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Mid-Morning Art Thread
David Teniers the Younger
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 04, 2022 09:30 AM (nRMeC)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at March 04, 2022 09:30 AM (jMckO)
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at March 04, 2022 09:30 AM (bVYXr)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 04, 2022 09:30 AM (nRMeC)
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Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)
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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022 09:31 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: 496 at March 04, 2022 09:32 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 04, 2022 09:32 AM (LKTKP)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 04, 2022 09:32 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 04, 2022 09:31 AM (z2xUm)
They're totally not in control of where they land the finish.
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at March 04, 2022 09:32 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Tuna at March 04, 2022 09:32 AM (gLRfa)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 04, 2022 09:32 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022 09:32 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 04, 2022 09:32 AM (LKTKP)
Posted by: Scott_T at March 04, 2022 09:33 AM (2waQ7)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 04, 2022 09:33 AM (z2xUm)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 04, 2022 09:33 AM (ZzcdE)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 09:33 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022 09:32 AM (LvTSG)
with a nice chianti
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 04, 2022 09:33 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Some drunk fucking monkey at March 04, 2022 09:33 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: huerfano at March 04, 2022 09:33 AM (MzKgG)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2022 09:33 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 09:33 AM (geLO8)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 04, 2022 09:33 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Dogs Playing Poker at March 04, 2022 09:33 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 04, 2022 09:34 AM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: dantesed at March 04, 2022 09:34 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 04, 2022 09:34 AM (6ZVAb)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022 09:32 AM (LvTSG)
with a nice chianti
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 04, 2022 09:33 AM (yrol0)
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My psychiatrist swears by a white wine with brains.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022 09:34 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at March 04, 2022 09:34 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 04, 2022 09:34 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Speaker-to-Animals at March 04, 2022 09:34 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 04, 2022 09:34 AM (6ZVAb)
Posted by: fluffy at March 04, 2022 09:35 AM (Lrmnl)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 04, 2022 09:35 AM (oWBc3)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 04, 2022 09:35 AM (LKTKP)
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 04, 2022 09:35 AM (uCRv7)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 04, 2022 09:35 AM (T/s40)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 04, 2022 09:35 AM (UuD2k)
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at March 04, 2022 09:35 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 04, 2022 09:35 AM (oWBc3)
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 04, 2022 09:35 AM (lCui1)
Posted by: dantesed at March 04, 2022
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Not sure He might have a monocle in his right eye, but the left looks uncluttered.
Posted by: Speaker-to-Animals at March 04, 2022 09:35 AM (txdEq)
'You should have sous videded that shit!'
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 04, 2022 09:35 AM (LKTKP)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2022 09:36 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 04, 2022 09:35 AM (oWBc3)
LOL.
I was close to Amy Schumer socking you......
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 04, 2022 09:36 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 09:36 AM (txdEq)
It certainly appears the artist has a problem with drunkenness, though. Apparently, he thinks people who over imbibe start behaving in a manner reminiscent of monkeys.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 04, 2022 09:36 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 04, 2022 09:36 AM (yrol0)
I wear pants.
Donald Duck doesn't.
Go figure.
Posted by: Mickey Mouse at March 04, 2022 09:37 AM (KY22T)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 04, 2022 09:37 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 04, 2022 09:37 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Donald Duck at March 04, 2022 09:37 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Flyover at March 04, 2022 09:37 AM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Scott_T at March 04, 2022 09:33 AM (2waQ7)
It's a MoMe!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 04, 2022 09:37 AM (evAgx)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 04, 2022 09:37 AM (KY22T)
Donald Duck doesn't.
Go figure.
Posted by: Mickey Mouse at March 04, 2022 09:37 AM (KY22T)
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There's a short where Donald and Mickey try to get into a hamburger stand (run by Goofy) with a no shirt, no shoes, no service policy.
Hijinks ensue.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022 09:37 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 09:38 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 04, 2022 09:38 AM (LKTKP)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 04, 2022 09:38 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 04, 2022 09:38 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 04, 2022 09:38 AM (9KXDf)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 04, 2022 09:35 AM (T/s40)
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Oh, bother.
Posted by: Winnie the Pooh at March 04, 2022 09:38 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at March 04, 2022 09:38 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2022 09:39 AM (fSmfa)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 04, 2022 09:39 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022 09:32 AM (LvTSG)
with a nice chianti
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 04, 2022 09:33 AM (yrol0)
...and fava beans.
Posted by: Flyover at March 04, 2022 09:39 AM (Rbu5d)
I don't know if this is meant to be a social comment about men smoking in taverns or if it is just silly Either way, it is fun.
BTW, check out Teniers' other paintings on his wiki page. There are some fascinating images there.
Posted by: JTB at March 04, 2022 09:39 AM (7EjX1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 04, 2022 09:38 AM
CBD is not that cynical.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 04, 2022 09:39 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 04, 2022 09:39 AM (yrol0)
So, Goofy, who is a dog, wears clothes.
But Pluto, who is a dog, doesn't.
I mean, c'mon.
Posted by: Mickey Mouse at March 04, 2022 09:39 AM (KY22T)
Posted by: James Carville at March 04, 2022 09:39 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: dantesed at March 04, 2022 09:40 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: four seasons at March 04, 2022 09:40 AM (PisyI)
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at March 04, 2022 09:38 AM (sX1BW)
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I dunno, ever got between Bill and a buffet? I suspect you might have a fight on your hands then.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 04, 2022 09:40 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 04, 2022 09:40 AM (PEbbU)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 04, 2022 09:40 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 04, 2022 09:38 AM (LKTKP)
I'd say we're doing a damn good job then. They're even getting the pipes to work.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 04, 2022 09:41 AM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 04, 2022 09:38 AM
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Absorb it? I thought we were supposed to point at it and laugh.
Posted by: 496 at March 04, 2022 09:41 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: huerfano at March 04, 2022 09:41 AM (MzKgG)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 04, 2022 09:41 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2022 09:41 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at March 04, 2022 09:41 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 04, 2022 09:42 AM (qVRSW)
Physical approbation!!! Reeeeeeee!!!
But really, an accurate representation of Joe's cabinet.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022 09:42 AM (Msys3)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 04, 2022 09:42 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 04, 2022 09:42 AM (gryET)
Posted by: Zombie David Teniers the Younger at March 04, 2022 09:42 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Dieter at March 04, 2022 09:42 AM (llON8)
Posted by: huerfano at March 04, 2022 09:41 AM (MzKgG)
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More of a fon-don't, if you will.
Posted by: 496 at March 04, 2022 09:42 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)
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Heh. They should adopt that ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 04, 2022 09:42 AM (qVRSW)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 09:43 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)
That's not fair! We drink only when we do them in the afternoon!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 04, 2022 09:43 AM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Peter Gabriel at March 04, 2022 09:43 AM (BFigT)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 04, 2022 09:43 AM (u82oZ)
Everything is fun and happy until it's not.
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 04, 2022 09:43 AM (wAnMi)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 04, 2022 09:42 AM (NpAcC)
I grew up in a bar - Beer Nuts are a fine after school snack.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 04, 2022 09:43 AM (gryET)
Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 04, 2022 09:44 AM (qVRSW)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 09:43 AM (txdEq)
Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got.
Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot.
Wouldn't you like to get away?
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 04, 2022 09:44 AM (yrol0)
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Confucius say is because Biden soft and weak like Ramen noodle.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 04, 2022 09:44 AM (FVME7)
He was an innovator in a wide range of genres such as history, genre, landscape, portrait and still life. He is now best remembered as the leading Flemish genre painter of his day. Teniers is particularly known for developing the peasant genre, the tavern scene, pictures of collections and scenes with alchemists and physicians.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 04, 2022 09:44 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: dantesed at March 04, 2022 09:44 AM (88xKn)
He's never horny for young girls though.
Posted by: Shenanigans at March 04, 2022 09:44 AM (9qU/w)
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)
So, Goofy, who is a dog, wears clothes.
But Pluto, who is a dog, doesn't.
I mean, c'mon.
Posted by: Mickey Mouse
On the kid's show Cow and Chicken, cow is male - with an udder.
Square that circle.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022 09:45 AM (Msys3)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 09:43 AM (txdEq)
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"NORMZZZZ!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 04, 2022 09:45 AM (qVRSW)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 04, 2022 09:43 AM (XIJ/X)
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That's a "yes" then?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 04, 2022 09:45 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Dogbert at March 04, 2022 09:45 AM (Z9HSN)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 04, 2022 09:45 AM (oWBc3)
What is it in the bowl on the table? It doesn't look like food.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 09:46 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Dogbert at March 04, 2022 09:45 AM (Z9HSN)
"Your mother was an orangutan!"
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Nosmo King at March 04, 2022 09:46 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 04, 2022 09:46 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2022 09:47 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: 496 at March 04, 2022 09:32 AM (VJsqe)
{ over loudspeaker } There are monkey boys in the facility.
Congratulations 496, you just made me start watching this movie for the ... I've lost count how many times I've watched this. Who cares. I know why that watermelon is there.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 04, 2022 09:47 AM (nRMeC)
The monkeys are just smoking and drinking, hey, maybe we are related to them?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 04, 2022 09:47 AM (uwycx)
where everybody flings their poop
Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 09:47 AM (geLO8)
Posted by: 496 at March 04, 2022 09:47 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 09:46 AM (txdEq)
Hash?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 04, 2022 09:47 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 04, 2022
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The good stuff!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 09:47 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2022 09:47 AM (OMKK+)
He's never horny for young girls though.
Posted by: Shenanigans at March 04, 2022 09:44 AM (9qU/w)
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More like he and Hannity are horny for An Apocalypse Now.
"If you billed it, it will come."
Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 04, 2022 09:48 AM (qVRSW)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 04, 2022 09:48 AM (BFigT)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 04, 2022 09:32 AM
Under the table with a shiv between his ribs.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2022 09:49 AM (RkC6l)
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at March 04, 2022 09:49 AM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Little Monkee at March 04, 2022 09:49 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at March 04, 2022 09:49 AM (+U5Yr)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 04, 2022 09:48 AM (BFigT)
That was my SKULL! I'M SO WASTED!!!
- - Spicoli Monkey
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2022 09:50 AM (YIVH2)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2022 09:50 AM (RkC6l)
Posted by: dantesed at March 04, 2022 09:50 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2022 09:51 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2022 09:51 AM (YIVH2)
Is the monkey in the middle (swidt?) trying to get rid of the monkey on his back?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022 09:51 AM (Msys3)
Posted by: dantesed at March 04, 2022 09:50 AM
The one who was a believer.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2022 09:51 AM (RkC6l)
At least they aren't playing poker, that's a dog's game! The monkeys are just smoking and drinking, hey, maybe we are related to them? Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 04, 2022 09:47 AM (uwycx)
I have to admit, the first thing I looked for was the cards.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 04, 2022 09:52 AM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 09:52 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 04, 2022 09:52 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 04, 2022 09:52 AM (44ww/)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 04, 2022 09:52 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
See me @ 99.
You gotta be fast around here Perfessor!
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022 09:52 AM (Msys3)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URmrTetwOkc
Posted by: 496 at March 04, 2022 09:47 AM (VJsqe) /w)
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Funny. I have some vague memory of some TV show when I was young with a bunch of talking monkeys like that ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 04, 2022 09:52 AM (qVRSW)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2022 09:52 AM (us2H3)
Did Miss Lindsay influence the wording of the ROEs in Afghanistan?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 04, 2022 09:53 AM (uwycx)
Posted by: creeper at March 04, 2022 09:53 AM (cTCuP)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2022 09:53 AM (YIVH2)
Posted by: ShainS
Lancelot Link?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022 09:53 AM (Msys3)
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 04, 2022 09:52 AM (UHVv
I read that as "gape"
Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2022 09:53 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 04, 2022 09:54 AM (uVDu4)
Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at March 04, 2022 09:54 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Roy at March 04, 2022 09:54 AM (Tu14r)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 09:54 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 04, 2022 09:52 AM (a3Q+t)
Deposition by AtC taken under oath!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 04, 2022 09:54 AM (uwycx)
You gotta be fast around here Perfessor!
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022 09:52 AM (Msys3)
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Ah, the horde mind! A beautiful thing to behold! There aren't enough monkeys for a joint session of Congress, so I went with "Cabinet meeting."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2022 09:54 AM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Justin Castreau at March 04, 2022 09:54 AM (ZW1rs)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 04, 2022 09:54 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: steevy at March 04, 2022 09:54 AM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Captain Hate
What a putz. He'll probably veto Constitutional Carry too.
*spit*
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022 09:54 AM (Msys3)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 04, 2022 09:55 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at March 04, 2022 09:55 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: FrodoB-
cause someone has to be at March 04, 2022 09:55 AM (EvRlU)
Posted by: ShainS
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Lancelot Link?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022
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Me and the Chimp w/ Ted Bessell? But I don't think the chimp talked. Might have made the show more entertaining.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 09:55 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Bright Eyes Taylor at March 04, 2022 09:55 AM (2cfUo)
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)
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It was a bastion of freedom, and if you don't believe it you love Putin.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022 09:55 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 04, 2022 09:55 AM (6KjC1)
Posted by: redridinghood
Every night, before he sleeps
he counts the comments
instead of sheeps.
Posted by: JT at March 04, 2022 09:55 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Archer at March 04, 2022 09:56 AM (gmo/4)
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Thread winner!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2022 09:53 AM (YIVH2)
Types
*Thinks*
**Deletes!**
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 04, 2022 09:56 AM (uwycx)
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 04, 2022 09:56 AM (fWTJL)
The more ridiculous this stuff gets, the more it feels like this is what the WEF has planned for conservatives and Trudeau was just the beta test.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 04, 2022 09:56 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Taylor at March 04, 2022 09:57 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 04, 2022 09:57 AM (44ww/)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 04, 2022
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Even enlarged, the dish looks like it has coins in it. But there's a metal tool sticking up. I guess you'd use that to pick up a coal and light the leaf.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 09:57 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at March 04, 2022 09:55 AM (8D42x)
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I confess that I did start having TXMOME flashbacks when I saw this painting...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2022 09:57 AM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Groot Lightfoot at March 04, 2022 09:57 AM (2cfUo)
Let us see if you can beat my full house, Mister Bond. *turns cards with feet*
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 04, 2022 09:57 AM (44ww/)
This reminds me. There's an 80 year old music director at OU that can play a trombone with his feet while playing the spoons.
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Archer at March 04, 2022 09:58 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Dogs Playing Poker at March 04, 2022 09:58 AM (6KjC1)
He's very eager to kill (or have someone else do it) anyone that makes him upset. What if everyone did that, Miss Lindsay? Would there be enough bodyguards?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 04, 2022 09:58 AM (T/s40)
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)
Comrade, EastUkraine has always been an honest freedom loving country and true friend to the West!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 04, 2022 09:58 AM (uwycx)
I confess that I did start having TXMOME flashbacks when I saw this painting...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2022 09:57 AM (YIVH2)
I resemble that remark.......
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 04, 2022 09:32 AM
Under the table with a shiv between his ribs.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2022 09:49 AM (RkC6l)
He ran afoul of bluebell?
Posted by: creeper at March 04, 2022 09:58 AM (cTCuP)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 04, 2022 09:58 AM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: Sponge
See? And we've been saying college is a waste of time and money.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022 09:59 AM (Msys3)
Posted by: Sponge
See? And we've been saying college is a waste of time and money.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022 09:59 AM (Msys3)
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Except he learned that in Tijuana.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022 09:59 AM (LvTSG)
Now, I'm seeing a news article on her signing new 3.9% flat tax rate/cuts in Iowa, and how/when they go I to effect. Coincidence? Some algorithm thinking I want updates on her? Or is GOP Inc starting to push her as an option for future, higher office? Replacing Grassley, or running for VP/POTUS?
Posted by: Grimmy at March 04, 2022 09:59 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Groot Lightfoot
People complain about the Joe Mannix Rant Ape. Imagine seeing her once a week.
Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2022 09:59 AM (sTOQ8)
Posted by: klaftern@yahoo.com at March 04, 2022 09:59 AM (taPSh)
Posted by: Sick dude who'll screw anything that moves at March 04, 2022 09:59 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 04, 2022 09:52 AM (UHVv
I read that as "gape"
Posted by: REDACTED
Ahem.
Kris is a Lady !
Posted by: JT at March 04, 2022 10:00 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)
Oh yeah? I once saw a girl in Subic do things with a ping pong ball. She's probably about 80 by now.
Posted by: Archer at March 04, 2022 10:00 AM (gmo/4)
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How about a drunk monkey ... oh, never mind
Posted by: FrodoB-
cause someone has to be at March 04, 2022 10:00 AM (EvRlU)
Posted by: Groot Lightfoot at March 04, 2022 10:00 AM (2cfUo)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 04, 2022 09:45 AM (oWBc3)
You mean like the fcknuggets in ERCOT (or whatever the acronym is) did just a year ago?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 04, 2022 10:01 AM (llON8)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at March 04, 2022 10:01 AM (nHzHV)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 04, 2022
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Back in the '60s on TV shows like Mission: Impossible and It Takes a Thief, the corrupt leaders of totalitarian countries would always say this. Everybody in the story, and everybody watching at home, knew it was a lie.
Now CNN wants us to believe it's literally true.
I'd rather have Dan Briggs and Alexander Mundy any time.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 10:01 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Archer
The real talent was in her ability to 'present' you with the egg or ping pong ball in the order you demanded.
'Hey Sailor!'
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022 10:01 AM (Msys3)
Posted by: Dieter
******
Sometimes I think I'm the only one here who thinks that whole Sprockets bit on SNL was one of the least funny recurring bits ever. At the water cooler back in the day it always felt like people were afraid to admit that they didn't 'get' it, so to fit in they pretended to think it was great. Tell me I'm not alone...
Posted by: Muldoon at March 04, 2022 10:01 AM (m45I2)
Jon Srewart is thinking about running for office
like we don't have enough clowns in DC
Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2022 10:02 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: Monkey Tavern First Time Patron at March 04, 2022 10:02 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at March 04, 2022 10:02 AM (nHzHV)
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)
Oh yeah? I once saw a girl in Subic do things with a ping pong ball. She's probably about 80 by now.
Posted by: Archer
And using a bowling ball....
Posted by: JT at March 04, 2022 10:02 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)
YES!
Also, pee-pee hookers!!!
Posted by: This... is XiNN at March 04, 2022 10:02 AM (llON8)
Posted by: Paul M'uad Dib at March 04, 2022 10:02 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Sponge
Yet some continue to contend that there's no such thing as progress.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 04, 2022 10:02 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022
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I wonder if Charlize Theron could play the trombone with her feet? I'd pay (well, a little) to see that!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 10:02 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Grimmy at March 04, 2022 09:59 AM (JCZqz)
Probably this
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 04, 2022 10:02 AM (lCui1)
Posted by: creeper at March 04, 2022 10:03 AM (cTCuP)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Clam up you!!
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022 10:03 AM (Msys3)
Posted by: REDACTED
Ahem.
Kris is a Lady !
Posted by: JT at March 04, 2022 10:00 AM (arJlL)
you may find gender assuming to be acceptable but I find it abhorent
monkee fucker
Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2022 10:04 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: JT at March 04, 2022 10:04 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Grimmy at March 04, 2022 09:59 AM (JCZqz)
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The federal government is completely corrupt, which means states need to elect governors who are willing to lead and reclaim rights that properly belong to the states. Hopefully, the election of DeSantis and Youngkin is pointing the way forward.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 04, 2022 10:04 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: tom jones at March 04, 2022 10:04 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Dr. Claw
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The Disney exclusion ruling.
Posted by: From about that time at March 04, 2022 10:04 AM (4780s)
Posted by: creeper at March 04, 2022
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Quick, find out if George Lucas was a David Teniers fan!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 10:04 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at March 04, 2022 10:05 AM (nHzHV)
Posted by: Archer at March 04, 2022 10:05 AM (gmo/4)
The more ridiculous this stuff gets, the more it feels like this is what the WEF has planned for conservatives and Trudeau was just the beta test.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 04, 2022 09:56 AM (ZGrMX)
*ding ding ding*
Winner! ...in some sense of the word...
And did everyone see that the Castreau regime has now kidnapped a bunch of rando Russians who dared to fly a jet into Canadia (even if they turn out to be "oligarch adjacent" I don't think this is the brightest idea)?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 04, 2022 10:05 AM (llON8)
Posted by: creeper at March 04, 2022 10:06 AM (cTCuP)
Hate those squirrelly little monkeys with a substantial bit of passion. Their little humanoid hands, when they touch you with those perfect little fingers so creepy, creepy, creepy.
Posted by: 11B40 at March 04, 2022 10:06 AM (uuklp)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 04, 2022 10:06 AM (ViKHK)
Sometimes I think I'm the only one here who thinks that whole Sprockets bit on SNL was one of the least funny recurring bits ever. At the water cooler back in the day it always felt like people were afraid to admit that they didn't 'get' it, so to fit in they pretended to think it was great. Tell me I'm not alone...
Posted by: Muldoon at March 04, 2022 10:01 AM (m45I2)
***pulls out another chair***
Come, sit with me...
Posted by: Paul M'uad Dib at March 04, 2022 10:06 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: lowandslow at March 04, 2022 10:06 AM (4thlk)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 04, 2022 09:45 AM (oWBc3
That plant doesnt just supply Ukraine, right? If true, Putin now controls not only the EUs oil supply but a big chunk of electricity as well.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 04, 2022 10:06 AM (lCui1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2022 10:06 AM (VxC1e)
.. hint: Fauci
Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2022 10:06 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: steevy at March 04, 2022 10:07 AM (CYnTg)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 04, 2022 10:07 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 04, 2022 10:05 AM (llON
Let this be a lesson to anyone who might be likewise tempted to exist in Canada: we will hunt you down, we will find you, and you will be punished.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 04, 2022 10:07 AM (P4LRL)
Posted by: Archer at March 04, 2022 10:07 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: steevy at March 04, 2022 10:08 AM (CYnTg)
.. hint: Fauci
Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2022 10:08 AM (RHGPo)
I saw Dieter as creepy and a little disturbing. I guess the joke was making fun of weird German celebrities.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 04, 2022 10:08 AM (T/s40)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2022 10:08 AM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Archer
The real talent was in her ability to 'present' you with the egg or ping pong ball in the order you demanded.
'Hey Sailor!'
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022 10:01 AM (Msys3)
there was one in Okinawa that could take a little mini saki bottle, uncork it, pour the shot in a glass, and then set the bottle then the cork down individually...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at March 04, 2022 10:08 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at March 04, 2022 10:08 AM (eeRB6)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 04, 2022 10:09 AM (lCui1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2022 10:08 AM (VxC1e)
Bet they STILL wouldn't let him be clear.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 04, 2022 10:09 AM (P4LRL)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 04, 2022 10:06 AM (lCui1)
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Anyone else notice that Putin is crazy enough to send his army to capture a nuclear power plant? Russian soldiers aren't necessarily known for their restraint, yet, they were tasked with attacking and securing a nuclear power plant. Unreal.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 04, 2022 10:09 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 04, 2022 10:01 AM (m45I2)
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99% of their skits (recurring or not) are unfunny and have been for decades. A joke is really only funny one time. But SNL just keeps hammering away at unfunny bits over and over. It's unwatchable.
Posted by: Sick dude who'll screw anything that moves at March 04, 2022 10:09 AM (VJsqe)
his 15 minutes are up
Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 10:09 AM (geLO8)
"When I started giving the first 10% to God it changed everything," Morris said. "And here's what I'd like to do. I'd like to just challenge you. I've done this with our church. I've told our church on multiple occasions, I've said to them, if you'll try it for one year, if you are not fully satisfied, at the end of that year, I'll give you your money back. With 22 years in the church, no one's ever asked for their money back."
https://bit.ly/3tw672Y
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I guess it's a cast your bread upon the waters thing.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 04, 2022 10:09 AM (FVME7)
Remember "you will be made to care" and "Barack is not going to let you go back to living your life uninvolved, uninformed".
This will be used specifically against Republicans, as the Democrats have clearly failed on every apparent level. Saying that Republicans are working with Putin to blow up the world and children will be powerful messaging 24/7 on the cables with absolutely nothing else to hand and nothing else needed. It will be powerful Investigation fodder. And remember they already have Trump and Putin aligned in people's minds after five years of nonstop repetition.
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2022 10:09 AM (z7gE1)
his 15 minutes are up
Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 10:09 AM (geLO
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There was a memo. That's all it took.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022 10:10 AM (LvTSG)
there was one in Okinawa that could take a little mini saki bottle, uncork it, pour the shot in a glass, and then set the bottle then the cork down individually...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at March 04, 2022 10:08 AM (8D42x)
There's this thing in Denmark called a "dirty beer." It's a 'special request' (they have a phrase for it, but I don't remember it) you pay for where some old skank stands up on the bar, mounts the beer tap handle and pours you a beer.
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 10:10 AM (Zz0t1)
Hate those squirrelly little monkeys with a substantial bit of passion. Their little humanoid hands, when they touch you with those perfect little fingers so creepy, creepy, creepy.
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They are less creepy than Dwarf sausage fingers.
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 04, 2022 10:10 AM (fWTJL)
I clicked the link over at Insty to Anthony Mengele now reduced to appearing on miniscule-rated podcasts, still spewing his made-up pseudo-science. The YT comments are all anti-Fraudci.
If I was dictator-for-a-day, that blood-soaked monster would be the first one against the wall.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 04, 2022 10:11 AM (HsAzN)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 04, 2022 10:11 AM (HsAzN)
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"Two girls at the same time..."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022 10:12 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2022 10:08 AM (VxC1e)
idk, i think it's going to be a close decision...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at March 04, 2022 10:12 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 10:12 AM (geLO8)
Posted by: 496 at March 04, 2022 10:12 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 04, 2022 10:12 AM (PEbbU)
Timetable has moved up, ironically, #two-weeks.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 04, 2022 10:13 AM (EFr3C)
Posted by: Muldoon
You're not alone.
Posted by: JT at March 04, 2022 10:04 AM
We're all in this together.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2022 10:13 AM (RkC6l)
https://is.gd/5hmXaP
(yeah it's dated 2019 but...)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 04, 2022 10:14 AM (llON8)
Posted by: Sick dude who'll screw anything that moves
When you lose this guy, you really have lost everyone.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 04, 2022 10:14 AM (T/s40)
Helps if you watch WWII eastern front videos first.
Posted by: Donald Duck at March 04, 2022 10:14 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 04, 2022 10:01 AM (m45I2)
the monkey's are making the call in the house...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at March 04, 2022 10:14 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 04, 2022 10:14 AM (fWTJL)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 04, 2022 10:14 AM (BMmaB)
Posted by: lowandslow at March 04, 2022 10:14 AM (4thlk)
Posted by: steevy at March 04, 2022 10:15 AM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Barack Obama at March 04, 2022 10:15 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 04, 2022 10:11 AM (HsAzN)
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"Two girls at the same time..."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022 10:12 AM (LvTSG)
but no cup
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at March 04, 2022 10:15 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at March 04, 2022 09:34 AM (0OmEj)
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My first thought was "Can I get this on velvet for my billiards room?" My second thought was "I need a billiards room."
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 04, 2022 10:16 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 04, 2022 10:16 AM (9KXDf)
Timetable has moved up, ironically, #two-weeks.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Which berg ?
Posted by: JT at March 04, 2022 10:16 AM (arJlL)
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You can never get enough of Phil Hartman. Unless you are his wife.
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 04, 2022 10:16 AM (fWTJL)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 04, 2022 10:16 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Dr. Claw
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The Disney exclusion ruling.
Posted by: From about that time
Disney feels that way about all trans according to their policies...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 04, 2022 10:16 AM (vnqom)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 04, 2022 10:16 AM (lCui1)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2022 10:16 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: steevy at March 04, 2022 10:16 AM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 04, 2022 10:16 AM (EFr3C)
Posted by: naturalfake at March 04, 2022 10:16 AM (5NkmN)
They've had some of the best coverage overall.
I presume this means the jihadis don't really care who wins between Russia and Globohomo
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2022 10:17 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 04, 2022 10:17 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 04, 2022 10:16 AM (Dc2NZ)
...or maybe a fall-out shelter.
Posted by: BignJames at March 04, 2022 10:18 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 04, 2022 10:18 AM (9KXDf)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2022 10:18 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 04, 2022 10:17 AM (yQpMk)
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Give us a call! We'll gladly lend a helping hand!
Posted by: Instant Second Mortgage at March 04, 2022 10:18 AM (5pTK/)
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Buy a EV. Electricity is free!
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 04, 2022 10:18 AM (fWTJL)
The discussions involve sending Harris to visit troops stationed in Romania and potentially to the border with Ukraine, where a refugee crisis has seen more than 1 million people flee that country since the Russian attack.
The trip could happen in the coming weeks, one source said, adding that there is no active dialogue about sending President Biden to the region.
Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 10:18 AM (geLO8)
Posted by: steevy at March 04, 2022 10:18 AM (CYnTg)
Buddy Movie Pitch:
So, we have a deadly martial arts expert played by Sean Hannity, and his effeminate drunk sidekick played by Lindsey Graham, and they are sent to eliminate an out-of-control eastern dictator.
Hilarity ensues when Hannity steps between Graham and a news camera and won't stop talking.
Posted by: Auspex at March 04, 2022 10:18 AM (Xo3T0)
Posted by: Capt Picard at March 04, 2022 10:19 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 04, 2022 10:19 AM (PEbbU)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 04, 2022 10:19 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 04, 2022 10:06 AM (lCui1)
How's that green enery dependence working out, Euros?
Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at March 04, 2022 10:19 AM (y7DUB)
Eh, what? Has she been sleeping the past year?
Cripes, even Pelosi was on board
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 04, 2022 10:19 AM (XSRBF)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 04, 2022 10:19 AM (uHFrd)
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Buy a EV. Electricity is free!
Posted by: Puddinhead
Electricity is magic!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 04, 2022 10:19 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 04, 2022 09:31 AM (z2xUm)
Ahem.
Posted by: Drunk Fucking a Monkey at March 04, 2022 10:19 AM (yQpMk)
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Posted by: Puddinhead at March 04, 2022 10:18 AM (fWTJL)
You know you're an alcoholic when you repeat yourself.
You know you're an alcoholic when you repeat yourself.
You know you're an alcoholic when you repeat yourself.
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 04, 2022 10:01 AM (m45I2)
Judging by the viewership numbers, you are in the majority.
Every now and then the brats will talk about a skit that they found funny. But even they don't think SNL is particularly amusing.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 04, 2022 10:19 AM (XIJ/X)
Hilarity ensues when Hannity steps between Graham and a news camera and won't stop talking.
Don't forget the part where Miss Lindsay does the "this is my rifle, this is my gun" demo.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2022 10:19 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: steevy at March 04, 2022 10:20 AM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 04, 2022 10:20 AM (HsAzN)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes
Then, you'd hafta get a billiard table. Then...billiard balls ALL of 'em, not just your lucky numbers, THEN cue sticks, and a bridge stick, THEN a cue stick rack it NEVER ends !
You're better off.
Posted by: JT at March 04, 2022 10:20 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: klaftern@yahoo.com at March 04, 2022 10:20 AM (taPSh)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2022 10:20 AM (MmndN)
The trip could happen in the coming weeks, one source said, adding that there is no active dialogue about sending President Biden to the region.
Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 10:18 AM (geLO
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Is the junta cynical enough to hope getting Kamala killed would be enough to get the US directly involved in Ukraine?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 04, 2022 10:20 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 04, 2022 10:20 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: steevy at March 04, 2022 10:18 AM (CYnTg)
Sure...what else you got to spend your money on?
Posted by: BignJames at March 04, 2022 10:21 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 04, 2022 10:21 AM (p1EzT)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2022 10:21 AM (us2H3)
I was wrong, it just supplies Ukraine.
It is not at capacity and they are shutting down mostnof the reactors right now.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 04, 2022 10:21 AM (lCui1)
Posted by: Bright Eyes Taylor at March 04, 2022 09:55 AM
Reminds me of a Robot Chicken video. Gotta skip to 0:40, as the first skit isn't so good. The second one, though, is Horde-tastic.
https://youtu.be/m0YR7FPpshY
Posted by: Monkey Tavern First Time Patron at March 04, 2022 10:21 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 04, 2022 10:20 AM (m45I2)
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Your best work? I wouldn't presume.
Up there?
Assuredly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022 10:21 AM (LvTSG)
There have GOT to be some jokes in there.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 04, 2022 10:20 AM
Wouldn't touch her with a ten foot Pole.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2022 10:21 AM (RkC6l)
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 04, 2022 10:21 AM (fWTJL)
These idiots calling for assassination are going to be sorry if that becomes the currency of the land.
That's a blade that definitely cuts both ways.
Not saying I hope this happens - but were I Putin, I would give a demonstration of two just how that works on the folks calling for assassination.
Unattributed, but of course.
Again, not saying I hope this happens. But, once the assassination beast is loose. It's loose.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 04, 2022 10:21 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
brats ?
This ain't the Food Thread !
Posted by: JT at March 04, 2022 10:21 AM (arJlL)
"The Kremlin must be stunned by the unanimity of opposition in the U.S. to Putin's war. They had reason to suspect that a fully Trumpified GOP would be no worse than ambivalent about a Russian adventure in Ukraine"
It sounds like the Russians were so stupid that they actually bought the left's idiotic propaganda that Trump and Trump supporters were somehow supporters of Putin.
I had often wondered if anyone, anywhere would be SO chump as to buy that nonsense; now we know.
Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2022 10:22 AM (RHGPo)
Actually, on a youtoob show Woke AF. He laments the unvaccinated. Dudes 15 minutes was up 20 minutes ago.
The polling the Ds got must have been really horrendous. He wasn't seen or mentioned at the SOTU and to think this guy was running the gov't for the last two years.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 04, 2022 10:22 AM (NW9xb)
Posted by: BignJames at March 04, 2022 10:18 AM (AwYPR)
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Centuries from now, simiopologists from the (now) Planet of the Apes ponder the meaning of this painting found in an abandoned shelter.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 04, 2022 10:22 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 04, 2022 10:20 AM (m45I2)
Friends...Romans, countrymen: lend me your er.
Posted by: Mark Antony at March 04, 2022 10:22 AM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 04, 2022 10:22 AM (lCui1)
Posted by: creeper at March 04, 2022
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That overgrown Siberian kitten is soldiering on. Today, sadly, was going to be the day for the Rainbow Bridge . . . and then earlier this week he began to rally and to eat more enthusiastically than he has in several weeks. I've mixed in some food he apparently likes better than his RX chow. I suppose he's always going to be the disabled codger cat, but he does not seem to be in pain, and is enjoying his food. Good enough for now.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 10:22 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Gary Hart at March 04, 2022 10:22 AM (MmndN)
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No, but Nanzi and Hillary would be happy to step in.
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 04, 2022 10:22 AM (fWTJL)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 04, 2022 10:21 AM (p1EzT)
Real ARs can be had for under $400 right now and 5.56 is a much more serious round.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 04, 2022 10:23 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: lowandslow at March 04, 2022 10:23 AM (4thlk)
Posted by: JT at March 04, 2022 10:23 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 04, 2022 10:24 AM (p1EzT)
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)
Old and Busted: KGB assassins
New Hotness: Anna Chapman blundering her espionage mission. But getting some cheesecake photo ops.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2022 10:24 AM (ESjRY)
'Judging by the viewership numbers, you are in the majority.
Every now and then the brats will talk about a skit that they found funny. But even they don't think SNL is particularly amusing.'
My 16 year old daughter still thinks SNL is funny. She had me watch some Pete Davidson sketch. It was about as funny as a sock of quarters to my head.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 04, 2022 10:24 AM (T/s40)
Posted by: blake
I couldn't say
but Joe's Handlers can't send Joe- he'd fuck things up even worse
but they have to give the impression of Doing Something- and the press will help them out with the supporting propaganda
Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 10:25 AM (geLO8)
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 04, 2022 10:25 AM (fWTJL)
Posted by: Archer at March 04, 2022 10:25 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: blake -
Solves the Biden problem too. Without her, they are free to install a less idiotic replacement for dementia joe
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 04, 2022 10:25 AM (lCui1)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 04, 2022 10:25 AM (PEbbU)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 04, 2022 10:25 AM (9KXDf)
Posted by: Puddinhead
It bears repeating: Never stick your Johnson into crazy.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022 10:25 AM (Msys3)
Say no.
Signed. Ron Brown
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 04, 2022 10:25 AM (NW9xb)
Seems everyone wants to lead the mob, never thinking that the mob would come for them in an instant should they say the wrong word or be associated with the wrong person.
You'd think Lindsay Grahamm would know this by now, but no. . .
Posted by: Gary Hart at March 04, 2022 10:25 AM (MmndN)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 04, 2022 10:26 AM (uHFrd)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 04, 2022 10:09 AM (lCui1)
As for the rest, there's this ring, you see.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2022 10:26 AM (P3gRi)
Not a job for veep throat.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 04, 2022 10:26 AM (BFigT)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 04, 2022 10:24 AM (T/s40)
Pete Davidson. Looks like he's about to die from rampant drug and alcohol abuse. What has he done other than make fun of Dan Crenshaw?
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)
I've been amazed when I see him that not only can he not act, but when he is in a skit he is usually laughing out of character even when the scene itself isn't funny.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2022 10:26 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022 10:26 AM (Msys3)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 04, 2022 10:23 AM (yQpMk)
Bought a Del-Ton a couple/three years ago...it's in my gun cab....still un-fired.
Posted by: BignJames at March 04, 2022 10:27 AM (AwYPR)
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Let's wait a few weeks/months to see how this plays out. A lot of judgements being made after one week. Everyone assumes a short war, then 20 years go by.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at March 04, 2022 10:27 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 04, 2022 10:27 AM (fWTJL)
It is not at capacity and they are shutting down mostnof the reactors right now.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 04, 2022 10:21 AM (lCui1)
Any idea what their options are? Cash strapped countries don't have a lot of purchased power opportunities. Rolling blackouts and shivering in the dark probably are in their immediate future.
Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at March 04, 2022 10:28 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 04, 2022 10:28 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2022
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Another candidate for playing-trombone-with-her-feet.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 10:28 AM (txdEq)
Bought a Del-Ton a couple/three years ago...it's in my gun cab....still un-fired.
Posted by: BignJames at March 04, 2022 10:27 AM (AwYPR)
I've got a Bushmaster AR. I've fired it a few times, but have a new red dot on it and need to get it sighted in. Similar with my 6.5 Creedmoor. Got a scope on it, but haven't sighted it. I had the gun for a few months before I could even find ammo for it. Now have some in limited quantity.
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 10:28 AM (Zz0t1)
Hard not to enjoy how Kanye chased Davidson off instagram.
Posted by: Gary Hart at March 04, 2022 10:29 AM (MmndN)
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at March 04, 2022 10:29 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2022 10:29 AM (VwHCD)
this is government at its finest
damn
Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 10:29 AM (geLO8)
Posted by: steevy at March 04, 2022 10:20 AM (CYnTg)
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Kamala's last words when told a SAM was on the way:
"I AM SAM. I AM SAM. SAM I AM.
THAT SAM-I-AM! THAT SAM-I-AM!
I DO NOT LIKE THAT SAM-I-AM!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 04, 2022 10:29 AM (qVRSW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 04, 2022 10:30 AM (J9ORl)
You'd think Lindsay Graham would know this by now, but no. . .
Posted by: Gary Hart at March 04, 2022
***
There's an old piece of advice regarding riding a tiger. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 10:30 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 04, 2022 10:01 AM (m45I2)
Judging by the viewership numbers, you are in the majority.
Every now and then the brats will talk about a skit that they found funny. But even they don't think SNL is particularly amusing.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 04, 2022 10:19 AM (XIJ/X)
Occasional funny snippets and / or quotable lines, and far too few.
MadTV and Living Color were actually *funny*.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 04, 2022 10:30 AM (llON8)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 10:30 AM (txdEq)
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Keep your hands at 10 and 2?
Posted by: 496 at March 04, 2022 10:30 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 10:30 AM (txdEq)
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That's it's fucking awesome?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022 10:31 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 04, 2022 10:25 AM (9KXDf)
they all got Sent to the Cornfield.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 04, 2022 10:31 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 04, 2022 10:21 AM (p1EzT)
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I'd just get a 5.56 AR. Price point is nearly the same and the terminal ballistics are much better.
Unless you just want a plinker that lets you practice the AR manual of arms, don't waste time or money on .22LR
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2022 10:31 AM (hwNru)
Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 10:25 AM (geLO
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Gad, we have no competence in our government, anywhere. They're all idiots who are in over their heads, just trying to hang onto the graft gravy.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 04, 2022 10:31 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: steevy at March 04, 2022 10:31 AM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 04, 2022 10:31 AM (ZGrMX)
These geezers have no link to reality. Term. Limits. Now.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 04, 2022 10:31 AM (XSRBF)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 04, 2022 10:28 AM (trdmm)
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There's gotta be a 3-D printer for that.
Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 04, 2022 10:31 AM (qVRSW)
Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 10:31 AM (geLO8)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 04, 2022 10:26 AM
Kosovo and Serbia are the more accurate parallel. Tons of NATO troops are in Kosovo under a UN resolution to "keep the peace" until a diplomatic solution can be found. They're specifically not to help Kosovo declare independence, and yet that's what they did 11 years ago with US backing. The ethnic Serb majority regions don't recognize the government of Kosovo...it's very similar to Crimea and Donbar (or whatever the other region is called).
Posted by: Military Moron at March 04, 2022 10:32 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Troy McClure at March 04, 2022 10:32 AM (j1NzT)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
If it was the inside of his head, there would be handfuls of shit flying back and forth.
Posted by: JT at March 04, 2022 10:32 AM (arJlL)
MadTV and Living Color were actually *funny*.
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Comedy was outlawed and replaced with Snark upon the accession of Barry Obama, America's Harry Potter.
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 04, 2022 10:32 AM (fWTJL)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 04, 2022 10:32 AM (aEubh)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022
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That's it's fucking awesome?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022
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Actually I've forgotten the rest of it. Something about taking care not to wind up *inside* the tiger, or words to that effect.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 10:32 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 04, 2022 10:21 AM (p1EzT)
I got one of those when Academy was running a promotion and was like $100 when you purchased a rifle.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 04, 2022 10:32 AM (uHFrd)
I haven't seen him do Crenshaw. For all I know, it is funny but I doubt it.
The sketch I saw showed him on the phone with someone, not really paying attention to it and giving one word answers.
The fact that my daughter laughed uproariously still baffles me. I failed as a father or sense of humor isn't genetic.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 04, 2022 10:32 AM (T/s40)
Based on her assessment of the situation to an adult radio audience, maybe send her to Sesame Street instead
Posted by: Dogbert at March 04, 2022 10:32 AM (Z9HSN)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 04, 2022 10:32 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 10:31 AM (geLO
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Hence that masking sketch. Very few people outside of blue enclaves is dealing with those kinds of mental gymnastics. It's a fringe issue.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022 10:32 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Ian S.
I give him credit for staying as long as he did. Putin effectively said he wants Zelensky dead.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 04, 2022 10:32 AM (XSRBF)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Interesting art. Me thinks mischief is afoot!
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2022 10:32 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Caesar North
*******
Ha! Nicely done!
Posted by: Muldoon at March 04, 2022 10:33 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 04, 2022 10:26 AM (uHFrd)
This. Soros drove all that Russian collusion horseshit by our enemedia propagandists and unfunny jizzmops like Colbert. Yet McCain's little butt buddy, Graham, and other RINO geniuses are quick to sell us out. Rodham must be so happy.
Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at March 04, 2022 10:33 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: I Mean at March 04, 2022 10:33 AM (0a+md)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022
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That's it's fucking awesome?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022
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Actually I've forgotten the rest of it. Something about taking care not to wind up *inside* the tiger, or words to that effect.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 10:32 AM (txdEq)
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*is not dissuaded, continues order with very reputable tiger purchasing website for tiger*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022 10:33 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)
Which, in retrospect, wasn't nearly as awful as we thought at the time.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 04, 2022 10:34 AM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 10:32 AM (txdEq)
In Russia, Tiger ride You!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 04, 2022 10:34 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2022 10:21 AM (RkC6l)
If she could find a ten foot Pole, she wouldn't need kneepads.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2022 10:34 AM (P3gRi)
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Putin's smart enough to know that taking out American political leadership would be doing us a favor.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 04, 2022 10:34 AM (W/MyG)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 04, 2022 10:26 AM (uHFrd)
This psycho freak being all in for Ukraine should send up about a dozen big ass red flags:
https://is.gd/7ZlJ8W
(goes to nitter.net)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 04, 2022 10:34 AM (llON8)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 04, 2022 10:28 AM (trdmm)
You should see the shit that people bring me. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2022 10:34 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Military Moron at March 04, 2022 10:32 AM (JCZqz)
You are very on the nose there. Russians see Serbs and Serbia as a brother, brotherland. Lots of Russians have been asking since the Kosovo independence, what business is it of the US.
Posted by: Mishdog at March 04, 2022 10:34 AM (j1NzT)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 04, 2022 10:31 AM (ZGrMX)
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It's dezinformatsiya all the way down.
"World War Reddit." -- [h/t Sundance at CTH]
Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 04, 2022 10:35 AM (qVRSW)
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Living Color was hilarious.
Making fun of Oprah, Whitney, etc.
Yeah, BLM has no love for that kinda comedy.
Can't make fun of the black community's "gods".
You could back in the old days of the 80s-90s, but black people had a sense of humor then.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 04, 2022 10:35 AM (aEubh)
Posted by: KAMALA HARRIS at March 04, 2022 10:36 AM (6BTho)
God help her interpreter.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 04, 2022 10:36 AM (OTXUv)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 04, 2022 10:30 AM (llON
So was SCTV.
Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at March 04, 2022 10:37 AM (y7DUB)
Inflation on steroids.
How bad will the recession be?
Posted by: I Mean at March
Remember when they had to add a $100's unit on the gas pumps?
It might to tough to find space for the $1000's unit but you just know someone is looking into it.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022 10:37 AM (Msys3)
Like the late night talk shows, it exists to push the talking points to the LIVs. They work their latest talking points and Emanuel Goldstein into an unfunny skit or opning monologue bit, then the MSM and bluechecks on social media show it and/or links to a clip of it for the next few days. It is now strictly an LIV programming/persuation vehicle. The fact that CNN's new head previously produced Colbert's show demonstrates that.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2022 10:37 AM (MmndN)
While Russia wages a full-scale invasion of Ukraine, the U.S. Army is putting its soldiers through training on gender pronouns and coaching officers on when to offer soldiers gender transition surgery
Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 10:37 AM (geLO8)
>I was surprised to learn one of the Kardashian / Jenner clan of whores had moved away from fucking rappers and professional sports teams.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 04, 2022 10:37 AM (PEbbU)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 04, 2022 10:38 AM (rjpjQ)
Making fun of Oprah, Whitney, etc.
Can't make fun of the black community's "gods".
You could back in the old days of the 80s-90s, but black people had a sense of humor then.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 04, 2022
***
Homey Da Clown ("Homey don't play dat!"), and "Men on Film"!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 10:38 AM (txdEq)
So was SCTV.
SCTV did the original Jeopardy spoof with stupid contestants.
SNL ripped it off years later.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 04, 2022 10:38 AM (OTXUv)
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at March 04, 2022 09:30 AM (bVYXr)
And definitely not going up on my wall.
Posted by: Bonnie Blue - no longer playing the game at March 04, 2022 10:38 AM (hlxe7)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2022 10:34 AM (VwHCD)
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I once seized the engine of a two stroke motorcycle while riding down a freeway. (I'd let the oil injector tank run dry. Young and very stupid)
I pulled the engine apart, took it to a repair shop in a basket. True basket case. Motorcycle shop got a kick out of it.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 04, 2022 10:38 AM (5pTK/)
Inflation on steroids.
How bad will the recession be?
Posted by: I Mean at March
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When the hub is banking lawyers' hours to change out your light fixture.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 04, 2022 10:38 AM (aEubh)
Here's a documentary on the very funny Faulty Towers, which doesn't get enough love around here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mw-bLS_th_U
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 04, 2022 10:38 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: When the Monkeyboys gathered at the local tavern at March 04, 2022 10:39 AM (fPV8q)
They send her to a lot of places , but to their dismay she keeps..coming..back.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2022 10:39 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Tom Servo
You should see the shit that people bring me. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Customer states;
"Just a minor scratch."
"Largely complete."
"To me it looks like a very small repair."
Right? LOL
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022 10:39 AM (Msys3)
SNL's actors, producers, writers, and studio audience all live in NYC
it's a show about their private bubble world
Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 10:39 AM (geLO8)
*******
A classic by somebody else long ago
A smiling young lady from Niger
Once went for a ride on a tiger
They returned from the ride
With the lady inside
And the smile on the face of the tiger
(I always subtracted points for this one using the word 'tiger' as a rhyme for itself.)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 04, 2022 10:39 AM (m45I2)
https://is.gd/7ZlJ8W
(goes to nitter.net)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 04, 2022 10:34 AM (llON
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[From that tweet:] "The amazing artist-philanthropist Marina Abramovic urges humanity to collectively defend #Ukraine, and take a stand against #Russia's Christian Fundamentalism-fueled aggression."
Putin the Christian Fundamentalist? I knew it! This changes everything ... we can't allow this theocracy to spread now, can we?
Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 04, 2022 10:39 AM (qVRSW)
Posted by: Oldstoke at March 04, 2022 10:39 AM (sb+Cg)
They send her to a lot of places , but to their dismay she keeps..coming..back.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2022 10:39 AM (VwHCD)
"...but the
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 04, 2022 10:40 AM (llON8)
Posted by: Circlecity at March 04, 2022 10:40 AM (S8fkq)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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Wanna bet her Secret Service handle is "Boomerang"?
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 04, 2022 10:40 AM (aEubh)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 04, 2022 10:40 AM (aKHYY)
I pulled the engine apart, took it to a repair shop in a basket. True basket case. Motorcycle shop got a kick out of it.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 04, 2022 10:38 AM (5pTK/)
I get those all the time. They come in boxes, bags, and crates.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2022 10:40 AM (VwHCD)
This. I have frequently posted that comedy died in 2009, with the election of He Who Cannot Be Made Fun Of.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 04, 2022 10:40 AM (BMmaB)
Agree. There are a number of examples . I was trying to parallel the reason for an invasion as a national security threat. Threatening to join NATO which was set up specifically to oppose Russia (USSR) is reasonable in my opinion to be considered a national security threat to Russia. Bottom line to me is that there are no good guys in this conflict.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 04, 2022 10:41 AM (uHFrd)
This is gonna be great!
Posted by: The Bee at March 04, 2022 10:41 AM (Xrfse)
Posted by: setnaffa at March 04, 2022 10:41 AM (YA5l0)
Posted by: Chlamydia Thundershart at March 04, 2022 10:41 AM (rjpjQ)
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)
Which, in retrospect, wasn't nearly as awful as we thought at the time.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 04, 2022 10:34 AM (XIJ/X)
Crenshaw used it as a way to enhance his name recognition above his thoroughly forgettable legislative record.
Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at March 04, 2022 10:41 AM (y7DUB)
SNL ripped it off years later.
Norm MacDonald ripped it off (and made it funnier, in my opinion). He wrote all of those Celebrity Jeopardy sketches, in addition to appearing in many of them.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 04, 2022 10:41 AM (ZGrMX)
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Funny, Putin isn't a Christian.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 04, 2022 10:41 AM (aEubh)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard
"Flowery Twats" is one of the best sight gags ever.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022 10:41 AM (Msys3)
SCTV did the original Jeopardy spoof with stupid contestants.
SNL ripped it off years later.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 04, 2022
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Ah, SCTV. Count Floyd and Chiller Theatre, Captain Combat and Mr. Green Fatigues, Harold Ramis and "The Seven Early Warning Signs of Death," and so much more.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 10:41 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads
***********
Biden offered to send Lindsey Graham abroad, but Graham demurred and said he had no use for her.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 04, 2022 10:42 AM (m45I2)
"Just a minor scratch."
"Largely complete."
"To me it looks like a very small repair."
Right? LOL
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022 10:39 AM (Msys3)
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"It'll buff right out."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 04, 2022 10:42 AM (W/MyG)
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[Repeated from yesterday:]
"Poland and Romania are places called countries. They are located on a thing called a continent in a place called Europe, specifically in Eastern Europe which is to the east of a place called Western Europe. Europe is a place on a planet called Earth. Thank you all for coming ..."
Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 04, 2022 10:42 AM (qVRSW)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa
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Tiger King much?
Posted by: Oh dear, Teh J.M. has taken a turn for the weirdst at March 04, 2022 10:42 AM (IX3WW)
SNL's actors, producers, writers, and studio audience all live in NYC
it's a show about their private bubble world
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Its sad to see what National Lampoon has become.
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 04, 2022 10:42 AM (fWTJL)
It's amazing how funny a show could be when the producers made the whole about...
....Being Funny.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 04, 2022 10:42 AM (T/s40)
Because this will drive energy prices higher and higher, by further restricting supply, and which will then make it obvious that this entire Green Scream Dream is destroying the country. It'll be undeniable. I think we have a golden opportunity to cut the throat of the Global Warming idiots right here, right now.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 04, 2022 10:42 AM (trdmm)
This is gonna be great!
Posted by: The Bee
___
*Kisses DD-214*
Thank you, God.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 04, 2022 10:43 AM (aEubh)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa
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Tiger King much?
Posted by: Oh dear, Teh J.M. has taken a turn for the weirdst at March 04, 2022 10:42 AM (IX3WW)
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But less gay.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022 10:43 AM (LvTSG)
I get those all the time. They come in boxes, bags, and crates.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2022 10:40 AM (VwHCD)
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Amazing part of that whole incident? The engine broke loose during my skid down the freeway. I rode the bike home, refilled the oil tank and rode the bike for a couple of weeks before taking it apart and getting the motor to the shop.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 04, 2022 10:43 AM (5pTK/)
More.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 04, 2022 10:24 AM (p1EzT)
https://tinyl.io/5pfP
https://tinyl.io/5pfS
Posted by: hogmartin at March 04, 2022 10:43 AM (P4LRL)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022 10:41 AM (Msys3)
I was partial to "Farty Towels" myself.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 04, 2022 10:43 AM (Ez6QX)
Once went for a ride on a tiger
They returned from the ride
With the lady inside
And the smile on the face of the tiger
(I always subtracted points for this one using the word 'tiger' as a rhyme for itself.)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 04, 2022
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That might be what I was thinking of! Was that Ogden Nash?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 10:43 AM (txdEq)
Because this will drive energy prices higher and higher, by further restricting supply, and which will then make it obvious that this entire Green Scream Dream is destroying the country. It'll be undeniable. I think we have a golden opportunity to cut the throat of the Global Warming idiots right here, right now.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 04, 2022 10:42 AM (trdmm)
Pretty sure that's a position Manchin is being allowed to take. Biden is going to block a ban on imports while congress will get to virtue signal their hawkishness on Russia.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 04, 2022 10:44 AM (z5Vrg)
The best ever was "Men on Football," which they did at halftime when the Super Bowl was on another network.
https://youtu.be/2OKwRsnWO84
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 04, 2022 10:44 AM (BMmaB)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2022 10:44 AM (Hica+)
Based on her background, I'd have figured she'd go to Prague to do some video shoots.
Posted by: Moron Porn Addict at March 04, 2022 10:44 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 04, 2022 10:44 AM (rjpjQ)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2022 10:44 AM (Hica+)
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Fascinating.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022 10:44 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 10:41 AM (txdEq)
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John Candy as "The Incredible Bulk."
"The Great White North" Bob and Doug McKenzie.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 04, 2022 10:44 AM (5pTK/)
From St. Vladimir's Epistle to the Thermobarics:
Go, therefore, and cast your explosives upon the nuclear reactors, and say to the people "Behold thy great works and kneel before thine army." From that day forward, the sins of Ukraine was purged from the land by the Red fire.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 04, 2022 10:45 AM (OTXUv)
This is gonna be great!
Posted by: The Bee
___
*Kisses DD-214*
Thank you, God.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 04, 2022 10:43 AM (aEubh)
Heh. I have learned, as I have aged, to be thankful for things I wanted "back then" that did *not* happen.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 04, 2022 10:46 AM (llON8)
No stupid, It's Dirty Knees. hahahahahahahahacacklecackle
Posted by: KAMALA HARRIS at March 04, 2022 10:46 AM (6BTho)
Posted by: We Don't Get Many gp's In Here at March 04, 2022 10:46 AM (qpX6U)
Going to be a lot of sad wine moms that their fantasy conjugal visits aren't going to happen now.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2022 10:46 AM (ESjRY)
Based on her background, I'd have figured she'd go to Prague to do some video shoots.
Posted by: Moron Porn Addict at March 04, 2022 10:44 AM
I remember way back when the media had anointed her as the only person who could stand up to Trump and win in 2016.
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at March 04, 2022 10:46 AM (bVYXr)
The regular black people that all of us great unwashed interact with daily still do. Black liberal activists, who are the only blacks allowed on TV, not so much.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 04, 2022 10:46 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: We Don't Get Many gp's In Here at March 04, 2022 10:46 AM (qpX6U)
RSX was trading not to long ago.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 04, 2022 10:47 AM (z5Vrg)
==
Look at it this way. they'll screw it up and get it over with inside 3 to 5 years. Or it will blow up completely and everything didn't matter anyway. At least you aren't at the end of your retirement, with your savings dwindling, no realistic ability to supplement your income, in a 10% a year inflationary environment.
Posted by: Polishing the turd at March 04, 2022 10:47 AM (/wCfe)
Funny, Putin isn't a Christian.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 04, 2022 10:41 AM
Neither was I, but, uh, that didn't, uh, stop the media, uh, from claiming repeatedly, uh, that I was.
Posted by: Barack "Call to Prayer" Obama at March 04, 2022 10:47 AM (JCZqz)
wake up back in DC. When I was home after my first visit,
it was worse. I'd wake up and there'd be nothing...
I hardly said a word to my staff until I said yes to a vanilla latte.
When I was here I wanted to be there. When I was there, all I
could think of was getting back into Poland.
I've been here a week now. Waiting for a mission, getting
softer. Every minute I stay in this room I get weaker. And every minute Putin squats in the bush he gets stronger.
Each time I look around the walls move in a little tighter.
Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 10:47 AM (geLO8)
Based on her background, I'd have figured she'd go to Prague to do some video shoots.
Posted by: Moron Porn Addict at March 04, 2022 10:44 AM
No mention of a return trip?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 04, 2022 10:47 AM (rjpjQ)
https://youtu.be/2OKwRsnWO84
___
I remember watching that live with the hub.
He has never been very interested in watching pro football, and most college ball that isn't Georgia.
It was funny.
Gay mafia will never let it see syndication.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 04, 2022 10:48 AM (aEubh)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 04, 2022 10:44 AM (z5Vrg)
You're probably right - but Biden standing up for purchasing Russian Oil while even his own party is in the middle of the Two Minute Hate against Russia is yet another huge vulnerability for him, heading into the elections in November. If that's the way he chooses to go, a lot of the progs might sit out the November elections completely, in protest.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 04, 2022 10:48 AM (trdmm)
it's a show about their private bubble world
>If SNL had kept Alec Baldwin in their shitty little bubble world, he wouldn't have shot two people with a loaded revolver.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 04, 2022 10:49 AM (PEbbU)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 04, 2022 10:43 AM (5pTK/)
That is actually amazing. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2022 10:49 AM (VwHCD)
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Hunter has taken a lot of money from Russia over the years.
Posted by: 496 at March 04, 2022 10:50 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 04, 2022 10:49 AM (PEbbU)
Or maybe he would have shot two SNL Cast Members Live, on Saturday Night! Now that would have been true Entertainment!
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 04, 2022 10:50 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 04, 2022 10:48 AM (trdmm)
Biden would rather impose sanctions on US energy than on Russian energy.
Besides, by November the whole Ukraine thing will probably be old news. It will be all about some trumped up Trump crime
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 04, 2022 10:51 AM (lCui1)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 04, 2022 10:44 AM (5pTK/)
Which owes its existence to the Canuckian government. The network was required to provide a percentage of genuine Canadian-oriented TV content, and the rest of the show was ruled to be too universal. So they threw together Bob and Doug for 2 minutes of Canadian ad-lib to placate the government regulators.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 04, 2022 10:51 AM (KYKwc)
Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 04, 2022 10:52 AM (cUuEU)
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Outstanding. Besides Roberts, which liberal voted to restore? Kagan?
She and Roberts are going to be a team for a while.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at March 04, 2022 10:52 AM (sX1BW)
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While dressed as PDT!
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 04, 2022 10:52 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 04, 2022 10:53 AM (BMmaB)
No mention of a return trip?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 04, 2022 10:47 AM
There's no rush. We figure a few weeks of hard-core shoots (including girl-on-girl), followed by some cam-girl action, will really rehabilitate and improve her image for the 2024 election. Porn skank is much more respectable than what she's been up to as VP.
Posted by: Kamala's Handlers at March 04, 2022 10:53 AM (JCZqz)
it yet. Weeks away and hundreds of miles up a river that snaked
through the war like a main circuit cable and plugged straight into
Putin. It was no accident that I got to be the caretaker of Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin's memory, any more than being back in Warsaw
was an accident. There is no way to tell his story without telling
my own. And if his story is really a confession, then so is mine."
-CPT Kamala
Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 10:53 AM (geLO8)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 04, 2022 10:49 AM (PEbbU)
Or maybe he would have shot two SNL Cast Members Live, on Saturday Night! Now that would have been true Entertainment!
SNL did a skit back in the 1970s about Andy Williams' ex-wife, Claudine Longet, who shot her skier boyfriend Vladimir "Spider" Sabich.
They did it live, but pulled it from reruns years later.
They lost their edge. They absolutely should have mocked the shit out of Baldwin for his shooting.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 04, 2022 10:53 AM (OTXUv)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 04, 2022 10:53 AM (FVME7)
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While dressed as PDT!
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 04, 2022 10:52 AM (UHVv4)
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"It's illegal to even look at one of these guns in NYC, but Alec Baldwin is free of all charges because he is of the anointed. What are you rubes going to do about it?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022 10:53 AM (LvTSG)
*
HIS NAME SOUNDS RUSSIAN!!!
- That Mexican Justice
Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 04, 2022 10:53 AM (cUuEU)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 04, 2022 09:45 AM (oWBc3
That plant doesnt just supply Ukraine, right? If true, Putin now controls not only the EUs oil supply but a big chunk of electricity as well.
==
Calm your tits. It has been off line a while.
Posted by: Polishing the turd at March 04, 2022 10:54 AM (Kv62B)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 04, 2022 10:51 AM (lCui1)
If inflation is running at a rate of 20% by this fall - which I think it will be - then the Ukraine situation will certainly still be in the news, because that will be the easiest thing to blame.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 04, 2022 10:54 AM (trdmm)
I know, not a high bar
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2022 10:16 AM (ESjRY)
honestly, the one running skit he did where he was the clueless boy toy of the housewife was pretty funny. but then, i don't think he was actually acting there.
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at March 04, 2022 10:54 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 04, 2022 10:54 AM (m45I2)
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Dear Heavens-to-Betsy. Polish and Romanian (to say nothing of the Czeck and Hungarian) diplomats will have her for lunch.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 04, 2022 10:54 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 04, 2022 10:41 AM (aEubh)
Eastern Orthodox isn't Christian?
Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at March 04, 2022 10:54 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: 496 at March 04, 2022 10:54 AM (VJsqe)
-The DNC message, 2022
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022 10:54 AM (LvTSG)
**
Because the threat of nuclear war isn't serious enough yet.
Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 04, 2022 10:55 AM (cUuEU)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 04, 2022 10:55 AM (BFigT)
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Outstanding. Besides Roberts, which liberal voted to restore? Kagan?
She and Roberts are going to be a team for a while.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at March 04, 2022 10:52 AM (sX1BW)
Well, now that the Supreme Court has ruled, get on with the job. Strap the fucker into Old Sparky, and hit the juice.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2022 10:55 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 04, 2022 10:55 AM (OTXUv)
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at March 04, 2022 10:55 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Eromero at March 04, 2022 10:55 AM (e1ulR)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 04, 2022 10:41 AM (aEubh)
Eastern Orthodox isn't Christian?
Posted by: Captain Hate
Is Putin EO? I thought he was a godless commie.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2022 10:55 AM (Hica+)
Outstanding. Besides Roberts, which liberal voted to restore? Kagan?
She and Roberts are going to be a team for a while.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at March 04, 2022 10:52 AM
Hold on there! I only voted in favor so I could write the majority opinion. Yes, he can be executed, but only LEGALLY. He'll still be alive, of course, but we'll declare him dead, publish an obituary, etc. That's much more humane and modern. Actual execution is barbaric, and SO against international norms!
Posted by: CJOTSC Roberts at March 04, 2022 10:56 AM (JCZqz)
I think blowing him up with a pressure cooker bomb would be more fitting.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 04, 2022 10:56 AM (BMmaB)
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Can green energy deliver enough power? One of the benefits of green energy is that the wind may die during his execution so it just shocks him for a few hours until the wind picks up.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at March 04, 2022 10:57 AM (sX1BW)
Better to strap a pressure cooker bomb to his gut.
Posted by: We Don't Get Many gp's In Here at March 04, 2022 10:57 AM (qpX6U)
Posted by: CJOTSC Roberts
And he'll still vote, right ?
Posted by: JT at March 04, 2022 10:57 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2022 10:55 AM (P3gRi)
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He refuses to get vaxxed, so we can't execute him until he agrees.
/
Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 04, 2022 10:57 AM (qVRSW)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 04, 2022 10:41 AM (aEubh)
Eastern Orthodox isn't Christian?
Posted by: Captain Hate
He's Christian like Michael Corleone was Catholic in The Godfather.
"Do you renounce the Devil and all of his works?"
"I do."
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 04, 2022 10:57 AM (OTXUv)
https://youtu.be/ysWoGR1p9K0
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 04, 2022 10:53 AM (FVME7)
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Hilarious
Posted by: 496 at March 04, 2022 10:57 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: rickb223
He supports the church and the church supports him.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 04, 2022 10:58 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Captain Hate
___
I don't care what he claims.
His actions prove he isn't one.
Then again, most world leaders aren't showing much Christian wisdom or courage, either.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 04, 2022 10:58 AM (aEubh)
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So long as we can tax him, we can kill him.
- CJ Roberts
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at March 04, 2022 10:58 AM (sX1BW)
Horde mind!
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 04, 2022 10:58 AM (BMmaB)
He's Christian like Michael Corleone was Catholic in The Godfather.
"Do you renounce the Devil and all of his works?"
"I do."
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 04, 2022 10:57 AM (OTXUv)
Ding Ding Ding
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 04, 2022 10:58 AM (BgMrQ)
Can green energy deliver enough power? One of the benefits of green energy is that the wind may die during his execution so it just shocks him for a few hours until the wind picks up.
Posted by: SH
Instead of frying him, it just sous vide's his ass.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2022 10:58 AM (Hica+)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 04, 2022 10:41 AM (aEubh)
Eastern Orthodox isn't Christian?
Posted by: Captain Hate
==
You want to see that tested? Have the Pope and All the Bishops Consecrate Russia to BVM per Fatima and see if he is happy about it or SHTF.
Pity Bennie took a powder.
Posted by: It would be interesting at March 04, 2022 10:58 AM (uVww9)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 04, 2022 10:41 AM (aEubh)
Eastern Orthodox isn't Christian?
Posted by: Captain Hate
He's Christian like Michael Corleone was Catholic in The Godfather.
"Do you renounce the Devil and all of his works?"
"I do."
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 04, 2022 10:57 AM (OTXUv)
Paris is worth a Mass.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 04, 2022 10:59 AM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: JT at March 04, 2022 10:59 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 04, 2022 10:59 AM (z2xUm)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2022 10:55 AM (Hica+)
I could be wrong but even though he made his bones under the plague of communism, at heart he believed in the pre 1917 Russian Empire.
Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at March 04, 2022 10:59 AM (y7DUB)
Can green energy deliver enough power? One of the benefits of green energy is that the wind may die during his execution so it just shocks him for a few hours until the wind picks up.
Posted by: SH
Instead of frying him, it just sous vide's his ass.
==
You just woke up the cannibal.
Posted by: It would be interesting at March 04, 2022 10:59 AM (CM9tj)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 04, 2022 10:51 AM (KYKwc)
At the time it was 60% Canadian Content rules, the bill introduced by then MP Flora McDonald under PM Brian Mulroney. All you needed for Canadian Content was a Canadian actor, a Canadian shot-on location, or for it to be Canadian owned/produced. It was simple.
Now it's down to 30%, but the rules are much more complicated, and in reality are much more about the graft the Canadian Government is paid by the production or network, than it is about Canadians starring in or producing a show. Predictable and inevitable corruption, as it ever was.
The whole thing was, and is stupid. People are going to watch what they want to watch and will find a way.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 04, 2022 10:59 AM (nRMeC)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 04, 2022 10:59 AM (z2xUm)
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"So, he's the pope of Russia, then."
-The New York Times' religion editor
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022 10:59 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 04, 2022 11:00 AM (aEubh)
Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt
You mean he didn't try real communism?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 04, 2022 11:00 AM (FVME7)
https://religionfacts.com/putin
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 04, 2022 11:01 AM (lCui1)
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at March 04, 2022 10:57 AM (sX1BW)
One of the Hitler assassination conspirators was hung and cut down before he expired, revived, and hung again.
Posted by: BignJames at March 04, 2022 11:01 AM (AwYPR)
3) Nuclear Butt Plug
2) Curare and Ricin Laced copy of "Photos of Naked Young Men for Totally Straight Guys. Nope, not Gay At. All. Just for Straight Guys....Yeah" Magazine, Scratch and Sniff Edition
1) Genetically Enhanced Assassination Gerbil with Sharp Steel Claws and Titanium Teeth
Posted by: naturalfake at March 04, 2022 11:02 AM (OMayC)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 04, 2022 11:02 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 04, 2022 11:02 AM (uHFrd)
Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at March 04, 2022 10:54 AM
In the same way Hitler was Catholic...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2022 11:02 AM (RkC6l)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2022 11:02 AM (SKVme)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 04, 2022 11:03 AM (nRMeC)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 04, 2022 11:02 AM (uHFrd)
It's actually pretty easy when you remember actions speak louder than words.
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 11:03 AM (Zz0t1)
There is a second Antonov-225 that was under constriction. That airframe is intact. Needs electronics and engines.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 04, 2022 11:03 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at March 04, 2022 10:54 AM
In the same way Hitler was Catholic...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2022 11:02 AM
To clarify, I was talking about Putin, not the Church.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2022 11:03 AM (RkC6l)
Posted by: naturalfake
Enthusiastically endorsed by Richard Gere!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2022 11:03 AM (Hica+)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 04, 2022 10:59 AM (nRMeC)
And people are going to not watch what they don't want to watch, and the government can't stop them.
Shoot your TV.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2022 11:04 AM (P3gRi)
https://youtu.be/ysWoGR1p9K0
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 04, 2022 10:53 AM (FVME7)
ok that was a hell of a lot funnier than I thought it could be!
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 04, 2022 11:04 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 04, 2022 11:04 AM (u82oZ)
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But your index finger Warsaw by the end of the day so you went into cardiology instead??
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 04, 2022 11:04 AM (UHVv4)
I know, not a high bar
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2022 10:16 AM (ESjRY)
*
honestly, the one running skit he did where he was the clueless boy toy of the housewife was pretty funny. but then, i don't think he was actually acting there.
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at March 04, 2022
***
An image search suggests he's been dead for a while.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 11:04 AM (txdEq)
https://youtu.be/ysWoGR1p9K0
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 04, 2022 10:53 AM (FVME7)
Funny shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2022 11:04 AM (VwHCD)
https://youtu.be/ysWoGR1p9K0
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 04, 2022 10:53 AM (FVME7)
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Hilarious
Posted by: 496 at March 04, 2022 10:57 AM (VJsqe)
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Hahahaha.
1:40 into the video: "I'm fast and fuhrerious."
Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 04, 2022 11:05 AM (qVRSW)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 11:05 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 04, 2022 11:06 AM (yQpMk)
Charlie Spiering
@charliespiering
Yes, Joe Biden is still scheduled to go home to Delaware this afternoon for the weekend
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 04, 2022 11:06 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2022 11:03 AM (RkC6l)
Hitler was an atheist. He didn't hide that fact.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 04, 2022 11:07 AM (uHFrd)
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Your choices are death by hanging? death by firing squad? or death by Kamala Harris history lesson?
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at March 04, 2022 11:07 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 04, 2022 09:31 AM (z2xUm)
++++
How about a monkey fucking a drunk?
Posted by: No Name Today at March 04, 2022 11:07 AM (vlXMQ)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 04, 2022 10:51 AM (KYKwc)
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I wonder if that's why SCTV did their Canadian history sketch?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 04, 2022 11:08 AM (5pTK/)
Now, I'm seeing a news article on her signing new 3.9% flat tax rate/cuts in Iowa, and how/when they go I to effect. Coincidence? Some algorithm thinking I want updates on her? Or is GOP Inc starting to push her as an option for future, higher office? Replacing Grassley, or running for VP/POTUS?
Posted by: Grimmy at March 04, 2022 09:59 AM (JCZqz)
Not sure what's going on there, but looks like something is. Grassley is up for reelection this year and is almost certain to win, so replacing him would be six years out, unless he croaks, which is possible since he's about 107 years old.
Posted by: a.moron at March 04, 2022 11:11 AM (tu3iY)
Trever Noah is all in a snit 'cause how the brothers are being dissed in Ukraine while the bombs are dropping.
Posted by: Auspex at March 04, 2022 11:15 AM (Xo3T0)
Posted by: Brett at March 04, 2022 11:18 AM (sgJMJ)
Shoot your TV.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2022 11:04 AM (P3gRi)
Personally, right there with you on that.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 04, 2022 11:19 AM (nRMeC)
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AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)