WSJ: Let's Face It, The Democrats Are In Such A Deep Hole There's Only One Shovel Big Enough To Dig Them Out Of It, and That Big Fat Shovel Is...

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We all want it. Make it so.

Matt Vespa excerpts from the Wall Street Journal. This article was written by two longtime Democrat apparatchiks.

A perfect storm in the Democratic Party is making a once-unfathomable scenario plausible: a political comeback for Hillary Clinton in 2024.

Several circumstances--President Biden's low approval rating, doubts over his capacity to run for re-election at 82, Vice President Kamala Harris's unpopularity, and the absence of another strong Democrat to lead the ticket in 2024--have created a leadership vacuum in the party, which Mrs. Clinton viably could fill.

She is already in an advantageous position to become the 2024 Democratic nominee. She is an experienced national figure who is younger than Mr. Biden...

Dear Lord, she's the candidate of youth.

...and can offer a different approach from the disorganized and unpopular one the party is currently taking.

Dear Lord, she's the candidate of new, popular ideas.

...

Based on her latest public statements, it's clear that Mrs. Clinton not only recognizes her position as a potential front-runner but also is setting up a process to help her decide whether or not to run for president again. She recently warned of the electoral consequences in the 2022 midterms if the Democratic Party continues to align itself with its progressive wing and urged Democrats to reject far-left positions that isolate key segments of the electorate.

Well, she's got one "key segment of the electorate" absolutely nailed down:

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Posted by: Ace at 03:48 PM




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1 No

Posted by: CN at January 12, 2022 03:48 PM (ONvIw)

2 Yikes

Posted by: Catherine at January 12, 2022 03:48 PM (3uPWl)

3 Oof.

Posted by: WisRich at January 12, 2022 03:49 PM (G0vdT)

4 That woman really oughta come with a warning label. Like her good friend Claire McCaskill.

Posted by: Catherine at January 12, 2022 03:49 PM (3uPWl)

5 ace-trigger warning PLEASE.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at January 12, 2022 03:49 PM (Hh3y4)

6 I'm sure she'll be happy to replace Harris, force out Biden, and run as an incumbent

Posted by: CN at January 12, 2022 03:49 PM (ONvIw)

7 She'll be 76 in 2024, she's not in good health and probably an alcoholic, but sure she's their best choice for name alone.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2022 03:50 PM (k49Sx)

8 Where's the milk can?

Posted by: t-bird at January 12, 2022 03:50 PM (pbStR)

9 Amy Schumer sure is small

Posted by: That guy who misconstrues everything at January 12, 2022 03:50 PM (786Ro)

10 Betcha Hillary's 'Depends' are bigger (and fuller) than 'Precedent' Bidet's ...

Posted by: Dr_No at January 12, 2022 03:50 PM (mu5GU)

11 Clinton Gore in 24

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at January 12, 2022 03:51 PM (xcF3W)

12 Isn't there that little thing called the Steele Dossier that might complicate things for her.

Posted by: WisRich at January 12, 2022 03:51 PM (G0vdT)

13 Full soviet then?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 12, 2022 03:51 PM (ySQBZ)

14 Clinton/Bush 2024!

Posted by: runner at January 12, 2022 03:51 PM (aENAX)

15 12. Lol

Posted by: billy plays bagpipes at January 12, 2022 03:51 PM (ONvIw)

16 Lucy (the fossil hominid) is younger than Biden.

It would be interesting to watchTrump v. Scankles II: Death Match, but I hope that doesn't happen. There are still way too many idiots who actually like that felonious harridan.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 12, 2022 03:51 PM (bW8dp)

17 Boner Killers

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 12, 2022 03:51 PM (4I/2K)

18 MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 12, 2022 03:52 PM (yQpMk)

19 Like a horror movie with a hundred and ten sequels

Posted by: kallistx at January 12, 2022 03:52 PM (DJFLF)

20 Ooof yeah she's a winner. Bring her and kneepads out for the win. Dare ya

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at January 12, 2022 03:52 PM (ytSiK)

21 Hillary Clinton in ... "Full Frontal Crudity" ...

Posted by: Dr_No at January 12, 2022 03:52 PM (mu5GU)

22 FETCH IS NEVER, EVER GONNA HAPPEN, HILLZ!!

Posted by: Steven Tyler at January 12, 2022 03:52 PM (URNdm)

23 She just needs to refill the CGI coffers with never to be repaid grift money.

Posted by: WisRich at January 12, 2022 03:52 PM (G0vdT)

24 > Clinton/Bush 2024!

Did someone say "bush"?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 12, 2022 03:52 PM (bW8dp)

25 Hillary Clinton is young, hip, likable and popular. She's our savior!

Posted by: Press Whore, somehow keeping a straight face at January 12, 2022 03:53 PM (DU+/6)

26 I'd trade places with the inhabitants of Sodom and Gomorrah any day if this unrelenting Skankles presence is God's punishment on the nation

Posted by: kallistx at January 12, 2022 03:53 PM (DJFLF)

27 Such fat upper arms on a young'un.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 12, 2022 03:53 PM (4I/2K)

28 This is how you know they want to declare marital law and start digging mass graves.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 12, 2022 03:53 PM (ySQBZ)

29 Bill Kristol is cumming right now, for the first time in years!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 12, 2022 03:53 PM (utMrO)

30 She is sipping form the Fountain of Yutes!

Posted by: Moon Moon at January 12, 2022 03:53 PM (PUsvy)

31 Imonna need me a bionic dick.

Posted by: First Gentleman Billy Bob Clinton at January 12, 2022 03:53 PM (sWM8x)

32 googly-eyed leatherine demi-witch.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 12, 2022 03:53 PM (Cgfkv)

33 The only thing I want more than Donald Trump winning back the White House in 2024 is Donald Trump winning back the White House in 2024 by defeating Hillary Clinton a second time.

Posted by: Shenanigans at January 12, 2022 03:53 PM (ZR7kf)

34 She looks like an Egg with Eyes.

Posted by: kraken at January 12, 2022 03:53 PM (6Je/Q)

35
Perfect. The fact is, Clinton is very unlikeable. Go ahead Dems, make her your candidate.
Remember all those people who were left just standing there and crying on election night in 2016 and she couldn't even be bothered to come out and thank the people who worked so hard for her? Yeah, she's the same selfish unlikeable bitch she was that night.

Posted by: Speller at January 12, 2022 03:53 PM (pSotA)

36 I'm tired of the gerontocracy.

Posted by: WiNO - The Odds Are Never in Our Favor at January 12, 2022 03:53 PM (EpDzw)

37
If they select her, then black folk in that party are going to have conniptions.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 03:53 PM (s2VJv)

38 >Isn't there that little thing called the Steele Dossier that might complicate things for her.

What dossier?

Posted by: The Communist Media at January 12, 2022 03:53 PM (bW8dp)

39 Hillary will be 77 years old on Election Day 2024. SEVENTY-SEVEN.

Posted by: Don, the Rebel without a Blog at January 12, 2022 03:53 PM (49H2o)

40 A shart inducing shot.

Posted by: klaftern at January 12, 2022 03:53 PM (taPSh)

41 make it stop.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 12, 2022 03:53 PM (wAnMi)

42 Sen. John Thune of South Dakota says the eventual possibility of succeeding longtime Senate GOP leader Mitch McConnell in steering Republicans in the chamber was "a factor" in his decision to run for reelection this year.

Lololololololololol ack! Ack!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 12, 2022 03:54 PM (F4b8f)

43 Hillary is not a "winter."

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 12, 2022 03:54 PM (4I/2K)

44 1. Biden is so unpopular that it's undeniable.

2. They skip over Kamala completely.

3. Hilarious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 12, 2022 03:54 PM (LvTSG)

45 she's the candidate of youth

Posted by: Ace



she's just spring chicken

Posted by: Diane Feinstein, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Grassley, Gerry Nadler... et al at January 12, 2022 03:54 PM (786Ro)

46 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE EVEN NOW, NO ONE LIKES HILLARY.
KAMALA AND JOE DO NOT MAKE YOU LOOK YOUNG AND FRESH, DEARIE.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 12, 2022 03:54 PM (URNdm)

47 Jesus. Amy Schumer looks like a Cabbage Patch Person.

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2022 03:54 PM (zDEs6)

48 She's such a striking contrast to Biden, other than the fact that she's cheerleaded every single policy position taken by Biden and DEMs to date.

Posted by: bif at January 12, 2022 03:54 PM (Eonw8)

49 29 Bill Kristol is cumming right now, for the first time in years!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 12, 2022 03:53 PM (utMrO)


It doesn't count if it emanates from another man's penis.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 03:54 PM (s2VJv)

50 I get to make her more outfits!

Posted by: Omar the Tent Maker at January 12, 2022 03:54 PM (PUsvy)

51 I made up the word leatherine, I think it's kind of cool

Posted by: banana Dream at January 12, 2022 03:54 PM (Cgfkv)

52
Is it wrong that I also find cops being forced out of the car at gunpoint hilarious?

It's probably wrong...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


No, it's serious.

It seriously should happen as a matter of routine.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 12, 2022 03:54 PM (zWpOF)

53 This post is proof that Ace hates us

Posted by: Gawd at January 12, 2022 03:54 PM (QYPq3)

54 Clinton AND Schumer pics in the same thread? Why not just go the whole 9 yards and insert a video of Yoko singing?

Posted by: Wally at January 12, 2022 03:55 PM (FJYfm)

55 Isn't she only like 3 years younger than Biden?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 12, 2022 03:55 PM (Y5qcH)

56 I'd be a perfect unity ticket VP!

Posted by: Liz Cheney at January 12, 2022 03:55 PM (utMrO)

57 We need an amendment setting an upper limit for all gov't positions, elected and appointed. The few decent old geezers don't outweigh the avalanche of depends we are buried under.

Posted by: WiNO - The Odds Are Never in Our Favor at January 12, 2022 03:55 PM (EpDzw)

58 I don't think they'll try it. They might try it. If they do, they might pull it off - especially if Brandon's handlers can get rid of those congressional Klansmen standing in the way of "election reform."

There is a I reason I never said "Hillary Clinton will never be president" after Trump won. I still think it's unlikely, but you should never count a ruthless gangster entirely out even if her faction is on the outs and everyone hates her...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2022 03:55 PM (DU+/6)

59 Amy Schumer will do whatever he uncle tells her to do.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 12, 2022 03:55 PM (LvTSG)

60 They would have to cheat even more for the Hillster to win.

Posted by: f'd at January 12, 2022 03:55 PM (vrz2I)

61 If they select her, then black folk in that party are going to have conniptions.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 03:53 PM


And then they'll pull the "D" lever.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 12, 2022 03:55 PM (pRoEc)

62 fat, old, unfunny and unpopular....yeah I can see why Amy Schumer might get on that bandwagon

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 12, 2022 03:55 PM (XvPQV)

63 All I want to know is: How much did Hillary pay Schoen and the WSJ to get this published?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2022 03:55 PM (URNdm)

64 > They skip over Kamala completely.


The woman was forced to drop out of *her own party's primary* without winning a single delegate.

There's being a team player, but at some point reality has to set in, even for Democrats.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 12, 2022 03:55 PM (bW8dp)

65 Not enough wine to hit that chick holding the wine. Hess its tequila, then i would hit it.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom Kid. We got the meat at January 12, 2022 03:55 PM (n/szn)

66 You picked a brutal fuggin' picture, boss. Well done.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2022 03:55 PM (DU+/6)

67 So if she runs, deadpool on Bill Clinton for sympathy votes?

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at January 12, 2022 03:56 PM (Hh3y4)

68 Mrs. Clinton not only recognizes her position as a potential front-runner


that word conjures unpleasant imagery in my mind's eye

Posted by: Hands at January 12, 2022 03:56 PM (786Ro)

69 58 I don't think they'll try it. They might try it. If they do, they might pull it off - especially if Brandon's handlers can get rid of those congressional Klansmen standing in the way of "election reform."

There is a I reason I never said "Hillary Clinton will never be president" after Trump won. I still think it's unlikely, but you should never count a ruthless gangster entirely out even if her faction is on the outs and everyone hates her...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2022 03:55 PM (DU+/6)

==========

I want a competitive Democratic Primary in 2024 when Biden decides to run again.

And I want the Republican primary sewn up by SC.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 12, 2022 03:56 PM (LvTSG)

70 bwahahahaaaa...

Hillary figures if they can cheat Biden in she'll have no trouble.

Posted by: Inogame at January 12, 2022 03:56 PM (53oGX)

71 Julie Kelly
@julie_kelly2
24 hours after spooning with Ray Epps, J6 committee requests meeting with
@GOPLeader

https://t.co/LxuDoREA9p
12:52 PM · Jan 12, 2022

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at January 12, 2022 03:56 PM (MFZ8i)

72 She's gonna have to lift up that wattle a good six inches for the youth vote.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2022 03:56 PM (coYBh)

73 Isn't she only like 3 years younger than Biden?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 12, 2022 03:55 PM (Y5qcH)
================
Her election pitch is "I can still change my own diapers", so ... youth!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 12, 2022 03:56 PM (utMrO)

74 She's got that oops I shit my pants look on her face.

never trust a fart

Posted by: Jaba at January 12, 2022 03:56 PM (2cfUo)

75 And CNN bagging on a "politically weak" trump for trying to out McConnell as leader.

I think there is a war brewing. McConnell has his pr running interface and Thune pontificating about being a successor?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 12, 2022 03:56 PM (F4b8f)

76 She'd still get no less than 65 million votes.

(Laughs in Dominion)

Posted by: Well at January 12, 2022 03:56 PM (Culdr)

77 LOL yeah run her against Biden, your sitting president. Nothing displays a party in unity and control like primarying your own sitting president with an 80-year old perennial loser that everyone completely despises.

I said she wasn't running in 2016 because who the hell would run Hillary freaking Clinton??? I figured then it was just fundraising and keeping them in the power circle.

So while I think that's all it is now, who the hell knows what is going on with the Democratic Party these days. They rammed JOE FREAKING BIDEN through.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2022 03:56 PM (KZzsI)

78 Ace -

Can you throw the 'Hillary Goes Down' / Sack of Meat video up there?

Watching that old scrunt pass out and almost faceplant never gets old.

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2022 03:56 PM (zDEs6)

79 >>> If they select her, then black folk in that party are going to have conniptions.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 03:53 PM (s2VJv)


Wait, doesn't she carry hot sauce in her purse? I thought that was the one requirement.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 12, 2022 03:56 PM (Cgfkv)

80 I'd be a perfect unity ticket VP!
Posted by: Liz Cheney at January 12, 2022 03:55 PM (utMrO)



It.Moved.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 12, 2022 03:56 PM (yQpMk)

81 never trust a fart

not at her age

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2022 03:56 PM (KZzsI)

82 She'll be 76 in 2024, she's not in good health and probably an alcoholic, but sure she's their best choice for name alone.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2022 03:50 PM (k49Sx)


I have a feeling they'll just be giving new politicians names of old ones. Kind of like a football team. Hillary Clinton will be a 40 something half-black half-eskimo handicapped lesbian they/them soon enough. Nobody will notice.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 12, 2022 03:56 PM (wAnMi)

83 Even Cankles senses Biden's weakness.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2022 03:56 PM (x980n)

84 The pussyhead putsch will not be denied

Posted by: billy plays bagpipes at January 12, 2022 03:56 PM (ONvIw)

85 "Not enough wine to hit that chick holding the wine. "

I'm pretty sure she would hit you.

Posted by: f'd at January 12, 2022 03:56 PM (vrz2I)

86 Igor.

Posted by: klaftern at January 12, 2022 03:57 PM (taPSh)

87

Hillary, yu-hu, over here!

Posted by: Kristi Noem at January 12, 2022 03:57 PM (gMabG)

88 That wineglass is bigger than the milk can in today's Art Thread.

Posted by: JT at January 12, 2022 03:57 PM (arJlL)

89 Is giant wine broad Amy Schumer from many years ago from when she was just an unfunny snarky slut instead of a fat, unfunny, snarky slut?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2022 03:57 PM (DU+/6)

90 Who likes clinton? Older white liberal women. Who voted for her in 2016 as the "safe" choice. Older black women who won't need to vote for her in 2024. Eveybody else would prefer someone else. AOC 2024!

Posted by: raimondo at January 12, 2022 03:57 PM (c59yI)

91 > LOL yeah run her against Biden, your sitting president.

Remember when Ted Kennedy, the Beached Whale of the Senate, tried to primary Jimmy Earl?

That ended well for the Dems.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 12, 2022 03:57 PM (bW8dp)

92 Julie Kelly
@julie_kelly2
24 hours after spooning with Ray Epps, J6 committee requests meeting with
@GOPLeader
==================

Heh- maybe Mrs. Luntz-McCarthy will finally be offended enough to expel Cheney from the Caucus.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 12, 2022 03:57 PM (utMrO)

93 That pic looks like Hillary's exoskeleton in hibernate power mode

Posted by: Hands at January 12, 2022 03:57 PM (786Ro)

94 What they need is to run that tranny admiral, because as we've seen over the last few years men are better at being women than actual women.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2022 03:57 PM (KZzsI)

95 Ah, come on, Amy's kinda got the Girl Next Door thing going on. In that pic, anyway.

Never mind. Who am I trying to kid. She's probably a lot heavier than that now.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 03:57 PM (txdEq)

96 79. They'll be fine with it

Posted by: billy plays bagpipes at January 12, 2022 03:57 PM (ONvIw)

97 I support Hillary!

Posted by: The Bollard at January 12, 2022 03:58 PM (4I/2K)

98 Why can't Hillary just up and die already.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 03:58 PM (CYkNI)

99 Egads. Yikes. Let the shredder parties begin at the Clinton Foundation.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 12, 2022 03:58 PM (F0YaR)

100 She looks escatly like the pile of mashed potatoes that Dreyfus builds in Close Encounters.

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2022 03:58 PM (zDEs6)

101 >>She looks like an Egg with Eyes


And smells like one, too,

Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2022 03:58 PM (URNdm)

102 I'm heartbroken by Kamala's future suicide.

Posted by: Urine-Soaked Pantsuit at January 12, 2022 03:58 PM (pQItU)

103 @julie_kelly2
24 hours after spooning with Ray Epps, J6 committee requests meeting with@GOPLeader ...
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at January 12, 2022 03:56 PM (MFZ8i)
++++
So McCarthy is getting his marching orders and the speechwriters will work to soften the blow?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2022 03:58 PM (DU+/6)

104 Let's Go Hillarity!

Posted by: Half Dozen at January 12, 2022 03:58 PM (dJs6r)

105 And she'll have anyone that stands in her way killed....

Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2022 03:58 PM (CYnTg)

106 Why does she wear white frequently? Is that supposed to make her look younger or innocent and pure? LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2022 03:58 PM (k49Sx)

107 92 Heh- maybe Mrs. Luntz-McCarthy will finally be offended enough to expel Cheney from the Caucus.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 12, 2022 03:57 PM (utMrO)

==========

"Dear lord can November cannot come soon enough. Wyoming had better take this problem off my hands so I can avoid pissing off my donors."
-Kevin McCarthy

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 12, 2022 03:58 PM (LvTSG)

108 Look what they did with Brandon. With the right drug cocktail she might be runnable.

Posted by: Omar the Tent Maker at January 12, 2022 03:58 PM (PUsvy)

109 Ace -

Can you throw the 'Hillary Goes Down' / Sack of Meat video up there?

Watching that old scrunt pass out and almost faceplant never gets old.

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2022 03:56 PM (zDEs6)

There's a good Trump golf one out there, too.

https://youtu.be/PRj3HDil8bc

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 12, 2022 03:58 PM (SH2Zi)

110 In high school, Hillary Clinton was voted 'most likely to beat down persons of color and steal their lunch money.'

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 12, 2022 03:58 PM (r0ADi)

111 I don't even want to contemplate the possibility of a HRC presidency.

Posted by: f'd at January 12, 2022 03:58 PM (vrz2I)

112 Hillary/Nanzi 2024!

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 12, 2022 03:58 PM (WmGrA)

113 105. Now you tell me

Posted by: Seth Rich at January 12, 2022 03:59 PM (ONvIw)

114 Have to admit she was fun and you just KNOW she hasn't quit drinking.

Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2022 03:59 PM (+ya+t)

115 I have a feeling they'll just be giving new politicians names of old ones. Kind of like a football team. Hillary Clinton will be a 40 something half-black half-eskimo handicapped lesbian they/them soon enough. Nobody will notice.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 12, 2022 03:56 PM (wAnMi)



Dread Candidate Clinton.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 12, 2022 03:59 PM (yQpMk)

116 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 12, 2022 03:59 PM (arJlL)

117 Amy at 20 wasn't too bad because she still had some young cute going for her. She was kind of funny when handled well by good writers and a good director. Lacking that? She's fat, unfunny, unattractive, and what's the last big thing she was in? Other than her underwear.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2022 03:59 PM (KZzsI)

118 Joe Biden ain't no easy win for the FAB.

She might walk over, but she's limping back.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 12, 2022 03:59 PM (Xe+Zn)

119 She barely made it through a campaign at 68. Maybe she has been working out and taking nugenics.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 12, 2022 03:59 PM (F4b8f)

120 Whoever, the '24 election is going to be a nightmare. We thought the last two were bad? Just wait!

Posted by: kraken at January 12, 2022 03:59 PM (6Je/Q)

121 I think if she shaved her beard she'd look years younger.

Posted by: Omar the Tent Maker at January 12, 2022 03:59 PM (PUsvy)

122 She recently warned of the electoral consequences in the 2022 midterms if the Democratic Party continues to align itself with its progressive wing and urged Democrats to reject far-left positions that isolate key segments of the electorate.
-------------------

Centrist!

Why she's almost as moderate as Romney and Kasich!

Posted by: ... at January 12, 2022 03:59 PM (h38PC)

123 Better install the meat ramp in the Scooby Van PDQ.

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 12, 2022 03:59 PM (GYllL)

124 Is giant wine broad Amy Schumer from many years ago from when she was just an unfunny snarky slut instead of a fat, unfunny, snarky slut?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2022 03:57 PM (DU+/6)


That has to be a really really really old picture.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 12, 2022 03:59 PM (Ez6QX)

125 106. It reflects light into her face and reduces the jowly look

Posted by: Seth Rich at January 12, 2022 04:00 PM (ONvIw)

126 Why does she wear white frequently? Is that supposed to make her look younger or innocent and pure? LOL.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Less W-I-D-E.

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 12, 2022 04:00 PM (WmGrA)

127 She is a university chancellor. Where will she find the time?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 12, 2022 04:00 PM (F4b8f)

128
But why isn't Kamala the frontrunner?

*bemused expression*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2022 04:00 PM (/U27+)

129 I've got this!

Posted by: Death at January 12, 2022 04:00 PM (TYS2T)

130 24 hours after spooning with Ray Epps, J6 committee requests meeting with @GOPLeader

A real leader would respond with GFY. We'll see.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2022 04:00 PM (coYBh)

131 If you believe they're gonna wrest the Democrat Party and country from the First Female President of Color and insert Hillary in her place, boy do I have a few bridges for you.

Posted by: ... at January 12, 2022 04:00 PM (h38PC)

132 Willowed comment from last thread:

Back in the 80s, two LAPD officers pulled over a marked LA Sheriff's vehicle with uniformed officers inside. They suspected the LASD were police impersonators. The LAPD put the deputies on the ground and held them at gunpoint as they called out a Sgt who also couldn't determine if the officers were genuine or not for several minutes.

LASD put out a very sarcastic training video for LAPD officers to help them identify uniformed LASD vehicles and uniforms.

It's fantastic: https://youtu.be/qEPu_i-q_NE

Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2022 04:00 PM (x980n)

133 >>Why does she wear white frequently?


It's the color of privilege don't you know?

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2022 04:00 PM (zDEs6)

134 Whoever, the '24 election is going to be a nightmare. We thought the last two were bad?

Its going to be one of those Obama/Romney elections but this time we can't even fake the enthusiasm.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2022 04:00 PM (KZzsI)

135 54 Clinton AND Schumer pics in the same thread? Why not just go the whole 9 yards and insert a video of Yoko singing?
Posted by: Wally at January 12, 2022 03:55 PM (FJYfm)


"NO!!!!"

- - Naked Ottoman Man

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 04:00 PM (s2VJv)

136 Ah, come on, Amy's kinda got the Girl Next Door thing going on. In that pic, anyway.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 03:57 PM (txdEq)

Like Ralphie from Christmas Story.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 12, 2022 04:00 PM (SH2Zi)

137 White is slimming.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 12, 2022 04:01 PM (4I/2K)

138 And she returns to the spotlight right after Ghislaine is convicted.
How conveeeenient!


*Bill and Hill didn't just visit pedo island, the whole Clinton family vacationed at Epstein's NM ranch, and Ghislaine attended Chelsea's wedding.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2022 04:01 PM (URNdm)

139 Is giant wine broad Amy Schumer from many years ago from when she was just an unfunny snarky slut instead of a fat, unfunny, snarky slut?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2022


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Apparently she and Jennifer Lawrence were best buds for a while. There is a video out there of Jen playing piano in a club and Amy dancing barefoot atop the piano, and Jennifer takes a quick moment to kiss Amy's bare foot.

It's disappointing. Why couldn't it have been the other way around?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 04:01 PM (txdEq)

140 I read some claptrap yesterday about Mooch Obama being a leading candidate...
It warned conservatives not to dismiss her.

Ah yes, the former Chicago Machine lawyer, who can not actually practice law... too lazy to actually have a job since her husband was anointed Senator (unless you count the no show hospital gig to cover for bussing the poors away from University of Chicago hospital)

She's as lazy as her husband and not filthy rich.. so I'm sure she's super motivated. Also people will line up for miles because of her complete record of zero accomplishments.

If you can't tell.. it annoyed me. Like speculating the Rock is a leading contender for something...

Posted by: Inogame at January 12, 2022 04:01 PM (53oGX)

141
Once we end up with the inevitable food shortages, maybe Amy will eat her uncle.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2022 04:01 PM (hQ23g)

142 Posted by: Seth Rich at January 12, 2022 04:00 PM (ONvIw)

The face list or several of them already reduced the jowly look.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2022 04:01 PM (k49Sx)

143 I'm still really, really thankful that I don't like money, but yeah--RUN MOMMA RUN!

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton, the Little Matchstick Girl at January 12, 2022 04:01 PM (sWM8x)

144 Heh. The stench of desperation.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 12, 2022 04:01 PM (o2MD2)

145 Lift, not list.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2022 04:01 PM (k49Sx)

146 127 She is a university chancellor. Where will she find the time?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 12, 2022 04:00 PM (F4b8f)

I LOL'd.

Posted by: Omar the Tent Maker at January 12, 2022 04:01 PM (PUsvy)

147 "Why am I not leading by 40 points????"
--Hillary Clinton screeching at the unions for more money

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2022 04:01 PM (KZzsI)

148 Tom Friedman was fantasizing about Biden/Cheney.

Heck, maybe we'll see Jeb Bush and Liz Cheney run as an independent ticket!

What's hilarious is how the establishment of both left and right have completely depopulated their benches.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 12, 2022 04:01 PM (wmDcS)

149 > She barely made it through a campaign at 68. Maybe she has been working out and taking nugenics.

She should be doing whatever Bezos is doing. Dude looks great for his age.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2022 04:01 PM (x980n)

150 Can you BELIEVE I used to mine that?

Posted by: Billy Jeffs Schvantz at January 12, 2022 04:01 PM (rHK1/)

151
Bollards tremble in fear at the idea of a Hillary candidacy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2022 04:01 PM (/U27+)

152 I'm sure that if the DNA people really work at it, they can prove that Skankles is 1/65,536 Zulu or something.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 12, 2022 04:01 PM (bW8dp)

153
Like Ralphie from Christmas Story.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 12, 2022


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Amy got her tongue stuck to a frozen flagpole?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 04:01 PM (txdEq)

154 Since it got willowed and we are beset by a picture of Hillary Clinton, I offer this as solace for the male gaze:

https://tinyurl.com/4syrwe7u

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 12, 2022 04:01 PM (LvTSG)

155 Amy Schumer needs a boob job.

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 12, 2022 04:01 PM (GYllL)

156

"Leathery, moldering and ready!"

- - Claude Pepper/Helen Thomas '24

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 04:01 PM (s2VJv)

157 Ricky Bobby sez: "Sweet Baby Jesus, make it stop!"

Posted by: Dr_No at January 12, 2022 04:02 PM (mu5GU)

158 Hillary is on an intermittent sobriety program. No drinks between 10pm and 10am, except on cheat days when she cracks the wine at 0600.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 12, 2022 04:02 PM (F4b8f)

159 Maybe they're hoping to generate more cash for the Clinton Grift Foundation.

Posted by: WiNO - The Odds Are Never in Our Favor at January 12, 2022 04:02 PM (EpDzw)

160 Why can't Hillary just up and die already.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 03:58 PM (CYkNI)
=====================

What! And ruin all our election fun? No way- hang in there Hillzabub!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 12, 2022 04:02 PM (utMrO)

161 So a 76 year old Chardonnay soaked sack of taters is what the Dims have to offer in 2024.

Well that may be their best choice; with every day in office Slow Joe moves the public approval meter on his performance lower. Right now people are uneasy and disappointed with him--but a few more capers like his Atlanta speech and he will be held in profound contempt.

Posted by: GlendaleGreybeard at January 12, 2022 04:02 PM (cn6vO)

162 Don't get your hopes up, cracker.

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at January 12, 2022 04:02 PM (L7jyl)

163 I so want this to happen.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 12, 2022 04:02 PM (Yewgo)

164 150 Can you BELIEVE I used to mine that?
Posted by: Billy Jeffs Schvantz at January 12, 2022 04:01 PM (rHK1/)


"That's the official story."

- - Webb's Stubble

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 04:02 PM (s2VJv)

165 The Hill
@thehill
· 57m
Sen. @marcorubio: "I don't care how many candlelight vigils and musical performances you have from the cast of Hamilton, you're not going to convince most normal and sane people that our government last year was almost overthrown by a guy wearing a Viking hat and speedos."

Posted by: redridinghood at January 12, 2022 04:02 PM (NpAcC)

166 She barely made it through a campaign at 68. Maybe she has been working out and taking nugenics.

She should be doing whatever Bezos is doing. Dude looks great for his age.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2022


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"Nugenics? How do I get that?"

"Just send a text. And trust me, Bill will like it too."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 04:02 PM (txdEq)

167 Damnit!!! Please Shillary and Tater pictures under some kind of "Click if you want to loose your lunch" javascript thingy.

Posted by: NotEnoughLampposts at January 12, 2022 04:02 PM (TFz09)

168 Why can't Hillary just up and die already.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 03:58 PM (CYkNI)
++++
When I invest in a property, I work very hard to ensure that it remains productive for as long as possible.

Posted by: Satan at January 12, 2022 04:03 PM (DU+/6)

169 Dear Lord, she's the candidate of youth.
___

LOL!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 12, 2022 04:03 PM (RU4sa)

170 Pokemon go to get thrown in the back of a van like with a cloth.

Posted by: ChockyChockyChip at January 12, 2022 04:03 PM (ufJfM)

171
I didn't know Amy had a kid. But yeah, she did. She's a wine mom.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2022 04:03 PM (hQ23g)

172 Sweet mother of God.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 12, 2022 04:03 PM (rF64X)

173
Why can't Hillary just up and die already.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 03:58 PM (CYkNI)

_________

Even Hell doesn't want her.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2022 04:03 PM (/U27+)

174 They have no one else. The Clintons, Pelosi & Schumer spent decades insuring no young Democrats ever gained enough fame to challenge their power. Obama was an unforseen anomaly.

Any young, well-known Dems like AOC aren't taken seriously by half of the party and would lose a national election. So it's back to Hillary.

Posted by: 29Victor at January 12, 2022 04:03 PM (BJKQV)

175 45% of the voters of this country voted for Hillary. 45% of the voters in this country voted for Biden. The "old white church lady crowd" is going to enslave us all if we don't shame them for being so patently *stupid* and reckless with their votes.

Posted by: Crusader at January 12, 2022 04:03 PM (ibQSj)

176 Hillary will be 77 next Inauguration Day.

Biden was 78 when he was inaugurated.

Biden became the oldest President ever when he was inaugurated. Hillary would be the third oldest, but would overtake Reagan in her first year to become the second oldest.

It's a youth movement in the Democratic Party!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 12, 2022 04:03 PM (I2/tG)

177 The womyn of Brattleboro are prepaired to stand behind Hilary to fight for reproduxion rights!!!1! but more of all we demand Michael Obama on the ticket for true gender balance for all!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro Vt at January 12, 2022 04:03 PM (786Ro)

178 "Leathery, moldering and ready!"

- - Claude Pepper/Helen Thomas '24
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 04:01 PM (s2VJv)
==============
My wife worked for Claude Pepper for years, after college. His is a sainted name in our house.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 12, 2022 04:03 PM (utMrO)

179 106 Why does she wear white frequently? Is that supposed to make her look younger or innocent and pure? LOL.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2022 03:58 PM (k49Sx)


Might be a reference to the Women's Suffrage movement.

Posted by: Emmie at January 12, 2022 04:03 PM (6RgRK)

180 I suppose they've had 5 years to build her a slicker powered body suit; one where parts aren't falling off it when she 'walks'.

Think Iron Man suit, but with lots of bulges to accommodate the alcoholic liver and secretarial ass spread.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 12, 2022 04:03 PM (F0YaR)

181 Amy Schumer needs a boob job.
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 12, 2022


***
A waist reduction job. The boobs would look bigger then.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 04:04 PM (txdEq)

182 165 Posted by: redridinghood at January 12, 2022 04:02 PM (NpAcC)

Funny, except for the fact that it was overthrown by guys with FBI badges.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 04:04 PM (s2VJv)

183 People, people, not to worry...

The White Hats will save us!!@!!

Posted by: kallistx at January 12, 2022 04:04 PM (DJFLF)

184 Why, dear Lord?

No. Just no.

Posted by: Czech Chick at January 12, 2022 04:04 PM (haWye)

185 What's hilarious is how the establishment of both left and right have completely depopulated their benches.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 12, 2022 04:01 PM (wmDcS)

They've removed anyone who could remotely threaten their position. The result is no one is there to replace them. I look forward to Presidenta Por Vida Sandy Cortez.

Posted by: WiNO - The Odds Are Never in Our Favor at January 12, 2022 04:04 PM (EpDzw)

186 Posted by: redridinghood at January 12, 2022 04:02 PM (NpAcC)

I know people can't stand Rubio, but that was funny.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2022 04:04 PM (k49Sx)

187 Yep.

Mooch's got her mansion on Martha's Vineyard, enough money to buy all the tacky gold glitter sneakers and '70s couch upholstery dresses she wants, and celebrity parties several times per week. There's no way she's going back to getting up early in the morning.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 12, 2022 04:04 PM (bW8dp)

188 > Apparently she and Jennifer Lawrence were best buds for a while. There is a video out there of Jen playing piano in a club and Amy dancing barefoot atop the piano, and Jennifer takes a quick moment to kiss Amy's bare foot.

If you ever need to barf and you don't have any ipecac around, just look up old videos of Jennifer Lawrence hanging all over Harvey Weinstein. She doesn't look like she has any regrets about being there. In fact, she looks downright smitten.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2022 04:04 PM (x980n)

189 Amy Schumer needs a boob job.

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 12, 2022 04:01 PM (GYllL)

A guillotine would provide better ROI.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 12, 2022 04:04 PM (SH2Zi)

190
Schumer has a wedding ring? What poor dude is desperate enough to marry that?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 04:04 PM (s2VJv)

191 Might be a reference to the Women's Suffrage movement.

Posted by: Emmie at January 12, 2022 04:03 PM (6RgRK)


Yeah, but the booze stains are really obvious.

Posted by: Omar the Tent Maker at January 12, 2022 04:05 PM (PUsvy)

192 They have no one else. The Clintons, Pelosi & Schumer spent decades insuring no young Democrats ever gained enough fame to challenge their power. Obama was an unforseen anomaly.

Obama was a disaster for the Dems. 1000 seats across all levels of government were lost during his admin, which meant a lot of rising Dems forced out.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 12, 2022 04:05 PM (wmDcS)

193 Isn't it Chelsea's turn? She is young and hip and smart much beloved by the people. She can also turn this covid thing around with her medical expertise.

Posted by: Ripley at January 12, 2022 04:05 PM (MxEKc)

194 Amy Schumer looks like a Cabbage Patch Person.
Posted by: garrett
___

This made me lmao.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 12, 2022 04:05 PM (RU4sa)

195 How it must feel for Democrats to look at their bench and take stock of their resources. And it ain't gonna get better. As Biden gets worse, the polls will get worse.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 12, 2022 04:05 PM (o2MD2)

196 Hillary and Tulsi standing next to each other on the dem debate stage.......please

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 12, 2022 04:05 PM (fs1hN)

197
AAAAGGHHH!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 12, 2022 04:05 PM (n+4am)

198 Why does she wear white frequently? Is that supposed to make her look younger or innocent and pure? LOL.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Less W-I-D-E.
Posted by: Joe Mama at January 12, 2022 04:00 PM (WmGrA)


I think in Hillary's case it's to have a higher albedo to reflect heat and radiation. Doing her part for global warming.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 12, 2022 04:05 PM (wAnMi)

199 When your go to guy is a dried up bag of lying cottage cheese and perhaps the number one despised person on the planet, it may be time to rethink your party. Maybe your life.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 12, 2022 04:05 PM (acsaG)

200 I just pray we find a photo of Hillary lounging on an ottoman in her bathing suit.

Finally, we could exact a little revenge on CBD.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 12, 2022 04:05 PM (utMrO)

201 In terms of age, we have a Politburo, with a Politburo mentality.

Posted by: kraken at January 12, 2022 04:05 PM (6Je/Q)

202 Hillary will be 77 next Inauguration Day.

Biden was 78 when he was inaugurated.

Biden became the oldest President ever when he was inaugurated. Hillary would be the third oldest, but would overtake Reagan in her first year to become the second oldest.
It's a youth movement in the Democratic Party!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 12, 2022


***
And think of the free publicity for Hurry-Cane, when they donate their products to the new preezy!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 04:05 PM (txdEq)

203 A guillotine would provide better ROI.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 12, 2022 04:04 PM (SH2Zi)

"Just a little off the top!"

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 12, 2022 04:05 PM (rF64X)

204
My wife worked for Claude Pepper for years, after college. His is a sainted name in our house.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 12, 2022 04:03 PM (utMrO)

___________

From what I read in Allen Drury's A Senate Journal, Pepper's mouth delivered more than his brains did.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2022 04:05 PM (/U27+)

205 Please run that lesbo.

Posted by: Harry at January 12, 2022 04:06 PM (EcD5Y)

206 Dammit, WSJ, all this speculation is making it hard to know who call AZ for early.

Posted by: FOX News Channel (which you all keep watching) at January 12, 2022 04:06 PM (786Ro)

207 Posted by: Emmie at January 12, 2022 04:03 PM (6RgRK)

Really? I don't think that even die hard Hillary supporters think of suffragettes unless they're about age 125.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2022 04:06 PM (k49Sx)

208 Horde, is Hilary going to wear the 'oven mitt' dress during the 2024 campaign?

Posted by: dantesed at January 12, 2022 04:06 PM (88xKn)

209 I still say it will be Pete Buttigieg.

Posted by: Mike at January 12, 2022 04:06 PM (SOjg5)

210 195 How it must feel for Democrats to look at their bench and take stock of their resources. And it ain't gonna get better. As Biden gets worse, the polls will get worse.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 12, 2022 04:05 PM (o2MD2)

=========

All the state level races that Democrats can't cheat their way to victory...it's gonna be another 2010 wiping out another bunch of Democratic politician futures, especially in more moderate seats, ensuring that the next generation of Democrats, after AOC, who rise to the top are all insane leftists as well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 12, 2022 04:06 PM (LvTSG)

211 What with preznit ruprect the monkey boy running and winning a campaign from his cellar Chlamydia Thundershart. Thinks she pull off the same trick. RUN Chlamydia run!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 12, 2022 04:06 PM (9dzlp)

212 "Biden was 78 when he was inaugurated."

Amazing how old white people rise to the top of the diversity party.

Posted by: f'd at January 12, 2022 04:06 PM (vrz2I)

213 Didn't she fly on the Lolita Express?
And didn't Bubba say she ate more pussy than he had?

Posted by: torabora at January 12, 2022 04:06 PM (TYS2T)

214

"I've run for president 3 times... and I cant get up!!!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 04:06 PM (s2VJv)

215 > Hillary and Tulsi standing next to each other on the dem debate stage.......please

I don't agree with a lot of Tulsi's positions, but I would bang her like a screen door in a hurricane.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 12, 2022 04:06 PM (bW8dp)

216 Sen. @marcorubio: "I don't care how many candlelight vigils and musical performances you have from the cast of Hamilton, you're not going to convince most normal and sane people that our government last year was almost overthrown by a guy wearing a Viking hat and speedos."

Posted by: redridinghood at January 12, 2022 04:02 PM (NpAcC)

Little Marco smells Cruz' blood in the water.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 12, 2022 04:06 PM (SH2Zi)

217 Hillary wants to wear the presidential seal across the ample ass of her mumu.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 12, 2022 04:06 PM (o2MD2)

218 190. She's even got a kid

Posted by: Seth Rich at January 12, 2022 04:06 PM (ONvIw)

219 They've removed anyone who could remotely threaten their position. The result is no one is there to replace them. I look forward to Presidenta Por Vida Sandy Cortez.

Yup. And this is why cheating and gaming the system eventually fails: you remove the feedback mechanisms that allow an organization to grow and adapt. A healthy organization with healthy leadership cultivates talent and encourages rising leadership, rather than allowing it's top to become full of geriatrics looking to squeeze the last bit of cash and prestige they can from the job.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 12, 2022 04:07 PM (wmDcS)

220 The womyn of Brattleboro are prepaired to stand behind Hilary to fight for reproduxion rights!!!1! but more of all we demand Michael Obama on the ticket for true gender balance for all!
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro Vt at January 12, 2022 04:03 PM (786Ro)


Hey Mary, I wouldn't stand too close IYKWIM.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2022 04:07 PM (axyOa)

221
*pulls collar nervously* - zombie William Jennings Bryan

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2022 04:07 PM (/U27+)

222 I keep waiting for Ace to drop a flaming skull when SCOTUS rules on the vaxx mandate, and ... wow, there it is. (No ruling, just ... that thing.)

Posted by: Slow Learner at January 12, 2022 04:07 PM (klu5V)

223 Imagine Hillary and Kamala in the same room. You would probably want to punch yourself in the face yourself after 5 minutes.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 12, 2022 04:07 PM (acsaG)

224 I still say it will be Pete Buttigieg.
Posted by: Mike at January 12, 2022 04:06 PM (SOjg5)

He's too busy having babies.

Posted by: WiNO - The Odds Are Never in Our Favor at January 12, 2022 04:07 PM (EpDzw)

225 For Fen --

https://news.yahoo.com/
why-democratic-congresswomen-
wearing-white-014751497.html

Remove spaces

Posted by: Emmie at January 12, 2022 04:07 PM (6RgRK)

226 216. So does Ted

Posted by: Seth Rich at January 12, 2022 04:07 PM (ONvIw)

227 Apparently she and Jennifer Lawrence were best buds for a while. There is a video out there of Jen playing piano in a club and Amy dancing barefoot atop the piano, and Jennifer takes a quick moment to kiss Amy's bare foot.
*
If you ever need to barf and you don't have any ipecac around, just look up old videos of Jennifer Lawrence hanging all over Harvey Weinstein. She doesn't look like she has any regrets about being there. In fact, she looks downright smitten.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2022


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I'm not suggesting Amy should get a pass on things because Jen L has, or had, a high opinion of her. Jen's no genius either.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 04:07 PM (txdEq)

228 As said earlier today she is hoping to get in on the permanent fraud coming.

Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2022 04:07 PM (2JoB8)

229 They really cannot stand that Gam-Gam the crypt keeper was denied the brass ring, so they write masturbatory pieces like this one. She hasn't gotten more popular the last 4-5 years.

Honestly, I hope the Dems do this to watch her lose a third time.

Posted by: physics geek at January 12, 2022 04:08 PM (huQJB)

230 216
Little Marco smells Cruz' blood in the water.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 12, 2022 04:06 PM (SH2Zi)


Probably the only reason he sent out that tweet. Funny, 1/6 happened a year ago. No glib tweets in all that time until now, Dondi?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 04:08 PM (s2VJv)

231 I can definitely see her running. And skimming 20% off the top of the donations.

Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at January 12, 2022 04:08 PM (smVBh)

232 Think Iron Man suit, but with lots of bulges to accommodate the alcoholic liver and secretarial ass spread.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 12, 2022 04:03 PM (F0YaR)


Maybe a better way to incorporate the colostomy bag. The last try wasn't working out so well strapped to her leg. They should also work out the whole radio/earpiece thing if she ever has to debate. But it appears that's no longer a necessary part of the "election" process.

Just sit in the basement for 8 months.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 12, 2022 04:08 PM (wAnMi)

233 There's no way she's going back to getting up early in the morning.

She also hates white people. Hard to cover that up during a grueling, long campaign.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 12, 2022 04:08 PM (I2/tG)

234 Schumer has a wedding ring? What poor dude is desperate enough to marry that?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 04:04 PM (s2VJv)
++++
There was a time when she had the fleeting cuteness of youth and was a celebrity up-and-comer.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2022 04:08 PM (DU+/6)

235 Whatever happened to Huma, by the way?

I know her fake husband wound up doing time, but is Huma still toiling in the Valley of Death found between Hillary's labia?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 12, 2022 04:08 PM (bW8dp)

236 Hillary!/NudeGuy on Ottoman 2024

Celebrate blindness!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 12, 2022 04:08 PM (HyiaG)

237 Sen. @marcorubio: "I don't care how many candlelight vigils and musical performances you have from the cast of Hamilton, you're not going to convince most normal and sane people that our government last year was almost overthrown by a guy wearing a Viking hat and speedos."

Posted by: redridinghood at January 12, 2022 04:02 PM (NpAcC)

LOL

See the GOPe knows exactly how to fight and how to sound - they just choose not to do it. It's almost *more* insulting this way, but I guess we take what we can get.

Posted by: ... at January 12, 2022 04:08 PM (h38PC)

238 12 Steele dosierre? Never heard of it.

Posted by: Charles Gibson at January 12, 2022 04:08 PM (Ojki1)

239 I don't care how many candlelight vigils and musical performances you have from the cast of Hamilton, you're not going to convince most normal and sane people that our government last year was almost overthrown by a guy wearing a Viking hat and speedos.

I know the Bee already did the story, but I would like to see polling on how many people would prefer his bold cosplay utopia to what we have now.

Posted by: Methos at January 12, 2022 04:08 PM (kOpft)

240 Those eyes!

They held me frozen under their gaze so long that I must be about 250th now!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 12, 2022 04:08 PM (dfRN6)

241 Are there any implications to rejecting her three times? Does she get cast into the abyss or something? Somebody with access to a copy of the Necronomicon pls. look that up.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2022 04:08 PM (P4LRL)

242 209 I still say it will be Pete Buttigieg.
Posted by: Mike at January 12, 2022 04:06 PM (SOjg5)

He can't win the primary...too many "white Democrat" states have proportional vote distribution vs the "black Democrat" states being winner-take-all. How do you think HRC beat Bernie so badly?

Posted by: Nova local at January 12, 2022 04:09 PM (exHjb)

243 The Clinton machine versus the Bernie/AOC wing.

"Uncle Bern, how many of these debate thingies do I need to do before they give me a house?"

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 12, 2022 04:09 PM (KbCG3)

244 They had to rig the California primary in 2016 to take the win from Bernie and give it to Hillary but the radical wing is now going to flip to Hillary?

Oh, ok.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2022 04:09 PM (ZLI7S)

245 I keep waiting for Ace to drop a flaming skull when SCOTUS rules on the vaxx mandate, and ... wow, there it is. (No ruling, just ... that thing.)
Posted by: Slow Learner at January 12, 2022


***
To be fair, there *is* a skull inside that pinata of Revlon-painted leather.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 04:09 PM (txdEq)

246 Clinton looks absolutely horrible but Harry Reid has never looked better!

Posted by: Tyler Mason at January 12, 2022 04:09 PM (lYdyE)

247 It's funny, because the core of 20th-century liberal politics has moved beyond women.

But when they need "sexism" they dig up "sexism", despite that Trans have completely deconstructed feminism as a standard.

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2022 04:09 PM (XHhHI)

248 95 Ah, come on, Amy's kinda got the Girl Next Door thing going on. In that pic, anyway.

Never mind. Who am I trying to kid. She's probably a lot heavier than that now.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 03:57 PM (txdEq)
---
Homely, drunk girl next door.

Which may work for some of you...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 12, 2022 04:09 PM (llXky)

249 245 [A] pinata of Revlon-painted leather.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 04:09 PM (txdEq)


Stolen!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 04:09 PM (s2VJv)

250 238. Me neither

Posted by: Durham at January 12, 2022 04:09 PM (ONvIw)

251 This black-haired girl in a bikini top is happy to serve any Horde eye bleach needs:
https://is.gd/5tfMGp

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2022 04:09 PM (DU+/6)

252 A Clinton/Trump rematch would see me moving into the Unabomber's cabin.

Posted by: motionview (prep train organize) at January 12, 2022 04:09 PM (aKOI+)

253 Maybe a better way to incorporate the colostomy bag.


Feces is processed in the thigh pads.

Posted by: Liet Kynes at January 12, 2022 04:09 PM (yQpMk)

254 Isn't it Chelsea's turn? She is young and hip and smart much beloved by the people. She can also turn this covid thing around with her medical expertise.

No. The Clintons realized decades ago that Chelsea didn't have the political instincts necessary. That's why Huma was so close to Hillary for all those years; Huma was the new heir. They gave Chelsea every possible advantage in life, including a rich husband, to ensure that she would be taken care of, but Huma was supposed to follow Hillary to the executive branch, while Anthony Weiner rose through the ranks of Congressional Dems. They'd be the new power couple in DC.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 12, 2022 04:09 PM (wmDcS)

255 If you ever need to barf and you don't have any ipecac around, just look up old videos of Jennifer Lawrence hanging all over Harvey Weinstein. She doesn't look like she has any regrets about being there. In fact, she looks downright smitten.

A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.

I was well-compensated for putting up with Harvey!

Posted by: Jennifer Lawrence, Better Than You! at January 12, 2022 04:09 PM (I2/tG)

256 No blah blah blah

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2022 04:10 PM (vuisn)

257 I'm telling you guys: Farting Horse.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 12, 2022 04:10 PM (zWpOF)

258 Second look at Rasputin.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 12, 2022 04:10 PM (Yl3Ht)

259 @117

The last thing I remember seeing Any Schumer in was a magazine cover just before the first Star Wars sequel. It depicted her laying in bed, possibly smoking a cigarette (I don't remember for certain), laying next to C3-PO.

Ugh.

Posted by: junior at January 12, 2022 04:10 PM (yXRZ8)

260 I laugh every time I see the video of her entourage trying to nonchalantly carry Hillary and thrown her into the van like and old, rolled up rug.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 12, 2022 04:10 PM (acsaG)

261 Those eyes!

They held me frozen under their gaze so long that I must be about 250th now!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 12, 2022 04:08 PM (dfRN6)


I mentioned seeing a weird-ass ad a week or two back now on TV, it literally started with somebody's bug eyes like that. Real jump scare start.

Turned out it was an ad for some sort of thyroid condition, but it really seemed aimed directly at every democrat and fed in DC.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 12, 2022 04:10 PM (wAnMi)

262 Schumer has a wedding ring? What poor dude is desperate enough to marry that?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 04:04 PM (s2VJv)
++++
There was a time when she had the fleeting cuteness of youth and was a celebrity up-and-comer.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2022 04:08 PM (DU+/6)


Her husband is autistic. Not kidding.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 12, 2022 04:11 PM (Ez6QX)

263 255 A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do. I was well-compensated for putting up with Harvey!
Posted by: Jennifer Lawrence, Better Than You! at January 12, 2022 04:09 PM (I2/tG)

"Pfft."

- - Shelly Winters/Harry Cohn

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 04:11 PM (s2VJv)

264 > He can't win the primary...too many "white Democrat" states have proportional vote distribution vs the "black Democrat" states being winner-take-all.

Agreed.

Black people don't like Teh Ghey. They might squeeze Buttjizz in as a VP candidate, but no way he'll ever be at the top of the ticket. Comes to that, I don't think we'll ever see another white man (gay or straight) at the top of the D ticket.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 12, 2022 04:11 PM (bW8dp)

265 > Might be a reference to the Women's Suffrage movement.

Haven't they suffered enough?

Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2022 04:11 PM (x980n)

266 So, the Clinton grift machine wants to reclaim power from the Obama grift machine.

Good thing Ghislaine Maxwell's records were never made public.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at January 12, 2022 04:11 PM (EjmvJ)

267 Chris Plante still describes her waking up face down in her own dried vomit and Chardonnay, or something like that.

Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2022 04:11 PM (+ya+t)

268 This hot beach babe thinks she should run.

https://tinyurl.com/yuuj32rr

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 12, 2022 04:11 PM (GYllL)

269 Yup. And this is why cheating and gaming the system eventually fails: you remove the feedback mechanisms that allow an organization to grow and adapt. A healthy organization with healthy leadership cultivates talent and encourages rising leadership, rather than allowing it's top to become full of geriatrics looking to squeeze the last bit of cash and prestige they can from the job.

Whatever do you mean?

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at January 12, 2022 04:11 PM (kOpft)

270 All you jackholes who kept saying "Hillary Clinton will never be POTUS"? You fuckers tempted fate, and now here we fucking are.

/starts burning all the things

Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at January 12, 2022 04:11 PM (OUMaO)

271 Feces is processed in the thigh pads.
Posted by: Liet Kynes at January 12, 2022 04:09 PM (yQpMk)


I demand a motivational poster with this quote over one of those pictures of Neil deGrasse Tyson looking stoned as balls with a picture of a galaxy behind him.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2022 04:12 PM (P4LRL)

272 Speaking of Jennifer Lawrence, is she mort, or what?

Posted by: kraken at January 12, 2022 04:12 PM (6Je/Q)

273 OT: But fascinating video about electricity. I don't know why it was never taught to me like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHIhgxav9LY

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 12, 2022 04:12 PM (Y5qcH)

274 Posted by: Emmie at January 12, 2022 04:07 PM (6RgRK)

Yes; I've seen that, and nobody thought it was about suffragettes or support for women until it had to be laboriously spelled out. If you need to explain your meaning for "dress up day" it's not successful

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2022 04:12 PM (k49Sx)

275 the dims will be so queered with the voters by 2024

kinda like 2008

whichever crazy llon they nominate will and lose badly

my guess is Bernie wants to retire and wouldn't mind having dim prezzy nominee on his resume

Cankles sends people to be canon fodder, she doesn't send herself

and Big Mike is already a queen, prezzy is a demotion

Posted by: REDACTED at January 12, 2022 04:12 PM (us2H3)

276 Hillary and Tulsi on debate stage - shot of audience spots Billy J laughing as Tulsi skewers Hillary, then of him drooling over Tulsi's surfer body.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 12, 2022 04:12 PM (fs1hN)

277 >>The last thing I remember seeing Any Schumer in was a magazine cover just before the first Star Wars sequel. It depicted her laying in bed, possibly smoking a cigarette (I don't remember for certain), laying next to C3-PO.


Proof C3P0 has no taste in women and/or is ghey.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2022 04:12 PM (vuisn)

278 Hey!
That Hinkley fellow is available!

Posted by: torabora at January 12, 2022 04:12 PM (TYS2T)

279 [A] pinata of Revlon-painted leather.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022
*
Stolen!!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022


***
I am flattered, sir!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 04:12 PM (txdEq)

280 I laugh every time I see the video of her entourage trying to nonchalantly carry Hillary and thrown her into the van like and old, rolled up rug.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 12, 2022 04:10 PM (acsaG)


The best part of which was the photo of her shoe laying in the gutter - with tire tracks on it.

All the bollard memes "biggest supporter" afterwards was a nice touch.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 12, 2022 04:12 PM (wAnMi)

281 I thought by 2024 Firestarter Palin would be a more prominent figure. Or would have at least incinerated DC with her thoughts.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 12, 2022 04:12 PM (HyiaG)

282 Hillary knows people that use shovels...and guns...and garrottes...
So She's PERFECTLY qualified.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:13 PM (ynpvh)

283 The only thing Hillary should be running for is a chance to be the main pinata at the next Cinco de Mayo celebration.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 12, 2022 04:13 PM (VpIIl)

284 You know it's gonna happen. Celebrity Death Match.....hillary clinton in a rematch with Donald Trump 2024. Pay per view is gonna be lit!

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 12, 2022 04:13 PM (bVYXr)

285 Black people don't like Teh Ghey. They might squeeze Buttjizz in as a VP candidate, but no way he'll ever be at the top of the ticket. Comes to that, I don't think we'll ever see another white man (gay or straight) at the top of the D ticket.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 12, 2022 04:11 PM (bW8dp)

Nah, I think we can still see the straight white guy as long as he follows in the "gim me dats' chain...he'd be the compromise, just like Biden was...

Posted by: Nova local at January 12, 2022 04:13 PM (exHjb)

286 The last thing I remember seeing Any Schumer in was a magazine cover just before the first Star Wars sequel. It depicted her laying in bed, possibly smoking a cigarette (I don't remember for certain), laying next to C3-PO.

Proof C3P0 has no taste in women and/or is ghey.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2022


***
Cmdr. Data is fully functional, and even *he* wouldn't do Amy.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 04:13 PM (txdEq)

287 This hot beach babe thinks she should run.

https://tinyurl.com/yuuj32rr
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 12, 2022 04:11 PM (GYllL)


Nothing says fun and enjoying each others company than a nice walk on the beach.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2022 04:13 PM (axyOa)

288 Proof C3P0 has no taste in women and/or is ghey.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2022 04:12 PM (vuisn)



Hello! Protocol Droid. Of course he's gay.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 12, 2022 04:13 PM (yQpMk)

289 "Proof C3P0 has no taste in women and/or is ghey.
Posted by: Dr. Varno"


I WAS fully functional.

Posted by: C3P0 at January 12, 2022 04:14 PM (vrz2I)

290 This hot beach babe thinks she should run.
https://tinyurl.com/yuuj32rr
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 12, 2022 04:11 PM (GYllL)
++++
That was unkind.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2022 04:14 PM (DU+/6)

291 268 This hot beach babe thinks she should run.

https://tinyurl.com/yuuj32rr
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 12, 2022 04:11 PM (GYllL)

You very bad man! Very! Bad!

*Wags finger*

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 12, 2022 04:14 PM (dfRN6)

292 I don't think the worry is about Hillary primarying Biden. I think he'll stay in office his whole term, but decline to run in 2024 due to unspecified "health reasons". In that case, Hillary probably will run again, and just like in 2008, she'll be upstaged by some unknown minority candidate the media and Dem Establishment try to push off as a young, fresh face that united the party.

She'll be pissed.

Posted by: Grimmy at January 12, 2022 04:14 PM (JCZqz)

293 262 Spectrum...which means not a lot. Still is a comic, a chef. And a farm owner.

Posted by: Durham at January 12, 2022 04:14 PM (ONvIw)

294 I've got wild staring eyes
And I've got a strong urge to fly
But I got nowhere to fly to

Posted by: Hillary floyd at January 12, 2022 04:14 PM (2cfUo)

295 Come on, Bernie needs a new house!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at January 12, 2022 04:14 PM (SH2Zi)

296 "The best part of which was the photo of her shoe laying in the gutter - with tire tracks on it.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 12, 2022 04:12 PM (wAnMi) "

OK I'm laughing at the shoe. It's sad, like her.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 12, 2022 04:14 PM (VpIIl)

297 :::Looking at pic of Amy Schumer:::
Are wine dykes a thing, like wine moms?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:14 PM (ynpvh)

298 There's a photo of Hilary walking on the beach with Bill not too long ago. She look like a beached walrus.

Shudder.

Posted by: dantesed at January 12, 2022 04:14 PM (88xKn)

299 They had to rig the California primary in 2016 to take the win from Bernie and give it to Hillary but the radical wing is now going to flip to Hillary?

Oh, ok.

Superdelegates will take care of it.

Posted by: Methos at January 12, 2022 04:14 PM (kOpft)

300 Wait a minute, someone actually married Amy Schumer?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 12, 2022 04:14 PM (VWp7G)

301 #266
Good thing the FBI LOST the records.

Posted by: torabora at January 12, 2022 04:14 PM (TYS2T)

302 a leadership vacuum in the party,
-------------------------------------------
Like a liposuction vacuum?

Posted by: hillary (')(.) at January 12, 2022 04:15 PM (UHVv4)

303 Well, she's already written her victory speech... so there's that.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 12, 2022 04:15 PM (NpAcC)

304 So that's what a wine mom looks like, I thought they would appear somewhat more sophisticated than that.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2022 04:15 PM (9Z9xw)

305 > Black people don't like Teh Ghey.

Obama's gayer than a three dollar bill. They voted for him in droves.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2022 04:15 PM (x980n)

306 292 I don't think the worry is about Hillary primarying Biden. I think he'll stay in office his whole term, but decline to run in 2024 due to unspecified "health reasons". In that case, Hillary probably will run again, and just like in 2008, she'll be upstaged by some unknown minority candidate the media and Dem Establishment try to push off as a young, fresh face that united the party.

She'll be pissed.
Posted by: Grimmy at January 12, 2022 04:14 PM (JCZqz)


Hillary Clinton is the John Huntsman of Evan McMullins.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 04:15 PM (s2VJv)

307 "She recently warned of the electoral consequences in the 2022 midterms if the Democratic Party continues to align itself with its progressive wing and urged Democrats to reject far-left positions that isolate key segments of the electorate."

***

And they say comedy is dead.

Hillary is about three epaulet buttons to the left of Che Guevara.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 12, 2022 04:15 PM (W3VUu)

308 Cruz has committed political suicide. He is done. Caput. Finite. He is ready for planting. That lovely chicken had Piranha teeth in it's butt.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 12, 2022 04:15 PM (o2MD2)

309 Only woman I ever knew who could drop a deuce walking in a moo moo and not hit her shoes.

Posted by: Billy C at January 12, 2022 04:15 PM (+ya+t)

310 It very well COULD be Clinton vs Trump. If that's what the Deep State wants. And this time she WINS would be the script. I am not kidding 2024 will be a Nightmare.

Posted by: kraken at January 12, 2022 04:16 PM (6Je/Q)

311 291 268 This hot beach babe thinks she should run.

https://tinyurl.com/yuuj32rr
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 12, 2022 04:11 PM (GYllL)

You very bad man! Very! Bad!

*Wags finger*

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 12, 2022 04:14 PM (dfRN6)

Needs Yoko singing in the background...ride of the Valkeries...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:16 PM (ynpvh)

312 I still cannot believe Bill Clinton is still alive.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2022 04:16 PM (KZzsI)

313 Speaking of Jennifer Lawrence, is she mort, or what?
Posted by: kraken at January 12, 2022 04:12 PM (6Je/Q)


Currently gestating.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 12, 2022 04:16 PM (Ez6QX)

314
Nothing says fun and enjoying each others company than a nice walk on the beach.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2022


***
A nice morning *drag* is more like it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 04:16 PM (txdEq)

315 It depicted her laying in bed, possibly smoking a cigarette (I don't remember for certain), laying next to C3-PO.

Posted by: junior at January 12, 2022 04:10 PM (yXRZ

One's an robotic arrogant whiny simp with a tin can for brains, and the other is C3PO.

Posted by: ... at January 12, 2022 04:16 PM (h38PC)

316 Oh gosh. If Hillary Clinton becomes President, I'll *never* finish my investigation.

Posted by: Durham at January 12, 2022 04:16 PM (786Ro)

317 Amy Schumer sure is small.

Posted by: amy schumer at January 12, 2022 04:16 PM (UHVv4)

318 And, judging purely off looks, Schumer doesn't look too bad in that photo. However, you can see she has the build to put on weight quickly. Fun short-term, but a risky long-term investment.

Posted by: Grimmy at January 12, 2022 04:16 PM (JCZqz)

319 When someone describes their own nether regions as smelling like a barnyard, it's something you can't unsmell, even if you've never smelled it.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2022 04:16 PM (vuisn)

320 301 #266
Good thing the FBI LOST the records.
Posted by: torabora at January 12, 2022 04:14 PM (TYS2T)


Filed next to the Whitewater records.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2022 04:16 PM (axyOa)

321 Bernie needs a 25 year old bimbo.

Posted by: torabora at January 12, 2022 04:16 PM (TYS2T)

322

I would drink Hillary's used douche fluid to get on the ticket. I'd flick her bean for a cabinet post.

Posted by: Kristi Noem at January 12, 2022 04:16 PM (gMabG)

323 I still cannot believe Bill Clinton is still alive.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2022 04:16 PM (KZzsI)



His corpse is only animated by his STDs.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 12, 2022 04:16 PM (yQpMk)

324 I'm laughing at the shoe. It's sad, like her.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 12, 2022 04:14 PM (VpIIl)

I with her.

Posted by: HIllary's Other Shoe at January 12, 2022 04:16 PM (SH2Zi)

325 The Davits Center in 2024 will go up like Nakatomi Plaza.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 12, 2022 04:16 PM (HyiaG)

326 > Speaking of Jennifer Lawrence, is she mort, or what?

She's in that Don't Look Up picture.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2022 04:16 PM (x980n)

327 313 Speaking of Jennifer Lawrence, is she mort, or what?
Posted by: kraken at January 12, 2022 04:12 PM (6Je/Q)

===========

She decided to take a break from acting for a year...right about the time Weinstein became news. Weird coincidence...

She's back now with the movie Don't Look Up on Netflix.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 12, 2022 04:16 PM (LvTSG)

328 258 Second look at Rasputin.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 12, 2022 04:10 PM (Yl3Ht)

Rah rah!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 12, 2022 04:17 PM (rF64X)

329 This is a stupid question - the only ones I have - but is it possible Hillary would beat Trump in the 2024 election? I am taking into account the obvious blue state steals.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 12, 2022 04:17 PM (VWp7G)

330 Obama's gayer than a three dollar bill

That is definitely the impression I get, but he ran as a manly man who totally loves the chicks and women loved him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2022 04:17 PM (KZzsI)

331 315 One's an robotic arrogant whiny simp with a tin can for brains, and the other is C3PO.
Posted by: ... at January 12, 2022 04:16 PM (h38PC)


"Silence, ninny!"

- - Dr. Z. Smith

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 04:17 PM (s2VJv)

332 Obama the foreigner somehow fooled American blacks into thinking he was one of them

Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2022 04:17 PM (CYnTg)

333
Lady YD just said "I'm not much of a 'funeral person.'"

Just who *is* a "funeral person," precisely? Like, who just visits funerals for fun?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2022 04:17 PM (hQ23g)

334 and encourages rising leadership, rather than allowing it's top to become full of geriatrics looking to squeeze the last bit of cash and prestige they can from the job

It wasn't a problem for us!

Posted by: The Soviet Politburo! at January 12, 2022 04:17 PM (I2/tG)

335 > I still cannot believe Bill Clinton is still alive.

Have you seen him lately? He looks like his soul's already been sucked out and sent to hell.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2022 04:17 PM (x980n)

336 328 258 Second look at Rasputin.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 12, 2022 04:10 PM (Yl3Ht)

Rah rah!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 12, 2022 04:17 PM (rF64X)

===========

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q893YGEWLUc

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 12, 2022 04:17 PM (LvTSG)

337 What difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: Next2Nothing at January 12, 2022 04:18 PM (tA1/w)

338 Don't Look Up

Another conservatives-are-evil allegory. Yawn.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 12, 2022 04:18 PM (njfCw)

339 329 This is a stupid question - the only ones I have - but is it possible Hillary would beat Trump in the 2024 election? I am taking into account the obvious blue state steals.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 12, 2022 04:17 PM (VWp7G)

If they pull off the same steals they did in 2020 (with assistance from Zuckerburg darkmoney groups), certainly.

Posted by: Liberty at January 12, 2022 04:18 PM (0Z3fJ)

340 333
Lady YD just said "I'm not much of a 'funeral person.'"

Just who *is* a "funeral person," precisely? Like, who just visits funerals for fun?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2022 04:17 PM (hQ23g)


Ambulance chasers.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 04:18 PM (s2VJv)

341 313 Speaking of Jennifer Lawrence, is she mort, or what?
Posted by: kraken at January 12, 2022 04:12 PM (6Je/Q)

Currently gestating.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 12, 2022 04:16 PM (Ez6QX)

She'd make a perfect fighter pilot!

Posted by: Woke Air Force at January 12, 2022 04:18 PM (ynpvh)

342 330 Obama's gayer than a three dollar bill

That is definitely the impression I get, but he ran as a manly man who totally loves the chicks and women loved him.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2022 04:17 PM (KZzsI)

Guess there's something to that whole ghey BFF thing.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 12, 2022 04:18 PM (rF64X)

343 I am pretty sure a majority of the American people have figured out the Democrat Party are lying, divisive, left-wing, America hating, race baiting, economically destructive bags of shit. There is probably little chance they will trust any Democrats, let alone this bulbous, cottage chess ass, proven liar.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 12, 2022 04:18 PM (VpIIl)

344 Black people don't like Teh Ghey.
*
Obama's gayer than a three dollar bill. They voted for him in droves.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2022


***
True. But he's not *heavily* or *obviously* effeminate. Besides, he was the First Black (or half-black) Candidate ever. They would have voted for him even if he'd looked like the Elephant Man.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 04:18 PM (txdEq)

345 Hillz looks like she just sat on a Tabasco-covered dildo.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2022 04:18 PM (P3gRi)

346 If Biden isn't the 24 nominee for whatever reason, it's going to be Harris. Not Hillary.

Posted by: TC at January 12, 2022 04:19 PM (qP50E)

347 Yikes! Please post a content warning, before showing a zombie pic.

Posted by: Buffalobob at January 12, 2022 04:19 PM (r01B8)

348 319 When someone describes their own nether regions as smelling like a barnyard, it's something you can't unsmell, even if you've never smelled it.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2022 04:16 PM (vuisn)

Well, probably because they've done things not even barnyard animals would do down there.

Posted by: Woke Air Force at January 12, 2022 04:19 PM (ynpvh)

349 Amy is holding that wine glass like it's late with the child support.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 12, 2022 04:19 PM (W3VUu)

350 Over in Insty they are talking about empty shelves. Just wait until the new rules fir truckers crossing the Canadian border...

Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2022 04:19 PM (CYnTg)

351 Hahaha. They are spinning like the wind on the economy. The economy is fabulous according to the press briefing right now.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 12, 2022 04:19 PM (NpAcC)

352 >> Bonnie Blue

Maybe a call-out to the flag of that name?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon a

what does that mean?

If anyone knows Bonnie, ask her if she is Brummy Bonnie, and how many cars she has written off so far. (When I handed her the keys to the Renault, she was on #4 or 5, so she will know who I am. )

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 12, 2022 04:19 PM (9ReR8)

353 321 Bernie needs a 25 year old bimbo.

Posted by: torabora at January 12, 2022 04:16 PM (TYS2T)

I read that as Dildo at first. LOL

Posted by: Woke Air Force at January 12, 2022 04:19 PM (ynpvh)

354 Joe unkind but funny

Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2022 04:19 PM (2JoB8)

355 Cruz has committed political suicide. He is done. Caput. Finite. He is ready for planting. That lovely chicken had Piranha teeth in it's butt.

He did a good job questioning Mass Murderer Fauci, though.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 12, 2022 04:19 PM (I2/tG)

356 Thune, Barasso (sp), Cornyn are Mitch's Mitchettes for purposes of pressers. We're all in this together. Am I right my esteemed colleagues, or what?

Posted by: micky at January 12, 2022 04:19 PM (3byMq)

357 339 due to the complicity and cowardice of " our side" the donks can cheat with no fear of prosecution.

Posted by: Durham at January 12, 2022 04:19 PM (ONvIw)

358 319 When someone describes their own nether regions as smelling like a barnyard, it's something you can't unsmell, even if you've never smelled it.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2022 04:16 PM (vuisn)

Amazing that someone actually married her and conceived a child after she made that comment.

Posted by: Liberty at January 12, 2022 04:19 PM (0Z3fJ)

359 346 If Biden isn't the 24 nominee for whatever reason, it's going to be Harris. Not Hillary.
Posted by: TC at January 12, 2022 04:19 PM (qP50E)


Staffers abandoning Throatus' ship like rats on the Titanic. No way. Someone else is who they want but they don't really have anyone.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 04:20 PM (s2VJv)

360 This assumes Hillary will live until 2024. She's not the picture of health.

I'm honestly not sure she'd wait. There's really nothing stopping her from elbowing her way into the White House now. In a political war of wits and underhandedness I think Clinton would win over Pelosi with ease.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 12, 2022 04:20 PM (BFigT)

361 Over in Insty they are talking about empty shelves. Just wait until the new rules fir truckers crossing the Canadian border...
Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2022 04:19 PM (CYnTg)




Hoarding Maple Syrup here, Boss.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 12, 2022 04:20 PM (yQpMk)

362 Lady YD just said "I'm not much of a 'funeral person.'"

Just who *is* a "funeral person," precisely? Like, who just visits funerals for fun?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2022 04:17 PM (hQ23g)


Tell her someone has to put the "fun" in funerals.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2022 04:20 PM (axyOa)

363 330 Obama's gayer than a three dollar bill

That is definitely the impression I get, but he ran as a manly man who totally loves the chicks and women loved him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2022 04:17 PM (KZzsI)

And he can shoot a rifle..sort of.

Posted by: Woke Air Force at January 12, 2022 04:20 PM (ynpvh)

364 >>>If they pull off the same steals they did in 2020 (with assistance from Zuckerburg darkmoney groups), certainly.
Posted by: Liberty


People hate Hillary, but they also hate Trump.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 12, 2022 04:20 PM (VWp7G)

365 Just who *is* a "funeral person," precisely? Like, who just visits funerals for fun?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2022 04:17 PM (hQ23g)
++++
The guy from "Harold and Maude."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2022 04:20 PM (DU+/6)

366 This is a stupid question - the only ones I have - but is it possible Hillary would beat Trump in the 2024 election? I am taking into account the obvious blue state steals.

Anything's possible.

Posted by: COVID-24 at January 12, 2022 04:20 PM (kOpft)

367 > That is definitely the impression I get, but he ran as a manly man who totally loves the chicks and women loved him.

In one of his books he said he fantasized about fucking one of his male Professors. It's right there for anyone to see.

If you're still not convinced, this picture should disabuse you of any further doubt.

https://bit.ly/3fhUbLl

Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2022 04:21 PM (x980n)

368 333
Lady YD just said "I'm not much of a 'funeral person.'"

Just who *is* a "funeral person," precisely? Like, who just visits funerals for fun?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2022 04:17 PM (hQ23g)

Funerals and Weddings are two of the venues that *some* people hook up for quickies. I guess they put the FUN in funeral.

Posted by: Woke Air Force at January 12, 2022 04:21 PM (ynpvh)

369 Speaking of Jennifer Lawrence, is she mort, or what?
Posted by: kraken at January 12, 2022 04:12 PM (6Je/Q)

Currently gestating.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 12, 2022 04:16 PM (Ez6QX)

And attending pro baby murder rallies.

Posted by: HIllary's Other Shoe at January 12, 2022 04:21 PM (SH2Zi)

370 True. But he's not *heavily* or *obviously* effeminate.

***

I've seen the picture of Obama reacting to the two judo guys throwing each other during a WH demonstration.

He may not be gay but he's gayer than me.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 12, 2022 04:21 PM (W3VUu)

371 the left doesn't know people very well

they pressure Manchin like crazy, even call him a racist, thinking he will change his mind

and now the lefty pollsters are trying to get FJB to quit

Quimpeeass got him at 33

Joey wont resign

Posted by: REDACTED at January 12, 2022 04:21 PM (us2H3)

372 Lady YD just said "I'm not much of a 'funeral person.'"

Just who *is* a "funeral person," precisely? Like, who just visits funerals for fun?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2022 04:17 PM (hQ23g)


Tell her to party like a mortician and grab a cold one.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2022 04:21 PM (axyOa)

373 308 Cruz has committed political suicide. He is done. Caput. Finite. He is ready for planting. That lovely chicken had Piranha teeth in it's butt.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 12, 2022 04:15 PM

He already never had a chance, but hopefully this seals the deal and makes it clear to him. I don't know if it's his face, the way he speaks, or relentless MSM poisoning of the well, but most LIVs I know for some reason have a very visceral, negative reaction to Cruz.

I don't understand it at all, but I've seen it enough to know it's very real, and will forever stop him from reaching national office.

Posted by: Grimmy at January 12, 2022 04:21 PM (JCZqz)

374 The smell of fresh ideas and elderberries.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 12, 2022 04:21 PM (jvt6t)

375
She looks like like she's wearing a Linda Blair skin-suit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 04:21 PM (s2VJv)

376 What's wrong with Hillary in that first pic? Was she in brain lock?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 12, 2022 04:21 PM (0fWu6)

377 Bernie needs a 25 year old bimbo.
Posted by: torabora at January 12, 2022 04:16 PM (TYS2T)
++++
He can get any that he wants. At worst, he just fulfills the rape fantasies he's sure they all have...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2022 04:21 PM (DU+/6)

378 Obama's gayer than a three dollar bill. They voted for him in droves.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2022

True. But he's not *heavily* or *obviously* effeminate.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 04:18 PM (txdEq)


A clean, articulate gay.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 12, 2022 04:21 PM (P4LRL)

379 "The Clinton machine versus the Bernie/AOC wing"


I believe the Clinton machine has fallen apart from lack of use, collapse of Clinton Foundation and defections to the other power centers. It isn't making a comeback.

Posted by: Ripley at January 12, 2022 04:21 PM (MxEKc)

380 >>>carry Hillary and thrown her into the van like and old, rolled up rug.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 12, 2022 04:10 PM (acsaG)
-----------

, ... 'side of beef'.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2022 04:21 PM (9Z9xw)

381 Off woke air sock

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:21 PM (ynpvh)

382 Sighted at Twitchy: Joe Biden's current numbers
---
- the economy: 34% approve, while 57% disapprove;
- foreign policy: 35% approve, while 54% disapprove;
- the response to the coronavirus: 39% approve, while 55% disapprove.

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2022 04:21 PM (XHhHI)

383 Riiiight, lets run the fucking Hagraven. Good..gooood.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 12, 2022 04:21 PM (VwHCD)

384 Hey? How come no moron has said they would hit it?

Posted by: torabora at January 12, 2022 04:22 PM (TYS2T)

385 Amy Schumer looks like a young Josh Brolin. Especially when he was playing an asshole in an 80s movie.

Posted by: Mishdog at January 12, 2022 04:22 PM (MCHZf)

386 I would drink Hillary's used douche fluid to get on the ticket. I'd flick her bean for a cabinet post.
Posted by: Kristi Noem



Stand in line bitch.

Posted by: Nancy Mace at January 12, 2022 04:22 PM (GYllL)

387 345 Hillz looks like she just sat on a Tabasco-covered dildo.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2022 04:18 PM (P3gRi)

If she choked on one would be a major improvement.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:22 PM (ynpvh)

388 In that pic, Hildebeeste is so white she looks like she buys her makeup in the baking aisle. She's so pale she could get tanned by standing in front of a microwave.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 12, 2022 04:22 PM (njfCw)

389 I saw a little bit of Angela Merkel on some PBS show and guess who they got to talk how what a great women leader she is for Germany.

Go ahead , guess.

Posted by: dantesed at January 12, 2022 04:22 PM (88xKn)

390 333. Schnurrers

Posted by: CN at January 12, 2022 04:22 PM (ONvIw)

391 Don't Look Up
___

Won't Watch It

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 12, 2022 04:22 PM (RU4sa)

392 How come no moron has said they would hit it?
Posted by: torabora at January 12, 2022 04:22 PM (TYS2T)


Bit early for ZOD to clock in.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2022 04:22 PM (P4LRL)

393 Just who *is* a "funeral person," precisely? Like, who just visits funerals for fun?

I saw the person who was my girlfriend in college a couple of years ago.

I observed that we are now engaged in "elderly person socializing" - we run into each other at memorial services.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 12, 2022 04:22 PM (I2/tG)

394 what does that mean?

If anyone knows Bonnie, ask her if she is Brummy Bonnie, and how many cars she has written off so far. (When I handed her the keys to the Renault, she was on #4 or 5, so she will know who I am. )
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 12, 2022 04:19 PM (9ReR

Seriously, you don't know?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2022 04:23 PM (P3gRi)

395 He did a good job questioning Mass Murderer Fauci, though.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 12, 2022 04:19 PM (I2/tG)


From Hell's heart i stab at thee....

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 12, 2022 04:23 PM (o2MD2)

396 Just who *is* a "funeral person," precisely? Like, who just visits funerals for fun?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

I have known one. He would look in the obits and make plans each week for people he barely knew. He even went to strangers'. A clinical narcissist.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 12, 2022 04:23 PM (9ReR8)

397 Amy Schumer looks like a young Josh Brolin. Especially when he was playing an asshole in an 80s movie.
Posted by: Mishdog at January 12, 2022 04:22 PM (MCHZf)
++++
I don't think she has a blistered taint, though. And given the typical subject matter of her "comedy," we'd know ...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2022 04:23 PM (DU+/6)

398 350 Over in Insty they are talking about empty shelves. Just wait until the new rules fir truckers crossing the Canadian border...
Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2022 04:19 PM (CYnTg)

I was at our hoity-toity NoVA grocery store this weekend. Definite empty shelves. The fun part was that I heard three different people ask clerks if this was because of all the snow we'd had. In each case, the clerks said, "Nope, supply-chain problems."

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 12, 2022 04:23 PM (dfRN6)

399 369 And attending pro baby murder rallies.
Posted by: HIllary's Other Shoe at January 12, 2022 04:21 PM (SH2Zi)


New Disney+ event: Jennifer Lawrence gives birth and then sacrifices the child to Quetzalcoatal on Live TV. All body parts auctioned off to Planned Parenthood.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 04:23 PM (s2VJv)

400 > I saw a little bit of Angela Merkel on some PBS show and guess who they got to talk how what a great women leader she is for Germany.

> Go ahead , guess.

Leni Riefenstahl?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 12, 2022 04:23 PM (bW8dp)

401 When someone describes their own nether regions as smelling like a barnyard, it's something you can't unsmell, even if you've never smelled it.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2022


***
Wait. HRC said this, or Amy Schumer? It doesn't sound like HRC would have the self-awareness. Amy might say it thinking it's funny.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 04:23 PM (txdEq)

402 > And he can shoot a rifle..sort of.

That picture of him shooting a compensated 36" barrel shotgun is hilarious. He looks like a kid shooting his uncle's gun.

https://bit.ly/3nmeLPc

Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2022 04:23 PM (x980n)

403 I saw a little bit of Angela Merkel on some PBS show and guess who they got to talk how what a great women leader she is for Germany.

Go ahead , guess.
Posted by: dantesed at January 12, 2022 04:22 PM (88xKn)
++++
I'm guessing Hill-dog.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2022 04:23 PM (DU+/6)

404 Yikes! Please post a content warning, before showing a zombie pic.

That's zombie? She wasn't kidding about deep cover.

Posted by: Methos at January 12, 2022 04:23 PM (kOpft)

405 True. But he's not *heavily* or *obviously* effeminate.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 04:18 PM (txdEq)

A clean, articulate gay.
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 12, 2022 04:21 PM (P4LRL)
---------------

He's not gay. He's married and has children.
Gay people don't do that.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2022 04:23 PM (9Z9xw)

406 >>>I don't think she has a blistered taint, though. And given the typical subject matter of her "comedy," we'd know ...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Mostly because no guy would get near her tainted taint.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 12, 2022 04:23 PM (VWp7G)

407 382 Sighted at Twitchy: Joe Biden's current numbers
---
- the economy: 34% approve, while 57% disapprove;
- foreign policy: 35% approve, while 54% disapprove;
- the response to the coronavirus: 39% approve, while 55% disapprove.
Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2022 04:21 PM (XHhHI)

=========

COVID is his strength.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 12, 2022 04:23 PM (LvTSG)

408 Hey? How come no moron has said they would hit it?
Posted by: torabora


They're waiting for Ace to post a Donkey-Chompers pic.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (zWpOF)

409 388 In that pic, Hildebeeste is so white she looks like she buys her makeup in the baking aisle. She's so pale she could get tanned by standing in front of a microwave.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 12, 2022 04:22 PM (njfCw)


She makes Lillith Sternin look like Bojangles Robinson.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (s2VJv)

410 'side of beef'.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2022 04:21 PM (9Z9xw)

Never gets old...

Hopefully we get to see her tossed around again.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (Xe+Zn)

411 "28 This is how you know they want to declare marital law and start digging mass graves.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 12, 2022 03:53 PM (ySQBZ)"

Yes, for any number of reasons - but then we already knew this.

Y'all better have been heeding my advice to study low intensity conflict from ~1917 to present, along with the Spanish civil war.

Thought exercise; you have advance warning that you're facing the Spanish republicans, Pol Pot. or Soviet occupation. Other than "get the fuck out", what actions do you take in the time you have to prepare? What are you own goals (don't tell us, we don't need to know - this is for you) other than having as many as your people see the other side of the clusterfuck as possible?

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (SdoX8)

412 > don't think she has a blistered taint

I saw Blistered Taint open for Green Day in a club in Austin back in '92.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (bW8dp)

413 Lmao Minneapolis/St. Paul requiring proof of vaccination or a negative test, home tests do NOT count, to hit up bars, restaurants, sporting events, musical venues.

God I hate these people so much.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (kPB/6)

414 374 The smell of fresh ideas fish tacos and elderberries dingle berries.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 12, 2022 04:21 PM

Consider this alternative version?

Posted by: Drunk AoS VERY part time quality control editor at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (JCZqz)

415 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 12, 2022 04:21 PM (VwHCD)

Hey, thanks for that men who want to be left alone post you shared last thread.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (Ez6QX)

416 Lady YD just said "I'm not much of a 'funeral person.'"

Just who *is* a "funeral person," precisely? Like, who just visits funerals for fun?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2022 04:17 PM (hQ23g)

I can think of a lot of dems whose funerals would be fun. Er...just what is the penalty for pissing on a casket?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (VwHCD)

417 Just who *is* a "funeral person," precisely? Like, who just visits funerals for fun?


I've heard people laughing at those things

Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (786Ro)

418 372 Lady YD just said "I'm not much of a 'funeral person.'"

Just who *is* a "funeral person," precisely? Like, who just visits funerals for fun?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2022 04:17 PM (hQ23g)


Tell her to party like a mortician and grab a cold one.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2022 04:21 PM (axyOa)

Reminds me of Open Mike Night at the local autopsy club...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (ynpvh)

419 Over in Insty they are talking about empty shelves. Just wait until the new rules fir truckers crossing the Canadian border...
Posted by: steevy
--------------------------------------
For us too -- probably more. Thanx, Justin!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (UHVv4)

420 Fuck it why not. We are so far gone, that Prez Hills is sort of expected.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (OalnH)

421 >>Maybe a call-out to the flag of that name?

Seriously, you don't know?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

no, what does it mean?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (9ReR8)

422
At least when Frau Gruppencankles forms her own SA, the brown uniforms are gonna be neat, business-like pant suits. None of this faggy White House Meme-Person crap.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (n+4am)

423 I saw a little bit of Angela Merkel on some PBS show and guess who they got to talk how what a great women leader she is for Germany.

Go ahead , guess.
Posted by: dantesed at January 12, 2022 04:22 PM (88xKn)
++++
I visited Ireland in the autumn of '16, before the election. The fancy magazine in my fancy hotel room had a cover story about politics. It had a picture (composite, if I had to guess) of Hillary Clinton, Angela Merkel and Theresa May. It was titled, "Our Feminine Future."

I *really* wish I had taken that magazine with me.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (DU+/6)

424 Pictures of Mrs Clinton should strictly be under the fold.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (v6wwi)

425 My guess is, if it aint Bernie, it will be some black chick and not Big Mike

Tank probs

Posted by: REDACTED at January 12, 2022 04:25 PM (us2H3)

426 New Disney+ event: Jennifer Lawrence gives birth and then sacrifices the child to Quetzalcoatal on Live TV. All body parts auctioned off to Planned Parenthood.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022


***
Many years ago, Vox Day suggested that Hillary as president would certify her reign by biting the head off a kitten on live TV. I laughed then, thinking it was hyperbole.

Now . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 04:25 PM (txdEq)

427 Don't Look Up
___

Won't Watch It
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 12, 2022 04:22 PM (RU4sa)
---
Klaven said it's entertaining but backward in politics.

I haven't watched it yet, but I also haven't watched The Big Short.

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2022 04:25 PM (XHhHI)

428 Dear sweet god her face is sliding off.

Posted by: MJ at January 12, 2022 04:25 PM (zwDuR)

429 367 > That is definitely the impression I get, but he ran as a manly man who totally loves the chicks and women loved him.

In one of his books he said he fantasized about fucking one of his male Professors. It's right there for anyone to see.

If you're still not convinced, this picture should disabuse you of any further doubt.

https://bit.ly/3fhUbLl
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2022 04:21 PM (x980n)

Just watch him throw a ball.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 12, 2022 04:25 PM (KbCG3)

430 413 How about for looting and rioting?

Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2022 04:25 PM (CYnTg)

431 "Hey, this write-in area is too small to print Cankles!"

Posted by: The_Hoser at January 12, 2022 04:25 PM (b9pgb)

432 Hillasaurus Erectus

Posted by: SFGoth at January 12, 2022 04:25 PM (KAi1n)

433
Go ahead , guess.
Posted by: dantesed

_________

Some elderly guy with a mustache?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2022 04:25 PM (/U27+)

434 385,397-
Josh Brolin's daughter is on Yellowstone. She plays Mia, the annoying barrel racer.

Posted by: Ktgreat at January 12, 2022 04:25 PM (AD3JT)

435 413 Lmao Minneapolis/St. Paul requiring proof of vaccination or a negative test, home tests do NOT count, to hit up bars, restaurants, sporting events, musical venues.

God I hate these people so much.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (kPB/6)

___

We love it. Which is why we paid the city council to make the rule.
- "Official" Testing Centers

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 12, 2022 04:26 PM (OalnH)

436 7 She'll be 76 in 2024, she's not in good health and probably an alcoholic, but sure she's their best choice for name alone.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2022 03:50 PM (k49Sx)

---------

So true.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 12, 2022 04:26 PM (DcKNO)

437 She isn't ready to run yet -- no new facelift.

Kameltoe's is already fading fast, and MaligNancy now has chin whiskers and a twohead with eyebrows in the middle.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 12, 2022 04:26 PM (F0YaR)

438 9 Amy Schumer sure is small

Posted by: That guy who misconstrues everything at January 12, 2022 03:50 PM (786Ro)

---

Only her ego and vagina are huge ... huge ... huge ...

Posted by: The_Hoser at January 12, 2022 04:26 PM (b9pgb)

439 418 372 Lady YD just said "I'm not much of a 'funeral person.'"
Just who *is* a "funeral person," precisely? Like, who just visits funerals for fun?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2022 04:17 PM (hQ23g)

Tell her to party like a mortician and grab a cold one.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2022 04:21 PM (axyOa)

Reminds me of Open Mike Night at the local autopsy club...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (ynpvh)
***

Tough way to urn a living.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2022 04:26 PM (axyOa)

440 432 Hillasaurus Erectus

Makes Guy Smiley Flaccidus.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 12, 2022 04:26 PM (njfCw)

441 Just who *is* a "funeral person," precisely? Like, who just visits funerals for fun?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2022 04:17 PM (hQ23g)


Listen, all I'm saying is that Chaz maybe crazy, but he may also be a genius because he is cleaning up!

Now where's that meatloaf?

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 12, 2022 04:26 PM (wmDcS)

442 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Hey, thanks for that men who want to be left alone post you shared last thread.
Posted by: Jordan61

I looked for attribution but all sources that I could find were 'Author Unknown'.

That was a fantastic quote. Ditto on the thanks B.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 12, 2022 04:26 PM (mD/uy)

443 Second try for the Obama shotgun picture.

https://nyti.ms/3fkd28I

Warning, goes to NYTimes.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2022 04:27 PM (x980n)

444 A few years ago, I didn't think she could get any uglier. I was wrong. Crawl off in the weeds and die, already!

Posted by: Kangarew66 at January 12, 2022 04:27 PM (UaZih)

445 Lady YD just said "I'm not much of a 'funeral person.'"

Just who *is* a "funeral person," precisely? Like, who just visits funerals for fun?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2022 04:17 PM


"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."

Posted by: zombie Yogi Berra at January 12, 2022 04:27 PM (EughT)

446 In one of his books he said he fantasized about fucking one of his male Professors. It's right there for anyone to see.


He notes that he chose to be hetero, despite it being the harder path for him.

I guess Big Mike was sort of a compromise.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 12, 2022 04:27 PM (yQpMk)

447 Lmao Minneapolis/St. Paul requiring proof of vaccination or a negative test, home tests do NOT count, to hit up bars, restaurants, sporting events, musical venues.

God I hate these people so much.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (kPB/6)


Good luck finding a test site with any openings and/or available tests.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 12, 2022 04:27 PM (Ez6QX)

448 Be careful what you wish for. If the Dems are capable of fraudulently dragging a corrupt and senile Joe Biden across the finish line to an alleged victory, they are capable of doing it with a an even more corrupt Hillary Clinton, especially now that they have seen that it worked last time

Posted by: cool breeze at January 12, 2022 04:27 PM (UGKMd)

449 She makes Lillith Sternin look like Bojangles Robinson.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022


***
When Lilith took her hair down and actually smiled, she was hot.

Admittedly, she did that only like twice in 6-7 years of Cheers and Frasier.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 04:27 PM (txdEq)

450 417 Just who *is* a "funeral person," precisely? Like, who just visits funerals for fun?

Heh! Me and my boys really yucked it up at Ron Browns planting ceremony!!

/Bill Clinton

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 12, 2022 04:28 PM (o2MD2)

451 424 Pictures of Mrs Clinton should strictly be under the fold.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM

Which one? I've got dozens!

Posted by: Hillary "Hic!" Clinton at January 12, 2022 04:28 PM (JCZqz)

452 405 True. But he's not *heavily* or *obviously* effeminate.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 04:18 PM (txdEq)

A clean, articulate gay.
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 12, 2022 04:21 PM (P4LRL)
---------------

He's not gay. He's married and has children.
Gay people don't do that.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2022 04:23 PM (9Z9xw)

Not even if they were a governor of New Jersey?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:28 PM (ynpvh)

453 Pictures of Mrs Clinton should strictly be under the fold.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (v6wwi)

Hmm, fold...fold..is that Latin for 35 miles away and 2 miles down in a concrete bunker?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 12, 2022 04:28 PM (VwHCD)

454 This is a stupid question - the only ones I have - but is it possible Hillary would beat Trump in the 2024 election? I am taking into account the obvious blue state steals.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 12, 2022 04:17 PM (VWp7G)

Yes.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 12, 2022 04:28 PM (44ww/)

455 She's tanned, fit, and rested. Why not?

Posted by: GuyFromNH at January 12, 2022 04:28 PM (Gs5TH)

456 no, what does it mean?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (9ReR

Single white star on a blue field, used at various times by the Republic of Texas, the Republic of Florida, and the CSA.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2022 04:28 PM (P3gRi)

457 Like, who just visits funerals for fun?


It's all about the finger foods, and the incest, but mostly, the foods.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 12, 2022 04:28 PM (yQpMk)

458 Isn't she haunting the woods in and around Chappaqua?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 12, 2022 04:28 PM (4I/2K)

459 Very Barry, not gay at all

https://is.gd/StwWYL

Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2022 04:29 PM (9Z9xw)

460 "She recently warned of the electoral consequences in the 2022 midterms if the Democratic Party continues to align itself with its progressive wing and urged Democrats to reject far-left positions that isolate key segments of the electorate."

=====

Either name the names or sit down, chubs. Blue on blue fratricide needs some help getting started.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 12, 2022 04:29 PM (LLPp3)

461 I bet there are Secret Service people dreading the day of loading Hilary on Air Force One with a dolly cart.

Posted by: dantesed at January 12, 2022 04:29 PM (88xKn)

462 Framers wife was hot indeed

Posted by: Y5 at January 12, 2022 04:29 PM (THoM/)

463 Probably the only reason he sent out that tweet. Funny, 1/6 happened a year ago. No glib tweets in all that time until now, Dondi?
---
The stinky hand squeezes the puppet:
"Squawk, squawk, I'm a conservative!"

Posted by: Well at January 12, 2022 04:29 PM (NcRSz)

464 Tell her to party like a mortician and grab a cold one.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2022 04:21 PM
*
Reminds me of Open Mike Night at the local autopsy club...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022
***
Tough way to urn a living.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2022


***
Special leather jackets at a funeral?

Formal de-hide.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 04:29 PM (txdEq)

465

Call Me!

Posted by: Zombie Dick Nixon at January 12, 2022 04:29 PM (gMabG)

466 " Why not just go the whole 9 yards and insert a video of Yoko singing?"

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ace!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at January 12, 2022 04:29 PM (PTO9s)

467 416 Lady YD just said "I'm not much of a 'funeral person.'"

Just who *is* a "funeral person," precisely? Like, who just visits funerals for fun?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2022 04:17 PM (hQ23g)

I can think of a lot of dems whose funerals would be fun. Er...just what is the penalty for pissing on a casket?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (VwHCD)

Just drink some old, aged Whiskey first...you can say your doing libations for him.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:30 PM (ynpvh)

468 Lmao Minneapolis/St. Paul requiring proof of vaccination or a negative test, home tests do NOT count, to hit up bars, restaurants, sporting events, musical venues.

Posted by: thathalfrican

Vaxxed AND boosted here only in Sodom Francisco. Neg test won't do it.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 12, 2022 04:30 PM (KAi1n)

469 Reminds me of Open Mike Night at the local autopsy club...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (ynpvh)

Jokes tend to fall on deaf ears.

Posted by: HIllary's Other Shoe at January 12, 2022 04:30 PM (SH2Zi)

470 >>My guess is, if it aint Bernie, it will be some black chick and not Big Mike

>>Tank probs

I think that's why she was a no-show with Biden yesterday. She wants to stay as far removed from the train wreck as possible.

And I have a hard time believing more mainstream voters are going to be bullied by the commies again next go round. Going hard left is destroying the party and it would even with someone a bit more competent than oatmeal brain.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2022 04:30 PM (ZLI7S)

471 424 Pictures of Mrs Clinton should strictly be under the fold.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (v6wwi)

Preferably her folds.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:30 PM (ynpvh)

472 We'll know she's running when Humma Weiner starts showing up again.

Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2022 04:30 PM (+ya+t)

473 Whi is writing my comments?

Fraiser's wife was hot indeed.

There

Posted by: Y5 at January 12, 2022 04:30 PM (THoM/)

474 Cruz has committed political suicide.

Oh no - you must not have got the word. Ted is playing Nth dimensional chess. The sly smile, apparently, is the tell.

Ted didn't really mean "terrorist" while he said "terrorist" for a year. He's just drawing the bad guys out. All part of the plan.

Posted by: Not Holding My Breath at January 12, 2022 04:30 PM (4EqBd)

475 >Pictures of Mrs Clinton should strictly be under the fold.


Threadwinner.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 12, 2022 04:30 PM (v6wwi)

476 Tough way to urn a living.
---------------------------------
Wake me when these puns are over.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 12, 2022 04:31 PM (UHVv4)

477 The following people were at one point the Dems best chance in 2020:

Cuckerberg
Oprah
Michael Avenatti
Cuomo

So yeah.....

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 12, 2022 04:31 PM (OalnH)

478 Reminds me of Open Mike Night at the local autopsy club...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (ynpvh)
++++
The crowd was dead?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2022 04:31 PM (DU+/6)

479 Staffers abandoning Throatus' ship like rats on the Titanic. No way. Someone else is who they want but they don't really have anyone.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 04:20 PM (s2VJv)

I wouldn't read too much into that. Where are all these staffers landing? The trash heap? Or lifetime cushy numbers?

Also will be wild to see who they are replaced with. Guessing the new hires are from pools of DA's and wannabe DA's across the land.

Posted by: ... at January 12, 2022 04:31 PM (h38PC)

480
I bet there are Secret Service people dreading the day of loading Hilary on Air Force One with a dolly cart.
Posted by: dantesed at January 12, 2022 04:29 PM (88xKn)

__________

I bet there are Air Force One pilots dreading the day of making take-off speed with Hillary on board.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2022 04:31 PM (/U27+)

481 I bet there are Secret Service people dreading the day of loading Hilary on Air Force One with a dolly cart.
Posted by: dantesed

You just know she smells of old urine intermingled with overbearing cheap gardenia perfume.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 12, 2022 04:31 PM (mD/uy)

482 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2022 04:17 PM (hQ23g)

Ever see the end of Wedding Crashers?

Funerals make chicks crazy horny!
Damn you Rodger! Damn it! Damn you!

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 12, 2022 04:31 PM (kPB/6)

483 I still think Biden is out before the midterms. I think Harris is pushing behind the scenes for him to resign because she wants to try and get something through Congress before the GOP takes over and makes her a lame duck.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 12, 2022 04:31 PM (wmDcS)

484 Hitler or Stalin? Greater villain?

Posted by: TC at January 12, 2022 04:31 PM (qP50E)

485 >Pictures of Mrs Clinton should strictly be under the fold.
---------------------------

You didn't specify which fold.

{shudder}

Posted by: ... at January 12, 2022 04:32 PM (h38PC)

486 Guess whut Mugbloods. I ain't had no fukkin jabs. My blood is pure. Heh! That must sting a little?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 12, 2022 04:32 PM (o2MD2)

487 Sundowner isn't making it to 2024

Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2022 04:32 PM (2JoB8)

488 Just who *is* a "funeral person," precisely? Like, who just visits funerals for fun?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2022 04:17 PM (hQ23g)


Funeral always puts a big dopey grin on my face.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 12, 2022 04:32 PM (P4LRL)

489 437 She isn't ready to run yet -- no new facelift.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 12, 2022 04:26 PM

The supply chain shortage has delayed my shipment of Gelflings!

Posted by: Hillary's not a lizard person, skeksis are birds! at January 12, 2022 04:32 PM (JCZqz)

490 484 Hitler or Stalin? Greater villain?

Posted by: TC

It's obviously Ted Cruz, and his conservatism.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 12, 2022 04:32 PM (v6wwi)

491 Predicted headline or comment by me in October 2024:

"Bubba Didn't Kill Himself (so Hillary Could Get the Memorial Funeral Sympathy Vote)."

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 12, 2022 04:32 PM (O+xR1)

492 Why does it appear Amy Schumer has a pair of testicles growing out of her nose and onto her cheeks?

Was it the wine?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 12, 2022 04:32 PM (BFigT)

493 Posted by: Not Holding My Breath at January 12, 2022 04:30 PM (4EqBd)

Nobody here said that.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 12, 2022 04:32 PM (kPB/6)

494 439 418 372 Lady YD just said "I'm not much of a 'funeral person.'"
Just who *is* a "funeral person," precisely? Like, who just visits funerals for fun?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2022 04:17 PM (hQ23g)
Tell her to party like a mortician and grab a cold one.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2022 04:21 PM (axyOa)
Reminds me of Open Mike Night at the local autopsy club...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (ynpvh)
***
Tough way to urn a living.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2022 04:26 PM (axyOa)

Although it does have it's hot moments.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:32 PM (ynpvh)

495 Very Barry, not gay at all

https://is.gd/StwWYL

Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2022 04:29 PM (9Z9xw)


Right up there with the one of him and Branson having a super faggy slap fight on a boat.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 12, 2022 04:33 PM (Ez6QX)

496 Reminds me of Open Mike Night at the local autopsy club...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (ynpvh)

Jokes tend to fall on deaf ears.
Posted by: HIllary's Other Shoe at January 12, 2022 04:30 PM (SH2Zi)

I hate funerals before noon. I'm just not a mourning person.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2022 04:33 PM (axyOa)

497 Tough way to urn a living.
---------------------------------
Wake me when these puns are over.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 12, 2022 04:31 PM (UHVv4)

Over my dead body.

Posted by: Cadaver at January 12, 2022 04:33 PM (SH2Zi)

498 I can't say from my own real-life experience that *funerals* "make chicks crazy horny." Weddings, on the other hand . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 04:33 PM (txdEq)

499 472 We'll know she's running when Humma Weiner starts showing up again.

I would gladly and energetically take over Huma's duties.

Posted by: Nancy Mace at January 12, 2022 04:33 PM (GYllL)

500 I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul!

*hic* *shart* *cackle*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 12, 2022 04:33 PM (r0ADi)

501 She had a facelift, about a year or so ago. She just seems to have...reabsorbed it.

Posted by: Ktgreat at January 12, 2022 04:33 PM (AD3JT)

502

Barry wants to be cream-mated.

Posted by: Zombie Dick Nixon at January 12, 2022 04:33 PM (gMabG)

503 470 And I have a hard time believing more mainstream voters are going to be bullied by the commies again next go round. Going hard left is destroying the party and it would even with someone a bit more competent than oatmeal brain.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2022 04:30 PM (ZLI7S)

==========

I still fully blame the GOPe for allowing a lot of the nonsense in 2020. They fought some of it, but when the MI election is declared illegal after the fact because the SoS made illegal changes, that feels like the RNC just simply not doing nearly enough to fight obvious fraud before it can happen.

GA is another great example of a GOPe governor happily stepping aside while Fulton County obviously cheated endlessly all night long after months of mail in ballot cheating.

This doesn't get fixed until the GOP in the states cleans things up. It's harder to cheat at that micro-level, so I still have hope that a 2022 wave will be materially different from the 2010 wave in that there is a concrete issue other than resistance (not being Obama, essentially) animating a lot of new Republicans at that level that they can actually make advances on.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 12, 2022 04:33 PM (LvTSG)

504 Reminds me of Open Mike Night at the local autopsy club...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
++++
The crowd was dead?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

The competition was stiff.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 12, 2022 04:33 PM (mD/uy)

505 Late to the party.

I just searched this thread for "Amy Schumer", and the comments were way funnier than anything that leaked out of that whale carcass's mouth.

Posted by: johnd01 at January 12, 2022 04:34 PM (ukNFU)

506 It just gets better

Repeat COVID-19 Vaccine Booster Shots Trigger Regulator Warning About Immune-System Risks

https://bityl.co/ATWT

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 12, 2022 04:34 PM (yQpMk)

507 Hey, thanks for that men who want to be left alone post you shared last thread.
Posted by: Jordan61

I looked for attribution but all sources that I could find were 'Author Unknown'.

That was a fantastic quote. Ditto on the thanks B.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 12, 2022 04:26 PM (mD/uy)

Yeah, that was some heavy shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 12, 2022 04:34 PM (VwHCD)

508 Reminds me of Open Mike Night at the local autopsy club...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (ynpvh)
***
Tough way to urn a living.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2022 04:26 PM (axyOa)

Although it does have it's hot moments.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:32 PM (ynpvh)

People are dyin' to get in.

Posted by: Omar the Tent Maker at January 12, 2022 04:34 PM (PUsvy)

509 469 Reminds me of Open Mike Night at the local autopsy club...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (ynpvh)

Jokes tend to fall on deaf ears.

Posted by: HIllary's Other Shoe at January 12, 2022 04:30 PM (SH2Zi)

At least nobody talks back.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:34 PM (ynpvh)

510 I don't think Cruz committed political suicide, but he did hurt himself a lot. The best move would be to go with MTG and visit the Jan 6 prisoners, then come out and say that, while he disagrees with what they did, he finds the conditions horrible and believes that those being held are not terrorists but honest people who believed that there were serious flaws in the election. He should then publicly call for Biden to pardon everyone as a means of beginning the national healing.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 12, 2022 04:34 PM (wmDcS)

511 476 Tough way to urn a living.
---------------------------------
Wake me when these puns are over.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 12, 2022 04:31 PM

That raises an interesting question. If Hillary died in the next few years, think we'd have a big state funeral in the rotunda?

Posted by: Grimmy at January 12, 2022 04:34 PM (JCZqz)

512 >>>Just who *is* a "funeral person," precisely? Like, who just visits funerals for fun?


I'd yuck it up at a few people's.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 12, 2022 04:34 PM (SH2Zi)

513 Single white star on a blue field, used at various times by the Republic of Texas, the Republic of Florida, and the CSA.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Oh. I'm sorry, I was being dense. I thought you meant *I* should somehow *flag* her name. I thought you were talking web talk.

Yes, now I understand. Her family name was blue, and as it happens her mom was a Gone With the Wind fan. Living outside of Birmingham, so I guess it was clever there. And it is a nice name.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 12, 2022 04:34 PM (9ReR8)

514 > He's not gay. He's married and has children.
Gay people don't do that.

Rock Hudson, Elton John, Tony Richardson, Little Richard, Peter Allen etc

All gay, all married to women.

Tony Richardson had kids with his wife.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2022 04:34 PM (x980n)

515 483 I still think Biden is out before the midterms. I think Harris is pushing behind the scenes for him to resign because she wants to try and get something through Congress before the GOP takes over and makes her a lame duck.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 12, 2022 04:31 PM (wmDcS)

---------

"And most of us will vote for it, but first she will blow us." -- Your GOPee

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 12, 2022 04:35 PM (O+xR1)

516 BREAKING: Fox News has called Arizona for Hillary.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 12, 2022 04:35 PM (OalnH)

517 Tough way to urn a living.
---------------------------------
Wake me when these puns are over.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 12, 2022
*
Over my dead body.
Posted by: Cadaver at January 12, 2022


***
Cryptic, aren't we?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 04:35 PM (txdEq)

518 Hillary would probably beat Biden in the Dem primaries these days. No one ever liked Biden to start with, and now they'll actually remember why.

Posted by: Match Checksout at January 12, 2022 04:35 PM (dYe5S)

519 478 Reminds me of Open Mike Night at the local autopsy club...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (ynpvh)
++++
The crowd was dead?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2022 04:31 PM (DU+/6)

No, OPEN MIKE, tonight at the autopsy club.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:35 PM (ynpvh)

520 416 Lady YD just said "I'm not much of a 'funeral person.'"

Just who *is* a "funeral person," precisely? Like, who just visits funerals for fun?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2022 04:17 PM (hQ23g)

Was she talking about herself or you? Nobody goes to funerals for fun. They go to pay their respects to the memory of the person who died. If they're religious and the funeral is, they usually get support from Scriptures read or (in a Christian service from the hymns. I don't know if they have music aside from a cantor at a Jewish service?) But some people hate the whole idea of somebody in casket and would just rather remember the person as they knew them, aside from it being too long of a service for some people..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2022 04:35 PM (k49Sx)

521 I guess I won't eat dinner now. Appetite completely ruined. The Hillary diet!

Posted by: Mookie at January 12, 2022 04:35 PM (u+Y3T)

522 * Thanks, AOP

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 12, 2022 04:35 PM (9ReR8)

523 Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 12, 2022 04:34 PM (wmDcS)

That's what a politically astute person would do. Cruz is not that person.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 12, 2022 04:35 PM (SH2Zi)

524 506 It just gets better

Repeat COVID-19 Vaccine Booster Shots Trigger Regulator Warning About Immune-System Risks

https://bityl.co/ATWT
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 12, 2022 04:34 PM (yQpMk)

Thankfully, Pfizer has just gotten an emergency use approval for the antidote. You take the first part of it today and come back in three weeks for the second part, then every two weeks after that.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 12, 2022 04:35 PM (KbCG3)

525 483 I still think Biden is out before the midterms. I think Harris is pushing behind the scenes for him to resign because she wants to try and get something through Congress before the GOP takes over and makes her a lame duck.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 12, 2022 04:31 PM (wmDcS)

=========

"I'm president. That's a big fucking deal."
-Joe

"He's president and I'm first lady. That's a big fucking deal."
-Jill

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 12, 2022 04:35 PM (LvTSG)

526 And Hillary looks more and more like Soros every day.

Posted by: Mookie at January 12, 2022 04:36 PM (u+Y3T)

527 Has to be a bitch to be biden and readng this

Posted by: Y5 at January 12, 2022 04:36 PM (THoM/)

528 {i]487 Sundowner isn't making it to 2024
Posted by: Skip


I watched sponge brain walk from Marine 1 to the WH the Monday. He won't make it to June.

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 12, 2022 04:36 PM (GYllL)

529 No, OPEN MIKE, tonight at the autopsy club.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:35 PM (ynpvh)

It's an inside joke.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 12, 2022 04:36 PM (SH2Zi)

530 I don't care if Obama's ghey. I care that he fundamentally changed the country into the shithole it is today.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 12, 2022 04:36 PM (OalnH)

531 The best move would be to go with MTG and visit the Jan 6 prisoners, then come out and say that, while he disagrees with what they did, he finds the conditions horrible and believes that those being held are not terrorists but honest people who believed that there were serious flaws in the election. He should then publicly call for Biden to pardon everyone as a means of beginning the national healing.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 12, 2022 04:34 PM (wmDcS)

I was a Cruz guy. But the best thing he can do is STFU and STFD. He is dried jizz on the shithouse wall.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 12, 2022 04:37 PM (o2MD2)

532 Nobody here said that.

I agree. I saw somebody on some forum say that Cruz cracked a sly smile during the Tucker interview, and their backformation was that Cruz was going to grill the DOJ stooge and he couldn't disclose to Tucker that he was, yet.

As you were saying ?

Posted by: Not Holding My Breath at January 12, 2022 04:37 PM (4EqBd)

533 He's not gay. He's married and has children.
Gay people don't do that.

Are you talking about Obama? There is no way he could have run as a gay man who was out and get elected.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2022 04:37 PM (k49Sx)

534 514 > He's not gay. He's married and has children.
Gay people don't do that.

Rock Hudson, Elton John, Tony Richardson, Little Richard, Peter Allen etc

All gay, all married to women.

Tony Richardson had kids with his wife.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2022 04:34 PM (x980n)

An aspiring politician would eat their children if it meant getting elected. Does anyone think a sham marriage is really that out of reach? Ha!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 12, 2022 04:37 PM (KbCG3)

535 That raises an interesting question. If Hillary died in the next few years, think we'd have a big state funeral in the rotunda?

Posted by: Grimmy at January 12, 2022 04:34 PM (JCZqz)

---------

Of course, as historians will record that she handily won the 2016 election and was the 45th POTUS.

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 12, 2022 04:37 PM (O+xR1)

536 Hillary looks like the Ghost of Ben Franklin Past.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 12, 2022 04:37 PM (acsaG)

537 Tough way to urn a living.
---------------------------------
Wake me when these puns are over.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4)
Over my dead body.
Posted by: Cadaver

***
Cryptic, aren't we?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

These jokes mortify me.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 12, 2022 04:37 PM (mD/uy)

538 Do we get to see Hillary pass out at 31 flavors again?


Cause that was really funny the first time.

Posted by: Archer at January 12, 2022 04:37 PM (gmo/4)

539 511 476 Tough way to urn a living.
---------------------------------
Wake me when these puns are over.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 12, 2022 04:31 PM

That raises an interesting question. If Hillary died in the next few years, think we'd have a big state funeral in the rotunda?

Posted by: Grimmy at January 12, 2022 04:34 PM (JCZqz)

Rotunda in the Rotunda, on PPV...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:37 PM (ynpvh)

540 Repeat COVID-19 Vaccine Booster Shots Trigger Regulator Warning About Immune-System Risks

****

I saw something earlier this morning, can't find the link now, about some EU big shot dying in the last couple of days because his autoimmune system shat the bed. Willing to bed he was vaxxed out the wazoo.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 12, 2022 04:38 PM (W3VUu)

541 417 Just who *is* a "funeral person," precisely? Like, who just visits funerals for fun?
=================
The Mandela funeral was a par-tay.

https://tinyurl.com/yc75arv2
https://tinyurl.com/muju5kwm

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 12, 2022 04:38 PM (utMrO)

542 No, OPEN MIKE, tonight at the autopsy club.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:35 PM (ynpvh)

It's an inside joke.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 12, 2022 04:36 PM (SH2Zi)


That there is some cutting edge humor!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2022 04:38 PM (axyOa)

543 Lady YD just said "I'm not much of a 'funeral person.'"

Just who *is* a "funeral person," precisely? Like, who just visits funerals for fun?

Also, going to funerals bothers some people because it sometimes forces them to look at their own mortality.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2022 04:38 PM (k49Sx)

544 Cruz should say "suck my dick, vote for Beto."

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 12, 2022 04:38 PM (v6wwi)

545 >>>BREAKING: Fox News has called Arizona for Hillary.

Exactly. We all know she can't win. Nor will she be willing to suffer the embarrassment to her legacy of yet another loss. So her decision to run is going to be based on.

1. Being handed the nom through back room deals and cheating as necessary so there is no chance of her losing the nom.
2. A commitment from the Democrat deep state to do whatever cheating is necessary to get her elected.

This is the opening argument for item 1.

Posted by: mikethemoose at January 12, 2022 04:39 PM (pzI/F)

546 See how one thread on Cankles cheered everyone up?

Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2022 04:39 PM (+ya+t)

547 Cruz should say "suck my dick, vote for Beto."

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 12, 2022 04:38 PM (v6wwi)

He did, in so many words.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 12, 2022 04:39 PM (SH2Zi)

548 Does Hilary go to Chipotle again and look confused about the tip jar at the register?

Posted by: dantesed at January 12, 2022 04:39 PM (88xKn)

549 No, OPEN MIKE, tonight at the autopsy club.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

It's an inside joke.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder

That there is some cutting edge humor!
Posted by: Diogenes

They aren't shrouded in mystery, that's for sure.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 12, 2022 04:39 PM (mD/uy)

550 Why does it appear Amy Schumer has a pair of testicles growing out of her nose and onto her cheeks?

Was it the wine?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 12, 2022 04:32 PM (BFigT)

Thats her face beginning to fold in on itself.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 12, 2022 04:39 PM (VwHCD)

551 Rock Hudson, Elton John, Tony Richardson, Little Richard, Peter Allen etc
All gay, all married to women.
Tony Richardson had kids with his wife.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2022 04:34 PM (x980n)

Yup.....they was all queer as a three dollar bill!

Posted by: Liberace at January 12, 2022 04:40 PM (Xe+Zn)

552 See how one thread on Cankles cheered everyone up?

Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2022 04:39 PM (+ya+t)

Ace knows his craft.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 12, 2022 04:40 PM (SH2Zi)

553 Mitch McConnell was married and has children, but rumored gay.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 12, 2022 04:40 PM (utMrO)

554 * Thanks, AOP
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 12, 2022 04:35 PM (9ReR

We were talking past each other. I couldn't believe a Moron would not be familiar with the Bonnie Blue Flag, and did not realize you were trying to find an alternate meaning for the phrase.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2022 04:40 PM (P3gRi)

555 That raises an interesting question. If Hillary died in the next few years, think we'd have a big state funeral in the rotunda?

Posted by: Grimmy at January 12, 2022 04:34 PM (JCZqz)


I wonder if there would be a glass casket?
I guess it remains to be seen...

Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2022 04:40 PM (axyOa)

556 No, OPEN MIKE, tonight at the autopsy club.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022
*
It's an inside joke.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 12, 2022


***
He should have knocked off with the coffin nails.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 04:40 PM (txdEq)

557 546 See how one thread on Cankles cheered everyone up?

Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2022 04:39 PM (+ya+t)

When she passes, I may put my flag up in celebration mouring...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:40 PM (ynpvh)

558 Jake Sherman
@JakeSherman
44m
Biden tried to pop by mcconnells office but McConnell just told us they "did not connect"

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 12, 2022 04:41 PM (wmDcS)

559 7 She'll be 76 in 2024, she's not in good health and probably an alcoholic, but sure she's their best choice for name alone.
_____________

If being very old and obviously impaired were impediments to becoming president, then Slow Joe Biden would never have won his astonishing, historic victory, with over 81 million votes!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at January 12, 2022 04:41 PM (k4dH2)

560 Hillary has Marty Feldman eyes

Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2022 04:41 PM (CYnTg)

561 Tough way to urn a living.


can ya dig it ??

Posted by: REDACTED at January 12, 2022 04:41 PM (us2H3)

562 401
***
Wait. HRC said this, or Amy Schumer? It doesn't sound like HRC would have the self-awareness. Amy might say it thinking it's funny.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 04:23 PM (txdEq)

Schumer.

Posted by: Liberty at January 12, 2022 04:41 PM (0Z3fJ)

563 Posted by: Not Holding My Breath at January 12, 2022 04:37 PM (4EqBd)


Remember the posters name? I find it hard to believe a moron in good standing would say this.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 12, 2022 04:41 PM (kPB/6)

564 Hopefully, we'll get another John Cornyn in Texas.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 12, 2022 04:41 PM (9sdp3)

565 And African American funerals in my expereince tend to be much more upbeat than funerals for white religious folks. They miss the person but really celebrate them going home if they had a good and faithful life as a believer.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2022 04:41 PM (k49Sx)

566 553 Mitch McConnell was married and has children, but rumored gay.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 12, 2022 04:40 PM (utMrO)

___

Name me anyone famous who is NOT rumored gay. And ex-presidents. I think every one of them is supposed to have been gay by now.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 12, 2022 04:41 PM (OalnH)

567 Damn! Every time the page reloads, I see one of the Great Old Ones staring fixedly at me as it emerges from the mire.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2022 04:41 PM (P3gRi)

568 No, OPEN MIKE, tonight at the autopsy club.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

It's an inside joke.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder
-------------------
Cutting wit.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 12, 2022 04:41 PM (UHVv4)

569 Wait. HRC said this, or Amy Schumer? It doesn't sound like HRC would have the self-awareness. Amy might say it thinking it's funny.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 04:23 PM (txdEq)

Schumer.

Posted by: Liberty at January 12, 2022 04:41 PM (0Z3fJ)

Hillary said bread factory.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 12, 2022 04:42 PM (SH2Zi)

570 526 And Hillary looks more and more like Soros every day.

Posted by: Mookie at January 12, 2022 04:36 PM (u+Y3T)

----------

Heh.

Out: Chelsea was sired by Web Hubbell.
In: Hillary was sired by George Soros.

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 12, 2022 04:42 PM (O+xR1)

571 #568 Diogenes beat me to it!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 12, 2022 04:42 PM (UHVv4)

572 And African American funerals in my expereince tend to be much more upbeat than funerals for white religious folks. They miss the person but really celebrate them going home if they had a good and faithful life as a believer.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2022 04:41 PM (k49Sx)


Hold my Guinness!

Posted by: Paddy O'toole at January 12, 2022 04:43 PM (axyOa)

573 570 526 And Hillary looks more and more like Soros every day.
Posted by: Mookie at January 12, 2022 04:36 PM (u+Y3T)
----------
Heh.
Out: Chelsea was sired by Web Hubbell.
In: Hillary was sired by George Soros.
Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 12, 2022 04:42 PM (O+xR1)

Why, for some reason, does that make me think of "The Omen"?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:43 PM (ynpvh)

574 558 Jake Sherman
@JakeSherman
44m
Biden tried to pop by mcconnells office but McConnell just told us they "did not connect"
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 12, 2022 04:41 PM (wmDcS)

=========

Man, this president sure does garner a lot of respect.

You know what would be awesome? If Congress respected the entire administrative state as much as they respected Biden and ruthlessly limited the executive's powers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 12, 2022 04:43 PM (LvTSG)

575 My first impression from that photo of Hillary is that she looks like the The Great White Groot.

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 12, 2022 04:43 PM (O+xR1)

576 528 {i]487 Sundowner isn't making it to 2024
Posted by: Skip


I watched sponge brain walk from Marine 1 to the WH the Monday. He won't make it to June.
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 12, 2022 04:36 PM (GYllL)


The old footage Ace posted of him wandering around outside the White House is that of an elderly, befuddled, weak fogie.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 04:43 PM (s2VJv)

577 Biden tried to poop by McConnell's office?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 12, 2022 04:44 PM (njfCw)

578 Knowing Hillz... she'll demand a 100M vote landslide.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 12, 2022 04:44 PM (BFigT)

579 574 You know what would be awesome? If Congress respected the entire administrative state as much as they respected Biden and ruthlessly limited the executive's powers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 12, 2022 04:43 PM (LvTSG)

LOL, oh, oh, oh, I can't catch my breath... Oh, you're serious?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:44 PM (ynpvh)

580 If the depth of the dems bull pen is down to Hillary, they're screwed.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 12, 2022 04:44 PM (2NHgQ)

581 572 And African American funerals in my expereince tend to be much more upbeat than funerals for white religious folks. They miss the person but really celebrate them going home if they had a good and faithful life as a believer.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2022 04:41 PM (k49Sx)

My wife's Memorial was a celebration and God honoring.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 12, 2022 04:44 PM (0fWu6)

582 The first thing they tell Joe every day is never trust a fart

Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2022 04:44 PM (CYnTg)

583 @JakeSherman
Biden tried to pop by mcconnells office but McConnell just told us they "did not connect"
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 12, 2022 04:41 PM (wmDcS)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE, THEY ARE TALKING OF BIDEN AS IF HE IS STILL A SENTIENT BEING, AND NOBODY BUYS THAT ANYMORE.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 12, 2022 04:45 PM (SH2Zi)

584 Hold my Guinness!

Posted by: Paddy O'toole at January 12, 2022 04:43 PM (axyOa)

That's a wake, not a funeral.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2022 04:45 PM (k49Sx)

585 576 528 {i]487 Sundowner isn't making it to 2024
Posted by: Skip

I watched sponge brain walk from Marine 1 to the WH the Monday. He won't make it to June.
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 12, 2022 04:36 PM (GYllL)

The old footage Ace posted of him wandering around outside the White House is that of an elderly, befuddled, weak fogie.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 04:43 PM (s2VJv)

Do they have to point him in the right direction first?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:45 PM (ynpvh)

586 Rock Hudson, Elton John, Tony Richardson, Little Richard, Peter Allen etc
All gay, all married to women.
Tony Richardson had kids with his wife.
Posted by: bonhomme

Yup.....they was all queer as a three dollar bill!
Posted by: Liberace
--------------------------------
Fags!

Posted by: paul lynde at January 12, 2022 04:45 PM (UHVv4)

587 Wattle they think of next?!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 12, 2022 04:45 PM (qNSqu)

588 You know what would be awesome? If Congress respected the entire administrative state as much as they respected Biden and ruthlessly limited the executive's powers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 12, 2022 04:43 PM (LvTSG)
++++
And while we're in fantasy land, I'd like the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders to drop by and service me. The ones off duty can clean the house and bake some cookies and make sandwiches.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2022 04:45 PM (DU+/6)

589 Just who *is* a "funeral person," precisely? Like, who just visits funerals for fun?


Well, I have been known to go to a couple funerals of people who were complete and total assholes, kneel at that little thing in front of the casket, lean over and say lol sucks to be you.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 12, 2022 04:45 PM (VwHCD)

590 Hillary will have a chance if Bill croaks at just the right time.
I don't believe this, but I'm sure a lot of Democrat Big Shots do, and they're banking on Bill to do the "right thing and croak.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 12, 2022 04:45 PM (mR6Gs)

591 Rock Hudson, Elton John, Tony Richardson, Little Richard, Peter Allen etc
All gay, all married to women.
Tony Richardson had kids with his wife.
Posted by: bonhomme



...a producer of Perry Mason, recalled Burr's talk of wives and children: "I know he was just putting on a show."

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 12, 2022 04:45 PM (GYllL)

592 >>>32 googly-eyed leatherine demi-witch.


hah

but "demi-"...?

Posted by: ace at January 12, 2022 04:45 PM (0G13K)

593 You don't need a deep bullpen when Dominion is your star pitcher.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 12, 2022 04:45 PM (njfCw)

594 Biden tried to poop by McConnell's office?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 12, 2022 04:44 PM (njfCw)


IT'S FUNNY, BECAUSE THIS IS MORE BELIEVABLE.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 12, 2022 04:46 PM (SH2Zi)

595 Barry, view 2, Not gay at all

https://is.gd/add4iq

Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2022 04:46 PM (9Z9xw)

596 You can say you're not a funeral person but you don't always have a choice.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 12, 2022 04:46 PM (0fWu6)

597 Well, I have been known to go to a couple funerals of people who were complete and total assholes, kneel at that little thing in front of the casket, lean over and say lol sucks to be you.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 12, 2022


***
Just don't drop your phone in the casket. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 04:46 PM (txdEq)

598 Raymond Burr was another who did not really give off a gay vibe

Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2022 04:46 PM (CYnTg)

599 Hold my Guinness!

Posted by: Paddy O'toole at January 12, 2022 04:43 PM (axyOa)

That's a wake, not a funeral.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2022 04:45 PM (k49Sx)


Aye Lassie...the all kind of run together.

Posted by: Paddy O'toole at January 12, 2022 04:46 PM (axyOa)

600 I wonder how happy and light hearted all the funerals of 16 year old God Fearing drug dealing black gang bangers in the Dem controlled shitholes are?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 12, 2022 04:46 PM (o2MD2)

601 590 Hillary will have a chance if Bill croaks at just the right time.
I don't believe this, but I'm sure a lot of Democrat Big Shots do, and they're banking on Bill to do the "right thing and croak.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 12, 2022 04:45 PM (mR6Gs)

Just like Epstein did.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:46 PM (ynpvh)

602 I don't think she has a blistered taint, though. And given the typical subject matter of her "comedy," we'd know ...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2022 04:23 PM (DU+/6)

Lol, I remember that from a few years ago. We have the worst "elites". I would love to know his thought process. Josh Brolin, "My skunk hole is feeling kinda mopey. I know just the thing. He needs some shine!".

Posted by: Mishdog at January 12, 2022 04:47 PM (MCHZf)

603 595 Barry, view 2, Not gay at all

https://is.gd/add4iq

Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2022 04:46 PM (9Z9xw)

Hiding behind Moo-chelle. How manly.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:47 PM (ynpvh)

604 and they're banking on Bill to do the "right thing and croak.


You mean, put him in a cell with a gun and one bullet? Or just have him suicide via multiple bullets in the back of the head?

Posted by: Mookie at January 12, 2022 04:48 PM (u+Y3T)

605 Tony Richardson had kids with his wife.
Posted by: bonhomme

That's commitment.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 12, 2022 04:48 PM (mR6Gs)

606 OT: I am no longer quite so sanguine about the new manager at my apartment complex. He was there Monday and took pictures. I can actually get people on the phone at the office now, but they know nothing, and nobody can tell me what progress if any has been made.

If I get another flood, the wet towels are going to be tossed on the office doorstep with a note, "Just thought I'd share."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 04:48 PM (txdEq)

607 You can say you're not a funeral person but you don't always have a choice.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 12, 2022 04:46 PM (0fWu6)


Just go for the free candy.
They're bereavemints.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2022 04:48 PM (axyOa)

608 Mooch has the bigger dick

Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2022 04:48 PM (CYnTg)

609 My wife's Memorial was a celebration and God honoring.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 12, 2022 04:44 PM (0fWu6)

I've never been to a religious funeral that wasn't God honoring, and they are often celebrations of the life of the loved one. I am sorry for your loss and glad that it was a celebration of her life and I'm guessing her faith. Funerals for white people-unless they're Pentecostal -tend to not have the choruses of "Amen" and "She gone home" and "Praise the Lord" that AA funerals have.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2022 04:48 PM (k49Sx)

610 Hiding behind Moo-chelle. How manly.


I thought she was a he?

Posted by: Mookie at January 12, 2022 04:48 PM (u+Y3T)

611 Is it just my recent experience this month, or does DHL *really* suck nowadays?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2022 04:49 PM (DU+/6)

612 607 You can say you're not a funeral person but you don't always have a choice.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 12, 2022 04:46 PM (0fWu6)


Just go for the free candy.
They're bereavemints.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2022 04:48 PM (axyOa)

Coins in envelopes and candies are given after Chinese funerals.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:49 PM (ynpvh)

613 David French would like everyone to know that Biden's speech on voting rights was "unbelievably inflammatory".

French also inadvertently reminded everyone that he was in fact a giant cock holster as well.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 12, 2022 04:49 PM (W3VUu)

614 >>You mean, put him in a cell with a gun and one bullet? Or just have him suicide via multiple bullets in the back of the head?

Add a little something extra to his cock-tail.

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 12, 2022 04:49 PM (GYllL)

615 You mean, put him in a cell with a gun and one bullet? Or just have him suicide via multiple bullets in the back of the head?
Posted by: Mookie at January 12, 2022 04:48 PM (u+Y3T)

The DNC could just hire a nymphomaniac to fuck him to death.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2022 04:49 PM (P3gRi)

616 and they're banking on Bill to do the "right thing and croak.


You mean, put him in a cell with a gun and one bullet? Or just have him suicide via multiple bullets in the back of the head?

No, just die naturally. He looks like he already did.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 12, 2022 04:49 PM (mR6Gs)

617 Well, a win for Bill -- he can take advantage of Hill's cast-off poon.

Posted by: Sphynx at January 12, 2022 04:49 PM (rXie1)

618 Joey will make it to 2024

he may pull a LBJ, most likely will

but he aint going down as the first prezzy that resigns, unforced

that is sumptin you can take to the bank

Posted by: REDACTED at January 12, 2022 04:49 PM (us2H3)

619 get to make her more outfits!
Posted by: Omar the Tent Maker at January 12, 2022 03:54 PM (PUsvy)Qq





I'm not sure if it's true, but I had read ( during the campaign) that her "pants suits" were actually made by Chanel!

Posted by: Chillin the most at January 12, 2022 04:50 PM (ZpuGY)

620 Honestly thought Bubba would be gone before the 2016 election

Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2022 04:50 PM (CYnTg)

621 Heh: The Turtle throws Biden a ghost.

Biden: my good friend Mitch, who I just called a racist yesterday, must be around here somewhere.

Posted by: WisRich at January 12, 2022 04:50 PM (G0vdT)

622 I wonder how happy and light hearted all the funerals of 16 year old God Fearing drug dealing black gang bangers in the Dem controlled shitholes are?

There is now a tradition in Portland of having the other gang light up the memorial service via a drive-by.

The cops estimate that one gang murder a few years ago has resulted in one hundred fifty retaliatory shootings, including shooting up a couple of memorial services.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 12, 2022 04:50 PM (I2/tG)

623 614 >>You mean, put him in a cell with a gun and one bullet? Or just have him suicide via multiple bullets in the back of the head?

Add a little something extra to his cock-tail.

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 12, 2022 04:49 PM (GYllL)

ISWYDT

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:50 PM (ynpvh)

624 Shadow Prez Barry Obama is not going to like this.

Posted by: Sphynx at January 12, 2022 04:50 PM (rXie1)

625 585
Do they have to point him in the right direction first?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:45 PM (ynpvh)

Yeah. And he was just shambling and shuffling all over the place.

Truly horrid.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 04:50 PM (s2VJv)

626 "Joey will make it to 2024 "

*laughs*

Posted by: God at January 12, 2022 04:51 PM (acsaG)

627 but "demi-"...?
Posted by: ace at January 12, 2022 04:45 PM (0G13K)
================
she has to be romantically involved with you before she puts any curses on you.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 12, 2022 04:51 PM (utMrO)

628 621 Heh: The Turtle throws Biden a ghost.

Biden: my good friend Mitch, who I just called a racist yesterday, must be around here somewhere.

Posted by: WisRich at January 12, 2022 04:50 PM (G0vdT)

Um, Joe, that was the kids section at Kohl's you were wandering about.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:51 PM (ynpvh)

629 I wonder how happy and light hearted all the funerals of 16 year old God Fearing drug dealing black gang bangers in the Dem controlled shitholes are?
-------
Knew a girl who went to a gang banger funeral/wake where a rival gang grabbed the casket and threw it in the street. West side of Chicago.

Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2022 04:51 PM (+ya+t)

630 The president just randomly popped by? LOL.
I believe it.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 12, 2022 04:51 PM (OalnH)

631

POTATUS will remain in place just as long as its advantageous for his Owners and Masters.

Posted by: Zombie Dick Nixon at January 12, 2022 04:51 PM (gMabG)

632 How's this for a Democrat dream ticket: Hillary Clinton/Michael Byrd.

Posted by: Paco at January 12, 2022 04:51 PM (njExo)

633 Biden won't be able to complete a sentence by 2024. He'll be walking off the helo in the wrong direction. They'll have to put a leash on him.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 12, 2022 04:52 PM (acsaG)

634 626 "Joey will make it to 2024 "

*laughs*

Posted by: God at January 12, 2022 04:51 PM (acsaG)

But he'll still be voting long after he's gone.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:52 PM (ynpvh)

635 You just know Joe misses the toilet 90% of the time

Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2022 04:52 PM (CYnTg)

636 The cops estimate that one gang murder a few years ago has resulted in one hundred fifty retaliatory shootings, including shooting up a couple of memorial services.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 12, 2022 04:50 PM (I2/tG)

___

Is this really a bad thing though? Seriously. If these pieces of shit want to kill each other, who are we stop them.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 12, 2022 04:52 PM (OalnH)

637 Her eyes are going in different directions though.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 12, 2022 04:52 PM (Cgfkv)

638 Redacted it isn't going to be up to him

Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2022 04:52 PM (2JoB8)

639 Hillary will be an old 77 year old in 2024 . No way she will be able to campaign.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 12, 2022 04:53 PM (FCAbp)

640 > The DNC could just hire a nymphomaniac to fuck him to death.

Carlos Danger weeps.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 12, 2022 04:53 PM (BFigT)

641 629 I wonder how happy and light hearted all the funerals of 16 year old God Fearing drug dealing black gang bangers in the Dem controlled shitholes are?
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Knew a girl who went to a gang banger funeral/wake where a rival gang grabbed the casket and threw it in the street. West side of Chicago.

Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2022 04:51 PM (+ya+t)

Did they take him for a drag?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:53 PM (ynpvh)

642 633 They'll have to put a leash on him.

Who's the good Preezy? Who's the good boy? That's right, you are, you are! Treat? Sit, Preezy. Sit! Good Preezy!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 12, 2022 04:53 PM (njfCw)

643 635 You just know Joe misses the toilet 90% of the time

Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2022 04:52 PM (CYnTg)

The other 10% he goes in head first.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:53 PM (ynpvh)

644 639 Hillary will be an old 77 year old in 2024 . No way she will be able to campaign.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 12, 2022 04:53 PM (FCAbp)


"No problemo!"

- - COVID 24

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 04:53 PM (s2VJv)

645 639 Hillary will be an old 77 year old in 2024 . No way she will be able to campaign.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 12, 2022 04:53 PM (FCAbp)

___

If you recall Biden spent his entire time in the basement and "won".

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 12, 2022 04:53 PM (OalnH)

646 Not exactly cross-eyed. Drunk eyed? I've seen eyes like that on nearly falling down drunk.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 12, 2022 04:53 PM (Cgfkv)

647 How's this for a Democrat dream ticket: Hillary Clinton/Michael Byrd.
Posted by: Paco at January 12, 2022 04:51 PM (njExo)


"Don't screw me over. I've already killed one unarmed white woman."
"Amateur."

Posted by: Wally at January 12, 2022 04:54 PM (FJYfm)

648 JFC that top pic is creepy!

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 12, 2022 04:54 PM (C191H)

649 Ronnie Spector has passed away, RIP.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 12, 2022 04:54 PM (9sdp3)

650 Knew a girl who went to a gang banger funeral/wake where a rival gang grabbed the casket and threw it in the street. West side of Chicago.

****

Weekend at Shawty2Thrill's.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 12, 2022 04:54 PM (W3VUu)

651 Remember her hacking/coughing fits. That'll really go over great now.

Posted by: Ktgreat at January 12, 2022 04:54 PM (AD3JT)

652 Amy Shumer is pregnant. Or she may have already popped it out.

Which means a human male had sex with her.

The world is a strange place sometimes.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 12, 2022 04:55 PM (OalnH)

653 Just who *is* a "funeral person," precisely?

Ministers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2022 04:55 PM (KZzsI)

654

I just figured it out. Hillary looks like the face on Kaboom cereal bits.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 04:55 PM (s2VJv)

655 Barrack not gay, view 3

https://is.gd/J603lO

Posted by: illiniwek at January 12, 2022 04:55 PM (Cus5s)

656 I wonder how happy and light hearted all the funerals of 16 year old God Fearing drug dealing black gang bangers in the Dem controlled shitholes are?

I have never been to one so I couldn't say. I was talking about people of faith who have been good and admired people . And I wouldn't call them exactly "light hearted". They mourned the loss but felt they were going to a better place.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2022 04:55 PM (k49Sx)

657 If the GOP takes back the senate

first vote the Turtle has is nuking the filly

yeah, I'm dreaming

Posted by: REDACTED at January 12, 2022 04:55 PM (us2H3)

658 649 Ronnie Spector has passed away, RIP.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 12, 2022 04:54 PM (9sdp3)

Well damn. No More "Take Me Home Tonight".

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:55 PM (ynpvh)

659 I just came across my Hillary for Prison sign from 2016. At least I know where it is if I need to put it back up.

Posted by: Cosda at January 12, 2022 04:56 PM (KulQY)

660 Is this really a bad thing though? Seriously. If these pieces of shit want to kill each other, who are we stop them.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 12, 2022 04:52 PM (OalnH)

You see the irony? We are the racists who want law and order and abolishing all the abortions. The Dems want no law and abortion on demand.

And who is being murdered? Who gets most of the abortions?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 12, 2022 04:56 PM (o2MD2)

661 Michelle at the basketball game
you ought to hear Jessie Lee Peterson talk about that.

https://is.gd/bnxBxE

Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2022 04:56 PM (9Z9xw)

662 She makes Lillith Sternin look like Bojangles Robinson.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022
***
When Lilith took her hair down and actually smiled, she was hot.
Admittedly, she did that only like twice in 6-7 years of Cheers and Frasier.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 04:27 PM (txdEq)

Yes.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at January 12, 2022 04:56 PM (Hh3y4)

663 652 Amy Shumer is pregnant. Or she may have already popped it out.
Which means a human male had sex with her.
The world is a strange place sometimes.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 12, 2022 04:55 PM (OalnH)

Turkey baster, IVF, used condom, C3PO...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:56 PM (ynpvh)

664 660 You see the irony? We are the racists who want law and order and abolishing all the abortions. The Dems want no law and abortion on demand.

And who is being murdered? Who gets most of the abortions?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 12, 2022 04:56 PM (o2MD2)

==========

"The undesirables."
-RBG

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 12, 2022 04:56 PM (LvTSG)

665 if you were God fearing you wouldn't be a gang banger. You parents may have taken you to church as a kid. That doesn't make you a God fearing person.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2022 04:56 PM (k49Sx)

666 Amy Shumer is pregnant. Or she may have already popped it out.

Which means a human male had sex with her.

The world is a strange place sometimes.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 12, 2022 04:55 PM (OalnH)


I'm right here!

Posted by: Turkey Baster at January 12, 2022 04:56 PM (FJYfm)

667 Who's the good Preezy? Who's the good boy? That's right, you are, you are! Treat? Sit, Preezy. Sit! Good Preezy!
-------------------------
I'm watching the Frasier right now where they get a doggie psychiatrist to treat a depressed Eddie.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 12, 2022 04:56 PM (UHVv4)

668 Q has Brandon at 33% approval.

Vikings in speedos poll higher than that.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 12, 2022 04:56 PM (HyiaG)

669 I guess Bammy is gay, cause the only person he loves is male

I think

Posted by: REDACTED at January 12, 2022 04:57 PM (us2H3)

670 Is this really a bad thing though? Seriously. If these pieces of shit want to kill each other, who are we stop them.

Other people get caught in the crossfire, though.

The Portland cops used to have a gang enforcement team, which specifically tried to stop retaliatory shootings. It was abolished for being racist, of course.

Now, if you are black, you are more likely to be murdered in Portland than in Baltimore, Chicago, or Los Angeles.

Mission accomplished!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 12, 2022 04:57 PM (I2/tG)

671
Hillary will have a chance if Bill croaks at just the right time.
I don't believe this, but I'm sure a lot of Democrat Big Shots do, and they're banking on Bill to do the "right thing and croak.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 12, 2022 04:45 PM (mR6Gs)


I was convinced that Das Frau would have Bill whacked in mid-October, just before the election. While I was obviously wrong, I'm also convinced that she was seriously thinking about it, but didn't think it was necessary because she was so well-loved by the American People.

She won't make the same mistake twice. If I were Bill, I'd file for divorce within 24 hours of her getting the nomination in 2024, just out of self-preservation.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 12, 2022 04:57 PM (n+4am)

672 With vote fraud all she needs is to win Democrat primary

Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2022 04:57 PM (2JoB8)

673 667 Who's the good Preezy? Who's the good boy? That's right, you are, you are! Treat? Sit, Preezy. Sit! Good Preezy!
-------------------------
I'm watching the Frasier right now where they get a doggie psychiatrist to treat a depressed Eddie.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 12, 2022 04:56 PM (UHVv4)

Funniest, wittiest sit-com ever. My fave.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 04:57 PM (s2VJv)

674 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2022 04:55 PM (k49Sx)

Fen dear, you've never been to Irish wake?

Posted by: Omar the Tent Maker at January 12, 2022 04:58 PM (PUsvy)

675 Just don't drop your phone in the casket. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 04:46 PM (txdEq)


Yikes that would suck. The last funeral I went to was for a guitar player I was in a band with years ago. I always have guitar picks in my pocket, so I figured I would place one on his arm near his wrist. Well the damn slid off and went down into the casket and made a small "clunk" sound, which surprised me because I thought it might be padded down there. My first instinct was to reach in and grab it, and leaned over to see if I could spot it, but I came to my senses and just grabbed another from my pocket.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 12, 2022 04:58 PM (VwHCD)

676 673 I'm watching the Frasier right now where they get a doggie psychiatrist to treat a depressed Eddie.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 12, 2022 04:56 PM (UHVv4)

Funniest, wittiest sit-com ever. My fave.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 04:57 PM (s2VJv)

=========

*plans madcap family outing that leads to chaos in retribution*
-Malcom in the MIddle

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 12, 2022 04:58 PM (LvTSG)

677 665 if you were God fearing you wouldn't be a gang banger. You parents may have taken you to church as a kid. That doesn't make you a God fearing person.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2022 04:56 PM (k49Sx)

I love the gangbanger giving a "stay in school" speech on the school bus in "Straight Outta Compton"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:58 PM (ynpvh)

678 Did they take him for a drag?
-------
She didn't say but shooting up a funeral home where rivals are all together sounds pretty common in those neighborhoods.

Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2022 04:58 PM (+ya+t)

679 Amy Shumer is pregnant. Or she may have already popped it out.

Which means a human male had sex with her.

The world is a strange place sometimes.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 12, 2022 04:55 PM (OalnH)


She had her kid a while ago, but I guess there is some documentary out now about her pregnancy.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 12, 2022 04:59 PM (Ez6QX)

680 Ronnie Spector has passed away, RIP.
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 12, 2022 04:54 PM (9sdp3)
++++
Too bad. She had to have been getting up there in age.

The song that drove Brian Williams bonkers:
https://youtu.be/jSPpbOGnFgk

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2022 04:59 PM (DU+/6)

681 CNB reports the IRS is "in crisis" and can't do it's most basic job, processing current returns. Some taxpayers have waited 9 months for refunds.

Since literally nothing has changed there in years, except management, I can only conclude this is one more cost of electing the junta.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 12, 2022 04:59 PM (utMrO)

682 I just figured it out. Hillary looks like the face on Kaboom cereal bits.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton



Kaboom: fortified with vitamins and minerals

Elections: also fortified, iykwim

-- Marc Elias

Posted by: Hands at January 12, 2022 04:59 PM (786Ro)

683 668 Q has Brandon at 33% approval.

____


Nuh uh.
- MSM

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 12, 2022 04:59 PM (OalnH)

684 I think it is hilarious that y'all think that there will be an election, let alone a nation.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 12, 2022 04:59 PM (+LCoQ)

685 "she's just spring chicken" You misspelled sprung.

Posted by: boynsea at January 12, 2022 04:59 PM (sshap)

686 CNB reports the IRS is "in crisis" and can't do it's most basic job, processing current returns. Some taxpayers have waited 9 months for refunds.

Since literally nothing has changed there in years, except management, I can only conclude this is one more cost of electing the junta.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 12, 2022 04:59 PM (utMrO)
++++
We're approaching metastatic incompetence.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2022 04:59 PM (DU+/6)

687 Scientists never say or do anything that isn't purely driven by logic, reason, and pursuit of facts.

https://bit.ly/3raK68F

"Back off, man. I'm a scientist."

Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2022 05:00 PM (x980n)

688 681 CNB reports the IRS is "in crisis" and can't do it's most basic job, processing current returns. Some taxpayers have waited 9 months for refunds.

____

It's most basic job is harassing honest people while letting Democrat donors go free. So fuck the IRS.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 12, 2022 05:00 PM (OalnH)

689 Fen dear, you've never been to Irish wake?
Posted by: Omar the Tent Maker at January 12, 2022 04:58 PM (PUsvy)

As I pointed out, a wake is not the same as a Funeral mass.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2022 05:00 PM (k49Sx)

690 686 CNB reports the IRS is "in crisis" and can't do it's most basic job, processing current returns. Some taxpayers have waited 9 months for refunds.

Since literally nothing has changed there in years, except management, I can only conclude this is one more cost of electing the junta.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 12, 2022 04:59 PM (utMrO)
++++
We're approaching metastatic incompetence.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2022 04:59 PM (DU+/6)

May this foreshadow widespread tax delinquency.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 12, 2022 05:00 PM (z5Vrg)

691 Its not It's

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 12, 2022 05:00 PM (OalnH)

692 684 I think it is hilarious that y'all think that there will be an election, let alone a nation.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 12, 2022 04:59 PM (+LCoQ)


Well, for sure there is no nation. Not as it was. We're in a weird zombie undead state.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 05:00 PM (s2VJv)

693 686 CNB reports the IRS is "in crisis" and can't do it's most basic job, processing current returns. Some taxpayers have waited 9 months for refunds.

Since literally nothing has changed there in years, except management, I can only conclude this is one more cost of electing the junta.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 12, 2022 04:59 PM (utMrO)

========

Oh, the federal government is getting billions in interest free loans because of "incompetent" IRS employees?

How awful for them, I guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 12, 2022 05:00 PM (LvTSG)

694 684 I think it is hilarious that y'all think that there will be an election, let alone a nation.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 12, 2022 04:59 PM (+LCoQ)

Oh, there will be an "election". Exactly what that means will be determined later.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 05:01 PM (ynpvh)

695 We're approaching metastatic incompetence.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2022 04:59 PM (DU+/6)


we need to hire 40,000 more IRS Agents.

Posted by: Brandon at January 12, 2022 05:01 PM (PUsvy)

696 Just spitballing here.....if we didn't have a stimulus check every month - which is processed by the IRS - maybe the IRS could do its day job of, you know, tax returns and stuff.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 12, 2022 05:01 PM (OalnH)

697 "Hillary will be an old 77 year old in 2024 "

Trump will be 78. Just sayin what Hillary is thinking

Posted by: Marcus T at January 12, 2022 05:02 PM (acsaG)

698 Do they have to point him in the right direction first?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:45 PM (ynpvh)

Yeah. And he was just shambling and shuffling all over the place.

Truly horrid.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022


***
My cat Chekov is in better cognitive shape than F. Joe. He has trouble walking, but boy, does he still know where the food bowl is.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 05:02 PM (txdEq)

699 687 Scientists never say or do anything that isn't purely driven by logic, reason, and pursuit of facts.

https://bit.ly/3raK68F
"Back off, man. I'm a scientist."
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2022 05:00 PM (x980n)


Hurting international harmony, like a Coke commercial or something.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 05:02 PM (ynpvh)

700 You let one tennis player into your country and everything goes to crap.

https://bit.ly/3K8xDL8

Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2022 05:02 PM (x980n)

701 If you're dumb enough to get a tax refund, I have zero sympathy that you have to wait for it.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 12, 2022 05:02 PM (OalnH)

702 Phil Spector terrorized Ronnie and she had to finally flee their home with just the clothes on her back according to multiple reports. He screwed her out of money as well and was a nasty POS.

Posted by: Cheri at January 12, 2022 05:02 PM (oiNtH)

703 686 CNB reports the IRS is "in crisis" and can't do it's most basic job, processing current returns. Some taxpayers have waited 9 months for refunds.

Since literally nothing has changed there in years, except management, I can only conclude this is one more cost of electing the junta.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 12, 2022 04:59 PM (utMrO)
++++
We're approaching metastatic incompetence.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2022 04:59 PM (DU+/6)

May this foreshadow widespread tax delinquency.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 12, 2022 05:00 PM (z5Vrg)


This is the IRS announcing that they'll be holding your overpayments extra long this year. But hey, it's not like it's your money, right?

Posted by: Wally at January 12, 2022 05:03 PM (FJYfm)

704 CNB reports the IRS is "in crisis" and can't do it's most basic job, processing current returns. Some taxpayers have waited 9 months for refunds.

Since literally nothing has changed there in years, except management, I can only conclude this is one more cost of electing the junta.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 12, 2022 04:59 PM


The only people waiting on refunds are the people who do not pay taxes and get a welfare check from the IRS every year through EIC, child tax credits, etc. or the people who let the IRS fleece them for a year and get a refund of the taxes they paid.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 12, 2022 05:03 PM (bVYXr)

705 May this foreshadow widespread tax delinquency.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 12, 2022 05:00 PM (z5Vrg)
++++
You can be sure anyone who owes get processed quite quickly indeed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2022 05:03 PM (DU+/6)

706 702 Phil Spector terrorized Ronnie and she had to finally flee their home with just the clothes on her back according to multiple reports. He screwed her out of money as well and was a nasty POS.

Posted by: Cheri at January 12, 2022 05:02 PM (oiNtH)

Not to mention alledged murderer.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 05:03 PM (ynpvh)

707 NOOD POLES

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 05:04 PM (ynpvh)

708 Over 700!
Don't bother knockin' if you see the thread a rockin'!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2022 05:04 PM (axyOa)

709 As I pointed out, a wake is not the same as a Funeral mass.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2022 05:00 PM (k49Sx)


Oh, a Mass. I missed that....I need to find a rockin' priest for mine then. Wait to Baptists rock the mass?

Posted by: Brandon at January 12, 2022 05:04 PM (PUsvy)

710 >>Biden won't be able to complete a sentence by 2024. He'll be walking off the helo in the wrong direction. They'll have to put a leash on him.
Posted by: Marcus T

Tragic stroll into the tail rotor.

Posted by: Aviator at January 12, 2022 05:04 PM (HQ9Sl)

711 Oh, the federal government is getting billions in interest free loans because of "incompetent" IRS employees?

How awful for them, I guess.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 12, 2022 05:00 PM


The IRS pays the filer interest on delayed refunds. Short term rate + 3%

Posted by: Chuck C at January 12, 2022 05:04 PM (EughT)

712 Judge Jeanine is now a permanent panelist on The Five.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 12, 2022 05:05 PM (NpAcC)

713 My ode to Hillary, in hopes she runs. For President, I mean.

https://tinyurl.com/4wd7br2x

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 12, 2022 05:05 PM (utMrO)

714 Funniest, wittiest sit-com ever. My fave.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 04:57 PM (s2VJv)

Absolutely. My wife and I watch the whole run of Frasier every 2 years. I bought all the DVDs 15 years ago, I'm afraid I'll burn them out soon.

Posted by: Mishdog at January 12, 2022 05:05 PM (MCHZf)

715 586 Rock Hudson, Elton John, Tony Richardson, Little Richard, Peter Allen etc
All gay, all married to women.
Tony Richardson had kids with his wife.
Posted by: bonhomme

Yup.....they was all queer as a three dollar bill!
Posted by: Liberace
--------------------------------
Fags!
Posted by: paul lynde at January 12, 2022 04:45 PM (UHVv4)

I know, right?

Posted by: Jm J. Bullock at January 12, 2022 05:06 PM (tHPxl)

716 I hate to leave this thread!

Noodus polliana brandonii

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 05:08 PM (txdEq)

717 714 Funniest, wittiest sit-com ever. My fave.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 04:57 PM (s2VJv)

Absolutely. My wife and I watch the whole run of Frasier every 2 years. I bought all the DVDs 15 years ago, I'm afraid I'll burn them out soon.
Posted by: Mishdog at January 12, 2022 05:05 PM (MCHZf)


We watch 1-2 episodes every night. Momma, who hated TV except for Masterpiece Theater discovered the show in reruns when she couldn't sleep. "I can't understand how a show this well written is on regular TV!"

We bought her the DVD's each year for her birthday and I got them back when she passed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 05:08 PM (s2VJv)

718 707 NOOD POLES

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 05:04 PM (ynpvh)


I'm pretty sure that's a pr()nhub channel.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshol Shut In at January 12, 2022 05:09 PM (mZOHK)

719 if interest rates go to 3%

the fed gov biggest charge will be servicing it's debt

Posted by: REDACTED at January 12, 2022 05:09 PM (us2H3)

720
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 12, 2022 05:10 PM (DUIap)

721 We watch 1-2 episodes every night. Momma, who hated TV except for Masterpiece Theater discovered the show in reruns when she couldn't sleep. "I can't understand how a show this well written is on regular TV!"

We bought her the DVD's each year for her birthday and I got them back when she passed.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022


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Even Miss Linda, who is bored by most comedy in TV or movies, liked Frasier. Of course it helped that the show had a cute dog.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 05:11 PM (txdEq)

722 Wheres BootyJudge gonna fit in here?

Posted by: Master Po at January 12, 2022 07:06 PM (2Ia/C)

723 Please, please please let her run!
She'll suck all of the campaign money out of the dems then unleash her dirty tricks squad on the other candidates.
She's unable to learn why she lost so she'll do it again.
Watch for a restart of the Clinton Global Initiative and that sweet, sweet graft money therein..

Posted by: Kamala at January 12, 2022 07:29 PM (ur/Uv)

724 Hillary's neck looks like Slick Willy's flaccid willy.

Posted by: JB at January 12, 2022 10:22 PM (4ghPf)

725 We've gone from 'Tanned, rested, & ready' to 'Pale, bloated & drunk'.

Posted by: aelfheld at January 12, 2022 10:46 PM (Zy9Yy)

726 if Joe Biden... with his health can get elected by hiding in the basement and relying on late night vote count changes and mail in vote fraud schemes...

Hillary can to.

Posted by: RealityMan at January 13, 2022 07:21 AM (7NSrk)

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