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Mid-Morning Art Thread

Teniers Monkey.jpg

Monkey Tavern
David Teniers the Younger

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 Monkeys!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 04, 2022 09:30 AM (nRMeC)

2 Monkey

Posted by: Linn Ridge at March 04, 2022 09:30 AM (jMckO)

3 Not my monkey, not my rodeo.

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at March 04, 2022 09:30 AM (bVYXr)

4 In hats no less. Dangerous little critters, and the hats make them more so.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 04, 2022 09:30 AM (nRMeC)

5 Kinda looks like where I hang!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 04, 2022 09:31 AM (yrol0)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

7 COB convention?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 04, 2022 09:31 AM (7bRMQ)

8 There's nothing worse than a drunk fucking monkey

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 04, 2022 09:31 AM (z2xUm)

9 "Don't take the brown acid."

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

10 CNN production meeting.

Posted by: BignJames at March 04, 2022 09:31 AM (AwYPR)

11 Perfect! Lol.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 04, 2022 09:31 AM (NpAcC)

12 This is racist.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

13 Indiana Jones and The Monkey Tavern

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 04, 2022 09:31 AM (yrol0)

14 Now this is art.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022 09:31 AM (LvTSG)

15 Laugh while you can Monkey Boy!

Posted by: 496 at March 04, 2022 09:32 AM (VJsqe)

16 So curious as to whom the artist was implying were monkeys.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 04, 2022 09:32 AM (LKTKP)

17 Wheres the dud in the big yellow hat.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 04, 2022 09:32 AM (yrol0)

18 There's nothing worse than a drunk fucking monkey
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 04, 2022 09:31 AM (z2xUm)



They're totally not in control of where they land the finish.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

19 I think a monkey needs to get spanked. NOW. Oh, hey I should look at what the art is shouldn't I?

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at March 04, 2022 09:32 AM (ESjRY)

20 LOL. Love it.

Posted by: Tuna at March 04, 2022 09:32 AM (gLRfa)

21 BiCurious George

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 04, 2022 09:32 AM (yrol0)

22 I bet their brains are delicious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022 09:32 AM (LvTSG)

23 Wait, is that monkey appropriating Native American culture?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 04, 2022 09:32 AM (LKTKP)

24 Ace-o-Spades Morning Ranter's convention?

Posted by: Scott_T at March 04, 2022 09:33 AM (2waQ7)

25 Did Teniers the older also paint animals drinking?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 04, 2022 09:33 AM (z2xUm)

26 Looks like the audience at the SOTU.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 04, 2022 09:33 AM (ZzcdE)

27 The monk on the left is smoking what looks like a clay pipe. They get hot and break easily, but they are supposed to allow more of the tobacco flavor to come through . . . until they break. Fortunately they are not expensive (yet).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 09:33 AM (txdEq)

28 This is fitting.

https://youtu.be/7IB8nZtUQH4

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

29 22 I bet their brains are delicious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022 09:32 AM (LvTSG)

with a nice chianti

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 04, 2022 09:33 AM (yrol0)

30 There's nothing worse than a drunk fucking monkey

First we get the beers

Then we get the ladies!

Posted by: Some drunk fucking monkey at March 04, 2022 09:33 AM (ESjRY)

31 The cob-loggers have gotten together to discuss the Morning Rant.

Posted by: huerfano at March 04, 2022 09:33 AM (MzKgG)

32

Alternate Ttile:

"A Living Room in Kalorama"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2022 09:33 AM (s2VJv)

33 OK, this is ridiculous
not art
would burn

Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 09:33 AM (geLO8)

34 Dude, I want some of what you're smoking.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 04, 2022 09:33 AM (FVME7)

35 Pfft, get back to me when the monkeys can play cards.

Posted by: Dogs Playing Poker at March 04, 2022 09:33 AM (5pTK/)

36 It's a creative piece.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 04, 2022 09:34 AM (z5Vrg)

37 Is the monkey of the left with the pipe wearing glasses??

Posted by: dantesed at March 04, 2022 09:34 AM (88xKn)

38 Pre Monkey rant

Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 04, 2022 09:34 AM (6ZVAb)

39 29 22 I bet their brains are delicious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022 09:32 AM (LvTSG)

with a nice chianti
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 04, 2022 09:33 AM (yrol0)

=========

My psychiatrist swears by a white wine with brains.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022 09:34 AM (LvTSG)

40 Is this on velvet? Lie to me and say it is on velvet.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at March 04, 2022 09:34 AM (0OmEj)

41 Serving monkeys hot fondue pots is just plain old crazy.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 04, 2022 09:34 AM (yrol0)

42 Laugh while you can Monkey Boy!
Posted by: 496 at March 04, 2022


***
** Screams and leaps **

Posted by: Speaker-to-Animals at March 04, 2022 09:34 AM (txdEq)

43 Meeting before the rant is better

Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 04, 2022 09:34 AM (6ZVAb)

44 Somebody warn Soothsayer to avoid this thread.

Posted by: fluffy at March 04, 2022 09:35 AM (Lrmnl)

45 Never take the brown acid.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 04, 2022 09:35 AM (oWBc3)

46 Who gives monkeys a dagger? Are you insane?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 04, 2022 09:35 AM (LKTKP)

47 "......bad dates."

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

48 Alternate title "The Junta Meeting"

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 04, 2022 09:35 AM (uCRv7)

49 It just occurred to me: Why don't animals have to wear pants?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 04, 2022 09:35 AM (T/s40)

50 Now this is art!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 04, 2022 09:35 AM (UuD2k)

51 Years later, David Teniers the Even-Younger would specialize in the fine art of dogs playing poker.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at March 04, 2022 09:35 AM (sX1BW)

52 Sorry Sponge,should've known

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 04, 2022 09:35 AM (oWBc3)

53 This reminds me of one of the Faces of Death videos I've seen.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

54 Ooh would make a great morning rant pic

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 04, 2022 09:35 AM (lCui1)

55 Is the monkey of the left with the pipe wearing glasses??
Posted by: dantesed at March 04, 2022


***
Not sure He might have a monocle in his right eye, but the left looks uncluttered.

Posted by: Speaker-to-Animals at March 04, 2022 09:35 AM (txdEq)

56 The monkey in the back right is holding up a foul card!

'You should have sous videded that shit!'

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 04, 2022 09:35 AM (LKTKP)

57 Rose McGowan in Monkeybone > Bridget Fonda in Monkeybone > Drunk Fucking Monkeys

Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2022 09:36 AM (ESjRY)

58 Sorry Sponge,should've known
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 04, 2022 09:35 AM (oWBc3)



LOL.

I was close to Amy Schumer socking you......

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

59 Lower-right monkey just pulled a shiv.

Shite's about to get real!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 04, 2022 09:36 AM (dfRN6)

60 I'd watch what I said to the monkey on the right with that knife in his paw.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 09:36 AM (txdEq)

61 Interesting picture, don't much care for it, though.

It certainly appears the artist has a problem with drunkenness, though. Apparently, he thinks people who over imbibe start behaving in a manner reminiscent of monkeys.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 04, 2022 09:36 AM (5pTK/)

62 Hey Hey were the Monkeys

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 04, 2022 09:36 AM (yrol0)

63 It just occurred to me: Why don't animals have to wear pants?


I wear pants.

Donald Duck doesn't.

Go figure.

Posted by: Mickey Mouse at March 04, 2022 09:37 AM (KY22T)

64 David Teniers. Figures. You'd have to have a tin ear to think that's art.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 04, 2022 09:37 AM (7bRMQ)

65 The Monkey in red has a dammed sword.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 04, 2022 09:37 AM (yrol0)

66 Donald Duck doesn't.

Daisy gets what Daisy wants buddy.

Posted by: Donald Duck at March 04, 2022 09:37 AM (ESjRY)

67 Why you have picture of congress on art thread?

Posted by: Flyover at March 04, 2022 09:37 AM (Rbu5d)

68 24 Ace-o-Spades Morning Ranter's convention?
Posted by: Scott_T at March 04, 2022 09:33 AM (2waQ7)

It's a MoMe!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 04, 2022 09:37 AM (evAgx)

69 Lower-right monkey just pulled a shiv.



The dude is on the pipe, so. . .

Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 04, 2022 09:37 AM (KY22T)

70 63 I wear pants.

Donald Duck doesn't.

Go figure.
Posted by: Mickey Mouse at March 04, 2022 09:37 AM (KY22T)

=========

There's a short where Donald and Mickey try to get into a hamburger stand (run by Goofy) with a no shirt, no shoes, no service policy.

Hijinks ensue.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022 09:37 AM (LvTSG)

71 Shock the Monkey

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 09:38 AM (txdEq)

72 Maybe this is a comment by CBD on the capability of the Horde to absorb culture?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 04, 2022 09:38 AM (LKTKP)

73 Lots of warm tones, except where there's not.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 04, 2022 09:38 AM (a3Q+t)

74 Definitely has a Cob vibe.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 04, 2022 09:38 AM (NpAcC)

75 Dude's got almost as many ears as Washington had dicks!

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 04, 2022 09:38 AM (9KXDf)

76 It just occurred to me: Why don't animals have to wear pants?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 04, 2022 09:35 AM (T/s40)
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Oh, bother.

Posted by: Winnie the Pooh at March 04, 2022 09:38 AM (5pTK/)

77 The Monkey in red has a dammed sword.

------------

More willing to fight than Bill Kristol.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at March 04, 2022 09:38 AM (sX1BW)

78 What in the world...?! This is great. He must have done the original Dogs Playing Poker, too.

Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2022 09:39 AM (fSmfa)

79 Which one is CBD?

Posted by: redridinghood at March 04, 2022 09:39 AM (NpAcC)

80 29 22 I bet their brains are delicious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022 09:32 AM (LvTSG)

with a nice chianti
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 04, 2022 09:33 AM (yrol0)

...and fava beans.

Posted by: Flyover at March 04, 2022 09:39 AM (Rbu5d)

81 OK, this made me smile. I like Teniers' paintings at any time and his monkey series is a hoot. For all the silliness (whimsey?) the colors are vibrant against the duller room hues and the posture of the critters is close enough to people that it adds to the humor.

I don't know if this is meant to be a social comment about men smoking in taverns or if it is just silly Either way, it is fun.

BTW, check out Teniers' other paintings on his wiki page. There are some fascinating images there.

Posted by: JTB at March 04, 2022 09:39 AM (7EjX1)

82 Maybe this is a comment by CBD on the capability of the Horde to absorb culture?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 04, 2022 09:38 AM


CBD is not that cynical.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 04, 2022 09:39 AM (a3Q+t)

83 I bring on some pipe hittin monkeys with pliers and blow torches to go medieval on your ass.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 04, 2022 09:39 AM (yrol0)

84 There's a short where Donald and Mickey try to get into a hamburger stand (run by Goofy) with a no shirt, no shoes, no service policy.


So, Goofy, who is a dog, wears clothes.

But Pluto, who is a dog, doesn't.

I mean, c'mon.

Posted by: Mickey Mouse at March 04, 2022 09:39 AM (KY22T)

85 It's amazing what you can find when you stroll through a bar of drunk monkeys dragging a banana.

Posted by: James Carville at March 04, 2022 09:39 AM (VJsqe)

86 Monkey see, monkey do.

Posted by: dantesed at March 04, 2022 09:40 AM (88xKn)

87

This painting is fun, lol. I would love to have a print.

Thanks CBD!

Posted by: four seasons at March 04, 2022 09:40 AM (PisyI)

88 More willing to fight than Bill Kristol.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at March 04, 2022 09:38 AM (sX1BW)
---------------

I dunno, ever got between Bill and a buffet? I suspect you might have a fight on your hands then.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 04, 2022 09:40 AM (5pTK/)

89 Every one of these gentlefolk have earned a fresh crackpipe.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 04, 2022 09:40 AM (PEbbU)

90 Norm!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 04, 2022 09:40 AM (UHVv4)

91 72 Maybe this is a comment by CBD on the capability of the Horde to absorb culture?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 04, 2022 09:38 AM (LKTKP)

I'd say we're doing a damn good job then. They're even getting the pipes to work.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 04, 2022 09:41 AM (z5Vrg)

92 Maybe this is a comment by CBD on the capability of the Horde to absorb culture?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 04, 2022 09:38 AM

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Absorb it? I thought we were supposed to point at it and laugh.

Posted by: 496 at March 04, 2022 09:41 AM (VJsqe)

93 You want to have a nice fondue. Everything is ready and then the monkeys show up, drinking, pulling knives, squatting on the table. Nobody's going to eat that fondue now.

Posted by: huerfano at March 04, 2022 09:41 AM (MzKgG)

94 Take Your Stinkin' Paws Off Me You Damn Dirty Ape

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 04, 2022 09:41 AM (yrol0)

95 Visual representation of the CJN Podcast.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)

96 Nobody, and I mean nobody, could paint on velvet like Dave Jr.

Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2022 09:41 AM (us2H3)

97 There is a lot of native american cultural appropriation by these monkeys.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at March 04, 2022 09:41 AM (sX1BW)

98 "Are those your minkeys?"

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 04, 2022 09:42 AM (qVRSW)

99 Why are they wearing hats with feathers in them?

Physical approbation!!! Reeeeeeee!!!

But really, an accurate representation of Joe's cabinet.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022 09:42 AM (Msys3)

100 Is that a bowl of beer nuts?

Posted by: redridinghood at March 04, 2022 09:42 AM (NpAcC)

101 Monkeys with knives...what could possibly go wrong?!

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 04, 2022 09:42 AM (gryET)

102 Pierre Boulle is a plagiarist! I invented developed the Planet of the Apes concept in the 17th Century! I demand Boulle he pay me, bigly!

Posted by: Zombie David Teniers the Younger at March 04, 2022 09:42 AM (AMIL/)

103 Would you like to touch my monkeys?

Posted by: Dieter at March 04, 2022 09:42 AM (llON8)

104 Nobody's going to eat that fondue now.
Posted by: huerfano at March 04, 2022 09:41 AM (MzKgG)

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More of a fon-don't, if you will.

Posted by: 496 at March 04, 2022 09:42 AM (VJsqe)

105 95 Visual representation of the CJN Podcast.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)

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Heh. They should adopt that ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 04, 2022 09:42 AM (qVRSW)

106 Cheers meets Planet of the Apes!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 09:43 AM (txdEq)

107 Visual representation of the CJN Podcast.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)

That's not fair! We drink only when we do them in the afternoon!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 04, 2022 09:43 AM (XIJ/X)

108 Shocked... monkeys.

Posted by: Peter Gabriel at March 04, 2022 09:43 AM (BFigT)

109 Speaker-to-Animals

ISWYDT. Speaker-to-Animals was a pseudo-cat.

These.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 04, 2022 09:43 AM (u82oZ)

110 Cool. I love drunk opium smoking monkey knife fights.

Everything is fun and happy until it's not.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 04, 2022 09:43 AM (wAnMi)

111 >100 Is that a bowl of beer nuts?
Posted by: redridinghood at March 04, 2022 09:42 AM (NpAcC)

I grew up in a bar - Beer Nuts are a fine after school snack.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 04, 2022 09:43 AM (gryET)

112 "Four monkeys walk into a tavern ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 04, 2022 09:44 AM (qVRSW)

113 106 Cheers meets Planet of the Apes!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 09:43 AM (txdEq)

Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got.
Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot.

Wouldn't you like to get away?

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 04, 2022 09:44 AM (yrol0)

114 China Won't Recognize Biden's Sanctions on Russia

-
Confucius say is because Biden soft and weak like Ramen noodle.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 04, 2022 09:44 AM (FVME7)

115 From Wiki: David Teniers the Younger or David Teniers II ( 1610 - 1690) was a Flemish painter, printmaker, draughtsman, miniaturist painter, staffage painter, copyist and art curator. He was an extremely versatile artist known for his prolific output.

He was an innovator in a wide range of genres such as history, genre, landscape, portrait and still life. He is now best remembered as the leading Flemish genre painter of his day. Teniers is particularly known for developing the peasant genre, the tavern scene, pictures of collections and scenes with alchemists and physicians.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 04, 2022 09:44 AM (u82oZ)

116 I like to see what Kris thinks about this painting.

Posted by: dantesed at March 04, 2022 09:44 AM (88xKn)

117 I see I woke up to the news that Lindsey Graham is once again horny for young boys to go die for him in a war with Russia while he sits in his mansion.

He's never horny for young girls though.

Posted by: Shenanigans at March 04, 2022 09:44 AM (9qU/w)

118 Beer Nuts.

Is that anything like whiskey dick?

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)

119 There's a short where Donald and Mickey try to get into a hamburger stand (run by Goofy) with a no shirt, no shoes, no service policy.
So, Goofy, who is a dog, wears clothes.
But Pluto, who is a dog, doesn't.
I mean, c'mon.
Posted by: Mickey Mouse

On the kid's show Cow and Chicken, cow is male - with an udder.

Square that circle.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022 09:45 AM (Msys3)

120 106 Cheers meets Planet of the Apes!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 09:43 AM (txdEq)

--------

"NORMZZZZ!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 04, 2022 09:45 AM (qVRSW)

121 That's not fair! We drink only when we do them in the afternoon!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 04, 2022 09:43 AM (XIJ/X)
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That's a "yes" then?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 04, 2022 09:45 AM (5pTK/)

122 One with a knife just got called a damn dirty ape.

Posted by: Dogbert at March 04, 2022 09:45 AM (Z9HSN)

123 Fox reporting the Reds have the power plant. Using the Ukraine is the size of Texas analogy, imagine an invader being able to turn off the lights from Dallas to the OK border?

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 04, 2022 09:45 AM (oWBc3)

124 The monkey looking over his shoulder at center right also has a clay pipe.

What is it in the bowl on the table? It doesn't look like food.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 09:46 AM (txdEq)

125 One with a knife just got called a damn dirty ape.
Posted by: Dogbert at March 04, 2022 09:45 AM (Z9HSN)



"Your mother was an orangutan!"

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)

126 Put a million monkeys in front of a million wardrobes and eventually they will don all of the collected clothes of Shakespeare!

Posted by: Nosmo King at March 04, 2022 09:46 AM (m45I2)

127 The monkey in blue grey appears to be holding a bottle of codeine cough syrup.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 04, 2022 09:46 AM (yrol0)

128 not enough hats spells trouble in Monkeeland

Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2022 09:47 AM (us2H3)

129 Laugh while you can Monkey Boy!

Posted by: 496 at March 04, 2022 09:32 AM (VJsqe)


{ over loudspeaker } There are monkey boys in the facility.

Congratulations 496, you just made me start watching this movie for the ... I've lost count how many times I've watched this. Who cares. I know why that watermelon is there.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 04, 2022 09:47 AM (nRMeC)

130 At least they aren't playing poker, that's a dog's game!

The monkeys are just smoking and drinking, hey, maybe we are related to them?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 04, 2022 09:47 AM (uwycx)

131 Sometimes you wanna go-
where everybody flings their poop

Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 09:47 AM (geLO8)

132 Monkey telling a penguin joke in a bar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URmrTetwOkc

Posted by: 496 at March 04, 2022 09:47 AM (VJsqe)

133 What is it in the bowl on the table? It doesn't look like food.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 09:46 AM (txdEq)

Hash?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 04, 2022 09:47 AM (7bRMQ)

134 The monkey in blue grey appears to be holding a bottle of codeine cough syrup.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 04, 2022


***
The good stuff!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 09:47 AM (txdEq)

135 China Won't Recognize Biden's Sanctions on Russia

China thinks they all look alike.

Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2022 09:47 AM (OMKK+)

136 117 I see I woke up to the news that Lindsey Graham is once again horny for young boys to go die for him in a war with Russia while he sits in his mansion.

He's never horny for young girls though.

Posted by: Shenanigans at March 04, 2022 09:44 AM (9qU/w)

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More like he and Hannity are horny for An Apocalypse Now.

"If you billed it, it will come."

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 04, 2022 09:48 AM (qVRSW)

137 I'm intrigued by the monkey smoking. I know that look.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 04, 2022 09:48 AM (BFigT)

138 Wheres the dud in the big yellow hat.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 04, 2022 09:32 AM


Under the table with a shiv between his ribs.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2022 09:49 AM (RkC6l)

139 Our State Department at Work.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at March 04, 2022 09:49 AM (AiZBA)

140 you gonna spank who, fucker ???

Posted by: Little Monkee at March 04, 2022 09:49 AM (us2H3)

141 I saw Drunk Fucking Monkeys open for the Animals in 67 at the Filmore.

Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at March 04, 2022 09:49 AM (+U5Yr)

142 I'm intrigued by the monkey smoking. I know that look.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 04, 2022 09:48 AM (BFigT)



That was my SKULL! I'M SO WASTED!!!

- - Spicoli Monkey

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)

143 Huh, didn't expect to find a portrait of Biden's Cabinet meeting...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2022 09:50 AM (YIVH2)

144 Is that an ashtray, or are these monkeys making fondue?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2022 09:50 AM (RkC6l)

145 Which one of these monkeys took the last train to Clarksville?

Posted by: dantesed at March 04, 2022 09:50 AM (88xKn)

146 Mitch, Ted and Kevin

all listening to Graham describe what he would do Vlad

Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2022 09:51 AM (us2H3)

147 This looks like something you'd find in an Unglued set of Magic: The Gathering cards...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2022 09:51 AM (YIVH2)

148 That lid doesn't appear to fit the pot on the table.

Is the monkey in the middle (swidt?) trying to get rid of the monkey on his back?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022 09:51 AM (Msys3)

149 Which one of these monkeys took the last train to Clarksville?

Posted by: dantesed at March 04, 2022 09:50 AM


The one who was a believer.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2022 09:51 AM (RkC6l)

150 Years later, David Teniers the Even-Younger would specialize in the fine art of dogs playing poker. Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at March 04, 2022 09:35 AM (sX1BW)

At least they aren't playing poker, that's a dog's game! The monkeys are just smoking and drinking, hey, maybe we are related to them? Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 04, 2022 09:47 AM (uwycx)

I have to admit, the first thing I looked for was the cards.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 04, 2022 09:52 AM (BMmaB)

151 At least they're not on the front porch. That would be bad.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 09:52 AM (Zz0t1)

152 Kris is gonna go ape for this one!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 04, 2022 09:52 AM (UHVv4)

153 Not my circus, not my monkeys.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 04, 2022 09:52 AM (44ww/)

154 This is an realistic representation of AtC's view of The Horde

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 04, 2022 09:52 AM (a3Q+t)

155 Huh, didn't expect to find a portrait of Biden's Cabinet meeting...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

See me @ 99.

You gotta be fast around here Perfessor!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022 09:52 AM (Msys3)

156 132 Monkey telling a penguin joke in a bar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URmrTetwOkc

Posted by: 496 at March 04, 2022 09:47 AM (VJsqe) /w)

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Funny. I have some vague memory of some TV show when I was young with a bunch of talking monkeys like that ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 04, 2022 09:52 AM (qVRSW)

157 this painting is puzzling

Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2022 09:52 AM (us2H3)

158 Posted by: Shenanigans at March 04, 2022 09:44 AM (9qU/w)

Did Miss Lindsay influence the wording of the ROEs in Afghanistan?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 04, 2022 09:53 AM (uwycx)

159 There's a big gorilla in the corner keeping an eye on 'em.

Posted by: creeper at March 04, 2022 09:53 AM (cTCuP)

160 95 Visual representation of the CJN Podcast.
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Thread winner!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2022 09:53 AM (YIVH2)

161 Funny. I have some vague memory of some TV show when I was young with a bunch of talking monkeys like that ...
Posted by: ShainS

Lancelot Link?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022 09:53 AM (Msys3)

162 Would these monkeys be having more fun if they were in The Barrel?

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)

163 152 Kris is gonna go ape for this one!
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 04, 2022 09:52 AM (UHVv

I read that as "gape"

Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2022 09:53 AM (us2H3)

164 Reminds me of someone...fun and flirty!

Would Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 04, 2022 09:54 AM (uVDu4)

165 Ohio's Repuke Governor DeWine has ordered state agencies to divest any Russian investments. I didn't vote for this fucking nonsense nor did that bugeyed prick campaign on it. Plus fuck Josh Mandel too.

Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at March 04, 2022 09:54 AM (y7DUB)

166 What drug inspired this painting?

Posted by: Roy at March 04, 2022 09:54 AM (Tu14r)

167 Are these Old World or New World monkeys? There's a difference, but I can't remember what it is. If the painter was Flemish, I guess they're Old World.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 09:54 AM (txdEq)

168 154 This is an realistic representation of AtC's view of The Horde
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 04, 2022 09:52 AM (a3Q+t)


Deposition by AtC taken under oath!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 04, 2022 09:54 AM (uwycx)

169 See me @ 99.

You gotta be fast around here Perfessor!
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022 09:52 AM (Msys3)
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Ah, the horde mind! A beautiful thing to behold! There aren't enough monkeys for a joint session of Congress, so I went with "Cabinet meeting."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2022 09:54 AM (YIVH2)

170 Feelty Minkeys!

Posted by: Justin Castreau at March 04, 2022 09:54 AM (ZW1rs)

171 I haven't looked at the closeup yet, but I assume that's a brazier with coals to light your pipe with.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 04, 2022 09:54 AM (UHVv4)

172 Gorilla Pundit editors meeting

Posted by: steevy at March 04, 2022 09:54 AM (CYnTg)

173 Ohio's Repuke Governor DeWine has ordered state agencies to divest any Russian investments. I didn't vote for this fucking nonsense nor did that bugeyed prick campaign on it. Plus fuck Josh Mandel too.
Posted by: Captain Hate

What a putz. He'll probably veto Constitutional Carry too.

*spit*

Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022 09:54 AM (Msys3)

174 CNN Hires Colbert Producer as Its New President

-
You mean CNN is going to be even less funny?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 04, 2022 09:55 AM (FVME7)

175 I guess the narrative has been set that Ukraine wasn't a corrupt shithole of a cesspool that laundered billions for corrupt politicians.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)

176 painting looks like an ONT MoMe...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at March 04, 2022 09:55 AM (8D42x)

177 Alternate Title: 'Monkey Bar'

Posted by: FrodoB-
cause someone has to be at March 04, 2022 09:55 AM (EvRlU)

178 Funny. I have some vague memory of some TV show when I was young with a bunch of talking monkeys like that ...
Posted by: ShainS
*
Lancelot Link?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022


***
Me and the Chimp w/ Ted Bessell? But I don't think the chimp talked. Might have made the show more entertaining.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 09:55 AM (txdEq)

179 Fuck these guys. Damn dirty apes

Posted by: Bright Eyes Taylor at March 04, 2022 09:55 AM (2cfUo)

180 175 I guess the narrative has been set that Ukraine wasn't a corrupt shithole of a cesspool that laundered billions for corrupt politicians.
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)

======

It was a bastion of freedom, and if you don't believe it you love Putin.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022 09:55 AM (LvTSG)

181 Simians and Primates.

The S&P.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 04, 2022 09:55 AM (6KjC1)

182 Which one is CBD?
Posted by: redridinghood

Every night, before he sleeps
he counts the comments
instead of sheeps.

Posted by: JT at March 04, 2022 09:55 AM (arJlL)

183 Monkey Tavern? Are you making fun of us?

Posted by: Archer at March 04, 2022 09:56 AM (gmo/4)

184 160 95 Visual representation of the CJN Podcast.
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Thread winner!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2022 09:53 AM (YIVH2)


Types
*Thinks*
**Deletes!**

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 04, 2022 09:56 AM (uwycx)

185 This is ART!

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 04, 2022 09:56 AM (fWTJL)

186 Ohio's Repuke Governor DeWine has ordered state agencies to divest any Russian investments.

The more ridiculous this stuff gets, the more it feels like this is what the WEF has planned for conservatives and Trudeau was just the beta test.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 04, 2022 09:56 AM (ZGrMX)

187 It's a mad house! A mad house!

Posted by: Taylor at March 04, 2022 09:57 AM (gmo/4)

188 Le Chimpfre:

Let us see if you can beat my full house, Mister Bond. *turns cards with feet*

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 04, 2022 09:57 AM (44ww/)

189 I haven't looked at the closeup yet, but I assume that's a brazier with coals to light your pipe with.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 04, 2022


***
Even enlarged, the dish looks like it has coins in it. But there's a metal tool sticking up. I guess you'd use that to pick up a coal and light the leaf.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 09:57 AM (txdEq)

190 painting looks like an ONT MoMe...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at March 04, 2022 09:55 AM (8D42x)
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I confess that I did start having TXMOME flashbacks when I saw this painting...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2022 09:57 AM (YIVH2)

191 My dick is bigger than anybody at that table

Posted by: Groot Lightfoot at March 04, 2022 09:57 AM (2cfUo)

192
Let us see if you can beat my full house, Mister Bond. *turns cards with feet*
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 04, 2022 09:57 AM (44ww/)



This reminds me. There's an 80 year old music director at OU that can play a trombone with his feet while playing the spoons.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)

193 Everybody fling some poo!

Posted by: Archer at March 04, 2022 09:58 AM (gmo/4)

194 Bitch, please.

Posted by: Dogs Playing Poker at March 04, 2022 09:58 AM (6KjC1)

195 Commenting on Lindsay Graham from the last thread:

He's very eager to kill (or have someone else do it) anyone that makes him upset. What if everyone did that, Miss Lindsay? Would there be enough bodyguards?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 04, 2022 09:58 AM (T/s40)

196 I guess the narrative has been set that Ukraine wasn't a corrupt shithole of a cesspool that laundered billions for corrupt politicians.
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)


Comrade, EastUkraine has always been an honest freedom loving country and true friend to the West!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 04, 2022 09:58 AM (uwycx)

197 ----
I confess that I did start having TXMOME flashbacks when I saw this painting...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2022 09:57 AM (YIVH2)



I resemble that remark.......

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)

198 138 Wheres the dud in the big yellow hat.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 04, 2022 09:32 AM

Under the table with a shiv between his ribs.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2022 09:49 AM (RkC6l)


He ran afoul of bluebell?

Posted by: creeper at March 04, 2022 09:58 AM (cTCuP)

199 After yesterday's fartclam fest at the HQ the painting may be a good representation of the Horde.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 04, 2022 09:58 AM (2NHgQ)

200 This reminds me. There's an 80 year old music director at OU that can play a trombone with his feet while playing the spoons.
Posted by: Sponge

See? And we've been saying college is a waste of time and money.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022 09:59 AM (Msys3)

201 200 This reminds me. There's an 80 year old music director at OU that can play a trombone with his feet while playing the spoons.
Posted by: Sponge

See? And we've been saying college is a waste of time and money.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022 09:59 AM (Msys3)

=========

Except he learned that in Tijuana.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022 09:59 AM (LvTSG)

202 Governor Reynolds gives the SOTU response, then I see her in the news because of passing the Iowa law enforcing biological requirements for men and women's sports.

Now, I'm seeing a news article on her signing new 3.9% flat tax rate/cuts in Iowa, and how/when they go I to effect. Coincidence? Some algorithm thinking I want updates on her? Or is GOP Inc starting to push her as an option for future, higher office? Replacing Grassley, or running for VP/POTUS?

Posted by: Grimmy at March 04, 2022 09:59 AM (JCZqz)

203 My dick is bigger than anybody at that table
Posted by: Groot Lightfoot


People complain about the Joe Mannix Rant Ape. Imagine seeing her once a week.

Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2022 09:59 AM (sTOQ8)

204 What, no typewriters?

Posted by: klaftern@yahoo.com at March 04, 2022 09:59 AM (taPSh)

205 I'd make the one in the blue shirt my prime-mate, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Sick dude who'll screw anything that moves at March 04, 2022 09:59 AM (VJsqe)

206 Kris is gonna go ape for this one!
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 04, 2022 09:52 AM (UHVv

I read that as "gape"
Posted by: REDACTED

Ahem.

Kris is a Lady !

Posted by: JT at March 04, 2022 10:00 AM (arJlL)

207 This reminds me. There's an 80 year old music director at OU that can play a trombone with his feet while playing the spoons.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)

Oh yeah? I once saw a girl in Subic do things with a ping pong ball. She's probably about 80 by now.


Posted by: Archer at March 04, 2022 10:00 AM (gmo/4)

208 There's nothing worse than a drunk fucking monkey
--
How about a drunk monkey ... oh, never mind

Posted by: FrodoB-
cause someone has to be at March 04, 2022 10:00 AM (EvRlU)

209 Monkeyclam

Posted by: Groot Lightfoot at March 04, 2022 10:00 AM (2cfUo)

210 >>> 123 Fox reporting the Reds have the power plant. Using the Ukraine is the size of Texas analogy, imagine an invader being able to turn off the lights from Dallas to the OK border?
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 04, 2022 09:45 AM (oWBc3)

You mean like the fcknuggets in ERCOT (or whatever the acronym is) did just a year ago?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 04, 2022 10:01 AM (llON8)

211 WH chief of staff meeting with his minions.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at March 04, 2022 10:01 AM (nHzHV)

212 Comrade, EastUkraine has always been an honest freedom loving country and true friend to the West!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 04, 2022


***
Back in the '60s on TV shows like Mission: Impossible and It Takes a Thief, the corrupt leaders of totalitarian countries would always say this. Everybody in the story, and everybody watching at home, knew it was a lie.

Now CNN wants us to believe it's literally true.

I'd rather have Dan Briggs and Alexander Mundy any time.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 10:01 AM (txdEq)

213 Oh yeah? I once saw a girl in Subic do things with a ping pong ball. She's probably about 80 by now.

Posted by: Archer

The real talent was in her ability to 'present' you with the egg or ping pong ball in the order you demanded.

'Hey Sailor!'

Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022 10:01 AM (Msys3)

214 Would you like to touch my monkeys?
Posted by: Dieter


******

Sometimes I think I'm the only one here who thinks that whole Sprockets bit on SNL was one of the least funny recurring bits ever. At the water cooler back in the day it always felt like people were afraid to admit that they didn't 'get' it, so to fit in they pretended to think it was great. Tell me I'm not alone...

Posted by: Muldoon at March 04, 2022 10:01 AM (m45I2)

215 Inspired by Zelenski

Jon Srewart is thinking about running for office

like we don't have enough clowns in DC

Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2022 10:02 AM (us2H3)

216 And I thought the Mos Eisley cantina looked sketchy...

Posted by: Monkey Tavern First Time Patron at March 04, 2022 10:02 AM (JCZqz)

217 Meanwhile, a meeting at DNC hq.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at March 04, 2022 10:02 AM (nHzHV)

218 This reminds me. There's an 80 year old music director at OU that can play a trombone with his feet while playing the spoons.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)

Oh yeah? I once saw a girl in Subic do things with a ping pong ball. She's probably about 80 by now.


Posted by: Archer

And using a bowling ball....

Posted by: JT at March 04, 2022 10:02 AM (arJlL)

219 >>> 175 I guess the narrative has been set that Ukraine wasn't a corrupt shithole of a cesspool that laundered billions for corrupt politicians.
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)

YES!

Also, pee-pee hookers!!!

Posted by: This... is XiNN at March 04, 2022 10:02 AM (llON8)

220 Part of the team of monkeys that wrote As You Like It...

#givea1000monkeysapenandpaper

Posted by: Paul M'uad Dib at March 04, 2022 10:02 AM (BgMrQ)

221 This reminds me. There's an 80 year old music director at OU that can play a trombone with his feet while playing the spoons.
Posted by: Sponge

Yet some continue to contend that there's no such thing as progress.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 04, 2022 10:02 AM (FVME7)

222 There's an 80 year old music director at OU that can play a trombone with his feet while playing the spoons.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022


***
I wonder if Charlize Theron could play the trombone with her feet? I'd pay (well, a little) to see that!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 10:02 AM (txdEq)

223 Or is GOP Inc starting to push her as an option for future, higher office? Replacing Grassley, or running for VP/POTUS?
Posted by: Grimmy at March 04, 2022 09:59 AM (JCZqz)

Probably this

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 04, 2022 10:02 AM (lCui1)

224 Wasn't this part of the bar scene in "Star Wars"?

Posted by: creeper at March 04, 2022 10:03 AM (cTCuP)

225 I wonder if Charlize Theron could play the trombone with her feet? I'd pay (well, a little) to see that!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Clam up you!!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022 10:03 AM (Msys3)

226 I read that as "gape"
Posted by: REDACTED

Ahem.

Kris is a Lady !
Posted by: JT at March 04, 2022 10:00 AM (arJlL)

you may find gender assuming to be acceptable but I find it abhorent

monkee fucker

Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2022 10:04 AM (us2H3)

227 Tell me I'm not alone...
Posted by: Muldoon

You're not alone.

Posted by: JT at March 04, 2022 10:04 AM (arJlL)

228 Now, I'm seeing a news article on her signing new 3.9% flat tax rate/cuts in Iowa, and how/when they go I to effect. Coincidence? Some algorithm thinking I want updates on her? Or is GOP Inc starting to push her as an option for future, higher office? Replacing Grassley, or running for VP/POTUS?
Posted by: Grimmy at March 04, 2022 09:59 AM (JCZqz)
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The federal government is completely corrupt, which means states need to elect governors who are willing to lead and reclaim rights that properly belong to the states. Hopefully, the election of DeSantis and Youngkin is pointing the way forward.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 04, 2022 10:04 AM (5pTK/)

229 Kris is a Lady !
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Wo-wo-wo!

Posted by: tom jones at March 04, 2022 10:04 AM (UHVv4)

230 It just occurred to me: Why don't animals have to wear pants?
Posted by: Dr. Claw
====
The Disney exclusion ruling.

Posted by: From about that time at March 04, 2022 10:04 AM (4780s)

231 Wasn't this part of the bar scene in "Star Wars"?
Posted by: creeper at March 04, 2022


***
Quick, find out if George Lucas was a David Teniers fan!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 10:04 AM (txdEq)

232 The strategic planning group at the State Dept

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at March 04, 2022 10:05 AM (nHzHV)

233 Shock the Monkey.


- Peter Gabriel

Posted by: Archer at March 04, 2022 10:05 AM (gmo/4)

234 >>> 186 Ohio's Repuke Governor DeWine has ordered state agencies to divest any Russian investments.

The more ridiculous this stuff gets, the more it feels like this is what the WEF has planned for conservatives and Trudeau was just the beta test.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 04, 2022 09:56 AM (ZGrMX)

*ding ding ding*

Winner! ...in some sense of the word...

And did everyone see that the Castreau regime has now kidnapped a bunch of rando Russians who dared to fly a jet into Canadia (even if they turn out to be "oligarch adjacent" I don't think this is the brightest idea)?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 04, 2022 10:05 AM (llON8)

235 *grinning* Hi, Wolfie. How's that cat who has you wrapped around his paw?

Posted by: creeper at March 04, 2022 10:06 AM (cTCuP)

236 Greetings:

Hate those squirrelly little monkeys with a substantial bit of passion. Their little humanoid hands, when they touch you with those perfect little fingers so creepy, creepy, creepy.

Posted by: 11B40 at March 04, 2022 10:06 AM (uuklp)

237 Toss a football into that scene.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 04, 2022 10:06 AM (ViKHK)

238
Sometimes I think I'm the only one here who thinks that whole Sprockets bit on SNL was one of the least funny recurring bits ever. At the water cooler back in the day it always felt like people were afraid to admit that they didn't 'get' it, so to fit in they pretended to think it was great. Tell me I'm not alone...
Posted by: Muldoon at March 04, 2022 10:01 AM (m45I2)

***pulls out another chair***

Come, sit with me...

Posted by: Paul M'uad Dib at March 04, 2022 10:06 AM (BgMrQ)

239 Not enough cardplaying but I still might hang a reproduction done on velvet.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 04, 2022 10:06 AM (4thlk)

240 123 Fox reporting the Reds have the power plant. Using the Ukraine is the size of Texas analogy, imagine an invader being able to turn off the lights from Dallas to the OK border?
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 04, 2022 09:45 AM (oWBc3

That plant doesnt just supply Ukraine, right? If true, Putin now controls not only the EUs oil supply but a big chunk of electricity as well.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 04, 2022 10:06 AM (lCui1)

241 Is this what monkeys do after a long day grinding the organ?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2022 10:06 AM (VxC1e)

242 Has anyone else noticed a strange lacuna in the COVID-19 media Force? As though a single voice with a million appearances on national television has suddenly gone silent?

.. hint: Fauci

Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2022 10:06 AM (RHGPo)

243 Perhaps the Commander in Chief can dispatch some female infantry to seize Lukoil gas stations...

Posted by: steevy at March 04, 2022 10:07 AM (CYnTg)

244 /off dune sock

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 04, 2022 10:07 AM (BgMrQ)

245 And did everyone see that the Castreau regime has now kidnapped a bunch of rando Russians who dared to fly a jet into Canadia (even if they turn out to be "oligarch adjacent" I don't think this is the brightest idea)?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 04, 2022 10:05 AM (llON


Let this be a lesson to anyone who might be likewise tempted to exist in Canada: we will hunt you down, we will find you, and you will be punished.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 04, 2022 10:07 AM (P4LRL)

246 I like this artist's portrayal of Congress. Accurate and lifelike.

Posted by: Archer at March 04, 2022 10:07 AM (gmo/4)

247 242 They shelved that elf, he now rants against the filthy unvaxxed on small media like podcasts or something

Posted by: steevy at March 04, 2022 10:08 AM (CYnTg)

248 Has anyone else noticed a strange void in the COVID-19 media Force? As though a single voice with a million appearances on national television has suddenly gone silent?

.. hint: Fauci

Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2022 10:08 AM (RHGPo)

249 214
I saw Dieter as creepy and a little disturbing. I guess the joke was making fun of weird German celebrities.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 04, 2022 10:08 AM (T/s40)

250 Finally, a room that Obama can be the smartest guy in.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2022 10:08 AM (VxC1e)

251 Oh yeah? I once saw a girl in Subic do things with a ping pong ball. She's probably about 80 by now.

Posted by: Archer

The real talent was in her ability to 'present' you with the egg or ping pong ball in the order you demanded.

'Hey Sailor!'
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022 10:01 AM (Msys3)

there was one in Okinawa that could take a little mini saki bottle, uncork it, pour the shot in a glass, and then set the bottle then the cork down individually...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at March 04, 2022 10:08 AM (8D42x)

252 Would visit Monkey Tavern

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at March 04, 2022 10:08 AM (eeRB6)

253 No, I'm wrong. It supplies around half of Ukraine's power.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 04, 2022 10:09 AM (lCui1)

254 Finally, a room that Obama can be the smartest guy in.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2022 10:08 AM (VxC1e)


Bet they STILL wouldn't let him be clear.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 04, 2022 10:09 AM (P4LRL)

255 That plant doesnt just supply Ukraine, right? If true, Putin now controls not only the EUs oil supply but a big chunk of electricity as well.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 04, 2022 10:06 AM (lCui1)
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Anyone else notice that Putin is crazy enough to send his army to capture a nuclear power plant? Russian soldiers aren't necessarily known for their restraint, yet, they were tasked with attacking and securing a nuclear power plant. Unreal.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 04, 2022 10:09 AM (5pTK/)

256 Tell me I'm not alone...
Posted by: Muldoon at March 04, 2022 10:01 AM (m45I2)

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99% of their skits (recurring or not) are unfunny and have been for decades. A joke is really only funny one time. But SNL just keeps hammering away at unfunny bits over and over. It's unwatchable.

Posted by: Sick dude who'll screw anything that moves at March 04, 2022 10:09 AM (VJsqe)

257 >>Has anyone else noticed a strange void in the COVID-19 media Force? As though a single voice with a million appearances on national television has suddenly gone silent?



his 15 minutes are up

Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 10:09 AM (geLO8)

258 Money back guarantee!

"When I started giving the first 10% to God it changed everything," Morris said. "And here's what I'd like to do. I'd like to just challenge you. I've done this with our church. I've told our church on multiple occasions, I've said to them, if you'll try it for one year, if you are not fully satisfied, at the end of that year, I'll give you your money back. With 22 years in the church, no one's ever asked for their money back."

https://bit.ly/3tw672Y
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I guess it's a cast your bread upon the waters thing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 04, 2022 10:09 AM (FVME7)

259 Here's the thing. Without the "nuclear" threat there is no reason for Americans day to day to continue to give a fuck about Uke and Russia. They are using it to keep their sheep in fear and invested. It is intentional. Maybe even planned.

Remember "you will be made to care" and "Barack is not going to let you go back to living your life uninvolved, uninformed".

This will be used specifically against Republicans, as the Democrats have clearly failed on every apparent level. Saying that Republicans are working with Putin to blow up the world and children will be powerful messaging 24/7 on the cables with absolutely nothing else to hand and nothing else needed. It will be powerful Investigation fodder. And remember they already have Trump and Putin aligned in people's minds after five years of nonstop repetition.

Posted by: ... at March 04, 2022 10:09 AM (z7gE1)

260 257 >>Has anyone else noticed a strange void in the COVID-19 media Force? As though a single voice with a million appearances on national television has suddenly gone silent?



his 15 minutes are up
Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 10:09 AM (geLO

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There was a memo. That's all it took.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022 10:10 AM (LvTSG)

261
there was one in Okinawa that could take a little mini saki bottle, uncork it, pour the shot in a glass, and then set the bottle then the cork down individually...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at March 04, 2022 10:08 AM (8D42x)



There's this thing in Denmark called a "dirty beer." It's a 'special request' (they have a phrase for it, but I don't remember it) you pay for where some old skank stands up on the bar, mounts the beer tap handle and pours you a beer.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 10:10 AM (Zz0t1)

262 236 Greetings:

Hate those squirrelly little monkeys with a substantial bit of passion. Their little humanoid hands, when they touch you with those perfect little fingers so creepy, creepy, creepy.
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They are less creepy than Dwarf sausage fingers.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 04, 2022 10:10 AM (fWTJL)

263 248 Has anyone else noticed a strange void in the COVID-19 media Force? As though a single voice with a million appearances on national television has suddenly gone silent?


I clicked the link over at Insty to Anthony Mengele now reduced to appearing on miniscule-rated podcasts, still spewing his made-up pseudo-science. The YT comments are all anti-Fraudci.

If I was dictator-for-a-day, that blood-soaked monster would be the first one against the wall.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 04, 2022 10:11 AM (HsAzN)

264 263 If I was dictator-for-a-day, that blood-soaked monster would be the first one against the wall.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 04, 2022 10:11 AM (HsAzN)

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"Two girls at the same time..."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022 10:12 AM (LvTSG)

265 Finally, a room that Obama can be the smartest guy in.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2022 10:08 AM (VxC1e)

idk, i think it's going to be a close decision...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at March 04, 2022 10:12 AM (8D42x)

266 Fauci's next gig will be guessing your blood pressure on the county fair midway

Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 10:12 AM (geLO8)

267 Off, off damn sock!

Posted by: 496 at March 04, 2022 10:12 AM (VJsqe)

268 Looks like the teachers' lounge at my old school.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 04, 2022 10:12 AM (PEbbU)

269 Regular unleaded is now at 4.09 in my little berg in NJ.

Timetable has moved up, ironically, #two-weeks.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 04, 2022 10:13 AM (EFr3C)

270 Tell me I'm not alone...
Posted by: Muldoon

You're not alone.

Posted by: JT at March 04, 2022 10:04 AM


We're all in this together.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2022 10:13 AM (RkC6l)

271 Is that really Z? Not something I'd brag about, dude.
https://is.gd/5hmXaP
(yeah it's dated 2019 but...)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 04, 2022 10:14 AM (llON8)

272 256
Posted by: Sick dude who'll screw anything that moves

When you lose this guy, you really have lost everyone.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 04, 2022 10:14 AM (T/s40)

273 Sometimes I think I'm the only one here who thinks that whole Sprockets bit on SNL was one of the least funny recurring bits ever.

Helps if you watch WWII eastern front videos first.

Posted by: Donald Duck at March 04, 2022 10:14 AM (ESjRY)

274 Tell me I'm not alone...
Posted by: Muldoon at March 04, 2022 10:01 AM (m45I2)

the monkey's are making the call in the house...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at March 04, 2022 10:14 AM (8D42x)

275 The Dumpster Fire that is Manhattan continues to share its pain with one and all. Its a pity we are not worthy of their benevolence. May they all die of ass cancer.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 04, 2022 10:14 AM (fWTJL)

276 @Muldoon, I will say this, that if the Sprockets sketches had never existed, the world would have been neither a better nor a worse place.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 04, 2022 10:14 AM (BMmaB)

277 I thought the Sprockets bit worked because of the random absurdity of it. And Myers and Phil Hartman's comedic acting skills really sold it. But like everything else, they went to the well on it far too often.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 04, 2022 10:14 AM (4thlk)

278 They are less creepy than Dwarf sausage fingers.
Hey, fuck you!
Peter Dinklage

Posted by: steevy at March 04, 2022 10:15 AM (CYnTg)

279 "Two girls at the same time..."


GROSS

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 04, 2022 10:15 AM (ESjRY)

280 If I was dictator-for-a-day, that blood-soaked monster would be the first one against the wall.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 04, 2022 10:11 AM (HsAzN)

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"Two girls at the same time..."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022 10:12 AM (LvTSG)

but no cup

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at March 04, 2022 10:15 AM (8D42x)

281 40 Is this on velvet? Lie to me and say it is on velvet.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at March 04, 2022 09:34 AM (0OmEj)
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My first thought was "Can I get this on velvet for my billiards room?" My second thought was "I need a billiards room."

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 04, 2022 10:16 AM (Dc2NZ)

282 Muldoon- I hated Schprockets too.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 04, 2022 10:16 AM (9KXDf)

283 Regular unleaded is now at 4.09 in my little berg in NJ.

Timetable has moved up, ironically, #two-weeks.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Which berg ?

Posted by: JT at March 04, 2022 10:16 AM (arJlL)

284 277 I thought the Sprockets bit worked because of the random absurdity of it. And Myers and Phil Hartman's comedic acting skills really sold it. But like everything else, they went to the well on it far too often.
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You can never get enough of Phil Hartman. Unless you are his wife.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 04, 2022 10:16 AM (fWTJL)

285 Cob-loggers at their ease.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 04, 2022 10:16 AM (yQpMk)

286 It just occurred to me: Why don't animals have to wear pants?
Posted by: Dr. Claw
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The Disney exclusion ruling.
Posted by: From about that time

Disney feels that way about all trans according to their policies...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 04, 2022 10:16 AM (vnqom)

287 Tried to find factual news on the nuke plant and , kill me now, aljazeera has a good just tge facts write up

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 04, 2022 10:16 AM (lCui1)

288 Sprockets > Anything done by Pete Davidson

I know, not a high bar

Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2022 10:16 AM (ESjRY)

289 One if the best bits Babylon Bee did early on in the COVIDs bullshit was Celebrities spell out We are all in this Together with their yachts

Posted by: steevy at March 04, 2022 10:16 AM (CYnTg)

290 @283

Morristown.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 04, 2022 10:16 AM (EFr3C)

291 Alternate title:

"Monkey Version of "Prometheus", Coming Soon to a Theater Near You"

Posted by: naturalfake at March 04, 2022 10:16 AM (5NkmN)

292 Tried to find factual news on the nuke plant and , kill me now, aljazeera has a good just tge facts write up

They've had some of the best coverage overall.

I presume this means the jihadis don't really care who wins between Russia and Globohomo

Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2022 10:17 AM (ESjRY)

293 I have to drive my wife up to her mother's today. I have no idea what fuel costs will be.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 04, 2022 10:17 AM (yQpMk)

294 My first thought was "Can I get this on velvet for my billiards room?" My second thought was "I need a billiards room."

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 04, 2022 10:16 AM (Dc2NZ)

...or maybe a fall-out shelter.

Posted by: BignJames at March 04, 2022 10:18 AM (AwYPR)

295 Otoh- Tarzan, Tonto, and Frankenstein were laugh out loud funny. Fire bad!

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 04, 2022 10:18 AM (9KXDf)

296 Trump: Cheap gas, no new wars, low inflation

Biden: I fixed all that!

Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2022 10:18 AM (ESjRY)

297 I have to drive my wife up to her mother's today. I have no idea what fuel costs will be.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 04, 2022 10:17 AM (yQpMk)
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Give us a call! We'll gladly lend a helping hand!

Posted by: Instant Second Mortgage at March 04, 2022 10:18 AM (5pTK/)

298 293 I have to drive my wife up to her mother's today. I have no idea what fuel costs will be.293 I have to drive my wife up to her mother's today. I have no idea what fuel costs will be.
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Buy a EV. Electricity is free!

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 04, 2022 10:18 AM (fWTJL)

299 The White House is actively discussing sending Vice President Harris to Warsaw, Poland, and Bucharest, Romania, in the coming days to show solidarity with Ukraine as it faces an escalating Russian invasion, sources familiar with the conversations tell The Hill.

The discussions involve sending Harris to visit troops stationed in Romania and potentially to the border with Ukraine, where a refugee crisis has seen more than 1 million people flee that country since the Russian attack.

The trip could happen in the coming weeks, one source said, adding that there is no active dialogue about sending President Biden to the region.

Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 10:18 AM (geLO8)

300 294 Why not both?

Posted by: steevy at March 04, 2022 10:18 AM (CYnTg)

301
Buddy Movie Pitch:

So, we have a deadly martial arts expert played by Sean Hannity, and his effeminate drunk sidekick played by Lindsey Graham, and they are sent to eliminate an out-of-control eastern dictator.

Hilarity ensues when Hannity steps between Graham and a news camera and won't stop talking.

Posted by: Auspex at March 04, 2022 10:18 AM (Xo3T0)

302 Buy a EV. Electricity is free!

Make is so number two!

Posted by: Capt Picard at March 04, 2022 10:19 AM (ESjRY)

303 Hey Dutch! You gotta light?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 04, 2022 10:19 AM (PEbbU)

304 To be, or not to qwerrty!

"Crap!"

/monkey trying to randomly bang out Hamlet on typewrit

Posted by: Muldoon at March 04, 2022 10:19 AM (m45I2)

305 That plant doesnt just supply Ukraine, right? If true, Putin now controls not only the EUs oil supply but a big chunk of electricity as well.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 04, 2022 10:06 AM (lCui1)


How's that green enery dependence working out, Euros?

Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at March 04, 2022 10:19 AM (y7DUB)

306 Probably mentioned already, but Congress wants to stop Russian oil purchases, and Piss Hacky said no. Why? Because it'll raise gas prices?

Eh, what? Has she been sleeping the past year?

Cripes, even Pelosi was on board

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 04, 2022 10:19 AM (XSRBF)

307 Biden's cabinet.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 04, 2022 10:19 AM (uHFrd)

308 I have to drive my wife up to her mother's today. I have no idea what fuel costs will be.293 I have to drive my wife up to her mother's today. I have no idea what fuel costs will be.
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Buy a EV. Electricity is free!
Posted by: Puddinhead

Electricity is magic!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 04, 2022 10:19 AM (FVME7)

309 There's nothing worse than a drunk fucking monkey
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 04, 2022 09:31 AM (z2xUm)



Ahem.

Posted by: Drunk Fucking a Monkey at March 04, 2022 10:19 AM (yQpMk)

310 293 I have to drive my wife up to her mother's today. I have no idea what fuel costs will be.293 I have to drive my wife up to her mother's today. I have no idea what fuel costs will be.
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Posted by: Puddinhead at March 04, 2022 10:18 AM (fWTJL)



You know you're an alcoholic when you repeat yourself.
You know you're an alcoholic when you repeat yourself.
You know you're an alcoholic when you repeat yourself.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)

311 Tell me I'm not alone...

Posted by: Muldoon at March 04, 2022 10:01 AM (m45I2)

Judging by the viewership numbers, you are in the majority.

Every now and then the brats will talk about a skit that they found funny. But even they don't think SNL is particularly amusing.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 04, 2022 10:19 AM (XIJ/X)

312
Hilarity ensues when Hannity steps between Graham and a news camera and won't stop talking.


Don't forget the part where Miss Lindsay does the "this is my rifle, this is my gun" demo.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2022 10:19 AM (ESjRY)

313 299 Why do I feel like they will route her aircraft within SAM range of the Rooskies?

Posted by: steevy at March 04, 2022 10:20 AM (CYnTg)

314 Kumala - Poland

There have GOT to be some jokes in there.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 04, 2022 10:20 AM (HsAzN)

315 My first thought was "Can I get this on velvet for my billiards room?" My second thought was "I need a billiards room."
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

Then, you'd hafta get a billiard table. Then...billiard balls ALL of 'em, not just your lucky numbers, THEN cue sticks, and a bridge stick, THEN a cue stick rack it NEVER ends !

You're better off.

Posted by: JT at March 04, 2022 10:20 AM (arJlL)

316 Fauchy is out on his 870 foot yacht. Hasn't found the Broadcast Studio yet.

Posted by: klaftern@yahoo.com at March 04, 2022 10:20 AM (taPSh)

317 Steer clear of the drunk bonobos -- IYNYN!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2022 10:20 AM (MmndN)

318 The discussions involve sending Harris to visit troops stationed in Romania and potentially to the border with Ukraine, where a refugee crisis has seen more than 1 million people flee that country since the Russian attack.

The trip could happen in the coming weeks, one source said, adding that there is no active dialogue about sending President Biden to the region.
Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 10:18 AM (geLO
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Is the junta cynical enough to hope getting Kamala killed would be enough to get the US directly involved in Ukraine?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 04, 2022 10:20 AM (5pTK/)

319 er

Posted by: Muldoon at March 04, 2022 10:20 AM (m45I2)

320 Why not both?

Posted by: steevy at March 04, 2022 10:18 AM (CYnTg)

Sure...what else you got to spend your money on?

Posted by: BignJames at March 04, 2022 10:21 AM (AwYPR)

321 Thinking about buying .22 M&P 15. I know it is not ideal but it hits the price point and ammo for that caliber is cheap. And it is a deterrent and that is important

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 04, 2022 10:21 AM (p1EzT)

322 Zelenski got 81 million votes in 2017

Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2022 10:21 AM (us2H3)

323 Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at March 04, 2022 10:19 AM (y7DUB)

I was wrong, it just supplies Ukraine.
It is not at capacity and they are shutting down mostnof the reactors right now.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 04, 2022 10:21 AM (lCui1)

324 179 Fuck these guys. Damn dirty apes
Posted by: Bright Eyes Taylor at March 04, 2022 09:55 AM

Reminds me of a Robot Chicken video. Gotta skip to 0:40, as the first skit isn't so good. The second one, though, is Horde-tastic.
https://youtu.be/m0YR7FPpshY

Posted by: Monkey Tavern First Time Patron at March 04, 2022 10:21 AM (JCZqz)

325 319 er
Posted by: Muldoon at March 04, 2022 10:20 AM (m45I2)

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Your best work? I wouldn't presume.

Up there?

Assuredly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022 10:21 AM (LvTSG)

326 Kumala - Poland

There have GOT to be some jokes in there.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 04, 2022 10:20 AM


Wouldn't touch her with a ten foot Pole.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2022 10:21 AM (RkC6l)

327 Odd, we are subsidizing China with Green Energy bullshit while we are subsidizing Russia by buying their oil. Does anyone see a pattern here? The only loser in all of this is the American working class. Funny that.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 04, 2022 10:21 AM (fWTJL)

328
These idiots calling for assassination are going to be sorry if that becomes the currency of the land.

That's a blade that definitely cuts both ways.

Not saying I hope this happens - but were I Putin, I would give a demonstration of two just how that works on the folks calling for assassination.

Unattributed, but of course.

Again, not saying I hope this happens. But, once the assassination beast is loose. It's loose.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 04, 2022 10:21 AM (5NkmN)

329 Every now and then the brats will talk about a skit that they found funny. But even they don't think SNL is particularly amusing.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

brats ?

This ain't the Food Thread !

Posted by: JT at March 04, 2022 10:21 AM (arJlL)

330 Sergei Naryshkin, head of Russian foreign intelligence: "The masks are off. The West isn't simply trying to close off Russia behind a new iron curtain. This is about an attempt to ruin our government - to 'cancel' it, as they now say in "tolerant" liberal-fascist circles."


"The Kremlin must be stunned by the unanimity of opposition in the U.S. to Putin's war. They had reason to suspect that a fully Trumpified GOP would be no worse than ambivalent about a Russian adventure in Ukraine"

It sounds like the Russians were so stupid that they actually bought the left's idiotic propaganda that Trump and Trump supporters were somehow supporters of Putin.

I had often wondered if anyone, anywhere would be SO chump as to buy that nonsense; now we know.

Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2022 10:22 AM (RHGPo)

331 Fauci was last seen on a milk carton.

Actually, on a youtoob show Woke AF. He laments the unvaccinated. Dudes 15 minutes was up 20 minutes ago.

The polling the Ds got must have been really horrendous. He wasn't seen or mentioned at the SOTU and to think this guy was running the gov't for the last two years.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 04, 2022 10:22 AM (NW9xb)

332 ...or maybe a fall-out shelter.
Posted by: BignJames at March 04, 2022 10:18 AM (AwYPR)
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Centuries from now, simiopologists from the (now) Planet of the Apes ponder the meaning of this painting found in an abandoned shelter.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 04, 2022 10:22 AM (Dc2NZ)

333 er

Posted by: Muldoon at March 04, 2022 10:20 AM (m45I2)

Friends...Romans, countrymen: lend me your er.

Posted by: Mark Antony at March 04, 2022 10:22 AM (XIJ/X)

334 That's a blade that definitely cuts both ways.

***

*dreamy look*

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 04, 2022 10:22 AM (lCui1)

335 *grinning* Hi, Wolfie. How's that cat who has you wrapped around his paw?
Posted by: creeper at March 04, 2022


***
That overgrown Siberian kitten is soldiering on. Today, sadly, was going to be the day for the Rainbow Bridge . . . and then earlier this week he began to rally and to eat more enthusiastically than he has in several weeks. I've mixed in some food he apparently likes better than his RX chow. I suppose he's always going to be the disabled codger cat, but he does not seem to be in pain, and is enjoying his food. Good enough for now.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 10:22 AM (txdEq)

336 Oh yeah, I know those guys -- borrowed their boat once. . .

Posted by: Gary Hart at March 04, 2022 10:22 AM (MmndN)

337 Is the junta cynical enough to hope getting Kamala killed would be enough to get the US directly involved in Ukraine?
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No, but Nanzi and Hillary would be happy to step in.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 04, 2022 10:22 AM (fWTJL)

338 Thinking about buying .22 M&P 15. I know it is not ideal but it hits the price point and ammo for that caliber is cheap. And it is a deterrent and that is important
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 04, 2022 10:21 AM (p1EzT)



Real ARs can be had for under $400 right now and 5.56 is a much more serious round.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 04, 2022 10:23 AM (yQpMk)

339 Never cared for Waynes World, Church Lady, All Things Scottish, The Verklempt Lady and most of all, Simon. So Sprockets wasn't all that bad.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 04, 2022 10:23 AM (4thlk)

340 er

Posted by: Muldoon

stat ?

Posted by: JT at March 04, 2022 10:23 AM (arJlL)

341 Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 04, 2022 10:23 AM (yQpMk)

No shit? I will have to dig
More.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 04, 2022 10:24 AM (p1EzT)

342 er

Posted by: Muldoon



*Muldoon working on his JFK impression*

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)

343 These idiots calling for assassination are going to be sorry if that becomes the currency of the land.

Old and Busted: KGB assassins

New Hotness: Anna Chapman blundering her espionage mission. But getting some cheesecake photo ops.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2022 10:24 AM (ESjRY)

344 311
'Judging by the viewership numbers, you are in the majority.

Every now and then the brats will talk about a skit that they found funny. But even they don't think SNL is particularly amusing.'
My 16 year old daughter still thinks SNL is funny. She had me watch some Pete Davidson sketch. It was about as funny as a sock of quarters to my head.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 04, 2022 10:24 AM (T/s40)

345 >>Is the junta cynical enough to hope getting Kamala killed would be enough to get the US directly involved in Ukraine?

Posted by: blake


I couldn't say
but Joe's Handlers can't send Joe- he'd fuck things up even worse
but they have to give the impression of Doing Something- and the press will help them out with the supporting propaganda

Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 10:25 AM (geLO8)

346 Does this mean that Fauci Votive Candles will be discounted like RBG Votive Candles?

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 04, 2022 10:25 AM (fWTJL)

347 What a great economy and time to be so desperately close to retirement!

Posted by: Archer at March 04, 2022 10:25 AM (gmo/4)

348 Is the junta cynical enough to hope getting Kamala killed would be enough to get the US directly involved in Ukraine?
Posted by: blake -

Solves the Biden problem too. Without her, they are free to install a less idiotic replacement for dementia joe

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 04, 2022 10:25 AM (lCui1)

349 Vice President Harris? A follow-up question: Can you explain what is a border?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 04, 2022 10:25 AM (PEbbU)

350 Fauci's with Cindy Sheehan, Dr. Christina Ford, and Michael Avenetti playing pinochle at the retired Democrat tools home for the used up. Stormy serves drinks.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 04, 2022 10:25 AM (9KXDf)

351 You can never get enough of Phil Hartman. Unless you are his wife.
Posted by: Puddinhead

It bears repeating: Never stick your Johnson into crazy.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022 10:25 AM (Msys3)

352 "The White House is actively discussing sending Vice President Harris to Warsaw, Poland, and Bucharest, Romania, in the coming days to show solidarity with Ukraine as it faces an escalating Russian invasion, sources . . "

Say no.

Signed. Ron Brown

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 04, 2022 10:25 AM (NW9xb)

353 >>These idiots calling for assassination are going to be sorry if that becomes the currency of the land.


Seems everyone wants to lead the mob, never thinking that the mob would come for them in an instant should they say the wrong word or be associated with the wrong person.

You'd think Lindsay Grahamm would know this by now, but no. . .

Posted by: Gary Hart at March 04, 2022 10:25 AM (MmndN)

354 I can't recall Russia objecting in a similar manner to our invasion of Iraq who was one of their trading partners and biggest military purchasers. Soros being all in for Ukraine should send up a big ass red flag. Again I see this as blue on blue and have no preference. We are taking a non national security issue and turning it into a clusterfuck.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 04, 2022 10:26 AM (uHFrd)

355 No, I'm wrong. It supplies around half of Ukraine's power.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 04, 2022 10:09 AM (lCui1)

As for the rest, there's this ring, you see.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2022 10:26 AM (P3gRi)

356 I'd bet Harris is furiously trying to get out of an overseas trip to a potential war zone. She knows she'll be down on her knees pleading for a piece... er... peace while gobbling up all the... umm... unwanted attention she can swallow.

Not a job for veep throat.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 04, 2022 10:26 AM (BFigT)

357 She had me watch some Pete Davidson sketch. It was about as funny as a sock of quarters to my head.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 04, 2022 10:24 AM (T/s40)



Pete Davidson. Looks like he's about to die from rampant drug and alcohol abuse. What has he done other than make fun of Dan Crenshaw?

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)

358 She had me watch some Pete Davidson sketch. It was about as funny as a sock of quarters to my head.

I've been amazed when I see him that not only can he not act, but when he is in a skit he is usually laughing out of character even when the scene itself isn't funny.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2022 10:26 AM (ESjRY)

359 Biden's cabinet.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter

Way late: @99 and @143

Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022 10:26 AM (Msys3)

360 Real ARs can be had for under $400 right now and 5.56 is a much more serious round.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 04, 2022 10:23 AM (yQpMk)

Bought a Del-Ton a couple/three years ago...it's in my gun cab....still un-fired.

Posted by: BignJames at March 04, 2022 10:27 AM (AwYPR)

361 I had often wondered if anyone, anywhere would be SO chump as to buy that nonsense; now we know.

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Let's wait a few weeks/months to see how this plays out. A lot of judgements being made after one week. Everyone assumes a short war, then 20 years go by.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at March 04, 2022 10:27 AM (sX1BW)

362 How long does a Dead Cat Bounce take? Its like waiting on your wife while she's getting ready to leave on an outing with a departure time thirty minutes ago.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 04, 2022 10:27 AM (fWTJL)

363 I was wrong, it just supplies Ukraine.
It is not at capacity and they are shutting down mostnof the reactors right now.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 04, 2022 10:21 AM (lCui1)


Any idea what their options are? Cash strapped countries don't have a lot of purchased power opportunities. Rolling blackouts and shivering in the dark probably are in their immediate future.

Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at March 04, 2022 10:28 AM (y7DUB)

364 I just watched a video clip showing the remains of the "Mriya", that Antonov plane that was the largest in the world. Ukraine is saying it can be "restored" for $3 billion. In the video, all that's left is one wing and a big pile of ashes. (and a little bit of the nose with recognizable paint on it) Restore that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 04, 2022 10:28 AM (trdmm)

365 New Hotness: Anna Chapman blundering her espionage mission. But getting some cheesecake photo ops.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2022


***
Another candidate for playing-trombone-with-her-feet.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 10:28 AM (txdEq)

366
Bought a Del-Ton a couple/three years ago...it's in my gun cab....still un-fired.
Posted by: BignJames at March 04, 2022 10:27 AM (AwYPR)



I've got a Bushmaster AR. I've fired it a few times, but have a new red dot on it and need to get it sighted in. Similar with my 6.5 Creedmoor. Got a scope on it, but haven't sighted it. I had the gun for a few months before I could even find ammo for it. Now have some in limited quantity.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 10:28 AM (Zz0t1)

367 >>Pete Davidson. Looks like he's about to die from rampant drug and alcohol abuse. What has he done other than make fun of Dan Crenshaw?


Hard not to enjoy how Kanye chased Davidson off instagram.

Posted by: Gary Hart at March 04, 2022 10:29 AM (MmndN)

368 plane that was the largest in the world

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Have they not heard of the Titanic?

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at March 04, 2022 10:29 AM (sX1BW)

369 Woah, weird painting. Is this a DNC meeting, or what goes on in retard biden's head?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2022 10:29 AM (VwHCD)

370 >> We are taking a non national security issue and turning it into a clusterfuck.


this is government at its finest
damn

Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 10:29 AM (geLO8)

371 313 299 Why do I feel like they will route her aircraft within SAM range of the Rooskies?

Posted by: steevy at March 04, 2022 10:20 AM (CYnTg)

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Kamala's last words when told a SAM was on the way:

"I AM SAM. I AM SAM. SAM I AM.
THAT SAM-I-AM! THAT SAM-I-AM!
I DO NOT LIKE THAT SAM-I-AM!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 04, 2022 10:29 AM (qVRSW)

372 Picture of the Bidet cabinet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 04, 2022 10:30 AM (J9ORl)

373 Seems everyone wants to lead the mob, never thinking that the mob would come for them in an instant should they say the wrong word or be associated with the wrong person.

You'd think Lindsay Graham would know this by now, but no. . .
Posted by: Gary Hart at March 04, 2022


***
There's an old piece of advice regarding riding a tiger. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 10:30 AM (txdEq)

374 >>> 311 Tell me I'm not alone...

Posted by: Muldoon at March 04, 2022 10:01 AM (m45I2)

Judging by the viewership numbers, you are in the majority.

Every now and then the brats will talk about a skit that they found funny. But even they don't think SNL is particularly amusing.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 04, 2022 10:19 AM (XIJ/X)

Occasional funny snippets and / or quotable lines, and far too few.

MadTV and Living Color were actually *funny*.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 04, 2022 10:30 AM (llON8)

375 There's an old piece of advice regarding riding a tiger. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 10:30 AM (txdEq)

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Keep your hands at 10 and 2?

Posted by: 496 at March 04, 2022 10:30 AM (VJsqe)

376 373 There's an old piece of advice regarding riding a tiger. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 10:30 AM (txdEq)

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That's it's fucking awesome?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022 10:31 AM (LvTSG)

377 350 Fauci's with Cindy Sheehan, Dr. Christina Ford, and Michael Avenetti playing pinochle at the retired Democrat tools home for the used up. Stormy serves drinks.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 04, 2022 10:25 AM (9KXDf)

they all got Sent to the Cornfield.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 04, 2022 10:31 AM (trdmm)

378 321 Thinking about buying .22 M&P 15. I know it is not ideal but it hits the price point and ammo for that caliber is cheap. And it is a deterrent and that is important
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 04, 2022 10:21 AM (p1EzT)

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I'd just get a 5.56 AR. Price point is nearly the same and the terminal ballistics are much better.

Unless you just want a plinker that lets you practice the AR manual of arms, don't waste time or money on .22LR

Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2022 10:31 AM (hwNru)

379 but they have to give the impression of Doing Something- and the press will help them out with the supporting propaganda
Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 10:25 AM (geLO
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Gad, we have no competence in our government, anywhere. They're all idiots who are in over their heads, just trying to hang onto the graft gravy.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 04, 2022 10:31 AM (5pTK/)

380 Davidson was in the newer Suicide Squad movie and I understand there were loud cheers when he gets killed early on...

Posted by: steevy at March 04, 2022 10:31 AM (CYnTg)

381 Word on the Twats, and 48 hour rule applies, is that Zelensky has fled Ukraine.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 04, 2022 10:31 AM (ZGrMX)

382 Putin assassinates his political enemies all the time. Why would Graham be so ridiculously stupid? Does he not think Putin would take out an American politician if he was angry enough?

These geezers have no link to reality. Term. Limits. Now.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 04, 2022 10:31 AM (XSRBF)

383 364 I just watched a video clip showing the remains of the "Mriya", that Antonov plane that was the largest in the world. Ukraine is saying it can be "restored" for $3 billion. In the video, all that's left is one wing and a big pile of ashes. (and a little bit of the nose with recognizable paint on it) Restore that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 04, 2022 10:28 AM (trdmm)

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There's gotta be a 3-D printer for that.

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 04, 2022 10:31 AM (qVRSW)

384 You have to understand, SNL exists solely for the people of lower Manhattan

Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 10:31 AM (geLO8)

385 354 I can't recall Russia objecting in a similar manner to our invasion of Iraq...
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 04, 2022 10:26 AM

Kosovo and Serbia are the more accurate parallel. Tons of NATO troops are in Kosovo under a UN resolution to "keep the peace" until a diplomatic solution can be found. They're specifically not to help Kosovo declare independence, and yet that's what they did 11 years ago with US backing. The ethnic Serb majority regions don't recognize the government of Kosovo...it's very similar to Crimea and Donbar (or whatever the other region is called).

Posted by: Military Moron at March 04, 2022 10:32 AM (JCZqz)

386 I hate every ape I see from chimpan A to cimpan Z. Now where did that sexy piece of bass go.

Posted by: Troy McClure at March 04, 2022 10:32 AM (j1NzT)

387 Woah, weird painting. Is this a DNC meeting, or what goes on in retard biden's head?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

If it was the inside of his head, there would be handfuls of shit flying back and forth.

Posted by: JT at March 04, 2022 10:32 AM (arJlL)

388
MadTV and Living Color were actually *funny*.
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Comedy was outlawed and replaced with Snark upon the accession of Barry Obama, America's Harry Potter.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 04, 2022 10:32 AM (fWTJL)

389 So what DC establishment does that represent?

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 04, 2022 10:32 AM (aEubh)

390 There's an old piece of advice regarding riding a tiger. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022
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That's it's fucking awesome?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022


***
Actually I've forgotten the rest of it. Something about taking care not to wind up *inside* the tiger, or words to that effect.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 10:32 AM (txdEq)

391 Thinking about buying .22 M&P 15. I know it is not ideal but it hits the price point and ammo for that caliber is cheap. And it is a deterrent and that is important
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 04, 2022 10:21 AM (p1EzT)

I got one of those when Academy was running a promotion and was like $100 when you purchased a rifle.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 04, 2022 10:32 AM (uHFrd)

392 357 358

I haven't seen him do Crenshaw. For all I know, it is funny but I doubt it.

The sketch I saw showed him on the phone with someone, not really paying attention to it and giving one word answers.

The fact that my daughter laughed uproariously still baffles me. I failed as a father or sense of humor isn't genetic.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 04, 2022 10:32 AM (T/s40)

393 The White House is actively discussing sending Vice President Harris to Warsaw, Poland, and Bucharest, Romania

Based on her assessment of the situation to an adult radio audience, maybe send her to Sesame Street instead

Posted by: Dogbert at March 04, 2022 10:32 AM (Z9HSN)

394 There's media "outrage" that Kanye put out a new music video where Pete Davidson is buried alive. Iowahawk correctly said "Wait, there are people opposed to that?"

Posted by: Ian S. at March 04, 2022 10:32 AM (ZGrMX)

395 384 You have to understand, SNL exists solely for the people of lower Manhattan
Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 10:31 AM (geLO

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Hence that masking sketch. Very few people outside of blue enclaves is dealing with those kinds of mental gymnastics. It's a fringe issue.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022 10:32 AM (LvTSG)

396 >>>Word on the Twats, and 48 hour rule applies, is that Zelensky has fled Ukraine.

Posted by: Ian S.

I give him credit for staying as long as he did. Putin effectively said he wants Zelensky dead.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 04, 2022 10:32 AM (XSRBF)

397 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Interesting art. Me thinks mischief is afoot!
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2022 10:32 AM (axyOa)

398 I will say this, that if the Sprockets sketches had never existed, the world would have been neither a better nor a worse place.
Posted by: Caesar North


*******

Ha! Nicely done!

Posted by: Muldoon at March 04, 2022 10:33 AM (m45I2)

399 I can't recall Russia objecting in a similar manner to our invasion of Iraq who was one of their trading partners and biggest military purchasers. Soros being all in for Ukraine should send up a big ass red flag. Again I see this as blue on blue and have no preference. We are taking a non national security issue and turning it into a clusterfuck.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 04, 2022 10:26 AM (uHFrd)


This. Soros drove all that Russian collusion horseshit by our enemedia propagandists and unfunny jizzmops like Colbert. Yet McCain's little butt buddy, Graham, and other RINO geniuses are quick to sell us out. Rodham must be so happy.

Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at March 04, 2022 10:33 AM (y7DUB)

400 Oil nears $114.

Inflation on steroids.

How bad will the recession be?

Posted by: I Mean at March 04, 2022 10:33 AM (0a+md)

401 390 There's an old piece of advice regarding riding a tiger. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022
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That's it's fucking awesome?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022
***
Actually I've forgotten the rest of it. Something about taking care not to wind up *inside* the tiger, or words to that effect.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 10:32 AM (txdEq)

=========

*is not dissuaded, continues order with very reputable tiger purchasing website for tiger*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022 10:33 AM (LvTSG)

402 What has he done other than make fun of Dan Crenshaw?

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)

Which, in retrospect, wasn't nearly as awful as we thought at the time.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 04, 2022 10:34 AM (XIJ/X)

403 Actually I've forgotten the rest of it. Something about taking care not to wind up *inside* the tiger, or words to that effect.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 10:32 AM (txdEq)

In Russia, Tiger ride You!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 04, 2022 10:34 AM (trdmm)

404 Wouldn't touch her with a ten foot Pole.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2022 10:21 AM (RkC6l)

If she could find a ten foot Pole, she wouldn't need kneepads.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2022 10:34 AM (P3gRi)

405 Putin assassinates his political enemies all the time. Why would Graham be so ridiculously stupid? Does he not think Putin would take out an American politician if he was angry enough?
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Putin's smart enough to know that taking out American political leadership would be doing us a favor.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 04, 2022 10:34 AM (W/MyG)

406 >>> 354 I can't recall Russia objecting in a similar manner to our invasion of Iraq who was one of their trading partners and biggest military purchasers. Soros being all in for Ukraine should send up a big ass red flag. Again I see this as blue on blue and have no preference. We are taking a non national security issue and turning it into a clusterfuck.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 04, 2022 10:26 AM (uHFrd)

This psycho freak being all in for Ukraine should send up about a dozen big ass red flags:
https://is.gd/7ZlJ8W
(goes to nitter.net)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 04, 2022 10:34 AM (llON8)

407 I just watched a video clip showing the remains of the "Mriya", that Antonov plane that was the largest in the world. Ukraine is saying it can be "restored" for $3 billion. In the video, all that's left is one wing and a big pile of ashes. (and a little bit of the nose with recognizable paint on it) Restore that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 04, 2022 10:28 AM (trdmm)

You should see the shit that people bring me. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2022 10:34 AM (VwHCD)

408 Kosovo and Serbia are the more accurate parallel. Tons of NATO troops are in Kosovo under a UN resolution to "keep the peace" until a diplomatic solution can be found. They're specifically not to help Kosovo declare independence, and yet that's what they did 11 years ago with US backing. The ethnic Serb majority regions don't recognize the government of Kosovo...it's very similar to Crimea and Donbar (or whatever the other region is called).
Posted by: Military Moron at March 04, 2022 10:32 AM (JCZqz)

You are very on the nose there. Russians see Serbs and Serbia as a brother, brotherland. Lots of Russians have been asking since the Kosovo independence, what business is it of the US.

Posted by: Mishdog at March 04, 2022 10:34 AM (j1NzT)

409 381 Word on the Twats, and 48 hour rule applies, is that Zelensky has fled Ukraine.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 04, 2022 10:31 AM (ZGrMX)

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It's dezinformatsiya all the way down.

"World War Reddit." -- [h/t Sundance at CTH]

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 04, 2022 10:35 AM (qVRSW)

410 MadTV and Living Color were actually *funny*.
___

Living Color was hilarious.

Making fun of Oprah, Whitney, etc.

Yeah, BLM has no love for that kinda comedy.
Can't make fun of the black community's "gods".

You could back in the old days of the 80s-90s, but black people had a sense of humor then.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 04, 2022 10:35 AM (aEubh)

411 These large monkeys from Europe are bad.

Posted by: KAMALA HARRIS at March 04, 2022 10:36 AM (6BTho)

412 The White House is actively discussing sending Vice President Harris to Warsaw, Poland, and Bucharest, Romania



God help her interpreter.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 04, 2022 10:36 AM (OTXUv)

413 MadTV and Living Color were actually *funny*.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 04, 2022 10:30 AM (llON


So was SCTV.

Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at March 04, 2022 10:37 AM (y7DUB)

414 Oil nears $114.
Inflation on steroids.
How bad will the recession be?
Posted by: I Mean at March

Remember when they had to add a $100's unit on the gas pumps?

It might to tough to find space for the $1000's unit but you just know someone is looking into it.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022 10:37 AM (Msys3)

415 >>You have to understand, SNL exists solely for the people of lower Manhattan


Like the late night talk shows, it exists to push the talking points to the LIVs. They work their latest talking points and Emanuel Goldstein into an unfunny skit or opning monologue bit, then the MSM and bluechecks on social media show it and/or links to a clip of it for the next few days. It is now strictly an LIV programming/persuation vehicle. The fact that CNN's new head previously produced Colbert's show demonstrates that.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2022 10:37 AM (MmndN)

416 American Service Members Subjected to Gender Pronoun Training


While Russia wages a full-scale invasion of Ukraine, the U.S. Army is putting its soldiers through training on gender pronouns and coaching officers on when to offer soldiers gender transition surgery

Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 10:37 AM (geLO8)

417 >>>There's media "outrage" that Kanye put out a new music video where Pete Davidson is buried alive. Iowahawk correctly said "Wait, there are people opposed to that?"

>I was surprised to learn one of the Kardashian / Jenner clan of whores had moved away from fucking rappers and professional sports teams.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 04, 2022 10:37 AM (PEbbU)

418 I saw Democratic Tools open for nine inch nails at the Orpheum in 97

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 04, 2022 10:38 AM (rjpjQ)

419 Living Color was hilarious.

Making fun of Oprah, Whitney, etc.
Can't make fun of the black community's "gods".

You could back in the old days of the 80s-90s, but black people had a sense of humor then.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 04, 2022


***
Homey Da Clown ("Homey don't play dat!"), and "Men on Film"!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 10:38 AM (txdEq)

420
So was SCTV.



SCTV did the original Jeopardy spoof with stupid contestants.

SNL ripped it off years later.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 04, 2022 10:38 AM (OTXUv)

421 3 Not my monkey, not my rodeo.
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at March 04, 2022 09:30 AM (bVYXr)

And definitely not going up on my wall.

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - no longer playing the game at March 04, 2022 10:38 AM (hlxe7)

422 You should see the shit that people bring me. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2022 10:34 AM (VwHCD)
--------------

I once seized the engine of a two stroke motorcycle while riding down a freeway. (I'd let the oil injector tank run dry. Young and very stupid)

I pulled the engine apart, took it to a repair shop in a basket. True basket case. Motorcycle shop got a kick out of it.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 04, 2022 10:38 AM (5pTK/)

423 Oil nears $114.
Inflation on steroids.
How bad will the recession be?
Posted by: I Mean at March
___

When the hub is banking lawyers' hours to change out your light fixture.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 04, 2022 10:38 AM (aEubh)

424 It is acknowledged that SNL is not funny and should have died a much earlier death.

Here's a documentary on the very funny Faulty Towers, which doesn't get enough love around here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mw-bLS_th_U

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 04, 2022 10:38 AM (BgMrQ)

425 A spirited discussion of fartclams, ensued.

Posted by: When the Monkeyboys gathered at the local tavern at March 04, 2022 10:39 AM (fPV8q)

426 The White House is actively discussing sending Vice President Harris to Warsaw, Poland, and Bucharest, Romania


They send her to a lot of places , but to their dismay she keeps..coming..back.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2022 10:39 AM (VwHCD)

427 all that's left is one wing and a big pile of ashes. (and a little bit of the nose with recognizable paint on it) Restore that.
Posted by: Tom Servo

You should see the shit that people bring me. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Customer states;
"Just a minor scratch."
"Largely complete."
"To me it looks like a very small repair."

Right? LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022 10:39 AM (Msys3)

428 I mean, think about it:

SNL's actors, producers, writers, and studio audience all live in NYC

it's a show about their private bubble world

Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 10:39 AM (geLO8)

429 Actually I've forgotten the rest of it. Something about taking care not to wind up *inside* the tiger, or words to that effect.

*******

A classic by somebody else long ago

A smiling young lady from Niger
Once went for a ride on a tiger
They returned from the ride
With the lady inside
And the smile on the face of the tiger

(I always subtracted points for this one using the word 'tiger' as a rhyme for itself.)

Posted by: Muldoon at March 04, 2022 10:39 AM (m45I2)

430 This psycho freak being all in for Ukraine should send up about a dozen big ass red flags:
https://is.gd/7ZlJ8W
(goes to nitter.net)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 04, 2022 10:34 AM (llON

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[From that tweet:] "The amazing artist-philanthropist Marina Abramovic urges humanity to collectively defend #Ukraine, and take a stand against #Russia's Christian Fundamentalism-fueled aggression."

Putin the Christian Fundamentalist? I knew it! This changes everything ... we can't allow this theocracy to spread now, can we?

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 04, 2022 10:39 AM (qVRSW)

431 if invading an environment steeped in US 3-letter chicanery, you secure the nuke plants at all costs and then you keep them running

Posted by: Oldstoke at March 04, 2022 10:39 AM (sb+Cg)

432 >>> 426 The White House is actively discussing sending Vice President Harris to Warsaw, Poland, and Bucharest, Romania


They send her to a lot of places , but to their dismay she keeps..coming..back.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2022 10:39 AM (VwHCD)

"...but the cat fartclam came back, the very next day..."

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 04, 2022 10:40 AM (llON8)

433 HotAir is purging commenters who question any of the propaganda coming out of Ukraine. All of the Townhall sites are.

Posted by: Circlecity at March 04, 2022 10:40 AM (S8fkq)

434 They send her to a lot of places , but to their dismay she keeps..coming..back.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
___

Wanna bet her Secret Service handle is "Boomerang"?

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 04, 2022 10:40 AM (aEubh)

435 Americans take and use the whole joke like indians using the fur of their meals.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 04, 2022 10:40 AM (aKHYY)

436 I once seized the engine of a two stroke motorcycle while riding down a freeway. (I'd let the oil injector tank run dry. Young and very stupid)

I pulled the engine apart, took it to a repair shop in a basket. True basket case. Motorcycle shop got a kick out of it.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 04, 2022 10:38 AM (5pTK/)

I get those all the time. They come in boxes, bags, and crates.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2022 10:40 AM (VwHCD)

437 Comedy was outlawed and replaced with Snark upon the accession of Barry Obama, America's Harry Potter. Posted by: Puddinhead at March 04, 2022 10:32 AM (fWTJL)

This. I have frequently posted that comedy died in 2009, with the election of He Who Cannot Be Made Fun Of.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 04, 2022 10:40 AM (BMmaB)

438 Posted by: Military Moron at March 04, 2022 10:32 AM (JCZqz)

Agree. There are a number of examples . I was trying to parallel the reason for an invasion as a national security threat. Threatening to join NATO which was set up specifically to oppose Russia (USSR) is reasonable in my opinion to be considered a national security threat to Russia. Bottom line to me is that there are no good guys in this conflict.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 04, 2022 10:41 AM (uHFrd)

439 the U.S. Army is putting its soldiers through training on gender pronouns and coaching officers on when to offer soldiers gender transition surgery

This is gonna be great!

Posted by: The Bee at March 04, 2022 10:41 AM (Xrfse)

440 Do thr Democrats know you got their leadership portrait on your website?

Posted by: setnaffa at March 04, 2022 10:41 AM (YA5l0)

441 There I was in Keev. Deep in the shit. Sniper fire everywhere. Then zelensky came bolting out of a building and I hurried him onto my plane and we flew out under a barrage of triple a. The horror.

Posted by: Chlamydia Thundershart at March 04, 2022 10:41 AM (rjpjQ)

442 What has he done other than make fun of Dan Crenshaw?

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)

Which, in retrospect, wasn't nearly as awful as we thought at the time.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 04, 2022 10:34 AM (XIJ/X)


Crenshaw used it as a way to enhance his name recognition above his thoroughly forgettable legislative record.

Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at March 04, 2022 10:41 AM (y7DUB)

443 SCTV did the original Jeopardy spoof with stupid contestants.

SNL ripped it off years later.


Norm MacDonald ripped it off (and made it funnier, in my opinion). He wrote all of those Celebrity Jeopardy sketches, in addition to appearing in many of them.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 04, 2022 10:41 AM (ZGrMX)

444 "The amazing artist-philanthropist Marina Abramovic urges humanity to collectively defend #Ukraine, and take a stand against #Russia's Christian Fundamentalism-fueled aggression."
___

Funny, Putin isn't a Christian.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 04, 2022 10:41 AM (aEubh)

445 Here's a documentary on the very funny Faulty Towers, which doesn't get enough love around here:

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard

"Flowery Twats" is one of the best sight gags ever.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022 10:41 AM (Msys3)

446 So was SCTV.

SCTV did the original Jeopardy spoof with stupid contestants.

SNL ripped it off years later.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 04, 2022


***
Ah, SCTV. Count Floyd and Chiller Theatre, Captain Combat and Mr. Green Fatigues, Harold Ramis and "The Seven Early Warning Signs of Death," and so much more.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 10:41 AM (txdEq)

447 They send her to a lot of places , but to their dismay she keeps..coming..back.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads


***********

Biden offered to send Lindsey Graham abroad, but Graham demurred and said he had no use for her.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 04, 2022 10:42 AM (m45I2)

448 Customer states;
"Just a minor scratch."
"Largely complete."
"To me it looks like a very small repair."

Right? LOL
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022 10:39 AM (Msys3)
-----
"It'll buff right out."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 04, 2022 10:42 AM (W/MyG)

449 The White House is actively discussing sending Vice President Harris to Warsaw, Poland, and Bucharest, Romania

------

[Repeated from yesterday:]

"Poland and Romania are places called countries. They are located on a thing called a continent in a place called Europe, specifically in Eastern Europe which is to the east of a place called Western Europe. Europe is a place on a planet called Earth. Thank you all for coming ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 04, 2022 10:42 AM (qVRSW)

450 *is not dissuaded, continues order with very reputable tiger purchasing website for tiger*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa
===
Tiger King much?

Posted by: Oh dear, Teh J.M. has taken a turn for the weirdst at March 04, 2022 10:42 AM (IX3WW)

451 428 I mean, think about it:

SNL's actors, producers, writers, and studio audience all live in NYC

it's a show about their private bubble world
---------------------
Its sad to see what National Lampoon has become.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 04, 2022 10:42 AM (fWTJL)

452 410
It's amazing how funny a show could be when the producers made the whole about...
....Being Funny.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 04, 2022 10:42 AM (T/s40)

453 I have been thinking, what can we get out of this crisis that benefits our positions? (Never let a crisis go to waste, as the man said) The vulnerability is energy prices, and the way their rapid increase is going to kneecap every working class voter in this country. Right now, there is a move in the Senate led by Manchin to ban Russian oil exports. Yes! We need to go all in on this. Why?

Because this will drive energy prices higher and higher, by further restricting supply, and which will then make it obvious that this entire Green Scream Dream is destroying the country. It'll be undeniable. I think we have a golden opportunity to cut the throat of the Global Warming idiots right here, right now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 04, 2022 10:42 AM (trdmm)

454 he U.S. Army is putting its soldiers through training on gender pronouns and coaching officers on when to offer soldiers gender transition surgery

This is gonna be great!
Posted by: The Bee
___

*Kisses DD-214*

Thank you, God.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 04, 2022 10:43 AM (aEubh)

455 450 *is not dissuaded, continues order with very reputable tiger purchasing website for tiger*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa
===
Tiger King much?
Posted by: Oh dear, Teh J.M. has taken a turn for the weirdst at March 04, 2022 10:42 AM (IX3WW)

========

But less gay.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022 10:43 AM (LvTSG)

456
I get those all the time. They come in boxes, bags, and crates.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2022 10:40 AM (VwHCD)
------------

Amazing part of that whole incident? The engine broke loose during my skid down the freeway. I rode the bike home, refilled the oil tank and rode the bike for a couple of weeks before taking it apart and getting the motor to the shop.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 04, 2022 10:43 AM (5pTK/)

457 No shit? I will have to dig
More.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 04, 2022 10:24 AM (p1EzT)


https://tinyl.io/5pfP
https://tinyl.io/5pfS

Posted by: hogmartin at March 04, 2022 10:43 AM (P4LRL)

458 "Flowery Twats" is one of the best sight gags ever.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022 10:41 AM (Msys3)


I was partial to "Farty Towels" myself.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 04, 2022 10:43 AM (Ez6QX)

459 A smiling young lady from Niger
Once went for a ride on a tiger
They returned from the ride
With the lady inside
And the smile on the face of the tiger

(I always subtracted points for this one using the word 'tiger' as a rhyme for itself.)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 04, 2022


***
That might be what I was thinking of! Was that Ogden Nash?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 10:43 AM (txdEq)

460 453 I have been thinking, what can we get out of this crisis that benefits our positions? (Never let a crisis go to waste, as the man said) The vulnerability is energy prices, and the way their rapid increase is going to kneecap every working class voter in this country. Right now, there is a move in the Senate led by Manchin to ban Russian oil exports. Yes! We need to go all in on this. Why?

Because this will drive energy prices higher and higher, by further restricting supply, and which will then make it obvious that this entire Green Scream Dream is destroying the country. It'll be undeniable. I think we have a golden opportunity to cut the throat of the Global Warming idiots right here, right now.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 04, 2022 10:42 AM (trdmm)

Pretty sure that's a position Manchin is being allowed to take. Biden is going to block a ban on imports while congress will get to virtue signal their hawkishness on Russia.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 04, 2022 10:44 AM (z5Vrg)

461 "Men on Film"! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 10:38 AM (txdEq)

The best ever was "Men on Football," which they did at halftime when the Super Bowl was on another network.

https://youtu.be/2OKwRsnWO84

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 04, 2022 10:44 AM (BMmaB)

462 Supreme Court just reinstated Joker Tsarnaev's death sentence by a 6-3 vote.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2022 10:44 AM (Hica+)

463 "The White House is actively discussing sending Vice President Harris to Warsaw, Poland, and Bucharest, Romania"

Based on her background, I'd have figured she'd go to Prague to do some video shoots.

Posted by: Moron Porn Addict at March 04, 2022 10:44 AM (JCZqz)

464 FARTCLAM TOWERS!!!!!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 04, 2022 10:44 AM (rjpjQ)

465 462 Supreme Court just reinstated Joker Tsarnaev's death sentence by a 6-3 vote.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2022 10:44 AM (Hica+)

=======

Fascinating.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022 10:44 AM (LvTSG)

466 Ah, SCTV. Count Floyd and Chiller Theatre, Captain Combat and Mr. Green Fatigues, Harold Ramis and "The Seven Early Warning Signs of Death," and so much more.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 10:41 AM (txdEq)
--------------

John Candy as "The Incredible Bulk."

"The Great White North" Bob and Doug McKenzie.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 04, 2022 10:44 AM (5pTK/)

467 Putin the Christian Fundamentalist? I knew it! This changes everything ... we can't allow this theocracy to spread now, can we?



From St. Vladimir's Epistle to the Thermobarics:

Go, therefore, and cast your explosives upon the nuclear reactors, and say to the people "Behold thy great works and kneel before thine army." From that day forward, the sins of Ukraine was purged from the land by the Red fire.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 04, 2022 10:45 AM (OTXUv)

468 >>> 454 he U.S. Army is putting its soldiers through training on gender pronouns and coaching officers on when to offer soldiers gender transition surgery

This is gonna be great!
Posted by: The Bee
___

*Kisses DD-214*

Thank you, God.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 04, 2022 10:43 AM (aEubh)

Heh. I have learned, as I have aged, to be thankful for things I wanted "back then" that did *not* happen.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 04, 2022 10:46 AM (llON8)

469 Wanna bet her Secret Service handle is "Boomerang"?

No stupid, It's Dirty Knees. hahahahahahahahacacklecackle

Posted by: KAMALA HARRIS at March 04, 2022 10:46 AM (6BTho)

470 ERUS ETF trading was halted today. There goes my latest Ralph Kramden get-rich-quick scheme.

Posted by: We Don't Get Many gp's In Here at March 04, 2022 10:46 AM (qpX6U)

471 Supreme Court just reinstated Joker Tsarnaev's death sentence by a 6-3 vote.

Going to be a lot of sad wine moms that their fantasy conjugal visits aren't going to happen now.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2022 10:46 AM (ESjRY)

472 "The White House is actively discussing sending Vice President Harris to Warsaw, Poland, and Bucharest, Romania"

Based on her background, I'd have figured she'd go to Prague to do some video shoots.

Posted by: Moron Porn Addict at March 04, 2022 10:44 AM


I remember way back when the media had anointed her as the only person who could stand up to Trump and win in 2016.

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at March 04, 2022 10:46 AM (bVYXr)

473 You could back in the old days of the 80s-90s, but black people had a sense of humor then.

The regular black people that all of us great unwashed interact with daily still do. Black liberal activists, who are the only blacks allowed on TV, not so much.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 04, 2022 10:46 AM (ZGrMX)

474 470 ERUS ETF trading was halted today. There goes my latest Ralph Kramden get-rich-quick scheme.
Posted by: We Don't Get Many gp's In Here at March 04, 2022 10:46 AM (qpX6U)

RSX was trading not to long ago.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 04, 2022 10:47 AM (z5Vrg)

475 What a great economy and time to be so desperately close to retirement!
==
Look at it this way. they'll screw it up and get it over with inside 3 to 5 years. Or it will blow up completely and everything didn't matter anyway. At least you aren't at the end of your retirement, with your savings dwindling, no realistic ability to supplement your income, in a 10% a year inflationary environment.

Posted by: Polishing the turd at March 04, 2022 10:47 AM (/wCfe)

476 444
Funny, Putin isn't a Christian.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 04, 2022 10:41 AM

Neither was I, but, uh, that didn't, uh, stop the media, uh, from claiming repeatedly, uh, that I was.

Posted by: Barack "Call to Prayer" Obama at March 04, 2022 10:47 AM (JCZqz)

477 "Warsaw... shit. I'm still only in Warsaw. Every time I think I'm going to
wake up back in DC. When I was home after my first visit,
it was worse. I'd wake up and there'd be nothing...
I hardly said a word to my staff until I said yes to a vanilla latte.
When I was here I wanted to be there. When I was there, all I
could think of was getting back into Poland.
I've been here a week now. Waiting for a mission, getting
softer. Every minute I stay in this room I get weaker. And every minute Putin squats in the bush he gets stronger.
Each time I look around the walls move in a little tighter.

Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 10:47 AM (geLO8)

478 472 "The White House is actively discussing sending Vice President Harris to Warsaw, Poland, and Bucharest, Romania"

Based on her background, I'd have figured she'd go to Prague to do some video shoots.

Posted by: Moron Porn Addict at March 04, 2022 10:44 AM


No mention of a return trip?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 04, 2022 10:47 AM (rjpjQ)

479 The best ever was "Men on Football," which they did at halftime when the Super Bowl was on another network.

https://youtu.be/2OKwRsnWO84
___

I remember watching that live with the hub.

He has never been very interested in watching pro football, and most college ball that isn't Georgia.

It was funny.

Gay mafia will never let it see syndication.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 04, 2022 10:48 AM (aEubh)

480 Pretty sure that's a position Manchin is being allowed to take. Biden is going to block a ban on imports while congress will get to virtue signal their hawkishness on Russia.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 04, 2022 10:44 AM (z5Vrg)

You're probably right - but Biden standing up for purchasing Russian Oil while even his own party is in the middle of the Two Minute Hate against Russia is yet another huge vulnerability for him, heading into the elections in November. If that's the way he chooses to go, a lot of the progs might sit out the November elections completely, in protest.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 04, 2022 10:48 AM (trdmm)

481 >>>SNL's actors, producers, writers, and studio audience all live in NYC

it's a show about their private bubble world

>If SNL had kept Alec Baldwin in their shitty little bubble world, he wouldn't have shot two people with a loaded revolver.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 04, 2022 10:49 AM (PEbbU)

482 Amazing part of that whole incident? The engine broke loose during my skid down the freeway. I rode the bike home, refilled the oil tank and rode the bike for a couple of weeks before taking it apart and getting the motor to the shop.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 04, 2022 10:43 AM (5pTK/)

That is actually amazing. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2022 10:49 AM (VwHCD)

483 >>> Biden standing up for purchasing Russian Oil

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Hunter has taken a lot of money from Russia over the years.

Posted by: 496 at March 04, 2022 10:50 AM (VJsqe)

484 >If SNL had kept Alec Baldwin in their shitty little bubble world, he wouldn't have shot two people with a loaded revolver.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 04, 2022 10:49 AM (PEbbU)

Or maybe he would have shot two SNL Cast Members Live, on Saturday Night! Now that would have been true Entertainment!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 04, 2022 10:50 AM (trdmm)

485 You're probably right - but Biden standing up for purchasing Russian Oil while even his own party is in the middle of the Two Minute Hate against Russia is yet another huge vulnerability for him, heading into the elections in November. If that's the way he chooses to go, a lot of the progs might sit out the November elections completely, in protest.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 04, 2022 10:48 AM (trdmm)

Biden would rather impose sanctions on US energy than on Russian energy.
Besides, by November the whole Ukraine thing will probably be old news. It will be all about some trumped up Trump crime

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 04, 2022 10:51 AM (lCui1)

486 "The Great White North" Bob and Doug McKenzie.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 04, 2022 10:44 AM (5pTK/)


Which owes its existence to the Canuckian government. The network was required to provide a percentage of genuine Canadian-oriented TV content, and the rest of the show was ruled to be too universal. So they threw together Bob and Doug for 2 minutes of Canadian ad-lib to placate the government regulators.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 04, 2022 10:51 AM (KYKwc)

487 Wait, we're going to block buying Russia oil now that Russia has said they're no longer going to sell us oil?

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 04, 2022 10:52 AM (cUuEU)

488 Supreme Court just reinstated Joker Tsarnaev's death sentence by a 6-3 vote.

----------------

Outstanding. Besides Roberts, which liberal voted to restore? Kagan?

She and Roberts are going to be a team for a while.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at March 04, 2022 10:52 AM (sX1BW)

489 Or maybe he [Baldwin] would have shot two SNL Cast Members Live, on Saturday Night!
--------------------------
While dressed as PDT!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 04, 2022 10:52 AM (UHVv4)

490 FJB's going to change the subject away from Russian oil by allowing that sweet Iranian oil to be purchased. Along with all the sanctions being lifted. That could happen any day now.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 04, 2022 10:53 AM (BMmaB)

491 478
No mention of a return trip?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 04, 2022 10:47 AM

There's no rush. We figure a few weeks of hard-core shoots (including girl-on-girl), followed by some cam-girl action, will really rehabilitate and improve her image for the 2024 election. Porn skank is much more respectable than what she's been up to as VP.

Posted by: Kamala's Handlers at March 04, 2022 10:53 AM (JCZqz)

492 "I was going to the worst place in the world, and I didn't even know
it yet. Weeks away and hundreds of miles up a river that snaked
through the war like a main circuit cable and plugged straight into
Putin. It was no accident that I got to be the caretaker of Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin's memory, any more than being back in Warsaw
was an accident. There is no way to tell his story without telling
my own. And if his story is really a confession, then so is mine."

-CPT Kamala

Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 10:53 AM (geLO8)

493 If SNL had kept Alec Baldwin in their shitty little bubble world, he wouldn't have shot two people with a loaded revolver.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 04, 2022 10:49 AM (PEbbU)

Or maybe he would have shot two SNL Cast Members Live, on Saturday Night! Now that would have been true Entertainment!



SNL did a skit back in the 1970s about Andy Williams' ex-wife, Claudine Longet, who shot her skier boyfriend Vladimir "Spider" Sabich.

They did it live, but pulled it from reruns years later.

They lost their edge. They absolutely should have mocked the shit out of Baldwin for his shooting.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 04, 2022 10:53 AM (OTXUv)

494 A different type of Hitler video. Hitler plays Grand Theft Auto.

https://youtu.be/ysWoGR1p9K0

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 04, 2022 10:53 AM (FVME7)

495 489 Or maybe he [Baldwin] would have shot two SNL Cast Members Live, on Saturday Night!
--------------------------
While dressed as PDT!
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 04, 2022 10:52 AM (UHVv4)

========

"It's illegal to even look at one of these guns in NYC, but Alec Baldwin is free of all charges because he is of the anointed. What are you rubes going to do about it?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022 10:53 AM (LvTSG)

496 Supreme Court just reinstated Joker Tsarnaev's death sentence by a 6-3 vote.

*

HIS NAME SOUNDS RUSSIAN!!!
- That Mexican Justice

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 04, 2022 10:53 AM (cUuEU)

497 Fox reporting the Reds have the power plant. Using the Ukraine is the size of Texas analogy, imagine an invader being able to turn off the lights from Dallas to the OK border?
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 04, 2022 09:45 AM (oWBc3

That plant doesnt just supply Ukraine, right? If true, Putin now controls not only the EUs oil supply but a big chunk of electricity as well.
==
Calm your tits. It has been off line a while.

Posted by: Polishing the turd at March 04, 2022 10:54 AM (Kv62B)

498 Besides, by November the whole Ukraine thing will probably be old news. It will be all about some trumped up Trump crime
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 04, 2022 10:51 AM (lCui1)

If inflation is running at a rate of 20% by this fall - which I think it will be - then the Ukraine situation will certainly still be in the news, because that will be the easiest thing to blame.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 04, 2022 10:54 AM (trdmm)

499 Sprockets > Anything done by Pete Davidson

I know, not a high bar
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2022 10:16 AM (ESjRY)

honestly, the one running skit he did where he was the clueless boy toy of the housewife was pretty funny. but then, i don't think he was actually acting there.

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at March 04, 2022 10:54 AM (8D42x)

500 I once considered going to the Czech Republic to become a Prague-tologist.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 04, 2022 10:54 AM (m45I2)

501 The White House is actively discussing sending Vice President Harris to Warsaw, Poland, and Bucharest, Romania
=====

Dear Heavens-to-Betsy. Polish and Romanian (to say nothing of the Czeck and Hungarian) diplomats will have her for lunch.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 04, 2022 10:54 AM (MIKMs)

502 Funny, Putin isn't a Christian.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 04, 2022 10:41 AM (aEubh)


Eastern Orthodox isn't Christian?

Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at March 04, 2022 10:54 AM (y7DUB)

503 Is Joy Behar still alive and kicking?

Posted by: 496 at March 04, 2022 10:54 AM (VJsqe)

504 "Can you imagine how much worse things would be if Trump's insurrection had succeeded?!"
-The DNC message, 2022

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022 10:54 AM (LvTSG)

505 The White House is actively discussing sending Vice President Harris to Warsaw, Poland, and Bucharest, Romania

**

Because the threat of nuclear war isn't serious enough yet.

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 04, 2022 10:55 AM (cUuEU)

506 Harris might go overseas, but there will be scant coverage here in the states. The foreign press however...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 04, 2022 10:55 AM (BFigT)

507 Supreme Court just reinstated Joker Tsarnaev's death sentence by a 6-3 vote.

----------------

Outstanding. Besides Roberts, which liberal voted to restore? Kagan?

She and Roberts are going to be a team for a while.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at March 04, 2022 10:52 AM (sX1BW)

Well, now that the Supreme Court has ruled, get on with the job. Strap the fucker into Old Sparky, and hit the juice.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2022 10:55 AM (P3gRi)

508 Fox reporting the Reds have the power plant.



Maybe they need one in Cincinnati?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 04, 2022 10:55 AM (OTXUv)

509 Looks like Breyer voted to kill the terrorist.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at March 04, 2022 10:55 AM (sX1BW)

510 'and I was that little minky.'

Posted by: Eromero at March 04, 2022 10:55 AM (e1ulR)

511 Funny, Putin isn't a Christian.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 04, 2022 10:41 AM (aEubh)

Eastern Orthodox isn't Christian?
Posted by: Captain Hate

Is Putin EO? I thought he was a godless commie.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2022 10:55 AM (Hica+)

512 488
Outstanding. Besides Roberts, which liberal voted to restore? Kagan?

She and Roberts are going to be a team for a while.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at March 04, 2022 10:52 AM

Hold on there! I only voted in favor so I could write the majority opinion. Yes, he can be executed, but only LEGALLY. He'll still be alive, of course, but we'll declare him dead, publish an obituary, etc. That's much more humane and modern. Actual execution is barbaric, and SO against international norms!

Posted by: CJOTSC Roberts at March 04, 2022 10:56 AM (JCZqz)

513 Strap the fucker into Old Sparky, and hit the juice. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2022 10:55 AM (P3gRi)

I think blowing him up with a pressure cooker bomb would be more fitting.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 04, 2022 10:56 AM (BMmaB)

514 Well, now that the Supreme Court has ruled, get on with the job. Strap the fucker into Old Sparky, and hit the juice.

-------------

Can green energy deliver enough power? One of the benefits of green energy is that the wind may die during his execution so it just shocks him for a few hours until the wind picks up.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at March 04, 2022 10:57 AM (sX1BW)

515 "Strap the fucker into Old Sparky, and hit the juice."

Better to strap a pressure cooker bomb to his gut.

Posted by: We Don't Get Many gp's In Here at March 04, 2022 10:57 AM (qpX6U)

516 Hold on there! I only voted in favor so I could write the majority opinion. Yes, he can be executed, but only LEGALLY. He'll still be alive, of course, but we'll declare him dead, publish an obituary, etc. That's much more humane and modern. Actual execution is barbaric, and SO against international norms!
Posted by: CJOTSC Roberts

And he'll still vote, right ?

Posted by: JT at March 04, 2022 10:57 AM (arJlL)

517 Well, now that the Supreme Court has ruled, get on with the job. Strap the fucker into Old Sparky, and hit the juice.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2022 10:55 AM (P3gRi)

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He refuses to get vaxxed, so we can't execute him until he agrees.

/

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 04, 2022 10:57 AM (qVRSW)

518 Funny, Putin isn't a Christian.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 04, 2022 10:41 AM (aEubh)

Eastern Orthodox isn't Christian?
Posted by: Captain Hate


He's Christian like Michael Corleone was Catholic in The Godfather.

"Do you renounce the Devil and all of his works?"

"I do."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 04, 2022 10:57 AM (OTXUv)

519 494 A different type of Hitler video. Hitler plays Grand Theft Auto.

https://youtu.be/ysWoGR1p9K0
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 04, 2022 10:53 AM (FVME7)


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Hilarious

Posted by: 496 at March 04, 2022 10:57 AM (VJsqe)

520 Is Putin EO? I thought he was a godless commie.
Posted by: rickb223

He supports the church and the church supports him.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 04, 2022 10:58 AM (FVME7)

521 Eastern Orthodox isn't Christian?
Posted by: Captain Hate
___

I don't care what he claims.
His actions prove he isn't one.

Then again, most world leaders aren't showing much Christian wisdom or courage, either.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 04, 2022 10:58 AM (aEubh)

522 And he'll still vote, right ?

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So long as we can tax him, we can kill him.

- CJ Roberts

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at March 04, 2022 10:58 AM (sX1BW)

523 Better to strap a pressure cooker bomb to his gut. Posted by: We Don't Get Many gp's In Here at March 04, 2022 10:57 AM (qpX6U)

Horde mind!

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 04, 2022 10:58 AM (BMmaB)

524
He's Christian like Michael Corleone was Catholic in The Godfather.

"Do you renounce the Devil and all of his works?"

"I do."
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 04, 2022 10:57 AM (OTXUv)

Ding Ding Ding

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 04, 2022 10:58 AM (BgMrQ)

525 Well, now that the Supreme Court has ruled, get on with the job. Strap the fucker into Old Sparky, and hit the juice.

Can green energy deliver enough power? One of the benefits of green energy is that the wind may die during his execution so it just shocks him for a few hours until the wind picks up.
Posted by: SH

Instead of frying him, it just sous vide's his ass.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2022 10:58 AM (Hica+)

526 Funny, Putin isn't a Christian.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 04, 2022 10:41 AM (aEubh)

Eastern Orthodox isn't Christian?
Posted by: Captain Hate
==
You want to see that tested? Have the Pope and All the Bishops Consecrate Russia to BVM per Fatima and see if he is happy about it or SHTF.

Pity Bennie took a powder.

Posted by: It would be interesting at March 04, 2022 10:58 AM (uVww9)

527 518 Funny, Putin isn't a Christian.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 04, 2022 10:41 AM (aEubh)

Eastern Orthodox isn't Christian?
Posted by: Captain Hate

He's Christian like Michael Corleone was Catholic in The Godfather.
"Do you renounce the Devil and all of his works?"
"I do."
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 04, 2022 10:57 AM (OTXUv)

Paris is worth a Mass.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 04, 2022 10:59 AM (z5Vrg)

528 "By their fruits, ye shall know them"

Posted by: JT at March 04, 2022 10:59 AM (arJlL)

529 Well, Putin is as much of a Christian as Biden is

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 04, 2022 10:59 AM (z2xUm)

530 Is Putin EO? I thought he was a godless commie.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2022 10:55 AM (Hica+)


I could be wrong but even though he made his bones under the plague of communism, at heart he believed in the pre 1917 Russian Empire.

Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at March 04, 2022 10:59 AM (y7DUB)

531 Well, now that the Supreme Court has ruled, get on with the job. Strap the fucker into Old Sparky, and hit the juice.

Can green energy deliver enough power? One of the benefits of green energy is that the wind may die during his execution so it just shocks him for a few hours until the wind picks up.
Posted by: SH

Instead of frying him, it just sous vide's his ass.
==
You just woke up the cannibal.

Posted by: It would be interesting at March 04, 2022 10:59 AM (CM9tj)

532 486 ... Which owes its existence to the Canuckian government. The network was required to provide a percentage of genuine Canadian-oriented TV content, and the rest of the show was ruled to be too universal. So they threw together Bob and Doug for 2 minutes of Canadian ad-lib to placate the government regulators.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 04, 2022 10:51 AM (KYKwc)


At the time it was 60% Canadian Content rules, the bill introduced by then MP Flora McDonald under PM Brian Mulroney. All you needed for Canadian Content was a Canadian actor, a Canadian shot-on location, or for it to be Canadian owned/produced. It was simple.

Now it's down to 30%, but the rules are much more complicated, and in reality are much more about the graft the Canadian Government is paid by the production or network, than it is about Canadians starring in or producing a show. Predictable and inevitable corruption, as it ever was.

The whole thing was, and is stupid. People are going to watch what they want to watch and will find a way.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 04, 2022 10:59 AM (nRMeC)

533 529 Well, Putin is as much of a Christian as Biden is
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 04, 2022 10:59 AM (z2xUm)

========

"So, he's the pope of Russia, then."
-The New York Times' religion editor

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022 10:59 AM (LvTSG)

534 Well, Putin is as much of a Christian as Biden is
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
___

Yep.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 04, 2022 11:00 AM (aEubh)

535 I could be wrong but even though he made his bones under the plague of communism, at heart he believed in the pre 1917 Russian Empire.
Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt

You mean he didn't try real communism?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 04, 2022 11:00 AM (FVME7)

536 This seems well-researched on Putin's religion
https://religionfacts.com/putin

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 04, 2022 11:01 AM (lCui1)

537 Can green energy deliver enough power? One of the benefits of green energy is that the wind may die during his execution so it just shocks him for a few hours until the wind picks up.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at March 04, 2022 10:57 AM (sX1BW)

One of the Hitler assassination conspirators was hung and cut down before he expired, revived, and hung again.

Posted by: BignJames at March 04, 2022 11:01 AM (AwYPR)

538 Top Three Putin Plans for Assassinating Miss Lindsay:

3) Nuclear Butt Plug

2) Curare and Ricin Laced copy of "Photos of Naked Young Men for Totally Straight Guys. Nope, not Gay At. All. Just for Straight Guys....Yeah" Magazine, Scratch and Sniff Edition

1) Genetically Enhanced Assassination Gerbil with Sharp Steel Claws and Titanium Teeth

Posted by: naturalfake at March 04, 2022 11:02 AM (OMayC)

539 Talking about the Pluto - Goofy pants debate, our Weather Network was just running a winter's hobbies piece about a guy training huskies so he can become a dogsled musher. A section of the video clearly shows one of the dog's with a boner.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 04, 2022 11:02 AM (UHVv4)

540 I don't declare that those who say they are Christian are or are not. That's above my pay grade.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 04, 2022 11:02 AM (uHFrd)

541 Eastern Orthodox isn't Christian?
Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at March 04, 2022 10:54 AM


In the same way Hitler was Catholic...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2022 11:02 AM (RkC6l)

542 Well, that twisted old fruit Graham is nothing if not consistent. Whether it's Ashli Babbitt or Vladimir Putin, he always wants a Praetorian Guard to solve his political problems with a gunshot.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2022 11:02 AM (SKVme)

543 Morning Rant NOOD.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 04, 2022 11:03 AM (nRMeC)

544 I don't declare that those who say they are Christian are or are not. That's above my pay grade.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 04, 2022 11:02 AM (uHFrd)



It's actually pretty easy when you remember actions speak louder than words.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 11:03 AM (Zz0t1)

545 Tom Servo

There is a second Antonov-225 that was under constriction. That airframe is intact. Needs electronics and engines.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 04, 2022 11:03 AM (u82oZ)

546 Eastern Orthodox isn't Christian?
Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at March 04, 2022 10:54 AM

In the same way Hitler was Catholic...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2022 11:02 AM


To clarify, I was talking about Putin, not the Church.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2022 11:03 AM (RkC6l)

547 1) Genetically Enhanced Assassination Gerbil with Sharp Steel Claws and Titanium Teeth
Posted by: naturalfake


Enthusiastically endorsed by Richard Gere!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2022 11:03 AM (Hica+)

548 The whole thing was, and is stupid. People are going to watch what they want to watch and will find a way.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 04, 2022 10:59 AM (nRMeC)

And people are going to not watch what they don't want to watch, and the government can't stop them.

Shoot your TV.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2022 11:04 AM (P3gRi)

549 494 A different type of Hitler video. Hitler plays Grand Theft Auto.

https://youtu.be/ysWoGR1p9K0
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 04, 2022 10:53 AM (FVME7)

ok that was a hell of a lot funnier than I thought it could be!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 04, 2022 11:04 AM (trdmm)

550 Nood Buck

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 04, 2022 11:04 AM (u82oZ)

551 I once considered going to the Czech Republic to become a Prague-tologist.
---------------
But your index finger Warsaw by the end of the day so you went into cardiology instead??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 04, 2022 11:04 AM (UHVv4)

552 Anything done by Pete Davidson

I know, not a high bar
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2022 10:16 AM (ESjRY)
*
honestly, the one running skit he did where he was the clueless boy toy of the housewife was pretty funny. but then, i don't think he was actually acting there.
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at March 04, 2022


***
An image search suggests he's been dead for a while.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 11:04 AM (txdEq)

553 A different type of Hitler video. Hitler plays Grand Theft Auto.

https://youtu.be/ysWoGR1p9K0
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 04, 2022 10:53 AM (FVME7)


Funny shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2022 11:04 AM (VwHCD)

554 519 494 A different type of Hitler video. Hitler plays Grand Theft Auto.

https://youtu.be/ysWoGR1p9K0
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 04, 2022 10:53 AM (FVME7)
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Hilarious

Posted by: 496 at March 04, 2022 10:57 AM (VJsqe)
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Hahahaha.

1:40 into the video: "I'm fast and fuhrerious."

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 04, 2022 11:05 AM (qVRSW)

555 Noodus throckmortonii

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 11:05 AM (txdEq)

556 Trading is halted on ERUS, a Russian ETF. I bought some as it declined and still have a buy order in but I guess it is all frozen now.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 04, 2022 11:06 AM (yQpMk)

557 Well, the Russians set Europe's largest nuclear power plant on fire, the war rages on, inflation is out of control so what time is it?

Charlie Spiering
@charliespiering
Yes, Joe Biden is still scheduled to go home to Delaware this afternoon for the weekend

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 04, 2022 11:06 AM (FVME7)

558 To clarify, I was talking about Putin, not the Church.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2022 11:03 AM (RkC6l)

Hitler was an atheist. He didn't hide that fact.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 04, 2022 11:07 AM (uHFrd)

559 One of the Hitler assassination conspirators was hung and cut down before he expired, revived, and hung again.

----------------

Your choices are death by hanging? death by firing squad? or death by Kamala Harris history lesson?

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at March 04, 2022 11:07 AM (sX1BW)

560 8 There's nothing worse than a drunk fucking monkey

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 04, 2022 09:31 AM (z2xUm)

++++

How about a monkey fucking a drunk?

Posted by: No Name Today at March 04, 2022 11:07 AM (vlXMQ)

561 Which owes its existence to the Canuckian government. The network was required to provide a percentage of genuine Canadian-oriented TV content, and the rest of the show was ruled to be too universal. So they threw together Bob and Doug for 2 minutes of Canadian ad-lib to placate the government regulators.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 04, 2022 10:51 AM (KYKwc)
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I wonder if that's why SCTV did their Canadian history sketch?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 04, 2022 11:08 AM (5pTK/)

562 202 Governor Reynolds gives the SOTU response, then I see her in the news because of passing the Iowa law enforcing biological requirements for men and women's sports.

Now, I'm seeing a news article on her signing new 3.9% flat tax rate/cuts in Iowa, and how/when they go I to effect. Coincidence? Some algorithm thinking I want updates on her? Or is GOP Inc starting to push her as an option for future, higher office? Replacing Grassley, or running for VP/POTUS?

Posted by: Grimmy at March 04, 2022 09:59 AM (JCZqz)


Not sure what's going on there, but looks like something is. Grassley is up for reelection this year and is almost certain to win, so replacing him would be six years out, unless he croaks, which is possible since he's about 107 years old.

Posted by: a.moron at March 04, 2022 11:11 AM (tu3iY)

563
Trever Noah is all in a snit 'cause how the brothers are being dissed in Ukraine while the bombs are dropping.

Posted by: Auspex at March 04, 2022 11:15 AM (Xo3T0)

564 Fauci did not kill himself.

Posted by: Brett at March 04, 2022 11:18 AM (sgJMJ)

565 548 ... And people are going to not watch what they don't want to watch, and the government can't stop them.

Shoot your TV.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2022 11:04 AM (P3gRi)


Personally, right there with you on that.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 04, 2022 11:19 AM (nRMeC)

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