Woke Marvel Comics Uses White Woman to Lecture Hispanic Woman About Why She Should Call Herself "LatinX" Instead of "Latino" or "Latina"

Perfecto.

No, this isn't a parody of the woke position.

This is oblivious woke people doing what oblivious woke people do: stupidly lecturing about things they are perfectly ignorant about.

Bounding Into Comics explains how Marvel's attempt to pander to Hispanics turned into Woke White Leftist Women lecturing Hispanics.

As usual.

This is from Marvel's tryhard pandering title, Marvel Voices: Comunidadex Vol. 1: Latinx and Proud. (Why not Marvel Voces: LatinX y orgulloso, you bigots?*)

[T]he aptly titled 'Latinx and Proud' story begins with the Hispanic Spider-heroes Miles and Anya rescuing a woman from a mugger as she was headed down to "an immigrants rights rally at city hall."

Yes there are "Spider-Heroes" now of every race and gender because everyone needs their own Spider-Person. Or Spider-PersonX.

Helping the woman pick up her protest signs, Miles and Anya then agree to attend the rally, swinging off to Miles' Brooklyn home to create their own set of protest materials.

Zam! POW! KERRRANGGG!

Shortly after their arrival, Miles' mom, Rio Morales, returns home from the grocery store, only to find herself puzzled by the use of 'Latinx' on one of their signs.
This leads her to ask Anya, "What does that mean? Latinx. I've heard the term thrown around lately but I've never had the opportunity to really ask about it."

And thus begins the Woke Lecture about LatinX, given by a smug white leftist woman (Anya) to an actual Hispanic woman (Rita Morales).

I guess I should say that Anya's last name is "Corazon" but she's obviously white coded (redhead) so she's Spanish/European. A "White Hispanic," as the New York Times would say.

Rita is confused by this silly nonsense-talk of her deranged and smug white guest, but when Miles points out that the Spanish word "ahorita" can have different meanings depending on context, she realizes that language is messy and we should call people whatever they like -- especially if that language involves "personal identity."

Which is exactly the way that middle aged Hispanic mothers talk, in my limited experience. They talk exactly like 26 year old white leftwing hipster Twitter-Addict Brooklynites.

"The world outside your window." Nailed it again, Marvel!

KA-THOOOM! Can you feel the excitement?!

Hey Kids!!! Comics!!!

Tip via I, Hypocrite, who says, "Marvel Comics were different when I was young."

Indeed. They've gotten so much better, haven't they?

Todo que es "woke" se convierte en mierda.

Unrelated, but they look like supervillains:

His face 🤣 pic.twitter.com/4eDFGAxnZ6
— Art TakingBack 🇺🇸 (@ArtValley818_) December 15, 2021

* Ya Boi Zach calls this "Dora the Explorer Spanish," where you just use the Spanish for one very obvious cognate in a sentence, to make it "sound Spanishy," while not being Spanish at all.

I mean, this is a convention a lot of people use, but Woke Marvel should do better. If you're going to do a LatinX Pride book, commit to the bit and do the whole thing in Spanish. Don't be COLONIZERS and write it with English with only a few TOKEN Spanish words here and there.

Do Better, Woke Marvel.

Do Better.

Posted by: Ace at 01:31 PM

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1 Action packed!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 15, 2021 01:32 PM (LvTSG)

2 The Miles Morales Spiderman video game had a big BLM graffiti art piece that the devs made sure you saw by putting a mission reward right next to it.

A pity.

Posted by: junior at December 15, 2021 01:32 PM (ertEf)

3 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 15, 2021 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)

4 I nooded.

Posted by: Iris at December 15, 2021 01:33 PM (DibdT)

5 His face...

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The things a man will do for poon.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 15, 2021 01:33 PM (LvTSG)

6 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: Iris at December 15, 2021 01:33 PM (DibdT)

7 Zombie Marvel.
The comics are dead, they just keep twitching and trying to infect other people. Luckily, they suck at it and almost all their fans have left them.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 15, 2021 01:33 PM (V6f9+)

8

It's fun to see pics of young white women surrounding themselves with black people to shopw how much they really truly care, and how much better they are!

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at December 15, 2021 01:34 PM (XnbJC)

9 Has anyone explained why the artists are drawing a latinxses woman as tall and slender?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 15, 2021 01:34 PM (XSoJN)

10 BArf

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 15, 2021 01:34 PM (wAnMi)

11 >>>His face!

Dude! No woman is worth that.

Posted by: flounder at December 15, 2021 01:34 PM (SH2Zi)

12 This leads her to ask Anya, "What does that mean? Latinx. I've heard the term thrown around lately but I've never had the opportunity to really ask about it."
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This is how people speak. I never had the opportunity to tell you this, but this is exactly how people speak.

Posted by: ... at December 15, 2021 01:35 PM (IzxvC)

13 And DC is no better. The tumor there started with Denny O'Neil and it metastasized.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 15, 2021 01:35 PM (V6f9+)

14 They claim "Latinx" was developed by Alphabet Soup people in "Latin America" so it's totes okay, right? Not "colonization" after all if woke Alphabet Soup people in "Latin America" make language changes, right?

Posted by: Thrawn at December 15, 2021 01:35 PM (Rl7KJ)

15 Apparently there is this huge push to stop using Latinx because it turns out that actual Hispanic people despise the term.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 15, 2021 01:35 PM (KZzsI)

16 I am totally going home tonight and whitesplaining Latinx to my husband. Thanks Ace!

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 15, 2021 01:35 PM (Ez6QX)

17 Destroy Marvel. End them. Not another nickel do they get.

Ace, check out this Sean Davis article, reporting Adam Schiff's latest disgusting criminality:

https://tinyurl.com/2p9yw357

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 15, 2021 01:35 PM (aWoBQ)

18 On a related note (comics - real ones) some parasites used Stan Lee's account to shill NFT's. Needless to say, most fans aren't having any of it.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 15, 2021 01:35 PM (wAnMi)

19 lol. That woman in the video looks absolutely insufferable. And the look on the dude's face registers the moment he's calculating the math to determine whether his public humiliation is worth the horizontal bop.

Posted by: red speck at December 15, 2021 01:35 PM (gS3OW)

20 That goof in the shield looks sooo happy to be there.

Probably not his idea...

Posted by: Rosasharn at December 15, 2021 01:35 PM (yEBFM)

21 Willowed:

I managed to pick up both The Birth of a Nation and Intolerance from Kino recently, both Blu-rays went on sale on Kino's site through different sales.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 15, 2021 01:31 PM (LvTSG)

I own an extra copy of Birth I could have sent you. I just bought Lubitsch's The Eyes of the Mummy Ma, with Pola Negri and Theda Bara's last feature, The Unchastened Woman, since I lost the one copy I have.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 15, 2021 01:36 PM (2JVJo)

22 And of course the dumbass brown person who thinks that the leftists talk like their shit's all retarded comes into the fold and accepts their total rightness and becomes an agent for change.

Because of course.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2021 01:36 PM (DU+/6)

23 these people make me want to curse in spanish, that farking crap is this, rhetorical,

Posted by: no 6 at December 15, 2021 01:36 PM (hMlTh)

24 I am totally going home tonight and whitesplaining Latinx to my husband. Thanks Ace!

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 15, 2021 01:35 PM (Ez6QX)

Oh, to be a fly on the wall. lol

Posted by: flounder at December 15, 2021 01:36 PM (SH2Zi)

25 And I'll stay out of this thread, since comic books interest me not at all.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 15, 2021 01:36 PM (2JVJo)

26 The video is almost a perfect microcosm of what's happened to the world.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 15, 2021 01:36 PM (slNNd)

27 13 And DC is no better. The tumor there started with Denny O'Neil and it metastasized.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 15, 2021 01:35 PM (V6f9+)

Razorfist brought this up several times, saying the woke nonsense in DC started with making Batgirl lesbian and that being her sole character trait from then on.

Posted by: Thrawn at December 15, 2021 01:36 PM (Rl7KJ)

28 I keep thinking of the Vonnegut twins that had their own language....can't remember which novel.

Posted by: BignJames at December 15, 2021 01:36 PM (AwYPR)

29 Apparently there is this huge push to stop using Latinx because it turns out that actual Hispanic people despise the term.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 15, 2021 01:35 PM (KZzsI)

Oh yeah that'll stop them.

Posted by: ... at December 15, 2021 01:36 PM (IzxvC)

30 5 His face...

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The things a man will do for poon.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 15, 2021 01:33 PM (LvTSG)

Or for holding onto the barest hope of poon. Which is probably more the case in this situation.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at December 15, 2021 01:36 PM (II3Gr)

31 T]he aptly titled 'Latinx and Proud' story begins with the Hispanic Spider-heroes Miles and Anya rescuing a woman from a mugger as she was headed down to "an immigrants rights rally at city hall."

Because if you are hispanic, of course you are an immigrant.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 15, 2021 01:36 PM (aPI6x)

32 Unrelated, but they look like supervillains:
His face pic.twitter.com/4eDFGAxnZ6

- Art TakingBack us (@ArtValley818_) December 15, 2021
Posted by: Ace at 01:31 PM

The King looks like the Piss Boy!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 15, 2021 01:36 PM (Zz0t1)

33 21 I own an extra copy of Birth I could have sent you. I just bought Lubitsch's The Eyes of the Mummy Ma, with Pola Negri and Theda Bara's last feature, The Unchastened Woman, since I lost the one copy I have.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 15, 2021 01:36 PM (2JVJo)

========

Yeah, I'm a format snob at this point. It's a flaw on my part. Blu-ray or better...unless it's not available. I'm thinking of picking up the Ford at Fox DVD boxset because it has so much that's not available on Blu-ray anymore like Drums Along the Mohawk.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 15, 2021 01:36 PM (LvTSG)

34 They need a serious dialogue coach. Nobody talks this way. These characters aren't people, they're messaging props.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2021 01:36 PM (DU+/6)

35 I miss Betty and Veronica.

Posted by: wth at December 15, 2021 01:36 PM (v0R5T)

36 This leads her to ask Anya, "What does that mean? Latinx. I've heard the term thrown around lately but I've never had the opportunity to really ask about it."

It means middle age white women redefining your culture for you. You're welcome.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 15, 2021 01:37 PM (SchxB)

37 Spider-verse was a half decent movie. I mean, considering the era. Morales actually makes a good Spiderman just because it isn't the same Peter Parker retread over and over!

But the comics were always substantially worse. I won't be surprised to see this tie-in fail pretty badly.

Posted by: trev006 at December 15, 2021 01:37 PM (Eqkqm)

38 The industry comics that come out of dental hygiene marketing are more entertaining than that Marvel dreck.

Posted by: red speck at December 15, 2021 01:37 PM (gS3OW)

39 This reminds me of the scene where Captain America decides he doesn't believe in even the dream of America any more. Its like 8 straight pages of Cap talking to himself in a dark apartment, washing his shield with dish soap like its a plate. The dialog is insufferable but the comic is incredibly dull. As an artist I would have hated the assignment.

You want me to draw what??.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 15, 2021 01:37 PM (KZzsI)

40 So it's a comic about chicks sitting in the kitchen and yakking?

Posted by: gp On Heavy Drugs at December 15, 2021 01:37 PM (qpX6U)

41 Rio Morales,

Because literally no other hispanic last name exists to white leftists.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 15, 2021 01:37 PM (aPI6x)

42 Thank God for Anime/Manga, because most comic book shops would be dead trying to push this dreck.

Does Marvel really wonder why they sell just 204 nationally?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 15, 2021 01:37 PM (wAnMi)

43 Oh, to be a fly on the wall. lol
Posted by: flounder at December 15, 2021 01:36 PM (SH2Zi)

He'll probably just call me a "cracka" and stop listening.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 15, 2021 01:37 PM (Ez6QX)

44 36 It means middle age white women redefining your culture for you. You're welcome.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 15, 2021 01:37 PM (SchxB)

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"Now speak Spanish, the language of your conquerors!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 15, 2021 01:37 PM (LvTSG)

45 How real Latinas talk when they hear about Latinx:

Ah, mija. That is bullshit! Your abuelita would roll over in her grave!

Posted by: blaster at December 15, 2021 01:37 PM (mbFEM)

46 16 I am totally going home tonight and whitesplaining Latinx to my husband. Thanks Ace!
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 15, 2021 01:35 PM (Ez6QX)

LOL

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at December 15, 2021 01:38 PM (II3Gr)

47 So it's a comic about chicks sitting in the kitchen and yakking?
Posted by: gp On Heavy Drugs at December 15, 2021 01:37 PM (qpX6U)

And it passes the Bechtel Test! AMAZEBALLS!

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 15, 2021 01:38 PM (wAnMi)

48 I read the cartoon.

That's 5 minutes I'm never going to get back.

It really reiterates why I stopped reading comic books of such nature when I was 10.

I still have all of my Peanuts, MAD and Crack'd, for obvious reasons.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 15, 2021 01:38 PM (Zz0t1)

49 Razorfist brought this up several times, saying the woke nonsense in DC started with making Batgirl lesbian and that being her sole character trait from then on.

Posted by: Thrawn at December 15, 2021 01:36 PM (Rl7KJ)

Smashing evil 70s rug, wherever it rears its unkempt self.

Posted by: flounder at December 15, 2021 01:38 PM (SH2Zi)

50 It's fun to see pics of young white women surrounding themselves with black people to shopw how much they really truly care, and how much better they are!

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at December 15, 2021 01:34 PM (XnbJC)

There are entire channels on Pornhub showing this kind of care.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 15, 2021 01:38 PM (V6f9+)

51 Do hispanics even read comic books?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 15, 2021 01:38 PM (nVc2+)

52 This leads her to ask Anya, "What does that mean? Latinx. I've heard the term thrown around lately but I've never had the opportunity to really ask about it."

People really talk this way! Its so hip and now and trendy! Kids will love it! WHY IS THIS NOT SELLING FORTY MILLION COPIES???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 15, 2021 01:38 PM (KZzsI)

53 Sorry to go OT, but is that "copy my crypto dot com slash Ace of spades" thing at the top of the main page legit?

Posted by: bluebell at December 15, 2021 01:38 PM (wyw4S)

54 That "guy" is never going to live this down. The video will haunt his days. Someday, his wife will have another man's child and the child will ask, "Daddy, why are you such a dweeb?" and the guy will not have an answer.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 15, 2021 01:38 PM (aWoBQ)

55 Imagine how the Spanish Inquisition would respond to such nonsense.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 15, 2021 01:38 PM (Zz0t1)

56 I need to whitesplain to you why your language is sexist and unnecessarily genders things.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 15, 2021 01:39 PM (aPI6x)

57 Oh, to be a fly on the wall. lol
Posted by: flounder at December 15, 2021 01:36 PM (SH2Zi)

He'll probably just call me a "cracka" and stop listening.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 15, 2021 01:37 PM (Ez6QX)

Wag the finger and give him the "oh no you din'nt!"

Posted by: flounder at December 15, 2021 01:39 PM (SH2Zi)

58 Yes there are "Spider-Heroes" now of every race and gender because everyone needs their own Spider-Person. Or Spider-PersonX.
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This is really fucking stupid. The word "hero" is gendered. We have "heroine" for the feminine form.
Hero is male. Heroine is female. Hero is also for if the sex of the person is unknown. Exactly, in other words, like "Latino."

So "spider-hero" is *still* gendered. These people are really, seriously dumb. Why didn't they make up some stupid woke-ass word for it? I propose "herx"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2021 01:39 PM (DU+/6)

59 46 16 I am totally going home tonight and whitesplaining Latinx to my husband. Thanks Ace!
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 15, 2021 01:35 PM (Ez6QX)

LOL
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at December 15, 2021 01:38 PM (II3Gr)

You're a Latinx Camel.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 15, 2021 01:39 PM (1SidA)

60 So...uh...what happens if someone is above you when you wear your COVID CONE of SHAME?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 15, 2021 01:39 PM (ESjRY)

61 So it's a comic about chicks sitting in the kitchen and yakking?
Posted by: gp On Heavy Drugs at December 15, 2021 01:37 PM (qpX6U)
.........

They're not even making sammiches.

Posted by: wth at December 15, 2021 01:39 PM (v0R5T)

62 SPONGE!!!
Posted by: Iris at December 15, 2021 01:33 PM (DibdT)

I am legend.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 15, 2021 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)

63 >His face

They forgot to seal the top. Coof's gonna get 'em!

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 15, 2021 01:40 PM (cSs/W)

64 Whatever happened to Sergeant Fury killing Japs?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 15, 2021 01:40 PM (BMmaB)

65 Paul Simon - The Boy In The Bubble
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uy5T6s25XK4

Posted by: zmdavid at December 15, 2021 01:40 PM (xqRaG)

66 Do hispanics even read comic books?

*

They prefer manga.

(wait for it...)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 15, 2021 01:40 PM (XSoJN)

67 This leads her to ask Anya, "What does that mean? Latinx. I've heard the term thrown around lately but I've never had the opportunity to really ask about it."

This is written by someone who has never had a conversation with another human. Like Kamala.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 15, 2021 01:40 PM (aPI6x)

68 mierda

This is one of the words my junior-high Spanish teacher wouldn't teach us. The *only* bad word she would share was caramba.

I think AtC would have been much more fun.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 15, 2021 01:40 PM (a3Q+t)

69 Spider Persyn Spider Persyn does what a Spider Persyn can.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 15, 2021 01:40 PM (ESjRY)

70 But the comics were always substantially worse. I won't be surprised to see this tie-in fail pretty badly.
Posted by: trev006

The 'minority' characters in comics have become puppets for the nuFascists. Their only worth is in Leftist ax-grinding idiocy.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 15, 2021 01:40 PM (1t5dY)

71 Is this what Marvel comic writers waste time on? This doesn't advance the story, even if it were valid; it doesn't really reveal character (except in the "woke" sense); and it's dull. One thing you could never say about the classic Marvel or DC comics: They were never dull.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 15, 2021 01:40 PM (txdEq)

72 They need a serious dialogue coach. Nobody talks this way. These characters aren't people, they're messaging props.
Posted by: Joe

Joe, these 'characters' haven't been and never will be people.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 15, 2021 01:40 PM (8qttn)

73 It always amazes me how Marvel always makes the one getting 'explained to' look sofa king mentally deficient. Retarded, one might say.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 15, 2021 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)

74 So it's a comic about chicks sitting in the kitchen and yakking?

Honestly that's what most comics are these days. Page after page of dreary "slice of life" with terrible writing, with like 1-2 pages of action, in which the heroine yawns as she effortlessly defeats a villain which all the boys have to fight so hard against, and Teaches Him An Important Lesson in the process.

Its tedious as hell, and there's a reason that American comics combined for the entire year sell less than one issue of the most popular Manga.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 15, 2021 01:40 PM (KZzsI)

75 They need a serious dialogue coach. Nobody talks this way. These characters aren't people, they're messaging props.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2021 01:36 PM (DU+/6)

More proof that it's not *supoosed* to be entertaining anymore. Comics are now supposed to be people in gay skintight costume prostheletyzing through a colorful community organizing PowerPoint.

Posted by: ... at December 15, 2021 01:40 PM (IzxvC)

76 Next we can talk about RiRi Williams, aka "Ironheart". White liberals literally know so damn few actual black people that they based the character and named her after Rhianna.

And, she's SUPER popular, being an insufferable shit.

Fuck Zombie Marvel.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 15, 2021 01:40 PM (V6f9+)

77 Imagine how the Spanish Inquisition would respond to such nonsense.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 15, 2021 01:38 PM (Zz0t1)

They'd put it to good use. Admit it, you'd tell them whatever they wanted after 7 hours.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 15, 2021 01:41 PM (wAnMi)

78 Buffy The Vampire Slayer character Anya > Marvel character Anya.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2021 01:41 PM (DU+/6)

79 rescuing a woman from a mugger as she was headed down to "an immigrants rights rally at city hall."
----
They parody themselves, don't they?

Their world view is fully defined by their own racism, and their refusal to shut up about it can only be their own subconscious realization that they are racists.

I was reading something yesterday where the author injected some stupid over the top generalization of religious conservatives. Their view of those who don't agree with them is absolutely juvenile and cartoonish.

These are not deep thinkers.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 15, 2021 01:41 PM (8kYVv)

80 Sorry to go OT, but is that "copy my crypto dot com slash Ace of spades" thing at the top of the main page legit? Posted by: bluebell at December 15, 2021 01:38 PM (wyw4S)

Ask King Harv.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 15, 2021 01:41 PM (BMmaB)

81 So it's a comic about chicks sitting in the kitchen and yakking?
Posted by: gp On Heavy Drugs

They're not even making sammiches.
Posted by: wth

Then what the hell are they good for?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2021 01:41 PM (4AR9z)

82 71 Is this what Marvel comic writers waste time on? This doesn't advance the story, even if it were valid; it doesn't really reveal character (except in the "woke" sense); and it's dull. One thing you could never say about the classic Marvel or DC comics: They were never dull.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 15, 2021 01:40 PM (txdEq)

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Got the writer like a dozen hearts on Twitter, though.

Worth it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 15, 2021 01:41 PM (LvTSG)

83 anyone besides me think the artwork is pretty crappy?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 15, 2021 01:41 PM (Ynyl9)

84 24 I am totally going home tonight and whitesplaining Latinx to my husband. Thanks Ace!

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 15, 2021 01:35 PM (Ez6QX)

^^Too late! He knows you have irresistible bacon wench powers. He will nod happily...

Posted by: Iris at December 15, 2021 01:41 PM (DibdT)

85 I miss Betty and Veronica.
Posted by: wth at December 15, 2021 01:36 PM (v0R5T)

For years the Army had a maintenance magazine that featured Connie Rod. Yum! Would make these twinks look even bigger fools.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 15, 2021 01:41 PM (axyOa)

86 Joe, these 'characters' haven't been and never will be people.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 15, 2021 01:40 PM (8qttn)
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Of course. Which is one of many reasons these stories suck and the properties fail.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2021 01:42 PM (DU+/6)

87
He'll probably just call me a "cracka" and stop listening.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 15, 2021 01:37 PM (Ez6QX)

But he's not serious unless he calls you a 'cracka ass bitch.'

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 15, 2021 01:42 PM (Zz0t1)

88 Imagine how the Spanish Inquisition would respond to such nonsense. Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 15, 2021 01:38 PM (Zz0t1)
They'd put it to good use. Admit it, you'd tell them whatever they wanted after 7 hours. Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 15, 2021 01:41 PM (wAnMi)

Especially when they resorted to the comfy chair.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 15, 2021 01:42 PM (BMmaB)

89 rescuing a woman from a mugger as she was headed down to "an immigrants rights rally at city hall."
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They parody themselves, don't they?

**

Surely they noted the color of the mugger.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 15, 2021 01:42 PM (XSoJN)

90 So it's a comic about chicks sitting in the kitchen and yakking?

Coming in the next issue of Spider Heroes...Into the StupidVerse...Anya and Rio eat yogurt and talk about pooping. Heroically!

Posted by: 18-1 at December 15, 2021 01:42 PM (ESjRY)

91 >>>It's fun to see pics of young white women surrounding themselves with black people to shopw how much they really truly care, and how much better they are!

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at December 15, 2021 01:34 PM (XnbJC)

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Hmmm. In some settings, I hear that can be referred to as getting "blacked". But that could be a totally different thing. Probably.

Posted by: Turn two at December 15, 2021 01:42 PM (wkUlG)

92 So "spider-hero" is *still* gendered. These people are really, seriously dumb. Why didn't they make up some stupid woke-ass word for it? I propose "herx"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2021 01:39 PM (DU+/6)

The word "hero" is serving as the skinsuit.

Posted by: ... at December 15, 2021 01:42 PM (IzxvC)

93 52 This leads her to ask Anya, "What does that mean? Latinx. I've heard the term thrown around lately but I've never had the opportunity to really ask about it."

Did President Dying Brain have this conversation with someone before using the word Latinx in a speech?

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 15, 2021 01:42 PM (eGTCV)

94 Sorry to go OT, but is that "copy my crypto dot com slash Ace of spades" thing at the top of the main page legit? Posted by: bluebell at December 15, 2021 01:38 PM (wyw4S)

Ask King Harv.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 15, 2021 01:41 PM (BMmaB)

It's legit.

Posted by: Sonobi at December 15, 2021 01:42 PM (SH2Zi)

95 OT: Two of the faculty in my office, whom I have known for 15 years and more, have each brought me a Christmas bottle of spirits (a champagne of some kind or a wine, I'm not sure). They do this every year, bless 'em, even though I don't drink.

Well, I've never *mentioned* that I don't drink. . . .

It won't go to waste. Miss Linda can pick one, and I'll bring the other to my long-time mechanic next week.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 15, 2021 01:42 PM (txdEq)

96 Maybe it's all just a conspiracy to keep themselves in work by the Spell-Checker Software Cabal. That's right the SCSC aka Big Auto-Cucumber.

Posted by: DaveA at December 15, 2021 01:42 PM (FhXTo)

97 Oh and the art sucks.
But they hire idiots off Twitter and Tumblr whom they can pay jack shit.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 15, 2021 01:43 PM (V6f9+)

98 I'm from a world where if you wore a cylindrical cone around your head like that, we would try to pitch popcorn into it from behind you at the movies.

In the office we would crumple up paper and try to hit it like trash can basketball.

In prison, the other inmates in the cell would try to pitch playing cards into it.

That's the world I'm from.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 15, 2021 01:43 PM (slNNd)

99 Willow > Buffy The Vampire Slayer character Anya > Marvel character Anya.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 15, 2021 01:43 PM (ESjRY)

100 This leads her to ask , "What does that mean? Gringx. I've heard the term thrown around lately but I've never had the opportunity to really ask about it."

As if.

Posted by: old chick at December 15, 2021 01:43 PM (sOete)

101 90 So it's a comic about chicks sitting in the kitchen and yakking?

Coming in the next issue of Spider Heroes...Into the StupidVerse...Anya and Rio eat yogurt and talk about pooping. Heroically!
Posted by: 18-1 at December 15, 2021 01:42 PM (ESjRY)

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"Holy shit...it passed the Bechdel Test...I'm cumming so hard right now..."
-Jonah Goldberg

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 15, 2021 01:43 PM (LvTSG)

102 Whatever happened to Sergeant Fury killing Japs?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 15, 2021 01:40 PM (BMmaB)

Sgt. Rock > Sgt. Fury.

Posted by: BignJames at December 15, 2021 01:43 PM (AwYPR)

103 >>>90 So it's a comic about chicks sitting in the kitchen and yakking?

this is literally almost all Marvel comics is now, yes.

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2021 01:43 PM (0G13K)

104 For years the Army had a maintenance magazine that featured Connie Rod. Yum! Would make these twinks look even bigger fools. Posted by: Diogenes at December 15, 2021 01:41 PM (axyOa)

PS Magazine, with Connie and Bonnie. Connie was white and Bonnie was black. This started back in the days of race riots in the barracks and armed CQs and we were trying to work together.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 15, 2021 01:43 PM (BMmaB)

105 All of a sudden, those accidental and catastrophic Indian "kitchen fires" make a lot of sense.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 15, 2021 01:43 PM (wAnMi)

106 The thing is, most comic book "writers" allowed in the big two these days are either celebrities brought on for sales (or, sort of celebrities), and webcomics chicks brought on for diversity points.

None of them like comic books, superheroes, or the medium and are only doing it so they can hopefully stage into something "better" like movies. There's no passion or even understanding of the work any more.

And honestly, for DC and Marvel it doesn't matter because comics are almost always a net loss. They don't make money on Spider-Man, they make money on Spidey merchandizing. So both aren't about the comics, they are just an idea house to come up with stuff that maybe can be made into a movie or TV show later, and hopefully t-shirts, bed sheets, 'action figures', video games, and so on.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 15, 2021 01:43 PM (KZzsI)

107 It's fun to see pics of young white women surrounding themselves with black people to shopw how much they really truly care, and how much better they are!

Yes, yes it is.

Posted by: Five horny black guys at December 15, 2021 01:44 PM (ESjRY)

108 It always amazes me how Marvel always makes the one getting 'explained to' look sofa king mentally deficient. Retarded, one might say.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 15, 2021 01:40 PM

My bread-and-butter technique.

Posted by: Jen Psaki, Interlocutus of the Republic at December 15, 2021 01:44 PM (a3Q+t)

109 @83

>>anyone besides me think the artwork is pretty crappy?

Yes, most comic book art is crap these days.

The days of Kirby, Byrne and Buschema are over.

It really started going down hill with McFarlane, Leifeld and Lee.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 15, 2021 01:44 PM (nVc2+)

110 Santa Persyn is Coming via Bicycle to Town

Posted by: ... at December 15, 2021 01:44 PM (IzxvC)

111
A good example of the hokum-based society, right here. Comics written and illustrated, printed, shipped and stocked for sale to *precisely nobody.*

But a career for those who signal their virtue. And down at the virtue-signalling factory, everyone's a Stakhanovite.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 15, 2021 01:44 PM (2ABQr)

112 So happy to see that Spielberg's remake of West Side Story bombed. But the critics loved it!! They must really want to get invited to one of Spielberg's woke cocktail parties.

I am sure that Spielberg believes that people just aren't sophisticated enough to be awed by his latest adventure in "art".

Posted by: Cheri at December 15, 2021 01:44 PM (oiNtH)

113 You can use any term that is comfortable for you. As long as it is either Latinx or Latine

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 15, 2021 01:44 PM (aPI6x)

114 Ask King Harv.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 15, 2021 01:41 PM (BMmaB)
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Lol. I wish he wasn't so expensive - I'd buy from him in a heartbeat based on his outfit alone. Well, and the fact he advertises here. Maybe after all the kids go back after Christmas I'll break open the piggy back and give it a try.

Posted by: bluebell at December 15, 2021 01:44 PM (wyw4S)

115 It's fun to see pics of young white women surrounding themselves with black people to shopw how much they really truly care, and how much better they are!
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at December 15, 2021 01:34 PM (XnbJC)
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My mom had an acquaintance once who was like this. She and her husband talked about how progressive and diverse the neighborhood was because they had a black family and an Asian family and an Arab family and whatnot.

My mom asked them, "how is that diversity? Why do you care so much about skin color? You live in a gated community. You all earn more or less the same, you all went to college, you all vote similarly, you all have the same interests. Your subdivision is not diverse and never has been."

They were not amused.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2021 01:44 PM (DU+/6)

116 That twitter vid at the end looks like something out of Portlandia.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 15, 2021 01:44 PM (cqcfX)

117 Wow, woke exposition dumps taking up half of the issue isn't raking in the millions? Who could have guessed?

As always, they don't care if it's successful or not. Either way they win: either killed it or converted it.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 15, 2021 01:44 PM (cSs/W)

118 They think up all of this dumb shit.

And I only need to think of LOLGF

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 15, 2021 01:44 PM (M+Lyo)

119 I saw #cowx trending on twitter and I thought maybe they wanted a term that would apply to both cows and bulls, but it was just the weather in Colorado.

Posted by: zmdavid at December 15, 2021 01:44 PM (xqRaG)

120 Sgt. Rock > Sgt. Fury. Posted by: BignJames at December 15, 2021 01:43 PM (AwYPR)

You have a good point, but Sgt. Rock mostly killed Krauts, while Sgt. Fury killed Japs. The artists drew the Japs as better enemies.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 15, 2021 01:44 PM (BMmaB)

121 I identify as Latrine.

Posted by: Furious George at December 15, 2021 01:44 PM (9vQJW)

122 67 This leads her to ask Anya, "What does that mean? Latinx. I've heard the term thrown around lately but I've never had the opportunity to really ask about it."

This is written by someone who has never had a conversation with another human. Like Kamala.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 15, 2021 01:40 PM (aPI6x)

Say, isn't Anya a Russian name?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 15, 2021 01:45 PM (1SidA)

123 37 Spider-verse was a half decent movie. I mean, considering the era.

I had written off that movie. (Ugh... another reboot. And the "everyone is Spiderman" marketing that went with it screamed woke-fest. And it came on the heels of Black Panther and Black Lightning releases, so I was blacked out.)

But I was pleasantly surprised. Visually stunning. And the storyline actually lifted up a two-parent family (dad was even a cop!) and villainized a black gangster-type character. So, yeah... wokiness never really came into play, and it was a fun ride. Gee... kinda how a silly comic book movie should be.

Posted by: red speck at December 15, 2021 01:45 PM (gS3OW)

124 Latin is even more encompassing.

Posted by: Leland at December 15, 2021 01:45 PM (IG4sd)

125 Number two should be easy to do.

Posted by: wth at December 15, 2021 01:45 PM (v0R5T)

126 Fantastic!
Real Hispanics hate LatinX.

An actual opposition party would run ads on Spanish language media of a montage of Democrats saying "LatinX"

And end it with, "if they don't understand your language, how can they understand you?"

Posted by: Lrrr at December 15, 2021 01:45 PM (jIL4c)

127 I'm not familiar with "ahorita." "Ahora" means "now, sure, but "ahorita"? "Little now"?

In any case, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS DOING IN A STORY ABOUT SUPERHEROES????

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 15, 2021 01:45 PM (txdEq)

128 and there's no hispanic woman with a first name of rio, these people fill me with rage,

Posted by: no 6 at December 15, 2021 01:45 PM (hMlTh)

129 99/100 Latinos hate the term Latinx.

Well, you know, there is another term gaining steam: Latine!

Now you can have 2 terms to hate!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 15, 2021 01:45 PM (aPI6x)

130 anyone besides me think the artwork is pretty crappy?

Yes, most comic book art is crap these days.

**

It reminds me of the style of the late 80s or so that the New Mutants (IIRC) ushered in, which is just about the time I stopped reading mainstream comic books.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 15, 2021 01:45 PM (XSoJN)

131 This season on Project Runway a white liberal racist got booted off the show when she went off on a tangent about racism, lecturing the black contestants about how down with their struggle she was, etc. They were clearly really uncomfortable with her. Then she got mad at one black guy for not "supporting" her, White Savior that she is, during a dispute she had with another black designer.

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 15, 2021 01:45 PM (mNhhD)

132 >>"Holy shit...it passed the Bechdel Test...I'm cumming so hard right now..."
-Jonah Goldberg

"You fucking did it!" - R. B. Ginsberg

Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2021 01:45 PM (UUHkl)

133 I asked the GF if she ever sat around with her female friends eating yogurt and talking about problems dropping the deuce.

For some reason she's mad at me now.

I guess I'll have to wait to ask if eating salad makes her laugh.

Posted by: Obligatory at December 15, 2021 01:45 PM (ESjRY)

134 This is one of the words my junior-high Spanish teacher wouldn't teach us. The *only* bad word she would share was caramba.

I think AtC would have been much more fun.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 15, 2021 01:40 PM (a3Q+t)

My Spanish teacher taught us all the Spanish curse words. He also used to write us "bathroom passes" and let us go to 7-Eleven.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 15, 2021 01:46 PM (Ez6QX)

135 Santa Persyn is Coming via Bicycle to Town

Posted by: ... at December 15, 2021 01:44 PM (IzxvC)

Vaxed and masked, with your individually specified ~~mental illness themes~~ pronouns.

Posted by: flounder at December 15, 2021 01:46 PM (SH2Zi)

136 >>>I'm not familiar with "ahorita." "Ahora" means "now, sure, but "ahorita"? "Little now"?

i think it means like "just now" but like in English if you say "I'm just coming right now" does that mean you're coming right now, or does that mean, I'm coming pretty soon?

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2021 01:46 PM (0G13K)

137 anyone besides me think the artwork is pretty crappy?

Its not terrible, its just really bland and not dynamic. The last panel is a bit more interesting, but the angle is exactly the same "me sitting in the room looking at them", the characters are bland and not expressive, the background is minimal, and there's no actual storytelling.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 15, 2021 01:46 PM (KZzsI)

138 Imagine how awesome your life and country is when you have to complain about vowels.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 15, 2021 01:46 PM (XSoJN)

139 ahorita, means soon, what planet are these people from, ceti alpha 6,

Posted by: no 6 at December 15, 2021 01:46 PM (hMlTh)

140 "Holy shit...it passed the Bechdel Test...I'm cumming so hard right now..."
-Jonah Goldberg
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 15, 2021 01:43 PM (LvTSG)
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The Bechdel Test. Good grief.

Get out of here with that stupid, asinine bullshit and shut up forever, Goldberg.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2021 01:47 PM (DU+/6)

141 132 "You fucking did it!" - R. B. Ginsberg
Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2021 01:45 PM (UUHkl)

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I understood this reference.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 15, 2021 01:47 PM (LvTSG)

142 If it was not such a "big deal" it shouldn't be brought up in the first place. "Do whatever it comfortable for you as long as you use one of the two choices I've given you: Latinx or Latine." Bah.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 15, 2021 01:47 PM (poMoX)

143 and there's no hispanic woman with a first name of rio, these people fill me with rage,

I thought she was dancing in the sand?

Posted by: Duran Duran at December 15, 2021 01:47 PM (ESjRY)

144 Which one is Anya?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2021 01:47 PM (4AR9z)

145 They were not amused.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2021 01:44 PM (DU+/6)

It's certainly bizzaro world that I don't notice shit like that, and that makes me a bad person.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 15, 2021 01:47 PM (wAnMi)

146 But he's not serious unless he calls you a 'cracka ass bitch.'
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 15, 2021 01:42 PM (Zz0t1)

Oh the bloodshed if he did...

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 15, 2021 01:47 PM (Ez6QX)

147 >>there's no hispanic woman with a first name of rio,

Uh...

Posted by: Simon LeBon at December 15, 2021 01:47 PM (UUHkl)

148 WHO THE FUCK FUCKING CARES.

Fuck what these retards want to call each other, EYES ON THE FUCKING PRIZE PEOPLE!

Are they super ultra mega turbo gay? Sure. And that has FUCK ALL to do with the bullshit legislation surrounding them.

PLEASE STROP MISSING THE FUCKING FOREST FOR THE FUCKING TREES.

IGNORE THIS FLUFF AND FOCUS ON THE ULTRA BULLSHIT LEGISLATION!!!!!!

Posted by: paveknife at December 15, 2021 01:47 PM (NqPcP)

149 Nothing like cheaply illustrated "twitter conversations" to draw in young readers.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at December 15, 2021 01:47 PM (uhPTO)

150 My mom asked them, "how is that diversity? Why do you care so much about skin color? You live in a gated community. You all earn more or less the same, you all went to college, you all vote similarly, you all have the same interests. Your subdivision is not diverse and never has been."

They were not amused.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2021 01:44 PM (DU+/6)
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Mama Mannix needs to hang out here.

Posted by: bluebell at December 15, 2021 01:47 PM (wyw4S)

151 PS Magazine, with Connie and Bonnie. Connie was white and Bonnie was black. This started back in the days of race riots in the barracks and armed CQs and we were trying to work together.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 15, 2021 01:43 PM (BMmaB)

Sigh.
The good ol days.
Before the Russians wimped out and Germany was a great tour.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 15, 2021 01:47 PM (axyOa)

152 Spanish has had genders built in to the language for hundreds of years.
Marvel thinks they can change that on a whim?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 15, 2021 01:47 PM (jTmQV)

153 that's not a language thing, it's a Human Being thing -- "now" is a highly debatable and ambiguous concept.

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2021 01:47 PM (0G13K)

154 i think it means like "just now" but like in English if you say "I'm just coming right now" does that mean you're coming right now, or does that mean, I'm coming pretty soon?
Posted by: ace at December 15, 2021 01:46 PM (0G13K)

I see what you did there

Posted by: blaster at December 15, 2021 01:47 PM (mbFEM)

155 and there's no hispanic woman with a first name of rio, these people fill me with rage,

I thought she was dancing in the sand?
Posted by: Duran Duran

With a blue macaw.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2021 01:48 PM (4AR9z)

156
"an immigrants rights rally at city hall."

-----

= new and improved rights of illegal aliens, which far exceed those of citizens

= carte blanche for colonizing invaders

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 15, 2021 01:48 PM (2iDSr)

157 i think it means like "just now" but like in English if you say "I'm just coming right now" does that mean you're coming right now, or does that mean, I'm coming pretty soon?
Posted by: ace at December 15, 2021 01:46 PM (0G13K)

I would have guessed it meant little whore

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 15, 2021 01:48 PM (M+Lyo)

158 I finished the first book of Corum by Moorecock. I don't always go for audio plays but this was really good.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 15, 2021 01:48 PM (44ww/)

159 Mama Mannix needs to hang out here.
Posted by: bluebell at December 15, 2021 01:47 PM (wyw4S)
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She rarely - very rarely - does something like that. She is *extremely* agreeable and tries to get along. Sometimes, though, the veneer cracks. These people were way too far up their own assholes.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2021 01:48 PM (DU+/6)

160 Is this comic what used to be called Spiderman?

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 15, 2021 01:48 PM (eGTCV)

161 I asked the GF if she ever sat around with her female friends eating yogurt and talking about problems dropping the deuce.

For some reason she's mad at me now.

Posted by: Obligatory at December 15, 2021 01:45 PM

Advise her to calm her mammiform protuberances.

Posted by: HordeSource (tm), your One Stop Advice Shop at December 15, 2021 01:48 PM (a3Q+t)

162 This is what happens when you have 10,000 universities granting degrees in things which don't produce anything except people who teach the thing at a university. Then expect them to publish "research" in order to gain tenure.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 15, 2021 01:48 PM (aPI6x)

163 I'll bring the other to my long-time mechanic next week.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 15, 2021 01:42 PM (txdEq

What if he doesn't drink?

Posted by: Emmie at December 15, 2021 01:49 PM (6RgRK)

164 For some reason she's mad at me now.

....

Well since she ain't talking to you right now and you've got a few minutes, do you mind if I ask you something?

You ever get that not-so-fresh feeling down in crotchital area around your snards?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 15, 2021 01:49 PM (slNNd)

165 They were not amused.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Smart mama!!

Posted by: Cheri at December 15, 2021 01:49 PM (oiNtH)

166 "It's not a huge deal."

Well no, if you don't count getting fired from your job a "huge deal" of course, for not using the "correct" political nomenclature.

Merely an inconvenience, really.

What a bunch of rancid bitches forcing this shit on everybody.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 15, 2021 01:49 PM (tLZ4Q)

167 = new and improved rights of illegal aliens, which far exceed those of citizens

This guy gets it. Your next clot shot is on me friend.

PS: Trust me you want the one I'm going to give you. You'll wake up with your pants around your ankles but your heart won't explode.

Posted by: Tony Fauci at December 15, 2021 01:49 PM (ESjRY)

168 Imagine how awesome your life and country is when you have to complain about vowels. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 15, 2021 01:46 PM (XSoJN)

I used to believe this. I used to think that the occasional gender studies professor was a good thing, because it was a sign that we were so affluent that we could tolerate such unproductive trivialities. I said so in these here gray boxes. I have changed my mind.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 15, 2021 01:49 PM (BMmaB)

169 What if he doesn't drink?
Posted by: Emmie at December 15, 2021 01:49 PM (6RgRK)
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A sober mechanic? Not at my shop!

Posted by: Drunky Jim's Car Repair at December 15, 2021 01:49 PM (DU+/6)

170 Ah yes, the "Author Filibuster" (per TV Tropes). Who wouldn't want to buy that? And what's with the unpleasantly distorted faces in the artwork?

I think I'd rather read a Jack Chick tract. At least they're amusing in a so-bad-it's-good way.

Posted by: Bitblt at December 15, 2021 01:49 PM (RX5md)

171 But I was pleasantly surprised. Visually stunning.

Yeah my only real complaint with it was that some of the action was so busy and without context it was very hard to tell what the hell was going on. But it was gonzo silly and fun and I enjoyed it. Miles is one of the few new characters that Marvel came up with who is actually pretty good, but that was... like 20 years ago?

Their other "big hit" was Ms Marvel reboot with a Muslim girl that had big sales at first with people curious what the heck this was about but its been canceled due to cratering sales.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 15, 2021 01:49 PM (KZzsI)

172 i think it means like "just now" but like in English if you say "I'm just coming right now" does that mean you're coming right now, or does that mean, I'm coming pretty soon?
Posted by: ace at December 15, 2021 01:46 PM (0G13K)

The Pablo: "When the ladies are hanging with The Pablo, the ladies will always ahorita, either now or in a bit."

Posted by: Thrawn at December 15, 2021 01:49 PM (Rl7KJ)

173 Latinamos. We are all Latinx now.

Posted by: wth at December 15, 2021 01:49 PM (v0R5T)

174 I'm gonna wait until I get the OK on Spix and Chinx.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at December 15, 2021 01:49 PM (9NDSq)

175 Several years ago, I asked a new hire how she referred to herself---Hispanic or Latina. She smiled and said, "Mexican."

Posted by: Furious George at December 15, 2021 01:49 PM (9vQJW)

176 @76

Ironheart also happens to be the name of a Japanese live-action porn movie parody of Ironman, and it predates the Marvel character. This is well-known on the internet, and there are suspicions that much of the inspiration for the comic book character might have come from the porn movie. The costume has some notable similarities, though this might be excused as both drawing from the same source (I e. Ironman). And iirc, I think I heard that the heroine's (or possibly the performer's) name is similar enough to Riri to make people say, "Hmm...".

Posted by: junior at December 15, 2021 01:49 PM (ertEf)

177 >>does that mean you're coming right now, or does that mean, I'm coming pretty soon?

Oh. This. ...this is going to go just swimmingly.

Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2021 01:49 PM (UUHkl)

178 Liz Cheney Bankrolled by National Man Boy Lincoln Association donors - Federalist

Posted by: flounder at December 15, 2021 01:49 PM (SH2Zi)

179 That couple in the space suits --
she feels safe and he feels stupid

Posted by: Emmie at December 15, 2021 01:50 PM (6RgRK)

180 You have a good point, but Sgt. Rock mostly killed Krauts, while Sgt. Fury killed Japs. The artists drew the Japs as better enemies.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 15, 2021 01:44 PM (BMmaB)

I thought Sgt Nick Fury and his Howling Commandos were mostly in Europe, with a few diversions.

I know some war story comics would feature plots in the Pacific theater but I can't think of any ongoing characters/comics set there.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 15, 2021 01:50 PM (V6f9+)

181 I finished the first book of Corum by Moorecock. I don't always go for audio plays but this was really good.

I always love more cock

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 15, 2021 01:50 PM (ESjRY)

182 I see someone's aiming for a forehead-vein-popping flameout around here.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 15, 2021 01:50 PM (cSs/W)

183 Those head tubes do NOT protect you from omicron which can fly and easily bypass it.

Posted by: Ripley at December 15, 2021 01:50 PM (MxEKc)

184 It never ceases to amaze me what dudes will put up with for nookie. And women claim to be the "oppressed" ones. SMH

Posted by: Eat The Eloi at December 15, 2021 01:50 PM (BvNzB)

185 The best movies don't pass the Bechtel test.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 15, 2021 01:51 PM (44ww/)

186 >>>Imagine how awesome your life and country is when you have to complain about vowels. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 15, 2021 01:46 PM (XSoJN)

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Next topic for this weekends "First-World problems" thread. It's going to be the bomb!

Oh, I thought you said bowels.

Posted by: Turn two at December 15, 2021 01:51 PM (wkUlG)

187 >>> anyone besides me think the artwork is pretty crappy?

Its not terrible, its just really bland and not dynamic. The last panel is a bit more interesting, but the angle is exactly the same "me sitting in the room looking at them", the characters are bland and not expressive, the background is minimal, and there's no actual storytelling.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 15, 2021 01:46 PM (KZzsI)

I agree that the art, the coloring is bland, lazily filled, it almost looks like they used the "fill" button in some application. Think of your favorite comic art and I guarantee you've seen better coloring.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 15, 2021 01:51 PM (cqcfX)

188
*polite cough*

Um, do 29 year olds actually read comic books? Not that it shouldn't be a concern that yoofs are subjected to this.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2021 01:51 PM (/U27+)

189 anyone besides me think the artwork is pretty crappy?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 15, 2021 01:41 PM (Ynyl9)

Because traditional comic book artists from concept to inkers to colorists were all concerned with form. Most artists would put a lot of thought into conveying exaggerated motion, inkers would put tons of detail into muscles, colorists making sure the important parts didn't get lost in the backgrounds.

Now? It's all fucking still life. The last thing they want is any of that scary action shit.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 15, 2021 01:51 PM (wAnMi)

190 Yes there are "Spider-Heroes" now of every race and gender because everyone needs their own Spider-Person. Or Spider-PersonX.

dude. spider perchild.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at December 15, 2021 01:51 PM (sGtp+)

191 Yeah my only real complaint with it was that some of the action was so busy and without context it was very hard to tell what the hell was going on. But it was gonzo silly and fun and I enjoyed it. Miles is one of the few new characters that Marvel came up with who is actually pretty good, but that was... like 20 years ago?

Their other "big hit" was Ms Marvel reboot with a Muslim girl that had big sales at first with people curious what the heck this was about but its been canceled due to cratering sales.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 15, 2021 01:49 PM (KZzsI)

Milo Morales in the movie is much better than the comic book version. The comic is insufferable.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 15, 2021 01:51 PM (V6f9+)

192 185 The best movies don't pass the Bechtel test.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 15, 2021 01:51 PM (44ww/)

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Lawrence of Arabia is a failure of a film because it does not have any female representation.

Also shockingly few trannies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 15, 2021 01:51 PM (LvTSG)

193 It never ceases to amaze me what dudes will put up with for nookie. And women claim to be the "oppressed" ones. SMH

I've never had any problems getting laid for the record. Especially when Big Mike is out of town.

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 15, 2021 01:51 PM (ESjRY)

194 It looks like quick, weekly web comic art.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 15, 2021 01:51 PM (cqcfX)

195 The same people who think LatinX makes sense also think Taco Bell is Mexican food

Posted by: Lrrr at December 15, 2021 01:51 PM (jIL4c)

196 Imagine how awesome your life and country is when you have to complain about vowels. Posted by: Moron Robbie

Wales hardest hit.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2021 01:51 PM (4AR9z)

197 My Hispanic friends hate the term LatinX. They find it insulting and weird.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 15, 2021 01:52 PM (NpAcC)

198 I'm totally convinced Latinx is a 4chan bit.

You'd have to be completely ignorant of spanish to think it would be accepted.

It's like adding a chinese character at the end of a word and saying it means something different now.

It means nothing now, duh.

Posted by: MJ at December 15, 2021 01:52 PM (zwDuR)

199 Head tubes are now mandatory with masks.

-Dr Fauci, while not wearing a head tube.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 15, 2021 01:52 PM (aPI6x)

200 Which one is Anya?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2021 01:47 PM (4AR9z)
........

The one with the red sleeves that kinda looks like a man?

Posted by: wth at December 15, 2021 01:52 PM (v0R5T)

201 Buffy The Vampire Slayer character Anya > Marvel character Anya.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Joss Wheadon is responsible for popularizing this baby-talk dialogue. It's either snotty, affected pre-teen babble or narcissistic self-affirmation. Fie on him.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 15, 2021 01:52 PM (1t5dY)

202 191 Miles Morales in the movie is much better than the comic book version. The comic is insufferable.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 15, 2021 01:51 PM (V6f9+)

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I'd read somewhere that the movie fixed the character.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 15, 2021 01:52 PM (LvTSG)

203 When do I get my movie?

Posted by: Spider Ham at December 15, 2021 01:52 PM (ESjRY)

204 hey Ahorita, you wanna boom boom ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 15, 2021 01:52 PM (M+Lyo)

205 It seems Marvel is not happy with the fact that the Mexican population basically said "take your latinx bullshit and shove it up your ass...."

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 15, 2021 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)

206 Ironheart also happens to be the name of a Japanese live-action porn movie parody of Ironman, and it predates the Marvel character.

Yeah I saw an article about it. I was shrugging at it until I saw the armor, its... amazingly similar.

I mean there are only so many variants you can have of feminine-looking armor, but this was so similar it looks like a knockoff of the porn version.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 15, 2021 01:53 PM (KZzsI)

207 I'll bet my left kidney that dude was furiously swiping Tinder later that day.

Each new generation of Americans now are ridiculously silly people, and it's reflected in the nonsense that they say and write.

Posted by: UGAdawg at December 15, 2021 01:53 PM (tRd71)

208 UYketty yack! Woman do it in the kitchen. Cats do it in the living room on the carpet.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, watchin 'em yak. at December 15, 2021 01:53 PM (n/szn)

209 When do I get my movie?
Posted by: Spider Ham at December 15, 2021 01:52 PM (ESjRY)

Get in line, asshole.....

- Spider Pig

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 15, 2021 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)

210 The same people who think LatinX makes sense also think Taco Bell is Mexican food
Posted by: Lrrr at December 15, 2021 01:51 PM (jIL4c)
........

I always order the burritox.

Posted by: wth at December 15, 2021 01:53 PM (v0R5T)

211 Jonah Goldberg is an idiot. Really, an idiot. He whines that Biden cannot be causing inflation in South America and Republicans are (therefore) unfairly blaming Biden for inflation.

Jonah, because many countries around the world are long governed by profligate Democrat-like fascists and socialists, consumers in those countries do not use their own currency and they are dollar-based economies. Ever noticed in many countries how popular you become when you spend dollars, instead of local currency? This is why.

Inflation in countries around the world is an indication of how strongly tied to the dollar those countries have become. We export inflation to any country using dollars. But, don't worry Jonah, because the US also cannot now be trusted and they will now become less reliant on the dollar.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 15, 2021 01:53 PM (aWoBQ)

212 F' Marvel comics in particular

Posted by: It's me donna at December 15, 2021 01:53 PM (TdaKq)

213 Neither of those two people have a penis.

Posted by: Dr. Vinny Boombas at December 15, 2021 01:53 PM (HTCOy)

214 The funniest thing about all this "Latinx" virtue signalling is that Native Spanish Speakers can't pronounce the sound "x" makes.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 15, 2021 01:54 PM (/4vtq)

215
I was ahead of my time, Mr Bond.

Posted by: Zombie Dr No at December 15, 2021 01:54 PM (n+4am)

216
We all joke about Luh-tinks or lah-tinks or however the woke-folk pronounce their stupid shit. But if you're actually Mexican, it would be like Luh-tin-huh. It sounds even more outlandish that way.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 15, 2021 01:54 PM (2ABQr)

217 What does La Raza have to say about any of rhis?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, watchin 'em yak. at December 15, 2021 01:54 PM (n/szn)

218 I won't be satisfied until I hear how Hilaria Baldwin feels about this.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 15, 2021 01:54 PM (NpAcC)

219 Hola, Amigx!

Posted by: Gender Neutral Spanish Speaker at December 15, 2021 01:54 PM (fJC68)

220 I hope the Left keeps trying to tell Latinos and Latinas how they should refer to themselves...because that stuff really pisses off Latinos and Latinas.

Posted by: Lietennant Duh at December 15, 2021 01:54 PM (kE0UD)

221 My Hispanic friends hate the term LatinX.

Si.

Posted by: The Sinaloa Drug Cartel at December 15, 2021 01:54 PM (HTCOy)

222 I still think latinx sounds like leggings stupidly marketed to Latinas.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 15, 2021 01:54 PM (poMoX)

223 217 What does La Raza have to say about any of this?
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, watchin 'em yak. at December 15, 2021 01:54 PM (n/szn)

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Depends on if the checks from the DNC have cleared or not.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 15, 2021 01:54 PM (LvTSG)

224 This pretty redhead has never been a Marvel Comics reader and this sampling doesn't make her inclined to become one:
https://is.gd/h1DsX4

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2021 01:54 PM (DU+/6)

225 Your subdivision is not diverse and never has been."

They were not amused.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Your mom was smart... I think I can see where you got it.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 15, 2021 01:55 PM (8qttn)

226 They're hanging out in the kitchen because their shift at the Donkey Bar doesn't start until 8:00.

Posted by: wth at December 15, 2021 01:55 PM (v0R5T)

227 Santa Persyn is Coming via Bicycle to Town

Posted by: ... at December 15, 2021 01:44 PM (IzxvC)

Vaxed and masked, with your individually specified mental illness themes pronouns.
Posted by: flounder at December 15, 2021 01:46 PM (SH2Zi)
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Screw that. Santa was an operator.
"To hell with the chimney, breach the door!"

Posted by: Sergeant Santa at December 15, 2021 01:55 PM (axyOa)

228 What does La Raza have to say about any of rhis?
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, watchin 'em yak. at December 15, 2021 01:54 PM (n/szn)

"Piss off, bishes....."

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 15, 2021 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)

229 Approximately 96% of Latinos DO NOT like being called Latinx.

The Leftist abusers of language are LITERALLY MISGENDERING PEOPLE!

I suspect a lot of this occurs on college campuses. I would love to see a Latino student that belongs to YAF file a complaint against the wokest professor over deliberate misgendering - which is usually a fireable offense.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 15, 2021 01:55 PM (tkyK5)

230 224 This pretty redhead has never been a Marvel Comics reader and this sampling doesn't make her inclined to become one:
https://is.gd/h1DsX4
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2021 01:54 PM (DU+/6)

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Yeah, she's a DC girl.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 15, 2021 01:55 PM (LvTSG)

231 Tarantino promised to retire before he started making "old man movies". Somebody needs to take him to West Side Story just so he remembers.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 15, 2021 01:55 PM (44ww/)

232 Because maybe Latinos don't like gender neutral language for men and women? You think?!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 15, 2021 01:55 PM (poMoX)

233 This pretty redhead has never been a Marvel Comics reader and this sampling doesn't make her inclined to become one:
https://is.gd/h1DsX4
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2021 01:54 PM (DU+/6)

Do fake redheads still steal souls?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 15, 2021 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)

234 Joss Wheadon is responsible for popularizing this baby-talk dialogue

And "every character has exactly the same kind of witty one-liners to seem cool". Literally you could put the names of the characters in a hat, scramble them, and the dialog would end up working in almost every scene. Only a few specific exceptions change this up, like if a rank or job is mentioned.

Having all your characters have the same "voice" in your dialog is bad writing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 15, 2021 01:55 PM (KZzsI)

235 >> Jonah Goldberg is an idiot. Really, an idiot. He whines that Biden cannot be causing inflation in South America and Republicans are (therefore) unfairly blaming Biden for inflation.

That guy thinks greasing up his asscrack with peanut butter makes him a sandwich.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg's Dog at December 15, 2021 01:55 PM (UUHkl)

236 Latchinx. Hoosierdaddy?

Posted by: klaftern at December 15, 2021 01:56 PM (taPSh)

237 Miles Morales in the movie is much better than the comic book version. The comic is insufferable.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 15, 2021 01:51 PM (V6f9+)

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I'd read somewhere that the movie fixed the character.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 15, 2021 01:52 PM (LvTSG)

Yep.

I am really burned out on modern comics (I'm re-reading my 100 Bullet's graphic novels, which are actually well written crime fiction) but Enter the Spiderverse is a good movie, even if you aren't a Spiderman fan.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 15, 2021 01:56 PM (V6f9+)

238 >>> When do I get my movie?
Posted by: Spider Ham at December 15, 2021 01:52 PM (ESjRY)

I think a full-length movie featuring the rum ham from Always Sunny is what we need as a country to bring us all together. A buddy-ham movie.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 15, 2021 01:56 PM (cqcfX)

239 231 Tarantino promised to retire before he started making "old man movies". Somebody needs to take him to West Side Story just so he remembers.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 15, 2021 01:55 PM (44ww/)

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The irony is that one of his absolute favorite movies, Rio Bravo, is very much an old man movie from Howard Hawks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 15, 2021 01:56 PM (LvTSG)

240 Yeah, she's a DC girl.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 15, 2021 01:55 PM (LvTSG)
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She has a thing for the world's greatest detective who just so happens to be a rich industrialist who dresses up in a bat costume...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2021 01:56 PM (DU+/6)

241 However, I think most of their impact comes from posts like this and not actual comic sales. (Notice that I refuse to use the word "well," since some pinx live with water scarcity. (Notice that I refuse to use the word "people" since the unattached tense of that word is sexist ("person.") (Notice I refuse to use the word "singular" and instead use "unattached," since the former is traditional-prioritizing.) (Notice I refuse to use the word "normalizing" since I am fucking nuts and I need all the attention I can get and I am a useless POS who has nothing in life by I need to find power where I can.

What was Xi(ks) saying?

Posted by: Your lefty interlocutor at December 15, 2021 01:56 PM (+zDSv)

242 The JFK files have been released and Trump didn't do it.. The House is starting an investigation ....

Posted by: It's me donna at December 15, 2021 01:56 PM (TdaKq)

243 @187

>>I agree that the art, the coloring is bland, lazily filled, it almost looks like they used the "fill" button in some application. Think of your favorite comic art and I guarantee you've seen better coloring.

The vast majority of comic book art is created and colored in photoshop.

It may start with a pencil sketch but ultimately it's going to be scanned.

You may get the occasional Alex Ross or Kim Gung Gi cover illustration/painting but that's few and far between.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 15, 2021 01:56 PM (nVc2+)

244 Which one is Anya?
Posted by: rickb223

The one with the red sleeves that kinda looks like a man?
Posted by: wth

So they pick a white, eastern European name and try to tag a Latina with it. Sounds about right for the left.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2021 01:56 PM (4AR9z)

245 Screw that. Santa was an operator.
"To hell with the chimney, breach the door!"
Posted by: Sergeant Santa at December 15, 2021 01:55 PM (axyOa

On Breacher and Shotgun and Flashbang and Blitzen!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 15, 2021 01:56 PM (II3Gr)

246 "anyone besides me think the artwork is pretty crappy?"

Banal visuals befit banal story.

Posted by: gp On Heavy Drugs at December 15, 2021 01:56 PM (qpX6U)

247 >>My Hispanic friends hate the term LatinX.

Then, I hope you use it liberally.

Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2021 01:56 PM (UUHkl)

248 Going to a spider's rights rally

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 15, 2021 01:57 PM (63Dwl)

249 Having all your characters have the same "voice" in your dialog is bad writing.

Look I gave you pretty much every hot starlet in tinsel town high kicking vampires in mini-skirts and this is how you repay me?

Also, their dialogue on the casting couch was spot on.

Posted by: Joss Whedon at December 15, 2021 01:57 PM (ESjRY)

250 Buffy The Vampire Slayer character Anya > Marvel character Anya.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2021 01:41 PM (DU+/6)

I wanna Anya ahorita

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 15, 2021 01:57 PM (M+Lyo)

251
Related:

The President of the Free States of America, Ron DeSantis, has introduced the STOP WOKE ACT.

I don't know what's in this bill, but I already like it.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 15, 2021 01:57 PM (F8Bg6)

252 "I hope the Left keeps trying to tell Latinos and Latinas how they should refer to themselves...because that stuff really pisses off Latinos and Latinas.
Posted by: Lietennant Duh"

I hope they keep telling latinas that being feminine and sexy is bad and should be more like men. They will like that.

Posted by: Ripley at December 15, 2021 01:57 PM (MxEKc)

253 Cuddles, I'm just going to put my head under this cement mixer sluice for a moment.

You go on without me.

Posted by: Headtube Guy at December 15, 2021 01:57 PM (L9P9s)

254 >The best movies don't pass the Bechtel test.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 15, 2021 01:51 PM (44ww/)

Master and Commander is the anti-Bechdel movie.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 15, 2021 01:57 PM (cSs/W)

255 Todo que es "woke" se convierte en mierda.

La palabra preferible es "ca-ca."

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at December 15, 2021 01:57 PM (zSyrn)

256 I thought Sgt Nick Fury and his Howling Commandos were mostly in Europe, with a few diversions. I know some war story comics would feature plots in the Pacific theater but I can't think of any ongoing characters/comics set there. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 15, 2021 01:50 PM (V6f9+)

I definitely remember Japs, but you're right, they were in Europe too.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 15, 2021 01:57 PM (BMmaB)

257 Marvel is still a "thing"?

Posted by: Flyover at December 15, 2021 01:57 PM (Rbu5d)

258 240 She has a thing for the world's greatest detective who just so happens to be a rich industrialist who dresses up in a bat costume...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2021 01:56 PM (DU+/6)

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Nite Owl?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 15, 2021 01:57 PM (LvTSG)

259 The entire spanish language is conjugated by "sex."

Get the fuck over it, brain damaged freaks.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 15, 2021 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)

260 235 >> Jonah Goldberg is an idiot. Really, an idiot. He whines that Biden cannot be causing inflation in South America and Republicans are (therefore) unfairly blaming Biden for inflation.

Why would he feel the need to defend Senile Joe?

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 15, 2021 01:57 PM (eGTCV)

261 With the Dems in charge, I am so glad we are focusing on all the major problems affecting this country: making sure to use correct pronouns, woke language and vaccinating against a flu like virus.

Who cares about inflation, China, Russian Aggression or crime in big cities.

Posted by: Czech Chick at December 15, 2021 01:57 PM (haWye)

262 Do fake redheads still steal souls?
Posted by: Sponge

No. They just pawn them.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2021 01:57 PM (4AR9z)

263 Nite Owl?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 15, 2021 01:57 PM (LvTSG)
++++
*snort*

Well played.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2021 01:57 PM (DU+/6)

264 Imagine how awesome your life and country is when you have to complain about vowels.
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I used to believe this. I used to think that the occasional gender studies professor was a good thing, because it was a sign that we were so affluent that we could tolerate such unproductive trivialities. I said so in these here gray boxes. I have changed my mind.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon
--

I think it's still very true. I think it's just made up teenage girl drama bullsh*t on a national stage, and it's wrecking the place.

It's the practical application of the statement by the founding father about how he fought a war so his son could study business and his grandson could study art.

This comes after art. Then things start over.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 15, 2021 01:57 PM (XSoJN)

265 Marvel is still a "thing"?
Posted by: Flyover at December 15, 2021 01:57 PM (Rbu5d)

Not really, but they will see a slight temporary uptick now that Ace mentioned them.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 15, 2021 01:58 PM (Zz0t1)

266
Latina: Cute, buxom, callipygic Mexican weather girl in a tight dress.

Latinx: Bespectacled, no-make-up land whale who's the whitest white woman in the world.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2021 01:58 PM (/U27+)

267 Do fake redheads still steal souls?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 15, 2021 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)

No, just your wallet

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 15, 2021 01:58 PM (M+Lyo)

268 The vast majority of comic book art is created and colored in photoshop.

Yeah its alll computer colored now, but most are better than this. This is crappy coloring for sure. The usual standard looks airbrushed, he's right a lot of this looks like they pulled up the scanned inks in MS Paint and used the "fill" tool all over.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 15, 2021 01:58 PM (KZzsI)

269 My Hispanic friends hate the term LatinX.

*

They understand it's not for them, right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 15, 2021 01:58 PM (XSoJN)

270 257 Marvel is still a "thing"?
Posted by: Flyover at December 15, 2021 01:57 PM (Rbu5d)

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Spider-Man: No Way Home is probably going to make at least $400 million...this weekend.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 15, 2021 01:58 PM (LvTSG)

271 Unbelievable. The alien invaders have probably had decades to develop imitation humans to plant among us as scouts, and those two are the best they can come up with?

Posted by: Paco at December 15, 2021 01:59 PM (njExo)

272 WTH?

Little Red Lyin' Hood has announced the WH is planning an event to commemorate J6.

??

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 15, 2021 01:59 PM (ptqGC)

273 267 Do fake redheads still steal souls?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 15, 2021 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)

No, just your wallet
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 15, 2021 01:58 PM (M+Lyo)

Hardly limited by hair color, fake or not.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 15, 2021 01:59 PM (II3Gr)

274 Comics are meant to be actual entertainment, not another lecturing platforms for delusional wokeista's- right? Just checking, because this garbage is like waterboarding with gasoline.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 15, 2021 01:59 PM (ZSrej)

275 I was dating a Mexican when the Latinx stuff started. I told her about it, and she straight-up thought I was messing with her. Simply refused to believe it was real. Finally, I found a clip of some nasty woke white chick going on about it in a hammed up, fake Rosie Perez accent, and she was blown away. She really, really thought I was having her on.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 15, 2021 01:59 PM (2ABQr)

276 Unbelievable. The alien invaders have probably had decades to develop imitation humans to plant among us as scouts, and those two are the best they can come up with?
Posted by: Paco at December 15, 2021 01:59 PM (njExo)

Remember the show 'V'?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 15, 2021 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

277 He sees when you're not masking
He knows when you don't say LatinX
He knows if you've be been vaxxed or not
So get the jab for Fauci's sake

Posted by: ... at December 15, 2021 01:59 PM (W/17g)

278 On Breacher and Shotgun and Flashbang and Blitzen!

Donder and Blitzen were Thunder and Lightning, so Santa was ahead of the curve.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 15, 2021 02:00 PM (w9Wax)

279
Little Red Lyin' Hood has announced the WH is planning an event to commemorate J6.

The murder of Ashley Babbitt ?

Posted by: It's me donna at December 15, 2021 02:00 PM (TdaKq)

280 235 >> Jonah Goldberg is an idiot. Really, an idiot. He whines that Biden cannot be causing inflation in South America and Republicans are (therefore) unfairly blaming Biden for inflation.

That guy thinks greasing up his asscrack with peanut butter makes him a sandwich.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg's Dog at December 15, 2021 01:55 PM (UUHkl)

Well, you eat it, don't you?

Posted by: The Couch at December 15, 2021 02:00 PM (1SidA)

281 FJB: Parents are going to have a problem of "too many" Christmas presents available this year and it is going to cost them, I mean, Santa, money. Ha ha ha!

I guess I won't be able to tell my kids that Christmas is cancelled thanks to Biden fixing the supply chain! Curse you, Joe!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 15, 2021 02:00 PM (aPI6x)

282 Build Back Bill Adds 87,000 IRS Agents, Cuts Money for Hospitals in Red States

Posted by: Braenyard can smell the dumpsterfire coming at December 15, 2021 02:00 PM (In5Sq)

283 You're an adult. And you're reading comic books.

Posted by: Just sayin' at December 15, 2021 02:00 PM (LR/+8)

284
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Spider-Man: No Way Home is probably going to make at least $400 million...this weekend.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 15, 2021 01:58 PM (LvTSG)

We'll see if they go into the whole "latinx" bullshit somewhere in the movie and that will go a long way to determining the final numbers over time.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 15, 2021 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)

285 94
Posted by: Sonobi at December 15, 2021 01:42 PM (SH2Zi)

Just got hit with a wave of nostalgia

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 15, 2021 02:00 PM (8C7+r)

286 197 My Hispanic friends hate the term LatinX. They find it insulting and weird.
__________

Because it is. Also, stupid.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 15, 2021 02:00 PM (k4dH2)

287 So it's a comic about chicks sitting in the kitchen and yakking?
*
this is literally almost all Marvel comics is now, yes.
Posted by: ace at December 15, 2021

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I wouldn't mind one panel or two where the characters, even 2 chicks, are talking -- if the dialog is funny, or important to the theme, or something. Then they should be interrupted by an explosion or something to yank them back into their world of danger and battle against evil. Not pages of this SJW stuff.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 15, 2021 02:01 PM (txdEq)

288 In real life do people actually refer to their friends as black or or hispanic when they are chatting?

For example, is it common for someone to say, out loud, our good friend, a black ceo, came over for dinner last night.

Posted by: old chick at December 15, 2021 02:01 PM (sOete)

289 I was dating a Mexican when the Latinx stuff started. I told her about it, and she straight-up thought I was messing with her. Simply refused to believe it was real. Finally, I found a clip of some nasty woke white chick going on about it in a hammed up, fake Rosie Perez accent, and she was blown away. She really, really thought I was having her on.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 15, 2021 01:59 PM (2ABQr)
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Heh. It sounds like a bad joke because it *is* a bad joke. They just happen to take it seriously (or pretend to).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2021 02:01 PM (DU+/6)

290 279
Little Red Lyin' Hood has announced the WH is planning an event to commemorate J6.

The murder of Ashley Babbitt ?
Posted by: It's me donna at December 15, 2021 02:00 PM (TdaKq)

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Maybe they'll do a reenactment of her murder.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 15, 2021 02:01 PM (ptqGC)

291 I spent a lot of money on Spiderman comics as a kid. Any chance that they'd appreciate in value was destroyed by this insanity. Boxes just taking up space.

Posted by: JTinKC at December 15, 2021 02:01 PM (kAdNb)

292
The alien invaders have probably had decades to develop imitation humans to plant among us as scouts, and those two are the best they can come up with?
Posted by: Paco at December 15, 2021 01:59 PM (njExo)

__________

Earth could be the alien planet's version of Australia, a penal colony.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2021 02:01 PM (/U27+)

293 FUCK PUBLIC EMPLOYEE UNIONS. All supposedly R's should be forced to incant this pledge.

If the men and women we can literally and lawfully send forward to kill and/or die can't have a union, then NO OTHER GOV'T EMPLOYEE SHOULD.

NONE.

Posted by: paveknife at December 15, 2021 02:01 PM (NqPcP)

294 Little Red Lyin' Hood has announced the WH is planning an event to commemorate J6.

??
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 15, 2021 01:59 PM (ptqGC)

Duh. I've said all along we need to make it Ashli Babbit Day and have our own events. But no, let the Left own it like they own everything else.

Posted by: ... at December 15, 2021 02:01 PM (W/17g)

295 The Bechdel Test isn't so awful in principle: having women be more than The Love Interest or simply interested in men is better writing. It should apply to all sorts of peoples though, men should be deeper than praising the female character and failing all the time, black characters should be more than street hip wisecracks and being the wise character that advises the white hero, etc.

The problem is that the left uses it as some sort of absolute test. If the story is literally a romance and the plot is about the girl finding a man, then having her talk about that is not unreasonable or out of place.

Having a movie with zero women in it is also reasonable based on the story being told. Or zero men.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 15, 2021 02:01 PM (KZzsI)

296 La palabra preferible es "ca-ca."
Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at December 15, 2021 01:57 PM (zSyrn)

Es verdad.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 15, 2021 02:01 PM (Ez6QX)

297 Fuck Joe Biden.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 15, 2021 02:01 PM (2qKBL)

298 The murder of Ashley Babbitt ?
Posted by: It's me donna at December 15, 2021 02:00 PM (TdaKq)

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Maybe they'll do a reenactment of her murder.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 15, 2021 02:01 PM (ptqGC)

I can think of a lot of substitutes for her...

Posted by: It's me donna at December 15, 2021 02:01 PM (TdaKq)

299 293 FUCK PUBLIC EMPLOYEE UNIONS. All supposedly R's should be forced to incant this pledge.

If the men and women we can literally and lawfully send forward to kill and/or die can't have a union, then NO OTHER GOV'T EMPLOYEE SHOULD.

NONE.
Posted by: paveknife at December 15, 2021 02:01 PM (NqPcP)

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This is the most on topic comment of on topic comments I've ever seen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 15, 2021 02:02 PM (LvTSG)

300 "Little Red Lyin' Hood has announced the WH is planning an event to commemorate J6."

Part of Joe Biden's historic efforts to unify America.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 15, 2021 02:02 PM (HTCOy)

301 FJB: Parents are going to have a problem of "too many" Christmas presents available this year and it is going to cost them, I mean, Santa, money. Ha ha ha!

I guess I won't be able to tell my kids that Christmas is cancelled thanks to Biden fixing the supply chain! Curse you, Joe!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

If you're a cheap bastard, spend the Christmas present money on hookers and blow and tell the kids covid killed Santa.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2021 02:02 PM (4AR9z)

302 Comics are meant to be actual entertainment, not another lecturing platforms for delusional wokeista's- right?

Progressives are "no refuge". Everything is about the message. Everyone is talking about the message. You need to be talking about the message, too. You are the only one who thinks the way you do. Get on board with the rest of us.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 15, 2021 02:02 PM (aPI6x)

303 300 "Little Red Lyin' Hood has announced the WH is planning an event to commemorate J6."

Will AOC re-enact how she cowered in fear under her desk in another building?

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 15, 2021 02:03 PM (eGTCV)

304 If you're a cheap bastard, spend the Christmas present money on hookers and blow and tell the kids covid killed Santa.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2021 02:02 PM (4AR9z)
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Or introduce the kids to the joys of hookers and blow with daddy!

Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 15, 2021 02:03 PM (DU+/6)

305
Duh. I've said all along we need to make it Ashli Babbit Day and have our own events. But no, let the Left own it like they own everything else.
Posted by: ... at December 15, 2021 02:01 PM (W/17g)

They will have their little celebration of the political imprisoning they've been allowed to do in America, but the next Republican president will name it Ashli Babbitt day and they will FOREVER be reminded of what they did that day and their heads will explode, eternally.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 15, 2021 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)

306 Spider-Man: No Way Home is probably going to make at least $400 million...this weekend.

If it pulls in that kind of money and gets real big cash that will make me giggle like a hyena.

Because it means all of the excuses for why Black Widow and Shang Chi didn't do better are trash.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 15, 2021 02:03 PM (KZzsI)

307 My "Hispanic" friends don't want to be called "Hispanic". They want to be called Mexican, Guatemalan or whatever. They think "Hispanic" is a political term that lumps people together because they share the same language.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 15, 2021 02:03 PM (ZSrej)

308 Do they ever do puzzles for the heroes and heroines to solve? The old Silver Age Superman Family comics from DC often did. I recall a red kryptonite story where Superman or Superboy has been exposed to the stuff, and there seems to be no effect on him at all. There's a real adventure, though. When it's over, we find that the only effect the RK had is to give him an extra finger on each hand. And when you went back, you saw each panel with his hand showed exactly that. It pointed up how unobservant most people are.

But there was still an adventure involved in the story.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 15, 2021 02:04 PM (txdEq)

309 Why would he feel the need to defend Senile Joe?
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 15, 2021 01:57 PM (eGTCV)
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Que? Other than because he voted for Sundown Joe, you mean?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 15, 2021 02:04 PM (aWoBQ)

310 Then isn't that whitesplaining?

Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 15, 2021 02:04 PM (05oWB)

311 In a very special episode of Spider-person, Miles lets a woke friend femmesplain to his loving boomer latina mom why she is just the worst.

It is not just white woke women in Brooklyn pushing the Latinx thing, it is also elite educated Hispanics at colleges. All of this rot is coming from colleges.

Posted by: LizLem at December 15, 2021 02:05 PM (d6gnA)

312 306 If it pulls in that kind of money and gets real big cash that will make me giggle like a hyena.

Because it means all of the excuses for why Black Widow and Shang Chi didn't do better are trash.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 15, 2021 02:03 PM (KZzsI)

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Don't forget Eternals.

Expect talks to get more of the original Avengers cast to come back to increase in the coming weeks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 15, 2021 02:05 PM (LvTSG)

313 302 Comics are meant to be actual entertainment, not another lecturing platforms for delusional wokeista's- right?

Progressives are "no refuge". Everything is about the message. Everyone is talking about the message. You need to be talking about the message, too. You are the only one who thinks the way you do. Get on board with the rest of us.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 15, 2021 02:02 PM (aPI6x)

You will be made to care!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 15, 2021 02:05 PM (z5Vrg)

314 So when will the fast food places go woke and what will the names of the food be ?

Surprise, your taco is a hot dog.

Felch Fries ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 15, 2021 02:05 PM (M+Lyo)

315 My "Hispanic" friends don't want to be called "Hispanic". They want to be called Mexican, Guatemalan or whatever. They think "Hispanic" is a political term that lumps people together because they share the same language.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 15, 2021 02:03 PM (ZSrej)

Most have been voting Dem for their entire American existence and this is what we've been brainwashed into calling them, so sorry. You built this.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 15, 2021 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

316 What about me? I single handedly kept The Swimmer out of the White House.

Posted by: Mary Jo Kopechne Day at December 15, 2021 02:05 PM (LR/+8)

317
Little Red Lyin' Hood has announced the WH is planning an event to commemorate J6.

So they've decided the only way they have a chance in the midterms is to bring some Tim McV___ type out of hiding? Bold strategy. Mass slaughter of innocents to keep power. Hit_r, Stalin, Pol Pot would be so proud.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 15, 2021 02:05 PM (dQvv7)

318 Spider-Man: No Way Home is probably going to make at least $400 million...this weekend.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 15, 2021 01:58 PM (LvTSG)

Currently sitting at 9.3 rating on IMDB. So basically, the greatest cinematic achievement since the Lumiere brothers invented motion pictures.

I want off this ride.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 15, 2021 02:06 PM (wAnMi)

319 That cartoon is how you win over those stupid Hispanics, lecturing from blacks and a White woman.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 15, 2021 02:07 PM (iDcra)

320 Chris Charbonneau ousted last week as head of Planned Parenthood Great Northwest, Hawaii, Alaska, Indiana, Kentucky,...

He repeated a racist term a donor used while discussing the reference with another staffer. chomp chomp

Posted by: Braenyard can smell the dumpsterfire coming at December 15, 2021 02:07 PM (In5Sq)

321 I'm looking forward to SuperManX starting some pussy.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at December 15, 2021 02:07 PM (Yr1KJ)

322 *starring

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at December 15, 2021 02:08 PM (Yr1KJ)

323 Another great puzzle was a Jimmy Olsen where it appears he and Lucy Lane, Lois's blonde sister, have been shrunken down to doll size and trapped in a room with gigantic (to them) furniture, and have to find a way out. And Jimmy does, because he realizes, when he accidentally tears open a pillow, that the feathers are scaled to him and Lucy -- normal size feathers. If they'd really been miniaturized like in Dr. Cyclops, the feathers would have been gigantic too.

Don't ask me what the antagonist's plot was, why he built the giant furniture, etc. My point is that the clue was shown fairly, and in fact was used to make you laugh as Jimmy sneezes from the feathers.

No long lectures about "inclusivity," just vivid storytelling.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 15, 2021 02:08 PM (txdEq)

324 Damn.. I missed a flaming skull

Posted by: It's me donna at December 15, 2021 02:08 PM (TdaKq)

325 Of course Omicron killed Santa. He's old and overweight and the North Pole is cold. Killed him instantly, but not before he spread it to the reindeer. They tried to deliver what they could, but in order to stop the spread, the USAF shot down the sleigh and then locked all their heads in boxes of flesh eating bugs. For all of us in this together.

Forget Christmas. And STEE SEEEEEF.

Posted by: Broke Karen at December 15, 2021 02:08 PM (2ABQr)

326
They think "Hispanic" is a political term that lumps people together because they share the same language.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 15, 2021 02:03 PM (ZSrej)

_________

Do not mistakenly refer to a Scot as English to his face. Don't ask me how I know this.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2021 02:08 PM (/U27+)

327 PSA - CCI 450, No.41, and BR4 primers still in stock at MidwayUSA.

Posted by: flounder at December 15, 2021 02:08 PM (SH2Zi)

328 x is the mark of Marx

Posted by: tmitsss at December 15, 2021 02:08 PM (lxZl5)

329
Build Back Bill Adds 87,000 IRS Agents, Cuts Money for Hospitals in Red States
Posted by: Braenyard can smell the dumpsterfire coming at December 15, 2021 02:00 PM (In5Sq)

So...asset forfeiture writ large.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 15, 2021 02:08 PM (axyOa)

330 318 Currently sitting at 9.3 rating on IMDB. So basically, the greatest cinematic achievement since the Lumiere brothers invented motion pictures.

I want off this ride.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 15, 2021 02:06 PM (wAnMi)

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Part of studio release strategies is to get the movie in front of audiences they know will like it most to report out on it. Fan screenings and critical screenings with critics they know are amenable to help juice the early numbers and help that first weekend's numbers.

Unless the studio doesn't care about the movie, like what's happening to The King's Man right now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 15, 2021 02:08 PM (LvTSG)

331 The Columbia Bugle
@ColumbiaBugle

Wtf is going on at Newsmax?
https://tinyurl.com/yckp2vpa

Posted by: redridinghood at December 15, 2021 02:09 PM (NpAcC)

332 where you just use the Spanish for one very obvious cognate in a sentence, to make it "sound Spanishy," while not being Spanish at all.
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I've been calling that drunk Spanish since I first wen to Mexico after I was 18.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 15, 2021 02:09 PM (iDcra)

333 He sees what you are thinking
He knows if you are woke
He decides if your vote was good
Or if you can tell an insensitive joke

LEFTARD CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

Posted by: ... at December 15, 2021 02:09 PM (W/17g)

334 Anya looks more like. Giraffe-woman than a Spider-woman. I used to know a girl in school whose last name was Longenecker, but geez...

Posted by: Muldoon at December 15, 2021 02:09 PM (m45I2)

335 Spider-heroes?

Is there a fucking line now in NYC for people to get bitten by a radioactive spider?

Do they put up posters like a rabies jab clinic for your dog on Saturday mornings?

Posted by: Azathoth at December 15, 2021 02:09 PM (I1zP2)

336 If you're a cheap bastard, spend the Christmas present money on hookers and blow and tell the kids covid killed Santa.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2021 02:02 PM (4AR9z)
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Or introduce the kids to the joys of hookers and blow with daddy!
Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 15, 2021 02:03 PM (DU+/6)

How many times do I need to tell you? If you have the kids, then save your hooker money.

Posted by: The Big Guy at December 15, 2021 02:09 PM (wAnMi)

337 @ColumbiaBugle

Wtf is going on at Newsmax?
https://tinyurl.com/yckp2vpa
Posted by: redridinghood at December 15, 2021 02:09 PM (NpAcC)
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They forgot to pretend to be conservative for more than a calendar quarter before showing their true colors?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 15, 2021 02:10 PM (DU+/6)

338 >>>He repeated a racist term a donor used while discussing the reference with another staffer. chomp chomp
Posted by: Braenyard can smell the dumpsterfire coming at December 15, 2021 02:07 PM (In5Sq)

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Welcome to the party, pal!!

Posted by: "Papa" John Schnatter at December 15, 2021 02:10 PM (wkUlG)

339 Is negrX OK now?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 15, 2021 02:10 PM (FVME7)

340 Guy's so lifeless he can't even fog his face tube.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 15, 2021 02:10 PM (m45I2)

341 In fairness to Denny O'Neil, he COULD write and did so well on projects like the Question (despite my strong disagreement with every single creative decision he did on that book, it's magnificently well-crafted) and his Detective Comics run. The problem is that when he was trying to be political, it was usually either laugh-out-loud stupid (LARGE swaths of Green Lantern/Green Arrow, although that got lots better when DC smacked him and made him quit it) or trying so hard that it came off as horrifically racist. (i.e, every line of dialogue ever written by him for an African-American character, most of which sounded like he'd given them severe head injuries. before the story commenced.) To this day, I have no earthly idea WHAT his use of Micah Synn was supposed to be doing, although that is, in fact, a pretty good arc in Daredevil. (The character was, to be kind, every stereotype of a primitive tribal warlord, only he was a white descendant of King George, which SOUNDS dumber than a box of hair, but worked surprisingly well as a counterpoint to the Kingpin and a commentary on how savagery isn't much of a match for civilization in the long term.)

Posted by: AmericanHawkman at December 15, 2021 02:10 PM (VfMhS)

342 Broke: " You're having fun wrong!"

Woke: "You're doing your culture wrong!"

Posted by: Azathoth at December 15, 2021 02:11 PM (I1zP2)

343 Donn't need a top on those tubes because...

...COVIDz can't jump!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 15, 2021 02:11 PM (m45I2)

344 Little Red Lyin' Hood has announced the WH is planning an event to commemorate J6.

And I guarantee you not a single grifting asshole from the GOP will even raise the mildest protest against that massive fucking lie.

Hell, Cruz and Paul will probably vote to award the Capitol Police a raise to cope with the PTSD of the darkest day in American history.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 15, 2021 02:11 PM (2JVJo)

345 They actually did an arc a few years back where EVERYONE IN NEW YORK got bit by a radioactive spider...

Posted by: AmericanHawkman at December 15, 2021 02:11 PM (VfMhS)

346 Alert: misogynistic error. I assumed Chris Charbonneau to be a man thinking Chis was short for Christopher and that name usually considered masculine. screeeec

By all appearances Chris Charbonneau is a female.

Posted by: Braenyard can smell the dumpsterfire coming at December 15, 2021 02:11 PM (In5Sq)

347 I love that Crowder vid interviewing average Hispanics and showing they are not down for this, at all. They think Latinx is dumb.

The left has not squared the circle of the woke elites taking over by importing in a new voting class from South America and the Caribbean, yet that new voting class is VERY proud of its cultural norms of women that are feminine and men are machismo.

The left champions the salad bowl style of immigrant assimilation vs the melting pot. They wanted people to resist melting into American culture. That is coming back to bite them since the new immigrants are not letting the salad pieces melt into woke culture.

Posted by: LizLem at December 15, 2021 02:11 PM (d6gnA)

348 My "Hispanic" friends don't want to be called "Hispanic". They want to be called Mexican, Guatemalan or whatever. They think "Hispanic" is a political term that lumps people together because they share the same language.

Posted by: Marcus T
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Yep. Spanish the language of the worst White conquerors in the new world.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 15, 2021 02:12 PM (iDcra)

349 344 Several will be there for the solemn occasion...

Posted by: steevy at December 15, 2021 02:12 PM (CYnTg)

350 340 Guy's so lifeless he can't even fog his face tube.

***

That's the face of a man who envies the dead.

Posted by: Azathoth at December 15, 2021 02:12 PM (I1zP2)

351 I have never got comic books.

The closest I would come is Mad magazine.

I always thought that comics were for folks who didn't like to read. (or worse I admit). Now I don't have a view but it sure seems they have a very committed following.

And then along comes this stuff. They are expressing things that previous comic book heros would never have agreed to nor agree with. In fact much of what they're expressing go against the supposed goals and ideals of those previous comic book heroes. And yet here they are. And enough people are accepting the change and so it continues.

I guess if you can make the jump to a different generation you can make changes to a whole lot of stuff no one would've thought possible.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 15, 2021 02:12 PM (FZzni)

352 I wish a bird poop would land on her head.

Posted by: LOg4j at December 15, 2021 02:12 PM (Ed8Zd)

353 @312

The problem for Marvel's cinematic group is that the two actors who matter most to the popularity of the original Avengers team - Robert Downey and Chris Evans - have both made it clear that they're done as their respective characters, and not interested in coming back. That's not to say that it's impossible to tempt them. But it means that the price tag goes up a lot.

Posted by: junior at December 15, 2021 02:12 PM (ertEf)

354 Having a movie with zero women in it is also reasonable based on the story being told. Or zero men.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 15, 2021

***
The original Flight of the Phoenix w/ James Stewart: zero women, and it worked beautifully. There seem to be zero men in the 1939 drama The Women.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 15, 2021 02:12 PM (txdEq)

355 348 Yep. Spanish the language of the worst White conquerors in the new world.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 15, 2021 02:12 PM (iDcra)

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"I shall honor the native peoples of Latin America by singing the song of their people, in the language of Cortez."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 15, 2021 02:12 PM (LvTSG)

356 Ace

Did you see that people in Kentucky who lost everything to the tornadoes were still chanting Lets Go Brandon at Biden? LOLOL

Posted by: Jmel at December 15, 2021 02:12 PM (RWHIh)

357 And I guarantee you not a single grifting asshole from the GOP will even raise the mildest protest against that massive fucking lie.

Do I have to smack a bitch?

Posted by: MGT at December 15, 2021 02:13 PM (ESjRY)

358 Hispandering el blowuppo in los faces
Mike Bllomberg

Posted by: steevy at December 15, 2021 02:13 PM (CYnTg)

359 "Little Red Lyin' Hood has announced the WH is planning an event to commemorate J6."

Part of Joe Biden's historic efforts to unify America.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 15, 2021 02:02 PM (HTCOy
**********
Just to clarify things... we are not related.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 15, 2021 02:13 PM (NpAcC)

360 x is the mark of Marx
Posted by: tmitsss

MarX? Is that what we call Martians now?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 15, 2021 02:13 PM (FVME7)

361 353 @312

The problem for Marvel's cinematic group is that the two actors who matter most to the popularity of the original Avengers team - Robert Downey and Chris Evans - have both made it clear that they're done as their respective characters, and not interested in coming back. That's not to say that it's impossible to tempt them. But it means that the price tag goes up a lot.
Posted by: junior at December 15, 2021 02:12 PM (ertEf)

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I think they signed Chris Evans back for one movie earlier this year.

There will be more.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 15, 2021 02:13 PM (LvTSG)

362 Unless the studio doesn't care about the movie, like what's happening to The King's Man right now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 15, 2021 02:08 PM (LvTSG)

And then you have this kind of crap in the FAQ's for the movie: "Does this movie have more LGBTQ+ and racial diversity within the cast members?"

Yeah, Rasputin was famously a fucking black lesbian you steaming asswipe.

Posted by: The Big Guy at December 15, 2021 02:13 PM (wAnMi)

363 My comic budget used to be ~150 a month 4-5 years ago. Now? Aside from a couple independent limited series, 0$.

RIP: Main Stream Comics.
Deceased Date: 2020.
Cause of death: Wokeism.

Posted by: redchief at December 15, 2021 02:13 PM (Kab4E)

364 They actually did an arc a few years back where EVERYONE IN NEW YORK got bit by a radioactive spider...
Posted by: AmericanHawkman at December 15, 2021

***
Boy, that spider must have been busy. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 15, 2021 02:14 PM (txdEq)

365 354 The original Flight of the Phoenix w/ James Stewart: zero women, and it worked beautifully. There seem to be zero men in the 1939 drama The Women.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 15, 2021 02:12 PM (txdEq)

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Criterion just announced they're releasing the original Flight of the Phoenix in March.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 15, 2021 02:14 PM (LvTSG)

366 Its interesting that they changed Iron Man's weakness from alcohol to being an arrogant asshole. Which, I guess is RDJ's weakness too.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 15, 2021 02:14 PM (ESjRY)

367 345 They actually did an arc a few years back where EVERYONE IN NEW YORK got bit by a radioactive spider...

...because when *everyone* is spiderman, no one is.

Posted by: Syndrome at December 15, 2021 02:14 PM (v3pYe)

368 362 And then you have this kind of crap in the FAQ's for the movie: "Does this movie have more LGBTQ+ and racial diversity within the cast members?"

Yeah, Rasputin was famously a fucking black lesbian you steaming asswipe.
Posted by: The Big Guy at December 15, 2021 02:13 PM (wAnMi)

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It has Gemma Arterton. Diverse enough for me!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 15, 2021 02:14 PM (LvTSG)

369 Little Red Lyin' Hood has announced the WH is planning an event to commemorate J6.

??
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Yes. Just imagine the Middle School level of acting and theatrics on the commemoration of "The darkest Day in the History of the United States". Oh the weeping and wailing will be epic.

Posted by: Cheri at December 15, 2021 02:14 PM (oiNtH)

370 The new sheriff is a Negrx!

Posted by: Blazing Saddles at December 15, 2021 02:14 PM (LR/+8)

371 It's looking like the MCU's success was not from Feige but from the Russo brothers.

Posted by: redchief at December 15, 2021 02:15 PM (Kab4E)

372 "The struggle is no longer just who gets to vote or make it easy for eligible people to vote. It's about who gets to count the vote - whether your vote counts at all," ...
_Joseph Gotcha Biden

Posted by: Braenyard can smell the dumpsterfire coming at December 15, 2021 02:15 PM (In5Sq)

373 347 I love that Crowder vid interviewing average Hispanics and showing they are not down for this, at all. They think Latinx is dumb.

The left has not squared the circle of the woke elites taking over by importing in a new voting class from South America and the Caribbean, yet that new voting class is VERY proud of its cultural norms of women that are feminine and men are machismo.

The left champions the salad bowl style of immigrant assimilation vs the melting pot. They wanted people to resist melting into American culture. That is coming back to bite them since the new immigrants are not letting the salad pieces melt into woke culture.
Posted by: LizLem at December 15, 2021 02:11 PM (d6gnA)

The leaders of the left yell to their minions, "Do you know what we're pissed off about now?"

And they yell back, "No, what?"

And then the leaders give them the new thing to be pissed off about and they all agree that this new thing that has just been introduced to them is the greatest atrocity ever.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at December 15, 2021 02:15 PM (KbCG3)

374
Yeah, Rasputin was famously a fucking black lesbian you steaming asswipe.

You don't say?

Posted by: Boney M at December 15, 2021 02:15 PM (ESjRY)

375 Useless of all the other bullshit. Conservatives aren't real, they don't give a fuck about any of this shit. They could care less about this crap if they happen to benefit from ultra permissive crap.

Meanwhile fuck my literal visa process with 7+ years, right? I didn't commit any of the bullshit, and my family has only been punished for following the law. WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT.

Posted by: paveknife at December 15, 2021 02:15 PM (NqPcP)

376 365 I think there is one woman in a kind of dream/ hallucination scene...

Posted by: steevy at December 15, 2021 02:15 PM (CYnTg)

377 People sit around and ask their friends what they want to be called?

Posted by: old chick at December 15, 2021 02:15 PM (sOete)

378 I've been hearing about the impending demise of all these dumb superhero/spaceman franchises for years. And then the next one comes out and makes a trillion dollars... Most people are dumber than a sack of doorknobs, and Hollywood gives 'em what they want. None of this is going anywhere.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 15, 2021 02:15 PM (2ABQr)

379 They actually did an arc a few years back where EVERYONE IN NEW YORK got bit by a radioactive spider...

**

I always assumed there was something genetically very special with Spiderman that made the bite not just kill him. Assuming errybotty got bit, I'm guessing at least half the population would be dead.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 15, 2021 02:16 PM (XSoJN)

380 Criterion just announced they're releasing the original Flight of the Phoenix in March.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 15, 2021 02:14 PM (LvTSG)

That's good to know. It's hard to get from the Netflix DVD library.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 15, 2021 02:16 PM (dfRN6)

381 Yes. Just imagine the Middle School level of acting and theatrics on the commemoration of "The darkest Day in the History of the United States". Oh the weeping and wailing will be epic.

***

Because many years from now everyone will look back and remember what they were doing the moment they heard that someone stole Nancy Pelosi's podium.

Posted by: Azathoth at December 15, 2021 02:16 PM (I1zP2)

382 A display of breath taking idiocy. No wonder these people have function issues in the real world.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 15, 2021 02:16 PM (KATBx)

383 370 The new sheriff is a Negrx!
Posted by: Blazing Saddles at December 15, 2021 02:14 PM (LR/+

What'd he say?
He said the Sheriff is nearx.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 15, 2021 02:17 PM (II3Gr)

384 "I shall honor the native peoples of Latin America by singing the song of their people, in the language of Cortez."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

♪ Aye yi, yi yi, I am the Frito Bandito. Aye yi, yi yi! ♫

Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2021 02:17 PM (4AR9z)

385 Archie and Jughead weep.

Posted by: LASue at December 15, 2021 02:17 PM (Ed8Zd)

386 I have never got comic books.

The closest I would come is Mad magazine.

I always thought that comics were for folks who didn't like to read. (or worse I admit). Now I don't have a view but it sure seems they have a very committed following. . . .

Posted by: jakee308 at December 15, 2021

***
Oh, I loved Superman, Jimmy Olsen and Batman . . . when I was 9-11 years old. I outgrew them. Then years later, a friend showed me the cinematic style that was going into the X-Men comics of the early to mid-'80s under Chris Claremont and John Byrne, the more mature themes and characterization and dialog, and I enjoyed the stuff. (I admit I have a volume on The Phoenix Saga on my bookshelf at home.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 15, 2021 02:17 PM (txdEq)

387 356 I think Lee Zeldin was right that it was the reason he did not attend the Army- Navy game. I 'm sure the cadets were sternly warned not to but the oter fans not so much...

Posted by: steevy at December 15, 2021 02:17 PM (CYnTg)

388 The left champions the salad bowl style of immigrant assimilation vs the melting pot. They wanted people to resist melting into American culture. That is coming back to bite them since the new immigrants are not letting the salad pieces melt into woke culture.
Posted by: LizLem at December 15, 2021 02:11 PM (d6gnA)

Balkanization - it will bite us all eventually

Posted by: ... at December 15, 2021 02:17 PM (W/17g)

389
Maybe the Dems will pull a page from Joseph Heller's Catch 22 on J6 and bomb their own position on the Capitol steps.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 15, 2021 02:17 PM (dQvv7)

390 316 What about me? I single handedly kept The Swimmer out of the White House.
Posted by: Mary Jo Kopechne Day at December 15, 2021 02:05 PM (LR/+

My best bit of acting...

Posted by: Burt Lancaster at December 15, 2021 02:17 PM (BgMrQ)

391 Me - "I dated a Brazillian."
AOC - "Wow! That's a lot!"

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, watchin 'em yak. at December 15, 2021 02:18 PM (n/szn)

392 Did the spider bite give all New Yorkx stupidity, greed, and ignorance... IOW socialism.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 15, 2021 02:18 PM (iDcra)

393 My dad was not a big movie guy but his favorite movie was Flight of the Phoenix

Posted by: steevy at December 15, 2021 02:18 PM (CYnTg)

394 I think we all should attend the J6 ceremony.

About 500,000 deplorables.

No signs.

Just a swarm of deplorables.

Watching. Listening. Visiting the nation's capital.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 15, 2021 02:18 PM (KY22T)

395 They actually did an arc a few years back where EVERYONE IN NEW YORK got bit by a radioactive spider...

Liberty Mutual Insurance. Doug let's a spider bite him.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2021 02:18 PM (4AR9z)

396 392 Did the spider bite give all New Yorkx stupidity, greed, and ignorance... IOW socialism.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 15, 2021 02:18 PM (iDcra)

No that was all there beforehand.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 15, 2021 02:18 PM (II3Gr)

397 I think there is one woman in a kind of dream/ hallucination scene...
Posted by: steevy at December 15, 2021

***
A belly dancer, I think, dreamed or envisioned by the sergeant. I'd forgotten that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 15, 2021 02:19 PM (txdEq)

398 At the same time Turkey's lira is imploding Erdogan is proposing laws against hoarding.

Posted by: Braenyard can smell the dumpsterfire coming at December 15, 2021 02:19 PM (In5Sq)

399 314 So when will the fast food places go woke and what will the names of the food be ?

Surprise, your taco is a hot dog.

doesn't this make them a sandwich?

Posted by: Gonah Joldberg at December 15, 2021 02:19 PM (oY6Yp)

400 370 The new sheriff is a Negrx!
Posted by: Blazing Saddles at December 15, 2021 02:14 PM (LR/+

What'd he say?
He said the Sheriff is nearx.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist.

Golf clap

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 15, 2021 02:19 PM (iDcra)

401 People sit around and ask their friends what they want to be called?

to add, isn't that the same as a member of the royal family asking what shade meghan's baby would be?

Posted by: old chick at December 15, 2021 02:19 PM (sOete)

402 >>> I love that Crowder ... sorry I had to delete everything you wrote here because now pixy counts just a few returns as spam ... I will never understand the rules ... Posted by: LizLem at December 15, 2021 02:11 PM (d6gnA)

I hear you. But think about this. Every crazy leftist thing they're doing now, with unbridled success they foreshadowed to the world before. They were wildly ridiculed by 99.9999% of the population for their crazy ideas then. But, again, those crazy ideas are now excepted as inviolate social law for which you will lose your job and maybe your life if you question it. So the fact that people south of the border aren't backing this doesn't mean that they won't be in time. The left is patient.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 15, 2021 02:19 PM (cqcfX)

403 379 Since the Ultimate line everything is explained by the super soldier serum and the quest to replicate it....

Posted by: steevy at December 15, 2021 02:19 PM (CYnTg)

404 Surprise, your taco is a hot dog.

doesn't this make them a sandwich?
Posted by: Gonah Joldberg at December 15, 2021 02:19 PM (oY6Yp

Tranny.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 15, 2021 02:19 PM (II3Gr)

405 109 It really started going down hill with McFarlane, Leifeld and Lee.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 15, 2021 01:44 PM (nVc2+)

Hey, say what you want about Rob Liefeld, but you have to admit that his ability to draw characters' feet is second-to-none.

Posted by: zombie Don Martin at December 15, 2021 02:19 PM (DTX3h)

406 These people are destroying all life as we know it. And apparently there is nothing we can do, short of colonizing out own planet.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 15, 2021 02:19 PM (H8QX8)

407 I see a fellow arachnid glowing in the dark, I'm scuttling as far away as my hairy paws can take me.

Posted by: Face-sized spider at December 15, 2021 02:19 PM (mNhhD)

408 Liberty Mutual Insurance. Doug let's a spider bite him.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2021 02:18 PM (4AR9z)

I begin to believe that the consistent awfulness of their commercials is deliberate. Why, I don't know.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 15, 2021 02:20 PM (dfRN6)

409 Wouldn't it have been better for a person who's Latinx to describe how important this supposedly is, and not a white woman sounding patronizing about it?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 15, 2021 02:20 PM (poMoX)

410 277 He sees when you're not masking
He knows when you don't say LatinX
He knows if you've be been vaxxed or not
So get the jab for Fauci's sake

He knows where you've been posting
and spreading misinformation
So now you have to be canceled
It's only way to save our Nation.

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at December 15, 2021 02:20 PM (zSyrn)

411
Because many years from now everyone will look back and remember what they were doing the moment they heard that someone stole Nancy Pelosi's podium.

Posted by: Azathoth at December 15, 2021 02:16 PM

Or, even worse, the 'Kilroy was here' post-it note left on her chair.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 15, 2021 02:20 PM (dQvv7)

412 My dad would pick the movies we went to by if the critics hated it. Never went to one the critics blew their load over.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 15, 2021 02:20 PM (iDcra)

413 The Dems will milk this J6 commemoration for all it's worth.
*Flags will be order at half mast.
*There will be a moment of silence across this country including schools and business.
*Llamas and puppies will be brought in for therapy.
*The MSM will be holding television specials on how to cope.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 15, 2021 02:20 PM (NpAcC)

414 397 I always wonder about the fate of the Sergeant. He is there enjoying their deliverance but I hope they turned him in to the British army for the coward he was...

Posted by: steevy at December 15, 2021 02:20 PM (CYnTg)

415 372 "The struggle is no longer just who gets to vote or make it easy for eligible people to vote. It's about who gets to count the vote - whether your vote counts at all," ...
_Joseph Gotcha Biden
Posted by: Braenyard can smell the dumpsterfire coming at December 15, 2021 02:15 PM (In5Sq)

Criminal psychopaths are like this. They have to brag about what they've done.

In one case in Britain the lead detective attributed one of the murders to someone other than the #1 suspect in the newspapers. It pissed him off so much he essentially ended up confessing.

Posted by: ... at December 15, 2021 02:21 PM (W/17g)

416 >You don't say?
Posted by: Boney M at December 15, 2021 02:15 PM (ESjRY)

Heh, what is it with those odd German-manufactured acts from the late 70s? How about "Moskau" from Dschinghis Khan? Germans pretending to be Russians pretending to be Mongols or something like that.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 15, 2021 02:21 PM (cSs/W)

417 My dad was not a big movie guy but his favorite movie was Flight of the Phoenix
Posted by: steevy at December 15, 2021

***
There's a line in the novel but not in the film, spoken by the German engineer Hardy Kruger played so well, and then remembered at the climax by the pilot Towns. Read it in Kruger's German accent:

She is not a toy, Mr. Towns, she is an aeroplane!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 15, 2021 02:21 PM (txdEq)

418 Honestly, the more you invest metal energy into gaystream comics, the less time you have for kickass project like Midnight's War. Who cares about the Marvel alt-universes any more?

Posted by: trev006 at December 15, 2021 02:22 PM (Eqkqm)

419 416 Heh, what is it with those odd German-manufactured acts from the late 70s? How about "Moskau" from Dschinghis Khan? Germans pretending to be Russians pretending to be Mongols or something like that.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 15, 2021 02:21 PM (cSs/W)

=========

Aguirre: The Wrath of God.

Germans playing Spaniards and speaking English.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 15, 2021 02:22 PM (LvTSG)

420 Good news, everybody!

MRCTV
@mrctv
Nancy Pelosi: Our country could not be more -- it could not be better served, than with this most experienced, capable hands than yours, President Biden.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 15, 2021 02:22 PM (FVME7)

421 I begin to believe that the consistent awfulness of their commercials is deliberate. Why, I don't know.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher

Because you remember it and talk about it = sucess.
Like politicians. There is no bad press.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2021 02:22 PM (4AR9z)

422 Oh geez, just heard on the radio that prostate cancer is racist. More negrx thems get prostate cancer. Whitx supremacy even has it handx on caner.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 15, 2021 02:22 PM (iDcra)

423 More than 1,500 previously classified JFK assassination files have been made public, including documents about killer Lee Harvey Oswald's contact with a KGB agent two months before the shooting. _DM
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Russia, Russia, Russia

Posted by: Braenyard can smell the dumpsterfire coming at December 15, 2021 02:22 PM (In5Sq)

424 January 6th is the new Sept 11 and New Year's rolled into one. It's going to be named Anti White Supremacy Day or some shit and it will begin every year from here on out. They will come up with a name that is clever and nicely accusatory.

Posted by: ... at December 15, 2021 02:22 PM (W/17g)

425 By dissing words for being gendered they're dissing the entire language and that is one thing that Hispanics get really agitated about.

This could make or break a whole lot of wokeism.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 15, 2021 02:23 PM (FZzni)

426 Ask King Harv.
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Lol. I wish he wasn't so expensive - I'd buy from him in a heartbeat...

His Jamaican Blue Mountain seems pretty reasonably priced but it doesn't have the "official" seal on the bag so I'm kinda leery. Anybody know for sure whether it's legit or not?

Posted by: Oddbob at December 15, 2021 02:23 PM (nfrXX)

427 @405

>>Hey, say what you want about Rob Liefeld, but you have to admit that his ability to draw characters' feet is second-to-none.

He may have been a horrible artist but he did create to of the most popular comic book characters, Dead Pool and Cable, so he's got that going for him.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 15, 2021 02:23 PM (nVc2+)

428 And apparently there is nothing we can do, short of colonizing out own planet.
Posted by: Ordinary American at December 15, 2021 02:19 PM (H8QX

Imma slap the iPhone out of your hand.

Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at December 15, 2021 02:23 PM (Eqkqm)

429 Liberty Mutual Insurance. Doug let's a spider bite him.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2021
*
I begin to believe that the consistent awfulness of their commercials is deliberate. Why, I don't know.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 15, 2021

***
LiMu (Liberty Mutual) rhymes with "emu." That's the shtick they're depending on, so that you'll remember the name of the company.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 15, 2021 02:23 PM (txdEq)

430 422 Price they pay for the bigger penises?

Posted by: steevy at December 15, 2021 02:23 PM (CYnTg)

431 I begin to believe that the consistent awfulness of their commercials is deliberate. Why, I don't know.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo

It is supposed to be an ironic commentary on previous stupid Geico ads complete with a clueless idiot white male and an animal that knows more than he does. Other ads from them give out the vibe you get from child molesters.

My guess is Millennials are in charge of the projects and ad buying at Liberty.

Posted by: whig at December 15, 2021 02:23 PM (9hXN1)

432 Deadpool a straight sarcastic ripoff of Deathstroke the Terminator from DC

Posted by: steevy at December 15, 2021 02:24 PM (CYnTg)

433 420 Good news, everybody!

MRCTV
@mrctv
Nancy Pelosi: Our country could not be more -- it could not be better served, than with this most experienced, capable hands than yours, President Biden.

****

What is the sound of one synapse firing?

Posted by: Azathoth at December 15, 2021 02:24 PM (I1zP2)

434 Doan joo point jor feenger at me daddio, or I cut eet off.

Posted by: Hilarrrrria Baldween at December 15, 2021 02:24 PM (mNhhD)

435 January 6th is the new Sept 11 and New Year's rolled into one.

Posted by: ... at December 15, 2021 02:22 PM (W/17g)

Good. Trump will call it Ashli Babbitt Day and force the rest of the worthless grifters to fall in line.

Posted by: trev006 at December 15, 2021 02:25 PM (Eqkqm)

436 Honestly, the more you invest metal energy into gaystream comics, the less time you have for kickass project like Midnight's War. Who cares about the Marvel alt-universes any more?
Posted by: trev006 at December 15, 2021 02:22 PM (Eqkqm)

I'm interested in Richard Meyer's Jawbreaker universe and how that might unfold. He's having growing pains in the production area but I hope it works out.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 15, 2021 02:25 PM (cqcfX)

437 433 Like one hand clapping

Posted by: steevy at December 15, 2021 02:25 PM (CYnTg)

438
More than 1,500 previously classified JFK assassination files have been made public, including documents about killer Lee Harvey Oswald's contact with a KGB agent two months before the shooting.

__________

I thought that had been known for quite some time.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2021 02:25 PM (/U27+)

439 Hey, say what you want about Rob Liefeld, but you have to admit that his ability to draw characters' feet is second-to-none.
Posted by: zombie Don Martin at December 15, 2021

***
If you mean girls' feet, he'll have to go a ways to beat Robert McGinnis.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 15, 2021 02:25 PM (txdEq)

440 Posted by: Cheri at December 15, 2021 02:14 PM (oiNtH)

Alexandra O-C will do a repeat crying, breathless performance or how she was worried she would be raped when she was not even in that building.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 15, 2021 02:26 PM (poMoX)

441 Yeah never mind that all modern Latin languages assign gender to literally everything. And where two genders are present (Latino/Latina) and the gender neutral is desired the male is also the gender neutral.

Never mind the gender neutral language standard of Latinx is rooted in English (clipping or making ambiguous loan word suffixes where undesired).

Also ignore the Latin tradition also has a gender neutral suffix UM (e.g. Latinum) that fell into disuse in favor of language simplification, but is actually a suffix that respects the language origin and development.

Preach about your English Communist butchering of Spanish in for your woke objectives anti-west objectives.

Posted by: mikethemoose at December 15, 2021 02:26 PM (T/vhV)

442 You don't say?
Posted by: Boney M at December 15, 2021 02:15 PM (ESjRY)

Heh, what is it with those odd German-manufactured acts from the late 70s? How about "Moskau" from Dschinghis Khan? Germans pretending to be Russians pretending to be Mongols or something like that.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 15, 2021 02:21 PM (cSs/W)

Now I'm going to have the worst earworm migraine...

Posted by: The Big Guy at December 15, 2021 02:26 PM (wAnMi)

443 >> Marvel Voices

Who buys this crap? The marketing strategy must be to sell several copies to every journalist.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at December 15, 2021 02:26 PM (uWF4x)

444 January 6th is the new Sept 11 and New Year's rolled into one.

And then they can go on to celebrate February 27th - Reichstag Fire Day.

Same political playbook.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 15, 2021 02:26 PM (I2/tG)

445
complete with a clueless idiot white male

Posted by: Obligatory at December 15, 2021 02:26 PM (LR/+8)

446 The Biden* junta's greatest foreign policy success is... oh there are so many, so very many. But I'd have to say propelling Saudi Arabia and Russia's great economic boom since.... well forever. It is really quite spectacular and president Biden is responsible.

Posted by: Jen Psackashiti at December 15, 2021 02:26 PM (iDcra)

447 My "Hispanic" friends don't want to be called "Hispanic". They want to be called Mexican, Guatemalan or whatever. They think "Hispanic" is a political term that lumps people together because they share the same language.
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Call them "Hispanicals" lol

They f'ing love that. I can see the steam coming out of my GF's ears when I say that.

Posted by: Lrrr at December 15, 2021 02:26 PM (jIL4c)

448 During January 6 Hearing, Adam Schiff Doctored Text Messages Between Mark Meadows And Rep. Jim Jordan _thefederalist

Posted by: Braenyard can smell the dumpsterfire coming at December 15, 2021 02:26 PM (In5Sq)

449 LiMu (Liberty Mutual) rhymes with "emu."

-
Also "F you".

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 15, 2021 02:26 PM (FVME7)

450 Because many years from now everyone will look back and remember what they were doing the moment they heard that someone stole Nancy Pelosi's podium.

**

I'll probably still wonder why the virtually impenetrable magnetic locks on all the doors were kept open and unlocked the entire time.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 15, 2021 02:26 PM (XSoJN)

451 422 Oh geez, just heard on the radio that prostate cancer is racist. More negrx thems get prostate cancer. Whitx supremacy even has it handx on caner.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 15, 2021 02:22 PM (iDcra)

I guess I was born a poor black child...

Posted by: Navin browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard Johnson at December 15, 2021 02:26 PM (BgMrQ)

452 It's looking like the MCU's success was not from Feige but from the Russo brothers.
Posted by: redchief at December 15, 2021 02:15 PM (Kab4E)
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I would say that Jon Favreau got the ball rolling with Iron Man. But certainly the Russo brothers have probably done the best stuff for the MCU.

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 15, 2021 02:27 PM (3TihK)

453 446 Make OPEC Great Again

Posted by: steevy at December 15, 2021 02:27 PM (CYnTg)

454 It's not easy being Whitex.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 15, 2021 02:27 PM (63Dwl)

455
His Jamaican Blue Mountain seems pretty reasonably priced but it doesn't have the "official" seal on the bag so I'm kinda leery. Anybody know for sure whether it's legit or not?

Posted by: Oddbob at December 15, 2021 02:23 PM

I don't, but the Jamaicans are pretty touchy about that seal. A lot of illegitimate stuff shows up around the holidays. 'Reasonably priced Blue Mountain coffee' is an oxymoron.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 15, 2021 02:27 PM (dQvv7)

456 331 The Columbia Bugle
@ColumbiaBugle

Wtf is going on at Newsmax?
https://tinyurl.com/yckp2vpa
Posted by: redridinghood at December 15, 2021 02:09 PM (NpAcC)

Newsmax got rid of Wayne Allyn Root at the first whiff of trouble.
Newsmax got rid of Steve Cortes at the first whiff of trouble.
Newsmax got rid of Emerald Robinson at the first whiff of trouble.

Going after Tucker is par for the course with this Newsmax.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 15, 2021 02:27 PM (1SidA)

457 Alexandra O-C will do a repeat crying, breathless performance or how she was worried she would be raped when she was not even in that building.

And that a Capitol policeman failed to treat her with sufficient deference.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 15, 2021 02:27 PM (I2/tG)

458 Meanwhile fuck my literal visa process with 7+ years, right? I didn't commit any of the bullshit, and my family has only been punished for following the law. WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT.
Posted by: paveknife at December 15, 2021 02:15 PM (NqPcP)

The fucking point is that neither the left nor the right want you here if you want to be a patriotic, dues-paying American who wants to work and be proud of your country.

They all want parasitic, un-American, third-world shits who will be a reliable vote and, as a bonus, an army of sturmabteilung who will beat your ass into the ground when you middle-class kulaks decide you want to keep your money.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 15, 2021 02:28 PM (2JVJo)

459 Windex was woke before anyone knew what woke was

Posted by: steevy at December 15, 2021 02:28 PM (CYnTg)

460 Archie and Jughead weep.
Posted by: LASue at December 15, 2021

***
I'll be sure to console Veronica.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 15, 2021 02:28 PM (txdEq)

461 Nancy Pelosi: Our country could not be more -- it could not be better served, than with this most experienced, capable hands than yours, President Biden.
****
What is the sound of one synapse firing?
Posted by: Azathoth at December 15, 2021 02:24 PM (I1zP2)

The alcohol and drugs are going to accelerate her dementia dramatically. I give her a year before she's completely incoherent. Hopefully she'll swallow her teeth before that.

Posted by: The Big Guy at December 15, 2021 02:28 PM (wAnMi)

462 The new spider-man film will do well because they have loudly advertised it will be full of nostalgia porn. They are pulling in the old spider-man actors (Tobey and Andrew) and the new characters people like (even woke MJ is liked, because Zendaya is the New Hotness.)

It will do super well, and give the old marvel actors a huge bargaining chip in coming in and saving the franchise. Get those marvel millions!

Posted by: LizLem at December 15, 2021 02:29 PM (d6gnA)

463
They think "Hispanic" is a political term that lumps people together because they share the same language.
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Wasn't "Hispanic" invented during the Nixon administration for just that purpose?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 15, 2021 02:29 PM (63Dwl)

464 I'm interested in Richard Meyer's Jawbreaker universe and how that might unfold. He's having growing pains in the production area but I hope it works out.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 15, 2021 02:25 PM (cqcfX)

Nice rec. Xaxi is a hot piece. If you want the new thing, check out arkhaven.com. Lots of webcomics there.

Posted by: trev006 at December 15, 2021 02:29 PM (Eqkqm)

465 During January 6 Hearing, Adam Schiff Doctored Text Messages Between Mark Meadows And Rep. Jim Jordan _thefederalist

Posted by: Braenyard can smell the dumpsterfire coming at December 15, 2021 02:26 PM (In5Sq)
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I doubt Schiff did the deed. More than likely, one of his staffers did it. I say this, because I'm pretty sure Schiff isn't smart enough to do something like modify text messages. I'm not even sure he's smart enough to think to do something like this. But, like the conniving little rat he is, he's more than willing to take advantage.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (RrjYy) at December 15, 2021 02:29 PM (RrjYy)

466 LiMu (Liberty Mutual) rhymes with "emu." That's the shtick they're depending on, so that you'll remember the name of the company.

Not a great plan if they have to rely on some guy on a smart military blog to explain it to me.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 15, 2021 02:29 PM (nfrXX)

467 On this day, 1791 the first ten amendments to the Constitution of these United States were adopted.

10 Quotes

https://is.gd/sFwqS4

Posted by: Braenyard can smell the dumpsterfire coming at December 15, 2021 02:30 PM (In5Sq)

468 During January 6 Hearing, Adam Schiff Doctored Text Messages Between Mark Meadows And Rep. Jim Jordan _thefederalist

Posted by: Braenyard can smell the dumpsterfire coming at December 15, 2021 02:26 PM (In5Sq)

He really is a nasty little shit.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 15, 2021 02:30 PM (axyOa)

469 Comics were so much more about action and inspiring people to be better. Now they are all about lecturing us to accept the twisted, disgusting mindset of perversion that is modern secular society.

I cannot believe that there is sufficient market share for such stupid, illogical woketard crap.

Posted by: Pete at December 15, 2021 02:30 PM (gamTF)

470 452 It's looking like the MCU's success was not from Feige but from the Russo brothers.
Posted by: redchief at December 15, 2021 02:15 PM (Kab4E)
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I would say that Jon Favreau got the ball rolling with Iron Man. But certainly the Russo brothers have probably done the best stuff for the MCU.
Posted by: Darth Randall at December 15, 2021 02:27 PM (3TihK)

Taiko Waititi did a great job with Thor Ragnarok. After Winter Soldier and The First Avenger (Joe Johnston), my favorite MCU movie.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 15, 2021 02:30 PM (1SidA)

471 The Coffee Song by Sinatra is worth a listen.

https://youtu.be/zTbJBnkRkFo

Posted by: King Harv at December 15, 2021 02:30 PM (LR/+8)

472 Let's take X all the way to the bank with all the loan words

JalepenX
TortillX
VanillX
MosquitX
PatiX
ArmadillX

How about we rewrite ALL of Spanish to eliminate gender?

Posted by: mikethemoose at December 15, 2021 02:30 PM (T/vhV)

473 This is probably the best place on Ace to pimp my video review of Black Panther.

youtube.com/watch?v=fD2yxC6E9UE&t=1s

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 15, 2021 02:30 PM (3TihK)

474 Nood italicanx.

Posted by: flounder at December 15, 2021 02:31 PM (SH2Zi)

475 @456

>>Going after Tucker is par for the course with this Newsmax.

The owner of Newsmax is fake conservative, GOPe clown.

Look him up.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 15, 2021 02:31 PM (nVc2+)

476 I haven't seen the last several spider man movies, so yet another has no appeal for me. I'm just not the target demo for the never-ending superhero franchises.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 15, 2021 02:31 PM (QU5/8)

477 I can't help but think that a smug white woman lecturing a Latina about the Latinx craze would get shown the door.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 15, 2021 02:32 PM (4olE8)

478 Alexandra O-C will do a repeat crying, breathless performance or how she was worried she would be raped when she was not even in that building.

Will her breasts heave with every gasp?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 15, 2021 02:32 PM (axyOa)

479 472: How about we rewrite ALL of Spanish to eliminate gender?

Give it time. That will happen.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 15, 2021 02:32 PM (4olE8)

480 The stupidest commercial out there right now is the GMC self steering commercial... I guess it oughta be stupid because self steering is stupid. It is chock a block full of stupid.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 15, 2021 02:33 PM (flINI)

481 Nancy Pelosi: Our country could not be more -- it could not be better served, than with this most experienced, capable hands than yours, President Biden.

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In one year we went from record employment and economic numbers under a businessman who was fought against by everyone in DC to a DC insider who everyone loves and voted for, and my dollars are on track to be worth half of what they are worth when he came into office by the time the next presidential term is over.

Yay, norms restored.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 15, 2021 02:33 PM (XSoJN)

482 Black panther snafus . . . the actress playing Zuri refuses to get vaccinated, and it is throwing off black panther shoots I think, hah. She is supposed to be the new big draw in the films since the actor playing black panther died, and she is throwing huge wrenches of problems at marvel. Yaaaas Kween! Hollywood schadenfreude is best schadenfreude. I heard rumors they were booting her from the project, but did not see confirmation on that.

Posted by: LizLem at December 15, 2021 02:33 PM (d6gnA)

483 Fun Fact: In the Archie, Jughead, and Reggie gang, Jughead was always "Lucky Pierre."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 15, 2021 02:34 PM (iDcra)

484 Show me a single child in America who would enjoy reading this woke-scold "comic" book. I had thought the goal of comic book publishers was to sell comic books, but clearly that's not the intent here. Reading this would be assigned as a punishment.

Posted by: Guy in Texas at December 15, 2021 02:35 PM (y9fn0)

485 In one year we went from record employment and economic numbers under a businessman who was fought against by everyone in DC to a DC insider who everyone loves and voted for, and my dollars are on track to be worth half of what they are worth when he came into office by the time the next presidential term is over.

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Yeah but Joepedo Biden went to the Kennedy Center for grand heralding.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 15, 2021 02:35 PM (iDcra)

486 Imagine how awesome your life and country is when you have to complain about vowels. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 15, 2021 01:46 PM (XSoJN)

I used to believe this. I used to think that the occasional gender studies professor was a good thing, because it was a sign that we were so affluent that we could tolerate such unproductive trivialities. I said so in these here gray boxes. I have changed my mind.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 15, 2021 01:49 PM (BMmaB)

There's no amount of poison you should mix into the medicine just to be diverse.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 15, 2021 02:37 PM (eoQWY)

487 What is the fucking point. I guess we jus let the faggot Democrats do whatever they want and grind the Constitution into dust.

Posted by: paveknife at December 15, 2021 02:39 PM (NqPcP)

488 I haven't seen the last several spider man movies, so yet another has no appeal for me. I'm just not the target demo for the never-ending superhero franchises.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 15, 2021

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I loved the first one with the young Kirsten Dunst as MJ. Not sure I want to deal with reboots I-XXX.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 15, 2021 02:39 PM (txdEq)

489 I'm interested in Richard Meyer's Jawbreaker universe and how that might unfold. He's having growing pains in the production area but I hope it works out.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 15, 2021 02:25 PM (cqcfX)

Nice rec. Xaxi is a hot piece. If you want the new thing, check out arkhaven.com. Lots of webcomics there.
Posted by: trev006 at December 15, 2021 02:29 PM (Eqkqm)

Yes, when he was just critiquing the wokesters they told him to write his own and do better. When he did, they pressured his distributors to cancel him. So he self published and did better than they did. Now he probably sells more than Marvel.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 15, 2021 02:41 PM (eoQWY)

490 481 Nancy Pelosi: Our country could not be more -- it could not be better served, than with this most experienced, capable hands than yours, President Biden.

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In one year we went from record employment and economic numbers under a businessman who was fought against by everyone in DC to a DC insider who everyone loves and voted for, and my dollars are on track to be worth half of what they are worth when he came into office by the time the next presidential term is over.

Yay, norms restored.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 15, 2021 02:33 PM (XSoJN)

CNN just had a report on their latest survey, which shows Biden with a 49% approval rating (??!!!). They compared the rating of his ability to manage the economy (45%) with Obama's rating, and not Trump's - they skipped over one of Trump's strongest approval points for a comparison.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 15, 2021 02:43 PM (1SidA)

491 Comics were so much more about action and inspiring people to be better. Now they are all about lecturing us to accept the twisted, disgusting mindset of perversion that is modern secular society.

I cannot believe that there is sufficient market share for such stupid, illogical woketard crap.
Posted by: Pete at December 15, 2021 02:30 PM (gamTF)

There isn't. A smash hit these days sells a risible amount compared to 10 years ago. And failures aren't cancelled right away anymore.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 15, 2021 02:44 PM (eoQWY)

492 Little Red Lying Hood - I'm using that

Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 15, 2021 02:45 PM (2JoB8)

493 They don't get it.

Peter Parker (The real Spider-Man) was a geeky loner that was being raised in a loving household. He was suddenly given abilities that made him strong, fast and very dangerous to normal human beings. But he believed in what his Aunt and Uncle taught him and used that to protect others.

He wasn't a Latinx, he was not some LGBTOMGWTFBBQ type. He was just a nerdy guy who stood up for the helpless.

Marvel ignored all of that and that is why American comics are in freefall. Meanwhile, you get Japan dominating the market because they just want to Tell A Story and they have no fucks to give for the Cause of the Day.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 15, 2021 02:49 PM (4olE8)

494 LOL and once I thought AOS was like... a big place to, I don't know, meet up. Quite frankly, this meet place up is piss poor.

Both my wife and I have successfully achieved religious exemptions, and this is from a fortune 100 company.

Let us know if you need help, because fucking retardo cocksucking Republicans won't help you. They only care about sucking down all those public dollars. They would rather you die from genetic therapy shot then actually help you.

Posted by: paveknife at December 15, 2021 02:49 PM (NqPcP)

495 CNN just had a report on their latest survey, which shows Biden with a 49% approval rating (??!!!).
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Democrat oversample +22 points.... minimum.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 15, 2021 02:49 PM (iDcra)

496 I speak Spanish. Fluently. If you do, it is perfectly fucking obvious from context what you mean when you say "ahorita". And "Latinx" is the purest distillation of something that could appropriately be labelled "cultural appropriation" as anything I can think. There is no word in Spanish other than wholly-imported loanwords that ends in 'x', just like there's no word in English that ends 'pjwknc': because it would be unpronounceable.

Posted by: David Gillies at December 15, 2021 04:18 PM (tjHrt)

497 HULK SMASH

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 15, 2021 06:17 PM (FLiOE)

498 So it it pronounced 'latinks' or 'latin ex'?

Posted by: profligatewaste at December 15, 2021 06:22 PM (Be3jb)

499 This is supposed to be a comic book? I'm not into comic books, but I feel most certain that this is not a comic book.

Who in the effing hell do they think would ever want to read this drek?

Posted by: jocon307 at December 15, 2021 08:58 PM (HYa+m)

500 I'm looking ahead to gardening season in our new location. Thinking about several of these for juglone-intolerant crops:

https://www.agardenpatch.com/
Garden-Patch-Grow-Box/

Similar to Earth Box with a couple of design tweaks.

Posted by: Emmie at December 18, 2021 03:03 PM (6RgRK)

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