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#CountryOverParty: Evan McMullin Used His "Non-Profits" To Pay Himself $3 Million In 2017 and 2018

Selflessness never paid so handsomely to people so amply devoid of economic merit.

Look at this grinning fartclam gourmand.

Screenshot (1650).png

He looks like Renfield's dildo.

He's running for Senator of Utah. He's trying to beat Mike Lee -- because he's such a "True Conservative."

His real play is to grift donations from Democrats to play spoiler to get a Democrat elected over Mike Lee, of course.

"True Conservative."

"Honor."

"Integrity."


Michael Jolley
@UTJolley

* McMullin paid himself $45,000 as president of Stand Up Ideas (his non-profit)
* Stand Up Ideas paid McMullin's for profit business $222,305 in 2017, $1.5 million in 2018
* McMullin's other non-profit (Stand Up Republic) paid his business $1.2 million in 2018.

He lists his sources in this thread, but they're also here, here, here, and here.

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Indeed. Despite living the high life on grift from his "non-profits," Evan McMullin still owes his vendors -- those who provided the services and labor for his absurdly failed 2016 "presidential bid" -- hundreds of thousands of dollars, almost $670,000 it is reported, and as far as anyone can tell, hasn't even made some kind of offer to make good.

He's just stiffing them. While continuing to run on his "honor" and "integrity."

There's a petition to encourage this alleged "honorable" and "selfless" civil servant to actually pay his debts to his campaign vendors and staffers.

Evan McMullin ran for president in 2016 and made a lot of promises to voters, campaign staff, and the vendors who worked for his campaign. He didn't keep those promises and 5 years later he still has $669,330.95 of campaign debt.

Now he's moved to Utah and is running for US Senate in 2022. I know he's new to the state so maybe he doesn't know that Utahns believe in living within our means and paying off our debts as soon as possible. As of McMullin's latest campaign finance report, he has $702,000 cash on hand, which is more than enough to do the right thing and pay his debts from the last time he ran for office.

NeverTrump is filled with such heroes.

librarianofkyiv.jpg

Posted by: Ace at 05:31 PM




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1 Hola!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 04, 2022 05:31 PM (ZSK0i)

2 Nood protocol followed.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 04, 2022 05:31 PM (ZSK0i)

3 Nook

Posted by: ... at March 04, 2022 05:32 PM (dscaa)

4 Speaking of fagz.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2022 05:32 PM (WqbBO)

5 Hi, Duke.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 04, 2022 05:32 PM (ZSK0i)

6 That is the face of someone who knows they're getting away with murder.

Posted by: ... at March 04, 2022 05:33 PM (dscaa)

7 Not surprised, they all do it, campaign funds become their piggy bank

Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2022 05:33 PM (2JoB8)

8 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 05:33 PM (Zz0t1)

9 I don't have a problem with Egg McMuffin scamming left-wing organizations.

You go, Egg! Bleed them dry!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2022 05:33 PM (YqDXo)

10 The louder he talked about his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.

Posted by: ... at March 04, 2022 05:34 PM (dscaa)

11 Liberalism. The ugly on the inside seeps outward.

Some faster than others.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 05:34 PM (Zz0t1)

12 David French is the Fartclam of Kyiv.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 04, 2022 05:34 PM (PiwSw)

13 That dude has munched a fartclam or two in his day.

Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2022 05:34 PM (oXNqT)

14 lolgf, McMuffin boosters.

Mean tweets were free.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 04, 2022 05:34 PM (SH2Zi)

15 >>>4 Speaking of fagz.


i hear he's not. he's actually tapping azz that belongs to women.

Nice grift. Fundraise off Democrats, pay yourself money from "non-profits" for doing nothing at all, then have sex with stupid leftwing women for being "the man who will bring down Trump."

I think I might do this.

Posted by: ace at March 04, 2022 05:34 PM (0G13K)

16 NORMS RESTORED

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 04, 2022 05:34 PM (II3Gr)

17 Please tell me who the heck is donating money to anything Egg McMuffin is doing?!?!?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2022 05:34 PM (MmndN)

18 I dabble in drawing. Proportionally, it's bizarre for the portion of the head above the ears to be greater than the portion of the head below the ears.

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 04, 2022 05:34 PM (cUuEU)

19 Hmm...will 2 grifters incapable of feeling shame, feel shame? Let's see...

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 04, 2022 05:35 PM (9KXDf)

20 There will be no consequence for his action because he's a liberal. We are no longer a country.

We're a laughing stock of a serious joke.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 05:35 PM (Zz0t1)

21 Utah elected Romney. If past behavior is the best predictor of future performance, they're quite capable of electing Mr. McMuffin.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 04, 2022 05:35 PM (a3Q+t)

22 Biden says he really enjoyed teaching.

Dumbass never taught a class in his life.

https://bit.ly/3hCincA

Posted by: bonhomme at March 04, 2022 05:35 PM (VCz/u)

23 I WILL RESTORE INTEGRITY AND HONOR TO THE GOP

PLEASE SEND ME MONEY

AND ALSO

IF YOU ARE CUTE

SOME FARTCLAM PIX

Posted by: ace at March 04, 2022 05:35 PM (0G13K)

24 Oops, results are in, that didn't take long. Let's see here (opens envelope). Nope.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 04, 2022 05:35 PM (9KXDf)

25 So, a cleansing fire would be kind of nice about now, eh?

Posted by: Stateless at March 04, 2022 05:36 PM (FsZ2q)

26 Cock shaped mouth.

Posted by: Infidel at March 04, 2022 05:36 PM (ou23q)

27 What I see when I look at that picture:

tinyurl.com/3xvuajtv

Posted by: ... at March 04, 2022 05:36 PM (dscaa)

28 Grifters and creeps all of them.

Wall. Rifle. Some assembly required.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 04, 2022 05:36 PM (R/m4+)

29 The Ghost of Keev was a 4chan op

Posted by: sven at March 04, 2022 05:36 PM (Lzpvj)

30 15 >>>4 Speaking of fagz.


i hear he's not. he's actually tapping azz that belongs to women.

Nice grift. Fundraise off Democrats, pay yourself money from "non-profits" for doing nothing at all, then have sex with stupid leftwing women for being "the man who will bring down Trump."

I think I might do this.
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2022 05:34 PM (0G13K)

So should we quietly approve or disapprove of his actions?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 04, 2022 05:36 PM (z5Vrg)

31 Hi, ABA

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2022 05:36 PM (WqbBO)

32
i hear he's not. he's actually tapping azz that belongs to women.

Posted by: ace at March 04, 2022 05:34 PM (0G13K)



It's a front. He gets into better parties when they think he's front butt, not actual butt.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 05:36 PM (Zz0t1)

33 I WILL RESTORE INTEGRITY AND HONOR TO THE GOP

PLEASE SEND ME MONEY

AND ALSO

IF YOU ARE A CUTE TWINK

SOME FARTCLAM PIX

Posted by: ace at March 04, 2022 05:35 PM (0G13K)

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 04, 2022 05:36 PM (SH2Zi)

34 Holy Crap. Dude's got a sixhead.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 04, 2022 05:36 PM (W/MyG)

35 Drag Queen story hour is at least partially responsible for the invasion.
Putin is no fan of depravity.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 04, 2022 05:37 PM (jTmQV)

36 he does seem to have an unusually large head

Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 05:37 PM (geLO8)

37 Russians are genuinely going to hate shitbags like McMullin and French for encouraging economic WMDs against Russia and kicking Russians off the Internet while importing their oil. The height of hypocrisy which convinces the average Russian that the West will happily make common cause with the Nazis in Azov Battalion.

(Ukraine is one of the few places on earth where making common cause with Nazis against Russians makes a tiny amount of historical sense. But never mind that.)

Really hope that crushing pain for American food and fuel is worth it. Most Americans asked for this.

Posted by: trev006 at March 04, 2022 05:37 PM (Eqkqm)

38
he looks like Renfield's dildo

Posted by: ace at March 04, 2022 05:37 PM (0G13K)

39 This is money laundering, right?
It's like when a university pays Hillary $300k for a boilerplate 60 minute speech, they're not paying for the actual speech, it's Hillary supporters who need a way to get money into Hillary's pockets via a legitimate-seeming transaction.

Seriously, who are his donors and what are they really purchasing -- because I have never heard/seen anything from Stand Up Ideas.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2022 05:37 PM (MmndN)

40 Fuck, i hate democrats! Lets get the breakup started. Fuck you, war! Is the only answer.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at March 04, 2022 05:37 PM (0OmEj)

41 Punchable faces. Punchable with brass knuckles. For an hour.

$20 same as in town

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 04, 2022 05:37 PM (BFigT)

42
PLEASE SEND ME MONEY

AND ALSO

IF YOU ARE CUTE

SOME FARTCLAM PIX
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2022 05:35 PM (0G13K)


NO WONDER I'm fucked.

I did it wrong......

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at March 04, 2022 05:38 PM (Zz0t1)

43 So should we quietly approve or disapprove of his actions?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 04, 2022 05:36 PM


Are you asking Ace if The Commentariat should approve or disapprove, or The Commentariat if we should approve or disapprove if Ace takes this path?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 04, 2022 05:38 PM (a3Q+t)

44 Even with his head shaved, McMuffin's balding poorly.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 04, 2022 05:38 PM (ZSK0i)

45 19 Hmm...will 2 grifters incapable of feeling shame, feel shame? Let's see...

Posted by: Farmer Bob
-----------------
You should feel shame deep in your soul for even suggesting that these two saints anointed by the Left should ever have reason to feel shame. Why Saint Capn Billy spoke of their virtue and ability to navigate the poop deck on cruises.

Posted by: whig at March 04, 2022 05:38 PM (Iq9dF)

46 26 Cock shaped mouth.
Posted by: Infidel at March 04, 2022 05:36 PM (ou23q)

On a cock-shaped head.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 04, 2022 05:38 PM (II3Gr)

47 I've quit giving to charities, period. The only things I contribute to monetarily are animal sanctuaries.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at March 04, 2022 05:38 PM (Fs5vw)

48 I'm not saying he has a large head, but his mom's vagania was voted the best spelunking in Utah.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 04, 2022 05:38 PM (9KXDf)

49 Holy Crap. Dude's got a sixhead.

*

hahahaha

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 04, 2022 05:38 PM (cUuEU)

50 I am 100% sure that it is illegal to funnel non-profit funds to a for-profit business owned by the same person. This is pretty much the #1 law of non-profits.

Posted by: JT Smith at March 04, 2022 05:38 PM (frfx6)

51 Rush - Anthem Live 1976

https://youtu.be/W6xhHRVoDqg

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 04, 2022 05:38 PM (SH2Zi)

52 Magic underwear aren't cheap you know

Posted by: NCKate at March 04, 2022 05:39 PM (2oJif)

53 Is the baldness a grift thing? Should I be worried?

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 04, 2022 05:39 PM (HmZuC)

54 Is that last pic satire?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 04, 2022 05:39 PM (lCui1)

55 If his name was Norm this story would be perfect.

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 04, 2022 05:39 PM (cUuEU)

56 So Kamala is going over to Poland. Putin's going to keep going til he reaches the Atlantic.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2022 05:39 PM (WqbBO)

57 35 Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 04, 2022 05:37 PM (jTmQV)

Quite I think the main difference between slavic shithead corruptocrat one and two is their globalist money laundering bonafides and their Epstein curious lifestyle tolerance....

not my circus and not my monkeys.

Posted by: sven at March 04, 2022 05:39 PM (Lzpvj)

58 Fuckin McMuffin.

Posted by: joker at March 04, 2022 05:39 PM (8lmFW)

59 David French sure has a punchable face.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 04, 2022 05:39 PM (tjIxa)

60 Stand Up Ideas. Stand Up Republic.

What happened to Stand Up America, did he sell that one off?

Stand up, America. Sit down, America. Bend over, America. Uncle McMuffin will use just the tip, America.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 04, 2022 05:40 PM (HsAzN)

61 Vagina

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 04, 2022 05:40 PM (9KXDf)

62 Seriously, who are his donors and what are they really purchasing -- because I have never heard/seen anything from Stand Up Ideas.

Posted by: Lizzy
------------
They are purchasing a false front puppet to attack their political enemies. They know it will only cause a certain percentage to defect but in a close race or nationally, it adds up to go with cheating results.

Dems finance Libertarian candidates all the time at the state level to siphon off a few voters from the Right.

Posted by: whig at March 04, 2022 05:40 PM (Iq9dF)

63 50 I am 100% sure that it is illegal to funnel non-profit funds to a for-profit business owned by the same person. This is pretty much the #1 law of non-profits.
Posted by: JT Smith at March

Where is the IRS? Nice pass-through he's got there.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 04, 2022 05:40 PM (oeVy+)

64 54 Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 04, 2022 05:39 PM (lCui1)

Kind of, Davey probably knows his way around a novelty wig and nylons...

Posted by: sven at March 04, 2022 05:40 PM (Lzpvj)

65 Zerohedge story: CNN pulls out of Russia

Comment: isn't the point of misinformation law to punish Russia?

Posted by: torabora at March 04, 2022 05:40 PM (i/N5e)

66 The left is ALL ABOUT money laundering. McMuffin will graft left wing orgs that are MORE THAN HAPPY to allow it because that means there will be another LEFT WING ORG out there to graft and circulate the evil money.

It's why MSNBC, CNN and the like still exist. They all just continually rotate money amongst themselves, then replenish any losses from government.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 05:40 PM (Zz0t1)

67 I cannot grasp this kind of balls. I simply cannot.

I can see paying yourself. I can see paying yourself enough to be able to carry out the tasks your job requires. but three million???

And then on top of that, to not immediately turn and pay off your relatively small debt? Debt eats at me like a power drill I cannot conceive sitting on money I could have paid back for six freaking years like that. Its one of things that feels the most liberating: pay it off!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 05:40 PM (KZzsI)

68 David French sure has a punchable face.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 04, 2022 05:39 PM (tjIxa)


Pedosmile.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 04, 2022 05:40 PM (SH2Zi)

69 > Magic underwear aren't cheap you know

Tithing is expensive, but garments are not.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 04, 2022 05:40 PM (VCz/u)

70 Is there a single #NeverTrumper that does not look like a creeper?

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 04, 2022 05:40 PM (AD3JT)

71 Because I wouldn't be surprised to find NT grifters in Ukraine right now

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 04, 2022 05:40 PM (lCui1)

72 And THAT is why people run for President

Dollar, dollar bills, yo

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 04, 2022 05:41 PM (XvPQV)

73 Fuckin McMuffin.
Posted by: joker at March 04, 2022 05:39 PM (8lmFW)



Not with garrett's dick.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 05:41 PM (Zz0t1)

74 I don't see anything wrong here. He should hire me to sue all the commentators here.

Posted by: Michael Avenatti, prisoner cause Trump at March 04, 2022 05:42 PM (Ojki1)

75 67 I cannot grasp this kind of balls. I simply cannot.

I can see paying yourself. I can see paying yourself enough to be able to carry out the tasks your job requires. but three million???

And then on top of that, to not immediately turn and pay off your relatively small debt? Debt eats at me like a power drill I cannot conceive sitting on money I could have paid back for six freaking years like that. Its one of things that feels the most liberating: pay it off!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 05:40 PM (KZzsI)

I assume the trick is that it's the campaign that owes the debt, not him.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 04, 2022 05:42 PM (z5Vrg)

76 French mistake

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 04, 2022 05:42 PM (63Dwl)

77 Non profits are just money laundering organizations.

Posted by: torabora at March 04, 2022 05:42 PM (i/N5e)

78 It appears McMullin is the only man to ever be circumcised in a barber shop.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 04, 2022 05:42 PM (HmZuC)

79 50 I am 100% sure that it is illegal to funnel non-profit funds to a for-profit business owned by the same person. This is pretty much the #1 law of non-profits.

It is. My ex is manager of a credit union and turned whistleblower on a non-profit for doing this. Guy was arrested and charged.

Because the crook she blew the whistle on was gay, the local newspaper called her a homophobe.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 04, 2022 05:42 PM (HsAzN)

80 CNN pulls out of Russia


Where the hell did they find a guy named Russia?

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 05:42 PM (Zz0t1)

81 OTOH it sounds like the money came from Leftist TDSers so it's kind of a victimless crime

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 04, 2022 05:42 PM (lCui1)

82 Vagina
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 04, 2022 05:40 PM (9KXDf)

--------------------

Newsletter?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2022 05:42 PM (WqbBO)

83
Dems finance Libertarian candidates all the time at the state level to siphon off a few voters from the Right.
Posted by: whig


Straw candidates.

Posted by: Soothsayer is so devastated by the news from Ukraine at March 04, 2022 05:42 PM (K0s33)

84 8ball-side pocket

Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2022 05:43 PM (5PCgz)

85 Lizzy: "This is money laundering, right?"

Publishing houses wash the bills of political donations all the time, too. Does anyone really think Hillary! et al are writing books? And books that people actually want?

Scam all the way down to the paper's pulp.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 04, 2022 05:43 PM (aXxgO)

86 My non-profit is designed to help me personally eliminate the scourge of ovarian cancer in transgender women.

Please give generously....

Posted by: Stateless at March 04, 2022 05:43 PM (FsZ2q)

87
Is there a single #NeverTrumper that does not look like a creeper?
Posted by: Ktgreat at March 04, 2022 05:40 PM (AD3JT)

No. They're all a bunch of gross weirdos.

But French doesn't just look that way. He's always a self-satisfied wokescold. But any time sexual perversion involving children gets criticized he instantly goes into "How dare you?! HOW FUCKING DARE YOU?!" mode.

If he's not a diddler, I'll eat my hat.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2022 05:43 PM (SKVme)

88 David French has a beard that with the stink of male fartclams embedded in it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 04, 2022 05:43 PM (XvPQV)

89 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 04, 2022 05:43 PM (arJlL)

90
On a cock-shaped head.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 04, 2022 05:38 PM (II3Gr)



He only needs a 2 inch slit on the top of that fucker and he's ACTUALLY a dick.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 05:43 PM (Zz0t1)

91 McMuffin isn't completely honest?

Get. Out.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2022 05:43 PM (RkC6l)

92 Don't know if this was mentioned today, but we are in tit for tat on taking people's stuff...

"Vladimir Putin signed several laws on Friday - including one which would seize the assets of foreigners if they harm Russians or otherwise infringe on Russian rights, according to Interfax."

tinyurl.com/2p8vy5yt

Posted by: Nova local at March 04, 2022 05:43 PM (exHjb)

93 Punchable faces. Punchable with brass knuckles. For an hour.

That would be one hell of a workout.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 04, 2022 05:43 PM (lD3vL)

94 French is one creepy looking mofo

Posted by: Eisenhorn at March 04, 2022 05:43 PM (/B9LS)

95 15, ace: I estimate about 1/3rd of male "progressives" are dudes who started lying about their politics thinking it would help them get laid, and kept doubling down into failure until they forgot that they were lying in the first place. Before you try McMuffin's gambit, make sure you share his real competitive clunge advantage: the money and social notoriety that eventually accompanied his lies. The lies by themselves are not enough.

Posted by: Anotheranon at March 04, 2022 05:44 PM (8Ze5j)

96 FOR THE KIDS

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at March 04, 2022 05:44 PM (ObFlJ)

97 I think Egg McMuffin is running as an independent to try and unseat Mike Lee.
Grifting pays well.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 04, 2022 05:44 PM (NpAcC)

98 It is. My ex is manager of a credit union and turned whistleblower on a non-profit for doing this. Guy was arrested and charged.
___________

I assume 90% of all non-profits - and ~100% of all charities - pull this kind of crap.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2022 05:44 PM (YqDXo)

99 I know this has to be shared at least some by ACE but there's this exasperation: who the hell is this indistinguishable speck? Who are these people? Where do they come from? How do they get so much money thrown at them to be so transparently full of crap?

I mean, there's always people around who'll pay you to lie to them, huge American churches are full of them. Its not that these people don't exist. Its that these no-talent charisma-lacking nothings somehow seem to pile up the cash and I look at my book sales and wonder why I even wrote anything to begin with.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 05:44 PM (KZzsI)

100 78 It appears McMullin is the only man to ever be circumcised in a barber shop.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at M

I'm alone in my house actually laughing out loud like a lunatic.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 04, 2022 05:45 PM (oeVy+)

101 And I don't know who did it, but the fartclam in the sidebar is teh awesome.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2022 05:45 PM (RkC6l)

102 One can't actually eat fartclam. I mean, it's a hole after all. All one can do is lick it around the edge--just a little.

Posted by: "Evey" McMuffin at March 04, 2022 05:45 PM (sWM8x)

103 >>"Vladimir Putin signed several laws on Friday - including one which would seize the assets of foreigners if they harm Russians or otherwise infringe on Russian rights, according to Interfax."



next
Russian reindeer won't be allowed to join any reindeer games

Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 05:45 PM (geLO8)

104 willowed again...

They knew, from the first outbreak in Italy, that kids didn't spread it and weren't in danger from it.

They have deliberately destroyed our children. If that's not evil I don't know what is.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 04, 2022 05:45 PM (nxdel)

105 83
Dems finance Libertarian candidates all the time at the state level to siphon off a few voters from the Right.
Posted by: whig

Straw candidates.

Posted by: Soothsayer
Yep, GOPe does it too with fringe true con type candidates--makes it harder to consolidate opposition on the right. Notice you never see leftist GOP fringe candidates getting any funding.

Posted by: whig at March 04, 2022 05:45 PM (Iq9dF)

106
I assume 90% of all non-profits - and ~100% of all charities - pull this kind of crap.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2022 05:44 PM (YqDXo)



You can look at a majority of the non-profits and see their executive staff have yachts.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 05:45 PM (Zz0t1)

107 That is one pervy looking gut. Eh, make that two.

Posted by: kraken at March 04, 2022 05:46 PM (Vr12I)

108 Politics is a very dirty business. Just look how the GOP dresses compared to the leftists. They are not a serious political movement. They never wear a bandanna, carry chains, or wear black Vader helmets to dinner.

And they have absolutely no killer instinct whatsoever.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 04, 2022 05:46 PM (BFigT)

109 My non profit is dedicated to rescuing polar bears from the lower 48 and returning them to their home in the arctic. For just a dollar a day you can rescue a wayward polar bear. Won't you think of the polar bears?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2022 05:46 PM (WqbBO)

110
I think I might do this.
Posted by: ace

I doubt you'd be able to convince yourself that emulating Evan would work for you.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 04, 2022 05:47 PM (vnqom)

111 I mean, there's always people around who'll pay you to lie to them, huge American churches are full of them. Its not that these people don't exist. Its that these no-talent charisma-lacking nothings somehow seem to pile up the cash and I look at my book sales and wonder why I even wrote anything to begin with.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
---------------------
As we transition to a low trust country, connections are everything.

Posted by: whig at March 04, 2022 05:47 PM (Iq9dF)

112 Texas had a lot of former Dems who became Republicans when Texas flipped Red in 1994. Rick Perry was one of those Dems. Another upper middle class politicians who became a multi millionaire while in office.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 04, 2022 05:47 PM (uHFrd)

113 the grift that keeps on grifting

Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2022 05:47 PM (us2H3)

114 "Vladimir Putin signed several laws on Friday - including one which would seize the assets of foreigners if they harm Russians or otherwise infringe on Russian rights, according to Interfax."

***

Biden would never do this for Americans though.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 04, 2022 05:47 PM (lCui1)

115 I assume 90% of all non-profits - and ~100% of all charities - pull this kind of crap.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2022 05:44 PM (YqDXo)

This one got personal because she was also in the leadership of a city organization and while I can't get more detailed, she was highly pressured by the city to take on this guy's account and personally sign off on it. When she found out the guy was a crook, she turned whistle-blower.

The tolerant left sent her hate mail and death threats for months after the MFM called her a homophobe.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 04, 2022 05:47 PM (HsAzN)

116 You can look at a majority of the non-profits and see their executive staff have yachts.

Its a small minority, but a really noticeable one, all the big names. 90% of non profits are barely struggling along.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 05:47 PM (KZzsI)

117 78 It appears McMullin is the only man to ever be circumcised in a barber shop.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at M

I'm alone in my house actually laughing out loud like a lunatic.
Posted by: CaliGirl

No.

Posted by: Infidel at March 04, 2022 05:47 PM (ou23q)

118 Christopher R Taylor: "Its one of things that feels the most liberating: pay it off!"

Because you have a conscience. Many, many people of power (or aspiring it) are bona fide psychopaths. Not saying in this case it's a certainty, but it's quite common. They think they are better people and deserve it. "You" don't. You are lesser. You are Little People. It's Narcissism writ large.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 04, 2022 05:47 PM (aXxgO)

119 Egg McMuffin had it his way and he's not even associated with Burger King???

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 04, 2022 05:48 PM (FVME7)

120 I turned down a date with Eggy one time after I was warned he would ask me to remove my shell and then walk around the hotel nekkid to shock the normals. HE LOCKS YOU OUT OF THE ROOM.

Posted by: Fartclamx at March 04, 2022 05:49 PM (mNhhD)

121 >. Another upper middle class politicians who became a multi millionaire while in office.


there's a reason people spend million$ to get elected to public office

Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 05:49 PM (geLO8)

122 Bet that skull is 3" thick!

Posted by: Euell Gibbons at March 04, 2022 05:49 PM (g6+Ik)

123 Hey whig,

Would it be possible for you to email me at the link in my nic? I have a problem with my new M1 and I need some advice.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 04, 2022 05:49 PM (nfrXX)

124 What better career for a sociopath is there besides politics?

Posted by: kraken at March 04, 2022 05:49 PM (Vr12I)

125 I assume 90% of all non-profits - and ~100% of all charities - pull this kind of crap.

**

I'm still a tad unclear on how Blue Cross Blue Shield is a non-profit.

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 04, 2022 05:50 PM (cUuEU)

126 A non profit is a group that does things for no profit.

Posted by: Kamala at March 04, 2022 05:50 PM (WqbBO)

127 "Utahns believe in living within our means and paying off our debts as soon as possible"

Not really.

Utah's personal debt per capita is in the top 10 for states. And given its relative low cost of living, it shows Utah peeps live well above their means and fund it via debt.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 04, 2022 05:50 PM (OalnH)

128 Oddbob, what's the problem?

Posted by: whig at March 04, 2022 05:50 PM (Iq9dF)

129
Its a small minority, but a really noticeable one, all the big names. 90% of non profits are barely struggling along.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 05:47 PM (KZzsI)


Here's a big one:


Key factors to know about Wounded Warrior include:

In 2018, Wounded Warrior reported $264 million in total revenue, most of which came from contributions, gifts, and grants.
Expenses totaled $270 million (not including depreciation) in 2018, with 70% of revenue spent on compensation, direct response mail, television, and on-line expenses, grants, and program/other provider services.
Wounded Warrior had net assets of $305 million at year-end 2018.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 05:50 PM (Zz0t1)

130

The way West sees the Ukraine crisis reveals its underlying white supremacy
By Wang Wenwen

https://tinyurl.com/ythrd8k6

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 04, 2022 05:50 PM (63Dwl)

131 Whats up with the librarian blurb at the bottom of the post?

Posted by: Dogbert at March 04, 2022 05:51 PM (Z9HSN)

132 I assume 90% of all non-profits - and ~100% of all charities - pull this kind of crap.

___

Look up salaries of CEOs of big name charities. And your assumption will be confirmed.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 04, 2022 05:51 PM (OalnH)

133 109 My non profit is dedicated to rescuing polar bears from the lower 48 and returning them to their home in the arctic. For just a dollar a day you can rescue a wayward polar bear. Won't you think of the polar bears?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2022 05:46 PM (WqbBO)

I would imagine the big money is in inventing a problem and then selling the cure.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 04, 2022 05:51 PM (oeVy+)

134 I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me soooo hard.

Posted by: Evan McMullin at March 04, 2022 05:51 PM (F0YaR)

135 I'm alone in my house actually laughing out loud like a lunatic.
Posted by: CaliGirl

Look out behind ya !

Posted by: JT at March 04, 2022 05:51 PM (arJlL)

136 Shove an extension cord up his ass and plug it in.

I'm betting that melon lights up at 2400 Lumen.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 05:51 PM (Zz0t1)

137 >>What better career for a sociopath is there besides politics?

Posted by: kraken


acting

Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 05:51 PM (geLO8)

138 130

The way West sees the Ukraine crisis reveals its underlying white supremacy
By Wang Wenwen

https://tinyurl.com/ythrd8k6
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 04, 2022 05:50 PM (63Dwl)

Wang Wenwen! Snort.

Posted by: kraken at March 04, 2022 05:51 PM (Vr12I)

139 In 2018, Wounded Warrior reported $264 million in total revenue, most of which came from contributions, gifts, and grants.
Expenses totaled $270 million (not including depreciation) in 2018, with 70% of revenue spent on compensation, direct response mail, television, and on-line expenses, grants, and program/other provider services.
Wounded Warrior had net assets of $305 million at year-end 2018.
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 05:50 PM (Zz0t1)

It's why I stopped donating to them.
Animal shelters and needy families I know get my charity.

Oh and SGAMMO

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 04, 2022 05:52 PM (XvPQV)

140 $3 million? Heck, I'm willing to say stupid shit too, and for a lot less money. And I don't look like a triple-bleached penis.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 04, 2022 05:52 PM (HmZuC)

141 He should be forever known as Evan McMelon.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 05:52 PM (Zz0t1)

142 I'm a Bald-American with facial hair. Why the fuck do all these NeverTrump shithead grifters have to steal my look? It may be time to join the Hair Club for Men and buy a razor.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at March 04, 2022 05:52 PM (MCVM5)

143 126 A non profit is a group that does things for no profit.

Also Kamala: and profit is something only the evil do. So non-profits are always good.

Posted by: Dogbert at March 04, 2022 05:52 PM (Z9HSN)

144
I nominate Anne Georgolas to be the Almight Empress of the Karens. She is the ultimate Karen. Every drunken, bitter, frigid cunt who ever snarled out "Let me speak to you manager" looks at Anne Georgolas and says "there goes my Queen. You destroyed your dirty husband and the defied the laws of G-d and nature alike, and you forced that dirty little male you stole from that dirty big male to become a beautiful gurl."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2022 05:52 PM (SKVme)

145 I wonder how long it took for all those mask factories to shift gears to Ukraine flags

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 05:52 PM (KZzsI)

146 >>21 Utah elected Romney. If past behavior is the best predictor of future performance, they're quite capable of electing Mr. McMuffin.

There are many stupid people in Utah. I don't know if it its the bacon laced jello, the tight underwear, I dunno.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 04, 2022 05:52 PM (GYllL)

147 Anyone who gives this asshole grifter money deserves to get fucked over.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 04, 2022 05:52 PM (g6VYb)

148 I would imagine the big money is in inventing a problem and then selling the cure.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 04, 2022 05:51 PM (oeVy+)

Ixnay on the urecay.

Posted by: Moderna at March 04, 2022 05:52 PM (SH2Zi)

149 >>>124 What better career for a sociopath is there besides politics?


None. The career is custom-built for sociopaths.

Posted by: ace at March 04, 2022 05:52 PM (0G13K)

150 I'm still a tad unclear on how Blue Cross Blue Shield is a non-profit.
Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 04, 2022 05:50 PM

It is a mystery...

Posted by: Harvard at March 04, 2022 05:53 PM (RkC6l)

151 Most of these grifters run for office not to win, though they would like to, but to just run to raise a good paycheck.

Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2022 05:53 PM (2JoB8)

152 Hey look! A prick with ears!

Posted by: leber at March 04, 2022 05:53 PM (F9KQ6)

153
It's why I stopped donating to them.
Animal shelters and needy families I know get my charity.

Oh and SGAMMO
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 04, 2022 05:52 PM (XvPQV)



I've got some friends that are former Marines. They HATE the WWP. H.A.T.E........


I've received some shipments from SGAMMO.......

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 05:53 PM (Zz0t1)

154
It's why I stopped donating to them.
Animal shelters and needy families I know get my charity.

Oh and SGAMMO

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 04, 2022 05:52 PM (XvPQV)

Hmmm. Non-profit ammo charity?

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 04, 2022 05:54 PM (SH2Zi)

155 >>>A non profit is a group that does things for no profit.

Posted by: Kamala at March 04, 2022 05:50 PM (WqbBO)

Conclusion: FALSE

A non profit, in fact, is a group of people that performs services for no profit.

Posted by: PolitiFact at March 04, 2022 05:54 PM (QYPq3)

156 Please tell me the librarian one is satire. Lie to me if you must.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 04, 2022 05:54 PM (2NHgQ)

157 Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 05:50 PM (Zz0t1)

I figured that from the start and never contributed though I never disparaged them as it wasn't apparent at first. I have limited myself to the Semper Fi Fund in military charities. I'm sure they too will eventually turn.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 04, 2022 05:54 PM (uHFrd)

158 There are many stupid people in Utah. I don't know if it its the bacon laced jello, the tight underwear, I dunno.
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 04, 2022 05:52 PM (GYllL)
----------
I somehow conflated that into "bacon underwear".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 04, 2022 05:54 PM (W/MyG)

159 An egg macmuffin is a sandwich you can buy at Burger King.

Posted by: Kamala at March 04, 2022 05:54 PM (WqbBO)

160 Utah's personal debt per capita is in the top 10 for states. And given its relative low cost of living, it shows Utah peeps live well above their means and fund it via debt.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 04, 2022 05:50 PM (OalnH)
___________

Having 19 kids apiece can't be cheap.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2022 05:54 PM (BQHc3)

161 If you put your fingers in his ears you could use him for a bowling ball

Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2022 05:54 PM (J8ILO)

162 What better career for a sociopath is there besides politics?

Posted by: kraken at March 04, 2022 05:49 PM (Vr12I)


Even better than running a casino!

Frank "Lefty" Rosenthal & Anthony "The Ant" Spilotro



Posted by: Archer at March 04, 2022 05:54 PM (gmo/4)

163 Oddbob, what's the problem?

I took it out of the stock to check for any gunk before firing it and now I can't get it back in. The latch is too tight. I can't close it even using a woodworking clamp without bending the guard. I thought maybe something was misaligned but I can't see what it could be.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 04, 2022 05:55 PM (nfrXX)

164 156 Please tell me the librarian one is satire. Lie to me if you must.

yes it's a joke, it's just David French, Mr. Blessing of Liberty (TM)

Posted by: ace at March 04, 2022 05:55 PM (0G13K)

165 McMuffin is running against Mike Lee. He's almost as dumb as Nacho.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2022 05:55 PM (5PCgz)

166 SLC used to be a nice city. Clean, safe. Now it is a shithole with gangs everywhere. A perfect metaphor for Utah's politicians too.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 04, 2022 05:55 PM (OalnH)

167 I nominate Anne Georgolas to be the Almight Empress of the Karens. She is the ultimate Karen. Every drunken, bitter, frigid cunt who ever snarled out "Let me speak to you manager" looks at Anne Georgolas and says "there goes my Queen. You destroyed your dirty husband and the defied the laws of G-d and nature alike, and you forced that dirty little male you stole from that dirty big male to become a beautiful gurl."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2022 05:52 PM

Nailed it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2022 05:55 PM (RkC6l)

168
You can look at a majority of the non-profits and see their executive staff have yachts.
Posted by: Sponge

Good call, you'd be disgusted to know how much the CEO of Goodwill takes home.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 04, 2022 05:56 PM (vnqom)

169 125 I assume 90% of all non-profits - and ~100% of all charities - pull this kind of crap.

**

I'm still a tad unclear on how Blue Cross Blue Shield is a non-profit.
Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 04, 2022 05:50 PM (cUuEU)

Non-profit just means no shareholders. Not the same thing as being a charity.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 04, 2022 05:56 PM (z5Vrg)

170 Having 19 kids apiece can't be cheap.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2022 05:54 PM (BQHc3)

___

Heh. There probably is something to that. Having lots of kids ain't cheap, for sure. And the Mormons do love them some big families.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 04, 2022 05:56 PM (OalnH)

171 Charity Navigator is a good source to find credible charities.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 04, 2022 05:56 PM (uHFrd)

172 >>There are many stupid people in Utah. I don't know if it its the bacon laced jello, the tight underwear, I dunno.
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 04, 2022 05:52 PM (GYllL)
===

There is a genre of pron called Mormon Pron and it features said underwear. It's kind of good. According to my, uh, friend.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at March 04, 2022 05:56 PM (MCVM5)

173 My charity of choice is my church. They are accuntable to us for. every. dime. they distribute. And they distribute a lot. Point being, all local charities are a better choice.

Posted by: kraken at March 04, 2022 05:57 PM (Vr12I)

174
Good call, you'd be disgusted to know how much the CEO of Goodwill takes home.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 04, 2022 05:56 PM (vnqom)



My tax lady asks me every year......do you have any donations you can deduct?

Not many.....there aren't many worth my hard earned money.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 05:57 PM (Zz0t1)

175 Here is the dirty little secret of non-profits: non-profit does NOT mean non-revenue. It just means you have spend everything you bring in.

Spending it by paying yourself salary is perfectly legal.

Posted by: blaster at March 04, 2022 05:57 PM (9otr5)

176 Thanks ace. I feel better now. Happy to say I don't recognize French. Really happy.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 04, 2022 05:57 PM (2NHgQ)

177 Non-profit just means no shareholders. Not the same thing as being a charity.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 04, 2022 05:56 PM (z5Vrg)

Correct. Being organized as a non profit corporation and being tax-exempt are not the same thing.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 04, 2022 05:57 PM (II3Gr)

178 I'm still a tad unclear on how Blue Cross Blue Shield is a non-profit.
Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 04, 2022 05:50 PM

__

Same way Jeff Bezos officially makes (made) $150K a year as CEO of Amazon.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 04, 2022 05:57 PM (OalnH)

179 I somehow conflated that into "bacon underwear".
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 04, 2022 05:54 PM

This place will do that to you.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2022 05:58 PM (RkC6l)

180 Non-profit just means no shareholders. Not the same thing as being a charity.

*

huh. Whaddyaknow.

I'm still not willing to let go of the snark quite yet.

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 04, 2022 05:58 PM (cUuEU)

181 For Christmas I want David French signature diapers for my ass.

Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden, My Diaper Runneth Over at March 04, 2022 05:58 PM (ae8Of)

182 I somehow conflated that into "bacon underwear".
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 04, 2022 05:54 PM

This place will do that to you.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2022 05:58 PM (RkC6l)




Mmmmmmm.......bacon scented boobs.........

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 05:58 PM (Zz0t1)

183 >>>182 I somehow conflated that into "bacon underwear".

I've done that.

Posted by: ace's fartclam at March 04, 2022 05:58 PM (0G13K)

184 I nominate Anne Georgolas to be the Almight Empress of the Karens.
To Empress Anne!!!
Keeper of the Golden Scapel
Holder of the Scared Chalice
Heroinex of the Battle of the Fartclam
Lordette of the Coven Karen

Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2022 05:59 PM (axyOa)

185 Also, not every non-profit is a charity. In fact, most aren't. Most often, a non-profit has a charity arm.

So you could have a non-profit that operates a charity, which makes donations tax deductible, while at the same time, lobbies the government, which means it isn't tax deductible.

Posted by: blaster at March 04, 2022 05:59 PM (9otr5)

186 Putin has banned Facebook in Russia.
I'm liking this guy more and more every day.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 04, 2022 05:59 PM (OalnH)

187 It's a big grift, and you're not in on it.

I saw The Librarian of Kyiv open for The Nutcracker at the Bolshoi in '08.

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 04, 2022 05:59 PM (l6PV7)

188 If you put your fingers in his ears you could use him for a bowling ball
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2022 05:54 PM (J8ILO)

There it is.

Posted by: ... at March 04, 2022 05:59 PM (dscaa)

189 "Non-Profit" is a legal term for accounting purposes. That doesn't mean it doesn't "make money" or performs philanthropically.

People assume "non-profit" means good, beneficial, productive to the greater welfare, sacrificing, etc. Big mistake that some non-profits exploit with abandon.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 04, 2022 05:59 PM (aXxgO)

190 (goes back up, almost certain that it DID say "bacon underwear")

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 04, 2022 05:59 PM (cUuEU)

191 190 (goes back up, almost certain that it DID say "bacon underwear")

I thought it was bacon jello

Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2022 06:00 PM (J8ILO)

192 186 Putin has banned Facebook in Russia.
I'm liking this guy more and more every day.

***

I know, right?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 04, 2022 06:00 PM (lCui1)

193 Putin has banned Facebook in Russia.
I'm liking this guy more and more every day.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 04, 2022 05:59 PM (OalnH)



*blood spilling everywhere from vodka moms slitting their wrists*

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 06:00 PM (Zz0t1)

194 I guess Gutfeld has stopped the dye jobs

Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2022 06:00 PM (us2H3)

195 This place will do that to you.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2022 05:58 PM (RkC6l)

Mmmmmmm.......bacon scented boobs.........
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 05:58 PM

Sponge gets it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2022 06:00 PM (RkC6l)

196 Listen guys, this is important. Utah is a state in the United States. It's shaped like a square unlike Florida which is shaped like a dick. A dick. Umm, be right back.

Posted by: Kamala at March 04, 2022 06:01 PM (WqbBO)

197 193 Putin has banned Facebook in Russia.
I'm liking this guy more and more every day.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 04, 2022 05:59 PM (OalnH)


*blood spilling everywhere from vodka moms slitting their wrists*
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 06:00 PM (Zz0t1)

Stop it. I'm going to end up loving Putin at this rate.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 04, 2022 06:01 PM (II3Gr)

198 I am bitterly clinging to Kiev, and Kharkov..

Posted by: kraken at March 04, 2022 06:01 PM (Vr12I)

199 (goes back up, almost certain that it DID say "bacon underwear")
Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 04, 2022 05:59 PM (cUuEU)



It doesn't matter. Boobs are always dominant. Then bacon makes an appearance.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 06:01 PM (Zz0t1)

200 In Facebook, Russia bans you.

Posted by: Yakov Smirnoff at March 04, 2022 06:01 PM (aXxgO)

201
Yeah, well, Caesar was way underwater paying off bribes before he got that sweet gig in Gaul and was able to sort of not pay anyone back.

Let's all admit it: this sumbitch is badass.

Posted by: Auspex at March 04, 2022 06:01 PM (Xo3T0)

202 bewbs should be sweet, not savory

Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 06:01 PM (geLO8)

203 My Broad Wing Hawk is out

Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 04, 2022 06:01 PM (2JoB8)

204 I would say these people are doddering dildoheads but I would be stating the obvious

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Providing Emotional Support to Russian Women at March 04, 2022 06:02 PM (VTu1l)

205 People assume "non-profit" means good, beneficial, productive to the greater welfare, sacrificing, etc. Big mistake that some non-profits exploit with abandon.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 04, 2022 05:59 PM (aXxgO)


Perhaps even most.

Many pay multi-million dollar salaries to their EDs who sit in $175/sq ft office space on K street. If they just happen to be a retired congressperson, well, that's merely a coincidence.

Posted by: blaster at March 04, 2022 06:02 PM (9otr5)

206 like apple blossoms maybe

Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 06:02 PM (geLO8)

207 194 I guess Gutfeld has stopped the dye jobs
Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2022 06:00 PM (us2H3)

Is his late night show ever coming back on ? All it is now in his time spot is Ukraine ,Ukraine, Ukraine

Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2022 06:02 PM (J8ILO)

208 Utah's mean elevation above sea level is 6100 ft. It is the third highest in the CONUS. Might explain a lot.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 04, 2022 06:03 PM (GYllL)

209 186 Putin has banned Facebook in Russia.
I'm liking this guy more and more every day.

***

I know, right?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 04, 2022 06:00 PM (lCui1)

And CNN stopped broadcasting in Russia. Moscow MoMe?

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 04, 2022 06:03 PM (SH2Zi)

210 Is his late night show ever coming back on ? All it is now in his time spot is Ukraine ,Ukraine, Ukraine
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2022 06:02 PM (J8ILO)

___

Fox News = Biden News Network spewing his anti-Russian propaganda.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 04, 2022 06:03 PM (OalnH)

211 Jaded opinion... no "charity" org is actually involved in said "charity."

"Charity" by any other name is called "grift." Bible thumpers are at the top of that list. Sadly. But they have a captive and pliable customer base.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 04, 2022 06:03 PM (BFigT)

212 Gosh, McMullin was nothing more than a grifter playing spoiler and is fine with playing the same role this time around?

Vote Evan, because, this time, it isn't a grift!


Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 04, 2022 06:03 PM (5pTK/)

213 208 Utah's mean elevation above sea level is 6100 ft. It is the third highest in the CONUS. Might explain a lot.
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 04, 2022 06:03 PM (GYllL)

___

Explains the awesome snow they get. Well when they get it. This year's been quiet shitty.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 04, 2022 06:03 PM (OalnH)

214 My Broad Wing Hawk is out

Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 04, 2022 06:01 PM (2JoB

You . . . took it out?

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 04, 2022 06:03 PM (SH2Zi)

215 Is his late night show ever coming back on ? All it is now in his time spot is Ukraine ,Ukraine, Ukraine
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2022 06:02 PM (J8ILO)

dunno and I too, am tired of Ukraine

and I think a lot of Americans are too

Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2022 06:04 PM (us2H3)

216 My Broad Wing Hawk is out
Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 04, 2022 06:01 PM (2JoB

------------------------

Does this mean the chair is against the wall?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2022 06:04 PM (WqbBO)

217 Renfield's dildo

You're a god damn genius! This is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard. You must have a goddamn I.Q. of 160. You are goddamn gifted.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 04, 2022 06:04 PM (yrol0)

218 214 My Broad Wing Hawk is out

Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 04, 2022 06:01 PM (2JoB

You . . . took it out?
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 04, 2022 06:03 PM (SH2Zi)

skip has a no fly zone

Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2022 06:04 PM (us2H3)

219 dunno and I too, am tired of Ukraine

and I think a lot of Americans are too
Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2022 06:04 PM (us2H3)

__

I was tired of Covid too. And yet.....

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 04, 2022 06:04 PM (OalnH)

220 Renfield's dildo

New coblogger?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 04, 2022 06:05 PM (II3Gr)

221 Reuters is reporting that an IPSOS poll revealed that 74% of Americans now support a no-fly zone in Ukraine. I guarantee almost all of that 74% haven't the slightest idea what that really means.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 04, 2022 06:05 PM (HmZuC)

222

What if farts smelled like bacon?

Posted by: Live From Fucking, Austria at March 04, 2022 06:05 PM (SpbMr)

223 The NFL is a non-profit.

No, really.

Posted by: blaster at March 04, 2022 06:05 PM (9otr5)

224 I want one of these jobs where I can make millions of dollars while also being in debt, all while my day job consists mostly of bullshitting in front of computers and cameras.

Just kidding; I may be an asshole, but I have integrity. A Plussite pays his debts.

Posted by: CppThis at March 04, 2022 06:05 PM (UewuT)

225 Ukraine and Covid have certain Media similarities. Captain Obviously.

Posted by: kraken at March 04, 2022 06:05 PM (Vr12I)

226 His mother shouldn't have huffed so much paint thinner when she was pregnant with him.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 04, 2022 06:06 PM (iydjf)

227 If you put your fingers in his ears you could use him for a bowling ball
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2022 05:54 PM (J8ILO)

Oh, that McMullin man; big damn head.

- Billy Fish

Posted by: Archer at March 04, 2022 06:06 PM (gmo/4)

228 Reuters is reporting that an IPSOS poll revealed that 74% of Americans now support a no-fly zone in Ukraine.

I find that hard to believe

Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2022 06:06 PM (J8ILO)

229 Renfield's dildo

New coblogger?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 04, 2022 06:05 PM (II3Gr)

No relation.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 04, 2022 06:06 PM (SH2Zi)

230 when Putin decree he was agonna jail lying journos

CNN left

Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2022 06:06 PM (us2H3)

231 221 Reuters is reporting that an IPSOS poll revealed that 74% of Americans now support a no-fly zone in Ukraine. I guarantee almost all of that 74% haven't the slightest idea what that really means.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 04, 2022 06:05 PM (HmZuC)


I'm pretty sure that 74% of Americans would fail to find Ukraine on a map, even if we helpfully highlighted Russia and its neighbors for them.

Posted by: CppThis at March 04, 2022 06:06 PM (UewuT)

232 Before my mom went into the retirement home she donated to about 30 charities. She would send a small amount $5 or $10 every time they sent a solicitation with a gift included. I was able to convince her to pick one or two charities just before she was hospitalized. Now I get all the solicitations. I have Christmas cards , tote bags, pens and gloves that will last through the year 2050.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 04, 2022 06:06 PM (uHFrd)

233 McMuffin was in the CIA.

If you need any more reasons to disband it.

Posted by: blaster at March 04, 2022 06:06 PM (9otr5)

234 228 Reuters is reporting that an IPSOS poll revealed that 74% of Americans now support a no-fly zone in Ukraine.

I find that hard to believe
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2022 06:06 PM (J8ILO)

They just make shit up donna.

Posted by: kraken at March 04, 2022 06:06 PM (Vr12I)

235
So you could have a non-profit that operates a charity, which makes donations tax deductible, while at the same time, lobbies the government, which means it isn't tax deductible.
Posted by: blaster at March 04, 2022 05:59 PM (9otr5)

Rich people set up non-profits and they can give some of their money to the entity and they have to perform a public good or something to qualify and not be taxed. You can hire your whole family and set up fancy offices and staff, fly around the world first class to conferences and then have the entity pay for everything. It's a tax dodge thats' legal.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 04, 2022 06:07 PM (oeVy+)

236 >>>Reuters is reporting that an IPSOS poll revealed that 74% of Americans now support a no-fly zone in Ukraine. I guarantee almost all of that 74% haven't the slightest idea what that really means.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 04, 2022 06:05 PM (HmZuC)

Duh, we know what it means, stupid! It means anybody not wearing a mask cannot fly over Ukraine.

Posted by: Karens at March 04, 2022 06:07 PM (QYPq3)

237 >>Reuters is reporting that an IPSOS poll revealed that 74% of Americans now support a no-fly zone in Ukraine.

great
there are some European nations that supposedly, on paper at least, have air forces

have at it, comrade

Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 06:07 PM (geLO8)

238 I was tired of Covid too. And yet.....
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 04, 2022 06:04 PM (OalnH)

oh yes, that shit

Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2022 06:07 PM (us2H3)

239 >>I'm pretty sure that 74% of Americans would fail to find Ukraine USA on a map,

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 04, 2022 06:07 PM (GYllL)

240 The Broad Wing hawks are here most of year, they are supposed to migrate but if gone wasn't long

Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 04, 2022 06:07 PM (2JoB8)

241 221 Reuters is reporting that an IPSOS poll revealed that 74% of Americans now support a no-fly zone in Ukraine. I guarantee almost all of that 74% haven't the slightest idea what that really means.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 04, 2022 06:05 PM (HmZuC)

___

Propaganda works, unfortunately.
Biden's approval is also inching up.
I hate my fellow Americans some days. Well most days. But some days I really fucking hate them.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 04, 2022 06:07 PM (OalnH)

242 228 Reuters is reporting that an IPSOS poll revealed that 74% of Americans now support a no-fly zone in Ukraine.

I find that hard to believe
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2022 06:06 PM (J8ILO)


Yes, but they have been helpfully told that Putin wants to nuke them, so....

Posted by: blaster at March 04, 2022 06:08 PM (9otr5)

243 "Reuters is reporting that an IPSOS poll revealed that 74% of Americans now support a no-fly zone in Ukraine."

56% of polling data is made up on the spot.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 04, 2022 06:08 PM (aXxgO)

244 237 >>Reuters is reporting that an IPSOS poll revealed that 74% of Americans now support a no-fly zone in Ukraine.

great
there are some European nations that supposedly, on paper at least, have air forces

have at it, comrade
Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 06:07 PM (geLO

Well, the Italians fly the Fiat Fighter, so no help there.

Posted by: kraken at March 04, 2022 06:08 PM (Vr12I)

245 Anyone who thought that Neocons R Us dba Fox News wouldn't take the opportunity to relentlessly bang the war drum hasn't been paying attention.

Posted by: CppThis at March 04, 2022 06:08 PM (UewuT)

246 Utah politics are obnoxious. So many Nevertrumpers.

McMuffin is running as an independent. One of the top candidates on the GOP, Becky Edwards, openly bragged she voted for Biden over Trump.

So many snakes in the grass here that use the veneer of the church to wear a mantle of righteousness. Dems want Lee out too so are openly endorsing republicans they think can beat him.

Lee is not perfect, but he's better than the alternatives.

Posted by: LizLem at March 04, 2022 06:08 PM (aKC8Y)

247 Making another gallon pot of charcoal

Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 04, 2022 06:08 PM (2JoB8)

248 Rich people set up non-profits and they can give some of their money to the entity and they have to perform a public good or something to qualify and not be taxed. You can hire your whole family and set up fancy offices and staff, fly around the world first class to conferences and then have the entity pay for everything. It's a tax dodge thats' legal.
====

Fuck yeah!
*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at March 04, 2022 06:08 PM (iydjf)

249 The Clinton Foundation was a non profit right?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 04, 2022 06:08 PM (uHFrd)

250 McMuffin was in the CIA.

If you need any more reasons to disband it.
Posted by: blaster at March 04, 2022 06:06 PM

CIA coffee doesn't make itself.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2022 06:08 PM (RkC6l)

251 "Reuters is reporting that an IPSOS poll revealed that 74% of Americans now support a no-fly zone in Ukraine."

56% of polling data is made up on the spot.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 04, 2022 06:08 PM (aXxgO)

7/8 pollsters agree with their funders.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 04, 2022 06:09 PM (SH2Zi)

252 NATO says no to no-fly zone over Ukraine:

https://tinyurl.com/wpmyza89

Oh, come on! NATO could have told Russia twelve months ago that could care less about Ukraine and this whole invasion thing would have never happened. The US playing coy and NATO trying to suggest that Russia needed to worry and the Ukrainians (or Uraniums?) playing this up to get more toys and money caused this whole shamangle. NATO was never going to commit military assets to this.

The US State Dept stripey pants folks are basic idiots with zero direction from the Klain administration, who are themselves 5th graders on the world stage - Heaven help us.

Posted by: Boswell at March 04, 2022 06:09 PM (5iUNf)

253 My memory of SLC was being accosted by attractive Mormon girls handing out flyers.

Managed to keep their attention for 20 minutes asking questions until they realized I just wanted to see their boobs jiggle

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Providing Emotional Support to Russian Women at March 04, 2022 06:09 PM (VTu1l)

254 IPSOS Poll Question:

Would you support a no fly zone if it meant that Putin could no longer murder cute little puppies?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2022 06:09 PM (WqbBO)

255 239 >>I'm pretty sure that 74% of Americans would fail to find Ukraine USA on a map,
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 04, 2022 06:07 PM (GYllL)


It's the power of and, baby!

Posted by: CppThis at March 04, 2022 06:09 PM (UewuT)

256 I took it out of the stock to check for any gunk before firing it and now I can't get it back in. The latch is too tight. I can't close it even using a woodworking clamp without bending the guard. I thought maybe something was misaligned but I can't see what it could be.

Posted by: Oddbob
------------------
Do you have the milled or stamped trigger guard?

Posted by: whig at March 04, 2022 06:09 PM (Iq9dF)

257 We've reached an absolutely bizarre version of psychotic aristocracy.

Think about this. Putin doesn't rule Russia by an iron fist. He can't. He has to trade favors, make deals, and otherwise keep a bunch other lesser oligarchs nominally supporting him - while the citizens more or less go along grudgingly.

Here ? We have fucking people willingly throwing their money at Evan McMullin !!! At to think, back in the day, the Mafia would actually keep your business safe for only 10%. They'd put a particularly out of line cop back in line - so to speak.

I've never seen a "back the mob" bumper sticker. Yet - here we fucking are.

Posted by: Statistics at March 04, 2022 06:09 PM (orQOl)

258 OT, news from behind enemy lines: gasoline in nearby stations here in SoCal is running up to $5.69/gal.

Thanks, F. Joe Biden! Thanks, Governor Brylcream!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2022 06:09 PM (BQHc3)

259 For that matter, what kind of guy asks people to give him money so he can run for political office?

Posted by: Caliban at March 04, 2022 06:09 PM (HgGBT)

260 I can believe 3/4 want a no fly zone. Ask a LIV what's going on in Ukraine and the answer will be Putin woke up one day out of the blue and decided to invade peaceful Democrat Ukraine for no reason. Oh and he's killing babies too. It's on Twitter and Facebook.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 04, 2022 06:09 PM (OalnH)

261 Much of America is a stupid Media Driven herd.

Posted by: kraken at March 04, 2022 06:09 PM (Vr12I)

262 Rich people set up non-profits and they can give some of their money to the entity and they have to perform a public good or something to qualify and not be taxed. You can hire your whole family and set up fancy offices and staff, fly around the world first class to conferences and then have the entity pay for everything. It's a tax dodge thats' legal.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 04, 2022 06:07 PM (oeVy+)


I'll have you know my family deserved all of that money.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 04, 2022 06:09 PM (9otr5)

263 Oddbob, also sent you a message. Had to configure my email program.

Posted by: whig at March 04, 2022 06:09 PM (Iq9dF)

264 259 For that matter, what kind of guy asks people to give him money so he can run for political office?
Posted by: Caliban at March 04, 2022 06:09 PM (HgGBT)

___

Every politician ever?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 04, 2022 06:10 PM (OalnH)

265 >>>Yes, but they have been helpfully told that Putin wants to nuke them, so....

Posted by: blaster at March 04, 2022 06:08 PM (9otr5)

But they have not been helpfully told that if we declare a no fly zone over Ukraine Putin WILL want to nuke them, so...

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 04, 2022 06:10 PM (QYPq3)

266 REPORT: Soros-Linked Operative Controlled Green Bays Election Using Secret Hotel Wi-Fi


I think this happened all over the place. Set a scanner to reject ballots and then put the adjudicated ballots to the side (digitally).

Then move the votes in block to each candidate.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 04, 2022 06:10 PM (yrol0)

267 I'm sure Putin would have no problem with NATO military aircraft enforcing a no fly zone over Ukraine.
Nope, none at all...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 04, 2022 06:10 PM (jTmQV)

268 Username of that email is a famous Whig btw. Sort of an injoke.

Posted by: whig at March 04, 2022 06:10 PM (Iq9dF)

269 Utah Mormans deserve no better than this creep.

Posted by: Regular joe at March 04, 2022 06:10 PM (kQlvx)

270 166 SLC used to be a nice city. Clean, safe. Now it is a shithole with gangs everywhere. A perfect metaphor for Utah's politicians too.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 04, 2022 05:55 PM (OalnH)
____________

Shit. The younger Guevara spawn is proposing to look for jobs in Utah.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2022 06:10 PM (BQHc3)

271 Asian Crime Report @activeasian
Shoplifter at Walgreens in the Richmond District gets violent and throws bananas at a white guy! Blame Supervisor Connie Chan and the ppl who voted for her. Video credit to @DionLimTV [44-second video]

https://nitter.net/activeasian/status/
1499613795991179265

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 04, 2022 06:10 PM (UHVv4)

272 Don't like Biden Junta disasters?

It's all a plan.

https://tinyurl.com/2u7k58f8

Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden, My Diaper Runneth Over at March 04, 2022 06:11 PM (AZFdl)

273 Lee is not perfect, but he's better than the alternatives.
Posted by: LizLem

Cuz? is that you?

Posted by: Infidel at March 04, 2022 06:11 PM (ou23q)

274 Rich people set up non-profits and they can give some of their money to the entity and they have to perform a public good or something to qualify and not be taxed. You can hire your whole family and set up fancy offices and staff, fly around the world first class to conferences and then have the entity pay for everything. It's a tax dodge thats' legal.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 04, 2022 06:07 PM (oeVy+)


Now do Dem Women Congresscritters!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 04, 2022 06:11 PM (yrol0)

275 Fact check: the statement is mostly false.
Evan paid himself only $2,922,305

Posted by: Mitch probably at March 04, 2022 06:11 PM (ckDoc)

276 Still never heard of McMuffin before 2016.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 04, 2022 06:11 PM (QCwhW)

277 256 I took it out of the stock to check for any gunk before firing it and now I can't get it back in. The latch is too tight. I can't close it even using a woodworking clamp without bending the guard. I thought maybe something was misaligned but I can't see what it could be.

Posted by: Oddbob


You...took it out. And then a woodworking clamp? What in the heck?

Oh. You were doing the gun thread portion.

Posted by: blaster at March 04, 2022 06:11 PM (9otr5)

278 bewbs should be sweet, not savory
Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 06:01 PM (geLO8 )



Seems an 'and' is required here.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 06:11 PM (Zz0t1)

279 235 Rich people set up non-profits and they can give some of their money to the entity and they have to perform a public good or something to qualify and not be taxed. You can hire your whole family and set up fancy offices and staff, fly around the world first class to conferences and then have the entity pay for everything. It's a tax dodge thats' legal.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 04, 2022 06:07 PM (oeVy+)


So I take it that I'm not the only one who used to work in the nonprofit business? Good, good, that will simplify some explanations!

Posted by: CppThis at March 04, 2022 06:11 PM (UewuT)

280 And there will still be NeverTrumpers who vote for this assclown again.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 04, 2022 06:12 PM (VWp7G)

281
What if farts smelled like bacon?
Posted by: Live From Fucking, Austria at March 04, 2022 06:05 PM (SpbMr)



garrett would be in heaven.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 06:12 PM (Zz0t1)

282 Yeah, well, Caesar was way underwater paying off bribes before he got that sweet gig in Gaul and was able to sort of not pay anyone back.

Yeah but to set himself up like Caesar did, he'd have to borrow like 10 billion each from the ten richest men on earth. Caesar's cleverness was managing to borrow so much from these rich men that they became dependent on his success.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 06:12 PM (KZzsI)

283 At this point, being frugal and honest are beginning to look like a sucker's bet in this country.

And it's no wonder that none of our "elites" believe in meritocracy anymore. They certainly didn't get where they are on merit.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 04, 2022 06:12 PM (KFhLj)

284 At Ipsos we believe our clients need more than a data supplier, they need a partner who can produce accurate and relevant information and turn it into actionable truth.


how do you turn something into the truth

Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 06:12 PM (geLO8)

285 I feel like a really dumb retarded fuck for having blindly supported the Iraq war the way I did. It was all lies and propaganda, just like this time around. And the peopl e who understood what was happening were called traitors and shit by "patriots" like me.

Ugh.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 04, 2022 06:12 PM (OalnH)

286 This is why our passionately curious experts not only provide the most precise measurement, but shape it to provide True Understanding of Society, Markets and People.

Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 06:13 PM (geLO8)

287 Here's the link to the poll:
https://tinyurl.com/2324v4hj

They also note 40% want American airstrikes on Russians, while at the same time 74% want an NFZ. Clearly not polling our best and brightest.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 04, 2022 06:13 PM (HmZuC)

288 > then have sex with stupid leftwing women

That's only good if you have some way of making sure, and I mean DAMNED sure, that they go away afterwards.

Then you have to worry about them "#metoo"ing you for the rest of your life.

Probably not worth the long-term risk.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2022 06:13 PM (bW8dp)

289 >>56 So Kamala is going over to Poland. Putin's going to keep going til he reaches the Atlantic.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2022 05:39 PM (WqbBO)

We're sending her to Poland because I hear they're not too bright over there.

("Jill! What was that Polack joke you were telling me yesterday?"

"Oh, you mean the one about Lori Lightfoot's penis?")

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 04, 2022 06:13 PM (HgGBT)

290 270 166 SLC used to be a nice city. Clean, safe. Now it is a shithole with gangs everywhere. A perfect metaphor for Utah's politicians too.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 04, 2022 05:55 PM (OalnH)
____________

Shit. The younger Guevara spawn is proposing to look for jobs in Utah.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2022 06:10 PM (BQHc3)

___

There's still nice parts of SLC, but a lot of it is a shithole. It's becoming LA with snow. Much like Denver.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 04, 2022 06:13 PM (OalnH)

291 the Finnish President is worse than Brandon

can't understand a word he says

Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2022 06:14 PM (us2H3)

292 Yeah but to set himself up like Caesar did, he'd have to borrow like 10 billion each from the ten richest men on earth. Caesar's cleverness was managing to borrow so much from these rich men that they became dependent on his success.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 06:12 PM (KZzsI)
___________

Ah, the Mexican dipsy-doodle. You borrow so much that it's the lenders who are sweating blood. They don't dare declare the loan non-performing, or it'll kick their balance sheet in the balls.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2022 06:14 PM (BQHc3)

293 282 Yeah, well, Caesar was way underwater paying off bribes before he got that sweet gig in Gaul and was able to sort of not pay anyone back.

Yeah but to set himself up like Caesar did, he'd have to borrow like 10 billion each from the ten richest men on earth. Caesar's cleverness was managing to borrow so much from these rich men that they became dependent on his success.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 06:12 PM (KZzsI)

Also being once in a millennia both as a politician and general, but you know... Caesar.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 04, 2022 06:14 PM (QCwhW)

294 We Have Become So Boring as a City NYC Mayor Eric Adams Announces Citywide Vaccine Mandate For Businesses will be Lifted

Come for the shit rubbed in your face.

Stay for Broadway and the Statue of Immigration.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 04, 2022 06:14 PM (yrol0)

295 In House of Cards, Claire worked for a clean water nonprofit. I was actually impressed a left wing show was open about how nonprofits are abused.

Nonprofit status is $0 in profits. If you can show a $0 balance at the end of the year, who cares how lavishly you treated yourself with a company car and trips and swanky lifestyle? Nice scam if you can get it for the elites, and they've been running the grift forever.

Posted by: LizLem at March 04, 2022 06:14 PM (aKC8Y)

296 how do you turn something into the truth
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Repeat it over and over and destroy anyone who says any different.

Posted by: MSM at March 04, 2022 06:14 PM (iydjf)

297 285 I feel like a really dumb retarded fuck for having blindly supported the Iraq war the way I did. It was all lies and propaganda, just like this time around. And the peopl e who understood what was happening were called traitors and shit by "patriots" like me.

Ugh.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 04, 2022 06:12 PM (OalnH)

Same here. Thus my extreme mistrust, bile, and cynicism directed twards the Rah Rah let's fight! contingent. This is the same old shit.

Posted by: kraken at March 04, 2022 06:14 PM (Vr12I)

298 SLC is going green but they will never get off the grid

Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2022 06:15 PM (us2H3)

299 > Caesar's cleverness was managing to borrow so much from these rich men that they became dependent on his success.

Right. He was the first known person in history to figure out that if you owe a small amount, the bank owns you, while if you owe a really, really large amount, you own the bank.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2022 06:15 PM (bW8dp)

300 I have a feeling we will get a Denazification Caffe tonight....

Posted by: runner at March 04, 2022 06:15 PM (V13WU)

301 249 The Clinton Foundation was a non profit right?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 04, 2022 06:08 PM (uHFrd)

Exactly. It's a way to lessen the estate tax burden, I think and funnel the money to your family at the same time. I forget how much money/time you have to donate each year. I'm sure it changes.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 04, 2022 06:15 PM (oeVy+)

302 Saw that gas at a regular gas station was 4.19.
Thanks Biden voters!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 04, 2022 06:15 PM (lCui1)

303 Now I get all the solicitations. I have Christmas cards , tote bags, pens and gloves that will last through the year 2050.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 04, 2022 06:06 PM (uHFrd)


I think I got my last dreamcatcher in July, they seem to have finally clued in after 4 years.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 04, 2022 06:16 PM (wAnMi)

304 Do you have the milled or stamped trigger guard?

Replied via email. Thanks.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 04, 2022 06:16 PM (nfrXX)

305 There's still nice parts of SLC, but a lot of it is a shithole. It's becoming LA with snow. Much like Denver.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 04, 2022 06:13 PM (OalnH)
____________

Yeah, but there are probably nice parts of Detroit, too. Behind concertina wire, claymores, towers manned by guards with machine guns.

The distressing thing is that it sounds like SLC is on the turn, following Seattle, Portland, SF, LA, and now Minneapolis.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2022 06:16 PM (BQHc3)

306 I know a few Mormon's that took it personally when Trump rightly shit all over Romney's pointy head. It is a butthurt that can't be relieved I'm afraid.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 04, 2022 06:16 PM (GYllL)

307 Supreme Court Reinstates Death Sentence For Boston Marathon Bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev

I would pay $10k to pull the switch!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 04, 2022 06:16 PM (yrol0)

308 I feel like a really dumb retarded fuck for having blindly supported the Iraq war the way I did. It was all lies and propaganda

The thing was, it wasn't all lies and propaganda. The key elements were all true.

Iraq DID have WMDs, mostly sent to Syria. Not as many as claimed, but definitely existed. So not a lie, but overstated.
Iraq was collecting and refining Yellowcake uranium, as claimed.
Iraq was a place that trained, equipped, and harbored terrorists, including major terrorist leaders.
I mean you go down the list, there's none of it that turns out to be falsehoods, just overstatement or exaggeration at times.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 06:16 PM (KZzsI)

309 301 249 The Clinton Foundation was a non profit right?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 04, 2022 06:08 PM (uHFrd)

Exactly. It's a way to lessen the estate tax burden, I think and funnel the money to your family at the same time. I forget how much money/time you have to donate each year. I'm sure it changes.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 04, 2022 06:15 PM (oeVy+)


5%.

Posted by: kraken at March 04, 2022 06:16 PM (Vr12I)

310 the Finnish President is worse than Brandon

can't understand a word he says

***

LET'S GET READY TO MUMBLE

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 04, 2022 06:16 PM (cUuEU)

311 >>> So Kamala is going over to Poland.

To be fair, she's had a lot of experience with Poles.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 04, 2022 06:17 PM (HmZuC)

312 It's funny. They say 'going green' all the while the elimination of CO2 will cause trees, grass and other leafy vegetation to die off and NOTHING will be green.

Human's are stupid and easily manipulated.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 06:17 PM (Zz0t1)

313 I was against the Iraq War. It was not morally justified even if the WMD cover story were true. My only political error ever was voting for Barky for senate in 2006.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at March 04, 2022 06:17 PM (vN+oL)

314 Putin banned Facebook and Twitter.

Posted by: runner at March 04, 2022 06:17 PM (V13WU)

315 don't have a problem with a no fly zone

as long it extends to the Rooskie's ICBMs

if not, no

Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2022 06:17 PM (us2H3)

316 302 Saw that gas at a regular gas station was 4.19.
Thanks Biden voters!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 04, 2022 06:15 PM (lCui1)
____________

This just in: we saw a gas station here in CA that was charging ... wait for it ... $5.90/gal.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2022 06:17 PM (BQHc3)

317 Thanks Biden voters!

**

THERE we go.

Don't blame some elderly dementia sufferer a thousand miles away. Remind everyone that it's their neighbors that did this to them.

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 04, 2022 06:17 PM (cUuEU)

318 SLC had a hard left mayor who was....wait for it... LBTQXYZ123!@#

Which goes to show, cities are the same regardless of the state they're in. Red states and blue states don't really mean anything. It's shithole cities vs rural/exurban areas. That's where the dividing lines are not state borders.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 04, 2022 06:17 PM (OalnH)

319 The thing was, it wasn't all lies and propaganda. The key elements were all true.

Iraq DID have WMDs, mostly sent to Syria. Not as many as claimed, but definitely existed. So not a lie, but overstated.
Iraq was collecting and refining Yellowcake uranium, as claimed.
Iraq was a place that trained, equipped, and harbored terrorists, including major terrorist leaders.
I mean you go down the list, there's none of it that turns out to be falsehoods, just overstatement or exaggeration at times.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 06:16 PM (KZzsI)

Plus Iraq could act as a lynchpin to the US's position to the Middle East. If we had kept it. Afghanistan was far more dubious. Invading a country for decades to chase one guy.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 04, 2022 06:18 PM (z5Vrg)

320 310 the Finnish President is worse than Brandon

can't understand a word he says

***

LET'S GET READY TO MUMBLE
Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 04, 2022 06:16 PM (cUuEU)

Is he speaking Finnish? Because I think Joe is speaking Finnish.

Posted by: kraken at March 04, 2022 06:18 PM (Vr12I)

321 >>>Human's are stupid and easily manipulated.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 06:17 PM (Zz0t1)

Holy crap! Maybe we're the lizard people.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 04, 2022 06:18 PM (QYPq3)

322 314 Putin banned Facebook and Twitter.
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2022 06:17 PM (V13WU)
____________

Putin 2024!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2022 06:18 PM (BQHc3)

323 > The Clinton Foundation was a non profit right?

Yep. The Clinton "non-profit" was purely a mechanism for funding no-show, no-work "jobs" and four star luxury travel for the Clintons and their cronies.

Another common grift is to have your "non-profit" buy fucktons of goods and/or services from another, very much for profit, company that you also control.

Oral Roberts was an early pioneer in that area. He'd cry on television about how many millions of dollars all the free Bibles and other religious literature he sent out cost, but never bothered to mention that he owned the printing company that printed all that stuff.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2022 06:18 PM (bW8dp)

324 **

LET'S GET READY TO MUMBLE
Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 04, 2022 06:16 PM (cUuEU)



"Pass the potato skins."

"THEYRRRRRRRRRRE LOOOOOOAAADDDED!!"

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 06:18 PM (Zz0t1)

325 LET'S GET READY TO MUMBLE
Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 04, 2022 06:16 PM (cUuEU)

lol

Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2022 06:18 PM (us2H3)

326 314 Putin banned Facebook and Twitter.
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2022 06:17 PM (V13WU)

____

Who will Russians know what to think now?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 04, 2022 06:18 PM (OalnH)

327 911:

BIDEN IN HOSPITAL

Cant stop Putin!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 04, 2022 06:18 PM (yrol0)

328 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 06:16 PM (KZzsI)

They also violated all 17 of the UN resolutions. We spent over a year making the case for the invasion.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 04, 2022 06:18 PM (uHFrd)

329 Also, as an aside - if a gang of vagrants were to snatch Anne Georgolas outside of a wine bar and spirit her away to their switchyard barrel fire for a night of tough hobo love before tossing her in with a hungry lion on a passing circus train, I'd be cool with that outcome.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2022 06:18 PM (SKVme)

330 314 Putin banned Facebook and Twitter.
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2022 06:17 PM (V13WU)
Better. And better.

Posted by: kraken at March 04, 2022 06:19 PM (Vr12I)

331 >>Supreme Court Reinstates Death Sentence For Boston Marathon Bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev

I propose death by nailgun

Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 06:19 PM (geLO8)

332 Putin 2024!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2022 06:18 PM (BQHc3)

I think he is set for 2024....

Posted by: runner at March 04, 2022 06:19 PM (V13WU)

333 I had a minor argument with a uncle that I didn't think the Iraq war was needed. Sadam wasn't going anywhere and didn't think he had anything to do with 9/11

Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 04, 2022 06:19 PM (2JoB8)

334 Also with Iraq, there was the whole Iraq-Iran-Saudi hate triangle looming over it, and the implication that the inevitable outcome would be the world's oil supply literally on fire and resulting resource wars.

I'm not really seeing the geopolitical advantage of any sort of Ukraine intervention. All I see is EU/US elites being dicks (as usual) and the Ukes taking it a bit too seriously, to their obvious detriment.

Posted by: CppThis at March 04, 2022 06:19 PM (UewuT)

335 And Caesar was a helluva Chimp.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 04, 2022 06:19 PM (UHVv4)

336 I think he is set for 2024....
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2022 06:19 PM (V13WU)

Not if I get him first

Posted by: Ms.Lindsey at March 04, 2022 06:19 PM (J8ILO)

337
Nonprofit status is $0 in profits. If you can show a $0 balance at the end of the year, who cares how lavishly you treated yourself with a company car and trips and swanky lifestyle? Nice scam if you can get it for the elites, and they've been running the grift forever.
Posted by: LizLem at March 04, 2022 06:14 PM (aKC8Y)

I'm not an accountant but you can carry a balance and pay zero tax. 501(c) I believe. You just have to file the 990 form every year

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 04, 2022 06:20 PM (oeVy+)

338 There is always TikTok...

Posted by: runner at March 04, 2022 06:20 PM (V13WU)

339 Oral Roberts was an early pioneer in that area. He'd cry on television about how many millions of dollars all the free Bibles and other religious literature he sent out cost, but never bothered to mention that he owned the printing company that printed all that stuff.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2022 06:18 PM (bW8dp)

Got in big trouble years ago. Family came to visit and were headed to Tulsa to see Oral.

I asked them the take my rods and reels to be blessed.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 04, 2022 06:20 PM (yrol0)

340 I think youtube is also restricted...

Posted by: runner at March 04, 2022 06:20 PM (V13WU)

341 But yes, I agree that--especially in hindsight--everyone that was vaguely on the Bush side of the fence was too quick to denounce dissent. Object lesson.

Posted by: CppThis at March 04, 2022 06:20 PM (UewuT)

342 Putin 2024!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2022 06:18 PM (BQHc3)

Don't make Ace ragetwitch.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 04, 2022 06:20 PM (SH2Zi)

343 SLC had a hard left mayor who was....wait for it... LBTQXYZ123!@#
____________

San Diego now has a Filipino HIV vector as mayor, too.

And Mohammed M. Mohammed in charge of transit stuff, trying to shut down roads and freeways to get us out of our cars. Bicycles are the way of the future! Especially after they shut down all the power plants, right after people get EVs.

Top. Men.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2022 06:20 PM (BQHc3)

344 >>> Shit. The younger Guevara spawn is proposing to look for jobs in Utah.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2022 06:10 PM (BQHc3)

It's still nice in areas. I still love it. But between Colorado literally bussing their homeless here to be our problem, and the Californians coming in and driving up real estate so you can't buy a decent house anymore, it's hard in the wrong parts of town. The suburbs are still great though.

Utah pushed the "silicon slopes" of turning us into the Silicon Valley of the Rocky Mountains. With that comes the housing prices and the lefty ideas. Luckily decent conservatives breed like rabbits so hopefully that outpaces the bad.

Posted by: LizLem at March 04, 2022 06:20 PM (aKC8Y)

345 TACC, Pravda, and Izvestia.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 04, 2022 06:20 PM (UHVv4)

346 It was not morally justified even if the WMD cover story were true.

Its a tough call, I think the historical and international law justification is all there in the case that Cheney made at the UN, but it could have gone either way. Knowing what we do now (lousy ROI, stupid political interference, leftist treachery, etc) I argue we should have stayed out now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 06:20 PM (KZzsI)

347
I propose death by nailgun
Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 06:19 PM (geLO8 )



One nail at a time.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 06:21 PM (Zz0t1)

348 I propose death by nailgun
Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 06:19 PM (geLO

Judges would have also accepted feet first in a wood chipper.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 04, 2022 06:21 PM (yrol0)

349 342 Putin 2024!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2022 06:18 PM (BQHc3)

Don't make Ace ragetwitch.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 04, 2022 06:20 PM (SH2Zi)
____________

Anybody who shuts down Twitter AND Facebook deserves a look-in.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2022 06:21 PM (BQHc3)

350 >> 911:

BIDEN IN HOSPITAL

Cant stop Putin!



don't tease me with this

Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 06:21 PM (geLO8)

351 >>>314 Putin banned Facebook and Twitter.
Posted by: runner

it's a good start.

Posted by: ace at March 04, 2022 06:21 PM (0G13K)

352 Zelensky got 70% of the vote ! I want to hire his campaign manager !

Posted by: runner at March 04, 2022 06:22 PM (V13WU)

353 Demoralised Russian Soldiers Tell Of Anger At Being 'Duped' Into War
Five Russian soldiers sit in a brick building. They are blindfolded: the latest prisoners to be captured inside Ukraine. A Ukrainian voice interrogates them. "Speak," he says to the group's Russian officer. What message would he like to send to his soldiers and to Russians back at home?

"Frankly speaking, they tricked us," the officer replies, referring to his military superiors sitting in Moscow. "Everything we were told was a fake. I would tell my guys to leave Ukrainian territory. We've got families and children. I think 90% of us would agree to go home."

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 04, 2022 06:22 PM (UHVv4)

354 Plus Iraq could act as a lynchpin to the US's position to the Middle East.

Spoken like a dude that's ignored every single time the US has occupied anywhere since the time we started writing shit down.

Name me one place we ever occupied that likes us ? I'll wait.

Posted by: Statistics at March 04, 2022 06:22 PM (orQOl)

355 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 06:20 PM (KZzsI)

Just for accuracy sake it was Powell at the UN.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 04, 2022 06:22 PM (uHFrd)

356 Nonprofit status is $0 in profits

Not exactly. You can have revenue exceeding expenses, referred to as an "operating margin" instead of a "profit." However it gets reinvested into the organization, such as expansion, new capital projects, etc. since there are no shareholders.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 04, 2022 06:22 PM (II3Gr)

357 I thought San Diego was the sane little island left in Cali. It has turned as well? Bummer.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 04, 2022 06:22 PM (OalnH)

358 So THAT'S what Lori Lightfoot's penis looks like.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 04, 2022 06:22 PM (F0YaR)

359 Invading a country for decades to chase one guy.

Dude got the chop in 2011. Still stayed there for a decade. Doubtless because of our enduring commitment to sovereignty and self-determination.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 04, 2022 06:22 PM (KFhLj)

360
Spoken like a dude that's ignored every single time the US has occupied anywhere since the time we started writing shit down.

Name me one place we ever occupied that likes us ? I'll wait.
Posted by: Statistics at March 04, 2022 06:22 PM (orQOl)

We didn't exactly give Japan or Germany a choice.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 04, 2022 06:23 PM (z5Vrg)

361 Luckily decent conservatives breed like rabbits so hopefully that outpaces the bad.
Posted by: LizLem at March 04, 2022 06:20 PM (aKC8Y)
___________

That was the basis for his interest. He's proposing to go into teaching. But in California? No way.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2022 06:23 PM (BQHc3)

362 > Luckily decent conservatives breed like rabbits so hopefully that outpaces the bad.

The future belongs to the "Three Ms" -- Mormons, Muslims, and Mexicans.

And the late, great, Jerry Pournelle could've created a fantastic shared-world storie milieu based on that premise.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2022 06:23 PM (bW8dp)

363
Got in big trouble years ago. Family came to visit and were headed to Tulsa to see Oral.

I asked them the take my rods and reels to be blessed.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Didn't he have the PTO club?
I heard it meant Please Take Oral.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 04, 2022 06:23 PM (vnqom)

364 Name me one place we ever occupied that likes us ? I'll wait.
Posted by: Statistics at March 04, 2022 06:22 PM (orQOl)

Japan

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 04, 2022 06:23 PM (uHFrd)

365 TACC, Pravda, and Izvestia.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 04, 2022 06:20 PM (UHVv4)


But enough about NYT, WaPo and CNN....

Posted by: runner at March 04, 2022 06:23 PM (V13WU)

366 Name me one place we ever occupied that likes us ? I'll wait.
Posted by: Statistics at March 04, 2022 06:22 PM (orQOl)

____

Hawaii? Oh right.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 04, 2022 06:23 PM (OalnH)

367 Vlad on a cracker, he's Putin on the Ritz!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 04, 2022 06:23 PM (II3Gr)

368 354 Plus Iraq could act as a lynchpin to the US's position to the Middle East.

Spoken like a dude that's ignored every single time the US has occupied anywhere since the time we started writing shit down.

Name me one place we ever occupied that likes us ? I'll wait.
Posted by: Statistics at March 04, 2022 06:22 PM (orQOl)

Is that an iteration of the Domino Theory?

Posted by: kraken at March 04, 2022 06:23 PM (Vr12I)

369 tell me they're wrong

Rooskies call Graham 'a mindless drunk"

Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2022 06:24 PM (us2H3)

370 If abush had done what was necessary in Afghanistan, Iraq would've been unnecessary.

Posted by: Duke Lowell, The Mad Hater at March 04, 2022 06:24 PM (Sa6AO)

371 367 Vlad on a cracker, he's Putin on the Ritz!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 04, 2022 06:23 PM (II3Gr)

Lol.

Posted by: kraken at March 04, 2022 06:24 PM (Vr12I)

372 Akshually , TASS is still accessible. very dry stuff , no oomph.

Posted by: runner at March 04, 2022 06:24 PM (V13WU)

373 Just for accuracy sake it was Powell at the UN.

Right, thanks. I should doublecheck details on stuff like that right now before posting, my brain is still in a cloud. With no Meg Ryan

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 06:24 PM (KZzsI)

374 Read some article awhile ago most if not %99 of non profits hardly give away %50 of intake. Many corporate officers are pulling in high 6 figures in these.

Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 04, 2022 06:24 PM (2JoB8)

375 I'd just abolish non-profits. Self-professed do-gooders are an evil to be avoided.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 04, 2022 06:24 PM (KFhLj)

376 357 I thought San Diego was the sane little island left in Cali. It has turned as well? Bummer.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 04, 2022 06:22 PM (OalnH)
____________

It was. But refugees from SF have moved here en masse. If you look at a map of where people come from, there's a massive arrow from SF to SD.

And by odd coincidence, an increasingly "vibrant" and "robust" homosexual community.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2022 06:24 PM (BQHc3)

377 Is Biden really in the hospital? Or is that a wisecrack? Is it Harris Time?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2022 06:24 PM (SKVme)

378
You are living in a country where political people are stealing Billions of your dollars and laughing at you while they are doing it. Publicly.

I know all Morons understand this. The price of fighting it is personal and financial ruination.

Ewen seems like a great place to start fighting back, 'cause he and the anti-Trumpers aren't going to find a media / government cabal willing to go to war for them.

Posted by: Auspex at March 04, 2022 06:24 PM (Xo3T0)

379 In before Lindsey Graham threatens to tongue-punch his fartclam?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 04, 2022 06:25 PM (PEbbU)

380 Utah is also very welcoming to illegals. Not that a state can do much about it one way or the other. But Utah does welcome them. The state is 20% Hispanic now.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 04, 2022 06:25 PM (OalnH)

381 264 259 For that matter, what kind of guy asks people to give him money so he can run for political office?
Posted by: Caliban at March 04, 2022 06:09 PM (HgGBT)
___
Every politician ever?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 04, 2022 06:10 PM (OalnH)

Oh! I knew there was a reason I didn't like them.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 04, 2022 06:25 PM (HgGBT)

382 No shareholders...but man, I would love to be one of them NFP directors.

Posted by: runner at March 04, 2022 06:25 PM (V13WU)

383 Shit. The younger Guevara spawn is proposing to look for jobs in Utah.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2022 06:10 PM (BQHc3)


It's an entire state of Stepford Wives, Stepford Husbands, and Stepford Kids, with some Hippy on the side. I've been there, drove through it, worked with their natives. Reminds me of Hell - if that's my personal Hell.

And its not a lake, it's a damn marsh. If I can walk across it, it's not a lake. Helpful hint.

Posted by: Statistics at March 04, 2022 06:26 PM (orQOl)

384 @356 otherwise know as "deferred revenue."

Yes we took in $10M this year but we are GOING to spend it so it isn't profit.

Posted by: blaster at March 04, 2022 06:26 PM (9otr5)

385 So the college campus screaming spitting on people will be carried to the workplace.

In 3 to 5 years you will be screamed at and spat on at your desk for a poor revue of a project or demand for people to do their job.


MARK MY WORDS

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 04, 2022 06:26 PM (yrol0)

386 Sad to hear about SD. I spent some time in the area. I loved it. Damn that weather alone.....

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 04, 2022 06:26 PM (OalnH)

387 >>>Supreme Court Reinstates Death Sentence For Boston Marathon Bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev

I would pay $10k to pull the switch!
Posted by: rhennigantx

Pay. Per. View.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 04, 2022 06:26 PM (VWp7G)

388 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 06:24 PM (KZzsI)

I'm sure you will have a chance to return the favor on my future postings.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 04, 2022 06:26 PM (uHFrd)

389 Lol......DDG search for Meg Ryan nude brought up "Meg Ryan sex tape" and it's a picture of Ginger Lynn. They might look slightly similar, but not really.....

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 06:26 PM (Zz0t1)

390 "Ideals uncouth/Fatalism needs youth/Eat well, floss right/Keep the hungry out of sight/Save face, nip & tuck, praise yourself and pass the buck/And don't forget the best advice
everybody's got a price."

--Steve Taylor
"Since I Gave Up Hope I Feel A Lot Better"

I didn't understand it at the time. I do now.

Posted by: 29Victor at March 04, 2022 06:27 PM (BJKQV)

391 GuideStar.org - you can see 990s of nonprofits which will include executives' salaries and other compensation

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 04, 2022 06:27 PM (iydjf)

392 291 the Finnish President is worse than Brandon
---
I only listen to the Finnish Prime Minister:

http://bitly.ws/oW6N

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 04, 2022 06:27 PM (sWM8x)

393 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 06:20 PM (KZzsI)

The problem is that our lesson from Vietnam was use overwhelming force and have an exit strategy. Just War doctrine requires a proportional response. "There existed some bioweapons, therefore we are launching shock and awe," is not a proportional response. Second, you have to exhaust all other measures, and we had not tried economic sanctions. The very name pre-emptive war indicates that our casus belli was insufficient, but we wanted to avoid getting attacked again.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at March 04, 2022 06:27 PM (vN+oL)

394 Vlad on a cracker, he's Putin on the Ritz!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 04, 2022 06:23 PM (II3Gr)



https://youtu.be/wK1PNNEKZBY

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 06:27 PM (Zz0t1)

395 If his creditors don't sue him, why should we care?

Posted by: SFGoth at March 04, 2022 06:27 PM (KAi1n)

396 > If I can walk across it, it's not a lake. Helpful hint.

Beg to differ.

Posted by: Jesus and Simon, called Peter at March 04, 2022 06:28 PM (bW8dp)

397 375 I'd just abolish non-profits. Self-professed do-gooders are an evil to be avoided.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 04, 2022 06:24 PM (KFhLj)

CSL Worse people are those that do good for you.

Lok at:
black
immigrants
unwed mothers
medicaid
project housing
downtown any dem city
churches

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 04, 2022 06:28 PM (yrol0)

398 I was wrong about Iraq, too. I mistakenly thought that a pre-Enlightenment culture was capable of the kind of pluralism necessary to sustain Democracy. Pretty stupid of me, in retrospect. My best hope for the region, now, is that it gets wiped out by famine when the West gets wise to the value of its own energy independence, and we end up with an uninhabited desert to bury nuclear waste in.

Posted by: Anotheranon at March 04, 2022 06:28 PM (8Ze5j)

399 380 Utah is also very welcoming to illegals. Not that a state can do much about it one way or the other. But Utah does welcome them. The state is 20% Hispanic now.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 04, 2022 06:25 PM (OalnH)
____________

So educational results in Utah are on the down bubble? That's what happened here in California. Test results went from being near the top of the country to the bottom. OTOH, we have well-tended lawns, so there's that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2022 06:28 PM (BQHc3)

400 >>> That was the basis for his interest. He's proposing to go into teaching. But in California? No way. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2022 06:23 PM (BQHc3)

We don't pay teachers a lot compared to other states, unless you specialize or are in higher Ed. And the teachers union is strong. But if he has kids, it's still an amazing place to raise a family. Super family oriented communities fiercely protective of kids. It can be hard as an outsider at first, but the good Mormons outweigh the bad. The trick right now is finding a decent priced home.

Posted by: LizLem at March 04, 2022 06:28 PM (aKC8Y)

401 387 >>>Supreme Court Reinstates Death Sentence For Boston Marathon Bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev

I would pay $10k to pull the switch!
Posted by: rhennigantx

watt ?

Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2022 06:28 PM (us2H3)

402 387 >>>Supreme Court Reinstates Death Sentence For Boston Marathon Bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev

I would pay $10k to pull the switch!
Posted by: rhennigantx

Pay. Per. View.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 04, 2022 06:26 PM (VWp7G)

Is Capital Punishment by Nail Bombing a thing?

Posted by: 29Victor at March 04, 2022 06:28 PM (BJKQV)

403 McMuffin looks like the main character in the Hitman video games... if Agent 47 was ghey.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 04, 2022 06:29 PM (VWp7G)

404 ---
I only listen to the Finnish Prime Minister:

http://bitly.ws/oW6N
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 04, 2022 06:27 PM (sWM8x)



She has empty, sad, unsatisfied Scandinavian eyes......

I will volunteer to work on that, if the wife allows it.

"It's for MANKIND!"

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 06:29 PM (Zz0t1)

405 have sex with stupid leftwing women for being "the man who will bring down Trump."

I think I might do this.
Posted by: ace

Meh. The only thing you'll bring down is shelving.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 04, 2022 06:29 PM (KAi1n)

406 Name me one place we ever occupied that likes us ? I'll wait.
-------
We didn't exactly give Japan or Germany a choice.


Spoiler Alert - they don't like us. Hence, why Japan considers business war. And why the Germans want the EU. It's not because they like us in either case.

Posted by: Statistics at March 04, 2022 06:29 PM (orQOl)

407 I remember during the Iran-Iraq war I wished both sides could lose.
Maybe they did.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 04, 2022 06:29 PM (jTmQV)

408 Posted by: Ted Torgerson at March 04, 2022 06:27 PM (vN+oL)

Not accurate at all. You can go back a read Powell's presentation to the UN to understand why I say that.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 04, 2022 06:29 PM (uHFrd)

409 @395 because twisting the knife is fun, especially in people whose whole argument for public trust is that they are especially more virtuous than the average joe.

Posted by: Anotheranon at March 04, 2022 06:29 PM (8Ze5j)

410 It's an entire state of Stepford Wives, Stepford Husbands, and Stepford Kids, with some Hippy on the side. I've been there, drove through it, worked with their natives. Reminds me of Hell - if that's my personal Hell.

And its not a lake, it's a damn marsh. If I can walk across it, it's not a lake. Helpful hint.
Posted by: Statistics at March 04, 2022 06:26 PM (orQOl)

Here. Have a broader brush.

Son lives there and is happy. And no, he's not LDS. I like Utah. Do not want to live there, but it's got more than its share of spectacular land. there is no perfect state. You have pockets of sanity. that's the best we can hope for.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hi, I'm Folksy Torgo at March 04, 2022 06:29 PM (x8Wzq)

411 CSL Worse people are those that do good for you.

Lok at:
black
immigrants
unwed mothers
medicaid
project housing
downtown any dem city
churches
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 04, 2022 06:28 PM (yrol0)
_____________
Enabling people to juuuuuuust get by. Forever.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2022 06:30 PM (BQHc3)

412 They might look slightly similar, but not really.....
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 06:26 PM (Zz0t1)


Just give it five minutes it won't matter.

Posted by: blaster at March 04, 2022 06:30 PM (9otr5)

413 396 > If I can walk across it, it's not a lake. Helpful hint.

damn straight

Posted by: Bering at March 04, 2022 06:30 PM (us2H3)

414 McMuffin looks like the main character in the Hitman video games... if Agent 47 was ghey.
====

And deformed

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 04, 2022 06:30 PM (iydjf)

415 Would that dildo fit in a vagina? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Kamala H. at March 04, 2022 06:30 PM (HgGBT)

416
Just give it five minutes it won't matter.
Posted by: blaster at March 04, 2022 06:30 PM (9otr5)



Well, I AM drinking, so it might not take that long.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 06:30 PM (Zz0t1)

417 391 GuideStar.org - you can see 990s of nonprofits which will include executives' salaries and other compensation
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 04, 2022 06:27 PM (iydjf)

In 1970s Little Rock Ar the head of United Way made about $250k.

My dad made $29k and was fucking killing it.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 04, 2022 06:30 PM (yrol0)

418 Utah is a state full of NPCs, much in the tradition of Willard Romney.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 04, 2022 06:31 PM (PEbbU)

419 TOP THREE RESULTS IF BIDEN WAS REPLACED BY PUTIN AS PRESIDENT

3) After the US invaded Mexico, we'd not only have Taco Tuesday but also Taco Thursday!!!

2) Tater would be made into a low rent Cannibal Vodka called "STRONG Like My Wife's Bull"

1) Christmas would be replaced by Poloniumfest

Posted by: naturalfake at March 04, 2022 06:31 PM (OMayC)

420 Utah is a state full of NPCs, much in the tradition of Willard Romney.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 04, 2022 06:31 PM (PEbbU)



Well, it's a cultish environment, so.......

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 06:31 PM (Zz0t1)

421 Enabling people to juuuuuuust get by. Forever.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2022 06:30 PM (BQHc3)

Little known fact.

There are no poor children to married parents if you look at 5 years of income.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 04, 2022 06:31 PM (yrol0)

422 Trump considers endorsing Jane Timken.

This is how we wind up with RINOs. I wish Trump would focus on quickly rolling out his social media platform. Maybe take up fly fishing or stamp collecting.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 04, 2022 06:31 PM (GYllL)

423 Demoralised Russian Soldiers Tell Of Anger At Being 'Duped' Into War

Have the press interviewed any American soldiers who fought in Afghanistan? Or maybe their surviving relatives? Or do we only care about foreign soldiers now?

Posted by: 29Victor at March 04, 2022 06:31 PM (BJKQV)

424 If I can walk across it, it's not a lake. Helpful hint.
----
Beg to differ.
Posted by: Jesus and Simon, called Peter at March 04, 2022 06:28 PM (bW8dp)


Gents, if you're trying to make a point - don't pick the marsh even I can walk across and not get wet up to my balls.

Posted by: Statistics at March 04, 2022 06:32 PM (orQOl)

425 I only listen to the Finnish Prime Minister:

http://bitly.ws/oW6N
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 04, 2022 06:27 PM (sWM8x)
_____________

Boy, did we get hosed. Finland gets her, and we get Hillarhoid, Mike Obama, Rosa de Lauro, Lori Lightfoot, and my personal favorite, Jo Ann Hardesty.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2022 06:32 PM (BQHc3)

426 407 I remember during the Iran-Iraq war I wished both sides could lose.
Maybe they did.
---
I believe it was Henry Kissinger who said the worst thing about the Iran/Iraq war was that eventually one of them would win.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 04, 2022 06:32 PM (sWM8x)

427 Demoralised Russian Soldiers Tell Of Anger At Being 'Duped' Into War


Duped? You work for Putin. The fact that you've been dormant for this long is actually a shock to EVERYONE.

Duped.......

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 06:32 PM (Zz0t1)

428
"Frankly speaking, they tricked us," the officer replies, referring to his military superiors sitting in Moscow. "Everything we were told was a fake. I would tell my guys to leave Ukrainian territory. We've got families and children. I think 90% of us would agree to go home."
Posted by: andycanuck


LOL
It's like B-movie writing.

Posted by: Soothsayer is so devastated by the news from Ukraine at March 04, 2022 06:33 PM (HDwZv)

429 >>Demoralised Russian Soldiers Tell Of Anger At Being 'Duped' Into War


what did they think soldiers do?

Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 06:33 PM (geLO8)

430 and my personal favorite, Jo Ann Hardesty.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2022 06:32 PM (BQHc3)



I don't know who that is and I'm NOT looking it up.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 06:33 PM (Zz0t1)

431 >>> t's an entire state of Stepford Wives, Stepford Husbands, and Stepford Kids, with some Hippy on the side. I've been there, drove through it, worked with their natives. Reminds me of Hell - if that's my personal Hell.

Aww I'm sorry you experienced that. There is a culture of positivity in the church that in the bad members comes across as plastic or fake. The good members who have actually lived real life and are genuine outweigh the bad though.

Posted by: LizLem at March 04, 2022 06:33 PM (aKC8Y)

432 427 Demoralised Russian Soldiers Tell Of Anger At Being 'Duped' Into War


Duped? You work for Putin. The fact that you've been dormant for this long is actually a shock to EVERYONE.

Duped.......
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 06:32 PM (Zz0t1)

It's the State Media Sponge.

Posted by: kraken at March 04, 2022 06:33 PM (Vr12I)

433 yeah, dropped my Atlantic subscription about 30 years ago. Did I call it or what.

Made much better use of the money, and time, elsewhere.

Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna at March 04, 2022 06:33 PM (aoFfE)

434 What if farts smelled like bacon?
Posted by: Live From Fucking, Austria at March 04, 2022 06:05 PM


Mine smell like rubecon.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell (D-CA and Cuck-CCP) at March 04, 2022 06:33 PM (a3Q+t)

435
I see most of you aren't astute Amazon fake review readers.

Posted by: Soothsayer is so devastated by the news from Ukraine at March 04, 2022 06:34 PM (HDwZv)

436 My experience with Utah peeps is they are really nice and friendly. To your face. Then behind your back will fuck you up bigly.

It's like mean girls practiced by middle aged guys.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 04, 2022 06:34 PM (OalnH)

437
It's the State Media Sponge.
Posted by: kraken at March 04, 2022 06:33 PM (Vr12I)



NPR?

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 06:34 PM (Zz0t1)

438 Seems the trick to this charcoal making is to watch when the steam hole stops spouting

Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 04, 2022 06:34 PM (2JoB8)

439 My mother who is totally informed by network news is consumed with Ukraine. She gave a bunch of iron on blue and yellow hearts before we left this weekend.

Insert roll eyes emoji.

Posted by: blaster at March 04, 2022 06:34 PM (9otr5)

440 437
It's the State Media Sponge.
Posted by: kraken at March 04, 2022 06:33 PM (Vr12I)


NPR?
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 06:34 PM (Zz0t1)

And the rest of the lot.

Posted by: kraken at March 04, 2022 06:35 PM (Vr12I)

441 What if farts smelled like bacon?
Posted by: Live From Fucking, Austria


If yours don't, it's because you haven't eaten enough bacon.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2022 06:35 PM (Hica+)

442
Oh come on!

Are you really buying this "demoralized Russian soldiers" bullshit??

It's so obviously Fake.

Posted by: Soothsayer is so devastated by the news from Ukraine at March 04, 2022 06:35 PM (HDwZv)

443 There are no poor children to married parents if you look at 5 years of income.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 04, 2022 06:31 PM (yrol0)
____________

True, but there's a strong selection factor there. If you're stable enough to graduate from HS, stay out of trouble, get married, get a job, THEN have kids, you'll probably do just fine.

OTOH, if you drop out of HS, join a gang, do drugs, get a criminal record, knock up a series of skanks, then you probably won't do all that well.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2022 06:35 PM (BQHc3)

444 Enabling people to juuuuuuust get by. Forever.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2022 06:30 PM (BQHc3)

I was redpilled at around ten when I read a Reader's Digest article about a welfare mother who had saved enough money to send her kid to college. The state found out and she had to pay back all the money plus, I believe, a fine. That told me everything I needed to know about the welfare state.

Posted by: 29Victor at March 04, 2022 06:35 PM (BJKQV)

445 >>I don't know who that is and I'm NOT looking it up.

Posted by: Sponge

I did
ever seen a gorgon, from Greek mythology?

Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 06:35 PM (geLO8)

446 Yeah the propaganda of Russian soldiers not knowing they were gong to war has to be among the most retarded. It's like the soldiers were moved to the Ukraine border just for kicks? And they didn't read the news in the past 4-5 months when the Ukraine potential war was being discussed?

So either Russia has the stupidest soldiers ever. Or this is yet more western media lies.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 04, 2022 06:35 PM (OalnH)

447 435
I see most of you aren't astute Amazon fake review readers.

Posted by: Soothsayer is so devastated by the news from Ukraine at March 04, 2022 06:34 PM (HDwZv)

I only shop at Mark Lindell's site. (joking, anyone know how that's coming along?)

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 04, 2022 06:35 PM (z5Vrg)

448 Seems the trick to this charcoal making is to watch when the steam hole fartclam stops spouting
Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 04, 2022 06:34 PM (2JoB



Edited for my own comic relief.......

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 06:35 PM (Zz0t1)

449 Boy, did we get hosed. Finland gets her, and we get Hillarhoid, Mike Obama, Rosa de Lauro, Lori Lightfoot, and my personal favorite, Jo Ann Hardesty.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2022 06:32 PM


Ahem.

Posted by: Stacey "Tank" Abrams at March 04, 2022 06:35 PM (a3Q+t)

450 what did they think soldiers do?
Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 06:33 PM (geLO


Their recruiter told them they would get free college.

Posted by: blaster at March 04, 2022 06:36 PM (9otr5)

451 I don't understand why these vendors do not require payment in advance. After all, they are dealing with scumbag lying politicians.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 04, 2022 06:36 PM (ufFY8)

452

noooddood

Posted by: Soothsayer is so devastated by the news from Ukraine at March 04, 2022 06:36 PM (HDwZv)

453 >>> there is no perfect state. You have pockets of sanity. that's the best we can hope for.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hi, I'm Folksy Torgo at March 04, 2022 06:29 PM (x8Wzq)

Hear hear! Glad your son enjoys living here. And yes for outdoor beauty we are spoiled rotten.

Posted by: LizLem at March 04, 2022 06:36 PM (aKC8Y)

454 I only shop at Mark Lindell's site. (joking, anyone know how that's coming along?)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 04, 2022 06:35 PM (z5Vrg)



It's supposedly been re-released with a new update, but haven't been to it yet. The old version didn't really have much I was interested in as of yet.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 06:36 PM (Zz0t1)

455 Demoralised Russian Soldiers Tell Of Anger At Being 'Duped' Into War
Duped? You work for Putin. The fact that you've been dormant for this long is actually a shock to EVERYONE.
Duped.......
Posted by: Sponge

When you are in the military, any military, they own you, body and soul.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2022 06:37 PM (Hica+)

456 I only shop at Mark Lindell's site. (joking, anyone know how that's coming along?)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 04, 2022 06:35 PM (z5Vrg)


Pretty well if you like sleep related items.

Posted by: blaster at March 04, 2022 06:37 PM (9otr5)

457 >>What if farts smelled like bacon?


Fartclams Casino

Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2022 06:37 PM (ysAYR)

458
I don't know who that is and I'm NOT looking it up.
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 06:33 PM (Zz0t1)
___________

She's some sort of local politician in Portland. And she makes Rosa de Lauro look like Christie Brinkley. She could scare dogs off the back of a meat truck.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2022 06:37 PM (BQHc3)

459 Seems the trick to this charcoal making is to watch when the steam hole stops spouting
Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 04, 2022 06:34 PM (2JoB

One of my favorite piece of Cliff Clavin trivia is Kingsford Charcoal was formed as a way to profit from the wood waste from making the wooden spoke wheels on the Model T.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 04, 2022 06:37 PM (uHFrd)

460 429 >>Demoralised Russian Soldiers Tell Of Anger At Being 'Duped' Into War


what did they think soldiers do?
Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 06:33 PM (geLO

Russia has a centuries-long tradition of deeply caring about their soldiers health, welfare, safety and opinions.

/s

Posted by: 29Victor at March 04, 2022 06:37 PM (BJKQV)

461 No recruiters told them their sex change surgery would be free

Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 04, 2022 06:37 PM (2JoB8)

462 Sponge, you took the words right out of my mouth. That was too good to pass up.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2022 06:37 PM (5PCgz)

463


There are "stories" of Russian soldiers raping Ukrainian women now...yeah, they are going there...

Posted by: runner at March 04, 2022 06:37 PM (V13WU)

464 Are you really buying this "demoralized Russian soldiers" bullshit??

It's so obviously Fake.


I cannot grasp their end game. What, exactly, the hell is this supposed to accomplish?? What psychological game are they trying to play here?

There's not a single soldier in the world let alone Russia who'd buy that bullcrap from the media, this is going to wrap up within a week, and then what??? What are they trying to aim at, to accomplish?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 06:38 PM (KZzsI)

465 451 I don't understand why these vendors do not require payment in advance. After all, they are dealing with scumbag lying politicians.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 04, 2022 06:36 PM (ufFY
____________

California issued IOUs some years ago. Vendors said, "Nein, danke. Cash on the barrelhead." Employees paid with IOUs found that banks wouldn't take them.

Yay, Democrat financial geniuses.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2022 06:39 PM (BQHc3)

466 Aww I'm sorry you experienced that. There is a culture of positivity in the church that in the bad members comes across as plastic or fake. The good members who have actually lived real life and are genuine outweigh the bad though.

No. That irritates me more than anything - the "No True Scotsman" argument. A movement is a movement, good and bad. And ideology is an ideology. And yes, you HAVE to paint them all with a broad brush - that's called demographics. Groups are judged by the collective actions of the group. Individuals may vary, and should be judged individually.

As a group - I'll take a hard pass on Mormons. Not my cup of tea. Not in the slightest. I'm sure I'm not theirs either. My individual judgement of Mormons says I'm too dirty and foul to please them while I get things done, and they're too clean and pristine to get anything done to please me.

Posted by: Statistics at March 04, 2022 06:39 PM (orQOl)

467 There are "stories" of Russian soldiers raping Ukrainian women now...yeah, they are going there...
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2022 06:37 PM (V13WU)
___________

Actually, that's plausible. Consider Berlin in May 1945.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2022 06:40 PM (BQHc3)

468 And the Swedish Prime Minister on NATO and Ukraine situation...

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=Gbiqj1skGkk

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 04, 2022 06:41 PM (UHVv4)

469 Rape and pillage goes with war sadly, as well as wanton civilization destruction

Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 04, 2022 06:43 PM (2JoB8)

470 >>>And deformed
Posted by: Bicentennialguy

Also yes.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 04, 2022 06:45 PM (VWp7G)

471 421 Enabling people to juuuuuuust get by. Forever.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2022 06:30 PM (BQHc3)
---
I think John Stuart Mill had it right: Public charity must be kept minimal to prevent recipients from finding it acceptable and consigning themselves to a permanent state of poverty.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 04, 2022 06:45 PM (sWM8x)

472 Apparently, Russian conscripts surrendering their AKs is very triggering for some here.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 04, 2022 06:46 PM (UHVv4)

473 Hear hear! Glad your son enjoys living here. And yes for outdoor beauty we are spoiled rotten.
Posted by: LizLem at March 04, 2022 06:36 PM (aKC8Y)

Going back in June to see him. Can't wait.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hi, I'm Folksy Torgo at March 04, 2022 06:49 PM (x8Wzq)

474 161 If you put your fingers in his ears you could use him for a bowling ball
----
I don't know why but as I read 'If you put your fingers in his ears' I finished it with 'you can hear the ocean.'

Posted by: Ciampino at March 04, 2022 06:50 PM (qfLjt)

475 Fauci is in Ukraine calling in rocket strikes on schools and hospitals.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 04, 2022 06:55 PM (PEbbU)

476 Never trust a Mormon politician. They make good kindergarten teachers, real estate agents, salesman, auto mechanics and farmers.

Posted by: MikeN at March 04, 2022 07:36 PM (zeDHF)

477 I never met a satisfied soldier. Of course I was only in line units.

Posted by: Javems at March 04, 2022 07:41 PM (MGjUO)

478 Well, there were a few months in training brigades. They were worse.

Posted by: Javems at March 04, 2022 07:42 PM (MGjUO)

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