Saturday Overnight Open Thread (1/22/22)

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(Mystery Click H/T Sharon (willow's apprentice))


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The Saturday Night Joke

One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with
names with small American flags mounted on either side of it. The seven year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, "Good morning Alex."

"Good morning Pastor," he replied , still focused on the plaque. "Pastor, what is this?" he asked.

The pastor said, "Well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service." Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque.

Finally, little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear,
asked, "Which service, the 9:00 or the 10:45?"

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Work on your foreign language skills. NSFW(H/T Slapweasel)


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I can just imagine the parent-teacher conference for these two guys. "If only Liam and Rory would apply themselves."

Hunt for men who brought dead body into post office in bizarre bid to collect pension
When the worker at the store in Carlow, in south-east Ireland, raised her concerns, the suspects dropped the body of Peadar Doyle on the floor and fled the scene


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Space Gold? Hmmm......I'm not so sure about that.

ALL THAT GLITTERS Nasa wants to turn POO and even astronaut breath into ‘space gold’ with genius waste system

NASA is trying to work out how to recycle human waste, including poo and the carbon dioxide we breathe out, into useful products.

Recycling waste could help astronauts go on longer missions without being held back by the amount of resources they can bring.


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We think of yesteryear being wonderful and wholesome. Hold on a second..........How to scare children in the 1920s

Is there still a small part of you who thinks the bogeyman is going to grab your feet if you dangle them off the side of your bed? Well, these photographs certainly won’t help.

These chilling images come from a series of photographs entitled “The Goblins Will Get You If You Don’t Watch Out”, and were made sometime around 1923-1934. They tell a nightmarish tale of a little girl being abducted by horrible creatures of the night.

The photographs were inspired by the 1885 poem “Little Orphant Annie” by James Whitcomb Riley, which describes naughty children snatched away by goblins as punishment for their misbehavior. Browse through the entire series below:


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I have enough problems with purchasing new items. I think I'll pass on this.

Pre-loved sex dolls flying off the shelves as shop offers second-hand companions
People are buying used sex dolls online for a fraction of the price they'd pay picking one up brand new - some have got their own names and others come with real human hair


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The ONT Musical Interlude



Born on this day: 22 Jan 1931
American singer, songwriter, and entrepreneur Sam Cooke who had the 1957 US No.1 & UK No.29 single 'You Send Me' and a 1986 UK No.2 single with 'Wonderful World', (which was first released in 1960). He began singing as a child and joined The Soul Stirrers before moving to a solo career. Cooke died on December 11th 1964 at the Hacienda Motel, at 9137 South Figueroa Street, in Los Angeles, California after he sustained a gunshot wound to the chest. via thisdayinmusic.com


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On this day: 22 Jan 2017
English bass guitar player Pete Overend Watts and founding member of the 1970s rock band, Mott the Hoople died from throat cancer aged 69. Watts helped start the Buddies with guitarist Mick Ralphs, a band that evolved into Mott the Hoople after periods in which it was known as the Doc Thomas Group, the Shakedown Sound, then Silence. They became Mott the Hoople after Ian Hunter joined in 1969. Watts continued with Dale Griffin, Morgan Fisher and Ray Major in the Mott successor British Lions. He later became a record producer, producing albums for artists including Hanoi Rocks and Dumb Blondes. via thisdayinmusic.com


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I love a good hamburger. But not enough to be arrested for a felony or to become a Genius Award Winner.

JANUARY 19--A Louisiana motorist who last night led police on a “lengthy pursuit” before surrendering told cops that he did not initially stop his vehicle “because he wanted to eat his burger that he just purchased,” according to an arrest report.

A Monroe Police Department officer reported trying to pull over a 2006 Chevrolet Impala that had been traveling “with its high beams activated, which made it harder for me to see the roadway when approaching the vehicle.”

But when the cop activated his lights and siren around 11:10 PM, the driver of the Impala did not stop. Instead, the vehicle “then lead officers on a lengthy pursuit reaching 60 MPH in a posted 25 MPH zone without stopping.”

After going through “approximately 6 stop signs without making complete stops,” driver Allen Seaberry, 37, pulled up in front of his Monroe home around midnight and “exited the vehicle holding a hamburger.”

Seaberry, seen above, was handcuffed and read his rights. He then told police that he “couldn’t stop due to his brakes being out and because he wanted to eat his burger that he just purchased.”


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1 Mhmm.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 22, 2022 10:00 PM (+WWsf)

2 Meep

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 22, 2022 10:00 PM (U2p+3)

3 Yes MHONT

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ In Memorium: Absent Friends and Companions at January 22, 2022 10:00 PM (hOUT3)

4 Spankings!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 22, 2022 10:00 PM (U2p+3)

5

№ 1

Posted by: Zettai at January 22, 2022 10:00 PM (VMrO7)

6 Always Late

Posted by: Braenyard at January 22, 2022 10:00 PM (MS9b1)

7 Almost first, LOL.

Posted by: Farmer at January 22, 2022 10:01 PM (55Qr6)

8 🎸
All the people stared as if we were both quite insane
Someday my name and hers are going to be the same
👫

It was another world then.
_____

Iiiiiitttt's ONTea-time!

Posted by: mindful webworker - clik here at January 22, 2022 10:01 PM (ZLwHg)

9 Yum!

Posted by: lin-duh at January 22, 2022 10:01 PM (UUBmN)

10 The Duke did a lot of that in his movies.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2022 10:01 PM (axyOa)

11 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at January 22, 2022 10:01 PM (Ka4Ry)

12 Finally, little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear,
asked, "Which service, the 9:00 or the 10:45

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 22, 2022 10:02 PM (lCui1)

13 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 22, 2022 10:02 PM (mD/uy)

14 good evening all

Posted by: wing at January 22, 2022 10:02 PM (PlW9M)

15 Present!

Posted by: Biden's Dog at January 22, 2022 10:03 PM (lfJEy)

16 I guess the upside of buying a preloved sex doll is that you know she puts out.

Posted by: thinking is not my strong suit at January 22, 2022 10:03 PM (3YVs3)

17 Have the 49ers frozen to death yet?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 22, 2022 10:03 PM (I2/tG)

18 Mystery click! Awesomely done!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 22, 2022 10:04 PM (JfNvZ)

19 We're not gonna take it.

Anymore

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 22, 2022 10:04 PM (U2p+3)

20 "Flowers on my dick and bees all around" is the greatest sentence I've ever read.

Posted by: Robert at January 22, 2022 10:05 PM (rIgyF)

21 Two-timing sex dolls.
Some people are just messed up.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2022 10:05 PM (axyOa)

22 The world is upside down. Decided to watch the NFL playoffs specifically because of Aaron Rodgers. I'm rooting for Rodgers and by default the Packers. Mrs. Sock asked if I was feeling ok.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at January 22, 2022 10:05 PM (oVUEr)

23 The photographs were inspired by the 1885 poem 'Little Orphant Annie' by James Whitcomb Riley
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When I was a kid, my dad would read 'Little Orphant Annie' to my sister and I on Halloween night. I still have his copy of Riley's (The Hoosier Poet) poems. It's worth a read.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 22, 2022 10:05 PM (DMQdU)

24 Kirk should have let the hippies blow up.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2022 10:05 PM (ufFY8)

25 18 Mystery click! Awesomely done!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 22, 2022 10:04 PM (JfNvZ)

Of course, The ONT has the best contributors.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 22, 2022 10:05 PM (aA3+G)

26 Fuck the 9ers

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 22, 2022 10:05 PM (U2p+3)

27 4 Spankings!
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 22, 2022 10:00 PM (U2p+3)

#zootapproved

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 22, 2022 10:06 PM (BgMrQ)

28 A burger worth getting arrested for?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 22, 2022 10:06 PM (lCui1)

29
g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 22, 2022 10:07 PM (DUIap)

30 Good evening, Horde!!

MisHum--GREAT ONT!!! I'm still laughing my ass off at the Saturday night joke.

Posted by: Ladyl a toast in loving memory of OM and the others who have gone to glory at January 22, 2022 10:07 PM (+4oV5)

31 Kirk should have let the hippies blow up.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2022 10:05 PM (ufFY

Except for the hottie in blue.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 22, 2022 10:07 PM (ufFY8)

32 Fuck the 9ers
Posted by: nurse ratched

There is that also. They are a bit less despicable without Harbaugh, but only a bit.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at January 22, 2022 10:08 PM (oVUEr)

33 When he was little, my oldest was afraid of monsters under the bed.

I got down on the floor and said to the monsters "You stay there and don't come out!"

That's all the little guy needed.

Imagine, getting paid to spank a hot redhead. My goal in life realized by the Duke.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 22, 2022 10:08 PM (mD/uy)

34 lmao at the joke!!

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 22, 2022 10:08 PM (nxdel)

35 Thanks for a wonderful ONT, Mis Hum!

That burger up top looks luscious!

Love the John Wayne photo. It helps to know that he *really* did know how to treat a lady - and he also knew how to treat a spoiled brat!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at January 22, 2022 10:08 PM (Yaym4)

36 I remember a SF short where a spacer gathers a load of diamonds in outer space and when he opens his collector on earth water runs out on the ground. He says a bad word.

Posted by: Eromero at January 22, 2022 10:09 PM (0OP+5)

37 10 The Duke did a lot of that in his movies.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2022 10:01 PM (axyOa)


Wasn't there some domestic abuse in "The Quiet Man"?

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 22, 2022 10:09 PM (+lVUW)

38 Good evening morons and thanks mh

Kirk couldn't let the hippies come to harm because they're silly space hippies.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 22, 2022 10:10 PM (EZebt)

39 Wasn't there some domestic abuse in "The Quiet Man"?
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 22, 2022 10:09 PM (+lVUW)
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Well, same gal in both, so, she probably earned it.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 22, 2022 10:10 PM (5pTK/)

40 Yo horde!

Good joke

Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at January 22, 2022 10:10 PM (eFR3E)

41 > "Flowers on my dick and bees all around" is the greatest sentence I've ever read.

Really stings don't it?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 22, 2022 10:11 PM (BFigT)

42 Wimminz need spankins. Keeps them in line.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 22, 2022 10:11 PM (II3Gr)

43 35 Thanks for a wonderful ONT, Mis Hum!

That burger up top looks luscious!

Love the John Wayne photo. It helps to know that he *really* did know how to treat a lady - and he also knew how to treat a spoiled brat!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at January 22, 2022 10:08 PM (Yaym4)


I still love the, "Shoot him Daddy" line

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 22, 2022 10:11 PM (aA3+G)

44 Call me evil if you like, but I am thinking about a joke-

Tami, Rikl, and OM walk into a Heavenly bar.

And the bartender is Chavez

Posted by: Miklos, incapable of sadness when we all go home at January 22, 2022 10:11 PM (QzkSJ)

45 28 A burger worth getting arrested for?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 22, 2022 10:06 PM (lCui1)
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That's why they're called patty wagons.

Posted by: Biden's Dog at January 22, 2022 10:12 PM (lfJEy)

46 35 Thanks for a wonderful ONT, Mis Hum!
That burger up top looks luscious!
Love the John Wayne photo. It helps to know that he *really* did know how to treat a lady - and he also knew how to treat a spoiled brat!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at January 22, 2022 10:08 PM (Yaym4)
Granny Eromero told me my name was sposed to be John Wayne but Mammy Eromero let my 2 1/2 year old brother name me something else.

Posted by: Eromero at January 22, 2022 10:12 PM (0OP+5)

47 44 Call me evil if you like, but I am thinking about a joke-

Tami, Rikl, and OM walk into a Heavenly bar.

And the bartender is Chavez

Posted by: Miklos, incapable of sadness when we all go home at January 22, 2022 10:11 PM (QzkSJ)

Hugo would ask where da fuck is Red

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 22, 2022 10:12 PM (aA3+G)

48 Great ONT.
Good and thoughtful joke.

To make recycling work you need a bigger spaceship, good catalysts, and hydroponics. Note the Oxford comma.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 22, 2022 10:13 PM (u82oZ)

49 I still love the, "Shoot him Daddy" line
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 22, 2022 10:11 PM (aA3+G)
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These days, if you called a gal a trollop, she'd probably wonder if you were comparing her to a mushroom.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 22, 2022 10:13 PM (5pTK/)

50 Spankings!
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 22, 2022 10:00 PM (U2p+3)


You've been a naughty, naughty nurse!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2022 10:13 PM (axyOa)

51 Rooting for the Packers. Cant help but have respect for Rodgers. Plus.. a Chiefs Packers in the Super Bowl?? Hasn't happened since the very first Super Bowl which wasn't even called the Super Bowl at the time.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 22, 2022 10:13 PM (nxdel)

52 Speaking of weird ways to scare kids- what the hell is going on in Ponochio?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 22, 2022 10:13 PM (t3/qz)

53 That better have been a really good burger.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 22, 2022 10:14 PM (llON8)

54 Okay, that old timey photo series is awesome.

Anyone working that hard to terrify the chil'uns is doing the lord's work.

Posted by: Robert at January 22, 2022 10:15 PM (YrmZH)

55 It's probably a White Castle burger.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at January 22, 2022 10:15 PM (t0O2k)

56 The goblins will get you no matter what. Drag you straight to David Bowie's throne room.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 22, 2022 10:15 PM (II3Gr)

57 "Pre-loved sex dolls"

Aka: new contender for the "things I never thought I'd read" award.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 22, 2022 10:16 PM (tp+tP)

58 {{{Ladyl}}}
How was the tennis today?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ In Memorium: Absent Friends and Companions at January 22, 2022 10:16 PM (hOUT3)

59 Hugo would ask where da fuck is Red
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Working the BBQ Pagoda in the sky

Posted by: Miklos, who had agreed to meet c4 for cookings and drinkings at January 22, 2022 10:16 PM (QzkSJ)

60 Been kicking around an idea with an un-named Moron.

How about we pick a day, like Feb 6th, and do not post. Do not go online. Put our cell phones away in a Faraday Cage. Do not use a credit card.

Work related use is fine, because we are Doers. But voluntary use is curbed for a day.

Just a thought. And I wish I could stay and discuss it, but some spousal maintenance chores need to be done. I'll look back tomorrow morning.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 22, 2022 10:16 PM (u82oZ)

61 I would care more about the NFL if they didn't hate me and want me dead.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 22, 2022 10:16 PM (t3/qz)

62 When I was little there was a book of fairy tales that, as I recall, were pretty gruesome.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 22, 2022 10:16 PM (+lVUW)

63 Have a great night, everyone.

May sleep be refreshing and recharge you for the future.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 22, 2022 10:17 PM (u82oZ)

64 Later, all!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 22, 2022 10:17 PM (5pTK/)

65 I never wanted to frighten my boys. But I did manage to make them believe my little red car could fly.
Their Godsister believed it until after she was in high school.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 22, 2022 10:17 PM (U2p+3)

66 62 When I was little there was a book of fairy tales that, as I recall, were pretty gruesome.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 22, 2022 10:16 PM (+lVUW)

The original fairy tales are pretty gnarly. Dark and bloody.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 22, 2022 10:17 PM (II3Gr)

67 Grimm's Fairy Tales were not for the faint of heart.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at January 22, 2022 10:18 PM (t0O2k)

68 Not sure why - I keep getting kicked out as spam...











Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 22, 2022 10:18 PM (JfNvZ)

69 Speaking of weird ways to scare kids- what the hell is going on in Ponochio?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 22, 2022 10:13 PM (t3/qz)


The Disney version, you mean? Yeah....talk about a scene that will f*ck you up for life.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 22, 2022 10:18 PM (tp+tP)

70 Speaking of weird ways to scare kids- what the hell is going on in Ponochio?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

No kidding! Smoking cigars, playing pool and getting turned into a donkey working in the salt mines.

That was a rough day!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 22, 2022 10:18 PM (mD/uy)

71 "Pre-loved sex dolls"

Sounds like a gag gift for a MoMe.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2022 10:18 PM (axyOa)

72 Call me evil if you like, but I am thinking about a joke-

Tami, Rikl, and OM walk into a Heavenly bar.

And the bartender is Chavez

Posted by: Miklos, incapable of sadness when we all go home at January 22, 2022 10:11 PM (QzkSJ)
* * * *
*SNORT*

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at January 22, 2022 10:18 PM (Yaym4)

73 71 "Pre-loved sex dolls"

Sounds like a gag gift for a MoMe.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2022 10:18 PM (axyOa)

Emphasis on "gag."

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 22, 2022 10:19 PM (II3Gr)

74 Wasn't there some domestic abuse in "The Quiet Man"?
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 22, 2022 10:09 PM (+lVUW)

Nope. Duke is offered "a good stick, to beat the lovely lady,", but throws it away. O'Hara also offers him a switch, which he also throws away.

Posted by: SARDiver at January 22, 2022 10:19 PM (Cmxw7)

75 Sounds like a gag gift for a MoMe.
Posted by: Diogenes

"gag" gift?

You're killing me D. LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at January 22, 2022 10:20 PM (mD/uy)

76 Isn't "Pre-loved sex doll" just a more complicated way of saying "ex-wife"?

Posted by: Robert at January 22, 2022 10:20 PM (BPltl)

77 Guess I'll check in later...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 22, 2022 10:20 PM (JfNvZ)

78 When I was little, my dad would read a poem about a demon that would beg a goddess for her string of pearls. Give them Me! It would say over and over. Scary shit.

Posted by: Jmel at January 22, 2022 10:20 PM (bVhJi)

79 When my oldest was very young and afraid of things that go bump in the night, I'd spray a little bit of Lysol under his bed, then tell him I'd killed all the monsters.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- bitterly clinging to the deplorable life '70s style! at January 22, 2022 10:20 PM (N86eO)

80 Maureen! One of the most beautiful women ever and busted Wayne's chops in about a dozen movies. Ahhhh those were the days....

Posted by: SS at January 22, 2022 10:20 PM (xlrNs)

81 Ireland and Florida aren't too far apart.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 22, 2022 10:20 PM (MS9b1)

82 Rooting for the Packers. Cant help but have respect for Rodgers. Plus.. a Chiefs Packers in the Super Bowl?? Hasn't happened since the very first Super Bowl which wasn't even called the Super Bowl at the time.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 22, 2022 10:13 PM (nxdel)


The only thing I don't like about that matchup is it guarantees us a new round of lame State Farm commercials. But if Rodgers becoming MVP makes the vaxxers at ESPN suffer fits of helpless rage, I'm willing to take one for the team.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 22, 2022 10:20 PM (tp+tP)

83 76 Isn't "Pre-loved sex doll" just a more complicated way of saying "ex-wife"?
Posted by: Robert at January 22, 2022 10:20 PM (BPltl)

Except for the love and sex parts

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 22, 2022 10:21 PM (II3Gr)

84 If you want a dark character played by The Duke, try The Searchers. It's subtle.

Posted by: davidt at January 22, 2022 10:21 PM (9sjiB)

85 60 Been kicking around an idea with an un-named Moron.

How about we pick a day, like Feb 6th, and do not post. Do not go online. Put our cell phones away in a Faraday Cage. Do not use a credit card.

Work related use is fine, because we are Doers. But voluntary use is curbed for a day.

Just a thought. And I wish I could stay and discuss it, but some spousal maintenance chores need to be done. I'll look back tomorrow morning.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 22, 2022 10:16 PM (u82oZ)


Feb 6th is a Sunday. If you go through with this idea let me know so I don't waste my time drafting an ONT.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 22, 2022 10:21 PM (aA3+G)

86 I still have nightmares and wake myself screaming.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 22, 2022 10:21 PM (U2p+3)

87 Been kicking around an idea with an un-named Moron.

How about we pick a day, like Feb 6th, and do not post. Do not go online. Put our cell phones away in a Faraday Cage. Do not use a credit card.

Work related use is fine, because we are Doers. But voluntary use is curbed for a day.

Just a thought. And I wish I could stay and discuss it, but some spousal maintenance chores need to be done. I'll look back tomorrow morning.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 22, 2022 10:16 PM (u82oZ)

But...what would we all do in the mean time? Go out? Meet people? Make friends?

You ask too much.

Posted by: Robert at January 22, 2022 10:21 PM (zBOmD)

88 Posted with permission by the Skeletal Custodial Staff of the Ace Media Empire and AceCorp, LLC. Just a reminder the floor waxing machine is not a Zamboni.

So, it's the bare bones crew this evening?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 22, 2022 10:22 PM (a3Q+t)

89 I still have nightmares and wake myself screaming.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Honest Nurse? Perhaps gentle music before bed or rain sounds?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 22, 2022 10:22 PM (mD/uy)

90 One word: potatoes.

Posted by: Mark Watney at January 22, 2022 10:23 PM (ZMraq)

91 61 I would care more about the NFL if they didn't hate me and want me dead.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 22, 2022 10:16 PM (t3/qz)
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It matters to me only in so far as the game will determine how grouchy Mrs. F. will be tomorrow.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 22, 2022 10:23 PM (EZebt)

92 Regarding the pre loved sex doll, I'm picturing the trying to explain to his doctor that that is where he caught the STD.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 22, 2022 10:23 PM (+lVUW)

93 Nope. Duke is offered "a good stick, to beat the lovely lady,", but throws it away. O'Hara also offers him a switch, which he also throws away.
Posted by: SARDiver at January 22, 2022 10:19 PM (Cmxw7)


Impetuous!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2022 10:23 PM (axyOa)

94 Not sure why - I keep getting kicked out as spam.

Spam has am undeserved bad reputation. Great for backpacking.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at January 22, 2022 10:23 PM (oVUEr)

95 NASA is trying to work out how to recycle human waste, including poo and the carbon dioxide we breathe out, into useful products.

Musk is offering a billion dollar green prize to the person or group that engineers an efficient way to capture CO2.

Me thinks he has an ulterior motive.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 22, 2022 10:24 PM (MS9b1)

96 Potatoes...


https://tinyurl.com/2p8bhawr

Posted by: davidt at January 22, 2022 10:24 PM (9sjiB)

97 What comes after the spankings?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 22, 2022 10:24 PM (a3Q+t)

98 Burger & fries and beer. Damn fine way to start the ONT.

Posted by: tbodie at January 22, 2022 10:25 PM (MSiSP)

99 When my oldest was very young and afraid of things that go bump in the night, I'd spray a little bit of Lysol under his bed, then tell him I'd killed all the monsters.

A lady on FB was selling Monster Go Away spray. It's just lavender and water in a spray bottle and she was asking $10 each. She got so much shit from some bitch I bought two bottles. I spray it on my pillows and sheets every night.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 22, 2022 10:25 PM (nxdel)

100 My mother was a Disney fan of the older animated movies and Pinocchio was one of her favorites, we played When you wish upon a star at her funeral. Disney used to re-lease their movies every so often and I was taken to see that one when I was four. When the donkey island came up I went under my seat and stayed there. I still have not seen that movie to its end.

Posted by: Lirio100 at January 22, 2022 10:25 PM (uFOGo)

101 When my oldest was very young and afraid of things that go bump in the night, I'd spray a little bit of Lysol under his bed, then tell him I'd killed all the monsters.

I prefer Major Payne's approach.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 22, 2022 10:26 PM (II3Gr)

102 74 Wasn't there some domestic abuse in "The Quiet Man"?
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 22, 2022 10:09 PM (+lVUW)

Nope. Duke is offered "a good stick, to beat the lovely lady,", but throws it away. O'Hara also offers him a switch, which he also throws away.
Posted by: SARDiver at January 22, 2022 10:19 PM (Cmxw7)


That must be it. I didn't remember the "throwing away" part.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 22, 2022 10:26 PM (+lVUW)

103 88 Posted with permission by the Skeletal Custodial Staff of the Ace Media Empire and AceCorp, LLC. Just a reminder the floor waxing machine is not a Zamboni.

So, it's the bare bones crew this evening?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 22, 2022 10:22 PM (a3Q+t)

That's the rumor.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 22, 2022 10:26 PM (aA3+G)

104 What comes after the spankings?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

After Dingo suggests what she suggests, am I remembering correctly that Galahad says something like - Well, I could stay for that!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 22, 2022 10:26 PM (mD/uy)

105
But...what would we all do in the mean time? Go out? Meet people? Make friends?

You ask too much.
Posted by: Robert at January 22, 2022 10:21 PM (zBOmD)

Yeah. Drinkin' and fappin' can only take us so far.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2022 10:27 PM (axyOa)

106 What comes after the spankings?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 22, 2022 10:24 PM (a3Q+t)

Ball gag?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 22, 2022 10:27 PM (7bRMQ)

107 "What comes after the spankings?"


The lotion on the skin.

Posted by: Jame Gumb at January 22, 2022 10:28 PM (9sjiB)

108 "84 If you want a dark character played by The Duke, try The Searchers. It's subtle.
Posted by: davidt"
*****
The Searchers is one of the best movies of any genre ever made. John Wayne should have got the best actor award for that role.

Posted by: Cosda at January 22, 2022 10:28 PM (LEOVb)

109 What comes after the spankings?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 22, 2022 10:24 PM (a3Q+t)

Sitting in the corner?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 22, 2022 10:28 PM (U2p+3)

110 I should have posted this last night, but tonight IS Sat...
What ever Happened to Sat. Night...
https://tinyurl.com/2p894mx3

RIP Meat

Posted by: Farmer at January 22, 2022 10:28 PM (55Qr6)

111 cleaner version of "You Send Me"

https://is.gd/tPh3Bh

Posted by: illiniwek at January 22, 2022 10:28 PM (Cus5s)

112 106 What comes after the spankings?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 22, 2022 10:24 PM (a3Q+t)

Ball gag?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 22, 2022 10:27 PM (7bRMQ)
The gentle wiping away of tears?

Posted by: Eromero at January 22, 2022 10:28 PM (0OP+5)

113 What comes after the spankings?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 22, 2022 10:24 PM (a3Q+t)
* * * *
Usually improved behavior by the spankee, and she gets a kiss from the Duke toward the end of the movie.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at January 22, 2022 10:28 PM (Yaym4)

114 test, 2, 3

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 22, 2022 10:29 PM (sy5kK)

115 What comes after the spankings?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 22, 2022 10:24 PM (a3Q+t)


Oh, would you really like to know?

Posted by: Zoot at January 22, 2022 10:29 PM (tp+tP)

116 A lady on FB was selling Monster Go Away spray. It's just lavender and water in a spray bottle and she was asking $10 each. She got so much shit from some bitch I bought two bottles. I spray it on my pillows and sheets every night.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 22, 2022 10:25 PM (nxdel)

My friend gave me a spray that says calm the f*ck down. They charge 22 a bottle. The price tag is on it. It's from San Luis Obispo. It has lavender and tangerine. It smells really nice but the bottle is the most expensive part.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 22, 2022 10:30 PM (9mPbX)

117 So I see the head of Germany's navy said the west should stop freaking out about Putin and start worrying about China and...he's fired.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 22, 2022 10:30 PM (ESjRY)

118 test, 2, 3
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Dude! Long time no read!!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 22, 2022 10:30 PM (mD/uy)

119 test, 2, 3
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 22, 2022 10:29 PM (sy5kK)

*Swat*

Try again. Harder this time!

Posted by: Robert at January 22, 2022 10:30 PM (pImXn)

120 The gentle wiping away of tears?

Posted by: Eromero at January 22, 2022 10:28 PM (0OP+5)

With a cat o nine tails!

Posted by: Mean Centurion at January 22, 2022 10:31 PM (7bRMQ)

121 Gruesome fairytales? I like the original version of Little red riding Hood where the woodsman splits the wolf open and little red riding hood and her grandmother crawl out

None the worse for wear, of course.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at January 22, 2022 10:31 PM (+LOvG)

122 >>> 95 NASA is trying to work out how to recycle human waste, including poo and the carbon dioxide we breathe out, into useful products.

Musk is offering a billion dollar green prize to the person or group that engineers an efficient way to capture CO2.

Me thinks he has an ulterior motive.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 22, 2022 10:24 PM (MS9b1)

Elon.... they're called "plants". Now gimme my billion, dude. Chop chop! I have to do some shopping for this year's TXMoMee.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 22, 2022 10:31 PM (llON8)

123 There are very dark parts of several Disney animations: Pinocchio, Dumbo, Bambi, Peter Pan...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 22, 2022 10:31 PM (EZebt)

124 LCD!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 22, 2022 10:31 PM (U2p+3)

125 So I see the head of Germany's navy said the west should stop freaking out about Putin and start worrying about China and...he's fired.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 22, 2022 10:30 PM (ESjRY)
* * * *
Germany has a navy?

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at January 22, 2022 10:31 PM (Yaym4)

126 Spankings!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 22, 2022 10:00 PM (U2p+3)

First!

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 22, 2022 10:31 PM (SH2Zi)

127 123 There are very dark parts of several Disney animations: Pinocchio, Dumbo, Bambi, Peter Pan...
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Fantasia?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 22, 2022 10:32 PM (U2p+3)

128 Sad I missed the Chateau Merde thread.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 22, 2022 10:32 PM (SH2Zi)

129 monster talk reminds me of a funny comic strip. Older couple. Husband proudly tells wife "I bought Monsters Ball DVD for the grand nephews." She says "you mean Monsters Inc. right?" Then he is on phone to his niece explaining she has to intercept the DVD as he ordered the dark R rated one by mistake.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 22, 2022 10:32 PM (3cGpq)

130 German Navy??

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 22, 2022 10:32 PM (EZebt)

131 What comes after the spankings?

Posted by: Duncanthrax

Could one spank one wearing Spanx?

Would one spank one?

Could one?

Should one?

Posted by: Dr. Miklos Seuss at January 22, 2022 10:32 PM (QzkSJ)

132 Seaberry needed that hamburger, maybe two.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 22, 2022 10:33 PM (MS9b1)

133 Pinocchio, Dumbo, Bambi, Peter Pan...
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Pinocchio - drowns
Dumbo - mother locked up and caged
Bambi - mother dies
Nemo - mother dies

yeah, and these are for the kiddies.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 22, 2022 10:33 PM (mD/uy)

134 I remember some woke outlet was doing "most sexist ads from the past" and they had a bunch where the issue was that a woman was being spanked by her husband in it.

Amusingly the patriarchal bad times of the 50s was a lot more open about somethings...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 22, 2022 10:33 PM (ESjRY)

135 So.ive never got spammed here before. Can anyone tell me what I might have done wrong?
X

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 22, 2022 10:33 PM (JfNvZ)

136 >>> 116
.....
My friend gave me a spray that says calm the f*ck down. They charge 22 a bottle. The price tag is on it. It's from San Luis Obispo. It has lavender and tangerine. It smells really nice but the bottle is the most expensive part.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 22, 2022 10:30 PM (9mPbX)

Does it work on Karens?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 22, 2022 10:33 PM (llON8)

137 Nasa wants to turn POO and even astronaut breath into 'space gold' with genius waste system

Recycling waste could help astronauts go on longer missions without being held back by the amount of resources they can bring.


How much poo do they usually bring? Is that the limiting factor?

Posted by: hogmartin at January 22, 2022 10:33 PM (P4LRL)

138 So I see the head of Germany's navy said the west should stop freaking out about Putin and start worrying about China and...he's fired.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 22, 2022 10:30 PM (ESjRY)


I read his comments. Had not heard they fired him. Saw where the German ambassador to Ukraine was called on the carpet by the Ukraine government.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2022 10:33 PM (axyOa)

139 Usually improved behavior by the spankee, and she gets a kiss from the Duke toward the end of the movie.
----
And tosses his hat onto the wind vane a record number of times. The End.

Posted by: dartist at January 22, 2022 10:34 PM (+ya+t)

140 Germany has a navy?

That was my first thought on seeing the story but apparently they have...65 ships and 16K sailors.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 22, 2022 10:34 PM (ESjRY)

141 Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at January 22, 2022 10:31 PM (Yaym4)

*fistbump*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 22, 2022 10:34 PM (EZebt)

142 COMM
You're here. At least I see you, I think.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at January 22, 2022 10:34 PM (t0O2k)

143 German Navy??
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Use English. In German it would blow the margins.

Posted by: DampfahrtshiffskapitanMiklos at January 22, 2022 10:34 PM (QzkSJ)

144 Spankings!
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 22, 2022 10:00 PM (U2p+3)


No one expects the spankish imposition.

Posted by: Javems at January 22, 2022 10:35 PM (AmoqO)

145

Spam! Lovely Spam...

Spam! Wonderful Spam...

Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam...

Posted by: Zettai at January 22, 2022 10:35 PM (h+5kB)

146 >>> 135 So.ive never got spammed here before. Can anyone tell me what I might have done wrong?
X
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 22, 2022 10:33 PM (JfNvZ)

You hit the Troll Limit - too many returns or total characters. Edit and/or split your comment up into smaller sections and you'll be fine.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 22, 2022 10:35 PM (llON8)

147
RIP Meat
Posted by: Farmer at January 22, 2022 10:28 PM (55Qr6)

Hey, hope you and Jules are doing well.

I have Bat out of hell playing. I got my young friends listening to paradise by the dashboard light today. They were shocked.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 22, 2022 10:35 PM (9mPbX)

148 You Send Me was mom and dads song. My they RIP.

Thank you Mis Hum!

Posted by: Infidel at January 22, 2022 10:35 PM (qpolg)

149 That was my first thought on seeing the story but apparently they have...65 ships and 16K sailors.
Posted by: 18-1

Show offs!
-- Captain Von Trapp

Posted by: Tonypete at January 22, 2022 10:35 PM (mD/uy)

150 And tosses his hat onto the wind vane a record number of times. The End.
Posted by: dartist at January 22, 2022 10:34 PM (+ya+t)
* * * *
McClintock!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at January 22, 2022 10:35 PM (Yaym4)

151 Calvin and Hobbes has great strips about monsters under the bed.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 22, 2022 10:35 PM (z8oRC)

152 Use English. In German it would blow the margins.

Ah yes, blowing the margins in Germany. I remember it well.

Stupid typo, meant Marines.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 22, 2022 10:36 PM (ESjRY)

153 Does it work on Karens?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 22, 2022 10:33 PM (llON

No, they should be sprayed with a bullet hose....

Posted by: Mon. Maxim at January 22, 2022 10:36 PM (7bRMQ)

154 Need to go with S'Meat or FO-HAM instead of Spam.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 22, 2022 10:36 PM (II3Gr)

155 Sad I missed the Chateau Merde thread.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 22, 2022 10:32 PM (SH2Zi)

Do NOT go downstairs!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2022 10:37 PM (axyOa)

156 Does it work on Karens?

What the heck is a Karen.

/Reads excerpts from the future

Yeah, the spanking and the stuff that comes after.

Speaking of which, what the hell happened to you people? Did we lose to the Soviets or something?

Posted by: Husbands from the 50s at January 22, 2022 10:37 PM (ESjRY)

157 Mrs. F. terms the snowfall at the football game, "Artic!"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 22, 2022 10:37 PM (EZebt)

158 Gone all day and checked in and saw the chess thread.....oh my goodness. Perfection. So thoughtfully creative and a beautiful tribute.

Posted by: Betty at January 22, 2022 10:37 PM (/QabR)

159 John Wayne sure liked to spank Maureen OHara.

Speaking of celebrities that lived a long time .

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 22, 2022 10:37 PM (z8oRC)

160 Well, what the hell, it worked!

After 4 months, I've finally got rid of the - whatever malware bug thingy that banned me from posting here from my laptop.

My few posts since then have been on my phone, and I look like the remake of Edward Scissorhands when typing on it.

All of my passwords, long forgotten years ago and only remembered by the computer are gone, but so what.

Hope all are having a good evening, watching the Packers beat their next opponent, the 49'ers, in obscene cold weather.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 22, 2022 10:38 PM (sy5kK)

161 Spankings!
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 22, 2022 10:00 PM (U2p+3)


No one expects the spankish imposition.
Posted by: Javems

The Comfy Chair!

No, the other way

*oh Miss Crabtree please please please*

Posted by: Spanky, Alfalfa and Our usual Miklos Gang at January 22, 2022 10:38 PM (QzkSJ)

162 114 test, 2, 3

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 22, 2022 10:29 PM (sy5kK)


Hi there, LCD!

Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2022 10:38 PM (AMIL/)

163 In space resources are short, so recycling poo might be useful ... idk. BUT on Earth poo is fertilizer, and human poo has some bio/infectious issues .. bury it deep, even if used as fertilizer.

I think we have already figured out the "science" on this, but the Globalist Scienstism Religion may have other Truths to promote, for their own interests.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 22, 2022 10:38 PM (Cus5s)

164 Speaking of which, what the hell happened to you people? Did we lose to the Soviets or something?
Posted by: Husbands from the 50s at January 22, 2022 10:37 PM (ESjRY)

As a matter of fact...

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 22, 2022 10:39 PM (II3Gr)

165 Do NOT go downstairs!!!
Posted by: Diogenes

That's another thing - why does the comely lass always wait until the scary music starts before she goes down the basement stairs? Oh, and the light switch is apparently always broken too.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 22, 2022 10:39 PM (mD/uy)

166 Speaking of weird ways to scare kids- what the hell is going on in Ponochio?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 22, 2022 10:13 PM (t3/qz)


Pinocchio? You want to listen to Jordan Peterson on that, he has multiple hours of analysis of that movie from Jungian perspective.

He also analyzes the Lion King.

Posted by: Mark Watney at January 22, 2022 10:39 PM (ZMraq)

167 Germany does border the North Sea or something like that. Why they have a navy is another question.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 22, 2022 10:40 PM (KAi1n)

168 When my oldest was very young and afraid of things that go bump in the night, I'd spray a little bit of Lysol under his bed, then tell him I'd killed all the monsters.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- bitterly clinging to the deplorable life '70s style! at January 22, 2022 10:20 PM (N86eO)

----------------

Oh yes! I used to do that for my little ones. Monster Be Gone Spray.

Posted by: cfo mom at January 22, 2022 10:40 PM (Q8bDL)

169 Stupid Martian sock . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at January 22, 2022 10:40 PM (ZMraq)

170 Do NOT go downstairs!!!
Posted by: Diogenes

The one (1) cute chick usually comes out ok

Posted by: Miklos does not own a hockey mask, if that is what you were asking at January 22, 2022 10:40 PM (QzkSJ)

171 Recycled poo? Go on.

Posted by: German Fetish Porn at January 22, 2022 10:40 PM (KFhLj)

172 142 yay! Then!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 22, 2022 10:41 PM (JfNvZ)

173 Sooo, who is the babe the duke got over his knee?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 22, 2022 10:41 PM (VwHCD)

174 Speaking of which, what the hell happened to you people? Did we lose to the Soviets or something?
Posted by: Husbands from the 50s at January 22, 2022 10:37 PM (ESjRY)

As a matter of fact...
Posted by: Insomniac

The Canal Works never cease

Posted by: Miklos from GECSPLAN, on behalf of Uncle Palp at January 22, 2022 10:41 PM (QzkSJ)

175 He also analyzes the Lion King.
Posted by: Mark Watney

When he pointed out the bedroom eyes the lioness gives Simba - that was amazing.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 22, 2022 10:42 PM (mD/uy)

176 Feb 6th is a Sunday. If you go through with this idea let me know so I don't waste my time drafting an ONT.

So skip the Book Thread and the Gun Thread? Man, you're really trying to make this hurt.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 22, 2022 10:42 PM (nfrXX)

177 Stupid Martian sock . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at January 22, 2022 10:40 PM (ZMraq)

Hey!

Posted by: Uncle Martin at January 22, 2022 10:42 PM (7bRMQ)

178 172 142 yay! Then!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 22, 2022 10:41 PM (JfNvZ)

May I interest you in some tinned processed meat product?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 22, 2022 10:42 PM (II3Gr)

179 The reason the monsters are under the bed is because kids are awful. They're hiding.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 22, 2022 10:42 PM (KFhLj)

180 What comes after the spankings?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Ball gag?
Posted by: OrangeEnt

The gentle wiping away of tears?
Posted by: Eromero


Finding the Holy Grail, duh!

Posted by: The Wicked, Naughty Zoot ... at January 22, 2022 10:43 PM (okV1R)

181 Posted by: Husbands from the 50s at January 22, 2022 10:37 PM (ESjRY)

As a matter of fact...
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 22, 2022 10:39 PM (II3Gr)
===

Can't explain it in words, just watch any episode of Real Housewives. That Lisa is such a b*tch!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 22, 2022 10:43 PM (EZebt)

182 One thing for sure. Do not, after putting the kids to bed, go back 5 minutes later and slowly open the door wearing a wet hand towel over your face.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2022 10:44 PM (axyOa)

183 Recycled poo? Go on.

Posted by: German Fetish Porn at January 22, 2022 10:40 PM (KFhLj)

Pre-loved poo.

Posted by: Martin Bashir at January 22, 2022 10:44 PM (SH2Zi)

184 Musk is offering a billion dollar green prize to the person or group that engineers an efficient way to capture CO2.
Me thinks he has an ulterior motive.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 22, 2022 10:24 PM (MS9b1)


Among other things CO2 is seen as the feedstock for generating methane that he is using for his Mars rocket.

Like he is Hermann Orbeth or something

Posted by: Kindltot at January 22, 2022 10:44 PM (ZMraq)

185 Sooo, who is the babe the duke got over his knee?
-------
Maureen O'Hara?

Posted by: dartist at January 22, 2022 10:45 PM (+ya+t)

186 I have Bat out of hell playing. I got my young friends listening to paradise by the dashboard light today. They were shocked. Posted by: CaliGirl at January 22, 2022 10:35 PM (9mPbX)

So in the late '70s, I was riding in a car with 4 college chicks. They knew all the words and were singing along to Meat Loaf like crazy, which surprised me. Then they played their Christopher Cross tape, which did not.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 22, 2022 10:45 PM (BMmaB)

187 182 One thing for sure. Do not, after putting the kids to bed, go back 5 minutes later and slowly open the door wearing a wet hand towel over your face.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2022 10:44 PM (axyOa)
And whatever you do don't moan 'Gretchen, Gretchen. Why? Why?'

Posted by: Eromero at January 22, 2022 10:46 PM (0OP+5)

188 "Hunt for men who brought dead body into post office in bizarre bid to collect pension"


Those guys should just try collecting aluminum cans instead. Much less hassle.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 22, 2022 10:46 PM (sy5kK)

189 Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam...
Posted by: Zettai

спам

Posted by: Miklos is disapoint at January 22, 2022 10:47 PM (QzkSJ)

190 The advantage of being taught to read at a very young age is that none of the traditional things scared me. My younger sibs, sure. I was more afraid of getting crushed by elevator doors so i preferred escalators.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 22, 2022 10:47 PM (KAi1n)

191 Dang! Sometimes I forget to thank you MisHum. Yes! Sam Cooke. You do kick it, Mr. Hum! Always!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 22, 2022 10:48 PM (JfNvZ)

192 Did anyone watch the Japanese drummers video that followed the mystery click? Wow! They are amazing!

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says FU at January 22, 2022 10:48 PM (hlxe7)

193 May I interest you in some tinned processed meat product?
Posted by: Insomniac

Ain't this guy a Treet!

Posted by: Prepper Miklos at January 22, 2022 10:48 PM (QzkSJ)

194 I guess the upside of buying a preloved sex doll is that you know she puts out.
Posted by: thinking is not my strong suit at January 22, 2022 10:03 PM (3YVs3)

But you just know the previous owner got tired of her shit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2022 10:49 PM (P3gRi)

195 Tonight's snow globe football game might just turn into something special before it's all said and done.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 22, 2022 10:49 PM (+WWsf)

196 Then they played their Christopher Cross tape, which did not.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon


A Rick Beato video you may find interesting ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8VwP5iEr1g

Posted by: Adriane the Obscure Music Critic ... at January 22, 2022 10:50 PM (okV1R)

197 I guess the upside of buying a preloved sex doll is that you know she puts out.
Posted by: thinking is not my strong suit at January 22, 2022 10:03 PM (3YVs3)

But you just know the previous owner got tired of her shit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Maintenance is sometimes cheaper than replacement.

Posted by: Miklos' now reasonably wealthy Family Law lawyer at January 22, 2022 10:51 PM (QzkSJ)

198 Ain't this guy a Treet!

Posted by: Prepper Miklos at January 22, 2022 10:48 PM (QzkSJ)

Better get your Armour on if you're going to pun like that.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 22, 2022 10:52 PM (7bRMQ)

199 I remember a SF short where a spacer gathers a load of diamonds in outer space and when he opens his collector on earth water runs out on the ground. He says a bad word.
Posted by: Eromero at January 22, 2022 10:09 PM (0OP+5)

I know the author of that story was not a geologist. Water does not crystallize in the isometric system.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2022 10:53 PM (P3gRi)

200 193 thanks sir. But,I've got plenty...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 22, 2022 10:54 PM (JfNvZ)

201 Ain't this guy a Treet!

Posted by: Prepper Miklos at January 22, 2022 10:48 PM (QzkSJ)

Better get your Armour on if you're going to pun like that.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 22, 2022 10:52 PM (7bRMQ)

I'm surprised these comments evaded the spam filter.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 22, 2022 10:54 PM (KFhLj)

202 It hurts me in the lighthouse.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 22, 2022 10:54 PM (ybIRR)

203 Better get your Armour on if you're going to pun like that.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

These jokes are all canned

*cue laugh track*

Posted by: Miklos, easily amused but has to can all this Brunswick Stew at January 22, 2022 10:54 PM (QzkSJ)

204
I'm surprised these comments evaded the spam filter.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 22, 2022 10:54 PM (KFhLj)

Wait til they get a load of me!

Posted by: Faggots in Gravy at January 22, 2022 10:55 PM (7bRMQ)

205 May I interest you in some tinned processed meat product?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 22, 2022 10:42 PM



Sometimes, I get a craving for tinned corned beef, and I eat it cold, straight from the tin...

Posted by: Zettai at January 22, 2022 10:56 PM (3piNy)

206 Wait til they get a load of me!
Posted by: Faggots in Gravy

!

Posted by: raimondo on tap at January 22, 2022 10:56 PM (QzkSJ)

207 What you want from the future: The cure for cancer and space bases

What you expect from the future: Working in a Jetsons office and still facing down the Soviets

What you got: Trannies and used sex dolls.

Posted by: Husbands from the 50s at January 22, 2022 10:57 PM (ESjRY)

208 Hugo would ask where da fuck is Red
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 22, 2022 10:12 PM (aA3+G)

By the way, it was mentioned in a previous thread by oldchick, that redc1c4 died as a result of a fall, hitting his head on the wall and floor.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2022 10:57 PM (P3gRi)

209 ... hitting his head on the wall and floor.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2022 10:57 PM



Christ!

Posted by: Zettai at January 22, 2022 10:58 PM (3piNy)

210 Sometimes, I get a craving for tinned corned beef, and I eat it cold, straight from the tin...
Posted by: Zettai

can

only Brits and other homos say "tin"

Posted by: linguistically aware Miklos at January 22, 2022 10:58 PM (QzkSJ)

211 185 Sooo, who is the babe the duke got over his knee?
-------
Maureen O'Hara?
Posted by: dartist at January 22, 2022 10:45 PM (+ya+t)

Isn't that Lee Remick?

Movie is The Halleluiah Trail - I think, from 1965.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 22, 2022 10:59 PM (sy5kK)

212 By the way, it was mentioned in a previous thread by oldchick, that redc1c4 died as a result of a fall, hitting his head on the wall and floor.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

happens

Posted by: William Holden at January 22, 2022 11:00 PM (QzkSJ)

213 ZOD.

Posted by: ZOD at January 22, 2022 11:00 PM (x8kT3)

214 Faggots in Gravy

And now we're back to recycled poo.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 22, 2022 11:00 PM (KFhLj)

215 IMPERIAL

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 22, 2022 11:01 PM (U2p+3)

216 Wait a minute! Faggots in gravy? Is that any good? How does one cook it? Slow cooker? Air fryer? Help me out here, fag cookers!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 22, 2022 11:01 PM (JfNvZ)

217 A Rick Beato video you may find interesting ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8VwP5iEr1g Posted by: Adriane the Obscure Music Critic ... at January 22, 2022 10:50 PM (okV1R)

Believe it or not, I had heard the solo and knew it was there. Idk where he gets the idea that you can't hear it?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 22, 2022 11:01 PM (BMmaB)

218 only Brits and other homos say "tin"

Posted by: linguistically aware Miklos at January 22, 2022 10:58 PM (QzkSJ)

You called?

Posted by: Tinned Faggots in Gravy at January 22, 2022 11:01 PM (7bRMQ)

219 Oh FFS.
niners are going to beat the packers.
Pack is acting like they've never played in the snow.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 22, 2022 11:01 PM (U2p+3)

220 The stereopticon slides?
They were not alone. Stuff like that was terrifying in the early 20th Cent.
Check out Halloween photos at Shorpy, for more examples.

Before Norman Rockwell and the Coca-Cola illustrator got hold of him, Santa could be the stuff of nightmares, too.

Posted by: sal at January 22, 2022 11:02 PM (bJKUl)

221 Lee Remick

Ahhhhh. The Days of Wine and Roses

Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2022 11:02 PM (axyOa)

222 Holy crap, the 49ers might actually WIN this damn game.

WTF?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 22, 2022 11:02 PM (sy5kK)

223

I don't believe I've ever eaten "faggots in gravy"... Do they come in a tin?

Posted by: Zettai at January 22, 2022 11:03 PM (sGBSD)

224 So.ive never got spammed here before. Can anyone tell me what I might have done wrong?
X
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 22, 2022 10:33 PM (JfNvZ)

Too many carriage returns will do it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2022 11:03 PM (P3gRi)

225 You wanna see real monsters, look under the bed of a 16 year old male.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 22, 2022 11:03 PM (YA914)

226 Oh FFS.
niners are going to beat the packers.
Pack is acting like they've never played in the snow.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 22, 2022 11:01 PM (U2p+3)


Worst play calling evah!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2022 11:04 PM (axyOa)

227 Help me out here, fag cookers!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 22, 2022 11:01 PM (JfNvZ)

We're all over the internet! BBCgoodfood, for one.

Posted by: Faggots in Gravy at January 22, 2022 11:04 PM (7bRMQ)

228 Hey, how are you? That bottom pic reminds me of a very bad experience in my childhood.

Posted by: ALH at January 22, 2022 11:05 PM (Nk+rf)

229 Wait a minute! Faggots in gravy? Is that any good? How does one cook it? Slow cooker? Air fryer? Help me out here, fag cookers!
Posted by: COMountainMarie

In England, "fags" are cigarettes.

Look into the kitchen of any local Chinese restaurant, and you will see the the "secret ingredient" is not MSG, it's cigarette ash.

Posted by: Miklos must speak the truth at January 22, 2022 11:06 PM (QzkSJ)

230 I don't believe I've ever eaten "faggots in gravy"... Do they come in a tin?
Posted by: Zettai at January 22, 2022 11:03 PM (sGBSD)

Bathhouses

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 22, 2022 11:06 PM (II3Gr)

231 143 German Navy??
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Use English. In German it would blow the margins.
Posted by: DampfahrtshiffskapitanMiklos

"What are you sinking about?"

Posted by: sexton beetle at January 22, 2022 11:07 PM (eZox/)

232 Lileks scoffs. Zod's house-shoes can be seen under the table, center:

http://lileks.com/misc/grandhotels/3.html

Posted by: ZOD at January 22, 2022 11:07 PM (x8kT3)

233 212 A nurse I know, not "our" nurse, said a fall from a ladder of more than 4 feet is supposed to be reported to OSHA because it is always potentially a very serious injury.

32 feet per second per second

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 22, 2022 11:07 PM (hOUT3)

234 Fuck the niners.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 22, 2022 11:09 PM (U2p+3)

235 Less drama without overtime and worsening weather though.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 22, 2022 11:09 PM (+WWsf)

236 F!

49ers won.

F!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 22, 2022 11:09 PM (sy5kK)

237 Jeez.
Hangin' out on the ONT. Then my girl dog kicks me off the sofa, just because. No damn respect...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 22, 2022 11:09 PM (JfNvZ)

238 Lileks scoffs. Zod's house-shoes can be seen under the table, center:

Ah

The Book of Deplorable Zod-Food

Posted by: Miklos survived the 70's buy just barely at January 22, 2022 11:10 PM (QzkSJ)

239 Among other things CO2 is seen as the feedstock for generating methane that he is using for his Mars rocket.

Like he is Hermann Orbeth or something
Posted by: Kindltot at January 22, 2022 10:44 PM (ZMraq)

He's going to have to come up with four hydrogens to make methane from that one carbon in the CO2. CO2 is the "ash" from burning methane, that, and two H2O's. In order to make methane from those, you have to put in at least as much energy as was gotten by burning the methane in the first place. There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2022 11:10 PM (P3gRi)

240 "Well, yes, it's a used companion doll. But just think of it as buying a used car, much cheaper that way, right?"

"Right. Right. Just like a used car. And just how many folks already put their keys in her ignition?"

Posted by: Another Anon at January 22, 2022 11:10 PM (bW28E)

241 I am stunned that Rodgers and Packers lost at home and it is not even the NFC Championship

Posted by: Regular joe at January 22, 2022 11:10 PM (njVMJ)

242 Fuck the niners.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Go Tampa.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at January 22, 2022 11:11 PM (oVUEr)

243 Cheese heads vs Shit heads. Meh.

Let's go Brady?

Posted by: neurosis of the liver at January 22, 2022 11:11 PM (yk557)

244 Believe it or not, I had heard the solo and knew it was there. Idk where he gets the idea that you can't hear it?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon


I grew up with cheap speakers, I guess. I never heard the detail ...

Urban Cowboy had a gooder soundtrack.

Posted by: Adriane the Obscure Music Critic ... at January 22, 2022 11:11 PM (okV1R)

245 Are we going to see SF and Cincinnati play each other for the third time in the Super Bowl?

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 22, 2022 11:12 PM (xPl2J)

246 Who'd ever believe a 2nd hand used sex doll would become the vice president?

Posted by: banana Dream at January 22, 2022 11:12 PM (l6b3d)

247 Fuck the niners.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Good start

Continue

Posted by: Hugo the Berlitz Chavez School of Linguistic Expression at January 22, 2022 11:13 PM (QzkSJ)

248 I meant to share this song as it seems appropriate.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oLKyaOLb2Fs

Posted by: InCali at January 22, 2022 11:14 PM (eFvmN)

249 230 I don't believe I've ever eaten "faggots in gravy"... Do they come in a tin?
Posted by: Zettai at January 22, 2022 11:03 PM (sGBSD

I'm left pondering if this is a different name for Shit on the Shingle.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 22, 2022 11:14 PM (A6AQB)

250 Hangin' out on the ONT. Then my girl dog kicks me off the sofa, just because. No damn respect...
Posted by: COMountainMarie

*loosens collar*

Posted by: Rodney Miklos-Dangerfield at January 22, 2022 11:14 PM (QzkSJ)

251 Who'd ever believe a 2nd hand used sex doll would become the vice president?
Posted by: banana Dream at January 22, 2022 11:12 PM (l6b3d)

Heh. Nominated threadwinner.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2022 11:16 PM (P3gRi)

252 A nurse I know, not "our" nurse, said a fall from a ladder of more than 4 feet is supposed to be reported to OSHA because it is always potentially a very serious injury.

32 feet per second per second
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

Fell off a ladder from 15 ft in a gym closet working at the school. Broke three ribs , my shoe was torn off when my foot hit a shelf. Degloved and crushed my big toe. Broke several bones in my foot. My head landed on a wrestling mat stored in the closet otherwise?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at January 22, 2022 11:16 PM (oVUEr)

253 I apparently am too dense. Where is the mystery click and where are the Japanese drums?

Posted by: AnnaS at January 22, 2022 11:16 PM (l4l/z)

254 He's going to have to come up with four hydrogens to make methane from that one carbon in the CO2. CO2 is the "ash" from burning methane, that, and two H2O's. In order to make methane from those, you have to put in at least as much energy as was gotten by burning the methane in the first place. There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2022 11:10 PM (P3gRi)
***

Heeeeyyy. Wait a minute. I've seen this. And he almost blows himself up trying to grow potatoes in crap.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2022 11:16 PM (axyOa)

255 I don't believe I've ever eaten "faggots in gravy"... Do they come in a tin?
Posted by: Zettai

You have clearly never served in Her Majesty's Navy

Posted by: Miklos, assuring that there is no cannibalism, well maybe just a bit at January 22, 2022 11:17 PM (QzkSJ)

256 >>246 Who'd ever believe a 2nd hand used sex doll would become the vice president?
Posted by: banana Dream at January 22, 2022 11:12 PM (l6b3d)

"Reconditioned."

Posted by: ZOD at January 22, 2022 11:17 PM (x8kT3)

257 Those scammers that dropped the body in the post office remind me of that movie, "Waking Ned Devine."

Posted by: butch at January 22, 2022 11:17 PM (cHvOo)

258 224 So.ive never got spammed here before. Can anyone tell me what I might have done wrong?
X
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 22, 2022 10:33 PM (JfNvZ)

Too many carriage returns will do it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2022 11:03 PM (P3gRi)

Certain letter combinations can cause it too.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 22, 2022 11:17 PM (A6AQB)

259 I'm left pondering if this is a different name for Shit on the Shingle.
Posted by: Buzzion at January 22, 2022 11:14 PM (A6AQB)

DDG tells me they are Welsh-style pork meatballs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2022 11:18 PM (P3gRi)

260 233

Fell off of a ladder a couple of years ago. I SWEAR I wasn't buzzed. Well, not hardly. Still payin....'

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 22, 2022 11:18 PM (JfNvZ)

261 Heeeeyyy. Wait a minute. I've seen this. And he almost blows himself up trying to grow potatoes in crap.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2022 11:16 PM (axyOa)

Well, potatoes can explode if they're put in a kiln.

Posted by: Kenny and Company at January 22, 2022 11:19 PM (7bRMQ)

262 >>245 Are we going to see SF and Cincinnati play each other for the third time in the Super Bowl?
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 22, 2022 11:12 PM (xPl2J)

"It's a shame they can't both lose."

Posted by: ZOD at January 22, 2022 11:19 PM (x8kT3)

263 Posted by: AnnaS

Click the hamburger for the mystery click.

And you may not get the same video selection as anyone else, so might not get the Japanese drums.

Posted by: Adriane the Obscure Music Critic ... at January 22, 2022 11:20 PM (okV1R)

264 Are we going to see SF and Cincinnati play each other for the third time in the Super Bowl?
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 22, 2022 11:12 PM (xPl2J)

"It's a shame they can't both lose."
Posted by: ZOD at January 22, 2022 11:19 PM (x8kT3)
***

Given the half time show they got planned, the NFL just might.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2022 11:21 PM (axyOa)

265 "Reconditioned."
Posted by: ZOD at January 22, 2022 11:17 PM (x8kT3)


They had to Martinize her, ... a bit.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 22, 2022 11:21 PM (l6b3d)

266 DDG tells me they are Welsh-style pork meatballs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Traditional-

PorkLlanfairpwllgwyngyll
gogerychwyrndrobwll-
llantysiliogogogochballs

Posted by: Miklos ap Miklos at January 22, 2022 11:22 PM (QzkSJ)

267 Given the half time show they got planned, the NFL just might.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2022 11:21 PM (axyOa)


What stupid shit is it this year?

Posted by: Buzzion at January 22, 2022 11:23 PM (A6AQB)

268 Click the hamburger for the mystery click.

And you may not get the same video selection as anyone else, so might not get the Japanese drums.
Posted by: Adriane the Obscure Music Critic ... at January 22, 2022 11:20 PM (okV1R)

I only lasted a few seconds on that Mystery Click. Nick Searcy should not be planning to quit his day job.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2022 11:24 PM (P3gRi)

269 They had to Martinize her, ... a bit.
Posted by: banana Dream

In our time of greatest need, The Palpatine Martinizer shall return.

Posted by: Miklos so trusts at January 22, 2022 11:24 PM (QzkSJ)

270 They had to Martinize her, ... a bit.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 22, 2022 11:21 PM (l6b3d)

It's a dirty job, but somebody's got to do it.

Posted by: Martin, zipping up at January 22, 2022 11:25 PM (P3gRi)

271 how bout them niners !

Posted by: vancouver bill at January 22, 2022 11:26 PM (Hml8S)

272 It's a dirty job, but somebody's got to do it.

Posted by: Martin, zipping up at January 22, 2022 11:25 PM (P3gRi)

Better you than me!

Posted by: Mike Rowe at January 22, 2022 11:26 PM (7bRMQ)

273 199 I remember a SF short where a spacer gathers a load of diamonds in outer space and when he opens his collector on earth water runs out on the ground. He says a bad word.
Posted by: Eromero at January 22, 2022 10:09 PM (0OP+5)

I know the author of that story was not a geologist. Water does not crystallize in the isometric system.
-----
Diamond belongs to the tetrahedral crystal class.

Posted by: Ciampino at January 22, 2022 11:27 PM (qfLjt)

274 253 I apparently am too dense. Where is the mystery click and where are the Japanese drums?
Posted by: AnnaS at January 22, 2022 11:16 PM (l4l/z)

Scroll up to the top and hover your mouse over that delicious hamburger. Right click and open a new window.
The mystery song will suddenly appear.
I think this feature is copyrighted by MisHum. It's kinda cool, actually.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 22, 2022 11:27 PM (sy5kK)

275 We have info on redc's end? Injury from fall? Damn. Very sorry about all these untimely passings.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 22, 2022 11:27 PM (OTzUX)

276 Are we going to see SF and Cincinnati play each other for the third time in the Super Bowl?

We can only hope so.

And maybe an hour long special with Chris Collinsworth recapping the history of the series in an interview with Colin Kaepernick.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 22, 2022 11:27 PM (i1oN7)

277 Saturday Night Sideboob ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at January 22, 2022 11:28 PM (qAR6u)

278 What stupid shit is it this year?
Posted by: Buzzion at January 22, 2022 11:23 PM (A6AQB)

General Mark Milley leads the 113th All-Tranny Drum and Bugle Corps in a stirring rendition of "Lola".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2022 11:28 PM (P3gRi)

279 YouTube keeps repeating Meatloaf and I and I have to say we were seventeen and we were barely dressed!

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 22, 2022 11:28 PM (9mPbX)

280 268

Yeah, but the guy still kicks it....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 22, 2022 11:28 PM (JfNvZ)

281 Flying back to Florida tomorrow. Picked up our new puppy this morning south of Salem.

8 week old golden retriever we named Newton.

He's adorable, I just sent Mis Hum pictures for next weeks pet thread.

Most conversations here in Oregon have gone like this:

Where are you from?
Florida.
Oh my God, I love your governor!

Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 22, 2022 11:28 PM (ABQ7B)

282 What stupid shit is it this year?
Posted by: Buzzion at January 22, 2022 11:23 PM (A6AQB)


Looks like 40 minutes of rap. Big names to be sure, but i suspect a lot of off buttons get hit.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2022 11:29 PM (axyOa)

283 Are we going to see SF and Cincinnati play each other for the third time in the Super Bowl?
Posted by: Mark1971

Pretty sure Tom Brady doesn't play for either of those.

Evening, Hordelings!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 22, 2022 11:29 PM (OssQ4)

284 Thanks, Adriane!

Posted by: AnnaS at January 22, 2022 11:30 PM (l4l/z)

285 And maybe an hour long special with Chris Collinsworth recapping the history of the series in an interview with Colin Kaepernick.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Oh FFS, killmenow

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 22, 2022 11:31 PM (U2p+3)

286 Since it seems people are watching sportzball again (thought it was delenda est, doomed, or something), just one question from those who've completely avoided it: any kneeling or other displays of idiotic airhead fake virtue?

Just mildly curious.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 22, 2022 11:31 PM (OTzUX)

287 General Mark Milley leads the 113th All-Tranny Drum and Bugle Corps in a stirring rendition of "Lola".

Followed up by covering "Jet Boy Jet Girl".

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 22, 2022 11:32 PM (SchxB)

288 And yes. Me and the girl dog still want that burger. With or without the mystery click.

*drooling*

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 22, 2022 11:32 PM (JfNvZ)

289 Good evening

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 22, 2022 11:32 PM (IDhUW)

290 >>And maybe an hour long special with Chris Collinsworth Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 22, 2022 11:27 PM (i1oN7)

Bid tender--Taliban. We'll take three "World Champion Buffalo Bills" t-shirts and wooden spoon (used) for Chris Collingsworth.

Posted by: ZOD at January 22, 2022 11:32 PM (x8kT3)

291 210 Sometimes, I get a craving for tinned corned beef, and I eat it cold, straight from the tin...
Posted by: Zettai

can

only Brits and other homos say "tin"
----
He 'can' say 'tin' if he likes. They used to be tinned on the inside to prevent corrosion (rusting) and thus called tin cans. A Brit invented the tin can.
https://is.gd/c1uTgv

Posted by: Ciampino at January 22, 2022 11:33 PM (qfLjt)

292 Rhomboid,
Honestly, I avoid watching the Anthem and I don't listen to the pregame bullshit. I only mildly pay attention to the play by and mute the commercials.

So. I dunno.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 22, 2022 11:33 PM (U2p+3)

293 Brits are kind of insensitive. Should be called LGBTQ in Gravy. I mean, c'mon. The thing. In gravy.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 22, 2022 11:33 PM (KFhLj)

294 When the grandkids first started to stay over night they loved us reading the Three Little Pigs. However, the big bad wolf scared them and were worried about getting got by him. We told them that Breccia (our Malinois) had chased the Big Bad Wolf away and they were safe.

For good measure we told them that Finnessee (one of our Yorkies) had chased away all the monsters. So again they were safe. Over the years the kids would tell their school friends about Breccia and Finnessee keeping them safe and asked us if the dogs could go to their friends homes and make them safe too.

Posted by: Beartooth at January 22, 2022 11:35 PM (sHUTO)

295 And hey you guys. Thanx for spam help....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 22, 2022 11:36 PM (JfNvZ)

296 Thanks nurse. I truly am mildly curious. Figured they'd just let it fade away, or pull some pathetic trickeration like having the anthem before the teams are on the field.

And with the regime change I have to assume there is still a sickening level of US military support and advertising, still? That should have ended the instant that crap started. One of the utterly inconsequential, but still annoying, failures of the previous management.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 22, 2022 11:36 PM (OTzUX)

297 Now, if you'd like a Taiko video ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7HL5wYqAbU

: -))

Posted by: Adriane the Obscure Music Critic ... at January 22, 2022 11:36 PM (okV1R)

298 286 Since it seems people are watching sportzball again (thought it was delenda est, doomed, or something), just one question from those who've completely avoided it: any kneeling or other displays of idiotic airhead fake virtue?

Just mildly curious.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 22, 2022 11:31 PM (OTzUX)

I don't know but I get mad at my husband becuase he keeps wagering on games. He doesn't watch it here. He used to but I keep telling him they hate you and don't want your business.
Some of my friends have box seats for the niners. I wish they'd stop going.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 22, 2022 11:37 PM (9mPbX)

299 I've got a brand new can of Hormel Spam
You've got a brand new key

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 22, 2022 11:37 PM (II3Gr)

300 Rhomboid, on the field -- not that I've seen, except the "stop racism" notes on the backs of the helmets. In the commercials -- oh hell yes. 80% black, lots of CRT messaging.

We try and watch the games an hour or two late, DVR so as to skip the commercials.

The halftime shows get more blatantly satanic every year. I don't watch those either, just get the recap on Vigilant Citizen afterwards. This will probably be the last year I watch NFL. I can tolerate a lot, but the in-your-face straight-up Satanism is a bridge too far. One more chance for Brady, and I'm done.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 22, 2022 11:38 PM (OssQ4)

301 Re: tin can

Just realized that I say can of beans, can of fruit, etc; however if I were to refer to an empty can, I would say "an old tin can".

Don't know why.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 22, 2022 11:38 PM (IDhUW)

302 I quit watching football several years ago (for a lot of reasons; the political stuff was just diarrhea icing on a turd cake). But even when I was into it, the Superbowl mostly sucked. It's a football game centered around the interests of non-fans. Cluttered up with halftime bullshit, dumb commercials (they have not been worth a damn in a very long time), and parties etc. It's basically like the takeover of a hobby by normies.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 22, 2022 11:39 PM (KFhLj)

303 I have Bat out of hell playing. I got my young friends listening to paradise by the dashboard light today. They were shocked.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 22, 2022 10:35

Hey Cali, very cool. They had never heard it?

You should play "Heaven Can Wait" and see their reactions. J claims that is the best song on the album after Bat. He had a great voice and Jim Steinman was a masterful lyricist. Both in heaven now this past year.

https://tinyurl.com/2md8saa9

Posted by: Farmer at January 22, 2022 11:40 PM (55Qr6)

304 The halftime shows get more blatantly satanic every year. I don't watch those either, just get the recap on Vigilant Citizen afterwards. This will probably be the last year I watch NFL. I can tolerate a lot, but the in-your-face straight-up Satanism is a bridge too far. One more chance for Brady, and I'm done.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 22, 2022 11:38 PM (OssQ4)

Don't give a crap about the National Felon League, but what do you mean about satanism in the halftime show?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 22, 2022 11:40 PM (II3Gr)

305 251 Who'd ever believe a 2nd hand used sex doll would become the vice president?
Posted by: banana Dream at January 22, 2022 11:12 PM (l6b3d)

Heh. Nominated threadwinner.
----
I second that.

Posted by: Ciampino at January 22, 2022 11:40 PM (qfLjt)

306 Most conversations here in Oregon have gone like this:

Where are you from?
Florida.
Oh my God, I love your governor!
Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 22, 2022 11:28 PM (ABQ7B)

Those living under Communism usually respond like this.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 22, 2022 11:40 PM (sy5kK)

307 So just came across this early 80s movie "The Bunker" for the first time. Guy playing Speer is the actor who played the NSA in Hunt for Red October (don't usually know actors' names).

Musta been based on Speer's memoir, he's central and boy is he looking like a guy you wouldn't want to string up at Nuremberg (he even looked at gassing everyone in the bunker! ...... sure he did). There have been several disassemblies of Speer's accounts, haven't yet read them.

Anthony Hopkins as You Know Who is pretty good (of course), actor playing Goebbels almost has a hilariously unfortunate New York accent (and doesn't do the gimp walk correctly). Guy playing Jodl looks like Terry Bradshaw, can't get it out of my head, kinda funny.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 22, 2022 11:41 PM (OTzUX)

308 >>assume there is still a sickening level of US military support aPosted by: rhomboid at January 22, 2022 11:36 PM (OTzUX)

And for all the money that's pissed away garrisoning the world, you'd think that we could at least get three antipersonnel mines installed in the football field for greater justice.

Posted by: ZOD at January 22, 2022 11:41 PM (x8kT3)

309 296 Thanks nurse. I truly am mildly curious. Figured they'd just let it fade away, or pull some pathetic trickeration like having the anthem before the teams are on the field.

And with the regime change I have to assume there is still a sickening level of US military support and advertising, still? That should have ended the instant that crap started. One of the utterly inconsequential, but still annoying, failures of the previous management.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 22, 2022 11:36

I saw the pregame at my parents for one of the thanksgiving games. Either they weren't pulling the kneeling shit or tha cameras weren't showing the ones that did. Of course they could have decided to stop it because norms have been restored in the White House you know.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 22, 2022 11:42 PM (A6AQB)

310 Funny Saturday night joke!

89 But...what would we all do in the mean time? Go out? Meet people? Make friends?

You ask too much.
Posted by: Robert at January 22, 2022 10:21 PM (zBOmD)

MEET PEOPLE!?!?!? You mean people I don't KNOW???
[faints]

Posted by: Flyover, So very, very introverted at January 22, 2022 11:42 PM (Rbu5d)

311 I do think Collinsworth might have in the two
SB games against SF.

With Ken Anderson and Boomer Esiason at QB, IIRC.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 22, 2022 11:43 PM (QlkYi)

312 The players of the NBA and the NFL hate you. They're an under-educated bunch because all they needed to slide thru junior high, high school, and college was the ability to run fast and/or lift a lot of weights.

I wish I could tell you I no longer watch, but I can honestly say my viewing has declined steeply. I've also stopped purchases of hats, jackets, memorabilia has stopped.

The owners of these leagues will one day pay for declaring 50% of the viewing audience as racists.

I could attend games for the local NBA franchise. I refuse to since they started the season with a requirement for Covid tests and/or proof of vaccine. Screw them--my medical condition is none of their business. They dropped that requirement several weeks ago, but I'm good---they don't need my money.

Oh, and the commissioner of MLB is a dumbshit. No purchases of their gear or memorabilia either.

Posted by: Crusader at January 22, 2022 11:44 PM (Cjcf6)

313 And for all the money that's pissed away garrisoning the world, you'd think that we could at least get three antipersonnel mines installed in the football field for greater justice.

Rogers is back to pass, ooohhh, he triggered a Bouncing Betty.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 22, 2022 11:44 PM (SchxB)

314 And hey you guys. Thanx for spam help....

Posted by: COMountainMarie


The eggs, bacon, and spam or the spam, sausage, baked beans, and spam ?

Posted by: Adriane the Obscure Music Critic ... at January 22, 2022 11:44 PM (okV1R)

315 314 yes.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 22, 2022 11:45 PM (JfNvZ)

316 Thanks Cali and Tagiyologist. I'd forgotten the names and stupid messages allowed on uniforms (when all previous, and tiny, gestures towards real things like police killed in line of duty were streng verboten! by the NFL). Didn't some fields have "End Racism!" or some such jaw-droppingly Soviet shit in their end zones?

Posted by: rhomboid at January 22, 2022 11:45 PM (OTzUX)

317 Insom, Vigilant Citizen link from last year's very symbolic performance by The Weeknd. The previous year was two disgusting rapper hoes scissoring and worse, also completely full of satanic and MK Ultra symbolism. I'm sure this year will push it further because that's the trend.

https://tinyurl.com/4xh6uz5a

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 22, 2022 11:45 PM (OssQ4)

318 He's going to have to come up with four hydrogens to make methane from that one carbon in the CO2. CO2 is the "ash" from burning methane, that, and two H2O's. In order to make methane from those, you have to put in at least as much energy as was gotten by burning the methane in the first place. There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2022 11:10 PM (P3gRi)


He is going to be cracking water for the hydrogen, and keeping the O2 formed for oxidizer. This is why water on Mars is a big thing. He is looking at using solar for the electrical energy since he is all about solar.

Oh, and I had a typo, I meant Hermann Oberth, who first suggested that rockets be powered by methane

Posted by: Kindltot at January 22, 2022 11:46 PM (ZMraq)

319
You should play "Heaven Can Wait" and see their reactions. J claims that is the best song on the album after Bat. He had a great voice and Jim Steinman was a masterful lyricist. Both in heaven now this past year.

https://tinyurl.com/2md8saa9
Posted by: Farmer at January 22, 2022 11:40 PM

They need to listen to the whole album like we used to. These are my 30 year friends. One girl can sing really well. Her go to karaoke song is crazy by patsy cline and she knocks it out of the park. I send her songs. She's practicing blue bayou by Linda rondstadt. She had never heard that one until I told her about it. She was shocked by meat loaf. She only knew I'd do anything for love. I'm sure she's practinging some meat loaf too now.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 22, 2022 11:46 PM (9mPbX)

320 Those living under Communism usually respond like this.
Posted by:

LeftCoast Dawg at January 22, 2022 11:40 PM (sy5kK)
---------

Good to see you here.
Hope your sojourn was pleasant.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 22, 2022 11:46 PM (MS9b1)

321 277 Saturday Night Sideboob ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down
Posted by: kbdabear at January 22, 2022 11:28 PM (qAR6u)

So Twatter is requiring me to log in, to see these posts.

I truly despise Twatter.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 22, 2022 11:47 PM (sy5kK)

322 Musta been based on Speer's memoir, he's central and boy is he looking like a guy you wouldn't want to string up at Nuremberg (he even looked at gassing everyone in the bunker! ...... sure he did). There have been several disassemblies of Speer's accounts, haven't yet read them.

Anthony Hopkins as You Know Who is pretty good (of course), actor playing Goebbels almost has a hilariously unfortunate New York accent (and doesn't do the gimp walk correctly). Guy playing Jodl looks like Terry Bradshaw, can't get it out of my head, kinda funny.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 22, 2022 11:41 PM (OTzUX)

I remember reading Speer's memoir. Pretty self-serving, IIRC. I always thought the part at the bitter end of the war, when he (by his own account) drove all over Germany personally countermanding the Fuhrer's orders to destroy everything, would make a good apocalyptic movie. Just treat it as fiction. But you could have some great visuals.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2022 11:47 PM (P3gRi)

323 And for all the money that's pissed away garrisoning the world, you'd think that we could at least get three antipersonnel mines installed in the football field for greater justice.
Posted by: ZOD

If it wasn't for that meddling Princess Di...

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 22, 2022 11:47 PM (OssQ4)

324 dang

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at January 22, 2022 11:47 PM (9sjiB)

325 So Twatter is requiring me to log in, to see these posts.

I truly despise Twatter.


Try nitter.net

https://nitter.net/kbdabear/media

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 22, 2022 11:48 PM (SchxB)

326 317 Insom, Vigilant Citizen link from last year's very symbolic performance by The Weeknd. The previous year was two disgusting rapper hoes scissoring and worse, also completely full of satanic and MK Ultra symbolism. I'm sure this year will push it further because that's the trend.

https://tinyurl.com/4xh6uz5a
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 22, 2022 11:45 PM (OssQ4)

Weird shit.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 22, 2022 11:49 PM (II3Gr)

327 239 Among other things CO2 is seen as the feedstock for generating methane that he is using for his Mars rocket.

Like he is Hermann Orbeth or something
Posted by: Kindltot at January 22, 2022 10:44 PM (ZMraq)

He's going to have to come up with four hydrogens to make methane from that one carbon in the CO2. CO2 is the "ash" from burning methane, that, and two H2O's. In order to make methane from those, you have to put in at least as much energy as was gotten by burning the methane in the first place. There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.
----
Assuming the use of water as the hydrogen source
4H2O ---> 4H2 + (O trapped somehow, maybe carbon)
CO2 + 4H2 ---> CH4 + 2H2O
Lots of water consumed but can be recycled.
The water-gas reaction of red hot carbon with steam would actually generate carbon monoxide and hydrogen. Adding CO2 would produce more CO
End of Chemistry lesson. Quiz tomorrow.

Posted by: Ciampino at January 22, 2022 11:50 PM (qfLjt)

328 So Twatter is requiring me to log in, to see these posts.

I truly despise Twatter.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 22, 2022 11:47 PM (sy5kK)

https://nitter.net/kbdabear/media

Try it. Banana Dream found it. Works better than twatter ever did. Wish kb would see the light, and find a better host.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2022 11:50 PM (P3gRi)

329 LCD - nitter dot net. Tried it, worked for me.

AOP - I think Speer did intentionally manage to see that the Gotterdammerung plan was not implemented (he along with several others), but I think in many cases it was academic, as administrative control and organization had already broken down.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 22, 2022 11:50 PM (OTzUX)

330 Insom, indeed. Very eye-opening site.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 22, 2022 11:51 PM (OssQ4)

331 Spam comes in a pull-tab can, now.
Only the cheaper corned beef uses a key

Posted by: Kindltot at January 22, 2022 11:52 PM (ZMraq)

332 257 Those scammers that dropped the body in the post office remind me of that movie, "Waking Ned Devine."
----
Weekend at Bernie's ?

Posted by: Ciampino at January 22, 2022 11:52 PM (qfLjt)

333 325 So Twatter is requiring me to log in, to see these posts.

I truly despise Twatter.

Try nitter.net

https://nitter.net/kbdabear/media
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 22, 2022 11:48 PM (SchxB)

WINNING!

Posted by: LeftCoast "Charlie Sheen" Dawg at January 22, 2022 11:52 PM (sy5kK)

334 AoP, this nitter site lets you plug in any Twitter nic and see their feed?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 22, 2022 11:53 PM (OssQ4)

335 Yes, nitter allows you to (more or less, and AFAIK or have experienced) view twatters content much as you could until recently (no sign-up required, etc).

Posted by: rhomboid at January 22, 2022 11:53 PM (OTzUX)

336 Thanks. That's a bit of a game changer, honestly.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 22, 2022 11:55 PM (OssQ4)

337 AOP - I think Speer did intentionally manage to see that the Gotterdammerung plan was not implemented (he along with several others), but I think in many cases it was academic, as administrative control and organization had already broken down.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 22, 2022 11:50 PM (OTzUX)

Yes, I will give him credit for that. I just figured that the visuals of him driving through war-torn Germany in his pre-War BMW roadster, going from factory to factory, town to town, on bombed-out roads would make for a very stunning motion picture/

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2022 11:55 PM (P3gRi)

338 Assuming the use of water as the hydrogen source
4H2O ---> 4H2 + (O trapped somehow, maybe carbon)
CO2 + 4H2 ---> CH4 + 2H2O
Lots of water consumed but can be recycled.
The water-gas reaction of red hot carbon with steam would actually generate carbon monoxide and hydrogen. Adding CO2 would produce more CO
End of Chemistry lesson. Quiz tomorrow.
Posted by: Ciampino at January 22, 2022 11:50 PM (qfLjt)

Wait. I thought there would be no...

Never mind.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 22, 2022 11:55 PM (mdjgu)

339 Once again pals - thanks for having me. I love you all...
And best hugs to Miklos. You are a good, fun, man...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 22, 2022 11:55 PM (JfNvZ)

340 270 They had to Martinize her, ... a bit.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 22, 2022 11:21 PM (l6b3d)

It's a dirty job, but somebody's got to do it.
----
Was it a complete scrape and rebore?

Posted by: Ciampino at January 22, 2022 11:55 PM (qfLjt)

341 I searched Bing for "nitter" and the first result was Posobiec's page. LOL!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 22, 2022 11:56 PM (OssQ4)

342 AoP, this nitter site lets you plug in any Twitter nic and see their feed?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 22, 2022 11:53 PM (OssQ4)

Yes. Works for Inman videos, too. Exactly what Nitter is, or who runs it, or how it makes money is a mystery to me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2022 11:56 PM (P3gRi)

343 Got it bookmarked.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 22, 2022 11:57 PM (OssQ4)

344 Try nitter.net

https://nitter.net/kbdabear/media
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 22, 2022 11:48 PM (SchxB)


*THIS*

Apparently works for any twitter.com link;
note it is ".net" not ".com"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 22, 2022 11:57 PM (hOUT3)

345 AOP, indeed it would. This movie is entirely Berlin-centric, and, per the name largely in the bunker. In fact, no exterior shots at all, I don't think. At least they did the work to make the bunker garden courtyard look exactly like the real thing (though the matte scene of the Reichskanzlei in the background in pretty cheesy for 1981).

Posted by: rhomboid at January 22, 2022 11:57 PM (OTzUX)

346 Was it a complete scrape and rebore?
Posted by: Ciampino at January 22, 2022 11:55 PM (qfLjt)

Reline, and tighten the bands. And a new vacuum modulator.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2022 11:58 PM (P3gRi)

347 Oh my God, I love your governor!
Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 22, 2022 11:28 PM (ABQ7B)


No one loves Kate
Kate's pick for appointment to Secretary of State, after the untimely death of the previous elected SoS, counted the ballots -- not that there is any proof of voter fraud at all in Oregon

Posted by: Kindltot at January 22, 2022 11:58 PM (ZMraq)

348 She was shocked by meat loaf. She only knew I'd do anything for love. I'm sure she's practinging some meat loaf too now.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 22, 2022 11:46

I'd love to hear her singing it if she does.

An one of my fave songs is Crazy by Patsy, just awesome.

Posted by: Farmer at January 22, 2022 11:59 PM (55Qr6)

349 Hey all, I'm checking out for the evening, but glad that I can again connect and post with the laptop, with a real keyboard, has made me happy for the evening.

Yes, my goals are simple.

See you again soon.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 23, 2022 12:01 AM (sy5kK)

350 The 49ers beat the other packers.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 23, 2022 12:02 AM (todmg)

351 221 Lee Remick

Ahhhhh. The Days of Wine and Roses

Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2022 11:02 PM (axyOa)

No Way to Treat a Lady

Posted by: Javems at January 23, 2022 12:03 AM (AmoqO)

352 kbdabear is both a blessing and a curse


So.

We can have nice things, or at least see the pictures

Posted by: Miklos, 29 and holding although Jerry Lee Lewis had it better at 39 at January 23, 2022 12:05 AM (QzkSJ)

353 Nick Searcy is one of us. Love that dude. In a non-gay way.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Who Dis? at January 23, 2022 12:06 AM (x8Wzq)

354 Cali Girl, if your friend has pipes, she should listen to Imelda May and/or Caro Emerald too

Posted by: Kindltot at January 23, 2022 12:06 AM (ZMraq)

355 By the way, it was mentioned in a previous thread by oldchick
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Not me, this is the first time I've been here today.

Posted by: old chick at January 23, 2022 12:06 AM (sOete)

356
An one of my fave songs is Crazy by Patsy, just awesome.
Posted by: Farmer at January 22, 2022 11:59 PM (55Qr6)

We go to this cowboy bar called the Maverick and karaoke and she always sings crazy. I get mad at her because she sings so good I don't want to follow her. The rest of us sing in a group and we suck and she rocks the house. Crazy is quite the ambitious tune to sing in front of a crowd. She's adorable so I'm sure the crowd would love her even if she sucked.
We get five girls and sing thing like I love rock and roll. We suck but the crowd still claps because I talk and force the crowd to sing along. I have more spirit than talent.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 23, 2022 12:08 AM (9mPbX)

357 Hey Pug, I'm late to the party tonight but I was going to post that exact comment. That was why I loved that. Nick Searcy is definitely one of us.

Thanks Mis Hum!

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 23, 2022 12:09 AM (Y+l9t)

358 Local (Well, Phoenix) news people making a big deal of rain and snow in the state today. Guess they forgot about this thing called "winter."

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 23, 2022 12:10 AM (SchxB)

359 wow. years ago i wanted to go to Brasil. Lula and Dilma did much to quash that desire, but the map really seals the deal. those are two things that should never be done at the same time.

Posted by: DenverGregg at January 23, 2022 12:10 AM (0u5Wz)

360 Not me, this is the first time I've been here today.
Posted by: old chick at January 23, 2022 12:06 AM (sOete)

Sorry. I will go back, and find it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2022 12:10 AM (P3gRi)

361 354 Cali Girl, if your friend has pipes, she should listen to Imelda May and/or Caro Emerald too
Posted by: Kindltot at Januar

I feel out of the loop, I have never heard of them but I'm going to find their music.

The other song I told her to sing was Joey by concrete blonde but I don't think she liked it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 23, 2022 12:11 AM (9mPbX)

362 Glad to see the Tennessee Titans go down. I despise Tannehill--he threw 3 interceptions today. Maybe that will give him something to actually feel badly about. He's the jackass that has previously said that he's embarassed about being white because of "slavery" and such stuff. I have no proof he's ever *owned* slaves, but hey! If he feels badly about it, whatever.

Posted by: Crusader at January 23, 2022 12:12 AM (Cjcf6)

363 I ran across Nick Searcy in a tourist town some years ago. He saw that I knew who he was. But I just did the 'sup nod. Didn't do the faggy I'm yer biggest fan booshit. I like to think he was cool with that.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Who Dis? at January 23, 2022 12:14 AM (x8Wzq)

364 Posted by: Crusader at January 22, 2022 11:44 PM (Cjcf6)

I used to be an avid sports fan. I watched all varieties and kept up with the stats and players. I even knew who won the Stanley Cup and won various awards in hockey, though I live in East Tennessee and there was no hockey. I would read the box scores in the paper.

An ex-girlfriend once chided me that if we were having sex and the two cats started playing with a ball, I would stop coitus in mid-stroke to see which cat prevailed.

Then the leagues went woke, and even though I'm a life long Braves fan and Georgia Bulldog, I didn't even watch them win championships this year.

I had old friends texting me saying "How bout that game!"' and I had to pretend I gave a shit.

I don't think the players hate me. They have no clue who I am. Now, the feeling is mutual. I just don't care, I don't know who they are either.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 23, 2022 12:14 AM (dbs6Z)

365 I have an update on redc1c4:

Some of you may remember littleoldlady from the old LGF days where many of us populated the late night threads with red. She's still active with some of the folks from back then and received this update today. She asked that I pass it along here:

"Sorry to say it is true. He slipped and didn't survive a fall. We looked and looked and didn't find a death notice or Obit. A member got a hold of his wife. Copy of his reply: I'm of course very saddened to confirm the passing of my friend, Mr. Red Seewun. I had to verify with his significant other, "Resident Evil". He DID NOT die from anything "Covid". He slipped and fell right before Thanksgiving last year, and he had absolutely NO contacts on his phone, or she would have called/text. Anyway, his head bounced against a concrete wall, and floor and that was it. I'm grateful that he went quickly and without suffering. If you are as I am, maybe say a quick prayer to God thanking him for giving us Red, for the time we had with us."
Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 22, 2022 05:51 PM (T823z)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2022 12:15 AM (P3gRi)

366 I wanted a kareoke machine at the last Texas MoMe but my idea did not go over well. The last couple of weddings I attended and granted they were a different generation but groups of people spontaneously got up and started singing along with the music several times. It looked like fun.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 23, 2022 12:17 AM (Y+l9t)

367 I don't think the players hate me. They have no clue who I am. Now, the feeling is mutual. I just don't care, I don't know who they are either.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 23, 2022 12:14 AM (dbs6Z)

I stopped paying attention to the Mets when I realized the players hated me. They did, too. It was a real fuck you fans attitude for a while and it was mostly lead by Carlos the terrorist and flagshitter Delgado. What a bunch of don't give a shit millionaire assholes that team was.

Come to think of it I'm not too sparkling on the flag these days but whatever.

Posted by: ... at January 23, 2022 12:17 AM (/9mpK)

368 #364

Bravo! That's where we need to be with those who wish to assert that we're enemies.

Posted by: Crusader at January 23, 2022 12:18 AM (Cjcf6)

369 Thanks for the ONT.

McClintock!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2022 12:19 AM (dNqv+)

370 I wanted a kareoke machine at the last Texas MoMe but my idea did not go over well. The last couple of weddings I attended and granted they were a different generation but groups of people spontaneously got up and started singing along with the music several times. It looked like fun.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 23, 2022 12:17 AM (Y+l9t)

I have a non-compete agreement with Frank Sinatra. I don't sing, and he doesn't sit oil wells. He's kept up his end, and I am honor-bound to keep up mine.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2022 12:19 AM (P3gRi)

371 363 I ran across Nick Searcy in a tourist town some years ago. He saw that I knew who he was. But I just did the 'sup nod. Didn't do the faggy I'm yer biggest fan booshit. I like to think he was cool with that.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Who Dis? at January 23, 2022 12:14 AM (x8Wzq)

Pug Mahon, +1 Man Points

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2022 12:20 AM (dNqv+)

372 AOP, I hope I get to meet you in person sometime.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 23, 2022 12:20 AM (Y+l9t)

373 If you are as I am, maybe say a quick prayer to God thanking him for giving us Red, for the time we had with us."
Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 22, 2022 05:51 PM (T823z)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2022 12:15 AM (P3gRi)

Rest in peace, red. O Lord, this is never easy.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Who Dis? at January 23, 2022 12:20 AM (x8Wzq)

374 I ran across Nick Searcy in a tourist town some years ago. He saw that I knew who he was. But I just did the 'sup nod. Didn't do the faggy I'm yer biggest fan booshit. I like to think he was cool with that.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Cool

Also, David Byrne owes me a beer.

*he was as odd in real life at the bar as in the music videos*

Posted by: Miklos needs that beer at January 23, 2022 12:20 AM (QzkSJ)

375 I thank God for red, for his companionship here. I pray for Resident Evil, his other loved ones and friends that they will be comforted.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 23, 2022 12:20 AM (IDhUW)

376 Of course, you know that ole blue eyes has shed the mortal coil?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 23, 2022 12:21 AM (Y+l9t)

377 I find whenever I go over to vigilantcitizen I start out thinking "ha ha you guys are so over the top" and then by the end thinking "what the hell is wrong with our elite?"

Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2022 12:21 AM (ESjRY)

378 Red, for the time we had with us."
Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 22, 2022 05:51 PM (T823z)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2022 12:15 AM (P3gRi)

Thank you for passing this along.

I'm still in utter shock that we lost our friends. May God comfort their loved ones. I am so sorry.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 23, 2022 12:22 AM (9mPbX)

379 Thanks, AOP. I wasn't sure if someone had used the same nic and I didn't want anyone to think I had posted.

Also, thank you for the shared information regarding, redc1c4.

Posted by: old chick at January 23, 2022 12:22 AM (sOete)

380 Also, David Byrne owes me a beer.

*he was as odd in real life at the bar as in the music videos*
Posted by: Miklos needs that beer at January 23, 2022 12:20 AM (QzkSJ)

the hell you say!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Who Dis? at January 23, 2022 12:22 AM (x8Wzq)

381 Thank you for the update AOP/quiet.

God rest his soul.

Posted by: ... at January 23, 2022 12:22 AM (/9mpK)

382 Degloved
Posted by: Sock Monkey


Though I've never had it happen, seeing that word in a medical context always takes every last curve out of my spine.

Posted by: mikeski at January 23, 2022 12:23 AM (P1f+c)

383 I told Haley Reinhart I was a yuge fan - and got a yuge hug. Do with my man card what you will. Or maybe you don't know what to do...

Posted by: ... at January 23, 2022 12:24 AM (/9mpK)

384 AOP, I hope I get to meet you in person sometime.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 23, 2022 12:20 AM (Y+l9t)

Likewise. I don't think there are any 'rons or 'ettes that I would not want to meet. I have had the pleasure of meeting a few, Blanco Basura, for one. And Weird Dave. And quite a few others.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2022 12:24 AM (P3gRi)

385 My grandma's family always sang when they got together. My family only sings Christmas carols together now.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 23, 2022 12:25 AM (IDhUW)

386 366 I wanted a kareoke machine at the last Texas MoMe but my idea did not go over well. The last couple of weddings I attended and granted they were a different generation but groups of people spontaneously got up and started singing along with the music several times. It looked like fun.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 23, 2022 12:17 AM (Y+l9t)

I would sing with you but I can't sing at all. But I make up for it with my hype skills.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 23, 2022 12:25 AM (9mPbX)

387 Guess there are no good ways to die, but I'm relieved that redc1c4 apparently did not suffer. RIP, sir!

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at January 23, 2022 12:25 AM (v23vE)

388 redc4c1 was always a fun ONT friend.

We always got along well after I did *total respect* for anyone with c4 in the nic.

redc4 said that I was the first to pick up on that

Posted by: Miklos, more friends to meet in future at January 23, 2022 12:25 AM (QzkSJ)

389 Likewise. I don't think there are any 'rons or 'ettes that I would not want to meet.


Ahem...

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 23, 2022 12:25 AM (dbs6Z)

390 363 I ran across Nick Searcy in a tourist town some years ago. He saw that I knew who he was. But I just did the 'sup nod. Didn't do the faggy I'm yer biggest fan booshit. I like to think he was cool with that.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Who Dis? at January 23, 2022 12:14 AM (x8Wzq)

See what you should do now is say, "wow you're Nick Searcy. I lover your appearance on the ace of spades podcast."

Posted by: Buzzion at January 23, 2022 12:25 AM (A6AQB)

391 Degloved
Posted by: Sock Monkey

More

Tell MORE

Posted by: Dieter-Miklos von Sprocketstein at January 23, 2022 12:26 AM (QzkSJ)

392 I'm out for the evening. It's been a long day and I'm tired. You all have a great evening.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 23, 2022 12:26 AM (9mPbX)

393 Of course, you know that ole blue eyes has shed the mortal coil?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 23, 2022 12:21 AM (Y+l9t)

See? He made the supreme sacrifice, to avoid sitting an oil well. That sort of dedication needs respect.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2022 12:26 AM (P3gRi)

394
377 I find whenever I go over to vigilantcitizen I start out thinking "ha ha you guys are so over the top" and then by the end thinking "what the hell is wrong with our elite?"

I skimmed the article. Some things I don't need to know. O Lord, keep evil far from me.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 23, 2022 12:28 AM (IDhUW)

395 Ahem...
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 23, 2022 12:25 AM (dbs6Z)

I would enjoy spending time with a master bartender!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2022 12:28 AM (P3gRi)

396 OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

Miklos is still kicking, more or less

Are Slapweasels still a-slappin'?

Posted by: Miklos, out-Shouting at January 23, 2022 12:29 AM (QzkSJ)

397 I pride myself on being the guy that everyone avoids at a party.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 23, 2022 12:30 AM (dbs6Z)

398 Night Caligirl

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 23, 2022 12:30 AM (IDhUW)

399 Hey BC, I happen to think that you are one o f the more interesting commenters here.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 23, 2022 12:30 AM (Y+l9t)

400 sitting an oil well

Is sitting an oil well like babysitting a child?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 23, 2022 12:32 AM (IDhUW)

401 Ok, so this got a laugh out of the girl, which is hard to do.

She asked me what my idea of Hell is.

I said "You know that damned "Let It Go" song from Frozen, that you love so much? Well, I'm trapped in a room where that plays forever. But I'm trapped in there with Brandon, and every time the chorus plays, he lets it go, and it's my job to clean it up. That's Hell."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 23, 2022 12:32 AM (Cf/uA)

402 I said "You know that damned "Let It Go" song from Frozen, that you love so much? Well, I'm trapped in a room where that plays forever. But I'm trapped in there with Brandon, and every time the chorus plays, he lets it go, and it's my job to clean it up. That's Hell."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Hmmm

Posted by: The Barrel Joint Advisory Committee at January 23, 2022 12:33 AM (QzkSJ)

403 I pride myself on being the one that avoids everyone at a party.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 23, 2022 12:34 AM (IDhUW)

404 Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 23, 2022 12:30 AM (Y+l9t)

Thanks!

My dream is to one day comment on the topic of the posts here.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 23, 2022 12:34 AM (dbs6Z)

405 I'm out. Range day today. 9mm shootout planned.

Good Night all
Sweet Dreams

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 23, 2022 12:35 AM (Y+l9t)

406 A yuge hug from Haley Reinhart?? Oh Man Oh Man Oh Man...

Posted by: davidt at January 23, 2022 12:35 AM (9sjiB)

407 See what you should do now is say, "wow you're Nick Searcy. I lover your appearance on the ace of spades podcast."
Posted by: Buzzion


We thought you'd taken the vows. It is after all the 'in' thing to do these days.

Either that or being garrotted in a geisha house.

Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2022 12:36 AM (jIeMQ)

408 402 I said "You know that damned "Let It Go" song from Frozen, that you love so much? Well, I'm trapped in a room where that plays forever. But I'm trapped in there with Brandon, and every time the chorus plays, he lets it go, and it's my job to clean it up. That's Hell."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Hmmm
Posted by: The Barrel Joint Advisory Committe

Yes, barrel worthy! It cannot be unread.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 23, 2022 12:36 AM (IDhUW)

409 sitting an oil well

Is sitting an oil well like babysitting a child?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

Kinda

They both spit up, and you have to clean it

Posted by: Uncle Miklos, who hires nice Mayan uncomplaining ladies at January 23, 2022 12:37 AM (QzkSJ)

410 Either that or being garrotted in a geisha house.
Posted by: JEM

Garrottee or Garrotteur/Garrotteuse?

Posted by: Le Mikleuse, mes cheres amis at January 23, 2022 12:40 AM (QzkSJ)

411 A yuge hug from Haley Reinhart?? Oh Man Oh Man Oh Man...

Posted by: davidt at January 23, 2022 12:35 AM (9sjiB)

It is seared.... seared into my hippocampus. Wifey was right there; Miss Reinhart is on the "list".

Posted by: ... at January 23, 2022 12:40 AM (/9mpK)

412 I am beginning to think that there are no Japanese drums.

Posted by: Theodore at January 23, 2022 12:41 AM (GJnvT)

413 Is sitting an oil well like babysitting a child?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 23, 2022 12:32 AM (IDhUW)

Sort of. Wellsite geologists (me) "sit" wells, because we spend most of our workday at a desk or seated at a lab counter peering through a microscope at rock chips. And drilling supervisors "sit" wells by sitting a desk keeping track of costs, and making engineering decisions, like which bit to run, etc.

In each case, it's an "office" job, but on-site. But I can put on my hard hat, fireproof coveralls, safety glasses, earplugs, and steel-toed boots, and go wander around the rig if I want. Climbed up to the top of the derrick a couple of times (when drill not running) to take pictures. Carried a grease gun, and greased the crown sheaves, too, to pay for the privilege.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2022 12:41 AM (P3gRi)

414 This year's SB halftime show is going to feature Lizzo sumo wrestling a defensive lineman, and 17 different rappers on stage shooting blanks at each other. And then Duran Duran does two songs.

Posted by: Azjaeger at January 23, 2022 12:42 AM (3/XaG)

415 Night CaliGirl.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2022 12:43 AM (dNqv+)

416 #414

That seems par for the course. The NFL has absolutely no clue when it comes to programming.

Posted by: Crusader at January 23, 2022 12:44 AM (Cjcf6)

417 Good night sharon

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 23, 2022 12:46 AM (IDhUW)

418 402 I said "You know that damned "Let It Go" song from Frozen, that you love so much

Wrong damned song

https://youtu.be/-FFx68qSAuY

Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2022 12:46 AM (jIeMQ)

419 This year's SB halftime show is going to feature Lizzo sumo wrestling a defensive lineman, and 17 different rappers on stage shooting blanks at each other. And then Duran Duran does two songs.
Posted by: Azjaeger at January 23, 2022 12:42 AM (3/XaG)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DUEAG5eO6c

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2022 12:46 AM (P3gRi)

420 And the back of the helmet messages like "End Racism" are a frontal attack on their audience. How about YOUR PLAYERS "end racism" by reading a book or two as well as the Constitution?

Posted by: Crusader at January 23, 2022 12:46 AM (Cjcf6)

421 In each case, it's an "office" job, but on-site. But I can put on my hard hat, fireproof coveralls, safety glasses, earplugs, and steel-toed boots, and go wander around the rig if I want. Climbed up to the top of the derrick a couple of times (when drill not running) to take pictures. Carried a grease gun, and greased the crown sheaves, too, to pay for the privilege.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

It pains me to say it, but

Charleen says she loves you, probably Marleen too, and Darleen is looking at me funny too.

Fine, they they can take the old truck. Not a damn one can cook though.

Just so's you know.

Posted by: Miklos, sitting right damn quiet at January 23, 2022 12:46 AM (QzkSJ)

422 416 #414

That seems par for the course. The NFL has absolutely no clue when it comes to programming.
Posted by: Crusader at January 23, 2022 12:44 AM (Cjcf6)

As with everything, they just want to watch what you loved burn. Watching last night's FNT and even they seem to not get it. None of this shit is 'good'. They believe if they can destroy any cultural form depicting traditional values, then no one will have traditional values anymore because they will not see them represented in media. So, if their remake is not good and does not attract fans, it does not matter. They have still burned it down.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2022 12:47 AM (dNqv+)

423 Night sharon.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2022 12:48 AM (dNqv+)

424 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2022 12:41 AM (P3gRi)

Thanks for the explanation. I bet you got some amazing pictures.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 23, 2022 12:51 AM (IDhUW)

425 Thanks for the explanation. I bet you got some amazing pictures.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 23, 2022 12:51 AM (IDhUW)

Miles and miles of forest, mostly.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2022 12:54 AM (P3gRi)

426 420 And the back of the helmet messages like "End Racism" are a frontal attack on their audience. How about YOUR PLAYERS "end racism" by reading a book or two as well as the Constitution?

We will not see 'make the NFL look like America'

Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2022 12:54 AM (jIeMQ)

427 They believe if they can destroy any cultural form depicting traditional values, then no one will have traditional values anymore because they will not see them represented in media.
~~~
Trying on a Miklosian sock

Posted by: AmericanKestrel, trying to keep traditional values here, boss at January 23, 2022 12:55 AM (IDhUW)

428 Trying on a Miklosian sock
Posted by: AmericanKestrel, trying to keep traditional values here, boss at January 23, 2022 12:55 AM (IDhUW)

So, if you include miklos in your nic, does he get another hit on his sock counter?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2022 12:57 AM (dNqv+)

429 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2022 12:54 AM (P3gRi

Does logging generally take place around oil rigs, or no?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 23, 2022 12:59 AM (IDhUW)

430 So, if you include miklos in your nic, does he get another hit on his sock counter?
~~~
Ha, I will generously and unselfishly donate it.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 23, 2022 01:01 AM (IDhUW)

431 Trying on a Miklosian sock
Posted by: AmericanKestrel, trying to keep traditional values here, boss at January 23, 2022 12:55 AM (IDhUW)

428 Trying on a Miklosian sock
Posted by: AmericanKestrel, trying to keep traditional values here, boss at January 23, 2022 12:55 AM (IDhUW)

So, if you include miklos in your nic, does he get another hit on his sock counter?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Did laundry today-cleans socks 4 all

Posted by: Alexandria Bernie-Miklos-Cortez at January 23, 2022 01:01 AM (QzkSJ)

432 There is some dude whose job it is to clean Brandon's messes, here in this corporeal realm. It's got to be close to Hell. Except for the large paycheck, and the fantasies about what it must have been like to watch von Hindenburg die, that guy must wonder why he pursued politics.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 23, 2022 01:03 AM (Cf/uA)

433 We get five girls and sing thing like I love rock and roll. We suck but the crowd still claps because I talk and force the crowd to sing along. I have more spirit than talent.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 23, 2022 12:08

And that's that's an apropo comment to add Meat's comment at the end of the show...

From my heart to your soul, Never Stop Rocking.

Posted by: Farmer at January 23, 2022 01:05 AM (55Qr6)

434 How is your little one YD?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 23, 2022 01:06 AM (IDhUW)

435 The offhand remarkabout Patsy Cline sent me on a search, just spent some primo time listening to her sing.

What an effortless, astonishing voice.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 23, 2022 01:10 AM (KATBx)

436 that guy must wonder why he pursued politics.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

And too late for Pedo Island.

This is fucked - 'R. Klain'

Posted by: Epstein did not ownselfkill at January 23, 2022 01:11 AM (QzkSJ)

437 How is your little one YD?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 23, 2022 01:06

She's good. Her mom and sister went shopping all day, so we watched TV, and napped on the floor for awhile. Then they came back and we ate shrimp and pasta with lots of cream and butter. I think we both had fun.

But, seriously, she's killing it. She finally started walking last week. Skipped through all the learning crap and just started wandering around my house, out of nowhere. I think she knew how, and was just fucking with me, because she knew I was trying so hard to get her to do it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 23, 2022 01:12 AM (Cf/uA)

438 Likewise. I don't think there are any 'rons or 'ettes that I would not want to meet. I have had the pleasure of meeting a few, Blanco Basura, for one. And Weird Dave. And quite a few others.

Pleasure was all mine. And when you pick a hole in the wall BBQ joint, you don't mess around. Only thing missing was a makeshift livestock pen in the back instead of extra parking.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 23, 2022 01:13 AM (SchxB)

439 What an effortless, astonishing voice.
Posted by: irongrampa

Patsy Cline is the only girl I never met, who could make me cry.

Posted by: Miklos, falling to pieces at January 23, 2022 01:14 AM (QzkSJ)

440 > ALL THAT GLITTERS Nasa wants to turn POO and even astronaut breath into 'space gold' with genius waste system

Of course, everything we eat or drink has been used many times before.

I remember seeing a rough ballpark estimate of how many times every single water molecule you drink has been peed out before, but I don't remember the exact number. I want to say about 75 or something in that range, but that also seems like it might be way off (on the low side). A bunch, anyway.

I also remember in one of Larry Niven's Ringworld books where they were using Puppeteer-built skycycles to explore the Ringworld. The cycles had a built-in toilet, which fed directly into the back of the food synthesis unit.

The humans would have preferred a less-explicit arrangement.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 23, 2022 01:15 AM (bW8dp)

441 Does logging generally take place around oil rigs, or no?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 23, 2022 12:59 AM (IDhUW)

Well, if the drilling site is in a forest, the drilling lease and the access road are logged off to clear them. I have been on wellsites in active logging areas, but that is due more to coincidence, not policy. And of course, many drilling leases are on cropland or rangeland, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2022 01:15 AM (P3gRi)

442 I've been watching Midsommer Murders. Entertaining. Doesn't require full attention. Watched an episode today where the opening scene didn't make sense after the reveal. Now I'm wondering, what did I miss? But I don't think I missed anything, just bad editing perhaps.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 23, 2022 01:16 AM (IDhUW)

443 Well, past 2300 here. time for me to go to bed. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2022 01:19 AM (P3gRi)

444 I think she knew how, and was just fucking with me, because she knew I was trying so hard to get her to do it.
~~~
Don't let her know you are on to her.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 23, 2022 01:19 AM (IDhUW)

445 Good night AOP

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 23, 2022 01:20 AM (IDhUW)

446 Night AOP.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2022 01:20 AM (dNqv+)

447 Mott The Hoople had some damned great songs. "All the way from Memphis" and "The Golden Age of Rock N Roll" are just two of the many hits you can experience when you purchase a box set or two.

Also, "Smiling Friends" seems to be the greatest animated thing since there were things.

Good night, all.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 23, 2022 01:20 AM (m0zqP)

448 I remember seeing a rough ballpark estimate of how many times every single water molecule you drink has been peed out before, but I don't remember the exact number. I want to say about 75 or something in that range, but that also seems like it might be way off (on the low side
~~~
Your pure drinking water, folks.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 23, 2022 01:22 AM (IDhUW)

449 What an effortless, astonishing voice.
Posted by: irongrampa at January 23, 2022 01:10

Indeed irongrampa.

Being of my age, way past 29, I'm into rock but some country and her pure voice I've always liked.

I'm so old I remember when diners had a jukebox on the side of the table, think that's where I discovered Patsy as a kid.

Posted by: Farmer at January 23, 2022 01:22 AM (55Qr6)

450 Good night Beckoning

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 23, 2022 01:23 AM (IDhUW)

451 444 I think she knew how, and was just fucking with me, because she knew I was trying so hard to get her to do it.
~~~
Don't let her know you are on to her.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 23, 2022 01:19 AM (IDhUW)

That's just what she'll be expecting you to do.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2022 01:23 AM (dNqv+)

452 Night BecChas.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2022 01:24 AM (dNqv+)

453 I'm so old I remember when diners had a jukebox on the side of the table, think that's where I discovered Patsy as a kid.
Posted by: Farmer

Waffle House still has jukeboxes

Posted by: Miklos Welk, Good Night, Sleep Tight, Auf wiedersen to you at January 23, 2022 01:25 AM (QzkSJ)

454 Night AOP. Sleep well.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 23, 2022 01:26 AM (KATBx)

455 Okay, what'd I miss?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2022 01:28 AM (VxC1e)

456 Jeepers, I fed quarters into table juke boxes for years.

Even listened to American Bandstand, still love the "doo wop" and nearly all the rock and roll singers.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 23, 2022 01:29 AM (KATBx)

457 I also remember in one of Larry Niven's Ringworld books where they were using Puppeteer-built skycycles to explore the Ringworld. The cycles had a built-in toilet, which fed directly into the back of the food synthesis unit.


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That's pretty much how it works in North Korea, but with less technology and more buckets.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2022 01:29 AM (VxC1e)

458 @457: "That's pretty much how it works in North Korea, but with less technology and more buckets."

Plus crunchy bugs for better texture.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 23, 2022 01:31 AM (+WWsf)

459 She doesn't balance with her arms, or fall. She waddles, but she can squat, pick things up without sitting, turn around on one foot, etc. It's just 0 to 60 in days. I expect her to run within weeks, not months.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 23, 2022 01:32 AM (Cf/uA)

460 458 @457: "That's pretty much how it works in North Korea, but with less technology and more buckets."

Plus crunchy bugs for better texture.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 23, 2022 01:31 AM (+WWsf)

A heady undertone of crystal meth.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2022 01:33 AM (dNqv+)

461 Dammit, I wanted to use 'soupcon of crystal meth' but I did not know how to spell it!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2022 01:35 AM (dNqv+)

462 Wtf is with this 'get your money two days early' BULLSHIT with these credit card/account ads?

People really buy that?

You get paid X every Y days, it doesn't matter!

But, I guess they can eat at major restaurants.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2022 01:35 AM (ufFY8)

463 Promiscuous spankings before Soviet takeover, satanic takeover of sportball halftime, Music performed in and out of house.

On serious note: red died from a fall as mentioned in comments above.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 23, 2022 01:35 AM (IDhUW)

464 And I thought the 'p' was silent. Huh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2022 01:35 AM (dNqv+)

465 462 Wtf is with this 'get your money two days early' BULLSHIT with these credit card/account ads?

People really buy that?

You get paid X every Y days, it doesn't matter!

But, I guess they can eat at major restaurants.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2022 01:35 AM (ufFY

Take check loans big time.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2022 01:36 AM (dNqv+)

466 Dammit, I wanted to use 'soupcon of crystal meth' but I did not know how to spell it!

-------

It's the c with the little curlicue on top that throws everybody off.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2022 01:36 AM (VxC1e)

467 ..I also remember in one of Larry Niven's Ringworld books where they were using Puppeteer-built skycycles to explore the Ringworld. The cycles had a built-in toilet, which fed directly into the back of the food synthesis unit.

In today's world, this pretty much nails in in one, describing the Democrat Party / Major News Media direct feedback cycles.

And you all know how the media talks shit.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 23, 2022 01:36 AM (QzJWU)

468
Okay, what'd I miss?
~~~
Promiscuous spankings before Soviet takeover, satanic takeover of sportball halftime, Music performed in and out of house.

On serious note: red died from a fall as mentioned in comments above.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 23, 2022 01:36 AM (IDhUW)

469 It's the c with the little curlicue on top that throws everybody off.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2022 01:36 AM (VxC1e)

Bang is saying the curlicue is on the bottom.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2022 01:38 AM (dNqv+)

470 I heard about red. So sad.

2022 is getting off to a really shitty start.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2022 01:38 AM (VxC1e)

471
Plus crunchy bugs for better texture
~~~
And protein!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 23, 2022 01:39 AM (IDhUW)

472 Bang is saying the curlicue is on the bottom.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2022 01:38 AM (dNqv+)

---------

Well sure, if you aren't Basque.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2022 01:39 AM (VxC1e)

473 soupçon

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2022 01:42 AM (vOGqy)

474 Tis time.


Goodnite, good people. Be safe, stay warm and sleep well.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 23, 2022 01:43 AM (KATBx)

475
In today's world, this pretty much nails in in one, describing the Democrat Party / Major News Media direct feedback cycles.
~~~
Ha! Truth.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 23, 2022 01:43 AM (IDhUW)

476 On serious note: red died from a fall as mentioned in comments above.

Glad he didn't suffer. Doesn't make losing him suck any less.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 23, 2022 01:44 AM (SchxB)

477 Goodnite, good people. Be safe, stay warm and sleep well.
Posted by: irongrampa at January 23, 2022 01:43 AM (KATBx)

--------

*fistbump*

'Night gramps.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2022 01:44 AM (VxC1e)

478 soupçon
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Look at you and your fancy letters!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 23, 2022 01:44 AM (IDhUW)

479 Good night IG

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 23, 2022 01:45 AM (IDhUW)

480 soupçon
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2022 01:42 AM (vOGqy)

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You're not from 'round here, are you?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2022 01:45 AM (VxC1e)

481 Night IGP.

This is a silly example of what you were talking about earlier, but this woman's voice in this song is just smoldering as hell to me, I have no idea why. It came to mind when you were talking about distinctive voices:

https://tinyurl.com/2zss8cnc

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2022 01:45 AM (dNqv+)

482 473 soupçon
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2022 01:42 AM (vOGqy)

*Sign of the Cross to ward against black magic*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2022 01:46 AM (dNqv+)

483 44 Call me evil if you like, but I am thinking about a joke-

Tami, Rikl, and OM walk into a Heavenly bar.

And the bartender is Chavez

Posted by: Miklos, incapable of sadness when we all go home at January 22, 2022 10:11 PM (QzkSJ)


The healing begins.....

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at January 23, 2022 01:47 AM (7SwmH)

484 My old man had a horrible fall. Cracked his skull wide open. He survived, after months in a coma. Happened right in front of me. One of the worst moments of my life so far. Blood all over the place. Horror.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 23, 2022 01:48 AM (Cf/uA)

485 Well sure, if you aren't Basque.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)


You can, however, make Basque Burnt Cheesecake, even if you're not Basque ...

Assuming you can make cheesecake.

Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine Critic ... at January 23, 2022 01:48 AM (okV1R)

486 Look at you and your fancy letters!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
------

A consequence of clean living and a pure heart.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2022 01:50 AM (1vynn)

487 Patsy Cline had a *perfect* voice, but I really, truly, have never been emotionally moved by her singing or songs.

She was a brilliant technical singer. Perfect in every way.

But reach down deep into the soul? I think everyone here can name several other female C&W singers who can actually DO that.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 23, 2022 01:52 AM (QzJWU)

488 ou can, however, make Basque Burnt Cheesecake, even if you're not Basque ...

Assuming you can make cheesecake.
~~~
And that you like your cheesecake well done.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 23, 2022 01:53 AM (IDhUW)

489 Okay, we have one downvote for Patsy Cline.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2022 01:54 AM (VxC1e)

490 One of the worst moments of my life so far. Blood all over the place. Horror.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 23, 2022 01:48 AM (Cf/uA)

--------

Yikes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2022 01:55 AM (VxC1e)

491 Crunchy Cheesecake?

I'd try it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2022 01:55 AM (dNqv+)

492 Blood all over the place. Horror.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January

Sorry YD, that has to be a difficult memory and a difficult time for your family.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 23, 2022 01:55 AM (IDhUW)

493 I love the look on John Wayne in the pic. I bet he really enjoyed that scene. I also think the actress did as well, albeit secretly. She probably had him rehearse it with her both before and after filming.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 23, 2022 01:56 AM (wMZtq)

494 This entire poll is rigged.

Posted by: Patsy Cline at January 23, 2022 01:56 AM (VxC1e)

495 Late to the thread - was watching Earth vs Flying Saucers on Sven tonight.

Greetings everyone

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at January 23, 2022 01:57 AM (7SwmH)

496
A consequence of clean living and a pure heart.
Posted by: Mike

A true inspiration. I aspire to be able to use fancy letters one day.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 23, 2022 01:57 AM (IDhUW)

497 I heard about red. So sad.
2022 is getting off to a really shitty start.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2022 01:38

Yes Cicero, 2021 really sucked, both my in-laws died, great kind folks.

Now losing OM and finding out about red is just f@cking sad. He was a kind soul.

And we lost Jim Steinman last Apr and then Meat this last week. I loved what someone posted, maybe Robbie?...

Do not cry for what you have lost, smile for what you have had.

Posted by: Farmer at January 23, 2022 01:58 AM (55Qr6)

498 This entire poll is rigged.
Posted by: Patsy Cline at January

Who is counting the votes? Counting the votes?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 23, 2022 01:59 AM (IDhUW)

499 211 Isn't that Lee Remick?

Movie is The Halleluiah Trail - I think, from 1965.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 22, 2022 10:59 PM (sy5kK)

I don't remember The Duke in Halleluiah Trail....maybe hafta watch it again

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at January 23, 2022 02:00 AM (7SwmH)

500 Hey Anonymous

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 23, 2022 02:00 AM (IDhUW)

501 Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 23, 2022 01:52 AM (QzJWU)

Don't disagree. Her voice is... almost jarring.

The right woman's voice slips into your subconscious, brushes your arm and asks for a light.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2022 02:01 AM (dNqv+)

502 Shouldn't be here, seeing what's happening

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2022 02:03 AM (2JoB8)

503 Earth vs Flying Saucers


Who wins?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 23, 2022 02:03 AM (IDhUW)

504 I can't remember the last time I got a good spanking.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 23, 2022 02:05 AM (Mzdiz)

505 499 211 Isn't that Lee Remick?

Movie is The Halleluiah Trail - I think, from 1965.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 22, 2022 10:59 PM (sy5kK)

I don't remember The Duke in Halleluiah Trail....maybe hafta watch it again
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at January 23, 2022 02:00 AM (7SwmH)

McClintock! Climactic scene after he chases her through the town. She and the Duke had been estranged before the start of the movie for a couple years. She came back to town and has been riding and needling him about getting a divorce all movie and he has turned the other cheek (because he still loves her.) His friends have been telling him all movie that he needs to spank her because she is acting like a petulant child. He finally breaks down, catches her, spanks her and THEN tells her she can have her divorce. She gets what she says she wanted and chases after him, then.

They reconcile.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2022 02:05 AM (dNqv+)

506 Hey Skip

Are you hoping for more sleep before breakfast?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 23, 2022 02:05 AM (IDhUW)

507 504 I can't remember the last time I got a good spanking.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 23, 2022 02:05 AM (Mzdiz)

publius takes requests, I'm sure.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2022 02:06 AM (dNqv+)

508 Requests don't count, Aetius. Surely you know that.

Spankings have to be earned.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 23, 2022 02:07 AM (Mzdiz)

509 Aetius451AD.

You're right, but I'll throw another couple of curves, here.

Jennifer Nettles singing "Why Don't You Stay". Reaches down your throat, grabs you by the heart, and uses it to steer your emotions like a rudder. Pasty on her best day, never held that power.

The lass with Little Big Town singing "Need You Now". Same effect, but by time the song was over you had already lit all the candles, uncorked the wine and turned down the bed for when she arrived at your door.

Patsy tickled your ears. The two I mentioned, made love to your souls. There's more than a mere world of difference, there.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 23, 2022 02:08 AM (QzJWU)

510 I can't remember the last time I got a good spanking.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

Boop

Posted by: Hornt stick at January 23, 2022 02:09 AM (lh/cU)

511 Posted by: Jim at January 23, 2022 02:08 AM (QzJWU)

Ok, counter: Patty Page, without that autotune/layering thing she did.

https://tinyurl.com/3cefn5uf

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2022 02:13 AM (dNqv+)

512 ..I can't remember the last time I got a good spanking.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess..


Suddenly, I'm reminded of the scene in Airplane, where every passenger in the cabin was lined up to slap the Nun. Which is now the new AoS approved phrase for "spanking Miley".


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 23, 2022 02:13 AM (QzJWU)

513
Spankings have to be earned.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at

lol, I'm sure you can think of something, Miley.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 23, 2022 02:14 AM (IDhUW)

514 504: I can remedy that.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 23, 2022 02:14 AM (wMZtq)

515 And of course, one I have posted before:

Jo Stafford
https://tinyurl.com/vmx2dsvy

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2022 02:15 AM (dNqv+)

516 That was an incomplete statement. I mean to say I understand what whoever saw red go down (or found him) went through. It's awful. I'm praying for them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 23, 2022 02:16 AM (Cf/uA)

517 Although the song is beautiful, her voice does not quite have the quality I am talking about. There is a certain huskiness to the voice I am talking about (without getting to Kathleen Turner.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2022 02:17 AM (dNqv+)

518
Jennifer Nettles singing "Why Don't You Stay".
-------

Around Christmas every year, I link to Nettles singing 'O Come Emmanuel'. Quite a set of pipes that lady has...
https://tinyurl.com/2p955j88

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2022 02:20 AM (CTJwJ)

519 470 I heard about red. So sad.

2022 is getting off to a really shitty start.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2022 01:38 AM (VxC1e)

Maybe we're just getting all the bad stuff out of the way early and gonna end with a bangin' election result that they'll still be talking about 50 years from now - as in yuuuuge....

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at January 23, 2022 02:20 AM (7SwmH)

520 Earth vs Flying Saucers

Who wins?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel


This guy ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEsy3Q9GSBM

Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine Critic ... at January 23, 2022 02:21 AM (okV1R)

521 Aetius..

The un-filtered Tennessee Waltz, is the best Patsy I've ever heard. Far, far greater than her "hits" as heard on radio and jukebox.

Still though. Technical perfection. Hardly a bit of the pain or passion as written in the lyric, though. A "pretty" song for a painful moment. Imagine that song taken by a lass who could channel Johnny Cash singing "Pain". Bet you a dollar, Jewell could make you FEEL that song.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 23, 2022 02:23 AM (QzJWU)

522 Hi AmericanK - Earth wins of course....the scientist gets the pretty girl...he was already married to her at the start....Wash Monument bites the dust....good time had by all....'cept the saucermen....

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at January 23, 2022 02:24 AM (7SwmH)

523 https://tinyurl.com/vmx2dsvy

One of my favorites. It was on a record my grandmother had along with Sarah Vaugh - Blues in the Night, and Jo's "Setting the Woods on Fire!"

Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine Critic ... at January 23, 2022 02:24 AM (okV1R)

524 This guy ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEsy3Q9GSBM

Win-win!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 23, 2022 02:29 AM (IDhUW)

525 My wife's late son, who was very talented musically, loved Patsy Cline from when he was about 18 months old. She can't even think about Patsy Cline.

Posted by: ... at January 23, 2022 02:32 AM (/9mpK)

526 Okay, y'all. I'm gonna execute a hard shutdown on the laptop, here. Cold, dead, stopped.

Got a new battery for it. Original has a 2002 date of manufacture on it, and the laptop is only a year newer. But I've got a good 'puter guru here in Galveston that keeps it alive and kicking.

I'll let the new battery charge till I'm home from work, sometime tomorrow. Meanwhile..Hasta la nite nite, Horde!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 23, 2022 02:32 AM (QzJWU)

527 Lady Gaga and Sugarland (Jennifer Nettles)

Don't be put off by Gaga. I think by now everyone knows she can freakin' sing. Too bad it's mostly drowned out with pop techno crap.

But not this. A truly incredible duet. They just keep trying to top each other:

tinyurl.com/4vacxdtp

Posted by: ... at January 23, 2022 02:34 AM (/9mpK)

528 Night Jim.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2022 02:37 AM (dNqv+)

529 Oy.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Tomorrow's already here,
And lots of chores left to do ...

Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine Critic ... at January 23, 2022 02:42 AM (okV1R)

530 Suddenly, I'm reminded of the scene in Airplane, where every passenger in the cabin was lined up to slap the Nun.
Posted by: Jim at January 23, 2022 02:13 AM


Not the nun - the "Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home" lady.

Posted by: Chuck C at January 23, 2022 02:44 AM (EughT)

531 Good night Jim

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 23, 2022 02:54 AM (IDhUW)

532 Not the nun - the "Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home" lady.

Posted by: Chuck C at January 23, 2022 02:44 AM (EughT)

The nun is in line waiting!

Posted by: ... at January 23, 2022 02:57 AM (/9mpK)

533 Maybe we're just getting all the bad stuff out of the way early and gonna end with a bangin' election result that they'll still be talking about 50 years from now - as in yuuuuge....
Posted by: Anonymous Guy
----------------------

289 Days says he who is going to be up all night.

Posted by: Braenyard saying, here's your new Cold War, zippers at January 23, 2022 02:58 AM (Mg8KB)

534 Nice to see an Adriane Poem

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 23, 2022 02:59 AM (IDhUW)

535 Meep
Posted by: nurse ratched

Moops !

Posted by: JT at January 23, 2022 02:59 AM (arJlL)

536 Good Night everyone....things will get better...believe.

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at January 23, 2022 03:05 AM (7SwmH)

537 Good night Anonymous.

I'm out too.

Peace

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 23, 2022 03:06 AM (IDhUW)

538 All 14 of Mississippi's black, Democratic state senators refused to vote on a bill banning the teaching of critical race theory in the state's public schools_NYP


Commies, every one of them.

Posted by: Braenyard saying, here's your new Cold War, zippers at January 23, 2022 03:07 AM (Mg8KB)

539 Night AK and AGiK.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2022 03:09 AM (dNqv+)

540 538 All 14 of Mississippi's black, Democratic state senators refused to vote on a bill banning the teaching of critical race theory in the state's public schools_NYP


Commies, every one of them.

Posted by: Braenyard saying, here's your new Cold War, zippers at January 23, 2022 03:07 AM (Mg8KB)

They refused to vote against it either. They are dems... so why not vote against it? Unless their constituents hate CRT?

Wait, is it possible some black people do not like CRT?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2022 03:11 AM (dNqv+)

541 The blacks that now understand that the Dems have been shafting them are beginning to see how all of the pieces of the Democrat puzzle function against them.

Posted by: Braenyard saying, here's your new Cold War, zippers at January 23, 2022 03:16 AM (Mg8KB)

542 Dang! Sometimes I forget to thank you MisHum. Yes! Sam Cooke. You do kick it, Mr. Hum! Always!
Posted by: COMountainMarie

Look up the way Sam Cooke died.....

Posted by: JT at January 23, 2022 03:18 AM (arJlL)

543 Wolves are migrating from Wyoming into northern Colorado killing cattle and other livestock.
It's against the law to shoot wolves in Colorado. Ranchers are unhappy.

Posted by: Braenyard saying, here's your new Cold War, zippers at January 23, 2022 03:20 AM (Mg8KB)

544 Look up the way Sam Cooke died.....
Posted by: JT at January 23, 2022 03:18 AM (arJlL)
---------------

Read he was shot in the chest while residing at some motel in CA. One can imagine.

Posted by: Braenyard saying, here's your new Cold War, zippers at January 23, 2022 03:22 AM (Mg8KB)

545 The blacks I hang with supported Trump in '20. None did in '16. Lesson learned, hopefully for good. I don't hear any Brandon support. Just my $0.02.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 23, 2022 03:24 AM (Cf/uA)

546 So.ive never got spammed here before. Can anyone tell me what I might have done wrong?
X
Posted by: COMountainMarie

Are you wearing clothes ?

Posted by: JT at January 23, 2022 03:25 AM (arJlL)

547 The White House has warned of 'swift and severe consequences' to a Russian invasion of Ukraine_DM

Putin says, come here Joey and get under my desk. We'll work something out.

Posted by: Braenyard saying, here's your new Cold War, zippers at January 23, 2022 03:26 AM (Mg8KB)

548 546 So.ive never got spammed here before. Can anyone tell me what I might have done wrong?
X
Posted by: COMountainMarie
----------------

Don't click the link.

Posted by: Braenyard saying, here's your new Cold War, zippers at January 23, 2022 03:28 AM (Mg8KB)

549 Wolves are migrating from Wyoming into northern Colorado killing cattle and other livestock.
It's against the law to shoot wolves in Colorado. Ranchers are unhappy.
Posted by: Braenyard

According to the Washington dept of fish and feathers the closest wolf pack to me is about 40 miles away. Tell that to my neighbor's several miles up the road from me who lost half a dozen sheep. We have ranchers who have game camera pictures but those are treated as anomalies. Wolf activity only exists where they officially say it exists. The only wolf that you should really fear is one that is collared. That's assuming that you are packing.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at January 23, 2022 03:28 AM (0Tkaf)

550 So, now they have to go overboard with the rhetoric after getting their ass handed to them by little Biden's gaffe.

But hey, no mean tweets and he went two full hours!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2022 03:35 AM (dNqv+)

551 German Admiral has resigned because of dust up caused by him saying that Russia needs/wants respect and Ukraine is never going to get Crimea back.

Which indicates to me that there still some rational people in Germany.

Posted by: Braenyard saying, here's your new Cold War, zippers at January 23, 2022 03:39 AM (Mg8KB)

552 551 German Admiral has resigned because of dust up caused by him saying that Russia needs/wants respect and Ukraine is never going to get Crimea back.

Which indicates to me that there still some rational people in Germany.

Posted by: Braenyard saying, here's your new Cold War, zippers at January 23, 2022 03:39 AM (Mg8KB)

Yeah, he is right. Ukraine does not have the ability and no one has either the will or desire to dislodge Russia.

I find this interesting. I think it is telling that Biden is using Russia as his midget in a bar to show how tough he is, not the huge drunk biker China. Not exactly new or deep, but given his whole deal on Afghanistan, this is hilariously farcical.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2022 03:44 AM (dNqv+)

553 Cali Girl, if your friend has pipes, she should listen to Imelda May and/or Caro Emerald too
Posted by: Kindltot

If she doesn't have pipes, how does she flush the toilet ?

Posted by: JT at January 23, 2022 03:46 AM (arJlL)

554 soupçon
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

When you open the can and its empty !

Posted by: JT at January 23, 2022 03:52 AM (arJlL)

555 Imelda May has a haunting sweet voice.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at January 23, 2022 04:01 AM (0Tkaf)

556 Pixy b up !

Posted by: JT at January 23, 2022 04:02 AM (arJlL)

557 6 Always Late

Posted by: Braenyard at January 22, 2022 10:00 PM (MS9b1)


With your kisses.

Posted by: About a Goy at January 23, 2022 05:42 AM (o/b07)

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