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Joey Fishsticks "Press" Conference (With Zero Pressing), Part Two
We're spending endless minutes on Russia.
This is all to the good of Brandon -- he'd much rather talk in Bullshit Tough-Guy Tones about Russia than his disasters at home. Pivoting to Foreign Policy -- even though he's failing on Foreign Policy, too -- is tactically beneficial for him, because it's the domestic policy failures that are killing him. Allowing a "president" to talk about foreign policy at least makes him sound "presidential" -- which this flailing, failing incompetent desperately needs right now. This is all planned by the media. They're deliberately avoiding his gaping, gushing wounds to pick at his scratches. There have been zero questions -- Z E R O -- about Brandon being warned by liberal Democrat economists and analysts like Larry Summers that Brandon's trillions in stimulus would cause inflation. Brandon ignored this warning and when inflation first started to show up, he denied inflation and claimed it was "transitory" and cited unnamed "experts" who said it was transitory. Brandon chuckled proudly as he boasted that he'd gotten the biggest spending bill ever through Congress. Zero follow-ups about the costs -- in terms of inflation and real wage reduction -- for his "achievement." Zero questions on his biggest liability. Forty minutes on something which, while yes, another Brandon failure, people just don't care about.Look, fat, Joey Fishsticks is claiming, in a Jedi Mind Trick Whisper, that "Five Republican Senators" keep telling him that they want to vote with him but they're afraid, due to the Trumpenfuhrer (who he does not name), that they'd be primaried out of office. Alas, on this point, I can pretty much believe him! Joey Fishsticks thinks it's amazing that someone out of office would continue to have a hold on his party -- despite the fact that Obama essentially runs his administration. Look, fat, Joey Fishsticks is claiming that the majority of his problems are caused by "Republican candidate" (unnamed) who won't say that Brandon won the election and so is undermining all the good things he's doing. He's really claiming this. As Methos narrates:
Biden is blaming Trump. "One man out of office is controlling the entire party because people are afraid of primaries. I have people tell me they agree with me, but are worried about being primaried. This has to change. How did we get to the point where not a single Republican will agree on a major issue?"Boy this really bothers him. I can't believe that just short of one half of all legal votes were cast for this asshole. Look, fat -- I missed this. Earlier, Joey Fishsticks said that a "minor incursion" by Russia into Ukraine would be no big deal and that the US would permit it. But Trump's a Russian Agent, pass it on. Gayballz zero-T cant-babbler and Biden Voter has the sadz:
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OMG. He spoke so casually about Russians killing Ukrainians.Shut up, Trump is a Russian Agent.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
LOOK, FAT: THE ANGRY SENILE YELLER IS HERE!!! HE'S ANGRILY SHOUTING AS HE DENIES THAT HE COMPARED THOSE OPPOSED TO HIS VOTING TAKEOVER BILL TO BULL CONNOR AND GEROGE WALLACE!!!
Look, fat, he's claiming that he pressed the Chinese for transparency on the coronavirus origin, but he can't explain how it was that none of his press office seemed aware that he'd done it (and did not report that he'd pressed the Chinese on this). James Rosen brings up the elephant in the room: 49% of the public disagrees with the statement that Joey Fishsticks is "mentally fit." Brandon says that he'll leave that to people to decide, then says he has no idea how people came to doubt his "cognitive fitness" (as Rosen put it). Literally no other questions on this, one of the most salient and obvious questions. Look, fat, Can you think of any other president who's done as much in one year? Brandon's really claiming this.
Look, fat: "I don't believe the polls." Joey Fishsticks announces that he agrees with Sarah Palin -- "polls are made for strippers" -- and blows off question about winning back moderates and independents who disapprove of his performance. He has said repeatedly he's not changing anything. Look, fat: The GOP is much more obstructive now than it was under Barack Obama. They were much more interested in working with us then. That's not what Obama or Brandon were claiming at the time. Now Brandon is claiming that Republicans have no position on anything -- including... taxes. Pretty sure they have a position on that. I think he might be referring to Republicans not being in favor of the Tax Cut for the Rich the Democrats are now keen to pass, specifically, undoing Trump's cap of the SALT tax deduction, which only shelters high income taxpayers from blue cities in blue states.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2022 05:06 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Mitt Romney at January 19, 2022 05:07 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 05:07 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 05:07 PM (TdaKq)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 05:07 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:06 PM (ufFY
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Let's ask Hrothgar!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2022 05:07 PM (Dc2NZ)
A: I didn't call them George Wallace or Bull Connor, I just said that we're at a historical inflection point. I drew a comparison, but in terms of congruent events. McConnell did a great job attacking me over that, but it isn't really what I said.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:07 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:07 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: RetButch at January 19, 2022 05:07 PM (gY8Ir)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 05:07 PM (6RXlE)
Posted by: JT at January 19, 2022 05:07 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Iris at January 19, 2022 05:07 PM (DibdT)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:06 PM (ufFY
More divisiveness, Gromit!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 05:08 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:08 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 05:08 PM (ptqGC)
Alas, on this point, I can pretty much believe him!
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It's almost like getting the wrong people to do the right thing is possible.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 05:08 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: AlaBAMA RIP OM at January 19, 2022 05:08 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 05:08 PM (x980n)
Next thing you'll tell me is the Pizza guy that was at my house when I went home early one day wasn't just giving my wife extra sausage on her pizza!
Posted by: Baseball Cuck at January 19, 2022 05:08 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: ... at January 19, 2022 05:08 PM (ep0Q7)
Posted by: Fool Otto at January 19, 2022 05:08 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: Iris at January 19, 2022 05:07 PM (DibdT)
Ditto.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 19, 2022 05:08 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:07 PM (DU+/6)
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"I didn't compare them to George Wallace. I compared them to George Wallace."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 05:08 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: moviegique at January 19, 2022 05:09 PM (asXVI)
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2022 05:09 PM (PQ4Fz)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 05:09 PM (Irn0L)
We are a Constitutional Republic, you dog-faced pony solider dead brain.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:09 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 05:09 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 05:09 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: RetButch at January 19, 2022 05:09 PM (gY8Ir)
"I didn't compare them to George Wallace the racist! I compared them to George Wallace, the hilarious black comedian!"
Posted by: moviegique at January 19, 2022 05:09 PM (asXVI)
Posted by: jwest at January 19, 2022 05:09 PM (/BlEx)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 05:07 PM (LvTSG)
Of course. Their own vanity is the most important consideration.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2022 05:09 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - wondering about using horse paste or my preferred 1% liquid, read the comments at January 19, 2022 05:09 PM (/6kZi)
yeah, well, he headed that off by assuring us that 17 nobel prize winning economists say his plan is the way to go. his n-dimensional checkers stymied the press on the subject.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 19, 2022 05:10 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 19, 2022 05:10 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:10 PM (DU+/6)
Yes, a question correctly raised with respect to 99.8% of everyone who is cited here. Country is dumbed down beyond recognition.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2022 05:10 PM (OTzUX)
It's not me. It's you. I've been here. Working, man!
Come on, buncha Bull Connors.
Posted by: AlaBAMA RIP OM at January 19, 2022 05:10 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 05:10 PM (F4b8f)
Posted by: Revenant at January 19, 2022 05:10 PM (NJXJJ)
They are so effing predictable.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 19, 2022 05:10 PM (bwgSw)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:10 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Iris at January 19, 2022 05:07 PM (DibdT)
........
Ditto. I'm sure the highlight reel will be enough.
Posted by: wth - looking at Tater at January 19, 2022 05:10 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 05:10 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - wondering about using horse paste or my preferred 1% liquid, read the comments at January 19, 2022 05:10 PM (/6kZi)
But I say it just to reach you, 'Merica
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 19, 2022 05:10 PM (FVME7)
A: Yada, yada, yada, technology, transition, yada, yada, yada, leadership. Uh, is that enough BS to make a lot of people forget what your question was?
Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2022 05:10 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 05:10 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:06 PM (ufFY
More divisiveness, Gromit!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 05:08 PM (II3Gr)
I'm givin her all she's got Cap'n. If I push this country- in the condition she's in- she'll blow apart!
Posted by: Scotty, down in the engine room at January 19, 2022 05:10 PM (dNqv+)
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That's not an insurrection though.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - wondering about using horse paste or my preferred 1% liquid, read the comments at January 19, 2022 05:11 PM (/6kZi)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 05:11 PM (6RXlE)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:11 PM (ufFY8)
They are so effing predictable.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 19, 2022 05:10 PM (bwgSw)
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It's almost like they're dishonest hacks in search of unadulterated power.
I hope more people realize this.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 05:11 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 19, 2022 05:11 PM (yQpMk)
I've been assured by every economist in the world that this will lower inflation.
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 19, 2022 05:11 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 19, 2022 05:11 PM (6liew)
Posted by: President Joey Biden, Ice Cream at January 19, 2022 05:11 PM (4NvZD)
Posted by: moviegique at January 19, 2022 05:09 PM (asXVI)
You know who you are. Ace has a lot of problems with you people.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 19, 2022 05:11 PM (SH2Zi)
This oughta make the LIV Biden voters feel better.
Posted by: Emmie -- support your local Moron at January 19, 2022 05:11 PM (6RgRK)
Posted by: Redenzo at January 19, 2022 05:11 PM (E7vND)
Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at January 19, 2022 05:11 PM (TfXZW)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 05:11 PM (Irn0L)
It will be when I send all those racists to the concentration camps!
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 19, 2022 05:11 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 05:12 PM (Irn0L)
A: Afghanistan (note: I didn't hear A-stan in the question, but could have missed it) was expensive and unification wasn't going to happen. It is not susceptible to unity. So we drew down. There were problems. There was no way to get out easily, regardless of when or how we did it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:12 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:12 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: The Paolo at January 19, 2022 05:12 PM (5aWFq)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 05:12 PM (6RXlE)
Posted by: RetButch at January 19, 2022 05:12 PM (gY8Ir)
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 19, 2022 05:10 PM (bwgSw)
Hey, it worked from the from Nov 2020 til now, why the hell not?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2022 05:12 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2022 05:12 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 19, 2022 05:12 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: RetButch at January 19, 2022 05:12 PM (gY8Ir)
Yup
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 05:12 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 19, 2022 05:12 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2022 05:12 PM (AMIL/)
Evil, evil bastard!!!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 05:12 PM (ptqGC)
Laying the groundwork for "Our form of government is outdated and is too slow to keep up with the rapidly changing world. We must shift more power to the executive and use congress in more of an oversight/ advisory role"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 05:12 PM (F4b8f)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2022 05:12 PM (NpAcC)
He didn't actually have the nerve to say that did he ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 05:12 PM (TdaKq)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:06 PM (ufFY
Sundowner is probably thinking of Wallace and Grommit
Posted by: Wally at January 19, 2022 05:12 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Bruce at January 19, 2022 05:13 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Emmie -- support your local Moron at January 19, 2022 05:13 PM (6RgRK)
Posted by: Jen Psaki at January 19, 2022 05:13 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:13 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 05:13 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2022 05:13 PM (PQ4Fz)
Posted by: Auspex at January 19, 2022 05:13 PM (Xo3T0)
Posted by: Match Checksout at January 19, 2022 05:13 PM (dYe5S)
Posted by: Bete at January 19, 2022 05:13 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: The Lincoln Project at January 19, 2022 05:13 PM (4fSQf)
Belt status:
[X] Has an onion.
[ ] Lacks an onion.
Posted by: Pffft at January 19, 2022 05:13 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 05:14 PM (F4b8f)
Unreal. BOTH SIDES ARE A REGULATORY PROBLEM! This *is* on the government, dickbag.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:14 PM (DU+/6)
Did I hear correctly?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:13 PM (ufFY
Come mister tally-bahn
Tally me banana
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 05:14 PM (II3Gr)
So, if they cut Russia off SWIFT, how does the EU pay for its oil and Natural Gas?
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2022 04:38 PM (oHd/0)
Well, I understand there's this thing called Bitcoin...
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at January 19, 2022 05:14 PM (taEBS)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 05:14 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 19, 2022 05:12 PM (ESjRY)
That's my job.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 19, 2022 05:14 PM (ufFY8)
Well, Journalist, being in Afghanistan was bad and we had to leave.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 05:14 PM (x980n)
Posted by: Match Checksout at January 19, 2022 05:14 PM (dYe5S)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2022 05:14 PM (zWpOF)
Posted by: trev006 at January 19, 2022 05:14 PM (/ZugI)
Take a map of Europe without any national boundaries shown.
Point to where Ukraine is. Ask people what country that is. 99% will say "Russia".
Posted by: 18-1 at January 19, 2022 05:14 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2022 05:14 PM (PQ4Fz)
Posted by: sven at January 19, 2022 05:14 PM (Lzpvj)
most successful airlift in history!
Posted by: Jen Psaki
Fewer casualties than D Day!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 19, 2022 05:14 PM (FVME7)
Damn you, voters!
Posted by: Wally at January 19, 2022 05:15 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:15 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 05:15 PM (TdaKq)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - wondering about using horse paste or my preferred 1% liquid, read the comments at January 19, 2022 05:09 PM (/6kZi)
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Yeah about that, supposedly Trump increased his support among blacks.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 19, 2022 05:15 PM (eMEkg)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 05:15 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 05:14 PM (ptqGC)
Well 33-40% of the electorate agree with him?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 05:15 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: RetButch at January 19, 2022 05:15 PM (gY8Ir)
Take a map of Europe without any national boundaries shown.
Point to where Ukraine is. Ask people what country that is. 99% will say "Russia".
Posted by: 18-1 at January 19, 2022 05:14 PM (ESjRY)
Soon they'll be right.
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2022 05:15 PM (PQ4Fz)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2022 05:15 PM (2DdD8)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 19, 2022 05:15 PM (eMEkg)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:15 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2022 05:13 PM (PQ4Fz)
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Someone once observed that it is difficult to make a man understand something when his paycheck depends on not understanding it.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 19, 2022 05:15 PM (DnWKq)
Damn you, voters!
Posted by: Wally at January 19, 2022 05:15 PM (FJYfm)
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It's undemocratic that the voters of a particular state are holding their representatives to follow the will of those that elected them.
Really, it's undemocratic. It's very republican, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 05:15 PM (LvTSG)
And then say, "Did you guys hear that??"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 05:15 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 05:12 PM (TdaKq)
******
He implied that his hands were tied because of Trump's Afghanistan withdrawal deadline.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2022 05:15 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 19, 2022 05:15 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 19, 2022 05:15 PM (eMEkg)
The Devil
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 05:16 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 19, 2022 05:16 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:15 PM (DU+/6)
In Biden world, incompetence is not a sign of incompetence.
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2022 05:16 PM (PQ4Fz)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:16 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 05:16 PM (F4b8f)
Posted by: Dantes at January 19, 2022 05:16 PM (fVKtH)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:16 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 05:16 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: Jen Pasaki at January 19, 2022 05:16 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 05:16 PM (LvTSG)
pretty certain the russian word for sudetenland is something like yugozapadzemlya.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 19, 2022 05:16 PM (oY6Yp)
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The Red Wave is gonna be big and beautiful until the Republican'ts assume power and remind their voters they are feckless collaborating self-dealing parasitic slime merchants who are good at running their suckmotors for eight weeks before an election, insulting their voters, feigning helplessness, staying quiet while Democrats sandfuck the country, Hearing Theater... and very little else.
Posted by: ... at January 19, 2022 05:16 PM (ep0Q7)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 19, 2022 05:16 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: dartist at January 19, 2022 05:16 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 05:16 PM (6RXlE)
Posted by: trev006 at January 19, 2022 05:14 PM (/ZugI)
They will just say, even if all of europe was overrun, that it would have been worse if Trump was in power. People are fucking stupid.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2022 05:16 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 05:17 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:16 PM (DU+/6)
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No credit to Trump, right?
Democrats will never turn on the vaccine. Ever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 05:17 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Mean Tweets at January 19, 2022 05:17 PM (BOJAx)
I'm willing to sacrifice as many of your children as it takes to keep my sweet grift going. For great justice.
Posted by: Some neocon at January 19, 2022 05:17 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: RetButch at January 19, 2022 05:17 PM (gY8Ir)
My stars!
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:15 PM (ufFY
One does not simply walk into Michigan.
Posted by: Boromir at January 19, 2022 05:17 PM (SH2Zi)
Did that happen?
Why does the government have vaccine producing machines? Or did they take them from someone?
Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 05:17 PM (x980n)
Posted by: Cosda at January 19, 2022 05:17 PM (j093G)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 05:17 PM (ptqGC)
Probably celebrating because he didn't do a face plant
Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 05:17 PM (TdaKq)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 19, 2022 05:17 PM (6liew)
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He just threw us off the track by not doing anything at all for Russia for 4 years!
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 05:17 PM (XHhHI)
Frickin' loser.
Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2022 05:17 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: The Lincoln Project at January 19, 2022 05:13 PM (4fSQf)
Russia has been negotiating to keep the breakaway Republics intact, and keep Ukraine out of the EU and NATO.
Ukraine and some in DC, want Ukraine to take back the breakaway Provinces, that Russia has supported.
If Ukraine attacks those provinces, Russia will move against Ukraine, and it will now be a 'minor incursion'.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2022 05:17 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2022 05:17 PM (zWpOF)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 05:16 PM (F4b8f)
He'll be satisfied with the Sudetenland.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 19, 2022 05:18 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:18 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: t-bird at January 19, 2022 05:18 PM (CTJwJ)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 05:18 PM (6RXlE)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:18 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: The Press at January 19, 2022 05:18 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 19, 2022 05:12 PM (ESjRY)
That's my job.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke
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Easy there little girl.
Posted by: Jeffy Toobin at January 19, 2022 05:18 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 19, 2022 05:18 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2022 05:13 PM (PQ4Fz)
They understand it just fine. Everything they say and do is just running the clock while they stick it in behind the scenes.
Posted by: ... at January 19, 2022 05:18 PM (ep0Q7)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 05:18 PM (Irn0L)
They are so effing predictable.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 19, 2022 05:10 PM (bwgSw)
They call every election illegitimate that they don't win, and always have.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 19, 2022 05:18 PM (eoQWY)
' press conference'.
The ball licking Communists asking Retardo 'questions'....... truly the old Soviets are howling with envy watching this..
Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at January 19, 2022 05:18 PM (Ti3y2)
Posted by: RetButch at January 19, 2022 05:18 PM (gY8Ir)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:18 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: runner at January 19, 2022 05:18 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 05:17 PM (XHhHI)
Yeah, Killing those Russians in the Middle East? All just a trick to help his cover!
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2022 05:18 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Dem Congresscritters at January 19, 2022 05:18 PM (wmDcS)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:18 PM (DU+/6)
Great story, puddin-brain Joe. Glad you told it.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 05:19 PM (x980n)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2022 05:19 PM (AsEYt)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:18 PM (DU+/6)
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If you had told me that you would slow the rate of job growth and explode the number of people who just stopped looking for work, I would have believed you, Joe.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 05:19 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 05:16 PM (F4b8f)
I know some good websites.
Posted by: ... at January 19, 2022 05:19 PM (ep0Q7)
_Was_.
They spent the last thirty-eight years fighting us, the last fifteen successfully destroying us, and turning the Western World into something that has to shovel money at Putin to stay alive. But now that the invasion/calculus exam is going to start tomorrow morning, they're going to start doing the fifteen years of homework they haven't been doing tonight?
These farging bastidges need to suffer greatly for the way they've pretended to care.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at January 19, 2022 05:19 PM (taEBS)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 05:19 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: Faromir at January 19, 2022 05:19 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: Some neocon at January 19, 2022 05:17 PM (ESjRY)
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Make your time.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 19, 2022 05:19 PM (DnWKq)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2022 05:19 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 19, 2022 05:12 PM (ESjRY)
That's my job.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 19, 2022 05:19 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 05:19 PM (Irn0L)
Moor Joe Town Halls, please!!
Posted by: Fool Otto at January 19, 2022 05:19 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2022 05:19 PM (2DdD8)
Posted by: Boromir at January 19, 2022 05:17 PM (SH2Zi)
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Not without an earflap hat!
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 05:19 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 19, 2022 05:19 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2022 05:14 PM (PQ4Fz)
Exactly. But I don't think he's going to find any takers. Joe is (literally) a lame duck and I don't even think Romney or Murkow would take the bait.
Besides, Sinema and Manchin give them cover NOT to go along with Joe.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 19, 2022 05:19 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:19 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 19, 2022 05:19 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2022 05:19 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 19, 2022 05:19 PM (9Afsw)
Posted by: pahound at January 19, 2022 05:19 PM (8LygD)
Posted by: Oldcat at January 19, 2022 05:18 PM (eoQWY)
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It should just be noted that they are doing this 10 months out.
This is a level of fucked that they can see from space.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 05:19 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 19, 2022 05:19 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:12 PM (DU+/6)
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And, along the way we released over 1/3 million fully automatic assault rifles into the black market. Which of course is why we should disarm Americans.
Follow the logic, damn you!!! I'm trying to unify here!!
Posted by: jc at January 19, 2022 05:20 PM (N1WXz)
Posted by: Angry Old Man Shaking His Fist at The Sky at January 19, 2022 05:20 PM (RsS0g)
183 Jack Posobiec has this from White House staffer - State Dept official lines and back-channels with Ukraine completely flooded, what a f**ing mess.
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 19, 2022 05:19 PM (xPl2J
Come on! It's just the tip.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 19, 2022 05:20 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2022 05:20 PM (zWpOF)
Posted by: Some Rat at January 19, 2022 05:20 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 05:19 PM (Irn0L)
No, a year
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 19, 2022 05:20 PM (xPl2J)
pretty certain you misspelled "lovenauseum".
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 19, 2022 05:20 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 05:20 PM (x980n)
' press conference'.
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Never interrupt your enemy when they're making a mistake.
Posted by: ... at January 19, 2022 05:20 PM (ep0Q7)
Posted by: Emmie -- support your local Moron at January 19, 2022 05:20 PM (6RgRK)
Posted by: Auspex at January 19, 2022 05:13 PM (Xo3T0)
Well, two out of three ain't bad....
Posted by: GWB at January 19, 2022 05:20 PM (A2G/3)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2022 05:20 PM (2DdD8)
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 19, 2022 05:19 PM (xPl2J)
I like Jack and follow him on Twitter. But he is a drama queen who is not above hyping BS.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 19, 2022 05:20 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: azjaeger at January 19, 2022 05:20 PM (JKIfY)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 19, 2022 05:18 PM (4fSQf)
You make me so wet.
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 19, 2022 05:20 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:20 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Match Checksout at January 19, 2022 05:13 PM (dYe5S)
They already tried to start a war there when Biden took office. The Ukes moved into the disputed area, and the US and Britain (ha) were moving ships into the Black Sea to back them up. But the Russians moved too quickly and we moved too slowly and the Turks refused to let warships pass. The Ukes are still sitting there in the disputed area to this day.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 19, 2022 05:21 PM (eoQWY)
Call me a Racist, but I'd much rather have refugee Ukrainian Christians come to America, that Afghan Islamists.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2022 05:21 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Dem Congresscritters at January 19, 2022 05:18 PM (wmDcS)
For the price of just one lap dance, you, too, can sponsor your very own big-tittied Ukrainian hottie.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 19, 2022 05:21 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 05:21 PM (6RXlE)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - wondering about using horse paste or my preferred 1% liquid, read the comments at January 19, 2022 05:21 PM (/6kZi)
2 bring academicians in to work on problems
3 get involved with mid term elections
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2022 05:21 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 19, 2022 05:21 PM (bwgSw)
Posted by: jwest at January 19, 2022 05:21 PM (/BlEx)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2022 05:21 PM (AsEYt)
They understand it just fine. Everything they say and do is just running the clock while they stick it in behind the scenes.
Yep. Imagine someone that has broken into a bank vault, shoveling money into a bag, and when the police show up, he explains to them this is NOT stealing, and all economists agree this is the only way to stop people from stealing money. And the cops stepping back and having an argument as to how they'll persuade the bank robber that he's not right.
There is no difference between what President Biden is doing and embezzlement...and it should be treated as such.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 19, 2022 05:21 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 05:21 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: Dem Congresscritters at January 19, 2022 05:21 PM (wmDcS)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 05:21 PM (6RXlE)
Probably told what he could ask
Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 05:21 PM (TdaKq)
Posted by: Dem Congresscritters at January 19, 2022 05:18 PM (wmDcS)
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Ukrainian mail-order brides? Already been done. I remember a friend of mine who got a paper catalog back in the late 1990s.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 19, 2022 05:21 PM (llXky)
A: I'm not. What does that mean? We're talking about COVID and infrastructure and things that reduce the burden on working-class people. I don't see how that's moving to the left. You guys tried to convince me I'm Bernie Sanders. I'm not. I'm not a socialist. I'm a mainstream Democrat. 48 of the 50 Democrats supported me on virtually everything I've asked.
Again, a campaign writer couldn't ever hope to get a better sound bite.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:21 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 19, 2022 05:22 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 05:21 PM (6RXlE)
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He would rather be called on.
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 05:22 PM (XHhHI)
damp squib, but he might have had to get his question pre-cleared by Jen Psaki. they do that.
Posted by: ace at January 19, 2022 05:22 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 19, 2022 05:19 PM (xPl2J)
I like Jack and follow him on Twitter. But he is a drama queen who is not above hyping BS.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 19, 2022 05:20 PM (mR6Gs)
Seems unlikely, we have been telling the Ukrainians they are betrayed for months and months now, and nothing Biden said could be a shock.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 19, 2022 05:22 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2022 05:22 PM (zWpOF)
pretty certain you misspelled "lovenauseum".
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 19, 2022 05:20 PM (oY6Yp)
Better than the other guy's Sodonaseum.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2022 05:22 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 05:21 PM (6RXlE)
He's not that great. Better than the beginning of the year, but still not great.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2022 05:22 PM (2DdD8)
******
A girl I dated in college told me basically the same thing.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 19, 2022 05:22 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:22 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:22 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 05:22 PM (6RXlE)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 05:22 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (9Afsw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (ptqGC)
For the price of just one lap dance, you, too, can sponsor your very own big-tittied Ukrainian hottie.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 19, 2022 05:21 PM (SH2Zi)
*Plays Sarah McLachlan*
https://youtu.be/9TCP6DkO-F0
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (wmDcS)
The USPS delivers 173 million pieces of 1st class mail each and every day.
1% is 1,730,000 pieces that don't get delivered.
I really hate how mathematically ignorant this country is.
Posted by: Well at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (/V0Q7)
Posted by: Angry Old Man Shaking His Fist at The Sky at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (RsS0g)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (6liew)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Dem Congresscritters at January 19, 2022 05:21 PM (wmDcS)
The Baltic bathtub is nowhere near the Ukraine.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (eoQWY)
Again, a campaign writer couldn't ever hope to get a better sound bite.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:21 PM (DU+/6)
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"Fuck you, Joe."
-Mark Kelly
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (AsEYt)
Posted by: Dem Congresscritters at January 19, 2022 05:21 PM (wmDcS)
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Carriers can't get into the Baltic. Denmark built bridges to Sweden that don't give them enough clearance.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (llXky)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2022 05:20 PM (zWpOF)
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If it was, is that the best question he can come up?
Posted by: Turn Two at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (CoAjq)
Posted by: ace at January 19, 2022 05:22 PM (0G13K)
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It was. Biden's answer is campaign fodder, though. That was a terrible answer that will hurt Democrats.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: ace at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (0G13K)
Larf.
Posted by: bonhomme
When you're told that 8hrs a day, you believe.
Posted by: Some Rat at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: pahound at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (8LygD)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (DU+/6)
Like the tech bros say: FAIL FASTER
Posted by: Hands at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (x980n)
look fat! read what i said
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (2DdD8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (ptqGC)
Paging Psaki for cleanup on Aisle Doofus!
Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2022 05:24 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at January 19, 2022 05:24 PM (/4P8i)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 05:24 PM (6RXlE)
Posted by: Willy Wonka at January 19, 2022 05:24 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2022 05:21 PM (oHd/0)
Hell yeah
Posted by: JoeF. at January 19, 2022 05:24 PM (mR6Gs)
**
Push up challenge!!! Do the push up challenge!!!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - wondering about using horse paste or my preferred 1% liquid, read the comments at January 19, 2022 05:24 PM (/6kZi)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (x980n)
But he got the angry Joe
Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 05:24 PM (TdaKq)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:24 PM (ufFY8)
The USPS delivers 173 million pieces of 1st class mail each and every day.
1% is 1,730,000 pieces that don't get delivered.
I really hate how mathematically ignorant this country is.
Posted by: Well at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (/V0Q7)
And almost all of that delivered stuff is junk shit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2022 05:24 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Theodore at January 19, 2022 05:24 PM (GJnvT)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2022 05:24 PM (zWpOF)
Posted by: Turn Two at January 19, 2022 05:25 PM (CoAjq)
https://tinyurl.com/mr375ppk
Posted by: dartist at January 19, 2022 05:25 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 19, 2022 05:25 PM (04JfY)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 19, 2022 05:25 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:25 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Super weak.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 19, 2022 05:22 PM
Got a $20 that says that was all he was allowed to ask or his access would have been cut off.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 19, 2022 05:25 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:25 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2022 05:25 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (6liew)
Hasan Piker and Amouranth.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2022 05:25 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - wondering about using horse paste or my preferred 1% liquid, read the comments at January 19, 2022 05:25 PM (/6kZi)
I'm watching racing (Tulsa Chili Bowl). If you're into small, quick, open wheel cars flying around an indoor 1/5 of a mile track, you'll be entertained too.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 19, 2022 05:25 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 05:25 PM (6RXlE)
https://youtu.be/9TCP6DkO-F0
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (wmDcS)
Dirty girl...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2022 05:25 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: BigBigLove at January 19, 2022 05:25 PM (2/DW0)
That's because we don't get any of the graft, it's not how we set our families up for life.
Posted by: t-bird at January 19, 2022 05:25 PM (pbStR)
You're welcome.
Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at January 19, 2022 05:25 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: pahound at January 19, 2022 05:25 PM (8LygD)
Posted by: Stellastwocents at January 19, 2022 05:25 PM (cRbt7)
Posted by: ... at January 19, 2022 05:25 PM (ep0Q7)
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2022 05:25 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:25 PM (ufFY
He thinks he's hitting it out of the park
Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 05:25 PM (TdaKq)
Posted by: Jen Psaki at January 19, 2022 05:25 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Wally at January 19, 2022 05:25 PM (FJYfm)
Hmm, the 2020 election didn't have those reforms.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 05:26 PM (x980n)
Posted by: RetButch at January 19, 2022 05:26 PM (gY8Ir)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2022 05:26 PM (AsEYt)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2022 05:26 PM (2DdD8)
Posted by: Dem Congresscritters at January 19, 2022 05:18 PM (wmDcS)
The Big Guy gets 10%
Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2022 05:26 PM (6eRlp)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 19, 2022 05:26 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 19, 2022 05:22 PM (m45I2)
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Metaphor?
Posted by: moviegique at January 19, 2022 05:26 PM (asXVI)
Posted by: Regular joe at January 19, 2022 05:26 PM (njVMJ)
' press conference'.
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Never interrupt your enemy when they're making a mistake.
Posted by: ... at January 19, 2022 05:20 PM (ep0Q7)
If there's ever a time you score more on a thoroughly beaten man this is it.
We don't want only victory.
We want victims.
And Trump is finally in the mood to kil( figuratively) those who are destroying his beloved USA.
Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at January 19, 2022 05:26 PM (Zm0VD)
He's on their team. But not allowed to shower with the "big boys" yet.
Soon.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 19, 2022 05:26 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 05:25 PM (TdaKq)
Yes, he does.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:26 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 05:26 PM (F4b8f)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2022 05:25 PM (Dc2NZ)
Didn't Jack Lalaine have a heart attack and die while exercising? Or am I mixing him up with Jim Fix?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2022 05:26 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 05:26 PM (6RXlE)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 19, 2022 05:26 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:26 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Angry Old Man Shaking His Fist at The Sky at January 19, 2022 05:26 PM (RsS0g)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 05:26 PM (x980n)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (llXky)
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I can see it at the Oresund and the Little Belt, but the Great Belt?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 19, 2022 05:27 PM (DnWKq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 05:27 PM (ptqGC)
But 50 Republicans voting for what their constituents want is?
Posted by: Well at January 19, 2022 05:27 PM (/V0Q7)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - wondering about using horse paste or my preferred 1% liquid, read the comments at January 19, 2022 05:27 PM (/6kZi)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2022 05:25 PM (Dc2NZ)
"uh...on second thought, twenty minutes."
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2022 05:27 PM (2DdD8)
Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 19, 2022 05:27 PM (9Afsw)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2022 05:27 PM (2DdD8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2022 05:26 PM (dNqv+)
Fixx
LaLaine died in bed in his '90's
Posted by: JoeF. at January 19, 2022 05:27 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2022 05:27 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 19, 2022 05:27 PM (6liew)
Posted by: Turn Two at January 19, 2022 05:25 PM (CoAjq)
Send in the prepubescent children.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 19, 2022 05:27 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2022 05:27 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2022 05:27 PM (AsEYt)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:27 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Dem Congresscritters
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Then china invades Taiwan. This is going to be a huge screwing of the pooch.... but it will be Trump's fault.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 19, 2022 05:27 PM (iDcra)
perhaps. but euell gibbons died of natural causes.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 19, 2022 05:27 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 05:28 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2022 05:21 PM (2JoB
It.Moved.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 19, 2022 05:28 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 19, 2022 05:28 PM (9Afsw)
A: I have no idea. Next question.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:28 PM (DU+/6)
Has an artery burst and filled his eyeball yet? Then he's merely annoyed.
Posted by: t-bird at January 19, 2022 05:28 PM (l0Lgi)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2022 05:28 PM (AsEYt)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:28 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 05:28 PM (F4b8f)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 19, 2022 05:28 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 05:28 PM (6RXlE)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 05:28 PM (ptqGC)
pretty certain you misspelled "lovenauseum".
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 19, 2022 05:20 PM (oY6Yp)
Better than the other guy's Sodonaseum.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2022 05:22 PM (dNqv+)
Luvliner...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 19, 2022 05:28 PM (ZSK0i)
A: We have to.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:28 PM (DU+/6)
"I have no idea"
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 19, 2022 05:28 PM (RsS0g)
Seriously, doesn't even make the list.
Since when have we supposed to care about Ukraine? Only since the people who have been laundering aid money through it (Soros, McCain, Biden) decided they could use it to #GetTrump.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2022 05:28 PM (URNdm)
What?!?! No it's PERFECT!
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 19, 2022 05:28 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - wondering about using horse paste or my preferred 1% liquid, read the comments at January 19, 2022 05:28 PM (/6kZi)
Posted by: Pwesident Biden at January 19, 2022 05:29 PM (5aWFq)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 19, 2022 05:22 PM (m45I2)
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Metaphor?
Posted by: moviegique at January 19, 2022 05:26 PM (asXVI)
Met a four? Naw, she was at least a 6!
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2022 05:29 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Gandhi at January 19, 2022 05:29 PM (AWaLo)
perhaps. but euell gibbons died of natural causes.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 19, 2022 05:27 PM (v3pYe)
Yes. Grape Nuts in the bloodstream would tend to cause death.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2022 05:29 PM (2DdD8)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 05:29 PM (6RXlE)
Posted by: Stellastwocents at January 19, 2022 05:29 PM (cRbt7)
Uh, I appreciate the shout out, but the part you've quoted is entirely Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at comment 875.
I was responding by pointing out how this demonstrates the Democrats' unfamiliarity with the idea of representative government.
Posted by: Methos at January 19, 2022 05:29 PM (kOpft)
He might be even further gone than I thought.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2022 05:29 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: runner at January 19, 2022 05:29 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 19, 2022 05:27 PM (DnWKq)
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The carriers are very very tall. That's the issue.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 19, 2022 05:29 PM (llXky)
Reporter throws the question back at him.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 05:29 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2022 05:29 PM (AsEYt)
A: I have no idea. Next question.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:28 PM (DU+/6)
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That's actually a competent dodge.
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 05:29 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 19, 2022 05:22 PM (m45I2)
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Metaphor?
Posted by: moviegique at January 19, 2022 05:26 PM (asXVI)
Sounds RISKy.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 19, 2022 05:29 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:29 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 19, 2022 05:29 PM (IJES/)
Lol. Jk. Dem reforms can pass the day before and still apply.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 05:29 PM (F4b8f)
The WH, trying to look tough, tries to push a Carrier into the Baltic, only to end up with a lot of dead sailors and a humiliating withdrawal.
Posted by: Dem Congresscritters at January 19, 2022 05:21 PM (wmDcS)
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Carriers can't get into the Baltic. Denmark built bridges to Sweden that don't give them enough clearance.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (llXky)
He meant the Black Sea. But we couldn't get carriers in there either. There's a treaty governing passage through the Bosporus which bans passage of aircraft carriers above a certain displacement (I think it's 10K tons). Not that the Turks would let us through anyway.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2022 05:29 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 19, 2022 05:29 PM (9Afsw)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 19, 2022 05:30 PM (6liew)
No I won't
Posted by: Lars Pilsen at January 19, 2022 05:30 PM (zySUW)
Jim Fixx, the guy who started the whole jogging fitness health craze, died of a heart attack while jogging.
Posted by: t-bird at January 19, 2022 05:30 PM (l0Lgi)
"Can you think of ANY other President that have done more in one year."
More damage ? No
Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 05:30 PM (TdaKq)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 05:28 PM (F4b8f)
Let's not be too hasty. We'll reevaluate in a month.
Posted by: Wally at January 19, 2022 05:30 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 19, 2022 05:28 PM (OssQ4)
I was shocked at the question, and even moreso at the answer.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2022 05:30 PM (2DdD8)
Posted by: REDACTED at January 19, 2022 05:30 PM (us2H3)
Amazing. It's a genuine concern and Biden gave it no time.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 05:30 PM (x980n)
Joetato has destroyed this country more than any other President did in a single year.
That has to count for SOMETHING!
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 19, 2022 05:30 PM (j9HX3)
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That was part of what I loved and admired about his presidency. He would answer any question, any time, because he believed what he was talking about.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - wondering about using horse paste or my preferred 1% liquid, read the comments at January 19, 2022 05:30 PM (/6kZi)
highest inflation ever
worst supply shortage ever
more covid deaths than ever
Chicoms and Ruskies on the march
Yada Yada Yada
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 05:30 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: Things JFK Said at January 19, 2022 05:31 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Stellastwocents at January 19, 2022 05:31 PM (cRbt7)
Teed up and knocked over the CF wall
Posted by: ... at January 19, 2022 05:31 PM (ep0Q7)
>>Rosen went there. Impressive.
The question before Rosen's questions was good as well, he asked about conflicts of interest between The Meat Puppet, Xi and Hunter.
He blew it off, but it was asked and at least made the meat puppet uncomfortable.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 05:31 PM (6RXlE)
Posted by: BigBigLove
Crystal Meth will interfere with his nap. How about heroin? Captain Jack will take him to his 'special island'.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 19, 2022 05:31 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 05:31 PM (F4b8f)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 05:31 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 19, 2022 05:29 PM (llXky)
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I get that. I hadn't realized that they'd bridged the Great Belt. It's quite wide.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 19, 2022 05:31 PM (DnWKq)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 19, 2022 05:31 PM (6liew)
Posted by: dantesed at January 19, 2022 05:32 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2022 05:32 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: moviegique at January 19, 2022 05:32 PM (asXVI)
Posobiec, who has good sources, says that the State Department is in chaos right now - Biden apparently heard in a briefing that the US would tolerate a "minor incursion", but wasn't supposed to repeat that publicly.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 19, 2022 05:32 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 19, 2022 05:32 PM (Ez6QX)
Gah, is he doing this from that fake stage at the old executive building?!?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2022 05:32 PM (URNdm)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 19, 2022 05:32 PM (bVYXr)
A: When we kill the 54% that disagree with communism it will be unified.
Posted by: Joe Brandon at January 19, 2022 05:32 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: runner at January 19, 2022 05:32 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 05:32 PM (x980n)
He might be even further gone than I thought.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2022 05:29 PM (ZLI7S)
As I often caution with the Left, what they say and what they think only very rarely match.
Posted by: ... at January 19, 2022 05:32 PM (ep0Q7)
this right here is why we need to build new aircraft carrying airships. bring back the akron and the macon!
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 19, 2022 05:33 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 05:31 PM (F4b8f)
When W was president, I was on the edge of my seat listening to him answer questions. I'd never know when he'd flub an answer. I never, ever had those concerns with Trump. Never.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2022 05:33 PM (2DdD8)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 19, 2022 05:33 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:33 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Some Rat at January 19, 2022 05:33 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:29 PM (ufFY
With the qualifier of "...to fuck up America", then no.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at January 19, 2022 05:33 PM (XKgKh)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 05:31 PM (F4b8f)
Or having two scoops of ice cream.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 19, 2022 05:33 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: George Costanza at January 19, 2022 05:33 PM (/4P8i)
Posted by: dartist at January 19, 2022 05:33 PM (+ya+t)
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The moment the brain drugs wore off; you could say the Press got into his kimono and discovered the real Brandon.
Posted by: LostInSpace at January 19, 2022 05:33 PM (ESLBo)
But he's physically stable. He's not slurring as much as he usually does. He's not bobbing and weaving a lot. His balance is good. His words are clear as compared to his usual performance. His prep has clearly been good, and I suspect his drug regimen has been tweaked pretty dramatically.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:34 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 05:34 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: dantesed at January 19, 2022 05:32 PM (88xKn)
Not really, crazy stand in on a bad nazi star trek episode is still ranting at the sycophantic press corps.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2022 05:34 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2022 05:34 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Don Lemonade at January 19, 2022 05:34 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: REDACTED at January 19, 2022 05:34 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 19, 2022 05:31 PM (DnWKq)
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Yep, you can drive from Hamburg to Oslo.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 19, 2022 05:34 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 19, 2022 05:29 PM (9Afsw)
The People's Liberation Army could invade and control 90 percent of the US, and Joe would continue to claim he's a terrific President because of some best-ever stats from his first year in office.
Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2022 05:34 PM (AMIL/)
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This sounds plausible to me. Certainly, tolerating a minor incursion isn't our stated policy.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 19, 2022 05:34 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:34 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: RetButch at January 19, 2022 05:34 PM (gY8Ir)
Posted by: Paulo at January 19, 2022 05:35 PM (z9npv)
Posted by: Muldoon
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Metaphor?
Posted by: moviegique
******
Yeah. I met 'er a couple years aphor we started dating. Why do you ask?
Posted by: Muldoon at January 19, 2022 05:35 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:34 PM (DU+/6)
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These are the lowest possible standards. They can still prop Joe Biden up on a horse (for now). That doesn't make him fit to lead.
Posted by: Revenant at January 19, 2022 05:35 PM (NJXJJ)
So, he's just the old Idiotic Plagiarizing Biden who is always wrong on the issues, vice the old idiotic plagiarizing Biden who is both weak, and wrong on all the issues.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2022 05:35 PM (oHd/0)
"I am Cornholio!" Have we gotten that pose yet?
Posted by: t-bird at January 19, 2022 05:35 PM (ELgVT)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 19, 2022 05:32 PM (I2/tG)
Of course he wasn't, only a fucking moron would publicly tell your enemy 'Go right ahead, Vlad- we'll roll over and show our ass as long as you only put just the tip in!'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2022 05:35 PM (dNqv+)
The key is whether he takes the rest of the week off after this.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 19, 2022 05:36 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Regular joe at January 19, 2022 05:26 PM (njVMJ)
Not everything, Precious metals up big.
Posted by: Clutch at January 19, 2022 05:36 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 19, 2022 05:32 PM (I2/tG)
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Oh shit. I can believe that, and I wish I couldn't If this is the case, that's a catastrophic fuck-up so huge that it's almost unthinkable. That's the kind of strategic information leakage and fuck-up that causes or escalates wars. Real wars. Shooting wars.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:36 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 19, 2022 05:36 PM (9Afsw)
Posted by: Hands at January 19, 2022 05:36 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 19, 2022 05:36 PM (6liew)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 19, 2022 05:36 PM (lth0+)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2022 05:36 PM (AsEYt)
"Can you think of ANY other President that have done more in one year."
OMG I'm dying here.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:29 PM (ufFY
President I Did That said that?
Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2022 05:36 PM (6eRlp)
Posted by: Revenant at January 19, 2022 05:35 PM (NJXJJ)
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Of course. I don't mean to imply that Biden is good, just that he is doing well for him. It's a low bar.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:36 PM (DU+/6)
Wow, that's a interesting insight into the man. Do you think any successful politician really ignores the polls? Does he believe no polls ever? Does he only disbelieve the polls when they reflect poorly on him?
Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 05:36 PM (x980n)
Posted by: t-bird at January 19, 2022 05:36 PM (ELgVT)
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2022 05:36 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 05:36 PM (x980n)
72 Sad part is, his polls will get a boost. Some people just need to hear directly from him that it's still all Trump's fault and they'll get right back on lunchbucket Joe's bandwagon.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 19, 2022 05:36 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:37 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 05:37 PM (6RXlE)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:37 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2022 05:37 PM (CYnTg)
Are you saying this country has the virus under control?
Posted by: RetButch at January 19, 2022 05:34 PM
Give it another two weeks of being out of control and it will be under control. The math in a R=5 scenario is pretty solid.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 19, 2022 05:37 PM (dQvv7)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2022 05:34 PM (ZLI7S)
/sings
I want to Vax the whole world
With perfect harmony....
I want to hold them in my arms...
and smell their hair sweetllllllyyyy
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2022 05:37 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: dantesed at January 19, 2022 05:37 PM (88xKn)
Reboot. Load executive!
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 19, 2022 05:36 PM (6liew)
Paper Jam!
Posted by: Copier at January 19, 2022 05:37 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2022 05:38 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:38 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 05:38 PM (x980n)
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Lizzy, just curious and none of my business: are you the Ghost Gunner Lizzy up top who replied to Baseball Cuck's tweet?
Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 19, 2022 05:38 PM (XnWbE)
Posted by: Revenant
Well, I am sure that Caligula's horse had a tough bar to beat when being appointed to the Roman Senate--after all, he had to vote Neigh in the Senate, had to have a good physical presence, etc., etc.
Posted by: whig at January 19, 2022 05:38 PM (dCGWj)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 19, 2022 05:38 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 19, 2022 05:35 PM (m45I2)
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Just sayin', if a girl told me that a "minor incursion" would be "no big deal"...
Posted by: moviegique at January 19, 2022 05:38 PM (asXVI)
Posted by: Ktgreat at January 19, 2022 05:39 PM (AD3JT)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 05:37 PM (6RXlE)
He's no Jorge Ramos, that's for sure. An improvement.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2022 05:39 PM (2DdD8)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 19, 2022 05:27 PM (6liew)
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Is the pope going to get to ask a question?
Posted by: jc at January 19, 2022 05:39 PM (N1WXz)
A: When we kill the 54% that disagree with communism it will be unified.
**
I'm not saying this lightly:
I love that people don't recognize - in large part because they were never taught by the real heroes, the teachers - that the 54% is a constant.
Jail and kill them, and they have to be replaced. And they will be. There will be another half of the population that has to be the enemy. That's how it works.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - wondering about using horse paste or my preferred 1% liquid, read the comments at January 19, 2022 05:39 PM (/6kZi)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 19, 2022 05:39 PM (6liew)
Reboot. Load executive!
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 19, 2022 05:36 PM (6liew)
Paper Jam!
Posted by: Copier at January 19, 2022 05:37 PM (dNqv+)
PC Load Letter?!? What the f*ck does that mean?
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2022 05:39 PM (PQ4Fz)
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Yep. Yuge mistake. The media will ignore it.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 19, 2022 05:39 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 19, 2022 05:39 PM (bVYXr)
Please, please tell me he'll start coming out in blackface with Dr Jill in a wookie costume. And claiming that his daughter Sasha died in the war.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2022 05:39 PM (4odx6)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2022 05:39 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: DaveA at January 19, 2022 05:39 PM (FhXTo)
Nope, I'm not on twitter. But I like the cut of her jib, as ace has posted her snark before.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2022 05:39 PM (URNdm)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 19, 2022 05:39 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 19, 2022 05:40 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: pahound at January 19, 2022 05:40 PM (8LygD)
Posted by: Hands at January 19, 2022 05:36 PM
I don't. Let her eat that shit sandwich!
Posted by: She Hobbit at January 19, 2022 05:40 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2022 05:40 PM (6eRlp)
Biden looks bad. During the campaign, when he was challenging strangers to pushup contests and doing sternum-pokes in crowds while nervous aides bit their lips, you could make the argument he was merely in steep mental decline, which was okay. Against Trump the standard of "technically alive" worked for a lot of voters. Biden now looks like a man deep into the peeing-on-houseplants stage, and every appearance is an adventure.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 19, 2022 05:40 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Resident Biden at January 19, 2022 05:40 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 19, 2022 05:40 PM (IJES/)
Load the Paper Cartridge with letter sized (A4) paper.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 05:40 PM (x980n)
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I know nothing about that kind of thing.
Posted by: April Glaspie at January 19, 2022 05:40 PM (DnWKq)
Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2022 05:40 PM (AMIL/)
The hook will come out in the next month. Bank it.
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 19, 2022 05:40 PM (GYllL)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 05:41 PM (x980n)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2022 05:41 PM (AsEYt)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2022 05:41 PM (zWpOF)
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2022 05:39 PM (PQ4Fz)
It is a printer error message. Means "Out of Paper in the Letter sized paper tray"
Posted by: Oldcat at January 19, 2022 05:41 PM (eoQWY)
Those Vaccine-Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndromes don't just acquire themselves, you know! Oh, they'll sell a lot of drugs fighting those.
Posted by: t-bird at January 19, 2022 05:41 PM (AytXr)
Posted by: acethepug at January 19, 2022 05:41 PM (pgqW6)
Joe has ALWAYS done this. When he said of Obama, "We finally have a clean, articulate NEGRO..."---that was something he heard in a meeting
Same thing with "Best fraud machine..."
Posted by: JoeF. at January 19, 2022 05:41 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 19, 2022 05:41 PM (yQpMk)
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I'm excited to see his numbers come tax time when people who have been getting all of the free money realize that it was a loan / paycheck advance against their own taxes. That's going to be hilarious.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - wondering about using horse paste or my preferred 1% liquid, read the comments at January 19, 2022 05:41 PM (/6kZi)
Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 19, 2022 05:41 PM (9Afsw)
Load the Paper Cartridge with letter sized (A4) paper.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 05:40 PM (x980n)
Don't mention PC Load Letter again.
Posted by: Michael Bolton at January 19, 2022 05:41 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - wondering about using horse paste or my preferred 1% liquid, read the comments at January 19, 2022 05:39 PM (/6kZi)
This. Once you start murdering your opposition, even under the auspices of protection of the state, you continuously keep finding and generating more. This has happened over and over and over again.
It is a KEY, DEFINING characteristic of Communism.
Posted by: Copier at January 19, 2022 05:41 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Lars Pilsen at January 19, 2022 05:41 PM (zySUW)
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2022 05:41 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 19, 2022 05:32 PM
Finally! I'm no longer the worst mis-speaking diplomat!
Posted by: April Glaspie at January 19, 2022 05:42 PM (EughT)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2022 05:42 PM (zWpOF)
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2022 05:39 PM (PQ4Fz)
It is a printer error message. Means "Out of Paper in the Letter sized paper tray"
Posted by: Oldcat at January 19, 2022 05:41 PM (eoQWY)
And here I thought everyone had seen "Office Space."
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2022 05:42 PM (PQ4Fz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2022 05:42 PM (dNqv+)
I believe this is a matter of missing punctuation. It should read:
Name any other President. He has achieved more in his first year than Joe.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 19, 2022 05:42 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: acethepug at January 19, 2022 05:42 PM (pgqW6)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 05:42 PM (x980n)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 05:40 PM (x980n)
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Letter != A4. A4 is a slightly different size, and is a bit narrower and longer (in portrait orientation).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:42 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: RetButch at January 19, 2022 05:42 PM (gY8Ir)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 19, 2022 05:32 PM (I2/tG)
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Oh shit. I can believe that, and I wish I couldn't If this is the case, that's a catastrophic fuck-up so huge that it's almost unthinkable. That's the kind of strategic information leakage and fuck-up that causes or escalates wars. Real wars. Shooting wars.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:36 PM (DU+/6)
Could we spend a little time examining the idea that the alleged President of the United States "overheard" the policy rather than set it?
Posted by: Methos at January 19, 2022 05:42 PM (kOpft)
The military disasters the Shitpants Administration is arranging with Russia and China will dwarf the Afghanistan disaster. There was no need for any of this, no national interest in play, other than the national interest of not flushing any more of our standing and credibility down the toilet.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 19, 2022 05:42 PM (BK2mM)
A. Taibbi nails it
B. Own this trainwreck, voters who were OK with "technically alive" -- OWN ALL OF THIS DUMPSTER FIRE
Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2022 05:43 PM (URNdm)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 19, 2022 05:40 PM (I2/tG)
Yeah, well, "Through the Looking Glass" is all fun and games until the Red Queen hollers, "Off with her head" and this time, Alice doesn't escape.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 19, 2022 05:43 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2022 05:43 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: President Trump... at January 19, 2022 05:43 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 19, 2022 05:43 PM (9Afsw)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 05:43 PM (6RXlE)
Posted by: four seasons at January 19, 2022 05:43 PM (PisyI)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 19, 2022 05:43 PM (DnWKq)
Posted by: Mean Tweets at January 19, 2022 05:43 PM (BOJAx)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - wondering about using horse paste or my preferred 1% liquid, read the comments at January 19, 2022 05:41 PM (/6kZi)
They'll just change it to be an advance against 2025's taxes instead of 2021
Posted by: Chuck C at January 19, 2022 05:43 PM (EughT)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 19, 2022 05:41 PM (yQpMk)
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Why would you want to?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 19, 2022 05:43 PM (llXky)
**
We'll pull out of Ukraine in 24 hours and celebrate only getting a dozen or so of our kids blown up.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - wondering about using horse paste or my preferred 1% liquid, read the comments at January 19, 2022 05:43 PM (/6kZi)
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2022 05:42 PM (PQ4Fz)
Apparently not...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 19, 2022 05:43 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 05:43 PM (x980n)
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2022 05:42 PM (PQ4Fz)
I got it, if it makes you feel any better.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 19, 2022 05:43 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Methos at January 19, 2022 05:42 PM (kOpft)
--
He was focused on eating his ice cream during the briefing. There's a standing order that no comment by Joe on the policy means he agrees.
Posted by: Revenant at January 19, 2022 05:43 PM (NJXJJ)
Posted by: LostInSpace at January 19, 2022 05:43 PM (ESLBo)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 19, 2022 05:44 PM (IJES/)
ah. reminds me. it's been a while since i watched the president's analyst. fine film.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 19, 2022 05:44 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2022 05:44 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: dantesed at January 19, 2022 05:44 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 19, 2022 05:44 PM (6liew)
He has done this many times in this shit show, and it is an open invitation to be attacked on his policies and his tone. Don't get me wrong, I would like him to keep doing it - but for his own good he really needs to stop.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:44 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Joe Brandon at January 19, 2022 05:44 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2022 05:42 PM (PQ4Fz)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2022 05:44 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Theodore at January 19, 2022 05:44 PM (GJnvT)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:44 PM (ufFY8)
I'm excited to see his numbers come tax time when people who have been getting all of the free money realize that it was a loan / paycheck advance against their own taxes. That's going to be hilarious.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
That will be at teh end of this month up through February. Refunders get their taxes done early.
Posted by: whig at January 19, 2022 05:44 PM (dCGWj)
Posted by: dartist at January 19, 2022 05:44 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2022 05:43 PM (URNdm)
They NEVER will. They'll just move on to Kamala, or Hillary or whoever.
No shame at all
Posted by: JoeF. at January 19, 2022 05:44 PM (mR6Gs)
Press: OK!
Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 19, 2022 05:44 PM (9Afsw)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - wondering about using horse paste or my preferred 1% liquid, read the comments at January 19, 2022 05:44 PM (/6kZi)
Biden looks bad. During the campaign, when he was challenging strangers to pushup contests and doing sternum-pokes in crowds while nervous aides bit their lips, you could make the argument he was merely in steep mental decline, which was okay. Against Trump the standard of "technically alive" worked for a lot of voters. Biden now looks like a man deep into the peeing-on-houseplants stage, and every appearance is an adventure.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 19, 2022 05:40 PM (I2/tG)
I love this paragraph - it almost needs to be my screensaver - maybe just the last sentence...
Posted by: Nova local at January 19, 2022 05:44 PM (exHjb)
that's just crazy talk. it never happens.
Posted by: Hirohito at January 19, 2022 05:44 PM (oY6Yp)
Name any other President. He has achieved more in his first year than Joe.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 19, 2022 05:42 PM (m45I2)
Not really true, though. Obama was right. The guy is a superachiever in the area of f*cking things up. His accomplishments in that area are truly impressive in only one year.
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2022 05:44 PM (PQ4Fz)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 19, 2022 05:44 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: Methos at January 19, 2022 05:42 PM (kOpft)
++++
Yeah, that's a whole 'nother thing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:44 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 05:45 PM (6RXlE)
Load the Paper Cartridge with letter sized (A4) paper.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 05:40 PM (x980n)
Don't mention PC Load Letter again.
Posted by: Michael Bolton at January 19, 2022 05:41 PM (ufFY
Love your music, man!
Posted by: NotEnoughLampposts at January 19, 2022 05:45 PM (OZsPH)
Opposing the "interagency consensus" is officially an impeachable offense, remember!
Posted by: Bearclaw Vindman! at January 19, 2022 05:45 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2022 05:45 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 19, 2022 05:42 PM (BK2mM)
Add in the military purging anyone with any real Cojones? And actively recruiting Gays and Trans?
Yeah, that's going to help us win wars.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2022 05:45 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 19, 2022 05:45 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2022 05:45 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:42 PM (DU+/6)
A4? I thought that was more the size that was just a bit wider and longer than a postcard sized piece of paper?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2022 05:45 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2022 05:42 PM (PQ4Fz)
Hey Peter, check out channel 9.
Posted by: Roy at January 19, 2022 05:45 PM (Ti+Tv)
==
I totally did not hear that.
-Putin
Posted by: runner at January 19, 2022 05:45 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 19, 2022 05:29 PM (9Afsw)
DNC Marketing for the Plebes 101
Posted by: ... at January 19, 2022 05:45 PM (4yztl)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2022 05:45 PM (zWpOF)
The media sleazes pulled this crazy shit with both Jugears McFuckhead and Billy Jeff.
Hilarious.
Hey, vote Biden because ORANGEMAN will get us into wars.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at January 19, 2022 05:46 PM (XnbJC)
Posted by: jc at January 19, 2022 05:46 PM (N1WXz)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 19, 2022 05:46 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2022 05:46 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 19, 2022 05:40 PM (I2/tG)
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The memory of the press and most people who would watch something like this or see clips of it on the news doesn't go back to the campaign, it goes back to the last address or the last clip. He looks better than he did in several of his prior engagements. That might be part of the reason for this. Get new sound bites and clips out there to displace the ones that *really* show how bad he's doing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:46 PM (DU+/6)
Joe has ALWAYS done this. When he said of Obama, "We finally have a clean, articulate NEGRO..."---that was something he heard in a meeting
Same thing with "Best fraud machine..."
Posted by: JoeF. at January 19, 2022 05:46 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 05:46 PM (6RXlE)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 19, 2022 05:46 PM (m45I2)
He's right.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 05:46 PM (x980n)
Posted by: Chunky Cheese at January 19, 2022 05:47 PM (5aWFq)
OUT
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2022 05:47 PM (zWpOF)
Posted by: micky at January 19, 2022 05:47 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 19, 2022 05:47 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: Michael Bolton at January 19, 2022 05:41 PM (ufFY
Love your music, man!
Posted by: NotEnoughLampposts at January 19, 2022 05:45 PM (OZsPH)
I am not that no-talent ass-clown.
Posted by: Michael Bolton at January 19, 2022 05:47 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: The ARC
But trump was the intel threat.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 05:47 PM (F4b8f)
Biden apparently heard in a briefing that the US would tolerate a "minor incursion"
Ol' Joe and Hunter know loads about "minor incursions".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/s at January 19, 2022 05:47 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 19, 2022 05:47 PM (6liew)
Posted by: Azathoth at January 19, 2022 05:47 PM (W3VUu)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2022 05:45 PM (dNqv+)
That's A5.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2022 05:47 PM (2DdD8)
Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 19, 2022 05:47 PM (9Afsw)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2022 05:45 PM (dNqv+)
++++
I think A7 (25% of A4, IIRC) is the more postcard-sized one.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:47 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: About a Goy at January 19, 2022 05:47 PM (o/b07)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 05:47 PM (6RXlE)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2022 05:47 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 19, 2022 05:48 PM (6liew)
Posted by: micky at January 19, 2022 05:48 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: Michael Bolton at January 19, 2022 05:47 PM (ufFY
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Care to repeat that?
Posted by: The two Bobs at January 19, 2022 05:48 PM (5pTK/)
Joe has ALWAYS done this. When he said of Obama, "We finally have a clean, articulate NEGRO..."---that was something he heard in a meeting
Remember when he revealed the fact that his residence (or the VP residence, I don't feel like binging) has a bunker?
Dude can't keep a secret.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 05:48 PM (x980n)
Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2022 05:48 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 19, 2022 05:47 PM
And he is past his deadline they gave him of 4:45. Pretty sure he got a signal to wrap it up and they are now pi$$ed at him for rambling on.
Cable news ratings?
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 19, 2022 05:48 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 19, 2022 05:48 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 19, 2022 05:42 PM (BK2mM)
If we and the EU join a war with Russia, Russia shuts down the gas pipelines to Europe. No heating.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 19, 2022 05:48 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Chuck C at January 19, 2022 05:48 PM (EughT)
The Democrats would welcome a war.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 19, 2022 05:48 PM (UgT8m)
Posted by: Chunky Cheese at January 19, 2022 05:48 PM (5aWFq)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2022 05:48 PM (2DdD8)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:48 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Bruce at January 19, 2022 05:48 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2022 05:49 PM (4odx6)
Posted by: Church Lady Fundraiser at January 19, 2022 05:49 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2022 05:49 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 19, 2022 05:49 PM (AWaLo)
Posted by: Bob 1 of 2 at January 19, 2022 05:49 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2022 05:49 PM (CYnTg)
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I'm pretty sure this statement made Trump an enemy of science, math and the state. But whatever, Joe is Great
Posted by: ... at January 19, 2022 05:49 PM (4yztl)
The Democrats would welcome a war.
***
"Stay tuned for our next episode where the Democrats find out it's not the 90s anymore!"
Posted by: Azathoth at January 19, 2022 05:49 PM (W3VUu)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 19, 2022 05:49 PM (AWaLo)
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Brandon, coordinate!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 19, 2022 05:49 PM (DnWKq)
Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 19, 2022 05:49 PM (9Afsw)
The speech, the q and a, none of that matters. Optics! That is what matters to a country hooked on Insty and TiKTok and video games.
So, SUCCESS!
Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 19, 2022 05:50 PM (KiBMU)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:50 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Turn Two at January 19, 2022 05:50 PM (CoAjq)
Posted by: Chunky Cheese at January 19, 2022 05:50 PM (5aWFq)
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I want my Regeneron and I want it now!
Posted by: Braenyard at January 19, 2022 05:50 PM (UgT8m)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2022 05:50 PM (AsEYt)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:50 PM (ufFY8)
>>They will need to put a lid on for two weeks after this
This will probably be the last press conference of his *presidency.
* He is not the real President.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 05:50 PM (6RXlE)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 05:50 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2022 05:50 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Joe Brandon at January 19, 2022 05:50 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: ... at January 19, 2022 05:50 PM (4yztl)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 19, 2022 05:51 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 05:50 PM (ptqGC)
I hope that was sarcasm
Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 05:51 PM (TdaKq)
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 19, 2022 05:51 PM (GYllL)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2022 05:47 PM (2DdD
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Bingo!
Posted by: Church Lady Fundraiser at January 19, 2022 05:49 PM
Vigilante!
Posted by: Bert G at January 19, 2022 05:51 PM (5e/k8)
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After doubling the illegal alien vote to 60 million, and tripling the dead vote -- 2022 and 2024 are going to be banner years for the Geatest VOAT (Vegetable Of All Time)!
Howard Zinn has already written his obituary and legacy ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 19, 2022 05:51 PM (OaFqD)
This is that.
Posted by: Azathoth at January 19, 2022 05:51 PM (W3VUu)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 05:51 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2022 05:51 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 19, 2022 05:50 PM (KiBMU)
Yes...Look! he can stand for 2 hours!
Posted by: Chunky Cheese at January 19, 2022 05:51 PM (5aWFq)
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2022 05:51 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Stellastwocents at January 19, 2022 05:51 PM (cRbt7)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 05:51 PM (TdaKq)
Or satire.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:51 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2022 05:51 PM (PQ4Fz)
Think about it.
They can all say, "We didn't KNOW he was this BAD!"
Posted by: JoeF. at January 19, 2022 05:51 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: ... at January 19, 2022 05:52 PM (4yztl)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 19, 2022 05:49 PM (AWaLo)
Snap out of it, Gil!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 19, 2022 05:52 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: ColoradoCristine at January 19, 2022 05:52 PM (ehk9X)
When the 'debate' between Biden and Ryan was over I said to myself, Biden was on amphetamines. I still think he has to rely on them. The problem is with 'case dependent' memory.
You can't be on amphetamine all the time. You don't sleep. If you don't sleep, you hallucinate after a few days. If you hear something while under the influence, you won't remember it when they're out of your system. If you hear something while not under the influence, you won't remember it when you're under the influence.
Joe needs to fall on his sword before the sword falls on him.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 19, 2022 05:52 PM (dQvv7)
Posted by: f'd at January 19, 2022 05:52 PM (vrz2I)
Ok but backing the truck down the ramp is harder than it looks.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 19, 2022 05:52 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 05:52 PM (XHhHI)
I think it's really more Curly Howard boring holes in the bottom of the boat to let the water out.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (9CuDT) at January 19, 2022 05:52 PM (9CuDT)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 19, 2022 05:52 PM (bVYXr)
Top. Men.
Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2022 05:52 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 05:52 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2022 05:52 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 19, 2022 05:52 PM (6liew)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2022 05:49 PM (4odx6)
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Or, the Junta is looking for a way to create backlash, though Joe's dismissive attitude toward Ukraine, thereby creating a pretext for going to war.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 19, 2022 05:52 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Vincent Gigante at January 19, 2022 05:53 PM (GYllL)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 05:51 PM (TdaKq)
++++
Didn't sound like it, but Brandon's answer was priceless. He said something like, "What, you mean that I'm still standing?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:53 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 19, 2022 05:53 PM (4b4o/)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:53 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2022 05:53 PM (AsEYt)
Posted by: Stellastwocents at January 19, 2022 05:51 PM (cRbt7)
I'm convinced they are doing this on purpose. Now way they leave him out this long last year.
They are going to ease him out of office, claiming a rapid decline that they were unaware of....
Posted by: JoeF. at January 19, 2022 05:53 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 19, 2022 05:52 PM (6liew)
If only
Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 05:53 PM (TdaKq)
Posted by: dartist at January 19, 2022 05:53 PM (+ya+t)
My bet is Biden saw the polls about his mental fitness and physical abilities and he said, "I'll show them! I'll stay as long as they're willing to ask questions!"
Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 05:53 PM (x980n)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 19, 2022 05:51 PM (bVYXr)
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Basement dungeon access.
Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 19, 2022 05:53 PM (OaFqD)
Posted by: Zombie Bull Connor at January 19, 2022 05:53 PM (sWM8x)
Think about it.
They can all say, "We didn't KNOW he was this BAD!"
Posted by: JoeF. at January 19, 2022 05:51 PM (mR6Gs)
Yes, I think so...he's an anchor to all 2022 and 2024 elections and he won't leave, so someone will have to make him...and to do that, there's got to be some cause...
Posted by: Nova local at January 19, 2022 05:54 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: runner at January 19, 2022 05:54 PM (V13WU)
A4 is for metric letters, not 8.5" x 11". Obviously, 8.5" x 11" just will not do for the French.
Posted by: t-bird at January 19, 2022 05:54 PM (pbStR)
Posted by: mc at January 19, 2022 05:54 PM (arTnq)
Posted by: Bruce at January 19, 2022 05:54 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 05:54 PM (x980n)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 05:54 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Stellastwocents at January 19, 2022 05:51 PM (cRbt7)
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Yeah. Everything I said in 406 is fading out rapidly. His drugs wore off. He's doing very badly now. He's hugging his laptop. He's rambling. He's bobbing. He's slurring. His eyes are looking different. 90 minutes is the limit for whatever his new cocktail is.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:54 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: no 6 at January 19, 2022 05:54 PM (hMlTh)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2022 05:54 PM (4odx6)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 19, 2022 05:54 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: runner at January 19, 2022 05:54 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:55 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: pahound at January 19, 2022 05:55 PM (8LygD)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 19, 2022 05:49 PM (AWaLo)
Snap out of it, Gil!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 19, 2022 05:52 PM (yQpMk)
The handlers of the Leader were creating their own set of enemies, just like our current government.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 19, 2022 05:55 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2022 05:44 PM (PQ4Fz)
Someone please ask Joe if Obama's really made that backhanded compliment, pretty please?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 19, 2022 05:55 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 19, 2022 05:55 PM (AWaLo)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 19, 2022 05:51 PM (bVYXr)
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Basement dungeon access.
you gotta get all the way to the bottom to find the amulet of yendor
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 19, 2022 05:55 PM (sGtp+)
When Joe whispers, it's more like a creepy old man with his pants pockets pulled out asking you if you want to see the elephant's trunk.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 19, 2022 05:55 PM (0znEm)
No, he thinks he can convince us the last 12 months were masterfully handled by himself and his puppeteers.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 05:55 PM (x980n)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2022 05:53 PM (AsEYt)
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X-Files Space Alien.
Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 19, 2022 05:55 PM (OaFqD)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 19, 2022 05:55 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: Joe Biteum at January 19, 2022 05:55 PM (vrz2I)
He knows exactly when the drugs will wear off.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2022 05:51 PM (ZLI7S)
His doctors must have rigged-up a way to continuously inject him with Joe's Special Upper Drug Mix, pumped from a Camelbak bag strapped on his back.
Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2022 05:55 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 05:56 PM (TdaKq)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 19, 2022 05:55 PM (AWaLo)
And, on 666, the wicked witch popped up!
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:56 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 05:56 PM (ptqGC)
==
and thank you very much for that enchanting visual...
Posted by: runner at January 19, 2022 05:56 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 19, 2022 05:56 PM (6liew)
Posted by: pahound at January 19, 2022 05:55 PM (8LygD)
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Yeah. It is almost 6:00 (PM, ET). I suspect his hard stop was at 5:45. His fade-out started at 20 til (which is when he said he was going to end it when they extended it at 5:20).
5:15 was likely the preferred stop time, 5:30 was the alternate, 5:40 was last change, and 5:45 was emergency. He went to 5:55, and the last fifteen minutes were really bad.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:56 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Azathoth at January 19, 2022 05:56 PM (W3VUu)
Posted by: Joey The POTUS Guy at January 19, 2022 05:57 PM (/4P8i)
They are going to ease him out of office, claiming a rapid decline that they were unaware of....
Posted by: JoeF. at January 19, 2022 05:53 PM (mR6Gs)
In Two Weeks?
I've been hearing of this simple rotation of power for more than a year now, always in just a little more time...still not happened yet.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 19, 2022 05:57 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 19, 2022 05:53 PM (4b4o/)
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The end of Fractured Fairy Tales and the janitor walks on stage with broom and push cart.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 19, 2022 05:57 PM (UgT8m)
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2022 05:57 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Azathoth at January 19, 2022 05:56 PM (W3VUu)
"I'VE NO IDEA."
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:57 PM (ufFY8)
Lindsay Graham to the rescue in 5,4, 3, ...
Posted by: Methos at January 19, 2022 05:57 PM (kOpft)
Maybe next time, Fat.
Posted by: micky at January 19, 2022 05:57 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2022 04:15 PM (ZLI7S)
My Catholic HS football team played a couple other teams in our league named Bishop *this* or Bishop *that*. So they printed up some motivating cut-off undershirts to go under our shoulder pads.
"Beat the Bishop"
I fuck you not. I think I still have one or two deep in a T-shirt stack.
Posted by: NC Ref at January 19, 2022 05:57 PM (RAodA)
F' that guy in particular.
Posted by: f'd's reply at January 19, 2022 05:58 PM (vrz2I)
"A Masterful Performance! He Still Has It! Fightin' Joey B is Back, Baby!"
-- presstitutes suction locked to his ass
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/s at January 19, 2022 05:58 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 05:58 PM (F4b8f)
Nothing - because these shit for brains have already given all their questions and follow ups to Pippy LongPsacki von Col. Kleb-n-stein last week...
Posted by: Boswell at January 19, 2022 05:58 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2022 05:58 PM (ZLI7S)
A bunch of dickless posturing would be inviting another catastrophe for us.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2022 05:49 PM (4odx6)
This isn't wrong. It's sad, but it's not wrong.
We couldn't beat our own dicks at this point. Might as well just stay out of it.
Posted by: ballistic at January 19, 2022 05:58 PM (oXNqT)
Posted by: whig at January 19, 2022 05:58 PM (dCGWj)
Posted by: pahound at January 19, 2022 05:55 PM (8LygD)
Time for Wapner!
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at January 19, 2022 05:58 PM (XKgKh)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 19, 2022 05:56 PM (6liew)
LMAO I didn't even watch but that sounds somehow perfect
Posted by: ... at January 19, 2022 05:58 PM (4yztl)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 19, 2022 05:41 PM (yQpMk)
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Not even with a hotel.
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 05:58 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 19, 2022 05:57 PM (UgT8m)
The Aristocrats!
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:58 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 05:59 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: dantesed at January 19, 2022 05:59 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Well at January 19, 2022 05:59 PM (/V0Q7)
Posted by: Azathoth at January 19, 2022 05:59 PM (W3VUu)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 19, 2022 05:59 PM (3YVs3)
It's miraculous he can even *see* the damn prompter let alone try to read it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2022 05:59 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2022 04:15 PM (ZLI7S)
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I keep asking for the job.
Posted by: Pete Bootyjudge at January 19, 2022 05:59 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 19, 2022 05:59 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 19, 2022 05:56 PM (6liew)
If I had the pull I would feature that
Posted by: ... at January 19, 2022 05:59 PM (4yztl)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 06:00 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Azathoth
Russians might find it interesting.
Posted by: whig at January 19, 2022 05:58 PM (dCGWj)
The Russians don't have to wait till Biden says anything public. They have been negotiating with us for months.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 19, 2022 06:00 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2022 05:59 PM (6FeV1)
++++
This is probably why they build fake Oval Office across the street from the White House. The dude jumbo-sized teleprompters, and they won't fit properly in the Oval and still permit all the camera equipment.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 06:00 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 05:58 PM (F4b8f)
Sad that Brandon died of Ligma.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at January 19, 2022 06:00 PM (XKgKh)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 06:00 PM (F4b8f)
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2022 06:00 PM (PQ4Fz)
Posted by: ... at January 19, 2022 06:01 PM (4yztl)
Posted by: micky at January 19, 2022 06:01 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 06:01 PM (F4b8f)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
I saw a comment that perhaps the Aristocrats! joke is really about comics safe comments on our elites. That however sick and depraved individuals that you can imagine, our elite meet that standard and exceed it.
E.g. the Biden Crime family for example.
Posted by: whig at January 19, 2022 06:02 PM (dCGWj)
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2022 06:00 PM (PQ4Fz)
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I didn't get to my follow-up.
Posted by: Jim Accosta at January 19, 2022 06:02 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: REDACTED at January 19, 2022 06:02 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2022 06:02 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 19, 2022 06:03 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 19, 2022 05:43 PM (Ez6QX)
I knew I could count on you. But of course, I was just having fun, so feeling better doesn't enter into it. But I figure you got that, too.
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2022 06:03 PM (PQ4Fz)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2022 06:03 PM (4odx6)
THat's when stuff gets real.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 19, 2022 06:04 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 19, 2022 06:04 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 19, 2022 05:47 PM (bVYXr)
.......
LOW TONER
Posted by: wth at January 19, 2022 06:04 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 19, 2022 06:04 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Oldcat
The Russian people, not Putin. Successful wars always have a moral justification component to them.
Posted by: whig at January 19, 2022 06:04 PM (dCGWj)
They'd just hijack whitehouse.gov and put a bunch of silly and/or incriminating shit on there for all to see.
Say... maybe... all their tapes and intercepts of Uncle Joe's "dealings" in the Ukraine? Perhaps?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2022 06:04 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 19, 2022 06:04 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: micky at January 19, 2022 06:04 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: whig at January 19, 2022 06:04 PM (dCGWj)
Like "The Americans created COVID"?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2022 06:05 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2022 06:05 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 06:00 PM
No mandatory visitor logs in the fake white house.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 19, 2022 06:06 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 19, 2022 06:06 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 19, 2022 06:06 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
The Ukrainians also have reason to do that. Perhaps even more after the incursion comment.
Posted by: whig at January 19, 2022 06:06 PM (dCGWj)
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the left fallback ... ah it's their primary ... position of "everything the otherside does is bad". so convincing.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 19, 2022 06:07 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Oldcat
The Russian people, not Putin. Successful wars always have a moral justification component to them.
Posted by: whig at January 19, 2022 06:04 PM (dCGWj)
Putin regularly has open Q&A sessions with Russian and other pressers. He is pretty frank there, and several times has called out the US for its similarity to the USSR in thinking that bluster and bullying works instead of diplomacy.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 19, 2022 06:07 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 19, 2022 06:06 PM (ZZK0E)
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The smoking gun is a batch of DMs from Tucker Carlson telling him not to get vaxxed.
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 06:07 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
The Chinese have already trotted that one out.
Posted by: whig at January 19, 2022 06:08 PM (dCGWj)
Fauci can kill 5.7 million people during his career, not one of them was even in a T-34/85.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 19, 2022 06:08 PM (u82oZ)
Yeah it would be pretty hilarious if the Ukes just said "fine then, fuck it. Who needs to coddle Brandon and his crackhead whelp anymore? Not us. Here's all the evidence we have on these scoundrels."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2022 06:08 PM (4odx6)
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Went to Big City today.
SHOCKED the STUPID
every. single. person. masked. outside.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 19, 2022 06:08 PM (UgT8m)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 19, 2022 06:07 PM (ZZK0E)
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They've got no ideas, but their proposals are dangerous--while doing nothing.
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 06:08 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 19, 2022 06:08 PM (u82oZ)
plus all those puppies and dogs.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 19, 2022 06:09 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: whig at January 19, 2022 06:08 PM (dCGWj)
I heard some report that a chinese official was saying that wayyyyyy back in the beginning of it all, and I laughed it off.
Who would have guessed he was right?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2022 06:09 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: micky at January 19, 2022 06:09 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 19, 2022 06:08 PM (u82oZ)
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But we've gained all that function!
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 06:09 PM (XHhHI)
Just got back from my local grocery store and it was about 75% diapered up. Just two months ago it was almost diaper-free. Discouraging as hell.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 19, 2022 06:09 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: f'd at January 19, 2022 06:10 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: dartist at January 19, 2022 06:10 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 19, 2022 06:11 PM (u82oZ)
Ceding Ukraine is just what Clint Eastwood would do, rethuglican pukes.
Posted by: Auspex at January 19, 2022 06:11 PM (Xo3T0)
It's miraculous he can even *see* the damn prompter let alone try to read it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2022 05:59 PM (6FeV1)
Remember Hillary and her weird seizures in public during the campaign? And that guy that used to follow her around with some kind of pen/injection? They are drugging the heck out of Slow Joe, and pushing a lifetime of jabs on the entire country. Is Big Pharma the Deep State?
Posted by: RondinellaMamma. Donald J. Trump is our duly elected president. at January 19, 2022 06:11 PM (l0Cy4)
I guess that's what makes them losers.
Posted by: Minuteman at January 19, 2022 06:11 PM (LaNzR)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 19, 2022 06:06 PM (ZZK0E)
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The smoking gun is a batch of DMs from Tucker Carlson telling him not to get vaxxed.
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 06:07 PM (XHhHI)
Astroturf much Kurt?
Posted by: observer at January 19, 2022 06:11 PM (fa8iI)
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 06:09 PM (XHhHI)
The function was to loot the treasury while cementing political power.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 19, 2022 06:11 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 19, 2022 06:12 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2022 06:13 PM (2JoB8)
That's a lie. Didn't he see Kevin McCarthy's four bullet list on Twitter?
Posted by: Marcus T at January 19, 2022 06:13 PM (/i32d)
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the left fallback ... ah it's their primary ... position of "everything the otherside does is bad". so convincing.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 19, 2022 06:07 PM (ZZK0E)
Their position is: "Not the changes you propose because your reasons are BS." But the Dems always call that evil obstructionism that will hurt women, children, and minorities.
Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2022 06:13 PM (AMIL/)
Bofa what?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 05:58 PM (F4b8f)
Tatonka
Posted by: Kotter at January 19, 2022 06:18 PM (okmJe)
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expensive, first and foremost. folks gonna get paid off.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 19, 2022 06:20 PM (ZZK0E)
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