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Wednesday Morning Guest Rant [Joe Mannix]

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"MDM" and the End of Free Speech

Free speech hasn't exactly been robust for the past decade or so. Cancel culture, asymmetrical enforcement of "terms of service" on social media, institutional capture of the television and movie companies, the lock-step narrative compliance of the news and everything else with which we're all so familiar have all been just so many arrows plunged into the shambling corpse of our fundamental right to speech. Late last month, the US government escalated the assault pretty meaningfully, loosing several more arrows into the body.

The "Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency" (CISA) put out a description of "Mis-, dis-, and mal-information," (MDM) ostensibly as it related to foreign election interference. This triple classification marks a formal and official US government action against free speech. But what exactly is MDM? From CISA:

  • Misinformation is false, but not created or shared with the intention of causing harm.
  • Disinformation is deliberately created to mislead, harm, or manipulate a person, social group, organization, or country.
  • Malinformation is based on fact, but used out of context to mislead, harm, or manipulate.

So misinformation is wrong, disinformation is a lie and malinformation is merely derogatory even though it is true. And it is now a formal definition of a Very Bad Thing per the government and is targeted for destruction. Not being wrong, not lying, just being opposed to whatever the state wants.

Last week, the DHS jumped on board to exploit the framework put into place by CISA. In their terrorism threat bulletin, they call out that the threat in the US is "heightened" due to MDM:

The United States remains in a heightened threat environment fueled by several factors, including an online environment filled with false or misleading narratives and conspiracy theories, and other forms of mis- dis- and mal-information (MDM) introduced and/or amplified by foreign and domestic threat actors. These threat actors seek to exacerbate societal friction to sow discord and undermine public trust in government institutions to encourage unrest, which could potentially inspire acts of violence.

So the CISA defined it and called it out as a risk for elections (no doubt inspired by those six-figure Russian ad buys back in 2016), and then the DHS exploited the new lingo to generalize it against the American people. Anything that questions public institutions, the government or - by extension - the official narrative is now a terrorism threat. Any derogatory information that could "undermine public trust" is now terrorism. In other words, your speech - even if truthful - is now a targeted "threat." And the government isn't shy about recruiting the private sector - in this case, it's likely Big Tech and the telecoms - to help make sure this dreadful MDM risk is contained:

DHS and the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) continue to share timely and actionable information and intelligence with the broadest audience possible. This includes sharing information and intelligence with our partners across every level of government and in the private sector.

Good thing they're just "sharing information" and not formally acting against free speech that might be derogatory to the government complex's messaging. I'm sure everything is still just perfectly fine and this isn't at all the tremendous escalation against civil rights by a tyrannical government that it appears to be.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 11:00 AM




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1 /plants flag

Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at February 16, 2022 11:00 AM (OUMaO)

2 not sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 16, 2022 11:00 AM (LvTSG)

3 Mis
Dis
Mal
Yet its still legal to lie in a campaign ad.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 16, 2022 11:01 AM (axyOa)

4 That is a nood monkey.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 16, 2022 11:02 AM (TDj17)

5 Mis, Dis, Mal...I hereby propose calling Jen Psaki "Miss Dismal".

Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at February 16, 2022 11:02 AM (OUMaO)

6 We're all terrorists, now.

Posted by: BignJames at February 16, 2022 11:02 AM (AwYPR)

7 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 16, 2022 11:02 AM (Zz0t1)

8 That monkey is definitely built for business.

Posted by: 496 at February 16, 2022 11:02 AM (VJsqe)

9 Mis, Dis, Mal...I hereby propose calling Jen Psaki "Miss Dismal".
Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at February 16, 2022 11:02 AM (OUMaO)
++++
:: slow clap ::

Well done. Very well done.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 16, 2022 11:03 AM (DU+/6)

10 Now that is one ugly monkey.

Posted by: Vic at February 16, 2022 11:03 AM (mpXpK)

11 Mis, Dis, Mal...I hereby propose calling Jen Psaki "Miss Dismal".
Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at February 16, 2022 11:02 AM (OUMaO)


That right there is absolutely first class!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 16, 2022 11:03 AM (axyOa)

12 Global Warming and Chicom Flu had 'No comment'.

Posted by: Roland THTG at February 16, 2022 11:03 AM (j40lz)

13 What did the Steele Dossier fall under? Mis, dis or malinformation?

How about Hillary's lies about her emails and emailserver? Mis, dis or mal?

And Joe Biden's lies about Afghanistan? Mis, dis or mal?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 16, 2022 11:03 AM (v0xyy)

14 By Oct everything any Repub candidate (other the Lizzy) says will be labeled MSM.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 16, 2022 11:03 AM (yrol0)

15 Oh -- it's the Alopecia Ape!
Poor thing.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 16, 2022 11:03 AM (URNdm)

16 Send $100 ASAP so we can fight the radical MDM.
- GOP

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at February 16, 2022 11:03 AM (SQj5k)

17 13 What did the Steele Dossier fall under? Mis, dis or malinformation?

How about Hillary's lies about her emails and emailserver? Mis, dis or mal?

And Joe Biden's lies about Afghanistan? Mis, dis or mal?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 16, 2022 11:03 AM (v0xyy)

And Benghazi?

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 16, 2022 11:04 AM (yrol0)

18 Pic of that damn monkey makes want to put on some Aloe Vera or CeraVe lotion. Makes your skin itch just looking at it.

Posted by: JROD at February 16, 2022 11:04 AM (0jZnq)

19 This guy nails it re: Trudeau:

@KyleKulinski

If any time you protest they can freeze your bank account and label you a terrorist that functionally bans protesting. It's absolute insanity not to oppose this. It's shocking authoritarianism.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 16, 2022 11:04 AM (URNdm)

20 13 What did the Steele Dossier fall under? Mis, dis or malinformation?

How about Hillary's lies about her emails and emailserver? Mis, dis or mal?

And Joe Biden's lies about Afghanistan? Mis, dis or mal?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 16, 2022 11:03 AM (v0xyy)

Does not apply to those who

1) have the magic D after their name
AND
2) are in favor with the elite ruling class

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 16, 2022 11:04 AM (TDj17)

21 So how many years until we are officially 1939 Germany?

Posted by: Corona-exile_back_in_exile at February 16, 2022 11:04 AM (O0QMT)

22 What did the Steele Dossier fall under? Mis, dis or malinformation?

How about Hillary's lies about her emails and emailserver? Mis, dis or mal?

And Joe Biden's lies about Afghanistan? Mis, dis or mal?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 16, 2022 11:03 AM (v0xyy)
++++
All are active lies told for the purposes of covering up and perpetuating crime by polluting the public discourse in information operations.

Those are all black-letter disinformation. But they're all okay, because ruling class.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 16, 2022 11:05 AM (DU+/6)

23 When Biden said inflation is transitory, was that M D or 2nd M?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at February 16, 2022 11:05 AM (SQj5k)

24 By Oct everything any Repub candidate (other the Lizzy) says will be labeled MSM.

*cough* October?

Posted by: CNN at February 16, 2022 11:05 AM (ZsR3z)

25 8 That monkey is definitely built for business.
Posted by: 496 at February 16, 2022 11:02 AM (VJsqe)

or designed by a committee

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 16, 2022 11:05 AM (yrol0)

26 Trampling your constitutional rights, one amendment at a time.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 16, 2022 11:05 AM (Zz0t1)

27 10 Now that is one ugly monkey.

Posted by: Vic at February 16, 2022 11:03 AM


Please be polite to Ms. Psaki, it is tough to look nice when your job is to speak lies all day.


My bad - I didn't realize you meant the monkey in the post pic.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 16, 2022 11:05 AM (tkyK5)

28 Canucki ACLU: Trudeauscu illegally invoked Emergency Powers Act:

https://tinyurl.com/mtnr3j3a

(it's their version of our ACLU)

Posted by: kallistx at February 16, 2022 11:05 AM (DJFLF)

29 When Biden said inflation is transitory, was that M D or 2nd M?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at February 16, 2022 11:05 AM (SQj5k)
++++
When Biden said it, it was the first M.
When the Fed said it, it was the D.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 16, 2022 11:05 AM (DU+/6)

30 Joe, that monkey is vile.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 16, 2022 11:06 AM (dNqv+)

31 This feels less like history rhyming and more like history repeating itself.

Posted by: Max Power at February 16, 2022 11:06 AM (QCc6B)

32 Back from the store. Had to steal some baby formula.

Posted by: fd at February 16, 2022 11:06 AM (vrz2I)

33 28 Canucki ACLU: Trudeauscu illegally invoked Emergency Powers Act:

https://tinyurl.com/mtnr3j3a

(it's their version of our ACLU)
Posted by: kallistx at February 16, 2022 11:05 AM (DJFLF)

Based on their American counterparts, I would have assumed they would be all for JTs fascism.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 16, 2022 11:07 AM (TDj17)

34 Wow, even the ACLU is opposing Baby Fidel?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at February 16, 2022 11:07 AM (SQj5k)

35 Joe, that monkey is vile.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 16, 2022 11:06 AM (dNqv+)
++++
He misheard Steppenwolf and is convinced that he was just Born to be Vile.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 16, 2022 11:07 AM (DU+/6)

36 Surprised no Cob has used this one:

https://tinyurl.com/425pc297

Seems perfect. Has that Old School GQ, thinking man feel.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 16, 2022 11:07 AM (dNqv+)

37 Angry. Angry monkey.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 16, 2022 11:08 AM (XvPQV)

38 Fauci's lies about COVID origin, human to human transmission, gain of function funding and knowledge of COVID manipulation?

Mis, dis or mal?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 16, 2022 11:08 AM (v0xyy)

39 32 Back from the store. Had to steal some baby formula.
Posted by: fd at February 16, 2022 11:06 AM (vrz2I)

Cause you did not get your child tax credit!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 16, 2022 11:08 AM (yrol0)

40 "Malinformation" is what Michael Moore does.
Cherry picks random facts, then intentionally deceives people into coming to the wrong conclusion.

Posted by: Naqamel at February 16, 2022 11:08 AM (La8M1)

41 Fauci's lies about COVID origin, human to human transmission, gain of function funding and knowledge of COVID manipulation?

Mis, dis or mal?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 16, 2022 11:08 AM (v0xyy)
++++
Dis. But it's okay because Ruling Class.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 16, 2022 11:08 AM (DU+/6)

42 Misinformation is false, but not created or shared with the intention of causing harm.
Disinformation is deliberately created to mislead, harm, or manipulate a person, social group, organization, or country.
Malinformation is based on fact, but used out of context to mislead, harm, or manipulate.



All three implying that you KNOW the creators INTENT. This only means that those enforcing this bullshit will CHOOSE who they want to imprison and it WON'T be the left.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 16, 2022 11:08 AM (Zz0t1)

43 Did you all already post this? Before it disappears?

Crypto Ad Fundum@Cryptoadfundum
#antifa hacker who hacked #TruckersForFreedom2022
#GiveSendGo and doxxed their names is AUBREY COTTLE. Child-molester in his spare time??

#hacker #TruckersForFreedom #Truckersforfreedomconvoy2022
https://tinyurl.com/24r27b87

image
https://tinyurl.com/2p8rc47b

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 16, 2022 11:08 AM (+FfPP)

44 This guy nails it re: Trudeau:

@KyleKulinski

If any time you protest they can freeze your bank account and label you a terrorist that functionally bans protesting. It's absolute insanity not to oppose this. It's shocking authoritarianism.
Posted by: Lizzy

Wait. I thought we were supposed to have won the Cold War!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at February 16, 2022 11:09 AM (FVME7)

45 using that definition, mdm, everything the government and mfm have spewed at me over the last two years about covid is one of those three.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 16, 2022 11:09 AM (IJES/)

46 40 "Malinformation" is what Michael Moore does.
Cherry picks random facts, then intentionally deceives people into coming to the wrong conclusion.
Posted by: Naqamel at February 16, 2022 11:08 AM (La8M1)

My favorite was the $400 inhaler that was only available in US Hospitals being over the counter in Havana.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 16, 2022 11:09 AM (yrol0)

47 Nothing to worry about. We have our federal judges to protect our constitutional rights.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at February 16, 2022 11:09 AM (vN+oL)

48 Wait. I thought we were supposed to have won the Cold War!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at February 16, 2022 11:09 AM (FVME7)

The rot was left to fester in our institutions. Alas.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 16, 2022 11:10 AM (TDj17)

49 MDM = Motherfucking Dunkin Monkey

Posted by: Archer at February 16, 2022 11:10 AM (gmo/4)

50 Wait. I thought we were supposed to have won the Cold War!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at February 16, 2022 11:09 AM


I thought so too.

It turns out the phone calls are coming from INSIDE the house!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 16, 2022 11:10 AM (tkyK5)

51 Aetius, that's one good-looking ape.

Posted by: RI Red at February 16, 2022 11:10 AM (a8b7P)

52 47 Nothing to worry about. We have our federal judges to protect our constitutional rights.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at February 16, 2022 11:09 AM (vN+oL)

Donate to the Republican Party today for better judges!

/sarc

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 16, 2022 11:10 AM (TDj17)

53 Surprised no Cob has used this one:

https://tinyurl.com/425pc297

Seems perfect. Has that Old School GQ, thinking man feel.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 16, 2022 11:07 AM (dNqv+)



Seems that Oregon Muse used that one on occasion in his thread toward the bottom.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 16, 2022 11:10 AM (Zz0t1)

54 "Civil Rights." You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 16, 2022 11:10 AM (iFTx/)

55 Mis, Dis, Mal...I hereby propose calling Jen Psaki "Miss Dismal".
Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at February 16, 2022 11:02 AM (OUMaO)

Thread winner, right there. And must be added to the official AOSHQ Style Book!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2022 11:10 AM (P3gRi)

56 All three implying that you KNOW the creators INTENT. This only means that those enforcing this bullshit will CHOOSE who they want to imprison and it WON'T be the left.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 16, 2022 11:08 AM (Zz0t1)
++++
Yup. Especially that last one. At least with the first two there is some degree of objectivity in that the information is incorrect. The difference between misinformation and disinformation is intent, but the fact remains in either case that the information is wrong.

The last one is the real escalation. It's truthful information that is being "misconstrued" or "taken out of context" or whatever other crap they want to attribute to it, but it still makes you a terrorist. And all the state has to do is project some intent onto truthful but derogatory information and BOOM - you're now a terrorist.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 16, 2022 11:11 AM (DU+/6)

57 Fucking child tax credit. I had no idea but the feds were sending me that money every month through direct deposit all last year, lol. I never asked for it it just showed up one day. I was looking at an old bank statement online to dispute an online payment and was like wtf is this? So now I assume I have to pay it back. But it is nice for once the govt gives me an interest free loan instead of the other way around.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at February 16, 2022 11:11 AM (SQj5k)

58 Misinformation
Disinformation
Malinformation

also

Misadaptation
Disadaptation
Maladaptation

Posted by: m at February 16, 2022 11:11 AM (tye8P)

59 MDM--fits Covid19 beautifully.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 16, 2022 11:11 AM (KATBx)

60 I'll throw in my own word that is part of the propaganda.

Nilinformation. The act of not reporting or suppressing the information.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 16, 2022 11:12 AM (IflZ6)

61 This particular monkey looks like a monkey in a movie about an old past his prime monkey prizefighter. He still has some of the muscle definition but it's starting to retreat and mornings are hell on the joints and tendons. He groans a bit when he gets up and is on a doctor-prescribed diet with lots of fiber.

He meets up with a down on her luck young monkey that was scammed out of her meager life savings by a group of petty criminal monkeys. So they are on a "coming of age, last hurrah" generational buddy trip to catch up with the bad monkeys and get her money back.

There's an Oscar in store for the older monkey as a capstone to his career and a great stepping-off point for the younger girl monkey's career.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 16, 2022 11:12 AM (fpNLg)

62 5 Mis, Dis, Mal...I hereby propose calling Jen Psaki "Miss Dismal".
Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at February 16, 2022 11:02 AM (OUMaO)

This is so great. I am so jealous.

Posted by: m at February 16, 2022 11:12 AM (tye8P)

63
image
https://tinyurl.com/2p8rc47b
Posted by: artisanal ette at February 16, 2022 11:08 AM (+FfPP)


Turnabout seems fair play......

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 16, 2022 11:12 AM (Zz0t1)

64 So conservative candidates for any office will be jailed for representing their platform on any media by the government.

Posted by: We won't survive this at February 16, 2022 11:12 AM (RoIW/)

65 Free speech is about to start costing people

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 16, 2022 11:13 AM (XvPQV)

66 Try those definitions on a wife or girlfriend and report back on the result.

Posted by: Archer at February 16, 2022 11:13 AM (gmo/4)

67 57 Fucking child tax credit. I had no idea but the feds were sending me that money every month through direct deposit all last year, lol. I never asked for it it just showed up one day. I was looking at an old bank statement online to dispute an online payment and was like wtf is this? So now I assume I have to pay it back. But it is nice for once the govt gives me an interest free loan instead of the other way around.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at February 16, 2022 11:11 AM


You don't have to pay it back in the traditional sense.

However, you now have to vote for a straight ticket of corrupt Democrats - to pay back the bribe that they sent you!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 16, 2022 11:13 AM (tkyK5)

68 57 Fucking child tax credit. I had no idea but the feds were sending me that money every month through direct deposit all last year, lol. I never asked for it it just showed up one day. I was looking at an old bank statement online to dispute an online payment and was like wtf is this? So now I assume I have to pay it back. But it is nice for once the govt gives me an interest free loan instead of the other way around.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at February 16, 2022 11:11 AM (SQj5k)

You got it.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 16, 2022 11:13 AM (TDj17)

69 That monkey has seen things man.

Posted by: fd at February 16, 2022 11:13 AM (vrz2I)

70 Mis, Dis, Mal...I hereby propose calling Jen Psaki "Miss Dismal".
Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at February 16, 2022 11:02 AM (OUMaO)
---
SECONDED! Perfect name for her...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 16, 2022 11:13 AM (YIVH2)

71 We are all terrorists now.

Posted by: ShainS -- Keep on HONKING in the Free World! at February 16, 2022 11:14 AM (vWald)

72 It's all just a big fucking lie. There is only information.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 16, 2022 11:14 AM (dA9eR)

73 gaslighting

pastlighting

fastlighting

Posted by: REDACTED at February 16, 2022 11:14 AM (us2H3)

74 Posted by: artisanal ette at February 16, 2022 11:08 AM (+FfPP)

As of a second ago it was still up

Posted by: kallistx at February 16, 2022 11:14 AM (DJFLF)

75 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 16, 2022 11:14 AM (arJlL)

76 Mis, Dis, Mal...I hereby propose calling Jen Psaki "Miss Dismal".
Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at February 16, 2022 11:02 AM


Thread winnah!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 16, 2022 11:14 AM (HhfIU)

77 5 Mis, Dis, Mal...I hereby propose calling Jen Psaki "Miss Dismal".
Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at February 16, 2022 11:02 AM (OUMaO)

Me likey!

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at February 16, 2022 11:14 AM (XmW6T)

78 MDM+ESG=1984

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2022 11:14 AM (63Dwl)

79 The chimp is diametrically opposite of photos usually posted by Joe. I thought it would have been funny and appropriate if his monkey pic would have been wearing a bikini.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 16, 2022 11:15 AM (IflZ6)

80 "I support the Fucking Child tax credit. To the hilt. In the shower with the daughter, fat!"

- - Joey Soft Serve

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 16, 2022 11:15 AM (s2VJv)

81 Literally "Wrongthink"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 16, 2022 11:15 AM (6FeV1)

82 Good thing they're just "sharing information" and not formally acting against free speech that might be derogatory to the government complex's messaging. I'm sure everything is still just perfectly fine and this isn't at all the tremendous escalation against civil rights by a tyrannical government that it appears to be.

Good thing we've got an angry, weaponized, pissed-off GOP ready to ride the 'red wave' this fall and stomp all of these treasonous bastards into the ground, amirite?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 16, 2022 11:15 AM (2JVJo)

83 The fact that they're implementing this in the age of rampant fake news and the news orgs WON'T be targeted is fucking depressing.

They HATE YOU and want YOU imprisoned or dead.

Do not doubt this. They're proving it daily.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 16, 2022 11:15 AM (Zz0t1)

84 Gosh, who could have foreseen DHS would be weaponized against American citizens?

Thanks, GW!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at February 16, 2022 11:15 AM (5pTK/)

85 57 Fucking child tax credit. I had no idea but the feds were sending me that money every month through direct deposit all last year, lol. I never asked for it it just showed up one day. I was looking at an old bank statement online to dispute an online payment and was like wtf is this? So now I assume I have to pay it back. But it is nice for once the govt gives me an interest free loan instead of the other way around.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at February 16, 2022 11:11 AM (SQj5k)

Well, paying it back depends on your normal refund status. The advanced credit greatly reduced my normal refund, but I still got a refund. If you owe money solely because of the advance child tax credit, you shouldn't have to pay any penalties, even if the amount is substantial.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at February 16, 2022 11:16 AM (a/dOO)

86 I'd suggest a "Mis-", "Dis-" or "Mal" drinking game for the next press conference, but we'd be hammered before the end of the first answer...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 16, 2022 11:16 AM (YIVH2)

87 Only the police can use guns
Only the doctors can use medicine
Only the media can use information

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 16, 2022 11:16 AM (6FeV1)

88 I am at the point where living in the woods seems preferable to dealing with the Ruling Class. Time to brush up on my bushcrafting skills.

Posted by: itzWicks at February 16, 2022 11:16 AM (SWV0+)

89 Anyone who doesn't see that this is building to a head is fooling themselves.

Posted by: Oldstoke at February 16, 2022 11:16 AM (sb+Cg)

90 I think instead of the MSM we should start calling them the MDM. It's a hanging curveball.

Posted by: ... at February 16, 2022 11:16 AM (y2ouh)

91 Good thing we've got an angry, weaponized, pissed-off GOP ready to ride the 'red wave' this fall and stomp all of these treasonous bastards into the ground, amirite?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 16, 2022 11:15 AM (2JVJo)
-------------

Dan Crenshaw certainly is keeping an eye on the situation!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at February 16, 2022 11:16 AM (5pTK/)

92 Literally "Wrongthink"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 16, 2022 11:15 AM (6FeV1)

This is already done in China but its called Wongthink.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 16, 2022 11:16 AM (RoIW/)

93 The problem is we have allowed our public schools to turn out a few generations of kids with almost zero critical thinking skills. The hear a message from someone in authority, and that includes the garbage media, and they accept it as true.

We are a threat to them because we don't buy uncritically into their bullshit.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 16, 2022 11:16 AM (ZLI7S)

94 This one might be perfect for Joe Mannix or kbdabear, for obvious reasons:

https://tinyurl.com/zhtrft68

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 16, 2022 11:17 AM (dNqv+)

95 So...if you shared info that masks don't work when Fauci said they don't work...was that Mis/Dis/Mal information when he then changed his mind and said they do?

And...has that changed again now that everyone except Fauci agrees they don't work?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 16, 2022 11:17 AM (ESjRY)

96 So misinformation is wrong, disinformation is a lie and malinformation is merely derogatory even though it is true.

--------

Basically the mainstream media for the past half century, then?

Or should I say, the MDM-MSM?

Posted by: ShainS -- Keep on HONKING in the Free World! at February 16, 2022 11:17 AM (vWald)

97
Well, whoever it is calling for a general strike sure has good timing.

Starts Monday, the whole world's invited. Pass it along.

Posted by: Gooshy at February 16, 2022 11:17 AM (v6uc8)

98 Good thing we've got an angry, weaponized, pissed-off GOP ready to ride the 'red wave' this fall and stomp all of these treasonous bastards into the ground, amirite?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 16, 2022 11:15 AM (2JVJo)

But first, you will blow.. er, will we pass this CR to keep funding the government!

~ GOPs in Washington

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 16, 2022 11:17 AM (TDj17)

99 Incredible

A quick word.
https://tinyurl.com/v8z6sakm

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 16, 2022 11:17 AM (+FfPP)

100 81 Literally "Wrongthink"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 16, 2022 11:15 AM (6FeV1)

And they don't see this. How can they not see this.

Posted by: m at February 16, 2022 11:17 AM (tye8P)

101 Canary in the coal mine.

David Axelrod
@davidaxelrod
Parents should absolutely be involved in the schools their kids attend. Politicians absolutely should not!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at February 16, 2022 11:17 AM (FVME7)

102 Free speech is about to start costing people
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse

Free speech is about to start costing people.
or
Free speech is about to start costing, people.

Correct on both accounts, Mark.

Posted by: RI Red at February 16, 2022 11:18 AM (a8b7P)

103 100 81 Literally "Wrongthink"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 16, 2022 11:15 AM (6FeV1)

And they don't see this. How can they not see this.
Posted by: m at February 16, 2022 11:17 AM (tye8P)

Not see it? They're proud of it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 16, 2022 11:18 AM (6FeV1)

104 These definitions are spreading to government-affiliated private companies now. Social networks like Twitter are banning accounts falling into these categories. Witness Twitter yesterday banning "Defiant L's" who merely posted true (but derogatory) meme's. Next up are mainstream companies spreading these themes through HR staff memos, as Corporate political commissars like to do.

American fascism is real, and its ugly.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at February 16, 2022 11:18 AM (p+LvP)

105 The best thing Lindsay Graham ever said was "God help us" if the Dems ever get power.

LOOK WHAT THEY'RE DOING WITH IT.


How every R running for every office isn't pointing out EXACTLY what the left is doing in their campaign, I do not know.

It's writing itself.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 16, 2022 11:18 AM (Zz0t1)

106 MSM

War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 16, 2022 11:18 AM (yrol0)

107 I'd suggest a "Mis-", "Dis-" or "Mal" drinking game for the next press conference, but we'd be hammered before the end of the first answer...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 16, 2022 11:16 AM (YIVH2)
++++
What are the stakes? Is it a sip of beer for "mis" and a shot of whiskey for "dis" and a double shot for "mal?" They can't all be the same...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 16, 2022 11:18 AM (DU+/6)

108
~sob-sob~

I'd hit it...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 16, 2022 11:19 AM (K2SnJ)

109 Anyone who doesn't see that this is building to a head is fooling themselves.
Posted by: Oldstoke at February 16, 2022 11:16 AM (sb+Cg)

Seen it for 15 years or more. Very little they have done has surprised me.

I will admit going after Palin's underage kids was a surprise, but that's when I realized they definitely had no limits. As in zero.

As in mass graves are that thing hurtling down the pike.

Posted by: ... at February 16, 2022 11:19 AM (y2ouh)

110 MSM

But if thought corrupts language, language can also corrupt thought.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 16, 2022 11:19 AM (yrol0)

111 This is already done in China but its called Wongthink.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 16, 2022 11:16 AM


Raff it up, funny guy

Posted by: Mr. Wong at February 16, 2022 11:19 AM (HhfIU)

112 I know people have threatened free speech in one form or another for most all my lifetime.

I never would've believed I would see it actually come to pass and by the very entity that specifically was enjoined to be unable to do so and that they were acting illegally if they did so. And the courts after decades of the usurpation of the role of interpretation of the Constitution even tho they were not explicitly named as the final arbiter have failed for the most part in putting a stop to it.

And the blame for that resides mostly with the Republican party. Lately joined by the Democrats in that they are utilizing the illegal laws against many of our bill of rights under the guise of protection from terrorism as happens so many times; a law will be passed that on the face of it seems reasonable and it is if it is kept within the original parameters and against those it was originally meant for but LE will always distort the usage of the law and find other means and targets. And the Roberts court has been especially weak in defense of the Bill of Rights.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 16, 2022 11:19 AM (/P0gj)

113 David Axelrod
@davidaxelrod
Parents should absolutely be involved in the schools their kids attend. Politicians absolutely should not!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at February 16, 2022 11:17 AM (FVME7)

One can read this as: STOP TRYING TO STOP THE INDOCTRINATION BY OUR COMMIE PEDO FUCKSTICK TEACHERS.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 16, 2022 11:19 AM (dNqv+)

114 Not see it? They're proud of it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 16, 2022 11:18 AM (6FeV1)

THIS. It's the plan all along. They are panicked and pushing it faster and faster.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 16, 2022 11:19 AM (RoIW/)

115 MDM in my world means master data mart/management. Great one more acronym that has double meaning now. Fuck your Brandon.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at February 16, 2022 11:19 AM (SQj5k)

116 How every R running for every office isn't pointing out EXACTLY what the left is doing in their campaign, I do not know.

It's writing itself.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 16, 2022 11:18 AM (Zz0t1)

Vote for me so I can keep pretending to fight what the Dems are doing!

~ Lindsey Grahamnesty

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 16, 2022 11:19 AM (TDj17)

117
David Axelrod
@davidaxelrod
Parents should absolutely be involved in the schools their kids attend. Politicians absolutely should not!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at February 16, 2022 11:17 AM (FVME7)



The conservative case for giving a flying fuck what David Axelrod says about anything.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 16, 2022 11:19 AM (Zz0t1)

118 Wait. I thought we were supposed to have won the Cold War!

Looking at things from the perspective of 2022 its pretty clear both the USSR and USA lost the cold war, just in different ways.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 16, 2022 11:19 AM (ESjRY)

119 @davidaxelrod
Parents should absolutely be involved in the schools their kids attend. Politicians absolutely should not!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at February 16, 2022 11:17 AM (FVME7)
++++
Uh, Dave? Public schools are run by the government and thus run by politicians and bureaucrats. The only way to achieve what you're describing is to eliminate public education.

Your terms are acceptable.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 16, 2022 11:20 AM (DU+/6)

120 So how many years until we are officially 1939 Germany?
Posted by: Corona-exile_back_in_exile at February 16, 2022 11:04 AM (O0QMT)


Ashli Babbitt was murdered in cold blood by a duly authorized agent of the state. Who has never so much as had his hair mussed for it. Who, in fact, has been awarded a medal for his 'bravery' with the full agreement not only of his own filthy party, but with that of the so-called opposition party.

Your bank account can be frozen if you defy the state. You can be doxxed, deplatformed and arrested for holding the 'wrong' opinion. You are forbidden to enter restaurants or buildings unless you submit to an injection of poison or wear a 'yellow star.'

We're at full Nuremberg Laws already. But yay, Team Red!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 16, 2022 11:20 AM (2JVJo)

121 David Axelrod
@davidaxelrod
Parents should absolutely be involved in the schools their kids attend. Politicians absolutely should not!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at February 16, 2022 11:17 AM (FVME7)

Checks watch. Must be an election year.

Posted by: ... at February 16, 2022 11:20 AM (y2ouh)

122 Yes it seems hunting down their opponents speaking is upon us

Posted by: Skip's Phone at February 16, 2022 11:20 AM (ihApQ)

123 Literally "Wrongthink"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 16, 2022 11:15 AM (6FeV1)

And they don't see this. How can they not see this.
Posted by: m at February 16, 2022 11:17 AM (tye8P

They see it. They are all OBriens.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 16, 2022 11:20 AM (IflZ6)

124 Wasn't MDM one of those drug things?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 16, 2022 11:20 AM (dNqv+)

125 101 Canary in the coal mine.

David Axelrod
@davidaxelrod
Parents should absolutely be involved in the schools their kids attend. Politicians absolutely should not!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at February 16, 2022 11:17 AM (FVME7)

==========

If this isn't ironic and sarcastic then Axelrod is actually a moron.

"Politicians shouldn't be involved in the workings of a government entity like public schools," is idiotic. Unless he's advocating for the end of public schools, which I doubt.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 16, 2022 11:20 AM (LvTSG)

126 Project Veritas strikes again


FDA Exec on Camera Reveals Future COVID Policy "Biden Wants To Inoculate As Many People As Possible"
https://tinyurl.com/mrp32zs4

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 16, 2022 11:20 AM (+FfPP)

127 Raff it up, funny guy

Posted by: Mr. Wong at February 16, 2022 11:19 AM (HhfIU)

Lol. Solly, I may have been wong.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 16, 2022 11:20 AM (RoIW/)

128 What are the stakes? Is it a sip of beer for "mis" and a shot of whiskey for "dis" and a double shot for "mal?" They can't all be the same...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 16, 2022 11:18 AM (DU+/6)
---
No idea...drinking games are not my thing, but some of them have "one shot" for one event and "two shots" for some other event and "three shots" for a third...As I said, we'd be hammered by the end of the first answer. We'd be in the ER with alcohol poisoning by the end of the third answer..

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 16, 2022 11:20 AM (YIVH2)

129 The purpose of MDM is to keep the peons from discussing matters of great importance that only the ruling class fully understands.

And to make it illegal to even discuss the ruling class' transgressions, failures and overreach.

But, mostly make speech they disagree with illegal.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 16, 2022 11:21 AM (BFigT)

130 Well, whoever it is calling for a general strike sure has good timing.
Starts Monday, the whole world's invited. Pass it along.
Posted by: Gooshy at February 16, 2022 11:17 AM (v6uc

We're not happy the riff raff are hijacking our bogus paid day off.

Posted by: Federal workers at February 16, 2022 11:21 AM (4thlk)

131 I am indoctrinating my kids to not believe anything an official tells them.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at February 16, 2022 11:21 AM (SQj5k)

132 Learn to code.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 16, 2022 11:21 AM (dA9eR)

133 This is probably the most important think I'll write today: based upon long term observations and insight on the DHS algorithms the governme

Posted by: Minuteman at February 16, 2022 11:21 AM (LaNzR)

134 Point of order - references to "mainstream media" or "msm" can be referred as disinformation - any group or groups that have a public approval rating below 50% (news media regularly gets below 20%) can no longer include the moniker "mainstream".

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 16, 2022 11:21 AM (fs1hN)

135 ..gaslighting

pastlighting

fastlighting
Posted by: REDACTED at February 16, 2022 11:14 AM (us2H3)


fartlighting .. It's a Blast!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 16, 2022 11:22 AM (QzJWU)

136 >>David Axelrod
@davidaxelrod
Parents should absolutely be involved in the schools their kids attend. Politicians absolutely should not!


I doubt his sincerity.

Posted by: mr tmz at February 16, 2022 11:22 AM (m/Gc2)

137 If this isn't ironic and sarcastic then Axelrod is actually a moron.

"Politicians shouldn't be involved in the workings of a government entity like public schools," is idiotic. Unless he's advocating for the end of public schools, which I doubt.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 16, 2022 11:20 AM (LvTSG)

This is one faction of the DNC trying to communicate to the other, insane parts of the DNC. It could also be translated as 'We have to save our phoney baloney jobs, gentlemen'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 16, 2022 11:22 AM (XvPQV)

138 Wasn't MDM one of those drug things?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 16, 2022 11:20 AM (dNqv+)
---
Pretty sure that's MDMA (ecstasy)...although it does have hallucinogenic properties, so maybe that's their goal? "Brave New World" stacked on top of "1984"?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 16, 2022 11:22 AM (YIVH2)

139 I doubt his sincerity.
Posted by: mr tmz at February 16, 2022 11:22 AM (m/Gc2)

Fiercely Liberal

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 16, 2022 11:22 AM (6FeV1)

140
Lol. Solly, I may have been wong.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 16, 2022 11:20 AM (RoIW/)


You asked for it.......


https://youtu.be/W4oV_egTv6I

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 16, 2022 11:22 AM (Zz0t1)

141 I read this as, "All of our tried-and-true techniques are illegal for you to use."

Posted by: t-bird at February 16, 2022 11:23 AM (1vynn)

142 >>> FDA Exec on Camera Reveals Future COVID Policy "Biden Wants To Inoculate As Many People As Possible"
https://tinyurl.com/mrp32zs4
Posted by: artisanal ette at February 16, 2022 11:20 AM (+FfPP)


Leftists are up in arms because they enticed him to go to dinner and blab about it all with a hot chick.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 16, 2022 11:23 AM (fpNLg)

143 New names suggested to replace "mainstream media" - "discredited media" or "mal-information media"

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 16, 2022 11:23 AM (fs1hN)

144 fartlighting .. It's a Blast!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 16, 2022 11:22 AM


In that case, Swalwell should be arrested for breaking Pelosi's rule about being armed in the House!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 16, 2022 11:23 AM (tkyK5)

145 Old and Busted: Living in a pod, only interacting with the world through an internet the government controls, eating only what the government lets you consume is hell (or specifically the matrix)

New Hotness: Living in a pod, only interacting with the world through an internet the government controls, eating only what the government lets you consume is better then you proles deserve

Posted by: 18-1 at February 16, 2022 11:23 AM (ESjRY)

146 No idea...drinking games are not my thing, but some of them have "one shot" for one event and "two shots" for some other event and "three shots" for a third...As I said, we'd be hammered by the end of the first answer.

We'd be in the ER with alcohol poisoning by the end of the third answer..
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


IOW, a normal Saturday night.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 16, 2022 11:24 AM (4Xhwa)

147 FDA Exec on Camera Reveals Future COVID Policy "Biden Wants To Inoculate As Many People As Possible"
https://tinyurl.com/mrp32zs4
Posted by: artisanal ette at February 16, 2022 11:20 AM (+FfPP)
Leftists are up in arms because they enticed him to go to dinner and blab about it all with a hot chick.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 16, 2022 11:23 AM (fpNLg)


this is awful if you listen to the whole conversation

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 16, 2022 11:24 AM (+FfPP)

148 137 This is one faction of the DNC trying to communicate to the other, insane parts of the DNC. It could also be translated as 'We have to save our phoney baloney jobs, gentlemen'
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 16, 2022 11:22 AM (XvPQV)

=========

It's gobbledygook, but yeah. It actually making sense isn't required just, "We need to find a way to make schools seem apolitical again."

How is left absent. I blame the brevity of Twitter, not the complete lack of ideas on Axelrod's part.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 16, 2022 11:24 AM (LvTSG)

149 The Gov't lies. During the Obama Admin, they removed the ban on domestic propaganda, which at most was a fig-leaf over their activities. Those rules of Mis-Dis-Mal-information, if applied to our Gov't and betters would show who the real terrorists are.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 16, 2022 11:24 AM (ynpvh)

150 The Canadian police are knocking on doors interrogating as to pro-Trucker movement comments on social media.

Our leaders are probably smarter, and will just order social media to censor and banks to cut off credit.

And neither Mitch nor Ted nor Paul will do a thing about it. Trump did nothing in four years but "monitor" Big Tech, so who knows what if he regains office.

Posted by: Ordinary American at February 16, 2022 11:24 AM (H8QX8)

151 The "Mal"-information I put on my own blog in response to this was that it never would have worked out with Inara. Captains are always married to their ships.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 16, 2022 11:24 AM (dfRN6)

152 SO I see now people that worked in hotels and followed the 20216 Clinton campaign say she was pushed around in a wheelchair. I guess there was a doc with a medical bag giving her pills and shots.

They would go to the hotel where she was staying and cover it with tents and tarps so that she could be literally carried to and from the Scooby van out of sight.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 16, 2022 11:24 AM (yrol0)

153 I have a weekly Monday meeting with a client. And today I get an email from the m saying we have to reschedule since Monday is a holiday. And I was like huh? Didnt we just fucking have a long weekend?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at February 16, 2022 11:24 AM (SQj5k)

154 Mis
Dis
Mal
Yet its still legal to lie in a campaign ad.


Also, propaganda was made legal by Obama (2012?), but maybe that's only for leftist media.

Posted by: t-bird at February 16, 2022 11:24 AM (1vynn)

155
Leftists are up in arms because they enticed him to go to dinner and blab about it all with a hot chick.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 16, 2022 11:23 AM (fpNLg)



Wait........that's WRONG?

- Sasha Baron Cohen

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 16, 2022 11:24 AM (Zz0t1)

156

I love James O'Keefe. He took the ball from Andrew Breitbart and ran with it.

Thank you, James.

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 16, 2022 11:24 AM (+FfPP)

157 If those San Fran school board members survived their recall, Axelrod would be proclaiming the people want their teachers to brainwash their kids.

Posted by: Federal workers at February 16, 2022 11:24 AM (4thlk)

158 You asked for it.......

https://youtu.be/W4oV_egTv6I

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 16, 2022 11:22 AM (Zz0t1)

Ok Sponge, maybe I did but, OUCH.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 16, 2022 11:25 AM (RoIW/)

159 They banned the president from speaking while he was still president. I think it was clear they were coming for everyone's speech.

Posted by: ... at February 16, 2022 11:25 AM (y2ouh)

160 fartlighting .. It's a Blast!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 16, 2022 11:22 AM

We call that a well flare down here in Texas.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 16, 2022 11:25 AM (yrol0)

161

"It's hard to find pregnant women for these studies..."

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 16, 2022 11:25 AM (+FfPP)

162 Yeah, CISA which had a Rumor Control page up the beginning of November 2021.

November 2019, it rolled out Arlo, an open source post election audit tool. Election officials from Pennsylvania, Michigan, Missouri, Virginia, Ohio and Georgia signed on early to use the tool.

Posted by: Lola at February 16, 2022 11:25 AM (xjz83)

163 Wait........that's WRONG?

- Sasha Baron Cohen


Gotta say telling your GF to f*ck some guy so you can film it is a pretty odd kink Sasha.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 16, 2022 11:25 AM (ESjRY)

164 Sock off.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 16, 2022 11:25 AM (4thlk)

165 143 New names suggested to replace "mainstream media" - "discredited media" or "mal-information media"
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 16, 2022 11:23 AM (fs1hN)

Stasi-media.

Posted by: Ordinary American at February 16, 2022 11:25 AM (H8QX8)

166
So, if I understand this, in order for the Canadian "Emergency Powers Act" to go into effect, the Federal legislature has to vote to approve it within seven days of it being invoked. But when asked about this in Parliament, Trudeau refused to answer, per CTH.

Is he planning to just claim its powers, but never complete the process of implementing it?

I'm thinking of governors in this country claiming temporary emergency powers for COVID, but never getting the powers extended, yet using the authority permanently.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 16, 2022 11:26 AM (2iDSr)

167 New names suggested to replace "mainstream media" - "discredited media" or "mal-information media"
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 16, 2022 11:23 AM (fs1hN)
++++
I usually go with "legacy media"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 16, 2022 11:26 AM (DU+/6)

168 So the MDM statement is, as promulgated by the CISA, by their own definition, disinformation.

Got it.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 16, 2022 11:26 AM (Msys3)

169 Leftists are up in arms because they enticed him to go to dinner and blab about it all with a hot chick.

Funny thing is, that's him bringing his A-game.

Posted by: t-bird at February 16, 2022 11:26 AM (1vynn)

170
Can't stop the mal-signal, Mal

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 16, 2022 11:26 AM (DUIap)

171 It just occurred to me.

For Clinton to do what she did Obama had to know (and approve) of what was going on!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 16, 2022 11:26 AM (yrol0)

172
Ok Sponge, maybe I did but, OUCH.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 16, 2022 11:25 AM (RoIW/)



Full disclosure: I have LOTS of them in my rotation.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 16, 2022 11:26 AM (Zz0t1)

173

Part 2 will be a doozy. It is about the money (laundering) changing hands.

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 16, 2022 11:27 AM (+FfPP)

174 Mallory?

Posted by: ... at February 16, 2022 11:27 AM (y2ouh)

175 Can't stop the mal-signal, Mal

Just take your shot and you can't get Reaverism!

Posted by: Joe Biden in the Serenity universe at February 16, 2022 11:27 AM (ESjRY)

176 120 how many of the: Facts be submitted to a candid world, from the Declaration can we now check off?

Posted by: Dogbert at February 16, 2022 11:27 AM (Z9HSN)

177 >>For Clinton to do what she did Obama had to know (and approve) of what was going on!

Well, yea. And participate. Biden too.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 16, 2022 11:27 AM (ZLI7S)

178 Full disclosure: I have LOTS of them in my rotation.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 16, 2022 11:26 AM (Zz0t1)


Not sure why, but I figured that. lol.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 16, 2022 11:27 AM (RoIW/)

179 My theory: Hillary herself was essentially a cut-out too.

This isn't a "Hillary" thing at all.

Posted by: ... at February 16, 2022 11:28 AM (y2ouh)

180 Its that guy who created the internet! Get him!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 16, 2022 11:28 AM (n/szn)

181
Gotta say telling your GF to f*ck some guy so you can film it is a pretty odd kink Sasha.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 16, 2022 11:25 AM (ESjRY)



It's cucktastic!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 16, 2022 11:28 AM (Zz0t1)

182 When I see skeezicks up top there, with his tongue in his cheek, I know he's up to no good.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 16, 2022 11:28 AM (dA9eR)

183 If the media wasn't so leftist I seriously doubt this MDM shit would gather much traction.

American Media - #1 enemy of the people.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 16, 2022 11:28 AM (BFigT)

184 Open the pod door Mal.

Posted by: Miss Dismal at February 16, 2022 11:28 AM (RoIW/)

185 Mis
Dis
Mal
Yet its still legal to lie in a campaign ad.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 16, 2022 11:01 AM (axyOa)


And the FBI can lie to you, but you cannot lie to them.

Uh huh. Where on the MDM spectrum does this conundrum lie?

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 16, 2022 11:28 AM (F0YaR)

186 'As in mass graves are that thing hurtling down the pike.'

Theirs not ours, God willing.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 16, 2022 11:29 AM (Hszs6)

187 November 2019, it rolled out Arlo, an open source post election audit tool. Election officials from Pennsylvania, Michigan, Missouri, Virginia, Ohio and Georgia signed on early to use the tool.
Posted by: Lola

My hometown county in Ohio, inked a new contract with Dominion last summer - Even after all the irregularities with it were widely known.

Top. Men.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 16, 2022 11:29 AM (Msys3)

188 It's gobbledygook, but yeah. It actually making sense isn't required just, "We need to find a way to make schools seem apolitical again."

How is left absent. I blame the brevity of Twitter, not the complete lack of ideas on Axelrod's part.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 16, 2022 11:24 AM (LvTSG)

Axelrod is scum but he's no idiot.
....I can't believe I just said something semi-nice about David Axelrod. I need to shower again now.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 16, 2022 11:29 AM (XvPQV)

189 >>> Funny thing is, that's him bringing his A-game.
Posted by: t-bird at February 16, 2022 11:26 AM (1vynn)


Yeah, I don't know what he was thinking, maybe the blood flow was all prioritized for an organ that wasn't his brain, but he doesn't seem "hot chicks clamoring to go out with me" material.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 16, 2022 11:29 AM (fpNLg)

190 TheBlaze
@theblaze
Biden LOSES IT, tells story of putting DEAD DOG on random woman's door
twitter.com/theblaze/status/1493980777960419336
3,401 views 8:09 AM · Feb 16, 2022·

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at February 16, 2022 11:29 AM (MFZ8i)

191 Theirs not ours, God willing.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 16, 2022 11:29 AM (Hszs6)

That's a terrible thing to say.

Posted by: ... at February 16, 2022 11:29 AM (y2ouh)

192 For Clinton to do what she did Obama had to know (and approve) of what was going on!
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 16, 2022 11:26 AM (yrol0)

Obama was a figurehead. He was given info on a need to know basis. On that topic I still find it unsettling that Obama is hardly mentioned it at all in any discussion about Benghazi. It's as if Hillary was President when this happened.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 16, 2022 11:30 AM (IflZ6)

193 Sponge, you got any Cannibal Corpse?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at February 16, 2022 11:30 AM (RoIW/)

194 ZZZZzzzzzzzz.....

Posted by: ACLU and EFF at February 16, 2022 11:30 AM (DTX3h)

195 @theblaze
Biden LOSES IT, tells story of putting DEAD DOG on random woman's door
twitter.com/theblaze/status/1493980777960419336
3,401 views 8:09 AM Feb 16, 2022
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at February 16, 2022 11:29 AM (MFZ8i)



I'm betting this is a lie, but it still shows he's an asshole.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 16, 2022 11:31 AM (Zz0t1)

196 193 Sponge, you got any Cannibal Corpse?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at February 16, 2022 11:30 AM (RoIW/)

I don't think it works if you literally "ask for it".... but we'll see.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 16, 2022 11:31 AM (6FeV1)

197 Posted by: rhennigantx at February 16, 2022 11:26 AM (yrol0)

Yep. I have scant faith in the system to do what is right but....if this shit shakes out? It will be biblical.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 16, 2022 11:31 AM (tdymg)

198 Flat Erf Society hardest hit.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 16, 2022 11:31 AM (n/szn)

199 I know it won't anything. But I'd still be entertained by senators grilling Garland on this by providing obvious examples of lies told by democrats, bureaucrats and media and asking Garland if it meets the definition and why it won't be prosecuted. Upthread someone mentioned Benghazi and my first thought went to the lies the Obama admin went through to blame it on some video no one saw.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 16, 2022 11:31 AM (fs1hN)

200 I don't think it works if you literally "ask for it".... but we'll see.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 16, 2022 11:31 AM (6FeV1)

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at February 16, 2022 11:31 AM (RoIW/)

201 We've already seen Orwell in action with the FIB.

We've already seen the riff on "Spying". Comey said that the FIB does "Court-ordered surveillance". As Chris Plante pointed out, the court is not ordering anything more than what the FIB requests, so it's really court-reviewed surveillance, provided it's being reviewed at all.

The Page FISAs looked more like rubber-stamps, from dinner guests (the redacted dinner guest of Strzok, e.g.). All the official stuff was forgotten. In order to get a renewal, they were supposed to show that they had solid evidence of their original claim, i.e. that Page was an agent of Russia.

Even if what Clinesmith did wasn't something that you put people behind bars for, having exculpatory evidence when trying somebody ex-parte and simply whoopsying it, really, when it all comes out, doesn't speak well for the review of the process.

Posted by: Axeman at February 16, 2022 11:32 AM (xjV3I)

202 Sponge, you got any Cannibal Corpse?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at February 16, 2022 11:30 AM (RoIW/)



No, but I'm intrigued. Recommendations?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 16, 2022 11:32 AM (Zz0t1)

203 195 @theblaze
Biden LOSES IT, tells story of putting DEAD DOG on random woman's door
twitter.com/theblaze/status/1493980777960419336
3,401 views 8:09 AM Feb 16, 2022
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at February 16, 2022 11:29 AM (MFZ8i)


I'm betting this is a lie, but it still shows he's an asshole.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 16, 2022 11:31 AM (Zz0t1)

CornPop's mother. No wonder he was pissed with Joey.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 16, 2022 11:32 AM (ynpvh)

204 Posted by: Tonypete at February 16, 2022 11:29 AM (Msys3
Time for investigations into the people that re-upped the deal.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 16, 2022 11:32 AM (tdymg)

205 195 @theblaze
Biden LOSES IT, tells story of putting DEAD DOG on random woman's door
twitter.com/theblaze/status/1493980777960419336
3,401 views 8:09 AM Feb 16, 2022
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at February 16, 2022 11:29 AM (MFZ8i)

I'm betting this is a lie, but it still shows he's an asshole.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 16, 2022 11:31 AM (Zz0t1)

Biden's lies are always couched around him being a tough guy. Except for the one time when he was telling the truth about being a tough guy, "Well, son of a bitch..."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 16, 2022 11:32 AM (KbCG3)

206 I really like this monkey. It's ugly on steroids.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 16, 2022 11:32 AM (KFhLj)

207 If you are waiting for a political party to set things right, I've got some bridges in Florida swamp land to sell you.

Posted by: Archer at February 16, 2022 11:32 AM (gmo/4)

208 Anyway, I suppose I'd better go back to 1917 before I say something to justify banning my fat, useless ass.

Here's Brigitte Helm, star of Metropolis. I promised Jinx the cat I would try to resume short posts about silent stars, so consider this an apertif.

https://tinyurl.com/ys287n68

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 16, 2022 11:33 AM (2JVJo)

209 Old and Busted: Romney can't be president because he put a dog on his car roof.

New Hotness: What's wrong with Biden putting a dead dog on someone's porch?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 16, 2022 11:33 AM (ESjRY)

210 206 I really like this monkey. It's ugly on steroids.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 16, 2022 11:32 AM (KFhLj)

They're built like that; that's why they can tear an arm off a man.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 16, 2022 11:33 AM (ynpvh)

211 190 TheBlaze
@theblaze
Biden LOSES IT, tells story of putting DEAD DOG on random woman's door
twitter.com/theblaze/status/1493980777960419336
3,401 views 8:09 AM Feb 16, 2022
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at February 16, 2022 11:29 AM (MFZ8i)

=========

He was the moral alternative to Trump, you know.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 16, 2022 11:33 AM (LvTSG)

212 After Brennan briefed the Whitehouse in the Summer of 2016 that Hillary was going to run a campaign to link Trump to Putin Obama ordered Brennan to do an Intelligence Community Assessment (IICA). Remember the claim that all 17 intel agencies agreed that Putin was interfering in our election?

They all knew and they all participated.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 16, 2022 11:33 AM (ZLI7S)

213 Let's just ignore whether or not the "dog story" actually happened (or whether or not Biden was wearing a stitch of clothing when it happened)... What is the point of the story? What is the moral? "Fuck You, Peasant"? That's it, there's no other reason to tell that tale. Some uppity zek dared demand a responsive government, and that lippy piece of shit got put right in her place with a zesty little vignette involving abuse of an animal corpse.

Norms. Restored.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 16, 2022 11:34 AM (6FeV1)

214 They're built like that; that's why they can tear an arm off a man.

Women are fine though right? Gotta keep my one remaining arm you know

Posted by: Michelle Fields at February 16, 2022 11:34 AM (ESjRY)

215 212 After Brennan briefed the Whitehouse in the Summer of 2016 that Hillary was going to run a campaign to link Trump to Putin Obama ordered Brennan to do an Intelligence Community Assessment (IICA). Remember the claim that all 17 intel agencies agreed that Putin was interfering in our election?

They all knew and they all participated.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 16, 2022 11:33 AM (ZLI7S)

Two things:

1. Hillary was so bad they had to go to these lengths to push her across the finish line.

2. She still lost.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 16, 2022 11:34 AM (KbCG3)

216 210 206 I really like this monkey. It's ugly on steroids.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 16, 2022 11:32 AM (KFhLj)

They're built like that; that's why they can tear an arm off a man.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 16, 2022 11:33 AM (ynpvh)

I would like to see a few, mostly-peaceful, rabid chimps running amok in Congress. I'd watch that on CSPAN.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 16, 2022 11:35 AM (ynpvh)

217 ICA not IICA

Posted by: JackStraw at February 16, 2022 11:35 AM (ZLI7S)

218 You have the right to free speech
As long as you're not
Dumb enough to actually try it
Know your rights
These are your rights...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 16, 2022 11:35 AM (SgKhl)

219 Senile Joe's insistence that he's tough must be some kind of mental illness.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at February 16, 2022 11:35 AM (eGTCV)

220 Biden admitted to molesting a dog's corpse yesterday.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 16, 2022 11:35 AM (Y5qcH)

221 Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at February 16, 2022 11:29 AM (MFZ8i)

that was no dog, that was Hunter

Posted by: kallistx at February 16, 2022 11:35 AM (DJFLF)

222 A quick word.
https://tinyurl.com/v8z6sakm
Posted by: artisanal ette at February 16, 2022 11:17 AM (+FfPP)


Samson is great. Rocking a righteous mullet too.

Posted by: Oldstoke at February 16, 2022 11:35 AM (sb+Cg)

223 We rate this article as mostly false.
- Snopes

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 16, 2022 11:35 AM (SdkPJ)

224 Two words for those assholes: take this C4 filled pineapple covered with barbed wire and shove it up your ass... twice.

In other words: fucka youa

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 16, 2022 11:36 AM (FZYiz)

225 Biden's lies are always couched around him being a tough guy. Except for the one time when he was telling the truth about being a tough guy, "Well, son of a bitch..."
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 16, 2022 11:32 AM (KbCG3)


That's not being a tough guy, that's being a sociopath.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 16, 2022 11:36 AM (Ez6QX)

226 The nice thing is DHS and FBI analysts are mostly lazy, time serving bureaucrats, so we can expect them to be about as successful in this endeavor as any other.

The bad thing is these lazy DHS/FBI analysts will all just take their cues on this from CNN/WaPo because it's the easiest thing for them to do.

And then you remember CNN etc. are basically just laundering Prog NGO and DNC flack talking points and press releases, it would probably be more efficient just to hand badges and guns to every Southern Poverty Law Center summer intern and close down the FBI/DHS.

Posted by: Match Checksout at February 16, 2022 11:36 AM (dYe5S)

227 So, if I understand this, in order for the Canadian "Emergency Powers Act" to go into effect, the Federal legislature has to vote to approve it within seven days of it being invoked. But when asked about this in Parliament, Trudeau refused to answer, per CTH.

Is he planning to just claim its powers, but never complete the process of implementing it?

I'm thinking of governors in this country claiming temporary emergency powers for COVID, but never getting the powers extended, yet using the authority permanently.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 16, 2022 11:26 AM (2iDSr)

I think the way it's written, is that the emergency powers expire within 7 days, if not ratified by both the Commons and the Senate. If it were a real emergency, like a natural disaster, or enemy attack, it would be too cumbersome to require ratification beforehand.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2022 11:36 AM (P3gRi)

228 I watched part of the FDA video shared by artisanal ette and it's rather frightening.

The FDA is fully on board with permanent vaccinations for the flu for everyone.

From what I gather, Big Pharma is rubbing its collective hands with glee at the thought of a permanent revenue stream.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at February 16, 2022 11:36 AM (5pTK/)

229 >>Two things:

>>1. Hillary was so bad they had to go to these lengths to push her across the finish line.

>>2. She still lost.

Which is why they went to even more extreme lengths in 2020.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 16, 2022 11:37 AM (ZLI7S)

230 the REAL Hunter was left on some rando's doorstep.

The guy we *think* is Hunter is...an IMPOSTOR!

*cue dramatic music*

Posted by: kallistx at February 16, 2022 11:37 AM (DJFLF)

231 218 You have the right to free speech
As long as you're not
Dumb enough to actually try it
Know your rights
These are your rights...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 16, 2022 11:35 AM (SgKhl)

You have the right to free speech, as long as it toes the Gov't line.
You have the right to bear arms, as long as it's in service to the Gov't.

Did you know the Mexican Constitution contains a right to bear arms? Yet the average Jose cannot own a gun and will go to jail for 10 years if found with an empty cartridge. The left likes this model.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 16, 2022 11:37 AM (ynpvh)

232 fartlighting .. It's a Blast!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 16, 2022 11:22 AM (QzJWU)


yeah but don't ask me how I know

Posted by: REDACTED at February 16, 2022 11:37 AM (us2H3)

233 Maybe FDA guy was harkening back to his days of Pharma Rep girls going out to show you some of their "product" at night.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 16, 2022 11:37 AM (fpNLg)

234 They should wrap it all up as ... Sinformation.

Posted by: leber at February 16, 2022 11:38 AM (jwcSX)

235 19 This guy nails it re: Trudeau:

@KyleKulinski

If any time you protest they can freeze your bank account and label you a terrorist that functionally bans protesting. It's absolute insanity not to oppose this. It's shocking authoritarianism.
===

This guy is a Bernie type. I watch his videos sometimes. He does a good job of criticizing the DNC and the corporate press but he still has a blind spot on the "vaccines." Acts like your crazy if you haven't taken it. And he defended Biden's mandate as a soft mandate. Maybe this will help him see the light.

Posted by: Augustine at February 16, 2022 11:38 AM (BDZWU)

236 We rate this article as mostly false.
- Snopes
Posted by: Darth Randall at February 16, 2022 11:35 AM (SdkPJ)
++++
I've arrived.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 16, 2022 11:38 AM (DU+/6)

237 Uh, Dave? Public schools are run by the government and thus run by politicians and bureaucrats. The only way to achieve what you're describing is to eliminate public education.

Your terms are acceptable.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 16, 2022 11:20 AM (DU+/6)
---
They put politicians in charge of schools when they gave us government schools. Enough government that they are Congress for purposes of discussing religion.

Posted by: Axeman at February 16, 2022 11:38 AM (xjV3I)

238 227 So, if I understand this, in order for the Canadian "Emergency Powers Act" to go into effect, the Federal legislature has to vote to approve it within seven days of it being invoked. But when asked about this in Parliament, Trudeau refused to answer, per CTH.

Is he planning to just claim its powers, but never complete the process of implementing it?

I'm thinking of governors in this country claiming temporary emergency powers for COVID, but never getting the powers extended, yet using the authority permanently.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 16, 2022 11:26 AM (2iDSr)

I think the way it's written, is that the emergency powers expire within 7 days, if not ratified by both the Commons and the Senate. If it were a real emergency, like a natural disaster, or enemy attack, it would be too cumbersome to require ratification beforehand.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2022 11:36 AM (P3gRi)

Makes you wonder if Parliament can pre-emptively shut it down...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 16, 2022 11:39 AM (ynpvh)

239 I've arrived.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 16, 2022 11:38 AM (DU+/6)
-------------

Sort of like Nirvana knew they'd arrived when Weird Al did a parody of one of their songs.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at February 16, 2022 11:39 AM (5pTK/)

240 False Flag "weapons confiscated" at Coutts blockade.

https://tinyurl.com/4k9haevr

Bonus: RCMP broke the living fvck out of three convoy excavators

Posted by: kallistx at February 16, 2022 11:39 AM (DJFLF)

241 Maybe this will help him see the light.
Posted by: Augustine at February 16, 2022 11:38 AM (BDZWU)



Deep narrator guy voice: It doesn't.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 16, 2022 11:39 AM (Zz0t1)

242 229 >>Two things:

>>1. Hillary was so bad they had to go to these lengths to push her across the finish line.

>>2. She still lost.

Which is why they went to even more extreme lengths in 2020.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 16, 2022 11:37 AM (ZLI7S)

I like to think of it as taking Hillary for a drag. She often doesn't move on her own power.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 16, 2022 11:40 AM (ynpvh)

243 No, but I'm intrigued. Recommendations?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 16, 2022 11:32 AM (Zz0t1)

Well, I have been trying to expand my music horizons and since I have no idea about metal I Pandora'd some. Death Metal etc. I'm not sure its for me but the artwork for Cannibal Corpse made me hungry so there's that.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at February 16, 2022 11:40 AM (RoIW/)

244 Parents should absolutely be involved in the schools their kids attend. Politicians absolutely should not!


I doubt his sincerity.
Posted by: mr tmz at February 16, 2022 11:22 AM (m/Gc2)

I DON'T doubt his ass covering

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 16, 2022 11:40 AM (WtH8C)

245 This brunette in her underwear gleefully spreads MDM:
https://is.gd/Z2gn7G

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 16, 2022 11:40 AM (DU+/6)

246 Sort of like Nirvana knew they'd arrived when Weird Al did a parody of one of their songs.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at February 16, 2022 11:39 AM (5pTK/)

Weird Als cover/parody was so good that I can not separate which lyrics belong to which song.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 16, 2022 11:40 AM (TDj17)

247 I'm thinking of governors in this country claiming temporary emergency powers for COVID, but never getting the powers extended, yet using the authority permanently.

In PA we just changed our constitution to limit the governor's emergency powers.

but voting is useless, doncha know

Posted by: kallistx at February 16, 2022 11:40 AM (DJFLF)

248 my definition pastlighting

is what old peple do when they want to convince themselves they still got their fastball

it's actually harmless although annoying to others

and yes, we all get to that point

Posted by: REDACTED at February 16, 2022 11:40 AM (us2H3)

249 this is dangerous
the govt is out n' out saying that to disagree is criminal


I guess 'dissent is patriotic' has been 86'ed

Posted by: DB - I will not comply. at February 16, 2022 11:41 AM (geLO8)

250 Oceana had a Ministry of Truth. How can you say that's a bad thing, to be able to establish what is Truth?!

What are ya? Truth-haters?

Posted by: Axeman at February 16, 2022 11:41 AM (xjV3I)

251 My guess is dead dog story never happened, and during weekend spoke about his grandfather being a college All- American and he never was.

Posted by: Skip's Phone at February 16, 2022 11:41 AM (ihApQ)

252 In PA we just changed our constitution to limit the governor's emergency powers.


yes! and every state should do this!

Posted by: Black Orchid at February 16, 2022 11:41 AM (j9HX3)

253 I'm not sure its for me but the artwork for Cannibal Corpse made me hungry so there's that.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at February 16, 2022 11:40 AM (RoIW/)


LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 16, 2022 11:41 AM (Ez6QX)

254 This brunette in her underwear gleefully spreads MDM:
https://is.gd/Z2gn7G
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 16, 2022 11:40 AM (DU+/6)



Now THAT'S unwrapping a present.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 16, 2022 11:41 AM (Zz0t1)

255 I still have an oddly grandfathered Pandora account. Totally commercial free and all I did was give them my email address back in like 2009.

Posted by: ... at February 16, 2022 11:41 AM (y2ouh)

256 Blue Sh!thole Philadelphia is ending its restaurant vexx passport due to restaurant owners bleeding money. LOL

but of course they claim it's due to the #Science!

Posted by: kallistx at February 16, 2022 11:42 AM (DJFLF)

257
Well, I have been trying to expand my music horizons and since I have no idea about metal I Pandora'd some. Death Metal etc. I'm not sure its for me but the artwork for Cannibal Corpse made me hungry so there's that.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at February 16, 2022 11:40 AM (RoIW/)



They appear to be coming to Gas Monkey Bar and Grill in Dallas.......

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 16, 2022 11:42 AM (Zz0t1)

258 I wonder what it would take for an ordinary citizen to violate and challenge this unconstitutional violation of the 1st Amendment--violate it enough to get arrested for it, I mean.

If I knew what that would entail, I would do it. Go big or go home, I guess.

Posted by: troyriser at February 16, 2022 11:42 AM (+UKMq)

259 I guess 'dissent is patriotic' has been 86'ed

Posted by: DB - I will not comply. at February 16, 2022 11:41 AM (geLO
---
Putin wants dissent, nothing that Putin wants is patriotic.

Posted by: Axeman at February 16, 2022 11:42 AM (xjV3I)

260 My guess is dead dog story never happened, and during weekend spoke about his grandfather being a college All- American and he never was.
Posted by: Skip's Phone at February 16, 2022 11:41 AM (ihApQ)
------------

Well, what's bizarre is Joe thought this was a good story to tell to make a point...though, what the point actually was escaped most sentient people.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at February 16, 2022 11:42 AM (5pTK/)

261 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 16, 2022 11:40 AM (DU+/6)

I will spread her MDM

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 16, 2022 11:42 AM (tdymg)

262 256 Blue Sh!thole Philadelphia is ending its restaurant vexx passport due to restaurant owners bleeding money. LOL

but of course they claim it's due to the #Science!
Posted by: kallistx at February 16, 2022 11:42 AM (DJFL

=======

If Philly doesn't want to deal with this again, they can volunteer to monitor election counting in great numbers later in the year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 16, 2022 11:42 AM (LvTSG)

263 60 I'll throw in my own word that is part of the propaganda.

Nilinformation. The act of not reporting or suppressing the information.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 16, 2022 11:12 AM (IflZ6)

------

I read that as Nihilinformation, which I suppose would be the willful destruction and memory-holing of information by TPTB.

Posted by: ShainS -- Keep on HONKING in the Free World! at February 16, 2022 11:42 AM (JfQmR)

264 TD Bank froze 1.1 M for Canadian trucker protests. It's also one of the ten largest banks in the USA.

Posted by: Lola at February 16, 2022 11:43 AM (xjz83)

265 LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 16, 2022 11:41 AM (Ez6QX)

Hello my dear. Hubby have both oars in the water yet?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at February 16, 2022 11:43 AM (RoIW/)

266 So Joe did the following in his dog adventure:

1) Trespassed
2) Illegal Dumping
3) Use of government resources to commit a crime
4) Elderly Abuse



Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 16, 2022 11:43 AM (SgKhl)

267 Man, the Left is pumping the brakes everyday now. I wonder why?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 16, 2022 11:43 AM (jen+i)

268 246 Sort of like Nirvana knew they'd arrived when Weird Al did a parody of one of their songs.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at February 16, 2022 11:39 AM (5pTK/)

Weird Als cover/parody was so good that I can not separate which lyrics belong to which song.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 16, 2022 11:40 AM (TDj17)

-----------------------------

I find with a lot of Weird Al's songs, if I hear the original on the radio, I start singing the Weird Al lyrics.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 16, 2022 11:43 AM (CAJOC)

269 Quick OT - I had a lung cancer screening this morning (just a routine screening now that I am Of An Age, not because they think something is wrong). I would appreciate good thoughts.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 16, 2022 11:43 AM (Ez6QX)

270 The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration says it issued a final rule allowing what's called "adaptive driving beam headlights" on new vehicles. It will go into effect when published in the Federal Register in the next few days.

The new lighting regulation also comes more than 1 1/2 years ahead of a requirement in the bipartisan infrastructure law passed by Congress last year, NHTSA said.

Posted by: SMOD at February 16, 2022 11:43 AM (RHGPo)

271 If I knew what that would entail, I would do it. Go big or go home, I guess.
Posted by: troyriser at February 16, 2022 11:42 AM (+UKMq)

It most likely would entail having your entire life ruined with only the slimmest chance that 5 -25 years down the line it is at least recognized that what happened to you was somewhat wrong.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 16, 2022 11:43 AM (TDj17)

272 >>> Weird Als cover/parody was so good that I can not separate which lyrics belong to which song.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 16, 2022 11:40 AM (TDj17)


Nothing is as lame as a band that reacts badly to being parodied by Al. I think Redhotchiliepeppers didn't handle it well. Many see it as a compliment, but some take their selves too seriously and thus are perfect for parody.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 16, 2022 11:43 AM (fpNLg)

273 The Dems have made Putin into the arch-villain that much more mass-murdering "Uncle Joe" never could be to them.

Posted by: Axeman at February 16, 2022 11:43 AM (xjV3I)

274 Hello my dear. Hubby have both oars in the water yet?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at February 16, 2022 11:43 AM (RoIW/)


Ha! That'll be the day.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 16, 2022 11:43 AM (Ez6QX)

275 245 This brunette in her underwear gleefully spreads MDM:
https://is.gd/Z2gn7G
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 16, 2022 11:40 AM (DU+/6)

MDMA, some penicillin and thou

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 16, 2022 11:44 AM (XvPQV)

276 266 So Joe did the following in his dog adventure:

1) Trespassed
2) Illegal Dumping
3) Use of government resources to commit a crime
4) Elderly Abuse

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 16, 2022 11:43 AM (SgKhl)

Biden commits elder abuse on himself when he's alone...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 16, 2022 11:44 AM (ynpvh)

277 I'm not sure its for me but the artwork for Cannibal Corpse made me hungry so there's that.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at February 16, 2022 11:40 AM (RoIW/)



Cookie Monster speed metal.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 16, 2022 11:44 AM (Zz0t1)

278 Posted by: Jordan61 at February 16, 2022 11:43 AM (Ez6QX)

I'll give you more than good thoughts!!!

Posted by: ... at February 16, 2022 11:44 AM (y2ouh)

279 The war has already started. It is between the WEF and China, and the first world nations are the battlefield.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 16, 2022 11:44 AM (5kI0z)

280 They appear to be coming to Gas Monkey Bar and Grill in Dallas.......

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 16, 2022 11:42 AM (Zz0t1)

Wow, shit you learn here. i just picked up a cool 'Gas Monkey' shirt at Goodwill and now i know it's a bar.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at February 16, 2022 11:44 AM (RoIW/)

281 I find with a lot of Weird Al's songs, if I hear the original on the radio, I start singing the Weird Al lyrics.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 16, 2022 11:43 AM (CAJOC)

Just EAAATTTT IIIITT!!! EEEAAATTT ITTT! Wait, no, thats not right.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 16, 2022 11:45 AM (TDj17)

282 Roid monkey!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 16, 2022 11:45 AM (II3Gr)

283 This song is just six words long...

Posted by: ... at February 16, 2022 11:45 AM (y2ouh)

284 264 TD Bank froze 1.1 M for Canadian trucker protests. It's also one of the ten largest banks in the USA.

Posted by: Lola at February 16, 2022 11:43 AM (xjz83)


all for naught. Trudeauscu is toastscu

Posted by: kallistx at February 16, 2022 11:45 AM (DJFLF)

285 Ha! That'll be the day.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 16, 2022 11:43 AM (Ez6QX)

LMAO! xoxo

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at February 16, 2022 11:45 AM (RoIW/)

286 281 I find with a lot of Weird Al's songs, if I hear the original on the radio, I start singing the Weird Al lyrics.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 16, 2022 11:43 AM (CAJOC)

Just EAAATTTT IIIITT!!! EEEAAATTT ITTT! Wait, no, thats not right.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 16, 2022 11:45 AM (TDj17)

Amish Paradise. Gotta churn that butter.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 16, 2022 11:45 AM (ynpvh)

287 Sounds like things are coming to a head in Ottawa.

https://tinyurl.com/2p8da4vb

Posted by: JackStraw at February 16, 2022 11:45 AM (ZLI7S)

288 Quick OT - I had a lung cancer screening this morning (just a routine screening now that I am Of An Age, not because they think something is wrong). I would appreciate good thoughts.
Posted by: Jordan61

You got'em !

Posted by: JT at February 16, 2022 11:45 AM (arJlL)

289 245 This brunette in her underwear gleefully spreads MDM:
https://is.gd/Z2gn7G
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 16, 2022 11:40 AM (DU+/6)

I would gleefully spread that brunette...

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 16, 2022 11:45 AM (II3Gr)

290 "WrongSpeak/Wrongthink"...
Tune in to Big Brother/Dear Leader for the latest updates of Rightthink, latest Newspeak definitions of Old Words...Do NOT get caught using yesterdays definitions of any word, Tomorrows words define all of our tomorrows...and redefine our yesterdays.

Posted by: birddog at February 16, 2022 11:46 AM (uAI4S)

291 Yet its still legal to lie in a campaign ad.

And to libel Conservatives in the most influential newspapers

Posted by: Sarah Palin at February 16, 2022 11:46 AM (lD3vL)

292 I think the alternate rule to MDM is the Times/Palin Rule: it was an honest mistake.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at February 16, 2022 11:46 AM (Ynyl9)

293 The Canadian police are knocking on doors interrogating as to pro-Trucker movement comments on social media.


I wish they'd come knock on my door.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 16, 2022 11:46 AM (4Xhwa)

294 Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at February 16, 2022 11:40 AM (RoIW/)

I'm a big fan of Alice in Chains from the Layne Staley years, but I've heard everything multiple times. But then Apple music suggested something I had totally forgotten about.

Mad Season. Side project. Made my frickin day.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 16, 2022 11:46 AM (Y5qcH)

295 It most likely would entail having your entire life ruined with only the slimmest chance that 5 -25 years down the line it is at least recognized that what happened to you was somewhat wrong.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 16, 2022 11:43 AM (TDj17)

Oh, I know I would be in the shit. 'Entail' was the wrong word. I mean, what would I have to do to violate this mis- , dis-, mal-information rule?

Posted by: troyriser at February 16, 2022 11:46 AM (+UKMq)

296 Nothing is as lame as a band that reacts badly to being parodied by Al. I think Redhotchiliepeppers didn't handle it well. Many see it as a compliment, but some take their selves too seriously and thus are perfect for parody.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 16, 2022 11:43 AM (fpNLg)

Yabba-Dabba-Do Now..

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 16, 2022 11:46 AM (TDj17)

297 This brunette in her underwear gleefully spreads MDM:
https://is.gd/Z2gn7G
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 16, 2022 11:40 AM (DU+/6)

It's been nearly two months since Christmas. That underwear must be getting pretty ripe. She should shuck it off.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2022 11:46 AM (P3gRi)

298 This brunette in her underwear gleefully spreads MDM:
https://is.gd/Z2gn7G

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 16, 2022 11:40 AM (DU+/6)

-------

Is that a piercing or an umbilical cord in her belly button?

/Can already hear the retorts "You we're looking at her belly button?"

Posted by: ShainS -- Keep on HONKING in the Free World! at February 16, 2022 11:46 AM (JfQmR)

299 Even by journalistic standards, this is a bit much:

https://tinyurl.com/3ynzwnus

Posted by: Eeyore at February 16, 2022 11:46 AM (R0Tis)

300 Posted by: banana Dream at February 16, 2022 11:43 AM (fpNLg)

One of the cowriters of "Like a Virgin" actually helped Weird Al with "Like a Surgeon." As far as he was concerned, once Weird Al "did" your song, you'd Made it."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 16, 2022 11:46 AM (njfCw)

301 Brave Block Element for the win~!

Eat shit monkeys!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 16, 2022 11:46 AM (zWpOF)

302 287 Sounds like things are coming to a head in Ottawa.

https://tinyurl.com/2p8da4vb

Posted by: JackStraw at February 16, 2022 11:45 AM (ZLI7S)

If everybody kept doing it and got arrested, where would the police put everybody?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 16, 2022 11:46 AM (ynpvh)

303

President Joe Biden is ordering the release of Trump White House visitor logs to the House committee investigating the riot of Jan. 6, 2021, once more rejecting former President Donald Trump's claims of executive privilege.

The committee has sought a trove of data from the National Archives, including presidential records that Trump had fought to keep private. The records being released to Congress are visitor logs showing appointment information for individuals who were allowed to enter the White House on the the day of the insurrection.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2022 11:46 AM (63Dwl)

304 I'll give you more than good thoughts!!!
Posted by: ... at February 16, 2022 11:44 AM (y2ouh)


I knew I could count on you, ellipses.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 16, 2022 11:47 AM (Ez6QX)

305 Posted by: Jordan61

You got'em !

Posted by: JT at February 16, 2022 11:45 AM (arJlL)

I'm in too! I'll double what JT does!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at February 16, 2022 11:47 AM (RoIW/)

306 They couldn't totally destroy the world over the first Mr. Neutron, Trump. So, they have lined up another Mr. Neutron to destroy the world over.

No free speech if we tell you your speech is serving Putin.

This is just as valid as we can punch you if we call you a Nazi first.

Posted by: Axeman at February 16, 2022 11:47 AM (xjV3I)

307
Wow, shit you learn here. i just picked up a cool 'Gas Monkey' shirt at Goodwill and now i know it's a bar.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at February 16, 2022 11:44 AM (RoIW/)



Well, it's a car customizing shop in Dallas. Richard Rawlings had a show on Discovery, I think, about the trials and tribulations in the custom auto industry for a spell. Then he got into food and music venues.

Gas Monkey was the shop, or still is, I guess. Show was Fast 'n Loud. The Bar and Grill spawned from that. They used to have one at the international D terminal at DFW Airport.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 16, 2022 11:47 AM (Zz0t1)

308 269 Quick OT - I had a lung cancer screening this morning (just a routine screening now that I am Of An Age, not because they think something is wrong). I would appreciate good thoughts.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 16, 2022 11:43 AM (Ez6QX)

Anti-cancer vibes headed your way!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 16, 2022 11:47 AM (II3Gr)

309 272 Nothing is as lame as a band that reacts badly to being parodied by Al. I think Redhotchiliepeppers didn't handle it well. Many see it as a compliment, but some take their selves too seriously and thus are perfect for parody.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 16, 2022 11:43 AM (fpNLg)

=========

I love the story of how Al got permission to do the parody of Smells like Teen Spirit. Victoria Jackson, who had worked with Al on UHF, was still on SNL when Cobain guested on the show. Al called Jackson during the show or rehearsals (not sure which, though I think it was the show), and Jackson got Cobain on the phone for Al.

Cobain loved the idea but questioned whether the song would be about food.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 16, 2022 11:47 AM (LvTSG)

310 Jordan61 - Prayers of course and good thoughts!!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 16, 2022 11:47 AM (Msys3)

311 298 This brunette in her underwear gleefully spreads MDM:
https://is.gd/Z2gn7G
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 16, 2022 11:40 AM (DU+/6)
-------
Is that a piercing or an umbilical cord in her belly button?
/Can already hear the retorts "You we're looking at her belly button?"
Posted by: ShainS -- Keep on HONKING in the Free World! at February 16, 2022 11:46 AM (JfQmR)

Well, it kinda pops-out in the pic...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 16, 2022 11:47 AM (ynpvh)

312 Posted by: JackStraw at February 16, 2022 11:45 AM (ZLI7S)

the Ambassador Bridge protesters were told to leave at 7pm but the area wasn't cleared til the next day so this could take some time

Posted by: kallistx at February 16, 2022 11:47 AM (DJFLF)

313 Even by journalistic standards, this is a bit much:

https://tinyurl.com/3ynzwnus
Posted by: Eeyore at February 16, 2022 11:46 AM (R0Tis)
++++
There are no journalistic standards.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 16, 2022 11:48 AM (DU+/6)

314 Can still remember being a young married and my ex and his best friend and I were watching mTV, and for the first time we saw the beginning of Eat It, where the guy slaps the other guy on the back and makes him spill his coffee. We all just went WHAT?!, and died laughing.

Posted by: skywch at February 16, 2022 11:48 AM (sKjat)

315 Old Yeller was a bad dog...Pool janitor gave me a 5 foot piece of choke chain and after work I went out and said, 'look pal', but it was too late. Out behind the gymnasium I took him on. Corn Pop saw the whole thing, and he backed off right away and we ended up fast friends. Later we dumped the creature on some woman's porch.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 16, 2022 11:48 AM (sNTrl)

316 Quick OT - I had a lung cancer screening this morning (just a routine screening now that I am Of An Age, not because they think something is wrong). I would appreciate good thoughts.
Posted by: Jordan61


Prayers ma'am.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 16, 2022 11:48 AM (4Xhwa)

317 I wonder what it would take for an ordinary citizen to violate and challenge this unconstitutional violation of the 1st Amendment--violate it enough to get arrested for it, I mean.

If I knew what that would entail, I would do it. Go big or go home, I guess.

Posted by: troyriser at February 16, 2022 11:42 AM (+UKMq)

As an individual, you'll be deplatformed and silenced by big tech before you're ever arrested. But if you want to take it up a notch and organize a convoy or create your own media platform, then you might get the actual government's attention.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at February 16, 2022 11:48 AM (wBpKf)

318 >>> The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration says it issued a final rule allowing what's called "adaptive driving beam headlights" on new vehicles. It will go into effect when published in the Federal Register in the next few days.

The new lighting regulation also comes more than 1 1/2 years ahead of a requirement in the bipartisan infrastructure law passed by Congress last year, NHTSA said.
Posted by: SMOD at February 16, 2022 11:43 AM (RHGPo)


They had those on rental cars in Europe when I was there. I hated them. Whatever you adjust them to it will take over and point them down when a car approaches you, then you can't see from their light and the fact that your light is effectively dimmed now. I was happy when I figured out how to turn that crap off. I'm a big boy, I know how to turn my brights off when a car approaches, I don't need any "help".

Posted by: banana Dream at February 16, 2022 11:48 AM (fpNLg)

319 Didn't Coolio lose his shit when he got parodied by Weird Al?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 16, 2022 11:48 AM (SgKhl)

320 Sounds like things are coming to a head in Ottawa.

https://tinyurl.com/2p8da4vb

Posted by: JackStraw at February 16, 2022 11:45 AM (ZLI7S)
---
Did Madonna show up?

Oh--a head!

Posted by: Axeman at February 16, 2022 11:48 AM (xjV3I)

321 President Joe Biden is ordering the release of Trump White House visitor logs to the House committee investigating the riot of Jan. 6, 2021, once more rejecting former President Donald Trump's claims of executive privilege.

The committee has sought a trove of data from the National Archives, including presidential records that Trump had fought to keep private. The records being released to Congress are visitor logs showing appointment information for individuals who were allowed to enter the White House on the the day of the insurrection.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2022 11:46 AM (63Dwl)

compared to his crime bill, Joe's regret meter will be off the charts on this decision

Posted by: REDACTED at February 16, 2022 11:49 AM (us2H3)

322 This morning, the local news had a blurb on a Fort Smith cop recovering from a stabbing. They showed the body cam from the incident. If anybody doesn't believe in the 21' rule, they should see it. Cop had his gun drawn and the perp, a killer in a domestic, still managed to get the knife in. Cop got a round in the guy.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 16, 2022 11:49 AM (lz5hY)

323 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 16, 2022 11:46 AM (ynpvh)

one of the organizers got word that the "authorities" are planning to plant firearms on the protesters in Ottawa

Posted by: kallistx at February 16, 2022 11:49 AM (DJFLF)

324 This brunette in her underwear gleefully spreads MDM:
https://is.gd/Z2gn7G

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 16, 2022 11:40 AM (DU+/6)


A Christmas gift the un-wraps itself? Brilliant!

Posted by: Archer at February 16, 2022 11:49 AM (gmo/4)

325 277 Cookie Monster speed metal.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 16, 2022 11:44 AM (Zz0t1)


You asked for it...

https://youtu.be/z666Pn7q1Mo

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at February 16, 2022 11:49 AM (DTX3h)

326 So Joe did the following in his dog adventure:

1) Trespassed
2) Illegal Dumping
3) Use of government resources to commit a crime
4) Elderly Abuse

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 16, 2022 11:43 AM (SgKhl)


5) Unlawful handling of food

Posted by: Barak Obama at February 16, 2022 11:49 AM (lD3vL)

327 sharing information and intelligence with our partners across every level of government and in the private sector.

So, one of Fascism's defining characteristics was a partnership between Government, and Industry, to further the interests of the State.

sharing intelligence with partners in the private sector.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 16, 2022 11:49 AM (oHd/0)

328 323 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 16, 2022 11:46 AM (ynpvh)

one of the organizers got word that the "authorities" are planning to plant firearms on the protesters in Ottawa

Posted by: kallistx at February 16, 2022 11:49 AM (DJFLF)

Nothing illegal or immoral about that. Move along, nothing to see...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 16, 2022 11:49 AM (ynpvh)

329 I'm a big fan of Alice in Chains from the Layne Staley years, but I've heard everything multiple times. But then Apple music suggested something I had totally forgotten about.

Mad Season. Side project. Made my frickin day.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 16, 2022 11:46 AM (Y5qcH)

Well I'm gonna try again to enjoy metal but I'm an old guy stuck in the 60's.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at February 16, 2022 11:50 AM (RoIW/)

330 I was happy when I figured out how to turn that crap off. I'm a big boy, I know how to turn my brights off when a car approaches, I don't need any "help".
Posted by: banana Dream at February 16, 2022 11:48 AM (fpNLg)

Yeah, I turn off the adaptive lights when I drive our 2021 minivan at night. So dang annoying. Always afraid I will get pulled over because the brights are effectively on while in town.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 16, 2022 11:50 AM (TDj17)

331 It's not the crime, it's the severity of the charges.

Posted by: ... at February 16, 2022 11:50 AM (y2ouh)

332 Sounds like things are coming to a head in Ottawa.

https://tinyurl.com/2p8da4vb
Posted by: JackStraw at February 16, 2022 11:45 AM (ZLI7S)
++++
It's odd that they call out specifically that failure to comply and disperse can lead to the inability to cross the border with the USA. That's a not so subtle combination of "your livelihood is toast" and "you have nowhere to run."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 16, 2022 11:50 AM (DU+/6)

333 >>> I love the story of how Al got permission to do the parody of Smells like Teen Spirit. Victoria Jackson, who had worked with Al on UHF, was still on SNL when Cobain guested on the show. Al called Jackson during the show or rehearsals (not sure which, though I think it was the show), and Jackson got Cobain on the phone for Al.

Cobain loved the idea but questioned whether the song would be about food.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 16, 2022 11:47 AM (LvTSG)


I really like Victoria. She's my favorite SNL alum. It's nearly impossible to find videos of her bits. All the other lame chicks that came later are easy. But it's like she's been erased. I think she became an unperson deplorable.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 16, 2022 11:51 AM (fpNLg)

334
You asked for it...

https://youtu.be/z666Pn7q1Mo
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at February 16, 2022 11:49 AM (DTX3h)



LMFAO.


The fact that the woman on the album cover has unfired bullets embedded in her head makes it that much better.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 16, 2022 11:51 AM (Zz0t1)

335 This morning, the local news had a blurb on a Fort Smith cop recovering from a stabbing. They showed the body cam from the incident. If anybody doesn't believe in the 21' rule, they should see it. Cop had his gun drawn and the perp, a killer in a domestic, still managed to get the knife in. Cop got a round in the guy.

Let me guess, the Cop didn't get off the 'X'.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 16, 2022 11:51 AM (lD3vL)

336 Is he planning to just claim its powers, but never complete the process of implementing it?

Emergency War Powers for use against the citizens. 'Bold move, Cotton...'

Posted by: t-bird at February 16, 2022 11:51 AM (vOGqy)

337 The committee has sought a trove of data from the National Archives, including presidential records that Trump had fought to keep private. The records being released to Congress are visitor logs showing appointment information for individuals who were allowed to enter the White House on the the day of the insurrection.

--

And when nothing of interest is found, will they apologize for their brazen idiocy and nefarious objectives? Better yet, commit suicide?

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 16, 2022 11:51 AM (sVtYq)

338 "Trudeau's plan to seize bank accounts of his political enemies has spooked the financial industry, which now regards Canada as unreliable and lawless as Venezuela. A requirement to spy on customers and seize funds without a hearing or legal recourse"

Posted by: SMOD at February 16, 2022 11:51 AM (RHGPo)

339 So Joe did the following in his dog adventure:

1) Trespassed
2) Illegal Dumping
3) Use of government resources to commit a crime
4) Elderly Abuse

*

I'm guessing once you take possession of a corpse of an animal that's covered by at least two or three local, state, and federal regulations as well.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - did you wonder about the sciinz behind the D about face? at February 16, 2022 11:51 AM (A4cav)

340
Well I'm gonna try again to enjoy metal but I'm an old guy stuck in the 60's.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at February 16, 2022 11:50 AM (RoIW/)



Mad Season isn't metal. It's grunge-ish rock. Not too bad. Yes, one that's easily forgotten, for some reason.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 16, 2022 11:52 AM (Zz0t1)

341 'Coming to a Head in Ottawa' could be a band name.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at February 16, 2022 11:52 AM (RoIW/)

342 In my entire adult life, democrats have been trying to censor basically everything.

John Denver and Dee Snyder certainly made an interesting pair when Tipper got out over her skis.

Posted by: MJ at February 16, 2022 11:52 AM (zwDuR)

343 Why is Mannix 's monkey hairless?
Did Fraudci experiment on him?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 16, 2022 11:52 AM (lCui1)

344 Jordan61 at February 16, 2022 11:43 AM (Ez6QX)


JORDAN SMASH CANCER!

- Hulk

Posted by: Archer at February 16, 2022 11:52 AM (gmo/4)

345 That's a not so subtle combination of "your livelihood is toast" and "you have nowhere to run."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 16, 2022 11:50 AM (DU+/6)


They all understood the consequences going in. That's why these guys are heroes. Modern day Patrick Henrys.

Posted by: kallistx at February 16, 2022 11:52 AM (DJFLF)

346 I really like Victoria. She's my favorite SNL alum. It's nearly impossible to find videos of her bits. All the other lame chicks that came later are easy. But it's like she's been erased. I think she became an unperson deplorable.

They probably removed her stuff after her "There's a Communist in the White House" video.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 16, 2022 11:53 AM (SchxB)

347 "regime media"

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 16, 2022 11:53 AM (44ww/)

348

Mad Season isn't metal. It's grunge-ish rock. Not too bad. Yes, one that's easily forgotten, for some reason.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 16, 2022 11:52 AM (Zz0t1)

Ok, I'm in later today. I have painting to do. Metal just makes me want to paint.. "FUCK IT ALL!!!!" on all the walls.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at February 16, 2022 11:53 AM (RoIW/)

349 Let me guess, the Cop didn't get off the 'X'.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 16, 2022 11:51 AM (lD3vL)

Probably. The better video is of the female cop who retreated off the X as she was putting holes in the perp. Cleared a jam and continued to make holes until he quick advancing.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 16, 2022 11:53 AM (IflZ6)

350 It's odd that they call out specifically that failure to comply and disperse can lead to the inability to cross the border with the USA. That's a not so subtle combination of "your livelihood is toast" and "you have nowhere to run."

I like the deference to Due Process that has been jettisoned. The dragnet approach is so soviet.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 16, 2022 11:54 AM (lD3vL)

351 So, if I understand this, in order for the Canadian "Emergency Powers Act" to go into effect, the Federal legislature has to vote to approve it within seven days of it being invoked. But when asked about this in Parliament, Trudeau refused to answer, per CTH.

Yes it needs Parliament's approval.

And he didn't just refuse to answer, he walked out.

Posted by: kallistx at February 16, 2022 11:54 AM (DJFLF)

352 hey joe, glad you didn't take the joyless scold's advice to not post hotties. HQ wouldn't be the same without them.

Posted by: pqdestelle at February 16, 2022 11:54 AM (YdEcD)

353
Ok, I'm in later today. I have painting to do. Metal just makes me want to paint.. "FUCK IT ALL!!!!" on all the walls.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at February 16, 2022 11:53 AM (RoIW/)



Not something for intricate detail painting, no.....

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 16, 2022 11:54 AM (Zz0t1)

354 You guys are the best. I quit smoking (again) the first week of December. Hoping it sticks this time.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 16, 2022 11:54 AM (Ez6QX)

355 really like Victoria. She's my favorite SNL alum. It's nearly impossible to find videos of her bits. All the other lame chicks that came later are easy. But it's like she's been erased. I think she became an unperson deplorable.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 16, 2022 11:51 AM (fpNLg)

Yeah she's totally based.

Posted by: ... at February 16, 2022 11:54 AM (y2ouh)

356 Have no energy or time
to do a modestly dressed girl conservative rebuttal of the boobie babe of the day.
So I guess we'll have babes all day long. Whoooray. I really do think we ought to have a side link where some of the men can talk about which babe they'd most like to give a "pearl necklace" on.



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2022 11:54 AM (ZbN2M)

357 I would appreciate good thoughts.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 16, 2022 11:43 AM (Ez6QX)

May your routine screening be boring and unremarkable

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 16, 2022 11:55 AM (lCui1)

358 all of them

Posted by: pqdestelle at February 16, 2022 11:55 AM (YdEcD)

359 Posted by: pqdestelle at February 16, 2022 11:54 AM (YdEcD)
++++
I don't think that's fair. Fen is not a joyless scold in the slightest. She just finds the thread girls annoying. Fair enough. Her response to it is humorous.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 16, 2022 11:55 AM (DU+/6)

360 275 245 This brunette in her underwear gleefully spreads MDM:
https://is.gd/Z2gn7G
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 16, 2022 11:40 AM (DU+/6)

MDMA, some penicillin and thou
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 16, 2022 11:44 AM (XvPQV)

And they say romance is dead...

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 16, 2022 11:56 AM (II3Gr)

361 Good thoughts to you, Jordan61!!

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 16, 2022 11:56 AM (sVtYq)

362 PA government might be coming off of vaccine passports and mask mandates but, giving BLM a pre-primary break this spring, the public schools in and around the cities and in the collar counties have become the new battle zones. (For example, Conestoga High School in Chester County.) And now it becomes more personal with children going after other children.

That and an abundance of news articles in print, on air about alleged immune-compromised people and the stresses they encounter dealing with the unmasked and unvaccinated.

Posted by: Lola at February 16, 2022 11:56 AM (xjz83)

363 So Joe did the following in his dog adventure:

1) Trespassed
2) Illegal Dumping
3) Use of government resources to commit a crime
4) Elderly Abuse


I'm guessing he broke his oath and every campaign promise, as well.

Posted by: t-bird at February 16, 2022 11:56 AM (1vynn)

364 wasn't talkin bout fen

Posted by: pqdestelle at February 16, 2022 11:56 AM (YdEcD)

365 Why is Mannix 's monkey hairless?
Did Fraudci experiment on him?


Who said that it is a monkey? That is once a regular human that became Pfizer's long term trial participant in the mRNA Clot Shot.

Gene therapy can be a bitch at times.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 16, 2022 11:56 AM (lD3vL)

366 340 Mad Season isn't metal. It's grunge-ish rock. Not too bad. Yes, one that's easily forgotten, for some reason.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 16, 2022 11:52 AM (Zz0t1)


I, too, dig Staley-era AiC as well as Mad Season. However, I've got to be in the right mindset to listen to them: typically drunk and introspective.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at February 16, 2022 11:56 AM (DTX3h)

367 You guys are the best. I quit smoking (again) the first week of December. Hoping it sticks this time.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 16, 2022 11:54 AM (Ez6QX)



https://youtu.be/0RKXqpVQdS4

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 16, 2022 11:56 AM (Zz0t1)

368 Cop got a round in the guy.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 16, 2022 11:49 AM (lz5hY)

And killed him.

Well done.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 16, 2022 11:56 AM (XIJ/X)

369 You know you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to spuds

Posted by: Brian Stelter at February 16, 2022 11:56 AM (63Dwl)

370 You guys are the best. I quit smoking (again) the first week of December. Hoping it sticks this time.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 16, 2022 11:54 AM (Ez6QX)


You can do it! I quit smoking for the last time at 40 - I'm now 65. It is hard but you can do it!

Posted by: Archer at February 16, 2022 11:57 AM (gmo/4)

371 Just for the sake of argument

Posted by: yoeman at February 16, 2022 11:57 AM (BYNHj)

372 "Trudeau's plan to seize bank accounts of his political enemies has spooked the financial industry, which now regards Canada as unreliable and lawless as Venezuela. A requirement to spy on customers and seize funds without a hearing or legal recourse"

Posted by: SMOD"


I like that he was lectured about freedom by el presidente of El Salvadore. rudeau will probably try death squads next.

Posted by: Ripley at February 16, 2022 11:57 AM (MxEKc)

373
I, too, dig Staley-era AiC as well as Mad Season. However, I've got to be in the right mindset to listen to them: typically drunk and introspective.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at February 16, 2022 11:56 AM (DTX3h)



Yes, late career Lane Staley stuff is kinda dark, for sure.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 16, 2022 11:57 AM (Zz0t1)

374 372 "Trudeau's plan to seize bank accounts of his political enemies has spooked the financial industry, which now regards Canada as unreliable and lawless as Venezuela. A requirement to spy on customers and seize funds without a hearing or legal recourse"

Posted by: SMOD"

=========

This tickles me. This is what they want. They want government to have unprincipled and unbridled power, and then all of a sudden they get it.

Screw them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 16, 2022 11:58 AM (LvTSG)

375 369 You know you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to spuds
Posted by: Brian Stelter at February 16, 2022 11:56 AM (63Dwl)

Look, not sure anyone has told you this yet, but Don Lemon is NOT interested in you. No, it does not matter how much you kiss his rear.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 16, 2022 11:58 AM (TDj17)

376 The joyless scold asked him to not post babes for ONE day and you know what-nobody in my entire life had called me a joyless scold except for people t for her over boobie babes so I'll take that criticism for what' it's worth- which is zilch. have a nice day

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2022 11:58 AM (oUNeL)

377 266 So Joe did the following in his dog adventure:

1) Trespassed
2) Illegal Dumping
3) Use of government resources to commit a crime
4) Elderly Abuse

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 16, 2022 11:43 AM (SgKhl)

--------

"Come on, man! Somebody had to take care of Corn Dog ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Keep on HONKING in the Free World! at February 16, 2022 11:58 AM (LX/aE)

378 This tickles me. This is what they want. They want government to have unprincipled and unbridled power, and then all of a sudden they get it.

Screw them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 16, 2022 11:58 AM (LvTSG)
++++
Unbridled state power was supposed to be a force for good! This war had such promise!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 16, 2022 11:58 AM (DU+/6)

379 Not something for intricate detail painting, no.....

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 16, 2022 11:54 AM (Zz0t1)

well I did fail Anger Management Class so theres that.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at February 16, 2022 11:59 AM (RoIW/)

380 You guys are the best. I quit smoking (again) the first week of December. Hoping it sticks this time.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 16, 2022 11:54 AM (Ez6QX)


You can do it! I quit smoking for the last time at 40 - I'm now 65. It is hard but you can do it!

--

My dad smoked Kents for over 50 years and quit cold turkey. That was about 20 years ago. He's now 86, doing fine, and never had a craving come back. It's got to be a hard thing to do, so I applaud anybody who decides to give it up. Ironically, I detested his (and my mom's) smoking all my kid/teen life so much that I never had any inclination to smoke.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 16, 2022 11:59 AM (sVtYq)

381 378 Unbridled state power was supposed to be a force for good! This war had such promise!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 16, 2022 11:58 AM (DU+/6)

========

"Wait...you're going to abuse your power?! You cheated endlessly to gain power and you're going to not use it for good?! I did not see this coming!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 16, 2022 12:00 PM (LvTSG)

382 I know this puts me in a minority but fake boobies are tiresome. I think ladies make themselves less attractive with them.

Posted by: ... at February 16, 2022 12:00 PM (y2ouh)

383 well I did fail Anger Management Class so theres that.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at February 16, 2022 11:59 AM (RoIW/)

You think that's bad? I failed a personality test.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 16, 2022 12:00 PM (II3Gr)

384 They're built like that; that's why they can tear an arm off a man.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 16, 2022 11:33 AM (ynpvh)

Family friend was a professor that worked with Chimps. He said he had a young male (35 lbs) on leash and it climbed a tree. The prof pulled on the leash to get him down and the chimp pulled him up off the ground.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 16, 2022 12:00 PM (k/TB6)

385 Jake Tapper continues his "I'm a serious reporter not like those other guys" tour on CNN by attacking the Biden Administration's Afghanistan report.

https://tinyurl.com/mryy6txj

Hilariously he follows the old pattern of "the King is good but misled by his ministers"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2022 12:01 PM (KZzsI)

386 Joe is a pastlighter

allthough in his case, it's not for an innocent reason

Posted by: REDACTED at February 16, 2022 12:01 PM (us2H3)

387 Quitting smoking was easy. I did it 100 times.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 16, 2022 12:01 PM (UuD2k)

388 typically drunk and introspective.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at February 16, 2022 11:56 AM (DTX3h)

I could do drunk and introspective.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at February 16, 2022 12:01 PM (RoIW/)

389 Hilariously he follows the old pattern of "the King is good but misled by his ministers"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2022 12:01 PM (KZzsI)

Biden can not fail, he can only be failed.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 16, 2022 12:01 PM (TDj17)

390 You think that's bad? I failed a personality test.

You should have treated it like Kobayashi Maru test.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 16, 2022 12:01 PM (lD3vL)

391 the public schools in and around the cities and in the collar counties have become the new battle zones. (For example, Conestoga High School in Chester County.) And now it becomes more personal with children going after other children.


just FYI, there is no local HS more full of the kids of rich assholes than Stoga

sigh.

OKAY - to be fair, Stoga is a ridiculously overcrowded school. And it's SO nimby around there in Wayne/Devon they will never find land for a new school. so it's packed like sardines.

that's not why the kids are being douchy about masks and such tho. it's their Elite Professional parents.

Posted by: Black Orchid at February 16, 2022 12:02 PM (j9HX3)

392 363 So Joe did the following in his dog adventure... Posted by t-bird

--------------------
The poor 1st Mrs. JRB Sr. She and all three of their children didn't deserve him.

Posted by: Lola at February 16, 2022 12:02 PM (xjz83)

393
You think that's bad? I failed a personality test.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 16, 2022 12:00 PM (II3Gr)



I've just failed.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 16, 2022 12:02 PM (Zz0t1)

394 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2022 11:58 AM (oUNeL)

don't sweat it, FS. It may have escaped your attention, because you are a very polite pyrsyn, but this forum is populated with more than one a-hole or a hundred

Posted by: kallistx at February 16, 2022 12:02 PM (DJFLF)

395 You guys are the best. I quit smoking (again) the first week of December. Hoping it sticks this time.

You can do it, I know you can.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2022 12:02 PM (KZzsI)

396 I know this puts me in a minority but fake boobies are tiresome. I think ladies make themselves less attractive with them.

--

What's not to like about a couple of widely-spaced grapefruit stapled onto a thin girl's body? It's a good look!

/s

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 16, 2022 12:02 PM (sVtYq)

397 well I did fail Anger Management Class so theres that.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at February 16, 2022 11:59 AM (RoIW/)


You are one of the most chill people I know.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 16, 2022 12:02 PM (Ez6QX)

398 >really like Victoria. She's my favorite SNL alum. It's nearly impossible to find videos of her bits.


so I went to EweToob and searched 'victoria jackson'

there's plenty of video

Posted by: DB - I will not comply. at February 16, 2022 12:02 PM (geLO8)

399 370 Standing duty NCO, had to drive our skipper to a meeting. He tells me " go ahead and smoke. I've quit four times and it's been 5 years but I still like 'em".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 16, 2022 12:02 PM (lz5hY)

400
I've just failed.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 16, 2022 12:02 PM (Zz0t1)

Damn...I felt that.
*melancholy fistbump of understanding*

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 16, 2022 12:03 PM (II3Gr)

401 Who called Fen joyless? Let me at em!!!!

Posted by: ... at February 16, 2022 12:03 PM (y2ouh)

402 You think that's bad? I failed a personality test.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 16, 2022 12:00 PM (II3Gr)


Well personally I hate to see a sick mind go sour and get better, so don't go a changin'.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at February 16, 2022 12:03 PM (RoIW/)

403 That top photo is disturbing! Uncanny valley; is it real or a statue?

Posted by: squeakywheel at February 16, 2022 12:04 PM (pMv+f)

404 Fen is not a joyless scold. She's one of the most decent people who post here.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 16, 2022 12:04 PM (sVtYq)

405 What's not to like about a couple of widely-spaced grapefruit stapled onto a thin girl's body? It's a good look!

/s
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 16, 2022 12:02 PM (sVtYq)

*checks crawlspace*
Can confirm.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 16, 2022 12:04 PM (II3Gr)

406 Joe is a pastlighter

allthough in his case, it's not for an innocent reason
Posted by: REDACTED at February 16, 2022 12:01 PM (us2H3)

Well, his farts are too wet to light.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2022 12:04 PM (P3gRi)

407 You can do it! I quit smoking for the last time at 40 - I'm now 65. It is hard but you can do it!

Posted by: Archer at February 16, 2022 11:57 AM (gmo/4)


Thanks, Archer! I'm feeling pretty good about it this time.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 16, 2022 12:05 PM (Ez6QX)

408 Posted by: ... at February 16, 2022 12:03 PM (y2ouh)

you know who was "joyless"? All the characters on Mad Men, that's who.

Posted by: kallistx at February 16, 2022 12:05 PM (DJFLF)

409 by: Reuben Hick at February 16, 2022 11:54 AM (lD3vL)

351 So, if I understand this, in order for the Canadian "Emergency Powers Act" to go into effect, the Federal legislature has to vote to approve it within seven days of it being invoked. But when asked about this in Parliament, Trudeau refused to answer, per CTH.

Yes it needs Parliament's approval.

And he didn't just refuse to answer, he walked out.
Posted by: kallistx at February 16, 2022 11:54 AM (DJFLF)

Yes, Parliament must vote to CONTINE the powers. But until Parliament votes, he has those powers apparently. Makes sense if you are facing Nucleoid War (yes, just watched Grease 2, why do you ask)... but not for a non violent bunch of Parking Violations.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 16, 2022 12:05 PM (oHd/0)

410 It's truthful information that is being "misconstrued" or "taken out of context" or whatever other crap they want to attribute to it

well, that would be the end of the late night talk shows. all they DO is take things out of context...

/s

is that "s" really necessary?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 16, 2022 12:05 PM (8D42x)

411 >>> My dad smoked Kents for over 50 years and quit cold turkey. That was about 20 years ago. He's now 86, doing fine, and never had a craving come back. It's got to be a hard thing to do, so I applaud anybody who decides to give it up. Ironically, I detested his (and my mom's) smoking all my kid/teen life so much that I never had any inclination to smoke.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 16, 2022 11:59 AM (sVtYq)


My mom smoking inoculated me from ever wanting to try it. I had allergies to cigarettes, not from the tobacco but the processed paper they're wrapped in, and when she quit my allergies definitely became tamer. I never even entertained the idea after that.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 16, 2022 12:05 PM (fpNLg)

412 Gaslighter
Pastlighter
Gauleiter

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 16, 2022 12:05 PM (6FeV1)

413 Fen was kiddign around with Joe yesterday about taking a day off because she was counterpointing his links to babes. it was funny.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at February 16, 2022 12:06 PM (RoIW/)

414 That top photo is disturbing! Uncanny valley; is it real or a statue?
Posted by: squeakywheel at February 16, 2022 12:04 PM (pMv+f)
++++
I have no idea. I wanted an unsettling ape, and the Horde delivered (though I don't remember who recommended that one).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 16, 2022 12:06 PM (DU+/6)

415 Bonus: RCMP broke the living fvck out of three convoy excavators
Posted by: kallistx

i don't care who was ordered to vandalize those excavators, if they were mine...the vandal's house and that if the cocksucker that ordered it, would be receiving the same kind of 'render unable to be used in a protest' treatment.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 16, 2022 12:06 PM (IJES/)

416
Damn...I felt that.
*melancholy fistbump of understanding*
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 16, 2022 12:03 PM (II3Gr)



Bro....

*starts secret handshake*

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 16, 2022 12:06 PM (Zz0t1)

417 334 The fact that the woman on the album cover has unfired bullets embedded in her head makes it that much better.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 16, 2022 11:51 AM (Zz0t1)


Heh. That'd be a depiction of the band leader, Tim Lambesis. If the dummy hadn't attempted to put a hit out on his wife at the time, we'd have more Austrian Death Machine goodness...

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at February 16, 2022 12:06 PM (DTX3h)

418 By their very definition, "malinformation" is just an Inconvenient Truth...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 16, 2022 12:06 PM (6FeV1)

419 Wasn't is reported that WWIII was going to start today? How is that not MDM?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 16, 2022 12:06 PM (UuD2k)

420 you know who was "joyless"? All the characters on Mad Men, that's who.

Pretty much every TV show that's been put out in the last 20 years is joyless. Its grinding misery in all these "serious" dramas from Breaking Bad to The Wire to Boardwalk Empire to Mad Men and beyond. One soulless misery after another.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2022 12:07 PM (KZzsI)

421 Didn't Coolio lose his shit when he got parodied by Weird Al?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 16, 2022 11:48 AM (SgKhl)

---

Yes he did. As I recall, Al's people got permission from whatever record label had the rights to Gangsta's Paradise, but they didn't talk to Coolio.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 16, 2022 12:07 PM (SdkPJ)

422 >.I have no idea. I wanted an unsettling ape, and the Horde delivered (though I don't remember who recommended that one).

Posted by: Joe Mannix



it's certainly grotesque

Posted by: DB - I will not comply. at February 16, 2022 12:07 PM (geLO8)

423 Thanks, Archer! I'm feeling pretty good about it this time.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 16, 2022 12:05 PM (Ez6QX)

I stopped smoking by switching to a pipe. i dint inhale and eventually, not lighting it. Hubby might like the pipe smell.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at February 16, 2022 12:08 PM (RoIW/)

424 That top photo is disturbing! Uncanny valley; is it real or a statue?

I think it is a very dead, preserved corpse of an ape.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2022 12:08 PM (KZzsI)

425 ---

Yes he did. As I recall, Al's people got permission from whatever record label had the rights to Gangsta's Paradise, but they didn't talk to Coolio.
Posted by: Darth Randall at February 16, 2022 12:07 PM (SdkPJ)



Which makes the fact that Coolio's first big hit was a cover song that much more funny.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 16, 2022 12:08 PM (Zz0t1)

426
I, too, dig Staley-era AiC as well as Mad Season. However, I've got to be in the right mindset to listen to them: typically drunk and introspective.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at February 16, 2022 11:56 AM (DTX3h)


Yes, late career Lane Staley stuff is kinda dark, for sure.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 16, 2022 11:57 AM (Zz0t1)


Funny how there were five great voices in the grunge movement (Cobain, Cornell, Staley, Weiland and Vedder), but the only one who survived is the most boring, least interesting of them.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 16, 2022 12:08 PM (n+4am)

427 >> Wasn't is reported that WWIII was going to start today? How is that not MDM?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe



I know, right
I was promised a war
what a gyp

Posted by: DB - I will not comply. at February 16, 2022 12:08 PM (geLO8)

428 Posted by: Romeo13 at February 16, 2022 12:05 PM (oHd/0)

Fidel's boy has no idea what he has started.

The rest of the world, including the USA, are ditching mandates and restrictions while he is declaring war on his citizens.

Posted by: kallistx at February 16, 2022 12:09 PM (DJFLF)

429 My mom quit too late at age 78. She's now 82 but has COPD and needs oxygen at night. I tried to get her to quit since 1994 because I knew this would eventually be the result.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 16, 2022 12:09 PM (IflZ6)

430 My smoking story: I was big time into sports all through HS and college and never smoked. After college in the Navy, I started to smoke - I could be wrong, but I think that smokes were $.10/pack at sea. That morphed into smoking until age 40 when I quit during a 60 mile canoe trek through the Adirondacks. I thought I might die from cravings, but I was able to quit. now at 65 I'm glad I did. It is never too late to quit.

Posted by: Archer at February 16, 2022 12:09 PM (gmo/4)

431
Funny how there were five great voices in the grunge movement (Cobain, Cornell, Staley, Weiland and Vedder), but the only one who survived is the most boring, least interesting of them.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 16, 2022 12:08 PM (n+4am)



True.

Bad thing for Weiland was he was MUCH better when he was high, limiting his chances of survival.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 16, 2022 12:09 PM (Zz0t1)

432 I have no idea. I wanted an unsettling ape, and the Horde delivered (though I don't remember who recommended that one).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 16, 2022 12:06 PM (DU+/6)
******
Well, It's hideous, that's for sure.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 16, 2022 12:10 PM (NpAcC)

433 Didn't Coolio lose his shit when he got parodied by Weird Al?

That's pretty much the epitome of jerk right there. How could you not view an Al Yankovic parody as anything but the height of your popularity and musical career? No only because Yankovic is so brilliant and likable, but because it means your song has become so popular and well-known that people will know what a parody is supposed to be about.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2022 12:10 PM (KZzsI)

434 >>> so I went to EweToob and searched 'victoria jackson'

there's plenty of video
Posted by: DB - I will not comply. at February 16, 2022 12:02 PM (geLO


I see that now but I'm pretty sure I was doing a search about a year ago for the bit where she is an alien greeting earth people and she's explaining how women from her planet developed eyes on their breasts so they could make eye contact with men when speaking to them. It took me forever to find it or a lot of her other bits. But, yeah, I see a lot of returns now.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 16, 2022 12:10 PM (fpNLg)

435 "Malinformation" is the most pernicious of the categories. As we all know from social media, and their "fact checkers", virtually anything can be labelled "malinformation" -- even if it is true -- provided that it contradicts the mainstream narrative.

The mainstream narrative is the "missing context".

Posted by: Revenant at February 16, 2022 12:10 PM (Q+K8B)

436 Yes it needs Parliament's approval.

And he didn't just refuse to answer, he walked out.
Posted by: kallistx at February 16, 2022 11:54 AM (DJFLF)
===

Apparently that was the 4th time in two weeks he had done that. He never answers any questions directly either. Just repeats a set of talking points. The video of Piere Pollivere (sp) asking him about the WE charity scandal is a good example of this.

Posted by: Augustine at February 16, 2022 12:10 PM (BDZWU)

437 Some people can't take a joke. Also Weird Al is white. Oh, you don't think that's what it was?

Posted by: ... at February 16, 2022 12:10 PM (y2ouh)

438 433 Didn't Coolio lose his shit when he got parodied by Weird Al?

That's pretty much the epitome of jerk right there. How could you not view an Al Yankovic parody as anything but the height of your popularity and musical career? No only because Yankovic is so brilliant and likable, but because it means your song has become so popular and well-known that people will know what a parody is supposed to be about.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2022 12:10 PM (KZzsI)

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"Gangster's Paradise" was too serious. It was above parody. It should not have been touched for it was holy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 16, 2022 12:10 PM (LvTSG)

439 i don't care who was ordered to vandalize those excavators, if they were mine...the vandal's house and that if the cocksucker that ordered it, would be receiving the same kind of 'render unable to be used in a protest' treatment.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 16, 2022 12:06 PM (IJES/)

The FedGov's "stuff" is now fair game.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2022 12:11 PM (P3gRi)

440 419 Wasn't is reported that WWIII was going to start today? How is that not MDM?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 16, 2022 12:06 PM (UuD2k)

/sits in his bunker...

Oh... I don't know...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 16, 2022 12:11 PM (oHd/0)

441 Nood.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 16, 2022 12:11 PM (khAeP)

442 Fidel's boy has no idea what he has started.

The rest of the world, including the USA, are ditching mandates and restrictions while he is declaring war on his citizens.
Posted by: kallistx at February 16, 2022 12:09 PM (DJFLF)

Yeah there is an old saying something like " when small men start to cast long shadows the sun is going down"

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 16, 2022 12:11 PM (M+Lyo)

443 "Gangster's Paradise" was too serious. It was above parody. It should not have been touched for it was holy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 16, 2022 12:10 PM (LvTSG)

*snicker*

I suppose Coolio was a special guest star on that Fox Space Marine show that lasted 2 seasons.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 16, 2022 12:12 PM (TDj17)

444 Oh, you don't think that's what it was?

Probably a large part of it.

I am sure Biden is going to take credit for preventing WW3, somehow.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2022 12:12 PM (KZzsI)

445 >But, yeah, I see a lot of returns now.

Posted by: banana Dream


she was so cute on SNL
apparently she has put on some pounds of late

Posted by: DB - I will not comply. at February 16, 2022 12:12 PM (geLO8)

446 apparently she has put on some pounds of late

Still cute. She had a nice face, but what made her so attractive was her sweet-seeming nature and attitude.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2022 12:13 PM (KZzsI)

447 Wasn't is reported that WWIII was going to start today?


Point of parliamentary order:

In my opinion, WW1 was 1914 -1918, WW2 was 1939 -1945 and WW3 was 1945 - 1991.

WW4 hasn't started yet.

Posted by: Archer at February 16, 2022 12:13 PM (gmo/4)

448 433
I don't know how Coolio found out about the parody. So I cut him some slack.
If he was watching TV and it came on and all his friends were laughing at him over it, I could see blowing up.
Still immature but more understandable.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 16, 2022 12:13 PM (Hszs6)

449 Posted by: Augustine at February 16, 2022 12:10 PM (BDZWU)

I the Canadian Parliament does not immediately give a No Confidence vote... Canada is done IMO.

There is a way out, but the Politicians need to have some courage here... and I'm not seeing it yet.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 16, 2022 12:13 PM (oHd/0)

450 Explain how this ends without heads in baskets.
Voting?
HAAAAAA HA HA HA HA!!

Posted by: Clear Eyed Killer at February 16, 2022 12:13 PM (5mIZs)

451 Have no energy or time to do a modestly dressed girl conservative rebuttal of the boobie babe of the day.
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Years ago here, some of us 29-somethings were talking about cheerleaders, especially from the colder climes. Heavy sweaters, etc. They were still cute as bugs, but it was very different. I think kdabear had some really cute cheerleader pix of old-timey girls in the woolies.

It was fun.

Posted by: mustbequantum at February 16, 2022 12:14 PM (MIKMs)

452 I the Canadian Parliament does not immediately give a No Confidence vote... Canada is done IMO.

There is a way out, but the Politicians need to have some courage here... and I'm not seeing it yet.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 16, 2022 12:13 PM (oHd/0)
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#twoweeks

Posted by: Augustine at February 16, 2022 12:15 PM (BDZWU)

453 391 that's not why the kids are being douchy about masks and such tho. it's their Elite Professional parents.
Posted by: Black Orchid

Yes, you're absolutely right. It's about power and status. I feel for all of the kids being dragged into politics.

Posted by: Lola at February 16, 2022 12:15 PM (xjz83)

454 Funny how there were five great voices in the grunge movement (Cobain, Cornell, Staley, Weiland and Vedder), but the only one who survived is the most boring, least interesting of them.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur



I agree. I'd add Andrew Wood too.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 16, 2022 12:16 PM (sAmhv)

455 The journalists that received a Pulitzer for their Russia/Trump collusion stories need to give their awards back for their disinformation, otherwise the Pulitzer is an award for fiction.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 16, 2022 12:17 PM (NpAcC)

456 Fen is not a joyless scold. She's one of the most decent people who post here.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 16, 2022 12:04 PM (sVtYq)

Fen's a treasure, far from joyless and certainly no scold.

Posted by: troyriser at February 16, 2022 12:17 PM (+UKMq)

457 298 This brunette in her underwear gleefully spreads MDM:
https://is.gd/Z2gn7G

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 16, 2022 11:40 AM (DU+/6)

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Is that a piercing or an umbilical cord in her belly button?

/Can already hear the retorts "You we're looking at her belly button?"
Posted by: ShainS -- Keep on HONKING in the Free World!

There are two kinds of people. those who see that photo and think she's slipping the strap down, and those who think she's putting it up. The look on the face gives it away.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at February 16, 2022 12:17 PM (kfcYC)

458 >>> she was so cute on SNL
apparently she has put on some pounds of late
Posted by: DB - I will not comply. at February 16, 2022 12:12 PM (geLO


Happens to the best of us. She was adorable on SNL. I think she's a neet, nice fun person.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 16, 2022 12:20 PM (fpNLg)

459 Weird Al always got the artist's permission so I don't know how true the Coolio story is.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 16, 2022 12:21 PM (IflZ6)

460 I quit smoking (again) the first week of December. Hoping it sticks this time.
Posted by: Jordan61
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Sip cold water and, if you get antsy, keep your hands busy. (I can just imagine the comments but...) Hold a pencil, do crossword puzzles, paint a picture.

Boredom & fatigue are enemies.

Posted by: Lola at February 16, 2022 12:23 PM (xjz83)

461 Joe Mannix

Your ape is beautiful. (Sniff!)

See Buck? That is how it is done!

Posted by: Justin Castreau at February 16, 2022 12:37 PM (ZW1rs)

462 shit like this is why I now oppose the Patriot Act

Posted by: Big Star at February 16, 2022 12:43 PM (Modkf)

463 Festering problems plaguing California are weighing down Newsom's standing with voters, as concerns about Covid recede.
-- Homelessness and crime stand out as areas of greatest criticism -- by Mark DiCamillo, Director, Berkeley IGS Poll
https://t.co/kwiVhKEsd6

Californians are now about evenly divided in their appraisals of Newsom's overall performance as governor. The latest poll finds 48% of the state's voters approving, with 16% approving strongly and 32% approving somewhat. However, nearly as many (47%) disapprove, 31% of whom say they disapprove strongly.

At present, 36% now believe California is moving in the right direction, while 54% feel it is on the wrong track. This represents a 10-point decline in the proportion of voters who feel the state is moving in the right direction from May 2021.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at February 16, 2022 12:46 PM (MFZ8i)

464 I haven't read the content yet, but I have to say that hairless chimp freaks me out.

Posted by: Syracuse1989 at February 16, 2022 01:08 PM (exm8+)

465 Dammit joe get rid of that hideous ape.

Posted by: DaveA at February 16, 2022 01:28 PM (FhXTo)

466 #465
You mean Kamala?

Posted by: Clear Eyed Killer at February 16, 2022 04:44 PM (aBBMN)

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