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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (1/12/22)
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Quote I "To the engineer falls the work of creating from the dry bones of scientific fact the living body of industry. It is he whose intellect and direction bring to the world the comforts and necessities of daily need. Unlike the doctor, his is not the constant struggle to save the weak. Unlike the soldier, destruction is not his prime function. Unlike the lawyer, quarrels are not his daily bread. Engineering is the profession of creation and construction, of stimulation of human effort and accomplishment." Herbert Hoover
Quote II But two weeks and some 650 days into “flattening the curve,” I’m done. I don’t care what cable news is blaring on about these days: In this house, Covid is over. Bari Weiss
It's good meat for the base. The MSM isn't going to carry it. And Chuck U Schumer cannot be shamed.
Passionate. Driven. Soaring. Eloquent. Those are the words people use for amazing speeches. Speeches that stir the soul and fire the mind. And they are not the words for Sen. Tom Cotton’s speech about the filibuster today. The words you’d use for this? Genius. Incredible. Damning. And of course: Will be ignored by CNN and the rest of the media. It consists entirely of Chuck Schumer’s past remarks about the filibuster. And it is, to choose one perfect word: DEVASTATING.
Of course it can.
Cannabis could treat and prevent emerging Covid-19 variants Scientists have discovered a way to treat Covid-19 infections and the answer seems to be an unusual one — marijuana. Researchers have found that cannabis contains compounds that can prevent infection from the Covid-19 virus by blocking its entry into cells. A study by scientists found that two acids, commonly found in hemp varieties of cannabis, cannabigerolic acid (CBGA) and cannabidiolic acid (CBDA) can bind to the spike protein of SARS-CoV-2, the virus that causes Covid-19.Don't the munchies add to obesity?
Perhaps the old phrase, "Throw a way the key" should make a come back.New Mexico Jail Forced Into Lockdown After Cyberattack Incapacitates Cameras, Doors
A cyberattack has left an Albuquerque area jail without access to its camera feeds, databases, or automated doors. A suspected ransomware attack in New Mexico has incapacitated services for an entire county, including the local jail—which frighteningly lost access to its camera feeds, facility databases, and automated doors. Bernalillo County, which is the most populous in the state and includes its largest city, Albuquerque, was thrown into chaos last week when the cyberattack hobbled services across the government. The attack, which took place on Jan. 5, forced the closure of county offices, threatened databases, and caused major problems for the processing of everything from local property deals to marriage licenses, all of which rely on the county’s network.
RIP Ronnie Spector.
Ronnie Spector, who sang some of the greatest songs of the '60s and was referred to as the original "bad girl of rock 'n' roll," has died. She was 78 and fought a short battle with cancer. A statement released to Spector's social media pages and website reads: "Our beloved earth angel, Ronnie, peacefully left this world today after a brief battle with cancer. She was with family and in the arms of her husband, Jonathan. Ronnie lived her life with a twinkle in her eye, a spunky attitude, a wicked sense of humor and a smile on her face. She was filled with love and gratitude. Her joyful sound, playful nature and magical presence will live on in all who knew, heard or saw her."
Buy a ‘Swiss Village’ Near a Canadian Rockies Ski Town for $2.3 Million
In 2021, a piece of Canadian mountain history went up for sale — six pieces of it, to be exact. But the listing set off alarms among local historical preservationists. Sick of the ski lodge? Now, you can buy the six Swiss chalet-style houses of the Edelweiss Village in the Canadian Rockies. The six homes housed a retinue of world-class Swiss alpinists who climbed and guided prolifically in the area in the early 1900s.
Hopefully Twitter is next.
ON TUESDAY, FEDERAL judge James E. Boasberg ruled that the Federal Trade Commission’s effort to break up Facebook could move forward. The case itself is far from decided. But by blessing the FTC’s theory that a monopoly can harm consumers even when its product is free, the judge has signaled that Facebook—and other tech platforms—are not invincible. It’s a big turnaround from last summer. In June, Boasberg, a judge on the United States District Court for the District of Columbia, granted Facebook’s motion to dismiss the case. (The company has since rebranded itself as Meta Platforms, but Facebook remains the named defendant.) The problem, he held, was that the FTC—which is seeking to reverse Facebook’s acquisitions of Instagram and WhatsApp—hadn’t provided any evidence that the company was a monopoly. But in that same ruling, Boasberg gave a clear blueprint for how to revive the case. All the government had to do was provide evidence that Facebook has a dominant share of the social networking market.
Cancer patients are missing out on precious “survival time”, suffering from treatable pain, and experiencing mental anguish while waiting longer than recommended for radiation oncology treatment at all but one of New Zealand’s public hospitals, experts say. In some cases, a person’s cancer had grown so much while they waited for treatment that they had to have surgery instead, radiation oncologist and Royal Australian and New Zealand College of Radiologists (RANZCR) fellow Dr Shaun Costello said.
I really don't think our armed forces needs Brandon Scott Price.
A Kentucky judge this month gave a man charged convicted of sexual assault a perplexing choice: join the military or go to jail. Judge Thomas Wingate handed down a 12-month sentence suspended for two years to Brandon Scott Price for second-degree sexual assault, a Class A misdemeanor. If the 28-year-old were to enlist in the military in the next month, however, Wingate would apparently overturn any jail time, according to Frankfort, Kentucky’s State Journal newspaper. “If you don’t enroll in 30 days, you can report to the Franklin County Regional Jail,” Wingate said. “You are under the gun, young man. You gotta do it.”
Let me help you take your mind off the empty shelves and inflation due to Mush Mouth, Resident of the White House.
Terror fears: Data shows that DHS cannot account for nearly 50K migrants released into the U.S. interior WASHINGTON, D.C.- According to a report from Breitbart News, data released by the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) show that more than 50,000 migrants released by the agency with instructions to report to Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) once at their desired United States location, have failed to do so. The Notice to Report (NTR) process was implemented to help the Border Patrol ease detention facility overcrowding in 2021.
On occasion The ONT is brought to you by marketing stunts that have gone wrong. Here are a number of them.
Call me old fashion. But the Fabulous Mrs. Mis. Hum. and I do wonderfully well with pen and paper and old fashioned menus and shopping lists.
The Best Meal-Planning Apps, Because You’re Sick of Doing It Yourself
The time has come to hand the responsibility of planning all these endless meals over to an app.
Born on this day: 12 Jan 1946
American musician, composer, singer and producer George Duke. He released over thirty solo albums, of which A Brazilian Love Affair from 1980 was his most popular. Duke worked with other musicians, particularly Frank Zappa and also appeared on Michael Jackson's Off The Wall album. He died on August 5, 2013 aged 67.via thisdayinmusic.com
On this day: 12 Jan 1969
Led Zeppelin's debut album was released in the UK. Recorded at Olympic Studios in Barnes, London, the album took only about 36 hours of studio time to complete at a cost of just £1,782, most of the tracks being recorded 'live' in the studio with very few overdubs. The album spent a total of 71 weeks on the UK chart. via thisdayinmusic.com
I guess dining in tonight is out of the question. Genius Award Winner.
A Metropolis woman was arrested after throwing a crockpot during a domestic disturbance last week. Metropolis Police said they were called to the Spence Apartments and saw 20-year-old Hailey M. Dummitt of Metropolis get into a parked car as they arrived.
Some kids got some nice Christmas presents. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
Yesterday, I saw a headline that caught my eye, which said that basketball legend Shaquille O’Neill, in his effort to make sure kids get “good toys” for Christmas, said that he bought 1,000 Nintendo Switches and PS5s for local kids in Georgia. Digging into it further, and listening to the exact quote on Gary Vee’s podcast, here’s what he said: “I called you know, my friend from Nintendo Switch. Ordered about 1,000 Switches and 1,000 PS5s. I went to Walmart and got bikes. So you know yesterday, at this little elementary school in McDonough Georgia, kids were crying, kids were happy. And that’s what it’s all about.”
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: mindful webworker - slowly go the days... at January 12, 2022 10:01 PM (yqFBR)
Posted by: Zettai at January 12, 2022 10:01 PM (eWH9R)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 12, 2022 10:01 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Doof at January 12, 2022 10:01 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 12, 2022 10:01 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 12, 2022 10:01 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Zettai at January 12, 2022 10:01 PM (eWH9R)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 12, 2022 10:01 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 12, 2022 10:02 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at January 12, 2022 10:02 PM (5cL3e)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at January 12, 2022 10:02 PM (nHzHV)
Posted by: Doof at January 12, 2022 10:02 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: IanDeal at January 12, 2022 10:02 PM (nzV7Y)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2022 10:02 PM (9Z9xw)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at January 12, 2022 10:03 PM (nHzHV)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 12, 2022 10:03 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Sandy at January 12, 2022 10:03 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 12, 2022 10:03 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 12, 2022 10:04 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2022 10:04 PM (9Z9xw)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 12, 2022 10:04 PM (sJHOI)
Led Zeppelin's debut album was released in the UK.
Outstanding album! Gets better with every listen.
Posted by: Doof at January 12, 2022 10:04 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 12, 2022 10:04 PM (I2/tG)
Is that that volcanic lake in oregon? Crater Lake? (Seems like there should be 100 'Crater Lakes'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 10:04 PM (f4mjo)
Posted by: wing at January 12, 2022 10:05 PM (PlW9M)
Posted by: exdem13 at January 12, 2022 10:05 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 10:05 PM (f4mjo)
Good evening lovely night walkers...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 12, 2022 10:06 PM (DKhCP)
"I went to a ballgame and a riot broke out!"
Posted by: Tonypete at January 12, 2022 10:06 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 10:06 PM (ldAZg)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 12, 2022 10:06 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Doof at January 12, 2022 10:02 PM (mZUr4)
Nope.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 12, 2022 10:03 PM (aA3+G)
Pretty sneaky. Your "Posted by" line was definitely in italics for a while. I think you just did the equivalent of blaming the dog for a fart
Posted by: Doof at January 12, 2022 10:07 PM (mZUr4)
You didn't focus your intellect on the issue when you had the chance in early 2020. You bought into your partisan politics and your worship of the elites and all the other baggage that stupid people bring to our current mess.
Your sea change is too little and too late.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 12, 2022 10:07 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 12, 2022 10:07 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: exdem13 at January 12, 2022 10:07 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 12, 2022 10:07 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: CppThis at January 12, 2022 10:08 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 10:06 PM (ldAZg)
Come on Anna, we no longer expect integrity anywhere else in the feral gummint, why should the military be the exception?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 12, 2022 10:08 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 10:08 PM (f4mjo)
Posted by: Doof at January 12, 2022 10:07 PM (mZUr4
I regularly have formatting errors. And it's not barrel worthy. I know, because I'm a cob.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 12, 2022 10:08 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: davidt at January 12, 2022 10:09 PM (tMeC9)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 12, 2022 10:09 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 10:09 PM (ldAZg)
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 12, 2022 10:09 PM (/bKbU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 12, 2022 10:08 PM (aA3+G)
And that's not all, you're a cob with a dental plan...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 12, 2022 10:09 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Tiny Tom Thumb at January 12, 2022 10:10 PM (snngm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 10:10 PM (f4mjo)
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 12, 2022 10:10 PM (/bKbU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 10:10 PM (f4mjo)
That's not saying much.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 12, 2022 10:10 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 12, 2022 10:10 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 10:11 PM (ldAZg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 10:09 PM (ldAZg)
Sad that his actions are so far out of the norm that we notice and admire them, but yes "Good on Shaq!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 12, 2022 10:11 PM (hOUT3)
From the Daily Mail:
Hamas claims it has captured an 'Israeli spy dolphin equipped with weapons and capable of assassinating its fighters' off of Gaza
Posted by: Hamas! at January 12, 2022 10:11 PM (I2/tG)
"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." - Mr. Carlson
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 10:12 PM (ldAZg)
Fucknut. Agreed with Anna.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 10:12 PM (f4mjo)
Posted by: Tiny Tom Thumb
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I am *not* drawing a straw.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2022 10:12 PM (4Vkwh)
And meanwhile, the relentless snipe hunt for "white supremacists" continues.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 12, 2022 10:12 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: exdem13 at January 12, 2022 10:12 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 12, 2022 10:10 PM (aA3+G)
Maybe not 'Upper class'. Althouse would probably say she is the upper class ann althouse.
Ethnic?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 10:12 PM (f4mjo)
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Is there any proof of this?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - lin-duh, sorry it took so long, look in the comments for the liquid at January 12, 2022 10:13 PM (FL2DL)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 12, 2022 10:13 PM (FCAbp)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Not today I think
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 12, 2022 10:13 PM (lCui1)
Posted by: buzzion at January 12, 2022 10:14 PM (vMCab)
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Wait, were they vaccinated?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - lin-duh, sorry it took so long, look in the comments for the liquid at January 12, 2022 10:14 PM (FL2DL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 10:06 PM
You assume my intent is to help him, not to weaken the military.
Posted by: Stupid Twat Judge at January 12, 2022 10:14 PM (RkC6l)
Posted by: DB at January 12, 2022 10:15 PM (geLO8)
So you aren't among those people who have those meal kits delivered to your home? There are people out there who need a Betty Crocker cookbook.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 12, 2022 10:15 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: davidt at January 12, 2022 10:15 PM (tMeC9)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 10:15 PM (ldAZg)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - lin-duh, sorry it took so long, look in the comments for the liquid at January 12, 2022 10:13 PM (FL2DL)
I think it's in the same vein as "jobs created or saved"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 12, 2022 10:15 PM (6FeV1)
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I thought that in the old days (pre-Peanut) it was the wild boys convicted of misdemeanors who got to make the choice, not convicted felons. Isn't a felony supposed to disbar a person from military service?
Posted by: exdem13 at January 12, 2022 10:15 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Cicero
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Narragansett...the soap really compliments the beer.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2022 10:15 PM (4Vkwh)
Posted by: CppThis at January 12, 2022 10:15 PM (UewuT)
This is bullshit.
It's more like 50 million.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 12, 2022 10:15 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: buzzion at January 12, 2022 10:14 PM (vMCab)
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The instructions say you should use light beer.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 12, 2022 10:15 PM (VxC1e)
That photo up top is spectacular. That island seems so lonely and yet so proud.
I guess I'm old fashioned too... I prefer my lists in handwritten form.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at January 12, 2022 10:15 PM (Yaym4)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 12, 2022 10:15 PM (+lVUW)d
No meal kits delivered. Although a friend of mine turned me onto Henry's House of Coffee in San Francisco. Damn fine coffee.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 12, 2022 10:16 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: davidt at January 12, 2022 10:15 PM (tMeC9)
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He's not the only one.
Posted by: Bob at the NSA at January 12, 2022 10:16 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 12, 2022 10:15 PM (VxC1e
Electricity and water do not mix!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 12, 2022 10:16 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: davidt
Yeah his last post in last night's ONT said they think it's Bell's Palsy but they were keeping him for 24 hours coz his blood pressure was high
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 12, 2022 10:16 PM (lCui1)
*pours bourbon*
Cheers, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 12, 2022 10:17 PM (QzJWU)
Should I buy another pickup instead?
Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2022 10:17 PM (ZMraq)
And if the military is scraping the barrel, don't think even the Army would accept such a guy.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 10:17 PM (ldAZg)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 12, 2022 10:17 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at January 12, 2022 10:15 PM (Yaym4)
Me too. On clay tablets.
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 12, 2022 10:17 PM (/bKbU)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 12, 2022 10:17 PM (KbCG3)
2.3 million? We could get jwest and Joe Xiden to finance out of the spare change in their couch cushions.
I think that town is not big enough for all of us, if you know what I am saying. Banhammer in person is what? Stocks? Pillory? Oubliette?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 10:18 PM (f4mjo)
Posted by: exdem13 at January 12, 2022 10:18 PM (W+kMI)
This is where it will get interesting. Facehole could have this thrown out pretty easily, but they'd have to publicly state what is patently obvious but what so many people choose not to believe. Facebook "users" are not Facebook's customers. They are Facebook's product. Facebook's customers are advertising firms.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at January 12, 2022 10:18 PM (lNHqD)
I was playing the radio, but my bird had eyes only for me. She stared at me the whole time, as if to confirm that this bizarre endless journey was all right, because I was with her.
The only exception was the two times that "Be My Little Baby" came on the radio. She stared at the radio for the whole song, making happy little peeping noises.
RIP Ronnie.
Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2022 10:18 PM (PQ4Fz)
National health care, what can go wrong? 'Extraordinarily distressing': Cancer patients forced to wait months for treatment
My impression is that national health care may work all right if you just have sniffles or piles, but if it's anything more serious you're SOL.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2022 10:18 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 10:19 PM (f4mjo)
Should I buy another pickup instead?
Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2022 10:17 PM (ZMraq
Sounds like a massive headache in the making. Rust doesn't sleep.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 12, 2022 10:19 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2022 10:19 PM (9Z9xw)
Posted by: DB at January 12, 2022 10:19 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: MikeN at January 12, 2022 10:19 PM (RG/KJ)
Thanks for asking.
You meet the nicest people in the ER.
Some need a bath, but, other than that... s/
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 12, 2022 10:19 PM (jTmQV)
https://bit.ly/3tpbZwq
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2022 10:19 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 12, 2022 10:20 PM (DKhCP)
Posted by: MikeN at January 12, 2022 10:19 PM (RG/KJ)
Bullshit.
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 12, 2022 10:20 PM (/bKbU)
2.3 million? We could get jwest and Joe Xiden to finance out of the spare change in their couch cushions.
I think that town is not big enough for all of us, if you know what I am saying. Banhammer in person is what? Stocks? Pillory? Oubliette?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 10:18 PM (f4mjo)
Oh no, Mr. Moo Moo could be a possible suitor.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 12, 2022 10:20 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Muad'dib
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I've always suspected that many on the cave drawings are actually shopping lists.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2022 10:21 PM (uzXYw)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 12, 2022 10:21 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 10:21 PM (ldAZg)
MisHum, you can be awfully crafty sometimes....
Very nice, though....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 12, 2022 10:20 PM (DKhCP)
George Duke played in his band for a long time. Just had to.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 12, 2022 10:21 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 10:21 PM (f4mjo)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2022 10:21 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: Azjaeger at January 12, 2022 10:21 PM (3/XaG)
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Whole bunch of variables in that discussion. Price, how it will be used, where it will be driven, etc.
If it's cheap enough and you're just going to drive it into the ground on salty roads, sure, why not. But if you intend to keep it for any amount of time it might be worth reconsidering. Frame rust especially would be my clear line of "nope" unless they were almost giving it away, and even then I'd think twice about it because the metal can no longer act the way it's supposed to in a wreck.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - lin-duh, sorry it took so long, look in the comments for the liquid at January 12, 2022 10:22 PM (FL2DL)
I just did one of those tonight for the weekend of cooking. Old ways are best.
Posted by: Infidel at January 12, 2022 10:22 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 12, 2022 10:22 PM (4I/2K)
they wanna give it some Indian name no one's ever heard of
Posted by: DB at January 12, 2022 10:22 PM (geLO8)
I own a 10mm pistol.
I can't imagine passing a round thru my gentles.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 12, 2022 10:22 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2022 10:22 PM (9Z9xw)
they wanna give it some Indian name no one's ever heard of
Posted by: DB at January 12, 2022 10:22 PM (geLO
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Two Dogs Fucking Peak?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 12, 2022 10:23 PM (VxC1e)
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The Nazis had the Dirlewanger Brigade of convicted sex offenders and other sociopaths because there are some things a regular sociopath Nazi won't do.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirlewanger_Brigade
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 12, 2022 10:23 PM (FVME7)
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There is a certain bare-bones power to the first album that really showed what they were about to do to rock and roll. No fancy tricks, no layering, no "wall of sound", just four dudes, their instruments, and their desire to rock it out. Now, I started with album #4 and worked backwards, to get #1 first. But there was some good stuff in #1 that showed the might of #4 wasn't a fluke, it was the product of a lot of playing and a lot of power.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 12, 2022 10:23 PM (W+kMI)
I own a 10mm pistol.
I can't imagine passing a round thru my gentles.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 12, 2022 10:22 PM (jTmQV)
10mm would not come out on it's own. One I had was 4.5mm (confirmed when I measured after passing it.) The ER doc at the time that it was an edge case on whether it would come out on it's own.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 10:23 PM (f4mjo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 10:24 PM (f4mjo)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 12, 2022 10:24 PM (CAJOC)
Not reading the Wiki but going from memory. They operated in the Baltic states. Really evil dudes whom the SS used as rape and execution squads.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 10:25 PM (ldAZg)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 12, 2022 10:25 PM (Xrfse)
Her Majesty says that the damage from some Karen scraping down the side of the RV while HM was pumping gas hasn't limited access to any of the lower compartments.
Apparently Karen was so abusive to HM that store security called police, who called a backup. Of course, they sided with HM, who was later swapping dog pictures with them.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2022 10:25 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: exdem13 at January 12, 2022 10:07 PM (W+kMI)
In the past he's talked about the man who married his mother and was a father to him. He is the man he is today because his stepfather cared about him.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 12, 2022 10:25 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Infidel at January 12, 2022 10:25 PM (qpolg)
Some need a bath, but, other than that... s/
Posted by: gourmand du jour
My Mom worked L&D for 40 years. Sometimes, the women that showed up in active labor were so filthy that she'd send them down to the ER to be hosed off so that they wouldn't contaminate the delivery room.
Get that nasty thing off of my floor!
Posted by: Tonypete at January 12, 2022 10:26 PM (mD/uy)
My impression is that national health care may work all right if you just have sniffles or piles, but if it's anything more serious you're SOL.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2022 10:18 PM (/U27+)
Remember when people using veterinarian meds was a reason for National Health Care and not, like today, because of it?
Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2022 10:26 PM (ZMraq)
Golden is on the Columbia River. Head west on Highway 1, you cross a high pass (Rogers Pass) in the Purcell Mountains, and ultimately arrive at the town of Revelstoke, which is on...the Columbia River.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2022 10:26 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 12, 2022 10:26 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 10:24 PM (f4mjo)
In plumber's language that's a sewer lateral.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 12, 2022 10:26 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Miklos the Last at January 12, 2022 10:26 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 10:26 PM (ldAZg)
Should I buy another pickup instead?
Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2022 10:17 PM (ZMraq
Dunno. I bought a '11 Ranger last year. It's not unibody, right? Wife had an 02 Cavalier that was pristine, but broke it's unibody on a curb mishap in the ice. Unreal.
If the Ranger (our Ranger?) has a frame, I'd buy it... but first maybe have it inspected by a competent mechanic.
Posted by: MkY at January 12, 2022 10:27 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 12, 2022 10:27 PM (DKhCP)
Posted by: Infidel at January 12, 2022 10:25 PM (qpolg)
Get one of those faux fur blankets. Warm as heck and feel nice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 10:27 PM (f4mjo)
Hadrian, glad HM and the pups are OK!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 12, 2022 10:28 PM (hOUT3)
Do not accept the Karen coming over to help care for the dogs if the judge wants to give her community service.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 10:28 PM (ldAZg)
Posted by: exdem13 at January 12, 2022 10:28 PM (W+kMI)
That's why he was "the Great."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 12, 2022 10:28 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: davidt at January 12, 2022 10:28 PM (tMeC9)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 12, 2022 10:28 PM (SchxB)
Army: Please Join, We'll Pay You $50,000
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It doesn't actually say you have to be a pervert but I think it's implied.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 12, 2022 10:29 PM (FVME7)
Has anyone reported cause of death for Bob Saget yet?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 12, 2022 10:24 PM (CAJOC)
I saw a news link on a radio station's website this afternoon referencing a "sudden medical emergency" but didn't read the article. Call me cynical but I'm wondering if this is gonna be some sort of cover-up. Really quick to tell us it's not drugs or foul play, but not so quick to tell us any possible causes.
Posted by: CppThis at January 12, 2022 10:29 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Infidel at January 12, 2022 10:25 PM (qpolg)
The Snuggie(TM)
Posted by: As Seen On Tv at January 12, 2022 10:29 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 12, 2022 10:30 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 12, 2022 10:30 PM (9ReR8)
Posted by: MkY at January 12, 2022 10:30 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: CppThis at January 12, 2022 10:29 PM (UewuT)
All the news you NEED to know, comrade!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 12, 2022 10:30 PM (hOUT3)
Not reading the Wiki but going from memory. They operated in the Baltic states. Really evil dudes whom the SS used as rape and execution squads.
Posted by: Anna Puma
Also suppression of the Warsaw Ghetto.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 12, 2022 10:30 PM (FVME7)
Hypothetically speaking, a former federal employee can compete for what is known as merit promotion. In other words, they can get their old job back or something similar. It is most definitely not guaranteed, but there are procedures in place for this, especially with veterans preference. It looks like a lot of moving parts to this. One, thre needs to be a vacancy, and it would help to have someone on the inside, maybe a union steward, or possibly some kind of (attorney?) somebody who has done this before.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 12, 2022 10:31 PM (1lhwM)
> Loudoun schools rapist put on sexual offender registry for life after judge says he had one of the most disturbing psychological evaluations she'd ever seen, and the court heard that there is also a third victim.
A Tranny who is a rapist is fucked in the head? Shocker.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2022 10:31 PM (i0wNm)
>>Never vaxxed. Never Covid. And I spend 40hrs/week working in a covid cesspit.
It's been circulating in the population for over two years...
Everyone's been exposed to it by now.
Some people are asymptomatic, some people have had it to such a mild extent that it was probably believed to be an CLI or the sniffles or something else.
My grandsons' daycare was just shut down for 14 days because a mom Karen just had to get here asymptomatic kid tested because the omnicron is stalking the land, popped positive.
Again, he has no symptoms.
It's really, really getting stupid out there.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 12, 2022 10:31 PM (wj03l)
I don't think they had the teen boy that helped the young woman in the homecoming story, but a very cute little girl and family thanking the woman, so some extra good feelz. Every once in a while there is some bit of good in the mound of covid fear porn and socialist propaganda they spew.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 12, 2022 10:31 PM (3cGpq)
The Nazis had the Dirlewanger Brigade of convicted sex offenders and other sociopaths because there are some things a regular sociopath Nazi won't do.
Don't think that just because we're in the United States the government couldn't whistle up one or more Dirlewanger Brigades without any fuss, muss or bother. Democratic mayors accommodate gangs regularly. And there are some things the Mafia won't do.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2022 10:31 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Aetius451A
Yeah, I saw those. I was hoping for the real thing.
Posted by: Infidel at January 12, 2022 10:32 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 10:32 PM (ldAZg)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2022 10:31 PM (i0wNm)
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This is going to smash some stereotypes.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 12, 2022 10:33 PM (VxC1e)
Fucknut. Agreed with Anna.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 10:12 PM (f4mjo)
Yeah, a lot of jails have had issues involving male guards and female inmates. This guard broke the rules when he took her himself. Apparently intentionally. Just what the military needs.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 12, 2022 10:33 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 10:32 PM (ldAZg)
For the cool smoking boiling effect?
Posted by: buzzion at January 12, 2022 10:33 PM (vMCab)
We're in our third year of teh stoopid. The nightmare continues.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 12, 2022 10:34 PM (Xrfse)
Do not accept the Karen coming over to help care for the dogs if the judge wants to give her community service.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 10:28 PM (ldAZg)
Karen thought she could bluff Her Majesty. HM never bluffs; she called store security then refused to talk to the stupid bint.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2022 10:34 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Infidel at January 12, 2022 10:32 PM (qpolg)
Hudson Bay Point blankets.
They are really nice!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 12, 2022 10:34 PM (Q9lwr)
A Tranny who is a rapist is fucked in the head? Shocker.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2022 10:31 PM (i0wNm)
That she thought it was remarkable is what is known as a tell. Jeez.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 10:34 PM (f4mjo)
Should I buy another pickup instead?
Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2022 10:17 PM (ZMraq)
If it's light surface rust, no biggie. Heavy scale, and signs of body perforation? Pass. Consider shopping for vehicles up in Redmond or Bend, and points east.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2022 10:34 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 12, 2022 10:31 PM
What's "CLI"?
Posted by: Zettai at January 12, 2022 10:35 PM (5VBaJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 10:35 PM (ldAZg)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 12, 2022 10:35 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Infidel at January 12, 2022 10:32 PM (qpolg)
Kill a bear. I think Mike Hammer has one around his place.
Might even let you borrow a gun.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 10:35 PM (f4mjo)
Hudson Bay Point blankets.
They are really nice!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 12, 2022 10:34 PM (Q9lwr)
With and without smallpox!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2022 10:35 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Crusader at January 12, 2022 10:36 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 12, 2022 10:36 PM (DKhCP)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 12, 2022 10:35 PM (4I/2K)
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You take regular nitrogen and make it very cold.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 12, 2022 10:36 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 12, 2022 10:36 PM (SchxB)
Should I buy another pickup instead?
Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2022 10:17 PM (ZMraq
purty shore , dont buy a truck wid more than 1 frame
purtyshore
Posted by: REDACTED at January 12, 2022 10:37 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 12, 2022 10:36 PM (VxC1e)
You must be a scientist!
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 12, 2022 10:37 PM (4I/2K)
Where does one even get liquid nitrogen?
You'd have to get it from an industrial gas supplier. It comes in a huge Dewar, which weighs a ton.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2022 10:37 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - lin-duh, sorry it took so long, look in the comments for the liquid at January 12, 2022 10:37 PM (FL2DL)
Posted by: DB at January 12, 2022 10:37 PM (geLO8)
>>We're in our third year of teh stoopid. The nightmare continues.
Sure, but at some point you reach an inflection point and it becomes unbearable.
I'm having to restrain myself from choking people to death.
Sometimes I catch myself blurting out randomly, the words, "stab them to death."
They are literally driving everybody mad.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 12, 2022 10:38 PM (wj03l)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2022 10:38 PM (9Z9xw)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 12, 2022 10:37 PM (4I/2K)
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Let's just say I know my way around a bunsen burner.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 12, 2022 10:38 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: DB at January 12, 2022 10:22 PM (geLO
Yeah. Like that would ever happen.
Posted by: Mt. McKinley at January 12, 2022 10:39 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2022 10:37 PM (/U27+)
I'm talking nitrogen, not a fine blended scotch whisky.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 12, 2022 10:39 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Zettai at January 12, 2022 10:39 PM (5VBaJ)
They sell throws at the Pendleton.com site. Not cheap but they are real...
Posted by: lin-duh at January 12, 2022 10:39 PM (UUBmN)
Drats.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2022 10:38 PM (9Z9xw)
She get to know you
She goin' to own you
Kentucky woman
Posted by: Neil Diamond at January 12, 2022 10:39 PM (f4mjo)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 12, 2022 10:40 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 12, 2022 10:40 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2022 10:31 PM (/U27+)
Have we all forgotten the subhuman filth that Rittenhouse dispatched? You want American Dirlewanger, there ya go, right there.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 12, 2022 10:40 PM (6FeV1)
"I went to a ballgame and a riot broke out!"
Posted by: Tonypete at January 12, 2022 10:06 PM (mD/uy)
...and I was there, with five other friends. We were this close
***makes thumb and forefinger pinch***
to running on the field after Billy and his boys rushed the outfield to "save" his outfielder from thrown debris.
Quite a night...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 12, 2022 10:40 PM (BgMrQ)
I'm told that they shine with their own kind of light. Can neither confirm nor deny.
Posted by: Oddbob at January 12, 2022 10:40 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 10:40 PM (f4mjo)
Posted by: a dude in MI at January 12, 2022 10:40 PM (+I6Y/)
This looks like a Zappa cover group he put together.
Totally awesome.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 12, 2022 10:40 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Zettai at January 12, 2022 10:39 PM (5VBaJ)
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A truckload of Fizzies is best.
Posted by: Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman at January 12, 2022 10:40 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 12, 2022 10:16 PM (lCui1)
One of my brothers had an episode of Bell's Palsy. Scared the crap out of him and his wife. They thought he'd had a stroke. There were no lasting symptoms.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 12, 2022 10:41 PM (+lVUW)
If you don't want to spend and arm and a leg, Pendleton makes lovely blankets that are less than half the price of Hudson Point.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 10:41 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 12, 2022 10:40 PM (6FeV1)
Definitely candidates. Hell, throw in Littlefinger the prosecutor.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 10:41 PM (f4mjo)
Hudson Bay "point" blanket. Yeah, they are good, and have always been a little spendy. Those are one of those things that for most people, would be ideally found for ten bucks at a yard sale. Wool Blankets are kind of trendy again, and have been for a while so that probably has put some pressure on prices. In a way, anything that has "real" value has seen a resurgence in demand, at least under the radar, for a while now.
Check out the prices (for example) on Anvils. You know, those heavy steel blacksmith articles. Old school good quality anvils are well over a thousand bucks on the open market. Beats stubbing yer toe over it in the garage if you have one, it's worth some coin to the right person.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 12, 2022 10:41 PM (1lhwM)
anyway, I think my biggest problem, aside from distractions, is that I sit one way...that one way is not compatible with where my monitor is. I'm like, if I could rest my head at a normal angle relative to my body, and still use a keyboard, this sounds mazeballs. I'd have like an Imax of screens in front of me.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 12, 2022 10:42 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 12, 2022 10:42 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Tiny Tom Thumb at January 12, 2022 10:10 PM (snngm)
How is Clyde?
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 12, 2022 10:42 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Javems at January 12, 2022 10:42 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: davidt at January 12, 2022 10:42 PM (tMeC9)
A CLI is shorthand for "cold like illness" vs an ILI which is an "Influenza Like Illness"
The CDC has since muddied the waters and adopted CLI to indicate a COVID like illness as well.
Again, these assholes are destroying as much of the normal order as they can.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 12, 2022 10:43 PM (wj03l)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 12, 2022 10:39 PM (UUBmN)
And spectacular?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 12, 2022 10:43 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 12, 2022 10:43 PM (FCAbp)
Took 2nd daughter to the post office to mail out her paracord bracelet service project (shout out to Operation Gratitude).
Anyway, we brought tape and scissors, since the mail back label had to be cut out and attached to the priority box (and we didn't know how big the box was).
Later-middle aged Caucasian lady came up and actually asked me a question - were the tape and scissors USPS's? I said no, but she could borrow them, and after declining, asked for tape.
Later, she came up to me in line and asked for the scissors, too, b/c she got bubble wrap. Of course, I passed them over and when I was done, she handed them back to me from her place in line.
This would not have happened in 2020 or 2021...but in the midst of our 2022 outbreak (the biggest ever here), it did. Simple small thing, but something I think matters. People will be people, b/c we're programmed to be. But we do that best in person, not rocking keyboards and tech.
Posted by: Nova local at January 12, 2022 10:43 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Zettai at January 12, 2022 10:39 PM (5VBaJ)
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A truckload of Fizzies is best.
Posted by: Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman
Diet Coke and Mentos.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 12, 2022 10:43 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: davidt at January 12, 2022 10:15 PM (tMeC9)
You all are...
Posted by: Bob from the NSA at January 12, 2022 10:43 PM (BgMrQ)
Have we all forgotten the subhuman filth that Rittenhouse dispatched? You want American Dirlewanger, there ya go, right there.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 12, 2022 10:40 PM (6FeV1)
Doesn't even have to be politically motivated. No shortage of psychopaths delighted to rape, torture and kill for three hots and a cot.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2022 10:43 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 12, 2022 10:30 PM (9ReR
Thanks. I was thinking the same thing.
Posted by: Mt. McKinley at January 12, 2022 10:44 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 12, 2022 10:44 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: davidt at January 12, 2022 10:42 PM (tMeC9)
It's never lupus!
Posted by: Dr House at January 12, 2022 10:44 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 12, 2022 10:45 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 10:11 PM (ldAZg)
Gourmand reported this am that it wasn't a stone, but a bad back strain.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 12, 2022 10:45 PM (F0YaR)
I love this place
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 12, 2022 10:45 PM (sJHOI)
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ACME has a very nice product line.
Posted by: The Coyote at January 12, 2022 10:46 PM (VxC1e)
Should I buy another pickup instead?
Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2022 10:17 PM (ZMraq
on a serious note, get ubder the truck with pick
I've got an old broken off snap on screw driver that ground to a point
jab it all over the frame, looking for rot, esp on driver's side
and right behind where the driver side tire whould spray the frame if it's 4X4
and the cab mounts, which rust out pretty easily
just keep in mind, in case you don't weld
just the bottom front sping cup on a car can run you $350-400 american
Posted by: REDACTED at January 12, 2022 10:46 PM (us2H3)
Crunchyroll has some new anime.
1. Ms Kuroitsu is basically a Sentai show from the evil organization's monster development lab point of view. It's silly.
2. In the Land of Leadale the female protagonist is confined to hospital and only can escape via a VMMORPG. Well power fails and she wakes up as her character in the game. But its 200 years in the future but her antics still resonate so she has a really bad reputation so she is keeping mum about it.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 10:46 PM (ldAZg)
Posted by: davidt at January 12, 2022 10:42 PM (tMeC9)
It's never lupus!
Posted by: Dr House at January 12, 2022 10:44 PM (hOUT3)
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Except that one time...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 12, 2022 10:46 PM (CAJOC)
but you can use it to freeze a T1000
Posted by: DB at January 12, 2022 10:46 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 10:46 PM (f4mjo)
Oh, so a dewar is just a old-timey grade school lunchbox thermos. But bigger and better.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 12, 2022 10:44 PM (4I/2K)
Basically. A dispensing liquid nitrogen Dewar container is about 5 feet high and 2 feet wide.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2022 10:46 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 12, 2022 10:47 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: CMU VET at January 12, 2022 10:47 PM (mMV7W)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 12, 2022 10:47 PM (m0zqP)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 12, 2022 10:35 PM (4I/2K)
Industrial gas suppliers. Lots and lots of it sold.
Posted by: Mt. McKinley at January 12, 2022 10:48 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 10:46 PM (f4mjo)
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Good times never felt so good.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 12, 2022 10:48 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: t-bird at January 12, 2022 10:48 PM (9Fwwf)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2022 10:46 PM (/U27+)
Was behind a truck with a trailer hauling two such containers today! Big is right!
Posted by: Dr House at January 12, 2022 10:49 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 10:49 PM (f4mjo)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 12, 2022 10:47 PM (m0zqP)
I don't quite disagree... but i quibble. Twitter wasn't the cause of anything. It was just an accelerant. All those mutants were already mutants, you just never had to hear about them.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 12, 2022 10:49 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Aetius451A
Yeah, I saw those. I was hoping for the real thing.
Posted by: Infidel at January 12, 2022 10:32 PM (qpolg)
Check estate sales and auctions for fur coats or throws. I've seen minks go for a couple of hundred bucks. They have fallen out of favor with our youths and are relatively cheap second hand.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 12, 2022 10:50 PM (cupoy)
Posted by: Pete Bog at January 12, 2022 10:50 PM (bzrNB)
Thank you Mis Hum for the excellent ONT! Especially the click through of Tower for Power. We got to see them in 2005 opening for Tom Jones. They were amazing! Of course Tom Jones wasn't anything to sneeze at
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 12, 2022 10:50 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 10:50 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Zettai at January 12, 2022 10:39 PM (5VBaJ)
Same issue would arise. The air near the pool surface would become depleted of oxygen.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2022 10:50 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 12, 2022 10:51 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Zettai at January 12, 2022 10:51 PM (5M0ag)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 10:51 PM (ldAZg)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2022 10:17 PM (ZMraq
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Buy one from a no rust state.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2022 10:51 PM (9Z9xw)
*bangs shoe on desk*
The Common Language Infrastructure (CLI) is the thing that runs .NET code, and I'll challenge anyone who disagrees to a pool noodle duel.
Posted by: CppThis at January 12, 2022 10:51 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: t-bird at January 12, 2022 10:48 PM (9Fwwf)
Why was "flatten the curve" ever even a thing? You do that, and you're just increasing the area under the curve, which means more deaths overall. You don't flatten the curve, you let the curve fucking curve.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 12, 2022 10:51 PM (6FeV1)
Guinea worms have been known to cause Bell's Palsy...
Posted by: Zettai at January 12, 2022 10:51 PM (5M0ag)
Italians! Again!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2022 10:52 PM (/U27+)
If you find the single too big, you could try washing it on hot and drying it in the tumble dryer . . . Of course too hot and too long you could use it as a pocket square instead.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2022 10:52 PM (ZMraq)
They are really nice!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDild
Yes, they are CBD! It's not for a bed though. Don't want to spend that much money on a throw for the chair.
I found a suitable substitute at Pendleton.
Posted by: Infidel at January 12, 2022 10:52 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 10:52 PM (ldAZg)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 12, 2022 10:52 PM (lz5hY)
Did they fix the pain? Nerve block injection or oral pain meds?
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 12, 2022 10:53 PM (tC/iN)
*bangs shoe on desk*
The Common Language Infrastructure (CLI) is the thing that runs .NET code, and I'll challenge anyone who disagrees to a pool noodle duel.
Redefining things again? CLI. Command Line Interface. Get into your shell.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 12, 2022 10:53 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 12, 2022 10:53 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: CppThis at January 12, 2022 10:51 PM (UewuT
A pool noodle doodle... a poodle noodle d... a pood...??? oh, fuck off, fine, you're right!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 12, 2022 10:53 PM (6FeV1)
although X still exists and it is worse than it was before, X would be worse had we done nothing
do not try this BS with your wife
she will bitch slap you into next week
Posted by: REDACTED at January 12, 2022 10:54 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Movie Previews at January 12, 2022 10:54 PM (llON8)
Posted by: CppThis
LeBron donated $5 million dollars to help remodel the Akron YMCA. Akron is his hometown. But....he's still a dickhead a lot of the time
Some years ago, the guys at Orange County Chopper built a special "chopper" for Shaq (cause he's YUGE), and they filmed the scene where he got it. He must have said "thank you!" about 50 times in 3 minutes. He was thrilled with it.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at January 12, 2022 10:54 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2022 10:46 PM (/U27+)
So it'll fit in the back of my F-150? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 12, 2022 10:54 PM (4I/2K)
hmmm. an outdoor pool, what volume of nitrogen would be needed to "push away" the other air.? If there were swimmers, I guess their mouths would be at surface level ... where the coldest air full of nitrogen would be ... but there would be mixing ... idk .. they'd have a minute to make it to the pool edge and get their heads a few inches higher as nitrogen spilled over the edge?
Posted by: illiniwek at January 12, 2022 10:55 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Common Tater at January 12, 2022 10:55 PM (1lhwM)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2022 10:46 PM (/U27+)
There certainly are smaller ones, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2022 10:55 PM (P3gRi)
Think Power Rangers.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 10:51 PM (ldAZg)
Never watched Power Rangers.
*looks it up*
So it is like Voltron.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 10:55 PM (f4mjo)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 12, 2022 10:55 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 12, 2022 10:56 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: parsimony at January 12, 2022 10:56 PM (X1xq4)
What's next? Zombie Space Otters?
Posted by: Anna Puma
Wow. It's really bad. The kids are stranded on a swim dock and the beavers are circling. The dog just jumped in and get eaten. Now one of the girls is back at the cabin and the beavers cut the phone lines and are on the porch. Holy shit. This is bad.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 10:56 PM (U2p+3)
>>Redefining things again? CLI. Command Line Interface. Get into your shell.
It could also stand for Command Line Interpreter.
So, yeah, corruption.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 12, 2022 10:56 PM (wj03l)
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Heard that too, with some details added. Reaffirmed my decision not to get the booster without 10% assurance it was made in the USA. Knew the PRC was manufacturing and sending a lot of it to use. Hell with that, I'm not risking a bad dose or hepatitis just to go along and get along with a Government that I already regard as illegitimate.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 12, 2022 10:56 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 10:56 PM (f4mjo)
Posted by: CppThis at January 12, 2022 10:51 PM (UewuT
A pool noodle doodle... a poodle noodle d... a pood...??? oh, fuck off, fine, you're right!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 12, 2022 10:53 PM (6FeV1)
What about a Tweetle Beetle Battle?
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 12, 2022 10:57 PM (4I/2K)
.....
Wow. It's really bad. The kids are stranded on a swim dock and the beavers are circling. The dog just jumped in and get eaten. Now one of the girls is back at the cabin and the beavers cut the phone lines and are on the porch. Holy shit. This is bad.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 10:56 PM (U2p+3)
How could *they* cut the lines?! They're animals!!
Posted by: Pvt Hudson at January 12, 2022 10:57 PM (llON8)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 12, 2022 10:57 PM (m0zqP)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 12, 2022 10:51 PM (6FeV1)
It was a thing because the Italian experience, shrouded as it was in the fog of war, suggested a very real risk that Coofy McCooferson could capsize the hospital system unless they had time to prepare. The problem is that the whole planet then proceeded to let asshole politicians move the goal posts from "let's not all get sick at once" to "everyone hide until there's literally no more cases" without consequence.
Posted by: CppThis at January 12, 2022 10:57 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 10:50 PM (U2p+3)
Do a search for the song, "Vampire Beavers" by Joe Hall and the Continental Drift. It is a hoot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2022 10:58 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Count de Monet
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Unless you're in a bar.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2022 10:58 PM (7QXdb)
Posted by: Infidel at January 12, 2022 10:58 PM (qpolg)
Shaq Recreates Iconic Christmas Movies Scenes
https://youtu.be/kqDsZqzyXGE
My personal favorite is at about the 1 minute mark.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 12, 2022 10:58 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Luftschiffbau Zeppelin GmbH at January 12, 2022 10:59 PM (VxC1e)
they'd have a minute to make it to the pool edge and get their heads a few inches higher as nitrogen spilled over the edge?
Posted by: illiniwek at January 12, 2022 10:55 PM (Cus5s)
Yoo hoo!
Posted by: Lake Nyos at January 12, 2022 10:59 PM (/U27+)
What's next? Zombie Space Otters?
Posted by: Anna Puma
Wow. It's really bad. The kids are stranded on a swim dock and the beavers are circling. The dog just jumped in and get eaten. Now one of the girls is back at the cabin and the beavers cut the phone lines and are on the porch. Holy shit. This is bad.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 10:56 PM (U2p+3)
What do you mean *they* cut the phone lines? How could they cut the phone lines, man? They're animals!
Posted by: Pvt Hudson at January 12, 2022 10:59 PM (4I/2K)
*goes and bangs head into wall*
Here watch the Japanese Spiderman series, it was the birth of Sentai.
https://youtu.be/g1PePr8hAsc
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 11:00 PM (ldAZg)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2022 10:34 PM (P3gRi)
The smaller lots buy from auctions, and those come from all over. I mostly want it for a beater but I want it to run for a while too.
We are off to look for another one, and I am lucky because even my brother in law (who's opinion my wife trusts) said "er, maybe not"
Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2022 11:00 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 12, 2022 11:00 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Common Tate
Aye, vices I gots... smoking, drinking, ogling...
Posted by: MkY at January 12, 2022 11:00 PM (cPGH3)
The beavers are eating the deck. Of course, it's dark now. How much do you want to bet the lights go out soon.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 11:00 PM (U2p+3)
It depends on how much you want. If you only want a small amount - say, a pint or so - check with your local hospital. The pathology department keeps the stuff on hand to freeze specimens for quick analysis. Any other local lab that does cryogenic research might let you have some, or sell it to you. To transport it, you'll need an industrial-grade Dewar flask; otherwise, it'll boil away almost immediately.
BTW, liquid nitrogen makes terrific ice-cream: just pour a cup of the stuff into the batter, and stir with a wooden spoon. It freezes the batter almost instantly, forming the tiny crystals that make smooth ice-cream. Just be sure to do this in a well-ventilated room.
Posted by: Nemo at January 12, 2022 11:00 PM (S6ArX)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 12, 2022 11:01 PM (6FeV1)
>>It was a thing because the Italian experience, shrouded as it was in the fog of war.
Yeah what happened in Italy is sketchy as hell and needs to be investigated thoroughly.
I believe they've revised their COVID death toll down to nothing.
And yet they pretty much kicked off the madness.
It could all simply be that the Italians were taking a page out of French handbook of how to dispense with those pesky elders and it got out of control.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 12, 2022 11:01 PM (wj03l)
Posted by: Walt Disney's Frozen Head at January 12, 2022 11:01 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Common Tater at January 12, 2022 11:02 PM (1lhwM)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 12, 2022 11:02 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Pvt Hudson at January 12, 2022 10:57 PM (llON
with their razor-sharp front teeth the size of bathroom tiles?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2022 11:02 PM (P3gRi)
Local government is the key here. PUSH THEM. I live in a red state and I've had to try hard to even convince friends that the $10 an hour crowd working local establishments needed to hear their objections. We're all too nice--"They just work here" is a common objection. Maybe they "just work here", but they're part of a nazi platform. Shame them to rebel or own their part in it.
Posted by: Crusader at January 12, 2022 11:02 PM (Cjcf6)
Thanks for the ONT, and the well wishes.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 12, 2022 11:03 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 11:03 PM (ldAZg)
The beavers are eating the deck. Of course, it's dark now. How much do you want to bet the lights go out soon.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 11:00 PM (U2p+3)
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Sounds like a movie prime for riffing.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 12, 2022 11:03 PM (CAJOC)
Zombeavers.
I was imagining the Cinemax version. This is something else entirely.
Posted by: Pete Bog at January 12, 2022 11:03 PM (bzrNB)
Score one for the beavers!
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 11:03 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 11:03 PM (ldAZg)
Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at January 12, 2022 11:04 PM (smVBh)
Posted by: Pvt Hudson at January 12, 2022 11:04 PM (4I/2K)
Yeah what happened in Italy is sketchy as hell and needs to be investigated thoroughly.
Don't worry. If an investigation showed anything except the Received Heroic Government Narrative it will never see the light of day.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2022 11:04 PM (/U27+)
Mine are more old fashioned... grain alcohol and fruit juices.
Posted by: MkY at January 12, 2022 11:04 PM (cPGH3)
cool reference, never heard of it. (but internet is awesome) But again, it is all about volume ... a confined lake versus a leak in a pool. But yes, gases can be deadly.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 12, 2022 11:04 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: bill in arkansas
Dad always said to work hard to be the best at what you do.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 12, 2022 11:04 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 12, 2022 11:04 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 12, 2022 11:05 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 11:05 PM (f4mjo)
Posted by: Moron Robbie -
I had a coupon and ordered a Pendleton blanket for the guestroom. Heck, yes, comfy! And machine washable, which is great.
Infidel, if you just want to something to throw on a chair, what about a crib blanket? Pendleton carries those, too. Not sure on dimensions.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 12, 2022 11:05 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 12, 2022 11:05 PM (hOUT3)
Oh yeah African lake that suffered a sudden change at the bottom, volcanic I think it was, and what popped to the surface suffocated everything it could.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 11:05 PM (ldAZg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 11:03 PM (ldAZg)
Thanks, I just had it stuffed.
Posted by: Winona at January 12, 2022 11:05 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 12, 2022 11:04 PM (mD/uy)
Yeah, but you never want to show up your boss, do you?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 12, 2022 11:06 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 12, 2022 11:06 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
\Be damned sure I didn't have anything to do with it!
Posted by: Miss Lindsey Graham at January 12, 2022 11:06 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Thanks! I just had it stuffed!
Posted by: Tonypete at January 12, 2022 11:05 PM (mD/uy)
*golfclap*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 11:06 PM (f4mjo)
Wow.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 11:06 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at January 12, 2022 11:06 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 12, 2022 11:07 PM (KAi1n)
>>Redefining things again? CLI. Command Line Interface. Get into your shell.
It could also stand for Command Line Interpreter.
So, yeah, corruption.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 12, 2022 10:56 PM (wj03l)
Come On Man(tm), our .NET CLI is totally the most corruptest of them all. We've got, like, patents and stuff on everything we ripped off from Java. Which is all of it. Embrace, Extend, Extinguish, bro!
Posted by: Microsoft at January 12, 2022 11:07 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Crusader at January 12, 2022 11:07 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 12, 2022 11:08 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 12, 2022 11:08 PM (DKhCP)
Posted by: Burt Gummer at January 12, 2022 11:08 PM (4I/2K)
{{{{ nurse}}}}
Did you guys get a present from Ben Had?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 12, 2022 11:06 PM (/UQ/R)
No--but she called me last night. I didn't see it because I was out. I tried to call her tonight, but she must have been online.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 12, 2022 11:08 PM (TdMsT)
>>Redefining things again? CLI. Command Line Interface. Get into your shell.
It could also stand for Command Line Interpreter.
So, yeah, corruption.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 12, 2022 10:56 PM (wj03l)
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151, bitches!
Posted by: Ancient Roman at January 12, 2022 11:09 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 12, 2022 11:09 PM (a4EWo)
There's that "cannot" again. Cannot or will not? Their web of corruption and surveillance and blackmail relies, I believe, on spotless documentation.
Posted by: t-bird at January 12, 2022 11:09 PM (CTJwJ)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 12, 2022 11:09 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Baccardi at January 12, 2022 11:09 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Not For Inflight/Pre-Flight Use at January 12, 2022 11:10 PM (1lhwM)
Posted by: Burt Gummer at January 12, 2022 11:08 PM (4I/2K)
Nice. Tremors.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 11:10 PM (f4mjo)
Posted by: Crusader
Yeah. Just don't go there.
Have I missed something?
Honestly, I don't think I've eaten inside at a fast food franchise in my life. Pissed there a few times...
Posted by: MkY at January 12, 2022 11:11 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 12, 2022 11:04 PM (VxC1e)
Hopefully not from inside the car!
Posted by: Javems at January 12, 2022 11:11 PM (AmoqO)
Ladyl! WDS! I haven't talked to Ben Had for a week or so.
I'm
Watching a really
Bad movie. It's getting worser and worser
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 11:11 PM (U2p+3)
I watched that at a cinema when they were celebrating anniversaries and well the film stock was really grainy like they dug the reels out of storage and just sent it. Truly detracted from the experience.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 11:11 PM (ldAZg)
Posted by: NaughtyPine
Thanks for the heads up, the deed is done.
Niters horde. You are the best
Posted by: Infidel at January 12, 2022 11:12 PM (qpolg)
Thank you.
I have a question about furniture, I have an old rocker that has an age crack that went all the way through the wood. I can use clamps to hold and set it, but I want a suggestion for the type of wood glue to use for the repair.
The piece is from the 1870's, is probably mahogany, at one point the cane bottom was replaced with a cross stitch. My wife loves it for sitting in, and the crack is in the front where there is a lot of pressure.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2022 11:12 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 11:12 PM (f4mjo)
Posted by: t-bird at January 12, 2022 11:09 PM (CTJwJ)
Where "spotless" is defined as invisible?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 12, 2022 11:13 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Sam at January 12, 2022 11:14 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 12, 2022 11:13 PM (hOUT3)
Just can't spot it anywhere!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 12, 2022 11:14 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: The Killer Beavers at January 12, 2022 11:14 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Pvt Hudson at January 12, 2022 10:59 PM (4I/2K)
Gnawed down the Telephone pole.... duh...
Posted by: Yogi at January 12, 2022 11:14 PM (oHd/0)
Kids in the car broke down.
Got rescued by an old dude in a pickup truck.
Glowing eyes back at the cabin.
Shit. So bad
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 11:14 PM (U2p+3)
I got Black Sabbath "Heaven and Hell".
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 12, 2022 11:15 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Sam at January 12, 2022 11:15 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2022 11:12 PM (ZMraq)
I have no idea what I am talking about, but couldn't you do something like what they use to repair gun stocks? Acriglass or something?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 11:15 PM (f4mjo)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 12, 2022 11:15 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 12, 2022 11:15 PM (/+bwe)
You would probably like 'Evil Dead, the Musical'. Any play that has a song called 'what the fuck just happened'....
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 12, 2022 11:16 PM (oHd/0)
Robotic otters murdering teenagers in the woods for 90 minutes.
I'd watch the absolute dickens out of that.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 12, 2022 11:16 PM (6FeV1)
I've had good luck with Gorilla Wood Glue. But that's for holding drilled and turned pieces together.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 12, 2022 11:17 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Kindltot
I doubt mahogany, but may be. Most all Victorian to Craftsman was oak. Regardless. I'd use interior Elmers. Some folks prefer Titebond. Regardless, good clamps are essential. If you can squeeze it, it'll bond. If not, then use sawdust of whatever the glue is, and fiil it.
Posted by: MkY at January 12, 2022 11:17 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 11:17 PM (ldAZg)
Robotic otters murdering teenagers in the woods for 90 minutes.
I'd watch the absolute dickens out of that.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 12, 2022 11:16 PM (6FeV1)
Jurasic Park 24.... Day of the Velciotters
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 12, 2022 11:18 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at January 12, 2022 11:18 PM (2CL0b)
Posted by: Infidel at January 12, 2022 10:58 PM (qpolg)
Check for factory seconds before you hit the BUY button
Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2022 11:18 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 11:18 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 12, 2022 11:18 PM (pQItU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 11:19 PM (ldAZg)
So many cool antiques get damaged by well meaning people who want to "restore" it.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 12, 2022 11:19 PM (1lhwM)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 11:18 PM (U2p+3)
There's a zombeaver out there for all of us. The trick is to die in bed before it finds you.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 11:19 PM (f4mjo)
Pretty rare that a guy gets eaten by a beaver.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 12, 2022 11:19 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 11:19 PM (ldAZg)
They're cross-bred with robotic seals. I thought that was obvious.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 12, 2022 11:20 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: MkY at January 12, 2022 11:20 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 11:20 PM (U2p+3)
The piece is from the 1870's, is probably mahogany, at one point the cane bottom was replaced with a cross stitch. My wife loves it for sitting in, and the crack is in the front where there is a lot of pressure.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2022 11:12 PM (ZMraq)
If you can take it to someone that can restore it. Otherwise, titebond wood glue will make the fix stronger than the rest of the wood. But, please professional restorer.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 12, 2022 11:20 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 11:19 PM (ldAZg)
They're cross-bred with robotic seals. I thought that was obvious.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 12, 2022 11:20 PM (6FeV1)
Do the have lasers on their heads?
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 12, 2022 11:20 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 12, 2022 11:19 PM (SchxB)
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In Soviet Russia, beaver eat YOU!
Posted by: Yakov Smirnov at January 12, 2022 11:20 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at January 12, 2022 11:20 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
Damn! Wish I'd written that.
Posted by: MkY at January 12, 2022 11:21 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 12, 2022 11:17 PM (SchxB)
Another vote for Gorilla Glue, if you can open the crack wide enough to get the dispenser tip in there. There may be some thin-bodied wood glues that can be dispensed through a needle applicator.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2022 11:22 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 12, 2022 11:22 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2022 11:22 PM (7QXdb)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at January 12, 2022 11:22 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 12, 2022 11:24 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 12, 2022 11:24 PM (pQItU)
And she shows it off to all her friends
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 12, 2022 11:25 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 12, 2022 11:26 PM (4I/2K)
Great body horror movie from back in the day called Teeth . . . .
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 12, 2022 11:26 PM (pQItU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 11:26 PM (ldAZg)
Posted by: Pete Bog at January 12, 2022 11:26 PM (bzrNB)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2022 11:28 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Surprise Anal Death Beavers at January 12, 2022 11:28 PM (YRco0)
Posted by: Beaver Likker at January 12, 2022 11:28 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: Common Tater at January 12, 2022 11:28 PM (1lhwM)
dowel pins are the most popular but it could be some kinda wafers put in the rear where they wont show
if the crack is with the grain, then the repair can be made without addtional support
and use a glue that dries rock hard, not soft
cascomite is cheap and it's strong as hell
but what the fuck do I know
Posted by: REDACTED at January 12, 2022 11:28 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2022 11:28 PM (vuisn)
ZomMink
ZomCapybara
ZomWeasel
And the cult film classic, ZomNutria
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 12, 2022 11:28 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 12, 2022 11:01 PM (6FeV1)
Athol Highlanders
https://tinyurl.com/avra57h8
Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2022 11:29 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
Or "Rabid" with Marilyn Chambers. A film classic!!
Posted by: Tonypete at January 12, 2022 11:29 PM (mD/uy)
ZomMink
ZomCapybara
ZomWeasel
And the cult film classic, ZomNutria
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 12, 2022 11:28 PM (VxC1e)
And all are just really remakes of Willard.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 12, 2022 11:30 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2022 11:30 PM (vuisn)
One of the girls who got bit now has claws and big beaver teeth and is attacking the other girl.
She's a zombeaver now too!!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 11:30 PM (U2p+3)
Then I saw those Simple Minds and Thompson Twin vids in the sidebar, and realized that once upon a time, when Billy Joel roamed the Earth, it was in fact gayer than this.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2022 11:30 PM (hQ23g)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 12, 2022 11:28 PM
AKA "Undead rodents of unusual size"?
Posted by: Zettai at January 12, 2022 11:31 PM (btyeO)
Posted by: Common Tater at January 12, 2022 11:31 PM (1lhwM)
What the? Zombie beaver rabies?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 11:31 PM (ldAZg)
Lots of blood and screaming.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 11:31 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 11:30 PM (U2p+3)
Does she have a broad, scaly tail, too?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2022 11:32 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 12, 2022 11:32 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: illiniwek at January 12, 2022 11:04 PM (Cus5s)
NEVER trust a fart!
Posted by: Nadler at January 12, 2022 11:32 PM (+I6Y/)
One of the girls who got bit now has claws and big beaver teeth and is attacking the other girl.
She's a zombeaver now too!!!!
And the dude who lost his foot just jumped off the couch and attacked the old guy from the pickup.
Lots of blood and screaming.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 11:31 PM (U2p+3)
A FreeForAll or a Ballroom Blitz?
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 12, 2022 11:34 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 11:34 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at January 12, 2022 11:34 PM (Xrfse)
anyways, it's great stuff
Posted by: REDACTED at January 12, 2022 11:35 PM (us2H3)
Then I saw those Simple Minds and Thompson Twin vids in the sidebar, and realized that once upon a time, when Billy Joel roamed the Earth, it was in fact gayer than this.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2022 11:30 PM (hQ23g)
At least the 80s gays knew how to have a good time. Today's culture is an unholy union of everything that sucked about the 50s and everything that sucked about the 60s.
Posted by: CppThis at January 12, 2022 11:35 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: redchief at January 12, 2022 11:35 PM (Kab4E)
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Did she change her pronouns?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 12, 2022 11:35 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 12, 2022 11:35 PM (pQItU)
Posted by: Theodore at January 12, 2022 11:36 PM (GJnvT)
Posted by: Surprise Anal Death Beavers at January 12, 2022 11:36 PM (YRco0)
Ladyl! WDS! I haven't talked to Ben Had for a week or so.
I'm
Watching a really
Bad movie. It's getting worser and worser
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 11:11 PM (U2p+3
Nurse!
You should only watch edifying content!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 12, 2022 11:36 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 11:36 PM (ldAZg)
Posted by: Paul 'Mix-alot' Bunyan at January 12, 2022 11:37 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 11:38 PM (U2p+3)
I read that Bari Weiss article and I was just struck with the sense of "where ya been Bari?"
I know it's not because they never hear it, it's because they just don't believe conservatives. They'd rather deny the truth because of the source, which is extremely insulting.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 12, 2022 11:39 PM (7F9te)
just got a text from my very best friend saying that he is boarding a cruise right now and I am a bit worried
because I want to ride his ass with shit about the voyge of the dmned, sim,
more vigorously than if he were emily ratjowkowski earning her way out of a $i1mm gambling tab, but I do not want to ruin his fun with his wife
but he is going to be out of range in an hour
this is why he did not say anything until just before sailing
Posted by: confederatefifth at January 12, 2022 11:40 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Theodore at January 12, 2022 11:41 PM (GJnvT)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 12, 2022 11:41 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2022 11:42 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 12, 2022 11:35 PM (pQItU)
So that Mendoza guy that raped the horse, if he had assaulted a llama instead, he'd have been a llama rammer dingdong.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2022 11:42 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 11:42 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Theodore at January 12, 2022 11:41 PM (GJnvT)
70, by my count. 71 I guess now.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 11:43 PM (f4mjo)
Posted by: Theodore
First album: John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band?
Posted by: Hands - wounded healer at January 12, 2022 11:43 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Zombie June Cleaver, Obligatory at January 12, 2022 11:44 PM (Xrfse)
A grizzly bear is now turning into a zombeaver.
And all the townspeople.
Zombeaver on the roof of the truck!
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 11:44 PM (U2p+3)
but
Adrian ultimately blamed parents for what happened at the party and suggested sexual assault was only natural when parents hold 'parties for teenagers, and they allow coeds and female people to swim in their underwear in their swimming pool.'
skinny dipping and drinking is ok but no touching, have fun
https://is.gd/TFN3vt
Romans 1:18-32
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 12, 2022 09:52 PM
Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2022 11:45 PM (9Z9xw)
Well, I, like everyone else here, have no idea what you mean.
But, unless you confess real feelings for her husband (with proof) I doubt you are gonna influence the kind of experience she and he feel on this cruise.
Carry on.
Posted by: Beaver Likker at January 12, 2022 11:45 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: confederatefifth at January 12, 2022 11:45 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Samuel L Jackson at January 12, 2022 11:45 PM (4I/2K)
I know it's not because they never hear it, it's because they just don't believe conservatives.
To academics, journalists and intellectuals it's only true when they discover it.
"Leonard Bernstein has been disclosing musical secrets that have been known for over four hundred years." - Oscar Levant
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2022 11:45 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 12, 2022 11:35 PM (pQItU)
It was re-released to DVD as Alpacalypse Now.
"Vea el horror, dentro el mundo EN LLAMAS"
Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2022 11:47 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 11:47 PM (U2p+3)
Up until your last couple of posts, I was worried that all of this was happening at your house!
Glad you're ok...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 12, 2022 11:47 PM (DKhCP)
I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MFer BEAVERS ON THIS MFing BLOG!
Posted by: Samuel L Jackson at January 12, 2022 11:45 PM (4I/2K)
Beavers on a plane... I mean... blog?
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 12, 2022 11:47 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 11:47 PM (f4mjo)
Posted by: CharlestheHammer at January 12, 2022 11:47 PM (Dvo0o)
But, unless you confess real feelings for her husband (with proof) I doubt you are gonna influence the kind of experience she and he feel on this cruise.
Carry on.
Posted by: B
you were bunches more fun when you were not hiding under assumd nics to avoid the cobs.
it is a bit sad that you cannot quit the hq, some sort of weird, sad, brokback commenter.
Posted by: confederatefifth at January 12, 2022 11:48 PM (K3ZCc)
Fade
Out.
*curtsies*
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 11:49 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 11:49 PM (f4mjo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 11:50 PM (f4mjo)
Posted by: Gilbert O'Sullivan at January 12, 2022 11:51 PM (4I/2K)
I've just watched a trailer for the film, Zombeavers, and realise that Nurse has failed to mention that the women in this cinematic masterpiece are all nubile young ladies running about in bikinis...
Posted by: Zettai at January 12, 2022 11:51 PM (ky+Va)
Fade
Out.
*curtsies*
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 11:49 PM (U2p+3)
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I love a flick with a happy ending.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 12, 2022 11:51 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Zombie June Cleaver, Obligatory at January 12, 2022 11:52 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2022 11:52 PM (9Z9xw)
Bad
Ass
Night
Fighting
ForestRanger?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 11:49 PM (f4mjo)
Banff! The sound when two doves collide.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2022 11:52 PM (P3gRi)
because I want to ride his ass with shit about the voyge of the dmned, sim,
Posted by: confederatefifth at January 12, 2022 11:40 PM (K3ZCc)
I would be more worried about the noravirus. On the bright side the cruise ships have had hand sanitizer stations looong before covid hit. They don't let you in the dining areas until you hit that first. Yeah, anything can happen, but they "seem" to take this sanitation shit pretty serious. One cruise I was on had a dude playing the guitar singing some made up gay "washy washy" song right at the entrance of the dining room, while the other crew pointing to the sanitizers. They also have a row of some nice modern star trek looking sinks right there too, so you can wash up. Its not like boarding a 17th century pirate ship anymore.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 12, 2022 11:53 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 12, 2022 11:53 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Theodore at January 12, 2022 11:54 PM (GJnvT)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2022 11:55 PM (9Z9xw)
"Zombie Zombies" These zombies get double zombied, which works as a double negative, so they become rational and have clear speech and want to eat at restaurants. But how do they deal with the felt guilt from their previous life as a zombie, and the prejudice of humans against them?
Posted by: Azjaeger at January 12, 2022 11:55 PM (3/XaG)
Talent was cheap, and readily available. Well, not *talent*, actually, but at least willing to chew scenery on camera.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 12, 2022 11:55 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2022 11:56 PM (9Z9xw)
Posted by: Zombie June Cleaver, Obligatory at January 12, 2022 11:56 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 11:49 PM (U2p+3)
Thank you for liveblogging that movie. It was fun.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 12, 2022 11:56 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2022 11:56 PM (9Z9xw)
Huge... tracts of talent!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 11:57 PM (f4mjo)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2022 11:52 PM (P3gRi)
Actually, its the sound that happens when yer skiing, and you hit a snow laden tree... and the snow falls all over ya.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 12, 2022 11:57 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Azjaeger at January 12, 2022 11:55 PM (3/XaG)
That could make a really good movie, Oscar worthy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2022 11:57 PM (P3gRi)
I may actually seek it out on Netflix and watch for real. It was pretty schlocky.
I give it a 7/10 on the really bad scale.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 11:57 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2022 11:58 PM (9Z9xw)
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Just mention modern art, civil rights or folk music snd you're in like Flynn.
Posted by: Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman at January 12, 2022 11:58 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at January 12, 2022 11:58 PM (mCh4j)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2022 11:56 PM (9Z9xw)
Only in the PG-rated version.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2022 11:58 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 13, 2022 12:00 AM (4I/2K)
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Like the session where they said, "don't pick up a gun, aim it and shoot the cinematographer"?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 13, 2022 12:00 AM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 13, 2022 12:01 AM (mdjgu)
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Also: Explaining.
And unfortunately, it is still a hard reality of today that if you are explaining, you're losing.
That's how Trump's tactics fit the warfare of our current culture. It's a stupid culture, because it's a stupid rule, made for a civilization taking a dive.
Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2022 12:02 AM (XHhHI)
Depeche Mode was the gayest great straight band ever but wow did they have an intense female following.
Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at January 13, 2022 12:02 AM (0XnbO)
Posted by: Surprise Anal Death Beaver, Esq. at January 13, 2022 12:03 AM (tiKK8)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2022 11:58 PM (9Z9xw)
Shocking, but even he should know that you do not even mockingly, in jest, pull the trigger on someone you are not willing to go to jail over.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2022 12:03 AM (f4mjo)
Posted by: Crusader at January 13, 2022 12:04 AM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Zombie June Cleaver, Obligatory at January 12, 2022 11:56 PM (Xrfse)
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She spoke jive.
Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2022 12:04 AM (XHhHI)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at January 13, 2022 12:04 AM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 13, 2022 12:00 AM (4I/2K)
ace should do a twitch watch party.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2022 12:04 AM (f4mjo)
Posted by: Crusader at January 13, 2022 12:04 AM (Cjcf6)
We? You gotta beaver in your pocket?
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 13, 2022 12:05 AM (4I/2K)
Zombeavers is a real movie. And Bill Burr found his way into that movie. Huh?!
Posted by: Darrell Harris
I wasn't making it up!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 13, 2022 12:05 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 12:05 AM (9Z9xw)
Posted by: Aet
there is a show about this at Americas Untold Stories with hnly and groubert that has this
Posted by: confederatefifth at January 13, 2022 12:05 AM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at January 13, 2022 12:02 AM (0XnbO)
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My wife loved Erasure (a gayer straight--even Christian-themed band) even more.
Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2022 12:06 AM (XHhHI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2022 12:06 AM (f4mjo)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 13, 2022 12:06 AM (r0ADi)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2022 12:03 AM (f4mjo)
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Jackass gonna be a jackass.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 12:07 AM (9Z9xw)
Posted by: Josey Wales at January 13, 2022 12:07 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 13, 2022 12:06 AM (r0ADi)
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Alec Baldwin cyborg clones.
Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2022 12:07 AM (XHhHI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2022 12:08 AM (f4mjo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2022 12:08 AM (f4mjo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
Pocket Pussy is what I've seen. Got one for a friend for his birthday party when we all thought he was still a virgin. Thing is, he wasn't. He just didn't like girls. Joke was on us.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 13, 2022 12:09 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 13, 2022 12:05 AM (U2p+3)
I couldn't watch the whole trailer. Gag.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2022 12:09 AM (ZMraq)
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 13, 2022 12:09 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 13, 2022 12:06 AM (r0ADi)
If they had run the State's business on Linux boxes, they could have called it Gnu Mexico. And would have been free of cyber-attack.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2022 12:10 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2022 12:10 AM (f4mjo)
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What he needs is a good Hawaiian Punch.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 12:11 AM (9Z9xw)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2022 12:11 AM (ZMraq)
Posted by: Surprise Anal Death Beavers at January 13, 2022 12:11 AM (YOW7c)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2022 12:11 AM (f4mjo)
Posted by: Pete Bog at January 13, 2022 12:11 AM (bzrNB)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2022 12:11 AM (ZMraq)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2022 12:11 AM (ZMraq)
Looking for Pollux?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2022 12:11 AM (f4mjo)
Posted by: ZOD at January 13, 2022 12:12 AM (x8kT3)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 13, 2022 12:09 AM
I suppose "pocket rectums" (inverted pocket rectums?) are offered in the shops now for such occasions...
Posted by: Zettai at January 13, 2022 12:12 AM (5VBaJ)
Inhumanwhich: poster shows a bbq beef sandwich with teeth, and many concerned onlookers
Black Sheep: "There are 40 million sheep in New Zealand AND THEY'RE PISSED OFF"
VelociPastor: Apparently about a carnivorous dinosaur that becomes a Catholic priest
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 13, 2022 12:12 AM (VxC1e)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 13, 2022 12:09 AM (U2p+3)
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That smells funny.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 12:12 AM (9Z9xw)
Sock up as Rothlisburger. Always be closing.
Posted by: ZOD at January 13, 2022 12:13 AM (x8kT3)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2022 12:11 AM (ZMraq)
That's why the town at the mouth of the Columbia is called "Castoria".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2022 12:13 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Surprise Anal Death Beavers at January 13, 2022 12:13 AM (EkmnW)
Posted by: Zettai at January 13, 2022 12:12 AM (5VBaJ)
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Get him a supply of boneless pork rectums - no simulation at all.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 12:13 AM (9Z9xw)
Where do we get such men? They leave this ship and they do their job. Then they must find this speck lost somewhere on the sea. When they find it they have to land on its pitching deck. Where do we get such men?
Posted by: RAdm. George Tarrant at January 13, 2022 12:14 AM (4I/2K)
Piranha 3D: self explanatory. Piranhas. In 3D.
Hooker Assassin. Could be worth viewing while drunk and alone.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 13, 2022 12:14 AM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2022 12:11 AM (ZMraq)
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Happens to all of us. (Or mostly me.)
Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2022 12:16 AM (XHhHI)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 13, 2022 12:16 AM (4I/2K)
I think Oscar was a regular on an early (radio) game show called Information Please, it was really good and I think it kind of set the stage for later shows like Jeopardy!, it was pretty tough and had some high brow questions. Bernstein was actually a guest on the show at least once, though he sounded like kind of a douchebag to me, interesting show though, replays available as streaming audio for free.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 13, 2022 12:17 AM (1lhwM)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 13, 2022 12:09 AM
I suppose "pocket rectums" (inverted pocket rectums?) are offered in the shops now for such occasions...
Posted by: Zettai at January 13, 2022 12:12 AM (5VBaJ)
Funny shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 13, 2022 12:17 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2022 12:18 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Robert at January 13, 2022 12:19 AM (D364A)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 12:19 AM (9Z9xw)
And, of course, on Amazon. New...and used.
Filter by condition: acceptable.
Posted by: ZOD at January 13, 2022 12:20 AM (x8kT3)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 13, 2022 12:20 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Robert at January 13, 2022 12:19 AM (D364A)
Seconded!
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 13, 2022 12:21 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 12:21 AM (9Z9xw)
Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2022 12:22 AM (XHhHI)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 12:22 AM (9Z9xw)
It has 9 little holes in the bottom.
Posted by: 496 at January 13, 2022 12:22 AM (U1eOr)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 12:21 AM (9Z9xw)
Died kind of young.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2022 12:23 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 12:21 AM (9Z9xw)
He couldn't hold down a particular job for very long, could he?
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 13, 2022 12:23 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 12:24 AM (9Z9xw)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 13, 2022 12:25 AM (YglAn)
Posted by: raimondo at January 13, 2022 12:26 AM (6KGlg)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 12:24 AM (9Z9xw)
He should have been a Senator, then.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2022 12:26 AM (P3gRi)
Republican's ex-girlfriend testifies to grand jury in his teen sex trafficking case and is discussing an immunity deal to avoid obstruction charges
Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 12:28 AM (9Z9xw)
OK.
But now be sure to apply that very same logic to the United States Army, Navy, Air Force, Marine Corps, American Colleges, etc.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 13, 2022 12:29 AM (1lhwM)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 12:28 AM
They have nothing!
Posted by: Zettai at January 13, 2022 12:30 AM (ky+Va)
Posted by: Eddie Haskell at January 13, 2022 12:31 AM (63Dwl)
OK.
But now be sure to apply that very same logic to the United States Army, Navy, Air Force, Marine Corps, American Colleges, etc.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 13, 2022 12:29 AM (1lhwM)
Just how long has it been since "coed" was anything other than a category on Pr0nhub?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2022 12:32 AM (P3gRi)
When you see a bum
Dying out in the sun
You can bet he better get some fast Narcan
When you see a dude
Mainlining fentanyl too
Without Narcan he's gonna turn into goo
Posted by: SFGoth at January 13, 2022 12:33 AM (KAi1n)
Rest In Peace
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 12, 2022 10:04
Agreed, when I told jules Ronnie Spector died she said ...good. I was WTF, she thought it was Phil. She thought the world would be better without his sorry ass.
Posted by: Farmer at January 13, 2022 12:34 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2022 12:26 AM (P3gRi)
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It was devastating, ---
I stand corrected, that's what happens when you believe Johnny Carson.
Levant talked openly on television about his neuroses and hypochondria. Years before Levant's first television appearance, Alexander Woollcott said of him: "There isn't anything the matter with Levant that a few miracles wouldn't cure."
neurotic, pills, drugs, women, smoker,
Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 12:34 AM (9Z9xw)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 13, 2022 12:33 AM (KAi1n)
So what's the best thing to do with this $90 bottle of Narcan?
Posted by: ZOD at January 13, 2022 12:35 AM (x8kT3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2022 12:32 AM (P3gRi)
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Are you talking about "The Girls of Nebraska State"?
Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 12:37 AM (9Z9xw)
Posted by: ZOD at January 13, 2022 12:35 AM (x8kT3)
So, what do they do if you OD on Narcan?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2022 12:39 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Zettai at January 13, 2022 12:40 AM (c9gv+)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 13, 2022 12:41 AM (sAXJ5)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 12:37 AM (9Z9xw)
Well, that's exactly the usage of "coed" that one might find on Pr0nhub, isn't it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2022 12:41 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Old Coot at January 13, 2022 12:43 AM (sAXJ5)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 13, 2022 12:41 AM (sAXJ5)
I remember Fractured Flickers, but it was hosted by Hans Conried, when I saw it. Conried also starred in a dystopian sort of sci-fi horror flick called "The Twonky". Very topical, even today.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2022 12:44 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2022 12:45 AM (2JoB8)
but
Adrian ultimately blamed parents for what happened at the party and suggested sexual assault was only natural when parents hold 'parties for teenagers, and they allow coeds and female people to swim in their underwear in their swimming pool.'
skinny dipping and drinking is ok but no touching, have fun
https://is.gd/TFN3vt
Romans 1:18-32
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 12, 2022 09:52 PM
Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2022 11:45 PM (9Z9xw)
So tar? Feathers? Rail? Who wants to donate?
So many questions. Like why did the prosecution agree to a bench trial? Who paid this judge off to reverse his initial decision? CAN a judge reverse his decision like that?
The rapist looks like he should be raping little boys. Actually I thought he looked like a girl. I was like, damn, that's one ugly victim. Wait...it's a dude?!? Then I thought maybe it's some weird tranny shit.
So many ass kickings need to be handed out.
Posted by: Robert at January 13, 2022 12:47 AM (HW2Gb)
Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2022 12:48 AM (qpolg)
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Microsoft introduces new woke feature for Word that tries to suggest PC alternatives when someone types phrases that could offend snowflakes
(and it doesn't like Neil Armstrong's Moon speech!)
It'll be in your next update
Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 12:48 AM (9Z9xw)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2022 12:49 AM (P3gRi)
That would be a hoot.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 12:22 AM (9Z9xw)
Jess Franco's Vampiros Lesbos.
It's pretty much what you imagine but the cinematography is faaaaantastic!
Posted by: Robert at January 13, 2022 12:50 AM (PnuK0)
She was the Phoebe Cates of her day.
In a rational world, that would mean I'd have to turn in my white supremacist card, but I still disagree with communism, so I'm probably safe there (not to mention that I'm way more mixed race than 99.99% of the pasty white kids who toss the "white supremacist" bullshit around).
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 13, 2022 12:55 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 13, 2022 12:57 AM (sAXJ5)
Back in the day, joining the army was a common option that judges would give to young men convicted of relatively minor offenses... joyriding, having weed, shoplifting, etc. (in fact, I recall two high school classmates who wound up in the army due to weed possession. That was before piss tests and so on. Yeah, I'm old.)
It sure as hell wasn't done in cases of rape.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 13, 2022 12:58 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2022 01:00 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2022 12
Oh yeah, Fractured Flickers rocked (well before things rocked LOL). Remember Sherman and Peabody? Damn, I'm old. LOL, still on the green side.
Posted by: Farmer at January 13, 2022 01:05 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: TC at January 13, 2022 01:11 AM (+K+vL)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 01:13 AM (9Z9xw)
It'll be in your next update
Posted by: Braenyard
I've purchase Word and don't update. That and I <3 Wordperfect.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 13, 2022 01:14 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Farmer at January 13, 2022 01:05 AM (55Qr6)
May you long stay on that side.
Posted by: TC at January 13, 2022 01:17 AM (+K+vL)
Re the liquid nitrogen in the pool. Makes a cool fog effect. Where did this story come up again? Yes, it can kill people by displacing the O2 around the pool as the nitrogen boils. Indeed that happened once with some idiots for some publicity stunt.
It also became a fad in some upscale bars to put a little sprig of liquid nitrogen in some drinks, giving a fog effect. No problem if done correctly. Until some girl had her esophagus nearly destroyed by swallowing some of it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 13, 2022 01:17 AM (Mzdiz)
If you're wondering how one could displace enough oxygen out of the air, the expansion ratio of liquid N2 to gaseous N2 is about 700:1. That is a gallon of liquid N2 will expand to 700 gallons of N2 gas.
That's how it can displace enough O2 in a pool sized area.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 13, 2022 01:19 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 13, 2022 01:25 AM (l4HL2)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at January 13, 2022 01:27 AM (mCh4j)
It'll be in your next update
Posted by: Braenyard
We have a legal bot at work that automatically checks through correspondence that will be visible to the outside world. Well, I had updated an engineering analysis so in some correspondence I had referred to the "old analysis". The bot came at me and suggest I don't use terms like "old" or "fat". lol
Posted by: banana Dream at January 13, 2022 01:29 AM (l4HL2)
So, like a Carl Gustaf recoilless rifle?
What a maroon.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 13, 2022 01:29 AM (bW8dp)
700 gallons is *only* 93 cubic feet!
I thought the problem was a reaction of the nitrogen with the chlorine...
Posted by: Zettai at January 13, 2022 01:30 AM (5M0ag)
Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2022 01:00 AM (2JoB
Wonder?
Posted by: TC at January 13, 2022 01:11 AM (+K+vL)
I'm thinking it's less idealogical and more *makes graft motion*.
That being said, when you think about the various Soros backed progressive commie DAs refusing to prosecute property crimes and theft, you have to wonder how long before they start refusing to prosecute rape. It's really only a matter of degree, really. And if the victim is white and the perp is black and you got some DA wanting to pander to BLM leftists you just know they're going to make some argument about equitable outcomes for past sex crimes against female slaves blah blah blah. Rape equity or some shit.
It's coming. Brother, you just know this shit is coming.
Posted by: Robert at January 13, 2022 01:32 AM (bWsS/)
So, like a Carl Gustaf recoilless rifle?
What a maroon.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 13, 2022 01:29 AM (bW8dp)
Super High caliber?
There goes all those .950 JDJs...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2022 01:33 AM (dNqv+)
That was incorrect. Such reactions can occur with the chlorine compounds, but not very much. Not enough happens to amount to anything.
They poured an entire dewar of the stuff in the pool, maybe more than one. It produces a very cool fog effect. Also will kill you.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 13, 2022 01:33 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: a dude in MI at January 13, 2022 01:34 AM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Robert at January 13, 2022 01:34 AM (bWsS/)
I'm out.
I mentioned Vampiros Lesbos. It's a really stupid movie but honestly the cinematography is fucking gorgeous. Also smoking hot lesbo action.
Totally worth checking out.
Night!
Posted by: Robert at January 13, 2022 01:37 AM (bWsS/)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 13, 2022 01:39 AM (KAi1n)
What about "super duper high caliber"?
Posted by: Robert
Then we Heil! Heil! right in the maroon's face ...
Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine Critic ... at January 13, 2022 01:43 AM (okV1R)
Don't let me bedbugs bite.
Posted by: Braenyard's Phone at January 13, 2022 01:43 AM (qC9f1)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 13, 2022 01:44 AM (KAi1n)
Back when I was going to Clempson Cow Collidge, and I think it was in my sophomore year, some of us idiots got to playing with liquid nitrogen. Some of the grad students had access to the stuff, and they tapped some off the dewar and we got to playing it with.
The fog in the water trick is one, not to mention dunking various things in it and freezing the hell out of 'em. Like the old hammer a nail with a frozen banana trick.
Well, one of those professors caught up and chewed us all out. He didn't mind us playing with it, just do it safely. He chewed out the grad students even more 'cause they should've known better.
So, he showed one of the rooms in the building with a nice ventilation system especially made for handling boiling off shit like that and other fumes. If you want to play, do it here and turn the damn system on!
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 13, 2022 01:45 AM (Mzdiz)
Keep that fucker OUT of my Army.
Beyond sick and tired of the shit coming down.
Posted by: irongrampa at January 13, 2022 01:51 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: TC at January 13, 2022 02:01 AM (+K+vL)
Curious that my land line internet connection and my phone internet connection should go out at the same time.
And then within three minutes of each other come back on.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 02:01 AM (+VOV0)
Sorry about that. Just a little upgrade.
Posted by: Bob@NSA at January 13, 2022 02:02 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Robert
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If SMH was here she could explain that but she's been MIA today and night. hmmm
Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 02:04 AM (+VOV0)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 02:01 AM (+VOV0)
Not really curious. It happens from time to time. Are you suggesting there is something sinister at work?
Posted by: TC at January 13, 2022 02:05 AM (+K+vL)
Posted by: Bob@NSA
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Now that I know it was you I feel better.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 02:06 AM (+VOV0)
Posted by: irongrampa at January 13, 2022 02:08 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: TC at January 13, 2022 02:05 AM (+K+vL)
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Seems odd that land line - xfinity, and LTE, - AT&T
would go down and then come back up at the same time.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 02:09 AM (+VOV0)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 02:10 AM (+VOV0)
would go down and then come back up at the same time.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 02:09 AM (+VOV0)
Could be your internet connection went down for a few minutes.
Posted by: TC at January 13, 2022 02:13 AM (+K+vL)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 13, 2022 02:14 AM (a4EWo)
Braenyard, is your phone set to use local wi-fi when in range? I don't have any smart phones, and will never have one, but if the wifi dropped out, assuming you have it, will the phone automatically go over the cell data network, or maybe it takes a while?
Posted by: Bob@NSA at January 13, 2022 02:16 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Bones at January 13, 2022 02:41 AM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 13, 2022 02:42 AM (a4EWo)
I've worked with engineering co-ops for 30 years. Sadly, they generally have really dropped in quality. It used to be a pretty good professional advocation but performance expectations in the US have fallen off significantly as a whole.
Sadly most of the big firms that hire hundreds of engineers are looking for ones that check all the fashionable boxes these days. Some of the recent (5 years) interviews I've had are seriously frightening. Small firms who don't have the money to indulge in such fantasies are still looking for good engineers.
My experience is that good engineers are the exception these days in the US. They are also very hard to find/hire because anyplace worth a shit takes very good care of them.
Posted by: pawn at January 13, 2022 02:43 AM (Cfk8j)
Posted by: JT at January 13, 2022 02:53 AM (arJlL)
Dutch newspaper is apologizing to its readers for its unquestioning repeating of government propaganda over Covid.
https://tinyurl.com/6zybvuuj
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 13, 2022 02:55 AM (Mzdiz)
In a 20X20X10 ft, non-ventilated enclosure. You need to vaporize around 30 liters of LN2 to get to this level. That is a lot. The big 200 hundred plus pound dewars you see rolled around typically hold 60 to 100 liters.
Posted by: pawn at January 13, 2022 03:05 AM (Cfk8j)
https://tinyurl.com/6zybvuuj
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 13, 2022 02:55 AM (Mzdiz)
The Boys on the Board are gonna take a lot of flack from the Boys Downtown!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2022 03:15 AM (dNqv+)
Beautiful Car. Did not know that Mercedes had tried a Wankel. Not usually a fan of orange, but it looks nice on this car.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2022 03:30 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2022 03:39 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: JT at January 13, 2022 03:42 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: olddog in mo at January 13, 2022 04:01 AM (ju2Fy)
Posted by: Biden's Dog at January 13, 2022 04:16 AM (xGXKY)
Yes a beautiful car. Nice to know you can still get parts for a Mercedes Wankel engine.
Posted by: pawn at January 13, 2022 04:27 AM (Cfk8j)
Posted by: Slapweasel at January 13, 2022 04:56 AM (Ckg4U)
This is bullshit.
It's more like 50 million.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 12, 2022 10:15 PM (BFigT)
Yes, I agree that mathematically speaking, the figure is in the 10^6 or 10^7 range rather than 10^4.
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