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Brandon Claims That the Democrats Don't Support Defunding the Police


Clay Travis

@ClayTravis

Joe Biden just said the answer isn't to defund the police, it's to fund the police. But his party spent the past two years arguing to defund the police. Welcome to the party, pal.

The leftwing propaganda organizations are pushing the message that Biden wants to fund the police without noting that this represents a reversal of his position of the past two years:

politicofundthepolice.jpg

Via Instapundit: In 2020, Brandon said some money should "absolutely" be "redirected" from funding the police.

Joe Biden said in an interview Wednesday that some funding should "absolutely" be redirected from police, amid calls from some in his party to "defund the police" in the wake of the protests across the country.

Biden's campaign has said he does not support defunding the police. But in a Now This interview with activist Ady Barkan, the presumptive Democratic nominee said that police forces don't need surplus military equipment, saying this is what leads them to "become the enemy" in a community.

"But do we agree that we can redirect some of the [police] funding?" Barkan asked Biden.

"Yes, absolutely," said the former vice president.

In fairness, Biden was cynically stoking a racial firestorm to win an election, so.

Weird that this drew no "fact" checks from the "Fact" checkers in the media and tech monopolies.

Murder Skank Cori Bush feels a burning in her underwashed fartclam.

Screenshot (1642).png

If by a "record of fatal police shootings," she means her allies in BLM and gangbangers generally have killed a record number of cops in ambush shootings in 2021 -- she's right.

And that's all thanks to the Democrats (and their NeverTrump neocon allies) giving criminals the All Clear to commit crimes, resist arrest, and assassinate cops.

In the name of Social Justice.

The National Fraternal Order of Police, the world's largest organization of law enforcement officers, on Wednesday reported a record number of police officers shot and killed in 2021.

As of Tuesday midnight, the FOP recorded 314 officers shot in the line of duty -- 58 of whom were killed.

"We are on pace this year to see the highest number of officers shot in the line of duty in one year ever recorded," FOP president Patrick Yoes said in a Wednesday statement.

"We've already had more officers killed in the line of duty by gunfire this year than any other -- and there is still one month left."

I guess Cori Bush just wants to brag.


Cori Bush-- wash your fat nasty ass.


Posted by: Ace at 04:27 PM




Comments

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1 sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 02, 2022 04:26 PM (LvTSG)

2 "Hey...all that stuff we've said for two years? We didn't say it."
-Democrats

"Okay."
-LIVs

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 02, 2022 04:26 PM (LvTSG)

3 It's black and white, Fat... but mostly grey.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 02, 2022 04:27 PM (QYPq3)

4 Fool

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 02, 2022 04:27 PM (QYPq3)

5 Top five!

Posted by: runner at March 02, 2022 04:27 PM (rqQ57)

6 Don't believe what we being saying for years and years... we really respect the blue line, really we do.
That's why we fund bail and put D.A.'s in place that will not charge dangerous felons.

But we really will fund the police, swearzies.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 02, 2022 04:29 PM (vnqom)

7 Forget the last two years, mkay? That was all malarkey.


- Joe Brandon

Posted by: runner at March 02, 2022 04:29 PM (rqQ57)

8 Like Canada, they have their own propaganda army to hide the truth for the past years.

It's incredible what we are witnessing. And no push back.

Posted by: artisanal ette at March 02, 2022 04:29 PM (8I+CL)

9 This Bag of Bones that pretends to be POTUS is letting Putin slaughter all these people in Ukraine. Should Biden also be declared a War Criminal ???

Posted by: James at March 02, 2022 04:30 PM (9LnBb)

10 So, they were saying all of this stuff in 2020 and "won" an election, and now they suddenly feel the need to unsay it all with another election coming up?

I don't know about you, but I feel like Democrats aren't very confident in the steal.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 02, 2022 04:30 PM (LvTSG)

11

Tim Poole swatted again and again. And his home too.

It's getting ridiculous.

Posted by: artisanal ette at March 02, 2022 04:30 PM (8I+CL)

12 *record scratch*

Hmm, I always assumed they wanted to make it so rough on local police to try to push the angle of a federal police force (that of course would be a leftist monopoly.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 02, 2022 04:30 PM (QCwhW)

13 WHARBARGLE!!!!!

Posted by: Duke Lowell, The Mad Hater at March 02, 2022 04:30 PM (IJcLC)

14 Hey...all that stuff we've said for two years? We didn't say it."
-Democrats

"Okay."
-LIVs
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Oke Doke.
...Jim Ignatowski...

Posted by: Bruce at March 02, 2022 04:30 PM (vd8XM)

15 By all means left's fully fund the police. Those deplorable truckers aren't going to arrest themselves ya know?

#BACKTHEBLUE

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Putin Evil Man, CNN Says So at March 02, 2022 04:31 PM (OalnH)

16 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog at March 02, 2022 04:31 PM (AiLSR)

17

The question is how many stupid people are there that vote. Once you can detect the fraud that is. From what I read, fraud fraud and more fraud in Texas.

People eventually will give up, which is their intent.

Posted by: artisanal ette at March 02, 2022 04:31 PM (8I+CL)

18 11 Tim Poole swatted again and again. And his home too.

It's getting ridiculous.
Posted by: artisanal ette at March 02, 2022 04:30 PM (8I+CL)

=========

Proposal: Swatting someone leads to criminal charges equal to the crime fraudulently reported.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 02, 2022 04:31 PM (LvTSG)

19
Tim Poole swatted again and again. And his home too.

It's getting ridiculous.
Posted by: artisanal ette

wow

someone also sneaked into his studio and sole money from Chrissy Mayr's purse

Posted by: ace at March 02, 2022 04:32 PM (0G13K)

20 This world is definitely getting a late 1930's Vibe.

Posted by: rd at March 02, 2022 04:32 PM (Z32m1)

21 >>> 2 "Hey...all that stuff we've said for two years? We didn't say it."
-Democrats

"Okay."
-LIVs
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 02, 2022 04:26 PM (LvTSG)

"You can stop wearing masks now."
- also Democrats

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
- LIVs and Karens everywhere

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 02, 2022 04:32 PM (llON8)

22 Nice to be able to lie and not be held accountable by anyone.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 02, 2022 04:32 PM (XvPQV)

23 ...the parties switched guys, seriously...

#partyswitched

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 02, 2022 04:32 PM (44ww/)

24 Proposal: Swatting someone leads to criminal charges equal to the crime fraudulently reported.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 02, 2022 04:31 PM (LvTSG)


Yeah, I'm not sure what is being done. I am assuming they keep switching perps.

Posted by: artisanal ette at March 02, 2022 04:32 PM (8I+CL)

25 We've always been at war with Eastasia.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 02, 2022 04:32 PM (II3Gr)

26 "I'm a politician. What I said/believed/voted for yesterday can't be brought up ever again!"

Posted by: Tonypete at March 02, 2022 04:32 PM (Msys3)

27 Odd, this is the exact opposite statement in regards to police funding that biden made in 2020 running against Trump.

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at March 02, 2022 04:33 PM (bVYXr)

28 I nominate "fartclam" to be M-W's Word of the Year for 2022.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 02, 2022 04:33 PM (PiwSw)

29 The same brain dead wine moms that are still wearing masks will believe him.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 02, 2022 04:33 PM (GYllL)

30 And I see 'fartclam' is back on the main page.

Good...good....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 02, 2022 04:33 PM (XvPQV)

31 when do we run out of gangbangers. the birth rate has to be declining

Posted by: nckate at March 02, 2022 04:33 PM (2oJif)

32 Cori Bush is absolute trash.

As an aside, so are all the Bush politicians.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 02, 2022 04:33 PM (DcKNO)

33 21 "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
- LIVs and Karens everywhere
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 02, 2022 04:32 PM (llON

========

"Covid is my religion. My mask is my prayer shawl. My booster is my Eucharist. Twitter is my rosary."
-Karen McWineMom, who could have kept going to church after she left home but decided that it was too weird

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 02, 2022 04:33 PM (LvTSG)

34 30 And I see 'fartclam' is back on the main page.

Good...good....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 02, 2022 04:33 PM (XvPQV)

Now all we need is to get "snizz" back in the rotation.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 02, 2022 04:33 PM (II3Gr)

35 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 02, 2022 04:34 PM (Zz0t1)

36 The police science has changed!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 02, 2022 04:34 PM (KbCG3)

37 What do you do when you're trying to install a permanent Police State but your Critical Theories all required that you demonize and eviscerate the Police for half a century?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 02, 2022 04:34 PM (6FeV1)

38 Tim Poole swatted again and again. And his home too.

Here's the thing.

Once, I can buy as a genuine mistake.

Two times, ok now its looking fishy but maybe they didn't communicate last time

Three times?

Really?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2022 04:34 PM (KZzsI)

39 Fuck Joe Biden.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 02, 2022 04:34 PM (Zz0t1)

40 These are not the lies you were looking for.

I have other, you know.

Posted by: Joe Biden....President Meat Puppet at March 02, 2022 04:34 PM (vcOmj)

41 Joe Biden has been lying his entire adult life.

Why should he expected to do anything else at this point?

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 02, 2022 04:34 PM (Zz0t1)

42 Is Coris bush nasty like her fat ass?

Posted by: Czech Chick at March 02, 2022 04:35 PM (haWye)

43 25 We've always been at war with Eastasia.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 02, 2022 04:32 PM (II3Gr)

Fucking Eastasia...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 02, 2022 04:35 PM (XvPQV)

44 AOS should have a Word of the Week. Then, they compete for Word of the Month.

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 02, 2022 04:35 PM (AD3JT)

45

I think the unstated real purpose of the 'de-fund the police' movement is to set stage for the establishment of a national police force under federal control...

Posted by: Zettai at March 02, 2022 04:35 PM (rm8S6)

46 "Cori Bush-- wash your fat nasty ass." Eww, please pass the mind bleach so I can erase that visual...of course some good whiskey will help.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at March 02, 2022 04:35 PM (6VKyY)

47 oh wait, Chrissie Mayr said that happened at Compound Media, which is Anthony Cumio's studio.

Posted by: ace at March 02, 2022 04:35 PM (0G13K)

48 someone also sneaked into his studio and sole money from Chrissy Mayr's purse
Posted by: ace at March 02, 2022 04:32 PM (0G13K)


no idea what this means

Posted by: artisanal ette at March 02, 2022 04:35 PM (8I+CL)

49 FFS it was only 2 weeks ago that the Stasi like Ottawa police did their thing. Ancient history I guess. Yeah police!!!

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Putin Evil Man, CNN Says So at March 02, 2022 04:35 PM (OalnH)

50 Now all we need is to get "snizz" back in the rotation.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 02, 2022 04:33 PM (II3Gr)

Well I'm married, so that's out, but I have high hopes for you...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 02, 2022 04:35 PM (XvPQV)

51 Whoever runs the GOP Twitter account clearly misunderstands the point of this.

Brandon didn't say Democrats don't support defunding the police, he was informing Democrats that, from this point forward, they will not support defunding the police because they're getting monkey-hammered over violent crime in their internal polling because the blue hives have turned into violent shitholes under radical Democrat rule.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2022 04:36 PM (plgnq)

52 I saw Unwashed Fartclam open for Pussy Riot at The Kremlin in 2015.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 02, 2022 04:36 PM (Zz0t1)

53 How can you tell when Captain Dementia is lying and when he's just giving in to the dementia?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 02, 2022 04:36 PM (icnB6)

54 Oh I think we all know that the commiecrats want a bigger national police force, whether they call them all FBI or not. They just want to shrink local police forces that might be accountable to actual citizens.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 02, 2022 04:36 PM (3cGpq)

55 Damn. Just cannot get over what a lovely mouth Kamala has.....

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 02, 2022 04:36 PM (o2MD2)

56 Cori Bush butt cheeks are 50 pound hams
Surrounding an unwashed fartclam
When you pull them apart
Expect not a fart
But a horrible fecal JDAM!

Posted by: naturalfake at March 02, 2022 04:36 PM (OMayC)

57 "Go get him!"

It's funny because he has Alzheimer's.

Posted by: ChockyChockyChip at March 02, 2022 04:36 PM (ufJfM)

58 Speaking of incredibly stupid ideas...

@ScottMStedman 24m

Wow. The Germans have seized Alisher Usmanov's $800,000,000 yacht.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 02, 2022 04:36 PM (zWpOF)

59 Pretty sure people remember their cities and neighborhoods were safe before Brandon's Big Top came to town. Especially those who had their businesses burn down, lost their livelihoods or had a family member grievously injured or murdered.

I don't know who they think they're fooling.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 02, 2022 04:36 PM (ERcy3)

60 wow, dems, how does it feel to have nothing, except for bitter social acrimony and cancel culture, as your sole guidestar

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 02, 2022 04:36 PM (ZZK0E)

61 43 25 We've always been at war with Eastasia.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 02, 2022 04:32 PM (II3Gr)

Fucking Eastasia...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 02, 2022 04:35 PM (XvPQV)

==========

But my War with Oceana poster is right there!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 02, 2022 04:36 PM (LvTSG)

62 Dems prefer their candidates to lie. They know Brandon has to say FUND the police. He has to get it over on the rubes.

It's just regular old gaslighting.

Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2022 04:36 PM (9otr5)

63 This was the most white supremacisty speech since FDR called for locking up people cause they looked different from true Americans!

If you're not actively anti-racist, you're consenting to racism.

True CRT demands you tear down the structures of white supremacy.

Posted by: Well at March 02, 2022 04:36 PM (H+ETc)

64 And I see 'fartclam' is back on the main page.

Good...good....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse

(to the tune of "The Fez" by Steely Dan)

Ain't ever gonna do it without the fartclam
Oh, oh, oh
I'm gonna be ....your holy man.....

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at March 02, 2022 04:37 PM (vcOmj)

65 >>> 58 Speaking of incredibly stupid ideas...

@ScottMStedman 24m

Wow. The Germans have seized Alisher Usmanov's $800,000,000 yacht.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 02, 2022 04:36 PM (zWpOF)

Now do Bill "moobsy depopulater" Gates.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 02, 2022 04:37 PM (llON8)

66 Sure, let's defund the police. Starting with their security details, protect yourselves congressional assholes.

Posted by: Wicklow at March 02, 2022 04:37 PM (uH65w)

67 >>51 Whoever runs the GOP Twitter account clearly misunderstands the point of this.

Karl Rove does twitter?

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 02, 2022 04:37 PM (GYllL)

68 Posted by: Zettai at March 02, 2022 04:35 PM (rm8S6). Horde mind at work again.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 02, 2022 04:37 PM (3cGpq)

69 $800K yacht? That's pretty low energy for a Russian oligarch.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Putin Evil Man, CNN Says So at March 02, 2022 04:37 PM (OalnH)

70 I want to pitch a carbon copy of 1984 but the Big Floating Head is called "Big Sister" instead of "Big Brother", and try to market it as an uplifting triumph of feminism.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 02, 2022 04:37 PM (6FeV1)

71 Wow. The Germans have seized Alisher Usmanov's $800,000,000 yacht.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

And, if they are like any of our security agencies, they'll sell it for $500 on an unbid contract.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 02, 2022 04:37 PM (Msys3)

72
wow

someone also sneaked into his studio and sole money from Chrissy Mayr's purse
Posted by: ace at March 02, 2022 04:32 PM (0G13K)



"The calls are coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!"

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 02, 2022 04:37 PM (Zz0t1)

73 Forget everything I said and did last generation, last decade, last year, last month, last week, and yesterday. Just listen to me now. Wait... now. No, not just yet... OK... NOW.

Posted by: DNC and MFM BIRM at March 02, 2022 04:37 PM (aXxgO)

74 As Prager says, truth is not a leftist value.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 02, 2022 04:37 PM (DcKNO)

75 Oh shit....$800M?? Damn. Now you're talking.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Putin Evil Man, CNN Says So at March 02, 2022 04:37 PM (OalnH)

76 69 $800K yacht? That's pretty low energy for a Russian oligarch.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Putin Evil Man, CNN Says So at March 02, 2022 04:37 PM (OalnH)

they have fucking lifeboats worth $800K

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 02, 2022 04:38 PM (6FeV1)

77 so...can we put the statues back up?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 02, 2022 04:38 PM (ZZK0E)

78 So, they were saying all of this stuff in 2020 and "won" an election, and now they suddenly feel the need to unsay it all with another election coming up?

I don't know about you, but I feel like Democrats aren't very confident in the steal.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa


I dunno. It can be yet another OP to scare people into sending in more campaign money. If the message by the DNC was "we got this election in the bank", then only those who didn't get the message or those buying favors and access will be cutting checks.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 02, 2022 04:38 PM (lD3vL)

79 800 Million.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 02, 2022 04:38 PM (DcKNO)

80 From what I can gather, local LE and first responders are in full support of the US truck convoys. We'll see what happens when they arrive at the DC area.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 02, 2022 04:38 PM (GYllL)

81 73 Forget everything I said and did last generation, last decade, last year, last month, last week, and yesterday. Just listen to me now. Wait... now. No, not just yet... OK... NOW.
Posted by: DNC and MFM BIRM at March 02, 2022 04:37 PM (aXxgO)

=========

Has Jake Blues taken over the messaging of the DNC?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 02, 2022 04:38 PM (LvTSG)

82 This is the most white supremacist speech since Bill Clinton promised to put 100,000 more cops in poor neighborhoods just to lock up more black men and women.

Posted by: Well at March 02, 2022 04:38 PM (H+ETc)

83 62 It's just regular old gaslighting.

shouldn't we have renewableslighting by now?

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 02, 2022 04:38 PM (sGtp+)

84 I mean, Reddy Roosevelt? Right? He's ok now? Can NYC handle a former president?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 02, 2022 04:38 PM (ZZK0E)

85 Karl Rove does twitter?
Posted by: Capital Eff

I think his handle is.. "turdblossom"

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at March 02, 2022 04:38 PM (vcOmj)

86 I just want to know what drugs Pelosi was on last night. Or was she just drunk?

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 02, 2022 04:38 PM (nxdel)

87 Gas just jumped 20 cents today in my neck of the woods. 3.19 to 3.39.

Posted by: olddog in mo at March 02, 2022 04:39 PM (ju2Fy)

88 Honk honk

Posted by: Sounds out of Cory Bush's Assclam at March 02, 2022 04:39 PM (76KdS)

89 Vae Gopnictis

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 02, 2022 04:39 PM (6FeV1)

90 >>Murder Skank Cori Bush feels a burning in her underwashed fartclam.

Frost could only dream of writing something so perfect, so fully formed, pregnant with scrumulesence.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 02, 2022 04:39 PM (EFr3C)

91 The police are so racist because they only arrest people that are accused of a crime !!!!!!!

Posted by: James at March 02, 2022 04:39 PM (9LnBb)

92 they have fucking lifeboats worth $800K
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 02, 2022 04:38 PM (6FeV1)/i]

For that kind of money you better be getting laid.

Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2022 04:39 PM (9otr5)

93 The thing is that the leftards have figured out that the police will do their bidding, therefore, as the official muscle of the ruling class, they are an asset they don't want to alienate. THE PO-LICE AINT YER FRIEND.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 02, 2022 04:39 PM (o2MD2)

94 I'm for defunding federal police. Even the Dept of Education's SWAT team.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 02, 2022 04:39 PM (sWM8x)

95 Wow. The Germans have seized Alisher Usmanov's $800,000,000 yacht.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at


Yeah, iI think there is a good chance they'll have to give it back..

Posted by: runner at March 02, 2022 04:39 PM (rqQ57)

96 Funding the police IS investing in "your" community, Stupid.

Lord, why do you punish us so with these sacks of nothing?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 02, 2022 04:40 PM (aXxgO)

97 In all fairness, I'm not crazy about the police becoming increasingly militarized either.

But neither Biden nor Barkan (I feel like that's made up) care about police militarization per se; they care that it might be bad for the Democratic base, or at least for its openly criminal element.

Anyone else, they couldn't give two craps.

Posted by: Dr. T at March 02, 2022 04:40 PM (bhRsz)

98 The Postal Service swat team needs to go also.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 02, 2022 04:40 PM (DcKNO)

99 How can you tell when Captain Dementia is lying and when he's just giving in to the dementia?
Posted by: N.L. Urker

In either case his lips are moving hence they are all lies.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 02, 2022 04:40 PM (vnqom)

100 Dems (the smart ones anyway) understand the game. Biden tells the rubes he will totes fund their police force. But he doesn't mean it of course and they understand it's part of politics.

Republicans are the opposite. They lie to their base and expect nobody to notice.

And meanwhile conservatives are back to cheering the police, not realizing they hate you as much as Dems do.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Putin Evil Man, CNN Says So at March 02, 2022 04:41 PM (OalnH)

101 But my War with Oceana poster is right there!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 02, 2022 04:36 PM (LvTSG)

No. It isn't.

Posted by: O'Brien at March 02, 2022 04:41 PM (II3Gr)

102 I wonder what Putin thinks of all the pushback he's getting from Europe? I mean, Biden gave him the go ahead with this invasion. He had to think Europe would go along too. Now he has got to be thinking WTF....Why isn't Europe on board?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 02, 2022 04:41 PM (Vxu+H)

103 So what will a government do with an $800m super yacht? Does it becomes a presidential transport? Transferred to the navy? Auctioned for pennies on the dollar to a crony? Held in reserve until it can be used in exchange for something they want from the guy they took it from? Held in reserve until sanctions are reversed?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2022 04:41 PM (plgnq)

104 I think every department has a swat team per Obama's orders. Not good.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 02, 2022 04:41 PM (DcKNO)

105 Wow. The Germans have seized Alisher Usmanov's $800,000,000 yacht.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at

Yeah, iI think there is a good chance they'll have to give it back..


they should have "German sex" all over it first.

he can have it back but there will be poop everywhere

Posted by: Black Orchid at March 02, 2022 04:41 PM (j9HX3)

106 >>86 I just want to know what drugs Pelosi was on last night. Or was she just drunk?
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB

DMT with a Stoli chaser.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 02, 2022 04:41 PM (GYllL)

107 53 How can you tell when Captain Dementia is lying and when he's just giving in to the dementia?

not sure those sets are disjoint

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 02, 2022 04:41 PM (oY6Yp)

108 Fartclam is a good one. I've always used turdcutter

Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at March 02, 2022 04:41 PM (2cfUo)

109 I just want to know what drugs Pelosi was on last night. Or was she just drunk?
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 02, 2022 04:38 PM (nxdel)


Healing power of "and."

Posted by: Dr. T at March 02, 2022 04:41 PM (bhRsz)

110 Postal Service has a SWAT team?? Whyyyyyyy??

Posted by: runner at March 02, 2022 04:42 PM (rqQ57)

111 103 So what will a government do with an $800m super yacht? Does it becomes a presidential transport? Transferred to the navy? Auctioned for pennies on the dollar to a crony? Held in reserve until it can be used in exchange for something they want from the guy they took it from? Held in reserve until sanctions are reversed?


I like my plan - the Germans have a massive party/orgy on it.

then give it back sans any cleanup

Posted by: Black Orchid at March 02, 2022 04:42 PM (j9HX3)

112 103 So what will a government do with an $800m super yacht? Does it becomes a presidential transport? Transferred to the navy? Auctioned for pennies on the dollar to a crony? Held in reserve until it can be used in exchange for something they want from the guy they took it from? Held in reserve until sanctions are reversed?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2022 04:41 PM (plgnq)

*grunts who seized the vessel pause and look for a moment*
*resume partying*

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 02, 2022 04:42 PM (z5Vrg)

113 Germany: We need to preserve democracy and norms and stuff.

Also Germany: We will just confiscate private property from people we don't like, cuz reasons


Posted by: Joe XiDen - Putin Evil Man, CNN Says So at March 02, 2022 04:42 PM (OalnH)

114 98 The Postal Service swat team needs to go also.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 02, 2022 04:40 PM (DcKNO)

Yeah, fuck that band.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 02, 2022 04:42 PM (6FeV1)

115 87 Gas just jumped 20 cents today in my neck of the woods. 3.19 to 3.39.
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An oil analyst on ZeroHedge yesterday said $150 a barrel is a certainty, while $200 a barrel is possible.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 02, 2022 04:42 PM (sWM8x)

116 Was it over when the Germans seized Usmananov's yacht?! Hell no! And it aint over now!

Cuz when the going gets tough! The tough send them blankets and squinty eyed stares!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 02, 2022 04:42 PM (SzyiZ)

117 "Hull breach! Hull breach! We've been hit with a defund the police! Damage Control teams, report!"
"We'll shore up the bulkheads with a We Didn't Mean That!"
"Not good enough, they're giving way! Deploy a Fund the Police Now!"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Sings the Songs of its People! at March 02, 2022 04:42 PM (4jcOd)

118 So Biden will both fund fund fund the police AND defund them at the same time.

No Pinocchios here!

Posted by: The FNM at March 02, 2022 04:42 PM (ESjRY)

119 110 Postal Service has a SWAT team?? Whyyyyyyy??
Posted by: runner at March 02, 2022 04:42 PM (rqQ57)

___

Newman from Seinfeld probably knows.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Putin Evil Man, CNN Says So at March 02, 2022 04:42 PM (OalnH)

120 Postal Service has a SWAT team?? Whyyyyyyy??
Posted by: runner at March 02, 2022 04:42 PM (rqQ57)
++++
I think every federal agency has a SWAT team. And why? Because they can. Don't question it, rube, or they'll visit your ass for spreading MDM.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2022 04:42 PM (plgnq)

121 95 Wow. The Germans have seized Alisher Usmanov's $800,000,000 yacht.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at


Yeah, iI think there is a good chance they'll have to give it back..
Posted by: runner at March 02, 2022 04:39 PM (rqQ57)

I think about this differently. Just like everyone on the Left and NeverTrump Left thought is was a great idea to unperson Alex Jones, I'm getting the sense that this is a dry run to eventually seizing our assets. First the truckers, now the oligarchs - who's next?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 02, 2022 04:42 PM (d1mAO)

122 Postal Service has a SWAT team?? Whyyyyyyy??
Posted by: runner

To make sure you open all your mail.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at March 02, 2022 04:42 PM (vcOmj)

123 Posted by: Black Orchid at March 02, 2022 04:41 PM (j9HX3)

You must lead an interesting life....

Posted by: runner at March 02, 2022 04:42 PM (rqQ57)

124 110 Postal Service has a SWAT team?? Whyyyyyyy??
Posted by: runner at March 02, 2022 04:42 PM (rqQ57)


For the same reason they monitor your online activity.

Duh.

Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2022 04:42 PM (9otr5)

125 Fartclam is a good one. I've always used turdcutter
Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at March 02, 2022 04:41 PM (2cfUo)



I thought he was referring to her rancid pissbox.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 02, 2022 04:43 PM (Zz0t1)

126 103 So what will a government do with an $800m super yacht? Does it becomes a presidential transport? Transferred to the navy? Auctioned for pennies on the dollar to a crony? Held in reserve until it can be used in exchange for something they want from the guy they took it from? Held in reserve until sanctions are reversed?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2022 04:41 PM (plgnq)

========

Given to a bureaucrat to file away for future use. The bureaucrat will then go mad with power at his access to such a luxurious item and accidently scuttle it in the harbor.

It will be blamed on climate change.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 02, 2022 04:43 PM (LvTSG)

127 Also Germany: We will just confiscate private property from people we don't like, cuz reasons


Posted by: Joe XiDen - Putin Evil Man, CNN Says So at March 02, 2022 04:42 PM

Seems they tried that before.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 02, 2022 04:43 PM (SzyiZ)

128 Well I'm married, so that's out, but I have high hopes for you...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 02, 2022 04:35 PM (XvPQV)

Makes one of us.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 02, 2022 04:43 PM (II3Gr)

129 >44 AOS should have a Word of the Week. Then, they compete for Word of the Month. Posted by: Ktgreat

An official moron dictionary. Like Ambrose Bierce's Devil's Dictionary.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 02, 2022 04:43 PM (YFAIE)

130 I want to pitch a carbon copy of 1984 but the Big Floating Head is called "Big Sister" instead of "Big Brother", and try to market it as an uplifting triumph of feminism.

I thought I saw somewhere that that was actually happening.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 02, 2022 04:43 PM (ZGrMX)

131 Add to this the "Bail reform laws" happening around the nation. At the link, a charming story of a Poop Perp who smeared his own feces on a woman in NYC. He told cops "Shit happens" and to the Judge "Fuck you Bitch!" at his arraignment. Naturally, he was released on no bail awaiting trial due to NY's bail reform law.

https://tinyurl.com/2p9cs2fr

Posted by: Cheri at March 02, 2022 04:43 PM (oiNtH)

132 Wait, why was his yacht in Germany?

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 02, 2022 04:43 PM (DcKNO)

133 Wow. The Germans have seized Alisher Usmanov's $800,000,000 yacht.

And exactly what was the reasoning? Are governments now just into simple piracy no different than the Barbary Coast variety, or did Usmanov convert his yacht into a gunship?

If Germany is just seizing assets from anyone who is Russian, maybe it is better off that Putin overruns Europe, because Europe isn't worth saving.

OTOH, It could very well be that the Oligarchs in Europe have yacht envy with the Russians and are simply using the nation's military to either seize and sell in a private one-person auction or scuttle the better yacht.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 02, 2022 04:43 PM (lD3vL)

134 Also Germany: We will just confiscate private property from people we don't like, cuz reasons


By the way in the olden times when we had laws and rules and stuff this was an act of piracy, since Germany and Russia are not at war.

Oh and valid grounds for Russia TO go to war with Germany.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 02, 2022 04:43 PM (ESjRY)

135
I like my plan - the Germans have a massive party/orgy on it.

then give it back sans any cleanup
Posted by: Black Orchid at March 02, 2022 04:42 PM (j9HX3)




Germans do make some pretty damn nasty porn.....

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 02, 2022 04:43 PM (Zz0t1)

136 Sometimes I wonder if these politicians are even real, since they move effortlessly between diametrically opposed positions without even losing a single beat of sincerity.

One minute they argue for closing prisons, opening borders and defunding police, and the next minute, poof! All changed, but still emphatic and while looking straight at the camera.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 02, 2022 04:44 PM (SkjKc)

137 Given to a bureaucrat to file away for future use. The bureaucrat will then go mad with power at his access to such a luxurious item and accidently scuttle it in the harbor.

It will be blamed on climate change.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 02, 2022 04:43 PM (LvTSG)
++++
Of all the answers so far, this one gets the "most likely" mark.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2022 04:44 PM (plgnq)

138 130 I want to pitch a carbon copy of 1984 but the Big Floating Head is called "Big Sister" instead of "Big Brother", and try to market it as an uplifting triumph of feminism.

I thought I saw somewhere that that was actually happening.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 02, 2022 04:43 PM (ZGrMX)

========

Retelling the story from Julia's point of view, and she's the hero for entrapping Winston.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 02, 2022 04:44 PM (LvTSG)

139 Hey Cori Bush,

Can we have the 16 trillion back we gave your community in the last 50 years in the War on Poverty?

Posted by: pj at March 02, 2022 04:44 PM (G1dq6)

140 I loved how middle aged white ladies would spread the whole "they don't mean defund when they say defund" lie everywhere, meanwhile the radical black activists were writing op-eds that said "yes, we mean defund when we say defund."

Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2022 04:44 PM (9otr5)

141 Aye, today we seize their yachts, tomorrow we rape their women! WHO IS WITH ME!

Posted by: Blackbeard at March 02, 2022 04:44 PM (ESjRY)

142 125 Fartclam is a good one. I've always used turdcutter
Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at March 02, 2022 04:41 PM (2cfUo)


I thought he was referring to her rancid pissbox.


I won't be having Arby's tonight

Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at March 02, 2022 04:44 PM (2cfUo)

143 John Effing Nam' Vet just found his new yacht. The Scaramouche Two!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 02, 2022 04:44 PM (SzyiZ)

144 I have high hopes for you...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 02, 2022 04:35 PM (XvPQV)

Makes one of us.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 02, 2022 04:43 PM (II3Gr)



Hope and chains!

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 02, 2022 04:44 PM (Zz0t1)

145 I thought he was referring to her rancid pissbox.

fart+clam = vag for farts, aka the butt (we'll ignore queefs).

Posted by: Ian S. at March 02, 2022 04:45 PM (ZGrMX)

146 If Brandon really said (as a candidate) we should not be giving local LEOs surplus military gear, I completely agree. Here in the Burbs of Indy, the cops have no need for that much firepower and it does create an atmosphere of intimidation. Maybe a few cities could use an "RV" (to borrow from Die Hard) but most have no need.

Posted by: Mookie at March 02, 2022 04:45 PM (u+Y3T)

147 132 Wait, why was his yacht in Germany?
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 02, 2022 04:43 PM (DcKNO)

For the chicks. Those fat chicks.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 02, 2022 04:45 PM (XvPQV)

148 Conservatives should have cheered on defund the police. Let NYC, LA, Seattle and Chicago defund it fully, sit back, grab some beer and enjoy the show.

But our side never thinks more than 3 minutes ahead.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Putin Evil Man, CNN Says So at March 02, 2022 04:45 PM (OalnH)

149 I thought I saw somewhere that that was actually happening.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 02, 2022 04:43 PM (ZGrMX)

========

Retelling the story from Julia's point of view, and she's the hero for entrapping Winston.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 02, 2022 04:44 PM (LvTSG)

Fuck. I should write for the Bee then, huh?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 02, 2022 04:45 PM (6FeV1)

150 Even Minneapolis is Re-Funding the Police. Hiring more, even if no one really wants to work in that garbage city.

It took a few city council changes and a City Charter Amendment going down hard, but the politicians have changed course (for now). I think it is too little too late.

Posted by: rd at March 02, 2022 04:45 PM (Z32m1)

151 The Germans have seized Alisher Usmanov's $800,000,000 yacht.
----
Is that the one they sunk?

Posted by: dartist at March 02, 2022 04:45 PM (+ya+t)

152
Retelling the story from Julia's point of view, and she's the hero for entrapping Winston.


In the original story, isn't it just that she breaks first?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 02, 2022 04:45 PM (ESjRY)

153 132 Wait, why was his yacht in Germany?
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 02, 2022 04:43 PM (DcKNO)

My guess? Pick up former PM Gerhard Schroeder to get him to the next Gazprom emergency board meeting.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 02, 2022 04:45 PM (d1mAO)

154 And exactly what was the reasoning? Are governments now just into simple piracy no different than the Barbary Coast variety, or did Usmanov convert his yacht into a gunship?

If Germany is just seizing assets from anyone who is Russian, maybe it is better off that Putin overruns Europe, because Europe isn't worth saving. ...
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 02, 2022 04:43 PM (lD3vL)
++++
I think it is probably related to the "individual sanctions" Brandon was talking about last week. If you're in Putin's club, the West will take your assets as a punitive measure. I am not sure if that's been done at scale before or if it is legal (I suspect it is, at least here, if you're a foreigner because we explicitly permit letters of marque and reprisal).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2022 04:45 PM (plgnq)

155 And exactly what was the reasoning? Are governments now just into simple piracy no different than the Barbary Coast variety, or did Usmanov convert his yacht into a gunship?

If Germany is just seizing assets from anyone who is Russian, maybe it is better off that Putin overruns Europe, because Europe isn't worth saving.

OTOH, It could very well be that the Oligarchs in Europe have yacht envy with the Russians and are simply using the nation's military to either seize and sell in a private one-person auction or scuttle the better yacht.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 02, 2022 04:43 PM (lD3vL)

Without justice what are kingdoms but great bands of robbers? And what is a band of robbers but such a kingdom in miniature? It is a band of men under the rule of a leader, bound together by a pact of friendship, and their booty is divided among them by an agreed rule. Such a blot on society, if it grows, assumes for itself the proud name of kingdom.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 02, 2022 04:45 PM (z5Vrg)

156 140 I loved how middle aged white ladies would spread the whole "they don't mean defund when they say defund" lie everywhere, meanwhile the radical black activists were writing op-eds that said "yes, we mean defund when we say defund."
Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2022 04:44 PM (9otr5)

-----

These are the same ladies who watch a Weight Watchers commercial with fat Oprah and think, "hey, it doesn't work for her but it just might work for me!"

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 02, 2022 04:45 PM (DcKNO)

157 Postal Service has a SWAT team?

Goes with their social media monitoring team

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2022 04:46 PM (KZzsI)

158 What I want to know is why Pelosi wasn't on THIS drug combo during Trumps glorious reign? Instead, she sat there chewing her own mouth and had trouble containing all her various emotions.

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 02, 2022 04:46 PM (AD3JT)

159 The US Department of Education probably has many SWAT teams...to take care of those uppity parents when they get out of control.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 02, 2022 04:46 PM (GYllL)

160 Saw this meme posted on FB and its pretty strong:

Help me out here, because I am German, but the world wants us to:

build a strong military
march through Poland
and fight the Russians.

Have I got that right?

Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2022 04:46 PM (9otr5)

161 Retelling the story from Julia's point of view, and she's the hero for entrapping Winston.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 02, 2022 04:44 PM (LvTSG)

1984 as The Handmaid's Tale.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 02, 2022 04:46 PM (XvPQV)

162 Yeah, iI think there is a good chance they'll have to give it back..
Posted by: runner


Definitely. Leaving aside an easy lawsuit from the owner, Putin won't let something like that slide even it take 5 years. There are so many quiet things he could do with plausible deniability

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 02, 2022 04:46 PM (zWpOF)

163 152
Retelling the story from Julia's point of view, and she's the hero for entrapping Winston.

In the original story, isn't it just that she breaks first?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 02, 2022 04:45 PM (ESjRY)

=========

I believe it's open to interpretation about whether she was working for O'Brien from the start or not. It's a common enough line of thought, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 02, 2022 04:46 PM (LvTSG)

164 I think about this differently. Just like everyone on the Left and NeverTrump Left thought is was a great idea to unperson Alex Jones, I'm getting the sense that this is a dry run to eventually seizing our assets. First the truckers, now the oligarchs - who's next?
Posted by: Darrell Harris

In reality, I think Alex is stronger than ever. More people are hearing what he has to say.
Alex himself is almost in fear that the government will kill him, though.
Alex is kind of like a carnival barker, but the really scary thing is how many things he said would happen...have happened. And as he says, he actually reads what these people publish and say. He has read the books published by WEF figures and in particular, Klaus Schwab. They have written exactly what they want to do. It's not a madcap, paranoid conspiracy theory to repeat what people have actually written in books.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at March 02, 2022 04:46 PM (vcOmj)

165 Hope and chains!
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 02, 2022 04:44 PM (Zz0t1)

The hope is for sex, not marriage...

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 02, 2022 04:47 PM (II3Gr)

166
Meanwhile in NYC...from January...

Suspects arrested for armed robbery of a business will automatically have their charges reduced to misdemeanor petit larceny as long as they don't use guns, don't seriously injure anyone, and present no "genuine risk of physical harm," Bragg said in his memo, according to the New York Post.

lol @ don't "seriously" injure someone

And Democrats in blue cities have been been lenient on crimes involving guns for decades, despite pretending to be for strict gun crontrol.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 02, 2022 04:47 PM (py50N)

167 110 Postal Service has a SWAT team?? Whyyyyyyy??
Posted by: runner at March 02, 2022 04:42 PM (rqQ57)

"Because when you control the mail, you control.....information!! BWAHAHAHA!!"

- Newman

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 02, 2022 04:47 PM (dfRN6)

168 Usmanov is married to the coach of Russia's rhythmic gymnastics team....

Posted by: runner at March 02, 2022 04:47 PM (rqQ57)

169 When Democrats nowadays says "Fund the Police," they mean increase funding for more social workers employed by the police department, more diversity training for cops, and the like. They do not mean hiring a lot of additional street cops and increasing the number of detectives.

Fund the Police also does not mean getting rid of no-cash-bail policies and the early release of violent felons if they keep their cells neat for two years.

Posted by: Gref at March 02, 2022 04:47 PM (AMIL/)

170 The mystery of the fartclam compels you to bask in its essence.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 02, 2022 04:47 PM (PEbbU)

171 suspect it is, at least here, if you're a foreigner because we explicitly permit letters of marque and reprisal).

letters of marque traditionally require a declaration of war.

Yes, governments were very...flexible about that during the golden age of piracy...but in theory now we just straight up hang, well ok, arrest, pirates.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 02, 2022 04:47 PM (ESjRY)

172 Publix took all the russkie vodka off the shelves and sent it back to the U.S.-owned distributors, who will ship it back to the U.S. importers, who will ship it back to the russian distillers, whose owners were in the streets in russia protesting Putin's war.

I need a score card.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 02, 2022 04:47 PM (KiBMU)

173 161 Retelling the story from Julia's point of view, and she's the hero for entrapping Winston.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 02, 2022 04:44 PM (LvTSG)

1984 as The Handmaid's Tale.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 02, 2022 04:46 PM (XvPQV)

=========

"Who knew that my spank bank would make me money?"
-Margaret Atwood

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 02, 2022 04:47 PM (LvTSG)

174 170 The mystery of the fartclam compels you to bask in its essence.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 02, 2022 04:47 PM (PEbbU)


Gwyneth Paltrow is that you?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 02, 2022 04:48 PM (PiwSw)

175 Maybe Krauts want introductions, know what I am saying?

Posted by: runner at March 02, 2022 04:48 PM (rqQ57)

176 172 Publix took all the russkie vodka off the shelves and sent it back to the U.S.-owned distributors, who will ship it back to the U.S. importers, who will ship it back to the russian distillers, whose owners were in the streets in russia protesting Putin's war.

I need a score card.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 02, 2022 04:47 PM (KiBMU)

-------

Have people in the US dumped the Russian gas out of their cars yet?

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 02, 2022 04:49 PM (DcKNO)

177 Conservatives should have cheered on defund the police. Let NYC, LA, Seattle and Chicago defund it fully, sit back, grab some beer and enjoy the show.

But our side never thinks more than 3 minutes ahead.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Putin Evil Man, CNN Says So at March 02, 2022 04:45 PM (OalnH)


A lot of Conservatives work and live in those Blue Sh--holes. Also we hate destruction for destructions sake.

Worse, we know the criminals will not stay in their little police free enclaves. They will take their stolen cars to the suburbs to loot, pillage and steal.

Posted by: rd at March 02, 2022 04:49 PM (Z32m1)

178 These are the same ladies who watch a Weight Watchers commercial with fat Oprah and think, "hey, it doesn't work for her but it just might work for me!"
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 02, 2022 04:45 PM (DcKNO)
A fundamental truth: There are a lot of women who are convinced that fat is afraid of money, and if you throw enough money at your fat, it will get a-skeered and run away. There is a multi-billion dollar industry built on that belief.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 02, 2022 04:49 PM (o2MD2)

179 172 Publix took all the russkie vodka off the shelves and sent it back to the U.S.-owned distributors, who will ship it back to the U.S. importers, who will ship it back to the russian distillers, whose owners were in the streets in russia protesting Putin's war.

I need a score card.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 02, 2022 04:47 PM (KiBMU)

Shippers 3, Dipshits 0

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 02, 2022 04:49 PM (6FeV1)

180
You want a Word?

I'll give a word:

Pareidolia

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 02, 2022 04:49 PM (py50N)

181 I need a score card.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 02, 2022 04:47 PM (KiBMU)
++++
0-all.

Everyone loses.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2022 04:49 PM (plgnq)

182 You can have the yacht bach, but first...,

Posted by: runner at March 02, 2022 04:49 PM (rqQ57)

183 letters of marque traditionally require a declaration of war.

Not exclusively but yeah it was very rare to not have a state of war in place for legalized piracy. It gets a bit hazy because too often in European history when wars officially started and ended was not exactly clear. Plus; war might be ended months before you get home and find out

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2022 04:49 PM (KZzsI)

184 The leftwing propaganda organizations are pushing the message that Biden wants to fund the police without noting that this represents a reversal of his position of the past two years:

--------

He wants to fund a federal police force.

Make the Capital Police National!

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 02, 2022 04:49 PM (zWl9A)

185 Germany seizing the yacht is 100% expected - remember, the CT Senator leaked all that classified NATO strategy yesterday...

Posted by: Nova local at March 02, 2022 04:49 PM (exHjb)

186 I still believe there is a huge bank run going on in Canada but that is only anecdotally talking to people and an occasional comment or two on the web.

Our local RBC bank today was opened for the first time IN A WEEK because of Covid. And it's only open from 10 to 3PM due to 'staffing shortages'.

What the hell?

Posted by: Stateless at March 02, 2022 04:49 PM (FsZ2q)

187 Gwyneth Paltrow is that you?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 02, 2022 04:48 PM

She has a new fartclam candle out. The Whorry Bush.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 02, 2022 04:49 PM (SzyiZ)

188 I'll give a word:

Pareidolia

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 02, 2022 04:49 PM (py50N)

Black Sabbath was so good.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 02, 2022 04:49 PM (XvPQV)

189 I think about this differently. Just like everyone on the Left and NeverTrump Left thought is was a great idea to unperson Alex Jones, I'm getting the sense that this is a dry run to eventually seizing our assets. First the truckers, now the oligarchs - who's next?

Also consider that the US State Department has suddenly removed the Ukraine biolabs run by the US DoD from the embassy website.

Apparently at least eight of the fifteen or more biolabs are exclusively US DoD and these labs "consolidate and secure pathogens and toxins of security concern".

So the West is seizing private property, bank accounts and locking up political prisoners while building bio-weapons labs (right next door to Russia) and we are supposed to hate Putin? The Western rulers appear a greater clear and present danger to We The People.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 02, 2022 04:50 PM (lD3vL)

190 *CAPITOL Police

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 02, 2022 04:50 PM (zWl9A)

191 I loved when Cori Bush played the role of Brian Denehey as the death star.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 02, 2022 04:50 PM (SzyiZ)

192
fart+clam = vag for farts, aka the butt (we'll ignore queefs).
Posted by: Ian S. at March 02, 2022 04:45 PM (ZGrMX)



This conversation keeps up and garrett will be turned on.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 02, 2022 04:50 PM (Zz0t1)

193 Thwow him to the gwound, Centuwion!

Posted by: Biggus Dickus at March 02, 2022 04:50 PM (7B+qn)

194 Worse, we know the criminals will not stay in their little police free enclaves. They will take their stolen cars to the suburbs to loot, pillage and steal.
Posted by: rd at March 02, 2022 04:49 PM (Z32m1)
--
This is happening in my area. Criminals are staging raiding parties to launch robberies and home invasions in suburbs an hour's drive away from where they live.

Posted by: Revenant at March 02, 2022 04:50 PM (//ATM)

195 Europe should adopt Mary Clogginstein's FART Tube program. The can have humans and cows fart into metal canisters/tubes to collect human and animal greenhouse gases to power their electrical production facilities.

Problem solved by Dr. Mary Clogginstein..... PHD in Astrophysics from Harvard ...... Run with it Joe !!!!!!

Posted by: James at March 02, 2022 04:50 PM (9LnBb)

196 180
You want a Word?

I'll give a word:

Pareidolia

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 02, 2022 04:49 PM (py50N)

I see a bunny.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 02, 2022 04:51 PM (PiwSw)

197 188 I'll give a word:

Pareidolia

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 02, 2022 04:49 PM (py50N)

Black Sabbath was so good.


Dio Sabbath > Ozzy Sabbath

Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at March 02, 2022 04:51 PM (2cfUo)

198 The US does personal sanctions too, yes? Even though Bills of Attainder are expressly forbidden.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 02, 2022 04:51 PM (yQpMk)

199 old and busted: Every non-armed muslim you killed when you bombed that AQ leader is a war crime!

New Hotness: There are legions of Russian toddlers that need to get wrecked. NOW.

Posted by: The FNM at March 02, 2022 04:51 PM (ESjRY)

200
Black Sabbath was so good.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


I had no idea until recently Judas Priest was gayer than Queen.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 02, 2022 04:51 PM (py50N)

201 Huh. I was just used as a hat model.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 02, 2022 04:51 PM (icnB6)

202 Pure damage control.
It shouldn't be allowed to work.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 02, 2022 04:52 PM (jTmQV)

203 201 Huh. I was just used as a hat model.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 02, 2022 04:51 PM (icnB6)

How degrading.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 02, 2022 04:52 PM (II3Gr)

204 With apologies to those who merit them, but going forward law enforcement at all levels will be the front line enforcers of the Great Reset/ New World Order, what have you. The Democrat play should be to ingratiate theemselves with law enforcement, giving them perks and privileges above and beyond the " other". This is how it always has been done, everywhere.

Posted by: kraken at March 02, 2022 04:52 PM (Vr12I)

205 Probably too late now but Defiant L's on defunding the cops...
https://twitter.com/DefiantLs/status/
1498862838072414208

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 02, 2022 04:52 PM (UHVv4)

206 This blonde in a dress is the daughter of a German bureaucrat and although she doesn't know how he could afford to throw her a birthday party on a $800m super yacht next month, she's pretty stoked about it:
https://is.gd/etUIMd

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2022 04:52 PM (plgnq)

207 Speaking of Gwyneth. Uber Eats is running a commercial touting their delivery of non-food items. They have celebrities (mostly comedians) eating these non-food items. Because they are dumb, you see, and can't understand why if it is delivered by Uber Eats you can't eat it. Small print at the bottom of the screen tells the viewer that it is prop food, don't eat, you know, lipstick.

But Gwyneth gets a package with a candle labelled "This Candle Smells like My V" and her hand covers the rest, and she is going in for a big bite of it.

You can hate Uber and Uber Eats and celebrities, but I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.

Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2022 04:52 PM (9otr5)

208 The US does personal sanctions too, yes? Even though Bills of Attainder are expressly forbidden.

In heritage American the people put restrictions on the government.

In new America the government merely puts restrictions on the people.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 02, 2022 04:52 PM (ESjRY)

209 Publix took all the russkie vodka off the shelves and sent it back to the U.S.-owned distributors, who will ship it back to the U.S. importers, who will ship it back to the russian distillers, whose owners were in the streets in russia protesting Putin's war.


Retards. They should just relabel the Vodka as being a product of Ukraine and double the price as a virtue trophy.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 02, 2022 04:52 PM (lD3vL)

210

very pretty lady with something to say

https://tinyurl.com/ybat83ey

spot on

Posted by: artisanal ette at March 02, 2022 04:52 PM (8I+CL)

211 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 02, 2022 04:53 PM (arJlL)

212 Are you not entertained?

Posted by: Kamala's Talking Vagina at March 02, 2022 04:53 PM (VpIIl)

213 This blonde in a dress is the daughter of a German bureaucrat and although she doesn't know how he could afford to throw her a birthday party on a $800m super yacht next month, she's pretty stoked about it:
https://is.gd/etUIMd
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2022 04:52 PM (plgnq)

Normally I just drool over the girls, but that is pretty funny, Joe

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 02, 2022 04:53 PM (XvPQV)

214 >183 letters of marque traditionally require a declaration of war.

Didn't we issue letters of marque in the undeclared naval war with France at the end of the 18th century?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 02, 2022 04:53 PM (YFAIE)

215 206 This blonde in a dress is the daughter of a German bureaucrat and although she doesn't know how he could afford to throw her a birthday party on a $800m super yacht next month, she's pretty stoked about it:
https://is.gd/etUIMd
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2022 04:52 PM (plgnq)

Too skinny. Zero muscle tone. Her highest and best use would be as long veal.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 02, 2022 04:53 PM (II3Gr)

216 Sitting at a red light an hour ago I see the car in front of me has a bumper sticker that says "Build Back Better".

That guy is so 2021.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 02, 2022 04:53 PM (SkjKc)

217 Would be interesting to see what that Dims internal polling is saying.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at March 02, 2022 04:54 PM (Adlwz)

218 the science of policing changed.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 02, 2022 04:54 PM (Ynyl9)

219 215 Too skinny. Zero muscle tone. Her highest and best use would be as long veal.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 02, 2022 04:53 PM (II3Gr)

=======

Orangesicle girl from earlier was fit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 02, 2022 04:54 PM (LvTSG)

220
Twitter is telling me "Kherson" has been sacked.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 02, 2022 04:54 PM (py50N)

221 HEADLINE: Rep. Van Taylor apologizes for affair with 'ISIS bride,' abruptly drops reelection bid

Two-term Plano Republican concedes runoff to Keith Self after admitting 'horrible mistake'

Van Taylor was one of four Republicans who voted to certify Joe Biden's 'victory'. The way that this became public is truly schadenfreudelicious.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 02, 2022 04:54 PM (d1mAO)

222 I had no idea until recently Judas Priest was gayer than Queen.
Posted by: Soothsayer

So, you've listened to "Turbo Lover", by Judas Priest?

I had never heard it before a month or two ago, and heard it on "Ozzie's Boneyard" on Sirius 38.

Yes, they seem pretty gay. Gay, gay, gay.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at March 02, 2022 04:54 PM (vcOmj)

223 Gas just jumped 20 cents today in my neck of the woods. 3.19 to 3.39.

Posted by: olddog in mo at March 02, 2022 04:39 PM
----------------------

Spoke to soon. Just jumped to 3.59 at my local station.

Posted by: olddog in mo at March 02, 2022 04:54 PM (ju2Fy)

224

This week Lockheed Martin unveiled its latest riverine/bridge denial weapon, The Pisscutter.

A unique fuel air weapon, the fuel is squirted out in an arcing, somewhat yellowish stream of hypergolic fuels, and then ignited with a unique triphase autoinflammatory discharge.

Posted by: Pendulating Richard at March 02, 2022 04:54 PM (GSjFm)

225 https://is.gd/etUIMd
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2022 04:52 PM (plgnq)

Too skinny. Zero muscle tone. Her highest and best use would be as long veal.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 02, 2022 04:53 PM (II3Gr)

Look at those legs, plenty of good tone there.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 02, 2022 04:55 PM (XvPQV)

226 221 HEADLINE: Rep. Van Taylor apologizes for affair with 'ISIS bride,' abruptly drops reelection bid

Two-term Plano Republican concedes runoff to Keith Self after admitting 'horrible mistake'

Van Taylor was one of four Republicans who voted to certify Joe Biden's 'victory'. The way that this became public is truly schadenfreudelicious.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 02, 2022 04:54 PM (d1mAO)

==========

wut?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 02, 2022 04:55 PM (LvTSG)

227 wait..high crime doesn't poll well?

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 02, 2022 04:55 PM (0EAC1)

228 Professor Jacobson posted a timelessly still-true Andrew Breitbart tweet in honor of the anniversary of his passing away...

Wake up, Conservatives: Left is involved in 100% organized class & race warfare & you think you can sit this one out & not fight back?!?!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 02, 2022 04:55 PM (SkjKc)

229 Sundowner's brain is mush, don't believe a word he says except his son Beau is dead which he mentions on every speech.

Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2022 04:56 PM (2JoB8)

230 very pretty lady with something to say

https://tinyurl.com/ybat83ey

spot on
Posted by: artisanal ette at March 02, 2022 04:52 PM (8I+CL)
++++
Nice. Calling them hypocrites and liars has no effect, but their hypocrisy and lying does have an effect.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2022 04:56 PM (plgnq)

231
I had no idea until recently Judas Priest was gayer than Queen.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 02, 2022 04:51 PM (py50N)



Rob Halford has been openly gay for a LONG time. No one cares because he doesn't shove his dick down your throat and yell at you to accept it. He's gay. He fucking rocks. Who cares?

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 02, 2022 04:56 PM (Zz0t1)

232 Dethink reality.

Posted by: klaftern at March 02, 2022 04:56 PM (taPSh)

233 FUND DA POH-LEECE
- NWA, 1988 or s

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Nothing's Built, Nothing's Back, Nothing's Better at March 02, 2022 04:56 PM (Kt1w/)

234 206 This blonde in a dress is the daughter of a German bureaucrat and although she doesn't know how he could afford to throw her a birthday party on a $800m super yacht next month, she's pretty stoked about it:
https://is.gd/etUIMd
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2022 04:52 PM (plgnq)

Horde says you need to make them chubbier, Joe.

Posted by: kraken at March 02, 2022 04:56 PM (Vr12I)

235 rd: "Even Minneapolis is Re-Funding the Police. Hiring more, even if no one really wants to work in that garbage city."

Who in their right mind would want to police there? Seriously, the cops just got thrown to the wolves, and a new hire thinks, "Hmm, yes, this is surely a promising career." Freedom-loving cop or Oppression-loving one is immaterial. You're in the vise just waiting for management to start the screws based on the politics of the instant. It's such a horrible bet.

How much money can you get in salary (forgetting the stress) to protect you from, in an instant, going from hero to devil in a life-destroying prosecution for a "hate-crime"?

Some cities will almost literally have to go feral before an appropriate sentiment saturates the city to reform itself.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 02, 2022 04:56 PM (aXxgO)

236 The donkey-commies are going to say they were against everything they were for in 2016-2021 and the propagandists will help them do it. It's like when the slavery democrats switched to being the abolitionist republicans and vice a versa. hey if the big lie worked once then it can work again.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 02, 2022 04:57 PM (iDcra)

237 I'll ask Publix via its corporate page if they've dumped the gas and diesel from their fleet vehicles, refined from Russian crude.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 02, 2022 04:57 PM (KiBMU)

238 Look at those legs, plenty of good tone there.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 02, 2022 04:55 PM (XvPQV)



I would creep her out all night long.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 02, 2022 04:57 PM (yQpMk)

239 I had no idea until recently Judas Priest was gayer than Queen.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 02, 2022 04:51 PM (py50N)

Yeah...they're the reason leather and Metal came together. The 80s were a more innocent time, in some ways.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 02, 2022 04:57 PM (XvPQV)

240 Van Taylor was one of four Republicans who voted to certify Joe Biden's 'victory'. The way that this became public is truly schadenfreudelicious.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 02, 2022 04:54 PM (d1mAO)
==========
wut?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 02, 2022 04:55 PM (LvTSG)

Link - https://is.gd/mzNOV0

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 02, 2022 04:57 PM (d1mAO)

241
Didn't we issue letters of marque in the undeclared naval war with France at the end of the 18th century?


Congress approved "An Act further to protect the commerce of the United States" which was for all intents and purposes a declaration of war - but with significant limits on where and how it could be fought.

So...congress would still need to pass something...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 02, 2022 04:57 PM (ESjRY)

242
Have you heard Rob Halford's own stories? Dude was putting lots of penises in his mouth, like, every where he went.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 02, 2022 04:58 PM (py50N)

243 Yes, they seem pretty gay. Gay, gay, gay.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at March 02, 2022 04:54 PM (vcOmj)

Hell bent for leather ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 02, 2022 04:58 PM (M+Lyo)

244 218 the science of policing changed.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 02, 2022 04:54 PM (Ynyl9)

There's something to that. IIRC we went from a more Peelian model to a German progressive model from a guy named Vollmer, which some point to as the starting point of our militarized, punitively oriented police force.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 02, 2022 04:58 PM (II3Gr)

245 Since we're bringing back the classics.

Next up for Brandon; "Drill baby, drill".

Posted by: Marcus T at March 02, 2022 04:58 PM (ERcy3)

246 Even Minneapolis is Re-Funding the Police. Hiring more, even if no one really wants to work in that garbage city."

Who in their right mind would want to police there? Seriously, the cops just got thrown to the wolves, and a new hire thinks, "Hmm, yes, this is surely a promising career." Freedom-loving cop or Oppression-loving one is immaterial. You're in the vise just waiting for management to start the screws based on the politics of the instant. It's such a horrible bet.

How much money can you get in salary (forgetting the stress) to protect you from, in an instant, going from hero to devil in a life-destroying prosecution for a "hate-crime"?

Some cities will almost literally have to go feral before an appropriate sentiment saturates the city to reform itself.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 02, 2022 04:56 PM (aXxgO)

Same song in Seattle. They are NOW trying to hire more cops and they aren't getting many applicants.
Burn, baby, burn.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 02, 2022 04:59 PM (XvPQV)

247 242
Have you heard Rob Halford's own stories? Dude was putting lots of penises in his mouth, like, every where he went.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 02, 2022 04:58 PM (py50N)

A walking rocking STD.

Posted by: kraken at March 02, 2022 04:59 PM (Vr12I)

248
Some cities will almost literally have to go feral before an appropriate sentiment saturates the city to reform itself.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel


The thi g is is e ery city in Ohio has but nothing is reforming there

Posted by: Y5 at March 02, 2022 04:59 PM (Lgohd)

249 203 201 Huh. I was just used as a hat model.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 02, 2022 04:51 PM (icnB6)

How degrading.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 02, 2022 04:52 PM (II3Gr)

It has nothing to do with the quality of my head. I assure you.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 02, 2022 04:59 PM (icnB6)

250 https://is.gd/etUIMd
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2022 04:52 PM (plgnq)



How could I disappoint thee. Let me count the ways.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 02, 2022 04:59 PM (Zz0t1)

251 77 Conservatives should have cheered on defund the police. Let NYC, LA, Seattle and Chicago defund it fully, sit back, grab some beer and enjoy the show.

But our side never thinks more than 3 minutes ahead.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Putin Evil Man, CNN Says So at March 02, 2022 04:45 PM (OalnH)

Your strategy is the same one Trump thought would work with the BLM /Antifa riots. But Trump is not a conservative either. Not saying it wouldn't be sweet schadenfreude but that's not how conservatives think. At least my idea of conservatism.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 02, 2022 04:59 PM (uHFrd)

252 167 110 Postal Service has a SWAT team?? Whyyyyyyy??
Posted by: runner at March 02, 2022 04:42 PM (rqQ57)

"Because when you control the mail, you control.....information!! BWAHAHAHA!!"

- Newman
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 02, 2022 04:47 PM (dfRN6)


The freaking Education Department has a SWAT Team. What are they afraid of? Violent Education Loan Delinquents?

Posted by: rd at March 02, 2022 04:59 PM (Z32m1)

253 Democrats to Cori Bush

https://youtu.be/JTF2j0OWUi8

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 02, 2022 04:59 PM (sAmhv)

254 "Even Minneapolis is Re-Funding the Police. Hiring more, even if no one really wants to work in that garbage city."

Who in their right mind would want to police there?


Or be a housewife there.

Posted by: Justine Diamond at March 02, 2022 04:59 PM (ZTzFi)

255 Next up for Brandon; "Drill baby, drill".
Posted by: Marcus T at March 02, 2022 04:58 PM (ERcy3)



If only Trump hadn't shut down fracking and stopped pipeline construction.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 02, 2022 05:00 PM (yQpMk)

256 "The freaking Education Department has a SWAT Team. What are they afraid of?"

You.

Posted by: thrax at March 02, 2022 05:01 PM (0EAC1)

257 Horde says you need to make them chubbier, Joe.
Posted by: kraken at March 02, 2022 04:56 PM (Vr12I)

Chubbier but not 'thicc'.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 02, 2022 05:01 PM (ufFY8)

258 Those damn republicans and Trump canceled Keystone XL! I am going to put it back on track.

Also I couldn't believe that the damn republicans adn Trump canceled all those federal oil and gas auctions. That too I am going to put back on track where it should have always been.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 02, 2022 05:01 PM (iDcra)

259 252
The freaking Education Department has a SWAT Team. What are they afraid of? Violent Education Loan Delinquents?
Posted by: rd at March 02, 2022 04:59 PM (Z32m1)

Parents.

Posted by: kraken at March 02, 2022 05:01 PM (Vr12I)

260 227 wait..high crime doesn't poll well?
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 02, 2022 04:55 PM (0EAC1)


Seriously, folks. The leftards don't give a fuk about crime. They don't give a fuk about minorities either. They want power, and will use whoever is foolish enough, stupid enough, to swallow their endless lies and give them that power. They are monsters. Nothing less.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 02, 2022 05:01 PM (o2MD2)

261 Forget the last two years, mkay? That was all malarkey.
- Joe Brandon

Posted by: runner at March 02, 2022 04:29 PM (rqQ57)


I thought we were promised No Malarkey.

I'm beginning to suspect that Joe might tell an occasional fib or two.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 02, 2022 05:01 PM (F0YaR)

262 252 167 110 Postal Service has a SWAT team?? Whyyyyyyy??
Posted by: runner at March 02, 2022 04:42 PM (rqQ57)

"Because when you control the mail, you control.....information!! BWAHAHAHA!!"

- Newman
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 02, 2022 04:47 PM (dfRN6)

The freaking Education Department has a SWAT Team. What are they afraid of? Violent Education Loan Delinquents?
Posted by: rd



The Agriculture Dept has a SWAT Team. You haven't heard of any uprising from sheep and cows, have you?

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 02, 2022 05:01 PM (sAmhv)

263 Hope and chains!
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 02, 2022 04:44 PM (Zz0t1)

The hope is for sex, not marriage...
Posted by: Insomniac

Those chains aren't for marriage.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 02, 2022 05:01 PM (Vxu+H)

264 >> 206 This blonde in a dress is the daughter of a German bureaucrat and although she doesn't know how he could afford to throw her a birthday party on a $800m super yacht next month, she's pretty stoked about it:
https://is.gd/etUIMd
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Sweet but, A case of the curtains don't match the carpet.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 02, 2022 05:01 PM (GYllL)

265
Sweet but, A case of the curtains don't match the carpet.
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 02, 2022 05:01 PM (GYllL)



I'm quite sure there's not a carpet to compare to, so it's all good.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 02, 2022 05:02 PM (Zz0t1)

266 Conservatives should have cheered on defund the police. Let NYC, LA, Seattle and Chicago defund it fully, sit back, grab some beer and enjoy the show. But our side never thinks more than 3 minutes ahead.

-----

Your strategy is the same one Trump thought would work with the BLM /Antifa riots. But Trump is not a conservative either. Not saying it wouldn't be sweet schadenfreude but that's not how conservatives think. At least my idea of conservatism.


Conservatism needs to stop insisting on fixing people's problems for them. Shitty cities, Europe, it's all the same. Stop trying to force people to live better than they're willing to settle for.

Posted by: Statistics at March 02, 2022 05:02 PM (ZTzFi)

267 Criminals have forced the police to become more militarized which admittedly screws up the entire system for the law abiding who is caught in the crossfire.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 02, 2022 05:02 PM (uHFrd)

268 the science of policing changed.

**

Ha. You're damned right it did. You can draw a straight line from the 80s when the exact same people who are currently screaming about "defund the police" were screaming about racism and disproportionate sentencing. And they got their wish. So what happened? The exact same people put in across the board sentencing, and what did it lead to? More blacks incarcerated than ever before, because they wanted to make sure a white boy went to jail occasionally, too.

Dumbasses.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Nothing's Built, Nothing's Back, Nothing's Better at March 02, 2022 05:02 PM (Kt1w/)

269 Just saw an image of Rep. Van Taylor. He should be wearing a burqua. Eeesh.

Posted by: Cheri at March 02, 2022 05:03 PM (oiNtH)

270 Not a Democrat and I totally support defunding a tyrannical class that can't protect you the way you have to protect yourself.
F..k em. Don't need their help.

Posted by: Organ Grinder Monkey at March 02, 2022 05:03 PM (mqpBf)

271 The blue urban centers will hire cops that will follow orders to the tee.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 02, 2022 05:03 PM (GYllL)

272 Those chains aren't for marriage.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 02, 2022 05:01 PM (Vxu+H)

Dirty-minded as well as uppity. I like it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 02, 2022 05:03 PM (II3Gr)

273 I don't get fart clam. The words together are funny but no imagery. That might be a good thing though.

Posted by: Bosk at March 02, 2022 05:04 PM (x6uUk)

274 We need more politicians like Sana Marin, Prime Minister of Finland.

http://bitly.ws/oSLA

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 02, 2022 05:04 PM (sWM8x)

275 Sure seems like a 40 mile, bumper to bumper vehicle convoy could be massacred by anything that can get in there.

Posted by: dartist at March 02, 2022 05:04 PM (+ya+t)

276 240 Van Taylor was one of four Republicans who voted to certify Joe Biden's 'victory'. The way that this became public is truly schadenfreudelicious.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 02, 2022 04:54 PM (d1mAO)
==========
wut?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 02, 2022 04:55 PM (LvTSG)

Link - https://is.gd/mzNOV0
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 02, 2022 04:57 PM (d1mAO)

-------

That story made my day. The Trump curse strikes again.
What a POS.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 02, 2022 05:04 PM (DcKNO)

277 I have a friend who is a trauma nurse. Somewhat apolitical. Leaned social liberal. Got fired for not taking the jab. She's now hardcore Republican. Pretty sure she didn't forget who brought the COVID tyranny down on her and her family.

Brandon might be stoopid. But there are a lot of people with long memories.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 02, 2022 05:04 PM (ERcy3)

278 I don't get fart clam.

Posted by: Bosk at March 02, 2022 05:04 PM (x6uUk)

Fart clam is for closers.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 02, 2022 05:04 PM (SH2Zi)

279 Some cities will almost literally have to go feral before an appropriate sentiment saturates the city to reform itself.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 02, 2022 04:56 PM (aXxgO)


Not my problem. I have a police driven limousine and police guarding my home.
- Big City Mayors and Council Members.

Posted by: rd at March 02, 2022 05:04 PM (Z32m1)

280 267 Criminals have forced the police to become more militarized which admittedly screws up the entire system for the law abiding who is caught in the crossfire.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 02, 2022 05:02 PM (uHFrd)

That is NOT the case in 99.5% of cases. Almost all of your criminals are just run of the mill miscreants. They don't have armored cars, tanks, RPG's, or Ma Deuces.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 02, 2022 05:05 PM (o2MD2)

281 Saw a movie where Rob Halford played a porno shop counter guy.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 02, 2022 05:05 PM (ufFY8)

282 Defund is a purely verbal issue for the right.

Number of police forces defunded in right-wing areas: 0
Number of police forces the right prevented the defunding of: 0

It's fine for scoring political points with an I told you so, but no need to pretend anyone on the right was involved in doing anything with it one way or the other.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 02, 2022 05:05 PM (z5Vrg)

283 Speaking of convoys, where is the Protest Convoy heading to DC? Not much noise about it, what with Ukraine Mania and all.

Posted by: kraken at March 02, 2022 05:06 PM (Vr12I)

284 very pretty lady with something to say

https://tinyurl.com/ybat83ey

spot on
Posted by: artisanal ette at March 02, 2022


***
Damn straight

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 02, 2022 05:06 PM (txdEq)

285 Posted by: Statistics at March 02, 2022 05:02 PM (ZTzF

You may want to ignore the large metropolitan areas in the country but they definitely won't ignore you.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 02, 2022 05:06 PM (uHFrd)

286 All of you people that want to go to war with Russia over Ukraine remember that the main guy that was behind defund the police and getting in DAs that don't prosecute criminals or terrorists, George Soros, is totally behind getting us into war with Russia over Ukraine.

And that Is my NUMBER 1 REASON for not wanting to get into war with Russia. Change my mind.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 02, 2022 05:06 PM (iDcra)

287 I don't get fart clam.


the first rule of fartclam

Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at March 02, 2022 05:06 PM (2cfUo)

288
And that Is my NUMBER 1 REASON for not wanting to get into war with Russia. Change my mind.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 02, 2022 05:06 PM (iDcra)

-------

Right there with you, brother.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 02, 2022 05:07 PM (DcKNO)

289 So did Cheney actually compare Jan. 6 to the Ukraine invasion ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2022 05:07 PM (J8ILO)

290 267 Criminals have forced the police to become more militarized which admittedly screws up the entire system for the law abiding who is caught in the crossfire.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 02, 2022 05:02 PM (uHFrd)

I dunno. That's one of those chicken/egg things. The "the cops are outgunned" thing as a reason to give them MRAPs and shit is a bit of a trope. I think overall societal decay, spread of critical theory, and the every-increasing loss of social and cultural cohesion and homogeneity have a much bigger role to play.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 02, 2022 05:07 PM (II3Gr)

291
backsnizz > fartclam

Posted by: ace at March 02, 2022 05:08 PM (0G13K)

292 >>Your strategy is the same one Trump thought would work with the BLM /Antifa riots. But Trump is not a conservative either. Not saying it wouldn't be sweet schadenfreude but that's not how conservatives think. At least my idea of conservatism.

That wasn't Trump's reasoning at all. There are no conservatives who think the federal government should assume the power of state and local government.

Conservatives believe in federalism.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2022 05:08 PM (ZLI7S)

293 So did Cheney actually compare Jan. 6 to the Ukraine invasion ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2022 05:07 PM (J8ILO)




It seems someone gave her a shovel for Christmas and she's getting FULL USE out of it.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 02, 2022 05:08 PM (Zz0t1)

294 Saw a movie where Rob Halford played a porno shop counter guy.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

Spun. He was in it for a few seconds. If you closed your eyes, you missed it.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 02, 2022 05:08 PM (KAi1n)

295 I don't get fart clam.
===

I bet you don't.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 02, 2022 05:08 PM (iDcra)

296 The whole "OMG THE CROOKS HAVE COP KILLER BULLETS" was an urban myth, promoted largely by the hysterical slobbering news media and the plot of Lethal Weapon 3.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 02, 2022 05:09 PM (II3Gr)

297 Next up for Brandon; "Drill baby, drill".

Posted by: Marcus T at March 02, 2022 04:58 PM (ERcy3)

---------

I'm imagining Hunter fantasizing about Jill while drilling his niece, screaming "Drill baby Jill!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 02, 2022 05:09 PM (UVE4l)

298
In Russia, fart clam gets you.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 02, 2022 05:09 PM (py50N)

299 In Russia, fart clam gets you.

Now available in Ukraine!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 02, 2022 05:10 PM (iDcra)

300 I read awhile ago that most police departments outside of large cities don't want the MRAP's and such. Too much to maintain them in operating order.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 02, 2022 05:10 PM (GYllL)

301 "298
In Russia, fart clam gets you.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 02, 2022 05:09 PM (py50N) "

probably true in a lot of Big Blue cities, too.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (NDCP0) at March 02, 2022 05:10 PM (NDCP0)

302
So did Cheney actually compare Jan. 6 to the Ukraine invasion ?
Posted by: It's me donna


Ukraine is worse than Watergate.

Posted by: Carl "Bear" Bernstein at March 02, 2022 05:10 PM (63Dwl)

303 300 I read awhile ago that most police departments outside of large cities don't want the MRAP's and such. Too much to maintain them in operating order.
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 02, 2022 05:10 PM (GYllL)

I don't know that I've ever actually seen them use one in a non-urban area.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 02, 2022 05:11 PM (z5Vrg)

304 Looks like Ukraine is fkd.

Posted by: Infidel at March 02, 2022 05:12 PM (ou23q)

305 bootysnizz > backsnizz > fartclam

if you find a girl with bootysnizz, marry her.

Posted by: ace at March 02, 2022 05:12 PM (0G13K)

306 So:

Fart Clam > Fart Box
or
Fart Box > Fart Clam?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 02, 2022 05:12 PM (iDcra)

307 LOL. You enter 'fartclam' into a DDG search and this comes up:

Quick Hits
Search domain acecomments.mu.nuacecomments.mu.nu ' ?post=397979
50 Your Wife Is Getting Rodgered Up Her Fartclam By a Gang of Longshoremen That's a video that Russians can't watch now that PornHub has cut them off. Posted by: Ian S. at February 25, 2022 05:01 PM (ZGrMX) 51 36 What is the actual purpose of people like Kristol stealing our oxygen?

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 02, 2022 05:12 PM (Zz0t1)

308 Back around 1999 the IMF bailed out Russia (banks?) with a ton of money ($50B, idk, not the trillions they toss around now) ... and it mostly didn't work, but the story was it mostly went to Russian oligarchs, who turned it into real assets, like mansions on The Mediterranean.

And then there are the various mafia/trafficking Russian oligarchs, while oligarchs that don't service Putin got the polonium treatment. So yeah, stop Putin's money men, like China ... it is a big criminal enterprise. (but so is DeepState).

And yeah, maybe it just establishes a path to take all our assets via a more subtle social credit scoring system. (did you support Trump, not get vaxxed, spread "disinformation" about global warming, etc.?)

Posted by: illiniwek at March 02, 2022 05:12 PM (Cus5s)

309 Yep. Spun.

Weird movie.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 02, 2022 05:12 PM (ufFY8)

310 if you find a girl with bootysnizz, marry her.
Posted by: ace at March 02, 2022 05:12 PM (0G13K)



IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT MEANS THE BACK DOOR IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at March 02, 2022 05:13 PM (Zz0t1)

311 And that Is my NUMBER 1 REASON for not wanting to get into war with Russia.
---
My number one reason is that our government cannot be trusted to pursue the goals that supposedly justify a military intervention.

How many failed twenty-year wars will it take for us to learn this?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 02, 2022 05:14 PM (sWM8x)

312

When he wasnt trying to goad Vlad into starting a nuclear war, he was lying his old ass off.

What a great President!

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at March 02, 2022 05:14 PM (JiRil)

313 Fact Checkers (TM) only "fact check" and debunk true statements. That's why they're called fact checkers. They're not here to debunk lies. That would be the Fiction Checkers. I don't think that facebook/twatter has created any yet.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 02, 2022 05:14 PM (wAnMi)

314 bootysnizz > backsnizz > fartclam

if you find a girl with bootysnizz, marry her.
Posted by: ace


I love you. I don't even know what these words are referring to but I'm laughing like an idiot.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 02, 2022 05:14 PM (Vxu+H)

315 Posted by: Statistics at March 02, 2022 05:02 PM (ZTzF

You may want to ignore the large metropolitan areas in the country but they definitely won't ignore you.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 02, 2022 05:06 PM (uHFrd)


Hence, why I don't live there. They're more than welcome to try and bring their fun and games out to the rural areas, if they wish. But you know what I don't lose much sleep over ? Trying to go in there and "fix them". Let them live how they want to live. If it's in squalor, I don't care.

Posted by: Statistics at March 02, 2022 05:14 PM (ZTzFi)

316 So Cori Bush should actually be fart-GiantPacificOyster?

Now I get it!

Posted by: Bosk at March 02, 2022 05:14 PM (x6uUk)

317 That is NOT the case in 99.5% of cases. Almost all of your criminals are just run of the mill miscreants. They don't have armored cars, tanks, RPG's, or Ma Deuces.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 02, 2022 05:05 PM (o2MD2)

LA Bank shoot out, FBI Miami shootout , Stephen Paddock and his clones , Drug Cartels and the vast number of mass shootings we've had in addition to the gangs armed to the teeth have led Law Enforcement to be determined they aren't going to be under gunned.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 02, 2022 05:14 PM (uHFrd)

318 That story made my day. The Trump curse strikes again.
What a POS.

==========================

I am that way on Ukraine. I want Ukrainians to be free, but there is a solid reason Ukraine has one of the Worst GDP in Europe.

Their corrupt government and UKRAINIAN Oligarchs played too much with the Democrat Party and the US State Department/ Intelligence (oxymoron alert) and NGO Grifting Scams.

Posted by: rd at March 02, 2022 05:14 PM (Z32m1)

319 "I love you. I don't even know what these words are referring to but I'm laughing like an idiot."

Wordmule is plowing that field.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at March 02, 2022 05:14 PM (qpX6U)

320
As you all know the trolls and twitter love to bring up the time when President Trump said, "It's going to disappear. One day -- it's like a miracle -- it will disappear." in February 2020.

Well guess what!

Trump was right...again.

A "miracle" occurred on Monday night and the chinese virus "disappeared" on Tuesday.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 02, 2022 05:15 PM (py50N)

321 KK Downing came up with the leather look. At the time, Halford was into chiffon.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 02, 2022 05:15 PM (KAi1n)

322 Fart Clam > Fart Box
or
Fart Box > Fart Clam?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 02, 2022 05:12 PM (iDcra)

Fart Clam has a certain elan and joie de vivre that one can only find here at AOSHQ.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 02, 2022 05:16 PM (QCwhW)

323 Ah, yes, the Democrat Party's armed militia. This time wearing black hoodies instead of white hoods. Same purpose: terrorism.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 02, 2022 05:16 PM (B1Vad)

324 So Cori Bush should actually be fart-GiantPacificOyster?

Nope a Purple Lipped Mussel..... bearded.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 02, 2022 05:16 PM (iDcra)

325 Steve Bannon is covering the Convoy.
He is airing reports from Michael Yon, who is traveling with it.
It is now 70 miles long, growing by the hour.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 02, 2022 05:16 PM (jTmQV)

326 Twitter is telling me "Kherson" has been sacked.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 02, 2022 04:54 PM (py50N)


I'd like to sack Gina Gershon.

Posted by: spindrift at March 02, 2022 05:16 PM (h5TKJ)

327 I read awhile ago that most police departments outside of large cities don't want the MRAP's and such. Too much to maintain them in operating order.

I recall Meal Team Six deploying some shit like that, to quell the unacceptable riot of people defying Governor Wheels and having a public drink at a rural bar. In Texas no less.

Posted by: Statistics at March 02, 2022 05:17 PM (ZTzFi)

328 240 Van Taylor was one of four Republicans who voted to certify

At least he pounded a One.

Still, a fvcking dumbass.

Deserves political oblivion.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 02, 2022 05:17 PM (ufFY8)

329 I don't know that I've ever actually seen them use one in a non-urban area.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 02, 2022 05:11 PM (z5Vrg)


I think those fat cops (nicced as Meal Team 6) came in a MRAP to raid that honky-tonk in TX that refused to shut down when ordered to, early in the pandemic.

But mainly, I just wanted to mention Meal Team 6 again.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 02, 2022 05:17 PM (F0YaR)

330 Is the phrase "snot scab" in common use?

Posted by: Y5 at March 02, 2022 05:17 PM (Lgohd)

331 How can someone be swatted three times? Doesn't the police keep records, record phone calls? Don't they warn people that if you call 911 too many times you will be arrested? Obviously the police want to be sued.

Posted by: Megthered at March 02, 2022 05:18 PM (0D3xw)

332 I love you. I don't even know what these words are referring to but I'm laughing like an idiot.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 02, 2022 05:14 PM (Vxu+H)

We can help you understand.

Posted by: The Otters at March 02, 2022 05:18 PM (ufFY8)

333 304 Looks like Ukraine is fkd.
Posted by: Infidel at March 02, 2022 05:12 PM (ou23q)
--------

What's the latest?

Posted by: WisRich at March 02, 2022 05:19 PM (G0vdT)

334 We can help you understand.

Posted by: The Otters at March 02, 2022 05:18 PM (ufFY

The one true predator of the fartclam.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 02, 2022 05:20 PM (SH2Zi)

335 Hence, why I don't live there. They're more than welcome to try and bring their fun and games out to the rural areas, if they wish. But you know what I don't lose much sleep over ? Trying to go in there and "fix them". Let them live how they want to live. If it's in squalor, I don't care.
Posted by: Statistics at March 02, 2022 05:14 PM (ZTzFi)

Whether we like it or not what happens in these cities effects the entire country including rural communities.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 02, 2022 05:20 PM (uHFrd)

336 Russia headed to Odessa.

Posted by: Infidel at March 02, 2022 05:20 PM (ou23q)

337 gourmand du jour, got a link for us ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (NDCP0) at March 02, 2022 05:20 PM (NDCP0)

338 That is NOT the case in 99.5% of cases. Almost all of your criminals are just run of the mill miscreants. They don't have armored cars, tanks, RPG's, or Ma Deuces.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 02, 2022 05:05 PM (o2MD2)

LA Bank shoot out, FBI Miami shootout , Stephen Paddock and his clones , Drug Cartels and the vast number of mass shootings we've had in addition to the gangs armed to the teeth have led Law Enforcement to be determined they aren't going to be under gunned.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 02, 2022 05:14 PM (uHFrd)


that 0.5% would be huge in real numbers. it is more like 99.995+% Assume 10,000 arrests in a moderate city, everything from DUI to check kiting to rape, an occasional murder, and armed robbery. That 99.5% would be about 500 arrests going pear shaped in a year. More realistic, it is about 5 arrests.

Posted by: rd at March 02, 2022 05:21 PM (Z32m1)

339 I'm watching it live on Rumble

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 02, 2022 05:21 PM (jTmQV)

340 Senate Republicans on Wednesday voted to nix Biden's CMS healthcare worker vaccine mandate in a 49-44 vote under the Congressional Review Act.

Six Democrat Senators missed the vote on Wednesday.

The effort will die in the Democrat-controlled House and Psaki already said Biden will use his veto power.

So much fail theater. But send us money so we can reclaim the super-majority.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 02, 2022 05:22 PM (GYllL)

341 336 Russia headed to Odessa.
Posted by: Infidel at March 02, 2022 05:20 PM (ou23q)

Don't mss with Texas.

Posted by: kraken at March 02, 2022 05:22 PM (Vr12I)

342 We can help you understand.

Posted by: The Otters at March 02, 2022 05:18 PM (ufFY

The one true predator of the fartclam.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 02, 2022 05:20 PM (SH2Zi)

They are also fond of the hamflower

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 02, 2022 05:22 PM (XvPQV)

343 Russia headed to Odessa.
Posted by: Inf



Shred the files before they get there

Posted by: Y5 at March 02, 2022 05:22 PM (Lgohd)

344 https://citizenfreepress.com/
breaking/watch-live-steve-bannon-war-room-3/

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 02, 2022 05:22 PM (jTmQV)

345 There is/was a Livestream of the truckers convoy.
A guy with a cross on the front of his truck, had about 3k viewers yesterday, when they crossed the Mississippi into IL to Indy.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 02, 2022 05:22 PM (ufFY8)

346 @102

>>I wonder what Putin thinks of all the pushback he's getting from Europe?

As I've said, I think the SOB is dying, so he probably doesn't give a f**k, this Ukraine operation is not like swiping the pissant Crimea or Georgia, Ukraine is a large country that borders NATO countries.

Which puts the lie to his, I don't want NATO countries on my border, well if he takes Ukraine NATO is now on his border.

This is not going to end well, for anyone.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 02, 2022 05:22 PM (nrTzw)

347 Whether we like it or not what happens in these cities effects the entire country including rural communities.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 02, 2022 05:20 PM (uHFrd)


It doesn't have to. But what you're arguing is this notion of "connectedness" - no different than a Liberal. We have to intervene in everything, control it, because we simply can't leave it alone. Liberals do the exact same thing. Their "compassion" requires it.

Posted by: Statistics at March 02, 2022 05:22 PM (ZTzFi)

348 The Otters will devastate native Fart Clam habitats.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 02, 2022 05:24 PM (iDcra)

349
Senate Republicans on Wednesday voted to nix Biden's CMS healthcare worker vaccine mandate in a 49-44 vote under the Congressional Review Act.

Six Democrat Senators missed the vote on Wednesday.

Posted by: Capital Eff


"Missed."

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 02, 2022 05:24 PM (py50N)

350 C'mon coach, put me in!

Posted by: The 25th Amendment at March 02, 2022 05:24 PM (nRMeC)

351 We can help you understand.

Posted by: The Otters at March 02, 2022 05:18 PM (ufFY

The one true predator of the fartclam.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 02, 2022 05:20 PM (SH2Zi)

They are also fond of the hamflower

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 02, 2022 05:22 PM (XvPQV)

The mix up their diet, depending on the local waters and availability, to include the brown starfish.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 02, 2022 05:24 PM (SH2Zi)

352 Hope I did that right, it was my first sock here.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 02, 2022 05:25 PM (nRMeC)

353 325 Steve Bannon is covering the Convoy.
He is airing reports from Michael Yon, who is traveling with it.

It is now 70 miles long, growing by the hour.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 02, 2022 05:16 PM (jTmQV)

--------

Awesome sauce.

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 02, 2022 05:25 PM (UVE4l)

354 Can Taylor. Trump curse plus his dick got him in trouble. But mostly the dick.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 02, 2022 05:25 PM (2NHgQ)

355 Regarding Ukraine, everything I see indicates that it is getting completely wrecked.
Multiple Rocket Launchers, huge bombs destroying entire city blocks.
People crying out from beneath rubble.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 02, 2022 05:25 PM (jTmQV)

356 Posted by: Statistics at March 02, 2022 05:22 PM (ZTzFi

Hah , it's liberal to not want to see our cities burn because implementation of liberal policies. That's a new one.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 02, 2022 05:26 PM (uHFrd)

357 thanks for the link !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (NDCP0) at March 02, 2022 05:26 PM (NDCP0)

358 I can smell your bootysnizz, young lady. Now come over here and give your gramps some of that good fartclam.

Posted by: ole joe at March 02, 2022 05:26 PM (7PduY)

359 352 Hope I did that right, it was my first sock here.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 02, 2022 05:25 PM (nRMeC)

--------

If you didn't mistakenly keep the sock on, you're doing it wrong.

;-)

My first week of socking got me into the Sunday night Hall of Shame (top 10 socket puppeteers).

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 02, 2022 05:27 PM (UVE4l)

360 "Which puts the lie to his, I don't want NATO countries on my border, well if he takes Ukraine NATO is now on his border."

a prominent view is that Putin wants to "demilitarize" Western Ukraine, the fall back and install his puppets in Eastern Ukraine, but not make either part of Russia.

I'd guess he could still accomplish that, but at higher cost than he planned. Maybe he doesn't need the world for food or energy, but his people will be poorer for his actions. (of course, we are poorer due to Biden's/DeepState's actions ... but still relatively rich)

Posted by: illiniwek at March 02, 2022 05:27 PM (Cus5s)

361 Morbidly obese girl posts video diary of the food she eats in a day.

One jambon
Four sausage rolls
Four pink panther wafers
A double cheeseburger, twelve nuggets, two orders of fries, a McFlurry, two doughnuts, and two drinks

https://bit.ly/36QIla1

But her physical state is totally out of this morbidly obese woman's hands, right?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2022 05:27 PM (x980n)

362 They are also fond of the hamflower

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 02, 2022 05:22 PM (XvPQV)

*spit take*

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 02, 2022 05:28 PM (II3Gr)

363 Ethical dilemma: would it be OK to bottom-fish Russian stocks now (via ERUS ETF)? Or would that make me a horrible person?

Posted by: gp's Acceleration de l'energie sombre at March 02, 2022 05:28 PM (qpX6U)

364 Hence, why I don't live there. They're more than welcome to try and bring their fun and games out to the rural areas, if they wish. But you know what I don't lose much sleep over ? Trying to go in there and "fix them". Let them live how they want to live. If it's in squalor, I don't care.
Posted by: Statistics at March 02, 2022 05:14 PM (ZTzFi)

Whether we like it or not what happens in these cities effects the entire country including rural communities.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 02, 2022 05:20 PM (uHFrd)


Minneapolis feral criminals are heading past the suburbs to the exurbs. We are talking still rural working farms and horse farm outer suburbs.
https://tinyurl.com/t2tsjdup
Two cars, 3-4 per car. Thankfully they are only doing sneak thief stuff. Imagine if they start doing Sharon Tate or Clockwork Orange level mayhem? Dead and Raped bodies?

Posted by: rd at March 02, 2022 05:29 PM (Z32m1)

365 Ethical dilemma: would it be OK to bottom-fish Russian stocks now (via ERUS ETF)? Or would that make me a horrible person?
Posted by: g


Are they even being traded

Posted by: Y5 at March 02, 2022 05:29 PM (Lgohd)

366 Sasnak is the trucker I watched
Apparently it is Media Day, and his stream will start in literally one minute.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 02, 2022 05:29 PM (ufFY8)

367 363 Ethical dilemma: would it be OK to bottom-fish Russian stocks now (via ERUS ETF)? Or would that make me a horrible person?
Posted by: gp's Acceleration de l'energie sombre at March 02, 2022 05:28 PM (qpX6U)

It depends on whether you are an elite, or not.

Posted by: kraken at March 02, 2022 05:29 PM (Vr12I)

368 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 02, 2022 05:29 PM (arJlL)

369 They completely defended my department. And were losing two to three cops every day. Just up and quitting.

Been like this since 2020

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 02, 2022 05:29 PM (XSRBF)

370 Hah , it's liberal to not want to see our cities burn because implementation of liberal policies. That's a new one.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 02, 2022 05:26 PM (uHFrd)


It's Liberal to go in and "fix" people against their will. These cities vote, overwhelmingly and over and over again, for these policies. Leave them alone, isolate them, and make them sit in their damn mess until they either get sick of it or just die.

And it's not "our" cities. I don't own a single square inch of any of them. I doubt you do either - and if you do - it's your own damn fault. Vote with your feet. I don't want Liberals coming in and "fixing" the backward, racist, intolerant little rural area I live in - we all seem to like it. I doubt the city folk would appreciate me coming in and "fixing" things for them either.

Yes, you write like a Liberal.

Posted by: Statistics at March 02, 2022 05:30 PM (ZTzFi)

371 368 hiya
Posted by: JT at March 02, 2022 05:29 PM (arJlL)

ICU.

Posted by: kraken at March 02, 2022 05:30 PM (Vr12I)

372 "Are they even being traded"

It's an ETF. 4% yield, currently down about 80% YOY. Looks like value to me.

Posted by: gp's Acceleration de l'energie sombre at March 02, 2022 05:30 PM (qpX6U)

373 By all means we should not engage in a hot war with the Rooskies if avoidable.

But if Ivan is intent on assuming the "Highway of Death" formation I'd have to believe a semi-functional CIA could get some decisive tech/intelligence and training to the Ukranian AF such as it is. Do they not have any state of the art planes and functional airfields in the country?

Posted by: Zek at March 02, 2022 05:31 PM (OzNIz)

374 Two cars, 3-4 per car. Thankfully they are only doing sneak thief stuff. Imagine if they start doing Sharon Tate or Clockwork Orange level mayhem? Dead and Raped bodies?

Posted by: rd at March 02, 2022 05:29 PM (Z32m1)

It would only have to happen once or twice in an area before one of those cars with occupants is riddled with bullets, I'd imagine.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 02, 2022 05:31 PM (SH2Zi)

375 368 hiya
Posted by: JT at March 02, 2022 05:29 PM (arJlL)

ICU.
Posted by: kraken

Peek-a-boo !

Posted by: JT at March 02, 2022 05:31 PM (arJlL)

376 Does bootysnizz have a distinctive smell?

Posted by: olddog in mo at March 02, 2022 05:32 PM (ju2Fy)

377 >>>355 Regarding Ukraine, everything I see indicates that it is getting completely wrecked.
Multiple Rocket Launchers, huge bombs destroying entire city blocks.
People crying out from beneath rubble.
Posted by: gourmand du jour

Oilfield_rando has a video of a guy putting up a video and a missile hits his building. It's crazy

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 02, 2022 05:32 PM (XSRBF)

378 361 Morbidly obese girl posts video diary of the food she eats in a day.

One jambon
Four sausage rolls
Four pink panther wafers
A double cheeseburger, twelve nuggets, two orders of fries, a McFlurry, two doughnuts, and two drinks

https://bit.ly/36QIla1

But her physical state is totally out of this morbidly obese woman's hands, right?
Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2022 05:27 PM (x980n)
-------
You will be made to pay for her free health care, and you will like it!

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 02, 2022 05:32 PM (UVE4l)

379 Most people know someone who has stubbornly resisted catching Covid, despite everyone around them falling sick. Precisely how they do this remains a mystery, but scientists are beginning to find some clues.


Yeah. Real fucking mystery. It turns out our infectious disease and virology docs completely flushed a century of medical knowledge for this one.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 02, 2022 05:32 PM (qnVBz)

380 It's an ETF. 4% yield, currently down about 80% YOY. Looks like value to me.
Posted by: g


I'm a big fan of value investing but I would think hard before doing that

Then I would do it.

Posted by: Y5 at March 02, 2022 05:32 PM (Lgohd)

381 I've made money trading dirty tobacco, dirty coal, and dirty oillllll. So why not dirty Russians? Best time to buy shit is when everybody else hates it.

Posted by: gp's Acceleration de l'energie sombre at March 02, 2022 05:32 PM (qpX6U)

382 I'm certain Cori Bush is a jive turkey.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 02, 2022 05:33 PM (rKBzL)

383 They completely defended my department. And were losing two to three cops every day. Just up and quitting.

Been like this since 2020
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

Defunded ?

Posted by: JT at March 02, 2022 05:33 PM (arJlL)

384

Deserves political oblivion.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 02, 2022 05:17 PM

------

And I guarantee you he had aspirations of bigger political things.

MBA Harvard-Served in Iraq -Marine-Business man

What an effing douche.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 02, 2022 05:33 PM (DcKNO)

385 But her physical state is totally out of this morbidly obese woman's hands, right?
Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2022 05:27 PM (x980n)

Healthy at any size!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 02, 2022 05:33 PM (II3Gr)

386 Weird that this drew no "fact" checks from the "Fact" checkers in the media and tech monopolies.
----
His name is Biden not DeSantis.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 02, 2022 05:33 PM (DFWJJ)

387 381 I've made money trading dirty tobacco, dirty coal, and dirty oillllll. So why not dirty Russians? Best time to buy shit is when everybody else hates it.
Posted by: gp's Acceleration de l'energie sombre at March 02, 2022 05:32 PM (qpX6U)

Russians could default on foreign-held debt. Though I was thinking about that too.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 02, 2022 05:33 PM (z5Vrg)

388 Ethical dilemma: would it be OK to bottom-fish Russian stocks now (via ERUS ETF)? Or would that make me a horrible person?

It depends on what part of society you feel comfortble in. George Soros turned in his fellow Jews, and is a respected (by some) member of society. Most of us say his name as an Epithet.

Posted by: rd at March 02, 2022 05:33 PM (Z32m1)

389 I've made money trading dirty tobacco, dirty coal, and dirty oillllll. So why not dirty Russians? Best time to buy shit is when everybody else hates it.
Posted by: gp's Acceleration de l'energie sombre

Buy brandon !

Posted by: JT at March 02, 2022 05:34 PM (arJlL)

390 @379

>>Yeah. Real fucking mystery. It turns out our infectious disease and virology docs completely flushed a century of medical knowledge for this one.

The Human Immune System is a RightWing Conspiracy.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 02, 2022 05:34 PM (BxACj)

391 Conservatives want to fund men with guns that are paid by Democrats who run all the cities.

Cuz....reasons.

No wonder we lose every ducking battle.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 02, 2022 05:34 PM (wDZLx)

392 I never tested positive, never had a clear cut case of covid despite being soaked in it every shift for 2 years now. And not vaccinated. No pandemic results in a 100% infection rate. We barely hit 25% with covid.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 02, 2022 05:34 PM (qnVBz)

393 ICU.

Posted by: kraken at March 02, 2022 05:30 PM (Vr12I)

Saw a funny comic. "Release the Kraken!", says an octopus, in the first panel. Second panel is panned out, with Mom octopus saying to little octopus in a cardboard enclosure, "Whatever, you're still in time out!"

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 02, 2022 05:35 PM (SH2Zi)

394 390 @379

>>Yeah. Real fucking mystery. It turns out our infectious disease and virology docs completely flushed a century of medical knowledge for this one.

The Human Immune System is a RightWing Conspiracy.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 02, 2022 05:34 PM (BxACj)

And it's VAST!

Posted by: kraken at March 02, 2022 05:35 PM (Vr12I)

395 Yeah. Real fucking mystery. It turns out our infectious disease and virology docs completely flushed a century of medical knowledge for this one.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 02, 2022 05:32 PM (qnVBz)

-------

Everyone needs to research terrain theory. Even Pasteur knew this was correct...instead of germ theory.

Bottom line? Get healthy. Stay healthy.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 02, 2022 05:35 PM (DcKNO)

396 "Buy brandon !"

Take a look at what Brandon has done for oil stocks: XLE. I love it!

Posted by: gp's Acceleration de l'energie sombre at March 02, 2022 05:35 PM (qpX6U)

397 393 ICU.

Posted by: kraken at March 02, 2022 05:30 PM (Vr12I)

Saw a funny comic. "Release the Kraken!", says an octopus, in the first panel. Second panel is panned out, with Mom octopus saying to little octopus in a cardboard enclosure, "Whatever, you're still in time out!"
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 02, 2022 05:35 PM (SH2Zi)

Lol. Funny!

Posted by: kraken at March 02, 2022 05:35 PM (Vr12I)

398 Does bootysnizz have a distinctive smell?

I wouldn't know.

Posted by: Rictus Mcbotox at March 02, 2022 05:36 PM (x6uUk)

399 >> I've made money trading dirty tobacco, dirty coal, and dirty oillllll. So why not dirty Russians?


What do you have in a Petie Brunette?

Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2022 05:37 PM (XatMr)

400 Saw a funny comic. "Release the Kraken!", says an octopus, in the first panel. Second panel is panned out, with Mom octopus saying to little octopus in a cardboard enclosure, "Whatever, you're still in time out!"
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 02,


Was the mom Sydney Powell

Posted by: Y5 at March 02, 2022 05:37 PM (Lgohd)

401 Nood.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 02, 2022 05:37 PM (SH2Zi)

402 I've never had covid (probably did and had a mild case? I consider myself very healthy).

Traveled many times in 2019, 2020 and 2022. Don't wear a mask except on a plane and have never been vaccinated. Live in Florida so haven't been wearing masks for a loooong time.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 02, 2022 05:37 PM (DcKNO)

403 Nood ISIS hammerin' Congress dude

Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 02, 2022 05:38 PM (BvwbV)

404 >>>Defunded ?
Posted by: JT

No overtime if you're working on a case. It's passed on to the next shift. We have one printer, but we can't get ink from the city. Fax doesn't work, cars are a mess, and they took ten detectives from every division, leaving us with about four detectives for every shift in a division that handles a hundred jobs in a day

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 02, 2022 05:38 PM (XSRBF)

405 Morbidly obese girl posts video diary of the food she eats in a day.

One jambon
Four sausage rolls
Four pink panther wafers
A double cheeseburger, twelve nuggets, two orders of fries, a McFlurry, two doughnuts, and two drinks

https://bit.ly/36QIla1

But her physical state is totally out of this morbidly obese woman's hands, right?
Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2022 05:27 PM (x980n)

*Puts Reeses peanut butter cup down*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 02, 2022 05:38 PM (XvPQV)

406 >>> 395 Yeah. Real fucking mystery. It turns out our infectious disease and virology docs completely flushed a century of medical knowledge for this one.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 02, 2022 05:32 PM (qnVBz)

-------

Everyone needs to research terrain theory. Even Pasteur knew this was correct...instead of germ theory.

Bottom line? Get healthy. Stay healthy.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 02, 2022 05:35 PM (DcKNO)

Wikipedia doesn't like you:
Germ theory denialism is the pseudoscientific belief that germs do not cause infectious disease,
Their use of Karen worship words is amusing.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 02, 2022 05:39 PM (llON8)

407 We barely hit 25% with covid.

**

80% keeps coming up over and over. There's been data since the beginning of this that we had around an 80% natural resistance to it before we even knew it was an election year. Sorry, "pandemic".

We had herd immunity from the start.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Nothing's Built, Nothing's Back, Nothing's Better at March 02, 2022 05:39 PM (Kt1w/)

408 >>>Does bootysnizz have a distinctive smell?

>Like your grandpa's coin purse.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 02, 2022 05:39 PM (PEbbU)

409 Hey Y5. : )

How are you doing?

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 02, 2022 05:40 PM (xzNDG)

410 Weird how I'm with Brandon on this one.

We need fewer cops with less militarization. We need more personal protection. Looser gun laws. More guns in the hands of the people.

More people using guns to defend themselves and their property. Fewer uniformed thugs. Fewer no-knock raids.

#conservatives love their police state.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at March 02, 2022 05:40 PM (l4P39)

411 @407

>>We had herd immunity from the start.

The virus was real everything else was an Op and scam, in June of 2020 we sussed out, using their own unintentionally released stats, that they were overstating COVID deaths and cases by at least 80 pct.

Or alternatively....

Industrial. Wood. Chippers.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 02, 2022 05:42 PM (BxACj)

412 If you didn't mistakenly keep the sock on, you're doing it wrong.

;-)

My first week of socking got me into the Sunday night Hall of Shame (top 10 socket puppeteers).

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 02, 2022 05:27 PM (UVE4l)


Outstanding. I don't comment enough to warrant that kind of recognition, but I can definitely appreciate the effort you made!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 02, 2022 05:43 PM (nRMeC)

413 Two cars, 3-4 per car. Thankfully they are only doing sneak thief stuff. Imagine if they start doing Sharon Tate or Clockwork Orange level mayhem? Dead and Raped bodies?

Posted by: rd at March 02, 2022 05:29 PM (Z32m1)

It would only have to happen once or twice in an area before one of those cars with occupants is riddled with bullets, I'd imagine.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 02, 2022 05:31 PM (SH2Zi)


They are hitting multiple houses in the same housing development, then moving on. At 2AM. 22 or more so far. But yes, Murder of the wrong person will galvanize an entire city. They killed that 70 year old black philanthropist woman in a rich excliusive LA neighborhood. That scared the shit out of the LA Glitterati, and now Gascon is (hopefully) toast. Everyone turned on that Criminal and Pervert Coddling Creep of a District Attorney.

Posted by: rd at March 02, 2022 05:43 PM (Z32m1)

414 The virus was real everything else was an Op and scam

*

Absolutely, I'm not denying that it exists and killed people. That was the entire point of its creation and release.

Everything related to the handling and treatment - to this day - was and is an op.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Nothing's Built, Nothing's Back, Nothing's Better at March 02, 2022 05:45 PM (Kt1w/)

415 "We can take action to lower costs on things like prescription drugs, energy, and child care -- and, instead of relying on foreign supply chains, we can make it in America. I call it building a better America.

Last night, I also presented a Unity Agenda for the nation. Four big things we can do: We can beat the opioid epidemic, we can take on mental health and get all Americans the services they need, we can support our veterans to make sure we care for them and their families, and we can end cancer as we know it."

But to get all that, I need you to chip in $7 to fund Democrat efforts. Can I count on you?

Posted by: Joseph Biden, El Presidente of Todos Americanos at March 02, 2022 07:03 PM (a3Q+t)

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