Media Got Its NPC Programming Update: Biden Wasn't Snapping At Doocy, He Was Merely "Deadpanning"

It's amazing how fast the NPCs update once that notification goes out.

From Abigail Malone:


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Biden did deadpan about inflation being an asset -- but that wasn't the newsworthy part of the story.

The newsworthy part of the story was him snapping at Peter Doocy and insulting him, which CNN and the rest of the Play-Acting Drama Queen Media routinely used to claim put media workers' lives in physical danger when Trump did it.

Now, they don't even acknowledge it happened.

"Snapping" makes it sound like he's an old man with senility outburst problems.

"Deadpanning" make it sound like he's a cool operator.

Let's go with that one!

It's not just the overt leftwing media, either -- it's the cover leftwing media, as represented by all the NeverTrump liberals who refuse to quit the "conservative" media and go get honest jobs at the Daily Beast or Buzzfeed or whatever leftwing outlet will have them.

Ed Morrissey, as I noted in the sidebar, felt that Biden's deadpanning proved that he was "more coherent than usual," partly mis-citing John Hindracker, who is at the root of this stupidity.


If anything, this might have made Joe Biden look more coherent than usual, John Hinderaker posits. The sarcasm and name-calling reflect that Biden really is worried about inflation and its effect on Democratic electoral prospects, a point that some missed in the exchange:


First of all, contrary to what many are saying, this is not a "hot mic" situation. Biden was perfectly aware that he was sitting at a microphone, ostensibly in order to answer questions, and that anything he said would be heard by everyone. He did it on purpose.

To me, what is notable about Biden's answer is not that he said to Doocy, "You're a stupid son of a bitch." That is just Biden's usual senile hatefulness. Rather, it is the fact that for a change, Biden was able to recognize reality, saying sarcastically, "It's a great asset. More inflation." That represents an unusual moment of lucidity. Even Joe Biden understands that rising prices are damaging to the Democrats.

So Hindraker concedes the insult is Biden's "usual senile hatefulness."

And then says that's not the story.

The real story is that Joey Sprinkles actually managed to recognize that inflation is bad.

Wow, yeah John, you're right -- that's the big story here. Not man bites dog, but Man Recognizes Dog Is Dog.

As for the part about the "deadpanning" making him seem coherent: Both of these guys need to wake the hell up. Senility is not an Always On thing. As they say of people with dementia: "He has his moments" or "he comes and goes." Their minds are not always gone. They do have moments of lucidity here and there.

But they also have a lot of moments of confusion, and "senile hatefulness," and these get more and more frequent as the condition progresses, which it always does. Because no one ever "got better" from dementia. It's a progressive condition with treatments but no actual cure.

So no, this doesn't really establish that Biden is "coherent."

And is that where we are now? That's where the NeverTrump elements of the pseudoright are at?

We're awarding Biden Cognitive Fitness Points for recognizing that inflation is a political danger to him? That shows he's "more coherent"? We're praising him for that?

I choose not to praise him for that, and I choose, in fact, to not even say that that part of "the story" is the story at all.

The story is the angry snapping at a reporter, which the media claimed was a Hate Crime from 2015 to just 24 hours ago, and which Biden himself said he would never, ever do.

In fact, Biden vowed that he would "fire on the spot" anyone he saw treating anyone else "with disrespect" or "talking down to someone:"

So I guess we're admitting that was campaign season bullshit to please the NeverTrumpers and Suburban Karens, huh? "He's not Trump! The Tweets will be Nice! Yay!!!"

This NBC hag attempted to spin Biden's Literal Assault on the Press and Democracy Itself as if it was Peter Doocy's fault:

Well:

1, it was an event about the economy and the middle class, and inflation is very much on-topic in an event about the economy and the middle class, and

2, who gives a fuck what Biden likes or what questions he wants or doesn't want? Is NBC announcing that as their "journalistic" standard-- presidents should only be asked the questions they want to be asked, and never asked about their liabilities?

I know that's their actual working rule under Democrat Presidents but fuck this soulless whore anyway.

Meanwhile, everyone in the world knows that Biden has always been a nasty, intemperate bully, and it's only gotten worse as he's begun the quickening spiral into senile darkness:


Posted by: Ace at 01:22 PM




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1 Dead first

Posted by: 496 at January 25, 2022 01:22 PM (VJsqe)

2 Follow up question:

Did Trump ever deadpan?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 25, 2022 01:22 PM (LvTSG)

3 1st

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 25, 2022 01:22 PM (FZYNt)

4 They have been doing this for years.

'Gravitas.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2022 01:22 PM (dNqv+)

5 Dumb tater

Posted by: Pence of the 4M book deal at January 25, 2022 01:22 PM (ONvIw)

6 I'm not sure they should use "dead" and Biden in the same sentence.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 25, 2022 01:23 PM (FWxjU)

7 mostly dead

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 25, 2022 01:23 PM (FZYNt)

8 off traitorous sock

Posted by: CN The First at January 25, 2022 01:23 PM (ONvIw)

9 Deadpanned, trepanned, 6 of one half a dozen of the other.

Posted by: BignJames at January 25, 2022 01:23 PM (AwYPR)

10 >>4 They have been doing this for years.

'Gravitas.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD

'Intellectual stammer.'

Posted by: John Boehner at January 25, 2022 01:24 PM (GYllL)

11 Biden is NASTY.

Posted by: rd at January 25, 2022 01:24 PM (Z32m1)

12 You mean Biden bedpanned.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 25, 2022 01:24 PM (kn9u9)

13 I'm impressed that dozens of writers could simultaneously use a word they never even knew existed.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - read closely, it's impossible to get a negative result from the free COVID tests at January 25, 2022 01:24 PM (4NtyV)

14 Remember major league asshole?

Many pearls were clutched that day I can tell you!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2022 01:24 PM (dNqv+)

15 off weed sock

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 25, 2022 01:24 PM (GYllL)

16
They went from "hot mic" to "deadpan."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 25, 2022 01:24 PM (kiJ/2)

17 Deadpan by day, bedpan by night...

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 25, 2022 01:24 PM (HmZuC)

18 Joey calling Doocy "Pal" is another insult.

Too bad when Joey called him a SOB, he didn't fire back, "Oh, were you speaking of Hunter?"

Send him into a full-blown, dementia rage. I've got popcorn.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 25, 2022 01:25 PM (ptqGC)

19 called it last night, they are now trying to sell this as "Biden is fine, see how he deals with reporters and spars with them?"

actually happened faster than i expected.

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at January 25, 2022 01:25 PM (8D42x)

20 Then why did he call Doocy?

Posted by: Skip's Phone at January 25, 2022 01:25 PM (vWk2R)

21 I would like to see FJB fire himself, but then we'd have Kumala. She'd be effectively worse.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 25, 2022 01:25 PM (bkUtD)

22 Of course, LIVers probably don't know what deadpanned means, so for them, they could be wondering if he was keeling over, if he was literally going #2 in a pan, etc...

It's never smart for media to try to cover up with complicated words - they are as likely to backfire for their base than win them over...

Posted by: Nova local at January 25, 2022 01:25 PM (exHjb)

23 Did he deadpan? Or deadpool?

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 25, 2022 01:25 PM (iFTx/)

24 Deadpan? No, we said bed pan. The president needs a bed pan!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 25, 2022 01:25 PM (KbCG3)

25 Biden was merely speaking truth to power!

...or something ridiculous like that. I may need more training if I'm to become a good Party member.

Posted by: t-bird at January 25, 2022 01:25 PM (1vynn)

26 Biden "deadpanned" that Doocy's mother was a bitch.

He needs to apologize to her, and to all women, really.

This is how it works.

Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2022 01:25 PM (9otr5)

27 Is it wrong that I do not give a shit about Biden showing us who he is? Does anyone doubt this is fitting for his character? I find the kiddie snuggling one hell of a lot more uncomfortable.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2022 01:25 PM (dNqv+)

28 Willowed:

For anyone who's ever had to deal with that embarrassing and uncomfortable "wet spot" on the bed, here are five different and very easy ways to get rid of that spot and have your sheets as dry and comfortable as they were before, well, you know!
Posted by: Martha Stewart

1. Do it at her house. Let her husband sleep in the wet spot.
2. Get two queen beds at the motel. Let her sleep in the wet spot.
3.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2022 01:25 PM (uXonU)

29 It's a good thing for the press that they haven't spent the past generation turning themselves into a joke.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 25, 2022 01:25 PM (LvTSG)

30 My new band name:

Joe Biden and the Deadpan Stutters

Posted by: Moron Robbie - read closely, it's impossible to get a negative result from the free COVID tests at January 25, 2022 01:25 PM (4NtyV)

31 Deadpan walkin'

Posted by: SFGoth at January 25, 2022 01:26 PM (KAi1n)

32 Then why did he call Doocy?
Posted by: Skip's Phone at January 25, 2022 01:25 PM (vWk2R)

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Not long after. Called him "Pal." Demented old fuckwit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 25, 2022 01:26 PM (ptqGC)

33 Aren't you concerned about inflation? I think inflation should concern all of us.

*snaps on sunglasses*

Aaaaa!

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 25, 2022 01:26 PM (3aLWR)

34 Biden deadpanned, prequel to flatlined

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 25, 2022 01:26 PM (FZYNt)

35 >>>9 Deadpanned, trepanned, 6 of one half a dozen of the other.


hah, love a good use of the word trepanned. chances to use it don't come up too often.

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2022 01:26 PM (0G13K)

36 They all know if was a major fuck up. Too bad the majority of people realize it as well.

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 25, 2022 01:26 PM (GYllL)

37 Follow up question:

Did Trump ever deadpan?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 25, 2022 01:22 PM (LvTSG)


Remember when he joked, "Russia? If you are Listening. ..."

The bestest and brighterest in Washington DC lost their freaking minds.

Posted by: rd at January 25, 2022 01:26 PM (Z32m1)

38 used to love the montages Rush used to do of every talking head using the exact same wording to describe an event.

none of this is remotely new, iow.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (9CuDT) at January 25, 2022 01:27 PM (9CuDT)

39 If Biden fails to apologize to Doocy's mother, it is proof of his misogyny and unfitness to be President.

This is how it works.

Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2022 01:27 PM (9otr5)

40 The "fire on the spot" comments are remarkable, less for the hypocrisy, than as more and pathetic confirmation of his deluded, pseudo-tough-guy self___ as "Sheriff Joe" in the mold of a Clint Eastwood western.

"Why I'll fire you on the spot!"

Wow such power. Whatta tough guy!

Posted by: Zek at January 25, 2022 01:27 PM (jm8yL)

41 So, to summarize:
Doocy went off script and asked a question that wasn't approved in advance. In response to that, Biden snapped at him in a bout of "senile hatefulness" but then rounded out the exchange with a sarcastic barb about the chief priority of most Americans who are being squeezed every day by rising inflation.

And this is him "deadpanning" and showing how he can hold a thought for long enough to make a sarcastic remark, and so it's a net positive and we should be happy about this outburst because he usually can't even do that and so its progress.

I feel like I'm in a Kafka novel.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2022 01:27 PM (DU+/6)

42 A trepan is a type of siege engine.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - read closely, it's impossible to get a negative result from the free COVID tests at January 25, 2022 01:27 PM (4NtyV)

43 So the media all got the memo... Deadpan.. The word of the day

Posted by: It's me donna at January 25, 2022 01:27 PM (g43JH)

44 You'd think a guy named Doocey and a guy who is always dropping a duece would get along better.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 25, 2022 01:27 PM (bA3Ln)

45 Ha, exactly. He bedpanned a Doucy.

Posted by: t-bird at January 25, 2022 01:27 PM (1vynn)

46 Biden has the same mentality as any vapid celebrity on Twitter. I guess it makes sense that they like him.

Posted by: zmdavid at January 25, 2022 01:27 PM (xqRaG)

47 Biden "deadpanned" that Doocy's mother was a bitch.

He needs to apologize to her, and to all women, really.

This is how it works.
Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2022 01:25 PM

..

Yeah. Son of a bitch used to be very serious fighting words. I don't know when or why that changed.

The correct response is "what did you just say about my mother" while balling fists.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 25, 2022 01:27 PM (FWxjU)

48 Biden publically rapes Peter and then says to his victim

"don't make a big deal outta it, pal"

Posted by: REDACTED at January 25, 2022 01:27 PM (us2H3)

49 hah, love a good use of the word trepanned. chances to use it don't come up too often.
Posted by: ace at January 25, 2022 01:26 PM (0G13K)


They did it to Biden twice.

Really.

Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2022 01:28 PM (9otr5)

50 REEEEEE SCRRRR SCRRR SCRRR BONG BONG WHHHIIIIII RRRRRNNN RNNN CTCHUNG CTCHUNG REEEEE

Posted by: Talking Points Fax Machine at January 25, 2022 01:28 PM (DU+/6)

51 Joey swore to fire ANYONE who was even disrespectful in his WH.

Fire yourself, you stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 25, 2022 01:28 PM (ptqGC)

52 Not so sure "dead" is a syllable that they thought through with regard to Biden.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 25, 2022 01:28 PM (KAi1n)

53 To me, what is notable about Biden's answer is not that he said to Doocy, "You're a stupid son of a bitch." That is just Biden's usual senile hatefulness.

He called the troops "stupid bastards" the same way. When visiting them overseas as vp.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 25, 2022 01:28 PM (F4b8f)

54 I feel like I'm in a Kafka novel.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2022 01:27 PM (DU+/6)

We should be so fortunate.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric(Mobile) at January 25, 2022 01:28 PM (9mfKN)

55 42 A trepan is a type of siege engine.
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I'm more of a battering ram kind of guy.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 25, 2022 01:28 PM (bA3Ln)

56
Where are this guy's wrinkles??

His 79.2 year old skin is so stretched out, he looks Plastic.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 25, 2022 01:28 PM (kiJ/2)

57 Joe is a stupid son of a bitch.
There, I said ti.

Posted by: wth at January 25, 2022 01:28 PM (v0R5T)

58 Doocy should demand satisfaction.

Too bad dueling has gone out of style.

Posted by: Archer at January 25, 2022 01:28 PM (gmo/4)

59 Hinderaker a never Trumper? Have you confused him with Mirengoff over at the same site? Hinderaker was a huge and unabashed Trump supporter.

Posted by: Fritz (not Fritz) at January 25, 2022 01:28 PM (IIOyJ)

60 >>They did it to Biden twice.

Really.

...

wait, no not really? I thought that was a primitive technique they have done in a hundred years...?

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2022 01:28 PM (0G13K)

61 The media will be working the glory holes in hell.

Posted by: mr tmz at January 25, 2022 01:29 PM (m/Gc2)

62 A trepan is a type of siege engine.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - read closely, it's impossible to get a negative result from the free COVID tests at January 25, 2022 01:27 PM (4NtyV)
++++
I need that siege engine like I need a hole in my head.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2022 01:29 PM (DU+/6)

63 Norms resto... oh wait.

Posted by: The Media at January 25, 2022 01:29 PM (uWF4x)

64
I'm really wondering if they are giving biden weekly liposuction in his face and neck.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 25, 2022 01:29 PM (kiJ/2)

65 For anyone who's ever had to deal with that embarrassing and uncomfortable "wet spot" on the bed, here are five different and very easy ways to get rid of that spot and have your sheets as dry and comfortable as they were before, well, you know!
Posted by: Martha Stewart

1. Do it at her house. Let her husband sleep in the wet spot.
2. Get two queen beds at the motel. Let her sleep in the wet spot.
3.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2022 01:25 PM (uXonU)

I've got a follow up for Martha if she is still around. What do you do with the fitted sheet? Should it be filled somehow?

Posted by: Mishdog at January 25, 2022 01:29 PM (PiUc9)

66 Biden is a mean guy. If he tweeted, the left would go crazy. He's lucky he doesn't tweet. Mean is fine, so long as it isn't tweeted.

So I was told, anyway.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at January 25, 2022 01:29 PM (QxRcD)

67 I've been on the receiving end of dementia fueled anger. It isn't pretty. I don't know if it's normal, but, after the dementia fueled anger, things swung to overwrought emotional apology.

I honestly want to know how his handlers, and the people around him, are able to deal with the reality of dementia? It really puzzles me people are willing to put up with it, especially if they're not family.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 25, 2022 01:29 PM (5pTK/)

68 I want someone to crack the new journolist, my guess is that its DMs on Twitter, but you know they are meeting to brainstorm on this stuff and flash out talking points. And Stelter has to be on that because how the hell else do you explain his being an anchor on CNN??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2022 01:29 PM (KZzsI)

69 Fire yourself, you stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

And take the state-run media complex with ya.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 25, 2022 01:29 PM (Xrfse)

70 Yeah. Son of a bitch used to be very serious fighting words. I don't know when or why that changed.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 25, 2022 01:27 PM


Blondie!
You know what you are!
Just a damned son-of-a AHHHH dun dun dun.

Posted by: Tuco at January 25, 2022 01:30 PM (EughT)

71 Doesn't "deadpan" have it's roots in slavery?

You know, if you escaped, they beat you with an iron skillet until you were dead? This is a racist dog whistle.

There needs to be an investigation at CNN.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 25, 2022 01:30 PM (kn9u9)

72 Doocy should ask Joe at the next presser, "Would you like to apologize to my mother for calling her a bitch?"

Just keep poking him, over and over.

I'm praying for a complete meltdown.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 25, 2022 01:30 PM (ptqGC)

73 wait, no not really? I thought that was a primitive technique they have done in a hundred years...?
Posted by: ace at January 25, 2022 01:28 PM (0G13K)


Twice he has had his skull cut open.

From wikipedia: Trepanation is a treatment used for epidural and subdural hematomas, and surgical access for certain other neurosurgical procedures, such as intracranial pressure monitoring.

Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2022 01:30 PM (9otr5)

74 Yeah. Son of a bitch used to be very serious fighting words. I don't know when or why that changed.
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I think it went out around the same time Father's Day in Chicago became an issue.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 25, 2022 01:30 PM (bA3Ln)

75 I can't get too outraged. Trump used to savage the press on a daily basis, deservedly. Not using profanity as I recall, but he did say and tweet some pretty mean things. Turnabout's fair play.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 25, 2022 01:30 PM (BMmaB)

76 Peter looks a little weak here

yeah, IK it's his job but he should have a major priblem with the SCROTUS calling his mom a "bitch"

Posted by: REDACTED at January 25, 2022 01:30 PM (us2H3)

77 It will be interesting to see if Peter Doocy gets an IRS audit out of this or a pre-dawn S.W.A.T. raid by an alphabet agency.

Posted by: zmdavid at January 25, 2022 01:30 PM (xqRaG)

78 Joey calling Doocy "Pal" is another insult.

Too bad when Joey called him a SOB, he didn't fire back, "Oh, were you speaking of Hunter?"

Send him into a full-blown, dementia rage. I've got popcorn.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 25, 2022 01:25 PM (ptqGC)


Doocy said he didn't hear him over the yelling of the Biden Aides to get out. Supposedly he heard from a colleague a few minutes later.

Posted by: rd at January 25, 2022 01:30 PM (Z32m1)

79 His 79.2 year old skin is so stretched out, he looks Plastic.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 25, 2022 01:28 PM (kiJ/2)


His skin looks like rice paper.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 25, 2022 01:30 PM (Ez6QX)

80 " ...
I feel like I'm in a Kafka novel.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2022 01:27 PM (DU+/6) "

and that's the optimistic view of current events, imo.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (9CuDT) at January 25, 2022 01:30 PM (9CuDT)

81 64
I'm really wondering if they are giving biden weekly liposuction in his face and neck.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 25, 2022 01:29 PM (kiJ/2)

Kumala Harris: "I'm good at sucking skin scaffolds to extract the yummy white stuff that bursts out of them. Is that what you mean?"

Posted by: Thrawn at January 25, 2022 01:31 PM (Rl7KJ)

82 What the media doesn't realize or doesn't care about is the fact that, after four years of screeching about Trump's every non-media-taint-licking syllable, dismissing this as just a simple deadpan is further desensitizing the American public towards mistreatment of the media.

More and more people are waking up and saying, "Oh, so these are the new rules? Works for me."

And given how most people already feel about the media, this is going to work wonders for candidates creating lanes simply by being nasty to reporters.

I for one welcome it.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 25, 2022 01:31 PM (KbCG3)

83 >>>From wikipedia: Trepanation is a treatment used for epidural and subdural hematomas, and surgical access for certain other neurosurgical procedures, such as intracranial pressure monitoring.


huh! Well then I think they used to use it for all sorts of things which they don't use it for today. Like run of the mill mental problems.

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2022 01:31 PM (0G13K)

84 I honestly want to know how his handlers, and the people around him, are able to deal with the reality of dementia? It really puzzles me people are willing to put up with it, especially if they're not family.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 25, 2022 01:29 PM (5pTK/)

B/c they are only in power b/c they are in on it...and they don't want to give up power. If Kamala takes over, they are gone. But she can't take over and admit she knows, too, so they all play this kabuki theater of "he's fine" every day...

Posted by: Nova local at January 25, 2022 01:31 PM (exHjb)

85 'Gravitas.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Yes?

Oh, I heard "gravy"

Posted by: Col. Bearclaw at January 25, 2022 01:31 PM (QzkSJ)

86 >>>I honestly want to know how his handlers, and the people around him, are able to deal with the reality of dementia? It really puzzles me people are willing to put up with it, especially if they're not family.
Posted by: blake

"Doctor*" Jill has no problems with it, as long as the money keeps rolling in.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 25, 2022 01:31 PM (bkUtD)

87 we're not just now finding out what a nasty bag of crap Biden is. He's been one for decades and we've known it. It's what got this small-minded, corrupt crime-boss elected President. These people are immune from consequences in ways that we are not; they are no longer of us, for us, or by us. They are out-casts whom the Mob has installed to keep the mob's lust for revenge and freebies rolling. Fuck Joe.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at January 25, 2022 01:31 PM (WEv0o)

88 75 I can't get too outraged. Trump used to savage the press on a daily basis, deservedly. Not using profanity as I recall, but he did say and tweet some pretty mean things. Turnabout's fair play.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 25, 2022 01:30 PM (BMmaB)

Most of the time he said to their faces or out in the open...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 25, 2022 01:31 PM (g43JH)

89 71 Doesn't "deadpan" have it's roots in slavery?

You know, if you escaped, they beat you with an iron skillet until you were dead? This is a racist dog whistle.

There needs to be an investigation at CNN.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

How many associates have the Clintons deadpanned?

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 25, 2022 01:31 PM (FZYNt)

90 "We're awarding Biden Cognitive Fitness Points for recognizing that inflation is a political danger to him? That shows he's "more coherent"? We're praising him for that?"

But he did NOT recognize the danger of inflation, he denied it. He said inflation is an ASSET, MORE inflation.

(and in a sense the BigMoney does like inflation, especially if interest rates for them are zero, and they can leverage up as assets inflate ... but as with housing in 2008, bubbles can be a problem ... but BigMoney will be bailed out no matter what)

Posted by: illiniwek at January 25, 2022 01:31 PM (Cus5s)

91 I have a headache just trying to keep up with the new rules.

Ice cream, please. Is two scoops bad, or good?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 25, 2022 01:31 PM (W2Pud)

92 The real story is that Joey Sprinkles actually managed to recognize that inflation is bad.

Wow, yeah John, you're right -- that's the big story here.


When I go on twatter I see plenty of leftwingers telling me inflation is GOOD. So...I mean Biden is more coherent then a number of his acolytes.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 25, 2022 01:31 PM (ESjRY)

93
Doocy's reaction helped make Fox News and himself look like the Clowns Of The Press Pool.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 25, 2022 01:32 PM (kiJ/2)

94 >>>59 Hinderaker a never Trumper? Have you confused him with Mirengoff over at the same site? Hinderaker was a huge and unabashed Trump supporter.


yes I must have confused him, apologies.

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2022 01:32 PM (0G13K)

95 Did Joe Biden have brain surgery?
In short, yes. Joe Biden did indeed undergo brain surgery on two occasions, both in 1988. In February of that year, he suffered from several episodes of increasingly severe neck pain. According to The New York Times, he attributed the pain to a pinched nerve and a viral infection.

One day, while he was alone in a hotel room, Biden felt a sharp, stabbing pain at the back of his neck. In his autobiography, Promises to Keep, Biden wrote that the pain was like nothing he had ever experienced and that he lay unconscious on the floor for five hours after it occurred. The next day, he went into a Delaware hospital for testing and was quickly rushed to Walter Reed Army Medical Center.

There, he underwent a lifesaving, six-hour surgical procedure to fix an aneurysm that had begun leaking at the base of his brain. In May of 1988, Biden underwent a second operation to repair another aneurysm on the opposite side of his brain. This second aneurysm had not caused any symptoms but was at risk of bursting.

Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2022 01:32 PM (9otr5)

96 He can't pronounce half of the English language, but "son of a bitch" rolls off his tongue like pearls on a silk sheet.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 25, 2022 01:32 PM (kn9u9)

97 With each passing day I loathe that man more.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 25, 2022 01:32 PM (VQsB5)

98 Moonraker >> Hindraker

Posted by: Chuck C at January 25, 2022 01:32 PM (EughT)

99 Where are this guy's wrinkles??

His 79.2 year old skin is so stretched out, he looks Plastic.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 25, 2022 01:28 PM (kiJ/2)

C'mon man !

Posted by: Kenny Rogers at January 25, 2022 01:32 PM (M+Lyo)

100
Eh, of all the things I don't like about Brandon, calling a reporter a stupid sonofabitch isn't on the list. They are all stupid. They are all sons of bitches. Can't fault him for saying it out loud, even if it was not meant to happen that way.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2022 01:32 PM (Cf/uA)

101 A little while ago, Little Red Lying Hood got pissy with Doocy and made a couple of snarky comments about Fox.

Biden's supporters are loving it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 25, 2022 01:32 PM (ptqGC)

102 Its only bad when Trump does it.

Posted by: DNC, MSM Never Trump thruple at January 25, 2022 01:33 PM (F9322)

103 92 When I go on twatter I see plenty of leftwingers telling me inflation is GOOD. So...I mean Biden is more coherent then a number of his acolytes.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 25, 2022 01:31 PM (ESjRY)

=========

"Milton Friedman said that some level of inflation was good, that means that 7% annualized inflation with no end in sight is great!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 25, 2022 01:33 PM (LvTSG)

104 I want someone to crack the new journolist, my guess is that its DMs on Twitter, but you know they are meeting to brainstorm on this stuff and flash out talking points. And Stelter has to be on that because how the hell else do you explain his being an anchor on CNN?? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2022 01:29 PM (KZzsI)

Any journolist that takes its cues from Tater is a very stupid list indeed. Maybe Ben Rhodes was right about them.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 25, 2022 01:33 PM (BMmaB)

105 What's the point of all of this? Of course they're hypocritical scum--they're journalists. If they weren't lying, two-faced bags of shit they wouldn't be in that profession.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 25, 2022 01:33 PM (QRdjz)

106 Deadpanning >> Sundowning

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 25, 2022 01:33 PM (iFTx/)

107 Again, this kerfuffle is part of the handlers' op to raise Joe's approval, especially regarding his mental fitness. Part one was last week's LONGEST EVAH!!! press conference.

Part two was Pwn The FOXNews Reportah!!!

What's next? Joe beats everyone at Wordle? And by "everyone" I of course mean the chattering class. No one else matters. The US is being run by the L's of Twitter and TikTok.

Which is why everything is stupid.

Posted by: Hands at January 25, 2022 01:33 PM (786Ro)

108 It's the ultimate test of Cognitive Fitness.

Posted by: Murray Head at January 25, 2022 01:33 PM (EughT)

109 Republicans are pouncing on Joe's dead-panning.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 25, 2022 01:33 PM (EZebt)

110 1) Biden has always been nasty and stupid, a bullying dolt
2) He snapped at a reporter for asking something he didn't like, demonstrating this to the world, again.
3) The press is locking arms to try to protect him but the SOB comment is what people are focused on, not "deadpanning".
4) It was a question asked in a deliberately provocative manner, so not great for Doocey but he's taken on the Afosta job I guess.
5) How often did the press treat Trump exactly like this asking off-topic questions in the most sneering, mocking, and deliberately provocative manner possible?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2022 01:34 PM (KZzsI)

111
Even with all the Embalmng Fluid and Mortician's Makeup, biden's skin is loaded with liver spots.

He looks like a corpse. It's morbid.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 25, 2022 01:34 PM (kiJ/2)

112 huh! Well then I think they used to use it for all sorts of things which they don't use it for today. Like run of the mill mental problems.

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2022 01:31 PM (0G13K)


Well, they used to do it to let the demons out.

Now they do that arthroscopically.

Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2022 01:34 PM (9otr5)

113 Definitely stray voltage. I mean, who gives a fuck what this nasty idiot says?

His "supporters" don't and honestly we don't either.

He's a phony fake shell of a non-president. A character to take the heat and fall for a group of malefactors so diametrically opposed to America's well being, they make Bin Laden and Bill Ayers look like George and Martha Washington.

Posted by: ... at January 25, 2022 01:34 PM (6AuKR)

114
On a long enough timeline Joe is going to stroll out the front door of the White House naked.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 25, 2022 01:34 PM (dQvv7)

115 "huh! Well then I think they used to use it for all sorts of things which they don't use it for today. Like run of the mill mental problems.

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2022 01:31 PM (0G13K) "


have to let the demons out, exactly

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (9CuDT) at January 25, 2022 01:34 PM (9CuDT)

116 Over/under on when sponge brain Tourette's out, "I fucked your wife!"

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 25, 2022 01:34 PM (GYllL)

117 Doocy violated the 100 comment rule!

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 25, 2022 01:34 PM (63Dwl)

118 Didn't Joey have a bleeding eye at one point in 2019?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 25, 2022 01:34 PM (ptqGC)

119 Sundown you better take care ..........

Posted by: Gordon Lightfoot at January 25, 2022 01:34 PM (todmg)

120
Yup, my daughter was trepanned twice for shunt placement. First location didn't work out; the second one did (after a few mulligans).

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2022 01:34 PM (Cf/uA)

121 Doocy's reaction helped make Fox News and himself look like the Clowns Of The Press Pool.

The competition is stiff.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 25, 2022 01:34 PM (Xrfse)

122 You know who actually did deadpan a lot as President, and was really charming and funny about it, but the media cried about him like he was the worst person in history?

Nevermind.

Posted by: Shenanigans at January 25, 2022 01:34 PM (wEAkU)

123 92 The real story is that Joey Sprinkles actually managed to recognize that inflation is bad.

Wow, yeah John, you're right -- that's the big story here.

When I go on twatter I see plenty of leftwingers telling me inflation is GOOD. So...I mean Biden is more coherent then a number of his acolytes.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 25, 2022 01:31 PM (ESjRY)

Its so good the entire party is running away from it, huh? #NotACult

Posted by: Bete at January 25, 2022 01:35 PM (F9322)

124 The other thing that Ed missed is that what Biden said is a concession that he has no plan to fix inflation. Otherwise it might not be so much of a liability. But there is nothing he is doing to tame it which he can point at and say "this will fix it and we just need time to make it happen." Instead he is just churlish and being carried wherever events take him.

But, the comment seems to be playing well on Twitter with even some people who are center right. I don't know why since he is cursing the only reporter asking him critical questions, unlike Trump who would curse a pack of liars for being a pack of liar. But if we were a rational country Joe would bein prison and Trump would be in the White House.

Posted by: Thatch at January 25, 2022 01:35 PM (qWceQ)

125 Biden's deadpan yesterday demonstrates he could have been an Oscar-winning comedy actor! Inside White House sources whisper that Joe is thinking of going into comedy entertainment after his two terms end. They say Joe's apparent stumbles and his odd gestures while speaking are actually Joe practicing his acting moves!

Posted by: Biden Butt-Licking Media Stars at January 25, 2022 01:35 PM (AMIL/)

126 102 Its only bad when Trump does it.
Posted by: DNC, MSM Never Trump thruple at January 25, 2022 01:33 PM (F9322)
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They're not hypocrites, they're dishonest.

Posted by: zmdavid at January 25, 2022 01:35 PM (xqRaG)

127 114
On a long enough timeline Joe is going to stroll out the front door of the White House naked.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 25, 2022 01:34 PM (dQvv7)

Thus the new cement wall outside, right?

Posted by: Nova local at January 25, 2022 01:35 PM (exHjb)

128 I can't get too outraged. Trump used to savage the press on a daily basis, deservedly. Not using profanity as I recall, but he did say and tweet some pretty mean things. Turnabout's fair play.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 25, 2022 01:30 PM (BMmaB)
++++
I can get pissed about it, and Ace put the essential reason why in the main post:
The newsworthy part of the story was him snapping at Peter Doocy and insulting him, which CNN and the rest of the Play-Acting Drama Queen Media routinely used to claim put media workers' lives in physical danger when Trump did it.

Yes. Trump was a world-class asshole to the press and he was mean to them. He also gave them unprecedented access and a record-breaking amount of time - but he was mean about it, so the press whores would routinely bleat about how it was anti-American, evil, dangerous, violent, in opposition to the First Amendment, destructive of a free press and all the rest.

Yet Biden is barely present, lies constantly, discloses nothing, freezes them out and sloughs them off on Discount Pippi and also snaps at them and insults them - but everything's just fine now. Because reasons.

Fuck them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2022 01:35 PM (DU+/6)

129 More and more people are waking up and saying, "Oh, so these are the new rules? Works for me."

And given how most people already feel about the media, this is going to work wonders for candidates creating lanes simply by being nasty to reporters.

I for one welcome it.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 25, 2022 01:31 PM (KbCG3)



I am in favor of the candidates wading into the media with trudgens.

Where is our resident knouter?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 25, 2022 01:35 PM (3aLWR)

130 Biden bedpanned?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 25, 2022 01:35 PM (wAnMi)

131 have to let the demons out, exactly
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (9CuDT) at January 25, 2022 01:34 PM (9CuDT)


omg Horde Mind controls the Universe

Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2022 01:36 PM (9otr5)

132 Isn't "deadpanned" some sort of microaggression against Democrat voters?

Posted by: Thatch at January 25, 2022 01:36 PM (qWceQ)

133 On a long enough timeline Joe is going to stroll out the front door of the White House naked.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus

Is there a pool out back?

Posted by: Miklos recalls the distress of female Secret Service agents at January 25, 2022 01:36 PM (QzkSJ)

134 Hell, you could go back to Clinton:

'Private Matter between Man and Wife'

'Just lying about sex.'

There were a lot during those years.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2022 01:36 PM (dNqv+)

135
The modern procedure for letting the demon out is called "a political campaign."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2022 01:36 PM (Cf/uA)

136 Deadpanning...

You mean like on a stainless steel pan at the coroner's office?

Posted by: Hillary at January 25, 2022 01:36 PM (YdnVw)

137 Imagine if Doocy grabbed a female WH aide's arm during a presser.

REEEEEEEE!!!!! But Acosta got an attaboy from the lefty press.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 25, 2022 01:36 PM (ptqGC)

138 >>118 Didn't Joey have a bleeding eye at one point in 2019?

Yup. It filled up slowly like a cheap bartender filling a shot glass.

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 25, 2022 01:36 PM (GYllL)

139 Depends the official underpants of The White House.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 25, 2022 01:37 PM (todmg)

140 If Biden fails to apologize to Doocy's mother, it is proof of his misogyny and unfitness to be President.
This is how it works.
Posted by: blaster

*

This is a really great point.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - read closely, it's impossible to get a negative result from the free COVID tests at January 25, 2022 01:37 PM (4NtyV)

141 As has been noted, Biden has always been a vicious little scumbag.

There is tape of him going back to his first run for congress of him arguing with a constituent and intimating that if he didn't shut his yap he'd have his yap shut for him.

This is the meat puppet, this is the great restorer of decorum and norms that has been foisted on us.

A cadre of people, industrial wood chippers, some assembly required.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 25, 2022 01:37 PM (7tQka)

142 >>>Biden bedpanned?
Posted by: clutch cargo


He sticks his out the nearest window and lets loose.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 25, 2022 01:37 PM (bkUtD)

143 So, by not actually deciding on the OSHA private vax issue, but just injuncting it, Roberts got what he wanted - there won't be a SC ruling setting precedent b/c OSHA pulled the rule just now...

Posted by: Nova local at January 25, 2022 01:37 PM (exHjb)

144 Doocy should ask Joe at the next presser, "Would you like to apologize to my mother for calling her a bitch?"

Just keep poking him, over and over.

I'm praying for a complete meltdown.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 25, 2022 01:30 PM (ptqGC)


The White House Press Club would have a collective cow and unperson Doocy in a split second.

They are very good at protecting their media bastards in a Republican White House, and protecting Democrat bastards in a Democrat White House.

Posted by: rd at January 25, 2022 01:37 PM (Z32m1)

145 This is why I do not think Biden is particularly suffering from dementia or Alzheimer's here. He seems like his brain is capable enough, his memory isn't damaged. I think he's had a series of strokes and had a really big one in 2020.

It manifests in him being just unable to think sometimes, like his brain hit a dead end looking for a word or how to form a phrase. Over time a healthy brain can learn to bypass those dead zones and return to pretty much normal. But not at his age.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2022 01:37 PM (KZzsI)

146 115 "huh! Well then I think they used to use it for all sorts of things which they don't use it for today. Like run of the mill mental problems.

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2022 01:31 PM (0G13K) "

have to let the demons out, exactly
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (9CuDT) at January 25, 2022 01:34 PM (9CuDT)

Well it clearly didn't get them all.

Posted by: Bete at January 25, 2022 01:37 PM (F9322)

147 According to Wikipedia, the term "deadpan" enter into use in 1915.

The first year Joe Poopiefanny was elected to congress.

Posted by: Archer at January 25, 2022 01:37 PM (gmo/4)

148 'Star Wars Rise of Skywalker' is already on track to becoming one of the most popular and successful films of all time.

Posted by: totally independent media at January 25, 2022 01:37 PM (h5TKJ)

149 partly mis-citing John Hindracker

Hinderaker, ace.

"hindracker" is German for bewbs slapping Jack Murphy's rear end

Posted by: Hands at January 25, 2022 01:37 PM (786Ro)

150 But, the comment seems to be playing well on Twitter with even some people who are center right. I don't know why since he is cursing the only reporter asking him critical questions, unlike Trump who would curse a pack of liars for being a pack of liar. But if we were a rational country Joe would bein prison and Trump would be in the White House.
Posted by: Thatch at January 25, 2022 01:35 PM (qWceQ)


Its popular on Twitter even with "center right" because EVERYBODY hates the media. I mean, think about it. Look how much we trash Fox here.

Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2022 01:37 PM (9otr5)

151 >>>This is the meat puppet, this is the great restorer of decorum and norms that has been foisted on us.

Posted by: Thomas Bender


Our betters at NRO And The Dispatch thinks he's dreamy!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 25, 2022 01:38 PM (bkUtD)

152
Our fact-checkers have now determined that Peter Doocy is in fact a son of a bitch.

Posted by: Facebook at January 25, 2022 01:38 PM (dQvv7)

153 Yes. Trump was a world-class asshole to the press and he was mean to them. He also gave them unprecedented access and a record-breaking amount of time - but he was mean about it, so the press whores would routinely bleat about how it was anti-American, evil, dangerous, violent, in opposition to the First Amendment, destructive of a free press and all the rest.

Yet Biden is barely present, lies constantly, discloses nothing, freezes them out and sloughs them off on Discount Pippi and also snaps at them and insults them - but everything's just fine now. Because reasons.

Fuck them.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2022 01:35 PM (DU+/6)

Trump was direct. Trump called them out on their bullshit. If that's mean, well, he should've been meaner.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 25, 2022 01:38 PM (KbCG3)

154 OSHA advance doc (goes in effect tomorrow)...

https://public-inspection.federalregister.gov/2022-01532.pdf

Posted by: Nova local at January 25, 2022 01:38 PM (exHjb)

155 Eh, of all the things I don't like about Brandon, calling a reporter a stupid sonofabitch isn't on the list. They are all stupid. They are all sons of bitches. Can't fault him for saying it out loud, even if it was not meant to happen that way.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2022 01:32 PM (Cf/uA)
++++
My ire is reserved for the hypocritical drama queen water-carriers in the press.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2022 01:38 PM (DU+/6)

156 Trump was a world-class asshole to the press and he was mean to them.

He treated them like enemies, which they were. I don't think that's assholish or mean.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 25, 2022 01:38 PM (3YVs3)

157 Those Powerline guys are all lawyers, and they always strive to be "measured" in what they say. But Hinderaker is the real MAGA guy over there, he's very pro-Trump. Mirengoff is the never-Trumper of that crew.

Posted by: jocon307 at January 25, 2022 01:38 PM (HYa+m)

158
The reporter who first asks him, "In your conversations with Joe Poopypants, is the topic of inflation raised?" deserves high fives all around.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/s at January 25, 2022 01:38 PM (pNxlR)

159
Biden's eye exploded during one of the Dem debates. I think it might have been the one where his esteemed VP called him a racist.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2022 01:38 PM (Cf/uA)

160 Trump was a world-class asshole to the press and he was mean to them.

It was awesome. He knew who the enemy was. At least in that instance.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 25, 2022 01:39 PM (Xrfse)

161 What's disgusting is the cover given for it by FoxNews's Peter Doocy himself, plus Bret Baier and Brit Hume.

Trump was never given protection for this specific behavior, that of insulting a WH pool reporter in the briefing room, by any of these three slimy stooges.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 25, 2022 01:39 PM (KiBMU)

162 But I thought deadpanning was when you called the Royal Liquid Restroom a pot.

Posted by: Ambiguously Gay Richard Simmons at January 25, 2022 01:39 PM (SIyT8)

163 "Deadpanning" LOL. That was their second version of the story. The first version was, "President Biden with a twinkle in his eye said to Doocy. "Why you old scamp you!. I know you're joshing with your old pa.l."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 25, 2022 01:39 PM (k49Sx)

164 Biden could deadname somebody and the press would cover for him.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 25, 2022 01:39 PM (HaPdD)

165 148 'Star Wars Rise of Skywalker' is already on track to becoming one of the most popular and successful films of all time.
Posted by: totally independent media at January 25, 2022 01:37 PM (h5TKJ)

Different! Diverse!
-re: Eternals

Triumph!
-Re Shang Chi and the Ten Cock Rings

Most Disney marketing is just whisper network shit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2022 01:39 PM (dNqv+)

166 we're not just now finding out what a nasty bag of crap Biden is. He's been one for decades and we've known it. It's what got this small-minded, corrupt crime-boss elected President. These people are immune from consequences in ways that we are not; they are no longer of us, for us, or by us. They are out-casts whom the Mob has installed to keep the mob's lust for revenge and freebies rolling. Fuck Joe Posted by: Erik In Texas at January 25, 2022 01:31 PM (WEv0o)

One of my favorites, which has gone into the memory hole, happened on October 18, 2001. Biden went to the floor of the Senate to criticize President Bush for not hitting back at al Qaeda in over a month since 9-11. At the time he made that speech, the 3rd Ranger Battalion was enroute to jump into Kandahar within hours and ODA 555 (on horses) was already working with the Northern Alliance. As Chairman of the Foreign Relations Committee, he knew the operation was already underway. He went and made the speech because his personal window of opportunity to be a hawk and criticize the President was closing, and for no other reason. He has always been a nasty piece of work.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 25, 2022 01:39 PM (BMmaB)

167
Incidentally, we All owe Ace a big thank you for Not posting and subjecting us to the latest pics of lena dunham during her latest attention-seeking moment.

And for not posting the recently Fat-Sucked amy schumer, who, even with heavy photoshop, looks like a deflated balloon.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 25, 2022 01:39 PM (kiJ/2)

168 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 25, 2022 01:39 PM (arJlL)

169 GI's know a couple cigarette filters up the nose cuts down the smell.

Posted by: torabora at January 25, 2022 01:39 PM (YdnVw)

170 Stupid Son of a Bitch is not deadpanning....If he had said stupid schmuck maybe

Posted by: It's me donna at January 25, 2022 01:39 PM (g43JH)

171 This is the new civility. Settle down.

Posted by: NBC News at January 25, 2022 01:40 PM (MzKgG)

172 Actual deadpan would go right over the media's heads. They'd still be working out whether it was a serious statement or not six months later.

These are people who cannot grasp the concept of irony so they have redefined the word.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 25, 2022 01:40 PM (FWxjU)

173 He's no Bob Newhart.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 25, 2022 01:40 PM (63Dwl)

174 There were some real whackjobs in the Netherlands, iirc, who were proponents of or enthusiasts of home Trepanning in the early days of the internet. Numerous health benefits. One of the advocates dropped a tab of acid and proceeded in earnest and regaled everyone of the tale of drilling a hole in his head. "Success!!" The British home office denied them entrance to GB as I recall. Can't imagine why. The husband and wife team wrote a book called "Borehole!".

Posted by: Common Tater at January 25, 2022 01:40 PM (043pn)

175 'Star Wars Rise of Skywalker' is already on track to becoming one of the most popular and successful films of all time.

You need to work the word "triumph" in there, like for every Marvel movie put out now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2022 01:40 PM (KZzsI)

176 Trump was never given protection for this specific behavior, that of insulting a WH pool reporter in the briefing room, by any of these three slimy stooges.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 25, 2022 01:39 PM (KiBMU)


Fox stood up for Acosta.

Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2022 01:40 PM (9otr5)

177
But it would've been funny if did a GAINZZ post and put up pics of lena's and amy's new bodies.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 25, 2022 01:40 PM (kiJ/2)

178 its all about the messaging.

serious, that's what they think. Problem is messaging and/or spin works when half the country supports you and you're generally popular enough to hold office.

Once that line of support drops below 40%, or even 30% like where Brandon is about now, the "messaging and/or spin" stops working. In fact, it actually makes it worse because so many people don't like you. When you lie to your customers, and your customers are already pissed off at you, you make the problem worse.

Contrition, that's what the market is looking for. ONce you admit you suck and are sorry, then stupid dopey America will give you a 2nd chance. Until then you are just ruining your reputation

Posted by: joe fingerblaster at January 25, 2022 01:40 PM (ZZEwZ)

179 Bedpanning? No sir, I shit my pants. Like a man.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 25, 2022 01:40 PM (3YVs3)

180 Hinderacker is a good bloke. He's not a never Trumper dirt bag like the rest.

I think his take was nuanced and sort of tongue in cheek. The fact that the dirt bag idiots glommed onto his comments shows how stupid they are though.

Posted by: hamitchell at January 25, 2022 01:40 PM (ubV8M)

181 More like Lorazopammed inflation

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 25, 2022 01:41 PM (CjHGv)

182 Two wins for Doocy, the stupid son of a bitch:
1. He made Biden treat inflation as if it really does exist after his administration has been doing the "nothing to see here" act
2. He made Biden throw the leftists economists who keep saying inflation is good for us under the bus.

good job, Doocy

Posted by: itsacookbook at January 25, 2022 01:41 PM (yPxXc)

183 About 12 ft of refrigerator space at Publix a couple of days ago where they normally keep all the frozen potato products was completely and utterly empty of anything. They didn't even have the lights on inside. If you wanted any potato products from the frozen food aisle you were just s*** out of luck.

No worries though because Biden apparently is coherent enough to "deadpan" a comment. Because as everyone who's seen Biden for the last couple of years knows, he's has never uttered complete nonsensical statements with a straight face until now.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 25, 2022 01:41 PM (W3VUu)

184 He treated them like enemies, which they were. I don't think that's assholish or mean.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 25, 2022 01:38 PM (3YVs3)
++++
Trump was assholish and mean to the press. The press are enemies and deserved far worse. They're also a bunch of hypocritical mental midgets, which is why they're not playing their "FIREFIGHTER OF DEMOCRACY" card and raking the brain-broken old asshole over the coals.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2022 01:41 PM (DU+/6)

185 How sure are we that he was being sarcastic? Just a few months ago the line was that inflation is a good thing. Maybe dementia Joe forgot they updated the talking points and genuinely thought inflation is a great asset?

Posted by: mugiwara at January 25, 2022 01:41 PM (PWo5A)

186 More like Dead Brainpanned.

Posted by: JuJuBee at January 25, 2022 01:41 PM (mNhhD)

187
And frankly, Biden slipped up. He should have said "there is no inflation. Your hotdogs are cheaper," or "it's transitory, and won't be a problem by November," or "it's Trumpflation!"

It's not as if anyone will challenge him about it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2022 01:42 PM (Cf/uA)

188 I said this in the monkey thread:

335 I have been critical of Doocy. He asks loaded questions that are easy to deflect because Dems know better than to accept the premises of questions at face value.

Instead of using value laden descriptors just ask the questions.

Don't ask do you think inflation is a negative to re-election or however Doocy put it. Well, duh. Just Joe actually got that right. Dumb son of a bitch.

Ask what is the plan to deal with inflation. And then let the target answer that. But asking in the most negative way possible makes it easy to wave off.

Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2022 12:05 PM (9otr5)

Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2022 01:42 PM (9otr5)

189 @161

>>What's disgusting is the cover given for it by FoxNews's Peter Doocy himself, plus Bret Baier and Brit Hume.

If Doocy made a big deal out of it, the White House Correspondence Association that control who gets to be allowed into these press gatherings and conferences would bounce him.

They are not going to go to bat for him the way they did for Acosta.

So Doocy figures, let roll off his back and he looks to be the bigger guy.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 25, 2022 01:42 PM (u0rFt)

190 Remember how the creepy unison used to be a staple of horror or sci-fi for something being 'wrong'?

-Twins in the shinning
-'Praise Landru' Star Trek
-Children of the Corn(?)
-Stepford Wives

The idea that there was something truly disturbing about people all talking exactly the same way and in the same form spoke to control by some outside force. It is not natural.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2022 01:42 PM (dNqv+)

191 187
And frankly, Biden slipped up. He should have said "there is no inflation. Your hotdogs are cheaper," or "it's transitory, and won't be a problem by November," or "it's Trumpflation!"

It's not as if anyone will challenge him about it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2022 01:42 PM (Cf/uA)

==========

"It's patriotic to pay $20 for a hamburger at McDonald's. Why do you hate America?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 25, 2022 01:42 PM (LvTSG)

192 "Any true Christian knows that you have to get a little salty ever once in a while when dealing with certain kinds of people. Like Jesus overturning tables in the temple, President Biden lashed at the disrespectful Peter Doocey with the cords of deadpan humor..."
--David French, probably

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2022 01:43 PM (KZzsI)

193 I'm praying for a complete meltdown.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 25, 2022 01:30 PM (ptqGC)


It actually wouldn't take much. If just 1-2 reporters were even half as disrespectful towards POTATUS as they were towards Trump (snotty, accusatory questions), he would indeed lash out. And his ire would be directed at the press as a whole, not just the 2 instigators. It doesn't take much to provoke dementia outbursts - especially in some old fuck who already has anger issues.

Too bad we don't have an honest and free press who could figure this out and actually give AF. It could be glorious.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 25, 2022 01:43 PM (wAnMi)

194
Yeah, and mitt romney's "favorite meat" is...

hot dogs.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 25, 2022 01:43 PM (kiJ/2)

195 "Milton Friedman said that some level of inflation was good, that means that 7% annualized inflation with no end in sight is great!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at


If only it was only 7% Annual.

Posted by: rd at January 25, 2022 01:43 PM (Z32m1)

196 Did anybody actually watch how the press used to address President Trump? Every dang reporter had an agenda and wanted to be the first to take the president down or just try match wits against him. They were completely disrespectful to him 24/7 and they all thought they were superior intellects and superior beings. It was shocking to watch them in action. None could match wits against him and they deserved to be smacked down for their pettiness, assholery, and vitriol. ALWAYS remember that the media gave us Obama; gave us a stolen election, AND gave us two year of covid hell. Without the media, we could have pleasant lives.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma Donald J Trump is our duly elected President at January 25, 2022 01:43 PM (l0Cy4)

197

I wonder if anyone beat the shit out of Joe...

Is that why he had to have that brain surgery? He was running his dumb mouth and someone clocked the idiot?

As to him sounding lucid, he sounded like a drooling old geezer, with a mucousy death rattle at the end.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at January 25, 2022 01:44 PM (XnbJC)

198 188 I said this in the monkey thread:

Speaking of monkey's did you see the Woman who stopped to help the accident victim who was carrying lab "cats" has come down with some symptoms....

Posted by: It's me donna at January 25, 2022 01:44 PM (g43JH)

199 The idea that there was something truly disturbing about people all talking exactly the same way and in the same form spoke to control by some outside force. It is not natural.

Socialist systems are harshly hierarchical.

So, Fauci says jump and almost the enter medical establishment in the western world says "how high master?"

Posted by: 18-1 at January 25, 2022 01:44 PM (ESjRY)

200 Everybody thought Flipper could talk.
All he wanted was another fish.

Posted by: torabora at January 25, 2022 01:44 PM (YdnVw)

201 187
And frankly, Biden slipped up. He should have said "there is no inflation. Your hotdogs are cheaper," or "it's transitory, and won't be a problem by November," or "it's Trumpflation!"

It's not as if anyone will challenge him about it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2022 01:42 PM (Cf/uA)


This is kind of my point. The way that Doocy asked the question let Biden dismiss him as a dumbass. Because he was. And the Left is ecstatic about it!

Let him try to answer with there is no inflation now. That bullshit is not flying.

Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2022 01:44 PM (9otr5)

202 Deadpan Bedpan Biden.

Out: Non Compos Anus.
In: Non Compos Bedpan.

Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at January 25, 2022 01:44 PM (5cCDd)

203 There, he underwent a lifesaving, six-hour surgical procedure to fix an aneurysm that had begun leaking at the base of his brain. In May of 1988, Biden underwent a second operation to repair another aneurysm on the opposite side of his brain. This second aneurysm had not caused any symptoms but was at risk of bursting.
========

If only...

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 25, 2022 01:45 PM (IytoW)

204 Where is the fact check, the one that details every single instance of Trump insulting a reporter in a press briefing? "You're fake news" is not a personal insult.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 25, 2022 01:45 PM (KiBMU)

205 Grampa joe is a senile asshole. He in no way raised the presidential profile. He is angry old white trash.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 25, 2022 01:45 PM (0OmEj)

206 Maybe I'm out to lunch, but there's only one way this encounter makes any sense.

Doocy said "liability." Cocksucker heard "asset."

"It's a great asset--more inflation" was sarcasm.

"What a stupid SOB" was Cocksucker's comment on what he'd heard, which was the opposite of what Doocy had said.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 25, 2022 01:45 PM (sWM8x)

207 Can we get some comparative deadpanning quotes from Yugo Chavez, Kim Jong-Un or Li Ping or whatever his name is from China, or a few other humorously playful fellows.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 25, 2022 01:45 PM (k49Sx)

208 Ask what is the plan to deal with inflation. And then let the target answer that. But asking in the most negative way possible makes it easy to wave off.
Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2022 01:42 PM (9otr5)
++++
Like during the presser when the guy from Newsmax asked him about his mental incompetence but left it open with something like, "why do you think people have that perception?"

So close, yet so far. The far better question - and one that will never be asked by any of the press types even if they're not in the top tier of craven boot-lickers - would have ended with "will you take a mental acuity test in public to put these rumors to bed?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2022 01:45 PM (DU+/6)

209 The coordination in the press was one thing Limbaugh was brilliant at showing, those montages of 10-15 people saying exactly the same phrase or words in reaction to some political event was eerie and hilarious.

"gravitas!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2022 01:45 PM (KZzsI)

210 If only...
Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 25, 2022 01:45 PM (IytoW)

We'd probably have some other asshole who would be just as bad.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2022 01:46 PM (dNqv+)

211 I'm praying for a complete meltdown.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 25, 2022 01:30 PM (ptqGC)

It actually wouldn't take much. If just 1-2 reporters were even half as disrespectful towards POTATUS as they were towards Trump (snotty, accusatory questions), he would indeed lash out. And his ire would be directed at the press as a whole, not just the 2 instigators. It doesn't take much to provoke dementia outbursts - especially in some old fuck who already has anger issues.

Too bad we don't have an honest and free press who could figure this out and actually give AF. It could be glorious.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 25, 2022 01:43 PM (wAnMi)


HELLLOOOO President Harris!

Posted by: rd at January 25, 2022 01:46 PM (Z32m1)

212 AND gave us two year of covid hell.
====

And counting....

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 25, 2022 01:46 PM (IytoW)

213 So many NORMS restored, I can't even right now.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 25, 2022 01:46 PM (OalnH)

214 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2022 01:43 PM (KZzsI)

Well done!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 25, 2022 01:46 PM (k49Sx)

215 So Doocy figures, let roll off his back and he looks to be the bigger guy.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 25, 2022 01:42 PM (u0rFt)


Alternatively, he looks like a simp.

He's only mean to me because he loves me.

Yeah, right. Pal.

Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2022 01:46 PM (9otr5)

216 About 12 ft of refrigerator space at Publix a couple of days ago where they normally keep all the frozen potato products was completely and utterly empty of anything.

I'm kind of getting used to it. That's where I put my Uncle Joe "I did this!" stickers.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 25, 2022 01:46 PM (Xrfse)

217 Speaking of monkey's did you see the Woman who stopped to help the accident victim who was carrying lab "cats" has come down with some symptoms....
Posted by: It's me donna at January 25, 2022 01:44 PM (g43JH)



It's a mild case of zombieism.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 25, 2022 01:47 PM (3aLWR)

218 "Stupid Son of a Bitch is not deadpanning....If he had said stupid schmuck maybe" Posted by: It's me donna

yeah, imo FJB just takes the opposite position and states it boldly, then adds invective. He has made a career of it, going back to when he was a truck driver.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 25, 2022 01:47 PM (Cus5s)

219 Where is the fact check, the one that details every single instance of Trump insulting a reporter in a press briefing? "You're fake news" is not a personal insult.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 25, 2022 01:45 PM (KiBMU)
++++
I don't think he did. He hated and excoriated them professionally. The closest would probably be how he picked on specific networks and organizations. He was "personally" insulting to CNN, but CNN is not a person.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2022 01:47 PM (DU+/6)

220 It was an exercise machine implied warranty of fitness for a particular use fault you son of a bitch.

Posted by: Zombie Harry Reid at January 25, 2022 01:47 PM (YdnVw)

221 Speaking of monkey's did you see the Woman who stopped to help the accident victim who was carrying lab "cats" has come down with some symptoms....
Posted by: It's me donna

Now she wants to have sex with a banana.

Posted by: JT at January 25, 2022 01:47 PM (arJlL)

222 It's amazing how fast the NPCs update once that notification goes out.


If you ever need evidence that the media is a monolithic propaganda machine, this is it.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2022 01:47 PM (axyOa)

223 3 latest Brandon approval polls

Ras: 40%
Harvard-Harris: 39%
Insider Advantage: 40%

Oh and then there's the super duper ultra conservative Fox News who has him at.... 47%. LOL.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 25, 2022 01:47 PM (OalnH)

224 There, he underwent a lifesaving, six-hour surgical procedure to fix an aneurysm that had begun leaking at the base of his brain.


One of his heads appeared to be fatally wounded, but his fatal wound was healed. The whole earth was amazed and followed the beast.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 25, 2022 01:47 PM (ESjRY)

225
I'm surprised Brandon hasn't published the results of a fraudulent mental competence exam yet. How hard can it be to get one of these crooked DC docs to lie about it? They have plenty who've been willing to tell far more serious lies in the last two years.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2022 01:47 PM (Cf/uA)

226 If the press treated Biden the same way they treated Trump would there be any Biden press conferences?

Posted by: Glenn John at January 25, 2022 01:47 PM (LilNs)

227 Doocy was right to not make a big deal about it... It got plenty of coverage

Posted by: It's me donna at January 25, 2022 01:48 PM (g43JH)

228 AND gave us two year of covid hell.
====

And counting....

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 25, 2022 01:46 PM


It's my turn coach! Put me in! Look at that guy, he's fading fast!

Posted by: Pennsylvania Monkey Virus at January 25, 2022 01:48 PM (dQvv7)

229 So close, yet so far. The far better question - and one that will never be asked by any of the press types even if they're not in the top tier of craven boot-lickers - would have ended with "will you take a mental acuity test in public to put these rumors to bed?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2022 01:45 PM (DU+/6)


EXACTLY THIS.

Say people had these questions about the former President and he had a test to put the public's mind to rest. When will you be doing one?

Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2022 01:48 PM (9otr5)

230 221 Speaking of monkey's did you see the Woman who stopped to help the accident victim who was carrying lab "cats" has come down with some symptoms....
Posted by: It's me donna

Now she wants to have sex with a banana.
----------------
Does she play with her own feces?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 25, 2022 01:48 PM (bA3Ln)

231 Oppressive COVID Measures for the Unvaccinated Were Based on 'Software' Error, Claims German Minister.

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 25, 2022 01:48 PM (GYllL)

232 Satan's daughter, Kathlen Kennedy, ruined Star Wars due to her genocidal hatred of white people.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 25, 2022 01:48 PM (todmg)

233 Oh and then there's the super duper ultra conservative Fox News who has him at.... 47%. LOL.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 25, 2022 01:47 PM (OalnH)

I laughed at that one too

Posted by: It's me donna at January 25, 2022 01:48 PM (g43JH)

234 They were completely disrespectful to him 24/7 and they all thought they were superior intellects and superior beings. It was shocking to watch them in action. None could match wits against him and they deserved to be smacked down for their pettiness, assholery, and vitriol.

****

I loved Trump's pressers on the lawn on the way to the helicopter. Isn't that when Biden said he wiped his butt?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 25, 2022 01:49 PM (BMmaB)

235
Now she wants to have sex with a banana.


Wait, that's not normal?

Posted by: Pronhub at January 25, 2022 01:49 PM (ESjRY)

236 Did I tell you about what I deadpanned to Corn Pop while swing that tow chain?

Posted by: Brandon at January 25, 2022 01:49 PM (YdnVw)

237 Speaking of monkey's did you see the Woman who stopped to help the accident victim who was carrying lab "cats" has come down with some symptoms....
Posted by: It's me donna at January 25, 2022 01:44 PM (g43JH)


Considering it was almost immediately, that's a bit disconcerting.

"Now the woman who came in contact with the monkeys says she is experiencing symptoms and has pink-eye and a cough."

People are shitting on her for sticking a finger in a cage - which is the reaction at least 30-40% of public would have when told there's a bunch of kitty-cats in there. I doubt if she had been told rabid virus death monkeys she would have even approached a cage. Just hope we're not referring to her as Patient Zero in 2 months. As a positive, China and Russia wouldn't be invading any time soon.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 25, 2022 01:49 PM (wAnMi)

238 The whole earth was amazed and followed the beast.

This is the part where we know its not Biden, because pretty much nobody is following that fraud.

Doocy was right to not make a big deal about it

Right, that would have become the story. It would be too easy for analysts and pundits to bury Biden's statement with analysis of Doocey's reaction.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2022 01:49 PM (KZzsI)

239 >>221 Speaking of monkey's did you see the Woman who stopped to help the accident victim who was carrying lab "cats" has come down with some symptoms....
Posted by: It's me donna

Too bad that monkey truck didn't crash in downtown DC.

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 25, 2022 01:49 PM (GYllL)

240 The coordination in the press was one thing Limbaugh was brilliant at showing, those montages of 10-15 people saying exactly the same phrase or words in reaction to some political event was eerie and hilarious.

It really blew my mind the first time Rush did that. I thought WTF? That's when I was absolutely sure the fix was in.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 25, 2022 01:49 PM (Xrfse)

241 Speaking of monkey's did you see the Woman who stopped to help the accident victim who was carrying lab "cats" has come down with some symptoms....
Posted by: It's me donna


She was heard to say..."Get your filthy ape hands off me!"

Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2022 01:49 PM (axyOa)

242 The cup is half full. The media will always cover for Joe.

The fact that they are talking about inflation AND justifying calling Doocey sob? Neither of those two help Joe. And talking about it in any way, shape or form is a negative for Joe and "what he ran on."

Yes. There is such a thing as bad publicity.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 25, 2022 01:50 PM (RHNmi)

243 Speaking of monkey's did you see the Woman who stopped to help the accident victim who was carrying lab "cats" has come down with some symptoms....
Posted by: It's me donna


Ebola Gain of Function 3.0.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2022 01:50 PM (uXonU)

244 About 12 ft of refrigerator space at Publix a couple of days ago where they normally keep all the frozen potato products was completely and utterly empty of anything.

I'm kind of getting used to it. That's where I put my Uncle Joe "I did this!" stickers.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 25, 2022 01:46 PM (Xrfse)

Anyone see Rice Krispies?

Posted by: rd at January 25, 2022 01:50 PM (Z32m1)

245 229 So close, yet so far. The far better question - and one that will never be asked by any of the press types even if they're not in the top tier of craven boot-lickers - would have ended with "will you take a mental acuity test in public to put these rumors to bed?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2022 01:45 PM (DU+/6)

EXACTLY THIS.

Say people had these questions about the former President and he had a test to put the public's mind to rest. When will you be doing one?
Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2022 01:48 PM (9otr5)

You mean the same people that refuse to audit the vote counts to prove that Joe trounced that villainous Trump with a record-setting number of votes?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 25, 2022 01:50 PM (KbCG3)

246 #235

What are we? Chopped liver?

Posted by: The Cucumbers at January 25, 2022 01:50 PM (YdnVw)

247 222 It's amazing how fast the NPCs update once that notification goes out.


If you ever need evidence that the media is a monolithic propaganda machine, this is it.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2022 01:47 PM (axyOa)

Out: JournoList
In: Twitter

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 25, 2022 01:50 PM (hIom3)

248 "Shitting your pants is great" FJB deadpanned as he sat on a bedpan.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 25, 2022 01:50 PM (F4b8f)

249 Does she play with her own feces?
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 25, 2022 01:48 PM (bA3Ln)


Invite to the WH?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 25, 2022 01:50 PM (wAnMi)

250 Satan's daughter, Kathlen Kennedy, ruined Star Wars due to her genocidal hatred of white people.

She likes white WOMEN fine. From ridiculous Mary Sue Rey to that green haired ridiculous general to Madonna Princess Leia floating through space, she deifies women.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2022 01:50 PM (KZzsI)

251 Speaking of monkey's did you see the Woman who stopped to help the accident victim who was carrying lab "cats" has come down with some symptoms....
Posted by: It's me donna at January 25, 2022 01:44 PM (g43JH)

-------------

Nothing creepy about that at all. The truck driver first told her the boxes were full of cats.

I wonder what Fauci has in store for us now? Ebola 2 Electric Boogaloo?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 25, 2022 01:50 PM (ptqGC)

252 Doocy said "liability." Cocksucker heard "asset."

"It's a great asset--more inflation" was sarcasm.

"What a stupid SOB" was Cocksucker's comment on what he'd heard, which was the opposite of what Doocy had said.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 25, 2022 01:45 PM (sWM8x)


Nope, I think Just Joe got it exactly right. Doocy asked if it was a liability, and Joe answered sarcasticaly "it's an asset. What a dumb son of a bitch."

It was a well duh question. And Doocy gave him the ropw with which to hang Doocy. And then he simped about it.

Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2022 01:50 PM (9otr5)

253 225
I'm surprised Brandon hasn't published the results of a fraudulent mental competence exam yet. How hard can it be to get one of these crooked DC docs to lie about it? They have plenty who've been willing to tell far more serious lies in the last two years.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2022 01:47 PM (Cf/uA)

I'm sure Lord of Science, Dr. Fauci, would do it.

And half the country and 98% of the press would call it Case Closed. You don't argue with SCIENCE, do you?

Posted by: Just Lily at January 25, 2022 01:51 PM (LPf0B)

254 Operation Chekov - Star Trek 4: The Voyage Home (9/10) Movie CLIP (1986) HD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02Or-Hx3yqc

Posted by: zmdavid at January 25, 2022 01:51 PM (xqRaG)

255 So not only do we have Plague Monkeys, we've got escaped Virus Laden Lab Cats on the loose.

COME ON!!!!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 25, 2022 01:51 PM (u0rFt)

256 Bananas will never listen to your bullshit. Bananas also never buy houses for women they hate.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 25, 2022 01:51 PM (todmg)

257 What are we? Chopped liver?
Posted by: The Cucumbers at January 25, 2022 01:50 PM (YdnVw)

No, you're the filling for those faggy-ass sandwiches they serve at high tea. With like watercress or some shit.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 25, 2022 01:51 PM (II3Gr)

258 This busty, bookish blonde with glasses is pretty sure the entire press complex is riddled with assholes:
https://is.gd/CDoc7r

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2022 01:51 PM (DU+/6)

259 What does routinely surprise me is how dumb and gullible they really think we are.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2022 01:51 PM (mD/uy)

260 The market is starting to lift. Does Biden have another press conference soon?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 25, 2022 01:51 PM (bA3Ln)

261 The truck driver first told her the boxes were full of cats.

My hovercraft is full of eels!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 25, 2022 01:51 PM (II3Gr)

262 The Joker

Posted by: mrp at January 25, 2022 01:52 PM (6eRlp)

263 She likes white WOMEN fine. From ridiculous Mary Sue Rey to that green haired ridiculous general to Madonna Princess Leia floating through space, she deifies women.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2022 01:50 PM (KZzsI)
++++
THE FORCE IS FEMALE, H8R!

Posted by: Kathleen Kennedy at January 25, 2022 01:52 PM (DU+/6)

264 Not human women she doesn't.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 25, 2022 01:52 PM (todmg)

265 Joey Biden REALLY needs a pet monkey.

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 25, 2022 01:52 PM (ptqGC)

266 The far better question - and one that will never be asked by any of the press types even if they're not in the top tier of craven boot-lickers - would have ended with "will you take a mental acuity test in public to put these rumors to bed?"

Trump used to be great at this, he even got O'Bama to release his "Birth Certificate" to the press. Nowadays he's more circumspect and more of a statesman.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2022 01:52 PM (KZzsI)

267 Doocy has beef with Biden!

I saw Joe Karate chop the microphone right out of Doocy's arm!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 25, 2022 01:52 PM (F4b8f)

268 Don't mind me, I'm just bedpanning...

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 25, 2022 01:52 PM (pbStR)

269 Right, that would have become the story. It would be too easy for analysts and pundits to bury Biden's statement with analysis of Doocey's reaction.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2022 01:49 PM (KZzsI)


Instead the story now is "Biden is strong, such that none may abide him."

Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2022 01:52 PM (9otr5)

270 I never actually thought we would have a President more loathesome than Obama.

Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at January 25, 2022 01:53 PM (oWBc3)

271 Hinderaker & Hayward are good, Scott Johnson is generally decent to good, and Paul remains better than Allah & Ed, but that's a low bar. Paul annoys the crap out of me with his continued posts that miss the point.

Posted by: Andy_in_Colorado at January 25, 2022 01:53 PM (CBrao)

272 51 Fire yourself, you stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 25, 2022 01:28 PM (ptqGC)


Cease and desist immediately or I will file suit for trademark dilution.

Posted by: Barky O'Fuckstick at January 25, 2022 01:53 PM (DTX3h)

273 Clap for that deadpan, you stupid bastards

Posted by: Thirdtwin at January 25, 2022 01:53 PM (NMzJH)

274 100 % of what RondinellaMama said @196.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (9CuDT) at January 25, 2022 01:53 PM (9CuDT)

275 This busty, bookish blonde with glasses is pretty sure the entire press complex is riddled with assholes:
https://is.gd/CDoc7r
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2022 01:51 PM (DU+/6)
........

looks brunette to me. But who's looking at the hair?

Posted by: wth at January 25, 2022 01:53 PM (v0R5T)

276 Kathleen Kennedy should be the first into the volcano.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 25, 2022 01:53 PM (todmg)

277 African Monkey Pox > Wuhan Bat Virus

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 25, 2022 01:53 PM (ptqGC)

278 The 2nd Harlem NYPD has passed away.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 25, 2022 01:53 PM (NpAcC)

279 Flash in the pan.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 25, 2022 01:53 PM (n/szn)

280 255 So not only do we have Plague Monkeys, we've got escaped Virus Laden Lab Cats on the loose.

LOL... The driver told the woman they were cats so she went over to one of the cages and found out it was a monkey that hissed at her... So why did the driver tell her they were cats if it was all above board and why did they quickly dispatch the 3 escaped monkey's on the spot ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 25, 2022 01:54 PM (g43JH)

281 What are we? Chopped liver?
Posted by: The Cucumbers at January 25, 2022 01:50 PM (YdnVw)


Pikers.

Posted by: Carrot used in the Peyronie Disease commercial at January 25, 2022 01:54 PM (axyOa)

282 looks brunette to me. But who's looking at the hair?
Posted by: wth at January 25, 2022 01:53 PM (v0R5T)
++++
The parts that haven't grown out look blonder. I have a liberal interpretation of "blonde."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2022 01:54 PM (DU+/6)

283 Ask what is the plan to deal with inflation. And then let the target answer that. But asking in the most negative way possible makes it easy to wave off.
Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2022 01:42 PM (9otr5)


Doocy's question was not just stupid, it actually served-up a golden opportunity for Biden. Biden could have responded, "Look, I'm not thinking about the midterm elections on this topic or any others. I'm doing what is best for the American people on inflation and everything else. Bye." The Media would have lapped this up and played the exchange endlessly for 24 hours.

But as usual, Biden was too stupid to figure this out in real-time yesterday.

Posted by: Gref at January 25, 2022 01:54 PM (AMIL/)

284 I saw Lena Dunham's new movie was at Sundance, called the worst piece of shit ever made and should end her career. I have my doubts that will happen.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 25, 2022 01:54 PM (HaPdD)

285 Oil over $85. Who's the son of a bitch now Joe?

Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at January 25, 2022 01:54 PM (oWBc3)

286 "Stupid Son of a Bitch is not deadpanning....If he had said stupid schmuck maybe" Posted by: It's me donna

yeah, imo FJB just takes the opposite position and states it boldly, then adds invective. He has made a career of it, going back to when he was a truck driver.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 25, 2022 01:47 PM (Cus5s)


Truck Driver? Was that before he advised Golda Meir how to beat the Arab armies attacking Israel?

It must have been after he marched in Selma?

Posted by: rd at January 25, 2022 01:54 PM (Z32m1)

287 Kumala Harris: "I'm good at sucking skin scaffolds to extract the yummy white stuff that bursts out of them. Is that what you mean?"
Posted by: Thrawn at January 25, 2022 01:31 PM (Rl7KJ)


Nice. There goes lunch.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 25, 2022 01:54 PM (ZSK0i)

288 I was never the hugest Star Wars fan, but before the sequels I viewed the franchise with affection and nostalgia. Now I just wish it would go away.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2022 01:55 PM (KZzsI)

289 Expodentially a son of a bitch.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 25, 2022 01:55 PM (kn9u9)

290 My hovercraft is full of eels!
Posted by: Insomniac

I know some guys

Posted by: Miklos understands the situation at January 25, 2022 01:55 PM (QzkSJ)

291 Wait for the spin when he calls some female reporter sugar tits...

Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2022 01:55 PM (CYnTg)

292 >>This busty, bookish blonde with glasses is pretty sure the entire press complex is riddled with assholes:
https://is.gd/CDoc7r
Posted by: Joe Mannix

She has plump lips.

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 25, 2022 01:55 PM (GYllL)

293 What does routinely surprise me is how dumb and gullible they really think we are.

They know it's not "we", as in present company. It's the low-information idiots that surround us.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 25, 2022 01:56 PM (Xrfse)

294
Trump used to be great at this, he even got O'Bama to release his "Birth Certificate" to the press. Nowadays he's more circumspect and more of a statesman.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2022 01:52 PM (KZzsI

I've always thought that was one of the deftest moves his administration made.

With or without that BC, for better for or worse, the law was on Obama's side regarding his "natural-born" status.

Releasing such an obviously counterfeit BC (it had to be on purpose, they didn't bother to conceal it *at all*) set the Right off chasing that shiny but useless object. And nobody ever brought up his college application fraud, which was real, ever again.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2022 01:56 PM (Cf/uA)

295 should end her career. I have my doubts that will happen.

The only thing that seems to kill careers these days is refusing to sex up whoever is the latest Weinstein.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2022 01:56 PM (KZzsI)

296 Doocy was just trying to get fjb to admit that inflation was going to be a liability in the midterms. Admit openly that inflation is a problem people care about. The same bullshit the rest of the press did day in and day out to trump. Except they asked the same gotcha question repeatedly phrased differently to trap trump.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 25, 2022 01:56 PM (F4b8f)

297 Doocey's question wasn't stupid at all - he asked hoping to get Joe to say something. Sure he could have responded intelligently, but what are those odds?

Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at January 25, 2022 01:56 PM (oWBc3)

298 LOL... The driver told the woman they were cats so she went over to one of the cages and found out it was a monkey that hissed at her... So why did the driver tell her they were cats if it was all above board and why did they quickly dispatch the 3 escaped monkey's on the spot ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 25, 2022 01:54 PM (g43JH)


They probably told the driver it was cats.

Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2022 01:56 PM (9otr5)

299 The parts that haven't grown out look blonder. I have a liberal interpretation of "blonde." Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2022 01:54 PM (DU+/6)

Does the carpet match the drapes?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 25, 2022 01:56 PM (BMmaB)

300 @278

>>The 2nd Harlem NYPD has passed away.

It really is a shame, those two cops from the personal videos of them seemed to really care and wanted to make a difference in their community.

The residents of NYC chose poorly in the people they put into power.

Sad.


Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 25, 2022 01:56 PM (u0rFt)

301 Trump used to be great at this, he even got O'Bama to release his "Birth Certificate" to the press. Nowadays he's more circumspect and more of a statesman.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2022 01:52 PM (KZzsI)

The GOP should have put up a statue to Trump at that moment. They were stumbling over themselves to find a way to just talk about Obama without the press bringing up his birth certificate and messing up their message. Nobody could do it until Trump forced Obama to take that issue off the table.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 25, 2022 01:57 PM (hIom3)

302 and why did they quickly dispatch the 3 escaped monkey's on the spot ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 25, 2022 01:54 PM (g43JH)


Dead monkeys tell no tales. I bet they were incinerated within the hour. I'd just like to know what happened to the rest of the shipment.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 25, 2022 01:57 PM (wAnMi)

303 One of my favorite ads:

https://youtu.be/gmOTpIVxji8

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2022 01:57 PM (KZzsI)

304 The only thing that seems to kill careers these days is refusing to sex up whoever is the latest Weinstein.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2022 01:56 PM (KZzsI)

Hold on now...

Posted by: Color Me Badd at January 25, 2022 01:57 PM (II3Gr)

305 Drop the monkey.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 25, 2022 01:57 PM (todmg)

306
LOL... The driver told the woman they were cats so she went over to one of the cages and found out it was a monkey that hissed at her... So why did the driver tell her they were cats if it was all above board ...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 25, 2022 01:54 PM


Because it costs Fauci more money to transport Biolevel 4 lab gain of function animals.

Posted by: Pennsylvania Monkey Virus at January 25, 2022 01:58 PM (dQvv7)

307 "Deadpan."


You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means

Posted by: Inigo Montoya at January 25, 2022 01:58 PM (kn9u9)

308 The parts that haven't grown out look blonder. I have a liberal interpretation of "blonde." Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2022 01:54 PM (DU+/6)

Does the carpet match the drapes?
Posted by: Caesar North

At this point, what difference does it make?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2022 01:58 PM (mD/uy)

309 Spank the monkey > Drop the monkey

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 25, 2022 01:58 PM (GYllL)

310 My favorite recent Biden moment was when he said "Let's Go Brandon!" at the end of a meeting with some "real Americans".

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at January 25, 2022 01:58 PM (QxRcD)

311 The parts that haven't grown out look blonder. I have a liberal interpretation of "blonde." Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2022 01:54 PM (DU+/6)


Works for me.
I'd love to show her my book shelves.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2022 01:59 PM (axyOa)

312 hah, love a good use of the word trepanned. chances to use it don't come up too often.
Posted by: ace at January 25, 2022 01:26 PM (0G13K)

They did it to Biden twice.

Really.

Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2022 01:28 PM


Damned near lost their instruments to the vacuum.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 25, 2022 01:59 PM (RkC6l)

313 They were cats at the time they were put into the truck. The virus transformed them into monkeys.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 25, 2022 01:59 PM (F4b8f)

314 Dead monkeys tell no tales. I bet they were incinerated within the hour. I'd just like to know what happened to the rest of the shipment. Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 25, 2022 01:57 PM (wAnMi)

If there were 9 more we're in trouble.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 25, 2022 01:59 PM (BMmaB)

315 The funny thing is Kamala is as alien as Obama was. The " historic firsts"

Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2022 01:59 PM (CYnTg)

316 Doocy is Joey's new Cornpop.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at January 25, 2022 01:59 PM (4vwUh)

317 Star Wars
Star Trek
Doctor Who
Indiana Jones
Marvel
DC

You see, while you were hoping that your criticisms would change minds or something would change, the Communists were not only knocking down statues of our history but also our modern mythology.

"Oh, it's just a comic book."

How's that working out?

Posted by: Azathoth at January 25, 2022 01:59 PM (W3VUu)

318 They probably told the driver it was cats.
Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2022 01:56 PM (9otr5)


That was my first thought - except most drivers with live animals would be a bit more curious about their cargo. He also was apparently really agitated that news would get out about this - which is odd if he had a bunch of kitty-cats. I'm guessing everybody involved with this knew what they were doing. Can't have a truck driver stopping at a Wendy's for 45 minutes or doing other risky things they might do if just hauling cats.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 25, 2022 02:00 PM (wAnMi)

319 The CDC told the monkey petter to give them a call if she developed cold symptoms.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 25, 2022 02:00 PM (todmg)

320 Dead puppies aren't much fun.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 25, 2022 02:00 PM (F4b8f)

321 Not really liking the fact that Cinemagic went from a curated channel to just an endless loop of perhaps 20 soundtracks.

Ughh.. First world problem indeed.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 25, 2022 02:00 PM (u0rFt)

322 Does the carpet match the drapes?

I think they all shave it off these days so they can look like little girls.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2022 02:00 PM (KZzsI)

323 Dead monkeys tell no tales. I bet they were incinerated within the hour. I'd just like to know what happened to the rest of the shipment.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 25, 2022 01:57 PM (wAnMi)

---------------

I read they were being shipped to a CDC "facility" in the Midwest somewhere.

What could go wrong?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 25, 2022 02:00 PM (ptqGC)

324 Jordan Peterson on Rogan's show yesterday:

https://tinyurl.com/Peterson-on-Rogan

Posted by: Sharkman at January 25, 2022 02:00 PM (jO1gQ)

325 Speaking of monkey's did you see the Woman who stopped to help the accident victim who was carrying lab "cats" has come down with some symptoms....


Surely Moderna already has a vaccine for it. Whatever *it* is.

Posted by: Hands - overperforming at January 25, 2022 02:00 PM (786Ro)

326 Those monkeys had information that would lead to the conviction of Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 25, 2022 02:00 PM (eA1RV)

327
That fake birth certificate was 1.21 gigawatts of stray voltage. Whoever thought to do that was inspired.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2022 02:00 PM (Cf/uA)

328 RN testifies to what she saw in NYC hospitals. The strict adherence to protocol, despite terrible results. The misreporting of data to avoid non-reimbursement of funds. The permissiveness of hospitals to allow drug company reps to experiment on patients despite poor results.

https://bit.ly/3KKxzBG

Posted by: bonhomme at January 25, 2022 02:00 PM (RaNzC)

329 Releasing such an obviously counterfeit BC (it had to be on purpose, they didn't bother to conceal it *at all*) set the Right off chasing that shiny but useless object. And nobody ever brought up his college application fraud, which was real, ever again.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2022 01:56 PM (Cf/uA)

Great point - Obama's people baited Republicans by releasing that doc. They really were expert at trolling Republicans.

I'll never forget that moment during one of O's State of the Union addresses where he purposely put tear-jerking passages in his speech to get John Boehner, who was sitting right behind him, to start to cry on camera. It didn't work (that time), but I had a lot of respect for O's team to even try to pull that off.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 25, 2022 02:01 PM (hIom3)

330 296 Doocy was just trying to get fjb to admit that inflation was going to be a liability in the midterms. Admit openly that inflation is a problem people care about. The same bullshit the rest of the press did day in and day out to trump. Except they asked the same gotcha question repeatedly phrased differently to trap trump.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 25, 2022 01:56 PM (F4b8f)


But that's the same bullshit DC horserace framing. I don't give two shits how inflation affects his favorability ratings.

Put him on the spot to say what he is going to do about it. He can deny it exists, as he has before, though I think the gas is out of that light. He could say it is transitory. See above. Either of those are windows into the "he's got nothing" soul. Or he might give some word salad like the VP.

Instead, putting it in the horserace meant that Biden could stuff him. And he did. And Doocy is the one sucking up to Biden now.

Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2022 02:01 PM (9otr5)

331 Dead beagles. Dead monkeys. Dead COVID patients.

I got it all covered, baby.

Posted by: Anthony Fauci at January 25, 2022 02:01 PM (kn9u9)

332 Re: sidebar
So... what is the point of Hot Air these days? We already have a Lincoln Project and Bulwark and National Review. All of these fine publications do a job of being Democratic apologists. What is the hook for HotAir?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2022 02:01 PM (dNqv+)

333 Shock the monkey > Spank the monkey > Drop the monkey

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 25, 2022 02:01 PM (DTX3h)

334 288 I was never the hugest Star Wars fan, but before the sequels I viewed the franchise with affection and nostalgia. Now I just wish it would go away.
-------------------
Midgets with zippers in the back stopped me cold.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 25, 2022 02:01 PM (bA3Ln)

335 "So why did the driver tell her they were cats if it was all above board and why did they quickly dispatch the 3 escaped monkey's on the spot ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 25, 2022 01:54 PM (g43JH) "

exactly. as phony as any other thing happening. if they didn't lie, their master would be angry.

they also were quite diligent about hunting down the 4th one that escaped ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (9CuDT) at January 25, 2022 02:01 PM (9CuDT)

336 320 Dead puppies aren't much fun.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 25, 2022 02:00 PM (F4b8f)

Little tail never wags
Try to walk them, they just drags

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 25, 2022 02:01 PM (II3Gr)

337 They were cats at the time they were put into the truck. The virus transformed them into monkeys.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 25, 2022 01:59 PM

No they just identified as monkeys.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 25, 2022 02:01 PM (aXKOe)

338 Presdent Byedum is buy trying to fix Trump's problems and has a bad day. It will takes Presdent Byedum at least 8 yeers to fix what Trump screwed up in four. So, we be see no problem with his response to this Doocey guy who does not represent all the persins of coller that Trump hurt.....

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at January 25, 2022 02:01 PM (hHyA1)

339 One of my favorite ads:

https://youtu.be/gmOTpIVxji8
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2022 01:57 PM (KZzsI)


Classic!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2022 02:01 PM (axyOa)

340 Just went by Second City Cop blog. It is no longer open to be viewed. You can view by invitation only. W the actual F?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 25, 2022 02:01 PM (o2MD2)

341


What the hell happened to biden's "stutter?"

Cured?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 25, 2022 02:01 PM (kiJ/2)

342 Deadpanning is so presidential!

Posted by: Regular joe at January 25, 2022 02:02 PM (njVMJ)

343 That fake birth certificate was 1.21 gigawatts of stray voltage.

Literally everyone stopped talking about the birth certificate once it was released. Full stop. Ace declared it a dead topic here and never brought it up again. That's pretty weak stray voltage.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2022 02:02 PM (KZzsI)

344 So... what is the point of Hot Air these days? We already have a Lincoln Project and Bulwark and National Review. All of these fine publications do a job of being Democratic apologists. What is the hook for HotAir?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2022 02:01 PM (dNqv+)

A jobs program for alcoholic shutins.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 25, 2022 02:02 PM (QRdjz)

345
stutter > hot mic > deadpan > ??

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 25, 2022 02:02 PM (kiJ/2)

346 Speaking of monkey's did you see the Woman who stopped to help the accident victim who was carrying lab "cats" has come down with some symptoms....

Placebo effect
The Media

Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2022 02:02 PM (CYnTg)

347 If you put FJB on the spot, he just turns and walks away. Nobody seems to care when he does that. At least ducey got an angry outburst.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 25, 2022 02:02 PM (F4b8f)

348 I will gird my loins with a deadpan so that when Putin and Xi take me to the woodshed, I will only be bleeding from my ass.

Posted by: Joking Joe at January 25, 2022 02:03 PM (6liew)

349 Hey now, the J6ers were just deadpanning.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 25, 2022 02:03 PM (coYBh)

350 I think they all shave it off these days so they can look like little girls.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2022 02:00 PM (KZzsI)

A clean operating area affords two main things: A) the cunning linguist doesn't get hair in his mouth, and B) heightened sensation on the bare skin.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 25, 2022 02:03 PM (II3Gr)

351 Get off my lawn, Doocy.

Posted by: President Clumpy Pants at January 25, 2022 02:03 PM (todmg)

352 Speaking of monkey's did you see the Woman who stopped to help the accident victim who was carrying lab "cats" has come down with some symptoms....

You know, this is the kind of comment you read at the beginning of the zombie apocalypse.

*ponders whether that would be an improvement*

Nah. Bill Gates and Congress would be safe in armed enclaves. Hell, it would probably be a boon to their plan of NeoFeudalism.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2022 02:03 PM (dNqv+)

353 Midgets with zippers in the back stopped me cold.

I liked the third movie fairly well but Ewoks just about ruined it for me, I agree. Such a very bad decision by Lucas, but that was his style. I am sure he fought like hell to get Short Round in Indiana Jones 2.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2022 02:03 PM (KZzsI)

354
Placebo effect
The Media
Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2022 02:02 PM (CYnTg)

They gave her some drug and started her on rabies treatments...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 25, 2022 02:04 PM (g43JH)

355 I remember, late in her life, Hollowood had Bette Davis come up on stage at the Oscars to receive a lifetime achievement award, or whatever. The old broad toddled up to the podium, and some young thang tried to help her with something or other, at which point Davis snapped "I've got it," or something like that.

Point being, she kinda knew where she was, and why she was there, but the snotty attitude was in part the frustration of not being what one once was, and in part because she was a snotty bi*ch with no filter at that moment.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 25, 2022 02:04 PM (YV6PJ)

356 off topic, noticed at twitchy:

There's an alarming trend developing in which people are paying less attention to celebrities who are telling them how to live. Please, folks, we have been chosen to be celebrities for a reason. Ignore our experience and our wisdom at your own peril.
-- Pat Sajak

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hobokem at January 25, 2022 02:04 PM (Ynyl9)

357 >>Just went by Second City Cop blog. It is no longer open to be viewed. You can view by invitation only. W the actual F?


It's been shuttered for months. They occasionally post at the Chicago Contrarian blog.

Posted by: mr tmz at January 25, 2022 02:04 PM (m/Gc2)

358 Midgets with zippers in the back stopped me cold.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 25, 2022 02:01 PM

Speaking of. Peter Dinklage is all pissed off about the remake of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. I suppose they should have renamed it Non Caucasian, non binary snow person and the seven vertically challenged XHE's!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 25, 2022 02:04 PM (aXKOe)

359 The inside of Biden's skull is not a vacuum. It's a wormhole leading straight to Hell.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 25, 2022 02:04 PM (jO1gQ)

360 Pisshockey and other Dems were literally telling us the past few months that inflation was a sign of a strengthening economy. Strengthening.

Posted by: ejochs at January 25, 2022 02:05 PM (lSFMQ)

361 Shock the monkey > Spank the monkey > Drop the monkey

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 25, 2022 02:01 PM


Touch my monkey > Shock the monkey > Spank the monkey > Drop the monkey

Posted by: Dieter at January 25, 2022 02:05 PM (RkC6l)

362
Literally everyone stopped talking about the birth certificate once it was released. Full stop. Ace declared it a dead topic here and never brought it up again. That's pretty weak stray voltage.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2022 02:02 PM (KZzsI)

Maybe here (that was a little before I started coming here).

But I heard people clamoring about that counterfeit for *months* afterward. And it didn't matter a whit. Obama could have been born on the moon, and he'd be a natural-born citizen by virtue of his mom.

And like I said, the actual scandal (claiming foreign citizenship on admissions papers) evaporated. Gone.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2022 02:05 PM (Cf/uA)

363 347 If you put FJB on the spot, he just turns and walks away. Nobody seems to care when he does that. At least ducey got an angry outburst.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 25, 2022 02:02 PM (F4b8f)


I can't argue with that. He got Biden to slam him, which his base loves, and now he has to be more cautious because now he should know better than ask off topic questions.

Winning!

Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2022 02:05 PM (9otr5)

364 They were probably gonna inject those monkeys with some nasty shit, and then send them over to Ukraine to fight the Russians.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 25, 2022 02:05 PM (HaPdD)

365 I'm surprised nobody in the media tries to avoid saying the same thing as everyone else.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 25, 2022 02:06 PM (eGTCV)

366 See the amazing Joe Brandon. He has a press conference and stands for a little over an hour. He deadpans (whatever the fuck that means) and is nasty to people. He stutters, rambles, and forgets what he is talking about. AMAZING.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 25, 2022 02:06 PM (iDcra)

367 I don't know which formulation I prefer:

1. The Fucking Asshole-in-Chief, or

2. Former Vice President Who Shit My Pants?

Hmmm.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 25, 2022 02:06 PM (jO1gQ)

368 Just heard Kid Rock's "We The People". Hope somebody plays this one for Joe.

Posted by: wth at January 25, 2022 02:06 PM (v0R5T)

369 LET'S GO BR...

you know what? Nevermind that shit.

Go fuck yourself, Joe Biden. Fuck yourself to the Galilean moons. Ok?

Posted by: Tasty Burger at January 25, 2022 02:06 PM (OchLY)

370 Because no one ever "got better" from dementia. It's a progressive condition with treatments but no actual cure.

-------------

We should rebrand the D Party as the PS (Progressive Senility) Party.

Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at January 25, 2022 02:07 PM (5cCDd)

371 353 Midgets with zippers in the back stopped me cold.

I liked the third movie fairly well but Ewoks just about ruined it for me, I agree. Such a very bad decision by Lucas, but that was his style. I am sure he fought like hell to get Short Round in Indiana Jones 2.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2022 02:03 PM (KZzsI)

Those Ewoks were adorable little marketing opportunities.

(H/T Ryan George from Pitch Meeting)

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 25, 2022 02:07 PM (hIom3)

372 "Truck Driver? Was that before he advised Golda Meir how to beat the Arab armies attacking Israel? It must have been after he marched in Selma?" posted by: rd

right, I couldn't recall the other crazy stories he seems to come up with to show his Gravitas on any subject.

Maybe Joe recognized inflation really is a problem, but still acted out in anger. But his past indicates his pattern of answering confrontational questions by making some bold false claim. "Inflation by the name of Corn Pop confronted me once, and I took it on with a chain". Bravado always worked for Joe (and mob backing)

Posted by: illiniwek at January 25, 2022 02:07 PM (Cus5s)

373 Does the carpet match the drapes?

I think they all shave it off these days so they can look like little girls.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

What about the tats?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at January 25, 2022 02:07 PM (4vwUh)

374 Talk down. Tax down. Kill down.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 25, 2022 02:07 PM (HOLTf)

375 It's time for us to do what we have been doing and that time is every day just before we get our semen injections from Soros.

Posted by: Dirty Harris at January 25, 2022 02:07 PM (6liew)

376 Bill Melugin
@BillFOXLA
NEW: We witnessed the federal gov mass releasing single adult migrants, almost all men, at a parking garage in Brownsville. Taxi cabs were then called for them. We followed the taxis to Harlingen airport, where the migrants were dropped off to get on flights around U.S.
@FoxNews (Video)

https://tinyurl.com/3nju966r

Posted by: redridinghood at January 25, 2022 02:07 PM (NpAcC)

377 74 Yeah. Son of a bitch used to be very serious fighting words. I don't know when or why that changed.
---------------
I think it went out around the same time Father's Day in Chicago became an issue.
Posted by: Puddin Head

Wasn't the third Sunday in June changed to Unicorn's Day or did they just talk about it?

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at January 25, 2022 02:08 PM (DSnKH)

378 And like I said, the actual scandal (claiming foreign citizenship on admissions papers) evaporated. Gone.

That was what annoyed me. Like trying to nail Clinton on lying under oath after his outrageously blatant illegal and even treasonous acts in the office, it was missing the fores for the trees.

O'Bama claimed to be from Kenya, and used false paperwork to that end, to get into Harvard. His own wife said it in the years leading up to his election. The Harvard Review claimed it in his bio for years.

For some reason nobody ever wanted to talk about that federal crime, that ridiculous falsehood. He was clearly born in the USA to a citizen, the Hawaiian newspapers at the time posted his birth. But he CLAIMED to be from another nation, and showed false papers to support it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2022 02:08 PM (KZzsI)

379 FJB's always been nasty, vicious, cutthroat, belligerent, dumb and an all-around piece of shit. Nothing's changed except the senile dementia.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 25, 2022 02:08 PM (II3Gr)

380 Meme of the year:


https://tinyurl.com/ymwmdsby

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 25, 2022 02:08 PM (ptqGC)

381 It's never smart for media to try to cover up with complicated words - they are as likely to backfire for their base than win them over...

Posted by: Nova local



"Gravitas?!?!?! No way! He can FLY?!?!?"

-- LIV

Posted by: Sharkman at January 25, 2022 02:08 PM (jO1gQ)

382 She has plump lips.
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 25, 2022 01:55 PM (GYllL)

Yeah, them too...

You misspelled "tits"!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 25, 2022 02:08 PM (BgMrQ)

383 off topic, noticed at twitchy:

There's an alarming trend developing in which people are paying less attention to celebrities who are telling them how to live. Please, folks, we have been chosen to be celebrities for a reason. Ignore our experience and our wisdom at your own peril.
-- Pat Sajak
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hobokem at January 25, 2022 02:04 PM (Ynyl9)

***

No, I think this is on topic.
This is, I have to believe, classic deadpanning, of not outright sarcasm.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2022 02:08 PM (axyOa)

384 Point being, she kinda knew where she was, and why she was there, but the snotty attitude was in part the frustration of not being what one once was, and in part because she was a snotty bi*ch with no filter at that moment.
***

I've dealt with two relatives, one with dementia and one with Parkinson's where you get dementia as a freebie toward the end.

What I can tell you from these experiences is that whatever kind of a person you were in your younger years it's only more intense as you get older. If you were an a****** before, now you're just even more of an a****** with hardly any filter at all. And yeah the frustration at realizing you're not what you used to be is a very real thing. How you respond to it depends greatly on how much of an a****** you were.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 25, 2022 02:08 PM (W3VUu)

385 I told Golda how to beat those muzzies then I banged her like she was never banged before
Joe Biden

Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2022 02:08 PM (CYnTg)

386 Posted by: redridinghood at January 25, 2022 02:07 PM (NpAcC)

Of course they did...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 25, 2022 02:08 PM (g43JH)

387 Jeff Toobin loved to spank the monkey.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 25, 2022 02:09 PM (aXKOe)

388 Courts wouldn't hear it.
When the JEF was born his mother was six weeks shy of 21 years old...which at the time...was minimum age for her to confer citizenship on the bastard statutorily. Changed since then. Dad was an already married Kenyan national the default nationality.

Of course USSC could have tossed statute as offensive to the 14th A. It was easier to do nothing.

Posted by: torabora at January 25, 2022 02:09 PM (YdnVw)

389 Obama could have been born on the moon, and he'd be a natural-born citizen by virtue of his mom.


Except she wasn't old enough to transfer that to him. Read the requirements.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2022 02:09 PM (uXonU)

390 These people make Pravda blush.

Because the "news" isn't. Its a disinfo op. 24/7.

Posted by: if it looks, acts, smells, sounds, and is timed like an op, its an op at January 25, 2022 02:10 PM (WIwBP)

391 If you owe a sheet ton of money, like the US does, inflation is a blessing, since you are paying back with inflated dollars.
But it sucks for everyone else.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 25, 2022 02:10 PM (jTmQV)

392 re 372: Truck Driving? The movie where Biden saves Joey Foster from pimping? That one?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hobokem at January 25, 2022 02:10 PM (Ynyl9)

393 21 I would like to see FJB fire himself, but then we'd have Kumala. She'd be effectively worse.
----------------------

I respectfully disagree. She's a stupid wh0re, but she won't Grandpa Simpson us into a war with a major military power (yes, they still got some).

That's what the GOP is for.

Ladies and Gentleman, google "NATO Plus."

Posted by: Tasty Burger at January 25, 2022 02:10 PM (OchLY)

394 It's not so much "deadpanning"..... more like dead dopamine receptors in the bilateral basal ganglia from vascular Parkinsonism; shuffled gait, decreased facial expression/ animation (hypomimia/ masked facies), hypophonic voice, word-finding issues, decreased arm swing, stooped posture, multiple-step turns. From chronic small vessel disease and damage from 2 subarachnoid bleeds.

Posted by: Donovan Nuera at January 25, 2022 02:10 PM (iucaD)

395 I think they all shave it off these days so they can look like little girls.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Did you see the picture? Does she look like a little girl to you?

Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2022 02:10 PM (9otr5)

396 Meme of the year:


https://tinyurl.com/ymwmdsby
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 25, 2022 02:08 PM (ptqG


Definitely in the top three!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2022 02:10 PM (axyOa)

397 -- Pat Sajak
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hobokem at January 25, 2022 02:04 PM (Ynyl9)
***

No, I think this is on topic.
This is, I have to believe, classic deadpanning, of not outright sarcasm.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2022 02:08 PM (axyOa)

Sajak is a man of the Right. He's sarcastically deadpanning here.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 25, 2022 02:10 PM (hIom3)

398 353-

And yet still, Short Round was less of a nuisance that Mrs. Spielberg.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 25, 2022 02:10 PM (YV6PJ)

399 Just went by Second City Cop blog. It is no longer open to be viewed. You can view by invitation only. W the actual F?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 25, 2022 02:01 PM


He closed it one or two years ago, probably to save his job (or the jobs of his commenters).

He posts on "Chicago Contrarian" now.

Posted by: Murray Head at January 25, 2022 02:11 PM (EughT)

400 I'm surprised nobody in the media tries to avoid saying the same thing as everyone else.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 25, 2022 02:06 PM (eGTCV)
***********
It's deliberate subliminal propaganda tactic. If you say it enough times the public believes it to be true.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 25, 2022 02:11 PM (NpAcC)

401 Except she wasn't old enough to transfer that to him. Read the requirements.

Constitution does not say a thing about age.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2022 02:11 PM (KZzsI)

402 368 Just heard Kid Rock's "We The People". Hope somebody plays this one for Joe.
Posted by: wth at January 25, 2022 02:06 PM (v0R5T)

Listening to it now. Diggin' it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 25, 2022 02:11 PM (II3Gr)

403 396 Meme of the year:


https://tinyurl.com/ymwmdsby
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 25, 2022 02:08 PM (ptqG

That is a good one !

Posted by: It's me donna at January 25, 2022 02:11 PM (g43JH)

404 I mean the left cast doubt on John McCain's eligibility...

Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2022 02:11 PM (CYnTg)

405 No, I think this is on topic.
This is, I have to believe, classic deadpanning, of not outright sarcasm.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2022 02:08 PM (axyOa)

He knew all the tricks! Dramatic irony, metaphor, bathos, puns, parody, litotes and satire. He was vicious!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 25, 2022 02:11 PM (dfRN6)

406 off, chess song singer sock

Posted by: Chuck C at January 25, 2022 02:11 PM (EughT)

407
https://tinyurl.com/ymwmdsby
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 25, 2022 02:08 PM (ptqG


Definitely in the top three!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2022 02:10 PM

A good one for sure.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 25, 2022 02:12 PM (aXKOe)

408 > One of his heads appeared to be fatally wounded, but his fatal wound was healed. The whole earth was amazed and followed the beast.

I guess I expected more Damien and less Evil Grandpa Simpson.

Posted by: me at January 25, 2022 02:12 PM (9p+wn)

409 And yet still, Short Round was less of a nuisance that Mrs. Spielberg.

True. I have heard rumors of a cut which leaves out screamy von overact's shrieks and most of her existence, and its supposedly a much better movie for it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2022 02:12 PM (KZzsI)

410 No, I think this is on topic.
This is, I have to believe, classic deadpanning, of not outright sarcasm.


Sajak goes deadpan on Wheel on a regular basis these days. It's quite entertaining, especially when the contestants don't understand he's doing it.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 25, 2022 02:12 PM (ZGrMX)

411 Constitution does not say a thing about age.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

When the JEF was born his mother was six weeks shy of 21 years old...which at the time...was minimum age for her to confer citizenship on the bastard statutorily. Changed since then. Dad was an already married Kenyan national the default nationality.

Of course USSC could have tossed statute as offensive to the 14th A. It was easier to do nothing.
Posted by: torabora


Torabora explained it better.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2022 02:13 PM (uXonU)

412 Women shaving the cooter is thousands of years old.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 25, 2022 02:13 PM (HaPdD)

413 Escaped ebola moncats will soon be adopted by pinch-faced Karens. Brilliant!

Posted by: Simon bar Sinestar, conservative. at January 25, 2022 02:13 PM (n/szn)

414 I can't get too outraged. Trump used to savage the press on a daily basis, deservedly. Not using profanity as I recall, but he did say and tweet some pretty mean things. Turnabout's fair play.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon

You know, Trump would talk to reporters when he was going somewhere, out in public. I can remember a LOT of occasions when he was at the airport, about to fly off on Airforce One, and would stand on the tarmac, taking reporter questions. Usually, he was very friendly and conversational with the Press. I really don't remember him being nasty with them unless they started it.
And yes, he could be tough on them when they started being stupid. I don't think Doocey's question was stupid, and Joe has always been a crap hound.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Badluck Streak in Dancing School at January 25, 2022 02:14 PM (vcOmj)

415 Jar Jar Binks is vice president.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 25, 2022 02:14 PM (todmg)

416 376 Bill Melugin
@BillFOXLA
NEW: We witnessed the federal gov mass releasing single adult migrants, almost all men, at a parking garage in Brownsville. Taxi cabs were then called for them. We followed the taxis to Harlingen airport, where the migrants were dropped off to get on flights around U.S.
@FoxNews (Video)

https://tinyurl.com/3nju966r
Posted by: redridinghood at January 25, 2022 02:07 PM (NpAcC)

But, were they vaxxed before they got on the planes?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 25, 2022 02:14 PM (hIom3)

417 Yeah Kate Capshaw was more annoying and only in the movie because Spielsberg was/ wanted to bang her

Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2022 02:14 PM (CYnTg)

418 The residents of NYC chose poorly in the people they put into power.

Sad. Posted by: Thomas Bender

The roughly 70-80 percent that did not vote in municipal elections or the primary were the ones that guaranteed the creeps like Wilhelm took office.

Posted by: whig at January 25, 2022 02:15 PM (Iq9dF)

419
Out: Talking about a woman's pussy
In: Calling her a bitch.

Norms restored!

Posted by: Well at January 25, 2022 02:15 PM (a9OXe)

420 Deadpanned? More like deadbrained, amiright?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 25, 2022 02:15 PM (Y5qcH)

421 Bill Melugin
@BillFOXLA
NEW: We witnessed the federal gov mass releasing single adult migrants, almost all men, at a parking garage in Brownsville. Taxi cabs were then called for them. We followed the taxis to Harlingen airport, where the migrants were dropped off to get on flights around U.S.
@FoxNews (Video)

https://tinyurl.com/3nju966r
Posted by: redridinghood

But, were they vaxxed before they got on the planes?
Posted by: Darrell Harris


Did they show picture id like the rest of the travelers?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2022 02:16 PM (uXonU)

422 Stelter's profile pick was like 75 pounds ago

Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2022 02:16 PM (CYnTg)

423 412 Women shaving the cooter is thousands of years old.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 25, 2022 02:13 PM (HaPdD)

Lice prevention, for one thing.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 25, 2022 02:16 PM (II3Gr)

424 But, were they vaxxed before they got on the planes?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 25, 2022 02:14 PM (hIom3)
*********
Of course not. They are valuable potential future Democrat voters. Different rules apply.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 25, 2022 02:16 PM (NpAcC)

425 Speaking of celebs. Niel Young is removing his music from Spotify over Joe Rogan. Oh noes! There will be nowhere else to hear his overrated shitty music for free, well other than hundreds of "classic rock" stations etc. Poor triggered Neil.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 25, 2022 02:16 PM (aXKOe)

426 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at January 25, 2022 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)

427 Kate Capshaw isn't awful in other roles, but what they had her doing in that screamy 40's cheap 4th billing pulp filim stuff and it sucked.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2022 02:17 PM (KZzsI)

428 In catching up on today's posts, I'm now upset that whomever took Dan Crenshaw's eye didn't skullfuck him in the then vacant hole that remained.

POS asshole.

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at January 25, 2022 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)

429 Pat Sajak is a person of the right. We had a great back and forth on the Twatter on Earf Day a few years ago. It was pretty damn funny

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 25, 2022 02:17 PM (fQfhC)

430 425 Speaking of celebs. Niel Young is removing his music from Spotify over Joe Rogan. Oh noes! There will be nowhere else to hear his overrated shitty music for free, well other than hundreds of "classic rock" stations etc. Poor triggered Neil.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 25, 2022 02:16 PM (aXKOe)

Nobody voluntarily listens to that shit excepts for hippies desperately trying to hang on to the "good old days"

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 25, 2022 02:17 PM (II3Gr)

431 "I assure you, the president didn't stroke out last night, he's perfectly fine. He's just very deadpan, you know. I bet if you went in right now and asked him if he was alive he'd play deadpan joke on you and pretend to be dead. He's such a card. No! I will never leave the Whitehouse! You can't make me!"

Posted by: The Dr. Jill Biden Show at January 25, 2022 02:18 PM (dYe5S)

432 Phrase you don't hear much these days:

Shadow Presidency

Posted by: ... at January 25, 2022 02:18 PM (zbhtB)

433 Oh, and I was just deadpanning there, so no need to come find me, Bob from NSA.

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at January 25, 2022 02:18 PM (Zz0t1)

434 Women shaving the cooter is thousands of years old.

But did the carpet match the...animal skins?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 25, 2022 02:18 PM (njfCw)

435 LOL

WE THE PEOPLE (Let's go Brandon). Kid Rock is flipping off the establishment like a rocker is supposed to.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2022 02:18 PM (KZzsI)

436 Make that *aging* hippies

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 25, 2022 02:18 PM (II3Gr)

437 O'Bama claimed to be from Kenya, and used false paperwork to that end, to get into Harvard. His own wife said it in the years leading up to his election. The Harvard Review claimed it in his bio for years.

For some reason nobody ever wanted to talk about that federal crime, that ridiculous falsehood. He was clearly born in the USA to a citizen, the Hawaiian newspapers at the time posted his birth. But he CLAIMED to be from another nation, and showed false papers to support it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

In the early hardback editions of "Dream of My Father", the bio on the back dust cover clearly says Barack Obama is from Kenya.
Well, what are we to think? Either way, the guy was lying.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Badluck Streak in Dancing School at January 25, 2022 02:18 PM (vcOmj)

438 We don't need Neil Young around anyhow.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 25, 2022 02:18 PM (todmg)

439 A jobs program for alcoholic shutins.
------------------
Its actually one of the reasons the narrative is always the same. The journalists are 1) lazy an 2) heavy drinkers.

All they have to do now is copy someone's tweets and its happy hour!

Posted by: MJ at January 25, 2022 02:18 PM (zwDuR)

440 243 Speaking of monkey's did you see the Woman who stopped to help the accident victim who was carrying lab "cats" has come down with some symptoms....
Posted by: It's me donna

Ebola Gain of Function 3.0.
Posted by: rickb223

Update. The woman now has hives on her flippers.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at January 25, 2022 02:19 PM (DSnKH)

441
Nobody voluntarily listens to that shit excepts for hippies desperately trying to hang on to the "good old days"
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 25, 2022 02:17 PM (II3Gr)



I asked this earlier. Isn't he the original cuck when he wrote the song "Old Man Fuckin' My Wife"?

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at January 25, 2022 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

442 Rust never sleeps is a lie. She's sleeping. She'll wake up.

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at January 25, 2022 02:19 PM (YdnVw)

443 It has gotten to the point where if political stupidity happens on the internet Brian Stelter is likely involved.

Posted by: Drew in MO at January 25, 2022 02:19 PM (cGlgB)

444 425 Speaking of celebs. Niel Young is removing his music from Spotify over Joe Rogan. Oh noes! There will be nowhere else to hear his overrated shitty music for free, well other than hundreds of "classic rock" stations etc. Poor triggered Neil.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 25, 2022 02:16 PM (aXKOe)

--------

It would have been more meaningful if he'd threatened to kill himself.

Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at January 25, 2022 02:19 PM (5cCDd)

445 434 Women shaving the cooter is thousands of years old.

But did the carpet match the...animal skins?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 25, 2022 02:18 PM (njfCw)

Merkins

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 25, 2022 02:20 PM (II3Gr)

446 I like a lot of Neil Young's music but dude. This is like me threatening to pull my books from Amazon if they don't get rid of Dan Brown.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2022 02:20 PM (KZzsI)

447 But, were they vaxxed before they got on the planes?

Pfizer and Moderna won't allow illegals to get their jabs because being not US citizens they aren't covered by the no liability promise Congress made for the rest of us.

Posted by: Methos at January 25, 2022 02:20 PM (kOpft)

448 O'Bama claimed to be from Kenya, and used false paperwork to that end, to get into Harvard. His own wife said it in the years leading up to his election. The Harvard Review claimed it in his bio for years.

Lefties faking minority status to get special benefits should completely end the idea that blacks/Indians/whatever are disadvantaged. And yet.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 25, 2022 02:20 PM (ZGrMX)

449 Alec Baldwin should do Live Rust, the Neil Young Story.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 25, 2022 02:21 PM (todmg)

450 In the early hardback editions of "Dream of My Father", the bio on the back dust cover clearly says Barack Obama is from Kenya.
Well, what are we to think? Either way, the guy was lying.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative

His Kenyan grandmother said she was present at his birth.

In Kenya. She had no dog in that fight.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2022 02:21 PM (uXonU)

451 Isn't he the original cuck when he wrote the song "Old Man Fuckin' My Wife"?

The liner notes say it's from an idea by David French.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 25, 2022 02:21 PM (ZGrMX)

452 It has gotten to the point where if political stupidity happens on the internet Brian Stelter is likely involved.
Posted by: Drew in MO

If anyone would know what a "stupid son of a bitch" is, it would be 'Tater.

Because....'Tater know some stupid. Sure, he does.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Badluck Streak in Dancing School at January 25, 2022 02:21 PM (vcOmj)

453 No mention about the nonchalant attitude toward inflation. Imagine that. Oh, that is why deadpan makes sense! Got it. And getting it real good.
Takes the attention right off of the fucked up liberally driven economy and puts it on the THAT IS MY PRESIDENT, tough guy Joe.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at January 25, 2022 02:22 PM (Gmsdd)

454 Joe Biden is a nasty piece of work who wants to run it up in ya.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 25, 2022 02:22 PM (a5d7/)

455 443 It has gotten to the point where if political stupidity happens on the internet Brian Stelter is likely involved.

Posted by: Drew in MO at January 25, 2022 02:19 PM (cGlgB)

--------

Out: Godwin's Law.
In: Tater's Law.

Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at January 25, 2022 02:22 PM (5cCDd)

456 In the early hardback editions of "Dream of My Father", the bio on the back dust cover clearly says Barack Obama is from Kenya.

Obama's literary agent's biography of Obama said for years and years that Obama was born in Kenya.

That only was changed when Obama started running for President.

Well, what are we to think?

Obama had contemporaneous birth announcements in two Hawaiian newspapers. He was born in Hawaii, but found it useful to claim that he was born in Kenya for most of his life.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 25, 2022 02:22 PM (I2/tG)

457 Huma! Put down that straight razor and get me another gimlet. Make it a double!

*hic* *queef* *cackle*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 25, 2022 02:22 PM (6liew)

458 Lefties faking minority status to get special benefits should completely end the idea that blacks/Indians/whatever are disadvantaged. And yet.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 25, 2022 02:20 PM (ZGrMX)

Kenya be a little more specific?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 25, 2022 02:22 PM (II3Gr)

459 417-

What's interesting is if you compare and contrast her as the "love interest" in the film, there's only a few pecks of kisses between her and Ford, but in the first and third movies, you KNEW the characters were fu**ing each other's brains out.

I'm assuming that's because Spielberg was sitting right there.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 25, 2022 02:23 PM (YV6PJ)

460 Elise Stefanik
@EliseStefanik
Rules for thee, but not for me!

Masks mandatory for kids, but apparently not required for Kathy Hochul!

https://tinyurl.com/yc64cc28

Posted by: redridinghood at January 25, 2022 02:23 PM (NpAcC)

461 It has gotten to the point where if political stupidity happens on the internet Brian Stelter is likely involved.

Posted by: Drew in MO at January 25, 2022 02:19 PM (cGlgB)



Internet rule 94.

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at January 25, 2022 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)

462 But, were they vaxxed before they got on the planes?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 25, 2022 02:14 PM (hIom3)
*********
Of course not. They are valuable potential future Democrat voters. Different rules apply.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 25, 2022 02:16 PM (NpAcC)
***

Why not ship them off to the unnamed lab missing a bunch of monkeys?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2022 02:23 PM (axyOa)

463 I'M GONNA DO TO DOOCEY WHAT I DID TO POPCORN!!

Posted by: Joey B at January 25, 2022 02:24 PM (5aWFq)

464 In Kenya. She had no dog in that fight.

Well, I mean lying outrageously does run in the family.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2022 02:24 PM (KZzsI)

465 Does anyone know how many press conferences Trump had? Those were pretty much anything goes, too.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at January 25, 2022 02:24 PM (Gmsdd)

466 Journalist v2.0 just proves that FTL communications are possible.

Posted by: Fox2! at January 25, 2022 02:24 PM (3FBAK)

467 Corn Pop.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 25, 2022 02:24 PM (todmg)

468 Tater knowing stupid is like a fish knowing water.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 25, 2022 02:25 PM (eGTCV)

469 In Canada, there is a Trucker strike/protest going on. Someone set up a Go Fund Me for the truckers that has collected over 4.5 million dollars.

Go Fund Me is acting as a strike breaker on behalf of the Canadian government. GFM says the funds will not be released until a "plan" is released by the truckers.

This is not a condition set by the creators of this particular fund.

https://bit.ly/3IyUrSU

Posted by: bonhomme at January 25, 2022 02:25 PM (RaNzC)

470 Does anyone know how many press conferences Trump had? Those were pretty much anything goes, too.
Posted by: Denny Crane! at January 25, 2022 02:24 PM (Gmsdd)



But HE wasn't DEADPANNING. He was super cereal. And orange.

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at January 25, 2022 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)

471 His Kenyan grandmother said she was present at his birth.

In Kenya. She had no dog in that fight.
Posted by: rickb223


Stanley Ann was flying to Kenya in the last month(s) of her pregnancy, to have a child there? In what, 1961?
Well, who knows?
Maybe they could do a retro -story re-enactment on "90 Day Fiance". And man, is that show really dumb.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Badluck Streak in Dancing School at January 25, 2022 02:26 PM (vcOmj)

472 One of his heads appeared to be fatally wounded, but his fatal wound was healed. The whole earth was amazed and followed the beast.

I guess I expected more Damien and less Evil Grandpa Simpson.
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That's the thing about Prophecy. They tell you, but it never turns out to be the way you though it was going to be when you first heard it.

Posted by: And Behold There was an Onion on its Belt at January 25, 2022 02:26 PM (L03xz)

473 Media doesn't like when their technique of framing accusations as questions is turned against their side. "Do you think inflation is a liability?" is really "You should be held accountable for inflation." and the media does this to Rs all the time. What about your gaaaaaaffes?

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at January 25, 2022 02:26 PM (VbI7r)

474 Go Fund Me is acting as a strike breaker on behalf of the Canadian government. GFM says the funds will not be released until a "plan" is released by the truckers.

Go Fund Me is run by leftists, and no conservative should use it for anything remotely political.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 25, 2022 02:26 PM (I2/tG)

475 Go Fund Me is acting as a strike breaker on behalf of the Canadian government. GFM says the funds will not be released until a "plan" is released by the truckers.

This is not a condition set by the creators of this particular fund.

https://bit.ly/3IyUrSU
Posted by: bonhomme


GFM needs an audit. Proctologically.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2022 02:26 PM (uXonU)

476 In Kenya. She had no dog in that fight.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2022 02:21 PM (uXonU)

The dog was eaten

Posted by: Kenny Rogers at January 25, 2022 02:27 PM (M+Lyo)

477 I just feel that the real story is that the best and most experienced politician keeps getting played by people.

He should know that Doocy's goal is to make that last question the topic for then next news cycle. And his response should be to NOT make news.

Trump used to turn it around and (sometimes) make it into the news story he wanted. This annoyed the press so they started lying harder (inject bleach,...) but Trump was Trump.

Surely they tell that idiot moron to shut up and not respond to questions yelled at the end. And surely he punches back because he is an ass. senile or not, he is an ass.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 25, 2022 02:27 PM (FmYik)

478 you know, Biden's going to be particularly titschy during his firsrt few impeachment trials.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 25, 2022 02:27 PM (ZZK0E)

479 There's more than one way to rig an election.

Lost my voter registration card, went to the courthouse to register. There's a line out the door for some reason.
I don't like lines.

Spent the better part of this morning trying to obtain accurate voter information. -> The primary is just around the corner.

Finally, "yes sir, there's a lot of confusion right now"
Just put that registration in catch 22.

Posted by: Braenyard saying, welcome to the new Cold War at January 25, 2022 02:28 PM (SHylA)

480 O'Bama claimed to be from Kenya, and used false paperwork to that end, to get into Harvard. His own wife said it in the years leading up to his election. The Harvard Review claimed it in his bio for years.
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What. Is. Your. Point.

Posted by: Fauxcahontas at January 25, 2022 02:28 PM (L03xz)

481 "Hey Acosta, President Biden just commented on your reporting."

Posted by: Peter Doucey at January 25, 2022 02:28 PM (hKi6n)

482 Yikes. Comments are flyin' today.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 25, 2022 02:28 PM (Xrfse)

483 Let's Go Brandon.

Liar, cheat, plagiarizer, thief, rapist, pedophile who stole a national election.

Posted by: (jV+aN) "President" lofl Josef Stalinette Biden at January 25, 2022 02:29 PM (jV+aN)

484 Heh. I just jinxed it.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 25, 2022 02:29 PM (Xrfse)

485 How in the nine hells is Daryl Hannah married to Neil Young?

Posted by: Azathoth at January 25, 2022 02:29 PM (W3VUu)

486 Center right on Twitter is somewhere to the Left of Pol Pot

Posted by: ... at January 25, 2022 02:30 PM (+cHz4)

487 Nood

Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2022 02:30 PM (uXonU)

488 No!
The big deal is that just a few weeks ago, Psaki, Biden and all the others were saying inflation is good.
Now, Biden is contradicting himself

Posted by: jb at January 25, 2022 02:30 PM (qbu83)

489 TOTALLY NOOD!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 25, 2022 02:31 PM (wtvvX)

490 Speaking of monkey's did you see the Woman who stopped to help the accident victim who was carrying lab "cats" has come down with some symptoms....
Posted by: It's me donna

Ebola Gain of Function 3.0.
Posted by: rickb223

Update. The woman now has hives on her flippers.
==
Updated update.

Not to worry, her blow hole is unaffected.

Posted by: National Institute of Frankensteins at January 25, 2022 02:31 PM (U32OM)

491 How in the nine hells is Daryl Hannah married to Neil Young?

She is a miner for some cheese with mold.

Posted by: That guy who always sings... at January 25, 2022 02:31 PM (Xrfse)

492 >>>He should know that Doocy's goal is to make that last question the topic for then next news cycle. And his response should be to NOT make news. ...

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta
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Heh, Doocy's pretty good at his job.

Posted by: Braenyard saying, welcome to the new Cold War at January 25, 2022 02:31 PM (SHylA)

493 How in the nine hells is Daryl Hannah married to Neil Young?

Its the Seal-Heidi Klum quandary. Beautiful women married to absolute troll men who are musicians.

In this case though I think Hannah is a bunny boiling nutjob so its probably not so pleasant an experience.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2022 02:31 PM (KZzsI)

494 willowed again

Posted by: That guy who always sings... at January 25, 2022 02:31 PM (Xrfse)

495 GFM should abbreviate to GFY

Posted by: ... at January 25, 2022 02:32 PM (+cHz4)

496 At some point Neil Young will shoot his old lady down by the river. You heard here first.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 25, 2022 02:34 PM (bA3Ln)

497 They certainly are organized and motivated.
It is like looking back at all the data regarding the Nazi take over. So stupefying that my only explanation is that Satan or some extra dimensional beings were and are heavily involved.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at January 25, 2022 02:42 PM (Gmsdd)

498 Biden: "It's nothing personal."

That's what he tells the children, too.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 25, 2022 02:45 PM (Ndje9)

499 Biden is a crusty asshole. But the press doesn't mind. He's their crusty asshole.

Posted by: Caliban at January 25, 2022 02:46 PM (HgGBT)

500 Deadpan: What happens when someone doesn't empty Biden's bedpan

Posted by: AMartel at January 25, 2022 03:31 PM (aRX3l)

501 "It's nothing personal, pal": what assholes say to people they've just insulted in order to avoid confrontation

Posted by: AMartel at January 25, 2022 03:32 PM (aRX3l)

502 Biden spoke in public! Assemble the focus group, we need to cover for him again!

Posted by: Advo at January 25, 2022 04:18 PM (SEqlD)

503 It is remarkable that in the aftermath of "Journolist" being exposed, our donkey press agents created another secretive collaboration network that so far seems to remain undetected and leak-proof.

"Biden deadpanned." It's reminiscent of when Evita Clinton got sidelined by one of her episodes during the 2016: the talking-points media memo must have directed that all references to her condition was that she was "powering through" a bout of flu.

And that's exactly what they did. "Powering through..." "Biden deadpanned..." Some things will never change.

Posted by: Taylor at January 25, 2022 04:37 PM (qFKX1)

504 How in the nine hells is Daryl Hannah married to Neil Young?

She was a minor but her schtick grew old.

Posted by: River Commander at January 25, 2022 04:46 PM (ifUkZ)

505 It really is about the only cogent statement he's made in a while.

Posted by: Rodney Smith at January 25, 2022 08:42 PM (XwV1S)

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