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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (2/1/22)

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The Quotes of The Day

Quote I

“That’s why it’s so important that we stop defining ‘womanhood’ in terms of ‘motherhood,’ because it’s a false equivalency that all women can become mothers, that all mothers carry their children, or that all people who carry children are mothers.” Los Angeles resident Bennett Kaspar-Williams

Just another mentally ill person making an ONT appearance.


Quote II

“Folks, the surface above treeline is wind-scoured chicken heads, dinner plates and hard frozen sun cups. It is not skiable, not hike-able and extremely dangerous,” Portland Mountain Rescue


Quote III

The American people, taking one with another, constitute the most timorous, sniveling, poltroonish, ignominious mob of serfs and goose-steppers ever gathered under one flag in Christendom since the end of the Middle Ages. H. L. Mencken

(H/T Isophorone Blog)

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I guess being platformed on iTunes with Apple's support of Communist China is a good thing for these American hating lefties. More Spotify departures.


The artist departures from Spotify related to Joe Rogan’s controversial comments about COVID-19 continue to roll in after Neil Young led the charge, and after Spotify addressed the issue and Rogan issued an apology. The latest performers to ask the streaming service to remove their catalogs? Graham Nash and India Arie.

Nash issued a statement on Tuesday announcing his support of his former bandmate Young and taking the streamer to task for continuing to enable Rogan.


I think we learned from Andrew Breitbart and President Trump to name a few, don't back down and don't apologize to the Cancel Culture Crowd.

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The NFL faces one more legal challenge.

Former Miami Dolphins head coach Brian Flores filed a class-action lawsuit against the team, NFL, and New York Giants for alleged racial discrimination on Tuesday.

"In making the decision to file the class action complaint today, I understand that I may be risking coaching the game that I love and that has done so much for my family and me," Flores said in a statement. "My sincere hope is that by standing up against systematic racism in the NFL, others will join me to ensure that positive change is made for generations to come."

First of all, the Rooney Rule (African-Americans have to be interviewed for head-coaching positions) is Bullshit. Secondly, if I were the owner of an NFL team I could care less if the coach is white, brown, black, yellow or green. I want a winner. Period. Speaking of Flores' record, Regular season: 24-25 (.490) that's not a winner. That's not even a break even record.


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Some of you may wonder why this isn't the Ace of Spades Pet Thread. Because it isn't. Unless you truly require a 'service dog' there is no excuse for bringing a dog inside a retail store.

A dog urinated in the middle of an aisle at a busy Trader Joe’s went viral on TikTok, with many commenters criticizing the woman for bringing her pet into a grocery store.

‘Mole Man’ on TikTok, posted footage of him walking around the beloved chain grocery store. Upon spotting a dog whose leash was tied up to the handle on a shopping cart, Mole Man and other onlookers noticed the dog was standing alongside a puddle of its urine.

The mess was quickly spotted by an employee who called out: ‘Is this anybody’s dog?’ as she pointed to the shopping cart the dog was tied to.

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American Thinker writer Steve McCann is a much kinder man than I. Fuck Europe.

Since 1916 and the First World War, United States foreign policy has been dominated by Eurocentrism. Following the Second World War, America has been the military protector of Western Europe for 73 years through the North Atlantic Treaty Organization or NATO.

Now the time has come to disband NATO and tell the countries of Europe, in particular Germany, that they are on their own, as this nation must focus on its ever-growing domestic problems and the global threat of Communist China.

The United States should have begun the process of severing military commitments with Europe after the collapse of the Soviet Union in 1991. After all, protecting Europe and thus the United States against Soviet aggression was the primary purpose of NATO. But an irrational fear of a non-existent nation and its former satellites still persists and has been conferred on its much smaller and less formidable successor, Russia. Together with the compulsive need to defend a prosperous continent these two pillars still form the basis of American military planning and international policy.

The divorce process should have been accelerated in 1993 when the anti-democratic European Union comprising 27 European countries and unified economic, social, and security policies came into being. The combined population of these nations is 33% larger and their overall annual Gross National Product is second only to the United States. Since 1993 Europe has been more than capable of defending itself


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Whatever happened to sitting in the corner staring at your shoes and eating munchies?

A man in Thailand’s bong session went disastrously wrong, according to his doctors. In a new case report, they describe how he “completely amputated his penis” using scissors, apparently due to a rare episode of cannabis-induced psychosis. Though the man’s delusional symptoms faded after being admitted to the hospital and his injuries were treated, doctors weren’t able to reattach the lost appendage.

The bizarre injury was detailed in a paper published over the weekend in the Journal of Medical Case Reports by doctors from Chiang Mai University in Thailand.

The 23-year-old man had reportedly been a regular cannabis user for the past two years but had stopped for the preceding three months. He then got back into his habit by smoking two bongs of cannabis, equivalent to two grams worth, according to the paper. Two hours later, he began to experience an unwanted erection, along with a severe and persistent sharp pain in his penis; he also reported that his glans (the tip of the penis) looked “distorted” to him. In an attempt to stop the pain, he decided to grab a pair of scissors and to “trim the penile skin several times.” Eventually, he severed his penis clean off, leaving behind an inch-long stump.


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Good old Windows.

Windows computers need at least eight hours of online time to obtain and install the latest operating system updates successfully. This information comes via a post on the Microsoft IT Pro Blog by David Guyer, program manager for Windows Updates in Endpoint Manager at Microsoft.


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Remember seeing "Resist" bumper stickers? You don't need a bumper sticker to "Resist"

Canadian police seeking assistance of tow truck companies in the removal of trucks participating in the blockade of the Canada-U.S. border are coming up short due to the company’s refusal to assist in dismantling the protest.

As detailed by Rebel News, truckers have blockaded the roads in southern Alberta to protest the federal government’s COVID-19 restrictions and mandates.

According to local towing companies that spoke with the Western Standard, police have placed requests since Sunday for them to assist the RCMP in the removal of trucks and other vehicles participating in the protest. The companies said that they would not be doing so.

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The ONT Musical Interlude


Born on this day: 1 Feb 1937
Ray Sawyer, singer, songwriter with American rock band Dr Hook who had the 1970s hits 'The Cover of Rolling Stone', 'A Little Bit More', 'When You're in Love with a Beautiful Woman' and 'Sylvia's Mother'. Sawyer died on 31 December 2018 aged 81. via thisdayinmusic.com

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1 Feb 1950
Mike Campbell, guitarist with Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers who had the 1977 single 'American Girl', the 1989 UK No.28 single 'I Won't Back Down', and the 1991 UK No.3 album 'Into The Great Wide Open'. Campbell has also worked with Bob Dylan, Johnny Cash, Fleetwood Mac, Roger McGuinn, Tracy Chapman, Warren Zevon, George Harrison and Stevie Nicks. via thisdayinmusic.com


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WTF made this guy think this would work? Genius Award Winner.

SEYMOUR, Conn. (WTNH) – The Seymour Fire Department put out a fire on Walnut St. on Saturday night that was caused by the homeowner attempting to melt snow with a garden-torch, responders say.

At 5:37 p.m., the Seymour Fire Department was dispatched for the reported structure fire.

Upon arriving, dispatch quickly discovered the cause: a garden-torch.

The homeowner attempted to melt the snow from this weekend’s nor’easter with a garden-torch and accidentally set the siding on fire. Flames were also found in an exterior wall. The fire was swiftly knocked down before they were able to enter the house again.


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A little crumb crucher gets his own skating rink. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

A Wyoming boy had his wish granted Friday afternoon after being surprised with a celebration — and a backyard ice skating rink.

7-year-old Keegan was diagnosed with acute lymphoblastic leukemia in November 2018. He is expected to complete his treatment with Helen DeVos Children's Hospital in April of this year.


Keegan's mother, Raeann Elliott, said his symptoms began like a normal illness.

"It was a fever and an ear infection. But antibiotics weren't helping," she said.

Keegan was taken to the pediatrician after three days of not feeling well, and was then taken to the Emergency Room to be evaluated.

"Essentially the ER doc that walked in knew something was wrong," Elliott said. "And we knew within three hours, four hours that it was leukemia."

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by the phrase, "Good enough for government work".

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Comments

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1 ONT!
Thank you Mis Hum

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 01, 2022 09:31 PM (tHtan)

2 Early ONT! Wheeee!

Posted by: Emmie is unacceptable, eh at February 01, 2022 09:31 PM (6RgRK)

3 Early, but not early enough.

Posted by: Half Dozen at February 01, 2022 09:31 PM (Xp4mY)

4 Nooded.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 01, 2022 09:31 PM (tHtan)

5 1 ONT!
Thank you Mis Hum
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 01, 2022 09:31 PM (tHtan)


You're welcome, I feel like crap. Enjoy the early ont

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 01, 2022 09:32 PM (aA3+G)

6 I want that pier!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 09:33 PM (hOUT3)

7 Wow. That's pretty early. Better check your wristwatch, MisHum. It might be fast.

Posted by: mindful webworker - glad I checked at February 01, 2022 09:34 PM (WnooC)

8 Early nood is the best nood

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2022 09:34 PM (LKTKP)

9 Ahead of schedule.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 01, 2022 09:34 PM (3YVs3)

10 Short pier.

Posted by: t-bird at February 01, 2022 09:34 PM (l0Lgi)

11 6 I want that pier!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 09:33 PM (hOUT3)

I thought that was your Conor's pier.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 01, 2022 09:34 PM (aA3+G)

12 Great ONT as usual.
Those highway line painters look like fine upstanding government contractors!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 09:35 PM (hOUT3)

13 As I put in another thread -

Flores lost 7 games in a row this year, and won 7 games in a row this year, then lost the game that might have got a playoff shot for the Dolphins, to be thrashed by Kansas City.

Miami will probably chase the latest big name and lose more than they win, as is traditional.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 01, 2022 09:35 PM (eoQWY)

14 I thought that was Conor's pier.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 01, 2022 09:34 PM (aA3+G)


Dammit, don't give him ideas!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 09:35 PM (hOUT3)

15 "The American people, taking one with another, constitute the most timorous, sniveling, poltroonish, ignominious mob of serfs and goose-steppers ever gathered under one flag in Christendom since the end of the Middle Ages."

He hadn't seen anything yet.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 01, 2022 09:35 PM (II3Gr)

16 A premature ONT!

It's nothing to be ashamed of. It happens to everyone now and then.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 01, 2022 09:36 PM (mD/uy)

17 If "woman" defies definition then why doesn't "mother" as well? Who decides what a mother is?

Posted by: 29Victor at February 01, 2022 09:36 PM (BJKQV)

18 Early nood is the best nood
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2022 09:34 PM (LKTKP)


There's no nood like an early nood!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 09:36 PM (hOUT3)

19 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by the phrase, "Good enough for government work".

Hey, you try paintin' those lines straight during an earthquake.

Posted by: the government worker at February 01, 2022 09:37 PM (P1f+c)

20 Yay, slightly early ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 01, 2022 09:37 PM (SchxB)

21 Crystal Meth Persuasion - had to quit watching the mixed-message video. Did remind me of the hilarious Dragnet episode with Howard Hesseman zmdavid linked to the other day.
https://youtu.be/-lfcD_C1pb8

Posted by: mindful webworker - peas and goud neighberhood crystal pole dancer at February 01, 2022 09:37 PM (WnooC)

22 17 If "woman" defies definition then why doesn't "mother" as well? Who decides what a mother is?
Posted by: 29Victor at February 01, 2022 09:36 PM (BJKQV)

Each birthing person decides for xim/xerself, you hater.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 01, 2022 09:37 PM (II3Gr)

23 Wife just finished singing along with the 'pic song'.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 01, 2022 09:37 PM (tHtan)

24 Please no more death. Please God. My niece went home tonight and found her dad dead on the floor. Only happened about an hour ago. He was my SIL's second husband but we all adored him and he was very dear to us. I'm devastated.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 01, 2022 09:38 PM (nxdel)

25 Wouldn't you know. I'm surprised by an early ONT, I read through the content, and find an empty comment section. Refresh, and not empty anymore. Not that I really care about firsts. No, I wouldn't want that distinction. Nope. Nope.

Posted by: davidt at February 01, 2022 09:38 PM (En9FD)

26 Hannity is such a f***ing clown.

I'm done, I can't...

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 01, 2022 09:38 PM (PducE)

27 Short pier.
Posted by: t-bird


Perfect for long walks.

Posted by: mikeski at February 01, 2022 09:38 PM (P1f+c)

28
SMASH

Posted by: Braenyard at February 01, 2022 09:38 PM (jg5Rp)

29 Tommy James had quite a few moar hits -- I liked Dragging The Line AND Crimson And Clover.

Dude's still performing, per utube.

Evening, y'all.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 01, 2022 09:39 PM (F0YaR)

30 What is with ONTs and dick-lopping stories lately?!?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 01, 2022 09:39 PM (3YVs3)

31 Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 01, 2022 09:38 PM (nxdel)

My God, I'm so sorry. What the hell is going on anymore?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 01, 2022 09:39 PM (II3Gr)

32 Please no more death. Please God. My niece went home tonight and found her dad dead on the floor. Only happened about an hour ago. He was my SIL's second husband but we all adored him and he was very dear to us. I'm devastated.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 01, 2022 09:38 PM (nxdel)

I'm sorry for your and your families losses. Prayers up for you Jewells

Posted by: Oldcat at February 01, 2022 09:39 PM (eoQWY)

33 It's not fair to single out Spotify.

CANCEL THE INTERNET!

Posted by: mindful webworker - ban all means of communication! at February 01, 2022 09:40 PM (WnooC)

34 {{{Jewells}}}

Prayers for all of you.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 01, 2022 09:40 PM (tHtan)

35 Jeez, Jewels, So Sorry.

Posted by: davidt at February 01, 2022 09:40 PM (En9FD)

36 Mis Hum, not often do I make an ONT until o'dark thirty the next morning but I so Thank You for all of your hard work.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 01, 2022 09:40 PM (ctIE/)

37 You're welcome, I feel like crap. Enjoy the early ont
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 01, 2022 09:32 PM (aA3+G)


Sorry to hear that, MisHum. Hope you feel better soon!

Posted by: Emmie is unacceptable, eh at February 01, 2022 09:40 PM (6RgRK)

38

Mmmmmmmmmmm, wind-scoured chicken heads!

Posted by: Homer Simpson at February 01, 2022 09:41 PM (63Dwl)

39 The homeowner attempted to melt the snow from this weekend's nor'easter with a garden-torch and accidentally set the siding on fire. Flames were also found in an exterior wall. The fire was swiftly knocked down before they were able to enter the house again.

Always point the torch away from the house. How hard is this to remember?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 01, 2022 09:42 PM (SchxB)

40 I'm pretty tired of these faux outrage stories that keep running about how some women keep getting denied entry here or there, or kicked off the plane because of revealing clothing.

The whole, I was just too hot for them and it's not fair! pouty lip BS is pretty transparent.

My theory is these thots pay for the articles run on them as a way to get likes or exposure in hopes they become famous or something.

Every article is the same. Disney kicked me out because my big boobs were in a revealing top, blah blah. Then the article has her Instagram duck lips crap pasted all over it.

Fake news!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2022 09:42 PM (LKTKP)

41 Jewells, so sorry about your brother in law. Prayers!

Posted by: MammaB at February 01, 2022 09:43 PM (+2rRU)

42 flores' name was bandied about for the vikings' hc, glad they dodged that bullet, looks like they're getting harbaugh, much better

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at February 01, 2022 09:43 PM (En9FD)

43 Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 01, 2022 09:38 PM (nxdel)

Ohhhhh I'm so sorry Jewells.

Posted by: ... at February 01, 2022 09:43 PM (dscaa)

44 Posted by: Ben Had at February 01, 2022 09:40 PM (ctIE/)

Posted by: Emmie is unacceptable, eh at February 01, 2022 09:40 PM (6RgRK)

Thank you.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 01, 2022 09:43 PM (aA3+G)

45 "The American people, taking one with another, constitute the most timorous, sniveling, poltroonish, ignominious mob of serfs and goose-steppers ever gathered under one flag in Christendom since the end of the Middle Ages."
He hadn't seen anything yet.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 01, 2022 09:35 PM (II3Gr)


Why do I think these reputative leaders of are too stupid to realize they are playing with fire in a very dry hay field?
Or worse, was Mencken right!
Am I missing something?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 09:43 PM (hOUT3)

46 Always point the torch away from the house. How hard is this to remember?
Posted by: Blanco Basura


"Downwind" is also a solid choice.

Posted by: mikeski at February 01, 2022 09:43 PM (P1f+c)

47 Dear Jewell's prayers for your family.
Too many good people taken too early.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at February 01, 2022 09:44 PM (t0O2k)

48 My triple vaxxed sister has the Covid. It's almost like these mfers lied to us or something.

Posted by: NCKate at February 01, 2022 09:44 PM (z5Nun)

49 Prayers up for you and your family, Jewells. It happens, unfortunately, and it just hurts.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 01, 2022 09:44 PM (5HBd1)

50 Feel better MisHum. You could have just put a few dots up and we would have been plenty happy. Well most of us.

Posted by: ... at February 01, 2022 09:44 PM (dscaa)

51 Jewells, so very sorry about your BIL.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 01, 2022 09:45 PM (SchxB)

52 24 Please no more death. Please God. My niece went home tonight and found her dad dead on the floor. Only happened about an hour ago. He was my SIL's second husband but we all adored him and he was very dear to us. I'm devastated.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 01, 2022 09:38 PM (nxdel)


I'm so sorry Jewells. I agree, this seems incredibly frequent these days.

Hug your loved ones. Every chance you get.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2022 09:45 PM (LKTKP)

53 Prayer that GOD in His infinite mercy grants your family peace, Jewells.

Posted by: Eromero at February 01, 2022 09:45 PM (0OP+5)

54 completely amputated his penis

Not on pot. Not on hashish. Not on LSD. have I ever come close to that level of psychosis.

I think one has to be pretty broken to begin with.

However, on alcohol.... no, not even on alcohol.

Posted by: mindful webworker - so a friend told me at February 01, 2022 09:45 PM (WnooC)

55 Mis Hum, if you need something , let me know. I have a good supply.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 01, 2022 09:46 PM (ctIE/)

56 50 Feel better MisHum. You could have just put a few dots up and we would have been plenty happy. Well most of us.
Posted by: ... at February 01, 2022 09:44 PM (dscaa)

That might be the case tomorrow evening. Hopefully the drugs will kick in.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 01, 2022 09:46 PM (aA3+G)

57 Whoopi has been suspended for 2 weeks from the Spew.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2022 09:47 PM (NpAcC)

58 What's a "garden torch" and where do I get one?

Posted by: 29Victor at February 01, 2022 09:47 PM (BJKQV)

59 HL Menken had his good points, but isn't he the one who said "if fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying the Bible. "?"So far, he was wrong. It seems to wrapped in a rainbow flag and carrying a syringe

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2022 09:47 PM (H0F7k)

60 However, on alcohol.... no, not even on alcohol.

Alcohol makes you do things that the next day finds you wishing you'd just cut it off. But then you go and do it again later.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 01, 2022 09:47 PM (SchxB)

61 My triple vaxxed sister has the Covid. It's almost like these mfers lied to us or something.
Posted by: NCKate

She is a midwit, isn't she?

Posted by: the bell curve at February 01, 2022 09:47 PM (GJjVc)

62 Hope you feel better MisHum!

Not the rona, I hope!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2022 09:47 PM (LKTKP)

63 Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 01, 2022 09:38 PM (nxdel)

Jewells, so sorry to hear of this tragic news.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 01, 2022 09:47 PM (aA3+G)

64 The Spotify thung seems like an op.
Someone pointed this out https://tinyurl.com/yn2ctxd6

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 01, 2022 09:48 PM (Zv9tI)

65 My triple vaxxed sister has the Covid. It's almost like these mfers lied to us or something.
Posted by: NCKate at February 01, 2022 09:44 PM (z5Nu

She should have gotten the 4th!!

Posted by: LASue at February 01, 2022 09:48 PM (Ed8Zd)

66 My sincere hope is that by standing up against systematic racism in the NFL, others will join me to ensure that positive change is made for generations to come."

There is a difference between systemic and systematic racism. I don't believe either exist, but definitely not systematic racism.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 01, 2022 09:48 PM (mdjgu)

67 58 What's a "garden torch" and where do I get one?
Posted by: 29Victor at February 01, 2022 09:47 PM (BJKQV)


Propane flame thrower for burning weeds

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2022 09:48 PM (LKTKP)

68 Beautiful picture up top. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2022 09:48 PM (H0F7k)

69 My poor husband is in the back room crying. He really liked him. We all thought she was nuts for divorcing him so he was always in the fold and came to many family functions even after the divorce. It's a huge loss for us.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 01, 2022 09:48 PM (nxdel)

70 Hug your loved ones. Every chance you get.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2022 09:45 PM (LKTKP)


NEVER miss a chance to tell someone that you care about them.

Tomorrow you might not be here,
or they might not be here!

Don't waste your time..

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 09:48 PM (hOUT3)

71
That might be the case tomorrow evening. Hopefully the drugs will kick in.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 01, 2022 09:46 PM (aA3+G)

Geez, take it easy. Seriously.

We can survive without your yeoman work for a day or two. But not three. I mean there's being sick and there's just plain skiving.

Posted by: ... at February 01, 2022 09:48 PM (dscaa)

72 Jewells cyber hugs to you and your niece and may God grant you comfort.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 01, 2022 09:48 PM (HXiWa)

73 So very sorry Jewells... sending prayers for y'all.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2022 09:49 PM (NpAcC)

74 ABC has just suspended Whoopi for 2 weeks.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2022 09:49 PM (ZLI7S)

75 25 Wouldn't you know. I'm surprised by an early ONT, I read through the content, and find an empty comment section. Refresh, and not empty anymore. Not that I really care about firsts. No, I wouldn't want that distinction. Nope. Nope.

Posted by: davidt at February 01, 2022 09:38 PM (En9FD)


The world is replete with the excuses of Not First.

"If you ain't first in the harness, your world consists of seeing the next dog's asshole. All day."

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 01, 2022 09:49 PM (F0YaR)

76 I think I am going to quit for the might!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 09:49 PM (hOUT3)

77 HL Menken had his good points, but isn't he the one who said "if fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying the Bible. "?"So far, he was wrong. It seems to wrapped in a rainbow flag and carrying a syringe
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2022 09:47 PM (H0F7k)

I imagine if you looked you'd find him pitching a fit at everyone for many reasons.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 01, 2022 09:49 PM (eoQWY)

78 What's a "garden torch" and where do I get one?

https://bit.ly/3AOWorM

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 01, 2022 09:49 PM (SchxB)

79 Feel better Mis Hum.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at February 01, 2022 09:49 PM (t0O2k)

80 Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 01, 2022 09:38 PM (nxdel)

How terrible.
Prayers for your whole family

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 01, 2022 09:49 PM (Zv9tI)

81 2022 really sucks. Thanks to Darrell Harris.

Posted by: ... at February 01, 2022 09:49 PM (dscaa)

82 Pardon my iggernance, but what is a garden torch? Is that like a tiki torch? Not sure how that would work...?!?

Posted by: mindful webworker - hot time in the cold town tonight at February 01, 2022 09:49 PM (WnooC)

83 54 completely amputated his penis
Not on pot. Not on hashish. Not on LSD. have I ever come close to that level of psychosis.
I think one has to be pretty broken to begin with.
However, on alcohol.... no, not even on alcohol.
Posted by: mindful webworker - so a friend told me at February 01, 2022 09:45 PM (WnooC)
Not completely, still has an inch. Does not qualify.
Where's that damn comet?
-Reverend Maplethorpe

Posted by: Eromero at February 01, 2022 09:49 PM (0OP+5)

84 "Honey, I dropped an ice cube. Can you bring me the torch?"

Posted by: t-bird at February 01, 2022 09:49 PM (DMQdU)

85 Messing with my head Mishum.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at February 01, 2022 09:50 PM (8yMkv)

86 Who decides what a mother is?
Posted by: 29Victor at February 01, 2022 09:36 PM (BJKQV)

Yo mama!
*thwack!*

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 01, 2022 09:50 PM (Zv9tI)

87 She should have gotten the 4th!!
Posted by: LASue at February 01, 2022 09:48 PM (Ed8Zd)


the 37th booster is supposed to take care of all this!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 09:50 PM (hOUT3)

88 Pardon my iggernance, but what is a garden torch? Is that like a tiki torch? Not sure how that would work...?!?
Posted by: mindful webworker - hot time in the cold town tonight at February 01, 2022 09:49 PM (WnooC)

England calls a flashlight a torch. Does that help?

Posted by: Oldcat at February 01, 2022 09:50 PM (eoQWY)

89 Sirius/XM radio suddenly decided to premiere a Neil Young channel. How soon until he starts demanding the removal of whoever he dislikes from satellite radio?

Posted by: Jen the original at February 01, 2022 09:50 PM (HXiWa)

90 MisHum are you sick? What's wrong?

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 01, 2022 09:51 PM (nxdel)

91 Motor Mythbusters.

Tory. The Suicide Girl from All Girls Garage. A black guy from England. Can't tell if he's gay or just British.

And They have a tranny for their main mechanic.

Because of course they do.

Posted by: blaster at February 01, 2022 09:51 PM (9otr5)

92 Pardon my iggernance, but what is a garden torch? Is that like a tiki torch? Not sure how that would work...?!?

Propane torch for burning weeds, melting snow, or setting your house on fire:

https://bit.ly/3AOWorM

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 01, 2022 09:51 PM (SchxB)

93 @48

>> My triple vaxxed sister has the Covid. It's almost like these mfers lied to us or something.

Yes, the vaccines are garbage, they don't work, even a little bit.

They too, were part of the Op.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 01, 2022 09:51 PM (PducE)

94 So sorry, Jewels. Prayers for your family.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2022 09:51 PM (H0F7k)

95 "Good enough for government work".

Now that I can imagine as the product of cannabis use.


Thanks for the post, host.

Posted by: mindful webworker - wheeee! at February 01, 2022 09:51 PM (WnooC)

96 I dont know that coach,, but I suspect that his melanin level I hasnt changed a bit since the day he was hired.

Posted by: LASue at February 01, 2022 09:51 PM (Ed8Zd)

97 That's not a very good advertisement for smoking weed.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 01, 2022 09:52 PM (eA1RV)

98 "wind-scoured chicken heads, dinner plates and hard frozen sun cups"

Reads like the title for a new recurring thread on AOS!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 01, 2022 09:52 PM (tkyK5)

99 Graham Nash


It is astonishing me how many of these old rockers I thought were dead, aren't. Or at least, not completely dead.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 01, 2022 09:52 PM (yQpMk)

100 'A man in Thailand's bong session went disastrously wrong'

The headline should be:

Strong Bong Leaves Man's Dong Long Gone

Posted by: fd at February 01, 2022 09:52 PM (vrz2I)

101 Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 01, 2022 09:48 PM (mdjgu)

What ever happened to the American concept of selecting the best of the best?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 09:52 PM (hOUT3)

102 ABC has just suspended Whoopi for 2 weeks.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2022 09:49 PM (ZLI7S)


hopefully until they gather her walking papers

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2022 09:52 PM (V13WU)

103 Will the early posting of the ONT make it possible to reach 1000 comments tonight? Let's find out.....

Posted by: mindful webworker - here's one at February 01, 2022 09:52 PM (WnooC)

104 57 Whoopi has been suspended for 2 weeks from the Spew.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2022 09:47 PM (NpAcC)

Were the right like the left we would be going after The View's advertisers and cohosts. But we got us some principles.

Posted by: 29Victor at February 01, 2022 09:52 PM (BJKQV)

105 "...A man in Thailand's bong session went disastrously wrong, according to his doctors. In a new case report, they describe how he "completely amputated his penis" using scissors, apparently due to a rare episode of cannabis-induced psychosis. Though the man's delusional symptoms faded after being admitted to the hospital and his injuries were treated, doctors weren't able to reattach the lost appendage."

Alex Berenson, come back. All is forgiven.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 01, 2022 09:52 PM (mdjgu)

106 MisHum, didn't realize you are sick.
Feel better.
*pours chicken soup thru usb port*

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 01, 2022 09:53 PM (Zv9tI)

107 stupid pig

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2022 09:53 PM (V13WU)

108 What's a "garden torch" and where do I get one?
https://bit.ly/3AOWorM


Hmm, says it's "perfect for clearing ice", makes no mention of setting things on fire. He's got a case!

Posted by: t-bird at February 01, 2022 09:53 PM (DMQdU)

109 100 'A man in Thailand's bong session went disastrously wrong'

The headline should be:

Strong Bong Leaves Man's Dong Long Gone
Posted by: fd at February 01, 2022 09:52 PM (vrz2I


*golf clap*

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2022 09:53 PM (LKTKP)

110 The Early ONT Bird gets the worm.

Posted by: Miklos, knocking back mezcal at February 01, 2022 09:53 PM (QzkSJ)

111 'A man in Thailand's bong session went disastrously wrong'

The headline should be:

Strong Bong Leaves Man's Dong Long Gone


Too bad his name wasn't Wong.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 01, 2022 09:53 PM (SchxB)

112 My condolences to your niece and the rest of your family. Sadly, things like that happen all too often. I've known a couple people who have died of embolisms. No warning, no hint, no nothing. Just a phone call out of the blue.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- bitterly clinging to the deplorable life '70s style! at February 01, 2022 09:53 PM (wCjHN)

113
HL Menken had his good points, but isn't he the one who said "if fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying the Bible. "?"So far, he was wrong. It seems to wrapped in a rainbow flag and carrying a syringe
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


He was the Bill Maher of his day. Hated middle America.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 01, 2022 09:53 PM (63Dwl)

114 90 MisHum are you sick? What's wrong?
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 01, 2022 09:51 PM (nxdel)

It's a long story. But, I had an emergency root canal today 4 hours from home while I was away on biz.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 01, 2022 09:53 PM (aA3+G)

115 Just because you squeezed out a baby doesn't make you a Mother. Just as how your baby batter working just enough to generate another piece of shit homunculus who will grow up to be a terrible driver that listens to awful music and votes for fucking cartoon characters doesn't make you a father, or a Man. The act of breeding alone only confirms that you are a fertile mammal.

Male, Female. Man, Woman. Father, Mother. Sire, Dam.

There is a reason these are all different words.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 01, 2022 09:53 PM (6FeV1)

116 Folks, the surface above treeline is wind-scoured chicken heads, dinner plates and hard frozen sun cups. It is not skiable, not hike-able and extremely dangerous, _Portland Mountain Rescue


Videos from the streets of Portland give credence to this man's words.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 01, 2022 09:54 PM (jg5Rp)

117 ABC has just suspended Whoopi for 2 weeks.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2022 09:49 PM (ZLI7S)

Shes a total imbecile. I dont think she can fix that in2 weeks.

Posted by: LASue at February 01, 2022 09:54 PM (Ed8Zd)

118 Strong Bong Leaves Man's Dong Long Gone
Posted by: fd at February 01, 2022 09:52 PM (vrz2I)

Muldoon-worthy!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 01, 2022 09:54 PM (Zv9tI)

119 What's up? Dock?

Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2022 09:54 PM (m45I2)

120 Strong Bong Leaves Man's Dong Long Gone
Posted by: fd

No more yanky dat wanky

Posted by: Long Duc Dong at February 01, 2022 09:54 PM (QzkSJ)

121 Propane flame thrower for burning weeds
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2022 09:48 PM (LKTKP)

Thank ye

Posted by: 29Victor at February 01, 2022 09:54 PM (BJKQV)

122 Oh Jewells45 - prayers for all your kin and you too.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 01, 2022 09:55 PM (mD/uy)

123 "wind-scoured chicken heads, dinner plates and hard frozen sun cups"

That story (and a few others) was on the radio this morning. Even the guy who hikes these mountains had no idea what this sentence meant.

Posted by: t-bird at February 01, 2022 09:55 PM (DMQdU)

124 2 weeks. Lol.

Like I said, the left just goes to rehab and all is forgiven.

The right has to suffer complete destruction.

Hell, they got a rocket scientist cancelled for wearing a shirt his girlfriend made him.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2022 09:55 PM (LKTKP)

125 112 -- Jewells. I forgot to say who my message was for. My brain is still scramb!ed from general anesthesia for a surgical procedure this morning.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- bitterly clinging to the deplorable life '70s style! at February 01, 2022 09:55 PM (wCjHN)

126 Was Mencken ever om a good mood?

Posted by: Braenyard at February 01, 2022 09:55 PM (jg5Rp)

127 AM Leonard sells torches. Mostly used for weeding and bulk defoliation.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 01, 2022 09:55 PM (6FeV1)

128 Top 130

Posted by: Theodore at February 01, 2022 09:55 PM (GJnvT)

129 Why do crazy mofos cut their dicks off? Why not the big toe or the pinky or an ear lobe? They always go straight for the dick.

Posted by: NCKate at February 01, 2022 09:55 PM (z5Nun)

130 It's a long story. But, I had an emergency root canal today 4 hours from home while I was away on biz.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 01, 2022 09:53 PM (aA3+G)

My mom had me put tea bags on the holes when I had mine out as a lad. They sopped up blood and kept me from tasting blood, seemed to help swelling too.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 01, 2022 09:56 PM (eoQWY)

131 Was Mencken ever om a good mood?

Posted by: Braenyard at February 01, 2022 09:55 PM (jg5Rp)

LMFAO - I love observational humor

Posted by: ... at February 01, 2022 09:56 PM (dscaa)

132 Alcohol makes you do things that the next day finds you wishing you'd just cut it off. But then you go and do it again later.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 01, 2022 09:47 PM (SchxB)

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts.

Samuel Johnson

Posted by: Boswell at February 01, 2022 09:56 PM (5iUNf)

133 Sorry Jewells.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 01, 2022 09:56 PM (tkyK5)

134 Why do crazy mofos cut their dicks off? Why not the big toe or the pinky or an ear lobe? They always go straight for the dick.
Posted by: NCKate at February 01, 2022 09:55 PM (z5Nun)

Well you are using your hands already, standing on your legs or they are too far off....what is left?

Posted by: Oldcat at February 01, 2022 09:56 PM (eoQWY)

135 It's a long story. But, I had an emergency root canal today 4 hours from home while I was away on biz.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 01, 2022 09:53 PM (aA3+G


Ouch. That sucks man

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2022 09:56 PM (LKTKP)

136 115 Just because you squeezed out a baby doesn't make you a Mother. Just as how your baby batter working just enough to generate another piece of shit homunculus who will grow up to be a terrible driver that listens to awful music and votes for fucking cartoon characters doesn't make you a father, or a Man. The act of breeding alone only confirms that you are a fertile mammal.
Male, Female. Man, Woman. Father, Mother. Sire, Dam.
There is a reason these are all different words.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 01, 2022 09:53 PM (6FeV1)
This is why I'm here, for the poetry.

Posted by: Eromero at February 01, 2022 09:56 PM (0OP+5)

137 You ever get so baked that you want to chop off your sick?

Ummm, no.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 01, 2022 09:57 PM (eA1RV)

138 ABC has just suspended Whoopi for 2 weeks.


ABC must be mostly whitey, right? Racist.

Posted by: davidt at February 01, 2022 09:57 PM (En9FD)

139 129 Why do crazy mofos cut their dicks off? Why not the big toe or the pinky or an ear lobe? They always go straight for the dick.
Posted by: NCKate at February 01, 2022 09:55 PM (z5Nun)


C'mon let's not be too inquisitive. The ONT needs filler material.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 01, 2022 09:57 PM (aA3+G)

140 Beautiful pic tonight Mis Hum. Hope you feel better.
Be sure and take your antibiotics and pain meds.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2022 09:57 PM (NpAcC)

141 Hey Ray, tell 'em, who we are . . .

Posted by: Dr. Hook at February 01, 2022 09:58 PM (4I/2K)

142 It's a long story. But, I had an emergency root canal today 4 hours from home while I was away on biz.

Oh shit. Sending prayers for you. Get better soon. We need you and love you.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 01, 2022 09:58 PM (nxdel)

143 81 2022 really sucks. Thanks to Darrell Harris.
Posted by: ... at February 01, 2022 09:49 PM (dscaa)

Aaasaaaace!

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 01, 2022 09:58 PM (mdjgu)

144 C'mon let's not be too inquisitive. The ONT needs filler material.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 01, 2022 09:57 PM (aA3+G)

Who's gonna be the first to crack a "column-inches" joke?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 01, 2022 09:59 PM (6FeV1)

145 Strong Bong Leaves Man's Long Dong Long Gone
Posted by: fd at February 01, 2022 09:52 PM (vrz2I)

A suggested edit

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 09:59 PM (hOUT3)

146 129 Why do crazy mofos cut their dicks off? Why not the big toe or the pinky or an ear lobe?
Posted by: NCKate at February 01, 2022 09:55 PM

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Van Gogh at February 01, 2022 09:59 PM (Zv9tI)

147 HL Mencken was a far Left progressive. That doesn't mean that he couldn't write quite a few memorable quotes.

As shown in the AoS banner quote.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 01, 2022 09:59 PM (F0YaR)

148 Shes a total imbecile. I dont think she can fix that in2 weeks.
Posted by: LASue at February 01, 2022 09:54 PM (Ed8Zd)

Her job isn't to think. Thinking would be a disqualification. Her sole job is to repeat the party line with absolute conviction.

Posted by: 29Victor at February 01, 2022 09:59 PM (BJKQV)

149 ABC has just suspended Whoopi for 2 weeks.

During the holiest of Black History Months?! That place needs burnt down...

Posted by: t-bird at February 01, 2022 09:59 PM (DMQdU)

150 ABC has just suspended Whoopi for 2 weeks.
Posted by: JackStraw

Umpossible! No one fabricates cables strong enough to suspend her at all - let alone for two weeks.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 01, 2022 09:59 PM (mD/uy)

151 I tried pouring a medicinal shot of whiskey through the USB port, for MisHum.

Found out... that doesn't really work.

Posted by: mindful webworker - what a mess! at February 01, 2022 09:59 PM (WnooC)

152 If her ass doesn't get **fired** with no landing on her feet, I'll take it as proof that this is just the Left's way of getting another "discussion" out there at a critical time.

It's been a long time since we had a new "discussion" point. Fuck it, it might as well be a Holocaust Denial Sidecar.

I mean is it any more insane than "there's no such thing as a man or woman"?

Posted by: ... at February 01, 2022 10:00 PM (dscaa)

153 Pulmonary embolism is what got my first wife. One minute you're sitting at the kitchen table planning the weekend, the next you're walking out of the ER wondering what the fuck just happened.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 01, 2022 10:00 PM (eA1RV)

154 Two more policemen shot and killed today, this time in the Shenandoah Valley. Still no info on the killer available. Bridgewater College.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 01, 2022 10:00 PM (2+8xi)

155 I tried pouring a medicinal shot of whiskey through the USB port, for MisHum.

Found out... that doesn't really work.
Posted by: mindful webworker - what a mess! at February 01, 2022 09:59 PM (WnooC)

You have to hold down the whisk key while you do it.

I learned the hard way, too.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 01, 2022 10:01 PM (6FeV1)

156 I mean is it any more insane than "there's no such thing as a man or woman"?
Posted by: ...

Could happen

Posted by: Thai Bongster, contemplating ladyboy options at February 01, 2022 10:01 PM (QzkSJ)

157 Maybe Whoopie can file a class action suit against her employer.
Seems to be the ting now. She is a hate filled old ho who needs to learn some damn history.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at February 01, 2022 10:01 PM (t0O2k)

158 Windows computers need at least eight hours of online time to obtain and install the latest operating system updates successfully.

HAhahahahahahahah

Paging Linux Mint, call for Linux Mint.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 01, 2022 10:01 PM (jg5Rp)

159 Posted by: mindful webworker - what a mess! at February 01, 2022 09:59 PM (WnooC)

Thanks for your kind thoughts, lol

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 01, 2022 10:01 PM (aA3+G)

160 Oh {{{Jewells}}}, prayers for your family in this time of shock and mourning!

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at February 01, 2022 10:02 PM (v23vE)

161 Windows. It's an Operating System and a Virus.

Posted by: fd at February 01, 2022 10:02 PM (vrz2I)

162 151 I tried pouring a medicinal shot of whiskey through the USB port, for MisHum.

Found out... that doesn't really work.

Posted by: mindful webworker - what a mess! at February 01, 2022 09:59 PM


I have heard that it works fine if you heat up the USB port with a garden torch first before pouring in the whiskey!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 01, 2022 10:03 PM (tkyK5)

163 Alright! The ONT! (checks clock..) what the....
Hope you feel better MisHum.

Posted by: Some Rat at February 01, 2022 10:03 PM (r1z5A)

164 Windows. It's an Operating System and a Virus.
Posted by: fd

lousy dessert topping

Posted by: don't ask Miklos at February 01, 2022 10:03 PM (QzkSJ)

165 Damn, whiskey just came out of my USB! Cool!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 01, 2022 10:04 PM (eA1RV)

166 I mean is it any more insane than "there's no such thing as a man or woman"?
Posted by: ... at February 01, 2022 10:00 PM (dscaa)

What makes it insane is the next paragraph goes on to use man and woman as words that somehow now have a definition that nobody knows.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 01, 2022 10:04 PM (eoQWY)

167 Windows. It's an Operating System and a Virus.
Posted by: fd


Shut up and just take the Service Pack. You're putting our whole network at risk.

Posted by: Bill Gates, MD at February 01, 2022 10:04 PM (DMQdU)

168 Whoopie is now free to lobby for the SCOTUS job.

Posted by: davidt at February 01, 2022 10:04 PM (En9FD)

169
Breaking real fake news??

Disney has supposedly "suspended" karen johnson.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 01, 2022 10:04 PM (qCp+w)

170 I tried pouring a medicinal shot of whiskey through the USB port, for MisHum.

Found out... that doesn't really work.

Posted by: mindful webworker - what a mess! at February 01, 2022 09:59 PM

I have heard that it works fine if you heat up the USB port with a garden torch first before pouring in the whiskey!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot


Guys, it's a by proxy sort of deal.

Posted by: Some Rat at February 01, 2022 10:04 PM (r1z5A)

171 One minute you're sitting at the kitchen table planning the weekend, the next you're walking out of the ER wondering what the fuck just happened.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

The buzzing of the ears and slowed sense of hearing, numbness, can't make your arms or legs work in a coordinated fashion. Staff offering "Can I call someone for you?"

You don't forget such things.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 01, 2022 10:04 PM (mD/uy)

172 Thanks for the girthy ONT, Mis Hum! And groovy too!

Prayers up for a full recovery from the root canal!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at February 01, 2022 10:04 PM (973h7)

173 It you want to move liquor over the internet you need a Firewater connector.

Posted by: fd at February 01, 2022 10:05 PM (vrz2I)

174 Y'all have me looking up what a pulmonary embolism is

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 01, 2022 10:05 PM (Zv9tI)

175 Please no more death. Please God. My niece went home tonight and found her dad dead on the floor. Only happened about an hour ago. He was my SIL's second husband but we all adored him and he was very dear to us. I'm devastated.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 01, 2022 09:38 PM (nxdel)

So sorry for all y'all, Jewells. What a terrible tragedy.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 01, 2022 10:05 PM (4I/2K)

176 Thank you everyone for your thoughts and prayers. He may have been an ex but he was still very loved by all of us. I feel so bad for the kids. I guess my niece tried to do compressions on him when she found him but he was already gone. Pray for his kids.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 01, 2022 10:05 PM (nxdel)

177 That had to be some serious weed. Had to be the russian strain Cutchyacockoff.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 01, 2022 10:05 PM (VwHCD)

178
As far as fake black history months go, so far this is the best one ever.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 01, 2022 10:05 PM (qCp+w)

179 165 Damn, whiskey just came out of my USB! Cool!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 01, 2022 10:04 PM


So it looks like mindful webworker just had a typo in the sending information.

Lucky you!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 01, 2022 10:05 PM (tkyK5)

180 I refuse to participate in these crazy people's ridiculous attempts to create a fantasy world that makes them feel better about their lives.

No one should argue with a psychotic person.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2022 10:05 PM (LKTKP)

181 England calls a flashlight a torch. Does that help?
Posted by: Oldcat


That's one helluva flashlight! At least six D cells!

Posted by: mindful webworker - and, obviously, incandescent, not LED at February 01, 2022 10:05 PM (WnooC)

182 I just started watering The Bob Newhart Show on hulu.

It holds up well. And still fun and witty.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2022 10:06 PM (U2p+3)

183 That dock make anyone else want to get a running start?

Posted by: GWB at February 01, 2022 10:06 PM (A2G/3)

184 >>>Why do crazy mofos cut their dicks off? Why not the big toe or the pinky or an ear lobe? They always go straight for the dick.
Posted by: NCKate

They cause men to sin plus are big and stinky.

Posted by: this close to doctorhood at February 01, 2022 10:06 PM (GJjVc)

185 Short pier.
Posted by: t-bird

Perfect for long walks.
Posted by: mikeski

MisHum, tryin' to tell us sumthin'?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 01, 2022 10:06 PM (OssQ4)

186 Oh Jewells....{{{}}}

Posted by: Some Rat at February 01, 2022 10:07 PM (r1z5A)

187 Canucks have a bad reputation for being too polite. These guys nailed the appropriate level of politeness.

https://tinyurl.com/6c2d5bra

Posted by: President flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 01, 2022 10:07 PM (SH2Zi)

188 England calls a flashlight a torch. Does that help?
Posted by: Oldcat

That's one helluva flashlight! At least six D cells!
Posted by: mindful webworker - and, obviously, incandescent, not LED at February 01, 2022 10:05 PM (WnooC)

I had missed the original post, so it didn't help.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 01, 2022 10:07 PM (eoQWY)

189 evening horde

Posted by: wing at February 01, 2022 10:07 PM (PlW9M)

190 "Folks, the surface above treeline is wind-scoured chicken heads, dinner plates and hard frozen sun cups. It is not skiable, not hike-able and extremely dangerous,"

Anyone who tries to climb Hood in winter who isn't a tremendously experienced mountain climber is an idiot.

Even in spring (prime climbing season) Hood is an honest-to-God alpine mountain. The top of Hood has its own weather, and you can go from nice and sunny to blasting winds and zero visibility in fifteen minutes. People die every year because they think that it is a fun little hike and aren't prepared for that.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 01, 2022 10:07 PM (I2/tG)

191 Awwww
Crystal Blue Persuasion was the theme at my Junior/Senior prom.
Sniff...sniff...the memories.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 01, 2022 10:07 PM (axyOa)

192 I just started watering The Bob Newhart Show on hulu.

It holds up well. And still fun and witty.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2022 10:06 PM (U2p+3)

Suzanne Pleshette was so pretty.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 01, 2022 10:08 PM (eoQWY)

193 Strong Bong Leaves Man's Dong Long Gone

*******

aka autobobbitting

Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2022 10:08 PM (m45I2)

194 I refuse to participate in these crazy people's ridiculous attempts to create a fantasy world that makes them feel better about their lives.

No one should argue with a psychotic person.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Gives you the "OK" sign...

Posted by: Some Rat at February 01, 2022 10:08 PM (r1z5A)

195 That had to be some serious weed. Had to be the russian strain Cutchyacockoff.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

After the guy did that, the others excitedly yelled, "Damn! Yo, pass that shit, dude!", it was reported.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 01, 2022 10:09 PM (OssQ4)

196 People die every year because they think that it is a fun little hike and aren't prepared for that.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 01, 2022 10:07 PM


Darwin is a harsh teacher, and he does not grade on a curve!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 01, 2022 10:09 PM (tkyK5)

197 Thanks for the ONT.

I am not sure Rogan is as smart as people gave him credit for considering he did not know how an apology would be taken.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2022 10:09 PM (f4mjo)

198 In more hopeful news. There is magma movement near the Three Sisters in OR. Specifically South Sister on the west side.
Four miles down but we can hope. The Portland Mountain Rescue people are really good at their jobs. Dinner plates, sun cups refer to sun induced indentations in the snow at altitude. Chicken heads is not one I've heard before but is likely more like trying to cross random protrusions in the snow and ice.
They can be traversed but you need to know what you're doing and be prepared for a serious workout.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at February 01, 2022 10:09 PM (t0O2k)

199 Jewells. This bourbon is raised to your in-law.

To a Good Man, Gone. SALUTE!

..and.. sincere condolences to you and yours.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 01, 2022 10:10 PM (QzJWU)

200 Strong Bong Leaves Man's Dong Long Gone

*******

aka autobobbitting

Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2022 10:08 PM (m45I2)

Do not weedwhack while on the Devil's weed.

Posted by: President flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 01, 2022 10:10 PM (SH2Zi)

201 VA shooter is some cross eyed stoner looking white dude

Posted by: NCKate at February 01, 2022 10:10 PM (z5Nun)

202 Folks, the surface above treeline is wind-scoured chicken heads, dinner plates

-------

I'm getting hungry

Posted by: Sideshow Geek at February 01, 2022 10:10 PM (Cf/uA)

203 Dogs in the retail stores selling food is a regular thing here in Florida, and a pet peeve of mine. Every time I go to a Walmart supercenter, a Publix, or a Piggly Wiggly, somebody's got their foo-foo along.

What I object to the most is seeing them in the carts.

I've been told many times when going to find a Walmart manager to say, hey, that ain't no service dog, that they have orders from on high to never challenge any dog owner, no matter what.

Lowes and Home Depot make it clear dogs are OK, and I'm find with that. They are hardware stores and building material warehouses. When the corgi was half size, I took her regularly to Lowes to get her used to walking on a lead next to my left foot, and used treats liberally to get her focused and able to ignore distractions.





Posted by: Mr Gaga at February 01, 2022 10:10 PM (KiBMU)

204 Good Evening all.

Whoopie got suspended from the View. Will Ace stomp the thread?

Thank you MisHum for the entertainment for the evening.

Posted by: sassy at February 01, 2022 10:11 PM (xSICi)

205 Tommy James and the Shondells were the soundtrack of my high school years. This song and Crimson and Clover, I think we're alone now, my baby does the hanky panky, and some others I can't think of now.

Posted by: Theodore at February 01, 2022 10:11 PM (GJnvT)

206 Even in spring (prime climbing season) Hood is an honest-to-God alpine mountain. The top of Hood has its own weather, and you can go from nice and sunny to blasting winds and zero visibility in fifteen minutes. People die every year because they think that it is a fun little hike and aren't prepared for that.
Posted by: The ARC of History!


Was part of the coverage of the three guys who tried it about 15 years ago. The mountain still hasn't given up two of the bodies.

Posted by: Some Rat at February 01, 2022 10:11 PM (r1z5A)

207 If thine eye offends thee, pluck it out and cast it from thee.

Posted by: Matthew 18:9 at February 01, 2022 10:11 PM (4I/2K)

208 Damn! Yo, pass that shit, dude!", it was reported.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 01, 2022 10:09 PM (OssQ4)

Not *that*, the bong, dumbass!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 01, 2022 10:11 PM (6FeV1)

209 Kim Goodwin is the President of ABC news. "Godwin ...the first black woman to lead a broadcast news division." Named to position in 4/21.

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2022 10:11 PM (V13WU)

210 Thanks for the ONT.

I am not sure Rogan is as smart as people gave him credit for considering he did not know how an apology would be taken.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2022 10:09 PM (f4mjo)

If his legal team was smart when they signed the contract he knows Spotify won't axe him without paying a penalty, and he goes off and does the same thing without them getting a cut.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 01, 2022 10:12 PM (eoQWY)

211 Even some progressives- whom ave been dead since the 5os would be appalled at America in 2022. Why mother was what I would term a classic liberal. She died in 1983 She would have found modern America incomprehensible. HL Menken was a very fine writer but not always correct.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2022 10:12 PM (ZlktJ)

212 Rogan is an idiot.

He's got the largest audience by a country mile. He's the golden goose.

He could start his own damn streaming service if he wanted to.

Of course then the 'internet' would be public utilities and they'd shut down his servers via google or amazon or something.

Evil never sleeps.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2022 10:13 PM (LKTKP)

213 She needs to be fired, not just suspended to think on her comments. They fired people for less.

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2022 10:14 PM (V13WU)

214 Lowes will have little Petco stores inside soon
(At least in some locations)

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 01, 2022 10:14 PM (Zv9tI)

215 48 My triple vaxxed sister has the Covid. It's almost like these mfers lied to us or something.
Posted by: NCKate at February 01, 2022 09:44 PM (z5Nun

Got a couple of those in my extended family as well. Double/triple vaxxxed, boosted, got covids anyway. I've had to bite my tongue bigly.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 01, 2022 10:14 PM (II3Gr)

216 He could start his own damn streaming service if he wanted to.

Of course then the 'internet' would be public utilities and they'd shut down his servers via google or amazon or something.

Evil never sleeps.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2022 10:13 PM (LKTKP)

It would be great if he goes to Trump's social media company. They do not exactly see eye to eye, but it would be a coup.

Posted by: President flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 01, 2022 10:14 PM (SH2Zi)

217 Prayers up for your family, Jewells. What a terrible loss.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at February 01, 2022 10:14 PM (973h7)

218 Raykon-the devout Biblical literalist Or is that some other lonely troll?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2022 10:15 PM (ZlktJ)

219 Lowes will have little Petco stores inside soon
(At least in some locations)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 01, 2022 10:14 PM (Zv9tI)

And the Petcos will have tiny tiny Home Depots....

Posted by: Oldcat at February 01, 2022 10:15 PM (eoQWY)

220 Goodwin is giving her a slap on the wrist.

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2022 10:15 PM (V13WU)

221 Prayers up Mishum. That sucks. Not much worse than tooth pain.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at February 01, 2022 10:15 PM (8yMkv)

222 The sad thing about Whoopi losing her job: I bet some of the people are not upset about her saying the holocaust was no big deal because it was white on white crime- therefore who cares, but rather for her temerity at suggesting Jews are white.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2022 10:15 PM (f4mjo)

223 Conor loves to go to Lowe's, and the people and staff there spoil him rotten!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 10:15 PM (hOUT3)

224 If his legal team was smart when they signed the contract he knows Spotify won't axe him without paying a penalty, and he goes off and does the same thing without them getting a cut.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 01, 2022 10:12 PM


Is the legal team for the company that bought Neil Young's song rights smart?

I would definitely have some sort of claw-back language in the purchase contract that kicks in if the idiot old rocker damages his own "brand".

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 01, 2022 10:15 PM (tkyK5)

225 Trump just called Lindsey Graham a RINO.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 01, 2022 10:15 PM (0TVNF)

226 Prayers up for your family, Jewells.
---------------------

Oh man, for a second I thought you were talking to the Thailand guy

Posted by: ... at February 01, 2022 10:15 PM (dscaa)

227 I really like the boobs in the bottom picture.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 01, 2022 10:16 PM (XSRBF)

228 182 I just started watering The Bob Newhart Show on hulu.

It holds up well. And still fun and witty.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2022 10:06 PM (U2p+3)
-----------

No wilting?
No dropping leaves?

Posted by: Braenyard at February 01, 2022 10:16 PM (jg5Rp)

229 I just talked to my daughter who is over there with her cousin and other family members. How long does it normally take for the coroner to show up and take the body? He's been laying there for hours now. Jesus.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 01, 2022 10:16 PM (nxdel)

230 Got a couple of those in my extended family as well. Double/triple vaxxxed, boosted, got covids anyway. I've had to bite my tongue bigly.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 01, 2022 10:14 PM (II3Gr)

They're a "breakthrough case", you see.

They are suffering even though they did the right thing because somebody else did the wrong thing. It is left a an exercise for the reader to prove that the person they caught it from was untreated. ("Treated", because I've decided not to call it "vaccinated" anymore)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 01, 2022 10:17 PM (6FeV1)

231 227 I really like the boobs in the bottom picture.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 01, 2022 10:16 PM (XSRBF)


Wut?

Posted by: Braenyard at February 01, 2022 10:17 PM (jg5Rp)

232 Rogan is in love with Bernie and Andrew yang. He'd never go with trump for anything I don't think

Posted by: NCKate at February 01, 2022 10:17 PM (z5Nun)

233 Is the legal team for the company that bought Neil Young's song rights smart?

I would definitely have some sort of claw-back language in the purchase contract that kicks in if the idiot old rocker damages his own "brand".
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 01, 2022 10:15 PM (tkyK5)


Hmm. Does losing the 20 dollars they get from Spotify get counteracted by the zillion people who had forgotten he was alive or had ever existed playing some songs? Maybe, maybe not.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 01, 2022 10:17 PM (eoQWY)

234 Wait, the president of ABC is named Godwin? Perfect.

Godwin suspends Goldberg over Hitler argument.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 01, 2022 10:18 PM (eA1RV)

235 >>>Please no more death. Please God. My niece went home tonight and found her dad dead on the floor. Only happened about an hour ago. He was my SIL's second husband but we all adored him and he was very dear to us. I'm devastated.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB



Prayers for you and your family, Jewells.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 01, 2022 10:18 PM (XSRBF)

236 HL Menken had his good points, but isn't he the one who said "if fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying the Bible.

I’ve not read that anywhere, but he definitely said that if fascism came to America it would call itself anti-fascism.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 01, 2022 10:19 PM (CX3cf)

237 I don't really sweat the dog thing. People's grubby little children are probably dirtier on average, adorable little disease vectors that they are.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 01, 2022 10:19 PM (3YVs3)

238 >>>Wut?

Posted by: Braenyard



On the left. I mean, it may be an eight, bit it looks like boobs.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 01, 2022 10:19 PM (XSRBF)

239 Kim Godwin, correct.

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2022 10:19 PM (V13WU)

240 Got invited to a Karbach Brewing event at their place. Young crowd, picnic tables and food trucks and beer. The dog owners were letting their dogs up onto the picnic table tops. All I could think of was mothers changing their babies diapers on the food court tables.

Put me right off.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 01, 2022 10:19 PM (4I/2K)

241 After the guy did that, the others excitedly yelled, "Damn! Yo, pass that shit, dude!", it was reported.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 01, 2022 10:09 PM (OssQ4)

A very good friend of mine kicked heroin about twenty years ago. He said that when other users heard about someone overdosing, they would try to find out which street brand did them in, and rush to get it themselves. They figured it must be really good stuff.

That's insanity for you, right there.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 01, 2022 10:19 PM (mdjgu)

242 Wyatt is being jocular

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2022 10:19 PM (ZlktJ)

243 They're a "breakthrough case", you see.

They are suffering even though they did the right thing because somebody else did the wrong thing. It is left a an exercise for the reader to prove that the person they caught it from was untreated. ("Treated", because I've decided not to call it "vaccinated" anymore)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 01, 2022 10:17 PM (6FeV1)

They should be happy. Isn't being the victim all the rage these days?

Posted by: Oldcat at February 01, 2022 10:19 PM (eoQWY)

244 Prayers up, Jewells.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 01, 2022 10:20 PM (OssQ4)

245 Are the Democrats done with Full Diaper Joe?

"The New York Times is suing the State Department for allegedly withholding correspondence mentioning Hunter Biden and his former business associates that was sent or received by officials at the US Embassy in Romania."

https://bit.ly/3ITghAE

Posted by: bonhomme at February 01, 2022 10:20 PM (i0wNm)

246 Hmm. Does losing the 20 dollars they get from Spotify get counteracted by the zillion people who had forgotten he was alive or had ever existed playing some songs? Maybe, maybe not.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 01, 2022 10:17 PM


True. I forgot that PR person means someone who gets journalists to lie or spin a narrative on behalf of their celebrity clients!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 01, 2022 10:20 PM (tkyK5)

247 >>>How long does it normally take for the coroner to show up and take the body? He's been laying there for hours now. Jesus.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB


Depends how busy the coroner is, Jewells. Nights are usually a slower shift, with less examiners.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 01, 2022 10:20 PM (XSRBF)

248 I really like the boobs in the bottom picture.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 01, 2022 10:16 PM (XSRBF)

Wut?


Put the scissors away, Wyatt! You're seeing things!

Posted by: t-bird at February 01, 2022 10:20 PM (AytXr)

249 Quick! Hide the scissors from Wyatt!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 01, 2022 10:20 PM (6FeV1)

250 I don't really sweat the dog thing. People's grubby little children are probably dirtier on average, adorable little disease vectors that they are.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 01, 2022 10:19 PM (3YVs3)

Certainly the germs they have are better adapted to live in a human than a dogs germs are.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 01, 2022 10:21 PM (eoQWY)

251 Dammit tbird!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 01, 2022 10:21 PM (6FeV1)

252 24 Please no more death. Please God. My niece went home tonight and found her dad dead on the floor. Only happened about an hour ago. He was my SIL's second husband but we all adored him and he was very dear to us. I'm devastated.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 01, 2022 09:38 PM (nxdel)

Yes, had enough for a while. So sorry Jewels.

Posted by: Javems at February 01, 2022 10:21 PM (AmoqO)

253 Was part of the coverage of the three guys who tried it about 15 years ago. The mountain still hasn't given up two of the bodies.

The one time I tried to climb Hood was in college, in a group of five, one of whom fortunately was a very experienced climber.

The previous day was a beautiful spring day, and we were joking about how much sunscreen we were going to use.

Started climbing at midnight (so you can be down before the snow got too soft), got to within a hundred yards or so of the top, and then the storm hit. Intense winds, visibility of maybe three feet. We discussed trying to find the top, and my opinion was: "Let's get off of this f***ing mountain", which the rest of the party agreed with.

We descended roped together, since that was the only way to be sure we hadn't lost anyone, since visibility was so bad. The leader had fortunately taken a compass heading before the storm hit, so we descended by compass, since we couldn't see any landmarks.

I'm happy to just look at Hood now, thanks.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 01, 2022 10:21 PM (I2/tG)

254 Folks, the surface above treeline is wind-scoured chicken heads, dinner plates and hard frozen sun cups. It is not skiable, not hike-able and extremely dangerous,"Portland Mountain Rescue"

Oddly specific.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 01, 2022 10:21 PM (BFigT)

255 Prayers up for your family, Jewells.
---------------------

Oh man, for a second I thought you were talking to the Thailand guy
Posted by: ... at February 01, 2022 10:15 PM (dscaa)
* * * *
*SNORT*

It's all about the comma, man....

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at February 01, 2022 10:21 PM (973h7)

256 >>>Put the scissors away, Wyatt! You're seeing things!

Posted by: t-bird


The blue eight looks like some kid drew boobs to the left of the yellow lines. And no, I haven't been drinking. Yet.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 01, 2022 10:21 PM (XSRBF)

257 Social Justice… will take us, soon or late, into the stormy waters of Fascism. To be sure, that Fascism is not likely to be identical with the kinds on tap in Germany, Italy and Russia; indeed, it is very apt to come in under the name of anti-Fascism. And its first Duce… will not call himself a dictator, but a scotcher of dictators.— H. L. Mencken (The Baltimore Sun, November 6, 1938)

I’ve verified that one. Which is not to say he didn’t say the other as well. He wrote a lot and does not appear to have played well with others.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 01, 2022 10:22 PM (CX3cf)

258
The combined population of these nations is 33% larger and their overall annual Gross National Product is second only to the United States.

________

Per capita GDP is 55% of that of the US. Europe is economically stagnant, technologically backwards and demographically doomed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 01, 2022 10:22 PM (/U27+)

259 They should be happy. Isn't being the victim all the rage these days?
Posted by: Oldcat at February 01, 2022 10:19 PM (eoQWY)

Righteous indignation has a happiness all of its own

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 01, 2022 10:22 PM (6FeV1)

260 On the left. I mean, it may be an eight, bit it looks like boobs.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 01, 2022 10:19 PM


Please don't smoke the same pot as dick snicking guy!

I am not liking your chances of coming out of that unscathed.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 01, 2022 10:22 PM (tkyK5)

261 Jewells45, I am so sorry.

Posted by: President flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 01, 2022 10:23 PM (SH2Zi)

262 The kid getting a backyard ice skating rink brings back memories of one winter at my Catholic grade school. The head nun had the eighth graders carry out buckets of water to make an ice rink. We could bring our ice skates to school and spend lunch hour ice skating. Great fun.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 01, 2022 10:23 PM (+lVUW)

263 Is the legal team for the company that bought Neil Young's song rights smart?

**

see my link at 64

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 01, 2022 10:23 PM (Zv9tI)

264 Personally I don't mind if people bring their dogs everywhere, service dog or not. But I understand why there has to be limits because other people don't feel the same way.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 01, 2022 10:23 PM (VzbI8)

265 Good evening, Horde. Thank you all for your prayers and concern. Dave is home resting comfortably. We'll know more after the appointment with the cardiologist, coming up...

Posted by: Ladyl at February 01, 2022 10:23 PM (+4oV5)

266 >>>Please don't smoke the same pot as dick snicking guy!

I am not liking your chances of coming out of that unscathed.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot

Yeah, that doesn't seem like a good time.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 01, 2022 10:23 PM (XSRBF)

267 I'm so sorry Jewells.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 01, 2022 10:23 PM (i0wNm)

268 wind-scoured chicken heads, dinner plates and hard frozen sun cups

King Crimson's weakest album.

Posted by: mikeski at February 01, 2022 10:24 PM (P1f+c)

269 Got invited to a Karbach Brewing

I went to Karbach for Foamhenge before the world lost its mind. Metalheads don't bring babies or dogs apparently.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 01, 2022 10:24 PM (3YVs3)

270 How long does it normally take for the coroner to show up and take the body? He's been laying there for hours now. Jesus.
Posted by: Jewells45

Ouch. It can take awhile - it was 3-4 hours for me until the ME showed up.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 01, 2022 10:24 PM (mD/uy)

271 The EU has 3 times the population of Russia, and 9 times the GDP.

Why do they still need us to keep Russia out?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 01, 2022 10:25 PM (yQpMk)

272 I was wrong. Sorry. Apparently there is some dispute about the "If fascism comes to America" quotes but it may have come from Sinclair Lewis, not HL Menken.. It just sounds like Menken

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2022 10:25 PM (ZlktJ)

273 {{{Ladyl}}}

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 10:25 PM (hOUT3)

274 How long does it normally take for the coroner to show up and take the body? He's been laying there for hours now. Jesus.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 01, 2022 10:16 PM (nxdel)

Maybe depends on where you live? My youngest found Grandma on the bathroom floor a couple years ago. Police were there in about ten minutes, coroner's office showed up a few minutes later. This was a late weekday afternoon. Still took about an hour before they left. Sorry for your loss.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 01, 2022 10:25 PM (7bRMQ)

275 wind-scoured chicken heads, dinner plates and hard frozen sun cups

King Crimson's weakest album.
Posted by: mikeski at February 01, 2022 10:24 PM (P1f+c)




I'm choking to death here.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 01, 2022 10:25 PM (yQpMk)

276 When most people don't get a get a job they want they say "damn." Brian files a lawsuit.

Posted by: Caliban at February 01, 2022 10:25 PM (HgGBT)

277 I'm happy to just look at Hood now, thanks.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 01, 2022 10:21 PM (I2/tG)

It's a scary and disorienting thing to lose your visibility so quickly. You were lucky the leader took a bearing before the storm hit.

Posted by: President flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 01, 2022 10:25 PM (SH2Zi)

278 I just talked to my daughter who is over there with her cousin and other family members. How long does it normally take for the coroner to show up and take the body? He's been laying there for hours now. Jesus.

If the ME is nearby and not too busy, it can be pretty quick. In my son's case he was two counties away and it was going to take him about 6 hours to get here. Once the cops took the history and sent photos it was obvious enough what happened that he gave his verdict over the phone. Funeral home was over within an hour of that. Time from discovery to departure was about 4 hours.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 01, 2022 10:25 PM (SchxB)

279 That tow truck story brings some warmth on this chilly night.

Posted by: Corona-exile lost in spaces at February 01, 2022 10:26 PM (O0QMT)

280 Darwin is a harsh teacher, and he does not grade on a curve!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot

Sometimes on a slope.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 01, 2022 10:26 PM (FVME7)

281 Posted by: Ladyl at February 01, 2022 10:23 PM (+4oV5)

Prayers

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 01, 2022 10:26 PM (Zv9tI)

282 Is the legal team for the company that bought Neil Young's song rights smart?

**

see my link at 64
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 01, 2022 10:23 PM (Zv9tI)

An old, addled has been thinking he's all that is one thing, but some twerp VP at Pfizer thinking Young can turn the tide of youth against Rogan? Even dumber.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 01, 2022 10:26 PM (eoQWY)

283 Holy crap, 2022 is off to a really bad start. And that people is saying a lot.

Posted by: Some Rat at February 01, 2022 10:26 PM (r1z5A)

284 Why do they still need us to keep Russia out?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 01, 2022 10:25 PM (yQpMk)

Apparently they don't, given them shutting Ol' Scratch and Sniff out of talks completely.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 01, 2022 10:26 PM (6FeV1)

285 >>>Apparently they don't, given them shutting Ol' Scratch and Sniff out of talks completely.

Posted by: Warai-otoko


They know FJB will be no help, and likely make things worse.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 01, 2022 10:27 PM (XSRBF)

286 Sinclair Lewis was a socialist asshole.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 01, 2022 10:27 PM (+ojkV)

287 Just because you squeezed out a baby doesn't make you a Mother.

So very very true.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 01, 2022 10:28 PM (II3Gr)

288 They know FJB will be no help, and likely make things worse.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 01, 2022 10:27 PM (XSRBF)

But they'll gladly keep taking our money, of course.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 01, 2022 10:28 PM (6FeV1)

289
Whoopie got suspended from the View. Will Ace stomp the thread?


That explains the gathering of dozens of cranes around The View's studio. There's no way that you'd suspend that much blubber off the ground any other way otherwise.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/s at February 01, 2022 10:28 PM (pNxlR)

290 When most people don't get a get a job they want they say "damn." Brian files a lawsuit.
Posted by: Caliban at February 01, 2022 10:25 PM (HgGBT)

I guess he's not looking for any more coaching jobs in the US for some time now. They already were averse to signing anyone not in the club. Now you are looking at a lawsuit when you fire the dude.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 01, 2022 10:28 PM (eoQWY)

291 Sad to say, on cannot follow the comments and watch some vid. Later, it will be too late.

Later, taters.

Posted by: mindful webworker - but I have two eyes... at February 01, 2022 10:29 PM (WnooC)

292 Sinclair Lewis was a socialist asshole.

"Socialist asshole" is redundant, yet so descriptive.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 01, 2022 10:29 PM (SchxB)

293 >>>But they'll gladly keep taking our money, of course.

Posted by: Warai-otoko


Well, that goes without saying.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 01, 2022 10:29 PM (XSRBF)

294
Sinclair Lewis was a socialist asshole.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 01, 2022 10:27 PM (+ojkV)

__________

Upton Sinclair was a socialist asshole too.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 01, 2022 10:29 PM (/U27+)

295 (((Jewells)))
So sorry friend, prayers for comfoet.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at February 01, 2022 10:29 PM (8yMkv)

296 271 The EU has 3 times the population of Russia, and 9 times the GDP.

Why do they still need us to keep Russia out?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 01, 2022 10:25 PM


How many soy boys would it take to fight a single armed Moron? A thousand?

The Russians certainly aren't equivalent to an AOS Moron, but the Euro-weenies are incapable of self defense at this point.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 01, 2022 10:29 PM (tkyK5)

297 Ouch. It can take awhile - it was 3-4 hours for me until the ME showed up.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 01, 2022 10:24 PM (mD/uy)


Kind of hazy for me now, but the funeral home people showed up within the hour as I recall. No ME involvement, but family physician knew the score, so that might have made a difference!!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 10:29 PM (hOUT3)

298 254 Folks, the surface above treeline is wind-scoured chicken heads, dinner plates and hard frozen sun cups. It is not skiable, not hike-able and extremely dangerous,"Portland Mountain Rescue"


you guys know these are just terms for the snowy terrain right?

... Jewells I am so sorry to hear of your sudden loss. heartbreaking for his family and friends.

Posted by: Black Orchid at February 01, 2022 10:29 PM (j9HX3)

299 A bit of Global Climate and Temperature Crisis news released by NASA in mid-January that does not seem to have been widely announced by Big Media and the Biden Junta, for some reason:

NASA Press Release

2021 Tied with 2018 for 6th Warmest Year

https://tinyurl.com/2p8w42us


(Gref comment: Not noted in the release is that 2016 was the warmest year as the climatista data jigglers currently jiggle the data. That's FIVE years back! The Holy CO2 Affects on Climate Models predict a continual temperature rise, year after year. Puzzling, no?)

Posted by: Gref at February 01, 2022 10:30 PM (AMIL/)

300 That NFL coach is absolutely disgusting. Coaches have been fired of all races, ages and sizes in the NFL at random times for decades and decades. The idea that it is "racism" is insane. He might just as logically claimed that getting rained on or being cold at an outdoor game was a result of "racism". I would hope that this would end his coaching career no matter what he gets away with financially in court. I would have more sympathy for a cheater.

Posted by: azjaeger at February 01, 2022 10:30 PM (3/XaG)

301 "The victims were all experts in (climbing, swimming, exploring, spelunking, rafting, big game hunting....) and authorities are baffled."

Posted by: Some Rat at February 01, 2022 10:30 PM (r1z5A)

302 Sinclair Lewis was a socialist asshole.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 01, 2022 10:27 PM (+ojkV)

"educated" at Oberlin and Yale. 'Twas ever thus.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 01, 2022 10:30 PM (4I/2K)

303 Why do they still need us to keep Russia out?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 01, 2022 10:25 PM (yQpMk)


NATO needs Russia to avoid death due to uselessness. Whole lotta staff pukes getting cushy jobs in the EU that way with zero risk.

Not sure why the Deep State has such a problem there. They were on the other side when the USSR was a problem.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 01, 2022 10:30 PM (eoQWY)

304 My favorite Mt Hood rescue was the 2004? Pavehawk debacle. Not the actual accident with the stranded climbers, but the Chinook helicopter that went up a day or two later and retrieved the damaged Pavehawk.

Posted by: Rex B at February 01, 2022 10:30 PM (28b0e)

305 Should've sentenced Whoopsie to two weeks staring into a mirror.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 01, 2022 10:31 PM (FVME7)

306 Guess I dont get the Rogan love..listened and not impressed

Posted by: a dude in MI at February 01, 2022 10:31 PM (+I6Y/)

307 181. England gets some terms better than we do, we get some better than them. A lot of the terms are ties. I tell my phone to to turn on the torch. It is an affectation but it amuses me.

I used to think. "Lift" was a funny British term. We say elevator but really that is a tie. Both nations should realize they go down as well.

Posted by: Quint at February 01, 2022 10:31 PM (yKq5h)

308 I'm pretty tired of these faux outrage stories that keep running about how some women keep getting denied entry here or there, or kicked off the plane because of revealing clothing.

There was one recently about a woman who was denied boarding on an airplane. Frankly she looked like a whore. I don't know if she should be denied boarding because her boobs were hanging out all over the place, but they were probably concerned that she would be "soliciting" during the flight.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 01, 2022 10:31 PM (+lVUW)

309 So do the police usually contact the cornoners office? I'm very ignorant on this sort of thing.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 01, 2022 10:31 PM (nxdel)

310 No ME involvement, but family physician knew the score, so that might have made a difference!!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

Yes, that helped for sure. Mine was initially treated as a crime scene so, looking back, I'm sure that gummed up the works.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 01, 2022 10:31 PM (mD/uy)

311
"educated" at Oberlin and Yale. 'Twas ever thus.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 01, 2022 10:30 PM (4I/2K)

_________

Raging alcoholic as well.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 01, 2022 10:32 PM (/U27+)

312 Yeah, that bible quote sounds a lot more like Lewis to me.

He sailed through American history like a steel ship loaded with monoliths of granite.— H. L. Mencken, The Vintage Mencken, p. 217

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 01, 2022 10:32 PM (CX3cf)

313 Lowes and Home Depot make it clear dogs are OK, and I'm find with that. They are hardware stores and building material warehouses. When the corgi was half size, I took her regularly to Lowes to get her used to walking on a lead next to my left foot, and used treats liberally to get her focused and able to ignore distractions.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at February 01, 2022 10:10 PM (KiBMU)

When we were trying to socialize our 5 puppy mill Yorkie rescues I would put a thick rug in the bottom of the Lowes cart and pile in the dogs. The rug kept their feet off the metal bottom of the cart and prevent any accidents getting on the store floor. People had a blast stopping and saying hello to the dogs. Some little kids got upset they couldn't ride with the dogs in the cart.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 01, 2022 10:32 PM (Xt/bY)

314 Hi {{{Ladyl}}}, and glad to hear that Dave is doing reasonable well.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at February 01, 2022 10:32 PM (v23vE)

315 Yes Jewells, the police will call the necessary folks. At least they did for me.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 01, 2022 10:32 PM (mD/uy)

316 500:quatloos says Whoopsie returns to a hand selected audience who gives her a five minute ovation.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 01, 2022 10:32 PM (axyOa)

317 And yes, AlaBAMA, the duck lips just make it more annoying.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 01, 2022 10:32 PM (+lVUW)

318 At least Sinclair Lewis could write. Upton Sinclair was a total hack.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 01, 2022 10:33 PM (Cf/uA)

319 Guess I dont get the Rogan love..listened and not impressed
Posted by: a dude in MI at February 01, 2022 10:31 PM (+I6Y/)

I've watched a few. He has non standard guests, and by being 2 hours rather than 20 seconds some bits of truth leak out no matter how full of crap the guest is.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 01, 2022 10:33 PM (eoQWY)

320 How bad do you have to be for the Giants to look at you and take a pass?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 01, 2022 10:33 PM (eA1RV)

321 It's a scary and disorienting thing to lose your visibility so quickly. You were lucky the leader took a bearing before the storm hit.

Wasn't his first rodeo. We got back to Portland, and the leader got a call from Mountain Rescue (the leader had put his contact information in the climbing register).

Mountain Rescue asked if we had seen the other climbing party. Our leader responded that we couldn't see our own party, let alone anyone else.

The other party wasn't so high up, and dug snow caves and waited the storm out.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 01, 2022 10:33 PM (I2/tG)

322 Of course, I'm suspended. You know who controls television and movies. And international banking. And the weather.

Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg Right Now, Probably at February 01, 2022 10:33 PM (3YVs3)

323 At least Sinclair Lewis could write. Upton Sinclair was a total hack.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 01, 2022 10:33 PM (Cf/uA)

Lewis Upton, now he was a real jerk.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 01, 2022 10:33 PM (eoQWY)

324 Whoopi has been suspended for 2 weeks from the Spew.
Posted by: redridinghood


However, she'll still be on the next two episodes, because she so fat it'll take her three days to leave.

Posted by: mikeski at February 01, 2022 10:34 PM (P1f+c)

325 Jewells, so very sorry.

It takes far too long. When dad passed, first hospice had to show up. Then wait for the funeral home. About 3 hours. I did not cover myself in glory during that time. It was a Friday afternoon. I did have the presence of mind to grab the flag from the closet for them to drape over him when they took him out of the house. He was in the Navy.

Posted by: Infidel at February 01, 2022 10:34 PM (qpolg)

326 Mencken ran with Leftist Academia. His description of the Americans he knew is apt.

Posted by: MikeN at February 01, 2022 10:34 PM (o2Qt9)

327 That NFL coach is absolutely disgusting.

Posted by: azjaeger at February 01, 2022 10:30 PM (3/XaG)

He's a product of his environment. NFL cultivated that mentality. They can reap what they sowed.

Posted by: President flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 01, 2022 10:34 PM (SH2Zi)

328 292 Sinclair Lewis was a socialist asshole.

"Socialist asshole" is redundant, yet so descriptive.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 01, 2022 10:29 PM (SchxB)

All socialists are assholes but not all assholes are socialists.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 01, 2022 10:34 PM (II3Gr)

329 When Flores was a coach, did he ever cut a non white player from the team?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 01, 2022 10:34 PM (6FeV1)

330 Should've sentenced Whoopsie to two weeks staring into a mirror.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch


Cruel and unusual, but I'll allow it.

Posted by: Some Rat at February 01, 2022 10:34 PM (r1z5A)

331 Disney suspended Caryn Elaine Johnson -- uh, Whoopi for two weeks?

They blew out Gina Carano immediately for less harmful behavior. The Carano Standard is now precedent for all Disney employees.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at February 01, 2022 10:34 PM (v23vE)

332 Sorry to hear it, Jewell.
The amount of deaths around here is getting scary.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 01, 2022 10:34 PM (+lVUW)

333 I don't care if Kate Upton is literate.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 01, 2022 10:35 PM (FVME7)

334 I have always liked good Neil Young stuff. Can't imagine a whole Neil Young channel, though. Because he released SO much stuff and a lot of it was crap the odds would be good that whatever was on at any given moment would be unlistenable.

Posted by: azjaeger at February 01, 2022 10:35 PM (3/XaG)

335 Dinner plates, sun cups refer to sun induced indentations in the snow at altitude. Chicken heads is not one I've heard before
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at February 01, 2022 10:09 PM (t0O2k

Probably refers to small hard balls/chunks of snow, just as baby heads refers to 6-inch diameter rocks. "Dude, that patch of baby heads was wicked!"

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at February 01, 2022 10:35 PM (m5ywb)

336 The Rothschilds got Whoopi fired....

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2022 10:36 PM (V13WU)

337 Probably refers to small hard balls/chunks of snow, just as baby heads refers to 6-inch diameter rocks. "Dude, that patch of baby heads was wicked!"
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at February 01, 2022 10:35 PM (m5ywb)

A trail near my house had hard rocks around golfball size embedded in a matrix. Had to get hiking shoes since regular shoes were too soft and made the feet hurt in a lot of odd places.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 01, 2022 10:36 PM (eoQWY)

338 Poor Whoopie. She's going to be stuck at home, staring endlessly at the pantry where those sweet ho-hos are calling her name.

Buy stock in Hostess.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2022 10:36 PM (LKTKP)

339 England gets some terms better than we do, we get some better than them. A lot of the terms are ties. I tell my phone to to turn on the torch. It is an affectation but it amuses me.

I used to think. "Lift" was a funny British term. We say elevator but really that is a tie. Both nations should realize they go down as well.
Posted by: Quint at February 01, 2022 10:31 PM (yKq5h)

'Love in a Lift' doesn't quite have the same hook, now does it?

Posted by: Aerosmith at February 01, 2022 10:36 PM (4I/2K)

340 What is Whoopie's last name again?

Posted by: davidt at February 01, 2022 10:37 PM (En9FD)

341 When Flores was a coach, did he ever cut a non white player from the team?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 01, 2022 10:34 PM (6FeV1)

Odds are pretty good, scrubs and camp bodies come in all sorts and you dump a bunch of them each year.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 01, 2022 10:37 PM (eoQWY)

342 They blew out Gina Carano immediately for less harmful behavior. T




exactly

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2022 10:37 PM (V13WU)

343 ZOD IMPERIAL.

Posted by: ZOD at February 01, 2022 10:38 PM (x8kT3)

344 "The American people, taking one with another, constitute the most timorous, sniveling, poltroonish, ignominious mob of serfs and goose-steppers ever gathered under one flag in Christendom since the end of the Middle Ages. H. L. Mencken"


Sounds like he lived through a covid pandemic.


Posted by: Ripley at February 01, 2022 10:38 PM (PTDkx)

345 57 Whoopi has been suspended for 2 weeks from the Spew.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2022 09:47 PM (NpAcC)


I'm really enjoying her public flogging. I just wish it was literal.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 01, 2022 10:38 PM (+lVUW)

346 An old, addled has been thinking he's all that is one thing, but some twerp VP at Pfizer thinking Young can turn the tide of youth against Rogan? Even dumber.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 01, 2022 10:26 PM (eoQWY)


They may be trying to start a preference cascade, it may also be that they have other artists' works too.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 01, 2022 10:39 PM (ZMraq)

347 Sounds like he lived through a covid pandemic.


Posted by: Ripley at February 01, 2022 10:38 PM (PTDkx)

Probably the flu epidemic in 1918

Posted by: Oldcat at February 01, 2022 10:39 PM (eoQWY)

348 The lifting or elevating is the salient feature.

*Every* object is a fall-the-fuck-down-er if you let it go from seven stories up.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 01, 2022 10:39 PM (6FeV1)

349 ZOD, what do you think about this Whoopi situation ?

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2022 10:39 PM (V13WU)

350 500:quatloos says Whoopsie returns to a hand selected audience who gives her a five minute ovation.
Posted by: Diogenes

This is inevitable, sadly.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 01, 2022 10:40 PM (OssQ4)

351 From the same 1938 column where he wrote that fascism would come as anti-fascism:

Thus the fundamental dogmas of democracy are gradually overhauled by men of vision. The idea that government should be an agency of sharply limited powers has been abandoned, and in place of it we have the idea that government should be omnipotent and is generally infallible. The idea of equality before the law gives way to the aforesaid Social Justice, the essence of which is the principle that all property is the rightful possession, not of those who have earned it, but of those who haven’t earned it. And the idea of universal suffrage begins to be conditioned by the idea that there is a right way to vote and a wrong way to vote, and that those who vote wrong are traitors to the Republic.— H. L. Mencken (The Baltimore Sun, November 6, 1938)

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 01, 2022 10:40 PM (CX3cf)

352 306 you have to admit the guy hustles. Certainly he was no great comedian, actor, or martial artist. Today he is more relevant than most from those groups. He keeps reinventing himself.

I never liked the weird conspiracy stuff, to me it made him look dumb. But I think he dropped much of that. I think people like him because he will talk to anyone about anything, and not treat them like crap.

I listened to Russel Brand a few times and he gives off the same vibe.. Never would I have guessed I would want to listen to that guy.

Posted by: Quint at February 01, 2022 10:40 PM (yKq5h)

353
Racist Coach vs Racist NFL

{grabs popcorn}

Posted by: ... at February 01, 2022 10:40 PM (dscaa)

354 Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see.

Posted by: SMOD at February 01, 2022 10:40 PM (X5CsJ)

355 Whoopi suspended for two weeks, huh? Good luck, ABC. Personal stupidity and racism at the Whoopi and Joyless Behar levels could not be fixed or reduced after two decades of self-reflection by them.

Posted by: Gref at February 01, 2022 10:41 PM (AMIL/)

356 They may be trying to start a preference cascade, it may also be that they have other artists' works too.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 01, 2022 10:39 PM (ZMraq)

They've had one or two, and only 50/50 of his band members (Crosby said he was a jerk, but in general). They are even more obsure.

The problem with the cascade is it just makes Joe free to move on, unless he was an idiot when setting up the deal.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 01, 2022 10:41 PM (eoQWY)

357 Spotify is screwed either way.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2022 10:41 PM (LKTKP)

358 All socialists are assholes but not all assholes are socialists.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 01, 2022 10:34 PM (II3Gr)

Actually most of them are, I've found.

Posted by: ... at February 01, 2022 10:42 PM (dscaa)

359 Garano said something complete innocuous on twitter. But we all know it was just an excuse. her political views did not sit well with management. they could not be obvious and fire her for that.

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2022 10:42 PM (V13WU)

360 And now that I have read the thread...


Praying for Jewells... and congrats from your
ETSY award. I bought some gifts a while back. Beautiful work.

Also prayers for MisHum's comfort and recovery.

Finally...poetry, pure poetry "Fd"

Posted by: sassy at February 01, 2022 10:42 PM (xSICi)

361 *Caarano

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2022 10:42 PM (V13WU)

362 again

Carano

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2022 10:43 PM (V13WU)

363 It is astonishing me how many of these old rockers I thought were dead, aren't. Or at least, not completely dead.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 01, 2022 09:52 PM (yQpMk)


What's astonishing is that they think they're relevant. My theory is that they get into these controversies to remind people that they even exist.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 01, 2022 10:43 PM (+lVUW)

364 Always, no sometimes, think it's me, but you know I know when it's a dream.
I think I know I mean a 'yes' but it's all wrong, that is I think I disagree.

Posted by: SMOD at February 01, 2022 10:43 PM (X5CsJ)

365 Spotify is screwed either way.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2022 10:41 PM (LKTKP)

Like in most cases, best thing is to fire your admin dweebs that are woke, ignore the woke outcry and you likely pick up 10x the audience from non woke people.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 01, 2022 10:43 PM (eoQWY)

366 Two weeks? Ppfffft!

Posted by: Cooler King Steve McQueen at February 01, 2022 10:43 PM (4I/2K)

367 Posted by: azjaeger at February 01, 2022 10:35 PM (3/XaG)

Southern Cross!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 10:43 PM (hOUT3)

368 Why are we calling out this coach...? If he says the NFL is racist, ***the NFL is racist***. You think I'm gonna waste a micron of spacedust defending those fucks? Fuck them. Fuck the racist NFL. They should be canceled because one person complained.

Posted by: ... at February 01, 2022 10:43 PM (dscaa)

369 it all depends, does Spotify like money ?

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2022 10:43 PM (V13WU)

370 This trucker strike is a great example of why I don't disparage other countries anymore. Our descent into self-abasing, frivolous servitude has been astonishingly rapid. Somewhere along the last fifteen years, we became even sillier than the Euros, let alone real countries like Russia, China or even Iran.

The Canadians, the meek, mawkish Loyalists of the North, have blockaded their own country. I've watched numerous riots in Europe over the last five years, as our government stripped us of our liberty and dignity with no response whatsoever. Hell, at least Africa has cannibal warlords.

Sorry, but we have no room to point the finger anymore. We have three supine, faggoty little digits pointing back at us.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 01, 2022 10:44 PM (Cf/uA)

371 Spotify is screwed either way.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2022 10:41 PM (LKTKP)


works for me!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 10:44 PM (hOUT3)

372 "Whoopi has been suspended for 2 weeks from the Spew.Posted by: redridinghood"


Not good enough. She must never appear in public and have all her movies removed from the anywhere they might be seen and her name stricken from all record.


Consequences, not canceling. Their rules, not ours.

Posted by: Ripley at February 01, 2022 10:44 PM (PTDkx)

373 ABC board needs to tell their ABC news president that 2 week will not do it

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2022 10:44 PM (V13WU)

374 {{{Jewells}}}

I'm terribly sorry for your loss.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 01, 2022 10:45 PM (+4oV5)

375 How bad do you have to be for the Giants to look at you and take a pass?

"You know what we need? A coach who took a mediocre team to mediocrity..."

Posted by: t-bird at February 01, 2022 10:45 PM (DMQdU)

376 Technically it's not Chrysler Imperial, but at the most Imperial by Chrysler. Chrysler considered Imperial to be its own make. People just never bought into that, however and Chrysler didn't help by being able to make it a completely different body or using different engines. When Imperial was finally dropped they brought it back the next year as a Chrysler New Yorker Brougham at a lower price and it sold more.

Posted by: azjaeger at February 01, 2022 10:45 PM (3/XaG)

377 it all depends, does Spotify like money ?
Posted by: runner at February 01, 2022 10:43 PM (V13WU)

A lot of companies seem to have HQ staff that see no connection between pissing off the customer base and revenue. I'm sure they have degrees and everything.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 01, 2022 10:45 PM (eoQWY)

378 Won't be in time for this week's Pet Thread, but I may be able to contribute to the one after that.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 01, 2022 10:45 PM (m0zqP)

379 {{{Hrothgar}}}

My tower of strength.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 01, 2022 10:45 PM (+4oV5)

380 Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 01, 2022 09:38 PM (nxdel)

My God, I'm so sorry. What the hell is going on anymore?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 01, 2022 09:39
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Seconded, WTF? Too many people close to us have died in the last yr.

Posted by: Farmer, RIP ML at February 01, 2022 10:46 PM (55Qr6)

381
Guess I dont get the Rogan love..listened and not impressed
Posted by: a dude in MI


I never listened to him. I just assumed I wouldn't care for it. I don't get the buzz over Norm McDonald. Only heard him once with some long joke that left me cold.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 01, 2022 10:46 PM (63Dwl)

382 117 ABC has just suspended Whoopi for 2 weeks.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2022 09:49 PM (ZLI7S)

Shes a total imbecile. I dont think she can fix that in2 weeks.
Posted by: LASue at February 01, 2022 09:54 PM (Ed8Zd)


Well, according to a recent statement, she's learned some things after this latest debacle. So, apparently she thinks she isn't quite as stupid now as she was before. She's wrong.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 01, 2022 10:46 PM (+lVUW)

383 OMG Jewells I am so sorry.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 01, 2022 10:47 PM (m0zqP)

384 Thank you everyone. I'm going to bed with my phone because my daughter is still out in this crappy weather. Sleet coming down mixed with snow. As if I didn't have enough on my mind. I appreciate you all so much.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 01, 2022 10:47 PM (nxdel)

385 He's a product of his environment. NFL cultivated that mentality. They can reap what they sowed.
Posted by: President flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 01, 2022 10:34 PM (SH2Zi)
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I'm going to slightly amend my initial comment on the matter. The Rooney Rule is racist. It's silly that Flores had to sit for a job interview that he knew (from Belichick's text) was pointless because the other guy was already hired. From that POV, I understand why he's upset. There is no reason that the Giants should be forced to interview a black candidate just because those are the rules. That said, this situation happens in the real world all the time. How many job postings are there, where the company has already decided to make an internal hire? They have to go through the motions to waste everyone's time with a public hiring process, just so they can check the box showing that they made an 'effort'. It's BS, and demeaning to all parties that this is done. If anything, Flores should be suing to get rid of the Rooney Rule, not try to entrench it further within the NFL.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 01, 2022 10:47 PM (mdjgu)

386 There is a growing, metastasizing disconnect between the corporation's sources of income and the c-suite's sources of income.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 01, 2022 10:47 PM (6FeV1)

387 371 Spotify is screwed either way.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2022 10:41 PM (LKTKP)

works for me!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 10:44 PM


I actually like Spotify. Last year the woke employees claimed they had cancellation rights over anything that offended them. Management disagreed.

The woke employees then said they were all going to act in concert for social justice. Management then fired their sorry butts.

I thought it was glorious!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 01, 2022 10:48 PM (tkyK5)

388 I never listened to him. I just assumed I wouldn't care for it. I don't get the buzz over Norm McDonald. Only heard him once with some long joke that left me cold.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 01, 2022 10:46 PM (63Dwl)

If you try it, just look for a guest you want to hear talk. Rogan lets the other guy speak his piece. Often that is bad for them, but it is a change from the Lobster lady style attack interview.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 01, 2022 10:48 PM (eoQWY)

389 A lot of companies seem to have HQ staff that see no connection between pissing off the customer base and revenue. I'm sure they have degrees and everything.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 01, 2022 10:45 PM (eoQWY


There was a reason companies kept politics out of the workplace. It's called money. They want to make it.

But these people hired in now have convinced everyone that companies have a responsibility to throw their weight around and affect change.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2022 10:48 PM (LKTKP)

390 But when you want money
for people with minds that hate
All I can tell is brother you have to wait

Posted by: SMOD at February 01, 2022 10:48 PM (X5CsJ)

391 124 2 weeks. Lol.

Like I said, the left just goes to rehab and all is forgiven.

The right has to suffer complete destruction.


Yeah, why didn't Roseanne just get 2 weeks off? Oh, that's right, she's a Trump supporter, so she had to go.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 01, 2022 10:48 PM (+lVUW)

392 Won't be in time for this week's Pet Thread, but I may be able to contribute to the one after that.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 01, 2022 10:45 PM (m0zqP)
* * * *
Awesome! I'm so happy for you!!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at February 01, 2022 10:49 PM (973h7)

393 Good evening morons and thank you mh

Whoopi is a garden-variety anti-semite. And apparently completely ahistorical.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 01, 2022 10:49 PM (EZebt)

394 Jewells, prayers to your family.

Posted by: Theodore at February 01, 2022 10:50 PM (GJnvT)

395 First of all, the Rooney Rule (African-Americans have to be interviewed for head-coaching positions) is Bullshit.

What seems to be increasingly common both in academia and corporate America is that if you hire someone from the approved demographic, you can do so immediately, but if you want to hire a white male, you have to get permission from the upper echelons.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 01, 2022 10:50 PM (I2/tG)

396 130 It's a long story. But, I had an emergency root canal today 4 hours from home while I was away on biz.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 01, 2022 09:53 PM (aA3+G)


And you still got the ONT up? You're a true hero. Seriously, thanks.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 01, 2022 10:51 PM (+lVUW)

397 But when you want money
for people with minds that hate
All I can tell is brother you have to wait call MSNBC

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 01, 2022 10:51 PM (FVME7)

398 151 I tried pouring a medicinal shot of whiskey through the USB port, for MisHum.

Found out... that doesn't really work.
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You need to have a landline, it won't work with wifi. Also best if the USB is 1.0 - see old and slow is useful sometimes. Do not try with inferior rotgut, port corrosion may occur.
(caution/disclaimer - results may vary)

Posted by: Ciampino at February 01, 2022 10:51 PM (qfLjt)

399 Rogan's recent show with James something or other who wrote all those spoof papers that got accepted into "Real Journals" was a good listen. Ninety minutes of show, and i think about ten total were Rogan speaking.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 01, 2022 10:51 PM (6FeV1)

400 Rogan can be ok if the guest is good. But he seems to have every ufo fruit loop anal probe guest on too

Posted by: NCKate at February 01, 2022 10:52 PM (z5Nun)

401 Prayers up Jewells45

Posted by: Diogenes at February 01, 2022 10:52 PM (axyOa)

402 God bless you and your family Jewells. I'm so sorry.

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at February 01, 2022 10:52 PM (Vf4Y7)

403 Jewels- so sorry to hear about your brother-in-law.
Prayers for strength and comfort.

Posted by: sal at February 01, 2022 10:52 PM (bJKUl)

404 My only experience with Rogan was seeing him do stand up back in the day. He was capable; everyone had a good time.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 01, 2022 10:52 PM (3YVs3)

405 My take on Rogan. He's genuinely intellectually curious, and doesn't have that Leftist urge to destroy everything that flies in the face of his statist god. But he still reverts back to the "scary right wingers are getting hepped up on populism" and this is every bit as scary as communism/globalism.

He's not the enemy, IMO. But he's not one I would trust when SHTF

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 01, 2022 10:53 PM (sJHOI)

406 The kid getting a backyard ice skating rink brings back memories of one winter at my Catholic grade school. The head nun had the eighth graders carry out buckets of water to make an ice rink. We could bring our ice skates to school and spend lunch hour ice skating. Great fun.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 01, 2022 10:23 PM


(Raises hand) Sister Gretzky, wouldn't it be easier for us to bring some garden hoses to school tomorrow and then bring our ice skates the day after?

Posted by: Chuck C at February 01, 2022 10:53 PM (EughT)

407 I never listened to him. I just assumed I wouldn't care for it. I don't get the buzz over Norm McDonald. Only heard him once with some long joke that left me cold.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 01, 2022 10:46 PM (63Dwl)

Yeah, you need to do some rediscovering there. Just look at any of his old SNL Weekend Update bits.

Norm Macdonald is one of the funniest people of our lifetime. Not to mention smarter than shit. Could find the funny/absurd in anything. He told everyone all the time as part of his everyman shtick that he dropped out of school at 14.

He *graduated* at 14.

Posted by: ... at February 01, 2022 10:53 PM (dscaa)

408 I just posted my first one-star review on Amazon, when I saw a mention of Alan Dean Foster's *Splinter of the Mind's Eye*.

EUCH! It's horrible. Do not touch! Ick.

NB: I usually like ADF's work. Not this.

Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at February 01, 2022 10:53 PM (JJatH)

409 Whoopi needs to seek enlightenment. I'm thinking 6 weeks cloistered away in meditation and prayer at a silent Maharishi temple.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 01, 2022 10:53 PM (4I/2K)

410 151 I tried pouring a medicinal shot of whiskey through the USB port, for MisHum.

Found out... that doesn't really work.
Posted by: mindful webworker - what a mess! at February 01, 2022 09:59 PM (WnooC)


According to my late dad it's peppermint schnapps that's medicinal.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 01, 2022 10:53 PM (+lVUW)

411 Al Pacino Approved ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at February 01, 2022 10:54 PM (qAR6u)

412 Argh. That’s horrible jewells. Prayers up.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 01, 2022 10:54 PM (CX3cf)

413 Do we really want the ADL and SPLC deciding what speech is acceptable and not "hateful"? Because they are making these decisions right now.

Posted by: I mean... at February 01, 2022 10:54 PM (r/hog)

414 Sounds like he lived through a covid pandemic.
Posted by: Ripley at February 01, 2022 10:38 PM (PTDkx)


He lived through the WWI German spy hunts. Wilson instigated investigation of all German immigrants and German clubs and social clubs like that.

He felt siccing the populace on a German waiter was uncalled for.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 01, 2022 10:54 PM (ZMraq)

415 Good evening, all.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 01, 2022 10:54 PM (sy5kK)

416 He's not the enemy, IMO. But he's not one I would trust when SHTF
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 01, 2022 10:53 PM (sJHOI)

Don't fault the tip of the pickaxe for not being a nugget of gold.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 01, 2022 10:54 PM (6FeV1)

417 408 I just posted my first one-star review on Amazon, when I saw a mention of Alan Dean Foster's *Splinter of the Mind's Eye*.


that was Star Wars right?

there were these Han Solo books right around then that were pretty good. not sure who wrote those. they could have used those for a much better Han Solo film! not sure why they didn't I guess too obscure.

Posted by: Black Orchid at February 01, 2022 10:55 PM (j9HX3)

418
Roseanne - Racist
Trump - Racist
Hitler - Not Racist

Posted by: ... at February 01, 2022 10:55 PM (dscaa)

419 jewells, May his memory be a blessing

mh, a prayer for your complete and speedy healing, and safe return home.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 01, 2022 10:56 PM (EZebt)

420 A man in Thailand's bong session went disastrously wrong, according to his doctors. In a new case report, they describe how he "completely amputated his penis" using scissors, apparently due to a rare episode of cannabis-induced psychosis.


No, nobody can be that high. Nobody. But hey, Thailand.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 01, 2022 10:56 PM (sy5kK)

421 It's funny, I know some hardcore Star Wars nerds who prefer Splinter to the canon.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 01, 2022 10:56 PM (3YVs3)

422 Please no more death. Please God. My niece went home tonight and found her dad dead on the floor. Only happened about an hour ago. He was my SIL's second husband but we all adored him and he was very dear to us. I'm devastated.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 01, 2022 09:38 PM (nxdel)

Condolences, Jewells. I wonder how many of these sudden, untimely deaths are linked to the clot shot?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2022 10:57 PM (P3gRi)

423 421 It's funny, I know some hardcore Star Wars nerds who prefer Splinter to the canon.


I liked Splinter a lot actually! but that's ok to each his own. plus it was a while ago maybe it doesn't hold up I might go re-read it (and the Han Solo trilogy as well)

Posted by: Black Orchid at February 01, 2022 10:57 PM (j9HX3)

424 Alan Dean Foster's Splinter of the Mind's Eye.

I read it as a teen. I remember nothing about it except confusion about its connection with Star Wars.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 01, 2022 10:57 PM (CX3cf)

425 Posted by: BeckoningChasm

That's great news!!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2022 10:57 PM (U2p+3)

426 What's that alternate site for twitter?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 01, 2022 10:57 PM (II3Gr)

427 What's that alternate site for twitter?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 01, 2022 10:57 PM (II3Gr)

Good to see they picked something memorable.

Nitter dot net

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 01, 2022 10:58 PM (6FeV1)

428 I know some hardcore Star Wars nerds who prefer Splinter to the canon.

Not really a high bar nowadays, is it?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 01, 2022 10:59 PM (CX3cf)

429 Possibly the biggest racist in Hollywood, Whoopi is.

Really, Whoopi can go suck eggs, along with everything else she sucks, or sucks at.

Ok, maybe #2 behind Joy Reid of MSNBC, but Reid isn't an actor, only a clown.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 01, 2022 10:59 PM (sy5kK)

430 Mandalorian and Boba Fett live action are very good;

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2022 10:59 PM (V13WU)

431 378 Won't be in time for this week's Pet Thread, but I may be able to contribute to the one after that.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

Kitty?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 01, 2022 10:59 PM (Zv9tI)

432 Not a stretch to think a lot of the untimely deaths are happening because they shut down the world and ended everyone's lives two miserable years ago.

Posted by: ... at February 01, 2022 10:59 PM (dscaa)

433 Black Orchid, yep. It was an early Star Wars ... uh, I guess side-story. It was truly horrible, not something I'd have expected from a writer I usually like.

Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at February 01, 2022 11:00 PM (JJatH)

434 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 01, 2022 10:44 PM (Cf/uA)

You're not wrong

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 01, 2022 11:00 PM (Zv9tI)

435 Probably refers to small hard balls/chunks of snow, just as baby heads refers to 6-inch diameter rocks. "Dude, that patch of baby heads was wicked!"
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at February 01, 2022 10:35 PM (m5ywb)

Chicken heads are also known as death cookies, BTW. Baby heads is a mountain biking term.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at February 01, 2022 11:00 PM (m5ywb)

436 I've been on 6 or 7am flights out of a couple of places with women who are dressed like they're ready for a night out in Vegas.

I'm less annoyed at the fact that they had skin showing everywhere than the fact that they clearly woke up at 3am to do two hours worth of hair and makeup to make it to the airport for a 7am flight.

Get a fucking life. You're not going to meet a sugar daddy sitting bleary-eyed at the gate for your flight to nobody cares.

Posted by: ballistic at February 01, 2022 11:00 PM (oXNqT)

437 Gutfeld is on.

Posted by: Theodore at February 01, 2022 11:01 PM (GJnvT)

438 Roseanne - Racist
Trump - Racist
Hitler - Not Racist
Posted by: ... at February 01, 2022 10:55 PM (dscaa)

Yup. That just about sums it up, Ellipsis.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 01, 2022 11:01 PM (mdjgu)

439 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 01, 2022 10:46 PM (63Dwl)

Rogan is a pretty good podcaster, his questions are normal, tend to sound natural and spontaneous, and he does some homework.

You can listen to the McCullough and Campbell interviews on Rumble. They are interesting.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 01, 2022 11:01 PM (ZMraq)

440 In reference to H.L.Mencken and his description of Americans--I suggest if you subscribe to that definition, then go find a more exceptional country.

We ARE the most exceptional country on the planet, populated by an extraordinary people, who are governed by the most unique political system in history.

A look back through our history will show that we have met and prevailed over issues even more serious than this current mess.

Given that record there's no reason to believe that we won't triumph over this latest. The struggle we engage in is part of the heritage those who preceded us. We fight, as did they, to ensure the Republic endures.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 01, 2022 11:02 PM (KATBx)

441 Get a fucking life. You're not going to meet a sugar daddy sitting bleary-eyed at the gate for your flight to nobody cares.

Posted by: ballistic at February 01, 2022 11:00 PM (oXNqT)

What if they're meeting someone special at the other end? It does happen.

Posted by: ... at February 01, 2022 11:02 PM (dscaa)

442 I've been on 6 or 7am flights out of a couple of places with women who are dressed like they're ready for a night out in Vegas.





==


professionals !

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2022 11:02 PM (V13WU)

443 Part, certainly not all, of it is that death is no longer just a part of life anymore.

We're paying attention to it more. We're thinking about it more. We're talking about it more. We're sharing about it more.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 01, 2022 11:02 PM (6FeV1)

444 203 Dogs in the retail stores selling food is a regular thing here in Florida, and a pet peeve of mine. Every time I go to a Walmart supercenter, a Publix, or a Piggly Wiggly, somebody's got their foo-foo along.

What I object to the most is seeing them in the carts.


I agree with you. Dogs freakin' shed, they also have dander. My vacuum cleaner is proof.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 01, 2022 11:02 PM (+lVUW)

445 This was a picture of some young nuns sledding after the snowstorm several days. I like it.They look so happy, I like to think of young woman still entering the religious life and wearing habits too. I also like that their order apparently has a crisis pregnancy center too:

https://tinyurl.com/4pvykaft

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2022 11:02 PM (xU0+W)

446 How would the "artists" feel if Joe Rogan came out and demanded that no artists with leftist political views were allowed to post those opinions in their music on Spotify? Would THAT be censorship? Or is is okay because they could air their music on lesser platforms?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 01, 2022 11:02 PM (eKvjl)

447 The national debt rose from $21.6 trillion to $30.01 trillion so far under Biden's first term, according to Treasury data

Posted by: SMOD at February 01, 2022 11:02 PM (X5CsJ)

448
Gutfeld is on.
Posted by: Theodore


With Geraldo.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 01, 2022 11:02 PM (63Dwl)

449 407 I admit it is a question of taste. I don't blame anyone who didn't get him, particularly late in his career. He was an original and sometimes made Dennis Miller seem mainstream.

He had some great stuff on Letterman. In the end, meaning the later career, he was performing for himself. and his fans. Even specific sets need some context.

Posted by: Quint at February 01, 2022 11:03 PM (yKq5h)

450 Pardon my iggernance, but what is a garden torch? Is that like a tiki torch? Not sure how that would work...?!?
Posted by: mindful webworker - hot time in the cold town tonight at February 01, 2022 09:49 PM (WnooC)

Generically, called a "rosebud torch", because the cast-iron burner looks like a rose bud. In Alberta, they are called Tiger Torches, because the Tiger Torch company made a shitload of them, and they were found on every construction site and drilling lease.

https://www.tigertorchltd.com/

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2022 11:04 PM (P3gRi)

451 2) She's absolutely, blatantly, tittyfuckingly retarded. You wouldn't want her IQ as the temperature of your beer, because your beer would be too cold. She's dumber than a sack of dick hair.
Posted by: ballistic at February 01, 2022 06:32 PM (oXNqT)

Get a fucking life. You're not going to meet a sugar daddy sitting bleary-eyed at the gate for your flight to nobody cares.
Posted by: ballistic at February 01, 2022 11:00 PM (oXNqT)

Ballistic, you're on fire today. Hilarious.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 01, 2022 11:04 PM (mdjgu)

452 Won't be in time for this week's Pet Thread, but I may be able to contribute to the one after that.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 01, 2022 10:45 PM (m0zqP)


Most excellent Beck Chas, I am hoping for a delightful Pet Thread entry in the very near future!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 11:04 PM (hOUT3)

453 Nitter dot net
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 01, 2022 10:58 PM (6FeV1)

Ah, dot net not dot com. Danke.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 01, 2022 11:04 PM (II3Gr)

454 What I object to the most is seeing them in the carts.

I agree with you. Dogs freakin' shed, they also have dander. My vacuum cleaner is proof.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 01, 2022 11:02 PM (+lVUW)

Then again, if it's Walmart, I'd be more inclined to keep the dogs and let the people wait outside.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 01, 2022 11:05 PM (eKvjl)

455 446 But then how could we tell who the jagoffs are? Btw, very good point.

Posted by: Quint at February 01, 2022 11:05 PM (yKq5h)

456 Sometimes it's hard to just lurk here.
Jewells, I'm very sorry for your family's loss.

Posted by: Cosda at February 01, 2022 11:05 PM (LGdf/)

457 keep your stinking cock away from my daughter.
Loser.

Posted by: Mrs. Avery at February 01, 2022 11:05 PM (r9jMd)

458 "According to local towing companies that spoke with the Western Standard, police have placed requests since Sunday for them to assist the RCMP in the removal of trucks and other vehicles participating in the protest. The companies said that they would not be doing so."

Do they end it with an Eh?, or a "Good day", or something equally friendly and so, so Canadian?

In future years, this Canadian trucker protest may be the trigger that spawns universal protest against government tyranny.

I live in WA state, and looking around at the now thousands of small businesses that Uncle Jay has killed off, along with those family's futures, I hope so.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 01, 2022 11:05 PM (sy5kK)

459 445 This was a picture of some young nuns sledding after the snowstorm several days. I like it.They look so happy, I like to think of young woman still entering the religious life and wearing habits too. I also like that their order apparently has a crisis pregnancy center too:

https://tinyurl.com/4pvykaft
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2022 11:02 PM (xU0+W)

There are several orders that are brimming with postulants. The ones that are doing well require habits, and prayer in old forms.

Point of order, only cloistered sisters are nuns, such as the Carmelites. The rest are sisters. A slight distinction but it matters to the ladies.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 01, 2022 11:07 PM (eKvjl)

460 Splinter of the Mind's Eye was supposed to be a novelization of the original second movie, but apparently someone read the script and decided to have a re-write.

That error was what drove the whole raft of Star Wars books

Posted by: Kindltot at February 01, 2022 11:08 PM (ZMraq)

461 Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 01, 2022 09:38 PM (nxdel)

So sorry to hear, Jewels. Prayers up for you and your family.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 01, 2022 11:08 PM (sy5kK)

462 keep your stinking cock away from my daughter.
Loser.
Posted by: Mrs. Avery at February 01, 2022 11:05 PM (r9jMd)

Lady, i can't even *find* the damn thing!

Posted by: Mr. Naggonnabiyinporn of East Phuket at February 01, 2022 11:09 PM (6FeV1)

463 > India Arie

Who?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2022 11:09 PM (bW8dp)

464 449 407 I admit it is a question of taste. I don't blame anyone who didn't get him, particularly late in his career. He was an original and sometimes made Dennis Miller seem mainstream.

He had some great stuff on Letterman. In the end, meaning the later career, he was performing for himself. and his fans. Even specific sets need some context.
Posted by: Quint at February 01, 2022 11:03 PM (yKq5h)

Agreed, on Norm. An acquired taste, but for me he was pretty much in the non plus ultra class of comedians. I showed my 13 year old son the segment known as "Norm Macdonald on Germany". It's clean, and it's hilarious. It looks off the cuff, but every bit of it - the lines, the pauses and the expressions - was painstakingly crafted. It's a great Norm joke, and I think it shows off his genius.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 01, 2022 11:11 PM (mdjgu)

465 Great philosophical monologue by Scottish tv "presenter" Neil Oliver:
"All week I have been wishing I was a trucker in Canada"

https://youtu.be/9yuIBNvdjrA

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 01, 2022 11:11 PM (Zv9tI)

466 "According to local towing companies that spoke with the Western Standard, police have placed requests since Sunday for them to assist the RCMP in the removal of trucks and other vehicles rticipating in the protest. The companies said that they would not be doing so."

Guess the truck towing companies figured out that if they "assist" the RCMP, they'll never do business with truckers again.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 01, 2022 11:11 PM (I2/tG)

467 Sorry not meaning to offend any nuns or sisters but they're probably not reading AOS. I will be aware of the distinction in the future, Just wanted to post a happy picture.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2022 11:12 PM (xU0+W)

468 117 ABC has just suspended Whoopi for 2 weeks.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2022 09:49 PM (ZLI7S)

Shes a total imbecile. I dont think she can fix that in2 weeks.
Posted by: LASue at February 01, 2022 09:54 PM (Ed8Zd)

Sure she can. Frankly, I'm surprised that ABC even went that far. Remember, there are TWO standards in corporate America today. Whoopi kisses ass and speaks the Leftist party line like the good soldier she is. She would have to kill a baby with her bare hands in the public square to get fired. Only a non-minority baby, of course.

While it's disgusting, the double standard is real.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 01, 2022 11:12 PM (sy5kK)

469 I also like that their order apparently has a crisis pregnancy center too:

https://tinyurl.com/4pvykaft
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2022 11:02 PM (xU0+W)

Rather reminds me of that movie with Jane Fonda (I know, I know) called Agnes of God...

Posted by: Boswell at February 01, 2022 11:12 PM (5iUNf)

470 The sad part about Whoopi is that she is speaking as one of the truly stupid people who can only parrot what her racist friends tell her. She repeats the same racism she learned as a kid, but then she blames white people for their racism in somehow keeping her "down."

Multimillionaire Whoopi. Poor downtrodden Whoopi. What has SHE done to lift up black folks?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 01, 2022 11:13 PM (eKvjl)

471 Rather reminds me of that movie with Jane Fonda (I know, I know) called Agnes of God...
Posted by: Boswell at February 01, 2022 11:12 PM (5iUNf)

Angus of God was a lesser-known film about the early Scots presbyterians.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 01, 2022 11:14 PM (II3Gr)

472 Our current fake president bragged about being from a slave state. In the late 80's - not exactly the heart of the Civil Rights movement. Of COURSE there's a standard.

And that standard is, they say what the fuck they want when they want, and you shut the fuck up forever.

Posted by: ... at February 01, 2022 11:14 PM (dscaa)

473
You all probably saw the video of the "grandma who stops a shoplifter."

I cued it up to show you the Cuck in the video.
Look at this sorry excuse for a human.
Look at him, with his Soft Hands in his pockets as sheepishly walks past an old lady who was just fighting with a man as he did nothing but watch.

https://youtu.be/iYaLEXOOA28?t=47

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 01, 2022 11:14 PM (qCp+w)

474 467 Sorry not meaning to offend any nuns or sisters but they're probably not reading AOS. I will be aware of the distinction in the future, Just wanted to post a happy picture.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2022 11:12 PM (xU0+W)

Oh sweetie, please don't feel I was being a scold--the newspaper got it wrong. Goodness, I didn't mean to offend.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 01, 2022 11:14 PM (eKvjl)

475 "White House is terrified Biden, 79, will get COVID because it will show vaccines aren't fully effective and will be used against him after he promised to 'shut down the virus"


give him a booster

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2022 11:15 PM (V13WU)

476 What has SHE done to lift up black folks?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 01, 2022 11:13 PM (eKvjl)

Moonlighting as an elevator counterweight?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 01, 2022 11:15 PM (6FeV1)

477 Guess the truck towing companies figured out that if they "assist" the RCMP, they'll never do business with truckers again.
Posted by: The ARC of History!


And you don't often have to tow a horse, so.....

Posted by: mikeski at February 01, 2022 11:15 PM (P1f+c)

478 Given that record there's no reason to believe that we won't triumph over this latest. The struggle we engage in is part of the heritage those who preceded us. We fight, as did they, to ensure the Republic endures.
Posted by: irongrampa at February 01, 2022 11:02 PM (KATBx)


As always, IG, I like your attitude, but a corrupt, and powerful, government, and a couple of million illegals, and more coming, where nether of them have a concept of our heritage is not gonna help us sort this out!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 11:15 PM (hOUT3)

479 terrified Biden, 79, will get COVID because it will show vaccines aren't fully effective
-------------------------

Yeah so I'm thinking people might have already figured that one out. Gosh do they think the plebes are stupid, or what.

Posted by: ... at February 01, 2022 11:16 PM (dscaa)

480 Howdy Hordelings. Dropping in to say hello. Enjoying a 2 finger pour of Blade and Bow bourbon tonight. Just returned from my wife's brother's house where we enjoyed watching the Caps beat the effin' Penguins in OT.

On to content and comments. {Raises glass to the Horde}

Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2022 11:16 PM (mZUr4)

481 (Raises hand) Sister Gretzky, wouldn't it be easier for us to bring some garden hoses to school tomorrow and then bring our ice skates the day after?
Posted by: Chuck C

*slaps ruler absent mindedly into other palm*

"Where's those buckets, Sister Gretzky??

Posted by: Tonypete at February 01, 2022 11:17 PM (mD/uy)

482 terrified Biden, 79, will get COVID because it will show vaccines aren't fully effective

**

Plus what do they do if he keels over

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 01, 2022 11:17 PM (Zv9tI)

483 Darrell Harris. I loved that whole set.

Posted by: Quint at February 01, 2022 11:17 PM (yKq5h)

484 Moonlighting as an elevator counterweight?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 01, 2022 11:15 PM (6FeV1)

That would be a good one if there were any black people in the buildings she frequents.

Posted by: ... at February 01, 2022 11:17 PM (dscaa)

485 Plus what do they do if he keels over
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 01, 2022 11:17 PM (Zv9tI)


Call a lid for a week.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 01, 2022 11:18 PM (ZMraq)

486
Angus of God was a lesser-known film about the early Scots presbyterians.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker.


It's a long way to the shop if you want some Rocky Road.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 01, 2022 11:19 PM (63Dwl)

487 Doof brother!

Posted by: ... at February 01, 2022 11:19 PM (dscaa)

488 When did hot babes eating pizza become a thang?
Asking for a friend..

Posted by: MkY at February 01, 2022 11:19 PM (cPGH3)

489 Hi Doof!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 01, 2022 11:19 PM (II3Gr)

490 Ah, dot net not dot com. Danke.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 01, 2022 11:04 PM (II3Gr)


Da!
Got me the first time too!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 11:19 PM (hOUT3)

491 Call a lid for a week.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 01, 2022 11:18 PM (ZMraq)

THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!

Posted by: Minions scuttling to surround the besoiled collapsed husk of a demented pervert at February 01, 2022 11:19 PM (6FeV1)

492 483 Darrell Harris. I loved that whole set.
Posted by: Quint at February 01, 2022 11:17 PM (yKq5h)

Same. Not a Letterman fan, but that was Dave's last show, and the emotion that Norm shows at the end of his set is quite moving. Lots of respect between those two.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 01, 2022 11:20 PM (mdjgu)

493 I should have said pictures of hot babes eating pizza... I've been distracted what with examining these pictures and all...

Posted by: MkY at February 01, 2022 11:20 PM (cPGH3)

494 Point of order, only cloistered sisters are nuns, such as the Carmelites. The rest are sisters. A slight distinction but it matters to the ladies.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 01, 2022 11:07 PM (eKvjl)

Yes, the difference between Monks and Priests - some are called to gather fish, some are called to serve the Lord in prayer and devotion.

There is a monastery here on the north shore, not far from where I live. Its secluded and secret, but well maintained. I have never seen a soul there when passing in my car, but I've heard that is it occupied.

There is also a cloister here - the nuns you never saw, but the sisters who assisted in running the cloister used to serve as teachers in my daughter's Catholic elementary.

Posted by: Boswell at February 01, 2022 11:20 PM (5iUNf)

495 Doof!
Good to see you here!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 11:20 PM (hOUT3)

496 Apparently the Pope is going after cloistered religious orders too, according to LifeSite News in addition to the Latin Mass and I won't use the actual term because I'll get that incorrect too:

https://tinyurl.com/ye2ywkrh

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2022 11:20 PM (xU0+W)

497 Looks like Whoopi's big fat greasy snapper got cancelled for her next abortion. Man, that's brutal!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 01, 2022 11:21 PM (6liew)

498 > According to local towing companies that spoke with the Western Standard, police have placed requests since Sunday for them to assist the RCMP in the removal of trucks and other vehicles participating in the protest.

Good people in Alberta and Yukon (and the rest of the Canadian interior).

I could see an eventual anschluss/USExit in which the coastal regions of Canada and the US unite, and the interiors also unite.

Then we'll get to see what happens when they stop sending us tweets, comic book movies, and simulated pieces of green paper, and we stop sending them food, water, and energy.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2022 11:21 PM (bW8dp)

499 Fucking put Bennett Williams to sleep. That is all.

Posted by: Henry Bemis at February 01, 2022 11:21 PM (5G5QC)

500 Pizza eating hot babes would just be weird.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 01, 2022 11:22 PM (II3Gr)

501 > Angus of God

I thought he was a member of that Christian takeoff on AC/DC.

Breakout album: Highway to Heaven.

Then Michael Landon sued them.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2022 11:23 PM (bW8dp)

502 @ 478

As has been the case, Hrothgar, it won't be the masses who prevail here, it'll be those of us who swore an oath plus the ones who believe in the country that will win this.

The illegals ultimately won't factor in it.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 01, 2022 11:24 PM (KATBx)

503 496 I find thus news deeply unsettling
Feels sacrilegious

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 01, 2022 11:24 PM (Zv9tI)

504 Pizza eating hot babes would just be weird.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 01, 2022 11:22 PM (II3Gr)

Go look at the open thread on Instapundit.
I don't get it.

Posted by: MkY at February 01, 2022 11:25 PM (cPGH3)

505 Hug your loved ones. Every chance you get.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2022 09:45 PM (LKTKP)

NEVER miss a chance to tell someone that you care about them.
Tomorrow you might not be here,
or they might not be here!
Don't waste your time..
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 09:48 PM (hOUT3)


^^THIS^^ --- SERIOUSLY!!!

Prayers for you and yours, Jewells

Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2022 11:25 PM (mZUr4)

506 130 It's a long story. But, I had an emergency root canal today 4 hours from home while I was away on biz.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 01, 2022 09:53 PM (aA3+G)

And you still got the ONT up? You're a true hero. Seriously, thanks.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 01, 2022 10:5
---
So sorry to hear, glad it was taken care of and you are at home. What a day! Best to you and the Mrs, this must have been stressful for her too.

Posted by: Farmer, RIP ML at February 01, 2022 11:25 PM (55Qr6)

507 Commie fake "pope"

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 01, 2022 11:26 PM (Zv9tI)

508 182 I just started watering 182 I just started watering The Bob Newhart Show on hulu.
It holds up well. And still fun and witty.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2022 10:06 PM (U2p+3)
Which one? The Chicago one with Suzanne Pleshette, or the one in Vermont with Tom Poston and Mary Frann?
As I was typing this, I remembered that the Vermont one was just called "Newhart".
And possibly the best ending of any American comedy in my lifetime, Newhart that is:

https://www.youtube.com /watch?v=ZgdUWXf8jJk
space after com



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 01, 2022 11:27 PM (sy5kK)

509 I'm sorry, vmom. I shouldn't have shared that. I apologize.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2022 11:27 PM (xU0+W)

510 I've watched a few. He has non standard guests, and by being 2 hours rather than 20 seconds some bits of truth leak out no matter how full of crap the guest is.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 01, 2022 10:33 PM (eoQWY)
----------------

He doesn't editorialize or overtalk his guests.
He allows them to express what they are thinking.
Many times he helps them get it out.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 01, 2022 11:28 PM (jg5Rp)

511 As has been the case, Hrothgar, it won't be the masses who prevail here, it'll be those of us who swore an oath plus the ones who believe in the country that will win this.

The illegals ultimately won't factor in it.
Posted by: irongrampa at February 01, 2022 11:24 PM (KATBx)


IG: I pray your optimism is well founded, and I seem recall that it was only about 3% of the population in 1776, and I firmly believe that those were the same kind of people that have sworn that oath in these times!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 11:28 PM (hOUT3)

512
Commie fake "pope"
Posted by: vmom


Heh.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 01, 2022 11:28 PM (qCp+w)

513 509 I'm sorry, vmom. I shouldn't have shared that. I apologize.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I'm not upset at you, Fen!

I am really mad at that damn pretender in Rome!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 01, 2022 11:29 PM (Zv9tI)

514 Commie fake "pope"
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

My Pope is Benedict.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 01, 2022 11:29 PM (mD/uy)

515 My Pope is Benedict.
Posted by: Tonypete

Yup

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 01, 2022 11:30 PM (Zv9tI)

516 1 Feb 1950
Mike Campbell, guitarist with Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers who had the 1977 single 'American Girl', the 1989 UK No.28 single 'I Won't Back Down', and the 1991 UK No.3 album 'Into The Great Wide Open'. Campbell has also worked with Bob Dylan, Johnny Cash, Fleetwood Mac, Roger McGuinn, Tracy Chapman, Warren Zevon, George Harrison and Stevie Nicks. via thisdayinmusic.com

------

Fantastic homage to Tom -- thanks for linking, MisHum.

I highly recommend, if not yet seen, the documentary "Runnin' Down A Dream" by Peter Bogdanovich.

Really made me appreciate Tom Petty as a songwriter and The Heartbreakers as a band.

Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 01, 2022 11:31 PM (hHVtf)

517 I didn't think you were mad at me, vmom. I just should have stopped with the cute pictures of the sisters on sleds.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2022 11:31 PM (xU0+W)

518 211 Even some progressives- whom ave been dead since the 5os would be appalled at America in 2022. Why mother was what I would term a classic liberal. She died in 1983 She would have found modern America incomprehensible. HL Menken was a very fine writer but not always correct.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2022 10:12 PM (ZlktJ)

In the 50's, liberals would engage in discussion and try to use logic and facts to support their ideas.

Today's liberals are monkeys in lockstep, screeching at anything their masters tell them to screech at. There isn't an independent thought among them.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 01, 2022 11:32 PM (sy5kK)

519 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2022 11:31 PM (xU0+W)

I think you're the only person who thinks you did anything wrong.

Posted by: ... at February 01, 2022 11:33 PM (dscaa)

520 Some reporters asked Joe Manchin today if he'd had any more talks on the BBB bill, and he said "What BBB bill? No there's no talks, there's no bill, it's dead."

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 01, 2022 11:33 PM (evAgx)

521 Generically, called a "rosebud torch",

Weed burner. Most commonly used around here to light slash piles.A little used motor oil, some diesel and a weed burner and you have yourself a bonfire worthy if a peasant uprising.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at February 01, 2022 11:33 PM (8yMkv)

522 Insom, Hrothgar, and [...] -- a hearty hello to you all. Appreciate your emails last week.

Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2022 11:33 PM (mZUr4)

523 Yep, that's kind of interesting isn't it? We have a pope, and a "retired" pope who's still alive. We also have a president who apparently doesn't use the AF1 call sign when flying and has an admitted fake Oval Office set to broadcast from. Dunno what that means but it is weird.

Posted by: azjaeger at February 01, 2022 11:33 PM (3/XaG)

524 "And the idea of universal suffrage begins to be conditioned by the idea that there is a right way to vote and a wrong way to vote, and that those who vote wrong are traitors to the Republic. -- H. L. Mencken"

wow, so Social Justice was a thang, even in 1838. Voting wrong makes us traitors, and even complaining about the stolen votes and stuffed boxes ... also traitorous.

And even as the bad news on vaccines and good news about cheap early treatment comes out, it is still "dangerous, maybe criminal" to "speak truth to power" and reveal the corruption of Fauci and the rest.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 01, 2022 11:34 PM (Cus5s)

525 No, I'm glad you shared it. Better to know than not now.

Bergoglio just moved right up after Fauci on my list

Posted by: vmom stabamillion list and counting at February 01, 2022 11:34 PM (Zv9tI)

526 Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2022 11:33 PM (mZUr4)



FWIW Doof, The Horde has your back!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 11:34 PM (hOUT3)

527 168 Whoopie is now free to lobby for the SCOTUS job.
Posted by: davidt at February 01, 2022 10:04 PM (En9FD)

I saw a 45 second clip on CommieNewsNetwork that told me the Constitution does not require a SC justice to be a lawyer or a judge, it can be anybody.

So Whoopi, there's a chance!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 01, 2022 11:34 PM (sy5kK)

528 (Raises hand) Sister Gretzky, wouldn't it be easier for us to bring some garden hoses to school tomorrow and then bring our ice skates the day after?
Posted by: Chuck C at February 01, 2022 10:53 PM (EughT)


I don't think there was an outdoor spigot.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 01, 2022 11:35 PM (+lVUW)

529 Thing is.

Whoopsie isn't stupid or ignorant.
She knew exactly what she was saying. And she meant every word of it. She's only "apologizing" because she's being told to. If she had any balls at all, she'd stick to her guns.
So. She's evil. And she's a coward.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2022 11:35 PM (U2p+3)

530 *in the neck*

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 01, 2022 11:36 PM (Zv9tI)

531 I think you're the only person who thinks you did anything wrong.

I'm very cross with her. She's brought so much discord to the ONT, which is normally so genteel.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 01, 2022 11:36 PM (3YVs3)

532 And you still got the ONT up? You're a true hero. Seriously, thanks.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 01, 2022 10:51 PM (+lVUW)

He lives in northern Wisconsin...
Those folks can always get it up.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2022 11:36 PM (XIJ/X)

533 The Bob Newhart Show on hulu.
It holds up well. And still fun and witty.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2022 10:06 PM (U2p+3)

I like both Newhart shows, but the original is my favorite. Yeah, the clothes were very '70s, but it kept me from dying whilst I fought the 'rona last month. Carol the receptionist was Mrs. Krabapple on the Simpsons. She was a very funny lady.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Who Dis? at February 01, 2022 11:36 PM (x8Wzq)

534 Weed burner. Most commonly used around here to light slash piles.A little used motor oil, some diesel and a weed burner and you have yourself a bonfire worthy if a peasant uprising.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at February 01, 2022 11:33 PM (8yMkv)


Maybe I bought the bottom of the line, but it did not work worth a darn when I was trying to clear weeds from a horse pasture fence line!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 11:37 PM (hOUT3)

535 Doof, this is the first chance I've had to tell you how sorry I am and to let you know that I feel your pain. Only the best in the future for you and yours.
Your Horde friend.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 01, 2022 11:37 PM (sy5kK)

536 I'm very cross with her. She's brought so much discord to the ONT, which is normally so genteel.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 01, 2022 11:36 PM (3YVs3)



Watch it bear, you'd best not give the blog chaplain any guff!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 11:38 PM (hOUT3)

537 "We also have a president who apparently doesn't use the AF1 call sign when flying and has an admitted fake Oval Office set to broadcast from. Dunno what that means but it is weird."

it is like the military has not accepted Biden/Brandon as POTUS ... but he apparently does inhabit the White House. Not sure about AF1, but having a fake oval office maybe gives him the chance to do multiple takes which they can stitch together to make him appear more coherent? idk ... all I see is a Junta/Mob that has full control, and is using that to destroy our country, including the murder of patriots.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 01, 2022 11:38 PM (Cus5s)

538 I went to bed, but now I am not. It's snowing pretty hard here, and we may have a snow day tomorrow. Good thing it's the dry powdery stuff that is easy to shovel. So tomorrow should not be a widow-maker day at Schloss Mahon.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Who Dis? at February 01, 2022 11:38 PM (x8Wzq)

539 They know this in Canada too. The mainstream media doesn't tell the truth. Video from Rebel News:

https://tinyurl.com/ym9x5e6y

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2022 11:39 PM (xU0+W)

540 Prayers up to all - deepest condolences.

And the more I read and listen to To. petty the more I like him and his music. Outstanding.

Oh, and not first.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 01, 2022 11:39 PM (+ldAm)

541 So tomorrow should not be a widow-maker day at Schloss Mahon.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Don't even joke about that Pug! Hire some neighborhood kids.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 01, 2022 11:39 PM (Zv9tI)

542 197 Thanks for the ONT.

I am not sure Rogan is as smart as people gave him credit for considering he did not know how an apology would be taken.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2022 10:09 PM (f4mjo)

Rogan signed a $100 million dollar contract to sit on his ass and speak his mind. And no FCC, to deal with.
I'd say that's pretty damned smart.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 01, 2022 11:40 PM (sy5kK)

543
I like both Newhart shows, but the original is my favorite. Yeah, the clothes were very '70s, but it kept me from dying whilst I fought the 'rona last month. Carol the receptionist was Mrs. Krabapple on the Simpsons. She was a very funny lady.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Who Dis? at February 01, 2022 11:36 PM (x8Wzq)

His group therapy with his patients was always the funniest part of each show. Mr. Carlin especially!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 01, 2022 11:40 PM (evAgx)

544 Jeez.. typo there. Tom Petty. C'mon man..

Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 01, 2022 11:41 PM (+ldAm)

545 Whoppi. Is a racist evil progessive vile cunt. Who should grow eyebrows. Did i mention vile cunt?

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at February 01, 2022 11:42 PM (0OmEj)

546 225 Trump just called Lindsey Graham a RINO.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 01, 2022 10:15 PM (0TVNF)

Commie sell-out would be more appropriate.
But RINO is a good start.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 01, 2022 11:43 PM (sy5kK)

547 FWIW Doof, The Horde has your back!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 11:34 PM (hOUT3)


I did not fully comprehend what that meant until last week. And I'm learning more about it daily. Horde love is amazing and humbling.

Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2022 11:43 PM (mZUr4)

548 546 225 Trump just called Lindsey Graham a RINO.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 01, 2022 10:15 PM (0TVNF)

Commie sell-out would be more appropriate.
But RINO is a good start.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 01, 2022 11:43 PM (sy5kK)

Baby steps

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 11:44 PM (hOUT3)

549 Doof I owe you some royalties. Been talking to the dog. A lot. Don't remember what or if there was an agreed amount. Will you take green stamps?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at February 01, 2022 11:44 PM (8yMkv)

550 {{{Doof}}}

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 01, 2022 11:44 PM (Zv9tI)

551
When did Meghan McCain first join the Spew? I saw a picture of her and the cast back then, and Whoopi was nowhere near as big as is she is now. She looked skinny in comparison. And that hasn't been that long I don't think.

Whoopi is putting on BMI faster than Kevin D. Williamson, looks like.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 01, 2022 11:44 PM (Mzdiz)

552 She's putting on mass so that she and Jonah can share pants.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 01, 2022 11:46 PM (3YVs3)

553 Good evening y'all!

Colorado Morondezvous 2021 attendees......please check your spam. I sent an email out on Friday and evidently it has been going to spam

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 01, 2022 11:46 PM (/UQ/R)

554 Whoopi is putting on BMI faster than Kevin D. Williamson, looks like.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 01, 2022 11:44 PM (Mzdiz)

Morphing from Goldberg to Hindenberg.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2022 11:46 PM (P3gRi)

555 Doof, this is the first chance I've had to tell you how sorry I am and to let you know that I feel your pain. Only the best in the future for you and yours.
Your Horde friend.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 01, 2022 11:37 PM (sy5kK)


Thank you, my friend. Glad to see you here. Hope you are well.

Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2022 11:46 PM (mZUr4)

556 482 terrified Biden, 79, will get COVID because it will show vaccines aren't fully effective

**

Plus what do they do if he keels over
----
Will Biden be recorded as first President to die from Covid-19 ?

Posted by: Ciampino at February 01, 2022 11:47 PM (qfLjt)

557 I did not fully comprehend what that meant until last week. And I'm learning more about it daily. Horde love is amazing and humbling.
Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2022 11:43 PM (mZUr4)

*fist bump*

Been there. And yes, these are some solid folk.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Who Dis? at February 01, 2022 11:47 PM (x8Wzq)

558 A man in Thailand's bong session went disastrously wrong, according to his doctors. In a new case report, they describe how he "completely amputated his penis" using scissors,


Did every man that read this suddenly wince, or was it just me?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 01, 2022 11:48 PM (sy5kK)

559 Doof I owe you some royalties. Been talking to the dog. A lot. Don't remember what or if there was an agreed amount. Will you take green stamps?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at February 01, 2022 11:44 PM (8yMkv)


Please refresh my memory. Did I give you words of wisdom? That seems unlikely!

Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2022 11:49 PM (mZUr4)

560
The bluechecks on Twatter are mad about Whoopi -- that she was suspended, that is. Racism, they say.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 01, 2022 11:49 PM (Mzdiz)

561 Whoppi. Is a racist evil progessive vile cunt. Who should grow eyebrows. Did i mention vile cunt?

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at February 01, 2022 11:42 PM (0OmEj)

Yes you did, but a few more times would be nice. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 01, 2022 11:49 PM (VwHCD)

562 554 Whoopi is putting on BMI faster than Kevin D. Williamson, looks like.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 01, 2022 11:44 PM (Mzdiz)

Morphing from Goldberg to Hindenberg.
----
Well she's always been full of gas. (Jagger perks an ear).

Posted by: Ciampino at February 01, 2022 11:49 PM (qfLjt)

563 Did every man that read this suddenly wince, or was it just me?

At least it wasn't eaten by a duck.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 01, 2022 11:49 PM (3YVs3)

564 Podhoretz in NYPost:
Drop the Goldberg name you co-opted, Whoopi - you don't deserve it

https://twitter.com/MZHemingway/status/
1488686860670935045

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 01, 2022 11:49 PM (Zv9tI)

565 A man in Thailand's bong session went disastrously wrong, according to his doctors. In a new case report, they describe how he "completely amputated his penis" using scissors,


Did every man that read this suddenly wince, or was it just me?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 01, 2022 11:48 PM (sy5kK)

Did you click on the link and read the whole story? Shit man...

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 01, 2022 11:51 PM (VwHCD)

566 A man in Thailand's bong session went disastrously wrong, according to his doctors. In a new case report, they describe how he "completely amputated his penis" using scissors,


Did every man that read this suddenly wince, or was it just me?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 01, 2022 11:48 PM (sy5kK)

He was angry because he lost a game of golf due to a bad slice.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2022 11:51 PM (P3gRi)

567 Whoopi is putting on BMI faster than Kevin D. Williamson, looks like.
Posted by: publius
=========

Compensating for a self esteem problem.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2022 11:51 PM (WZ5i4)

568 Did you click on the link and read the whole story? Shit man...
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 01, 2022 11:51 PM (VwHCD)


A man's gotta know his limitations!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 11:52 PM (hOUT3)

569 Compensating for a self esteem problem.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2022 11:51 PM (WZ5i4)



so only another 200 lbs to go?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 11:53 PM (hOUT3)

570 Please refresh my memory. Did I give you words of wisdom? That seems unlikely!
Posted by: Doof

Old timer is a pedigree mutt named Marcus Barkus Rufus Dufus O'Malley. You claimed some kinda obscure copyright on the name. I never actually saw any documentation but then I'm sort of a face value kind of guy. If you aren't interested in green stamps, can I offer you my collection of cigarette butts?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at February 01, 2022 11:53 PM (8yMkv)

571 316 500:quatloos says Whoopsie returns to a hand selected audience who gives her a five minute ovation.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 01, 2022 10:32 PM (axyOa)

That's a sucker bet if I've ever seen one, Diogenes. Maybe the only bet is deciding the over under at 5 minutes. I'd say over, but they will cut away for commercials and lie about it, to fix the bet.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 01, 2022 11:55 PM (sy5kK)

572 Did anyone listen to that Beck rant about FOIA revealing that the fed reserve gave away many trillions back in TARP/2008 save the financial Kingdom days?

And it has gone off the rails much worse since then, he says. The BigBanks were getting trillions each, so were other countries ... we bailed the world out, supposedly to the tune of $29 Trillion. ... it would kinda explain how they held the bubble together, and many are echoing these kind of thoughts that they are making are money worth-less.

https://is.gd/qPCuf2

Posted by: illiniwek at February 01, 2022 11:55 PM (Cus5s)

573 Hit and run here tonight, I am really tired. Jewells, I am so very sorry for your loss. Doof, a pleasure to see you. Good night Horde.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 01, 2022 11:55 PM (a4EWo)

574 Plus what do they do if he keels over

National Funeral Extravaganza that lasts til the midterms. Much safer distraction than trying to start a ground war in the front yard of a country with nuclear weapons and delivery systems.

Posted by: azjaeger at February 01, 2022 11:56 PM (3/XaG)

575 322 Of course, I'm suspended. You know who controls television and movies. And international banking. And the weather.
Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg Right Now, Probably at February 01, 2022 10:33 PM (3YVs3)


Another example why the grey box folks are the best folks.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 01, 2022 11:56 PM (sy5kK)

576 It is racism behind Whoopi's suspension.
If she were white she would've been fired

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at February 01, 2022 11:56 PM (lCui1)

577 Wondering if Whoopie is having any regrets on choosing Goldberg as her psuedonam?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at February 01, 2022 11:56 PM (8yMkv)

578 Did anyone listen to that Beck rant about FOIA revealing that the fed reserve gave away many trillions back in TARP/2008 save the financial Kingdom days?

Seems like a complicated premise for a song.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 01, 2022 11:57 PM (3YVs3)

579 Doof, good to see you here and hope you continue your recovery from your loss.
T

Posted by: Farmer, RIP ML at February 01, 2022 11:57 PM (55Qr6)

580 That's a sucker bet if I've ever seen one, Diogenes. Maybe the only bet is deciding the over under at 5 minutes. I'd say over, but they will cut away for commercials and lie about it, to fix the bet.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 01, 2022 11:55 PM (sy5kK)


And watch the applause loop very carefully because it will still be running there (but from a different camera angle) after the commercial!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 11:57 PM (hOUT3)

581 Old timer is a pedigree mutt named Marcus Barkus Rufus Dufus O'Malley. You claimed some kinda obscure copyright on the name. I never actually saw any documentation but then I'm sort of a face value kind of guy. If you aren't interested in green stamps, can I offer you my collection of cigarette butts?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at February 01, 2022 11:53 PM (8yMkv)


Oh yeah, now I remember! The Dufus part is way too similar to my nic. So yes, I do own that copyright. Green stamps are preferable to cig butts. Bourbon is most appreciated

Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2022 11:58 PM (mZUr4)

582 523 Yep, that's kind of interesting isn't it? We have a pope, and a "retired" pope who's still alive. We also have a president who apparently doesn't use the AF1 call sign when flying and has an admitted fake Oval Office set to broadcast from. Dunno what that means but it is weird.
----
Maybe whoever is really running the show is the one occupying the real Oval Office. Hmm, now I wonder who could that be .....

Posted by: Ciampino at February 01, 2022 11:58 PM (qfLjt)

583 A man's gotta know his limitations!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 11:52 PM (hOUT3)

I can't remember that many things.

Posted by: ... at February 01, 2022 11:58 PM (dscaa)

584 Doof!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 01, 2022 11:58 PM (/UQ/R)

585 @Quint and Darrell Harris, have you ever seen Norm reading from his book about the kid's funeral?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 01, 2022 11:58 PM (BMmaB)

586 If she were (a non-leftard) she would've been fired

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at February 01, 2022 11:56 PM (lCui1)

I think this is more accurate, sorry

Posted by: ... at February 01, 2022 11:59 PM (dscaa)

587 Good night all
Hrothgar out!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 11:59 PM (hOUT3)

588 Compensating for a self esteem problem.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2022 11:51 PM (WZ5i4)

Well, Mike. Got the distributor out of the Jeep. It has a short shaft that seats in a socket on the intermediate shaft. That shaft is slotted on the end, and the distributor shaft has a flat tang that fits in the slot. Then I pulled out the intermediate shaft, which was a struggle, due to buildup of varnish on it. But I got it out. Bottom end, which engages the oil pump, is a 5/16" hex, and wear marks showed that to be engaged in the oil pump to a depth of nearly an inch. So no obvious signs of drive failure. Put it all back together, started engine, and both gauges went to 50 psi, with a cold engine.

So, back to Square One.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2022 11:59 PM (P3gRi)

589
A Dem senator just stroked out, apparently, I just saw. Ben Ray Luhan, (D, NM) had a stroke. A full recovery is expected, they say, but looks like only 49 Dems fully operational in the Senate, now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 02, 2022 12:00 AM (Mzdiz)

590 376 Technically it's not Chrysler Imperial, but at the most Imperial by Chrysler. Chrysler considered Imperial to be its own make. People just never bought into that, however and Chrysler didn't help by being able to make it a completely different body or using different engines. When Imperial was finally dropped they brought it back the next year as a Chrysler New Yorker Brougham at a lower price and it sold more.
Posted by: azjaeger at February 01, 2022 10:45 PM (3/XaG)

but how do you think I feel?

Posted by: DeSoto at February 02, 2022 12:01 AM (sy5kK)

591 Doof, good to see you here and hope you continue your recovery from your loss.
T
Posted by: Farmer, RIP ML at February 01, 2022 11:57 PM (55Qr6)


Many thanks!

Posted by: Doof at February 02, 2022 12:02 AM (mZUr4)

592 373 ABC board needs to tell their ABC news president that 2 week will not do it
Posted by: runner at February 01, 2022 10:44 PM (V13WU)

The black female president suspending the black talkshow host for more than two weeks?

That's kinda funny. Not a chance in hell.

Posted by: DeSoto at February 02, 2022 12:03 AM (sy5kK)

593 Doof!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 01, 2022 11:58 PM (/UQ/R)


Howdy WDS!!

Posted by: Doof at February 02, 2022 12:03 AM (mZUr4)

594 Bourbon is most appreciated
Posted by: Doof

Hmmm. I don't have an operating still so would you settle for a couple jars of raspberry jam?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at February 02, 2022 12:03 AM (8yMkv)

595 A man in Thailand's bong session went disastrously wrong

*******

I was having trouble parsing that, it sounded like a man went disastrously wrong at a bong session belonging to Thailand.

I think they are trying to say:

The bong session of a man in Thailand went disastrously wrong.

Or: In Thailand, a man's bong session went disastrously wrong.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 02, 2022 12:04 AM (m45I2)

596 Hiya Doof!

*hugs*

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 02, 2022 12:04 AM (U2p+3)

597 Put it all back together, started engine, and both gauges went to 50 psi, with a cold engine.

So, back to Square One.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
------

My recollection is that oil pressure is intermittent?

Well, I expect that pulling the pan is going to be tedious, but seems like the next thing to do.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2022 12:04 AM (L47aO)

598 "Whoppi. Is a racist evil progessive vile cunt. Who should grow eyebrows. Did i mention vile cunt?"

her whole career apparently happened because she is black, and is not afraid to use that as leverage, and condemn any that don't recognize her life of being an oppressed black woman (even though all her fame is due to "black female entitlement/privilege", not oppression).

Posted by: illiniwek at February 02, 2022 12:04 AM (Cus5s)

599 A Dem senator just stroked out, apparently, I just saw. Ben Ray Luhan, (D, NM) had a stroke. A full recovery is expected, they say, but looks like only 49 Dems fully operational in the Senate, now.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 02, 2022 12:00 AM (Mzdiz)

I guess he didn't get the memo.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 02, 2022 12:05 AM (P3gRi)

600 I would ask, or check the link, but I am disinclined to find out what a 'bong session' is.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2022 12:06 AM (L47aO)

601 {{{{nurse}}}}

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 02, 2022 12:06 AM (/UQ/R)

602
The bluechecks on Twatter are mad about Whoopi -- that she was suspended, that is. Racism, they say.
Posted by: publius


best fake black history month ever!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 12:06 AM (qCp+w)

603
Morphing from Goldberg to Hindenberg.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


To Iceberg.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 02, 2022 12:06 AM (63Dwl)

604 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2022 11:59 PM (P3gRi)

AOP, Ben Had had a question abut diesel engine degreasing and would like your professional opinion. Search the previous thread for the details. Your answer will ensure you are a special guest in Corsicana this October!
I think you can relay the answer through MisHum to Ben Had.
~H

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 02, 2022 12:07 AM (hOUT3)

605 My recollection is that oil pressure is intermittent?

Well, I expect that pulling the pan is going to be tedious, but seems like the next thing to do.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2022 12:04 AM (L47aO)

Beginning to look that way. Maybe some trash in the pan that gets sucked up by the pump, and clogs the screen, and then falls free, slowly, during a shut down.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 02, 2022 12:07 AM (P3gRi)

606 A Dem senator just stroked out, apparently, I just saw. Ben Ray Luhan, (D, NM) had a stroke. A full recovery is expected, they say, but looks like only 49 Dems fully operational in the Senate, now.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 02, 2022 12:00

Well HoLeeFuc! That makes a lot of Senate calculations up in the air.

Posted by: Farmer, RIP ML at February 02, 2022 12:08 AM (55Qr6)

607
Why isn't Rep Steve Scalise getting a Navy vessel named after him like gabby giffords did?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 12:08 AM (qCp+w)

608
best fake black history month ever!
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales


And we're only one day into it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 02, 2022 12:08 AM (63Dwl)

609 WDS! Hi there sweet lady!

Y'all got snow?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 02, 2022 12:08 AM (U2p+3)

610 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 02, 2022 12:00 AM (Mzdiz

Fully vaxxed and boosted I would guess, but that's not important right now!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 02, 2022 12:09 AM (hOUT3)

611 Why isn't Rep Steve Scalise getting a Navy vessel named after him like gabby giffords did?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 12:08 AM (qCp+w)


(R)

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 02, 2022 12:10 AM (hOUT3)

612 Now I really am done!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 02, 2022 12:11 AM (hOUT3)

613 AOP, Ben Had had a question abut diesel engine degreasing and would like your professional opinion. Search the previous thread for the details. Your answer will ensure you are a special guest in Corsicana this October!
I think you can relay the answer through MisHum to Ben Had.
~H
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 02, 2022 12:07 AM (hOUT3)

Jim (Sunk New Dawn) has my e-mail, and he is welcome to pass it on to Ben Had. I'd be happy to deal with her question via email. Right now, I feel kind of chilly, so I am going to go early to bed, soon as I put the Studebaker in the garage.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 02, 2022 12:11 AM (P3gRi)

614
Why isn't Rep Steve Scalise getting a Navy vessel named after him like gabby giffords did?
Posted by: Soothsayer's
-----

Uh, how about Federal District Court Chief Judge John Roll, who was shot and *killed* at the Giffords event? Oh, wait, Republican, so no propaganda play.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2022 12:12 AM (830x5)

615 I am going to go early to bed, soon as I put the Studebaker in the garage.

******

Best euphemism ever!!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 02, 2022 12:13 AM (m45I2)

616
Purple Power concentrated. Put in spray bottle.
Spray engine. Wait. Rinse.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 12:14 AM (qCp+w)

617
Uh, how about Federal District Court Chief Judge John Roll, who was shot and *killed* at the Giffords event? Oh, wait, Republican, so no propaganda play.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


A young boy killed also, yes?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 12:15 AM (qCp+w)

618 Doof sorry i didn't catch what happened. I understand loss. If i can help? Let me know. The horde has lost much lately. Prayers for all of you. Even you. Yes you. You know. Yup even him.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at February 02, 2022 12:16 AM (0OmEj)

619 Podhoretz in NYPost:
Drop the Goldberg name you co-opted, Whoopi - you don't deserve it

https://twitter.com/MZHemingway/status/
1488686860670935045
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

Bronzeberg?
Also, Pod's Jewish Supremacist is showing for all to see on full display.

Posted by: I mean... at February 02, 2022 12:18 AM (A2s4u)

620 off DeSoto sock.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 02, 2022 12:20 AM (sy5kK)

621 Zoidberg

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 02, 2022 12:21 AM (63Dwl)

622 Bourbon is most appreciated
Posted by: Doof

Hmmm. I don't have an operating still so would you settle for a couple jars of raspberry jam?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at February 02, 2022 12:03 AM (8yMkv)


That will work!

Posted by: Doof at February 02, 2022 12:21 AM (mZUr4)

623 529 Thing is.

Whoopsie isn't stupid or ignorant.
She knew exactly what she was saying. And she meant every word of it. She's only "apologizing" because she's being told to. If she had any balls at all, she'd stick to her guns.
So. She's evil. And she's a coward.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2022 11:35 PM (U2p+3)

Where is that thumbs up emoji all the kids use these days? Oh wait, this is 1996 technology. Never mind.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 02, 2022 12:22 AM (sy5kK)

624 Hiya Doof!

*hugs*
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 02, 2022 12:04 AM (U2p+3)


Cross country hugs received -- and sending some your way!

Posted by: Doof at February 02, 2022 12:24 AM (mZUr4)

625

Hi, everybody!!

Posted by: Dr Nick Riviera at February 02, 2022 12:24 AM (7DYli)

626 Double pour of macallen 12... Will that work.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at February 02, 2022 12:26 AM (0OmEj)

627 I think they are trying to say:

The bong session of a man in Thailand went disastrously wrong.

Or: In Thailand, a man's bong session went disastrously wrong.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 02, 2022 12:04 AM (m45I2)

Short version- Smoke a bong, lose the dong.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 12:27 AM (VwHCD)

628 I suspect there was more in that bong than he knew.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at February 02, 2022 12:29 AM (0OmEj)

629 I recommend that every one of us write their own obituary. Do it so your survivors don't have to.
No one is better qualified to do it than you are. Make provisions in your will to have it published however you may prefer.
Whether it be for a paragraph or 500 words, just do it.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 02, 2022 12:29 AM (jTmQV)

630 A Dem senator just stroked out, apparently, I just saw. Ben Ray Luhan, (D, NM) had a stroke. A full recovery is expected.

Reach for the light, Ray, reach for the light...

Posted by: Henry Bemis at February 02, 2022 12:30 AM (5G5QC)

631 Here is the obituary your survivors could write for you:

"He DEAD! (sad face emoji)"

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 02, 2022 12:31 AM (jTmQV)

632 "Whoopsie isn't stupid or ignorant.
She knew exactly what she was saying. And she meant every word of it."

she is just protecting her brand ... which is based in "White Supremacy is horrible, all whites have it in their genes, they owe us reparations forever, and they must admit their own evilness." (and she probably perceived Jews as competitors for that victimhood status)

idk if the mid 1800s German oppression of the German peasantry compares to any other genocides, by all my heritage escaped that German terror shortly after the civil war (and some did not escape) ... but I still owe reparations to Whoopi or Obama, who were never oppressed?

The whole victim thing needs to end, but black history month is probably now erasing what MLK stood for, their "leaders" want Black Supremacy, not liberty.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 02, 2022 12:32 AM (Cus5s)

633 That will work!
Posted by: Doof


Bwwilly59 at the gmail thingy with shipping address. Since yer such an astute negotiator I'll even throw in a couple jars of spicy dilly beans.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at February 02, 2022 12:33 AM (8yMkv)

634 Hillary wrote Qaddafi's obituary.

https://youtu.be/6DXDU48RHLU

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 02, 2022 12:33 AM (63Dwl)

635 "It's silly that Flores had to sit for a job interview that he knew (from Belichick's text) was pointless because the other guy was already hired."

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 01, 2022 10:47 PM (mdjgu)

I know I'm a bit late here, but: The dumb thing about Flores' suing the Giants in particular is that the Giants had just hired a GM from the Bills' management, who telegraphed from the start that he wanted to hire one of two Bills coordinators as his new head coach (being that he'd already worked with them well and wanted to keep that intact). Those two coordinators were Brian Daboll (white guy) and Leslie Frazier (black guy, had also been a head coach with the Vikings before). After he interviewed them both, the Bills lost to the Chiefs in the playoffs; Daboll's offense clearly did enough to win, while Frazier's defense clearly blew the game for reasons that pointed to coaching. Daboll got the job, but if the Bills' offense and defense had played the other way around, then Frazier would have gotten it. So it's BS for Flores to cry racism here, as Frazier might very well have gotten the job and definitely was a finalist ahead of him.

Posted by: They Can't Have My French Fries at February 02, 2022 12:33 AM (Lhm5y)

636 623 529 Thing is.
Whoopsie isn't stupid or ignorant.
She knew exactly what she was saying. And she meant every word of it. She's only "apologizing" because she's being told to. If she had any balls at all, she'd stick to her guns.
So. She's evil. And she's a coward.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2022 11:35 PM (U2p+3)
---------------------

Thank you, I've been saying this all night to deaf ears.
She is a well paid agent provocateur of the Deep State.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 02, 2022 12:35 AM (jg5Rp)

637 Hiya Dr Nick!!!

How's it going?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 02, 2022 12:39 AM (U2p+3)

638 Disney sentenced Whoopie to vacation.

Good job, Disney!

Posted by: Axeman at February 02, 2022 12:41 AM (OaZlZ)

639 Welp, there it is. No westcoasters and the tread is comatose. If Skip were here he'd pronounce it dead.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 02, 2022 12:41 AM (jg5Rp)

640 Long time till Pixy.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 02, 2022 12:43 AM (3YVs3)

641
Skip will be along in 3 hours.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 12:43 AM (qCp+w)

642 I recommend that every one of us write their own obituary. Do it so your survivors don't have to.
No one is better qualified to do it than you are. Make provisions in your will to have it published however you may prefer.
Whether it be for a paragraph or 500 words, just do it.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 02, 2022 12:29

Excellent idea. As an historian I can testify to many errors in obits, I'll bet it's abbout 50% at least.

Posted by: Farmer, RIP ML at February 02, 2022 12:44 AM (55Qr6)

643 Welp, there it is. No westcoasters and the tread is comatose. If Skip were here he'd pronounce it dead.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 02, 2022 12:41 AM (jg5Rp)
----
* waving salt shaker with a whirring, keening sound*

Posted by: Dr. McCoy Waving A Salt Shaker at February 02, 2022 12:44 AM (OaZlZ)

644 Prayers up Doof.

Posted by: Quint at February 02, 2022 12:46 AM (U8i3e)

645 Fuck it, poured a shot of bourbon. Got nothing else to do for the rest of the night.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 12:47 AM (VwHCD)

646 Welp, there it is. No westcoasters and the tread is comatose. If Skip were here he'd pronounce it dead.

Posted by: Braenyard

* puts on party hat and sunglasses*

Yeehaw! Skip is in charge of roofs and breakfast. Good thing I didn't lean back in the recliner you would have started throwing dirt on me.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at February 02, 2022 12:47 AM (8yMkv)

647 I'm a west coaster and I am still awake.
Ask me anything.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 02, 2022 12:49 AM (jTmQV)

648 642 I have heard that as a writing exercise. It is true most know their own story more than those remaing. If you have many that know it as well as you do, count yourself as lucky and Blessed.

Posted by: Quint at February 02, 2022 12:50 AM (U8i3e)

649 I suspect there was more in that bong than he knew.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at February 02, 2022 12:29 AM (0OmEj)

Had to be. There is no weed on the planet that makes you want to cut off your junk.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 12:50 AM (VwHCD)

650 If you ever thought of cutting off your penis while stoned, you definitely thought of it while not stoned.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 02, 2022 12:52 AM (jTmQV)

651 Seems like it would have been more humane to euthanize tge kid. Life without a dick. What's the point?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 02, 2022 12:52 AM (3YVs3)

652 *waving salt shaker with a whirring, keening sound*
Posted by: Dr. McCoy Waving A Salt Shaker at February 02, 2022 12:44

*keeping a close eye the the salt scattering dude, who thinks he was in Stark Dreck*

So how is the weather there tonight?

Posted by: Farmer, RIP ML at February 02, 2022 12:53 AM (55Qr6)

653 Thank you, I've been saying this all night to deaf ears.
She is a well paid agent provocateur of the Deep State.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 02, 2022 12:35 AM (jg5Rp)

Not deaf over here boss. I've been saying the same thing. I think people either agree or don't care enough to disagree. But this is 100% how they do stuff. I mean if people don't know by now that everything they see and hear that is remotely related to the Left is fake and contrived......

How did we go from a seemingly random "Neil Young Complains About Joe Rogan" story, to a Country-wide Joe Rogan Cancel-a-thon... in the space of about 48 hours?

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 12:56 AM (dscaa)

654 I recommend that every one of us write their own obituary. Do it so your survivors don't have to.
No one is better qualified to do it than you are. Make provisions in your will to have it published however you may prefer.
Whether it be for a paragraph or 500 words, just do it.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 02, 2022 12:29

yeah, the last thing you need is the survivors to argue among themselves like a jurors at a murder trial. They'll start fighting and all they squeak out for an obituary is "fuck that guy"

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 12:56 AM (VwHCD)

655 Prayers up Doof.
Posted by: Quint at February 02, 2022 12:46 AM (U8i3e)


Thanks! And good night y'all.

Posted by: Doof at February 02, 2022 12:58 AM (mZUr4)

656 Seems like it would have been more humane to euthanize tge kid. Life without a dick. What's the point?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 02, 2022 12:52 AM (3YVs3)

I was on the phone with a friend when i read the story and told him. The first words out his mouth was "that dude is going to kill himself"

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 12:59 AM (VwHCD)

657 I suspect there was more in that bong than he knew.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at February 02, 2022 12:29 AM (0OmEj)

Had to be. There is no weed on the planet that makes you want to cut off your junk.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 12:5
---
Indeed, that's some BS story.

Now weed that makes you sleepy, I've heard about. I'll call the cat and she can sleep on me. Nite all.

Posted by: Farmer, RIP ML at February 02, 2022 01:01 AM (55Qr6)

658 I'd like to work with one of those post-modernists that think you can redefine words like mother in a restaurant.

I'd ask them to hand me a spoon. When they did, I'd say "No. The spoon."

When they said, "Which spoon? This is a spoon." I'd reply "The spoon. The spoon! Hand me the f*ckng spoon!"

When they handed a different spoon, I'd get pissed at them, push them aside and grab a plate and say "This. A f*cking spoon, you f*cking idiot. Who hired this idiot that doesn't know what a f*cking spoon is? Get this clown outta here."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 02, 2022 01:01 AM (k3lmS)

659 I'm a west coaster and I am still awake.
Ask me anything.
Posted by: gourmand du jour
Do you pee in lakes?
Are you a goblin?
Can you squat at least 4 plates?
Are you a Pureblood?
What's your opinion on gen X lanklets aging like goofy skinny fat cat ladies?
Why do you dislike Scott?
Your neighbor watches you with her telescope... how much do you charge?
What child is your favorite?
Can I hold a dollar?

Posted by: I'll play at February 02, 2022 01:05 AM (+Xbp1)

660 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at February 02, 2022 01:05 AM (1Yy3c)

661 Evening.
Posted by: Robert at February 02, 2022 01:05

Hey Robert. Can you make any sense out of th last few posts here? Just curious, LOL.

Posted by: Farmer, RIP ML at February 02, 2022 01:08 AM (55Qr6)

662 Watching Banner Of The Stars and I...don't know how I feel about this series. Would have watched it years ago but I was profoundly disappointed by Crest Of The Stars. Lots of meandering dialogue that leads nowhere while officers cavort with each other. Just finished episode ten and the action is finally picking up, at least.

Still, this series really isn't anything like I've heard it described. I suppose it's a matter of expectations.

At least there's some really cool visuals when ships start launching their mines en masse at each other.

Posted by: Robert at February 02, 2022 01:10 AM (1Yy3c)

663 Can you make any sense out of th last few posts here? Just curious, LOL.
Posted by: Farmer, RIP ML at February 02, 2022 01:08 AM (55Qr6)

Are you asking me to read the content? Dear God, man!!!!!!

Posted by: Robert at February 02, 2022 01:11 AM (1Yy3c)

664 645 Fuck it, poured a shot of bourbon. Got nothing else to do for the rest of the night.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 12:47 AM (VwHCD)

OK, I'll join you. Never good to see a friend drink alone.

*cheers*

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 02, 2022 01:11 AM (sy5kK)

665 New non-transitive science version of rock, paper, scissors.

Vaxx beats mask
Mask beats test
Test beats vaxx

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at February 02, 2022 01:11 AM (8yMkv)

666 I never pee in lakes, because, candiru, duh.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 02, 2022 01:12 AM (jTmQV)

667 Hmmm, come in with last comment being 666?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 01:13 AM (dNqv+)

668 I stayed up and read through all the comments to reach *this* nonsense? Nonsense!

Posted by: SFGoth at February 02, 2022 01:15 AM (KAi1n)

669 635 "It's silly that Flores had to sit for a job interview that he knew (from Belichick's text) was pointless because the other guy was already hired."

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 01, 2022 10:47 PM (mdjgu)

I know I'm a bit late here, but: The dumb thing about Flores' suing the Giants in particular is that the Giants had just hired a GM from the Bills' management, who telegraphed from the start that he wanted to hire one of two Bills coordinators as his new head coach (being that he'd already worked with them well and wanted to keep that intact).

Victim, victim, victim.

Fucking makes me sick.

Try winning, asshole, if you want to keep your seven-figure job.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 02, 2022 01:15 AM (sy5kK)

670 Bers.....joining you dude!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 02, 2022 01:17 AM (/UQ/R)

671 647 I'm a west coaster and I am still awake.
Ask me anything.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 02, 2022 12:49 AM (jTmQV)

where doth your Pacific Time Zone existence?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 02, 2022 01:17 AM (sy5kK)

672 Repeat after me: The NFL is Racist

The NFL is Racist

The NFL is Racist

It's fun!!!

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 01:18 AM (dscaa)

673 Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at February 02, 2022 01:11 AM (8yMkv)

What about Lizard and Spock ?

Posted by: Adriane the Hmmmm Critic ... at February 02, 2022 01:19 AM (okV1R)

674 Doof......still up?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 02, 2022 01:20 AM (/UQ/R)

675 Tis time.

Goodnite, good people. Be safe, stay warm and sleep well.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 02, 2022 01:20 AM (KATBx)

676 I range from Seattle to Tahiti.
I prefer Tahiti.
And I speak French.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 02, 2022 01:20 AM (jTmQV)

677 Short version- Smoke a bong, lose the dong.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 12:27 AM


What part of "Bang a gong, get it on" was unclear?

Posted by: T. Rex at February 02, 2022 01:21 AM (EughT)

678 I stayed up and read through all the comments to reach *this* nonsense? Nonsense!
Posted by: SFGoth

Please send all customer complaints to petmorns@gmail.com. . A representative of AceMedia LLC will probably laugh and point.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at February 02, 2022 01:23 AM (8yMkv)

679 Night IGP.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 01:24 AM (dNqv+)

680
How did we go from a seemingly random "Neil Young Complains About Joe Rogan" story, to a Country-wide Joe Rogan Cancel-a-thon... in the space of about 48 hours?
Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 12:56 AM (dscaa)

https://youtu.be/7S8wllPmazM?t=52

Posted by: Pink Floyd at February 02, 2022 01:24 AM (sy5kK)

681 I'm not dead yet!

Posted by: Pete Bog at February 02, 2022 01:25 AM (gXWAI)

682 I stayed up and read through all the comments to reach *this* nonsense? Nonsense!
Posted by: SFGoth


And stuff ...

Stuff and Nonsense ...

Posted by: Alice Doesn't Live Thru the Looking Glass Anymore ... at February 02, 2022 01:25 AM (okV1R)

683 I stayed up and read through all the comments to reach *this* nonsense? Nonsense!
Posted by: SFGoth

And I took that comment... personally.

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 01:27 AM (dscaa)

684 676 I range from Seattle to Tahiti.
I prefer Tahiti.
And I speak French.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 02, 2022 01:20 AM (jTmQV)

That's one helluva lot of frequent flier miles.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 02, 2022 01:28 AM (sy5kK)

685 Can you make any sense out of th last few posts here? Just curious, LOL.
Posted by: Farmer, RIP ML at February 02, 2022 01:08 AM (55Qr6)

Are you asking me to read the content? Dear God, man!!!!!!
Posted by: Robert at February 02, 2022 01:11
---
ROTFLMAO Robert

Thanks for he best chortle of the day.

BTW, Let's go Brandon.

Posted by: Farmer, RIP ML at February 02, 2022 01:28 AM (55Qr6)

686 681 I'm not dead yet!
Posted by: Pete Bog at February 02, 2022 01:25 AM (gXWAI)

Don't know who is spreading that rumor.

I could probably spread a lot worse though. But I'm enjoying fine whisky with friends here this evening. So pull up a chair and pour a glass, Pete!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 02, 2022 01:30 AM (sy5kK)

687 Anyone heard of Gigi Sohn? Nominated for some job by Biden..

Posted by: Farmer, RIP ML at February 02, 2022 01:31 AM (55Qr6)

688 I have just updated my twitter bookmarks to nitter.

I have Nick Searcy, Adam Baldwin, Poso, Schlichter... who else should I follow?

Posted by: sassy at February 02, 2022 01:31 AM (xSICi)

689 605 Most common cause of that is some jackass using too much rtv which strips off in the presence of hot oil, runs to the pan and gets stuck in the pickup screen
goddam jackasses

Posted by: MAxIE at February 02, 2022 01:31 AM (dVkJu)

690 I range from Seattle to Tahiti.
I prefer Tahiti.
And I speak French.
Posted by: gourmand du jour

Show off

Posted by: Pete Bog at February 02, 2022 01:32 AM (gXWAI)

691 659 I'm a west coaster and I am still awake.
Ask me anything.
Posted by: gourmand du jour
Do you pee in lakes? Are you a goblin? Can you squat at least 4 plates? Are you a Pureblood?
What's your opinion on gen X lanklets aging like goofy skinny fat cat ladies?
Why do you dislike Scott?
----

Scott is an asshole.
Fuckk Scott.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, Scott hater at February 02, 2022 01:34 AM (sy5kK)

692 Hello LCD.

Missed you buddy. I've been a sporadic attendee in these parts lately

Posted by: Pete Bog at February 02, 2022 01:36 AM (gXWAI)

693 Who is scott?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 01:36 AM (dNqv+)

694 678 I stayed up and read through all the comments to reach *this* nonsense? Nonsense!
Posted by: SFGoth

Please send all customer complaints to petmorns@gmail.com. . A representative of AceMedia LLC will probably laugh and point.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at February 02, 2022 01:23 AM (8yMkv)

Hey! Morons like Sock Monkey and I CREATED that nonsense. And this is the thanks we get?

No respect, I tell ya'! No respect!

Posted by: LeftCoast "Dangerfield" Dawg at February 02, 2022 01:41 AM (sy5kK)

695 Victim, victim, victim.

Fucking makes me sick.

Try winning, asshole, if you want to keep your seven-figure job.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 02, 2022 01:15 AM (sy5kK)

Yeah, seriously. That reminds me of something else: One of the "on the surface" reasons why Flores got fired from the Dolphins is that he couldn't make the playoffs, largely because he couldn't beat those same Bills. At all. He went 0-6 against that team. The last three losses were absolute laughers, too: 56-26, 35-0, and 26-11.

So he's effectively suing the Giants for favoring the coordinators from the team that beat him every single time they played,. The Giants picked the guy whose offense Flores literally couldn't stop to save his own job.

Posted by: They Can't Have My French Fries at February 02, 2022 01:43 AM (Lhm5y)

696 692 Hello LCD.

Missed you buddy. I've been a sporadic attendee in these parts lately
Posted by: Pete Bog at February 02, 2022 01:36 AM (gXWAI)

Yeah, me too. Finally got the bug out of my computer that banned me from posting on AOS. It happened a week before Texas, and any posts since then until late last week were from my phone.
Trying to post on that nonsense phone keyboard, I looked like Edward Scissorhands playing a game of Operation.

nurse actually texted me to see if I hadn't died or something. I checked and well, nope, still alive and well, as Johnny Winter says. But it took me most of the day to get back to her, so I hope I didn't upset her.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 02, 2022 01:48 AM (sy5kK)

697 605 Most common cause of that is some jackass using too much rtv which strips off in the presence of hot oil, runs to the pan and gets stuck in the pickup screen
goddam jackasses
Posted by: MAxIE at February 02, 2022 01:31 AM (dVkJu)

What is rtv?

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 02, 2022 01:48 AM (4I/2K)

698 I was gonna ask about the Jasecase, but it doesn't look like any of the drs are around.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 02, 2022 01:49 AM (7bRMQ)

699 687 Anyone heard of Gigi Sohn? Nominated for some job by Biden..
Posted by: Farmer, RIP ML at February 02, 2022 01:31 AM (55Qr6)

Is that one of Hunter's hookers?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 02, 2022 01:50 AM (sy5kK)

700 I have just updated my twitter bookmarks to nitter.

I have Nick Searcy, Adam Baldwin, Poso, Schlichter... who else should I follow?
Posted by: sassy


So you're asking us to help you nit pick ...

Posted by: Adriane is Easily Confused ... at February 02, 2022 01:52 AM (okV1R)

701 What is rtv?
Posted by: Count de Monet

Silicone sealant.

Posted by: JQ at February 02, 2022 01:53 AM (dB4Iz)

702 What is rtv?
Posted by: Count de Monet

Used as a gasket sealant.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at February 02, 2022 01:54 AM (8yMkv)

703 Could one use a squirt of rtv to seal a crack in a sun roof liner ?

Posted by: Adriane is Easily Confused ... at February 02, 2022 01:57 AM (okV1R)

704 Stolen from the interwebs:

Biden administration says it is working with Ukraine to make sure Russian troops show valid proof of vaccination before invading.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at February 02, 2022 01:57 AM (8yMkv)

705 703 Could one use a squirt of rtv to seal a crack in a sun roof liner ?
Posted by: Adriane is Easily Confused ... at February 02, 2022 01:57 AM (okV1R)

Phrasing?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 01:58 AM (dNqv+)

706 693 Who is scott?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 01:36 AM (dNqv+)

if you have to ask.......

I'm pretty sure that Scott is Todd's brother.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 02, 2022 01:58 AM (sy5kK)

707 Could one use a squirt of rtv to seal a crack in a sun roof liner ?
Posted by: Adriane

Possibly, but would likely not be the best, or, a permanent solution.

Posted by: JQ at February 02, 2022 02:02 AM (dB4Iz)

708 What is rtv?
Posted by: Count de Monet
-----
Room Temperature Vulcanizing sealant.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2022 02:03 AM (bPH26)

709 Could one use a squirt of rtv to seal a crack in a sun roof liner ?
Posted by: Adriane is Easily Confused

Possibly not the best choice. RTV is designed to be used in a high temp environment. I'm sure you could probably find an effective, more appropriate adhesive at an auto parts store. On the other hand, sounds like something I might try if that's what I had on hand.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at February 02, 2022 02:04 AM (8yMkv)

710 OK, I'll join you. Never good to see a friend drink alone.

*cheers*

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 02, 2022 01:11 AM (sy5kK)

Bers.....joining you dude!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 02, 2022 01:17 AM (/UQ/R)

Well I'm in good company. This calls for a second one. Not working tomorrow, so screw it. Drinks..

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 02:05 AM (VwHCD)

711 Phrasing?
Posted by: Aetius451AD


well ...

I would wear my jeans high enough to cover my workwoman's crack when trying to seal the sun roof liner ...

if rtv was suitable like ...

Posted by: Adriane is Easily Confused ... at February 02, 2022 02:07 AM (okV1R)

712
Permatex makes lot of different silicones to suit every need.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 02:07 AM (qCp+w)

713 rtv is the product that ace used to ensure his shelving wouldn't leak.

duh!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 02, 2022 02:07 AM (QzJWU)

714 which it sounds like it's not ...

Posted by: Adriane is Easily Confused ... at February 02, 2022 02:08 AM (okV1R)

715 I have just updated my twitter bookmarks to nitter.
I have Nick Searcy, Adam Baldwin, Poso, Schlichter... who else should I follow?
Posted by: sassy

Scott Mario CocaineFascism Mittens
dogbot5 RabidManlet. Bulk Hogan
EsotericDoggyWater. Myth of the 20th
Hangin Dong
Gary
CursedSalad. ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER
Baphomason Buster

Posted by: welcome, you are at February 02, 2022 02:09 AM (oFweV)

716 permatex ... thanks!

Posted by: Adriane is Easily Confused ... at February 02, 2022 02:09 AM (okV1R)

717 704 Stolen from the interwebs:
Biden administration says it is working with Ukraine to make sure Russian troops show valid proof of vaccination before invading.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at February 02, 2022 01:57 AM (8yMkv)

That's funny Sock, but anything about showing proof reminds me of Fucking Asshole Jay Inslee. The small-minded coward one. The piece of human feces one. The useful idiot commie dicklicker one. Do you know which one I am referring to?
I can't even go into a restaurant in King County without showing my vaxxed card. I have a pic of it on my phone. Of course, since I never took the fukking jab, I use a pic of my 25 year old son's. Same name, except one letter difference in the first name. Of course nobody had noticed the birthdate in 1996, which is around four decades later than when i was born.
Fuck Jay Inslee. The small-minded coward Commie ass licker.....

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 02, 2022 02:09 AM (sy5kK)

718 Windshield gasket on hubby's car was leaking along the top-- water running down inside of glass-- we taped it off (outside of car) above and below where rubber met the glass, applied plain clear silicone, weighted it, wiped off excess and let it cure. Removed tape.

Voila! No more wet dashboard!

Posted by: JQ at February 02, 2022 02:09 AM (dB4Iz)

719
Many times the sunroofs "leak" because their (usually 2 or 4) tiny drainholes are clogged.

Youube has video on how to clear the weepholes.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 02:11 AM (qCp+w)

720
Windshield gasket on hubby's car was leaking along the top-- water running down inside of glass-- we taped it off (outside of car) above and below where rubber met the glass, applied plain clear silicone, weighted it, wiped off excess and let it cure. Removed tape.

Voila! No more wet dashboard!
Posted by: JQ


Sounds like a similar product I used. It was made specifically for windshield gasket leaks. Worked good.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 02:13 AM (qCp+w)

721 What is rtv?
Posted by: Count de Monet


Shit that some idiot harley owners shouldn't have access to.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 02:14 AM (VwHCD)

722 If it is a physical split, Flex Seal might be worth considering. Make sure that surfaces are well cleaned...wiping well with denatured alcohol should do it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2022 02:15 AM (WZ5i4)

723
Well I'm in good company. This calls for a second one. Not working tomorrow, so screw it. Drinks..
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 02:05 AM (VwHCD)

And I'm guessing that Jim SND has a bit of Tom Simms (?) in a glass near his keyboard. Hope that's the correct name. I believe he had some on the bourbon table in Texas, it was good, and no second mortgage needed to buy it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 02, 2022 02:16 AM (sy5kK)

724
Really, BEFORE you use silicone, make 100% certain the drain holes are clear. Because that's likely your problem.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 02:16 AM (qCp+w)

725 LOL, Sooth... we used the bathroom-stuff from HomeDespot. Pure silicone, about $5 a tube (regular caulking-gun size) back then.

Posted by: JQ at February 02, 2022 02:17 AM (dB4Iz)

726
we used the bathroom-stuff from HomeDespot. Pure silicone, about $5 a tube (regular caulking-gun size) back then.
Posted by: JQ


That works, too!
Silicone is silicone. But the stuff I used was thin and runny so it would seep into all the voids as it ran down the windshield.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 02:18 AM (qCp+w)

727 722 If it is a physical split, Flex Seal might be worth considering. Make sure that surfaces are well cleaned...wiping well with denatured alcohol should do it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2022 02:15 AM (WZ5i4)


I thought that FlexSeal was used when you accidently saw your boat in half and need to put it back together.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 02, 2022 02:19 AM (sy5kK)

728 Yeah, I don't know nuthin' 'bout no "drain holes" for sun roof. Never had sun roof and never will. Because, hole in the roof, amirite?

Posted by: JQ at February 02, 2022 02:19 AM (dB4Iz)

729 Fuck Jay Inslee. The small-minded coward Commie ass licker.....
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

I'm saving up my anger. His day will come. On this side of the state I've yet to see any restuarant asking for proof of vaccination. The ones I've been in don't even say boo about no mask. On the other hand Gonzaga suspended John Stockton's season tickets because he told them to pound sand regarding wearing a mask. Been years (alot) since I've had a fake ID. Might have to ask my amigo from Guatemala if he knows anyone in the business.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at February 02, 2022 02:20 AM (8yMkv)

730 ONT!
Thank you Mis Hum
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 01, 2022 09:31 PM (tHtan)


You're welcome, I feel like crap. Enjoy the early ont
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Look at the bright side; at least ya don't SMELL like crap !

Posted by: JT at February 02, 2022 02:22 AM (arJlL)

731 I thought that FlexSeal was used when you accidently saw your boat in half and need to put it back together.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
------

Well, that and toppling lighthouses.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2022 02:22 AM (bPH26)

732 Feel better soon, MisHum !

Posted by: JT at February 02, 2022 02:23 AM (arJlL)

733 Shit that some idiot harley owners shouldn't have access to.
Posted by: Berserker

I read that in my mechanic's voice. I'm wondering if you two have the same growl?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at February 02, 2022 02:23 AM (8yMkv)

734 Flex Seal is awesome. Adhesive technology has come along ways in a relatively short period.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at February 02, 2022 02:25 AM (8yMkv)

735 Been years (alot) since I've had a fake ID. Might have to ask my amigo from Guatemala if he knows anyone in the business.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at February 02, 2022 02:20 AM (8yMkv)

Two words.

Photoshop.

It's the 21st century. Not like the old days.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 02, 2022 02:26 AM (sy5kK)

736 722 If it is a physical split, Flex Seal might be worth considering. Make sure that surfaces are well cleaned...wiping well with denatured alcohol should do it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2022 02:15 AM (WZ5i4)

I used flex seal for a cut in a convertible top. But, I also sewed both of the gashes up first. It worked well.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 02:27 AM (dNqv+)

737 Adhesive technology has come along ways in a relatively short period.
Posted by: Sock Monkey

True! Almost TOO well, actually. Specifically: bandages.
Damned things will tear skin off now! But yeah, they don't just come off whenever so that's a plus. I guess?

Posted by: JQ at February 02, 2022 02:28 AM (dB4Iz)

738 Have you ever written something and then wanted to clown on your own comment?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 02:28 AM (dNqv+)

739 Shit that some idiot harley owners shouldn't have access to.
Posted by: Berserker
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When I was a far more active motorcyclist, Yamabond was a fixture in my toolkit. I never used it other than judiciously.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2022 02:28 AM (WD9ZA)

740 Prayers up for you and your family, Jewells. It happens, unfortunately, and it just hurts.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at February 02, 2022 02:28 AM (arJlL)

741 Whisky and an hour of Pink Floyd playing in a background window. While reading the ONT.

Much, much more effective than Xanax.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 02, 2022 02:29 AM (sy5kK)

742 Rekeita is going over that one guy from California's manifesto.

Wow. That is one metric assload of crazy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 02:29 AM (dNqv+)

743 Have you ever written something and then wanted to clown on your own comment?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Pretty much every time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2022 02:30 AM (WD9ZA)

744 Silicone sealer is great if you know how to use it, use it where it will actually work, and don't over do it. My biggest piss off is some harley owners will slather the frigging bike with it. I'll take a small oval inspection cover off, and it will have an 1/8" of silicone on the gasket, in the threaded holes, and will have dried chunks ready to break off into the engine. Oh, and they like to use orange a lot, because nothing says stealth repair like bright frigging orange silicone. A new gasket would have probably been good enough, but nooo lets be cheap and silicone the shit out of the old one.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 02:31 AM (VwHCD)

745 738 Have you ever written something and then wanted to clown on your own comment?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 02:28 AM (dNqv+)

There are no rules on the ONT, except you can't type B L A Z E R.
Go for it.
It's the new Wild West. Best experienced armed while keeping your head on a swivel.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 02, 2022 02:33 AM (sy5kK)

746 When I was a far more active motorcyclist, Yamabond was a fixture in my toolkit. I never used it other than judiciously.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2022 02:28 AM (WD9ZA)

Thats actually good stuff. I know a lot of dudes that use it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 02:35 AM (VwHCD)

747 It's the 21st century. Not like the old days.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Thinking more along the lines of a whole new identity. Possibly change my name to Jorge.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at February 02, 2022 02:36 AM (8yMkv)

748 switching the background music window from Pink Floyd to Johnny Winter, live 1986, SuzieQ.

Join me, open a back window and follow along.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QII1YfFVhNU

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 02, 2022 02:38 AM (sy5kK)

749 Beautiful pic tonight Mis Hum. Hope you feel better.
Be sure and take your antibiotics and pain meds.
Posted by: redridinghood

Seconded !

Just don't cut anything off !

Posted by: JT at February 02, 2022 02:40 AM (arJlL)

750 Thinking more along the lines of a whole new identity. Possibly change my name to Jorge.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at February 02, 2022 02:36 AM (8yMkv)

The FedGov will give you free plane rides and money. It's like riding the perfect wave!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 02, 2022 02:41 AM (sy5kK)

751
You know what I should've done when I put in the well and ran the line to the new house? Put in a big ass inlet filter on the house inlet.

I just had to go get some aerator removal tools for the faucets. These faucets have these aerators that required a tool, little thing with teeth to unscrew 'em. This is supposed to make the faucets look sleek or something without an obvious screw thing on the end.

Grit had clogged up about all of the bathroom faucets. I had to clean the screens out on some other stuff. A filter would've prevented all that.

I may yet put a big filter on the inlet when it gets warm again, but I think the new well grit and trash has subsided now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 02, 2022 02:42 AM (Mzdiz)

752 Could use some prayers for my dad. The prostate cancer is wearing him out, and he is ready to go.

We will probably be heading to North Carolina the week that we get back from visiting the grandbaby. Dad wants to finalize some financial stuff.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at February 02, 2022 02:43 AM (D0qgz)

753 FK JNSLE (picture this on a WA state license plate)

Good night, all.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 02, 2022 02:44 AM (sy5kK)

754 Checking in just to check out.

Wonderful Spring-like weather the past few days here in NE Okla. Earlier this evening, I walked outside to exercise my male privilege, with a gentle southerly breeze at my back, and mild temps.

Since then, everything has changed. Biting wind out of the North, rain on the verge of being freezing. Five to ten inches of global warmening threatened for the next couple of days.

We might have as much as almost a whole week of winter. The horror! It's almost like it's... February.
I may be able to get some things done around the house.

But, meanwhile, well past bedtime for this 29yo.

Still time to hit 1000 comments, y'all. Zzz

Posted by: mindful webworker - frozen toes days ahead at February 02, 2022 02:45 AM (WnooC)

755 Join me, open a back window and follow along.

Saw Johnny live twice. Years ago with brother Edgar and about ten years ago in a small venue in Spokane before he went to the big rehab center in the sky. Definitely one of the benchmarks I use.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at February 02, 2022 02:46 AM (8yMkv)

756 I just started watering The Bob Newhart Show on hulu.

It holds up well. And still fun and witty.
Posted by: nurse ratched

pics ?

Posted by: JT at February 02, 2022 02:46 AM (arJlL)

757 752 Could use some prayers for my dad. The prostate cancer is wearing him out, and he is ready to go.

We will probably be heading to North Carolina the week that we get back from visiting the grandbaby. Dad wants to finalize some financial stuff.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at February 02, 2022 02:43 AM (D0qgz)

Sorry to hear this Teresa.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 02:48 AM (dNqv+)

758
Ah, I remember CBS Saturday nights as a kid. Must-see TV. MASH, All in the Family, MTM, Bob Newhart, and then Carol Burnett.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 02, 2022 02:48 AM (Mzdiz)

759 Night mw.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 02:48 AM (dNqv+)

760 Omg, the orange rtv... the choice of inexperienced mechanics everywhere. Globs and blobs, oh yeah.

I've found it useful for 'sticking' gaskets so they'll stay in place (vertical surfaces or underside) until I can place the pieces together and get the screws snugged up. Doesn't take much. Also fills minor scratches/wumps in mating surfaces, if'n ya caint get 'em flattened or smoothed.

But hey, what do I know? I'm just a hick gal in the sticks...

Posted by: JQ at February 02, 2022 02:48 AM (dB4Iz)

761 Prayers up Teresa. Hang in there. It's tough but the light still shines on the other end. What's your dad's name? It helps me when I'm praying even though our Lord knows.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at February 02, 2022 02:49 AM (8yMkv)

762 Really, BEFORE you use silicone, make 100% certain the drain holes are clear. Because that's likely your problem.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales


The crack / split in the seal is thinner than a penny width, but definitely there.

I have had to have the drain hole cleaned out for the sun roof: it continued to drip after the rain; this only drips during the rain.

But ... no harm in checking the drain.
: -))

Posted by: Adriane is Easily Confused ... at February 02, 2022 02:51 AM (okV1R)

763 Teresa, may your father be Blessed with Strength and Wisdom at this tiring time ...

Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at February 02, 2022 02:55 AM (okV1R)

764 Very sorry, Teresa in Fort Worth. Prostate cancer claimed my dad too.

Prayers up!

Posted by: JQ at February 02, 2022 02:57 AM (dB4Iz)

765 Omg, the orange rtv... the choice of inexperienced mechanics everywhere. Globs and blobs, oh yeah.

I've found it useful for 'sticking' gaskets so they'll stay in place (vertical surfaces or underside) until I can place the pieces together and get the screws snugged up. Doesn't take much. Also fills minor scratches/wumps in mating surfaces, if'n ya caint get 'em flattened or smoothed.

But hey, what do I know? I'm just a hick gal in the sticks...

Posted by: JQ at February 02, 2022 02:48 AM (dB4Iz)

You're an ette?? Impressive. Yeah I use it only in spots where the chuckleheads like to stick screw drivers into the gasket surface to pry the part off and create channels in the gasket surface. Harleys after 1985 don't even need sealer, yet these ass clowns will use it anyway.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 02:59 AM (VwHCD)

766 Haha, yes Berserker. **blush** I'm an 'ette.

ExH was into cars, so learned from him. We had dozens of (mostly POS) cars before splitting up. Then... decades of single-hood and I had to take care of everything myself.

Good thing! Hubby can't do things anymore, so I take care of him and the cars and house.

Posted by: JQ at February 02, 2022 03:08 AM (dB4Iz)

767 Ah, I remember CBS Saturday nights as a kid. Must-see TV. MASH, All in the Family, MTM, Bob Newhart, and then Carol Burnett.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 02, 2022 02:48 AM (Mzdiz)

WAYYYY too White of a lineup for modern TV.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 02, 2022 03:09 AM (oHd/0)

768 Could use some prayers for my dad. The prostate cancer is wearing him out, and he is ready to go.

We will probably be heading to North Carolina the week that we get back from visiting the grandbaby. Dad wants to finalize some financial stuff.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief

Okay

Posted by: JT at February 02, 2022 03:13 AM (arJlL)

769 Haha, yes Berserker. **blush** I'm an 'ette.

ExH was into cars, so learned from him. We had dozens of (mostly POS) cars before splitting up. Then... decades of single-hood and I had to take care of everything myself.

Good thing! Hubby can't do things anymore, so I take care of him and the cars and house.

Posted by: JQ at February 02, 2022 03:08 AM (dB4Iz)

Damn, good for you. Now I'm seriously impressed. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 03:15 AM (VwHCD)

770 Nothing like being broke, to motivate learning how to do stuff that co$t$ big buck$ at a garage!

Posted by: JQ at February 02, 2022 03:19 AM (dB4Iz)

771 >> WAYYYY too White of a lineup for modern TV.

Whatchu talkin' about? Archie had the Jeffersons on to argue with. WGM's weatherman or was it sports guy was black (John Amos, IIRC). Bob Newhart was pretty solid white.

But Carol Burnett would have Sammy Davis, Jr, or Nipsy Russell on occasionally.

And thinking about it, Ted Baxter's IQ was greater than the sum of all MSNBC and CNN anchors combined.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 02, 2022 03:19 AM (Mzdiz)

772 Yes. Never type blazer on an ONT.

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 03:26 AM (dscaa)

773 EArly morning, all,

Ah, I remember CBS Saturday nights as a kid. Must-see TV. MASH, All in the Family, MTM, Bob Newhart, and then Carol Burnett.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 02, 2022


***
I do too. That was just after the FCC's "local access rule" (1971?) cut prime time from 3.5 hours a night down to 3. The half hour from 6:30 (Central) to 7 was supposed to be for local stations to do their own programming. Of course most stations ran reruns of network shows, or new syndicated programs. Network TV began at 7.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 02, 2022 03:32 AM (c6xtn)

774 Robert lemay a washington state law officer who became a fox star for refusing the vaccine has died of covid. His family has started a gofundme page laurence o'donnell announced on his show. Even though he disagrees with his politics he made a donation to the family as you agree with lemay's antivax you may consider it too. I wonder if fox news hosts promoted him will donate?

Posted by: raimondo at February 02, 2022 03:32 AM (LMWRN)

775 He said the bad word! We're all gonna di....

Waitaminit

How? No, no, I don't wanna know

Posted by: JQ at February 02, 2022 03:32 AM (dB4Iz)

776
Jessica Rose, bless her heart (sincere usage), just dropped this on her Substack:

https://tinyurl.com/bddepmcc

This is about a report on Moderna's clinical trial for the vexxine.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 02, 2022 03:34 AM (Mzdiz)

777 Nothing like being broke, to motivate learning how to do stuff that co$t$ big buck$ at a garage!

Posted by: JQ at February 02, 2022 03:19 AM (dB4Iz)

I know that deal.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 03:34 AM (VwHCD)

778 Why not type the name of an early Chevy SUV on the ONT?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 02, 2022 03:38 AM (c6xtn)

779 Time for shuteye.

G'night, horde! Nice yapping with you all tonight.

Posted by: JQ at February 02, 2022 03:43 AM (dB4Iz)

780 Been up awhile, working outside today and tomorrow no idea how cold it is going to be yet.

Posted by: Skip at February 02, 2022 03:47 AM (2JoB8)

781 I thought it was gonna be warm today ?

Posted by: JT at February 02, 2022 03:51 AM (arJlL)

782 I woke up ahead of the alarm. The plan is to go work out, as later in the week it will rain (and get chilly). But yesterday's rain is still spitting at us.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 02, 2022 03:51 AM (c6xtn)

783
Good News. Total Public Debt outstanding just hit the $30T mark.

Let's go Brandon!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 02, 2022 03:52 AM (Mzdiz)

784 Teresa that is tough.

Posted by: Skip at February 02, 2022 03:52 AM (2JoB8)

785 blazer?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 02, 2022 03:53 AM (3YVs3)

786 40s by afternoon next two days

Posted by: Skip at February 02, 2022 03:54 AM (2JoB8)

787 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at February 02, 2022 04:00 AM (OyZ4J)

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