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CNN Contributor: "The Single Biggest Misconception [About the Media] Is That We're Lying," or "Politically Biased"
Of course she made this claim on Tater's Human Centipede Buffet.
She further claimed the media's bias actually redounds to the favor of conservatives.
The two biggest misconceptions about the legacy media are "that we are lying" and that they manifest "political bias," according to CNN's "Reliable Sources." The media's bias actually benefits the people journalists are biased against, the show insisted. ...
"The single biggest misconception is that we are lying," guest Mara Schiavocampo told host Brian Stelter on Sunday's episode, which tackled alleged common myths about the state of American journalism. "There is a lot of media mistrust," she said accurately. Schiavocampo said she frequently encounters media misconceptions "when I'm at a cocktail party."
... Mistakes are "almost always innocent," Stelter said. Schiavocampo asserted, "We do not have malicious intent." ...
CNN continued enumerating the common lies and errors about the media, with Shiavocampo saying "another big" misconception about the legacy media is that reporters suffuse their coverage with their own "political bias." She said it seems "really ironic," but "journalists are aware of our own political bias," and so "we'll overcompensate to make sure the other side really gets a fair amount of coverage and really gets explained properly." "So in my view, when we do have a political bias, it's the other view that actually benefits from that because we're trying to counter our own human impulses," she claimed. "That's very interesting," replied Stelter, who said that mistakes often creep in because of the network's "crazy workflow."
Meanwhile, Tater's show has lost 68% of its viewer since the first quarter of 2021. Tater will not survive the Discovery purge. He'll be a YouTuber soon enough -- attempting to make a living as one of the uncredentialed internet gabbers he's spent the last six years attempting to deplatform and demonitize.
CNN's "Reliable Sources" with left-wing host Brian Stelter wrapped up a dismal 2021 with a nine-month streak of failing to crack the one-million-viewer plateau as the program has struggled for relevancy during the Biden era. Stelter, who spent years nitpicking former President Trump's every move, saw his audience erode throughout the year with President Biden in office. "Reliable Sources" averaged 1.4 million viewers during the first quarter but dropped to only 846,000 during the second quarter. The program that claims to cover the media industry hovered in that range until the final three months of 2021 when it shed 50% of Q1 viewers to finish the fourth quarter with only 696,000 average viewers. "Reliable Sources" lost even more viewers as the year went on in the advertiser-coveted demographic of adults age 25-54, losing a staggering 68% of its Q1 audience by Q4 by dropping from 299,000 demo viewers to only 95,000. Stelter' program finished 2021 with an average audience of 947,000 to land outside the top 200 most-watched cable programs behind a variety of cartoons, reruns and niche programming, such as HGTV's "Wasted Space." ... Stelter spent much of the year criticizing social media companies over "disinformation" and fretting about conservative media coverage. Along the way, he developed a reputation for ignoring or downplaying media stories that cast liberals and Democrats in a negative light.
Wait for it... pic.twitter.com/Vq66j93adh
— Brick Suit (@Brick_Suit) December 30, 2021
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2022 12:14 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 03, 2022 12:15 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 03, 2022 12:15 PM (njfCw)
Just like when Fredo innocently advised his scumbag (ex)governor brother about how to navigate his groping/sexual assault problems in the MFM and then lied to everyone about it?
CNN should be nuked from orbit.
Posted by: Thrawn at January 03, 2022 12:15 PM (9ewTg)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2022 12:16 PM (dNqv+)
Let's Go Brandon, motherfuckers.
Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at January 03, 2022 12:16 PM (Msrhc)
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 12:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Just like when Fredo innocently advised his scumbag (ex)governor brother about how to navigate his groping/sexual assault problems in the MFM and then lied to everyone about it?
CNN should be nuked from orbit.
Posted by: Thrawn at January 03, 2022 12:15 PM (9ewTg)
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Can he describe the mistakes that were not innocent since he admits that not all mistakes were innocent?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 03, 2022 12:16 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 03, 2022 12:17 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 12:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Right?
Right?
(If I had any talent whatsoever, I'd make this into one of those Anakin/Padme memes)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 03, 2022 12:17 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 03, 2022 12:17 PM (lz5hY)
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The ad campaign for the Food Networks first tranny-hosted cooking show will be off the hook.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 03, 2022 12:17 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Thrawn at January 03, 2022 12:15 PM (9ewTg)
Yellow journalism is nothing new, but the uniformity of it is pretty insane. You used to have a BUNCH of different newspapers in each city competing against each other so you did not just have ONE voice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2022 12:17 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 03, 2022 12:18 PM (GYllL)
Posted by: Coquettish Haberdasher at January 03, 2022 12:18 PM (buTO7)
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"We're not biased, but if we are it is in the direction that goes against our own views because or righteous morality dictates that we be fiercely egalitarian and aware of our own predilections."
These people are contemptible.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2022 12:18 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 03, 2022 12:18 PM (eGTCV)
Mistakes are "almost always innocent," Stelter said. Schiavocampo asserted, "We do not have malicious intent."
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Response:
https://youtu.be/gtTGfWDamVE
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 12:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 03, 2022 12:19 PM (ZSK0i)
He'll do short videos for a gay porn channel. Like "Stelter or Swallow".
Posted by: Roy at January 03, 2022 12:19 PM (Ti+Tv)
Thanks.
Posted by: sven at January 03, 2022 12:20 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Tater Salad, No Pickle at January 03, 2022 12:20 PM (rzi9I)
Posted by: Mishdog at January 03, 2022 12:20 PM (/VWLE)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 03, 2022 12:20 PM (eGTCV)
He'll do short videos for a gay porn channel. Like "Stelter or Swallow".
Posted by: Roy at January 03, 2022 12:19 PM (Ti+Tv)
Long form discussion podcast with Jack Murphy called Alpha GigaChads.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2022 12:20 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at January 03, 2022 12:21 PM (e7CRo)
Oh they bought their integrity back by firing Fredo....
//No really they think that
Posted by: sven at January 03, 2022 12:21 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Fletcher at January 03, 2022 12:21 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2022 12:21 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Roy at January 03, 2022 12:21 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: CNN at January 03, 2022 12:21 PM (63Dwl)
The linked article doesn't clarify, but I'm guessing, like most of these stories, these are cable-only numbers.
Like everybody else these days, I'm thinking CNN makes most of their scratch on streaming services.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 03, 2022 12:21 PM (njfCw)
Of course this absurd apologist would not even be able to discuss jaw-dropping atrocities like the collaborative Keystone Cops coup against Trump involving the "press", the FBI, and their grotesque hybrid facilitators like Fusion GPS.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 03, 2022 12:21 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 03, 2022 12:20 PM (eGTCV)
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"We're looking out for your interests by dishonestly criticizing you. That makes us your allies."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 03, 2022 12:21 PM (LvTSG)
Nicely done.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 03, 2022 12:21 PM (c6xtn)
Posted by: Ktgreat at January 03, 2022 12:21 PM (AD3JT)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 03, 2022 12:22 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 03, 2022 12:22 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Coquettish Haberdasher at January 03, 2022 12:22 PM (buTO7)
Dice put up a year-end best-of that was pretty funny!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 03, 2022 12:22 PM (njfCw)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 03, 2022 12:22 PM (m45I2)
"see given my desires and impulses, I would prefer to flat out be blood libeling you 24/7...."
//XiNN
Posted by: sven at January 03, 2022 12:22 PM (Lzpvj)
Did you know that a time capsule was discovered in the base of a statue where a Robert E. Lee memorial once stood in Virginia? Yep. Pretty important stuff pulled out of it, too. Historic relevance, etc.
At no point was it mentioned why the time capsule was found in the place where the statue once stood.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - lin-duh, sorry it took so long, look in the comments for the liquid at January 03, 2022 12:22 PM (ZLyax)
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Because the conservatives are even worse than we're telling you.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 03, 2022 12:22 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 03, 2022 12:18 PM (eGTCV)
He's got eyes on him.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2022 12:23 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: FIFY at January 03, 2022 12:23 PM (qny+V)
Posted by: wth at January 03, 2022 12:23 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at January 03, 2022 12:23 PM (e7CRo)
Amazing.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 03, 2022 12:23 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 12:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Is the current US economy the greatest evar, or not?
The media is trying to assure me it is. My lying eyes and my inexpert analysis of economic indicators assure me it's really bad.
Is Omicron the greatest threat to humanity evar, or not?
The media is trying to assure me it is. My lying eyes and my inexpert analysis of Omicron symptoms and likely survivorship rate assure me it's practically nothing.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 03, 2022 12:23 PM (YYlyE)
Those two statements are contradictory. If they are 'almost always' innocent, then there are necessarily and inevitably 'mistakes' which are NOT innocent and done deliberately. By her own admission, they have at least some malicious intent and do lie.
And, of course, every year, there are dozens of examples of that very thing happening: Deliberate lies, distortions, manipulations, and omissions for political bias.
I will buy that they generally are just trying to report the news, and try not to have any bias, because they are reporting on things like plane crashes and overseas disasters, etc. They don't mean to have any bias when they report on, say, an earthquake in Chile. They're trying to just get the facts out.
But for most of the news, they spin, distort, and worse, simply omit some things that are politically uncomfortable or counterproductive.
Everyone knows this is true, especially the people working for places like CNN.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2022 12:23 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 03, 2022 12:21 PM (LvTSG)
To be honest, I am not saying this is how they actually think, but this is the mindset the NTs project as the proper relationship with the media. That the media helps them keep their mind right.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2022 12:23 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: trog04 at January 03, 2022 12:23 PM (wfZwW)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 03, 2022 12:23 PM (eGTCV)
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I'm gonna have to throw a flag on this. Join me on a journey through time, back to the turn of the current century. As the internet started encroaching on the legacy media and the whole "citizen journalist" thing got going, this is precisely the argument that the legacy media used to delegitimize the talented amateurs who were putting out better work product. Essentially"
"News - especially breaking news - is fluid and usually full information is not available. The structure and accountability of the traditional newsroom helps improve accuracy because we have validation, confirmation, editors who cross-check, and an editor-in-chief who rigorously enforces accuracy and fairness. The citizen journalists don't have any of that and so while they may be faster, they are worse."
Stelter just threw that fiction under the bus. Hell, he threw it under an entire Trailways fleet. If you aren't accurate and your structures don't permit accuracy, and if you aren't fast, and if you aren't fair, and if you aren't honest, then what is it you do here?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2022 12:23 PM (DU+/6)
When a leftist says this they mean that what they did was in service of the left's aspirations. They would say the same of lining up their enemies in the street to be innocently non-maliciously shot.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 03, 2022 12:23 PM (C38z1)
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 03, 2022 12:24 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2022 12:23 PM (DU+/6)
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"Dedicated to my truth."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 03, 2022 12:24 PM (LvTSG)
Man, there's a joke in there that I am just not clever enough to make.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 03, 2022 12:24 PM (CAJOC)
I dunno. Depends what the new owner does. If they are smart and really serious about wanting to actually have a news channel instead of... whatever it is CNN is now... then the only job Tater would have is the left wing opinion voice on a panel show once a week.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2022 12:24 PM (KZzsI)
LOL. You are naive son.
Posted by: Deep State Globalists at January 03, 2022 12:24 PM (GYllL)
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 12:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Joseph Goebbels at January 03, 2022 12:25 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2022 12:25 PM (97xpy)
A pox on them all.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 03, 2022 12:25 PM (GbPPJ)
How many of those innocent mistakes hurt the left?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 03, 2022 12:25 PM (eGTCV)
If you mean he'll be shoving Yams up his ass...too late.
Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2022 12:25 PM (97xpy)
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He'll be testing an assortment of things to shove up his ass and giving each one a rating. He's got ideas that should last him at least six months of content.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 03, 2022 12:25 PM (LvTSG)
How many of those innocent mistakes hurt the left?
Posted by: N.L. Urker
**
Close the thread.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - lin-duh, sorry it took so long, look in the comments for the liquid at January 03, 2022 12:26 PM (ZLyax)
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I'll bet she isn't lying here. It is entirely possible that she actually believes this. She probably also believes the bit about biases favoring the parties they don't like.
Journalists tend to be both stupid and committed ideological agents. They believe that they are right and doing the right the thing to drag the rubes - kicking and screaming if needed - down the shining path to enlightenment. Their mistakes are in the name of rightness and justice and are innocent. Giving the opposition any airtime at all - even to pillory them - is more than they deserve.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2022 12:26 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2022 12:26 PM (97xpy)
We accidentally reported on the Cuomo gropings costing us the Cuomo Crime Cartel so at least one a decade.
Posted by: sven at January 03, 2022 12:26 PM (Lzpvj)
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The Comedy Channel?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 03, 2022 12:26 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 03, 2022 12:26 PM (DnWKq)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 03, 2022 12:26 PM (UHVv4)
Dr. Malone emailed this out and a couple others who are following the covid vaccine and the virus are also talking about this and one guy is looking for insurance whistle blowers (not really blowing any whistle except on the CDC and media's silence about it) to get him some more data that he can get analyzed and write about.
Eventually this will get so big the media will have to take note and when they do the entire deal is going to blow up big time.
Once Rand Paul gets this he will be on it I would imagine quite quickly. Him and Robert F. Kennedy jr.
Posted by: jakee308 at January 03, 2022 12:26 PM (DqrLy)
Posted by: Roy at January 03, 2022 12:26 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: Tater Salad, No Pickle at January 03, 2022 12:27 PM (rzi9I)
NO INTENT!
So the hundreds of thousands of people CNN helped murder because they called actually effective early treatments for COVID "horse dewormer," you're really going to use the "oops" defense?
Posted by: Declines to Prosecute at January 03, 2022 12:27 PM (BCSAN)
The implied others were explicit lies they knew were lies and went forward with anyway.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 03, 2022 12:27 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: cpurick at January 03, 2022 12:27 PM (bwWDS)
Excellent summation. He just admitted incompetence and sloth at the organization. CNN is huge, bigger than all three network news organizations combined back in 1970 and yet somehow they managed to bring us the news every night, in a shorter package.
CNN's gargantuan world network of 3000 employees plus thousands of stringers, contributors, interns, volunteers, and affiliate station workers enhanced by computers cannot keep up with the work load?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2022 12:27 PM (KZzsI)
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They have eyes to see but do not see, and ears to hear but do not hear, for they are a rebellious house.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 03, 2022 12:27 PM (UHVv4)
Pretty rapid rise, there. Lot of fortunate turns of events.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 03, 2022 12:27 PM (njfCw)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at January 03, 2022 12:28 PM (e7CRo)
Posted by: azjaeger at January 03, 2022 12:28 PM (nOC9N)
Posted by: Toad-O at January 03, 2022 12:28 PM (mCeoO)
Posted by: Just Wondering at January 03, 2022 12:28 PM (jYQlA)
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at January 03, 2022 12:28 PM (V6W16)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 03, 2022 12:25 PM (eGTCV)
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Ding. Ding. Ding.
If you're wrong and honest, you will probably have a good distribution of wrongness. You'll get things wrong across the board and along the entire political spectrum. Yet they don't, they're "wrong" only in one direction. This is, shall we say, unlikely.
This is *exactly* like the various reports during Russiagate that found all of these "mistakes" made by the various agencies. And yet those mistakes all went one direction. They were all mistakes *against* Trump, without a single mistake in his favor. It's statistically impossible for those to be mistakes.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2022 12:28 PM (DU+/6)
Dr. Malone emailed this out and a couple others who are following the covid vaccine and the virus are also talking about this and one guy is looking for insurance whistle blowers (not really blowing any whistle except on the CDC and media's silence about it) to get him some more data that he can get analyzed and write about.
Eventually this will get so big the media will have to take note and when they do the entire deal is going to blow up big time.
Once Rand Paul gets this he will be on it I would imagine quite quickly. Him and Robert F. Kennedy jr.
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Malone, Paul and RFK jr, they did not kill themselves. Yet.
Posted by: its an op, m'kay, ops are bad, m'kay at January 03, 2022 12:28 PM (c4NM8)
And name me one time they have reported something that has been to the favor of Trump or even conservatives?
They are either phonies or lying or just plain pig ignorant.
It's tough to say which it is and which is worse.
Posted by: jakee308 at January 03, 2022 12:28 PM (DqrLy)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2022 12:28 PM (dNqv+)
He makes more per year than viewers he brings in.
Seems a net loss, there, CNN.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 12:28 PM (Zz0t1)
I really wish we weren't such an easily manipulated single focus REACTIONARY cluster of retards but here we are... The good ol United (oh look squirrel!!!)...uhh.. what was I saying?
Posted by: GetchaPull at January 03, 2022 12:28 PM (aR6C/)
Posted by: azjaeger at January 03, 2022 12:28 PM (nOC9N)
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However, their actual reach diminishes because the fall in ratings means that fewer people are buying into the nonsense.
Interesting predicament to have if you're a cabal of wannabe Napoleons.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 03, 2022 12:29 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Mendacious CNN Lier at January 03, 2022 12:29 PM (7v2pL)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 03, 2022 12:29 PM (njfCw)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 03, 2022 12:29 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 03, 2022 12:30 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2022 12:26 PM (97xpy)
You obviously misspelled "doing anal."
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 12:30 PM (Zz0t1)
I'm sorta' surprised Bernie Sanders isn't all over this.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 03, 2022 12:30 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: jakee308 at January 03, 2022 12:30 PM (DqrLy)
I think there's a kernel of truth here. Most of these quarter-wits are your typical, foaming at the mouth, anti-conservative you're likely to find are the majority in any dorm at a northeast university.
The Maddow or Stelter you see on TV is probably somewhat toned down.
Of course, they're not even close to fair, and they couldn't properly explain the conservative position on anything, even with a gun to their head. Like I said, just a kernel of truth.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 03, 2022 12:30 PM (YYlyE)
It began in 1946 and for some reason skipped 1976 and it doesn't exist this year.
They did it because Trump keeps winning.
https://is.gd/UpoYZA
Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2022 12:30 PM (2QWaF)
Neither do we. *fires up the wood-chipper* We want to Re-Invigorate Democracy, and who doesn't want to do that?
Posted by: t-bird at January 03, 2022 12:30 PM (9Fwwf)
DC will make viewing propaganda a vital component of your social score allowing you access to credit, and employment.
Posted by: sven at January 03, 2022 12:30 PM (Lzpvj)
See, that's why I avoid cocktail parties. Although I really enjoyed the cocktail parties at Team America HQ.
Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at January 03, 2022 12:30 PM (qpX6U)
Tater's Tots
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 03, 2022 12:29 PM (njfCw)
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I know there are exceptions - fame whores, fellow travelers, etc. - but who would allow their kid to go anywhere near a politician or a media operator?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2022 12:30 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 03, 2022 12:25 PM (eGTCV)
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Ding. Ding. Ding.
If you're wrong and honest, you will probably have a good distribution of wrongness. You'll get things wrong across the board and along the entire political spectrum. Yet they don't, they're "wrong" only in one direction. This is, shall we say, unlikely.
This is *exactly* like the various reports during Russiagate that found all of these "mistakes" made by the various agencies. And yet those mistakes all went one direction. They were all mistakes *against* Trump, without a single mistake in his favor. It's statistically impossible for those to be mistakes.
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AKshually, we believed them all to be true based upon our magical thinking, close minded doctrine and/or group think psychosis. So, once again, we are correct and you are wrong and Trump is a poopy doo doo head.
Posted by: your betters at January 03, 2022 12:30 PM (+4kga)
Posted by: Mendacious CNN Lier at January 03, 2022 12:29 PM (7v2pL)
I read that in the 'We'll be safe in the mines' voice from Army of Darkness.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2022 12:30 PM (dNqv+)
I think the details are still being worked out, and I expect to see significant changes in the station this year. But maybe that's just wishful thinking.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2022 12:31 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 03, 2022 12:31 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2022 12:31 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at January 03, 2022 12:32 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: Eromero at January 03, 2022 12:32 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 03, 2022 12:31 PM (UuD2k)
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I guess NPR does kind of suck.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 03, 2022 12:32 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Catherine the Great at January 03, 2022 12:32 PM (rzi9I)
Dude. That guy's fiance.
All I could think of was Berserker's Brother and his comment about Kristi Noem.
Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2022 12:32 PM (97xpy)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 03, 2022 12:32 PM (njfCw)
Posted by: jakee308 at January 03, 2022 12:30 PM (DqrLy)
Wait, we're not supposed to start at the bottom and work our way up?
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 03, 2022 12:33 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2022 12:30 PM (DU+/6)
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Hey-O!
(Are they really exceptions if there's so damn many of them?)
Posted by: The Thunbergs at January 03, 2022 12:33 PM (CAJOC)
Yup, they will eventually try to tie benefits access and other things to a "political toxicity" rating....
watching XiNN will allow you to have full credit access et etc not watching or reading the wrong things at the library will lock you out.
I give it a maximum of five to ten years.
Posted by: sven at January 03, 2022 12:33 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Red Hen at January 03, 2022 12:33 PM (97xpy)
Dude. That guy's fiance.
All I could think of was Berserker's Brother and his comment about Kristi Noem.
Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2022 12:32 PM (97xpy)
I feel sort of sorry for that gal. She is obviously going for that codependent abusive relationship shit. On the other hand, people make their own calls.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2022 12:33 PM (dNqv+)
Wait, we're not supposed to start at the bottom and work our way up?
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 03, 2022 12:33 PM (Ez6QX)
Only in China.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 12:33 PM (Zz0t1)
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Once you realize the monetary value of a fully weaponized social score, you'll boggle at the list of things you will be required to buy/do which will provide a rich kick back trough at which your politicos will feed.
Posted by: Making graft exponentially more efficient with technology at January 03, 2022 12:33 PM (ozzo9)
Posted by: JEM at January 03, 2022 12:33 PM (8erNz)
Her statement means (a) she's lying, (b) she doesn't perceive reality, or (c) all media in the country is so colossally bad at their one job -- communicating information -- that most people misunderstand what they're saying.
Posted by: Editor at January 03, 2022 12:33 PM (1F9wr)
Interesting predicament to have if you're a cabal of wannabe Napoleons.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 03, 2022 12:29 PM (LvTSG)
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If a commie preaches in the forest does anyone hear it?
Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2022 12:33 PM (2QWaF)
Posted by: Red Hen at January 03, 2022 12:33 PM (97xpy)
Oh, damn.
*cringe golfclap*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2022 12:34 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Editor at January 03, 2022 12:33 PM (1F9wr)
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I don't see how these three things are mutually exclusive.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 03, 2022 12:34 PM (LvTSG)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rG4kmdAlqCk
A devastating fire at South Africa's national parliament in Cape Town has flared up again as firefighters struggle to extinguish the blaze more than 24 hours after it was first noticed.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at January 03, 2022 12:34 PM (nLrWw)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 03, 2022 12:30 PM (BFigT)
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Just like the USSR, there will be two orbits. There is Party News (Pravda) and there is State News (Izvestia).
Among the papers. WaPo is Pravda and the NYT is Izvestia. The rest orbit one of those. In TV news it's a bit muddier, but it will stabilize over the next few years.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2022 12:34 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 03, 2022 12:34 PM (njfCw)
It's not like the media had any credibility at that point. But after that, they were completely exposed as partisan frauds.
One might think the fact only 3 people watch their network would be a clue.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 03, 2022 12:34 PM (LjX+p)
"We are removing the SAT to promote more minority access to the ivy league!"
//What they say
"We are removing the SATs so we will never be subject to investigation when we take graft to let an actor's kid in"
//What they mean
Posted by: sven at January 03, 2022 12:35 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 03, 2022 12:34 PM (LvTSG)
They communicate info all day long. They just cannot do it with even the fig leaf of believability.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2022 12:35 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 03, 2022 12:33 PM (Ez6QX)
There are alternate definitions of 'bottom'.
Sometimes the bottom satisfies the middle and rises to the top.
E.g. Kamala.
Posted by: JEM at January 03, 2022 12:35 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: JEM at January 03, 2022 12:33 PM (8erNz)
If everyone thinks you're lying about everything and you come out and tell them you're not lying, everyone isn't wrong.
You're lying.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 12:35 PM (Zz0t1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rG4kmdAlqCk
A devastating fire at South Africa's national parliament in Cape Town has flared up again as firefighters struggle to extinguish the blaze more than 24 hours after it was first noticed.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at January 03, 2022 12:34 PM (nLrWw)
Kind of on the nose, God.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2022 12:35 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 03, 2022 12:35 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Axeman at January 03, 2022 12:36 PM (OaZlZ)
The developer of the scannable Covid microchip that is embedded under the skin hit back at critics and said there is no stopping the roll-out.
Microchips are gaining popularity in Sweden and now Swedes are getting Covid vaccine passports implanted in their hands or elsewhere under their skin.
https://bit.ly/3FMx6vY
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 03, 2022 12:36 PM (Do5/p)
I am completely baffled by this as well. He doesn't have any particular charisma, looks like a thumb, is not very good or persuasive, and yet he gets a top end job?
I can understand Acosta, who is well spoken and physically attractive being frustrated with being shut out from a show on CNN. What does he have to do to get a TV job, when guys like Stelter, Cilliza, Cuomo, and Lemon all get one??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2022 12:36 PM (KZzsI)
The value of their currency will go up, and economic productivity will rise.
Posted by: sven at January 03, 2022 12:36 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 03, 2022 12:36 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 03, 2022 12:36 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Antonio Brown at January 03, 2022 12:36 PM (eA1RV)
I feel sorry for her dentist.
'You've obviously been flossing diligently, but your breath!?'
Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2022 12:36 PM (97xpy)
You're lying.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 12:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Not necessarily. How about the popular narrative about J6?
The Truth is still the Truth. It needs no allies.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2022 12:36 PM (dNqv+)
Noticing it was one thing. Calling it in was another.
Posted by: t-bird at January 03, 2022 12:36 PM (9Fwwf)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 03, 2022 12:35 PM (OalnH)
On what grounds?
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 12:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 03, 2022 12:37 PM (GYllL)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 03, 2022 12:36 PM (eGTCV)
There you go, seizing and pouncing again!
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 03, 2022 12:37 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 03, 2022 12:35 PM (OalnH)
On what grounds?
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 12:36 PM (Zz0t1)
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On being an evil Orangeman?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 03, 2022 12:37 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at January 03, 2022 12:37 PM (qpX6U)
No objectivity. No FACTS. Certainly no ethics or morals. Just constantly shouting fire and spreading misery. All while earning billions from it.
Nevermind marching on D.C. The real problem is our media and they need to be either corrected or eliminated. Where is our "Soros"? Where is our side taking up the fight? Why do good people try to say anything on Twitter when it's as helpful as wiping before you shit?
The lawsuits brought by Sandman and eventually Rittenhouse are great but as stated by a member of the media themselves, they must be CRUSHED . Every last one of them. They must never be allowed to regain ANY influence over our lives ever again. They must be financially DESTROYED and destitute. I have always said that is where the fight needs to be taken.
Posted by: GetchaPull at January 03, 2022 12:37 PM (aR6C/)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 03, 2022 12:35 PM (OalnH)
On what grounds?
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 12:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Orangemanbad
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 03, 2022 12:37 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 03, 2022 12:35 PM
Show up and pull a hillary.
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at January 03, 2022 12:37 PM (bVYXr)
'You've obviously been flossing diligently, but your breath!?'
Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2022 12:36 PM (97xpy)
Smells like an abscess, but your flossing regime is amazing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2022 12:37 PM (dNqv+)
Not necessarily. How about the popular narrative about J6?
The Truth is still the Truth. It needs no allies.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2022 12:36 PM (dNqv+)
How popular is the narrative that Jan 6th was Trump's doing?
I don't see it very popular at all and the media, along with the 'committee' is lying about it.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 12:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: CNN at January 03, 2022 12:37 PM (SOOxB)
Probably related to taxes, they've been trying to get Trump on that for almost 6 years now.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2022 12:38 PM (KZzsI)
The developer of the scannable Covid microchip that is embedded under the skin hit back at critics and said there is no stopping the roll-out.
Microchips are gaining popularity in Sweden and now Swedes are getting Covid vaccine passports implanted in their hands or elsewhere under their skin.
https://bit.ly/3FMx6vY
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 03, 2022 12:36 PM (Do5/p)
Good Lord. Wasn't all that long ago this would have been a crazy conspiracy theory only right wing whackjobs would believe. Now it's in-your-face reality.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 03, 2022 12:38 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: CN at January 03, 2022 12:38 PM (ONvIw)
Pretty rapid rise, there. Lot of fortunate turns of events.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 03, 2022 12:27 PM (njfCw)
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Yup. Very likely it was dumb luck.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2022 12:38 PM (DU+/6)
If you're not sick enough to require medical attention, why bother?
I think that the key is that leftists were convinced that if they take The Correct Actions - being triple-vaxxed, wearing masks everywhere, etc. that They Were Safe From Covid. Even more intoxicatingly, they were the Good People, as distinguished from the unvaxxed, non-mask-wearing Bad People, who were entirely responsible for the epidemic, and deserved whatever happened to them.
And now, with Omicron, it appears that the vaccinated are more likely to catch it, that cloth masks don't work - i.e. all the ritual behaviors that leftists have been relying upon to Stay Safe have turned out to be largely useless.
Frequent Covid testing is a displacement mechanism - it is a way of demonstrating that you are still one of the Good People, even if the testing is largely pointless.
Posted by: The Bell System, 1960s! at January 03, 2022 12:39 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 03, 2022 12:39 PM (hvxWS)
Well, he gets discussed every day here at AoSHQ. If it weren't for this blog, I would not know the guy even exists.
Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at January 03, 2022 12:39 PM (qpX6U)
I don't see it very popular at all and the media, along with the 'committee' is lying about it.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 12:37 PM (Zz0t1)
What I am saying is that just because a bunch of people repeat a lie, it does not make it have even a kernel of truth. If the 2000s have taught us anything, it is that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2022 12:39 PM (dNqv+)
Every time we raise a concern they make it a plan...
Posted by: sven at January 03, 2022 12:39 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: t-bird at January 03, 2022 12:36 PM (9Fwwf)
The implication is that the fire was out 24 hours ago. South Africa has an amazing affirmative action program ...
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at January 03, 2022 12:39 PM (nLrWw)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at January 03, 2022 12:39 PM (e7CRo)
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 03, 2022 12:33 PM (Ez6QX)
It worked for Mr. Lemmiwinks on South Park.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2022 12:39 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 03, 2022 12:40 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: CN at January 03, 2022 12:40 PM (ONvIw)
It is all fun and games until the reality that the gene therapy is killing people (if/when it happens) cannot be denied....
then magically the vaccines will be Trump's again.
Posted by: sven at January 03, 2022 12:40 PM (Lzpvj)
Every time we raise a concern they make it a plan...
Posted by: sven at January 03, 2022 12:39 PM (Lzpvj)
This.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2022 12:40 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 03, 2022 12:41 PM (FVME7)
And I was very encouraged by that.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 03, 2022 12:41 PM (OalnH)
-Gateway Pundit
Cue sad trombone sound.
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 03, 2022 12:41 PM (GYllL)
Posted by: Don Lemonparty at January 03, 2022 12:41 PM (rzi9I)
Union issued voting guides are useful for this very reason. Voting opposite to their suggestion is almost always best.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 03, 2022 12:41 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: The Bell System, 1960s! at January 03, 2022 12:39 PM (I2/tG)
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I think it's fear.
It's been shown that a very large percentage of Democrats (pretty sure it's around 40% of them) think that the likelihood of being hospitalized by covid is around 50%. They're convinced that covid is a death sentence.
So, they test all the time because they fear it so. They can't go without knowing whether they have it or not. And then, when they get a positive test, even without symptoms, they run to the hospital because they "know" that half of all covid people end up there. They need hospital help even fi they feel fine because the test said so.
These people are broken. You ever wonder why Biden can't simply declare victory over covid? It's because of people like this.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 03, 2022 12:41 PM (LvTSG)
Well, he gets discussed every day here at AoSHQ. If it weren't for this blog, I would not know the guy even exists.
Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at January 03, 2022 12:39 PM (qpX6U)
He's like the proverbial potato on a fence post. You know the tater didn't get there on its own.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 03, 2022 12:42 PM (z5Vrg)
Well, he gets discussed every day here at AoSHQ. If it weren't for this blog, I would not know the guy even exists.
Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at January 03, 2022 12:39 PM (qpX6U)
that and beatle song Helter Stelter, which was really about some fat bastard.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 03, 2022 12:42 PM (VwHCD)
In a decade or so there will be Jan 6 Reenactments, commemorating the brave Patriots who repelled the Insurrection.
Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at January 03, 2022 12:42 PM (qpX6U)
Yup. Very likely it was dumb luck.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2022 12:38 PM (DU+/6)
You misspelled 'sucked dick.'
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 12:42 PM (Zz0t1)
A business that has to go on the air and claim innocence and well-meaning is one that is in trouble with the public.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2022 12:42 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford
They're also hoarding in-home tests. And they're bragging about that. Someone needs that test, but the left is buying them all.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 03, 2022 12:42 PM (VWp7G)
Investigate the origins of Covid.
Investigate Ray Epps.
And when I say investigate, I mean every stone and lots and lots (and lots) of sunlight.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 03, 2022 12:42 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: G. Costanza:: Asst. GM, NY Yankees at January 03, 2022 12:43 PM (q/YNx)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 03, 2022 12:41 PM (YYlyE)
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This is how I vote for local candidates. I see who the local prog groups endorse, and then vote the opposite way.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 03, 2022 12:43 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 03, 2022 12:43 PM (njfCw)
Posted by: I'd Rather See at January 03, 2022 12:43 PM (w9H27)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 03, 2022 12:42 PM
The ole Post Tater!
Posted by: Bert G at January 03, 2022 12:43 PM (aCyRI)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at January 03, 2022 12:43 PM (e7CRo)
https://bit.ly/3FMx6vY
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 03, 2022 12:36 PM (Do5/p)
Wasn't it Sweden that rode out Covid last year without masks, distancing, shutdowns, etc? What's their problem now?
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 03, 2022 12:43 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - lin-duh, sorry it took so long, look in the comments for the liquid at January 03, 2022 12:44 PM (ZLyax)
I am completely baffled by this as well. He doesn't have any particular charisma, looks like a thumb, is not very good or persuasive, and yet he gets a top end job?
I can understand Acosta, who is well spoken and physically attractive being frustrated with being shut out from a show on CNN. What does he have to do to get a TV job, when guys like Stelter, Cilliza, Cuomo, and Lemon all get one??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2022 12:36 PM (KZzsI)
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Acosta just hasn't sucked the right dick yet.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 03, 2022 12:44 PM (Z0jKT)
Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at January 03, 2022 12:42 PM (qpX6U
There will be a movie showing AOC hiding under her desk.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 03, 2022 12:44 PM (eGTCV)
Tater's audience is mostly comprised of nursing homes, airports, and institutions where the channel CAN'T be changed...
Posted by: Mr Wolf at January 03, 2022 12:44 PM (uFkCb)
Posted by: I Mean at January 03, 2022 12:44 PM (hT0D3)
_TGP
Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2022 12:44 PM (2QWaF)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 03, 2022 12:42 PM (VWp7G)
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Yup. Annoying. My mom has a cold. My dad went to get her a test just so they'll know if it's the 'Rona in case she gets worse, so they can give more information to the doctor if needed. None available, even in my sane little burg. The pharmacist told him, "our shipments come in on Tuesday. Get here then if you want one, because they'll be gone by midday Wednesday."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2022 12:45 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 03, 2022 12:44 PM (eGTCV)
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FIFY
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 03, 2022 12:45 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: MikeN at January 03, 2022 12:45 PM (vYcPe)
https://tinyurl.com/ycxxzwmm
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 03, 2022 12:45 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: This...is CNN at January 03, 2022 12:45 PM (q/YNx)
Yeah, they're scared of catching the black plague. The perception is that death totals are higher than reported, because people misunderstand the data. For example, Oregon has a running total: cases and deaths. As of today, in Marion County (where I live) its 42126 total cases and 547 deaths.
But the Branch Covidian reads that and thinks its a recent total. Not "everyone in the history of mankind over the last 3 years" but like weekly or even daily.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2022 12:45 PM (KZzsI)
Isn't this what Bill Gate's wife told us we were silly worrying about?
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2022 12:26 PM (97xpy)
I hope this never gets old.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 03, 2022 12:45 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - lin-duh, sorry it took so long, look in the comments for the liquid at January 03, 2022 12:45 PM (ZLyax)
Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at January 03, 2022 12:45 PM (qpX6U)
they can't possibly believe this
it would take real hard-core delusion
Posted by: DB at January 03, 2022 12:45 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 03, 2022 12:45 PM (OssQ4)
Go for it, the democrats use the filibuster more than the GOP ever did...
fuck it
Posted by: sven at January 03, 2022 12:46 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 03, 2022 12:44 PM (eGTCV)
If they showed her topless, and going commando, that would guarantee an audience.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2022 12:46 PM (P3gRi)
Eventually this will get so big the media will have to take note and when they do the entire deal is going to blow up big time.
If the media can ignore the presidency being stolen right in front of everyone's eyes, ignoring this will be, as the saying goes, barely an inconvenience.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2022 12:46 PM (trdmm)
... Fantasizing being raped by a conservative.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 03, 2022 12:46 PM (+LCoQ)
Sorry. But that's awfully close.
The mark of the beast is found in Revelation 13:16-18: "Also it causes all, both small and great, both rich and poor, both free and slave, to be marked on the right hand or the forehead, so that no one can buy or sell unless he has the mark, that is, the name of the beast or the number of its name.
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at January 03, 2022 12:46 PM (uXonU)
Posted by: CN at January 03, 2022 12:46 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - lin-duh, sorry it took so long, look in the comments for the liquid at January 03, 2022 12:47 PM (ZLyax)
https://tinyurl.com/ycxxzwmm
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
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OK, little Mitch, you're up.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2022 12:47 PM (2QWaF)
https://is.gd/XyZW5h
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2022 12:47 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2022 12:47 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 03, 2022 12:47 PM (c6xtn)
https://tinyurl.com/ycxxzwmm
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
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OK, little Mitch, you're up.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2022 12:47 PM (2QWaF)
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Failure theater for the Democratic rubes. It'll never happen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 03, 2022 12:47 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at January 03, 2022 12:48 PM (bVYXr)
LOL he can't get the votes for either. That's like some guy threatening to beat up a football team if they won't pay up.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2022 12:48 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at January 03, 2022 12:48 PM (Y85zb)
Posted by: CN at January 03, 2022 12:49 PM (ONvIw)
AOC went to FL to vacation, despite her near constant harangues about how awful it is some places and people don't take Covid seriously.
Someone commented on a picture and made fun of her BF's gross sandaled feet.
AOC bizarrely responded that the commenter was only talking about her BF's feet because he wanted to date her.
The Babylon Bee, Ted Cruz, and many others had a field day with this. Example: https://bit.ly/3qIqLeS
Posted by: bonhomme at January 03, 2022 12:49 PM (YYlyE)
Go for it, the democrats use the filibuster more than the GOP ever did...
fuck it
Posted by: sven at January 03, 2022 12:46 PM (Lzpvj)
I saw this story, and realized it's just the progs and Schumer talking big again. They think that after a year of saying "no, we're not going to vote to change the filibuster", Manchin and Sinema are going to say "oh wait no one told us about Jan 6! Of course you're right Chuck, that changes our minds completely!!!"
A funny left wing op ed I saw over the weekend said that Biden should really be negotiating with Mitt Romney rather than Manchin, because Mitt would be a lot easier to get on board. Writer had a point.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2022 12:49 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: CN at January 03, 2022 12:49 PM (ONvIw)
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He couldn't for BBB.
He won't be able to for the voting bill.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 03, 2022 12:49 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 03, 2022 12:49 PM (5HBd1)
https://tinyurl.com/ycxxzwmm
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Go ahead and throw a temper tantrum little bitch. At least two dem senators have already said nope, they ain't voting for that.
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at January 03, 2022 12:49 PM (bVYXr)
That's my analysis as well. Schumer is big on stupid stunts that go nowhere but appease his base.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2022 12:49 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: sidney at January 03, 2022 12:49 PM (LJJah)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 03, 2022 12:25 PM (LvTSG)
You asked for it...
https://youtu.be/-peWHO6pRnQ
Posted by: Doof at January 03, 2022 12:49 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at January 03, 2022 12:48 PM (Y85zb)
Maybe he is Zuck's secret bastard child.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2022 12:50 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2022 12:46 PM (P3gRi)
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After her comments about Republicans wanting her jello it's obviously on her mind.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2022 12:50 PM (2QWaF)
Posted by: Joe Mama at January 03, 2022 12:50 PM (WmGrA)
Posted by: CN at January 03, 2022 12:50 PM (ONvIw)
Triple vaxxed and double masked, yet gave herself TEN tests in one single day. All for her narcissistic social media cred.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 03, 2022 12:50 PM (OssQ4)
That's my analysis as well. Schumer is big on stupid stunts that go nowhere but appease his base.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2022 12:49 PM (KZzsI)
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He's Harry Reid without the bit of common sense and 60 votes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 03, 2022 12:50 PM (LvTSG)
Her argument is 'we suck so bad at our jobs it just LOOKS like we're doing it on purpose'. That's the best spin she can put on it?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2022 12:50 PM (KZzsI)
I suck.
Bu tthey are subterranean grub eating bastards, so yeah, like the media.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 03, 2022 12:51 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 03, 2022 12:51 PM (GYllL)
Posted by: CN at January 03, 2022 12:51 PM (ONvIw)
Triple vaxxed and double masked, yet gave herself TEN tests in one single day. All for her narcissistic social media cred.
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I'm not joking when I say that Starbucks should release a COVID test kit.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - lin-duh, sorry it took so long, look in the comments for the liquid at January 03, 2022 12:51 PM (ZLyax)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 03, 2022 12:52 PM (0zAXc)
You asked for it...
https://youtu.be/-peWHO6pRnQ
Posted by: Doof at January 03, 2022 12:49 PM (mZUr4)
Well done, sir.
That's in my rotation as well.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 12:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at January 03, 2022 12:52 PM (hT0D3)
Sounds to me like she takes tests like Dems count votes. Keep doing it till you get the result you want.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 03, 2022 12:52 PM (njfCw)
Its clearly a big earner. How much can those test cost to make, like 40 cents a unit?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2022 12:52 PM (KZzsI)
Microchips are gaining popularity in Sweden and now Swedes are getting Covid vaccine passports implanted in their hands or elsewhere under their skin.
https://bit.ly/3FMx6vY
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 03, 2022 12:36 PM (Do5/p)
this is MY hill. the government and all the karens can eff right off on this subject.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 03, 2022 12:52 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 03, 2022 12:18 PM (eGTCV)
Dr. Pol's 3 legged cat Tater has many more viewers.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at January 03, 2022 12:52 PM (AiZBA)
In reality, media "mistakes" favor democrats by about a 90% margin.
But, let's take the reporter seriously for a second. If she truly believes journalists are able to put aside their biases - why do we need affirmative action? Or is it just journalists that have the magical ability to completely ignore their biases? What about voir dire in jury selection - can't we just sit the first 12 people and expect them to put aside their biases? Or again, is it only journalists with the magical ability to completely ignore their own biases? I could go on and on . . . .
Posted by: Mehive at January 03, 2022 12:52 PM (ky+MF)
I suck.
Bu tthey are subterranean grub eating bastards, so yeah, like the media.
Posted by: Diogenes
Shoot the little motherfucker.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 03, 2022 12:53 PM (aEFfP)
When the supposed "guardians of information" are more emotionally invested in what people in cocktail parties say about them instead of whether they actually do their jobs properly, then the entire business model needs to be burned to the ground.
Posted by: Homer's Donuts at January 03, 2022 12:53 PM (BCSAN)
Posted by: Jen the original at January 03, 2022 12:53 PM (q2yCk)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 03, 2022 12:53 PM (c6xtn)
Posted by: CN at January 03, 2022 12:53 PM (ONvIw)
Her name means "field slave." Which is fitting, since she's doing the dirty, thankless work of tending the Party's gay little potato garden.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 03, 2022 12:53 PM (hQ23g)
It's also very clear that you receive the mark AFTER you have declared the beast as your god and pledged allegiance to him.
As much as I dislike the... trend, it's still not there. Close, indeed. Take it for the warning it is.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at January 03, 2022 12:53 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: sidney at January 03, 2022 12:49 PM (LJJah)
And in the first interview with Gov Palin.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 03, 2022 12:53 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 03, 2022 12:50 PM (OssQ4)
The makers of the Magic 8-Ball should market a special Covid Test edition. They would clean up. Heck, I'd buy one, just to torment the True Believers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2022 12:53 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2022 12:54 PM (KZzsI)
Are we still talking about Jack Murphy?
Posted by: bonhomme at January 03, 2022 12:54 PM (YYlyE)
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Ratings are largely irrelevant since the "news" serves a different purpose and is propped up by political players, but I do want to point out that Trump got this right. Every time he said something like, "what are you guys going to do without me? Your ratings are going to crash when you finally get rid of me," the press whores like tater would go and yell and scream about how that wasn't true and Trump was a meanie-head.
Heh.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2022 12:54 PM (DU+/6)
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn fffaaaaaaaarrrttttt...
Sorry, ate a bunch of ham and black-eyed pea soup over the weekend...
Posted by: Eldritch Horrors Ate My Pimp and My Dealer at January 03, 2022 12:54 PM (rzi9I)
Posted by: Magic 8 Ball at January 03, 2022 12:54 PM (njfCw)
https://youtu.be/-peWHO6pRnQ
Posted by: Doof at January 03, 2022 12:49 PM (mZUr4)
Well done, sir.
That's in my rotation as well.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 12:52 PM (Zz0t1)
My pre-teen self had that entire album memorized. I still quote some lines from it -- but hardly anyone ever catches the references.
Posted by: Doof at January 03, 2022 12:54 PM (mZUr4)
Lefty women have been bragging about giving sex only to political allies since at least the Vietnam War. Lysistrata something-something. There's nothing new under the sun.
Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at January 03, 2022 12:54 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Selling for $24.99 at Sam's for two tests per box.
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at January 03, 2022 12:54 PM (uXonU)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
The left only cares about themselves. If others have to die, I guess it's not sweat off them.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 03, 2022 12:55 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2022 12:53 PM (P3gRi)
It would be just as accurate as the PCR tests, maybe more.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at January 03, 2022 12:55 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 03, 2022 12:55 PM (SH2Zi)
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Her heels are very round
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2022
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Always a good start
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 03, 2022 12:55 PM (c6xtn)
Which most have done with the government.
Look, Revelations is extremely difficult to read, clearly not meant to be taken literally, and deliberately written to obscure details. I would be very cautious picking stuff from it and trying to apply it to modern events.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2022 12:55 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Buffalobob at January 03, 2022 12:56 PM (r01B8)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2022 12:53 PM (P3gRi)
Magic 2-Week Ball??
Posted by: Doof at January 03, 2022 12:56 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: t-bird at January 03, 2022 12:56 PM (DMQdU)
I suck.
Bu tthey are subterranean grub eating bastards, so yeah, like the media.
Posted by: Diogenes
Shoot the little motherfucker.
Posted by: nurse ratched
If you decide to use the steel spike of death traps make sure you put a flattish stone under the impact zone. It makes the little bastards step over it and trigger the spiking.
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 03, 2022 12:56 PM (GYllL)
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at January 03, 2022 12:56 PM (uXonU)
So why no changes yet? Because a new team is coming in, and there's no incentive to make any changes now when they're all going to be changed again in weeks. Everything just shuffles along in constant failure mode until the new management team can finally take control.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2022 12:57 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 03, 2022 12:57 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: CN at January 03, 2022 12:57 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2022 12:57 PM (KZzsI)
Why is it that we had to have a Constitutional Amendment passed in order to get blacks, deadbeats, women and teenagers to vote but a law to override the Constitution's mandate of State legislated voting laws is exempt?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 03, 2022 12:57 PM (+LCoQ)
Shoot the little motherfucker.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 03, 2022 12:53 PM (aEFfP)
I find Dry ice and poison works best.
For the moles too.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 03, 2022 12:57 PM (axyOa)
My pre-teen self had that entire album memorized. I still quote some lines from it -- but hardly anyone ever catches the references.
Posted by: Doof at January 03, 2022 12:54 PM (mZUr4)
I would.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
Posted by: Brian "Big T" Stelter at January 03, 2022 12:57 PM (a3Q+t)
The makers of the Magic 8-Ball should market a special Covid Test edition. They would clean up. Heck, I'd buy one, just to torment the True Believers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2022 12:53 PM
As I see it yes.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 03, 2022 12:58 PM (dQvv7)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Not being able to buy or sell without a vaxx passport is pretty damn close.
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at January 03, 2022 12:58 PM (uXonU)
One analyst likened to a plot to 'take over' the region.
As part of the dea, Peking has committed to supplying the region with 'civilian' nuclear technology, helping to develop 'peaceful' space programs.
_DM
Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2022 12:58 PM (2QWaF)
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So which is it - no political bias, or political bias that is beneficial to those the "journalists" are biased against?
C'mon, sweetheart. It's too easy to refute your argument when you contradict in the next sentence.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2022 12:58 PM (KzNJ6)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 03, 2022 12:57 PM (OssQ4)
A three day bender.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 03, 2022 12:58 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 03, 2022 12:58 PM (+LCoQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
The mob tests probably go through quality control, unlike a certain Asian country we know.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 03, 2022 12:58 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Bruce at January 03, 2022 12:58 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 03, 2022 12:58 PM (YYlyE)
That article says the chip is 12X2mm. That ain't no 'micro' chip! Shit, I could design one smaller than that by close of business today.
Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at January 03, 2022 12:58 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 03, 2022 12:58 PM (UuD2k)
I feel confident that is the case. Ordinarily when there's this kind of plunge in ratings, a channel will shuffle things up and make changes, but CNN hasn't had a mass firing or change in the shows for months.
There are only a couple of interpretations for why this is so, and the one you give is the most likely, in my mind.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2022 12:59 PM (KZzsI)
*********
If that's the case thy I have to go with that they are imbeciles.
Posted by: Cosda at January 03, 2022 12:59 PM (04UqG)
**
"Put not your faith in something something..."
Posted by: Moron Robbie - lin-duh, sorry it took so long, look in the comments for the liquid at January 03, 2022 12:59 PM (ZLyax)
We all say this, in conversation, when we're pausing, before we gather our thoughts. But this guy is a paid news commentator. "That's very interesting" is not good enough.
Posted by: m at January 03, 2022 12:59 PM (SWrJu)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2022 12:58 PM (KzNJ6)
++++
Yeah. I almost posted this same thing, but it's just so laughable that I couldn't contain my invective to whatever the character limit is.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2022 12:59 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2022 12:53 PM
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Call it the "Fauci Signature Edition."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2022 12:59 PM (KzNJ6)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 03, 2022 01:00 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at January 03, 2022 01:00 PM (uhPTO)
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 03, 2022 12:56 PM (GYllL)
Thats good advice. Never thought about a stone. In the past I've used a packed down mound of dirt the accomplish essentially the same thing. Usually works but not often enough.
Have I mentioned I hate moles?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 03, 2022 01:00 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 03, 2022 01:00 PM (O/gWh)
Can't pay student loans.
Can take expensive vacation to a hostile state she trashes daily.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 01:00 PM (Zz0t1)
They have deals with leaders across the US too, but they're not signed in ink.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 03, 2022 01:00 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: Doof at January 03, 2022 12:54 PM (mZUr4)
I would.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Hey man, you left your lights on. I said your lights is on man! What the f*ck, ya blind AND deaf?!?!
Posted by: Doof at January 03, 2022 01:00 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2022 01:01 PM (CYnTg)
Now that's a cocktail party
Posted by: Bruce at January 03, 2022 12:58 PM (vd8XM)
c'mon, we had Real Men there, I didn't see any little weenies. If Beto showed up, he sure wouldn't get served.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2022 01:01 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Maybe it was written to describe what he saw in human terms as best he could.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2022 01:01 PM (2QWaF)
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 03, 2022 01:01 PM (GYllL)
It does read a lot like that but people said the same thing about Social Security Cards and Photo ID. The long history of claiming we're in the end times because [current event] fits [interpretation of obscure passage in Revelation] is sad and troubling for the people involved. Thousands of people sold everything and went to mountaintops for January 1 2000 (and January 1 1000 for that matter) like God has short arms and would reach them first.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2022 01:01 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2022 12:59 PM (DU+/6)
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"We're not politically biased, and besides, our political bias helps those whose politics we hate."
Oh. OK.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2022 01:01 PM (KzNJ6)
Posted by: Moron Robbie
Philly put a vaccine check mandate at many of the city's restaurants. Today is the launch and already a few restaurants closed their doors.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 03, 2022 01:01 PM (VWp7G)
It's what I always say whenever I did not hear what the other guy said. Works good.
Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at January 03, 2022 01:01 PM (qpX6U)
With guns.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 03, 2022 12:58 PM (+LCoQ)
https://youtu.be/nLsXJitaiVo
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 01:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: bonhomme
Blood
Posted by: Bruce at January 03, 2022 01:02 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 03, 2022 12:57 PM (+LCoQ)
Because shit up that's why!
Schumer would have a filibuster-less Senate for about a year. Question is how much damage can he do with it. He'd have to get all the Dems votes and there is no cover for Dems with failure theater.
Posted by: blaster at January 03, 2022 01:02 PM (mbFEM)
How did The Potatard rise to such prominence?
I am completely baffled by this as well. He doesn't have any particular charisma, looks like a thumb, is not very good or persuasive, and yet he gets a top end job?
I can understand Acosta, who is well spoken and physically attractive being frustrated with being shut out from a show on CNN. What does he have to do to get a TV job, when guys like Stelter, Cilliza, Cuomo, and Lemon all get one??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2022 12:36 PM (KZzsI)
Any one can kiss ass, but it's the tongue action that separates the men from the boys....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 03, 2022 01:02 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2022 01:02 PM (CYnTg)
Yeah, boy, I'd pay the big bucks to see that. Not.
Posted by: m at January 03, 2022 01:02 PM (SWrJu)
Hey man, you left your lights on. I said your lights is on man! What the f*ck, ya blind AND deaf?!?!
Posted by: Doof at January 03, 2022 01:00 PM (mZUr4)
Say man......somebody stole yo battray.....I say we go git the muthafucka.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 01:03 PM (Zz0t1)
I think they are trying to hit the brakes in the COVID panic now
Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2022 01:01 PM
Just when R=5?
'Dr' Jill must always be on top when she has sex with Joe because all he can do is fvck up.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 03, 2022 01:03 PM (dQvv7)
Yeah partly that, and partly "I gotta obscure enough of this so that Rome doesn't kill me and everyone who gets the letter". At least part of Revelation is about the upcoming horrors when Israel was wiped out and the Roman persecution of Christians really went hot.
Other parts... are very difficult to know or understand. And, I suspect, we aren't meant to understand them, yet at least.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2022 01:03 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus
Thank you for helping my post-Christmas diet.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 03, 2022 01:03 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 03, 2022 01:03 PM (v3pYe)
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Nick Sandmann and Kyle Rittenhouse would like a word.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2022 01:04 PM (KzNJ6)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Armageddon is a place in Northern Israel, not a time or event.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 03, 2022 01:04 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Maybe it was written to describe what he saw in human terms as best he could.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2022 01:01 PM (2QWaF)
Some parts are clearly metaphorical though. Anyways the US is in far too bad a shape to be that specific evil empire, and it doesn't look likely for another superpower to rise in the next hundred years or so.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 03, 2022 01:04 PM (z5Vrg)
Hit it with all the OTC stuff you can. Alleve and ibuprofen and zinc and vitamin c
Posted by: blaster at January 03, 2022 01:04 PM (mbFEM)
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus
Well, that and she's not into scat videos.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 01:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: CN at January 03, 2022 01:04 PM (ONvIw)
Eddie Murphy's jive alarm? I think. Back when he was funny and now regrets and repents for.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2022 01:05 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2022 01:05 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: m at January 03, 2022 01:05 PM (SWrJu)
Posted by: Lady in Black
Chloraseptic is your friend.
Posted by: Joe Mama at January 03, 2022 01:05 PM (WmGrA)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 03, 2022 12:50 PM (LvTSG)
Perhaps someday he will get to 'lie in state' at the Capitol, like Harry the Searchlight Strangler. Yes, it's scheduled for the twelfth, after the week of coverage for the insurrection. In both cases, 'lie' is the operative word.
We live in very stupid times.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 03, 2022 01:06 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 03, 2022 01:06 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 01:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Classic! Now I gotta go find clips on the interwebz...
Posted by: Doof at January 03, 2022 01:06 PM (mZUr4)
wouldn't that be kind of like spitting into the wind?
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 03, 2022 01:03 PM (v3pYe)
Well that was a heck of an autocucumber
Posted by: blaster at January 03, 2022 01:06 PM (mbFEM)
Basically their burning landfill, where they threw corpses, trash, animal parts they didn't use, etc and burned them. But at the same time, its also clearly being used to mean something or represent something in Revelation as well. What? Its deliberately unclear.
I think the main lesson of Revelation is not "here's how to predict the future like you have tea leaves or a crystal ball" but rather "here's a really obscured look at the future, in which GOD WINS SO STOP WORRYING.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2022 01:06 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
"Some of them fa***ts is Kick Yo Ass fa***ts!"
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 03, 2022 01:06 PM (OssQ4)
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Uh, YES you do, against Conservatives, you freakin liars.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 03, 2022 01:07 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Archer at January 03, 2022 01:07 PM (gmo/4)
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I have been trying. I say 'trying' because it's so bad, I can barely swallow. The one time I had strep decades ago was better than this. This is horrific.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 03, 2022 01:07 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 03, 2022 01:04 PM (Y5qcH)
"Armageddon" is a safe word - as described in one of the funniest things I've ever heard...
https://youtu.be/cTrOb8zyrZk
Posted by: Doof at January 03, 2022 01:07 PM (mZUr4)
Classic! Now I gotta go find clips on the interwebz...
Posted by: Doof at January 03, 2022 01:06 PM (mZUr4)
I have various clips of it in the rotation as well.
Say, my man.....how much are da chopsticks.....$0.29? What a bargain......that is a bargain for me. I think I will buy some.....
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)
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I have been trying. I say 'trying' because it's so bad, I can barely swallow. The one time I had strep decades ago was better than this. This is horrific.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 03, 2022 01:07 PM (sVtYq)
Sorry. I hope it's not the C-word.
Posted by: m at January 03, 2022 01:08 PM (SWrJu)
Bunions
Posted by: Archer
Is that like Minions for Donkey Chompers?
Posted by: Bruce at January 03, 2022 01:08 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2022 01:05 PM (x0n13)
Its just a tuber -- Ahnold
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 03, 2022 01:08 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: t-bird at January 03, 2022 01:08 PM (AytXr)
Posted by: Lady in Black
That doesn't sound like Covid. Does sound more like strep.
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at January 03, 2022 01:08 PM (uXonU)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2022 01:06 PM (KZzsI)
Unless, of course, you are not on God's side. In that case, worry!
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at January 03, 2022 01:09 PM (QYPq3)
Not sure exactly where I read it but at least one person has opined that Chrissy Wallace bolting Fox for CNN+, not the broadcast platform, and closing the Airport operation earlier this year are leading indicators that Zucker is gonna take the whole thing off cable and on to streaming.
Posted by: Christopher B at January 03, 2022 01:09 PM (s1KJh)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at January 03, 2022 01:09 PM (nLrWw)
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)
One of the things I reference frequently!! That and "You have penny??"
Posted by: Doof at January 03, 2022 01:09 PM (mZUr4)
"you make fun of them but you forget, f****s are men, they kick you ass."
I have been trying. I say 'trying' because it's so bad, I can barely swallow.
I got a sore throat like that from some midwestern bug I wasn't protected from. The little college clinic said it wasn't quite strep but it was close and gave me something to use as a spray.
The problem with that numbing crap is that you end up talking and irritating your throat more so its EVEN WORSE when the spray wears off. Best to just stay silent and drink a lot of hot tea.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2022 01:10 PM (KZzsI)
I know; CNN is planning on a comedy routine watched by conservatives and that was the opening line. I can't wait to see the other jokes.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2022 01:10 PM (k49Sx)
I have been trying. I say 'trying' because it's so bad, I can barely swallow. The one time I had strep decades ago was better than this. This is horrific.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 03, 2022 01:07 PM
Have a zinc tablet you can dissolve in water? That's what I sipped on Day One. That and ate raw onion, with a few potato chips.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 03, 2022 01:10 PM (dQvv7)
Posted by: Brian Stater at January 03, 2022 01:11 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2022 01:05 PM (x0n13)
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Could be a Jeffrey Toober.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2022 01:11 PM (KzNJ6)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 03, 2022 01:11 PM (ZSK0i)
Maybe.
Do you know how a first century man would describe atomic blasts, military helicopters, armed drones, missiles, micro-chips, syringes and bullets?
Me neither.
Posted by: Ju at January 03, 2022 01:11 PM (aTmM/)
He was on Comedians in Cars with Seinfeld and the man is a hollow shell of who he used to be. Seinfeld was complimenting him on his comedy work and Eddie was all "I don't do that stuff any more, you know I got kids" I got the impression that Murphy is now basically controlled by what his kids want and like, and is sorry he was ever funny.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2022 01:12 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 03, 2022 12:38 PM
Yep: The conspiracy theorists who warned you of:
-- Vaccine mandates, vaccine passports, perpetual lockdowns, rampant inflation
Are now warning you of:
-- Digital ID/Social credit scores, Central Bank Digital Currencies, Climate lockdowns, energy rationing
Pay attention. -- https://bit.ly/3mT6TEG
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 03, 2022 01:12 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2022 01:12 PM (trdmm)
Think more likely he'll join the Biden Administration, e.g., Psaki will leave eventually ... or hell, he has about as much managerial experience as Gay Mayor Pete (and has probably slept with more dudes), so maybe Transport Secretary.
Only other option for him is some tech oligarch takes pity on him makes the Bulwark or Dispatch hire him to do a podcast.
Posted by: Match Checksout at January 03, 2022 01:12 PM (dYe5S)
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 01:12 PM (Zz0t1)
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Whereas Tater is going to CNN-.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2022 01:12 PM (KzNJ6)
If the new owners were smart they would fire everyone and start from scratch.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at January 03, 2022 01:12 PM (mcfjc)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2022 01:13 PM (KZzsI)
Comrade Psaki nods in agreement.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 03, 2022 01:13 PM (BFigT)
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Appeal becoming more selective.
Posted by: Having cultivated 1 million weirdo's we are no going to charge them 3.99 per month at January 03, 2022 01:13 PM (AzflV)
Crap the Romans don't have....just spitballing
Posted by: Archer at January 03, 2022 01:13 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Obi-Wan Kenobi at January 03, 2022 01:13 PM (AytXr)
Whenever my wife complains about a sore throat I always offer her a throat lozenge. I'm generous that way.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 03, 2022 01:14 PM (dQvv7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2022 01:14 PM (k49Sx)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 03, 2022 01:14 PM (F0YaR)
-- Vaccine mandates, vaccine passports, perpetual lockdowns, rampant inflation
Are now warning you of:
-- Digital ID/Social credit scores, Central Bank Digital Currencies, Climate lockdowns, energy rationing
Pay attention. -- https://bit.ly/3mT6TEG
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 03, 2022 01:12 PM (Do5/p)
Technically the people who are trying to execute this stuff openly advertise that they mean to do it. So thanks for the warning I guess, but you could just read any public advocacy for these things.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 03, 2022 01:14 PM (z5Vrg)
The ancient city of Megiddo is now called Tell el-Mutesellim.
Zechariah 11, 12, 13, and 14 talk about all nations gathering against Jerusalem to battle. John says the kings of the earth and the whole world will gather to the battle of that great day of God almighty into a place called Armageddon, then Christ will come "as a thief" (unexpectedly).
Generally speaking, the common understanding of Armageddon refers to these events at that place.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 03, 2022 01:14 PM (YYlyE)
Not long ago I suggested they fire all the "talent" but keep the production staff because they are all very professional but... apparently they are all short eyes perverts.
And they're the ones that put the "oopsie" crawl along the bottom that keeps attacking the right "by accident".
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2022 01:14 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: DB at January 03, 2022 01:14 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2022 01:12 PM
That's a shame. He was hilarious in I Spy with Owen Wilson. Not the same as stand-up, I know. But hopefully he hasn't given up comedy entirely.
Wow, just looked up I Spy. That movie was released 20 years ago! Where the hell has the time gone...
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 03, 2022 01:15 PM (Do5/p)
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Bunions
Posted by: Archer at January 03, 2022
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Probably. An image search suggests that she has hind paws like most Latina women, broad and flat, and hides them in silly sandals as often as she can.
Sorry, AOC. Not everybody can be Sofia Vergara.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 03, 2022 01:15 PM (c6xtn)
Posted by: m at January 03, 2022 01:05 PM (SWrJu)
Umm, no.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 03, 2022 01:11 PM (ZSK0i)
Heck of a typo, m.
Posted by: m at January 03, 2022 01:15 PM (SWrJu)
Posted by: Harry at January 03, 2022 01:15 PM (EcD5Y)
Generally speaking, the common understanding of Armageddon refers to these events at that place.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 03, 2022 01:14 PM (YYlyE)
That's Bruce Willis's house, right?
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 01:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 03, 2022 01:14 PM (F0YaR)
Remember when Harry complained about the smelly tourists? Wonder how old stinky Harry is today?
Posted by: Archer at January 03, 2022 01:15 PM (gmo/4)
- The Media
Posted by: DPICM at January 03, 2022 01:16 PM (M2VUX)
Posted by: The Media at January 03, 2022 01:16 PM (AytXr)
Posted by: Lady in Black
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Reportedly, providers are also currently treating a lot of viral illnesses that are not COVID-19 including strep throat; walking pneumonia; hand, foot and mouth; impetigo and a stomach bug. (And RSV in children, too.)
Hope you're feeling much better soon.
Posted by: Lola at January 03, 2022 01:16 PM (VQp1G)
https://youtu.be/QuqH1ewtg3A
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2022 01:13 PM (KZzsI)
Original recording.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hucTDV1Fvo
Sounds like he gargled with broken glass.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 03, 2022 01:16 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 03, 2022 01:16 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Witchfinder General at January 03, 2022 01:16 PM (mrPyX)
He's still doing comedy but its stuff that makes his kids laugh like the Klumphs and not stuff like Beverly Hills Cop.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2022 01:17 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 03, 2022 12:43 PM
Exactly what I was thinking. Maybe the WEF told them they could be excused from the Plandemic lockdown protocols so long as when WEF scheduled to ramp it down Sweden promised to accept the microchip vaccines.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 03, 2022 01:17 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 03, 2022 01:17 PM (BFigT)
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I thought he was more likely to sleep with the fishes at the bottom of Lake Mead.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2022 01:17 PM (KzNJ6)
Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2022 01:17 PM (CYnTg)
Seriously, the 150 weekly damage-control scrums for Don Lemon, for Chris Cuomo, for Jeff Toobin, for Jake Tapper's producer, and for Cuomo's producer (and probably the janitors and cafeteria workers as well) *have* to be sucking all the air out of the room over there.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 03, 2022 01:17 PM (hQ23g)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 03, 2022 01:17 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Witchfinder General at January 03, 2022 01:16 PM (mrPyX)
The greatest trick, The Devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Archer at January 03, 2022 01:13 PM (gmo/4)
You reminded me of how Pliny the Younger described the eruption of Vesuvius, which he witnessed from across the bay of Naples. He wrote a very detailed account of it, including stories of the rescue attempts made by the Roman navy at the time. He spoke of a cloud over the mountain that looked like a huge trunk of a tree stretching to the heavens, where it branched out and spread wide. I realized this was the first time any man in history had the opportunity to witness and describe a mushroom cloud. Let's us know how big the eruption at Vesuvius was.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2022 01:18 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
I can understand the class clown wanting to grow up.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 03, 2022 01:19 PM (OssQ4)
Yeah some of those old singers were very distinctive. I cannot understand why people think Billie Holliday was so wonderful, She sounds like nails on chalkboard on helium.
But I like this recording. There's another version I like a lot better but I cannot remember who put it out. Son Seals did a great version without any instruments.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2022 01:19 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Sphynx at January 03, 2022 01:19 PM (rXie1)
Strep throat and impetigo are bacterial diseases, 'walking pneumonia' can be viral or bacterial.
Posted by: Eldritch Horrors Ate My Pimp and My Dealer at January 03, 2022 01:19 PM (rzi9I)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 03, 2022 01:14 PM
Well, openly advertise to those of us paying attention. But when we turn around and share what is openly available for anyone to see to LIVs, they call us "conspiracy theorists". As do the mass media and tech companies.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 03, 2022 01:19 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at
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I like the part where we get a second chance.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2022 01:20 PM (2QWaF)
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Like Bryan Singer trying to convince the world he's not a pedo.
Posted by: Keyser Soze at January 03, 2022 01:20 PM (QYPq3)
Yeah I can see that, and some of the stuff he did (especially about women) was pretty awful, if funny. But he really abandoned everything that was really great and interesting and just does terrible fart jokes and silly crap now. Seems a waste of his huge talent.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2022 01:20 PM (KZzsI)
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I have been trying. I say 'trying' because it's so bad, I can barely swallow. The one time I had strep decades ago was better than this. This is horrific.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 03, 2022 01:07 PM (sVtYq)
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And gargle with Listerine also use a Neti pot.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 03, 2022 01:22 PM (NpAcC)
Hope you're feeling much better soon.
Posted by: Lola at January 03, 2022 01:16 PM (VQp1G)
This was several months ago, so the numbers have probably changed, but pathologist Dr. Ryan Cole said his lab is showing weird viral infections up 20 times more than normal. Same with cancers.
Posted by: Emmie at January 03, 2022 01:22 PM (t62xj)
Posted by: Jeffy Toobin at January 03, 2022 01:23 PM (iDcra)
Sometimes, in a quiet or difficult moment, Harry Reid would reach out. It was like he knew.
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So a pattern emerges: She worked for Kennedy and Sanders and then had Harry 'reaching out,' too. No wonder she thinks old pols always want to touch her.
Posted by: Lola at January 03, 2022 01:23 PM (VQp1G)
I'm in love with a malicious intent.
You've been taken but you don't know it yet.
A truer love has never yet to be found.
I see the sunset through the eyes of a clown.
Posted by: 40 Miles North at January 03, 2022 01:24 PM (uWF4x)
Hope you're feeling much better soon.
Posted by: Lola
Strep is bacterial, not viral.
Posted by: Joe Mama at January 03, 2022 01:29 PM (WmGrA)
Schiavocampo said she frequently encounters media misconceptions "when I'm at a cocktail party."
So that's why I never encounter any mistrust of the media -- I don't go to cocktail parties!
Venn diagram of these people and reality - no overlap.
Posted by: mindful webworker - because I can at January 03, 2022 01:32 PM (cb/hk)
Reminds me of the Clinton administration when they got caught telling lies--
"We're not dishonest, we're just stupid!".
Posted by: timactual at January 03, 2022 01:41 PM (+oSfl)
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Like Bryan Singer trying to convince the world he's not a pedo.
Posted by: Keyser Soze at January 03, 2022 01:20 PM (QYPq3)
Or Jack Murphy that he's not a cuck.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 03, 2022 01:43 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Joe Mama at January 03, 2022 01:29 PM (WmGrA)
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Thank you. I have NO medical background but strep throat is currently very common throughout my community (SEPA) as is RSV in young children. It seems in almost all cases, 'home remedies' are the first line of defense v. antibiotics or antivirals (RSV).
Posted by: Lola at January 03, 2022 01:43 PM (VQp1G)
Why is it always so vague? And why is it always something that's "about" to come out, yet never does? How many years are you folks going to play this game, with nobody ever coming out to make these "grand" pronouncements, and the data never seeming to actually back your claims?
40% increase in deaths? Meaningless, unless you can prove the vax did it. Didn't actually happen, because death stats don't support it. I could go on.
Here, better yet - name someone. Name ONE PERSON that the vax killed. Shouldn't be hard. I
Posted by: Goober at January 03, 2022 02:52 PM (Hgvgt)
Not a Waste of Food.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at January 03, 2022 02:54 PM (9EsIa)
Posted by: Tater at January 03, 2022 03:21 PM (kYyDC)
Posted by: 40 Miles North at January 03, 2022 03:26 PM (uWF4x)
I don't think so, I'm learning to code and I'm running across a tone of strange terms. Note that I'm intimately familiar with fruit loops.
Posted by: Tater at January 03, 2022 03:29 PM (kYyDC)
Not hard at all, considering that the agency reporting this has been operating since the 1800's, and said the 40% figure is "unprecedented" in their history.
What has changed in the last 125 years?
mRNA gene therapy injections worldwide, using humans as guinea pigs, and a million adverse reaction reports from people having no negative health conditions prior to taking the jab.
Dr. Zelenko, Dr. Ryan Cole, Dr. Mike Yadon, Dr. Peter Mccullough, Dr. Robert Malone, numerous nurses and signers of the B Declaration.
Can you say "Biometric Digital Identifier Mark?"
The novel experimental jabs were never about health.
Posted by: Ju at January 03, 2022 04:26 PM (aTmM/)
This is a common problem, that people in a lot of different fields face. I myself have had to deal with women that I've met in bars that think I'm lying and just trying to get in their pants.
You might think that would be an instant strikeout, but you just have to realize that your intended demographic is the woman that wants someone to lie to her, so they can get into her pants.
CNN just has to set their expectations for attracting an audience so they realize they're only going to get the audience that wants to be lied to and have their misconceptions reenforced. Then realize that they are going to be alone a lot and come to terms with the fact that their few successes will be fleeting and empty.
My self help firm is just getting in to corporate consulting but contact me at.
I wonder why the .con domain scheme never too off, but I'm comfortable with it.
HowToBeComfortableBeingaFailure.con
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