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Smollet Sentencing: 150 Days in Jail, 30 Months Probation
Smollett Screams, "I AM NOT SUICIDAL! I AM NOT SUICIDAL!"
Jussie was sentenced, I think, to 150 days of jail time, and is now ranting he is not suicidal, which I think is intended to suggest he is suicidal, and therefore the judge must undo the sentence, or otherwise he's responsible for the suicide.
I think this asshole has rolled right into his next hoax. He's going to immediately run to the jail psychiatrist and claim he's having thoughts of self-harm and all the other Warning Signs he rehearsed after looking them up on Google MD and start making fake suicide attempts. Anything to get his sentence suspended on a mental health mercy pass. He also shouted that he did not commit the crime, but added, "If I did [commit the crime], I put a fist into 400 years of oppression against blacks and the LGBT community!" or some such self-justifying lunacy. 150 days in jail, plus 30 month probation. Plus some fines and restitution he won't have any problem handling, alas. Though he might dearly miss that money in the future!Matt Finn
@MattFinnFNC BREAKING: Smollett sentenced to 150 days in Jail. 30 months felony probation. $120k restitution. $25k fine.
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Heather HunterA lot of us are worn down; do we get to stage a Free Hate Crime, too? And again, it was a hate crime, not a hate crime hoax; it was a legitimate hate crime, in which he sought to direct hate and violence towards white people. The fact that he did so through deceptive, false-flag means does not mean it's not a real hate crime. If this is not punished with prison, then let's officially make "hate crimes" which do not involve actual violence legal. Enough with the charade. Update: The prosecutor has not sought prison, so that's out. At most, he'll get some jail time in county jail. Like 30 days or something. I guess that's what I meant.
@heatherhunterdc Jussie Smollett cries in court as his brother and 92-year-old grandma plead with judge not to send him to jail: Empire actor's family cites Ukraine war and COVID as reasons for light sentence because 'we are collectively worn down but it's not his fault'
The judge has already thrown out Jussie's meritless motions to vacate the guilty verdict.
The defense attorneys also should have had a chance to question potential jurors, Glandian argued. That would have been a break from Linn's usual trial practice, in which he is the only person asking questions, but Glandian argued that the overwhelming negative publicity brought Smollett into court with a "presumption of guilt," and so attorneys should have been able to participate in the process more actively. Linn broke in during her argument and asked if she was saying he should have asked jurors every single question the defense proposed. "You wanted me to ask the (potential jurors) 'What kind of animal would you like to be?'" Linn said. " ... Or, 'Superman or Batman, what do you prefer?' You really think I was supposed to ask (that)?"I'm heading out for my daily run/walk so I'm probably going to miss the sentencing. The defense lawyer just argued that because Smollet has "suffered," "it's enough," and he should get no punishment. "We've all made mistakes, judge." By the way, Smollett continues to lie and refuses to express remorse for his crime.
Update: No allocution from Smollett. An allocution is a statement from the accused narrating the facts. Usually confessing guilt. I suppose here Smollett could, theoretically, allocute that he's totally 100% innocent again. Smollett is refusing to make an allocution and confess his guilt. Once again, he's offered the chance to state his remorse, and once again, he tells the court "Fuck you." The endless, endless babbling. He says Jussie is now an adverb for lying, which suggests to me he does not know what an adverb is. But just to extend this endless monologue, he's going to get out a chalkboard and diagram a sentence to show what an adverb is and then say, "You see this Jussie? This is you now." "We're at the end now"
LIAR
Here's the live feed. I changed the feed because the CBS one kept crapping out.
BREAKING: Smollett screams “im not suicidal!” As he was taken into custody pic.twitter.com/b6kkxxPmNg
— Matt Finn (@MattFinnFNC) March 11, 2022
BREAKING: Jussie Smollett sentenced to 150 days in county jail & 30 months of probation; the disgraced actor told the judge "I am not suicidal and if anything happens to me when I go in there, I did not do it to myself."https://t.co/ohq91zZDhS pic.twitter.com/vM5ClQvAVI
— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) March 11, 2022
🚨BREAKING: Jussie Smollett SCREAMS in rage at sentencing Judge as he's handcuffed and sent to JAIL for FAKING a hate crime pic.twitter.com/BkQjtuyf5l
— Benny (@bennyjohnson) March 11, 2022
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 10, 2022 06:35 PM (e+rs5)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at March 10, 2022 06:36 PM (WXrtp)
The Ukraine war made him do this 3 years ago?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 10, 2022 06:36 PM (qnVBz)
Posted by: Brewingfrog at March 10, 2022 06:37 PM (H6A2Z)
Posted by: Squid at March 10, 2022 06:38 PM (3WNfh)
He will like prison.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 10, 2022 06:35 PM (e+rs5)
he's all yours, HB
Posted by: REDACTED at March 10, 2022 06:38 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 10, 2022 06:40 PM (qnVBz)
Posted by: DB at March 10, 2022 06:41 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: JROD at March 10, 2022 06:41 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: DB at March 10, 2022 06:42 PM (geLO8)
I would have given him more props for the Otter, "we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America" defense.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 10, 2022 06:42 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 10, 2022 06:42 PM (oYLWM)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 10, 2022 06:42 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: Baba Wawa at March 10, 2022 06:42 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
We've always been at war in Ukraine.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 10, 2022 06:42 PM (QYPq3)
Not just that, it coincided with Smollet family friend Kamala launching her presidential run AND her anti-lynching legislation.
This was a *political* op as well as a hate crime.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2022 06:42 PM (MmndN)
Posted by: Barack "Renegade" Obama at March 10, 2022 06:42 PM (DMQdU)
7 Juss did get a law passed to prevent white people from doing what he faked happening to him.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 10, 2022 06:40 PM (qnVBz)
Yup. This. And a martyr if he gets so much as a fine.
Righteous lying is now an unassailable leftist entitlement.
Posted by: Auspex at March 10, 2022 06:43 PM (bQvYf)
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2022 06:43 PM (lhr6a)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 10, 2022 06:43 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: moviegique at March 10, 2022 06:43 PM (asXVI)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 10, 2022 06:36 PM (qnVBz)
Sure. Where do you think Hitler got the idea to invade Poland?
Posted by: The Mantastic Tor at March 10, 2022 06:43 PM (dwzrA)
Posted by: OhNoNotTheBees at March 10, 2022 06:43 PM (TEWKg)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 10, 2022 06:43 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2022 06:44 PM (2JoB8)
Smollet gets speared by anthropomorph tail!
Posted by: blaster at March 10, 2022 06:44 PM (9otr5)
Posted by: Weasel at March 10, 2022 06:44 PM (0IeYL)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 10, 2022 06:44 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 10, 2022 06:44 PM (lCui1)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 10, 2022 06:44 PM (zWpOF)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 10, 2022 06:44 PM (gfiU2)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 10, 2022 06:44 PM (kxVDk)
What a crying, cowardly pussy. There's no crying in MAGA country, phyllis.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 10, 2022 06:44 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2022 06:44 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: blaster at March 10, 2022 06:44 PM (9otr5)
Word!
Posted by: BLM at March 10, 2022 06:45 PM (MmndN)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 10, 2022 06:45 PM (oYLWM)
He caught The Gays when visiting a US BioLab in Kharkiv.
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2022 06:45 PM (lhr6a)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 10, 2022 06:45 PM (ySQBZ)
Posted by: DB at March 10, 2022 06:45 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 10, 2022 06:45 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 10, 2022 06:45 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: DB at March 10, 2022 06:45 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 10, 2022 06:45 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
We've always been at war in Ukraine.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 10, 2022 06:42 PM (QYPq3)
Gold, both.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 10, 2022 06:46 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name
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Black hate crime is the first indicator.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 10, 2022 06:46 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: Iris at March 10, 2022 06:46 PM (DibdT)
Posted by: DB at March 10, 2022 06:46 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 10, 2022 06:46 PM (qnVBz)
President Kameltoe will pardon him next year
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 10, 2022 06:46 PM (lCui1)
Posted by: OJ Simpson at March 10, 2022 06:46 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at March 10, 2022 06:47 PM (ObFlJ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2022 06:47 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: confederatefifth at March 10, 2022 06:47 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 10, 2022 06:47 PM (qnVBz)
Posted by: Eternity Matters at March 10, 2022 06:47 PM (b+7kE)
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 10, 2022 06:47 PM (wBpKf)
Posted by: JROD at March 10, 2022 06:41 PM (0jZnq)
I think it's more than the age difference that makes it gross.
Posted by: The Mantastic Tor at March 10, 2022 06:47 PM (dwzrA)
Jussie's gonna get 'im some "Foot Long" in the lockup, ain't he.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 10, 2022 06:47 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 10, 2022 06:44 PM (zWpOF)
Geragos is a real turd
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 10, 2022 06:47 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Rodney D. at March 10, 2022 06:48 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: mr tmz at March 10, 2022 06:48 PM (tasZ1)
Pure theatrics for the defense.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 10, 2022 06:48 PM (kxVDk)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 10, 2022 06:48 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 10, 2022 06:48 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: The Mantastic Tor at March 10, 2022 06:47 PM (dwzrA)
Wise words there
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 10, 2022 06:48 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2022 06:48 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: confederatefifth at March 10, 2022 06:48 PM (K3ZCc)
These hypothetical people would be on the stand, crying, and certain people would have sociopathic glee about it.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 10, 2022 06:49 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at March 10, 2022 06:49 PM (ZEHVO)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2022 06:49 PM (ZLI7S)
Doo wop doo wop doo wop doo wop doo wop
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 10, 2022 06:49 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2022 06:49 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: LASue at March 10, 2022 06:50 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Dave Chappelle at March 10, 2022 06:50 PM (uWF4x)
Posted by: LASue at March 10, 2022 06:50 PM (Ed8Zd)
I think he made is one phone call to her long ago.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2022 06:50 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at March 10, 2022 06:50 PM (ObFlJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2022 06:51 PM (dJeOW)
Before every convenience store was full of cameras, people used to say it was ridiculous that anyone would rob someone at gunpoint for thirty bucks and a pack of cigarettes.
In general I agree with you, but you kind of have to have a feel for what criminals are doing in order to know what's fake as hell.
A more recent example is the knockout game. It sounds made up. Teenagers and even adults are going around sucker punching complete strangers just because? They don't rob them or anything, they just punch them ON CAMERA and upload footage?
Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2022 06:51 PM (VCz/u)
Posted by: LASue at March 10, 2022 06:50 PM (Ed8Zd)
She is busy with the schnizengruben about now
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 10, 2022 06:51 PM (M+Lyo)
He's free to go, is what I meant. I'm deconstructing our thing we say. We're white. Nobody got that? Whatever.
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2022 06:51 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: LASue at March 10, 2022 06:50 PM (Ed8Zd)
She is in Poland, doing something useless
Posted by: IC - #FJB at March 10, 2022 06:51 PM (hV9ir)
Yes, and the outcry over the "crime" was unified in likening the MAGA hats to Klan hoods.
Political hate crime as much as a racial one. He and his allies (Kamala, Michelle O's former chief of staff Tina Tchen) wanted to put a target on every Trump supporter, smeared them as KKK.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2022 06:51 PM (MmndN)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 10, 2022 06:44 PM (zWpOF)
Geragos is a real turd
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 10, 2022 06:47 PM (M+Lyo)
Remember, Garagos was partnering with Avenatti at one point. But I'll him credit for being clever; Garagos managed to step out of the line of fire before all the shit came down.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2022 06:51 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 10, 2022 06:52 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: IC - #FJB at March 10, 2022 06:51 PM (hV9ir)
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in other words, Kamala is playing to her strengths.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 10, 2022 06:52 PM (5pTK/)
And if you are ever in a high profile case, you would want a turd like that on your side.
Sad. But there it is.
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2022 06:52 PM (lhr6a)
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2022 06:53 PM (lhr6a)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 10, 2022 06:52 PM (M+Lyo)
'nate the lawyer' is live streaming
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 10, 2022 06:53 PM (kxVDk)
None of the youtube lawyers are live streaming this ?
Posted by: Hatari
https://youtu.be/d0YvAQeElGg
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 10, 2022 06:53 PM (oYLWM)
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2022 06:52 PM (lhr6a)
Hopefully I could find a better shitheel than him, hopefully
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 10, 2022 06:53 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 10, 2022 06:46 PM (lCui1)
Yeah. War and Peace
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2022 06:54 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 10, 2022 06:54 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: lowandslow at March 10, 2022 06:54 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name
===
Black hate crime is the first indicator.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 10, 2022 06:46 PM (iDcra)
So true. Also the Haven Monahans- fake boyfriend/rapist to make another guy jealous.
Posted by: LASue at March 10, 2022 06:54 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 10, 2022 06:54 PM (kxVDk)
I mean all the stuff that has nothing to do with lynching...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 10, 2022 06:54 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 10, 2022 06:55 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Minuteman at March 10, 2022 06:55 PM (LaNzR)
This happened in Stockton, CA. A black teenager got a homeowner to open their door by pretending to be one of those door to door "I'm a poor inner city kid trying to make good" salesmen.
Once the door was open, three armed men rush inside.
Sounds made up, right? Or straight out of Cape Town, South Africa? Nope, right here in the US.
https://bit.ly/3MGUVsR
Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2022 06:55 PM (VCz/u)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 10, 2022 06:55 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 10, 2022 06:55 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Squid at March 10, 2022 06:55 PM (3WNfh)
Scott Adams' bad "hot takes" have been worse than usual, for the last month. I thought he was getting dumber; but it's clear now what was going on.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 10, 2022 06:55 PM (oYLWM)
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2022 06:55 PM (lhr6a)
And if you are ever in a high profile case, you would want a turd like that on your side.
Sad. But there it is.
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2022 06:52 PM (lhr6a)
Nope, I wouldn't. Not a hard worker any more and really is missing a few steps.
Posted by: LASue at March 10, 2022 06:55 PM (Ed8Zd)
to begin with, he has no understanding of proper knot tying.
Posted by: confederatefifth at March 10, 2022 06:56 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 10, 2022 06:56 PM (kxVDk)
But if Jussie continues to thumb his nose at the system and declare his innocence - I think he's going to get a room without a view. Time to Choose.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2022 06:56 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 10, 2022 06:56 PM (v3pYe)
If JuBee shows no remorse or does not apologize, throw the sentencing book at him.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 10, 2022 06:56 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 10, 2022 06:56 PM (kxVDk)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 10, 2022 06:45 PM (ySQBZ)
We knew it was a hoax as soon as the details came out. MAGA country. Chicago? Randomly carrying around bleach and a clothesline "noose." Still wearing the "noose" when the cops showed up to take the report. The whole thing was comedy gold.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 10, 2022 06:56 PM (SH2Zi)
Sounds made up, right? Or straight out of Cape Town, South Africa? Nope, right here in the US.
https://bit.ly/3MGUVsR
Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2022 06:55 PM (VCz/u)
I'm not sure what you mean about the "made up" part. Why does that sound made up? Home invasion robbery by deception isn't anything new.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 10, 2022 06:56 PM (II3Gr)
OK. You can have B'Ivory Lamarr.
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2022 06:57 PM (lhr6a)
Posted by: Squid at March 10, 2022 06:57 PM (3WNfh)
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2022 06:52 PM (lhr6a)
++++
I don't have the millions he would require, though.
Posted by: washrivergal at March 10, 2022 06:57 PM (0W3z4)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 10, 2022 06:56 PM (SH2Zi)
LOL That shit is right out of a Naked Gun type movie.
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2022 06:57 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 10, 2022 06:58 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: lowandslow at March 10, 2022 06:54 PM (4thlk)
I was commenting on that this morning. No doubt the Junta is going after him; but Cawthorn is a damned fool to make it so easy.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2022 06:58 PM (trdmm)
I think the days of her returning his calls are long over. She's cut bait.
Posted by: LizLem at March 10, 2022 06:58 PM (+mkOR)
No doubt. It really is shameful how much it costs a person to mount a competent defense against the bottomless wallet of The State.
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2022 06:59 PM (lhr6a)
When you start charging people for a belief you know they are onto something.
Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2022 06:59 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 10, 2022 06:56 PM (SH2Zi)
++++
And all through the attack, by two MAGA men, no less, he was able to hold on to his sandwich.
Posted by: washrivergal at March 10, 2022 06:59 PM (0W3z4)
And if you are ever in a high profile case, you would want a turd like that on your side.
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Nope, I wouldn't. Not a hard worker any more and really is missing a few steps.
can i give you my card?
Posted by: orly taitz at March 10, 2022 06:59 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2022 06:57 PM (dscaa)
And I forgot, the intrepid subway sandwich survive the pummeling. I was LMAO at almost every new detail, while all the serious leftists were taking the bait, hook, line, and sinker. It was an epic beclowning all around.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 10, 2022 06:59 PM (SH2Zi)
is there a maga country gang sign to throw with it?
Posted by: confederatefifth at March 10, 2022 06:59 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 10, 2022 06:59 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: runner at March 10, 2022 07:00 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 10, 2022 07:00 PM (bkUtD)
i do just before I nut
i assumed everyone did
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 10, 2022 07:00 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 10, 2022 07:00 PM (M+Lyo)
To quote a Bruce Willis line in 5th Element; "Wrong Answer."
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2022 07:00 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: washrivergal at March 10, 2022 06:59 PM (0W3z4)
Yep. I wouldn't even mind if he recanted it all and got probation and fines. It would be the cherry on top.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 10, 2022 07:00 PM (SH2Zi)
If you leave out the details, no. It's not anything new.
Jussie's case doesn't sound made up either if you leave out the details. Man gets assaulted by other men. That's pretty much all of human history, no?
Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2022 07:00 PM (VCz/u)
Posted by: noam sayen at March 10, 2022 07:00 PM (fPFtn)
https://tinyurl.com/ydanq7pe
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 10, 2022 07:01 PM (lm3XL)
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 10, 2022 07:00 PM (0G13K)
LOFnL
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2022 07:01 PM (dscaa)
as long as the "War Crime" verbiage is tossed around so "lightly", I contend Smollett committed a war crime ... or worse, a Hate Crime" against white America. Millions suffered his widely reported fake allegations, and he deserves the fate he would have pushed on ... not his attackers, they were fake ... but this was worse, an attack on all white America, whom he attacked on a purely racist basis.
Smollett did not make a mistake, he premeditated a Hate Crime against another race, the was malicious intent. His only "mistake" was to so poorly plan his attack.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 10, 2022 07:01 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: runner at March 10, 2022 07:01 PM (V13WU)
i do just before I nut
i assumed everyone did
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 10, 2022 07:00 PM (0G13K)
LMAO. Imma let you finish, honey, but this is MAGA country.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 10, 2022 07:01 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 10, 2022 07:01 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 10, 2022 07:01 PM (kxVDk)
Posted by: Javems at March 10, 2022 07:01 PM (AmoqO)
I've suffered! I shouldn't have to do time for trying to get white people killed!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2022 07:02 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 10, 2022 07:02 PM (oYLWM)
Posted by: Javems at March 10, 2022 07:01 PM (AmoqO)
the ass end
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 10, 2022 07:02 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Zombie Charlie Manson at March 10, 2022 07:02 PM (ObFlJ)
no I heard the Uche guy winding down and figured I'd stick with it until the sentencing
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 10, 2022 07:03 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2022 07:03 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: nckate at March 10, 2022 07:03 PM (2oJif)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 10, 2022 07:03 PM (kxVDk)
Your honor, 9/11 affected all of us in a myriad of highly personal ways....
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 10, 2022 07:03 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 10, 2022 07:03 PM (erZtA)
about every decade or so, i have to take the batteries out of my trusty hp-15c and put them back in; that's enough to do the trick. i bought the thing in '82ish and it's on its second set of batteries.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 10, 2022 07:03 PM (v3pYe)
Scheming fag wanted to make racial attacks on my family more likely. His extreme stupidity worked to our advantage.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 10, 2022 07:04 PM (AU9Gf)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 10, 2022 07:04 PM (kxVDk)
I could imagine someone in a deep red state shouting something like that to a fat AntiFa loser in the heat of the moment. Possibly.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2022 07:04 PM (VCz/u)
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 10, 2022 07:04 PM (0G13K)
lol
smollett defense: If justin goes to jail, he could become a victim of a hate crime.
lolololololololol!
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 10, 2022 07:04 PM (oYLWM)
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2022 07:03 PM (dscaa)
And his fartclam grew two sizes that day.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 10, 2022 07:04 PM (SH2Zi)
My stalker neighbor put up his giant "rebel" flag again yesterday. Today when the school bus drove past towards the nearby stop there were at least ten kids hanging out the windows screaming "fuck you racist!"
The kids are alright.
And then everyone stood and applauded...
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 10, 2022 07:04 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Javems
Maybe. He made some very powerful people look foolish. We may be saying 'Smollett didn't kill himself' fairly soon.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 10, 2022 07:04 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 10, 2022 07:04 PM (kxVDk)
there's nothing i can do that would equal what you already did
fuck this shithole country
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 10, 2022 07:04 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2022 07:03 PM (dscaa)
And his fartclam grew two sizes that day.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur
****snort*****
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 10, 2022 07:05 PM (XpMSh)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2022 07:05 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 10, 2022 07:03 PM (erZtA)
WHAT THE FUCK ARE ALL THESES MAGA MOTHERFUCKERS DOING HERE ?!
Posted by: Smuel Jackson at March 10, 2022 07:05 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 10, 2022 07:00 PM (bkUtD)
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He'll be Hunter Biden's running mate in 2024.
Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 10, 2022 07:05 PM (jIWkt)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 10, 2022 07:05 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Kyle Broflovsky at March 10, 2022 07:05 PM (bkUtD)
I mean... whod'a-fuckin'-thunk it would lead to What We Have Now?
Posted by: Slapweasel at March 10, 2022 07:05 PM (Ckg4U)
A commenter on the YouTube stream said "a Flying V and a Marshall half-stack".
Posted by: Ian S. at March 10, 2022 07:06 PM (gfiU2)
Posted by: mr tmz at March 10, 2022 07:06 PM (tasZ1)
this is all to explain "NO JAIL TIME"
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 10, 2022 07:06 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 10, 2022 07:06 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis!
I may actually vote for the combination.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 10, 2022 07:06 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 10, 2022 07:06 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2022 07:06 PM (trdmm)
At least a CA judge granted bail to their freedom convoy organizer after a couple of weeks. Ms Linch I believe. Its disgusting that we have political prisoners right in DC. and sadly most everyday people don't even know of it.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 10, 2022 07:06 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: Javems at March 10, 2022 07:07 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 10, 2022 07:07 PM (kxVDk)
This was a *political* op as well as a hate crime.
Posted by: Lizzy
Nailed it.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 10, 2022 07:07 PM (B1Vad)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2022 07:07 PM (VCz/u)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 10, 2022 07:07 PM (lm3XL)
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at March 10, 2022 07:07 PM (XnbJC)
Posted by: runner at March 10, 2022 07:08 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2022 07:08 PM (LKTKP)
https://bit.ly/3pYT3SD
I propose we start calling him Multiple Miggs.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2022 07:08 PM (VCz/u)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 10, 2022 07:08 PM (dKiJG)
there's nothing i can do that would equal what you already did
fuck this shithole country
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 10, 2022 07:04 PM (0G13K)
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"It's not like he committed 'mischief', eh?"
-- Former Dominion of Canada
Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 10, 2022 07:08 PM (jIWkt)
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at March 10, 2022 07:07 PM (XnbJC)
Cuz it's still 1980?
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2022 07:08 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2022 07:08 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 10, 2022 07:08 PM (Y+l9t)
I think Jussie had one last chance, and he just fucked it up. We'll know soon enough.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2022 07:09 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 10, 2022 07:09 PM (kxVDk)
Posted by: Black Orchid at March 10, 2022 07:09 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2022 07:10 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 10, 2022 07:10 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2022 07:10 PM (lhr6a)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2022 07:10 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 10, 2022 07:10 PM (kxVDk)
Posted by: Nova local at March 10, 2022 07:10 PM (exHjb)
Well, on a Hollywood scale of deviance/crime, I'd bet this barely rates as a "1." They protect/forgive way bigger scumbags, such as Polanski and Bryan Singer. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2022 07:11 PM (MmndN)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 10, 2022 07:11 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2022 07:11 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 10, 2022 07:11 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: washrivergal at March 10, 2022 07:11 PM (0W3z4)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 10, 2022 07:11 PM (Y+l9t)
One of his kids worked for a Ukrainian energy company I think; his hands are as dirty as anyone else in DC. If we had investigative journalism anymore, someone would look into it.
Posted by: LizLem at March 10, 2022 07:11 PM (+mkOR)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 10, 2022 07:11 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: washrivergal at March 10, 2022 07:11 PM (0W3z4)
Fucking Putin.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 10, 2022 07:12 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 10, 2022 07:12 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 10, 2022 07:12 PM (kxVDk)
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2022 07:10 PM (lhr6a)
Yeah, the Judge in the Rittenhouse trial was Old School.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2022 07:12 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: lowandslow at March 10, 2022 07:12 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: lowandslow at March 10, 2022 07:12 PM (4thlk)
with socks
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 10, 2022 07:12 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 10, 2022 07:12 PM (KAi1n)
It's better drama than anything Hollywood has produced in 20 years.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2022 07:13 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2022 07:13 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 10, 2022 07:13 PM (ckreu)
Posted by: lowandslow at March 10, 2022 07:12 PM (4thlk)
with socks
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 10, 2022 07:12 PM (M+Lyo)
A crime against humanity.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 10, 2022 07:13 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at March 10, 2022 07:07 PM (XnbJC)
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Gives a whole new meaning to "Jailhouse Rock."
Maybe he can release a rap version called "Nailhouse Rock" ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 10, 2022 07:13 PM (jIWkt)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 10, 2022 07:13 PM (Y+l9t)
Fucking Putin.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 10, 2022 07:12 PM (SH2Zi)
++++
LOL
Posted by: washrivergal at March 10, 2022 07:13 PM (0W3z4)
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2022 07:13 PM (lhr6a)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 10, 2022 07:14 PM (kxVDk)
Posted by: boring and tiresome yet correct thing rhomboid always sez at March 10, 2022 07:14 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 10, 2022 07:14 PM (dKiJG)
Emilio Delgado (Luis from Sesame Street) dead today - diagnosed with multiple myeloma in Dec 2020.
Posted by: Nova local at March 10, 2022 07:10 PM
another grim milestone for the biden administration
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 10, 2022 07:14 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 10, 2022 07:14 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: lowandslow at March 10, 2022 07:14 PM (4thlk)
I was thinking the one in Green Bay.
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2022 07:13 PM (lhr6a)
Shoot, give me Fred Gwynne.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2022 07:15 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: lowandslow at March 10, 2022 07:14 PM (4thlk)
Reminds me of the stoner high school teacher that surfs
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 10, 2022 07:15 PM (M+Lyo)
Reaping what we have sown should come as no surprise to any of us.
I've got a lot of repentance to do.
Posted by: Slapweasel at March 10, 2022 07:15 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: lowandslow at March 10, 2022 07:12 PM (4thlk)
with socks
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 10, 2022 07:12 PM (M+Lyo)
A crime against humanity.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 10, 2022 07:13 PM (II3Gr)
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French male bathing thong under the robe FTW!
Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 10, 2022 07:15 PM (jIWkt)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 10, 2022 07:15 PM (kxVDk)
Posted by: Golfman at March 10, 2022 07:15 PM (hOMhY)
Since they are already on the Books...I'll call this one a Hate Crime. Because it is.
More heinous than most.
Certainly moreso than the Ahmad Arbery case.
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2022 07:15 PM (lhr6a)
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 10, 2022 07:16 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 10, 2022 07:16 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 10, 2022 07:16 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 10, 2022 07:16 PM (kxVDk)
Posted by: DB at March 10, 2022 07:16 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: lowandslow at March 10, 2022 07:14 PM (4thlk)
Reminds me of the stoner high school teacher that surfs
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 10, 2022 07:15 PM (M+Lyo
this judge is a son of a son of a sailor.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2022 07:17 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2022 07:17 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 10, 2022 07:17 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: confederatefifth at March 10, 2022 07:17 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 10, 2022 07:17 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2022 07:17 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
I wish I had your youthful, stupid optimism!
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 10, 2022 07:17 PM (0G13K)
So they're going to the Palestinian Inverse Temporal Causation Theory for the defense? Things that happen in the future cause things that happened in the past?
(this brilliant and novel insight into the universe arose when Palestinian "leaders" noticed that Israeli retaliation for terror attacks, in fact, had *caused* the terror attacks in the first place - popular formulation is "it all started when I hit him BACK")
Posted by: rhomboid at March 10, 2022 07:17 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 10, 2022 07:17 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: DB at March 10, 2022 07:17 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: boring and tiresome yet correct thing rhomboid always sez at March 10, 2022 07:14 PM (OTzUX)
___________________________________
Correct. But, we're going to have to mark that one wrong because your classmates are troglodytical retards and they are scared by words.
Posted by: Orson at March 10, 2022 07:18 PM (N+V0i)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 10, 2022 07:18 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 10, 2022 07:18 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 10, 2022 07:18 PM (NOYGJ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2022 07:17 PM (LKTKP)
lol
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 10, 2022 07:18 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 10, 2022 07:18 PM (Y+l9t)
Stephen Root should play the judge in the movie they'll make of this...as "Milton" from Office Space
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 10, 2022 07:18 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: Dogbert at March 10, 2022 07:18 PM (Z9HSN)
I sentence you to perforation of the fartclam
or as you know it, Tuesday
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 10, 2022 07:18 PM (0G13K)
At this point, that likely would require a horse.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 10, 2022 07:19 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 10, 2022 07:19 PM (kxVDk)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2022 07:19 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 10, 2022 07:19 PM (SH2Zi)
I sentence you to perforation of the fartclam
or as you know it, Tuesday
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 10, 2022 07:18 PM (0G13K
Bifurcated Fartclam is the worst.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2022 07:19 PM (LKTKP)
It does exist, but you have look outside the media.
It's Romney's top adviser, Cofer Black, who is or was on Burisma's board along with Hunter. He's ex-CIA and ex-Blackwater.
Posted by: t-bird at March 10, 2022 07:19 PM (ELgVT)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 10, 2022 07:19 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio
Tend to agree. I'm at 60-40 no jail right now, despite his harsh tone. Although he did just find premeditation to be an aggravating factor.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 10, 2022 07:19 PM (YFAIE)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 10, 2022 07:19 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 10, 2022 07:19 PM (oWZwa)
I'm guessing 90 days.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 10, 2022 07:20 PM (ckreu)
Posted by: DB at March 10, 2022 07:20 PM (geLO8)
This works against the lib judge's world view.
He's pissed.
At the end, the sentence will be over the top and will be appealed and reduced.
Posted by: Golfman at March 10, 2022 07:20 PM (hOMhY)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2022 07:20 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2022 07:20 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: DB at March 10, 2022 07:20 PM (geLO
That might be an 8th Amendment violation.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 10, 2022 07:20 PM (II3Gr)
Kamala from Poland.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 10, 2022 07:20 PM (qnVBz)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 10, 2022 07:20 PM (EjQb2)
Posted by: runner at March 10, 2022 07:20 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 10, 2022 07:20 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: mr tmz at March 10, 2022 07:20 PM (tasZ1)
He'll get the same sentence as Aunt Becky.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 10, 2022 07:21 PM (ckreu)
Posted by: JUDGE BRECK at March 10, 2022 07:21 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 10, 2022 07:21 PM (kxVDk)
Posted by: nckate at March 10, 2022 07:21 PM (2oJif)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2022 07:21 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 10, 2022 07:21 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: lowandslow at March 10, 2022 07:21 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2022 07:21 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: CN at March 10, 2022 07:21 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Dogbert at March 10, 2022 07:21 PM (Z9HSN)
Posted by: DB at March 10, 2022 07:21 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2022 07:20 PM (LKTKP)
if there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now.
(I think my mind is wandering.)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2022 07:22 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: confederatefifth at March 10, 2022 07:22 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 10, 2022 07:22 PM (II3Gr)
I predict he will get something between a nickle and a dime
Very few people take a jury trial in the feds they will smoke his sss.
Posted by: Kurt at March 10, 2022 07:22 PM (A0JUB)
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2022 07:22 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: fd at March 10, 2022 07:22 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: t-bird at March 10, 2022 07:22 PM (ELgVT)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 10, 2022 07:22 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: runner at March 10, 2022 07:20 PM (V13WU)
Ooh, I like pasties, me wive make 'em for me, they are a good feed.
Posted by: Gwilliam Jones at March 10, 2022 07:22 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: DB at March 10, 2022 07:21 PM (geLO
Rappers at the halftime show.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 10, 2022 07:22 PM (kxVDk)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 10, 2022 07:21 PM (kxVDk)
I'm down, bro
Posted by: Jussie at March 10, 2022 07:22 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur
What's funny is that the first article about this "attack" specifically named the sandwich he allegedly went out to get. Curious, I googled Subway's menu and discovered that sandwich did not exist.
Further curious, I then plugged the name into the Urban Dictionary and was informed that the name was an euphemism for a gay dood getting double-teamed by two other gay doods and then covered in "special sauce" at the end.
Sadly, I cannot find that original article, nor remember the alleged name of the sandwich. But I always laugh at that memory of Internet Research Gone Bad.
I also laugh that no other article has ever named the sandwich.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 10, 2022 07:23 PM (B1Vad)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2022 07:23 PM (LKTKP)
also "there is no such thing as a hate crime"
along with Lizzy "This was a *political* op as well as a hate crime."
This is why I (mostly sarcastically) said it was a War Crime. We are at war with the junta that has power due to a coup. They have been running their color revolution against patriotic Americans, even imprisoning them for "Insurrection" (i.e. resisting the coup).
And the funding (China/DeepState/Russia etc.) is foreign. It is no holds barred war. (what is the Bannon term, for what China calls that? basically BAMN ... economic/biological/kinetic ... anything to win). We are in it ... Bretibart said it. WAR
Posted by: illiniwek at March 10, 2022 07:23 PM (Cus5s)
Didn't some guy get five years hard time for burning a gay flag?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 10, 2022 07:23 PM (AU9Gf)
Posted by: pawn at March 10, 2022 07:23 PM (Cfk8j)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 10, 2022 07:23 PM (kxVDk)
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 10, 2022 07:23 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: lowandslow at March 10, 2022 07:23 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: lowandslow at March 10, 2022 07:14 PM (4thlk)
Reminds me of the stoner high school teacher that surfs
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 10, 2022 07:15 PM (M+Lyo)
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* There is a brief, sharp knock at the door.*
BAILIFF: Who is it?
VOICE: Mr. Pizza.
BAILIFF: Again?
VOICE: Mr. Pizza, sir!
* Hand swings the door open, out of curiosity. In walks a young Man in a Mr. Pizza delivery shirt.
PIZZA MAN: Okay, who had the double cheese sausage and bologna?
JUDGE: That's me!
Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 10, 2022 07:24 PM (jIWkt)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 10, 2022 07:24 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 10, 2022 07:24 PM (YFAIE)
"I can do that standing on my head, judge. No literally. I did that in college." -- Jussie Smollett
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 10, 2022 07:24 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 10, 2022 07:24 PM (SVUeu)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 10, 2022 07:24 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 10, 2022 07:24 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Golfman at March 10, 2022 07:24 PM (hOMhY)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2022 07:13 PM (ZLI7S)
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We'll find out if Juicy is Untouchable or not.
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 10, 2022 07:24 PM (erZtA)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 10, 2022 07:23 PM (B1Vad)
Oh hell. I never saw that.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 10, 2022 07:24 PM (SH2Zi)
Didn't some guy get five years hard time for burning a gay flag?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 10, 2022 07:23 PM (AU9Gf)
yeah, but what really got him in trouble was that it was his neighbor's flag, and he went onto his neighbor's property to burn it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2022 07:25 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Juicy at March 10, 2022 07:25 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at March 10, 2022 07:25 PM (ObFlJ)
Posted by: CN at March 10, 2022 07:25 PM (ONvIw)
this judge need to drink a nice tall cool glass of shut the fuck up and cut to the point juice.
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 10, 2022 07:25 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: nckate at March 10, 2022 07:26 PM (2oJif)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 10, 2022 07:26 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Juicy at March 10, 2022 07:26 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: runner at March 10, 2022 07:26 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 10, 2022 07:26 PM (ckreu)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 10, 2022 07:26 PM (II3Gr)
Asshole will be back on television a month after his release. Hollywood always protect their own.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
He'll go to Florida to protest the anti-grooming legislation.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 10, 2022 07:26 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 10, 2022 07:26 PM (VdGjU)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 10, 2022 07:23 PM (B1Vad)
Double sausage sandwich with extra mayo ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 10, 2022 07:26 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Squid at March 10, 2022 07:26 PM (3WNfh)
Posted by: runner at March 10, 2022 07:27 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2022 07:27 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2022 07:27 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 10, 2022 07:27 PM (qnVBz)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 10, 2022 07:27 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: dantesed at March 10, 2022 07:27 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 10, 2022 07:27 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Long Haired Judge at March 10, 2022 07:27 PM (hOMhY)
Posted by: washrivergal at March 10, 2022 07:27 PM (0W3z4)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2022 07:27 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 10, 2022 07:27 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 10, 2022 07:27 PM (M+Lyo)
Still, bring the hammer down Spicoli!!
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 10, 2022 07:27 PM (kxVDk)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2022 07:28 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: CN at March 10, 2022 07:25 PM (ONvIw)
Max 6 months, you might be right, half of max, he's really slamming him.
Posted by: lowandslow at March 10, 2022 07:28 PM (4thlk)
Jussie Smollett Awaits Sentencing for Vicious Assault on Jussie Smollett
Posted by: Splunge at March 10, 2022 07:28 PM (PQ4Fz)
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 10, 2022 07:28 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Xander Crews at March 10, 2022 07:28 PM (MpOGS)
Posted by: fd at March 10, 2022 07:28 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: runner at March 10, 2022 07:28 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: CN at March 10, 2022 07:28 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 10, 2022 07:28 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 10, 2022 07:27 PM (II3Gr)
I haven't had a Boddington's in forever.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 10, 2022 07:28 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: DJ at March 10, 2022 07:28 PM (O3/K+)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2022 07:28 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: runner at March 10, 2022 07:28 PM (V13WU)
And that's just the judge!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 10, 2022 07:29 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2022 07:29 PM (dscaa)
judge turns the page..."Chapter Two..."
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 10, 2022 07:29 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: runner at March 10, 2022 07:29 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Slapweasel at March 10, 2022 07:29 PM (Ckg4U)
well, that is not THE problem, the problem was malicious intent ... (no absence of malice). If he murdered someone and then stopped lying about it, it was still murder.
OK, I put five dollars on the one year and two more years probation square.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 10, 2022 07:29 PM (Cus5s)
I can't decide? That kind of greasy far side part with almost shoulder length hair?
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 10, 2022 07:29 PM (NOYGJ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2022 07:29 PM (trdmm)
Reminder: Jussie's mom is close friends with. . . Angela Davis. The Smollet kids have been activists throughout childhood.
Janet [Smollet, his mom] battled for civil rights in the Bay Area with Jussie's father, Joel, according to the New York Times.
"My mom participated in the movement with Bobby Seale and Huey Newton, and one of her first mentors was Julian Bond," Jussie said. Angela Davis is still one of her closest pals. Angela and I spent Mother's Day together."
Janet's commitment to becoming an activist for causes she believes in has rubbed off on her children, who, according to the New York Times, speak out on issues such as HIV/AIDS prevention, eliminating apartheid, and the Black Lives Matter movement.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2022 07:29 PM (MmndN)
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 10, 2022 07:29 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2022 07:29 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 10, 2022 07:29 PM (kxVDk)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
He's going to Disney World!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 10, 2022 07:29 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 10, 2022 07:29 PM (II3Gr)
Hisoner.
Posted by: runner at March 10, 2022 07:29 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: lowandslow at March 10, 2022 07:29 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 10, 2022 07:29 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 10, 2022 07:30 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: Squid at March 10, 2022 07:30 PM (3WNfh)
Posted by: Judge Linn at March 10, 2022 07:30 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 10, 2022 07:30 PM (M+Lyo)
judge turns the page..."Chapter Two..."
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 10, 2022 07:29 PM (DUIap)
This is the sentence that never ends... it just goes on and on my friendddddd....
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 10, 2022 07:30 PM (oHd/0)
I can't decide? That kind of greasy far side part with almost shoulder length hair?
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 10, 2022 07:29 PM (NOYGJ)
I'll bet he's bald on top and combs it over.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2022 07:30 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: runner at March 10, 2022 07:30 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2022 07:30 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: JT at March 10, 2022 07:30 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: runner at March 10, 2022 07:30 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 10, 2022 07:30 PM (0G13K)
what is he reading, the Never-ending Story?!?! did the horse die yet?
Posted by: Black Orchid at March 10, 2022 07:30 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 10, 2022 07:30 PM (YFAIE)
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2022 07:30 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 10, 2022 07:30 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 10, 2022 07:31 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Splunge at March 10, 2022 07:31 PM (PQ4Fz)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 10, 2022 07:31 PM (BFigT)
Talk shows make jokes about you.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 10, 2022 07:31 PM (kxVDk)
Posted by: runner at March 10, 2022 07:31 PM (V13WU)
he's going to get out a chalkboard and diagram a sentence to show what an adverb is and then say "You see this Jussie? This is you now"
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 10, 2022 07:31 PM (0G13K)
what is he reading, the Never-ending Story?!?! did the horse die yet?
Posted by: Black Orchid at March 10, 2022 07:30 PM (j9HX3)
ARTAAAAAX!!!!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 10, 2022 07:31 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Squid at March 10, 2022 07:31 PM (3WNfh)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 10, 2022 07:29 PM (DUIap)
funniest thing written here this day
Posted by: confederatefifth at March 10, 2022 07:31 PM (K3ZCc)
Get your adverbs here
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 10, 2022 07:31 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: mr tmz at March 10, 2022 07:31 PM (tasZ1)
Grandma Ivey signed the bill this afternoon.
Posted by: Azathoth at March 10, 2022 07:31 PM (W3VUu)
Posted by: Splunge at March 10, 2022 07:32 PM (PQ4Fz)
For a footlong on sourdough
Got asked by a couple rednecks
Am I that black faggot on the Empire show
But honey, I didn't know
That my gym buddies would let our story go
And come Friday, it'll be all right
Come Friday, I maybe just might
Get my sentence down from this friggin' judge clown
Who just loves the sound of his own voice
Posted by: Juicy Buffette at March 10, 2022 07:32 PM (VS0eV)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 10, 2022 07:32 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Slapweasel at March 10, 2022 07:29 PM (Ckg4U)
The Monologue Archipelago.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 10, 2022 07:32 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 10, 2022 07:32 PM (kxVDk)
Posted by: runner at March 10, 2022 07:32 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: mr tmz at March 10, 2022 07:31 PM (tasZ1)
Narcissists generally give zero fucks.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 10, 2022 07:32 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 10, 2022 07:32 PM (YFAIE)
But my sister was worse. It all started when she took my favorite GI Joe for what she called, alone time.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2022 07:32 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: runner
His Hollywood street cred just skyrocketed.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 10, 2022 07:32 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Black Orchid at March 10, 2022 07:32 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Judge Linn at March 10, 2022 07:32 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 10, 2022 07:32 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: runner at March 10, 2022 07:32 PM (V13WU)
"Pure perjury."
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 10, 2022 07:32 PM (ckreu)
Posted by: runner at March 10, 2022 07:33 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Beartooth at March 10, 2022 07:33 PM (+3ARs)
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 10, 2022 07:33 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: runner
His Hollywood street cred just skyrocketed.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 10, 2022 07:32 PM (VWp7G)
Might have a future in pro sports.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 10, 2022 07:33 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 10, 2022 07:33 PM (GdK3A)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 10, 2022 07:33 PM (kxVDk)
...
Posted by: illiniwek
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I think they are at war with us but that's symantical.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 10, 2022 07:33 PM (EjQb2)
What you are
You're my sugar thing
My chocolate star
I've had a few
But not that many
But you're the only love
That gives me good and plenty
Juicy juicy juicy, yeah yeah yeah yeah
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 10, 2022 07:33 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 10, 2022 07:33 PM (Y+l9t)
". . . The comfort of a knowledge of a rise above the sky above could never parallel the challenge of an acquisition in the here and now.. . ."
Posted by: Lolly, Lolly, Lolly gettin' adverbs here! at March 10, 2022 07:33 PM (MmndN)
Posted by: mr tmz at March 10, 2022 07:31 PM (tasZ1)
Narcissists generally give zero fucks.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker.
If you already know you've dodged prison it's a whole lot easier to relax.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 10, 2022 07:33 PM (9PjK4)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 10, 2022 07:33 PM (kxVDk)
what's the deal with airline food
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 10, 2022 07:33 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Slapweasel at March 10, 2022 07:34 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: pawn at March 10, 2022 07:34 PM (Cfk8j)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 10, 2022 07:34 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: DB at March 10, 2022 07:34 PM (geLO8)
nice.
i can never follow that, though I try
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 10, 2022 07:34 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: dantesed at March 10, 2022 07:34 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 10, 2022 07:34 PM (YFAIE)
oh fuck this judge
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 10, 2022 07:34 PM (ckreu)
Posted by: Hands at March 10, 2022 07:34 PM (0CHlD)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 10, 2022 07:33 PM (kxVDk)
In fairness, he's probably not going to do that again.
Posted by: Splunge at March 10, 2022 07:34 PM (PQ4Fz)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2022 07:34 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 10, 2022 07:34 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 10, 2022 07:34 PM (kxVDk)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2022 07:34 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: DB at March 10, 2022 07:34 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 10, 2022 07:34 PM (VqNuf)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 10, 2022 07:34 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 10, 2022 07:34 PM (ckreu)
Posted by: Judge at March 10, 2022 07:34 PM (lhr6a)
Posted by: runner at March 10, 2022 07:34 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Judge Linn at March 10, 2022 07:35 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Mean Tweets at March 10, 2022 07:35 PM (BOJAx)
150 days in jail???
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 10, 2022 07:35 PM (ckreu)
Posted by: fd at March 10, 2022 07:35 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at March 10, 2022 07:35 PM (ObFlJ)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 10, 2022 07:35 PM (YFAIE)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2022 07:35 PM (trdmm)
Irn Bru tastes like Taurine and rust and it is totally vile.
Posted by: Gwilliam Jones at March 10, 2022 07:35 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Azathoth at March 10, 2022 07:35 PM (W3VUu)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 10, 2022 07:35 PM (kxVDk)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2022 07:35 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: mr tmz at March 10, 2022 07:31 PM (tasZ1)
in fairness, he thnks getting fuckd in the ass by a pair of nigerian bodybuilders is fun, this is not going to bother him
Posted by: confederatefifth at March 10, 2022 07:35 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 10, 2022 07:35 PM (GdK3A)
In the court again
Here I am
Up on the stage
There he goes
Bumping his gums again
Spit it out judge
Turn the page
Posted by: Juicy Seger and the Brown Hole Bullet Band at March 10, 2022 07:35 PM (VS0eV)
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2022 07:35 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Slapweasel at March 10, 2022 07:35 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Hands at March 10, 2022 07:35 PM (0CHlD)
Fuck the judge sideways with Jennifer Griffin's spiky head.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 10, 2022 07:35 PM (HsAzN)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 10, 2022 07:35 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 10, 2022 07:35 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: DB at March 10, 2022 07:35 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2022 07:35 PM (lhr6a)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 10, 2022 07:35 PM (ckreu)
The Donkey Punch of Justice.
Posted by: Judge at March 10, 2022 07:34 PM (lhr6a)
ah, sentenced to??? the comfy chair...
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 10, 2022 07:35 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 10, 2022 07:35 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: Mean Tweets at March 10, 2022 07:35 PM (BOJAx)
Posted by: Jussie Smollet at March 10, 2022 07:35 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 10, 2022 07:36 PM (NOYGJ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2022 07:36 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2022 07:36 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 10, 2022 07:36 PM (kxVDk)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 10, 2022 07:36 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Hands at March 10, 2022 07:36 PM (0CHlD)
Posted by: runner at March 10, 2022 07:36 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 10, 2022 07:36 PM (M+Lyo)
Cook County Jail smells pretty bad. It's not like Hollywood in there.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at March 10, 2022 07:36 PM (vN+oL)
Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2022 07:36 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 10, 2022 07:36 PM (9PjK4)
Posted by: Slapweasel at March 10, 2022 07:36 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2022 07:36 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Azathoth at March 10, 2022 07:36 PM (W3VUu)
The cherry on top!!
Justin Smollett opened his mouth and spewed really dumb shit!!
"I am not suicidal!"
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 10, 2022 07:36 PM (ckreu)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at March 10, 2022 07:36 PM (ObFlJ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2022 07:36 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 10, 2022 07:36 PM (HsAzN)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 10, 2022 07:36 PM (GdK3A)
Posted by: DB at March 10, 2022 07:36 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Golfman at March 10, 2022 07:37 PM (hOMhY)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 10, 2022 07:37 PM (9PjK4)
Posted by: OJ Simpson at March 10, 2022 07:37 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 10, 2022 07:37 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Juicy at March 10, 2022 07:25 PM (Xrfse)
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"WAY DOWN IN THE HOLE ..."
/Which reminds me, time to watch The Wire again
Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 10, 2022 07:37 PM (jIWkt)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 10, 2022 07:37 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 10, 2022 07:37 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Judge
That's it!! The sandwich was called "The Double Donkey Punch with Extra Sauce".
Posted by: Sharkman at March 10, 2022 07:37 PM (B1Vad)
Posted by: runner at March 10, 2022 07:37 PM (V13WU)
----
Obviously not gold contacts. Brass maybe.
Posted by: Ciampino at March 10, 2022 07:37 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Splunge at March 10, 2022 07:37 PM (PQ4Fz)
Posted by: Squid at March 10, 2022 07:37 PM (3WNfh)
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2022 07:37 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 10, 2022 07:36 PM (GdK3A)
Jussie just said FUCK YOU to the Judge and the Jury.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2022 07:38 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 10, 2022 07:38 PM (ckreu)
Posted by: CN at March 10, 2022 07:38 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 10, 2022 07:36 PM (GdK3A)
He was put up to it, and from pretty high up.
I wonder if he was expecting support to keep him clean like he was one of the people who matter.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2022 07:38 PM (xhaym)
He thinks he's going to get Epsteined for some reason?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 10, 2022 07:38 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 10, 2022 07:38 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 10, 2022 07:36 PM (GdK3A)
Bizarre ! later Juicy
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 10, 2022 07:38 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 10, 2022 07:38 PM (kxVDk)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 10, 2022 07:38 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2022 07:36 PM (LKTKP)
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At least if you're not white.
Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 10, 2022 07:38 PM (jIWkt)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2022 07:38 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 10, 2022 07:38 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: McLurkerson at March 10, 2022 07:38 PM (wNDOJ)
Posted by: Zombie Ed McMahon at March 10, 2022 07:38 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2022 07:38 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Dara at March 10, 2022 07:39 PM (Hf5HC)
I will be Shocked if "governor" Pritzker does not get involved and commute the sentence within the next 48 hours.
obamas' own Pritzker
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 10, 2022 07:39 PM (ckreu)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at March 10, 2022 07:39 PM (ObFlJ)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 10, 2022 07:39 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 10, 2022 07:39 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Azathoth at March 10, 2022 07:39 PM (W3VUu)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 10, 2022 07:38 PM (OTzUX)
Someone upthread said 6 months. I am good with this. Bitch thought he was going to walk.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 10, 2022 07:39 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at March 10, 2022 07:39 PM (ZEHVO)
Posted by: SamE at March 10, 2022 07:39 PM (Yd6le)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 10, 2022 07:36 PM (GdK3A)
Bizarre ! later Juicy
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 10, 2022 07:38 PM (M+Lyo)
It's not bizarre to me. Not when you consider he was not working on his own behalf.
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2022 07:39 PM (dscaa)
He got the max fine and probation but could have served 1-3 years in prison vs 150 days in county jail.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 10, 2022 07:39 PM (p40Pc)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2022 07:39 PM (MmndN)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 10, 2022 07:39 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Splunge at March 10, 2022 07:39 PM (PQ4Fz)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2022 07:39 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 10, 2022 07:38 PM (SH2Zi)
_______
Tanned, rested, and oh so very ready.
Posted by: Juicy Smollet's Anus at March 10, 2022 07:39 PM (wNDOJ)
Posted by: Juicy Smollett at March 10, 2022 07:39 PM (VS0eV)
Posted by: runner at March 10, 2022 07:39 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: CN at March 10, 2022 07:39 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Dara at March 10, 2022 07:39 PM (Hf5HC)
Yup.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2022 07:40 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: fd at March 10, 2022 07:40 PM (vrz2I)
But judges hate when you waste their time with a trial and then lose - they tend to throw the book at you.
Posted by: Nova local at March 10, 2022 07:40 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 10, 2022 07:40 PM (9PjK4)
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2022 07:40 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 10, 2022 07:40 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 10, 2022 07:40 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Devildog Dan at March 10, 2022 07:40 PM (R/gyP)
Posted by: lowandslow at March 10, 2022 07:40 PM (4thlk)
See my post upstream from here.
Posted by: Azathoth at March 10, 2022 07:40 PM (W3VUu)
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2022 07:37 PM (dscaa)
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He's been studying film of John McAfee.
Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 10, 2022 07:40 PM (jIWkt)
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2022 07:40 PM (lhr6a)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 10, 2022 07:40 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2022 07:40 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Javems at March 10, 2022 07:40 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2022 07:39 PM (MmndN)
Ooooh
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2022 07:40 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 10, 2022 07:41 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 10, 2022 07:40 PM (9PjK4)
The ultimate indignity: knowing Hillary wouldn't even bother.
Posted by: Splunge at March 10, 2022 07:41 PM (PQ4Fz)
And that's just the guards. The prisoners are even worse!
Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at March 10, 2022 07:41 PM (oedLL)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2022 07:41 PM (LKTKP)
obamas' own Pritzker
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news
Well, it might be just mutual fellatio.
It's not Mutual of Omaha.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at March 10, 2022 07:41 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 10, 2022 07:41 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at March 10, 2022 07:41 PM (ZEHVO)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 10, 2022 07:41 PM (fAHXr)
I think this asshole has rolled right into his next hoax.
He also shouted that he did not commit the crime, but added, "If I did [commit the crime], I put a fist into 400 years of oppression against blacks and the LGBT community!" or some such self-justifying lunacy.
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 10, 2022 07:41 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Bidet, resident in chef at March 10, 2022 07:41 PM (9Y010)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2022 07:40 PM (trdmm)
Oh wow it just keeps getting better
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2022 07:41 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 10, 2022 07:41 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Juicy Smollet's Anus at March 10, 2022 07:41 PM (wNDOJ)
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2022 07:41 PM (lhr6a)
Posted by: wth at March 10, 2022 07:41 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 10, 2022 07:41 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 10, 2022 07:41 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: ballistic at March 10, 2022 07:41 PM (oXNqT)
Hmm, a solid year would have been appropriate, given his unrepentant attitude (isn't this guy possibly mentally ill, at least a bit, and stupid, like most people in entertainment?).
Posted by: rhomboid at March 10, 2022 07:42 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 10, 2022 07:40 PM (5p7BC)
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At $20 a pop, he should be able to recoup that in a couple weeks.
Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 10, 2022 07:42 PM (jIWkt)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 10, 2022 07:42 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 10, 2022 07:42 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 10, 2022 07:42 PM (ckreu)
Posted by: McLurkerson
The Brown Eye Power Salute, I assume.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 10, 2022 07:42 PM (B1Vad)
No, really, he can."
And not even touch the sides! Heeey-ohhh!
Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at March 10, 2022 07:42 PM (oedLL)
But judges hate when you waste their time with a trial and then lose - they tend to throw the book at you.
Posted by: Nova local at March 10, 2022 07:40 PM (exHjb)
As I said above, I think the Judge gave him a big last minute chance to express contrition for what he did. And Jussie spit on the offer.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2022 07:42 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 10, 2022 07:42 PM (M+Lyo)
The only thing that might get wrecked is his ass in the Cook County link.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 10, 2022 07:42 PM (kxVDk)
I am guessing they provide that Service for you at the Cook County Facility.
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2022 07:42 PM (lhr6a)
Ah, good point!
I would not be surprised if he maintained his innocence to prevent discussion of who he planned the hoax with. Considering Kim Fox was in close contact with Tina Tchen, and they -- "oopsie"-- didn't get his phone to see who he was in contact with during the hoax. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2022 07:42 PM (MmndN)
Posted by: Mask Karen, who is confused at March 10, 2022 07:42 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: pawn at March 10, 2022 07:42 PM (Cfk8j)
Posted by: wth at March 10, 2022 07:43 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 10, 2022 07:43 PM (kxVDk)
Posted by: lowandslow at March 10, 2022 07:40 PM (4thlk)
Do you think this Prima Donna will serve with 'good behavior'? After yelling at the JUDGE?
He'll piss some guards off, and that's all it takes.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 10, 2022 07:43 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 10, 2022 07:43 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: ...
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Yeah, numerous times.
He even had his fist raised in the air while being led out of the courtroom by the bailiffs, shouting those stirring words of freedom.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 10, 2022 07:43 PM (Ls+Jx)
He thinks he's going to get Epsteined for some reason?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker.
Hillary is the bailiff.
Posted by: JT at March 10, 2022 07:43 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 10, 2022 07:42 PM (OTzUX)
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He should have went with the "Hollywood victim of pederasty defense" ... most people would probably buy that now.
Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 10, 2022 07:43 PM (jIWkt)
most people that commit suicide say
"I'm not suciidal"
right before they off themselves
Posted by: REDACTED at March 10, 2022 07:43 PM (us2H3)
Scene: Court Room, Chicago - Just after Sentencing
As he is being hauled off to jail he raises his fists in the air and pushes back against 400 years of injustice while protesting his innocence.
Cut to montages of weeping around the world
Cut to me laughing my ass off.
Fade to black.
Roll credits
Posted by: LostInSpace at March 10, 2022 07:44 PM (PVI4b)
Did he really say "I'm not suicidal"?
Posted by: ...
Several times, and like he was impersonating Samuel L Jackson.
It was "cringe," as the kids say.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 10, 2022 07:44 PM (ckreu)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 10, 2022 07:44 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 10, 2022 07:44 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 10, 2022 07:43 PM (SH2Zi)
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LOL. Threadwinner.
Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 10, 2022 07:44 PM (jIWkt)
Posted by: lowandslow at March 10, 2022 07:40 PM (4thlk)
That's more in line with what I expect.
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2022 07:44 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: runner at March 10, 2022 07:44 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Splunge at March 10, 2022 07:45 PM (PQ4Fz)
Posted by: runner at March 10, 2022 07:45 PM (V13WU)
Yeah, this was scripted for his almost inevitable upcoming book deal.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 10, 2022 07:45 PM (oHd/0)
But judges hate when you waste their time with a trial and then lose - they tend to throw the book at you.
Posted by: Nova local at March 10, 2022 07:40 PM (exHjb)
As I said above, I think the Judge gave him a big last minute chance to express contrition for what he did. And Jussie spit on the offer.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2022 07:42 PM (trdmm)
I doubt it - it just would have made the speech a heckuva lot shorter.
Posted by: Nova local at March 10, 2022 07:45 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 10, 2022 07:45 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 10, 2022 07:45 PM (YFAIE)
Posted by: Cory Booker at March 10, 2022 07:45 PM (PQ4Fz)
most people that commit suicide say
"I'm not suciidal"
right before they off themselves
Posted by: REDACTED at March 10, 2022 07:43 PM
do we need a clock or a calendar to track how long he lasts in the Cook County jail?
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 10, 2022 07:45 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 10, 2022 07:46 PM (ckreu)
Posted by: Splunge
Now its Fragile Fartclam
Posted by: JT at March 10, 2022 07:46 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: wth at March 10, 2022 07:43 PM (v0R5T)
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Hell no, that's MAGA Country!
Posted by: ballistic at March 10, 2022 07:46 PM (oXNqT)
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2022 07:46 PM (lhr6a)
he will immediately start pretending to be suicidal and faking attempts
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 10, 2022 07:46 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Cory Booker at March 10, 2022 07:45 PM (PQ4Fz)
ha
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 10, 2022 07:46 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 10, 2022 07:46 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: TexasDan
I don't wish death on the useless lying cocksucker, but I do hope he spends all 150 days in stir absolutely terrified for his life.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 10, 2022 07:46 PM (B1Vad)
Posted by: pawn at March 10, 2022 07:42 PM (Cfk8j)
So making people think he's gonna be offed when really he "offs himself" will either be the Ultimate Hoax....... or someone's Perfect Crime.
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2022 07:47 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Ethan Saunders at March 10, 2022 07:47 PM (W1E3x)
Prison is better, or at least convicts tend to want it more. You get way more rights and privileges in the low security prisons than you do in jail...
Posted by: Nova local at March 10, 2022 07:47 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: JT at March 10, 2022 07:46 PM (arJlL)
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Jussie's fartclam is anything but fragile. It probably resembles a well-worn catcher's mitt at this point.
Posted by: ballistic at March 10, 2022 07:47 PM (oXNqT)
Posted by: wth at March 10, 2022 07:47 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 10, 2022 07:47 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 10, 2022 07:47 PM (XntMs)
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 10, 2022 07:47 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 10, 2022 07:47 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: zombie jeffrey epstein at March 10, 2022 07:47 PM (UHVv4)
He even had his fist raised in the air while being led out of the courtroom by the bailiffs, shouting those stirring words of freedom.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 10, 2022 07:43 PM (Ls+Jx)
Looked to me like something Jussie had rehearsed ahead of time, including the feigned outrage. He should never have been allowed to write his own scripts.
His lawyers, btw - they just flamed out spectacularly in the most public case of their careers. They look like absolute fools. (which they are) Even if the client wants his lawyer to do act the way they did, they're going to learn the hard way that no single case is ever worth destroying your professional repuation for.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2022 07:47 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Juicy at March 10, 2022 07:47 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: confederatefifth at March 10, 2022 07:48 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at March 10, 2022 07:48 PM (vN+oL)
Posted by: TexasDan
Whack his pee pee maybe.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 10, 2022 07:48 PM (lfOHV)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2022 07:48 PM (dJeOW)
Posted by: Diogenes off Site at March 10, 2022 07:48 PM (JVb4L)
That clip is awesome. The music is like whipped cream on a sundae.
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2022 07:48 PM (lhr6a)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 10, 2022 07:49 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: runner at March 10, 2022 07:49 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Bosk at March 10, 2022 07:49 PM (x6uUk)
Posted by: confederatefifth at March 10, 2022 07:49 PM (K3ZCc)
Oh the memes are gonna be epic
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 10, 2022 07:49 PM (ckreu)
Posted by: Ethan Saunders at March 10, 2022 07:49 PM (W1E3x)
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2022 07:50 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 10, 2022 07:50 PM (lfOHV)
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You're good enough, you're strong enough and doggone it, people like you.
Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 10, 2022 07:50 PM (jIWkt)
BUT, I am reliably informed, there is STILL no Starbuck's in Cookie County, so NO JUSTICE NO PIECE OF GLUTEN-FREE CAROB BROWNIE, or something like that.
Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at March 10, 2022 07:50 PM (oedLL)
I don't care who you are, you don't keep that kind of cash in your Prison Wallet.
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2022 07:50 PM (lhr6a)
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2022 07:50 PM (dscaa)
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Heh.
Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 10, 2022 07:50 PM (jIWkt)
Posted by: Biden cacas in braccas at March 10, 2022 07:50 PM (0hHNz)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 10, 2022 07:51 PM (XntMs)
Posted by: Bijou Theater Marquee at March 10, 2022 07:51 PM (kxVDk)
Posted by: CN at March 10, 2022 07:51 PM (ONvIw)
I don't care who you are, you don't keep that kind of cash in your Prison Wallet.
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2022 07:50 PM (lhr6a)
And they won't take a personal check.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 10, 2022 07:51 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 10, 2022 07:51 PM (SKVme)
Posted by: Ethan Saunders at March 10, 2022 07:49 PM (W1E3x)
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You've just described half the country today.
Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 10, 2022 07:51 PM (jIWkt)
Cruel: Jussie Smollett Will Be Forced To Share A Jail Cell With His Attacker
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 10, 2022 07:52 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 10, 2022 07:52 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: CN at March 10, 2022 07:52 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Jussie Dangerously at March 10, 2022 07:52 PM (SVUeu)
As he is being hauled off to jail he raises his fists in the air and pushes back against 400 years of injustice while protesting his innocence.
Cut to montages of weeping around the world
Cut to me laughing my ass off.
Fade to black.
Roll credits
Posted by: LostInSpace
Nice, but we're really gonna need a shot sheet.
Posted by: The camera guys at March 10, 2022 07:52 PM (r1z5A)
"Is it that bad?"
"Yes! None of these guys have ever even watched "Empire"
Posted by: Azathoth at March 10, 2022 07:52 PM (W3VUu)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 10, 2022 07:53 PM (9PjK4)
Posted by: pawn at March 10, 2022 07:53 PM (Cfk8j)
Hey, that is kinda a win ... "they" are not untouchable. But as the judge (almost) said, the only problem was not the premediated malicious crime, but that Jussie failed to pretend to show contrition (and hence embarrassed the left).
Posted by: illiniwek at March 10, 2022 07:53 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at March 10, 2022 07:53 PM (cPRnX)
I wonder how many high profile lurkers came here to this thread today just for this occasion.
Waive to the lurkers.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 10, 2022 07:53 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: wth at March 10, 2022 07:53 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Kamala Harris at March 10, 2022 07:53 PM (1JHoW)
Posted by: Political McGuffin at March 10, 2022 07:53 PM (Tr89r)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 10, 2022 07:53 PM (lfOHV)
Posted by: Diogenes off Site at March 10, 2022 07:54 PM (JVb4L)
26 degrees with light snow in chicago...what's the Vegas odds on rioting?
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 10, 2022 07:54 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 10, 2022 07:54 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 10, 2022 07:54 PM (XntMs)
Posted by: JT at March 10, 2022 07:54 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Some Rat at March 10, 2022 07:54 PM (r1z5A)
I say fuckyou to his lying grandmother, too.
If you missed her "impact statement," she turned to the judge, after mentioning she was Jewish and invoked the Holocaust for no valid reason, and said if you send jussie to jail, you'd better send me to jail with him.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 10, 2022 07:55 PM (ckreu)
Posted by: Political McGuffin at March 10, 2022 07:53 PM (Tr89r)
Say what?
Posted by: Kamala lala Ding dong at March 10, 2022 07:55 PM (lfOHV)
He probably already has his Academy Award Acceptance Speech memorized.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at March 10, 2022 07:55 PM (VqNuf)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 10, 2022 07:55 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2022 07:55 PM (lhr6a)
Posted by: Infidel at March 10, 2022 07:55 PM (ou23q)
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I'd be surprised if his bestest buddy Kamala didn't put him up to it; the timing was too convenient. But she certainly pressured her creature Kim Foxx to drop the charges in the first place. Lot more to this than meets the eye.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 10, 2022 07:56 PM (SKVme)
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2022 07:56 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: washrivergal at March 10, 2022 07:56 PM (0W3z4)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty Juicy at March 10, 2022 07:56 PM (ObFlJ)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 10, 2022 07:56 PM (3cGpq)
Compare this to the Jan 66 protesters who are guilty of what?
Posted by: Harry at March 10, 2022 07:56 PM (EcD5Y)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 10, 2022 07:46 PM (63Dwl)
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The rest of their natural lives in the Garland Archipelago with the other insurrection conspiracy participants from J6.
Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 10, 2022 07:56 PM (jIWkt)
No wonder he's a hoaxer. He learned it from his grandma.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 10, 2022 07:56 PM (ckreu)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 10, 2022 07:55 PM (ckreu)
Really? Wow
Posted by: CN at March 10, 2022 07:56 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 10, 2022 07:57 PM (p5/6f)
OK then.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 10, 2022 07:57 PM (SVUeu)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 10, 2022 07:57 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 10, 2022 07:54 PM (OTzUX)
The West through its own actions, is breaking apart the world oil market. Oil is only a fungible asset if banking laws and import rules ALLOW it to be.
When the West decided to screw with Free Enterprise and a Free Market? Play stupid games, win stupid prizes... there is no REAL reason why there is a worldwide oil market... when Russia COULD just make an agreement with China to sell oil to them at a certain price.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 10, 2022 07:57 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Harry at March 10, 2022 07:56 PM (EcD5Y)
Naziism!!!!!/s
Posted by: CN at March 10, 2022 07:58 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: CN at March 10, 2022 07:56 PM (ONvIw)
Yes, this is true
92yo Jewish grandma.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 10, 2022 07:58 PM (kxVDk)
'C' List Black Celebrities getting 'lynched' outta nowhere...on the eve of kamala's Lynching Bill??
you couldn't make me suspect that she had nothing to do with it.
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2022 07:58 PM (lhr6a)
GoFundMe would no doubt allow a fund that would cover all Racist Jussie's fees, but allow him to keep the excess millions when he gets out ... Social Justice ftw. ... I don't care, let America watch the friends of Obama haters overrule America as founded ... as long as we have time to stop them (or is it too late?)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 10, 2022 07:58 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: amy schumer jeffrey epstein at March 10, 2022 07:58 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: runner at March 10, 2022 07:59 PM (V13WU)
Subway is really blowing an opportunity here.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 10, 2022 07:59 PM (9PjK4)
I mean, when you start stealing dialogue from 'Blazing Saddles', son, you're on your own.
Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at March 10, 2022 07:59 PM (oedLL)
92yo Jewish grandma.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 10, 2022 07:58 PM (kxVDk)
I knew that, but invoking the Holocaust is nuts
Posted by: CN at March 10, 2022 07:59 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 10, 2022 07:59 PM (oWBc3)
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2022 07:56 PM (dscaa)
Epic nutshell.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 10, 2022 07:59 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 10, 2022 07:59 PM (hVqGz)
Posted by: Kamala lala Ding dong at March 10, 2022 08:00 PM (lfOHV)
Posted by: wth at March 10, 2022 08:00 PM (v0R5T)
Yeah, his brother was yelling about how Jussie was really attacked, and how they can prove it because they have letters from the NAACP.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at March 10, 2022 08:00 PM (ZEHVO)
He's not going to off himself. He never gave in to The Man. He' a freaking Hero.
The new George Floyd.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 10, 2022 08:00 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2022 07:56 PM (dscaa)
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His story rhymes.
Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 10, 2022 08:00 PM (jIWkt)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 10, 2022 08:00 PM (oWBc3)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 10, 2022 07:59 PM (9PjK4)
This is the same company that had Megan Rapinoe as spokesmodel.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 10, 2022 08:00 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: pawn at March 10, 2022 08:01 PM (Cfk8j)
You really screwed up Jussie.
Posted by: Earl Wells at March 10, 2022 08:01 PM (B3kya)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 10, 2022 08:01 PM (kxVDk)
Subway is really blowing an opportunity here.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 10, 2022 07:59 PM (9PjK4)
Death by Sandwich? With I'm Not Suicidal Pepper Sauce.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 10, 2022 08:01 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Dogbert at March 10, 2022 08:01 PM (Z9HSN)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 10, 2022 07:59 PM (hVqGz)
Can't belive the judge said that to juicy. It sounds so rayciss.
Grounds for appeal in this day and age.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 10, 2022 08:01 PM (lfOHV)
Posted by: wth at March 10, 2022 08:00 PM (v0R5T)
Should have found him in contempt and said bailiff whack his pee pee
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 10, 2022 08:01 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: runner at March 10, 2022 08:02 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2022 08:02 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Azathoth at March 10, 2022 08:02 PM (W3VUu)
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If you've never seen the "Oh lawd call a am-boo-lance!" clip, you really need to.
"can I wear a mask during this deposition?"
Do you have a mask?
"don't 'choo worry bout that"
https://youtu.be/r5W_UEk2MOg
Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better at March 10, 2022 08:02 PM (lIk+J)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 10, 2022 07:59 PM (9PjK4)
This is the same company that had Megan Rapinoe as spokesmodel.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 10, 2022 08:00 PM (PiwSw)
...
Fair enough.
Jersey Mikes is really blowing an opportunity then.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 10, 2022 08:02 PM (9PjK4)
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 10, 2022 08:02 PM (GYllL)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 10, 2022 08:01 PM (kxVDk)
Gabagool?
Posted by: Thrawn at March 10, 2022 08:03 PM (hR5xa)
You really screwed up Jussie.
Posted by: Earl Wells at March 10, 2022 08:01 PM (B3kya)
and wear that smock dress thing
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 10, 2022 08:03 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2022 07:50 PM
What is this Prison Wallet you speak of?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 10, 2022 08:03 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: runner at March 10, 2022 08:04 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 10, 2022 08:04 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 10, 2022 07:59 PM (9PjK4)
One hundred and fifty days of footlongs starts now ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 10, 2022 08:04 PM (M+Lyo)
Especially that briar patch over there with the big shirtless guy with the meaty forearms!
Posted by: Br'er Jussie at March 10, 2022 08:04 PM (+m+uH)
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2022 07:50 PM
What is this Prison Wallet you speak of?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 10, 2022 08:03 PM (a3Q+t)I don't care who you are, you don't keep that kind of cash in your Prison Wallet.
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2022 07:50 PM
What is this Prison Wallet you speak of?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 10, 2022 08:03 PM (a3Q+t)
...
You don't know about crocs either I bet.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 10, 2022 08:04 PM (9PjK4)
Main Camps Administration
GLAV-noye Uprav-LYEN-iye LAG-yerov
So, a portmanteau, I guess.
Posted by: Your afternoon useless trivia ration at March 10, 2022 08:04 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2022 07:50 PM
What is this Prison Wallet you speak of?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 10, 2022 08:03 PM (a3Q+t)
Well, let's just say he's not talking about his commissary account.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 10, 2022 08:05 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at March 10, 2022 08:05 PM (lXZ2r)
Posted by: The Bone Ranger at March 10, 2022 08:05 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 10, 2022 08:03 PM (a3Q+t)
Made of gen-u-wine 100% fartclam.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 10, 2022 08:06 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2022 08:06 PM (QCwhW)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 10, 2022 08:06 PM (lfOHV)
Since Putin invaded Ukraine your Honor - Have you seen what a loaf of Challah Costs!?
Posted by: 92 Year Old Jewish Grandma at March 10, 2022 08:07 PM (lhr6a)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 10, 2022 08:06 PM (lfOHV)
Spread your buns.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 10, 2022 08:07 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at March 10, 2022 08:05 PM (lXZ2r)
Is he dead yet?
Posted by: Hillary Clinton, leaving bodies in her wake at March 10, 2022 08:07 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2022 08:07 PM (QCwhW)
Posted by: wth at March 10, 2022 08:07 PM (v0R5T)
...
You don't know about crocs either I bet.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 10, 2022 08:04 PM
Only what I've learned here, and that garrett is perhaps AoSHQ's biggest advocate for them.
Wait, are you suggesting there's a connection?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 10, 2022 08:07 PM (a3Q+t)
you don't keep that kind of cash in your portmanteau
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at March 10, 2022 08:07 PM (ObFlJ)
'Cuz if it was a juried trial, he couldn't even convince 12 of his PEERS that he was innocent.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at March 10, 2022 08:08 PM (VqNuf)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2022 08:08 PM (QCwhW)
you don't keep that kind of cash in your portmanteau
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at March 10, 2022 08:07 PM (ObFlJ)
More like manportOH
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 10, 2022 08:08 PM (II3Gr)
Jussie: Yeah, not so much.
Posted by: Splunge at March 10, 2022 08:09 PM (PQ4Fz)
You want to be the husband or the wife?
Jussie: The husband.
Good. Get over here and suck your wife's dick.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 10, 2022 08:09 PM (SH2Zi)
'Cuz if it was a juried trial, he couldn't even convince 12 of his PEERS that he was innocent.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at March 10, 2022 08:08 PM (VqNuf)
It was a jury trial, this was just the sentencing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2022 08:09 PM (QCwhW)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2022 08:09 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: wth at March 10, 2022 08:07 PM (v0R5T)
Stay on topic. This is not about the Bulwark staff.
Posted by: Splunge at March 10, 2022 08:09 PM (PQ4Fz)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 10, 2022 08:10 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Splunge at March 10, 2022 08:10 PM (PQ4Fz)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur
Dude! If spread em them further, they'd cover his ears.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 10, 2022 08:10 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2022 08:07 PM (QCwhW)
++++
I've seen Glenn link a few times, but your point is good. Ed is the one who links the HQ on a fairly regular basis.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 10, 2022 08:11 PM (hVqGz)
Posted by: lowandslow
Do you think this Prima Donna will serve with 'good behavior'? After yelling at the JUDGE?
Posted by: Romeo13
Really, that's the best behavior you can expect out of one of those kind of people.
Actors. What kind of people did you think I meant?
Posted by: mikeski at March 10, 2022 08:11 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at March 10, 2022 08:11 PM (ObFlJ)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 10, 2022 08:11 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 10, 2022 08:11 PM (9PjK4)
Jussie: The husband.
>Good. Get over here and suck your wife's dick.
Hahaha - That's my Mom's favorite joke!
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2022 08:11 PM (lhr6a)
Posted by: Splunge at March 10, 2022 08:10 PM (PQ4Fz)
LMAO.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 10, 2022 08:12 PM (SH2Zi)
The bad news; that has nothing to do with the food.
Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at March 10, 2022 08:12 PM (oedLL)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 10, 2022 08:10 PM (PiwSw)
Duncan McCockenham
Posted by: Duncan McCockenham at March 10, 2022 08:12 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2022 08:11 PM (lhr6a)
You can probably search that up on PornHub.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2022 08:12 PM (QCwhW)
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2022 08:12 PM (dscaa)
Because the people who steadfastly believe him DEFINITELY did not read the transcripts where the entire hoax was laid out.
Who wants to bet that Whoopie and Joy are calling for the judge's law license tomorrow morning?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at March 10, 2022 08:13 PM (VqNuf)
I need to remember that not calling first before you drive out, like we used to do in the Before Times, is a waste of around $8.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 10, 2022 08:13 PM (P4LRL)
........
Crystal Gayle on the radio singing Dont' it Make My
Brown Eye Blue.
Posted by: wth at March 10, 2022 08:14 PM (v0R5T)
You know an odd thing, I have maybe seen Glenn link ace once- Ed is the one who is almost always linking him.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2022 08:07 PM (QCwhW)
When he isn't outright stealing Teh Ewok's content without linking that is. Plus, when he gets called out in the comments, he just adds the link with no "oops, sorry about that" like Glenn does.
Driscoll's done it often enough that I'm pretty sure it's on purpose.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 10, 2022 08:14 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at March 10, 2022 08:14 PM (ZEHVO)
Posted by: Vince Foster at March 10, 2022 08:14 PM (cPRnX)
Because the people who steadfastly believe him DEFINITELY did not read the transcripts where the entire hoax was laid out.
Who wants to bet that Whoopie and Joy are calling for the judge's law license tomorrow morning?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at March 10, 2022 08:13 PM (VqNuf)
That did not matter in the Rittenhouse Trial. I still heard people saying he got away with murder. And killed three innocent black guys.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2022 08:14 PM (QCwhW)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 10, 2022 08:15 PM (P4LRL)
In retrospect, perhaps it would have been better to have the entire trial televised.
Because the people who steadfastly believe him DEFINITELY did not read the transcripts where the entire hoax was laid out.
Who wants to bet that Whoopie and Joy are calling for the judge's law license tomorrow morning?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at March 10, 2022 08:13 PM
yet another example of "if the verdict surprised you, you need better news sources"
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 10, 2022 08:15 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: Regular joe at March 10, 2022 08:17 PM (nnp+f)
Without the rope wont he drop it. ..ohhhhhhh
Posted by: Dogbert at March 10, 2022 08:19 PM (Z9HSN)
----
That was poetry man.
Posted by: Ciampino at March 10, 2022 08:31 PM (qfLjt)
https://nitter.moomoo.me
/libsoftiktok/status
/1469100931346173954#m
jumping to conclusions
& showing bias.
Ladling out, sympathy.
Posted by: zigzag at March 10, 2022 08:37 PM (PZlxz)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 10, 2022 08:10 PM (PiwSw)
Duncan McCockenham
But, but he can't have Ham if he's part Jewish!
Posted by: Ciampino at March 10, 2022 08:43 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: CV_Gas at March 10, 2022 08:54 PM (Aiews)
Posted by: zigzag at March 10, 2022 09:36 PM (KBMWF)
Posted by: phil at March 11, 2022 08:33 AM (mOjKI)
I suggest further investigation.
Posted by: jdgalt1 at March 11, 2022 12:05 PM (3SFo/)
Posted by: Enword G. Robbinsome at March 11, 2022 05:39 PM (BKav4)
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