Blessing of Liberty (TM): "Sexy Sex Camp" Is Worse Than It First Appeared

I briefly mentioned another "Sex Camp" in Quick Hits yesterday. That one in Indianapolis

This one -- in Kentucky -- might be worse.

The only positive I can think of is that this is not being forced on children by agents of the state through compulsory government "education."

This is a private organization, and they're telling parents right up front: We're going to teach your kids how to masturbate with a "hands on" demonstration ("on hands!," they emphasize), and we're going to teach them about the joys and wonders of homosexuality and transgenderism.

So this isn't Trojan Horse stuff. They're right up front telling parents: We intend to groom your children.

But this is still... alarming.

Why is it so very important to them to groom children?

Why yes I'd like to pay for a stranger to "rap" with my very underaged tween daughter about sexuality and give her "hands on" instruction in masturbation in a highly isolated place in the woods! Do these credits transfer?!?!
Posted by: Progressive Parent

The leader of Sexy Summer Camp recommends that children begin to masturbate as toddlers.

"Masturbation is really healthy and I recommend it to people of all ages. All ages. As soon as my nephews could talk, they were doing that."pic.twitter.com/ocJ9SwgdiD
— Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️ (@realchrisrufo) March 8, 2022

These women are running a "Sexy Summer Camp" for children in rural Kentucky, with lessons on "sex liberation," "gender exploration," "BDSM," "being a sex worker," "self-managed abortions," and "sexual activity while using licit and illicit drugs." pic.twitter.com/GRXXFLtkT2
— Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️ (@realchrisrufo) March 8, 2022

You've got to click on that tweet to see the pics and read the bios.

I'm not sure these four women are all women.

Though I guess that doesn't matter -- I mean, the "Sexy Summer Camp" is already promising "hands on" masturbation lessons. It's not as if the kids would be facing any elevated threat if a biological male slipped in. The women are already promising a highly elevated threat. It's the whole selling point of the whole Sexy Sex Camp (for kids!).

Posted by: Ace at 02:52 PM

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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at March 08, 2022 02:51 PM (bVYXr)

2 She seems nice.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 08, 2022 02:52 PM (llON8)

3 KEEV

Posted by: ... at March 08, 2022 02:52 PM (XF9Ac)

4 These people are evil

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 08, 2022 02:52 PM (jbBxw)

5 not sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 02:52 PM (LvTSG)

6 Brother, hand me the heavy flamer.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 08, 2022 02:52 PM (L9uv7)

7 Oh and a witch turned me into a newt.

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at March 08, 2022 02:52 PM (bVYXr)

8 >>> 4 These people are evil
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 08, 2022 02:52 PM (jbBxw)

I really can't say what I think should happen to them.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 08, 2022 02:52 PM (llON8)

9 Why is it so very important to them to groom children?

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Because they are perverts that have been told by their dominant cultural influences that it's a moral good.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 02:53 PM (LvTSG)

10 See, what I did isn't so horrible!

Posted by: Jeff Toobin at March 08, 2022 02:53 PM (jTmQV)

11 *Looks at title in confusion*

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 08, 2022 02:53 PM (z5Vrg)

12 Christ Almighty!!

Come quickly!!

Posted by: jmel at March 08, 2022 02:53 PM (RWHIh)

13 Moloch must be fed.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at March 08, 2022 02:53 PM (n/szn)

14 This is a private organization, and they're telling parents right up front: We're going to teach your kids how to masturbate with a "hands on" demonstration

I need an Adult!!!

Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2022 02:54 PM (lhr6a)

15

Demons and Goblins

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 08, 2022 02:54 PM (j7i25)

16 You've got to click on that tweet to see the pics and read the bios.

Nope.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2022 02:54 PM (axyOa)

17 The fuck is this shit.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 08, 2022 02:54 PM (z5Vrg)

18 >>>You've got to click on that tweet to see the pics and read the bios.

Nope.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 08, 2022 02:54 PM (QYPq3)

19 Demonic. Cleanse with fire and fury.

Posted by: DPICM at March 08, 2022 02:54 PM (MLfDH)

20 ropes and horses. some disassembly required...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at March 08, 2022 02:54 PM (8D42x)

21 WTF is that thing in the bottom left panel!?

Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2022 02:54 PM (lhr6a)

22 The Sexy Sex camp logo is an ass, is this so it's understood you're being groomed for sodomy? WT actual F??

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 08, 2022 02:55 PM (DcKNO)

23 You have to teach kids how to fap? Are the kids retards?

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 08, 2022 02:55 PM (sVfvf)

24 So this isn't Trojan Horse stuff. They're right up front telling parents: We intend to groom your children.

=========

The left is destroying their next generation.

I hope we can protect ours.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 02:55 PM (LvTSG)

25 Tanya Tucker?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 08, 2022 02:55 PM (63Dwl)

26 >>>22 The Sexy Sex camp logo is an ass, is this so it's understood you're being groomed for sodomy? WT actual F??

in lacy underwear!

Posted by: ace at March 08, 2022 02:55 PM (0G13K)

27 FL senate passes anti groomer bill sending it to DeSantis.

YAS!

Posted by: I guess I'll tell them at March 08, 2022 02:55 PM (hZVCd)

28 It'd be real nice right about now if someone were to declare a most Holy Inquisition.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 08, 2022 02:55 PM (z5Vrg)

29 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 08, 2022 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

30 Kentucky is licensing this?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 08, 2022 02:55 PM (ySQBZ)

31 Any and all parents sending their kids off to these perverted child-groomers need to be beaten with a tire iron.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 08, 2022 02:55 PM (II3Gr)

32 >>in lacy underwear!

She used to comment here.

Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2022 02:56 PM (lhr6a)

33 I wonder if Sam Brinton is an alumnus, er, alumna, er, you know, the thing...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 08, 2022 02:56 PM (PiwSw)

34 How appropriate for Rule 308 day.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 08, 2022 02:56 PM (SH2Zi)

35 "Sexy." I do not think this word means what they think it means.

Posted by: Alec Leamas (working from home) at March 08, 2022 02:56 PM (HCRZt)

36 Remember whenever some Alphabet person tries to GAYGAYGAY you just say "OK Groomer"

Posted by: 18-1 at March 08, 2022 02:56 PM (ESjRY)

37
So this isn't Trojan Horse stuff.

Catherine the Great Horse.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 08, 2022 02:56 PM (63Dwl)

38 >As soon as my nephews could talk, they were doing that

Um. What the actual fuck, over?

So somehow you know all the details of your toddler nephews playing with themselves? And this somehow wasn't a huge, massive, ginormous red flag for your family. Maybe they're all a bunch of incestuous perverts, which explains why it's completely normal for them all to be up in each others junk.

I can't even. I guess we deserve the purifying nuclear flames about to get called down on our heads by the globalists.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 08, 2022 02:56 PM (L9uv7)

39 Though I guess that doesn't matter -- I mean, the "Sexy Summer Camp" is already promising "hands on" masturbation lessons. It's not as if the kids would be facing any elevated threat if a biological male slipped in. The women are already promising a highly elevated threat. It's the whole selling point of the whole Sexy Sex Camp (for kids!).
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Well, I guess they figured out how to groom kids and get paid for it directly. So that's novel.

The people running this thing are monstrous and evil, but I reserve more of my ire to the parents who are signing their kids up for this. They can't claim they didn't know. This wasn't be checked out and lazy and not looking into where they send their kids. This is active collaboration and I strongly suspect these parents either sexually abuse their kids or they want to and are looking to smooth the road. As much as the organizers need to be punished - and they do - the parents who send their kids there are even worse.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2022 02:56 PM (DU+/6)

40 This is the work of the effing devil. These women are going to fry for all eternity.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 08, 2022 02:56 PM (DcKNO)

41 And yet her t-shirt says "Don't" on it.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 08, 2022 02:56 PM (p+1gI)

42

Types
Deletes

Nope, wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: Just Sayin at March 08, 2022 02:56 PM (tWgL6)

43 WASF that these freaks have any interaction with decent and civilized society much less YOUNG CHILDREN.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 08, 2022 02:56 PM (iDcra)

44 the underwear has what seems to be a lacy fringe.

this is just... I don't even know what to say.

Posted by: ace at March 08, 2022 02:56 PM (0G13K)

45 How are these fat ass toads not brought up on charges?

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 08, 2022 02:56 PM (jbBxw)

46 Pretty sure top right is a guy.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 08, 2022 02:57 PM (Ez6QX)

47 Some people just need ________

Posted by: ... at March 08, 2022 02:57 PM (7nkP8)

48 Why is it so very important to them to groom children?

3 guesses.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 08, 2022 02:57 PM (o2MD2)

49 This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Zombie Ernest Borgnine, Chronic Masturbator at March 08, 2022 02:57 PM (sDz6A)

50 Evil on display. Parents who send there kids hete, even more so.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at March 08, 2022 02:57 PM (wdCAN)

51 So these freaks started the Appalachia sex ed club? All from Kentucky?

I thought the only thing to fear in Kentucky was banjos. Now add dildos and ugly bimbos to the list.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 08, 2022 02:57 PM (N39Ws)

52 Oh and a witch turned me into a newt.
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at March 08, 2022 02:52 PM

A newt?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 08, 2022 02:57 PM (RkC6l)

53 Poland letting the US hang themselves is smart by Poland. No way were they gonna send the planes themselves and force an immediate Russian invasion or bombing...now if the planes get sent, the US gets blamed...

Now, as an American, I'm like WTF are we doing...but Poland knows how to play the game. Give someone else the blame, but keep backing the party you want to win...

Posted by: Nova local at March 08, 2022 02:57 PM (exHjb)

54 Back in my day, fat chicks were only considered "sexy" because they were willing to have sex with you.

Nowadays, everyone will have sex with you, so why do we still NEED fat chicks?

Posted by: BurtTC at March 08, 2022 02:57 PM (4GFH7)

55 I didn't know Radical Queer Mountain Woman was a title.

These are why dad showed me how to make immovable snare traps in the woods.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 08, 2022 02:57 PM (GYllL)

56 47 Some people just need ________
Posted by: ... at March 08, 2022 02:57 PM (7nkP

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Deep tissue massages?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 02:57 PM (LvTSG)

57 God owes an apology to Sodom and Gommorah - can't believe He hasn't burned us straight to the ground.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at March 08, 2022 02:57 PM (J2PzO)

58 Moo moo says what?

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 08, 2022 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

59
Camp Fartclam

Hello, muddah. Hello, faddah.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 08, 2022 02:57 PM (j7i25)

60 This crap can't be legal.

Posted by: Vic at March 08, 2022 02:57 PM (mZwKe)

61 How it started: What does gay marriage have to do with you anyway h8ter?!? LOVE IS LOVE

How it is going: What does teaching gay BDSM to your tween have to do with you anyway h8ter? LOVE IS LOVE

Posted by: 18-1 at March 08, 2022 02:57 PM (ESjRY)

62 The proper term is "minor attracted persons", you ignorant hicks.

Also, why are you people so obsessed with pedophiles?

Posted by: This... is XiNN at March 08, 2022 02:58 PM (llON8)

63 Hicklibs are often the worst of the Shitlib species, because they're extra-special motivated to demonstrate status and adherence to cutting edge CURRENT YEAR orthodoxy.

Posted by: Alec Leamas (working from home) at March 08, 2022 02:58 PM (HCRZt)

64 A kid's innocence is a precious thing. And I know I don't have to tell the horde.

A hill worth dying on.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 08, 2022 02:58 PM (DcKNO)

65 Wasn't there a story out of China a few years ago about how they couldn't field an army anymore because all the teenagers and 20-somethings had effed up their vascular systems in their groins by jerking off so damn much that they couldn't be deemed fit for service?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 08, 2022 02:58 PM (6FeV1)

66 Why is it so very important to them to groom children?

3 guesses.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 08, 2022 02:57 PM (o2MD2)
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Destruction of innocence and hurting their victims for life makes them even more turned on?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2022 02:58 PM (DU+/6)

67 59: Camp Fartclam

I chuckled.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 08, 2022 02:58 PM (+ldAm)

68 Why yes I'd like to pay for a stranger to "rap" with my very underaged tween daughter about sexuality and give her "hands on instruction in masturbation in a highly isolated place in the woods! Do these credits transfer?!?!

Posted by: Liberal Parent at March 08, 2022 02:58 PM (0G13K)

69 Pretty sure top right is a guy.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 08, 2022 02:57 PM (Ez6QX)

Yup. Bottom right too.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 08, 2022 02:58 PM (4GFH7)

70 Second look at the Salem Witch trials?

Posted by: steevy at March 08, 2022 02:59 PM (CYnTg)

71 What kind of parents would send their kids to this perverted propaganda camp?

Posted by: redridinghood at March 08, 2022 02:59 PM (NpAcC)

72 How is this not "indecency with a child" and they're all brought up on charges?

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 08, 2022 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

73 Deep tissue massages?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 02:57 PM (LvTSG)

In the heart

Posted by: ... at March 08, 2022 02:59 PM (7nkP8)

74
I have bad news for you all. These are the type who go into the bullshit field of "child therapy."

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 08, 2022 02:59 PM (j7i25)

75 Do the 10 year olds take "skyclad" (nude ) with witchy woman? Ugggh. This is so repellent-the entire camp.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 08, 2022 02:59 PM (5dTPO)

76 The left: Why do you hicks think we are a bunch of pedos

Also the left: And it is important that we teach your tween how to masturbate. With hands on instructions.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 08, 2022 02:59 PM (ESjRY)

77 "a "Sexy Summer Camp" for children in rural Kentucky"

Kentucky again? Remember the drag-queen-loving HS principal in Hazard KY a few months ago? WTF?

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at March 08, 2022 02:59 PM (qpX6U)

78 Taken collectively, is the country worth saving anymore? Seems like with every day that passes, I think mre and more no. We sure as hell don't hold the moral high ground now.

Posted by: kraken at March 08, 2022 02:59 PM (Vr12I)

79 This country needs an enema. And these freaks need an old testament style smiting.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 08, 2022 02:59 PM (Vxu+H)

80 Nowadays, everyone will have sex with you, so why do we still NEED fat chicks?
Posted by: BurtTC at March 08, 2022 02:57 PM (4GFH7)

Fat bitches got
no reason...

Posted by: Randy Newmann at March 08, 2022 02:59 PM (6FeV1)

81 How it started: What does gay marriage have to do with you anyway h8ter?!? LOVE IS LOVE
______________

Yeah, and PERVERSION IS PERVERSION.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2022 02:59 PM (YqDXo)

82 So, is grooming children for sex bad when done by men but fine when done by women?

Why was Ghislaine Maxwell prosecuted, then? The patriarchy?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 03:00 PM (LvTSG)

83 Yes, I remember when we had laws regarding things like, oh, contributing to the deliquency of a minor, carnal knowledge of a minor, etc.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 08, 2022 03:00 PM (jTmQV)

84

First rule of Sexy Summer Camp:

You must be SEXY. Not a bloated Stetler-looking Mallomar that could turn off Godzilla after swallowing the Viagra factory.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 08, 2022 03:00 PM (s2VJv)

85 34 How appropriate for Rule 308 day.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur

That day cannot come soon enough!

Posted by: Justin Castreau at March 08, 2022 03:00 PM (ZW1rs)

86
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Deep tissue massages?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 02:57 PM (LvTSG)

Airrosti. Painful, but effective.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 08, 2022 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)

87 A hill worth ~~dying~~ making other people die
on.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 08, 2022 02:58 PM

FIFY.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 08, 2022 03:00 PM (RkC6l)

88 Are those hairy legs under the ass in the logo??

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at March 08, 2022 03:00 PM (8548M)

89 What did we ever do to you Ace ?

I bet we get London Boys next

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 08, 2022 03:00 PM (M+Lyo)

90 I'll be damned if I'm paying to have my kids molested.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 08, 2022 03:00 PM (Y5qcH)

91
I saw those chicks up at the top... They should be sued for false advertising alone. That shit looks about as sexy as pissing blood.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 08, 2022 03:00 PM (SKVme)

92 Sexual precociousness at a young age is generally an indicator of sexual abuse, not something to be celebrated.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 08, 2022 03:00 PM (II3Gr)

93 There's a saying in sports when someone is just an absolute freak in terms of ability:

That is what they look like.

This saying also applies to these liberal freaks. Every single time.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 08, 2022 03:00 PM (KbCG3)

94 Tanya, Caitloin, Larah, and Kirstyn

Who are four gals I would not fuck with a stolen dick, Alex?

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 08, 2022 03:00 PM (yrol0)

95 84

First rule of Sexy Summer Camp:

You must be SEXY. Not a bloated Stetler-looking Mallomar that could turn off Godzilla after swallowing the Viagra factory.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 08, 2022 03:00 PM (s2VJv)

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Sexy people don't go to sexy camp. They just have sexy time when they feel like.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 03:00 PM (LvTSG)

96 >> Nowadays, everyone will have sex with you, so why do we still NEED fat chicks?

The body shaming here...I just can't even.

Posted by: Stacy Abrams at March 08, 2022 03:00 PM (lhr6a)

97 So I've raised boys.
Don't let anyone ever touch your private places. You can touch your private places but never in front of anyone hence the word "private." If I see you touch your privates, I will tell you to stop because if I've seen you, you aren't being "private." I will also teach you the lacrosse ref gesture for "illegal handling of the ball" which means, adjust yourself IN PRIVATE.

No one should know if her nephews were handling themselves because that's PRIVATE activity.

Sickos and ghouls

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 08, 2022 03:01 PM (ySQBZ)

98 "Self managed abortions"

Nothing could go wrong there. And if it did, I'm betting Tanya wouldn't think she was at fault.

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 08, 2022 03:01 PM (AD3JT)

99 What kind of parents would send their kids to this perverted propaganda camp?
Posted by: redridinghood at March 08, 2022 02:59 PM (NpAcC)

Honest answer? Because they were molested as kids themselves. So they gotta carry on the family tradition.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 08, 2022 03:01 PM (4GFH7)

100 Hello Mudda
Hello (other) Mudda
Here we are at
Camp Gren-Otter

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 08, 2022 03:01 PM (w9Wax)

101 Mass immigration into the U.S. from Latin America would have lots more appeal if we could deport people like these in return.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 08, 2022 03:01 PM (5ugpO)

102 90 I'll be damned if I'm paying to have my kids molested.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 08, 2022 03:00 PM (Y5qcH)

"I can molest them at home for free!"

- - A Cheap Democrat

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 08, 2022 03:01 PM (s2VJv)

103 You know how pedophiles are often killed in jail because most of the inmates were abused in some way many of them sexually and they know how devastating it can be?

I didn't mean to make that a question.

More of a support sentence.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 08, 2022 03:01 PM (DcKNO)

104 Fat bitches got
no reason...
Posted by: Randy Newmann at March 08, 2022 02:59 PM

So we're off the hook, then?

Posted by: Short people at March 08, 2022 03:01 PM (RkC6l)

105 Disgusting pigs. The lot of em.

This CAN'T be legal.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 08, 2022 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

106 53 Poland letting the US hang themselves is smart by Poland. No way were they gonna send the planes themselves and force an immediate Russian invasion or bombing...now if the planes get sent, the US gets blamed...

Now, as an American, I'm like WTF are we doing...but Poland knows how to play the game. Give someone else the blame, but keep backing the party you want to win...
Posted by: Nova local at March 08, 2022 02:57 PM (exHjb)

I really hope the story I read is correct. Part of the partially fake news is right, transferring the jets to Poland, but part is sketchy. There is no claim the United States will allow them to be flown from Ramstein to the Ukraine.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 08, 2022 03:01 PM (nMx88)

107 Willowed .

So they convicted one of the Jan 6th guys including being in possession of a firearm .

I thought the conventional wisdom was there were no firearms on Jan 6. I hate to be wrong when this was such a big talking point.

I don't think this guy actually went into the building but just led people up the steps.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 08, 2022 03:02 PM (rmJzs)

108 You've got to click on that tweet to see the pics and read the bios.

Nope.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2022 02:54 PM (axyOa)

I took one for the team. Three out of four are college students.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 08, 2022 03:02 PM (Ez6QX)

109 do they need guest speakers or what

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 08, 2022 03:02 PM (0G13K)

110 Mass immigration into the U.S. from Latin America would have lots more appeal if we could deport people like these in return.

So to be clear, you are saying any Juan would make a better neighbor then the pedo pushers?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 08, 2022 03:02 PM (ESjRY)

111 Serious question.

Why are women doing this?

When did the pedo switch flip from men to women?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 08, 2022 03:02 PM (DlaLS)

112 You had to start reconsidering everything when they took the symbol of God's near apology (as close as you're gonna get from an all powerful Creator) for flooding the earth in response to our sinful ways, and then used it to symbolize sin itself.

That should have rung some serious alarm bells.

BTW I still use the rainbow to symbolize happiness and also exactly what it means, and nothing else. I refuse to let them take it from me.

Posted by: ... at March 08, 2022 03:02 PM (iXzWX)

113 "Why is it so very important to them to groom children?"

Ace, have you seen what these fuglies look like? I wouldn't fuck them with your dick and blame it on Sefton.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 08, 2022 03:02 PM (iFTx/)

114

So, I guess they put Viagra and ludes instead of saltpeter in the bug juice . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 08, 2022 03:02 PM (s2VJv)

115 Nowadays, everyone will have sex with you, so why do we still NEED fat chicks?
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The body shaming here...I just can't even.
Posted by: Stacy Abrams at March 08, 2022 03:00 PM (lhr6a)

Come on, Tank, it's not your body you should be most ashamed of.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 08, 2022 03:02 PM (4GFH7)

116 These wymyns all look like mutants. Surprise surprise!

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 08, 2022 03:02 PM (mNhhD)

117 What the actual fuck?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 08, 2022 03:02 PM (dNqv+)

118 You can't talk about this camp in Florida because they are all a bunch of haters!

Posted by: blaster at March 08, 2022 03:02 PM (9otr5)

119 THERE'S A SEX-ED SUMMER CAMP FOR KIDS IN GRADES 3 TO 5 IN INDIANAPOLIS IF YOU'RE INTERESTED

https://tinyurl.com/2p84mswm

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 08, 2022 03:02 PM (yrol0)

120 God owes an apology to Sodom and Gommorah - can't believe He hasn't burned us straight to the ground.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at March 08, 2022 02:57 PM

Well he did promise he wouldn't do that again. But we sure are pushing the envelope for a biblical smiting.

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at March 08, 2022 03:02 PM (bVYXr)

121 What happens in Sexy Sex Camp for Kids stays in Sexy Sex Camp for Kids.

Posted by: ace at March 08, 2022 03:02 PM (0G13K)

122 Molestation is a touchy subject.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 08, 2022 03:03 PM (rmJzs)

123 And yet, you can find folks that will argue that stan isn't real.

Amazing.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 08, 2022 03:03 PM (Msys3)

124 Vmom, you are on deck.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 08, 2022 03:03 PM (SH2Zi)

125 A school of whales somewhere is missing 4 whales.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 08, 2022 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)

126 110 Mass immigration into the U.S. from Latin America would have lots more appeal if we could deport people like these in return.

So to be clear, you are saying any Juan would make a better neighbor then the pedo pushers?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 08, 2022 03:02 PM (ESjRY)

#BringUkraineRefugeesToOdessa -- Texas.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 08, 2022 03:03 PM (s2VJv)

127 Why is it so very important to them to groom children?

Because they've very literally self-Darwinized by being gay. Their primary method of "reproduction" is to groom other peoples' kids. Milo Y. got pretty much kicked off the Internet for admitting that's why he became gay.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 08, 2022 03:03 PM (ZGrMX)

128 WTF is that thing in the bottom left panel!?

Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2022 02:54 PM (lhr6a)

That's the one that disturbs you? Interesting. Maybe that quad is like some sort of rorschach test.

I get the creeps from the bottom right.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 08, 2022 03:03 PM (wBpKf)

129 []iThat shit looks about as sexy as pissing blood.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 08, 2022 03:00 PM

That's hot.

Posted by: Sparkly Ghey Twilight Vampire at March 08, 2022 03:03 PM (RkC6l)

130 121 What happens in Sexy Sex Camp for Kids stays in Sexy Sex Camp for Kids.
Posted by: ace at March 08, 2022 03:02 PM (0G13K)

==========

"Stop! I can only masturbate so much in a single sitting!"
-David French

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 03:03 PM (LvTSG)

131 There are actually online courses where women can learn to masturbate for a few hundred dollars.

And I mentioned it on an ONT, but OneTouch was started by a woman and developed into a 'cult' after white women discovered the program. The male workers would vaginally massage the women for 20 minutes to help the women 'heal.'

Advanced sessions ran into the thousands of dollars. Pretty much everyone involved was taken advantage of...women and men.

It's not surprising to see these 'things' try to bring this to the children to 'fix' the 'oppressive upbringing' they had which caused them to have problems orgasming as adults.

Posted by: Stateless at March 08, 2022 03:03 PM (FsZ2q)

132 All Demonocrats for sure.

Posted by: fd at March 08, 2022 03:03 PM (vrz2I)

133 okay this thread is not safe for work. But one parting question. In what universe does anyone have to be taught how to masturbate? I'm pretty sure it only takes reading one adult soft porn novel description to figure it out. Who would send their kid to such a camp. Same sex couples or single folks that adopted kids for the express purpose of pederasty maybe?

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 08, 2022 03:03 PM (3cGpq)

134 Nowadays, everyone will have sex with you, so why do we still NEED fat chicks?
Posted by: BurtTC at March 08, 2022 02:57 PM (4GFH7)

We bring you bacon.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 08, 2022 03:03 PM (Ez6QX)

135 Adds new meaning to Camp Sleepaway

Where is Jason when you really need him?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 08, 2022 03:03 PM (tqRnF)

136 This CAN'T be legal.
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 08, 2022 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

It's a tax.

Posted by: John Roberts at March 08, 2022 03:03 PM (6FeV1)

137 Working on a sex farm
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
Poking your hay

Scratching in your henhouse
Sniffing at your feedbag
Slipping out your back door
Leaving my spray

Sex farm woman, I'm gonna mow you down
Sex farm woman, I'll rake and hoe you down
Sex farm woman, don't you see my silo rising high?

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 08, 2022 03:04 PM (yrol0)

138 116 These wymyns all look like mutants. Surprise surprise!
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 08, 2022 03:02 PM (mNhhD)
___________

Yeah, where is that camp? Chernobyl?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2022 03:04 PM (YqDXo)

139 135 Adds new meaning to Camp Sleepaway

Where is Jason when you really need him?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 08, 2022 03:03 PM (tqRnF)

"Meatballs." Literally.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 08, 2022 03:04 PM (s2VJv)

140 The body shaming here...I just can't even.
Posted by: Stacy Abrams

You shouldn't have gotten so big that you fell out of your orbit. Go away ya fat ugly tub of goo.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 08, 2022 03:04 PM (Vxu+H)

141 And THIS is what TrueCon Inc is "policing us" over.

Posted by: ... at March 08, 2022 03:04 PM (iXzWX)

142 I am so horny right now that I could eat 3 pizzas.

Posted by: John Podesta at March 08, 2022 03:04 PM (lhr6a)

143 135 Adds new meaning to Camp Sleepaway

Where is Jason when you really need him?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 08, 2022 03:03 PM (tqRnF)

Will not be much sleeping is my guess!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 08, 2022 03:04 PM (yrol0)

144 Serious question.

Why are women doing this?

When did the pedo switch flip from men to women?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 08, 2022 03:02 PM (DlaLS)

This has NEVER been exclusively a male thing. There are plenty of female pedophiles. We generally call them school teachers and coaches. So yeah, in a sense at least these clowns are being more honest about it.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 08, 2022 03:04 PM (4GFH7)

145 Serious question.

Why are women doing this?

When did the pedo switch flip from men to women?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 08, 2022 03:02 PM (DlaLS)

Liberals are fucked in the head and it's only a matter of time before they do anything blasphemous that comes to mind.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 08, 2022 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)

146 A C130, an ocean, an open ramp door...

Well, more than one C130.

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at March 08, 2022 03:04 PM (MkuC5)

147 We used to burn witches.

I'm not sure why we stopped the practice.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 08, 2022 03:04 PM (PLZfc)

148 What the actual fuck?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 08, 2022 03:02 PM (dNqv+)

We'll show you!

Posted by: Sexy Summer Camps, LLC at March 08, 2022 03:04 PM (wBpKf)

149 What happens in Sexy Sex Camp for Kids stays in Sexy Sex Camp for Kids.
Posted by: ace at March 08, 2022 03:02 PM

And this one time, at sex camp....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 08, 2022 03:04 PM (RkC6l)

150 Brave New World had elementary sex lessons for kids. They also taught certain classes of children to hate books and flowers so they wouldn't get deprogrammed.

Leftists don't know how to read dystopian novels as cautionary tales, unless it is Handmaiden's tale and deals with women's gyno rights.

Posted by: LizLem at March 08, 2022 03:05 PM (8E1BY)

151 121 What happens in Sexy Sex Camp for Kids stays in Sexy Sex Camp for Kids.
Posted by: ace at March 08, 2022 03:02 PM (0G13K)

-------

Until the camper inevitably molests the next kid.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 08, 2022 03:05 PM (DcKNO)

152 I learned how to choke the chicken all by myself...and there wasn't interwebs back in the 40s

Posted by: Dingbat at March 08, 2022 03:05 PM (LXWTj)

153 You had to start reconsidering everything when they took the symbol of God's near apology (as close as you're gonna get from an all powerful Creator) for flooding the earth in response to our sinful ways, and then used it to symbolize sin itself.

Posted by: ... at March 08, 2022 03:02 PM (iXzWX)

Which is why this time he's gonna give us his own special Great Reset with cleansing fire this time.

...

Sorry for being so cynical. I don't want this. I have young kids. But my God, our society is so totally corrupted and unrepentant. It's unbearable.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 08, 2022 03:05 PM (L9uv7)

154 Why are women doing this?

When did the pedo switch flip from men to women?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 08, 2022 03:02 PM (DlaLS)
===========
Are those people women? I wouldn't bet money on it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 08, 2022 03:05 PM (5ugpO)

155 I took one for the team. Three out of four are college students.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 08, 2022 03:02 PM (Ez6QX)

Two of them are guys, I think.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 08, 2022 03:05 PM (yQpMk)

156 Is it wrong that I've noticed that at least two if not more of the Sexy Sex Camp counselors will likely have a physical problem accessing their own genitals? There has to be a formula in which you plug in "circumference of gut" and "length of arm," and it doesn't look good for them.

Posted by: Alec Leamas (working from home) at March 08, 2022 03:05 PM (HCRZt)

157 146 A C130, an ocean, an open ramp door...

Well, more than one C130.
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at March 08, 2022 03:04 PM (MkuC5)

F-111 with napalm and the 30MM gatling gun

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 08, 2022 03:05 PM (s2VJv)

158 I took one for the team. Three out of four are college students.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 08, 2022 03:02 PM (Ez6QX)

Reed? Oberlin? Evergreen State?

Oh, who am I kidding, it could be anywhere (except maybe Hillsdale or Liberty.)

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 08, 2022 03:05 PM (PiwSw)

159 Sexy Summer Fartcamp.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 08, 2022 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

160 This shit is going on in rural Kentucky?

The world has gone mad.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2022 03:06 PM (k4dH2)

161 145 Serious question.

Why are women doing this?

When did the pedo switch flip from men to women?
Posted by: Dave in Fla

...

Women's Studies Majors have to monetize their "education" somehow.

Posted by: ace at March 08, 2022 03:06 PM (0G13K)

162 106 53 Poland letting the US hang themselves is smart by Poland. No way were they gonna send the planes themselves and force an immediate Russian invasion or bombing...now if the planes get sent, the US gets blamed...

Now, as an American, I'm like WTF are we doing...but Poland knows how to play the game. Give someone else the blame, but keep backing the party you want to win...
Posted by: Nova local at March 08, 2022 02:57 PM (exHjb)

I really hope the story I read is correct. Part of the partially fake news is right, transferring the jets to Poland, but part is sketchy. There is no claim the United States will allow them to be flown from Ramstein to the Ukraine.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 08, 2022 03:01 PM (nMx8

Not yet, but Poland is getting free F16s from us as backfill, so they win/win...they said the planes should only go to Ukraine if everyone wants them to, and that everyone in NATO that wants them to go should send their Migs to Germany, too...

Posted by: Nova local at March 08, 2022 03:06 PM (exHjb)

163 The thing that pisses me off the most is how they revel in undermining the natural fabric of society. Sure, they may be groomers but I think a large part of their motivation here is simply sticking it to the everyday mother and father.

They just want to watch something burn.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 08, 2022 03:06 PM (KbCG3)

164 "self-managed abortions". WTF?

Maybe we should be looking forward to the upcoming nuclear apocalypse. At least it would take out some of these degenerates with it.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 08, 2022 03:06 PM (Rl7KJ)

165 There is at least some sort of evolutionary advantage to having a small percentage of your males be gay. They can stay back and guard the camp and the women while the rest of the men go out warring and hunting, and they don't have to worry about coming home to a kid that doesn't look like them.

There is ZERO evolutionary advantage in this perverted shit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 08, 2022 03:06 PM (6FeV1)

166 You know what stops you from orgasming as an adult?
Puberty blockers and gender switching.

Ironic

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 08, 2022 03:06 PM (ySQBZ)

167 sometimes i hate the things you bring to my attention, Ace. Ugh.

Posted by: Fat Joe-NAH of Krypton at March 08, 2022 03:06 PM (V5K0E)

168 What happens in Sexy Sex Camp for Kids stays in Sexy Sex Camp for Kids.

Well except for the STDs, pregnancies, and HIV...

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 08, 2022 03:06 PM (tqRnF)

169 At least the catholics and scouts had the decency not to advertise.

Posted by: strange matter at March 08, 2022 03:06 PM (vcv8B)

170 Adds new meaning to Camp Sleepaway

Where is Jason when you really need him?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 08, 2022 03:03 PM

Not even with Freddie's dick.

Posted by: Jason at March 08, 2022 03:06 PM (RkC6l)

171 These women are running a "Sexy Summer Camp"

Hmmm... They must be hiring contractors for the 'Sexy' part.

Posted by: t-bird at March 08, 2022 03:06 PM (fFtVH)

172 I bet they (intend to) film / photograph the kids in camp
$$$

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 08, 2022 03:06 PM (lCui1)

173 >167 sometimes i hate the things you bring to my attention, Ace. Ugh.

i'll see if I can find something nice.

Posted by: ace at March 08, 2022 03:06 PM (0G13K)

174 Sex farm woman, don't you see my silo rising high?
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 08, 2022 03:04 PM (yrol0)

ahhahahhahahahah

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 08, 2022 03:06 PM (M+Lyo)

175 Better have a big one if you're gonna get through the rolls to the holes.

Unless you just use the bellybutton and be done with it.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 08, 2022 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)

176
The "camp's" logo is a...

buttocks??

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 08, 2022 03:07 PM (j7i25)

177 Serious question.

Why are women doing this?

When did the pedo switch flip from men to women?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 08, 2022 03:02 PM (DlaLS)

I assume that it's always been the case, it just wasn't discussed as publicly as male predators.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 08, 2022 03:07 PM (wmDcS)

178 And this one time, at sex camp....

They'd kick a girl out for not sticking a flute in her pussy.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 08, 2022 03:07 PM (SchxB)

179 >Posted by: rhennigantx at March 08, 2022 03:04 PM (yrol0)

Ok, that was a good bit of levity in a dark thread.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 08, 2022 03:07 PM (L9uv7)

180 I don't know if any of y'all have ever watched the show Naked and Afraid, but this past Sunday they had the first transgender contestant, Terra, who had breasts and a penis.
No wonder why this world is F'd up.

https://tinyurl.com/mwm5ux37

Posted by: redridinghood at March 08, 2022 03:07 PM (NpAcC)

181 is Jeffery Tobin a guest whacker?

Posted by: Dingbat at March 08, 2022 03:07 PM (LXWTj)

182 I Dream of Jeannie taught people to masturbate, as did the Sears Catalog. It was a simpler time.

Posted by: ... at March 08, 2022 03:07 PM (lo6fJ)

183 You don't even have to leave your home to learn how to masturbate. Join my Camp Zoom. ----

Jeffrey Toobin

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 08, 2022 03:07 PM (rmJzs)

184 I have a fear that God has lifted His hand of protection from our nation, because of our sin. " We" just keep doubling down. There will be a wrath to come. Just my view.

Posted by: kraken at March 08, 2022 03:07 PM (Vr12I)

185 I learned how to choke the chicken all by myself...and there wasn't interwebs back in the 40s
Posted by: Dingbat at March 08, 2022 03:05 PM (LXWTj)

You were in your 40s? I was a teenager when I learned how to strangle the dragon.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 08, 2022 03:07 PM (4GFH7)

186 150 Brave New World had elementary sex lessons for kids. They also taught certain classes of children to hate books and flowers so they wouldn't get deprogrammed.

Leftists don't know how to read dystopian novels as cautionary tales, unless it is Handmaiden's tale and deals with women's gyno rights.
Posted by: LizLem at March 08, 2022 03:05 PM (8E1BY)

BNW had kiddy sex games.

PS Is not a fucking HOW TO manual.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 08, 2022 03:07 PM (yrol0)

187 Adds new meaning to Camp Sleepaway

Where is Jason when you really need him?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 08, 2022 03:03 PM (tqRnF)

Jason is running from this shit.

Posted by: WeBoned! at March 08, 2022 03:07 PM (8k7U7)

188 How is this even legal?

Posted by: Mark at March 08, 2022 03:07 PM (/IrDf)

189 The thing that pisses me off the most is how they revel in undermining the natural fabric of society. Sure, they may be groomers but I think a large part of their motivation here is simply sticking it to the everyday mother and father.

Look up "The Four Olds" from Mao's cultural revolution. It's spot on with this shit.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 08, 2022 03:07 PM (ySQBZ)

190 Not yet, but Poland is getting free F16s from us as backfill, so they win/win...they said the planes should only go to Ukraine if everyone wants them to, and that everyone in NATO that wants them to go should send their Migs to Germany, too...
Posted by: Nova local at March 08, 2022 03:06 PM (exHjb)

The US doesn't know the 1st thing about flying Migs. WE have no parts for them or technicians that know how to service them. None of that story makes any sense at all.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 08, 2022 03:08 PM (Y5qcH)

191 So where are these F-16s coming from? From an active US unit or from the 600+ stored for parts and reclamation?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 08, 2022 03:08 PM (tqRnF)

192 Do these videos and camps qualify as "work" for these people? Are they putting food on the table while grooming kids?

Posted by: Rick "Dick" Wilson at March 08, 2022 03:08 PM (5ugpO)

193 >>I don't know if any of y'all have ever watched the show Naked and Afraid, but this past Sunday they had the first transgender contestant,

This week, on Naked and Confused

Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2022 03:08 PM (lhr6a)

194 147 We used to burn witches.

I'm not sure why we stopped the practice.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 08, 2022 03:04 PM (PLZfc)

Might take a while to burn that crew. How about making some soap?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 08, 2022 03:08 PM (o2MD2)

195 It wouldn't be a damn bit better if the sexy camp counsellors were 120 lb cute women. We're not talking about 17 year old teen boys hot to trot with their prom date. These are children.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 08, 2022 03:08 PM (5dTPO)

196 180 I don't know if any of y'all have ever watched the show Naked and Afraid, but this past Sunday they had the first transgender contestant, Terra, who had breasts and a penis.
No wonder why this world is F'd up.

https://tinyurl.com/mwm5ux37
Posted by: redridinghood at March 08, 2022 03:07 PM (NpAcC)

There are no chicks with dicks.
Its just dudes with tits.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 08, 2022 03:08 PM (yrol0)

197 Discord seems to be back up

Posted by: Methos at March 08, 2022 03:09 PM (kOpft)

198 i'll see if I can find something nice.
Posted by: ace at March 08, 2022 03:06 PM (0G13K)

Yeah, can we go back to talking about jabbing children with experimental poisons?

Posted by: BurtTC at March 08, 2022 03:09 PM (4GFH7)

199 The "camp's" logo is a...

buttocks??

It's a fartclam.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 08, 2022 03:09 PM (ZGrMX)

200 Just so sick, I feel like decades ago someone would have taken the law into their own hands and dealt with this themselves instead of waiting for the slow wheels of justice.

Posted by: Blago at March 08, 2022 03:09 PM (vkK+B)

201 I'm a bit confused. I didn't realize it was legal for parents to send their underage kids to a sexploitation camp.

Maybe it's just me, and I don't get the whole "above my pay grade" thought pattern behind this, but, this seems to be very close to if not actual child sex trafficking.

But, hey, what do I know? I'm just an icky Christian who believes in the death and resurrection in Christ, and, therefore, the nuance of it all escapes me.

Or, it's just evil.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 08, 2022 03:09 PM (5pTK/)

202 Okay, it was OneTaste that combined sexual orgasm and meditation...

Posted by: Stateless at March 08, 2022 03:09 PM (FsZ2q)

203 Meanwhile...

Because of supply chain issues, F-16s to Bulgaria will be delayed by at least TWO years.

https://www.f-16.net/f-16-news-article5210.html

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 08, 2022 03:09 PM (tqRnF)

204 The US doesn't know the 1st thing about flying Migs. WE have no parts for them or technicians that know how to service them. None of that story makes any sense at all.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 08, 2022 03:08 PM (Y5qcH)

Hey, it's all ball bearings nowadays.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 08, 2022 03:10 PM (yrol0)

205
You know how in Star Wars they retconned the Klingons to look more alien and less human? The new Klingons explain in it by saying it was a bad experiment that's never talked about.

That's what these generations of kids are going to be like.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 08, 2022 03:10 PM (j7i25)

206 Mom ! My asshole hurts

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 08, 2022 03:10 PM (M+Lyo)

207 20 ropes and horses. some disassembly required...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at March 08, 2022 02:54 PM (8D42x)

Why do you hate horses? how about crossbows?

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at March 08, 2022 03:10 PM (fpzDt)

208
The US doesn't know the 1st thing about flying Migs. WE have no parts for them or technicians that know how to service them. None of that story makes any sense at all.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 08, 2022 03:08 PM (Y5qcH)

Which is why we're doing it. Has anything the US done during the invasion made any sense?

Posted by: Nova local at March 08, 2022 03:10 PM (exHjb)

209 The US doesn't know the 1st thing about flying Migs. WE have no parts for them or technicians that know how to service them. None of that story makes any sense at all.
Posted by: sniffybigto

Yeah, but Ukrainian pilots and technicians know them. I presume they're planning to collect them in Germany. And then we'll dust off some mothballed F-16s and send them to Poland (or hit up some other allies to send theirs).

It's a plan. Of sorts.

Posted by: strange matter at March 08, 2022 03:10 PM (vcv8B)

210 198 i'll see if I can find something nice.
Posted by: ace at March 08, 2022 03:06 PM (0G13K)

Yeah, can we go back to talking about jabbing children with experimental poisons?
Posted by: BurtTC at March 08, 2022 03:09 PM (4GFH7)

We could also talk about the potential for nuclear war. Sounds kind of nice after all.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 08, 2022 03:11 PM (z5Vrg)

211 "192 Do these videos and camps qualify as "work" for these people? Are they putting food on the table while grooming kids?"
__

Sexy Sex Ed . . . It's a cookbook! It's a cookbook!

Posted by: Alec Leamas (working from home) at March 08, 2022 03:11 PM (HCRZt)

212 I would have no problem calling in an air strike on that mountain top that these pervs supposedly live on.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 08, 2022 03:11 PM (SVUeu)

213 "We're gonna need more millstones."

(It would be better for them to be thrown into the sea with a millstone tied around their neck than to cause one of these little ones to stumble. Lk 17-2)

Posted by: red speck at March 08, 2022 03:11 PM (gS3OW)

214 Illinois Nazi's>>> Kentucky Witches.

Elwood, probably

Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 08, 2022 03:11 PM (vT/Eg)

215 Don't worry, I'll straighten her ass out!

Wait, her name is Tanya?

F it, close enough!

Posted by: Ike Turner at March 08, 2022 03:11 PM (92Lw9)

216 205
You know how in Star Wars they retconned the Klingons to look more alien and less human? The new Klingons explain in it by saying it was a bad experiment that's never talked about.

That's what these generations of kids are going to be like.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 08, 2022 03:10 PM (j7i25)

========

Pretty sure that was Battlestar Galactica.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 03:11 PM (LvTSG)

217 This sounds like the parents dropping kids off at the camp should be brought into a room to meet the director only to discover that Chris Hanson is sitting in there with a camera crew and questions.

Posted by: Bete at March 08, 2022 03:11 PM (9Y010)

218 I have always noticed (and this has been remarked on a LOT of other places) that one of the hallmarks of truly damaged people is that they want to tear down the sacred, the sanctified, the Holy. Note, I do not mean in a religious sense, but rather in the larger and also non-religious sense. Anything that is venerated. Anything that is protected. Anything that is fiercely defended.

Statues. Flag. Church. God. Country. Children.

Why? I think it makes them think they will feel better. Less damaged. I think they know they are fucked up. I think they know someone else made them that way. It is a weird sort of propagation behavior in which they feel that the only way they can somehow lessen that damage is to create more of the same damage.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 08, 2022 03:11 PM (dNqv+)

219 There's this bullshit show called The Witcher. I watched the Honest Trailer of it as those are generally sort of entertaining sometimes.

Well I learned that on the Witcher they routinely show dead babies - and babies being torn apart.

Sick beyond measure. I don't know when the fuck THAT shit became alright. But it's nice to know that while we can't show a white person who is well adjusted or smart, and we have to tiptoe around every possible fucking little tiny microagressive thing, we can at least now show dead babies on mainstream TV. Hooray "art".

Posted by: ... at March 08, 2022 03:11 PM (t2GrG)

220 This is how you get vigilantes and death squads.

FYI

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 08, 2022 03:11 PM (sAmhv)

221 When Day of the Woodchippers gets here, don't act surprised.

Posted by: Azathoth at March 08, 2022 03:11 PM (W3VUu)

222 Lord Humongous is a reasonable man.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 08, 2022 03:11 PM (44ww/)

223 206 Mom ! My asshole hurts
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 08, 2022 03:10 PM (M+Lyo)

Ya got to try on a few pairs of shoes to find one that fits son!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 08, 2022 03:11 PM (yrol0)

224 They just want to watch something burn.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 08, 2022 03:06 PM (KbCG3)
______________

So do I. Just not the same thing they want to watch burn.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2022 03:12 PM (YqDXo)

225 I don't know if any of y'all have ever watched the show Naked and Afraid, but this past Sunday they had the first transgender contestant, Terra, who had breasts and a penis.
Posted by: redridinghood

And some folks are amazed I don't watch any tv at all.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 08, 2022 03:12 PM (Msys3)

226 Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 08, 2022 03:05 PM (L9uv7)

This is where I am

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 08, 2022 03:12 PM (jbBxw)

227 These people are evil
Posted by: thathalfrican
___
Yes they are.
Then again, their father is the master of evil, and he has taught his minions well.
Good news: these are the last days.
Bad news: they can last another 2000 years.
But I doubt it.
I believe prophecy is being fulfilled, and as in the days of Noah, everything will go along as it always had, until one day, the rains came. And one day, Sodom and Gomorrah was wiped out.
God's time isn't our time, but he will rectify everything.
We all are made in the image of God. Yet due to sin, we humans wanting to be our own gods...well, this is what happens. The best of humanity, with the ability to perpetuate the most horrific abuses, courtesy of sin poisoning a world that God created.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 08, 2022 03:12 PM (aEubh)

228 yes yes, space lizard demons want to date your kids.

From the last thread...it's obvious that the post SOTU "bounce" poll was itself an op. Every corporate and federal asset is in place to support Biden and his war on the American people.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 08, 2022 03:12 PM (ZZK0E)

229 Good grief, I hope the crazy stays in Kentucky and not Tennessee.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 08, 2022 03:12 PM (XSRBF)

230 221 When Day of the Woodchippers gets here, don't act surprised.
-------------------
you're gonna need a bigger woodchipper.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 08, 2022 03:12 PM (sVfvf)

231 As said before the freaks push this onto kids to become victims and join their club

Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 08, 2022 03:12 PM (/9BLb)

232 Pretty sure that was Battlestar Galactica.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 03:11 PM (LvTSG)

BEEP (yes)

Posted by: Star Wars Wheelchair RBG at March 08, 2022 03:12 PM (yrol0)

233 You guys just don't get it. There are still too many people out there who haven't taken the jab, yet, and most of them are kids. We're just going to have to give them AIDS the old fashioned manual way.

Posted by: Anthony Fauci at March 08, 2022 03:12 PM (QYPq3)

234 164 "self-managed abortions". WTF?
_______________

They used to call those coat-hanger abortions, back in the days of wire hangers.

Now they just take a pill to cause the abortion. Not much to "manage" other than the cramps, cleaning up the blood, and (for normal women) the guilt.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2022 03:12 PM (k4dH2)

235 "identifies as a witch"

She looks like she identifies as a terrain feature.

Posted by: Azathoth at March 08, 2022 03:12 PM (W3VUu)

236 201 I'm a bit confused. I didn't realize it was legal for parents to send their underage kids to a sexploitation camp.

Maybe it's just me, and I don't get the whole "above my pay grade" thought pattern behind this, but, this seems to be very close to if not actual child sex trafficking.

But, hey, what do I know? I'm just an icky Christian who believes in the death and resurrection in Christ, and, therefore, the nuance of it all escapes me.

Or, it's just evil.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 08, 2022 03:09 PM (5pTK/)
********
Where's the FBI when you need them?

Posted by: redridinghood at March 08, 2022 03:12 PM (NpAcC)

237 124 Vmom, you are on deck.
Posted by: flounder,

*pops head out of freezer*
gdamit

*stab stab stab stab"

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 08, 2022 03:13 PM (lCui1)

238 There has to be some subornation of prostitution code this falls under. They're paying parents to bring their children in to have sexual contact with them.

The parents are guilty of sex trafficking in this situation. The camp people are basically the johns. They are running what amounts to an escort service in reverse, but with children.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 08, 2022 03:13 PM (6FeV1)

239 Do these videos and camps qualify as "work" for these people? Are they putting food on the table while grooming kids?
Posted by: Rick "Dick" Wilson at March 08, 2022 03:08 PM

Someone is. These four don't look like they've missed any meals.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 08, 2022 03:13 PM (RkC6l)

240 Looks like somebody missed "Dieting Diet Camp."

Posted by: Ma Duece at March 08, 2022 03:13 PM (0dmP2)

241 > The Sexy Sex camp logo is an ass, is this so it's understood you're being groomed for sodomy? WT actual F??

Well, reading between the lines about "explore disparities in pregnancy rates".

Posted by: me at March 08, 2022 03:13 PM (9p+wn)

242 >>I believe prophecy is being fulfilled,

We know. You never shut up about it.

Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2022 03:13 PM (lhr6a)

243 The US doesn't know the 1st thing about flying Migs. WE have no parts for them or technicians that know how to service them. None of that story makes any sense at all.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 08, 2022 03:08 PM (Y5qcH)

We have been flying soviet stuff in the desert since th 60s

Posted by: Y5 at March 08, 2022 03:13 PM (KrdbI)

244 This guy assembles a good and effective hog snare trap.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znIh3KBhw0Q

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 08, 2022 03:13 PM (GYllL)

245 230 221 When Day of the Woodchippers gets here, don't act surprised.
-------------------
you're gonna need a bigger woodchipper.
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 08, 2022 03:12 PM (sVfvf)

The War of the Worlds 3 legged walkers were just woodchippers.

Posted by: Star Wars Wheelchair RBG at March 08, 2022 03:13 PM (yrol0)

246 228 yes yes, space lizard demons want to date your kids.

From the last thread...it's obvious that the post SOTU "bounce" poll was itself an op. Every corporate and federal asset is in place to support Biden and his war on the American people.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 08, 2022 03:12 PM (ZZK0E)

"Ooooh, HOT!"

- - Anita Dunn & The Gorn LLC

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 08, 2022 03:13 PM (s2VJv)

247 Possibly conscripts for canal duty. I'm feeling that bullet in the ear canal feeling.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at March 08, 2022 03:13 PM (0OmEj)

248 I mean, is there a group of women in KY with a greater reliance on masturbation than these 4? Veritable masters of the craft, all.

What do you call a female incel?
A kiddie sex camp instructor.

Posted by: Xander Crews at March 08, 2022 03:13 PM (MpOGS)

249 I meant, they're getting parents to pay for blah blah blah

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 08, 2022 03:13 PM (6FeV1)

250 Pretty sure that was Battlestar Galactica.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 03:11 PM (LvTSG)

No, that was Trek too. It is how they explained in a Deep Space Nine episode when they went back in time to an OG Star Trek episode (which is the height of masturbation, when you think about it.) Why the classic look for the Klingons (swarthy Middle Eastern looking) did not match the modern Klingons (Worf.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 08, 2022 03:13 PM (dNqv+)

251 Lately I've been seeing vehicle window decals with "END CHILD ABUSE - MATTHEW 18:6". Like they just seem to have come out of nowhere and I've been seeing a bunch over the last few months. I'm beginning to understand why.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 08, 2022 03:14 PM (L9uv7)

252 What kind of depraved minds greenlight babies being ripped apart in power zoomed 4k? Used to be you would barely show a kid who was sick - and never dead. Diseased minds have been given the Keys to the Kingdom.

Posted by: ... at March 08, 2022 03:14 PM (cLRnF)

253 So now we know where Trigglypuff ended up....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 08, 2022 03:14 PM (PiwSw)

254 229 Good grief, I hope the crazy stays in Kentucky and not Tennessee.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 08, 2022 03:12 PM (XSRBF)
_____________

I'm just glad that California is off the hook on this one.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2022 03:14 PM (YqDXo)

255 Holy shit.

A drunk driver in Florida was SCREAMING down a closed road toward a 10K foot race. Trooper Toni Schuck made the difficult decision to be struck head on rather than allow the drunk to kill the runners.

https://bit.ly/363lzeU

Posted by: bonhomme at March 08, 2022 03:14 PM (8/9Tc)

256 I mean, America's newest service industry is the teenager sex worker. Biden and his friends are just preparing the youth of America for success on the webcams, tik-toks, and onlyfans of the future.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 08, 2022 03:14 PM (ZZK0E)

257 We have been flying soviet stuff in the desert since th 60s
Posted by: Y5 at March 08, 2022 03:13 PM (KrdbI)

All the good tube for high end audio are made in Russia for military aircraft.

Posted by: Star Wars Wheelchair RBG at March 08, 2022 03:14 PM (yrol0)

258 When these four are examples of what you have to pick from out in the sticks, no wonder meth and Fentanyl are so popular there.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 08, 2022 03:14 PM (SVUeu)

259 Why? I think it makes them think they will feel better. Less damaged. I think they know they are fucked up. I think they know someone else made them that way. It is a weird sort of propagation behavior in which they feel that the only way they can somehow lessen that damage is to create more of the same damage.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 08, 2022 03:11 PM (dNqv+)

It stops their misery temporarily. If they find another sociopath, or a group of them, well that's bad news.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 08, 2022 03:14 PM (44ww/)

260 Pretty sure that was Battlestar Galactica.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 03:11 PM (LvTSG)

There could have been something similar in Battlestar Galactica, but the Klingon appearance change did happen in Star Trek. Because in ToS, the Klingons were basically white dudes in brown face. The Klingons didn't get the head ridges until the 1st Star Trek movie.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 08, 2022 03:14 PM (Rl7KJ)

261 Actually the US has flown MiGs in the past and maintained them.

Starting with Operation Moolah that got a North Korean MiG-15 Faggot to MiG-21s from the Israelis.

And for a quite a few years the Luftwaffe kept their MiG-29s and US pilots would fly against them.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 08, 2022 03:14 PM (tqRnF)

262 Caitlin Cummings is all mine and I will not share any of her 250 lbs with anyone other creature on earth.

Her ass weighs more then my entire body and that really turns me on !!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 08, 2022 03:14 PM (kuH1f)

263 250 Pretty sure that was Battlestar Galactica.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 03:11 PM (LvTSG)

No, that was Trek too. It is how they explained in a Deep Space Nine episode when they went back in time to an OG Star Trek episode (which is the height of masturbation, when you think about it.) Why the classic look for the Klingons (swarthy Middle Eastern looking) did not match the modern Klingons (Worf.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 08, 2022 03:13 PM (dNqv+)

=========

>=====>The Joke>=====>
Aetius451AD's head

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 03:14 PM (LvTSG)

264 Cripes - some of us just ate lunch!

Posted by: 496 at March 08, 2022 03:14 PM (VJsqe)

265 180 I don't know if any of y'all have ever watched the show Naked and Afraid, but this past Sunday they had the first transgender contestant, Terra, who had breasts and a penis.
No wonder why this world is F'd up.

https://tinyurl.com/mwm5ux37
Posted by: redridinghood at March 08, 2022 03:07 PM (NpAcC)

If I was ever to sign up for something like that (which I wouldn't), and I got paired up with a trannie like that -- I'd be looking for the first poisonous snake or other predator to take me out. Every other guy (real dude, XY chromosones) gets a decent looking real woman (XX chromosones) to look at.

The trannie got him/herself a booboo - scratched nipple. S/he is lucky that is all it got out in the sticks.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 08, 2022 03:14 PM (N39Ws)

266 Do these videos and camps qualify as "work" for these people? Are they putting food on the table while grooming kids?
Posted by: Rick "Dick" Wilson at March 08, 2022 03:08 PM
++++
I'll be these kids' parents spend at least a thousand bucks to send them there.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2022 03:14 PM (DU+/6)

267 of dead sox

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 08, 2022 03:14 PM (yrol0)

268 194 147 We used to burn witches.

I'm not sure why we stopped the practice.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 08, 2022 03:04 PM (PLZfc)

Might take a while to burn that crew. How about making some soap?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 08, 2022 03:08 PM (o2MD2)

Can we turn that into biodiesel?

Posted by: Roy at March 08, 2022 03:15 PM (Dp+Ys)

269 Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 08, 2022 03:13 PM (dNqv+)

I think BSG was snark because Sooth said Star Wars in his post.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 08, 2022 03:15 PM (rmJzs)

270 >>>I'm just glad that California is off the hook on this one.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

First time in a long time.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 08, 2022 03:15 PM (XSRBF)

271 I would love to know what type of contract you have to sign to send your kid to this shit. I mean, there has to be some sort of all encompassing "We are not responsible for ANYTHING that occurs while "X" is here".

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 08, 2022 03:15 PM (AD3JT)

272 You figure they can get transfer credit for Badgering the Witness?

Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 08, 2022 03:15 PM (vT/Eg)

273 We could also talk about the potential for nuclear war. Sounds kind of nice after all.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 08, 2022 03:11 PM (z5Vrg)

Yeah, it does seem nice at this point.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 08, 2022 03:15 PM (4GFH7)

274 hmm, this "America" of which you speak. It's not what I was promised, bugman.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 08, 2022 03:15 PM (ZZK0E)

275 "Where's the FBI when you need them?"

Looks like four of them right there... in disguise of course.

Posted by: Ma Duece at March 08, 2022 03:15 PM (0dmP2)

276 The little blue booty logo at the top of the agenda is a cute touch.

Death to Pedos.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 08, 2022 03:15 PM (dpmG8)

277 >>All the good tube for high end audio are made in Russia for military aircraft.

How do you Bias a Tubeset while flying?

Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2022 03:15 PM (lhr6a)

278 If you're a parent sending kids to this shit, well you're a really shitty parent. That's about all I can say.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 08, 2022 03:15 PM (OalnH)

279 Tanya the Witch would look a whole lot better if she lost some pounds and wore contacts. Then she might have a real boyfriend instead of inanimate objects.

(Re-reads her bio)

Or does she have boyfriends, girlfriends, and inanimate objects?

Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 08, 2022 03:16 PM (petwK)

280 I feel like AllenG with my mantra, but here it is again:

Neck.
Millstone.
Sea.

Some assembly required.

Posted by: pookysgirl, New Testament in hand at March 08, 2022 03:16 PM (XKZwp)

281 >=====>The Joke>=====>
Aetius451AD's head
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 03:14 PM (LvTSG)

EdgeLord TJM.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 08, 2022 03:16 PM (dNqv+)

282 After the fapping do they sit around a fire toasting marshmallows and tell ghost stories?

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 08, 2022 03:16 PM (sVfvf)

283 We know. You never shut up about it.

Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2022 03:13 PM (lhr6a)

Seems like it would be kind of a big thing.

Posted by: ... at March 08, 2022 03:16 PM (D/Tly)

284 Dad: Son I am sending you to Summer Camp.
Son: Dad is that the baseball camp you said we could not afford.
Dad: Nope Son sorry, but you will be catching!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 08, 2022 03:16 PM (yrol0)

285 I don't see any SEXY associated with any of the people running Sexy Camp.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 08, 2022 03:16 PM (OalnH)

286
OT:

Zelensky signaling he will accept "some" of Putin's terms.

Over at Hoft's Gateway.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 08, 2022 03:16 PM (s2VJv)

287 This story says Trooper Schuck is "seriously injured." Hopefully she pulls through with no long lasting issues.

https://yhoo.it/360OQqi

Posted by: bonhomme at March 08, 2022 03:16 PM (8/9Tc)

288 Yes at Red Flag...... I hope Biden does not task the Aggressor Sq at Nellis to fly the MiGs over Ukraine.

261 Actually the US has flown MiGs in the past and maintained them.

Starting with Operation Moolah that got a North Korean MiG-15 Faggot to MiG-21s from the Israelis.

And for a quite a few years the Luftwaffe kept their MiG-29s and US pilots would fly against them.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 08, 2022 03:16 PM (kuH1f)

289 281 >=====>The Joke>=====>
Aetius451AD's head
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 03:14 PM (LvTSG)

EdgeLord TJM.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 08, 2022 03:16 PM (dNqv+)

===========

*screams deeply into the storm clouds in slow motion*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 03:16 PM (LvTSG)

290 thanks, Rufo....the founders of Sexy Camp are big fat witches.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 08, 2022 03:16 PM (ZZK0E)

291
Pretty sure that was Battlestar Galactica.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

You really ought to bone up on your sci-fi. We're all embarrassed for you.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 08, 2022 03:17 PM (j7i25)

292
A drunk driver in Florida was SCREAMING down a closed road toward a 10K foot race. Trooper Toni Schuck made the difficult decision to be struck head on rather than allow the drunk to kill the runners.

https://bit.ly/363lzeU
Posted by: bonhomme at March 08, 2022 03:14 PM (8/9Tc)

Wow.......Talk about sacrificing the body. Geez.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 08, 2022 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)

293 Caitlin Cummings? - that pig's parents ruined a perfectly good porn star name.

Posted by: Roy at March 08, 2022 03:17 PM (Dp+Ys)

294 271 I would love to know what type of contract you have to sign to send your kid to this shit. I mean, there has to be some sort of all encompassing "We are not responsible for ANYTHING that occurs while "X" is here".
Posted by: Ktgreat at March 08, 2022 03:15 PM (AD3JT)

I'm pretty sure that any contract involving illegal activity is automatically unenforceable.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 08, 2022 03:17 PM (6FeV1)

295 Psychopaths. All of them.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 08, 2022 03:17 PM (rmJzs)

296 instead of waiting for the slow wheels of justice.
Posted by: Blago at March 08, 2022 03:09 PM (vkK+B)

There is no "justice."

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 08, 2022 03:17 PM (II3Gr)

297 272 You figure they can get transfer credit for Badgering the Witness?
Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 08, 2022 03:15 PM (vT/Eg)

I read that as buggering the witness.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 08, 2022 03:17 PM (yrol0)

298 248 I mean, is there a group of women in KY with a greater reliance on masturbation than these 4? Veritable masters of the craft, all.
________________

Maybe at the Judds' houses?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2022 03:17 PM (k4dH2)

299 I think BSG was snark because Sooth said Star Wars in his post.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 08, 2022 03:15 PM (rmJzs)

lol, I skipped over that. Makes more sense now.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 08, 2022 03:17 PM (Rl7KJ)

300 291
Pretty sure that was Battlestar Galactica.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

You really ought to bone up on your sci-fi. We're all embarrassed for you.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 08, 2022 03:17 PM (j7i25)

========

But the guy who said Klingons were in Star Wars has nothing to apologize for! Nothing!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 03:17 PM (LvTSG)

301 290 thanks, Rufo....the founders of Sexy Camp are big fat witches.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 08, 2022 03:16 PM (ZZK0E)

"Ruffies for Rufo!"

- - Bill Cosby

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 08, 2022 03:18 PM (s2VJv)

302 Remember also that places like CA were attempting ban any "camp" that had a religious component that tried to talk kids out of homosexuality.

But "Camp Pedo" is perfectly acceptable. Law enforcement seems too busy with rounding up J6 sympathizers to maybe take a look.

Posted by: Blago at March 08, 2022 03:18 PM (vkK+B)

303 Can we hope there is video of the drunk driver having their body slowly torn apart?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 08, 2022 03:18 PM (tqRnF)

304 They're all queer, overweight and asturbate..

Mystery solved.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 08, 2022 03:18 PM (NW9xb)

305 My mind went to the comparative morality of Putin and Biden. I was not encouraged. Different, but not better. Maybe worse.

Posted by: kraken at March 08, 2022 03:18 PM (Vr12I)

306 185 I learned how to choke the chicken all by myself...and there wasn't interwebs back in the 40s
Posted by: Dingbat at March 08, 2022 03:05 PM (LXWTj)

You were in your 40s? I was a teenager when I learned how to strangle the dragon.
====
I need to correct the record. Beverly Jean gave me some lessons in the 50's at the drive-in picture show.

Posted by: dingbat at March 08, 2022 03:18 PM (LXWTj)

307 293 Caitlin Cummings? - that pig's parents ruined a perfectly good porn star name.
Posted by: Roy at March 08, 2022 03:17 PM (Dp+Ys)

Dick or Constance.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 08, 2022 03:18 PM (s2VJv)

308 You know. I don't care. Let them do their thing.
Parents, and I use at term loosely, who send their children there are the real bad guys.

And people will send their underage kids. And post about it on social media. And he so very, very proud.

I don't care.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 08, 2022 03:18 PM (W2Pud)

309 Hello fellow conservatives, before we get carried away and pile on those young women, I ask that you view those wonderful educators as human beings. That's all I'm saying.

Posted by: Matt Schlapp at March 08, 2022 03:19 PM (4thlk)

310 They are all rather large, unattractive women or reasonable facsimiles of women. I wonder if that could have anything to do with them being insane?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 08, 2022 03:19 PM (ZLI7S)

311 270 >>>I'm just glad that California is off the hook on this one.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

First time in a long time.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 08, 2022 03:15 PM (XSRBF)
___________

You're telling me!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2022 03:19 PM (YqDXo)

312 300 291
Pretty sure that was Battlestar Galactica.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

You really ought to bone up on your sci-fi. We're all embarrassed for you.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 08, 2022 03:17 PM (j7i25)

========

But the guy who said Klingons were in Star Wars has nothing to apologize for! Nothing!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 03:17 PM (LvTSG)

It's about time you learn that some posters are more equal than others.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 08, 2022 03:19 PM (z5Vrg)

313 Hmmm.

[reconsiders the possible virtues of burning at the stake]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 08, 2022 03:19 PM (9Fwwf)

314 Confuse them

Ask if they masturbate or aerate

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 08, 2022 03:19 PM (tqRnF)

315 So.. If the Sexy Sex Camp is about sex..

Is the Grooming Groom camp set up by David French not about manscaping then?

Posted by: Blanco at March 08, 2022 03:19 PM (mgx4p)

316 304 They're all queer, overweight and asturbate..

Mystery solved.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 08, 2022 03:18 PM (NW9xb)

*Sound of Robert Stack doing an "aw shucks" snapping of fingers.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 08, 2022 03:19 PM (s2VJv)

317 Zelensky signaling he will accept "some" of Putin's terms.

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well, good. Let's end this shit.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 08, 2022 03:19 PM (ZZK0E)

318 This crap can't be legal.
Posted by: Vic at March 08, 2022 02:57 PM (mZwKe)
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I am sure it isn't. It's woke, though, and therefore immune. They should all be in prison, as should the parents who sent kids to their facility. They won't be, though. Not now, not ever.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2022 03:19 PM (DU+/6)

319 So this is what they meant by Norms Restored.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 08, 2022 03:19 PM (SH2Zi)

320 I would not boink any of them even with Clinton's penis...

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 08, 2022 03:19 PM (kuH1f)

321 Fugly pervert: "Masterbation is awsome!"
10 year old: "I tried and it didn't work."
Fugly pervert: "You're not doing it right. Here, let me show you . . . ."

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 08, 2022 03:19 PM (iFTx/)

322 Matthew 18:6 . IMO This stuff is damnable. The people of Kentucky who live nearby ought to be praying against this camp that wants to sexualize children. Does Witchy Woman have a side line of providing child "escorts" for pedophiles?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 08, 2022 03:19 PM (FDiVc)

323 312 But the guy who said Klingons were in Star Wars has nothing to apologize for! Nothing!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 03:17 PM (LvTSG)

It's about time you learn that some posters are more equal than others.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 08, 2022 03:19 PM (z5Vrg)

========

I am well aware of my status a meat popsicle.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 03:19 PM (LvTSG)

324 . I wonder if that could have anything to do with them being insane?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 08, 2022 03:19 PM (ZLI7S)

Crazy/Hot Matrix to the White Courtesy Phone.

Posted by: ... at March 08, 2022 03:20 PM (D/Tly)

325 Its like the run these chicks off from the same mold

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 08, 2022 03:20 PM (KZzsI)

326 185 I learned how to choke the chicken all by myself...and there wasn't interwebs back in the 40s
Posted by: Dingbat at March 08, 2022 03:05 PM (LXWTj)

Thank you Sears magazine bra pages...

Posted by: Stateless at March 08, 2022 03:20 PM (FsZ2q)

327 314 Confuse them

Ask if they masturbate or aerate
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 08, 2022 03:19 PM (tqRnF)

I always thought the Irish airline Aer Lingus was too tempting a target for ridicule.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 08, 2022 03:20 PM (s2VJv)

328 I bet Twitter doesn't have a problem promoting this crap.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 08, 2022 03:20 PM (rmJzs)

329 Wow.......Talk about sacrificing the body. Geez.
Posted by: Sponge
___

Fortunately, she's at home recuperating.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 08, 2022 03:20 PM (aEubh)

330 > Remember also that places like CA were attempting ban any "camp" that had a religious component that tried to talk kids out of homosexuality.

I'm pretty sure a law was recently passed that would classify a PARENT saying to their child, "I love you, but I think you're rushing into making lifelong changes as too young an age," as a hate crime and "conversion therapy."

Posted by: bonhomme at March 08, 2022 03:20 PM (8/9Tc)

331 "A host of witchy women" could be any suburban wine and book club.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 08, 2022 03:20 PM (OeBYn)

332

lol @ loser Zelensky and his Fake News cronies trying to save face

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 08, 2022 03:20 PM (j7i25)

333 It'd be real nice right about now if someone were to declare a most Holy Inquisition.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead!

I watched The Boondock Saints last night for the first time, never having known anything about it before. Loved it entirely too much, especially Willem Defoe's over-the-top FBI agent, possibly because unlike my younger self, I think now would be a great time for a Olde Schoole Roman Catholic Crusade to flense the filth from our country.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 08, 2022 03:21 PM (dpmG8)

334 Don't let the rolls of pasty white flab and goofy buck toothed smiles fool you- these are smoldering, scale-covered demons

Posted by: LASue at March 08, 2022 03:21 PM (Ed8Zd)

335 I don't care.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 08, 2022 03:18 PM (W2Pud)

I don't care myself because I don't have kids, and am not planning on it, but i *do* care because it's only a matter of time until this shit is part of the public school education, and people can get arrested for saying it's horrible and can't be allowed.

Live and let live is great, but it has to be reciprocal.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 08, 2022 03:21 PM (6FeV1)

336 Some people just need ________

Posted by: ...

Setting on fire?

Posted by: Sharkman at March 08, 2022 03:21 PM (dpmG8)

337 Why can't I be more loyal to Biden's America?!

Demonic shit like this is the iceberg above water.

Posted by: trev006 at March 08, 2022 03:21 PM (Eqkqm)

338 248 I mean, is there a group of women in KY with a greater reliance on masturbation than these 4? Veritable masters of the craft, all.

***

It is the land of KY Jelly, after all

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 08, 2022 03:22 PM (lCui1)

339 332 lol @ loser Zelensky and his Fake News cronies trying to save face

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 08, 2022 03:20 PM (j7i25)

Soros must have lost a bundle if Zelensky cries uncle

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 08, 2022 03:22 PM (s2VJv)

340 how to choke the chicken all by myself...and there wasn't interwebs back in the 40s
Posted by: Dingbat at March 08, 2022 03:05 PM (LXWTj)

Yeah, if you had some instructions then you would have figured it out before 30 and known that Ben gay was not lube for it

Posted by: Y5 at March 08, 2022 03:22 PM (KrdbI)

341 I like big butts, but dey's just obnoxious.

Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at March 08, 2022 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)

342 302 Remember also that places like CA were attempting ban any "camp" that had a religious component that tried to talk kids out of homosexuality.

OUT: Gay conversion therapy
IN: Genderfluid masturbation camps for kids.

Progress, democrat style.

Posted by: red speck at March 08, 2022 03:22 PM (gS3OW)

343 Matthew 18:6
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Fen, yep.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 08, 2022 03:22 PM (aEubh)

344 You know what rhymes with 'Witch'?

Posted by: Miss Lillian at March 08, 2022 03:22 PM (pbStR)

345 >>336 Some people just need ________

Posted by: ...

Setting on fire?
Posted by: Sharkman

Snarin'

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 08, 2022 03:22 PM (GYllL)

346 344 You know what rhymes with 'Witch'?
Posted by: Miss Lillian at March 08, 2022 03:22 PM (pbStR)

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Orange?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 03:22 PM (LvTSG)

347 For years now, if you're a dad or a grandfather at the park with your daughter or granddaughter, you can't spend time with her on the playground without 47 iPhones clenched in the chubby hands of soccer moms photographing you like a rock on Mars.

But now there's sex camps.

Aldous Huxley, call your office.

Posted by: Azathoth at March 08, 2022 03:23 PM (W3VUu)

348
And because Andy Beshear is the governor, there's zero chance to arrest these fiends for child sexual abuse.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 08, 2022 03:23 PM (s2VJv)

349 That's strange. I learned how to masturbate without going to summer camp. I just learned on my own, and I think just about everybody else learned that way, too.

...And this was way, way before you could learn on the Internet.

Posted by: Ralph at March 08, 2022 03:23 PM (Qf//C)

350
Remind me again which American big-balled general literally summoned the Emperor of Japan to US Navy ship to officially surrender?

That was Epic.

I hope Putin does the same thing to Zelensky, just to shame Europe and biden and Fake News.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 08, 2022 03:23 PM (j7i25)

351 ___

Fortunately, she's at home recuperating.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 08, 2022 03:20 PM (aEubh)

God is great.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 08, 2022 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

352 I am no longer live and let live. I've been converted.

Posted by: ... at March 08, 2022 03:23 PM (D/Tly)

353 "You've got to click on that tweet to see the pics and read the bios."

No, No I don't.

Posted by: SkylerKat at March 08, 2022 03:23 PM (SXIn9)

354 325 Its like the run these chicks off from the same mold
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 08, 2022 03:20 PM (KZzsI)

Mold, fungus, whatever's in season.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 08, 2022 03:23 PM (6FeV1)

355 In fairness, for residents of that state it is a camp or a sibling

Tomato tomato

Posted by: Y5 at March 08, 2022 03:23 PM (KrdbI)

356 But the guy who said Klingons were in Star Wars has nothing to apologize for! Nothing!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 03:17 PM (LvTSG)

It appears that Soothsayer's long standing schtick went over your head

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 08, 2022 03:24 PM (rmJzs)

357 The Kentucky AG might be interested in this "camp."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 08, 2022 03:24 PM (BFigT)

358 huh. four fatties. what a surprise. this is what prisons are for

Posted by: x at March 08, 2022 03:24 PM (uQFwj)

359 God is great.
Posted by: Sponge
___

Yes He is.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 08, 2022 03:24 PM (aEubh)

360 Speaking of trannies, anybody see Naked and Afraid last weekend? Some big ugly dude that claimed to be a woman was on and grew a beard and moustache during the "challenge". Also poked his fake tit on a stick and had to get stitched up so his implant wouldn't pop out in the desert.

Posted by: wth at March 08, 2022 03:24 PM (v0R5T)

361 356 But the guy who said Klingons were in Star Wars has nothing to apologize for! Nothing!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 03:17 PM (LvTSG)

It appears that Soothsayer's long standing schtick went over your head
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 08, 2022 03:24 PM (rmJzs)

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No, I got it, which was my response was about BSG.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 03:25 PM (LvTSG)

362 Could this possibly be fake? It's all too outrageous and crazy.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 08, 2022 03:25 PM (DcKNO)

363 359 God is great.
Posted by: Sponge
___

Yes He is.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 08, 2022 03:24 PM (aEubh)

And he is Just. Do we want Justice?

Posted by: kraken at March 08, 2022 03:25 PM (Vr12I)

364 331 "A host of witchy women" could be any suburban wine and book club.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 08, 2022 03:20 PM (OeBYn)

Wherever two or three are gathered with chardonnay and Xanax...

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 08, 2022 03:25 PM (II3Gr)

365 That's strange. I learned how to masturbate without going to summer camp. I just learned on my own, and I think just about everybody else learned that way, too.

...And this was way, way before you could learn on the Internet.

Posted by: Ralph at March 08, 2022 03:23 PM (Qf//C)

School of hard knocks.

Sponsored by Sears and Roebuck.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 08, 2022 03:25 PM (SH2Zi)

366 Speaking of trannies, anybody see Naked and Afraid last weekend?
_

Nope, and never will.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 08, 2022 03:25 PM (aEubh)

367 Here's a link to a story of a woman brought into the Orgasm Cult. She never had an orgasm before and ended up exploited.

https://tinyurl.com/4zx5v332

It was interesting to me since it was a cult started by a woman.

Posted by: Stateless at March 08, 2022 03:25 PM (FsZ2q)

368 So, taking a step back, I have a question.

Nothing in the screenshots that I see indicates that these programs are for children. Their website also does not make any mention of children. Interestingly, though, the website also doesn't say anything about being adults-only. In addition, this "camp" is in Kentucky but the organization - "sexy sex ed" - is based in San Francisco (sorry, Deplorable Jay, CA is not off the hook).

It's all terribly puzzling. It would not surprise me at all if this is for kids, but it doesn't explicitly state that. A "sexy summer camp" could conceivably be targeted at woke-ass slutty young adults on break after their first year as Womyn's Studies majors.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2022 03:25 PM (DU+/6)

369 As long as we're bringing up intra-Horde trolling, don't trust Muldoon with a book review, is all I'm sayin'.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 08, 2022 03:25 PM (PiwSw)

370 "self-managed abortions". WTF?

Maybe we should be looking forward to the upcoming nuclear apocalypse. At least it would take out some of these degenerates with it.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 08, 2022 03:06 PM (Rl7KJ)

back to the proverbial coat hanger?

Posted by: Oldcat at March 08, 2022 03:25 PM (eoQWY)

371 177 Serious question.

Why are women doing this?

When did the pedo switch flip from men to women?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 08, 2022 03:02 PM (DlaLS)

Almost guaranteed they were victimized as children. 100 percent guarantee they were raised by freaks. I'm ashamed of the father of the leader's nephews for not defending his children from that monster.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at March 08, 2022 03:25 PM (fpzDt)

372 354 325 Its like the run these chicks off from the same mold
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 08, 2022 03:20 PM (KZzsI)

Mold, fungus, whatever's in season.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 08, 2022 03:23 PM (6FeV1)

Growing under their flaps and folds.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 08, 2022 03:25 PM (II3Gr)

373

They are evil perverts. They, along with any parents who send their children to this perverted camp should be arrested for pedophilia and child abuse.

Posted by: four seasons at March 08, 2022 03:26 PM (PisyI)

374 Yeah, if you had some instructions then you would have figured it out before 30 and known that Ben gay was not lube for it
Posted by: Y5 at March 08, 2022 03:22 PM (KrdbI)
____________

My HS baseball team had some REALLY hot Ben-Gay-like stuff ("Atomic Balm") that we pitchers used to use on sore arms. You had to keep a weather eye out on your locker, or someone would put some of that shit in your jock strap. We'd see somebody out in the field squirming around frantically and we'd all laugh. Shoulda watched your locker!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2022 03:26 PM (YqDXo)

375 Scatter. Neutron Bombs. Salt the earth.

It's the only way to be sure ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 08, 2022 03:26 PM (zdPR9)

376 Posted by: Sharkman at March 08, 2022 03:21 PM (dpmG8

The sequel not as good but I think you would like it. I did.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 08, 2022 03:26 PM (rmJzs)

377
Rule #1 at AoS: never apologize

Rule #2: never explain jokes/memes

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 08, 2022 03:26 PM (j7i25)

378 373

They are evil perverts. They, along with any parents who send their children to this perverted camp should be arrested for pedophilia and child abuse.

Posted by: four seasons at March 08, 2022 03:26 PM (PisyI)

Also child trafficking.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 08, 2022 03:26 PM (II3Gr)

379 And he is Just. Do we want Justice?
Posted by: kraken
___

Yes He is, and yes we do.

Ultimately, we will all get it, one way or the other.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 08, 2022 03:26 PM (aEubh)

380
Growing under their flaps and folds.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 08, 2022 03:25 PM (II3Gr)

On the bright side, they won't have to go far for mayonnaise.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 08, 2022 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

381 I watched The Boondock Saints last night for the first time, never having known anything about it before. Loved it entirely too much, especially Willem Defoe's over-the-top FBI agent, possibly because unlike my younger self, I think now would be a great time for a Olde Schoole Roman Catholic Crusade to flense the filth from our country.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 08, 2022 03:21 PM (dpmG

What are you gonna do with all that rope ?

hahah, that's a funny one

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 08, 2022 03:27 PM (M+Lyo)

382 The Sideshows are back. Do they let the townies pay to watch?

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 08, 2022 03:27 PM (sVfvf)

383 For years now, if you're a dad or a grandfather at the park with your daughter or granddaughter, you can't spend time with her on the playground without 47 iPhones clenched in the chubby hands of soccer moms photographing you like a rock on Mars.
Posted by: Azathoth

All the township cops just wave to me when they roll by as they 'respond' to the Karens' calls.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 08, 2022 03:27 PM (Msys3)

384 Rule #1 at AoS: never apologize

Rule #2: never explain jokes/memes
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 08, 2022 03:26 PM (j7i25)

I don't get it.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 08, 2022 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)

385
My HS baseball team had some REALLY hot Ben-Gay-like stuff ("Atomic Balm") that we pitchers used to use on sore arms. You had to keep a weather eye out on your locker, or someone would put some of that shit in your jock strap. We'd see somebody out in the field squirming around frantically and we'd all laugh. Shoulda watched your locker!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevar

Liquid heat?

Posted by: Y5 at March 08, 2022 03:27 PM (KrdbI)

386 377
Rule #1 at AoS: never apologize

Rule #2: never explain jokes/memes
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 08, 2022 03:26 PM (j7i25)

========

Sorry.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 03:27 PM (LvTSG)

387 Good G-D

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 08, 2022 03:27 PM (d0Qel)

388 329 Wow.......Talk about sacrificing the body. Geez.
Posted by: Sponge
___

Fortunately, she's at home recuperating.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 08, 2022 03:20 PM (aEubh)

-----

What happened to the drunk?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 08, 2022 03:27 PM (dfRN6)

389 They are evil perverts. They, along with any parents who send their children to this perverted camp should be arrested for pedophilia and child abuse.

Posted by: four seasons at March 08, 2022 03:26 PM (PisyI)

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Which should be capital crimes.

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 08, 2022 03:27 PM (zdPR9)

390 Rule #2: never explain jokes/memes

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 08, 2022 03:26 PM (j7i25)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE ONE OF THE MEMES EXPLAINS JOKES AND MEMES.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 08, 2022 03:27 PM (D/Tly)

391

How YOU doin?

Posted by: Nicky Necro at March 08, 2022 03:28 PM (tWgL6)

392 Correction to my previous - this is a name collision. The site I was looking at was .com, not .org. The .org URL does indeed open with the tagline:
All Ages | All Bodies

Burn it down.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2022 03:28 PM (DU+/6)

393 I'm officially a million years old.

In 6th grade, they used to separate boys and girls for a very clinical Birds & Bees talk given by teachers at the school. It was all very embarrassing and required parental sign-off.

And now, parents apparently voluntarily pay to send their even younger kids to explicit, hands-on porn camp run by seriously sick individuals.

Posted by: red speck at March 08, 2022 03:28 PM (gS3OW)

394 In addition, this "camp" is in Kentucky but the organization - "sexy sex ed" - is based in San Francisco (sorry, Deplorable Jay, CA is not off the hook).
____________

Ah, shit. I knew it was too good to be true.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2022 03:28 PM (YqDXo)

395 392 Correction to my previous - this is a name collision. The site I was looking at was .com, not .org. The .org URL does indeed open with the tagline:
All Ages | All Bodies

Burn it down.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2022 03:28 PM (DU+/6)

=========

You know what to do in penance.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 03:28 PM (LvTSG)

396 What happened to the drunk?
___

*shrugs*

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 08, 2022 03:28 PM (aEubh)

397 Didn't this lady raise a kid named Chuckie? The one from SOA.

Posted by: Lloyd at March 08, 2022 03:28 PM (G/lrn)

398 It's all terribly puzzling. It would not surprise me at all if this is for kids, but it doesn't explicitly state that. A "sexy summer camp" could conceivably be targeted at woke-ass slutty young adults on break after their first year as Womyn's Studies majors.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2022 03:25 PM (DU+/6)

"As soon as my nephews could talk, they were doing that."

This isn't some kind of Fyre Festival in the woods. They're kiddie f*ckers.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 08, 2022 03:28 PM (6FeV1)

399 Rule #2: never explain jokes/memes
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 08, 2022 03:26 PM (j7i25)

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 08, 2022 03:28 PM (SH2Zi)

400 379 And he is Just. Do we want Justice?
Posted by: kraken
___

Yes He is, and yes we do.

Ultimately, we will all get it, one way or the other.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 08, 2022 03:26 PM (aEubh)

Just be SURE to be covered by Jesus' righteousness before the Judgement part!

Posted by: kraken at March 08, 2022 03:28 PM (Vr12I)

401 I'm going LONG on woodchippers.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 08, 2022 03:29 PM (wtvvX)

402 Oh, and as far as I'm concerned, Desmond is Amazing's mother should be doing life for child sex trafficking, procurement of a child for sexual performance, and child abuse.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 08, 2022 03:29 PM (II3Gr)

403 Teenagers are pretty much Ph.D. candidates in masturbation studies. These courses are just grooming pitched as education, which is how an increasing number of female teachers seem to approach public education.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 08, 2022 03:29 PM (KFhLj)

404 @219
Well I learned that on the Witcher they routinely show dead babies - and babies being torn apart.

----

Weird. You'd think I would remember that, since I've seen both seasons of the show. There have been two significant infant deaths, one in each season. Both were assassinations in which the infant was specifically targeted due to the infant's patentage. The one in the first season was accidentally smothered by her protector, iirc. The second was killed in its crib at night, and the infant wasn't shown. In both cases, the infant's death marked an important plot development.

Posted by: junior at March 08, 2022 03:29 PM (5LMiF)

405 368 So, taking a step back, I have a question.

Nothing in the screenshots that I see indicates that these programs are for children. Their website also does not make any mention of children. Interestingly, though, the website also doesn't say anything about being adults-only. In addition, this "camp" is in Kentucky but the organization - "sexy sex ed" - is based in San Francisco (sorry, Deplorable Jay, CA is not off the hook).

It's all terribly puzzling. It would not surprise me at all if this is for kids, but it doesn't explicitly state that. A "sexy summer camp" could conceivably be targeted at woke-ass slutty young adults on break after their first year as Womyn's Studies majors.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2022 03:25 PM (DU+/6)
____________________________

True, but there are references to "all ages" as participants. As I read the activities and events, they are aimed primarily at tween-age kids. Anyone older than that wouldn't have much use for the program as they would already know what they need to know.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 08, 2022 03:29 PM (iFTx/)

406 A modest proposal: crisis averting, family friendly common sense universal mandatory sodomy for the kids!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at March 08, 2022 03:29 PM (ObFlJ)

407 I hope Putin does the same thing to Zelensky, just to shame Europe and biden and Fake News.

Posted by: Soothsayer

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um, ok...

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 08, 2022 03:29 PM (ZZK0E)

408 I thought Rule 1 was pics or it didn't happen. Rule 2 is never trust a shelf. And Rule 3 is uhhhh... ummmm....

Posted by: Rick Perry at March 08, 2022 03:30 PM (D/Tly)

409 Wasn't there a story out of China a few years ago about how they couldn't field an army anymore because all the teenagers and 20-somethings had effed up their vascular systems in their groins by jerking off so damn much that they couldn't be deemed fit for service?

Posted by: Warai-otoko

An unintended consequence of China's one child policy. Females are normally about 51% of any country's population. China killed so many of its girl children that the proportion in the younger generations was something like 53% male to 47% female. Some absolutely mind-bogglingly huge number of young men (like over 100 million) had no chance statistically of ever finding a mate. There weren't any women. So they beat themselves into oblivion.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 08, 2022 03:30 PM (dpmG8)

410 >>>It was interesting to me since it was a cult started by a woman.

Posted by: Stateless at March 08, 2022 03:25 PM (FsZ2q)

Hi.

Posted by: Elizabeth Holmes at March 08, 2022 03:30 PM (QYPq3)

411
Orange?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Terse humor.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 08, 2022 03:30 PM (CTJwJ)

412 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE ONE OF THE MEMES EXPLAINS JOKES AND MEMES.

I don't get it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 08, 2022 03:30 PM (KZzsI)

413 Just be SURE to be covered by Jesus' righteousness before the Judgement part!
Posted by: kraken
___

Yep.

Unfortunately, most people will continue to refuse His gift of salvation, to their eternal detriment.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 08, 2022 03:30 PM (aEubh)

414 My HS baseball team had some REALLY hot Ben-Gay-like stuff ("Atomic Balm") that we pitchers used to use on sore arms.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Cramergesic?

Yeah, we did the same. LOL. Good times.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 08, 2022 03:30 PM (Msys3)

415 This is so messed up. But unfortunately, so was the way we did it back in the 1970's.

Posted by: Drc at March 08, 2022 03:30 PM (vbaSG)

416 Rule #2: never explain jokes/memes
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 08, 2022 03:26 PM (j7i25)

You see, it's funny because it's a fat cat that wants a cheeseburger and it's misspelled because cats never learn to read.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 08, 2022 03:30 PM (UuD2k)

417 5 minutes- just give me 5 minutes.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 08, 2022 03:30 PM (IpA6J)

418 Orange?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Terse humor.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 08, 2022 03:30 PM (CTJwJ)

What if it's green?

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 08, 2022 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

419 And now, parents apparently voluntarily pay to send their even younger kids to explicit, hands-on porn camp run by seriously sick individuals.
Posted by: red speck at March 08, 2022 03:28 PM (gS3OW)

And apparently fat ugly ones

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 08, 2022 03:31 PM (d0Qel)

420 And he is Just. Do we want Justice?

As RC Sproul says, God no. We want mercy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 08, 2022 03:31 PM (KZzsI)

421 Oh dear, other than the ones in the screenshot, there are other compelling "workshops" for attendees:
* Over Sexualization & Policing of Blackness
* The 3 P's: Pee, Poop, and Pleasure!
* Eugenics in Appalachia
* Navigating Sex, Pleasure, and Liberation as a Differently-Abled Person

Great folks, I'm sure.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2022 03:31 PM (DU+/6)

422 There needs to be a videographer standing ready at the entrance to these camps to expose the parents who bring them. Then have a great doxing.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at March 08, 2022 03:31 PM (Fs5vw)

423 Recruiting them while young for a lifetime of sexual depravity

Posted by: Skip at March 08, 2022 03:31 PM (2JoB8)

424 I have a very special episode of "To Catch a Predator" coming up this summer. Be sure to watch.

Posted by: Chris Hansen at March 08, 2022 03:31 PM (LaNzR)

425 Based in the photos, masturbation's all they got.

Posted by: Caliban at March 08, 2022 03:31 PM (HgGBT)

426 >>Yep.

>>Unfortunately, most people will continue to refuse His gift of salvation, to their eternal detriment.

The CrossFit crowd has nothing on you.

Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2022 03:31 PM (lhr6a)

427 So it appears that the controlling junta is going instigate and antagonize Russia into attacking us and kick off WWIII, by letting Poland fly old migs to a US airbase in Poland whereby Ukrainian pilots will then take off and fly back to Ukraine to engage the Russians.

This is f**king madness.

They are going to murder us all.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 08, 2022 03:32 PM (1G4SW)

428 "A host of witchy women" could be any suburban wine and book club.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 08, 2022 03:20 PM

Great...The Wine Moms of Eastwick".

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 08, 2022 03:32 PM (RkC6l)

429
The point is, three hundred years from now, humans won't want to talk about the "Gen Z" and "millennial" generation of kids.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 08, 2022 03:32 PM (j7i25)

430 Probably missed it, bud did anyone try a re-work of Allan Sherman's camp classic Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah, incorporating this new, exciting kind of camp experience?

Posted by: rhomboid at March 08, 2022 03:32 PM (OTzUX)

431 You know what to do in penance.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 03:28 PM (LvTSG)
++++
Seems inappropriate for this thread...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2022 03:32 PM (DU+/6)

432 5 minutes- just give me 5 minutes.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 08, 2022 03:30 PM (IpA6J)

You asked for it.......

https://youtu.be/7m7njvwB-Ks

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 08, 2022 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)

433 >> Based in the photos, masturbation's all they got.

Hand Rapists. All of them.

Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2022 03:32 PM (lhr6a)

434 For years now, if you're a dad or a grandfather at the park with your daughter or granddaughter, you can't spend time with her on the playground without 47 iPhones clenched in the chubby hands of soccer moms photographing you like a rock on Mars.

Posted by: Azathoth

--------

Had a very attractive step-daughter, and refused to hug her in public (for the same reason) before she became a young woman.

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 08, 2022 03:32 PM (zdPR9)

435 I was just a kid in elementary school when I was introduced to show and tell / playing doctor by a neighbor girl. Kind of freaked me out if I'm being honest.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 08, 2022 03:32 PM (rmJzs)

436 What if it's green?
Posted by: Sponge
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No one speaks of me anymore.

Posted by: Puce at March 08, 2022 03:32 PM (CTJwJ)

437 Eugenics in Appalachia
___________

Now THAT'S got to be interesting.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2022 03:32 PM (YqDXo)

438 True, but there are references to "all ages" as participants. As I read the activities and events, they are aimed primarily at tween-age kids. Anyone older than that wouldn't have much use for the program as they would already know what they need to know.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 08, 2022 03:29 PM (iFTx/)

Opening weekend, a bunch of nevertrump neckbeards show up debating whether things are sandwiches.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 08, 2022 03:32 PM (SH2Zi)

439 You know it would cheaper to just have your kid watch Mistress T pron. She has an English accent so its totes educational.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 08, 2022 03:32 PM (sVfvf)

440 An unintended consequence of China's one child policy. Females are normally about 51% of any country's population. China killed so many of its girl children that the proportion in the younger generations was something like 53% male to 47% female. Some absolutely mind-bogglingly huge number of young men (like over 100 million) had no chance statistically of ever finding a mate. There weren't any women. So they beat themselves into oblivion.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 08, 2022 03:30 PM (dpmG

And in the US, the women are competing for the top 20% of men, so the remaining 80% get to jerk it if they want relief.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 08, 2022 03:33 PM (II3Gr)

441 The point is, three hundred years from now, humans won't want to talk about the "Gen Z" and "millennial" generation of kids.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 08, 2022 03:32 PM (j7i25)
++++
They might. In the way we talk about Visigoths and the fall of civilization.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2022 03:33 PM (DU+/6)

442 >>My HS baseball team had some REALLY hot Ben-Gay-like stuff ("Atomic Balm") that we pitchers used to use on sore arms.

We had that too. Found some creative ways to use it during football practice.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 08, 2022 03:33 PM (ZLI7S)

443 I don't think that is the "witchy woman" Don Henley was singing about.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 08, 2022 03:33 PM (UuD2k)

444 Posted by: junior at March 08, 2022 03:29 PM (5LMiF)

Why in either case does it need to be shown graphically? Cuz reasons? It's fucking gross. But I guess I'm super woke when it comes to showing representations of dead babies to move fictional plots along.

BTW I'm not telling anyone not to watch it. You do you.

IMO it's a piece of shit. I'm sorry I got the number of dead HD babies wrong.

Posted by: ... at March 08, 2022 03:33 PM (D/Tly)

445 440 And in the US, the women are competing for the top 20% of men, so the remaining 80% get to jerk it if they want relief.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 08, 2022 03:33 PM (II3Gr)

=========

Wait...I'm in the top 20%?

Noice...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 03:33 PM (LvTSG)

446 Welp. Time to toss the earth directly into the sun.

I did give you all a chance.

Posted by: God at March 08, 2022 03:33 PM (Hswbs)

447 I always thought the Irish airline Aer Lingus was too tempting a target for ridicule.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 08, 2022 03:20 PM (s2VJv)

Hold your tongue!

Posted by: naturalfake at March 08, 2022 03:34 PM (OMayC)

448 As RC Sproul says, God no. We want mercy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
___

Yes we do want mercy.

But like the Lord, we too want to see evil punished.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 08, 2022 03:34 PM (aEubh)

449 It is sooooo hard to participate in this thread without saying something that would get me banhammered and Ace in trouble.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 08, 2022 03:34 PM (6eU6O)

450 378 They are evil perverts. They, along with any parents who send their children to this perverted camp should be arrested for pedophilia and child abuse.

Posted by: four seasons at March 08, 2022 03:26 PM (PisyI)

Also child trafficking.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 08, 2022 03:26 PM (II3Gr)

Yeah! That's *OUR* job!

Posted by: The Feds at March 08, 2022 03:34 PM (DTX3h)

451
They might. In the way we talk about Visigoths and the fall of civilization.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

And break-dancing.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 08, 2022 03:34 PM (j7i25)

452 449 It is sooooo hard to participate in this thread without saying something that would get me banhammered and Ace in trouble.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 08, 2022 03:34 PM (6eU6O)

Just spout gibberish like the President.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 08, 2022 03:34 PM (UuD2k)

453 OK scanned the comments and was beaten badly and decisively with my late comment about the Naked and Afraid tranny. Oh, well.

Posted by: wth at March 08, 2022 03:34 PM (v0R5T)

454 Just saw that, odd one. Poland announces readiness to move its MiG-29s to Ramstein, asks for help in acquiring aircraft of similar capability. Poland also called on other countries with MiG-29s to do the same.

I sort of doubt it will get to that point, but Moscow will have to decide just how much they want to impose their will here. They can do it, but it may be costly in terms of air losses. But they bought the ticket, hard to see them not completing the ride.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 08, 2022 03:35 PM (OTzUX)

455 how can 4 completely unfuckable women get laid?

they improvise, adapt, & overcome.

Posted by: x at March 08, 2022 03:35 PM (uQFwj)

456
I saw Choke the Chicken open for Crack the Sky at the Prairieview Civic Center in '86.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 08, 2022 03:35 PM (OMayC)

457 I always thought the Irish airline Aer Lingus was too tempting a target for ridicule.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 08, 2022 03:20 PM (s2VJv)

Cunning!

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 08, 2022 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

458 For years now, if you're a dad or a grandfather at the park with your daughter or granddaughter, you can't spend time with her on the playground without 47 iPhones clenched in the chubby hands of soccer moms photographing you like a rock on Mars.

Posted by: Azathoth

As a father with daughters I resent the fuck out of this, and these bitches can all go fuck themselves with hot curling irons.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 08, 2022 03:35 PM (II3Gr)

459 And in the US, the women are competing for the top 20% of men, so the remaining 80% get to jerk it if they want relief.
Posted by: Insomniac
___

Glad I was able to snag a 20%er.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 08, 2022 03:35 PM (aEubh)

460 Eugenics in Appalachia
___________

Now THAT'S got to be interesting.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Where family trees are sticks?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 08, 2022 03:35 PM (6eU6O)

461 >>how can 4 completely unfuckable women get laid?

>>they improvise, adapt, & overcome.

And hoard a shitload of flour.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 08, 2022 03:35 PM (ZLI7S)

462 455 how can 4 completely unfuckable women get laid?

they improvise, adapt, & overcome.
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They hang around black guys.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 08, 2022 03:36 PM (sVfvf)

463 430 Probably missed it, bud did anyone try a re-work of Allan Sherman's camp classic Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah, incorporating this new, exciting kind of camp experience?

Posted by: rhomboid at March 08, 2022 03:32 PM (OTzUX)

--------

Here I am at ...
Camp Get-Offah

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 08, 2022 03:36 PM (zdPR9)

464 So they're the children on 1990s-New Age-Wine Mom-Ramtha belivin'-crystal wearing-Enya fan-Wicken practicing-Out on a Limb types. I used to wonder how they'd turn out.

Posted by: 29Victor at March 08, 2022 03:36 PM (L9RH/)

465 455 how can 4 completely unfuckable women get laid?

they improvise, adapt, & overcome.
Posted by: x at March 08, 2022 03:35 PM (uQFwj)

Please, you all know at least one dude that would bang those chicks. We had a guy in my frat, his nickname was literally, "Sewer Dick".

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 08, 2022 03:36 PM (UuD2k)

466 There was a time when these people and their 'camp' would have been burned out.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 08, 2022 03:36 PM (CTJwJ)

467 Please, you all know at least one dude that would bang those chicks. We had a guy in my frat, his nickname was literally, "Sewer Dick".
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 08, 2022 03:36 PM (UuD2k)

That's just gross.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 08, 2022 03:37 PM (II3Gr)

468 Putin's running a plain jane ground invasion, and the West is busy playing musical fighter jets in some ridiculous farce designed to do... what, exactly? Plausible Deniability that we're assisting the Ukrainians? All while the precious blameless Ukrainians they claim to love so much are dying on the ground. So what the hell is the point of this song and dance? Go to war, or fucking don't, you sick perverted fucks!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 08, 2022 03:37 PM (6FeV1)

469 460 Eugenics in Appalachia
___________
Now THAT'S got to be interesting.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Where family trees are sticks?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 08, 2022 03:35 PM (6eU6O)
______________

Six-fingered kids.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2022 03:37 PM (YqDXo)

470 his nickname was literally, "Sewer Dick".
-------

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 08, 2022 03:38 PM (CTJwJ)

471
"On November 13, Felix Unger was asked to remove himself from his place of residence." (Unger's unseen wife slams door, only to reopen it and hand Felix his pan.) "That request came from his wife. Deep down, he knew she was right, but he also knew that someday, he would return to her. With nowhere else to go, he appeared at the home of his childhood friend, Oscar Madison. Sometime earlier, Madison's wife had thrown him out, requesting that he never return. Can two divorced men share an apartment without driving each other crazy?"

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 08, 2022 03:38 PM (j7i25)

472 If they wanted to promote Sexy Sex Camp, they shouldn't have shown us what they look like.

Posted by: Caliban at March 08, 2022 03:38 PM (HgGBT)

473 468 Putin's running a plain jane ground invasion, and the West is busy playing musical fighter jets in some ridiculous farce designed to do... what, exactly? Plausible Deniability that we're assisting the Ukrainians? All while the precious blameless Ukrainians they claim to love so much are dying on the ground. So what the hell is the point of this song and dance? Go to war, or fucking don't, you sick perverted fucks!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 08, 2022 03:37 PM (6FeV1)

Can we not go to war and pretend we did?
-Biden administration

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 08, 2022 03:38 PM (z5Vrg)

474 Based in the photos, masturbation's all they got.
Posted by: Caliban at March 08, 2022 03:31 PM (HgGBT)
.......

Lopin' the mule.

Posted by: wth at March 08, 2022 03:38 PM (v0R5T)

475 Six-fingered kids.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2022 03:37 PM (YqDXo)

I'm looking for a six-fingered MAN.

Posted by: Inigo Montoya at March 08, 2022 03:38 PM (II3Gr)

476 Take it easy garrett. I mean shit, making an issue out of God in the *pedo* thread? Fuck knows there's a lot more most of us want to say here, and it's probably better to stick to the God talk.

Posted by: ... at March 08, 2022 03:39 PM (D/Tly)

477 My wife showed me a Video of a baby with seven fucking toes. Creepy.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 08, 2022 03:39 PM (sVfvf)

478 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 08, 2022 03:40 PM (arJlL)

479 I'm building my conservative case for fun summer camps with queer mountain woman.

Posted by: David French at March 08, 2022 03:40 PM (GYllL)

480 I'm looking for a six-fingered MAN.
Posted by: Inigo Montoya at March 08, 2022 03:38 PM

Do you always begin conversations like this?

Posted by: The Man in Black at March 08, 2022 03:40 PM (RkC6l)

481 >>My HS baseball team had some REALLY hot Ben-Gay-like stuff ("Atomic Balm") that we pitchers used to use on sore arms.

We had that too. Found some creative ways to use it during football practice.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 08, 2022 03:33 PM (ZLI7S)

The cross country team also found novel new uses too.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 08, 2022 03:40 PM (+3ARs)

482 So it appears that the controlling junta is going instigate and antagonize Russia into attacking us and kick off WWIII, by letting Poland fly old migs to a US airbase in Poland whereby Ukrainian pilots will then take off and fly back to Ukraine to engage the Russians.

This is f**king madness.

They are going to murder us all.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 08, 2022 03:32 PM (1G4SW)

Well no. They are flying them to Landstuhl and depositing them there for whomever

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 08, 2022 03:40 PM (d0Qel)

483 477 My wife showed me a Video of a baby with seven fucking toes. Creepy.
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 08, 2022 03:39 PM (sVfvf)

Toe fucking?

I know something that's gonna be in NEXT year's syllabus!

Posted by: Camp Humbert Director of Activites at March 08, 2022 03:41 PM (6FeV1)

484 After reading this post, I'm starting to think nuclear war wouldn't be so bad.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at March 08, 2022 03:41 PM (Fs5vw)

485 443 I don't think that is the "witchy woman" Don Henley was singing about.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 08, 2022 03:33 PM (UuD2k)

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I always assumed that was about Stevie Nicks.

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 08, 2022 03:41 PM (zdPR9)

486 If the Berkshires had a titty bar

this would the night crew

Posted by: REDACTED at March 08, 2022 03:42 PM (us2H3)

487 Know one guy? I knew a dozen at least. Sometimes I envied their lack of standards but not often.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 08, 2022 03:42 PM (rmJzs)

488 I always assumed that was about Stevie Nicks.
Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 08, 2022 03:41 PM (zdPR9)

That's disgusting.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 08, 2022 03:42 PM (Y5qcH)

489 484 After reading this post, I'm starting to think nuclear war wouldn't be so bad.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at March 08, 2022 03:41 PM (Fs5vw)

These fat pedo bitches
Make me want to puke
I've just fucking had it
Launch all the nukes!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 08, 2022 03:42 PM (II3Gr)

490 Actually the US has flown MiGs in the past and maintained them.

The US has had a small MiG fleet since the 60s that they use for wargames. I believe they're mostly at Area 51 and/or Nellis AFB in Las Vegas.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 08, 2022 03:42 PM (ZGrMX)

491 hiya
Posted by: JT at March 08, 2022 03:40 PM (arJlL)
......

You got here just in time.

Posted by: wth at March 08, 2022 03:42 PM (v0R5T)

492 425 Based in the photos, masturbation's all they got.
Posted by: Caliban at March 08, 2022 03:31 PM (HgGBT)

They should be rubbed out...

#ikillmyself

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 08, 2022 03:42 PM (BgMrQ)

493 >>445 440 And in the US, the women are competing for the top 20% of men, so the remaining 80% get to jerk it if they want relief.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 08, 2022 03:33 PM (II3Gr)

Wait...I'm in the top 20%? Noice...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 03:33 PM (LvTSG)

You may want to start locking your door.

Posted by: Caliban at March 08, 2022 03:42 PM (HgGBT)

494 Just spout gibberish like the President.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 08, 2022 03:34 PM (UuD2k)
=============
He is really a piece of work, isn't he?

Posted by: Kumlala Harris, President in Waiting at March 08, 2022 03:42 PM (AZFdl)

495 These sickos need to be removed from planet Earth. Pronto.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 08, 2022 03:43 PM (TdMsT)

496 would be

Posted by: REDACTED at March 08, 2022 03:43 PM (us2H3)

497 Putin's running a plain jane ground invasion, and the West is busy playing musical fighter jets in some ridiculous farce designed to do... what, exactly? Plausible Deniability that we're assisting the Ukrainians? All while the precious blameless Ukrainians they claim to love so much are dying on the ground. So what the hell is the point of this song and dance? Go to war, or fucking don't, you sick perverted fucks!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 08, 2022 03:37 PM (6FeV1)

Likely its so they can tell us they tried to help and when the Russians shoot down the planes, well that absolves the of blame for forcing the Ukranians to go this route.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 08, 2022 03:43 PM (eoQWY)

498 487 Know one guy? I knew a dozen at least. Sometimes I envied their lack of standards but not often.
===
Go ugly early

Posted by: dingbat at March 08, 2022 03:44 PM (LXWTj)

499 A hadline I thought I'd never see...
Migs headed to Ramstein.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2022 03:44 PM (axyOa)

500 Go ugly early
--------------
In HI it was go Asian early. Worked too.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 08, 2022 03:45 PM (sVfvf)

501 Haha. I just noticed the symbol on their webpage heading is a blue ass.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 08, 2022 03:45 PM (Y5qcH)

502 Almost heaven
West Virginia
Blue Ridge Mountains
Fingering 10 year old girls

Posted by: Sex Camp Songs at March 08, 2022 03:45 PM (vN+oL)

503 Migs headed to Ramstein.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2022 03:44 PM (axyOa)

Please tell me there's no McCains anywhere even near the flight orders for this operation....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 08, 2022 03:46 PM (6FeV1)

504 We had that too. Found some creative ways to use it during football practice.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 08, 2022 03:33 PM

Dang. All these years I thought mixing Atomic Balm in with the Skin Lube was a phenomenon local to our HS football team.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 08, 2022 03:46 PM (a3Q+t)

505
Remember when Rowdy Yates stole a Mig in an episode of Rawhide?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 08, 2022 03:46 PM (j7i25)

506 Haha. I just noticed the symbol on their webpage heading is a blue ass.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 08, 2022 03:45 PM (Y5qcH)

Beware the bearded blue fartclam.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 08, 2022 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

507 >>> Serious question.
Why are women doing this?
When did the pedo switch flip from men to women?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 08, 2022 03:02 PM (DlaLS)

Two important men in my life, one a boomer and one a millennial, were groomed and sexually used by older women in their formative years. It happens, it just doesn't get talked about.

And yes, jokes aside it messes them up.

Posted by: LizLem at March 08, 2022 03:46 PM (7ZtBF)

508 Just spout gibberish like the President.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 08, 2022 03:34 PM (UuD2k)
.......

Made more sense in the original Esperanto.

Posted by: wth at March 08, 2022 03:46 PM (v0R5T)

509 498 487 Know one guy? I knew a dozen at least. Sometimes I envied their lack of standards but not often.
===
Go ugly early
Posted by: dingbat at March 08, 2022 03:44 PM (LXWTj)

I've found that ugliness which goes all the way to the soul is worse.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 08, 2022 03:46 PM (II3Gr)

510 Remember when Rowdy Yates stole a Mig in an episode of Rawhide?
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 08, 2022

***
He flew a jet in the movie Tarantula.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 08, 2022 03:47 PM (txdEq)

511 @440 Insomniac-80-20 what!!! Thats not true girls are sugar and spice and everything nice you f'ing hater!!! Girls want nice guys!!!

Posted by: JROD at March 08, 2022 03:47 PM (0jZnq)

512 It's on. Putin just sign a decree to limit Russian exports....to be named later.

If it's even a 10% cut to oil and gas, the market will shit itself.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 08, 2022 03:47 PM (Y5qcH)

513 While the January 6th protestor was found guilty on all charges. What happened to this World?

Posted by: Fisht at March 08, 2022 03:48 PM (g5ddn)

514 You can tell how wholesome we are, because our logo is literally a butt.

Posted by: @irishmikecomedy at March 08, 2022 03:48 PM (qs/1s)

515 If the Ukraine doesn't have its own jets, who's going to fly them? It's not like lending the car to your kid. They going to put crop duster pilots in them? Who are the pilots?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 08, 2022 03:48 PM (KFhLj)

516 Posted by: JROD at March 08, 2022 03:47 PM (0jZnq)

Heh. Then I hater I be.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 08, 2022 03:48 PM (II3Gr)

517 Made more sense in the original Esperanto.
Posted by: wth at March 08, 2022 03:46 PM (v0R5T)

William Shatner made a movie in Esperanto!

(I know, I know, it's obligatory that somebody say that whenever Esperanto is mentioned in any context. I'm just taking one for the team, here.)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 08, 2022 03:48 PM (6FeV1)

518 >=====>The Joke>=====>
Aetius451AD's head
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 03:14 PM (LvTSG)
---

Are you saying he was Lost in Space?

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 08, 2022 03:49 PM (z8Rej)

519 Girls want nice guys!!!
Posted by: JROD at March 08, 2022 03:47 PM (0jZnq)

Yeah. As emotional tampons and a possible side source of money. They don't want to fuck them.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 08, 2022 03:49 PM (eeRB6)

520 late to the blog today. what the hell. sex camps for kids?

Posted by: IC - #FJB at March 08, 2022 03:49 PM (hV9ir)

521 It's on. Putin just sign a decree to limit Russian exports....to be named later.

Oopty.

Posted by: Joe Biden with a steel plate in his head at March 08, 2022 03:49 PM (v0R5T)

522 Here I am at ...
Camp Get-Offah
Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 08, 2022 03:36 PM (zdPR9)

Camp is very...entertaining
And they say that we'll have fun while masturbatin'

Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2022 03:49 PM (axyOa)

523 A group of ex-Israeli special forces arrived March 4

Posted by: Braenyard at March 08, 2022 03:49 PM (pJade)

524 Wait...I'm in the top 20%?

Noice...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa

You're married to someone who actually likes you and isn't cheating on you, so you're in the top 1%.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 08, 2022 03:50 PM (dpmG8)

525
If the Ukraine doesn't have its own jets, who's going to fly them? It's not like lending the car to your kid. They going to put crop duster pilots in them? Who are the pilots?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

Google self-driving tech.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 08, 2022 03:50 PM (j7i25)

526 Never lived there, but spent a lot of time in EKy. Lots of progs in some of the county seats. Little commie radio stations like WMMT in Whitesburg with the Democracy Now lineup.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 08, 2022 03:50 PM (YFAIE)

527 If the Ukraine doesn't have its own jets, who's going to fly them? It's not like lending the car to your kid. They going to put crop duster pilots in them? Who are the pilots?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 08, 2022 03:48 PM (KFhLj)

They have their own migs also. A lot of the former Soviet Union Republics have migs

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 08, 2022 03:50 PM (d0Qel)

528 515 If the Ukraine doesn't have its own jets, who's going to fly them? It's not like lending the car to your kid. They going to put crop duster pilots in them? Who are the pilots?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 08, 2022 03:48 PM (KFhLj)

do not underestimate the Uke uber driver

Posted by: REDACTED at March 08, 2022 03:50 PM (us2H3)

529
Yeah. As emotional tampons and a possible side source of money. They don't want to fuck them.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 08, 2022 03:49 PM (eeRB6)

This was my experience in my younger days.........

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 08, 2022 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)

530 Two important men in my life, one a boomer and one a millennial, were groomed and sexually used by older women in their formative years. It happens, it just doesn't get talked about.

And yes, jokes aside it messes them up.
Posted by: LizLem at March 08, 2022 03:46 PM (7ZtBF)

Yep. It didn't "switch" from men to women. Both sexes can be sexual abusers, but nobody talks about women abusing kids.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 08, 2022 03:50 PM (II3Gr)

531 Girls want nice guys!!!

Not to marry they don't.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 08, 2022 03:50 PM (ZGrMX)

532 I bet The Lincoln Project is really kicking itself. "Why didn't we think of sex camp for kids?"

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 08, 2022 03:50 PM (KFhLj)

533 515 If the Ukraine doesn't have its own jets, who's going to fly them? It's not like lending the car to your kid. They going to put crop duster pilots in them? Who are the pilots?

****

According to famed dullard Rick Wilson, you can apparently loan out squadrons of A10s and then fill them with mercenary pilots.

Posted by: Azathoth at March 08, 2022 03:50 PM (W3VUu)

534 524 You're married to someone who actually likes you and isn't cheating on you, so you're in the top 1%.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 08, 2022 03:50 PM (dpmG

========

It's up in the air about whether she's planning to murder me for insurance money, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 03:50 PM (LvTSG)

535 I must here make a confession - for a long time I was in the "who cares about gay marriage?" camp. I still don't care what adults do with each other, but everyone who warned of what would come tumbling down the slippery slope once that was legitimized. Tolerance turned to enthusiastic endorsement of every sick perversion known to man.

And, just as the people I used to scoff at predicted, they're coming for children now.

Posted by: radar at March 08, 2022 03:51 PM (xQvxL)

536 I'm old enough to remember when what they're doing was called child molesting and would land them in prison, or get their brains blown out while being booked at the local jail by an irate parent.

Posted by: Dave's not here man at March 08, 2022 03:51 PM (wGqi3)

537 Actually the new law gives Putin authority over a range of economic actions, presumably to manage the sanctions and punish selected parties. Apparently Pepsi wants to stay active in RUSSIA! It's not a huge market but it's not negligible in some sectors, and foreign companies may find the water a bit chilly when this blows over and they want to go back in. A middle path for some is temporarily suspending operations but continuing to pay employees. Not a bad gambit to appear to join the mob yet not anger the tsar too much.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 08, 2022 03:51 PM (OTzUX)

538 If the Ukraine doesn't have its own jets, who's going to fly them? It's not like lending the car to your kid. They going to put crop duster pilots in them? Who are the pilots?

Whoopi Goldberg is big on going in over there but I doubt they could stuff her gigantic fat ass in a cockpit.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 08, 2022 03:51 PM (SVUeu)

539 523 A group of ex-Israeli special forces arrived March 4
Posted by: Braenyard at March 08, 2022 03:49 PM (pJade)

Man. What did he do to get kicked out of Israel?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 08, 2022 03:51 PM (6FeV1)

540 This hand is my hand
This hole is your hole
We going to learn about
What goes inside it

Posted by: Sex Camp Songs at March 08, 2022 03:51 PM (vN+oL)

541 Many Ukrainian Pilots were trained in the US

Posted by: Braenyard at March 08, 2022 03:51 PM (pJade)

542 Two important men in my life, one a boomer and one a millennial, were groomed and sexually used by older women in their formative years. It happens, it just doesn't get talked about.

And yes, jokes aside it messes them up.
Posted by: LizLem at March 08, 2022

***
Jokes aside, yes, I can imagine it does. At age 12 or 13 I'd have been frightened by a teacher or principal doing anything I didn't understand to me. By 16, maybe not so much, but I don't recall any of my teachers whom I found attractive, so it would have been revolting in another way.

Graduate student instructors when I got to college? That would have been an entirely different thing. But as child or young boy, no.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 08, 2022 03:52 PM (txdEq)

543 It's up in the air about whether she's planning to murder me for insurance money, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 03:50 PM (LvTSG)

----------
This is why I don't carry that much insurance - don't want to tempt her

Posted by: radar at March 08, 2022 03:52 PM (xQvxL)

544 Whoopi Goldberg couldn't spell Ukraine.

Posted by: Azathoth at March 08, 2022 03:52 PM (W3VUu)

545 Those people should be arrested is all I have to say about that.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 08, 2022 03:52 PM (6lMp2)

546 These fat pedo bitches
Make me want to puke
I've just fucking had it
Launch all the nukes!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 08, 2022 03:42 PM

Captain Finlander:
Now don't worry, Commodore. The Bedford'll never fire first. But if he fires one, I'll fire one.

Ensign Ralston:
(launching the rocket) Fire One!

Posted by: Chuck C at March 08, 2022 03:52 PM (EughT)

547 Shabbat shalom! Not only because Shabbat has begun now, friends, but because the first veterans of the Israeli special forces have already arrived in Ukraine. But these are some of the best, of the best

In Ukraine, there is a war in which Christians, Jews, Muslims and other believers are fighting against the orcs. Unity as it is!

Oleksiy Goncharenko

Posted by: Braenyard at March 08, 2022 03:52 PM (pJade)

548 >>Many Ukrainian Pilots were trained in the US

I hope we didn't train their Navy. They've got enough problems.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 08, 2022 03:52 PM (ZLI7S)

549 She dates Vinny for 4 years, but marries Irving because he's a "good provider."

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 08, 2022 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)

550 531 Girls want nice guys!!!

Not to marry they don't.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 08, 2022 03:50 PM (ZGrMX)

The smart ones do. And end up married.

Raising children instead of bitching about the lack of good men online.

But what the hell do I know...I'm single.

Posted by: Stateless at March 08, 2022 03:53 PM (FsZ2q)

551 Paging Project Veritas. Infiltrate and expose the pederasts in this camp. You are on a mission from God if you do this.

Posted by: LizLem at March 08, 2022 03:53 PM (7ZtBF)

552 537 Actually the new law gives Putin authority over a range of economic actions, presumably to manage the sanctions and punish selected parties.

**

It *is* much easier for a dictator to wage wars successfully.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 08, 2022 03:53 PM (lCui1)

553 >>> 523 A group of ex-Israeli special forces arrived March 4
Posted by: Braenyard at March 08, 2022 03:49 PM (pJade)

Arrived where, KEEV?

Or are you saying your online order was just fulfilled?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 08, 2022 03:53 PM (llON8)

554 According to famed dullard Rick Wilson, you can apparently loan out squadrons of A10s and then fill them with mercenary pilots.

So was "Flying Tigers" on TMC last night?

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 08, 2022 03:53 PM (SVUeu)

555 How have we we wronged you ace?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 08, 2022 03:53 PM (cbciE)

556 It's up in the air about whether she's planning to murder me for insurance money, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa

That's a given no matter what percentile you fall into.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 08, 2022 03:54 PM (dpmG8)

557 549 She dates Vinny for 4 years, but marries Irving because he's a "good provider."
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 08, 2022 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)

Vincent "the Chin" Gigante ran a crime family.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 08, 2022 03:54 PM (s2VJv)

558 I hope we didn't train their Navy. They've got enough problems.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 08, 2022 03:52 PM (ZLI7S)
-------------

Don't think the Ukraine has a blue bottom navy.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 08, 2022 03:54 PM (pJade)

559
Ensign Ralston:
(launching the rocket) Fire One!

Posted by: Chuck C at March 08, 2022 03:52 PM

a grossly under-appreciated movie

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 08, 2022 03:54 PM (DUIap)

560 And he is Just. Do we want Justice?
Posted by: kraken at March 08, 2022 03:25 PM (Vr12I)

For those creatures and their sponsors in San Fransicko? Yes. For our nation? No.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at March 08, 2022 03:54 PM (fpzDt)

561 Hot chicks go for the dudes who are hitting on the ugly chicks, because they know that the dude is only cruising for tail and not looking for Mrs. Perfect, so she can get her roll in the hay and not worry about some clingy douchebag writing them a song or some bullshit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 08, 2022 03:55 PM (6FeV1)

562 you can apparently loan out squadrons of A10s and then fill them with mercenary pilots.
Posted by: Azathoth at March 08, 2022 03:50 PM

Loan? Hell, we'll pay them to take them!

Posted by: USAF Fighter Mafia at March 08, 2022 03:55 PM (a3Q+t)

563 The Gasbuddy servers have shit the bed.
Repeat,
The Gasbuddy servers have shit the bed.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 08, 2022 03:55 PM (GYllL)

564 And yes, jokes aside it messes them up.
Posted by: LizLem at March 08, 2022

I wished like hell my high school French teacher had made a move on me. Not joking. She was awesome. Beautiful, smart, funny. And fresh outta college.
Sigh...just a couple years out of reach.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2022 03:55 PM (axyOa)

565 I hope we didn't train their Navy. They've got enough problems.

At least they'd know their pronouns.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 08, 2022 03:55 PM (ZGrMX)

566 556 It's up in the air about whether she's planning to murder me for insurance money, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa
---------------

Check under her pillow for the pistol
That's what my friend did.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 08, 2022 03:55 PM (pJade)

567 505
Remember when Rowdy Yates stole a Mig in an episode of Rawhide?
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 08, 2022 03:46 PM (j7i25)

Firefox. Close. Off by about 30 years.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 08, 2022 03:55 PM (s2VJv)

568 I hope we didn't train their Navy. They've got enough problems.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 08, 2022 03:52 PM (ZLI7S)

-------

"Well the Ukraine girls really knock me out --
They leave the West behind ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 08, 2022 03:55 PM (zdPR9)

569 I mentioned The Bedford Incident a few weeks back. Under-appreciated Cold War classic.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 08, 2022 03:55 PM (OTzUX)

570 Ellsworth Clewer "Sonny" Wisecarver Jr., called the Woo Woo Kid, was an American who became infamous as a teen in 1944 for having affairs with older women.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at March 08, 2022 03:56 PM (ObFlJ)

571 If the Ukraine doesn't have its own jets, who's going to fly them? It's not like lending the car to your kid. They going to put crop duster pilots in them? Who are the pilots?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 08, 2022 03:48 PM (KFhLj)

It had some jets, likely shot down or moved to remote fields. Not all pilots would have been killed. Now, having Germany be the bag man for planes flying to Ukraine to fight might be interesting.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 08, 2022 03:56 PM (eoQWY)

572 It's up in the air about whether she's planning to murder me for insurance money, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa

She's poisoning your morning beverage, just a little at a time.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 08, 2022 03:56 PM (II3Gr)

573 Your cat plots to murder you and doesn't care about money.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 08, 2022 03:56 PM (44ww/)

574 @507 LizLem-This x1,000 You're right, it does f them up. Young boyss need to be focused on school, working on themselves. Bad enough your natural sex drive from hormones being a teen, but add on horny old chicks or for that matter the horny the 14-15 year old babysitter doing some experimenting with a younger male, it's trouble. It's conflicting. Sounds great, but it does have its harmful side.

Posted by: JROD at March 08, 2022 03:56 PM (0jZnq)

575 Ensign Ralston:
(launching the rocket) Fire One!

Posted by: Chuck C at March 08, 2022 03:52 PM

a grossly under-appreciated movie
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 08, 2022

***
One of 1964's Doomsday Trilogy: Fail-Safe, Dr. Strangelove, and The Bedford Incident. (Not really a trilogy; they're not connected in any way except for the nuclear war theme. But 3 major films in the same year, all dealing with the topic: kind of scary.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 08, 2022 03:56 PM (txdEq)

576 The Gasbuddy servers have shit the bed.
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 08, 2022 03:55 PM

Buffer overflow on the price?

Posted by: Chuck C at March 08, 2022 03:57 PM (EughT)

577 I believe Russian cities still have a pretty extensive network of bomb/fallout shelters. We have none except, well, for the elites.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 08, 2022 03:57 PM (GYllL)

578 544 Whoopi Goldberg couldn't spell Ukraine.
Posted by: Azathoth at March 08, 2022 03:52 PM (W3VUu)

"U-Crane". Duh. That's where I get ALL of my personal mobility machinery!

Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at March 08, 2022 03:57 PM (6FeV1)

579 It's easy when you think about it.

There's no shame. These people aren't afraid to do these things. They're also no longer afraid of any physical violence that once was a looming threat if someone f*cked with their kids.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better at March 08, 2022 03:57 PM (1R3Bo)

580
She's poisoning your morning beverage, just a little at a time.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 08, 2022 03:56 PM (II3Gr)

Make her eat her kid's poo. Tell her it's guac. Trust me.

Posted by: BETO!!! at March 08, 2022 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

581
If the Ukraine doesn't have its own jets, who's going to fly them? It's not like lending the car to your kid. They going to put crop duster pilots in them? Who are the pilots?

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 08, 2022 03:51 PM (SVUeu)

I can fly. *urp* I'm a pilot.

Posted by: Randy Quaid at March 08, 2022 03:57 PM (n+4am)

582 The Gasbuddy servers have shit the bed.
Repeat,
The Gasbuddy servers have shit the bed.
Posted by: Capital Eff

Stations are posting "Market Prices" on the price boards.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 08, 2022 03:57 PM (6eU6O)

583
Check under her pillow for the pistol
That's what my friend did.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 08, 2022 03:55 PM (pJade)

she'll probably do it with a pipe in the library.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 08, 2022 03:57 PM (cbciE)

584 >>> 536 I'm old enough to remember when what they're doing was called child molesting and would land them in prison, or get their brains blown out while being booked at the local jail by an irate parent. Posted by: Dave's not here man at March 08, 2022 03:51 PM (wGqi3)

Crowder had a story on his show today about a monster that molested a child over 100 times and was released on bail pending trial. The dad of the poor kid went after him with a gun and the state is throwing the book at the dad.

I remember when A Time to Kill was a respected and justified story; is it still today?

Posted by: LizLem at March 08, 2022 03:57 PM (7ZtBF)

585 >>Don't think the Ukraine has a blue bottom navy.

They do, actually. It's just that much of it is currently in the possession of Russia.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 08, 2022 03:57 PM (ZLI7S)

586 Brits have a substantial patrol craft contract with the Ukes. Part of the ongoing western military integration/enhancement that played no role in Russia's assessments or decisions, which are entirely based on cartoonish bumper sticker slogans and concepts.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 08, 2022 03:57 PM (OTzUX)

587 Ensign Ralston:
(launching the rocket) Fire One!
Posted by: Chuck C at March 08, 2022 03:52 PM

Why are Ensigns always the butt of jokes?

Posted by: Ensign Crusher at March 08, 2022 03:58 PM (a3Q+t)

588 It had some jets, likely shot down or moved to remote fields. Not all pilots would have been killed. Now, having Germany be the bag man for planes flying to Ukraine to fight might be interesting.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 08, 2022 03:56 PM (eoQWY)

It's all kabuki theater. Zelensky got an ultimatum 3 days ago and he is taking it. Or most of it. Speeches to the House of Commons notwithstanding.

Posted by: runner at March 08, 2022 03:58 PM (V13WU)

589 James Lindsay has another excellent podcast out on Social-Emotional Learning in the gov't schools. And of course, sexual grooming is part of it.

Super-long podcast, but extremely informative. Break it up into bits and listen. Your kids are worth taking the time.

https://tinyurl.com/3waxaydn

Posted by: lizabth at March 08, 2022 03:58 PM (L3Rsz)

590 One of 1964's Doomsday Trilogy: Fail-Safe, Dr. Strangelove, and The Bedford Incident. (Not really a trilogy; they're not connected in any way except for the nuclear war theme. But 3 major films in the same year, all dealing with the topic: kind of scary.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 08, 2022 03:56 PM (txdEq)

October 1962 was only just over a year earlier. It scared the crap out of everyone. And JFK came out a hero so Hollywood jumped all over that.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2022 03:59 PM (axyOa)

591 These people hate the human race. They are monsters.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 08, 2022 03:59 PM (eGTCV)

592 I'm a major investor in this camp. These girls showed me just how sensitive and erotic my anus is and I got to demonstrate with a donkey in front of the whold camp!!

Posted by: David French at March 08, 2022 03:59 PM (0of/s)

593 @427 So it appears that the controlling junta is going instigate and antagonize Russia into attacking us and kick off WWIII, by letting Poland fly old migs to a US airbase in Poland whereby Ukrainian pilots will then take off and fly back to Ukraine to engage the Russians.

----

Given that a third-party supplying arms to an active combatant currently in a war is not and never has been considered an act of war...

You're being sarcastic, right?

Posted by: junior at March 08, 2022 03:59 PM (5LMiF)

594 Went to fill up at lunch. Gas station had a guy on the phone with corporate. Every now and then he'd yell out a number like a stock guy in the pits.

That was the price of gas at that moment.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 08, 2022 03:59 PM (6eU6O)

595 Your cat plots to murder you and doesn't care about money.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 08, 2022

***
About the only time Chekov the Ailing Codger Cat might be plotting to murder me is when I give him his oral medication in the evening. Fortunately right now he can't do anything about it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 08, 2022 03:59 PM (txdEq)

596 But 3 major films in the same year, all dealing with the topic: kind of scary.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 08, 2022 03:56 PM (txdEq)
---------------

Only good one - Dr. Strangelove

Posted by: Braenyard at March 08, 2022 03:59 PM (pJade)

597 I hope we didn't train their Navy. They've got enough problems.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 08, 2022 03:52 PM (ZLI7S)
........

Yeah, we shouldn't confuse them with all the semen.

Posted by: wth at March 08, 2022 03:59 PM (v0R5T)

598 Biden asking for 2.6 billion to promote gender equity globally. KSA totally on board I'm sure. Unserious country

Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at March 08, 2022 03:59 PM (QZ/dC)

599 It's rural fucking Tucky what in the world do you expect. lol

Posted by: sidney at March 08, 2022 04:00 PM (LJJah)

600 These people hate the human race. They are monsters.
___

So does their father, Stan.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 08, 2022 04:00 PM (aEubh)

601 Given that a third-party supplying arms to an active combatant currently in a war is not and never has been considered an act of war...

-----------------------------------

No, that's just good business. Even better when you supply both sides.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 08, 2022 04:00 PM (Y5qcH)

602 >>> 598 Biden asking for 2.6 billion to promote gender equity globally. KSA totally on board I'm sure. Unserious country
Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at March 08, 2022 03:59 PM (QZ/dC)

2.6 billion worth of graft, of which he expects at least 10%.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 08, 2022 04:00 PM (llON8)

603 Sex Camp?!?!?!?
Why have these pedophiles not been arrested, tried and shot?

Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 08, 2022 04:00 PM (rhowD)

604 Ensign Ralston:
(launching the rocket) Fire One!
Posted by: Chuck C at March 08, 2022 03:52 PM
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Why are Ensigns always the butt of jokes?
Posted by: Ensign Crusher at March 08, 2022

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They are low boy on officer totem pole.

Posted by: Ensign Chekov at March 08, 2022 04:00 PM (txdEq)

605 573 Your cat plots to murder you and doesn't care about money.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 08, 2022 03:56 PM (44ww/)

Can confirm.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 08, 2022 04:00 PM (V6f9+)

606 ropes and horses. some disassembly required...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at March 08, 2022 02:54 PM (8D42x)

Why do you hate horses? how about crossbows?
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at March 08, 2022 03:10 PM (fpzDt)

the horses are the instrument of disassembly...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at March 08, 2022 04:00 PM (8D42x)

607 It's rural fucking Tucky what in the world do you expect. lol
Posted by: sidney
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Newsflash: It's also going on in urban and suburban areas.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 08, 2022 04:01 PM (aEubh)

608 I'm not looking like a bad alternative, amirite!

Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2022 04:01 PM (BOJAx)

609 The new washing machines sound like the Roman Galley with Charlton Heston beating the clothes with oars

Posted by: Skip at March 08, 2022 04:01 PM (2JoB8)

610 Do they play Tom Jones' Sex Bomb at Sex Camp?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 08, 2022 04:01 PM (I2/tG)

611 >>> 600 These people hate the human race. They are monsters.
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So does their father, Stan.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 08, 2022 04:00 PM (aEubh)

I am a terrible person because I hope they get to meet their daddy real soon.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 08, 2022 04:01 PM (llON8)

612 This must be a hoax of some kind. It needs the 24 hour rule

Posted by: Ripley at March 08, 2022 04:01 PM (MxEKc)

613 591 These people hate the human race. They are monsters.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 08, 2022 03:59 PM (eGTCV)

I hate the human race. It contains these monsters.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 08, 2022 04:01 PM (II3Gr)

614 Sometimes supplying arms is treated like an act of war.

Posted by: The Lusitania at March 08, 2022 04:02 PM (KFhLj)

615 They do, actually. It's just that much of it is currently in the possession of Russia.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 08, 2022 03:57 PM (ZLI7S)
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You missed the pun

Posted by: Braenyard at March 08, 2022 04:02 PM (pJade)

616 Ensign Ralston:
(launching the rocket) Fire One!
Posted by: Chuck C at March 08, 2022 03:52 PM
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Why are Ensigns always the butt of jokes?
Posted by: Ensign Crusher

Ensign, I'm going to need you to put on this red shirt for me.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 08, 2022 04:02 PM (6eU6O)

617 Why isn't this against the laws?

Posted by: Skip at March 08, 2022 04:02 PM (2JoB8)

618 613 591 These people hate the human race. They are monsters.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 08, 2022 03:59 PM (eGTCV)

I hate the human race. It contains these monsters.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 08, 2022 04:01 PM (II3Gr)

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I hate humans. They're coarse and rough and irritating and they get everywhere.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 04:02 PM (LvTSG)

619 Someone want to explain to me how this is not a violation of pedophilia laws?

Posted by: SquidbillyCPO at March 08, 2022 04:02 PM (JdnFk)

620 Did ya'll really think we were going to stop with teachings kids how to use condoms?

Posted by: Lefties at March 08, 2022 04:02 PM (R3f+0)

621 Noodles, as ace used to say but stopped.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 08, 2022 04:02 PM (OTzUX)

622 I am a terrible person because I hope they get to meet their daddy real soon.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
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We all are going to meet our respective Fathers, sooner or later.
I pray that they repent, and follow the true Lord and Savior.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 08, 2022 04:03 PM (aEubh)

623 NOOD!

No pedo open thread.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 08, 2022 04:03 PM (Zz0t1)

624 I've been scanning the channel guide up and down for hours trying to find any "news" reports by any of the networks.

I'll keep trying. But the prospects look grim for some reason.

Posted by: Pussy Galore at March 08, 2022 04:04 PM (aoFfE)

625 nood...

Ace....open thread...

Posted by: Stateless at March 08, 2022 04:04 PM (FsZ2q)

626 I believe Russian cities still have a pretty extensive network of bomb/fallout shelters. We have none except, well, for the elites.
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 08, 2022 03:57 PM (GYll

There are a number of companies in the States that construct bunkers. I bet we have more private bunkers per capita than any country in the world.

On that note, most of western Europe's and Britain's nuclear war bunkers have been converted for other uses.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 08, 2022 04:05 PM (rmJzs)

627 618

... and they breed like humans.

Posted by: Pussy Galore at March 08, 2022 04:05 PM (aoFfE)

628 I'm starting to think I need to repack my go-bag.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at March 08, 2022 04:05 PM (Fs5vw)

629 I bought gas yesterday and according to gas buddy it is 11 cents more now.

Posted by: blaster at March 08, 2022 04:05 PM (9otr5)

630 Crap I hate being willowed !!

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 08, 2022 04:05 PM (rmJzs)

631 @490
The US has had a small MiG fleet since the 60s that they use for wargames. I believe they're mostly at Area 51 and/or Nellis AFB in Las Vegas.

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The Aggressor Squadron. The pilots in the unit are trained to use the tactics of foreign air forces.

Posted by: Junior at March 08, 2022 04:05 PM (5LMiF)

632 This is all just a drive down outrage lane.

When something like this becomes a sanctioned part of public school education, come back and report.

Meanwhile in the sewer that is Twitter the libtard ghey lovers are all in a knot over DeSantis and Florida, and the bill that prohibits pontificating about sex and gender to kids at the K, 1, 2 and 3 grade level in public school.

One asshole thinks it is terrible that a teacher cannot discuss xer relationship with xer "wife" or whatever.

Since fucking when is listening to your teacher talk about xer personal life a key part of learning ABCs?

Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 08, 2022 04:06 PM (KiBMU)

633 111 Serious question.

Why are women doing this?

When did the pedo switch flip from men to women?
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Since when has pedophilia been only a male perp problem? Women have been at this longer more likely, as they have had always more opportunity than men.

Posted by: Ciampino at March 08, 2022 04:06 PM (qfLjt)

634 The painting of Hereclese, taut with muscle grabbing the face of the lion needs the caption "KITTY NEEDS ITS MEDICINE".

My cat got wise (as they do) to not spit out the pill until after you've unwrapped their towel-straightjacket. My counter was to massage their throat until I knew it went down. Good times.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 08, 2022 04:06 PM (44ww/)

635 503 Migs headed to Ramstein.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2022 03:44 PM (axyOa)

From where? Static displays?

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at March 08, 2022 04:07 PM (fpzDt)

636 It had some jets, likely shot down or moved to remote fields. Not all pilots would have been killed. Now, having Germany be the bag man for planes flying to Ukraine to fight might be interesting.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 08, 2022 03:56 PM (eoQWY)

Ukraine still has jets flying

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 08, 2022 04:09 PM (d0Qel)

637 122 Molestation is a touchy subject.
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I see what you did there. Don't you have any feelings for these people? The hate is almost palpable.

/s

Posted by: Ciampino at March 08, 2022 04:10 PM (qfLjt)

638 Remember the old days when someone would have to go to each pump to change the price per gallon? I miss the old days.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 08, 2022 04:11 PM (lKAqb)

639 >>> This is all just a drive down outrage lane.
When something like this becomes a sanctioned part of public school education, come back and report.

They are trying to get there; see desantis. Mandated public school Sex Ed for three year olds.

I wish it was just outrage theater, I really do.

Posted by: LizLem at March 08, 2022 04:20 PM (7ZtBF)

640 569 I mentioned The Bedford Incident a few weeks back. Under-appreciated Cold War classic.
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Agree, great story and movie.

Posted by: Ciampino at March 08, 2022 04:20 PM (qfLjt)

641 If I was running a criminal enterprise, like to make money, this would be an excellent opportunity. Break in at night during the off season, pepper the place with hidden web cams, stream over the dark web, and charge crypto to see it. The kink (ha!) in this plan is that my clients might want to see porn stars, not Weight Watchers.

Posted by: Hurricane567 at March 08, 2022 04:24 PM (3Hu8O)

642 492 425 Based in the photos, masturbation's all they got.
Posted by: Caliban at March 08, 2022 03:31 PM (HgGBT)

They should be rubbed out...

#ikillmyself
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That could cause a lot of friction amngst the hands ....

Posted by: Ciampino at March 08, 2022 04:25 PM (qfLjt)

643 338 It is the land of KY Jelly, after all
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You mean that tube stuff isn't meant for rye bread?
Damn.

Posted by: Ciampino at March 08, 2022 04:33 PM (qfLjt)

644 207 20 ropes and horses. some disassembly required...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at March 08, 2022 02:54 PM (8D42x)

Why do you hate horses? how about crossbows?
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Use backhoes in place of horses. Later they can also help with burial rites and other disposal issues.

Posted by: Ciampino at March 08, 2022 04:38 PM (qfLjt)

645 Are all of the camp counselors fat, stupid, and mentally ill?

Posted by: Drew in MO at March 08, 2022 05:11 PM (cGlgB)

646 Pretty sure that performing sex acts or teaching sex acts in the presence of a minor is still very illegal, parents permission or not.

Posted by: Citizen Freeman at March 08, 2022 05:12 PM (FPuSC)

647 These will be the first to perish.

Posted by: jbspry at March 08, 2022 05:37 PM (ATe9j)

648 Sexy Summer Camp is obviously also very carb-friendly.

Posted by: Justalurker at March 08, 2022 09:02 PM (SYCsa)

649 RE...Migs in the USAF.....during the 1980s, there was a restricted museum on Nellis AFB with Russian planes, tanks and hardware. You had to have a security clearance to visit it .It was interesting.....

Posted by: jasonj at March 08, 2022 09:29 PM (4Tpar)

650 These "women are Satanists

Posted by: Robert Hopkins at March 09, 2022 06:12 PM (hdFej)

651 I'd skullfuck the one on the bottom right.
In fact I'd skullfuck them all
With a pistol

Posted by: Bob at March 12, 2022 06:59 AM (Viqv2)

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