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The Morning Rant

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LETING THEIR FREAK FLAGS FLY

I hope none of us are shocked or surprised by this:


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Every time I see something like this, I have to fight the temptation to think that such borderline violent hatred is something new, a recent, abnormal development. I have to remind myself that the only part that's different is that they're now saying it out loud. These sentiments used to come out occasionally, but now, in the era of social media, it has become quite common. For example:


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Later on, Bette "apologized", but for what, exactly? Does she really believe she was wrong or is it because she regrets that she got a lot of blowback? The point is, swells like Midler and Navarro have always felt this way about the residents of flyover country, whom they consider beneath them (swidt?). But, in the past, they may have felt bad, or at least mildly self-conscious, blurting such sentiments out for all to hear. The thought that they might come off as boorish or ill-mannered acted as a restraining factor. Not always, but it did lessen the frequency of such outbursts.

Only now it's different. Because now there's a reason for venting their hatred. And the best part is that it's one that makes them feel good, and altruistic, and altogether righteous in themselves. They think they're glowing with virtue. They can voice their withering contempt for the plebes and still feel good about themselves. And that reason under which they excuse their obnoxious behavior is 'public health'. By not letting those dirty, unvaccinated people into her house, vaccinated Navarro basks in her virtue. And why not? She believes those people pose a threat to her health, and are selfish, and mean, so it's now OK to banish them from her presence. It's now OK to simply write off millions of Americans as being unworthy to participate in national life. As I said, they've always believed this, but now they feel safe about not only saying so openly, and also implementing such rules and regulations so as to enforce their preferences. Instead of feeling reluctant or hesitant or regretful about what they're doing, they feel happy and warm inside, like they're doing a good deed.

Never mind that their desire for medical apartheid is based on a foundation of gaslighting, superstition, and out-and-out lies about immunology and virology. You could try explaining it to them, but it wouldn't work. They're not open to changing their minds about any of it, because it has given them so much of what they want, and reinforced so much of what they believe to be true about themselves -- and us. Self-righteousness is a hard addiction to give up. I've heard voices in the clown world of social media express their wish that the unvaxed be (a) forced to stay home, (b) denied medical care out of spite, (c) relocated to remote regions, or (d) taken out and shot. Because while there is a natural restraint on evil, when you think you're doing something that's good and right and proper, there are practically no limits on the harm you might inflict on others.



The Tolerant, Compassionate Left:

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How They View Us:

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These People Have Lost Their Minds, Part I:

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"But It's OK When We Do It"

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Now Here's A Mask Mandate I Can Support:

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These People Have Lost Their Minds, Part II:

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These People Have Lost Their Minds, Part III:

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AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List


Prayer Requests:

10/17 – Pollywog the ‘Ette passes along a prayer request for Brother Tim, who was admitted to the hospital Sunday for kidney stones and UTI. He needs both full healing, since this isn’t the first time he’s had these problems, and financial blessings. Prayer that he be able to have rest and peace, not something hospitals are known for, would be helpful as well.
11/16 Update – Brother Tim is healing, but still needs prayers for his job situation.

10/22 - Pookysgirl asks for prayers for Pooky, as he is going in for extensive neuropsychological testing for 4-8 hours on Oct 27, so he could really use prayers today. He’s had issues with similar testing in the past, so prayers for calming and peace would be appreciated.
11/29 update – The results were not what they were hoping for. Pooky did not get any specific diagnoses but got put into 4 different “unspecified” categories. He sees his therapist and his med manager within the next month, and hopefully they can help them understand the diagnoses and any medication changes. This news has been very difficult to handle.
12/14 Update – Yesterday morning, Pooky’s mental health team had a conference call and decided that Pooky needed to be evaluated immediately. Pookysgirl took Pooky to the local VA (1.5 hours away) and he was admitted to the psych ward. He will probably be out by Christmas. Please pray that they get all the logistics figured out and this his meds can be properly adjusted.
12/20 Update – Pooky came home Friday (12/17). His med adjustments seem to be working well.

11/4 – Tonypete asks for prayers for his dear friend Beth’s daughter Dominique who is 36 years old and has been diagnosed with Stage IV colon cancer. It has already spread to her liver and appears to be very aggressive. Please pray for a remission and for her doctors’ skill. Failing that, prayers for a Holy Death.
12/17 Update – Dominique passed away today. May her memory be eternal.

11/5 – Eeyore mood has an update:
I wrote you a couple of times about my friend's 4 year old grandson who was killed by the child's mother's boyfriend. He got out on bail because he was only charged with Negligence Resulting in Death. The autopsy report has not been formally released. The results could bring an increase in charges. The man is due back in court for a preliminary hearing on Nov. 15th. I would ask for prayer that the man who killed my friend's grandson be charged for the crimes he committed and justice be done. Also that God's peace be for the child's father, siblings and grandmother so they know He cares for them. Understandably, they are still devastated by this tragedy. Compounding this is that the child's mother is still defending her son's killer, saying it was an accident. If you are on Facebook and want more information, you can go to the Justice for Brantley page or go to the justiceforbrantley.com Thank you for your assistance.
11/18 Update – The mother’s boyfriend is still out on bond. No new charges were added. The tentative trial date is June 22.

11/16 – Inspector’s best friend Tom was diagnosed with Covid last week. It’s been like a nasty flu, but he is recovering. Prayers for his continued recovery, that it not affect his job.

11/16 – Inspector’s co-worker Marie was diagnosed last week with uterine cancer. It was caught early, so they’re hopeful for the prognosis, but prayer for healing, and strength for her and her family would be very appreciated.

12/20 – Bluebell requested prayers for Tami’s family (husband, daughter, son and his wife and their baby boy) at the death of Tami (from natural causes).


For Healing:

11/3 – MammaBonita is asking for prayers for her father who is 84 and having kidney failure.
12/8 Update – It looks like her father will be starting on dialysis soon, hopefully the kind that he and his wife can manage at home.

11/9 – Weak Geek asks for prayers for his father, who is recovering from surgery. He is out of intensive care but drops into bouts of defeatism. Also prayers for WG’s sister, who is on site and therefore shoulders the brunt of this burden.
12/14 Update – Weak Geek asks for continued prayers for his father, who is still recovering from intestinal surgery. He’s in a nursing home now. Your prayers are working; he beat back pneumonia. This will be his first Christmas without his wife. Prayers for comfort will also be appreciated.

11/24 – commissar of Plenty and Lysenko gender fluid requests prayers for healing and no surgery required (20% odds) for a medical problem he is experiencing.

11/28 - Ladyl asks for complete healing for Hattie, a 3 year old who is undergoing multiple complex surgeries for a congenital skin condition. Brad, a middle-aged man diagnosed with colon cancer who may end up with a colostomy bag needs prayers as well, that his physicians find the best possible solution and cure his condition. And DR, a 65 year old man who also requested prayers for an undisclosed situation.

11/28 – JerseyDevilRider requests prayer for his son’s best friend, Ben (age 24), who has been hospitalized and diagnosed with Hodgkin’s lymphoma. They think the Crohn’s disease treatment he received caused the problem. It causes this issue in 1% of those who use that treatment. He has been started on chemo.
12/15 Update – Ben came home last week. He is still very weak and thin, but doing better. He is still on chemo but at least his month long hospital stay is over. Please continue to keep him in your prayers.

12/8 – Mammabonita asks for prayers. She just had a lesion removed from her ear that might be melanoma and she has to go back for further surgery.

12/8 – CC requests prayers for his friend, Dave (the best friend a man could ever have) and Dave’s wife Michelle. Pray for remission. Pray for strength. Pray for Michelle’s heart so she can bear this burden as his caretaker.

12/16 – Probably Not Tacitus requests prayers for his dad who tested positive for Covid. The family is quarantining, as well as the young college student who rents a room from them. They have obtained prescriptions for HCQ and Ivermectin, and they may be able to get monoclonal antibodies too. But they would appreciate your prayers for healing.

For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact Annie's Stew, who is managing the prayer list. You can contact her at apaslo at-sign hotmail dot com

If you see a prayer request posted in a thread comment, feel free to copy and paste it and e-mail it to Annie's Stew. She tries to keep up with the requests in the threads, but she's not here all of the time, so she may not see it unless you e-mail it to her. Please note: Prayer requests are generally removed after five weeks or so unless we receive an update.

Romans 8:26-27
[26] In the same way, the Spirit helps us in our weakness. We do not know what we ought to pray for, but the Spirit himself intercedes for us through wordless groans. [27] And he who searches our hearts knows the mind of the Spirit, because the Spirit intercedes for God’s people in accordance with the will of God.



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For the 'Ettes:

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Monday Who Dis: Carlos Bernard had a recurring role in Fox TV's long-running drama 24 along with Elisha Cuthbert, who played Jack Bauer's daughter.



Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Winter Fruit Compote:

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Comments

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1 sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 22, 2021 11:14 AM (LvTSG)

2 First

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at December 22, 2021 11:14 AM (N1tpc)

3 First

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at December 22, 2021 11:14 AM (N1tpc)

4 I put first twice since I was second.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at December 22, 2021 11:14 AM (N1tpc)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 11:15 AM (Zz0t1)

6 She's Lizabeth Scott. Don't know him.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2021 11:15 AM (2JVJo)

7 hmm, who dis looks nice. seems familiar. might have to look a bit longer....

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 22, 2021 11:16 AM (8D42x)

8 These People Have Lost Their Minds, Part I:

=========

Translation:

"COVID wouldn't be a thing if we had socialized medicine like Great Brit...I mean Fran...Sweden?

Oh,...shit...Sweden?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 22, 2021 11:16 AM (LvTSG)

9 Well, Anna is an expert on stupid and selfish.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 22, 2021 11:16 AM (o2MD2)

10 Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Winter Fruit Compote

The stem on the pear slice made me think there was a whole banananana in there, and all the other fruit was freakishly large.

Posted by: mikeski at December 22, 2021 11:17 AM (P1f+c)

11 Hey Lars? Bring it, bitch.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2021 11:17 AM (Ez6QX)

12 Lars, you can try. Guaranteed it won't go like you want.

Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 22, 2021 11:17 AM (uXonU)

13 So apparently, two co-workers who were both vaxxed and boosted have contracted COVID.

I mean, this is just preposterous now.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 22, 2021 11:17 AM (JI7zT)

14 Gerbil-scented candles?

Posted by: 496 at December 22, 2021 11:17 AM (VJsqe)

15 Kinda looks like Lauren Bacall? And he is one who seems to be in everything but I can't think of his name.

Was I the only one who did not take the 'Millions ready to seize power!' bit the way the author intended?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 22, 2021 11:18 AM (csEWM)

16 14 Gerbil-scented candles?
Posted by: 496 at December 22, 2021 11:17 AM (VJsqe)

========

"Jesus Christ..."
-Mr. Slave

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 22, 2021 11:18 AM (LvTSG)

17 Elbows?
Damn!
Torpedos!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2021 11:18 AM (axyOa)

18 I tested positive for COVID this morning.
have had three Moderna vaccines. I don't
leave my house without a KN95 mask. I
don't eat in restaurants. My family has
been extremely cautious since March 12.
2020.
We got COVID for Christmas because of
poor public health policy.


No. You go covid you ignorant cunt, because the vaccines don't work.

Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 22, 2021 11:18 AM (uXonU)

19 The Tolerant, Compassionate Left:



and then they are baffled as to why we are armed as fuck.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 22, 2021 11:19 AM (yQpMk)

20 Whoa

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 22, 2021 11:19 AM (Do5/p)

21 Dude looks like Gary Cooper a bit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 22, 2021 11:19 AM (/EuRN)

22 How about a candle that says, "If you're as morbidly obese as Ana Navarro, stay the Fuck away from my buffet"?

Posted by: Dagwood at December 22, 2021 11:19 AM (MNaS0)

23 Lars - the NYT says that 28% of young black New Yorkers are vaccinated. It will be a very bad look when you go round up the other 72%.

Posted by: 496 at December 22, 2021 11:19 AM (VJsqe)

24 Vaxed or not vaxed, there's no chance I'd be in that dude's house or anybody with those beliefs.

Posted by: Cosda at December 22, 2021 11:19 AM (1Scsq)

25 Who Dis is timeless. I couldn't tell from the first pic if she was a modern actress made up to look vintage or vice versa in subsequent pics.

Does anyone still say yowza? I'm willing to bring it back if we don't.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at December 22, 2021 11:19 AM (BoOUn)

26 You know, I read the hateful and violent shit these imbeciles write out in public and am grateful for their honesty. I shall feel no pangs of regret whilst pumping high velocity lead through their vital organs. Unlike them, I know how to do it, not just talk about it.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 22, 2021 11:19 AM (o2MD2)

27 The vax failed...sorry libs but viruses mutate.There will always be illness. Stop acting like " policy" can change this. Why let Pfizer make more money spreading lies?

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 22, 2021 11:20 AM (ONvIw)

28 12 Lars, you can try. Guaranteed it won't go like you want.

Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 22, 2021 11:17 AM (uXonU)


They always assume that the military will do anything they ask of them.

Of course, lately, I've been thinking they could be right.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 22, 2021 11:20 AM (zyAAP)

29 4 I put first twice since I was second.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at December 22, 2021 11:14 AM (N1tpc)


You know, this makes sense to me.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2021 11:20 AM (axyOa)

30 Heh.... isn't lighting candles in your home supposed to be a relaxing thing? The dementia really reaches its tentacles out to every facet of their empty little lives, doesn't it?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 22, 2021 11:20 AM (/EuRN)

31 Can't recall his name but he's Duke Wayne's prisoner in "The Comancheros".

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 22, 2021 11:20 AM (dfRN6)

32 What kind of vaccinated? AIDS?

Posted by: f'd at December 22, 2021 11:20 AM (Tnijr)

33 Lauren Bacall and Dean Martin.


Why not?!?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 11:20 AM (Zz0t1)

34 Stuart Whitman?

Posted by: BignJames at December 22, 2021 11:20 AM (AwYPR)

35 I can hear hearts breaking--Ana Navarro doesn't want to see you.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 22, 2021 11:21 AM (eGTCV)

36 6 She's Lizabeth Scott.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2021 11:15 AM (2JVJo)


You are correct, sir.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 22, 2021 11:21 AM (zyAAP)

37 Ana Navarro is a grossly overinflated football, personified.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 11:21 AM (Zz0t1)

38 Lizabeth Scott and some costar

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 22, 2021 11:21 AM (ONvIw)

39 I take these people at their word.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 22, 2021 11:21 AM (BFigT)

40 Is that a legitimate Newsweek story?
Surely they aren't that stupid?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2021 11:21 AM (axyOa)

41 34 Stuart Whitman?

Posted by: BignJames at December 22, 2021 11:20 AM (AwYPR)


Yes!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 22, 2021 11:21 AM (zyAAP)

42 In a strange way I'm grateful for people like Lars. He's pushing it forward, getting us closer. It's where we're headed whether we like it or not, so let's get it over with.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 22, 2021 11:21 AM (lNHqD)

43 Longest Day? Was he an aide to one of the generals? Or John Wayne (who was a Colonel, iirc.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 22, 2021 11:21 AM (csEWM)

44 Lars, you can try. Guaranteed it won't go like you want.
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 22, 2021 11:17 AM (uXonU)


Actually, it will.

Because Lars isn't going to come to your house himself. He will send the military to drag you out of your house, throw you at the feet of a "health hero," jam the gun into your face (or, better yet, the faces of your loved ones) and tell you to make a choice right now, asshole.

And before you say, "That will never happen," do any of you honestly believe the current military won't turn Einsatzgruppen in a NY minute if they are ordered to? Or that any single asshole in the GOP would do anything other than tweet SIC BURNZZ?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2021 11:21 AM (2JVJo)

45 That candle would pair well with a Fauci shrine.

Posted by: Count de Monet, PureBlood at December 22, 2021 11:21 AM (4I/2K)

46 Gerbil-scented candles?
Posted by: 496 at December 22, 2021 11:17 AM (VJsqe)


ARMAGEDDON!
https://youtu.be/cTrOb8zyrZk

Funny every damn time!

Posted by: Doof at December 22, 2021 11:21 AM (mZUr4)

47 I make a point to cough violently whenever I pass by a karen wearing a mask in a Walmart aisle.

That's better entertainment than 99% of hollywood movies these days

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at December 22, 2021 11:22 AM (EU4kF)

48 tag for photo 3 of who dis should be

"you'll poke your eye out"...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 22, 2021 11:22 AM (8D42x)

49 don't know who the lady is, but the dude played "monsieur you are a lulu" in one of the John Wayne flicks, The Comancheros, I think.

Posted by: BifBewalski (IJES/) - at December 22, 2021 11:22 AM (IJES/)

50 39 and their words show their evil and malintent.

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 22, 2021 11:22 AM (ONvIw)

51 All this over a "virus" you have to be tested for, to find out if you've got it.

Posted by: BignJames at December 22, 2021 11:22 AM (AwYPR)

52 For the record, I have no desire to hold Ana Navarro hostage. Or even be around her. She is free to go.

Posted by: Ripley at December 22, 2021 11:22 AM (MxEKc)

53 How does Chely Wright feel about the big super-spreader event that's still scheduled to take place next Friday in NYC?

She might want to find a safe space in another timezone for a few days.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at December 22, 2021 11:22 AM (TNyrE)

54 I put first twice since I was second.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at December 22, 2021 11:14 AM (N1tpc)



Usually, Pixy doesn't let you post the same thing twice.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 11:22 AM (Zz0t1)

55 She's Lizabeth Scott. Don't know him.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Stuart Whitman aka Monsoor Paul Regret.

Posted by: JT at December 22, 2021 11:22 AM (arJlL)

56 Madagascar says an Air Force mechanic swam for 12 hours to safety after a helicopter crashed in the Indian Ocean.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 22, 2021 11:22 AM (UHVv4)

57 The vaccinated being angry at the unvaccinated is seriously the most hilarious thing of all.

If the vax works, it'd be like finding out a concert you wanted to attend was sold out and then being angry at people who never bought tickets.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at December 22, 2021 11:23 AM (BoOUn)

58 Wait until Darien Wilson finds out she got COVID because her husband went for a walk...to his mistress's house.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2021 11:23 AM (ESjRY)

59 Pretty lady has something wonky going on with her right eye. Is it glass? No idea who dis is.

Posted by: Rosasharn at December 22, 2021 11:23 AM (yEBFM)

60
She's Lizabeth Scott. Don't know him.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing


Stuart Whitman

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 22, 2021 11:23 AM (63Dwl)

61 Ana Navarro is a grossly overinflated football, personified.


Even we wouldn't try to fuck it.

Posted by: A Troop of Monkeys at December 22, 2021 11:23 AM (yQpMk)

62 The answer is simple, when things go colander face mask world, be sure to mag dump.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 22, 2021 11:23 AM (VwHCD)

63 Later on, Bette "apologized", but for what, exactly? Does she really believe she was wrong or is it because she regrets that she got a lot of blowback?

There are two forms of Leftist apology.

sponge: "I'm sorry I got caught."

second: "I'm sorry your feelings got hurt by my Truth."

Posted by: mikeski at December 22, 2021 11:23 AM (P1f+c)

64 I need you to get the clot shot to protect me since I had the clot shot which is totally effective at stopping COVID.

Posted by: Some Branch Covidian at December 22, 2021 11:24 AM (ESjRY)

65 I still want them to explain: if the vaccines protect YOU, why do you care if anyone else gets the vaccine?

And one field tech is out today because his family tested positive.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 22, 2021 11:24 AM (5HBd1)

66 CS Lewis had it exactly right. These people believe themselves so virtuous that NO atrocity is beyond them...because for them it is simply the RIGHT THING TO DO!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 22, 2021 11:24 AM (YIVH2)

67 Its a fucking cold, can be a bad one if you're bulbous or sick, but still a cold.

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 22, 2021 11:24 AM (ONvIw)

68 Can't recall his name but he's Duke Wayne's prisoner in "The Comancheros".
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher

He hit the Duke in the head with a shovel and stole his horse.

Posted by: JT at December 22, 2021 11:24 AM (arJlL)

69 41 34 Stuart Whitman?
Posted by: BignJames at December 22, 2021 11:20 AM (AwYPR)
Yes!
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 22, 2021 11:21 AM (zyAAP)
49 don't know who the lady is, but the dude played "monsieur you are a lulu" in one of the John Wayne flicks, The Comancheros, I think.
Posted by: BifBewalski (IJES/) - at December 22, 2021 11:22 AM (IJES/)
---yep, that's who played monsieur you are a lulu in the comancheros

Posted by: BifBewalski (IJES/) - at December 22, 2021 11:24 AM (IJES/)

70 If the vax works, it'd be like finding out a concert you wanted to attend was sold out and then being angry at people who never bought tickets.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at December 22, 2021 11:23 AM (BoOUn)



Nice. I an sure to steal this, without attribution alas.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 22, 2021 11:24 AM (yQpMk)

71 You live in fear of a virus.

They come up with a shot they tell you will prevent it.

You get the shot and boosters.

They tell you after you can still get it, but it won't be as bad.

You live in fear of a virus.


What's the fucking point?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 11:24 AM (Zz0t1)

72 If you need boosters, you're never fully vaccinated. Now, get the fuck out of *my* house!

Posted by: t-bird at December 22, 2021 11:25 AM (vOGqy)

73 49 don't know who the lady is, but the dude played "monsieur you are a lulu" in one of the John Wayne flicks, The Comancheros, I think.
Posted by: BifBewalski (IJES/) - at December 22, 2021 11:22 AM (IJES/)

See me at 31. It's a fun film. I especially like Wayne and Lee Marvin topping each other.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 22, 2021 11:25 AM (dfRN6)

74 17 Elbows?
Damn!
Torpedos!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2021 11:18 AM (axyOa)


Get away from her, you might poke your eye out!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 22, 2021 11:25 AM (zyAAP)

75 66. I have heard that " right thing to do" used to justify this tyranny a lot lately.

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 22, 2021 11:25 AM (ONvIw)

76 These paranoid hysterical twits ranting about how they want nothing to do with the unvaxxed are actually doing us a favor. Who the fuck wants to have anything to do with them anyway? Stay alone in your house with your 17 cats until you die and the cats eat your body.

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 22, 2021 11:25 AM (iFTx/)

77 Old and busted: No medical discrimination against people who have AIDS!

New Hotness: Maybe the NAZIs weren't all that wrong in how they dealt with jews, err, the unvaxxed.

Posted by: The peaceful, tolerant left at December 22, 2021 11:25 AM (ESjRY)

78 I have to fight the temptation to think that such borderline violent hatred is something new, a recent, abnormal development.
---

Hate to disagree with the staff, but it is as old as Cain.

Posted by: Legion of Boom at December 22, 2021 11:25 AM (b1Dfq)

79 AIDS Candle Guy can go fist his father.

Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2021 11:25 AM (qQBR6)

80 See me at 31. It's a fun film. I especially like Wayne and Lee Marvin topping each other.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher

That WAS good !

Posted by: JT at December 22, 2021 11:25 AM (arJlL)

81

Yes, please do lock yourself in your house and never come out. Please. PLEASE!

The significantly lower volumes of people on the beaches and in stores are seriously awesome!

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at December 22, 2021 11:26 AM (ODx7p)

82 There are two forms of Leftist apology.

sponge: "I'm sorry I got caught."

second: "I'm sorry your feelings got hurt by my Truth."
Posted by: mikeski


That's actually my ONLY apology.

I'm sorry your feelings got hurt by THE truth.

Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 22, 2021 11:26 AM (uXonU)

83 I especially like Wayne and Lee Marvin topping each other.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 22, 2021 11:25 AM (dfRN6)


OK, that's an image nobody needs to see.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 22, 2021 11:26 AM (zyAAP)

84 U.S. economic growth unexpectedly only 2.3% in the third quarter contrasted with 6.3% in the first and 6.7% in the second.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 22, 2021 11:26 AM (UHVv4)

85 So apparently, two co-workers who were both vaxxed and boosted have contracted COVID.

I mean, this is just preposterous now.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 22, 2021 11:17 AM (JI7zT)

younger step dau's boyfriend might have it. they're both double vaxxed and boosted and she was flipping out that we were all up to the latest booster before coming home for christmas.

i'm sure the irony is lost on her...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 22, 2021 11:26 AM (8D42x)

86 Midler really did not apologize. Did you read her so called apology? LOL

I apologize to the good people of WVA for my last outburst, she wrote. Im just seeing red; JoeManchin and his whole family are a criminal enterprise. Is he really the best WV has to offer its own citizens? Surely theres someone there who has the states interests at heart, not his own!

Is there an apology for the aplogy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 22, 2021 11:26 AM (Irn0L)

87
OK, that's an image nobody needs to see.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 22, 2021 11:26 AM (zyAAP)

Well. I didn't go there until you did, damnit. Where's Joe Mannix (not a cop) with the eye bleach?

Posted by: BifBewalski (IJES/) - at December 22, 2021 11:27 AM (IJES/)

88 You want to end my access to food.

You want to end my access to work.

You want to end my ability to provide for myself and those who depend on me.

Who, precisely, is a "danger" to whom?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 22, 2021 11:28 AM (/EuRN)

89 Well, Stuart Whitman I know.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 22, 2021 11:28 AM (FVME7)

90 Given his background, you would expect Harry Enten to spin hard for Biden, after all, he used to write for 538 and now he writes for CNN.

Surprise! He writes that Biden is the least popular President in the 44 year history of polling on economic competence. Even lower than Carter. Enten doesn't soft-peddle this or spin it, he just delivers the hammer blow. Maybe Democrats really are ready to drop Met Puppet from the Junta.

https://tinyurl.com/yxxdutzs

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 22, 2021 11:28 AM (rjTIV)

91 If the vax works, it'd be like finding out a concert you wanted to attend was sold out and then being angry at people who never bought tickets.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

Nice. I an sure to steal this, without attribution alas.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

It just started making the rounds on Farcebook.
cough cough.

Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 22, 2021 11:29 AM (uXonU)

92 Slim Whitman and Julie London!

Posted by: Count de Monet, PureBlood at December 22, 2021 11:29 AM (4I/2K)

93 As long as Soylent Green comes in Teriyaki Jerky form I okay with it.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 22, 2021 11:29 AM (Iv+w0)

94 "So apparently, two co-workers who were both vaxxed and boosted have contracted COVID.

I mean, this is just preposterous now.
Posted by: Thomas Bender"


No, it is your fault because your are unvaxed. Or even if you are vaxed, you oppose a mandate and that is just as deadly.

Posted by: Ripley at December 22, 2021 11:29 AM (MxEKc)

95 Tequila byproduct spill [drunken locals??] fouls Mexican reservoir and kills thousands of fish. No word on whether they were a salted.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 22, 2021 11:29 AM (UHVv4)

96 There are two forms of Leftist apology.

sponge: "I'm sorry I got caught."



I'm not sorry and I haven't been caught yet.


Nor am I a leftist.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 11:30 AM (Zz0t1)

97 AIDS Candle Guy can go fist his father.
Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2021 11:25 AM (qQBR6)


Anderson Bruford Wakeman Howe - Fist of Fire
https://youtu.be/DowtwkiIBwQ

Posted by: Doof at December 22, 2021 11:30 AM (mZUr4)

98 91 If the vax works, it'd be like finding out a concert you wanted to attend was sold out and then being angry at people who never bought tickets.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

Nice. I an sure to steal this, without attribution alas.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

It just started making the rounds on Farcebook.
cough cough.
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 22, 2021 11:29 AM (uXonU)

That's as close to Facebook as I care to get. Though I will enjoy if my father or sister relays this to me.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at December 22, 2021 11:30 AM (BoOUn)

99 "Social media made y'all way too comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it - Mike Tyson"

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 22, 2021 11:30 AM (wAnMi)

100 Well, Stuart Whitman I know.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 22, 2021 11:28 AM (FVME7)

The Year of the Angry Rabbit...Night of the Lepus.

Posted by: BignJames at December 22, 2021 11:30 AM (AwYPR)

101 OM, thanks for the rant but I've honestly gotten to the point that if any of these clowns try and pull some shit on me or the family then there's a trouble brewing. If you wish to corrupt and kidnap you and your family then that's up to you and your warped mind but trying that shit on my or mine will result in injury to those that do.

For what's it worth in our neck of the woods in Southern Indiana, no one gives a flying fuck about what anyone else is doing. If you want to get jabbed then do it, if you want to not wear a mask then do it, if you wish to fornicate with yourself then do it, we simply don't care. UNLESS you try and force it upon us then all bets are off.

And one other thing, why oh why do those on our side still spew the 800k from the Lung Flu lie. Can we stop that please. And why the running totals anyway like every other viruses instead of the yearly breakdowns we normally see. There may have been 800k that passed with it but not from it yet we help keep the lie alive by spewing the same nonsense.

Anyway, mini-rant over.

*lowers heads and shuffles away*

Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 22, 2021 11:30 AM (+ldAm)

102 Tequila Fish?

I'd try it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 22, 2021 11:30 AM (csEWM)

103 As long as Soylent Green comes in Teriyaki Jerky form I okay with it.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 22, 2021 11:29 AM (Iv+w0)

save the processing by industrial companies and fire up the smoker and use long pork...

*this comment should be made by cannibal Bob...*

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 22, 2021 11:31 AM (8D42x)

104 Third form of apology: "I'm sorry you're stupid!"

Posted by: Rosasharn at December 22, 2021 11:31 AM (yEBFM)

105 And before you say, "That will never happen," do any of you honestly believe the current military won't turn Einsatzgruppen in a NY minute if they are ordered to?
--------
*raises hand*

Logistically, this will be a serious challenge. The bulk of the military is based throughout the country in small enclaves and also made up of the National Guard/Reserve.

There aren't enough regular troops to enforce something like this outside of a very small number of places. They could do it in DC, but it would be an embarrassing failure in places like Texas and Florida.

And those regular troops are forward deployed in places like Germany and Korea.

So things like cancelling the election and rounding up the unvaxxed are not going to happen without a massive and obvious logistical effort by the military. They can't hide something like that.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at December 22, 2021 11:31 AM (5p7BC)

106 Anderson Bruford Wakeman Howe - Fist of Fire
https://youtu.be/DowtwkiIBwQ
Posted by: Doof at December 22, 2021 11:30 AM (mZUr4)

Wow. I expected a Tool link, but you went another way with it. Very nice.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 22, 2021 11:31 AM (/EuRN)

107 Are there any specific dates in the movie Soylent Green?

The book actually ended on January 1, 2000, which was nuts even in 1966. In some ways this is a good example of the movie being better than the book.

Posted by: I  mean tweets… & $1.60 gasoline at December 22, 2021 11:31 AM (CX3cf)

108 I apologize to the good people of WVA for my last outburst, she wrote.

"...I really didn't think there was anyone in the state who could read!"

Posted by: t-bird at December 22, 2021 11:31 AM (CTJwJ)

109 So apparently, two co-workers who were both vaxxed and boosted have contracted COVID.

There is broad agreement that the clot shots do *nothing* about transmission. And no, that agreement is not being shared in the FNM or affecting government policy.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2021 11:31 AM (ESjRY)

110 OT - does anyone know how to call a custom add block filter in Brave? I read the file for creating one, and have done so, but having one be a local file called from the brave\adblock page seems to be lost on me for how to do it.

This is supposed to be a new capability beginning with version 1.31.x

Posted by: BifBewalski (IJES/) - at December 22, 2021 11:32 AM (IJES/)

111 That first woman that doesn't leave the house without a N95 mask?

Maybe, just maybe, fresh air is good for you.

Posted by: Oschisms at December 22, 2021 11:32 AM (BD0Jm)

112 Lt. Ivey Quintana-Martinez, 35, of Lake Elsinore, Calif., died of coronavirus-related complications on Dec. 18 at Cedar Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles, according to a Navy statement released Tuesday.

Quintana-Martinez, who had been assigned to Navy Reserve Center San Diego, is the U.S. militarys 81st recorded death since the start of the pandemic and the fourth so far this month.


Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 22, 2021 11:32 AM (Irn0L)

113 Tequila Fish?

I'd try it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 22, 2021 11:30 AM (csEWM)


The follow up - Tequila Mockingbird - wasn't quite as successful.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2021 11:32 AM (2JVJo)

114 The follow up - Tequila Mockingbird - wasn't quite as successful.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2021 11:32 AM (2JVJo)

Best.

Get Smart Episode.

Ever.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 22, 2021 11:33 AM (/EuRN)

115 "Social media made y'all way too comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it - Mike Tyson"
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 22, 2021 11:30 AM (wAnMi)

wasn't there some guy said some nasty shit to a famous wrestler or boxer, and when they recipient said "would you say that to my face?" the guy was like, no way in hell, you'd kick my ass. I know i can only say it on here.

and the famous guy laughed and let it go after that.

having made his point.

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 22, 2021 11:33 AM (8D42x)

116 Wow. I expected a Tool link, but you went another way with it. Very nice.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 22, 2021 11:31 AM (/EuRN)


That whole ABWH album is really good.

Posted by: Doof at December 22, 2021 11:33 AM (mZUr4)

117 I got the Omicron virus. Fortunately I got tested before I got any symptoms, or else I wouldn't have known I was sick. I was able to manage it at home with food and beverages. I was mildly asymptomatic for three days, but then was moderately asymptomatic for a week. At that point I became severely asymptomatic for about 12 hours, then returned to normal. My wife and kids had a milder form of the same thing. Once I had three negative tests in a row I felt asymptomatic enough to go back to work.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2021 11:33 AM (m45I2)

118 When did people get so bizarrely, psychotically, terrified of death? How do they summon the courage to go for a walk, or cross the street, or drive on the highway, or take a plane trip?

Do they actually not realize that death is a guarantee?

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 22, 2021 11:33 AM (eGTCV)

119 Maybe, just maybe, fresh air is good for you.

Vitamin D plays a major role in a healthy immune system.

Hiding inside is a bad idea.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2021 11:33 AM (ESjRY)

120 All that fruit in one place makes me feel icky.
[begins to slowly rub nipples]

Posted by: Truman Capote at December 22, 2021 11:33 AM (NtlfD)

121 @94

>>No, it is your fault because your are unvaxed. Or even if you are vaxed, you oppose a mandate and that is just as deadly.

I'm not vaxxed and I will never be vaxxed.

I will retire early and eat cat food if I have to.

Injecting the bullshit substance claimed to be a vaccine would be tantamount to aiding satan and advancing a great evil and will not be party to that.

F**k these monsters, they all need to be trebucheted into industrial wood chippers and the discharge flowed into a lake of fire.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 22, 2021 11:33 AM (JI7zT)

122 >>Tequila Fish?

>I'd try it.



You can't tickle a fish.

Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2021 11:33 AM (qQBR6)

123 117 I got the Omicron virus. Fortunately I got tested before I got any symptoms, or else I wouldn't have known I was sick. I was able to manage it at home with food and beverages. I was mildly asymptomatic for three days, but then was moderately asymptomatic for a week. At that point I became severely asymptomatic for about 12 hours, then returned to normal. My wife and kids had a milder form of the same thing. Once I had three negative tests in a row I felt asymptomatic enough to go back to work.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2021 11:33 AM (m45I2)

===========

I'm so sorry that you came so close to death.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 22, 2021 11:33 AM (LvTSG)

124 Logistically, this will be a serious challenge. The bulk of the military is based throughout the country in small enclaves and also made up of the National Guard/Reserve.

There aren't enough regular troops to enforce something like this outside of a very small number of places. They could do it in DC, but it would be an embarrassing failure in places like Texas and Florida.


Ft Hood in Killeen, Tx doesn't have enough on base housing. That means soldiers and their families live in town, shop in town, go to school in town.

Opsec.

Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 22, 2021 11:34 AM (uXonU)

125 seen on Fox Biz news now: NY breaks daily covid record for fourth straight day

which could have probably said NY breaks daily record for number of people rushing to get tested.

which goes to show that if you panic people into lining up for the test, you get higher numbers

also that all of NYC's precautions might not be working.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 22, 2021 11:34 AM (Ynyl9)

126 12 hours is pretty good for an ocean swim. Even though the temps in that area are somewhat benign, hypothermia a big threat in far less time. Musta been in great condition.

Would love to get to Madagascar some time. Amazing wildlife and plants, vanilla, rum. Guy I know went there on a surf trip and loved it.

Also - even the location of one of WWII's most obscure operations, Brits invaded to deny its use as a U-boat base in 1942, Operations Ironclad and Streamline Jane.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2021 11:34 AM (OTzUX)

127 Dana (Not Scully)@telefeminism
I'm flying today but I'm not fucking around with Omicron.
Pfizer x 3 Negative rapid test Natural immunity
N95 sealed to my face with surgical tape Secondary mask for displaying opinions Face shield Vinyl gloves Touchscreen gloves Shitton of Xanax

-
I have a clove of garlic, a crucifix, and bottled sunshine. I'm walking today but I'm not fucking around with vampires.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 22, 2021 11:34 AM (FVME7)

128 Psychopaths. All of them.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 22, 2021 11:34 AM (H/pb5)

129 The things you find on the internet. I'm watching the 1954 Festival of Lessons and Carols at Kings College, Cambridge UK. I believe the Anglican Church was still Christian then.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 22, 2021 11:35 AM (sAmhv)

130 BTW flesh eating bacteria would be intimidated by the thought of devouring Ana Navarro.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 22, 2021 11:35 AM (eGTCV)

131 Ana...I find your terms to be acceptable.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at December 22, 2021 11:35 AM (3D/fK)

132 >>Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2021 11:33 AM (m45I2)

Not your best work.
I can't work out this Meter at all, Muldoon.

Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2021 11:36 AM (ed6JQ)

133 It's easy to run up the death count, if you don't provide treatment until people need hospitalization. Or if you put infected people in with the most vunerable. Or if you try to fire any doctor that is successfully treating the disease. Third world countries are doing a better job at treatment than we are. And by the way, Japan seems to be done with this. They haven't had an omnicrom spike.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 22, 2021 11:36 AM (5HBd1)

134 If it means not having anything to do with Ana Navarro, Covid may be a blessing after all.

Posted by: Eeyore at December 22, 2021 11:36 AM (7X3UV)

135 wasn't there some guy said some nasty shit to a famous wrestler or boxer, and when they recipient said "would you say that to my face?" the guy was like, no way in hell, you'd kick my ass. I know i can only say it on here.

and the famous guy laughed and let it go after that.

having made his point.
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 22, 2021 11:33 AM (8D42x)

Was a UFC fighter. Guy's reply was hilarious and the UFC dude laughed it off because of the obviousness.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at December 22, 2021 11:36 AM (BoOUn)

136 127 Dana (Not Scully)@telefeminism
I'm flying today but I'm not fucking around with Omicron.
Pfizer x 3 Negative rapid test Natural immunity
N95 sealed to my face with surgical tape Secondary mask for displaying opinions Face shield Vinyl gloves Touchscreen gloves Shitton of Xanax

=========

Yeah, she'll let go of covid because Tater said so. Sure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 22, 2021 11:36 AM (LvTSG)

137 I make a point to cough violently whenever I pass by a karen wearing a mask in a Walmart aisle.

That's better entertainment than 99% of hollywood movies these days
Posted by: The Unvaxed

The Betterhalf did a LOL!
Well done!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 22, 2021 11:36 AM (KGAuX)

138 When did people get so bizarrely, psychotically, terrified of death?

If you are an atheist you probably have some significant thanatophobia. If the here and now is all you are ever going to get, then you should be afraid of death.

But there is still the quality of life issue. I've mentioned this to a few COVID LIVs I know - you've just spent 2 years hiding from life, which is probably about 3% of your life. How much more of your life are you willing to sacrifice to "protect yourself"

Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2021 11:36 AM (ESjRY)

139 Did y'all see where Russia played Finland in hockey a couple of days ago wearing CCCP jerseys?

Posted by: Bert G at December 22, 2021 11:36 AM (AvN9S)

140 But, in the past, they may have felt bad, or at least mildly self-conscious, blurting such sentiments out for all to hear. The thought that they might come off as boorish or ill-mannered acted as a restraining factor. Not always, but it did lessen the frequency of such outbursts.

Only now it's different. Because now there's a reason for venting their hatred. And the best part is that it's one that makes them feel good, and altruistic, and altogether righteous in themselves. They think they're glowing with virtue.


Similar phenomenon with blacks/leftists with anti-white racism. Prior to Obama winning in 2008, most anti-white racism was kept to race-hustlers and rap culture. After Obama won, that was the signal to every racist to let their anti-white freak flag fly, because they had a black man in charge. And it's just gotten progressively worse and now ingrained in culture every year over the past 13 years.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 22, 2021 11:37 AM (Do5/p)

141 I would think people who are obsessed with thoughts of death would be doing some serious soul searching about the eternal verities but it doesn't seem they do.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 22, 2021 11:37 AM (eGTCV)

142 You can't tickle a fish.
Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2021 11:33 AM


But a fish can tickle you.

Posted by: Candiru at December 22, 2021 11:37 AM (a3Q+t)

143
The follow up - Tequila Mockingbird - wasn't quite as successful.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2021 11:32 AM (2JVJo)




booooo........

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 11:37 AM (Zz0t1)

144 Experiment…

Posted by: I ♥ mean tweets… & stocked grocery shelves at December 22, 2021 11:37 AM (CX3cf)

145 Back when I bothered with following the idiocy of this post-scientific medieval society, it was the % of positive tests that mattered, which is logical. Not the absolute number, since, as has been pointed out, more tests = more results, including positives (true or false positives).

Does any but a tiny % of the public even realize the limited utility of the PCR is entirely dependent on the cycles used, and that above a certain number is meaningless?

Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2021 11:37 AM (OTzUX)

146 I have a clove of garlic, a crucifix, and bottled sunshine. I'm walking today but I'm not fucking around with vampires.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice!


It's a good thing you kept your old belt with the onion hanger on it. Using it for anti-vampire garlic is genius!

Posted by: mikeski at December 22, 2021 11:37 AM (P1f+c)

147 Apparently the next civil war will be between irreparably broken and deranged people who fear getting sick...

and everyone else.

OK then.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 22, 2021 11:38 AM (BFigT)

148 I'm surprised Ana Navarro can tweet at all with all of the grasa de cerdo dripping from her swollen fingers.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 22, 2021 11:38 AM (r0ADi)

149 "But a fish can tickle you."

You can't tickle a piano

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at December 22, 2021 11:38 AM (3D/fK)

150 I still say that Omicron is looking like Nature's vastccine

Posted by: JEM tami donations strayrescue.org at December 22, 2021 11:38 AM (BHRUO)

151 I'm so sorry that you came so close to death.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 22, 2021 11:33 AM (LvTSG)



On the brightside, every day is now gravy for the Doc.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 22, 2021 11:38 AM (yQpMk)

152 BertG, missed that, but would have loved to see the game (whichever jerseys were used). Big rink, lots of skating, no pro wrestling.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2021 11:39 AM (OTzUX)

153 Dana (Not Scully)@telefeminism
I'm flying today but I'm not fucking around with Omicron.
Pfizer x 3 Negative rapid test Natural immunity
N95 sealed to my face with surgical tape Secondary mask for displaying opinions Face shield Vinyl gloves Touchscreen gloves Shitton of Xanax

-
I have a clove of garlic, a crucifix, and bottled sunshine. I'm walking today but I'm not fucking around with vampires.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 22, 2021 11:34 AM (FVME7)

lolol, funny shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 22, 2021 11:39 AM (VwHCD)

154
I can hear hearts breaking--Ana Navarro doesn't want to see you.
Posted by: Northernlurker


No loss. We had a hog in its wallow just down the street not two blocks from here and having seen one, I've seen them all.

However, Ana will not be receiving from me her complementary set of flensing knives for the holidays?

"What are these? Why do I need them?"

"Oh, YOU won't need them, but your processors will!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 22, 2021 11:39 AM (pNxlR)

155 108 I apologize to the good people of WVA for my last outburst, she wrote.

"...I really didn't think there was anyone in the state who could read!"
Posted by: t-bird



They can read. Also, shoot. Lots of hunters in WV.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 22, 2021 11:39 AM (sAmhv)

156 Apparently the next civil war will be between irreparably broken and deranged people who fear getting sick...


I've seen a lot of videos of Karens finding someone without a mask in a store, getting in their faces, and screaming at them.

Which is an interesting response to someone supposedly spreading a deadly disease.

If I saw someone with Ebola symptoms I would not run up to them and give them a piece of my mind. I'd leave.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2021 11:39 AM (ESjRY)

157 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 22, 2021 11:34 AM (FVME7)

A shitton of Xanax sums up her mental fragility. Again psychopaths. All of them.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 22, 2021 11:39 AM (H/pb5)

158 Wow rough week Muldoon. I hope you don't stay too asymptomaticaly asymptomatic too long.

Posted by: f'd at December 22, 2021 11:39 AM (Tnijr)

159 People are terrified of all sorts of things. They seem to be terrified of cooking over fire. If you have any sort of open flame, you are expected to have a CO2 monitor. Even then, best to take more precautions!

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 22, 2021 11:39 AM (5HBd1)

160 And it's just gotten progressively worse and now ingrained in culture every year over the past 13 years.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 22, 2021 11:37 AM


This, too, is the story of Dem cities.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 22, 2021 11:40 AM (a3Q+t)

161 Do you think I went up and coughed in Lars's face he would scream like a little girl, and then spray his face with Lysol?

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2021 11:40 AM (Ez6QX)

162
But a fish can tickle you.
Posted by: Candiru at December 22, 2021 11:37 AM (a3Q+t)



TICKLE you.......I'll tickle you......


https://youtu.be/Z3bN-pI5oMg?t=52

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 11:40 AM (Zz0t1)

163 Amazingly the same people terrified of a non fatal virus seem to have no fear of 30 million pissed off real Americans armed to the tits. Impressive.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 22, 2021 11:40 AM (o2MD2)

164 I assume violent hatred is always just below the surface. Hence, the guns.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at December 22, 2021 11:40 AM (XvPQV)

165 Posted by: Doof at December 22, 2021 11:30 AM (mZUr4)

I was at the Shoreline Amphitheater show that was recorded for posterity on DVD. Back then I recorded it on VHS as it was televised live (wow, modern technology, huh?). Tony Levin had the flu, so Jeff Berlin covered. Did an amazing job considering the amount of time he had to learn AWBH and Yes material.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 22, 2021 11:40 AM (wAnMi)

166 booooo........
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 11:37 AM (Zz0t1)


You wouldn't be booing if Muldoon had said it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2021 11:40 AM (2JVJo)

167 I have a clove of garlic, a crucifix, and bottled sunshine. I'm walking today but I'm not fucking around with vampires.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


You ain't fucking around with Japs either.

Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 22, 2021 11:41 AM (uXonU)

168 The psychology of this is very interesting. So many dead-enders have been created by this mass psychosis programming. They'll never admit that their precious shots failed. Most will keep doubling down as long as the medical/government complex indulges them. As far as they care concerned, as long as any remain who haven't taken the clot shot, it's they who are responsible for all of life's woes.

Unfortunately, I'm beginning to suspect I'll never see the end of this in my lifetime. The power it gives the government and the graft that it empowers at many level is just too great to give up. The young are probably going to have to wait for the currently-living adults to die before they get a normal life back.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 22, 2021 11:41 AM (cSs/W)

169 omnicrom symptoms:

runny nose
sneezing
headache
body ache
sore throat

That's it. How deadly does that sound?

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 22, 2021 11:41 AM (5HBd1)

170 Ana Navarro is making a really really strong case for never getting vaxxed. If every prog swears they will never want to be near me, I will never get vaxxed.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 22, 2021 11:41 AM (OalnH)

171 PSA: Pfizer also makes Xanax. Coincidence? I think not.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 22, 2021 11:42 AM (PiwSw)

172 The Matrix Resurrections is...a total mess.

It's a therapy session masquerading as an action adventure spectacle.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 22, 2021 11:42 AM (LvTSG)

173 I still say that Omicron is looking like Nature's vastccine

Posted by: JEM tami donations strayrescue.org at December 22, 2021 11:38 AM (BHRUO)

Thats been my opinion too. Mild, gets your body's defense's attention, and no worse than a cold.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 22, 2021 11:42 AM (VwHCD)

174
You wouldn't be booing if Muldoon had said it.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2021 11:40 AM (2JVJo)



I'm sure I would......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 11:42 AM (Zz0t1)

175 Which is more likely to kill Ana, a virus or her next donut?

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 22, 2021 11:42 AM (eGTCV)

176 That's it. How deadly does that sound?

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 22, 2021 11:41 AM (5HBd1)

Sounds like just about everyday for me.

Posted by: BignJames at December 22, 2021 11:42 AM (AwYPR)

177 Did y'all see where Russia played Finland in hockey a couple of days ago wearing CCCP jerseys?

Posted by: Bert G at December 22, 2021 11:36 AM

Speaking of hockey, NHL announced yesterday they will not be participating in the Olympics due to omicron.

https://es.pn/3qi92KV

NHL not going to Olympics because of COVID-19 surge

"Unfortunately, given the profound disruption to the NHL's regular-season schedule caused by recent COVID-related events -- 50 games already have been postponed through Dec. 23 -- Olympic participation is no longer feasible. We certainly acknowledge and appreciate the efforts made by the International Olympic Committee, the International Ice Hockey Federation and the Beijing Organizing Committee to host NHL Players but current circumstances have made it impossible for us to proceed despite everyone's best efforts. We look forward to Olympic participation in 2026."

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 22, 2021 11:42 AM (Do5/p)

178 Rep. Scott Perry refuses J6 Panel's request for an interview.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 22, 2021 11:42 AM (UHVv4)

179 We will soon be all 2nd class citizens, the Jim Crow laws are coming back

Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 22, 2021 11:43 AM (mEJTf)

180 The Matrix Resurrections is...a total mess.

It's a therapy session masquerading as an action adventure spectacle.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 22, 2021 11:42 AM (LvTSG)



Does it at least succeed in wrapping up the story arc so we won't be subjected to any more sequels?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 22, 2021 11:43 AM (yQpMk)

181 159 People are terrified of all sorts of things. They seem to be terrified of cooking over fire. If you have any sort of open flame, you are expected to have a CO2 monitor. Even then, best to take more precautions!
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 22, 2021 11:39 AM (5HBd1)

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Lots of cities have banned natural gas in new buildings. gloBULL warming is the main reason. But a secondary reason is safety. Cuz OMG, gas!! In an apartment!!! It could like blow up and shit!!!

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 22, 2021 11:43 AM (OalnH)

182 180 Does it at least succeed in wrapping up the story arc so we won't be subjected to any more sequels?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 22, 2021 11:43 AM (yQpMk)

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How naive...

It opens up the story to more sequels, silly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 22, 2021 11:43 AM (LvTSG)

183 There aren't enough regular troops to enforce something like this outside of a very small number of places. They could do it in DC, but it would be an embarrassing failure in places like Texas and Florida.

To expand on my point, it wouldn't need to be done in more than "a very small number of places." Roll out the troops in some deep blue area, watch live broadcasts of people getting their heads kicked in, or - ideally, from the MFMs POV - shot, and that will be enough to cow everyone else.

No one is willing to stand up and bring this country to a screeching halt with boycotts and strikes over this fake flu, which would be a relatively easy task to do. What makes you think people would suddenly find their nuts when the US military starts blowing them away?

In any event, I need a quick nap before work. I won't pump out any more cynical depressism on this thread.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2021 11:44 AM (2JVJo)

184 Looks like parents in Philly are not real stoked about jabbing the kiddos;

Inquirer reports only 21% of city children have been injected. 8% AA, 12% Hispanic, 24% Whitey and 31% Asian.

Posted by: kallisto at December 22, 2021 11:44 AM (DJFLF)

185 That's it. How deadly does that sound?
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 22, 2021 11:41 AM (5HBd1)


I heard it won't use your preferred pronouns.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 22, 2021 11:44 AM (wAnMi)

186 How naive...

It opens up the story to more sequels, silly.




Fuck.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 22, 2021 11:44 AM (yQpMk)

187 Love the scenario at play with this testing BS:

Get tested!
OK, then what?

If you're negative, go on about your day. If you're positive, uh, stay home.
OK, then what?

Uh, you know, just wait to see what happens.
OK, then what?

Fuck, if it gets bad go to a hospital. If it doesn't, don't?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at December 22, 2021 11:44 AM (BoOUn)

188 @171

>>PSA: Pfizer also makes Xanax. Coincidence? I think not.

Xanax is a benzodiazepine which are massively over proscribed and quite frankly, evil.

It's all becoming clearer.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 22, 2021 11:44 AM (JI7zT)

189 The Matrix Resurrections is...a total mess.

It's a therapy session masquerading as an action adventure spectacle.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 22, 2021 11:42 AM (LvTSG)

I assumed it would be something like that, though the trailer made me hope.

Trannies making movies man....not even once.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at December 22, 2021 11:44 AM (XvPQV)

190 Once again deliberate vagueness is the chosen weapon of tyrants: "spreading variants," "case surges" and "case spikes."

All at best meaningless and at worst misleading.

Posted by: Zek's Covid Recovered Ass at December 22, 2021 11:44 AM (OzNIz)

191 184 Looks like parents in Philly are not real stoked about jabbing the kiddos;

Inquirer reports only 21% of city children have been injected. 8% AA, 12% Hispanic, 24% Whitey and 31% Asian.
Posted by: kallisto at December 22, 2021 11:44 AM (DJFLF)

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So what you're saying is 79% of Philly parents are white supremacists.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 22, 2021 11:45 AM (OalnH)

192 That candle. People are so rude.

Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2021 11:45 AM (wyw4S)

193 Do you think I went up and coughed in Lars's face he would scream like a little girl, and then spray his face with Lysol?

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2021 11:40 AM (Ez6QX)

In a perfect world he would self immolate.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 22, 2021 11:45 AM (VwHCD)

194 The Matrix movies are loosely based on Gnostic theology.

Makes sense it would appeal to a transexual honestly.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2021 11:45 AM (ESjRY)

195 >>>It's a therapy session masquerading as an action adventure spectacle.

>Depression? Tranny remorse?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 22, 2021 11:45 AM (r0ADi)

196 Another stupid static on today's radio panic reports; Total deaths is the US last year were the highest ever recorded. Up around 15,000.

Well, seeing how our population is constantly increasing a million or so a year...oh never mind. Logic and data cannot penetrate the wall of stupid around the covid cult.

Posted by: Ripley at December 22, 2021 11:45 AM (MxEKc)

197 omnicrom symptoms:

runny nose
sneezing
headache
body ache
sore throat

That's it. How deadly does that sound?
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 22, 2021 11:41 AM (5HBd1)



i.e, THE FLU!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 11:46 AM (Zz0t1)

198 It's not about the virus. They're looking for someone to blame that absolves them of all responsibility. Accepting they believed someone who was lying still leaves them responsible and makes them look bad. So they blame someone who didn't and call it their fault instead.

There's only so many ways this kind of thing ends, and very few don't have body counts. May God help us all.

Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at December 22, 2021 11:46 AM (OUMaO)

199 189 I assumed it would be something like that, though the trailer made me hope.

Trannies making movies man....not even once.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at December 22, 2021 11:44 AM (XvPQV)

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It's really about the death of Lana's parents, but he also needed to make up for all the lore that got spelled out in The Matrix Online instead of doing the sane thing and ignoring it. The world building is a total junkpile of half-explained nonsense, and there's so much going on that when we do settle down for the core of the story, that always stilted romance between Neo and Trinity, we're like 1.5 hours into the movie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 22, 2021 11:46 AM (LvTSG)

200 If you are an atheist you probably have some significant thanatophobia. If the here and now is all you are ever going to get, then you should be afraid of death.

But there is still the quality of life issue. I've mentioned this to a few COVID LIVs I know - you've just spent 2 years hiding from life, which is probably about 3% of your life. How much more of your life are you willing to sacrifice to "protect yourself"


Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2021 11:36 AM

Branch COVIDian motto: "Better to live while fearing death, than die while living life."

Gone from humanity is the idea of "Better to die on my feet than live on my knees".

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 22, 2021 11:46 AM (Do5/p)

201 omnicrom symptoms:

runny nose
sneezing
headache
body ache
sore throat

That's it. How deadly does that sound?


It sounds like my 60th birthday.

Four days of 104deg fever and moderate fatigue was my covid. The moderna vac shots were two days each of - well only brief fever but far worse body aches.

Posted by: JEM tami donations strayrescue.org at December 22, 2021 11:46 AM (BHRUO)

202 Do you think I went up and coughed in Lars's face he would scream like a little girl, and then spray his face with Lysol?

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2021 11:40 AM (Ez6QX)

In a perfect world he would self immolate.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division


Promise?

Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 22, 2021 11:46 AM (uXonU)

203 >> That candle. People are so rude.


It appears to be made out of a Milky Type Substance thaat may or may not be wax.

Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2021 11:46 AM (ed6JQ)

204 195 >>>It's a therapy session masquerading as an action adventure spectacle.

>Depression? Tranny remorse?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 22, 2021 11:45 AM (r0ADi)

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Death of parents.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 22, 2021 11:46 AM (LvTSG)

205 Apropos of nothing, the USPS has been surprisingly effective at delivering me packages. Except for the one they have apparently lost, six days in St. Louis so far, I have been getting everything in two or three days, even from California.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 22, 2021 11:46 AM (yQpMk)

206 196 Another stupid static on today's radio panic reports; Total deaths is the US last year were the highest ever recorded. Up around 15,000.

__

I'll bet most if not every statistic of "total X in America" was the highest ever last year. Because - wait for it - as the population increases, every X in America also increases.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 22, 2021 11:47 AM (OalnH)

207 I was at the Shoreline Amphitheater show that was recorded for posterity on DVD. Back then I recorded it on VHS as it was televised live (wow, modern technology, huh?). Tony Levin had the flu, so Jeff Berlin covered. Did an amazing job considering the amount of time he had to learn AWBH and Yes material.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 22, 2021 11:40 AM (wAnMi)


Very kewl! I missed that tour unfortunately. I did see the semi-infamous Yes Union "In The Round" Tour twice in 1991. Once at a very small venue (Patriot Center, George Mason University) where we were in the front row after camping out (remember those days?!?!?) for tickets. Almost all members of the various incarnations of Yes participated. Stage rotated slowly so everyone had a good view. Quite a collection of very talented musicians.

Posted by: Doof at December 22, 2021 11:47 AM (mZUr4)

208 The Matrix Resurrections is...a total mess.

It's a therapy session masquerading as an action adventure spectacle.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 22, 2021 11:42 AM (LvTSG)



Guy said that they're taking back "red pill" to the liberal plantation in that movie.


Fuck it. Hollywood is dead to me anyway.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 11:47 AM (Zz0t1)

209 Trump got ambushed by CV-19. Somehow his team mostly managed to slog through it all and produce a vaccine within a year. All of this was done while the Uniparty unrelentingly undermined the efforts to deal with the outbreak and an actual insurrection cheered on by them. FBJ asserted he was going to stop CV-19 and as of today it is official: he has utterly failed. He knew there would be variants and did nothing to shore up testing and the medical system while more people died from CV-19 on his watch than under Trump with far better tools and knowledge. Using the Uniparty rules of the last 4 years, FJB has blood on his hands from his willful incompetence. Now, Omicron is raging out of control and his response is he is going to send out test kits staring sometime in January and deploy 1,000 service members to help out with a vaccination push with a vaccine that doesn't stop the spread. He has a lost the battle - nothing he does will stop the spread until it burns itself out naturally. This phony savior owns a few hundred thousand deaths; he knew better and did nothing until it was far too late. FJB is a disaster in every manner imaginable.

Posted by: LostInSpace at December 22, 2021 11:47 AM (ESLBo)

210 These psychopaths will let people starve because they are so against GMOs but want to mandate a genetically altered based vaccine. How do you deal with people who think this way? You don't .

Posted by: Just a side note at December 22, 2021 11:47 AM (H/pb5)

211 Well, seeing how our population is constantly increasing a million or so a year...oh never mind. Logic and data cannot penetrate the wall of stupid around the covid cult.
Posted by: Ripley at December 22, 2021 11:45 AM (MxEKc)

I saw something yesterday that said Fentanyl overdose was now the leading cause of death amongst adults.

WTF?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 22, 2021 11:47 AM (csEWM)

212 So have all these super-vaxxed and boostered people who then contracted the virus figured out how that happens?

Posted by: pj at December 22, 2021 11:47 AM (G1dq6)

213 123 117 I got the Omicron virus. Fortunately I got tested before I got any symptoms, or else I wouldn't have known I was sick. I was able to manage it at home with food and beverages. I was mildly asymptomatic for three days, but then was moderately asymptomatic for a week. At that point I became severely asymptomatic for about 12 hours, then returned to normal. My wife and kids had a milder form of the same thing. Once I had three negative tests in a row I felt asymptomatic enough to go back to work.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2021 11:33 AM (m45I2)

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I'm so sorry that you came so close to death.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 22, 2021 11:33 AM (LvTSG)


Ditto. So very glad you made it through. this place wouldn't be the same with posts from Zombie Muldoon.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2021 11:47 AM (axyOa)

214 The Matrix Resurrections is...a total mess.
It's a therapy session masquerading as an action adventure spectacle.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 22, 2021 11:42 AM (LvTSG)
Does it at least succeed in wrapping up the story arc so we won't be subjected to any more sequels?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 22, 2021 11:43 AM (yQpMk)


As soon as they announced the "sequel" it was obvious what they were going to do. The world has changed a lot in 20+ years, and the Wachowski's have since gone batshit insane. Not a bit surprised to hear they're going to "take back" the whole redpill thing that was co-opted by the right. Like the left has never hijacked anything in language or culture, ever.

I won't be seeing it, hope it's a major flop and Keanu gets a nice fat check. But I'm afraid it'll still be popular enough to generate at least 2 more movies.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 22, 2021 11:48 AM (wAnMi)

215 I mean, this is just preposterous now.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 22, 2021 11:17 AM (JI7zT)

If you can normalize the preposterous as acceptable conduct and discourse, beyond the negation of public outrage, what is next?

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 22, 2021 11:48 AM (H8QX8)

216 For the record, I still really, really like the first Matrix movie.

Everything after that can probably be skipped, unless there's some fan edits out there that fix the sequels.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at December 22, 2021 11:48 AM (XvPQV)

217 Death of parents.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 22, 2021 11:46 AM (LvTSG)



Ah. The Fountain rebooted.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 22, 2021 11:48 AM (yQpMk)

218 169 omnicrom symptoms:

runny nose
sneezing
headache
body ache
sore throat

That's it. How deadly does that sound?
Posted by: Notsothoreau



I have everything but the body aches. Guess I'm a goner.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 22, 2021 11:48 AM (sAmhv)

219 >>Apropos of nothing, the USPS has been surprisingly effective at delivering me packages. Except for the one they have apparently lost, six days in St. Louis so far, I have been getting everything in two or three days, even from California.


They deliver thousands of LPs for me, each and every year. I might lose one every 3 or so.

Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2021 11:48 AM (ed6JQ)

220 - 221, whatever it takes.

Posted by: Doof at December 22, 2021 11:48 AM (mZUr4)

221 I find it rather interesting that leftists who often don't believe in God, except the god of government, say "Christianity has frightened people from being free with the threat of damnation". From my perspective the "religion" of the Branch Covidians has frightened a whole lot of people from being free with the threat of dying from Covid.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2021 11:48 AM (KBCaU)

222 I have no symptoms, Doc! Am I gonna make it?

Posted by: t-bird at December 22, 2021 11:48 AM (l0Lgi)

223 From the hypothesis (or is it theory, or it it fact by now?) that The leftists ALWAYS accuse us of what they are doing -- What things are the left doing that actually ARE a danger to us all? (as opposed to their accusation that the unvaxxed are The Danger that must by stopped by extreme measures)

1. Fake Pandemic has largely overturned our Republic, helping not only steal an election, but established an authoritarian Emergency Powers (forever) actions.

2. Open Borders policy bringing in drugs, enriching cartels, helping China kill us off via their fentanyl (yes, imo the flood of fentanyl is an intentional act of war .. added to the list)

3. The global warming farce, shutting down our energy, empowering China, enriching Solyndra type green energy soundrels.

... Build Back Better, NWO, Global Initiatives ... I see central planning, but it is outside our government structure. While Hillary Accuses ... states that a free election of Trump would be the end of our "democracy", the inverse is more true -- the "election" fraud of leftists and globalist puppets is the real destructive power.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 22, 2021 11:49 AM (Cus5s)

224 Heard Jason Whitlock refer to the fanatic religious cult persecuting the rest of us endlessly and apparently forever as the Branch Covidians.

Made me wonder if he got the idea from OM and his French Davidians wordplay ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at December 22, 2021 11:49 AM (KAi7c)

225 Queen Mary 2 and other cruise ships finding the Wuhan Flu still spreads. Everyone on board had to be vaccinated, tested, and wear a face diaper. How's that working out for you?

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at December 22, 2021 11:49 AM (3AD8C)

226 Fuck, if it gets bad go to a hospital. If it doesn't, don't?

Honestly, the panic does have a point. Not much of one by now, but proactive treatment used to be common for this type of disease. Cold or flue, doctors used to say, drink lots of liquids, get lots of vitamin C. But common sense is Trumpist, so they can’t recommend lots of Vitamin D, using hydroxychloroquine or ivermectin and a bit of zinc, etc.

Which means that instead of saying, go home and take action, they’re saying go home and feel helpless.

Posted by: I ♥ mean tweets… & $1.60 gasoline at December 22, 2021 11:50 AM (CX3cf)

227 123 117 I got the Omicron virus. Fortunately I got tested before I got any symptoms, or else I wouldn't have known I was sick. I was able to manage it at home with food and beverages. I was mildly asymptomatic for three days, but then was moderately asymptomatic for a week. At that point I became severely asymptomatic for about 12 hours, then returned to normal. My wife and kids had a milder form of the same thing. Once I had three negative tests in a row I felt asymptomatic enough to go back to work.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2021 11:33 AM (m45I2)

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I'm so sorry that you came so close to death.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 22, 2021 11:33 AM (LvTSG)
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I am a little surprised this wasn't signed "Zombie Muldoon", since Omnicron pushes so many people into the next world.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 22, 2021 11:50 AM (rjTIV)

228 Is that candle exploring any new frontiers in scentology?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Gwenyth P. at December 22, 2021 11:50 AM (a3Q+t)

229 Muldoon, you are a Moron Treasure.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 22, 2021 11:50 AM (PiwSw)

230 >which could have probably said NY breaks daily record for number of people rushing to get tested.

which goes to show that if you panic people into lining up for the test, you get higher numbers

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 22, 2021 11:34 AM (Ynyl9)

Yep. Those broke-brained MFers lining up to get tested when they have no symptoms shows just how effective the conditioning has been in donk strongholds. What a way to live.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 22, 2021 11:50 AM (cSs/W)

231 It occurred to me the other day that whenever someone says we need to get vaxxed to protect "others," what they really mean is "you need to get vaxxed to protect ME!"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 22, 2021 11:50 AM (YIVH2)

232 Apropos of nothing, the USPS has been surprisingly effective at delivering me packages. Except for the one they have apparently lost, six days in St. Louis so far, I have been getting everything in two or three days, even from California.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 22, 2021 11:46 AM (yQpMk)


I don't know if we got a new mailman or what, but it seems like we get somebody else's mail or package at least twice a week.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2021 11:51 AM (Ez6QX)

233 NFLPA president JC Tretter says NFL nearly canceled three games that were rescheduled due to COVID-19 outbreaks among teams

https://es.pn/32jEuAv

Tretter, also Cleveland's starting center, was asked Wednesday about criticism he received from Raiders players, notably by linebacker K.J. Wright and cornerback Casey Hayward Jr., for pushing to get the game rescheduled. On Friday, Hayward tweeted, "I'm sure the NFLPA president playing for the Browns didn't have any effect on these negotiations."

"I think the thing that people didn't understand was I was fighting for the same thing for the Browns players as I was for the Raiders players, which was to get paid. ... I don't think everybody was fully aware of just how close those games were to being canceled," Tretter said. "And I don't think everybody was fully aware that, if canceled, they weren't going to get paid. Both teams weren't going to get paid."

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 22, 2021 11:51 AM (Do5/p)

234 Everyone on board had to be vaccinated, tested, and wear a face diaper. How's that working out for you?

Yeah, masks do nothing, and the clot shot does nothing in regards to transmission at least.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2021 11:51 AM (ESjRY)

235 You know the country is lost when $100 BILLION in covid relief funds were stolen and everyone yawns.

Posted by: I MADE POOR FOOD CHOICES YESTERDAY at December 22, 2021 11:51 AM (EeG2J)

236 So much for Hate Has No Home Here sign s, I know it's all BS anyway

Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 22, 2021 11:51 AM (mEJTf)

237 Stage rotated slowly so everyone had a good view. Quite a collection of very talented musicians.
Posted by: Doof at December 22, 2021 11:47 AM (mZUr4)


I saw Yes "in the round" a couple of times late 70's, but didn't do the Union tour. It all seemed a bit much for me, but most people seem to have enjoyed it.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 22, 2021 11:51 AM (wAnMi)

238 "Somehow his team mostly managed to slog through it all and produce a vaccine within a year."

It's easy when you are part of the same corporate/goverment complex that designed it.
The first patent for the "vaccine" was filed in 2017 way before the "accidental" release.
Fauci himself said, on the record, in public comment that Trump would have to deal with a pandemic. He said that in 2017.
We are all dancing to their music.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 22, 2021 11:51 AM (jTmQV)

239 The vile vegetable in the WH and his idiot children administration own no deaths from the virus, any more than anyone else does. They are a catastrophe on every front, but that's obvious and separate and completely predictable from the start.

Trump did not "own" any deaths any more than he owned changes in the Earth's orbit or magnetic fields, any more than human activity is affecting the climate, any more than a zillion other things that have been weaponized based on scientific illiteracy and the unleashed totalitarian impulses of the creatures all around us.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2021 11:52 AM (OTzUX)

240 I'll bet most if not every statistic of "total X in America" was the highest ever last year. Because - wait for it - as the population increases, every X in America also increases.
Posted by: Joe XiDen


Every stat but average IQ.

And I'm beginning to doubt cumulative IQ.

Posted by: mikeski at December 22, 2021 11:52 AM (P1f+c)

241 I can't work out this Meter at all, Muldoon. Posted by: garrett

********

Okay, here's the dr:tl version (didn't read, try limerick)

No Clue: Professor Plum In the Nostril With The Cotton Swab - a limerick

There once was a Karenoid chick
Who said, "Let me show you a trick.
Trust me, it's best
To go get a test
It's the only way to know if you're sick!"

Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2021 11:52 AM (m45I2)

242 Ooh, I just coined a new word. Karenoid!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2021 11:52 AM (m45I2)

243 220 - 221, whatever it takes.
Posted by: Doof at December 22, 2021 11:48 AM (mZUr4)


Nice!

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2021 11:52 AM (Ez6QX)

244 You know I am starting to question the wisdom of idly listening to the Rekeita streams if I ever want to restore my faith in humanity.

He is talking about a case where two guys shot another guy over a box spring thrown in a dumpster. What the hell?

Worse than the one in Texas where the guy shoots the guy on the porch and then he and the gal filming just quietly carry on the conversation over the dead body.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 22, 2021 11:53 AM (csEWM)

245 PSA: Pfizer also makes Xanax. Coincidence? I think not.
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And blood-thinners the sales of which are up massively, coincidentally enough.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 22, 2021 11:53 AM (UHVv4)

246 Muldoon, I'm stealing that.
I'll pay the ampersand royalties.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2021 11:53 AM (axyOa)

247 242 Ooh, I just coined a new word. Karenoid!
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2021 11:52 AM (m45I2)

OK, thats a good one.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 22, 2021 11:53 AM (o2MD2)

248 TheJamesMadison

John Ford goes to war...

Those films are something remarkable.

I am going to see the Matrix for the same reason I went to see Alien 3: I am in it this far I might as well finish the job. Plus, it is $5.00 movie day. I fully expect its calculus to be more derivative than anything ever imagined in actual Calculus.

Posted by: LostInSpace at December 22, 2021 11:53 AM (ESLBo)

249 169 omnicrom symptoms:

runny nose
sneezing
headache
body ache
sore throat

That's it. How deadly does that sound?
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 22, 2021 11:41 AM (5HBd1)


So, the annual flu, then?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 22, 2021 11:53 AM (zyAAP)

250 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 22, 2021 11:46 AM (LvTSG)

I'm disappointed in Reeves doing such a crap fest. Looks like he's a paycheck whore like the rest of Hollywood. I started getting that feeling with John Wick 3.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 22, 2021 11:53 AM (H/pb5)

251 Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2021 11:52 AM (m45I2)

Holy shit Muldoon, that was great!

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2021 11:54 AM (Ez6QX)

252 216 For the record, I still really, really like the first Matrix movie.

Everything after that can probably be skipped, unless there's some fan edits out there that fix the sequels.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at December 22, 2021 11:48 AM (XvPQV)

Eh, I kind of wished I did not see anything after. It made me consider the first one and it has some flaws.

It was amazing the first time I saw it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 22, 2021 11:54 AM (csEWM)

253 LOVE Lizbeth Scott! Great choice

Posted by: Eli Cash at December 22, 2021 11:54 AM (SScvq)

254 So it's the unvaxed's virus? Seriously... How about it's China's virus...

Posted by: It's me donna at December 22, 2021 11:54 AM (TdaKq)

255
Lizabeth Scott and Stuart Whitman.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 22, 2021 11:54 AM (j8PNF)

256 ""Christianity has frightened people from being free with the threat of damnation"

I don't like some of the hellfire and brimstone approaches, but churches don't organize armies to imprison the non-believers, or even go into their groups and try to entrap them (as our FBI does to "insurrectionists").

OK, there was some persecution of the non-believer (whether that was non-Protestant, or non-Catholic) in previous centuries ... but not so much in America, certainly not recently.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 22, 2021 11:54 AM (Cus5s)

257 NHL not going to Olympics because of COVID-19 surge
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And not wanting to take a chance on the Reds kidnapping all the players just before invading Taiwan.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 22, 2021 11:54 AM (UHVv4)

258 I tested positive for COVID this morning.
have had three Moderna vaccines. I don't
leave my house without a KN95 mask. I
don't eat in restaurants. My family has
been extremely cautious since March 12.
2020.
We got COVID for Christmas because of
poor public health policy.
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If our public health policy was more in line with every previous pandemic instead of changed to the Chinese state model of locking down everyone instead of just the vulnerable, allowing the healthy population to get to herd immunity, coming up with treatment protocols to help reduce the number of hospitalizations, then by this time two years later, Covid would have been spent and she wouldn't have gotten it.
So I actually agree, we have had poor public health policy, thanks Dr. Fauci, you g-dmn little sh*t, may you rot...

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 22, 2021 11:54 AM (fs1hN)

259 >>>Somehow his team mostly managed to slog through it all and produce a vaccine within a year.

Yeah absolutely amazing. It's almost like they had the gene sequencing for the spike protein before they even started. So all they had to do was package it and go to trial. Wow such coincidence.

Posted by: mikethemoose at December 22, 2021 11:55 AM (T/vhV)

260 They seem nice.

(the left)

Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2021 11:55 AM (mD/uy)

261 Most people are tired of the COVID theater. The mask covidians keep resetting the clock.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 22, 2021 11:55 AM (BFigT)

262 I saw Yes "in the round" a couple of times late 70's, but didn't do the Union tour. It all seemed a bit much for me, but most people seem to have enjoyed it.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 22, 2021 11:51 AM (wAnMi)


Union Tour happened during my peak concert-going years and I was intrigued by the assemblage of all of those musicians. I have several "unofficial" recordings of that tour and also the 1989 ABWH tour. The performances hold up well.

Posted by: Doof at December 22, 2021 11:55 AM (mZUr4)

263 well, work is over. signing out to take some PTO and spend time with Smash & Junior-ette.

Y'all behave, now. Ya hear?

Posted by: BifBewalski (IJES/) - at December 22, 2021 11:55 AM (IJES/)

264 Ooh, I just coined a new word. Karenoid!
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2021 11:52 AM


That's positively Karenentic!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 22, 2021 11:55 AM (a3Q+t)

265 If you want to see the deadliness of Omnicrom, Dr. Campbell has the charts:

https://youtu.be/GDhIL9o3vHg

And he is puzzled that the CDC doesn't seem to know much about it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 22, 2021 11:56 AM (5HBd1)

266 Apropos of nothing, the USPS has been surprisingly effective at delivering me packages. Except for the one they have apparently lost, six days in St. Louis so far, I have been getting everything in two or three days, even from California.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 22, 2021 11:46 AM (yQpMk)

there is your clue. St. Louis, either stolen, raped or murdered. what a shit hole.

Posted by: crockpot stew at December 22, 2021 11:56 AM (oSX/P)

267 What are the Euro NHL players gonna do? There's always some tension over them leaving to go play in Euro or world championships. Hard to believe they're all gonna pass on the Olympics (where they normally play for their home countries). Of course, $$$$. Reason they're here in the first place. When they're old enough and have enough, they often return to play in Europe where there aren't 1,238 games per year, and the style is more fun and less likely to lead to injury.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2021 11:56 AM (OTzUX)

268 242 Ooh, I just coined a new word. Karenoid!
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2021 11:52 AM (m45I2)

I'd rather see a Crinoid...

Posted by: Your kids Geology Prof at December 22, 2021 11:56 AM (BgMrQ)

269 Merry Christmas, Bif.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 22, 2021 11:56 AM (xPJvm)

270 The mask covidians

I'm stealing that and Karenoids... LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at December 22, 2021 11:56 AM (TdaKq)

271
"I think the thing that people didn't understand was I was fighting for the same thing for the Browns players as I was for the Raiders players, which was to get paid. ... I don't think everybody was fully aware of just how close those games were to being canceled," Tretter said. "And I don't think everybody was fully aware that, if canceled, they weren't going to get paid. Both teams weren't going to get paid."
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 22, 2021 11:51 AM (Do5/p)



Average salary is what, $1.2 mil?

Don't think that one paycheck is really all that devastating, there chief. I don't feel sorry for you.

However, I find it funny that you were willing to RISK IT so you COULD get paid.

Tells me all I need to know about this virus bullshit.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 11:56 AM (Zz0t1)

272 Ooh, I just coined a new word. Karenoid!
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2021 11:52 AM

That's positively Karenentic!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 22, 2021 11:55 AM (a3Q+t)


With each booster she has a karenasm!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2021 11:56 AM (axyOa)

273 Made me wonder if he got the idea from OM and his French Davidians wordplay ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at December 22, 2021 11:49 AM (KAi7c)


I don't know, but for the record, I was not the first one to come up with the "French Davidians" insult.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 22, 2021 11:56 AM (zyAAP)

274 250 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 22, 2021 11:46 AM (LvTSG)

I'm disappointed in Reeves doing such a crap fest. Looks like he's a paycheck whore like the rest of Hollywood. I started getting that feeling with John Wick 3.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 22, 2021 11:53 AM (H/pb5)

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Reeves isn't in it for the money. He's given away a lot, especially to the stunt teams on his films.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 22, 2021 11:56 AM (LvTSG)

275 Y'all behave, now. Ya hear?
Posted by: BifBewalski (IJES/) - at December 22, 2021 11:55 AM


Bwahahahah! Where did you think you were, The ONT?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 22, 2021 11:56 AM (a3Q+t)

276 So the Inquirer has access to C19 data that our state PA Dept Health hides. Philadelphia county's numbers are not on the official state dashboard.

IOW there is no reliable data coming out of PA

But the CDC says we're 95% jabbed, so Gov. Commie is rolling with that

Posted by: kallisto at December 22, 2021 11:56 AM (DJFLF)

277 So, the annual flu, then?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 22, 2021 11:53 AM


The wife and I were told we had the flu a few weeks ago, the doctor during a phone appointment said we did not have covid and said we did not need tested, pretty sure looking back we had the covid.

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 22, 2021 11:57 AM (bVYXr)

278 220 - 221, whatever it takes.
Posted by: Doof at December 22, 2021 11:48 AM (mZUr4)

Nice!
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2021 11:52 AM (Ez6QX)


Thanks! I've been waiting for an opportunity to do that. Timing that one out was tougher than getting First before Sponge on the Art Thread and getting First on an ONT. Haha!

Posted by: Doof at December 22, 2021 11:57 AM (mZUr4)

279
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2021 11:33 AM (m45I2)


For a moment there, in the first sentences, I was in fear that I was reading a modern version of the Donner Party's horror story. Close call!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 22, 2021 11:57 AM (pNxlR)

280 Another stupid static on today's radio panic reports; Total deaths is the US last year were the highest ever recorded. Up around 15,000.

Well, seeing how our population is constantly increasing a million or so a year...oh never mind. Logic and data cannot penetrate the wall of stupid around the covid cult.


Posted by: Ripley at December 22, 2021 11:45 AM

How many of those 15,000 are due to murders at record highs in every blue city in the nation?

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 22, 2021 11:57 AM (Do5/p)

281 I'm disappointed in Reeves doing such a crap fest. Looks like he's a paycheck whore like the rest of Hollywood. I started getting that feeling with John Wick 3.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 22, 2021 11:53 AM (H/pb5)

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Reeves isn't in it for the money. He's given away a lot, especially to the stunt teams on his films.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 22, 2021 11:56 AM (LvTSG)

I think it's a loyalty thing. He is friends with the director and cast.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at December 22, 2021 11:57 AM (XvPQV)

282 Elizabeth Scott and Murray Hamilton's better looking brother!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 22, 2021 11:58 AM (ZSK0i)

283 Did twitter ban these asshats for hate speech?

Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at December 22, 2021 11:58 AM (rDgjh)

284 U.S. population growth dipped to lowest rate since nation's founding during 2021, the first year of the Pandemic.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 22, 2021 11:58 AM (UHVv4)

285 I cannot get this site to stop reloading on my iPhone 6 with Safari, until it finally gives up with a "error occurred repeatedly" message. If I can navigate to the "comments" link before it gives up, it will load and be stable. But it takes repeated attempts to try to get to that link before it fails enough times to get the "repeatedly" message. Please fix this thing! Try testing.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at December 22, 2021 11:59 AM (9EsIa)

286 284 U.S. population growth dipped to lowest rate since nation's founding during 2021, the first year of the Pandemic.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 22, 2021 11:58 AM (UHVv4)

That will be changing...

Posted by: Pregnant "immigrants" at December 22, 2021 11:59 AM (TdaKq)

287 >>There once was a Karenoid chick
Who said, "Let me show you a trick.
Trust me, it's best
To go get a test
It's the only way to know if you're sick!"
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2021 11:52 AM (m45I2)



This is much better.

Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2021 11:59 AM (HWPXc)

288 281 Reeves isn't in it for the money. He's given away a lot, especially to the stunt teams on his films.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 22, 2021 11:56 AM (LvTSG)

I think it's a loyalty thing. He is friends with the director and cast.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at December 22, 2021 11:57 AM (XvPQV)

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And the director of the John Wick movies was a big presence on the stunt team for The Matrix. Even has a small cameo in the new movie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 22, 2021 11:59 AM (LvTSG)

289 The morning report included a link to an article about "Roosevelt's failed presidency." As one who long ago got past the worship of Saint Franklin, I can't recommend enough "The Roosevelt Myth," by John. T. Flynn (1948!)

https://mises.org/library/roosevelt-myth

Posted by: Brett at December 22, 2021 11:59 AM (j7zpR)

290 Karenoid works very well in place of paranoid. It's a keeper.

Posted by: t-bird at December 22, 2021 12:00 PM (vOGqy)

291 264 Ooh, I just coined a new word. Karenoid!
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2021 11:52 AM

That's positively Karenentic!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 22, 2021 11:55 AM (a3Q+t)

Karentology

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 22, 2021 12:00 PM (/EuRN)

292 >As soon as they announced the "sequel" it was obvious what they were going to do. The world has changed a lot in 20+ years, and the Wachowski's have since gone batshit insane. Not a bit surprised to hear they're going to "take back" the whole redpill thing that was co-opted by the right. Like the left has never hijacked anything in language or culture, ever.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 22, 2021 11:48 AM (wAnMi)

They also just tried to do the same with The Punisher, changing his skull logo because of all of the gun-humping Trumptards that sport Punisher logos on their pickups and ball caps.

Neither of these effort will work. You can't un-meme a successful meme.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 22, 2021 12:00 PM (cSs/W)

293 I am reluctant to say this as I've been burned in the past, but all indications are that Keanu Reeves is an excellent human being.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 22, 2021 12:00 PM (o2MD2)

294 For a moment there, in the first sentences, I was in fear that I was reading a modern version of the Donner Party's horror story. Close call!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 22, 2021 11:57 AM (pNxlR)


Wasn't that a SNL skit? Scene is a restaurant and the waitress is calling out the reservations. "Donner, party of ten, Donner, party of ten." pause... Donner, party of nine, Donner, party of nine." pause...

Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2021 12:00 PM (axyOa)

295 Christianity has frightened people from being free with the threat of damnation" ---

That's what non-Christians think but real Christians know that hope and love is what guides them. Being scared of damnation is not what creates Christian morality but rather we don't want to disappoint our Father.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 22, 2021 12:00 PM (H/pb5)

296 And the director of the John Wick movies was a big presence on the stunt team for The Matrix. Even has a small cameo in the new movie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 22, 2021 11:59 AM (LvTSG)

I can't wait for John Wick 10, where they'll all be chasing each other in Rollators...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 22, 2021 12:01 PM (PiwSw)

297 I have some un-typeable thoughts on where that candle can get shoved.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 22, 2021 12:01 PM (TKmok)

298 @284

>>U.S. population growth dipped to lowest rate since nation's founding during 2021, the first year of the Pandemic.

Except we are now at over 350 million people.

This country is essentially ungovernable and coming unglued with 350 million, largely disconnected people angry people.

Imagine when we are 400M to half a billion?

This country has at most 15-20 more years left.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 22, 2021 12:01 PM (JI7zT)

299
That Newsweek article, LOL. If only.

The possibility that there will be armed resistance against their rampant excesses exists only as a figment of the Leftist imagination. It's a basic subliminal fear/guilt reaction they have because they know it could theoretically, physically occur, and that what they are doing warrants it.

But it's just a fever-dream in the Current Year. The events of the last five years, and particularly the last two haven't catalyzed any reaction of *any kind*. This country is not ready for anything besides lockstep compliance with authority. I think we've got a lot of increasing tyranny, incompetence, shame, degradation and decline before people force change.

After the developments of the Trump administration, I drastically revised my outlook about future possibilities. My new prediction is that the regime has about forty years left in the tank before lamp-post time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 22, 2021 12:02 PM (hQ23g)

300 However, I find it funny that you were willing to RISK IT so you COULD get paid.

Tells me all I need to know about this virus bullshit.


Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 11:56 AM

Exactly. And how many NFL players were on the side of small business owners when the lockdowns went into effect and hundreds (thousands?) of businesses went out of business, livelihoods gone. Funny, no one was fighting for them. But yeah, let's feel sorry for the people making more in one game check than most people make in a year.

Funny how all these unions get exemptions. USPS, UAW, professional sports leagues. $ and votes trump "the science".

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 22, 2021 12:02 PM (Do5/p)

301 Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2021 12:00 PM (axyOa)

I always gave them the name Hellova as the name of our party.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 22, 2021 12:03 PM (H/pb5)

302 I cannot get this site to stop reloading on my iPhone 6 with Safari, until it finally gives up with a "error occurred repeatedly" message. If I can navigate to the "comments" link before it gives up, it will load and be stable. But it takes repeated attempts to try to get to that link before it fails enough times to get the "repeatedly" message. Please fix this thing! Try testing.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at December 22, 2021 11:59 AM (9EsIa)[/]

Safari stinks on ice. The auto refresh is a complaint you'll find on plenty of forums. They actually make apps to turn it off - but it makes more sense to use a less intrusive browser that's not selling your info. I recommend Brave or Duck Duck Go's browser on iOS.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 22, 2021 12:03 PM (wAnMi)

303 It's scary to think their are that many "sheep" out there buying the vax thing

Posted by: It's me donna at December 22, 2021 12:03 PM (TdaKq)

304 Christianity has frightened people from being free with the threat of damnation

Christian people know that sin enslaves us and only Christ brings freedom.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 22, 2021 12:04 PM (KZzsI)

305 You can have an America with 350m Americans.

You can't have an America with 100m Americans, 150m pissy solipsistic assholes, and 100m disinterested foreigners here for the free shit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 22, 2021 12:04 PM (/EuRN)

306 I remember seeing a Stuart Whitman B movie on TV when I was a kid, Shock Treatment. It scared the shit out of me!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 22, 2021 12:04 PM (FVME7)

307 Anyone who has a vaccine-related decorative candle is not a person I want to visit at home anyway.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 22, 2021 12:04 PM (DU+/6)

308 297 I have some un-typeable thoughts on where that candle can get shoved.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 22, 2021 12:01 PM (TKmok)


I actually know someone who is experiencing the flip side of that candle sentiment. She is a vaxxee and her unjabbed friend refuses to see her.

Posted by: kallisto at December 22, 2021 12:04 PM (DJFLF)

309 297 I have some un-typeable thoughts on where that candle can get shoved.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

Go on . . .

Posted by: That Gay Guy Candle Co, hoping your are thinking what he's thinking at December 22, 2021 12:04 PM (GZ/yK)

310 233 NFLPA president JC Tretter says NFL nearly canceled three games that were rescheduled due to COVID-19 outbreaks among teams

https://es.pn/32jEuAv

Tretter, also Cleveland's starting center, was asked Wednesday about criticism he received from Raiders players, notably by linebacker K.J. Wright and cornerback Casey Hayward Jr., for pushing to get the game rescheduled. On Friday, Hayward tweeted, "I'm sure the NFLPA president playing for the Browns didn't have any effect on these negotiations."

"I think the thing that people didn't understand was I was fighting for the same thing for the Browns players as I was for the Raiders players, which was to get paid. ... I don't think everybody was fully aware of just how close those games were to being canceled," Tretter said. "And I don't think everybody was fully aware that, if canceled, they weren't going to get paid. Both teams weren't going to get paid."
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 22, 2021 11:51 AM (Do5/p)

Guess how I know all the players that tested positive and were the reason the games were almost cancelled were fully vaccinated?

Posted by: Buzzion at December 22, 2021 12:04 PM (G2zl5)

311 Lars McMurty appears to be violating Twitter's community guidelines, doesn't he?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 22, 2021 12:04 PM (DU+/6)

312 I saw something yesterday that said Fentanyl overdose was now the leading cause of death amongst adults.
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It's almost as if the Reds are fighting an undeclared war on the U.S. and the rest of the West.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 22, 2021 12:04 PM (UHVv4)

313 310 Guess how I know all the players that tested positive and were the reason the games were almost cancelled were fully vaccinated?
Posted by: Buzzion at December 22, 2021 12:04 PM (G2zl5)

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No scapegoat?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 22, 2021 12:05 PM (LvTSG)

314
Anyone who has a vaccine-related decorative candle is not a person I want to visit at home anyway.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 22, 2021 12:04 PM (DU+/6)

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Exactly. You buy that candle from the Proud Fruit Candlery or whatever it's called to signal your virtue to likeminded throne-sniffing, authoritarian basketcases.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 22, 2021 12:05 PM (hQ23g)

315 "These People Have Lost Their Minds, Part I:"

This bint is dumb enough not to understand that even a respirator mask is worthless if your eyes are exposed and that she's much more likely to get it via contact - whether touching things and not washing her hands like a retard, or simply via deliveries.

All of her theater is pointless. They're just pandemic LARPing.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at December 22, 2021 12:05 PM (c3Jw6)

316 >>>Christianity has frightened people from being free with the threat of damnation

Right while the secularists insist that you just cease to exist at death. Which then requires them to coerce you into servitude to them.

Posted by: mikethemoose at December 22, 2021 12:06 PM (T/vhV)

317 Doctor Who and the Karenoids

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 22, 2021 12:06 PM (63Dwl)

318
But it takes repeated attempts to try to get to that link before it fails enough times to get the "repeatedly" message. Please fix this thing! Try testing.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune


Sounds like its got PHONEVID. Terminal, too. Best put it under one of your car's tires and run over it (twice) to put the poor thing out of its misery.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 22, 2021 12:06 PM (pNxlR)

319 I saw something yesterday that said Fentanyl overdose was now the leading cause of death amongst adults.
WTF?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 22, 2021 11:47 AM


Adults 18-45, not all adults.

Posted by: Chuck C at December 22, 2021 12:06 PM (EughT)

320 I posted on the art thread that a Reich coin from 1940 appeared in my change purse...and didn't really *get* the significance of that little omen until just now...


hmmmm

Posted by: kallisto at December 22, 2021 12:06 PM (DJFLF)

321 Funny how fat Ana always is racist against white people and yet has whiter skin than Bette

Posted by: Avi at December 22, 2021 12:06 PM (T4qa/)

322 She is a vaxxee and her unjabbed friend refuses to see her.

I'm pretty confident that is an extreme anomaly.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 22, 2021 12:06 PM (TKmok)

323 This brunette in a tight, short dress isn't afraid of COVID, doesn't have Fauci votive candles and doesn't pick arguments with her family members of Christmas dinner:
https://is.gd/ts4rAq

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 22, 2021 12:06 PM (DU+/6)

324 I cannot get this site to stop reloading on my iPhone 6 with Safari, until it finally gives up with a "error occurred repeatedly" message.

A few weeks ago, someone said that upgrading to iOS 15 fixed it. That hasn't been my experience but does seem a little better.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 22, 2021 12:06 PM (nfrXX)

325 How many of those 15,000 are due to murders at record highs in every blue city in the nation?

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 22, 2021 11:57 AM


How many of that increase were from drug overdoses? I seem to recall reading something a few weeks ago that overdose deaths are skyrocketing during the plandemic.

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 22, 2021 12:06 PM (bVYXr)

326 317 Doctor Who and the Karenoids
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 22, 2021 12:06 PM (63Dwl)

VAC-CIN-NATE

VAC-CIN-NATE

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 22, 2021 12:07 PM (/EuRN)

327 Muldoon, I'm stealing that.
I'll pay the ampersand royalties.
Posted by: Diogenes


*******

Great! Soon I will be like Scrooge MulDuck, wallowing in a swimming pool full of ampersands.

Better than bitcoin.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2021 12:07 PM (m45I2)

328 322 She is a vaxxee and her unjabbed friend refuses to see her.

I'm pretty confident that is an extreme anomaly.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 22, 2021 12:06 PM (TKmok)

Is the vaxxee always yammering about it? Does it dominate every convo? If so, I get it.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at December 22, 2021 12:07 PM (BoOUn)

329 Tequila Fish?

I'd try it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 22, 2021 11:30 AM (csEWM)

Prolly tastier than Tequila Mockingbird.

Posted by: Snake Plissken at December 22, 2021 12:07 PM (P3gRi)

330 Ooh, I just coined a new word. Karenoid!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2021 11:52 AM

There have been some really great new words I've learned here. Pretty sure I learned of Branch Covidians sometime last summer, since I used it at a FFL team name. Karenoid is now another one. And someone shared vaccinazi recently, which I thought was good.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 22, 2021 12:07 PM (Do5/p)

331 "304 Christianity has frightened people from being free with the threat of damnation

Christian people know that sin enslaves us and only Christ brings freedom.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 22, 2021 12:04 PM (KZzsI)"

As a practical matter, Christianity seems to have a subpar solution to the problem of Karens, cat ladies, and wine moms the last few decades. Although it's quite possible a bunch of denominations have been meddled with to arrive at that outcome.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at December 22, 2021 12:08 PM (c3Jw6)

332 It's almost as if the Reds are fighting an undeclared war on the U.S. and the rest of the West.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 22, 2021 12:04 PM


How many are druggies and how many are victims of the FDA pain management decrees who have to act like druggies?

Posted by: Chuck C at December 22, 2021 12:08 PM (EughT)

333 Is the vaxxee always yammering about it? Does it dominate every convo? If so, I get it.

Exactly.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 22, 2021 12:08 PM (TKmok)

334 Diogenes at December 22, 2021 12:00 PM (axyOa)

I always gave them the name Hellova as the name of our party.
Posted by: Just a side note

Since my wife and I have a spot of German heritage, for us it's:

"Notsee, Notsee party of XXX."?

Most of the youngun hostesses don't get it at all.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2021 12:08 PM (mD/uy)

335 Reeves isn't in it for the money. He's given away a lot, especially to the stunt teams on his films.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 22, 2021 11:56 AM (LvTSG)

I hope that's the case and what I've always thought but I've been fooled before.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 22, 2021 12:08 PM (H/pb5)

336
Exactly. You buy that candle from the Proud Fruit Candlery or whatever it's called ...


"Every One Was Jammed Up an Ass Before We Boxed It to Send to You!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 22, 2021 12:08 PM (pNxlR)

337 So that's what real tits look like.

Posted by: creeper at December 22, 2021 12:09 PM (cTCuP)

338 I cannot get this site to stop reloading on my iPhone 6 with Safari, until it finally gives up with a "error occurred repeatedly" message.

As far as I can tell, this has to do with the Kaboom-level ad programming that the site uses. This is not an excuse for Safari—web sites shouldn’t be able to do this to a browser. But it’s easy enough to fix (in my experience): turn off third-party javascript.

I use Autarky to do this, and it makes browsing the entire web, not just AOSHQ, much nicer. Set Safari to use “Content Blockers” on all sites; then, disable it on the rare occasions a site is better with that feature disabled.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 22, 2021 12:09 PM (CX3cf)

339 How many of that increase were from drug overdoses? I seem to recall reading something a few weeks ago that overdose deaths are skyrocketing during the plandemic.

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 22, 2021 12:06 PM

Ah good point. Fentanyl is the new top reason for death for 18-45 or something, right?

So increase in murders in blue cities, increase in drug deaths could easily reach 15,000.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 22, 2021 12:09 PM (Do5/p)

340 297 I have some un-typeable thoughts on where that candle can get shoved.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 22, 2021 12:01 PM (TKmok)


Nah, he'd probably like it. And who knows, maybe that candle has already been there.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 22, 2021 12:09 PM (zyAAP)

341 I'm pretty confident that is an extreme anomaly.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 22, 2021 12:06 PM (TKmok)


no doubt.

However, I as an Unjabbed, surrounded by jabbees at work, did conscientiously wear a mask in the beginning when I was around them.

I still sanitize every surface, but I was doing that b4 the 'ro anyway. I just am more diligent about the sanitation now.

Posted by: kallisto at December 22, 2021 12:09 PM (DJFLF)

342 "Every One Was Jammed Up an Ass Before We Boxed It to Send to You!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 22, 2021 12:08 PM (pNxlR)


Don LeMon's side hustle.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 22, 2021 12:10 PM (PiwSw)

343 VAC-CIN-NATE

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 22, 2021 12:07 PM

VAX-SIN-NATION

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 22, 2021 12:10 PM (Do5/p)

344 As a practical matter, Christianity seems to have a subpar solution to the problem of Karens, cat ladies, and wine moms the last few decades

The solution is for women to submit to the authority of their husbands, while the husbands are to be Christ-like in their nature. That, plus a strong Gospel message of humility, trust in Christ, and recognition of our own sin goes a long ways to check the natural tyrant that lives in most of our hearts.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 22, 2021 12:10 PM (KZzsI)

345 Hey, all,

Missed the MR because I was out having the car's blood changed and shoes swapped around. I see multiple people got our mystery guests, Lizabeth Scott and Stuart Whitman, both interesting choices from the more glamorous age of Hollywood!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 22, 2021 12:10 PM (c6xtn)

346 Lizabeth Scott - Stuart Whitman - Silver Lode (1954)

Posted by: Zube at December 22, 2021 12:11 PM (m+kht)

347 I hope none of us are shocked or surprised by this:
---
You left out "concerned"

Posted by: Axeman at December 22, 2021 12:11 PM (OaZlZ)

348
Karenoid is now another one. And someone shared vaccinazi recently, which I thought was good.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton


Something tells me Webster's won't add them to their list.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 22, 2021 12:11 PM (63Dwl)

349 Morning.

Had a blowout.

Then when I thought it was all taken care of it turned out I had a busted airbag.

FML

Posted by: Robert at December 22, 2021 12:11 PM (gbsj/)

350 A billion here a billion there its only slush fund money now...

Nearly $100 billion at minimum has been stolen from COVID-19 relief programs set up to help businesses and people who lost their jobs due to the pandemic, the U.S. Secret Service said Tuesday.

Posted by: Colin at December 22, 2021 12:11 PM (UF8gN)

351 The violence and hatred from the loving and tolerant left is fomented by failure of Joepedo. He has to blame someone or something for his destruction.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 22, 2021 12:12 PM (iDcra)

352 We got COVID for Christmas because of poor public health policy.

______________

If she's referring to the public policy that allowed Dr. Mengele Fauci to send millions of our tax dollars to a dirty Chinese bioweapons lab that was working on making bat viruses more dangerous to humans, then I totally agree with her!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 22, 2021 12:12 PM (k4dH2)

353 Larry Storch!

Posted by: klaftern at December 22, 2021 12:12 PM (taPSh)

354 117 I got the Omicron virus. Fortunately I got tested before I got any symptoms, or else I wouldn't have known I was sick. I was able to manage it at home with food and beverages. I was mildly asymptomatic for three days, but then was moderately asymptomatic for a week. At that point I became severely asymptomatic for about 12 hours, then returned to normal. My wife and kids had a milder form of the same thing. Once I had three negative tests in a row I felt asymptomatic enough to go back to work.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2021 11:33 AM (m45I2)

If you tested negative thru all that, then you didn't have Wuflu/omicron. You had something else.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 22, 2021 12:12 PM (Fs5vw)

355 I read on Quora that Keanu overheard one of the guys on his crew tell another crewmember that if he didn't come up wit 20k he was going to lose his house. A few days later Keanu passed out bonuses. That guy got 20k.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 22, 2021 12:12 PM (o2MD2)

356 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 22, 2021 12:10 PM (c6xtn)

I believe Ms. Scott won a lawsuit against some tabloid. I'll have to look it up.

Posted by: kallisto at December 22, 2021 12:12 PM (DJFLF)

357 352 If she's referring to the public policy that allowed Dr. Mengele Fauci to send millions of our tax dollars to a dirty Chinese bioweapons lab that was working on making bat viruses more dangerous to humans, then I totally agree with her!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 22, 2021 12:12 PM (k4dH2)

=========

She wishes we were more like Sweden.

But not that Sweden, the Sweden in her mind.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 22, 2021 12:12 PM (LvTSG)

358 How many of that increase were from drug overdoses? I seem to recall reading something a few weeks ago that overdose deaths are skyrocketing during the plandemic.

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 22, 2021 12:06 PM

Ah good point. Fentanyl is the new top reason for death for 18-45 or something, right?

So increase in murders in blue cities, increase in drug deaths could easily reach 15,000.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton


Don't forget suicides due to covid.

Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 22, 2021 12:12 PM (uXonU)

359 Then when I thought it was all taken care of it turned out I had a busted airbag.
Posted by: Robert


You should be able to get a second-hand one from CNN on the cheap.

Posted by: mikeski at December 22, 2021 12:13 PM (P1f+c)

360 How many of that increase were from drug overdoses? I seem to recall reading something a few weeks ago that overdose deaths are skyrocketing during the plandemic.

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 22, 2021 12:06 PM

Ah good point. Fentanyl is the new top reason for death for 18-45 or something, right?

So increase in murders in blue cities, increase in drug deaths could easily reach 15,000.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 22, 2021 12:09 PM


Drug overdose increases along with exploding numbers of suicides coupled with the murder increases most likely account for the vast majority of "excess" deaths this year.

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 22, 2021 12:13 PM (bVYXr)

361 There have been some really great new words I've learned here. Pretty sure I learned of Branch Covidians sometime last summer, since I used it at a FFL team name. Karenoid is now another one. And someone shared vaccinazi recently, which I thought was good.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton

Nothing beats "nickelfucker". I use that IRL now.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 22, 2021 12:13 PM (OssQ4)

362 The Left and its followers are people filled with such inner ugliness and hatred. They are horrible, horrible people. I thank G*d I'm not one of them.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 22, 2021 12:13 PM (sVtYq)

363 As far as I can tell, this has to do with the Kaboom-level ad programming that the site uses.

What appears to be happening is that the background JavaScript from third-party (usually advertising) sites does so much crap and uses so much memory that it crashes the browser, which then attempts to reload the web page, and repeats this several times until it recognizes it’s been crashing over and over.

Then what the browser usually does is ask, do you want me to keep crashing over and over, although not in those words.

Blocking the third-party scripts short-circuits that by not loading the scripts that are crashing the browser.

I try to send the cost of a few boxes of Kaboom! to Ace every once in a while to make up for not viewing the ads on the site.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 22, 2021 12:13 PM (CX3cf)

364 Another stupid static on today's radio panic reports; Total deaths is the US last year were the highest ever recorded. Up around 15,000.

look at it another way, in the midst of the worst pandemic evar!! (tm) we only lost 15k more than average.

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 22, 2021 12:13 PM (8D42x)

365 The Matrix Resurrections is...a total mess.

It's a therapy session masquerading as an action adventure spectacle.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 22, 2021 11:42 AM (LvTSG)

Bummer.

I loved the original and unironically enjoyed the sequels. I think maybe I'll see it anyway just to see for myself. To be disappointed. One more disappointment in life...

Posted by: Robert at December 22, 2021 12:13 PM (w+tEJ)

366 And in possibly the worst news of the day, the previous thread gave me an earworm and it's a song I detest, "Marrakesh Express" by Crosby, Stills and Nash.

All abooooard that train......

Ugh.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 22, 2021 12:14 PM (lNHqD)

367 She is a vaxxee and her unjabbed friend refuses to see her.

I'm pretty confident that is an extreme anomaly.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 22, 2021 12:06 PM (TKmok)


This reaction is more logical than the reverse. Vaxxers carry the virus unknowingly and thus are the secret squirrrel spy spreaders.

Posted by: LASue at December 22, 2021 12:14 PM (Ed8Zd)

368 117 I got the Omicron virus. Fortunately I got tested before I got any symptoms, or else I wouldn't have known I was sick. I was able to manage it at home with food and beverages. I was mildly asymptomatic for three days, but then was moderately asymptomatic for a week. At that point I became severely asymptomatic for about 12 hours, then returned to normal. My wife and kids had a milder form of the same thing. Once I had three negative tests in a row I felt asymptomatic enough to go back to work.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2021 11:33 AM (m45I2)

That's the scary part of Omicron. You can go from perfectly healthy to completely asymptomatic so fast that you don't even notice it! Then you go out in public, and you make all your friends and family asymptomatic. It's a crisis, I tell ya! A Crisis!

Posted by: Wally at December 22, 2021 12:15 PM (AYjBa)

369 324 I cannot get this site to stop reloading on my iPhone 6 with Safari, until it finally gives up with a "error occurred repeatedly" message.

A few weeks ago, someone said that upgrading to iOS 15 fixed it. That hasn't been my experience but does seem a little better.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 22, 2021 12:06 PM (nfrXX)


You know, the blogging platform that AoSHQ was written on hasn't been state-of-the-art since about 2002. It may be kind of unrealistic to expect it to work perfectly with the browser on these newfangled smartphone thingummabobs.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 22, 2021 12:15 PM (zyAAP)

370 How many of those 15,000 are due to murders at record highs in every blue city in the nation?

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 22, 2021 11:57 AM


How many of that increase were from drug overdoses? I seem to recall reading something a few weeks ago that overdose deaths are skyrocketing during the plandemic.

Posted by: Mister Scot


Who know? No telling if it was even true. The number was included in the daily morning panic report and not much detail given. I see that with a lot of the covid scare statistics. Some number is found that makes things sound bad, really grim and it is thrown to the covidians like red meat. Usually it is some number taken out of context or twisted to support their panic porn.

Posted by: Ripley at December 22, 2021 12:15 PM (MxEKc)

371 This reaction is more logical than the reverse. Vaxxers carry the virus unknowingly and thus are the secret squirrrel spy spreaders.
Posted by: LASue

Well then...we must...let me think here....
Get Another Jab!!!

...Vaxxers...

Posted by: Bruce at December 22, 2021 12:15 PM (vd8XM)

372 There have been some really great new words I've learned here. Pretty sure I learned of Branch Covidians sometime last summer, since I used it at a FFL team name. Karenoid is now another one. And someone shared vaccinazi recently, which I thought was good.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton

Nothing beats "nickelfucker". I use that IRL now.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist,

Pancho Vanilla for Beto.

Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 22, 2021 12:15 PM (uXonU)

373 You should be able to get a second-hand one from CNN on the cheap.
Posted by: mikeski at December 22, 2021 12:13 PM (P1f+c)

Sorry, my truck is "air ride equipped" not "baby rapist equipped".

Posted by: Robert at December 22, 2021 12:15 PM (+6vgA)

374 Nearly $100 billion at minimum has been stolen from COVID-19 relief programs set up to help businesses and people who lost their jobs due to the pandemic, the U.S. Secret Service said Tuesday.
Posted by: Colin at December 22, 2021 12:11 PM (UF8gN)


Our state is so stupid we lost $600 million to Nigerian scammers.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2021 12:16 PM (Ez6QX)

375 Muldoon, you are a Moron Treasure.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeepe

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at December 22, 2021 12:16 PM (arJlL)

376 365 Bummer.

I loved the original and unironically enjoyed the sequels. I think maybe I'll see it anyway just to see for myself. To be disappointed. One more disappointment in life...
Posted by: Robert at December 22, 2021 12:13 PM (w+tEJ)

========

I was disappointed but not really all that surprised. I like all of the original trilogy, but I always felt like the whole thing was hanging from a thread. Only one of the Wachowskis coming back and then having it be about the emotional death of parents while WB probably offered little oversight at the script stage did nothing good for the film's ability to tell a story.

But, I'm reading other viewers who got into it as well, but it's all hinging on how much you had originally got invested in the stilted romance between Neo and Trinity in the originals.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 22, 2021 12:16 PM (LvTSG)

377 Libtard #1 maybe had found a package from the store from way back in early March 2020 that she neglected to sanitize. That's gonna bite you in the ass every time.

Posted by: Roy at December 22, 2021 12:16 PM (Ti+Tv)

378 I have some un-typeable thoughts on where that candle can get shoved. Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 22, 2021 12:01 PM (TKmok)

Be a real shame if those candles had explosives and sprayed white phosphorus everywhere after burning for a couple of hours. They'd never get their chance to line people up along ditches.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 22, 2021 12:16 PM (wAnMi)

379 Bummer.

I loved the original and unironically enjoyed the sequels. I think maybe I'll see it anyway just to see for myself. To be disappointed. One more disappointment in life...
Posted by: Robert at December 22, 2021 12:13 PM (w+tEJ)


Can I say that the Wachowskis were better movie makers when they were men? Or will the Cancel Culture Crowd get me for that?

Posted by: Wally at December 22, 2021 12:16 PM (AYjBa)

380
If you tested negative thru all that, then you didn't have Wuflu/omicron. You had something else.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons


REALLY!?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 22, 2021 12:17 PM (pNxlR)

381 Nothing beats "nickelfucker". I use that IRL now.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist,

Pancho Vanilla for Beto.

Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 22, 2021 12:15 PM (uXonU)


My personal favorite: low-energy slap-dick (for Obama).

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 22, 2021 12:17 PM (zyAAP)

382 Posted by: Colin at December 22, 2021 12:11 PM (UF8gN)

Recently arrested a person in Houston that had millions in fraudulent PPP loans.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 22, 2021 12:17 PM (H/pb5)

383 And in possibly the worst news of the day, the previous thread gave me an earworm and it's a song I detest, "Marrakesh Express" by Crosby, Stills and Nash.

-
Our House is a very very very fine house.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 22, 2021 12:17 PM (FVME7)

384 Pancho Vanilla for Beto.
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 22, 2021 12:15 PM (uXonU)

Talcum X for Shaun King

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 22, 2021 12:17 PM (PiwSw)

385 Another stupid static on today's radio panic reports; Total deaths is the US last year were the highest ever recorded. Up around 15,000.

a lot of people were denied their normal medical care due to Covide hysteria and overreaction.

Posted by: kallisto at December 22, 2021 12:17 PM (DJFLF)

386 Karentology
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 22, 2021 12:00 PM (/EuRN)

Invented by Kare-Ron Hubbard?

Posted by: Boswell at December 22, 2021 12:17 PM (5iUNf)

387 look at it another way, in the midst of the worst pandemic evar!! (tm) we only lost 15k more than average.
Posted by: SturmToddler


We would have lost billions without the lockdowns and vaccinations!!!

Posted by: your Karenoid neighbors at December 22, 2021 12:17 PM (P1f+c)

388 The solution is for women to submit to the authority of their husbands, while the husbands are to be Christ-like in their nature. That, plus a strong Gospel message of humility, trust in Christ, and recognition of our own sin goes a long ways to check the natural tyrant that lives in most of our hearts.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 22, 2021 12:10 PM

Baptist girl I dated back in 2002-2005 was big into her church, as were her parents. All nice people from my time spent with them while dating her. Though I specifically remember her mom stating that she specifically does not abide by the Biblical teaching for wives to submit to their husbands. I was already a lapsed Catholic at the time and barely holding on to my belief in Christianity, and it struck me as just yet another case of a pick-and-choose Christian, of which I had met numerous in my life. Pick and choose to follow the teachings of a religion except for the stuff you don't like.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 22, 2021 12:17 PM (Do5/p)

389 372
Nothing beats "nickelfucker". I use that IRL now.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist,

Pancho Vanilla for Beto.

Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 22, 2021 12:15 PM (uXonU)
-------------------

I don't know who here coined the term, but I now always refer to AOC as "Chiquita Khrushchev."

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 22, 2021 12:18 PM (lNHqD)

390 And in possibly the worst news of the day, the previous thread gave me an earworm and it's a song I detest, "Marrakesh Express" by Crosby, Stills and Nash.
-
Our House is a very very very fine house.
You're welcome.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 22, 2021 12:17 PM (FVME7)


Anything but 1-877-Kars-4-Kids.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 22, 2021 12:18 PM (wAnMi)

391 I don't know who here coined the term, but I now always refer to AOC as "Chiquita Khrushchev."
Posted by: Pennsyltucky


That's beautiful.

Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 22, 2021 12:18 PM (uXonU)

392 MammaBonita: Peritoneal dialysis, which can be done at home, is much easier on the body than hemodialysis. You have to leave home for hemo, and it is done only three times a week. PD, OTOH, is done seven nights a week without leaving home. I myself will be switching from help to PD in the new year.

JerseyDevilRider: My oldest son's best friend had Hodgkin's twice, and fully recuperate both times. Today, he is bopping around every bit as good as new.

All my friends in grey boxes: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. I'm not saying 2022 has got to be better than 2021, because that's what I said about 2021 and 2020, and look where we are now.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- bitterly clinging to the deplorable life '70s style! at December 22, 2021 12:18 PM (j0p94)

393 It may be kind of unrealistic to expect it to work perfectly with the browser on these newfangled smartphone thingummabobs.

Yes, but I don’t think it should be able to cause crashes the way it does. This used to be a way to hack into a system. The various modern security features built into modern browsers and operating systems probably block any hacking attempts, but seeing those crashes still worries me.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 22, 2021 12:19 PM (CX3cf)

394 REALLY!?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 22, 2021 12:17 PM (pNxlR)


I am trying so very hard not to LOL at work...

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2021 12:19 PM (Ez6QX)

395 Throw Graham Nash from the train.

Posted by: klaftern at December 22, 2021 12:19 PM (taPSh)

396 >>>They'll never admit that their precious shots failed.

Wait until they find out it was the third "booster" that gave them VAIDS.

Posted by: Phuk Ho Le at December 22, 2021 12:19 PM (6GYJQ)

397 This brunette in a tight, short dress isn't afraid of COVID, doesn't have Fauci votive candles and doesn't pick arguments with her family members of Christmas dinner:
https://is.gd/ts4rAq
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 22, 2021 12:06 PM (DU+/6)



That the new thing now? Walkin' around, wearin' short dresses, sniffin' cocaine, wash yo dick in the sink?

Posted by: Eddie's Grandma at December 22, 2021 12:19 PM (Zz0t1)

398 Donkey Chompers is still my favorite for AOC.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 22, 2021 12:19 PM (OssQ4)

399 252 216 For the record, I still really, really like the first Matrix movie.

Everything after that can probably be skipped, unless there's some fan edits out there that fix the sequels.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at December 22, 2021 11:48 AM (XvPQV)


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IMO, the only problem with the sequels is they showed Zion as a place not worth saving.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 22, 2021 12:20 PM (Kquh6)

400 There is plenty in the Bible not to like. Doesn't change a damn thing. It is what it is, the unadulterated word of the almighty GOD, and he does not care whether you like it or not.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 22, 2021 12:20 PM (o2MD2)

401 Talcum X for Shaun King
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes



Who can forget Lesco Brandon?

Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 22, 2021 12:20 PM (uXonU)

402 Pick and choose to follow the teachings of a religion except for the stuff you don't like.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton
___

Buffet Christianity.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 12:20 PM (vcwBL)

403 Recently arrested a person in Houston that had millions in fraudulent PPP loans.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 22, 2021 12:17 PM

I bet there are thousands of doctors, nurses, administrators in hospitals across the country who should be arrested for fraud in regards to COVID data reporting in order to get some of that sweet taxpayer $ from the CARES Act. But they won't be arrested, because it was a federal government sponsored fraud, done specifically to push the Plandemic hysteria.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 22, 2021 12:20 PM (Do5/p)

404 comment not found

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 22, 2021 12:21 PM (LvTSG)

405 Nood, Let's Go Brandon!

Posted by: J. Carter at December 22, 2021 12:21 PM (P1f+c)

406 Ace is up...

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at December 22, 2021 12:21 PM (qQU8E)

407 ___

Buffet Christianity.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 12:20 PM (vcwBL)



Did you say buffet??! WHERE?!?!?!

- Ana Navarro

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)

408
Speaking of ad programming: I had a spooky thing happen.

We all know that the phones listen in on everything we say, and it's no surprise when we have a conversation about some product/category and then instantly get targeted ads about it.

But this was next-level shit. I wanted a nice watch for the boy for Christmas, because he's a little man now. Being a gift and all, I never mentioned this aloud. I went to the jeweler, and described in vague terms what I was looking for, and my price range. She selected a model for my review, and I was pleased, and bought it. At no point was the name of the make or model mentioned. I purchased it and left.

Less than 24 hours later, on this very site, I was advertised the *exact* same one with factory-direct pricing, in a clear bid to get me to return the retail purchase and get a price break.

Big Data grows more creepy and intrusive by the day.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 22, 2021 12:21 PM (hQ23g)

409 404 comment not found
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,


Golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 22, 2021 12:22 PM (uXonU)

410 There are two forms of Leftist apology.

sponge: "I'm sorry I got caught."

second: "I'm sorry your feelings got hurt by my Truth."

Posted by: mikeski at December 22, 2021 11:23 AM (P1f+c)

I saw what you did. Nobody else seems to, but too many comments to double check....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 22, 2021 12:22 PM (7bRMQ)

411
Ace is up -- another record for Brandon!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 22, 2021 12:22 PM (pNxlR)

412 And once again we enter another winter without so much as a whisper about regular flu season.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 22, 2021 12:22 PM (Fs5vw)

413 That's the scary part of Omicron. You can go from perfectly healthy to completely asymptomatic so fast that you don't even notice it! Then you go out in public, and you make all your friends and family asymptomatic. It's a crisis, I tell ya! A Crisis!
__________

Yep, I don't think I could possibly go on living, knowing that I may have given a runny nose to some poor innocent for a few days.

How could I live with the guilt and shame? It'd be too much!!!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 22, 2021 12:22 PM (k4dH2)

414 I saw what you did. Nobody else seems to, but too many comments to double check....
Posted by: OrangeEnt


I'm not the first to do it, I'm just running with the meme.

Posted by: mikeski at December 22, 2021 12:23 PM (P1f+c)

415 This brunette in a tight, short dress isn't afraid of COVID, doesn't have Fauci votive candles and doesn't pick arguments with her family members of Christmas dinner:
https://is.gd/ts4rAq


Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 22, 2021 12:06 PM

Looks a little bit like a young Morena Baccarin.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 22, 2021 12:24 PM (Do5/p)

416 I don't know about smartphones but when Ace's ads began going buggy [not Ace's fault] I switched from Pale Moon [that also had special popup-blocker features] to Brave and now my Win8.1 tablet, Win8.1 p.c., and Windows 10 laptop are all fine at the HQ.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 22, 2021 12:25 PM (UHVv4)

417 Karentology
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Invented by Kare-Ron Hubbard?
Posted by: Boswell

Didn't he also write Diuretics?

hehehe

Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2021 12:25 PM (mD/uy)

418 It's easy to run up the death count, if you don't provide treatment until people need hospitalization. Or if you put infected people in with the most vunerable. Or if you try to fire any doctor that is successfully treating the disease. Third world countries are doing a better job at treatment than we are. And by the way, Japan seems to be done with this. They haven't had an omnicrom spike.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 22, 2021 11:36 AM (5HBd1)

When I got covid in October, the doctors in our area were just telling people to stay home and treat it like a flu virus, don't come into the office and don't go to the hospital unless you couldn't breathe.

Posted by: megthered at December 22, 2021 12:26 PM (sfWd9)

419 I cannot get this site to stop reloading on my iPhone 6 with Safari,
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at December 22, 2021 11:59 AM (9EsIa)

Well, there's your problem, right there.

Posted by: Snake Plissken at December 22, 2021 12:27 PM (P3gRi)

420 Horde,

Pray for my dad. He's elderly a Vietnam vet. Has multiple health issues. Including COPD. Last night a "cold" had advanced to the point his O2 dipped to 77. They called an ambulance. He's at the Albuquerque VA. Feels more comfortable breathing betterish. Mom is ok she seems to think he will bounce back. One day he won't. I'm afraid it will be soon. Anyway pray please.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at December 22, 2021 12:27 PM (0OmEj)

421 Can I say that the Wachowskis were better movie makers when they were men?

They had one good movie in them, and a bunch of meh or terrible crap

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 22, 2021 12:27 PM (KZzsI)

422 421 Can I say that the Wachowskis were better movie makers when they were men?

They had one good movie in them, and a bunch of meh or terrible crap
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 22, 2021 12:27 PM (KZzsI)

=======

I like Speed Racer, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 22, 2021 12:28 PM (LvTSG)

423 USN Takim,

I've survived O2 levels in the high 60s. Prayers that he recovers just fine.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 22, 2021 12:29 PM (5HBd1)

424 "Her name was Joanne..."

Over a week, now, that song has been playing in my head. Thanks a bunch, whoever linked that.

Posted by: creeper at December 22, 2021 12:29 PM (cTCuP)

425 Nood.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 22, 2021 12:30 PM (PiwSw)

426 Read those tweets again - multiply them in your mind by however many millions agree - then tell me again why those in power will back off these restriction next spring.

Its delusional hope - by people trying to convince themselves that somehow, someway, this will all work out.

Posted by: Mr. Obvious at December 22, 2021 12:32 PM (Wux4A)

427 Losing Tami has been a reminder of how hard even a normal Christmas can be. So many loved ones left us at this time of year. I'm holding my breath till 02JAN.

Posted by: creeper at December 22, 2021 12:32 PM (cTCuP)

428 Pray for my dad.
~~~
Prayers up for your dad, your mom, you and all your loved ones. May you all be blessed with the Peace of God during this time and forever.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 22, 2021 12:37 PM (IDhUW)

429 Trump has said all should get vaccinated

Posted by: Kurt at December 22, 2021 12:52 PM (08XW3)

430 Lizabeth Scott and Stuart Whitman in Silver Lode circa 1954.

Posted by: Ebert & Siskel at December 22, 2021 01:15 PM (nZr0l)

431 That can work both ways. I would feel uncomfortable sometimes since it seemed the way I was the only one of the few that thought that way and they left was kind of justified in getting mad about it.

I don't feel that way anymore and it's very liberating. I live in a very conservative area so I don't see too many from the left on a daily basis but they're here. And I'm just waiting for someone to say something like that so that I can put them in their place and do it calmly without concern because I'm not alone.

It's always a two way street. Sometimes your opponents are very good at hiding that but it's there. Just look harder.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 22, 2021 01:20 PM (6vGtZ)

432 I've had a scratchy throat for the last couple of days. I wonder if it's allergies or Omicron. My friend asked if I was gonna get a test and I said why? I don't have a week to wait for an appt. to get one.

Posted by: jaimo at December 22, 2021 01:21 PM (DBrN4)

433 Go for it, Lars. Skin that smokewagon, as the line goes. Oh . . . you are expecting somebody else to do that for you, too, aren't you? I'm afraid this job is a bit harder to outsource than saysifying your wife.

Posted by: Anotheranon at December 22, 2021 01:44 PM (psiUK)

434 jaimo, emp. asked me to get one.

Posted by: Infidel at December 22, 2021 01:50 PM (qpolg)

435 A classic! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ4eCFczjgs

Posted by: thefritz at December 22, 2021 02:47 PM (jBMw+)

436 I assume Lars hasn't had his Twitter privileges revoked yet.

Posted by: 370H55V at December 22, 2021 08:11 PM (WusEB)

437 She was born Emma Matzo, but we'll never know if she was kosher for passover.

Posted by: 370H55V at December 22, 2021 08:17 PM (WusEB)

438 To @ananavarro:
Your terms are acceptable.

To @DarienSWilson:
I think you got COVID for Christmas by FOLLOWING public health policy.

Posted by: Harvey G Hohmann at December 22, 2021 11:05 PM (y8Viz)

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