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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (2/13/22) Pre-Valentine's Day Edition
Quote I "It's critically important to make sure that transgender and nonbinary youth not only feel supported but valued and affirmed for who they are," Democratic congresswoman Angie Craig (Minn.)
Quote II This is about an uprising of everyday citizens in democracies around the world. It’s not just Canada, it’s not the United States, it’s western Europe, too, rising against the biggest threat to actual democracy, which I think is the rise of this managerial class in democracies around the world that are crushing the will of everyday people through bureaucracies.” Entrepreneur Vivek Ramaswamy
Quote III "The outcome of this incident has placed an even larger divide in my [child’s] lack of trust in law enforcement.This is exactly the wrong relationship and is a dangerous precursor for [their] future." Cathy Austin of Burlington, VT
Probably a Cloggenstein originally from Brattleboro.
Quote IV “The department issued these officers old and deteriorated beanbag rounds,” So rather than coming out as a soft beanbag they came out as a hardened projectile…so you had rioters who were seriously injured by these beanbags and it shouldn’t have happened but it’s not the officers fault it’s management’s fault.” “It’s probably a very righteous personal injury case. But it doesn’t make the officers’ actions illegal or a criminal offense.” Attorney Doug O’Connell
We've heard about the immigration of Californians to Texas. Meet James who did it the other way around.
A man said he moved from Texas to become homeless in San Francisco because the California city’s government is paying him $620 per month and hundreds more in food stamps while he sells Narcan and subscribes to Amazon Prime and Netflix on his cell phone. The homeless man, James, claims it took him just one phone call to get government assistance including hundreds of dollars in cash and about $100 in food stamps, according to the Daily Mail. ‘Free money’ is motivation to stay homeless, said the man living on the streets of San Francisco since June. ‘This right now is literally by choice, literally by choice, If we’re going to be realistic, they pay you to be homeless here,’ James told Michael Shellenberger, the author of San Fransicko. The book argues that the city’s progressive leaders have made homelessness, crime and inequity worse. ‘F**king phone call bro… Two hundred food stamps and $620 cash a month. Forget about it. Why wouldn’t I do it? You know, it’s f**king free money dude,’ James said.The joys of a government provided living wage.
Privatise the moon to help wipe out poverty on Earth say economistsGovernments cause poverty and addiction.
The Adam Smith Institute believes the moon should be divided into parcels of land each of which is assigned to a different country, then nations would then be able to rent out plots The Adam Smith Institute believes the satellite 239,000 miles away should be divided into parcels of land each of which is assigned to a different country. Nations would then be able to rent out smaller plots to tycoons and businesses. Cash from outer space property rights would boost the global economy and help reduce world poverty, according to the financial thinktank. Experts reckon the move would also help clean up space which is littered with 3,000 dead satellites, 34,000 pieces of junk bigger than 10cm and millions of smaller bits. Because no-one owns space nobody bothers to clean it up.
I Hired A Sex Worker To Save My Marriage. Here's How It Changed Our Lives.Happy Valentine's Day.
"A few weeks after seeing Francesca, I visited her a second time — with my husband."
When is not enough?
Oh that little old man who bought a lithium battery for his cordless tool. Well he can go piss up a rope.
There are no easy solutions for class action lawyers whose settlements have been delayed by objectors’ appeals. Just ask the plaintiffs' lawyers who obtained $113.5 million in settlements for lithium ion battery purchasers. Last December, U.S. District Judge Yvonne Gonzalez Rogers in Oakland, California,approved a final round of agreements with defendants in the antitrust class action, awarding about $40.5 million in fees and expenses to class counsel from Lieff Cabraser Heimann & Bernstein; Hagens Berman Sobol Shapiro; and Cotchett, Pitre & McCarthy. Rogers also granted $220,000 in fees to the Hamilton Lincoln Law Institute, which had persuaded the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in 2019 that the settlement allocation formula must take into account differences in state laws governing recovery for consumers with antitrust claims. (The case alleges a price-fixing cartel that overcharged for batteries used in cell phones, camcorders, cordless power tools and other products.)
The Hamilton Lincoln Law Institute, headed by Ted Frank, has appealed the fee award to class counsel. Lieff, Cotchett and Hagens Berman, in turn, have appealed the award to Frank’s group. It’s fair to say that there is no love lost between these factions.
Speaking of lithium batteries..........
Rare form of sulfur offers a key to triple-capacity EV batteries As electric vehicles continue to grow in popularity, scientists see great potential in lithium-sulfur batteries as a more environmentally friendly way to power them. This is because they don't rely on the same expensive and difficult-to-source raw materials, such as cobalt, but other problems relating to their stability has held the technology back so far. Engineers at Drexel University have made a breakthrough they say takes these batteries closer to commercial use, by leveraging a rare chemical phase of sulfur to prevent damaging chemical reactions.
What else is Pfzier not telling us?
FDA Acting Director Janet Woodcock and an underling stated: “The U.S. Food and Drug Administration has been notified by Pfizer that new data have recently emerged regarding its emergency use authorization request for the use of the Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 Vaccine in children 6 months through 4 years of age. As part of its rolling submission, the company recently notified the agency of additional findings from its ongoing clinical trial. Based on the agency’s preliminary assessment, and to allow more time to evaluate additional data, we believe additional information regarding the ongoing evaluation of a third dose should be considered as part of our decision-making for potential authorization.Therefore, the FDA is postponing the Vaccines and Related Biological Products Advisory Committee meeting originally scheduled for Feb. 15.”
Shooting up a 6 month old infant with an unproven rushed vaccine is child abuse.
Born on this day February 9,1950 - Peter Gabriel
English singer-songwriter, record producer Peter Gabriel, with Genesis who had the 1974 UK No.21 single 'I Know What I Like In Your Wardrobe'. Gabriel left Genesis in 1975 to launch his solo career and had the 1986 US No.1 & UK No.4 single 'Sledgehammer' from the 1986 UK No.1 & US No.2 album So. Gabriel has been a champion of world music for much of his career. He co-founded the WOMAD festival in 1982. via thisdayinmusic.com
On this day: February 9, 2002 - Waylon Jennings
American country singer, songwriter Waylon Jennings died in his sleep after a lengthy fight with diabetes. He was bassist for Buddy Holly following the break-up of The Crickets. Released a series of duet albums with Willie Nelson in the late 1970s. Scored the 1980 US No.21 single 'Theme From The Dukes Of Hazzard', he was also the narrator on the television series. Member of The Highwaymen with Willie Nelson, Johnny Cash and Kris Kristofferson. via thisdayinmusic.com
Alaska State Troopers say that the pilot of an aircraft which was located after a crash near hostaer Pass on Feb. 6 has been located safely, but not before thousands of dollars were expended in search efforts for the man. Troopers wrote in an online dispatch that members of the Alaska Wildlife Troopers, Alaska Air National Guard, and volunteer Civil Air Patrol began searching for a downed aircraft after an Emergency Locator Transmitter was activated east of the Parks Highway near the communities of Willow and Talkeetna on Feb. 6. Following the signal, no distress calls or reports of downed aircraft came in, but the Civil Air Patrol began looking for downed aircraft with eight volunteer members over multiple days, who searched for five hours in the air and 13 hours on the ground when severe weather hampered aerial searches.
He might not be a Super Bowl victor today. But he is Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
11-year-old Audrey Soape lost her father and grandfather last year and was feeling sad about the upcoming daddy-daughter dance at her church in Round Rock, Texas. Audrey's mom, Holly, wanted to do something special for her daughter, so she reached out to their favorite NFL player, Anthony Harris, to ask if he would take Audrey to the dance. Much to her surprise, he said yes.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: mot at February 13, 2022 09:46 PM (FmeBQ)
Posted by: mot at February 13, 2022 09:47 PM (FmeBQ)
Posted by: Half Dozen at February 13, 2022 09:49 PM (dJs6r)
--Entrepreneur Vivek Ramaswamy
Vivec was a pretty good dude in Morrowind, too
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2022 09:49 PM (KZzsI)
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Posted by: Zettai at February 13, 2022 09:52 PM (0YmkE)
Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at February 13, 2022 09:54 PM (2lMU6)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~Honk! Honk! Let's Geau Brandeau!~ at February 13, 2022 09:54 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: GWB at February 13, 2022 09:54 PM (zVf5b)
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2022 09:54 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Half Dozen at February 13, 2022 09:55 PM (cqvSd)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 13, 2022 09:55 PM (zWpOF)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 13, 2022 09:56 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Sandy at February 13, 2022 09:56 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Some Rat at February 13, 2022 09:56 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: DynamiteDan at February 13, 2022 09:57 PM (355sA)
Posted by: Some Rat at February 13, 2022 09:56 PM (r1z5A)
I would rather have swamp land in FL or LA.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2022 09:57 PM (aA3+G)
In keeping with the above, this week is "Sex Week" at OSU.
https://www.sexweekatosu.org/what-we-do/
Disgusting. Pervs, pedos, and freaks.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 13, 2022 09:57 PM (mD/uy)
"A few weeks after seeing Francesca, I visited her a second time - with my husband."
==
why would she hire a female sex worker ?
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2022 09:58 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: runner
Sorry, it's now the equivalent of Florida swamp land.
Posted by: Some Rat at February 13, 2022 09:58 PM (r1z5A)
Quote II is what needs to happen. The tyranny is in plain sight, but we have too many hooked on SOMA and TV.
And the good news is San Francisco is attracting all the people you want to leave town, so it serves a purpose.
Your mystery click brings back memories of very cute girls at concerts surrounded by jocks. Who would not let me
Thank you, Misanthropic Humanitarian.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 13, 2022 09:58 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 13, 2022 09:59 PM (u82oZ)
Good for Stafford.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 13, 2022 09:59 PM (ufFY8)
Sorry, it's now the equivalent of Florida swamp land.
Posted by: Some Rat at February 13, 2022 09:58 PM (r1z5A)
fine, I claim Saturn and all its satelites
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2022 10:00 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Some Rat at February 13, 2022 10:00 PM (r1z5A)
But it didn't decrease their trust in you, who called the cops over a vape? Hmmmmmm.
Posted by: GWB at February 13, 2022 10:00 PM (zVf5b)
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2022 10:00 PM (V13WU)
Nope. That's the responsibility of their parents. Those kids' private lives are none of my business and not my responsibility. Also, not the business of Congress, Angie.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 13, 2022 10:00 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~Honk! Honk! Let's Geau Brandeau!~ at February 13, 2022 09:54 PM
Is there something you would like to share Teh Horde, Dear Commissar?
Posted by: Zettai at February 13, 2022 10:01 PM (0YmkE)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 13, 2022 10:01 PM (vEZXe)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 13, 2022 10:01 PM (mD/uy)
I've already decided the Bengals are going to win. I'll sit back down in a bit and see if that's a good prediction.
LA players seemed to be a bit down as they came out at the start of the game. Curious.
Posted by: boynsea at February 13, 2022 10:01 PM (sshap)
Posted by: Zettai at February 13, 2022 10:01 PM (0YmkE)
Posted by: Doof at February 13, 2022 10:01 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
HA!! I could just see you in LA!
Posted by: Some Rat at February 13, 2022 10:01 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Sandy at February 13, 2022 09:56 PM (VxC1e)
Don't make me stop the car and come over there, Sandy!
Posted by: Conor at February 13, 2022 10:01 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: wing at February 13, 2022 10:02 PM (PlW9M)
Pablo was booked 6 months out.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 13, 2022 09:59 PM (u82oZ)
The Paolo, how you say, ha tempo, always has time.
Posted by: The Paolo at February 13, 2022 10:02 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 13, 2022 10:02 PM (8m0t4)
Posted by: ... at February 13, 2022 10:02 PM (dscaa)
Angie Craig is a tyrant.
No one can demand I call them what they want. Not even my wife. Although it helps to have a comfortable man cave if it comes to that.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 13, 2022 10:02 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Zettai at February 13, 2022 10:01 PM (0YmkE)
Not at thith time Zettai!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 13, 2022 10:03 PM (hOUT3)
Inquiring minds want to know.
Posted by: Farmer at February 13, 2022 10:03 PM (55Qr6)
Did we get qan EMP pulse? some of my local cameras are down .. internet is kinda slow. Smart TV not working ...
ET, phone home.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 13, 2022 10:03 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 13, 2022 10:03 PM (KFhLj)
"A few weeks after seeing Francesca, I visited her a second time - with my husband."
==
why would she hire a female sex worker ?
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2022 09:58 PM (V13WU)
When a woman and a woman love each other very much......
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 13, 2022 10:04 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 13, 2022 10:04 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: Theodore at February 13, 2022 10:04 PM (GJnvT)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 13, 2022 10:04 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at February 13, 2022 10:05 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Garth Stonehocker at February 13, 2022 10:05 PM (gWAUD)
But it didn't decrease their trust in you, who called the cops over a vape? Hmmmmmm.
Posted by: GWB at February 13, 2022 10:00 PM (zVf5b)
Who let's their emotionally troubled child consider them self binary? Dumb bitch.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2022 10:05 PM (aA3+G)
So, they won't be able to hear your Tesla coming, but they can smell it!
Posted by: GWB at February 13, 2022 10:05 PM (zVf5b)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie
Brand new stadium, largest TV market, tons of disposable income....I wonder...
Posted by: Some Rat at February 13, 2022 10:05 PM (r1z5A)
"A few weeks after seeing Francesca, I visited her a second time - with my husband."
==
why would she hire a female sex worker ?
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2022 09:58 PM (V13WU)
Maybe Congresswoman Angie could address that, since she seems to be concerned about other people's sexual eccentricities.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 13, 2022 10:06 PM (+lVUW)
Met a couple today, Greeks, she 60s he 70s, have lived in the Chicago area all their adult lives, and have been in the restaurant biz a long long time.
If you know Chicagoland, you know a big segment of all the restaurants that are not chains are owned by Greeks.
You name a suburb, just about any one of them, and they know a couple of the restaurant owners there. They know everyone in Greektown down on Halstead.
Why are the restaurants so hurting for help, almost 700 days into this pandemic disruption, I asked.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at February 13, 2022 10:06 PM (KiBMU)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 13, 2022 10:04 PM
Go on...
Posted by: Zettai at February 13, 2022 10:06 PM (0YmkE)
Posted by: Theodore at February 13, 2022 10:06 PM (GJnvT)
https://bit.ly/3rKQAwm
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at February 13, 2022 10:05 PM (FVME7)
Fixed.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2022 10:06 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: dartist at February 13, 2022 10:07 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 13, 2022 10:02 PM (8m0t4)
Really, it was 1 Ref TD a piece in the 2nd half. Cincy lost that game when their O-Line fell apart in the 2nd half. Rams D should be the MVPs of the game b/c they won it...but they won't be...
Kupp had the clutchest plays, so he'd be my "you have to give it to an O player" MVP...
Posted by: Nova local at February 13, 2022 10:07 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Theodore at February 13, 2022 10:07 PM (GJnvT)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 13, 2022 10:08 PM (5P6Lv)
Posted by: illiniwek at February 13, 2022 10:08 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Mr Gaga at February 13, 2022 10:06 PM (KiBMU)
..and they said ???
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2022 10:08 PM (V13WU)
Fun fact on EMP. You could be in a field of grain, and as long as you have a digital watch you can tell if an EMP pulse goes by. If the wavefront (with 10 nanosecond rise time) has enough power it will blank a digital watch, and then it resets.
Good times, good times. That watch still works.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 13, 2022 10:08 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: GWB at February 13, 2022 10:08 PM (zVf5b)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at February 13, 2022 10:08 PM (FVME7)
Hell, if I were a homeless junkie from Michigan, I'd move to California in a heartbeat. I think I'd pick LA though. They probably have better winters, and I hear they give out all kinds of free shit, like tents and blankets,.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 13, 2022 10:09 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2022 10:09 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, HONK! Believing in America at February 13, 2022 10:09 PM (973h7)
Whatever. Was a great concert. Smallish venue. Great acoustics. Amazing visuals.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2022 10:09 PM (U2p+3)
I'm not a gambler but I do watch that Fox betting show occasionally. Clay Travis is on it but that's not why to watch. The delightful and smokin' hot Alex Curry is the host.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 13, 2022 10:09 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2022 10:09 PM (4fSQf)
Whatever. Was a great concert. Smallish venue. Great acoustics. Amazing visuals.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2022 10:09 PM (U2p+3)
Sounds awesome!
Posted by: Doof at February 13, 2022 10:10 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Theodore
Saw about 30 secs of it when I turned on the TV and the service defaulted to it.
Posted by: Some Rat at February 13, 2022 10:10 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2022 10:10 PM (V13WU)
I hope so, just because I worked in the Superdome when the Saints was da Aint's
Posted by: Miklos, Original Hoo Dat at February 13, 2022 10:10 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Obelisk at February 13, 2022 10:10 PM (Ojki1)
He's not talking about the family members who work in their family business restaurants, or the hardworking Greek waitstaff and kitchen work immigrants that have some loyalty to their patron owners.
He is talking about all the rest, and he says they are largely of a class that has tasted the flow from the teat of uncle sugar so long now that they will NEVER go back to work, even as bennies shrink or disappear.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at February 13, 2022 10:11 PM (KiBMU)
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2022 10:09 PM (V13WU)
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All it needed was fresh bushings.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 13, 2022 10:11 PM (VxC1e)
"Thus say the Lord:
Cursed is the man who trusts in human beings,
who seeks his strength in flesh,
whose heart turns away from the Lord."
- Jeremiah 17:5
Posted by: Tonypete at February 13, 2022 10:11 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 13, 2022 10:11 PM (dA9eR)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 13, 2022 10:11 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: nerdygirl
And waterfront!
Posted by: Some Rat at February 13, 2022 10:11 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: dartist at February 13, 2022 10:12 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Mr Gaga at February 13, 2022 10:11 PM (KiBMU)
Best part, they will always reliably vote D, no matter what!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 13, 2022 10:12 PM (hOUT3)
Go clean a river or graffiti or something.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2022 10:12 PM (4fSQf)
Why you might ask?
One safety plant inspector recieved a threat.
The entire market for avocados(which I happen to love) sut down by the US government because one plant safety inspector recieved a threat.
These people are insane.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 13, 2022 10:12 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:43 PM Comments
Burlington is probably nuttier than Brattleboro. Remember, it has a university in town!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2022 10:12 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Do you try to get kicked out of guitar stores the same way I insist on closing a bar?
Posted by: Miklos, benn kicked out of bars on Five (5) continents at February 13, 2022 10:13 PM (QzkSJ)
The person answering the phone at the restaurant just laughed at her.
My friend replied: "OK, how about the 15th?"
The person answering the phone was horrified that my friend considered the 15th to be an adequate replacement for Valentine's Day.
My friend: "Look, I've been married for a long time."
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 13, 2022 10:13 PM (I2/tG)
Wouldn't that be transphobic, celebrating who they really are?
Posted by: t-bird at February 13, 2022 10:13 PM (AytXr)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 13, 2022 10:14 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Do you try to get kicked out of guitar stores the same way I insist on closing a bar?
Posted by: Miklos, benn kicked out of bars on Five (5) continents at February 13, 2022 10:13 PM (QzkSJ)
I don't know why they hate FreeBird and Stairway.
Asshoes
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2022 10:14 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: The ARC of History!
I read somewhere Subway is an option.
Posted by: Some Rat at February 13, 2022 10:15 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 13, 2022 10:15 PM (ufFY8)
My dear sharron, one lowly bureaucrat is more important than a entire nation of 340 million people that gets healthy on avocados. Just ask him.
More data that the current federal government leadership want you and America to die.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 13, 2022 10:15 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 13, 2022 10:15 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Don King...somehow still on this side of the grass at February 13, 2022 10:16 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Zettai at February 13, 2022 10:16 PM (0YmkE)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2022 10:16 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Classic Dad Style at February 13, 2022 10:16 PM (QzkSJ)
If only there was somewhere you could read articles or watch videos about pretty much every part of the human sexual experience you wanted to know about. If only!
Posted by: NBC at February 13, 2022 10:16 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 13, 2022 10:13 PM (I2/tG)
^^Made me laugh. Long marriage for the win! :-)
Posted by: Iris at February 13, 2022 10:16 PM (6lKe4)
I thought a story came out saying there was no such thing.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 13, 2022 10:17 PM (ufFY8)
---------------
I'm tired of Bureaucratic Government I'm tired of egalitarian thinking. We take the moon, we own the moon.
If you want to visit the moon -> get a visa.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 13, 2022 10:17 PM (vEZXe)
Hmm...he didn't like to go to the local men's only gym on friday nights did he?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2022 10:17 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: NBC at February 13, 2022 10:16 PM (ESjRY
These days? Kindergarten.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2022 10:17 PM (4fSQf)
I moved our Valentine's Day to February 2. Which was the day I proposed. It works fine.
I will not let my life be driven by entrenched marketing.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 13, 2022 10:17 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: JT at February 13, 2022 10:17 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 13, 2022 10:17 PM (dA9eR)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
We really need to bring back chain gangs, and not those Nancy road clean up crews.
Posted by: Some Rat at February 13, 2022 10:17 PM (r1z5A)
More data that the current federal government leadership want you and America to die.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Exactly. An avocado a day keeps the statins away.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 13, 2022 10:18 PM (Y+l9t)
It already is divided up. Every country that has planted a flag has a share.
Posted by: t-bird at February 13, 2022 10:18 PM (AytXr)
I think the current science is "no its not real" but...women I've had the opportunity to, uh, search for it with, tell me it is real and well, the proof is in the pudding.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2022 10:18 PM (ESjRY)
Not really a memorable one among the bunch.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 13, 2022 10:18 PM (r5z1z)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 13, 2022 10:19 PM (ufFY8)
Good for Stafford.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 13, 2022 09:59 PM (ufFY
Yeah, I was kind of rooting for Cincy because of Burrow. But feel good for Stafford.
Posted by: Javems at February 13, 2022 10:19 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Some Rat at February 13, 2022 10:17 PM (r1z5A
If you run for office, I'll vote for you. Twice.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2022 10:19 PM (4fSQf)
Did India actually go because I remember them saying they were going to...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2022 10:20 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 13, 2022 10:20 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 13, 2022 10:20 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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It used to have a college...
How soon we forget, Jane Sanders.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2022 10:20 PM (lDew/)
KA BOOM
Posted by: Braenyard at February 13, 2022 10:20 PM (vEZXe)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 13, 2022 10:20 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2022 10:21 PM (ESjRY)
The joys of a government provided living wage.
Yep. Let's elect more leftists so we get more of this. I'm sure there's no point at which it becomes, y'know, utterly unsustainable.
Evening, Mis Hum, 'ettes, and 'rons. At least the Superb Owl game was competitive.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at February 13, 2022 10:21 PM (v23vE)
America, and the World, needs more 80s movies in which the dweeb-ass stays in the locker and loses any hope of a chick.
Posted by: "Miklos", who played the asshole in all 80s Tenn Movies and then became a Republican at February 13, 2022 10:21 PM (QzkSJ)
gov. kay ivy had a campaign commercial here in 'bama during the woke eff elll shite show. evidently the 'fringe' left here is pissy about it. phuck 'em.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 13, 2022 10:21 PM (dAOVt)
Posted by: Some Rat at February 13, 2022 10:11 PM (r1z5A)
Well, when you don't have a bathroom the waterfront comes in handy.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 13, 2022 10:21 PM (+lVUW)
and a fourth, and a fifth, and a sixth
Posted by: Braenyard at February 13, 2022 10:22 PM (vEZXe)
Amazing how a few years of being shit on by the NFL has changed by perspective on "must see TV".
Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2022 10:22 PM (ESjRY)
They've been researching Li-S for a long time. The stability of that rare phase will be interesting to read about.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 13, 2022 10:22 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: runner
Hubby offered to go halfsies?
Posted by: Some Rat at February 13, 2022 10:00 PM (r1z5A)
Evidently female anatomy is really complicated.
Posted by: Javems at February 13, 2022 10:22 PM (AmoqO)
a better life awaits you offworld!
Posted by: Blimpvertisement at February 13, 2022 10:22 PM (edU/H)
Posted by: Theodore at February 13, 2022 10:22 PM (GJnvT)
Posted by: Peter Gibbons at February 13, 2022 10:22 PM (Ojki1)
How soon we forget, Jane Sanders.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
I fart in your general direction
But nothing personal
Here is come again, comrades!
Posted by: Bernie, with farts that smell of cabbage and Communism at February 13, 2022 10:24 PM (QzkSJ)
I will grieve with you that Mahomes to Kelce was not this game.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 13, 2022 10:24 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at February 13, 2022 10:24 PM (FVME7)
Most big blue city women I've known are at least a little curious about playing for the other team. This is a way to do that, keep her husband happy, and claim she was doing it to better understand herself or whatever crap lefty women say to justify these things.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2022 10:24 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Do you try to get kicked out of guitar stores the same way I insist on closing a bar?
Posted by: Miklos, benn kicked out of bars on Five (5) continents at February 13, 2022 10:13 PM (QzkSJ)
I don't know why they hate FreeBird and Stairway.
Asshoes
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2022 10:14 PM (4fSQf)
Because when you have spent as many hours as I have in guitar stores over the years you would have back in the day experienced the 1000's of different versions of those songs from "budding" guitar players, and 90% of it is crap. They murder the songs. No biggie from where I sit, but the poor bastards that work in the store have to deal with it day...after day...after day...after day.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2022 10:24 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 13, 2022 10:24 PM (u82oZ)
Not much new. He is spending less time under the bed and more time wanting to be petted. Also, the toy I bought a while ago (fixed track with a ball in it) is getting a lot of use in the early morning hours, after he was initially kind of scared by it.
He's a beautiful boy and I love him. And apparently others love him too, as I've heard many folks say that "Robert" is a great name for a cat. "I love it!" (neighbor)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 13, 2022 10:24 PM (m0zqP)
Posted by: dartist at February 13, 2022 10:24 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2022 10:25 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2022 10:25 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 13, 2022 10:25 PM (vEZXe)
Posted by: Some Rat at February 13, 2022 10:25 PM (r1z5A)
If/when we get to the point where you can colonize other planets, the Earth despotism will be ecstatic - all those bitter clingers leaving on their own!
And also it will be on a clock because it won't be long until the sons of Earth return to set it right.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2022 10:25 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Mr Gaga at February 13, 2022 10:06 PM (KiBMU)
..and they said ???
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2022 10:08 PM (V13WU)
I come from a land down under.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at February 13, 2022 10:26 PM (v23vE)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 13, 2022 10:26 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
I'm good for the beer and chips.
Posted by: Some Rat at February 13, 2022 10:26 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 13, 2022 10:26 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: Methos at February 13, 2022 10:26 PM (kOpft)
Based on observation of DaughterH's cats, the ball in a fixed track is a long term winner for cats, glad Robert has already started to enjoy it!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 13, 2022 10:26 PM (hOUT3)
The more energy that a battery can hold, the more dangerous it becomes. Lithium ion batteries are already fairly dangerous. If they short out, there is no way to put out the resulting fire. The proposed lithium sulfur battery has three times the energy.
The problem is having fuel and oxidizer in the same container. If a metal-air battery or other fuel-air battery could be developed, the danger would be less. As things are now, I would never trust a large high-powered battery pack.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 13, 2022 10:27 PM (2iDSr)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2022 10:24 PM (VwHCD)
Fine. Innagodadavida.
Turn it up to 11 boys!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2022 10:27 PM (4fSQf)
Last time I checked the labor participation rate was something like 61%.
Now some of that 39% are care givers for little kids or disabled family members but most of them are not.
But remember...low unemployment and the inflation is only temporary.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2022 10:27 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Miklos recalls something like that at February 13, 2022 10:27 PM (QzkSJ)
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If Mexico goes, they'll have a low rider lunar rover.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at February 13, 2022 10:27 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: mot at February 13, 2022 09:47 PM (FmeBQ)
Now I'm confused...
Posted by: Half Dozen
I stumbled upon a wide open ONT and was indulgent. My apologies to the horde.
Posted by: mot at February 13, 2022 10:27 PM (FmeBQ)
Posted by: Some Rat at February 13, 2022 10:28 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 13, 2022 10:26 PM (3cGpq)
Nothing personal, but you obviously do not understand the uber-State mentality!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 13, 2022 10:28 PM (hOUT3)
If/when we get to the point where you can colonize other planets, the Earth despotism will be ecstatic - all those bitter clingers leaving on their own!
And also it will be on a clock because it won't be long until the sons of Earth return to set it right.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2022 10:25 PM (ESjRY)
It would just be a replay of Europe sending all their deplorables over to America, and Australia.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2022 10:28 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 13, 2022 10:28 PM (Y+l9t)
May your NASA Sutra book get a workout as we head to space. We may need research for that.
Elon Musk is very driven to get to Mars. Hope he gets a select group off Earth. He also gave me the impression in the talk Friday that he would want to research that book.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 13, 2022 10:29 PM (u82oZ)
Last time I checked the labor participation rate was something like 61%.
Chicagoland is Cook County. Which has vax mandates to work. Which means a lot of folk can't work.
Which is just as well because we can't enter the restaurants to eat there, either.
Posted by: Methos at February 13, 2022 10:30 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Maybe duck l'orange because we could be dead ducks.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at February 13, 2022 10:30 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Jen the original at February 13, 2022 10:31 PM (AAgU+)
>Imma do borscht. It seems comforting and a fitting end to the Biden Administration's foreign policy.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 13, 2022 10:31 PM (dA9eR)
Posted by: butch at February 13, 2022 10:31 PM (cHvOo)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at February 13, 2022 10:31 PM (v23vE)
Her mom never got her one of THOSE books. We had one called "What Every Catholic Girl Should Know". It had a picture of Jesus on it. It managed to be pretty boring.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 13, 2022 10:31 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Some Rat
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So, you knew my ex.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 13, 2022 10:31 PM (vEZXe)
Posted by: Edward Gibbon at February 13, 2022 10:32 PM (QzkSJ)
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When it came out you could not stop hearing it somewhere, anywhere music was played. They killed it along with a few other tunes.
Posted by: dartist at February 13, 2022 10:32 PM (+ya+t)
If you ever want your mind blown read The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, Stranger in a Strange Land, and Starship Troopers right after each other.
Hard to believe it is the same author...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2022 10:32 PM (ESjRY)
Why you might ask?
One safety plant inspector recieved a threat.
The entire market for avocados(which I happen to love) sut down by the US government because one plant safety inspector recieved a threat.
These people are insane.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 13, 2022 10:12 PM (Y+l9t)
I recall the staff in Benghazi begging for extra security because of multiple threats. But hey, safety inspectors rate much higher, don't they?
Posted by: Moki at February 13, 2022 10:33 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: Jen the original
I wondered how water intensive avocado farming was.
Posted by: Some Rat at February 13, 2022 10:33 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Zettai at February 13, 2022 10:33 PM (Rc/RV)
Dang, I'm old.
Posted by: Infidel at February 13, 2022 10:33 PM (iFFK0)
Just nuke some popcorn.
And I haven't even done all my War Day shopping yet!
Have to look good when the Sarmat arrives, after all.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 13, 2022 10:33 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2022 10:33 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 13, 2022 10:31 PM (+lVUW)
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I'm not clear on what Jesus has to do with a gynecological self-tour.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 13, 2022 10:34 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2022 10:34 PM (zRqsJ)
Posted by: Moki at February 13, 2022 10:33 PM (JrN/x)
Great point.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2022 10:34 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2022 10:34 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 13, 2022 10:35 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: nerdygirl
!!!????....oh dear....
Posted by: Some Rat at February 13, 2022 10:35 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: dartist at February 13, 2022 10:32 PM (+ya+t)
Along with many Beatles tunes
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2022 10:35 PM (4fSQf)
Great point.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2022 10:34 PM (XIJ/X)
How are you, good sir?
Posted by: Moki at February 13, 2022 10:35 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 13, 2022 10:36 PM (7QnCd)
Last week in the break room on the TV was this kinda Little House on the Prairie movie. Madr the quip after one supervisor made a comment on the characters being rich, asked are they wearing shoes?
He goes,"oh my gawd the kids are wearing boots!" Later on the mother is looking at this glass window and he goes, "they must be millionaires they got stain glass windows!"
Obviously Hollywood has no idea of reality.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2022 10:37 PM (zRqsJ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2022 10:37 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Miklos, benn kicked out of bars on Five (5) continents at February 13, 2022 10:13
Our bosses closing statement we made 15 minutes before closing was...suck up and slide out. The Galery in Normal, IL., 70s was a lot of fun. Suzy Boggus got started there.
Posted by: Farmer at February 13, 2022 10:37 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 13, 2022 10:36 PM (7QnCd)
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If you put your money on Russian Invasion you lost.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 13, 2022 10:38 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 13, 2022 10:38 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2022 10:38 PM (zRqsJ)
3m
BREAKING: @GiveSendGo has been hacked and taken offline
Feb 14, 2022 · 3:35 AM UTC
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at February 13, 2022 10:39 PM (DTX3h)
If you mention to a liberal that small businesses can't get enough employees because people are being paid by government to not work, they say that businesses just need to pay more. I don't think that these geniuses understand that if businesses pay more, everything you buy will cost more.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 13, 2022 10:39 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2022 10:39 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2022 10:33 PM (4fSQf)
lol, brilliant ! I suspect it's the Poles who are freaking out the most.
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2022 10:40 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2022 10:40 PM (V13WU)
*Federal Pound You In The Ass Prison
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 13, 2022 10:41 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2022 10:41 PM (zRqsJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Good grief....
Posted by: Some Rat at February 13, 2022 10:41 PM (r1z5A)
If you mention to a liberal that small businesses can't get enough employees because people are being paid by government to not work, they say that businesses just need to pay more.
Also liberals: The only reason these businesses raise prices is because they are greedy!
Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2022 10:41 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Beavis at February 13, 2022 10:41 PM (qFDg6)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2022 10:42 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2022 10:42 PM (zRqsJ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2022 10:25 PM (U2p+3)
I didn't know it was a joke. I thought people truly wanted the bands to play it when the chant goes out.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 13, 2022 10:42 PM (7QnCd)
Posted by: mindful webworker - hippy valentino's, eh? (??) at February 13, 2022 10:42 PM (ckrhB)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 13, 2022 10:41 PM (h1jJh)
The power of sufficient political graft has a very protective aspect!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 13, 2022 10:42 PM (hOUT3)
Dang, I'm old.
Posted by: Infidel at February 13, 2022 10:33 PM (iFFK0)
Elgin Baylor. Guy average tripple-double.
Chamberlin has some records that will never be broken.
Posted by: Javems at February 13, 2022 10:42 PM (AmoqO)
what are the odds on the CIA having done it? Or someone similar.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2022 10:42 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2022 10:43 PM (zRqsJ)
Lord Acton: Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely
Liberals: How am I supposed to make people do what I say if I don't have absolute power?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2022 10:43 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 13, 2022 10:43 PM (ZtEAQ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2022 10:44 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2022 10:44 PM (zRqsJ)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 13, 2022 10:44 PM (+ldAm)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 13, 2022 10:35 PM (Y+l9t)
Well, some call me ... S'puppy.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at February 13, 2022 10:45 PM (v23vE)
Posted by: Zettai at February 13, 2022 10:45 PM (rJUc/)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 13, 2022 10:45 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Maybe duck l'orange because we could be dead ducks.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at February 13, 2022 10:30 PM (FVME7)
***
Gonna go with steaks. While I can. I'm only 25 miles from a major target. 200KT outta do it.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2022 10:45 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2022 10:41 PM (zRqsJ)
Yep. And heaven only knows what's on the Russian embassy compound in Poland - it's three city blocks.
Posted by: Moki at February 13, 2022 10:45 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2022 10:25 PM (U2p+3)
I didn't know it was a joke. I thought people truly wanted the bands to play it when the chant goes out.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 13, 2022 10:42 PM (7QnCd)
In the 80's it got the reputation of being the closing song that club goers asked for more than any other, and everyone I knew in a bar band at the time got thoroughly sick to death of being asked to play it. To the point where if anyone said "PLAY FREEBIRD!!!" the universal response from any band was a massive groan.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2022 10:45 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Anna Puma
The homeless are working their way back in.
Posted by: Some Rat at February 13, 2022 10:45 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 13, 2022 10:46 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2022 10:46 PM (zRqsJ)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at February 13, 2022 10:47 PM (v23vE)
He might just start bombing Ukraine himself.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2022 10:47 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Diogenes
Heh, I'm in the fireball. Bangor.
Posted by: Some Rat at February 13, 2022 10:47 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2022 10:47 PM (zRqsJ)
That could almost be a music thread. What songs do you like the first part OK and but before the song is over it is change the channel or fast forward. Hotel Calif. is another one for me. I still like the instrumental start of that tune but once the lyrics start, nope nope nope.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 13, 2022 10:47 PM (3cGpq)
Any chance Gaylord's school transcripts are buried there?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2022 10:47 PM (zRqsJ)
It's massive. Right next to the Hyatt hotel. And the Good Lord only knows what's buried there.
Posted by: Moki at February 13, 2022 10:48 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: Zettai at February 13, 2022 10:45 PM (rJUc/)
Maybe it's already been resolved. I've read reports that it was being redirected to a malicious site earlier.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at February 13, 2022 10:48 PM (DTX3h)
Knowing Joey's track record he'll nuke Delaware and no one will notice until Friday when people try to go to the beach.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2022 10:48 PM (zRqsJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2022 10:44 PM (zRqsJ)
A bunch of Nomenklatura displayed their special named people privileges to not have to wear face coverings like the worthless peasants.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2022 10:49 PM (dNqv+)
How about Moldova, no one likes Moldova.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2022 10:42 PM (zRqsJ)
Poor Moldova, they have been passed around like...... Wouldn't be prudent.
Posted by: Javems at February 13, 2022 10:49 PM (AmoqO)
Well nuking the wings will be a snap then
The half-Mongol Russian Minister of Defense, Sergei Shoigu, is a Ramones' fan.
So, if you hear "Hey, Ho - Let's Go" off in the distance, duck and cover.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 13, 2022 10:49 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2022 10:49 PM (U2p+3)
Dang, I'm old.
Posted by: Infidel at February 13, 2022 10:33 PM (iFFK0)
Elgin Baylor. Guy average tripple-double.
Dave Cowens. Saw him at the Boston Garden (obviously). Just wanted to have my picture taken with him. Figured I'd be about waist high.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 13, 2022 10:49 PM (Y+l9t)
https://m.youtube.com/
watch?v=pzvbUpKU4eE
Bottom line: absent foreign intervention, Russia will win but it won't be a walk over despite Russia's massive numerical superiority because Russia has other obligations and cannot devote all its power against Ukraine, because Ukraine has been training for guerilla warfare for years, and because Ukraine will play for time hoping for an international bail out.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at February 13, 2022 10:49 PM (FVME7)
Knowing Joey's track record he'll nuke Delaware and no one will notice until Friday when people try to go to the beach.
==
preemptive offensive play ! bomb Kiev, SO NO ONE WILL
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2022 10:50 PM (V13WU)
Chamberlin has some records that will never be broken.
Posted by: Javems
Ah, Yes, Elgin. Another hero. This from a pre-pubescent white chick. Guess I wasn't raised the way kids are now.
Posted by: Infidel at February 13, 2022 10:50 PM (iFFK0)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 13, 2022 10:41 PM (h1jJh)
The power of sufficient political graft has a very protective aspect!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 13, 2022 10:42 PM (hOUT3)
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You know they routine. the first one who talks gets two years probation at home with their families. The ones left behind get FPYITAP. I know the cover up goes deep into the government. That is why someone like Rand Paul needs to start talking about plans to start a Covid Audit Commission and a few people running for congress needs to run on this issue
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 13, 2022 10:50 PM (h1jJh)
4 notes is nothing, that's standard 4 part choral stuff. Beethoven and the other symphonic greats do 2 or 3 times that most of the time.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2022 10:51 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 13, 2022 10:51 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Diogenes
Heh, I'm in the fireball. Bangor.
Posted by: Some Rat at February
I'm not all that far.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2022 10:51 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Cause the burn center is gonna be lit!
Posted by: Some Rat at February 13, 2022 10:51 PM (r1z5A)
Well, we had a nuclear weapon at our DC embassy.
Third floor, according to JFK.
Posted by: The Soviet Union! at February 13, 2022 10:52 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 13, 2022 10:34 PM (VxC1e)
There was a page with a picture of Jesus, and the message that was something like, all of this takes place within the bounds of marriage.
Jesus was there to remind you that no naughty stuff before marriage.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 13, 2022 10:52 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2022
LOL. I heard that in your voice.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 13, 2022 10:52 PM (Y+l9t)
Because ultimately that decides how the war goes - just ask the goatf*ckers in 'Stan.
They wanted it more then we did. The country, and of course, the goat f*cking.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2022 10:52 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Some Rat at February 13, 2022 10:53 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Some Rat at February 13, 2022 10:51 PM (r1z5A)
Lol. That's a horrible thing to say!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2022 10:53 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Gil Garcetti used the Bill Clinton defense; he didn't inhale. He literally said he held his breath.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at February 13, 2022 10:53 PM (FVME7)
Chamberlin has some records that will never be broken.
Posted by: Javems at February 13, 2022 10:42 PM (AmoqO
Not quite. You may be thinking of Oscar Robertson.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 13, 2022 10:53 PM (7QnCd)
https://annapuna.blogspot.com/
2010/10/moldova-sucks.html
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2022 10:53 PM (zRqsJ)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February
I love you. It's been far too long.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2022 10:53 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2022 09:49 PM (KZzsI)
Shit that brought back memories. That was one awesome game.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2022 10:54 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Some Rat at February 13, 2022 10:47 PM (r1z5A)
Won't feel a thing.
Wham JBlM goes up, I figure I'll have just enough time to pop a beer, assuming I survive the initial heat. Would never get out of the fallout pattern in time.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2022 10:54 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2022
LOL. I heard that in your voice.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 13, 2022 10:52 PM (Y+l9t)
It reminds me of this: I've been told that I should live every day like it was the last day of my life. Well if I did that, why would I ever do any laundry?
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2022 10:54 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 13, 2022 10:55 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2022 10:55 PM (4fSQf)
I remember reading about some celeb that just had new clothes delivered every week.
With my working class mind set I must admit that never occurred to me...but I'm guessing that's true for a lot of the very wealthy.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2022 10:55 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2022 10:56 PM (U2p+3)
On another topic. I have decided that there is no such thing as an over stuffed freezer. Need to locate oil lamps and fuel in the garage.
Posted by: Infidel at February 13, 2022 10:56 PM (iFFK0)
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That too. Look up In-a-gadda-da-vida by Iron Butterfly. Still can't hear it all these years later.
Posted by: dartist at February 13, 2022 10:56 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 13, 2022 10:56 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 13, 2022 10:57 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2022 10:57 PM (zRqsJ)
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2022 10:57 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Skunky Choom at February 13, 2022 10:57 PM (hTlcR)
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2022 10:57 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2022 10:54 PM (evAgx)
You just reminded me I need to toss some stuff in the washing machine. Thanks.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2022 10:58 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2022 10:58 PM (zRqsJ)
That said, the Bengals o-line is atrocious, they gave up a league worst 51 sacks during the regular season, nine more against the Titans and seven more tonight. That is *far* too many.
Finally, while Zac Taylor did get them to the big game his play calling and decision making just killed them. Seriously, he's the Joe Biden of head coaches, every decision he makes in the moment is wrong.
I think it's bc he plays to his gut feel rather than the percentages and that's a great way to lose a Super Bowl, which is what happened tonight ... McVeigh simply outcoached him. I can see why Taylor was 6-25 coming into this season.
Ah well, in the end it's just a game so on to the next one. Pitchers and catchers, pitchers and catchers lol ....
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 13, 2022 10:58 PM (6mvRv)
This version of the BMW has great shocks. You could easily fit two full sized men in the trunk.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2022 10:58 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2022 10:59 PM (zRqsJ)
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=tJKFNPGS_XM
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 13, 2022 10:59 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 13, 2022 10:59 PM (KFhLj)
Wham JBlM goes up, I figure I'll have just enough time to pop a beer, assuming I survive the initial heat. Would never get out of the fallout pattern in time.
Posted by: Diogenes
There is a certain calm which comes from knowing it will happen so fast it will outrun the nerve impulses.
Posted by: Some Rat at February 13, 2022 10:59 PM (r1z5A)
Cloggenstein pre 2000 or so wanted to "live in peace and harmony" and smoke dope...well mostly smoke dope.
Modern Cloggenstein is a big believer in keeping the working class in line with the right number of beating and executions.
It is quite a transition.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2022 11:00 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Eromero at February 13, 2022 11:00 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 13, 2022 11:01 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2022 10:54
LMAO TS. That was the biggest chortle of the day, TY.
Posted by: Farmer at February 13, 2022 11:01 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2022 11:01 PM (zRqsJ)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 13, 2022 11:01 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 13, 2022 10:53 PM (7QnCd)
You are absolutely correct. Teaches me not to go from memory. Verify before commenting. I liked them both.
Posted by: Javems at February 13, 2022 11:01 PM (AmoqO)
Did they bring enough marshmallows?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2022 11:02 PM (zRqsJ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqBdurdvte4
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 13, 2022 11:02 PM (aenZi)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 13, 2022 11:02 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Infidel at February 13, 2022 11:03 PM (iFFK0)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 13, 2022 11:03 PM (aenZi)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
Go ahead. We're all adults here. (snort, giggle)
Posted by: Some Rat at February 13, 2022 11:03 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 13, 2022 11:01 PM (KFhLj)
Self sacking.
They already have the looting down. Actually, Minneapolis had the burning plus looting.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2022 11:03 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Because who wants to die with dirty underpants.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2022 11:03 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 13, 2022 11:04 PM (II3Gr)
-----
Oh, quit teasing, this is the ONT anything is cool.
Posted by: dartist at February 13, 2022 11:04 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Some Rat at February
I'm not all that far.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2022 10:51 PM (U2p+3)
Seattle is it's own target. Population center plus port facilities. Then there is Everett navy base in the north. Joint Base Lewis McCord in the south. Bangor and Bremerton. And a few other spots. Western WA is doomed if the missiles fly.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2022 11:04 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: 496 at February 13, 2022 11:04 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: Infidel at February 13, 2022 11:04 PM (iFFK0)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 13, 2022 11:05 PM (+4oV5)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 13, 2022 11:05 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2022 11:05 PM (zRqsJ)
Modern Cloggenstein is a big believer in keeping the working class in line with the right number of beating and executions.
It is quite a transition.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2022 11:00 PM (ESjRY)
Hitler was once a painter. Never trust that artsy types.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 13, 2022 11:05 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 13, 2022 11:05 PM (aenZi)
Isn't it ironic?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2022 11:05 PM (zRqsJ)
Either way: climate change.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2022 11:06 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Farmer
At Group Therapy in Cola SC, they played one or another number at 4 AM closing:
John Wayne-America, that's why I love Her
or
The Duck Song (John Philip Sousa)
Posted by: Miklos worked and then worked moar at February 13, 2022 11:06 PM (QzkSJ)
What would they do if Tina S dropped in their store?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 13, 2022 11:06 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 13, 2022 11:01 PM (Y+l9t)
Personally speaking, I recall a lot of sweating. Must have been working out or something, dancing maybe.
Posted by: Javems at February 13, 2022 11:06 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Diogenes at
I have more booze than I can drink before Wednesday! What to do? WHAT TO DO?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2022 11:06 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2022 11:06 PM (zRqsJ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2022 11:03 PM (U2p+3
All of our moms: wear clean underwear in case you get in an accident!
Us: that's what your worried about? Not how I'm doing or if I'm bleeding out? Just whether a nurse sees skid marks?
Mom: yes. I won't have the ladies rotary club thinking I didn't teach my kids how to wipe their butts.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2022 11:06 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
Open mic at the TXMoMe is gonna be lit!!
Posted by: Tonypete at February 13, 2022 11:07 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: blaster at February 13, 2022 11:07 PM (9otr5)
Who wants to die with any underpants?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 13, 2022 11:05 PM (KFhLj)
Valid point.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2022 11:07 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: dartist at February 13, 2022 11:07 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace
WEEKEND DISCOUNT
Posted by: Ukrainian Brides by Miklosov at February 13, 2022 11:07 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Zettai at February 13, 2022 10:45 PM (rJUc/)
Maybe it's already been resolved. I've read reports that it was being redirected to a malicious site earlier.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM]
It was being redirected to a site playing a video message by the hackers. They accused givesendgo of being h8ters and insurectors, etc etc.
Oh - and it's possiible they got ahold of the PII (personally identifiable information ) about givesendgo's donors.
Posted by: Hands at February 13, 2022 11:08 PM (786Ro)
Come on dude, be like Bob Ross.
Posted by: Anna Puma
He wasn't big on happy trees.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at February 13, 2022 11:08 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2022 11:08 PM (zRqsJ)
Us: that's what your worried about? Not how I'm doing or if I'm bleeding out? Just whether a nurse sees skid marks?
Mom: yes. I won't have the ladies rotary club thinking I didn't teach my kids how to wipe their butts.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Well duh.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2022 11:09 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2022 10:45 PM (evAgx)
True story- Back in the later 90's a friend of mine was hosting an open mike night at some club. He calls me and asks if I can grab some musicians from my circle, and people, and anybody that would show up so the night didn't flop. The band I was in at the time said yeah what the hell we'll go, which is something we never normally did, because we kinda thought it was bad form to show up at one of those things which was usually more for people to just go and jam, not have a polished band show up. Anyway we round up our guys and some other musicians and others and we go. At some point during the night we go up to play, and some chick yells freebird. The singer walks over to the bass player, says a few things, and the bass player starts playing Killers from iron maiden. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2022 11:09 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 13, 2022 11:05 PM (KFhLj)
Valid point.
Posted by: Diogenes
semper ubi sub, etc.
Posted by: Miklosius Caroliniensis at February 13, 2022 11:09 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 13, 2022 11:09 PM (aenZi)
No way I'm letting some Dana Sculley type autopsy my sorry ass and be caught with blue boxers and black socks.
We're not animals after all....
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 13, 2022 11:09 PM (6mvRv)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2022 11:06 PM (U2p+3)
Stop whining and step up!
You can do this!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2022 11:09 PM (omOEw)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 13, 2022 10:50 PM (h1jJh)
I really like the way you think, and I am willing to bet this will be completed with a final report no later than 2090!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 13, 2022 11:10 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 13, 2022 11:01 PM (Y+l9t)
Personally speaking, I recall a lot of sweating. Must have been working out or something, dancing maybe.
Maybe....
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 13, 2022 11:10 PM (Y+l9t)
Us: that's what your worried about? Not how I'm doing or if I'm bleeding out? Just whether a nurse sees skid marks?
Posted by: AlaBAMA
When I've come to with a circle of faces looking down at me that I don't recognize, I don't remember being concerned about my 'wears.
Sorry Mom.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 13, 2022 11:10 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at February 13, 2022 11:10 PM (wBpKf)
Your liver only lives once...
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2022 11:10 PM (zRqsJ)
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 13, 2022 11:09 PM (6mvRv)
Do your shoes match your belt?
If not...you disgust me.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2022 11:10 PM (omOEw)
Us: that's what your worried about? Not how I'm doing or if I'm bleeding out? Just whether a nurse sees skid marks?
Mom: yes. I won't have the ladies rotary club thinking I didn't teach my kids how to wipe their butts.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
In retrospect, I think it was Dating Advice
Posted by: Miklos,, reasonably hyhienic at February 13, 2022 11:11 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Eromero at February 13, 2022 11:11 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at February 13, 2022 11:11 PM (okV1R)
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at February 13, 2022 11:11 PM (I2/tG)
The drummers especially had this cadence they would break into that was really quite good, whenever the band was entering or leaving the field. It took me years to realize that what they had always been doing was the key part of the drum solo from InnaGaddaDaVida; they really had it down good! Hearing it always brings a fond memory of those days back.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2022 11:11 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2022 11:12 PM (zRqsJ)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace
SMH you got a source for that?
Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2022 11:12 PM (axyOa)
If not...you disgust me.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
She's a witch!
SOUS-VIDE HER
Posted by: Miklos, gettin' all Medieval at February 13, 2022 11:12 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Ukrainian Brides by Miklosov at February 13, 2022 11:07 PM (QzkSJ)
Miklos, you know the rules
LINKS for goodness sakes!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 13, 2022 11:12 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2022 11:13 PM (zRqsJ)
Your liver only lives once...
Posted by: Anna Puma
Not true. The liver is actually an organ that can regenerate.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2022 11:13 PM (U2p+3)
Guilt trip the boys out of "reading" it.
Posted by: Methos at February 13, 2022 11:13 PM (kOpft)
What is happening here has been confirmed as jamming by flightradar24. The only thing stopping a serious incident is the fact it's so close to an airport and pilots are being vectored in by ATC using radar and not GPS.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 13, 2022 11:13 PM (aenZi)
I'm inclined to believe 'shit's gettin' real' in the Ukraine after all...
Thought it was just sabre rattlin'...
Posted by: Zettai at February 13, 2022 11:14 PM (0YmkE)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 13, 2022 11:14 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2022 11:13 PM (U2p+3)
To a degree. There is a threshold though.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2022 11:14 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2022 11:14 PM (zRqsJ)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 13, 2022 11:14 PM (I2/tG)
Come on dude, be like Bob Ross.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2022 11:06 PM (zRqsJ)
IIRC, I seem to remember seeing some of his paintings of townscapes and buildings. Like a shitty John Atkinson Grimshaw (who I immediately thought of but had to look up his name- and he has a distinctive name. Fucking 29 year old brain.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2022 11:15 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 13, 2022 11:09 PM (6mvRv)
Do your shoes match your belt?
If not...you disgust me.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Man did I walk into the wrong room...
Posted by: Some Rat at February 13, 2022 11:15 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
Open mic at the TXMoMe is gonna be lit!!
Posted by: Tonypete at February 13, 2022 11:07 PM (mD/uy)
Three shots (these days) and I'll do my 'Suspicious Minds' cover.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2022 11:15 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Diogenes
___
I'm on Telegram, Amir Tsarfati's feed.
He's getting info from flightradar24.
Amir is in the IDF reserve as a Major.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 13, 2022 11:16 PM (aenZi)
Posted by: nurse's liver at February 13, 2022 11:16 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at February 13, 2022 11:16 PM (FVME7)
LINKS for goodness sakes!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
I thought you bought the VIP membership
https://loveme.com/
Posted by: Miklos, overlyuninformed at February 13, 2022 11:16 PM (QzkSJ)
Why I should even care what people think when I'm dead I can't really say, but you know how it is, you never get a second chance to make a first impression.
So I shine my shoes, replace my belts and ties, get my shirts pressed, and match my underclothes. I like to dress neatly both for whoever I meet here on Earth and "just in case."
It may be stupid but it's important to me.
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 13, 2022 11:16 PM (6mvRv)
RT, i.e. Russian state media.
https://tinyurl.com/5f37tujm
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 13, 2022 11:14 PM (I2/tG)
Hmmm
I got a good friend in Kiev now. I'll reach out to see what he knows.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2022 11:16 PM (axyOa)
The drummers especially had this cadence they would break into that was really quite good, whenever the band was entering or leaving the field. It took me years to realize that what they had always been doing was the key part of the drum solo from InnaGaddaDaVida; they really had it down good! Hearing it always brings a fond memory of those days back.
+++
Yes, it does have a certain.....rhythm to it.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 13, 2022 11:17 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2022 11:13 PM (U2p+3)
Thank goodness.
Posted by: Javems at February 13, 2022 11:17 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
I am really going to need more info.
Posted by: Some Rat at February 13, 2022 11:17 PM (r1z5A)
Amir is in the IDF reserve as a Major.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 13, 2022 11:16 PM (aenZi)
Ok. Thanxs.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2022 11:17 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2022 11:13 PM (U2p+3)
It's quicker just to have a new one installed every couple of years.
Posted by: David Crosby at February 13, 2022 11:18 PM (VxC1e)
If not...you disgust me.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Man did I walk into the wrong room...
Posted by: Some Rat at February 13, 2022 11:15 PM (r1z5A)
Shoes? Belt? Hell, I ain't even got pants on.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 13, 2022 11:18 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Zettai at February 13, 2022 11:14 PM (0YmkE)
The perfect storm: Graft, disposing of all traces of the Biden oligarchy in Ukraine, perfection of the essential incompetence of the current US military leadership, and the Ukrainian oligarchs go free!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 13, 2022 11:18 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: kbdabear at February 13, 2022 11:18 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: dartist at February 13, 2022 11:19 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 13, 2022 11:19 PM (aenZi)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
That's hot.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 13, 2022 11:19 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2022 11:19 PM (zRqsJ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2022 11:19 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 13, 2022 11:14 PM (KFhLj)
One cover band I was in used to play Helloween's Halloween. 14 minutes long. Epic tune, but damn it was long and demanding. We called it the "pee before you play" tune. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2022 11:19 PM (VwHCD)
==
lol, maybe that was The PLAN all along
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2022 11:19 PM (V13WU)
That's been going on for a while - the Russian base in Syria uses jamming to defeat possible drone attacks.
Now, if you want real fun, try using GPS near the Kremlin. (The Russians don't vector flights over Moscow, and the Kremlin jamming is low-power.)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 13, 2022 11:19 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2022 11:19 PM (U2p+3)
Dude's wandering around the landscape turning water into wine. You get a few cups in you, and suddenly you're a good Samaritan: "Miss, can I help you find your clitoris?" You've saved her from having to see a sex worker in her middle years. The forces of good have triumphed.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 13, 2022 11:19 PM (KFhLj)
LINKS for goodness sakes!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
Note that there are 556 pages of Available Ukrainian Women
Posted by: Miklos, Possible ONT thread braeker at February 13, 2022 11:19 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 13, 2022 11:19 PM (aenZi)
Good thing they gave up those nukes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2022 11:20 PM (dNqv+)
https://loveme.com/
Posted by: Miklos, overlyuninformed at February 13, 2022 11:16 PM (QzkSJ)
No that was to meluvulongtime.com
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 13, 2022 11:20 PM (hOUT3)
So say black shoes, green socks, black skirt, green top, black coat, green hairband.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2022 11:20 PM (ESjRY)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media
*scroll down
Posted by: kbdabear at February 13, 2022 11:18 PM (qAR6u)
Damn. Some of those ladies gonna need spf 1000 if the missiles fly.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2022 11:20 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2022 11:13 PM (U2p+3)
It's quicker just to have a new one installed every couple of years.
Posted by: David Crosby at February 13, 2022 11:18 PM (VxC1e)
Concur.
Posted by: Nathan Explosion at February 13, 2022 11:20 PM (DTX3h)
If'n I know I'm going? It'll be in my Tiger Stripe Cammies.. Boots... Ballcap... and Raybans.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 13, 2022 11:21 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2022 11:03 PM (U2p+3)
I used to say, "Live fast, Die young, Leave clean underwear" and was advised by a guy who had worked as an undertaker that it doesn't work like that.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2022 11:21 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 13, 2022 11:16 PM (6mvRv)
I don't think it is stupid. I think the way one dresses sends a powerful message.
I am by no means a fashion plate, but neat, clean matching and pressed is the way I want to go through life. I think it shows respect for the people around me and the situations I am in.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2022 11:21 PM (omOEw)
Posted by: Romeo13
no pants>>>somebody else's pants
Posted by: Miklos, no further comment at February 13, 2022 11:21 PM (QzkSJ)
==
Never would have had what they had for the last 20 (?) years if they did not return them to Russia; Russia would have parked there forever
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2022 11:22 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Infidel at February 13, 2022 11:22 PM (iFFK0)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 13, 2022 11:22 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2022 11:21 PM (omOEw)
And here I was sure I had seen you at more than one MoMe...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 13, 2022 11:23 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2022 11:23 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 13, 2022 11:24 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Some Rat at February 13, 2022 11:24 PM (r1z5A)
I may be watching too much TV.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2022 11:24 PM (lDew/)
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It's really Deep State.
Envision Dick Cheney sitting on the Board of Directors and Lizzie as Secretary.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 13, 2022 11:24 PM (vEZXe)
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2022 11:22 PM (V13WU)
Sure? I am starting to think that most of the scenarios we have been spouting since the wall fell are horseshit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2022 11:24 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 13, 2022 11:24 PM (Y+l9t)
Thats silly
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2022 11:24 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
All Linguistic Preferences are Respected.
Posted by: "married in a minute" by MiklosGlobalCorp at February 13, 2022 11:24 PM (QzkSJ)
From one of the blurbs...
"As electric vehicles continue to grow in popularity,"
Pppppffffttttttt HAHAHAHAHAHA fuck these fucking lying fucks.
Shit, it's late.
Night.
Posted by: Robert at February 13, 2022 11:25 PM (YyLnQ)
-the embalmer
Posted by: Eromero at February 13, 2022 11:25 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 13, 2022 11:24 PM (Y+l9t)
I never, ever pay attention to what color my socks are. Black, brown and white. That is it. Colors of humanity.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2022 11:25 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Oh would that your words would find there way to the breakfast buffet at, these days, even decent hotels.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 13, 2022 11:25 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 13, 2022 11:25 PM (Y+l9t)
Still seems like a grab for the easternmost coast (with seaport) to connect the northern oblasts and Crimea and then a swap to not place nukes in Cuba and Venezuela (which sounds like bluster anyway) in exchange for us pulling sites out of Russia's Eastern European front door makes more sense.
If I were China I would jump on Taiwan if/when this all goes down.
This still doesn't sound right though -- why if I'm Putin do I choose now to make a bold move on a city as far west as Kiev and/or further into Eastern Europe?? This makes no sense.
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 13, 2022 11:25 PM (6mvRv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2022 11:26 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Some Rat
Wear it proud rat, I'm not going to let someone high and mighty fashionistas make me feel bad about my *attire*
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 13, 2022 11:26 PM (IDhUW)
From one of the blurbs...
"As electric vehicles continue to grow in popularity,"
Pppppffffttttttt HAHAHAHAHAHA fuck these fucking lying fucks.
Shit, it's late.
Night.
Posted by: Robert at February 13, 2022 11:25 PM (YyLnQ)
All the cool kids are doing it. You want to be cool, don't you?
Posted by: teewee (fake) news at February 13, 2022 11:26 PM (llON8)
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It's really Deep State.
Envision Dick Cheney sitting on the Board of Directors and Lizzie as Secretary.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 13, 2022 11:24 PM (vEZXe)
Sadly, all the evidence suggests the sheeple might just fall for this!
We can't change horses in the middle of a war...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 13, 2022 11:26 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2022 11:21 PM (omOEw)
Ditto.
I set a tone with how I dress. Puts me in the right frame of mind.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2022 11:26 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 13, 2022 11:14 PM (KFhLj)
Yep.
Posted by: Tool at February 13, 2022 11:26 PM (OcekT)
Posted by: David Crosby at February 13, 2022 11:18 PM (VxC1e)
Concur.
Posted by: Nathan Explosion at February 13, 2022 11:20 PM (DTX3h)
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Doesn't work forever boys.
Posted by: The Mick at February 13, 2022 11:26 PM (+ya+t)
Or take a crap. Or bang the receptionist in the bathroom.
This song goes out to John. Here's iron butterfly my man.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2022 11:26 PM (4fSQf)
More or less the entire southeastern Barents Sea is affected by military activity from February 16 to 19.
(The Barents Observer)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 13, 2022 11:27 PM (aenZi)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
Evidently, according to the grandson, mismatched socks are now a fashion statement.
Posted by: Some Rat at February 13, 2022 11:27 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 13, 2022 11:28 PM (aenZi)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2022 11:28 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Some Rat at February 13, 2022 11:27 PM (r1z5A)
Edgy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 13, 2022 11:28 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Miklos, overlyuninformed at February 13, 2022 11:16 PM (QzkSJ)
Damn, if only OUR internet dating looked like that!
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 13, 2022 11:29 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2022 11:24 PM (dNqv+)
which scenarios ?
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2022 11:29 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2022 11:29 PM (4fSQf)
America will rally behind Joe, but just not get too close.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 13, 2022 11:29 PM (VxC1e)
__
Embrace the power of 'and'.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 13, 2022 11:30 PM (aenZi)
https://tinyurl.com/yb4xksbw
I always like his painting by moonlight because they match my own experiences. There are certain nights when the moon adds an ethereal quality to scenes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2022 11:30 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Some Rat at February 13, 2022 11:27 PM (r1z5A)
Edgy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 13, 2022 11:28 PM (VxC1e)
Uh, kinda always has been. Especially like Pink Socks. See both Michael Jackson and the Nutty Professor.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 13, 2022 11:30 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 13, 2022 11:30 PM (Y+l9t)
We're just going to have to keep all these Olympians in quarantine for the duration of hostilities, m'kay?
-China
Posted by: Methos at February 13, 2022 11:30 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 13, 2022 11:26 PM (hOUT3)
That didn't work for the Poles.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2022 11:31 PM (xhaym)
That is the one that worries me most.
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2022 11:31 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: VVP! at February 13, 2022 11:31 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Aetius
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Getting dressed on winter mornings, the light in the bedroom was not the best. One morning at work, I wondered if I had checked my (dark) socks to make sure they matched. The socks were fine...it was the shoes that were different.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2022 11:31 PM (lDew/)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 13, 2022 11:28 PM (aenZi)
Izvestia and Pravda were pretty poor once upon a time, too.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2022 11:31 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2022 11:29 PM (4fSQf)
You almost sound like you believe that cheap reliable 24/7 energy in multiple forms is important in modern society!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 13, 2022 11:32 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 13, 2022 11:28 PM (aenZi)
Compromised.
Posted by: Tool at February 13, 2022 11:32 PM (OcekT)
Posted by: dartist at February 13, 2022 11:32 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2022 11:29 PM (V13WU)
Take your pick:
Everything in Africa, Iraq, the entire way we have dealt with eastern europe. The fact that we did not shut NATO down when the Soviet Union fell (it allowed western europe to completely ignore their own defense spending.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2022 11:32 PM (dNqv+)
He/his handlers might, but I have doubts that will go the way they/them expect.
Posted by: Methos at February 13, 2022 11:32 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2022 11:30 PM
That's no moon...
Posted by: Zettai at February 13, 2022 11:32 PM (Rc/RV)
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 13, 2022 11:09
OK, I guess you have your standards, but that just cracks me up. Who cares at that point?
Posted by: Farmer at February 13, 2022 11:33 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 13, 2022 11:24 PM (Y+l9t)
Thats silly
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Not at all.
I was pissed at the TX MoMe that I didn't get to clean up and out on a dress for dinner after shooting.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2022 11:33 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2022 11:33 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 13, 2022 11:33 PM (hOUT3)
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You do realize the Pootie Poot and Winnie the Pooh met before the Olympics kicked off, right?
Wouldn't surprise me if that was being discussed.
China and Russia's first-ever act makes Japan and South Korea nervous; Putin's attitude to Taiwan (from three months ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCWN268yPts
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 13, 2022 11:33 PM (aenZi)
Posted by: Some Rat at February 13, 2022 11:33 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 13, 2022 11:34 PM (aenZi)
He/his handlers might, but I have doubts that will go the way they/them expect.
Posted by: Methos at February 13, 2022 11:32 PM (kOpft)
I've never protested a war before.
I will protest this one. Joe is misreading the mood of the American People.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 13, 2022 11:34 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 13, 2022 11:34 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
I worked for Nike.
All is good, if Swoosh is present
Posted by: Miklos can tell stories at February 13, 2022 11:34 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Some Rat at February 13, 2022 11:34 PM (r1z5A)
America will rally behind Joe, but just not get too close.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 13, 2022 11:29 PM (VxC1e)
I'm not so sure.
Things are so politicized and the bidens so corrupt, it would be easy to call BS on this. An excellent time to put the media in its place too.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2022 11:34 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 13, 2022 11:35 PM (aenZi)
"No Blood For The Big Guy's Cut!"
Posted by: Methos at February 13, 2022 11:35 PM (kOpft)
I'm inclined to believe 'shit's gettin' real' in the Ukraine after all...
Adam Kinzinger says Biden is doing a good job on it so far.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2022 11:35 PM (63Dwl)
He/his handlers might, but I have doubts that will go the way they/them expect.
Worked for me!
Posted by: Nicholas II! at February 13, 2022 11:36 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc
An internal med doc I used to work with did that on a couple of occasions. Then he just said "fuck tilt" and left all his work shoes in his office so he could change them out if need be.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2022 11:36 PM (U2p+3)
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I can't think of any groups, outside of media, politicians, and profiteers, who would want war.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 13, 2022 11:36 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 13, 2022 11:34 PM (oHd/0)
I predict you will have company, but it won't matter!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 13, 2022 11:36 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2022 11:32 PM (dNqv+)
Ok
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2022 11:36 PM (V13WU)
We lose a carrier or two to hypersonic and I doubt we stop anything.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2022 11:37 PM (4fSQf)
Bourbon: One's very own liver excercise regimen. *pours bourbon* It's a discipline, being this committed to a nightly workout! Cheers!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 13, 2022 11:37 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Romeo13
Pink socks are Rockabilly Socks.
Still got the pair a girl gave me c. 29 years ago.
FIGHT ME
Posted by: Miklos on the Stand-up Bass at February 13, 2022 11:37 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Oh My God! at February 13, 2022 11:37 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2022 11:35 PM (63Dwl)
they need to parachute Kinzinger into Kiev so he can continue updating us on the situation
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2022 11:37 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Javems at February 13, 2022 11:37 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2022 11:38 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 13, 2022 11:36 PM (IDhUW)
I sincerely hope you are right and I am wrong, but two years in and people are still wearing masks IN THEIR OWN CARS!!!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 13, 2022 11:38 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Javems at February 13, 2022 11:37 PM (AmoqO)
I still have over 100 ties in my closet... Had to wear one everyday for years.
Have not worn one in 6 years... except once on a date.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 13, 2022 11:38 PM (oHd/0)
He wears cloths that he doesn't mind getting dirty.
And his work boots rarely match his toolbelt.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 13, 2022 11:39 PM (aenZi)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 13, 2022 11:39 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Zettai at February 13, 2022 11:39 PM (Rc/RV)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 13, 2022 11:40 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 13, 2022 11:39 PM (aenZi)
This sounds like a euphemism.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2022 11:40 PM (dNqv+)
Ukraine Gov met tonight and agreed to try and help airlines affected by insurance cancellations in order to keep Ukraine skies and airports open as is necessary. I hope these insurance companies lose income and payments instead go to Ukraine Gov if they provide cover.
(Ukrainska Pravda)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 13, 2022 11:40 PM (aenZi)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
He is also doing a good job on me so far *OOOO*
Posted by: Vice Admiral Levine at February 13, 2022 11:40 PM (QzkSJ)
I thought parachuting into Kiev was LTC Bearclaw's job...
Posted by: Zettai at February 13, 2022 11:39 PM (Rc/RV)
Yeah, is he going to go to the frontlines and die for his homeland's defense?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2022 11:41 PM (dNqv+)
I'll take competence over "fashion sense" any day!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 13, 2022 11:41 PM (hOUT3)
I will protest this one. Joe is misreading the mood of the American People.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 13, 2022 11:34 PM (oHd/0)
The fucking media will go out of its way to brand those who protest as unpatriotic. I think they will have a tough sell on that.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2022 11:41 PM (axyOa)
He wears cloths that he doesn't mind getting dirty.
And his work boots rarely match his toolbelt.
Posted by: SMH
My dad: "Dress for the work you're going do."
Posted by: Some Rat at February 13, 2022 11:41 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: dartist at February 13, 2022 11:41 PM (+ya+t)
This is the SUNDAY FUCKING ONT, not a day walking hair on fire ace post.
Save the hysteria for another eight hours?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2022 11:41 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 13, 2022 11:41 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 13, 2022 11:42 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: lowandslow at February 13, 2022 11:42 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2022 11:41 PM (axyOa)
I'll make sure to wear the medal I got for serving during the Cold War.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 13, 2022 11:42 PM (oHd/0)
With no regard for the cost.
Posted by: irongrampa at February 13, 2022 11:42 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: klaftern at February 13, 2022 11:42 PM (taPSh)
>The halftime show was pretty nifty because all of these over 50 artists had their own choo-choo boxcar to rest in during rehearsals. To keep them fresh for the performance.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 13, 2022 11:43 PM (dA9eR)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2022 11:41 PM (U2p+3)
We have not begun to get hysterical yet!
-shit John Paul Jones never even thought of saying
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2022 11:43 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2022 11:43 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2022 11:43 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 13, 2022 11:43 PM (aenZi)
Posted by: nurse ratched
What hysteria? We're calmly discussing the end of the world.
Posted by: Some Rat at February 13, 2022 11:43 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2022 11:37 PM (V13WU)
Make it a static line jump...and cut the line.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2022 11:44 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Zettai at February 13, 2022 11:44 PM (Rc/RV)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2022 11:44 PM (4fSQf)
IG, if Biden's fingerprints are on it anywhere, it will NOT ensure the survival of this country (as we once knew it)!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 13, 2022 11:44 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 13, 2022 11:45 PM (aenZi)
Posted by: lowandslow at February 13, 2022 11:42 PM (4thlk)
Is it wrong that when I read that I immediately thought of Peter Cetera?
https://tinyurl.com/4wfph73r
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2022 11:45 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2022 11:45 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2022 11:43 PM (4fSQf)
Someone call?
Posted by: Hysterium, Chief Slave of the House of Senex at February 13, 2022 11:45 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2022 11:43 PM (V13WU)
ROT-13 encryption is a tough one!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 13, 2022 11:46 PM (hOUT3)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjLxqOQZQKc
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 13, 2022 11:46 PM (aenZi)
Posted by: lowandslow at February 13, 2022 11:47 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: Zettai at February 13, 2022 11:47 PM (Rc/RV)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2022 11:37 PM (4fSQf)
In a perfect world we would indeed have alien tech on hand just for this type of scenario. 2 of the world's biggest dickheads get out of hand and we cleanse the planet. Something in a nice Centari mass driver would be cool.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2022 11:47 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2022 11:43 PM (V13WU)
Dah, Boris, we have Ukrainian for lunch on Wednesday...
Posted by: Bob, NSA, Intercept at February 13, 2022 11:47 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2022 11:43 PM (4fSQf)
About 20 years ago a buddy and I were discussing Def Leppard and mentioned Hysteria and I said 'And not really a hysterical song...' and my buddy goes 'Ooooooo pants on fire frantic!'
IIRC, the video shows driving down wooded, sunlit roads.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2022 11:47 PM (dNqv+)
We have our own troubles here that need to be addressed. I'd rather have freedom loving Americans working to fix our own problems.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 13, 2022 11:47 PM (IDhUW)
There ain't nowhere to go.
Posted by: dartist at February 13, 2022 11:48 PM (+ya+t)
https://tinyurl.com/4wfph73r
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Omg. I've not heard that song in 30 years at least.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2022 11:48 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 13, 2022 11:42 PM (oHd/0)
I'm thinking of doing a John Kerry and tossing mine over the Whitehouse fence.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2022 11:48 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: lowandslow at February 13, 2022 11:47 PM (4thlk)
Heh. Did not say he was, just what I immediately thought of and the song that got stuck in my head.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2022 11:48 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Bob, NSA, Intercept
Was the original sender Natasha?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 13, 2022 11:48 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2022 11:48 PM (U2p+3)
Karate Kid II: Electric Boogaloo!
The Girl was hot as hell.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2022 11:49 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 13, 2022 11:49 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2022 11:50 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Bob, NSA, Intercept
Was the original sender Natasha?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 13, 2022 11:48 PM (SchxB)
Someone called... /looks at database...
Fearless Leader?
Posted by: Bob, NSA, Intercept at February 13, 2022 11:50 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 13, 2022 11:51 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 13, 2022 11:51 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 13, 2022 11:51 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2022 11:52 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Zettai at February 13, 2022 11:52 PM (Kzdsz)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 13, 2022 11:51 PM (KFhLj)
Yeah, a band in general that does not age real well.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2022 11:52 PM (dNqv+)
Have not worn one in 6 years... except once on a date.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 13, 2022 11:38 PM (oHd/0)
I have a bunch as well, some very nice, bought overseas. Wear them to funerals and weddings now.
Well, posting stone cold sober has been an experience. Only made an ass of myself once. Bed beckons.
Posted by: Javems at February 13, 2022 11:52 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2022 11:50 PM (4fSQf)
Sleeping on every college campus.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2022 11:53 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2022 11:50 PM (4fSQf)
There are no sleeper agents from China or any other country in the US. However there's a whole bunch of white supremacists we gotta look out for!
Posted by: Top Men and Whammen of the Eff.Bee.EYE at February 13, 2022 11:53 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2022 11:53 PM (dNqv+)
West Coast present!
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 13, 2022 11:54 PM (dA9eR)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 13, 2022 11:51 PM (IDhUW)
See the new Lord of the Rings TV show coming out?
Based on the Simirillion, but they make it all about Galadrial... the Elvish WARRIOR... woke BS.
Posted by: Bob, NSA, Intercept at February 13, 2022 11:54 PM (oHd/0)
I will now enjoy my chicken wings. I know that, bizarrely, the wing is now the most expensive part of the chicken. And hard to get.
To get mine, I had to set up a deal between Cartel Los Alitos del Norte and Los Advocaderos del Sur
Posted by: Unsidclosed Miklos at February 13, 2022 11:55 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 13, 2022 11:51 PM (IDhUW)
See the new Lord of the Rings TV show coming out?
Based on the Simirillion, but they make it all about Galadrial... the Elvish WARRIOR... woke BS.
Posted by: Bob, NSA, Intercept at February 13, 2022 11:54 PM (oHd/0)
Bob, aren't you supposed to be helping us out, instead of watching TV shows???
Posted by: Top Men and Whammen of the Eff.Bee.EYE at February 13, 2022 11:55 PM (llON8)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 13, 2022 11:55 PM (aenZi)
Posted by: Bob, NSA, Intercept at February 13, 2022 11:54 PM (oHd/0)
Bob, aren't you supposed to be helping us out, instead of watching TV shows???
Posted by: Top Men and Whammen of the Eff.Bee.EYE at February 13, 2022 11:55 PM (llON
Hey, you won't BELIEVE the shit we intercept.... and have to listen to!
Posted by: Bob, NSA, Intercept at February 13, 2022 11:56 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 13, 2022 11:56 PM (IDhUW)
He just helped me avoid yet another shit TV show.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 13, 2022 11:57 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Bob, NSA, Intercept at February 13, 2022 11:56 PM (oHd/0)
Heh. Used to get Christmas greetings from some really interesting guys.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2022 11:57 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: dartist at February 13, 2022 11:58 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Bob, NSA, Intercept
It was research I tell you!!
Posted by: Dr. Fauxcie at February 13, 2022 11:58 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 13, 2022 11:58 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Lacy underall at February 13, 2022 11:59 PM (U2p+3)
Based on the Simirillion, but they make it all about Galadrial... the Elvish WARRIOR... woke BS.
Posted by: Bob, NSA, Intercept at February 13, 2022 11:54 PM (oHd/0)
Bob, aren't you supposed to be helping us out, instead of watching TV shows???
Posted by: Top Men and Whammen of the Eff.Bee.EYE
Well, well, well... Look at the these guys, all cosy.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 13, 2022 11:59 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at February 13, 2022 10:08 PM (FVME7)
And the police union says all the unused ammo was destroyed. Convenient for both parties. Nobody can prove it was defective, and nobody can prove it was not. Lawyers wring hands with glee.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2022 12:00 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Diogenes
"Fang Fang" is not an acceptable costume for ANY EVENT
Posted by: Unified University Universalists at February 14, 2022 12:00 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2022 10:09 PM (V13WU)
all it took was a new ballcock.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2022 12:01 AM (P3gRi)
April 30, 2013 -- Want to own a little piece of heaven? It's yours, starting at $19.99 an acre--on the moon. If you prefer, you can buy property on Venus or Mercury.
Mercury is nice this time of year. The temperature tops 700 degrees but they say it's a dry heat.
If that's still too close to the hustle and bustle of Earth, there's Mars--33.9 million miles from Times Square. A deed, with your name on it, to a prime-view one acre lot on Mars will set you back $22.49, plus tax, plus shipping (not from Mars) and handling.
Guy's been running this scam since 1968, he claims. Uh, he calls it legal, though, of course. Evening, y'all.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 14, 2022 12:03 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 14, 2022 12:04 AM (KFhLj)
Posted by: runner at February 14, 2022 12:04 AM (V13WU)
Hence Biden's focus.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 14, 2022 12:04 AM (SchxB)
They are DEFECTIVE.
The elastic straps run across the top and bottom, and not along the sides (which would allow you to loop them over your ears.)
And they also have a strong chemical odor.
Probably a good thing not being able to wear them... LOL
Posted by: the last to post at February 14, 2022 12:06 AM (FVJDr)
Based on the Simirillion, but they make it all about Galadrial... the Elvish WARRIOR... woke BS.
Posted by: Bob, NSA, Intercept at February 13, 2022 11:54 PM (oHd/0)
--
That show is going to be a travesty.
Posted by: Revenant at February 14, 2022 12:06 AM (UelxP)
Posted by: runner at February 14, 2022 12:07 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 14, 2022 12:04 AM (SchxB)
pisses me off; the entire crapshow
Posted by: runner at February 14, 2022 12:07 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2022 12:00 AM (P3gRi)
The whole class action thingy is lawyer heaven. You, the ripped off one, get a coupon for $5 from GM on your next car purchase, while they divvy up the actual cash. Such a sweet scam; better than the moon lots guy.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 14, 2022 12:07 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2022 12:01 AM (P3gRi)
2 words that should never be used together. lol
Hey AOP, you know they do still make those leather ring handle estwing hammers. I looked them up. I didn't think they still made those, but they do. Same basic price as the blue handle ones too. I...want...one. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2022 12:08 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2022 11:50 PM (4fSQf)
---------------.
Sleeping on every college campus.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2022 11:53 PM (axyOa)
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and in the hospital dorms
Posted by: Braenyard at February 14, 2022 12:08 AM (vEZXe)
Posted by: the last to post at February 14, 2022 12:06 AM
Not defective -- they're supposed to be that way! The straps go around one's head and neck...
Posted by: Zettai at February 14, 2022 12:09 AM (Kzdsz)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 13, 2022 10:22 PM (u82oZ)
I take issue with the term "rare phase". It's only "rare" because it is unstable at temperatures and pressures that humans find comfortable. Any old lump of sulfur could be transitioned to gamma monoclinic if you subject it to the correct P-T regime.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2022 12:11 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Hunter at February 14, 2022 12:11 AM (QzkSJ)
I just watched "Draft Day" last night for the first time. It was a pretty good movie. Farfetched side plots about Kevin Costner's girlfriend (Jennifer Garner) telling him she's pregnant and his mother wanting to spread his father's ashes all on the same day as the NFL draft, but other than that it was pretty good. Lots of cameos by NFL players, coaches, former players, sportscasters, etc. I'd watch it again.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 14, 2022 12:13 AM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT at February 14, 2022 12:14 AM (4MbDb)
Posted by: Downcast at February 14, 2022 12:14 AM (AEMfu)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2022 11:53 PM (axyOa)
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and in the hospital dorms
Posted by: Braenyard
I "research" heah fo yeah!
I go now!
Posted by: Prof. Dr. Wi Fuk Yu at February 14, 2022 12:14 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 13, 2022 10:24 PM (m0zqP)
It is wonderful to read your posts about Robert. Makes me so happy to hear about your new adventures with him.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2022 12:14 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 14, 2022 12:15 AM (BMmaB)
Is Clyde Skelton's cat home yet?
Posted by: Farmer at February 14, 2022 12:15 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 14, 2022 12:15 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at February 14, 2022 12:17 AM (0OmEj)
==
Their careers got in the way; she is good as Ahsoka Tano, though.
Posted by: runner at February 14, 2022 12:17 AM (V13WU)
I don't know about the bad breath, because here in Brattleboro we socially distance at a scientific 47.2 meters. Except at the Universalist Unitarian Islamic Center, where Mary and I sit in the back.
Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at February 14, 2022 12:19 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Theodore at February 14, 2022 12:21 AM (GJnvT)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 14, 2022 12:23 AM (II3Gr)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at February 14, 2022 12:25 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: runner at February 14, 2022 12:25 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: Miklos will survive like K-Doe and "Mother in Law" at February 14, 2022 12:26 AM (QzkSJ)
Didn't want to break the blog, so the above is the end of the link to the bee
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 14, 2022 12:26 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Insomniac
Your stuff?
Can haz?
Posted by: Miklos will survive like K-Doe and "Mother in Law"
Well ... let's just say you'll be able to read at night with no electricity ...
Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at February 14, 2022 12:27 AM (okV1R)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 14, 2022 12:28 AM (II3Gr)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 14, 2022 12:28 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 14, 2022 12:29 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Miklos at February 14, 2022 12:29 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Prof. Dr. Chikoadinaka Wnankpa, Healer Of Herbalist Knowlewdges at February 14, 2022 12:30 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Lacy underall
You know, AoS used to have a commenter here that went by the nic of "Lacy Underalls".
True story. She was from Indiana, and lived in Cincinnati.
I wonder what ever happened to her?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at February 14, 2022 12:31 AM (tjZg/)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 14, 2022 12:28 AM (IDhUW)
Just super tired of all the bullshit.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 14, 2022 12:31 AM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 14, 2022 12:28 AM (II3Gr)
Only with vodka.
Posted by: runner at February 14, 2022 12:32 AM (V13WU)
Wait for the Downfall parody where Ace finds out
Posted by: Insufficiently skilled Miklos at February 14, 2022 12:33 AM (QzkSJ)
There is so much beauty in this world. I'm talking geography.
People can be interesting, at a distance.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 14, 2022 12:33 AM (IDhUW)
True story. She was from Indiana, and lived in Cincinnati.
I wonder what ever happened to her?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at February 14, 2022 12:31 AM (tjZg/)
Oh shit, I remember her. Yeah, I wonder.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2022 12:34 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic
That's how Abraham Lincoln "read the law"
Posted by: Miklos had Lincoln Logs as a kid, so it must be true at February 14, 2022 12:35 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 13, 2022 11:34 PM (oHd/0)
He's not reading at all. He couldn't care less about our "mood."
Posted by: Ordinary American at February 14, 2022 12:35 AM (La5SJ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads
Now I feel all Tickled, and Pink
Posted by: Miklos would forget but alas at February 14, 2022 12:36 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: ... at February 14, 2022 12:37 AM (dscaa)
I hear ya. Try to find something to laugh about. Did you look at powerline week in pictures? They make me laugh.
The Horde is here for you.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 14, 2022 12:37 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at February 14, 2022 12:38 AM (0OmEj)
Indeed and Amen!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 14, 2022 12:38 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Some Rat at February 13, 2022 11:27 PM (r1z5A)
Friend of mine, always wore heavy knitted, mis-matched socks. I teased him about it one day, in an off-hand way. "My granny knits these socks for me. She's blind." I felt about >this< high.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2022 12:39 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at February 14, 2022 12:39 AM (i+3WY)
Which means me going to bed.
Dog will not sleep, no matter how sleepy, if Person is still awake.
Fine. I guess the squirrels guard the house at night.
Posted by: Miklos, will read in place of repose at February 14, 2022 12:40 AM (QzkSJ)
There is so much beauty in this world. I'm talking geography.
People can be interesting, at a distance.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 14, 2022 12:33 AM (IDhUW)"
Eh, there are even still places I want to go see the people as well. I don't imagine I'll be going there except maybe years from now if things sorta shake out.
Totaly not related to that, a heads up to any Washington State people... there are bills moving along the pipeline that may or may not reach the signature state. If you are lacking standard capacity magazines or stuff like Polymer80's and receiver blanks for DIY... you might want to fix that. Soon.
Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at February 14, 2022 12:40 AM (lulXR)
Posted by: ... at February 14, 2022 12:40 AM (dscaa)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2022 10:21 PM (ESjRY)
I didn't watch but could hear the neighbor's loud poolside TV, and evidently, it must be cool to be patriotic now that the potato in chief is prez. First, America the Beautiful, then the Star Spangled Banner! And military and stuff! Almost puked hearing it.
Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says HONK at February 14, 2022 12:41 AM (hlxe7)
Posted by: ...
a good Priest-programmer could write a macro
Posted by: Miklos, who does it old school analogue at February 14, 2022 12:41 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says HONK at February 14, 2022 12:41 AM (hlxe7)
They pull that shit every time we get an idiot dumbocrat in office.
Posted by: ... at February 14, 2022 12:42 AM (dscaa)
They have mutually decided to see different genders
Posted by: azjaeger at February 14, 2022 12:43 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at February 14, 2022 12:44 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at February 14, 2022 12:44 AM (i+3WY)
They have mutually decided to see different genders
Posted by: azjaeger
So those crazy kids have a chance
Posted by: Miklos, liking a nice story at February 14, 2022 12:44 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, who does it old school analogue at February 14, 2022 12:41 AM (QzkSJ)
We thought you were going to bed. How can we begin our mischief, er guarding, if you're still awake?
Posted by: The Squirrels at February 14, 2022 12:45 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: runner at February 14, 2022 12:46 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 14, 2022 12:46 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: The Squirrels
as you were
Posted by: Miklos, adiosing at February 14, 2022 12:46 AM (QzkSJ)
Not quite curious enough to research that.
Posted by: irongrampa at February 14, 2022 12:47 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 14, 2022 12:48 AM (eKvjl)
Not quite curious enough to research that.
Posted by: irongrampa at February 14, 2022 12:47 AM (KATBx)
BLM is short for The BlackLyMpics. Only comes around every four years.
Posted by: ... at February 14, 2022 12:48 AM (dscaa)
Posted by: Dr. Buster Hymandd at February 14, 2022 12:48 AM (znWiM)
You know by now, I'm a Christian. I know I'm saved by God's Mercy and Grace. I sincerely believe that. At the same time I also at times, look at myself, and think I'm so broken, what can God do with me? It is a dark place to be. But I'm ok with that because it keeps me humble before God and experience tells me to persevere, a sense of hope will return.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 14, 2022 12:50 AM (IDhUW)
Friend of mine, always wore heavy knitted, mis-matched socks.
This kind of sock would soon become favorites of mine.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 14, 2022 12:55 AM (IDhUW)
My parish send me a miss you post card. Gave a date we will be dropped from the registry of active parishioners. Why would they give an expiration date? Maybe a phone call or a visit would work better. Disappointing at best.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at February 14, 2022 12:56 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 14, 2022 12:50 AM (IDhUW)
We are broken, but it's amazing what the good Lord can do with shards. He makes beautiful things from broken pieces. There is a lot going on that can try the most steadfast soul. My prayer for you is His comfort and encouragement in your daily walk. God bless you.
Posted by: Moki at February 14, 2022 12:56 AM (JrN/x)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 14, 2022 12:55 AM (IDhUW)
Yes. 20% wool, and 80% love.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2022 12:56 AM (P3gRi)
There's not a soul in this fallen world that isn't broken. I will pray for you to find peace with who and what you are.
For context, I'm a fucking mess. But I think many would say that. And those who wouldn't are either oblivious, dishonest, or among the most fortunate people around, at least for the time being.
But as others pointed out, God fits in the spaces of our brokenness. He doesn't want or expect us to be perfect.
Posted by: ... at February 14, 2022 01:01 AM (dscaa)
My parish send me a miss you post card. Gave a date we will be dropped from the registry of active parishioners. Why would they give an expiration date? Maybe a phone call or a visit would work better. Disappointing at best.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still
The Auto Warranty guys at least give you a phone call.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 14, 2022 01:03 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Doof at February 14, 2022 01:03 AM (mZUr4)
USN, that postcard seems impersonal, which is too bad.
I'm very introverted, and like to keep to myself, but I'm learning that I should engage with my brothers and sisters in Christ, because it is a way of showing love.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 14, 2022 01:04 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 14, 2022 01:03 AM (63Dwl)
Even if you don't own a car.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2022 01:04 AM (P3gRi)
If that's not worthy of celebration, then nothing is.
Posted by: irongrampa at February 14, 2022 01:05 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
A phone call ???????
Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at February 14, 2022 01:05 AM (okV1R)
Posted by: Doof at February 14, 2022 01:03 AM (mZUr4)
Bird is the word:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSByyz2rFk
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2022 01:08 AM (P3gRi)
Yes, I think many of the Horde understand this which is why this is a good place to be. There are those in the Christian setting that can portray the Christian experience as becoming immune to depression or other sins.
That is not my experience and I hope to encourage others who may be in the same situation.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 14, 2022 01:09 AM (IDhUW)
Asking for a friend, LOL
Posted by: parsimony at February 14, 2022 01:10 AM (X1xq4)
Posted by: parsimony at February 14, 2022 01:10 AM (X1xq4)
You are hinting that he was, uh, galvanized?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2022 01:13 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: irongrampa at February 14, 2022 01:14 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: ... at February 14, 2022 01:01 AM (dscaa)
Pretty much how I see it. I don't know if I'm an outlier or what, but I made peace with what I am looong ago. I came to terms with what I am. If I'm broke, I don't know it, because I'm exactly who I want to be. They were my choices. I often wonder if there is a collective where all of mankind's experiences go, kinda like a galactic library. For example, take a kid, 2 years old, never sat at a piano, yet gets behind one and plays like frigging Beethoven. What is he tapping into? Is there some great galactic knowledge base that he somehow managed to access? I think the secret may be finding out what you're good at, come to terms with it, and be the best you can be at it, and eventually you just become part of the great knowledge dump in the sky. I sit halfway between science and religion, because neither one can explain it all. We could be one big science experiment for all I know. I think god probably would be happy if we did all we could to gain human experiences without being a shithead and contribute them.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2022 01:15 AM (VwHCD)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSByyz2rFk
Funny! What is the context? I've heard the words. Now I've seen the song. Was it just a "have fun" song?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 14, 2022 01:16 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 14, 2022 01:19 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 14, 2022 01:20 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at February 14, 2022 01:21 AM (p8hGW)
Some days, it seems like God has me sitting on his shoulder. I'm looking around without a care, feelin' great!
Other days, it seems like God has put me on a table, and is using me like a cue ball. Rack 'em up! Pow! Ow!
Posted by: JQ at February 14, 2022 01:22 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 14, 2022 01:16 AM (IDhUW)
I don't think there is any deep meaning to it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2022 01:24 AM (P3gRi)
Still laughing. Are you sure? lol.
I guess I was wondering if it was a kids' show or late night or something. But now I will amuse myself by thinking that it was a message to aliens to keep them from attempting to make contact.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 14, 2022 01:27 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 14, 2022 01:28 AM (KFhLj)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 14, 2022 01:30 AM (KFhLj)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 14, 2022 01:30 AM (KFhLj)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 14, 2022 01:30 AM (KFhLj)
Indeed! Love it!!
Posted by: Doof at February 14, 2022 01:31 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 13, 2022 10:20 PM (nxdel)
Quarterbacks and Centers report for training camp next week.
Posted by: Fox2! at February 14, 2022 01:33 AM (qyH+l)
Because ravens warn each other when a car is coming.
Wait for it.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 14, 2022 01:34 AM (IDhUW)
Some days, it seems like God has me sitting on his shoulder. I'm looking around without a care, feelin' great!
Other days, it seems like God has put me on a table, and is using me like a cue ball. Rack 'em up! Pow! Ow!
Posted by: JQ at February 14, 2022 01:22 AM (dB4Iz)
I think thats just a shit luck of the draw when you're doing hard time on planet earth. Good days and bad days. The test is how you deal with it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2022 01:35 AM (VwHCD)
Other days, it seems like God has put me on a table, and is using me like a cue ball. Rack 'em up! Pow! Ow!
Posted by: JQ
He couldn't sink the other balls without you.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 14, 2022 01:36 AM (63Dwl)
Not quite curious enough to research that.
Posted by: irongrampa at February 14, 2022 12:47 AM (KATBx)
Dunno. Didn't watch a second. But I read that M&M took a knee at the halftime show.
Didn't he get indicted for fraud over his 'home improvement' show? Probably skated with high priced lawyers. Sigh.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 14, 2022 01:40 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Insomniac
Your stuff?
Can haz?
Posted by: Miklos will survive like K-Doe and "Mother in Law" at February 14, 2022 12:26 AM (QzkSJ)
I get the contents of his likker cabinet and all of the loose change. This was promised here on the ONT years ago.
Fight me!
Posted by: Madame Miley the Duchess will interpret your dreams and open window to self at February 14, 2022 01:51 AM (Mzdiz)
This is the low point of the romantic comedy when our hero goes out and does something dramatic and over the top to win back the heart of the lady.
*waits expectantly*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 14, 2022 01:52 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at February 14, 2022 12:39 AM (i+3WY)
He finally wriggled out of their grasp around 7 pm. No reason for them to hang onto him for the extra 7 hours. Just fucking around, or maybe they get to charge more if they feed him dinner.
THEN the door to the main entrance was locked and we all had to wait an extra 10 minutes for John Candy to show up and let him out.
Moose out front shoulda told ya.
Posted by: Madame Miley the Duchess will interpret your dreams and open window to self at February 14, 2022 01:57 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 14, 2022 01:59 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: JQ at February 14, 2022 02:01 AM (dB4Iz)
Really, after 2 years and the omicron, they think they can escape coof cooties in the hospital.
Anyway, my germ-laden lover is back home.
Got a call from DHEC, drooling for all of the details of his disease. I spoke to Shania. Told her that when he called me to report he had the coof, we both LOL'd. She laughed too, so I figured she was cool, and she was. VERY based.
Still, to keep her job she's had to load up on the shots. I told her PLEASE no more boosters, hon. Just delay somehow until they give it up. No job is worth those rubbery tentacles in your veins.
Posted by: Madame Miley the Duchess will interpret your dreams and open window to self at February 14, 2022 02:03 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 14, 2022 02:05 AM (KFhLj)
I just don't know what to make of this. How long has he been coof-positive (if indeed he really is). Who knows?
Posted by: Madame Miley the Duchess will interpret your dreams and open window to self at February 14, 2022 02:07 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Madame Miley the Duchess will interpret your dreams and open window to self at February 14, 2022 02:08 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2022 02:10 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Earnest Miklos-Ansley at February 14, 2022 02:11 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 14, 2022 02:12 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 14, 2022 02:14 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 14, 2022 02:16 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2022 02:18 AM (lDew/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2022 02:19 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 14, 2022 02:19 AM (IDhUW)
Maybe the veggie chow mein...
Posted by: JQ at February 14, 2022 02:20 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2022 02:23 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: JQ at February 14, 2022 02:25 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 14, 2022 02:16 AM (a4EWo)
Is that what we're calling it now?
Posted by: Haribo sugar free gummi bears at February 14, 2022 02:27 AM (Mzdiz)
All, howdy do to you and you,
it's me, it's me, it's Ernest T. Publius.
I've been conked out on the couch and just got up, and Miley said y'all were asking.
I'm okay. My BP is still a little on the high side -- they've put on some more meds (different beta blocker and upped the dosage of lisinopril). Basically I had another "hypertensive urgency" episode, along with dizziness. That suggested a possible stroke or TIA, and that thoroughly checked all that out.
Good news is nothing showed up, my brain is fine and dandy, and my heart is fine and dandy too. Cat scans, MRI, ECG monitoring for the whole damn, and an echocardiogram. Everything looked good.
Incidentally, blood sugar has improved as well. Early this morning, my glucose level was just 87 (whatever units those are, I forget).
continued...
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 14, 2022 02:27 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: JQ at February 14, 2022 02:31 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, bearer of coof? at February 14, 2022 02:32 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: JQ at February 14, 2022 02:32 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, bearer of coof? at February 14, 2022 02:32 AM (Mzdiz)
I, however, am still At Your Service. fwiw
Posted by: JQ at February 14, 2022 02:33 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, bearer of coof? at February 14, 2022 02:33 AM (Mzdiz)
Now, the bad and stupid news. I tested positive for the Coof. To be admitted to the hospital, that is required. And I popped positive.
I was experiencing zero symptoms of anything cold like or respiratory disease like -- anything beyond normal. I have hay fever, and various little allergies to various and sundry particles Mother nature throws out. My nose and sinuses are complaining of different things all year round.
This time of year, cold and dry, my sinuses don't like that.
So now that I know, there may be something little bug messing around, but it's not even a cold.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 14, 2022 02:34 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, bearer of coof? at February 14, 2022 02:34 AM (Mzdiz)
My Rx for you is lotsa close snuggles from your Miley.
PRN. Lotsa lotsa PRN.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 14, 2022 02:35 AM (QzJWU)
That's where they gots this big ol' fan doodad, an' it sucks all the other rooms' sicky air into *your* hospital room while exhausting out the window, right?
Posted by: JQ at February 14, 2022 02:36 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, bearer of coof? at February 14, 2022 02:37 AM (Mzdiz)
My parish send me a miss you post card. Gave a date we will be dropped from the registry of active parishioners. Why would they give an expiration date? Maybe a phone call or a visit would work better. Disappointing at best.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at February 14, 2022 12:56
USNtakim, that really sounds rather unchristian. Maybe you should point that out to whatever azzhole decided to send such a card out.
Posted by: Farmer at February 14, 2022 02:39 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, bearer of coof? at February 14, 2022 02:39 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Farmer at February 14, 2022 02:39 AM (55Qr6)
Unchristian and abrupt. A poor business model?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, bearer of coof? at February 14, 2022 02:41 AM (Mzdiz)
Yes, the negative pressure hospital room. They put Coof positive patients in these. These are regular hospital rooms they have jury-rigged with a big ass (and probably very expensive) 2000 CFM blower device. It sucks air out of the room through a massive HEPA filter device, than blows it out through a large (maybe 1.5' diameter or so flex duck.
The removed one of the windows and jury rigged something like a giant hospital window-sized dryer wall vent to blow that 2000CFM flow outside.
Being in the room is miserable. That thing is loud, and sleep not to mention concentration was impossible. Couldn't hear shit either, including what everyone was saying. The damn masks, face shields and bunny suits muffled them all to begin with.
Oh, and the food was the absolute worst I've ever had at any hospital, most likely anywhere. Breakfast was the worst grits, scrambled eggs, and piece of link sausage you've ever seen. May have have been 3D printed or something.
Well, I'm out, getting sleepy again. See y'all tomorrow.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 14, 2022 02:41 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: JQ at February 14, 2022 02:41 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: JQ at February 14, 2022 02:42 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, bearer of coof? at February 14, 2022 02:44 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, bearer of coof? at February 14, 2022 02:48 AM (Mzdiz)
This has been a problem for many people, ever since the beginning! Especially those of us with hearing problems.
I worked in a very loud (hearing protection required) environment for over 25 years. Yes, I wore either earplugs or muffs every day.
Still, I have nerve damage. And became more dependent on lip-reading than I was ever consciously aware of-- until people began covering their mouths!
Posted by: JQ at February 14, 2022 02:53 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: JQ at February 14, 2022 02:54 AM (dB4Iz)
As for bp meds, I'm on a combo of 3, amlodipine, metropolol and lisinopril, they all work different ways. I'm apparently hard to control, but then Jules could have told 'em that.
Oh pub, while you were gone I got branded a troll last night. That was too funny. Glad you are home and better.
Posted by: Farmer at February 14, 2022 02:58 AM (55Qr6)
I take Amlodipine too. With Losartan.
Posted by: JQ at February 14, 2022 03:01 AM (dB4Iz)
But I'm not that tired yet! Silly cat. He's a good 'un so far.
Posted by: JQ at February 14, 2022 03:04 AM (dB4Iz)
Oh, one more thing I forgot to mention (my brain is not hitting on all 8 with all this going on). Several of the nurses and doctors, including the ER as well as the upper floor were all apologetic about the "protocols".
They all (the ones that talked) said "We're all getting sick and tired of this crap, it's driving us all nuts, and we hope this nonsense is going to end soon.". They're not the ones pushing it. It's higher up administration and state/local health agencies.
And they basically chuckled about my asymptomatic Coof infection. The doctor upstairs doing all the stroke assessment and heart diagnostics said they've seen that all through this mess, from the very beginning. People coming in for something else, testing positive, and having no Coof symptoms at all.
We all knew that, too. But the media and "public health" didn't want to point that out.
I'm out for real, now, take care.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 14, 2022 03:05 AM (Mzdiz)
Publius has had quite a time of it, I see. Good to hear you're back home and can get some sleep at last.
I'm up to work out before heading back to the Crazy World that is my employer these days. A quick pass at my state taxes indicates that I will get a tiny bit back this year, so I'm going to work the form up and mail it this week.
Chekov the Ailing Codger Cat is continuing. More later.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 14, 2022 03:21 AM (c6xtn)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 14, 2022 03:22 AM (KFhLj)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 14, 2022
***
I've had 2 cats who weighed 14 lbs. without being fat. Impressive is the word I'd use.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 14, 2022 03:27 AM (c6xtn)
Posted by: Fox2! at February 14, 2022 03:31 AM (qyH+l)
Started keeping him indoors overnight, around New Year. Got him to the vet, checked out, got all his shots... he's our baby now!
Mellow dude, he is.
Posted by: JQ at February 14, 2022 03:34 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: Fox2! at February 14, 2022
***
I need to reread that novel. When I read it at age 20, I had no knowledge of the business world at all (though I still found the story compelling). I bet I'd get a lot more out of it now.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 14, 2022 03:35 AM (c6xtn)
Posted by: JQ at February 14, 2022 03:46 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: JQ at February 14, 2022
***
He's hanging . . . but he has developed an antipathy to our company. He'll be sprawled in one room, and when I come in, he'll get up and move to the other. I'm not kidding. He purrs when we pet or groom him, but he no longer wants to be in the same room with us. This is something I never thought I'd see from a cat who used to insist on sitting on or near us. Dementia? I don' t know. He still knows his name, where the food and litter box are, all that.
Maybe it's because of our frequent assaults (as he sees it?) on him for meds. And maybe he just wants to be alone. But . . . it's disheartening to say the least. It makes this whole scene even more difficult.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 14, 2022 03:51 AM (c6xtn)
Posted by: Skip at February 14, 2022 03:58 AM (2JoB8)
Awww, man.... Poor kitty. Poor hooman. BTDT and it sux!
Posted by: JQ at February 14, 2022 04:03 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: Skip at February 14, 2022 04:04 AM (2JoB8)
That is because it was a mostly white protest.
Posted by: sidney at February 14, 2022 05:40 AM (7/kmB)
Posted by: Joe at February 14, 2022 06:48 AM (wBwRx)
I don't get it.
Why not just tell his dad when he gets home, and have him paddle the boy and return the goods?
Oh, you decided you didn't need dad, and now your son is a "they/them" who cannot be controlled and is crazy?
Weird how that worked out.
Who could have seen it coming?!
Now, lets not see the same hands every time.
Posted by: gekkobear at February 14, 2022 11:31 PM (I388C)
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