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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (12/29/21)
Quote I “The ongoing spread of COVID-19 and the Omicron variant forced us to readjust our protocols almost immediately upon arrival to attempt to stay ahead of any potential spread. This included daily testing and the team quarantine requirement when positive cases were confirmed.” IIHF president Luc Tardif
Quote II “We all knew it would happen eventually,today it did. Over a half million followers gone in a blink of an eye. That means I must have been on the mark, so to speak. Over the target. It also means we lost a critical component in our fight to stop these vaccines being mandated for children and to stop the corruption in our governments, as well as the medical-industrial complex and pharmaceutical industries. Robert Malone, MD.
Quote III “”Because I know that ever since that day, I don’t feel safe anymore. I don’t feel safe going to do my errands, groceries, anything because I’m always looking over my shoulder and I shouldn’t be living this way.” Lourdes Medina
Quote IV “I can’t run myself ragged working here all day and then working my second job all night just to make ends meet, every single day Monday through Friday, plus working on the weekends. I don’t have any time for myself. I don’t even have time to grade papers outside of class.” Mahalia Aponte
You want green energy? Unfortunately it comes with costs of its own.
Native Americans Rejecting Biden’s Green Energy Revolution Infrastructure Native Americans recoiling in horror at plans to desecrate their lands, by extracting the minerals and building the transmission lines President Biden needs to fulfil his promised green energy revolution.NIMBY
“They used to say you could walk across the river on the backs of salmon,” he said one rainy autumn morning as he tallied and measured the depleted stocks of young Chinook salmon that hosta in these mountain creeks. “Now, it’s totally different. It’s devastating, if you think about it.” President Joe Biden came into office vowing to safeguard Native American resources like these and uphold the rights of tribes. But in the rolling headwaters of central Idaho, where mining interests have long overrun tribal rights, the administration’s promise is colliding with another priority: starting a renewable energy revolution.
Here's another guy who can walk off into the sunset. Say adios Newt.
Newt Gingrich: Hillary Clinton ‘Is Going to Run’ Instead of Biden in 2024
It's a slow week in news. But, The ONT Is Always Looking Out For You.TM
DOCTOR’S ORDERS I’m an expert and these are the 8 things you should NEVER put in your vagina IF you're feeling adventurous this festive season then you might be planning to mix it up when it comes to your bedroom activities. The vagina has a delicate Ph which is a little bit acidic - but there are things that can throw this off kilter, causing smells and other issues.
Four Plastic Spoons?!? Oh my!!
Last year, we were learning how to live in quarantine. This year, we’ve perfected it: Boredom, curiosity, horniness, and an awful lot of time stuck at home have combined to make it a banner 12 months for shoving objects inside ourselves that cannot be removed without the aid of a trained professional. Here now, the traditional holiday recounting of the weirdest stuff hospitals found in America’s holes. All reports are taken from the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission’s database of emergency room visits, all descriptions are verbatim, and jesus christ what no don’t put that there that doesn’t go there. As always, objects are sorted by orifice, working south:
Far-Left Jan 6 Commission Demands Bank Records of Trump Staff in Bizarre Intimidation Attempt.
Taylor Budowich – Director of Communications for Save America and President Donald J. Trump – released a statement after the unconstitutional January 6th Committee sent a subpoena to JP Morgan Chase for his banking records. The statement reads in full: “Democracy is under attack. However, not by the people who illegally entered the Capitol on January 6th, 2021, but instead by a committee whose members walk freely in its halls every day. After complying completely with the Committee, including sitting for a four-hour deposition on December 22nd, I returned home on December 23rd only to find a notice from my banking institution, JP Morgan Chase, that they’d be handing over my banking records to the committee if I did not provide a court-ordered stoppage by December 24th. To add to the absurdity, neither the committee nor JP Morgan Chase will provide me with a copy of the actual contents of the subpoena. By circumventing my Constitutionally-protected rights, this Committee is only proving one thing: the Constitution only applies if your political party is in charge.
David Chidekel offers insight into Bruce Springsteen's massive deal with Sony and more
Earlier this month, Bruce Springsteen made history by selling his entire body of work — his songwriting catalog and his masters — to Sony for a reported $550 million. The Springsteen deal is by far the biggest of its kind, but just the latest example of what has become a growing trend: rock stars of a certain age cashing out by selling their publishing rights for massive sums of money. Last year, Bob Dylan sold his entire songwriting catalog to Universal Music Publishing for upwards of $300 million. Neil Young, Stevie Nicks, Paul Simon, Tina Turner, the Beach Boys and David Crosby all followed suit with similar deals. But why, all of a sudden, are investors so willing to spend hundreds of millions of dollars on song catalogs?
Not the get a way that was hoped for by our Genius Award Winner, 1st Runner-up.
Car thief slides into tree while trying to flee from police
That's a good doggeh. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
DUBUQUE — Steve Vincent glanced down at the dog standing patiently beside his chair. “Get it,” he commanded. Doc, a 2-year-old yellow Lab, immediately picked up the leash that Vincent had dropped, returning it to his owner. “Thank you,” responded Vincent, a resident of Maquoketa. Nearby, Dubuquer Garland Shirley patted his own dog, Smitty, who lay quietly at his side. Like Doc, Smitty sported a black vest proclaiming his status as a service dog. Vincent and Shirley were paired with Doc and Smitty through IOWA (Inspiring Our Warriors of America) Service Dogs. The Dubuque Telegraph Herald reports the nonprofit, launched in 2019, provides mobility and psychiatric service dogs to first responders and veterans at no cost. Shirley and Vincent are the first two “warriors” to graduate the program with their canine companions.
I wonder what her Genius Award Blood Alcohol content was. Genius Award Winner.
Michelle Mark
Tue, December 28, 2021, 3:50 PM·3 min read
spirit airlines
Spirit Airlines aircraft parked at the end of a runway at Orlando International Airport.Paul Hennessy/SOPA Images/LightRocket via Getty Images
Federal prosecutors have charged a 43-year-old Tennessee woman with interfering with a flight crew. A criminal complaint alleged Amanda Henry disrupted a Spirit Airlines flight and punched and kicked flight attendants. The charge comes amid the Justice Department's crackdown on unruly or violent passengers aboard commercial aircraft. Federal prosecutors in Tennessee announced Tuesday that they charged a woman with interfering with a flight crew, accusing her of kicking and hitting flight attendants and screaming that she wanted to get off the plane. The incident, aboard a Spirit Airlines flight from Fort Lauderdale, Florida, to Nashville, occurred on November 27 after two airline passengers asked to change seats because a women's "disruptive behavior made them feel uncomfortable," according to a criminal complaint. The woman, 43-year-old Amanda Renee Henry, had "acted flirtatious" and "made lewd sexual advances" toward the passengers, placing her hands on both of them and even laying her head on one passenger's shoulder, the complaint said. A flight attendant told federal authorities that Henry — who appeared drunk — grew "irate and belligerent" once the men moved to different seats. The complaint said Henry grew even more disruptive when the flight attendants asked her to move to a different row, away from the emergency exits.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: azjaeger at December 29, 2021 09:52 PM (JkbnW)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 29, 2021 09:53 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: azjaeger at December 29, 2021 09:53 PM (JkbnW)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 29, 2021 09:54 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 29, 2021 09:54 PM (8u/ei)
Posted by: azjaeger at December 29, 2021 09:55 PM (JkbnW)
Posted by: PaleRider at December 29, 2021 09:55 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 29, 2021 09:55 PM (sJHOI)
Hello Mr.Hammer. How are you doing these days?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 29, 2021 09:55 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 29, 2021 09:56 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Braenyard - e0dough at December 29, 2021 09:56 PM (7cJE3)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 29, 2021 09:57 PM (WFMLs)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 29, 2021 09:57 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 29, 2021 09:57 PM (4fSQf)
But that means you can't get here from there, either.
So how did we all get here?
G'd'even, ya buncha Morons.
Posted by: mindful webworker - I'm not kidding... c'mon, maaan at December 29, 2021 09:58 PM (tcU3L)
Posted by: Doof at December 29, 2021 09:58 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 29, 2021 09:54 PM (ZMraq)
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Ha! My brother and I used to sing that when we were kids.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 29, 2021 09:58 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 29, 2021 09:58 PM (K5n5d)
Such a stupid saying. It's like criminals are fish and you're just waiting for them to get bigger so you can have more fun catching them the next time.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 29, 2021 09:59 PM (4fSQf)
SUCKS so much for those young men
so PATHETIC
this is hockey for god's sake!!!! not freaking quidditch!
Posted by: Black Orchid at December 29, 2021 09:59 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: sven at December 29, 2021 09:59 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: mindful webworker - I'm not kidding... c'mon, maaan at December 29, 2021 09:59 PM (tcU3L)
Posted by: Zettai at December 29, 2021 09:59 PM (yjOQF)
Posted by: Doof at December 29, 2021 09:58 PM (mZUr4)
You can never go wrong with the Ramones. Or Dr. Feel Good, Or Frank. Or Yoko. Or Tanya. And the list goes on.............
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 29, 2021 09:59 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: CppThis at December 29, 2021 10:00 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes at December 29, 2021 10:00 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Robert, Death or a Good Woman will solve this at December 29, 2021 10:01 PM (1Yy3c)
So her entire complaint is that the school district sends out paychecks over twelve months, rather than over just nine months?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 29, 2021 10:01 PM (I2/tG)
Is there, like, some secret African lore regarding the optimal technique for hand loading a lion's kitten-cannon?
I should think the exercise were mostly self-explanatory. But perhaps I'm just naive.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 29, 2021 10:01 PM (6FeV1)
New hotness: There are four spoons...and they're in my butt!
Posted by: CppThis
I am all for some fun but holy cow folks - how can anyone think this is a good idea?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 29, 2021 10:01 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Lion at December 29, 2021 10:01 PM (RF+3N)
Posted by: John "Claude Balls" Lennon at December 29, 2021 10:01 PM (sWM8x)
This is human progress.
Posted by: Sodom and Gomorrah at December 29, 2021 10:02 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: A Surprised Lion at December 29, 2021 10:02 PM (WFMLs)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 29, 2021 10:02 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: mindful webworker - for the children at December 29, 2021 10:02 PM (tcU3L)
Is there, like, some secret African lore regarding the optimal technique for hand loading a lion's kitten-cannon?
I should think the exercise were mostly self-explanatory. But perhaps I'm just naive.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 29, 2021 10:01 PM (6FeV1)
'Without dying', I think is the modifier that's missing here.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 29, 2021 10:02 PM (4fSQf)
Newt Gingrich: Hillary Clinton's Going to Run instead of Biden in 2024
Newt in general has always been a little hit and miss. You get the regular establishment sellout Paul Ryan/McConnell vibe at times, but (as I recall) they did pass some conservative legislation with the Contract with America.
Hillary(!) running again would be amazing. If (when) it's clear Biden won't, she might take another shot. If she makes it to the general and loses again, after seeing Biden fraudulently emplaced...she'll have a legendary drunken meltdown.
Bill WILL die during the campaign for sympathy points.
Posted by: Grimmy at December 29, 2021 10:03 PM (NCgXW)
evidently the lion's critique of HJ techniques may be a little more intense than Myron Shabe down at the Happy Endings massage parlor.
Posted by: sven at December 29, 2021 10:03 PM (Lzpvj)
Never, ever forget that Newt was the one who backed CA Prop 47, from the 'right'. He's long past his sell-by date.
Posted by: Tattoo at December 29, 2021 10:03 PM (mdjgu)
Posted by: Braenyard - e0dough at December 29, 2021 10:04 PM (7cJE3)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 29, 2021 10:04 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 29, 2021 09:57 PM (4fSQf)
It's the internet it has to be true.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 29, 2021 10:04 PM (aA3+G)
Lovely photo tonight, Mis Hum (and the Trump one made me laugh)! Thanks for all you do for these ONT posts!
Posted by: Toni at December 29, 2021 10:04 PM (PgM6e)
Posted by: 29Victor at December 29, 2021 10:04 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 29, 2021 10:04 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Sodom and Gomorrah at December 29, 2021 10:02 PM (Xrfse)
Don't give Gwyneth Paltrow any ideas. She'd shove a brick of Himalayan pink salt up her cooter faster than you can turn around.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 29, 2021 10:04 PM (6FeV1)
Thanks MisHum! You make Christmas just a little more magical...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 29, 2021 10:04 PM (t0714)
Posted by: t-bird at December 29, 2021 10:05 PM (8u/ei)
Is running for office some kind of diplomatic immunity? It seemed to have worked for Biden.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 29, 2021 10:05 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 29, 2021 10:04 PM (6FeV1)
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Who says she hasn't already?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 29, 2021 10:05 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes at December 29, 2021 10:05 PM (Dc2NZ)
Dr. Malone has a statement on his site that's excellent reading:
https://www.rwmalonemd.com/
He is, of course, the inventor of the mRNA and DNA vaccines that are now being used by our illegitimate government to kill so many people who are at little to no risk of the 'Rona.
Should be an interesting podcast tomorrow. 3 hours of good qhestions and time allowed for the Doc to give well-considered and detailed answers. Unlike practically any other source you can find.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 29, 2021 10:05 PM (N2of/)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 29, 2021 10:06 PM (mPyRa)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2021 10:06 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 29, 2021 09:57 PM (4fSQf)
It's the internet it has to be true.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 29, 2021 10:04 PM (aA3+G)
Ah. Yes, I read that on the Internet too.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 29, 2021 10:06 PM (4fSQf)
Made me laugh and cry at the same time.
Posted by: Grimmy at December 29, 2021 10:06 PM (NCgXW)
Posted by: Grimmy at December 29, 2021 10:03 PM (NCgXW)
Whether natural or homicide remains to be seen.
Posted by: Toni at December 29, 2021 10:06 PM (PgM6e)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 29, 2021 10:04 PM (aA3+G)
So, in a self-referential way, since the ONT is on the internet, does that mean the ONT is all true including ALL the comments?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 29, 2021 10:06 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 29, 2021 10:07 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: CppThis at December 29, 2021 10:07 PM (UewuT)
Lovely photo tonight, Mis Hum (and the Trump one made me laugh)! Thanks for all you do for these ONT posts!
Posted by: Toni at December 29, 2021 10:04 PM (PgM6e)
48 And there we have it. Another yugely successful Zappa month
Thanks MisHum! You make Christmas just a little more magical...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 29, 2021 10:04 PM (t0714)
Aww shucks......
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 29, 2021 10:07 PM (aA3+G)
They are going to take a biopsy tomorrow to see what is going on with his lungs.
The wife is really worried, as I would have expected.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 29, 2021 10:07 PM (yQpMk)
I don't even have any clue anymore what the hell is going on inside peoples heads.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 29, 2021 10:07 PM (nxdel)
Guess I'll get home 'round Closing Time.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 29, 2021 10:07 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Bete at December 29, 2021 10:07 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2021 10:08 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 29, 2021 10:04 PM (aA3+G)
So, in a self-referential way, since the ONT is on the internet, does that mean the ONT is all true including ALL the comments?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 29, 2021 10:06 PM (hOUT3)
What is truth?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 29, 2021 10:08 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Grimmy at December 29, 2021 10:03 PM (NCgXW)
Whether natural or homicide remains to be seen.
Posted by: Toni at December 29, 2021 10:06 PM (PgM6e)
Heh heh. Aww, man. And here i am on the very threshold of becoming the first man to ever have stage V syphilis.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 29, 2021 10:08 PM (6FeV1)
Sadly it is one aspect of late Republic Rome we are replicating....
immunity was a huge deal and probably why Caesar was destined to throw down with Pompey
Posted by: sven at December 29, 2021 10:08 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 29, 2021 09:57 PM
That is mosdef the real Donald Trump.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 29, 2021 10:08 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 29, 2021 10:08 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 29, 2021 10:08 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Marlin Perkins, Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom at December 29, 2021 10:08 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Bete at December 29, 2021 10:07 PM (Ojki1)
That was kind. Thank you.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 29, 2021 10:08 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 29, 2021 09:57 PM (4fSQf)
It's the internet it has to be true.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Only half the things you read on the Internet are really true.
Posted by: Abraham Lincoln at December 29, 2021 10:09 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: CppThis at December 29, 2021 10:07 PM (UewuT)
Plus a lot of those guys don't have that much time to spend it.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 29, 2021 10:09 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 29, 2021 10:09 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 29, 2021 10:04 PM (6FeV1)
Edited to meet site requirements.
Posted by: AoS Fake Editor at December 29, 2021 10:09 PM (NCgXW)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at December 29, 2021 10:09 PM (nLrWw)
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It looks like they're paying her for seven months instead of nine because she started late, which is fine. But that seven months worth of pay is paid out over a ten month period of time (if she'd started at the beginning of the year, it would be nine months of pay paid out over twelve months), which is odd. I would hazard a guess that it's something in the union agreement due to too many teachers not being able to save their money for the summer when they're not working.
Posted by: junior at December 29, 2021 10:10 PM (PTw5h)
Posted by: 29Victor at December 29, 2021 10:10 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Some Rat at December 29, 2021 10:10 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 29, 2021 10:10 PM (mPyRa)
Posted by: Michael Scott! at December 29, 2021 10:10 PM (tjZg/)
The two photos up top are wonderful.
Happy New Year (almost)!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at December 29, 2021 10:10 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at December 29, 2021 10:11 PM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 29, 2021 10:11 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: klaftern at December 29, 2021 10:11 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 29, 2021 10:11 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: junior at December 29, 2021 10:10 PM (PTw5h)
My guess too. Someone asked for that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2021 10:11 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 29, 2021 10:09 PM (sJHOI)
Only somewhat improved over Tuesdays.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 29, 2021 10:11 PM (mPyRa)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 29, 2021 10:11 PM (eA1RV)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 29, 2021 10:11 PM (hOUT3)
He is far too happy to be far too cordial with lunatics
Posted by: sven at December 29, 2021 10:11 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Braenyard - e0dough at December 29, 2021 10:12 PM (7cJE3)
Posted by: Grease monkey at December 29, 2021 10:12 PM (vD+o9)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 29, 2021 10:12 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: 29Victor at December 29, 2021 10:10 PM (BJKQV)
It's not that I don't like Newt.
But as an early commenter said, his shelf life is past.
Newt was relevant once upon a time. Now? Not so much.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 29, 2021 10:12 PM (aA3+G)
Manners now dictate that evangelical germophobes getting sick is a tragedy rather than farce since you know the vax is a magic shield
Posted by: sven at December 29, 2021 10:12 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: A Surprised Lion at December 29, 2021 10:02 PM (WFMLs)
See, that would have been even funnier if the sock was "Mufasa."
Posted by: Robert, Death or a Good Woman will solve this at December 29, 2021 10:12 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 29, 2021 10:12 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: The Cowardly Lion at December 29, 2021 10:12 PM (RF+3N)
Say it wit me.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 29, 2021 10:11 PM (BFigT)
I thought it was Crom?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2021 10:12 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Sandy at December 29, 2021 10:13 PM (VxC1e)
immunity was a huge deal and probably why Caesar was destined to throw down with Pompey
Posted by: sven at December 29, 2021 10:08 PM (Lzpvj)
He probably could have dealt with Pompey - he always had. It was the Optimate faction that was his real problem and had split up the alliance once Pompey's wife, Caesar's daughter died. A pack of scoundrels most of whom had done nothing but agitate and block any reform or changes.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 29, 2021 10:13 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Some Rat at December 29, 2021 10:13 PM (r1z5A)
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Newt's erratic, unfortunately. Sometimes he's really, really good.
And sometimes he's the opposite.
Posted by: junior at December 29, 2021 10:13 PM (PTw5h)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 29, 2021 10:13 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 29, 2021 10:07 PM (xPl2J)
She hasn't been shy about saying she's got a huge anxiety problem with interviews, she must have self-medicated a little too much for this one.
Posted by: lowandslow at December 29, 2021 10:13 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 29, 2021 10:06 PM
"To understand recursion, one must first understand recursion."
-- Stephen Hawking
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 29, 2021 10:14 PM (a3Q+t)
Think it is pretty traditional for teachers (even professors) to get paid for a 12 month year even though they are on "active" duty for roughly nine months of that year!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 29, 2021 10:14 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 29, 2021 10:14 PM (7KGDX)
Posted by: Iron Eyes Cody at December 29, 2021 10:14 PM (VxC1e)
It's worse than you think.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 29, 2021 10:11 PM (OssQ4)
I suppose if 3 felt good, then it would be rational to think 4 . . .
Posted by: Kindltot at December 29, 2021 10:14 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 29, 2021 10:08 PM (aA3+G)
What is love?
Posted by: Haddaway at December 29, 2021 10:14 PM (mPyRa)
Stream chat was a glorious Jack Murphy dumpster fire too.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 29, 2021 10:14 PM (+WWsf)
-- Stephen Hawking
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 29, 2021 10:14 PM (a3Q+t)
Could you repeat that?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 29, 2021 10:14 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 29, 2021 10:11 PM (eA1RV)
Laughter is the only appropriate response!
Posted by: Toni at December 29, 2021 10:14 PM (PgM6e)
Posted by: lin-duh
I caught that little detail too. I mean, the butt I could understand. Wait, no. I couldn't.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 29, 2021 10:14 PM (OssQ4)
But as an early commenter said, his shelf life is past.
Newt was relevant once upon a time. Now? Not so much.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 29, 2021 10:12 PM (aA3+G)
Understood. But I sure wish Trump had kept him on as an advisor - he might not have been so blindsided by the GOPe and the swamp (birm) for so long.
Posted by: 29Victor at December 29, 2021 10:14 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Some Rat at December 29, 2021 10:13 PM (r1z5A)
Yes sir.
So, you told me about your shop the other evening. What type of projects do you do in yours. I think you have an idea what I do in my little world.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 29, 2021 10:14 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Some Rat at December 29, 2021 10:15 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 29, 2021 10:15 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 29, 2021 10:15 PM (7KGDX)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 29, 2021 09:59 PM (aA3+G)
You spelled Rush incorrectly
Posted by: Doof at December 29, 2021 10:15 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 29, 2021 10:15 PM (6FeV1)
Eh "yeah" *or* the diehards who were trying to stop the neo=gracchi from munching on the bones of the republic....
When Crassus died coupled with Julia leaving coupled with Caesar eclipsing his military triumphs the battle was coming Cato et al just accelerated it.
Posted by: sven at December 29, 2021 10:15 PM (Lzpvj)
I really. Really. Miss him.
His leadership. And his positive outlook. I miss his snark. I miss his confidence. I miss his appreciation for me and my American family. I miss our amazing and classy and regal First Lady.
I didn't get tired of winning. I really didn't.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 29, 2021 10:15 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: lin-duh
I caught that little detail too. I mean, the butt I could understand. Wait, no. I couldn't.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 29, 2021 10:14 PM (OssQ4)
Am I the only one who remembers Mapplethorpe? That's art, man!
Posted by: 29Victor at December 29, 2021 10:15 PM (BJKQV)
Doing well, but tired.
My father called from the hospital this afternoon, and after the 0330 ambulance ride for fever, chills and an initial diagnosis of 'Covid', he is doing well, and responding to treatment for pneumonia.
So now that the stress is off...ready for bed, and uninterrupted sleep.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at December 29, 2021 10:16 PM (3D/fK)
Posted by: PaleRider at December 29, 2021 10:16 PM (3cGpq)
Your IP address (71.205.232.20
has been banned (#1142432). If you feel this is in error, please contact the blog owner by email, or tech support at help@mu.nu.Posted by: Grease monkey at December 29, 2021 10:16 PM (vD+o9)
Demand clarification.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
I'll cross that fork in the road when I come to it.
Posted by: Yogi Miklos-Berra at December 29, 2021 10:16 PM (QzkSJ)
"We need to fix this!"
Fix what Newt the negligible global climate alterations that increased prosperity is bringing?
Yes you and the 3d world need to live in caves.
Posted by: sven at December 29, 2021 10:16 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 29, 2021 10:08 PM (aA3+G)
What is love?
Posted by: Haddaway at December 29, 2021 10:14 PM (mPyRa)
Baby, don't hurt me?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2021 10:16 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Haddaway at December 29, 2021 10:14 PM (mPyRa)
Baby don't hurt me...
Don't hurt me...
No more.
Posted by: Robert, Death or a Good Woman will solve this at December 29, 2021 10:16 PM (1Yy3c)
He ain't the departed Juan McCain or Pierre Delecto, but leave him behind your lines unsupervised at your peril.
Posted by: Bete at December 29, 2021 10:16 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Sandy at December 29, 2021 10:13 PM (VxC1e)
Sandy, don't make me come over there!
Posted by: Conor at December 29, 2021 10:16 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: sven at December 29, 2021 10:12 PM (Lzpvj)
unfortunately the final words of so many warriors with enchanted shields was "Ha-ha! You can't kill me, I have magic Aaaaaaargh!"
Posted by: Kindltot at December 29, 2021 10:16 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes at December 29, 2021 10:17 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 29, 2021 10:12 PM (4fSQf)
Sorry pal, the matrix is run by two tranny xisters now.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 29, 2021 10:17 PM (mPyRa)
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Not that I recall. Admittedly I haven't checked in the last couple of decades. But I remember when teachers only got paid in the summer if they were teaching summer school. I remember teachers retorting that having three months off every year wasn't such a great deal if you didn't get paid for those three months.
Posted by: junior at December 29, 2021 10:17 PM (PTw5h)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 29, 2021 10:17 PM (6FeV1)
Obviously a joke, but Daily Mail and others are treating as serious shit.
She also said we should be discussing a national divorce, which I agree with. Daily Mail is calling it insurrection.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 29, 2021 10:17 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: PaleRider at December 29, 2021 10:16 PM (3cGpq)
I shot him yesterday and I haven't heard back.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 29, 2021 10:17 PM (aA3+G)
Genius Award Winner, Amanda Renee Henry, is 43
What a minger, definitely a 0!
She looks like she's 83
Posted by: Zettai at December 29, 2021 10:17 PM (yjOQF)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 29, 2021 10:17 PM (t0714)
to understand making pudding first one must grasp making pudding....
//Stephen Hawking's voice box
Posted by: sven at December 29, 2021 10:18 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 29, 2021 10:07 PM (yQpMk)
* * * *
Prayers up!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at December 29, 2021 10:18 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 29, 2021 10:15 PM (7KGDX)
This. His backing of Prop 47 was of a piece with this. I get it; he was demonized throughout the 90s, and he didn't get his due regarding the balanced budget, while Clinton got the lions' share of the credit as POTUS.
He's trying to find ways to show that he can concede to the other side, and he's picking the wrong things to concede on.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 29, 2021 10:18 PM (mdjgu)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 29, 2021 10:18 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 29, 2021 10:08 PM (aA3+G)
What is love?
Posted by: Haddaway at December 29, 2021 10:14 PM (mPyRa)
What is Beat?
https://youtu.be/SHWrmIzgB5A
Posted by: The English Beat at December 29, 2021 10:18 PM (mZUr4)
"savings throws"
Posted by: sven at December 29, 2021 10:18 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes at December 29, 2021 10:17 PM (Dc2NZ)
They rolled a natural 1, critical fail. The DM was very insistent.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 29, 2021 10:19 PM (mPyRa)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Mostly just hobbiest stuff, old cars, equipment, not to AOPs level of competence, (kids joke I turn semi running stuff into parts) just have fun playing with big heavy toys!
Posted by: Some Rat at December 29, 2021 10:19 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 29, 2021 10:17 PM (aA3+G)
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Kinda harsh just for not commenting, don't you think?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 29, 2021 10:19 PM (eA1RV)
And some people (not just poor ones) live really close to the edge financially.
I worked in a small office, and our incompetent bookkeeper overwithheld taxes for one paycheck, so everyone's paycheck was a couple of hundred dollars short. I shrugged, and figured that it would be fixed in the next paycheck.
Another employee, who was decently paid, went into complete hysterics - SHE NEEDED THAT MONEY AND SHE NEEDED IT NOW.
I thought: "My God, she's already written checks on her entire upcoming paycheck."
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 29, 2021 10:19 PM (I2/tG)
"Communism doesn't work because people like stuff."
Learned that quote on the old LGF site years ago.
"Oh, my, oh how the times a-change"
-UFO
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at December 29, 2021 10:19 PM (0WTxL)
Otherwise, I'd have to believe the spoons thing.
Really don't want to do that.
Posted by: Splunge at December 29, 2021 10:20 PM (PQ4Fz)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 29, 2021 10:15 PM (U2p+3)
At least people got 180 degrees with Biden. Maybe seeing all the losing right after all that glorious winning will spell doom for Democrats for a decade or four.
I know. I know. Blue cities decay and vote in the same people again and again. But I'm hoping this recent two years of pain is a stark reminder to people that Democrats are evil, idiotic and desperate to destroy everything.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 29, 2021 10:20 PM (4fSQf)
Eh, I dunno. Maybe all of the old guys just wanna cash out while they're still alive. Many second generation intellectual property rights holders are greedy clowns. Better to distribute, or not distribute, all that wealth amongst friends and family yourself.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 29, 2021 10:20 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 29, 2021 10:20 PM (aA3+G)
I thought: "My God, she's already written checks on her entire upcoming paycheck."
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 29, 2021 10:19 PM (I2/tG)
*clears throat*
Posted by: J G Wentworth at December 29, 2021 10:20 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: 29Victor at December 29, 2021 10:14 PM (BJKQV)
Trump desperately needed an outsider with insider experience as an advisor, and Newt would only have been 1000% better than the cabal Repubs!
Posted by: Conor at December 29, 2021 10:20 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 29, 2021 10:17 PM (aA3+G)
Well, if your aim was worth a damn, you wouldn't.
Actually, even if it wasn't.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2021 10:20 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: banana Dream
Good Steve Sailer piece about that at Takimag today.
www.takimag.com/article/blue-pills-matter/
"As Orwell might assert, 'The Wachowski brothers have always been the Wachowski sisters.'"
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 29, 2021 10:20 PM (OssQ4)
I really. Really. Miss him.
His leadership. And his positive outlook. I miss his snark. I miss his confidence. I miss his appreciation for me and my American family. I miss our amazing and classy and regal First Lady.
I didn't get tired of winning. I really didn't.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 29, 2021 10:15 PM (U2p+3)
^^^ What she said!! ^^^
Posted by: Doof at December 29, 2021 10:21 PM (mZUr4)
I really. Really. Miss him.
His leadership. And his positive outlook. I miss his snark. I miss his confidence. I miss his appreciation for me and my American family. I miss our amazing and classy and regal First Lady.
I didn't get tired of winning. I really didn't.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 29, 2021 10:15 PM (U2p+3)
^^^^This
Posted by: Iris at December 29, 2021 10:21 PM (6lKe4)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 29, 2021 10:21 PM (7KGDX)
Posted by: chaka at December 29, 2021 10:21 PM (vD+o9)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 29, 2021 09:59 PM
While we might quibble with the ordering, we can canonically concur with the enthusiasm!
Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistic Appreciation Association, AoSHQ Colony at December 29, 2021 10:21 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: HarrysNotHere at December 29, 2021 10:21 PM (wUt/a)
"savings throws"
Posted by: sven at December 29, 2021 10:18 PM (Lzpvj)
Yeah, the cleric in the group could have helped with Guidance but was saving it for something really important.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 29, 2021 10:21 PM (mPyRa)
Posted by: The California Franchise Tax Board! at December 29, 2021 10:22 PM (I2/tG)
How is the matrix now?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 29, 2021 10:21 PM (7KGDX)
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Have you tried turning it off and then turning it back on again?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 29, 2021 10:22 PM (eA1RV)
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The article mentions that with the reduced pay check, she's only bringing home 400 more than her monthly rent. I assume that's after the state and Feds get their pound of flesh.
Posted by: junior at December 29, 2021 10:22 PM (PTw5h)
Give someone a choice between a dollar and a punch in the face, and he'll take the dollar every time.
Also PJ O'Rourke:
I may have been a Maoist in college, but at least I never shamed my parents by becoming a Democrat.
Posted by: Splunge at December 29, 2021 10:23 PM (PQ4Fz)
Come on chief, he just wants a little sniff.
Posted by: Braenyard - e0dough at December 29, 2021 10:23 PM (7cJE3)
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Cousin just bought one that he's customizing as his "bug-out" vehicle. Man, somebody at Toyota is a marketing genius for them to be able to command those prices.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 29, 2021 10:24 PM (sWM8x)
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The article mentions that with the reduced pay check, she's only bringing home 400 more than her monthly rent. I assume that's after the state and Feds get their pound of flesh.
Posted by: junior at December 29, 2021 10:22 PM (PTw5h)
Don't forget us!!!!
Posted by: Teacher's Union at December 29, 2021 10:24 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: junior
Big Sal's Discount Tattoos could work a Payment Plan.
Posted by: Miklos "Dave" Ramsey, no money in the Tattoo Envelope at December 29, 2021 10:24 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 29, 2021 10:20 PM (+WWsf)
Especially when you cannot conceivably spend it all in your remaining lifetime!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 29, 2021 10:24 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: davidt at December 29, 2021 10:25 PM (RF+3N)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 29, 2021 10:25 PM (7KGDX)
Band that Zappa said "better than the Beatles". Your coworkers may not necessarily agree, but we know how that goes. Turn it up! The entire album is really ... something.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 29, 2021 10:25 PM (K3Cm5)
Biden gets less coherent by the day and not a soul in the Party wants Harris to run. BootyFag is hopeless and the rest of the Dem bench sucks as well.
Who do you all think the FBI works for, after watching the G. Maxwell trial (Comey's daughter prosecuting, with Bill Clinton being one of the worst child-fuckers on the planet) and watching HRC get away with her funding of the Russia Hoax as well as collecting hundreds of millions while she was SoS from 18 Russian companies in the Skolkovo Project scandal?
Does anyone actually think that the "lost" Epstein tapes aren't actually in the hands of pro-HRC minions at the bureau, to be used just as over 900 FBI files HRC got her hands on in 1993 were used? To further her ambitions? Of course they will be.
Place your bets, folks. It'll be TGE Trump vs. The Cackling Harridan of Chappaqua in 2024.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 29, 2021 10:25 PM (N2of/)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Heh, it is...and even more so when I can get the grandson involved.
Posted by: Some Rat at December 29, 2021 10:25 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: junior
Weekly or monthly?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2021 10:25 PM (dNqv+)
I may have been a Maoist in college, but at least I never shamed my parents by becoming a Democrat.
Posted by: Splunge at December 29, 2021 10:23 PM (PQ4Fz)
I guess his parents were dead by the time he declared he was voting for Hillary on NPR, then?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 29, 2021 10:25 PM (mdjgu)
Posted by: Braenyard - e0dough at December 29, 2021 10:25 PM (7cJE3)
Posted by: Conor at December 29, 2021 10:20 PM (hOUT3)
Yeah. This. I should just have you write my posts from now on.
Posted by: 29Victor at December 29, 2021 10:26 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 29, 2021 10:26 PM (hVqGz)
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They stopped selling them in the US, but they're available elsewhere.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 29, 2021 10:26 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: PaleRider at December 29, 2021 10:16 PM (3cGpq)
I shot him yesterday and I haven't heard back.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 29, 2021 10:17 PM (aA3+G)
Sounds like a Sunday evening thread comment.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 29, 2021 10:26 PM (8C7+r)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 29, 2021 10:26 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Maurice at December 29, 2021 10:26 PM (a3Q+t)
Band that Zappa said "better than the Beatles".
Posted by: Common Tater at December 29, 2021 10:25 PM (K3Cm5)
(listens, briefly)
Well, Frank did like his little jokes.
Posted by: Splunge at December 29, 2021 10:26 PM (PQ4Fz)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
If she's a good teacher, she could teach herself to code
Posted by: Miklos from HR at December 29, 2021 10:26 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 29, 2021 10:26 PM (VxC1e)
Anxious self-medicaters often forget about the secondary adrenaline rush that comes after their feared social activity begins. You need some careful practice to calibrate things just right.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 29, 2021 10:27 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 29, 2021 10:01 PM (I2/tG)
It appears to be. And the situation would resolve itself if she waited out the year, and next year got paid for a full term. Delayed gratification. Does she know what it means?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2021 10:27 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Braenyard - e0dough at December 29, 2021 10:27 PM (7cJE3)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 29, 2021 10:15 PM
Did you see his latest press release?
https://is.gd/year_in_review
Posted by: Zettai at December 29, 2021 10:27 PM (yjOQF)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2021 10:27 PM (P3gRi)
It's a major marker of future success. So, no.
Posted by: Splunge at December 29, 2021 10:28 PM (PQ4Fz)
I'd laugh my ass off if the squad called Hillary a racist for trying to take her anointed place.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 29, 2021 10:28 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: 29Victor at December 29, 2021 10:26 PM (BJKQV)
For a quite modest fee, I think we can work something out!
Have your people call my people!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 29, 2021 10:28 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 29, 2021 10:26 PM (VxC1e)
Kidney stones tableware?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2021 10:28 PM (dNqv+)
Eh, I dunno. Maybe all of the old guys just wanna cash out while they're still alive. Many second generation intellectual property rights holders are greedy clowns. Better to distribute, or not distribute, all that wealth amongst friends and family yourself.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 29, 2021 10:20 PM (+WWsf)
Well yeah, the old guys themselves want to cash out. That's the easy part. The bigger question is the other side of the transaction, because there's no ROI path for those sorts of astronomical valuations from just streaming and CDs.
Posted by: CppThis at December 29, 2021 10:28 PM (UewuT)
Fauci 2 days ago: "The predictive capability of a test... much more weighted toward the earlier first 5 days. Once you get into the latter part of that, the predictive value of that in telling you whether or not you're infective... there's no real data.
Um...
What is he saying???
that if you test positive really early in the infection it has some usefulness: if you test positive later on, it is completly irrelevant and more often than not you are "positive" but not contagious anymore. ie the test was moot
"Moot" pretty much sums up everything done by the "experts" since March 2020.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 29, 2021 10:28 PM (Do5/p)
In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 29, 2021 10:29 PM (4I/2K)
It's worse than you think.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist
Spoon man, all together in your glans.
Save me, I need a gallon of brain bleach.
Posted by: Zombie Chris Cornell at December 29, 2021 10:29 PM (z4bSh)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 29, 2021 10:29 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Maurice
Essence? I seriously thought it was impetus...
Posted by: Some Rat at December 29, 2021 10:29 PM (r1z5A)
I read that Natalie Wood, Dennis Hopper, and another actor went on a weekend trip together. One of their ideas was to have Natalie nekkid in a tub filled with champagne as the prelude to a menage-a-trois. As soon as Natalie sat in the tub she screamed and jumped out. The champagne was burning her. This unexpected occurrence killed any thought of hijinks ensuing.
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 29, 2021 10:29 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2021 10:29 PM (qAR6u)
Now that is worthy of a thank you!
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 29, 2021 10:26 PM (hVqGz)
You are welcome
Posted by: Teacher's Union at December 29, 2021 10:29 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Tattoo at December 29, 2021 10:03 PM (mdjgu)
MS has a late primary, so in 2012 the field had thinned significantly, and I was faced with a Newt/Rumbley choice...
and since I would vote for Mitt to stand in front of a firing squad but otherwise no fucking way, um, hi Newt. Checkmark.
He was so desperate for cash that he was offering a pic of 'the two of us' for $50. Sheesh. Hookers have higher fees than that.
Evening, y'all.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2021 10:30 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Galactus' Stiffened Cock at December 29, 2021 10:30 PM (zk4zS)
Man, they should hire me to write SAT's.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 29, 2021 10:30 PM (sWM8x)
Your IP address (71.205.232.20 has been banned (#1142432). If you feel this is in error, please contact the blog owner by email, or tech support at help@mu.nu.
Posted by: Grease monkey at December 29, 2021 10:16 PM (vD+o9)
I have an issue with my home pc where if I try to comment using Chrome, the IP comes up as banned, but if I use Opera (my main browser these days) it's fine.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 29, 2021 10:31 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 29, 2021 10:26 PM
Sorry, no candiru.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 29, 2021 10:31 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 29, 2021 10:31 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: A Candiru at December 29, 2021 10:31 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 29, 2021 10:31 PM (eA1RV)
It's the internet it has to be true.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Only half the things you read on the Internet are really true.
Posted by: Abraham Lincoln
It's only true if you hear it from us.
Posted by: Government of New Zealand at December 29, 2021 10:31 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: 29Victor at December 29, 2021 10:04 PM (BJKQV)
Well, I think an antimony mine would be an asset for Idaho. Your car battery would not work very well, were it not for antimony. It is used in the alloy of lead used to make the grids that support the active materials in lead-acid battery plates.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2021 10:31 PM (P3gRi)
The Shaggs were unique, they had never really heard other music, and their father was a hard taskmaster and forced them to practice believing they were destined to become stars. They had no reference point with which to compare.
The album was not produced in great quantities, (no surprise there) and are consequently quite valuable today. They are kind of a cult favorite now. Kurt Cobain was said to be another enthusiast.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 29, 2021 10:31 PM (K3Cm5)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 29, 2021 10:31 PM (z4bSh)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 29, 2021 10:31 PM (6FeV1)
I read that Natalie Wood, Dennis Hopper, and another actor went on a weekend trip together. One of their ideas was to have Natalie nekkid in a tub filled with champagne as the prelude to a menage-a-trois. As soon as Natalie sat in the tub she screamed and jumped out. The champagne was burning her. This unexpected occurrence killed any thought of hijinks ensuing.
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 29, 2021 10:29 PM (mNhhD
Put a cork in it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 29, 2021 10:31 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at December 29, 2021 10:32 PM (Xrfse)
I wondered about that. After all, who listens to these rock dinosaurs anymore, other than people in old-age homes?
I mean, I love the Beach Boys, but does anyone under 60 listen to them?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 29, 2021 10:32 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 29, 2021 10:31 PM (a3Q+t)
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*golf clap up da butt*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes at December 29, 2021 10:32 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 29, 2021 10:32 PM (+WWsf)
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If you're toned, that's how you take the cork out.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 29, 2021 10:33 PM (VxC1e)
** Spoiler Alert **
For the money.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 29, 2021 10:33 PM (hVqGz)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 29, 2021 10:33 PM (eA1RV)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 29, 2021 10:33 PM (aA3+G)
Yeah good luck with that. My shop has been permanently been banned. I tried that and even got some assistance from another COB. No dice.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 29, 2021 10:33 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 29, 2021 10:07 PM (yQpMk)
Can she sneak some Ivermectin in to him?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2021 10:34 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2021 10:34 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 29, 2021 10:33 PM (VxC1e
I knew this girl in Tijuana...
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 29, 2021 10:34 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 29, 2021 10:14 PM (hOUT3)
They often have the option to get paid during just their term or to have the checks split over the whole year instead, which obviously helps those who can't budget their money to save their life.
Young teachers used to understand they needed to teach summer school or get a temp job during the summer to make up for the fact they only work ~190 days a year in their regular job and don't have the senority pay veteran teachers get.
But now they just whine they don't get paid like jobs that work 80 hour weeks.
Posted by: Sjg at December 29, 2021 10:34 PM (gDSJf)
Posted by: Zettai at December 29, 2021 10:34 PM (yjOQF)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 29, 2021 10:33 PM (eA1RV)
This is just ugly.
Posted by: 29Victor at December 29, 2021 10:34 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 29, 2021 10:29 PM
I wonder how many rappers have had to learn this the hard way with all their high-end drink choices. I bet a lot.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 29, 2021 10:35 PM (OssQ4)
I read that Natalie Wood...
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 29, 2021 10:29 PM (mNhhD
Put a cork in it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Even with a cork in the snootch, Natalie Wood wouldn't float.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 29, 2021 10:35 PM (z4bSh)
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OK's looking pretty good. I didn't know Brooks was such a good running back.
16-3 Oklahoma.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 29, 2021 10:35 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 29, 2021 10:35 PM (t0714)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 29, 2021 10:35 PM (nxdel)
Malone has a Substack page, now, and you can read him there. And yes, he's going to be on Rogan, but he's not sure when it will be released, tomorrow, or the next day.
Peter McCullough set a record on Rogan with 40 million views, and we'll see if Malone can top that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 29, 2021 10:35 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 29, 2021 10:35 PM (eA1RV)
Just wait until we demand that instruction be limited to four days a week, because we're too stressed out to teach five days a week!
Posted by: The Teachers' Unions, Coming To A School Near You! at December 29, 2021 10:35 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: The ARC of History!
Granddaughters friend has the complete playlist.
Posted by: Some Rat at December 29, 2021 10:35 PM (r1z5A)
It's worse than you think.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 29, 2021 10:11 PM
Here, I can help with the pain. Repeat after me... there is no spoon... there is no spoon... there is no spoon.
Posted by: Matrix Spoon Boy at December 29, 2021 10:35 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2021 10:36 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes at December 29, 2021 10:17 PM (Dc2NZ)
**********
They summoned me in my drow female form and I told them that the first one who shoved their dice up their butt could motorboat me.
Posted by: Lolth, Demon Queen of the Drow at December 29, 2021 10:36 PM (xxG/v)
Posted by: Grease monkey at December 29, 2021 10:36 PM (vD+o9)
In other local news, tomorrow my father will have gone around the sun 94 times.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 29, 2021 10:37 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 29, 2021 10:14 PM
No, teachers are paid for school year (but not all holidays) and the pay is paid evenly over a year. This was a boon to districts in high-interest times and made it so teachers didn't have a low paycheck after breaks.
I can see why this teacher would be unpleasantly surprised that her pay was being withheld for a later date, especially if other districts had given her "real-time" pay.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 29, 2021 10:37 PM (yKPAy)
Hi Doof! Hi Miklos!
And hi EVERYONE else
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 29, 2021 10:35 PM (t0714)
Howdy COMM! Way to keep it real!
Posted by: Doof at December 29, 2021 10:37 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: CppThis at December 29, 2021 10:37 PM (UewuT)
I really. Really. Miss him.
His leadership. And his positive outlook. I miss his snark. I miss his confidence. I miss his appreciation for me and my American family. I miss our amazing and classy and regal First Lady.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 29, 2021 10:15 PM
I have to admit, I'll miss the non-stop laughs and embarrassment of Biden once he's gone. He's so clueless at this point, maybe we can keep him on after he's officially out of office as a prank. Sort of a jester, with the extra benefit that he's not in on the joke.
Posted by: AoS Fake Editor at December 29, 2021 10:37 PM (NCgXW)
Posted by: Bete
As opposed to every other professional politician?
Posted by: MkY at December 29, 2021 10:37 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 29, 2021 10:38 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Iron Eyes Cody at December 29, 2021 10:14 PM (VxC1e)
Enough with the golf spikes, kemosabe!
Posted by: Salmon Dave at December 29, 2021 10:38 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 29, 2021 10:33 PM (eA1RV)
This is just ugly.
Posted by: 29Victor
The Pac-12 is the most woke conference, so we have that going for us, which is nice.
Posted by: Some Rat at December 29, 2021 10:38 PM (r1z5A)
In other local news, tomorrow my father will have gone around the sun 94 times.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 29, 2021 10:37 PM (Mzdiz)
Wish him a happy birthday from us all!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 29, 2021 10:38 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Uri Geller at December 29, 2021 10:38 PM (mNhhD)
NP, think we are saying the same thing in different ways!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 29, 2021 10:38 PM (hOUT3)
Hi Doof! Hi Miklos!
And hi EVERYONE else
Posted by: COMountainMarie
Guinness and boiled peanuts, anyone?
Posted by: Miklos, at your assistance at December 29, 2021 10:38 PM (QzkSJ)
When you find something that works, you want to stick with it.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 29, 2021 10:39 PM (hVqGz)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 29, 2021 10:32 PM
The Beach Boys were my first favorite group... when I was 10. That was 1986. Within 5 years, I discovered Aerosmith and they became my favorite band (and still are today). Can't say I've gone back to listen to Beach Boys anytime over the past 35 years. But I think I still have that original cassette tape I wore out listening to over and over as a kid.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 29, 2021 10:39 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 29, 2021 10:35 PM (eA1RV)
We can supply a very long list of such things.
Posted by: Guild of Ancient and Medieval Torturers at December 29, 2021 10:40 PM (AMIL/)
Band that Zappa said "better than the Beatles". Your coworkers may not necessarily agree, but we know how that goes. Turn it up! The entire album is really ... something.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 29, 2021 10:25 PM (K3Cm5)
Zappa was trolling.
Posted by: Robert, Death or a Good Woman will solve this at December 29, 2021 10:40 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 29, 2021 10:35 PM (z4bSh)
I was resisting the "What kind of wood doesn't float?" snark. But you went there. Well done.
Posted by: Doof at December 29, 2021 10:40 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton
George Carlin called it "guesswork in a lab coat". Heh.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 29, 2021 10:40 PM (z4bSh)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes at December 29, 2021 10:17 PM (Dc2NZ)
**********
They summoned me in my drow female form and I told them that the first one who shoved their dice up their butt could motorboat me.
*************
The things some people will do for the attention of an attractive evil villain...
Posted by: HarrysNotHere at December 29, 2021 10:40 PM (wUt/a)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 29, 2021 10:40 PM (a3Q+t)
The musical soundtrack to a vanished California.
Posted by: Nostalgie! at December 29, 2021 10:41 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 29, 2021 10:39 PM (hVqGz)
Kid needs a bartenders manual if she thinks that's how you make a mind eraser.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 29, 2021 10:41 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: AoS Fake Editor at December 29, 2021 10:37 PM (NCgXW)
No. He's not worth remembering.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 29, 2021 10:42 PM (U2p+3)
Today I checked the tracking page again. This time, it read that there was an unexpected problem, and the expected delivery date of the package was sometime between now and the 31st. And if it still hadn't arrived by the 31st, I could cancel the purchase.
I can't put my finger on the reason why, but suddenly I'm a bit skeptical that my package really was with a delivery driver yesterday...
Posted by: junior at December 29, 2021 10:42 PM (PTw5h)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at December 29, 2021 10:42 PM (xxG/v)
Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at December 29, 2021 10:42 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 29, 2021 10:33 PM
None of the bowl games, save for the college football playoff games, are anywhere near reflective of the teams from the regular season. Between players out due to COVID protocols and players sitting out for the NFL draft and players putting themselves in transfer portal, none of these teams have all their players from the regular season.
Just heard on broadcast Oregon's 2 starting CBs are not playing and none of their scholarship LBs are playing. And I think they mentioned earlier that most of their WRs are not playing either.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 29, 2021 10:42 PM (Do5/p)
And I think Red States should have 'welcome to the Red States" mandatory training for transplants from NY and IL and CA so they can get their minds right. Make it a condition of changing their drivers' licenses and registration.
And I say municipalities should send illegals brought here by Catholic Charities to the neighborhoods of diocesan bishops, who control CC activities in their diocese. Importing illegals is very profitable for CC and they don't pay taxes so the extra costs don't affect them.
Posted by: vivi at December 29, 2021 10:43 PM (USW1s)
Sure, but they're expecting those back catalogs to become historic cultural artifacts in another generation or two. There's so much money sloshing around between the biggest media conglomerates these days. Half a billion dollars written off over the next fifty years is chump change, and exclusive rights are sometimes worth their weight in gold, or something.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 29, 2021 10:44 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 29, 2021 10:44 PM (6FeV1)
The Pac-12 is the most woke conference, so we have that going for us, which is nice.
Posted by: Some Rat at December 29, 2021 10:38 PM (r1z5A)
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Pac-12TV commercials are just cringe-worthy with their wokeness.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at December 29, 2021 10:44 PM (xxG/v)
Beatles though? I could go the rest of my life without hearing them, ever again.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 29, 2021 10:44 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Lice cement at December 29, 2021 10:44 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: junior at December 29, 2021 10:42 PM
You are too young to be so cynical.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 29, 2021 10:44 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 29, 2021 10:45 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
I larfed
Posted by: MkY at December 29, 2021 10:45 PM (cPGH3)
Frank Zappa was a great guitarist, an exceptional arranger and producer. He had a lot of great ideas in music.
And I've never really enjoyed anything he did. I respect his talent but can't enjoy what it produced.
Hey, MisHum, how about an ONT with BeckoningChasm's favorite songs? Ha ha, it would drive away the most stalwart of Ace's supporters. So I won't even suggest it, as it would lead to "consumer resistance."
Love you all, and good night.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 29, 2021 10:45 PM (m0zqP)
Posted by: Common Tater at December 29, 2021 10:45 PM (K3Cm5)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 29, 2021 10:45 PM (VxC1e)
Save me, I'm together with your plan
Posted by: Soundgarden at December 29, 2021 10:45 PM (Do5/p)
She's gorgeous, talented, sophisticated and the left hated her guts. Perfect woman.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 29, 2021 10:45 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Lolth, Demon Queen of the Drow
This is the most likely scenario.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 29, 2021 10:46 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 29, 2021 10:35 PM (eA1RV)
I believe we are in the same club.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 29, 2021 10:46 PM (aA3+G)
And I've never really enjoyed anything he did. I respect his talent but can't enjoy what it produced.
BeckoningChasm
I agree. Like Jazz.
Posted by: MkY at December 29, 2021 10:46 PM (cPGH3)
Don't forget us!
Posted by: Lutheran Family Services! at December 29, 2021 10:47 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 29, 2021 10:38 PM
Oh, I see what you meant! Right!
Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 29, 2021 10:47 PM (yKPAy)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 29, 2021 10:48 PM (4I/2K)
BeckoningChasm
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May I introduce you to the enchantment that is REO Speedwagon?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 29, 2021 10:48 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 29, 2021 10:45 PM (4I/2K)
I think so. I believe he was friends with McCartney and when Jackson swooped in and got the Beatles catalog instead of him it ended their friendship.
Posted by: buzzion at December 29, 2021 10:48 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: 29Victor at December 29, 2021 10:49 PM (BJKQV)
Atonal, arrhythmic, A- whatever. It hurt to listen
Posted by: MkY at December 29, 2021 10:49 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: Million to One Proctology Tales at December 29, 2021 10:49 PM (gv0Ka)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 29, 2021 10:32 PM (I2/tG)
Actually, yes!
I know a number of teens who are quite familiar with the entire Beach Boys catalogue.
I was shocked, and delighted all at the same time.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 29, 2021 10:50 PM (BgMrQ)
The Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has been exposed for flagrantly violating its own safety guidelines in order to push the experimental Covid-19 vaccine.
According to the FAA's own policy, pilots should not fly after having taken medications that have been approved for less than a year, but the agency has systematically ignored those rules - clearing pilots to fly after waiting just two days from their date of vaccination, without knowing the full scope of the long-term effects of these vaccines.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 29, 2021 10:50 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 29, 2021 10:50 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 29, 2021 10:50 PM (eA1RV)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 29, 2021 10:40 PM (a3Q+t)
Spoonerisms are underrated. One of the all time greats is Aerosmith's Night in the Ruts album. A guy in my neighborhood growing up had seen them in concert and had a tour t-shirt with the N and R switched to form the spoonerism "Right in the Nuts".
Posted by: Doof at December 29, 2021 10:50 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: buzzion at December 29, 2021 10:48 PM (vMCab)
Not all the child-rape? Well, I guess we all have our limits.
Posted by: 29Victor at December 29, 2021 10:50 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: buzzion at December 29, 2021 10:48 PM (vMCab)
No more Ebony & Ivory, together in harmony crap I take it, eh?
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 29, 2021 10:50 PM (4I/2K)
Zappa described the Shaggs as being better than the Beatles - even today, and named Philosophy Of The World (1969) his third favourite album.
What were his first and second?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 29, 2021 10:50 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 29, 2021 10:32 PM (I2/tG)
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I think landlocked kids in flyover states still listen to them.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 29, 2021 10:51 PM (VxC1e)
Hello Mr.Hammer. How are you doing these days?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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In the big scheme of things, pretty well. Still weathering some lingering consequences. Biggest problems are strength, equilibrium, and concentration. My digestive tract is still suffering hangover from the oxycontin...any further comment would be TMI. Other meds, Gabapentin and Fioricet have their own unfortunate side-effects.
Very grateful to those who have expressed sympathy/prayers.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 29, 2021 10:51 PM (8u/ei)
Atonal, arrhythmic, A- whatever. It hurt to listen
Posted by: MkY at December 29, 2021 10:49 PM (cPGH3)
"Last Train Home" is a really great song though.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 29, 2021 10:52 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 29, 2021 10:08 PM (aA3+G)
What is love?
Posted by: Haddaway at December 29, 2021 10:14 PM (mPyRa)
What is Beat?
https://youtu.be/SHWrmIzgB5A
Posted by: The English Beat
WTF?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at December 29, 2021 10:52 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Elin Nordegren at December 29, 2021 10:53 PM (a3Q+t)
I hear fecal transfers do wonders nowadays. Good luck!
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 29, 2021 10:53 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Count de Monet
"You are black and I am white.
"You are blind while I have sight."
Posted by: Frank at December 29, 2021 10:53 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 29, 2021 10:08 PM (aA3+G)
What is love?
Posted by: Haddaway at December 29, 2021 10:14 PM (mPyRa)
What is Beat?
https://youtu.be/SHWrmIzgB5A
Posted by: The English Beat
WTF?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at December 29, 2021 10:52 PM (FVME7)
Then who was phone?
Posted by: buzzion at December 29, 2021 10:54 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 29, 2021 10:32 PM (I2/tG)
I think landlocked kids in flyover states still listen to them.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 29, 2021 10:51 PM (VxC1e)
My Son, 32 and living in Denver, loves 'Surfer Girl'.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 29, 2021 10:54 PM (oHd/0)
https://youtu.be/SHWrmIzgB5A
Posted by: The English Beat
WTF?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at December 29, 2021 10:52 PM (FVME7)
Not familiar with The English Beat??
Posted by: Doof at December 29, 2021 10:54 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 29, 2021 10:54 PM (ZLI7S)
I hear fecal transfers do wonders nowadays. Good luck!
Posted by: Count de Monet
The enema of your enemy is your friend.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 29, 2021 10:54 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 29, 2021 10:32 PM (I2/tG)
I had a coach who subjected us to The Beach Boys daily in the summer of 1982. Damn. Like EVERY WORKOUT. EVERY DAY. TWICE A DAY.
No worries. I'm not damaged. Why do you ask?
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 29, 2021 10:54 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 29, 2021 10:54 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Common Tater at December 29, 2021 10:55 PM (K3Cm5)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 29, 2021 10:54 PM (4I/2K)
Because they're fools. Duh.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 29, 2021 10:55 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 29, 2021 10:55 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Cicero
I knew this girl in Tijuana...
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Olongapo says 'Hey Sailor!'
Posted by: Tonypete at December 29, 2021 10:55 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 29, 2021 10:55 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Some Rat at December 29, 2021 10:56 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 29, 2021 10:56 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: MkY at December 29, 2021 10:56 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: J. Epstien at December 29, 2021 10:57 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 29, 2021 10:57 PM (VxC1e)
"They spent so much time asking if they could, but never asked if they should!"
Posted by: MkY at December 29, 2021 10:57 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 29, 2021 10:56 PM (4I/2K)
Some fool.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 29, 2021 10:57 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Stacey Abrams at December 29, 2021 10:57 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 29, 2021 10:56 PM (4I/2K)
The Bird, because, the Bird IS the word.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 29, 2021 10:58 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 29, 2021 10:58 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 29, 2021 10:35 PM (eA1RV)
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My BIL, who worked as an EMT, post-AF retirement, has mentioned to me an ER nurse who was apparently adept at inserting catheters. She was referred to as 'Gear shift Sally'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 29, 2021 10:58 PM (8u/ei)
Posted by: Stacey Abrams at December 29, 2021 10:57 PM (a3Q+t)
Little Deuce Coupe.
You don't know, what I've got...
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 29, 2021 10:59 PM (oHd/0)
It really seems that I should love Zappa's music. But I guess that's the facet that keeps the universe from completing.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 29, 2021 10:59 PM (m0zqP)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 29, 2021 10:59 PM (yKPAy)
Posted by: Barack Obama at December 29, 2021 10:59 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Common Tater at December 29, 2021 10:59 PM (K3Cm5)
Posted by: Doof
Yes, this! Cheesecake is one Aerosmith's best songs.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 29, 2021 10:59 PM (z4bSh)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 29, 2021 10:58 PM (8u/ei)
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Heh. Would it help if I had a boner?
Posted by: Bob Filner, Graduate, Encounter Groups of Cleveland at December 29, 2021 11:00 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 29, 2021 10:56 PM (4I/2K)
New Wave band called Book of Love.
"I Touch Roses"
https://youtu.be/ivq0HeLVI8M
Posted by: Doof at December 29, 2021 11:00 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Some Rat at December 29, 2021 11:00 PM (r1z5A)
Junior Brown and the Beach Boys doing "409". This is a hoot:
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=16qsYreBJZE
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 29, 2021 11:00 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 29, 2021 11:01 PM (z4bSh)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 29, 2021 11:01 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 29, 2021 10:58 PM
With the right shift pattern, and some double clutching ...
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 29, 2021 11:01 PM (a3Q+t)
"We're the bestest 'cause we're the wokest conference!"
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at December 29, 2021 11:01 PM (xxG/v)
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 29, 2021 11:01 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 29, 2021 11:01 PM (eA1RV)
Story goes that Michael stayed with the McCartney's back in '81 or '82 when they were collaborating on a few songs, and Paul brought out a scrapbook to show Michael which of his song publishing rights he still owned. It was a mentoring moment of sorts; trying to warn and educate Michael about the business side of the music industry. Little did he know that Michael and his family didn't sell out at the beginning, and just three years later, Michael would be sitting on a monstrous pile of cash in the wake of Thriller's success.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 29, 2021 11:01 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: Elin Nordegren at December 29, 2021 10:53 PM (a3Q+t)
Four Spades
Posted by: Charles Goren on Bridge at December 29, 2021 11:01 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: A Lion at December 29, 2021 11:02 PM (j+u5i)
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Wasn't it RunDMC that did a collab with them back in the '90s?
Posted by: junior at December 29, 2021 11:02 PM (PTw5h)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 29, 2021 11:02 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 29, 2021 11:03 PM (eA1RV)
That show is going to do NUMBERS.
https://bit.ly/3mKf4D3
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 29, 2021 11:03 PM (Do5/p)
https://youtu.be/GQFTAFLBdi4
Posted by: Doof at December 29, 2021 11:03 PM (mZUr4)
That's commonly said, but there are photos of Paul and Linda joking and laughing with MJ after the catalog deal went through.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 29, 2021 11:03 PM (j+u5i)
Peter McCullough set a record on Rogan with 40 million views, and we'll see if Malone can top that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz)
This is what got Malone banned. He put up a link to this.
It is a long video, but well worth the time. If you would watch it, it goes a long way to explain the crisis we are in now.
https://tinyurl.com/2p92kz5u
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at December 29, 2021 11:03 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Common Tater at December 29, 2021 11:03 PM (K3Cm5)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 29, 2021 11:03 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 29, 2021 11:04 PM (VxC1e)
I mean I like Beethoven, but does anyone still alive listen to him?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 29, 2021 11:04 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: 13 year old boys at December 29, 2021 11:04 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 29, 2021 10:50 PM (OssQ4)
++++
Heh.
But then, I have come to really enjoy some of it. Started happening when I turned 29.
https://youtu.be/_1d-Axi4mhY
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 29, 2021 11:04 PM (hVqGz)
Posted by: Common Tater at December 29, 2021 10:45 PM
Shaggy wasn't that great. Aside from that "It Wasn't Me" song, I don't think I've ever heard anything else he made get wide play.
Posted by: Non-music guy's opinion at December 29, 2021 11:05 PM (NCgXW)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 29, 2021 11:05 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Some Rat
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It's got safety tubes, and I ain't scared
Brakes are good, tires are fair
Posted by: 4.11 Gears at December 29, 2021 11:05 PM (8u/ei)
Posted by: Kamala Harris at December 29, 2021 11:06 PM (j+u5i)
They had a big hit with "Save It Fellator" on MTV iirc.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 29, 2021 10:59 PM (K3Cm5)
Haha! Actually, the song Save It For Later is very good. Here's a pretty good cover version from Pete Townshend...
https://youtu.be/NSWdug1HiCg
Posted by: Doof at December 29, 2021 11:06 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 29, 2021 10:33 PM (nxdel)
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You should be able to put it in your nic or no one should be allowed to pander.
Sort of a binary thing.
Posted by: Braenyard - e0dough at December 29, 2021 11:06 PM (7cJE3)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 29, 2021 11:06 PM (KAi1n)
The Beach Boys doing "Okie From Muskogee".
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=ooyUiVRR1ss
Posted by: Surf Music! at December 29, 2021 11:06 PM (I2/tG)
Looking at the picture I was thinking mid 50s...
Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2021 11:06 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 29, 2021 11:07 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at December 29, 2021 11:07 PM (xxG/v)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at
Glad to hear you are well...
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at December 29, 2021 11:07 PM (qQU8E)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 29, 2021 11:07 PM (cHKdz)
Posted by: Kamala Harris at December 29, 2021 11:06 PM (j+u5i)
Well, that would be Detroit.... soooo... who knows.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 29, 2021 11:07 PM (oHd/0)
They had a big hit with "Save It Fellator" on MTV iirc.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 29, 2021 10:59 PM (K3Cm5)
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That's a kids channel, right?
Know what they ought to do
with that channel and those affiliated with it?
Posted by: Braenyard - e0dough at December 29, 2021 11:08 PM (7cJE3)
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Pardon my ignorance Jewells, but who banned you and why?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 29, 2021 11:08 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 29, 2021 11:09 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 29, 2021 11:10 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 29, 2021 11:07 PM (cHKdz)
sometimes music is really cultural and the TIME you are in, is the important thing.
Today? Most of Disco sucks, but then? The idea you could actually touch the Woman you asked to dance? Golden.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 29, 2021 11:10 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
I heard he was just de-composing
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at December 29, 2021 11:11 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Doof at December 29, 2021 11:11 PM (mZUr4)
Bastiges.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 29, 2021 11:11 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 29, 2021 11:10 PM (oHd/0)
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They don't make dance halls like they used to.
Posted by: Braenyard - e0dough at December 29, 2021 11:12 PM (7cJE3)
Posted by: 13 year old boys at December 29, 2021 11:04 PM (a3Q+t)
We never change.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 29, 2021 11:12 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz)
You're kidding, right?
Most of what I listen to is classical, and I was a rock n roll junkie.
Of course, now I'm 29 or so.
I've hammered my son to play classical music to my grandson. I still think going to sleep listening to LP after LP of classical music is what led to my acing exams post high school, early college.
Posted by: MkY at December 29, 2021 11:12 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 29, 2021 11:09 PM (KAi1n)
Went to a dance
Looking for Romance
Saw Barbara Ann
and my hand went down her pants...
Barbara Ann....
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 29, 2021 11:13 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Doof
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That's not smart diplomacy.
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at December 29, 2021 11:13 PM (8u/ei)
ace I know you have a penchant for Thunder Island. Any others?
Posted by: TC at December 29, 2021 07:37 PM (KO+0G)
Dude, you mean that 1977 hit from Jay Ferguson?!! I'm a fan! Comes up on my Spotify list all the time.
Posted by: InCali at December 29, 2021 11:13 PM (ov5G+)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 29, 2021 11:13 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 29, 2021 11:14 PM (ZLI7S)
Bastiges.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 29, 2021 11:11 PM (VxC1e)
Do you mean the tune for Surfin' USA from Sweet Little Sixteen? Chuck Berry got (eventually) the music credit on that BB hit.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 29, 2021 11:14 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at December 29, 2021 11:13 PM (8u/ei)
Shut up and go talk to Amy some more about nuclear proliferation
Posted by: Doof at December 29, 2021 11:14 PM (mZUr4)
It is a long video, but well worth the time. If you would watch it, it goes a long way to explain the crisis we are in now.
It is amazing you've got a number of the world's top medical professionals telling us to stop that Fauci and co are wrong - risking cancellation for doing so - and yet we are told "trust the medical professionals"
Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2021 11:14 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: MkY at December 29, 2021 11:12 PM (cPGH3)
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And studying, but mostly studying.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 29, 2021 11:14 PM (eA1RV)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 29, 2021 11:15 PM (VxC1e)
there are only 13 notes. There are only so many combinations of said notes.
Eventually EVERYTHING will be an unknowing copy of something someone somewhere has already written.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 29, 2021 11:15 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: InCali at December 29, 2021 11:13 PM (ov5G+)
Thunder Island is a great tune!
Posted by: Doof at December 29, 2021 11:16 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Braenyard - e0dough at December 29, 2021 11:16 PM (7cJE3)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 29, 2021 11:16 PM (evAgx)
Why are 2 goyim going to discuss the 4th book of Moses?
Posted by: SFGoth at December 29, 2021 11:13 PM (KAi1n)
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Don't be going all Pentateuch on us now.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 29, 2021 11:16 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Some Rat at December 29, 2021 11:16 PM (r1z5A)
Liberals prior to 2019: Big business is like evil, man. They just care about profits, not people, and like pump poison into people man.
Liberals in 2021: If you don't take the experimental shot that big business and your corporate doctor tell you to, you are a NAZI.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2021 11:17 PM (ESjRY)
Yes, indeed. Beethoven endures. I'd like to come back oh, 150 years or so from now, and see just which music from the 20th Century endures.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 29, 2021 11:17 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 29, 2021 11:17 PM (KAi1n)
Ogg, put down the spear and blow in the deer horn again. It makes nice sound!
Posted by: Americans in 2171 enjoying the fruits of socialism at December 29, 2021 11:18 PM (ESjRY)
This happens sometimes if your ip changes like from phone roaming or vpn even if you're not a naughty troll because it now landed on a # that was trolly in the past
Posted by: banana Dream at December 29, 2021 11:18 PM (mPyRa)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 29, 2021 11:18 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Some Rat at December 29, 2021 11:18 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 29, 2021 11:18 PM (evAgx)
He's got that linked in one of his Substack posts. Also, in the latest explains what was going on with Twatter banning.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 29, 2021 11:19 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 29, 2021 11:17 PM (Mzdiz)
Humpty Dance, number 1 with a bullet!
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 29, 2021 11:19 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Doof at December 29, 2021 11:16 PM (mZUr4)
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Meh. It's no The Final Countdown.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 29, 2021 11:19 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 29, 2021 11:18 PM (evAgx)
Hordemind Fistbump!!
Posted by: Doof at December 29, 2021 11:20 PM (mZUr4)
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I put up a link to the Hi-Lo's a couple of weeks ago. Nobody said a word.
It's the Hi-Lo's, man.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 29, 2021 11:20 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 29, 2021 11:15 PM (VxC1e)
I've never made that connection. Will have to go have a re-listen.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 29, 2021 11:20 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 29, 2021 11:21 PM (Mzdiz)
https://tinyurl.com/ep8nun4d
Posted by: JackStraw
Frank kind of kicked Lowell out of the Mothers because of his drug use. Lowell was alternately using heroin and cocaine. And the cocaine use was, I think, what probably killed him young.
Paul Barrere, Richie Hayward are gone now too. Not much left of the old band, except Bill Payne, Kenny Gradney and Sam Clayton.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at December 29, 2021 11:21 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 29, 2021 11:17 PM (Mzdiz)
Tap will have degenerated into bizarre ape like grunts. Pop won't have music, the music videos will be a constant stream of half nekkid women and jazz will be just one or two musicians at a time noodling continuously. Only Heavy Metal will remain.
Posted by: Robert, Death or a Good Woman will solve this at December 29, 2021 11:21 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 29, 2021 11:20 PM (4I/2K)
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Some good chronic will assist in the process.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 29, 2021 11:22 PM (VxC1e)
I am drinking tap water that was heated on the stove.
Stupid cat. I know where his mouth has been, he ain't drinking out of my cup.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 29, 2021 11:23 PM (ZMraq)
Oh..and it was basically a minor cold for her.
Posted by: redchief at December 29, 2021 11:23 PM (Kab4E)
This hit my YT feed a few weeks ago. Great big band fronted by fantastic vocalists.
http://bitly.ws/mDnm
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 29, 2021 11:24 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 29, 2021 11:25 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 29, 2021 11:17 PM (Mzdiz)
Walk of Life by Dire Straits will be around in 150 years.
Posted by: redchief at December 29, 2021 11:25 PM (Kab4E)
some of the language in that ruling: "DHS's proposed approach is as unlawful as it is illogical. Under Supreme Court and Fifth Circuit precedent, this case is nowhere near moot. And in any event, the vacatur DHS requests is an equitable remedy, which is unavailable to parties with unclean hands. The Government's litigation tactics disqualify it from such equitable relief."
in other words, you dirty crooks don't deserve any deference from this Court.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 29, 2021 11:25 PM (evAgx)
Or, if Latino, throw in some horns.
Country, throw in some short strings.
We've missed out on so much nuance.
I'll bet in 200 years, Bach will still be a thing, and Beethoven, and Tchaikovsky, but Zappa will be an asterisk, at best.
Posted by: MkY at December 29, 2021 11:26 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at December 29, 2021 11:27 PM (0WTxL)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 29, 2021 11:27 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Nice!
Link?
Posted by: MkY at December 29, 2021 11:27 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: redchief at December 29, 2021 11:25 PM (Kab4E)
Romeo and Juliet
Brothers in Arms.
Be around for a long time.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 29, 2021 11:28 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Zombie Chuck Berry at December 29, 2021 11:28 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 29, 2021 11:29 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Stacy0311 at December 29, 2021 11:29 PM (SqpTW)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 29, 2021 11:17 PM (Mzdiz)
Let's Twist Again, Like We Did Last Century.
Posted by: Zombie Chubby Checker at December 29, 2021 11:29 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 29, 2021 10:15 PM (U2p+3)
Complete agreement with all you wrote, nurse. I remember saying to Mr Flyover the night the GEOTUS was elected: well, we're got four year reprieve.
I hate being right.
Posted by: Flyover at December 29, 2021 11:30 PM (Rbu5d)
Got Nike. In pocket.
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate
Someone noted good players are opting out of playing, kinda Pro Bowl thing. "Blow my knee out for 50K? Get bent."
Posted by: Some Rat at December 29, 2021 11:30 PM (r1z5A)
There was always some debate on that actual reason but no doubt his drug use and equally his excessive eating did him in. Too bad, he was great.
I have friend who used to go to the annual Feat concerts in Jamaica every year. Kinda surprised she lasted this long.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 29, 2021 11:30 PM (ZLI7S)
Sure sure. See, we would go outside all the time and play, ride our bikes, catch crawdads in the creek. Things like that. We also went to a building called a school where we learned things. Once in a while, we'd get sick. Then we'd stay home, eat soup, and watch a show call The Price Is Right on TV.
Oh, that sounds awfully scary, grandpa Duke!
Pussy.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 29, 2021 11:30 PM (eA1RV)
Posted by: Chuck Berry at December 29, 2021 11:32 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Garth Stonehocker at December 29, 2021 11:33 PM (gWAUD)
Posted by: lowandslow at December 29, 2021 11:34 PM (4thlk)
Liberals in 2021: If you don't take the experimental shot that big business and your corporate doctor tell you to, you are a NAZI.
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The desire to become a liberal cannot be separated from supremacist ideals.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 29, 2021 11:34 PM (ZZK0E)
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My feed must be several minutes behind yours. I really thought this would be a competitive game. Shows what I know.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 29, 2021 11:36 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: redchief at December 29, 2021 11:25 PM (Kab4E)
Romeo and Juliet
Brothers in Arms.
Be around for a long time.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 29, 2021 11:28 PM (oHd/0)
Add in Sultans of Swing.
But I don't think Money for Nothing will age very well.
Posted by: redchief at December 29, 2021 11:36 PM (Kab4E)
Posted by: redchief at December 29, 2021 11:25 PM (Kab4E)
No.
Posted by: TC at December 29, 2021 11:36 PM (KO+0G)
Secondary college bowl games lost some of their luster with the introduction of playoffs back in 2013, and kids just don't buy into the pretense of collegiate legacy and school honor as much these days.
Opting out became a thing maybe three or four years ago, and has been slowly picking up steam ever since. If you're projected to be drafted in the first two or three rounds, and your school isn't in the final four playoff, then there's no sane reason to play a senior year bowl game unless you really, really like your teammates.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 29, 2021 11:38 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 29, 2021 11:38 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 29, 2021 11:38 PM (VxC1e)
https://tinyurl.com/3t5ueuuz
It's long, of course, but it's hard to find any well written stories that convey the sense of it.
another great line: "DHS claims the power to implement a massive policy reversal - affecting billions of dollars and countless people - simply by typing out a new Word document and posting it on the internet."
My guess is that the Supremes will simply decline to review and let this one stand.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 29, 2021 11:38 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: MkY at December 29, 2021 11:26 PM (cPGH3) "
I decided not to wait that long.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2021 11:39 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 29, 2021 11:39 PM (mPyRa)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 29, 2021 11:39 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 29, 2021 11:39 PM (6FeV1)
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Welsh?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 29, 2021 11:39 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 29, 2021 11:39 PM (z4bSh)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at December 29, 2021 11:39 PM (lCui1)
It's somewhat like the late 90's where companies were buying all sorts of sketchy tech and consolidating IP.
It's how Mark Cuban became a billionaire selling a virtually worthless tech.
Never really got the fascination with Springsteen.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 29, 2021 11:40 PM (iKhtQ)
>> his masters to Sony for a reported $550 million
Sony paid 549.99 million too much. You never hear Springsteen on ANY radio stations any more, and there is a reason for that.
Posted by: 40 Miles North at December 29, 2021 11:40 PM (uWF4x)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 29, 2021 11:40 PM (VnkJq)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 29, 2021 11:41 PM (r0ADi)
Posted by: 40 Miles North at December 29, 2021 11:40 PM (uWF4x)
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Glory Days still gets the shit played out of it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 29, 2021 11:41 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 29, 2021 11:41 PM (mPyRa)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 29, 2021 11:41 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 29, 2021 11:41 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: 40 Miles North at December 29, 2021 11:40 PM (uWF4x)
You clearly live nowhere near new jersey.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 29, 2021 11:41 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 29, 2021 11:42 PM (z4bSh)
Oh, that sounds awfully scary, grandpa Duke!
You have no idea. "Jeopardy" came on next, and the host was...Art Fleming.
ART FUCKING FLEMING.
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at December 29, 2021 11:42 PM (0WTxL)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 29, 2021 11:41 PM (evAgx)
Hahahahaha...... ohhh.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 29, 2021 11:42 PM (6FeV1)
Something from the Beatles, some Motown and of course Stairway to Heaven.
Posted by: TC at December 29, 2021 11:42 PM (KO+0G)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 29, 2021 11:36 PM (sWM8x)
The Duck's offense is doing pretty good, but their defence is just giving the game away.
Posted by: 29Victor at December 29, 2021 11:42 PM (BJKQV)
And that's when the fight broke out.
Posted by: lowandslow at December 29, 2021 11:43 PM (4thlk)
Beach Boys, at least classic Beach Boys, created a completely new and unique sound. Sure, elements of it were lifted from other forms of pop music, but not put together. And nobody else (except for blatant copies, often with Brian's participation) ever did anything like them.
Posted by: Azjaeger at December 29, 2021 11:43 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 29, 2021 11:44 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 29, 2021 11:44 PM (ZZK0E)
Except we're shrinking words these days, not smashing them all together into progressively longer and longer words.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 29, 2021 11:45 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 29, 2021 11:20 PM (4I/2K)
Some good chronic will assist in the process.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 29, 2021 11:22 PM (VxC1e)
Huh. Whaddya know? https://youtu.be/w1WfE9JSnPU
"based on" says Bruce Lindquist and the commenters agree. Would that be permitted today as sampling?
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 29, 2021 11:45 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 29, 2021 11:40 PM (VnkJq)
It (Vaseline) is a protocol for some skin surgeries to block incoming bacteria from accessing the wound site!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 29, 2021 11:46 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 29, 2021 11:45 PM (+WWsf)
You're thinking of German.
Welsh is what happens when an irishman gives up on their fucked up orthography for vowels and just goes rogue with it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 29, 2021 11:47 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 29, 2021 11:40 PM (VnkJq)
Mom recently had a skin cancer removed, and a skin graft added to the surgery site; the dermo instructions called for bandage changes and regular applications of vaseline.
Worked, too. No infections. It's all healed up.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2021 11:47 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Azjaeger at December 29, 2021 11:49 PM (3/XaG)
My favorite band has been around since the 60's and has lost many members including Pigpen and Jerry and still has their own station on Sirius and starting the week after next the new iteration will be playing 2 huge shows for sold out audiences in an annual show in in Cancun. My best friends are going with the whole family including the next generation who loves the music. Both shows sold out in minutes.
Some things endure even if they aren't for everyone.
https://playinginthesand.com
Posted by: JackStraw at December 29, 2021 11:49 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 29, 2021 11:49 PM (63Dwl)
Yeah, on second thought, you're right. Germans do the smashing with all words. Welsh only do it with proper location names. Quick search reveals that Welsh words on average are shorter than most other languages. Who knew!
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 29, 2021 11:50 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 29, 2021 11:49 PM (63Dwl)
Heh. Real life nadsat will probably be a Chinese pidgin instead of Russian.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 29, 2021 11:51 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 29, 2021 11:46 PM (hOUT3)
.....
Yep. I think they have you lube up your tattoo site with Vaseline, don't they?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 29, 2021 11:51 PM (9pI3p)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 29, 2021 11:42 PM (z4bSh)
Indeed.
Posted by: TC at December 29, 2021 11:52 PM (KO+0G)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 29, 2021 11:53 PM (iKhtQ)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 29, 2021 11:53 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: The Lion at December 29, 2021 11:54 PM (FOxqU)
And that's when the fight broke out.
Posted by: lowandslow
May as well make it a cage match - Dylan, Petty, and the Dead suck too.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 29, 2021 11:54 PM (z4bSh)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 29, 2021 11:54 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Dr_No at December 29, 2021 11:55 PM (mu5GU)
Posted by: lowandslow at December 29, 2021 11:55 PM (4thlk)
Lost both my in laws too this year. May Tami, Jerry and Jo RIP.
Posted by: Farmer at December 29, 2021 11:55 PM (55Qr6)
Now oldies are songs of the 70's .
Posted by: Just a side note at December 29, 2021 11:56 PM (VnkJq)
Posted by: MkY at December 29, 2021 11:26 PM (cPGH3)
And Verdi, Mahler, Mozart, Bellini, Puccini, and Brahms.
There will be many asterisks.
Posted by: Flyover at December 29, 2021 11:56 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 29, 2021 11:54 PM (z4bSh
I'll be the undercard fight: the beach boys suck.
Wobbling offkey harmonies oozing out of a bunch of perverted pedophiles over a poor attempt at doo-wop... it makes me physically ill to listen to them. I mean actual "i might vomit" nausea.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 29, 2021 11:57 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: lowandslow
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that's the danger. I don't want to rest on Gen X laurels for the next 50 years or more. Zoomer music does suck but you can find things that still sound ok.If I'm in on a friday night, I'll go through music on youtube and try to find new alt music suggestions or whatever.
here's some thigns that are ok:
Big Thief, Not.
Higher Power, seamless
Nothing...kind of like an autotuned Nirvana.
Grandson/Dreamers...like Heat seeker
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 29, 2021 11:59 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 29, 2021 11:39 PM (mPyRa)
I don't know about that. As time moves on the trend seems to be to make classical more and more tedious and completely impenetrable. A recording may be "dead" as you put it but a recording preserves the original intent and spirit of a song far better than some high society faggot conductor who thinks "boring shite" is synonymous with "art."
You can sometimes find old classical pieces performed on era-appropriate instruments played as intended and I'll tell you what it gets freakin' *lively*.
Posted by: Robert, Death or a Good Woman will solve this at December 29, 2021 11:59 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: MkY at December 29, 2021 11:26 PM (cPGH3)
And Verdi, Mahler, Mozart, Bellini, Puccini, and Brahms.
There will be many asterisks.
Posted by: Flyover at December 29, 2021 11:56 PM (Rbu5d)
What? Sounds like you are saying that music written with a pen on parchment will outlast all the music created on a computer!
That's crazy talk!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 29, 2021 11:59 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 29, 2021 11:59 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: Azjaeger
Buttlove bullies been doing that forever. Assholes back in the late 80s in a college movie night cut precisely one part out of The Blues Brothers on a movie night - the gay Illinois Nazi in the flying station wagon scene saying "I've always loved you"
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 29, 2021 11:59 PM (z4bSh)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 29, 2021 11:59 PM (VnkJq)
Posted by: Azjaeger at December 29, 2021 11:49 PM (3/XaG)
They started playing that verse again on the local classic rock station; really shocked me to hear it. But they censor the "bullshit" in Pink Floyd's 'Money'. In Minnesota, it was the other way around.
Radio censors do weird stuff.
Posted by: CppThis at December 30, 2021 12:00 AM (UewuT)
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Dude, we're going demolition man. Our descendants will be 55 year old virgins, sitting in their pj's singing i'm an oscar myer weiner
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 30, 2021 12:00 AM (ZZK0E)
True. But there aren't that many stations playing Bach either but it endures. Great music always does have an audience even if it becomes more, er, selective.
Who knows how people will be listening to music in 100 years. Might have it implanted for all we know. But there will be strings and horns and drums and voices, the good stuff will last.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2021 12:01 AM (ZLI7S)
Wobbling offkey harmonies oozing out of a bunch of perverted pedophiles over a poor attempt at doo-wop... it makes me physically ill to listen to them. I mean actual "i might vomit" nausea.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 29, 2021 11:57 PM (6FeV1)
Well, as long as you don't mention the whole Manson thing, we'll call it a draw.
Posted by: Zombie Dennis Wilson at December 30, 2021 12:01 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 30, 2021 12:01 AM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: lowandslow at December 30, 2021 12:01 AM (4thlk)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 30, 2021 12:02 AM (VnkJq)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 29, 2021 11:57 PM (6FeV1)
Well, as long as you don't mention the whole Manson thing, we'll call it a draw.
Posted by: Zombie Dennis Wilson at December 30, 2021 12:01 AM (4I/2K)
The what, now?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 30, 2021 12:02 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 29, 2021 11:49 PM (63Dwl)
Yeah, no. NadSat was a jargon to self identify within a population subset incorporating Russian as loan words, what you are thinking of is closer to a creole which is a combination between differing language groups. English itself can be defined as a creole, incorporating Saxon, Old Norse, Old French, and modernish French. In combining it lost most of its unique verb tenses and almost all of its case endings
Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2021 12:02 AM (ZMraq)
Tell me where the hell I'm going
'Let my bones fall in the dust
Can't you hear that ghost that's calling
As my Colt begins to rust
In the dust
I'm a killer
I'm a clown
I'm a priest
That's gone to town
Posted by: Gref at December 30, 2021 12:02 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 30, 2021 12:02 AM (9pI3p)
Posted by: CppThis at December 30, 2021 12:03 AM (UewuT)
Okay. Weird combo.
Make of it what you will.
I wouldn't have paid to be there.
Posted by: MkY at December 30, 2021 12:03 AM (cPGH3)
Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at December 30, 2021 12:04 AM (URSJO)
They make Vaseline-infused gauze. During one my mother's several skin tears after a fall, they had us using that stuff to dress the wound regularly.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 30, 2021 12:04 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 30, 2021 12:02 AM (6FeV1)
I kinda let Chuck Manson hang around my house and get into songwriting and stuff. We ended up not using any of it.
Posted by: Zombie Dennis Wilson at December 30, 2021 12:05 AM (4I/2K)
Radio censors do weird stuff.
Posted by: CppThis at December 30, 2021 12:00 AM (UewuT)
They've deleted the whole line "I see the doorway to a thousand churches" from "In Your Eyes" by Peter Gabriel. Doesn't make sense & totally screws up the rhyming scheme.
Posted by: 29Victor at December 30, 2021 12:05 AM (BJKQV)
Posted by: turambar at December 30, 2021 12:05 AM (Gylu/)
I'm a clown
I'm a priest
That's gone to town
Posted by: Gref at December 30, 2021 12:02 AM (AMIL/)
Ooooh,oooh,i know this one!
Meredith Brooks!!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 30, 2021 12:06 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: lin-duh
*fistbump*
Posted by: That dude what got a Romney/Ryan face tattoo at December 30, 2021 12:06 AM (z4bSh)
re:music
I like what I like and you like what you like. I learned long ago that it was usually a waste of time to try and convert someone to like what I like. Especially strangers.
Especially strange strangers.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 30, 2021 12:06 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2021 12:06 AM (eA1RV)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 30, 2021 12:07 AM (9pI3p)
https://youtu.be/P7PRGiQjbqk
Posted by: The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra at December 30, 2021 12:07 AM (4I/2K)
Who sold the most albums in the twentieth century?
Posted by: Duke Lowell
I dunno, Genesis or Michael Jackson?
Posted by: That dude what got a Romney/Ryan face tattoo at December 30, 2021 12:08 AM (z4bSh)
Who sold the most albums in the twentieth century?
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Slim Whitman!
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 30, 2021 12:09 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 30, 2021 12:09 AM (r0ADi)
A bit of trivia:
Who sold the most albums in the twentieth century?
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Slim Whitman!
Posted by: Count de Monet
MORE THAN ELVIS OR THE BEATLES!
Posted by: K-Tel at December 30, 2021 12:10 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 30, 2021 12:10 AM (z4bSh)
Who sold the most albums in the twentieth century?
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Jose Feliciano.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 30, 2021 12:10 AM (VnkJq)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2021 12:10 AM (eA1RV)
Posted by: TC at December 30, 2021 12:11 AM (KO+0G)
Posted by: Freedom rocker at December 30, 2021 12:11 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2021 12:10 AM (eA1RV)
AC/DC?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 30, 2021 12:11 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: CppThis at December 30, 2021 12:11 AM (UewuT)
Oh yeah! I remember those from my caretaking days. Notoriously high markup, if you didn't buy in bulk, but that's probably changed since then.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 30, 2021 12:11 AM (+WWsf)
https://tinyurl.com/2w9tacjn
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at December 30, 2021 12:12 AM (xxG/v)
Yeah, not gonna argue Music, it's pointless... All I know is that: every time I'd hear some crap that grated my nerves, turned out it was the latest from RHCPeppers. Ugh! No more radio!
Survived Christmas... nice and quiet.
It's EFFING cold now and gonna get colder-- Brrrrrr. Only a few inches of snow so far, though.
Happy Holidays to all!
Posted by: JQ at December 30, 2021 12:12 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2021 12:12 AM (ZMraq)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 30, 2021 12:13 AM (+WWsf)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2021 12:13 AM (eA1RV)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2021 12:13 AM (eA1RV)
Pretty sure the Bears sold more....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 30, 2021 12:14 AM (6FeV1)
We just sat in my grandmother's bedroom and listened to her rhythmic wheezing from emphysema.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 30, 2021 12:14 AM (9pI3p)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 30, 2021 12:14 AM (ynpvh)
Who sold the most albums in the twentieth century?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2021 12:06 AM (eA1RV)
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Zamfir?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2021 12:15 AM (VxC1e)
We just sat in my grandmother's bedroom and listened to her rhythmic wheezing from emphysema.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 30, 2021 12:14 AM (9pI3p)
Did she keep a good beat you could dance to? 85!
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 30, 2021 12:16 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2021 12:16 AM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 30, 2021 12:14 AM (9pI3p)
I am sure it was something you could gurgle and rasp along with.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2021 12:17 AM (ZMraq)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 30, 2021 12:17 AM (+WWsf)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 30, 2021 12:14 AM (9pI3p)
Did she keep a good beat you could dance to? 85!
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 30, 2021 12:16 AM (4I/2K)
Hah. What's the song they use for CPR training?
Posted by: Just a side note at December 30, 2021 12:17 AM (VnkJq)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2021 12:13 AM (eA1RV)
Pretty sure the Bears sold more....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 30, 2021 12:14 AM (6FeV1)
The SuperBowl Shuffle was tight!
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 30, 2021 12:17 AM (4I/2K)
Who sold the most albums in the twentieth century?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2021 12:06 AM (eA1RV)
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Zamfir?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2021 12:15 AM (VxC1e)
The Chinese, but they were mostly knock-offs.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 30, 2021 12:17 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Paco at December 30, 2021 12:17 AM (njExo)
Posted by: CppThis at December 30, 2021 12:11 AM (UewuT)
Lego Rock Band (a video game we'd play with the kids) wouldn't allow the song "Jesus Freak" by a Christian rock band - (it was not child appropriate) but did have "Don't Fear the Reaper." lol
Posted by: 29Victor at December 30, 2021 12:18 AM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 30, 2021 12:14 AM (9pI3p)
Cool. Was she in 4/4? You could have used her as a metronome.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 30, 2021 12:18 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Just a side note
God help me, it's "Staying Alive"
Posted by: MkY at December 30, 2021 12:18 AM (cPGH3)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 30, 2021 12:18 AM (+WWsf)
Posted by: lowandslow at December 30, 2021 12:20 AM (4thlk)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2021 12:22 AM (eA1RV)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2021 12:16 AM (VxC1e)
A top 25 all time rock song. Not sure about defining an age.
Posted by: TC at December 30, 2021 12:22 AM (KO+0G)
Posted by: 29Victor at December 30, 2021 12:22 AM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2021 12:13 AM (eA1RV)
Interesting. Because the original Eagles Greatest Hits Album was issued in the late 70's, IIRC. I didn't know they sold a lot of albums in the 80's and 90's.
Posted by: Gref at December 30, 2021 12:22 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 30, 2021 12:18 AM (F0YaR)
I still remember those soothing sounds and the wonderful smell of mentholatum.
When I got older, my first concert I went to was Weezer.
Talk about disappointment.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 30, 2021 12:22 AM (9pI3p)
I think Irving Berlin will endure, too.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 30, 2021 12:22 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis,
Everything after 1955 is music for musicians who hate people, children, and themselves.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 30, 2021 12:22 AM (1t5dY)
Posted by: turambar at December 30, 2021 12:23 AM (Gylu/)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2021 12:23 AM (eA1RV)
Posted by: TC at December 30, 2021 12:23 AM (KO+0G)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 30, 2021 12:14 AM (ynpvh)
Serial killer Albert Fish, upon an xray of his body, found many many sewing needles embedded inside near his pelvis.
That's probably just a stab in the dark though.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 30, 2021 12:24 AM (F0YaR)
That right there is why I bet they don't last.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2021 12:25 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 30, 2021 12:22 AM (Mzdiz)
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I thought Berlin was pretty much finished in '44.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2021 12:25 AM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2021 12:16 AM (VxC1e)
I agree. I still haven't decided if I like the long version or not. It gives the song a different vibe overall.
Posted by: Gref at December 30, 2021 12:26 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 30, 2021 12:14 AM (ynpvh)
Somebody with a big prick.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 30, 2021 12:27 AM (9pI3p)
Daryl Hall may be remembered for Daryl's House more than for the collaboration with Oates. His band is very very good. That, and thar ace once used the expression "whiter than Daryl Hall's underballs," but mostly for Daryl's House.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 30, 2021 12:29 AM (BMmaB)
Posted by: TC at December 30, 2021 12:23 AM (KO+0G)
Polka! Arriba!
Posted by: Speedy Gonzalez at December 30, 2021 12:30 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: TC at December 30, 2021 12:23 AM (KO+0G)
MX has mulitple genres from Mariachi and Norteno to adult contemporary that could have been sung by Julio Iglesias. They also do a form of Cumbia and Salsa and Cuban jazz, but it all is pretty formulaic. There is even MX punk and rap, and I must say that one has never heard banal until one has heard Spanish Rap music.
Most of the Pop sounds like most Euro Pop: written for Eurovision, hoping to be the next ABBA, nicely round and in a major key, and bland bland bland.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2021 12:30 AM (ZMraq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2021 12:25 AM (VxC1e)
No, they had a couple of big hits in the 80s. I didn't know any of them were named Irving tho.
Posted by: 29Victor at December 30, 2021 12:31 AM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis,
Everything after 1955 is music for musicians who hate people, children, and themselves.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 30, 2021 12:22 AM (1t5dY)
Now have Yoko sing to it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 30, 2021 12:31 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2021 12:25 AM (VxC1e)
No, they put out a few albums in the early 80's. got some top 40 play, too.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2021 12:32 AM (ZMraq)
I thought Berlin was pretty much finished in '44.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
Ballad of Irving
https://youtu.be/psEeEspO9xY
Posted by: Freedom rocker at December 30, 2021 12:32 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 30, 2021 12:14 AM (ynpvh)
Serial killer Albert Fish, upon an xray of his body, found many many sewing needles embedded inside near his pelvis.
That's probably just a stab in the dark though.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 30, 2021 12:24 AM (F0YaR)
I don't plan on poking holes in your theory there.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 30, 2021 12:32 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: TC at December 30, 2021 12:33 AM (KO+0G)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2021 12:33 AM (eA1RV)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2021 12:06 AM (eA1RV)
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Zamfir?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2021 12:15 AM (VxC1e)
Engelbert Humperdinck?
Posted by: TexasDan at December 30, 2021 12:36 AM (uPWrW)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2021 12:36 AM (eA1RV)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 30, 2021 12:36 AM (A3Vba)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Serial killer Albert Fish, upon an xray of his body, found many many sewing needles embedded inside near his pelvis. That's probably just a stab in the dark though.
Posted by: GnuBreed
I don't plan on poking holes in your theory there.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
It's a sticky wicket, wot?
Posted by: Bob's Your Uncle at December 30, 2021 12:37 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2021 12:37 AM (eA1RV)
Posted by: turambar at December 30, 2021 12:38 AM (Gylu/)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 30, 2021 12:38 AM (1t5dY)
Posted by: Adriane the Music History Critic ... at December 30, 2021 12:39 AM (okV1R)
Posted by: TC at December 30, 2021 12:39 AM (KO+0G)
The concert was a blast. Of couse only maybe half the band were original members but it was still a great show.
Posted by: 29Victor at December 30, 2021 12:39 AM (BJKQV)
Posted by: lowandslow at December 30, 2021 12:40 AM (4thlk)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 29, 2021 11:53 PM (iKhtQ)
...
He played a lot with Dylan too.
Posted by: TexasDan at December 30, 2021 12:41 AM (uPWrW)
Posted by: lowandslow at December 30, 2021 12:40 AM (4thlk)
Idk. My boys and a lot of their friends love Classic Rock and some 80s music. They think most 90s and after music is garbage.
Posted by: 29Victor at December 30, 2021 12:41 AM (BJKQV)
I will say something our Lord asked. Let he is who is without sin cast the first stone.
I think Newt has a lot of wisdom. He has done stupid things. So have we all. I can think of a lot worse people than Newt.
Posted by: Loki, also a Brendan! at December 30, 2021 12:42 AM (ZW1rs)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 30, 2021 12:42 AM (KAi1n)
Cheap Sunglasses, ZZ Top
Low Rider, War
Whoa Black Betty, Ram Jam
I'm T.N.T., AC/DC
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 30, 2021 12:42 AM (OssQ4)
Not me. My hallway needs something a bit more robust.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 30, 2021 12:42 AM (0WTxL)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Narrator: that did not work out wonderfully.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 30, 2021 12:43 AM (OssQ4)
Cheap Sunglasses, ZZ Top
Low Rider, War
Whoa Black Betty, Ram Jam
I'm T.N.T., AC/DC
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 30, 2021 12:42 AM (OssQ4)
and Yakety Sax
Posted by: Boots Randolph at December 30, 2021 12:44 AM (4I/2K)
I hope this idiot had his entire arm chewed off and gets hit with multiple charges of causing the death of an endangered species.
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 30, 2021 12:45 AM (mNhhD)
I'm considerably over 40, and I have heard of the names of the groups, but I couldn't name any songs of those groups if you paid me. If you played a certain song I could ask "Oh, that's ______?" That's what happens when you are raised in a house where either classical or Irish folk music is played and none of your friends is particularly interested in music. Oh, I like Dire Straits. My son has much more eclectic tastes in music than I do.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 30, 2021 12:46 AM (k49Sx)
A few years ago I took a ferry ride down the river from Perth down to Fremantle which is funky beach town in Western Australia. We passed under a bridge and this mural was on the wall under bridge.
They still love Bon Scott.
https://tinyurl.com/4e42jrwy
Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2021 12:47 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2021 12:48 AM (eA1RV)
Posted by: turambar at December 30, 2021 12:38 AM (Gylu/)
That album couldn't have come at a better time for AC/DC.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 30, 2021 12:48 AM (VwHCD)
Same here. My kids know a lot of classic rock and know that the only volume to listen to Zeppelin is loud.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 30, 2021 12:48 AM (BMmaB)
What do they call it? ADD, or something.
Not a chance they'll sit thru a 16 minute Mahler composition, even a live performance.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 30, 2021 12:48 AM (jTmQV)
Posted by: turambar at December 30, 2021 12:49 AM (Gylu/)
Sounds to me like Eko was tired of living in a prison cell. The animal version of suicide-by-cop.
I hate zoos. Won't go to them, it's too sad. Even the "nicest" ones are still a circus sideshow jail.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 30, 2021 12:50 AM (OssQ4)
Posted by: turambar at December 30, 2021 12:53 AM (Gylu/)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 30, 2021 12:48 AM (VwHCD)
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Absolutely. I also don't think Bon Scott could've done as well with it as Brian Johnson.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2021 12:54 AM (eA1RV)
To a certain point, sometimes artists become iconic just because a generation views them as their totem. Look at the 50s. Elvis had a good voice, and he had some good songs, but he is dwarfed artistically by any number of his contemporaries. Berry, Holly, Lewis, Perkins...yet Elvis is the King. Same with Brucie and Jonnie.
Posted by: Azjaeger at December 30, 2021 12:55 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 30, 2021 12:56 AM (z4bSh)
Posted by: turambar at December 30, 2021 12:58 AM (Gylu/)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 30, 2021 12:56 AM (z4bSh)
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So true. What do they play in a lull in the action at sports venues? It ain't the Jonas Brothers.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2021 12:58 AM (eA1RV)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2021 12:48 AM (eA1RV)
Karens never die, they only change what they're outraged about.
Posted by: 29Victor at December 30, 2021 12:58 AM (BJKQV)
Posted by: lowandslow at December 30, 2021 12:59 AM (4thlk)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
I hated AC/DC just from what on heard on the stations.
When someone here turned me on to them, I was shocked. Angus Young was an unbelievable guitar player, and a fairly normal guy.
Kinda odd, that combo.
Is he the only one still alive?
Posted by: MkY at December 30, 2021 01:00 AM (cPGH3)
Posted by: TC at December 30, 2021 01:00 AM (KO+0G)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 30, 2021 01:00 AM (+WWsf)
Posted by: lowandslow
Kinda like we had Bugs Bunny and Tom and Jerry to school us in classical music.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 30, 2021 01:00 AM (z4bSh)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 30, 2021 12:56 AM (z4bSh)
I hate Metal, but my kids love it. Metal will endure. But I don't know anyone under 50 who likes Springsteen, Billy Joel or the Beatles.
Posted by: 29Victor at December 30, 2021 01:01 AM (BJKQV)
Posted by: turambar at December 30, 2021 01:02 AM (Gylu/)
Posted by: turambar at December 30, 2021 12:58 AM (Gylu/)
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I saw an interview with Brian Johnson a few years after he joined the band where he said he had no idea how hard they worked. 2 months in the studio, 10 months on tour. Year after year.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2021 01:03 AM (eA1RV)
Posted by: Walter Freeman
Get off my yard: cops shooting pet dogs
Bleeding edge: cops shooting rare endangered animals
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 30, 2021 01:03 AM (z4bSh)
Posted by: a dude in MI at December 30, 2021 01:05 AM (+I6Y/)
Great. How am I supposed to keep track of my car keys now?
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at December 30, 2021 01:05 AM (SH2Zi)
I listened to some of the "music"... I wanted to either kill someone or slit my own throat.
Couldn't decide.
They said, "Yeah, that's the mood".
Jeebus.
Posted by: MkY at December 30, 2021 01:05 AM (cPGH3)
Posted by: TC at December 30, 2021 01:00 AM (KO+0G)
That's right! According to them ac/dc meant like switching who you wanted to have sex with, or something like that. It was the white supremacists 'OK' sign of the 70s
Karens never die, they just change who they want to ban.
Posted by: 29Victor at December 30, 2021 01:06 AM (BJKQV)
little ball of fur.
happy kitty, sleepy kitty,
hey! my arm! *begin high-pitched screaming*
Posted by: Zoo Cleaning Guy at December 30, 2021 01:08 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: turambar at December 30, 2021 01:02 AM (Gylu/)
Omicron doesn't take away your smell or taste. It only takes away your freedom.
Posted by: 29Victor at December 30, 2021 01:09 AM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Zoo Cleaning Guy
You're a sick MoFo.
I think I like you...
Posted by: MkY at December 30, 2021 01:09 AM (cPGH3)
Even weirder, you gotta imagine the response time wasn't immediate, so it seems like the tiger was, at worst, playing with his food, but more likely just being non-fatally territorial with a stranger. And, there was a cage between them, so only his arm was in immediate danger?! So sad.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 30, 2021 01:09 AM (+WWsf)
Jeebus.
Posted by: MkY at December 30, 2021 01:05 AM (cPGH3)
Having never spent time there, I can understand the appeal.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at December 30, 2021 01:10 AM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2021 12:54 AM (eA1RV)
Well when that album came out the winds of metal were blowing hard, and AC/DC really wasn't a metal band, but a very hard blues based rock. The very first band I was in did a good amount of bon scott AC/DC, and because there was so many pivotal metal albums coming out around that time AC/DC could have very well been left in the dust. The metal clubs in jersey were booming. You had albums like Sabbath's "Heaven and Hell", Judas priest's "British Steel", Iron Maiden's "Killers", and a bunch of others, and people were screaming to hear that stuff in the clubs. The Back in Black album guaranteed that AC/DC was on the map right at that time, and it had the right sound. Circling back to the band I was in, we were thinking of dropping AC/DC to make room for some of this newer more powerful stuff. When Back in Black came out were like oh we gotta do some of those songs, and we weren't the only ones. AC/DC became big shit in the clubs, and that album did it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 30, 2021 01:11 AM (VwHCD)
Not a universal symptom though; common, but not very common. In my case, my sense of smell actually got better for the first 48 hours; like suddenly and noticeably extra sensitive in unusual ways.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 30, 2021 01:12 AM (+WWsf)
Excpet rap, which is NOT music only irritating noise.
Posted by: irongrampa at December 30, 2021 01:12 AM (KATBx)
I hadn't really heard Angus, though. The guy could play with SRV... really anybody. And did it like he was just showing off.
Posted by: MkY at December 30, 2021 01:14 AM (cPGH3)
Excpet rap, which is NOT music only irritating noise.
Posted by: irongrampa at December 30, 2021 01:12 AM (KATBx)
My least sampled are C&W, Jazz, Rap, and bubblegum pop, especially female wailing pop. I could even appreciate a good polka with the right atmosphere.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at December 30, 2021 01:16 AM (SH2Zi)
Absolutely this!
Lots of great stuff out there. About 5% of it (being generous, of course) made it to the airwaves.
Posted by: JQ at December 30, 2021 01:17 AM (dB4Iz)
I hadn't really heard Angus, though. The guy could play with SRV... really anybody. And did it like he was just showing off.
Posted by: MkY at December 30, 2021 01:14 AM (cPGH3)
Well Angus is actually pretty easy to play. Doing it while having an epileptic fit is a different deal, and that was his alone. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 30, 2021 01:20 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: irongrampa at December 30, 2021 01:12 AM (KATBx)
Disco sucks, but rap blows.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 30, 2021 01:21 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 30, 2021 01:21 AM (+WWsf)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Well, a man ain't earning his living unless he's sweating, right?
Posted by: MkY at December 30, 2021 01:26 AM (cPGH3)
Anyway. Y'all remember we are Americans, so you hold that head HIGH and PROUD. Most especially in these times. Our heritage requires it.
Goodnite, good people. Be safe and sleep well.
Posted by: irongrampa at December 30, 2021 01:28 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 30, 2021 01:31 AM (frr40)
Posted by: Azjaeger at December 30, 2021 01:31 AM (3/XaG)
That wasn't Karens, that was what was called the Religious Right, the same folks who banned liquor in restaurants in Virginia. Karens objected to sexually explicit lyrics (to which the RR did as well) but not to Satanic stuff per se. In AC/DC's case, though, once Johnson took over vocals, they were left alone since most of what he sang was unintelligible (not that Bon was any model of enunciation).
Posted by: SFGoth at December 30, 2021 01:33 AM (KAi1n)
irongrampa
You ain't the boss of me! I'll cower in fear and insist everyone else do the same if I want to!
Posted by: Karen MkY at December 30, 2021 01:33 AM (cPGH3)
Did you all see that the CrazyCovidKaren on the airplane who freaked out was on Baywatch for a few episodes and also was in Playboy?
I was watching a recording of Tucker, hosted by Will Cain, and they played a clip of her on Baywatch.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 30, 2021 01:42 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 30, 2021 01:42 AM (a4EWo)
Bon Scott actually played the bagpipes. That's something right there.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 30, 2021 01:43 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: WilliamColby at December 30, 2021 01:44 AM (BLa7A)
Bon Scott's death was ruled "death by misadventure" (acute alcohol poisoning). His body was found in a Renault.
I love that phrase "death by misadventure". That's a term in UK and Commonwealth law. It's basically, a "hold my beer" kind of thing.
It's when you do something that obviously could kill your fool self.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 30, 2021 01:46 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 30, 2021 01:50 AM (a4EWo)
Oakland Raiders cheerleader and she did Married with Children too! I'm not sure if Cain mentioned it, but it sounds like the argument started over a Rosa Parks reference?
Stewardess was in the way with a drink cart, Karen complained, stewardess told her to grab an empty seat for a minute or two, Karen compared herself to Rosa Parks, and that's when the older guy snarked that she wasn't black, she wasn't on a bus, and they weren't in Alabama.
Maybe it's just me, but when non-airline staff start getting outta their seats to help subdue me, then I'd take that as a clear signal that maybe I should simmer down.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 30, 2021 01:51 AM (+WWsf)
Luciferase is not a product. It's a class of enzyme that is responsible for some forms of bioluminescence. That's all. "Lucifer" is latin for "light bringer". Which was used as the translation for a Hebrew word, and that became the name of the pre-rebellion Satan.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 30, 2021 01:52 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 30, 2021 01:33 AM (KAi1n)
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Sorry, but you're wrong here. The whole devils child thing started after an AC/DC hat was found at the scene of one of the Night Stalkers murders in LA.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2021 01:55 AM (eA1RV)
Posted by: Walter Freeman
Ever been drunk?
"I had the right to remain silent; I didn't have ability."
Posted by: Karen MkY at December 30, 2021 01:56 AM (cPGH3)
Posted by: MkY at December 30, 2021 01:57 AM (cPGH3)
Luciferase is a name derived from latin -- means light bringer -- and was coined in the late 1800s by a French scientist doing research on bioluminescence. Basically, lightning bug belly goo, and how it works.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 30, 2021 01:57 AM (+WWsf)
Raphael Dubois. Looking it up, he coined the term luciferase for the enzyme, and luciferin for the substrate.
Luciferase catalyzes an oxidation reaction with the luciferin substrate, and light is emitted.
The reaction is very energy efficient, with 80 - 90% of the energy release being converted to light. Nature figured out some very efficient light bulbs with luciferase and luciferins.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 30, 2021 02:08 AM (Mzdiz)
Yeah, it wasn't over the masks to begin with. She made that Rosa Parks comment, and the old guy snarked, which pissed her off, and she started in on the "put on your mask" shit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 30, 2021 02:13 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 30, 2021 02:20 AM (gGKGh)
Posted by: WilliamColby at December 30, 2021 02:24 AM (BLa7A)
Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2021 02:28 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: WilliamColby at December 30, 2021 02:35 AM (BLa7A)
Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2021 02:36 AM (2JoB8)
The vaccine ingredients is truly a case of the 'devil is in the details'.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 30, 2021 02:38 AM (dQvv7)
Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2021 02:38 AM (2JoB8)
We have a cracked sun roof seal, so we have garbage bags on top.
Works great but only in the driveway.
Rain all weekend, wouldn't ya know.
Posted by: Adriane the Music History Critic ... at December 30, 2021 02:39 AM (okV1R)
Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2021 02:41 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2021 02:43 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2021 02:45 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Adriane the Music History Critic ... at December 30, 2021 02:48 AM (okV1R)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 30, 2021 02:49 AM (6R0HD)
New Daily Mail piece on the airplane Karen, Patricia Cornwall:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/
news/article-10353725
She had to cool her jets in jail over the Christmas weekend, and was released on $20K bond and allowed to return to LA. She's got a trial date in federal court in Atlanta.
The old guy is named Robert Miller and he gave the details to the DM. He said she didn't really hurt him because "she hit like a girl."
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 30, 2021 02:51 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2021 02:52 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2021 03:03 AM (eA1RV)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 30, 2021 01:33 AM (KAi1n)
I disagree. Karening transcends belief. It's a self-righteous urge to control people who enjoying their freedoms. Karens use whatever powerful cultural movement (be that religion or wokeness or COVIDmainia) is in vogue at the time. They don't even have to believe in the system, it's purely a means to an end.
Posted by: 29Victor at December 30, 2021 03:05 AM (BJKQV)
You know your annual salary, and apparently your lifestyle requires that you need a second job.
Do you know math?
If you need a better paying job, then go get one, and shut the F up.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 30, 2021 03:06 AM (ufFY8)
Ms. Cornwall is now on a permanent no-fly list. If she's gonna go anywhere, it ain't gonna be on an airplane.
And, this is one crazy bitch. Turns out her step-father had to take out a restraining order on her, after she threatened to kill him and her mother.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 30, 2021 03:07 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: raimondo at December 30, 2021 03:08 AM (YUk6z)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
They don't teach that in school anymore.
Posted by: JT at December 30, 2021 03:09 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
Are his arms tired ?
Posted by: JT at December 30, 2021 03:11 AM (arJlL)
(sips coffee)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 30, 2021 03:11 AM (sAmhv)
(AP) In a widely anticipated move Rap artist '50 cent' has announced that due to inflationary pressures after the first of the year he will be changing his name to '55 cent'. "Shit be real out there, man," he was quoted as saying, "It's eating me up".
Posted by: Not the News at December 30, 2021 03:28 AM (dQvv7)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 30, 2021 03:28 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 30, 2021 03:29 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: JT at December 30, 2021 03:34 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 30, 2021 03:28 AM
The misspellings seem accurate. Seems like Joe's poll numbers have really crashed though the floor when you've lost Raim Man.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 30, 2021 03:34 AM (dQvv7)
It's worse you think.
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End-to-end or side-by-side?
Posted by: Ciampino at December 30, 2021 03:39 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 30, 2021 03:40 AM (KAi1n)
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I would have sworn that when we learnt that at school it was 'heat of the meat'. Also
'Don't let your dingle, dangle in the dust; buy Jimminy Jockstraps."
Posted by: Ciampino at December 30, 2021 03:46 AM (qfLjt)
-- Stephen Hawking
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 29, 2021 10:14 PM (a3Q+t)
Could you repeat that?
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No but
Recursion: see recursion
Posted by: Ciampino at December 30, 2021 03:49 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Midnight Rambler at December 30, 2021 03:49 AM (8E8Am)
Demand clarification.
===
Ask if in parallel or in series.
Posted by: Ciampino at December 30, 2021 03:52 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Haddaway at December 29, 2021 10:14 PM (mPyRa)
Baby don't hurt me...
Don't hurt me...
No more.
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I loved the Pepsi ad using that.
Posted by: Ciampino at December 30, 2021 03:55 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at December 30, 2021 04:00 AM (1R0vU)
Posted by: Count de Monet
The enema of your enemy is your friend.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
I've heard that !
Posted by: JT at December 30, 2021 04:01 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT at December 30, 2021 04:02 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at December 30, 2021 04:02 AM (1R0vU)
Posted by: JT at December 30, 2021 04:03 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: m at December 30, 2021 04:07 AM (YbTYS)
We're on it!
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As with US naturalization, why not make those incoming blue-staters have to wait 5 years before any and all voting?
Posted by: Ciampino at December 30, 2021 04:08 AM (qfLjt)
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and terminal velocity from orbit.
Posted by: Ciampino at December 30, 2021 04:21 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 29, 2021 10:35 PM (z4bSh)
I was resisting the "What kind of wood doesn't float?" snark. But you went there. Well done.
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She must be a witch then ...... wait ....
Posted by: Ciampino at December 30, 2021 04:33 AM (qfLjt)
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Malapropos that spoonerism .......
Posted by: Ciampino at December 30, 2021 04:35 AM (qfLjt)
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Poly(tetrafluoroethylene)amory will slide right of a duck's back
(mixing my metaphors and paraphors here)
Posted by: Ciampino at December 30, 2021 04:42 AM (qfLjt)
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