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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Fyodor Bronnikov
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at January 25, 2022 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at January 25, 2022 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)
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Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 25, 2022 09:32 AM (bVYXr)
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Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at January 25, 2022 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)
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Posted by: redridinghood at January 25, 2022 09:32 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2022 09:32 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 25, 2022 09:32 AM (jYQlA)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 25, 2022 09:32 AM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 25, 2022 09:32 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at January 25, 2022 09:32 AM (vWk2R)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 25, 2022 09:32 AM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 25, 2022 09:32 AM (bVYXr)
Saw this line used on a dude endlessly riding the train (DART in Dallas).
"Sorry man. No one carries cash anymore."
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at January 25, 2022 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 25, 2022 09:33 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Archer at January 25, 2022 09:33 AM (gmo/4)
"Sorry man. No one carries cash anymore."
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at January 25, 2022 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)
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"It's okay. I use Square."
-Homeless guy, pulling out his cell phone
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 25, 2022 09:33 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2022 09:33 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 25, 2022 09:32 AM (NpAcC)
My daughter has 4 pair just like it.
Thrift store, tho.
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at January 25, 2022 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 25, 2022 09:33 AM (HaPdD)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 25, 2022
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His left? Yeah, maybe. Certainly his hands seem small.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 25, 2022 09:34 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2022 09:34 AM (9otr5)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 25, 2022 09:32 AM (bVYXr)
It's ok....he's got a card reader for his phone.
Posted by: BignJames at January 25, 2022 09:34 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 25, 2022 09:33 AM (HaPdD)
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Getting worse is a type of change.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 25, 2022 09:34 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: BignJames at January 25, 2022 09:32 AM
A few years back one of the panhandlers in Boston did the "Why lie? I need a beer" sign. People tossed him a few bucks just for the laugh.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 25, 2022 09:34 AM (RkC6l)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 25, 2022 09:32 AM (bVYXr)
++++
No problem, brother.
:: whips out a cell phone with a "Square" reader ::
I take debit.
Posted by: Shit that actually happened to me in Silicon Valley at January 25, 2022 09:34 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: fd at January 25, 2022 09:34 AM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at January 25, 2022 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 25, 2022 09:34 AM (NpAcC)
Per the last thread, he could use a bit of borscht.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 25, 2022 09:34 AM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 25, 2022 09:35 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: dantesed at January 25, 2022 09:35 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 25, 2022 09:35 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Archer at January 25, 2022 09:35 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2022 09:34 AM (9otr5)
"Goin' Clamin'?"
- Miller's Outpost commercial
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at January 25, 2022 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 25, 2022 09:34 AM
Out of work carnie?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 25, 2022 09:35 AM (RkC6l)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 25, 2022
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I have a pair of tan jeans that are out at one of the hip pockets, patched by yours truly with an iron-on in 2020, but also with at least one hole at the knee. Miss Linda keeps saying I should get rid of them. But they're good for washing and working on the car.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 25, 2022 09:36 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: BignJames at January 25, 2022 09:34 AM (AwYPR)
Tied directly to his GoBumMe account.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 25, 2022 09:36 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 25, 2022 09:36 AM (U2p+3)
Birth: January 21 Grigori Rasputin
Founded: Donetsk
Opened: Lanskaya railway station
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2022 09:36 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 25, 2022 09:36 AM (U2p+3)
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12345...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 25, 2022 09:36 AM (LvTSG)
12345...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 25, 2022 09:36 AM (LvTSG)
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That sounds like the combination on my luggage.
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at January 25, 2022 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 25, 2022 09:37 AM (HaPdD)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 25, 2022 09:37 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at January 25, 2022 09:37 AM (VT5Sd)
Do I go down this rabbit hole, or is the Bronnikov Method not worth my time.
Posted by: Wally at January 25, 2022 09:37 AM (FJYfm)
He probably owns a home in the Hamptons.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 25, 2022
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He's probably Russian (the painter was), so he'd have a dacha in Ukraine.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 25, 2022 09:37 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 25, 2022 09:38 AM (Q9lwr)
R
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2022 09:38 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 25, 2022 09:38 AM (OssQ4)
Made it race against time
Once I built a railroad, now it's done
Brother, can you spare a dime?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 25, 2022 09:39 AM (FVME7)
There's something I must be missing. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2022 09:39 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 25, 2022
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Beet or cabbage?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 25, 2022 09:39 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 25, 2022 09:32 AM (NpAcC)
To my Grand Nephew age 4: Boy, your jeans are ripped.
Boy: Uncle Richard they came that way and its cool.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2022 09:39 AM (yrol0)
One evening as the sun went down
And the jungle fire was burning
Down the track came a hobo hikin'
And he said, "Boys, I'm not turning
I'm headed for a land that's far away
Besides the crystal fountains
So come with me, we'll go and see
The Big Rock Candy Mountains."
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 25, 2022 09:40 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 25, 2022 09:40 AM (jYQlA)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 25, 2022 09:36 AM (LvTSG)
*typing furiously to change ATM Card PINS*
thanks
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2022 09:40 AM (yrol0)
Boy: Uncle Richard they came that way and its cool.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2022 09:39 AM (yrol0)
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Gawd, they're not "ripped," okay? They're "distressed!"
Posted by: Girl, age 14 at January 25, 2022 09:41 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 25, 2022 09:41 AM (6liew)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 25, 2022 09:41 AM (6liew)
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Sounds like Ace could use a Snickers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 25, 2022 09:41 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 25, 2022 09:41 AM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 25, 2022 09:41 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 25, 2022 09:41 AM (6liew)
That 25 bucks here in my downtown and they do not accept fruit.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2022 09:42 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 25, 2022 09:42 AM (jYQlA)
:: whips out a cell phone with a "Square" reader ::
I take debit.
Posted by: Shit that actually happened to me in Silicon Valley
Take it is the only way you are getting it.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2022 09:42 AM (uXonU)
Cracklin' cauldron in some train yard,
My beard a roughening coal pile,
And a dirty hat pulled low across my face. . . ."
(I've always thought the lyric in line 3 was "My beard a-rufflin' coat pile.")
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 25, 2022 09:43 AM (txdEq)
Unsportsmanlike Conduct - a limereick
A down on his luck former Hoosier
Had always been a failure and a loser
Now everybody sees
He wasn't using PED's
Don'tcha know that beggars can't be juicers!?
Posted by: Muldoon at January 25, 2022 09:43 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
I got plenty of nothin' and nothin's plenty for me.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at January 25, 2022 09:43 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: JROD at January 25, 2022 09:43 AM (0jZnq)
Posted by: gp Go Brrrrrr at January 25, 2022 09:43 AM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 25, 2022 09:41 AM (6liew)
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Sounds like Ace could use a Snickers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
He's not himself when he's hungry.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2022 09:43 AM (uXonU)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 25, 2022 09:43 AM (BFigT)
Posted by: Dr. Bone
Hobo hunting ain't what it used to be.
Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at January 25, 2022 09:44 AM (OUMaO)
Cracklin' cauldron in some train yard,
My beard a roughening coal pile,
And a dirty hat pulled low across my face. . . ."
(I've always thought the lyric in line 3 was "My beard a-rufflin' coat pile.")
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 25, 2022 09:43 AM (txdEq)
I really like this version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETkzK9pXMio
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2022 09:44 AM (yrol0)
Hands hobo a vax card.
Posted by: Wally at January 25, 2022 09:44 AM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 25, 2022 09:45 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: WeBoned! at January 25, 2022 09:45 AM (8k7U7)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 25, 2022 09:45 AM (o2MD2)
How about we refer to this individual as a 'person of poverty' - beggar sounds so judgemental.
Posted by: Karen K Karen at January 25, 2022 09:45 AM (dQvv7)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 25, 2022 09:45 AM (njfCw)
This is known as bad luck.
RAH
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2022 09:46 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: gp Go Brrrrrr at January 25, 2022 09:46 AM (qpX6U)
-- bum in I'm Gonna Get You, Sucka, to a guy and a priest
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 25, 2022 09:46 AM (OssQ4)
Posted by: PabloD at January 25, 2022 09:47 AM (n9B4L)
He looks just like guys I see at most intersections, save for the lack of a 6 dollar a pack cigarette in his hand.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 25, 2022 09:45 AM
That's Trump era price for cigarettes. Here in PA they're now almost $9.50 a pack. FJB
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 25, 2022 09:48 AM (dQvv7)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 25, 2022 09:48 AM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 25, 2022 09:48 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Karen K Karen
They have a word for this type of thing already -
He's 'at risk'. At risk of what I have no idea but it's the obfuscation that counts these days.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2022 09:48 AM (mD/uy)
You can always tell a drifter from a grifter. I watch for: a recent, neat haircut, clean-shaven, clean hands and nails, expensive cell phone, pack of smokes, clean, name-brand clothing. The grifters around here rarely even try to hide it.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 25, 2022 09:48 AM (njfCw)
Another painting to hang opposite the toilet at sitting level so the Old Beggar can judge my visitors while they do their business.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 25, 2022 09:48 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 25, 2022 09:48 AM (dQvv7)
Yep, but this guy can still afford smokes and beer, along with his heroin.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 25, 2022 09:49 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 25, 2022 09:49 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 25, 2022 09:49 AM (lCui1)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 25, 2022 09:49 AM (o2MD2)
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The things he does for that heroin...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 25, 2022 09:49 AM (LvTSG)
Cracklin' cauldron in some train yard,
My beard a roughening coal pile,
And a dirty hat pulled low across my face. . . ."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 25, 2022
*
I really like this version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETkzK9pXMio
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2022
***
That one really shows Glen's country roots. The 1967-68 single is more pop. Both have their place -- as does Glen's "The World I Used to Know": https://tinyurl.com/4rr6ujfb
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 25, 2022 09:49 AM (txdEq)
Yeah, I had to quit cigs seven weeks ago. Can't afford em anymore. Every second without Kools is an eternal screaming void.
Posted by: gp Has Been Put On Notice at January 25, 2022 09:50 AM (qpX6U)
Then he said, "Jump right in"
The one was Texas medicine
The other was just railroad gin
And like a fool I mixed them
And it strangled up my mind
And now, people just get uglier
And I have no sense of time
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at January 25, 2022 09:50 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 25, 2022 09:51 AM (lCui1)
Posted by: Tuna at January 25, 2022 09:51 AM (gLRfa)
Posted by: WeBoned! at January 25, 2022 09:51 AM (8k7U7)
Posted by: dantesed at January 25, 2022 09:51 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2022 09:52 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 25, 2022 09:52 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: SMOD at January 25, 2022 09:52 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: SMOD at January 25, 2022 09:52 AM (RHGPo)
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And we all know that New York politics got far less corrupt after his removal from office a few years ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 25, 2022 09:53 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 25, 2022 09:53 AM (6liew)
Posted by: JROD at January 25, 2022 09:53 AM (0jZnq)
Posted by: Kris at January 25, 2022 09:53 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 25, 2022 09:53 AM (njfCw)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 25, 2022 09:36 AM
Wait...that's a thing?
Posted by: Don Lemoan at January 25, 2022 09:54 AM (RkC6l)
Posted by: gp Has Been Put On Notice at January 25, 2022 09:54 AM (qpX6U)
@ejeancarroll
Need ANOTHER reason to stop drinking Pepsi?
@PepsiCo sent a big fat check to the GOP legislators who got the TEXAS ABORTION BILL passed.
-
Problem is I just don't like Pepsi.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at January 25, 2022 09:54 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: SMOD
The wages of sin is death.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2022 09:55 AM (mD/uy)
So did I. I've quit a hundred times.
Posted by: gp Has Been Put On Notice at January 25, 2022 09:54 AM (qpX6U)
And I have lost hundreds of pounds.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 25, 2022 09:55 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 25, 2022 09:53 AM (njfCw)
George Burns is still alive?
Posted by: BignJames at January 25, 2022 09:55 AM (AwYPR)
~~~~~
Saw $14/pack in NYC last week.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 25, 2022 09:55 AM (0TVNF)
Posted by: gp Has Been Put On Notice
Vape. Roll your own. Step down the nicotine to nothing and then step off. I did. Almost 9 years ago.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2022 09:56 AM (uXonU)
@PepsiCo sent a big fat check to the GOP legislators who got the TEXAS ABORTION BILL passed.
-
Problem is I just don't like Pepsi.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at January 25, 2022 09:54 AM (FVME7)
Yeah. If Pepsi didn't suck, I'd drink it now.
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at January 25, 2022 09:56 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: FrodoB-
cause someone has to be at January 25, 2022 09:56 AM (yFOIQ)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 25, 2022 09:56 AM (HaPdD)
@ejeancarroll
Need ANOTHER reason to stop drinking Pepsi?
@PepsiCo sent a big fat check to the GOP legislators who got the TEXAS ABORTION BILL passed.
*
Problem is I just don't like Pepsi.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at January 25, 2022
***
Carroll's that crazy Vogue (?) writer who claimed that Trump molested her in a Saks dressing room 20 years ago, or something like that?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 25, 2022 09:56 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 25, 2022 09:57 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: JROD at January 25, 2022 09:57 AM (0jZnq)
Glad I stopped smoking 26 years ago.
Posted by: Archer at January 25, 2022 09:57 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: gp Has Been Put On Notice at January 25, 2022 09:57 AM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Oddbob at January 25, 2022 09:57 AM (nfrXX)
~~~~~
Saw $14/pack in NYC last week.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 25, 2022 09:55 AM (0TVNF)
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And if you sell loosies on the street you got from PA, the police will murder you because the problem isn't the overbearing governmental policies that lead to smuggling of legal substances but the enforcement arm of those policies. The policies are fine.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 25, 2022 09:57 AM (LvTSG)
Americans are such whiners now about "freedom" they never used to complain about mandatory shots for kids. No more patriotism or sense of unity
Trumpism has now gone even beyond Trump himself who now advocates for vaccinations and boosters
Posted by: Kurt at January 25, 2022 09:57 AM (MTC1c)
@ejeancarroll
Need ANOTHER reason to stop drinking Pepsi?
@PepsiCo sent a big fat check to the GOP legislators who got the TEXAS ABORTION BILL passed. "
Well E. Jean you've just guaranteed I'll never complain about my hubby's Mountain Dew and Pepsi habit again.
Posted by: Tuna at January 25, 2022 09:58 AM (gLRfa)
Here in Colorado you have to drive to Wyoming to buy them unless you want to pay 9 bucks a pack. Which was only around 5.50 just a couple years ago. Let's Go Polis!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 25, 2022 09:58 AM (njfCw)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 25, 2022 09:58 AM (J6Mwf)
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Gloom despair and agony on me
Deep dark depression excessive misery
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at January 25, 2022 09:58 AM (FVME7)
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... in prison.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 25, 2022 09:58 AM (UHVv4)
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Problem is I just don't like Pepsi.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Pepsi is for drinking.
Coke is for mixing.
No one asks for a rum & Pepsi.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2022 09:58 AM (uXonU)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 25, 2022 09:56 AM (HaPdD)
Do they have a drug store Indian? I remember one in downtown Natchitoches LA about 50 years ago.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2022 09:58 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: mr tmz at January 25, 2022 09:59 AM (m/Gc2)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 25, 2022 09:59 AM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2022 09:59 AM (L47aO)
No worse than the flu
Fake News
Yet they shamelessly still think they know better than experts
Kroger Dunning
Posted by: Kurt at January 25, 2022 10:00 AM (MTC1c)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 25, 2022 10:00 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 25, 2022 10:00 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 25, 2022 10:00 AM (J6Mwf)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 25, 2022 10:01 AM (o2MD2)
No worse than the flu
Fake News
Yet they shamelessly still think they know better than experts
Kroger Dunning
Posted by: Kurt
More dead under Bia Den than Trump. But thanks for playing.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2022 10:01 AM (uXonU)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at January 25, 2022 10:02 AM (eGTCV)
Posted by: JEM at January 25, 2022 10:02 AM (Qh7KG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 25, 2022 10:02 AM (J6Mwf)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2022
***
There was a traditional cigar-store Indian statue outside a small tobacconist on St. Louis St. in the French Quarter about 30 years ago. Maybe even 25 years. It and the Ye Olde Pipe Shoppe on Chartres Street are both gone lo, these many years.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 25, 2022 10:02 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Ebenezer Scrooge at January 25, 2022 10:02 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 25, 2022 10:00 AM (J6Mwf)
Reminds me of this meme:
https://tinyurl.com/mrxdw5mv
Posted by: Kris at January 25, 2022 10:03 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 25, 2022 10:03 AM (HaPdD)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 25, 2022 10:03 AM (byiCu)
Coke is for mixing.
No one asks for a rum & Pepsi.
Posted by: rickb223
If it don't say 'hecho in mexico' I'm not drinking it.
Posted by: JEM at January 25, 2022 10:03 AM (Qh7KG)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 25, 2022 10:03 AM (bkUtD)
Posted by: PabloD at January 25, 2022 10:03 AM (n9B4L)
Posted by: BignJames at January 25, 2022 10:03 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 25, 2022 10:03 AM (GYllL)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 25, 2022 10:03 AM (PiwSw)
On weekends there's a small group that plays Mexican music over there for spare change. Not real loud, just accordian, Spanish guitar and some maracas or whatever. At least they're doing something for the money, and it's kind of pleasant.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 25, 2022 10:03 AM (njfCw)
And in Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, and Kyrgyzstan widespread power outages are reported although I don't know if related to the Turkish snowfall. Maybe if the storm was heading east to west??
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 25, 2022 10:03 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Match Checksout at January 25, 2022 10:04 AM (dYe5S)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 25, 2022 10:01 AM (o2MD2)
I know it's hard to tell who's a troll and who's a troll parody, but when someone screws up Dunning Kruger, I tend to think it's a brilliant parody.
I mean, what's more Dunning Kruger than trying to use Dunning Kruger and getting it wrong?
Posted by: Wally at January 25, 2022 10:04 AM (FJYfm)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 25, 2022 10:04 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 25, 2022 10:04 AM (HmZuC)
Posted by: BignJames
But their prices are low, low, low, low, low, low, low...
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 25, 2022 10:04 AM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Old Russian Beggar at January 25, 2022 10:05 AM (4I/2K)
You have blood on your hands. All of you.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 25, 2022 10:05 AM (byiCu)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
A third of San Francisco already does look like that.
Posted by: JEM at January 25, 2022 10:05 AM (Qh7KG)
Posted by: dantesed at January 25, 2022 10:05 AM (88xKn)
No worse than the flu
----------------------
470,000 murdered by Joe Biden AFTER the vaccines were invented and distributed. Explain that, dick.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 25, 2022 10:05 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 25, 2022 10:05 AM (bkUtD)
And their produce is fresh, fresh, fresh, fresh
How fresh? Well the tomatoes just copped a feel off a shopper.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 25, 2022 10:06 AM (J6Mwf)
Posted by: Infidel at January 25, 2022 10:06 AM (qpolg)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
A third of San Francisco already does look like that.
Posted by: JEM
Except supine on the sidewalk leaking urine and staying awake as best he can only to make sure someone else doesn't raid his tip box.
Posted by: JEM at January 25, 2022 10:06 AM (Qh7KG)
Posted by: Revenant at January 25, 2022 10:06 AM (T4RS9)
Pepsi is for drinking.
Coke is for mixing.
No one asks for a rum & Pepsi.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2022 09:58 AM (uXonU)
WAY too sweet for my tastes.
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at January 25, 2022 10:06 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anna Puma
It was you, wasn't it?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 25, 2022 10:06 AM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 25, 2022 10:06 AM (6liew)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 25, 2022 10:05 AM (UHVv4)
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Not to mention more will be murdered by FJB due to his actions re: FDA and monoclonal antibodies.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 25, 2022 10:06 AM (YIVH2)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 25, 2022 10:03 AM (UHVv4)
Da, storm is heading west from east!
Posted by: Putin Poot at January 25, 2022 10:06 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 25, 2022 10:06 AM (J6Mwf)
*****
Pokey, No Gumby - a limerick
An old man from north Winnemucca
Told the tenderfoot, "Don't be a sucka!
If you're taking a dump
Watch out for yer rump
You don't want to sit on a yucca!"
Posted by: Muldoon at January 25, 2022 10:07 AM (m45I2)
Pepsi is for drinking.
Coke is for mixing.
No one asks for a rum & Pepsi.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2022 09:58 AM (uXonU)
Pepsi's sweeter than Coke. Though Coke is catching up.
In the same way that he refuses to use maple syrup on French Toast,
CBD refuses to drink any Rum and Cola, he prefers
Rum and fresh Salt Water from the Dead Seavia Dead Sea Sodas LTD) or sometimes a Rum and the water used for packing in cans of sardines.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 25, 2022 10:07 AM (OMayC)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 25, 2022 10:02 AM (txdEq)
~~~~~
We still have one at the cigar store in my town. Little old man who owns the place rolls cigars in the window.
Also, at The Market on Arthur Avenue in the Bronx, there is a large cigar making shop with a huge Indian. Bunch of men sitting there making cigars too.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 25, 2022 10:07 AM (0TVNF)
Posted by: JEM
If Newsome could figure out who's responsible, he'd be pissed!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at January 25, 2022 10:07 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 25, 2022 10:08 AM (J6Mwf)
And that should scare you, Ku*t, because you and yours will hang once the Karens finally realize what you have been doing to the children.
Posted by: t-bird at January 25, 2022 10:08 AM (2nFxy)
But their prices are low, low, low, low, low, low, low...
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 25, 2022 10:04 AM (bkUtD)
Not anymore!
- Joe Biden's economy
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at January 25, 2022 10:08 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 25, 2022 10:08 AM (njfCw)
And their produce is fresh, fresh, fresh, fresh
How fresh? Well the tomatoes just copped a feel off a shopper.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 25, 2022 10:06 AM (J6Mwf)
I would enjoy a fresh tomato gettin' handsy with me. It's been a while. Overripe, even.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 25, 2022 10:08 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: gp Has Been Put On Notice at January 25, 2022 10:08 AM (qpX6U)
I always annoy my prog family and friends by pointing out that Scrooge is a liberal - he refuses donating to charity and instead advocates for state welfare.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 25, 2022 10:08 AM (HmZuC)
Posted by: dantesed at January 25, 2022
***
My question is about his "statement" that Federal tax on cigarettes has not gone up since 2009. Is that true, and the enormous increase in price is due to state and local taxes as well as (ab)normal labor and material costs? Or is it just a plain ol' lie?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 25, 2022 10:08 AM (txdEq)
Well I heard ole Neil put her down
Well, I hope Neil Young will remember
A southern man don't need him around anyhow
Posted by: SMOD at January 25, 2022 10:09 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Darth Randall at January 25, 2022 10:09 AM (7TsB3)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 25, 2022 10:09 AM (lCui1)
https://www.pepsico.com/brands/product-information
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 25, 2022 10:09 AM (lCui1)
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I'll purchase when they get into the bourbon business.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 25, 2022 10:10 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 25, 2022 10:10 AM (J6Mwf)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at January 25, 2022 10:10 AM (Spr0s)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 25, 2022 10:10 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2022 10:10 AM (DU+/6)
I always annoy my prog family and friends by pointing out that Scrooge is a liberal - he refuses donating to charity and instead advocates for state welfare.
Posted by: Citizen Cake
Great point
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 25, 2022 10:11 AM (lCui1)
If this makes no sense to you that is because it makes no sense.
Posted by: Ripley at January 25, 2022 10:11 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: 496 at January 25, 2022 10:11 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 25, 2022 10:11 AM (o2MD2)
"Do it for the children! ...of Pelosi, Kerry, Romney, and Biden"
Posted by: t-bird at January 25, 2022 10:12 AM (UMXod)
Posted by: Ripley at January 25, 2022 10:11 AM (MxEKc)
Believe it, or not!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 25, 2022 10:12 AM (7bRMQ)
Also, at The Market on Arthur Avenue in the Bronx, there is a large cigar making shop with a huge Indian. Bunch of men sitting there making cigars too.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 25, 2022 10:07 AM (0TVNF)
I prefer my Cubanos..."rolled between the thighs of dusky maidens".
Posted by: BignJames at January 25, 2022 10:12 AM (AwYPR)
If this makes no sense to you that is because it makes no sense.
Posted by: Ripley at January 25, 2022 10:11 AM (MxEKc)
It's because they don't care, it is mainly happening in Red States and they really overall just want to kill you off.
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at January 25, 2022 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JROD at January 25, 2022 10:12 AM (0jZnq)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 25, 2022 10:12 AM (bA3Ln)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 25, 2022 10:13 AM (lCui1)
I always annoy my prog family and friends by pointing out that Scrooge is a liberal - he refuses donating to charity and instead advocates for state welfare.
Posted by: Citizen Cake
Great point
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 25, 2022 10:11 AM (lCui1)
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Nah. Scrooge advocated for personal responsibility in his tenants, meeting their obligations to their debtors before splurging on frivolities.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 25, 2022 10:13 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: SMOD at January 25, 2022 10:09 AM (RHGPo)
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A northern man doesn't either. Everything he's ever done is un-listenable.
Posted by: 496 at January 25, 2022 10:13 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 25, 2022 10:12 AM (bA3Ln)
Say 'ello to myh lill fren.
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at January 25, 2022 10:13 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 25, 2022 09:59 AM (2NHgQ)
Here at Duke and Duke, no matter if our clients make money or lose money in the markets - Duke and Duke always make their commission.
Posted by: Archer at January 25, 2022 10:13 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 25, 2022
***
We don't have any Kroger stores here. They were all over the place in Lafayette, LA, in the '70s, but most places I've lived don't have them. I think the King Soopers chain in CO is part of the same company, though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 25, 2022 10:13 AM (txdEq)
From one boomer to another, don't let the doorknob hit ya where the Good Lord split ya!
https://bit.ly/33O2P28
Goes to Crowder.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2022 10:13 AM (uXonU)
Do you like the oil?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 25, 2022 10:06 AM (J6Mwf)
He hates the cans. But for one dollar I'll guess your weight, your height, or your sex.
Posted by: Old Russian Beggar at January 25, 2022 10:13 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 25, 2022 10:13 AM (bkUtD)
Posted by: IrishEi at January 25, 2022 10:13 AM (0TVNF)
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While banning unvaxxed US., Canadian, and Mexican truckers from crossing the various national borders.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 25, 2022 10:14 AM (UHVv4)
Wait for it
"Veteran."
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 25, 2022 10:14 AM (BFigT)
-
Please, please, take our money!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at January 25, 2022 10:14 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: t-bird at January 25, 2022 10:12 AM (UMXod)
I'll fight today, so they don't have to fight tomorrow! Wait....
Posted by: John Adams at January 25, 2022 10:14 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 25, 2022 10:14 AM (J6Mwf)
Neil Young is still a thing. Honestly thought he was dead.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 25, 2022 10:14 AM (bkUtD)
Posted by: JROD
******
You're welcome! And that means my work for the day is done!
Posted by: Muldoon at January 25, 2022 10:15 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: JT at January 25, 2022 10:15 AM (arJlL)
https://tinyurl.com/3nvnenbj
Posted by: IrishEi at January 25, 2022 10:13 AM (0TVNF)
++++
If I were Doocy, I'd be unhappy.
I'd never want to be juxtaposed against Hunter Biden, not even for irony.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2022 10:15 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 25, 2022 10:15 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 25, 2022 10:15 AM (njfCw)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 25, 2022 10:15 AM (J6Mwf)
But go ahead, Dems. Please keep whistling past this graveyard. Lots and lots of your own voters have had it up to their back teeth with your fascist bullshit. But keep pretending it's Trumpalos.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2022 10:15 AM (Cf/uA)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 25, 2022 10:16 AM (lCui1)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 25, 2022 10:16 AM (Y5qcH)
https://tinyurl.com/3nvnenbj
Posted by: IrishEi at January 25, 2022
***
Darned if Hunter doesn't look like Hugh Laurie as Dr. House!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 25, 2022 10:16 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 25, 2022 10:15 AM (njfCw)
Isn't Young the original cuck with his song "Old Man Fuckin' My Wife?"
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at January 25, 2022 10:16 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Glad to hear that, Anna
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion
Seconded !
Posted by: JT at January 25, 2022 10:16 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2022 10:15 AM (Cf/uA)
=========
White Karen is going to force the black population to take a shot they don't want for their own good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 25, 2022 10:16 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 25, 2022 10:14 AM (UHVv4)
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I do find it darkly humorous that we can keep out the unvaxxed, legal Mexican truck drivers we depend on for growing our economy, but we have no ability to restrict the unvaxxed illegal Mexicans who are a net drain on our economy.
Idiots.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 25, 2022 10:17 AM (YIVH2)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 25, 2022 10:16 AM (Y5qcH)
========
Objection:
They don't care what Americans want.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 25, 2022 10:17 AM (LvTSG)
There's a song by the Drive-By Truckers, I think it was Three Alabama Icons, in which it's claimed that Neil Young was an honorary pallbearer at Ronnie Van Zant's funeral.
Don't know if that's true.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 25, 2022 10:17 AM (YFAIE)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Kroger is the parent company I believe. They bought up the formerly local place here, city market.
Posted by: Infidel at January 25, 2022 10:17 AM (qpolg)
Japanese aid coming soon too.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 25, 2022 10:18 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
I don't think that is going to work out like they think.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2022 10:18 AM (uXonU)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 25, 2022 10:19 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 25, 2022 10:16 AM (Y5qcH)
It will be a victory. For us!
Posted by: Iran Number One! Russia Number One. USA, Canada, hack phooey! at January 25, 2022 10:19 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Darth Randall at January 25, 2022 10:19 AM (7TsB3)
Posted by: runner at January 25, 2022 10:19 AM (ZFwWQ)
Posted by: dantesed
Which one? You're gonna have to be way more specific.
Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at January 25, 2022 10:20 AM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Infidel at January 25, 2022 10:17 AM (qpolg)
++++
I think that King Soopers bought City Market, then Kroger bought King Soopers. Kroger's normal activity to enter a new market is to buy up a local or regional player and integrate them. They keep the names and brand reputation and even relabel their generics to that brand unless there's a shortage (King Soopers brand bottled water, for example).
Kroger owns King Soopers (CO), Fred Meyer (PNW), Ralph's (CA), etc.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2022 10:20 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at January 25, 2022 10:21 AM (6Xyqy)
Posted by: Puddin Head
No, just crab juice.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 25, 2022 10:13 AM (bkUtD)
---------------------------
At least it's not Mr. Pibb!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 25, 2022 10:21 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 25, 2022 10:21 AM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
They don't care. It will be a victory for their plans and worldview. Nobody outside their little would-be aristocracy matters to them.
Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at January 25, 2022 10:21 AM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 25, 2022 10:21 AM (sjdRT)
Critical Drinker, "Justin Trudeau looks like he belongs in a Disney theme park as a prince."
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 25, 2022 10:21 AM (J6Mwf)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 25, 2022 10:21 AM (HaPdD)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 25, 2022 10:21 AM (UHVv4)
Critical Drinker, "Justin Trudeau looks like he belongs in a Disney theme park as a prince."
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 25, 2022 10:21 AM (J6Mwf)
I didn't know Disney had a "The History of Blackface" exhibit.
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at January 25, 2022 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: IrishEi at January 25, 2022 10:22 AM (0TVNF)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 25, 2022 10:22 AM (njfCw)
Posted by: runner at January 25, 2022 10:23 AM (ZFwWQ)
We hold these Truths to be self-evident. That NOT all Vaccines are created equal. That some are endowed by their Manufacturer with certain intolerable ingredients, among these are mRNA, spike proteins and lipid nanoparticles. That to procure these ingredients, Governments are prostituted along with Pharmaceutical Giants, mandating their Contents without the Consent of the Vaccinated...
Posted by: Muldoon at January 25, 2022 10:23 AM (m45I2)
Critical Drinker, "Justin Trudeau looks like he belongs in a Disney theme park as a prince."
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 25, 2022 10:21 AM (J6Mwf)
Love it.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at January 25, 2022 10:23 AM (eGTCV)
Posted by: BignJames at January 25, 2022 10:23 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Glad to hear that, Anna
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion
Seconded !
Posted by: JT at January 25, 2022 10:16 AM (arJlL)
Bishen cutter!
Posted by: Old Russian Beggar at January 25, 2022 10:23 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 25, 2022 10:16 AM (LvTSG
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My two favorite moments of the COVID era have come from white Karens in academia. One Karen said they need to set up vaxx stations at fried chicken restaurants.
Another suggested driving through black neighborhoods... And shooting people with vaccine darts. That's right. Karen's on Safari!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2022 10:23 AM (Cf/uA)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 25, 2022 10:21 AM (HaPdD)
You know my name (Look up the number).
Posted by: Hunter Biden at January 25, 2022 10:23 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: klaftern at January 25, 2022 10:24 AM (taPSh)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 25, 2022 10:24 AM (HaPdD)
Another suggested driving through black neighborhoods... And shooting people with vaccine darts. That's right. Karen's on Safari!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2022 10:23 AM (Cf/uA)
But all Republicans are racist.
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at January 25, 2022 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Infidel at January 25, 2022 10:24 AM (qpolg)
Not 'round here they don't. It's all Kroger brands in King Soopers.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 25, 2022 10:24 AM (njfCw)
Posted by: Blacksheep at January 25, 2022 10:24 AM (6mvRv)
Neil Young would be as well-known as P.J. Proby if not for Crosby, Stills and Nash.
Fight me.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 25, 2022 10:24 AM (2JVJo)
STAY AWAY!!!
Posted by: Your Windshield at January 25, 2022 10:24 AM (WFMLs)
Posted by: andycanuck
******
Low bridge, everybody down
Low bridge, 'cause we're comin' to a town...
Posted by: Muldoon at January 25, 2022 10:25 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 25, 2022 10:25 AM (BFigT)
Not 'round here they don't. It's all Kroger brands in King Soopers.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 25, 2022 10:24 AM (njfCw)
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Round these parts it's all Harris Teeters.
Bought up most of the Piggly Wigglies in the state, and so there's a Harris Teeter every seven and a half feet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 25, 2022 10:25 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2022 10:23 AM (Cf/uA)
That's pretty fukkin funny. I wish they would try it.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 25, 2022 10:25 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 25, 2022 10:25 AM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Darth Randall at January 25, 2022 10:19 AM (7TsB3)
She had cans like Sybil Danning.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 25, 2022 10:25 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at January 25, 2022 10:25 AM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 25, 2022 10:24 AM (HaPdD)
How Soon is Stock.
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at January 25, 2022 10:25 AM (Zz0t1)
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I think it's the Aussies stopping the deliveries, not the Tongans demanding it.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 25, 2022 10:26 AM (UHVv4)
https://tinyurl.com/529bmdv3
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at January 25, 2022 10:26 AM (aKN5B)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2022 10:26 AM (yrol0)
And they wonder why people hate them.
Posted by: Blacksheep at January 25, 2022 10:27 AM (6mvRv)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2022 10:28 AM (yrol0)
Bought up most of the Piggly Wigglies in the state, and so there's a Harris Teeter every seven and a half feet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 25, 2022
***
There is one Piggly Wiggly left in the metro area here. Once was near an infamous housing project; no doubt they couldn't handle the shoplifting that went on. The other is in a suburban town about 8 miles west of here.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 25, 2022 10:28 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Infidel at January 25, 2022 10:24 AM (qpolg)
++++
Not that I'm aware of. Their store-brand manufacturing is mostly US-based (other than apparel). Most of their stock is owned institutionally and some of them are bad actors (like Blackrock) but I don't see any obvious sovereign funds on the list. They're still a mega-corp and all-in on most things that mega-corps tend to be all-in on.
Kroger is asshoe, but they appear to largely be domestic variety.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2022 10:28 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Blacksheep at January 25, 2022 10:28 AM (6mvRv)
Posted by: andycanuck
*****
Sadly, I didn't say anything about leaving...
Posted by: Muldoon at January 25, 2022 10:29 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Woke Kroger at January 25, 2022 10:29 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 25, 2022 10:24 AM (njfCw)
++++
Huh. That's new to me as compared to the past couple of years. I only noticed Kroger-brand stuff at Soopers when there was a shortage, and it started happening a lot as COVID madness ramped up. Maybe they've given up.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2022 10:29 AM (DU+/6)
There's a song by the Drive-By Truckers, I think it was Three Alabama Icons, in which it's claimed that Neil Young was an honorary pallbearer at Ronnie Van Zant's funeral.
Don't know if that's true.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 25, 2022 10:17 AM (YFAIE)
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Speaking of country songs (okay, at least southern rock) -- my brother who'd recently escaped Califzuela for Tennessee just turned me on to the very patriotic/conservative Aaron Lewis' song "Am I The Only One." https://tinyurl.com/2p93vyjb
Highly recommended for The Horde (there's an explicit version with curse words); he's the former lead singer for rock group (post-grunge style) Staind whose biggest hit I remember and was called "It's Been Awhile."
Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at January 25, 2022 10:29 AM (6Xyqy)
Posted by: Blacksheep at January 25, 2022 10:28 AM (6mvRv)
That seems absolutely clear. Yet some idiots endorsed for his decency.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at January 25, 2022 10:30 AM (eGTCV)
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I've got female relatives who believe the "nice Joe" crap because they're LIVs that don't know about his bullying and threats as with the Supreme Court hearings; and conflate their sympathy for the myth of his wife and kids' deaths in the car accident for him being an object of pity who must be nice himself.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 25, 2022 10:30 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at January 25, 2022 10:30 AM (eGTCV)
++++
"Joe Biden: He's a Nice Man" could only possibly work on somebody who had never heard him speak.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2022 10:31 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Blacksheep at January 25, 2022 10:31 AM (6mvRv)
Posted by: Joe Biteum at January 25, 2022 10:31 AM (vrz2I)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 25, 2022 10:31 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 25, 2022 10:31 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 25, 2022 10:32 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: Roy at January 25, 2022 10:32 AM (NOPTj)
Don't know if that's true.
How does an honorary pallbearer differ from a real one ?
Posted by: JT at January 25, 2022 10:32 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT at January 25, 2022 10:32 AM (arJlL)
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He doesn't have to lift?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2022 10:33 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 25, 2022 10:33 AM (lz5hY)
Posted by: Infidel at January 25, 2022 10:33 AM (qpolg)
Posted by: runner at January 25, 2022 10:33 AM (ZFwWQ)
*some items may not be available because of the asshole in the White House.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 25, 2022 10:33 AM (byiCu)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 25, 2022 10:33 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: JT at January 25, 2022 10:32 AM (arJlL)
You don't tote the stiff.
Posted by: BignJames at January 25, 2022 10:33 AM (AwYPR)
And there's a few locations of Save-a-Lot.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 25, 2022 10:33 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: JT at January 25, 2022 10:32 AM (arJlL)
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Ol' Neil isn't very strong, so "honorary" might mean "couldn't lift his share of the weight"
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at January 25, 2022 10:33 AM (aKN5B)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 25, 2022 10:34 AM (UHVv4)
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No heavy lifting required.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 25, 2022 10:34 AM (bA3Ln)
Posted by: JT
I'm guessing they put his name on the notice, but he wasn't actually there.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 25, 2022 10:34 AM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 25, 2022 10:34 AM (HaPdD)
Posted by: Archer at January 25, 2022 10:35 AM (gmo/4)
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https://bit.ly/3r1taCs
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at January 25, 2022 10:35 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: kraken at January 25, 2022 10:35 AM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 25, 2022 10:34 AM (OssQ4)
Sounds like a job for Joe!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 25, 2022 10:35 AM (7bRMQ)
Don't know if that's true.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 25, 2022 10:17 AM (YFAIE)
Lynnyrd Skynyrd later said that they weren't insulting Young and they didn't have a problem with him. Bunch of cucks.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 25, 2022 10:35 AM (sUMfc)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 25, 2022 09:32 AM (txdEq)
Second that. Looks just like the beggars who hang out near freeway underpasses around Phoenix.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2022 10:35 AM (P3gRi)
But, because I can afford it and am fundamentally lazy I actually do 95% of my shopping online from Amazon Pantry and Fresh.
Please forgive me.
Posted by: Blacksheep at January 25, 2022 10:35 AM (6mvRv)
Posted by: JT at January 25, 2022 10:32 AM (arJlL)
You don't tote the stiff.
Posted by: BignJames
GREAT !
Now panhandlers are gonna claim to be honorary pallbearers !
Posted by: JT at January 25, 2022 10:35 AM (arJlL)
Nothing about the white guy killed by a random shot while lying in his bed?
Posted by: f'd at January 25, 2022 10:36 AM (vrz2I)
Posted by: runner at January 25, 2022 10:36 AM (ZFwWQ)
Posted by: JT at January 25, 2022 10:32 AM (arJlL)
You don't tote the stiff.
Posted by: BignJames at January 25, 2022 10:33 AM (AwYPR)
You do the more insane dance moves.
Posted by: Ghana Funerals, LLC at January 25, 2022 10:36 AM (NOPTj)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at January 25, 2022 10:36 AM (aKN5B)
And there's a few locations of Save-a-Lot.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 25, 2022 10:33 AM (txdEq)
Around my neighborhood, the chains are Market Basket, Stop and Shop, Aldi's and Hannaford's. I wish A-and-P were still around.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 25, 2022 10:36 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 25, 2022 10:34 AM (UHVv4)
Try saying, "Would all you gangbangers please calm the fuck down!"
Posted by: Houston Mayor Sylvester Turner at January 25, 2022 10:36 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at January 25, 2022 10:36 AM (PDxTU)
Because in the modern USA the highest, most desired status is "victim." Anybody who claims to be a victim of something or someone else is automatically assumed to be in the right. He may have whined about being treated "unfairly," but the one thing Trump never was was a victim. And the class of the terminally dependent just could not abide that.
Posted by: Oddbob at January 25, 2022 10:36 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at January 25, 2022 10:35 AM (FVME7)
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Ah. Somehow, I'd forgotten about the "lying, dog-faced pony soldier."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2022 10:36 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 25, 2022
***
I used to see them in the Denver area, Arvada and the like. One carried French Market Blend coffee with chicory, $5/lb. then. I'd drive halfway across the metro area on a Sunday morning to stock up on that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 25, 2022 10:36 AM (txdEq)
For rock/metal fans, there's an excellent new song called "Dead Inside" by guitarist Nita Strauss with David Draiman from Disturbed singing about the lies of the pandemic. It's already #1 on the Billboard rock charts.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 25, 2022 10:37 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 25, 2022 10:37 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at January 25, 2022 10:37 AM (6Xyqy)
Cracka ass cracka's don't count!
- Mayors Office Atlanta
Posted by: Archer at January 25, 2022 10:37 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: f'd at January 25, 2022 10:37 AM (vrz2I)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 25, 2022 10:37 AM (lz5hY)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2022 10:37 AM (yrol0)
A real tough guy.
But that's his style. Squaring off with factory workers with his posse of feds protecting his weak ass.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 25, 2022 10:37 AM (tiR3O)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at January 25, 2022 10:36 AM (aKN5B)
1. You won't be playing in the NFC Championship.
Posted by: Roy at January 25, 2022 10:38 AM (NOPTj)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 25, 2022 10:37 AM (o2MD2)
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Dolley asked me who my celebrity hall pass would be.
I never responded because it was an obvious trap, but I would have said Gemma.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 25, 2022 10:38 AM (LvTSG)
She says these guns have learned to walk, and the walking guns are breaking into houses and cars and shooting people! It's like a real-life horror movie!
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at January 25, 2022 10:38 AM (aKN5B)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at January 25, 2022 10:38 AM (eGTCV)
Hey Aqualung.
Posted by: Oldstoke at January 25, 2022 10:39 AM (sb+Cg)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 25, 2022 10:34 AM (HaPdD)
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Yes, here and there. But IIRC, IGA isn't exactly a brand, it's an affiliated network of independents.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2022 10:39 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at January 25, 2022 10:39 AM (eeRB6)
I never responded because it was an obvious trap, but I would have said Gemma.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 25, 2022
***
I've got too many to list.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 25, 2022 10:39 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at January 25, 2022 10:38 AM (eGTCV)
Well, I CAN drive a forklift, so
Posted by: kraken at January 25, 2022 10:39 AM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: Blacksheep at January 25, 2022 10:39 AM (6mvRv)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at January 25, 2022 10:38 AM (eGTCV)
I can do it, maybe.
Posted by: Komatsu at January 25, 2022 10:39 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 25, 2022 10:38 AM (LvTSG)
I was given a hall pass for Salma Hayek without asking.
Also, apparently, I issued a hall pass for Jason Momoa without being asked.
I'll allow it.
Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2022 10:40 AM (9otr5)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at January 25, 2022 10:38 AM (eGTCV)
I'm up for it!
/Caterpillar
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 25, 2022 10:40 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 25, 2022 10:40 AM (sjdRT)
Also, apparently, I issued a hall pass for Jason Momoa without being asked.
I'll allow it.
Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2022 10:40 AM (9otr5)
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Hers is Tom Ellis, she announced to me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 25, 2022 10:40 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 25, 2022 10:40 AM (GYllL)
I just know that word stuck out to me from the song, and indeed it's in the lyrics. Here they are. The lyrics are spoken in the song. Not a bad tune.
"Now, Ronnie Van Zant wasn't from Alabama, he was from Florida, he was a huge Neil Young fan but in the tradition of Merle Haggard writing Okie From Muskogee to tell his dad's point of view on the hippies in Vietnam, Ronnie felt that the other side of the story should be told. Neil Young always claimed that Sweet Home Alabama was one of his favorite songs and legend has it that he was an honorary pallbearer at Ronnie's funeral, such is the duality of the southern thing."
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 25, 2022 10:40 AM (YFAIE)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at January 25, 2022 10:38 AM (eGTCV)
They'll just get a big ol' can of kerosene and render him down right where he lies.
Posted by: Roy at January 25, 2022 10:41 AM (NOPTj)
Posted by: f'd at January 25, 2022 10:41 AM (vrz2I)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 25, 2022 10:41 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at January 25, 2022 10:38 AM (eGTCV)
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We're available for assistance. We have significant experience in dealing with such masses.
Posted by: Vogon Constructor Fleet at January 25, 2022 10:41 AM (DU+/6)
I never responded because it was an obvious trap, but I would have said Gemma.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 25, 2022
You don't have a laminated list?
Posted by: Ross Geller at January 25, 2022 10:41 AM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 25, 2022 10:41 AM (sUMfc)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 25, 2022 10:34 AM (HaPdD)
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Yes, here and there. But IIRC, IGA isn't exactly a brand, it's an affiliated network of independents.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2022 10:39 AM (DU+/6)
Carnation and Vashon still have IGA markets. The last one in Seattle closed for good due to Seattle sucking ass and becoming a drug-addled, shoplifting hobo paradise.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at January 25, 2022 10:41 AM (eeRB6)
Here in the Bluegrass it's mostly Kroger's. There are two Aldi's around, a Walmart Neighborhood Market, Walmart with the grocery section, a Meijer's and in our little town, a small joint called "Cash Savers." Plus a bunch of smaller mom and pop joints that sell day old, or nearly expired stuff.
I understand Dollar General is opening a "food only" store too.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 25, 2022 10:41 AM (BFigT)
Posted by: Roy at January 25, 2022 10:41 AM (NOPTj)
Doesn't deserve anything like a Viking funeral. Should just be left to the dogs.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 25, 2022 10:42 AM (7bRMQ)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Definitely would not hang this picture.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Amazon driver on first day at January 25, 2022 10:42 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at January 25, 2022 10:38 AM (eGTCV)
All of them standing holding handles.
Posted by: JT at January 25, 2022 10:42 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Ian S.
Excellent. His voice is astounding.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kXylY7ACINI
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 25, 2022 10:43 AM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Infidel at January 25, 2022 10:43 AM (qpolg)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 25, 2022 10:41 AM (BFigT)
I've seen one. Florida I think.
Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2022 10:43 AM (9otr5)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 25, 2022 10:43 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: kraken at January 25, 2022 10:44 AM (6Je/Q)
Maybe the mortician could hollow him out and put it an inflatable bladder.
Posted by: Oddbob at January 25, 2022 10:44 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: kraken at January 25, 2022 10:44 AM (6Je/Q)
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It's only a model.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 25, 2022 10:44 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2022 10:44 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 25, 2022 10:43 AM (o2MD2)
Be a shitty job, though.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 25, 2022 10:44 AM (7bRMQ)
I never responded because it was an obvious trap, but I would have said Gemma.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 25, 2022 10:38 AM (LvTSG)
All of mine are dead.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 25, 2022 10:44 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at January 25, 2022 10:38 AM (eGTCV)
They'd have to enlist NASA and borrow the crawler used to transport the Saturn V.
Posted by: Archer at January 25, 2022 10:45 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 25, 2022 10:45 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 25, 2022 10:45 AM (HaPdD)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
IGA - Independent Grocers Alliance
Founded 1926. HQ - Chicago
Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2022 10:45 AM (uXonU)
3 years?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 25, 2022 10:45 AM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 25, 2022 10:46 AM (6liew)
Posted by: Roy at January 25, 2022 10:41 AM (NOPTj)
Call me Ishmael.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 25, 2022 10:46 AM (WFMLs)
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 25, 2022 10:46 AM (Ez6QX)
Artist must be a Zoohander; caint paint left hands.
Posted by: Tar Bae at January 25, 2022 10:46 AM (IAHXE)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
Dollar store, huh? I assume they'll be selling French fry loosies.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at January 25, 2022 10:46 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 25, 2022 10:46 AM (GYllL)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 25, 2022 10:44 AM (2JVJo)
Shovel-ready dates. Right on.
Posted by: grave robbing necrophiliac at January 25, 2022 10:46 AM (3YVs3)
Posted by: red speck at January 25, 2022 10:47 AM (gS3OW)
******
...and what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt
Posted by: Muldoon at January 25, 2022 10:47 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: kraken at January 25, 2022 10:44 AM (6Je/Q)
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It's only a model.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 25, 2022 10:44 AM (LvTSG)
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Shh!!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 25, 2022 10:47 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 25, 2022 10:47 AM (bA3Ln)
Posted by: Arghhhh at January 25, 2022 10:47 AM (WIwBP)
Posted by: JT at January 25, 2022 10:48 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 25, 2022 10:44 AM (2JVJo)
Unclear on the concept
Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2022 10:48 AM (9otr5)
Posted by: notsothoreau at January 25, 2022 10:48 AM (YynYJ)
Sound like a good program.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2022 10:48 AM (yrol0)
3 years?
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2021 5
2020 4
2019 4
Posted by: Arghhhh at January 25, 2022 10:47 AM (WIwBP)
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That's a 25% increase! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2022 10:48 AM (DU+/6)
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Problem is I just don't like Pepsi.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at January 25, 2022 09:54 AM (FVME7)
Well, good for pepsi. But didn't they do something stupidly woke a while back? Best reason for not drinking Pepsi or Coke, is that store brand cola costs half as much.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2022 10:48 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 25, 2022 10:48 AM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 25, 2022 10:48 AM (bA3Ln)
I'm not so sure. Someone at the White House clearly realized it could be a problem, because they had Joe call the second they could get more drugs into him.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 25, 2022 10:49 AM (ZGrMX)
I never responded because it was an obvious trap, but I would have said Gemma.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 25, 2022 10:38 AM (LvTSG)
All of mine are dead.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 25, 2022 10:44 AM (2JVJo)
An unusual kink, but we don't judge here.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 25, 2022 10:49 AM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at January 25, 2022 10:49 AM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Infidel at January 25, 2022 10:49 AM (qpolg)
Posted by: JT at January 25, 2022 10:48 AM (arJlL)
I suppose.
It's all gloomy and snowing and we have stupid unproductive meetings at work today.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 25, 2022 10:50 AM (Ez6QX)
Clown world.
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 25, 2022 10:46 AM (GYllL)
"This is a terrible organization, producing terrible results. I like their leader, though."
We are an unserious, unintelligent nation.
Posted by: Wally at January 25, 2022 10:50 AM (FJYfm)
Pepsi had a hyper-woke Indian (dot not feather) CEO, but she's gone and they've pulled back on the SJW.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 25, 2022 10:50 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 25, 2022 10:50 AM (nxdel)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 25, 2022 10:50 AM (m45I2)
Global warming makes sharks attack more. That's settled science.
Posted by: jwest at January 25, 2022 10:51 AM (/BlEx)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 25, 2022 10:51 AM (OssQ4)
Posted by: JT
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Well, here, they don't have to dance.
Posted by: Ghana at January 25, 2022 10:51 AM (L47aO)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at January 25, 2022 10:51 AM (vWk2R)
Somehow, she knew it was me and was laying for me the next morning.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 25, 2022 10:51 AM (o2MD2)
What's that got to with Donald Trump?
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We're gonna to restart the slave trade to feed these things.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 25, 2022 10:52 AM (bA3Ln)
Caption: "Snow Angle"
When you're engaging in real-life, physical punning, you've achieved victory.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2022 10:52 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 25, 2022 10:40 AM (LvTSG)
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Devil made her do it?
Posted by: Darth Randall at January 25, 2022 10:52 AM (TjtB1)
Posted by: notsothoreau at January 25, 2022
***
In Venice, CA, as I was driving back to my hotel in 2014, I spied a fellow at a street corner with a sign: "Spaceship Broken, Please Help." If he'd been on my side of the street, I'd have given him a buck for the entertainment.
Come to think of it, he looked something like the subject of today's painting.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 25, 2022 10:52 AM (txdEq)
Correct. Doocey was on Hannity after the call and quoted Joe as saying "It's nothing personal, pal". Apparently Biden After Dark(tm) talks like he's in a 1920s gangster movie.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 25, 2022 10:52 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 25, 2022 10:46 AM (Ez6QX)
Instead of cash, how about lunch?
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 25, 2022 10:52 AM (sjdRT)
@USArmy
"Being brave means knowing that when you fail, you don't fail forever." -Lana Del Rey
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I know that when I die in Call of Duty, I respawn easily.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at January 25, 2022 10:53 AM (FVME7)
Correct. Doocey was on Hannity after the call and quoted Joe as saying "It's nothing personal, pal". Apparently Biden After Dark(tm) talks like he's in a 1920s gangster movie.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 25, 2022 10:52 AM (ZGrMX)
Joe 'Spats' Biden.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 25, 2022 10:53 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 25, 2022 10:54 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2022 10:48 AM (P3gRi)
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Pepsi went all in on Obama back in 2008. That's when I quit drinking Pepsi.
Posted by: Darth Randall at January 25, 2022 10:54 AM (TjtB1)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 25, 2022 10:54 AM (UHVv4)
Tell her you need two: you just can't imagine having Matt Damon without Ben Affleck being there.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 25, 2022 10:55 AM (3YVs3)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 25, 2022 10:55 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: Darth Randall at January 25, 2022 10:54 AM (TjtB1)
Same here.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 25, 2022 10:55 AM (o2MD2)
The guys/gals sitting in the booths checking your passports. I came *this* close to asking the nice young (but seemingly a bit clueless) Asian-American officer checking my papers WTF with the gunz?, but I was distracted by another appalling, infuriating thing going on.
A supervisor was walking a green-card-holder spouse over to her American citizen husband at one of the booths, *apologizing* for "separating" them. A sign outside the hall - as with most int'l arrival halls the world over - had "US Citizens" one way, "Everybody else" (whatever) another way.
This f***ing CBP supervisor was f***ing apologizing for "separating" them. I overheard him explaining - "you know, this stuff at the border" - referring to the absurd non-troversy of separating illegally entering adults from minors whose relationship cannot be determined. "Kids in cages" idiocy. Five minutes back in the US, in Trump US, and I wanted to leave.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 25, 2022 10:55 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 25, 2022 10:55 AM (OssQ4)
Myeah, see. Now Rocky's really mad.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 25, 2022 10:55 AM (YFAIE)
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 25, 2022 10:52 AM (sjdRT)
Deal!
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 25, 2022 10:55 AM (Ez6QX)
Once saw a guy with a sign that said "Not going to lie. I just want a beer."
Posted by: Oddbob at January 25, 2022 10:55 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 25, 2022 10:56 AM (GYllL)
Prolly in his Florida condo right now. . .
Posted by: Arghhhh at January 25, 2022 10:56 AM (KFQab)
Posted by: 496 at January 25, 2022 10:56 AM (VJsqe)
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#MeToo especially over the effing logo redesign.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 25, 2022 10:56 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2022 10:48 AM (P3gRi)
I don't drink it that often bc I'm trying to keep the sugars down. So the rare instances I do, it's coke. They really do have a secret formula that no one has replicated.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 25, 2022 10:56 AM (UuD2k)
There's been pictures for years of a sign that said "Need money for beer and hookers. At least I'm not BSing you".
Posted by: Ian S. at January 25, 2022 10:57 AM (ZGrMX)
That chuckle was worth a dollar.
Posted by: ballistic at January 25, 2022 10:57 AM (oXNqT)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 25, 2022 10:55 AM (OTzUX)
That's just ridiculous.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 25, 2022 10:57 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Ian S. at January 25, 2022 10:57 AM (ZGrMX)
Sounds like every other ONT.
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 25, 2022 10:58 AM (sjdRT)
I was the rube. He was helpful and friendly. He got the change.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2022 10:59 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at January 25, 2022 10:51 AM (vWk2R)
Did Sleepy Joe answer the question?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 25, 2022 10:59 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 25, 2022 11:00 AM (bA3Ln)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 25, 2022 10:13 AM (txdEq)
Here in Arizona, they own the Fry's chain.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2022 11:00 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2022 10:59 AM (DU+/6)
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Did the same thing in Paris back in the 80's. I was sure I was getting ripped off, but I had no idea how to do anything with those damn machines. I didn't get ripped off, i paid a tax for being stupid.
Posted by: 496 at January 25, 2022 11:01 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 25, 2022 11:01 AM (swmM+)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2022 11:01 AM (DU+/6)
Youngest sibling (who tool the shot) got covid again and had been fighting it for three weeks. Not getting better went ahead and took the monoclonal treatment. In her own words she felt "100% better within 24hours".
Posted by: Floridachick at January 25, 2022 11:01 AM (msSsB)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at January 25, 2022 10:38 AM (eGTCV)
Awkward to walk when the coffin is round like a trampoline.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 25, 2022 11:01 AM (44ww/)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 25, 2022 11:02 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 25, 2022 11:02 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2022 10:23 AM
You know, I *really* like this idea. As long as it's the Karens doing the driving and darting.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 25, 2022 11:02 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2022 11:00 AM (P3gRi)
Fred Meyer here in WA
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 25, 2022 11:02 AM (Ez6QX)
Isn't that much the same thing?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 25, 2022 11:02 AM (yQpMk)
Is there some kind of bum networking convention? FYI, if you're going to homeless, San Diego is the place to do it.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 25, 2022 11:02 AM (UuD2k)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 25, 2022 11:02 AM (EZebt)
It sounds like "let them eat cake", which is the main objection (and very on-brand for Psaki).
Posted by: Ian S. at January 25, 2022 11:02 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 25, 2022 11:05 AM (swmM+)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 25, 2022 11:12 AM (UHVv4)
"Now, Ronnie Van Zant wasn't from Alabama, he was from Florida, he was a huge Neil Young fan but in the tradition of Merle Haggard writing Okie From Muskogee to tell his dad's point of view on the hippies in Vietnam, Ronnie felt that the other side of the story should be told. Neil Young always claimed that Sweet Home Alabama was one of his favorite songs and legend has it that he was an honorary pallbearer at Ronnie's funeral, such is the duality of the southern thing."
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 25, 2022 10:40 AM (YFAIE)
Did that band do a similar sort of speech within a song about George Wallace, too? I remember hearing one like that, and the "voice" sounded similar.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2022 11:23 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Ian S. at January 25, 2022 10:50 AM (ZGrMX)
Good to know!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2022 11:28 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says No War, No Booty at January 25, 2022 11:53 AM (hlxe7)
Posted by: CrazyIvan at January 25, 2022 12:17 PM (VUhjY)
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