RHGPo) Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 16, 2022 10:09 AM (NgqoH) 224
A video on Uke Nazi forces: https://tinyurl.com/2nnhvp34
I don't like Putin but I hate neo-Nazis. Posted by: CN at March 16, 2022 10:10 AM (ONvIw) 225
They did it because they hated Trump
No, seriously. Why would you sell nuke secrets to...Brazil?...because you hate Trump? Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2022 10:10 AM (ESjRY) 226
It's odd. My knowledge of German stops at "Wir kommen fur den Englander," but I can sort of read this. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 16, 2022 10:05 AM Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 16, 2022 10:10 AM (vqhPW) 227
So the new thing on college campus is to file a harassment complaint against a student with conservative or Christian values.
Most DEI offices will automatically file a NO CONTACT letter with the student basically the same as a restraint order. In some cases this means the student cannot attend class as the complainant would be in the same room. Posted by: rhennigantx at March 16, 2022 10:10 AM (yrol0) 228
It's all chaise lounges and satin sheets and foppery until he starts spamcasting spells at you.
Posted by: Beware of sorcery! at March 16, 2022 10:10 AM (W/jUp) 229
All's Well That Ends Well, If It Ends With Genocide
Posted by: naturalfake at March 16, 2022 *** Don't forget his tragedy set against the backdrop of the German auto industry, MacMercedes! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 16, 2022 10:10 AM (txdEq) 230
They both should be facing a death sentence for treason and hanged.
Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2022 09:59 AM (gmo/4) I thought hanging was viewed as a more honorable sentence than the firing squad, so... Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 16, 2022 10:11 AM (hOUT3) 231
Why would you sell nuke secrets to...Brazil?...because you hate Trump?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2022 10:10 AM (ESjRY) Because he's a Nazi! Posted by: blaster at March 16, 2022 10:11 AM (9otr5) 232
Heinlein had a character say that Spanish sounded like honey dripping from a jug, French like a catfight, and German like someone being strangled. (I question that first one. Maybe Castilian Spanish sounds like that, but Western Hemisphere Spanish sounds like knives clashing.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 16, 2022 10:06 AM (txdEq) I always liked Frederick the Great's language comparisons. "I speak French to my lovers, Polish to my servants, and German to my dogs." Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2022 10:11 AM (trdmm) 233
It's " Goeth" like, " goeth, and sin no moreth". Sheesh, people!
Posted by: kraken at March 16, 2022 10:11 AM (Vr12I) Posted by: Muldoon at March 16, 2022 10:11 AM (m45I2) 235
American Federation of Teachers (AFT), the second-largest teacher's union in the United States, has been getting trolled into oblivion for sharing a "We Stand with Ukraine" poster in which the flag is upside down.
Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2022 10:07 AM (RHGPo) Perfect example of the current educational state of "teachers" in America. Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2022 10:11 AM (gmo/4) 236
Why would you sell nuke secrets to...Brazil?...because you hate Trump?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2022 10:10 AM (ESjRY) ------------- Trump hatred was never rational. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 16, 2022 10:11 AM (5pTK/) 237
They did it because they hated Trump
No, seriously. ... they got caught last October, 8 or 9 months into the Biden regime Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2022 10:12 AM (RHGPo) Posted by: dantesed at March 16, 2022 10:12 AM (88xKn) 239
I thought hanging was viewed as a more honorable sentence than the firing squad, so...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 16, 2022 10:11 AM (hOUT3) Exact opposite. Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2022 10:12 AM (gmo/4) 240
The Doctors and Nurses of Literature seem to agree on "ger-TUH". Or "GER-TUH!" (Heel click)
Posted by: klaftern@yahoo.com at March 16, 2022 10:13 AM (taPSh) 241
I'm startled. Yesterday morning I saw that the Exxon where I often use my card was down to $3.89/gal. This morning, the Exxon directly on my commute had dropped .10, to $4.19. Odd that (a) it would drop at all, and (b) so soon after a price rise.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 16, 2022 10:14 AM (txdEq) 242
I thought hanging was viewed as a more honorable sentence than the firing squad, so...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 16, 2022 10:11 AM (hOUT3) It's the opposite, actually. Firing squad was considered an honorable death for a soldier, originally. (not to mention pretty easy to do fast) Hanging was for criminals. farther back, Beheading was for Nobility, Burning was for witches, and drawing and quartering and other assorted butchery was reserved for people who really, really, really pissed off the King. Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2022 10:14 AM (trdmm) 243
Yes! He was most famous for his comedies:
The Merry Wives of Auschwitz The Comedy of Genocide Much Ado About Gassing A Midsummer Night's Genocide The Merchant of Auschwitz As You Like Genocide The Taming of the Jew and All's Well That Ends Well, If It Ends With Genocide Posted by: naturalfake at March 16, 2022 10:08 AM (5NkmN) Twelfth Night of Broken Glass Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 16, 2022 10:15 AM (HsAzN) 244
"He is AWOL," he said. "He agreed -- on March 6, the secretary of state said that we would greenlight a transfer of MiGs, Polish MiGs into Ukraine. We were OK with that. A few days later, when Poland asked us to be part of the transfer, we folded like a cheap suit. What I think happened is that the Russians told Biden and his team that if you send these MiGs in, that will be an escalation, and they were intimidated by Putin. We can't let Putin determine who's in NATO. We can't let Putin determine what we do to help the Ukraine. So no, I think the president folded like a cheap suit.
Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2022 10:15 AM (RHGPo) 245
We always got offered extra credit to visit the Goerthe Institut in Atlanta, but never went.
I did get extra credit for bringing in a ticket stub from Das Boot, though. Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 16, 2022 10:15 AM (vuisn) 246
Interesting side note since it is tax prep time.
"Beginning on January 1, 2021, the standard mileage rates for the use of a car (also vans, pickups or panel trucks) will be: 56 cents per mile driven for business use, down 1.5 cents from the rate for 2020, 16 cents per mile driven for medical, or moving purposes for qualified active duty members of the Armed Forces, down 1 cent from the rate for 2020, and 14 cents per mile driven in service of charitable organizations, the rate is set by statute and remains unchanged from 2020." This happened because gasoline was so much less expensive due to President Trump's Energy Independence initiatives! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 16, 2022 10:16 AM (hOUT3) 247
I thought hanging was viewed as a more honorable sentence than the firing squad, so...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 16, 2022 10:11 AM (hOUT3) Exact opposite. Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2022 10:12 AM (gmo/4) Agree. A warrior / man of honor gets a firing squad. Hanging is for cattle rustlers, pirates, WWII war crime scum, and other lowlifes. Posted by: Count de Monet at March 16, 2022 10:16 AM (4I/2K) 248
.. they got caught last October, 8 or 9 months into the Biden regime
Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2022 10:12 AM (RHGPo) The complaint alleges the efforts began in April 2020 when a representative for an undisclosed foreign country received a package containing Navy documents, a letter expressing a desire to sell confidential information and contact instructions. Posted by: blaster at March 16, 2022 10:16 AM (9otr5) 249
He seems quite satisfied with himself this fine Italian so I guess day. How can we tell?
Pride Goethe before a fall. Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2022 10:17 AM (a3Q+t) 250
I find this 'art' repulsive as in gay repulsive. I would pay 2g of fine gold to someone who would bring it outside and burn it to ashes.
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 16, 2022 10:17 AM (GYllL) 251
completely OT: Yesterday, in our little town, we had a street theater protest.
A bunch of guys, and a couple of gals, were wearing white shirts and pant, with red splotches at the crotch. Protesting against the patriarchy, and for women, right? Wrong. They were protesting circumcision, of all things. "We did not consent" and, "No one wants less penis" were a couple of the signs. Anyway, nothing like a huge dose of antisemitism with an undercurrent of homosexuality in a protest. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 16, 2022 10:17 AM (5pTK/) 252
I thought it's pronounced something like "ger-tuh"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius ****** The ö sound is a difficult one to wrap your tongue around (oh stop it you pervs!!). It's like preparing to make an 'r' sound but not letting the actual 'r' audible. Midway between Goat-uh and Gerth-uh. In meatspace my last name is of German origin with an 'oe'. When I was stationed in Germany I would introduce myself to someone and often would get corrected, "No, you're saying it wrong!" Posted by: Muldoon at March 16, 2022 10:17 AM (m45I2) 253
A solar panel on every roof and an electric car in every garage!*
*Only applies to those who are allowed to have roofs and garages Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2022 10:18 AM (qnVBz) Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 16, 2022 10:18 AM (hOUT3) 255
He doesn't look goth. Where's the black hair and the black makeup?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 16, 2022 10:18 AM (bkUtD) 256
We can't let Putin determine who's in NATO. We can't let Putin determine what we do to help the Ukraine. So no, I think the president folded like a cheap suit.
Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2022 10:15 AM (RHGPo) So you're cool with American blood spilled for Ukraine and fine with an even bigger conflict? We agreed not to expand NATO, but agreements are not for the US, just for others? Posted by: CN at March 16, 2022 10:18 AM (ONvIw) 257
Report: White House Deploys Kamala Harris to Tout 'Achievements'
Achievements are good, and the time for achievements is every day. Blowjobs are good, and the time for blowjobs is every day. Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 16, 2022 10:19 AM (w9Wax) 258
Agree. A warrior / man of honor gets a firing squad. Hanging is for cattle rustlers, pirates, WWII war crime scum, and other lowlifes.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 16, 2022 10:16 AM (4I/2K) and Methodists! Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2022 10:19 AM (trdmm) 259
farther back, Beheading was for Nobility, Burning was for witches, and drawing and quartering and other assorted butchery was reserved for people who really, really, really pissed off the King. Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2022 10:14 AM (trdmm) -------------- Drawing and quartering, I believe, was also reserved for nobility who really pissed off the population. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 16, 2022 10:19 AM (5pTK/) 260
Muldoen sounds Dutch.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2022 10:19 AM (qnVBz) 261
They were protesting circumcision, of all things. "We did not consent" and, "No one wants less penis" were a couple of the signs.
If you got less penis out of that procedure, your mohel needs to go back to school. Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 10:19 AM (UioMC) 262
256 We can't let Putin determine who's in NATO. We can't let Putin determine what we do to help the Ukraine. So no, I think the president folded like a cheap suit.
Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2022 10:15 AM (RHGPo) So you're cool with American blood spilled for Ukraine and fine with an even bigger conflict? We agreed not to expand NATO, but agreements are not for the US, just for others? Posted by: CN at March 16, 2022 10:18 AM (ONvIw) Well over the long haul nobody really sticks to their agreements. The US is a bit worse on this though. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 16, 2022 10:20 AM (z5Vrg) 263
"No one wants less penis"
It's like buying Swiss Cheese. Why doesn't everybody buy Baby Swiss? It's the *same Swiss*. You just get more of it! Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at March 16, 2022 10:21 AM (HsAzN) 264
256 We can't let Putin determine who's in NATO. We can't let Putin determine what we do to help the Ukraine. So no, I think the president folded like a cheap suit.
Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2022 10:15 AM (RHGPo) I think it's not inconsistent to say that the idea was a bad idea, but ALSO that Biden folded like a cheap suit as soon as he was challenged. Just highlights that Biden has done *everything* wrong here, at all points of the process. Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2022 10:21 AM (trdmm) 265
235 American Federation of Teachers (AFT), the second-largest teacher's union in the United States, has been getting trolled into oblivion for sharing a "We Stand with Ukraine" poster in which the flag is upside down.
Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2022 10:07 AM (RHGPo) Perfect example of the current educational state of "teachers" in America. Posted by: Archer We'ze smIrT uND DeMunD ResPcKt!! Posted by: Amurikan Fideraton uf Techers at March 16, 2022 10:21 AM (sAmhv) 266
and Methodists!
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2022 10:19 AM (trdmm) Only the ones who bring that jello mold thing to a pot luck dinner. Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2022 10:21 AM (gmo/4) Posted by: sven at March 16, 2022 10:21 AM (Lzpvj) 268
Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2022 10:12 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 16, 2022 10:16 AM (4I/2K) This is a bad site whereon to screw up a factual comment about any conceivable topic! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 16, 2022 10:21 AM (hOUT3) 269
They were protesting circumcision, of all things. "We did not consent" and, "No one wants less penis" were a couple of the signs.
My libertarian friend was on a big "no circumcision" tirade awhile back. "We are denying the baby's agency!" Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2022 10:22 AM (qnVBz) 270
262
Well over the long haul nobody really sticks to their agreements. The US is a bit worse on this though. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 16, 2022 10:20 AM (z5Vrg) Not exactly trustworthy, are we? I believe this has been noticed, by the world. Posted by: kraken at March 16, 2022 10:22 AM (Vr12I) 271
Toebbe's radicalization as a member of the anti-Trump #Resistance appears to have been a significant factor in compelling her to betray the United States. "She said she couldn't stand the current state of politics," one of her former students told the Times, which found no evidence that the couple was in financial distress, suggesting an alternative motive for their actions.
Posted by: blaster at March 16, 2022 10:22 AM (9otr5) Posted by: ShainS -- Immanentizing the Eschaton is not just a river in Egypt at March 16, 2022 10:22 AM (fiVdZ) 273
17 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2022 09:33 AM (DU+/6)
He is drawn with a neutral expression despite metaphorically sitting in the ruins of one of the seeds of western civ. "Sterile" is what you are looking for. Posted by: sven at March 16, 2022 10:22 AM (Lzpvj) 274
Many people have tried to walk a mile in Goethe's shoes; in the end, most have ended up with two left feet.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 16, 2022 10:22 AM (oWZwa) 275
Well over the long haul nobody really sticks to their agreements. The US is a bit worse on this though.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 16, 2022 10:20 AM (z5Vrg) Not exactly trustworthy, are we? I believe this has been noticed, by the world. Posted by: kraken First noticed by Native Americans. Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 10:22 AM (UioMC) 276
I never understood Marlon Brando's appeal.
Posted by: JT at March 16, 2022 10:22 AM (arJlL) 277
232 Heinlein had a character say that Spanish sounded like honey dripping from a jug, French like a catfight, and German like someone being strangled. (I question that first one. Maybe Castilian Spanish sounds like that, but Western Hemisphere Spanish sounds like knives clashing.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 16, 2022 10:06 AM (txdEq) I always liked Frederick the Great's language comparisons. "I speak French to my lovers, Polish to my servants, and German to my dogs." Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2022 10:11 AM (trdmm) Prussia was a bit of a cross-roads for the Germans and Poles. Old Prussian is a slavic language. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 16, 2022 10:22 AM (z5Vrg) 278
Ron, is the ice cream in Belgium any good? I've always heard the Dutch have terrific chocolate and delicious chocolate ice cream. Can we move the damned meetings next week about ukuleles to Dutchland?
Posted by: Joe at March 16, 2022 10:23 AM (AMIL/) 279
"No one wants less penis"
It's like buying Swiss Cheese. Why doesn't everybody buy Baby Swiss? It's the *same Swiss*. You just get more of it! Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at March 16, 2022 10:21 AM (HsAzN) and baby carrots. Posted by: Count de Monet at March 16, 2022 10:23 AM (4I/2K) 280
Well over the long haul nobody really sticks to their agreements. The US is a bit worse on this though. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 16, 2022 10:20 AM (z5Vrg) Our CIA supported the Maidan coup and we have filthy hands. Ukraine interfered with our elections more than Russia did, and we have to die for them? But it's not "for them", it's for our pols and the pols they install and support. Graham has been backing war there for a long time. Posted by: CN at March 16, 2022 10:23 AM (ONvIw) 281
>What I think happened is that the Russians told Biden and his team that if you send these MiGs in, that will be an escalation, and they were intimidated by Putin... Posted by: SMOD
We've done the same in the past. "It would be superfluous in me to point out to your lordship that this is war." Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 16, 2022 10:23 AM (YFAIE) 282
Drawing and quartering, I believe, was also reserved for nobility who really pissed off the population.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 16, 2022 10:19 AM (5pTK/) and we shouldn't forget the old crowd favorite, Boiling in Oil. you know our ancestors put a lot of thought, time and effort into this kind of thing. Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2022 10:24 AM (trdmm) 283
"No one wants less penis" were a couple of the signs.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 16, 2022 10:17 AM *sigh* There are times when the Paolo, he feels the heavy weight of this burden, but then he remembers his duty not to be disappointing the ladies... Wait...the Paolo is foolishly not realizing you were talking merely about the foreskin. Please to be disregarding the Paolo's lament. Posted by: Paolo at March 16, 2022 10:24 AM (vqhPW) 284
Wakes up
Scratches Looks around Dang. The first thing I read is "Nobody wants less penis." Gonna be an interesting day. Goes looking for coffee. Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2022 10:24 AM (axyOa) 285
271 Posted by: blaster at March 16, 2022 10:22 AM (9otr5)
The Never Trumpers are a national security risk and will eventually be treated as such.... they like a lot of the red curious post WW2 have convinced themselves that their own moral calculus supercedes their loyalty matrix. The democrats will not treat them kindly on a long timeline. Posted by: sven at March 16, 2022 10:25 AM (Lzpvj) 286
and we shouldn't forget the old crowd favorite, Boiling in Oil.
you know our ancestors put a lot of thought, time and effort into this kind of thing. Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2022 10:24 AM (trdmm) Yes, they were giants! Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2022 10:25 AM (gmo/4) 287
269:My libertarian friend was on a big "no circumcision" tirade awhile back. "We are denying the baby's agency!"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Wut? Posted by: Puddleglum at March 16, 2022 10:25 AM (sAmhv) Posted by: CN at March 16, 2022 10:25 AM (ONvIw) 289
Our CIA supported the Maidan coup and we have filthy hands. Ukraine interfered with our elections more than Russia did, and we have to die for them? But it's not "for them", it's for our pols and the pols they install and support. Graham has been backing war there for a long time.
Posted by: CN at March 16, 2022 10:23 AM (ONvIw) -------------- I am against getting involved in any war run by the current crop of perverts, deviants and psychopaths who currently occupy our government. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 16, 2022 10:25 AM (5pTK/) 290
American Federation of Teachers (AFT), the second-largest teacher's union in the United States, has been getting trolled into oblivion for sharing a "We Stand with Ukraine" poster in which the flag is upside down.
Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2022 10:07 AM (RHGPo) C'mon man! Its not easy to simultaneously be an expert in pathogens, mRna, hormones, sexuality in 5 year olds, the history of the world, Russian disinformation, laptop hacking, fetal development, all things climate, morality, AND the flags of all the countries we knew nothing about until a month ago. Posted by: LASue at March 16, 2022 10:26 AM (Ed8Zd) 291
280 Posted by: CN at March 16, 2022 10:23 AM (ONvIw)
The McCain gang was asses and elbows deep in the corrupt Star Wars cantina of Ukraine. The world needs taught that buying American pols does not mean you bought American blood. Posted by: sven at March 16, 2022 10:26 AM (Lzpvj) 292
First noticed by Native Americans.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 10:22 AM (UioMC) "Endeavor... to Persevere." Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2022 10:26 AM (trdmm) 293
I think it's not inconsistent to say that the idea was a bad idea, but ALSO that Biden folded like a cheap suit as soon as he was challenged. Just highlights that Biden has done *everything* wrong here, at all points of the process.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2022 10:21 AM (trdmm) -------- Out: The process is the punishment. In: The Junta is the punishment. Posted by: ShainS -- Immanentizing the Eschaton is not just a river in Egypt at March 16, 2022 10:27 AM (fiVdZ) 294
Unfortunately, with the state of today's utes, some of them do want less penis.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2022 10:27 AM (qnVBz) 295
287 Posted by: Puddleglum at March 16, 2022 10:25 AM (sAmhv)
"Libertarians" are a big reason why the Groomers have the maneuver room they do. Posted by: sven at March 16, 2022 10:27 AM (Lzpvj) Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2022 10:27 AM (gmo/4) 297
Only the ones who bring that jello mold thing to a pot luck dinner.
Posted by: Archer The copper one shaped like a fish always caught my eye. Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2022 10:27 AM (Msys3) 298
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 16, 2022 10:17 AM (5pTK/)
Ask them about abortion! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2022 10:28 AM (XIJ/X) 299
"No one wants less penis"
******** That's not how it works, that's not how any of this works!! Circumcision is not like chopping off a section of the penis. It's more like trimming back redundant fabric off a turtleneck sweater. Human male anatomy is a strange and foreign land to many. Posted by: Muldoon at March 16, 2022 10:28 AM (m45I2) 300
269:My libertarian friend was on a big "no circumcision" tirade awhile back. "We are denying the baby's agency!"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy which is why I despise all self-proclaimed "libertarians" today. If the word "libertarian" means anything at all, it should mean you don't presume to tell anyone else what to do. Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2022 10:28 AM (trdmm) 301
Well, then there's that tall-backed strangling chair that was in fashion for a time. Holes in the back for different height necks, put the loop of rope through the hole, and twist from the back with a stick. They made more mechanically complex ones as time went on.
Posted by: Beware of sorcery! at March 16, 2022 10:28 AM (W/jUp) 302
298 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2022 10:28 AM (XIJ/X)
Now now that would require intellectual and moral consistency and cost them some moonbat lass tail so no dice. Posted by: sven at March 16, 2022 10:28 AM (Lzpvj) 303
The McCain gang was corrupt. Full stop.
Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2022 10:29 AM (gmo/4) 304
300 Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2022 10:28 AM (trdmm)
Libertarians are libertines and are as preachy from a slightly different angle as trigglypuff. Posted by: sven at March 16, 2022 10:29 AM (Lzpvj) 305
>296 Circumcision, I was told, was for, among many other things, cleanliness.
Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2022 10:27 AM (gmo/4) That's a load of smegma. Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 16, 2022 10:29 AM (NgqoH) 306
Report: White House Deploys Kamala Harris to Tout 'Achievements'
Achievements are good, and the time for achievements is every day. Blowjobs are good, and the time for blowjobs is every day. Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 16, 2022 10:19 AM (w9Wax) Please keep that to yourself. That's actually a platform she'd win on. 100% of the male vote. Posted by: LASue at March 16, 2022 10:29 AM (Ed8Zd) 307
This is a bad site whereon to screw up a factual comment about any conceivable topic!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 16, 2022 10:21 AM (hOUT3) It's a veritable Renaissance age of enlightenment here, what with art of war, health sciences, interpersonal relationships, animal husbandry, engineering and mechanical, finance, sous vide-ing, ... Posted by: Count de Monet at March 16, 2022 10:30 AM (4I/2K) 308
"Endeavor... to Persevere."
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2022 10:26 AM (trdmm) "As long as the wind blows, and the grass grows" Looking for a calm winter day. Posted by: GnuBreed at March 16, 2022 10:30 AM (F0YaR) 309
No one wants less penis"
That's not how it works, that's not how any of this works!! Circumcision is not like chopping off a section of the penis. It's more like trimming back redundant fabric off a turtleneck sweater. But, but, then you've lost girth! You've lost GIRTH!!!! AAAAUUUUUUUUGH!!!!! Those monsters! Posted by: naturalfake at March 16, 2022 10:30 AM (5NkmN) 310
276 I never understood Marlon Brando's appeal.
by: JT at March 16, 2022 10:22 AM (arJlL) Stella! Stelllaaaaa! Yeah, me neither. Posted by: dantesed at March 16, 2022 10:31 AM (88xKn) 311
I am against getting involved in any war run by the current crop of perverts, deviants and psychopaths who currently occupy our government.
== But, but, but ...Putin ! Posted by: runner at March 16, 2022 10:31 AM (ReE5g) 312
C'mon man! Its not easy to simultaneously be an expert in pathogens, mRna, hormones, sexuality in 5 year olds, the history of the world, Russian disinformation, laptop hacking, fetal development, all things climate, morality, AND the flags of all the countries we knew nothing about until a month ago.
Posted by: LASue at March 16, 2022 10:26 AM (Ed8Zd) -------- Elementary School Teacher's College Final Oral Exam -- one question only, Vasily: "Describe and demonstrate the proper technique for putting a condom on a cucumber. Really strut your work. " Posted by: ShainS -- Immanentizing the Eschaton is not just a river in Egypt at March 16, 2022 10:31 AM (fiVdZ) Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2022 10:32 AM (Msys3) 314
309 Posted by: naturalfake at March 16, 2022 10:30 AM (5NkmN)
The perfect man according to the pron and moonbat world possesses an appendage so large and girthful every arousal is a life-threatening blood pressure event.... they have a literal battering ram of a device and no will or desire other than to thrust it where asked. Posted by: sven at March 16, 2022 10:32 AM (Lzpvj) 315
That's a load of smegma.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 16, 2022 10:29 AM (NgqoH) We used to call a neighboring fraternity the Smegma Chis. Seemed apropos. Posted by: LASue at March 16, 2022 10:32 AM (Ed8Zd) 316
"Endeavor... to Persevere."
Posted by: Tom Servo There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see, and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. The words of Ten Bears carries the same iron of life and death. It is good that warriors such as we meet in the struggle of life... or death. It shall be life. Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 10:32 AM (UioMC) 317
It's a veritable Renaissance age of enlightenment here, what with art of war, health sciences, interpersonal relationships, animal husbandry, engineering and mechanical, finance, sous vide-ing, ...
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 16, 2022 10:30 AM (4I/2K) True dat! And you can add music of every genre, small arms, and classical literature to that list (as well as many other arcane topics!) Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 16, 2022 10:33 AM (hOUT3) 318
The world needs taught that buying American pols does not mean you bought American blood.
Posted by: sven at March 16, 2022 10:26 AM (Lzpvj) I completely agree. I am no fan of Putin, but let's not pretend that the Ukraine govt is made of angels. The sort of color war we have going on here, was well practiced in the former Soviet republics. MacGregor said that Ukes are refusing to allow civilians to leave Mariupol, which is helping to create atrocities. I have been lied to by our press and our pols so much that I have no reason to believe them now. Is Russia the only problem here, or can we assign some blame to Ukraine, to the CIA and Ukraine's Azovs. https://tinyurl.com/3crfdjds Posted by: CN at March 16, 2022 10:33 AM (ONvIw) 319
>>>Circumcision is not like chopping off a section of the penis. It's more like trimming back redundant fabric off a turtleneck sweater.
>When I was in for my circumcision, I told the Doc, I said, " Hey Doc, can you take off an extra tree inches here, because everything after 10 is just showboatin', amirite here?" Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 16, 2022 10:33 AM (oWZwa) 320
which is why I despise all self-proclaimed "libertarians" today. If the word "libertarian" means anything at all, it should mean you don't presume to tell anyone else what to do.
Posted by: Tom Servo "But that's NO fun !" Posted by: JT at March 16, 2022 10:33 AM (arJlL) 321
The libertarian friend also thought there should be no government provided services like police, sewers and trash. Instead, a group of people in a local area would get together and vote on a contractor to provide those services at a set cost, then pool their money to pay for it.
So, like a government and taxes? No! Totally different! It would all be voluntary. So, what if I don't pay my share for police? They won't show up when you call! What if I don't pay my share of the roads? Who will stop me from driving? The police! Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2022 10:34 AM (qnVBz) 322
My libertarian friend was on a big "no circumcision" tirade awhile back. "We are denying the baby's agency!"
The actual arguments against it are: 1) It's basically Islamic clit-chopping for men. You do lose sensitivity from it, which translates to less fun beejers. This is specifically why gays are big on it. 2) It used to be for cleanliness, but now that (nearly) everyone takes a shower every day that's not a consideration. Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2022 10:34 AM (ZGrMX) 323
Circumcision, I was told, was for, among many other things, cleanliness.
Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2022 10:27 AM (gmo/4) I've read that that's no longer considered correct. The whole cleanliness dealio. On the other hand, I've also read that uncircumcised males are more likely to catch AIDS. So, there you go: Less girth, less AIDS. or More girth, more AIDS. Hey, I'm just the messenger! Posted by: naturalfake at March 16, 2022 10:34 AM (5NkmN) 324
2004: I don't care if Saddam killed a million people, started multiple wars, pays terrorists to kill Americans, and tried to assassinate the US president. WAR IS NOT THE ANSWER
2022: Don't you know Putin has killed thousands of people, started multiple wars, and won't say GAY? WAR IS THE ANSWER! Posted by: The left at March 16, 2022 10:34 AM (ESjRY) 325
I never understood Marlon Brando's appeal.
by: JT Larry King found him attractive. *hurl* Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2022 10:32 AM (Msys3) Marlon Jackson > Marlon Brando Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 16, 2022 10:35 AM (wVHhX) 326
318 Posted by: CN at March 16, 2022 10:33 AM (ONvIw)
Witness Ed Poppin' Fresh now declaiming that the Azov battalion is not Nazi. Essentially America was subjected to a color revolution in 2019-2021 and we are in the midst of a hurricane machine being told it is really that windy everywhere. Posted by: sven at March 16, 2022 10:35 AM (Lzpvj) 327
The McCain gang was corrupt. Full stop.
Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2022 10:29 AM (gmo/4) You mean Keating Five McCain was corrupt? Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 16, 2022 10:35 AM (NyKsY) 328
311 I am against getting involved in any war run by the current crop of perverts, deviants and psychopaths who currently occupy our government.
== But, but, but ...Putin ! Posted by: runner at March 16, 2022 10:31 AM (ReE5g) Right. We have our own evil pols here, who fund and support coups abroad. No matter what Ralph Peters, Biden or Soros say, this is not WWII. It always comes back to making your opponents into Hitler Posted by: CN at March 16, 2022 10:36 AM (ONvIw) 329
The only troop we should send to Ukraine is that fat f'k Vindman.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2022 10:36 AM (Y5qcH) 330
Witness Ed Poppin' Fresh now declaiming that the Azov battalion is not Nazi.
Essentially America was subjected to a color revolution in 2019-2021 and we are in the midst of a hurricane machine being told it is really that windy everywhere. Posted by: sven at March 16, 2022 10:35 AM (Lzpvj) I even see Jewish groups praising the Azov Battalion as not the slightest bit nazi. The administration's propaganda is breathtaking Posted by: CN at March 16, 2022 10:37 AM (ONvIw) Posted by: sven at March 16, 2022 10:37 AM (Lzpvj) 332
Painting Begs to be Photo-Shopped with Pierre De Lecto's face.
Posted by: Paladin at March 16, 2022 10:37 AM (CE4w9) 333
Morrissey rides a cock horse.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2022 10:37 AM (SKVme) 334
Instead, a group of people in a local area would get together and vote on a contractor to provide those services at a set cost,
I think a real analysis of this gets you to the answer that government power should be pushed to the lowest, smallest level possible. Town police are more responsive to the citizens then the FBI and therefore better. And if you don't like the town police it is a lot easier to move to another town instead of having to move to another country. Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2022 10:37 AM (ESjRY) 335
*checks timeline*
Brian J. Mason should be murdering Dr. Stingray soon for the pioneering Buma research, but first 2nd Kanto must happen. Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2022 10:38 AM (D+SXU) 336
The only troop we should send to Ukraine is that fat f'k Vindman.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2022 10:36 AM (Y5qcH) ------------- Yup. From what I'm seeing, if you're between 18 and 60, and can hold a rifle, you're welcome to take up arms for Ukraine. I think those calling for war with Russian over Ukraine should have at it. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 16, 2022 10:38 AM (5pTK/) 337
The only troop we should send to Ukraine is that fat f'k Vindman.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2022 10:36 AM (Y5qcH) What about Fatty Meghan Mac, Blimpified Whoopie and Harpy Joy, too? In fact, how about the entire View cast does a week live from the front lines? Posted by: LASue at March 16, 2022 10:38 AM (Ed8Zd) 338
No War for the Big Guy's 10%.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2022 10:38 AM (Y5qcH) 339
330 Posted by: CN at March 16, 2022 10:37 AM (ONvIw)
America has been stampeded from existential crisis to existential crisis for arguably 21 years to various effect and inarguably the last 5 to great effect.... when we stop being stampeded all hell will break loose societally. Posted by: sven at March 16, 2022 10:38 AM (Lzpvj) 340
Can someone explain what a color revolution is? Please and thank you.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at March 16, 2022 10:38 AM (eGTCV) 341
Town police are more responsive to the citizens then the FBI and therefore better.
And if you don't like the town police it is a lot easier to move to another town instead of having to move to another country. Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2022 10:37 AM (ESjRY) Our politicians keep insisting on making local police a national issue though. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 16, 2022 10:38 AM (z5Vrg) 342
Painting Begs to be Photo-Shopped with Pierre De Lecto's face.
Posted by: Paladin at March 16, 2022 10:37 AM *wipes coffee off monitor* Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 16, 2022 10:38 AM (vqhPW) 343
That's not how it works, that's not how any of this works!! Circumcision is not like chopping off a section of the penis. It's more like trimming back redundant fabric off a turtleneck sweater.
--------- We used to have a very large Mexican palm tree in the backyard before we escaped SoCal. Wifey would annually "skin" or trim the trunk "bark" -- the bases of previously shed fronds, and it always looked to me like a series of circumcisions. Posted by: ShainS -- Immanentizing the Eschaton is not just a river in Egypt at March 16, 2022 10:38 AM (fiVdZ) Posted by: Deep Analysis from The FNM at March 16, 2022 10:39 AM (ESjRY) 345
I am against getting involved in any war run by the current crop of perverts, deviants and psychopaths who currently occupy our government.
It doesn't even matter who's in charge, we shouldn't be anywhere near Ukraine. This is basically propping up another failed Obama action at this point, with potential nuclear consequences. Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2022 10:39 AM (ZGrMX) 346
How do people who are uncircumcised know you have less sensitivity? If I had anymore sensitivity I'd be in the looney bin so I'm fortunate to be circumcised.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 16, 2022 10:39 AM (X5jRy) 347
333 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2022 10:37 AM (SKVme)
and that pony is named "AllahPundit." Posted by: sven at March 16, 2022 10:39 AM (Lzpvj) 348
My psych teachers relatives decided not to circumcise their kid because ...mental trauma. Oy. When they took him to the beach they had a hell of a time getting the sand out of his dick. He had so many infections they had to have him circumcised when he was in the second grade. Yay intellectuals
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 16, 2022 10:40 AM (XlDSe) 349
We used to call a neighboring fraternity the Smegma Chis. Seemed apropos.
Posted by: LASue at March 16, 2022 10:32 AM (Ed8Zd) Hey hey! I guess I won't be singing the. Sweetheart of Sigma Chi song to you. In Hoc! Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2022 10:40 AM (axyOa) 350
America's problems are not a matter of the Ukraine/ Russia conflict. They are primarily internal. Our intenal problem is our government. Our government has caused external problems. See: China, Central America. Ukraine is a sideshow, and we have bought it, as we are easily led.
Posted by: kraken at March 16, 2022 10:40 AM (Vr12I) 351
So the artwork lead to torture and circumcision thread? I better go back and look at it again.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 16, 2022 10:41 AM (XlDSe) 352
But, but, but ...Putin !
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2022 10:31 AM (ReE5g) I owe you a sort of apology related to Ukraine. While I don't think Zelenskyy controls the Azov Battalion, I agree with you now that there is a huge neo-nazi element to the Ukraine military and probably their ambitions. The administration and our media are lying about everything. Posted by: CN at March 16, 2022 10:41 AM (ONvIw) 353
If you are uncircumcised, you can get phimosis, or worse paraphimosis (I would suggest not google image searching that), which in ancient times would have been horrifying. So, better to chop off the foreskin of an infant who won't remember the pain that have your dick rot off as an adult.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2022 10:41 AM (qnVBz) 354
Putin is the most Hitler than Hitler ever until the next Republican is President.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 16, 2022 10:41 AM (X5jRy) 355
340 Can someone explain what a color revolution is? Please and thank you.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at March 16, 2022 10:38 AM (eGTCV) A meme, primarily. Posted by: kraken at March 16, 2022 10:41 AM (Vr12I) 356
340 Can someone explain what a color revolution is? Please and thank you.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at March 16, 2022 10:38 AM (eGTCV) Depending on your POV either US or Soros-backed conspiracies and agitation that overthrows a government, or an organic popular movement that overthrows the government. The set of revolutions under consideration are from after the fall of the USSR. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 16, 2022 10:41 AM (z5Vrg) 357
Da Nang Dickweed Blumenthal Denies Owning Stocks. His Portfolio Tells a Different Story.
- I refuse to believe that a war hero like General Blumenthal would intentionally lie! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 16, 2022 10:41 AM (FVME7) 358
Ukraine is a sideshow, and we have bought it, as we are easily led.
Posted by: kraken at March 16, 2022 10:40 AM (Vr12I) We are accepting a narrative almost unquestioningly. Posted by: CN at March 16, 2022 10:41 AM (ONvIw) 359
I think a real analysis of this gets you to the answer that government power should be pushed to the lowest, smallest level possible.
-------- Make Subsidiarity Great Again! Second look at the Articles of Confederation? Posted by: ShainS -- Immanentizing the Eschaton is not just a river in Egypt at March 16, 2022 10:41 AM (fiVdZ) 360
How do people who are uncircumcised know you have less sensitivity? If I had anymore sensitivity I'd be in the looney bin so I'm fortunate to be circumcised.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 16, 2022 10:39 AM (X5jRy) When I was in high school, almost everyone was circumcised, except Martin. So he eventually got tagged with the nickname "Animal." That's really neither here nor there as far as this discussion goes. I just thought it was kind of interesting. Posted by: Wally at March 16, 2022 10:42 AM (FJYfm) 361
340 Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at March 16, 2022 10:38 AM (eGTCV)
Color revolutions are the execution of a synthesized action plan by multiple axes of governmental and non-governmental power. The term came to wide use in the wake of the 2005 "Purple Revolution" extolled by Bush the lesser. Another similar term is "hyrbid war." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colour_revolution The problem is the CIA and civil service sucking big donk dick have essentially unleashed the playbook domestically. Posted by: sven at March 16, 2022 10:42 AM (Lzpvj) 362
I meant my relatives who were psych teachers...oh hell. Cawfee.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 16, 2022 10:42 AM (XlDSe) 363
Plastibell is quicker and procedurally simpler, but you have to leave it in place until it falls off (several days). Gomco clamp gives a cleaner immediate aesthetic appearance. Do not image search these terms if you are squeamish.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 16, 2022 10:42 AM (m45I2) 364
There are certain topics that you need to take a hard pass on, to look half-way normal.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 16, 2022 10:43 AM (44ww/) 365
Jill Biden Corrects Joe Biden After He Calls Kamala Harris the First Lady
- Eh, women! Can't live with 'em; can't live without 'em. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 16, 2022 10:44 AM (FVME7) 366
There are certain topics that you need to take a hard pass on, to look half-way normal.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 16, 2022 10:43 AM (44ww/) ---------------- I think that ship sailed, then was torpedoed, long ago, at AoS. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 16, 2022 10:44 AM (5pTK/) 367
363 Plastibell is quicker and procedurally simpler, but you have to leave it in place until it falls off (several days). Gomco clamp gives a cleaner immediate aesthetic appearance. Do not image search these terms if you are squeamish.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 16, 2022 10:42 AM (m45I2) ======== I did find this: https://tinyurl.com/2p956jpz Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 16, 2022 10:44 AM (LvTSG) 368
I even see Jewish groups praising the Azov Battalion as not the slightest bit nazi. The administration's propaganda is breathtaking
Posted by: CN at March 16, 2022 10:37 AM (ONvIw) They certainly have Nazi elements, but extrapolating them to the entire country is ridiculous. It's just as hysterical as the bullshit coming from Ukraine's supporters. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2022 10:44 AM (XIJ/X) 369
There are certain topics that you need to take a hard pass on, to look half-way normal.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 16, 2022 10:43 AM (44ww/) ---------------- I think that ship sailed, then was torpedoed, long ago, at AoS. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 16, 2022 10:44 AM Then depth charged. Posted by: Count de Monet at March 16, 2022 10:44 AM (4I/2K) 370
And sunk by an iceberg
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2022 10:45 AM (D+SXU) 371
Sweetheart of Sigma Chi song to you.
In open spaces Where men are men A chicken never lays Till she's a hen? Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at March 16, 2022 10:45 AM (LCzyp) 372
368 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2022 10:44 AM (XIJ/X)
Given we have political prisoners in this country for "being white supremacists" I find the US government being suddenly indifferent when it is overseas to be "telling." Posted by: sven at March 16, 2022 10:45 AM (Lzpvj) 373
Can someone explain what a color revolution is? Please and thank you.
It's how the CIA overthrows governments with plausible deniability. There's evidence it was employed here in 2020. Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2022 10:45 AM (ZGrMX) 374
358 Ukraine is a sideshow, and we have bought it, as we are easily led.
Posted by: kraken at March 16, 2022 10:40 AM (Vr12I) We are accepting a narrative almost unquestioningly. Posted by: CN at March 16, 2022 10:41 AM (ONvIw) Which scares me Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2022 10:46 AM (J8ILO) 375
He's got two left feet!
Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at March 16, 2022 10:46 AM (CjFDo) 376
>I did find this:
https://tinyurl.com/2p956jpz Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 16, 2022 10:44 AM (LvTSG) Thats...terrifying. Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 16, 2022 10:46 AM (NgqoH) 377
372 368 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2022 10:44 AM (XIJ/X)
Given we have political prisoners in this country for "being white supremacists" I find the US government being suddenly indifferent when it is overseas to be "telling." Posted by: sven at March 16, 2022 10:45 AM (Lzpvj) Well it'd be rather daft to campaign against our own US-backed Neo-Nazis. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 16, 2022 10:46 AM (z5Vrg) 378
Ukraine is a sideshow, and we have bought it, as we are easily led.
Ukraine is the Dems trying to prop up one of the legs of Obama's "legacy". Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2022 10:46 AM (ZGrMX) 379
Given we have political prisoners in this country for "being white supremacists" I find the US government being suddenly indifferent when it is overseas to be "telling." The ones in prison here aren't - the ones we are funding in Ukraine are. Which makes perfect sense in clown world. Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2022 10:47 AM (ESjRY) 380
373 Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2022 10:45 AM (ZGrMX)
Do note that rather studiously the Wiki does not allow that to be pointed out. Posted by: sven at March 16, 2022 10:47 AM (Lzpvj) 381
It's how the CIA overthrows governments with plausible deniability. There's evidence it was employed here in 2020.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2022 10:45 AM (ZGrMX) Here?!...@AoS?!? Posted by: BignJames at March 16, 2022 10:47 AM (AwYPR) 382
Is this the thread where i tell in detail about my vasectomy gone wrong?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 16, 2022 10:47 AM (XlDSe) 383
Ukraine is the Dems trying to prop up one of the legs of Obama's "legacy". Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2022 10:46 AM (ZGrMX) Cover for Biden Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2022 10:47 AM (J8ILO) 384
Re color revolutions: So how does the word 'color' apply? I still don't get the connection.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 16, 2022 10:47 AM (4I/2K) 385
I did find this:
https://tinyurl.com/2p956jpz Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 16, 2022 10:44 AM Aaand, Mel Brooks ftw! Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 16, 2022 10:47 AM (vqhPW) 386
The only troop we should send to Ukraine is that fat f'k Vindman.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2022 10:36 AM (Y5qcH) This last season of "Curb Your Enthusiasm" had Vindman on the show. It was sort of weird because everyone on the show was constantly saying what a hero Vindman was for exposing Trump, and Vindman himself was there soaking up compliments, yet - he was constantly sneaking around, hiding a spying on people or going through their things and moralizing about everything. He really came off as a smug creep. So much so, that I began to wonder if Larry David did one of those things like Hollywood loves to do with conservatives or Republicans, where they invite them on a show, as the pol doesn't realize that they're being played for a fool, but of course they are. I'm probably wrong. It may just be comedy is comedy, but that seemed to be a pretty slick drubbing of Vindman by Larry David. Posted by: naturalfake at March 16, 2022 10:47 AM (5NkmN) 387
379 Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2022 10:47 AM (ESjRY)
I think $oro$ succeeded in flipping Brennan who recruited Schumer and Pelosi in 2005. Posted by: sven at March 16, 2022 10:48 AM (Lzpvj) 388
Is this the thread where i tell in detail about my vasectomy gone wrong?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 16, 2022 10:47 AM (XlDSe) And then the murders started. Posted by: Wally at March 16, 2022 10:48 AM (FJYfm) 389
It's how the CIA overthrows governments with plausible deniability. There's evidence it was employed here in 2020.
I still remember when they arrested the woman that made a movie on that, starring people from NatSec who worked on the coup here, a couple of days after releasing it. Did we ever find out what happened to her? Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2022 10:48 AM (ESjRY) 390
382 Is this the thread where i tell in detail about my vasectomy gone wrong?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 16, 2022 10:47 AM (XlDSe) I pray it has nothing to do with how you got you nic. Posted by: lowandslow at March 16, 2022 10:48 AM (qH6FZ) 391
Is this the thread where i tell in detail about my vasectomy gone wrong?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob Will you have Heidi narrate? Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 16, 2022 10:48 AM (bu/t9) 392
It's just as hysterical as the bullshit coming from Ukraine's supporters.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2022 10:44 AM (XIJ/X) Agree it's not the entire country that supports it but the Ukraine government allows it so in essence it is the entire country. What if our government allowed a very small unit in the Marines to be Neo Nazi? The whole of the United States would be painted with that brush. Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 16, 2022 10:48 AM (X5jRy) 393
Paraphimosis is like rolling up your shirt sleeve only to have it get stuck above your elbow and you can't roll it back down and it cuts off blood flow and your hand turns purple and hurts like heck and might fall off unless you go to the ER.
Only with the penis instead of the arm. Posted by: Muldoon at March 16, 2022 10:48 AM (m45I2) 394
384 Re color revolutions: So how does the word 'color' apply? I still don't get the connection.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 16, 2022 10:47 AM (4I/2K) No deep meaning, they just tend to have representative colors. Like we have red, white and blue. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 16, 2022 10:49 AM (z5Vrg) 395
Is this the thread where i tell in detail about my vasectomy gone wrong?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 16, 2022 10:47 AM Ran out of frozen peas? Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 16, 2022 10:49 AM (vqhPW) 396
Unbelievable. Just got this email from GiveSendGo regarding my contribution to the Canadian truckers:
Update: Freedom Convoy Trucker Funds The Canadian government has criminalized the receiving of funds from the Freedom Convoy 2022 campaign and now are trying to seize the funds to redistribute. In order to protect our Givers and the intended purposes of their gifts, funds not already transferred to the recipients from the 'Freedom Trucker Convoy' campaign will be refunded automatically, no refund requests necessary. Additional information will be posted shortly. Posted by: IrishEi at March 16, 2022 10:49 AM (VhE0u) 397
384 Posted by: Count de Monet at March 16, 2022 10:47 AM (4I/2K)
It is likely a remnant of the color coded war plans of the pre WW2 Department of War war planning. The "totally not funded by the farm" revolutions tend to be color coded or have cutesy names like "Slipper revolution." Posted by: sven at March 16, 2022 10:49 AM (Lzpvj) 398
Is this the thread where i tell in detail about my vasectomy gone wrong?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob Will you have Heidi narrate? Posted by: AZ deplorable moron With interpretive dance? Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 10:50 AM (UioMC) 399
Is this the thread where i tell in detail about my vasectomy gone wrong?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 16, 2022 10:47 AM Did the doc say, "Oops!" ?? Posted by: Count de Monet at March 16, 2022 10:50 AM (4I/2K) 400
Is this the thread where i tell in detail about my vasectomy gone wrong?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob ******* No. That's a story you should save for your twelve kids. Posted by: Muldoon at March 16, 2022 10:50 AM (m45I2) 401
Re color revolutions: So how does the word 'color' apply? I still don't get the connection.
One of the elements is picking a color for people to rally around during the revolution. When Obama did it to Ukraine in 2014 it was the "Orange Revolution" and everyone had orange banners. Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2022 10:50 AM (ZGrMX) 402
And then the murders started.
Posted by: Wally at March 16, 2022 10:48 AM (FJYfm) Yeah, starting with the urologist. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 16, 2022 10:50 AM (XlDSe) 403
392 Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 16, 2022 10:48 AM (X5jRy)
You can be put on the terror watch list in this military for being a Trump voter and telling an FBI agent respectfully "no" when he asks for your phone. Stone cold fact. Posted by: sven at March 16, 2022 10:51 AM (Lzpvj) 404
Is this the thread where i tell in detail about my vasectomy gone wrong?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 16, 2022 10:47 AM Did the doc say, "Oops!" ?? Posted by: Count de Monet at March 16, 2022 10:50 AM "Watch where that thing lands...we might need it." Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 16, 2022 10:51 AM (vqhPW) 405
393 Paraphimosis is like rolling up your shirt sleeve only to have it get stuck above your elbow and you can't roll it back down and it cuts off blood flow and your hand turns purple and hurts like heck and might fall off unless you go to the ER.
Only with the penis instead of the arm. Posted by: Muldoon at March 16, 2022 10:48 AM (m45I2) I think I'll go outside and look for Haley's Comet. Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2022 10:51 AM (axyOa) 406
346 How do people who are uncircumcised know you have less sensitivity? If I had anymore sensitivity I'd be in the looney bin so I'm fortunate to be circumcised.
I love uncut gems Posted by: Shep at March 16, 2022 10:51 AM (2cfUo) 407
So, better to chop off the foreskin of an infant who won't remember the pain that have your dick rot off as an adult.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2022 10:41 AM (qnVBz) ------- In many ways, this too is the story of Bill Clinton. Posted by: ShainS -- Immanentizing the Eschaton is not just a river in Egypt at March 16, 2022 10:51 AM (PECQ7) 408
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 16, 2022 10:49 AM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: sven at March 16, 2022 10:49 AM (Lzpvj) Thanks. Clearer now as to the term's meaning. Posted by: Count de Monet at March 16, 2022 10:52 AM (4I/2K) 409
It used to be for cleanliness, but now that (nearly) everyone takes a shower every day that's not a consideration.
===== There's a vaccine in these modern times for HPV. You be you. Posted by: mustbequantum at March 16, 2022 10:52 AM (MIKMs) 410
401 "Re color revolutions: So how does the word 'color' apply? I still don't get the connection."
One of the elements is picking a color for people to rally around during the revolution. When Obama did it to Ukraine in 2014 it was the "Orange Revolution" and everyone had orange banners. Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2022 10:50 AM (ZGrMX) Note that there's nothing exclusive about this tactic, there were the Yellow vests in France which were likely not US backed. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 16, 2022 10:52 AM (z5Vrg) 411
Posted by: CN at March 16, 2022 10:41 AM (ONvIw)
That battalion is just the tip if the iceberg. Neo nazi and neo-nationalist ( whitewashing Bandera, Mahno, Hmelnitskiy and others) Elements are so entrenched in the ukie government, that it completely delegitimized itself. Posted by: runner at March 16, 2022 10:52 AM (ReE5g) 412
Wearing the wrong colors to lounge in a dust bowl.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2022 10:52 AM (VwHCD) 413
Is this the thread where i tell in detail about my vasectomy gone wrong?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 16, 2022 10:47 AM (XlDSe) No, but it might be the thread where Ben Had or Kristi Noem explains the rubberband procedure for neutering bulls or horses. Posted by: GnuBreed at March 16, 2022 10:52 AM (F0YaR) 414
*of the
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2022 10:52 AM (ReE5g) 415
Is this the thread where i tell in detail about my vasectomy gone wrong?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 16, 2022 10:47 AM Did the doc say, "Oops!" ?? Posted by: Count de Monet The two people you never want to hear say "oops!" Your urinary doctor and your Lamborghini mechanic. Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 10:52 AM (UioMC) 416
Assuming we are not incinerated in the next month or so, there will be another existential crisis " Reeee" to replace the Ukraine.Bank on that.
Posted by: kraken at March 16, 2022 10:52 AM (Vr12I) 417
>>Re color revolutions: So how does the word 'color' apply? I still don't get the connection.
Typically, the grassroots or more accurate faux grassroots groups adopted a color represent their movement like a banner or a flag. You can often see participants wearing the color during the movement. Colors aren't always used, there was the Rose Revolution in Georgia back in the early 2000s where we were likely involved as well, but there is always a theme. That's where the name comes from. Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2022 10:52 AM (ZLI7S) 418
Is this the thread where i tell in detail about my vasectomy gone wrong?
The worst episode of "How I Met Your Mother" ever. Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2022 10:53 AM (ESjRY) 419
If I could randomly select a thousand college freshman from across the country and asked them who Hitler was, I'm sure I would be amazed at their answers. Most would likely say one of the following:
"Worst man in the world before Trump." "He was the guy from a lot of years ago who killed almost as many people as Trump." Posted by: Gref at March 16, 2022 10:53 AM (AMIL/) 420
It's just as hysterical as the bullshit coming from Ukraine's supporters.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2022 10:44 AM (XIJ/X) I don't attribute them to the entire country, but I also do not believe that Zelenskyy controls them. I don't know who does, but I see no reason to believe that they are now anti-Russian choir boys. Both sides have launched propaganda wars, and even though we are not officially at war, we have people like Romney, and Ralph Peters trying to destroy and maybe even prosecute people like Tucker and Gabbard. I was horrified to see Tablet rehabilitate Azovs who openly admire Bandera. Posted by: CN at March 16, 2022 10:53 AM (ONvIw) 421
One of the elements is picking a color for people to rally around during the revolution. When Obama did it to Ukraine in 2014 it was the "Orange Revolution" and everyone had orange banners.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2022 10:50 AM (ZGrMX) ~~~~~ The color of the one they pulled here is purple. Check out Hillary and Bill the day of her concession speech and the outfits of all the dems at Trump's inauruguation. Posted by: IrishEi at March 16, 2022 10:54 AM (VhE0u) 422
Which American media entities do you suppose are behind Ukraine's PR campaign?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 16, 2022 10:54 AM (BFigT) 423
I think I'll go outside and look for Haley's Comet.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2022 10:51 AM (axyOa) ------- "That's what SHE said!" -- Obligatory just the punchline Posted by: ShainS -- Immanentizing the Eschaton is not just a river in Egypt at March 16, 2022 10:54 AM (PECQ7) 424
Circumcision, to me, is a moot point. I was not consulted about the matter, and certainly can't misss what I don't have.
Posted by: kraken at March 16, 2022 10:55 AM (Vr12I) 425
I don't attribute them to the entire country, but I also do not believe that Zelenskyy controls them. I don't know who does, but I see no reason to believe that they are now anti-Russian choir boys.
Posted by: CN at March 16, 2022 10:53 AM (ONvIw) The Nazis in Ukraine were always anti-Russian, that's why we made use of them. It's our equivalent of Russian communist front(or open) groups. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 16, 2022 10:55 AM (z5Vrg) 426
While a corpsman in the USN a, to me amazing, large number of uncircumcised guys got the surgery. I was told that the experience wasn't pleasant...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 16, 2022 10:55 AM (bu/t9) 427
LOL! Jaysus! I didnt know that my botched vasectomy would be so funny to you guys..
*Yeah I did*. The final outcome worked as it should...a lot more anesthetic and I wouldn't have started clucking like a turkey when he pulled on my tubes. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 16, 2022 10:55 AM (XlDSe) 428
>>>Is this the thread where i tell in detail about my vasectomy gone wrong?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob ===== My BiL had a vasectomy. He and my sister proceeded to have two more kids. I never asked if he got a refund. Posted by: Corners to the plate at March 16, 2022 10:55 AM (eco01) 429
>>The color of the one they pulled here is purple. Check out Hillary and Bill the day of her concession speech and the outfits of all the dems at Trump's inauruguation.
Purple isn't in my color wheel. Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2022 10:55 AM (ZLI7S) 430
422 Which American media entities do you suppose are behind Ukraine's PR campaign?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 16, 2022 10:54 AM (BFigT) ------ They all take their cues from Reddit. Posted by: ShainS -- Immanentizing the Eschaton is not just a river in Egypt at March 16, 2022 10:55 AM (PECQ7) 431
410 Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 16, 2022 10:52 AM (z5Vrg)
"Color revolutions" is just another name for the notion of 5th Gen hybrid war. America when it engages in hybrid war tends to not have the same centralized integrating synthesis of diplomatic, military, and intelligence control and is loathe to commit ground troops until the last minute. Russia tends to bind the elements more fluidly (easier to do with an autocrat) and commit ground forces more quickly. Imagine each element of national policy being a strand of 550 cord and the meetings these cords demand eat up time-by having an integrated op plan prior to an event you weave those cords together and consequently give the perception of having more strength. Not that I know anything about it. Posted by: sven at March 16, 2022 10:55 AM (Lzpvj) 432
Note that there's nothing exclusive about this tactic, there were the Yellow vests in France which were likely not US backed.
Right, it's just an easy, effective tactic that got picked up as part of the "toolkit". Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2022 10:56 AM (ZGrMX) 433
344 Putin is the most hitler to hitler since Hitler was Hitler!
how much hitler would putin hitler if putin could hitler hitler? Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 16, 2022 10:56 AM (oY6Yp) 434
422 Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 16, 2022 10:54 AM (BFigT)
All of them, spoiler alert the American media is wholly owned subsidiary of $oro$ Inc probably the only dissenting editorial board is One America News. Posted by: sven at March 16, 2022 10:57 AM (Lzpvj) 435
The Nazis in Ukraine were always anti-Russian, that's why we made use of them. It's our equivalent of Russian communist front(or open) groups.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 16, 2022 10:55 AM (z5Vrg) But they are more than anti-Russian. Is anti-Russian enough to justify our political and financial support of these people? Posted by: CN at March 16, 2022 10:57 AM (ONvIw) 436
Colors aren't always used, there was the Rose Revolution in Georgia back in the early 2000s where we were likely involved as well, but there is always a theme. That's where the name comes from.
===== Congressrats wearing coordinated outfits for special occasions. Posted by: mustbequantum at March 16, 2022 10:57 AM (MIKMs) 437
In the Philippines in 1986, the "People's Power" revolution that deposed Marcos adopted yellow because there was a "tie a yellow ribbon" campaign to bring Ninoy Aquino back from.exile, which worked, so he was allowed to fly back,and was promptly assassinated at the airport. That sparked the revolution.
I think it was grassroots, but who the hell knows now. Anyway, one of the original color revolutions. Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 16, 2022 10:58 AM (lCui1) 438
If I could randomly select a thousand college freshman from across the country and asked them who Hitler was, I'm sure I would be amazed at their answers. Most would likely say one of the following:
"Worst man in the world before Trump." "He was the guy from a lot of years ago who killed almost as many people as Trump." Posted by: Gref at March 16, 2022 10:53 AM (AMIL/) I love the South Park episode where Cartman is dressed as Hitler for Halloween, so the school sees the need to re-educate him. They show him a movie that starts out "Adolf Hitler was a very naughty man." That's really all today's youth can tell you - Hitler=Naughty. Why? Whatever you want to ascribe to him, that you think is naughty, is OK by today's educators. Posted by: Wally at March 16, 2022 10:58 AM (FJYfm) 439
This is like wearing colors for chariot races, and killing the " wrong" colors on principle.
Posted by: kraken at March 16, 2022 10:58 AM (Vr12I) 440
What if our government allowed a very small unit in the Marines to be Neo Nazi? The whole of the United States would be painted with that brush.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 16, 2022 10:48 AM (X5jRy) Probably. But I hold my country to a higher standard. I have spoken with a couple of native Ukrainians, and they sort of chuckle at the idea that Nazism is rampant. One is a Jew, and one is married to a Jew. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2022 10:59 AM (XIJ/X) 441
The whole BLM movement that sprang up out of nowhere and disappeared just as soon as the election was over?
Part of the US color revolution. "Grassroots uprisings" against and authoritarian regime are always a hallmark of a color revolution. Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2022 10:59 AM (ZLI7S) 442
429 >>The color of the one they pulled here is purple. Check out Hillary and Bill the day of her concession speech and the outfits of all the dems at Trump's inauruguation.
Purple isn't in my color wheel. Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2022 10:55 AM (ZLI7S) The Color Purple...coincidence? LOL Posted by: CN at March 16, 2022 10:59 AM (ONvIw) 443
STOP THE LOUNGING!!!
Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell at March 16, 2022 10:59 AM (cIfn2) 444
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Posted by: Count de Monet at March 16, 2022 10:59 AM (4I/2K) 445
435 The Nazis in Ukraine were always anti-Russian, that's why we made use of them. It's our equivalent of Russian communist front(or open) groups.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 16, 2022 10:55 AM (z5Vrg) But they are more than anti-Russian. Is anti-Russian enough to justify our political and financial support of these people? Posted by: CN at March 16, 2022 10:57 AM (ONvIw) Well that's definitely a question worthy of public consideration. Unfortunately it has never been debated, the government did this throughout the Cold War and up to the present without ever having a vote on the matter. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 16, 2022 10:59 AM (z5Vrg) 446
417 Typically, the grassroots or more accurate faux grassroots groups adopted a color represent their movement like a banner or a flag.
Colors aren't always used, there was the Rose Revolution in Georgia back in the early 2000s where we were likely involved as well, but there is always a theme. ah. so it's kind of like how the most important part of starting an open-source project is picking a mascot. Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 16, 2022 10:59 AM (v3pYe) 447
340 Can someone explain what a color revolution is? Please and thank you.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at March 16, 2022 10:38 AM (eGTCV) As Sven said (a bit up thread), we're in our own color revolution: https://tinyurl.com/2p8prmpf Posted by: Court Herald at March 16, 2022 10:59 AM (BgMrQ) 448
>Is this the thread where i tell in detail about my vasectomy gone wrong?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob Mine went so well I had it done twice! Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2022 11:00 AM (axyOa) 449
I think it was grassroots, but who the hell knows now.
None of the tactics of color revolutions are original, it's more that color revolutions are a collection of things that are known to have been effective. Another one is having complete media control where they all broadcast the same ideology in lockstep. That sounds familiar. Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2022 11:00 AM (ZGrMX) 450
What Actually is Romney's reason for existing in politics? What a useless piece of human flesh. Just felt like posting that. Apropos to nothing on this post concerning art. It needs repeating every 5 minutes or so.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 16, 2022 11:00 AM (2NHgQ) 451
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Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 16, 2022 11:01 AM (BgMrQ) 452
The Color Purple...coincidence? LOL
So Whoopi Goldberg is actually the shadowy mastermind controlling the media and DNC? That would certainly explain some things. Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2022 11:01 AM (ZGrMX) 453
I love the South Park episode where Cartman is dressed as Hitler for Halloween, so the school sees the need to re-educate him. They show him a movie that starts out "Adolf Hitler was a very naughty man." That's really all today's youth can tell you - Hitler=Naughty. Why? Whatever you want to ascribe to him, that you think is naughty, is OK by today's educators.
----------------- I'm surprised they didn't follow the Clockwork Orange behaviour modification techniques. Posted by: Puddinhead at March 16, 2022 11:01 AM (LQjWA) 454
Nood
Posted by: Thanatopsis at March 16, 2022 11:01 AM (WXrtp) 455
440 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2022 10:59 AM (XIJ/X)
You know me well enough to know my heart on Anti-Semitism. Serious question, assume for the sake of argument that the Azovs love Jews etc etc. Is fascism as a political and economic system opprobrious enough it is a wrong absent the monstrosities aimed at the Jews? I personally would say passionately "yes" it is a socialist system that crushes liberty every bit that communism does. I don't think GloboHomo views it the same, and I know China does not. Posted by: sven at March 16, 2022 11:01 AM (Lzpvj) 456
The Nazis in Ukraine were always anti-Russian, that's why we made use of them. It's our equivalent of Russian communist front(or open) groups.
The Holodomor will do that to a folk. What has honestly surprised me, if I'm reading between the lines correctly, is how ethnic Ukrainians and Russians have moved beyond that. And "that" isn't all that old - less than a century. Posted by: Color Me Skeptical at March 16, 2022 11:01 AM (5T7tk) 457
450 What Actually is Romney's reason for existing in politics? What a useless piece of human flesh. Just felt like posting that. Apropos to nothing on this post concerning art. It needs repeating every 5 minutes or so.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 16, 2022 11:00 AM (2NHgQ He is a bored, rich dilletante with too much ime on his hands. Posted by: kraken at March 16, 2022 11:02 AM (Vr12I) 458
Cartman is dressed as Hitler for Halloween, so the school sees the need to re-educate him. They show him a movie
My memory is he comes out of watching the movie more in love with Hitler then he was before seeing it. Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2022 11:02 AM (ESjRY) 459
Well that's definitely a question worthy of public consideration. Unfortunately it has never been debated, the government did this throughout the Cold War and up to the present without ever having a vote on the matter.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 16, 2022 10:59 AM (z5Vrg) I suspect we hide the aspirations of our useful militants. It doesn't take rampant and overwhelming support to undermine a nation. It takes tyrannical people willing to kill, or to destroy people financially by "cancel culture". Posted by: CN at March 16, 2022 11:02 AM (ONvIw) 460
Speaking of penises, I am sick of seeing Bob Saget's smirking mug every time I jump into the internet. He's dead. Let it go.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 16, 2022 11:02 AM (xPJvm) 461
So Whoopi Goldberg is actually the shadowy mastermind controlling the media and DNC? That would certainly explain some things.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2022 11:01 AM (ZGrMX) Rofl Posted by: CN at March 16, 2022 11:03 AM (ONvIw) 462
416 Assuming we are not incinerated in the next month or so, there will be another existential crisis " Reeee" to replace the Ukraine.Bank on that.
Posted by: kraken at March 16, 2022 10:52 AM (Vr12I Prediction.. f9od shortages as all eastern European grains are pulled from international markets or destroyed in wars. Rising cost if fertilizers due to petroleum price hikes and scarcity results in nationalization of farms and an immediate release of strategic grain stockpiles and a loaf of bread at $15. Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 16, 2022 11:04 AM (rjpjQ) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 16, 2022 11:04 AM (FVME7) 464
Cartman is dressed as Hitler for Halloween, so the school sees the need to re-educate him. They show him a movie
My memory is he comes out of watching the movie more in love with Hitler then he was before seeing it. Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2022 11:02 AM (ESjRY) I think that was the one where they make him switch from Hitler to a generic ghost costume, that actually looks more like a KKK hood. When he has to go through the "Tolerance Tunnel," where racial, ethnic, and sexual slurs are yelled at the people going through, he does come to really love the tunnel. Posted by: Wally at March 16, 2022 11:04 AM (FJYfm) 465
460 Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 16, 2022 11:02 AM (xPJvm)
Remember during 2009-2017 when we mocked "Operation Shiny Objects?" Saget is a shiny object. Posted by: sven at March 16, 2022 11:06 AM (Lzpvj) 466
So Whoopi Goldberg is actually the shadowy mastermind controlling the media and DNC? That would certainly explain some things.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2022 11:01 AM (ZGrMX) Joy Behar Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon, not a fan of the Ides of March at March 16, 2022 11:13 AM (BMmaB) 467
Colors aren't always used, there was the Rose Revolution in Georgia back in the early 2000s where we were likely involved as well, but there is always a theme. That's where the name comes from.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2022 10:52 AM (ZLI7S) ~~~~~ Many of us fairer sex types would argue that rose is indeed a color. Posted by: IrishEi at March 16, 2022 11:13 AM (VhE0u) Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 16, 2022 11:15 AM (w9Wax) 469
It is not just that unit. It's the entire government. Poroschenko(sp) created a medal after Bandera or Petlura. After a world wide outcry they scrapped that medal. They are naming streets after Petlura. They never renounced him. He is a hero to them.
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2022 11:16 AM (ReE5g) 470
I myself was fooled into supporting their orange revolution . OMG , look at that wonderful Democracy!
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2022 11:18 AM (ReE5g) 471
Mid-terms. Lots of Ukrainians reside in NY & PA, followed by California & NJ.
Posted by: Lola at March 16, 2022 11:20 AM (NIYa7) 472
471 Posted by: Lola at March 16, 2022 11:20 AM (NIYa7)
Theoretically 1 out of every 300 American citizens has Ukie ties. Posted by: sven at March 16, 2022 11:26 AM (Lzpvj) 473
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