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Everything Is a Problem, Some Bigger Than Others

I had a wonderful Christmas Eve and Christmas Day. The Fabulous Mrs. Mis. Hum and I attended a candle light service with our middle daughter Christmas Eve.

After returning from church we watched "It's A Wonderful Life" and snacked the night away. So many snacks and so little time. I wish I had seen this before our Christmas Eve snacks and/or Christmas meal.


Although we weren't able to be with our other 2 daughters on Christmas Day. We were able to share our gift opening through the blessing of technology. Yes, Face Time for the win.

Tis the season to be Merry, unless you're employed by MSNBC.
Can you imagine going through life this miserable?

MSNBC columnist calls for end of NORAD Santa tracker 'out of concern for Santa's safety' from US military
The columnist wondered if a military that 'wrongly' kills would ever come clean if it assassinated Santa

An MSNBC columnist is calling for the end of the NORAD Santa tracker, claiming that it is time to "decouple" Santa Claus from American military culture.

In an op-ed published on MSNBC.com, opinion columnist Hayes Brown took issue with the North American Aerospace Defense Command’s 60-year tradition of tracking Santa Claus’s imaginary journey across the globe delivering presents and explained why "if had my way, this year would be the last."

I can read Mr. Brown' mind. Tradition be damned. I'm a miserable soul and I want to wallow in it. People enjoying Santa Claus's route is a problem.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 02:00 PM




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1 1st

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2021 02:00 PM (2JoB8)

2 Hayes Brown is mentally ill.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 26, 2021 02:02 PM (eGTCV)

3 Whoa

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 26, 2021 02:02 PM (Do5/p)

4 With Hayes it's always about race

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 26, 2021 02:02 PM (ONvIw)

5 2 no, an evil leftist.

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 26, 2021 02:02 PM (ONvIw)

6
Hayes Brown is mentally ill.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 26, 2021 02:02 PM (eGTCV)

_________

Along with everyone else at MSNBC.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2021 02:03 PM (/U27+)

7 Thursday some one ( delivery I suspect) hit my truck tailgate corner outward, got it bent back mostly and silicone the plastic tailgate cap back on, could put self tapping screws as well but want to see if silicone alone will hold it.

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2021 02:03 PM (2JoB8)

8 Skip your hash suggests you help people find work.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 26, 2021 02:03 PM (eGTCV)

9 Although we weren't able to be with our other 2 daughters on Christmas Day. We were able to share our gift opening through the blessing of technology. Yes, Face Time for the win.
___

Was able to FaceTime with the elder daughter, which was nice. Being able to share Christmas that way is better than nothing.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 26, 2021 02:05 PM (AxTbI)

10 If Trump was Presdent he would have launched missiles to shoots Santa down...... Loser !!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at December 26, 2021 02:05 PM (otFiP)

11 MSNBC Propaganda Ministry person does know Santa isn't real and not flying around international airspace, right?

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2021 02:05 PM (2JoB8)

12 Hayes Brown is mentally ill.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 26, 2021 02:02 PM (eGTCV)
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Some people (*cough*liberals and leftists*cough*) apparently go through life looking for things to squawk about and to be offended by.

It's just not psychologically healthy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 26, 2021 02:05 PM (ddTPB)

13 You think you have problems?

I've been waiting six hours here in this Vermont emergency room waiting for my PCR Covid test!

How can this happen when I'm triple-vaxxed, masked, and make a point of keeping away from Trump supporters!

Posted by: A Terrified, Perfectly Healthy Person Whose At-Home Covid Test Was Positive! at December 26, 2021 02:06 PM (I2/tG)

14 "Everything Is a Problem, Some Bigger Than Others"

That's What She Said.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 26, 2021 02:06 PM (4I/2K)

15 Every time I hear of an imbecile such as Mr. Brown, I'm reminded that not only would I fire that idjit with extreme prejudice, but I would seriously consider letting go the dickwad that hired him. There is always someone during any interview that sits across from the candidate and thinks, "Yeah, he's a great candidate. Let's extend an offer."

Wrong.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2021 02:06 PM (mD/uy)

16 My job hash is only when home working

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2021 02:06 PM (2JoB8)

17 Somebody has a case of the butthurt over biden getting pranked. He would have shed zero tears if the same thing had happened to Trump.

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 26, 2021 02:06 PM (bVYXr)

18
Some people (*cough*liberals and leftists*cough*) apparently go through life looking for things to squawk about and to be offended by.

It's just not psychologically healthy.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 26, 2021 02:05 PM (ddTPB)

___________

Unfortunately they're now in charge.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2021 02:06 PM (/U27+)

19 Skip your hash suggests you help people find work.
Posted by: N.L. Urker

Or that 2 jobs are hated.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 26, 2021 02:07 PM (QR5m0)

20 He's worried about the US Military accidentally killing a nonexistent magical elf.

Got it.

Personally I'd rather the US military stopped wasting money on a stupid animation of a fake fat elf but thinking they might kill something that doesn't exist? That's seriously idiotic.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 26, 2021 02:07 PM (KZzsI)

21 Some people (*cough*liberals and leftists*cough*) apparently go through life looking for things to squawk about and to be offended by.

It's just not psychologically healthy.
___

Younger daughter in a nutshell. Passing that pathology onto the grandchildren.

"Merry Christmas" to her is an insult, so it's easier not to talk to her at all during the holidays.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 26, 2021 02:07 PM (AxTbI)

22 Clicks, baby, clicks!

Clicks are all that matter!

Posted by: A Chuckling Mr. Brown! at December 26, 2021 02:07 PM (I2/tG)

23 Was by chance this column written After Sundowner declared Let's go Brandon!?

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2021 02:07 PM (2JoB8)

24 This plays up to the small minority of believers.

This makes normals mad.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2021 02:07 PM (EZebt)

25
M'lord and M'lady made me Boxing Day one to remember!

Posted by: A Slow Brit at December 26, 2021 02:08 PM (dQvv7)

26 LOL. I could have easily imagined the FNM inventing a church lady type screeching that NORAD is neglecting their mission with the fake Santa tracking and the jihadists or CCP will take advantage and kill us all.

It is harder to realize they are so mentally ill as to write that the NORAD tracking app will kill Santa.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 26, 2021 02:08 PM (3cGpq)

27 I mentioned last night in Its a Wonderful Life , Bert the cop shoots at George as he's running away. Police were allowed to do that back in the day if old movies are any indication. Stop or I'll shoot !...Bam Bam Bam.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 26, 2021 02:09 PM (DAevm)

28 This makes normals mad.
___

I'm not mad.

It makes me pity them.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 26, 2021 02:09 PM (AxTbI)

29 MSNBC columnist calls for end of NORAD Santa tracker 'out of concern for Santa's safety' from US military

That is a special kind of stupid. Beyond short bus.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 26, 2021 02:09 PM (4I/2K)

30 Hayes Brown is mentally ill.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 26, 2021 02:02 PM (eGTCV)

Psychopaths. All of them.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 26, 2021 02:09 PM (DAevm)

31 Happy Boxing Day!

I've already scheduled three bouts!

Posted by: Unclear On The Concept! at December 26, 2021 02:09 PM (I2/tG)

32 Liberals and leftists seem to have an ubiquitous free-floating sense of outrage that is always looking for some target.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 26, 2021 02:09 PM (ddTPB)

33 Hayes Brown is mentally ill.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods

Should be Haze Brown.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 26, 2021 02:10 PM (FVME7)

34 Police were allowed to do that back in the day if old movies are any indication. Stop or I'll shoot !...Bam Bam Bam.
Posted by: Just a side note

If you want a real hoot, look at Dragnet episodes from the 50's and see what Joe Friday was allowed to do during questioning and investigations. What a scream!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2021 02:10 PM (mD/uy)

35 I wonder how many crazy stupid columns and articles these days are intended simply as clickbait, not serious proposals that even the author believes in?

An article on MSNBC.com will get a lot more clicks (revenue) if it proposes what this article does, rather than if it described how many children are fascinated by USAF/NORAD tracking Santa on the way to bring gifts and happiness.

Sad, but it is what the Internet has mostly become: a swamp of anger, complaints, and sadness.

Posted by: Gref at December 26, 2021 02:10 PM (AMIL/)

36
Should be Haze Brown.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 26, 2021 02:10 PM (FVME7)

________

F. Joe should be Brown Haze.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2021 02:11 PM (/U27+)

37 And no more White House Easter Egg Hunts when a Dem is President. We can't take a chance the administration isn't full of pedos.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 26, 2021 02:11 PM (DAevm)

38 I do have to say that it was pretty cool to have the Webb telescope launched on Christmas. I truly hope it performs as planned.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 26, 2021 02:12 PM (Fs5vw)

39 You've got to be a pedo to work for CNN.

You've got to be a schizo to work for MSNBC.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 26, 2021 02:12 PM (FVME7)

40 Yeah I don't get outrage clicking. Yes I'll read MisHum telling me about the stunt but I'm certainly not going to give MSNBC a click to see the BS directly.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 26, 2021 02:13 PM (3cGpq)

41 I do have to say that it was pretty cool to have the Webb telescope launched on Christmas. I truly hope it performs as planned.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 26, 2021 02:12 PM (Fs5vw)

If it does we are going to double our knowledge of the universe.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 26, 2021 02:13 PM (DAevm)

42 Dear Mr Brown,
Santa Claus is not real. I'm sorry if that comes as Shock to your immature and low intelligence mind. However it is clear from your ridiculous raving that someone had to inform you about this fact.
If you were already aware of this then your silly pathetic attempt to destroy the joy that CHILDREN get from tracking Santa on Christmas Eve.
So you are either A.) A mental infant who needs Santa to be real. Or B) A vicious, deranged imbecile who hates children, Christmas, joy, fun and decency.
Fuck off you miserable weed.

Cheers!
Mayhem

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 26, 2021 02:13 PM (Vxu+H)

43 Unfortunately they're now in charge.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2021 02:06 PM (/U27+)
===
I had coffee at a cafe this morning and watched people walk by on the sidewalk. I counted fewer than 10 people were unmasked.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2021 02:15 PM (EZebt)

44
So you are either A.) A mental infant who needs Santa to be real. Or B) A vicious, deranged imbecile who hates children, Christmas, joy, fun and decency.

________

Or both

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2021 02:16 PM (/U27+)

45 Foolish Mr. Brown NORAD has never been able to track Santa, as you would expect. An entity that can tunnel through time and space to effectively be many, many places at once defies all existing methodology. The energy pulses can be detected but only serve of evidence that something happened in that location many seconds ago. This has been known since the first pulse detecting satellite was placed in orbit in 1968.

The US Department of Defense has maintained the premise that Santa travels solely in Einsteinian space-time to divert the interest of enemy powers in researching the potential of duplicating the chronal portal ability

Posted by: Epobirs at December 26, 2021 02:16 PM (uNrGf)

46 Hayes Brown is like Charles Blow. Talentless black face for leftist white news operation.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at December 26, 2021 02:17 PM (tm6wE)

47 It's so cold here that omicron virii are freezing their wee nuts off.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 26, 2021 02:17 PM (eGTCV)

48 If I were French, I would say "Au diable les Hayes Brown." If I were French.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 26, 2021 02:17 PM (a3Q+t)

49 Leftists like to say, "If I had my way..." a lot.

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 26, 2021 02:17 PM (mNhhD)

50 I wish somebody would create a tinder like dating site simply called

The Unmasked

Would make my dating life much easier

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at December 26, 2021 02:18 PM (EU4kF)

51 And I don't consider the NORAD Santa app/web site to be "just a waste" Its safe practice for making an app that works and can handle traffic. I don't know if they offer an app that would alert where a missile was headed but the Santa app helps them build the capability. Its OKAY for NORAD to do this along with tracking satellite and space debris and emailing the groups with active satellites when there is a chance of collision so those groups can shut down instruments and maneuver is needed.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 26, 2021 02:18 PM (3cGpq)

52 Everyone on the left is a miserable SOB

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 26, 2021 02:19 PM (Irn0L)

53 Hayes Brown is mentally ill.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the god


Never blame mental illness when the main cause is stupidity.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 26, 2021 02:19 PM (r1z5A)

54 Operation

kill Santa before the Marxists do.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 26, 2021 02:19 PM (l8eK7)

55
I do have to say that it was pretty cool to have the Webb telescope launched on Christmas. I truly hope it performs as planned.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 26, 2021 02:12 PM


Let's just hope the Webb doesn't meet the Hubble or they'll be a Chelsea satellite nine months later.

/ sorta cribbed from Muldoon

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 26, 2021 02:20 PM (dQvv7)

56 It's so cold here that omicron virii are freezing their wee nuts off.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 26, 2021 02:17 PM


What if they're not male? You don't even know their pronouns! This statement could be incredibly hurtful to them!

#BeBetter

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 26, 2021 02:22 PM (a3Q+t)

57

It's so cold here that omicron virii are freezing their wee nuts off.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 26, 2021 02:17 PM


That's going to make the viral blizzard that much easier!

* runs off to get second vaccine shot of the day *

Posted by: A Scold of Karens at December 26, 2021 02:22 PM (dQvv7)

58 Tiny url is your friend.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 26, 2021 02:08 PM (CLkaN)

I try not to use them, they censor some links and require java script as well as cookies to track the sites you shorten.

I have permanently migrated to 'is.gd' for those reasons.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 26, 2021 02:22 PM (IJES/)

59 It's nasty cold but I think I may head out to the pub.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 26, 2021 02:22 PM (eGTCV)

60 This is the same network which STARTED the "Let's Go Brandon" meme....yet they refuse to take credit. Heh.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 26, 2021 02:22 PM (r1z5A)

61 NORAD cruise missi!e misses Santa, hits MSNBC!
All branches of the Service, the Coast Guard, the Park Service, the last three active Troops of Boy Scouts, and all the bubbas down at Post 11XX of the VFW all step forward to "come clean" to the deed.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 26, 2021 02:23 PM (axyOa)

62 The Left is trying to change the name of the Webb telescope because they claim Webb was homophobic and supported government policies against homosexuals.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 26, 2021 02:23 PM (DAevm)

63 The US Department of Defense has maintained the premise that Santa travels solely in Einsteinian space-time to divert the interest of enemy powers in researching the potential of duplicating the chronal portal ability

Posted by: Epobirs at December 26, 2021 02:16 PM


Santa travels in the multiverse. He can be in multiple places at the same time using Einstein's Unified Field Theory.

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 26, 2021 02:23 PM (bVYXr)

64 Given all the stupid shit the US Government wastes money on, the NORAD Santa Tracker is pretty low on my list of concerns.

Posted by: Weasel at December 26, 2021 02:23 PM (fI9Es)

65 nasty cold but I think I may head out to the pub.
Posted by: N.L. Urker

It's always warm in a pub.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 26, 2021 02:24 PM (Vxu+H)

66 nasty cold but I think I may head out to the pub.
Posted by: N.L. Urker

It's always warm in a pub.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 26, 2021 02:24 PM (Vxu+H)

Confirmation

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 26, 2021 02:24 PM (eGTCV)

67 I can read Mr. Brown' mind. Tradition be damned. I'm a miserable soul and I want to wallow in it.

Methinks his problem runs deeper than that.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 26, 2021 02:25 PM (Xrfse)

68 I had a co-worker who had the best put-down "who hired you ?"

Posted by: Senor Coffee at December 26, 2021 02:25 PM (iSbhf)

69 Santa travels in the multiverse. He can be in multiple places at the same time using Einstein's Unified Field Theory.
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS)


With that energy budget, those are some seriously 'roided up Reindeer.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 26, 2021 02:26 PM (r1z5A)

70 burn a blunt after you eat and you'll be hungry in half an hour.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 26, 2021 02:26 PM (wAnMi)

71 People at MSNBC are all wearing red shirts.

Fascinating!

Posted by: NORAD pre-Star Fleet at December 26, 2021 02:26 PM (axyOa)

72 Hayes Brown wishes he could kill me. For a start.

Posted by: klaftern at December 26, 2021 02:26 PM (taPSh)

73 I had a co-worker who had the best put-down "who hired you ?"
Posted by: Senor Coffee at December 26, 2021 02:25 PM (iSbhf)



We say " How did he get into the Navy?"

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 26, 2021 02:27 PM (Irn0L)

74 Actually for beginning of winter it's a nice day, sunny 50s

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2021 02:27 PM (2JoB8)

75 The Left is trying to change the name of the Webb telescope because they claim Webb was homophobic and supported government policies against homosexuals.

It's homos and trannies all the way...up.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at December 26, 2021 02:27 PM (Xrfse)

76 Clearly Mr Brown was on the naughty list and never got presents from Santa. Now he wants to ruin it for millions of innocent children who aren't shitty little bastards who don't deserve a present.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 26, 2021 02:27 PM (Vxu+H)

77 nasty cold but I think I may head out to the pub.
Posted by: N.L. Urker


Rare snow fall here, gonna grab the grand kiddos and play fox and geese.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 26, 2021 02:28 PM (r1z5A)

78
Flying Solo - a Christmas limerick

I don't need no jolly old elf
So put the fat man back on the shelf
And tell the eight reindeer
To go stick it in their ear
I'm so funny I just sleigh myself!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 26, 2021 02:28 PM (m45I2)

79 Cold, but I think I'll head to the nasty pub.

Oh

Wait...

Posted by: Diogenes at December 26, 2021 02:29 PM (axyOa)

80 Santa is a commie after all, redistributing goods all over the world, based on criteria known only to him. Sumbitch even wears a red suit. He's running our noses in it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 26, 2021 02:29 PM (II3Gr)

81 Hey Insom. : )

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 26, 2021 02:30 PM (AxTbI)

82
I'm so funny I just sleigh myself!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 26, 2021 02:28 PM


Sometimes your puns are sledding on thin ice.

Posted by: A Scold of Karens at December 26, 2021 02:30 PM (dQvv7)

83 I've found that avoiding these people contributes greatly to my mental health. And that includes more than a few on Fox as well. Life is too short to pay any attention to these imbeciles.

Sorry for the negative waves so soon after our blessed holiday.

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 26, 2021 02:30 PM (7ZQe3)

84 Santa is a commie after all, redistributing goods all over the world, based on criteria known only to him. Sumbitch even wears a red suit. He's running our noses in it.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 26, 2021 02:29 PM (II3Gr)

I thought he was a lazy hippie. Fat with a long beard. Wears John Lennon glasses and works one day out of the year.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 26, 2021 02:31 PM (DAevm)

85 I'm so funny I just sleigh myself!!!
Posted by: Muldoon at December 26, 2021 02:28 PM (m45I2)


Clearly Mr Muldoon hasn't reined it in for the Holidays!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 26, 2021 02:32 PM (axyOa)

86 2 The Left is trying to change the name of the Webb telescope because they claim Webb was homophobic and supported government policies against homosexuals.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 26, 2021 02:23 PM (DAevm


Somebody should have hung some truck nuts on the frame, taken a pic, and then put it on the internet after the launch.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 26, 2021 02:32 PM (Fs5vw)

87 Hmmm.... Some enterprising jackanape slips in a "Let's Go, Brandon" during a public meeting with FJB about this NORAD/Santa tracker whatever (see: sidebar).... And now we have a Palace Guardian calling for an end to the Racist (or whatever) Santa Tracker.....

It's getting beyond ridiculous, here.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 26, 2021 02:32 PM (6FeV1)

88 I'm so funny I just sleigh myself!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 26, 2021 02:28 PM

Sometimes your puns are sledding on thin ice.
Posted by: A Scold of Karens a

Let him skate on this one.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 26, 2021 02:33 PM (r1z5A)

89 I had a co-worker who had the best put-down "who hired you ?"
Posted by: Senor Coffee at December 26, 2021 02:25 PM (iSbhf)



We say " How did he get into the Navy?"

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 26, 2021 02:27 PM


I always asked questionable Sailors if they were end of quarter or end of year recruiting quotas.

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 26, 2021 02:33 PM (bVYXr)

90 I thought he was a lazy hippie. Fat with a long beard. Wears John Lennon glasses and works one day out of the year.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 26, 2021 02:31 PM (DAevm)

Not mutually exclusive.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 26, 2021 02:33 PM (II3Gr)

91 writers tend to be self absorbed fools who like the sound of their own opinions. The real issue is that there is an editor for a major news corporation who looked at this and said, "sure why not, publish it"

Posted by: Kindltot - who used to know both subjunctive tense verb conjugations in Spanish at December 26, 2021 02:33 PM (ZMraq)

92 Let him skate on this one.

That's a slippery slope.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at December 26, 2021 02:33 PM (Xrfse)

93 I thought he was a lazy hippie. Fat with a long beard. Wears John Lennon glasses and works one day out of the year.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 26, 2021 02:31 PM (DAevm)

I've got stories, man. Stories you wouldn't believe...

Posted by: Rudolph at December 26, 2021 02:34 PM (PiwSw)

94 Sometimes your puns are sledding on thin ice.
Posted by: A Scold of Karens a

Yes sometimes just mush.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 26, 2021 02:35 PM (DAevm)

95 I had coffee at a cafe this morning and watched people walk by on the sidewalk. I counted fewer than 10 people were unmasked.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2021 02:15 PM (EZebt)
---------------------

Move out of SF. Here is SoCal it's rare to see anyone masked.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 26, 2021 02:36 PM (ddTPB)

96
When it comes to using Photoshop for political purposes:

Sometimes the end justifies the meme

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 26, 2021 02:37 PM (dQvv7)

97 Sometimes your puns are sledding on thin ice.
Posted by: A Scold of Karens a


But wait!! There's myrrh!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 26, 2021 02:37 PM (axyOa)

98 80-

Deciding who's naughty and nice should have gotten easier this year. Vaxxed/not vaxxed. There. Done.

Unless unvaxxed black people are given a pass.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2021 02:38 PM (GI7BU)

99 The Webb telescope is 100x more powerful than the Hubble. I can't imagine what will be discovered if the Webb works as intended.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 26, 2021 02:38 PM (DAevm)

100 Look I think Santa is a fat judgemental bastard but I never try to ruin the fun for the kids.
I mean watch Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. Look at what happens to the misfit toys! The only toy that didn't get an umbrella? The bird THAT CANT FLY! IT SWIMS!! Some poor kid is coming in to see what Santa left and finds dead bird splattered all over the place! And what the fuck is wrong with the dolly? Internet says she has emotional issues. WHAT!?!?!
Great. Dolly snaps and the family is butchered before the turkey is done! Charlie in the box you say? How does a kid know that creepy motherfucker is named Charlie? Oh yeh, it talks!!! A talking jack in the box should be dealt with using a flame thrower! Then run over it with your car for three solid hours.

Merry fucking Christmas, you fat judgemental terrorist!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 26, 2021 02:39 PM (Vxu+H)

101 This Hazy Brown character is the type of person who'd try to interject themselves into a conversation they know nothing about. You'd take a breath and tell them to fuck off regardless whether or not you personally knew them.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 26, 2021 02:39 PM (BFigT)

102

I always asked questionable Sailors if they were end of quarter or end of year recruiting quotas.
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 26, 2021 02:33 PM (bVYXr)

We would send our shitbirds dow range to live with the missiles u tik they could pass the certification exam and hands on practical exercise for handling/repairing//releasing them to the hist nation. The ones that came back after their first weekend of freedom and passed their piss test after 45 days of sleeping with the missiles got to make e4, the rest of them got busted to e1 and made into army mess hall cooks or tank turret repairmen.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 26, 2021 02:39 PM (IJES/)

103
If you want a real hoot, look at Dragnet episodes from the 50's and see what Joe Friday was allowed to do during questioning and investigations. What a scream!
Posted by: Tonypete


Several criminals in those episodes ended up in the gas chamber, unlike the Dragnet episodes in the 60's.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 26, 2021 02:40 PM (63Dwl)

104
I always asked questionable Sailors if they were end of quarter or end of year recruiting quotas.
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 26, 2021 02:33 PM (bVYXr)

LOL, got one. I have to remember that. Actually after New years I have a big meeting with PERS to complain about who and how they are bringing medical types in

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 26, 2021 02:40 PM (Irn0L)

105
Unless unvaxxed black people are given a pass.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2021 02:38 PM (GI7BU)


Passing is a sore subject with some black [or not really] people.
I had this explained to me in depth and it was like living in a Gulliver's Travels story about the big-endians and the little-endians.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 26, 2021 02:40 PM (ZMraq)

106 >>>I had coffee at a cafe this morning and watched people walk by on the sidewalk. I counted fewer than 10 people were unmasked.

The mask is to hide the butt plug pacifier. Every hour they swap it out with the one stuck in their ass.

Posted by: Phuk Ho Le at December 26, 2021 02:41 PM (QkyQD)

107 The Webb telescope is 100x more powerful than the Hubble. I can't imagine what will be discovered if the Webb works as intended.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 26, 2021 02:38 PM (DAevm)


. . . I can see everyone's house from here . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at December 26, 2021 02:42 PM (ZMraq)

108 Brown Haze is what you see when you walk behind Sundowner.

Posted by: N.L. Urker at December 26, 2021 02:42 PM (eGTCV)

109

But wait!! There's myrrh!
Posted by: Diogenes at December 26, 2021 02:37 PM (axyOa)

I got that. How much is shipping if I order two of them?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 26, 2021 02:43 PM (IJES/)

110
I can't imagine what will be discovered if the Webb works as intended.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 26, 2021 02:38 PM (DAevm)

_______

Obama's accomplishments?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2021 02:43 PM (/U27+)

111
The Webb telescope is 100x more powerful than the Hubble. I can't imagine what will be discovered if the Webb works as intended.
Posted by: Just a side note


It will see itself looking back from the other side.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 26, 2021 02:44 PM (63Dwl)

112 Looking for some advice in the slow cooked meats department. Daughter and her family are coming here for a midday meal on Tuesday and wanted brisket. So to avoid getting up at 1 a.m. to fire up the Traeger I am planning to cook it through the day tomorrow.. What is the best way to handle the cooked brisket for serving the following day? Foil it and put it in a cooler? Foil it and put it in the fridge? Slice it after it comes off the grill and rests, then refrigerate it? And what's the best way to re-warm it for serving? Anny suggestions? Thanks in advance.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 26, 2021 02:44 PM (m45I2)

113 I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe...
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Candyland.
I watched Elf-Beams glitter in the dark
Near the Raindeer Gates.
All those... moments... will be lost in time,
Like tears... in... rain.
Time... to die...

Posted by: Norad's Santa! at December 26, 2021 02:45 PM (I2/tG)

114 I got that. How much is shipping if I order two of them?
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 26, 2021 02:43 PM (IJES/)

Free shipping by camel with Balthazar Transport Emporium.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 26, 2021 02:45 PM (axyOa)

115 Obama's accomplishments?

The Big Bang.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 26, 2021 02:45 PM (Xrfse)

116 I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe...
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Candyland.
I watched Elf-Beams glitter in the dark
Near the Raindeer Gates.
All those... moments... will be lost in time,
Like tears... in... rain.
Time... to die...
Posted by: Norad's Santa! at December 26, 2021 02:45 PM (I2/tG)

Good Blade Runner reference

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 26, 2021 02:46 PM (IJES/)

117 British ITV news anchor "mistakenly" announces Pope's death. Gateway Pundit link.

https://tinyurl.com/2hjz28w3

She's very somber about it too. Stops herself, says "umm, excuse me". Reminds me of their announcement of WTC 7 falling, when it hadn't. Yet. Freaky as hell.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 26, 2021 02:46 PM (OssQ4)

118 I had coffee at a cafe this morning and watched people walk by on the sidewalk. I counted fewer than 10 people were unmasked.


Sigh, I had to mask up twice this AM. Once at the Commissary and then outside the gate but in NY State at the local DD.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 26, 2021 02:46 PM (Irn0L)

119 Next year, NORAD will change to:

I herd him exclaim his pronouns as he flew through the night- They them theirs but he him his is ok tooooooooooo! Ho ho ho!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 26, 2021 02:46 PM (bKdTl)

120 It will see itself looking back from the other side.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 26, 2021 02:44 PM (63Dwl)

That would be very cool. A pic worth all of space/time.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 26, 2021 02:46 PM (Fs5vw)

121 I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe...
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Candyland.
I watched Elf-Beams glitter in the dark
Near the Raindeer Gates.
All those... moments... will be lost in time,
Like tears... in... rain.
Time... to die...
Posted by: Norad's Santa! at December 26, 2021 02:45 PM (I2/tG)


There were dinosaurs once, until Comet broke lose...

Posted by: Diogenes at December 26, 2021 02:47 PM (axyOa)

122 MMSNBC loves them some Kwaanza

Posted by: Regular joe at December 26, 2021 02:47 PM (L9P9s)

123 Im sorry to say, the pope is dead

No, I'm not!

*bang*

He was a good pope.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 26, 2021 02:47 PM (bKdTl)

124
And what's the best way to re-warm it for serving? Anny suggestions? Thanks in advance.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 26, 2021 02:44 PM


Ya gotta sous vide that shit.

Seriously, if you have vacuum seal unit and a sous vide, I'd bag it and put it in the sous vide at 132 degrees for like ever. It will only make it even more tender.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 26, 2021 02:48 PM (dQvv7)

125 No, I'm not!

I'm feeling better!

Posted by: Don't Put The Pope On The Cart! at December 26, 2021 02:49 PM (I2/tG)

126 BLMNBC

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 26, 2021 02:49 PM (bKdTl)

127 So, has anyone seen this?

The Social Security Administration has put out their schedule of when benefits will be paid in 2022.

People whose birthday is from the first tomthe 10th nofm the month will be paid on The second Wednesday. (Jan 12th). B-day 11- 20 paid on 3rd Wednesday (Jan 19). B- day 21 - 31 paid on 4th Wednesday (Jan 26).

Whole lotta people in for a big surprise next week. Bastids. Guess the old folks can just starve for three weeks and get hit with late payment fees.

Posted by: cfo mom at December 26, 2021 02:49 PM (Q8bDL)

128 *first of the month to the tenth*

Posted by: cfo mom at December 26, 2021 02:50 PM (Q8bDL)

129 Just a side note & Bertram Cabot, Jr.

If the Web telescope sees point IR source deceleration in the Oort Cloud, coming from Epsilon Eridani, all the money would be well spent.

If.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 26, 2021 02:50 PM (u82oZ)

130 And what's the best way to re-warm it for serving? Anny suggestions?
Posted by: Muldoon at December 26, 2021 02:44
-------------------------
Slice it and store in frig in alum pan and cover. Reheat in oven with beef broth. That was recommended here when I asked last year and it came out perfect.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 26, 2021 02:50 PM (ju2Fy)

131 Are they starting to float SS checks now?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 26, 2021 02:51 PM (bKdTl)

132 My favorite part of Kwanzaa is the Feats of Strength.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 26, 2021 02:51 PM (I2/tG)

133 112 Looking for some advice in the slow cooked meats department. Daughter and her family are coming here for a midday meal on Tuesday and wanted brisket. So to avoid getting up at 1 a.m. to fire up the Traeger I am planning to cook it through the day tomorrow.. What is the best way to handle the cooked brisket for serving the following day? Foil it and put it in a cooler? Foil it and put it in the fridge? Slice it after it comes off the grill and rests, then refrigerate it? And what's the best way to re-warm it for serving? Anny suggestions? Thanks in advance.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 26, 2021 02:44 PM (m45I2)

Trying to jump the food thread? Anyway, you can reheat a lot of ways (325 oven for 20 min, slow cooker low, grill, or sous vide), but the big advice seems to be to slice after cooking and resting and let it sit in the juices (save them all) for overnight storage, then bring to room temp the next day before attempting a reheat (and use beef broth to keep moist for the warm up if you don't have enough fluids)...

I don't really make brisket, so YMMV with this advice...

Posted by: Nova local at December 26, 2021 02:51 PM (exHjb)

134 Next year, NORAD will change to:
I herd him exclaim his pronouns as he flew through the night- They them theirs but he him his is ok tooooooooooo! Ho ho ho!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 26, 2021 02:46 PM (bKdTl)


The Night Before Reset

https://youtu.be/hwvVpIWTcCo

Posted by: Kindltot at December 26, 2021 02:51 PM (ZMraq)

135 https://www.ssa.gov/pubs/EN-05-10031-2022.pdf

Posted by: cfo mom at December 26, 2021 02:51 PM (Q8bDL)

136 Vatican 911, what's your emergency?

Caller: the Pope! I think he's dead!

Vatican 911: well, sir, you need to make sure so I know who to send.

Caller: BANG!!! Ok. I'm sure.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 26, 2021 02:51 PM (axyOa)

137 I don't have a soup video device.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 26, 2021 02:52 PM (m45I2)

138 There were dinosaurs once, until Comet broke lose...
Posted by: Diogenes at December 26, 2021 02:47 PM (axyOa)

"There's a reindeer, lying on its back in the snow, in the Artic - it's dying, Santa. What do you do?"

"What's a reindeer? I mean, why am I there"

"You know what a mule is, Santa? Same thing...there just questions, Santa..."

Posted by: Boswell at December 26, 2021 02:52 PM (5iUNf)

139
Muldoon -
I forgot to mention, once the brisket has cooled then I'd bag it and vacuum seal it and throw it into refrig overnight. Then an hour or two before serving throw it into sous vide.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 26, 2021 02:52 PM (dQvv7)

140 Holy Father, we are consumed with sorrow at the prospect of your imminent demise.

Posted by: The Swiss Guards! at December 26, 2021 02:53 PM (I2/tG)

141 If the Web telescope sees point IR source deceleration in the Oort Cloud, coming from Epsilon Eridani, all the money would be well spent.

If.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 26, 2021 02:50 PM (u82oZ


And the spice will once again flow.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 26, 2021 02:54 PM (Fs5vw)

142 the big advice seems to be to slice after cooking and resting and let it sit in the juices (save them all) for overnight storage, then bring to room temp the next day before attempting a reheat (and use beef broth to keep moist for the warm up if you don't have enough fluids)...

I don't really make brisket, so YMMV with this advice...
Posted by: Nova local

******

That's kind of the way I was leaning.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 26, 2021 02:54 PM (m45I2)

143 ...MSNBC columnist calls for end of NORAD Santa tracker...

Because of course. It's another tradition which must be destroyed.

Can't leave any single thing that might bring people joy or togetherness, you know.

Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2021 02:54 PM (dB4Iz)

144
Whole lotta people in for a big surprise next week. Bastids. Guess the old folks can just starve for three weeks and get hit with late payment fees.

Posted by: cfo mom at December 26, 2021 02:49 PM


Actually, that's pretty much the way the schedule has always been.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 26, 2021 02:55 PM (dQvv7)

145 Muldoon -
I forgot to mention, once the brisket has cooled then I'd bag it and vacuum seal it and throw it into refrig overnight. Then an hour or two before serving throw it into sous vide.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 26, 2021 02:52 PM (dQvv7)

And then drench it in maple syrup and shake it!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, who may not be the best person to ask at December 26, 2021 02:55 PM (PiwSw)

146 107 The Webb telescope is 100x more powerful than the Hubble. I can't imagine what will be discovered if the Webb works as intended.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 26, 2021 02:38 PM (DAevm)

. . . I can see everyone's house from here . . .
Posted by: Kindltot at December 26, 2021 02:42 PM (ZMraq)

/closes blinds

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 26, 2021 02:56 PM (cupoy)

147 https://www.ssa.gov/pubs/EN-05-10031-2022.pdf
Posted by: cfo mom
__

Meh, at least they'll get it.

Those of us younger than boomers won't see a dime.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 26, 2021 02:56 PM (AxTbI)

148 So the Pope has information that will lead to Hillary's arrest?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, who may not be the best person to ask at December 26, 2021 02:56 PM (PiwSw)

149 , has anyone seen this?

Well that's the hemeroid cherry on top of the poop pie.
Why?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko gender fluid at December 26, 2021 02:57 PM (NyAmw)

150

In March 2021, an article in Scientific American urged NASA to reconsider the name of the telescope, based on Webb's alleged complicity during the Lavender Scare persecution of LGBTQ employees during the Harry Truman administration. In September 2021, NASA announced it had declined to rename the telescope. Former administrator Sean O'Keefe, who made the decision to name the telescope after Webb, denounced discrimination against "talented professionals on the basis of their personal preferences", but stated that to suggest Webb should "be held accountable for that activity when there's no evidence to even hint [that he participated in it] is an injustice". One member of NASA's Astrophysics Advisory Committee (APAC) resigned in response to this decision.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 26, 2021 02:58 PM (63Dwl)

151 I was thinking I could rewarm it quite simply by...

...you know...

...slapping hot iron to it.

As was the custom in the old days.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 26, 2021 02:58 PM (m45I2)

152 Decorations are down and packed away for another year. Cleaning is a work in progress.
The girl spawn will be 16 yrs old on January1. She wants a shopping spree for her birthday. And to go out for lunch at a restaurant called Yak and Yeti. Its Himalayan cuisine and only in Evansville Indiana. An hour drive on I69 for shopping and lamb curry? Works for me!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 26, 2021 02:58 PM (Vxu+H)

153 Muldoon -
I forgot to mention, once the brisket has cooled then I'd bag it and vacuum seal it and throw it into refrig overnight. Then an hour or two before serving throw it into sous vide.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 26, 2021 02:52 PM (dQvv7)

And then drench it in maple syrup and shake it!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, who may not be the best person to ask at December 26, 2021 02:55 PM (PiwSw)

And for Gawd's sake man, Do Not add any okra. At all. In any form.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 26, 2021 02:58 PM (axyOa)

154 Are they starting to float SS checks now?

It's all sinking.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 26, 2021 02:59 PM (Xrfse)

155 {{{cfo mom}}}

Huzzah! How are you doing?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 26, 2021 02:59 PM (u82oZ)

156 In March 2021, an article in Scientific American urged NASA to reconsider the name of the telescope

I remember when Scientific American was a respectable journal, but it's been a long, long time.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 26, 2021 02:59 PM (I2/tG)

157 Hey Salty.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 26, 2021 02:59 PM (AxTbI)

158 What is the best way to handle the cooked brisket for serving the following day? Foil it and put it in a cooler? Foil it and put it in the fridge? Slice it after it comes off the grill and rests, then refrigerate it? And what's the best way to re-warm it for serving? Anny suggestions? Thanks in advance.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 26, 2021 02:44 PM (m45I2)

See Chud's BBQ channel on YT. If you finish the cook Monday evening, AND you have an oven that can be set low to 150* or 160*, then let the brisket rest and cool down from 205* to about 170*, then (re)wrap with tallow and keep in the oven until ready to slice and serve Tuesday midday. 12 hour oven rests at that temp will further make it tender and the tallow on the butcher paper wrap will keep it juicy.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 26, 2021 02:59 PM (4I/2K)

159 It's almost 80F outside right now.

Posted by: Vic at December 26, 2021 03:00 PM (mpXpK)

160 {{{SMH}}}

I hope you and Ex-Ex had a wonderful Christmas. The joy wave should start locally. Then spread to others.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 26, 2021 03:00 PM (u82oZ)

161 Knew O'Keefe back before he was named to NASA. Good guy. One of the smarter more normal people on the Hill.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 26, 2021 03:00 PM (OTzUX)

162 Same to you, Salty.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 26, 2021 03:01 PM (AxTbI)

163 It's almost 80F outside right now.
Posted by: Vic at December 26, 2021 03:00 PM (mpXpK)


Almost 6 inches of snow since last night.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 26, 2021 03:02 PM (axyOa)

164 Traitor Joe - Is that right? I thought everyone got paid the first of the month (roughly). I know that's how it was when my son got SS benefits for his deceased father.

Perhaps they changed since he turned 18 (over 20 years ago) and Imhad no reason to notice it.

Hubby and I get RRB so I am not aware they changed to a staggered payout.

Posted by: cfo mom at December 26, 2021 03:02 PM (Q8bDL)

165 based on Webb's alleged complicity during the Lavender Scare

Which was US government-wide. Basically, they're saying that anyone who worked for the government during the Truman Administration should be disqualified from receiving any honor, because they failed to protest the Lavender Scare.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 26, 2021 03:02 PM (I2/tG)

166 Yeah I don't get outrage clicking. Yes I'll read MisHum telling me about the stunt but I'm certainly not going to give MSNBC a click to see the BS directly.
Posted by: PaleRider at December 26, 2021 02:13 PM (3cGpq)

Link goes to Fox News, not MSLSD

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 26, 2021 03:02 PM (Zvtjl)

167 Link goes to Fox News, not MSLSD
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy
___

Like there's much difference.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 26, 2021 03:04 PM (AxTbI)

168 The ARC of History!

I used to subscribe to New Scientist. It was fun, but the ever-changing cosmology theories got old. Every week was an article that rubbished the previous week's theory.

It's like they are in the epicycle period of science, before Kepler and Newton. And I still think so.
Maybe the Web Telescope will sort out the trash.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 26, 2021 03:04 PM (u82oZ)

169 What's the diff? (besides being a different year)

https://www.ssa.gov/pubs/EN-05-10031-2022.pdf
https://www.ssa.gov/pubs/EN-05-10031-2021.pdf
https://www.ssa.gov/pubs/EN-05-10031-2020.pdf

All seem to have benefits being paid out on the same schedule. Or am I missing something?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, who may not be the best person to ask at December 26, 2021 03:04 PM (PiwSw)

170 I'm glad Christmas was great for many. It was different for me, as upon her arrival one of my daughters asked everyone to take a rapid covid test before she would walk inside our rental home, and my son failed (residual covid from his infection several weeks ago). My daughter decided not to listen to reason and bundled her husband, herself and their baby back in their car. My second daughter decided not to even try to come here with her baby for several more days, until the covid smoke clears.

Today, my son tested negative but the damage is done and my wife is crushed. Just crushed.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 26, 2021 03:04 PM (rxDDN)

171 Looking for some advice in the slow cooked meats department. Daughter and her family are coming here for a midday meal on Tuesday and wanted brisket. So to avoid getting up at 1 a.m. to fire up the Traeger I am planning to cook it through the day tomorrow.. What is the best way to handle the cooked brisket for serving the following day? Foil it and put it in a cooler? Foil it and put it in the fridge? Slice it after it comes off the grill and rests, then refrigerate it? And what's the best way to re-warm it for serving? Anny suggestions? Thanks in advance.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 26, 2021 02:44 PM


If you're going to do it that way, put it in an aluminum 'foil' pan, cover (tightly), refrigerate, and reheat w/some beef broth in the oven.

If I may suggest an alternative, cook it on your Traeger at 250 or less (IME, some Traeger's temp indicators are off) until you've gotten through the 'stall' (internal temp has broken through 160), then foil it w/some apple juice, but it back on the grill, crank the temp to 350, and let it cook until 203-205 internal. (A 'dirty' little secret is that meat doesn't pick up much smoke flavor after it's +160 internal)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 26, 2021 03:05 PM (a3Q+t)

172 The Omicron fear porn has seized the NY media like the bubonic plaque this weekend and EVERYONE is a gonna die!

Some liberal outlet called AMNY reports the following attempt to scare you:

"But Omicron, Delta and the other variants of COVID-19 continue to particularly hit the unvaccinated population hard....More unvaccinated New Yorkers are also winding up in the hospital with COVID-19 symptoms. The city reported that the unvaccinated hospitalization rate was 39.47 per 100,000, more than ten times the vaccinated hospitalization rate of 3.79 per 100,000."

Get that? You have a 99.96% of never going to the hospital with Covid if you are unvaccinated versus...um 99.99% never going if you are...technically ten times more likely than nothing is...nothing. Thanks NY media - you're officially mentally demented.

Posted by: Boswell at December 26, 2021 03:05 PM (5iUNf)

173 Hubble: See this mass of blur and dots? That is the universe 1000 years after the big bang.

Ok

Webb: See this mass of blur and dots? That is the universe 500 years after the big bang.

Ok.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 26, 2021 03:05 PM (bKdTl)

174 Jan 26).

Whole lotta people in for a big surprise next week. Bastids. Guess the old folks can just starve for three weeks and get hit with late payment fees.

Posted by: cfo mom at December 26, 2021 02:49 PM (Q8bDL)
======

They're weeding out the oldies incrimentally.

Did you notice you're receiving a 5.7% increase in SS payments? And a 5.5% increase in your Medicare deduction.

A virtual wash.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 26, 2021 03:05 PM (CLkaN)

175 So, has anyone seen this?

The Social Security Administration has put out their schedule of when benefits will be paid in 2022.

People whose birthday is from the first tomthe 10th nofm the month will be paid on The second Wednesday. (Jan 12th). B-day 11- 20 paid on 3rd Wednesday (Jan 19). B- day 21 - 31 paid on 4th Wednesday (Jan 26).

Whole lotta people in for a big surprise next week. Bastids. Guess the old folks can just starve for three weeks and get hit with late payment fees.
Posted by: cfo mom at December 26, 2021 02:49 PM (Q8bDL)

Pretty much the way it's been over the time I've been collecting. I fall into the first group. Wife, in the second group. Meh. No change.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 26, 2021 03:06 PM (Zvtjl)

176 I'm glad Christmas was great for many. It was different for me, as upon her arrival one of my daughters asked everyone to take a rapid covid test before she would walk inside our rental home, and my son failed (residual covid from his infection several weeks ago). My daughter decided not to listen to reason and bundled her husband, herself and their baby back in their car. My second daughter decided not to even try to come here with her baby for several more days, until the covid smoke clears.

Today, my son tested negative but the damage is done and my wife is crushed. Just crushed.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 26, 2021 03:04 PM (rxDDN)


And those scars might last forever, long after covid is gone ( if it ever does go away )

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 26, 2021 03:06 PM (Irn0L)

177 Muldoon, how big is your brisket?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 26, 2021 03:06 PM (a3Q+t)

178 {{{Huck}}}

Condolences, hun.

Kids do have a way of ripping your heart out and then stomping on it.

We're batting .500 with our two daughters.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 26, 2021 03:07 PM (AxTbI)

179 More VC Nurses Blow Whistle on 'Overwhelming' Numbers of Heart Attacks, Clotting, Strokes

After the Conejo Guardian's report on alarming trends in Ventura County hospitals, more nurses have come forward to affirm the rise in unexplained heart problems, strokes and blood clotting in local vaccinated patient populations. They also say doctors refuse to consider that these could be adverse reactions to Covid shots.

Sam, a critical care nurse at an ICU in a Ventura County hospital, came forward because, "I'm tired of all the B.S. that's going on," he told the Guardian. "It's crazy how nobody questions anything anymore."


https://bit.ly/3sxlCIT

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 26, 2021 03:07 PM (Do5/p)

180 Muldoon, the Mad Scientist BBQ channel also has explored no wrap vs foil wrap vs butcher paper wrap and the use of beef tallow on brisket. I want to say he's done long rest times as well. It's the Aaron Franklin BBQ (the John Moses Browning of BBQ) way.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 26, 2021 03:07 PM (4I/2K)

181 Today, my son tested negative but the damage is done and my wife is crushed. Just crushed.

So sorry to hear that, HF. You're not alone. This insanity ruined the holidays for more than a few of us.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 26, 2021 03:07 PM (Xrfse)

182 177 Muldoon, how big is your brisket?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 26, 2021 03:06 PM (a3Q+t)
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Is that what the kids are calling it now?

Posted by: Weasel at December 26, 2021 03:07 PM (fI9Es)

183 Hubble: See this mass of blur and dots? That is the horse head nebula. It is 1000 light years away. You will never get there.

Ok

Webb: Here is a $20 billion high res image of the horse head nebula. You can make it your desktop wallpaper or something.

Ok.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 26, 2021 03:07 PM (bKdTl)

184 How come nobody gets the old shit anymore? Why is it only omicron? Did the original covid disappear already?
Its like a friggin' fad.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 26, 2021 03:07 PM (axyOa)

185 Have a great day, everyone. Back to the salt mines.

Our Christmas was good. My wife finally accepted my help in the kitchen, and it went better and easier. My real present is she is still alive.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 26, 2021 03:08 PM (u82oZ)

186 Doin' OK NaCl! Lots better than last year at this time.

Hubby has been home for a year now, and we had no great expectations for him ever even being able to walk much again, but he is able to drive again, mow the grass (takes three days, but so what), putter in the yard.

Am thrilled since we were so afraid he would be bedridden. Just needed to be home where he could take charge of his own recuperation.

I don't comment much, but I've read of your antics!!

Posted by: cfo mom at December 26, 2021 03:08 PM (Q8bDL)

187 The columnist wondered if a military that 'wrongly' kills would ever come clean if it assassinated Santa

Can't resist a hook this tempting.

A video webwork from 2015
The Terrible Christmas Song
http://bit.ly/terrible-christmas-song

Posted by: mindful webworker - used to do videos at December 26, 2021 03:08 PM (dAFYB)

188 172 The Omicron fear porn has seized the NY media like the bubonic plaque this weekend and EVERYONE is a gonna die!
===

But they just sacrificed 1,000 trees to the gods.
What are they going to sacrifice next?

Posted by: Braenyard at December 26, 2021 03:08 PM (CLkaN)

189 And for Gawd's sake man, Do Not add any okra. At all. In any form.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 26, 2021 02:58 PM (axyOa)

Unless you're in my kitchen, roasting fresh okra split in half with tips and tops removed and seasoned with thyme, garlic powder, cayenne, and s&p...and then you have the best dinner veg ever...

Posted by: Nova local at December 26, 2021 03:08 PM (exHjb)

190 Webb: See this mass of blur and dots? That is the universe 500 years after the big bang.

Ok.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

=====

Some of those blurs and dots might be Omicron

(Stolen from Dave Barry Year in Review)

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 26, 2021 03:09 PM (8AONa)

191 170 I'm glad Christmas was great for many. It was different for me, as upon her arrival one of my daughters asked everyone to take a rapid covid test before she would walk inside our rental home, and my son failed (residual covid from his infection several weeks ago). My daughter decided not to listen to reason and bundled her husband, herself and their baby back in their car. My second daughter decided not to even try to come here with her baby for several more days, until the covid smoke clears.

Today, my son tested negative but the damage is done and my wife is crushed. Just crushed.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 26, 2021 03:04 PM (rxDDN)

I'm sorry - that does sound terrible.

Posted by: Nova local at December 26, 2021 03:10 PM (exHjb)

192 "But Omicron, Delta and the other variants of COVID-19 continue to particularly hit the unvaccinated population hard....

Which is weird, because everything I've seen in Portland is that the vaccinated are getting Omicron more than the unvaccinated.

A big dance club in Portland had six staff test positive for Covid last weekend, sparking fears that many of the 1,000 people who attended were exposed.

To get into the club, you had to show proof of vaccination or negative Covid test.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 26, 2021 03:11 PM (I2/tG)

193 SSA paid out the same day every month, say the fourth unless that was a weekend, in that case the Friday before. This hoses me half a month.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko gender fluid at December 26, 2021 03:11 PM (NyAmw)

194 Muldoon, how big is your brisket?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

*****

It's a flat, just under 6 lbs. (closely trimmed)

Posted by: Muldoon at December 26, 2021 03:11 PM (m45I2)

195 Is that what the kids are calling it now?
Posted by: Weasel at December 26, 2021 03:07 PM


For years, people have asked me how big my bris kit is.

Posted by: The Mohel at December 26, 2021 03:11 PM (a3Q+t)

196 This Hayes Brown must be a miserable wretch. Granted I was never in the military, but I see things like the Santa tracker and Toys for Tots as a reflection that our soldiers are citizens first and not subjects and that our military reports to civilian authority not military control.

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at December 26, 2021 03:11 PM (7SwmH)

197 7 Muldoon, how big is your brisket?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 26, 2021 03:06 PM (a3Q+t)
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Is that what the kids are calling it now?
Posted by: Weasel at December 26, 2021 03:07 PM (fI9Es)
***

Dang. Thats kinda personal?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 26, 2021 03:12 PM (axyOa)

198 Nikole Hannah-Jones is the lovechild of George Floyd and Ronald McDonald.

Posted by: Auspex at December 26, 2021 03:12 PM (xUQz7)

199 As far back as I can remember, my mom always got her SS the second Wednesday of the month. She was born on the 7th.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 26, 2021 03:13 PM (DAevm)

200 Well, thank you to the folks who let me know that there has been a staggered pay schedule for a while. I had no idea and thought they were screwing the old folks out of the blue.

I think it is total bs to pay like that, but Iguess I can stop planning to avoid the grocery store on the first of the month. Need to avoid Wednesdays instead ;-D

Posted by: cfo mom at December 26, 2021 03:13 PM (Q8bDL)

201 how big is your brisket?

Same as in town.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko gender fluid at December 26, 2021 03:13 PM (NyAmw)

202 From the Metro article --

'Make sure you're drinking plenty of water if you want to enjoy alcohol, which disrupts the balance of bacteria within the gut and its ability to function,' says James.

Dear James -- Train your bacteria better. Be better.

Otherwise, sod off.

Afternoon, y'all.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 26, 2021 03:14 PM (F0YaR)

203 I don't tell people generally because this is our family's dirty little secret, but daughter afraid of covid is also the daughter that votes Democrat. College did it to her, I'm pretty convinced.

Like SMH says, we are batting less than 1000 with the kids. My bride has always cherished Christmas, especially going to church together, and this is very tough for her.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 26, 2021 03:15 PM (rxDDN)

204 Omicron is the cure. But look how it has leapt borders and mandates and lockdowns and broken through vaccine barriers.

Governments can't control viruses, they can only develop them in secret.

Posted by: t-bird at December 26, 2021 03:15 PM (3fR4G)

205
Traitor Joe - Is that right? I thought everyone got paid the first of the month (roughly). I know that's how it was when my son got SS benefits for his deceased father.

Posted by: cfo mom at December 26, 2021 03:02 PM


My wife and I have birthdays in the first week of the month and the SS goes into our accounts on the same 12th of the month.

I don't know when it got switched but for the past two years that has been the procedure.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 26, 2021 03:16 PM (dQvv7)

206 That MSNBC jerk needs to get laid.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at December 26, 2021 03:16 PM (HV27O)

207 40 or 45% alcohol doesn't kill but it does disrupt covid's happy fun day.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 26, 2021 03:17 PM (CLkaN)

208 Apparently all the other variants have converted to omni-con.

Posted by: davidt at December 26, 2021 03:18 PM (gjH3l)

209 Our Christmas started out as a downer--my twin brother's death last week and then the flying part of our family grounded because of covid tests. But a good thing did come out of it. My husband is very frail but still driving. I've tried to get backup from doctors who he might actually listen to. No luck. After my son spent an afternoon helping him master the TV remote he has used for years, my son came to me and said, Give me the neurologist's name and number. I'll handle this.

And that may in the long run turn this into a very positive Christmas.

Posted by: Wenda at December 26, 2021 03:18 PM (tHGM4)

210 181 Today, my son tested negative but the damage is done and my wife is crushed. Just crushed.


oh gosh Huck that is TERRIBLE!

I have to say we were pretty normal this year and my family is VERY liberal! but all was groovy. I was surprised. AND had two relatives openly talking about (fairly serious) vaccine side effects! one had a leg injury (pretty bad cut) and in the hospital for a look see they noted a LOT of clotting. in the leg first then looked around and had clotting all over. she got a nice stay in the hospital for a while. I had had no idea! then other people piped up.

...interesting. I think TPTB were trying to avoid us all getting together over the holidays just in case this kind of tale got told!

Posted by: Anti-Mafia Italian Black Orchid at December 26, 2021 03:19 PM (j9HX3)

211 That MSNBC jerk needs to get laid.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at December 26, 2021 03:16 PM (HV27O)

Uhhh, NO!! The bastard's liable to reproduce! Aaaaaarrrggghh!!!

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 26, 2021 03:19 PM (Zvtjl)

212 How come nobody gets the old shit anymore? Why is it only omicron? Did the original covid disappear already?
Its like a friggin' fad.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 26, 2021 03:07 PM (axyOa)


Maybe a Northern thingy, with so many vaxxed (yes, they are the ones hardest hit with Omicrap).

Here is MS, 2 cases total of Omi last I looked. People here are still getting Delta, but at low case rates. And we are a low vax state.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 26, 2021 03:20 PM (F0YaR)

213 >That MSNBC jerk needs to get laid.

I volunteer Greta to do it. It would do them both good.

Posted by: all doubt removed at December 26, 2021 03:20 PM (S2eH9)

214 That MSNBC jerk needs to get laid.

*******

Bonin' the contrarian?

Posted by: Muldoon at December 26, 2021 03:21 PM (m45I2)

215 "Just to be clear COVID is not keeping me out of this game. The rules are," [BUF Bills WR Cole Beasley] wrote in a Tuesday post. "Vaxxed players are playing with Covid every week now because they don't test. One of my vaxxed teammates is in the hospital missing games. I'm sure he didn't get this same energy. Thank you for those who support. Everyone else, if you don't get what's happening then there is nothing anybody can do for you."

https://es.pn/3yZU8wJ

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 26, 2021 03:22 PM (Do5/p)

216 27 I mentioned last night in Its a Wonderful Life , Bert the cop shoots at George as he's running away. Police were allowed to do that back in the day if old movies are any indication. Stop or I'll shoot !...Bam Bam Bam.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 26, 2021 02:09 PM (DAevm)

My retired NYPD Dad had a story of a partner looking for a suspect on a bicycle in Central Park, the partner thinking he'd spotted him and letting loose with shots at some random bicyclist and the poor guy peddling away furiously! My dad told him of course he's peddling away - he don't know who's shooting at him or why....this is back in the 60s. No serious repercussions for discharging the gun without good cause....

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at December 26, 2021 03:22 PM (7SwmH)

217 Muldoon, how big is your brisket?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

*****

It's a flat, just under 6 lbs. (closely trimmed)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 26, 2021 03:11 PM (m45I2)

Then definitely look into adding beef tallow when you wrap it.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 26, 2021 03:23 PM (4I/2K)

218 It's a flat, just under 6 lbs. (closely trimmed)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 26, 2021 03:11 PM


Dude. Doctor. You won't be up all day with that one.

Get up at a reasonable hour (0700 is good.) Coat it with either CYM (cheap yellow mustard (or French's if that's what you have)) or 80:20 Worcester Sauce:Bourbon, then your rub of choice. Fire up the Traeger. When it's 250F, but the brisket on fat side down for 45 minutes or so, then turn and leave for another 45 min. Check internal temp; if >160F, foil with some apple juice, and put back on Traeger. Check internal temp every so often. If serving time is < 2hrs and you're not close to 205F or so internal, crank the Traeger temp to 305. When @205F, take off, wrap in a couple of towels, and put in a cooler to rest at least 30 min (60 to 120 is not excessive). Slice across the grain. (The advice to foil ~1/2 through is because it's closely trimmed.)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 26, 2021 03:23 PM (a3Q+t)

219 So, has anyone seen this?

The Social Security Administration has put out their schedule of when benefits will be paid in 2022.

People whose birthday is from the first tomthe 10th nofm the month will be paid on The second Wednesday. (Jan 12th). B-day 11- 20 paid on 3rd Wednesday (Jan 19). B- day 21 - 31 paid on 4th Wednesday (Jan 26).

Whole lotta people in for a big surprise next week. Bastids. Guess the old folks can just starve for three weeks and get hit with late payment fees.
Posted by: cfo mom at December 26, 2021 02:49 PM


No change from what it has been for years.

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 26, 2021 03:23 PM (bVYXr)

220 My son says covid vaccine is getting a bad rep among the college age kids he knows, because so many people know someone who had reaction issues. He himself has an acquaintance who needed open heart surgery after getting the jab, to correct some issue the vaccine caused. Can you imagine? Nineteen years old and had to have heart surgery?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 26, 2021 03:24 PM (rxDDN)

221 >>> 125 No, I'm not!

I'm feeling better!
Posted by: Don't Put The Pope On The Cart! at December 26, 2021 02:49 PM (I2/tG)

You're not fooling anyone.

Posted by: Yes, DO put Fake Pope Frankie on the Cart at December 26, 2021 03:24 PM (llON8)

222 220 My son says covid vaccine is getting a bad rep among the college age kids he knows, because so many people know someone who had reaction issues. He himself has an acquaintance who needed open heart surgery after getting the jab, to correct some issue the vaccine caused. Can you imagine? Nineteen years old and had to have heart surgery?


yeah huck it's nuts. we just got told my eldest will now need the booster to return in spring. that is just wrong! very very upset.

Posted by: Anti-Mafia Italian Black Orchid at December 26, 2021 03:25 PM (j9HX3)

223 Here is MS, 2 cases total of Omi last I looked. People here are still getting Delta, but at low case rates. And we are a low vax state.

Having natural immunity from being infected protects you against Omicron. Being vaccinated does not.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 26, 2021 03:25 PM (I2/tG)

224 you're not close to 205F or so internal, crank the Traeger temp to 305 350F.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 26, 2021 03:26 PM (a3Q+t)

225 Police were allowed to do that back in the day if old movies are any indication. Stop or I'll shoot !...Bam Bam Bam.
Posted by: Just a side note

If you want a real hoot, look at Dragnet episodes from the 50's and see what Joe Friday was allowed to do during questioning and investigations. What a scream!
Posted by: Tonypete

Watch L.A. Confidential......

Posted by: JT at December 26, 2021 03:26 PM (arJlL)

226 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 26, 2021 03:26 PM (arJlL)

227 That MSNBC jerk needs to get laid.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at December 26, 2021 03:16 PM (HV27O)


Well don't look at me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 26, 2021 03:27 PM (Irn0L)

228 I've never heard of a Traeger grill before. Looks interesting

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 26, 2021 03:29 PM (rxDDN)

229 Wow, I actually found a USA made throw rug. Reasonable price too.

Needed one for the entry from the garage to the family room. 41.00 shipped for a 2x6.

Posted by: Infidel at December 26, 2021 03:29 PM (qpolg)

230 @225 Police were allowed to do that back in the day if old movies are any indication. Stop or I'll shoot !...Bam Bam Bam.
Posted by: Just a side note

If you want a real hoot, look at Dragnet episodes from the 50's and see what Joe Friday was allowed to do during questioning and investigations. What a scream!
Posted by: Tonypete

Watch L.A. Confidential......
Posted by: JT

----

The Dragnet movie from the '80s, with Dan Akroyd and Tom Hanks. Just make sure your partner takes his time getting more coffee.

Posted by: junior at December 26, 2021 03:30 PM (PTw5h)

231 So sorry for folks who had Christmas expectations dashed. The FNM should be pilloried for making people so paranoid.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 26, 2021 03:31 PM (3cGpq)

232 yeah huck it's nuts. we just got told my eldest will now need the booster to return in spring. that is just wrong! very very upset.
Posted by: Anti-Mafia Italian Black Orchid at December 26, 2021 03:25 PM (j9HX3)

The mandates will not end, until enough people have the courage, to say 'no'.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2021 03:31 PM (oHd/0)

233 [184 How come nobody gets the old shit anymore? Why is it only omicron? Did the original covid disappear already?
Its like a friggin' fad.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 26, 2021 03:07 PM (axyOa)


Yes, the "original" COVID is pretty much gone. As are the Alpha and Beta and most of the rest of the Greek alphabet mutations.

Which is why the "vaccines" aren't working - they weren't formulated for any of those strains. This virus is doing what ALL viruses do - mutating to keep going until the entire population has been exposed, then disappearing when there are no more hosts to infect.

SARS-COVID-1 did the same thing; hung around for 2 years, then went away for good.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at December 26, 2021 03:32 PM (HV27O)

234 yeah huck it's nuts. we just got told my eldest will now need the booster to return in spring. that is just wrong! very very upset.
Posted by: Anti-Mafia Italian Black Orchid at December 26, 2021 03:25 PM (j9HX3)

The mandates will not end, until enough people have the courage, to say 'no'.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2021 03:31 PM (oHd/0)
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But in the meantime, kids feel enormous pressure to cave

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 26, 2021 03:34 PM (rxDDN)

235 SARS-COVID-1 did the same thing; hung around for 2 years, then went away for good.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at December 26, 2021 03:32 PM (HV27O)

Just like about every other 'Pandemic' caused by a virus.

Almost like, there is some.... plan.

We've been tested, and shown that most lack Faith... and that our Government and Media have such a level of Hubris, as to make them think they are God.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2021 03:35 PM (oHd/0)

236 Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 26, 2021 03:23 PM (a3Q+t)

*****

I've always done a smoke phase at 160 for about 3 hours, but it seems like that's just to allow for a good smoke ring. I then kick the heat up to 225 or so and follow the same procedure as you outlined, foiling with apple juice after it gets through the plateau). I guess that initial low temp phase is not really necessary then. Plus, I usually wake up at 5 a.m. anyway, so you are probably right and I can get ''er done same day. Seven hours to noon, then serve ~1:00 pm.

Plus, if it does happen to take longer and she and the boys have to hit the road, more for me!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 26, 2021 03:35 PM (m45I2)

237 234 yeah huck it's nuts. we just got told my eldest will now need the booster to return in spring. that is just wrong! very very upset.
Posted by: Anti-Mafia Italian Black Orchid at December 26, 2021 03:25 PM (j9HX3)

The mandates will not end, until enough people have the courage, to say 'no'.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2021 03:31 PM (oHd/0)

But in the meantime, kids feel enormous pressure to cave
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 26, 2021 03:34 PM (rxDDN)

Understand that... WE, the older generations, who should have known better, are at fault. How can we expect our children to have courage, when so many of us, have shown the opposite?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2021 03:36 PM (oHd/0)

238 https://alexberenson.substack.com/ a ny times editor has died of a heart attack 2 days after getting Fake Vax
https://tinyurl.com/2p9hehzt

Whatever, just keep hiding the problem and it will go away.

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2021 03:36 PM (2JoB8)

239 206 That MSNBC jerk needs to get laid.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at December 26, 2021 03:16 PM (HV27O)

As do many of us....

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at December 26, 2021 03:37 PM (7SwmH)

240

219 So, has anyone seen this?

The Social Security Administration has put out their schedule of when benefits will be paid in 2022.

People whose birthday is from the first tomthe 10th nofm the month will be paid on The second Wednesday. (Jan 12th). B-day 11- 20 paid on 3rd Wednesday (Jan 19). B- day 21 - 31 paid on 4th Wednesday (Jan 26).

Whole lotta people in for a big surprise next week. Bastids. Guess the old folks can just starve for three weeks and get hit with late payment fees.
Posted by: cfo mom at December 26, 2021 02:49 PM

This is how it's always been done. They put out the schedule in December. It only changes because of the calendar. Shouldn't be a surprise to anyone.

Posted by: megthered at December 26, 2021 03:37 PM (sfWd9)

241 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at December 26, 2021 03:32 PM (HV27O)

Seems it takes between 1-2 years for a pandemic to end. The Spanish Flu is also known as The Influenza pandemic of 1918 -19.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 26, 2021 03:37 PM (DAevm)

242 Holy moly, looks like I got home just in time from the grocery store. Started snowing again and it's blowing sideways.

Posted by: Infidel at December 26, 2021 03:37 PM (qpolg)

243 The mandates will not end, until enough people have the courage, to say 'no'.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2021 03:31 PM

Easier said than done, at least when it comes to the mandates for employment or college attendance.

But when it comes to things like attending an entertainment event (eating out, concert, sports game) or flying anywhere, everyone should be ending those activities. But since no one did that for masks, shows that the majority of people in this country refuse to do the small things to prevent tyranny. Sad.

Equally sad that we're seeing massive demonstrations and protests in nations all over the world... except the USA. The most anyone will do is say "Let's Go Brandon", while continuing to fly, attend sports games, send their kids to school masked all day, etc.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 26, 2021 03:37 PM (Do5/p)

244 Dave Barry's year in review is out and he says 2021 was better than 2020 is like saying someone is marginally nicer than Hitler. Yeah, nicer, but still close to being Hitler.

Unfortunately, he is rabid anti-Trumpist and that dominates his review of January.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 26, 2021 03:38 PM (rxDDN)

245 https://alexberenson.substack.com/ a ny times editor has died of a heart attack 2 days after getting Fake Vax
https://tinyurl.com/2p9hehzt

Whatever, just keep hiding the problem and it will go away.
Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2021 03:36 PM (2JoB

That's a terrible thing to say.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 26, 2021 03:39 PM (4I/2K)

246 C! Everyone must recognize my misery or I'm unhappy. Even if you're not religious, there are other reasons for the season.

Posted by: Mean Tweets at December 26, 2021 03:40 PM (BOJAx)

247 https://alexberenson.substack.com/ a ny times editor has died of a heart attack 2 days after getting Fake Vax

https://tinyurl.com/2p9hehzt


Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2021 03:36 PM

That's a shame.

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at December 26, 2021 03:40 PM (Do5/p)

248 211 That MSNBC jerk needs to get laid.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at December 26, 2021 03:16 PM (HV27O)

Uhhh, NO!! The bastard's liable to reproduce! Aaaaaarrrggghh!!!
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 26, 2021 03:19 PM (Zvtjl)


I don't think he has sex with anyone who possesses a uterus, so no worries....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at December 26, 2021 03:41 PM (HV27O)

249 Equally sad that we're seeing massive demonstrations and protests in nations all over the world... except the USA. The most anyone will do is say "Let's Go Brandon", while continuing to fly, attend sports games, send their kids to school masked all day, etc.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 26, 2021 03:37 PM (Do5/p)

Jan 6 response has had the exact result the Deep State and Dems wanted. The Right is now AFRAID to protest.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2021 03:41 PM (oHd/0)

250 And weather alert on the ph. Delay travel.

Posted by: Infidel at December 26, 2021 03:42 PM (qpolg)

251 Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 26, 2021 03:37 PM (Do5/p)

Well I think it's because there is a difference in Covid freedom between Red and Blue states. Of course the blue state libtards will go along with whatever the liberal government orders.


Posted by: Just a side note at December 26, 2021 03:42 PM (DAevm)

252 I don't think he has sex with anyone who possesses a uterus, so no worries....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at December 26, 2021 03:41 PM (HV27O)
===============
You are referring to a "birthing person"?

Posted by: Virtue signaling with the best of them! at December 26, 2021 03:43 PM (rxDDN)

253 Seems it takes between 1-2 years for a pandemic to end. The Spanish Flu is also known as The Influenza pandemic of 1918 -19.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 26, 2021 03:37 PM


Most likely the "Spanish flu" would have had a shorter life span but we were busy sending millions of soldiers all over the World at the time spreading it to places that would have never seen it.

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 26, 2021 03:43 PM (bVYXr)

254 Had as good a Christmas as possible, considering today is the first anniversary of the day I found my husband dead in the bathroom.

I made it through most of yesterday okay, until dinner and the toasts, then I came apart and started crying on my brother-in-law's shoulder (he was closest). I'd planned to go to a prayer service with them, but wasn't sure I was stable enough, so I got John to bring me home instead, got drunk, and slept till almost 9 AM today (I usually get up between 6 and 7).

They got my gifts and leftovers to me about an hour ago, so I guess things are fairly normal, or as much as possible. Probably not really so until after New Year's, but I'll power through. Sometimes nothing else you can do.

Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at December 26, 2021 03:44 PM (JJatH)

255 Hayes Brown is mentally ill.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 26, 2021 02:02 PM (eGTCV)

Hayes needs to add an X to his name in order up his grift game.

*off to twitter

Posted by: golfman at December 26, 2021 03:44 PM (hOMhY)

256 Near zero visibility. Glad I'm home in front of the fire.

Posted by: Infidel at December 26, 2021 03:44 PM (qpolg)

257 Jan 6 response has had the exact result the Deep State and Dems wanted. The Right is now AFRAID to protest.

It seems to have been quite effective. Protest =insurrection = killing grandma.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 26, 2021 03:45 PM (Xrfse)

258 Getting quite frustrated at out medical establishment pretending a major problem isn't happening and forcing people to do what that medical problem is. Just keep making people get the Fake Vax and it will stop causing heart and blood problems. They are purposely killing people.

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2021 03:45 PM (2JoB8)

259 There was a young lass named Miss Pitts
Her dinners were always big hits.
She was no faker
When she fired up the traeger
And she'd ask how big is your brisket?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 26, 2021 03:46 PM (axyOa)

260 Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at December 26, 2021 03:44 PM (JJatH)

Condolences. You are stronger than you know.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 26, 2021 03:46 PM (4I/2K)

261 Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1

So sorry {{{Ann,}}} I will pray that you have peace.

Posted by: Infidel at December 26, 2021 03:47 PM (qpolg)

262 258 Getting quite frustrated at out medical establishment pretending a major problem isn't happening
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Think there's a hidden hand pressing them?

Posted by: Braenyard at December 26, 2021 03:47 PM (CLkaN)

263 Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at December 26, 2021 03:44 PM (JJatH)
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Goodness. May you have peace. Prayers up for you.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 26, 2021 03:49 PM (rxDDN)

264 Today, my son tested negative but the damage is done and my wife is crushed. Just crushed.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 26, 2021 03:04 PM

Maybe the siblings can work it out. If he hasn't already, your son should call his sister, inform her of the negative test, and have it out with her for not believing him about having had Covid recently.

My SIL comes from a low-trust, high-drama family. Driving all the way to an event and then heading home in a huff sounds like her sisters' MO.

Posted by: NaughtyPine - Ruler of All I Behold During Quarantine!!! at December 26, 2021 03:50 PM (/+bwe)

265 Somehow Dr Peter McCullough said very early the collective decided they were going to Vax their way out of a zombie apocalypse and all other remedies and treatments were dismissed totally. They are still 2 years into this trying to Vax their way out.

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2021 03:51 PM (2JoB8)

266 Jan 6 response has had the exact result the Deep State and Dems wanted. The Right is now AFRAID to protest.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2021 03:41 PM

Exactly correct. Not to mention the stories coming out about the Capitol police murdering protesters with no consequences (Ashli Babbit as well as the elderly woman beaten (I think to death?). It is now well known that if any conservative dares to protest, their livelihood or their lives can be taken away with no repercurssions for those doing the taking.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 26, 2021 03:51 PM (Do5/p)

267 Jan 6, breaking into Congress was a Deep State op designed to break the back of any overt demonstration.

We will kill you.
Will put you into dungeons and
give you no legal recourse.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 26, 2021 03:51 PM (CLkaN)

268 Unvaxed buddy in good shape had blood clots in his lungs from covid and would randomly hit the floor passed out. 2 trips to the ICU. Vaxed wife had a cold.

Posted by: dartist at December 26, 2021 03:53 PM (+ya+t)

269 Oh, Ann, I can't even imagine. Prayers up.

Posted by: Wenda at December 26, 2021 03:53 PM (tHGM4)

270 Ann Wilson, I am so sorry. What a horrible experience. May God give you the strength and peace to endure.

Posted by: cfo mom at December 26, 2021 03:54 PM (Q8bDL)

271 Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at December 26, 2021 03:44

Prayers up.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 26, 2021 03:54 PM (Xrfse)

272 I am happy to report that everything went well at our Christmas. We had the vaxxed the unvaxxed and the boostered.
Nobody cared we just wanted to all be together.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 26, 2021 03:54 PM (NpAcC)

273 Can't wait to see in a couple weeks the sobbing and tears how "democracy almost died" and what they plan to do so it will never happen again.

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2021 03:55 PM (2JoB8)

274 Is this real? It is RT

https://www.rt.com/news/544428-tweet-thought-brain-implant/

Speaking of problems. I don't know whether to cheer to be afraid.

Posted by: Fool Otto at December 26, 2021 03:56 PM (DB16e)

275 Sending prayers, Ann Wilson.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 26, 2021 03:57 PM (NpAcC)

276 (((HUGS))) Ann.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 26, 2021 03:57 PM (3cGpq)

277 184 How come nobody gets the old shit anymore? Why is it only omicron? Did the original covid disappear already?
Its like a friggin' fad.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 26, 2021 03:07 PM (axyOa)


I have the Zeta Tau variant. You've probably never heard of it.

Posted by: Annoying hipster with the china virus at December 26, 2021 03:58 PM (F6Xpw)

278 Vaxed wife had a cold.

Sorry about your buddy but I don't think I'll be running out tomorrow for my jab based on that.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 26, 2021 03:58 PM (Xrfse)

279 How come nobody gets the old shit anymore? Why is it only omicron? Did the original covid disappear already?
Its like a friggin' fad.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 26, 2021 03:07 PM (axyOa)

I have the Zeta Tau variant. You've probably never heard of it.
Posted by: Annoying hipster with the china virus at December 26, 2021 03:58 PM (F6Xpw)

It's Canadian?

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 26, 2021 03:59 PM (4I/2K)

280 Afternoon, morons

(Sipping Komes, a Polish Baltic Porter. It's got a bit of a kick)

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 26, 2021 04:00 PM (sAmhv)

281 May his memory be a blessing.

Have you met Rosasharn? She is also a grieving ette.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2021 04:01 PM (EZebt)

282 I am so depressed. I just got a job in Boise, ID. The salary is not bad but I cannot afford the housing here. It is insane. A MOBILE HOME is $300!! A plot of land under 1/4 acre is $200K. Rents are insane, too. A studio goes for over $1500. WTF, people!?!

Between the idiots moving here from California and paying cash, and the selfish bas**rds buying houses to rent out on AirBnB, and the fact that all the developers build NOTHING but EXPENSIVE houses, there is no stock. There is a s**t ton of the older small houses FOR RENT ON AIRBNB! So, the older, small houses are not available for purchase.

I just spent my Sunday looking at properties. I gave up on the real estate sites & looked at properties on AirBnB, cross references them on the Tax Assessors site (which took some work to find on Google maps) and it's crazy.

No one gives a rat's a$$ any more about anyone BUT THEMSELVES. It's all about ME, ME, ME. Screw whatever impact my SELFISNESS has on ANYONE ELSE. As long as *I* can rent out this house, and that house, and the other house on AirBnB... screw anyone else. As long as *I* get the house *I* want, screw anyone else.

I f***ing hate you a$$h***s.

Posted by: Lee Also at December 26, 2021 04:01 PM (jLZB3)

283 Sorry about your buddy but I don't think I'll be running out tomorrow for my jab based on that.
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Wasn't meant as advice. Could care less what you do.

Posted by: dartist at December 26, 2021 04:01 PM (+ya+t)

284 Anyone with half a brain saw that the Left and Trump haters were going to use Jan 6th as a trap. Another time Trump's advisors let him down . And I say advisors because Trump has a big blind spot to see himself.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 26, 2021 04:01 PM (DAevm)

285 Well I think it's because there is a difference in Covid freedom between Red and Blue states. Of course the blue state libtards will go along with whatever the liberal government orders.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 26, 2021 03:42 PM

Right, except for things like air travel. Protocols there are independent of red-blue states.

Not to mention, red states aren't red forever. Illinois used to be a red state (1976-2001). California used to be a red state ('66-'74 ; '82-'98 ; '03'-'10). Look at them today.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 26, 2021 04:02 PM (Do5/p)

286 29 MSNBC columnist calls for end of NORAD Santa tracker 'out of concern for Santa's safety' from US military

That is a special kind of stupid. Beyond short bus.
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I think it's even beyond a pedal car.

Posted by: Ciampino at December 26, 2021 04:02 PM (qfLjt)

287 Thanks for the prayers, folks. I think you can understand why I didn't want to mention this *before* Christmas.

Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at December 26, 2021 04:02 PM (JJatH)

288 Get cleaned up, Supper time upstairs
FOOD NOOD

Posted by: Skip guy who says NOOD at December 26, 2021 04:03 PM (2JoB8)

289 Ann, my condolences.

Posted by: NaughtyPine - Ruler of All I Behold During Quarantine!!! at December 26, 2021 04:03 PM (/+bwe)

290 Posted by: Lee Also at December 26, 2021 04:01 PM (jLZB3)

Lee...don't hold it in....just let it out, buddy...

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at December 26, 2021 04:04 PM (7SwmH)

291 Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 26, 2021 04:02 PM (Do5/p)

Don't disagree about air travel but in regard to protests , put those blue state Covid restrictions on Red states now and you will see the push back.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 26, 2021 04:05 PM (DAevm)

292 I spent 4 hrs with my favorite Federal employee and his perfectly perfect wife this Christmas. 4 years away...
13 yrs in, 12 years married. Just wow.

Posted by: patvann at December 26, 2021 04:05 PM (e7dVY)

293 Ann Wilson...don't know what to say....wishing you peace and healing...and strength to go on.

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at December 26, 2021 04:06 PM (7SwmH)

294 Anyone with half a brain saw that the Left and Trump haters were going to use Jan 6th as a trap. Another time Trump's advisors let him down . And I say advisors because Trump has a big blind spot to see himself.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 26, 2021 04:01 PM

It didn't help that they called it the "Stop the Steal" rally. I knew by Dec 11, 2020 when the SCOTUS rejected the Texas lawsuit that all was lost. But Trump kept pushing some ridiculous hope that the election could be overturned. He's the one that pushed for people to go to the rally. Anyone paying attention should have known that the rally was going to be nothing more than a going away party for Trump. But he setup the fund to donate to "stop the steal" (anyone have any idea where all that money went?), he encouraged the rally, etc. For all the good he did during his time as President prior to March 2020, from the beginning of the Plandemic through to the end, he make mistake after mistake that left the country in ruins.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 26, 2021 04:06 PM (Do5/p)

295 252 I don't think he has sex with anyone who possesses a uterus, so no worries....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at December 26, 2021 03:41 PM (HV27O)
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You are referring to a "birthing person"?
Posted by: Virtue signaling with the best of them! at December 26, 2021 03:43 PM (rxDDN)


***reports to nearest reeducation camp***

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at December 26, 2021 04:06 PM (HV27O)

296 Don't disagree about air travel but in regard to protests , put those blue state Covid restrictions on Red states now and you will see the push back.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 26, 2021 04:05 PM

I hope you're right. I'll believe it when I see it.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 26, 2021 04:07 PM (Do5/p)

297 Infidel...what part of the country are you in? Driving home from Christmas with the in-laws last night in driving rain was stressful enough for us So Californians.

Stay safe and warm.

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at December 26, 2021 04:07 PM (7SwmH)

298 I f***ing hate you a$$h***s.
Posted by: Lee Also at December 26, 2021 04:01 PM

If you're single or a married couple, ask around with your co-workers and see if anyone has a boarding room or "mother-in-law" apartment for rent. I was in the same position you are when I moved into the Detroit area many moons ago.

Posted by: NaughtyPine - Ruler of All I Behold During Quarantine!!! at December 26, 2021 04:09 PM (/+bwe)

299 Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 26, 2021 04:06 PM (Do5/p)

Sadly I have to agree 100%.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 26, 2021 04:09 PM (DAevm)

300 34 If you want a real hoot, look at Dragnet episodes from the 50's and see what Joe Friday was allowed to do during questioning and investigations. What a scream!
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The mention of Dragnet reminded me of this Jack Webb skit with Johnny Carson:

https://youtu.be/jgYbogp1Ha0

Posted by: Ciampino at December 26, 2021 04:10 PM (qfLjt)

301 To get into the club, you had to show proof of vaccination or negative Covid test.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 26, 2021 03:11 PM (I2/tG)


It is time to start asking where these people are getting their faked vaccination cards. I suspect someone at OHA or OR-OSHA

[/snark]

Posted by: Kindltot at December 26, 2021 04:12 PM (ZMraq)

302 43 Unfortunately they're now in charge.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2021 02:06 PM (/U27+)
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I had coffee at a cafe this morning and watched people walk by on the sidewalk. I counted fewer than 10 people were unmasked.
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Possibly to keep the fecal vapors, emanating from said sidewalk, out of the nose?

Posted by: Ciampino at December 26, 2021 04:14 PM (qfLjt)

303 Posted by: Lee Also at December 26, 2021 04:01 PM (jLZB3)

If those Airbnb are in some townhome communities, turn them in as most associations don't allow.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 26, 2021 04:17 PM (DAevm)

304 48 If I were French, I would say "Au diable les Hayes Brown." If I were French.
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You didn't translate Brown into French. Let me do it for you - 'merde'.

Posted by: Ciampino at December 26, 2021 04:17 PM (qfLjt)

305 70 burn a blunt after you eat and you'll be hungry in half an hour.
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Reminded me of the Chinese-German restaurant: the cuisine is great but an hour later you're hungry for power.

Posted by: Ciampino at December 26, 2021 04:23 PM (qfLjt)

306 I had coffee at a cafe this morning and watched people walk by on the sidewalk. I counted fewer than 10 people were unmasked.
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Possibly to keep the fecal vapors, emanating from said sidewalk, out of the nose?
Posted by: Ciampino at December 26, 2021 04:14 PM


I saw a 'headline' somewhere last night that said San Francisco is now requiring full Covid vaccination in order to defecate on the sidewalk.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 26, 2021 04:24 PM (a3Q+t)

307 268 Unvaxed buddy in good shape had blood clots in his lungs from covid and would randomly hit the floor passed out. 2 trips to the ICU. Vaxed wife had a cold.
Posted by: dartist at December 26, 2021 03:53 PM (+ya+t)

Your friend is in the minority. Most of the people dropping from blood clots are jabbed. The jabbed seem to react worse from covid.

Posted by: megthered at December 26, 2021 04:32 PM (sfWd9)

308 137 I don't have a soup video device.
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There's probably an app for that.

Posted by: Ciampino at December 26, 2021 04:46 PM (qfLjt)

309 Confession: I am genetically chronically tardy, always have been(my father was/is famous for it, so much so that for engraved invitations to major events his friends would have one made just for him that listed the time 1/2-1hour early)
Hence: I have missed the opening minutes to nearly every show/movie.
This year at the age of sixty-mumblemumble...I finally saw the opening minutes of "It's a Wonderful Life", until now I knew nothing about the fall through the ice or the mistake with the poison...except that it was referred to later in the show, certainly didn't know about the two girls history with George from the soda stand.
I am truly chagrined to have to admit that though I have "seen the movie" at least 75times, I had been late to EVERY prior viewing. Even moreso to recognize it is the same with hundreds of other films(unless I rented them on tape, or happened to be watching the end of something else before that particular show came on late night tv.)

Posted by: birddog at December 26, 2021 04:58 PM (uAI4S)

310

Posted by: Braenyard at December 26, 2021 05:03 PM (CLkaN)

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