LOL: Whoopi Says She's "Humiliated," May Quit<br>Plus: Tater Doesn't Know Who to Suck Up to Keep His Job Now, So He Keeps Sucking Up to the Fired Jeff Zucker

LOL: Whoopi Says She's "Humiliated," May Quit
Plus: Tater Doesn't Know Who to Suck Up to Keep His Job Now, So He Keeps Sucking Up to the Fired Jeff Zucker

The grotesque toads of The View, fresh off of vigorous campaigning to deplatform Joe Rogan from Spotify (and any other platform), are angry that Whoopi got a two week time-out.

[N]etwork insiders told the outlet that Goldberg's co-hosts -- Sunny Hostin, Joy Behar and Ana Navarro -- are furious that she was suspended.

Incredibly, Noted Witch-Featured Drag Performer Mika Brzezinsky, who was just calling for Joe Rogan to be #cancelled on Monday, is now shrieking that "cancel culture is out of control" now that a leftwing colleague of hers got a two week suspension for Holocaust revisionism!

MSNBC’s @morningmika Brzezinksi: “Everyone knows Whoopi Goldberg. She’s been on TV for decades ... If you don’t know her heart, then you haven’t been watching … This cancel culture is getting so out of hand!” pic.twitter.com/lFaNt87xHP
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) February 2, 2022

Are you kidding me? Are you actually literally pulling my leg physically right now?

All you fucking do all day is call for people to be cancelled, and when one of your own gets a time out, you shriek that all of this censorship and cancel culture has gone too far?!?!

The absolute balls on this witch-faced man-in-drag.

But, it's not just the Yentas and Karens of morning and daytime television who are shocked, shocked to find cancel culture going on in their daily demands for cancel culture, it's Whoopi herself, whose "ego is bruised" at her "humiliation."

Here's how you can tell her "apology" is pure bullshit: She's mad that she gave ABC the apology they wanted, and they still suspended her.

So, she didn't mean it. She didn't feel like she had anything to apologize for; it was just to shut up the higher-ranking executives at ABC. (And you know who controls the media, right Whoopi?)

Whoopi Goldberg is "livid" after she was suspended from "The View" over her claim that the Holocaust was "not about race" -- and is telling co-workers she is going to quit the show, according to a source.
Goldberg, 66, feels "humiliated" at being disciplined by ABC execs after she followed their advice to apologize for the ill-conceived comments, a well-placed insider told The Post.
"She feels ABC executives mishandled this. She followed their playbook. She went on 'The Late Show With Steven Colbert' and then apologized again on 'The View' the next day," a source said.
The source added that while Goldberg is taking the suspension hard and says she wants to leave the show, insiders believe she's likely just sounding off.
"Her ego has been hurt and she's telling people she's going to quit," the source said. "Suspension from 'The View' is like getting suspended from Bravo. The bar is very low."

I don't know what that means. Sounds like they're saying that this is a token, fake punishment. Which, yeah, we know.

According to the NY Post, Whoopi is "livid" over her paid suspension and is threatening to quit The View.
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No. LIVID is just her weight in Roman Numerals.
Posted by: ...

Goldberg's co-hosts -- Sunny Hostin, Joy Behar and Ana Navarro -- are furious that she was suspended.
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Notice there's no mention of a hunger strike.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Bonus Post:

Tater Is So Addicted to the Taste of Jeff Zucker's Ass That He's Still Sucking It Even After Zucker's Been Shitcanned

They say that if you take the chain off a dog that's been chained for ten years, it still won't walk more than a chain's length from the stake.

Tater's in a tizzy looking for the next boss to suck up to to keep his job despite his wretched ratings and embarrassing unprofessionalism.

He was Jeff Zucker's shameless, shameful attack dog.

What's his role at CNN now that Zucker is gone?

WATCH: Brian Stelter takes over CNN’s Kate Bolduan’s show to go into damage control over the resignation of CNN President Jeff Zucker and she looks super annoyed

I think that’s everyone’s reaction listening to Brian Stelter 🤡 pic.twitter.com/T88xlhcZE4
— Drew Hernandez (@DrewHLive) February 2, 2022

Many are pointing out that with the Discovery/Warner merger to be completed in April/May, CNN will have new owners and new leaders, and they will want to fire low-performing executives. Like Jeff Zucker, who has not only brought CNN to a state of absolute ratings disaster, but who has made the brand an absolute joke as well.

You can get by with low ratings if you have a prestige factor. Jeff Zucker did not give CNN a prestige factor; he took what prestige factor CNN may have once (undeservedly) have had, and turned it into Hot News with Jerry Springer, Bitches!

So they want him gone.

They could either admit that they're firing Zucker because CNN is a joke and a ratings disaster and they need a total re-do, a total gut-job ground-up walls-ripped-out renovation, or they could claim that the CNN brand is strong and proud and claim they're firing Zucker because they don't want the good name of CNN sullied by even so much as the whiff of scandal that an extramarital affair would bring it.

Easy call, huh?

Meanwhile, as various CNN liars, such as Tater, claim to be "stunned" and read press statements about the affair beginning in 2020, both Megyn Kelly and Soledad O'Brien's earpiece say that the Zucker affair was an open secret.

So what's alleged "journalist" Brian Stelter doing reading what he knows to be false statements about the affair beginning in 2020?

Here's Megyn Kelly snarking at Tater:

What she means is this:

Gollust started working with Zucker at NBC twenty years ago. Zucker moved heaven and earth to get her jobs at every place he took a new job at. That Radar article discussed that, trying to find her jobs in places where there was simply no room for her.

It was really, really important, for some reason, that Zucker have Gollust by his side.

Just a really good working relationship, maybe?

Ehhhh... Such a good working relationship that Zucker also wanted her living within 50 feet of him.

She noted that Zucker and Gollust not only worked together but their families lived a floor away from each other in the same apartment building while they were both married to their spouses.
Things got even weirder for Couric as she grew closer to Zucker's then-wife, Caryn.

"She and her husband and kids had moved into the apartment right above Jeff and Caryn's -- everyone who heard about their cozy arrangement thought it was super strange," Couric wrote. "By that point, Caryn had become a close friend and it made me really uncomfortable."
Couric added that Zucker insisted on hiring Gollust during his tenure at NBC even though her position was long filled.
"At a certain point, Jeff made a huge push to bring on Allison Gollust (at the 'Today Show')," Couric wrote. "I had to wonder why Jeff was angling so hard to bring Allison on board."
"They were joined at the hip," Couric continued.

Both hips joined, and then unjoined, intermittently, in a back and forth sort of way, and sometimes both hips facing in the same direction.

"The problem was, we'd already hired a PR person for the show. There really wasn't a role for Allison."
Couric writes that she resisted Zucker's attempts to get her hired as a flack for the "Today Show."
She speculates that her snub of Gollust cost her an opportunity to land a gig at CNN -- despite the fact that she endorsed Zucker to helm the network before he was named president.
"His first hire? Allison Gollust," Couric wrote of her former boss' stewardship of CNN.
"Oh, and I never did hear from him about that job."

So yes, I imagine CNN's impressive kennel of news-hounds will be "stunned" to learn all of this-- all of these easily-ascertained facts going on under their own roof.

Meanwhile, Soros-Funded Democrat Activist Bill Kristol engaged in some disgusting twitter flirtation with fellow leftwing internet activist Jane Coasten.

If you catch me doing that flirty, cutesy-poo sexting style of tweeting, publicly, so that others can enjoy my sexy banter, when I'm an ugly bloated 70 year old toad, please strangulate me slowly and painfully so that I have time to think about what I have done and understand why I need to die now.

Oh my Lord, imagine his sexts! They're like that, you know.

He uses --

these dashes --

to make you--

quiver --

with--

antici--

pation.

"Bill Kristol's dirty yet cloying sexts" are now in your head forever and you can't get them out. That's for making me go back to the lower-case "a."

Posted by: Ace at 02:22 PM

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1 cancel CNN

Posted by: brak at February 02, 2022 02:22 PM (0vPV+)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 02, 2022 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)

3 NY Post says she's "livid."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2022 02:22 PM (ptqGC)

4 oh I guess I lost my own bet then...no yarmulke for Caryn.

Posted by: kallisto at February 02, 2022 02:23 PM (DJFLF)

5 How can a black woman ever be humiliated?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 02, 2022 02:23 PM (sVfvf)

6 Whoopsi should be cancelled for her cultural appropriation stealing a Jewish name because of the racial stereotype about hollywood.

She's a horrible person that deserves to be cancelled.

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 02, 2022 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)

7 Hi Ace! I think I'll stop right there.

Posted by: kraken at February 02, 2022 02:23 PM (Vr12I)

8 I feel like I hit the Lotto today.

Posted by: WisRich at February 02, 2022 02:23 PM (G0vdT)

9 According to the NY Post, Whoopi is "livid" over her paid suspension and is threatening to quit The View.
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No. LIVID is just her weight in Roman Numerals.

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 02:23 PM (ijga9)

10 Megyn Kelly spilling the tea. Do tell.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2022 02:23 PM (ptqGC)

11 How did they fit Whoopsi and Ana Navarro in the same studio?

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 02, 2022 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)

12 Good; I hope she quits. She certainly doesn't need the money, but I'm sure they'll get someone equally as awful.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2022 02:23 PM (dprVF)

13 The viewership numbers and IQ will improve once she is gone.

And is Mika still freaked out over Furries?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 02:23 PM (crngH)

14 All of us down at the Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Health Center are so proud of Presdent Biden for protecting all persins of coler in that Ukrane place next to France.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at February 02, 2022 02:24 PM (DwTXo)

15 "Bill Kristol's dirty yet cloying sexts" are now in your head forever and you can't get them out. That's for making me go back to the lower-case "a."
Posted by: Ace at 02:22 PM

Hate to point this out ace, but...

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 02, 2022 02:24 PM (z5Vrg)

16 If you catch me doing that flirty, cutesy-poo sexting style of tweeting, publicly, so that others can enjoy my sexy banter, when I'm an ugly bloated 70 year old toad, please strangulate me slowly and painfully so that I have time to think about what I have done and understand why I need to die now.

don't some of the cobs know where you live?

I think they can take care of that for you

Posted by: kallisto at February 02, 2022 02:24 PM (DJFLF)

17 Is Cassandra Peterson, Mistress of the Karens, still calling her fans trash if they support Joe Rogan?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 02:24 PM (crngH)

18 I wouldn't mind being sent home to not work for 2 weeks and get paid $200K to do it.

Hmm, I guess I wouldn't be "livid" would I?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 02, 2022 02:24 PM (rvnbR)

19 One of Whoopie's legs weighs more than the average person.

Posted by: torabora at February 02, 2022 02:25 PM (WnpTB)

20 Bill Kristol. I've run out of words.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2022 02:25 PM (ptqGC)

21 apple sauce for brains is whispering again.
He's against cancer

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 02, 2022 02:25 PM (Irn0L)

22 >>>Tater Is So Addicted to the Taste of Jeff Zucker's Ass That He's Still Sucking It Even After Zucker's Been Shitcanned

This is like Ace's own personal carnival.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 02, 2022 02:25 PM (SH2Zi)

23 That's for making me go back to the lower-case "a."

The shame is part of the kink.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 02, 2022 02:25 PM (2JVJo)

24 Billi Crystal Magnum still has not broken that glass ceiling?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 02:25 PM (crngH)

25 According to the NY Post, Whoopi is "livid" over her paid suspension and is threatening to quit The View.

No. LIVID is just her weight in Roman Numerals.
Posted by: ...

Dayum.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2022 02:25 PM (uXonU)

26 fat ass will never quit

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 02, 2022 02:25 PM (Irn0L)

27 My lord, the apartment thing is like Big Bang Theory.

Posted by: kraken at February 02, 2022 02:25 PM (Vr12I)

28 I won't listen to anything Stelter unless Mark Dice is doing the voiceover.

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 02, 2022 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)

29 I thought I was over the coof. Seems it's not finished with me. Ugh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2022 02:25 PM (ptqGC)

30 I'm guessing that the furniture banging took place at Jeff's place.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at February 02, 2022 02:25 PM (DwEUu)

31 WTF did he just say?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 02, 2022 02:26 PM (Irn0L)

32 Capital A Ace is best ace. Stronk, like his shelves.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 02, 2022 02:26 PM (a3Q+t)

33 LIVID in Roman numerals, get the dump truck

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 02:26 PM (crngH)

34 >>>Mika Brzezinsky, who was just calling for Joe Rogan to be #cancelled on Monday, is now shrieking that "cancel culture is out of control"

F you. War!

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 02, 2022 02:27 PM (SH2Zi)

35 And now the View is imploding, too.

Does Trump have a switch on the curse, and he fires it up every once in a while just to remind people who runs Bartertown?

Posted by: blaster at February 02, 2022 02:27 PM (9VeU0)

36 I hear the Commanders are looking for a linebacker.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 02, 2022 02:27 PM (OssQ4)

37 "At a certain point, Jeff made a huge push to bring on Allison Gollust (at the 'Today Show')," Couric wrote. "I had to wonder why Jeff was angling so hard to bring Allison on board."

Oh, I'm sure it was hard alright.....

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 02, 2022 02:27 PM (Zz0t1)

38 Goldberg's co-hosts -- Sunny Hostin, Joy Behar and Ana Navarro -- are furious that she was suspended.
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Notice there's no mention of a hunger strike.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 02, 2022 02:27 PM (KzNJ6)

39
What's worse?

Being livid or being miffed?

And where did "miffed" come from?

btw, at least she's not stymied

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 02:27 PM (3rEjV)

40 Finally we have the answer to a question which has plagued mankind since the beginning of time.

What does it take to humiliate a woman who willingly call herself Whoopi?

Posted by: Thatch at February 02, 2022 02:27 PM (D9qzU)

41 29 I thought I was over the coof. Seems it's not finished with me. Ugh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2022 02:25 PM (ptqGC)

Sor to hear it. Your sense of smell/taste coming back?

Posted by: kraken at February 02, 2022 02:27 PM (Vr12I)

42 Is Cassandra Peterson, Mistress of the Karens, still calling her fans trash if they support Joe Rogan?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 02:24 PM (crngH)

I know when I want to find a show that discusses all sides of an issue, I always take advice from the life-support system for two inflated fun-bags.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 02, 2022 02:27 PM (2JVJo)

43 Whoopi is angry she is being "punished" because she doesn't think that she did anything wrong. That, to me, is the most incredible part. She is so, so stupid.

Posted by: jmel at February 02, 2022 02:27 PM (RWHIh)

44 "[N]etwork insiders told the outlet that Goldberg's co-hosts -- Sunny Hostin, Joy Behar and Ana Navarro -- are furious that she was suspended."

I'd have thought they'd be happy. Less competition for the pastries.

Posted by: aelfheld at February 02, 2022 02:27 PM (Zy9Yy)

45 I can only pray that Joy Behar quits in protest as well.

Posted by: WisRich at February 02, 2022 02:27 PM (G0vdT)

46 I wouldn't mind being sent home to not work for 2 weeks and get paid $200K to do it.

Hmm, I guess I wouldn't be "livid" would I?
Posted by: Dave in Fla

As I said earlier, with pay = vacay.
Without pay is punishment.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2022 02:27 PM (uXonU)

47 The Trump Cruse sometimes just takes a little bit of time to zing the victims.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 02:27 PM (crngH)

48 The source added that while Goldberg is taking the suspension hard and says she wants to leave the show, insiders believe she's likely just sounding off.
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Yeah, no shit. I'll be astounded if she quits. Not because she's humiliated (I believe that she might be) but because she's a whore and no whore quits a job that pays $5 million a year in exchange for yammering with a bunch of bitches of TV for an hour a day.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2022 02:27 PM (DU+/6)

49 According to the NY Post, Whoopi is "livid" over her paid suspension and is threatening to quit The View.
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No. LIVID is just her weight in Roman Numerals.
Posted by: ...

nice

Posted by: JT at February 02, 2022 02:27 PM (arJlL)

50

~sob-sob~

That was Phyllis Diller and Soupy Sales!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 02, 2022 02:27 PM (K2SnJ)

51 Don't go away mad Whoopi just go away.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 02, 2022 02:27 PM (eGTCV)

52 That's for making me go back to the lower-case "a."
Posted by: Ace

Obviously didn't work!

However I feel that either punctuation is acceptable for our great leader.
(was that enough groveling?)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 02, 2022 02:28 PM (tHtan)

53 "Bill Kristol's dirty yet cloying sexts" are now in your head forever and you can't get them out. That's for making me go back to the lower-case "a."
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You're the kind of boss that made people join unions, boss!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2022 02:28 PM (DU+/6)

54 No. LIVID is just her weight in Roman Numerals.

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 02:23 PM (ijga9)

50+1+5+1+500 =557

sounds about right

Posted by: kallisto at February 02, 2022 02:28 PM (DJFLF)

55 I'm going to assume at this point that Zucker and his wife had an "arrangement" and that she knew all about the affair.

You know why the media suddenly started pushing polyamory? Because just like child-fucking, they're all in "open" relationships. Their marriages are political alliances.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 02, 2022 02:28 PM (wmDcS)

56 GAF meter has been re-calibrated....still reads ZERO.

Posted by: BignJames at February 02, 2022 02:28 PM (AwYPR)

57 Whoopi

out of the shower, seeing her image in a full length mirror

not humilating

Posted by: REDACTED at February 02, 2022 02:28 PM (us2H3)

58 Gosh, maybe if the right continues being outraged over the Holocaust Zuckerberg and Bloomberg won't work to steal yet another election from Americans.

Working on behalf of people who hate us is a huge waste of time.

Posted by: trev006 at February 02, 2022 02:28 PM (Eqkqm)

59 Isn't "Sports Night" 30 year ago Aaron Sorkin or some other lefty potato brain?

These people exist solely to fellate their own uvulas, don't they.

SPORTS NIGHT

Embrace the cool of my currently still socially approved reference. Ah cha cha chaaaaaa

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 02:28 PM (ijga9)

60 >>>No. LIVID is just her weight in Roman Numerals.

what a great crack!

roman numbers jokes, love 'em!

Posted by: ace at February 02, 2022 02:28 PM (0G13K)

61 "[N]etwork insiders told the outlet that Goldberg's co-hosts -- Sunny Hostin, Joy Behar and Ana Navarro -- are furious that she was suspended."

Again, Gina Carano is the one who should be livid.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2022 02:28 PM (uXonU)

62 If you catch me doing that flirty, cutesy-poo sexting style of tweeting, publicly, so that others can enjoy my sexy banter, when I'm an ugly bloated 70 year old toad, please strangulate me slowly and painfully so that I have time to think about what I have done and understand why I need to die now.
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Ditto. I might transcribe this into my living will.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2022 02:28 PM (DU+/6)

63 "At a certain point, Jeff made a huge push to bring on Allison Gollust (at the 'Today Show')," Couric wrote. "I had to wonder why Jeff was angling so hard to bring Allison on board."
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That's happened at top-tier universities, even in STEM: "We've got to hire X, she's fantastic!"

Only to find out afterwards that the passionate advocate wasn't talking about X's research, but her ... uh ... skillz. Which he'd been sampling.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 02, 2022 02:29 PM (KzNJ6)

64 Zucker at door " Allison - knocks, Allison - knocks, Allison - knocks"

Posted by: kraken at February 02, 2022 02:29 PM (Vr12I)

65 So, she didn't mean it. She didn't feel like she had anything to apologize for; it was just to shut up the higher-ranking executives at ABC. (And you know who controls the media, right Whoopi?)

Yet here's the thing.

Whoopi has made pretty much a career out of saying stupid and outrageous and awful stuff. Yet the thing that gets her put in time out? Dissing Jews.

This does not... exactly negate the perception that Jews run entertainment.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 02:29 PM (KZzsI)

66
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Let's not all get caught up in this Mostly Manufactured Tempest.

Remember, 90% of this is Scripted Theater produced to mindfuck you.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 02:29 PM (3rEjV)

67 Nothing to do with the ratings bloodbath

Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at February 02, 2022 02:29 PM (tpJ1g)

68 She noted that Zucker and Gollust not only worked together but their families lived a floor away from each other in the same apartment building while they were both married to their spouses

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Ew

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at February 02, 2022 02:29 PM (+23kT)

69 who are these dumb fucks laughing at apple sauce for brain's jokes?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 02, 2022 02:29 PM (Irn0L)

70 One of Whoopie's legs weighs more than the average person.
Posted by: torabora at February 02, 2022 02:25 PM

Imagine the two of them, closing in on you. Like the garbage compactor scene in the original Star Wars.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 02, 2022 02:29 PM (a3Q+t)

71 The Washington Commanders; cum for the football stay for the rum, sodomy, and the lash.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 02:29 PM (crngH)

72 [N]etwork insiders told the outlet that Goldberg's co-hosts -- Sunny Hostin, Joy Behar and Ana Navarro -- are furious that she was suspended.

Posted by: Ace

I'm trying to see a down side to all of them getting upset and quitting...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 02, 2022 02:29 PM (tHtan)

73 [N]etwork insiders told the outlet that Goldberg's co-hosts -- Sunny Hostin, Joy Behar and Ana Navarro -- are furious that she was suspended.

Old and Busted: YOU should be cancelled for mean tweets

New Hotness: Well, everyone excuses the holocaust occasionally - you know?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 02, 2022 02:29 PM (ESjRY)

74 Gollust started working with Zucker at NBC twenty years ago. Zucker moved heaven and earth to get her jobs at every place he took a new job at. That Radar article discussed that, trying to find her jobs in places where there was simply no room for her.

I want to know more about Wayne LaPierre's $15K a month travel secretary.

She must have a cooch made of gold.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 02, 2022 02:29 PM (yQpMk)

75 [N]etwork insiders told the outlet that Goldberg's co-hosts -- Sunny Hostin, Joy Behar and Ana Navarro -- are furious that she was suspended.
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Heh...a coven of angry crones, oh my!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2022 02:30 PM (pbStR)

76 I do have options, you know. I'm told I have the inside track for the lead in a remake of "The Blob." Eat your fuckin' heart out, Brian Dennehy.

Posted by: Whoopie Johnson at February 02, 2022 02:30 PM (sWM8x)

77 "Tater Doesn't Know Who to Suck Up to Keep His Job Now, So He Keeps Sucking Up to the Fired Jeff Zucker"

Tater is probably impressed an unattractive toad like Zucker pulled a decent looking woman, and wants to know the secret.

Posted by: Grimmy at February 02, 2022 02:30 PM (NCgXW)

78 Joe is pegging the creepy meter with his speech today. His brain is turning to pudding right before my eyes.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2022 02:30 PM (ZLI7S)

79 "Bill Kristol's dirty yet cloying sexts" are now in your head forever and you can't get them out. That's for making me go back to the lower-case "a."
Posted by: Ace at 02:22 PM

all y'all are a buncha damned case sensitive snoflakes for making the boss punish us like this.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 02, 2022 02:30 PM (IJES/)

80 Have we reached Peak Stupid yet?

Posted by: torabora at February 02, 2022 02:30 PM (WnpTB)

81 NY Post says she's "livid."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2022 02:22 PM (ptqGC)

What are the telltale signs of lividity in a blimp?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 02, 2022 02:30 PM (P3gRi)

82 Imagine the two of them, closing in on you. Like the garbage compactor scene in the original Star Wars.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 02, 2022 02:29 PM (a3Q+t)

Probably smells the same.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 02, 2022 02:30 PM (II3Gr)

83 I don't know who David Bates is, but he sucks, too. "Sports Night" was not a "buddy comedy about an unlikely partnership," it was a couple seasons' worth of ponderous, stumbling Aaron Sorkin deadwood with aspirations of being a primetime soap.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2022 02:30 PM (DU+/6)

84 Gosh, maybe if the right continues being outraged over the Holocaust Zuckerberg and Bloomberg won't work to steal yet another election from Americans.

Working on behalf of people who hate us is a huge waste of time.
Posted by: trev006 at February 02, 2022 02:28 PM (Eqkqm)

**taps Stormfront detector**

I can't tell whether this thing is working or not.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 02, 2022 02:30 PM (2JVJo)

85 I am liking this thread.

Posted by: runner at February 02, 2022 02:30 PM (V13WU)

86 Imagine the two of them, closing in on you. Like the garbage compactor scene in the original Star Wars.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 02, 2022 02:29 PM (a3Q+t)

There's something in there with you.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 02, 2022 02:30 PM (yQpMk)

87 Dangerous signs that Whoopi is about to go supernova.

Move to a safe distance immediately.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 02, 2022 02:30 PM (3YVs3)

88
Please, take everything we're being told about by the Media with a grain of sand.

Do Not Become The Audience For A Media Farce.

Be A Critical Observer, instead.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 02:30 PM (3rEjV)

89 Whoopi, your audience is humiliated by the fact network execs have kept your face in front of them for the last couple of decades.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at February 02, 2022 02:31 PM (5pTK/)

90 I follow a very cute shih tzu on Instagram named Tater (@jerseyshihtzu), and I hate having his name corrupted by this POS

Posted by: arminius256 at February 02, 2022 02:31 PM (Dpgtk)

91 Some people may have not gotten the message that cancel culture only goes one way.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 02, 2022 02:31 PM (5kI0z)

92 71 The Washington Commanders; cum for the football stay for the rum, sodomy, and the lash.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 02:29 PM (crngH)

I think this name reeks of racism. Weren't Confederate generals called "Commander"?

Posted by: kallisto at February 02, 2022 02:31 PM (DJFLF)

93 Watching Stelter spend all that time praising and tongue bathing and worshiping Zucker enforces even more the idea that he owes his entire career to Zucker liking him for some reason. And that he's already started shopping out his resume to other places.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 02:31 PM (KZzsI)

94 Peak? More like an orbital apogee.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 02:31 PM (crngH)

95 Goldberg is a disgusting creature. Her Ass weighs more then my entire body!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at February 02, 2022 02:31 PM (R3wjG)

96 Bill Kristol's dirty yet cloying sexts"

There's a little man in the boat joke here but I can't find it under the snow.

Posted by: DaveA at February 02, 2022 02:31 PM (FhXTo)

97 I other words, Whoopi's apology was to cover her ass. She didn't mean a word of it.

Okay, then.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2022 02:31 PM (ptqGC)

98 is Whoopie Goldberg the new standard since Bryan Dennehy has passed? Or is it like George Kennedy?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 02, 2022 02:31 PM (CjHGv)

99 Those didn't seem like dirty or sexy tweets. just slightly cutesy. My Spouse has a flip phone. He couldn't be sexy or dirty on a flip phone to text even if he wanted to because he has to go through all the numbers first, and which is why the extent of messages are, "I picked up a paper" or "See you later" to which I respond "O.K"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2022 02:31 PM (dprVF)

100 Goldberg's co-hosts -- Sunny Hostin, Joy Behar and Ana Navarro -- are furious that she was suspended.
-----------------

Notice there's no mention of a hunger strike.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

LOL !!!

Posted by: JT at February 02, 2022 02:31 PM (arJlL)

101 IIRC Joy Behar has said viciously stupid things about Christians.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 02, 2022 02:31 PM (eGTCV)

102 The View is where Karen goes to her get affirmation she's informed, witty and not racist.

It's the media's junior high queen bee

Posted by: Well at February 02, 2022 02:32 PM (EQrXM)

103 *reads Duncanthrax' comment...

not so much now...

Posted by: runner at February 02, 2022 02:32 PM (V13WU)

104 No apology could ever cover Whoopi's ass.

Posted by: kraken at February 02, 2022 02:32 PM (Vr12I)

105 Imagine the two of them, closing in on you. Like the garbage compactor scene in the original Star Wars.
---
I'll be in my bunk...

Posted by: Ted Danson at February 02, 2022 02:32 PM (sWM8x)

106 And--
Your breasts heaving----
And my soul----
Aching---

I reach for another donut--
Dusting your lips with-----

Chocolate sprankles-----

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 02, 2022 02:32 PM (W2Pud)

107
The bigger story today is Canadian conservatives having enough of, get this, "Erin O'Toole," the "conservative" "leader."

Erin Go-Away Brah, indeed.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 02:32 PM (3rEjV)

108 I assume that the "Whoopi is livid" thing is just more Boob Bait for ~~Bubba~~ Barbie so the lofos think the "punishment" aka "paid vacation" matters.

Posted by: Oddbob at February 02, 2022 02:32 PM (nfrXX)

109 The odds that anyone contacted Bill Kristol for the job of running CNN are about the same as me Time traveling back to marry Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island and inventing the cell phone.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 02:32 PM (KZzsI)

110
all y'all are a buncha damned case sensitive snoflakes for making the boss punish us like this.
Posted by: BifBewalski
--------

Your use of a period implies that you are angry

Be better

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2022 02:32 PM (1vynn)

111 ""She and her husband and kids had moved into the apartment right above Jeff and Caryn's -- everyone who heard about their cozy arrangement thought it was super strange," Couric wrote. "By that point, Caryn had become a close friend and it made me really uncomfortable.""

I thought I'd get away with it when I shelved the plans for the fireman's pole from her bedroom to mine.

Posted by: Jeff Zucker at February 02, 2022 02:32 PM (NCgXW)

112 The reporting at CNN is amazing.

They had a hot story right under their noses and completely missed it.

I am
Shocked.

Posted by: Czech Chick at February 02, 2022 02:33 PM (haWye)

113
(James Earl Jones voice

"PISS... on CNN"

Posted by: DB at February 02, 2022 02:33 PM (geLO8)

114 Daily Daddario:

https://tinyurl.com/2p9d2m78

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with complete John Ford ranking at February 02, 2022 02:33 PM (LvTSG)

115 Joe is pegging the creepy meter with his speech today. His brain is turning to pudding right before my eyes.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2022 02:30 PM (ZLI7S)
---------------

Not true. It's turning into guacamole.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 02, 2022 02:33 PM (KzNJ6)

116 It bears repeating: Does Whoopi actually know how to mix drinks or was that gig on Star Trek a hoax?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 02, 2022 02:33 PM (6liew)

117 Gosh, maybe if the right continues being outraged over the Holocaust Zuckerberg and Bloomberg won't work to steal yet another election from Americans.

Working on behalf of people who hate us is a huge waste of time.
Posted by: trev006 at February 02, 2022 02:28 PM (Eqkqm)

**taps Stormfront detector**

I can't tell whether this thing is working or not.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 02, 2022 02:30 PM (2JVJo)

it's working fine

Posted by: runner at February 02, 2022 02:33 PM (V13WU)

118 Both hips, intermittently, in a back and forth sort of way.

LOL

ace poetry.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 02, 2022 02:33 PM (ufFY8)

119 I would do Whoopie in a heart beat. I like big butts, I cannot deny it. Whoopies got back !!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 02, 2022 02:33 PM (DwTXo)

120 Whoopi #5

Posted by: Skip's Phone at February 02, 2022 02:33 PM (I09q4)

121 damn you colon + closed parentheses

Posted by: DB at February 02, 2022 02:33 PM (geLO8)

122 Holocaust denial is the new black.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 02, 2022 02:33 PM (FVME7)

123
Both hips, intermittently, in a back and forth sort of way.

Lookey here, folks. Teh Ewok made a funny.

Oh, sorry. That's "teh ewok" now.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 02, 2022 02:33 PM (n+4am)

124
As falls Whoopi, so falls Whoopi Falls

Posted by: Woke Harvest at February 02, 2022 02:33 PM (XN7cI)

125 >>I other words, Whoopi's apology was to cover her ass. She didn't mean a word of it.

You couldn't cover her ass with the text for the Build Back Better Bill.

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2022 02:33 PM (OS0CB)

126 Guacamole?

Joey, save that for Sinko de Mayonaise!

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 02:34 PM (crngH)

127 Your giggles ---
They make me shudder--

And---
I reach for another donut---

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 02, 2022 02:34 PM (W2Pud)

128 Whoopie's buds are pissed? Prove it - walk off the set. Save us all Jebus.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindicatorem at February 02, 2022 02:34 PM (oWBc3)

129 You would think this johnson broad would be humiliated by her racism and ignorance and not by her suspension?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 02, 2022 02:34 PM (Irn0L)

130 >>>"Bill Kristol's dirty yet cloying sexts" are now in your head forever and you can't get them out. That's for making me go back to the lower-case "a."

LMAO, yeah, that was really uncomfortable to read.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 02, 2022 02:34 PM (SH2Zi)

131 >>>I reach for another donut--
Dusting your lips with-----

Chocolate sprankles-----
Posted by: nurse ratched

haha

he's like e.e. CUMmings

Posted by: ace at February 02, 2022 02:34 PM (0G13K)

132 the old 'in out, in out'

Posted by: DB at February 02, 2022 02:34 PM (geLO8)

133 For my sanity I avoided reading the Kristol texts

Posted by: steevy at February 02, 2022 02:34 PM (CYnTg)

134 They could either admit that they're firing Zucker because CNN is a joke and a ratings disaster and they need a total re-do, a total gut-job ground-up walls-ripped-out renovation, or they could claim that the CNN brand is strong and proud and claim they're firing Zucker because they don't want the good name of CNN sullied by even so much as the whiff of scandal that an extramarital affair would bring it.

--------

Option #3: Incoming management made it known that they were going to slay this bridge troll as Action Item #1. And he figured "WTH, it's better to go out for banging my secretary than for being an utter fucking failure at *yet another* network," and pulled the trigger on himself.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 02, 2022 02:34 PM (Cf/uA)

135 Daily Daddario:

https://tinyurl.com/2p9d2m78
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with complete John Ford ranking at February 02, 2022 02:33 PM (LvTSG)
++++
Nice.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2022 02:34 PM (DU+/6)

136 108 I assume that the "Whoopi is livid" thing is just more Boob Bait for Bubba Barbie so the lofos think the "punishment" aka "paid vacation" matters.
Posted by: Oddbob at February 02, 2022 02:32 PM (nfrXX)
----------------

Most people would be thrilled to get a paid vacation.

"And another thing ..." said in hope of getting a year's suspension with pay ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 02, 2022 02:34 PM (KzNJ6)

137 >>I would do Whoopie in a heart beat. I like big butts, I cannot deny it. Whoopies got back !!!!!!!!!!!

You're going to need a dump truck full of flour.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2022 02:34 PM (ZLI7S)

138 Man, when I worked in government, I would have killed to get a two-week paid suspension!

"No, no, two weeks doesn't begin to cover my awfulness! Make it two months!"

Posted by: Paco at February 02, 2022 02:35 PM (njExo)

139 Keeping with the blog topics of the day.

Whoopi and Dana Delany are both 66 years or so old.

Please supply your own punchline.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 02, 2022 02:35 PM (sy5kK)

140 Capital A Ace is best ace. Stronk, like his shelves.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 02, 2022 02:26 PM (a3Q+t)

Bring back capital A Ace when Tater gets canned.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 02, 2022 02:35 PM (SH2Zi)

141 I doubt Whoopi wi be around much longer from being around

Posted by: Skip's Phone at February 02, 2022 02:35 PM (I09q4)

142 The View is where Karen goes to her get affirmation she's informed, witty and not racist.

Women seek consensus of and acceptance within the group. Its hard-coded in their DNA.

Posted by: Good for the Goose at February 02, 2022 02:35 PM (K2UYJ)

143 >>You're going to need a dump truck full of flour.

And a tub of Vick's to rub under your nose.

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2022 02:35 PM (OS0CB)

144 Whoopi also had a long term relationship with Frank Langela (sp?). What is it with these relatively attractive white dudes?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2022 02:35 PM (ptqGC)

145 No. LIVID is just her weight in Roman Numerals.

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 02:23 PM (ijga9)

lol.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 02:35 PM (VwHCD)

146 "Noted Witch-Featured Drag Performer"

Ok, I've *got* this reference! (I think, unless it is just a coincidence.)

South Park, episode 2, season 14:

youtube.com/watch?v=zziUatiz4wM

TV newsperson, speaking to Matthew Brodedrick:
"Why are you standing next to a transvestite donkey witch?" (referring to Matt's wife, Sarah Jessica Parker.)

Posted by: KennethZ at February 02, 2022 02:35 PM (OXIaQ)

147 My Spouse has a flip phone. He couldn't be sexy or dirty on a flip phone to text even if he wanted

Type

5318008

Flip your phone/calculator

Posted by: 18-1 at February 02, 2022 02:35 PM (ESjRY)

148 Joe is pegging the creepy meter with his speech today. His brain is turning to pudding right before my eyes.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2022 02:30 PM (ZLI7S)
---------------

Not true. It's turning into guacamole.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 02, 2022 02:33 PM (KzNJ6)

look, fat, Commander Guacamole was first to land on Omaha Beach in 1918.

Posted by: runner at February 02, 2022 02:36 PM (V13WU)

149 As I discovered, top-notch journalists have a blind spot when it comes to office sex.

And that blind spot, of course, is that they are very stupid.

Posted by: Matt Lauer at February 02, 2022 02:36 PM (UEzis)

150 brought this over from downstairs...re former Veep Ponce:

Run for prezzy? The only thing I would like to see him run for is cover from a pissed off Zulu hunting party.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 02:27 PM (VwHCD)

Posted by: kallisto at February 02, 2022 02:36 PM (DJFLF)

151 I would still rather watch a dumpster fire than The Spew.

Sort of the same thing, but the dumpster fire is entertaining.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 02, 2022 02:36 PM (BFigT)

152 I find it impressive that Ace can quote from the Rocky Horror Picture Show, being under 29 and all.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 02, 2022 02:36 PM (a3Q+t)

153 It's hilarious that leftists think cancel culture is bad when it's their ass on the line, but it's perfectly fine when it's someone they loathe.

I think Jesse Kelly said this recently; the left is running out of people to cancel, so eventually they'll cancel other leftists.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 02, 2022 02:36 PM (XSRBF)

154 they don't want the good name of CNN sullied by even so much as the whiff of scandal that an extramarital affair would bring it.
------------------

Good name? How many perverts and assorted dirtbags have they rung up so far from CNN?

Don LeMon. A couple of producers. Cuomo.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 02, 2022 02:36 PM (KzNJ6)

155 I'm surprised Whoopsy got suspended.

Posted by: Caryn Johnson at February 02, 2022 02:36 PM (pT69E)

156 That's for making me go back to the lower-case "a."
Posted by: Ace at 02:22 PM

Mein Fuhrer ... das A ..

Posted by: G'rump928(c) tugs collar at February 02, 2022 02:36 PM (yQpMk)

157 ...Goldberg, 66, feels "humiliated"

Fvcks are $12.99 a pound, if and when they arrive.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at February 02, 2022 02:36 PM (+R5dc)

158 Whoopi looks like she's a two step flight of stairs away from a fatal heart attack.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 02, 2022 02:36 PM (eGTCV)

159 Your use of a period implies that you are angry

Be better
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

i've applied my manpon, so all better now

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 02, 2022 02:36 PM (IJES/)

160 Ms. Goldberg made an entire career out of saying things that you and I would never get away with in public. It was considered "cutting edge' since Day 1 when she was performing the college circuit. She had no problem using a Jewish name to advance herself and also had no problem when her then boyfriend, Ted Danson, performed next to her in blackface.

She just thought she had carte blanch and kept on pushing until karma finally caught up to her.

Not sorry I'm not sorry.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma Donald J Trump is our duly elected president at February 02, 2022 02:37 PM (l0Cy4)

161 OT-Donate to Ace today! I did. If he makes enough money maybe he will be so wealthy when he's fat and 70 he can have paid cabin girls on his yacht and won't have to do sexy tweets.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2022 02:37 PM (dprVF)

162 Whoopsie. Love it, thanks Sponge.

Posted by: cthoms at February 02, 2022 02:37 PM (WiF4p)

163 I think Jesse Kelly said this recently; the left is running out of people to cancel, so eventually they'll cancel other leftists.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 02, 2022 02:36 PM (XSRBF)
---------------

Max Robespierre would nod sadly, but his head, precariously perched on his neck, would fall off.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 02, 2022 02:37 PM (KzNJ6)

164 And--
Your breasts heaving----
And my soul----
Aching---

I reach for another donut--
Dusting your lips with-----

Chocolate sprankles-----
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 02, 2022 02:32 PM (W2Pud)

That's hot.

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 02, 2022 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

165 And--
Your breasts heaving----
And my soul----
Aching---

I reach for another donut--
Dusting your lips with-----

Chocolate sprankles-----
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 02, 2022 02:32 PM (W2Pud)

I swear, when I first read this, I was thinking Nurse was doing some takeoff of James Joyce.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 02, 2022 02:37 PM (2JVJo)

166 HR Director: So it looks like here that you worked at CNN for how many years?

Tater: Um like six? Or something? A number of some sort.

HR: And from what I can see here you were wrong about nearly every single thing you reported on.

Tater: I think that's a bit of an exaggeration...

HR: Didn't you praise con man and sleazebag Michael Avenetti and joke that he was going to be our next president?

Tater: There were extenuating circumstances...

HR: Maybe you'd be happier in another firm, like the National Enquirer, or Slate.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 02:37 PM (KZzsI)

167 i've applied my manpon, so all better now

Don LeMon is now excited

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 02:37 PM (crngH)

168 "Bill Kristol's dirty yet cloying sexts" are now in your head forever and you can't get them out. That's for making me go back to the lower-case "a."

There are days when Ace does NOT love us and does NOT want us to be happy.

Posted by: Miklos, one of those days at February 02, 2022 02:37 PM (QzkSJ)

169 Whoopsie. Love it, thanks Sponge.
Posted by: cthoms at February 02, 2022 02:37 PM (WiF4p)

The pleasure is all mine.

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 02, 2022 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

170 They sure want that weather machine in the worst kind of way.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 02, 2022 02:37 PM (TKmok)

171 Keeping with the blog topics of the day.

Whoopi and Dana Delany are both 66 years or so old.

Please supply your own punchline.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 02, 2022 02:35 PM (sy5kK)

One you would drag your balls over 50 yards of broken glass to hear her fart over the phone, the other you would dive head first into a chipper to escape.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 02:37 PM (VwHCD)

172 Every ridiculous sin of "capitalism" that you see in movies and TV is the norm of the infotainment industry.

Wait until we find out who was mashing Tater...

EWWWWWWWW

Posted by: 18-1 at February 02, 2022 02:37 PM (ESjRY)

173 Whoopi's the one who looks as if she'd been fished out of a canal a couple of weeks after falling in.

Posted by: Paco at February 02, 2022 02:37 PM (njExo)

174 Whoopi

out of the shower, seeing her image in a full length mirror

not humilating
Posted by: REDACTED at February 02, 2022 02:28 PM (us2H3)

They don't make "full width" mirrors in her size.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 02, 2022 02:37 PM (P3gRi)

175 >>Goldberg, 66, feels "humiliated"

She's so far she has to shop for clothes at Tent City but this is what embarrasses her?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2022 02:37 PM (ZLI7S)

176 >>>140 Capital A Ace is best ace. Stronk, like his shelves.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 02, 2022 02:26 PM (a3Q+t)

thanks. Too bad that not everyone could be so tolerant of a capital A.

>>>Bring back capital A Ace when Tater gets canned.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur

Maybe, my friend. May. Be.

Posted by: ace at February 02, 2022 02:37 PM (0G13K)

177 her then boyfriend, Ted Danson
--------------

What was HE thinking?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 02, 2022 02:38 PM (KzNJ6)

178 Posted by: Ace at 02:22 PM

But you didn't go back to lower case a.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 02, 2022 02:38 PM (Y5qcH)

179 Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2022 02:35 PM (ptqGC)

I believe Frank Langella prefers teh bois...

Posted by: kallisto at February 02, 2022 02:38 PM (DJFLF)

180 Daily Daddario:

https://tinyurl.com/2p9d2m78
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with complete John Ford ranking at February 02, 2022 02:33 PM (LvTSG)
++++
Nice.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Yes !

Thanks, James Monroe !

Posted by: JT at February 02, 2022 02:38 PM (arJlL)

181 Hahahahahahaha, hahahahahaha...

Poor Mia B, married to a dumbass, shreiking about another. The only thing that will make this better is if CNN gets spun off to fend for itself.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at February 02, 2022 02:38 PM (qZdIZ)

182 Whoopi wasn't always fat (She was rather cute decades ago) and I would imagine she's quite amusing-when she's not being a lefty jack****

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2022 02:38 PM (dprVF)

183 So, now we come to brazen in out territory.

It'll probably work.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 02:38 PM (dNqv+)

184 Zucker at door " Allison - knocks, Allison - knocks, Allison - knocks"
Posted by: kraken at February 02, 2022 02:29 PM (Vr12I)

What knockers!

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 02, 2022 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)

185 Let me understand. You got Whoopi, Tater and Jeff Zucker.

Whoopi goes with Tater, so who has sex with Jeff Zucker?

Something's missing!

Posted by: Frank Costanza at February 02, 2022 02:38 PM (lOuKL)

186 "Bill Kristol's dirty yet cloying sexts"

I just threw up in my mouth...and not just a little bit.

Posted by: Diogenes off Site at February 02, 2022 02:38 PM (JVb4L)

187 >>What was HE thinking?

They are all pink on the inside?

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2022 02:38 PM (OS0CB)

188 >>>161 OT-Donate to Ace today! I did. If he makes enough money maybe he will be so wealthy when he's fat and 70 he can have paid cabin girls on his yacht and won't have to do sexy tweets.

thank you--

Fenelon--

you're so--

considerate.

Posted by: ace at February 02, 2022 02:38 PM (0G13K)

189 Savor the irony of someone named "Goldberg" offering that opinion on the Holocaust. The dissonance, it burns.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 02, 2022 02:39 PM (KzNJ6)

190 You would think this johnson broad would be humiliated by her racism and ignorance and not by her suspension?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 02, 2022 02:34 PM (Irn0L)

Not to mention having to wash herself with a rag on a stick.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) tugs collar at February 02, 2022 02:39 PM (yQpMk)

191 I think Jesse Kelly said this recently; the left is running out of people to cancel, so eventually they'll cancel other leftists.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 02, 2022 02:36 PM (XSRBF)

Cancel culture, and wokeness in general, was always about social positioning on the left. It was a way to demonstrate ones ideological purity, ability to organize the mob, and threaten potential rivals into staying in line.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 02, 2022 02:39 PM (wmDcS)

192 and also had no problem when her then boyfriend, Ted Danson, performed next to her in blackface.

Gotta say it was weird when he put the black stuff on lil Ted. Also...disappointing.

Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at February 02, 2022 02:39 PM (ESjRY)

193 Daily Daddario:

https://tinyurl.com/2p9d2m78
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with complete John Ford ranking at February 02, 2022 02:33 PM (LvTSG)

Drawers look like she's wearing a pad.

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 02, 2022 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

194 I understand there were senior members of the Red Guard who expressed surprise, feeling the muzzle of a rifle against the back of their head.

Surprised. Albeit briefly.

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 02, 2022 02:39 PM (WmGrA)

195 Omar the Tentmaker to Whoopi, "sorry we don't carry that size."

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 02:39 PM (crngH)

196 Whoopi also had a long term relationship with Frank Langela (sp?). What is it with these relatively attractive white dudes?

I can understand a supermodel going after Seal, the man is an amazing musician and hearing interviews he really has a lot of soul and is a wonderful person. But this way around? Really???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 02:39 PM (KZzsI)

197 Tater sure can lick Zuck's taint.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 02, 2022 02:39 PM (ufFY8)

198 >> (She was rather cute decades ago)

Bean Teeth.

She always had outsized gums and Bean Teeth.

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Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2022 02:39 PM (OS0CB)

199 Tater is a joke who is fully dependent on CNN making him unswervingly loyal to it and to its leadership. He needs the next Zucker to know this.

Posted by: 29Victor at February 02, 2022 02:39 PM (BJKQV)

200 187 >>What was HE thinking?

They are all pink on the inside?
Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2022 02:38 PM (OS0CB)
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That cuts two ways.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 02, 2022 02:39 PM (KzNJ6)

201 Whoopi and Dana Delany are both 66 years or so old.

Please supply your own punchline.

I don't know who Dana Delaney is. Porn star?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2022 02:39 PM (dprVF)

202
If true about her being "livid," you want to know why she would be "livid?"

Because, in her anti-jew mind, she brought on that little bald jew cocksucker from ADL on Tuesday and FELLATED him on television to help her smooth things over from what she said on Monday.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 02:39 PM (3rEjV)

203 Psychopaths. All of them.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 02, 2022 02:40 PM (n3xLS)

204 Is Sunny Hostin her porn name?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 02, 2022 02:40 PM (jYQlA)

205 What this thread needs are some quotes from a Tank Abrams bodice ripper.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2022 02:40 PM (ptqGC)

206 I believe Frank Langella prefers teh bois...
Posted by: kallisto at February 02, 2022 02:38 PM (DJFLF)

After Whoopi, so would I.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 02, 2022 02:40 PM (2JVJo)

207 Things got even weirder for Couric as she grew closer to Zucker's then-wife, Caryn.

Caryn Johnson?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 02, 2022 02:40 PM (F4b8f)

208 This busty bikini blonde would like the job as one of Ace's paid cabin girls once he buys the yacht with the donation money:
https://is.gd/m4rKCH

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2022 02:40 PM (DU+/6)

209 I don't know who Dana Delaney is. Porn star?

She's the ridiculously hot second female lead in East of Eden.

The problem? The first female lead is Rosie O'Bighead

Posted by: 18-1 at February 02, 2022 02:40 PM (ESjRY)

210 Probably smells the same.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 02, 2022 02:30 PM (II3Gr)

I'm not sticking around for the little telescopic eyeball thing to pop out.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 02, 2022 02:40 PM (SH2Zi)

211 I prefer the lower case "a", for obvious reasons

Posted by: kallisto at February 02, 2022 02:40 PM (DJFLF)

212 I don't know who Dana Delaney is. Porn star?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2022 02:39 PM (dprVF)

Attractive actress who was on a bunch of stuff.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dana_Delany

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 02, 2022 02:40 PM (wmDcS)

213 Fuck me.

Will somebody please, PLEASE get this man a capitol A???

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 02, 2022 02:40 PM (o2MD2)

214 She was rather cute decades ago

No. No, she was never cute. She's always been hideous. Inside and out.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 02:40 PM (KZzsI)

215 Maybe Ted Danson prefers boys too ?

Posted by: runner at February 02, 2022 02:41 PM (V13WU)

216 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2022 02:40 PM (DU+/6)

Not looking, but you made me laugh, Joe.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2022 02:41 PM (dprVF)

217
I don't know who Dana Delaney is. Porn star?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2022 02:39 PM (dprVF)

Actress. First known by me in the TV Series 'China Beach.' She was in Tombstone with Kurt Russell and Val Kilmer and several other movies.

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 02, 2022 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

218
Caryn Johnson?

Agent Karen Sympathy reporting for duty!

Posted by: Piper Perabo's character in some movie at February 02, 2022 02:41 PM (ESjRY)

219 'What was HE thinking?'

We're all God's Children in the dark.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 02:41 PM (dNqv+)

220 "Bill Kristol's dirty yet cloying sexts" are now in your head forever and you can't get them out. That's for making me go back to the lower-case "a."
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Let's face it.

Getting on the bad side of the Kaboom Kid carries serious consequences.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 02, 2022 02:41 PM (rvnbR)

221 I told them that no good could come from building on the cursed grave of the Sid & Marty Krofft theme park. They did not listen. For too long have they angered the spirits, and now the bones demand vengeance.

https://tinyl.io/5ek6

Posted by: hogmartin at February 02, 2022 02:41 PM (P4LRL)

222 Shouldn't Genghis be on the absent friends list? Used to do the ONT years and years ago and I do think he passed away.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 02, 2022 02:41 PM (QRdjz)

223 Imagine the two of them, closing in on you. Like the garbage compactor scene in the original Star Wars.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 02, 2022 02:29 PM (a3Q+t)

If you are to shoot it out into space, anyway, why compact it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 02, 2022 02:41 PM (P3gRi)

224 The interesting thing to note is that about 90 percent of the 'leaders' in government, entertainment, and news industry are motivated by bribes, sex, or blackmail.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 02, 2022 02:41 PM (5kI0z)

225 Gollust may have started out as a Circumstances 3, but she's easily now an Upstairs 7.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 02, 2022 02:41 PM (6liew)

226 Dana Delaney was first in the Vietnam nurse show China Beach

Then she was in a series of movies, including Tombstone, a Horde favorite I recommend for the dialog. then she was in the dreadful East of Eden which kind of killed her star power.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 02:42 PM (KZzsI)

227 >Whoopi looks like she's a two step flight of stairs away from a fatal heart attack.

she's a biscuit away from 350

Posted by: DB at February 02, 2022 02:42 PM (geLO8)

228 After Whoopi, so would I.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 02, 2022 02:40 PM (2JVJo)

well, none of us here have ever peeked under that hood, so who knows what surprises await?

Her birth name *is* Johnson, yanno

Posted by: kallisto at February 02, 2022 02:42 PM (DJFLF)

229

It's like the Hapsburgs, Battenbergs and Romanovs. Inbreeding that causes all sorts of insanity and deformities.

And a holier than thou attitude. At least with the Romanovs, you had the Amber Room and the Hermitage.

Then again, the media shares the anti-Semitism evidently.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2022 02:42 PM (s2VJv)

230 How the mighty(in their own minds) have fallen

Posted by: It's me donna at February 02, 2022 02:42 PM (g43JH)

231 Is Gina Carano's two-week suspension yet?

Posted by: red speck at February 02, 2022 02:42 PM (gS3OW)

232 Not looking, but you made me laugh, Joe.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2022 02:41 PM (dprVF)
++++
It is exceedingly rare that I get to riff of a Fen comment for one of those

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2022 02:42 PM (DU+/6)

233 Gollust started working with Zucker at NBC twenty years ago. Zucker moved heaven and earth to get her jobs at every place he took a new job at.

*******

So it's all just a tempest in a nepot?

Posted by: Muldoon at February 02, 2022 02:42 PM (m45I2)

234 she's a biscuit away from 350
Posted by: DB at February 02, 2022 02:42 PM (geLO

It's wafer thin!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 02, 2022 02:42 PM (yQpMk)

235 I don't guess CNN ratings had anything to do with his decision.

Posted by: Javems at February 02, 2022 02:42 PM (AmoqO)

236 What this thread needs are some quotes from a Tank Abrams bodice ripper.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2022 02:40 PM (ptqGC)

Last time Abrams ripped a bodice, it measured on the Richter Scale.

Posted by: The State of Georgia at February 02, 2022 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

237 And that he's already started shopping out his resume to other places.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 02:31 PM (KZzsI)

Anyone compared pics of the Tater tots and Zucker side by side?

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 02, 2022 02:42 PM (SH2Zi)

238
Plus: Tater Doesn't Know Who to Suck Up to Keep His Job Now, So He Keeps Sucking Up to the Fired Jeff Zucker

It does seem like he, darcy, cupp, and lemon are shitting bricks today because their only high-ranking ally has been ousted.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 02:42 PM (3rEjV)

239 OK, I've hung around here a little too much today. Time to start prepping supper.

Hope you all have a lovely day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 02, 2022 02:43 PM (2JVJo)

240 Bean Teeth.

She always had outsized gums and Bean Teeth.

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Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2022 02:39 PM (OS0CB)

I am not familiar with that phrase. Dare I DDG it?

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 02:43 PM (Ez6QX)

241 Joe's in charge!

Kevin Liptak
@Kevinliptakcnn
The White House says it's no longer using the word "imminent" to describe the potential for a Russian invasion of Ukraine. It was sending an unintended message, Jen Psaki says.

-
When you used it, what was the intended message?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 02, 2022 02:43 PM (FVME7)

242 Supposedly anyone that was anybody knew of the Zucker-Gollust affair. Is there anything in their contracts that requires them to report potential sexual harrassment or other things like that?

Expand your search a little bit, and you can probably find reasons/excuses for a lot of "For Cause" firings.

C'mon Discovery! Just Do It!

Posted by: rd at February 02, 2022 02:43 PM (Z32m1)

243
It's wafer thin!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 02, 2022 02:42 PM (yQpMk)

JJ to correct your spelling in 3......2......1.....

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 02, 2022 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

244 So basically, Katie Couric outed the whole thing about a year ago in her memoir, but the takeaway from Couric's book was overwhelmingly what an unlikeable shrew Katie Couric was/is, so nobody really noticed this.

These are really godawful people.

Posted by: Ktgreat at February 02, 2022 02:43 PM (AD3JT)

245 If you are to shoot it out into space, anyway, why compact it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 02, 2022 02:41 PM (P3gRi)

If you don't compact it, it won't fit in the TDU can.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 02, 2022 02:43 PM (P4LRL)

246 Has any company had such a crashing and terrible collapse like CNN? To go from the world's leading news organization generally respected and relied upon globally to the butt end of every joke wracked with scandals and collapsing in on its self with ratings that shrink faster than a wool sweater in the dryer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 02:43 PM (KZzsI)

247 Whoopi Goldberg is "livid" after she was suspended from

They misspelled "lipid"

Posted by: Diesel Jones at February 02, 2022 02:43 PM (Vu7A1)

248 226 Dana Delaney was first in the Vietnam nurse show China Beach

Then she was in a series of movies, including Tombstone, a Horde favorite I recommend for the dialog. then she was in the dreadful East of Eden which kind of killed her star power.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 02:42 PM (KZzsI)

A very dear friend of mine, who must remain anonymous, has a small but memorable part in "Tombstone."

And he's one of us.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2022 02:43 PM (s2VJv)

249 I don't know who Dana Delaney is. Porn star? ---

Bob Saget hit that for a few years. Kudos Bob.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 02, 2022 02:43 PM (n3xLS)

250 I think Jesse Kelly said this recently; the left is running out of people to cancel, so eventually they'll cancel other leftists.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 02, 2022 02:36 PM (XSRBF)

That dude rocks. I listen to him a lot when I'm in the car driving home. He fights.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 02:43 PM (VwHCD)

251 171 Keeping with the blog topics of the day.
Whoopi and Dana Delany are both 66 years or so old.
Please supply your own punchline.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 02, 2022 02:35 PM (sy5kK)

One you would drag your balls over 50 yards of broken glass to hear her fart over the phone, the other you would dive head first into a chipper to escape.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 02:37 PM (VwHCD)

WINNER! WINNER!
Your chicken dinner should be arriving soon, via Doordash.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 02, 2022 02:43 PM (sy5kK)

252 Kevin Liptak
@Kevinliptakcnn
The White House says it's no longer using the word "imminent" to describe the potential for a Russian invasion of Ukraine. It was sending an unintended message, Jen Psaki says.

You friggin' can't make this stuff up....

Posted by: It's me donna at February 02, 2022 02:44 PM (g43JH)

253 223 Imagine the two of them, closing in on you. Like the garbage compactor scene in the original Star Wars.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 02, 2022 02:29 PM (a3Q+t)

If you are to shoot it out into space, anyway, why compact it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 02, 2022 02:41 PM (P3gRi)

Maybe so it doesn't just smear across the hull? Possible they make it a uniform shape to launch.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 02, 2022 02:44 PM (z5Vrg)

254 Looks like the black hole the Malaysian flight disappeared into was Whoopi's mouth.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at February 02, 2022 02:44 PM (Geoni)

255 177 her then boyfriend, Ted Danson
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What was HE thinking?
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Jungle Fever. We are all suceptible to it.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 02, 2022 02:44 PM (sVfvf)

256 Posted by: hogmartin at February 02, 2022 02:41 PM (P4LRL)

this is...hilarious. Zucker better start looking out for the spirit of that dude in the leisure suit

Posted by: kallisto at February 02, 2022 02:44 PM (DJFLF)

257 "This business will get out of control. It will get out of control, and we'll be lucky to live through it."

Posted by: Every Leftist That's Forced To Live By Their Own Rules at February 02, 2022 02:44 PM (fUm2i)

258
If you don't compact it, it won't fit in the TDU can.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 02, 2022 02:43 PM (P4LRL)

So, you're going to feel back in Michigan for the rest of the week, it seems.........

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 02, 2022 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)

259 [N]etwork insiders told the outlet that Goldberg's co-hosts -- Sunny Hostin, Joy Behar and Ana Navarro -- are furious that she was suspended.

It's OK when we do it! We are not subject to petty common rules like the common man and woman!

Posted by: rd at February 02, 2022 02:44 PM (Z32m1)

260 Bob Saget is now fully protected from COVID!

Posted by: Too soon? at February 02, 2022 02:44 PM (ESjRY)

261 I don't think it's professional with Tater, but intimately personal.
Zucker's greasy baldpate looks so much like Tater's that servicing him in front of a mirrored wall gives Tater an autofellatio kick.

FJB
WASSOB

Posted by: jbspry at February 02, 2022 02:44 PM (ATe9j)

262 with--

antici--

--

pation.

I thought Rocky Horror references were not allowed at AOSHq?

Unless we remove the cause..

Posted by: CtHilary, dead but dreaming at February 02, 2022 02:45 PM (zSyrn)

263 If you don't compact it, it won't fit in the TDU can.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 02, 2022 02:43 PM (P4LRL)

Bad flashbacks man.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 02, 2022 02:45 PM (Y5qcH)

264 @Kevinliptakcnn
The White House says it's no longer using the word "imminent" to describe the potential for a Russian invasion of Ukraine. It was sending an unintended message, Jen Psaki says. ...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 02, 2022 02:43 PM (FVME7)
++++
Given the quality, intelligence, efficacy and luck of this administration, I assume that this means that the Russian invasion has either just begun or is about to.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2022 02:45 PM (DU+/6)

265 231 Is Gina Carano's two-week suspension yet?
Posted by: red speck at February 02, 2022 02:42 PM (gS3OW)

Two weeks or "two weeks." To flatten the curve, and stuff.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2022 02:45 PM (s2VJv)

266 Don LeMon is now excited
Posted by: Anna Puma

Super excited and pigeonholed but mostly pigeonholed.

@CNNPR Feb 1

@DonLemon has a new talk show, The Don Lemon Show, coming to @CNNPlus this spring.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 02, 2022 02:45 PM (zWpOF)

267 Shorter Whoopsie: "Whatever you do, don't throw me into the briar patch!" This is all pre-arranged drama to make it look like the not-even-a-slap-on-the-wrist "punishment" she received -- a two-week paid vacation -- is actually a real punishment that she resents. Whoopsie is a fat, ugly, vile, bitter, hateful, left-wing racist old hag. As such, she enjoys almost complete immunity from anything she says or does. She knows it.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 02, 2022 02:45 PM (iFTx/)

268 ace, LOL

Bringing it.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 02, 2022 02:45 PM (HyGvN)

269 Yeah, disgraceful acts leads to humiliation.

Stupid is supposed to hurt, Whoopi.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 02, 2022 02:45 PM (D8mow)

270 Anyway, back to model building.

Need to add arming wires and decals to the SUU-14s. Assemble the LAU-3as. Finish up the daisy cutters. Finish masking off the Spitfire Mk Vb. Then start masking the Spitfire Mk I.

And might add some reading in also.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 02:45 PM (crngH)

271 The interesting thing to note is that about 90 percent of the 'leaders' in government, entertainment, and news industry are motivated by bribes, sex, or blackmail.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 02, 2022 02:41 PM (5kI0z)
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Which makes trying to get them to do the right thing, even for the wrong reasons, kind of a distressing process.

Posted by: Milton Freidman at February 02, 2022 02:45 PM (XSIWL)

272 They are actors. Journalism furthest thing from their feeble consciousnesses.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 02, 2022 02:46 PM (uQ5A6)

273 255 177 her then boyfriend, Ted Danson
--------------

What was HE thinking?
-------------
Jungle Fever. We are all suceptible to it.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 02, 2022 02:44 PM (sVfvf)

Dude, there's Jungle Fever and then there's the Oogum Boogum Song.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2022 02:46 PM (s2VJv)

274 So, you're going to feel back in Michigan for the rest of the week, it seems.........
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 02, 2022 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)

Depends how good Texans are at driving on black ice.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 02, 2022 02:46 PM (P4LRL)

275 At least he left me out of it.

Posted by: The ficus outside the boardroom at February 02, 2022 02:46 PM (c04O7)

276 Joe is pegging the creepy meter with his speech today.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2022 02:30 PM (ZLI7S)

Always figured him as the peggee

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 02:46 PM (9oKl+)

277 Wait a minute. I just learned this morning that Whoopi's given name is Caryn. Now I read that Zucker's wife's first name is Caryn?
Cue the Twilight Zone music...

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 02, 2022 02:46 PM (jYQlA)

278 Speaking truth to power.

It's time to face the truth: Pineapple on pizza is both delicious and amazing, and anyone who says otherwise is a deeply disturbed individual

https://bit.ly/3J1MXI7

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 02, 2022 02:46 PM (FVME7)

279 Then she was in a series of movies, including Tombstone, a Horde favorite I recommend for the dialog. then she was in the dreadful East of Eden which kind of killed her star power.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 02:42 PM (KZzsI)

Is that the movie where she was throwing the boobs around?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 02:46 PM (VwHCD)

280 Does the fact Tater's head looks like a circumcised penis protect him from being charged with antisemitism?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 02, 2022 02:46 PM (eGTCV)

281 Whoopi Goldberg is "livid" after she was suspended from

They misspelled "lipid"
Posted by: Diesel Jones at February 02, 2022 02:43 PM (Vu7A1)

I was going to substitute "diabetic," but yours works.

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 02, 2022 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

282
Stelter is Zucker's Mini-Me.

C'mon, is that so hard to see?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/s at February 02, 2022 02:46 PM (pNxlR)

283 Depends how good Texans are at driving on black ice.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 02, 2022 02:46 PM (P4LRL)

That is why you bolt the longhorns on the hood.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 02, 2022 02:46 PM (yQpMk)

284 The interesting thing to note is that about 90 percent of the 'leaders' in government, entertainment, and news industry are motivated by bribes, sex, or blackmail.

And remember we let them cancel Roy Moore for...marrying a 24 year old when he was 38.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 02, 2022 02:46 PM (ESjRY)

285 The real question here is who would you rather sit on your face? Gina Carano or Whoopi Goldberg? Hummm?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 02, 2022 02:47 PM (o2MD2)

286

Tator's voice is getting higher pitched. His nuts must be in a vise.

Maybe he could try out for the opera.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at February 02, 2022 02:47 PM (XnbJC)

287 273 255 177 her then boyfriend, Ted Danson
--------------

What was HE thinking?
-------------
Jungle Fever. We are all suceptible to it.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 02, 2022 02:44 PM (sVfvf)

Dude, there's Jungle Fever and then there's the Oogum Boogum Song.
----------------
Jungle Fever is mild. Do it once and you're immunized.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 02, 2022 02:47 PM (sVfvf)

288
I don't understand why no one else has said it yet:

This Is What PETARD SELF-HOISTING looks like.

Keep it coming!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 02:47 PM (3rEjV)

289 197 Tater sure can lick Zuck's taint.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 02, 2022 02:39 PM (ufFY

Everyone has a special skill.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 02, 2022 02:47 PM (sy5kK)

290 I mean, CNN went from the go-to news source that had global impact to the joke of cable TV with a cast of anchors who combined have less IQ than Moe Stooge.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 02:47 PM (KZzsI)

291 Wow! Kate's expression in that clip is as bored and intolerant as they come.
To quote a meme: If reluctant hand job had a face.

Posted by: Chemist at February 02, 2022 02:47 PM (HJMJw)

292 Dang. Horde is ruthless. Ruthless, i say! Whoopie Karen has a perfect 36-24-36.

Calf-kneecap-thigh.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 02, 2022 02:47 PM (n/szn)

293 278 Speaking truth to power.

It's time to face the truth: Pineapple on pizza is both delicious and amazing, and anyone who says otherwise is a deeply disturbed individual

https://bit.ly/3J1MXI7
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 02, 2022 02:46 PM (FVME7)

Go to Naples or Brooklyn and order one. I dare you.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2022 02:47 PM (s2VJv)

294
Depends how good Texans are at driving on black ice.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 02, 2022 02:46 PM (P4LRL)

Let me just say, not very.

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 02, 2022 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

295 Always figured him as the peggee

My daughter was way too short for that. Pervert!

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 02, 2022 02:47 PM (ESjRY)

296 China Beach was her break out hotness.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 02, 2022 02:47 PM (n3xLS)

297 @DonLemon has a new talk show, The Don Lemon Show, coming to @CNNPlus this spring.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 02, 2022 02:45 PM (zWpOF)
================
What Don LeMon has, is nothing. He has no show.

What he hopes for is the new owners are willing to invest in CNN+. A long shot, at best.

Posted by: Chris Wallace's agent is in a panic at February 02, 2022 02:47 PM (XSIWL)

298 Depends how good Texans are at driving on black ice.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 02, 2022 02:46 PM (P4LRL)

I'm gonna go with "not very."

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 02:48 PM (Ez6QX)

299 In what sort of reality do you occupy where getting a 2 week vacation is a horrific event? 99.9% of the working public - not including media/hollyweird/government jobs of course - don't get this luxury. They get told to go empty their desks, clean out their locker, turn in their uniform and GTFO. Maybe get 2 weeks severance pay if lucky.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 02, 2022 02:48 PM (wAnMi)

300 Last time Abrams ripped a bodice, it measured on the Richter Scale.
Posted by: The State of Georgia at February 02, 2022 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)
-----------------
If she were immersed in water it would start a tsunami.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 02, 2022 02:48 PM (KzNJ6)

301 The bigger story today is Canadian conservatives having enough of, get this, "Erin O'Toole," the "conservative" "leader."

Erin Go-Away Brah, indeed.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 02:32 PM (3rEjV)

His abject worthlessness as a Conservative and as a politician is why we are saddled with Trudeau right now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 02, 2022 02:48 PM (P3gRi)

302 I predict the incoming CEO will tell Tater, you've been a parroting mouthpiece for lefty Zucker. Well now you'll be a parroting mouthpiece for me on the right ... for a year or two. And then I'll fire you for cause for a four year old tweet and watch with pleasure as you twist.

Posted by: Paul in Texas at February 02, 2022 02:48 PM (kYyDC)

303 One can look up pictures of Whoopi when she was first doing acting and she's cute, IMO, when she smiles and there would be guys on here who would "do" her if they knew nothing about her. I thought she was cute in "Sister Act I" because her character seemed likeable. Good script.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2022 02:48 PM (dprVF)

304 When you take an honest look at leftist men the contempt & hatred leftest women have for men starts to make sense.

Posted by: 29Victor at February 02, 2022 02:48 PM (BJKQV)

305 I think Jesse Kelly said this recently; the left is running out of people to cancel, so eventually they'll cancel other leftists.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 02, 2022 02:36 PM (XSRBF)

That's the stage when commies are consolidating their gainz, yeah?

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 02, 2022 02:48 PM (SH2Zi)

306 @CNNPR Feb 1

@DonLemon has a new talk show, The Don Lemon Show, coming to @CNNPlus this spring.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 02, 2022 02:45 PM (zWpOF)

So he's leaving the primary network too?

wow.....CNN will become HLN.

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 02, 2022 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

307 The real question here is who would you rather sit on your face? Gina Carano or Whoopi Goldberg? Hummm?

You want Kate Upton

You'll settle for Gina Carano

You'll get Karen Karenton, newly hired IRS against this tax season

Posted by: Obligatory at February 02, 2022 02:48 PM (ESjRY)

308 Tator's voice is getting higher pitched. His nuts must be in a vise.

And he's lisping more.

And remember we let them cancel Roy Moore for...marrying a 24 year old when he was 38.

With the full support and agreement of some here, although I think most of them flounced out when Trump won.

Is that the movie where she was throwing the boobs around?

And yet in a manner that was not sexually arousing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 02:48 PM (KZzsI)

309 It is exceedingly rare that I get to riff of a Fen comment for one of those
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Ya just gotta look at the moon in yer underwear !

Posted by: JT at February 02, 2022 02:49 PM (arJlL)

310 Is there anytime black people killed millions of black people? Was that just black folks killing black folks?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 02, 2022 02:49 PM (Y5qcH)

311 Damn you, Sponge!

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 02:49 PM (Ez6QX)

312 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2022 02:48 PM (dprVF)

I liked her in Jumpin' Jack Flash

Posted by: It's me donna at February 02, 2022 02:49 PM (g43JH)

313 China Beach was her break out hotness.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 02, 2022 02:47 PM (n3xLS)

Those tight white tee shirts were awesome for my teenage TV watching years.

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 02, 2022 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

314 Then she was in a series of movies, including Tombstone, a Horde favorite I recommend for the dialog. then she was in the dreadful East of Eden which kind of killed her star power.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 02:42 PM (KZzsI)

Yes, being in the same flick as Rosie O'Donnell in bondage gear will do that to your career.

Posted by: Thrawn at February 02, 2022 02:49 PM (Rl7KJ)

315 "She feels ABC executives mishandled this. She followed their playbook. She went on 'The Late Show With Steven Colbert' and then apologized again on 'The View' the next day," a source said.

- - - -
What I think she actually said was, "I stand corrected." That is not an apology. That does not show an understanding that what she said was not just factually wrong but hurtful to millions of survivors of one of history's darkest episodes.

The problem with Whoopi is that her error is borne of the same virus that's infected BLM adherents: they can't stand the idea that any other group has ever been treated poorly. They cherish the exclusivity and pandering of the height of the riots. The coverage, the statues, the kneeling -- oh, so much kneeling. And now they are forced to share it, with Joos, no less. Untenable.

Posted by: red speck at February 02, 2022 02:49 PM (gS3OW)

316 The real question here is who would you rather sit on your face? Gina Carano or Whoopi Goldberg? Hummm?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 02, 2022 02:47 PM (o2MD2)

It depends on if I want to create a nuclear explosion or survive one. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 02:49 PM (VwHCD)

317
The White House says it's no longer using the word "imminent" to describe the potential for a Russian invasion of Ukraine. It was sending an unintended message, Jen Psaki says. ...

Going forward, we will refer to it as "ongoing", they explained.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/s at February 02, 2022 02:49 PM (pNxlR)

318 Depends how good Texans are at driving on black ice.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 02, 2022 02:46 PM (P4LRL)
--------------
Fun fact: NOBODY is good at driving on black ice.

People say Californians can't drive in rain/snow. 99% of all Californians have MOVED here from somewhere where rain/snow happen all the time. Did they magically forget how to drive in that when they crossed the stateline?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 02, 2022 02:49 PM (KzNJ6)

319 The Washington Commanders; cum for the football stay for the rum, sodomy, and the lash.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 02:29 PM

Am I alone in saying I never got that excited about football?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2022 02:49 PM (HhfIU)

320 Damn you, Sponge!
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 02:49 PM (Ez6QX)

WINNING!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 02, 2022 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

321 OT

Space x is launching a Falcon from Vandenberg at
12:15 or 12:18

https://youtu.be/r43ccMkInZ8

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 02, 2022 02:50 PM (oeVy+)

322 Posted by: It's me donna at February 02, 2022 02:49 PM (g43JH)

I didn't see that. I haven't seen most of her movies.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2022 02:50 PM (dprVF)

323 296 China Beach was her break out hotness.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 02, 2022 02:47 PM (n3xLS)

She was quite lovely. Never saw a single show, but saw the ads.

https://tinyurl.com/3cpe9j5d

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 02:50 PM (dNqv+)

324 So.

Is PDT taking over CNN?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 02, 2022 02:50 PM (W2Pud)

325 I didn't see that. I haven't seen most of her movies.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2022 02:50 PM (dprVF)

It's cute....

Posted by: It's me donna at February 02, 2022 02:50 PM (g43JH)

326 Is there anytime black people killed millions of black people? Was that just black folks killing black folks?

The Ethiopian "famine"? Which was really the communist Ethiopian government murdering people for fun and profit.

Oh and all that food the west shipping them? The government made a killing selling it. Literally.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 02, 2022 02:50 PM (ESjRY)

327 @DonLemon has a new talk show, The Don Lemon Show, coming to @CNNPlus this spring.

This seems to be the arc of CNN big shots, to be shuffled off to their internet side, like downsizing but to the net.

Kate's expression in that clip is as bored

I get the impression that's how she looks all the time. Resting Bored Face.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 02:50 PM (KZzsI)

328 What I think she actually said was, "I stand corrected."
----------------

She should have said, "I stand stupid, as usual."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 02, 2022 02:50 PM (KzNJ6)

329 Hey, I just realized Whoopi's suspension is happening during the first two weeks of Black History Month.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2022 02:50 PM (ptqGC)

330 OT

Space x is launching a Falcon from Vandenberg at
12:15 or 12:18

https://youtu.be/r43ccMkInZ8
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 02, 2022 02:50 PM (oeVy+)

SpaceX should be fined heavily for their space trash that's about to strike the moon.

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 02, 2022 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

331 February 02, 2022 02:32 PM (3rEjV)

His abject worthlessness as a Conservative and as a politician is why we are saddled with Trudeau right now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 02, 2022 02:48 PM (P3gRi)

I can't picture myself voting Conservative again. They support obvious Trudeau slander against people who are better than them.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 02, 2022 02:51 PM (eGTCV)

332 I liked her in Jumpin' Jack Flash
Posted by: It's me donna at February 02, 2022 02:49 PM

I did like Jumpin' Jack Flash.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2022 02:51 PM (HhfIU)

333 Willowed

Actually she is my oldest cousin's daughter. She's in her 40's, and very married, to a cop.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 02:06 PM (VwHCD)

Happily?

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 02, 2022 02:51 PM (NW9xb)

334 The problem with Whoopi is that her error is borne of the same virus that's infected BLM adherents: they can't stand the idea that any other group has ever been treated poorly. They cherish the exclusivity and pandering of the height of the riots. The coverage, the statues, the kneeling -- oh, so much kneeling. And now they are forced to share it, with Joos, no less. Untenable.

Posted by: red speck at February 02, 2022 02:49 PM (gS3OW)

Well said. They need to stay on top of the victimization stack.

Posted by: kallisto at February 02, 2022 02:51 PM (DJFLF)

335 Give credit to Zucker for one thing. She's over 18.

Posted by: JuJuBee at February 02, 2022 02:51 PM (mNhhD)

336 Daily Daddario:

https://tinyurl.com/2p9d2m78
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with complete John Ford ranking at February 02, 2022 02:33 PM (LvTSG)

She is stunning. Even without a stitch of makeup. Pretty sure she can hypnotize anyone with those eyes. They look supernatural.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 02, 2022 02:51 PM (M+Lyo)

337

1. The Keith Olbermann News Hour.
2. Robert Riech's Short Subjects.
3. Sean Penn and Susan Sarandan Truth Show.

CNN's problems is obviously that they are failing to address their base. When you are losing, double down.

Posted by: Auspex at February 02, 2022 02:51 PM (Xo3T0)

338 No but seriously, thank you, Fenelon!

Posted by: ace at February 02, 2022 02:51 PM (0G13K)

339
If you are to shoot it out into space, anyway, why compact it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 02, 2022 02:41 PM (P3gRi)

A couple of big compacted balls of garbage that easily shows up on radar and can be easily avoided is better than scattering a cloud of debris which is difficult to detect and avoid.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 02, 2022 02:51 PM (n+4am)

340 Dammit ace. that sext image shit was uncalled for.

*pours bleach in ear*

this is about the capital A harassment isn't it?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at February 02, 2022 02:51 PM (RoIW/)

341 Need to add arming wires and decals to the SUU-14s. Assemble the LAU-3as. Finish up the daisy cutters. Finish masking off the Spitfire Mk Vb. Then start masking the Spitfire Mk I.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 02:45 PM

You're putting those on Spitfires? Is this a new wave of steampunk?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 02, 2022 02:52 PM (a3Q+t)

342 285 The real question here is who would you rather sit on your face? Gina Carano or Whoopi Goldberg? Hummm?
Posted by: Xipe Totec

Gina sits where she wants to sit. What you'd rather has nothing to do with it.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at February 02, 2022 02:52 PM (c04O7)

343 Yeah...the casting for East of Eden made no sense.

You'd presume you'd take a male/female lead that can play dorky but clean up nicely - not O'Bighead and Dan Akroyd.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 02, 2022 02:52 PM (ESjRY)

344 If you are to shoot it out into space, anyway, why compact it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 02, 2022 02:41 PM (P3gRi)

it was the Death star, so it's possible that the area was so deep inside the structure that compacting the trash would make it easier to move through the rest of the ship before disposal.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 02, 2022 02:52 PM (wmDcS)

345 Oh, you said it was about the "a"...shoulda read the whole post. (yeah right)

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at February 02, 2022 02:52 PM (RoIW/)

346 161 OT-Donate to Ace today! I did. If he makes enough money maybe he will be so wealthy when he's fat and 70 he can have paid cabin girls on his yacht and won't have to do sexy tweets.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2022 02:37 PM (dprVF)

-----
Done

Posted by: 496 at February 02, 2022 02:52 PM (VJsqe)

347 What I think she actually said was, "I stand corrected." That is not an apology. That does not show an understanding that what she said was not just factually wrong but hurtful to millions of survivors of one of history's darkest episodes.

The problem with Whoopi is that her error is borne of the same virus that's infected BLM adherents: they can't stand the idea that any other group has ever been treated poorly. They cherish the exclusivity and pandering of the height of the riots. The coverage, the statues, the kneeling -- oh, so much kneeling. And now they are forced to share it, with Joos, no less. Untenable.
Posted by: red speck at February 02, 2022 02:49 PM (gS3OW)

This is a good comment, right here.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 02, 2022 02:52 PM (P4LRL)

348 So basically, Katie Couric outed the whole thing about a year ago in her memoir, but the takeaway from Couric's book was overwhelmingly what an unlikeable shrew Katie Couric was/is, so nobody really noticed this.

These are really godawful people.
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 02, 2022 02:43 PM (AD3JT)

They all knew. Heck, they probably covered for them when they were still married. "Jeff and i were having a late night conference, hush hush you know."

The staff sees a lot that the Big Wigs never realize they see. You always know what silly, over her head, incompetent department manager is sleeping with the boss, and you always kow tow to the angry, insecure bitch.

Posted by: rd at February 02, 2022 02:53 PM (Z32m1)

349 Ok, ok ok...keep the capital "A". Jeez.

It's like pissing off Cartman.

Posted by: Brian at February 02, 2022 02:53 PM (IJWkh)

350 Just noticed that ace posted this thread at 2:22--on 2/22/22.

And if you add all the "2's" in the above sentence you get 16 , as in "2016"--the year the Media ALL lost their minds

Posted by: JoeF. at February 02, 2022 02:53 PM (mR6Gs)

351 Whoopie swallowed ~~her~~ Ted Danson's humiliation, a very long time ago.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 02, 2022 02:53 PM (QzJWU)

352 It's only gone too far when the Left starts getting hurt by it.

ALINSKY #4 MO'FO'S, GOOD AND HARD!!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 02, 2022 02:53 PM (URNdm)

353 May they all end up subsisting on welfare in public housing in some frozen Democrat run hell-hole on the shores of the Great Lakes.

Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at February 02, 2022 02:53 PM (9X60i)

354 The viewership numbers and IQ will improve once she is gone.
And is Mika still freaked out over Furries?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 02:23 PM (crngH)

She could get a job at the DNC and the collective IQ of both places would go up.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 02, 2022 02:53 PM (MFphb)

355 >Last time Abrams ripped a bodice, it measured on the Richter Scale.
Posted by: The State of Georgia

her bodice doubles as the infield tarp at Mercedes-Benz Stadium

Posted by: DB at February 02, 2022 02:53 PM (geLO8)

356 > Hey, I just realized Whoopi's suspension is happening during the first two weeks of Black History Month.

Yea, but Whoopsi's not "Black black." She should have appropriated an African name from Roots instead of "Goldberg."

I denounce myself

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 02, 2022 02:53 PM (BFigT)

357 She is stunning. Even without a stitch of makeup. Pretty sure she can hypnotize anyone with those eyes. They look supernatural.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 02, 2022 02:51 PM (M+Lyo)
++++
Her eyes always seem to be internally lit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2022 02:53 PM (DU+/6)

358 Oh, you said it was about the "a"...shoulda read the whole post. (yeah right)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at February 02, 2022 02:52 PM (RoIW/)

LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 02:53 PM (Ez6QX)

359 wait
that's wrong

Posted by: DB at February 02, 2022 02:53 PM (geLO8)

360
I stick by assessment.

We need to get an animal husbandry expert, someone who deals with the largest animals, to breed Whoopi and Jonah. This experiment will yield the world's fattest bien-pensant dullard. In the name of Science.

Homo Goldbergensis will be the perfect genetic model for a third-rate media personality. Every grubby little clickbait website and shit-stirring cable network will be helmed by this literal Titan of mediocrity, and its employees will walk in fear of The Feedings.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 02, 2022 02:53 PM (Cf/uA)

361
This is a good comment, right here.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 02, 2022 02:52 PM (P4LRL)

I don't understand these words in the order in which they're posted here.

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 02, 2022 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

362 Dude, there's Jungle Fever and then there's the Oogum Boogum Song.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2022

***
"Jungle fever" with Hedy Lamarr as Tondelayo: Yes!

"Jungle fever" with W. Goldberg? Nooooooo

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 02, 2022 02:54 PM (txdEq)

363 345 Oh, you said it was about the "a"...shoulda read the whole post. (yeah right)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at February 02, 2022 02:52 PM (RoIW/)

He signed the post with Ace at the end anyways.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 02, 2022 02:54 PM (z5Vrg)

364 Whoopi didn't even come close to Pauly Shore fame. Sadz.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 02, 2022 02:54 PM (sVfvf)

365 East of Eden couldn't figure out what it was supposed to be and yeah. Awful casting. Writing was poor too. Pretty much the only thing it had going for it was sexy Dana Delaney and her assistant but in the end it wasn't really sexy because of the rest of the movie around it.

Like how they managed to make a scene with Jennifer Connelly and another girl abusing a dildo somehow not at all arousing or pleasant in the dreadful Requiem for a Dream.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 02:54 PM (KZzsI)

366 Isn't Whoopi the punchline to the death by snu snu joke?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 02, 2022 02:54 PM (ESjRY)

367 She could get a job at the DNC and the collective IQ of both places would go up.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 02, 2022 02:53 PM (MFphb)

I'm being snarky of course. I just wanted to make the punch line fit the situation.
After all, these are the guys who've been kicking our asses for 60 years now, so how dumb does that make us?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 02, 2022 02:54 PM (MFphb)

368 306 @CNNPR Feb 1

@DonLemon has a new talk show, The Don Lemon Show, coming to @CNNPlus this spring.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 02, 2022 02:45 PM (zWpOF)

So he's leaving the primary network too?

wow.....CNN will become HLN.
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks

It's a game show where the contestants have to smell Le Mon's fingers and guess whose nutsak he was rubbing.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at February 02, 2022 02:54 PM (c04O7)

369 Stroked out NM Senator went in for brain surgery. US Senate committees are on hold with legislation pending.

Posted by: Capital Eff at February 02, 2022 02:55 PM (GYllL)

370
She just thought she had carte ~~blanch~~ noire and kept on pushing until karma finally caught up to her.

Not sorry I'm not sorry.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma

Edited.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2022 02:55 PM (ELgVT)

371 1 cancel CNN
Posted by: brak at February 02, 2022 02:22 PM (0vPV+)
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Cancel "The View".

Posted by: zmdavid at February 02, 2022 02:55 PM (xqRaG)

372 If there's a victim in the whole Holocaust ordeal, it's Whoopi Goldberg.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with complete John Ford ranking at February 02, 2022 02:55 PM (LvTSG)

373 Whoopi and Dana Delany are both 66 years or so old.

Please supply your own punchline.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 02, 2022 02:35 PM (sy5kK)

It'd take three years for them to reach 69?

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 02:55 PM (9oKl+)

374 I'd be interested in the Jewish Wine Mom demo for The View. Any idea?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 02, 2022 02:55 PM (sVfvf)

375 >Pretty much the only thing it had going for it was sexy Dana Delaney

the carpet matched the drapes

Posted by: DB at February 02, 2022 02:55 PM (geLO8)

376 Like how they managed to make a scene with Jennifer Connelly and another girl abusing a dildo somehow not at all arousing or pleasant in the dreadful Requiem for a Dream.

Well, that was intentional. The point of the movie is that drugs will f*ck you up in all sorts of terrible ways.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 02, 2022 02:56 PM (ESjRY)

377 Unless we remove the cause..

And not the symptom!

Why is it up to me to write that after 300 comments!

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 02, 2022 02:56 PM (CX3cf)

378 Sorry wrong space x link

This is the correct one.

https://youtu.be/bVk8XyjhTKo

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 02, 2022 02:56 PM (oeVy+)

379
It'd take three years for them to reach 69?
Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 02:55 PM (9oKl+)

And NO ONE wants to see that.

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 02, 2022 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

380 I guess John Malone wasn't playing around when he said he wanted CNN to get back to being an actual news network.

There could be a lot more blood on the floor coming.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2022 02:56 PM (ZLI7S)

381 335 Give credit to Zucker for one thing. She's over 18.
Posted by: JuJuBee at February 02, 2022 02:51 PM (mNhhD)
-----------------

Not to mention female. Thank God for small mercies.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 02, 2022 02:56 PM (KzNJ6)

382 369 Stroked out NM Senator went in for brain surgery. US Senate committees are on hold with legislation pending.
Posted by: Capital Eff at February 02, 2022 02:55 PM (GYllL)

============

Klain chose the perfect moment to leak Breyer's retirement.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with complete John Ford ranking at February 02, 2022 02:56 PM (LvTSG)

383 Fun fact: NOBODY is good at driving on black ice.

People say Californians can't drive in rain/snow. 99% of all Californians have MOVED here from somewhere where rain/snow happen all the time. Did they magically forget how to drive in that when they crossed the stateline?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 02, 2022 02:49 PM (KzNJ6)

Although a CA native, I used to go out and practice in empty parking lots for many years. Practical experience can't be replaced. I actually got not too bad at black ice - doesn't mean I enjoyed any of it. I used to drive a fucking 1970 beetle in 1978 going to college in Eugene. Driving on the mountain roads with black ice surrounded by lumber trucks was a horrible way to master a rear engine car. I also think I ground my teeth flat in about 3 months. Looking back, that was really scary AF in the worst possible car.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 02, 2022 02:56 PM (wAnMi)

384 380 I guess John Malone wasn't playing around when he said he wanted CNN to get back to being an actual news network.

There could be a lot more blood on the floor coming.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2022 02:56 PM

Here's hoping.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2022 02:57 PM (ptqGC)

385 Whoopie is ignorant of history and is only able to see "race" through the prism of WHITE on BLACK racism. She has no idea that other people--pretty much every people that have ever existed was treated like shit by some other group.

I would bet you a $ 1M that she doesn't realize that other people were slaves, and that the institution of slavery is --ironically--as old as civilization itself. She probably believes only Africans were slaves, and only in America

Posted by: JoeF. at February 02, 2022 02:57 PM (mR6Gs)

386 I'm surprised Whoopsy got suspended.
Posted by: Caryn Johnson at February 02, 2022 02:36 PM

I know, right? That must have taken one hell of a crane.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2022 02:57 PM (HhfIU)

387 Kevin Liptak
@Kevinliptakcnn
The White House says it's no longer using the word "imminent" to describe the potential for a Russian invasion of Ukraine. It was sending an unintended message, Jen Psaki says.

You friggin' can't make this stuff up....

Posted by: It's me donna at February 02, 2022 02:44 PM (g43JH)

WW III must've polled really badly for them.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 02, 2022 02:57 PM (SH2Zi)

388 If you are to shoot it out into space, anyway, why compact it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 02, 2022 02:41 PM (P3gRi)

it was the Death star, so it's possible that the area was so deep inside the structure that compacting the trash would make it easier to move through the rest of the ship before disposal.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 02, 2022 02:52 PM (wmDcS)

Dispose of it in containers, and you have something to shoot at for target practice. Also, something small as a banana peel moving at 25,000 mph is going to F--- your ship up if it hits.

Posted by: rd at February 02, 2022 02:57 PM (Z32m1)

389

Here's hoping.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2022 02:57 PM (ptqGC)

For ACTUAL blood.

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 02, 2022 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

390 I still can't believe "The View" was talking about the Holocaust. That's like Bevis and Butthead having an episode on quantum theory.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 02, 2022 02:57 PM (Y5qcH)

391 Stroked out NM Senator went in for brain surgery. US Senate committees are on hold with legislation pending.

So what are the rules on this? Presuming he'd alive but incapacitated can the NM dems remove him?

OTOH, if the dems are stopped from doing any more damage for the rest of the year because one of them got a bad clot shot I'll have to say God has quite a sense of humor.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 02, 2022 02:57 PM (ESjRY)

392 @DonLemon has a new talk show, The Don Lemon Show, coming to @CNNPlus this spring.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 02, 2022 02:45 PM (zWpOF)

Hearing you're going to now leave cable TV and be forced to go to the streaming "plus" service of CNN is like hearing you've been ordered to leave humanity and take up residence in Keflavik, Iceland...forever.

Posted by: Boswell at February 02, 2022 02:57 PM (5iUNf)

393 382 369 Stroked out NM Senator went in for brain surgery. US Senate committees are on hold with legislation pending.
Posted by: Capital Eff at February 02, 2022 02:55 PM (GYllL)
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We need moar of this.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 02, 2022 02:57 PM (sVfvf)

394 You wanna suspend Whoopi Goldberg? You're gonna need a bigger boat...

Posted by: Roy Scheider at February 02, 2022 02:58 PM (cB9E9)

395
The Ethiopian "famine"? Which was really the communist Ethiopian government murdering people for fun and profit.

Oh and all that food the west shipping them? The government made a killing selling it. Literally.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 02, 2022 02:50 PM (ESjRY)

As I recall, the Ethiopian commies made the Band Aid fools give them virtually all the cash and then used the money to buy Soviet weapons.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 02, 2022 02:58 PM (n+4am)

396 Give credit to Zucker for one thing. She's over 18.

Yeah honestly that's the most shocking part of this whole announcement. Nobody saw it coming. A sex scandal sure, but everyone was assuming it was with a 9 year old boy or something.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 02:58 PM (KZzsI)

397 Everyone knows Whoopi Goldberg. She's been on TV for decades ... If you don't know her heart, then you haven't been watching
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If you have been watching, you probably need therapy.

Posted by: zmdavid at February 02, 2022 02:58 PM (xqRaG)

398 Just noticed that ace posted this thread at 2:22--on 2/22/22.
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...and, Groumdhog Day.

Coincidence? Cosmic intersection? You decide.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2022 02:58 PM (ELgVT)

399 OTOH, if the dems are stopped from doing any more damage for the rest of the year because one of them got a bad clot shot I'll have to say God has quite a sense of humor.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 02, 2022 02:57 PM (ESjRY)

McConnell will bench a Republican.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 02, 2022 02:58 PM (yQpMk)

400 I still can't believe "The View" was talking about the Holocaust. That's like Bevis and Butthead having an episode on quantum theory.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 02, 2022 02:57 PM (Y5qcH)

I AM CORNHOLIO!!!!! And I need atomic ENGERGY for my BUNGHOLE!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 02, 2022 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

401 I used to drive a fucking 1970 beetle in 1978 going to college in Eugene. Driving on the mountain roads with black ice surrounded by lumber trucks was a horrible way to master a rear engine car. I also think I ground my teeth flat in about 3 months. Looking back, that was really scary AF in the worst possible car.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 02, 2022 02:56 PM (wAnMi)

LOL

Posted by: Chevrolet Corvair at February 02, 2022 02:59 PM (mR6Gs)

402 WATCH: Brian Stelter takes over CNN's Kate Bolduan's show to go into damage control over the resignation of CNN President Jeff Zucker and she looks super annoyed

I think that's everyone's reaction listening to Brian Stelter [insert clown-face-boner emoji here]

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Somebody please tell me there is a Tater emoji ...

Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 02, 2022 02:59 PM (wc3R3)

403 East of Eden couldn't figure out what it was supposed to be and yeah. Awful casting. Writing was poor too. Pretty much the only thing it had going for it was sexy Dana Delaney and her assistant but in the end it wasn't really sexy because of the rest of the movie around it.

Like how they managed to make a scene with Jennifer Connelly and another girl abusing a dildo somehow not at all arousing or pleasant in the dreadful Requiem for a Dream.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022

***
I think Exit to Eden was an Anne Rice novel, before she really turned to writing supernatural stuff?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 02, 2022 02:59 PM (txdEq)

404 Stroked out NM Senator went in for brain surgery.
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Search and rescue?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 02, 2022 02:59 PM (KzNJ6)

405 >>So basically, Katie Couric outed the whole thing about a year ago in her memoir, but the takeaway from Couric's book was overwhelmingly what an unlikeable shrew Katie Couric was/is, so nobody really noticed this.

LOL, I heard an NPR review of Katie's book, and let's just say the NPR lady was underwhelmed. Katie summed up her not saying anything about Lauer et. al. with something like "Upon reflection, I should have realized that was not a good idea."

The NPR lady said that should have been the book's title, since so many of Katie's stories had her allowing something stupid/inappropriate, such as having her young lover in the kitchen eating breakfast wearing only boxers while her teen daughters were there, too, and then a statement like, "Upon reflection, I should have realized this was uncomfortable for my daughters blah blah blah."

Yeah, she's an idiot, and passively let's stuff happen.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 02, 2022 02:59 PM (URNdm)

406 like hearing you've been ordered to leave humanity and take up residence in Keflavik, Iceland...forever.
Posted by: Boswell at February 02, 2022 02:57 PM (5iUNf)

Keflavik is actually a pretty nice place. Most people would like Iceland and its people if they visited.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 02, 2022 02:59 PM (Y5qcH)

407 376 Well, that was intentional. The point of the movie is that drugs will f*ck you up in all sorts of terrible ways.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 02, 2022 02:56 PM (ESjRY)

Trainspotting did that years earlier and was 1000x better. Gah, I hate RfaD...

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 02, 2022 03:00 PM (DTX3h)

408 That's like Bevis and Butthead having an episode on quantum theory.

SHUT UP BEAVIS! That's like, uh, stuff that like uh school stuff.

Hey, wait, there are boobies on this website. HEHEHEHE OH HEHEHE I can see through that girl's shirt!

Posted by: Some Butthead at February 02, 2022 03:00 PM (ESjRY)

409
CNN hasn't been a real news channel in forever.
Ted Turner's brain-child has always been Fake News garbage, then got worse during clinton. Much worse.

That's over 30 years ago.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 03:00 PM (3rEjV)

410 If you have been watching, you probably need therapy.
Posted by: zmdavid at February 02, 2022 02:58 PM (xqRaG)
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And/or a functioning remote control.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 02, 2022 03:00 PM (KzNJ6)

411 She's been on TV for decades ... If you don't know her heart, you haven't been watching

We do now, don't we, Mika? Thanks for playing.

Posted by: t-bird at February 02, 2022 03:00 PM (DMQdU)

412 Just noticed that ace posted this thread at 2:22--on 2/22/22.

And if you add all the "2's" in the above sentence you get 16 , as in "2016"--the year the Media ALL lost their minds
Posted by: JoeF. at February 02, 2022 02:53 PM

Mind Status:

[X] Blown

[ ] Not Blown

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2022 03:00 PM (HhfIU)

413 Bring back Mega Mac.

Posted by: Capital Eff at February 02, 2022 03:00 PM (GYllL)

414 404 Stroked out NM Senator went in for brain surgery.
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His family should stand watch 24 hours a day to insure no pillow death.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 02, 2022 03:01 PM (sVfvf)

415 Oh and all that food the west shipping them? The government made a killing selling it. Literally.

Most of it rotted on the docks. The government went through it to find what was good and left the rest to just decay and be eaten by rats.

Live Aid was the last time I felt some hope and trust in the future and humanity. Maybe? Maybe we could do something good? But no.

But hey, Bob Geldof got a knighthood and all sorts of awards for putting on a show. And that's literally all it was, a plot from an Andy Rooney/Judy Garland movie: we have a problem, hey kids, lets put on a show!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 03:01 PM (KZzsI)

416 What did Jake Tapper know, and when did he know it?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 02, 2022 03:01 PM (HmZuC)

417 CNN hasn't been a real news channel in forever.
Ted Turner's brain-child has always been Fake News garbage, then got worse during clinton.
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Ted Turner was married to Jane Fonda, and didn't strangle her.

'Nuff said.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 02, 2022 03:01 PM (KzNJ6)

418 I have driven on black ice. Totally unpredictable. Went to school in Lubbock on the ice. Driving my restored 1950 chevy pickup. Got stopped at a stop light. After stopping, the truck slowly slid sideways over against the curb. Saw an idiot coming up behind me at 40 mph. Knew the imbecile could never get stopped. One car behind me. Light changed and I managed to get around the corner just in time when said imbecile plowed into the poor sap that was behind me.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 02, 2022 03:01 PM (o2MD2)

419
D-Tim Johnson was literally a brain-dead vegetable for his last 3 years in the Senate.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 03:01 PM (3rEjV)

420 Oh boy! Joey is going to NYC tomorrow and meet with Eric Adam's about crime.

Should be cringe.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2022 03:01 PM (ptqGC)

421 Stroked out NM Senator went in for brain surgery.

Has he signed a donor card?

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 02, 2022 03:01 PM (DMQdU)

422 1 cancel CNN

Posted by: brak at February 02, 2022 02:22 PM (0vPV+)

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Hopefully the "Cancel News Network" becomes a "Canceled News Network" #Soon.

Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 02, 2022 03:01 PM (wc3R3)

423 Kevin Liptak
@Kevinliptakcnn
The White House says it's no longer using the word "imminent" to describe the potential for a Russian invasion of Ukraine. It was sending an unintended message, Jen Psaki says.

They just want to take credit for whatever happens--
If Russia invades, they can say they knew and were prepared
If Russia DOESN'T invade, they can say Biden stared down Putin with his steely eyed glare.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 02, 2022 03:01 PM (mR6Gs)

424 I have driven on black ice. Totally unpredictable. Went to school in Lubbock on the ice. Driving my restored 1950 chevy pickup. Got stopped at a stop light. After stopping, the truck slowly slid sideways over against the curb. Saw an idiot coming up behind me at 40 mph. Knew the imbecile could never get stopped. One car behind me. Light changed and I managed to get around the corner just in time when said imbecile plowed into the poor sap that was behind me.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 02, 2022 03:01 PM (o2MD2)

Yeah black ice is scary shit.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 03:02 PM (Ez6QX)

425 I didn't put the apostrophe in Adam's name. Autocucumber did. Sigh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2022 03:02 PM (ptqGC)

426 Try not to have to much fun with this y'all. It really is possible to injure ones self by laughing to long.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at February 02, 2022 03:02 PM (Adlwz)

427 OT-That was a good way for Truedope to get the truckers to want to leave. Call them racist, sexist, homophobic, and transphobic and not address any of their concerns. What a great politician/sarc.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2022 03:02 PM (dprVF)

428 Somebody please tell me there is a Tater emoji ...
Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 02, 2022 02:59 PM (wc3R3)

🥔🤡

Posted by: hogmartin at February 02, 2022 03:02 PM (P4LRL)

429
Yeah black ice is scary shit.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 03:02 PM (Ez6QX)

Not as scary as back lice.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 02, 2022 03:03 PM (Cf/uA)

430 See we are to have 6 more weeks of winter

Kill the groundhog

Posted by: Skip's Phone at February 02, 2022 03:03 PM (2JoB8)

431 I still can't believe "The View" was talking about the Holocaust. That's like Bevis and Butthead having an episode on quantum theory.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 02, 2022 02:57 PM (Y5qcH)

Hehehe.

Posted by: LASue at February 02, 2022 03:03 PM (Ed8Zd)

432 The epic black ice trip that I took home from work one night had me in Troutdale, trying to go up a hill to get back to the freeway. Everyone just slid back down. I was driving an old cop car with studded tires and I couldn't do it either. There are limits to driving on ice.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 02, 2022 03:03 PM (5HBd1)

433 His family should stand watch 24 hours a day to insure no pillow death.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 02, 2022 03:01 PM (sVfvf)

Mike Lindell killed him!

Posted by: JoeF. at February 02, 2022 03:03 PM (mR6Gs)

434 I presume Putin has a plan for the Ukraine - that he isn't just going to let Biden walk away without giving him something.

My guess, some nominal "peace in our time" agreement that leads to a fait accompli of the Russians in Donbas getting independence.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 02, 2022 03:03 PM (ESjRY)

435
CNN hasn't been a real news channel in forever.
Ted Turner's brain-child has always been Fake News garbage, then got worse during clinton. Much worse.

That's over 30 years ago.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 03:00 PM (3rEjV)

The only reason that CNN isn't a footnote in history is because they got lucky with the Gulf War before they ran out of Turner's startup cash.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 02, 2022 03:03 PM (n+4am)

436 Fun fact: NOBODY is good at driving on black ice.

People say Californians can't drive in rain/snow. 99% of all Californians have MOVED here from somewhere where rain/snow happen all the time. Did they magically forget how to drive in that when they crossed the stateline?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 02, 2022 02:49 PM (KzNJ6)

====================

First snow storm in Minnesota is always a disaster. Half the idiots don't remember how to drive in Winter. Hell, that was me when i came to the first Stop sign sometimes. Most of them remember really quick, but about 1/10 are just terminally stupid.

Posted by: rd at February 02, 2022 03:03 PM (Z32m1)

437 "Both hips joined, and then unjoined, intermittently, in a back and forth sort of way, and sometimes both hips facing in the same direction."

what does Ace just have this shit lined up in a great big book of jokes, ready to go? Amazing.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at February 02, 2022 03:03 PM (ZZK0E)

438 >>Ted Turner was married to Jane Fonda, and didn't strangle her.

'Nuff said.

Seem to recall that during that time Jane was going through a Christian phase?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 02, 2022 03:03 PM (URNdm)

439 No Ukraine invasion imminent? Like the Ukrainians and anyone with a clue believed from the outset? Oh.

Three more years minimum of these idiotic Beltway zeroes in power. Unbelievable.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 02, 2022 03:04 PM (OTzUX)

440 I'm hoping Whoopi starts a podcast and will educated us about the black plague.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 02, 2022 03:04 PM (6liew)

441 Hearing you're going to now leave cable TV and be forced to go to the streaming "plus" service of CNN is like hearing you've been ordered to leave humanity and take up residence in ~~Keflavik, Iceland~~ Mogadishu...forever.
Posted by: Boswell at February 02, 2022 02:57 PM (5iUNf)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 02, 2022 03:04 PM (KzNJ6)

442
Yeah black ice is scary shit.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 03:02 PM (Ez6QX)

Whyz it gotta be BLACK!???!!

Posted by: John Wiley Price at February 02, 2022 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)

443 Kate Bolduan should give graduate seminars in how t look completely disgusted and annoyed without moving a muscle.

Posted by: LASue at February 02, 2022 03:04 PM (Ed8Zd)

444 >>His family should stand watch 24 hours a day to insure no pillow death.

Have you tried our polonium jello?

Posted by: Hospital Hospitality Services at February 02, 2022 03:04 PM (GYllL)

445 See we are to have 6 more weeks of winter

Kill the groundhog
Posted by: Skip's Phone

It was foggy here all morning. Spring's coming.

Posted by: t-bird at February 02, 2022 03:04 PM (DMQdU)

446 coming up behind me at 40 mph. Knew the imbecile could never get stopped. One car behind me. Light changed and I managed to get around the corner just in time when said imbecile plowed into the poor sap that was behind me.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 02, 2022 03:01 PM (o2MD2)

That sounds terrifying.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 02, 2022 03:04 PM (oeVy+)

447 Ted Turner is an idiot but he's not nearly as much of one as modern leftists. I mean, he's bad but compared to these freaks, he's practically normal.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 03:05 PM (KZzsI)

448 Yeah black ice is scary shit.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 03:02 PM (Ez6QX)

Not as scary as back lice.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 02, 2022 03:03 PM (Cf/uA)

Watch it,
"Black Ice" sounds a lot like "Black Guys" if you say it a certain way....

Posted by: JoeF. at February 02, 2022 03:05 PM (mR6Gs)

449 you haven't lived til you get sideways in a bus

Posted by: DB at February 02, 2022 03:05 PM (geLO8)

450 See we are to have 6 more weeks of winter

Kill the groundhog
Posted by: Skip's Phone at February 02, 2022 03:03 PM (2JoB8

The Punxsutawney Phil died yesterday.

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 02, 2022 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)

451 If I comment here
A nood will appear

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at February 02, 2022 03:05 PM (QYPq3)

452 her then boyfriend, Ted Danson
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What was HE thinking?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

******

For that matter, what was SHE thinking?

Posted by: Muldoon at February 02, 2022 03:05 PM (m45I2)

453 Yea, but Whoopsi's not "Black black." She should have appropriated an African name from Roots instead of "Goldberg."

I denounce myself
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 02, 2022 02:53 PM (BFigT)

Toby?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 02, 2022 03:06 PM (II3Gr)

454 Black Ice Matters!

Posted by: Michelin at February 02, 2022 03:06 PM (h5TKJ)

455 His family should stand watch 24 hours a day to insure no pillow death.

Whitehouse press office in a few hours: We are sad to hear about Sen Lujan's passing.

Lujan family: Wait...he's still alive

Some new "nurse" last seen bringing a pillow to Justice Scalia: Not for long!

Posted by: 18-1 at February 02, 2022 03:06 PM (ESjRY)

456
******

For that matter, what was SHE thinking?
Posted by: Muldoon at February 02, 2022 03:05 PM (m45I2)

"Someone's GOTTA wanna do me...."

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 02, 2022 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

457 Whyz it gotta be BLACK!???!!
Posted by: John Wiley Price at February 02, 2022 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)

Because I'm a racist, duh.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 03:07 PM (Ez6QX)

458 LOL
Posted by: Chevrolet Corvair at February 02, 2022 02:59 PM (mR6Gs)

My HS besty had a Corvair Monza, I loved that thing! With the upgraded suspension (the original issue from what I heard) it was super neutral, and you could do 4 wheel drifts all day or until you ran out of tread.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 02, 2022 03:07 PM (wAnMi)

459 What, no claims of racism and sexism from Whoopi yet?

I is disappoint.

Posted by: JuJuBee at February 02, 2022 03:07 PM (mNhhD)

460 The Punxsutawney Phil died yesterday.

Didn't DeBlasio kill one of them on live TV?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 03:07 PM (KZzsI)

461 I was a Camaro man for years. Few cars handled better on dry pavement, but the only one worse on ice was my VW beetle. Thing was unstoppable on snow and mud, impossible on ice as it was so tail heavy it continuously wanted to swap ends on ice.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 02, 2022 03:07 PM (o2MD2)

462 Somebody please tell me there is a Tater emoji ...
Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 02, 2022 02:59 PM (wc3R3)

Possible -

https://tinyurl.com/mr3cb39p

Posted by: Boswell at February 02, 2022 03:07 PM (5iUNf)

463
Kill the groundhog
Posted by: Skip's Phone at February 02, 2022 03:03 PM (2JoB8

Way ahead of you...

Posted by: Bill DeBolshevik at February 02, 2022 03:07 PM (n+4am)

464 The Punxsutawney Phil died yesterday.
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 02, 2022 03:05 PM

What did he know?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2022 03:07 PM (HhfIU)

465 Do an image search on "Bill Kristol wife 2022".

There's a picture of the two of them together that would stop a sundial.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 02, 2022 03:07 PM (W3VUu)

466 Would Bill Kristol identifying as Dr. Frank-N-Furter, surprise anyone at this point?

Posted by: 40 Miles North at February 02, 2022 03:07 PM (uWF4x)

467 >>>Black Ice Matters!

Posted by: Michelin at February 02, 2022 03:06 PM (h5TKJ)

Blue Ice is superior.

Posted by: Walter White at February 02, 2022 03:07 PM (QYPq3)

468 They just want to take credit for whatever happens--
If Russia invades, they can say they knew and were prepared
If Russia DOESN'T invade, they can say Biden stared down Putin with his steely eyed glare.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 02, 2022 03:01 PM (mR6Gs)
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Third scenario: Russia doesn't invade, because they're laughing too hard at Biden.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 02, 2022 03:08 PM (KzNJ6)

469 you haven't lived til you get sideways in a bus
Posted by: DB
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How about a 727?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2022 03:08 PM (AytXr)

470 The Punxsutawney Phil died yesterday.
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 02, 2022 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)

You'd think they'd keep DeBlasio away from that thing by now.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 02, 2022 03:08 PM (wAnMi)

471 CNN hasn't been a real news channel in forever.
Ted Turner's brain-child has always been Fake News garbage, then got worse during clinton. Much worse.
That's over 30 years ago.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 03:00 PM (3rEjV)
The only reason that CNN isn't a footnote in history is because they got lucky with the Gulf War before they ran out of Turner's startup cash.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 02, 2022 03:03 PM (n+4am)

I still think they doomed themselves by moving to NYFC. They became a clone of all the other shitty news networks.

If they stayed in (gasp!) Atlanta, Where the Fuck is Georgia!, they probably would have had a very different staff. Personnel is ALWAYS! ALWAYS!!! Policy.

Posted by: rd at February 02, 2022 03:08 PM (Z32m1)

472 I imagine all kinds of flaming skulls will be forthcoming from the information found during the discovery phase of Fredo's lawsuit.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 02, 2022 03:08 PM (HmZuC)

473 >>you haven't lived til you get sideways in a bus

Going sideways down the Maine Turnpike with 3 other guys, a few cases of beer and some other party favors in a VW beetle.

That'll give you a pucker.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2022 03:08 PM (ZLI7S)

474 Have not laughed outloud, that hard, in a long time. x2 over a very well written, actual article. TOH!!

Posted by: Commander Cobra at February 02, 2022 03:08 PM (xzley)

475 406 like hearing you've been ordered to leave humanity and take up residence in Keflavik, Iceland...forever.
Posted by: Boswell at February 02, 2022 02:57 PM (5iUNf)

Keflavik is actually a pretty nice place. Most people would like Iceland and its people if they visited.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 02, 2022 02:59 PM (Y5qcH)

Doghouse...this Beagle...

Keflavik still overrun by the bad guys

Posted by: Lt. Mike Edwards USAF at February 02, 2022 03:08 PM (BgMrQ)

476 Whoopi saw her shadow. We have six more weeks of her bitching and moaning at the unfairness of it all.

Posted by: JuJuBee at February 02, 2022 03:08 PM (mNhhD)

477 18-1 the Donbass thing will go Vlad's way either via formal (coerced) agreement with Kiev or de facto, as up to know, via barely disguised intervention.

Vlad has been pretty clear on the broader demands for a while: no Ukraine in NATO, no med/short range missiles in Ukraine*. They tabled an actual document ("mutual security declaration") months ago, reads like an INF Treaty.

* two things that weren't happening and nobody was interested in, so they're perfect "concessions" to make if the clownshow that is the US and Europe can even get organized enough to do that

Posted by: rhomboid at February 02, 2022 03:08 PM (OTzUX)

478 I just can't wait to see what happens to the rest of the assorted human debris working at CNN. All of them have to be scrambling to find work elsewhere, and calling in favors such as they have gathered over the years. Its such a litany of idiots, losers, and incompetents that their continued employment has long baffled me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 03:08 PM (KZzsI)

479 There's a picture of the two of them together that would stop a sundial.
Posted by: Azathoth at February 02, 2022 03:07 PM (W3VUu)

Ooof. You're not kidding.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 03:08 PM (Ez6QX)

480
My HS besty had a Corvair Monza, I loved that thing! With the upgraded suspension (the original issue from what I heard) it was super neutral, and you could do 4 wheel drifts all day or until you ran out of tread.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 02, 2022 03:07 PM (wAnMi)

GM needed to install a $4 part to the sway bar or somesuch and NONE of it would've been an issue.

GM - Never afraid to kill a few to save a few bucks.

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 02, 2022 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)

481 What I think she actually said was, "I stand corrected." That is not an apology. That does not show an understanding that what she said was not just factually wrong but hurtful to millions of survivors of one of history's darkest episodes.

The problem with Whoopi is that her error is borne of the same virus that's infected BLM adherents: they can't stand the idea that any other group has ever been treated poorly. They cherish the exclusivity and pandering of the height of the riots. The coverage, the statues, the kneeling -- oh, so much kneeling. And now they are forced to share it, with Joos, no less. Untenable.
Posted by: red speck at February 02, 2022 02:49 PM (gS3OW)

Yep. It wasn't an apology at all. The fact that non-blacks have ever been targeted takes away these BLM / racist advocates their "most victimy-victim" card and lays the blame for their culture's failures (especially failing their young men) at their own feet.

Posted by: LASue at February 02, 2022 03:09 PM (Ed8Zd)

482 436 First snow storm in Minnesota is always a disaster. Half the idiots don't remember how to drive in Winter. Hell, that was me when i came to the first Stop sign sometimes. Most of them remember really quick, but about 1/10 are just terminally stupid.
Posted by: rd at February 02, 2022 03:03 PM (Z32m1)

That was this Florida Man's experience back when I was working in PA. I was terrified that some idjit was going to plow into my brand new car during the first day of snowfall.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 02, 2022 03:09 PM (DTX3h)

483 Is Cassandra Peterson, Mistress of the Karens, still calling her fans trash if they support Joe Rogan?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 02:24 PM (crngH)

Is Elvirus angling for a PBS gig?

Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at February 02, 2022 03:09 PM (y7DUB)

484 As I recall, the Ethiopian commies made the Band Aid fools give them virtually all the cash and then used the money to buy Soviet weapons.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 02, 2022 02:58 PM (n+4am)

Thats exactly how I remembered it. They did build a bunch of huge tent settlements to make it look good, but the money went for weapons.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 03:09 PM (VwHCD)

485 Driving a VW bug in Spokane with no brakes (we used the emergency brake and had the brake lights wired to the button on the e-brake). Fun times

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 02, 2022 03:09 PM (5HBd1)

486 >>467 >>>Black Ice Matters!

Posted by: Michelin at February 02, 2022 03:06 PM (h5TKJ)

Blue Ice is superior.
Posted by: Walter White

Yellow ice can be eaten.

Posted by: Bear Grylls at February 02, 2022 03:09 PM (GYllL)

487 Yea, but Whoopsi's not "Black black." She should have appropriated an African name from Roots instead of "Goldberg."

I denounce myself
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 02, 2022 02:53 PM (BFigT)
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Kunta Kinte? I'll just leave that one here.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 02, 2022 03:09 PM (KzNJ6)

488 Didn't DeBlasio kill one of them on live TV?

He dropped one, but it only died a few days later of its injuries from the drop. So the public didn't see the damage or death, they probably figured a groundhog could handle a fall of a few feet.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 02, 2022 03:10 PM (3cGpq)

489 This Whoopie incident reminds me of a South Park episode. Kyle's dorky cousin visits and complains about his concentration. Cartman, suave sophisticate that he is, suggests that he should go to a concentration camp. Something (I've forgotten what) happened that made a relationship with the cousin far more desirable so Cartman is all, "I had no idea! The Nazis really did send Jews to concentration camps."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 02, 2022 03:10 PM (FVME7)

490 Wait until we find out who was mashing Tater...

It's unbelievable enough that Tater has a wife, there's no chance he has a mistress.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 02, 2022 03:10 PM (ZGrMX)

491
Way ahead of you...
Posted by: Bill DeBolshevik
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Heh. Thanks for the reminder. Should be renamed 'Groundhog Memorial Day'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2022 03:10 PM (AytXr)

492 It tracks. Her scale humiliated her and she clearly quit it as well.

Posted by: Bete at February 02, 2022 03:10 PM (F9322)

493 Have we reached Peak Stupid yet?
Posted by: torabora

Is it Peak Stupid, or is it Deep Stupid, like Mariannas Trench Deep Stupid?

I almost wish we would start a war with Russia, and they'd nuke the shit out of America.
I think it is just too stupid to go on much longer.
What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at February 02, 2022 03:10 PM (vcOmj)

494 You know Whoopi is just dying to say, "They can't suspend me. I'm black!"

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 02, 2022 03:10 PM (KbCG3)

495 The Punxsutawney Phil died yesterday.

Didn't DeBlasio kill one of them on live TV?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 03:07 PM (KZzsI)

That was a New York Subway Rat. It just looked like a big Groundhog. The folks in NYFC cannot tell the difference anyway.

Posted by: rd at February 02, 2022 03:10 PM (Z32m1)

496 CNN went from the Scud Stud to the Spud Stud.

From Gulf War to Gulp More (donuts).

Posted by: JuJuBee at February 02, 2022 03:10 PM (mNhhD)

497 Blue Ice is superior.
Posted by: Walter White at February 02, 2022 03:07 PM

The kind that falls from an airplane? You know that from the special 'holding' tank.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 02, 2022 03:11 PM (a3Q+t)

498 Is Cassandra Peterson, Mistress of the Karens, still calling her fans trash if they support Joe Rogan?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 02:24 P

I don't listen to Joe Rogan, but I think I'll start.

Posted by: LASue at February 02, 2022 03:11 PM (Ed8Zd)

499 Fences going up around tyrants globally

https://twitter.com/cswarketatora/status/
1488892502442659842

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at February 02, 2022 03:11 PM (+23kT)

500 Most people would like Iceland and its people if they visited.

When Anthony Bourdain went there he hated the place because everywhere he went they kept offering him Hakarl (fermented shark) which he described as the worst thing he's ever eaten.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 03:11 PM (KZzsI)

501 Yeah black ice is scary shit.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 03:02 PM (Ez6QX)

The Blue Mountains are going to be fun for me this weekend, in a 40 foot RV.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 02, 2022 03:11 PM (CjHGv)

502
GM needed to install a $4 part to the sway bar or somesuch and NONE of it would've been an issue.
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Tow 50lb sacks of sand in front trunk would fix that. That, and not accellerating into turns.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 02, 2022 03:12 PM (sVfvf)

503 490 Wait until we find out who was mashing Tater...

It's unbelievable enough that Tater has a wife, there's no chance he has a mistress.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 02, 2022 03:10 PM (ZGrMX)

T'speed bump in Boston had would be hangers on. Some women like money and fame and will let those with any modicum of that grab them...gee, I wonder who said that as it sounds familiar.

Posted by: Bete at February 02, 2022 03:12 PM (F9322)

504 Fences going up around tyrants globally

https://twitter.com/cswarketatora/status/
1488892502442659842

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at February 02, 2022 03:11 PM (+23kT)

They're afraid of their public and that's a GOOD thing.

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 02, 2022 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

505 485 Driving a VW bug in Spokane with no brakes (we used the emergency brake and had the brake lights wired to the button on the e-brake). Fun times
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 02, 2022 03:09 PM (5HBd1)
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I once had to drive the legendary I-5/I-805 merge (two massive freeways) at 5 pm Friday in a stick shift after the clutch had gone out. I had to rev the car up and pop it into second gear to move up in the stop and go traffic, then disengage the gear. People were looking at me, "Can't you handle a clutch?" "Yeah, if I've got one."

By the time I finally got home I needed a stiff drink. A VERY stiff drink.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 02, 2022 03:13 PM (KzNJ6)

506 >>The problem with Whoopi is that her error is borne of the same virus that's infected BLM adherents: they can't stand the idea that any other group has ever been treated poorly. They cherish the exclusivity and pandering of the height of the riots. The coverage, the statues, the kneeling -- oh, so much kneeling. And now they are forced to share it, with Joos, no less. Untenable.

She also demonstrated that she recognizes no distinctions within the "white" skinned people population -- white Nazis killing white Jews = no racism, 'cause they're all just white people, you guys!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 02, 2022 03:13 PM (URNdm)

507 Maybe Zucker will get back with Abrahams and the other Zucker and make another "Airplane!" movie.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 02, 2022 03:13 PM (p+1gI)

508 Is Cassandra Peterson, Mistress of the Karens, still calling her fans trash if they support Joe Rogan?

Frankly I think most people are shocked to find out Elvira is still alive.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 03:13 PM (KZzsI)

509 Fences going up around tyrants globally

If you are going to have feudalism you need to have castles.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 02, 2022 03:13 PM (ESjRY)

510 When Anthony Bourdain went there he hated the place because everywhere he went they kept offering him Hakarl (fermented shark) which he described as the worst thing he's ever eaten.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 03:11 PM (KZzsI)

Yeah, that's nasty. But if they didn't ferment the shark, it would be poisonous and you couldn't eat. They're a hardy people.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 02, 2022 03:14 PM (UuD2k)

511 The Blue Mountains are going to be fun for me this weekend, in a 40 foot RV.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 02, 2022 03:11 PM (CjHGv)

You're doing the snowbird thing backwards.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 03:14 PM (Ez6QX)

512 I was a Camaro man for years. Few cars handled better on dry pavement, but the only one worse on ice was my VW beetle. Thing was unstoppable on snow and mud, impossible on ice as it was so tail heavy it continuously wanted to swap ends on ice.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 02, 2022 03:07 PM (o2MD2)

My mom had a 1968 Camaro 327 convertible - I loved that car. Not as much as the Firebird Formula 455 though.

When I was in college in Eugene - we were on a ski trip at Whistler when some sort of record breaking cold snap happened. My Beetle froze solid (fucking air cooled is great in cold unless the oil freezes overnight) and I was forced to leave it. It was a BAD weekend (lost my wallet - tore jacket in fall skiing). We piled into my buddy's 1969 Mustang GT. The roads were closed, but he drove that thing in a fucking blizzard, and even the state troopers couldn't stop us. He just sort of let it run at idle speed and chugged that sucker all the way down the mountain. That was some impressive driving. I had to go back the following week to get my car - shoved a cost-plus hibachi under the engine until it got hot enough to start.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 02, 2022 03:14 PM (wAnMi)

513 I thought the worst thing Bourdain ever ate was warthog ass that had sand all over it, in Southern Africa somewhere, maybe Botswana?

Posted by: JuJuBee at February 02, 2022 03:15 PM (mNhhD)

514 Have we reached Peak Stupid yet?
Posted by: torabora

Peak stupid is like the end of the universe. Theoretically it may exist, but were never going to be able to observe it.

Posted by: Bete at February 02, 2022 03:15 PM (F9322)

515 485 Driving a VW bug in Spokane with no brakes (we used the emergency brake and had the brake lights wired to the button on the e-brake). Fun times
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 02, 2022 03:09 PM (5HBd1)

Heh, drove that same beetle to Albuquerque from Portales, New Mexico in a snowstorm. No heater. Me and my buddy would have to stop every few miles and scrape ice from both the front and back of the windshield. Damn, teenage boys are fucking insane. Make good soldiers.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 02, 2022 03:15 PM (o2MD2)

516 >>Most people would like Iceland and its people if they visited.

Key word is "visited."

But Don Lemmon in Iceland? Talk about your black ice.

Posted by: Boswell at February 02, 2022 03:15 PM (5iUNf)

517 Keflavik is actually a pretty nice place. Most people would like Iceland and its people if they visited.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 02, 2022 02:59 PM (Y5qcH)

It's full of blonde, nordic girls looking for non-related genetic material. What's not to love?

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 02, 2022 03:15 PM (wmDcS)

518 Elvira has a mouth? That says words?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - tit enthusiast at February 02, 2022 03:15 PM (3YVs3)

519 The beginning of the end of mainstream media? One could hope.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at February 02, 2022 03:15 PM (0OmEj)

520 Some women like money and fame and will let those with any modicum of that grab them...gee, I wonder who said that as it sounds familiar.

Want to have fun? Ask a single female friend (presuming you have one) if she'd be attracted to a guy just because he is rich/famous/powerful.

NO!!!!

Then ask her if she'd pair up with Bezos or Musk...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 02, 2022 03:15 PM (ESjRY)

521 Yeah black ice is scary shit.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 03:02 PM (Ez6QX)

You see the racism inherent in the system?
I'm being oppressed!!

Posted by: Ibrim Kendi X-crement at February 02, 2022 03:16 PM (MFphb)

522
WW III must've polled really badly for them.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 02, 2022 02:57 PM (SH2Zi)

Lmao

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 03:16 PM (V7qW2)

523 >
It's full of blonde, nordic girls looking for non-related genetic material. What's not to love?

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 02, 2022 03:15 PM (wmDcS)

Shut your whore mouth.

Posted by: Muad'dib's Wife at February 02, 2022 03:16 PM (sjdRT)

524 Fences going up around tyrants globally

https://twitter.com/cswarketatora/status/
1488892502442659842

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at February 02, 2022 03:11 PM (+23kT)

The walls are closing in.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 02, 2022 03:16 PM (SH2Zi)

525 "Mr. Otoko, Why do you siege castles?"

"Because that's where the money is."

Posted by: Me, in a couple years, probably at February 02, 2022 03:16 PM (6FeV1)

526
When Anthony Bourdain went there he hated the place because everywhere he went they kept offering him Hakarl (fermented shark) which he described as the worst thing he's ever eaten.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 03:11 PM (KZzsI)

I'd rather kill myself than eat that shit

Posted by: JoeF. at February 02, 2022 03:16 PM (mR6Gs)

527 Fences going up around tyrants globally

https://twitter.com/cswarketatora/status/
1488892502442659842

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser

The natives are restless.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 02, 2022 03:16 PM (FVME7)

528 That's for making me go back to the lower-case "a."
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I'm dead.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at February 02, 2022 03:17 PM (Opqg9)

529 Black ice is smooooth, like Colt 45.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at February 02, 2022 03:17 PM (w9Wax)

530 Her first name comes from her early stage days when she couldn't control some gaseous emissions and someone said she sounded like a whoppee cushion.

To borrow from Presidentish Biden: "Not a joke."

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 02, 2022 03:17 PM (jYQlA)

531 I can't picture myself voting Conservative again. They support obvious Trudeau slander against people who are better than them.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 02, 2022 02:51 PM (eGTCV)

I would give them a chance, if they clean out the deadwood, and move closer to their Reform roots, and choose a good solid conservative leader.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 02, 2022 03:17 PM (P3gRi)

532 9 LIVID is just her weight in Roman Numerals.
Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 02:23 PM (ijga9)

You rock!

Posted by: m at February 02, 2022 03:17 PM (OyZ4J)

533 >>Elvira has a mouth? That says words?

"Don't Touch Me, THERE!"

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2022 03:18 PM (OS0CB)

534 If they need a new Goldberg for "The View", I nominate Jonah!

Posted by: Germanicus3 at February 02, 2022 03:18 PM (kB491)

535 We hit apatch of black ice returning from a horseshow. Truck and fully loaded 5 horse trailer. My business partner was driving and kept saying OH Shit were dead!. Everything slid all over the place but fortunately there was no wreck. One horse fell down in the trailer but that was it.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 02, 2022 03:18 PM (54Q5w)

536 There are these to scissor bitches that live across the street. I was changing the oil in my truck and one came outside and started watering a particular set of bushes at the front of their house.

We're expecting a significant freeze over the next few days. I thought "what a stupid bitch. The freeze over the next day or to will kill the roots and the bushes will die."

Then I thought about it. I'm sure she's trying to get an insurance claim or something because they are the only piece of landscaping she hasn't done anything with yet.

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 02, 2022 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)

537 Heh, drove that same beetle to Albuquerque from Portales, New Mexico in a snowstorm. No heater. Me and my buddy would have to stop every few miles and scrape ice from both the front and back of the windshield. Damn, teenage boys are fucking insane. Make good soldiers.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 02, 2022 03:15 PM (o2MD2)

Drove my 70 bus from Utah to Washington on 3 cylinders and a coat hanger as a throttle linkage. Yes we were insane.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 02, 2022 03:18 PM (CjHGv)

538 Damnit Ace, you are so freaking funny. Great week.

Posted by: Max Power at February 02, 2022 03:18 PM (Hucnr)

539 Have we reached Peak Stupid yet?
Posted by: torabora

Is it Peak Stupid, or is it Deep Stupid, like Mariannas Trench Deep Stupid?
I almost wish we would start a war with Russia, and they'd nuke the shit out of America.
I think it is just too stupid to go on much longer.
What a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at

We took a wrong turn in the 1960's. Vietnam, Great Society, Environmentalism, Anti-Nuke, and the growth of US Bureaucracy. Then we sold out to Communist China for cheap shit from places with cheap labor and no environmental rules.

Elon Musk is the sanest person on this world. He wants to get humans on other worlds

Posted by: rd at February 02, 2022 03:18 PM (Z32m1)

540 The walls are closing in.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur

Will the wheels fall off?

Tune in tonight on CNN to find out!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at February 02, 2022 03:18 PM (vcOmj)

541 If they need a new Goldberg for "The View", I nominate Jonah!
Posted by: Germanicus3 at February 02, 2022 03:18 PM (kB491)

Is the wrestler still around?

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 02, 2022 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)

542 I was a Camaro man for years. Few cars handled better on dry pavement, but the only one worse on ice was my VW beetle. Thing was unstoppable on snow and mud, impossible on ice as it was so tail heavy it continuously wanted to swap ends on ice.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 02, 2022 03:07 PM (o2MD2)

I had a mitsubishi starion back in the late 80's. You did NOT leave the driveway with so much as an inch of snow on the ground. I'm not talking about a choice here either. You slowly release the clutch and it would go sideways in the driveway. In the frigging driveway. Forget ice.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 03:19 PM (VwHCD)

543 Yeah black ice is scary shit.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 03:02 PM (Ez6QX)

What was the song about hitting black ice at 95?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 02, 2022 03:19 PM (KTd/6)

544 It's full of blonde, nordic girls looking for non-related genetic material. What's not to love?
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 02, 2022 03:15 PM (wmDcS)

Or maybe just Nanook Inuit's clubbing baby seals, but I am not going to be judgmental - I think Donny Lemmon-boy there should definitely take up residence and start chowing down on that baby fermented shark shit....

Posted by: Boswell at February 02, 2022 03:19 PM (5iUNf)

545 Is the wrestler still around?
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 02, 2022 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)

He was kinda cute.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 03:19 PM (Ez6QX)

546 If they need a new Goldberg for "The View", I nominate Jonah!

I guess if they want to make sure the average testosterone levels go down

Posted by: 18-1 at February 02, 2022 03:19 PM (ESjRY)

547 very dear friend of mine, who must remain anonymous, has a small but memorable part in "Tombstone."

And he's one of us.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2022 02:43 PM (s2VJv)

Now I have to watch it and guess.

Posted by: LASue at February 02, 2022 03:19 PM (Ed8Zd)

548 Much as it's great to have these people hoisted on their own petards, their lives are a blip in the universe. Their antics are drowning out and cheapening Holocaust remembrance.

Posted by: m at February 02, 2022 03:19 PM (OyZ4J)

549 Her first name comes from her early stage days when she couldn't control some gaseous emissions and someone said she sounded like a whoopee cushion.
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I did not need to know that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 02, 2022 03:20 PM (KzNJ6)

550 If they need a new Goldberg for "The View", I nominate Jonah!
Posted by: Germanicus3 at February 02, 2022 03:18 PM (kB491)

Too Effiminate

Posted by: rd at February 02, 2022 03:20 PM (Z32m1)

551
"They were joined at the hip," Couric continued.

...

Ace adds: Both hips joined, and then unjoined, intermittently, in a back and forth sort of way, and sometimes both hips facing in the same direction.

Oh Ace!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 03:20 PM (3rEjV)

552 I thought the worst thing Bourdain ever ate was warthog ass that had sand all over it, in Southern Africa somewhere, maybe Botswana?
Posted by: JuJuBee at February 02, 2022 03:15 PM (mNhhD)

I think that was that fat bald headed fuck who likes to eat bugs, not Tony Bourdain.

Zimmerman?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 02, 2022 03:21 PM (lOuKL)

553 One horse fell down in the trailer but that was it.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 02, 2022 03:18 PM (54Q5w)

That was IT?? Easy for you to say

Posted by: The Horse That Fell Down and Had to Be Destroyed at February 02, 2022 03:21 PM (mR6Gs)

554 Much as it's great to have these people hoisted on their own petards

You're gonna need more than a petard to hoist Whoopie.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 02, 2022 03:21 PM (3YVs3)

555 And he's one of us.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2022 02:43 PM (s2VJv)

Now I have to watch it and guess.

Posted by: LASue at February 02, 2022 03:19 PM (Ed8Zd)

True Fact: Ace was feral boy in The Road Warrior.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 02, 2022 03:22 PM (SH2Zi)

556 >>>Peak stupid is like the end of the universe. Theoretically it may exist, but were never going to be able to observe it.

Posted by: Bete at February 02, 2022 03:15 PM (F9322)

Peak stupid is being the devil, thinking you can overthrow God, having the ending scripted for you and still trying.

Pretty much describes commies, too.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at February 02, 2022 03:22 PM (QYPq3)

557
It was Consensual!
After they were divorced!

Yeah, right.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 03:22 PM (3rEjV)

558 Oops. I think the correct spelling is "whoopee."

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 02, 2022 03:22 PM (jYQlA)

559 554 Much as it's great to have these people hoisted on their own petards

You're gonna need more than a petard to hoist Whoopie.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 02, 2022 03:21 PM (3YVs3)

There's a lot to be said for petard strength, but there are limits.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 02, 2022 03:22 PM (6FeV1)

560 You got a two week paid vacation. I'd call it a win and move on.

Posted by: InCali at February 02, 2022 03:22 PM (tETNM)

561 Got things to do outside but down again, should never stop

Posted by: Skip at February 02, 2022 03:22 PM (2JoB8)

562 Both hips joined, and then unjoined, intermittently, in a back and forth sort of way, and sometimes both hips facing in the same direction.

Thanks for this disturbing image, Ace!

Posted by: NAB at February 02, 2022 03:22 PM (3sHsl)

563 The Punxsutawney Phil died yesterday.
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 02, 2022 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)

He was getting old. We gave him the same cocktail of drugs we give F. Joe Biden before every press conference.

Posted by: Ron Klain at February 02, 2022 03:22 PM (Z32m1)

564 I think that was that fat bald headed fuck who likes to eat bugs, not Tony Bourdain.

Zimmerman?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy

Zimmerman? Bobby Zimmerman?

Yeah, he can't sing, either.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at February 02, 2022 03:22 PM (vcOmj)

565
He was kinda cute.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 03:19 PM (Ez6QX)

He did a few episodes of NCIS: LA a while back. I'm sure he's not got much going on.

Him on The View would be entertaining. There'd always be the threat of getting hit with a folding chair.

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 02, 2022 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

566 I would give them a chance, if they clean out the deadwood, and move closer to their Reform roots, and choose a good solid conservative leader.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 02, 2022 03:17 PM (P3gRi)

If, and, and.
So you're saying no then.

Posted by: Ibrim Kendi X-crement at February 02, 2022 03:23 PM (MFphb)

567 And another thing about Truedope calling striking truckers racist, sexist, homophobic and transphobic, is that by the nature of their work I think truckers tend to be more conservative-at least the ones who have been in my congregations have been-However, even the ones who lean left are not going to think well of their party leader who calls them names without any evidence and as a way to demonize all of them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2022 03:23 PM (dprVF)

568

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 02, 2022 03:23 PM (MFphb)

569 You're gonna need more than a petard to hoist Whoopie.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 02, 2022 03:21 PM (3YVs3)
--------------

Two petards. Maybe three.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 02, 2022 03:23 PM (KzNJ6)

570 These egotistical, overpaid, and bloated toads have been so used to getting away with their bullshit for so long they are now "livid" and dare I say outraged at anyone pointing out how morally compromised and ignorant they truly are.

Quit Goldberg. A very small amount of people will ever miss you unless you include moms passed out on their couch during the day while little Johnny and Mary are at school.

Posted by: Cheri at February 02, 2022 03:23 PM (oiNtH)

571 >>>It's full of blonde, nordic girls looking for non-related genetic material. What's not to love?
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 02, 2022 03:15 PM (wmDcS)

======

Was watching a YT channel of couple visiting Iceland. The local told them they all have an app on their phone, that when you tap your phone to another's it will tell you if you are related. Used when trying to find someone to hook up with at the bar.

Posted by: Turn two at February 02, 2022 03:23 PM (EPRp+)

572 It was Consensual!

Dees what Arnoldo say!

Posted by: Consuela the housekeeper at February 02, 2022 03:24 PM (QzkSJ)

573 True Fact: Ace was feral boy in The Road Warrior.

I rate this as plausible

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 03:24 PM (KZzsI)

574 He was kinda cute.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 03:19 PM (Ez6QX)

You're just saying that because Mr. Jordan61 kinda looks like him a little.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 02, 2022 03:24 PM (P4LRL)

575 that when you tap your phone to another's it will tell you if you are related. Used when trying to find someone to hook up with at the bar.

That's hot. Sure I've got some half siblings I haven't "met" yet.

Posted by: Angelina Jolie at February 02, 2022 03:24 PM (ESjRY)

576
Remember when Mark Harmon was supposed to be the next Kevin Costner?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 03:24 PM (3rEjV)

577 54 No. LIVID is just her weight in Roman Numerals.

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 02:23 PM (ijga9)

50+1+5+1+500 =557

sounds about right
Posted by: kallisto at February 02, 2022 02:28 PM (DJFLF)

Or if I'm being pedantic:

54 (LIV) +499 (ID) = 553

Posted by: m at February 02, 2022 03:24 PM (OyZ4J)

578 True Fact: Ace was feral boy in The Road Warrior.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 02, 2022 03:22 PM (SH2Zi)

That was the lowercase 'a' ace - the upper case A Ace was the guy on that got hit in the head with the boomerang thrown by the...um...lowercase ace...

Posted by: Boswell at February 02, 2022 03:25 PM (5iUNf)

579 >>very dear friend of mine, who must remain anonymous, has a small but memorable part in "Tombstone."

And he's one of us.

It's Jason Priestly, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 02, 2022 03:26 PM (URNdm)

580 very dear friend of mine, who must remain anonymous, has a small but memorable part in "Tombstone."

And he's one of us.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2022 02:43 PM (s2VJv)

Now I have to watch it and guess.
Posted by: LASue at February 02, 2022 03:19 PM (Ed8Zd)

Well, bye.
That's short and memorable

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 02, 2022 03:26 PM (MFphb)

581 I had a mitsubishi starion back in the late 80's. You did NOT leave the driveway with so much as an inch of snow on the ground. I'm not talking about a choice here either. You slowly release the clutch and it would go sideways in the driveway. In the frigging driveway. Forget ice.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 03:19 PM (VwHCD)

Those were ballsy imports. Starion has become quite the collector's item, saw one at Barrett Jackson

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 02, 2022 03:26 PM (CjHGv)

582 whoopie doesn't have a shadow, she has a solar eclipse.

Posted by: cya4+1 at February 02, 2022 03:26 PM (2Lh/H)

583 Remember when Mark Harmon was supposed to be the next Kevin Costner?

According to some burnt out angry ex NCIS actors who can't get work anywhere else, he was a massive jerk and over controlling on the set. Maybe its true.

I could never figure out his career arc, the guy was a good actor and good looking and just kind of vanished for like 20 years.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 03:26 PM (KZzsI)

584 Remember when Mark Harmon was supposed to be the next Kevin Costner?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tale

Well, the first Kevin Costner was just about enough.

Did you know he played a Postman in a movie? That kind makes him John Kasich's like....half brother or something.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at February 02, 2022 03:27 PM (vcOmj)

585 How much time can we discuss Whoopi?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 02, 2022 03:27 PM (sVfvf)

586 >>>Remember when Mark Harmon was supposed to be the next Kevin Costner?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 03:24 PM (3rEjV)

Mark did himself no favors by playing Ted Bundy... convincingly.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at February 02, 2022 03:27 PM (QYPq3)

587 You're just saying that because Mr. Jordan61 kinda looks like him a little.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 02, 2022 03:24 PM (P4LRL)

Well now I have to get him to shave his head...

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 03:27 PM (Ez6QX)

588 You're gonna need more than a petard to hoist Whoopie.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 02, 2022 03:21 PM (3YVs3)
--------------

Two petards. Maybe three.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 02, 2022 03:23 PM

One Petard to rule them all.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 02, 2022 03:27 PM (a3Q+t)

589 whoopie doesn't have a shadow, she has a solar eclipse.
Posted by: cya4+1

SHE'S A PLANET!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at February 02, 2022 03:28 PM (vcOmj)

590 Mark did himself no favors by playing Ted Bundy... convincingly.

Well, not everyone can play Al.

Posted by: Ed O'Neill at February 02, 2022 03:28 PM (ESjRY)

591 if that husband didn't have his own sidepiece, he is Cuck of The Century

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at February 02, 2022 03:28 PM (L9Ewk)

592 Now I have to watch it and guess.
Posted by: LASue at February 02, 2022 03:19 PM (Ed8Zd)

Well, bye.
That's short and memorable
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 02, 2022 03:26 PM (MFphb)

alexthechick is short and memorable.

Mystery solved.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 02, 2022 03:28 PM (P4LRL)

593 Mark did himself no favors by playing Ted Bundy... convincingly.

Yeah I think he was way too good in that role, which is sad. I always liked him and was glad to see him get the NCIS job, which I thought he did well. Too bad the show got so lousy so suddenly, then limped along another decade or so.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 03:28 PM (KZzsI)

594 What the $&£!, Ace? Toads would never stoop to working on The View!

Posted by: A toad at February 02, 2022 03:28 PM (k5EHX)

595 whoopie doesn't have a shadow, she has a solar eclipse.
Posted by: cya4+1 at February 02, 2022 03:26 PM (2Lh/H)

Insert Whoopsi here:

https://youtu.be/MFcT4Hsx7VQ

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 02, 2022 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

596 Quit Goldberg. A very small amount of people will ever miss you unless you include moms passed out on their couch during the day while little Johnny and Mary are at school in the next room because the teachers refuse to return to class.
Posted by: Cheri at February 02, 2022 03:23 PM (oiNtH)

fify

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 02, 2022 03:29 PM (MFphb)

597 Mark did himself no favors by playing Ted Bundy... convincingly.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at February 02, 2022 03:27 PM (QYPq3)

Yeah, but Al Bundy would have been a career saver. No one quotes Ted Bundy.

Posted by: Boswell at February 02, 2022 03:29 PM (5iUNf)

598 "The absolute balls on this witch-faced man-in-drag."
But with very nice tits...

Anyone but me think it hilarious that Cathy Johnson (or whatever Whoopie's real name is), chose a Jewish last name for her Hollywood career? I mean, it's almost like she was pandering for preferential treatment or something.

Posted by: Gunslinger at February 02, 2022 03:29 PM (R2gO3)

599 Fun fact: Jim Lovell wanted Kevin Costner to play him in Apollo 13

Posted by: DB at February 02, 2022 03:29 PM (geLO8)

600 Thought for the day.

Dr. Ricardo (Pro-Representative Republic) Harambe
@Richard_Harambe
Toobin got off too easy

-
I had no idea he had a problem with premature ejaculation.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 02, 2022 03:30 PM (FVME7)

601 Can Whoopie please run CNN? I'd watch.

Posted by: Never underestimate Joe's ability at February 02, 2022 03:30 PM (e/gaB)

602 What??? No fucking way I could have hoisted that whale.

Posted by: Picard at February 02, 2022 03:30 PM (V7qW2)

603 >>Fun fact: Jim Lovell wanted Kevin Costner to play him in Apollo 13

Well, Costner's hot, so it makes sense. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at February 02, 2022 03:31 PM (URNdm)

604 583 Remember when Mark Harmon was supposed to be the next Kevin Costner?

According to some burnt out angry ex NCIS actors who can't get work anywhere else, he was a massive jerk and over controlling on the set. Maybe its true.

I could never figure out his career arc, the guy was a good actor and good looking and just kind of vanished for like 20 years.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 03:26 PM (KZzsI)

He was too believable in "Deliberate Stranger."

Posted by: m at February 02, 2022 03:31 PM (OyZ4J)

605 I often wonder if some nic is actually someone quite famous.

Posted by: Skip at February 02, 2022 03:31 PM (2JoB8)

606 I was a Camaro man for years. Few cars handled better on dry pavement, but the only one worse on ice was my VW beetle. Thing was unstoppable on snow and mud, impossible on ice as it was so tail heavy it continuously wanted to swap ends on ice.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 02, 2022 03:07 PM (o2MD2)

I had a mitsubishi starion back in the late 80's. You did NOT leave the driveway with so much as an inch of snow on the ground. I'm not talking about a choice here either. You slowly release the clutch and it would go sideways in the driveway. In the frigging driveway. Forget ice.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 03:19 PM (VwHCD)

Ice storm in Iowa. County road had a slight crown. I stopped and put it in Park in the center of the road 100 yards behind a car sideways in the road. Suddenly, the whole truck started sliding sideways. Did not stop until the driver's side wheels hit the gravel of the shoulder. I was sure I going to end up in the bottom of the ditch. It was that bad.

Posted by: rd at February 02, 2022 03:31 PM (Z32m1)

607
I forgot about Mark Harmon playing Ted Bundy.

Remember Ted Danson "playing" himself in that movie about molesting his own daughter??

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 03:32 PM (3rEjV)

608 Kevin must of had some plastic surgery. His face doesn't look quite right.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 02, 2022 03:32 PM (sVfvf)

609 Fun fact: Jim Lovell wanted Kevin Costner to play him in Apollo 13
Posted by: DB

Did you notice at the end of "Apollo 13" that the guy playing the captain of the carrier recovering the capsule WAS Jim Lovell?

Like Chuck Yeager playing a floor sweeper at Pancho's in a scene with Sam Sheppard playing Chuck Yeager, from "The Right Stuff".

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at February 02, 2022 03:32 PM (vcOmj)

610 >>>"Bill Kristol's dirty yet cloying sexts" are now in your head forever and you can't get them out.

>I haven't felt like this since Breitbart exposed Weiner.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 02, 2022 03:32 PM (6liew)

611 Costner is too old

Posted by: Skip at February 02, 2022 03:32 PM (2JoB8)

612 I often wonder if some nic is actually someone quite famous.
Posted by: Skip at February 02, 2022 03:31 PM (2JoB

Yes, We are.

Posted by: rd at February 02, 2022 03:33 PM (Z32m1)

613 It pisses me off that the right is always backed into corners. One guy waves a nazi flag in Ottawa, and the Canadian parliament forces a resolution to condemn the antisemitic nazi protest. The right is stuck, either try to explain a "no" vote because the nazi flag guy was obviously a plant and didn't represent the protest, or just take the easy way and say "yes" we condemn that one nazi guy.
Vote "no" and the press screams "Conservatives refuse to condemn nazi protestors!" Vote "yes" and the press says "Conservatives stand with a unanimous parliament to condemn the trucker protest!"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 02, 2022 03:33 PM (F4b8f)

614 You know what the funny thing about saying you "may quit"? It means you ain't quit and you ain't plan on quitting.

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 03:33 PM (V7qW2)

615 Got. To. Get. Moving

Posted by: Skip at February 02, 2022 03:33 PM (2JoB8)

616 Costner is too old
Posted by: Skip at February 02, 2022 03:32 PM (2JoB

Not back then. Movie was made in 1995.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Who Dis? at February 02, 2022 03:34 PM (x8Wzq)

617 Costner is too old
Posted by: Skip

Should he be euthanized now?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at February 02, 2022 03:34 PM (vcOmj)

618 I often wonder if some nic is actually someone quite famous.
Posted by: Skip

I'm Tom Selleck.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 02, 2022 03:34 PM (FVME7)

619 I am famous.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 02, 2022 03:34 PM (F4b8f)

620 Remember Ted Danson "playing" himself in that movie about molesting his own daughter??
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 03:32 PM (3rEjV)

And it ran as an after school special - sick shit.

Posted by: Boswell at February 02, 2022 03:35 PM (5iUNf)

621 . Did not stop until the driver's side wheels hit the gravel of the shoulder. I was sure I going to end up in the bottom of the ditch. It was that bad.
Posted by: rd at February 02, 2022 03:31 PM (Z32m1)

Gravel is your best friend in icy conditions.
So are roads properly crowned. You'd hate to drift across the center line with no way back on ice.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 02, 2022 03:35 PM (MFphb)

622 So is Ace involved with his marketing director this afternoon?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 02, 2022 03:35 PM (sVfvf)

623 rd among ourselves of course.

Posted by: Skip at February 02, 2022 03:35 PM (2JoB8)

624 As an ugly bloated 70 year old toad I protest!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 02, 2022 03:35 PM (63Dwl)

625 513 I thought the worst thing Bourdain ever ate was warthog ass that had sand all over it, in Southern Africa somewhere, maybe Botswana?

Posted by: JuJuBee at February 02, 2022 03:15 PM (mNhhD) \

Correct. It was "cooked" in an outdoor fire by Bushmen.

Posted by: Javems at February 02, 2022 03:35 PM (AmoqO)

626 One of the stories about an actor that really F'd up his career was McLean Stevenson. He thought that he should be the lead character with the best lines over Hawkeye. He left in a huff.

He admitted in later years that it was the biggest mistake that he ever made in his career. Ironically, his last episode where Henry Blake dies got huge ratings. When you lead with your ego it often ends badly.

Posted by: Cheri at February 02, 2022 03:36 PM (oiNtH)

627 >>>Ice storm in Iowa. County road had a slight crown. I stopped and put it in Park in the center of the road 100 yards behind a car sideways in the road. Suddenly, the whole truck started sliding sideways. Did not stop until the driver's side wheels hit the gravel of the shoulder. I was sure I going to end up in the bottom of the ditch. It was that bad.
Posted by: rd at February 02, 2022 03:31 PM (Z32m1)

======

https://youtu.be/yi_5G_rKKTE

Posted by: Turn two at February 02, 2022 03:36 PM (EPRp+)

628 David Smith
@SmithInAmerica
Psaki on national debt passing $30 trillion: "The president believes we need to have a sustainable and responsible fiscal policy."

-
I'm for that!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 02, 2022 03:36 PM (FVME7)

629 >>>I'm Tom Selleck.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 02, 2022 03:34 PM (FVME7)

Get your ass back to work.

Posted by: Salvatore Giordano at February 02, 2022 03:36 PM (QYPq3)

630 You're going to be shocked by this but two of our heroic front like nurses got busted for forging "Vaccination" cards and selling them.

To the tune of $1.5 million, if you believe the NY police, who tend to overestimate this stuff hilariously.

https://tinyurl.com/2p9fddtn

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 03:36 PM (KZzsI)

631 I often wonder if some nic is actually someone quite famous.

Posted by: Skip

--------

Kurt is AllahPundit.

Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 02, 2022 03:36 PM (2XyT4)

632 Driving on snow is no problem for me as long as I am not surrounded by idiots.

Ice, though, scares the shit out of me. Good thing we don't get much of that here.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Who Dis? at February 02, 2022 03:36 PM (x8Wzq)

633 Astronauts probably were 40s at most, more like 3ps being often fighter pilots still flying

Posted by: Skip at February 02, 2022 03:37 PM (2JoB8)

634 Bear Grylls drank Michelle Rodriguez's piss.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 02, 2022 03:37 PM (F4b8f)

635 Replace whopi goldberg with angela davis. Have any of you contributed to the robert lemay go fund me page? He was an anti vaxxer like you.

Posted by: raimondo at February 02, 2022 03:37 PM (Uz+Vr)

636 Which one of you is Karen Gillan? AFAF

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 03:37 PM (V7qW2)

637 >Did you notice at the end of "Apollo 13" that the guy playing the captain of the carrier recovering the capsule WAS Jim Lovell?

Like Chuck Yeager playing a floor sweeper at Pancho's in a scene with Sam Sheppard playing Chuck Yeager, from "The Right Stuff".

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.

oh yeah
I like spotting little things in movies like that

Posted by: DB at February 02, 2022 03:37 PM (geLO8)

638 I'm world famous in Poland.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with complete John Ford ranking at February 02, 2022 03:38 PM (LvTSG)

639 >>>Psaki on national debt passing $30 trillion: "The president believes we need to have a sustainable and responsible fiscal policy."

Yeah, those 300K jobs lost in Jan were just "unsustainable."

Posted by: Boswell at February 02, 2022 03:38 PM (5iUNf)

640 Looks like the Alberta government blinked.

https://www.rebelnews.com/tags/alberta_truckers

Posted by: Roland THTG at February 02, 2022 03:38 PM (j40lz)

641 607 Remember Ted Danson "playing" himself in that movie about molesting his own daughter??
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 03:32 PM (3rEjV)

I don't remember that.

Posted by: m at February 02, 2022 03:38 PM (OyZ4J)

642 If there's anyone famous around here it sure as hell ain't me.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 02, 2022 03:38 PM (II3Gr)

643 When you lead with your ego it often ends badly.
Posted by: Cheri at February 02, 2022 03:36 PM (oiNtH)

When you lead with your dick you get a busted nose.

Posted by: Hedwig at February 02, 2022 03:38 PM (MFphb)

644 If there's anyone famous around here it sure as hell ain't me.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 02, 2022 03:38 PM (II3Gr)

raimondo is Prime Minister of Canada.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 02, 2022 03:38 PM (P4LRL)

645 My old man was on the ship that picked up apollo 13. Iwo Jima.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 02, 2022 03:38 PM (F4b8f)

646 I often wonder if some nic is actually someone quite famous.

I am certain of it. I mean I'm a world-selling author but in the tune of like tens of books, so I cannot claim real fame.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 03:39 PM (KZzsI)

647 >>>Psaki on national debt passing $30 trillion: "The president believes we need to have a sustainable and responsible fiscal policy."

So who is going to tell him he f'ked up on both counts?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 02, 2022 03:39 PM (UuD2k)

648 I'm Cupid!

* TWANG *

Posted by: Cupid at February 02, 2022 03:39 PM (vrz2I)

649 Lovell thought Costner would be a better physical resemblance than Tom Hanks

Posted by: DB at February 02, 2022 03:39 PM (geLO8)

650 Riddle me this,
Ponder this ruse:
You can criticize anyone
Except the _________

Posted by: The Riddler at February 02, 2022 03:39 PM (HhaYz)

651 We get serious ice storms here. During a bad one it's scary as the tree limbs breaking sound like rifle shots going off all around. And of course the limbs, which may weigh in excess of 500 pounds, have to land somewhere.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 02, 2022 03:39 PM (o2MD2)

652 FJB was BSG.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 02, 2022 03:39 PM (F4b8f)

653 Whoopie is livid? How does that compare to being one of the 6 million dead Jews, exactly?

She needs a quick application of the clue bat, by which I mean a 2 x 10, since a 2 x 4 wouldn't hit hard enough to register through all that insulation.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 02, 2022 03:39 PM (okGHj)

654 >>>Which one of you is Karen Gillan? AFAF

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 03:37 PM (V7qW2)

I'm the Doctor (no matter what Cat Ass Trophy says)

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at February 02, 2022 03:39 PM (QYPq3)

655
Tom Hanks looks like howdyfuckingdoody.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 03:40 PM (3rEjV)

656 Kate Bolduan's Resting Bitch Face is impressive.

never seen her before, but that mug would chill a polar bear.

Posted by: Yikes - not with a 20 foot pole at February 02, 2022 03:40 PM (REqiV)

657 626 One of the stories about an actor that really F'd up his career was McLean Stevenson. He thought that he should be the lead character with the best lines over Hawkeye. He left in a huff.

He admitted in later years that it was the biggest mistake that he ever made in his career. Ironically, his last episode where Henry Blake dies got huge ratings. When you lead with your ego it often ends badly.

Posted by: Cheri at February 02, 2022 03:36 PM (oiNtH)

Great story. I did not know that.

Posted by: m at February 02, 2022 03:40 PM (OyZ4J)

658 except the moose

Posted by: cya4+1 at February 02, 2022 03:40 PM (2Lh/H)

659 "Bill Kristol's dirty yet cloying sexts" are now in your head forever and you can't get them out. That's for making me go back to the lower-case "a."
Posted by: Ace at 02:22 PM

And this, dear Horde, is why we can't have nice things.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 02, 2022 03:40 PM (hSThR)

660 652 FJB was BSG.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 02, 2022 03:39 PM (F4b8f)

Big Sucking Goon?
Bull Shit Grade?
Ball Sucking Goober?

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 02, 2022 03:40 PM (okGHj)

661 > I often wonder if some nic is actually someone quite famous.

Busted
I'm actually Larry Braverman

Posted by: DB at February 02, 2022 03:40 PM (geLO8)

662 Something About Amelia. The girl - Roxana Zal - got an emmy then kinda disappeared. I think she's a producer now.

I had to use dashes, to honor Bill Kristol

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 03:40 PM (KZzsI)

663 > I was a Camaro man for years.

I had an IROC Z-28, manual back in the mid - late 80's. I had it parked in a lot outside my first apartment one winter. Snowplow came through the lot and created a mound of snow and ice along the line of cars parked. I could not get that car over a 4 inch hump of ice and snow. No room to get a running start.

It sat there for 3 days until the snow melted.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 02, 2022 03:40 PM (BFigT)

664 I know I'm way late to this thread but Ace, how can we start a rumor that Trump is behind the purchase of CNN?

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at February 02, 2022 03:40 PM (sZ2f7)

665
raimondo is Prime Minister of Canada.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 02, 2022 03:38 PM (P4L

That would explain quite a lot.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 02, 2022 03:40 PM (II3Gr)

666 521 Yeah black ice is scary shit.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 03:02 PM (Ez6QX)

You see the racism inherent in the system?
I'm being oppressed!!

Key & Peele did a pretty funny bit about this.

Posted by: red speck at February 02, 2022 03:41 PM (gS3OW)

667 2 days ago in morning was doing 70 on clear highway, guy Flys by doing 80+ got couple hundred yards ahead and next is doing a 360 and snow flying everywhere. Lucky not many on road and passed him never seeing him again.

Posted by: Skip at February 02, 2022 03:41 PM (2JoB8)

668 >>>"Bill Kristol's dirty yet cloying sexts" are now in your head forever and you can't get them out.

>I haven't felt like this since Breitbart exposed Weiner.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 02, 2022 03:32 PM (6liew)

Wasn't it our very own ace/Ace that exposed Weiner over one magical weekend?

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 02, 2022 03:41 PM (4I/2K)

669 I've mingled with a lot of A , B and C list celebrities. Most of them surprisingly were very normal.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 02, 2022 03:41 PM (n3xLS)

670 banana split guy who was more than ten miles away

Posted by: nckate at February 02, 2022 03:41 PM (z5Nun)

671 657 626 One of the stories about an actor that really F'd up his career was McLean Stevenson. He thought that he should be the lead character with the best lines over Hawkeye. He left in a huff.

He admitted in later years that it was the biggest mistake that he ever made in his career. Ironically, his last episode where Henry Blake dies got huge ratings. When you lead with your ego it often ends badly.

Posted by: Cheri at February 02, 2022 03:36 PM (oiNtH)

Great story. I did not know that.
Posted by: m at February 02, 2022 03:40 PM (OyZ4J)

Considering how big a pill Alan Alda turned out to be, could you really say that Stevenson was wrong?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 02, 2022 03:41 PM (hSThR)

672 Posted by: Cheri at February 02, 2022 03:36 PM (oiNtH)

Always wondered why Stevenson left the show like that. Too bad, he was funny as hell.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Who Dis? at February 02, 2022 03:42 PM (x8Wzq)

673 626 One of the stories about an actor that really F'd up his career was McLean Stevenson. He thought that he should be the lead character with the best lines over Hawkeye. He left in a huff.

He admitted in later years that it was the biggest mistake that he ever made in his career. Ironically, his last episode where Henry Blake dies got huge ratings. When you lead with your ego it often ends badly.

Posted by: Cheri at February 02, 2022 03:36 PM (oiNtH)
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I'll never forget as a kid watching him on Johnny Carson whip out this joke. "Why do all those professional football players say 'Hi Mom" when the camera is on them? ...

Because if they said "Hi Dad' -- half the men in Detroit we're all jump up and cheer in celebration." Imagine him saying that today ...

Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 02, 2022 03:42 PM (2XyT4)

674 Israel to Scrap COVID Green Pass for Most Entertainment Venues From Sunday

I guess someone there remember the Gold Star program!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 02, 2022 03:42 PM (yrol0)

675 Gravel is your best friend in icy conditions.
So are roads properly crowned. You'd hate to drift across the center line with no way back on ice.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 02, 2022 03:35 PM (MFphb)

Once you get across the center line, it is damn hard to climb back up the crown to your side. You have to do it slowly, a little bit in a lot of road travelled. Only reason I was driving is we all had to be at work, and I had the only pick up, off road tires, and it was OLD and expendable. It was only 15 miles. I had done it in 12 minutes in good weather. Took us 1:10 that day.

Posted by: rd at February 02, 2022 03:42 PM (Z32m1)

676 "trying to find her jobs in places where there was simply no room for her"

So Tater tried to engineer her a co-host hag gig on THE VIEW? No room there physically for anyone.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 02, 2022 03:42 PM (nMx88)

677 My cats have been on the world famous pet thread. Does that count?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 02, 2022 03:42 PM (F4b8f)

678 631 I often wonder if some nic is actually someone quite famous.

Posted by: Skip

Kurt is AllahPundit.

Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 02, 2022 03:36 PM (2XyT4)

That... would actually make sense as he's been trolling his own (dwindling number of) readers for years.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 02, 2022 03:42 PM (DTX3h)

679 645 My old man was on the ship that picked up apollo 13. Iwo Jima.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 02, 2022 03:38 PM (F4b8f)

Yay, dad!

Posted by: m at February 02, 2022 03:42 PM (OyZ4J)

680 647 >>>Psaki on national debt passing $30 trillion: "The president believes we need to have a sustainable and responsible fiscal policy."

So who is going to tell him he f'ked up on both counts?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 02, 2022 03:39 PM (UuD2k)

I think that was more of an "I wish" statement than an "I'm going to do this" statement.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 02, 2022 03:42 PM (okGHj)

681 Remember Ted Danson "playing" himself in that movie about molesting his own daughter??
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 03:32 PM (3rEjV)

I do. Something About Amelia. Ending with the family getting counseling and working everything out.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 03:42 PM (Ez6QX)

682
What's this?

Fake Weather News is now fake-forecasting a huge ice storm for Texas....just in time for the Anniversary Of When Ted Cruz Went To Cancun??

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 03:42 PM (3rEjV)

683 It sat there for 3 days until the snow melted.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 02, 2022 03:40 PM (BFigT)

You measure your melts in days, not months?
Southerner.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 02, 2022 03:43 PM (MFphb)

684 Thought for the day.

Dr. Ricardo (Pro-Representative Republic) Harambe
@Richard_Harambe
Toobin got off too easy

Dr. Harambe also said that Toobin turned out to be the only person at CNN who kept his hands to himself.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 02, 2022 03:43 PM (ZGrMX)

685 >>>When you lead with your dick you get a busted nose.
Posted by: Hedwig at February 02, 2022 03:38 PM (MFphb)

Umm, speak for yourself.

Posted by: All the black dudes. at February 02, 2022 03:43 PM (jPtGI)

686 Straight up serious: CANNOT WAIT for Trump's take.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 02, 2022 03:43 PM (nMx88)

687 Hmm, Whoopi might quit The View and Zucker just quit CNN. Guess it only makes sense for Whoopi to take the Zucker job and Zucker to take Whoopi's spot on The View. Even Steven.

Posted by: Match Checksout at February 02, 2022 03:44 PM (dYe5S)

688 Looks like the Alberta government blinked.

https://www.rebelnews.com/tags/alberta_truckers
Posted by: Roland THTG at February 02, 2022 03:38 PM (j40lz)
++++
Good. I hope they did. If they did, then I hope the truckers close the borders elsewhere. It might precipitate an international incident if they do it in southern Ontaria on the border with Detroit because of the volume of commerce that goes through there, but I hope they do it anyway.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2022 03:44 PM (DU+/6)

689 *would all jump up

Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 02, 2022 03:44 PM (2XyT4)

690 Pappy Boyington was in one or two "Black Sheep" episodes, obviously not playing himself.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 02, 2022 03:44 PM (OTzUX)

691 Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 02, 2022 03:42 PM (2XyT4)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXiQtD5gcHU

Posted by: rd at February 02, 2022 03:44 PM (Z32m1)

692 Has anyone mentioned that Whoopi is really Caryn Johnson.

Literally a Karen.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 02, 2022 03:44 PM (llXky)

693 Jim Lovell was in late 30s when he went into space
Costner is in late 60s, older than me

Posted by: Skip at February 02, 2022 03:45 PM (2JoB8)

694 >>>Wasn't it our very own ace/Ace that exposed Weiner over one magical weekend?

>Easy now. Next thing you know, he'll get a big head and become ACE.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 02, 2022 03:45 PM (6liew)

695 634 Bear Grylls drank Michelle Rodriguez's piss.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 02, 2022 03:37 PM (F4b8f)

It's okay. He then rehydrated by giving himself an enema so his colon can directly absorb the water from another person's piss.

Posted by: Thrawn at February 02, 2022 03:45 PM (Rl7KJ)

696 >Always wondered why Stevenson left the show like that. Too bad, he was funny as hell.

he thought his acclaim as COL Blake would translate into movie roles

it did not

Posted by: DB at February 02, 2022 03:45 PM (geLO8)

697
Straight up serious: CANNOT WAIT for Trump's take.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat

He immediately made a video/statement. Called zucker a "pervert" and a "world-class sleazebag."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 03:45 PM (3rEjV)

698 FJB was BSG.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 02, 2022 03:39 PM (F4b8f)
++++
Battlestar Galactica?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2022 03:45 PM (DU+/6)

699 All threads eventually smell like the barrel....

Posted by: Well at February 02, 2022 03:45 PM (EQrXM)

700 Posted by: The Riddler at February 02, 2022 03:39 PM (HhaYz)

Muzzies and Trannies but I think you're going in a different direction.

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 03:46 PM (V7qW2)

701 Good. I hope they did. If they did, then I hope the truckers close the borders elsewhere. It might precipitate an international incident if they do it in southern Ontaria on the border with Detroit because of the volume of commerce that goes through there, but I hope they do it anyway.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2022 03:44 PM (DU+/6)
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The Conservative Canucks just bounced their Mitt Romney clone. Truckers making serious Gainzzz.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 02, 2022 03:46 PM (llXky)

702
Bear Grylls drank Michelle Rodriguez's piss.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

From the tap or...?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 03:46 PM (3rEjV)

703 677 My cats have been on the world famous pet thread. Does that count?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 02, 2022 03:42 PM (F4b8f)

I believe it's called the almost world-famous pet thread. Which might change things for you, there.

Posted by: m at February 02, 2022 03:46 PM (OyZ4J)

704 Jim Lovell was in late 30s when he went into space
Costner is in late 60s, older than me
Posted by: Skip at February 02, 2022 03:45 PM (2JoB8

Apollo 13 was made in the mid-90s. And Tom Hanks and Kevin Costner are the same age.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 03:46 PM (Ez6QX)

705 Mary Trump

Im removing my podcast from Spotify. I know its not a big deal but hope it will be part of a growing avalanche.

Yonder lies the barren field of fucks given!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 02, 2022 03:46 PM (yrol0)

706 Yo!

Posted by: Zombie Col Henry Blake at February 02, 2022 03:46 PM (oj/cK)

707 >>Jim Lovell was in late 30s when he went into space
Costner is in late 60s, older than me

Posted by: Skip

Costner was 40 when the movie came out

Posted by: DB at February 02, 2022 03:46 PM (geLO8)

708 697
Straight up serious: CANNOT WAIT for Trump's take.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat

He immediately made a video/statement. Called zucker a "pervert" and a "world-class sleazebag."
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 03:45 PM (3rEjV)

Thanks. Now to find a platform where it can be viewed...

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 02, 2022 03:47 PM (nMx88)

709 >>I had an IROC Z-28, manual back in the mid - late 80's. I had it parked in a lot outside my first apartment one winter. Snowplow came through the lot and created a mound of snow and ice along the line of cars parked. I could not get that car over a 4 inch hump of ice and snow. No room to get a running start.

>>It sat there for 3 days until the snow melted.

Ha. My mom had the exact same car back in the 80's. They lived at the top of a very gentle and not very high hill.

She was out doing some last minute shopping as a small storm was rolling in and couldn't get back up the hill cause of the 1/2 inch of snow on the ground.

Had to walk up the hill and leave the car at the bottom for a couple days until the snow melted. And then she traded the car.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2022 03:47 PM (ZLI7S)

710 Hmm, something's wrong here. I'm posting on an older thread and didn't immediately cause a NOOD.

*taps monitor*

Is this thing on?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 02, 2022 03:47 PM (llXky)

711 >All threads eventually smell like the barrel....

Posted by: Well

or whoopi goldberg, lately

Posted by: DB at February 02, 2022 03:47 PM (geLO8)

712 Hmm, something's wrong here. I'm posting on an older thread and didn't immediately cause a NOOD.

*taps monitor*

Is this thing on?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 02, 2022 03:47 PM (llXky)

Ace is punishing us today.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 03:48 PM (Ez6QX)

713 Who, check out this chyron from ABC announcing her suspension. They aren't playing:

https://tinyurl.com/3j37yzd9

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 02, 2022 03:48 PM (Cf/uA)

714 What none of the media/beltway jackasses are really willing to come out and say is that this sort of thing is not just totally common in their world - I mean really, it's common anywhere you have people, since people are, you know, people - but that they all can think of another dozen or two examples right now that they all know about, but will still act shocked over if they're ever exposed.

This is the sort of pedestrian version of the closed ranks that also cover for kiddie diddlers and rapists. Everybody knows what's going on, but they think they get special dispensation because they're Cloud People.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at February 02, 2022 03:48 PM (wsx8x)

715 Ace is punishing us today.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 03:48 PM (Ez6QX)
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Nope, the tapping jiggled something loose.

NOOD.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 02, 2022 03:49 PM (llXky)

716 >>>May Quit

No it's like someone threatening suicide for attention. Of course you're not going to do it, you have way too much vanity to do anything that drastic.

Posted by: mikethemoose at February 02, 2022 03:49 PM (T/vhV)

717 Nood bia den

Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2022 03:49 PM (uXonU)

718 nood

Posted by: m at February 02, 2022 03:49 PM (OyZ4J)

719 639 >>>Psaki on national debt passing $30 trillion: "The president believes we need to have a sustainable and responsible fiscal policy."

****

A month ago you cockholsters were fighting to raise the debt ceiling.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 02, 2022 03:49 PM (W3VUu)

720 I'm kind of a big deal.

Posted by: Steve Martin at February 02, 2022 03:50 PM (jYQlA)

721 Hilarious. Israel has been - disturbingly - among the most incompetent and science-free countries in this whole global self-inflicted disaster. Denmark belatedly joining neighbor Sweden in scrapping all the witch doctor "mitigation" crap. Norway followingly meekly and partially along. I think Finland's also saying "never mind".

Infection rates are/will be falling due to seasonal factors beyond anyone's control. Mortality/severe case rates are falling due to viral evolution - also beyond anyone's control.

Absolute, "duh"-level basic public health and epidemiology of course knew/predicted this, and did so in March 2020. An "experiment" in "mitigation" may have been understandable, given the panic. Once it was clear the experiment, unsurprisingly, failed (very early), no excuse to continue.

Now the witch doctors cling, bitterly, to "reduced severity of cases" (i.e., it's a prophylactic therapeutic, not a vaccine) - itself a claim that I think is dubious, since the analysis needed to make the assertion is beset by data issues.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 02, 2022 03:51 PM (OTzUX)

722 696 >Always wondered why Stevenson left the show like that. Too bad, he was funny as hell.

he thought his acclaim as COL Blake would translate into movie roles

it did not
Posted by: DB at February 02, 2022 03:45 PM (geLO

Did anyone else watch that sitcom he did after MASH? 'Hello Larry'. I did - I'm now humming the theme song to myself right now. The premiere episode wasn't awful.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 02, 2022 03:51 PM (hSThR)

723 Thingis, who would want to be with that Zucker guy? I mean, look at him! Even I, at my rather advanced age, would find that too repulsive.

Posted by: Alana at February 02, 2022 03:51 PM (7iVzU)

724 I once went to an afternoon matinee double feature of The Neverending Story and From Here To Eternity.

I didn't get home until well after suppertime.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 02, 2022 03:51 PM (m45I2)

725 >I had an IROC Z-28, manual back in the mid - late 80's. I had it parked in a lot outside my first apartment one winter. Snowplow came through the lot and created a mound of snow and ice along the line of cars parked. I could not get that car over a 4 inch hump of ice and snow. No room to get a running start.

--

krickey, I bought an M3 and drove around not knowing the difference between the all-season tires my earlier cars had gotten through life on and these "summer" tires that apparently couldn't go up an inch high incline in the ice.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at February 02, 2022 03:52 PM (ZZK0E)

726 Poor, poor Whoopie.

"Punished" with a bonus 2 weeks' paid vacay.

Posted by: JQ at February 02, 2022 03:52 PM (dB4Iz)

727 Tater's thinking ahead. He's getting fired any day now, so he'll need to follow Zucker wherever he goes.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 02, 2022 03:54 PM (wp7uW)

728 Always wondered why Stevenson left the show like that. Too bad, he was funny as hell.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

He was hilarious and the older episodes are my favorites along with Frank and Trapper.

Posted by: Cheri at February 02, 2022 03:54 PM (oiNtH)

729 Posted by: The Riddler at February 02, 2022 03:39 PM (HhaYz)

Looks like a StormFag at 650

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 02, 2022 03:56 PM (P3gRi)

730 She going to get a job as a mop. A dirty mop but still a mop.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at February 02, 2022 04:11 PM (8Wb+m)

731 Didn't Roseanne lose her entire TV show, to the point of them removing the name, for less than 140 characters?

Whoopsi doubled down, and she's still getting paid.

And aren't both handled by ABC?

Posted by: Another Anon at February 02, 2022 04:15 PM (qcz15)

732 Move to a safe distance immediately.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 02, 2022 02:30 PM (3YVs3)

What's that? Like Andromeda?

Posted by: jakee308 at February 02, 2022 04:21 PM (2O6rz)

733 Upon first reading her tweet, I thought "Gollust" was a nickname Megyn Kelly made up for Stelter.

Posted by: aughra at February 02, 2022 04:22 PM (qwTxQ)

734 "Witch-Featured Drag Performer Mika Brzezinsky" - hell, I remember when her FATHER was cool!

Posted by: Surellin at February 02, 2022 04:45 PM (zDW9B)

735 Whoopi Goldberg: Jews are white.
Everyone else: JEWS AREN'T WHITE!

Huh. The things you learn.

Posted by: rold at February 02, 2022 04:45 PM (Ka1gV)

736 Okay, she went on Colbert. I don't watch any of the late night talk shows but I did break down and watch your post yesterday. Nowhere have I heard her say the words "I'm Sorry." So when did she actually apologize?

Posted by: Bill R. at February 02, 2022 05:04 PM (wzzJf)

737 Brian Stelter went to Burger King. They refused to do it his way.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at February 02, 2022 05:49 PM (fBtlL)

738 Brian Stelter was such an ugly kid...When he played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering him up.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at February 02, 2022 05:49 PM (fBtlL)

739 If I were in charge of CNN, I would see this as the perfect time to clean house. Ditch all the dead wood. Hire some professional journalists, and at least pretend to do Journalism for a while. And make it clear - if you are not pulling the ratings, you're gone, no ifs, ands, or buts.

Posted by: Inspector kemp at February 02, 2022 06:23 PM (nkp5d)

740 Well, that's Rule Number One, isn't it? Never discipline an employee in public.

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LOL: Whoopi Says She's "Humiliated," May Quit
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