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WSJ: Let's Face It, The Democrats Are In Such A Deep Hole There's Only One Shovel Big Enough To Dig Them Out Of It, and That Big Fat Shovel Is...
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A perfect storm in the Democratic Party is making a once-unfathomable scenario plausible: a political comeback for Hillary Clinton in 2024. Several circumstances--President Biden's low approval rating, doubts over his capacity to run for re-election at 82, Vice President Kamala Harris's unpopularity, and the absence of another strong Democrat to lead the ticket in 2024--have created a leadership vacuum in the party, which Mrs. Clinton viably could fill. She is already in an advantageous position to become the 2024 Democratic nominee. She is an experienced national figure who is younger than Mr. Biden...Dear Lord, she's the candidate of youth.
...and can offer a different approach from the disorganized and unpopular one the party is currently taking.Dear Lord, she's the candidate of new, popular ideas.
... Based on her latest public statements, it's clear that Mrs. Clinton not only recognizes her position as a potential front-runner but also is setting up a process to help her decide whether or not to run for president again. She recently warned of the electoral consequences in the 2022 midterms if the Democratic Party continues to align itself with its progressive wing and urged Democrats to reject far-left positions that isolate key segments of the electorate.Well, she's got one "key segment of the electorate" absolutely nailed down:
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Posted by: billy plays bagpipes at January 12, 2022 03:51 PM (ONvIw)
It would be interesting to watchTrump v. Scankles II: Death Match, but I hope that doesn't happen. There are still way too many idiots who actually like that felonious harridan.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 12, 2022 03:51 PM (bW8dp)
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Posted by: Moon Moon at January 12, 2022 03:53 PM (PUsvy)
Posted by: First Gentleman Billy Bob Clinton at January 12, 2022 03:53 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 12, 2022 03:53 PM (Cgfkv)
Posted by: Shenanigans at January 12, 2022 03:53 PM (ZR7kf)
Posted by: kraken at January 12, 2022 03:53 PM (6Je/Q)
Perfect. The fact is, Clinton is very unlikeable. Go ahead Dems, make her your candidate.
Remember all those people who were left just standing there and crying on election night in 2016 and she couldn't even be bothered to come out and thank the people who worked so hard for her? Yeah, she's the same selfish unlikeable bitch she was that night.
Posted by: Speller at January 12, 2022 03:53 PM (pSotA)
Posted by: WiNO - The Odds Are Never in Our Favor at January 12, 2022 03:53 PM (EpDzw)
If they select her, then black folk in that party are going to have conniptions.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 03:53 PM (s2VJv)
What dossier?
Posted by: The Communist Media at January 12, 2022 03:53 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Don, the Rebel without a Blog at January 12, 2022 03:53 PM (49H2o)
Posted by: klaftern at January 12, 2022 03:53 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 12, 2022 03:53 PM (wAnMi)
Lololololololololol ack! Ack!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 12, 2022 03:54 PM (F4b8f)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 12, 2022 03:54 PM (4I/2K)
2. They skip over Kamala completely.
3. Hilarious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 12, 2022 03:54 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Diane Feinstein, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Grassley, Gerry Nadler... et al at January 12, 2022 03:54 PM (786Ro)
KAMALA AND JOE DO NOT MAKE YOU LOOK YOUNG AND FRESH, DEARIE.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 12, 2022 03:54 PM (URNdm)
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2022 03:54 PM (zDEs6)
Posted by: bif at January 12, 2022 03:54 PM (Eonw8)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 12, 2022 03:53 PM (utMrO)
It doesn't count if it emanates from another man's penis.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 03:54 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Omar the Tent Maker at January 12, 2022 03:54 PM (PUsvy)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 12, 2022 03:54 PM (Cgfkv)
Is it wrong that I also find cops being forced out of the car at gunpoint hilarious?
It's probably wrong...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
No, it's serious.
It seriously should happen as a matter of routine.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 12, 2022 03:54 PM (zWpOF)
Posted by: Gawd at January 12, 2022 03:54 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: Wally at January 12, 2022 03:55 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 12, 2022 03:55 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Liz Cheney at January 12, 2022 03:55 PM (utMrO)
Posted by: WiNO - The Odds Are Never in Our Favor at January 12, 2022 03:55 PM (EpDzw)
There is a I reason I never said "Hillary Clinton will never be president" after Trump won. I still think it's unlikely, but you should never count a ruthless gangster entirely out even if her faction is on the outs and everyone hates her...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2022 03:55 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 12, 2022 03:55 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: f'd at January 12, 2022 03:55 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 03:53 PM
And then they'll pull the "D" lever.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 12, 2022 03:55 PM (pRoEc)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 12, 2022 03:55 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2022 03:55 PM (URNdm)
The woman was forced to drop out of *her own party's primary* without winning a single delegate.
There's being a team player, but at some point reality has to set in, even for Democrats.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 12, 2022 03:55 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom Kid. We got the meat at January 12, 2022 03:55 PM (n/szn)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2022 03:55 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at January 12, 2022 03:56 PM (Hh3y4)
that word conjures unpleasant imagery in my mind's eye
Posted by: Hands at January 12, 2022 03:56 PM (786Ro)
There is a I reason I never said "Hillary Clinton will never be president" after Trump won. I still think it's unlikely, but you should never count a ruthless gangster entirely out even if her faction is on the outs and everyone hates her...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2022 03:55 PM (DU+/6)
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I want a competitive Democratic Primary in 2024 when Biden decides to run again.
And I want the Republican primary sewn up by SC.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 12, 2022 03:56 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Inogame at January 12, 2022 03:56 PM (53oGX)
@julie_kelly2
24 hours after spooning with Ray Epps, J6 committee requests meeting with
@GOPLeader
https://t.co/LxuDoREA9p
12:52 PM · Jan 12, 2022
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at January 12, 2022 03:56 PM (MFZ8i)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2022 03:56 PM (coYBh)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 12, 2022 03:55 PM (Y5qcH)
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Her election pitch is "I can still change my own diapers", so ... youth!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 12, 2022 03:56 PM (utMrO)
Posted by: Jaba at January 12, 2022 03:56 PM (2cfUo)
I think there is a war brewing. McConnell has his pr running interface and Thune pontificating about being a successor?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 12, 2022 03:56 PM (F4b8f)
Posted by: Well at January 12, 2022 03:56 PM (Culdr)
I said she wasn't running in 2016 because who the hell would run Hillary freaking Clinton??? I figured then it was just fundraising and keeping them in the power circle.
So while I think that's all it is now, who the hell knows what is going on with the Democratic Party these days. They rammed JOE FREAKING BIDEN through.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2022 03:56 PM (KZzsI)
Can you throw the 'Hillary Goes Down' / Sack of Meat video up there?
Watching that old scrunt pass out and almost faceplant never gets old.
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2022 03:56 PM (zDEs6)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 03:53 PM (s2VJv)
Wait, doesn't she carry hot sauce in her purse? I thought that was the one requirement.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 12, 2022 03:56 PM (Cgfkv)
Posted by: Liz Cheney at January 12, 2022 03:55 PM (utMrO)
It.Moved.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 12, 2022 03:56 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2022 03:56 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2022 03:50 PM (k49Sx)
I have a feeling they'll just be giving new politicians names of old ones. Kind of like a football team. Hillary Clinton will be a 40 something half-black half-eskimo handicapped lesbian they/them soon enough. Nobody will notice.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 12, 2022 03:56 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2022 03:56 PM (x980n)
Posted by: billy plays bagpipes at January 12, 2022 03:56 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: f'd at January 12, 2022 03:56 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: klaftern at January 12, 2022 03:57 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: Kristi Noem at January 12, 2022 03:57 PM (gMabG)
Posted by: JT at January 12, 2022 03:57 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2022 03:57 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: raimondo at January 12, 2022 03:57 PM (c59yI)
Remember when Ted Kennedy, the Beached Whale of the Senate, tried to primary Jimmy Earl?
That ended well for the Dems.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 12, 2022 03:57 PM (bW8dp)
@julie_kelly2
24 hours after spooning with Ray Epps, J6 committee requests meeting with
@GOPLeader
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Heh- maybe Mrs. Luntz-McCarthy will finally be offended enough to expel Cheney from the Caucus.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 12, 2022 03:57 PM (utMrO)
Posted by: Hands at January 12, 2022 03:57 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2022 03:57 PM (KZzsI)
Never mind. Who am I trying to kid. She's probably a lot heavier than that now.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 03:57 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: billy plays bagpipes at January 12, 2022 03:57 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: The Bollard at January 12, 2022 03:58 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 03:58 PM (CYkNI)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 12, 2022 03:58 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2022 03:58 PM (zDEs6)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2022 03:58 PM (URNdm)
Posted by: Urine-Soaked Pantsuit at January 12, 2022 03:58 PM (pQItU)
24 hours after spooning with Ray Epps, J6 committee requests meeting with@GOPLeader ...
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at January 12, 2022 03:56 PM (MFZ8i)
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So McCarthy is getting his marching orders and the speechwriters will work to soften the blow?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2022 03:58 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Half Dozen at January 12, 2022 03:58 PM (dJs6r)
Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2022 03:58 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2022 03:58 PM (k49Sx)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 12, 2022 03:57 PM (utMrO)
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"Dear lord can November cannot come soon enough. Wyoming had better take this problem off my hands so I can avoid pissing off my donors."
-Kevin McCarthy
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 12, 2022 03:58 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Omar the Tent Maker at January 12, 2022 03:58 PM (PUsvy)
Can you throw the 'Hillary Goes Down' / Sack of Meat video up there?
Watching that old scrunt pass out and almost faceplant never gets old.
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2022 03:56 PM (zDEs6)
There's a good Trump golf one out there, too.
https://youtu.be/PRj3HDil8bc
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 12, 2022 03:58 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 12, 2022 03:58 PM (r0ADi)
Posted by: f'd at January 12, 2022 03:58 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Joe Mama at January 12, 2022 03:58 PM (WmGrA)
Posted by: Seth Rich at January 12, 2022 03:59 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2022 03:59 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 12, 2022 03:56 PM (wAnMi)
Dread Candidate Clinton.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 12, 2022 03:59 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: JT at January 12, 2022 03:59 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2022 03:59 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 12, 2022 03:59 PM (Xe+Zn)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 12, 2022 03:59 PM (F4b8f)
Posted by: kraken at January 12, 2022 03:59 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: Omar the Tent Maker at January 12, 2022 03:59 PM (PUsvy)
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Centrist!
Why she's almost as moderate as Romney and Kasich!
Posted by: ... at January 12, 2022 03:59 PM (h38PC)
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 12, 2022 03:59 PM (GYllL)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2022 03:57 PM (DU+/6)
That has to be a really really really old picture.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 12, 2022 03:59 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Seth Rich at January 12, 2022 04:00 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Less W-I-D-E.
Posted by: Joe Mama at January 12, 2022 04:00 PM (WmGrA)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 12, 2022 04:00 PM (F4b8f)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2022 04:00 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Death at January 12, 2022 04:00 PM (TYS2T)
A real leader would respond with GFY. We'll see.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2022 04:00 PM (coYBh)
Posted by: ... at January 12, 2022 04:00 PM (h38PC)
Back in the 80s, two LAPD officers pulled over a marked LA Sheriff's vehicle with uniformed officers inside. They suspected the LASD were police impersonators. The LAPD put the deputies on the ground and held them at gunpoint as they called out a Sgt who also couldn't determine if the officers were genuine or not for several minutes.
LASD put out a very sarcastic training video for LAPD officers to help them identify uniformed LASD vehicles and uniforms.
It's fantastic: https://youtu.be/qEPu_i-q_NE
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2022 04:00 PM (x980n)
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2022 04:00 PM (zDEs6)
Its going to be one of those Obama/Romney elections but this time we can't even fake the enthusiasm.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2022 04:00 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Wally at January 12, 2022 03:55 PM (FJYfm)
"NO!!!!"
- - Naked Ottoman Man
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 04:00 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 03:57 PM (txdEq)
Like Ralphie from Christmas Story.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 12, 2022 04:00 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 12, 2022 04:01 PM (4I/2K)
How conveeeenient!
*Bill and Hill didn't just visit pedo island, the whole Clinton family vacationed at Epstein's NM ranch, and Ghislaine attended Chelsea's wedding.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2022 04:01 PM (URNdm)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2022
***
Apparently she and Jennifer Lawrence were best buds for a while. There is a video out there of Jen playing piano in a club and Amy dancing barefoot atop the piano, and Jennifer takes a quick moment to kiss Amy's bare foot.
It's disappointing. Why couldn't it have been the other way around?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 04:01 PM (txdEq)
It warned conservatives not to dismiss her.
Ah yes, the former Chicago Machine lawyer, who can not actually practice law... too lazy to actually have a job since her husband was anointed Senator (unless you count the no show hospital gig to cover for bussing the poors away from University of Chicago hospital)
She's as lazy as her husband and not filthy rich.. so I'm sure she's super motivated. Also people will line up for miles because of her complete record of zero accomplishments.
If you can't tell.. it annoyed me. Like speculating the Rock is a leading contender for something...
Posted by: Inogame at January 12, 2022 04:01 PM (53oGX)
Once we end up with the inevitable food shortages, maybe Amy will eat her uncle.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2022 04:01 PM (hQ23g)
The face list or several of them already reduced the jowly look.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2022 04:01 PM (k49Sx)
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton, the Little Matchstick Girl at January 12, 2022 04:01 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 12, 2022 04:01 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2022 04:01 PM (k49Sx)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 12, 2022 04:00 PM (F4b8f)
I LOL'd.
Posted by: Omar the Tent Maker at January 12, 2022 04:01 PM (PUsvy)
--Hillary Clinton screeching at the unions for more money
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2022 04:01 PM (KZzsI)
Heck, maybe we'll see Jeb Bush and Liz Cheney run as an independent ticket!
What's hilarious is how the establishment of both left and right have completely depopulated their benches.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 12, 2022 04:01 PM (wmDcS)
She should be doing whatever Bezos is doing. Dude looks great for his age.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2022 04:01 PM (x980n)
Posted by: Billy Jeffs Schvantz at January 12, 2022 04:01 PM (rHK1/)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2022 04:01 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 12, 2022 04:01 PM (bW8dp)
Like Ralphie from Christmas Story.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 12, 2022
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Amy got her tongue stuck to a frozen flagpole?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 04:01 PM (txdEq)
https://tinyurl.com/4syrwe7u
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 12, 2022 04:01 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 12, 2022 04:01 PM (GYllL)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 04:01 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Dr_No at January 12, 2022 04:02 PM (mu5GU)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 12, 2022 04:02 PM (F4b8f)
Posted by: WiNO - The Odds Are Never in Our Favor at January 12, 2022 04:02 PM (EpDzw)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 03:58 PM (CYkNI)
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What! And ruin all our election fun? No way- hang in there Hillzabub!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 12, 2022 04:02 PM (utMrO)
Well that may be their best choice; with every day in office Slow Joe moves the public approval meter on his performance lower. Right now people are uneasy and disappointed with him--but a few more capers like his Atlanta speech and he will be held in profound contempt.
Posted by: GlendaleGreybeard at January 12, 2022 04:02 PM (cn6vO)
Posted by: Stacey Abrams at January 12, 2022 04:02 PM (L7jyl)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 12, 2022 04:02 PM (Yewgo)
Posted by: Billy Jeffs Schvantz at January 12, 2022 04:01 PM (rHK1/)
"That's the official story."
- - Webb's Stubble
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 04:02 PM (s2VJv)
@thehill
· 57m
Sen. @marcorubio: "I don't care how many candlelight vigils and musical performances you have from the cast of Hamilton, you're not going to convince most normal and sane people that our government last year was almost overthrown by a guy wearing a Viking hat and speedos."
Posted by: redridinghood at January 12, 2022 04:02 PM (NpAcC)
She should be doing whatever Bezos is doing. Dude looks great for his age.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2022
***
"Nugenics? How do I get that?"
"Just send a text. And trust me, Bill will like it too."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 04:02 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: NotEnoughLampposts at January 12, 2022 04:02 PM (TFz09)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 03:58 PM (CYkNI)
++++
When I invest in a property, I work very hard to ensure that it remains productive for as long as possible.
Posted by: Satan at January 12, 2022 04:03 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 12, 2022 04:03 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: ChockyChockyChip at January 12, 2022 04:03 PM (ufJfM)
I didn't know Amy had a kid. But yeah, she did. She's a wine mom.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2022 04:03 PM (hQ23g)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 12, 2022 04:03 PM (rF64X)
Why can't Hillary just up and die already.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 03:58 PM (CYkNI)
_________
Even Hell doesn't want her.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2022 04:03 PM (/U27+)
Any young, well-known Dems like AOC aren't taken seriously by half of the party and would lose a national election. So it's back to Hillary.
Posted by: 29Victor at January 12, 2022 04:03 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Crusader at January 12, 2022 04:03 PM (ibQSj)
Biden was 78 when he was inaugurated.
Biden became the oldest President ever when he was inaugurated. Hillary would be the third oldest, but would overtake Reagan in her first year to become the second oldest.
It's a youth movement in the Democratic Party!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 12, 2022 04:03 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro Vt at January 12, 2022 04:03 PM (786Ro)
- - Claude Pepper/Helen Thomas '24
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 04:01 PM (s2VJv)
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My wife worked for Claude Pepper for years, after college. His is a sainted name in our house.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 12, 2022 04:03 PM (utMrO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2022 03:58 PM (k49Sx)
Might be a reference to the Women's Suffrage movement.
Posted by: Emmie at January 12, 2022 04:03 PM (6RgRK)
Think Iron Man suit, but with lots of bulges to accommodate the alcoholic liver and secretarial ass spread.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 12, 2022 04:03 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 12, 2022
***
A waist reduction job. The boobs would look bigger then.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 04:04 PM (txdEq)
Funny, except for the fact that it was overthrown by guys with FBI badges.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 04:04 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: kallistx at January 12, 2022 04:04 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Czech Chick at January 12, 2022 04:04 PM (haWye)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 12, 2022 04:01 PM (wmDcS)
They've removed anyone who could remotely threaten their position. The result is no one is there to replace them. I look forward to Presidenta Por Vida Sandy Cortez.
Posted by: WiNO - The Odds Are Never in Our Favor at January 12, 2022 04:04 PM (EpDzw)
I know people can't stand Rubio, but that was funny.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2022 04:04 PM (k49Sx)
Mooch's got her mansion on Martha's Vineyard, enough money to buy all the tacky gold glitter sneakers and '70s couch upholstery dresses she wants, and celebrity parties several times per week. There's no way she's going back to getting up early in the morning.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 12, 2022 04:04 PM (bW8dp)
If you ever need to barf and you don't have any ipecac around, just look up old videos of Jennifer Lawrence hanging all over Harvey Weinstein. She doesn't look like she has any regrets about being there. In fact, she looks downright smitten.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2022 04:04 PM (x980n)
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 12, 2022 04:01 PM (GYllL)
A guillotine would provide better ROI.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 12, 2022 04:04 PM (SH2Zi)
Schumer has a wedding ring? What poor dude is desperate enough to marry that?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 04:04 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Emmie at January 12, 2022 04:03 PM (6RgRK)
Yeah, but the booze stains are really obvious.
Posted by: Omar the Tent Maker at January 12, 2022 04:05 PM (PUsvy)
Obama was a disaster for the Dems. 1000 seats across all levels of government were lost during his admin, which meant a lot of rising Dems forced out.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 12, 2022 04:05 PM (wmDcS)
Posted by: Ripley at January 12, 2022 04:05 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 12, 2022 04:05 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 12, 2022 04:05 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 12, 2022 04:05 PM (fs1hN)
AAAAGGHHH!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 12, 2022 04:05 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Less W-I-D-E.
Posted by: Joe Mama at January 12, 2022 04:00 PM (WmGrA)
I think in Hillary's case it's to have a higher albedo to reflect heat and radiation. Doing her part for global warming.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 12, 2022 04:05 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 12, 2022 04:05 PM (acsaG)
Finally, we could exact a little revenge on CBD.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 12, 2022 04:05 PM (utMrO)
Posted by: kraken at January 12, 2022 04:05 PM (6Je/Q)
Biden was 78 when he was inaugurated.
Biden became the oldest President ever when he was inaugurated. Hillary would be the third oldest, but would overtake Reagan in her first year to become the second oldest.
It's a youth movement in the Democratic Party!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 12, 2022
***
And think of the free publicity for Hurry-Cane, when they donate their products to the new preezy!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 04:05 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 12, 2022 04:04 PM (SH2Zi)
"Just a little off the top!"
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 12, 2022 04:05 PM (rF64X)
My wife worked for Claude Pepper for years, after college. His is a sainted name in our house.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 12, 2022 04:03 PM (utMrO)
___________
From what I read in Allen Drury's A Senate Journal, Pepper's mouth delivered more than his brains did.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2022 04:05 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Harry at January 12, 2022 04:06 PM (EcD5Y)
Posted by: FOX News Channel (which you all keep watching) at January 12, 2022 04:06 PM (786Ro)
Really? I don't think that even die hard Hillary supporters think of suffragettes unless they're about age 125.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2022 04:06 PM (k49Sx)
Posted by: dantesed at January 12, 2022 04:06 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Mike at January 12, 2022 04:06 PM (SOjg5)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 12, 2022 04:05 PM (o2MD2)
=========
All the state level races that Democrats can't cheat their way to victory...it's gonna be another 2010 wiping out another bunch of Democratic politician futures, especially in more moderate seats, ensuring that the next generation of Democrats, after AOC, who rise to the top are all insane leftists as well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 12, 2022 04:06 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 12, 2022 04:06 PM (9dzlp)
Amazing how old white people rise to the top of the diversity party.
Posted by: f'd at January 12, 2022 04:06 PM (vrz2I)
And didn't Bubba say she ate more pussy than he had?
Posted by: torabora at January 12, 2022 04:06 PM (TYS2T)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 04:06 PM (s2VJv)
I don't agree with a lot of Tulsi's positions, but I would bang her like a screen door in a hurricane.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 12, 2022 04:06 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 12, 2022 04:02 PM (NpAcC)
Little Marco smells Cruz' blood in the water.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 12, 2022 04:06 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 12, 2022 04:06 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Seth Rich at January 12, 2022 04:06 PM (ONvIw)
Yup. And this is why cheating and gaming the system eventually fails: you remove the feedback mechanisms that allow an organization to grow and adapt. A healthy organization with healthy leadership cultivates talent and encourages rising leadership, rather than allowing it's top to become full of geriatrics looking to squeeze the last bit of cash and prestige they can from the job.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 12, 2022 04:07 PM (wmDcS)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro Vt at January 12, 2022 04:03 PM (786Ro)
Hey Mary, I wouldn't stand too close IYKWIM.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2022 04:07 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2022 04:07 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Slow Learner at January 12, 2022 04:07 PM (klu5V)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 12, 2022 04:07 PM (acsaG)
Posted by: Mike at January 12, 2022 04:06 PM (SOjg5)
He's too busy having babies.
Posted by: WiNO - The Odds Are Never in Our Favor at January 12, 2022 04:07 PM (EpDzw)
https://news.yahoo.com/
why-democratic-congresswomen-
wearing-white-014751497.html
Remove spaces
Posted by: Emmie at January 12, 2022 04:07 PM (6RgRK)
Posted by: Seth Rich at January 12, 2022 04:07 PM (ONvIw)
*
If you ever need to barf and you don't have any ipecac around, just look up old videos of Jennifer Lawrence hanging all over Harvey Weinstein. She doesn't look like she has any regrets about being there. In fact, she looks downright smitten.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2022
***
I'm not suggesting Amy should get a pass on things because Jen L has, or had, a high opinion of her. Jen's no genius either.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 04:07 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2022 04:07 PM (2JoB8)
Honestly, I hope the Dems do this to watch her lose a third time.
Posted by: physics geek at January 12, 2022 04:08 PM (huQJB)
Little Marco smells Cruz' blood in the water.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 12, 2022 04:06 PM (SH2Zi)
Probably the only reason he sent out that tweet. Funny, 1/6 happened a year ago. No glib tweets in all that time until now, Dondi?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 04:08 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at January 12, 2022 04:08 PM (smVBh)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 12, 2022 04:03 PM (F0YaR)
Maybe a better way to incorporate the colostomy bag. The last try wasn't working out so well strapped to her leg. They should also work out the whole radio/earpiece thing if she ever has to debate. But it appears that's no longer a necessary part of the "election" process.
Just sit in the basement for 8 months.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 12, 2022 04:08 PM (wAnMi)
She also hates white people. Hard to cover that up during a grueling, long campaign.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 12, 2022 04:08 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 04:04 PM (s2VJv)
++++
There was a time when she had the fleeting cuteness of youth and was a celebrity up-and-comer.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2022 04:08 PM (DU+/6)
I know her fake husband wound up doing time, but is Huma still toiling in the Valley of Death found between Hillary's labia?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 12, 2022 04:08 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 12, 2022 04:08 PM (HyiaG)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 12, 2022 04:02 PM (NpAcC)
LOL
See the GOPe knows exactly how to fight and how to sound - they just choose not to do it. It's almost *more* insulting this way, but I guess we take what we can get.
Posted by: ... at January 12, 2022 04:08 PM (h38PC)
Posted by: Charles Gibson at January 12, 2022 04:08 PM (Ojki1)
I know the Bee already did the story, but I would like to see polling on how many people would prefer his bold cosplay utopia to what we have now.
Posted by: Methos at January 12, 2022 04:08 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 12, 2022 04:08 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2022 04:08 PM (P4LRL)
Posted by: Mike at January 12, 2022 04:06 PM (SOjg5)
He can't win the primary...too many "white Democrat" states have proportional vote distribution vs the "black Democrat" states being winner-take-all. How do you think HRC beat Bernie so badly?
Posted by: Nova local at January 12, 2022 04:09 PM (exHjb)
"Uncle Bern, how many of these debate thingies do I need to do before they give me a house?"
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 12, 2022 04:09 PM (KbCG3)
Oh, ok.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2022 04:09 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Slow Learner at January 12, 2022
***
To be fair, there *is* a skull inside that pinata of Revlon-painted leather.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 04:09 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Tyler Mason at January 12, 2022 04:09 PM (lYdyE)
But when they need "sexism" they dig up "sexism", despite that Trans have completely deconstructed feminism as a standard.
Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2022 04:09 PM (XHhHI)
Never mind. Who am I trying to kid. She's probably a lot heavier than that now.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 03:57 PM (txdEq)
---
Homely, drunk girl next door.
Which may work for some of you...
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 12, 2022 04:09 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 04:09 PM (txdEq)
Stolen!!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 04:09 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Durham at January 12, 2022 04:09 PM (ONvIw)
https://is.gd/5tfMGp
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2022 04:09 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: motionview (prep train organize) at January 12, 2022 04:09 PM (aKOI+)
Posted by: Liet Kynes at January 12, 2022 04:09 PM (yQpMk)
No. The Clintons realized decades ago that Chelsea didn't have the political instincts necessary. That's why Huma was so close to Hillary for all those years; Huma was the new heir. They gave Chelsea every possible advantage in life, including a rich husband, to ensure that she would be taken care of, but Huma was supposed to follow Hillary to the executive branch, while Anthony Weiner rose through the ranks of Congressional Dems. They'd be the new power couple in DC.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 12, 2022 04:09 PM (wmDcS)
A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.
I was well-compensated for putting up with Harvey!
Posted by: Jennifer Lawrence, Better Than You! at January 12, 2022 04:09 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2022 04:10 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 12, 2022 04:10 PM (zWpOF)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 12, 2022 04:10 PM (Yl3Ht)
The last thing I remember seeing Any Schumer in was a magazine cover just before the first Star Wars sequel. It depicted her laying in bed, possibly smoking a cigarette (I don't remember for certain), laying next to C3-PO.
Ugh.
Posted by: junior at January 12, 2022 04:10 PM (yXRZ8)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 12, 2022 04:10 PM (acsaG)
They held me frozen under their gaze so long that I must be about 250th now!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 12, 2022 04:08 PM (dfRN6)
I mentioned seeing a weird-ass ad a week or two back now on TV, it literally started with somebody's bug eyes like that. Real jump scare start.
Turned out it was an ad for some sort of thyroid condition, but it really seemed aimed directly at every democrat and fed in DC.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 12, 2022 04:10 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 04:04 PM (s2VJv)
++++
There was a time when she had the fleeting cuteness of youth and was a celebrity up-and-comer.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2022 04:08 PM (DU+/6)
Her husband is autistic. Not kidding.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 12, 2022 04:11 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Jennifer Lawrence, Better Than You! at January 12, 2022 04:09 PM (I2/tG)
"Pfft."
- - Shelly Winters/Harry Cohn
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 04:11 PM (s2VJv)
Agreed.
Black people don't like Teh Ghey. They might squeeze Buttjizz in as a VP candidate, but no way he'll ever be at the top of the ticket. Comes to that, I don't think we'll ever see another white man (gay or straight) at the top of the D ticket.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 12, 2022 04:11 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2022 04:11 PM (x980n)
Good thing Ghislaine Maxwell's records were never made public.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at January 12, 2022 04:11 PM (EjmvJ)
Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2022 04:11 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 12, 2022 04:11 PM (GYllL)
Whatever do you mean?
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at January 12, 2022 04:11 PM (kOpft)
/starts burning all the things
Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at January 12, 2022 04:11 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Liet Kynes at January 12, 2022 04:09 PM (yQpMk)
I demand a motivational poster with this quote over one of those pictures of Neil deGrasse Tyson looking stoned as balls with a picture of a galaxy behind him.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2022 04:12 PM (P4LRL)
Posted by: kraken at January 12, 2022 04:12 PM (6Je/Q)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHIhgxav9LY
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 12, 2022 04:12 PM (Y5qcH)
Yes; I've seen that, and nobody thought it was about suffragettes or support for women until it had to be laboriously spelled out. If you need to explain your meaning for "dress up day" it's not successful
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2022 04:12 PM (k49Sx)
kinda like 2008
whichever crazy llon they nominate will and lose badly
my guess is Bernie wants to retire and wouldn't mind having dim prezzy nominee on his resume
Cankles sends people to be canon fodder, she doesn't send herself
and Big Mike is already a queen, prezzy is a demotion
Posted by: REDACTED at January 12, 2022 04:12 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 12, 2022 04:12 PM (fs1hN)
Proof C3P0 has no taste in women and/or is ghey.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2022 04:12 PM (vuisn)
That Hinkley fellow is available!
Posted by: torabora at January 12, 2022 04:12 PM (TYS2T)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022
*
Stolen!!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022
***
I am flattered, sir!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 04:12 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 12, 2022 04:10 PM (acsaG)
The best part of which was the photo of her shoe laying in the gutter - with tire tracks on it.
All the bollard memes "biggest supporter" afterwards was a nice touch.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 12, 2022 04:12 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 12, 2022 04:12 PM (HyiaG)
So She's PERFECTLY qualified.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:13 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 12, 2022 04:13 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 12, 2022 04:13 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 12, 2022 04:11 PM (bW8dp)
Nah, I think we can still see the straight white guy as long as he follows in the "gim me dats' chain...he'd be the compromise, just like Biden was...
Posted by: Nova local at January 12, 2022 04:13 PM (exHjb)
Proof C3P0 has no taste in women and/or is ghey.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2022
***
Cmdr. Data is fully functional, and even *he* wouldn't do Amy.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 04:13 PM (txdEq)
https://tinyurl.com/yuuj32rr
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 12, 2022 04:11 PM (GYllL)
Nothing says fun and enjoying each others company than a nice walk on the beach.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2022 04:13 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2022 04:12 PM (vuisn)
Hello! Protocol Droid. Of course he's gay.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 12, 2022 04:13 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: C3P0 at January 12, 2022 04:14 PM (vrz2I)
https://tinyurl.com/yuuj32rr
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 12, 2022 04:11 PM (GYllL)
++++
That was unkind.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2022 04:14 PM (DU+/6)
https://tinyurl.com/yuuj32rr
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 12, 2022 04:11 PM (GYllL)
You very bad man! Very! Bad!
*Wags finger*
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 12, 2022 04:14 PM (dfRN6)
She'll be pissed.
Posted by: Grimmy at January 12, 2022 04:14 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Durham at January 12, 2022 04:14 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Hillary floyd at January 12, 2022 04:14 PM (2cfUo)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at January 12, 2022 04:14 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 12, 2022 04:12 PM (wAnMi) "
OK I'm laughing at the shoe. It's sad, like her.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 12, 2022 04:14 PM (VpIIl)
Are wine dykes a thing, like wine moms?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:14 PM (ynpvh)
Shudder.
Posted by: dantesed at January 12, 2022 04:14 PM (88xKn)
Oh, ok.
Superdelegates will take care of it.
Posted by: Methos at January 12, 2022 04:14 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 12, 2022 04:14 PM (VWp7G)
Good thing the FBI LOST the records.
Posted by: torabora at January 12, 2022 04:14 PM (TYS2T)
-------------------------------------------
Like a liposuction vacuum?
Posted by: hillary (')(.) at January 12, 2022 04:15 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 12, 2022 04:15 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2022 04:15 PM (9Z9xw)
Obama's gayer than a three dollar bill. They voted for him in droves.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2022 04:15 PM (x980n)
She'll be pissed.
Posted by: Grimmy at January 12, 2022 04:14 PM (JCZqz)
Hillary Clinton is the John Huntsman of Evan McMullins.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 04:15 PM (s2VJv)
***
And they say comedy is dead.
Hillary is about three epaulet buttons to the left of Che Guevara.
Posted by: Azathoth at January 12, 2022 04:15 PM (W3VUu)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 12, 2022 04:15 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Billy C at January 12, 2022 04:15 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: kraken at January 12, 2022 04:16 PM (6Je/Q)
https://tinyurl.com/yuuj32rr
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 12, 2022 04:11 PM (GYllL)
You very bad man! Very! Bad!
*Wags finger*
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 12, 2022 04:14 PM (dfRN6)
Needs Yoko singing in the background...ride of the Valkeries...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:16 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2022 04:16 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: kraken at January 12, 2022 04:12 PM (6Je/Q)
Currently gestating.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 12, 2022 04:16 PM (Ez6QX)
Nothing says fun and enjoying each others company than a nice walk on the beach.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2022
***
A nice morning *drag* is more like it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 04:16 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: junior at January 12, 2022 04:10 PM (yXRZ
One's an robotic arrogant whiny simp with a tin can for brains, and the other is C3PO.
Posted by: ... at January 12, 2022 04:16 PM (h38PC)
Posted by: Durham at January 12, 2022 04:16 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: amy schumer at January 12, 2022 04:16 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Grimmy at January 12, 2022 04:16 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2022 04:16 PM (vuisn)
Good thing the FBI LOST the records.
Posted by: torabora at January 12, 2022 04:14 PM (TYS2T)
Filed next to the Whitewater records.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2022 04:16 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: torabora at January 12, 2022 04:16 PM (TYS2T)
I would drink Hillary's used douche fluid to get on the ticket. I'd flick her bean for a cabinet post.
Posted by: Kristi Noem at January 12, 2022 04:16 PM (gMabG)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2022 04:16 PM (KZzsI)
His corpse is only animated by his STDs.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 12, 2022 04:16 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 12, 2022 04:14 PM (VpIIl)
I with her.
Posted by: HIllary's Other Shoe at January 12, 2022 04:16 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 12, 2022 04:16 PM (HyiaG)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2022 04:16 PM (x980n)
Posted by: kraken at January 12, 2022 04:12 PM (6Je/Q)
===========
She decided to take a break from acting for a year...right about the time Weinstein became news. Weird coincidence...
She's back now with the movie Don't Look Up on Netflix.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 12, 2022 04:16 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 12, 2022 04:10 PM (Yl3Ht)
Rah rah!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 12, 2022 04:17 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 12, 2022 04:17 PM (VWp7G)
That is definitely the impression I get, but he ran as a manly man who totally loves the chicks and women loved him.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2022 04:17 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: ... at January 12, 2022 04:16 PM (h38PC)
"Silence, ninny!"
- - Dr. Z. Smith
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 04:17 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2022 04:17 PM (CYnTg)
Lady YD just said "I'm not much of a 'funeral person.'"
Just who *is* a "funeral person," precisely? Like, who just visits funerals for fun?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2022 04:17 PM (hQ23g)
It wasn't a problem for us!
Posted by: The Soviet Politburo! at January 12, 2022 04:17 PM (I2/tG)
Have you seen him lately? He looks like his soul's already been sucked out and sent to hell.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2022 04:17 PM (x980n)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 12, 2022 04:10 PM (Yl3Ht)
Rah rah!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 12, 2022 04:17 PM (rF64X)
===========
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q893YGEWLUc
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 12, 2022 04:17 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Next2Nothing at January 12, 2022 04:18 PM (tA1/w)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 12, 2022 04:18 PM (njfCw)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 12, 2022 04:17 PM (VWp7G)
If they pull off the same steals they did in 2020 (with assistance from Zuckerburg darkmoney groups), certainly.
Posted by: Liberty at January 12, 2022 04:18 PM (0Z3fJ)
Lady YD just said "I'm not much of a 'funeral person.'"
Just who *is* a "funeral person," precisely? Like, who just visits funerals for fun?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2022 04:17 PM (hQ23g)
Ambulance chasers.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 04:18 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: kraken at January 12, 2022 04:12 PM (6Je/Q)
Currently gestating.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 12, 2022 04:16 PM (Ez6QX)
She'd make a perfect fighter pilot!
Posted by: Woke Air Force at January 12, 2022 04:18 PM (ynpvh)
That is definitely the impression I get, but he ran as a manly man who totally loves the chicks and women loved him.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2022 04:17 PM (KZzsI)
Guess there's something to that whole ghey BFF thing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 12, 2022 04:18 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 12, 2022 04:18 PM (VpIIl)
*
Obama's gayer than a three dollar bill. They voted for him in droves.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2022
***
True. But he's not *heavily* or *obviously* effeminate. Besides, he was the First Black (or half-black) Candidate ever. They would have voted for him even if he'd looked like the Elephant Man.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 04:18 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2022 04:18 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: TC at January 12, 2022 04:19 PM (qP50E)
Posted by: Buffalobob at January 12, 2022 04:19 PM (r01B8)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2022 04:16 PM (vuisn)
Well, probably because they've done things not even barnyard animals would do down there.
Posted by: Woke Air Force at January 12, 2022 04:19 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Azathoth at January 12, 2022 04:19 PM (W3VUu)
Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2022 04:19 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 12, 2022 04:19 PM (NpAcC)
Maybe a call-out to the flag of that name?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon a
what does that mean?
If anyone knows Bonnie, ask her if she is Brummy Bonnie, and how many cars she has written off so far. (When I handed her the keys to the Renault, she was on #4 or 5, so she will know who I am. )
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 12, 2022 04:19 PM (9ReR8)
Posted by: torabora at January 12, 2022 04:16 PM (TYS2T)
I read that as Dildo at first. LOL
Posted by: Woke Air Force at January 12, 2022 04:19 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2022 04:19 PM (2JoB8)
He did a good job questioning Mass Murderer Fauci, though.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 12, 2022 04:19 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: micky at January 12, 2022 04:19 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: Durham at January 12, 2022 04:19 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2022 04:16 PM (vuisn)
Amazing that someone actually married her and conceived a child after she made that comment.
Posted by: Liberty at January 12, 2022 04:19 PM (0Z3fJ)
Posted by: TC at January 12, 2022 04:19 PM (qP50E)
Staffers abandoning Throatus' ship like rats on the Titanic. No way. Someone else is who they want but they don't really have anyone.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 04:20 PM (s2VJv)
I'm honestly not sure she'd wait. There's really nothing stopping her from elbowing her way into the White House now. In a political war of wits and underhandedness I think Clinton would win over Pelosi with ease.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 12, 2022 04:20 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2022 04:19 PM (CYnTg)
Hoarding Maple Syrup here, Boss.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 12, 2022 04:20 PM (yQpMk)
Just who *is* a "funeral person," precisely? Like, who just visits funerals for fun?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2022 04:17 PM (hQ23g)
Tell her someone has to put the "fun" in funerals.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2022 04:20 PM (axyOa)
That is definitely the impression I get, but he ran as a manly man who totally loves the chicks and women loved him.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2022 04:17 PM (KZzsI)
And he can shoot a rifle..sort of.
Posted by: Woke Air Force at January 12, 2022 04:20 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Liberty
People hate Hillary, but they also hate Trump.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 12, 2022 04:20 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2022 04:17 PM (hQ23g)
++++
The guy from "Harold and Maude."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2022 04:20 PM (DU+/6)
Anything's possible.
Posted by: COVID-24 at January 12, 2022 04:20 PM (kOpft)
In one of his books he said he fantasized about fucking one of his male Professors. It's right there for anyone to see.
If you're still not convinced, this picture should disabuse you of any further doubt.
https://bit.ly/3fhUbLl
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2022 04:21 PM (x980n)
Lady YD just said "I'm not much of a 'funeral person.'"
Just who *is* a "funeral person," precisely? Like, who just visits funerals for fun?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2022 04:17 PM (hQ23g)
Funerals and Weddings are two of the venues that *some* people hook up for quickies. I guess they put the FUN in funeral.
Posted by: Woke Air Force at January 12, 2022 04:21 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: kraken at January 12, 2022 04:12 PM (6Je/Q)
Currently gestating.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 12, 2022 04:16 PM (Ez6QX)
And attending pro baby murder rallies.
Posted by: HIllary's Other Shoe at January 12, 2022 04:21 PM (SH2Zi)
***
I've seen the picture of Obama reacting to the two judo guys throwing each other during a WH demonstration.
He may not be gay but he's gayer than me.
Posted by: Azathoth at January 12, 2022 04:21 PM (W3VUu)
they pressure Manchin like crazy, even call him a racist, thinking he will change his mind
and now the lefty pollsters are trying to get FJB to quit
Quimpeeass got him at 33
Joey wont resign
Posted by: REDACTED at January 12, 2022 04:21 PM (us2H3)
Just who *is* a "funeral person," precisely? Like, who just visits funerals for fun?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2022 04:17 PM (hQ23g)
Tell her to party like a mortician and grab a cold one.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2022 04:21 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 12, 2022 04:15 PM
He already never had a chance, but hopefully this seals the deal and makes it clear to him. I don't know if it's his face, the way he speaks, or relentless MSM poisoning of the well, but most LIVs I know for some reason have a very visceral, negative reaction to Cruz.
I don't understand it at all, but I've seen it enough to know it's very real, and will forever stop him from reaching national office.
Posted by: Grimmy at January 12, 2022 04:21 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 12, 2022 04:21 PM (jvt6t)
She looks like like she's wearing a Linda Blair skin-suit.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 04:21 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 12, 2022 04:21 PM (0fWu6)
Posted by: torabora at January 12, 2022 04:16 PM (TYS2T)
++++
He can get any that he wants. At worst, he just fulfills the rape fantasies he's sure they all have...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2022 04:21 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2022
True. But he's not *heavily* or *obviously* effeminate.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 04:18 PM (txdEq)
A clean, articulate gay.
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 12, 2022 04:21 PM (P4LRL)
I believe the Clinton machine has fallen apart from lack of use, collapse of Clinton Foundation and defections to the other power centers. It isn't making a comeback.
Posted by: Ripley at January 12, 2022 04:21 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 12, 2022 04:10 PM (acsaG)
-----------
, ... 'side of beef'.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2022 04:21 PM (9Z9xw)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:21 PM (ynpvh)
---
- the economy: 34% approve, while 57% disapprove;
- foreign policy: 35% approve, while 54% disapprove;
- the response to the coronavirus: 39% approve, while 55% disapprove.
Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2022 04:21 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 12, 2022 04:21 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: torabora at January 12, 2022 04:22 PM (TYS2T)
Posted by: Mishdog at January 12, 2022 04:22 PM (MCHZf)
Posted by: Kristi Noem
Stand in line bitch.
Posted by: Nancy Mace at January 12, 2022 04:22 PM (GYllL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2022 04:18 PM (P3gRi)
If she choked on one would be a major improvement.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:22 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 12, 2022 04:22 PM (njfCw)
Go ahead , guess.
Posted by: dantesed at January 12, 2022 04:22 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: CN at January 12, 2022 04:22 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 12, 2022 04:22 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: torabora at January 12, 2022 04:22 PM (TYS2T)
Bit early for ZOD to clock in.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2022 04:22 PM (P4LRL)
I saw the person who was my girlfriend in college a couple of years ago.
I observed that we are now engaged in "elderly person socializing" - we run into each other at memorial services.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 12, 2022 04:22 PM (I2/tG)
If anyone knows Bonnie, ask her if she is Brummy Bonnie, and how many cars she has written off so far. (When I handed her the keys to the Renault, she was on #4 or 5, so she will know who I am. )
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 12, 2022 04:19 PM (9ReR
Seriously, you don't know?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2022 04:23 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 12, 2022 04:19 PM (I2/tG)
From Hell's heart i stab at thee....
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 12, 2022 04:23 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
I have known one. He would look in the obits and make plans each week for people he barely knew. He even went to strangers'. A clinical narcissist.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 12, 2022 04:23 PM (9ReR8)
Posted by: Mishdog at January 12, 2022 04:22 PM (MCHZf)
++++
I don't think she has a blistered taint, though. And given the typical subject matter of her "comedy," we'd know ...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2022 04:23 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2022 04:19 PM (CYnTg)
I was at our hoity-toity NoVA grocery store this weekend. Definite empty shelves. The fun part was that I heard three different people ask clerks if this was because of all the snow we'd had. In each case, the clerks said, "Nope, supply-chain problems."
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 12, 2022 04:23 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: HIllary's Other Shoe at January 12, 2022 04:21 PM (SH2Zi)
New Disney+ event: Jennifer Lawrence gives birth and then sacrifices the child to Quetzalcoatal on Live TV. All body parts auctioned off to Planned Parenthood.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 04:23 PM (s2VJv)
> Go ahead , guess.
Leni Riefenstahl?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 12, 2022 04:23 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2022
***
Wait. HRC said this, or Amy Schumer? It doesn't sound like HRC would have the self-awareness. Amy might say it thinking it's funny.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 04:23 PM (txdEq)
That picture of him shooting a compensated 36" barrel shotgun is hilarious. He looks like a kid shooting his uncle's gun.
https://bit.ly/3nmeLPc
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2022 04:23 PM (x980n)
Go ahead , guess.
Posted by: dantesed at January 12, 2022 04:22 PM (88xKn)
++++
I'm guessing Hill-dog.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2022 04:23 PM (DU+/6)
That's zombie? She wasn't kidding about deep cover.
Posted by: Methos at January 12, 2022 04:23 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 04:18 PM (txdEq)
A clean, articulate gay.
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 12, 2022 04:21 PM (P4LRL)
---------------
He's not gay. He's married and has children.
Gay people don't do that.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2022 04:23 PM (9Z9xw)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Mostly because no guy would get near her tainted taint.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 12, 2022 04:23 PM (VWp7G)
---
- the economy: 34% approve, while 57% disapprove;
- foreign policy: 35% approve, while 54% disapprove;
- the response to the coronavirus: 39% approve, while 55% disapprove.
Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2022 04:21 PM (XHhHI)
=========
COVID is his strength.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 12, 2022 04:23 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: torabora
They're waiting for Ace to post a Donkey-Chompers pic.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (zWpOF)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 12, 2022 04:22 PM (njfCw)
She makes Lillith Sternin look like Bojangles Robinson.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2022 04:21 PM (9Z9xw)
Never gets old...
Hopefully we get to see her tossed around again.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (Xe+Zn)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 12, 2022 03:53 PM (ySQBZ)"
Yes, for any number of reasons - but then we already knew this.
Y'all better have been heeding my advice to study low intensity conflict from ~1917 to present, along with the Spanish civil war.
Thought exercise; you have advance warning that you're facing the Spanish republicans, Pol Pot. or Soviet occupation. Other than "get the fuck out", what actions do you take in the time you have to prepare? What are you own goals (don't tell us, we don't need to know - this is for you) other than having as many as your people see the other side of the clusterfuck as possible?
Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (SdoX8)
I saw Blistered Taint open for Green Day in a club in Austin back in '92.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (bW8dp)
God I hate these people so much.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (kPB/6)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 12, 2022 04:21 PM
Consider this alternative version?
Posted by: Drunk AoS VERY part time quality control editor at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (JCZqz)
Hey, thanks for that men who want to be left alone post you shared last thread.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (Ez6QX)
Just who *is* a "funeral person," precisely? Like, who just visits funerals for fun?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2022 04:17 PM (hQ23g)
I can think of a lot of dems whose funerals would be fun. Er...just what is the penalty for pissing on a casket?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (VwHCD)
I've heard people laughing at those things
Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (786Ro)
Just who *is* a "funeral person," precisely? Like, who just visits funerals for fun?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2022 04:17 PM (hQ23g)
Tell her to party like a mortician and grab a cold one.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2022 04:21 PM (axyOa)
Reminds me of Open Mike Night at the local autopsy club...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: steevy
--------------------------------------
For us too -- probably more. Thanx, Justin!
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (OalnH)
Seriously, you don't know?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
no, what does it mean?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (9ReR8)
At least when Frau Gruppencankles forms her own SA, the brown uniforms are gonna be neat, business-like pant suits. None of this faggy White House Meme-Person crap.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (n+4am)
Go ahead , guess.
Posted by: dantesed at January 12, 2022 04:22 PM (88xKn)
++++
I visited Ireland in the autumn of '16, before the election. The fancy magazine in my fancy hotel room had a cover story about politics. It had a picture (composite, if I had to guess) of Hillary Clinton, Angela Merkel and Theresa May. It was titled, "Our Feminine Future."
I *really* wish I had taken that magazine with me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (v6wwi)
Posted by: REDACTED at January 12, 2022 04:25 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022
***
Many years ago, Vox Day suggested that Hillary as president would certify her reign by biting the head off a kitten on live TV. I laughed then, thinking it was hyperbole.
Now . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 04:25 PM (txdEq)
___
Won't Watch It
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 12, 2022 04:22 PM (RU4sa)
---
Klaven said it's entertaining but backward in politics.
I haven't watched it yet, but I also haven't watched The Big Short.
Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2022 04:25 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: MJ at January 12, 2022 04:25 PM (zwDuR)
In one of his books he said he fantasized about fucking one of his male Professors. It's right there for anyone to see.
If you're still not convinced, this picture should disabuse you of any further doubt.
https://bit.ly/3fhUbLl
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2022 04:21 PM (x980n)
Just watch him throw a ball.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 12, 2022 04:25 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2022 04:25 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: The_Hoser at January 12, 2022 04:25 PM (b9pgb)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 12, 2022 04:25 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2022 04:25 PM (/U27+)
Josh Brolin's daughter is on Yellowstone. She plays Mia, the annoying barrel racer.
Posted by: Ktgreat at January 12, 2022 04:25 PM (AD3JT)
God I hate these people so much.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (kPB/6)
___
We love it. Which is why we paid the city council to make the rule.
- "Official" Testing Centers
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 12, 2022 04:26 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2022 03:50 PM (k49Sx)
---------
So true.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 12, 2022 04:26 PM (DcKNO)
Kameltoe's is already fading fast, and MaligNancy now has chin whiskers and a twohead with eyebrows in the middle.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 12, 2022 04:26 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: That guy who misconstrues everything at January 12, 2022 03:50 PM (786Ro)
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Only her ego and vagina are huge ... huge ... huge ...
Posted by: The_Hoser at January 12, 2022 04:26 PM (b9pgb)
Just who *is* a "funeral person," precisely? Like, who just visits funerals for fun?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2022 04:17 PM (hQ23g)
Tell her to party like a mortician and grab a cold one.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2022 04:21 PM (axyOa)
Reminds me of Open Mike Night at the local autopsy club...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (ynpvh)
***
Tough way to urn a living.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2022 04:26 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 12, 2022 04:26 PM (njfCw)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2022 04:17 PM (hQ23g)
Listen, all I'm saying is that Chaz maybe crazy, but he may also be a genius because he is cleaning up!
Now where's that meatloaf?
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 12, 2022 04:26 PM (wmDcS)
Hey, thanks for that men who want to be left alone post you shared last thread.
Posted by: Jordan61
I looked for attribution but all sources that I could find were 'Author Unknown'.
That was a fantastic quote. Ditto on the thanks B.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 12, 2022 04:26 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2022 04:27 PM (x980n)
Posted by: Kangarew66 at January 12, 2022 04:27 PM (UaZih)
Just who *is* a "funeral person," precisely? Like, who just visits funerals for fun?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2022 04:17 PM
"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."
Posted by: zombie Yogi Berra at January 12, 2022 04:27 PM (EughT)
He notes that he chose to be hetero, despite it being the harder path for him.
I guess Big Mike was sort of a compromise.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 12, 2022 04:27 PM (yQpMk)
God I hate these people so much.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (kPB/6)
Good luck finding a test site with any openings and/or available tests.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 12, 2022 04:27 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: cool breeze at January 12, 2022 04:27 PM (UGKMd)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022
***
When Lilith took her hair down and actually smiled, she was hot.
Admittedly, she did that only like twice in 6-7 years of Cheers and Frasier.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 04:27 PM (txdEq)
Heh! Me and my boys really yucked it up at Ron Browns planting ceremony!!
/Bill Clinton
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 12, 2022 04:28 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM
Which one? I've got dozens!
Posted by: Hillary "Hic!" Clinton at January 12, 2022 04:28 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 04:18 PM (txdEq)
A clean, articulate gay.
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 12, 2022 04:21 PM (P4LRL)
---------------
He's not gay. He's married and has children.
Gay people don't do that.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2022 04:23 PM (9Z9xw)
Not even if they were a governor of New Jersey?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:28 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (v6wwi)
Hmm, fold...fold..is that Latin for 35 miles away and 2 miles down in a concrete bunker?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 12, 2022 04:28 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 12, 2022 04:17 PM (VWp7G)
Yes.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 12, 2022 04:28 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: GuyFromNH at January 12, 2022 04:28 PM (Gs5TH)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (9ReR
Single white star on a blue field, used at various times by the Republic of Texas, the Republic of Florida, and the CSA.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2022 04:28 PM (P3gRi)
It's all about the finger foods, and the incest, but mostly, the foods.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 12, 2022 04:28 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 12, 2022 04:28 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2022 04:29 PM (9Z9xw)
=====
Either name the names or sit down, chubs. Blue on blue fratricide needs some help getting started.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 12, 2022 04:29 PM (LLPp3)
Posted by: dantesed at January 12, 2022 04:29 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Y5 at January 12, 2022 04:29 PM (THoM/)
---
The stinky hand squeezes the puppet:
"Squawk, squawk, I'm a conservative!"
Posted by: Well at January 12, 2022 04:29 PM (NcRSz)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2022 04:21 PM
*
Reminds me of Open Mike Night at the local autopsy club...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022
***
Tough way to urn a living.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2022
***
Special leather jackets at a funeral?
Formal de-hide.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 04:29 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Zombie Dick Nixon at January 12, 2022 04:29 PM (gMabG)
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ace!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at January 12, 2022 04:29 PM (PTO9s)
Just who *is* a "funeral person," precisely? Like, who just visits funerals for fun?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2022 04:17 PM (hQ23g)
I can think of a lot of dems whose funerals would be fun. Er...just what is the penalty for pissing on a casket?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (VwHCD)
Just drink some old, aged Whiskey first...you can say your doing libations for him.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:30 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: thathalfrican
Vaxxed AND boosted here only in Sodom Francisco. Neg test won't do it.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 12, 2022 04:30 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (ynpvh)
Jokes tend to fall on deaf ears.
Posted by: HIllary's Other Shoe at January 12, 2022 04:30 PM (SH2Zi)
>>Tank probs
I think that's why she was a no-show with Biden yesterday. She wants to stay as far removed from the train wreck as possible.
And I have a hard time believing more mainstream voters are going to be bullied by the commies again next go round. Going hard left is destroying the party and it would even with someone a bit more competent than oatmeal brain.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2022 04:30 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (v6wwi)
Preferably her folds.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:30 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2022 04:30 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Y5 at January 12, 2022 04:30 PM (THoM/)
Oh no - you must not have got the word. Ted is playing Nth dimensional chess. The sly smile, apparently, is the tell.
Ted didn't really mean "terrorist" while he said "terrorist" for a year. He's just drawing the bad guys out. All part of the plan.
Posted by: Not Holding My Breath at January 12, 2022 04:30 PM (4EqBd)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 12, 2022 04:30 PM (v6wwi)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 12, 2022 04:31 PM (UHVv4)
Cuckerberg
Oprah
Michael Avenatti
Cuomo
So yeah.....
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 12, 2022 04:31 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (ynpvh)
++++
The crowd was dead?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2022 04:31 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 04:20 PM (s2VJv)
I wouldn't read too much into that. Where are all these staffers landing? The trash heap? Or lifetime cushy numbers?
Also will be wild to see who they are replaced with. Guessing the new hires are from pools of DA's and wannabe DA's across the land.
Posted by: ... at January 12, 2022 04:31 PM (h38PC)
I bet there are Secret Service people dreading the day of loading Hilary on Air Force One with a dolly cart.
Posted by: dantesed at January 12, 2022 04:29 PM (88xKn)
__________
I bet there are Air Force One pilots dreading the day of making take-off speed with Hillary on board.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2022 04:31 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: dantesed
You just know she smells of old urine intermingled with overbearing cheap gardenia perfume.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 12, 2022 04:31 PM (mD/uy)
Ever see the end of Wedding Crashers?
Funerals make chicks crazy horny!
Damn you Rodger! Damn it! Damn you!
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 12, 2022 04:31 PM (kPB/6)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 12, 2022 04:31 PM (wmDcS)
Posted by: TC at January 12, 2022 04:31 PM (qP50E)
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You didn't specify which fold.
{shudder}
Posted by: ... at January 12, 2022 04:32 PM (h38PC)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 12, 2022 04:32 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2022 04:32 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2022 04:17 PM (hQ23g)
Funeral always puts a big dopey grin on my face.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 12, 2022 04:32 PM (P4LRL)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 12, 2022 04:26 PM
The supply chain shortage has delayed my shipment of Gelflings!
Posted by: Hillary's not a lizard person, skeksis are birds! at January 12, 2022 04:32 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: TC
It's obviously Ted Cruz, and his conservatism.
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 12, 2022 04:32 PM (v6wwi)
"Bubba Didn't Kill Himself (so Hillary Could Get the Memorial Funeral Sympathy Vote)."
Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 12, 2022 04:32 PM (O+xR1)
Was it the wine?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 12, 2022 04:32 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 12, 2022 04:32 PM (kPB/6)
Just who *is* a "funeral person," precisely? Like, who just visits funerals for fun?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2022 04:17 PM (hQ23g)
Tell her to party like a mortician and grab a cold one.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2022 04:21 PM (axyOa)
Reminds me of Open Mike Night at the local autopsy club...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (ynpvh)
***
Tough way to urn a living.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2022 04:26 PM (axyOa)
Although it does have it's hot moments.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:32 PM (ynpvh)
https://is.gd/StwWYL
Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2022 04:29 PM (9Z9xw)
Right up there with the one of him and Branson having a super faggy slap fight on a boat.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 12, 2022 04:33 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (ynpvh)
Jokes tend to fall on deaf ears.
Posted by: HIllary's Other Shoe at January 12, 2022 04:30 PM (SH2Zi)
I hate funerals before noon. I'm just not a mourning person.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2022 04:33 PM (axyOa)
---------------------------------
Wake me when these puns are over.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 12, 2022 04:31 PM (UHVv4)
Over my dead body.
Posted by: Cadaver at January 12, 2022 04:33 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 04:33 PM (txdEq)
I would gladly and energetically take over Huma's duties.
Posted by: Nancy Mace at January 12, 2022 04:33 PM (GYllL)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 12, 2022 04:33 PM (r0ADi)
Posted by: Ktgreat at January 12, 2022 04:33 PM (AD3JT)
Posted by: Zombie Dick Nixon at January 12, 2022 04:33 PM (gMabG)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2022 04:30 PM (ZLI7S)
==========
I still fully blame the GOPe for allowing a lot of the nonsense in 2020. They fought some of it, but when the MI election is declared illegal after the fact because the SoS made illegal changes, that feels like the RNC just simply not doing nearly enough to fight obvious fraud before it can happen.
GA is another great example of a GOPe governor happily stepping aside while Fulton County obviously cheated endlessly all night long after months of mail in ballot cheating.
This doesn't get fixed until the GOP in the states cleans things up. It's harder to cheat at that micro-level, so I still have hope that a 2022 wave will be materially different from the 2010 wave in that there is a concrete issue other than resistance (not being Obama, essentially) animating a lot of new Republicans at that level that they can actually make advances on.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 12, 2022 04:33 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
++++
The crowd was dead?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
The competition was stiff.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 12, 2022 04:33 PM (mD/uy)
I just searched this thread for "Amy Schumer", and the comments were way funnier than anything that leaked out of that whale carcass's mouth.
Posted by: johnd01 at January 12, 2022 04:34 PM (ukNFU)
Repeat COVID-19 Vaccine Booster Shots Trigger Regulator Warning About Immune-System Risks
https://bityl.co/ATWT
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 12, 2022 04:34 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Jordan61
I looked for attribution but all sources that I could find were 'Author Unknown'.
That was a fantastic quote. Ditto on the thanks B.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 12, 2022 04:26 PM (mD/uy)
Yeah, that was some heavy shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 12, 2022 04:34 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (ynpvh)
***
Tough way to urn a living.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2022 04:26 PM (axyOa)
Although it does have it's hot moments.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:32 PM (ynpvh)
People are dyin' to get in.
Posted by: Omar the Tent Maker at January 12, 2022 04:34 PM (PUsvy)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (ynpvh)
Jokes tend to fall on deaf ears.
Posted by: HIllary's Other Shoe at January 12, 2022 04:30 PM (SH2Zi)
At least nobody talks back.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:34 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 12, 2022 04:34 PM (wmDcS)
---------------------------------
Wake me when these puns are over.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 12, 2022 04:31 PM
That raises an interesting question. If Hillary died in the next few years, think we'd have a big state funeral in the rotunda?
Posted by: Grimmy at January 12, 2022 04:34 PM (JCZqz)
I'd yuck it up at a few people's.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 12, 2022 04:34 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Oh. I'm sorry, I was being dense. I thought you meant *I* should somehow *flag* her name. I thought you were talking web talk.
Yes, now I understand. Her family name was blue, and as it happens her mom was a Gone With the Wind fan. Living outside of Birmingham, so I guess it was clever there. And it is a nice name.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 12, 2022 04:34 PM (9ReR8)
Gay people don't do that.
Rock Hudson, Elton John, Tony Richardson, Little Richard, Peter Allen etc
All gay, all married to women.
Tony Richardson had kids with his wife.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2022 04:34 PM (x980n)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 12, 2022 04:31 PM (wmDcS)
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"And most of us will vote for it, but first she will blow us." -- Your GOPee
Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 12, 2022 04:35 PM (O+xR1)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 12, 2022 04:35 PM (OalnH)
---------------------------------
Wake me when these puns are over.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 12, 2022
*
Over my dead body.
Posted by: Cadaver at January 12, 2022
***
Cryptic, aren't we?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 04:35 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Match Checksout at January 12, 2022 04:35 PM (dYe5S)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:24 PM (ynpvh)
++++
The crowd was dead?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2022 04:31 PM (DU+/6)
No, OPEN MIKE, tonight at the autopsy club.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:35 PM (ynpvh)
Just who *is* a "funeral person," precisely? Like, who just visits funerals for fun?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2022 04:17 PM (hQ23g)
Was she talking about herself or you? Nobody goes to funerals for fun. They go to pay their respects to the memory of the person who died. If they're religious and the funeral is, they usually get support from Scriptures read or (in a Christian service from the hymns. I don't know if they have music aside from a cantor at a Jewish service?) But some people hate the whole idea of somebody in casket and would just rather remember the person as they knew them, aside from it being too long of a service for some people..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2022 04:35 PM (k49Sx)
Posted by: Mookie at January 12, 2022 04:35 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 12, 2022 04:35 PM (9ReR8)
That's what a politically astute person would do. Cruz is not that person.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 12, 2022 04:35 PM (SH2Zi)
Repeat COVID-19 Vaccine Booster Shots Trigger Regulator Warning About Immune-System Risks
https://bityl.co/ATWT
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 12, 2022 04:34 PM (yQpMk)
Thankfully, Pfizer has just gotten an emergency use approval for the antidote. You take the first part of it today and come back in three weeks for the second part, then every two weeks after that.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 12, 2022 04:35 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 12, 2022 04:31 PM (wmDcS)
=========
"I'm president. That's a big fucking deal."
-Joe
"He's president and I'm first lady. That's a big fucking deal."
-Jill
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 12, 2022 04:35 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Mookie at January 12, 2022 04:36 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Y5 at January 12, 2022 04:36 PM (THoM/)
Posted by: Skip
I watched sponge brain walk from Marine 1 to the WH the Monday. He won't make it to June.
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 12, 2022 04:36 PM (GYllL)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:35 PM (ynpvh)
It's an inside joke.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 12, 2022 04:36 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 12, 2022 04:36 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 12, 2022 04:34 PM (wmDcS)
I was a Cruz guy. But the best thing he can do is STFU and STFD. He is dried jizz on the shithouse wall.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 12, 2022 04:37 PM (o2MD2)
I agree. I saw somebody on some forum say that Cruz cracked a sly smile during the Tucker interview, and their backformation was that Cruz was going to grill the DOJ stooge and he couldn't disclose to Tucker that he was, yet.
As you were saying ?
Posted by: Not Holding My Breath at January 12, 2022 04:37 PM (4EqBd)
Gay people don't do that.
Are you talking about Obama? There is no way he could have run as a gay man who was out and get elected.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2022 04:37 PM (k49Sx)
Gay people don't do that.
Rock Hudson, Elton John, Tony Richardson, Little Richard, Peter Allen etc
All gay, all married to women.
Tony Richardson had kids with his wife.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2022 04:34 PM (x980n)
An aspiring politician would eat their children if it meant getting elected. Does anyone think a sham marriage is really that out of reach? Ha!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 12, 2022 04:37 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Grimmy at January 12, 2022 04:34 PM (JCZqz)
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Of course, as historians will record that she handily won the 2016 election and was the 45th POTUS.
Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 12, 2022 04:37 PM (O+xR1)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 12, 2022 04:37 PM (acsaG)
---------------------------------
Wake me when these puns are over.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4)
Over my dead body.
Posted by: Cadaver
***
Cryptic, aren't we?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
These jokes mortify me.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 12, 2022 04:37 PM (mD/uy)
Cause that was really funny the first time.
Posted by: Archer at January 12, 2022 04:37 PM (gmo/4)
---------------------------------
Wake me when these puns are over.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 12, 2022 04:31 PM
That raises an interesting question. If Hillary died in the next few years, think we'd have a big state funeral in the rotunda?
Posted by: Grimmy at January 12, 2022 04:34 PM (JCZqz)
Rotunda in the Rotunda, on PPV...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:37 PM (ynpvh)
****
I saw something earlier this morning, can't find the link now, about some EU big shot dying in the last couple of days because his autoimmune system shat the bed. Willing to bed he was vaxxed out the wazoo.
Posted by: Azathoth at January 12, 2022 04:38 PM (W3VUu)
=================
The Mandela funeral was a par-tay.
https://tinyurl.com/yc75arv2
https://tinyurl.com/muju5kwm
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 12, 2022 04:38 PM (utMrO)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:35 PM (ynpvh)
It's an inside joke.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 12, 2022 04:36 PM (SH2Zi)
That there is some cutting edge humor!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2022 04:38 PM (axyOa)
Just who *is* a "funeral person," precisely? Like, who just visits funerals for fun?
Also, going to funerals bothers some people because it sometimes forces them to look at their own mortality.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2022 04:38 PM (k49Sx)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 12, 2022 04:38 PM (v6wwi)
Exactly. We all know she can't win. Nor will she be willing to suffer the embarrassment to her legacy of yet another loss. So her decision to run is going to be based on.
1. Being handed the nom through back room deals and cheating as necessary so there is no chance of her losing the nom.
2. A commitment from the Democrat deep state to do whatever cheating is necessary to get her elected.
This is the opening argument for item 1.
Posted by: mikethemoose at January 12, 2022 04:39 PM (pzI/F)
Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2022 04:39 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 12, 2022 04:38 PM (v6wwi)
He did, in so many words.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 12, 2022 04:39 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: dantesed at January 12, 2022 04:39 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
It's an inside joke.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder
That there is some cutting edge humor!
Posted by: Diogenes
They aren't shrouded in mystery, that's for sure.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 12, 2022 04:39 PM (mD/uy)
Was it the wine?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 12, 2022 04:32 PM (BFigT)
Thats her face beginning to fold in on itself.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 12, 2022 04:39 PM (VwHCD)
All gay, all married to women.
Tony Richardson had kids with his wife.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2022 04:34 PM (x980n)
Yup.....they was all queer as a three dollar bill!
Posted by: Liberace at January 12, 2022 04:40 PM (Xe+Zn)
Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2022 04:39 PM (+ya+t)
Ace knows his craft.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 12, 2022 04:40 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 12, 2022 04:40 PM (utMrO)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 12, 2022 04:35 PM (9ReR
We were talking past each other. I couldn't believe a Moron would not be familiar with the Bonnie Blue Flag, and did not realize you were trying to find an alternate meaning for the phrase.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2022 04:40 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Grimmy at January 12, 2022 04:34 PM (JCZqz)
I wonder if there would be a glass casket?
I guess it remains to be seen...
Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2022 04:40 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022
*
It's an inside joke.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 12, 2022
***
He should have knocked off with the coffin nails.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 04:40 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2022 04:39 PM (+ya+t)
When she passes, I may put my flag up in
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:40 PM (ynpvh)
@JakeSherman
44m
Biden tried to pop by mcconnells office but McConnell just told us they "did not connect"
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 12, 2022 04:41 PM (wmDcS)
_____________
If being very old and obviously impaired were impediments to becoming president, then Slow Joe Biden would never have won his astonishing, historic victory, with over 81 million votes!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at January 12, 2022 04:41 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2022 04:41 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: REDACTED at January 12, 2022 04:41 PM (us2H3)
***
Wait. HRC said this, or Amy Schumer? It doesn't sound like HRC would have the self-awareness. Amy might say it thinking it's funny.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 04:23 PM (txdEq)
Schumer.
Posted by: Liberty at January 12, 2022 04:41 PM (0Z3fJ)
Remember the posters name? I find it hard to believe a moron in good standing would say this.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 12, 2022 04:41 PM (kPB/6)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 12, 2022 04:41 PM (9sdp3)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2022 04:41 PM (k49Sx)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 12, 2022 04:40 PM (utMrO)
___
Name me anyone famous who is NOT rumored gay. And ex-presidents. I think every one of them is supposed to have been gay by now.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 12, 2022 04:41 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2022 04:41 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
It's an inside joke.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder
-------------------
Cutting wit.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 12, 2022 04:41 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 04:23 PM (txdEq)
Schumer.
Posted by: Liberty at January 12, 2022 04:41 PM (0Z3fJ)
Hillary said bread factory.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 12, 2022 04:42 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Mookie at January 12, 2022 04:36 PM (u+Y3T)
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Heh.
Out: Chelsea was sired by Web Hubbell.
In: Hillary was sired by George Soros.
Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 12, 2022 04:42 PM (O+xR1)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 12, 2022 04:42 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2022 04:41 PM (k49Sx)
Hold my Guinness!
Posted by: Paddy O'toole at January 12, 2022 04:43 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Mookie at January 12, 2022 04:36 PM (u+Y3T)
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Heh.
Out: Chelsea was sired by Web Hubbell.
In: Hillary was sired by George Soros.
Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 12, 2022 04:42 PM (O+xR1)
Why, for some reason, does that make me think of "The Omen"?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:43 PM (ynpvh)
@JakeSherman
44m
Biden tried to pop by mcconnells office but McConnell just told us they "did not connect"
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 12, 2022 04:41 PM (wmDcS)
=========
Man, this president sure does garner a lot of respect.
You know what would be awesome? If Congress respected the entire administrative state as much as they respected Biden and ruthlessly limited the executive's powers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 12, 2022 04:43 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 12, 2022 04:43 PM (O+xR1)
Posted by: Skip
I watched sponge brain walk from Marine 1 to the WH the Monday. He won't make it to June.
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 12, 2022 04:36 PM (GYllL)
The old footage Ace posted of him wandering around outside the White House is that of an elderly, befuddled, weak fogie.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 04:43 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 12, 2022 04:44 PM (njfCw)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 12, 2022 04:44 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 12, 2022 04:43 PM (LvTSG)
LOL, oh, oh, oh, I can't catch my breath... Oh, you're serious?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:44 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 12, 2022 04:44 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2022 04:41 PM (k49Sx)
My wife's Memorial was a celebration and God honoring.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 12, 2022 04:44 PM (0fWu6)
Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2022 04:44 PM (CYnTg)
Biden tried to pop by mcconnells office but McConnell just told us they "did not connect"
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 12, 2022 04:41 PM (wmDcS)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE, THEY ARE TALKING OF BIDEN AS IF HE IS STILL A SENTIENT BEING, AND NOBODY BUYS THAT ANYMORE.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 12, 2022 04:45 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Paddy O'toole at January 12, 2022 04:43 PM (axyOa)
That's a wake, not a funeral.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2022 04:45 PM (k49Sx)
Posted by: Skip
I watched sponge brain walk from Marine 1 to the WH the Monday. He won't make it to June.
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 12, 2022 04:36 PM (GYllL)
The old footage Ace posted of him wandering around outside the White House is that of an elderly, befuddled, weak fogie.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 04:43 PM (s2VJv)
Do they have to point him in the right direction first?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:45 PM (ynpvh)
All gay, all married to women.
Tony Richardson had kids with his wife.
Posted by: bonhomme
Yup.....they was all queer as a three dollar bill!
Posted by: Liberace
--------------------------------
Fags!
Posted by: paul lynde at January 12, 2022 04:45 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 12, 2022 04:45 PM (qNSqu)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 12, 2022 04:43 PM (LvTSG)
++++
And while we're in fantasy land, I'd like the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders to drop by and service me. The ones off duty can clean the house and bake some cookies and make sandwiches.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2022 04:45 PM (DU+/6)
Well, I have been known to go to a couple funerals of people who were complete and total assholes, kneel at that little thing in front of the casket, lean over and say lol sucks to be you.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 12, 2022 04:45 PM (VwHCD)
I don't believe this, but I'm sure a lot of Democrat Big Shots do, and they're banking on Bill to do the "right thing and croak.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 12, 2022 04:45 PM (mR6Gs)
All gay, all married to women.
Tony Richardson had kids with his wife.
Posted by: bonhomme
...a producer of Perry Mason, recalled Burr's talk of wives and children: "I know he was just putting on a show."
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 12, 2022 04:45 PM (GYllL)
Posted by: ace at January 12, 2022 04:45 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 12, 2022 04:45 PM (njfCw)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 12, 2022 04:44 PM (njfCw)
IT'S FUNNY, BECAUSE THIS IS MORE BELIEVABLE.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 12, 2022 04:46 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2022 04:46 PM (9Z9xw)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 12, 2022 04:46 PM (0fWu6)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 12, 2022
***
Just don't drop your phone in the casket. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 04:46 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2022 04:46 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Paddy O'toole at January 12, 2022 04:43 PM (axyOa)
That's a wake, not a funeral.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2022 04:45 PM (k49Sx)
Aye Lassie...the all kind of run together.
Posted by: Paddy O'toole at January 12, 2022 04:46 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 12, 2022 04:46 PM (o2MD2)
I don't believe this, but I'm sure a lot of Democrat Big Shots do, and they're banking on Bill to do the "right thing and croak.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 12, 2022 04:45 PM (mR6Gs)
Just like Epstein did.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:46 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2022 04:23 PM (DU+/6)
Lol, I remember that from a few years ago. We have the worst "elites". I would love to know his thought process. Josh Brolin, "My skunk hole is feeling kinda mopey. I know just the thing. He needs some shine!".
Posted by: Mishdog at January 12, 2022 04:47 PM (MCHZf)
https://is.gd/add4iq
Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2022 04:46 PM (9Z9xw)
Hiding behind Moo-chelle. How manly.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:47 PM (ynpvh)
You mean, put him in a cell with a gun and one bullet? Or just have him suicide via multiple bullets in the back of the head?
Posted by: Mookie at January 12, 2022 04:48 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 12, 2022 04:48 PM (mR6Gs)
If I get another flood, the wet towels are going to be tossed on the office doorstep with a note, "Just thought I'd share."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 04:48 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 12, 2022 04:46 PM (0fWu6)
Just go for the free candy.
They're bereavemints.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2022 04:48 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2022 04:48 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 12, 2022 04:44 PM (0fWu6)
I've never been to a religious funeral that wasn't God honoring, and they are often celebrations of the life of the loved one. I am sorry for your loss and glad that it was a celebration of her life and I'm guessing her faith. Funerals for white people-unless they're Pentecostal -tend to not have the choruses of "Amen" and "She gone home" and "Praise the Lord" that AA funerals have.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2022 04:48 PM (k49Sx)
Posted by: Mookie at January 12, 2022 04:48 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2022 04:49 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 12, 2022 04:46 PM (0fWu6)
Just go for the free candy.
They're bereavemints.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2022 04:48 PM (axyOa)
Coins in envelopes and candies are given after Chinese funerals.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:49 PM (ynpvh)
French also inadvertently reminded everyone that he was in fact a giant cock holster as well.
Posted by: Azathoth at January 12, 2022 04:49 PM (W3VUu)
Add a little something extra to his cock-tail.
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 12, 2022 04:49 PM (GYllL)
Posted by: Mookie at January 12, 2022 04:48 PM (u+Y3T)
The DNC could just hire a nymphomaniac to fuck him to death.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2022 04:49 PM (P3gRi)
You mean, put him in a cell with a gun and one bullet? Or just have him suicide via multiple bullets in the back of the head?
No, just die naturally. He looks like he already did.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 12, 2022 04:49 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Sphynx at January 12, 2022 04:49 PM (rXie1)
he may pull a LBJ, most likely will
but he aint going down as the first prezzy that resigns, unforced
that is sumptin you can take to the bank
Posted by: REDACTED at January 12, 2022 04:49 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Omar the Tent Maker at January 12, 2022 03:54 PM (PUsvy)Qq
I'm not sure if it's true, but I had read ( during the campaign) that her "pants suits" were actually made by Chanel!
Posted by: Chillin the most at January 12, 2022 04:50 PM (ZpuGY)
Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2022 04:50 PM (CYnTg)
Biden: my good friend Mitch, who I just called a racist yesterday, must be around here somewhere.
Posted by: WisRich at January 12, 2022 04:50 PM (G0vdT)
There is now a tradition in Portland of having the other gang light up the memorial service via a drive-by.
The cops estimate that one gang murder a few years ago has resulted in one hundred fifty retaliatory shootings, including shooting up a couple of memorial services.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 12, 2022 04:50 PM (I2/tG)
Add a little something extra to his cock-tail.
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 12, 2022 04:49 PM (GYllL)
ISWYDT
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:50 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Sphynx at January 12, 2022 04:50 PM (rXie1)
Do they have to point him in the right direction first?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:45 PM (ynpvh)
Yeah. And he was just shambling and shuffling all over the place.
Truly horrid.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 04:50 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: God at January 12, 2022 04:51 PM (acsaG)
Posted by: ace at January 12, 2022 04:45 PM (0G13K)
================
she has to be romantically involved with you before she puts any curses on you.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 12, 2022 04:51 PM (utMrO)
Biden: my good friend Mitch, who I just called a racist yesterday, must be around here somewhere.
Posted by: WisRich at January 12, 2022 04:50 PM (G0vdT)
Um, Joe, that was the kids section at Kohl's you were wandering about.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:51 PM (ynpvh)
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Knew a girl who went to a gang banger funeral/wake where a rival gang grabbed the casket and threw it in the street. West side of Chicago.
Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2022 04:51 PM (+ya+t)
I believe it.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 12, 2022 04:51 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Zombie Dick Nixon at January 12, 2022 04:51 PM (gMabG)
Posted by: Paco at January 12, 2022 04:51 PM (njExo)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 12, 2022 04:52 PM (acsaG)
*laughs*
Posted by: God at January 12, 2022 04:51 PM (acsaG)
But he'll still be voting long after he's gone.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:52 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2022 04:52 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 12, 2022 04:50 PM (I2/tG)
___
Is this really a bad thing though? Seriously. If these pieces of shit want to kill each other, who are we stop them.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 12, 2022 04:52 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 12, 2022 04:52 PM (Cgfkv)
Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2022 04:52 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 12, 2022 04:53 PM (FCAbp)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 12, 2022 04:53 PM (BFigT)
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Knew a girl who went to a gang banger funeral/wake where a rival gang grabbed the casket and threw it in the street. West side of Chicago.
Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2022 04:51 PM (+ya+t)
Did they take him for a drag?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:53 PM (ynpvh)
Who's the good Preezy? Who's the good boy? That's right, you are, you are! Treat? Sit, Preezy. Sit! Good Preezy!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 12, 2022 04:53 PM (njfCw)
Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2022 04:52 PM (CYnTg)
The other 10% he goes in head first.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:53 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 12, 2022 04:53 PM (FCAbp)
"No problemo!"
- - COVID 24
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 04:53 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 12, 2022 04:53 PM (FCAbp)
___
If you recall Biden spent his entire time in the basement and "won".
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 12, 2022 04:53 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 12, 2022 04:53 PM (Cgfkv)
Posted by: Paco at January 12, 2022 04:51 PM (njExo)
"Don't screw me over. I've already killed one unarmed white woman."
"Amateur."
Posted by: Wally at January 12, 2022 04:54 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 12, 2022 04:54 PM (C191H)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 12, 2022 04:54 PM (9sdp3)
****
Weekend at Shawty2Thrill's.
Posted by: Azathoth at January 12, 2022 04:54 PM (W3VUu)
Posted by: Ktgreat at January 12, 2022 04:54 PM (AD3JT)
Which means a human male had sex with her.
The world is a strange place sometimes.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 12, 2022 04:55 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2022 04:55 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 04:55 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: illiniwek at January 12, 2022 04:55 PM (Cus5s)
I have never been to one so I couldn't say. I was talking about people of faith who have been good and admired people . And I wouldn't call them exactly "light hearted". They mourned the loss but felt they were going to a better place.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2022 04:55 PM (k49Sx)
first vote the Turtle has is nuking the filly
yeah, I'm dreaming
Posted by: REDACTED at January 12, 2022 04:55 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 12, 2022 04:54 PM (9sdp3)
Well damn. No More "Take Me Home Tonight".
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:55 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Cosda at January 12, 2022 04:56 PM (KulQY)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 12, 2022 04:52 PM (OalnH)
You see the irony? We are the racists who want law and order and abolishing all the abortions. The Dems want no law and abortion on demand.
And who is being murdered? Who gets most of the abortions?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 12, 2022 04:56 PM (o2MD2)
you ought to hear Jessie Lee Peterson talk about that.
https://is.gd/bnxBxE
Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2022 04:56 PM (9Z9xw)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022
***
When Lilith took her hair down and actually smiled, she was hot.
Admittedly, she did that only like twice in 6-7 years of Cheers and Frasier.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 04:27 PM (txdEq)
Yes.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at January 12, 2022 04:56 PM (Hh3y4)
Which means a human male had sex with her.
The world is a strange place sometimes.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 12, 2022 04:55 PM (OalnH)
Turkey baster, IVF, used condom, C3PO...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:56 PM (ynpvh)
And who is being murdered? Who gets most of the abortions?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 12, 2022 04:56 PM (o2MD2)
==========
"The undesirables."
-RBG
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 12, 2022 04:56 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2022 04:56 PM (k49Sx)
Which means a human male had sex with her.
The world is a strange place sometimes.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 12, 2022 04:55 PM (OalnH)
I'm right here!
Posted by: Turkey Baster at January 12, 2022 04:56 PM (FJYfm)
-------------------------
I'm watching the Frasier right now where they get a doggie psychiatrist to treat a depressed Eddie.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 12, 2022 04:56 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 12, 2022 04:56 PM (HyiaG)
Posted by: REDACTED at January 12, 2022 04:57 PM (us2H3)
Other people get caught in the crossfire, though.
The Portland cops used to have a gang enforcement team, which specifically tried to stop retaliatory shootings. It was abolished for being racist, of course.
Now, if you are black, you are more likely to be murdered in Portland than in Baltimore, Chicago, or Los Angeles.
Mission accomplished!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 12, 2022 04:57 PM (I2/tG)
Hillary will have a chance if Bill croaks at just the right time.
I don't believe this, but I'm sure a lot of Democrat Big Shots do, and they're banking on Bill to do the "right thing and croak.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 12, 2022 04:45 PM (mR6Gs)
I was convinced that Das Frau would have Bill whacked in mid-October, just before the election. While I was obviously wrong, I'm also convinced that she was seriously thinking about it, but didn't think it was necessary because she was so well-loved by the American People.
She won't make the same mistake twice. If I were Bill, I'd file for divorce within 24 hours of her getting the nomination in 2024, just out of self-preservation.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 12, 2022 04:57 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2022 04:57 PM (2JoB8)
-------------------------
I'm watching the Frasier right now where they get a doggie psychiatrist to treat a depressed Eddie.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 12, 2022 04:56 PM (UHVv4)
Funniest, wittiest sit-com ever. My fave.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 04:57 PM (s2VJv)
Fen dear, you've never been to Irish wake?
Posted by: Omar the Tent Maker at January 12, 2022 04:58 PM (PUsvy)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 04:46 PM (txdEq)
Yikes that would suck. The last funeral I went to was for a guitar player I was in a band with years ago. I always have guitar picks in my pocket, so I figured I would place one on his arm near his wrist. Well the damn slid off and went down into the casket and made a small "clunk" sound, which surprised me because I thought it might be padded down there. My first instinct was to reach in and grab it, and leaned over to see if I could spot it, but I came to my senses and just grabbed another from my pocket.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 12, 2022 04:58 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 12, 2022 04:56 PM (UHVv4)
Funniest, wittiest sit-com ever. My fave.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 04:57 PM (s2VJv)
=========
*plans madcap family outing that leads to chaos in retribution*
-Malcom in the MIddle
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 12, 2022 04:58 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2022 04:56 PM (k49Sx)
I love the gangbanger giving a "stay in school" speech on the school bus in "Straight Outta Compton"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:58 PM (ynpvh)
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She didn't say but shooting up a funeral home where rivals are all together sounds pretty common in those neighborhoods.
Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2022 04:58 PM (+ya+t)
Which means a human male had sex with her.
The world is a strange place sometimes.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 12, 2022 04:55 PM (OalnH)
She had her kid a while ago, but I guess there is some documentary out now about her pregnancy.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 12, 2022 04:59 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 12, 2022 04:54 PM (9sdp3)
++++
Too bad. She had to have been getting up there in age.
The song that drove Brian Williams bonkers:
https://youtu.be/jSPpbOGnFgk
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2022 04:59 PM (DU+/6)
Since literally nothing has changed there in years, except management, I can only conclude this is one more cost of electing the junta.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 12, 2022 04:59 PM (utMrO)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Kaboom: fortified with vitamins and minerals
Elections: also fortified, iykwim
-- Marc Elias
Posted by: Hands at January 12, 2022 04:59 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 12, 2022 04:59 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 12, 2022 04:59 PM (+LCoQ)
Posted by: boynsea at January 12, 2022 04:59 PM (sshap)
Since literally nothing has changed there in years, except management, I can only conclude this is one more cost of electing the junta.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 12, 2022 04:59 PM (utMrO)
++++
We're approaching metastatic incompetence.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2022 04:59 PM (DU+/6)
https://bit.ly/3raK68F
"Back off, man. I'm a scientist."
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2022 05:00 PM (x980n)
____
It's most basic job is harassing honest people while letting Democrat donors go free. So fuck the IRS.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 12, 2022 05:00 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Omar the Tent Maker at January 12, 2022 04:58 PM (PUsvy)
As I pointed out, a wake is not the same as a Funeral mass.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2022 05:00 PM (k49Sx)
Since literally nothing has changed there in years, except management, I can only conclude this is one more cost of electing the junta.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 12, 2022 04:59 PM (utMrO)
++++
We're approaching metastatic incompetence.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2022 04:59 PM (DU+/6)
May this foreshadow widespread tax delinquency.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 12, 2022 05:00 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 12, 2022 05:00 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 12, 2022 04:59 PM (+LCoQ)
Well, for sure there is no nation. Not as it was. We're in a weird zombie undead state.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 05:00 PM (s2VJv)
Since literally nothing has changed there in years, except management, I can only conclude this is one more cost of electing the junta.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 12, 2022 04:59 PM (utMrO)
========
Oh, the federal government is getting billions in interest free loans because of "incompetent" IRS employees?
How awful for them, I guess.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 12, 2022 05:00 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 12, 2022 04:59 PM (+LCoQ)
Oh, there will be an "election". Exactly what that means will be determined later.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 05:01 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2022 04:59 PM (DU+/6)
we need to hire 40,000 more IRS Agents.
Posted by: Brandon at January 12, 2022 05:01 PM (PUsvy)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 12, 2022 05:01 PM (OalnH)
Trump will be 78. Just sayin what Hillary is thinking
Posted by: Marcus T at January 12, 2022 05:02 PM (acsaG)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 04:45 PM (ynpvh)
Yeah. And he was just shambling and shuffling all over the place.
Truly horrid.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022
***
My cat Chekov is in better cognitive shape than F. Joe. He has trouble walking, but boy, does he still know where the food bowl is.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 05:02 PM (txdEq)
https://bit.ly/3raK68F
"Back off, man. I'm a scientist."
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2022 05:00 PM (x980n)
Hurting international harmony, like a Coke commercial or something.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 05:02 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2022 05:02 PM (x980n)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 12, 2022 05:02 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Cheri at January 12, 2022 05:02 PM (oiNtH)
Since literally nothing has changed there in years, except management, I can only conclude this is one more cost of electing the junta.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 12, 2022 04:59 PM (utMrO)
++++
We're approaching metastatic incompetence.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2022 04:59 PM (DU+/6)
May this foreshadow widespread tax delinquency.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 12, 2022 05:00 PM (z5Vrg)
This is the IRS announcing that they'll be holding your overpayments extra long this year. But hey, it's not like it's your money, right?
Posted by: Wally at January 12, 2022 05:03 PM (FJYfm)
Since literally nothing has changed there in years, except management, I can only conclude this is one more cost of electing the junta.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 12, 2022 04:59 PM
The only people waiting on refunds are the people who do not pay taxes and get a welfare check from the IRS every year through EIC, child tax credits, etc. or the people who let the IRS fleece them for a year and get a refund of the taxes they paid.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 12, 2022 05:03 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 12, 2022 05:00 PM (z5Vrg)
++++
You can be sure anyone who owes get processed quite quickly indeed.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2022 05:03 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Cheri at January 12, 2022 05:02 PM (oiNtH)
Not to mention alledged murderer.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 05:03 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 05:04 PM (ynpvh)
Don't bother knockin' if you see the thread a rockin'!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2022 05:04 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2022 05:00 PM (k49Sx)
Oh, a Mass. I missed that....I need to find a rockin' priest for mine then. Wait to Baptists rock the mass?
Posted by: Brandon at January 12, 2022 05:04 PM (PUsvy)
Posted by: Marcus T
Tragic stroll into the tail rotor.
Posted by: Aviator at January 12, 2022 05:04 PM (HQ9Sl)
How awful for them, I guess.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 12, 2022 05:00 PM
The IRS pays the filer interest on delayed refunds. Short term rate + 3%
Posted by: Chuck C at January 12, 2022 05:04 PM (EughT)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 12, 2022 05:05 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 12, 2022 05:05 PM (utMrO)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 04:57 PM (s2VJv)
Absolutely. My wife and I watch the whole run of Frasier every 2 years. I bought all the DVDs 15 years ago, I'm afraid I'll burn them out soon.
Posted by: Mishdog at January 12, 2022 05:05 PM (MCHZf)
All gay, all married to women.
Tony Richardson had kids with his wife.
Posted by: bonhomme
Yup.....they was all queer as a three dollar bill!
Posted by: Liberace
--------------------------------
Fags!
Posted by: paul lynde at January 12, 2022 04:45 PM (UHVv4)
I know, right?
Posted by: Jm J. Bullock at January 12, 2022 05:06 PM (tHPxl)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 05:08 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 04:57 PM (s2VJv)
Absolutely. My wife and I watch the whole run of Frasier every 2 years. I bought all the DVDs 15 years ago, I'm afraid I'll burn them out soon.
Posted by: Mishdog at January 12, 2022 05:05 PM (MCHZf)
We watch 1-2 episodes every night. Momma, who hated TV except for Masterpiece Theater discovered the show in reruns when she couldn't sleep. "I can't understand how a show this well written is on regular TV!"
We bought her the DVD's each year for her birthday and I got them back when she passed.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022 05:08 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 12, 2022 05:04 PM (ynpvh)
I'm pretty sure that's a pr()nhub channel.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshol Shut In at January 12, 2022 05:09 PM (mZOHK)
Posted by: REDACTED at January 12, 2022 05:09 PM (us2H3)
g'early evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 12, 2022 05:10 PM (DUIap)
We bought her the DVD's each year for her birthday and I got them back when she passed.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2022
***
Even Miss Linda, who is bored by most comedy in TV or movies, liked Frasier. Of course it helped that the show had a cute dog.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 12, 2022 05:11 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Master Po at January 12, 2022 07:06 PM (2Ia/C)
She'll suck all of the campaign money out of the dems then unleash her dirty tricks squad on the other candidates.
She's unable to learn why she lost so she'll do it again.
Watch for a restart of the Clinton Global Initiative and that sweet, sweet graft money therein..
Posted by: Kamala at January 12, 2022 07:29 PM (ur/Uv)
Posted by: JB at January 12, 2022 10:22 PM (4ghPf)
Posted by: aelfheld at January 12, 2022 10:46 PM (Zy9Yy)
Hillary can to.
Posted by: RealityMan at January 13, 2022 07:21 AM (7NSrk)
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