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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (2/12/22)
EVERYBODY WAS LAUGHING. WHEN HIS LAST BULLET HAD BEEN FIRED, THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER, STILL LAUGHING, HOLSTERED HIS GUN AND TURNED AROUND TO GO BACK INTO THE SALOON. THE OLD WOMAN TURNED TO HER PACK MULE, PULLED OUT A DOUBLE-BARRELED SHOTGUN, AND COCKED BOTH HAMMERS.THE LOUD CLICKS CARRIED CLEARLY THROUGH THE DESERT AIR, AND THE CROWD STOPPED LAUGHING IMMEDIATELY. THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER HEARD THE SOUNDS, TOO, AND HE TURNED AROUND VERY SLOWLY. THE SILENCE WAS ALMOST DEAFENING. THE CROWD WATCHED AS THE YOUNG GUNMAN STARED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND THE LARGE GAPING HOLES OF THOSE TWIN BARRELS.THE BARRELS OF THE SHOTGUN NEVER WAVERED IN THE OLD WOMAN’S HANDS, AS SHE QUIETLY SAID, “SON, HAVE YOU EVER KISSED A MULE’S ASS?” THE GUNSLINGER SWALLOWED HARD AND SAID, “NO M’AM… BUT I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO. THERE ARE FIVE LESSONS HERE FOR ALL OF US: 1 – Never be arrogant.
2 – Don’t waste ammunition.
3 – Whiskey makes you think you’re smarter than you are.
4 – Always make sure you know who has the power.
5 – Don’t mess with old women; they didn’t get old by being stupid.(H/T mindful webworker)
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This year’s Big Game between the Los Angeles Rams and the Cincinnati Bengals here in LA’s new stadium has football fans super excited across the City of Angels and beyond. Let’s be honest, though, this unofficial American holiday is as much about the food as it is about football. Planning a healthy menu for the Big Game is easier than you may expect and will make your home team fans go wild. Why be mindful about food and drink when the Big Game happens just one day out of the year? Overindulgence on Sunday leads to as many as one in four employees calling in sick on Monday. Heartburn and blood sugar problems are just a few of the unpleasant side effects that can occur when eating in excess and deviating from your usual meal plan. Here are some healthy Game Day menu ideas to fuel your football-watching:
This looks like fun both as a spectator and participant.
It seems like some people have all the luck. Other people are born with a Lucky Rabbit's Foot up their ass.
THIS is the shocking moment a woman is run over twice after a driver apparently mistook her for a snowdrift. The 77-year-old pedestrian miraculously survived without a scratch after the motorist ran her over while reversing from a parking spot.
Nope. No inflation in the pre-owned vehicle market.
InIn December 2014, I bought a Honda Fit right off the lot. It had 23 miles, and I paid $20,814.80, including accessories and an extended warranty. This December, a buzzy startup called Carvana drove away with my car, cutting me a check for $20,905 — leaving me with a profit of $90.20. Not only that, but Carvana’s offer was $5,000 higher than Vroom, $6,000 higher than TrueCar, and $7,500 higher than CarMax. Carvana’s offer changed day by day, too: the final one I accepted was $1,338 higher than its lowest quote. I knew I had everything going for me — low mileage, no accidents, and desirable trim at a time when car prices are going through the roof on a model that Honda discontinued. And yet, it sounded ludicrous. Used cars almost never sell for more than their original price, and the company knew next to nothing about me. Yet, Carvana’s algorithm had agreed to pay $20K for my car sight-unseen, even bring a pre-printed check to my door, before any inspection took place. The online quote arrived so fast, I knew a human couldn’t have been involved.
No mention of Sous Vide.
1950s Food Porn: The Good Housekeeping’s Cookery Book
The Good Housekeeping's Cookery Book was a national best-seller, the go-to book for the "housewife" who wanted to make housekeeping "a pleasure rather than a burden."
Do you remember Fingos? Not quite as classy as Kaboom.
Fingos
A classic business failure. In the early 1990s, the marketing team at General Mills came up with the idea of a cereal that could be eaten without milk any time of day. Despite spending millions to promote it, hardly anyone bought the stuff. From Wikipedia:
Teenage Wasteland
I can smell the potpourri now. The Glade freshener. The rosewater. Gram had a bitchin’ keyboard in the living room. I can hear the snap of the switches. Feel the sproing of the nasty plastic keys. Only one thing is out of place in this video. Gram would never let you put a drink on top of her organ without a coaster under it. Shame on you.
Geography Lesson.
FROM BUTT HOLE ROAD TO CLIMAX, PA: THE HORNY ART OF VULGAR GEOGRAPHY
The age-old practice of ‘vulgar geography’ involves giving incredibly sexual names to otherwise uneventful places. But when it comes to naming mountains and streams, how much can you really get away with? For decades, English-speaking tourists have made pilgrimages from around the world to visit a tiny, Austrian village once known as Fucking. No doubt chuckling the entire time, pranksters have stolen the town’s official road sign on countless occasions (at one point it had to be chained to the ground), whereas local residents have long complained about having to shrug off constant, shitty jokes made by visitors. In late 2020, frustrated citizens rallied together to campaign for an official name change. They succeeded, and soon afterwards, the local mayor announced that Fucking would now be known as Fugging, although the nearby Oberfucking and Unterfucking still exist in Austria.
If the Fabulous Mrs. Mis. Hum. is lurking tonight. Don't click this link. Don't do it!
Reason #242 not to live in Madison, WI. This guy ought to be receiving a medal instead of a felony charge.
Wisconsin man is facing a felony charge after using his truck to T-bone a vehicle carrying two people who had just stolen a snow blower from his family’s garage, police report. According to cops, Corey Sanderson, 29, intentionally plowed into the driver’s side of the getaway car as it turned onto a street a few blocks from his Madison residence. The vehicle’s occupants, a man and a woman, suffered “serious, but non-life threatening injuries” and were transported late Monday night to a local hospital, investigators say. Sanderson (seen at right) told Madison Police Department officers that he “saw two people steal a snow blower from his garage and began following them in his truck.” He reportedly admitted intentionally t-boning the other vehicle, prompting cops to arrest him on a felony reckless endangerment charge.
She's not Number 1. She's a Genius Award Winner.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at February 12, 2022 09:32 PM (nRMeC)
Posted by: NR Pax at February 12, 2022 09:33 PM (WD1fh)
Posted by: callsign claymore at February 12, 2022 09:33 PM (a8sOc)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 12, 2022 09:34 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2022 09:34 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 12, 2022 09:35 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2022 09:36 PM (dNqv+)
That bar pictured is on Ionia street, Grand Rapids, Mi.
Posted by: Auspex at February 12, 2022 09:36 PM (Xo3T0)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 12, 2022 09:36 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 12, 2022 09:38 PM (nxdel)
That bar pictured is on Ionia street, Grand Rapids, Mi.
Posted by: Auspex at February 12, 2022 09:36 PM (Xo3T0)
Could be any bar in small town Midwest.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2022 09:39 PM (aA3+G)
Da fuq??
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2022 09:39 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 12, 2022 09:38 PM (nxdel)
Shhhhh.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2022 09:39 PM (aA3+G)
Not going to lie; I would not do that job without multiple layers on.
Posted by: NR Pax at February 12, 2022 09:39 PM (t/mkx)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 12, 2022 09:40 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Farmer at February 12, 2022 09:40 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 12, 2022 09:40 PM (BvX7g)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2022 09:43 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: lin-duh at February 12, 2022 09:43 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: callsign claymore at February 12, 2022 09:43 PM (a8sOc)
'I can't put my arms down!'
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2022 09:44 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Craftsmanship like that is to be celebrated.
Posted by: Some Rat at February 12, 2022 09:44 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Grog at February 12, 2022 09:44 PM (YFj/0)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 12, 2022 09:45 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2022 09:47 PM (0OP+5)
Is it part of that "Olympics" thing?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 12, 2022 09:45 PM (Dc2NZ)
Some sort of Weasel wrangling event, I believe.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2022 09:47 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Some Rat at February 12, 2022 09:47 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Craftsmanship like that is to be celebrated.
Posted by: Some Rat at February 12, 2022 09:44 PM (r1z5A)
A possible Hobby Thread topic down the road.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2022 09:48 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2022 09:47 PM (0OP+5)
Hot damn!
Rye.
Neat, please.
Posted by: tbodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at February 12, 2022 09:48 PM (6jpby)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2022 09:39 PM (aA3+G)
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Trash Panda wingman is:
Badger - Wisconsin
Muskrat - Michigan
Chupacabra - Somewhere in the Southwest
Marshwiggle - Santa Cruz and yer trippin' ballz
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 12, 2022 09:48 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: From that time at February 12, 2022 09:49 PM (4780s)
Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2022 09:49 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2022 09:50 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: From that time
You people and your need to heat your homes.
Posted by: joey b. at February 12, 2022 09:51 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: From that time at February 12, 2022 09:51 PM (4780s)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2022 09:51 PM (U2p+3)
Raccoons are regulars in Midwest bars?
Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2022 09:50 PM (ZLI7S)
Yes, we do not discriminate
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2022 09:51 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 12, 2022 09:38 PM (nxdel)
She's cute as hell, but hell no.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2022 09:51 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Infidel at February 12, 2022 09:51 PM (iFFK0)
Posted by: Theodore at February 12, 2022 09:52 PM (GJnvT)
Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2022 09:47 PM (0OP+5)
Jack and coke, if you please.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2022 09:52 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Did ya see the otter stamp?
Posted by: joey b. at February 12, 2022 09:52 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: DB at February 12, 2022 09:52 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Some Rat at February 12, 2022 09:52 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2022 09:53 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2022 09:53 PM (dNqv+)
We are not worthy!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2022 09:53 PM (U2p+3)
1) You're welcome.
2) Yes you are.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2022 09:53 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Marcus Gravey at February 12, 2022 09:53 PM (kNgCR)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2022 09:53 PM (dNqv+)
It is a mystery....
Vlad
Posted by: tbodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at February 12, 2022 09:54 PM (6jpby)
Posted by: Gov. Gavin Newsom at February 12, 2022 09:55 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: ShainS -- Keep on HONKING in the Free World! at February 12, 2022 09:55 PM (743lG)
Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2022 09:47 PM (0OP+5)
Jack and coke, if you please.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2022 09:52 PM (4I
And put a quarter in the jukebox for Too Many Choices by Dave Matthews Band.
Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2022 09:55 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 12, 2022 09:55 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
That just can't be. They have embraced the good that is renewables.
Posted by: Some Rat at February 12, 2022 09:55 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 12, 2022 09:55 PM (7ZQe3)
I do agree.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2022 09:56 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 12, 2022 09:56 PM (lCui1)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 12, 2022 09:57 PM (rfjjV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2022 09:57 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 12, 2022 09:57 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: tbodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at February 12, 2022 09:57 PM (6jpby)
Posted by: Senor Coffee at February 12, 2022 09:58 PM (iSbhf)
Posted by: Zettai at February 12, 2022 09:58 PM (L8R6G)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~Honk! Honk! Let's Geau Brandeau!~ at February 12, 2022 09:58 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2022 09:58 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Biden's Dark Winter of Death and Despair was to fall on America but will land on Europe.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2022 09:58 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 12, 2022 09:59 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 12, 2022 09:59 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Wanted to try my hand at bee keeping, but the whole stingy, stingy thing puts me off.
Posted by: Some Rat at February 12, 2022 09:59 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 12, 2022 09:56 PM (lCui1)
The bartender says ' the raccoon can stay but if you puppies are under three I can't serve you'
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 12, 2022 10:00 PM (rfjjV)
Posted by: dartist at February 12, 2022 10:00 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, HONK! Believing in America at February 12, 2022 10:01 PM (973h7)
Love the Saturday Night Joke!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, HONK! Believing in America at February 12, 2022 10:01 PM (973h7)
You're welcome.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2022 10:02 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2022 10:02 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 12, 2022 10:03 PM (7ZQe3)
1) The Australian chick was not there. I like the accent.
2) The other normal host annoys the living fuck out of me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2022 10:03 PM (dNqv+)
Wow. Speech control, cancel culture on steroids, guns aplenty, and violence.
Microaggression? Arrested at your door, off with your shirt, neck collar and leashed to the back of an oxcart, led down the streets while your back is flogged to hamburger.
Say the wrong thing about anything, into the stocks you go.
Didn't take much to get hanged, and they strung up plenty of women.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at February 12, 2022 10:04 PM (KiBMU)
Mrs. F. never puts milk on her cereal. Its weird.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 12, 2022 09:59 PM (EZebt)
I've heard of people using OJ, sometimes water...these people are to be shunned.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 12, 2022 10:05 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2022 10:05 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
That just can't be. They have embraced the good that is renewables.
Posted by: Some Rat at February 12, 2022 09:55 PM (r1z5A)
Whenever I see a story like this I think of Heinlein. "Throughout history, poverty is the normal condition of man. Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded - here and there, now and then - are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised, often condemned, and almost always opposed by all right-thinking people. Whenever this tiny minority is kept from creating, or (as sometimes happens) is driven out of a society, the people then slip back into abject poverty.
This is known as "bad luck."
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2022 10:05 PM (evAgx)
"Probation For Man Who Violated Stuffed Unicorn, "Frozen" Doll Inside Target"
"When confronted, cops say, Meader admitted to “doing ‘stupid stuff’ and admitted that he had ‘nutted’ on the Olaf stuffed animal.” As seen above, a store surveillance camera recorded Meader engaged with the Olaf doll, which he returned in its soiled state to a pile of other stuffed animals."
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 12, 2022 10:06 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Rocky Raccoon at February 12, 2022 10:07 PM (qFDg6)
Wow. Speech control, cancel culture on steroids, guns aplenty, and violence.
Microaggression? Arrested at your door, off with your shirt, neck collar and leashed to the back of an oxcart, led down the streets while your back is flogged to hamburger.
Say the wrong thing about anything, into the stocks you go.
Didn't take much to get hanged, and they strung up plenty of women.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at February 12, 2022 10:04 PM (KiBMU)
You left out 'Bring out your dead.' and 'that's a carrot not my nose'.
Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2022 10:07 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: klaftern at February 12, 2022 10:07 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2022 10:05 PM (evAgx)
I have often thought that Heinlein actually time-traveled, because, sadly, he captured the future so well!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~Honk! Honk! Let's Geau Brandeau!~ at February 12, 2022 10:07 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Tom Servo
It's not like we haven't been warned AND have a ton of examples which show the truth of it.
Posted by: Some Rat at February 12, 2022 10:08 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Infidel at February 12, 2022 10:08 PM (iFFK0)
Posted by: Pete Bog at February 12, 2022 10:08 PM (gXWAI)
Get some of those scoop shaped Fritos and eat the entire crockpot and drink a fifth of liquor.
It will reduce stress levels, and stress is the silent killer.
Posted by: Obama at February 12, 2022 10:08 PM (CtMUr)
Posted by: Theodore at February 12, 2022 10:08 PM (GJnvT)
**
I thought the woman was around 70years old. Caption says 47.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 12, 2022 10:09 PM (lCui1)
Okay, shave off a patch and I'll do it.
You know I love ya, baby!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 12, 2022 10:09 PM (Dc2NZ)
Get some of those scoop shaped Fritos and eat the entire crockpot and drink a fifth of liquor.
It will reduce stress levels, and stress is the silent killer.
Posted by: Obama at February 12, 2022 10:08 PM (CtMUr)
I never would have expected that recipe from you.
Beer? Sausage? Maybe tofu and white wine.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2022 10:10 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: dartist at February 12, 2022 10:10 PM (+ya+t)
He is becoming more and more the "cat" that all of us who love cats want. He rubs more, he jumps on chests more, and he even "meowd" once tonight.
(Not sure why, usually when silent cats meow it indicates distress, but he seems fine. Maybe he just wanted to wake me up.)
Anyway, he's great and keeps getting greater. He's still working on the "snuggling" bit, but he's a fast learner.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 12, 2022 10:10 PM (m0zqP)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 12, 2022 10:09 PM (lCui1)
Some people live REALLY rough.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2022 10:11 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2022 09:58 PM (4I/2K)
Fear not, Team Biden will ensure there is plenty of misery for his own citizens!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~Honk! Honk! Let's Geau Brandeau!~ at February 12, 2022 10:12 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Infidel at February 12, 2022 10:12 PM (iFFK0)
Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2022 10:12 PM (0OP+5)
Anyway, he's great and keeps getting greater. He's still working on the "snuggling" bit, but he's a fast learner.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 12, 2022 10:10 PM (m0zqP)
That's great, BC.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2022 10:12 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Roger Goodhead at February 12, 2022 10:12 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2022 10:05 PM (evAgx)
Current euphemism is "industry head winds". CEO of my company has been blaming his total failure for 7 years on "industry head winds".
Posted by: tbodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at February 12, 2022 10:12 PM (6jpby)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 12, 2022 10:12 PM (nxdel)
Microaggression? Arrested at your door, off with your shirt, neck collar and leashed to the back of an oxcart, led down the streets while your back is flogged to hamburger.
Say the wrong thing about anything, into the stocks you go.
Didn't take much to get hanged, and they strung up plenty of women.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at February 12, 2022 10:04 PM
Low-trust society...
Posted by: Zettai at February 12, 2022 10:12 PM (o/bie)
The other night it was chowing out of a small stainless bowl we have outside. I went to grab the bowl and the fucker took it out of my hand and started to run off with it. Seriously.
I see some serious gun play in the future.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 12, 2022 10:12 PM (BFigT)
I'm so happy for you. And so proud of you for pulling the plug and letting all that worry down the drain and getting a feline friend.
Enjoy!
PS, he's really not plotting to kill you.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2022 10:12 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 12, 2022 10:13 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 12, 2022 10:13 PM (lCui1)
Okay, shave off a patch and I'll do it.
You know I love ya, baby!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread)
Love his stuff, gotta take a pass on the...depth of my appreciation.
Posted by: Some Rat at February 12, 2022 10:13 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Senor Coffee at February 12, 2022 10:14 PM (iSbhf)
Thanks for the update on Robert the Cat! Sounds like he is adjusting well to his new home and his new buddy.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, HONK! Believing in America at February 12, 2022 10:14 PM (973h7)
Posted by: Trigglypuff at February 12, 2022 10:14 PM (Xrfse)
I always loved the idea of nuclear power and Thorium is just such a great idea.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2022 10:14 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: callsign claymore at February 12, 2022 09:43 PM (a8sOc)
I'm not able to view anything ever from Instagram. Just a login screen. And I will never have an account. It's a completely walled off section of the internet.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 12, 2022 10:14 PM (BvX7g)
Posted by: Infidel at February 12, 2022 10:12 PM (iFFK0)
At $4/lb, you got gold in thar there freezer.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2022 10:14 PM (4I/2K)
I'm not watching either. But I am making a great pot roast tomorrow. It's my SIL's recipe and it melts in your mouth.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 12, 2022 10:15 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 12, 2022 10:13 PM (lCui1)
That's what I said. Actually, I just kind of leaned away from the computer screen.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2022 10:15 PM (dNqv+)
>And the bartender says, "We don't serve coons in this bar." So the raccoon says, "I knew the bride when she used to rock and roll." And the bartender's grandmother says, "How'd you feel about a shotgun up your ass?"
Posted by: Joking Joe at February 12, 2022 10:15 PM (dA9eR)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 12, 2022 10:13 PM (Dc2NZ)
Sturgeon General and The Little Admirals.
Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2022 10:15 PM (0OP+5)
And outside of my oncologist, I can't think of any reason to go to Madison period. Though seeing shops near State street all boarded up in 19 should have told everyone to stay away as well.
Posted by: Bete at February 12, 2022 10:16 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2022 10:16 PM (dNqv+)
No one I'm interested in. Mostly hip hop and rap shit. Pass.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 12, 2022 10:16 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: wing at February 12, 2022 10:16 PM (PlW9M)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2022 10:05 PM (evAgx)
Current euphemism is "industry head winds". CEO of my company has been blaming his total failure for 7 years on "industry head winds".
Posted by: tbodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at February 12, 2022 10:12 PM (6jpby)
*opens 3rd envelope* Prepare three envelopes.
Posted by: tbodie's CEO at February 12, 2022 10:16 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 12, 2022 10:17 PM (m0zqP)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 12, 2022 10:17 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2022 10:11 PM (dNqv+)
I knew a girl who had been gorgeous at age 25, but by age 35 you would swear she was 60. (and a bad 60) yep, it was meth.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2022 10:17 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 12, 2022 10:17 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: DB at February 12, 2022 10:18 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: dartist at February 12, 2022 10:00
LOL, reminds me of last night. Was at friend's lake cabin, old college friends going back to 1973. Other friend lives next door, possum was bothering their Havenese doggeh, so Kev went out and beat it to death.
He claims they carry rabies and doesn't want them around his place. Seemed a bit extreme, BWTDIK?
Of course I'm the only unvaxxed one and they razz me...well, I'm like F you, if the vaccine works why am I a threat...and you just gave us all rabies. I'll go home, good time, no covid but we all got rabies!
Posted by: Farmer at February 12, 2022 10:18 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Mine is STILL out of saltines (could be poor timing on my part) been a fricking month!
Posted by: Some Rat at February 12, 2022 10:18 PM (r1z5A)
I always loved the idea of nuclear power and Thorium is just such a great idea.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2022 10:14 PM (dNqv+)
I'd like to see those go off like them folks heads in King's Men.
Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2022 10:18 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2022 10:14 PM (dNqv+)
Everytime I mention Thorium reactors I get told that they really aren't Thorium reactors because they also use Uranium.
Which is why we never have meatloaf, beef stew, or corn meal muffins
Posted by: Kindltot at February 12, 2022 10:19 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 12, 2022 10:19 PM (m0zqP)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 12, 2022 10:19 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: tbodie's CEO at February 12, 2022 10:16 PM (4I/2K)
Heh.
Posted by: tbodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at February 12, 2022 10:19 PM (6jpby)
and jugglers maybe
that's it
Posted by: DB at February 12, 2022 10:20 PM (geLO8)
Man, I hope that JJS isn't relocating from NYC to Madison. That would be like going from the frying pan into the fire. Except that it probably doesn't get very hot in Madison, WI.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 12, 2022 10:20 PM (mdjgu)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 12, 2022 10:20 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2022 10:12 PM (U2p+3)
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No, that's just what he wants you to think...All of mine are stone-cold killers (if I ever let them out of the house)...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 12, 2022 10:20 PM (K5n5d)
And outside of my oncologist, I can't think of any reason to go to Madison period. Though seeing shops near State street all boarded up in 19 should have told everyone to stay away as well.
Posted by: Bete at February 12, 2022 10:16 PM (Ojki1)
How are you Bete, my dear? May GOD strengthen you!
Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2022 10:21 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 12, 2022 10:19 PM
Do I detect a bit of confidence and joy in this comment?
Posted by: Zettai at February 12, 2022 10:21 PM (o3AFI)
The other night it was chowing out of a small stainless bowl we have outside. I went to grab the bowl and the fucker took it out of my hand and started to run off with it. Seriously.
I see some serious gun play in the future.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 12, 2022 10:12 PM (BFigT)
Mix in some Tannerite with the cat's food, but only for the trash panda. After a couple of bowlfuls, then sight him in . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2022 10:21 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Senor Coffee at February 12, 2022 10:21 PM (iSbhf)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 12, 2022 10:00 PM (rfjjV)
Subtle, yet clever use of dog year math. Well-played!
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at February 12, 2022 10:21 PM (v23vE)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 12, 2022 10:10 PM (m0zqP)
BeckChas let me add my congratulations on getting Robert to the many you have already received. You will not regret this and I, and many others, look forward to seeing RtC on the Pet Thread!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~Honk! Honk! Let's Geau Brandeau!~ at February 12, 2022 10:21 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2022 10:17 PM (evAgx)
Yeah, it's a killer. That and pills are the worst down here in the great state of Kentucky. (in that respect, Justified was not wrong, but not 'everyone' is an addict or child molester.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2022 10:21 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 12, 2022 10:21 PM (lCui1)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 12, 2022 10:22 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 12, 2022 10:22 PM (II3Gr)
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Hiya Bob!
Posted by: dartist at February 12, 2022 10:22 PM (+ya+t)
Which is why we never have meatloaf, beef stew, or corn meal muffins
Posted by: Kindltot at February 12, 2022 10:19 PM (xhaym)
I've often wondered about that.
Posted by: tbodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at February 12, 2022 10:22 PM (6jpby)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 12, 2022 10:19 PM
What he said!
Posted by: Zettai at February 12, 2022 10:22 PM (o3AFI)
hope all is well
Posted by: wing at February 12, 2022 10:22 PM (PlW9M)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 12, 2022 10:22 PM (m0zqP)
Posted by: PabloD at February 12, 2022 10:22 PM (SGYg6)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2022 10:11 PM (dNqv+)
I knew a girl who had been gorgeous at age 25, but by age 35 you would swear she was 60. (and a bad 60) yep, it was meth.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2022 10:17 PM (evAgx)
Follow the booking pictures.
Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2022 10:23 PM (0OP+5)
Oh that poor thing! They don't carry rabies, and will eat ticks-they're good to have around. https://tinyurl.com/2p8ck5pu
Posted by: Toni at February 12, 2022 10:23 PM (PgM6e)
Which is why we never have meatloaf, beef stew, or corn meal muffins
Posted by: Kindltot at February 12, 2022 10:19 PM (xhaym)
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From what I've seen, the thorium is not used to power the reactor but to cool it. It's more properly referredd to as a "thorium cooled" reactor.
Chinese only steal our nuclear technology. They don't create their own. Ask Westinghouse.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, HONK! Believing in America at February 12, 2022 10:23 PM (973h7)
Posted by: davidt at February 12, 2022 10:23 PM (qFDg6)
Old, dark bars without T.V. are magic.
My fav has two immaculate pool tables, and a pitcher of Two Hearted costs $5.50.
Posted by: Auspex at February 12, 2022 10:23 PM (Xo3T0)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 12, 2022 10:24 PM (m0zqP)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at February 12, 2022 10:24 PM (v23vE)
Posted by: Some Rat at February 12, 2022 10:24 PM (r1z5A)
https://tinyurl.com/mupxwcfs
https://tinyurl.com/2jfc4fjy
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2022 10:25 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Senor Coffee at February 12, 2022 10:25 PM (iSbhf)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 12, 2022 10:22 PM (m0zqP)
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As with any relationship, you'll get out of it what you put into it. I wish you and Robert a long, happy time together. Having cats has been one of the greatest blessings in my life. Good luck!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 12, 2022 10:25 PM (K5n5d)
This is the conclusion of the US "intelligence community", so you know that it's true.
Our only hope is that one steely-eyed man from Scranton can stare Putin in the eye, and get him to back down.
Thank God, that at this moment of supreme crisis, we have Joe Biden at the helm. He's toughness personified.
Posted by: The Media! at February 12, 2022 10:25 PM (I2/tG)
Got me again, MzHm.
Only 68 comments when I got here, but I rolled back up and perused the content.
Hey! I gotz an h/t! Woot. 2b fair, I found it at iotwreport.com
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healthy Game Day menu ideas? Didn't click but I can imagine. Celery sticks with lo-cal vinaigrette dip?
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Heating and Cooling Equipment - I have... questions.
Posted by: mindful webworker and cats at February 12, 2022 10:25 PM (huES0)
I did notice a distinct lack of pictures of black cats in the pet thread today. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Oddbob at February 12, 2022 10:25 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Bete at February 12, 2022 10:26 PM (Ojki1)
...
Posted by: Bete at February 12, 2022 10:16 PM (Ojki1)
I remember how "our" Republicans fought tooth and nail to prevent energy prices from being removed from the inflation calculations...
Oh wait, that happened on another planet far far away!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~Honk! Honk! Let's Geau Brandeau!~ at February 12, 2022 10:26 PM (hOUT3)
Take good enough care of him and he'll wait for you to cool to room temp before eating you.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at February 12, 2022 10:27 PM (Vj+j5)
I have confidence in this, because I have no idea what "stalwart" means. Probably a more austere version of Walmart.
Anyway, off to bed, love you all, and if there are any more comments under my name, it's probably Robert the Cat (TM). He loves the keyboard.,
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 12, 2022 10:27 PM (m0zqP)
Posted by: davidt
Ugh. Just ugh. We were all in our swim suits ready to plunge into Puget Sound (52 degree water). Then. We just put in our clothes and left.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2022 10:27 PM (U2p+3)
https://tinyurl.com/mupxwcfs
https://tinyurl.com/2jfc4fjy
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2022 10:25 PM
The first link is a bit dodgy with redirects, and failed...
Posted by: Zettai at February 12, 2022 10:28 PM (o3AFI)
I saw my pic from Andersonville on the hobby thread today. Thanks MisHum. It's a somber place but worth visiting. They have a POW museum with artifacts, pictures, and stories of POWs from not just the Civil War but the WWs, Korea, and Vietnam, etc.
T
Posted by: fd at February 12, 2022 10:28 PM (vrz2I)
https://tinyurl.com/2p8e73d7
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2022 10:28 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 12, 2022 10:28 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: fd at February 12, 2022 10:28 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 12, 2022 10:29 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Zettai at February 12, 2022 10:28 PM (o3AFI)
I just tried it and did not have any problem. Hmmm. I just used tinyurl as always.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2022 10:29 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Zettai at February 12, 2022 10:29 PM (o3AFI)
Posted by: Crystal Meth at February 12, 2022 10:29 PM (qmS3k)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 12, 2022 10:29 PM (m0zqP)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2022 10:27
What a sad commentary.
Posted by: tbodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at February 12, 2022 10:30 PM (6jpby)
This is the conclusion of the US "intelligence community", so you know that it's true.
Our only hope is that one steely-eyed man from Scranton can stare Putin in the eye, and get him to back down.
Thank God, that at this moment of supreme crisis, we have Joe Biden at the helm. He's toughness personified.
Posted by: The Media! at February 12, 2022 10:25 PM (I2/tG)
Emperor is wearing the most fashionable togs, really looks great!!!
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 12, 2022 10:30 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at February 12, 2022 10:31 PM (v23vE)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 12, 2022 10:31 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~Honk! Honk! Let's Geau Brandeau!~ at February 12, 2022 10:31 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at February 12, 2022 10:31 PM (v23vE)
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 12, 2022 10:31 PM (FBu0o)
I was yesterday years old when I found out that Dr. Richard Daystrom, inventor of the deadly starship-controlling M5 (Star Trek: The Ultimate Computer) is also The King of Cartooooons! (Pee-Wee's Playhouse, for those uncultured enough to not recognize it.) Our kids loved him. He brought the Weird.
Posted by: mindful webworker sitting in chairy at February 12, 2022 10:31 PM (huES0)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 12, 2022 10:31 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Some Rat at February 12, 2022 10:32 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2022 10:32 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Bete at February 12, 2022 10:26 PM (Ojki1)
The black dog. Oof. A lifelong companion of mine as well. Hang in there and always feel free to reach out for encouragement, help, whatever you need.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 12, 2022 10:32 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 12, 2022 10:30 PM (sJHOI)
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Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at February 12, 2022 10:31 PM (v23vE)
188
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 12, 2022 10:31 PM (sJHOI
Friends FTW!
Posted by: tbodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at February 12, 2022 10:32 PM (6jpby)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 12, 2022 10:34 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Some Rat and the Ottawa police at February 12, 2022 10:34 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Bete at February 12, 2022 10:26 PM (Ojki1)
Cancer 2005, still here and can't figure out why except to hug you, love you, tell you it will work out. Really.
Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2022 10:34 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 12, 2022 10:19
Agreed Insom, much better things to do w/ my time.
I need to unclog the upstairs bathtub, pickup the dogshit out back that is unfrozen enough to do so, get the garbage out to the curb w/ the "recyclables", and on and on.
F@#$ it, I'll do a few things and then read AOSHQ for some smart military commentary.
Posted by: Farmer at February 12, 2022 10:34 PM (55Qr6)
OPSEC.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 12, 2022 10:34 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Atilla the Hun at February 12, 2022 10:34 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: tbodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at February 12, 2022 10:32 PM (6jpby)
But think of the lost opportunities to gloat and scoff!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~Honk! Honk! Let's Geau Brandeau!~ at February 12, 2022 10:35 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Bete at February 12, 2022 10:26 PM (Ojki1)
The black dog. Oof. A lifelong companion of mine as well. Hang in there and always feel free to reach out for encouragement, help, whatever you need.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 12, 2022 10:32 PM (II3Gr)
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I'm very glad I found this community...Count me among that crowd as well, but I manage well enough...(thanks in large part to the Moron Horde and also my fur babies)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 12, 2022 10:35 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 12, 2022 10:35 PM (CtMUr)
Posted by: dartist at February 12, 2022 10:36 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Aetius
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Schrödinger's close tag
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2022 10:36 PM (qmS3k)
Posted by: Roger Goodhead at February 12, 2022 10:37 PM (Xrfse)
I saw my pic from Andersonville on the hobby thread today. Thanks MisHum. It's a somber place but worth visiting. They have a POW museum with artifacts, pictures, and stories of POWs from not just the Civil War but the WWs, Korea, and Vietnam, etc.
Andersonville won't the only one. I had one Great Grandfather in Point Lookout MD POW camp, and another Great Great Grandfather die in Elmira NY POW Camp.
T
Posted by: fd at February 12, 2022 10:28 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2022 10:37 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2022 10:29 PM
I got it to open after I'd disabled my browser extensions...
Posted by: Zettai at February 12, 2022 10:38 PM (3wPtZ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2022 10:38 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 12, 2022 10:39 PM (5P6Lv)
Posted by: Zettai at February 12, 2022 10:38 PM (3wPtZ)
Does that mean something bad?
Posted by: Atilla the Hun at February 12, 2022 10:39 PM (dNqv+)
I was yesterday years old when I found out that Dr. Richard Daystrom, inventor of the deadly starship-controlling M5 (Star Trek: The Ultimate Computer) is also The King of Cartooooons! (Pee-Wee's Playhouse, for those uncultured enough to not recognize it.) Our kids loved him. He brought the Weird.
Posted by: mindful webworker sitting in chairy at February 12, 2022 10:31 PM (huES0)
He was also Blackula!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 12, 2022 10:40 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2022 10:40 PM (axyOa)
Also, getting covid is worse than being stuck in a war zone:
@Breaking911
JUST IN: State Department says Americans fleeing Ukraine may now enter Poland but must show proof of COVID-19 vaccination.
Feb 12, 2022 - 11:03 PM UTC
https://nitter.net/Breaking911/status/
1492635504436813824
Posted by: Hands at February 12, 2022 10:41 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Bete at February 12, 2022 10:26 PM (Ojki1)
The black dog. Oof. A lifelong companion of mine as well. Hang in there and always feel free to reach out for encouragement, help, whatever you need.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 12, 2022 10:32 PM (II3Gr)
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I'm very glad I found this community...Count me among that crowd as well, but I manage well enough...(thanks in large part to the Moron Horde and also my fur babies)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 12, 2022 10:35 PM (K5n5d)
I readily admit to my depressive episodes...they are a large part of who I am.
That said, I'm still embarrassed by my inability to rise above them. I know I shouldn't be, but I am...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 12, 2022 10:42 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2022 10:42 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 12, 2022 10:42 PM (5P6Lv)
Here's your moment, Joe. And you Bill Buckner'd it.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2022 10:42 PM (4I/2K)
Gondorff and Hooker are going to try and take down Lonnegan.
Posted by: Some Rat and the Ottawa police at February 12, 2022 10:42 PM (r1z5A)
or what?
they get sent back to Ukraine?
what a gyp
Posted by: DB at February 12, 2022 10:43 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 12, 2022 10:43 PM (EZebt)
I was in Yakima yesterday and the lil' Brown Smoke Shack on the rez is back open for indoor shopping.
Noon to 5:00 M-F.
The humidor smells heavenly.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at February 12, 2022 10:43 PM (Vj+j5)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 12, 2022 10:44 PM (YIdVq)
Posted by: DB at February 12, 2022 10:44 PM (geLO8)
It's now in Australia, England, Germany and Ukraine.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2022 10:44 PM (axyOa)
It's all that matters. Can this stupid world get any more insane? We have ailed into uncharted waters and there be dragons ahead.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 12, 2022 10:44 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~Honk! Honk! Let's Geau Brandeau!~ at February 12, 2022 10:45 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 12, 2022 10:45 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: DB
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You are clearly a racist. I'm triggered, I'm pulling ALL of my music off of this site.
Posted by: Cher at February 12, 2022 10:45 PM (qmS3k)
Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2022 10:45 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2022 10:45 PM (nR71a)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB
Well, shit. I must have ate the wings. Did order some online from the grocery just now for pick up at 11 tomorrow. Will check email in am. I didn't realize how much stuff I had in my chest freezer. Damn, I need to eat more.
Posted by: Infidel at February 12, 2022 10:45 PM (iFFK0)
He explains that one of the reasons why we should defend Ukraine is that "vast regions, such as Siberia, the Caucasus, and the Arctic, were all colonized during the Russian Empire. Minority peoples were trampled by Russian armies and targeted for genocide by Soviet rule."
"Russia's history, like the United States, is built off the back of settler colonialism."
Nuke 'em!
Not to worry though:
But at this point, it is clear that Putin is getting fat off the West's diplomatic carrots and needs a few whacks of the stick - none of which includes sending U.S. troops to do the whacking.
Whew, that's a relief. US troops won't be involved - at least on Day One. Give it a week. He hates Israel too - we should boycott Israel, and defend the corrupt oligarchy in Ukraine. Interesting set of priorities.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2022 10:46 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Javems at February 12, 2022 10:46 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Atilla the Hun at February 12, 2022 10:39 PM
Redirects -- intermediate URLs opened while opening the target link -- not necessarily malicious, just another technique to harvest one's browsing history, cookies, etc....
Posted by: Zettai at February 12, 2022 10:46 PM (puAGF)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~Honk! Honk! Let's Geau Brandeau!~ at February 12, 2022 10:46 PM (hOUT3)
You're more awesomer every time I encounter you.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2022 10:46 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2022 10:47 PM (dNqv+)
Evidence that Hillary's campaign funded and ordered Mark Elias at Perkins Coie to hire a tech dude to infiltrate the White House servers while Trump was president to plant ebidence of a Trump-Russia connection.
Treason most foul, but of course nothing will come of it. Hillary still has her copies of those 900+ raw FBI files she stole in 1993,which are on people who are still in government.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 12, 2022 10:47 PM (8gxrg)
Oh that poor thing! They don't carry rabies, and will eat ticks-they're good to have around. https://tinyurl.com/2p8ck5pu
Posted by: Toni at February 12, 2022 10:23
Bless your heart Toni, that is the first time in over a decade posting here I've been called a troll.
As we all should, you might want to pause before posting whatever pops into your mind. Read my post again, I thought he was nutty to kill the possum.
Posted by: Farmer at February 12, 2022 10:48 PM (55Qr6)
they get sent back to Ukraine?
what a gyp
Posted by: DB
This whole thing is going to go sideways.
Posted by: Infidel at February 12, 2022 10:48 PM (iFFK0)
Posted by: Zettai at February 12, 2022 10:48 PM (puAGF)
what did I do exactly
Posted by: DB at February 12, 2022 10:48 PM (geLO8)
I will pray for your missionaries and all the other missionaries their too.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2022 10:49 PM (nR71a)
Star Trek TOS is on... Mariette Hartley is seducing Spock...
Posted by: Zettai at February 12, 2022 10:48 PM (puAGF)
Looking like that, she could seduce me on a bear rug in a cave during an ice age anytime.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2022 10:50 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: NR Pax at February 12, 2022 09:33 PM (WD1fh)
Neither one of them on a concert bill would induce me to cross the street to see them, even if the tickets were free.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2022 10:50 PM (P3gRi)
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Joy of Cooking is another old time one. Learn how to cook almost anything from it.
Posted by: dartist at February 12, 2022 10:50 PM (+ya+t)
Beat me to the post on Ukraine girls (your 227, my 230)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~Honk! Honk! Let's Geau Brandeau!~ at February 12, 2022 10:51 PM (hOUT3)
Yeah I had an ancestor who walked back to Alabama from a Northern prison camp. While he was making his way back his dad, my G G Grandfather, was murdered by a band of raiders.
Posted by: fd at February 12, 2022 10:51 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Aetius
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Sorry, your 'intentions' do not matter. All that matters is my irrational self-righteous indignation.
Posted by: Cher, tramp, and thief at February 12, 2022 10:51 PM (qmS3k)
You're more awesomer every time I encounter you.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2022 10:46 PM (U2p+3)
every day I look in the mirror and see average but....ever so often....I take down a werewolf. And then....I look in that mirror....and see....John effen Wayne.
Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2022 10:51 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Zettai at February 12, 2022 10:51 PM (puAGF)
Posted by: Javems at February 12, 2022 10:46 PM (AmoqO)
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Hey brother, I've been donating like a mad hatter but I pulled mom's Good House Keeping Cookbook aside.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2022 10:51 PM (nR71a)
I mean actually invade with tanks and troops
he'll be an international pariah if he isn't one already
Posted by: DB at February 12, 2022 10:51 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2022 10:52 PM (U2p+3)
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Farmer is not a troll and has nothing to apologize for.
Posted by: dartist at February 12, 2022 10:52 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 12, 2022 10:53 PM (XIJ/X)
Back In The USSR is one of the Beatles' better songs
Posted by: DB at February 12, 2022 10:53 PM (geLO8)
Okay. A less used term out here is gyppo.
An independent logger who cuts timber in places the big outfits won't. They're an interesting species.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at February 12, 2022 10:53 PM (Vj+j5)
I mean actually invade with tanks and troops
he'll be an international pariah if he isn't one already
Posted by: DB at February 12, 2022 10:51 PM (geLO
What does it mean to be an international pariah these days anyway? If we had trump and he had eliminated every single deep stater in government we would probably be a pariah state too- and I'd be fucking fine with it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2022 10:53 PM (dNqv+)
Spock can't help himself. He's regressing into a Proto Vulcan. Otherwise she would stand no chance.
Posted by: fd at February 12, 2022 10:54 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2022 10:54 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2022 10:45 PM (0OP+5)
I am going with "God the Father Almighty".
Posted by: tbodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at February 12, 2022 10:54 PM (6jpby)
Ocasio-Cortez: "Texas turning blue. Inevitable. Inevitable! It will happen. The only question is when. We're going to make sure we unionize the hell out of this state."
You've been warned, Texans, AOC is coming for y'all. She's a force of nature doncha know!
Posted by: IrishEi at February 12, 2022 10:54 PM (VhE0u)
Posted by: Methos at February 12, 2022 10:54 PM (kOpft)
I mean actually invade with tanks and troops
he'll be an international pariah if he isn't one already
He may have decided that given how weak Biden is, that this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
OTOH, he's already done an excellent job splitting France and Germany off from the United States. Launching a major military campaign in the Ukraine would tend to push the NATO countries back together.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2022 10:54 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2022 10:55 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2022 10:55 PM (dNqv+)
I always loved the idea of nuclear power and Thorium is just such a great idea.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2022 10
I was watching Chrissie Mary's Simpcast last night and thorium reactors actually came up because one of the girls on is an x-ray tech and radiation exposure was talked about. So like 6 hot women trying to understand what thorium reactors are was hot.
Posted by: Buzzion at February 12, 2022 10:55 PM (kWv6x)
Thank God, that at this moment of supreme crisis, we have Joe Biden at the helm. He's toughness personified.
Posted by: The Media! at February 12, 2022 10:25
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Did you take the brown acid? They said from the stage...DO NOT TAKE THE BROWN ACID AND VOTE FOR DEMENTIA JOE!
Posted by: Farmer at February 12, 2022 10:55 PM (55Qr6)
Yeah I had an ancestor who walked back to Alabama from a Northern prison camp. While he was making his way back his dad, my G G Grandfather, was murdered by a band of raiders.
Posted by: fd
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Interesting read: 'Reminiscences of a Rebel', Dunaway
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2022 10:55 PM (qmS3k)
Germany has allegedly already said that they aren't cancelling the new Nord Stream-2 gas pipeline from Russia, even if Putin invades.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2022 10:56 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 12, 2022 10:53 PM (XIJ/X)
Blow the margins to Kingdom Come, my children!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 12, 2022 10:56 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB
Went to Winn Dixie to get a roast last week and they had none. Not one. Got some pork chops instead. Grillades and grits tomorrow.
Posted by: Javems at February 12, 2022 10:56 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Patsy at February 12, 2022 10:56 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~Honk! Honk! Let's Geau Brandeau!~ at February 12, 2022 10:56 PM (hOUT3)
If Kirk makes it down to the planet, there's still time to make Mariette 'airtight' -- IYKWIMAITYD...
Posted by: Zettai at February 12, 2022 10:56 PM (puAGF)
Posted by: Sharkman at February 12, 2022 10:57 PM (8gxrg)
Ocasio-Cortez: "Texas turning blue. Inevitable. Inevitable! It will happen. The only question is when. We're going to make sure we unionize the hell out of this state."
You've been warned, Texans, AOC is coming for y'all. She's a force of nature doncha know!
Posted by: IrishEi at February 12, 2022 10:54 PM (VhE0u)
We Texans are stubborn, we might need to be persuaded.
Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2022 10:57 PM (0OP+5)
I mean actually invade with tanks and troops
he'll be an international pariah if he isn't one already
Posted by: DB at February 12, 2022 10:51 PM (geLO
Europe is addicted to Russian Natural gas. They'll say how awful and wrong he is and then shut up and not say anything again after a week.
Posted by: Buzzion at February 12, 2022 10:57 PM (kWv6x)
Posted by: fd
He used that "celibate" line to bed half the crew...trust me, I know.
Posted by: Nurse Chapel at February 12, 2022 10:57 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: tbodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at February 12, 2022 10:57 PM (6jpby)
Re: the Saturday Night Joke - I grew up with old Italian and Amish/Mennonite women. Dumb as I am, I learned early - never, ever f**k with old ladies.
They'll hurt you bigly and never even bat an eye.
They will feed you afterward though so there's that.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2022 10:58 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: dartist at February 12, 2022 10:58 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 12, 2022 10:58 PM (KFhLj)
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=_JbLsYoL3ug
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2022 10:58 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Sharkman at February 12, 2022 10:58 PM (8gxrg)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2022 10:58 PM (63Dwl)
Well, I feel stupid.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2022 10:47 PM (dNqv+)
Tell me you know about the paddy wagon.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 12, 2022 10:59 PM (rfjjV)
Posted by: The Wu at February 12, 2022 10:59 PM (Xrfse)
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Ironically, possums can *not* support rabies. You might mention that to your friend.
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2022 11:00 PM (qmS3k)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 12, 2022 10:59 PM (rfjjV)
Yeah.
*whispers* Irish, right?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2022 11:00 PM (dNqv+)
You've been warned, Texans, AOC is coming for y'all. She's a force of nature doncha know!
Posted by: IrishEi at February 12, 2022 10:54 PM (VhE0u)
We Texans are stubborn, we might need to be persuaded.
Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2022 10:57 PM (0OP+5)
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He tits aren't beginning to sag either.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2022 11:00 PM (nR71a)
Seems to me almost all of us gets called a troll sooner or later...
I know I've had my turn on numerous occasions...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 12, 2022 11:00 PM (ZtEAQ)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2022 11:01 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc"
Huh. I'm distantly related to a Dunaway. Faye Dunaway. Really. If you ever see her, ask her if she has ever been to Two Egg.
Posted by: fd at February 12, 2022 11:01 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2022 11:01 PM (4I/2K)
294 He claims they carry rabies and doesn't want them around his place.
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Ironically, possums can *not* support rabies. You might mention that to your friend.
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2022 11:00 PM (qmS3k)
Body temp is too low for rabies.
Posted by: Buzzion at February 12, 2022 11:02 PM (kWv6x)
Posted by: Sharkman at February 12, 2022 10:58 PM (8gxrg)
Good plan.
Posted by: tbodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at February 12, 2022 11:02 PM (6jpby)
Posted by: IrishEi
She really is bad at flirting.
Posted by: Some Rat at February 12, 2022 11:02 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Zettai at February 12, 2022 11:02 PM (puAGF)
Vlad has a stripper pole in the "Hookah Room" of his palace on the Black Sea.
Truth.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2022 11:03 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2022 11:01 PM (4I/2K)
I think he gets all he wants.
Posted by: tbodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at February 12, 2022 11:04 PM (6jpby)
Posted by: dartist at February 12, 2022 11:04 PM (+ya+t)
Seems to me almost all of us gets called a troll sooner or later...
I know I've had my turn on numerous occasions...
Posted by: COMountainMarie
Oh CoMM,
I've been called a troll a few times.
It's a badge of honor.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2022 11:04 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 12, 2022 11:04 PM (5P6Lv)
Texas just wants to date me!
Posted by: AOC! at February 12, 2022 11:05 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 12, 2022 10:59 PM (rfjjV)
Something to do with rice cultivation, right?
Posted by: Kindltot at February 12, 2022 11:05 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: DB at February 12, 2022 11:05 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: kbdabear at February 12, 2022 11:05 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Senor Coffee at February 12, 2022 10:14 PM (iSbhf)
That has been my attitude all along, that the current flag is a political construct that was foisted on the people without any meaningful consultation. If I were to fly a flag, it would have been the Red Ensign, with the green maple leaves on it.
But I am now beginning to think that Freedom-loving Canadians are taking ownership of that flag, much to the chagrin of the Liberal assholes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2022 11:05 PM (P3gRi)
Are all the rats going to leave the sinking ship?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2022 11:06 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 12, 2022 10:53 PM (XIJ/X)
I read a post from a Moron commenter last month which stated that tinyurl has not converted all links that are given to it - it may make it difficult to convert politically problematic entries. Since then I've been using is.gd without a problem.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 12, 2022 11:06 PM (mdjgu)
Posted by: dartist at February 12, 2022 11:04 PM (+ya+t)
'We have met the enemy and he is us'.
Pogo
Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2022 11:06 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2022 10:45 PM (0OP+5)
Putin is more tolerant of Christians than America is.
Your missionaries are fine, unless Biden starts bombing vans. He's already killed more Christian missionaries in a year than Putin has in 20.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 12, 2022 11:06 PM (CtMUr)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter
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I prefer 'Black Mariah'
Posted by: Tom Waits at February 12, 2022 11:06 PM (qmS3k)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 12, 2022 11:04 PM
I'm dying over here...
Posted by: Zettai at February 12, 2022 11:06 PM (puAGF)
I've been called a troll a few times.
It's a badge of honor.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2022 11:04 PM (U2p+3)
tbodie is a troll!
Posted by: tbodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at February 12, 2022 11:06 PM (6jpby)
How are you? Still in SoCal or headed to be near grandson?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2022 11:06 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Zettai at February 12, 2022 11:07 PM (puAGF)
*sad face*
Posted by: Infidel at February 12, 2022 11:07 PM (iFFK0)
Boston.
Rather Strident place.
I am 14th Generation,
& it has,always been
my Compass in world.
Working on,Tolerance.
Posted by: zigzag at February 12, 2022 11:07 PM (Lt6/8)
thanks
McCartney performed "Back In The USSR" twice at the concert in Red Square - Putin showed up late, so McCartney was asked to play it again.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2022 11:07 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2022 11:07 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2022 10:14 PM (dNqv+)
Where you going to get the Thorium? Uranium, we got a fuckton of it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2022 11:07 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2022 11:08 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2022 11:07 PM (P3gRi)
I thought thorium was abundant as well. Lemme go look it up.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2022 11:08 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Ganja at February 12, 2022 11:09 PM (ALTav)
Are all the rats going to leave the sinking ship?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2022 11:06 PM (ESjRY)
I'm sorry, but I don't want him on our team. I know that we should be happy to get all the help that we can get - especially from the Left - but Stewart was one of those largely responsible for preparing the battle space to be taken over by the people he know is beginning to speak out against. Let him renounce the work - and some of the millions - that he made getting us to this point, and maybe I'd be more open to welcoming him into the tent.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 12, 2022 11:09 PM (mdjgu)
*sad face*
Posted by: Infidel at February 12, 2022 11:07 PM (iFFK0)
Get rid of that clock.
Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2022 11:09 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Troll at February 12, 2022 11:09 PM (roH4R)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2022 11:09 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 12, 2022 11:10 PM (5P6Lv)
One word origin I just learned is bung hole. Bung was a cork or stopper so a bung hole was a hole that needed a cork or stopper. Heh.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 12, 2022 11:10 PM (rfjjV)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2022 11:10 PM (nR71a)
I know I've had my turn on numerous occasions...
Posted by: COMountainMarie
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I apologized. I refuse to send you money. :}
Posted by: dartist at February 12, 2022 11:10 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2022 11:08 PM (dNqv+)
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We all thought it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 12, 2022 11:10 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Farmer at February 12, 2022 10:18 PM (55Qr6)
Pretty sure the body temperature of possums is too low for the rabies virus to survive.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2022 11:10 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 12, 2022 11:10 PM (CtMUr)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2022 11:10 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Troll at February 12, 2022 11:09 PM (roH4R)
335 Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2022 11:08 PM (dNqv+)
TROLL!
Troll in the dungeon!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2022 11:09 PM (U2p+3)
I am a bridge troll.
Posted by: Jeff Zucker at February 12, 2022 11:11 PM (mdjgu)
Posted by: tbodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at February 12, 2022 11:11 PM (6jpby)
https://tinyurl.com/2bzdx2u2
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2022 11:12 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 12, 2022 11:12 PM (ZtEAQ)
They have a weapon; I have a better one.
Science! Evening, y'all.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 12, 2022 11:12 PM (F0YaR)
Nope.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 12, 2022 10:22 PM (Dc2NZ)
I read "Mary J. Bilge". Does that make me a bad person?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2022 11:12 PM (P3gRi)
Throw some cat vids of Robert up on yer youtube channel!
Posted by: bob in houston at February 12, 2022 11:13 PM (IC7R4)
Troll in the dungeon!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2022 11:09 PM (U2p+3)
Foul calumny!
Trolls have 'bridges'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2022 11:13 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2022 11:13 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Covid at February 12, 2022 11:13 PM (Xrfse)
Hence why the wooden maul hammer kept by old-timey bartenders to crush ice was often called a bung-starter, for its application in striking the barrel and knocking the bung out of the bung hole.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 12, 2022 11:13 PM (CtMUr)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter
It will probably not surprise you to learn that I have in my possession a bung hole reamer. (used to ream out bung holes)
Really.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2022 11:13 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 12, 2022 11:14 PM (rfjjV)
Posted by: dartist at February 12, 2022 11:14 PM (+ya+t)
Get rid of that clock.
Posted by: Eromero
Do you think there is a particular reason why I should get rid of it?
Posted by: Infidel at February 12, 2022 11:14 PM (iFFK0)
Posted by: MammaB at February 12, 2022 11:14 PM (5De4y)
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Joy of Cooking is another old time one. Learn how to cook almost anything from it.
Posted by: dartist at February 12, 2022 10:50
Both of those were guideposts for my Jules. We worked in the restaurant business for many yrs. She learned from those basics she was raised w/, but also learned restaurant skills/techniques.
Tonight she made the most awesomest homemade chicken pot pie for supper. I think that sounds like good breakfast food for tomorrow.
Posted by: Farmer at February 12, 2022 11:14 PM (55Qr6)
Oh that poor thing! They don't carry rabies, and will eat ticks-they're good to have around. https://tinyurl.com/2p8ck5pu
Posted by: Toni at February 12, 2022 10:23 PM (PgM6e)
Farmer is not a troll. He is a real live Moron, and a gentleman. I have met him.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2022 11:14 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Silas Marner at February 12, 2022 11:15 PM (qmS3k)
Posted by: Sharkman at February 12, 2022 11:15 PM (8gxrg)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2022 11:15 PM (U2p+3)
Really.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2022 11:13 PM (mD/uy)
****
*types*
*deletes*
Posted by: Linn Ridge at February 12, 2022 11:15 PM (kPc/9)
I read "Mary J. Bilge". Does that make me a bad person?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I read it that way every time.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2022 11:15 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 12, 2022 11:10 PM (VxC1e)
Well, that's understood.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2022 11:15 PM (dNqv+)
There is an awesome tire iron fight.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 12, 2022 10:43 PM (EZebt)
Oh hell to the yeah!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 12, 2022 11:16 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 12, 2022 11:13 PM
The more one knows...
Posted by: Zettai at February 12, 2022 11:16 PM (puAGF)
Now they see me trollin', trollin'.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 12, 2022 11:16 PM (QzJWU)
Really.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2022 11:13 PM (mD/uy)
Show of hands. Who started giggling/manly chuckling?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2022 11:17 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2022 11:17 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Javems at February 12, 2022 11:17 PM (AmoqO)
Get rid of that clock.
Posted by: Eromero
Do you think there is a particular reason why I should get rid of it?
Posted by: Infidel at February 12, 2022 11:14 PM (iFFK0)
Sorry, that was a knucklehead thing for me to say. It obviously means a lot to you. I have a shotgun that belonged to my GrandPappy Eromero. I should have revved up my brain before disengaging the mouth clutch. Mea culpa.
Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2022 11:18 PM (0OP+5)
Really.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2022 11:13 PM (mD/uy)
Removes stubborn Klingons! Now with Oxy power!!
Posted by: Zombie Billy Mays at February 12, 2022 11:18 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2022 11:19 PM (mD/uy)
I am clearing out Dad's house now, he passed this Fall, and I found the coil of her hair, pushed back into a shelf, still the same chestnut color my hair was when I was a kid
Now I have to figure out what to do with it.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 12, 2022 11:19 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Buzzion at February 12, 2022 11:20 PM (kWv6x)
At least that is my understanding from doing that shit as a kid.
Posted by: Infidel at February 12, 2022 11:20 PM (iFFK0)
Really.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2022 11:13 PM
Go on...
Posted by: Don Le Mon at February 12, 2022 11:20 PM (AYA0R)
Look at all us trolls!
You're a troll! And you're a troll! And, dammit, you're ALL trolls!
(Except for you, and you know who you are!)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 12, 2022 11:20 PM (ZtEAQ)
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Just a suggestion from a non writer. Make notes and take your time. Plenty of unreal writers in here to get tips from.
Posted by: dartist at February 12, 2022 11:21 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 12, 2022 11:22 PM (SchxB)
So, please remember him in your prayers tonight.
And me, because the Thing in the Woods is making weird noises
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 12, 2022 11:23 PM (Mzdiz)
Sorry for your loss and for the unenviable task.
Just know this, he's looking down from Heaven and proud of everything you do, so he'll smile big smiles about how you honor him.
Because you honor him most by simply being, You are the fruit that bears witness to his goodness.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 12, 2022 11:23 PM (CtMUr)
Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2022 11:18 PM (0OP+5)
No worries. I often have foot in mouth disease. I delete more than I post.
Posted by: Infidel at February 12, 2022 11:23 PM (iFFK0)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 12, 2022 10:42 PM (BgMrQ)
I know the feeling, but that's the disease doing that.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 12, 2022 11:23 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2022 11:24 PM (4I/2K)
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Just a suggestion from a non writer. Make notes and take your time. Plenty of unreal writers in here to get tips from.
Posted by: dartist at February 12, 2022 11:21 PM (+ya+t)
Mammy Eromero used to put her hands on her hips and look up at me saying 'You're just like your Daddy!' No greater compliment could she have given to me. I miss my Mama and Daddy. I need their counsel in these weird times.
Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2022 11:24 PM (0OP+5)
They are better looking than me and handle sunlight and interaction with others better than I do.
Posted by: Bete at February 12, 2022 11:25 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2022 11:25 PM (mD/uy)
So, please remember him in your prayers tonight.
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Much better safe than sorry. Prayers certainly. Keep us informed, please.
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2022 11:25 PM (qmS3k)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 12, 2022 11:25 PM (CtMUr)
How are you? Still in SoCal or headed to be near grandson?
Posted by: nurse ratched
I'm good, Nurse; thank you for asking.
Still in Hell. I'm relocating in March to Satsuma, FL, which is about 30 miles from St. A where my Kids bad Grandson are. Got an offer in on a half acre lot (for $10,900). Gonna put a tiny steel frame house on it, drill a well, put in a septic system and solar, build a giant deck around it and put in a yuge garden. Then I'm going to start buying guns and ammo.
How are you doing?
Posted by: Sharkman at February 12, 2022 11:27 PM (8gxrg)
I'm really looking forward to seeing Robert the kitty!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 12, 2022 11:27 PM (ZtEAQ)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at February 12, 2022 11:27 PM (kPc/9)
It's in an envelope marked "Open in case of my unexpected demise".
I recommend you all do the same.
Otherwise, someone else will write it.
And you'll be stuck with it.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 12, 2022 11:28 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2022 11:28 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2022 11:28 PM (0OP+5)
So sorry for your loss, {{{MammaB}}}. Which were the accomplishments he was most proud of? I would focus on those first of all.
I lost my father almost 22 years ago. What I most appreciated about him was that he was a straight arrow and always did the honorable thing. That gave us high standards to follow. He was generous both materially and in his forgiveness of trespasses. He also had a great sense of humor and always stood by us. And he loved me unconditionally.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 12, 2022 11:28 PM (Mzdiz)
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May God bless hubs, but load a rifle and bring the dog out for a parameter walk. Foxes make weird noises. Don't shoot the dog!
Posted by: dartist at February 12, 2022 11:29 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Sharkman at February 12, 2022 11:30 PM (8gxrg)
And you'll be stuck with it.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 12, 2022 11:28 PM (jTmQV)
Meh.
When I croak I don't care what they say about me. I'm alive and I don't really care.
If they say "He loved Jesus and he loved his family" then I'm happy.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 12, 2022 11:30 PM (CtMUr)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 12, 2022 11:30 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 12, 2022 11:23 PM (II3Gr)
Destructive internal dialogue...
Where would we be without it?
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 12, 2022 11:31 PM (BgMrQ)
Great post, MisHum, as always!
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 12, 2022 11:31 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 12, 2022 11:31 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2022 11:31 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Infidel at February 12, 2022 11:32 PM (iFFK0)
It's in an envelope marked "Open in case of my unexpected demise".
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 12, 2022 11:28 PM (jTmQV)
Dad did that, it was the only way I got all his schooling and memberships in, and his series of jobs.
It was one thing that was easy.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 12, 2022 11:32 PM (xhaym)
He called me while I was at his parents' place - I needed his help in doling out the meds to the old folks.
He spoke to his mother, and then his daddy wanted to talk to him. At first he said, "Nah, he'll never be able to hear me," but I said, well, talk to him anyway. He's concerned."
So his daddy asked after him (and could hear just fine, I guess when he wants to). And then he said, "I hold you in the highest regard." So sweet. That's how he says "I love you" to his son.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 12, 2022 11:32 PM (Mzdiz)
Should you have any...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 12, 2022 11:33 PM (jTmQV)
Where would we be without it?
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 12, 2022 11:31 PM (BgMrQ)
Happier, more confident, and better adjusted for starters. Internalizing that you'll never be good enough - ever - does a serious fucking number on you.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 12, 2022 11:33 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 12, 2022 11:33 PM (rfjjV)
Posted by: The Thing in the Woods at February 12, 2022 11:33 PM (KFhLj)
*smooches*
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 12, 2022 11:34 PM (ZtEAQ)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 12, 2022 11:34 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2022 11:35 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, pizza tosser in high school at February 12, 2022 11:35 PM (n/szn)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2022 11:35 PM (dNqv+)
WILLOWED
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter
Heh, laughed hard.
Posted by: Infidel at February 12, 2022 11:35 PM (iFFK0)
Posted by: Sharkman at February 12, 2022 11:35 PM (8gxrg)
Posted by: davidt
Ugh. Just ugh. We were all in our swim suits ready to plunge into Puget Sound (52 degree water). Then. We just put in our clothes and left.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2022 10:27 PM (U2p+3)
Yeah.
After that game I made a peanut butter and jelly sammich.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2022 11:36 PM (axyOa)
Where would we be without it?
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 12, 2022 11:31 PM (BgMrQ)
My first decade or so as a young adult was full of self-loathing and recriminations for the past. It's pointless. You have to learn to turn that voice off and fill your head with something else.
At one point I saved emails with nice things that people said about me. Sometimes it came in handy.
Unless you're some kind of psycho murderer, those recriminations are just the kinds of things we all feel from time to time.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 12, 2022 11:37 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Sharkman
I'm pretty ok. Got over the coof a couple weeks ago. Talked to deployed Marine and it was just lovely to hear his voice.
It was sunny and beautiful on the beach today. The Olympic mountains were out and the sunset was lovely
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2022 11:37 PM (U2p+3)
At least you'll be in church.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 12, 2022 11:37 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Joking Joe at February 12, 2022 11:38 PM (dA9eR)
Posted by: dartist at February 12, 2022 11:38 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Infidel at February 12, 2022 11:38 PM (iFFK0)
It's in an envelope marked "Open in case of my unexpected demise".
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 12, 2022 11:28 PM (jTmQV)
Item #1 Delete my browser history
Item #2 Delete file named 'Research'
and so on until you get to the Obit and location of the Will. And all your logins and passwords.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2022 11:38 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: dartist at February 12, 2022 11:29 PM (+ya+t)
I could strap a cat into a harness and drag it around the house, and stuff my Taurus in my bra, but I doubt that would accomplish much.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 12, 2022 11:39 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 12, 2022 11:33 PM (II3Gr)
It's been my position that on the day we finally conquer these demons, and become at peace with who we are, the good lord will call us home.
We will have achieved "total enlightenment"...with or without raisins.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 12, 2022 11:39 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 12, 2022 10:35
LMAO BC
That brings to mind when in younger days we went to Cozumel w/ good friends...
let's just say after a long day of fun we were at the resort's bar closing time...
somehow I have this memory of ....
show us your tatas!
Posted by: Farmer at February 12, 2022 11:40 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 12, 2022 11:32 PM (Mzdiz)\
I am betting that he is an old school Southern gentleman, and that is a high complement!!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 12, 2022 11:41 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2022 11:12 PM (dNqv+)
That article plays very fast and loose with the term "reserves". An ore reserve is a deposit of minerals that has been sufficiently well defined by drilling or underground development to become a bankable asset. What they are really describing is "inferred resources", i.e.: "we know we have X trillion tons of rock in this formation, of a type that usually carries 1-3 ppm of thorium minerals, so if we mined and milled it, we might get 400,000 tons of Thorium concentrate, which would cost a metric fuckton of dollars, but you aren't supposed to ask that".
Problem with Thorium is that there are no geologic processes that are known to concentrate it sufficiently to be a mineable resource in ots own right. It tends to form tiny sand-size grains that are widely dispersed in certain igneous rocks, and as minor constituents of certain deposits of rare earth minerals. Most of the world's supply of thorium comes from beach sand in India.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2022 11:41 PM (P3gRi)
Where would we be without it?
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 12, 2022 11:31 PM (BgMrQ)
Destructive internal dialogue is a good thing.
It often dissuades your from doing things which you almost certainly would have f^cked up royally, because you lack ability and just generally aren't a good person or competent, contributing human being.
Just imagine how many fewer tranny, furry, green-haired TikTwitter videos we'd have if more of the freaks had an inner dialogue saying "You are a weird, deviant loser and no one cares what you think".
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 12, 2022 11:41 PM (CtMUr)
Posted by: Theodore at February 12, 2022 11:43 PM (GJnvT)
Average life expectancy has dropped for the first time since USA records have been kept.
Everyone should have their affairs in order no matter how where you are on the chronological dial.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 12, 2022 11:43 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: DB at February 12, 2022 11:43 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Theodore at February 12, 2022 11:43 PM (GJnvT)
Volume.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 12, 2022 11:43 PM (CtMUr)
434 - dammit "compliment"!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 12, 2022 11:44 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2022 11:41 PM (P3gRi)
Huh, that's interesting. I'll have to look it up more. What kind of rare earths?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2022 11:44 PM (dNqv+)
He was once caught masturbating during the Zapruder film in 7th grade history. Undeterred, he declared: "We choose to do these things not because they are easy but because they are hard."
I may need a ghostwriter.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 12, 2022 11:44 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: dartist at February 12, 2022 11:44 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2022 11:44 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2022 11:44 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamiilion at February 12, 2022 11:45 PM (lCui1)
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Years?
Posted by: dartist at February 12, 2022 11:44 PM (+ya+t)
Posting pictures of busty redheads as a PR campaign?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2022 11:45 PM (dNqv+)
I use something similar, but when the "black dog" has got a hard hold on me, even those cards, letters, email have no ability to break the spell.
Best thing I can do, is to get out of the apartment, and go hit the gym.
2nd best is to come here.
There is no 3rd...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 12, 2022 11:45 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 12, 2022 11:41 PM (hOUT3)
Publius has often told me how he wishes I could have known his father in his heyday.
I fixed dinner for him the other week while his wife was out gallivanting with her girlfriend, and we sat at the table and talked a good while. The longest conversation we've ever had, one-on-one.
Publius said I was "in" when his father discovered that I have the Mustang. He's a Ford man.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 12, 2022 11:45 PM (Mzdiz)
And me, because the Thing in the Woods is making weird noises
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 12, 2022 11:23 PM (Mzdiz)
Will keep Publius in my thoughts, Miley.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2022 11:46 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2022 11:46 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamiilion at February 12, 2022 11:45 PM (lCui1)
I have heard a couple people suggest ye olde auto-erotic asphyxiation.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2022 11:46 PM (dNqv+)
Mens rea.
The troll intends to get you worked up. Dummies do it inadvertently.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 12, 2022 11:46 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 12, 2022 11:47 PM (rfjjV)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 12, 2022 11:23 PM (Mzdiz)
Oh fuck Miley, prayers are up and continuing. Damn it shit.
I was asking about you. I thought you might have been taking a little break.
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2022 11:47 PM (dscaa)
WILLOWED
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter
My kid said that my tombstone will have the perfect epitaph to sum up my philosophy:
" ON SALE"
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamiilion at February 12, 2022 11:47 PM (lCui1)
The gym is great for the endorphins. We do what works, {{{Browndog}}}.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 12, 2022 11:48 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Javems at February 12, 2022 11:48 PM (AmoqO)
>Tenure. Take it up with the union.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 12, 2022 11:49 PM (dA9eR)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 12, 2022 11:47 PM (rfjjV)
I have sort of a problem with it that I only thought of after watching a few times: what does James Garner DO in the movie? Name one scene where he has a big speaking part. Or even lines. Did he piss off Clint?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2022 11:49 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: dartist at February 12, 2022 11:49 PM (+ya+t)
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DAMN RUGHT!
BUURRRPPPP!!!!!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 12, 2022 11:49 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 12, 2022 11:49 PM (rfjjV)
With footnotes by various miscreants of the ONT Horde, and I'd hope you'd honor me by going completely over the top, good, bad, up, down or sideways. Go nuts, and make sure that no one reading the thing would ever know whether to doubt or believe, no matter how hard they tried.
Were Hunter S. Thompson to look at your words, and think his life as thin soup in compare, well, I'd rest easy with smile in my soul. Walter Mitty should read, and wonder.. "hey, why didn't I ever think of that?" And my highest monument, would be the launching of the Weekly Obit Thread, with each week's star being some deserving Hordian, still among the living. In the style of a Dean Martin Roast, of course.
* y'all forgive my adding a spot of levity.. and with my sincere condolences to MammaB.. your Dad would've LOVED a TxMoMeet!*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 12, 2022 11:49 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 12, 2022 11:47 PM (rfjjV)
Except for that really skeevy love affair between Tommy Lee Jones and Marcia Gay Hardin, I agree.
But those two as a romantic couple....eeesh!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 12, 2022 11:49 PM (BgMrQ)
What's the difference between being a troll and just posting dumb comments?
Posted by: Theodore
Pipe down, squirt!
Posted by: Eddie Haskell at February 12, 2022 11:50 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Theodore at February 12, 2022 11:43 PM (GJnvT)
Not that I know, but to me, anyone, including me, can ask a question (or make a comment) that is, or might appear to be, dumb.
A troll is generally a destructive persistent presence that tries to mask its true nature, think "agent provocateur", malevolent "thread disrupter", or an agent of potentially harmful content that might damage this site/AoS.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 12, 2022 11:50 PM (hOUT3)
My Dad tried that one evening. My mom was grossed out but it was hysterical.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 12, 2022 11:51 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Theodore at February 12, 2022 11:43 PM (GJnvT)
Trolls are actively hostile, and try to stir up shit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2022 11:51 PM (P3gRi)
You got me. What is the difference between being a troll and just posting dumb comments?
Posted by: fd at February 12, 2022 11:51 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Senor Coffee at February 12, 2022 11:51 PM (iSbhf)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 12, 2022 11:48 PM (Mzdiz)
Thanks Miley
{{{back atcha}}}
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 12, 2022 11:52 PM (BgMrQ)
440 437 What's the difference between being a troll and just posting dumb comments?
Posted by: Theodore at February 12, 2022 11:43 PM (GJnvT)
Volume.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger a
Intent.
Posted by: Buzzion at February 12, 2022 11:52 PM (kWv6x)
Posted by: Senor Coffee at February 12, 2022 11:52 PM (iSbhf)
But if it's just the skull, then I wonder if it was a baseball bat
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamiilion at February 12, 2022 11:52 PM (lCui1)
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2022 11:53 PM (dscaa)
Dad always talked about pre-paying/ pre-planning his funeral, but never got around to it. Again, duty fell to me. Ugh!
I'm glad to have been *able* to do those things, but it would've been nice if any of my 3 siblings had helped even a little...
Posted by: JQ at February 12, 2022 11:53 PM (dB4Iz)
440 437 What's the difference between being a troll and just posting dumb comments?
Posted by: Theodore at February 12, 2022 11:43 PM (GJnvT)
Volume.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger a
Intent.
Posted by: Buzzion at February 12, 2022 11:52 PM (kWv6x)
Ding Ding Ding...
The dead guy wins the interwebs.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 12, 2022 11:53 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2022 11:53 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 12, 2022 11:45 PM (Mzdiz)
Perfect!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 12, 2022 11:54 PM (hOUT3)
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The alien was excitedly trying to tell the earthling that the house was on fire. The earthling killed the alien with a golf club.
I think the earthling is to be forgiven.
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2022 11:54 PM (qmS3k)
I was asking about you. I thought you might have been taking a little break.
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2022 11:47 PM (dscaa)
I'm only here sporadically, since I get distracted by other stuff. I anticipate having him home tomorrow, and WILL NOT fret. Fear is separation from God, and we're all in His hands.
That guy is my everything, and I don't think God would take him away just yet...
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 12, 2022 11:55 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: vmom
One in a million shot Doc!!
Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2022 11:55 PM (mD/uy)
Look at all us trolls!
You're a troll! And you're a troll! And, dammit, you're ALL trolls!
(Except for you, and you know who you are!)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
As I read comments about folks being called trolls here, I got the impression of the cartoon of a circle of Spider-Men pointing at each other.
Spider-Mans?
Posted by: mindful webworker - troll la la la la at February 12, 2022 11:56 PM (huES0)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamiilion at February 12, 2022 11:56 PM (lCui1)
Posted by: fd at February 12, 2022 11:56 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Buzzion at February 12, 2022 11:57 PM (kWv6x)
Yeah I've been thinking about how it's a pity that folks gotta wait to die before finding out what everyone here thinks about them. I imagine Tami would have been quite alarmed at all the tributes.
So I've made a point of telling some here what I think about them.
Jim, you're a troll.
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2022 11:57 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Infidel at February 12, 2022 11:57 PM (iFFK0)
It was sunny and beautiful on the beach today. The Olympic mountains were out and the sunset was lovely
Posted by: nurse ratched
Good to hear you survived the Rona. And talked to the lad and are enjoying the weather and scenery.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 12, 2022 11:57 PM (8gxrg)
I think the earthling is to be forgiven.
Posted by: Mike , etc., etc. at February 12, 2022 11:54 PM (qmS3k)
Yes yes! *grabs ass cheeks*
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 12, 2022 11:57 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: dartist at February 12, 2022 11:58 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 12, 2022 11:58 PM (Mzdiz)
Every single person who is still here knows the answer to this question. It's not a mystery.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2022 11:59 PM (ZLI7S)
Years vs. dumb comments? Yeah, I sure have my share of dumb comments.
Troll v. Dumbass? Toss up, I suppose....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 12, 2022 11:59 PM (ZtEAQ)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 12, 2022 11:55 PM (Mzdiz)
I feel like he'll be fine, and I generally don't say shit like that without a good feeling. Regardless prayers will continue. You're right about fear; it's easier said than done.
But I can identify. I would be straight up catatonic without my wife.
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2022 11:59 PM (dscaa)
Thanks again for the prayers, much appreciated!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 12, 2022 11:59 PM (Mzdiz)
Prayers up for MommaB, as well. Sounds like your Dad was a true Proto-Moron, Mk.1 Mod-0.
May his memory be honored here, always.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 12, 2022 11:59 PM (QzJWU)
Years vs. dumb comments? Yeah, I sure have my share of dumb comments.
Troll v. Dumbass? Toss up, I suppose....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 12, 2022 11:59 PM (ZtEAQ)
I lurked for a long time, too. The Horde can be intimidating...
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2022 12:01 AM (Mzdiz)
Hillary Clinton's campaign paid tech firm to infiltrate Trump Tower and White House servers while Trump was president in an attempt to link him to Russia, says new
filing from Special Counsel John Durham
Posted by: Braenyard at February 13, 2022 12:01 AM (nR71a)
All I know about opera, I learned from Bugs Bunny cartoons, so I can't say I really understood much of all that Italian stuff.
But that guy is a pretty fair singer. I see why people get worked up over him.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 13, 2022 12:01 AM (CtMUr)
Troll v. Dumbass? Toss up, I suppose....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 12, 2022 11:59 PM (ZtEAQ)
If you've made dumb comments I've yet to see them. Admittedly I had suspicions about you at the very beginning if only because I didn't think anyone could possibly *really* be as bubbly and sweet and nice as you. {squinty eyes}
Posted by: ... at February 13, 2022 12:02 AM (dscaa)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2022 12:02 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2022 11:44 PM (dNqv+)
I think basically all of them, since they tend to have similar chemistry. Just read one article that stated thorium:rare earth mineral ratio varies from 1:1 to 1:40, depending upon the type of deposit, etc.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2022 12:03 AM (P3gRi)
Sorry, that was a knucklehead thing for me to say. It obviously means a lot to you....
Posted by: Eromero
Heh. I had read the "get rid of" comment as unseriously playing a hard-hearted, unsympathetic Moron. You know what I mean:
Moron: My life has been shattered beyond repair today!
Other Moron: Slap hot iron on it, y' puthy.
♥
Posted by: mindful webworker - wandering aimlessly at February 13, 2022 12:03 AM (huES0)
Posted by: dartist at February 13, 2022 12:03 AM (+ya+t)
It hurts my heart to hear of bad times for any of the Horde.
My very best to you.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 13, 2022 12:04 AM (ZtEAQ)
*peeks out from under bridge* SAYS YOU!
Now, grab a big ass bag o' dimes, and pay at the Troll Booth!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 13, 2022 12:05 AM (QzJWU)
Pay Me!
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 12, 2022 11:14 PM (rfjjV)
Somebody go back and get a shitload of dimes!
Posted by: Taggart at February 13, 2022 12:06 AM (llON8)
JIm, you pointed out something that should have been obvious to me. Publius is doing a righteous careful aggregation of data sources and pointing out the evil that is being conducted by multiple governments of the world, a level of evil that stan appreciates, loves, and approves of!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 13, 2022 12:06 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Infidel at February 13, 2022 12:07 AM (iFFK0)
Posted by: Buzzion at February 12, 2022 11:57 PM (kWv6x)
Yeah, you'd probably be better off dead, or so I've heard.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 13, 2022 12:08 AM (eKvjl)
Posted by: Senor Coffee at February 13, 2022 12:08 AM (iSbhf)
But armadillos carry leprosy.
Or so I think I read once on a smart marital blog.
Posted by: mindful webworker - master of marital arts at February 13, 2022 12:09 AM (huES0)
https://is.gd/965qvs
Posted by: Braenyard at February 13, 2022 12:09 AM (nR71a)
Moron: My life has been shattered beyond repair today!
Other Moron: Slap hot iron on it, y' puthy.
Posted by: mindful webworker - wandering aimlessly at February 13, 2022 12:03 AM (huES0)
I read it as that the clock might be cursed, and was a factor in the deaths of family members.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2022 12:09 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 13, 2022 12:09 AM (ZtEAQ)
Posted by: Buzzion at February 12, 2022 11:57 PM (kWv6x)
For me personally AmishDude was brutal to watch
Posted by: ... at February 13, 2022 12:10 AM (dscaa)
Posted by: Infidel at February 13, 2022 12:07 AM (iFFK0)
Heh...
I visited for a year or so before I realized there were comments
***facepalm***
Once I figured that out, I got liquored up one night and just jumped in with both feet.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 13, 2022 12:10 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 13, 2022 12:08 AM (eKvjl)
The best responses are the ones that you have to think about and be able to use the magic decoder ring to really understand contextually
Well done tcn!!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 13, 2022 12:10 AM (hOUT3)
..ooohhh.. that one, ya never even felt the knife slide in between the ribs. (and, LOL!)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 13, 2022 12:10 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
Geez, dude's in the hospital one night and she's goin' crazy grabbin' butts.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 13, 2022 12:12 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2022 12:09 AM (P3gRi)
AOP, that was my thought as well, there is folklore regarding haunted clocks being linked to the time of death of the clock owner/possessor!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 13, 2022 12:12 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 13, 2022 12:12 AM (dA9eR)
Which means, fook them.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 13, 2022 12:13 AM (jTmQV)
Posted by: dartist at February 13, 2022 12:14 AM (+ya+t)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2022 12:14 AM (U2p+3)
Never did recover the 8mm socket that fell into engine compartment (and never hit the ground) while changing out fuel injectors.
Sounds simple, right? BWHAHAHAHA... *sigh*
So. Yeah.
Posted by: JQ at February 13, 2022 12:15 AM (dB4Iz)
VIDEO Remarkable!! Canadian Citizens Form Human Barricade To Stop Trucker Arrests
https://is.gd/965qvs
Posted by: Braenyard
News reports here seem to be pumping up antagonism against the truckers relating to auto companies (mainly) not being able to get parts.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2022 12:15 AM (63Dwl)
https://is.gd/965qvs
Posted by: Braenyard at February 13, 2022 12:09 AM (nR71a)
That's getting pretty close to home, for me. Didn't recognize anybody I know, but in a crowd of that size, it would be surprising if it didn't contain one or two people that I have met.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2022 12:15 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Senor Coffee at February 13, 2022 12:16 AM (iSbhf)
Silly person.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2022 12:14 AM (U2p+3)
Now I don't feel so bad, I got good company...
***fistbump*** to Nurse...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 13, 2022 12:16 AM (BgMrQ)
Oh no, they stopped traffic! How horrible! Why can't they just burn, loot, and murder like other protesters?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 13, 2022 12:17 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Infidel at February 13, 2022 12:07 AM (iFFK0)
Heh...
I visited for a year or so before I realized there were comments
***facepalm***
Once I figured that out, I got liquored up one night and just jumped in with both feet.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 13, 2022 12:10 AM (BgMrQ)
LadyL is cute when she talks about discovering that there was a comments button.
Posted by: Buzzion at February 13, 2022 12:17 AM (kWv6x)
A telescoping gadget with a magnet on the end.
It extends to about 18 inches.
Should have mentioned it on the tool thread.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 13, 2022 12:17 AM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Buzzion at February 13, 2022 12:17 AM (kWv6x)
If love to hear that story...heh.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 13, 2022 12:19 AM (BgMrQ)
***fistbump*** to Nurse...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard
Just don't admit to ace, or the daywalkers that we've actually READ the content.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2022 12:19 AM (U2p+3)
Blessings to all you crazy morons!
Good night...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 13, 2022 12:19 AM (ZtEAQ)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 13, 2022 12:20 AM (BgMrQ)
Shit, we had designated flame threads where the insults would fly back and forth for no reason and people gave as good as they got. Some 'ettes were particularly razor sharp with it. All in good fun of course.
But I got a fact wrong once in 2007 and got my head kicked in by four or five people. That stuff happens here now but it's not the same.
Posted by: ... at February 13, 2022 12:20 AM (dscaa)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 13, 2022 12:20 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Senor Coffee at February 13, 2022 12:21 AM (iSbhf)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 13, 2022 12:20 AM (SchxB)
Or discontent...
Depends on the topic.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 13, 2022 12:22 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Bete at February 13, 2022 12:22 AM (Ojki1)
Heh. Got a couple of those. Couldn't wrangle one into the little cubby that I thought the socket fell into.
Posted by: JQ at February 13, 2022 12:22 AM (dB4Iz)
Depends on the topic.
I never read the discontent. Gets me in trouble sometimes.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 13, 2022 12:23 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Bete at February 13, 2022 12:22 AM (Ojki1)
Why not...
Mine would be:
What, recess is over?!?!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 13, 2022 12:23 AM (BgMrQ)
"I kept telling them I was sick!"
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 13, 2022 12:25 AM (jTmQV)
Posted by: dartist at February 13, 2022 12:31 AM (+ya+t)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2022 12:31 AM (U2p+3)
My first comment here was a disagreement with post ace made. And he came back in the comments and we discussed why we disagreed. He couldn't have been more polite and we just agreed to disagree.
This place is about the most welcoming place on the internet I've experienced with very few rules.
Don't be an asshole is about the only rule.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2022 12:31 AM (ZLI7S)
Nighters.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2022 12:31 AM (U2p+3)
sweet dreams!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2022 12:32 AM (P3gRi)
"I kept telling them I was sick!"
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 13, 2022 12:25 AM (jTmQV)
I'm feeling better...
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 13, 2022 12:32 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
Geez, dude's in the hospital one night and she's goin' crazy grabbin' butts.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 13, 2022 12:12 AM (SchxB)
My own, LOL! It's from "Cat's Cradle."
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2022 12:32 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Infidel at February 13, 2022 12:33 AM (iFFK0)
The main route to the Pacific Highway border crossing in Surrey was closed Saturday afternoon after protesters opposed to vaccine mandates and other COVID-19 measures broke through RCMP barricades and began driving the wrong way down 176th Street
_Vancouver Sun
Posted by: Braenyard at February 13, 2022 12:35 AM (nR71a)
_Vancouver Sun
Posted by: Braenyard at February 13, 2022 12:35 AM (nR71a)
Freedom is the new Pandemic. It's contagious.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 13, 2022 12:36 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 13, 2022 12:37 AM (nR71a)
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2022 12:39 AM (2JoB8)
_Vancouver Sun
Posted by: Braenyard at February 13, 2022 12:35 AM (nR71a)
The Pacific Highway border crossing is the designated truck crossing, and is only a mile or two east of the main Peace Arch border crossing which is the northern end of Interstate 5. On busy weekends, both are commonly backed up several miles.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2022 12:41 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at February 13, 2022 12:45 AM (i+3WY)
10 hrs ago _ Albany NY., she's got the crowd and is preaching it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOxKpCeJPRE
Posted by: Braenyard at February 13, 2022 12:46 AM (nR71a)
One difference here is there are 50 different Covid rules.
Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2022 12:48 AM (2JoB8)
"The Canadian flag is a symbol of the extremist right"
Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 13, 2022 12:49 AM (5p7BC)
St. Valentine is apparently the patron of beekeepers.
Happy Valentine's Day.
Posted by: KT at February 13, 2022 12:49 AM (0ghg2)
And me, because the Thing in the Woods is making weird noises
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
Just read your comment up above.
God be with you and "Publius" tonight.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at February 13, 2022 12:50 AM (tjZg/)
Literally, since Publius is one of you, too.
I think I'm going to turn in and wind down. It's been a weird day. Be well, folks.
Special prayers for the truckers and their allies. This is a BIG THING.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2022 12:51 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 13, 2022 12:51 AM (SchxB)
This place is about the most welcoming place on the internet I've experienced with very few rules.
Don't be an asshole is about the only rule.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2022 12:31 AM (ZLI7S)
That's kinda rule number one in life isn't it?
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 13, 2022 12:51 AM (BgMrQ)
Special prayers for the truckers and their allies. This is a BIG THING.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2022 12:51 AM (Mzdiz)
Night, Miley. Give Publius my best when you see him.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2022 12:52 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2022 12:52 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 13, 2022 12:53 AM (6mvRv)
Posted by: JQ at February 13, 2022 12:54 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
Did you ever lay on the floor, with your legs up and put your feet against someone else's feet?
I mean, you can touch their souls (soles?).
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at February 13, 2022 12:55 AM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 13, 2022 12:56 AM (nR71a)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOxKpCeJPRE
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Really, check out this lady.
She should be nation wide.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 13, 2022 12:57 AM (nR71a)
In my experience, pretty much.
Funny how that works out.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2022 12:57 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 13, 2022 01:00 AM (nR71a)
Posted by: Yor, Hunter From The Future at February 13, 2022 01:00 AM (xdIBp)
Posted by: JT at February 13, 2022 01:03 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT at February 13, 2022 01:03 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 13, 2022 01:04 AM (5p7BC)
Pretty much.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 13, 2022 01:05 AM (YglAn)
"Hysteria at the White House is revealing more than ever.
The Anglo-Saxons need war. At any cost. Provocations, disinformation and threats are [their] favorite method of solving their own problems,"
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Hey, that's racist. Hahahahahahah
Posted by: Braenyard at February 13, 2022 01:06 AM (nR71a)
At least they did not go nuclear with Yoko, that would be against the Geneva Convention.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 13, 2022 01:06 AM (oHd/0)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOxKpCeJPRE
Posted by: Braenyard at February 13, 2022 12:46 AM (nR71a)
Thank you for sharing - she's TERRIFIC!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2022 01:07 AM (Mzdiz)
Our favorite grocery store had extra jalapenos this week. "Poppers" are a local favorite snack. Pity, the price wasn't any less than usual. I still bought enough for one batch.
Posted by: JQ at February 13, 2022 01:07 AM (dB4Iz)
I do realize it's just a game, nothing life or death or of permanent importance, but still, it is fun to hope for a modest guy from a small town in flyover country.
Totally get if you're not into it though. Have a nice evening,
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 13, 2022 01:08 AM (6mvRv)
Well, we were told to Never underestimate Joe's ability to f*ck things up...
Posted by: JQ at February 13, 2022 01:11 AM (dB4Iz)
At least they did not go nuclear with Yoko, that would be against the Geneva Convention.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 13, 2022 01:06 AM (oHd/0)
Heh. Barry Manilow is awful, but it's sappy saccharine awful, not earsplittingly hostile awful, like rap.
Anyway, I have to hit the sack, want to make an early start in the Ayem. Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2022 01:11 AM (P3gRi)
And I've been to Madison WI, have family there, and don't ever want to go back. 100 mi outside Madison in any direction seems like awesomeness.
Posted by: NC Ref at February 13, 2022 01:13 AM (RAodA)
I'm just grateful for some degree of normalcy. The last two years have been brutal for everyone.
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 13, 2022 01:13 AM (6mvRv)
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 13, 2022 01:17 AM (6mvRv)
10 hrs ago _ Albany NY., she's got the crowd and is preaching it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOxKpCeJPRE
Posted by: Braenyard at February 13, 2022 12:46 AM (nR71a)
That...was...fucking..beautiful. Damn...
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2022 01:18 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2022 01:22 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Buzzion at February 13, 2022 01:26 AM (kWv6x)
If ya can't beat 'em... right?
Posted by: JQ at February 13, 2022 01:28 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at February 13, 2022 01:31 AM (7SwmH)
That man is my father, who was never my friend, but ALWAYS Dad.
I miss him.
Posted by: irongrampa at February 13, 2022 01:32 AM (KATBx)
I'm an LSU season ticket holder and am just pleased to see my beloved State U well represented on both sides.
Enjoy, and have some poppers and cocktails or whatever is your preference!
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 13, 2022 01:33 AM (6mvRv)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2022 01:18 AM (VwHCD)
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No teleprompter, no notes that I could see.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 13, 2022 01:34 AM (nR71a)
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 13, 2022 01:34 AM (6mvRv)
There's a complete kit for each of 3 vehicles. The house, the shop, and spares. We need to have a yard sale.
How many wrenches, sockets, vice-grips, hammers, drillbits, &tc does one household really need?
Posted by: JQ at February 13, 2022 01:37 AM (dB4Iz)
Donald Trump has furiously accused Hillary Clinton's election campaign of treason after a special counsel said her team had tried to spy on his White House servers in a bid to find ties to Russia to smear him with.
The former president unleashed a furious broadside on Saturday claiming that Team Clinton's behavior would once have merited execution, ...
Posted by: Braenyard at February 13, 2022 01:38 AM (nR71a)
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 13, 2022 01:39 AM (6mvRv)
Posted by: Buzzion at February 13, 2022 01:39 AM (kWv6x)
Posted by: JQ at February 13, 2022 01:37 AM (dB4Iz)
Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition #242- More is good, all is better.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2022 01:40 AM (VwHCD)
Not overly impressed with the bit.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 13, 2022 01:41 AM (nR71a)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 13, 2022 01:43 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 13, 2022 01:43 AM (6mvRv)
Not overly impressed with the bit.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 13, 2022 01:41 AM (nR71a)
Tell me you didn't buy a cordless one. Lie if you have to. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2022 01:45 AM (VwHCD)
I had a cordless circular saw for a short while. It didn't start out that way, but I was careless.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 13, 2022 01:46 AM (SchxB)
Heh.
At least I know how to, and have used, most of them.
Posted by: JQ at February 13, 2022 01:46 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: JQ
Well ...
one set to use ... one set for the gnomes ... one set to lend to neighbors you want to keep ... one set for the burning times ... one set to store in the places you use to store when you can't remember where you officially put the official set ... one set - nice and clean and shiny - for when getting photographed working hard ... and the beat up clunkers for the neighbors you don't want to keep ... one set to be buried in the time capsule ... one set to throw at the tv talking heads that are particularly annoying ...
Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at February 13, 2022 01:49 AM (okV1R)
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 13, 2022 01:49 AM (6mvRv)
Funny, those are almost always returned.
Posted by: JQ at February 13, 2022 01:52 AM (dB4Iz)
So my job will be to pry him loose tomorrow from these agents of the Medical State.
I assume we've all got it, even the cats (who have been sneezing for a week).
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2022 01:53 AM (Mzdiz)
Heh.
At least I know how to, and have used, most of them.
Posted by: JQ at February 13, 2022 01:46 AM (dB4Iz)
I really wish I knew the answer to how much is enough. Every time I think I have enough, its never enough. Not surprising, for it is written- Rules of Acquisition #97-enough...is never enough. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2022 01:54 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
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I've seen that happen. Poor cord discipline. ;-)
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2022 01:54 AM (qmS3k)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&v at February 13, 2022 01:54 AM (DAAHE)
Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at February 13, 2022 01:55 AM (okV1R)
Best wishes for all concerned!
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 13, 2022 01:55 AM (6mvRv)
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Heh. Maybe NC/SC Morons should be forming up a convoy.
'No Publius, No Peace!
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2022 01:57 AM (qmS3k)
May your medical team be Blessed with Wisdom and Compassion in treating you ...
Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at February 13, 2022 01:57 AM (okV1R)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 13, 2022 01:57 AM (a4EWo)
Problem is, selling them won't recoup but a fraction of the original cost. I'm proud to say that while my stuff is well used, I was taught as a kid by my role model to take care of your stuff. Still sort of irritating.
Posted by: irongrampa at February 13, 2022 01:57 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&v at February 13, 2022 01:54 AM (DAAHE)
Prayers for a swift recovery, Donna - Publius is fretting in a hospital room right now, too.
I had no idea that back pain can be a gallbladder symptom!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2022 01:58 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 13, 2022 01:58 AM (6mvRv)
Millenial (dumbsh!t, girl) at the store told me: "It's not a hand tool. Warranty is only for 1 year on those. Do you have the receipt?"
Me: *Looks all over for a cord* "It doesn't appear to plug in. You sure this isn't a Hand Tool?"
M (d,g): "If you don't have the receipt, we can't issue a refund."
Wonder why Sears went out of business?
Posted by: JQ at February 13, 2022 01:58 AM (dB4Iz)
Hershey's kisses, those little "turtles" candies...
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 13, 2022 01:59 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 13, 2022 01:59 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
*** whistles innocently ***
*** covers evidence with old painting tarp ***
Posted by: Adriane the Shifty Eye'd Critic ... at February 13, 2022 02:00 AM (okV1R)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 13, 2022 01:57 AM (a4EWo)
Sugar free gummi bears FTW!
Seriously, I use sugar free Luden's cherry cough drops if the works get backed up - 4 or 5 and within 1-2 hours the highway's open again.
TMI, but it works.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2022 02:00 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 13, 2022 02:02 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 13, 2022 02:02 AM (6mvRv)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&v
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I have vicariously seen the same symptom. Prayers and thoughts for you. Keep us informed.
And, here are some strengthening supplemental ampersands [&&&&&&&&&].
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2022 02:02 AM (qmS3k)
Posted by: JQ at February 13, 2022 02:02 AM (dB4Iz)
Prunes and whipped cream ...
Posted by: Adriane the Shifty Eye'd Critic ... at February 13, 2022 02:03 AM (okV1R)
Posted by: JQ
Well ...
one set to use ... one set for the gnomes ... one set to lend to neighbors you want to keep ... one set for the burning times ... one set to store in the places you use to store when you can't remember where you officially put the official set ... one set - nice and clean and shiny - for when getting photographed working hard ... and the beat up clunkers for the neighbors you don't want to keep ... one set to be buried in the time capsule ... one set to throw at the tv talking heads that are particularly annoying ...
Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at February 13, 2022 01:49 AM (okV1R)
I rate this as pretty much true.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2022 02:03 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 13, 2022 02:03 AM (a4EWo)
Publius needs to be in a 1.5 atmosphere of pure 02, in order to drive MORE oxygen into his lungs and tissues.
That's a hyperbaric chamber, same as used for scuba divers with the decompression "bends". Gotta send O2 into his lungs and tissues with PRESSURE!
Negative pressure room? OMG, the docs are in the thrall of fauciism or mainlining CDC. You need a black-force ops team to bust Publius out of there, stat!
Prayers!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 13, 2022 02:03 AM (QzJWU)
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Milk of magnesia. During my recent experience with oxy-induced 'stoppage', it worked. I'll say no more...
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2022 02:05 AM (qmS3k)
'No Publius, No Peace!
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2022 01:57 AM (qmS3k)
LOL! He made sure I know which room he's in. We'll be coordinating his getaway in the morning.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2022 02:05 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&v at February 13, 2022 02:07 AM (DAAHE)
Posted by: irongrampa at February 13, 2022 02:07 AM (KATBx)
Milk of Magnesia may or may not work. Unsure. But do be prepared and be ready. Depends.
*denounces self*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 13, 2022 02:08 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2022 02:08 AM (qmS3k)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&v at February 13, 2022 02:09 AM (DAAHE)
Millenial (dumbsh!t, girl) at the store told me: "It's not a hand tool. Warranty is only for 1 year on those. Do you have the receipt?"
Me: *Looks all over for a cord* "It doesn't appear to plug in. You sure this isn't a Hand Tool?"
M (d,g): "If you don't have the receipt, we can't issue a refund."
Wonder why Sears went out of business?
Posted by: JQ at February 13, 2022 01:58 AM (dB4Iz)
There is one of those hanging on the wall in one shop I work out of. I refuse to use it. I tested it against my snap-on torque wrenches. Yeah, I'll pass. It don't stay locked either. If I had to buy one right now and didn't want to spend a fortune I would probably grab an ICON one from harbor freight. I got one for my brother, and it's impressive.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2022 02:10 AM (VwHCD)
As a fellow beneficary of the moron-phene thing, let me inject* this, thus.
*swidt?*
That shit will sooth the PAIN of what ails you. But won't FIX what's causing the pain. Get 'em to fix the CAUSE, yes? Then, lesser stuff, like aspirin, will sooth as well, soon enough.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 13, 2022 02:11 AM (QzJWU)
If your husband has had hemorrhoid or lower intestinal surgeries, you may need to be more careful with your choice of laxative ...
Posted by: Adriane the Not a Doctor Critic ... at February 13, 2022 02:13 AM (okV1R)
Prayers!
Posted by: Jim at February 13, 2022 02:03 AM (QzJWU)
No Jim, he has no oxygen issues at all. This is to keep his asymptomatic coofy germs in the room with him, I think.
His nurse was wearing a bunny suit.
I feel so sorry for these sad sacks of ignorance. I can't imagine having to work in a medical setting.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2022 02:13 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&v
You got 'em !
Posted by: JT at February 13, 2022 02:14 AM (arJlL)
For now, see if he'll drink extra water. Or any liquid, really. Fruit juice, whatever you've got.
Get some Miralax (or generic equivalent), keep some on-hand from now on.
One dose in a glass of warm apple cider or whatever hubby will drink, should get things moving.
Posted by: JQ at February 13, 2022 02:15 AM (dB4Iz)
So, you're saying that Turbo Colon Blow just might be contra-indicated?
/phil hartman
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 13, 2022 02:15 AM (QzJWU)
Tell Ms. Bunny Suit that it's Wabbit Season. And tell her to put it on your bill. As it spins around, of course.
Humor would be lost on the ward, and I'll not gamble this. Wouldn't be an honorable wager, when the outcome is so very assured.
/zzzzz
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 13, 2022 02:20 AM (QzJWU)
/phil hartman
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Not a doctor and I haven't stayed at a Holiday Inn Express recently neither ...
Posted by: Adriane the Not a Doctor Critic ... at February 13, 2022 02:20 AM (okV1R)
If your husband has had hemorrhoid or lower intestinal surgeries, you may need to be more careful with your choice of laxative ...
Posted by: Adriane the Not a Doctor Critic ... at February 13, 2022 02:13 AM (okV1R)
Note to Debby - the sugar-free route is effective, but not necessarily gentle. If you haven't read Amazon review(s) for sugar free gummi bears, it's a must.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2022 02:21 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&v at February 13, 2022 02:24 AM (DAAHE)
I had a cordless circular saw for a short while. It didn't start out that way, but I was careless.
Posted by: Blanco Basura[-i]
I have one of those, too! It has been a steady performer for me for several years now!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 13, 2022 02:25 AM (pNxlR)
HARIBO sugar free gummie bears. In the silver trimmed package.
Be sure YOU have evacuated both bladder and bowel, before reading. OR ELSE YOU WILL, while reading. It be are that dam funny, ayup!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 13, 2022 02:25 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: ... at February 13, 2022 02:25 AM (dscaa)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&v at February 13, 2022 02:24 AM (DAAHE)
From breathing in all that White-Out on your computer screens.
Posted by: ... at February 13, 2022 02:26 AM (dscaa)
Posted by: Pete Bog at February 13, 2022 02:27 AM (gXWAI)
Posted by: ... at February 13, 2022 02:27 AM (dscaa)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2022 02:31 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Pete Bog
well ... we are something of a sweet mystery, that's for sure ...
: -))
Posted by: Adriane the Naughty Marietta Critic ... at February 13, 2022 02:33 AM (okV1R)
Posted by: Blanco Basura[-i]
I have one of those, too! It has been a steady performer for me for several years now!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 13, 2022 02:25 AM (pNxlR)
I have an older makita circular saw like that. The cord is taped up in a few places. My father, after hammering it for some years on the job, handed it to me and says "see if you can do something with this". Somewhere around that time he hands me a 4" bosch belt sander that the cord got sucked up into and mangled. Same deal, see what you can do with this. He was one talented craftsman, but damn he knew how to explode tools.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2022 02:33 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2022 02:33 AM (Mzdiz)
One day I'll spring for the SnapOn, or Mac. Maybe. I'm getting too old for this stuff.
Posted by: JQ at February 13, 2022 02:34 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: Pete Bog at February 13, 2022 02:36 AM (gXWAI)
Posted by: Miley
Be HEALED!!!!
Posted by: Ernest Angley at February 13, 2022 02:39 AM (QzkSJ)
One day I'll spring for the SnapOn, or Mac. Maybe. I'm getting too old for this stuff.
Posted by: JQ at February 13, 2022 02:34 AM (dB4Iz)
I would do the ICON, and this is from somebody who has snap-on. The ICON is very nice, comes with the calibration test certificate, and is made well. It was around $100.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2022 02:40 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 13, 2022 02:40 AM (a4EWo)
Humor would be lost on the ward, and I'll not gamble this. Wouldn't be an honorable wager, when the outcome is so very assured.
/zzzzz
Posted by: Jim at February 13, 2022 02:20 AM (QzJWU)
I don't plan on an armed assault. I feel confident that I can spring him without the use of lead.
Friggin masks, too. You know they wouldn't even let me inside the ER? This world has gone crazy. It's been two fucking years already.
God bless those truckers who began what appears to be a swell of resistance around the world. And Castreau Junior's gonna get the blame at the next Schwab gathering.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2022 02:41 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2022 02:31 AM (Mzdiz)
I'm a night owl who can generally sleep any time day or night but I would likely need "assistance" to sleep in your situation. I will shove some ativan through the USB port for you and him.
Posted by: ... at February 13, 2022 02:41 AM (dscaa)
Posted by: ... at February 13, 2022 02:41 AM (dscaa)
Ima get me a Delta8 gummy and a drink
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2022 02:44 AM (Mzdiz)
(Because sometimes ya just can't get a straight-on look at the deflecting-beam)
This ol' gal is nearly done wrenching though. Sixt--- er.... 29 years is old enough to give it up methinks.
Posted by: JQ at February 13, 2022 02:45 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2022 02:44 AM (Mzdiz)
Sweet dreams.
Posted by: ... at February 13, 2022 02:46 AM (dscaa)
(Because sometimes ya just can't get a straight-on look at the deflecting-beam)
This ol' gal is nearly done wrenching though. Sixt--- er.... 29 years is old enough to give it up methinks.
Posted by: JQ at February 13, 2022 02:45 AM (dB4Iz)
you're never too old for wrenching, lol. Seriously, the dude who owns one of the shops I work out of is 73, and he works his ass off.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2022 02:50 AM (VwHCD)
I dunno... Let's just hope my truck's motor doesn't need to be replaced again before I die, LOL!
Posted by: JQ at February 13, 2022 02:54 AM (dB4Iz)
I dunno... Let's just hope my truck's motor doesn't need to be replaced again before I die, LOL!
Posted by: JQ at February 13, 2022 02:54 AM (dB4Iz)
Well there is wrenching, and then there's self flagellation, lol.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2022 02:59 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: JQ at February 13, 2022 03:00 AM (dB4Iz)
Prayers for those in hospital - and for all of us. We live in interesting times.
On a lighter note - wife and I went looking at Airstreams today - maybe the 22' Caravel. Note - we have never so much as set up a tent in the backyard together, nor have we ever towed anything so this is an adventure. I did camp and RV as a kid with my parents, and camped with my son's scout troops but wife never did. My plan is to retire, load the thing up and drag it around the country....maybe stop and see some morons in western Colorado and NSD Texas and Wisconsin and Brattleboro Vt and...and... and....
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at February 13, 2022 03:01 AM (7SwmH)
Posted by: JQ at February 13, 2022 03:02 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at February 13, 2022 03:11 AM (okV1R)
Posted by: JQ at February 13, 2022 03:00 AM (dB4Iz)
yeah I know. I did it more than enough. I just don't do ground anymore. If I can't get it on a lift it's gonna sit. No lifty no fixy. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2022 03:11 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: MAxIE at February 13, 2022 03:13 AM (dVkJu)
Posted by: MAxIE at February 13, 2022 03:13 AM (dVkJu)
They're not chinto.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2022 03:14 AM (VwHCD)
Sometimes I have to look words up because I am lost. So... torque wrench... is Chinto a Japanese Brand name for tools?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2022 03:17 AM (dNqv+)
LUXURY!
Seriously, though... had to replace motor twice anyway.
Bought a reman, took it to bro's garage (overhead hoist) followed all instructions, yadda yadda-- think a ring broke-- one cylinder bad compression dry/wet. Called up shop. They sent replacement.
Bro was then being a dick, so redid it all at my place with cherry picker only. Had to pull whole front end because not enough height w/picker. Ugh! Grrrrr.
Anyway. Lol. My oil pan is custom painted with "smile if it's JUST an oil change" by the drain plug.
Posted by: JQ at February 13, 2022 03:19 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2022 03:17 AM (dNqv+)
Slang for worthless chinese crap that would insult a smelter.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2022 03:20 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2022 03:20 AM (VwHCD)
Ah.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2022 03:22 AM (dNqv+)
Bought a reman, took it to bro's garage (overhead hoist) followed all instructions, yadda yadda-- think a ring broke-- one cylinder bad compression dry/wet. Called up shop. They sent replacement.
Bro was then being a dick, so redid it all at my place with cherry picker only. Had to pull whole front end because not enough height w/picker. Ugh! Grrrrr.
Anyway. Lol. My oil pan is custom painted with "smile if it's JUST an oil change" by the drain plug.
Posted by: JQ at February 13, 2022 03:19 AM (dB4Iz)
You are the female AOP. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2022 03:26 AM (VwHCD)
That is the highest compliment I have ever received!
But....
I'm not worthy.
Posted by: JQ at February 13, 2022 03:28 AM (dB4Iz)
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Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 13, 2022 03:58 AM (Mzdiz)
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