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Monday Overnight Open Thread (2/21/22)

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The Quotes of The Day

Quote I

“Because of that speech, the government is claiming that he is responsible for the continuation of the trucker blockade down on the border,” Nathan Pawlowski


Quote II

“That’s it. I’m done. She goes, or I go.” Montgomery County School Board,Chairwoman Susan Kass

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out.


Quote III

“You can guess which body part was a little bit frozen when I finished. “[I]t was one of the worst competitions I’ve been in.” Finnish Olympian Remi Lindholm


Quote IV

‘It was a party. I saw what I saw.’ Ian Scott


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Hopefully its ratings disaster will hurt NBC in the old pocketbook.

The New York Times called the Olympic Games "a joyless spectacle," while other media adjectives include "the low bar of avoiding total disaster."

According to the Associated Press, through Tuesday, an average of 12.2 million watched the Olympics in primetime on NBC, cable, or its Peacock streaming service, a 42-percent dip from the 2018 Winter Olympics in Seoul, South Korea.

"Only 10 million watched NBC alone, a 47-percent drop from 2018, and through early last week, it was down 57 percent in the critical 25-54 age demographic from the Seoul games," Fox News reported, noting the Super Bowl viewership boost NBC got from airing the Olympics right after the network aired the game.


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I don't know about you. But, I never saw this coming. Nah, just kidding.

Seattle PD having trouble hiring new officers

Politicians often can’t really afford to be far-sighted. Their constituents want immediate results, not the promise of better days down the road.

Yet officials can be far too short-sighted for their own good. Seattle, for example, was another of a handful of cities that cut funding to their police department not all that long ago.


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***SNORT***

The cargo ship Felicity Ace is aflame from bow to stern with a lithium-ion battery fire that can’t be put out with water alone.

The fire has been burning since Wednesday (Feb. 16), as the ship drifts in the Atlantic about 200 miles southwest of Portugal’s Azores Islands. Its 22-person crew abandoned ship and was rescued on Thursday.

The ship left Germany on Feb. 10 and headed for the US with about 4,000 Porsches, Bentleys and other luxury cars aboard, and some of those were electric vehicles. It’s not clear if the batteries contributed to the fire starting in the first place—a greasy rag in a lubricant-slicked engine room or a fuel leak are the usual suspects in ship fires—but the batteries are keeping the flames going now. A forensic investigation will take months to determine the cause.


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Kamala Harris, the San Francisco Headhunter, is a pleasant individual. Really.

Democrat President Joe Biden’s U.S. Ambassador to Germany, Amy Gutmann, has returned to the United States just days after first reporting for duty during the Munich Security Conference, taking a commercial flight back to the States after Vice President Kamala Harris refused to let her fly home on Air Force Two.

Gutmann, who presented her credentials just days ago — Thursday of last week — to begin work as the U.S. Ambassador to Germany, attended meetings at the Munich Security Conference with world leaders and fellow top U.S. officials, including Harris and Secretary of State Antony Blinken.

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Supposedly the Canadians are nice. Their cops, not so much.


And if you think the cops aren't nice. Meet the Reichsstatthalter of Ottawa, Jim Watson.

Ottawa Mayor Proposes To Sell Confiscated 'Freedom Convoy" Trucks

Ottawa police put an end to the "Freedom Convoy" protest in the downtown district that lasted for three weeks. On Friday and Saturday, officers arrested demonstrators and seized their vehicles. Now Ottawa Mayor Jim Watson wants to sell those seized trucks and campers to recoup millions of dollars the city lost during the three weeks of gridlock.

On Sunday, Watson told Canadian Broadcasting Corporation (CBC) that trucks, campers, and other vehicles seized from the convoy should be sold off, claiming Prime Minister Justin Trudeau's emergency powers could give him authority to do so.


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Let's face it. Corn Pop isn't as tough as Vlad is.

Wow. Putin chooses to invade Ukraine on the anniversary of one of Joe Biden’s tweets about him!

As we’ve reported already, Vladimir Putin has chosen to invade Ukraine today.

Well it turns out to be on the very day that Biden sent this tweet about Putin two years ago:

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It's for the children. The mentally ill are free to roam about the bedrooms.

Parents of fifth graders discover camp allowed male counselors who identified with female pronouns to sleep in all girl cabins

LOS ALAMITOS, CA- According to reports, a group of parents of students at Weaver Elementary School are upset with the Los Alamitos Unified School District after learning about the sleeping arrangements at a school-organized science camp in San Bernardino County.

Speaking of mentally ill.

Rapper Kasper Knight, a.k.a Kasper Tha Phantom, is apparently very serious about achieving fame.

The Indiana man put a gun to his cheek and pulled the trigger in a Facebook Live video, claiming he was doing it in order to include it in an upcoming music video.


***

The ONT Musical Interlude & Pizza Emporium



On this day: 21 Feb 1968
Otis Redding had his first entry on the UK singles chart when '(Sittin' On) The Dock Of The Bay' entered the chart, it went on to be a No.3 hit. The song became the first posthumous single to top the charts in the US. via thisdayinmusic.com


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Born on this day: 21 Feb 1949
American songwriter, musician Jerry Harrison, keyboards, guitar, Jonathan Richman And The Modern Lovers, and Talking Heads, who had the 1983 US No.9 single 'Burning Down The House', and the 1985 UK No.6 single 'Road To Nowhere'. Also a member of Casual Gods.via thisdayinmusic.com


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I never thought of a Goodwill store as a bank. Genius Award Winners.

WAYNE COUNTY, W.Va. (WSAZ/Gray News) – A married couple was arrested after police say the husband was overheard talking about plans to rob a Goodwill store in West Virginia.

Andy “AJ” Maynard and Samantha Maynard were arrested at the Lavalette, West Virginia, store around 5:30 p.m. Tuesday, according to WSAZ.

Minutes after an employee reported overhearing the potential threat, members of the Wayne County Sheriff Drug Enforcement Unit arrived.

***


When Mom is pissed, no one is happy. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.


The suspect sought in a Chicago train robbery has been identified as a Loyola University student recognized by his own mother, who reportedly dragged him into the police station to turn himself in.

Zion Brown, an 18-year-old sophomore at Loyola University Chicago, has been charged with armed robbery after allegedly stealing about $100 in cash at gunpoint from a Metra train conductor Tuesday afternoon, WBBM-TV reported. After recognizing photos of a masked suspect – seen glancing into a station security camera – shared by police and reported by the media as her son, Brown’s mother brought him into a police station in Calumet City for him to turn himself in, CWB Chicago reported.


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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian (ONT Cob Emeritus) at 10:02 PM




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1 Honk!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2022 10:03 PM (U2p+3)

2

Առաջին!

Posted by: Zettai at February 21, 2022 10:03 PM (WqYG4)

3 Honk honk.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2022 10:03 PM (4fSQf)

4 first

Posted by: Theodore at February 21, 2022 10:03 PM (GJnvT)

5 Yes! Victory is mine!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2022 10:03 PM (U2p+3)

6
So, we meet again.

We had lovely weather this weekend, wind out of the South pushing temperatures into the 70s.

Naturally, I developed an itchy throat and hacking cough, inducing a slight headache.

Used to, I'd say it was allergies, but now we know I'm going to die from Delta-Omicron 6 -- oh, no, wait, that was the planet in that Star Trek episode.

Posted by: mindful webworker - never masked, never jabbed at February 21, 2022 10:03 PM (FHtSE)

7 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 21, 2022 10:03 PM (SchxB)

8 Monday Monday

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 21, 2022 10:03 PM (II3Gr)

9 Honk... and buh bye Canada... dammit

Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 21, 2022 10:03 PM (+ldAm)

10 Jed's Place!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 21, 2022 10:04 PM (7bRMQ)

11 I want that cabin!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ We're not going to HONK our way out of this! ~ at February 21, 2022 10:04 PM (hOUT3)

12 That's okay. Two firsts in a row would have been overkill.

Posted by: Theodore at February 21, 2022 10:04 PM (GJnvT)

13 Howdy Mis hum. What's your snow situation?

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 21, 2022 10:04 PM (FBu0o)

14 evening all

Posted by: wing at February 21, 2022 10:05 PM (PlW9M)

15 Poetry in Motion ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at February 21, 2022 10:05 PM (qAR6u)

16 First!

Posted by: Porifera at February 21, 2022 10:05 PM (mLlPJ)

17 One day, that cabin will be mine.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2022 10:06 PM (4fSQf)

18 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 21, 2022 10:06 PM (Msys3)

19 MisHum, did you get the pix?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 21, 2022 10:06 PM (7bRMQ)

20 Used to, I'd say it was allergies, but now we know I'm going to die from Delta-Omicron 6 -- oh, no, wait, that was the planet in that Star Trek episode.

We'd prefer you didn't, but if you gotta go might as well dress appropriately.

https://youtu.be/JhBw80Y54gg

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 21, 2022 10:06 PM (SchxB)

21 Good evening morons and thanks mh

Amy Guttman is the idiot former president of an Ivy League college that showered cash on Biden. And she took a fun Halloween photo with a fratboy in a Nazi outfit. Fun!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 21, 2022 10:07 PM (EZebt)

22 Another great ONT, MisHum.

We had an almost spring-like day today. Got me to planning my little flower garden. Gonna start some seeds indoors tomorrow.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 21, 2022 10:07 PM (Dc2NZ)

23 Weird.
Kept going to the last thread.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2022 10:08 PM (axyOa)

24
13 Howdy Mis hum. What's your snow situation?
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 21, 2022 10:04 PM (FBu0o)

Not as bad as they forecasted.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 21, 2022 10:08 PM (aA3+G)

25 19 MisHum, did you get the pix?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 21, 2022 10:06 PM (7bRMQ


What kind of pics??!?

Honk honk

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2022 10:08 PM (4fSQf)

26 "Because of that speech, the government is claiming that he is responsible for the continuation of the trucker blockade down on the border," Nathan Pawlowski

Back all heroes in blue, our and Canada's!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 21, 2022 10:08 PM (II3Gr)

27 One day, that cabin will be mine.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2022 10:06 PM (4fSQf)


Back off, dude, I have already made a cash offer!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ We're not going to HONK our way out of this! ~ at February 21, 2022 10:09 PM (hOUT3)

28 Never liked Sittin on the Dock of Bay. In fact I hated it. Hated it when it came out, hate it now.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 21, 2022 10:09 PM (nxdel)

29 Pastor Pawlowski has been obeying God rather than men!!!! WE CANT HAVE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: The Authorities at February 21, 2022 10:09 PM (7bRMQ)

30 I had glass go through my cheek in an auto accident. Stitches and other things are nasty and it takes forever to heal. Rapper is dumb.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 21, 2022 10:09 PM (SsMRU)

31 >
Not as bad as they forecasted.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 21, 2022 10:08 PM (aA3+G)


Same here. So far.

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 21, 2022 10:09 PM (FBu0o)

32 That bitch isn't getting on my plane!

Posted by: Kamala! at February 21, 2022 10:10 PM (I2/tG)

33 Good night horde. God bless you

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 21, 2022 10:10 PM (lCui1)

34 I could never figure out how the German's voted Hitler into office.

Still can't figure it out, even though I'm watching it happen again today. And our own Congress will be next, because... JAN6!!!!

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2022 10:10 PM (oHd/0)

35 Back off, dude, I have already made a cash offer!

BlackRock just came in offering 50K over asking, all cash and covering closing.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 21, 2022 10:10 PM (SchxB)

36 19 MisHum, did you get the pix?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 21, 2022 10:06 PM (7bRMQ


I did. Thanks.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 21, 2022 10:10 PM (aA3+G)

37 *See Ukraine news*
*checks map*
*sees Ukraine is a little more than 10 miles away*
*declines to care*

Posted by: Obumbles McFuckstick who got millions less votes that Bidet at February 21, 2022 10:11 PM (Ojki1)

38
And I have an injured tooth since Friday afternoon, but didn't want to go in to the dentist while hacking and sneezing, right?

"Fortunately" cold days ahead. Wednesday a high of 24 and a low of ... 12.

Good times!

Posted by: mindful webworker - hack cough sneeze sniffle whimper at February 21, 2022 10:11 PM (FHtSE)

39 we discussed the 19 indictments of Austin, Tx police officers over the George Floyd riots, in the last thread - they may not turn out the way the Soros-funded prosecutor thinks it will. He ran on a defund and indict the police platform, and he's carrying out his orders.

However, one of the indicted officers is Justin Berry, who is running for Texas House District 19, a collection of suburbs. He promises to make this indictments, and their obviously corrupt nature, the centerpoint of his entire campaign this year - and he stands a good chance of winning office based on this.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2022 10:11 PM (evAgx)

40 Howdy Mis hum. What's your snow situation?
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 21, 2022 10:04 PM (FBu0o)

Discovering that an 8-ball doesn't last as long as you might think.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 21, 2022 10:11 PM (II3Gr)

41 Shittin' on a dock on the bay...

Posted by: San Fran Homeless at February 21, 2022 10:11 PM (sGny6)

42 A married couple was arrested after police say the husband was overheard talking about plans to rob a Goodwill store in West Virginia.

-
Now, that's class!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at February 21, 2022 10:11 PM (FVME7)

43
Zion Brown, an 18-year-old sophomore at Loyola University Chicago, has been charged with armed robbery after allegedly stealing about $100 in cash at gunpoint from a Metra train conductor Tuesday afternoon

I thought the reason people commit crimes is because they can't get into college?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 21, 2022 10:11 PM (63Dwl)

44 Off barely functional retard sock.

Posted by: Bete at February 21, 2022 10:11 PM (Ojki1)

45 Thanks for another swell ONT, Mis Hum!

Great little cabin up top. Looks like a doggeh in the window.

O Canada... what have you done?

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, HONK! Believing in America at February 21, 2022 10:11 PM (973h7)

46 Looks like any form of a Canadian vacation are right out.

Is Canada gonna go the full dive, and join Putin's revived USSR?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 21, 2022 10:12 PM (QzJWU)

47 27 One day, that cabin will be mine.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2022 10:06 PM (4fSQf)

Back off, dude, I have already made a cash offer!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ We're not going to HONK our way out of this! ~ at February 21, 2022 10:09 PM (hOUT3


I've got some spare change in the couch cushions to sweeten the offer! Victory is mine!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2022 10:12 PM (4fSQf)

48 One day, that cabin will be mine.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2022 10:06 PM (4fSQf)

Back off, dude, I have already made a cash offer!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3)


Too bad gents, myself and moonbeam sunshine purple acid petunia have already taken it over for "the people". Trespassers will be shot....for the people.

Posted by: Some Rat at February 21, 2022 10:13 PM (r1z5A)

49 I hope you're feeling better, Jewells.

Posted by: Retief at February 21, 2022 10:13 PM (vSlT4)

50 FJB

Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at February 21, 2022 10:13 PM (eFR3E)

51 Saaayyy, MisHum...is that one of your creations?
No matter. Awesome click. In fact, great music all around!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 21, 2022 10:13 PM (9uqbB)

52 High temp close to 90 here this coming Thursday.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 21, 2022 10:13 PM (OssQ4)

53 Is Canada gonna go the full dive, and join Putin's revived USSR?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

I'm guessing they will be more like Cuba.

Hoping our brethren behind the white curtain are stocked up on toilet paper and poutine.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2022 10:13 PM (4fSQf)

54 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Burlesque Advertising.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


Also by "truth in advertising."

Maybe.

Posted by: mikeski at February 21, 2022 10:14 PM (P1f+c)

55 O Canada... what have you done?
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, HONK! Believing in America at February 21, 2022 10:11 PM (973h7)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SSGsGdkJ2c

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 21, 2022 10:14 PM (II3Gr)

56 51 Saaayyy, MisHum...is that one of your creations?
No matter. Awesome click. In fact, great music all around!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 21, 2022 10:13 PM (9uqbB)

Good evening, no not my creation, glad you love the music.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 21, 2022 10:15 PM (aA3+G)

57 Can we just fast forward to the part where they pull Fidel Trudope from his spider hole?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2022 10:15 PM (4fSQf)

58 > A married couple was arrested after police say the husband was overheard talking about plans to rob a Goodwill store in West Virginia.
________________
Honeymoon. Means something different in Appalachia.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 21, 2022 10:15 PM (BFigT)

59 Posted by: Zettai at February 21, 2022 10:03 PM (WqYG4)

Fucking showoff.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 21, 2022 10:15 PM (XIJ/X)

60
Ambassadors are such cute anachronisms.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 21, 2022 10:15 PM (/U27+)

61 Parents of fifth graders discover camp allowed male counselors who identified with female pronouns to sleep in all girl cabins

Where have these parents been? They know exactly what kind of maladjusted freak liberals are running their schools, their cities, and their state. And if they vote for democrats they're pretty much getting what they deserve.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 21, 2022 10:15 PM (+lVUW)

62 I hope you're feeling better, Jewells.

Thanks. Right now I'm better but I've seen this movie before. Feel great and then like shit for days.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 21, 2022 10:16 PM (nxdel)

63 Cabin in the woods? Just stay out of the basement.

Posted by: Nobody of any consequence at February 21, 2022 10:16 PM (lKAqb)

64 What kind of pics??!?

Honk honk

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2022 10:08 PM (4fSQf)

Two Virgins album cover.

Posted by: The Authorities at February 21, 2022 10:16 PM (7bRMQ)

65 I dunno about that cabin
see all the boulders in the front yard?
It's just a matter of time

Posted by: DB - assume the feds have all your comms at February 21, 2022 10:16 PM (geLO8)

66 63 Cabin in the woods? Just stay out of the basement.

Posted by: Nobody of any consequence at February 21, 2022 10:16 PM (lKAqb)

And FFS, do NOT play the reel-to-reel.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 21, 2022 10:16 PM (II3Gr)

67 Where have these parents been? They know exactly what kind of maladjusted freak liberals are running their schools, their cities, and their state. And if they vote for democrats they're pretty much getting what they deserve.
Posted by: nerdygirl


To be fair, it was advertised as a "discovery" outing.

Posted by: Some Rat at February 21, 2022 10:17 PM (r1z5A)

68 And FFS, do NOT play the reel-to-reel.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 21, 2022 10:16 PM (II3Gr)

Or go skinny dipping!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2022 10:17 PM (4fSQf)

69 O Canada... what have you done?
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, HONK! Believing in America at February 21, 2022 10:11 PM (973h7)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SSGsGdkJ2c
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 21, 2022 10:14 PM (II3Gr)
* * * *
Alas, all too true, I fear.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, HONK! Believing in America at February 21, 2022 10:17 PM (973h7)

70 For Sale: preordered fully equipped Porsche. will arrive soon, must sell now for life essential surgery, willing to let it go for $10k, cash only. Sale is "accept as is condition", due to arrive on Felicity Ace ship within the week.

Don't miss out on this once in a lifetime deal.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 21, 2022 10:17 PM (Cus5s)

71
Now is the time for the blitzkrieg invasion to 54-40.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 21, 2022 10:18 PM (/U27+)

72
To be fair, it was advertised as a "discovery" outing.
Posted by: Some Rat at February 21, 2022 10:17 PM (r1z5A)


And it involved "science" so it must all be good!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ We're not going to HONK our way out of this! ~ at February 21, 2022 10:18 PM (hOUT3)

73 The only ship's engine room's I've been in were clean as a whistle. With a cargo that valuable I imagine the shipping line would have been well vetted.

Posted by: Javems at February 21, 2022 10:18 PM (mLlPJ)

74 Don't miss out on this once in a lifetime deal.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 21, 2022 10:17 PM (Cus5s


Man, that car sounds like it's hot!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2022 10:18 PM (4fSQf)

75
Mis Hum takes all these pictures from his front yard.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 21, 2022 10:19 PM (/U27+)

76 66. Again.

Posted by: Bete at February 21, 2022 10:19 PM (Ojki1)

77 Don't miss out on this once in a lifetime deal.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 21, 2022 10:17 PM (Cus5s
Man, that car sounds like it's hot!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2022 10:18 PM (4fSQf)


I bet the phone lines are burning up with offers!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ We're not going to HONK our way out of this! ~ at February 21, 2022 10:19 PM (hOUT3)

78 Amy Guttman is the idiot former president of an Ivy League college that showered cash on Biden. And she took a fun Halloween photo with a fratboy in a Nazi outfit. Fun!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 21, 2022 10:07 PM (EZebt)


Well, at least the fratboy wasn't in blackface. I hear that's a big no no.

Posted by: Gov Northam at February 21, 2022 10:20 PM (+lVUW)

79 >>> Never liked Sittin on the Dock of Bay. In fact I hated it. Hated it when it came out, hate it now.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 21, 2022 10:09 PM (nxdel)


Fist bump!

Posted by: The Michael Bolton at February 21, 2022 10:20 PM (SsMRU)

80 K-Ass has just painted a big Kick Me on her beamy posterior. And there are a lot of folks who'd be happy to see if they could drop kick her broad beam through the goal posts of life. Sweety, if you can't stand the heat that arises from your goofy ass policies, well you need to get out of the kitchen.

Posted by: GlendaleGreybeard at February 21, 2022 10:20 PM (cn6vO)

81 I know I'm supposed to be rooting for the US but I just have to laugh at how Putin depanted Biden over that tweet of Biden's from last year about how Biden was the only one who could go toe-to-toe with Putin.

The one thing that worries me is that Biden will likely do something foolish to escalate the situation in order to prove what a tough guy he is. I hope Putin is more restrained if this happens.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at February 21, 2022 10:20 PM (xxG/v)

82 Robert the Cat (TM) updates. He's a very sweet boy, was lounging by the front door and I told him, "You can't go outside, you're a black cat. You'd be lost in the dark. And I want to keep you forever." I think it made an impression.

Now I have to find the food thing. The bag I got from the Humane Society just said "Purina One Adult." The thing is, there are a lot of different "Purina One" varieties, none of which are listed as just "adult."

He's a really great cat. I think you'd like him. For one thing, he's a cat, and that adds a lot of likeability.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 21, 2022 10:21 PM (m0zqP)

83 Two Virgins album cover.

Posted by: The Authorities at February 21, 2022 10:16 PM



Triggered! Childhood -- gone!

You will pay, my friend, and soon...

Oh, yes...

Posted by: Zettai at February 21, 2022 10:21 PM (9bAhW)

84 Sorry you're not feeling well Jewells. Prayers.

Posted by: Some Rat at February 21, 2022 10:21 PM (r1z5A)

85 Some of the "names" at Lloyd's of London are going to be very unhappy.

Posted by: Nobody of any consequence at February 21, 2022 10:21 PM (lKAqb)

86 That's where the Log Cabin Republicans live, right?

I wonder why it's so quiet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 21, 2022 10:22 PM (VxC1e)

87
Just one more Me comment.

So, I'm suffering and trying to treat it all with home remedies -- vitamins, homeopathy, tea with honey, and...

Oh no! This bottle of rum is empty.

Oh no ^2! There's no more brandy!

Ah, wait, there was a big unopened bottle of Jameson hiding in the bar.

I feel better already.

Posted by: mindful webworker - all is well at February 21, 2022 10:22 PM (FHtSE)

88 Is Canada gonna go the full dive, and join Putin's revived USSR?

No, Russia is too free by modern Canadian standards

Posted by: 18-1 at February 21, 2022 10:22 PM (ESjRY)

89 Bob Beckel has assumed room temperature.
I for one could care less.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 21, 2022 10:22 PM (aA3+G)

90 Biden already put crippling sanctions in place on the two breakaway provinces.

No American can do business in those small areas of Ukraine.

That will crush Putin

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2022 10:23 PM (4fSQf)

91 I understand Seattle being unable to hire new cops, and I take pleasure in it. But at the same time I see cities like Seattle being forced to start hiring cops that no one else will - because of bad histories, incompetence, etc.
And those cops, knowing they can't get a job anywhere else, will do whatever the totalitarian leaders of Seattle tell them to. Just like Canada.

Posted by: 29Victor at February 21, 2022 10:23 PM (BJKQV)

92 Dancing toe-to-toe and cheek-to-cheek... it's so romantic...

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 21, 2022 10:23 PM (sGny6)

93 joey b. mixes up his talking points memos....and BAM! We got us a two front war!

Posted by: Some Rat at February 21, 2022 10:23 PM (r1z5A)

94 87. Remedy can't be that great as your post is legible and you aren't blaming autocucumber for any of it.

Posted by: Bete at February 21, 2022 10:23 PM (Ojki1)

95 The one thing that worries me is that Biden will likely do something foolish to escalate the situation in order to prove what a tough guy he is. I hope Putin is more restrained if this happens.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie

We're reduced to hoping for the humanity of Vladimir Putin. PANIC TIME!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at February 21, 2022 10:24 PM (FVME7)

96 Thanks Some Rat. It's been one step forward and two steps back so far. I'm sick of being sick.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 21, 2022 10:24 PM (nxdel)

97 Jack Posobiec's Twitter feed has a really incisive look at the 'mental conditioning" of hate used by the Colbert Show.
there's 10 seconds of some propaganda 'fact" , followed by a snarky dismissive quip, quickly followed by a prompt to laugh and a long pause for the laughter. Lather rinse repeat. Audiences and viewers are being trained to cue 'derisive laughter" for anything that opposes the narrative. It moves along briskly, so there's no time for a viewer to pause and say "wait, what?"

Posted by: vivi at February 21, 2022 10:24 PM (33kEg)

98 There's a lot of information missing from the Gutman story.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 21, 2022 10:24 PM (r/d3+)

99 So remember how the GOPe could never find a way to do anything about the southern invasion?

Well, Castro showed you the way, just declare an emergency and you can arrest anyone you want for any reason. Oh, and then take all their stuff too! Do that to the illegals once and they'll never come back...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 21, 2022 10:24 PM (ESjRY)

100 89 Oh, we can sometimes have nice things.

Posted by: Bete at February 21, 2022 10:24 PM (Ojki1)

101 Bob Beckel has assumed room temperature.

Wow.. really? Not that I care. He was always a nasty SOB.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 21, 2022 10:25 PM (nxdel)

102 "The cargo ship Felicity Ace is aflame from bow to stern with a lithium-ion battery fire that can't be put out with water alone."

Will it keep burning even after the ship goes all the way to the bottom? I propose an experiment.

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at February 21, 2022 10:25 PM (qpX6U)

103 I understand Seattle being unable to hire new cops, and I take pleasure in it. But at the same time I see cities like Seattle being forced to start hiring cops that no one else will - because of bad histories, incompetence, etc.
And those cops, knowing they can't get a job anywhere else, will do whatever the totalitarian leaders of Seattle tell them to. Just like Canada.
Posted by: 29Victor


Seattle just dropped it's bicycle helmet law because it's racist. Peak stupid for these people is a goal.

Posted by: Some Rat at February 21, 2022 10:25 PM (r1z5A)

104 >>> I understand Seattle being unable to hire new cops, and I take pleasure in it. But at the same time I see cities like Seattle being forced to start hiring cops that no one else will - because of bad histories, incompetence, etc.
And those cops, knowing they can't get a job anywhere else, will do whatever the totalitarian leaders of Seattle tell them to. Just like Canada.
Posted by: 29Victor at February 21, 2022 10:23 PM (BJKQV)

Student loans, health care, insurance... Break it intentionally, then take it over and use it for your own purpose.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 21, 2022 10:25 PM (SsMRU)

105 There's a lot of information missing from the Gutman story.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 21, 2022 10:24 PM (r/d3+)

You're right.

0.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 21, 2022 10:25 PM (SH2Zi)

106 Would "Felicity Ace" translate to "Ace of Happiness" or just "Happy Ace?"

Posted by: 29Victor at February 21, 2022 10:26 PM (BJKQV)

107 Can we just fast forward to the part where they pull Fidel Trudope from his spider hole?

The people have spoken. Canadians prefer totalitarian dictatorships.

I find it odd that Castreau is worse than Putin as far as dictators go, yet there is not a word said about Canada's exit from Western Civilization - now one of the largest Communist countries (as far as land mass) on Earth.

Ukraine is better off in Putin's hands than Canada is in Castreau's.

Posted by: Rueben Hick at February 21, 2022 10:26 PM (lD3vL)

108 "Bob Beckel has assumed room temperature."

Distilleries and breweries around the world lower their flags to half staff.

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at February 21, 2022 10:26 PM (qpX6U)

109 So sad that U.S. Ambassador to Germany, Amy Gutmann let Kum-alot down. Yet another failing to position for success I suppose. No wonder Veep Throat denied Gutmann a seat on AF2!

At least no one in a position of power anywhere in the world noticed...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, HONK! Believing in America at February 21, 2022 10:26 PM (973h7)

110 All those depressing links, then my Favorite song in the whole world. Sittin on the Dock of the Bay. Thank you.

Posted by: Infidel at February 21, 2022 10:27 PM (JAkXN)

111 Kumala was only too happy to blow Willie Brown but now she won't let a government diplomat ride on her plane?

When did she turn into such a bitch?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 21, 2022 10:27 PM (VxC1e)

112 Triggered! Childhood -- gone!

You will pay, my friend, and soon...

Oh, yes...

Posted by: Zettai at February 21, 2022 10:21 PM (9bAhW)

Tsk, tsk, you know The Authorities never pay. We'll send you some low level flunky to abuse as a peace offering.

Posted by: The Authorities at February 21, 2022 10:27 PM (7bRMQ)

113 Jack Posobiec's Twitter feed has a really incisive look at the 'mental conditioning" of hate used by the Colbert Show.

A cow-worker tried to get me to watch some Colbert clip a few years back. I don't remember what the issue being talking about was, but it was something Colbert had straight up ripped off from FARK or Something Awful or something like that because I had read it days earlier.

I told my cow-worker about it and he was both shocked that Colbert had stolen someone else's "joke/point/rant" and annoyed with me that I was neither amused nor angered...but just bored with it.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 21, 2022 10:28 PM (ESjRY)

114 And those cops, knowing they can't get a job anywhere else, will do whatever the totalitarian leaders of Seattle tell them to. Just like Canada.
Posted by: 29Victor at February 21, 2022 10:23 PM (BJKQV)

and this is how a police force becomes nothing but a goon squad, and this is when organized crime families step in and provide the only Real justice that anyone can find, privately.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2022 10:28 PM (evAgx)

115 Kumala was only too happy to blow Willie Brown but now she won't let a government diplomat ride on her plane?

When did she turn into such a bitch?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 21, 2022 10:27 PM (VxC1e)

In her defense, Amy Gutman does not have a dick . . . that we know of.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 21, 2022 10:28 PM (SH2Zi)

116 110 All those depressing links, then my Favorite song in the whole world. Sittin on the Dock of the Bay. Thank you.
Posted by: Infidel at February 21, 2022 10:27 PM (JAkXN)

You're welcome

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 21, 2022 10:28 PM (aA3+G)

117 Fist bump!
Posted by: The Michael Bolton at February 21, 2022 10:20 PM (SsMRU)


Your music sucked too.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 21, 2022 10:28 PM (nxdel)

118 On a depressing news day, Politico has a happy news story.

350.org, the environmental organization founded by the odious Bill McKibben, noted a few years ago that it was white. Blindingly white. Who would have expected such a thing in an environmental organization founded in Vermont!

So, they decided that they were going to fix this, so they vastly increased their budget, and hired a bunch of "authentic" People of Color - i.e. people with chips on their shoulders. They announced this at a $800,000 "retreat" at a five-star luxury resort in Killarney, Ireland.

Well, none of the senior white people gave up their jobs, of course, so they acquired minority underlings. Then fundraising didn't work out, and they laid a bunch of people off - none of them the senior white people, of course.

The minority underlings screamed that this was racist, since minorities were being laid off. The senior white people said, no, it was mostly white people laid off. Then the minority underlings screamed that this was racist, since they were having to do the work of the laid-off white people.

You love to see it.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 21, 2022 10:28 PM (I2/tG)

119 Enjoyed the post content, but (fortunately for everyone) I don't feel compelled to comment on much.

I do want to know that the Mom who took her train-robber son into the police station dragged him in by the ear.

Posted by: mindful webworker - moms rule at February 21, 2022 10:29 PM (FHtSE)

120 Well, I'm off to go watch the season finale of Canada.

L8R, y'all.

Posted by: Rueben Hick at February 21, 2022 10:29 PM (lD3vL)

121 Kumala was only too happy to blow Willie Brown but now she won't let a government diplomat ride on her plane?

Posted by: Cicero

Her thought that it's 'her plane' tells us all we need to know about her.

But we knew that already.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 21, 2022 10:29 PM (Msys3)

122 ..Bob Beckel has assumed room temperature.
I for one could care less. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 21, 2022 10:22 PM (aA3+G)


I'm gonna call that ante, and raise you an "I couldn't care less", champ! *slides pile of chips to the center of the table* (fact is, I COULDN'T care less. I have a paucity of careage, the equivalent in "care" of absolute zero in physical measurements, the absolute cessation of movement within the elements of the hydrogen atom.)

But, Hannity will be sure to eulogize the fat bastard. As sure as the sun rises tomorrow. *slides more chips* Betcha I'm right!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 21, 2022 10:29 PM (QzJWU)

123 >>> "The cargo ship Felicity Ace is aflame from bow to stern with a lithium-ion battery fire that can't be put out with water alone."

Will it keep burning even after the ship goes all the way to the bottom? I propose an experiment.
Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at February 21, 2022 10:25 PM (qpX6U)


Ooh! A combination of The Poseidon Adventure and The Towering Inferno. What part will Brian Dennehy play?

Posted by: banana Dream at February 21, 2022 10:29 PM (SsMRU)

124
Those Porsches will clean up fine. Just ask any Houston car dealer after a flood.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 21, 2022 10:29 PM (/U27+)

125 Oh we have an ONT, TY MisHum for your work.

Now who just died?, I forgot already,

Posted by: Farmer at February 21, 2022 10:29 PM (55Qr6)

126 The people have spoken. Canadians prefer totalitarian dictatorships.

Last time I checked GOP statements the only ones saying anything about the dictator to the north were MTG and Chip Roy.

But I guess Mitch's bosses want a war a little further away.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 21, 2022 10:29 PM (ESjRY)

127 Armenian, Zettai?

That's cool.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 21, 2022 10:30 PM (8gxrg)

128 Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 21, 2022 10:29 PM (QzJWU)

Cheers

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 21, 2022 10:30 PM (aA3+G)

129 Parents of fifth graders discover camp allowed male counselors who identified with female pronouns to sleep in all girl cabins

That's disgusting. Men, with girls? Ewwwww.

Posted by: The Lincoln Project at February 21, 2022 10:30 PM (7bRMQ)

130 Grudge Harbor, if you're here - thanks for your rum comment. In fact yes, I have a bottle of RL Seale's 10-year about half-gone right now, and Doorly's 12 is going to be my next Bajan style - and both from TotalCommieWine.

On the same line, The Real McCoy 12-year, another Seale product, is one to grab. More $, but very very good, same style. I found it under-priced at a local store, but failed to get another before they sold out. Give it time in the glass for the first 4-5 pours, after that the bottle itself has had air and the flavor just gets better and better.

Two Dominican soleras in the $30 range are Ron Alegro XO (Total has it) and South Bay (first one better). Have eyes on 2 locally available Jamaicans, Worthy Park Single Estate ($) and Monymusk Special Reserve, for my first dip in that pool.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 21, 2022 10:30 PM (OTzUX)

131 Fist bump!
Posted by: The Michael Bolton

Your music sucked too.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB

I'm taking this as a sign you are getting better!!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 21, 2022 10:30 PM (Msys3)

132 Been on an 80s binge. Listening to "Why Me," Planet P Project. Really cool song. One of the better 80s New Wave bands, IMHO.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at February 21, 2022 10:30 PM (x8Wzq)

133 82
I'm so diggin' Robert the Cat (TM)!
I so hope you have years and years of happiness!
Give him a little piece of salmon once in awhile. He'll NEVER leave, ever .

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 21, 2022 10:30 PM (9uqbB)

134 94 87. Remedy can't be that great as your post is legible and you aren't blaming autocucumber for any of it.
Posted by: Bete


I'mm jush gettink starteded.

Posted by: mindful webworker - how do you spell hiccough? at February 21, 2022 10:30 PM (FHtSE)

135 Kumala was only too happy to blow Willie Brown but now she won't let a government diplomat ride on her plane?

When did she turn into such a bitch?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 21, 2022 10:27 PM (VxC1e)

In her defense, Amy Gutman does not have a dick . . . that we know of.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 21, 2022 10:28 PM (SH2Zi)
***

But she does have academic creds and probably intimidated the crap outta our glorious vp.
Cant have that!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2022 10:31 PM (axyOa)

136 >>> 117 Fist bump!
Posted by: The Michael Bolton at February 21, 2022 10:20 PM (SsMRU)

Your music sucked too.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 21, 2022 10:28 PM (nxdel)

It's not my fault I share a name with that no-talent ass clown.

Posted by: Michael Bolton at February 21, 2022 10:31 PM (llON8)

137 Because of that speech, the government is claiming that he is responsible for the continuation of the trucker blockade down on the border

We don't care what they say, it's God over the government

https://tinyurl.com/m7hrjc94

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at February 21, 2022 10:31 PM (1A6lZ)

138 Ooh! A combination of The Poseidon Adventure and The Towering Inferno. What part will Brian Dennehy play?
Posted by: banana Dream


The ship.

Posted by: Some Rat at February 21, 2022 10:31 PM (r1z5A)

139 in case you missed it before ... "I put some Bee Gees music over North Korean marching" (making light of NK nuke threat, or EOTWAWKI in general, but mostly mocking tyrant regimes in comparison to our 'previously' free regimes)

https://is.gd/SH8rZt

Posted by: illiniwek at February 21, 2022 10:31 PM (Cus5s)

140 Ooh! A combination of The Poseidon Adventure and The Towering Inferno. What part will Brian Dennehy play?

Posted by: banana Dream
---------
Burning ship.

Posted by: whig at February 21, 2022 10:32 PM (Iq9dF)

141 Fist bump!
Posted by: The Michael Bolton at February 21, 2022 10:20 PM (SsMRU)

Your music sucked too.
Posted by: Jewells45

take that you no talent asshoe!
-Michael Bolton from Office Space

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (Du33Y) - at February 21, 2022 10:32 PM (Du33Y)

142 136 >>> 117 Fist bump!
Posted by: The Michael Bolton at February 21, 2022 10:20 PM (SsMRU)

Your music sucked too.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 21, 2022 10:28 PM (nxdel)

It's not my fault I share a name with that no-talent ass clown.
Posted by: Michael Bolton at February 21, 2022 10:31 PM (llON

Whatever dude

Posted by: Yanni at February 21, 2022 10:32 PM (aA3+G)

143 Brian Dennehy will play the cargo ship.

Posted by: JuJuBee at February 21, 2022 10:32 PM (mNhhD)

144 Hello everyone, I have a question - what do you think about signing a living will? My husband and I are re-doing our affairs and one of the documents the lawyer recommends is a living will. I'm not on board. My worries - the document says 2 doctors will review my case. I don't know who these 2 doctors are. Suppose one of them has a kid with a ball game that he needs to get to when he stops by to see me. Bing, I'm gone. The other concern is - suppose we end up with socialized medicine and the doctor works for the government instead of for me . . . and budget cuts are encouraged. I'm not sure I want to sign away my rights, and I'm not sure I want to make my death convenient for everyone. What do you all think about living wills?

Posted by: NavyMom at February 21, 2022 10:32 PM (YN+2u)

145 Off sock

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 21, 2022 10:32 PM (aA3+G)

146 >Ooh! A combination of The Poseidon Adventure and The Towering Inferno. What part will Brian Dennehy play?


the ocean

Posted by: DB at February 21, 2022 10:32 PM (geLO8)

147 So sad that U.S. Ambassador to Germany, Amy Gutmann let Kum-alot down.

That bitch is friends with DOCTOR Jill, which is how she got her ambassadorship.

No friend of DOCTOR Jill is flying on my plane!

Posted by: Kamala! at February 21, 2022 10:32 PM (I2/tG)

148 lol Tonypete. We'll see tomorrow. It's been up and down for the past several days. And yeah... I'm in a mood.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 21, 2022 10:33 PM (nxdel)

149 Been organizing office and came across a boxof stuff that inludes shit I've written over the years. Mostly longhand. So far I see: 1) My handwriting was fucking awesome. 2) I was a fucking idiot. Still, I need to re-read some of what I wrote.

Turns out I wrote a lot.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at February 21, 2022 10:34 PM (x8Wzq)

150 A Taiwanese Olympic athlete is in trouble back home after posting a picture of herself practicing while wearing a ChiCom team uniform.

"There are no nationalities in sport", quothe the Imbecile.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 21, 2022 10:34 PM (8gxrg)

151 Vladimir Putin has chosen to invade Ukraine today.

Someone failed to position Kamala for success again.

Posted by: Methos at February 21, 2022 10:34 PM (kOpft)

152 "Ooh! A combination of The Poseidon Adventure and The Towering Inferno. What part will Brian Dennehy play?"

The a-hole sheriff who harasses the ship until it grabs an M60 and shoots the ceiling while yelling "Nuthnsovr!!"

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at February 21, 2022 10:34 PM (qpX6U)

153 Now I have to find the food thing. The bag I got from the Humane Society just said "Purina One Adult." The thing is, there are a lot of different "Purina One" varieties, none of which are listed as just "adult."

I'm not sure about cats, but with dogs, changing their food too abruptly can make them sick. What you can do if you still have some of the old cat food, buy some version of Purina One Adult, and mix the new in with some of the old cat food for a couple of days. Cat's tummy should adjust to the new stuff.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 21, 2022 10:35 PM (+lVUW)

154 Your neighbor buys one of those campers sold at auction in Ottawa.

What do you do?

Posted by: Mr Gaga at February 21, 2022 10:35 PM (KiBMU)

155 Romeo13, the Germans never elected Hitler to anything.

In fact, he lost two presidential elections to von Hindenburg.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 21, 2022 10:35 PM (EZebt)

156 151 Vladimir Putin has chosen to invade Ukraine today.

Someone failed to position Kamala for success again.
Posted by: Methos at February 21, 2022 10:34 PM (kOpft)


Someone failed to say, "On your knees bitch."

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 21, 2022 10:35 PM (aA3+G)

157 Tons of burning Lithium Ion batteries and the chemicals that will be used to extinguish them will do orders of magnitude more damage to the environment than the Exxon Valdez ever did. But not a single environmentalist will care.

Posted by: 29Victor at February 21, 2022 10:36 PM (BJKQV)

158 83 Two Virgins album cover

Funniest story I ever heard about that was that when John dropped off the pics, the record company exec said something like "couldn't you have used Paul? He's better looking"
My theory on the Yoko thing is that a) John had had SO many "cute" women that he was sick of them and Yoko was different at least b) John liked to be "difficult" and enjoyed the idea of society not understanding c) he did a lot of drugs at the time

Posted by: azjaeger at February 21, 2022 10:36 PM (3/XaG)

159 There's a lot of information missing from the Gutman story.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 21, 2022 10:24 PM (r/d3+)

Where's the Black Bird?!

Posted by: Joel Cairo at February 21, 2022 10:36 PM (7bRMQ)

160 On Sunday, Watson told Canadian Broadcasting Corporation (CBC) that trucks, campers, and other vehicles seized from the convoy should be sold off

I think that Canadian truckers should drive their rigs to the US and take a well-deserved two week vacation.

You know there's a truck shortage in the US, eh?

Posted by: Kamala! at February 21, 2022 10:36 PM (I2/tG)

161 151 Vladimir Putin has chosen to invade Ukraine today.

----------

One well-timed blowjob from Kumala and this whole unfortunate episode might have been avoided. Unfortunately, Kumala was late so Putin just went ahead with his original plan.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 21, 2022 10:36 PM (VxC1e)

162 Last time I checked GOP statements the only ones saying anything about the dictator to the north were MTG and Chip Roy.

But I guess Mitch's bosses want a war a little further away.

Posted by: 18-1
---------------------
That means at least 50 percent of the population has two representatives (MTG and Chip Roy) while the leftist half has 533 (Rest of HR and 100 Senators).

Posted by: whig at February 21, 2022 10:37 PM (Iq9dF)

163 151 Vladimir Putin has chosen to invade Ukraine today.

Someone failed to position Kamala for success again.

Posted by: Methos at February 21, 2022 10:34 PM (kOpft)

Well I heard he just annexed it!

Posted by: The Vice President Kamala at February 21, 2022 10:37 PM (mLlPJ)

164 We should be offering amnesty to Canadians fleeing Castro, just like we did Cubans fleeing his father.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 21, 2022 10:37 PM (ESjRY)

165 All according to plan.

Canada leads the way as a New World Hors D'oeuvre.

Posted by: Klaus Schwab at February 21, 2022 10:37 PM (FHtSE)

166 You're underestimating Brian Dennehy. He's going to play the part of the Atlantic Ocean.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at February 21, 2022 10:37 PM (uTrz1)

167 >>> Posted by: NavyMom at February 21, 2022 10:32 PM (YN+2u)

Honestly, you should tell your lawyer you're working with all your concerns. All of those are valid issues that have been dealt with before and if the lawyer is worth anything and sees billable hours in it they should be able to address it.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 21, 2022 10:37 PM (SsMRU)

168 Good on mom for turning in her thug kid.

Posted by: Infidel at February 21, 2022 10:37 PM (JAkXN)

169 "What do you all think about living wills?"
*******
If there is a cent left in my medical plan I want it spent keeping me alive. If God wants me, He will figure a way to get me on His time, not the doctor's.

Posted by: Cosda at February 21, 2022 10:37 PM (m3hSJ)

170 151 Weirdly you'd think AF2 would have a desk as all her suck-sess has involved her positioning under one.

Posted by: Bete at February 21, 2022 10:38 PM (Ojki1)

171 Well, actually if you want to be technical, when Hindenburg died, they had a plebescite on joining the office of President and the Chancellor into the new title Fuhrer, so he was "elected" to that.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 21, 2022 10:38 PM (EZebt)

172 ..Cheers
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 21, 2022 10:30 PM (aA3+G)


Cheers backatcha, amigo. What'cha drinkin? I'm buyin the first round, for you, of course.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 21, 2022 10:38 PM (QzJWU)

173

*shoves a pilchard through the USB port for Robert The Cat™...

Posted by: Zettai at February 21, 2022 10:38 PM (AVnGb)

174 One well-timed blowjob from Kumala and this whole unfortunate episode might have been avoided. Unfortunately, Kumala was late so Putin just went ahead with his original plan.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 21, 2022 10:36 PM (VxC1e


She dropped the ball, no doubt.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2022 10:38 PM (4fSQf)

175 One well-timed blowjob from Kumala and this whole unfortunate episode might have been avoided.

I have standards.

Posted by: Vladmir Vladmirovich! at February 21, 2022 10:38 PM (I2/tG)

176 I'm not sure I want to sign away my rights, and I'm not sure I want to make my death convenient for everyone. What do you all think about living wills?

Posted by: NavyMom
--------------------
My lawyer hated them. He prefers giving medical power of attorney to someone you trust.

Posted by: whig at February 21, 2022 10:38 PM (Iq9dF)

177 The Porsche I just traded in had an ash tray and a cigarette lighter. Smoking es gut!

Posted by: Mr Gaga at February 21, 2022 10:39 PM (KiBMU)

178 I have a Healthcare Directive. My son gets sole power to make decisions.

Just choose someone that you know loves you. And make sure that they know what you want and don't want.

Posted by: Nobody of any consequence at February 21, 2022 10:39 PM (lKAqb)

179 I'm relieved all the Candian LEO's get to go home safe to their families after disbanding the deadly terror convoy.

Posted by: Ripley at February 21, 2022 10:39 PM (PTDkx)

180 172 ..Cheers
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 21, 2022 10:30 PM (aA3+G)

Cheers backatcha, amigo. What'cha drinkin? I'm buyin the first round, for you, of course.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 21, 2022 10:38 PM (QzJWU)

I'll think about it and will let you know in time for the TXMoMe

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 21, 2022 10:39 PM (aA3+G)

181 170 151 Weirdly you'd think AF2 would have a desk as all her suck-sess has involved her positioning under one.

Posted by: Bete
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After she suck starts AF2's engines, doesn't have the stamina for anything else.

Posted by: whig at February 21, 2022 10:39 PM (Iq9dF)

182 166 Brian Dennehy will play the part of the Universal globe logo at the start of the film.

Posted by: Bete at February 21, 2022 10:39 PM (Ojki1)

183 "Vladimir Putin has chosen to invade Ukraine today."

Only the 'Sudetenland' part, right?

Coupla days ago I worked UR5FSP/MM in the Black Sea, on 40m FT8.

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at February 21, 2022 10:40 PM (qpX6U)

184 So sad that U.S. Ambassador to Germany, Amy Gutmann let Kum-alot down.

That bitch is friends with DOCTOR Jill, which is how she got her ambassadorship.

No friend of DOCTOR Jill is flying on my plane!
Posted by: Kamala! at February 21, 2022 10:32 PM (I2/tG)
* * * *
*SNORT*

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, HONK! Believing in America at February 21, 2022 10:40 PM (973h7)

185 Imma go listen to Otis again.

Posted by: Infidel at February 21, 2022 10:40 PM (JAkXN)

186 Franpsycho, wasn't the plebiscite after the Machtubernahme (seizure of power)? Pathetic how much I get timelines and dates mixed up with some things.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 21, 2022 10:40 PM (OTzUX)

187 Been on an 80s binge. Listening to "Why Me," Planet P Project. Really cool song. One of the better 80s New Wave bands, IMHO.

Tony Carey's project. His mainstream stuff goes out under his name, other stuff goes out under Planet P.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 21, 2022 10:40 PM (SchxB)

188 Remember during the Trump Administration when Putin didn't invade Ukraine? Yeah, that was great.

Posted by: 29Victor at February 21, 2022 10:41 PM (BJKQV)

189 NavyMom - I hear you. I have one but I must say I'm not as comfortable having it as I once was.

We, my wife and I, also have Health Care Powers of Attorney for each other. It only is in effect if I cannot make medical decisions for myself. It specific what can/cannot be done if I am reaching the end.

I feel much more comfortable with my Health Care Power of Attorney than my Living Will.

Every state's laws are different so that will play into it also. Sorry, I know this is of no help at all.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 21, 2022 10:41 PM (Msys3)

190 "One well-timed blowjob from Kumala"

Trying to think of an example of a poorly-timed blowjob.

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at February 21, 2022 10:41 PM (qpX6U)

191 Top pic is Maison de Miklos.

MisHum is damn lucky I didn't put the dogs on him when he out there behind the okra patch takin' pictures.

Posted by: Miklos is reasonably tolerant of Yankees at February 21, 2022 10:41 PM (QzkSJ)

192 I'm relieved all the Candian LEO's get to go home safe to their families after disbanding the deadly terror convoy.
Posted by: Ripley


Sniff, this whole affair will make for a hell of a statue in the city park.

Posted by: Some Rat at February 21, 2022 10:41 PM (r1z5A)

193 182 166 Brian Dennehy will play the part of the Universal globe logo at the start of the film.

Posted by: Bete
=-------------
Please clap.

Posted by: Jeb at February 21, 2022 10:41 PM (Iq9dF)

194 My lawyer hated them. He prefers giving medical power of attorney to someone you trust.

Posted by: whig at February 21, 2022 10:38 PM (Iq9dF)

Agree. Doctors come and go. Heck I'll probably outlive several of mine.

Posted by: Javems at February 21, 2022 10:41 PM (mLlPJ)

195 190 "One well-timed blowjob from Kumala"

Trying to think of an example of a poorly-timed blowjob.
Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at February 21, 2022 10:41 PM (qpX6U)

---------

You ever been to confession?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 21, 2022 10:42 PM (VxC1e)

196 Trying to think of an example of a poorly-timed blowjob.

The one in the car in the movie "The World According to Garp."

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 21, 2022 10:42 PM (SchxB)

197 190 I can think of one.

Posted by: Hugh Grant at February 21, 2022 10:42 PM (Ojki1)

198 Lithium, like all the other alkali metals, burns in an oxygen atmosphere - who would have ever thunk this?

But let's put tens of millions of these battery-run cars on our roads and highways! Shouldn't be a problem, correct?

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at February 21, 2022 10:42 PM (xxG/v)

199 Trying to think of an example of a poorly-timed blowjob.
Posted by: It's OK To Be


World according to Garp.

Posted by: Some Rat at February 21, 2022 10:42 PM (r1z5A)

200 Regarding Canada and other policies, Professor Hanson plays Elijah in his recent piece.
https://tinyurl.com/5dtkwkxy

Posted by: exdem13 at February 21, 2022 10:43 PM (W+kMI)

201 ..I'll think about it and will let you know in time for the TXMoMe Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 21, 2022 10:39 PM (aA3+G)

Long as it's not an ultra-exotic, like "Pappy", or "Whistle-Pig", or Louis XX? Congac, I'll arrange to have a bottle sitting on the table for the Open Bar. Sealed, till your first pour, of course.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 21, 2022 10:43 PM (QzJWU)

202 The Canadian parliament vote is making me feel almost as bad as the 2020 election
Depression looming

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 21, 2022 10:43 PM (lCui1)

203 Imma go listen to Otis again.
Posted by: Infidel

He loves us!

Posted by: My Delta name is Miklos at February 21, 2022 10:43 PM (QzkSJ)

204 One well-timed blowjob from Kumala and this whole unfortunate episode might have been avoided.
Posted by: Cicero

You just know that would have blown up in her face too.


HeyOhhhhhhhh!!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 21, 2022 10:43 PM (Msys3)

205 That's it. I'm done. She goes, or I go.

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ok, groomer

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 21, 2022 10:43 PM (SKVme)

206 "Agree. Doctors come and go. Heck I'll probably outlive several of mine."

A favorite George Burns thing, which he did on stage at age .... 99? something like that. Had the prop cigar, as always. Said his doctor told him years ago to stop smoking the things. And now? "He's dead".

Posted by: rhomboid at February 21, 2022 10:43 PM (OTzUX)

207 170 151 Weirdly you'd think AF2 would have a desk as all her suck-sess has involved her positioning under one.

I am sure those days are past. That's how she got the original nod. Now it's all about willingness to follow instructions, not having the intellectual capability to make them worried she will decide to leverage anything to take actual power, and ambiguous race that can be changed to fit current propaganda needs. She used to be the first "Indian" this and that and morphed into the first "black" this and that.

Posted by: azjaeger at February 21, 2022 10:44 PM (3/XaG)

208 Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries.


The horde mind. "It's real, and it's spectacular."

Posted by: Some Rat at February 21, 2022 10:44 PM (r1z5A)

209 191 Top pic is Maison de Miklos.

MisHum is damn lucky I didn't put the dogs on him when he out there behind the okra patch takin' pictures.
Posted by: Miklos is reasonably tolerant of Yankees at February 21, 2022 10:41 PM (QzkSJ)


Ambien laced sirloin for the win.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 21, 2022 10:44 PM (aA3+G)

210 wasn't that ambassador to Germany the one who didn't know what the German flag looked like?
Top. (Wo)Men.

Posted by: vivi at February 21, 2022 10:44 PM (33kEg)

211 As I'm want to do - a post having little to do with anything...
I just watched a documentary about George Washington...
I believe it was called An American Hero, with Newt Gingrich narrating it. I think it was on Amazon prime. Wow. It hurt my heart to think about what a bunch of pussies Americans have become.
When Canadians have more balls than the USA, then WTF happened?!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 21, 2022 10:44 PM (9uqbB)

212 My lawyer hated them. He prefers giving medical power of attorney to someone you trust.
Posted by: whig at February 21, 2022 10:38 PM (Iq9dF)


Medical Power of Attorney to trusted relative plus a No Not Resuscitate Order!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ We're not going to HONK our way out of this! ~ at February 21, 2022 10:45 PM (hOUT3)

213 There's a lot of information missing from the Gutman story.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 21, 2022 10:24 PM (r/d3+)


Concur.
This story got out there pretty quick.
Could be everything we think it could be, or simply a schedule thing.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2022 10:45 PM (axyOa)

214 Regarding the expanding fire on the Felicity Ace, I would like to quote noted electric car sceptic Jeremy Clarkson.

"Oh no, that's too bad!" (dramatic pause) "Anyways."

Posted by: exdem13 at February 21, 2022 10:45 PM (W+kMI)

215 Long as it's not an ultra-exotic, like "Pappy", or "Whistle-Pig", or Louis XX? Congac, I'll arrange to have a bottle sitting on the table for the Open Bar. Sealed, till your first pour, of course.

Jim

I would buy a raffle ticket for that.

For a Good cause, natch.

Posted by: Miklos got money he ain't even spent yet at February 21, 2022 10:45 PM (QzkSJ)

216 A "Living Will" generally is meant to cover end-of-life medical decisions, and is supposed to ensure that the makers wishes as to end of life medical care will be respected.

This can be done many ways, it doesn't have to include two specific medical professionals, for example. I can give some insight from personal experience 2 years ago, when my 85 year old father suffered a sudden sharp illness and within a few days, lapsed into coma. He had made sure to tell everyone in his family, and had put in writing for us, his earnest wish that if ever reached the point where his life was only being sustained by machine, he wanted the machines turned off. He was very adamant about it. When that actually happened, his directions made it very easy for his family to make the decision, with no guilt. We let him go, as he wished.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2022 10:45 PM (evAgx)

217 Saw a nice window sticker today:

Kill You Local Pedophile.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 21, 2022 10:46 PM (SchxB)

218 202 The Canadian parliament vote is making me feel almost as bad as the 2020 election Depression looming Posted by: vmom
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Cheer up, no Canadian will ever be able to talk smack aboot how bad the US govt is anymore compared to theirs.

The Australians and New Zealand are like, Damn dude, I wound not have done that.

And Biden sits with his miserable 30 some odd percent dead enders and wishes he could smell Justin's hair.

Posted by: Jeb at February 21, 2022 10:46 PM (Iq9dF)

219 World according to Garp.

Posted by: Some Rat at February 21, 2022 10:42 PM (r1z5A)

LOL

Watch out for the undertoad,

Posted by: Javems at February 21, 2022 10:46 PM (mLlPJ)

220 There's a lot of information missing from the Gutman story.

Posted by: Braenyard

Indeed, Sir

Posted by: Kaspar Miklos-Gutman, adjusting fez at February 21, 2022 10:46 PM (QzkSJ)

221 What do you all think about living wills?

Posted by: NavyMom



Better to have the decision made NOT by doctors. Have the decision be made by your primary care physician, your husband and your best friend, and tje decision has to be unanimous. You can put anything you want into a living will (as long as it isn't illegal). So since you are giving the decision to end your life away, write it the way that will make you most comfortable.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 21, 2022 10:47 PM (8gxrg)

222 202 The Canadian parliament vote is making me feel almost as bad as the 2020 election
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Well vmom, about 47% of Canada supports the truckers. The rest of them were the chowderheads who voted in Trudeau. Those fools may be happy about the crackdowns now, but before summer has come they'll be wishing they could've changed their vote.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 21, 2022 10:47 PM (W+kMI)

223 Don't let the door hit you in the fat ass on your way out.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 21, 2022 10:47 PM (dbs6Z)

224 Putin's TV address was fairly long. Sort of hilarious. He sighs (many times), gestures, it's nothing like a traditional national TV address.

Gonna force myself to go through it bit by bit, since he manages to work a discussion of Lenin's and Stalin's nationalities policies into the picture. He's typically easy to understand, speaks clearly and slowly. This time he's kind of rambling quickly, damn him.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 21, 2022 10:47 PM (OTzUX)

225 That's it. I'm done. She goes, or I go.

ok, groomer

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 21, 2022 10:43 PM (SKVme)

lol, nice. Pretty much same thing happened here last week. Board member who Brandon voters supported stormed out since parents would not mask up. There is a recall effort afoot.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 21, 2022 10:48 PM (SH2Zi)

226 Medical Power of Attorney to trusted relative plus a No Not Resuscitate Order!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

But Merrick says there's another way

Posted by: Dr. DOCTOR Jill, Edith Wilson Elect at February 21, 2022 10:48 PM (QzkSJ)

227 LOL

Watch out for the undertoad,
Posted by: Javems


Blanco Basura beat me to it....sigh.

Posted by: Some Rat at February 21, 2022 10:48 PM (r1z5A)

228 Weird.
Kept going to the last thread.
Posted by: Diogenes

Did you stop and ask for directions?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at February 21, 2022 10:48 PM (1A6lZ)

229 223 Don't let the door hit you in the fat ass on your way out.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 21, 2022 10:47 PM (dbs6Z)

It would have hurt the door.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 21, 2022 10:49 PM (aA3+G)

230 Blanco Basura beat me to it....sigh.

Posted by: Some Rat at February 21, 2022 10:48 PM (r1z5A)

Got to be quick around here.

Posted by: Javems at February 21, 2022 10:49 PM (mLlPJ)

231 This time he's kind of rambling quickly, damn him.
Posted by: rhomboid

Is the Way of Our People.

Posted by: Miklosov Miklosevich from Slav Customer and Constituent Service at February 21, 2022 10:50 PM (QzkSJ)

232 Putin's TV address was fairly long. Sort of hilarious. He sighs (many times), gestures, it's nothing like a traditional national TV address.

He apparently made a lot of references to Baron Wrangel, who lead the last White resistance in Crimea during the Russian Civil War.

Odd.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 21, 2022 10:50 PM (I2/tG)

233 German flag's easy. It's just like the Belgian one, but upside down.

Wait - or the other way.

Damn.

Whatever, chocolate and beer good in both.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 21, 2022 10:50 PM (OTzUX)

234 I'm relieved all the Candian LEO's get to go home safe to their families after disbanding the deadly terror convoy.
Posted by: Ripley


There were a few points about such events in a book I once read, but I believe the book has been banned in canada:

"The Gulag Archipelago"
~Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, 1918-1956"

"And how we burned in the camps later, thinking: What would things have been like if every Security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain whether he would return alive and had to say good-bye to his family? "

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ We're not going to HONK our way out of this! ~ at February 21, 2022 10:50 PM (hOUT3)

235 Robert the Cat (TM) and I both agree that you folks are the best on the planet. I'm heading off to bed, and I imagine Robert is heading off to prevent as much sleep as possible. Til tomorrow, folks!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 21, 2022 10:51 PM (m0zqP)

236 198 Lithium, like all the other alkali metals, burns in an oxygen atmosphere - who would have ever thunk this?

But let's put tens of millions of these battery-run cars on our roads and highways! Shouldn't be a problem, correct?======
This is what happens when people who don't know anything are allowed to make technology-related policy because of the feelz.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 21, 2022 10:51 PM (W+kMI)

237
Her Majesty and I had medical power of attorney made out designating the other as agent. Now I have an incentive to stay on her good side,

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 21, 2022 10:51 PM (/U27+)

238 Trying to think of an example of a poorly-timed blowjob.

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at February 21, 2022 10:41 PM (qpX6U)

I vaguely recall an internet tale about the high school jock who got unmembered in a traffic incident.

Posted by: Methos at February 21, 2022 10:51 PM (kOpft)

239 228 Weird.
Kept going to the last thread.
Posted by: Diogenes

Did you stop and ask for directions?

Posted by: Sock Monkey
------------------
Turn right at the zoo cafe.

Posted by: Jeb at February 21, 2022 10:51 PM (Iq9dF)

240
lol, nice. Pretty much same thing happened here last week. Board member who Brandon voters supported stormed out since parents would not mask up. There is a recall effort afoot.
Posted by: flounder,

Even though I've met a few, I still have a hard time believing there are any Democrats in this county.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at February 21, 2022 10:51 PM (1A6lZ)

241 And speaking of Finland, I wouldn't care if the earth opened up and swallowed half the country in a lake of boiling magma....

https://tinyurl.com/5c8vux6z

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 21, 2022 10:51 PM (dbs6Z)

242 Weird.
Kept going to the last thread.
Posted by: Diogenes

Did you stop and ask for directions?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at February 21, 2022 10:48 PM (1A6lZ)


You're starting to sound like Mrs D.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2022 10:51 PM (axyOa)

243 "He's typically easy to understand, speaks clearly and slowly. This time he's kind of rambling quickly, damn him."
**********
I don't speak Russian but I'd still probably understand more of a Putin speech than anything Joey Bitem utters.

Posted by: Cosda at February 21, 2022 10:51 PM (m3hSJ)

244 'evening, Horde. I wish to humbly request any prayers and good intentions you may offer on behalf of my 8 year-old grandnephew. He's been admitted to Mayo Clinic with nearly unbearable knee pain, and doctors are struggling to diagnose. It has been escalating over the past week and not responding to some very strong pain meds. He's a stout wrestler, a fine farm hand and a pretty tough little guy. Would greatly appreciate any love you can channel his direction...

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at February 21, 2022 10:51 PM (HT5dr)

245 Lithium Inferno
https://tinyurl.com/mrx7h5u5

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at February 21, 2022 10:52 PM (3AD8C)

246 Trying to think of an example of a poorly-timed blowjob.

******

"Dearly Beloved. We are gathered here to join this man and this woman in holy matrimony..."

Posted by: Momma told me not to comment at February 21, 2022 10:52 PM (m45I2)

247 In fact, he lost two presidential elections to von Hindenburg.

Posted by: San Franpsycho



True, but the Nazi party did so well in the 1932 elections to the Reichstag that Hindenburg appointed Hitler as Chancellor. And the Nazi party's showing in the election was all about its undisputed leader. The Germans loved him.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 21, 2022 10:52 PM (8gxrg)

248 Trying to think of an example of a poorly-timed blowjob.

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at February 21, 2022 10:41 PM (qpX6U)

Girlfriend's doing it, then your mom walks in....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 21, 2022 10:52 PM (7bRMQ)

249
German flag's easy. It's just like the Belgian one, but upside down.

Wait - or the other way.

Damn.

___________

It's the one with the zig-zaggy thing in the center, right?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 21, 2022 10:52 PM (/U27+)

250 "I dunno about that cabin. See all the boulders in the front yard? It's just a matter of time"

Yes, you'd have to climb those just to get to the outhouse. Did the builder plant the cabin amongst the boulders, or did he haul all those rocks close to it?

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at February 21, 2022 10:52 PM (qpX6U)

251 Off sock.

Posted by: whig at February 21, 2022 10:53 PM (Iq9dF)

252 Other thing. Vlad's slouched back in his chair half the time. First thought after laughing was Tony Montana at his desk, for some reason that image came to mind.

"Say hello to my leeetle friends, 100+ battalion tactical groups, muthaf**kas!"

Posted by: rhomboid at February 21, 2022 10:53 PM (OTzUX)

253 Her Majesty and I had medical power of attorney made out designating the other as agent. Now I have an incentive to stay on her good side,
Posted by: Hadrian

Me and hubby as well

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 21, 2022 10:53 PM (lCui1)

254 I might be in the market for a new fridge soon - something I haven't bought before.

I know to get the measurements you want and where you want the freezer to be...but suggestions for brand and company to buy it from? I started looking at Lowes, but I'm not fixed on it.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 21, 2022 10:53 PM (ESjRY)

255 Girlfriend's doing it, then your mom walks in....

At least it's not your wife walking in.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 21, 2022 10:54 PM (SchxB)

256 232 Putin's TV address was fairly long. Sort of hilarious. He sighs (many times), gestures, it's nothing like a traditional national TV address.

He apparently made a lot of references to Baron Wrangel, who lead the last White resistance in Crimea during the Russian Civil War.

Odd.
========
I'm sure that the CIA will set to work analyzing those remarks and passing them on to the junta. After they finish sifting through NSA intercepts to identify January 6 attendees who might still be supporting Trump.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 21, 2022 10:54 PM (W+kMI)

257 Transcript of Putin's speech:

https://mandynews.com
/putin-speech-on-ukraine/

Not vouching for its accuracy.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 21, 2022 10:54 PM (I2/tG)

258 Matt Bracken had some thoughts 10 years ago in a speculative fiction of a possible future history of America.

https://tinyurl.com/yfpctzxu

Change a few named places and institutions, and you could be talking about a possible future Canada after tonight's vote on the Emergency Measures Act.

Posted by: rd at February 21, 2022 10:54 PM (Z32m1)

259 He's a stout wrestler, a fine farm hand and a pretty tough little guy. Would greatly appreciate any love you can channel his direction...
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at February 21, 2022 10:51 PM (HT5dr)

will do - it's especially terrible when something awful like that happens to someone so young.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2022 10:55 PM (evAgx)

260
Corn Pop isn't as tough as Vlad is.
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Look, the Russians are Trump-voting chuckleheads, jack.

This whole thing reminds me of when I defeated the Soviet Union back in the '80s. Or when I was going out on the Palmer raids. Back then we had a real rough customer, a guy called Vodkaslav the Bearfucker. He was a down low Russian rat, from his knees to his cufflinks. I kicked in the door of the teahouse where he ran his piss-hookers, and there he was, running off pamphlets during an election year.

I said "step away from the press, Johannes Putinberg!" He told me "why don't you meet me behind the banya, and I'll tear you up like one of my bear-bitches." That's when Woodrow Wilson explained to me that you can't take guff from a Slav, and he handed me a shotgun. I went around back of the banya, and my gun-moll Dr. Jill blasted him as soon as we heard him behind the door.

That's how I learned how to bring the trunaliminiprazure to a place like Ukraine. Word as a Brandon.

Posted by: Brandon at February 21, 2022 10:55 PM (SKVme)

261 Yes, you'd have to climb those just to get to the outhouse. Did the builder plant the cabin amongst the boulders, or did he haul all those rocks close to it?
Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at February 21, 2022 10:52 PM (qpX6U)

that's the backside of the cabin, so built up against the rocks?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2022 10:55 PM (oHd/0)

262 "Girlfriend's doing it, then your mom walks in...."

That's like the number three most popular category on PronToob.

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at February 21, 2022 10:55 PM (qpX6U)

263 Matthew Kant Cipher at February 21, 2022 10:51 PM (HT5dr)

May God bless your grandnephew and comfort him and his family.

Posted by: NavyMom at February 21, 2022 10:56 PM (YN+2u)

264 He apparently made a lot of references to Baron Wrangel, who lead the last White resistance in Crimea during the Russian Civil War.

I remember he was making references to Lenin choosing the borders of Ukraine - I presume Putin is trying to make the point that he isn't some commie bastard and he's trying to remove some of the mistakes of communism.

And...he isn't a commie, just a paternal autocrat, which is why GloboHomo hates him.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 21, 2022 10:56 PM (ESjRY)

265 Would greatly appreciate any love you can channel his direction...
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at February 21, 2022 10:51 PM (HT5dr)


Prayers up and love channeled in your and his direction!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ We're not going to HONK our way out of this! ~ at February 21, 2022 10:56 PM (hOUT3)

266 True, but the Nazi party did so well in the 1932 elections to the Reichstag that Hindenburg appointed Hitler as Chancellor.

Still a minority party, which lost votes in the election after Hitler became Chancellor.

It took forcing the Enabling Act through to make Hitler a dictator.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 21, 2022 10:56 PM (I2/tG)

267 Thanks ARC, can use that to check my understanding.

But first, gyoza.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 21, 2022 10:57 PM (OTzUX)

268 Girlfriend's doing it, then your mom walks in....

At least it's not your wife walking in.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

There's films with that very plot.


So I've been told.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 21, 2022 10:57 PM (Msys3)

269
True, but the Nazi party did so well in the 1932 elections to the Reichstag that Hindenburg appointed Hitler as Chancellor. And the Nazi party's showing in the election was all about its undisputed leader. The Germans loved him.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 21, 2022 10:52 PM (8gxrg)

__________

There was a third election in November, 1932 where the Nazis lost ground. A split between Hitler and Gregor Strasser nearly occurred afterwards. The consensus was that the Nazis had passed their peak. The economy was beginning to revive. Schlichter had plans for a massive public works program. Then Papen threw a wrench in the machinery, Schlichter's government fell and Hitler was appointed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 21, 2022 10:57 PM (/U27+)

270 Rumor has it that Kumala has hired a casting agent to find some actors who will pretend to like her.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 21, 2022 10:57 PM (VxC1e)

271 254 I might be in the market for a new fridge soon - something I haven't bought before.

I know to get the measurements you want and where you want the freezer to be...but suggestions for brand and company to buy it from? I started looking at Lowes, but I'm not fixed on it.
Posted by: 18-1
---------
Had a repairman come by the house last week and he said no LG or Samsung as both are poop. Amana is what we have and it's nearly 20 years old... dammit.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 21, 2022 10:57 PM (+ldAm)

272 https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=_Ca5QoXSe18

Otis from around the world.

Posted by: Infidel at February 21, 2022 10:58 PM (JAkXN)

273 Girlfriend's doing it, then your mom walks in....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 21, 2022 10:52 PM (7bRMQ)

Zip wounds are painful, so I hear.

Posted by: Javems at February 21, 2022 10:58 PM (mLlPJ)

274 I started looking at Lowes, but I'm not fixed on it.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 21, 2022 10:53 PM (ESjRY)


Lowes came through for me, but I was willing to settle for the no-name brand.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ We're not going to HONK our way out of this! ~ at February 21, 2022 10:59 PM (hOUT3)

275 German flag's easy. It's just like the Belgian one, but upside down.

Wait - or the other way.

I guess that's convenient if your in distress because of invasion.

Posted by: Methos at February 21, 2022 10:59 PM (kOpft)

276 270 Rumor has it that Kumala has hired a casting agent to find some actors who will pretend to like her.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 21, 2022 10:57 PM (VxC1e)

I hear Alec Baldwin's looking for a new project.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 21, 2022 10:59 PM (6FeV1)

277 Change a few named places and institutions, and you could be talking about a possible future Canada after tonight's vote on the Emergency Measures Act.
Posted by: rd

The Man in the High Chateau Laurier

Posted by: Le Mikleuse at February 21, 2022 10:59 PM (QzkSJ)

278 Prayers up for your Grand-nephew, MKC.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 21, 2022 11:00 PM (8gxrg)

279
Had a repairman come by the house last week and he said no LG or Samsung as both are poop.

_________

Can confirm on Samsung.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 21, 2022 11:00 PM (/U27+)

280 27 One day, that cabin will be mine.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2022 10:06 PM (4fSQf)

Back off, dude, I have already made a cash offer!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ We're not going to HONK our way out of this! ~ at February 21, 2022 10:09 PM (hOUT3)

What if it's located in CANADA?

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says HONK at February 21, 2022 11:00 PM (hlxe7)

281 Thank you everyone! I knew this would be the place to voice my concerns. I'll see about the medical power of attorney - that sounds like the best bet. And my 7-year-old granddaughter might be my best bet for making any decisions Bless you all!

Posted by: NavyMom at February 21, 2022 11:00 PM (YN+2u)

282 So I've been told.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 21, 2022 10:57 PM (Msys3)


I have heard the rule book calls for links, at least that's what my friend said...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ We're not going to HONK our way out of this! ~ at February 21, 2022 11:00 PM (hOUT3)

283 Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at February 21, 2022 10:51 PM (HT5dr


Prayers for him .
Could it be a tick borne illness? Can be hard to diagnose unless you go to a doctor who specializes.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 21, 2022 11:00 PM (lCui1)

284 "Rumor has it that Kumala has hired a casting agent to find some actors who will pretend to like her."

How much will they pay for insincere fan mail? I'm game.

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at February 21, 2022 11:00 PM (qpX6U)

285 Otis from around the world.
Posted by: Infidel

I'll let myself out once I'm sober

Posted by: Otis Miklos-Campbell at February 21, 2022 11:00 PM (QzkSJ)

286 270 Rumor has it that Kumala has hired a casting agent to find some actors who will pretend to like her.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 21, 2022 10:57 PM (VxC1e)


Pork chop hung around the neck.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 21, 2022 11:01 PM (aA3+G)

287

Gutfeld! on now...


https://ustvgo.tv/fox-news-live-streaming-free/

Posted by: Zettai at February 21, 2022 11:01 PM (WqYG4)

288
I'll see about the medical power of attorney - that sounds like the best bet.

___________

We did ours through LegalZoom.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 21, 2022 11:01 PM (/U27+)

289 Speaking of Ukraine and Russians.... Hey Justine, guess which side of this movie clip you're on, given current events?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvQLAg16ZD0

Posted by: exdem13 at February 21, 2022 11:02 PM (W+kMI)

290 >>>You can guess which body part was a little bit frozen when I finished.

>I need to move to Florida and let this big, bad boy flap in the warmth of the sun.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 21, 2022 11:02 PM (dA9eR)

291

Girlfriends doing it, then your husband walks in...

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at February 21, 2022 11:02 PM (7DYli)

292 "Lithium, like all the other alkali metals, burns in an oxygen atmosphere - who would have ever thunk this?"

OK, so what does this mean? They won't be extinguished by spraying water on them, but they need oxygen, so they won't burn underwater? Sounded like they were going to let them burn out, and hope fire did not reach fuel tanks. ... but that was yesterday ... still 15 vertical meters from fuel, iirc.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 21, 2022 11:02 PM (Cus5s)

293 Brandon is going to get the Nobel Peace Prize because he stopped Putin from taking Europe.

Posted by: torabora at February 21, 2022 11:02 PM (ytasI)

294 276 270 Rumor has it that Kumala has hired a casting agent to find some actors who will pretend to like her.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 21, 2022 10:57 PM (VxC1e)

I hear Alec Baldwin's looking for a new project.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 21, 2022 10:59 PM (6FeV1)


I'll donate my blank firing pistol.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 21, 2022 11:02 PM (aA3+G)

295 Samsung sucks.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2022 11:03 PM (axyOa)

296 Pork chop hung around the neck.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Vegan these days, but NEED WORK

Posted by: Jussie S. at February 21, 2022 11:03 PM (QzkSJ)

297 osted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 21, 2022 11:00 PM (lCui1)

.....

My first thought as well.

Sometimes infections can set up in the joints, but that would likely be identified rather quickly, especially if there is a lot of heat in the knee area.

Prayers for answers and healing for the little guy.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 21, 2022 11:03 PM (dbs6Z)

298 288
I'll see about the medical power of attorney - that sounds like the best bet.

___________

We did ours through LegalZoom.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 21, 2022 11:01 PM (/U27+)


Go see an attorney who deals only in elder law.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 21, 2022 11:04 PM (aA3+G)

299 True, but the Nazi party did so well in the 1932 elections to the Reichstag that Hindenburg appointed Hitler as Chancellor. And the Nazi party's showing in the election was all about its undisputed leader. The Germans loved him.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 21, 2022 10:52 PM (8gxrg)
===
They were the largest party but their seat total went down in the first elections after Hitler became Chancellor.

Rhomboid the unification of the office happened after von Hindenburg died. There was no way Hitler was going to tolerate the election of a replacement president that might challenge his authority. The president as head of state was technically his superior as Chancellor. So a vote of the people created the office of Fuhrer to which Hitler naturally ascended. I believe this was in late 1934 iirc.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 21, 2022 11:04 PM (EZebt)

300 Brandon is going to get the Nobel Peace Prize because he stopped Putin from taking Europe.
Posted by: torabora

This is not this works.

This is now any of this works.

Posted by: Original Creator of Stratego Miklos at February 21, 2022 11:04 PM (QzkSJ)

301
Imma go listen to Otis again.
Posted by: Infidel


Send me a letter
Send it by mail
Send it in care of
The Mayberry jail

Posted by: Otis Campbell at February 21, 2022 11:04 PM (63Dwl)

302 I nominate the President of Burkina-Faso for a Nobel Peace prize because Lesotho didn't invade Liechtenstein this year.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 21, 2022 11:05 PM (6FeV1)

303 Posted by: illiniwek at February 21, 2022 11:02 PM (Cus5s)

Come on man, your betters have thought this through very carefully. A green vehicle on fire could never be a threat to the environment.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ We're not going to HONK our way out of this! ~ at February 21, 2022 11:05 PM (hOUT3)

304 Brandon is going to get the Nobel Peace Prize because he stopped Putin from taking Europe.

The award will be given the day before Russia moves on Sweden

Posted by: Methos at February 21, 2022 11:05 PM (kOpft)

305 That's like the number three most popular category on PronToob.

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at February 21, 2022 10:55 PM (qpX6U)

Followed by girlfriend drops you and goes with your mom....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 21, 2022 11:06 PM (7bRMQ)

306 Thanks for the rum recs, rhomboid. I'll keep an eye out.

The good Foursquare stuff is starting to restock at TW now. Got a bottle of Indellible today. Haven't tried it, but should be good.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at February 21, 2022 11:06 PM (wBpKf)

307 It took forcing the Enabling Act through to make Hitler a dictator.

Posted by: The ARC of History



I guess the point being that the Enabling Act was voted on. Would that vote be considered to have been taken under duress?

Posted by: Sharkman at February 21, 2022 11:06 PM (8gxrg)

308 276 270 Rumor has it that Kumala has hired a casting agent to find some actors who will pretend to like her.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 21, 2022 10:57 PM (VxC1e)

I hear Alec Baldwin's looking for a new project.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 21, 2022 10:59 PM (6FeV1)

********

By chance, would this script be on where the VP is saved by a pistol-packing, wise-crackin' Secret Service Agent?

If so, did one of Hillary's minions have any part in bringing this about?

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at February 21, 2022 11:06 PM (xxG/v)

309 Go see an attorney who deals only in elder law.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 21, 2022 11:04 PM (aA3+G)


Listen to MisHum!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ We're not going to HONK our way out of this! ~ at February 21, 2022 11:07 PM (hOUT3)

310 Meh, when in doubt, give it to oboma.

Posted by: The Noble Commitee at February 21, 2022 11:07 PM (r1z5A)

311
Lithium, like all the other alkali metals, burns in an oxygen atmosphere

__________

It even reacts with nitrogen, and that's saying something. Usually it's stored in petroleum jelly.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 21, 2022 11:07 PM (/U27+)

312 256 232 Putin's TV address was fairly long. Sort of hilarious. He sighs (many times), gestures, it's nothing like a traditional national TV address.
He apparently made a lot of references to Baron Wrangel, who lead the last White resistance in Crimea during the Russian Civil War. Odd.
========
I'm sure that the CIA will set to work analyzing those remarks and passing them on to the junta. After they finish sifting through NSA intercepts to identify January 6 attendees who might still be supporting Trump.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 21, 2022 10:54 PM (W+kMI)

257 Transcript of Putin's speech:
https://mandynews.com/putin-speech-on-ukraine/
Not vouching for its accuracy.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 21, 2022 10:54 PM (I2/tG)


Mystery Grove Publishing has been pushing General Wrangels Autobiography big time these last 6 months. Russian FSB Propaganda using Mystery Grove? Or did ex-KGB Colonel Putin see the popularity of the book, and capitalize on that popularity. Putin wanting Russian Ukraine does sound like Hitler in demanding the German Sudetenland of Czechoslavakia in 1938.

Posted by: rd at February 21, 2022 11:07 PM (Z32m1)

313 292 "Lithium, like all the other alkali metals, burns in an oxygen atmosphere - who would have ever thunk this?"

OK, so what does this mean? They won't be extinguished by spraying water on them, but they need oxygen, so they won't burn underwater? Sounded like they were going to let them burn out, and hope fire did not reach fuel tanks. ... but that was yesterday ... still 15 vertical meters from fuel, iirc.
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When minutes count, the firefighters are hours as\way, or something like that. We can look forwards to a news story link tomorrow about the ship being engulfed in flames after the fires reached the fuel tank before firefighters with the correct equipment arrived.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 21, 2022 11:07 PM (W+kMI)

314 Otis Campbell, I have most all his stuff.

Posted by: Infidel at February 21, 2022 11:07 PM (JAkXN)

315 After I resume office in 2024, I vow to not only finish the wall on the Southern border, but build a great new wall, a beautiful wall, all along the Northern border. MAGA!

Posted by: The Donald at February 21, 2022 11:07 PM (FHtSE)

316 102 "The cargo ship Felicity Ace is aflame from bow to stern with a lithium-ion battery fire that can't be put out with water alone."

Will it keep burning even after the ship goes all the way to the bottom? I propose an experiment.

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at February 21, 2022 10:25 PM (qpX6U)

Should be fun when the hold starts flooding...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2022 11:08 PM (ynpvh)

317 Canada has me wondering... Is America ready for a hostile repressive regime on our border? If this grab for dictatorship continues, how does America react?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2022 11:08 PM (axyOa)

318 Five people were found dead and a four-month-old baby was alive inside an apartment in Colorado that officials suspect was the site of a drug party possibly involving fentanyl.


I was assured by the pro-pot crowd that legalizing pot would reduce opioid abuse because people would just smoke some pot instead.

If only there was a way to figure out where fentanyl is coming from.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 21, 2022 11:08 PM (dbs6Z)

319 On this day: 21 Feb 1968
Otis Redding had his first entry on the UK singles chart when '(Sittin' On) The Dock Of The Bay' entered the chart, it went on to be a No.3 hit. The song became the first posthumous single to top the charts in the US. via thisdayinmusic.com

Otis Redding wrote the song 'Respect', which Aretha Franklin made famous. When he heard her version, he said, 'that girl 'done stole my song.'

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 21, 2022 11:09 PM (mdjgu)

320 All that nice Bentley leather headed to the bottom. What a shame.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 21, 2022 11:09 PM (VxC1e)

321 317 Canada has me wondering... Is America ready for a hostile repressive regime on our border? If this grab for dictatorship continues, how does America react?
Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2022 11:08 PM (axyOa)

"Anything you can do, I can do better"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 21, 2022 11:09 PM (6FeV1)

322
Gutfeld! on now...

The show is different with an audience.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 21, 2022 11:09 PM (63Dwl)

323 And since these lithium battery cars are burning away in the enclosed hold of the ship, how's the chances of one burning away inside an enclosed garage?

Posted by: exdem13 at February 21, 2022 11:09 PM (W+kMI)

324 Honk!
Posted by: nurse ratched

Moops !

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2022 11:10 PM (arJlL)

325 OK, so what does this mean? They won't be extinguished by spraying water on them, but they need oxygen, so they won't burn underwater? Sounded like they were going to let them burn out, and hope fire did not reach fuel tanks. ... but that was yesterday ... still 15 vertical meters from fuel, IIRC.

******

I'm not thinking about the fire on the car freighter with this one.

I'm thinking about the accidents that cars have on the roads and highways and how things will change when there are tens of millions of lithium battery cars on the road.

I'd rather take my chances in an accident with a gasoline or diesel powered vehicle.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at February 21, 2022 11:10 PM (xxG/v)

326 Many thanks for the prayers and concern. It is so much appreciated!

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at February 21, 2022 11:10 PM (HT5dr)

327 Samsung sucks.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2022 11:03 PM (axyOa)

Trying to horn in on my racket?

Posted by: VP Kumala at February 21, 2022 11:10 PM (7bRMQ)

328 317 Canada has me wondering... Is America ready for a hostile repressive regime on our border? If this grab for dictatorship continues, how does America react?
Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2022 11:08 PM (axyOa)



ZZZZZ!

Posted by: Your betters! at February 21, 2022 11:10 PM (hOUT3)

329 "Peace Keeping" forces in Ukraine. Yeah, right. I think Hitler and Mussolini had some "Peace Keepers" too, although Mussolini had his hands full with the Ethiopians...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2022 11:10 PM (ynpvh)

330 Go see an attorney who deals only in elder law.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 21, 2022 11:04 PM (aA3+G)

Listen to MisHum!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

SPEAK UP

Posted by: Persnickety Old Man Miklos at February 21, 2022 11:10 PM (QzkSJ)

331 >>> 317 Canada has me wondering... Is America ready for a hostile repressive regime on our border? If this grab for dictatorship continues, how does America react?
Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2022 11:08 PM (axyOa)

What "hostile" regime?

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill at February 21, 2022 11:10 PM (llON8)

332 I wonder if Biden would do anything if the Mexican government (i.e. the Narco Traffickers) decided to send "Peace Keeping" forces north of the border to...keep the peace?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2022 11:11 PM (ynpvh)

333 327 Samsung sucks.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2022 11:03 PM (axyOa)

Trying to horn in on my racket?

Posted by: VP Kumala at February 21, 2022 11:10 PM (7bRMQ)

Kamala sucks. Samsung is just crappy sometimes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2022 11:11 PM (ynpvh)

334
Canada has me wondering... Is America ready for a hostile repressive regime on our border?

_________

Like Mexico?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 21, 2022 11:11 PM (/U27+)

335 If only there was a way to figure out where fentanyl is coming from.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 21, 2022 11:08 PM (dbs6Z)


I hate mysteries like this! It is even worse when TOP.MEN cannot figure it out!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 21, 2022 11:12 PM (hOUT3)

336
Should be fun when the hold starts flooding...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


At seven PM a main hatchway caved in

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 21, 2022 11:13 PM (63Dwl)

337 330 Go see an attorney who deals only in elder law.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 21, 2022 11:04 PM (aA3+G)

Listen to MisHum!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

SPEAK UP
Posted by: Persnickety Old Man Miklos at February 21, 2022 11:10 PM (QzkSJ)


WHAT!

Posted by: Ancient Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 21, 2022 11:13 PM (hOUT3)

338 The show is different with an audience.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 21, 2022 11:09 PM



Dallas, TX!

Posted by: Zettai at February 21, 2022 11:13 PM (ae8Of)

339 335 If only there was a way to figure out where fentanyl is coming from.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 21, 2022 11:08 PM (dbs6Z)

I hate mysteries like this! It is even worse when TOP.MEN cannot figure it out!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 21, 2022 11:12 PM (hOUT3)

Ooh, ooh, I know! From Labs!--doing best Horshack impression

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2022 11:13 PM (ynpvh)

340 If I were President, here would be my decree:

Every time an American citizen dies of a fentanyl OD, one Chinese student will be selected from an Ivy League school/MIT/Stanford, taken out in the courtyard, and executed.

We will start with students that have family lineage traced to the Chinese politburo and work our way down.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 21, 2022 11:13 PM (dbs6Z)

341 If only there was a way to figure out where fentanyl is coming from.

I read your book Britain!

Posted by: China still mad about the opium wars at February 21, 2022 11:13 PM (ESjRY)

342 Like Mexico?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 21, 2022 11:11 PM (/U27+)

----------

Any nation with donkey shows can't be all that authoritarian.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 21, 2022 11:13 PM (VxC1e)

343 see about the medical power of attorney - that sounds like the best bet.

___________

We did ours through LegalZoom.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 21, 2022 11:01 PM (/U27+)


Go see an attorney who deals only in elder law.

***

Amen. MisHum is Spot on. That isn't an area to fool around with. Believe me, I know

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 21, 2022 11:13 PM (7ZQe3)

344 317 Canada has me wondering... Is America ready for a hostile repressive regime on our border? If this grab for dictatorship continues, how does America react?
=====
You are presuming, good sir, that the Trudy ministry's "hostile, repressive regime" as you describe it is viewed the same way by the Placeholder junta and the Speaker of the House. I suspect that the junta is jealous of the result, and would love to implement it, if they dared.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 21, 2022 11:14 PM (W+kMI)

345 I wonder if Biden would do anything if the Mexican government (i.e. the Narco Traffickers) decided to send "Peace Keeping" forces north of the border to...keep the peace?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2022 11:11 PM (ynpvh)

Villa Rides! Again.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 21, 2022 11:14 PM (7bRMQ)

346 KitchenAid has been good for me. I think it is a Whirlpool clone.

Posted by: free tibet at February 21, 2022 11:14 PM (CL76w)

347 Marine fire-fighters, 'Bilge Savers'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2022 11:14 PM (l0Lgi)

348 #103 bicycle/motorcycle helmet laws for adults is an infringement on liberty.

Since Obamacare is the law of the land we're insured.
You have the right to be stupid.

The Right of the People to refuse medical intervention shall not be infringed.

Posted by: torabora at February 21, 2022 11:14 PM (ytasI)

349 At seven PM a main hatchway caved in
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 21, 2022 11:13 PM (63Dwl)

----------

Fellas, it's been good to know ya"

Posted by: The Old Cook at February 21, 2022 11:15 PM (VxC1e)

350 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 21, 2022 11:13 PM (dbs6Z)

Perhaps thou hast a newsletter?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 21, 2022 11:15 PM (hOUT3)

351 317 Canada has me wondering... Is America ready for a hostile repressive regime on our border? If this grab for dictatorship continues, how does America react?
Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2022 11:08 PM (axyOa)

North, a tyranny, South a Narco State.

/shakes head.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2022 11:15 PM (oHd/0)

352 I was trying to find my way back to the ONT but I Must Of Got Lost.

Posted by: Theodore at February 21, 2022 11:15 PM (GJnvT)

353 349 At seven PM a main hatchway caved in
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 21, 2022 11:13 PM (63Dwl)

Fellas, it's been good to know ya"
Posted by: The Old Cook at February 21, 2022 11:15 PM (VxC1e)

So, if everybody died, how the hell do they know what the cook said?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2022 11:16 PM (oHd/0)

354 Felicity Ace is not the best Ace.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2022 11:16 PM (axyOa)

355 Had a repairman come by the house last week and he said no LG or Samsung as both are poop. Amana is what we have and it's nearly 20 years old... dammit.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 21, 2022 10:57 PM (+ldAm)

Stick with GE, Whirlpool, Maytag. We went with a local appliance house, GE, but big box store would be fine, too. Last was Maytag in old house. Board went out on it, but it was an easy repair with parts available. Don't know how that pans out with LG or Samsung for parts, and I've heard similar cautions about those brands.

Posted by: flounder at February 21, 2022 11:16 PM (SH2Zi)

356 345 I wonder if Biden would do anything if the Mexican government (i.e. the Narco Traffickers) decided to send "Peace Keeping" forces north of the border to...keep the peace?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2022 11:11 PM (ynpvh)

Villa Rides! Again.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 21, 2022 11:14 PM (7bRMQ)

My Grandfather (or his brother) was part of the Missouri reserves under Black Jack that went down to Mexico after Pancho.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2022 11:16 PM (ynpvh)

357 Sounded like they were going to let them burn out, and hope fire did not reach fuel tanks. ... but that was yesterday ... still 15 vertical meters from fuel, iirc.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 21, 2022 11:02 PM (Cus5s)

I think the "Plan" is - it's on fire in the middle of the ocean, all of the crew have Abandoned Ship, and ain't Nobody going back on board.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2022 11:16 PM (evAgx)

358 Villa Rides! Again.
Posted by: OrangeEnt
-------

Viva Zapata!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2022 11:16 PM (l0Lgi)

359 That isn't an area to fool around with. Believe me, I know
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 21, 2022 11:13 PM (7ZQe3)


Once you look into this, you begin to understand how complicated this is and a professional with a background in elder law is a good way to go.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 21, 2022 11:17 PM (hOUT3)

360 Felicity Ace is not the best Ace.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2022 11:16 PM (axyOa)

Keto lasagna Ace = Felicity Ace.

Posted by: flounder at February 21, 2022 11:17 PM (SH2Zi)

361 I watched the movie "Darling" (1965) today, and Dirk Bogarde's character, a journalist and writer, interviewed an old author, who was played by Hugo Dyson. Per Wiki:

Hugo Dyson (Walter Southgate) was a fellow of Merton College, Oxford. He was also a member of the Inklings, a group which included C.S. Lewis and J.R.R. Tolkien. However, he often loudly expressed his displeasure when Tolkien read early versions of his stories. He was recorded at one Inkling meeting as saying "Oh, fuck, not another elf!"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 21, 2022 11:17 PM (Dc2NZ)

362 353 349 At seven PM a main hatchway caved in
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 21, 2022 11:13 PM (63Dwl)

Fellas, it's been good to know ya"
Posted by: The Old Cook at February 21, 2022 11:15 PM (VxC1e)

So, if everybody died, how the hell do they know what the cook said?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2022 11:16 PM (oHd/0)

The CIA knows...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2022 11:17 PM (ynpvh)

363 Is America ready for a hostile repressive regime on our border?

It's funny. From his tiny castle in Ottawa, Justino Mooselini has declared war on his own people. What happens if they ignore him?

Posted by: t-bird at February 21, 2022 11:18 PM (vOGqy)

364 The great thing about the ONT is if one had been puzzling about some concern in life, someone will ask the question. I have been fretting about the whole living will, trust fund, LLC options for a while. Lots of good info here.

Posted by: Some Rat at February 21, 2022 11:18 PM (r1z5A)

365 My Grandfather (or his brother) was part of the Missouri reserves under Black Jack that went down to Mexico after Pancho.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2022 11:16 PM (ynpvh)

Ain't no Black Jack today. Only Pink Jacks, and they'd be more concerned if their heels matched their lipstick.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 21, 2022 11:18 PM (7bRMQ)

366 355 Had a repairman come by the house last week and he said no LG or Samsung as both are poop. Amana is what we have and it's nearly 20 years old... dammit.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 21, 2022 10:57 PM (+ldAm)

Stick with GE, Whirlpool, Maytag. We went with a local appliance house, GE, but big box store would be fine, too. Last was Maytag in old house. Board went out on it, but it was an easy repair with parts available. Don't know how that pans out with LG or Samsung for parts, and I've heard similar cautions about those brands.

Posted by: flounder at February 21, 2022 11:16 PM (SH2Zi)

Newer stuff tends to be crap. My sister had...either a Maytag or Whirlpool...and it crapped out on her after a year and a half. The new stuff is made to FAIL after some period of operation, it seems (really just the cost cutting).

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2022 11:19 PM (ynpvh)

367 Monday Monday
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 21, 2022 10:03 PM (II3Gr)

Couple more hours, then its Tuesday, another 24 hours, and......you can START HUMPIN ' !

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2022 11:19 PM (arJlL)

368 So, if everybody died, how the hell do they know what the cook said?
Posted by: Romeo13


"The Captain wired in..."

Posted by: Some Rat at February 21, 2022 11:20 PM (r1z5A)

369 357 Sounded like they were going to let them burn out, and hope fire did not reach fuel tanks. ... but that was yesterday ... still 15 vertical meters from fuel, iirc.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 21, 2022 11:02 PM (Cus5s)

I think the "Plan" is - it's on fire in the middle of the ocean, all of the crew have Abandoned Ship, and ain't Nobody going back on board.
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Oh yeah, this ship is going to burn like a tanker after a U-boat torpedoed it. My sympathies are with the crew, who after discovering that water wasn't extinguishing the flames decided they weren't getting paid enough to go down with the ship

Posted by: exdem13 at February 21, 2022 11:20 PM (W+kMI)

370
To take your chance in the thick of a rush, with firing all about,
Is nothing so bad when you've cover to 'and, an' leave an' likin' to shout;
But to stand an' be still to the Felicity drill is a damn tough bullet to chew,
An' they done it, the Jollies - the EV Jollies - Porsche an' Bentley too!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 21, 2022 11:20 PM (/U27+)

371 The new stuff is made to FAIL after some period of operation, it seems (really just the cost cutting).
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2022 11:19 PM (ynpvh)


The term of art is "planned obsolescence"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 21, 2022 11:20 PM (hOUT3)

372 Pause for Reflection Department

For top comment (such a hard choice), I nominate
123 Ooh! A combination of The Poseidon Adventure and The Towering Inferno. What part will Brian Dennehy play?
Posted by: banana Dream

The more I think about it, the funnier it seems.

And a special Typing is Haaard award nom for
300 This is not this works.
This is now any of this works.

Posted by: mindful webworker is bribing the judges at February 21, 2022 11:20 PM (FHtSE)

373 Viva Zapata!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2022 11:16 PM (l0Lgi)

Adios, Sabata!

Posted by: Bald Guy at February 21, 2022 11:20 PM (7bRMQ)

374 Is America ready for a hostile repressive regime on our border?

***
I do NOT want to be invaded by Canada!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 21, 2022 11:21 PM (lCui1)

375 Also I think tomorrow Wall Street is going to post a bear run on Bentley and Porsche stocks.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 21, 2022 11:21 PM (W+kMI)

376 371 The term of art is "planned obsolescence"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 21, 2022 11:20 PM (hOUT3)

Sounds like what the Biden and Screwdough admins have for their undesirables...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2022 11:21 PM (ynpvh)

377 I do NOT want to be invaded by Canada!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 21, 2022 11:21 PM (lCui1)

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Just lie back and think of Baffin Island.

Posted by: The Old Cook at February 21, 2022 11:21 PM (VxC1e)

378 We will start with students that have family lineage traced to the Chinese politburo and work our way down.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 21, 2022 11:13 PM (dbs6Z)

I have a better idea, one that won't provoke the Chinese so much, and will actually target those with direct responsibility. Every time an American Citizen dies of a Fentanyl OD, we will execute an American Politician who is on China's payroll. We will start with Senators, move through Congressmen, and then on to the bureaucracy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2022 11:22 PM (evAgx)

379 317 Canada has me wondering... Is America ready for a hostile repressive regime on our border?
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South of the border
Down Mexico way



Posted by: Braenyard at February 21, 2022 11:22 PM (r/d3+)

380 KitchenAid has been good for me. I think it is a Whirlpool clone.
Posted by: free tibet

We have a 12 yr old KitchenAid and it has served us well. But replacement parts are $$$$$. I really should replace the door gaskets. It's a side by side fridge so I need two. Cheapest I can find is $150 a copy. Yikes!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 21, 2022 11:22 PM (Msys3)

381 372 Pause for Reflection Department
For top comment (such a hard choice), I nominate
123 Ooh! A combination of The Poseidon Adventure and The Towering Inferno. What part will Brian Dennehy play?
Posted by: banana Dream
The more I think about it, the funnier it seems.
And a special Typing is Haaard award nom for
300 This is not this works.
This is now any of this works.
Posted by: mindful webworker is bribing the judges at February 21, 2022 11:20 PM (FHtSE)

Needs some snakes and a plane.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2022 11:22 PM (ynpvh)

382 374 Is America ready for a hostile repressive regime on our border?

***
I do NOT want to be invaded by Canada!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 21, 2022 11:21 PM (lCui1)

They have poutin in the camps...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2022 11:22 PM (ynpvh)

383 "it's on fire in the middle of the ocean, all of the crew have Abandoned Ship, and ain't Nobody going back on board."

well, idk, but steel decks, if it burns out and doesn't sink, they might tow it back in, salvage it? Or do they just torpedo it and let the fuel float out? I'd guess they would tow it and extract the fuel, maybe the engines are still good ... hard to say.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 21, 2022 11:23 PM (Cus5s)

384 375 Also I think tomorrow Wall Street is going to post a bear run on Bentley and Porsche stocks.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 21, 2022 11:21 PM (W+kMI)

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Some Lloyds of London syndicate is going to take it in the shorts.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 21, 2022 11:23 PM (VxC1e)

385 I have been fretting about the whole living will, trust fund, LLC options for a while. Lots of good info here.
Posted by: Some Rat at February 21, 2022 11:18 PM (r1z5A)

Dibs on your stuff. Done.

Posted by: flounder at February 21, 2022 11:23 PM (SH2Zi)

386 374 Is America ready for a hostile repressive regime on our border?

***
I do NOT want to be invaded by Canada!
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Don't worry vmom, Justine will need all his soldiers to occupy Quebec City, Montreal, Vancouver, Edmonton, Winnipeg, and Calgary to make sure the coof passport edicts are enforced.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 21, 2022 11:23 PM (W+kMI)

387 Bob Beckel has died

Posted by: Black Orchid at February 21, 2022 11:24 PM (j9HX3)

388 Bob Beckel has died
Posted by: Black Orchid at February 21, 2022 11:24 PM (j9HX3)

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And he seemed so healthy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 21, 2022 11:24 PM (VxC1e)

389 386 374 Is America ready for a hostile repressive regime on our border?

***
I do NOT want to be invaded by Canada!
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Don't worry vmom, Justine will need all his soldiers to occupy Quebec City, Montreal, Vancouver, Edmonton, Winnipeg, and Calgary to make sure the coof passport edicts are enforced.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 21, 2022 11:23 PM (W+kMI)

I don't trust the Quebecois...I see catapults with cows and sheep.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2022 11:24 PM (ynpvh)

390 Viva Zapata!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2022 11:16 PM (l0Lgi)

Strange movie. Marlin Brando as Emiliano Zapata.

Posted by: Javems at February 21, 2022 11:25 PM (mLlPJ)

391 Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2022 11:22 PM (evAgx)

.....

I'm a reasonable man, open to alternatives.

Though my plan for Congress is:

Every foreign conflict will be initiated by sending in beach landing craft loaded with Congressional offspring to establish a beachhead.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 21, 2022 11:25 PM (dbs6Z)

392 Trying to think of an example of a poorly-timed blowjob.
Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at February 21, 2022 10:41 PM (qpX6U)

When your wife walks in on you. Just a thought.

Posted by: Pete Bog at February 21, 2022 11:26 PM (Jzz++)

393 Some Lloyds of London syndicate is going to take it in the shorts.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 21, 2022 11:23 PM (VxC1e)

It'll be damned interesting if it turns out that the cargo was insured for twice its value.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2022 11:26 PM (evAgx)

394 Couple more hours, then its Tuesday, another 24 hours, and......you can START HUMPIN ' !

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2022 11:19 PM (arJlL)

I didn't know that was scheduled!!!!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 21, 2022 11:26 PM (7bRMQ)

395
Good night, Hordians. Coffee time is 0500 here at Schloss Hadrian.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 21, 2022 11:26 PM (/U27+)

396 I have been fretting about the whole living will, trust fund, LLC options for a while. Lots of good info here.
Posted by: Some Rat

I need to write an In the Event of My Death

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 21, 2022 11:27 PM (lCui1)

397 Every foreign conflict will be initiated by sending in beach landing craft loaded with Congressional offspring to establish a beachhead.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger


"And with that law, America was never again involved in a foreign dispute."

Posted by: Some Rat at February 21, 2022 11:27 PM (r1z5A)

398 396 I have been fretting about the whole living will, trust fund, LLC options for a while. Lots of good info here.
Posted by: Some Rat

I need to write an In the Event of My Death

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 21, 2022 11:27 PM (lCui1)

Well, don't do a "DO NOT RESUSCITATE" as a tatoo. It's not accepted.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2022 11:28 PM (ynpvh)

399
When your wife walks in on you. Just a thought.


You'd think so - but Mike just demanded I service her next.

Posted by: Barack Obama at February 21, 2022 11:28 PM (ESjRY)

400 My son has a 70 year old Cold Spot in his garage we gave him. You have to defrost it occasionally but it still works.

Posted by: Javems at February 21, 2022 11:28 PM (mLlPJ)

401 397 Every foreign conflict will be initiated by sending in beach landing craft loaded with Congressional offspring to establish a beachhead.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger


"And with that law, America was never again involved in a foreign dispute."

Posted by: Some Rat at February 21, 2022 11:27 PM (r1z5A)

They'll just "adopt" poor smucks to die for their country.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2022 11:28 PM (ynpvh)

402 383 "it's on fire in the middle of the ocean, all of the crew have Abandoned Ship, and ain't Nobody going back on board."

well, idk, but steel decks, if it burns out and doesn't sink, they might tow it back in, salvage it? Or do they just torpedo it and let the fuel float out? I'd guess they would tow it and extract the fuel, maybe the engines are still good ... hard to say.
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Well, according to some fat chick that used to be on TV, fire doesn't bend steel, so maybe the hulk can be salvaged.... nah, if the ship's fuel goes up it's a total loss, as the ship will eventually sink as the fire consumes the very paint on the hull.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 21, 2022 11:29 PM (W+kMI)

403 400 My son has a 70 year old Cold Spot in his garage we gave him. You have to defrost it occasionally but it still works.
Posted by: Javems at February 21, 2022 11:28 PM (mLlPJ)

---------

Also, exceptional nuclear blast protection.

Posted by: Indiana Jones at February 21, 2022 11:29 PM (VxC1e)

404 In the event of my death, I want to be buried with two hundred live tweens and a supertanker full of Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific. Also Hunter must commit suttee on a pyre made of crack.

Posted by: Brandon at February 21, 2022 11:29 PM (SKVme)

405 I need to write an In the Event of My Death
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 21, 2022 11:27 PM (lCui1)

"Stab this. Stab that. And stab that, in particular." - vmom

Posted by: flounder at February 21, 2022 11:29 PM (SH2Zi)

406 My son has a 70 year old Cold Spot in his garage we gave him. You have to defrost it occasionally but it still works.

Posted by: Javems at February 21, 2022 11:28 PM (mLlPJ)

The old Ice Box never failed!

Posted by: Old Timer at February 21, 2022 11:30 PM (7bRMQ)

407
Is America ready for a hostile repressive regime on our border?

The hostile is coming from inside the house!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 21, 2022 11:30 PM (63Dwl)

408 I thought Bob Beckel was already dead.

Posted by: vivi at February 21, 2022 11:30 PM (33kEg)

409 "And within 15 years of that law, America was never again involved in a foreign dispute."

Posted by: Some Rat at February 21, 2022 11:27 PM (r1z5A)



Don't underestimate the evil in DC.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 21, 2022 11:30 PM (dbs6Z)

410 South of the border
Down Mexico way

Posted by: Braenyard at February 21, 2022 11:22 PM (r/d3+)

I met a strange lady
She made me nervous

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 21, 2022 11:30 PM (7bRMQ)

411 My Grandfather (or his brother) was part of the Missouri reserves under Black Jack that went down to Mexico after Pancho.

Posted by: jim
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My grandfather was down there prospecting for silver, when Villa became troublesome, my grandfather and his partner hied off to Cuba.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2022 11:30 PM (AytXr)

412 408 I thought Bob Beckel was already dead.

Posted by: vivi at February 21, 2022 11:30 PM (33kEg)

Welll if he wasn't, he is now.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2022 11:31 PM (ynpvh)

413 408 I thought Bob Beckel was already dead.
Posted by: vivi at February 21, 2022 11:30 PM (33kEg)

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That's been a long-running matter of debate.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 21, 2022 11:31 PM (VxC1e)

414 411 My Grandfather (or his brother) was part of the Missouri reserves under Black Jack that went down to Mexico after Pancho.

Posted by: jim
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My grandfather was down there prospecting for silver, when Villa became troublesome, my grandfather and his partner hied off to Cuba.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2022 11:30 PM (AytXr)

My Mom is from Mexico. I sometimes joke that one side of the family was chasing the other side.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2022 11:32 PM (ynpvh)

415 The old Ice Box never failed!
Posted by: Old Timer at February 21, 2022 11:30 PM (7bRMQ)

Root cellar, FTW.

Posted by: flounder at February 21, 2022 11:32 PM (SH2Zi)

416 Well, don't do a "DO NOT RESUSCITATE" as a tatoo. It's not accepted.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


I plan on being the whiniest, uncooperative, cry baby in the ward. With a "keep this rotting husk" alive with every heroic measure at their disposal....just to piss people off.

Posted by: Some Rat at February 21, 2022 11:32 PM (r1z5A)

417 Stab this. Stab that. And stab that, in particular." - vmom
Posted by: flounder

It's like you know me!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 21, 2022 11:32 PM (lCui1)

418 Well vmom, about 47% of Canada supports the truckers. The rest of them were the chowderheads who voted in Trudeau. Those fools may be happy about the crackdowns now, but before summer has come they'll be wishing they could've changed their vote.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 21, 2022 10:47 PM (W+kMI)

The Canadian reaction really depresses me. I was arguing with a few leftist Canucks on another site and they were all "LOL, Justin really showed those crazies." When I asked if they were happy about police trampling old ladies, they denied it happened - because the CBC hasn't shown that. They are just so perfectly happy to destroy the lives and rights of fellow Canadians who don't think like them.

So much for the "nice, polite Canadian" stereotype.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at February 21, 2022 11:33 PM (HabA/)

419 418 Well vmom, about 47% of Canada supports the truckers. The rest of them were the chowderheads who voted in Trudeau. Those fools may be happy about the crackdowns now, but before summer has come they'll be wishing they could've changed their vote.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 21, 2022 10:47 PM (W+kMI)

The Canadian reaction really depresses me. I was arguing with a few leftist Canucks on another site and they were all "LOL, Justin really showed those crazies." When I asked if they were happy about police trampling old ladies, they denied it happened - because the CBC hasn't shown that. They are just so perfectly happy to destroy the lives and rights of fellow Canadians who don't think like them.

So much for the "nice, polite Canadian" stereotype.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at February 21, 2022 11:33 PM (HabA/)

People are supportive of crackdowns until the crackdowns start targeting them.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2022 11:33 PM (ynpvh)

420 I wonder if Biden would do anything if the Mexican government (i.e. the Narco Traffickers) decided to send "Peace Keeping" forces north of the border to...keep the peace?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


C'mon, maan! We're importing New Texans as fast as we can. In the new world border there are no orders. Mezremflgh blencht.

Posted by: Mr Dr J Biden, him big chief executioner at February 21, 2022 11:34 PM (FHtSE)

421 Stab this. Stab that. And stab that, in particular." - vmom
Posted by: flounder


Good to have a plan.

Posted by: Some Rat at February 21, 2022 11:35 PM (r1z5A)

422 So much for the "nice, polite Canadian" stereotype.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at February 21, 2022 11:33 PM (HabA/)

Not that you should ever talk to them again, but if you did you might get them to reflect on the 1905 food protests in Russia. They were peaceful, but the Tsar's horsemen rode them down and brutally crushed them. The next revolution, when it came, made no attempt at all at "peaceful" change.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2022 11:35 PM (evAgx)

423 Seeing Castro's Enabling Vote approved I'm reminded of how history repeats, seemingly each time getting more ludicrous.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 21, 2022 11:36 PM (ESjRY)

424 The only ship's engine room's I've been in were clean as a whistle. With a cargo that valuable I imagine the shipping line would have been well vetted.
Posted by: Javems at February 21, 2022 10:18 PM (mLlPJ)

Also, the kind of oily rags that catch fire spontaneously are the ones soaked in linseed oil, or similar vegetable oils. They oxidize pretty quickly in the presence of air, which is why oil-based paint and varnish hardens. Lubricating oil, which is what one would expect to find in a ship's engine room, does not oxidize readly, since that is not a good property for lube oil to have.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2022 11:36 PM (P3gRi)

425 I met a strange lady
She made me nervous



Do you come from the land down under?
Where the COVID cops keep men interred.
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder,
You better run or vaccinate Pfizer.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 21, 2022 11:36 PM (dbs6Z)

426 I liked the Casual Gods video. Never heard of that band before. Excellent song.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 21, 2022 11:37 PM (hVqGz)

427 Checking twitter....

MTG stands with the truckers and...Bitch McConnell is telling people to get the clot shot.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 21, 2022 11:38 PM (ESjRY)

428 Good to have a plan.
Posted by: Some Rat
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Riiiiight.

Posted by: Mike Tyson at February 21, 2022 11:38 PM (l0Lgi)

429 If we don't blow this clay and granite planet apart, I'll have a decision to make. The upcoming video game Starfield looks fantastic to me but it won't play on my Xbox One; I'd need to upgrade to Series X/S and that would not be cheap. I faced a similar dilemma several years ago when I upgraded from 360 to One so I could play Ryse. Turns out, Ryse was a crap game. Will Starfield also reduce me to tears? Anyway, I'll have time to decide. Starfield isn't scheduled for release until November and announced release dates are often delayed months or even years.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pYqyVpCV-3c

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at February 21, 2022 11:38 PM (FVME7)

430 I wonder if Biden would do anything if the Mexican government (i.e. the Narco Traffickers) decided to send "Peace Keeping" forces north of the border to...keep the peace?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Look, as long as Maize Pop sends 10% of the meth to the Little Guy, we're muy bueno, compadre. But if one of those perro-faced burro soldades crosses the Rio Grande, I'll go down there with a bolo and show him who's boss, right in front of all his hermanos!

Posted by: Brandon at February 21, 2022 11:39 PM (SKVme)

431 424 The only ship's engine room's I've been in were clean as a whistle. With a cargo that valuable I imagine the shipping line would have been well vetted.
Posted by: Javems at February 21, 2022 10:18 PM (mLlPJ)

Also, the kind of oily rags that catch fire spontaneously are the ones soaked in linseed oil, or similar vegetable oils. They oxidize pretty quickly in the presence of air, which is why oil-based paint and varnish hardens. Lubricating oil, which is what one would expect to find in a ship's engine room, does not oxidize readly, since that is not a good property for lube oil to have.
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I suspect that the news article is trying to deflect origin of the fire away from the cargo. They haven't been able to wiggle out about the lithium batteries acting as an accelerant though.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 21, 2022 11:40 PM (W+kMI)

432 No, Russia is too free by modern Canadian standards
Posted by: 18-1 at February 21, 2022 10:22 PM (ESjRY)

Exactly. I would welcome a Russian invasion of Canada, right now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2022 11:41 PM (P3gRi)

433 Do you come from the land down under?
Where the COVID cops keep men interred.
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder,
You better run or vaccinate Pfizer.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

The Men At Work song for Canada would be Who Can It Be Now. Or maybe Overkill.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at February 21, 2022 11:42 PM (FVME7)

434


Valdez is coming!


Posted by: Burt L. at February 21, 2022 11:42 PM (7DYli)

435 Can you imagine traveling to Russia and requesting years later the same suite / bed that the Obamas slept in for the purpose of acting out some bizarre kink involving prostitutes with big bladders? It is complete insanity.

This is your Democrat Party!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 21, 2022 11:42 PM (dA9eR)

436 The term of art is "planned obsolescence"!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar


A couple of decades back, my sometimes somewhat pedantic eldest brother (RIP) quite sincerely and emphatically explained to us the particular failure-flaw built into water heaters, as an example of obsolescence by design. I smiled and listened, but it was no revelation to me. I think even Mad Magazine had a good article on that. Ah, the backinthedays.

271 Had a repairman come by the house last week and he said no LG or Samsung as both are poop...
Posted by: NALNAMSAM


LG refrigerator - That's what we got in, maybe, 2008. Never had a problem. Also have 28-year-old hot water tank and furnace -- Sears-Kenmore. No "smart" in any of that. Water heater seems probably about to give up.

I think it's safe to say, they don't make 'em like that anymore.

Posted by: mindful webworker - an' a chronistic at February 21, 2022 11:45 PM (FHtSE)

437 How many airplane flights have been diverted on account of lithium-ion batteries self-igniting? Search: "flight diverted lithium-ion battery"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2022 11:45 PM (1vynn)

438 ..It'll be damned interesting if it turns out that the cargo was insured for twice its value. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2022 11:26 PM (evAgx)

I know for a fact, on the retail car lots, that in the event of total loss of new-car inventories, that the insurers pay full MSRP to the dealerships. By the same metric, I would assume that the insurers would pay the Volkswagen Group the full Invoice & Holdback amounts, plus the shipping costs.

No single Lloyds syndicate will suffer the entire costs, as "risks" such as these are laid-off (sub insured) to a myriad of "re-insurance" companies. We never hear of these giants, but one just acquired American National Insurance Company in Galveston, which is an American Top 50 insurer, doing appx. $100 Billion in annual revenue. The "insurance business" is it's own Deep State. And "insuring" your guns requires models, serial #s, and often, pictures. Congrats, you've just registered your guns!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 21, 2022 11:46 PM (QzJWU)

439 "spontaneous combustion among oily rags" - what is this, the 1930's? That sounds like a weak plot point from an Agatha Christie story.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2022 11:46 PM (evAgx)

440 422 So much for the "nice, polite Canadian" stereotype.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at February 21, 2022 11:33 PM (HabA/)

Not that you should ever talk to them again, but if you did you might get them to reflect on the 1905 food protests in Russia. They were peaceful, but the Tsar's horsemen rode them down and brutally crushed them. The next revolution, when it came, made no attempt at all at "peaceful" change.
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See my video post above. He's right. Trudy stomping on the peaceful protest without even trying to hear them out is going to leave a mark on the protesters and their supporters. Especially the ones that have lost their trucks and being unemployed have lots of time to review their grievances. The same thing is already happening down here. People wondering about what happened the last time they tried to do it the peaceful way and if they should do something else the next time.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 21, 2022 11:46 PM (W+kMI)

441 Valdez is coming!


Posted by: Burt L. at February 21, 2022 11:42 PM (7DYli)

Not soon enough!

Posted by: Susan Clark at February 21, 2022 11:46 PM (7bRMQ)

442 Li-ion battery fire took out the Goodwill by my old house. Started a semi on fire, blew it up while it was docked, and it spread into the store.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 21, 2022 11:48 PM (SKVme)

443
The execrable Mister Bob Beckel
A putz. A dick. A schmeckle
As sure as you're born
Whoever will mourn?
I've no idea who in the heck'll

Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2022 11:51 PM (m45I2)

444 Welcome Back, Carter

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 21, 2022 11:52 PM (63Dwl)

445 The term of art is "planned obsolescence"!

Historical planned obsolescence was to make the newer items more desirable than the older items so you would be enticed to purchase before the old item was worn out.

Modern planned obsolescence is to hide behind " mandated green regulations " to make a more expensive product that barely outlasts the warranty.

Posted by: azjaeger at February 21, 2022 11:52 PM (3/XaG)

446 Okay, someone managed to make the Star Wars prequels funny by producing a very bad dub.

Look for Star War the Third: Backstroke of the West on YouTube.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2022 11:53 PM (Um14W)

447 I plan on being the whiniest, uncooperative, cry baby in the ward. With a "keep this rotting husk" alive with every heroic measure at their disposal....just to piss people off.
Posted by: Some Rat at February 21, 2022 11:32 PM (r1z5A)


SR: I knew there was something about you I liked!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - We are not going to HONK our way out of this! ~ at February 21, 2022 11:53 PM (hOUT3)

448 ..I've no idea who in the heck'll
Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2022 11:51 PM (m45I2)


It'll be hard to see him burn in Hell. Not because I'm mournful, but because alcohol burns with a nearly invisible flame.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 21, 2022 11:53 PM (QzJWU)

449 Modern planned obsolescence is to hide behind " mandated green regulations " to make a more expensive product that barely outlasts the warranty.
Posted by: azjaeger at February 21, 2022 11:52 PM (3/XaG)


And yet there are people that say corporate lawyers are worthless scum...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - We are not going to HONK our way out of this! ~ at February 21, 2022 11:55 PM (hOUT3)

450 437 How many airplane flights have been diverted on account of lithium-ion batteries self-igniting? Search: "flight diverted lithium-ion battery"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2022 11:45 PM (1vynn)

Long time ago we used to use mercury to transfer downhole oil and gas samples, taken under pressure, to shipment bottles for PVT analysis. Big no no on shipping by air. Mercury and aluminum do not mix well.

Posted by: Javems at February 21, 2022 11:55 PM (mLlPJ)

451 The Canadian parliament vote is making me feel almost as bad as the 2020 election
Depression looming
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 21, 2022 10:43 PM (lCui1)

It was a straight party-line vote, which was to be expected. The NDP, who are scum, supported the Liberals, who are scum, to carry the vote. The Conservatives all voted "Nay", save one who was absent, not that it would have made a difference. The only surprise was that one of the two Green Party MP's voted "Nay".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2022 11:58 PM (P3gRi)

452 450 437 How many airplane flights have been diverted on account of lithium-ion batteries self-igniting? Search: "flight diverted lithium-ion battery"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2022 11:45 PM (1vynn)

Long time ago we used to use mercury to transfer downhole oil and gas samples, taken under pressure, to shipment bottles for PVT analysis. Big no no on shipping by air. Mercury and aluminum do not mix well.

Posted by: Javems at February 21, 2022 11:55 PM (mLlPJ)

Magnesium fires are also a lot of fun. That's why they often use foam on plane crashes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2022 11:58 PM (ynpvh)

453 How may snicks could a persnicker snick if a persniker could pers snicks?

Posted by: Persnickety Old Man Miklos, three times real fast at February 21, 2022 11:59 PM (QzkSJ)

454 I might be in the market for a new fridge soon - something I haven't bought before.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 21, 2022 10:53 PM


If at all possible, fix the old one.

Posted by: Chuck C at February 22, 2022 12:00 AM (EughT)

455 It'll be hard to see him burn in Hell. Not because I'm mournful, but because alcohol burns with a nearly invisible flame.


Jim

Feel da Heet

Posted by: Miklos has clever alcohol camping burners made from re-purposed beer cans at February 22, 2022 12:01 AM (QzkSJ)

456 446 Okay, someone managed to make the Star Wars prequels funny by producing a very bad dub.

Look for Star War the Third: Backstroke of the West on YouTube.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2022 11:53 PM (Um14W)

I'll see your Star Wars dub, and I'll raise you Elmo cut into the Gom Jabbar scene from the new Dune.

https://www.youtube.com/

watch?v=EHK5fBm1YWk

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 22, 2022 12:02 AM (cupoy)

457 How may snicks could a persnicker snick if a persniker could pers snicks?

Posted by: Persnickety Old Man Miklos, three times real fast at February 21, 2022 11:59 PM (QzkSJ)

Five! No, three!

Posted by: King Arthur at February 22, 2022 12:02 AM (7bRMQ)

458 454 I might be in the market for a new fridge soon - something I haven't bought before.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 21, 2022 10:53 PM

If at all possible, fix the old one.

Posted by: Chuck C at February 22, 2022 12:00 AM (EughT)

We had one go out on us in 2020...the damned compressor cost almost as much as the whole refrigerator...and was unavailable due to the supply issues we've had the last two years.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2022 12:02 AM (ynpvh)

459 Miklos. Rocket Stoves for the Win!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 22, 2022 12:03 AM (QzJWU)

460 Welcome Back, Carter
Posted by: Bertram Cabot

I had someone knit Joe a nice cardigan

Posted by: DOCTOR Dr. Jill at February 22, 2022 12:03 AM (QzkSJ)

461 Starfield isn't scheduled for release until November and announced release dates are often delayed months or even years.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pYqyVpCV-3c

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at February 21, 2022 11:38 PM (FVME7)

I really hope Starfield is great. As for the dilemma, the Series X is the more future proof 4K system if it's in your budget. However, the Series S has been very strong in HD and 2K gaming. I can't think of a game that doesn't run great on S at those lower resolutions. The smaller hard drive is maybe an issue, though. Either one is a solid console.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at February 22, 2022 12:03 AM (wBpKf)

462 Oh no. Truth Social uses the exact AI company (Hive AI) as Reddit to monitor and censor their content.

https://www.businessinsider.com/trump- truth-social-plans-ai-moderation-despite- free-speech-focus-2022-1

Posted by: lol at February 22, 2022 12:04 AM (S7bxE)

463 He's been admitted to Mayo Clinic with nearly unbearable knee pain, and doctors are struggling to diagnose. It has been escalating over the past week and not responding to some very strong pain meds. He's a stout wrestler, a fine farm hand and a pretty tough little guy. Would greatly appreciate any love you can channel his direction...
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at February 21, 2022 10:51 PM (HT5dr)

Was he vaccinated for the Coof? Could be a blood clot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2022 12:05 AM (P3gRi)

464 456 I'll see your Star Wars dub, and I'll raise you Elmo cut into the Gom Jabbar scene from the new Dune.

https://www.youtube.com/

watch?v=EHK5fBm1YWk

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 22, 2022 12:02 AM (cupoy)

LOL, I love the part where Elmo's told an animal caught in a trap would chew it's own leg...
"what would you do?"
I would set it free, and give it kisses, and a bandage.."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2022 12:07 AM (ynpvh)

465 "***SNORT***" ... not a good idea given the Cobalt content of the conflict batteries, (mined by little negro children in Congo.)

Posted by: Marooned at February 22, 2022 12:07 AM (w6hJ9)

466 Miklos. Rocket Stoves for the Win!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn

I would invest in a real estate foxhole development project with this man.

Posted by: Miklosian Holdings (no homo) GmbH at February 22, 2022 12:07 AM (QzkSJ)

467 >>>You can guess which body part was a little bit frozen when I finished.

And that is why there are are no black men in cross country skiing.

Posted by: JT Smith at February 22, 2022 12:08 AM (frfx6)

468 Magnesium fires are also a lot of fun. That's why they often use foam on plane crashes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2022 11:58 PM (ynpvh)

I recall an experiment I witnessed, can't remember when or where, where they dropped some magnesium flakes in to water, Got pretty fizzy.

Posted by: Javems at February 22, 2022 12:08 AM (mLlPJ)

469 And "insuring" your guns requires models, serial #s, and often, pictures. Congrats, you've just registered your guns!

Posted by: Jim
-------------
See Lockton Firearm Insurance. They run things a bit differently.

Posted by: whig at February 22, 2022 12:08 AM (Iq9dF)

470 468 Magnesium fires are also a lot of fun. That's why they often use foam on plane crashes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2022 11:58 PM (ynpvh)

I recall an experiment I witnessed, can't remember when or where, where they dropped some magnesium flakes in to water, Got pretty fizzy.

Posted by: Javems at February 22, 2022 12:08 AM (mLlPJ)

Sodium (the metal) and water are fun too.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2022 12:09 AM (ynpvh)

471 OK, so what does this mean? They won't be extinguished by spraying water on them, but they need oxygen, so they won't burn underwater? Sounded like they were going to let them burn out, and hope fire did not reach fuel tanks. ... but that was yesterday ... still 15 vertical meters from fuel, iirc.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 21, 2022 11:02 PM (Cus5s)

Sodium and lithium will burn underwater; they are so reactive that they will decompose water to get the oxygen, and the hydrogen is released.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2022 12:09 AM (P3gRi)

472 Poor Elmo

And the Bene Gesarit answering Elmo, "Pain." You know that plants the fear in the mind all by itself.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2022 12:10 AM (Um14W)

473 And that is why there are are no black men in cross country skiing.

Posted by: JT Smith at February 22, 2022 12:08 AM (frfx6)



There was one black biathlete.

Incredible skier, but he kept finishing last because he held the rifle sideways on the range. Wildly inaccurate.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 22, 2022 12:11 AM (dbs6Z)

474 I plan on being the whiniest, uncooperative, cry baby in the ward. With a "keep this rotting husk" alive with every heroic measure at their disposal....just to piss people off.
Posted by: Some Rat
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My recent instruction is, 'I don't care if you have to murder someone for the parts...do it.'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2022 12:12 AM (9Fwwf)

475 474 My recent instruction is, 'I don't care if you have to murder someone for the parts...do it.'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2022 12:12 AM (9Fwwf)

How do you think they get the replacement parts in China?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2022 12:13 AM (ynpvh)

476 Night all...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2022 12:13 AM (ynpvh)

477 I need a Gom Jabbar

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamiilion at February 22, 2022 12:13 AM (lCui1)

478 Where's the Black Bird?!
Posted by: Joel Cairo

In Big Mike's pants !

Posted by: JT at February 22, 2022 12:13 AM (arJlL)

479 He's been admitted to Mayo Clinic with nearly unbearable knee pain, and doctors are struggling to diagnose. It has been escalating over the past week and not responding to some very strong pain meds. He's a stout wrestler, a fine farm hand and a pretty tough little guy. Would greatly appreciate any love you can channel his direction...
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at February 21, 2022 10:51 PM (HT5dr)

I had a similar problem a few months back. Went to the emergency room (blood clot fears). Discharged me with some pain pills and said go see a knee Dr. Did so. Found an old coot that drained a bunch of fluid from my knee, gave me a steroid shot and I was better that new. Asked him what it was and he said could be anything. Still good.

Posted by: Javems at February 22, 2022 12:13 AM (mLlPJ)

480 Speaking of the coof, now the government is looking into why people have neurologic symptoms after taking the clot shot. Hmm... How could that be? I was told it was safe and effective. Not sure what the desired effect should be, since it didn't prevent the coof, but effective nonetheless.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 22, 2022 12:13 AM (eKvjl)

481 477 I need a Gom Jabbar
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamiilion at February 22, 2022 12:13 AM (lCui1)

Hey! Not if you are going to be all stabby, which it seems you are. What you need is the box, not the stabby stabby part.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 22, 2022 12:15 AM (eKvjl)

482 Huh. I'd rather have fake boobs with real smiles at my local titty joint, but that's just me.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 22, 2022 12:15 AM (frr40)

483 Not making lite of your situation but some times it just takes an old hand. Hope he gets better soon.

Posted by: Javems at February 22, 2022 12:15 AM (mLlPJ)

484 81 I know I'm supposed to be rooting for the US but I just have to laugh at how Putin depanted Biden over that tweet of Biden's from last year about how Biden was the only one who could go toe-to-toe with Putin.

---

Biden does not represent US interests

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamiilion at February 22, 2022 12:15 AM (lCui1)

485 Where's the Black Bird?!
Posted by: Joel Cairo

In Big Mike's pants !
Posted by: JT

So they say, but has anyone seen this bird?

Posted by: Sidney Miklos-Greenstreet at February 22, 2022 12:15 AM (QzkSJ)

486 So they say, but has anyone seen this bird?

The Maltese Mocha Messiah Bird?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2022 12:17 AM (Um14W)

487 467 >>>You can guess which body part was a little bit frozen when I finished.

And that is why there are are no black men in cross country skiing.
Posted by: JT Smith at February 22, 2022 12:08 AM (frfx6)

Dude needs to learn about this new thing called long underwear. Some of 'em come with pockets for hand warmers. Just sayin'.

Hockey moms everywhere can tell you how to stay warm. Or, you know, freeze off your penis. Bet that's quite a hoot when it turns black with blisters and then falls off.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 22, 2022 12:17 AM (eKvjl)

488 Gom Jabbars are not stabby.
They're jabby.
Subtle distinction.
So you can totally trust me with one, tcn.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamiilion at February 22, 2022 12:17 AM (lCui1)

489 ..See Lockton Firearm Insurance. They run things a bit differently. Posted by: whig at February 22, 2022 12:08 AM (Iq9dF)

You will send this tip to Weasel. You will do it Now!

/ Zod


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 22, 2022 12:18 AM (QzJWU)

490 So you can totally trust me with one, tcn.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamiilion at February 22, 2022 12:17 AM (lCui1)


Well, okay then, but no running with it.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 22, 2022 12:18 AM (eKvjl)

491 Also I don't beed no box to cause pain.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamiilion at February 22, 2022 12:19 AM (lCui1)

492 Biden does not represent US interests
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamiilion

*goes all emotionally stabby*

*U stab me

Baby You stab me...honest you do, honest you do...*

Posted by: Miklos, in best Sam Cooke voice at February 22, 2022 12:19 AM (QzkSJ)

493 My various firearms, or at least, the ones I lost in that tragic canoe accident last summer, are covered under my umbrella policy. Photos are for replacement value, but they don't belong to the insurance agency. Not sure why yours would need all that info.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 22, 2022 12:19 AM (eKvjl)

494 484 81 I know I'm supposed to be rooting for the US but I just have to laugh at how Putin depanted Biden over that tweet of Biden's from last year about how Biden was the only one who could go toe-to-toe with Putin.


if I'm being honest I think Biden hates all of us way more than Putin does (he probably just doesn't care which is better than actively hating and wanting us all dead)

also Biden is a stupid thug, which is to me worse than a smart thug, I guess. no one rooted for Fredo!

Posted by: Black Orchid at February 22, 2022 12:20 AM (j9HX3)

495 The problem with the S is that there are only some 4k TVs that will accept a 1440p signal, so you'll really be limited to 1080p.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 22, 2022 12:20 AM (frr40)

496 Best place to come with medical questions is the horde, of course. Im sure there is a term for this as they have one for everything...When I have a headache..my wife can lightly rub her fingers on my back and I get the 'chills' and will get what I call 'micro relief' as the headache is completely overpowered by that sensation...whats going on there?

Posted by: a dude in MI at February 22, 2022 12:20 AM (+I6Y/)

497 491 Also I don't beed no box to cause pain.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamiilion at February 22, 2022 12:19 AM (lCui1)

As a mom, I would think a swift backhand with a wooden spoon would do the trick. Worked for my mom. I still flinch whenever I see one. She didn't even have to turn around to make contact. I might still have the dent in the side of my head.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 22, 2022 12:21 AM (eKvjl)

498 Joey Bidet is the worst sort of thug, him and his crew think they are smart

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2022 12:21 AM (Um14W)

499 498 Joey Bidet is the worst sort of thug, him and his crew think they are smart


yep you're right - that's even worse than just being a dummo

Posted by: Black Orchid at February 22, 2022 12:22 AM (j9HX3)

500 Oh jeez, it's late.

Posted by: Javems at February 22, 2022 12:22 AM (mLlPJ)

501 whats going on there?
Posted by: a dude in MI at February 22, 2022 12:20 AM (+I6Y/)

Same idea as a tens unit. You distract the pain path with some other stimuli. And, often, the pain is the result of some muscular kink somewhere other than your head to start with, and is "referred" pain, so you can disrupt that from another location.

At least that's how my neurologist explained it.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 22, 2022 12:22 AM (eKvjl)

502 500 Oh jeez, it's late.
Posted by: Javems at February 22, 2022 12:22 AM (mLlPJ)

8:23?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 22, 2022 12:23 AM (eKvjl)

503 In Big Mike's pants !

Posted by: JT at February 22, 2022 12:13 AM (arJlL)

Hey, you trying to horn in on my gig?

Posted by: Wilmer at February 22, 2022 12:24 AM (7bRMQ)

504 I once knew I was in trouble, so I found every wooden spoon in the kitchen and hid them. But Mom didn't actually know I had done anything wrong... until she tried to cook dinner.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 22, 2022 12:24 AM (frr40)

505 Good to see you all here at the Dexter Lake Club!

So hit it

Posted by: Miklos on sax at February 22, 2022 12:24 AM (QzkSJ)

506 Joey Bidet was never a thug--he had not the mass nor the cojones for that. He was a garden variety bully, and if someone had just punched him in the snoot when he was younger, they could have cured him. Do you really think he could have taken anybody out behind the gym and done diddly squat?

Now it's just his habit. Who's gonna call him out?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 22, 2022 12:24 AM (eKvjl)

507 gave me a steroid shot and I was better that new. Asked him what it was and he said could be anything. Still good.
Posted by: Javems
--------

Hold it...ambiguous antecedent. You mean it might have been any old steroid? My kind of Doc, trial and error.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2022 12:25 AM (9Fwwf)

508 499 498 Joey Bidet is the worst sort of thug, him and his crew think they are smart
yep you're right - that's even worse than just being a dummo
Posted by: Black Orchid at February 22, 2022 12:22 AM (j9HX3)


Worse yet is a thug dummo with virtually unlimited power over mere citizens!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - We are not going to HONK our way out of this! ~ at February 22, 2022 12:25 AM (hOUT3)

509 At least that's how my neurologist explained it.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 22, 2022 12:22 AM (eKvjl)

That's what I always tell my kids! Your stomach hurts? Let me stomp on your foot, you'll forget about your stomach.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 22, 2022 12:26 AM (7bRMQ)

510 Belated Happy Birthday to AOP, and a right-on-time salute for George Washington's *actual* birthday.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2022 12:26 AM (DMQdU)

511 That's what I always tell my kids! Your stomach hurts? Let me stomp on your foot, you'll forget about your stomach.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 22, 2022 12:26 AM (7bRMQ)

Thus, my dad's offers to kick my ass whenever I complained about anything, I suppose.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 22, 2022 12:27 AM (eKvjl)

512
ATTENTION SAVVY INVESTORS

Dexter Lake Club of “Animal House” movie fame for sale


https://tinyurl.com/yckcb68c

Posted by: Miklos retains the right to dance wif yo dates at February 22, 2022 12:28 AM (QzkSJ)

513 The problem with the S is that there are only some 4k TVs that will accept a 1440p signal, so you'll really be limited to 1080p.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 22, 2022 12:20 AM (frr40)

Yeah, that's a good point. If you can't do 1440p on your existing set, it's less of a value.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at February 22, 2022 12:30 AM (wBpKf)

514 Belated Happy Birthday to AOP, and a right-on-time salute for George Washington's *actual* birthday.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2022 12:26 AM (DMQdU)

Thank you kindly, Mike!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2022 12:30 AM (P3gRi)

515 This commentationing be gettin' slow


Y'all need some Red Eye Gravy on yo ONT grits

Posted by: Miklos, can I get a witness at February 22, 2022 12:30 AM (QzkSJ)

516 Well, okay then, but no running with it.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 22, 2022 12:18 AM (eKvjl)

vmom can go one way, and the rest of us can run with Mucus!

Posted by: Marcus Vindictus at February 22, 2022 12:31 AM (7bRMQ)

517 I once knew I was in trouble, so I found every wooden spoon in the kitchen and hid them. But Mom didn't actually know I had done anything wrong... until she tried to cook dinner.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 22, 2022 12:24 AM (frr40)

The wooden spoon, the preferred weapon of italian mother's, aunts, and grandmothers. It make a distinctive sound when swung at you, so remember it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 22, 2022 12:34 AM (VwHCD)

518 This commentationing be gettin' slow

Posted by: Miklos, can I get a witness at February 22, 2022 12:30 AM (QzkSJ)

We've only just begun
to comment

Posted by: People Who Build Things With Wood at February 22, 2022 12:34 AM (7bRMQ)

519 It was a straight party-line vote, which was to be expected. The NDP, who are scum, supported the Liberals, who are scum, to carry the vote. The Conservatives all voted "Nay", save one who was absent, not that it would have made a difference. The only surprise was that one of the two Green Party MP's voted "Nay".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2022 11:58 PM (P3gRi)

====

The whole Canada thing has me stunned. It just feels so trite, silly, and contrived to me. I am amazed at the number of people going right along with all the B.S.

Because it was all so easy for the government villians, I can't get over the nagging feeling that something similar will soon be attempted in the U.S.

Posted by: jc at February 22, 2022 12:35 AM (N1WXz)

520 Biden does not represent US interests

********

I know. I've been conditioned to root for the best possible outcome for the US regardless of who is in the White House and I would sincerely want this to happen as well.

With Biden (and Obama), this simply isn't possible, as we all know. The US won't do well with their agenda, which is intentional on their behalf.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at February 22, 2022 12:36 AM (xxG/v)

521 *looks left*

*looks right*

*mainly looks left*


THIS ONT IS NOW UNDER THE AUTHORITY OF THE CANADIAN MINISTRY OF ENFORCEMENT THINGS, AND OTHER THINGS THAT YOU MAY NOT ASK ABOOT

Posted by: Justine von Castreau-Fidel-Schikelgruber at February 22, 2022 12:36 AM (QzkSJ)

522 LOL

AOC is taking a break from the Twatters because replies to her have "caused her anxiety".

BITCH PLEASE!

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at February 22, 2022 12:38 AM (3vQN0)

523 Welcome back Muldoon !

Posted by: JT at February 22, 2022 12:38 AM (arJlL)

524 Hiya Donna of the Ampersands !

Posted by: JT at February 22, 2022 12:38 AM (arJlL)

525 Putin has never done anything to harm me.

Democrats do shit to harm me every hour of every day.

All else being equal Putin is much better for the US than any D.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at February 22, 2022 12:39 AM (3vQN0)

526 yep you're right - that's even worse than just being a dummo
Posted by: Black Orchid
------

There are essentially, three different levels of competence:

1. Unconscious incompetence
2. Conscious incompetence (I know that I don't understand this, and must be careful)
3. Unconscious competence (The experienced, doing what they know well, without having to give thought to it)

Of the three, number one is by far the most dangerous, and that describes Biden, and his fellow-travelers.

"Look...at the dangerous situation of those in their charge, and tremble." - Henry de Bohun

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2022 12:39 AM (pbStR)

527 GE appliances are made by the Chinese. They bought the appliance division from GE a while ago.

Posted by: Stellastwocents at February 22, 2022 12:39 AM (cRbt7)

528 Berzerker.

I proved to be My Mom's Wooden Spoon Proof well before the age of ten. They broke on my clenched muscles.

What didn't break? Dad's woven canvas USN belt. When Dad n' Mom divorced when I was in the 5th grade, I was therefore free from any further physical punishments.

It was purely mental and emotional, thereafter.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 22, 2022 12:39 AM (QzJWU)

529 It was a straight party-line vote, which was to be expected. The NDP, who are scum, supported the Liberals, who are scum, to carry the vote. The Conservatives all voted "Nay", save one who was absent, not that it would have made a difference. The only surprise was that one of the two Green Party MP's voted "Nay".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

How do the Quebecois consider themselves?

More Quebequious, or more party?

Posted by: Miklos only speaks the langue de l'Acadie at February 22, 2022 12:40 AM (QzkSJ)

530 The whole Canada thing has me stunned. It just feels so trite, silly, and contrived to me. I am amazed at the number of people going right along with all the B.S.

Because it was all so easy for the government villians, I can't get over the nagging feeling that something similar will soon be attempted in the U.S.
Posted by: jc at February 22, 2022 12:35 AM (N1WXz)

**********

I have the same feeling as well and I know I'm on more than a few lists, too.

I'd feel a lot better if I had that passive geothermally heated greenhouse up and running right now but I don't. Five to seven harvests of a variety of fruits and vegetables per year would be a good thing to have in reserve.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at February 22, 2022 12:40 AM (xxG/v)

531 THIS ONT IS NOW UNDER THE AUTHORITY OF THE CANADIAN MINISTRY OF ENFORCEMENT THINGS, AND OTHER THINGS THAT YOU MAY NOT ASK ABOOT

Posted by: Justine von Castreau-Fidel-Schikelgruber at February 22, 2022 12:36 AM (QzkSJ)

This isn't Canada dickhead.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 22, 2022 12:40 AM (VwHCD)

532 > Lithium, like all the other alkali metals, burns in an oxygen atmosphere - who would have ever thunk this?

But let's put tens of millions of these battery-run cars on our roads and highways! Shouldn't be a problem, correct?

I'm not quite following your reasoning here.

Are you assuming that the alternative, gasoline, doesn't present any kind of fire hazard at all?

Because I'm pretty sure that's not *actually* the case.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 22, 2022 12:40 AM (bW8dp)

533 NDP the supposed party of the working man, voted to destroy the lives of truckers. And yet millions of Canuckistanis will vote for them again cuz, well they're fucking idiots. Just like the idiots here who vote for Democrats.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at February 22, 2022 12:42 AM (3vQN0)

534 Stanley Steamers are what we need!

(which actually used gas as well, I guess.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2022 12:43 AM (QCwhW)

535
For your files:

Trudeau - Is This Your Liberal Hero? Feb 19 Russell Brand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_GnClytz34

Brand has also gained an additional 20,000 subscribers since he posted this video. I suspect a lot of younger viewers (18-30) will be influenced by Brand, and they will influence their friends.

With Trudeau's seizures of bank accounts, trucks, imprisoning of people (e.g., the preacher), it looks to me like Trudeau is finished in politics.

Can Trudeau be ousted with a vote of No Confidence, perhaps on Wednesday?

Posted by: Arbalest at February 22, 2022 12:43 AM (FlRtG)

536 > Or, you know, freeze off your penis.

There was a medical journal article back in the day, "Penile frostbite: an unforseen hazard of jogging" or something like that.

Long enough ago that they still called it "jogging", and funny stuff like that got passed around offices in the form of 20th generation Xerox copies.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 22, 2022 12:43 AM (bW8dp)

537 Welcome back Muldoon !
Posted by: JT

Return of Muldoon is a boon
Naow?
Wait
Now is time, we wait foah houah
You no go now!

Posted by: Old Lady Miklos with minimal Engrish at February 22, 2022 12:44 AM (QzkSJ)

538 Can Trudeau be ousted with a vote of No Confidence, perhaps on Wednesday?

Posted by: Arbalest at February 22, 2022 12:43 AM (FlRtG)

Unipartys exist in the cold too.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 22, 2022 12:44 AM (7bRMQ)

539 We need to boycott Canadian products.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at February 22, 2022 12:45 AM (3vQN0)

540 Miklos !

Posted by: JT at February 22, 2022 12:45 AM (arJlL)

541 > Stanley Steamers are what we need!

> (which actually used gas as well, I guess.)

Live high-pressure steam isn't exactly risk-free, either, for that matter.

If you have enough stored energy, in any form, to move a vehicle several hundred miles at highway speeds, you have enough to cause ugly things to happen if it all comes out at once.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 22, 2022 12:45 AM (bW8dp)

542 I'm not quite following your reasoning here.

Are you assuming that the alternative, gasoline, doesn't present any kind of fire hazard at all?

Because I'm pretty sure that's not *actually* the case.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 22, 2022 12:40 AM (bW8dp)

********

Lithium will burn violently when it contacts oxygen (and even nitrogen). Gasoline and diesel won't necessarily burn in an accident; it does, but it is less likely to catch fire than a case where the lithium is in contact with air.

So, I would rather drive around in either a gasoline or a diesel-powered vehicle.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at February 22, 2022 12:45 AM (xxG/v)

543 This isn't Canada dickhead.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads

Ha!

Haven't been called a "dickhead" in years.

DOIN IT RONG

Posted by: Old Pal Miklos at February 22, 2022 12:46 AM (QzkSJ)

544 Posted by: Old Lady Miklos with minimal Engrish at February 22, 2022 12:44 AM (QzkSJ)

You tryin' to shoe us away? It says all you can eat! All means all!!

Posted by: Mr Creosote at February 22, 2022 12:46 AM (7bRMQ)

545 > Gasoline and diesel won't necessarily burn in an accident; it does, but it is less likely to catch fire than a case where the lithium is in contact with air.

Gasoline and diesel spread.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 22, 2022 12:47 AM (bW8dp)

546 Berzerker.

I proved to be My Mom's Wooden Spoon Proof well before the age of ten. They broke on my clenched muscles.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 22, 2022 12:39 AM (QzJWU)

I have footage, actual old super 8 movie footage of one of my aunts wielding the spoon on easter at my grandmother's house when we were all kids. Its hysterical. The cousins were all in the spare bedroom, and all you see is the camera walking up to the door, and when the door opens all you see is total mayhem, kids gone wild. About 5 seconds later you see this wooden spoon move into the frame. It was my aunt holding it, but all you see is the spoon. My mother never used the spoon, so it was more of a threat to my cousins/her kids, lol. I have documented proof of the spoon in action.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 22, 2022 12:47 AM (VwHCD)

547 Miklos !
Posted by: JT

The Waffle House (at least the one right over here) has an off the official menu JT Special.

Not sure other than the $4.99 price. I will ask at the next shift change.

Posted by: Miklos, TCB at February 22, 2022 12:49 AM (QzkSJ)

548 Gasoline and diesel spread.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 22, 2022 12:47 AM (bW8dp)

So do women's asses, if they sit around all day.

Posted by: Skinny at February 22, 2022 12:49 AM (7bRMQ)

549 With Trudeau's seizures of bank accounts, trucks, imprisoning of people (e.g., the preacher), it looks to me like Trudeau is finished in politics.

Can Trudeau be ousted with a vote of No Confidence, perhaps on Wednesday?

Anything's possible, but since they just gave him effectively unlimited powers tonight, it seems unlikely.

Posted by: Methos at February 22, 2022 12:49 AM (kOpft)

550 Gasoline and diesel spread.

********

Yes, they do. But they don't always catch fire in an accident.

Crack open that lithium battery case and there is one hell of a problem with fire.

I'll stick with gasoline and diesel-powered vehicles.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at February 22, 2022 12:49 AM (xxG/v)

551
If you have enough stored energy, in any form, to move a vehicle several hundred miles at highway speeds, you have enough to cause ugly things to happen if it all comes out at once.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
---------

Tanned, rested, and ready.

Posted by: Stirling Engine at February 22, 2022 12:50 AM (pbStR)

552 You tryin' to shoe us away? It says all you can eat! All means all!!
Posted by: Mr Creosote

Yu have coupon is OK

Onry Early Bird Special

Posted by: Elderly but fierce Asian Lady Miklos-san at February 22, 2022 12:51 AM (QzkSJ)

553 Can Trudeau be ousted with a vote of No Confidence, perhaps on Wednesday?
Posted by: Arbalest at February 22, 2022 12:43 AM (FlRtG)

====

I didn't understand what Viva Frei meant, but I was watching him today, and I think he said something about MP's being told that the vote today was actually a "vote of confidence," and that was somehow a threat leveled by Trudeau. I have no idea why that would be a threat or why it would be effective.

Posted by: jc at February 22, 2022 12:52 AM (N1WXz)

554 How do the Quebecois consider themselves?

More Quebequious, or more party?
Posted by: Miklos only speaks the langue de l'Acadie at February 22, 2022 12:40 AM (QzkSJ)

The Bloc Quebecois all voted "Nay", as did the few Conservative MP's from Quebec. The Quebec Liberals all voted "Yea". Like I said, straight party line vote

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2022 12:54 AM (P3gRi)

555 Tanned, rested, and ready.
Posted by: Stirling Engine

Heh

I think I got four or five million EUrobucks in R&D funding to do something with that.

Most successful?

Making ice for chilling fish on fish-boats. But not really even ice, more like slush.

Posted by: Miklos, yer Euro-Funded Innovation pal at February 22, 2022 12:56 AM (QzkSJ)

556 I'm not quite following your reasoning here.

Are you assuming that the alternative, gasoline, doesn't present any kind of fire hazard at all?

Because I'm pretty sure that's not *actually* the case.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 22, 2022 12:40 AM (bW8dp)

Well, we have pretty good equipment and skills for extinguishing gasoline fires, and it's actually pretty uncommon for car wrecks to result in fire, Hollywood notwithstanding. And it's really, really rare for gasoline cars to catch fire spontaneously while parked, while there have been a number of instances of that happening with electric cars.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2022 12:58 AM (P3gRi)

557 The Bloc Quebecois all voted "Nay", as did the few Conservative MP's from Quebec. The Quebec Liberals all voted "Yea". Like I said, straight party line vote
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Are you in AZ at present?

Have you applied for Political Asylum?

Not that you would get it.

Posted by: Miklos remembers 1989 in part because he was there at February 22, 2022 12:59 AM (QzkSJ)

558 he said something about MP's being told that the vote today was actually a "vote of confidence," and that was somehow a threat leveled by Trudeau. I have no idea why that would be a threat or why it would be effective.

I guess in Canada's system a vote can fail without triggering elections, Trudeau was threatening to call elections and VF was suggesting the other parties didn't have cash on hand to handle that. The implication was that Trudeau thinks his party would come out stronger. I have no idea if that's true, and if it were, Canada's decent into oblivion can't be stopped any more than ours can, but we'll never know.

Posted by: Methos at February 22, 2022 01:01 AM (kOpft)

559 The Bloc Quebecois all voted "Nay", as did the few Conservative MP's from Quebec. The Quebec Liberals all voted "Yea". Like I said, straight party line vote
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Are you in AZ at present?

Have you applied for Political Asylum?

Not that you would get it.

Posted by: Miklos remembers 1989 in part because he was there at February 22, 2022 12:59 AM (QzkSJ)

He would if he changed Peon to Perez. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 22, 2022 01:02 AM (VwHCD)

560 I didn't understand what Viva Frei meant, but I was watching him today, and I think he said something about MP's being told that the vote today was actually a "vote of confidence," and that was somehow a threat leveled by Trudeau. I have no idea why that would be a threat or why it would be effective.
Posted by: jc at February 22, 2022 12:52 AM (N1WXz)

Basically, he was telling his own MP's, and the Dippers, who are propping him up, to vote "Yea" or be faced with an election that would be likely to cost them many seats.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2022 01:02 AM (P3gRi)

561 He would if he changed Peon to Perez. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 22, 2022 01:02 AM (VwHCD)

Poppycock! AOP is intelligent, cultured, and has many useful skills!

We don't want people like that here!

Posted by: Your Federal Government at February 22, 2022 01:03 AM (7bRMQ)

562 Because I'm pretty sure that's not *actually* the case.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 22, 2022 12:40 AM (bW8dp)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2022 12:58 AM (P3gRi)



AOP beat me to it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - We are not going to HONK our way out of this! ~ at February 22, 2022 01:04 AM (hOUT3)

563 Never liked Sittin on the Dock of Bay. In fact I hated it. Hated it when it came out, hate it now.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 21, 2022 10:09 PM (nxdel)


Interesting. I like it, soft soulful blues. He had a good voice, and whistling adds to almost any song.

Yay, it's a new day here. Let's see if PuddinBrains can get us into a nuclear war.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 22, 2022 01:07 AM (F0YaR)

564 He would if he changed Peon to Perez. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 22, 2022 01:02 AM (VwHCD)

*******

We'd have to find out if AOP likes guacamole first. Otherwise, the cover will be blown!

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at February 22, 2022 01:09 AM (xxG/v)

565 We'd have to find out if AOP likes guacamole first. Otherwise, the cover will be blown!
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at February 22, 2022 01:09 AM (xxG/v)

I like it alright, but would not care to have it every day.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2022 01:10 AM (P3gRi)

566 He would if he changed Peon to Perez. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads

Now see?


Sorry

Mirale!

Posted by: Miklos De la Guadalajara at February 22, 2022 01:10 AM (QzkSJ)

567 Political Asylum?

Why bother, when you can illegally adopt him?

/justice roberts



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 22, 2022 01:13 AM (QzJWU)

568 Why bother, when you can illegally adopt him?

/justice roberts



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 22, 2022 01:13 AM (QzJWU)

Can I get Yanet Garcia to adopt me?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2022 01:14 AM (P3gRi)

569 Can Trudeau be ousted with a vote of No Confidence, perhaps on Wednesday?
Posted by: Arbalest at February 22, 2022 12:43 AM (FlRtG)

-

He needs to be Ciao, Ciao, Ceausescu'd.

Posted by: Biden's Dog at February 22, 2022 01:15 AM (ky6cW)

570 I like it alright, but would not care to have it every day.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Does Tim Horton's serve Avocado Toas

However, some Ian Tyson and Jerry Jeff for Vigour and Vitality-

https://tinyurl.com/4wp4hn82



Posted by: took Miklos while to find it at February 22, 2022 01:22 AM (QzkSJ)

571 Can I get Yanet Garcia to adopt me?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2022 01:14 AM (P3gRi)


I'll put in a good word for ya if I can get her to adopt me first. Hubba.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 22, 2022 01:23 AM (F0YaR)

572 ..Can I get Yanet Garcia to adopt me? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2022 01:14 AM (P3gRi)

You want Yanet Garcia

You'd settle for Janet Yellen.

You'll get Janet Reno, and a shovel.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 22, 2022 01:25 AM (QzJWU)

573 Well, getting late here. I am going to call it a night. Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2022 01:25 AM (P3gRi)

574
538 OrangeEnt "Unipartys exist in the cold too."

As I understand things, Canadians still have freedom to vote as they choose, and I think their elections are less likely to be "fortified" than ours.


560 AOP
"Basically, he was telling his own MP's, and the Dippers,
who are propping him up, to vote "Yea" or
"

Will this threat go over well? Particularly after the way the trucker protest was handled? Then there are the various statements by allied office-holding Canadian politicians.

Posted by: Arbalest at February 22, 2022 01:25 AM (FlRtG)

575 Tulsi Gabbard confirmed to speak at CPAC's Reagan Dinner

She's not too hard on the eyes either. Getting close to redpilled it seems.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 22, 2022 01:25 AM (F0YaR)

576 572 You want Yanet Garcia

You'd settle for Janet Yellen.

You'll get Janet Reno, and a shovel.


Jim, bringing the harsh.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 22, 2022 01:27 AM (F0YaR)

577 ..Jim, bringing the harsh. Posted by: GnuBreed at February 22, 2022 01:27 AM (F0YaR)

I had exhausted my knowledge of Janets for the meme.

Jjjaaanneettt!!!

Yeah, no more Janets to give. My field of Janets is barren.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 22, 2022 01:30 AM (QzJWU)

578 I could adapt for Yanet Garcia

Also speaky Espanol

But other languages more better

Posted by: Miklos needs to get this Unkrainain Hot Chicks bidnis going tout sweet at February 22, 2022 01:35 AM (QzkSJ)

579 I guess I could do All Nite Miklos ONT Cafe


But nay, say I.

Sweet arms of Morpheus (no homo).

Posted by: Classically trained Miklos at February 22, 2022 01:46 AM (QzkSJ)

580 Dammit Janet may be available ...

Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at February 22, 2022 01:46 AM (okV1R)

581 426 I liked the Casual Gods video. Never heard of that band before. Excellent song.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous

Their first album has that song, the entire album is good. The cover art is a see of humanity in some South American open pit mine. Definitely makes you grateful for winning the birth lottery.

Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at February 22, 2022 01:46 AM (U8Hxf)

582 Adirondack Almanack has a massive bio on Hal Smith. In four-part harmony, with feeling.

Posted by: klaftern at February 22, 2022 01:52 AM (taPSh)

583 "Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay" is a good example to use in teaching music theory, because it totally breaks the rules. Many of those chords are dominant chords and none of them function in the traditional manner of dominants (V7 to I).

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 22, 2022 01:53 AM (jTmQV)

584 292 "Lithium, like all the other alkali metals, burns in an oxygen atmosphere - who would have ever thunk this?"

OK, so what does this mean? They won't be extinguished by spraying water on them, but they need oxygen, so they won't burn underwater?
----
Lithium also reacts with water to produce lithium hydroxide and hydrogen gas, so it will go on reacting under water.

Posted by: Ciampino at February 22, 2022 02:02 AM (qfLjt)

585 ..Many of those chords are dominant chords and none of them function in the traditional manner of dominants (V7 to I). Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 22, 2022 01:53 AM (jTmQV)

Moody Blues had an album about this. "The Lost Chord". *throws music nerd grenade and runnnss!*

/hasta la nite nite, horde!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 22, 2022 02:05 AM (QzJWU)

586 Tulsi Gabbard confirmed to speak at CPAC's Reagan Dinner

She's not too hard on the eyes either. Getting close to redpilled it seems.
Posted by: GnuBreed


I wouldn't trust her with your dick.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 22, 2022 02:10 AM (zWpOF)

587 443 Muldoon

RE: the late Bob Beckel:

I pray for his soul, and hope that the good Lord will disregard my entreaties on his behalf.

Posted by: mnw at February 22, 2022 02:10 AM (NLIak)

588 Well, it's like using a double negative in grammar.
It's incorrect, but everyone knows what is being said.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 22, 2022 02:11 AM (jTmQV)

589 "549
Anything's possible, but since they just gave him effectively unlimited powers tonight, it seems unlikely.
Posted by: Methos at February 22, 2022 12:49 AM (kOpft)"

His government is crammed full of people pushing the really crazy stuff, and it seems a very large number of lefty voters are experiencing erections lasting longer than 4 hours over the emergency powers stuff.

Some of the things they have done already, and what they're promising to continue to do - these are not things you do when you think you will EVER lose power. Because if they let go of the tiger's tail there is a very real chance of getting lined up against a wall and shot. And I think the followers understand that too, hence the drive to crush people.

I don't think the progs are finished there until things get really kinetic and they have a Tiananmen moment. I mean a real one - gunning people down and finishing off the survivors, not just offing a couple of protesters here and there.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at February 22, 2022 02:26 AM (lulXR)

590 The people who gave money to the campaign of GWB, McCain and Romney, whose regrets are distracted by the squirrels in the back yard, may be interested in Tulsi Gabbard.

Normal people shift conservative as they get older. POLITICIANS ARE NOT NORMAL PEOPLE, PEOPLE.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 22, 2022 02:46 AM (ybIRR)

591 Unicron was played by Orson Welles in the 1980 Transformers movie. Brian Dennehy never forgave him.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 22, 2022 02:54 AM (ybIRR)

592 Fidel paternity test when?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 22, 2022 02:58 AM (ybIRR)

593 nitter.net/themarieoakes (6h ago)

BREAKING: The Emergencies Act has passed in Canada.

YEA: 185
NAY: 151

Posted by: m at February 22, 2022 03:00 AM (k8wcX)

594 https://nitter.net/ottawagestapo

; )

Posted by: m at February 22, 2022 03:11 AM (k8wcX)

595 LOL if you google

Justin Trudeau Fidel Castro

the Algorithm leads with stories like

A story claiming that Fidel Castro was the father of Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is not true. The Canadian government denied it, . . .

Posted by: m at February 22, 2022 03:17 AM (k8wcX)

596 Nancy French
@NancyAFrench
·
Feb 4
Alert: i just told @DavidAFrench
that i would finally see Aquaman to see what the heck he’s so enthused about - time to be determined! I will report back my actual thoughts. Will this ruin or enhance my marriage?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 22, 2022 03:24 AM (ybIRR)

597 BOB Beckel's (RIP) ex was the friend of Christine B Ford who did NOT corrugate Christine's story.

Posted by: Baldy at February 22, 2022 03:25 AM (3xlBw)

598 Up before alarm,might as well get moving.

Seems to me many are believing Fidel Jr is true.
There is always tests for genetic, and it's said he has dozens of step siblings

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2022 03:38 AM (2JoB8)

599 The last Canadian I knew invited my Dad, a WWII/Korea vet and another Vet and their wives and me to Thanksgiving dinner at their Florida condo.

He ended grace by saying "And God Bless Canada, the greatest nation on Earth".

I looked up then and both of them were starting at the idiot with a look you could not describe.

Turkey was dry.

Posted by: pawn at February 22, 2022 03:52 AM (Cfk8j)

600 Any celebrities who said they wanted to move to Canada five years ago, just checking to see if your anti-racist bags are still packed?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 22, 2022 03:56 AM (gAXBD)

601 Anti-fascist.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 22, 2022 03:57 AM (gAXBD)

602 it's way too early, but

present

Posted by: DB at February 22, 2022 04:04 AM (geLO8)

603 PIXY IS NOOD

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