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True Conservative Superhero Dan Crenshaw: I Have No Power to Help the January 6 Political Prisoners and I Won't Even Bring Attention to Their Plight Because That Would Just be "A Performance" That Helps Me But Not Them
Actually, you won't do it because it would help them and hurt you, Dannie, which the crowd immediately grasps.
Coward. Liar. Grifter. Neoliberal corporate tool.A constituent asks @DanCrenshawTX what he has done to help Jan 6 prisoners being held in jail without due process.
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) January 18, 2022
He says he can't do anything because he has no power.
*gets booed*
Crowd yells: "why do we need you?" pic.twitter.com/zpW1gbrTpE
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Boswell at January 18, 2022 05:10 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2022 05:11 PM (jmacr)
Posted by: Czech Chick at January 18, 2022 05:12 PM (haWye)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 18, 2022 05:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Voter theater. at January 18, 2022 05:12 PM (FCPbW)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 18, 2022 05:13 PM (SchxB)
One more example of Trump being the only remotely trustworthy person competing at a federal level.
Posted by: trev006 at January 18, 2022 05:13 PM (aS3jl)
Did that somehow stop?
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 18, 2022 05:13 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 18, 2022 05:13 PM (TdaKq)
The House is not going to go red or blue based on his district.
Vote him out of the general. Vote for the Democrat, straight up.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 18, 2022 05:14 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 18, 2022 05:14 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: kraken at January 18, 2022 05:14 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: nckate at January 18, 2022 05:15 PM (z5Nun)
The House is not going to go red or blue based on his district.
Vote him out of the general. Vote for the Democrat, straight up.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 18, 2022 05:14 PM (LvTSG)
What, can't someone Primary him?
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 18, 2022 05:15 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 18, 2022 05:15 PM (Zz0t1)
The House is not going to go red or blue based on his district.
Vote him out of the general. Vote for the Democrat, straight up.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 18, 2022 05:14 PM (LvTSG)
What, can't someone Primary him?
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 18, 2022 05:15 PM (oHd/0)
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I'm imagining he wins his primary, just like 90%+ of all incumbents.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 18, 2022 05:15 PM (LvTSG)
He violated the First Rule of the Gloryhole.
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2022 05:15 PM (jmacr)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 18, 2022 05:15 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 18, 2022 05:14 PM (LvTSG)
Better to see a primary. But the fact is EVERY politician has to earn the vote, every day. As Trump showed, you are better off working for the base than triangulating.
Posted by: trev006 at January 18, 2022 05:15 PM (aS3jl)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 18, 2022 05:15 PM (Zz0t1)
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$5 says he's an uncle fucker.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 18, 2022 05:15 PM (LvTSG)
A fucking dirt bag.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 18, 2022 05:15 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 18, 2022 05:16 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 18, 2022 05:16 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: JT at January 18, 2022 05:16 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Mark1971
Yeah, really liked Marshall Crenshaw back in the day, somewhere back in the early 1980's.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at January 18, 2022 05:16 PM (vcOmj)
I stopped even theoretically, possibly, one day supporting Crenshaw instantly and forever, the moment he endorsed red flag laws. That was all I ever needed to know about this fuckin' bottom-feeder, and everything he's done since reinforces that prejudice. Feed him to the dogs.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 18, 2022 05:17 PM (4odx6)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 18, 2022 05:17 PM (DnWKq)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 18, 2022 05:17 PM (o2MD2)
Uh, you can SUBMIT one, dickhead.
"I could visit, but that would only draw attention to me, not them."
Uh, depending on what you fucking say to the media when you're there, dickhead.
"I wish there was something we could do, but we can't. We don't have the power."
Uh, you can CALL FOR AN INVESTIGATION, you dickhead.
Worthless one-eyed cunt.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 18, 2022 05:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at January 18, 2022 05:17 PM (/4P8i)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 18, 2022 05:17 PM (v23WH)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 18, 2022 05:17 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2022 05:17 PM (jmacr)
Posted by: Brad Mueller at January 18, 2022 05:17 PM (5oo5k)
Posted by: E.A. Poe at January 18, 2022 05:18 PM (URNdm)
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$5 says he's an uncle fucker.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 18, 2022 05:15 PM (LvTSG)
Well, then next logical step is to shut his fuckin' face.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 18, 2022 05:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: nckate at January 18, 2022 05:15 PM (z5Nun)
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Obligatory:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpgPD5M9AJs
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2022 05:18 PM (9KTP0)
Posted by: JayInAmes at January 18, 2022 05:18 PM (yGu6h)
And they should do it in the most spectacularly public way possible.
Humiliate him and make an example of him so this ends standard wimpy RINO behavior.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma. Donald J. Trump is our duly elected president. at January 18, 2022 05:18 PM (l0Cy4)
Guy is such a prick.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 18, 2022 05:18 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Joe Mama at January 18, 2022 05:19 PM (WmGrA)
But we're not asking for a Constitutional right to more TV time, we're asking that they not be beaten, and made to sleep in flea-ridden beds!!
Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2022 05:19 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 18, 2022 05:19 PM (v23WH)
Bumpfuck doesn't think it's really Biden's fault he's failing - its you, America. Punchy wants to do important stuff, things Silly Philly desperately wants - like jailing Republican Americans and making sure Americans can't vote for anyone that Bump doesn't want. And that's hard - not easy, like Trump's desire to grow the nation's economy and making people safe and free and all. Sheesh!
Posted by: Boswell at January 18, 2022 05:19 PM (5iUNf)
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Just showing up, and making a dramatic statement, could have a salutary effect, if for no other reason than embarrassing the Biden junta.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2022 05:19 PM (9KTP0)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 18, 2022 05:19 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Bete at January 18, 2022 05:19 PM (F9322)
Posted by: JayInAmes
She's a dream girl compared to Crenshaw. An actual conservative who fights.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 18, 2022 05:19 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 18, 2022 05:19 PM (oHd/0)
The House is not going to go red or blue based on his district.
Vote him out of the general. Vote for the Democrat, straight up.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 18, 2022 05:14 PM (LvTSG)
As opposed to the Senate, where every seat means a lot, in this case we've got seats to spare. Get rid of him. BTW, we know that MTG is raising millions of dollars for ostensibly conservative candidates. What money is Crenshaw raising, and for whom?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 18, 2022 05:19 PM (mdjgu)
Posted by: government here to save you at January 18, 2022 05:20 PM (lNSu6)
Posted by: Captain Ned at January 18, 2022 05:20 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 18, 2022 05:17 PM (DnWKq)
Now that's just mean. True but mean.
Posted by: Russkilitlover at January 18, 2022 05:20 PM (iyVGU)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 18, 2022 05:14 PM (LvTSG)
And if you can't tell the difference...vote for the guy with two eyes.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2022 05:20 PM (Q9lwr)
Of course, he also torched any shot of primarying Cruz, which might be a good thing b/c he is way more uniparty than Ted, or at least more obvious about it...
Posted by: Nova local at January 18, 2022 05:20 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Dan Crenshaw's Tranny Pool Boy at January 18, 2022 05:20 PM (sWM8x)
And talk about piling on....
Some days ago, on Alex Jones' "Info Wars", they had on a military spec ops doctor, who was now in Texas NG Reserves, and he mentioned that he had contacted a present "Rep in Congress", former special forces, from the Houston area (ring any bells?), that totally let him down on helping him with a problem regarding the border (where said NG reserve doc was stationed).
Another serving Rep from Oklahoma went to bat for him, when asked.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at January 18, 2022 05:20 PM (vcOmj)
You always gotta watch for the Trojan Horse in the party. Whoever is blasting Dr. Oz on Newmax is doing a good job.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 18, 2022 05:20 PM (dQvv7)
Posted by: Ordinary American at January 18, 2022 05:21 PM (PFjNT)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 18, 2022 05:21 PM (EZebt)
The SOF community has its share of scumbags. They are known as "the 10%ers" because roughly 10% of them are absolute buddy fuckers or criminals. If you ever saw the UCMJ records you would be appalled.
Posted by: Johnny Noir at January 18, 2022 05:21 PM (ceKpf)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 18, 2022 05:21 PM (wRjfx)
Posted by: Boswell at January 18, 2022 05:19 PM (5iUNf)
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It will always be that for their side. Always. They can never learn.
The problem is that sometimes the mushy middle of America agrees with him that "SOMETHING MUST BE DONE."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 18, 2022 05:21 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2022 05:17 PM (jmacr)
It's real. And very bad and terrible.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 18, 2022 05:21 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 18, 2022 05:19 PM (VWp7G)
She's a unicorn...that's how rare that breed is
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 18, 2022 05:21 PM (XvPQV)
Uh. I can't do that because I'm not on any of those committees.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2022 05:21 PM (EhsUs)
Posted by: kraken at January 18, 2022 05:21 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: Emmie -- support your local Moron at January 18, 2022 05:21 PM (6RgRK)
*******
"Arrrggh! I've been primaried!!"
"Who primaried you?"
"Noman! Noman primaried me!"
"Oh. Okay. Stop your yelling, then."
Posted by: Muldoon at January 18, 2022 05:21 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 18, 2022 05:14 PM (LvTSG)
And if you can't tell the difference...vote for the guy with two eyes.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2022 05:20 PM (Q9lwr)
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*preps emergency glass eye*
-Dan Crenshaw
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 18, 2022 05:22 PM (LvTSG)
The House is not going to go red or blue based on his district.
Vote him out of the general. Vote for the Democrat, straight up.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 18, 2022 05:14 PM (LvTSG)
No - dumb move. Better move is to primary his a$$, and if you can't get him this time b/c the election is too close, find someone for 2024...if nothing else, it will make him toe a closer line to us.
Giving the dems a seat is not wise...we keep doing that everywhere one at a time, and we give them filibuster proof majorities in both houses...
Posted by: Nova local at January 18, 2022 05:22 PM (exHjb)
Dude on the left!
I hope, for jhis mother's sake, that he was a C-Section.
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2022 05:22 PM (jmacr)
Posted by: Archer at January 18, 2022 05:22 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Azathoth at January 18, 2022 05:22 PM (W3VUu)
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus
I don't think Pennsylvanians will vote for Oz. Not from here, and he's pulling a Hillary carpetbagging campaign.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 18, 2022 05:22 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: f'd at January 18, 2022 05:22 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 18, 2022 05:23 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2022 05:23 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Brad Mueller at January 18, 2022 05:17 PM (5oo5k)
Well, given how rah rah "Must always back Team Red, cause Blue is worse" some people are, I'm not sure this conclusion is completely wrong.
Posted by: Bete at January 18, 2022 05:23 PM (F9322)
Every fucking day. Take away their freedom to do anything else until these people are released.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 18, 2022 05:23 PM (pUDQf)
As I've said over and oner again. They honestly think you're stupid. In confrences between themselves we, as a group, are referred to as 'idiots'.
Posted by: Brad Mueller at January 18, 2022 05:17 PM (5oo5k)
At this time, there is reason for them to doubt their assessment. They publicly betrayed us in every way they could dream of for the last six years, and "we" (though not me) are about to reward them with a big win in about eleven more months.
Why would they think any different or better of their voters? The GOP voter is a battered wife who always comes back.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 18, 2022 05:23 PM (4odx6)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 18, 2022 05:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: garrett
nope. He tried to look out through the bung hole to see whose dick he was gonna suck next and got his eye poked out by some Donk needle dick lefty. So he's a LARPing veteran trying to ride his disability into a life long grift.
Fuck him.
Posted by: BifBewalski (IJES/) - at January 18, 2022 05:23 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at January 18, 2022 05:24 PM (vN+oL)
Posted by: Nova local at January 18, 2022 05:22 PM (exHjb)
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Nah, sometimes it ends up working out, especially if there's a red wave that can guarantee a GOP House in 2022.
Hell, Mark Sanford shit the bed in SC-1. We got Joe Cunningham for a single term, and then we got Nancy Mace. Mace isn't great, but she's better than either of the other two.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 18, 2022 05:24 PM (LvTSG)
You know, the globalists that want to take over the world!!! Klaus Schwab!!!
Justin Trudeau is also a member of that group.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at January 18, 2022 05:24 PM (vcOmj)
Question: to which one do you throw a cinder block?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2022 05:24 PM (9KTP0)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 18, 2022 05:24 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 18, 2022 05:24 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2022 05:24 PM (EhsUs)
Crenshaw is a "warrior!"
Crenshaw wears a flag lapel pin!
Crenshaw is a World Economic Forum "Young Global Leader" along with fellow veteran Pete Buttigieg.
Posted by: E.A. Poe at January 18, 2022 05:24 PM (URNdm)
Beware of many, many Fake Republicans running in '22.
Most of them are grifters.
A young black "Republican" running in Arizona for a House seat was recently exposed. He's a phony. He's a liar. And he's not the only one running in '22 looking to take advantage of the supposed "red wave."
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 18, 2022 05:25 PM (wRjfx)
Posted by: Ordinary American at January 18, 2022 05:25 PM (PFjNT)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 18, 2022 05:25 PM (o2MD2)
"Who primaried you?"
"Noman! Noman primaried me!"
"Oh. Okay. Stop your yelling, then."
Posted by: Muldoon at January 18, 2022 05:21 PM (m45I2)
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AoSHQ:
Come for the political dunking.
Stay for the Odyssey references.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 18, 2022 05:25 PM (DnWKq)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson
Well, Ben Crenshaw certainly has a more polished short game, getting to the green.
Dan has a depth perception problem. You can see that easily.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at January 18, 2022 05:25 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 18, 2022 05:26 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Joe Mama at January 18, 2022 05:26 PM (WmGrA)
You know, the globalists that want to take over the world!!! Klaus Schwab!!!
Justin Trudeau is also a member of that group.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative
Let's give the WEF a whiff of the grape.
Posted by: BifBewalski (IJES/) - at January 18, 2022 05:26 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2022 05:26 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: kraken at January 18, 2022 05:26 PM (6Je/Q)
Voting is not the tool required to fix this.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 18, 2022 05:26 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 18, 2022 05:26 PM (VWp7G)
But, he's doing it anyway.
Because that's what heros do ....
Posted by: Well at January 18, 2022 05:27 PM (Tid00)
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He has opponents in the primary'; however, he must obtain independent support/money to overcome this asshoe.
Pick the best opponent and I'll contribute to his gofundme.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 18, 2022 05:27 PM (dl6yC)
What a piece of garbage, I felt something off with that dude early.
Like he's one of those idiot Black Rifle Coffee jackasses.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at January 18, 2022 05:27 PM (XnbJC)
A fake Republican will run for office to grift for contributions and build their "war chest," which is $$ they can live off.
If the fake Republican wins, that's even better because they become even bigger grifters and get Inside Information.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 18, 2022 05:27 PM (wRjfx)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 18, 2022 05:26 PM (BFigT)
*nods vigorously*
Posted by: Tire Iron at January 18, 2022 05:27 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: f'd at January 18, 2022 05:27 PM (vrz2I)
"The most important thing here is that we have important hero archetypes that we look up to. Jesus is a hero archetype, Superman is a hero archetype. Real characters too. I could name a thousand. Rosa Parks and Ronald Reagan too. All of these people embody certain attributes that the American people think this is good," she quotes him.
"I can't wrap my head around this," the young girl added.
Crenshaw snapped back at her, "I'll help you. Put a period after the word Jesus and don't question my faith."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2022 05:27 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 18, 2022 05:28 PM (Zz0t1)
He violated the First Rule of the Gloryhole.
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2022 05:15 PM (jmacr)
This is the type of Highbrow commentary I come here for.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 18, 2022 05:28 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 18, 2022 05:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Probably.
But understandable.
Posted by: Bete at January 18, 2022 05:28 PM (F9322)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 18, 2022 05:28 PM (3YVs3)
Posted by: Japanese Whalers at January 18, 2022 05:28 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: olddog in mo at January 18, 2022 05:28 PM (ju2Fy)
Posted by: DaveA at January 18, 2022 05:28 PM (FhXTo)
I was military and came in only having shot on arcade games. I learned how to shoot/load/clean/break apart a 9MM in 4 hours. That's how much training carrying officers got. Was I spectacular? No. But I could do it, and I know if someone is 15ft away, and I can shoot without moving, I'll hit him center mass. And that training got renewed 1x/year in a shorter format.
Now, if I'm moving, it probably won't be lethal, so I'm also a fan of having lots of shots. But I know if I can shoot, anyone can...it's not hard to do, the hard thing is being responsible with the weapon - competence is easy. And if we can be responsible with a vote and a jury verdict and a kid's life, we can be responsible with a weapon - that's why we're adults...
Posted by: Nova local at January 18, 2022 05:28 PM (exHjb)
But, he's doing it anyway.
Hearing a lot of stories about beatings and torture of the J6 political prisoners. I'm sure congress is hearing it too, and very few even care.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 18, 2022 05:28 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at January 18, 2022 05:24 PM (vN+oL)
He was one puttin mo fo back in the day.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 18, 2022 05:28 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Azathoth at January 18, 2022 05:29 PM (W3VUu)
Posted by: Captain Obvious
******
It's a narrow target demographic I must say.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 18, 2022 05:29 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2022 05:29 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 18, 2022 05:29 PM (o2MD2)
Hearing a lot of stories about beatings and torture of the J6 political prisoners. I'm sure congress is hearing it too, and very few even care.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 18, 2022 05:28 PM (VWp7G)
It gives me a big ol' throbbin' blue-veiner, buddy.
Posted by: Lindsey Graham at January 18, 2022 05:30 PM (4odx6)
You know the GOPe never has any second thoughts about sacrificing seats (even Senate seats).
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 18, 2022 05:30 PM (cMXNt)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 18, 2022 05:30 PM (EZebt)
History books show this - Germany had veterans, as did the USSR. As did the UK and Japan and every other nation that could field a standing army. And all were nothing more than an expression of their various cultures.
Why we think our military is somehow different simply baffles me.
Posted by: Told You So
Give me a mad as hell E-7, or 0-4 that sees clearly wtf the problem is with how our country is run, believes in the constitution, god, and being a good person and that person has my vote all damned day.
I'm specifically thinking of Morons of Good Standing such as Romeo13, SMH, NGU (even though he's had an extra 2 lobotomies for an 0-4). I'm leaving myself out of this robust group of veterans as y'all really don't want a pissed off warrant officer with any levers or helicopters of power.
Posted by: BifBewalski (IJES/) - at January 18, 2022 05:30 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
Buzzards serve a useful purpose.
https://tinyurl.com/ycknjdz7
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at January 18, 2022 05:30 PM (vcOmj)
Well, she wasn't. She was asking why you lumped Jesus in with mere political figures.
But now? Yeah, we're questioning your faith.
Posted by: Well at January 18, 2022 05:30 PM (Tid00)
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There really should be some "walk into a bar" jokes here.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 18, 2022 05:31 PM (sWM8x)
And a true Texan. Won the NCAAs for UT 1971 and 1972.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at January 18, 2022 05:31 PM (vN+oL)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 18, 2022 05:31 PM (wRjfx)
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2022 05:31 PM (jmacr)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at January 18, 2022 05:31 PM (KVsa6)
Like he's one of those idiot Black Rifle Coffee jackasses.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at January 18, 2022 05:27 PM (XnbJC)
Eff those guys. Especially, Black Rifle Coffee, it tastes like excrement, way over-hyped.
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at January 18, 2022 05:31 PM (3er2y)
Posted by: The Cyclops at January 18, 2022 05:31 PM (vrz2I)
Well, she wasn't. She was asking why you lumped Jesus in with mere political figures.
But now? Yeah, we're questioning your faith.
Posted by: Well at January 18, 2022 05:30 PM (Tid00)
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See my post at 110.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2022 05:32 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2022 05:15 PM (jmacr)
This is the type of Highbrow commentary I come here for.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 18, 2022 05:28 PM (dKiJG)
LOL @ both of you.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 18, 2022 05:32 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 18, 2022 05:32 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 18, 2022 05:32 PM (wRjfx)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 18, 2022 05:33 PM (mR6Gs)
https://tinyurl.com/ycknjdz7
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet
Good point.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 18, 2022 05:33 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Ed Gein, white meat enthusiast at January 18, 2022 05:33 PM (ceKpf)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 18, 2022 05:33 PM (F4b8f)
Posted by: kraken at January 18, 2022 05:33 PM (6Je/Q)
Jesus is a hero archetype, Superman is a hero archetype. Real characters too.
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I'm no Christian, but Yeshua ben Yosef was most assuredly a "real character," you dumb, one-eyed shitheel.
Posted by: Lindsey Graham at January 18, 2022 05:33 PM (4odx6)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 18, 2022 05:21 PM (LvTSG)
This has to do with the discussion a thread or two ago - if Punchy had just done nothing, kept all the Trump policies in place - he'd be the most praised President of all time - one who's reputation would only increase as he continued to do nothing! But alas, lefties must always be working, marching ever forward, to destroy what is yours - and since Punchy is just an empty glass in human form, he's the perfect creature for them.
So, now Phillip Bump has got the sadz - no one here in America understands or appreciates his arduous and heroic desire for socialism in his time! Silly, ungrateful Americans!
Posted by: Boswell at January 18, 2022 05:33 PM (5iUNf)
You know the GOPe never has any second thoughts about sacrificing seats (even Senate seats).
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 18, 2022 05:30 PM (cMXNt)
Right, if we give seats directly to Dems, Uniparty gets even stronger...
In a 2 party system, which we unfortunately have had, pretty much from our beginning with hiccups now and then, you have to pick one side and change it to match your side - ignoring both just means the worse side wins and keeps power...
Posted by: Nova local at January 18, 2022 05:33 PM (exHjb)
https://twitter.com/realchrisrufo/status/
1483132928116740099
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Aww, how come we can't partake in any tzompantli fun?
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at January 18, 2022 05:33 PM (/umJ9)
Well here's a rai of sunshine. And looka me newly diagnosed with the 'rona and nothing to do but play with the trolls for the net 10 days straight.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 18, 2022 05:30 PM
Keep us updated so we can figure out the value of truly awesome strains of marijuana as covid treatment in your N=1 study.
Posted by: CDC at January 18, 2022 05:33 PM (dQvv7)
A virus that they had to work on to infect humans--and now, researchers can't give Sars-COV-2 "back" to bats!
Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2022 05:34 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: wth at January 18, 2022 05:34 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Darth Randall at January 18, 2022 05:34 PM (3TihK)
The fallacy is the assumption that most E7s or O4s believe in the Constitution, and one can thus - on average - trust any E7 or O4. That ship sailed a long, long time ago.
Posted by: Hombre Sans Fiesta at January 18, 2022 05:34 PM (8Wkve)
Posted by: f'd at January 18, 2022 05:34 PM (vrz2I)
Off, power-mad, bloodthirsty closet queen sock.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 18, 2022 05:34 PM (4odx6)
"The most important thing here is that we have important hero archetypes that we look up to. Jesus is a hero archetype, Superman is a hero archetype. Real characters too. I could name a thousand. Rosa Parks and Ronald Reagan too. All of these people embody certain attributes that the American people think this is good," she quotes him.
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He sounds like an alien observer.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 18, 2022 05:34 PM (dl6yC)
Posted by: Sylvias Mother at January 18, 2022 05:35 PM (n/szn)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 18, 2022 05:35 PM (Bera0)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 18, 2022 05:35 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Miklosius Caroliniensis at January 18, 2022 05:35 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Roy at January 18, 2022 05:35 PM (Ti+Tv)
This post-Republic is one weird-ass place.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 18, 2022 05:35 PM (njfCw)
Posted by: Captain Obvious"
This is about me isn't it?
Posted by: The Cyclops at January 18, 2022 05:31 PM (vrz2I)
But not about me, I guess?
Posted by: Erasmus at January 18, 2022 05:35 PM (mdjgu)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 18, 2022 05:35 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2022 05:32 PM (ptqGC)
Reading that, he did way worse than lump Jesus in with political figures. He calls Jesus a fictional character.
Clumsy phrasing? Maybe. But I have no reason to give the guy a break.
Posted by: Wally at January 18, 2022 05:35 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 18, 2022 05:33 PM (F4b8f)
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Is this John McCain reaching out to us from the grave?
Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2022 05:36 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: Hombre Sans Fiesta
Yeah, they need to prove it with language, and actions (MTG for example).
Posted by: BifBewalski (IJES/) - at January 18, 2022 05:36 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 18, 2022 05:30 PM (EZebt)
I thought we were down to 5 days.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 18, 2022 05:36 PM (Ez6QX)
Because as you can plainly see, if she catches covid it's really going to cut into her kickboxing classes and CrossFit.
Posted by: Azathoth at January 18, 2022 05:36 PM (W3VUu)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 18, 2022 05:36 PM (F4b8f)
Posted by: Ace at 05:10 PM
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He's going full tranny?
Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 18, 2022 05:36 PM (E35CO)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 18, 2022 05:25 PM (wRjfx)
Another cohort of grifters just like the one that rode the Tea Party wave? Shocking!
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at January 18, 2022 05:36 PM (/umJ9)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2022 05:24 PM (9KTP0)
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Throw 'em the chick who was governor of South Carolina.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 18, 2022 05:37 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Ace at 05:10 PM
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He's going full tranny?
His progress has been patchy.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 18, 2022 05:37 PM (njfCw)
Posted by: Ace at 05:10 PM
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He's going full tranny?
Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 18, 2022 05:36 PM (E35CO)
He was an automatic.
Posted by: Roy at January 18, 2022 05:37 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: Eromero at January 18, 2022 05:37 PM (0OP+5)
SADZ....
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 18, 2022 05:37 PM (o2MD2)
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Aw, hell, I was planning on convincing them that the very best human sacrifices were liberals.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2022 05:39 PM (YhzyV)
croc's got the covid.
Posted by: Roy at January 18, 2022 05:35 PM (Ti+Tv)
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Messenger bags are next. Then Zima.
Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2022 05:39 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 18, 2022 05:39 PM (F4b8f)
Unless someone like Trump wanted to come in and fund an upstart with big monies just to shit all over the GOP. Which is no guarantee they'd win anyway.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 18, 2022 05:39 PM (BFigT)
The insistence on feigning faith by politicians is one of the more disgusting features of our predatory political system. They know they are completely decoupled from the values of those they putatively represent, and in turn, we know these people worship nothing more than money, power, and the face in the mirror.
The few of these people who may have ever had faith to begin with had to abandon it to become what they are, but they mouth their platitudes, and simply expect to be taken at face value. It's truly repulsive.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 18, 2022 05:39 PM (4odx6)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 18, 2022 05:40 PM (njfCw)
Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2022 05:40 PM (2JoB8)
A political strategy put forth by V. Lenin a hundred years ago.
"The best way to control the opposition is to BECOME the opposition."
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 18, 2022 05:40 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 18, 2022 05:40 PM (F4b8f)
[insert laughing lizard people at a party meme here
https://tinyurl.com/yckmnacp ]
Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2022 05:40 PM (URNdm)
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Whereas the other Justices are demanding she wear a bag over her head, so there's that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2022 05:40 PM (YhzyV)
Posted by: Azathoth at January 18, 2022 05:40 PM (W3VUu)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2022 05:41 PM (EhsUs)
A political strategy put forth by V. Lenin a hundred years ago.
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As Lenin famously said of the Russian famine of 1896, "The worse, the better."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2022 05:41 PM (YhzyV)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 18, 2022 05:41 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 18, 2022 05:41 PM (njfCw)
Ace DESTROYS Dan Crenshaw in sharp tongue post
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 18, 2022 05:40 PM (F4b8f)
An interesting point. I wonder if any politician's staff lurks here.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 18, 2022 05:41 PM (mdjgu)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 18, 2022 05:41 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Azathoth at January 18, 2022 05:40 PM (W3VUu)
So the fat, sickly Nazgul didn't get her way.
Posted by: kraken at January 18, 2022 05:41 PM (6Je/Q)
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All the Justices are vaxxed, including Gorsuch, and I also assume boosted for the leftists and pussies, yet their vaxxes, and her vaxxes, and her mask won't save her from the Coof.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 18, 2022 05:42 PM (UHVv4)
Unless someone like Trump wanted to come in and fund an upstart with big monies just to shit all over the GOP. Which is no guarantee they'd win anyway.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 18, 2022 05:39 PM (BFigT)
Money doesn't always buy votes - Cantor knows that...
You have to try to win - see VA...it took a decade to take back the party...
Posted by: Nova local at January 18, 2022 05:42 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Nova local at January 18, 2022 05:33 PM (exHjb)
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You think short term. GOPe loses a few election cycles and the Uniparty realizes all they have are the Democrats. The GOPe is weeded out and a stronger party more responsive to voters will result.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 18, 2022 05:42 PM (cMXNt)
Posted by: Azathoth at January 18, 2022 05:42 PM (W3VUu)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 18, 2022 05:41 PM (mdjgu)
We don't have to put on pants, do we?
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 18, 2022 05:42 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: buzzion at January 18, 2022 05:43 PM (vMCab)
We don't have to put on pants, do we?
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 18, 2022 05:42 PM (Ez6QX)
Shit, if pols lurk here, I'm mooning them anyway. No pants makes that MUCH easier.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 18, 2022 05:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Nova local at January 18, 2022 05:42 PM (exHjb)
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To be fair...it feels like the fight for the soul of the Republican Party goes back to at least Taft vs. Eisenhower.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 18, 2022 05:43 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 18, 2022 05:43 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Erasmus at January 18, 2022 05:35 PM (mdjgu)
Prometheus: "I'd be in the discussion if someone hadn't made a worthless movie using my name."
Posted by: Boswell at January 18, 2022 05:43 PM (5iUNf)
Crenshaw faces a Primary Election on 1 March, 2022. He has 3 opponents. If you live in that District (West side of Houston, Richmond, Katy), read up on his opponents, find one you like and vote that sack of RINO shit out!
Posted by: Brewingfrog at January 18, 2022 05:43 PM (cjlB3)
Which is more than another Never-President achieved, Hillary...
Posted by: t-bird at January 18, 2022 05:44 PM (BvZkh)
Harelip, harelip!
Posted by: wth at January 18, 2022 05:44 PM (v0R5T)
Well Crenshaw busted in on the scene like a boss looking all strack and mercenary, gun slinger and got away with that image for a while but that's over. We've seen what he does and it's mostly move his eye patch over to his good eye. He's no more conservative than McCarthy. Almost as bad as Cheney.
He's a fake, phony fraud and he knows he's been outed which is why he tells what he feels more lately cause he knows we don't believe is convservatism phoniness anymore.
He needs to shove that Eye Patch where the sun don't shine. And btw get yourself an artificial eye. That's what most guys do cause they want to look normal and not stand out. But you wanted to call attention to your wound. To me that's almost as bad as stolen valor.
Posted by: jakee308 at January 18, 2022 05:44 PM (eQvlh)
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 18, 2022 05:16 PM (Ez6QX)
He must think his constituency is all ComiCon attendees.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 18, 2022 05:44 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 18, 2022 05:43 PM (LvTSG)
William Howard Taft vs. TR
Posted by: JoeF. at January 18, 2022 05:44 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 18, 2022 05:44 PM (F4b8f)
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 18, 2022 05:42 PM (Ez6QX)
What's this "pants" thing you're going on about?
- guy who's worked from home since at least 2017
Posted by: Azathoth at January 18, 2022 05:45 PM (W3VUu)
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Just ask the Republican candidate who lost to the "Independent" Snowblower in AK those many years ago.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 18, 2022 05:45 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Nova local at January 18, 2022 05:33 PM (exHjb)
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You think short term. GOPe loses a few election cycles and the Uniparty realizes all they have are the Democrats. The GOPe is weeded out and a stronger party more responsive to voters will result.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 18, 2022 05:42 PM (cMXNt)
There will be nothing to save if you give the Dems 20 years of all 3 branches of government with enormous majorities...which is what would happen if we just abandon the R without fixing it...
Posted by: Nova local at January 18, 2022 05:45 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: buzzion
I think he'll get reelected, because most voters are lazy, and don't keep up with everything this turd does.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 18, 2022 05:45 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Nova local at January 18, 2022 05:42 PM (exHjb)
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To be fair...it feels like the fight for the soul of the Republican Party goes back to at least Taft vs. Eisenhower.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 18, 2022 05:43 PM (LvTSG)
I'd go back even further, to Taft v. Roosevelt.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 18, 2022 05:46 PM (mdjgu)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 18, 2022 05:46 PM (F4b8f)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 18, 2022 05:46 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 18, 2022 05:46 PM (mdjgu)
Ahem.....
Posted by: JoeF. at January 18, 2022 05:46 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 18, 2022 05:36 PM (Ez6QX
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Hey Jimmy, we found another one!
*notes jordan61 in the record*
Posted by: San Francisco Department of Public Health at January 18, 2022 05:46 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 18, 2022 05:43 PM (LvTSG)
William Howard Taft vs. TR
Posted by: JoeF. at January 18, 2022 05:44 PM (mR6Gs)
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Eh...TR left the party to make the Bull Moose Party. Probably part and parcel, but it feels different.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 18, 2022 05:46 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 18, 2022 05:46 PM (mdjgu)
An interesting point. I wonder if any politician's staff lurks here.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 18, 2022 05:41 PM (mdjgu)
Highly doubtful. The DC crew makes an entire lifestyle out of never peering outside their bubble.
First of all, it revolts them. Grubby little normals, grubbing around in the grubby dirt. Gross. Secondly, it may just create a tiny little nagging doubt about their invulnerability to see the seething mass of humanity, many of whom vote for them, that hates them so very much.
And while I'm sure there's probably a *few* here and there who do look at what the proles are saying, and maybe even (GASP) sympathize with them, they would never speak of it in a meeting or anything. They'd fall through the trapdoor in that office before they could finish the sentence "So, I was visiting this conservative comments section, and..."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 18, 2022 05:46 PM (4odx6)
Breaking: Aussies worried they can't vaccinate their pets.
croc's got the covid.
Posted by: Roy
Do the Hokey Pokey in the Gympie Gympie.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2022 05:47 PM (63Dwl)
Crenshaw faces a Primary Election on 1 March, 2022. He has 3 opponents. If you live in that District (West side of Houston, Richmond, Katy), read up on his opponents, find one you like and vote that sack of RINO shit out!
Posted by: Brewingfrog at January 18, 2022 05:43 PM (cjlB3)
And talk to your friends and CONSOLIDATE your votes onto one person, after knowing that person isn't uniparty or a plant...incumbents win b/c they split the votes with lots of challengers...you need to pick one and run with him/her and push him/her everywhere...
Posted by: Nova local at January 18, 2022 05:47 PM (exHjb)
https://tinyurl.com/2p8pday6
Almost seems like he's screwing the pooch on purpose.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 18, 2022 05:47 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 18, 2022 05:48 PM (F4b8f)
Posted by: CDC at January 18, 2022 05:33 PM (dQvv7)
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I'd like some Cherry Pie, please!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 18, 2022 05:49 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 18, 2022 05:47 PM (wAnMi)
Or he's just unstable
Posted by: JoeF. at January 18, 2022 05:49 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2022 05:41 PM (EhsUs)
No problemo. I can honestly say I ambushed Ben Had and lived to tell the tale. So far.
Posted by: Eromero at January 18, 2022 05:49 PM (0OP+5)
Just showing up, and making a dramatic statement, could have a salutary effect, if for no other reason than embarrassing the Biden junta.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2022 05:19 PM (9KTP0)
This.
I can't help thinking about the Son Tay Raid in Vietnam. A failure, but it scared the living shit out of the North Viets, to the point that they consolidated all of the POWs in one easily defended spot in Hanoi, and coincidentally, resulted in markedly improved conditions and treatment for the POWs.
There's no reason to think that a similar improvement in conditions and treatment would be futile if a sitting US Congressman made a public stink about it.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 18, 2022 05:49 PM (n+4am)
Nothing spells political electoral problems than yelling at the very people you are trying to talk into voting for you.
Posted by: Boswell at January 18, 2022 05:49 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: wth at January 18, 2022 05:49 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 18, 2022 05:49 PM (EZebt)
Lemon Skunk. I'll take one for the team in the name of science.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 18, 2022 05:50 PM (njfCw)
Posted by: buzzion
I think he'll get reelected, because most voters are lazy, and don't keep up with everything this turd does.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 18, 2022 05:45 PM (VWp7G)
Apathy is the greatest advantage to every incumbent.
Posted by: buzzion at January 18, 2022 05:50 PM (vMCab)
https://tinyurl.com/mkmy92wu
In those millions of illegals have to be drug cartel members.
Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2022 05:50 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 18, 2022 05:50 PM (UHVv4)
All you're saying is "Vote Republican - no matter what". Except you use a lot more characters.
Posted by: Hombre Sans Fiesta at January 18, 2022 05:47 PM (Wd0WT)
VA is and has been the example of the decade. Repubs were nowhere for a decade. Then, Repubs got smart and ignored the "party wisdom." People voted against all the uniparty choices in the conventions for Gov, LT Gov, and AG...and then, they voted them in office. It was organization from the pure grassroots and then followed through in the election...
Posted by: Nova local at January 18, 2022 05:50 PM (exHjb)
It's not like they don't live on a continent that's one big giant warning sign from the Lord saying "Thou shalt not live here, dumbass."
The whole country is like one of those Star Trek sets where you show up and 5 minutes later Lieutenant Redshirt takes a poison thorn in the neck and turns into a salt lick.
Posted by: Azathoth at January 18, 2022 05:50 PM (W3VUu)
Posted by: I Mean at January 18, 2022 05:51 PM (YImO4)
Grass roots/national Go Fund Me is what these people need.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 18, 2022 05:51 PM (dl6yC)
The whole country is like one of those Star Trek sets where you show up and 5 minutes later Lieutenant Redshirt takes a poison thorn in the neck and turns into a salt lick.
Posted by: Azathoth at January 18, 2022 05:50 PM (W3VUu)
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They are the descendants of prison guards and wardens.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 18, 2022 05:51 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2022 05:51 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: wth at January 18, 2022 05:49 PM (v0R5T)
I can't stand Obama.
He's the biggest jerkoff to ever become president, and the least talented.
The guy got his dick sucked 24/7 and is nearly a billionaire, all because he was black enough to get white liberals wet
Posted by: JoeF. at January 18, 2022 05:52 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Sting Ray at January 18, 2022 05:52 PM (FJYfm)
all because he was black enough to get white liberals wet
Posted by: JoeF. at January 18, 2022 05:52 PM (mR6Gs)
*just* black enough, and not a bit more.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 18, 2022 05:52 PM (4odx6)
Posted by: I Mean
Maybe it's a shriveled little raisin? like he sold his soul through black magic with a cross-roads demon so he could be a penis sipping demoncrat uniparty stooge cross-roads deal.
Come on, Danny Boy. Peel that little whinge patch up and give us a look see.
Posted by: BifBewalski (IJES/) - at January 18, 2022 05:52 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: f'd at January 18, 2022 05:53 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Nova local at January 18, 2022 05:50 PM (exHjb)
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Yes, we can vote our way out of this mess that we are in.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 18, 2022 05:53 PM (dl6yC)
When does the Crenshaw action figure come out? My Barack Obama Seal Team 6 action figure is getting lonely.
Posted by: wth at January 18, 2022 05:49 PM (v0R5T)
Business Opportunity: Dan Crenshaw Urinal Cake
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 18, 2022 05:54 PM (n+4am)
Ben Sasse as "Sassy." Dan Crenshaw as "Patchy." Lindsay Graham as "Lucky Pierre." Bitch McConnell as "Super Turtle" and Mutt Rombley as "The Beaver."
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 18, 2022 05:54 PM (njfCw)
Posted by: f'd at January 18, 2022 05:53 PM (vrz2I)
You serious?
Posted by: Richard Gere at January 18, 2022 05:54 PM (FJYfm)
Hint - he does get that - that why he acts in his silly-tough guy political commercials. He just doesn't want to apply any of that effort for conservative causes.
He is a Democratic plant play-acting as a conservative - I've seen too much of it. It always manifests in the exuberance with which they attack actual conservatives.
Posted by: Brian at January 18, 2022 05:54 PM (9kfcJ)
Nothing spells political electoral problems than yelling at the very people you are trying to talk into voting for you.
Posted by: Boswell at January 18, 2022 05:49 PM (5iUNf)
Didn't know that was on GP, I saw it early this morning on twatter. Even if the kid was a "plant" (which seemed a bit doubtful since she followed up on her own), this was actually something he could have capitalized on to some extent. Instead, he gets shitty. I didn't see how it's questioning his faith to quote him, and question what he meant.
It's a shame, while I can't say I was a big supporter I had really hoped he was the real deal. But as they say, if it seems too good to believe... But reading the emails he spams me with you'd think he was Captain America 2.0.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 18, 2022 05:54 PM (wAnMi)
He's the biggest jerkoff to ever become president, and the least talented.
The guy got his dick sucked 24/7 and is nearly a billionaire, all because he was black enough to get white liberals wet
Posted by: JoeF.
Look at the bright side. The first black president was a mitigated failure.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 18, 2022 05:54 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 18, 2022 05:55 PM (F4b8f)
Posted by: I Mean at January 18, 2022 05:51 PM (YImO4)
Don't care much about his eye, but somebody should probably check that he still has balls, since they are clearly not in evidence at this point.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2022 05:55 PM (REhq8)
If Hillary had beaten Trump and installed 3 SC Justices we would look an awful lot more like Australia today.
Take a look at some of the recent polling on the virus and Democrats. Not only do majorities of them want forced vaccines they want enforced lockdowns of the unvaccinated. Not the infected, the unvaccinated.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2022 05:55 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 18, 2022 05:48 PM (F4b8f)
Wait. There's big money in pedophilia? What's the business model?
Posted by: Hunter Biden at January 18, 2022 05:55 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: f'd at January 18, 2022 05:53 PM (vrz2I)
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Fixed it.
Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2022 05:55 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: f'd
They weren't the one who run the servers, right?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 18, 2022 05:55 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 18, 2022 05:52 PM (mR6Gs)
Be fair. Also clean and articulate.
Posted by: Hombre Sans Fiesta at January 18, 2022 05:53 PM (Wd0WT)
Being serious though. I couldn't watch Obama through his 8 year presidency, now I can't stand to even hear his name.
And he has a big coffee table book out called Renegades with Springsteen, another phony
AssRenegades is more like it
Posted by: JoeF. at January 18, 2022 05:55 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: f'd at January 18, 2022 05:53 PM (vrz2I)
Eye believe we are approaching full retard
Posted by: A dude in MI at January 18, 2022 05:55 PM (/6GbT)
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Oh lord!
The diamond Schumer must've pinched off with his sphincter hearing that
Posted by: Well at January 18, 2022 05:55 PM (Tid00)
I'd question his Christian faith too. That's really bad.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 18, 2022 05:55 PM (k49Sx)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2022 05:56 PM (5bO5K)
Here, you should just jump off this fukkin cliff into water of unknown depth to get to the bottom quickly.
Here, kiss this deadly reptile cause it looks cool.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 18, 2022 05:56 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: f'd at January 18, 2022 05:53 PM (vrz2I)
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Fixed it.
Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2022 05:55 PM (XHhHI)
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Some proofreading would have helped.
Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2022 05:56 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: Mky at January 18, 2022 05:56 PM (cPGH3)
Hong Kong to kill nearly 2,000 hamsters after COVID-19 found in pet shop
Buyers of hamsters after Dec. 22 were instructed to hand the pets over to authorities.
Posted by: f'd at January 18, 2022 05:56 PM (vrz2I)
Right, either he agrees that these people held in a gulag are bad guys (which he has said in the past) or he's just lazy. Either way: time to primary his worthless carcass.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2022 05:56 PM (KZzsI)
Ex Mil? Check
Ex Spec Forces? Double check
Corporate $$? Check
We got it here in MO w/Greitens. All of that. And the cool cons were saying all along he was a RiNO. Soros ended up ending him, but only one party carves up elections like Ds. They figure it out, run a fake candidate, blow up the primary with 8 fake Rs. If a few honest conservatives make it in? Use the IC and Big Tech to fuck them.
We don't play to win.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 18, 2022 05:56 PM (7Fj9P)
***
Oh, I already came to grips years ago with the idea that if Hillary was ever elected, we were going to have a civil war.
Posted by: Azathoth at January 18, 2022 05:56 PM (W3VUu)
Posted by: f'd at January 18, 2022 05:53 PM (vrz2I)
I guess they are X-Hamsters now....
Posted by: JoeF. at January 18, 2022 05:57 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: kraken at January 18, 2022 05:57 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: f'd at January 18, 2022 05:53 PM (vrz2I)
You serious?
Posted by: Richard Gere at January 18, 2022 05:54 PM (FJYfm)
2,000 pants-parties euthanized after 11 test positive for Covid: https://tinyurl.com/bdd9buyy
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 18, 2022 05:57 PM (wAnMi)
Buyers of hamsters after Dec. 22 were instructed to hand the pets over to authorities.
Posted by: f'd at January 18, 2022 05:56 PM (vrz2I)
Oh FFS already.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 18, 2022 05:57 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 18, 2022 05:58 PM (njfCw)
Posted by: wth at January 18, 2022 05:58 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: f'd at January 18, 2022 05:58 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 18, 2022 05:58 PM (3YVs3)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 18, 2022 05:58 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 18, 2022 05:45 PM (VWp7G)
~~~~~
Maybe Trump will put him on his List. My rep, Chris Smith (Rino-NJ) made the list and I'm thrilled. Pretty sure Trumpers will pay attention to him when it comes to removing Rinos.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 18, 2022 05:58 PM (0TVNF)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 18, 2022 05:58 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: kraken at January 18, 2022 05:58 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: The Wise Latina at January 18, 2022 05:58 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: kraken at January 18, 2022 05:57 PM (6Je/Q)
They were winding up in a wok one way or another.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 18, 2022 05:58 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
Dude... you look at your name?
Posted by: Mky at January 18, 2022 05:58 PM (cPGH3)
https://tinyurl.com/Project-Thor-BOOM
How do you get the heavy tungsten rods into space, you ask? Why, you use the StratoLauncher, which is a yuge aircraft that yours truly saw flying high over Edwards AFB in Cali last week:
https://tinyurl.com/StratoLauncher
A Nuke Without The Mess.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 18, 2022 05:58 PM (KGs+i)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 18, 2022 05:58 PM (njfCw)
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Gerbils.
Posted by: Richard Gere at January 18, 2022 05:58 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 18, 2022 05:59 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: wth
Second look at Pete Davidson?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 18, 2022 05:59 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2022 05:59 PM (5bO5K)
=========================
DO YOU PEOPLE NOT FEEL MY PAIN!??! Oh and, pray for Tibet.
Posted by: Richard "Dick" Geer at January 18, 2022 05:59 PM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: f'd at January 18, 2022 05:58 PM (vrz2I)
By aggressively culling hamsters we will improve the species. The result will be intelligent hamsters.
Do we really want intelligent hamsters?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 18, 2022 05:59 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 18, 2022 05:59 PM (njfCw)
Posted by: wth at January 18, 2022 05:59 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: JoeF
Ah, the things i learn here...
Posted by: Mky at January 18, 2022 06:00 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: buzzion at January 18, 2022 06:00 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: f'd
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BREAKING: Hong Kong to cull 2,000 animals after hamsters tested positive for C-19 at pet store with infected employee.
Richard Gere hardest hit.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 18, 2022 06:00 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: f'd at January 18, 2022 05:53 PM (vrz2I)
I guess they are X-Hamsters now....
Posted by: JoeF. at January 18, 2022 05:57 PM (mR6Gs)
C'mon guys. Not even a (golf clap) for this?
Posted by: JoeF. at January 18, 2022 06:00 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: f'd at January 18, 2022 05:56 PM (vrz2I)
All in those folding white boxes with the wire handles.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 18, 2022 06:00 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Guy Smiley
I guarantee you they try that shiz with MegaRoy, they'll have a very brief and violent preview of anything 2A related.
Posted by: BifBewalski (IJES/) - at January 18, 2022 06:00 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 18, 2022 06:00 PM (F4b8f)
I pay you assholes to plant morons (Not Morons) that'll lob hanging curveballs for me to launch into the cheap seats, not that crap I just got. Be better!
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 18, 2022 06:01 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 18, 2022 06:00 PM (mR6Gs)
Ah jeez, now I get it.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 18, 2022 06:01 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: buzzion at January 18, 2022 06:00 PM (vMCab)
Based on what MSFT has done to previous game companies...this is very bad news for gamers.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 18, 2022 06:01 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at January 18, 2022 06:01 PM (QZ/dC)
I guess they are X-Hamsters now....
Posted by: JoeF. at January 18, 2022 05:57 PM (mR6Gs)
C'mon guys. Not even a (golf clap) for this?
Posted by: JoeF. at January 18, 2022 06:00 PM (mR6Gs)
Guess you will have to link it to sell the joke.
Posted by: kraken at January 18, 2022 06:01 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 18, 2022 06:01 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 18, 2022 06:02 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 18, 2022 06:02 PM (F4b8f)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 18, 2022 05:58 PM (jvt6t)
I'm more concerned about Murky and Snow, but he can get bent, too.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2022 06:02 PM (REhq8)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 18, 2022 05:57 PM (mR6Gs)
C'mon guys. Not even a (golf clap) for this?
Posted by: JoeF. at January 18, 2022 06:00 PM (mR6Gs)
I don't get it. And not in a TJM way.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 18, 2022 06:02 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at January 18, 2022 06:02 PM (QZ/dC)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 18, 2022 06:03 PM (njfCw)
--Chinese manufacturer
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2022 06:03 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 18, 2022 06:03 PM (9IwHp)
Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem
No, mutant superhamsters saving the world.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 18, 2022 06:03 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 18, 2022 06:02 PM (Ez6QX)
Xhamster => mega porn site.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 18, 2022 06:03 PM (o2MD2)
I guess they are X-Hamsters now....
Posted by: JoeF. at January 18, 2022 05:57 PM (mR6Gs)
C'mon guys. Not even a (golf clap) for this?
Posted by: JoeF. at January 18, 2022 06:00 PM (mR6Gs)
I have no idea what you're talking about.
*looks around. coughs*
Posted by: buzzion at January 18, 2022 06:03 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 18, 2022 06:03 PM (F4b8f)
Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2022 06:03 PM (0IeYL)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 18, 2022 06:03 PM (njfCw)
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It's China, so it's just the sound of a welder.
Posted by: Richard Gere at January 18, 2022 06:03 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 18, 2022 06:00 PM (F4b8f)
It has become Hampsterdome. Two Hampsters enter...
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2022 06:03 PM (REhq8)
If you do it you'd better deliver. If you don't then you look like an idiot.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 18, 2022 06:03 PM (guGkK)
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Demanding?
Actually, I want her to hang on at least until the Repubs take over the Senate, and ideally until there's a Republican President as well. So mask up, Supremes!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2022 06:03 PM (YhzyV)
Posted by: Guy Smiley "
People will need a secret room in the attic.
Posted by: f'd at January 18, 2022 06:04 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: kraken at January 18, 2022 06:04 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at January 18, 2022 06:02 PM (QZ/dC)
It wouldn't lead to anything positive.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 18, 2022 06:04 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Truth-Seeker at January 18, 2022 06:04 PM (SeGCh)
Wasn't that Babe Ruth?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 18, 2022 06:04 PM (bkUtD)
**
"Well, it was that or work at Nike so..."
- the hamsters
Posted by: Azathoth at January 18, 2022 06:05 PM (W3VUu)
How embarassing that must be in the cop bars.
"Hey there pal, I'm Detective Jock Manley! What's your gig?"
"Um...(sotto voce) hamstercop..."
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 18, 2022 06:05 PM (njfCw)
Damn, just when I thought World of Warcraft couldn't get any worse.
I shouldn't say that though, Dungeon Siege was a fun series of games.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2022 06:05 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: dartist at January 18, 2022 06:05 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: f'd at January 18, 2022 06:05 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: f'd at January 18, 2022 05:53 PM (vrz2I)
I guess they are X-Hamsters now....
Posted by: JoeF. at January 18, 2022 05:57 PM (mR6Gs)
C'mon guys. Not even a (golf clap) for this?
Posted by: JoeF. at January 18, 2022 06:00 PM (mR6Gs)
***
And just like that we are back to China and animals. What's next? Bats?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2022 06:05 PM (axyOa)
Wasn't that Babe Ruth?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 18, 2022 06:04 PM (bkUtD)
Why would Yogi Berea point at Babe Ruth?
Posted by: 29Victor at January 18, 2022 06:05 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2022 06:05 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Guy Smiley "
People will need a secret room in the attic.
Posted by: f'd
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Can't help but picture a big Irish cop doing the knocking, and bugs bunny instructing the bank robbers to hide in the oven.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 18, 2022 06:06 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2022 06:06 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 18, 2022 06:06 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: f'd at January 18, 2022 06:06 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: dartist at January 18, 2022 06:05 PM
Maybe GEN Flynn.
Posted by: Bert G at January 18, 2022 06:06 PM (iMNfP)
Posted by: dartist at January 18, 2022 06:06 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Guy Smile
Where would a guy like me fit into that scenario?
Posted by: Kovid Kop at January 18, 2022 06:06 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2022 06:06 PM (REhq8)
You should have known. To throw that shield around, Captain America had depth perception.
** hurls shield, decapitates five spectators **
Aide: "Uh, sir, perhaps you'd do better as Daredevil"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/s at January 18, 2022 06:06 PM (cgHdD)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 18, 2022 06:03 PM (9IwHp)
.......
I want to see eye to eye with mine.
Posted by: wth at January 18, 2022 06:07 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Truth-Seeker at January 18, 2022 06:04 PM (SeGCh)
Eye see what you did there.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2022 06:07 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2022 06:07 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 18, 2022 06:08 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/s at January 18, 2022 06:08 PM (cgHdD)
Posted by: kraken at January 18, 2022 06:08 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at January 18, 2022 06:02 PM (QZ/dC)
It wouldn't lead to anything positive.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 18, 2022 06:04 PM (guGkK)
Depends on what you look for.
I mean... I have no idea what that is.
*cough*
Posted by: buzzion at January 18, 2022 06:08 PM (vMCab)
---------------------------------------------------------
Makes me think of how Gavin Newsom got his start, running as a kind of moderate conservative, "I'm better than the lefty that I'm running against" type.
And look at him now.
Posted by: RM at January 18, 2022 06:08 PM (U3LtS)
Posted by: dartist at January 18, 2022 06:05 PM (+ya+t)
Most of them, but the good ones are too smart to run for office.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2022 06:08 PM (REhq8)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 18, 2022 06:03 PM (o2MD2)
Ah. Well that's a weird name for a porn site.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 18, 2022 06:08 PM (Ez6QX)
R. Lee Ermey was pretty good albeit not a politico. I always thought he should have been tapped as White House press secretary.
"What are your Questions!!?!"
Posted by: Common Tater at January 18, 2022 06:08 PM (psL96)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 18, 2022 06:08 PM (9IwHp)
Posted by: Justice Sodamayor at January 18, 2022 06:08 PM (3YVs3)
Posted by: Truth-Seeker at January 18, 2022 06:04 PM (SeGCh)
........
Maybe if he'd quit winking at me.
Posted by: wth at January 18, 2022 06:08 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: 29Victor at January 18, 2022 06:05 PM (BJKQV)
Pointing him out to the NKVD?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2022 06:09 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 18, 2022 06:09 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 18, 2022 06:09 PM (8AONa)
Speaking of China, anybody else find it a bit troubling that one of the featured speakers at this years masters of the universe WEF Davos Forum is Xi Jinping?
Posted by: JackStraw
Fauci running his ignorant mouth before them bothers me far more.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/s at January 18, 2022 06:09 PM (cgHdD)
well, except Americans will be a lot harder to drag off to "unvaxx camps" armed they way they are - and doubtful Local LEO are going to go out to Cletis's farm and try and drag away the missus and chilluns...
So, not ever going to be like Australia, as much as a Hillary tries to make that happen...
Posted by: Boswell at January 18, 2022 06:09 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2022 06:06 PM (REhq8
Why is she worried all on the Court are fully vaxed and boosted.... )
Posted by: It's me donna at January 18, 2022 06:09 PM (TdaKq)
"What are your Questions!!?!"
Posted by: Common Tater
Imagine him tearing into Acosta. Must-see TV/
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 18, 2022 06:09 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: JackStraw
Nah, he's gonna be the leader of the New World Order. Who'd you have in the pool?
Posted by: MkY at January 18, 2022 06:09 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: BifBewalski (IJES/) - at January 18, 2022 06:09 PM (IJES/)
@kirk_bado
"A review of Senate candidate Herschel Walker's Instagram account shows he follows several accounts with links to racy material. One of the accounts has a name not suitable for a family newsletter."
-
I think I can speak for everyone here when I say, "That
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 18, 2022 06:09 PM (FVME7)
Buyers of hamsters after Dec. 22 were instructed to hand the pets over to authorities.
Posted by: f'd at January 18, 2022 05:56 PM (vrz2I)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Posted by: ... at January 18, 2022 06:09 PM (YcvYE)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 18, 2022 06:03 PM (o2MD2)
Ah. Well that's a weird name for a porn site.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 18, 2022 06:08 PM (Ez6QX)
Looked 'em up, they are out of Cyprus. Cyprus. Not a place I think about, ever.
Posted by: kraken at January 18, 2022 06:09 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 18, 2022 06:08 PM (Ez6QX)
No worse than Thumbzilla, or Pornhub, or Xvideo, or.....
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 18, 2022 06:10 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
They're busy scouting Ukraine at the moment.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 18, 2022 06:10 PM (bkUtD)
Why is she worried all on the Court are fully vaxed and boosted.... )
Posted by: It's me donna
Kavvy was boofing out pharts
Posted by: BifBewalski (IJES/) - at January 18, 2022 06:10 PM (IJES/)
I'm not nearly as confident of that as you. Hope you're right.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2022 06:10 PM (ZLI7S)
@kirk_bado
"A review of Senate candidate Herschel Walker's Instagram account shows he follows several accounts with links to racy material. One of the accounts has a name not suitable for a family newsletter."
And ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 18, 2022 06:11 PM (TdaKq)
Eh, you all said it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 18, 2022 06:11 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 18, 2022 06:09 PM (bkUtD)
Jackwagon is my new name for the boy. Has been since the commercial. Covers the subject nicely.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2022 06:11 PM (REhq8)
Posted by: Justice Sodamayor at January 18, 2022 06:08 PM (3YVs3)
You sure it's not coprophagia?
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 18, 2022 06:11 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: dartist at January 18, 2022 06:05 PM (+ya+t)
~~~~~
Tom Cotton
Posted by: IrishEi at January 18, 2022 06:11 PM (0TVNF)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 18, 2022 06:12 PM (3YVs3)
"What are your Questions!!?!"
Posted by: Common Tater
Imagine him tearing into Acosta. Must-see TV/
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 18, 2022 06:09 PM (bkUtD)
You ask another stupid question like that, Jimmy, I am gonna rip out one of your eyes- AND FUCK THE HOLE!!!
*calm, respectful* Next question.
Posted by: RL Ermey at January 18, 2022 06:12 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 18, 2022 06:12 PM (k49Sx)
In 2007, DeSantis reported to the Naval Special Warfare Command Group in Coronado, California, where he was assigned to SEAL Team One and deployed to Iraq[8] with the troop surge as the Legal Advisor to the SEAL Commander, Special Operations Task Force-West in Fallujah.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 18, 2022 06:12 PM (F4b8f)
Posted by: tcn in AK
Nice.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 18, 2022 06:12 PM (bkUtD)
@kirk_bado
"A review of Senate candidate Herschel Walker's Instagram account shows he follows several accounts with links to racy material. One of the accounts has a name not suitable for a family newsletter."
And ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 18, 2022 06:11 PM (TdaKq)
I think it's kinda like when kids discover that their parents ever had sex.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2022 06:12 PM (REhq8)
(Plants KISS-boot on cane/eyepatch/hearing aid; Imperial Konzern Productionkraft Propaganda Offizier)
Zod is not afraid to take advantage of opportunity (flexes). The weak must go under.
Posted by: ZOD at January 18, 2022 06:12 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: ... at January 18, 2022 06:09 PM (YcvYE)
LMAO when I refreshed the sock disappeared but ol canuck beat me to it anyway.
Posted by: ... at January 18, 2022 06:13 PM (YcvYE)
@kirk_bado
"A review of Senate candidate Herschel Walker's Instagram account shows he follows several accounts with links to racy material. One of the accounts has a name not suitable for a family newsletter."
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Ah. concernism.
Seems to me that as Jack made sure that you can send uncensored porn on Twitter all you have to have is a link to Twitter.
Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2022 06:13 PM (XHhHI)
You ask another stupid question like that, Jimmy, I am gonna rip out one of your eyes- AND FUCK THE HOLE!!!
*calm, respectful* Next question.
Posted by: RL Ermey
Now I need to go watch the first half of FMJ.
Posted by: BifBewalski (IJES/) - at January 18, 2022 06:13 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 18, 2022 06:12 PM (3YVs3)
*snort*
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 18, 2022 06:13 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/s at January 18, 2022 06:13 PM (cgHdD)
Posted by: RM at January 18, 2022 06:13 PM (U3LtS)
Posted by: IrishEi at January 18, 2022 06:11 PM (0TVNF)
No. He is very little better than Crenshaw.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 18, 2022 06:13 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2022 06:13 PM (2JoB8)
==================
The opener.
And one of his main themes was to encourage the Fed not to be aggressive raising rates. Hmmm....bond market wants higher rates and Xi wants only minor change...who will the Fed listen to?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 18, 2022 06:13 PM (VMY76)
Herschel, what's your nic?
Posted by: t-bird at January 18, 2022 06:14 PM (l0OK9)
Posted by: IrishEi at January 18, 2022 06:11 PM (0TVNF)
No. He is very little better than Crenshaw.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 18, 2022 06:13 PM (o2MD2)
I like Tom Cotton... No way is he like Crenshaw
Posted by: It's me donna at January 18, 2022 06:14 PM (TdaKq)
@kirk_bado
"A review of Senate candidate Herschel Walker's Instagram account shows he follows several accounts with links to racy material. One of the accounts has a name not suitable for a family newsletter."
And ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 18, 2022 06:11 PM (TdaKq)
I think it's kinda like when kids discover that their parents ever had sex.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2022 06:12 PM (REhq
I think they still think this is a deal breaker for conservatives- as being too gauche and improper. Hell, at least he likes women!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 18, 2022 06:14 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 18, 2022 06:14 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 18, 2022 06:14 PM (F4b8f)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 18, 2022 06:14 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Nova local at January 18, 2022 06:14 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 18, 2022 06:09 PM (8AONa)
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Yes he does. Julie Kelly reported today that there are six from Texas and one of them is from Crenshaw's district.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 18, 2022 06:15 PM (0TVNF)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 18, 2022 06:14 PM (TdaKq)
He's gutless, and from my state.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 18, 2022 06:15 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 18, 2022 06:12 PM (3YVs3)
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Me too. I'd say something to him but I kinda like my teeth.
Posted by: wth at January 18, 2022 06:15 PM (v0R5T)
The stress of covid(the othering of the unclean), sky rocketing prices, the state of the schools.
She said she hates democrats and the resident in thief and demanded to know why she voted that way.
I told her to apologize but she can remain firm that everything is worse under this president.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 18, 2022 06:15 PM (YglAn)
Posted by: Hershel Walker at January 18, 2022 06:15 PM (nfrXX)
"A review of Senate candidate Herschel Walker's Instagram account shows he follows several accounts with links to racy material. One of the accounts has a name not suitable for a family newsletter."
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Pics or it didn't happen.
Posted by: Azathoth at January 18, 2022 06:15 PM (W3VUu)
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2022 06:16 PM (REhq8)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 18, 2022 06:13 PM (o2MD2)
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I'm surprised to hear you say that. Cotton, at least, gets out and loud in support of Jan 6 prisoners, when hardly anyone else will (especially that dweeb, Crenshaw).
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 18, 2022 06:16 PM (VMY76)
Posted by: IrishEi
And he will do nothing to help his constituent. Lovely.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 18, 2022 06:16 PM (bkUtD)
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Big'Uns??
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 18, 2022 06:16 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 18, 2022 06:14 PM (dNqv+)
If that is the worst they can come up with then I think we may be looking at Senator Walker.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2022 06:16 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 18, 2022 06:11 PM (TdaKq)
Isn't it obvious? That report can only mean one thing. He's a nasty free thinking conservative!
Posted by: ... at January 18, 2022 06:16 PM (YcvYE)
Posted by: BifBewalski (IJES/) - at January 18, 2022 06:16 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: JackStraw
Nah, he's gonna be the leader of the New World Order. Who'd you have in the pool?
Posted by: MkY at January 18, 2022 06:09 PM (cPGH3)
My money is still on Cthulhu. Why settle for the lesser evil.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 18, 2022 06:16 PM (yQpMk)
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And the journey of Bobby Kotick is complete. Bought the company when it was making nothing but educational software. Built it into the largest third party publisher around 2010. Pulled the rip cord and will walk away a billionaire.
And he's still known in old Hollywood circles as the guy who clogged up Schwarzenegger's toilet.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at January 18, 2022 06:16 PM (uhPTO)
Posted by: DB at January 18, 2022 06:16 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2022 06:12 PM (REhq
As the parent of a couple of tweens who just had this horrifying realization, it's immensely amusing.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at January 18, 2022 06:16 PM (/umJ9)
Posted by: Your Illustrious Media at January 18, 2022 06:16 PM (YcvYE)
Posted by: Xipe Totec
Drove through Arkansas on the way to Texas when Covid started to get my son. Gorgeous state, and the only part I didn't like was Little Rock. The rest was really nice.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 18, 2022 06:17 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 18, 2022 06:17 PM (F4b8f)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 18, 2022 06:16 PM (VMY76)
He certified the damn stolen election and the letter he sent me was full of bullshit, weak kneed excuses. Fucking worm.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 18, 2022 06:17 PM (o2MD2)
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Big'Uns??
Posted by: andycanuck
Busty Asian Lesbians?
Posted by: BifBewalski (IJES/) - at January 18, 2022 06:17 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: BifBewalski
yep
Congress passed a law, I forget when, that states no military officer, past present or future, can ever outrank George Washington
Posted by: DB at January 18, 2022 06:18 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 18, 2022 06:12 PM (k49Sx)
In fairness, Crenshaw's asserted Jesus Christ is a Jungian hero archetype, probably an idea he picked up reading Joseph Campbell but also an idea effectively refuted by C.S. Lewis, who called it 'The Corn King' argument. That's a different argument than whether or not Christ existed as a human being.
Posted by: troyriser at January 18, 2022 06:18 PM (+UKMq)
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Dude, you couldn't handle my family.
Posted by: Azathoth at January 18, 2022 06:18 PM (W3VUu)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 18, 2022 06:14 PM (dNqv+)
Almost as sad as the black day that Trump said "pussy". A stain on our national conscience. --NRO
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at January 18, 2022 06:18 PM (/umJ9)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
What's that highway that goes south out of St Loo in Arkansas? The only time I saw EVERY car and truck doing the speed limit. Weird.
Posted by: MkY at January 18, 2022 06:19 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 18, 2022 06:17 PM (bkUtD)
You should see my farm up in the Ozarks in the northern part of the state. Beautiful. And I shoot high power rifles off my front porch.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 18, 2022 06:19 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: MkY
Don't know it. We were stuck for an hour when a car destroyed a camping trailer. Not on injury, which was wild because the trailer looked like it exploded.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 18, 2022 06:20 PM (bkUtD)
A Nuke Without The Mess.
Posted by: Sharkman
Would love to see a demonstration of the Rod from God.
Posted by: Infidel at werk at January 18, 2022 06:20 PM (/oG9s)
Posted by: steven burley at January 18, 2022 06:20 PM (TTy55)
Posted by: Xipe Totec
I became a Razorbacks football fan right after. Pretty nice season they had this year.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 18, 2022 06:21 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 18, 2022 06:15 PM (YglAn)
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All of us feel the stress. Especially when I go to the grocery store, as I just did. Raising a family isn't going to get easier here for a little bit. I have a daughter that voted that way too, and I have to bite my tongue.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 18, 2022 06:21 PM (VMY76)
Posted by: Infidel at werk at January 18, 2022 06:20 PM (/oG9s)
Uh oh!
Posted by: Iranian nuclear facilities at January 18, 2022 06:21 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2022 06:22 PM (2JoB8)
As always, the first/most important question about such things is: what does this say about his voters, or the pool of voters from which he hopes to get a winning share. Yikes.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2022 06:22 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at January 18, 2022 06:18 PM (/umJ9)
Plus it led to all those "women" walking around with their genitalia displayed on their heads. Ew.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2022 06:22 PM (REhq8)
Well, let's see... There's Washington. And then there's... Um, there's... Yeah, I guess that's about it.
Posted by: Oddbob at January 18, 2022 06:22 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 18, 2022 06:22 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Oddbob at January 18, 2022 06:22 PM (nfrXX)
Eisenhower didn't do a bad job.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2022 06:23 PM (Q9lwr)
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Rip your head off and shit down your neck you ask me one more stupid question.
Posted by: dartist at January 18, 2022 06:23 PM (+ya+t)
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Eat them before they eat you.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 18, 2022 06:23 PM (FVME7)
If Democrats had existed back then, they would have pushed to disqualify him for conflict-of-interest.
Posted by: t-bird at January 18, 2022 06:25 PM (BvZkh)
One - it wouldn't be constitutional for the Senate to block things. WTFFFF? Ridiculous, on its face. But even better, ...
Two. If OMG we fail to certify this election, OMG we will have opened the floodgates, and *there's no telling what the Dems might do in the future!!!!*.
Along with the collapse of the judiciary - in one of its few actually legitimate roles - and the collapse of the state legislatures, this was sort of a key part of the dissolution that the 2020 election represented.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2022 06:25 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2022 06:16 PM
Not to mention their "sex workers are stronk empowered women!" stance.
Posted by: Bert G at January 18, 2022 06:25 PM (iMNfP)
Has there been any ex-military that haven't been disappointing?
Posted by: dartist at January 18, 2022 06:05 PM (+ya+t)
The tell is if a politico keeps shoving his fucking fruit salad in your face, talking about how he's hardcore, code name Agent Orange.
"Oh, eat shit and die, you fucking Spanish American. You fucking pogue! I was there man! I was in the shit with the grunts!"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 18, 2022 06:26 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2022 06:26 PM (OTzUX)
Teddy is another one. How about Andrew Jackson, too?
Posted by: t-bird at January 18, 2022 06:27 PM (BvZkh)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2022 06:28 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2022 06:36 PM (2JoB8)
Succinctly put.
Posted by: ZOD at January 18, 2022 06:37 PM (x8kT3)
Yes Professor Jacobson himself
Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2022 06:42 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2022 06:23 PM (Q9lwr)
I like Ike.
Posted by: Javems at January 18, 2022 06:55 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Elvis' Skeleton at January 18, 2022 06:57 PM (ZEUCO)
If he gets primaried I won't shed a tear. And I don't give a fuck is he is some sort of "war hero". That isn't a shield from criticism.
Posted by: Snake Spirit at January 18, 2022 06:59 PM (CdZ4i)
Posted by: GlendaleGreybeard at January 18, 2022 07:01 PM (cn6vO)
The SOF community has its share of scumbags. They are known as "the 10%ers" because roughly 10% of them are absolute buddy fuckers or criminals. If you ever saw the UCMJ records you would be appalled.
Posted by: Johnny Noir at January 18, 2022 05:21 PM (ceKpf)
I have worked up close with Special Forces. They are in two types: genuine, no-shit badasses and whiny, mewling prima donnas. I have no desire to work with them again.
Posted by: Snake Spirit at January 18, 2022 07:06 PM (CdZ4i)
Posted by: Fox2! at January 18, 2022 07:15 PM (3FBAK)
Posted by: bombolino at January 18, 2022 07:56 PM (A5d7R)
Or a miniature KN-95 with Fauci's face on it
Posted by: some guy at January 18, 2022 08:46 PM (OadoO)
All veterans are not good people, such as John Kerry, Al Gore and Dan Crenshaw.
Posted by: obsidian at January 19, 2022 10:53 AM (Bw26F)
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Jan 6 protestors beg to differ.
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