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Decrepit Senile Old Man Does His Clint Eastwood Tough-Guy Schtick: "I will stand in this breech. I will defend this nation. And I will allow no one to place a dagger at the throat of democracy."

I will poop my pants in front of the Duchess of Cornwall.

Jon Zal

@jon_zal


"I will stand in this breech. I will defend this nation. And I will allow no one to place a dagger at the throat of democracy."

My @POTUS


Kyle Shideler
@ShidelerK

The only place Joe Biden "stands in the breach" is at the soft serve line at Golden Corral.

Note Biden explicitly mentions a previous voting rights bill in this section -- just as Senate Democrats openly bragged to the media, this Propaganda Pageant is nothing but a pressure campaign for their rig-the-vote bill.

More from this shambling, shuffling Defeater of Corn-Pop:

More of this highly partisan, nonpresidential speech from this nasty, enfeebled demagogoue.

I can't believe that just shy of half of all votes were cast for this guy.

"POTUS" was introduced by THROATUS:

Buck Sexton
@BuckSexton

Really glad that (vaccinated) Joe Biden was wearing a mask on his solo walk up to the podium in the Capitol, only to take it off right away for the whole speech

That's the kind of science-based brilliance the Biden regime is known for

Biden later claimed that despite repeatedly referencing Trump in this full-on vicious political attack, by not saying the word "Trump," he avoided making his hyperpolitical speech political:

trumpnotnamed.jpg

trumpstatementbidenspeech.jpg


Meanwhile, in the future first state of the Free Republic of America:

Jay O'Brien
@jayobtv


NEW:

@GovRonDeSantis says the anniversary of January 6th is "not something that most Floridians have been concerned about."

Says events in DC today will be "nauseating" and a "politicized Charlie Foxtrot" (ask your military friends what that last phrase means).


Remarks came in a telling split-screen.

DeSantis was speaking as President Biden and Vice President Harris prepared to address the nation, saying Democracy withstood a serious attack on January 6th.

Worth pointing out Florida leads the nation in Capitol rioters arrested w/ 70

Besides calling the Democrat-Media Complex's Propaganda Pageant "nauseating," he then demanded to know why six armed "insurrectionists" had been taken off the wanted lists. (Spoiler: Because they were feds who were acting as agent provocateurs.)


Yes, Ted Cruz, if Trump doesn't run, you are totally next-in-line for the nomination.

Posted by: Ace at 12:13 PM




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1 1st?

Posted by: Skip's Phone at January 06, 2022 12:13 PM (D+Eie)

2 Dutifully called them, even on phone

Posted by: Skip's Phone at January 06, 2022 12:14 PM (D+Eie)

3 Besides calling the Democrat-Media Complex's Propaganda Pageant "nauseating," he then demanded to know why six armed "insurrectionists" had been taken off the wanted lists. (Spoiler: Because they were feds who were acting as agent provocateurs.)

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Asking this question makes DeSantis an insurrectionist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 06, 2022 12:15 PM (LvTSG)

4 Democrats so called "democracy " really means to them Marxism

Posted by: Skip's Phone at January 06, 2022 12:15 PM (D+Eie)

5 I think it was smart of Trump to not hold a press conference today. Biden and the Dems look like fools, and I don't think that this will help them any.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 06, 2022 12:16 PM (wmDcS)

6 Yes, Ted Cruz, if Trump doesn't run, you are totally next-in-line for the nomination.

Yes! Right behind Mike Pence LOL

Fuck Joe Biden.

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 06, 2022 12:16 PM (GYllL)

7 Biden is a national embarrassment, as is his entire administration. That said, Ted Cruz could fit right in with Biden's rhatoric.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 06, 2022 12:16 PM (VWp7G)

8 commies love to blab about the will of the people when they really mean the will of the "important" and SMAHHHHHRT people like themselves who ought to run everything

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 06, 2022 12:16 PM (llON8)

9 6 Yes, Ted Cruz, if Trump doesn't run, you are totally next-in-line for the nomination.

Yes! Right behind Mike Pence LOL

Fuck Joe Biden.
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 06, 2022 12:16 PM (GYllL)


Second look at John Kasich. Semi /s

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2022 12:16 PM (s2VJv)

10 "I will stand in this breech. I will defend this nation. And I will allow no one to place a dagger at the throat of democracy."

Dagger. Schumer was famous for often saying that "___ is a dagger in the heart of ____."

POOTUS is now stealing lines from Schumer instead of Kinnock.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 06, 2022 12:17 PM (rb5DN)

11 Makes me want to move to Florida...and I don't even like bugs or humidity.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 06, 2022 12:17 PM (XvPQV)

12 >>Jon Zal
@jon_zal

>"I will stand in this breech. I will defend this nation. And I will allow no one to place a dagger at the throat of democracy."
>>>>My @POTUS


Hey, Everybody - Check out what a complete fucking Homo this guy is!

TRUE FACT :

Jack Murphy texted him to ask if he would like to borrow a cup of Alpha Residue to get him over that BetaSoy Bump he is high centered on.

Posted by: garrett at January 06, 2022 12:17 PM (Q8622)

13 *sob*

I read the content!

*sob*

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain: Dandolo Did Nothing Wrong at January 06, 2022 12:17 PM (PWa+F)

14 Duchess of Cornwall IIRC

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 06, 2022 12:17 PM (ONvIw)

15 Yes, Ted Cruz, if Trump doesn't run, you are totally next-in-line for the nomination.

=========

It will be Trump or Trump's pick in 2024.

No one else as the groundswell support that can match Trump's along with his name recognition and ability to motivate activists.

I'm mostly looking forward to rich Republican donors wasting a quarter of a million dollars on people like Liz Cheney and Mike Pence in a hilarious effort to undo Trump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 06, 2022 12:18 PM (LvTSG)

16 Asking this question makes DeSantis an insurrectionist.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 06, 2022 12:15 PM (LvTSG)


You may be joking, but I think that's fully the plan: they're going to use this to go after anyone on the right. Expect to see the FBI and IRS raid conservative groups, campaigns, arrest conservative leaders and candidates. State and local officials will declare that candidates who made any sort of comments questioning the Jan 6 narrative, or voicing support for Trump, are providing "aid and comfort" to insurrectionists and therefore under the 14th Amendment are removed from the ballots.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 06, 2022 12:18 PM (wmDcS)

17 14 Duchess of Cornwall IIRC
Posted by: CN...FJB at January 06, 2022 12:17 PM (ONvIw)


Duchess of Cornpop.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2022 12:18 PM (s2VJv)

18 I got nuttin but mud up to my ass.

Posted by: I love liver and onions, with faba beans at January 06, 2022 12:18 PM (PUsvy)

19 >>>"I will stand in this breech. I will defend this nation. And I will allow no one to place a dagger at the throat of democracy."


Son of a bitch spends 25% of his presidency at his Delaware home. You'll stand in the breech of the bathroom, but nowhere else.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 06, 2022 12:18 PM (VWp7G)

20 >> Yes, Ted Cruz, if Trump doesn't run, you are totally next-in-line for the nomination.

Yes! Right behind Mike Pence LOL




'Please Clap'

Posted by: garrett at January 06, 2022 12:18 PM (Q8622)

21 >>> 11 Makes me want to move to Florida...and I don't even like bugs or humidity.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 06, 2022 12:17 PM (XvPQV)

I fkn hate humidity but it's sort of a natural result of having enough rain to grow things without irrigation.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 06, 2022 12:18 PM (llON8)

22 With Biden for us, who can be against us?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 06, 2022 12:18 PM (FVME7)

23 That speech was ridiculous and a sign of how far this county has declined.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 06, 2022 12:18 PM (Y5qcH)

24 Makes me want to move to Florida...and I don't even like bugs or humidity.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 06, 2022 12:17 PM (XvPQV)


Does anyone?

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 06, 2022 12:19 PM (Ez6QX)

25 16 You may be joking, but I think that's fully the plan: they're going to use this to go after anyone on the right. Expect to see the FBI and IRS raid conservative groups, campaigns, arrest conservative leaders and candidates. State and local officials will declare that candidates who made any sort of comments questioning the Jan 6 narrative, or voicing support for Trump, are providing "aid and comfort" to insurrectionists and therefore under the 14th Amendment are removed from the ballots.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 06, 2022 12:18 PM (wmDcS)

==========

It's almost like they aren't confident of the steal this time.

Or that they just want things to get sporty. Making the opposition effectively illegal could be a way to that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 06, 2022 12:19 PM (LvTSG)

26 Wait, it was the American people who 'invaded' the Capital on Jan 6... so if he is standing in the breach, and the PEOPLE rule, not the Government...

Then was he the one opening the doors for them?

/looks really confuselated

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 06, 2022 12:19 PM (oHd/0)

27 Yes, Ted Cruz, if Trump doesn't run, you are totally next-in-line for the nomination.

Yes! Right behind Mike Pence LOL

Fuck Joe Biden.
Posted by: Capital Eff


Fuck DC.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2022 12:19 PM (uXonU)

28 Why aren't people calling this "dark"?

Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2022 12:19 PM (XHhHI)

29 Veep Throat wandering off before this Speech of Great Import is hilarious.

Also, Fuck Joe Biden.

Posted by: spindrift at January 06, 2022 12:19 PM (h5TKJ)

30 On Jan 6th , Cruz was scheduled to speak in regard to his vote against certifying the electoral college vote. Ah why bother.

Posted by: Just a side note at January 06, 2022 12:19 PM (mmU7u)

31 He'll Corn Pop you and Trump too!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 06, 2022 12:20 PM (UHVv4)

32 I am Sharticus!

Posted by: Joe Poopy Pants Biden at January 06, 2022 12:20 PM (WROfJ)

33 "...here in America the people rule."

Yeah, right. Then let all the people in the gulag go, you demented psychopath.

Posted by: soulpile at January 06, 2022 12:20 PM (hiX0r)

34 You stole the country Joe with the help of Deep State. Democrats Propaganda Ministry, and Big Tech's millions.

Fk Joe Biden

Posted by: Skip's Phone at January 06, 2022 12:20 PM (D+Eie)

35 What a pleasure to hear DeathSantis speak. Hope he never goes Noem on us.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 06, 2022 12:20 PM (Mtn20)

36 FJB

Today more than ever

Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at January 06, 2022 12:20 PM (URSJO)

37 Obeying the law? Do you mean taking people entering the country illegally and depositing them around the country? You mean deciding that laws against criminal activity can be ignored? Or ruling by executive order?

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 06, 2022 12:20 PM (5HBd1)

38 31 He'll Corn Pop you and Trump too!!!
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 06, 2022 12:20 PM (UHVv4)


Tippy Canoe and Your Guns Go In Too!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2022 12:20 PM (s2VJv)

39 LOL. Rupar seems impressed.

Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2022 12:20 PM (XHhHI)

40 35 What a pleasure to hear DeathSantis speak. Hope he never goes Noem on us.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 06, 2022 12:20 PM (Mtn20)

==========

DeSantis apologizes for his whiteness in 3, 2, 1...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 06, 2022 12:21 PM (LvTSG)

41 Ted Cruz kiss my ass.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at January 06, 2022 12:21 PM (ytSiK)

42 If President Trumps was part of the government on January 6, how could be a part of an insurrection?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 06, 2022 12:21 PM (WROfJ)

43 "I will stand in this breech. I will defend this nation. And I will allow no one to place a dagger at the throat of democracy."
++++
What democracy? That throat's been slit already, Joe. You and your team were instrumental in the slitting.

Fuck you and your unbacked bombast. What you're doing, as your handlers (though I suspect not you) know damn well, is setting the stage for outright war against the American people.
Marginalize. Concentrate. Exterminate. You have variations on that theme, but all mass slaughters follow more or less the same process, and you're out there running these plays right now. You're working to give moral authority to your drones and make half the country into second-class citizens. You, not Trump, want your enemies unemployed, poor, removed from society and eventually dead.

You. You and yours. So again, fuck you.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 06, 2022 12:21 PM (DU+/6)

44 Biden was a breech baby?...ass first?

Posted by: BignJames at January 06, 2022 12:22 PM (AwYPR)

45 Leave Ted Cruz ALONE!

Posted by: Pence at January 06, 2022 12:22 PM (fx8tj)

46 has THROATUS been said before?

Posted by: ace at January 06, 2022 12:22 PM (0G13K)

47 No lying dog-faced pony soldier is going to interfere with my quest for Unity!

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at January 06, 2022 12:22 PM (I2/tG)

48 44 Biden was a breech baby?...ass first?
Posted by: BignJames at January 06, 2022 12:22 PM (AwYPR)


". . . From July to the end of September . . ."

- - A 1976 Tune

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2022 12:22 PM (s2VJv)

49 Why aren't people calling this "dark"?

Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2022 12:19 PM (XHhHI)

Raaaaacists.

(obligatory 5 a's)

Posted by: I love liver and onions, with faba beans at January 06, 2022 12:22 PM (PUsvy)

50 35 What a pleasure to hear DeathSantis speak. Hope he never goes Noem on us.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 06, 2022 12:20 PM (Mtn20)

If he ends up building a way for millions in small donor contributions to get to any campaign, he won't. If he goes hat-in-hand to megadonors to raise funds, he absolutely will.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 06, 2022 12:22 PM (rb5DN)

51 So- Democrats argument is that Republicans are too dangerous to rule America? Do Democrats think the voters have been sleeping since they took over? They're demonstrably trying to subvert the constitution, flood the country with illegal immigrants, littered our schools with Marxist-racist ideology, ushered in rampant inflation, destroyed our energy sector, undermined our military and are trying to unconstitutionally push an unconstitutional federal takeover of our elections that would keep them as dictators into perpetuity.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 06, 2022 12:22 PM (VpIIl)

52 Mollie
@MZHemingway
Left-Wing Terrorists Bombed The Senate In 1983. Bill Clinton Let Them Out Of Prison Early -- At Jerry Nadler's Request

https://tinyurl.com/3pnzeb38

Posted by: redridinghood at January 06, 2022 12:22 PM (NpAcC)

53 >>"...here in America the people rule."


I think he meant San Dimas High School Football.

Posted by: garrett at January 06, 2022 12:22 PM (Q8622)

54 Where's the GOP response? Those f'kers have been awfully quiet lately.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 06, 2022 12:22 PM (Y5qcH)

55 ". . . And I will allow no one to place a dagger at the throat of democracy."


Except BLM, Code Pink, Antifa, and Democrat operatives who commit rampant electoral fraud.

Posted by: Joe "Delaware Dementia" Biden at January 06, 2022 12:23 PM (WROfJ)

56 I'm mostly looking forward to rich Republican donors wasting a quarter of a million dollars on people like Liz Cheney and Mike Pence in a hilarious effort to undo Trump.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

And, should one of those named win, they will then be OWNED by the rich Republican donors.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2022 12:23 PM (uXonU)

57 well, nice to see that dems are as full as stupid as i thought.

but i skipped the speech, mostly because i couldn't give a shit what they think anymore.

Side note, is it just me who is actually starting to believe that they ARE going to try and arrest PDJT for "inciting an insurrection" or treason? I always felt it was laughable, but i'm really kind of getting the feeling they're scared and think that MIGHT be the only way to save themselves...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at January 06, 2022 12:23 PM (8D42x)

58 Joe is like John Wayne except tougher.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 06, 2022 12:23 PM (FVME7)

59 It's almost like they aren't confident of the steal this time.

Or that they just want things to get sporty. Making the opposition effectively illegal could be a way to that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 06, 2022 12:19 PM (LvTSG)
++++
I think the steal will be harder this time. Besides, nothing like a good insurance policy.

I also think they are trying to incite. They would welcome a good attack or assassination at this point, since it would justify what they're itching to do.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 06, 2022 12:23 PM (DU+/6)

60 Did Kamala mention the Big Meat problem in her speech?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 06, 2022 12:23 PM (Mtn20)

61 35 What a pleasure to hear DeathSantis speak. Hope he never goes Noem on us.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 06, 2022 12:20 PM (Mtn20)

Somebody (AtC?) has said (paraphrasing, maybe poorly) that eventually DeathSantis will say or do something that at least feels like a betrayal to us. But until then, let him rock on.

Posted by: Thrawn at January 06, 2022 12:23 PM (Rl7KJ)

62 I didn't watch.

I was afraid my husband would come home this evening and find me dead from a rage stroke, with the two cats eating my earlobes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 06, 2022 12:23 PM (ptqGC)

63 Makes me want to move to Florida...and I don't even like bugs or humidity.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect

Does anyone?
Posted by: Jordan61


Bugs are delicious, Comrade !!!

Posted by: The Entomological Commissar at January 06, 2022 12:24 PM (okV1R)

64 The Ted Cruz who fell in the propaganda line of Jan 6 being an insurrection? I don't fn think so.

Posted by: cjhmhch at January 06, 2022 12:24 PM (egPfD)

65 Would be nice if Joe Rogan would have Deb Heine or Julie Kelly on his show for 3 hours.

Posted by: Fool Otto at January 06, 2022 12:24 PM (DB16e)

66 56 I'm mostly looking forward to rich Republican donors wasting a quarter of a billion dollars on people like Liz Cheney and Mike Pence in a hilarious effort to undo Trump.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

And, should one of those named win, they will then be OWNED by the rich Republican donors.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2022 12:23 PM (uXonU)

==========

They won't win. They would be owned, but the ones who will run are all grifters who are just running to bilk the donors out of money.

If any of them actually believe they can win against Trump in a primary, especially after the hilarity of the attempts in 2020, then they are a perfect match for the donors as well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 06, 2022 12:24 PM (LvTSG)

67 Where's the GOP response? Those f'kers have been awfully quiet lately.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 06, 2022 12:22 PM (Y5qcH)
++++
They're awfully quiet. It's either "don't interfere when your opponent is fucking up all on their own" or "stay quiet and try to play the averages" or "let them run with it while we do what we're told when the time comes."

Pick one. Just don't pick the first one, because they're not that smart.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 06, 2022 12:24 PM (DU+/6)

68 '...and finally, I would like to than Ray Epps. Without whom, ALL of this would never have happened.'

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 06, 2022 12:24 PM (Q8622)

69 You misquoted Brandon, Ace. Pretty sure he said;

" I will stand in this queef. I will let it blow the hairs on my leg."

Posted by: Marcus T at January 06, 2022 12:24 PM (VpIIl)

70 Happy Epiphany, Horde.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 06, 2022 12:24 PM (NpAcC)

71 A year ago, I had the news on, just for background. I hear these stories of the Capitol being breeched, and I swear, Bob from NSA, I cracked the biggest smile in a long time. Then, I find out as far as insurrections go, it was Al Capone's vault, except for two citizens murdered by their government.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 06, 2022 12:24 PM (lz5hY)

72 Joe Biden can go fuck himself sideways with a chainsaw.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 06, 2022 12:24 PM (K5n5d)

73 Did he threaten us with a dark Winter of Death again?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 06, 2022 12:25 PM (yQpMk)

74 Biden's DOJ/Stasis will pull some shit on DeSantis in the near future. Nonetheless, good on the governor for calling out this pernicious evil and despicable lies from a truly reprehensible life form.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 06, 2022 12:25 PM (nMx88)

75 Joe is like John Wayne except tougher.



Posted by: Jerry Nadler's Diaper at January 06, 2022 12:25 PM (WROfJ)

76 And, should one of those named win, they will then be OWNED by the rich Republican donors.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2022 12:23 PM (uXonU)
++++
Same as today, then.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 06, 2022 12:25 PM (DU+/6)

77 If the election was fair and honest and Biden won by 7 million votes, then, that is proof there is no need for a voting rights bill.

Posted by: old chick at January 06, 2022 12:25 PM (sOete)

78 The GOP is in hiding today. Except Ted Cruz. Pretty sure he's leading one of the services.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 06, 2022 12:25 PM (VpIIl)

79 >>
Side note, is it just me who is actually starting to believe that they ARE going to try and arrest PDJT for "inciting an insurrection" or treason?


See my post in the prior thread about Ammo Flying Off the Shelves.

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 06, 2022 12:25 PM (GYllL)

80 It's BREACH, you FUCKING ILLITERATES.

Breech refers to pants or the ass, depending on context.

Posted by: trev006 at January 06, 2022 12:25 PM (Eqkqm)

81 Holy shit! Frank just told me I forgot to kick Liz Cheney out of the GOPe Caucus! Darn. I gotta put that on my to-do list for 2022!

Posted by: Kevin "Mrs. Luntz" McCarthy at January 06, 2022 12:25 PM (Mtn20)

82 Holy crap it's snowing here. Like actually snowing. I am sure it won't amount to much (it never does), but that was entirely unexpected.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 06, 2022 12:25 PM (DU+/6)

83 "If the election was fair and honest and Biden won by 7 million votes, then, that is proof there is no need for a voting rights bill.

Posted by: old chick at January 06, 2022 12:25 PM (sOete) "

Sssssh.

Posted by: Intellect at January 06, 2022 12:26 PM (VpIIl)

84 "just shy of half of all American voters voted for this guy"

ace, you mean just under half of actual votes in 2020? Or under half of registered or eligible?

If the first, that means 7M votes were manufactured (to get the cretin under 75M for Trump).

There's obviously very good reason to suspect that WI, MI, GA, AZ, and PA (and probably NV) were "decided" by pretty small possibly fraudulent "votes" (we're talking low 10s of thousands, total). But 7M?

Posted by: rhomboid at January 06, 2022 12:26 PM (OTzUX)

85 So this time next year, mattress companies will run sales on January 6th. Which would be pretty appropriate given the current VP.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 06, 2022 12:26 PM (4olE8)

86 I like humidity. It's like being in a sauna without having to be next to stinky naked people.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 06, 2022 12:26 PM (/c1QV)

87 Kamala always flaps her wings like a chicken when she opens her willie hole. Must be a nervous tic.
Lying and being stupid will do that.

Posted by: Bosk at January 06, 2022 12:26 PM (x6uUk)

88 Did he threaten us with a dark Winter of Death again?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 06, 2022 12:25 PM (yQpMk)
---
What? And rush the season?!

Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2022 12:26 PM (XHhHI)

89 I couldn't watch Sundowner if I was at home.
And yes wishing that bastard will stroke out today too

Posted by: Skip's Phone at January 06, 2022 12:26 PM (D+Eie)

90 I'm mostly looking forward to rich Republican donors wasting a quarter of a million dollars on people like Liz Cheney and Mike Pence in a hilarious effort to undo Trump.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 06, 2022 12:18 PM (LvTSG)


Paul Ryan, pencilneck loser extraordinaire, has conducted at least one fundraiser for Cheney. Fools and their money...

Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at January 06, 2022 12:26 PM (y7DUB)

91 Um, Reichstag, your fire's calling.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 06, 2022 12:26 PM (Vgw1E)

92 "I will stand in this breech.

WHO SHIT MY BRITCHES?!

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 06, 2022 12:26 PM (AytXr)

93 71 A year ago, I had the news on, just for background. I hear these stories of the Capitol being breeched, and I swear, Bob from NSA, I cracked the biggest smile in a long time. Then, I find out as far as insurrections go, it was Al Capone's vault, except for two citizens murdered by their government.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 06, 2022 12:24 PM (lz5hY)

A real insurrection is being waged in Kazakhstan right now. AFAIK, the Bite-me's Admin hasn't said anything in support of them right now because it would be kinda hypocritical to do so.

Posted by: Thrawn at January 06, 2022 12:27 PM (Rl7KJ)

94 Does anyone?
Posted by: Jordan61
___

No.

Living in South Georgia in the 90s was enough for me, so far as heat and humidity and bugs are concerned, y'all can move to FL if you want.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 06, 2022 12:27 PM (fBYY+)

95 "Somebody (AtC?) has said (paraphrasing, maybe poorly) that eventually DeathSantis will say or do something that at least feels like a betrayal to us. But until then, let him rock on."

This will happen. My expectations could not be lower.

Posted by: f'd at January 06, 2022 12:27 PM (vrz2I)

96 Where's the GOP response? Those f'kers have been awfully quiet lately.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 06

Oh sorry, we've been working on our tranny outreach.

Are you one of those church people?

Posted by: Ronna and the RNC at January 06, 2022 12:27 PM (j2mKL)

97 has THROATUS been said before?
Posted by: ace at January 06, 2022 12:22 PM (0G13K)

Not that I can recall. By Jove, Ace, you've done it again.
(said like Mr. Magoo)

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 06, 2022 12:27 PM (MFphb)

98 >>Holy crap it's snowing here. Like actually snowing. I am sure it won't amount to much (it never does), but that was entirely unexpected.


Been coming down for over 36 hours, here. Another 24+ hours of it to come, too.

Posted by: garrett at January 06, 2022 12:27 PM (Q8622)

99 Paul Ryan, pencilneck loser extraordinaire, has conducted at least one fundraiser for Cheney. Fools and their money...
Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at January 06, 2022 12:26 PM (y7DUB)

And, if I recall, so did W.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 06, 2022 12:27 PM (rb5DN)

100 Pretty sure he's leading one of the services.



Que?

Posted by: Mexican Travel Agent at January 06, 2022 12:27 PM (WROfJ)

101 If the election was fair and honest and Biden won by 7 million votes, then, that is proof there is no need for a voting rights bill.

Posted by: old chick at January 06, 2022 12:25 PM (sOete)
---
Hey! Trying to doublethink here!

Posted by: Democrats at January 06, 2022 12:27 PM (XHhHI)

102 DeSantis really does walk the walk, which is why the marxist media hate him.

Ted Cruz slit his political throat when he fellated the deep state with his cowardly comments about Jan 6th being a terrorist attack. Cruz is very likely to have lost any chance at holding his Senate seat much less have a chance at any national office after that completely stupid act. Cruz is about as reliable as Chief Justice Roberts on being honest and trustworthy.

Posted by: Pete at January 06, 2022 12:27 PM (gamTF)

103 >>has THROATUS been said before?
Posted by: ace at January 06, 2022 12:22 PM (0G13K)


THREADWINNER!

Posted by: garrett at January 06, 2022 12:28 PM (Q8622)

104 Over 500 riots in cities. Police officers actually killed. Buildings burnt. Federal properties attacked. Lives ruined. Businesses destroyed.

When is the memorial day for THAT?

Posted by: Marcus T at January 06, 2022 12:28 PM (VpIIl)

105 I'm already basically off facebook b/c I hate everyone I'm FB friends with but TODAY I will for sure not go near that dumpster fire

I'm sure they're all (my family; my friends) crowing about "Muh President" like whoever that Zal asshat is

arrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhh

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 06, 2022 12:28 PM (j9HX3)

106 Georgia is getting interesting again.

Ratshitberger has agreed to listen to whistleblowers who came forward and admitted to stuffing ballot boxes.

Nothing will happen, of course.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 06, 2022 12:28 PM (ptqGC)

107 >>>Where's the GOP response? Those f'kers have been awfully quiet lately.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe


They haven't said a damned word about the 1/6 prisoners and the alleged beatings they have been receiving. But sure, let's all vote for you feckless clowns.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 06, 2022 12:28 PM (VWp7G)

108 holy crap it's snowing here. Like actually snowing. I am sure it won't amount to much (it never does), but that was entirely unexpected.
___

Got about an inch or two here.

Currently 19 with a windchill of 5.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 06, 2022 12:28 PM (fBYY+)

109 97 has THROATUS been said before?
Posted by: ace at January 06, 2022 12:22 PM (0G13K)

Not that I can recall. By Jove, Ace, you've done it again.
(said like Mr. Magoo)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 06, 2022 12:27 PM (MFphb)

I've never heard it before, either. Brilliant.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 06, 2022 12:28 PM (rb5DN)

110 "I just pooped my breeches."

Posted by: Brandon at January 06, 2022 12:28 PM (VpIIl)

111 Sickening words spoken by sick people.

Posted by: creeper at January 06, 2022 12:28 PM (cTCuP)

112 There's obviously very good reason to suspect that WI, MI, GA, AZ, and PA (and probably NV) were "decided" by pretty small possibly fraudulent "votes" (we're talking low 10s of thousands, total). But 7M?
Posted by: rhomboid at January 06, 2022 12:26 PM (OTzUX)

The number is absolutely preposterous, yes. But absolutely that many votes were stolen. This was the reason for the 2 AM shutdown: it wasn't a tiny amount of votes in swing states that had to be manufactured. They were staring down the barrel of a Trump slide, and realized they had to steal the election while increasing vote totals proportionally. Even if it meant the fucking ludicrous assertion that Joe Biden was the most popular election winner in the country's history, more so than 2008 Obama.

Posted by: trev006 at January 06, 2022 12:29 PM (Eqkqm)

113 A hero stands in the breach. Biden poops in his breeches.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 06, 2022 12:29 PM (P3gRi)

114 If the election was fair and honest and Biden won by 7 million votes, then, that is proof there is no need for a voting rights bill.

Posted by: old chick at January 06, 2022 12:25 PM (sOete)

They're trying to take away our Zuckerberg given rights, man!

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 06, 2022 12:29 PM (ONvIw)

115 They haven't said a damned word about the 1/6 prisoners and the alleged beatings they have been receiving. But sure, let's all vote for you feckless clowns.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
___

One of many reasons why I'm no longer interested in voting.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 06, 2022 12:29 PM (fBYY+)

116 101 If the election was fair and honest and Biden won by 7 million votes, then, that is proof there is no need for a voting rights bill.

Posted by: old chick at January 06, 2022 12:25 PM (sOete)

Yeah, I noticed that too. He said we need the dems voting rights bill and then launched into a tirade about how great the last election was with no evidence of fraud.

Will anyone in the media point this out? No, they won't.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 06, 2022 12:29 PM (Y5qcH)

117 It's almost like they aren't confident of the steal this time.

Look, Fat, we need election reform in order to legalize the way we got here...

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 06, 2022 12:29 PM (pbStR)

118 They murdered at least 2 if not 4 Trump
supporters on Jan. 6th, and not one badged pig suffered anything worse than contusions, cuts, scratches, and a mild concussion. And the Vice President goes on stage comparing his to Pearl Harbor and 9-11?!?!? The Vice President for fuck's sake!

Posted by: PacosMojo at January 06, 2022 12:29 PM (4Pleu)

119 "Living in South Georgia in the 90s was enough for me, so far as heat and humidity and bugs are concerned, y'all can move to FL if you want.
Posted by: SMH"

On the plus side it's 60 degrees outside right now and will get to the upper 60s this afternoon.

Posted by: f'd at January 06, 2022 12:30 PM (vrz2I)

120 This dagger weel not cut.

Posted by: doug marcaida at January 06, 2022 12:30 PM (UHVv4)

121 I'm irked with Ted. Is it because I won't take your campaign calls anymore (hey, I'm broke, I have no money to give).
But seriously, he should have approached it more in the vein of, "Although I approve of much Trump did as President, I would ALSO do those things he didn't do right", but Instead we got a petulant take, as if Ted is still butt-hurt from being called "Lyin' Ted". Well, I guess he still is.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 06, 2022 12:30 PM (ynpvh)

122 Got five inches of powdery snow yesterday on top of the six we got last week. It's currently 5 degrees. Winter arrived late, but's making up for lost time.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 06, 2022 12:30 PM (x8Wzq)

123 They will use this bullshit insurrection narrative to continue to steal elections AND get away with it. If you question the results, you're an insurrectionist. It's worked for all of 2021. We have political prisoners in gulags getting punishments that don't fit the crime for which they were "convicted."

Posted by: soulpile at January 06, 2022 12:30 PM (hiX0r)

124 And another hundred thousand west-staters fearful of midstate climate load up their u-hauls and head for Florida.

Posted by: JEM at January 06, 2022 12:31 PM (8erNz)

125 There was nothing Free, Fair or Democratic about the 2020 Election.

Joe Biden received a stolen nomination and a stolen Presidency.

Posted by: garrett at January 06, 2022 12:31 PM (Q8622)

126 115....

Yup, I'm planning on sitting out 2022, something I've never done since first becoming eligible to vote in 1990.

Posted by: PacosMojo at January 06, 2022 12:31 PM (BuiC1)

127 119 "Living in South Georgia in the 90s was enough for me, so far as heat and humidity and bugs are concerned, y'all can move to FL if you want.
Posted by: SMH"

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That's fine. GA is closed anyway.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 06, 2022 12:31 PM (ptqGC)

128 Side note, is it just me who is actually starting to believe that they ARE going to try and arrest PDJT for "inciting an insurrection" or treason? I always felt it was laughable, but i'm really kind of getting the feeling they're scared and think that MIGHT be the only way to save themselves...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at January 06, 2022 12:23 PM (8D42x)
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If you notice, late in his administration, PDT left NY, his home for decades, and changed his residence to FL. I've long thought it was for reasons other than taxes.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 06, 2022 12:31 PM (5pTK/)

129 116 101 If the election was fair and honest and Biden won by 7 million votes, then, that is proof there is no need for a voting rights bill.

Posted by: old chick at January 06, 2022 12:25 PM (sOete)

Yeah, I noticed that too. He said we need the dems voting rights bill and then launched into a tirade about how great the last election was with no evidence of fraud.

Will anyone in the media point this out? No, they won't.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 06, 2022 12:29 PM (Y5qcH)

oldchick, I've never read that particular argument put through this succinctly.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 06, 2022 12:31 PM (rb5DN)

130 It's BREACH, you FUCKING ILLITERATES.

Breech refers to pants or the ass, depending on context.
Posted by: trev006


INTO THE BREECH!!

Posted by: Peter North at January 06, 2022 12:31 PM (uXonU)

131 The thought of Brandon standing in a breech and being run over by American tanks gives me joy.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at January 06, 2022 12:31 PM (sI15f)

132 >>Where's the GOP response?

Bukkake party at Ronna's place?

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 06, 2022 12:31 PM (GYllL)

133 104 Over 500 riots in cities. Police officers actually killed. Buildings burnt. Federal properties attacked. Lives ruined. Businesses destroyed.

When is the memorial day for THAT?


yep Marcus and then you know there I was crying for my city; crying to see all the windows on Walnut St broken and all the shops looted; crying to see small businesses destroyed, burned, robbed ....

and what thanks do I get from the City of Philadelphia?

they do not want me there
they do not want my presence, my money, nothing

they want to be left alone, to have only hipsters in the bars and restaurants, and only the Goodest of the Good allowed in "their" stadiums and museums. IF anyone is allowed in a museum at all. the museum staff has really enjoyed no one being in there but themselves, playing on their phones, raking in covid/stimulus money instead of people actually paying for anything, actual ticket sales.

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 06, 2022 12:31 PM (j9HX3)

134 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE BIDEN'S A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT.


- Me

Posted by: Archer at January 06, 2022 12:32 PM (gmo/4)

135
"My president." "One hell of a speech."

Years from now, when the truth comes out, the medical establishment will ascertain the progression of this disease and be able to point to the exact moment when a chronic Twitter user looks down at a urinal and realizes that his cock has just vanished, and he's as smooth as a Ken doll.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 06, 2022 12:32 PM (hQ23g)

136 On the plus side it's 60 degrees outside right now and will get to the upper 60s this afternoon.
Posted by: f'd
___

*shrugs*

We'll likely have to move to South GA in the future, due to hub's parents getting up there in age, or if he gets a job offer there.
GA, TX, or MO are in the running at the moment.
MO is my preference due to the grandbabies.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 06, 2022 12:32 PM (fBYY+)

137 >> I'm planning on sitting out 2022


hey look at this guy Glowing over here.

Posted by: garrett at January 06, 2022 12:32 PM (Q8622)

138 I will fart in Nancy Pelosi's chair.
Happy Insurrection Day!

Posted by: wth - wearing my Halloween Viking Hat at January 06, 2022 12:32 PM (v0R5T)

139 >>>One of many reasons why I'm no longer interested in voting.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy

I will never vote for another GOP incumbent, at least in PA. I'll vote for every challenger until people start getting a spine.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 06, 2022 12:32 PM (VWp7G)

140

I'm too sexy for your vote
Too sexy for your vote
You going to get my goat

Posted by: Right Said Ted at January 06, 2022 12:33 PM (63Dwl)

141 Posted by: rhomboid at January 06, 2022 12:26 PM (OTzUX)

Calif alone increased its total vote count from just over 14 million in 2016, to just over 17 Million in 2020.

3 million more votes in a State that had NO signature verification, and everyone got a mail in ballot.... and ballot harvesting.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 06, 2022 12:33 PM (oHd/0)

142 I look at Kamala and see Joe Camel and laugh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 06, 2022 12:33 PM (ptqGC)

143 "Somebody (AtC?) has said (paraphrasing, maybe poorly) that eventually DeathSantis will say or do something that at least feels like a betrayal to us. But until then, let him rock on."

This will happen. My expectations could not be lower.
Posted by: f'd at January 06, 2022 12:27 PM (vrz2I)
***

Hell, if I wanted a perfect candidate, I would run and vote for myself. That said, hell, there are days when I say shit thats dumb. Indeed, rock on dudes!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 06, 2022 12:33 PM (axyOa)

144 126 115....

Yup, I'm planning on sitting out 2022, something I've never done since first becoming eligible to vote in 1990.
Posted by: PacosMojo at January 06, 2022 12:31 PM (BuiC1)

==========

I think voting third party is a more effective protest, personally.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 06, 2022 12:33 PM (LvTSG)

145 Norms restored!

Bringing us all together!

How wonderfully unifying!

Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 06, 2022 12:33 PM (hLdAG)

146 To commemorate 1/6, Today I will be donating to Harriet Hageman who is running to unseat Liz Cheney

https://tinyurl.com/2unnjsye

Posted by: redridinghood at January 06, 2022 12:33 PM (NpAcC)

147 A hero stands in the breach. Biden poops in his breeches.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 06, 2022


***
The Scots call those "breeks."

"Eek! My breeks have leaks!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 06, 2022 12:34 PM (txdEq)

148 They murdered at least 2 if not 4 Trump
supporters on Jan. 6th, and not one badged pig suffered anything worse than contusions, cuts, scratches, and a mild concussion.

Posted by: PacosMojo at January 06, 2022 12:29 PM (4Pleu)
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Indeed.

And remember, when the 2-night White House Siege ended with gassing (where Jan-6 protesters started), the Dems all cried??

Nobody shot dead without a warning--and you know how well that would have worked out.

Posted by: Democrats at January 06, 2022 12:34 PM (XHhHI)

149 I am Sharticus!
--------------------------
No, I am Sharticus!

Posted by: rep. jerry nadler at January 06, 2022 12:34 PM (UHVv4)

150 I'm mostly looking forward to rich Republican donors wasting a quarter of a million dollars on people like Liz Cheney and Mike Pence in a hilarious effort to undo Trump.

Add Cruz to that list

Posted by: 7man at January 06, 2022 12:34 PM (qwO6y)

151 The thought of Brandon standing in a breech and being run over by American tanks gives me joy.

Posted by: Miss Issippi
___

Lord, forgive me for wanting to be the driver in that scenario and knowing that I'd giggle like a Japanese schoolgirl while doing donuts on his decrepit remains.

Amen.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 06, 2022 12:34 PM (fBYY+)

152 1st. My word as a Biden.

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at January 06, 2022 12:34 PM (zSyrn)

153 Calif alone increased its total vote count from just over 14 million in 2016, to just over 17 Million in 2020.

3 million more votes in a State that had NO signature verification, and everyone got a mail in ballot.... and ballot harvesting.
Posted by: Romeo13


And who has been bleeding population.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2022 12:34 PM (uXonU)

154 "I just pooped my breeches."
Posted by: Brandon at January 06, 2022 12:28 PM (VpIIl)
........

Has your butt been wiped?

Posted by: wth - wearing my Halloween Viking Hat at January 06, 2022 12:34 PM (v0R5T)

155 Breech refers to pants or the ass, depending on context.
~~~
Ah! So that's what FJB meant.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 06, 2022 12:34 PM (IDhUW)

156 Norms restored!

Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 06, 2022 12:33 PM (hLdAG)
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Now we just have to change ALL the election laws!

Posted by: Democrats at January 06, 2022 12:34 PM (XHhHI)

157 All this talk about "Our Democracy" chaps my ass. I hear it a lot - A LOT - at my contract job that will end soon because I can't stand to listen to their stupid Millennial Mouths much longer. And I don't have to. I don't need their money - and I'm bigger. This relationship is coming to an end.

Regardless - "Our Democracy" gets old. It's two wolves and a sheep. Anyone that willingly walks to the dinner table, as the main course, just because the group picked, is a weak damn fool.

Fuck. That.

Posted by: Mr. Obvious at January 06, 2022 12:35 PM (Cevzb)

158 interesting quote from an email from a Dem group:

"Trump Republicans are making moves in what appears to be an effort to overturn the 2024 presidential election results and ensure a right-wing victory, if necessary."

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 06, 2022 12:35 PM (Ynyl9)

159 128 Side note, is it just me who is actually starting to believe that they ARE going to try and arrest PDJT for "inciting an insurrection" or treason? I always felt it was laughable, but i'm really kind of getting the feeling they're scared and think that MIGHT be the only way to save themselves...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at January 06, 2022 12:23 PM (8D42x)
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If you notice, late in his administration, PDT left NY, his home for decades, and changed his residence to FL. I've long thought it was for reasons other than taxes.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 06, 2022 12:31 PM (5pTK/)

Teddy Kennedy did ACTUAL SEDITION, trying to get our enemy, the Russians, to help defeat Ronald Reagan. That's the story of the left; a bunch of traitorous whores (they don't do it for free).

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 06, 2022 12:35 PM (ynpvh)

160 Have not looked at any news this AM so I would not puke.
I hate the dem more than ever and in an unhealthy way
And fuck Cruz. He just cut his own throat

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2022 12:36 PM (Irn0L)

161 No, I am THROATUS!

Posted by: don lemon at January 06, 2022 12:36 PM (UHVv4)

162 Hell, if I wanted a perfect candidate, I would run and vote for myself. That said, hell, there are days when I say shit thats dumb. Indeed, rock on dudes!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 06, 2022 12:33 PM (axyOa)


I can't vote for me. I'm troubled by my lack of sex scandals.

Posted by: Wally at January 06, 2022 12:36 PM (FJYfm)

163 I'm waiting for an explanation about the fake Oval Office set. Seriously.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 06, 2022 12:36 PM (ptqGC)

164

Daily Beast:

This Is the Day That Joe Biden Became President

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 06, 2022 12:36 PM (63Dwl)

165 We few, we precious few, we band of mothers . . .

- Preznizzle Biden

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 06, 2022 12:36 PM (FVME7)

166 Hell, if I wanted a perfect candidate, I would run and vote for myself. That said, hell, there are days when I say shit thats dumb. Indeed, rock on dudes!
Posted by: Diogenes


Fuck me! I won't vote for myself!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2022 12:36 PM (uXonU)

167 It's BREACH, you FUCKING ILLITERATES.

Breech refers to pants or the ass, depending on context.
Posted by: trev006


***
The grammar-spelling-data examination test I took this morning as part of an online job application? I'll bet more than half of these media clowns couldn't pass it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 06, 2022 12:36 PM (txdEq)

168 I feel like the Church Lady had the right GOP response to the Biden Junta

"Could it be....Satan!?"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 06, 2022 12:36 PM (Mtn20)

169 Years from now, when the truth comes out, the medical establishment will ascertain the progression of this disease and be able to point to the exact moment when a chronic Twitter user looks down at a urinal and realizes that his cock has just vanished, and he's as smooth as a Ken doll.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 06, 2022 12:32 PM (hQ23g)
+++++
*snort*

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 06, 2022 12:36 PM (DU+/6)

170 I am Sharticus!
--------------------------
No, I am Sharticus!
Posted by: rep. jerry nadler at January 06, 2022 12:34 PM (UHVv4)

I am Xerxes!

Posted by: Corey Booker, fiercely heterosexual at January 06, 2022 12:36 PM (v0R5T)

171 Does Joe think he's living in the 19th century? That's the kind of high-flying bullshit they used to fling back then.

Posted by: huerfano at January 06, 2022 12:36 PM (MzKgG)

172 131 The thought of Brandon standing in a breech and being run over by American tanks gives me joy.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at January 06, 2022 12:31 PM (sI15f)

Shit filled Breeches.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 06, 2022 12:36 PM (ynpvh)

173 Jeb Cruz needs adding to the popular lexicon.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 06, 2022 12:36 PM (OssQ4)

174 Teddy Kennedy did ACTUAL SEDITION, trying to get our enemy, the Russians, to help defeat Ronald Reagan. That's the story of the left; a bunch of traitorous whores (they don't do it for free).
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 06, 2022 12:35 PM (ynpvh)
--------------

Milley should be in Leavenworth. At the very least.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 06, 2022 12:37 PM (5pTK/)

175 >>Calif alone increased its total vote count from just over 14 million in 2016, to just over 17 Million in 2020.

I like Dice's Calif boardwalk interviews with the dumbest fucks I've ever heard on video.

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 06, 2022 12:37 PM (GYllL)

176 164

Daily Beast:

This Is the Day That Joe Biden Became President
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 06, 2022 12:36 PM (63Dwl)

=========

Good for him.

Still not going to get any legislation passed, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 06, 2022 12:37 PM (LvTSG)

177 158 Mueller was an effort by both parties to overturn the 2016 election....crickets.

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 06, 2022 12:37 PM (ONvIw)

178 If you notice, late in his administration, PDT left NY, his home for decades, and changed his residence to FL. I've long thought it was for reasons other than taxes.


yep Blake, for sure. there is simply no way he could be safe at all in the state of New York. or a bunch of other states around here. Basically the NE/MidAtlantic is lawless; it is not America. it's some other country. maybe NeoCanada?

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 06, 2022 12:37 PM (j9HX3)

179 The slobbering twitterati are clapping like seals!

Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 06, 2022 12:37 PM (hLdAG)

180 135
"My president." "One hell of a speech."

Years from now, when the truth comes out, the medical establishment will ascertain the progression of this disease and be able to point to the exact moment when a chronic Twitter user looks down at a urinal and realizes that his cock has just vanished, and he's as smooth as a Ken doll.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 06, 2022 12:32 PM (hQ23g)

Ken doll's have at least a bump there.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 06, 2022 12:37 PM (ynpvh)

181 Where's the GOP response? Those f'kers have been awfully quiet lately.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Reminds me of how quiet they were during the russia collusion hoax. No one stood up for Trump, us, and sanity.
Anyway, I do not want to hear some bs from McConnell or Romney etc. So mixed blessing.

Posted by: MikeM at January 06, 2022 12:37 PM (Dwe7n)

182 Regardless - "Our Democracy" gets old. It's two wolves and a sheep.

Actually, their Democracy is more like two wolves and ten sheep, sheepdogs being illegal.

Posted by: t-bird at January 06, 2022 12:38 PM (1vynn)

183 >>> Daily Beast:

This Is the Day That Joe Biden Became President
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 06, 2022 12:36 PM (63Dwl)


Oh, be sure that all the pollsters will show a bump after this. This was part of the narrative. It is all a scripted show.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 06, 2022 12:38 PM (/c1QV)

184 "if I wanted a perfect candidate, I would run and vote for myself. "

Same here but I would probably disappoint myself anyway.

Posted by: f'd at January 06, 2022 12:38 PM (vrz2I)

185 What a load. Talk about over dramatic. If he was on stage they'd shephard crook him off he's chewing up the scenery.

Joe Biden couldn't recognize a knife at the throat of Democracy under any circumstances.

Beside, Joe, this isn't a Democracy. Never was. It's a Representative Republic. And rightfully so because a Democracy quickly morphs in to a dictatorship and from there to tyranny. As can be seen by the last 4 years especially but also generally at the hands of its self named proponents the Democrats. And we can see how they act whenever they have power. And it's not freedom and rights that they present and fight for.

It really amazes me that it took this long for this confrontation to come. I thought it would've happened 20-30 years ago. Wish it would've cause then I'd have the energy and mobility to fight it. Now I'm just a spectator rooting for my team but with no much hope from what's gone on so far.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 06, 2022 12:38 PM (n08+I)

186 So January 6th is all they got to run on this year. They literally can't run on anything else that political parties normally run on because it is all fvcked up.

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at January 06, 2022 12:38 PM (bVYXr)

187 >>Daily Beast:

>>This Is the Day That Joe Biden Became President



If only he knew.

Posted by: garrett at January 06, 2022 12:38 PM (Q8622)

188 This is 100% about firing up the Democrats' demoralized base. That's fine, you gotta toss out some red meat sometime. But I can't imagine that this spectacle is anything but repulsive to anyone else.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 06, 2022 12:38 PM (Ai656)

189 What Cruz did was willfull and malicious given he is possessed of high intelligence and a trained legal mind. Along with defaming American who support Trump as traitor (a legal term) he also made a preemptive strike against any serious future inquiries. He pulled a Liz Chaney. All this to eliminate what he perceives to be his obstacle in 2024. Trump

Posted by: 7man at January 06, 2022 12:38 PM (qwO6y)

190 Fuck me! I won't vote for myself!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2022 12:36 PM (uXonU)
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I'm with the late William Buckley, paraphrasing, we'd be better off voting for the first 200 names in the phone book than our current representatives.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 06, 2022 12:38 PM (5pTK/)

191 Remember when the Capitol was actually bombed by leftists? And Nader asked Billy Jeff to pardon the bombers, and he complied?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 06, 2022 12:39 PM (ptqGC)

192 Actually, their Democracy is more like two wolves and ten sheep, sheepdogs being illegal.
Posted by: t-bird at January 06, 2022 12:38 PM (1vynn)
++++
Something like that.

"Our Democracy" != "democracy"
"Our Democracy" != "republican government"
"Our Democracy" == "unaccountable tyranny with absolute power"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 06, 2022 12:39 PM (DU+/6)

193 All this talk about "Our Democracy" chaps my ass. I hear it a lot - A LOT - at my contract job that will end soon because I can't stand to listen to their stupid Millennial Mouths much longer.

Posted by: Mr. Obvious at January 06, 2022 12:35 PM (Cevzb)
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Really? People parrot that Democratic shit?

I hope never to hear the drones repeat that contentless crap.

Posted by: Democrats at January 06, 2022 12:39 PM (XHhHI)

194 But millions of illegal immigrants flooding our nation and willfully inflationary policies and forced vaccinations and decriminalizing felonies to create lawless mayhem across the urban landscape, no those aren't "daggers to the throat," of course not. They're nothing next to a pathetic ragtag of protesters taking selfies in the Capitol one winter day.

What an abomination.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 06, 2022 12:39 PM (H8QX8)

195 Once More into the Breach ---- Joe Henry the Filth

Posted by: Just a side note at January 06, 2022 12:39 PM (mmU7u)

196 I wonder what every public school and university is teaching about today.

Posted by: Axshually, no I don't at January 06, 2022 12:39 PM (aLFi2)

197 Thank you, Darrell Harris, that's nice of you to say, even if you are an old lady killer.

Posted by: old chick at January 06, 2022 12:39 PM (sOete)

198 When they say "Our Democracy" they are describing organized crime, a racket.
Not unlike La Cosa Nostra is "our thing".

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 06, 2022 12:39 PM (jTmQV)

199 Basically the NE/MidAtlantic is lawless; it is not America. it's some other country. maybe NeoCanada?
Posted by: Black Orchid


NeoChine.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2022 12:39 PM (uXonU)

200 Where's the GOP response? Those f'kers have been awfully quiet lately.

I know that Marjorie Taylor-Greene and Matt(?) Gaetz are giving it, although it could be just their own personal responses. "The following are not necessarily the views of the Republican Party", etc.

Posted by: t-bird at January 06, 2022 12:39 PM (1vynn)

201 I miss Rush.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 06, 2022 12:39 PM (ptqGC)

202 161 No, I am THROATUS!

Posted by: don lemon at January 06, 2022 12:36 PM (UHVv4)

I thought, perhaps, RECTUS!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 06, 2022 12:40 PM (ynpvh)

203 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 06, 2022 12:40 PM (arJlL)

204 Fuck off joe. I'll cut "democracy"'s fucking head off. This Is A Republic.

Posted by: JoshO at January 06, 2022 12:40 PM (Z9wz+)

205 >>Daily Beast:

>>This Is the Day That Joe Biden Became President



If only he knew.
Posted by: garrett at January 06, 2022 12:38 PM (Q8622)




hey-oh!

Posted by: Ed McMahon at January 06, 2022 12:40 PM (yQpMk)

206 the only explanation for Cruz's comments is that some big would-be swamp donors insisted on him making such a statement to get their $$$ support for a presidential run

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at January 06, 2022 12:40 PM (V6W16)

207 186 So January 6th is all they got to run on this year. They literally can't run on anything else that political parties normally run on because it is all fvcked up.
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at January 06, 2022 12:38 PM (bVYXr)

they ran on less in 2020

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 06, 2022 12:40 PM (ONvIw)

208 >>All this talk about "Our Democracy" chaps my ass. I hear it a lot - A LOT - at my contract job that will end soon because I can't stand to listen to their stupid Millennial Mouths much longer.

Posted by: Mr. Obvious

Funny how their form of Democracy includes violent riots where innocent people are killed.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 06, 2022 12:40 PM (VWp7G)

209 VDH brilliantly nailed the junta last night, when interviewed on Carlson:

"These guys (Democrat leaders) are stone-cold revolutionaries, they are Jacobins. The are ten times more dangerous than those clownish people who entered the Capital on January 6th. They are even more dangerous than those people who for 120 continuous days rioted and burned cities all over America last year, who burned and looted and injured 2000 people and killed thirty cops we don't talk about. These Democrats are serious people who do not believe in the Constitution or our customs and traditions."

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 06, 2022 12:40 PM (Mtn20)

210 Have not looked at any news this AM so I would not puke.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2022 12:36 PM (Irn0L)


Looked at the local news this morning because we're having a snowstorm and I wanted to see what the roads were like. Wall to wall J6 bullshit.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 06, 2022 12:40 PM (Ez6QX)

211 maybe what Biden meant was, he'll stand in the beach, since he seems to fearlessly do that.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 06, 2022 12:40 PM (Ynyl9)

212
And I get that media people have a job, and they're doing what's expected of them. But these people - all of them, to a man - were gleefully ridiculing Brandon along with the rest of the Party when Obama was the figurehead. Nobody ever expected him to be President.

But exigencies and vicissitudes forced Jarrett to bring this guy into position temporarily as a stalking horse for her preferred candidate, and now, in lockstep, they are all mouthing their worshipful paeans to... Joe Biden. Joe. Freakin'. Biden.

It's so degrading. This must be how it felt to be a Soviet journalist extolling the raw power and deep wisdom of late-stage Brezhnev or Chernenko during his brief tenure... at what point do you just haul off and cap yourself to end the self-abasement?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 06, 2022 12:40 PM (hQ23g)

213 Steven Miller summed it up well on Twitter. This is Wellstone 2.0

Posted by: Wally at January 06, 2022 12:41 PM (FJYfm)

214 Thinking today if the video could all be seen that even the tear gas and other usual riot control was wah out of line when it was started, all to start this. They knew this was going to be the story the country was attacked the days before it happened.

Posted by: Skip's Phone at January 06, 2022 12:41 PM (D+Eie)

215 Stacey Abrams
@staceyabrams
Jan. 5 was democracy at its finest.
Jan. 6 showed democracy in peril.
Let me be clear: Insurrectionists did not and will never erase the voices of 2.3 million Georgians, a majority being voters of color, who exercised their power and delivered progress in the face of darkness.

-
Yeah, people who refuse to accept election results are the worst!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 06, 2022 12:41 PM (FVME7)

216 By the way, anyone remember when we were aghast at PDT attacking Ted Cruz?

Good times, good times.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 06, 2022 12:41 PM (5pTK/)

217 "Whose streets?!"

"OUR STREETS!!"

"Whose democracy?!"

"OUR DEMOCRACY!!"

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 06, 2022 12:41 PM (OssQ4)

218 >>the only explanation for Cruz's comments is that some big would-be swamp donors insisted on him making such a statement to get their $$$ support for a presidential run


That...


or, he is simply a Cuck.

Posted by: garrett at January 06, 2022 12:41 PM (Q8622)

219 It's so degrading. This must be how it felt to be a Soviet journalist extolling the raw power and deep wisdom of late-stage Brezhnev or Chernenko during his brief tenure... at what point do you just haul off and cap yourself to end the self-abasement?


the drugs help, YD

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 06, 2022 12:41 PM (j9HX3)

220 >>>the only explanation for Cruz's comments is that some big would-be swamp donors insisted on him making such a statement to get their $$$ support for a presidential run
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything

Ted Cruz, like Hillary Clinton, will never be president.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 06, 2022 12:41 PM (VWp7G)

221 **Big Announcement**

Today I announce that I am NonBidenary.

Please resume your normal daily activities.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 06, 2022 12:41 PM (axyOa)

222 213 Steven Miller summed it up well on Twitter. This is Wellstone 2.0
Posted by: Wally at January 06, 2022 12:41 PM (FJYfm)

----

Pretty much.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 06, 2022 12:41 PM (ptqGC)

223 Yup Kamala had a place to be. She should be on her knees behind the podium fluffing Ol Joe's junior up so he can give an even more aggressive speech.

What a putz. What a bimbo.

Posted by: GlendaleGreybeard at January 06, 2022 12:41 PM (cn6vO)

224 174 Teddy Kennedy did ACTUAL SEDITION, trying to get our enemy, the Russians, to help defeat Ronald Reagan. That's the story of the left; a bunch of traitorous whores (they don't do it for free).
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 06, 2022 12:35 PM (ynpvh)
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Milley should be in Leavenworth. At the very least.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 06, 2022 12:37 PM (5pTK/)

There should be miles of highways around DC littered with gallows of the traitors to this country swaying, feeding crows and vultures. But anyway...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 06, 2022 12:42 PM (ynpvh)

225 I will shit my breeches, I will take it outside and fight, fat; 2020 is the year I, anyway. Trumpeletezhure.

Posted by: Statesman Joseph Robinette Biden at January 06, 2022 12:42 PM (LaNzR)

226 The slobbering twitterati are clapping like seals!
Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 06, 2022 12:37 PM (hLdAG)
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Reminds me of the Twit crowd high-fiving over the pee-pee diaries that they totally missed as fake.

Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2022 12:42 PM (XHhHI)

227 What happened on Jan 5th? Does that fat bitch think the election was on Jan 5th?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 06, 2022 12:42 PM (UuD2k)

228 This speech went over about as well as a turd in the pants of a fake president in the presence of the Duchess of Cornwall.

Posted by: squid_hunt at January 06, 2022 12:42 PM (B0mGw)

229 189 What Cruz did was willfull and malicious given he is possessed of high intelligence and a trained legal mind. Along with defaming American who support Trump as traitor (a legal term) he also made a preemptive strike against any serious future inquiries. He pulled a Liz Chaney. All this to eliminate what he perceives to be his obstacle in 2024. Trump
Posted by: 7man at January 06, 2022 12:38 PM (qwO6y)

Cruz always has been a loathsome piece of shit. In a Congress full of demagogues, he is in the upper tier. The man was a full-on Bushie although they turned against him, as he would have them if necessary.

Nothing lost here.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 06, 2022 12:42 PM (nMx88)

230 >>>By the way, anyone remember when we were aghast at PDT attacking Ted Cruz?


Trump was right again.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 06, 2022 12:42 PM (VWp7G)

231 206 the only explanation for Cruz's comments is that some big would-be swamp donors insisted on him making such a statement to get their $$$ support for a presidential run
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at January 06, 2022 12:40 PM (V6W16)

Then he's a wind-up whore

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 06, 2022 12:42 PM (ONvIw)

232 I miss Rush.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Yeah. What an immeasurable loss.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 06, 2022 12:42 PM (OssQ4)

233 213 Steven Miller summed it up well on Twitter. This is Wellstone 2.0
Posted by: Wally at January 06, 2022 12:41 PM (FJYfm)

3.0, at least. McCain was Wellstone 2.0

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 06, 2022 12:42 PM (mdjgu)

234 This bikini blonde doesn't want Joe Biden getting anywhere near her breech:
https://is.gd/vmkp9t

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 06, 2022 12:43 PM (DU+/6)

235 Joe Biden and his breech friends.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 06, 2022 12:43 PM (63Dwl)

236 171 Does Joe think this is the 19th century?He could have closed with "Underneath the starry flag, civilize 'em with a Krag".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 06, 2022 12:43 PM (lz5hY)

237 Where's the GOP response? Those f'kers have been awfully quiet lately.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

____

Considering even Trump cut bait with these people, do you really expect them to do anything?

The official GOP response in my opinion should be this was a protest not much different than Black Lives Matter. Except way less damage and mayhem.



Posted by: Blago at January 06, 2022 12:43 PM (PwNLq)

238 Never forgot!

Sixty four billion people died on this day in Washington DC. If not for six brave jort-wearing heroes with bad haircuts, all would have been lost.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 06, 2022 12:43 PM (4fSQf)

239 Ted Cruz, like Hillary Clinton, will never be president.

Zodiac lacks the self-awareness to understand this.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 06, 2022 12:43 PM (QU5/8)

240 230 >>>By the way, anyone remember when we were aghast at PDT attacking Ted Cruz?


Trump was right again.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 06, 2022 12:42 PM (VWp7G)

Great point.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 06, 2022 12:43 PM (mdjgu)

241 Jewish Deplorable
@TrumpJew2
·
26m
Biden delivered live remarks on 1/6 but not on the anniversary of 9/11

This administration is a disgrace


Fuck Joe Biden.

Posted by: clutch cargo - ass flagellation psychosis at January 06, 2022 12:43 PM (wAnMi)

242 @staceyabrams
Jan. 5 was democracy at its finest.


Ah, yes. She's talking about the Trump Presidency, I imagine.

Posted by: t-bird at January 06, 2022 12:44 PM (1vynn)

243 "Where's the GOP response? Those f'kers have been awfully quiet lately."

If you listen real close, you can hear them squeaking from behind the closet door, "Please make the bad Orange Man go away."

Posted by: squid_hunt at January 06, 2022 12:44 PM (B0mGw)

244 It's almost like BLM never existed.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2022 12:44 PM (ZLI7S)

245 Did Angry Joe praise Chinese Democracy again and condemn American citizens?

It's difficult to understand the old kook when he's slurring words thru his taxpayer-owned dentures and pharmacological cocktail.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 06, 2022 12:44 PM (r0ADi)

246 We'll likely have to move to South GA in the future, due to hub's parents getting up there in age, or if he gets a job offer there.
GA, TX, or MO are in the running at the moment.
MO is my preference due to the grandbabies.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 06, 2022 12:32 PM (fBYY+)


The sister I don't like lives in Florida, and the one I do like lives in Arizona. I'd like to be close to her, but I really don't want to live in Arizona. Texas is kinda in the middle, so maybe.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 06, 2022 12:44 PM (Ez6QX)

247 It's so degrading. This must be how it felt to be a Soviet journalist extolling the raw power and deep wisdom of late-stage Brezhnev or Chernenko during his brief tenure... at what point do you just haul off and cap yourself to end the self-abasement?


the drugs help, YD
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 06, 2022 12:41 PM (j9HX3)


As well as sleeping on piles of money with many beautiful boys.

Posted by: Ed McMahon at January 06, 2022 12:44 PM (yQpMk)

248 didn't George Washington wear breaches? Maybe that's what Biden meant.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 06, 2022 12:44 PM (Ynyl9)

249 Sean Davis
@seanmdav

It's okay when Democrats do it

NBC News
@NBCNews
Jul 6, 2018
Federal prosecutors moved to drop charges against the last 39 people accused of participating in a violent protest on the day of President Trump's inauguration.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 06, 2022 12:44 PM (NpAcC)

250 Steven Miller summed it up well on Twitter. This is Wellstone 2.0
Posted by: Wally at January 06, 2022 12:41 PM (FJYfm)

----

Pretty much.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 06, 2022 12:41 PM (ptqGC)
***

Was thinking that very thing earlier today.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 06, 2022 12:44 PM (axyOa)

251 173 Jeb Cruz needs adding to the popular lexicon.

Make that Liz Cruz and you have a winner

Posted by: 7man at January 06, 2022 12:44 PM (qwO6y)

252 the only explanation for Cruz's comments is that some big would-be swamp donors insisted on him making such a statement to get their $$$ support for a presidential run
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything


Then Cruz would be owned by them. Fuck Cruz.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2022 12:44 PM (uXonU)

253 Joe Biden and his breech friends.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 06, 2022 12:43 PM (63Dwl)


Breech Blanket Babylon.

Posted by: clutch cargo - ass flagellation psychosis at January 06, 2022 12:45 PM (wAnMi)

254 Does this equal or exceed his Frank Costanza at Festivus speech?

Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2022 12:45 PM (XHhHI)

255 The official GOP response in my opinion should be this was a protest not much different than Black Lives Matter. Except way less damage and mayhem.



Posted by: Blago at January 06, 2022 12:43 PM (PwNLq)

Republicans tried to introduce BLM-encouraged legislation. Think they will introduce "insurrectionist"-inspired legislation?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 06, 2022 12:45 PM (nMx88)

256 Now that all the major players for 24 have spoken, only one Republican stands out and that is DeSantis. There must be some communist weapon that reduces the density of men's testicles once they spend a serious amount of time in Washington. Maybe I miss something along the way but Ted Cruz used to speak like Ron DeSantis. Maybe not with the same conviction, and that might be the problem here, but at least he seemed to show the same common sense.

If the United States had lost any of our existential wars, the resulting leadership granted by our conquering foreign power would look exactly like the Democrat party of today.

Posted by: Welcome to Wokistan Mutherf*ckers at January 06, 2022 12:45 PM (jri1N)

257 Oooh, Sad Cuck Soi Heart is a Tough Guy! I'll take Things That Never Happened for 1000, Alex.

TheSadTruthBlue heart
ReportsDaNews

Aug 13, 2021
My grandma is almost 88 and still walks everyday. Today she was out walking when a guy got out of his car and yelled at her to take her mask off because it's dangerous and this is all a conspiracy.

I'll be walking with her tomorrow,

I hope to meet him.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 06, 2022 12:45 PM (njfCw)

258 >>>"POTUS" was introduced by THROATUS:

Harsh!

Posted by: m at January 06, 2022 12:45 PM (SWrJu)

259 Joe's "We will fight them on the beaches" speech was stupid, in the extreme. Not that Joe knows it, but, he just telegraphed what the ruling junta has planned for us who believe in the Constitution.

Hint: It isn't Unicorns pooping Skittles.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 06, 2022 12:45 PM (5pTK/)

260 Never Forget!

I really want Joe's Earpiece to give him that line as a battle cry.

Posted by: t-bird at January 06, 2022 12:45 PM (1vynn)

261 Would some intrepid reporter please ask this old hanging sac if he'll stand in the breach of antifa rioters or BLM rioters?

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 06, 2022 12:46 PM (DcKNO)

262 232 I miss Rush.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Yeah. What an immeasurable loss.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 06, 2022 12:42 PM (OssQ4)

I'm still missing Breitbart. What galls me is all the miserable pretenders who proclaimed "I am Breitbart" after he died.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 06, 2022 12:46 PM (H8QX8)

263 191 Remember when the Capitol was actually bombed by leftists? And Nader asked Billy Jeff to pardon the bombers, and he complied?

never heard of it.

Posted by: The Memory Hole at January 06, 2022 12:46 PM (oY6Yp)

264 Welp, I've got a funeral reception to plan. 2022 is getting off to a great start.

Later.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 06, 2022 12:46 PM (ptqGC)

265 We will fight the Sneetches.

Posted by: m at January 06, 2022 12:46 PM (SWrJu)

266 Blm is a federal op, like antifa, and the Epps guy.

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 06, 2022 12:46 PM (ONvIw)

267 Brian Kemp who promised us Constitutional Carry when he was elected is finally getting around to pushing for it. Also to make Juneteenth a paid holiday. Pandering to both side is not a good look Brian, and will probably result in Governor Sow.

Posted by: f'd at January 06, 2022 12:46 PM (vrz2I)

268 OMG I love DeSantis..... Just a question... Did the Ho actually say Jan. 6 was worse than Pearl Harbor and 9/11 ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 06, 2022 12:46 PM (TdaKq)

269 216 By the way, anyone remember when we were aghast at PDT attacking Ted Cruz?

Good times, good times.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 06, 2022 12:41 PM (5pTK/)

Yes, and I decried Trump here for it. When Trump won the election and THEN tried to do what he said he would do, I supported him. Ted is being weasely now, and I will decry him for it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 06, 2022 12:46 PM (ynpvh)

270 Mr. Biden's breeches were breached by something that went "BrrrrEEEEAAACCCCHHH!).

It really was long and loud and impossible to ignore.

Posted by: Duchess of Cornwall at January 06, 2022 12:46 PM (kfcYC)

271 >>>Does this equal or exceed his Frank Costanza at Festivus speech?
Posted by: Axeman


Festivus isn't over until Biden pins Kumala.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 06, 2022 12:46 PM (VWp7G)

272 Does Biden think this will help his poll numbers?

Does Ted Cruz?

Some people just can't read the room.

Try leaving that toilet of Washington and listening to real people. Fuckers think Twitter is America.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 06, 2022 12:46 PM (4fSQf)

273 Build Breeches Better

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 06, 2022 12:47 PM (1vynn)

274 re 242: I got an email that she's running for GA governor again. She might already be working on her next "voter suppression cost me the election" speech.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 06, 2022 12:47 PM (Ynyl9)

275 If you listen real close, you can hear them squeaking from behind the closet door, "Please make the bad Orange Man go away."
Posted by: squid_hunt at January 06, 2022 12:44 PM (B0mGw)

It's all they really want, have ever wanted. They don't give a shit about Biden.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 06, 2022 12:47 PM (H8QX8)

276 TheSadTruth is literally PC Principal from South Park. Somebody took that character as an instruction manual!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 06, 2022 12:47 PM (njfCw)

277 But why was your grandmother walking OUTSIDE with a mask?

Doesn't make any sense.

Should anyone yell at an 88 year old? No. But it still doesn't make sense.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 06, 2022 12:47 PM (DcKNO)

278 237 The official GOP response in my opinion should be this was a protest not much different than Black Lives Matter. Except way less damage and mayhem.

given that the capitol wasn't set on fire, it was more peaceful than the firey but mostly peaceful blm rallies.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 06, 2022 12:47 PM (v3pYe)

279 Really? People parrot that Democratic shit?

Posted by: Democrats at January 06, 2022 12:39 PM (XHhHI)


The White Collar section of Millennials is lost. It's awful.

Firstly - they are physically different than those 40 and over. It's visibly obvious. They are weak - they have no muscle - they mostly can't fill out their own pants. It really is odd to see.

They talk strangely. The older guys, like myself, have noticed. Frankly - even during AIDS - we were out there putting that junk anywhere we could. These fuckers ? Worried about "exposure".

As me and a guy on the line said a few days ago - "It's just a flu - no way we would have stayed away from the bars for that shit. That's were the bitches and music are."

Posted by: Mr. Obvious at January 06, 2022 12:47 PM (Cevzb)

280
It's not Trump's fault that Ted's dad killed Jack Kennedy. It's not Trump's fault Ted's the Zodiac killer. That's all on Ted.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 06, 2022 12:47 PM (hQ23g)

281 "POTUS" was introduced by THROATUS:
---
Deep.

Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2022 12:47 PM (XHhHI)

282 Yes, Ted Cruz, if Trump doesn't run, you are totally next-in-line for the nomination.

I love it when ace brings the lols.

Posted by: Methos at January 06, 2022 12:48 PM (kOpft)

283 "She might already be working on her next "voter suppression cost me the election" speech."

There's a whole lot of cookie crumbs and chocolate smears between here and election day.

Posted by: squid_hunt at January 06, 2022 12:48 PM (B0mGw)

284 I think the communists are taking our temperature with these J6 machinations. If we don't respond, and just stare at them, they will go into the next level of insanity.

They aren't getting the response for us that they want and we aren't listening to them.

Having Brandon play tough guy on TV is hilarious. Keep ignoring them...they have no power outside of being annoying.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at January 06, 2022 12:48 PM (sI15f)

285 "It's all they really want, have ever wanted. They don't give a shit about Biden."

Biden's part of the team. Which is truly appalling.

Posted by: squid_hunt at January 06, 2022 12:48 PM (B0mGw)

286 Kamala took the dick-shaped pacifier out of her mouth long enough to give a speech? It really is an Insurrection Day miracle!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 06, 2022 12:48 PM (II3Gr)

287 HOTUS is actually an acronym. As well as it sounds like what it means.

Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2022 12:48 PM (XHhHI)

288 That speech was hyperbolic. It sounded like it was written by a Millennial. Even Kamala couldn't pretend it was worth a listen.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at January 06, 2022 12:49 PM (uWF4x)

289 >>Remember when the Capitol was actually bombed by leftists? And Nader asked Billy Jeff to pardon the bombers, and he complied

One of those two bombers was Susan Rosenberg who in 2020 sat on the board of BLM.

The circle of life.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2022 12:49 PM (ZLI7S)

290 If there is some sort of provocation that results in arrests of politicians, presumably Republicans does anyone believe the GOP leadership is going to lift a finger? With the potential retaking of congress on the cusp of being achieved, the removal of a number of Republican congress critters from the field would be a true coup d'etat.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 06, 2022 12:49 PM (BFigT)

291 266 Blm is a federal op, like antifa, and the Epps guy.
Posted by: CN...FJB at January 06, 2022 12:46 PM (ONvIw)

By any reasonable definition, the Summer of George was state-sponsored terrorism, so, yeah. The United States lost all legitimacy to criticize Iran, Russia, China or anywhere else because of the violence encouraged against its citizens from May until December 2020. It was like Lenin and Trotsky with teevee.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 06, 2022 12:49 PM (nMx88)

292 "Yes, Ted Cruz, if Trump doesn't run, you are totally next-in-line for the nomination."

He might have been if he had never tried to take on Trump. Trump broke him on live television.

Posted by: squid_hunt at January 06, 2022 12:49 PM (B0mGw)

293 For people who obviously hate democracy so much, "Democrats" sure pay a lot of lip service to it. Just so long as they don't lose, mind you. They rig the system to obtain power. Now, it's illegal for them to lose. Just ask 'em.

That doesn't seem very democratic to me.

They aren't "the people we've been waiting for", but they certainly are the people we were warned about.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 06, 2022 12:49 PM (AIyjm)

294 As well as sleeping on piles of money with many beautiful boys.
Posted by: Ed McMahon
===


Is there something I missed about Ed McMahon?

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at January 06, 2022 12:49 PM (O6DoG)

295 So when will they be making this a national Holiday ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 06, 2022 12:49 PM (TdaKq)

296 A body want to wager a guess why DeSantis should be our candidate?

Posted by: Marcus T at January 06, 2022 12:49 PM (ma/TF)

297 My grandma is almost 88 and still walks everyday. Today she was out walking when a guy got out of his car and yelled at her to take her mask off because it's dangerous and this is all a conspiracy.

I'll be walking with her tomorrow,

I hope to meet him.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 06, 2022 12:45 PM (njfCw)

Then she would be walking with someone and the mask would theoretically be logical. When they make up shit they never think it through.

Posted by: Just a side note at January 06, 2022 12:49 PM (mmU7u)

298 DeSantis absolutely crushed in that clip. The fact Trump backed off pisses me off.

Make Stuart Rhodes, Ray Epps and Scaffold commander fucking stars. And Trump could have done that today.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 06, 2022 12:49 PM (KnUQc)

299 Should anyone yell at an 88 year old? No. But it still doesn't make sense.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 06, 2022 12:47 PM (DcKNO)


I wasn't yelling! I just said, "Get back in the nursing home like I told you the first time!"

Posted by: Gov. Cuomo at January 06, 2022 12:50 PM (FJYfm)

300 I imagine GOPe leaders, thrashing around in their PR conference rooms worrying about appearing too nasty, and then Trump calling to quote Nelson (via Patrick O'Brian), in hopes he can stiffen their jello-spines:

"Never mind maneuvers, always go straight at 'em."

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 06, 2022 12:50 PM (Mtn20)

301 Do not believe there will be free nor fair elections in 2022 mainly because NO one with criminal investigative power will pursue or prosecute or convict the election thieves.

But in a better world this POS retard who THINKS he is POTUS is tormenting a landslide of epic proportions--not that the actual vote matters but if it did its pedal to the medal Joe--you are driving your Party , again in a fairer world, to Oblivion.

Posted by: Voter theater. at January 06, 2022 12:50 PM (FCPbW)

302
"Side note, is it just me who is actually starting to believe that they ARE going to try and arrest PDJT for "inciting an insurrection" or treason? I always felt it was laughable, but i'm really kind of getting the feeling they're scared and think that MIGHT be the only way to save themselves..."

I don't think so. Right now they are relying on one of their favorites - the big lie. Right now, much of the country has been brainwashed into thinking Trump incited a riot.

If it ever went to this level, Trump would have teams of lawyers and PR types playing nonstop videos of him saying to march to the Capital and PEACEFULLY protest. This would be coupled with audio of Hilary's screeching rant about debating and disagreeing with any administration. The unrelaesed camera footage at the Capital would probably be released. Lots of ideas.

Much better for the Democrats to control the narrative by being the only ones keeping this alive. Julie Kelly and MTG are about the only voices not of the left speaking up at this point. The last thing these cretins want is facts from the right being presented broadly in a coherent and widely publicized format and maybe waking folks up.

Posted by: RM at January 06, 2022 12:50 PM (U3LtS)

303 Having Brandon play tough guy on TV is hilarious. Keep ignoring them...they have no power outside of being annoying.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at January 06, 2022 12:48 PM (sI15f)


They gotta do something. Someone somewhere is sitting on a million BBB hats that just aren't selling.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 06, 2022 12:50 PM (axyOa)

304 But why was your grandmother walking OUTSIDE with a mask?

Perhaps training for the summit of Everest. "At some point, you've had enough oxygen", a famous Oralator once said.

Posted by: t-bird at January 06, 2022 12:50 PM (1vynn)

305 286 Kamala took the dick-shaped pacifier out of her mouth long enough to give a speech?

sure, if by "give a speech" you mean "read very slowly and carefully as if it were story time at the library".

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 06, 2022 12:50 PM (VSnVj)

306 DeSantis absolutely crushed in that clip.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 06, 2022 12:49 PM (KnUQc)
---
Makes me believe that maybe he won't be another Walker.

(Walker was my #1 choice in 2015).

Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2022 12:50 PM (XHhHI)

307 >>>A body want to wager a guess why DeSantis should be our candidate?
Posted by: Marcus T


I'd like to think he wants his first year to look like a Conan cover. Standing a pile of skulls.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 06, 2022 12:51 PM (bkUtD)

308 If control of Congress changes hands, will it be before January 6th of next year?

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at January 06, 2022 12:51 PM (zSyrn)

309 "I don't think so. Right now they are relying on one of their favorites - the big lie. Right now, much of the country has been brainwashed into thinking Trump incited a riot."

Agree. This is all politics. The point is to smear Trump in the eyes of the public and lower his standing.

Posted by: squid_hunt at January 06, 2022 12:51 PM (B0mGw)

310 266 Blm is a federal op, like antifa, and the Epps guy.
Posted by: CN...FJB at January 06, 2022 12:46 PM (ONvIw)

By any reasonable definition, the Summer of George was state-sponsored terrorism, so, yeah. The United States lost all legitimacy to criticize Iran, Russia, China or anywhere else because of the violence encouraged against its citizens from May until December 2020. It was like Lenin and Trotsky with teevee.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 06, 2022 12:49 PM (nMx8

BLM was funded through ActBlue. If you clicked the donate link on the BLM website it took you to ActBlue.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 06, 2022 12:51 PM (UuD2k)

311 Try leaving that toilet of Washington and listening to real people. Fuckers think Twitter is America.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 06, 2022 12:46 PM (4fSQf)


The percentage of Americans that regularly use twatter are roughly equivalent to the number who are non-binary/transsexual. Coincidence? I think not.

Posted by: clutch cargo - ass flagellation psychosis at January 06, 2022 12:51 PM (wAnMi)

312 It was like Lenin and Trotsky with teevee.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 06, 2022 12:49 PM (nMx8

They had to burn America to save America, don't you get it? They can't denounce the tools they used to get what they wanted.

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 06, 2022 12:51 PM (ONvIw)

313 Cruz has a sharp mind, but it's doubtful he could ever win a national election.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 06, 2022 12:51 PM (AIyjm)

314 The Capital was bombed by Democrats. Remember when Jerry Nadler bombed in his pants? Thankfully there was no collateral damage. But I'm pretty sure it left some people scarred.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 06, 2022 12:51 PM (ma/TF)

315 292 "Yes, Ted Cruz, if Trump doesn't run, you are totally next-in-line for the nomination."

OANN interviewed ted yesterday and he tried to weasel his way out of what he said... They didn't ask him why he said it but he tried to say he thinks all attacks on the Police are terrorist acts...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 06, 2022 12:51 PM (TdaKq)

316 This Is the Day That Joe Biden Became President
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 06, 2022 12:36 PM (63Dwl)

Sure wasn't 11/3/20

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 06, 2022 12:52 PM (ONvIw)

317 I actually think the advice given to Trump is sound, don't engage. Make it seem like it's not even worth your time and let them spin their wheels.

If I was a Democrat, what I would want most is Trump front and center right now.

Posted by: Blago at January 06, 2022 12:52 PM (PwNLq)

318
(Walker was my #1 choice in 2015).
Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2022 12:50 PM (XHhHI

Walker was mine too

Posted by: It's me donna at January 06, 2022 12:52 PM (TdaKq)

319 Cruz has a sharp mind, but it's doubtful he could ever win a national election.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 06, 2022 12:51 PM (AIyjm)
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Thanks for the laugh!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 06, 2022 12:52 PM (Mtn20)

320 Should anyone yell at an 88 year old? No. But it still doesn't make sense.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 06, 2022 12:47 PM (DcKNO)

Did the fake guy ask her age before he yelled at her?

Posted by: Just a side note at January 06, 2022 12:52 PM (mmU7u)

321 " I actually think the advice given to Trump is sound, don't engage. Make it seem like it's not even worth your time and let them spin their wheels."

I don't agree in this case. I think it makes him look like he's on the run.

Posted by: squid_hunt at January 06, 2022 12:53 PM (B0mGw)

322 Makes me believe that maybe he won't be another Walker.

(Walker was my #1 choice in 2015).
Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2022 12:50 PM (XHhHI)


It's a brave new world out there. It's entirely possible that a politician exists who won't stab us in the back.

Posted by: clutch cargo - ass flagellation psychosis at January 06, 2022 12:53 PM (wAnMi)

323 Cruz is allegedly gonna be on Tucker tonight.

Must see TV

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 06, 2022 12:53 PM (KnUQc)

324 Back in the day, I voted Cruz in the primary because all my candidates dropped out after one of the early primaries (don't get me started about the bullshit primary season where a few states get to choose the candidates for everyone else!). I didn't trust Trump one bit, thinking he was an opportunist Dem. Once he got the nomination, I backed him wholeheartedly based on how he treated the media. Also, I thought he was right about Cruz as the days went by. There are too many politicians and talking heads revered on the right that are just making noise to get votes/likes/money who show their true colors once in a while.

Posted by: soulpile at January 06, 2022 12:53 PM (hiX0r)

325 For people who obviously hate democracy so much, "Democrats" sure pay a lot of lip service to it. Just so long as they don't lose, mind you. They rig the system to obtain power. Now, it's illegal for them to lose. Just ask 'em.

That doesn't seem very democratic to me.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 06, 2022 12:49 PM (AIyjm)
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They've been all about judge-rule for about half a century now. The ACLU was their Congress.

Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2022 12:53 PM (XHhHI)

326 Nobody yelled at the 88 year old. That's classic Things That Never Happened.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 06, 2022 12:53 PM (njfCw)

327 283 "She might already be working on her next "voter suppression cost me the election" speech."

There's a whole lot of cookie crumbs and chocolate smears between here and election day.
Posted by: squid_hunt at January 06, 2022 12:48 PM (B0mGw)

It's a readymade campaign jingle:
Voter suppression
Cost me the election

Posted by: m at January 06, 2022 12:54 PM (SWrJu)

328 268 Did the Ho actually say Jan. 6 was worse than Pearl Harbor and 9/11 ?

yes

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 06, 2022 12:54 PM (VSnVj)

329 "Cruz is allegedly gonna be on Tucker tonight."

Has Cruz ever watched Tucker? Damage control might not be in the cards.

Posted by: squid_hunt at January 06, 2022 12:54 PM (B0mGw)

330 Charlie Foxtrot == Cluster F*ck

Posted by: I had to look it up at January 06, 2022 12:54 PM (7FbwY)

331 >>> Brian Kemp who promised us Constitutional Carry when he was elected is finally getting around to pushing for it. Also to make Juneteenth a paid holiday. Pandering to both side is not a good look Brian, and will probably result in Governor Sow.
Posted by: f'd at January 06, 2022 12:46 PM (vrz2I)


I'm starting to believe that he was put in that position to screw trump and the country, he carried out his orders dutifully, he will be exited out and given his pieces of silver.

It's not that leftists are these big 5-D chess players. It's that they know they can get away with anything. Whatever crazy scheme they come up with they'll throw out and everyone will see to it that it works and turn their eyes if there's anything wrong. If non-leftists tried any of the rigging that leftists do they'd get caught.

Leftists get away with all of it now. Face it, politics are now leftist, inherently leftist, and everyone else is an outsider to the entire system. The Man is the left.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 06, 2022 12:54 PM (/c1QV)

332 Posted by: squid_hunt at January 06, 2022 12:53 PM (B0mGw)

Correct. Smash through this narrative head first. Darren Beattie and Julie Kelly give you chapter and verse. Use them.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 06, 2022 12:54 PM (KnUQc)

333 323 Cruz is allegedly gonna be on Tucker tonight.

Wow... Should be good.. Tucker laid into him yesterday about this

Posted by: It's me donna at January 06, 2022 12:54 PM (TdaKq)

334 any word on when Gaetz and MTG will be giving their press conference?

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at January 06, 2022 12:54 PM (V6W16)

335 "Voter suppression
Cost me the election"

Resulting in my ejection
From the state

Posted by: squid_hunt at January 06, 2022 12:54 PM (B0mGw)

336 Cruz is allegedly gonna be on Tucker tonight.

Must see TV
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 06, 2022 12:53 PM (KnUQc)
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Tucker wasn't too nice to him last night.

So that should be quite good.

Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2022 12:54 PM (XHhHI)

337
Remember when the Capitol was actually bombed by leftists? And Nader asked Billy Jeff to pardon the bombers, and he complied

One of those two bombers was Susan Rosenberg who in 2020 sat on the board of BLM.

The circle of life.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2022 12:49 PM (ZLI7S)


*pointedly doesn't mention that one Bob Lee Swagger novel*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 06, 2022 12:55 PM (n+4am)

338 Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 06, 2022 12:52 PM (Mtn20)

He is smart but clearly a weasel trying to thread the needle. Big misstep and he is a lying sack shit anyway.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 06, 2022 12:55 PM (KnUQc)

339 I predict Cruz on Tucker will backtrack on terrorist comment rather than doubling down.

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at January 06, 2022 12:55 PM (V6W16)

340 Breeches, breeches, the world for a new clean pair of breeches!

Posted by: Stinky Joe Biden at January 06, 2022 12:55 PM (coYBh)

341
They didn't ask him why he said it but he tried to say he thinks all attacks on the Police are terrorist acts...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 06, 2022 12:51 PM (TdaKq)

Setting how stupid that evasion is, given the specific context... what is that even supposed to mean? Nearly all attacks on the police are during the commission of common street crimes, with zero political motivation.

These guys just say shit. Their only thoughts are things like "man these herp-a-derp rubes love muh law-n-orderzzz. I'll just say some back the blue stuff. Can we get a screaming eagle up on the screen??"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 06, 2022 12:55 PM (hQ23g)

342 Some people did some things. So what?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 06, 2022 12:55 PM (dz1OT)

343 Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at January 06, 2022 12:54 PM (V6W16)

2/215 I believe

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 06, 2022 12:56 PM (KnUQc)

344 Ted Cruz--RINO enemy number 1.
He's smart. Can be eloquent. And he's a traitorous piece of shit.
Methinks Ted wants to be Majority Leader of a RINO Senate after the Chinese Turtle exits Stage Left.
Ronna Romney will no doubt throw cash Ted's way to Make America RINO Again.

Posted by: Voter theater. at January 06, 2022 12:56 PM (FCPbW)

345 Biden identified us deplorables as the enemy today, to be killed. Don't tell me he didn't. We better be ready. No different than when Hitler told the Jews exactly what he was going to do to them.

Posted by: Archer at January 06, 2022 12:56 PM (gmo/4)

346 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 06, 2022 12:55 PM (hQ23g)

Lmfao at screaming eagle.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 06, 2022 12:56 PM (KnUQc)

347 Any serious person overseas watches this with widening eyes at this farce put on by these self important clowns.

They are now assured that for at least 2 more years Washington is in the hands of America's enemies. That it's word is worthless and it's aid a waste of time. The Taiwanese should be digging bomb shelters and erecting tank traps on their beaches. Buying and emplacing SAM's and placing breaching charges on all vital industry and infrastructure. Showing the mainland Chinese their resolve in not allowing them to have the island intact may save it.

We go thru this every 4 years or 8 years depending but it's never been this stark a contrast. The Democrats have gone full on insanity and that leaves only one action for their opponents to take and that's to remove them from power and from any possibility of gaining power in any form for the foreseeable future.

They've brought this on themselves.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 06, 2022 12:56 PM (n08+I)

348 323 Cruz is allegedly gonna be on Tucker tonight.

Must see TV
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 06, 2022 12:53 PM (KnUQc)

Oh, that would be great.

Posted by: m at January 06, 2022 12:57 PM (SWrJu)

349 I would never tell a stranger to take off a mask,

just as i will never acknowledge that anyone has the right to tell me to wear one.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 06, 2022 12:57 PM (IDhUW)

350 It's good to know these fireside chats with Grandpa Joe are uniting the America people against the threat of not moving forward.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 06, 2022 12:57 PM (r0ADi)

351 326 Nobody yelled at the 88 year old. That's classic Things That Never Happened.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 06, 2022 12:53 PM (njfCw)

-------

Agree. It's ridiculous. No one cares that an 88 year old is walking wearing a mask.

Now, if she was 20 with big knockers, that's different.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 06, 2022 12:57 PM (DcKNO)

352 They must have really pumped biden full of drugs for him to actually give a "speech" and not shit all over himself

Posted by: It's me donna at January 06, 2022 12:57 PM (TdaKq)

353 Cruz knows he fucked up. That's why he's going on Tucker.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at January 06, 2022 12:57 PM (O6DoG)

354 I am willing to give Cruz and do over if he admits he screwed up when he called Jan 6 a "violent insurrection." However, I'm also willing to bet it won't happen.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 06, 2022 12:57 PM (5pTK/)

355 Cruz is allegedly gonna be on Tucker tonight.

Wow... Should be good.. Tucker laid into him yesterday about this
Posted by: It's me donna at January 06, 2022 12:54 PM (TdaKq)


That would be one of the very few things that would make me tune in to fox (if I could). I can't even imagine what Cruz thinks he's going to accomplish, other than sticking his foot so far in that he shits it out.

Posted by: clutch cargo - ass flagellation psychosis at January 06, 2022 12:57 PM (wAnMi)

356 I will be the one carrying the extra pair of breeches!

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 06, 2022 12:57 PM (XHhHI)

357 330 Charlie Foxtrot == Cluster F*ck
Posted by: I had to look it up at January 06, 2022 12:54 PM (7FbwY)

Now go look up SNAFU.

Posted by: m at January 06, 2022 12:57 PM (SWrJu)

358 It's almost like BLM never existed.
Posted by: JackStraw
It's incredible. Biden got elected, and the racial healing just happened. Any problems disappeared. Not a peep from those people-or at least we never see it in the media.

Posted by: MikeM at January 06, 2022 12:58 PM (Dwe7n)

359 I predict Cruz on Tucker will backtrack on terrorist comment rather than doubling down.
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at January 06, 2022 12:55 PM (V6W16)

...Predict anyone watching with two working brain cells will know Ted is poison to anything resembling Free America.

Posted by: Voter theater. at January 06, 2022 12:58 PM (FCPbW)

360 315 292 "Yes, Ted Cruz, if Trump doesn't run, you are totally next-in-line for the nomination."

OANN interviewed ted yesterday and he tried to weasel his way out of what he said... They didn't ask him why he said it but he tried to say he thinks all attacks on the Police are terrorist acts...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 06, 2022 12:51 PM (TdaKq)

If the police, under orders from above, are attacking you peacefully assembling...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 06, 2022 12:58 PM (ynpvh)

361 Will Joe Biden stand in the breach?

Depends.

Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2022 12:58 PM (XHhHI)

362 You may be joking, but I think that's fully the plan: they're going to use this to go after anyone on the right. Expect to see the FBI and IRS raid conservative groups, campaigns, arrest conservative leaders and candidates. State and local officials will declare that candidates who made any sort of comments questioning the Jan 6 narrative, or voicing support for Trump, are providing "aid and comfort" to insurrectionists and therefore under the 14th Amendment are removed from the ballots.

Now do the Women's group that invaded the Senate Building in June of 2018 (500+ arrested). Then do AOC taking 200+ rioters to Nancy Pelosi's office a few months later. Then do the three or four riots in the Senate Building during the Kavanaugh hearings.

Each of those were implicitly violent acts with the purpose of overthrowing the political process - the very definition of terrorism.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 06, 2022 12:58 PM (+LCoQ)

363 Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at January 06, 2022 12:21 PM

Is that you, Jack Klompus? I didn't steal it, you gave it to me! And I'm not an asshole, I'm a comedian. Though I did look like an ass in that puffy shirt...

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at January 06, 2022 12:59 PM (Do5/p)

364 ny word on when Gaetz and MTG will be giving their press conference?

rsbnetwork.com is carrying it. Oh! It begins in one minute.

Posted by: t-bird at January 06, 2022 12:59 PM (9Fwwf)

365 It's like bizarro world in DC.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 06, 2022 12:59 PM (eMEkg)

366 I am willing to give Cruz and do over if he admits he screwed up when he called Jan 6 a "violent insurrection." However, I'm also willing to bet it won't happen.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 06, 2022 12:57 PM (5pTK/)
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Sympatico.

Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2022 12:59 PM (XHhHI)

367 Our "president" cannot appear in a large public gathering, nor can he speak at a large hangar on an Air Force base packed with troops. The probability of negative signs, banners or chants is too great and would result in a PR disaster.

Is this unprecedented?

Posted by: Just Wondering at January 06, 2022 12:59 PM (A2Prv)

368 347. No clowns, just evil

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 06, 2022 12:59 PM (ONvIw)

369 >>> Charlie Foxtrot == Cluster F*ck
Posted by: I had to look it up at January 06, 2022 12:54 PM (7FbwY)

Now go look up SNAFU.
Posted by: m at January 06, 2022 12:57 PM (SWrJu)


Tango Uniform is one of my favorites.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 06, 2022 12:59 PM (/c1QV)

370 I predict Cruz on Tucker will backtrack on terrorist comment rather than doubling down.
~~~
Some politicians still think they can tell one audience one thing and another audience another and no one will notice.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 06, 2022 12:59 PM (IDhUW)

371 Look guys, no one but hardcore partisans will care about this stupid shit in a few days.

Let it go. It has no power except to make the mindless partisans feel good.

Posted by: MJ at January 06, 2022 01:00 PM (zwDuR)

372 I think Rupar might have ovulated.

Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2022 01:00 PM (XHhHI)

373 Regarding his statement in response to Biden, when Trump said "rigged election", he said all he needed to say.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at January 06, 2022 01:00 PM (kfcYC)

374 I don't know what to make of all the government hyperbole today. Makes you wonder what would happen if there were a crowd with more than hats and signs.

Oh wait! We do know, because it happened many times during Trumps presidency.

The perpetrators are let go. Fires, beatings, theft, vandalism...just blessings of liberty if the right people do it.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 06, 2022 01:00 PM (MFphb)

375 330 Charlie Foxtrot == Cluster F*ck

Posted by: I had to look it up at January 06, 2022 12:54 PM (7FbwY)

I first became acquainted with that term watching the movie, "Heartbreak Ridge"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 06, 2022 01:00 PM (ynpvh)

376 "As me and a guy on the line said a few days ago - "It's just a flu - no way we would have stayed away from the bars for that shit. That's were the bitches and music are."
Posted by: Mr. Obvious at January 06, 2022 12:47 PM (Cevzb)"

While that's not as dumb a take as - well most millenial BS, one of my extremely healthy millenial employees has been struggling with it for 2 weeks now and honestly might not make it. I've said it a hundred times here; a bad case isn't a respiratory disease, it's a blood disease.

It just gives you a cold if you have enough vitamin D or cross immunity from certain other exposures, or don't have a specific set of genetic vulnerabilities, or not super fat. Told her to take vitamin D... she didn't listen.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at January 06, 2022 01:00 PM (CtltA)

377 315 292 "Yes, Ted Cruz, if Trump doesn't run, you are totally next-in-line for the nomination."

OANN interviewed ted yesterday and he tried to weasel his way out of what he said... They didn't ask him why he said it but he tried to say he thinks all attacks on the Police are terrorist acts...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 06, 2022 12:51 PM (TdaKq)

I could agree with that sentiment in principle--although it muddies the water on what terrorism has been accepted to be. He would need to explain how that is applicable here. Maybe Tucker will pin him on that.

Posted by: m at January 06, 2022 01:01 PM (SWrJu)

378 I actually think the advice given to Trump is sound, don't engage. Make it seem like it's not even worth your time and let them spin their wheels."

I don't agree in this case. I think it makes him look like he's on the run.
Posted by: squid_hunt

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He's just not good talking about it.

He's also all over the place, I honestly don't know Trump's position on how he views these people. It seems to constantly evolve. Initially, he basically cut bait and went with the Ted Cruz narrative.

Posted by: Blago at January 06, 2022 01:01 PM (PwNLq)

379 267 Brian Kemp who promised us Constitutional Carry when he was elected is finally getting around to pushing for it.
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There's a good chance Alabama will finally pass it too, if Kay Ivey doesn't veto it. I don't think she will.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 06, 2022 01:01 PM (sWM8x)

380 Ted Cruz should run to be President of The Vagina Club. Because that's the only race he's going to win. Ponce.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 06, 2022 01:01 PM (ma/TF)

381 Cruz knows he [is a] fucked up. That's why he's going on Tucker.

FIFY

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 06, 2022 01:01 PM (+LCoQ)

382 I giver zero Fs about Cruz. Truth is there's virtually no difference between him and anyone the GOP could put up for his Senate seat. Except Cruz specializes in being so unlikeable that Beto was almost his replacement.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 06, 2022 01:01 PM (QU5/8)

383 He is smart but clearly a weasel trying to thread the needle. Big misstep and he is a lying sack shit anyway.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 06, 2022 12:55 PM (KnUQc)
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Sorry, I wasn't clear (typing while on phone is never good).

I'm laughing at the idea of Cruz even running.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 06, 2022 01:01 PM (Mtn20)

384 Pence and Cruz....giggle.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 06, 2022 01:02 PM (DcKNO)

385 Charlie Foxtrot == Cluster F*ck
Posted by: I had to look it up at January 06, 2022 12:54 PM (7FbwY)

Now go look up SNAFU.
Posted by: m at January 06, 2022 12:57 PM (SWrJu)

And BOHICA. Along with FUBAR.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2022 01:02 PM (uXonU)

386 Kyle Drennen
@kjdrennen
On @MSNBC, far-left "historian" Douglas Brinkley compares January 6th to the Holocaust

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I thought it was like when Ming the Merciless got after Flash Gordon.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 06, 2022 01:02 PM (FVME7)

387 I am willing to give Cruz and do over if he admits he screwed up when he called Jan 6 a "violent insurrection." However, I'm also willing to bet it won't happen.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 06, 2022 12:57 PM (5pTK/)


Saying it on TV doesn't count. He said it, he can't take it back. Now, you go hell bent for leather to get due process for the folks rotting in prison right now, call out real violence like Trump's inauguration, or the bombing of the senate in 1983. The real terrorists who got pardoned by Clinton on his way out the door.

Start doing the people's work, and maybe in 10 years or so we won't hate you quite so much. I'd sure never vote for the creep though.

Posted by: clutch cargo - ass flagellation psychosis at January 06, 2022 01:03 PM (wAnMi)

388 349 I would never tell a stranger to take off a mask,

just as i will never acknowledge that anyone has the right to tell me to wear one.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 06, 2022 12:57 PM (IDhUW)

Had a bank guard tell me to put on a mask as I entered a bank. As I was leaving, I mansplained to her she was wearing it wrong (not covering her nose). Musta been racist, as she was black and I'm *only* a white hispanic.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 06, 2022 01:03 PM (ynpvh)

389 372 I think Rupar might have ovulated.

Ha!

Posted by: m at January 06, 2022 01:03 PM (SWrJu)

390 Tango Uniform is one of my favorites.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 06, 2022 12:59 PM (/c1QV)

Just have to remember, in mixed company it is "Toes Up"

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 06, 2022 01:03 PM (N39Ws)

391 386 Kyle Drennen
@kjdrennen
On @MSNBC, far-left "historian" Douglas Brinkley compares January 6th to the Holocaust

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That seems totally reasonable.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 06, 2022 01:03 PM (DcKNO)

392 People like Ted Cruz, who believe that was violent should go play croquet or knit. Something where they can't hurt themselves or spread stupidity.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 06, 2022 01:03 PM (ma/TF)

393 I predict Cruz on Tucker will backtrack on terrorist comment rather than doubling down.
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I don't think so. Again he said the same thing in February 2021 when defending Trump against impeachment.

Posted by: Just a side note at January 06, 2022 01:04 PM (mmU7u)

394 390 Tango Uniform is one of my favorites.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 06, 2022 12:59 PM (/c1QV)

Just have to remember, in mixed company it is "Toes Up"
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 06, 2022 01:03 PM (N39Ws)

BOCOD

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 06, 2022 01:04 PM (Y5qcH)

395 OANN interviewed ted yesterday and he tried to weasel his way out of what he said... They didn't ask him why he said it but he tried to say he thinks all attacks on the Police are terrorist acts...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 06, 2022 12:51 PM (TdaKq)
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Forget about "both sides-ism", silly Ted, because no one is buying your weaseling, and unequivocally call for Antifa/BLM prosecutions.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 06, 2022 01:04 PM (Mtn20)

396 339 I predict Cruz on Tucker will backtrack on terrorist comment rather than doubling down.
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at January 06, 2022 12:55 PM (V6W16)

It doesn't matter. Anyone who didn't have Cruz' number before this does now.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 06, 2022 01:04 PM (nMx88)

397 I knew yesterday Cruz was going to go on Tucker for damage control over what he said.

GOP politicians always have to clarify their remarks when they accidentally say to their base what they usually say to their friends.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 06, 2022 01:04 PM (W3VUu)

398 "He's also all over the place, I honestly don't know Trump's position on how he views these people. It seems to constantly evolve."

When has Trump ever failed to declare his position on anything? That should tell you all you need to know. He condemns them, but can't say it because his base supports them. The only question remaining is why?

Posted by: squid_hunt at January 06, 2022 01:05 PM (B0mGw)

399 @kjdrennen
On @MSNBC, far-left "historian" Douglas Brinkley compares January 6th to the Holocaust ...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 06, 2022 01:02 PM (FVME7)
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Which is grotesque, but more or less consistent with the messaging. And that, of course, justifies just about any retaliation they wish.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 06, 2022 01:05 PM (DU+/6)

400 I don't care if Cruz shits live on camera. He's dead to me.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 06, 2022 01:05 PM (DcKNO)

401
The Taiwanese should be digging bomb shelters and erecting tank traps on their beaches. Buying and emplacing SAM's and placing breaching charges on all vital industry and infrastructure. Showing the mainland Chinese their resolve in not allowing them to have the island intact may save it.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 06, 2022 12:56 PM (n08+I)


The ChiComs aren't interested in taking Taiwan intact. They're still butthurt about getting their asses kicked about 90 years ago by the Kuomintang and having to undergo the Long March in order to survive. This is all about revenge for that humiliation, so the more dead Taiwanese KMT descendants the better.

Plan B is almost certainly to target every TSMC facility with cruise missiles and smart bombs. Which in one stroke, would give them near-total control of most high-end integrated circuit manufacture in the world. There's a reason that TSMC has started a crash program of building manufacturing plants in Arizona.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 06, 2022 01:05 PM (n+4am)

402 I giver zero Fs about Cruz. Truth is there's virtually no difference between him and anyone the GOP could put up for his Senate seat. Except Cruz specializes in being so unlikeable that Beto was almost his replacement.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical ball
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Same here.

I mean AT the GOP convention, he couldn't endorse Trump.

I just view him as an expendable resource, I guess he's a bit better than the usual run of the mill GOP Senator, that's about it.

People though are complete morons if they think Ted Cruz has a chance in hell winning the White House.

Posted by: Blago at January 06, 2022 01:05 PM (PwNLq)

403 386 Kyle Drennen
@kjdrennen
On @MSNBC, far-left "historian" Douglas Brinkley compares January 6th to the Holocaust

And no one will call them on it.... Including the Ho with the comparison to Pearl harbor and 9/11

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Posted by: It's me donna at January 06, 2022 01:06 PM (TdaKq)

404 351 326 Nobody yelled at the 88 year old. That's classic Things That Never Happened.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 06, 2022 12:53 PM (njfCw)
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Agree. It's ridiculous. No one cares that an 88 year old is walking wearing a mask.
Now, if she was 20 with big knockers, that's different.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 06, 2022 12:57 PM (DcKNO)

Here's a set if big knockers: https://tinyurl.com/yckt3p83

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 06, 2022 01:06 PM (ynpvh)

405 "Forget about "both sides-ism", silly Ted, because no one is buying your weaseling, and unequivocally call for Antifa/BLM prosecutions."

The problem for the idiot is the timing. He has just joined common cause with Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer to condemn people who were strolling through the Capitol Building.

Posted by: squid_hunt at January 06, 2022 01:06 PM (B0mGw)

406 They are now assured that for at least 2 more years Washington is in the hands of America's enemies. That it's word is worthless and it's aid a waste of time. The Taiwanese should be digging bomb shelters and erecting tank traps on their beaches. Buying and emplacing SAM's and placing breaching charges on all vital industry and infrastructure. Showing the mainland Chinese their resolve in not allowing them to have the island intact may save it.

We go thru this every 4 years or 8 years depending but it's never been this stark a contrast. The Democrats have gone full on insanity and that leaves only one action for their opponents to take and that's to remove them from power and from any possibility of gaining power in any form for the foreseeable future.

They've brought this on themselves.
Posted by: jakee308 at January 06, 2022 12:56 PM (n08+I)

Taiwan's beaches have been trapped for a long time.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 06, 2022 01:06 PM (z5Vrg)

407 I think it was pretty obvious from the start that BLM and antifa were just part of the dem election campaign, the same as that old code pink org, just disappeared when dems got in power.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 06, 2022 01:06 PM (coYBh)

408 352 They must have really pumped biden full of drugs for him to actually give a "speech" and not shit all over himself
Posted by: It's me donna

you're half right

Posted by: x at January 06, 2022 01:06 PM (oA+QO)

409 Charlie Foxtrot == Cluster F*ck
Posted by: I had to look it up at January 06, 2022 12:54 PM (7FbwY)

Now go look up SNAFU.
Posted by: m at January 06, 2022 12:57 PM (SWrJu)

And BOHICA. Along with FUBAR.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2022 01:02 PM (uXonU)


Growing up in a Navy family I learned the phonetic alphabet and application thereof at an early age. Family still keeps me on my toes - talking about sleazy neighbors as "Whiskey Tango" etc. Fun for all ages.

Posted by: clutch cargo - ass flagellation psychosis at January 06, 2022 01:06 PM (wAnMi)

410 The perpetrators are let go. Fires, beatings, theft, vandalism...just blessings of liberty if the right people do it.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 06, 2022 01:00 PM (MFphb)
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150 Secret Service and Park Police were injured in the 2-night siege of the White House, early June 2020.

There were thugs literally bouncing guys' heads off their riot shields, repeatedly. Throwing rocks and iced water bottles.

And they stood there and took it--not beat the crap out of a lady with metal poles.

They're traumatized by the scrum match that they've been able to isolate on video, but not an open assault on guys protecting the President at the White House.

This is how you *know* it's all shit.

Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2022 01:06 PM (XHhHI)

411 I am so done with 50% of this country.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2022 01:06 PM (Irn0L)

412 I think Cruz's political career is over. It certainly should be.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 06, 2022 01:06 PM (sWM8x)

413 Our "president" cannot appear in a large public gathering, nor can he speak at a large hangar on an Air Force base packed with troops. The probability of negative signs, banners or chants is too great and would result in a PR disaster.

Considering the demographic of makes up today's Party Military, the embarrassing part will be the rainbow flags, the cross dressers, the sunken chest, slack-jawed soiboys and trannies that would be televised and seen by opportunists around the globe at a neutered military only capable of shit talking about killing their fellow American citizens.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 06, 2022 01:07 PM (+LCoQ)

414 Which in one stroke, would give them near-total control of most high-end integrated circuit manufacture in the world. There's a reason that TSMC has started a crash program of building manufacturing plants in Arizona.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 06, 2022 01:05 PM (n+4am)

China doesn't have the capabilities that TSMC has. They'd were much want those TSMC facilities intact.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 06, 2022 01:07 PM (Y5qcH)

415 I will throw myself in the breach. Like an old rolled up rug.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 06, 2022 01:07 PM (ma/TF)

416 Plan B is almost certainly to target every TSMC facility with cruise missiles and smart bombs. Which in one stroke, would give them near-total control of most high-end integrated circuit manufacture in the world. There's a reason that TSMC has started a crash program of building manufacturing plants in Arizona.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 06, 2022 01:05 PM (n+4am)
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I strongly suspect that Red China wants that plant intact. It's more advanced than their own and is of critical global importance. They want that capacity - and the control that comes with it - and the expertise and equipment.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 06, 2022 01:07 PM (DU+/6)

417 I hope I can make it thru the next 10 months will I am still in Uniform without getting dishonorably discharged

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2022 01:07 PM (Irn0L)

418 They must have really pumped biden full of drugs for him to actually give a "speech" and not shit all over himself
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We can edit that out in post.

Posted by: The Biden Production Team at January 06, 2022 01:07 PM (XHhHI)

419 Nazi Pelosi is evil. Anyone who joins cause with her ia also evil.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 06, 2022 01:08 PM (eGTCV)

420 Now go look up SNAFU.
Posted by: m at January 06, 2022 12:57 PM (SWrJu)
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My favorite is JANFU, which hasn't been in common usage since WWII.

"Joint Army-Navy Fuck Up"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 06, 2022 01:09 PM (DU+/6)

421 417 I hope I can make it thru the next 10 months will I am still in Uniform without getting dishonorably discharged
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2022 01:07 PM (Irn0L)


You need a mirror universe Captain Ramius.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2022 01:09 PM (s2VJv)

422 The chicoms are destroying Taiwan from within. I doubt they will have to invade. And yes they want the taiwan infrastructure intack if at all possible

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2022 01:09 PM (Irn0L)

423 Could we get the Duchess of Cornwall's observations of Poopypants speech?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 06, 2022 01:09 PM (a3Q+t)

424 ONCE MORE INTO MY BRITCHES!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 06, 2022 01:09 PM (XHhHI)

425 >>> Tango Uniform is one of my favorites.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 06, 2022 12:59 PM (/c1QV)

Just have to remember, in mixed company it is "Toes Up"
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 06, 2022 01:03 PM (N39Ws)


Yep, that's the switch I do. I like it because unlike it's normal meaning I've had plenty of encounters with ladies (all live ones thankyou) in that particular geometric arrangement and they all turned out pretty great.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 06, 2022 01:09 PM (/c1QV)

426 Cluster f### in other imagery like a monkey fucking a football.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 06, 2022 01:09 PM (0OmEj)

427 Biden, Pelosi, et al - pathetic people. The problem is their electorate, the people who would vote for them. Your neighbors. There are some electorates that are just beyond comprehension - Darling Omar's for one. But what do we do about those that might be just on the edge?

Posted by: JEM at January 06, 2022 01:10 PM (8erNz)

428 On @MSNBC, far-left "historian" Douglas Brinkley compares January 6th to the Holocaust

****

Gina Carano called, Douglas. She said to tell you to eat a wheelbarrow full of unwashed assholes.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 06, 2022 01:10 PM (W3VUu)

429 417 I hope I can make it thru the next 10 months will I am still in Uniform without getting dishonorably discharged
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2022 01:07 PM (Irn0L)

Fortunately death flags aren't real.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 06, 2022 01:10 PM (z5Vrg)

430 Goat Rodeo > FUBAR > TARFU > SNAFU

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 06, 2022 01:10 PM (a3Q+t)

431

Is this the same idiot who fucked up Afghanistan and left dogs and kids to die at the hands of the Taliban?

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at January 06, 2022 01:11 PM (Rma69)

432 The new leader of Afhhanistan was released from prison 3 years ago at the request of Trump

Posted by: Kurt at January 06, 2022 01:11 PM (3iTNe)

433 On @MSNBC, far-left "historian" Douglas Brinkley compares January 6th to the Holocaust

You can't be serious.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 06, 2022 01:11 PM (H8QX8)

434 They must have really pumped biden full of drugs for him to actually give a "speech" and not shit all over himself
Posted by: It's me donna

you're half right
Posted by: x at January 06, 2022 01:06 PM (oA+QO)


I've said before - they sedate him every single time he's in public, except when he needs to give a speech over 5 minutes. The reason these little events are becoming less and less is he's worked up a tolerance to the jump juice. So they only use it when absolutely necessary. We've actually gotten used to the slurring - so long as he gets the words out.

This also explains why every single damned event he's at they kick the press out after 10-15 minutes. Because he's sedated and drifting off. We just saw this at the fake whitehouse covid conference. He was floating away. It's like having gramps at the dinner table, everybody else talks and the best you can hope for is him to nod and no outbursts.

Posted by: clutch cargo - ass flagellation psychosis at January 06, 2022 01:11 PM (wAnMi)

435 428 On @MSNBC, far-left "historian" Douglas Brinkley compares January 6th to the Holocaust

That is truly insane.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 06, 2022 01:11 PM (eGTCV)

436 From the guy who didn't even know he was the guy referenced in "Let's go, Brandon!".

Posted by: mrp at January 06, 2022 01:11 PM (6eRlp)

437 It was my stutter! I meant to say "protesters"!

Posted by: teddy cruz on tucker at January 06, 2022 01:12 PM (UHVv4)

438 I'm not a conspiracy guy, but rsbnetwork just started giving me "502 Bad Gateway" after working for several mins.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 06, 2022 01:12 PM (Y5qcH)

439 #Let'sGoTeddy

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 06, 2022 01:12 PM (bKdTl)

440 I don't see why China wouldn't use the same strategy that they used here: buy the politicians, buy the CEOs, buy the universities, and steal whatever they need.

Posted by: t-bird at January 06, 2022 01:12 PM (pbStR)

441 Posted by: Kurt at January 06, 2022 01:11 PM (3iTNe)

A statement without a point.

Posted by: Just a side note at January 06, 2022 01:12 PM (mmU7u)

442 "Worth pointing out Florida leads the nation in Capitol rioters arrested w/ 70."


What... because Floridians are iNsUrReCtIoNiStS?? Or because there are more grandmothers living in Florida with time on their hands for an impromptu wandering about the Capitol Rotunda as guards stand around and watch?

Posted by: red speck at January 06, 2022 01:12 PM (gS3OW)

443 "Joint Army-Navy Fuck Up"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


I don't know the origins, but it's either early when everyone FU or late when MacArthur had the command baton up the backside of a Navy unit that would have preferred to be elsewhere. Shot at in both places to be sure, but under Navy command.

Posted by: JEM at January 06, 2022 01:12 PM (8erNz)

444 433 On @MSNBC, far-left "historian" Douglas Brinkley compares January 6th to the Holocaust

You can't be serious.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 06, 2022 01:11 PM (H8QX

Would that make Nancy Pelosi Hitler?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 06, 2022 01:12 PM (ynpvh)

445 You can't be serious.
Posted by: Ordinary American at January 06, 2022 01:11 PM (H8QX
They're deadly serious

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 06, 2022 01:13 PM (ONvIw)

446 Cluster f### in other imagery like a monkey fucking a football.

***

I used the monkey analogy once casually in a meeting many years ago while temporarily forgetting where I was and actually made a civilian manager snort soda out of his nose.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 06, 2022 01:13 PM (W3VUu)

447 Trump said pussy.

Posted by: Burp at January 06, 2022 01:13 PM (XHhHI)

448 They prepped the battlefield for months claiming Trump would not accept the results of the election. They all knew what was up.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 06, 2022 01:13 PM (bKdTl)

449 It doesn't matter. Anyone who didn't have Cruz' number before this does now.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 06, 2022 01:04 PM (nMx8

Did Trump ever go hat in hand to any interviewer and backtrack anything he said? Don't remember it.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 06, 2022 01:14 PM (H8QX8)

450 I think the Libs might be slightly overdoing this Jan 6th thing

Posted by: It's me donna at January 06, 2022 01:14 PM (TdaKq)

451 442 "Worth pointing out Florida leads the nation in Capitol rioters arrested w/ 70."

What... because Floridians are iNsUrReCtIoNiStS??


That goes as a +1 on my 'places to move'.

FJB.

Posted by: JEM at January 06, 2022 01:14 PM (8erNz)

452 432 The new leader of Afhhanistan was released from prison 3 years ago at the request of Trump
Posted by: Kurt at January 06, 2022 01:11 PM (3iTNe)


Why do I doubt this?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2022 01:14 PM (s2VJv)

453 The new leader of Afhhanistan was released from prison 3 years ago at the request of Trump
Posted by: Kurt at January 06, 2022 01:11 PM (3iTNe)


No he wasn't, Fool.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 06, 2022 01:14 PM (yQpMk)

454 Posted by: Kurt

"Afhhanistan"

You suck dick in multiple languages "Kurt"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 06, 2022 01:15 PM (zWpOF)

455 440 I don't see why China wouldn't use the same strategy that they used here: buy the politicians, buy the CEOs, buy the universities, and steal whatever they need.
Posted by: t-bird at January 06, 2022 01:12 PM (pbStR)

They do and it has some results, but it's not sufficient for them to take over Taiwan. Australia is a different story.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 06, 2022 01:15 PM (z5Vrg)

456 447 Trump said pussy.
Posted by: Burp at January 06, 2022 01:13 PM (XHhHI)

========

The problem is that Trump prefers pussy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 06, 2022 01:15 PM (LvTSG)

457 450 I think the Libs might be slightly overdoing this Jan 6th thing

Posted by: It's me donna at January 06, 2022 01:14 PM (TdaKq)

There bringing in TWICE the number of suspects on this one. [Casablanca reference]

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 06, 2022 01:15 PM (ynpvh)

458
I could never interview a politician.

I *would* call Ted Cruz on the carpet and demand he answer for the Zodiac murders. And when he started spluttering about how insane I am, I'd just point out that I'm not the only one who likes to throw around baseless, fact-free criminal accusations with no possible connection to reality.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 06, 2022 01:15 PM (hQ23g)

459 Would that make Nancy Pelosi Hitler?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 06, 2022 01:12 PM (ynpvh)

No, Trump is Hitler. I know many people who believe this

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 06, 2022 01:15 PM (ONvIw)

460 I think the Libs might be slightly overdoing this Jan 6th thing
Posted by: It's me donna at January 06, 2022 01:14 PM (TdaKq)
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Just think the way blue cities are run, they can't help but own-goal themselves.

This is going to explode like Nadler's pants at some point.

Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2022 01:15 PM (XHhHI)

461 "Worth pointing out Florida leads the nation in Capitol rioters arrested w/ 70."

***

Worth pointing out CNN leads the nation in numbers of employees arrested for attempted kiddy diddling.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 06, 2022 01:16 PM (W3VUu)

462 454 Posted by: Kurt

"Afhhanistan"

You suck dick in multiple languages "Kurt"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 06, 2022 01:15 PM (zWpOF)

Biden's pull-out was Half-ass-istan.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 06, 2022 01:16 PM (ynpvh)

463 A statement without a point.
Posted by: Just a side note at January 06, 2022 01:12 PM (mmU7u)

Krut has a point. But if he wears a hat, it won't show.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 06, 2022 01:16 PM (P3gRi)

464 Fauci is relieved to be out of the barrel for the day.

Posted by: squid_hunt at January 06, 2022 01:16 PM (B0mGw)

465 Nazi Pelosi is evil. Anyone who joins cause with her ia also evil.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 06, 2022 01:08 PM (eGTCV)


More and more I have to wonder just how these people are still alive. It's crazy. Pelosi should have succumbed to cirrhosis of the liver 10 years ago. Jerry Nadler? Fuck, he looks the same as he did 30 years ago. Soros? Holy Jeebus. Not a one of them drops dead, unless they're permanently out of the picture. Had Harry Reid remained, he'd probably still be alive.

Stalked by giant, sentient rubber bands, but alive.

Posted by: clutch cargo - ass flagellation psychosis at January 06, 2022 01:16 PM (wAnMi)

466 Why do I doubt this?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2022 01:14 PM (s2VJv)

It's true. They were releasing people as part of the negotiations. Kurt thinks it's significant, but it's not.

Meanwhile democrats release people willy nilly and get nothing in return for Americans.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 06, 2022 01:16 PM (Y5qcH)

467 I could never interview a politician.

I *would* call Ted Cruz on the carpet and demand he answer for the Zodiac murders. And when he started spluttering about how insane I am, I'd just point out that I'm not the only one who likes to throw around baseless, fact-free criminal accusations with no possible connection to reality.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 06, 2022 01:15 PM (hQ23g)
++++
You need an anchor desk. Stat.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 06, 2022 01:16 PM (DU+/6)

468 Cruz is now the face of a GOP who does nothing, are cowards and shows more contempt for their own voters then Democrats who are destroying the country.

Midterms are a looong way away. Better keep those red wave fantasies in check. Most people would rather live with the devil they know.

Posted by: Brandon at January 06, 2022 01:17 PM (VpIIl)

469 I could never interview a politician.

I *would* call Ted Cruz on the carpet and demand he answer for the Zodiac murders. And when he started spluttering about how insane I am, I'd just point out that I'm not the only one who likes to throw around baseless, fact-free criminal accusations with no possible connection to reality.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 06, 2022 01:15 PM (hQ23g)

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You have a newsletter?

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 06, 2022 01:17 PM (DcKNO)

470 Anyone who didn't have Cruz' number before this does now.

Cruz has an ardent and vocal fan club here. They're lying low today because the mood is especially angry. But there has not been a single occasion on which I have observed that he is not electable to national office that has not resulted in a diarrhea-like explosion of asshurt.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 06, 2022 01:17 PM (QU5/8)

471 The new leader of Afhhanistan was released from prison 3 years ago at the request of Trump
Posted by: Kurt at January 06, 2022 01:11 PM (3iTNe)


Why do I doubt this?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2022 01:14 PM (s2VJv)
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Let's talk about your childhood...

Posted by: Dr. Freud With A Notepad at January 06, 2022 01:17 PM (XHhHI)

472 403 386 Kyle Drennen
@kjdrennen
On @MSNBC, far-left "historian" Douglas Brinkley compares January 6th to the Holocaust

And no one will call them on it.... Including the Ho with the comparison to Pearl harbor and 9/11

Posted by: It's me donna at January 06, 2022 01:06 PM (TdaKq)

Shouting at my Twitter account about those bad men who had a permit to speak in Charlottesville was just a monumental action in the throes of history as the soldiers who stormed Normandy!

Posted by: Homer's Donuts at January 06, 2022 01:17 PM (BCSAN)

473 It doesn't matter. Anyone who didn't have Cruz' number before this does now.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 06, 2022 01:04 PM (nMx8

You would be surprised.

Posted by: ... at January 06, 2022 01:18 PM (6XF+3)

474 >>"I will stand in this breech. I will defend this nation. And I will allow no one to place a dagger at the throat of democracy."


How does that square with your insistence of an OPEN BORDER in which foreign nationals from all over the world are invading "Oure Democracy"(tm) and then voting, committing crimes, etc.?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2022 01:18 PM (URNdm)

475 The sister I don't like lives in Florida, and the one I do like lives in Arizona. I'd like to be close to her, but I really don't want to live in Arizona. Texas is kinda in the middle, so maybe.
Posted by: Jordan61

Did the Fla sister put a spider in yer bra ?

Posted by: JT at January 06, 2022 01:18 PM (arJlL)

476 Kelly Ernby, 46, deputy district attorney, California, died of COVID-19 this week. [no vaccination]

Posted by: Braenyard at January 06, 2022 01:18 PM (Iqq2R)

477 I was a Cruz fan.

I've said repeatedly, "he's dead to me."

And he is.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 06, 2022 01:18 PM (DcKNO)

478 457 450 I think the Libs might be slightly overdoing this Jan 6th thing

Posted by: It's me donna at January 06, 2022 01:14 PM (TdaKq)

There bringing in TWICE the number of suspects on this one. [Casablanca reference]
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 06, 2022 01:15 PM (ynpvh)

Exactly... It reminds me of the scene in Clash of the Titans when Cassiopeia says her daughter is more beautiful than the Goddess after going on and on and the Goddess has enough .. yeah that's a really obscure reference

Posted by: It's me donna at January 06, 2022 01:18 PM (TdaKq)

479 474 >>"I will stand in this breech. I will defend this nation. And I will allow no one to place a dagger at the throat of democracy."


How does that square with your insistence of an OPEN BORDER in which foreign nationals from all over the world are invading "Oure Democracy"(tm) and then voting, committing crimes, etc.?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2022 01:18 PM (URNdm)

No need to put a knife to the throat of democracy when you're already wearing the skin of the Republic.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 06, 2022 01:19 PM (ynpvh)

480 Krut has a point. But if he wears a hat, it won't show.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 06, 2022 01:16 PM (P3gRi)
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Well, he has a point. His posts don't.

Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2022 01:19 PM (XHhHI)

481 I'm getting really tired of this "our democracy" shtick. What they're really talking about is preserving their fascist oligarchy. And yes, it is fascism as defined by Benito Mussolini. And the stupid GOP needs to stop calling it democracy too. Instead use the word liberty. We are about preserving liberty. Stop using their words because he who controls the language controls the future someone notable once said.

Posted by: Augustine at January 06, 2022 01:19 PM (BDZWU)

482 Let's talk about your childhood...
Posted by: Dr. Freud With A Notepad at January 06, 2022 01:17 PM (XHhHI)





you're stealing my schtick!

Posted by: Sockmund Freud at January 06, 2022 01:19 PM (ONvIw)

483
Posted by: Kurt at January 06, 2022 01:11 PM (3iTNe)

A statement without a point.

Posted by: Just a side note at January 06, 2022 01:12 PM


The one thing you have to say about Kurt is that he just doesn't comment on old threads nearly enough. He has this certain magic about him, the way he gets the last word in. I wish he'd go back a little further in time and comment away.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 06, 2022 01:19 PM (dQvv7)

484 >>> I think the Libs might be slightly overdoing this Jan 6th thing
Posted by: It's me donna at January 06, 2022 01:14 PM (TdaKq)


Nah, their core wants this exactly. They've become crazy psychopaths and they've needed this to feed the beast growing within them. If you want, look at the social media crap going on today. They are all blabbing in the same way. That was the most terrible day in existence and they survived, in fact they were VICTORIOUS! They are all heroes for fighting against a great evil and saving the world. Look if you want.

It's a narrative, they're all being fed the hero's journey narrative and they love it.

Don't discount that a good amount of the people around you are stark raving mad.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 06, 2022 01:19 PM (/c1QV)

485 >>>Texas is kinda in the middle, so maybe.

Posted by: Jordan61
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Maybe call Weird Dave and see what he thinks.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 06, 2022 01:20 PM (Iqq2R)

486 "I will stand in this breech. I will defend this nation. And I will allow no one to place a dagger at the throat of democracy."


just like his dad did when blowing queers under the Wilmington bridge during WW2

Posted by: x at January 06, 2022 01:20 PM (oA+QO)

487 "More and more I have to wonder just how these people are still alive."


Periodic total blood transfusion.

Posted by: davidt at January 06, 2022 01:20 PM (g98Pl)

488 I am so done with 50% of this country.

Posted by: Nevergiveup

That's a lotta teeth !

Posted by: JT at January 06, 2022 01:20 PM (arJlL)

489 Does he have an airport named after him?

Posted by: Hamid Karzai at January 06, 2022 01:20 PM (A2Prv)

490 Babylon Bee has a video of a liberal parent cheering for his son Brandon without saying LGB. Highly recommend. Will be laughing about it all day.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 06, 2022 01:20 PM (IDhUW)

491 has THROATUS been said before?
Posted by: ace at January 06, 2022 12:22 PM

THEE Milk Chocolate MAKamala
@NovusDivus

I get that but here's the thing: when I advocate for Kamala I get a slew of racist bullshit in my mentions. I even got a meme calling her "Hoebama for Throatus". Do you see the for Amy or Liz? If you don't have to put up w that is it fair to tell me how to advocate for Harris?

3:05 PM - May 16, 2020 - https://bit.ly/3t3X2Qn

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 06, 2022 01:20 PM (Do5/p)

492 Cruz has an ardent and vocal fan club here. They're lying low today because the mood is especially angry. But there has not been a single occasion on which I have observed that he is not electable to national office that has not resulted in a diarrhea-like explosion of asshurt.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls


I believe Cruz is right on the issues. I believe he has commenced the right people to uncontrollable bladder voidation. I thought he was the Right Guy a while ago and I'd be prepared to support him now. I'm concerned about the chin-wagging middle.

Posted by: JEM at January 06, 2022 01:20 PM (8erNz)

493 NOOD Jan 6 Terrorism

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 06, 2022 01:20 PM (ynpvh)

494 I *would* call Ted Cruz on the carpet and demand he answer for the Zodiac murders. And when he started spluttering about how insane I am, I'd just point out that I'm not the only one who likes to throw around baseless, fact-free criminal accusations with no possible connection to reality.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 06, 2022 01:15 PM (hQ23g)

Fortunately, you lack the shamelessness of Cruz. He would respond with a promise to appoint a commission to determine who the Zodiac killer truly was, and he would do it without missing a beat.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 06, 2022 01:21 PM (nMx88)

495 I think the Libs might be slightly overdoing this Jan 6th thing
Posted by: It's me donna at January 06, 2022 01:14 PM (TdaKq)


It's sort of like their Academy Awards, it makes them feel good and plays to an increasingly dwindling base. The blue checkmarks will be fapping furiously (as they have been for a week) and the tabloids a field day.

But 90% of the public doesn't know or doesn't care. Because if it were even 1/10 what they're claiming, we'd have been seeing footage of it for the past 365 days nonstop. I'm actually mildly surprised the MSM hasn't shown the Trump Inauguration riots and claim it was 1/6. But they seem content to sit on thousands of hours of CCTV footage that would prove their point. If they had one.

Posted by: clutch cargo - ass flagellation psychosis at January 06, 2022 01:21 PM (wAnMi)

496 I will stand in this breech, I will defend this lavatory and I will renew our American Democracy with a sampling of truth.

Posted by: Angry Joe at January 06, 2022 01:21 PM (r0ADi)

497 Just checked up on Gateway Pundit.

ALL DAY "Remember What Gateway Pundit Covered".

Shameless.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 06, 2022 01:21 PM (OssQ4)

498 Trump not speaking makes him look scared and makes the folks who are in jail and being charged feel as if they've been abandoned.

Because they have.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 06, 2022 01:21 PM (n08+I)

499 >>The one thing you have to say about Kurt is that he just doesn't comment on old threads nearly enough. He has this certain magic about him, the way he gets the last word in. I wish he'd go back a little further in time and comment away.


Kurt always arrives when there's a good post against a Democrat in order to drop comments attempting to change the subject. Always interesting to see which discussions our resident trolls feel compelled to disrupt, eh?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2022 01:22 PM (URNdm)

500 SAPFU >Goat Rodeo > FUBAR > TARFU > SNAFU

"Surpasses All Prior Fuck Ups"

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at January 06, 2022 01:22 PM (zSyrn)

501 I'm getting really tired of this "our democracy" shtick. What they're really talking about is preserving their fascist oligarchy. And yes, it is fascism as defined by Benito Mussolini. And the stupid GOP needs to stop calling it democracy too.

Posted by: Augustine at January 06, 2022 01:19 PM (BDZWU)
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Demolish | English
democracy | Democratocracy - Democrat One Party Rule.

Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2022 01:22 PM (XHhHI)

502 Did the Fla sister put a spider in yer bra ?
Posted by: JT at January

Wait. Jordan has spiders in her bra?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 06, 2022 01:23 PM (W2Pud)

503 And the stupid GOP needs to stop calling it democracy too. Instead use the word liberty. We are about preserving liberty. Stop using their words because he who controls the language controls the future someone notable once said.
Posted by: Augustine at January 06, 2022 01:19 PM (BDZWU)

If we're getting picky about language, then let's kill the term capitalism too and revert to free enterprise or economic liberty.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 06, 2022 01:24 PM (MFphb)

504 Methinks this is the end, my friend, of Branden Sharticus Biden. (fade to water buffalo being slaughtered).

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 06, 2022 01:24 PM (D8mow)

505 376 one of my extremely healthy millenial employees has been struggling with it for 2 weeks now and honestly might not make it. I've said it a hundred times here; a bad case isn't a respiratory disease, it's a blood disease.

It just gives you a cold if you have enough vitamin D or cross immunity from certain other exposures, or don't have a specific set of genetic vulnerabilities, or not super fat. Told her to take vitamin D... she didn't listen.
Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at January 06, 2022 01:00 PM (CtltA)

Sorry.

Posted by: m at January 06, 2022 01:25 PM (SWrJu)

506
Yup, I'm planning on sitting out 2022, something I've never done since first becoming eligible to vote in 1990.
Posted by: PacosMojo at January 06, 2022 12:31 PM (BuiC1


Fuck that. I may have to hold my nose while doing it, but they're not taking that from me too.

I'm not giving up yet.


Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 06, 2022 01:27 PM (Fs5vw)

507 I believe Cruz is right on the issues.

I really have no quarrel with this general sentiment.

But that's a distinct issue from whether he's electable nationally. There are some here who react to an assertion that he's not like I just called their children ugly and stoopid.

And on the issues, in my opinion he tries to be too clever by half. He was so "right" on the issues in the 2016 primary that he got outflanked on the right on immigration by a New York City former Democrat who has an infatuation with golden toilets.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 06, 2022 01:27 PM (QU5/8)

508 >>> 476 Kelly Ernby, 46, deputy district attorney, California, died of COVID-19 this week. [no vaccination]

Posted by: Braenyard at January 06, 2022 01:18 PM (Iqq2R)

Which stenographers reported this? By "no vax" do they mean she only had two shots, or only three?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 06, 2022 01:29 PM (llON8)

509 490 Babylon Bee has a video of a liberal parent cheering for his son Brandon without saying LGB. Highly recommend. Will be laughing about it all day.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 06, 2022 01:20 PM (IDhUW)

I don't see it on their site.
https://babylonbee.com

Posted by: m at January 06, 2022 01:31 PM (SWrJu)

510 And on the issues, in my opinion he tries to be too clever by half. He was so "right" on the issues in the 2016 primary that he got outflanked on the right on immigration by a New York City former Democrat who has an infatuation with golden toilets.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 06, 2022 01:27 PM (QU5/

...

This is why he'd be better in SCOTUS or just staying in the Senate, assuming he doesn't lose his next race here.

What, exactly, will be his game plan when one of his POTUS primary challengers brings up on stage his assertion that Jan 6 was a terrorist attack? With the entire base watching?

Posted by: TexasDan at January 06, 2022 01:33 PM (9PjK4)

511 all Obama had was blame Bush. All Biden has is blame Trump. Pelosi and FBI are to blame for Jan 6th, release the capital footage NOW. Free the hostages now.
Time to find all those that removed demarcation barriers before the rally attendees arrived. why you Ignoring them Garland???

Posted by: government here to save you at January 06, 2022 02:20 PM (lNSu6)

512 Well, fuck Joe Biden.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at January 06, 2022 02:35 PM (mIJ9W)

513 All of the mountain passes in WA State are closed until at least Friday.

The grocery store shelves are gonna be bare.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 06, 2022 02:36 PM (W2Pud)

514 Paul Ryan & Ted Cruz Vs The Donald & DeSantis or Palin

I can see total demolition from Here

Posted by: concealledkerryorsubmitt at January 06, 2022 02:47 PM (EnQQ8)

515 This is the toughest I've heard Biden talk about Schumer's plan to destroy democracy by getting rid of the fillibuster and making elections a farce.

Posted by: Rbastid at January 06, 2022 02:54 PM (7FK6+)

516 I will poop in my breeches! (FJB)

Posted by: MW Hoffman at January 06, 2022 03:14 PM (gPXRr)

517 513 All of the mountain passes in WA State are closed until at least Friday.

The grocery store shelves are gonna be bare.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Should we go ahead with the party?

Posted by: Donner at January 06, 2022 03:16 PM (kfcYC)

518 Not a Ben and Jerry's fan anymore, but I do use the name of one of their I've cream flavors as a euphemism for Charlie Foxtrot: "Cluster Fluff."

Posted by: Lee Also at January 06, 2022 04:58 PM (rvTL/)

519 Ted Cruz will never be president of the United States.

Posted by: lyn5 at January 06, 2022 08:47 PM (l9Iya)

520 Biden Go Away

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 07, 2022 01:24 AM (FLiOE)

521 454 Posted by: Kurt

"Afhhanistan"

You suck dick in multiple languages "Kurt"
Posted by: weft cut-loop

In Kurt's defense, he only does it for the cum.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at January 07, 2022 10:24 AM (kfcYC)

522 He aint worth a pinch of shit as grandma would say.

Posted by: Gashog77 at January 07, 2022 01:19 PM (C3tRr)

523 "...in front of the Duchess of Cornwall" ......and she said it was LOUD and SMELLY. I think he should try that with Putin and Mitch McConnell. Let them know where they stand.

Posted by: Oldfogey at January 07, 2022 06:31 PM (V1l5D)

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