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Wednesday Overnight Over Thread (12/15/21)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

You want to turn Philadelphia into Nazi Germany, have at it. I’m one mile from the suburbs, so if I really want to dine out, I’ll head to Bucks County. Wyatt Earp, The OK Corral Blog


Quote II

It has not all been a bed of roses. What the enemy means for evil, He will make it good. I say that because tonight on the House floor, the Democrats are going to send a clear message that not only should I be referred for criminal contempt but that anybody who is a conservative and supported Donald Trump should be ashamed. They’re not going to intimidate me.” President Trump's Chief of Staff, Mark Meadows


Quote III

"My family is beyond grateful and humbled by your generosity. Thank you all for being incredible human beings and reminding us that evil doesn't get to win when there is this much love to fight it" Amber Gray

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If you or I were to go before Congress and lie, there would be serious consequences. If you are Congressman Adam Schiff you are expected to be a lying piece of shit.

But despite a total lack of credibility given his repeated actions, Schiff has never suffered any consequences. And what does a bad person do when they continually get away with doing bad things? They continue to do bad things. Thus, you get Schiff, during a January 6th Committee hearing yesterday, doctoring a text between Mark Meadows and Jim Jordan to push a false narrative.

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Elon Musk puts Senator Fauxcahontas in her place.

Musk could have ignored Warren's lazy and lame attempt to smear his name in order to win political points, but as something of a happy warrior, he went all in with a flurry of replies on Tuesday afternoon that reminded the Twitter-verse that Warren is pretty much the last person to be calling anyone out for their life or career choices.

"Stop projecting!" Musk tweeted along with a link to a story about how Warren got caught lying about her Native American ancestry in order to advance her own ambitions.


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My first reaction when I read this story: Well of course they did. Laws and morality are for little peeps.

Four FBI officials engaged in sexual intercourse with foreign prostitutes, according to an internal report.

The Department of Justice (DOJ) Office of the Inspector General (OIG) concluded an investigation into six FBI officials related to their involvement with foreign prostitutes, finding that four of the officials engaged in sexual intercourse, while a fifth solicited “commercial sex,” according to a report issued Tuesday by the DOJ OIG. A sixth official “committed misconduct” by failing to report the incidents, according to the report.

Commercial sex?


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The Salvation Army. Sucks to be them.

The Salvation Army asked for more than donations this year.
The Christian charitable organization asked all white donors to reflect on their racism this year.
Wow.

After a major uproar the Salvation Army backtracked over Thanksgiving weekend and released a statement refuting the claims of their racial demands.

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If the following story is true: Fools and their money are soon parted. (H/T Doof)

SWEET SMELL OF SUCCESS: ‘90 Day Fiancé’ star sells her farts for $45K a jar

In a follow-up video , captioned, she informed her fans that her farts made her $45,000 (nearly $58,000 CAD) in one week.

It bears repeating: $45,000 in one week … for jars of farts.


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Ya der, the Fleet Farm..........


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If you are ever in Bentonville, Arkansas, I would avoid the Oven and Tap.

A waitress was fired after receiving a massive tip that the restaurant manager instructed her to split with other workers.

Ryan Brandt and another server got a $4,400 tip from a party of more than 40 at Oven and Tap in Bentonville, Arkansas, according to Fox 59. Each guest, thinking the money would go to the two servers specifically, put in $100.

‘We knew servers were really hit hard through Covid, and it was something that we had come up with to help give back,’ Grant Wise, who ate at the restaurant after a conference, told CBS 5.

Fired for other reasons. How convenient.


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I'm surprised Uncle Paste Eater hasn't granted this cop a full pardon yet.

Texas detective arrested and charged with conspiracy to harbor illegal aliens

Per Bill Melugin, a detective with the Eagle Pass, TX Police Department was arrested today and charged with conspiracy to harbor illegal aliens.

The FBI is investigating the case and he faces up to 10 years in prison if convicted.


The FBI investigating? Which Special Agents the ones that lie to congress or sleep with foreign whores?


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So what.

A former SpaceX engineer claims that there is a culture of sexual harassment at Elon Musk’s space launch venture, and expressed her concerns about any future Mars colony.

Ashley Kosak described the successful NASA partner organisation as being in a "state of disrepair and dysfunction" and Musk himself comes in for particular criticism.

She compared the South African tech billionaire to "a sadistic and abusive man" she had known in the past.

"Elon makes promises he doesn’t hold himself accountable to," Kosak wrote in feminist blog Lioness.

Until Mars is colonized I think Ms. Kosak needs to concentrate on shaving her legs or something.

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I guess it takes all kinds to make the world go round. That is unfortunate.


David Fuller: Hospital morgue worker who sexually abused at least 102 corpses sentenced to life in jail
David Fuller murdered two women and sexually abused at least 102 corpses in hospital mortuaries


Hospital electrician David Fuller, who sexually abused the bodies of at least 102 women and girls, has been sentenced to life in jail.

Fuller, 67, killed and then sexually assaulted two


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The ONT Musical Interlude


AND


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If you are going to nap on the job. Don't be a Genius Award Winner.

A baggage loader from the Mumbai airport fell asleep in the cargo hold of an Indigo Airlines Abu Dhabi-bound flight and was discovered only after the aircraft landed on Sunday.

The incident took place on Airbus A320 aircraft that operated as flight 6E 1835 and took off after 2.30am IST on Sunday, safety regulator Directorate General of Civil Aviation (DGCA) said.

The worker, after loading bags into the aircraft, allegedly fell asleep behind the baggage section.


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Lifting "Spirits". Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

WKU Students raise more than $13,000 for liquor store leveled by tornado


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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:03 PM




Comments

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1 catch up!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 10:03 PM (Q9lwr)

2 Hi doof

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 15, 2021 10:03 PM (eA1RV)

3 Heck of a sand storm in Kansas

Posted by: Braenyard along the line at December 15, 2021 10:03 PM (Zktzy)

4 Howdy Hordelings!

Posted by: Doof at December 15, 2021 10:03 PM (mZUr4)

5 first!!

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 15, 2021 10:03 PM (nxdel)

6

አንደኛ!

Posted by: Zettai at December 15, 2021 10:03 PM (R9E27)

7 Dammit CBD

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 15, 2021 10:03 PM (eA1RV)

8 Too slow

Posted by: Xiao at December 15, 2021 10:03 PM (MZgxa)

9 YAHTZEEE!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 15, 2021 10:03 PM (TO6k5)

10 Dammit CBD!!!

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 15, 2021 10:03 PM (nxdel)

11 Bah humbug!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 10:03 PM (Mzdiz)

12 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 15, 2021 10:03 PM (SchxB)

13 Top Ten! Evening Horde!

Posted by: Iris at December 15, 2021 10:03 PM (6lKe4)

14 There's been cheating going on here!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 15, 2021 10:04 PM (hOUT3)

15 good evening

Posted by: wing at December 15, 2021 10:04 PM (PlW9M)

16 Nice job again, CBD. Keeping it real like a Gen Pop moron

Posted by: Doof at December 15, 2021 10:04 PM (mZUr4)

17 A cob claiming first is against the Geneva convention, I think.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 15, 2021 10:04 PM (eA1RV)

18 Shot at top 20? I'm all in.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 15, 2021 10:05 PM (F0YaR)

19 First!
Well not so much.

Posted by: Farmer at December 15, 2021 10:05 PM (55Qr6)

20 Hi doof
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 15, 2021 10:03 PM (eA1RV)


Howdy there, Duke

Posted by: Doof at December 15, 2021 10:05 PM (mZUr4)

21 14 There's been cheating going on here!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 15, 2021 10:04 PM (hOUT3)

Grapevine has it that he hits the F5 like a crack addicted chimp.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 15, 2021 10:05 PM (aA3+G)

22 Dammit CBD

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 15, 2021 10:03 PM (eA1RV)

Big guns. That's how we roll.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 10:05 PM (Q9lwr)

23 Beautiful shot MisHum but I would bust my ass on those half-log steps. 29 crept up on me fast.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 15, 2021 10:05 PM (ERcy3)

24 A cob claiming first is against the Geneva convention, I think.

Yeah I'm pretty sure that's against the rules here!

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 15, 2021 10:05 PM (nxdel)

25 Load of stuff tonight. Now to start in on it.

Posted by: From That Time at December 15, 2021 10:05 PM (4780s)

26 catch up!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 10:03 PM (Q9lwr)


Never on a hot dog

Posted by: Doof at December 15, 2021 10:06 PM (mZUr4)

27 There's been cheating going on here!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 15, 2021 10:04 PM (hOUT3)

Not a chance.

I'm just better than you pretenders.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 10:06 PM (Q9lwr)

28 US Navy using its new laser weapon, in the Gulf of Aden, struck and sunk a target.

Posted by: Braenyard along the line at December 15, 2021 10:06 PM (Zktzy)

29 Off to read content, I am pounding the Sauvignon Blanc tonight, I've got jury duty in the morning and I'd like to appear unworthy of passing any sort of judgement on another human being. Unless of course...

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 15, 2021 10:06 PM (a4EWo)

30 Commercial sex?

I think that is when he is a 'minute man'.

IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Tonypete at December 15, 2021 10:07 PM (ERcy3)

31 Evening Hordemates!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 15, 2021 10:07 PM (axyOa)

32 A cob claiming first is against the Geneva convention, I think.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 15, 2021 10:04 PM (eA1RV)

No COB claimed first. You just feel inadequate because you can't catch up.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 10:07 PM (Q9lwr)

33 Grapevine has it that he hits the F5 like a crack addicted chimp.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 15, 2021 10:05 PM (aA3+G)


An ONT First on an iPhone is much more rewarding. Ask me how I know

Posted by: Doof at December 15, 2021 10:08 PM (mZUr4)

34 US Navy using its new laser weapon, in the Gulf of Aden, struck and sunk a target.

Posted by: Braenyard along the line at December 15, 2021 10:06 PM (Zktzy)

I saw that. It might be a game changer against drones and small missiles.

Not sure if they can generate the power to deal with big stuff yet.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 10:08 PM (Q9lwr)

35 Grapevine has it that he hits the F5 like a crack addicted chimp.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 15, 2021 10:05 PM (aA3+G)


I'm betting he has modified one of the old semi-automatic telegraph keys to pound the heck out of the F5 key!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 15, 2021 10:09 PM (hOUT3)

36 CBD's rivaling Slapweasel for claiming the ONT prize.

Time for a thunderdome:

Two men enter, one man leaves...

#whoyagot

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 15, 2021 10:09 PM (BgMrQ)

37 Nice pic... Does she have a double barrel 12ga across her lap?

Posted by: davidt at December 15, 2021 10:09 PM (WoQnt)

38 >>> 28 US Navy using its new laser weapon, in the Gulf of Aden, struck and sunk a target.

Posted by: Braenyard along the line at December 15, 2021 10:06 PM (Zktzy)

I hope the target wasn't another US Navy ship.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 15, 2021 10:09 PM (llON8)

39 Never on a hot dog

Posted by: Doof at December 15, 2021 10:06 PM (mZUr4)

Well...we agree on one thing!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 10:09 PM (Q9lwr)

40 That Liz Cheney video is hilarious! She actually sort of looks like her only she's actually good looking.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 15, 2021 10:09 PM (nxdel)

41 Thanks for the swell ONT, Mis Hum! Lovely photo up top.

Prayers for Morons and Americans impacted by tonight's storms in the Midwest and Upper Midwest. Stay safe!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at December 15, 2021 10:10 PM (rwusL)

42 No COB claimed first. You just feel inadequate because you can't catch up.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 10:07 PM (Q9lwr)


Where's the equity on this blog when you really need it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 15, 2021 10:10 PM (hOUT3)

43 Commercial sex?

Is there any other kind?

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 15, 2021 10:10 PM (F0YaR)

44 Well...we agree on one thing!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 10:09 PM (Q9lwr)


That hurts you to admit, doesn't it?

Posted by: Doof at December 15, 2021 10:10 PM (mZUr4)

45 Remember Ace's post earlier today, about how Schumer was forced to drop the BBB bill but now instead was going to focus on their terrible "Voting Rights" bill???

Well that lasted almost 12 hours!

Redstate has a hilarious headline up on it; "Kristen Synema comes flying in off the Top Rope after Democrats surrender on Build Back Better."

https://tinyurl.com/2d78atf4

Get rid of the Filibuster? Synema went out of her way to tell Politico, "Nope! Ain't happening!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 15, 2021 10:11 PM (evAgx)

46 I hope the target wasn't another US Navy ship.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 15, 2021 10:09 PM (llON


Nah probably a cargo ship in a major shipping lane!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 15, 2021 10:11 PM (hOUT3)

47 That hurts you to admit, doesn't it?

Posted by: Doof at December 15, 2021 10:10 PM (mZUr4)

It does.

I am still waiting for someone to do something about you.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 10:11 PM (Q9lwr)

48 42 No COB claimed first. You just feel inadequate because you can't catch up.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 10:07 PM (Q9lwr)

Where's the equity on this blog when you really need it!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 15, 2021 10:10 PM (hOUT3)

The ONT promises equal opportunities, not equal results.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 15, 2021 10:11 PM (aA3+G)

49
Dammit CBD
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 15, 2021 10:03 PM

Dammit CBD!!!
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 15, 2021 10:03 PM


One of these is not like the other.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 15, 2021 10:12 PM (a3Q+t)

50 Well I often want messes to die

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at December 15, 2021 10:12 PM (FcPY7)

51 38 >>> 28 US Navy using its new laser weapon, in the Gulf of Aden, struck and sunk a target.

Posted by: Braenyard along the line at December 15, 2021 10:06 PM (Zktzy)

I hope the target wasn't another US Navy ship.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 15, 2021 10:09 PM (llON

It was an annoying seagull.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 15, 2021 10:12 PM (evAgx)

52 Where's the equity on this blog when you really need it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 15, 2021 10:10 PM (hOUT3)

There will be equity when I am the starting point guard for the NY Knicks.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 10:12 PM (Q9lwr)

53 @51

>>It was an annoying seagull.

Segulls are annoying, pelicans are assholes and don't get me started on Puffins.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 15, 2021 10:13 PM (TO6k5)

54 Four FBI officials engaged in sexual intercourse with foreign prostitutes, according to an internal report.

The women were presumably of age and willing so...frankly these men like deserve a *good* conduct award.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 15, 2021 10:13 PM (ESjRY)

55 Ans now a word from our sponsor.

Posted by: Commercial sex at December 15, 2021 10:14 PM (63Dwl)

56 ZOD IMPERIAL.

Posted by: ZOD at December 15, 2021 10:14 PM (M3Z2J)

57 You just feel inadequate because you can't catch up.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 10:07 PM (Q9lwr)

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You are a jackanapes, Suh! Ahh demand satisfaction! Pistols at dawn.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 15, 2021 10:15 PM (eA1RV)

58 Wonderful Zappa cut, tonight. One that simply isn't played enough.

Posted by: Mr. Poop Chute at December 15, 2021 10:15 PM (JPtHE)

59 FIST!!! Wait why are we all yelling fist?

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 15, 2021 10:15 PM (ESjRY)

60 >>> 51 38 >>> 28 US Navy using its new laser weapon, in the Gulf of Aden, struck and sunk a target.

Posted by: Braenyard along the line at December 15, 2021 10:06 PM (Zktzy)

I hope the target wasn't another US Navy ship.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 15, 2021 10:09 PM (llON

It was an annoying seagull.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 15, 2021 10:12 PM (evAgx)

Ha! Seagulls die now!

Posted by: Yoda at December 15, 2021 10:15 PM (llON8)

61 CBD: 'Trump: Don't run. Be a 'king maker'

CBD Later: 'oh gee, we have another liberal rino, I can't imagine how it happened.'

STOP SETTLING.

Posted by: Schlippy at December 15, 2021 10:16 PM (bgLgi)

62 Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 15, 2021 10:13 PM (TO6k5)

Tom, thanks for the Betadine info you posted late in the last thread.

I would never have guessed it could be used orally.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 15, 2021 10:16 PM (BgMrQ)

63 Ans now a word from our sponsor.

Lace Wigs for Sale has all your Lace Wigs...for sale.

And also, embarrassing photos of Ewoks and Marco Rubio's garbage so...uh...we'll be getting that check soon right?

Posted by: Lace Wigs for Sale at December 15, 2021 10:16 PM (ESjRY)

64 Puffins wet their nests.

Posted by: Mr. Poop Chute at December 15, 2021 10:16 PM (JPtHE)

65 Selling farts on the Internet. What a world. I should throw a dress on my littler dog, put up a website, and sell her bottled farts online. Industrial strenght, brother.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 15, 2021 10:16 PM (QU5/8)

66 Looks like a delayed Christmas this year for the family. Niece, husband and 4 out of 5 kids got the coof last Monday, nothing severe so far knock on wood. I told her we should wait until spring and have a cookout.

Posted by: dartist at December 15, 2021 10:16 PM (+ya+t)

67 They shot a seagull and then they ran so far away.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 15, 2021 10:17 PM (63Dwl)

68 There will be equity when I am the starting point guard for the NY Knicks.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 10:12 PM (Q9lwr)

If only to see Spike Lee's face...

It is to dream!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 15, 2021 10:17 PM (BgMrQ)

69 I miss Fleet Farm. It was my window into the semi-rural Midwest contentedness that I always wanted, but always remained just out of reach.

Posted by: CppThis at December 15, 2021 10:17 PM (UewuT)

70 I mentioned this in the previous thread, but imo it bears bringing up again, and probably shouldn't have surprised me.

San Francisco - home of most of the important politicians in the state of California - has been exempted from the statewide mask mandate that went live today.

Funny, that.

Posted by: junior at December 15, 2021 10:18 PM (PTw5h)

71 Typhoon about to hit the Philippines. It is a biggun.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, watchin 'em yak. at December 15, 2021 10:18 PM (n/szn)

72 Great Zappa clip, MisHum!

Three-hundred-seventy-nine pounds of Samoan dynamite!

https://tinyurl.com/3cd8hzkt

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 15, 2021 10:18 PM (Dc2NZ)

73 Redstate has a hilarious headline up on it; "Kristen Synema comes flying in off the Top Rope after Democrats surrender on Build Back Better."


that lady is growing on me! she's hella better than McCain, anyway!

Wyatt what a sad state of affairs in the City of Philadelphia. I can only shake my head.

kenney is doing his level best to destroy my city

Posted by: Black Orchid the Unboosted at December 15, 2021 10:18 PM (j9HX3)

74 And I ran, I ran so far away.

Posted by: A Flock of Seagulls at December 15, 2021 10:18 PM (a4EWo)

75 They shot a seagull and then they ran so far away.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 15, 2021 10:17 PM (63Dwl)

snort. :-)

Posted by: Iris at December 15, 2021 10:18 PM (6lKe4)

76 Lesbian Seagull...


https://tinyurl.com/bdfzrkme

Posted by: Englebert Humperdink at December 15, 2021 10:18 PM (WoQnt)

77 You are a jackanapes, Suh! Ahh demand satisfaction! Pistols at dawn.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 15, 2021 10:15 PM


Dude. For a non-Texan, he's pretty good.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 15, 2021 10:19 PM (a3Q+t)

78 CBD? Yeah, that guy hits F5 like an angry tornado.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 15, 2021 10:19 PM (QzJWU)

79 "Elon makes promises he doesn't hold himself accountable to," Kosak wrote in feminist blog Lioness.

If this adult child is upset because someone makes promises that they don't hold themselves to, she is going to be very disappointed in life. "But you proooomised." As my mother was fond of saying, life isn't fair.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 15, 2021 10:19 PM (+lVUW)

80 My brother claims that COVID nose is the reason he can't smell his own farts. This would make quality control during the packaging phase complicated.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 15, 2021 10:19 PM (s/YNI)

81 The Salvation Army.

Maybe they can ask their father, the Devil, to chip in and make up the difference.

Posted by: Methos at December 15, 2021 10:19 PM (kOpft)

82 So...if Sen Kinky Boots had lost to GOPe designated AZ loser would we be dealing with BBB and whatever crap is in their vote fraud bill?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 15, 2021 10:19 PM (ESjRY)

83 57 You just feel inadequate because you can't catch up.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 10:07 PM (Q9lwr)

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You are a jackanapes, Suh! Ahh demand satisfaction! Pistols at dawn.
Posted by: Duke Lowell


Sweet! Choose your seconds!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 15, 2021 10:19 PM (U2p+3)

84 I'm glad that couple got a gofundme

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at December 15, 2021 10:20 PM (FcPY7)

85 The SA should be happy they aren't getting any more donations from racists shouldn't they?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 15, 2021 10:20 PM (ESjRY)

86 >> "Elon makes promises he doesn't hold himself accountable to," Kosak wrote in feminist blog Lioness.


Sounds like he made them in her mouth.

Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2021 10:20 PM (ima3X)

87 >>"Kristen Synema comes flying in off the Top Rope
that lady is growing on me!

Wears-The-Boots.

Yao.

Posted by: ZOD at December 15, 2021 10:21 PM (M3Z2J)

88 I hope the target wasn't another US Navy ship.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 15, 2021 10:09 PM (llON

It was mine! (sob)

Posted by: Capt Kristol at December 15, 2021 10:21 PM (7bRMQ)

89 @62

>>Tom, thanks for the Betadine info you posted late in the last thread. I would never have guessed it could be used orally.

Glad to be of help. The trust we once had in the the medical and scientific community has been ripped asunder and dashed against the rocks.

The reasons this information is being suppressed and denigrated are obvious.

Great evil is being perpetrated by a large cadre of people who richly deserve a little rough justice.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 15, 2021 10:21 PM (TO6k5)

90 Oh no, you misunderstand, we still want all your Nazi gold.

Posted by: Salvation Army at December 15, 2021 10:21 PM (QU5/8)

91 Local radio station had their annual Salvation Army radiothon and brought in more money than ever. I guess some places do better than others.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 15, 2021 10:22 PM (63Dwl)

92 Oooh.. a duel at dawn? I might actually get up early and watch this.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 15, 2021 10:22 PM (nxdel)

93 The SA should be happy they aren't getting any more donations from racists shouldn't they?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 15, 2021 10:20 PM (ESjRY)


Being #Woke sometimes has a downside!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 15, 2021 10:22 PM (hOUT3)

94 >>> CBD's rivaling Slapweasel for claiming the ONT prize.

My money's on Slap, every time. Dude's got game.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 10:22 PM (Mzdiz)

95 The Salvation Army.
-------
Cryin won't help ya, begging won't do you no good.

Posted by: dartist at December 15, 2021 10:23 PM (+ya+t)

96 The Salvation Army's self immolation is really sad. They have (had?) a reputation of being one of the few national charitable organizations that actually got shit done and isn't just a grift house for the Northeast Corridor high society. Maybe the greatest single unforced error of the last five years.

Posted by: CppThis at December 15, 2021 10:23 PM (UewuT)

97 >>Sounds like he made them in her mouth.
Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2021 10:20 PM (ima3X)

1. "I promise I won't."
2. "Sorry."

Posted by: ZOD at December 15, 2021 10:23 PM (M3Z2J)

98 I have a ton of stuff to get rid of. F the SA. I will donate to the local Hospice Resale store.

Posted by: Infidel at December 15, 2021 10:24 PM (qpolg)

99 There will be equity when I am the starting point guard for the NY Knicks.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 10:12 PM (Q9lwr)


I don't know if he's the starter but Immanuel Quickley from the Knicks attended the same high school as my younger son and the same college as my older son

Posted by: Doof at December 15, 2021 10:24 PM (mZUr4)

100 Commercial sex?

Is there any other kind?

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 15, 2021 10:10 PM (F0YaR)

Thankfully, the commercial breaks on the Hallmark Channel are really long.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 10:24 PM (Mzdiz)

101 Sounds like he made them in her mouth.

Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2021 10:20 PM (ima3X)

I promise. I will never die.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at December 15, 2021 10:24 PM (cvNl1)

102 Walmart gives you the option, when placing an order, of rounding up to the nearest dollar to donate the extra change to charity. I click yes except when it's the Salvation Army. I don't care if it's just pennies, they ain't getting it.

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 15, 2021 10:25 PM (mNhhD)

103 Great evil is being perpetrated by a large cadre of people who richly deserve a little rough justice.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 15, 2021 10:21 PM (TO6


Not to forget they are getting rich off this evil at the expense of our fellow citizens as well as many other residents.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 15, 2021 10:25 PM (hOUT3)

104 I heard tell that Oven & Tap was a bit overrated. Tusk & Trotter is right across the street and is excellent. If you ever find yourself in Bentonville, AR for some crazy reason.

Pedaler's Pub around the corner has pizza, and is also excellent, and they like bicycles.

Posted by: Eric in Atlanta at December 15, 2021 10:25 PM (xfP4L)

105 The SA should be happy they aren't getting any more donations from racists shouldn't they?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 15, 2021 10:20 PM (ESjRY)
* * * *
I sure hope so. We are not racist but they didn't get our donation this year. I decided that Samaritan's Purse was worthy of receiving my hard-earned dollars. Plus they were on the ground in the Midwest helping with storm damage.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at December 15, 2021 10:25 PM (rwusL)

106 I think the Hillary presidential campaign might make some serious coin by promising not to send her farts in a jar to top donors.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 15, 2021 10:25 PM (a4EWo)

107 Maybe the greatest single unforced error of the last five years.

Yeah, they really shit the bed. I haven't seen one bell ringer and this time of year they are everywhere. Suck it SA.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 15, 2021 10:25 PM (nxdel)

108 US Navy using its new laser weapon, in the Gulf of Aden, struck and sunk a target.

...

I saw that. It might be a game changer against drones and small missiles.

Not sure if they can generate the power to deal with big stuff yet.

Might be good for discouraging pirates.

Posted by: Methos at December 15, 2021 10:25 PM (kOpft)

109 94 >>> CBD's rivaling Slapweasel for claiming the ONT prize.
My money's on Slap, every time. Dude's got game.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 10:22 PM (Mzdiz)

***breaks out little black book, puts down Miley for $20(same as in town) on Slap***

Posted by: Michaleen Oge browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard Flynn at December 15, 2021 10:25 PM (BgMrQ)

110 David Fuller: Hospital morgue worker who sexually abused at least 102 corpses sentenced to life in jail

Ok, necrophilia is bad, but from reading the first sentence I thought the punishment was excessive. Then I read that he also killed two people. They probably should have led with that one small detail instead.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 15, 2021 10:26 PM (mdjgu)

111 71 Typhoon about to hit the Philippines. It is a biggun.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at December 15, 2021 10:27 PM (FcPY7)

112 >>>Sounds like he made them in her mouth.

>Staying with the theme of this illustrious ONT, one must also consider the poopshute.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 15, 2021 10:27 PM (s/YNI)

113 Maybe the greatest single unforced error of the last five years.
Posted by: CppThis at December 15, 2021 10:23 PM (UewuT)


They were my family's go to charity for decades just because of that reputation.
Poof! Gone!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 15, 2021 10:27 PM (hOUT3)

114 Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at December 15, 2021 10:27 PM (VxC1e)

115 104 I heard tell that Oven & Tap was a bit overrated. Tusk & Trotter is right across the street and is excellent. If you ever find yourself in Bentonville, AR for some crazy reason.

Pedaler's Pub around the corner has pizza, and is also excellent, and they like bicycles.
Posted by: Eric in Atlanta at December 15, 2021 10:25 PM (xfP4L)

I much prefer the vibe at The Pope's Pantaloons, but if that's too trad for you, try Megatherium for their artisanal absinthe ice slide.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 15, 2021 10:28 PM (Dc2NZ)

116 >San Francisco - home of most of the important politicians in the state of California - has been exempted from the statewide mask mandate that went live today.

Funny, that.
Posted by: junior at December 15, 2021 10:18 PM (PTw5h)

They're sophisticated, so they won't get coof.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 15, 2021 10:28 PM (cSs/W)

117 80 My brother claims that COVID nose is the reason he can't smell his own farts. This would make quality control during the packaging phase complicated.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 15, 2021 10:19 PM (s/YNI)


He should test that theory on my dog's farts. If he couldn't smell that, yeah, he has a problem.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 15, 2021 10:28 PM (+lVUW)

118 Zappa!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 15, 2021 10:28 PM (VxC1e)

119 >>Ok, necrophilia is bad, but
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 15, 2021 10:26 PM (mdjgu)

Shine on, you crazy diamond.

Posted by: ZOD at December 15, 2021 10:28 PM (M3Z2J)

120 >>>Staying with the theme of this illustrious ONT, one must also consider the poopshute.


PRO TIP : Keep It Greasy

Posted by: Zombie Zappa at December 15, 2021 10:29 PM (ima3X)

121 78 CBD? Yeah, that guy hits F5 like an angry tornado.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 15, 2021 10:19 PM (QzJWU)


{snort}

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at December 15, 2021 10:29 PM (Agr8U)

122 The consultants we hired did New Coke. We thought for sure the You Racist Scum campaign was a surefire winner.

Posted by: Salvation Army at December 15, 2021 10:29 PM (mNhhD)

123 Commercial sex is when you wait until the commercial breaks to get it on.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 15, 2021 10:30 PM (h/pNJ)

124 Maybe the greatest single unforced error of the last five years.
Posted by: CppThis at December 15, 2021 10:23 PM (UewuT)

---------

*ahem*

Posted by: Black Rifle Coffee Co. at December 15, 2021 10:30 PM (VxC1e)

125 What is this fixation on First being The Prize of The ONT?

Verily, I say unto you that the real prize of The ONT is simply the opportunity to be here, to sup on the finely crafted and curated content that Mr. Humanitarian has so unfailingly and unstintingly prepared for our delectation, to share the unrivaled bon homme that Day Walkers will never know.

What is best in life? The ONT.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 15, 2021 10:30 PM (a3Q+t)

126 >>>>Ok, necrophilia is bad, but


Don't these people own a toaster?

Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2021 10:30 PM (ima3X)

127 Get rid of the Filibuster? Synema went out of her way to tell Politico, "Nope! Ain't happening!"

"Joe Biden is a lame duck President 11 months in"

LOL

Posted by: Methos at December 15, 2021 10:30 PM (kOpft)

128 Arf!
Posted by: Sandy at December 15, 2021 10:27 PM (VxC1e)


Sandy, I hope you noticed you did NOT get mentioned in the Ben Had Good Dog comment on the preceding thread!

Shame!

Posted by: Conor at December 15, 2021 10:30 PM (hOUT3)

129 It's kinda like a wild advent calendar, only Zappa...each evening brings a new twist.
Thanks MisHum.
You have to know how much everyone appreciates you

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 15, 2021 10:30 PM (t0714)

130 ***breaks out little black book, puts down Miley for $20(same as in town) on Slap***

Posted by: Michaleen Oge browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard Flynn at December 15, 2021 10:25 PM (BgMrQ)

On the condition that some cob doesn't delete Slap's first. It's been done before.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 10:30 PM (Mzdiz)

131 Maybe the greatest single unforced error of the last five years.
Posted by: CppThis at December 15, 2021 10:23 PM (UewuT)

----------
*pssssst*

Posted by: Gillette at December 15, 2021 10:30 PM (VxC1e)

132 >>artisanal absinthe ice slide greasy farts poop-chute.

Posted by: ZOD at December 15, 2021 10:30 PM (M3Z2J)

133 >>Commercial sex


RIP Spudz McKenzie

Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2021 10:31 PM (ima3X)

134 So much wrong with that sign at the end of the post!

At first I read it as "Die, Fauci...." just for a moment.

On my weather page, I see that long tail of storm stretches from mid-Oklahoma on up to the monster in the Midwest. We're at the thin +tail end of the tail, had some heavy rain, lots of thunder, and some wind, but it went past us pretty quickly. May all Morons in its path be safe - and other folk.

I blame this weather on climate covid. And Trump.

Posted by: mindful webworker - together again on stage at last for the first time at December 15, 2021 10:31 PM (EYem1)

135 Verily, I say unto you that the real prize of The ONT is simply the opportunity to be here, to sup on the finely crafted and curated content that Mr. Humanitarian has so unfailingly and unstintingly prepared for our delectation, to share the unrivaled bon homme that Day Walkers will never know.

What is best in life? The ONT.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 15, 2021 10:30 PM (a3Q+t)
* * * *
Excellent! *high five*

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at December 15, 2021 10:31 PM (rwusL)

136 Good evening morons and thank you mh

Dear London Breed, you feckless sh*tweasel,

The only thing that is bullsh*t is you my dear.

The first thing you should do to combat crime is resign, then contact me for further instructions.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 15, 2021 10:31 PM (EZebt)

137 I just hard-boiled a dozen eggs and would be happy to ship jars of emanations to all interested for just a small service fee.

Beenz are extra, but have an expodentially more sulfurous appeal.

Posted by: Mr. Poop Chute at December 15, 2021 10:31 PM (JPtHE)

138 86 >> "Elon makes promises he doesn't hold himself accountable to," Kosak wrote in feminist blog Lioness.


Sounds like he made them in her mouth.
Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2021 10:20 PM (ima3X)


He's a zillionaire. He doesn't have to make promises to get bjs. They come to him. Yeah, I know, phrasing.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 15, 2021 10:31 PM (+lVUW)

139 >>>Commercial sex?

Up to 30 seconds.

Posted by: flounder at December 15, 2021 10:31 PM (SH2Zi)

140

The hospital "morgue worker" was also an electrician?

My work in a hospital morgue was a side gig to my other full-time employment at the hospital

Posted by: Zettai at December 15, 2021 10:31 PM (R9E27)

141 96 The Salvation Army's self immolation is really sad. They have (had?) a reputation of being one of the few national charitable organizations that actually got shit done and isn't just a grift house for the Northeast Corridor high society. Maybe the greatest single unforced error of the last five years.
Posted by: CppThis at December 15, 2021 10:23 PM (UewuT)

The whole thing makes me wonder if the board of directors was infiltrated by individuals who did this on purpose to undermine/destroy the Salvation army. Wolves in sheep's clothing and all that.

Posted by: Moki at December 15, 2021 10:32 PM (JrN/x)

142 You just feel inadequate because you can't catch up.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 10:07 PM (Q9lwr)

------------

You are a jackanapes, Suh! Ahh demand satisfaction! Pistols at dawn.
Posted by: Duke Lowell


Sweet! Choose your seconds!


Make sure the person you choose is well groomed. Nobody wants sloppy Seconds.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 15, 2021 10:32 PM (SchxB)

143
I thought the FBI screwed domestic whores and the CIA had jurisdiction over foreign whores.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2021 10:32 PM (/U27+)

144 What is this fixation on First being The Prize of The ONT?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 15, 2021 10:30 PM (a3Q+t)


Why it's like you don't even know us!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 15, 2021 10:32 PM (hOUT3)

145 So last night, who else besides myself went to a cinema to watch on the big screen Macross Plus the Movie?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 15, 2021 10:32 PM (WHiUy)

146 Ms. Kosak needs to get back to making sammiches.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. at December 15, 2021 10:32 PM (II3Gr)

147 132 >>artisanal absinthe ice slide greasy farts poop-chute.
Posted by: ZOD at December 15, 2021 10:30 PM (M3Z2J)
---

It wasn't until you mistook it for one of your sex ziggurat blood sluices!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 15, 2021 10:32 PM (Dc2NZ)

148 What is this fixation on First being The Prize of The ONT?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

Posted by: The First Highlander at December 15, 2021 10:32 PM (ESjRY)

149 What is this fixation on First being The Prize of The ONT?

Verily, I say unto you that the real prize of The ONT is simply the opportunity to be here, to sup on the finely crafted and curated content that Mr. Humanitarian has so unfailingly and unstintingly prepared for our delectation, to share the unrivaled bon homme that Day Walkers will never know.

What is best in life? The ONT.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 15, 2021 10:30 PM (a3Q+t)


Yes - what you described is indeed the real joy of the ONT. Being first is like wrapping it in bacon

Posted by: Doof at December 15, 2021 10:33 PM (mZUr4)

150
On the condition that some cob doesn't delete Slap's first. It's been done before.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 10:30 PM (Mzdiz)

That's bullshit.

The only firsts deleted on the ONT were of those that commented before the Thread was up.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 15, 2021 10:33 PM (aA3+G)

151 On second thought, the best thing for you to do is jump in front of a 14 Mission bus.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 15, 2021 10:33 PM (EZebt)

152 Any comment on the fact that two Airline CEOs are now questioning the use of masks on planes, citing lack of data showing efficacy of masks, and the fact hat they filter their air through HEPA filters.

Southwest and American Airlines testified in front of Congress today.

The winds of change are about to...change.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 15, 2021 10:33 PM (BgMrQ)

153 I have to say that having achieved a first on other threads that winning a first on the ONT is a bucket list item...

Posted by: Iris at December 15, 2021 10:33 PM (6lKe4)

154 Sexist Mars Colony? Sign me up.

Joking!* Relax.


* only a little.

Posted by: flounder at December 15, 2021 10:34 PM (SH2Zi)

155 80 My brother claims that COVID nose is the reason he can't smell his own farts. This would make quality control during the packaging phase complicated.

not if your brother sells fart *nfts*. lets him jump on both the selling your farts and nft bandwagons for extra profitability.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at December 15, 2021 10:34 PM (edU/H)

156
Any comment on the fact that two Airline CEOs are now questioning the use of masks on planes, citing lack of data showing efficacy of masks, and the fact hat they filter their air through HEPA filters.

___________

They're about two years too late in learning that.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2021 10:35 PM (/U27+)

157 Last spring while in Bentonville, our hosts took us to both Oven and Tap and Blu Fish House.

Blu Fish House was much more to my liking.

While in Bentonville, I learned that Walfart rakes in $1B (yeah Billion) in sales a day.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 15, 2021 10:35 PM (ERcy3)

158 That's bullshit.

The only firsts deleted on the ONT were of those that commented before the Thread was up.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 15, 2021 10:33 PM (aA3+G)

Nope. It was removed - he was accused of somehow gaming the system because he takes first whenever he chooses.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 10:35 PM (Mzdiz)

159 >>Sexist Mars Colony? Sign me up.


Get Your Sweet Ass To Mars, Sugartits

Posted by: Spaceport Signage at December 15, 2021 10:35 PM (ima3X)

160 125

This. This. THIS!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 15, 2021 10:35 PM (t0714)

161 >>It wasn't until you mistook it for one of your sex ziggurat blood sluices! Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 15, 2021 10:32 PM (Dc2NZ)

(Massages erection. Becomes flaccid, bored. Massages Sinema's erection).

Posted by: ZOD at December 15, 2021 10:36 PM (M3Z2J)

162 STOP SETTLING.

Posted by: Schlippy at December 15, 2021 10:16 PM (bgLgi)

If I want your opinion I'll ask for it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 10:36 PM (Q9lwr)

163 The whole thing makes me wonder if the board of directors was infiltrated by individuals who did this on purpose to undermine/destroy the Salvation army. Wolves in sheep's clothing and all that.
Posted by: Moki at December 15, 2021 10:32 PM (JrN/x)


https://tinyurl.com/4xaf2a4r

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 15, 2021 10:37 PM (hOUT3)

164 Thanks MisHum.
You have to know how much everyone appreciates you
Posted by: COMountainMarie


He's a good dude for sure. And howdy COMM!

Posted by: Doof at December 15, 2021 10:37 PM (mZUr4)

165 The first shall be last and the last first-it's in the Bible!

Posted by: Last Man Sitting at December 15, 2021 10:38 PM (JPtHE)

166 I'm so damn tired right now.

Good night, y'all.

Posted by: Pussy Galore at December 15, 2021 10:38 PM (aoFfE)

167 So am I understanding the sexist complaints from the space girl that some guys hit on her?? I would find her complaint plausible if there was something more but that seems like a stretch.

Posted by: Iris at December 15, 2021 10:38 PM (6lKe4)

168 STOP SETTLING.

Posted by: Schlippy at December 15, 2021 10:16 PM (bgLgi)

If I want your opinion I'll ask for it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 10:36 PM (Q9lwr)

With all due respect, settling is what got us here in the first place.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 10:38 PM (Mzdiz)

169 Elon Musk is an American tech billionaire not a South African tech billionaire.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 15, 2021 10:38 PM (9YKBM)

170
Nope. It was removed - he was accused of somehow gaming the system because he takes first whenever he chooses.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 10:35 PM (Mzdiz)

Which Cob?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 15, 2021 10:39 PM (aA3+G)

171 They're about two years too late in learning that.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2021 10:35 PM (/U27+)

Oh, I think they knew all along. They just didn't want to bite the hand that feeds them.

The question is: Why now?

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 15, 2021 10:39 PM (BgMrQ)

172 Thanks Hrothgar, that pretty much sums it up.

(sotto voce: Conor, sweetums, tell daddy to get you another cookie.)

Posted by: Moki at December 15, 2021 10:39 PM (JrN/x)

173 It can also be said of nurse that, for a non-Texan, she's pretty good.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 15, 2021 10:39 PM (a3Q+t)

174 I thought the FBI screwed domestic whores and the CIA had jurisdiction over foreign whores.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2021 10:32 PM (/U27+)
* * * *
Maybe it has to do with *where* the screwing took place moreso than with whom. The article says it is "unclear" whether the activities took place in the U.S. or elsewhere.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at December 15, 2021 10:39 PM (rwusL)

175 Posted by: Lace Wigs for Sale

Since 'way back when that spam was frequent, I keep seeing it as "Lace wings," like, you know, for our garden.

Posted by: mindful webworker - so wot th hek is a lace wig anywho? at December 15, 2021 10:39 PM (EYem1)

176 >>>The hospital "morgue worker" was also an electrician?

Those LED fixtures and GFCI receptacles won't upgrade themselves when volume slows down.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 15, 2021 10:40 PM (s/YNI)

177 Sweet! Choose your seconds!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 15, 2021 10:19 PM (U2p+3)

A little too eager.

Posted by: flounder at December 15, 2021 10:40 PM (SH2Zi)

178 So far, the pro-Trump 2024 arguments are much stronger than the anti-Trump 2024 arguments.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 10:40 PM (Mzdiz)

179 Mask mandates were just reinstated for CA by our asshole governor who recently tragically survived a recall campaign.

At the gym tonight, signs were taped to the doors. ALL MUST WEAR A MASK REGARDLESS OF VACCINE STATUS.

Inside, about 10% had on masks. They were the ones who had on masks at the gym last week. There was absolutely no effort to enforce the new "mandate."

It was a big middle finger to Governor French Laundry.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 15, 2021 10:40 PM (VxC1e)

180 >>Sexist Mars Colony? Sign me up.


I just assumed that they'll have to have kitchens on Mars.

Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2021 10:40 PM (ima3X)

181 THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

Posted by: The First Highlander at December 15, 2021 10:32 PM (ESjRY)

*squinty glare*

Posted by: Methos at December 15, 2021 10:40 PM (kOpft)

182 Since 'way back when that spam was frequent, I keep seeing it as "Lace wings," like, you know, for our garden.
Posted by: mindful webworker - so wot th hek is a lace wig anywho? at December 15, 2021 10:39 PM (EYem1)

Lol!

I kinda miss the Lace Wigs and the Machines for sale spam. They could get rather creative.

Posted by: Moki at December 15, 2021 10:41 PM (JrN/x)

183 >>I thought the FBI screwed domestic whores and the CIA had jurisdiction over foreign whores.


You are thinking of us.

Posted by: Secret Service at December 15, 2021 10:41 PM (ima3X)

184 Which Cob?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 15, 2021 10:39 PM (aA3+G)

Don't remember. Doesn't matter, really.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 10:41 PM (Mzdiz)

185 >>>The hospital "morgue worker" was also an electrician?

Those LED fixtures and GFCI receptacles won't upgrade themselves when volume slows down.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 15, 2021 10:40 PM (s/YNI)

They don't install them in necrosnizz. Do they?

Posted by: flounder at December 15, 2021 10:41 PM (SH2Zi)

186 The only firsts deleted on the ONT were of those that commented before the Thread was up.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Someone broke into the time machine?

Dayum!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 15, 2021 10:41 PM (ERcy3)

187 143
I thought the FBI screwed domestic whores and the CIA had jurisdiction over foreign whores.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2021 10:32 PM (/U27+)


Wasn't it the secret service who got into trouble for using foreign whores in South America? As a matter of fact, I think at least one of them refused to pay the poor woman what he owed her.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 15, 2021 10:42 PM (+lVUW)

188 Southwest and American Airlines testified in front of Congress today.

The winds of change are about to...change.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 15, 2021 10:33 PM (BgMrQ)
* * * *
From your lips to God's ears... Delta just cut all flights to my hometown based on "profitability."

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at December 15, 2021 10:42 PM (rwusL)

189 I thought the FBI screwed domestic whores and the CIA had jurisdiction over foreign whores.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2021 10:32 PM (/U27+)


Well, if the domestic whores were legal citizens, the FIB has been screwing them, along with all the rest of us, since J Edgar stopped wearing his dress!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 15, 2021 10:42 PM (hOUT3)

190 184 Which Cob?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 15, 2021 10:39 PM (aA3+G)

Don't remember. Doesn't matter, really.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 10:41 PM (Mzdiz)

It does when you make Bull Shit claims.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 15, 2021 10:42 PM (aA3+G)

191 >>> 166 I'm so damn tired right now.

Good night, y'all.
Posted by: Pussy Galore at December 15, 2021 10:38 PM (aoFfE)

If you're not in show business then get off my stage!

Posted by: Lilly von Shtupp at December 15, 2021 10:42 PM (llON8)

192 >>Wasn't it the secret service who got into trouble for using foreign whores in South America? As a matter of fact, I think at least one of them refused to pay the poor woman what he owed her.


I dod give her the Tip.

Posted by: Secret Serviceman at December 15, 2021 10:42 PM (ima3X)

193 San Francisco - home of most of the important politicians in the state of California - has been exempted from the statewide mask mandate that went live today.
Posted by: junior


From what I read, San Francisco seems like a place anybody would want to wear a mask. And waders.

Posted by: mindful webworker - what did I just step in? Ew! at December 15, 2021 10:42 PM (EYem1)

194 As a matter of fact, I think at least one of them refused to pay the poor woman what he owed her.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 15, 2021 10:42 PM (+lVUW)


Oops, I mean he stiffed her.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 15, 2021 10:43 PM (+lVUW)

195 >>Commercial sex-

-
A friend of mine describes prostitution as commercial affection.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 15, 2021 10:43 PM (FVME7)

196 Dang.
Sounds like CBD is bringing the smack!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 15, 2021 10:43 PM (axyOa)

197 If I want your opinion I'll ask for it beat it out of you.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 10:36 PM (Q9lwr)

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Fixed

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 15, 2021 10:43 PM (VxC1e)

198 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 10:38 PM (Mzdiz)

Stick with the troll. That seems to be your metier this evening.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 10:43 PM (Q9lwr)

199 Southwest and American Airlines testified in front of Congress today.

The winds of change are about to...change.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 15, 2021 10:33 PM (BgMrQ)

So what was this all about?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 10:43 PM (Mzdiz)

200 Is this the airing of grievances ONT?

Cobs. Don't even have corn. Buncha bunko artists.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 15, 2021 10:43 PM (QU5/8)

201 Maybe it has to do with *where* the screwing took place
Posted by: Legally Sufficient

I'm no expert but aren't there a rather limited number of places that can happen?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 15, 2021 10:44 PM (ERcy3)

202 re the fbi thing,

if you read down it says the "commercial sex" was the fbi guy hiring the shamwow guy for sex

hard for him to get by just commenting here all day

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 15, 2021 10:44 PM (K3ZCc)

203 Doof!
Happy times!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 15, 2021 10:44 PM (t0714)

204 Is this the airing of grievances ONT?

Cobs. Don't even have corn. Buncha bunko artists.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 15, 2021 10:43 PM (QU5/

I got a lot of problems with you people!

Posted by: flounder at December 15, 2021 10:44 PM (SH2Zi)

205 So what was this all about?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 10:43 PM (Mzdiz)

Canning and selling farts?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 15, 2021 10:44 PM (7bRMQ)

206 >>> 171 They're about two years too late in learning that.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2021 10:35 PM (/U27+)

Oh, I think they knew all along. They just didn't want to bite the hand that feeds them.

The question is: Why now?
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 15, 2021 10:39 PM (BgMrQ)

It is totally NOT about smallpox.

Posted by: Bill Gates at December 15, 2021 10:45 PM (llON8)

207 Fixed

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 15, 2021 10:43 PM (VxC1e)

I was trying to be polite, but it's a troll, so you are spot-on.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 10:45 PM (Q9lwr)

208 I just assumed that they'll have to have kitchens on Mars.

I was promised triple tittied whores.

Posted by: Quaid at December 15, 2021 10:45 PM (kOpft)

209 "The hospital morgue worker was also an electrician?"

"Yes."
"And was he...an ordinary sort?"
"Well, I suppose that depends on your definition of 'ordinary.'"
"Was he, I don't know... stable? Grounded?"
"Yes....grounded. He was that."

Posted by: ZOD at December 15, 2021 10:45 PM (M3Z2J)

210 I'm no expert but aren't there a rather limited number of places that can happen?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 15, 2021 10:44 PM



I can name five (5) right off the top of my head

Posted by: Zettai at December 15, 2021 10:46 PM (R9E27)

211 Oops, I mean he stiffed her.
Posted by: nerdygirl

Our 'ettes are en fuego tonight!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 15, 2021 10:46 PM (ERcy3)

212 LAST!

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at December 15, 2021 10:46 PM (FcPY7)

213 It does when you make Bull Shit claims.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 15, 2021 10:42 PM (aA3+G)

Sez you, Mis Hum. It happened.

Look, I'm not going to waste my energy on this pettiness - I argue with enough reality deniers over the Covid crap. Whichever cob made a butthurt issue over Slap planting the flag night after night knows what s/he did.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 10:46 PM (Mzdiz)

214 Completely unexpected news from Planet Portland!

Portland voters, never missing an opportunity to virtue signal, recently voted to create the Portland Clean Energy Fund. This is funded by a 1% gross receipts tax on businesses with over a billion dollars in sales US-wide. (It's not a sales tax, it's a tax on sales!) Needless to say, minority-owned businesses are supposed to get preference to contracts.

Well, you'll never guess what happened next!

The Portland city council awarded "Diversifying Energy" a $11.5 million grant to purchase heat pumps and cooling units for 15,000 homes. It turns out that the president of Diversifying Energy has a history of defrauding energy companies and has failed to pay taxes in three states. She does have the right skin color, however.

The city rejected the one other bidder (which city staff has recommended) "Earth Advantage", because the staff of Earth Advantage was 85% white.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 15, 2021 10:46 PM (I2/tG)

215 US Navy using its new laser weapon, in the Gulf of Aden, struck and sunk a target.

Posted by: Braenyard along the line at December 15, 2021 10:06 PM (Zktzy)


Hmmm...assuming they had to being the laser onto target, i wonder what was beyond the target?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 15, 2021 10:46 PM (axyOa)

216 "My family is beyond grateful and humbled by your generosity."

Sweet

Posted by: Braenyard along the line at December 15, 2021 10:47 PM (Zktzy)

217 212 LAST!
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at December 15, 2021 10:46 PM (FcPY7)


Unpossible!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 15, 2021 10:47 PM (hOUT3)

218 >>Ok, necrophilia is bad, but
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 15, 2021 10:26 PM (mdjgu)

Can't say I've ever typed, said, or thought those words, in that order.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 15, 2021 10:47 PM (OssQ4)

219 199 Southwest and American Airlines testified in front of Congress today.

The winds of change are about to...change.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 15, 2021 10:33 PM (BgMrQ)

So what was this all about?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 10:43 PM (Mzdiz)

Here ya go Miley:

https://tinyurl.com/5n6y7e8v

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 15, 2021 10:48 PM (BgMrQ)

220 So far, the pro-Trump 2024 arguments are much stronger than the anti-Trump 2024 arguments.

Will the GOP actually permit him to be on their ballot? I'm betting not. Write-in? Not a path to the White House IMO.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 15, 2021 10:48 PM (BFigT)

221 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 10:38 PM (Mzdiz)

Stick with the troll. That seems to be your metier this evening.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 10:43 PM (Q9lwr)

Oooooo, snark! OK, now I'm skeered and will leave so as not to roon your evening.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 10:48 PM (Mzdiz)

222 Hmmm...assuming they had to being the laser onto target, i wonder what was beyond the target?

What difference does it make?

Posted by: LAPD at December 15, 2021 10:48 PM (kOpft)

223 The city rejected the one other bidder (which city staff has recommended) "Earth Advantage", because the staff of Earth Advantage was 85% white.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 15, 2021 10:46 PM (I2/tG)


But at least it was done equitably!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 15, 2021 10:49 PM (hOUT3)

224 Unpossible!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

I was Last for a second there
It was good while it Last-ed

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at December 15, 2021 10:49 PM (FcPY7)

225 Doof!
Happy times!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 15, 2021 10:44 PM (t0714)


Let's ignore the airing of grievances that's been occuring and just keep smiling!

I've been hitting the bourbon heavy tonight so I'm certainly happy!

Posted by: Doof at December 15, 2021 10:49 PM (mZUr4)

226 Ok, necrophilia is bad, but
Posted by: Darrell Harris

This phrase is so wrong. I'm just sitting here shaking my head - only here folks. Only here.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 15, 2021 10:49 PM (ERcy3)

227 The only time I had my *First* deleted was because I was cocky about it and Maetenloch taught me a lesson.

I found it funny because I deserved it.

One of the COBs lectured me about not cheating because everybody thought I was cheating at that time.

...I never did.

I never know when I'll have time to try for First, anymore. I'm rarely around.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Ckg4U) at December 15, 2021 10:50 PM (Ckg4U)

228 in fairness, the fart whore has to eat,

otherwise she is not going to have any farts

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 15, 2021 10:50 PM (K3ZCc)

229 What is this fixation on First being The Prize of The ONT? Verily, I say unto you that the real prize of The ONT is blah blah blah
Posted by: Duncanthrax


You know how we know you didn't get First tonight?

Posted by: mindful webworker - is that failure in the mirror? at December 15, 2021 10:50 PM (EYem1)

230 >>Look, I'm not going to waste my energy on this pettiness Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 10:46 PM (Mzdiz)

You will waste your energy on this pettiness.

Do it.

Do it now.

Posted by: ZOD at December 15, 2021 10:50 PM (M3Z2J)

231 >>This phrase is so wrong. I'm just sitting here shaking my head - only here folks. Only here.


Oh. We're just getting things warmed up.

Posted by: Necropheliac at December 15, 2021 10:51 PM (ima3X)

232 Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 15, 2021 10:33 PM (BgMrQ)

I have had the unpleasant experience of flying several times during the Wuhan Flu hysteria.

The FAA mandates have unleashed the inner nazi in far too many people in the airline industry.

It is amazing what vile people are employed by the airlines.

Oh...the only thing about which they are telling the truth is the air filtration. It is much better. But as for cleaning the planes better because of covid? Bullshit. They are as filthy as ever.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 10:51 PM (Q9lwr)

233 Howdy Slap!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 15, 2021 10:51 PM (BgMrQ)

234 Maybe it has to do with *where* the screwing took place
Posted by: Legally Sufficient

I'm no expert but aren't there a rather limited number of places that can happen?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 15, 2021 10:44 PM (ERcy3)
* * * *
I meant "where" as being in the U.S. (and its territories) or outside the U.S.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at December 15, 2021 10:52 PM (rwusL)

235 Posted by: Slapweasel (Ckg4U) at December 15, 2021 10:50 PM (Ckg4U)

Hey slap thanks for stopping by

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 15, 2021 10:52 PM (aA3+G)

236 re the fart whore

if I had nothing but time and money, I would offer her a shti ton, or fart ton, to eat something such as chitlins, ice cream, and vegemite in a smoothie, for some disgusting farts, but mostly so she would have to eat the chitlins, ice cream, and vegemite in a smoothie.

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 15, 2021 10:53 PM (K3ZCc)

237 But at least it was done equitably!

It would be nice if the anti-discrimination laws were actually enforced, rather than allowing a city to blatantly discriminate against contractors on the basis of race.

Our scammer:

Diversifying Energy is a community-focused nonprofit organization based in Portland, Oregon. Our mission is to facilitate equitable access to clean, sustainable energy and improve air quality to vulnerable populations, including low-income communities and people of color.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 15, 2021 10:53 PM (I2/tG)

238 155 80 My brother claims that COVID nose is the reason he can't smell his own farts. This would make quality control during the packaging phase complicated.

Now really, who could hear a claim like this and not instantly say "well have a seat, let's see if you can smell mine!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 15, 2021 10:54 PM (evAgx)

239 152 Any comment on the fact that two Airline CEOs are now questioning the use of masks on planes, citing lack of data showing efficacy of masks, and the fact hat they filter their air through HEPA filters.


==

My coworkers are devoted to masks but will neglect to turn on the hepa air purifiers that management bought for covid.
Science!

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at December 15, 2021 10:54 PM (FcPY7)

240 Diversifying Energy is a community-focused nonprofit organization based in Portland, Oregon. Our mission is to facilitate equitable access to clean, sustainable energy and improve air quality to vulnerable populations, including low-income communities and people of color.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

That is some gen-you-wine frontier gibberish right there.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 15, 2021 10:55 PM (ERcy3)

241 Oh...the only thing about which they see telling the truth is the air filtration. It is much better. But as for cleaning the planes better because of covid? Bullshit. They are as filthy as ever.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 10:51 PM (Q9lwr)

The congressional hearing was looking at masks, and air quality.

If they dug into the cleanliness of those planes, the airline industry would be shut down...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 15, 2021 10:55 PM (BgMrQ)

242

NecroMouse:


https://is.gd/necromouse

Posted by: Zettai at December 15, 2021 10:55 PM (R9E27)

243 This phrase is so wrong. I'm just sitting here shaking my head - only here folks. Only here.
Posted by: Tonypete

You're just prejudiced against dead people!

Posted by: I.C.P., Rickrolled by Jesus at December 15, 2021 10:55 PM (OssQ4)

244 I must be hitting the sauce too hard tonight. Nearly 250 comments and I just now realized tonight's ONT has that jarred fart article I sent To Mis Hum.

Posted by: Doof at December 15, 2021 10:56 PM (mZUr4)

245 Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 15, 2021 10:53 PM (I2/tG)

Between normal graft and legally blessed racially based redistribution of wealth (with graft taken up front), this civilization is headed for the ash heap of history!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 15, 2021 10:56 PM (hOUT3)

246 "Hey slap thanks for stopping by"
-Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 15, 2021 10:52 PM (aA3+G)

*Fist-Bump*

I wanted to stop by on Nov. 25th but other things were happening.

*raises glass to Chavez*

Posted by: Slapweasel (Ckg4U) at December 15, 2021 10:56 PM (Ckg4U)

247 Hmmm...assuming they had to being the laser onto target, i wonder what was beyond the target?

What difference does it make?
Posted by: LAPD at December 15, 2021 10:48 PM (kOpft)

Good point.
Unless there was elevation and you're the poor bastard flying by 50 miles away.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 15, 2021 10:56 PM (axyOa)

248 237 But at least it was done equitably!

It would be nice if the anti-discrimination laws were actually enforced, rather than allowing a city to blatantly discriminate against contractors on the basis of race. Posted by: The ARC of History!

The rejected company does if they wish under Adarand v. Pena and Richmond v. Croson. Strict scrutiny applies to such race based programs and under Croson, a prior history of discrimination against the suspect class by that city is required.

Posted by: whig at December 15, 2021 10:57 PM (9hXN1)

249 the real crime about necrophilia is that the victims are not abl to ask for help or even speak for themselves

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 15, 2021 10:57 PM (K3ZCc)

250 Look, I understand what an honor it is to get First!! on the ONT. It's a l-o-n-g time until the Pixy thread. The First!! lasts all night long and one can bask in the glory and fall asleep with a feeling of accomplishment and inner contentment. I can only aspire to such greatness.

Posted by: Last Man Sitting at December 15, 2021 10:58 PM (JPtHE)

251 NecroMouse:

Posted by: Zettai

Clearly Mr. Mouse holds to the idea of: "Hey, pipe is pipe."

Posted by: Tonypete at December 15, 2021 10:58 PM (ERcy3)

252 That is some gen-you-wine frontier gibberish right there.

These are the words of a politically-connected person who subsists solely on government grants, and knows that she will never have to be the most qualified bidder.

The City of Portland is very embarrassed that they failed to do any due diligence whatsoever before awarding the contract to this fraud.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 15, 2021 10:58 PM (I2/tG)

253 >>>if I had nothing but time and money, I would offer her a shti ton, or fart ton, to eat something such as chitlins, ice cream, and vegemite in a smoothie, for some disgusting farts, but mostly so she would have to eat the chitlins, ice cream, and vegemite in a smoothie.

>Which brings up the question; would a habanero fart make your eyes water the same way as when you ingest the spicy, fruity pepper? It's for the Science!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 15, 2021 10:58 PM (s/YNI)

254 NecroMouse:

https://is.gd/necromouse


Not the hero we wanted...

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 15, 2021 10:58 PM (SchxB)

255 Holy cow! Yikes! Tonight seems a little tense..
Of course it could be the acid I did earlier..
J/K :,

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 15, 2021 10:58 PM (t0714)

256 Pixy has been coming in with posts at 2 Am recently.

Posted by: whig at December 15, 2021 10:59 PM (9hXN1)

257 getting the first in a thread is an honor in the way that getting best gangbang noob at the adult vid awards in vegs is an honor

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 15, 2021 10:59 PM (K3ZCc)

258 NecroMouse:

Posted by: Zettai

Clearly Mr. Mouse holds to the idea of: "Hey, pipe is pipe."

Posted by: Tonypete at December 15, 2021 10:58 PM (ERcy3)

That's disgusting. Huh hah!

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Mickey Mouse at December 15, 2021 10:59 PM (SH2Zi)

259 Maybe it has to do with *where* the screwing took place moreso than with whom. The article says it is "unclear" whether the activities took place in the U.S. or elsewhere.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at December 15, 2021 10:39 PM (rwusL)


That means what, that bump of land in Michigan? That little bite on island in Puget Sound? An APO mailbag?

Or were the prostitutes imported to the US?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 15, 2021 10:59 PM (ZMraq)

260 If they dug into the cleanliness of those planes, the airline industry would be shut down...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 15, 2021 10:55 PM (BgMrQ)

I understand the logistical nightmare that is trying to keep the planes clean, but the virtue signaling and crowing about how great a job they do is a little hard to stomach.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 10:59 PM (Q9lwr)

261 The vaccine-as-patriotism argument breaks down as soon as one considers how utterly dishonest and disingenuous federal and state governments have been about all this. They don't take it seriously beyond its utility as a will-to-power crutch, so why should I?

Posted by: CppThis at December 15, 2021 11:00 PM (UewuT)

262

¡¡Chavez!!


*raises glass

Posted by: Zettai at December 15, 2021 11:00 PM (R9E27)

263 Clearly Mr. Mouse holds to the idea of: "Hey, pipe is pipe."
Posted by: Tonypete at December 15, 2021 10:58 PM (ERcy3)


Ashes hauled!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 15, 2021 11:00 PM (hOUT3)

264 Being the first commenter isn't an important thing, it's the only important thing. Everyone else in the thread is behind you, forced to look at your ass for the entire thread. They hide it well, but deep down those later commenters are sadder than an orphan who watched their parents get murdered.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 15, 2021 11:00 PM (QU5/8)

265 Holy cow! Yikes! Tonight seems a little tense..
Of course it could be the acid I did earlier..
J/K :,


I should hope you're kidding. Wednesdays are for mescaline.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 15, 2021 11:01 PM (SchxB)

266 >>But as for cleaning the planes better because of covid? Bullshit. They are as filthy as ever.

Full fathom five thy father lies/of his bones are coral made/those are pearls that were his eyes/the large black smirks and parts your thighs/into something rich and strange...

Posted by: ZOD at December 15, 2021 11:01 PM (M3Z2J)

267 I understand the logistical nightmare that is trying to keep the planes clean, but the virtue signaling and crowing about how great a job they do is a little hard to stomach.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Today, traveling by planes remind me of traveling by Greyhound bus back in the day. I would rather drive if at all able.

Posted by: whig at December 15, 2021 11:01 PM (9hXN1)

268 Not the hero we wanted...

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 15, 2021 10:58 PM



I'm dying over here

Posted by: Zettai at December 15, 2021 11:01 PM (R9E27)

269 @156

>>They're about two years too late in learning that.

Yeah but it was all a scam and op and now Deep Donk , The Masterminds and their puppets are coming to the realization that the jig is up and now the Op is becoming counter productive.

So basically it looks like it all may be winding down.

Except with the dead enders in NY and California, they can pretty much do whatever they want and the voters will keep voting them in.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 15, 2021 11:01 PM (TO6k5)

270 Sam Kinison on this unsavory topic was the best.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=poRo25ngGq4

Posted by: Taqiyyologist., Rickrolled by Jesus at December 15, 2021 11:01 PM (OssQ4)

271 That is some gen-you-wine frontier gibberish right there.

The Portland Clean Energy Fund also awarded $100,000 to a yoga studio to install a rooftop garden that would provide a calm, peaceful place for BIPOC and LGBTQIA+ people.

This is like the California Gold Rush for fraudsters.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 15, 2021 11:02 PM (I2/tG)

272 I understand the logistical nightmare that is trying to keep the planes clean, but the virtue signaling and crowing about how great a job they do is a little hard to stomach.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 10:59 PM (Q9lwr)

Point taken...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 15, 2021 11:02 PM (BgMrQ)

273 >>265 Holy cow! Yikes! Tonight seems a little tense..

YOU'RE NOT YELLING ENOUGH.

Posted by: ZOD at December 15, 2021 11:02 PM (M3Z2J)

274 I'm dying over here

That's what the she-mouse said.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 15, 2021 11:03 PM (SchxB)

275 Today, traveling by planes remind me of traveling by Greyhound bus back in the day. I would rather drive if at all able.
Posted by: whig at December 15, 2021 11:01 PM (9hXN1)


Same, especially if it means I can avoid ATL and their virtue-signaling gate agents who deign to tell us ignorant plebes exactly how a mask should be worn -- multiple times.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at December 15, 2021 11:03 PM (Agr8U)

276 265

Damn. I thought it was Thursday

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 15, 2021 11:03 PM (t0714)

277 Today, traveling by planes remind me of traveling by Greyhound bus back in the day. I would rather drive if at all able.
Posted by: whig

Yeah, us too. We will gladly drive the 2000 mile round trip to the MoMe. Of course, we have the time. But I really don't like to fly anymore.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 15, 2021 11:03 PM (ERcy3)

278 The government: Take your clot shot for your country.

Also the government: Your country is horrible, racist, irredeemable and should be destroyed.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 15, 2021 11:03 PM (ESjRY)

279 I should hope you're kidding. Wednesdays are for mescaline.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 15, 2021 11:01 PM (SchxB)


No no no
Mescaline Mondays
Whiskey Wednesdays

Posted by: Diogenes at December 15, 2021 11:03 PM (axyOa)

280 261 The vaccine-as-patriotism argument breaks down as soon as one considers how utterly dishonest and disingenuous federal and state governments have been about all this. They don't take it seriously beyond its utility as a will-to-power crutch, so why should I?

Posted by: CppThis

Essentially their argument is respect muh authoritah!!! From Faulsi the Evil Clown to the Junta Leader and from the chorus in the public health agencies.

Posted by: whig at December 15, 2021 11:04 PM (9hXN1)

281 I'm dying over here

That's what the she-mouse said.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 15, 2021 11:03 PM (SchxB)

Did you just mousegender the dead?

Posted by: flounder at December 15, 2021 11:04 PM (SH2Zi)

282 US Navy using its new laser weapon, in the Gulf of Aden, struck and sunk a target


there was an eastern euro firm that was offering whisky that was run over the tits of some hottie.

you even get to interview the model

gspirits.com

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 15, 2021 11:04 PM (K3ZCc)

283 This is like the California Gold Rush for fraudsters.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 15, 2021 11:02 PM (I2/tG)


So, come on Horde, where are the proposal teams?
I promise, as program coordinator, we will split the graft equitably!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 15, 2021 11:04 PM (hOUT3)

284 what's in the water at cnn. Project veritas has a new video. Another producer there is on record lusting after a fiancee s 13 year old daughter. Fucking pedo shit again.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at December 15, 2021 11:04 PM (0OmEj)

285 Did you just mousegender the dead?

You gonna rat me out?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 15, 2021 11:04 PM (SchxB)

286 Four FBI officials engaged in sexual intercourse with foreign prostitutes, according to an internal report.

It took Buzzfeed to come up with a date:

"according to internal CIA reports dating from 2004 to 2019 accessed by BuzzFeed "
That's wide spread, would like to see more specifics on what happened what date. It' all shakey on who, what, where, why and when.

Posted by: Braenyard along the line at December 15, 2021 11:05 PM (Zktzy)

287 261 The vaccine-as-patriotism argument breaks down as soon as one considers how utterly dishonest and disingenuous federal and state governments have been about all this. They don't take it seriously beyond its utility as a will-to-power crutch, so why should I?
Posted by: CppThis at December 15, 2021 11:00 PM (UewuT)

Almost beyond the vaccines: The Masks. The Nomenklatura get to walk around with their faces uncovered like free men- the peasants HAVE to be masked.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 15, 2021 11:05 PM (csEWM)

288 If we come out for necrophilia will you donate again?

Posted by: Salvation Army at December 15, 2021 11:05 PM (mNhhD)

289 Today, traveling by planes remind me of traveling by Greyhound bus back in the day. I would rather drive if at all able.
Posted by: whig at December 15, 2021 11:01 PM (9hXN1)

Succinct assessment.

If the destination is within an 6/7 hour drive, that's the way I go. Any longer than that, and my hips and knees become non functional for a few days there after.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 15, 2021 11:05 PM (BgMrQ)

290 Be ready to be enraged tomorrow. Joe will award three Medals of Honor, two of them posthumously. I expect he will praise Beau's military service in a cringe-worthy way in front of a MoH recipient and the families of two fallen MoH recipients.

Posted by: Gref at December 15, 2021 11:05 PM (AMIL/)

291 Yeah, us too. We will gladly drive the 2000 mile round trip to the MoMe. Of course, we have the time. But I really don't like to fly anymore.

Posted by: Tonypete

Security Theater plus Covid Theater makes travel by air thoroughly horrid on all but the longest haul of driving or flying overseas.

Posted by: whig at December 15, 2021 11:06 PM (9hXN1)

292 273

And so enters ZOD! Big smiles to you....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 15, 2021 11:06 PM (t0714)

293 Holy cow! Yikes! Tonight seems a little tense..
Of course it could be the acid I did earlier..
J/K :,

I should hope you're kidding. Wednesdays are for mescaline.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 15, 2021 11:01 PM (SchxB)

Shit, and I did the 'ludes.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 11:06 PM (Mzdiz)

294 If Bucees can keep its restrooms clean, airlines could keep their planes clean. They just don't care. Apart from the guys flying the plane, the staff are useless entitled Karens. Totally unskilled bimbos. Human doilies. Fatwa and jihad on them all.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 15, 2021 11:06 PM (QU5/8)

295 Maybe it has to do with *where* the screwing took place moreso than with whom.



That would be in the butt, Bob.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 15, 2021 11:06 PM (7moj5)

296 Point taken...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 15, 2021 11:02 PM (BgMrQ)

I'm not disagreeing with you at all. I think they do a shitty job, but it is a tough job to do well.

But for a start, just don't brag and lie!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 11:06 PM (Q9lwr)

297 Shit, and I did the 'ludes.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 11:06 PM (Mzdiz)

Noob move.

Posted by: flounder at December 15, 2021 11:07 PM (SH2Zi)

298 If the destination is within an 6/7 hour drive, that's the way I go. Any longer than that, and my hips and knees become non functional for a few days there after.

Posted by: browndog

I understand and agree being a bit over 29.

Posted by: whig at December 15, 2021 11:07 PM (9hXN1)

299 But for a start, just don't brag and lie!

Posted by: CharlieBrown's

either or, either or

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 15, 2021 11:07 PM (K3ZCc)

300 265 Holy cow! Yikes! Tonight seems a little tense..

YOU'RE NOT YELLING ENOUGH.
Posted by: ZOD at December 15, 2021 11:02 PM (M3Z2J)
* * * *
There, there... Here, just listen to this nice Spandau Ballet and calm yourself down...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at December 15, 2021 11:08 PM (rwusL)

301 Shit, and I did the 'ludes.

Smoke a joint and let me know if your hear triple echos.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 15, 2021 11:08 PM (SchxB)

302 295 Maybe it has to do with *where* the screwing took place moreso than with whom.

That would be in the butt, Bob.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 15, 2021 11:06 PM (7moj5)

In the conservatory. With a candlestick.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 15, 2021 11:08 PM (csEWM)

303 Whoever thought that a computerized voice reading Shakespeare was a good idea must have been on some bad acid.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 11:08 PM (Mzdiz)

304 what's in the water at cnn. Project veritas has a new video. Another producer there is on record lusting after a fiancee s 13 year old daughter.

You're starting to understand our phrase, "For The Children!"

Posted by: Hillary! at December 15, 2021 11:08 PM (1O9Sx)

305 >>And so enters ZOD! Big smiles to you....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 15, 2021 11:06 PM (t0714)

And big smiles to you, too! Beautiful!

Posted by: ZOD at December 15, 2021 11:08 PM (M3Z2J)

306 But for a start, just don't brag and lie!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 11:06 PM (Q9lwr)

They don't do the "under promise / over deliver" thing well at all, do they.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 15, 2021 11:08 PM (BgMrQ)

307 The government: Take your clot shot for your country.I

20 years in uniform. Years away from home. Three wars. And I'm not patriotic? For an illness that is 99.97 % survivable?
Fuck them!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 15, 2021 11:09 PM (axyOa)

308 what's in the water at cnn.



a fiancee s 13 year old daughter?

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 15, 2021 11:09 PM (K3ZCc)

309 279


Jeez...now I'm really confused...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 15, 2021 11:09 PM (t0714)

310 Is this a different CNN producer?

Veritas has text messages and audio of a pedo producer at CNN.

https://youtu.be/XgAoSgKj010

Posted by: bonhomme at December 15, 2021 11:09 PM (i0wNm)

311 So, come on Horde, where are the proposal teams?
I promise, as program coordinator, we will split the graft equitably!


Time to remember that I have one Hispanic grandparent, which makes me A Person Of Color in Portland!

C'mon - no one is getting these grants unless they know someone.

Or in Chicagoese: "We Don't Want Nobody Nobody Sent."

https://www.amazon.com/
We-Dont-Want-Nobody-Sent/dp/0253179157

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 15, 2021 11:10 PM (I2/tG)

312 I understand and agree being a bit over 29.
Posted by: whig at December 15, 2021 11:07 PM (9hXN1)


When I was 28, I could drive 600+ miles sitting down, except for stopping to fill up the tank, and I could afford to fill it up with high test!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 15, 2021 11:10 PM (hOUT3)

313 Yup a second one different mother daughter pair.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at December 15, 2021 11:10 PM (0OmEj)

314 270 Sam Kinison on this unsavory topic was the best.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=poRo25ngGq4
Posted by: Taqiyyologist., Rickrolled by Jesus at December 15, 2021 11:01 PM (OssQ4)

That was a great sketch. I remember seeing it on TV (HBO?) at the time, and it was legendary.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 15, 2021 11:11 PM (mdjgu)

315 >>20 years in uniform. Years away from home. Three wars. And I'm not patriotic? For an illness that is 99.97 % survivable? Fuck them! Posted by: Diogenes at December 15, 2021 11:09 PM (axyOa)

We Are All In This Together. Flatten The Curve.

Posted by: ZOD at December 15, 2021 11:11 PM (M3Z2J)

316 When I was 28, I could drive 600+ miles sitting down



is there another way?

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 15, 2021 11:11 PM (K3ZCc)

317 We Are All In This Together. Flatten The Curve.
Posted by: ZOD at December 15, 2021 11:11 PM (M3Z2J)

Safer apart.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 15, 2021 11:11 PM (csEWM)

318 284 what's in the water at cnn. Project veritas has a new video. Another producer there is on record lusting after a fiancee s 13 year old daughter. Fucking pedo shit again.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at December 15, 2021 11:04 PM (0OmEj

-----------

I'd love to see CNN's hiring criteria.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 15, 2021 11:11 PM (VxC1e)

319 When I was 28, I could drive 600+ miles sitting down, except for stopping to fill up the tank, and I could afford to fill it up with high test!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

Was your native name Iron Bladder?

Posted by: whig at December 15, 2021 11:11 PM (9hXN1)

320 Shit, and I did the 'ludes.

Smoke a joint and let me know if your hear triple echos.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 15, 2021 11:08 PM (SchxB)


Be more like reverb, bro'!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 15, 2021 11:11 PM (hOUT3)

321 20 years in uniform. Years away from home. Three wars. And I'm not patriotic? For an illness that is 99.97 % survivable? Fuck them! Posted by: Diogenes


c'mon man

no

and pay your fair share too

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 15, 2021 11:11 PM (K3ZCc)

322 316 When I was 28, I could drive 600+ miles sitting down



is there another way?
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 15, 2021 11:11 PM (K3ZCc)

With a three wood?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 15, 2021 11:11 PM (csEWM)

323 They don't do the "under promise / over deliver" thing well at all, do they.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 15, 2021 11:08 PM (BgMrQ)

The airline industry frontline employees remind me more and more of teachers.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 11:12 PM (Q9lwr)

324
Did you just mousegender the dead?

You gonna rat me out?
Posted by: Blanco Basura


I hate meeses to pieces!

Posted by: Mr. Jinks at December 15, 2021 11:13 PM (63Dwl)

325 > After a major uproar the Salvation Army backtracked over Thanksgiving weekend and released a statement refuting the claims of their racial demands.

Their statement said we were misrepresenting or misunderstanding their statement and that they would reissue it. They didn't backtrack, they insulted us again.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 15, 2021 11:13 PM (i0wNm)

326 Was your native name Iron Bladder?
Posted by: whig at December 15, 2021 11:11 PM (9hXN1)


Why do you ask Two Dogs...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 15, 2021 11:13 PM (hOUT3)

327 The airline industry frontline employees remind me more and more of teachers.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 11:12 PM (Q9lwr)

---------

America carriers are bad. Asian carriers are great.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 15, 2021 11:13 PM (VxC1e)

328 Their statement said we were misrepresenting or misunderstanding their statement and that they would reissue it. They didn't backtrack, they insulted us again.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 15, 2021 11:13 PM (i0wNm)

That was the gist I got.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 15, 2021 11:13 PM (csEWM)

329 Be ready to be enraged tomorrow. Joe will award three Medals of Honor, two of them posthumously. I expect he will praise Beau's military service in a cringe-worthy way in front of a MoH recipient and the families of two fallen MoH recipients.

I think that we can all agree that Beau is the real hero here.

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at December 15, 2021 11:13 PM (I2/tG)

330 Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at December 15, 2021 11:13 PM (qAR6u)

331 When I was 28, I could drive 600+ miles sitting down, except for stopping to fill up the tank, and I could afford to fill it up with high test!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 15, 2021 11:10 PM (hOUT3)

At my best (22 y/o)

Sun Valley to Cleveland = 33 hours...in a CJ-5.

I don't remember a lot about the environs of Chicago, but I must have made it through there in one piece.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 15, 2021 11:14 PM (BgMrQ)

332 Their statement said we were misrepresenting or misunderstanding their statement and that they would reissue it. They didn't backtrack, they insulted us again.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 15, 2021 11:13 PM (i0wNm)


You're just not being equitable about this whole thing!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 15, 2021 11:15 PM (hOUT3)

333 America carriers are bad. Asian carriers are great.

You want to fix the US airline industry?

Let foreign carriers operate in the US.

Adapt or die, MFs.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 15, 2021 11:15 PM (I2/tG)

334 Except Air China.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 15, 2021 11:15 PM (VxC1e)

335 So board or chairman or general or tribunal of the Salvation Army- how many souls will you save with those fucking cock sucking woke bitches in your HR dept who wrote your training material?

What price is your virtue signal? How many people helped? How much hope lost for a safe harbor from politics and racial grievance mongering?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 15, 2021 11:15 PM (csEWM)

336
You want to fix the US airline industry?
Let foreign carriers operate in the US.


Xi Airways

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 15, 2021 11:16 PM (63Dwl)

337 America carriers are bad. Asian carriers are great.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 15, 2021 11:13 PM (VxC1e)


Iran Air.

Posted by: runner at December 15, 2021 11:16 PM (cneZH)

338 Pearl Harbor patriotism, 1941: My fellow Americans, yesterday the Japs attacked us at Pearl Harbor. They sank our boats and a lot of good men died, so we're gonna gear up and show them that we won't be rolled over like that. Be a good American, join the army, and help us take the fight to the enemy!

Posted by: CppThis at December 15, 2021 11:16 PM (UewuT)

339 Every time I see "SA", my brain defaults to "Sturmabteilung".

Posted by: SFGoth at December 15, 2021 11:16 PM (KAi1n)

340 You want to fix the US airline industry?
Let foreign carriers operate in the US.
Adapt or die, MFs.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 15, 2021 11:15 PM (I2/tG)

As long as it's a US Pilot at the controls...

Posted by: Wi Too Lo at December 15, 2021 11:17 PM (BgMrQ)

341 Xi Airways
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 15, 2021 11:16 PM (63Dwl)

--------

That's Air China. State owned and they never let you forget it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 15, 2021 11:17 PM (VxC1e)

342 339 Every time I see "SA", my brain defaults to "Sturmabteilung".
Posted by: SFGoth at December 15, 2021 11:16 PM (KAi1n)

Mine too- which is why I spell it out... except maybe I shouldn't now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 15, 2021 11:17 PM (csEWM)

343 Iran Air.

Air Koryo.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 15, 2021 11:17 PM (I2/tG)

344 I'm starting to think cnn inhabited by dicks. I'm sensing a trend.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at December 15, 2021 11:18 PM (0OmEj)

345 339 Every time I see "SA", my brain defaults to "Sturmabteilung". Posted by: SFGoth at December 15, 2021 11:16 PM (KAi1n)

Das stimmt genau, kamerad.

Posted by: ZOD at December 15, 2021 11:18 PM (M3Z2J)

346 343 Iran Air.

Air Koryo.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 15, 2021 11:17 PM (I2/tG)

AIR ISRAEL, PLEASE CLEAR THE RUNWAY!

Posted by: Airplane! at December 15, 2021 11:18 PM (csEWM)

347 Might be good for discouraging pirates.
Posted by: Methos

Feh! We already have everything we need at our disposal to discourage pirates. Blast them out of the fucking water. Maybe even send a Marine contingent ashore for the airing of grievances.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 15, 2021 11:18 PM (KAi1n)

348 North Korean Airways

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 15, 2021 11:18 PM (63Dwl)

349 342 339 Every time I see "SA", my brain defaults to "Sturmabteilung".
Posted by: SFGoth at December 15, 2021 11:16 PM (KAi1n)

Mine too- which is why I spell it out... except maybe I shouldn't now.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 15, 2021 11:17 PM (csEWM)

I default to: South Africa

Posted by: Wi Too Lo at December 15, 2021 11:18 PM (BgMrQ)

350 Yikes on that hospital worker. And yikes again on the article writer. David Fuller: Hospital morgue worker who sexually abused at least 102 corpses sentenced to life in jail. David Fuller murdered two women and sexually abused at least 102 corpses in hospital mortuaries.

Its like the two MURDERS are barely an afterthought for the columnist. They couldn't have had any bearing on the sentence length or anything could they.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 15, 2021 11:18 PM (3cGpq)

351 /off poor pilot sock

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 15, 2021 11:19 PM (BgMrQ)

352

I see "SA", I read 'South Africa'

Posted by: Zettai at December 15, 2021 11:19 PM (R9E27)

353 Sun Valley to Cleveland = 33 hours...in a CJ-5.

I don't remember a lot about the environs of Chicago, but I must have made it through there in one piece.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 15, 2021 11:14 PM (BgMrQ)

Albany, NY, to Rawlins, WY, in about 34 hours in a U-Haul with a car trailer.

Posted by: flounder at December 15, 2021 11:19 PM (SH2Zi)

354 It's just like Secret Service.

Posted by: Airplane! at December 15, 2021 11:19 PM (csEWM)

355 Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 15, 2021 11:15 PM (csEWM)

Once upon a time I thought the executives at SA were barely paid decent wages because they were "supposedly" motivated by the operation of a religious charity.

Wonder if that changed?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 15, 2021 11:20 PM (hOUT3)

356 Air Koryo.

Or Aeroflot.

As I told the front desk at a Russian hotel once:

"Aeroflot poterial moi chemodan"

(Aeroflot has lost my suitcase.)

Air Egypt is pretty good too.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 15, 2021 11:20 PM (I2/tG)

357 After 102 corpses you would be something of a connoisseur, I would guess.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 15, 2021 11:20 PM (VxC1e)

358 I see "SA", I read 'South Africa'

I'm usually Saudi Arabia, but in these times, yeah, Sturmabteilung.

Posted by: t-bird at December 15, 2021 11:20 PM (vOGqy)

359 Albany, NY, to Rawlins, WY, in about 34 hours in a U-Haul with a car trailer.
Posted by: flounder at December 15, 2021 11:19 PM (SH2Zi)

...and you lived to tell about it!

Tip o' the cap to you sirrah...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 15, 2021 11:20 PM (BgMrQ)

360

I was well into my third decade when I'd learnt that 'Air Lingus' was, in fact, an airline and not a sex act

Posted by: Zettai at December 15, 2021 11:20 PM (R9E27)

361 Pearl Harbor patriotism, 2021: My fellow Americans, yesterday some stuff happened at Pearl Harbor. A mysterious force appeared and sank some boats, and a lot of good men died. We won't tell you who did it or how it went down, and you're not allowed to ask about it either, because that would be racist and make you a bad person. Also, there was a hurricane happening at the time so we don't actually know how many boats were sunk by the hurricane and how many boats were sunk by this anonymous enemy action. And the Porter was nearby and it probably TKed some boats, because Porter gonna Porter. Be a good American and report to the nearest army base and sign some documents vetted by Discount Bob's Legal Consulting, and by army base we mean any government facility because we just redefined the term 'army' from being a standing fighting force to being a generic federal agency that may or may not involve standing and/or fighting. And yes, the last couple of pages are left blank because Discount Bob will roll dice and fill in some interesting stuff a while after you've signed the forms. And don't you dare go off to fight Japs with an old rifle, because that's wrongthink.

Posted by: CppThis at December 15, 2021 11:21 PM (UewuT)

362 Every time I see "SA", my brain defaults to "Sturmabteilung".
Posted by: SFGoth at December 15, 2021 11:16 PM (KAi1n)


"Sociedad Anonimo"

Posted by: Kindltot at December 15, 2021 11:21 PM (ZMraq)

363 San Francisco - home of most of the important politicians in the state of California - has been exempted from the statewide mask mandate that went live today.

Funny, that.
Posted by: junior

We have our own mask mandate. It went away for a couple of weeks months ago when the jabs first came out. We also have mandatory jabs for all entertainment venues - which means bars, restaurants, clubs, etc. Likely, the state legislation is a floor, not a ceiling, meaning that it allows for stricter local controls. So I'm not sure what you're getting at.

"Funny, that."

Posted by: SFGoth at December 15, 2021 11:21 PM (KAi1n)

364 357 After 102 corpses you would be something of a connoisseur, I would guess.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 15, 2021 11:20 PM (VxC1e)

Well, it would definitely be beyond a passing fancy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 15, 2021 11:21 PM (csEWM)

365 I was well into my third decade when I'd learnt that 'Air Lingus' was, in fact, an airline and not a sex act
Posted by: Zettai at December 15, 2021 11:20 PM (R9E27)

Heh...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 15, 2021 11:21 PM (BgMrQ)

366

Soddy Arabia is abbreviated 'KSA'

Posted by: Zettai at December 15, 2021 11:22 PM (R9E27)

367 Aeroflot has lost my suitcase.)




Big deal. One suitcase.

-Aeroflot

Posted by: runner at December 15, 2021 11:22 PM (cneZH)

368 Maybe even send a Marine contingent ashore for the airing of grievances.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 15, 2021 11:18 PM (KAi1n)


So long as every squad has a designated gender advisor for the entire operation, this should work well!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 15, 2021 11:22 PM (hOUT3)

369 ...and you lived to tell about it!

Tip o' the cap to you sirrah...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 15, 2021 11:20 PM (BgMrQ)

A winter storm coming down from the N was following us the entire way. Worse was heading the opposite way, trying to find someplace to stop near but not in Chicago, which stretches for what seems like forever, and people drove like maniacs.

Posted by: flounder at December 15, 2021 11:22 PM (SH2Zi)

370 After 102 corpses you would be something of a connoisseur, I would guess.

....

**Ponders CBDs old wine blog entry.**

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 15, 2021 11:23 PM (slNNd)

371 Air Egypt is pretty good too.

---------

I made the JFK to Cairo run on Egyptair. Every person on that flight looked like someone I wouldn't get on a plane with if it was a domestic flight.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 15, 2021 11:23 PM (VxC1e)

372 I was well into my third decade when I'd learnt that 'Air Lingus' was, in fact, an airline and not a sex act

Air Lingus does its announcements in English and Gaelic, to accommodate all the passengers who understand Gaelic, but not English.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 15, 2021 11:23 PM (I2/tG)

373 **Ponders CBDs old wine blog entry.**
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 15, 2021 11:23 PM (slNNd)

Better than the sous vide entries.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 15, 2021 11:23 PM (csEWM)

374 Big deal. One suitcase.
-Aeroflot
Posted by: runner at December 15, 2021 11:22 PM (cneZH)


"help us find the plane now"

Posted by: Kindltot at December 15, 2021 11:23 PM (ZMraq)

375 I was well into my third decade when I'd learnt that 'Air Lingus' was, in fact, an airline and not a sex act
Posted by: Zettai at December 15, 2021 11:20 PM (R9E27)

They only fly counter-clockwise.

Posted by: flounder at December 15, 2021 11:23 PM (SH2Zi)

376 "Anyone want some Commercial Company?", is a common question heard over CB radios at many truck stops nightly. "Coin Operated Company" is one phrase, in tucker CB lingo, for the people asking. Not passing judgment.

Posted by: Javems at December 15, 2021 11:24 PM (AmoqO)

377

Genitalia is not an Italian airline

Posted by: Zettai at December 15, 2021 11:24 PM (R9E27)

378 "Sen Kinky Boots"

I'll venture she, as opposed to a certain (former) Senator, rather likes being addressed with "Yes Ma'am".

Posted by: SFGoth at December 15, 2021 11:24 PM (KAi1n)

379 help us find the plane now"
Posted by: Kindltot at D


Our pilot is NOT drunk, you are drunk.

Posted by: runner at December 15, 2021 11:24 PM (cneZH)

380 I made the JFK to Cairo run on Egyptair. Every person on that flight looked like someone I wouldn't get on a plane with if it was a domestic flight.

I flew the same flight. Very serious Egyptian security people were carefully going through everyone's carryons at the gate. Sounds like the Egyptians didn't have a high opinion of the passengers either.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 15, 2021 11:25 PM (I2/tG)

381 Slap, I'd bet $50.00 on you any day of the week. How goes the battle? Merry Christmas to you and yours. Miley, I sent you an email should you be inclined to chat. Love my Horde.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 15, 2021 11:25 PM (a4EWo)

382 Cryin won't help ya, begging won't do you no good.
Posted by: dartist

I wrote that on the board before my 1L contracts exam.

Yes, it went over like a lead balloon.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 15, 2021 11:26 PM (KAi1n)

383 After 102 corpses you would be something of a connoisseur, I would guess.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 15, 2021 11:20 PM (VxC1e)

The world is not going to repopulate itself with zombies on its own, now will it.

Posted by: flounder at December 15, 2021 11:26 PM (SH2Zi)

384 Chicago, which stretches for what seems like forever, and people drove like maniacs.
Posted by: flounder at December 15, 2021 11:22 PM (SH2Zi)

I avoid driving through the Chicago area if at all possible.

I used to go through Canada to Port Huron and then up through the UP to Wisconsin / Minnesota.

Can't do that now with Canada being Un Canadien...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 15, 2021 11:26 PM (BgMrQ)

385 My pronouns are ice/cold.

Posted by: Come hither corpse at December 15, 2021 11:26 PM (mNhhD)

386 Oh, my sweet Poperin Pear gave me an early Christmas present! A gorgeous self-winding Bulova with a square mother-of-pearl face surrounded by pave diamonds and a heart-shaped opening so you can see the action inside. It's the most beautiful watch I've ever owned!

{{{Publius}}}

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 11:26 PM (Mzdiz)

387 Who wrote this earlier today?

"...It doesn't really matter why Biden went down this stupid path. It doesn't matter whether he had an idea about solidifying his party's progressive base in the way Donald Trump solidified his party's conservative base. Or maybe it was because third-rate newsmagazine historians and bestselling pop biography toadies came to the White House sucking their "PBS NewsHour" thumbs and swelling his head with comparisons to FDR and LBJ and whatever other three-initialed liberal gods they might have invoked to cloud what little reason Biden might have left."

Would you believe...NeverTrumper JPod, in today's NY Post?

https://tinyurl.com/ye29scf

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 15, 2021 11:27 PM (96vC3)

388 My pronouns are ice/cold.

Posted by: Come hither corpse at December 15, 2021 11:26 PM (mNhhD)

You owe me a new keyboard.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 11:28 PM (Mzdiz)

389 After 102 corpses you would be something of a connoisseur, I would guess.
Posted by: Cicero

Someone should tweet Guiness Book about this, for laughs.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist., Rickrolled by Jesus at December 15, 2021 11:28 PM (OssQ4)

390

That's AER Lingus, btw

Posted by: Zettai at December 15, 2021 11:28 PM (R9E27)

391 It's the most beautiful watch I've ever owned!

{{{Publius}}}

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 11:26 PM (Mzdiz)

Uh oh. Check the gunsafe electrical instrument locker.

Posted by: flounder at December 15, 2021 11:28 PM (SH2Zi)

392 Would you believe...NeverTrumper JPod, in today's NY Post?

https://tinyurl.com/ye29scf

Posted by: Darrell Harris

He chose. . . . . . poorly!

Posted by: whig at December 15, 2021 11:29 PM (9hXN1)

393 "Aeroflot has lost my suitcase."


Flew Aeroflot from Lagos to Lisbon once. It was breezy.

Posted by: Javems at December 15, 2021 11:29 PM (AmoqO)

394 Big deal. One suitcase.

Hey, Aeroflot actually delivered the suitcase back to me once I was back in the United States, with everything intact.

I could tell by the stickers on the suitcase that both the suitcase and I traveled from Los Angeles to Siberia and back. We didn't interact on the trip, however.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 15, 2021 11:29 PM (I2/tG)

395 My pronouns are ice/cold.

Posted by: Come hither corpse at December 15, 2021 11:26 PM



Now I'm dying

Posted by: Zettai at December 15, 2021 11:29 PM (R9E27)

396 "...It doesn't really matter why Biden went down this stupid path"

Ahem, paste-brain doesn't make decisions.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 11:30 PM (Mzdiz)

397 As is typical of institutions taken over by the left, the Salvation Army is blaming "covid" for their donor drought

Posted by: kbdabear at December 15, 2021 11:30 PM (qAR6u)

398 Ahem, paste-brain doesn't make decisions.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 11:30 PM (Mzdiz

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THAT'S APPLESAUCE, TOOTS!

Posted by: F. Joe Biden at December 15, 2021 11:31 PM (VxC1e)

399 Uh oh. Check the gunsafe electrical instrument locker.

Posted by: flounder at December 15, 2021 11:28 PM (SH2Zi)

He's welcome to whatever electrical porn he wants! LOL

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 11:31 PM (Mzdiz)

400 **Ponders CBDs old wine blog entry.**
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 15, 2021 11:23 PM (slNNd)

Better than the sous vide entries.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 15, 2021 11:23 PM (csEWM)

I'm suddenly picturing the guy's girlfriend upset that he noticed the hotter chick meme with sous vide and necrophilia applied

Posted by: Methos at December 15, 2021 11:31 PM (kOpft)

401 397 As is typical of institutions taken over by the left, the Salvation Army is blaming "covid" for their donor drought
Posted by: kbdabear at December 15, 2021 11:30 PM (qAR6u)

De Nial ain't just a river...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 15, 2021 11:31 PM (BgMrQ)

402 397 As is typical of institutions taken over by the left, the Salvation Army is blaming "covid" for their donor drought

Posted by: kbdabear

Adding lying to their Ceo's and board's sins. After all, they are a church.

Posted by: whig at December 15, 2021 11:32 PM (9hXN1)

403
11 Bah humbug!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 10:03

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Hummer career advancement!

Posted by: Kamala Harris, International Laughing Stock at December 15, 2021 11:32 PM (2iDSr)

404
Airlingus is best performed on the Vomit Comet during the parabolic weightless arc.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 15, 2021 11:33 PM (Mzdiz)

405 397

1. Identify a respected institution.
2. kill it.
3. gut it.
4. wear its carcass as a skin suit, while demanding respect.

@iowahawkblog

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 15, 2021 11:33 PM (hOUT3)

406 I haven't got all day!

Posted by: Come hither corpse at December 15, 2021 11:34 PM (mNhhD)

407 406 I haven't got all day!
Posted by: Come hither corpse at December 15, 2021 11:34 PM (mNhhD)


Deadlines are tough!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 15, 2021 11:34 PM (hOUT3)

408

Kat Timpf > Kennedy

Posted by: Zettai at December 15, 2021 11:34 PM (R9E27)

409 The Portland city council awarded "Diversifying Energy" a $11.5 million grant to purchase heat pumps and cooling units for 15,000 homes. It turns out that the president of Diversifying Energy has a history of defrauding energy companies and has failed to pay taxes in three states. [ ]

The city rejected the one other bidder (which city staff has recommended) "Earth Advantage", because the staff of Earth Advantage was 85% white.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

Meh, this isn't even AA ball compared to the nonsense Oakland pulls.
http://grandjury.acgov.org/grandjury-assets/docs/
2015-2016/2015-2016-GJ-FinalReport.pdf

There are at least 2 in this report, but it's the one about the waste franchise contracts that got Oakland sued, which case is now pending oral argument in the CA Supreme Court.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 15, 2021 11:35 PM (KAi1n)

410 Done...
Hrothgar out!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 15, 2021 11:35 PM (hOUT3)

411 >> I haven't got all day!

Wait your turn.

Posted by: Dr. Quincy, suiting up at December 15, 2021 11:35 PM (Mzdiz)

412 Sooner or later NeverTrump will be forced to accept the reality that their leftist fellow travelers never saw them as anything more than an occasionally useful tool to be discarded when convenient, and non-leftists are rapidly congealing around a pragmatic populism that has no use for their phony, moribund obsession with process for its own sake.

Posted by: CppThis at December 15, 2021 11:37 PM (UewuT)

413 Tonight I attended a kidlet's Christmas...err Holiday performance thingy. Officially it was a Holiday event by the word Christmas was said umpteen times throughout the night. So that was good thing #1.

Good thing #2 was the lack of masks. At least 95% and probably 98% of the people there were unmasked. Parents, kids, teachers all sans mask. There were a few kids and parents here and there, but they were by far the odd man out. Like literally in the 1-5% range of the hundreds of people in attendance.

And this is at a school that was closed most of last year cuz the 'Rona and required everyone to wear a mask when it re-opened.

The fever has fucking finally broken. And I say amen to that.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 15, 2021 11:37 PM (OalnH)

414 Yeah, the former Space X engineer that saw sexual harassment everywhere: Either she wasn't getting harassed, and pitched a fit, or, she just wasn't very good at her job and looked for an excuse to explain why she left.

Though, I'm willing to concede "and."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (RrjYy) at December 15, 2021 11:37 PM (RrjYy)

415 I'm suddenly picturing the guy's girlfriend upset that he noticed the hotter chick meme with sous vide and necrophilia applied

Posted by: Methos at December 15, 2021 11:31 PM (kOpft)

I'm thinking that sous vide doesn't work if you like 'em cold.

I taught Publius' mom about memes using that distracted boyfriend meme, so she would appreciate the Christmas tree/cat/cat tree meme that was photoshopped on it. She's 91 and sharp enough to meme herself. Love that lady.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 11:37 PM (Mzdiz)

416 I haven't got all day!


She was just laying there, cooling her heels.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 15, 2021 11:38 PM (ERcy3)

417 Nice job once again, Mr Misanthropic.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (RrjYy) at December 15, 2021 11:38 PM (RrjYy)

418 My pronouns are ice/cold.

Posted by: Come hither corpse at December 15, 2021 11:26 PM



Now I'm dying
Posted by: Zettai at December 15, 2021 11:29 PM

Fresh!

Posted by: corpse diddler at December 15, 2021 11:39 PM (QU5/8)

419

I love the dead before they're cold
They're bluing flesh for me to hold
Cadaver eyes upon me see

nothing

Posted by: A. Cooper at December 15, 2021 11:39 PM (63Dwl)

420 409 The Portland city council awarded "Diversifying Energy" a $11.5 million grant to purchase heat pumps and cooling units for 15,000 homes. It turns out that the president of Diversifying Energy has a history of defrauding energy companies and has failed to pay taxes in three states. [ ]


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And in related news, NYC has banned all new construction from providing natural gas in the buildings. Everything must be electric from now on. Which means heat pumps galore. I see a trend here. There is a lot of money to be made from shit like this, which means the backers of these laws are involved in heat pumps. And most likely Chinese made heat pumps.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 15, 2021 11:39 PM (OalnH)

421 Mescaline Mondays
Whiskey Wednesdays
Posted by: Diogenes

Don't forget Wine-Friendly Friday. (It's an S.F. Hash H H thing.)

Posted by: SFGoth at December 15, 2021 11:39 PM (KAi1n)

422 Airplanes have always been sky tubes full of people and airborne germs, and not the 82nd type.

The way I heard it years ago, they can basically use completely fresh air if they want, but ... it impacts fuel consumption significantly. Not sure why exactly, air bleeds on the engine = greater drag maybe? I dunno, but the end result is they "recirculate" the air and keep that shit tighter n' a drum to save fuel.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 15, 2021 11:39 PM (tLZ4Q)

423 395 My pronouns are ice/cold.

Posted by: Come hither corpse at December 15, 2021 11:26 PM


Going to see a Chinese cardiologist in a few weeks. He knows only one pronoun, according to my current Dr. He, everyone, male or female, singular or plural, is he. He is supposed to be good. He put my wife's pacemaker in.

Posted by: Javems at December 15, 2021 11:39 PM (AmoqO)

424 291 Yeah, us too. We will gladly drive the 2000 mile round trip to the MoMe. Of course, we have the time. But I really don't like to fly anymore.
Posted by: Tonypete

Security Theater plus Covid Theater makes travel by air thoroughly horrid on all but the longest haul of driving or flying overseas.
Posted by: whig at December 15, 2021 11:06 PM (9hXN1)

On Thanksgiving Eve I drove all night to my sister's home outside of Atlanta from Sarasota FL. Then drove back that Saturday.

Actual flight time is about an hour and a half, but factor in driving to the airport, spending time in the groper lines, driving from Hartsfield to my sister's, it probably took only 4 hours longer. Saved money, no face diaper or vax hassles, ate a decent meal on the way, and sat much more comfortably.

It strikes me that airline travel nowadays is probably worse than riding a prison bus.

Posted by: kbdabear at December 15, 2021 11:40 PM (qAR6u)

425 The fever has fucking finally broken. And I say amen to that.

Posted by: Joe XiDen

Which state are you in?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 11:40 PM (Mzdiz)

426 It begs the question how much authority do local city councils have? They aren't legislatures.

Telling me I can't have a natural gas stove? Can they tell me I have to shave my head and get tattoos? Where does it end?

Posted by: Common Tater at December 15, 2021 11:42 PM (tLZ4Q)

427 The way I heard it years ago, they can basically use completely fresh air if they want, but ... it impacts fuel consumption significantly. Not sure why exactly, air bleeds on the engine = greater drag maybe? I dunno, but the end result is they "recirculate" the air and keep that shit tighter n' a drum to save fuel.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 15, 2021 11:39 PM (tLZ4Q)
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Mom was finally given the "hairy eyeball" by her doctor after she came down with another case of bronchitis. The common factor? Every single time came down sick, she'd returned home after flying somewhere.. Her doctor pretty much told mom it was time to give up flying.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (RrjYy) at December 15, 2021 11:43 PM (RrjYy)

428 422 Airplanes have always been sky tubes full of people and airborne germs, and not the 82nd type.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 15, 2021 11:39 PM (tLZ4Q)


I used to go to CES (aka 3 days of walking for miles and talking to small city on very little sleep) and would invariably be sick by the time I got home. That run was like an exquisite buffet of all the world's finest diseases.

Posted by: CppThis at December 15, 2021 11:44 PM (UewuT)

429 Going to see a Chinese cardiologist in a few weeks. He knows only one pronoun, according to my current Dr. He, everyone, male or female, singular or plural, is he. He is supposed to be good. He put my wife's pacemaker in.
Posted by: Javems at December 15, 2021 11:39 PM (AmoqO)

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Only thing is, two hours later your arteries are occluded again.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 15, 2021 11:44 PM (VxC1e)

430 > A former SpaceX engineer claims that there is a culture of sexual harassment at Elon Musk's space launch venture

If you go look at her full statement, what really pissed her off was Musk blowing off her attempts to "woke" his company.

"Dismayed by the lack of an environmental plan, I created a plan that would bring SpaceX to full carbon neutrality by 2030. It contained a framework for a diverse and functional society that would learn from our colonial past and incorporate indigenous expertise."

That's just a sample. Every other woke buzzword you can imagine is in her statement. It will come as a surprise to no one that a) she's just out of college and b) she belonged to about a million "activist" organizations when she was there, belonged to the "student government", etc., etc., etc.

Sorry, honey. College is over. Musk is in the business of launching rockets, not providing a stage for you to emote. Go be a self-hating white girl somewhere else.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 15, 2021 11:44 PM (bW8dp)

431 Which state are you in?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 11:40 PM (Mzdiz)

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Not telling. We have enough people moving here as it is.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 15, 2021 11:46 PM (OalnH)

432 Musk vs. the insane left is doubly hilarious when one considers that Musk is, for the most part, delivering things the left has been clamoring for for years.

Posted by: CppThis at December 15, 2021 11:46 PM (UewuT)

433 I thought Airlingus was like air guitar.... like you just flick your tongue out in the direction of a woman while also using classy pickup lines like "This tongue is leaving in ten minutes. Be on it!"

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 15, 2021 11:47 PM (bW8dp)

434 Sorry, honey. College is over. Musk is in the business of launching rockets, not providing a stage for you to emote. Go be a self-hating white girl somewhere else.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 15, 2021 11:44 PM (bW8dp)

Fuck...yeah.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 15, 2021 11:47 PM (VwHCD)

435 @363 We have our own mask mandate. It went away for a couple of weeks months ago when the jabs first came out. We also have mandatory jabs for all entertainment venues - which means bars, restaurants, clubs, etc. Likely, the state legislation is a floor, not a ceiling, meaning that it allows for stricter local controls. So I'm not sure what you're getting at.

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We have a local mandate down here in LA County, too, and it pretty much exactly matches the new state mandate (which is not legislation, btw; it's an order from state health officials). But unlike San Francisco, we didn't get a carve out.

So, yeah, funny that.

Posted by: junior at December 15, 2021 11:47 PM (PTw5h)

436 "Dismayed by the lack of an environmental plan, I created a plan that would bring SpaceX to full carbon neutrality by 2030. It contained a framework for a diverse and functional society that would learn from our colonial past and incorporate indigenous expertise."

If I were Musk, I'd be demanding a "lessons learned" analysis to figure out how this woman was hired in the first place.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 15, 2021 11:47 PM (I2/tG)

437 432 Musk vs. the insane left is doubly hilarious when one considers that Musk is, for the most part, delivering things the left has been clamoring for for years.
Posted by: CppThis at December 15, 2021 11:46 PM (UewuT)

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It would be the most hilarious thing ever if the left started boycotting Tesla. It would have been peak 2020, but what the hell 2021 or 2022 is close enough.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 15, 2021 11:48 PM (OalnH)

438 > Musk vs. the insane left is doubly hilarious when one considers that Musk is, for the most part, delivering things the left has been clamoring for for years.

I would have loved to see the look on Musk's face when he opened the email with this batshit crazy child's little manifesto.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 15, 2021 11:48 PM (bW8dp)

439 Miley, I sent you an email should you be inclined to chat. Love my Horde.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 15, 2021 11:25 PM (a4EWo)

Saw this belatedly! Call me! Number sent.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 11:49 PM (Mzdiz)

440 A former SpaceX engineer claims that there is a culture of sexual harassment at Elon Musk's space launch venture

If you go look at her full statement, what really pissed her off was Musk blowing off her attempts to "woke" his company.

"Dismayed by the lack of an environmental plan, I created a plan that would bring SpaceX to full carbon neutrality by 2030. It contained a framework for a diverse and functional society that would learn from our colonial past and incorporate indigenous expertise."

That's just a sample. Every other woke buzzword you can imagine is in her statement. It will come as a surprise to no one that a) she's just out of college and b) she belonged to about a million "activist" organizations when she was there, belonged to the "student government", etc., etc., etc.

Sorry, honey. College is over. Musk is in the business of launching rockets, not providing a stage for you to emote. Go be a self-hating white girl somewhere else.


show us your tits, bitch

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 15, 2021 11:49 PM (K3ZCc)

441 TSLA is up 2300% in the past 5 years. Daaaaayum.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 15, 2021 11:49 PM (OalnH)

442 MADE IT HOME ALIVE.

According to my BiL, that was the worst blizzard he's ever driven through. Whiteout conditions due to fog from snow being rained on plus light snow as well as 40-60 mph winds. But we made it through, and I got to see Pooky for a bit. Best of all, he's probably coming home on Friday!

Posted by: pookysgirl, exhausted at December 15, 2021 11:49 PM (XKZwp)

443 @423 Going to see a Chinese cardiologist in a few weeks. He knows only one pronoun, according to my current Dr. He, everyone, male or female, singular or plural, is he. He is supposed to be good. He put my wife's pacemaker in.

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Amusingly, given the current furor here in the US, the Mandarin Chinese words for 'he' and 'she' are pronounced exactly the same. They're distinct words, as they use different characters. But they sound exactly the same when spoken aloud.

Posted by: junior at December 15, 2021 11:50 PM (PTw5h)

444 > If I were Musk, I'd be demanding a "lessons learned" analysis to figure out how this woman was hired in the first place.

She's working for Apple now.

I really wish Jobs were still alive, because now I'm imagining his reaction to a spoiled child (just jumped up from an intern, at that) telling him how to run his company.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 15, 2021 11:51 PM (bW8dp)

445 If I were Musk, I'd be demanding a "lessons learned" analysis to figure out how this woman was hired in the first place.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 15, 2021 11:47 PM (I2/tG)
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I suspect the HR department heard from Musk.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (RrjYy) at December 15, 2021 11:51 PM (RrjYy)

446 Amusingly, given the current furor here in the US, the Mandarin Chinese words for 'he' and 'she' are pronounced exactly the same. They're distinct words, as they use different characters. But they sound exactly the same when spoken aloud.
Posted by: junior at December 15, 2021 11:50 PM (PTw5h)

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Yeah. I'm very used to my Chinese clients mixing up he and she when speaking Chinglish.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 15, 2021 11:52 PM (VxC1e)

447 By comparison, AMZN is up 350% in the past 5 years and GOOG is up 270%.

All while TSLA is up 2300%.

Whatever that crazy mother fucker Elon is doing, keep on doing it bro.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 15, 2021 11:53 PM (OalnH)

448 I would have loved to see the look on Musk's face when he opened the email with this batshit crazy child's little manifesto.

Remember the Yelp employee who sent an e-mail to the CEO whining that she was still working in customer service, and that she was paid so poorly that she had to live thirty miles from her job and was subsisting on a big bag of rice? (Her Instagram showed that she lived alone, regularly cooked gourmet meals, and drank expensive bourbon.)

She was shocked to be immediately fired. Needless to say, she's now an Antifa "journalist" living in Brooklyn.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 15, 2021 11:53 PM (I2/tG)

449

The panel on Gutfeld! is discussing fart girl right now

Posted by: Zettai at December 15, 2021 11:54 PM (R9E27)

450 Bet if you buy college gal a couple of drinks shitting on her chest would be in her environmental plan.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 15, 2021 11:55 PM (QU5/8)

451 Antifa has its own journalists? Doesn't that make CNN redundant?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 15, 2021 11:55 PM (VxC1e)

452 "Dismayed by the lack of an environmental plan, I created a plan that would bring SpaceX to full carbon neutrality by 2030. It contained a framework for a diverse and functional society that would learn from our colonial past and incorporate indigenous expertise."

Your job is sammiches and pudding cups.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 11:56 PM (Mzdiz)

453
It contained a framework for a diverse and functional society that would learn from our colonial past and incorporate indigenous expertise.

Somehow that reminded my of an episode of Get Smart where the Indians demanded the country back or they would fire a missile at Washington, D.C.

Turns out the missile was a giant arrow.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0587613

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 15, 2021 11:56 PM (63Dwl)

454 I gotta be honest, I'd still through a handful of change in a Salvation Army kettle. I think what they do is a good thing.

They yanked the CRT stuff and made public statements that they don't believe white people should apologize.

I also imagine whatever individual in the HR department that introduced that stuff has been dealt with appropriately.

If they had doubled down on it or put out rainbow kettles, I'd feel differently. But as is, I can't let one mess up undo their history of good works. Jesus forgives me, I can be forgiving too.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 15, 2021 11:56 PM (slNNd)

455 > show us your tits, bitch

I don't think there's much there to see, judging from her pictures.

While I don't doubt that she had some socially inept nerds hitting on her (this is a bunch of rocket scientists, after all.... not generally up there with Wilt Chamberlain or Warren Beatty when it comes to pulling da wimmingfolx) I think what really set her off was that they would not obey her, even though she has an AUTHENTIC VAGINA.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 15, 2021 11:58 PM (bW8dp)

456 Fraud, fraud, fraud:

@JackPosobiec 3h

BREAKING: Dr Oz refuses to state when he believes life begins. Refuses to answer question, tries to change the subject to the Constitution

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 15, 2021 11:58 PM (1t5dY)

457 Das stimmt genau, kamerad.
Posted by: ZOD

Funny you say that. Years ago, on an extended mileage run to Munich (3 days!) with a Chinese friend of mine (Chinese with a Japanese birthwish), I told him to expect to hear 2 things constantly: "Das stimmt" and "genau". I then explained to him what they mean "that's right (correct)" and "exactly". He was hearing that all trip long and constantly telling me. I did a lot of chuckling.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 15, 2021 11:59 PM (KAi1n)

458 But as is, I can't let one mess up undo their history of good works. Jesus forgives me, I can be forgiving too.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 15, 2021 11:56 PM (slNNd)

You're a better man than I. But then, I'm not a man at all...

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 11:59 PM (Mzdiz)

459 "Dismayed by the lack of an environmental plan, I created a plan that would bring SpaceX to full carbon neutrality by 2030. It contained a framework for a diverse and functional society that would learn from our colonial past and incorporate indigenous expertise."

I mean, it's not as if these people hide themselves. The briefest perusal of her social media would have told whoever was hiring her what sort of person she was.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 15, 2021 11:59 PM (I2/tG)

460 It's difficult to imagine a link between sous vide and necrophilia without a couple of strategically placed perforations in the body bag.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 16, 2021 12:00 AM (s/YNI)

461 even though she has an AUTHENTIC VAGINA.

posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 15, 2021 11:58 PM (bW8dp)

I guess I would be banned on the twatter if I crowed about my authentic vagina.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 16, 2021 12:01 AM (Mzdiz)

462 Wait, is this thing still on? I must've dozed off.

Stay Hordish, Horde.
Logging out
❚❙❙❘❘❘

Posted by: mindful webworker - pillow calling at December 16, 2021 12:02 AM (EYem1)

463

Dr Oz --- a fraud??

Well, slap me arse and call me Sally!

Posted by: Zettai at December 16, 2021 12:02 AM (R9E27)

464 Commercial sex?

"Do you want whiter teeth ?"

Posted by: JT at December 16, 2021 12:02 AM (arJlL)

465 "Incorporate indigenous expertise"

Bitch, the Indians wouldn't even deign to hang yer scalp hang in their TeePee. Go Away

Posted by: Common Tater at December 16, 2021 12:02 AM (tLZ4Q)

466 The "full carbon neutrality" crap is especially priceless.

I mean, she DID know that what SpaceX basically does is take gigantic multistory tanks of RP-1 and set them on fire, over, and over, and over again, and that if they didn't set gigantic multistory tanks of RP-1 on fire, there would be no company?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 16, 2021 12:03 AM (bW8dp)

467 If I turned the other cheek every time I was slapped in the culture wars, I'd give myself whiplash to boot.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 16, 2021 12:03 AM (QU5/8)

468 even though she has an AUTHENTIC VAGINA.

I used to read self-pitying posts on Medium from an average-looking young Englishwoman working in tech in San Francisco who had gone to MIT in computer science.

Needless to say, she was treated like a supermodel at MIT, and she never recovered from the experience.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 16, 2021 12:04 AM (I2/tG)

469 So, imagine you're the one guy working at CNN who's not a deviant perv. You only touch adult women who consent first. One day you come in and say you have a date, and your coworkers are all:

"Sick bruh! You assault her yet? Gonna assault her tonight?"

"Please tell me you at least jacked it on Facetime while she was talking. Blah blah blah amirite?"

"Yeah, or rubbed your taint juice all over her face or something."

"Dude, I've got it! You should try to bang her kids!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 16, 2021 12:05 AM (2ABQr)

470
I also imagine whatever individual in the HR department that introduced that stuff has been dealt with appropriately.

I imagine that I found a pot of gold in my back yard.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 16, 2021 12:05 AM (63Dwl)

471 show us your tits, bitch

I don't think there's much there to see, judging from her pictures.
While I don't doubt that she had some socially inept nerds hitting on her (this is a bunch of rocket scientists, after all.... not generally up there with Wilt Chamberlain or Warren Beatty when it comes to pulling da wimmingfolx) I think what really set her off was that they would not obey her, even though she has an AUTHENTIC VAGINA.

Posted by: R

it is just the ante if she wants to be heard

every girl that is trying to raise $ knows that the elvator pitch starts with showing her tits

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 12:06 AM (K3ZCc)

472 466 I mean, she DID know that what SpaceX basically does is take gigantic multistory tanks of RP-1 and set them on fire, over, and over, and over again, and that if they didn't set gigantic multistory tanks of RP-1 on fire, there would be no company?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 16, 2021 12:03 AM (bW8dp)


*starts to make analogy to corrupt papal indulgences*

*looks at nic*

Posted by: CppThis at December 16, 2021 12:06 AM (UewuT)

473 Which state are you in?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 11:40 PM (Mzdiz)

Slightly befuddled, intoxicated, sleepy

Posted by: Diogenes at December 16, 2021 12:08 AM (axyOa)

474 hard finding a place with a more dickish product than a rock factory


spacex, orbiting giant flaming dicks since 2008

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 12:10 AM (K3ZCc)

475 So, imagine you're the one guy working at CNN who's not a deviant perv. You only touch adult women who consent first. One day you come in and say you have a date, and your coworkers are all:

"Sick bruh! You assault her yet? Gonna assault her tonight?"

"Please tell me you at least jacked it on Facetime while she was talking. Blah blah blah amirite?"

"Yeah, or rubbed your taint juice all over her face or something."

"Dude, I've got it! You should try to bang her kids!"


For a moment I thought I was reading relationship advice from Hunter Biden.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 16, 2021 12:10 AM (SchxB)

476 ...Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 16, 2021 12:05 AM



Cuomo, Toobin, LeMon, Griffin!

Posted by: Zettai at December 16, 2021 12:10 AM (R9E27)

477 > I continued developing my carbon neutrality plan despite Elon's lack of enthusiasm for it, and engineers throughout the company reached out to volunteer their time to aid in this effort.

Any engineer who worked on her "carbon neutrality plan" on company time should be fired.

As I said, the raison d'etre of the company is setting gigantic tanks of hydrocarbons on fire. It is not ever going to be "carbon neutral" unless it goes out of business.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 16, 2021 12:12 AM (bW8dp)

478 There is a movie about a woman necrophiliac. There is a guy who is crazy about her but can't close the deal because he's alive. So what does he do? Yeah he kills himself and closes the deal. Sick people out there making movies. ( I read the plot on Wiki after hearing about the movie)

Posted by: Just a side note at December 16, 2021 12:13 AM (9YKBM)

479 "It begs the question how much authority do local city councils have? They aren't legislatures."

That's generally up to the state constitutions, with a federal constitution floor.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 16, 2021 12:13 AM (KAi1n)

480 Cuomo, Toobin, LeMon, Griffin!

Posted by: Zettai at December 16, 2021 12:10 AM (R9E27)

Who are the other four reindeer?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - #SuperStraight at December 16, 2021 12:14 AM (Mzdiz)

481

I thought these rockets burnt hydrogen with oxygen, no carbon

Posted by: Zettai at December 16, 2021 12:14 AM (R9E27)

482 I imagine that I found a pot of gold in my back yard.

You're probably right, and I'm probably naive.

They still have a special LGBTQ and Commitment to Diversity segment on their page.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 16, 2021 12:15 AM (slNNd)

483 478 - Kissed

I actually like that movie.

Totally demented, but interesting.

Kinda like Secretary that way.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 16, 2021 12:15 AM (QU5/8)

484 It is not ever going to be "carbon neutral" unless it goes out of business.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 16, 2021 12:12 AM (bW8dp)

Kind of like those corpses. Although they were getting the business.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - #SuperStraight at December 16, 2021 12:15 AM (Mzdiz)

485 That's generally up to the state constitutions

Yep. Cities, and other local governmental bodies, derive their authority from the state.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 16, 2021 12:16 AM (I2/tG)

486 Kind of like those corpses. Although they were getting the business.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - #SuperStraight at December 16, 2021 12:15 AM (Mzdiz)

-----------

But did one of them ever complain?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 16, 2021 12:18 AM (VxC1e)

487 Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 16, 2021 12:15 AM (QU5/

The person who told me about it also said it was good and he's not a freak but I just couldn't get myself to watch it. But I wanted to know the ending that he wouldn't tell me so I looked it up.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 16, 2021 12:18 AM (9YKBM)

488 "It contained a framework for a diverse and functional society that would learn from our colonial past and incorporate indigenous expertise."


Why does Space-x need indigenous experts? Cave paintings? Or maybe human sacrifices?

Posted by: Ripley at December 16, 2021 12:19 AM (PTDkx)

489 As I said, the raison d'etre of the company is setting gigantic tanks of hydrocarbons on fire. It is not ever going to be "carbon neutral" unless it goes out of business.

You don't understand. That's what's "carbon indulgences" are for - Musk is supposed to spend billions "offsetting" setting gigantic tanks of hydrocarbons on fire by reforesting the Amazon or something.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 16, 2021 12:19 AM (I2/tG)

490 Carbon units must die!

Posted by: Veeger at December 16, 2021 12:20 AM (63Dwl)

491 Yep. Cities, and other local governmental bodies, derive their authority from the state.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

Also note that states cannot declare bankruptcy (as that term is used in federal law - they *can* become insolvent) but entities below state level (generally, counties, cities, towns, and those crazy things in Lousyana, parrishes) can file for "BK" because they are considered corporate entities from a federal perspective. Well, that's what I remember from my 1 semester bankruptcy class in law school. (Most satisfying B+ I ever earned.)

Posted by: SFGoth at December 16, 2021 12:20 AM (KAi1n)

492 A perfectly fair reaction. Kinda like how audiences divide on Lolita.

There's an offbeat, well done horror movie called Deadgirl that, for lack of better term, involves necrophilia.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 16, 2021 12:20 AM (QU5/8)

493 Rockets ain't "environmentally friendly" as the sandal wearers define it anyway they burn kerosene, liquid oxygen, hydrogen, etc. Then there's the fun hypergolic propellants, hydrazine and other fun stuff.

Fun Fact: The Apollo lunar module ascent engine used hypergolic propellants for simplicity and reliability. While the design itself was extensively tested, the engine itself could only be used once, because of the highly corrosive nature of the propellants. So the first (and only) time the engine was ever fired, it had to work. Or the Astronauts would have been stranded.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 16, 2021 12:21 AM (tLZ4Q)

494 Corbon > Carbon

Okay not really

Posted by: Just a side note at December 16, 2021 12:21 AM (9YKBM)

495 >> I thought these rockets burnt hydrogen with oxygen, no carbon

Many rocket engines do burn H2. Others burn kerosene (RP-1). Musk is concentrating on some methane burners now, as that has some bearing on operating on Mars. Wants to work out the technology.

For example, the first stage of the Saturn V burned RP-1 and LOX. Second and third stages were LH2 and LOX.

Posted by: Dr. Quincy, suiting up at December 16, 2021 12:21 AM (Mzdiz)

496 "Das stimmt" and "genau". I then explained to him what they mean "that's right (correct)" and "exactly". He was hearing that all trip long and constantly telling me. I did a lot of chuckling.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 15, 2021 11:59 PM (KAi1n)

So... "Da Stimmt" is german for "ya sure"...

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 16, 2021 12:22 AM (evAgx)

497 What's the title of the club/That's made for sexual play?
C-I-R-C-L-E J-E-R-and-K
Hey! there, Hi! there, Ho! there/No matter straight or gay
C-I-R-C-L-E J-E-R-and-K
Circle jerk!
Circle jerk!
Together let us hold our units/TIGHT/TIGHT, TIGHT, TIGHT...

to the tune of the Mickey Mouse Club...

Posted by: The CNN Club at December 16, 2021 12:22 AM (bW8dp)

498 derive their authority from the state

I found that out when I needed an internationally accepted marriage certificate. It turned out that the usual county-issued marriage certificate wasn't good enough - I needed a a Marriage Certificate with an Apostille, which only the state can issue. States have standing under international law, counties don't.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 16, 2021 12:24 AM (I2/tG)

499 > Musk is concentrating on some methane burners now, as that has some bearing on operating on Mars.

Yeah, current gen burns RP-1. Next gen is methane (which is, of course, still a hydrocarbon).

Posted by: The CNN Club at December 16, 2021 12:24 AM (bW8dp)

500 Liz needs to bale that hair.

Posted by: creeper at December 16, 2021 12:25 AM (cTCuP)

501 > It turned out that the usual county-issued marriage certificate wasn't good enough

Interesting. All marriage certificates are state-level here.

Posted by: The CNN Club at December 16, 2021 12:26 AM (bW8dp)

502 They ( people working on colonization of Mars) are actually working on theory of a living habitat similar to how it was in the movie Total Recall. Seal up the Martian caves and create oxygen from the Martian ice.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 16, 2021 12:26 AM (9YKBM)

503

Fart Girl's methane would be sustainable, locally sourced, and carbon-neutral, yes?

Posted by: Zettai at December 16, 2021 12:26 AM (R9E27)

504 RP1 easier to fuel, safer, still great thrust to weight

Posted by: Parametric at December 16, 2021 12:27 AM (eOSuW)

505 Commercial sex?

Once every fifteen minutes.

Posted by: creeper at December 16, 2021 12:27 AM (cTCuP)

506 Carbon units must die!
Posted by: Veeger

But first, you will blow me.

Posted by: Beejer at December 16, 2021 12:27 AM (KAi1n)

507 (Part I)
Evening, Horde. Had a pleasant hour so so training for the future. Had Grandson The Elder help me install a runner in the entryway...

"We'll use this side for lining it up. The other side has all those irregularities, like the the stairs, where your Grandma puts her eBay packages, and the shoe stack. And the end isn't square...see?...so we pull it back a bit and you'd need a measuring tape to know that...the rubber mesh mat will keep things in place when the dog is chasing a cat across here...use these crown staples from a pneumatic gun. The squeeze kind is for school projects and will pull loose on a rug or a furniture repair...I know it's too long. We'll trim it with a carpet knife. Use the right too for the job. Then we can put a welcome mat over the cut edge. Grandma changes them every few weeks for whatever season it is anyways..."

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 16, 2021 12:27 AM (8C7+r)

508 > You don't understand. That's what's "carbon indulgences" are for - Musk is supposed to spend billions "offsetting" setting gigantic tanks of hydrocarbons on fire by reforesting the Amazon or something.

Yeah, he doesn't seem like the kind of guy who's going to give in to that kind of bullshit.

He's already busy packing up all his shit in California and moving it to Texas.

Posted by: The CNN Club at December 16, 2021 12:27 AM (bW8dp)

509 (Part II)
I know he won't remember this in his 11 year old mind next week, but I am certain in a decade or so, when his blushing bride brings home a scrap of rug from the store, he'll remember. Son has commented numerous times on such things.

I cherish small things like this. I expect to be gone before this pays off for my Grandson, but I feel really good about it, nonetheless.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 16, 2021 12:29 AM (8C7+r)

510 fwiw, if you go to mars with spacex, everybody is going to be musk's bitch.

no fucky fucky no oxygen for you.

which, in fairness, is how I would run things too

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 12:30 AM (K3ZCc)

511 For some sooper nerd action..always love watching this slow mo of apollo 11 launch - 8 minutes to watch 30 seconds of realtime

tinyurl.com/3mrmuwvj

Posted by: a dude in MI at December 16, 2021 12:31 AM (+I6Y/)

512 > I cherish small things like this. I expect to be gone before this pays off for my Grandson, but I feel really good about it, nonetheless.

You're a good grandpa.

I use things I learned from old men all the time, and not just how to drink whiskey and shoot craps. And yeah, I think about them.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 16, 2021 12:31 AM (bW8dp)

513 495 >> I thought these rockets burnt hydrogen with oxygen, no carbon

Many rocket engines do burn H2. Others burn kerosene (RP-1). Musk is concentrating on some methane burners now, as that has some bearing on operating on Mars. Wants to work out the technology.

For example, the first stage of the Saturn V burned RP-1 and LOX. Second and third stages were LH2 and LOX.

Posted by: Dr. Quincy, suiting up at December 16, 2021 12:21 AM (Mzdiz)


Didn't the first stage of the Saturn V and III burn gasoline? Mebbe kerosene. Have to check...

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 16, 2021 12:31 AM (8C7+r)

514 I'm biased of course when I say Texas is the best state in the union but I have to admit I think it's probably the ugliest state geographically speaking.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 16, 2021 12:31 AM (9YKBM)

515 "Then there's the fun hypergolic propellants, hydrazine and other fun stuff."

Cordrazine > Hydrazine
Different kind of blast

Posted by: SFGoth at December 16, 2021 12:31 AM (KAi1n)

516 > Didn't the first stage of the Saturn V and III burn gasoline? Mebbe kerosene.

RP-1 is basically just specially-refined kerosene. Similar to JP-1 jet fuel, which is also specially-refined kerosene, but with slightly different characteristics.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 16, 2021 12:32 AM (bW8dp)

517 Musk's Misfit should've been "promoted" to the crew pressure washing the carbon deposits off of the blast/water-trough from the launch pads.

She wants to clean up carbon, this ought to have been her dream job. Give her a carbon-fiber vibrator as a "bonus".

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 16, 2021 12:33 AM (QzJWU)

518 All I know about rocket engines I learned from Estes. Gotta love those D-engines.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 16, 2021 12:33 AM (KAi1n)

519 Good night, all.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 16, 2021 12:34 AM (bW8dp)

520 512 You're a good grandpa.

I use things I learned from old men all the time, and not just how to drink whiskey and shoot craps. And yeah, I think about them.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 16, 2021 12:31 AM (bW8dp)


Thanks. My Grandpa was a carpenter and plumber and when the Depression hit, sold almost everything (except his tools) and bought a camper trailer, hit the road, and provided for the family for better part of a decade with his skills. I learned a lot about hand tools and the amazing things you can do with them from him at about the same age.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 16, 2021 12:34 AM (8C7+r)

521

I've heard there are more hydrogen atoms in a litre of paraffin than there are in a litre of liquid hydrogen

Posted by: Zettai at December 16, 2021 12:35 AM (R9E27)

522 What fuel is used that carries our nuclear warheads?

Posted by: Just a side note at December 16, 2021 12:35 AM (9YKBM)

523 Didn't the first stage of the Saturn V and III burn gasoline? Mebbe kerosene. Have to check...
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 16, 2021 12:31 AM (8C7+r)

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With all that indigenous expertise, Space-X might end up burning cottonwood trees.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 16, 2021 12:35 AM (VxC1e)

524
Yeah, RP-1 is just kerosene, although refined to some particular specs.

Posted by: Dr. Quincy, suiting up at December 16, 2021 12:36 AM (Mzdiz)

525 For some sooper nerd action..always love watching this slow mo of apollo 11 launch - 8 minutes to watch 30 seconds of realtime

tinyurl.com/3mrmuwvj
Posted by: a dude in


the sprint is more fun

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 12:37 AM (K3ZCc)

526

JP-1 is just kerosene/paraffin as well, refined to some specification

Posted by: Zettai at December 16, 2021 12:38 AM (R9E27)

527 518 All I know about rocket engines I learned from Estes. Gotta love those D-engines.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 16, 2021 12:33 AM (KAi1n)

Did Estes kits in Jr High.

Had no kids from first marriage, so became a father in my 40s. Son was 11. Our bonding moment was making matchstick rockets on the kitchen table.

A couple years later, got him into model rockets. I did Hi Power at the same time. Lots of fun for 5 years or so.

About time to introduce Grandson The Elder to that...

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 16, 2021 12:38 AM (8C7+r)

528 526 JP-1 is just kerosene/paraffin as well, refined to some specification
Posted by: Zettai at December 16, 2021 12:38 AM (R9E27)


Aren't all the the JPs basically kerosene? Sure smells like a torpedo heater sitting on the loading ramp.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 16, 2021 12:39 AM (8C7+r)

529 One of my regrets in life is not being able to observe a Saturn V launch, by all accounts it was amazing. Very loud. Spectators were 2 miles away, and could feel the rumbling in their chest.

The very first (unmanned) launch, Walter Cronkite was providing live commentary, and thought his broadcast shack was going to get knocked over. He was a dyed in the wool leftist douche of the first water, but he did love him some US space program, at least.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 16, 2021 12:41 AM (tLZ4Q)

530 Aren't all the the JPs basically kerosene? Sure smells like a torpedo heater sitting on the loading ramp.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 16, 2021 12:39 AM



Diesel fuel, too, but even less refined

Posted by: Zettai at December 16, 2021 12:41 AM (R9E27)

531 > What fuel is used that carries our nuclear warheads?

Current Air Force cruise missiles are turbofans running regular jet fuel.

Minuteman III ICBMs are solid fuel.

Trident II sub missiles are also solid fuel.

You generally don't want exotic cryogenic propellants (like liquid oxygen and hydrogen) for a missile that needs to set ready to launch for an extended period of time, so they tend to go with solid fuel.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 16, 2021 12:42 AM (bW8dp)

532 522 What fuel is used that carries our nuclear warheads?
Posted by: Just a side note at December 16, 2021 12:35 AM (9YKBM)

US uses solid fuel

Posted by: a dude in MI at December 16, 2021 12:43 AM (+I6Y/)

533 catch up!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

"You're a MEAN one, Mr. Grinch !"

Posted by: JT at December 16, 2021 12:44 AM (arJlL)

534 Yeah, the RP-1 is just highly refined kero with some consistent carbon chain jiggery-pokery and probably no sulfur. Something like that. Just Boutique Kerosene, with no contaminates.

Mixed with liquid Oxygen, makes for a pretty good fuel.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 16, 2021 12:44 AM (tLZ4Q)

535 Plus...you dont want to be at the gas pump waiting to fill up the ICBM when the SHTF

Posted by: a dude in MI at December 16, 2021 12:44 AM (+I6Y/)

536
The Saturn V was awesome. It was majestic and mighty. Mighty is good adjective for it, and the F-1 first-stage engines.

I would love to experience riding a Saturn V to orbit. Maybe if someone invents a holodeck soon, I can.

As a young boy, I remember reading a lot of Apollo books, which I still have somewhere, and some of those contained some of the most poetic descriptions of the mighty Saturn V launching you've ever read.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 16, 2021 12:45 AM (Mzdiz)

537 the nice thing about the liquid fueled rockts is that they have the nox switch under the seat should they need something extra as they head into beijing

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 12:45 AM (K3ZCc)

538 About time to introduce Grandson The Elder to that...
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 16, 2021 12:38 AM (8C7+r)

Almost time to teach grandson that a good cigar isn't just something you puff on.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 16, 2021 12:45 AM (axyOa)

539 BREAKING: Dr Oz refuses to state when he believes life begins. Refuses to answer question, tries to change the subject to the Constitution
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Mehmet occupies that rare strata with Jordan Peterson, hated by the left, and disliked by the thinking right. I guess Fox News is in that strata, too. And Westboro Baptist. And Kanye.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist., Rickrolled by Jesus at December 16, 2021 12:48 AM (OssQ4)

540 536I would love to experience riding a Saturn V to orbit. Maybe if someone invents a holodeck soon, I can.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 16, 2021 12:45 AM (Mzdiz)


I think the max G is like 3.75. So, add in the vibration, and I think you have that.

I am unsure about the sound. I've shot am M1 Abrams and you don't hear much blast, just the mechanical sound of the breach. With a space suit helmet on, I expect much the same.

Mission Space at Disney world will give you on the order of 3 Gs, IIANM. No vibration, though.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 16, 2021 12:51 AM (8C7+r)

541 *yawn* 'Night, delightful people.

Posted by: creeper at December 16, 2021 12:52 AM (cTCuP)

542 538 About time to introduce Grandson The Elder to that...
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 16, 2021 12:38 AM (8C7+r)

Almost time to teach grandson that a good cigar isn't just something you puff on.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 16, 2021 12:45 AM (axyOa)


Hah! I am still trying to educate Son on spirits. "Old man likker" he says!

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 16, 2021 12:53 AM (8C7+r)

543 You're a better man than I. But then, I'm not a man at all...
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

That's good; else Publius would have to turn in his weedwhacker.

Posted by: JT at December 16, 2021 12:54 AM (arJlL)

544 Thanks guys . Kind of assumed it was solid fuel but didn't know what made up the solid fuel. Quick look up says aluminum and ammonium perchlorate.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 16, 2021 12:55 AM (9YKBM)

545 "I use things I learned from old men all the time, and not just how to drink whiskey and shoot craps."

I learned to shoot craps from a middle-aged woman. Selma Ziff, 6th grade teacher, Pine Ridge Elem., Fairfax, Va. 1978/79. Best teacher I ever had. Best teacher anyone could ever have (besides whomever homeskooled them). We studied probability by learning to shoot craps with M&Ms for chips. We did "math fundies" every morning -- 4 math probs (1 of each basic type) and 2 minutes to do all 4. I rarely got more than 2 right. Our world geography test was a map of the then-world. The bonus question was the capitals of each country. We dissected a frog (disgusting), we learned what Refusniks were (Mrs. Ziff was Hebe), we studied Mao, the Cultural Revolution, the "Leap" (and none of it was positive), pre-Kruschev USSR (and none of it was positive) and we read books like "1984", "Animal Farm", and "Anthem". (And "Flatland", one of my all-time favorites.) But best of all, craps. To this day, I shoot wrong way.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 16, 2021 12:55 AM (KAi1n)

546 537 the nice thing about the liquid fueled rockts is that they have the nox switch under the seat should they need something extra as they head into beijing
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 12:45 AM (K3ZCc)


Actually, I was about to get into NO2 in rocketry when we shut down the hobby here (9/11 headaches)

My Hi Power stuff was using Ammonium Chlorate ComPosite fuel (APCP).

What I wanted to try was hybrid fuel. Basically, NO2 as the oxidizer and paper as the fuel.

Might dabble in that if I can interest Grandson in rockets.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 16, 2021 12:57 AM (8C7+r)

547 But best of all, craps. To this day, I shoot wrong way.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 16, 2021 12:55 AM (KAi1n

Did she teach about the behind the line bet? Best odds in the casino.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 16, 2021 12:58 AM (9YKBM)

548 If they had doubled down on it or put out rainbow kettles, I'd feel differently. But as is, I can't let one mess up undo their history of good works. Jesus forgives me, I can be forgiving too.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 15, 2021 11:56 PM


You are much more forgiving than I am, especially since The Salvation Army is not the one and only charity. I don't think their response was sufficient. I think they *did* double-down:

"Consequently, for both reasons, the International Social Justice Commission has now withdrawn the guide for appropriate review" -- They have an "International Social Justice Commission"; They are still "reviewing" the document.
"occasionally publishes internal study guides on various complex topics" == "SA-ISJC is so much smarter than you deplorables"
"the guide "Let's Talk About Racism," was issued as a voluntary resource" -- just like the "voluntary" DIE meetings I have to attend at work.
"International Headquarters realized that certain aspects of the guide may need to be clarified"-- Clarified? They should unequivocally renounce it.

Posted by: Chuck C at December 16, 2021 12:58 AM (EughT)

549
Houston, I had a problem. I heard Miley hollering and cussing. What in the world is wrong....turns out Spectrum fucked up and Hallmark dropped out. Past couple of nights, they've been fucking up and losing channels.

Luckily I save the day by getting it over the internet from Spectrum and then "casting" it to the TV with Chrome.

And CPU is only 2 - 3% on this machine doing that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 16, 2021 12:59 AM (Mzdiz)

550 SFGoth. Everything after Ms. Ziff, was (not insultingly) acquiring credentials.

But she gave you your EDUCATION.

Mine was provided by a Deputy of the San Diego Marshall's Department, long since subsumed into the S.D. Sheriff's Office, alas.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 16, 2021 12:59 AM (QzJWU)

551 Correction. APCP = Ammonium Perchlorate Composite Propellant (fuel is basically rubber and AP).

The 9/11 things was BATF trying to classify APCP as an explosive.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 16, 2021 01:01 AM (8C7+r)

552 Unfortunately I didn't have a 'best' teacher. They were all meh. Unless you count the hot Spanish language teacher.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 16, 2021 01:02 AM (9YKBM)

553 Hallmark dropped out. Past couple of nights, they've been fucking up and losing channels.

Luckily I save the day by getting it over the internet from Spectrum and then "casting" it to the TV with Chrome.

And CPU is only 2 - 3% on this machine doing that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 16, 2021 12:59 AM (Mzdiz)

My hero!

*back to Hallmark*

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - #SuperStraight at December 16, 2021 01:04 AM (Mzdiz)

554 Yet another driveby to say hiya and goodnight.

Be safe and sleep well, good people.


Posted by: irongrampa at December 16, 2021 01:04 AM (KATBx)

555
Saturn V g-limit was set at 3.98g. Call that 4g. Note this is the felt acceleration, not the actual coordinate acceleration of the vehicle.

(If I'm feeling 1g, what I'm doing? Sitting still, not accelerating. If I'm accelerating up at 1g coordinate acceleration, I'm feeling 2g). This can get confusing about the g-values you see.

On the first stage, they cut the center engine out about 26 seconds or so before burn out to limit that felt acceleration as the propellant mass was nearing empty. It did exceed 4g a time or two, IIRC.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 16, 2021 01:08 AM (Mzdiz)

556 I'm watching a movie about a disgraced Spetsnaz commando who leads a gang of Kung Fu Gopniks on a raid of a mafia owned weapons plant turned vodka factory, as revenge for his father's murder by the chief goon in their syndicate... Palp would've loved this.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 16, 2021 01:10 AM (2ABQr)

557 I'm watching a movie about a disgraced Spetsnaz commando who leads a gang of Kung Fu Gopniks on a raid of a mafia owned weapons plant turned vodka factory, as revenge for his father's murder by the chief goon in their syndicate... Palp would've loved this.
Posted by: Y


is there a sit in a closet and drink sterno optin?

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 01:11 AM (K3ZCc)

558 has anybdy seen red?

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 01:12 AM (K3ZCc)

559 >> has anybdy seen red?

No. He an I were corresponding regularly via email about the coof shit, and he just dropped off the radar. I haven't heard from him in a few weeks.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 16, 2021 01:13 AM (Mzdiz)

560 ..has anybdy seen red? Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 01:12 AM (K3ZCc)

No, and I have emailed to him. Dammit.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 16, 2021 01:14 AM (QzJWU)

561 has anybdy seen red?
Posted by: confederatefifth

Or AOP ?

Posted by: JT at December 16, 2021 01:14 AM (arJlL)

562 if you read from him again send my regards, not my best regards, just some regards

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 01:14 AM (K3ZCc)

563 Or AOP ?

he has been around with a few days

red has not been here for a bit, too bit

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 01:15 AM (K3ZCc)

564 somebody have steve go to his housse for a welfare check,

do not knock, just go in through a window

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 01:17 AM (K3ZCc)

565 [isomebody have steve go to his housse for a welfare check, do not knock, just go in through a window
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 01:17 AM (K3ZCc)

You'd have to dispatch him via DoorDash, with a bag fulla Taco Hell.

And a step ladder and someone who knows how to wield a crowbar, without having to consult Quora.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 16, 2021 01:20 AM (QzJWU)

566 You'd have to dispatch him via DoorDash, with a bag fulla Taco Hell.

And a step ladder and someone who knows how to wield a crowbar, without having to consult Quora.

J


Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 01:21 AM (xj4N4)

567 It's really disheartening to see people dissing somebody who isn't here any more.

Posted by: JQ at December 16, 2021 01:22 AM (dB4Iz)

568 It's really disheartening to see people dissing somebody who isn't here any more.

Posted by: J


nobody is dissing anybody

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 01:24 AM (xj4N4)

569 It's really disheartening to see people dissing somebody who isn't here any more.

Posted by: JQ at December 16, 2021 01:22 AM


Agree.

Posted by: Chuck C at December 16, 2021 01:25 AM (EughT)

570 Sure, C5. Sure Jan. Whatever.

Posted by: JQ at December 16, 2021 01:25 AM (dB4Iz)

571 ..It's really disheartening to see people dissing somebody who isn't here any more. Posted by: JQ at December 16, 2021 01:22 AM (dB4Iz)

So it was you who dissed my post in a morning thread, today? (no, I know it wasn't you, respect, JQ). But, VPNs now are cheap and easily deployed.

Besides. We still snark on Tickled Pink, and without recrimination. Objection?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 16, 2021 01:26 AM (QzJWU)

572 Sure, C5. Sure Jan. Whatever.
Posted by: J

I have been friends with steve forever, I would say the same thing whether he is here or not

as for dissing somebody, if I were I would never deny dissing somebody.

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 01:27 AM (xj4N4)

573 Posted by: Jim at December 16, 2021 01:26 AM (QzJWU)

Tickle Pink is a whole different animal. Chem Jeff would probably be better comparison.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 16, 2021 01:28 AM (9YKBM)

574 we need ben rothlisberger to splain things to jq

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 01:30 AM (xj4N4)

575 Jim SND:

Maybe I missed something re: qdp. Never saw him get nasty but then I don't spend my life here. I saw that he was often ridiculed for mentioning some other forum (LOL!) and he seemed quite silly-- but not malicious.

Ticked Pink simply HAD to be a fake. Too stupid to be believable. Qdp didn't meet that, IMO.

So shoot me.

Posted by: JQ at December 16, 2021 01:31 AM (dB4Iz)

576
Apollo 11 Flight Evaluation Report:

https://tinyurl.com/2p9p97kw

Figure 4.3 on page 55 shows the inertial (felt) acceleration of the vehicle throughout its ascent to orbit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 16, 2021 01:31 AM (Mzdiz)

577 nobody was having fun at steves expense that you do not understand is about you

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 01:32 AM (xj4N4)

578 Posted by: Jim at December 16, 2021 01:26 AM (QzJWU)

Tickle Pink is a whole different animal. Chem Jeff would probably be better comparison.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 16, 2021 01:28
-----
Those were the days...cue Archie Bunker show.

Posted by: Farmer at December 16, 2021 01:33 AM (55Qr6)

579 Hey all! So many e-mails. 100s.

Quick question. New boyfriend promised he wouldn't do that thing. You know, in my mouth. Anyway, is that kind of promise legally binding in the state of Indiana?

Posted by: Pickled Stink at December 16, 2021 01:33 AM (QU5/8)

580 Tickled Pink was a horror show. I used to just bail when I'd see that nic. High level trolling by that one. I'm guessing it was a dude.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 16, 2021 01:34 AM (2ABQr)

581 Quick question. New boyfriend promised he wouldn't do that thing. You know, in my mouth. Anyway, is that kind of promise legally binding in the state of Indiana?


no, but it does mean you are married

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 01:35 AM (xj4N4)

582 was a horror show. I used to just bail when I'd see that nic. High level trolling by that one. I'm guessing it was a dude.
Posted by: Y


the thing is is how many at the horde wanted to be her champin

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 01:36 AM (xj4N4)

583 One of my regrets in life is not being able to observe a Saturn V launch, by all accounts it was amazing. Very loud. Spectators were 2 miles away, and could feel the rumbling in their chest.

I can't speak for Saturn V, but I saw a Shuttle launch at night. Yes, you could feel the sound, it was that loud. And the light was so bright, you could still see the rocket about 60 miles out over the Atlantic.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 16, 2021 01:36 AM (BMmaB)

584 I can't speak for Saturn V, but I saw a Shuttle launch at night. Yes, you could feel the sound, it was that loud. And the light was so bright, you could still see the rocket about 60 miles out over the Atlantic.


since I have flown both, but not recently, I assure you that the saturn was a much mor fun ride

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 01:37 AM (xj4N4)

585 >>>the thing is is how many at the horde wanted to be her champin

You can always tell those who aren't getting laid.

Posted by: mikethemoose at December 16, 2021 01:37 AM (T/vhV)

586 I still bust on CJ when needed, but only as an example. Did so with Steve, by way of illustration, on my last post in his personal direction.

At which point, Steve had already been banned. My post his way was essentially "willowed", and of little effect. Previous to the Poker Hell towards the TxMoMeet, I had always had positive comms with Steve. My rebukes to him as to the Poker Hell as to the MoMeet, well, a literate man can read and discern. Not condemnatory, but advisory, as to boundaries and permissions. Not MY permission, but that of the Hosts, and Ben Had in particular.

But then, I do fail in clarity, every now n' then.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 16, 2021 01:37 AM (QzJWU)

587 Yeah, Tickled Pink wasn't nearly as entertaining as Stuck on Stupid or Uncle Palpatine.

Posted by: JQ at December 16, 2021 01:38 AM (dB4Iz)

588 You can always tell those who aren't getting laid.
Posted by: m

yes

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 01:38 AM (xj4N4)

589 Yeah Palp was fun, and he was having fun with it. I miss that guy. Tickled Pink can stay gone, please.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 16, 2021 01:40 AM (2ABQr)

590 I find it endlssly amusing that Steve is delivering del taco in a oh6 for uber eats

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 01:40 AM (xj4N4)

591 quit saying its name

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 01:44 AM (xj4N4)

592
With the solid boosters, the Shuttle sort of jumped off the pad. The Saturn V was slower and more majestic. Dignified. It ascended off the pad regally.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 16, 2021 01:44 AM (Mzdiz)

593
Whatever you do, don't stare in the mirror and say "Tickled Pink" 3 times. I'm not sure what will happen, but here it's like Sam Neil in Event Horizon. You'll rip out your own eyeballs.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 16, 2021 01:45 AM (Mzdiz)

594 Finally someone else who's seen Event Horizon. One of my top 3 horror movies.

Posted by: mikethemoose at December 16, 2021 01:47 AM (T/vhV)

595 Finally someone else who's seen Event Horizon. One of my top 3 horror movies.
Posted by: m


it has been discussed here before and is generally forbidden before bedtime.

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 01:48 AM (xj4N4)

596
You missed our Event Horizon discussion here a few nights ago. Many here dig it, including me. I watched again the other night after our discussion.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 16, 2021 01:48 AM (Mzdiz)

597 Dang. Well not like I can pop in every night.

Posted by: mikethemoose at December 16, 2021 01:49 AM (T/vhV)

598 Do we know that the prostitutes that the FBI agents hired were actually women? I know we all naturally leap to that conclusion, but I don't see any mention of their sex. Which, if they weren't, is exactly what the FBI IG would do to hide it.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 16, 2021 01:49 AM (BMmaB)

599 Dang. Well not like I can pop in every night.
Posted by: m

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 01:50 AM (xj4N4)

600 >>598 Do we know that the prostitutes that the FBI agents hired were actually women?

Comey. Strzoc. For certain values of "FBI women prostitutes."

Posted by: ZOD at December 16, 2021 01:56 AM (M3Z2J)

601 Do we know that the prostitutes that the FBI agents hired were actually women?

Comey. Strzoc. For certain values of "FBI women prostitutes."
Posted by: Z


do we know the agents are men

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 01:58 AM (xj4N4)

602
NASA used to have a "competition" about heart rate. Who was the lowest. Who was the coolest customer.

IIRC, John Young held the record. During the launch of Apollo 17, his heart rate was 70. Charlie Duke, sitting next to him, had a heart rate of 144 during launch.

When Young was landing the LM on the Moon, he did get a little excited, his heart rate hit 90. Neil Armstrong's heart rate hit 170 during that period.

Young said he was just too old for it to beat any faster.

That is. The. Right. Stuff. Moonwalker Stuff.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 16, 2021 01:59 AM (Mzdiz)

603 >>do we know the agents are men Posted by: C

Are they not men? Are they Devo?

Posted by: ZOD at December 16, 2021 02:00 AM (M3Z2J)

604
Errata: That's Apollo 16 Young was the commander.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 16, 2021 02:02 AM (Mzdiz)

605 >>>Are they not men?

They identify as non-binary furry demon kind gender gaseous.

Posted by: mikethemoose at December 16, 2021 02:03 AM (T/vhV)

606
Somehow I don't think John Young would rip his eyeballs out for anything. He'd probably look into the Core of Event Horizon and say "meh..."

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 16, 2021 02:06 AM (Mzdiz)

607 >>nobody is dissing anybody Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 01:24 AM (xj4N4)

(Looks up from cluttered desk of papers)

All are dissed.

(Resumes shuffling through papers).

Posted by: ZOD at December 16, 2021 02:07 AM (M3Z2J)

608 When Young was landing the LM on the Moon, he did get a little excited, his heart rate hit 90. Neil Armstrong's heart rate hit 170 during that period.

Young said he was just too old for it to beat any faster.

That is. The. Right. Stuff. Moonwalker Stuff.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 16, 2021 01:59 AM (Mzdiz)

Simpler. There are those who can control their emotions to the point where others thing they have none. I can show you an evaluation from Desert Strom, that says I am the most calm person in an emergency my Commanding Officer had ever scene. It's not that those emotions are not there, but that those emotions are counterproductive to survival.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 16, 2021 02:09 AM (oHd/0)

609 ZOD.

Reshuffle your papers. You dissed yourself 10 pages, three paragraphs, two sentences ago.

Or, as your girlfriend might tell you.. "you know what you did!"

/snrk

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

/hasta la nite nite, horde!

Posted by: Jim at December 16, 2021 02:10 AM (QzJWU)

610 nobody is dissing anybody Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 01:24 AM (xj4N4)

(Looks up from cluttered desk of papers)

All are dissed.

(Resumes shuffling through papers).
Posted by: Z


just saying I was not at that min.

is there dissing that need doing?

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 02:16 AM (xj4N4)

611 Drive-by meh.

Posted by: ZOD at December 16, 2021 02:17 AM (M3Z2J)

612 Thanks texas anti-abortion supreme court ruling. California and new york will use the ruling so people can sue gun owners, gun dealers and private sellers, gun manufactures now. We will do to guns what texas is doing to abortion clinics!

Posted by: raimondo at December 16, 2021 02:23 AM (1/DTn)

613 no

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 02:24 AM (xj4N4)

614 So you'll just shoot the fetuses?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 16, 2021 02:25 AM (Mzdiz)

615 >>California and new york will use the ruling so people can sue gun owners, gun dealers and private sellers, gun manufactures now. Posted by: raimondo at December 16, 2021 02:23 AM (1/DTn)

The residents of California and New York will suffer.

Residents of both states should suffer whenever possible.

Karma is balanced.

Posted by: ZOD at December 16, 2021 02:26 AM (M3Z2J)

616 We should just kick CA and NY out of the US. Let them be their own countries.

Wouldn't they (and we!) be happier that way anyhow?

Posted by: JQ at December 16, 2021 02:28 AM (dB4Iz)

617 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THEY THINK IT'S OKAY TO KILL THE UNBORN BUT GUNS ARE JUST TOOOO ICKY!!!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 16, 2021 02:34 AM (dB4Iz)

618 S.49, FOPA, will completely Trump any misguided attempts by Gov.Brylcreem to try to use TX abortion laws against the 2nd. Amendment.

Done and Done.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 16, 2021 02:36 AM (QzJWU)

619 Drudge: Hillary 2024?

Things just keep getting weirder.

Posted by: ZOD at December 16, 2021 02:39 AM (M3Z2J)

620 bullets are not protected under 2nd amendment.

Posted by: raimondo at December 16, 2021 02:39 AM (1/DTn)

621 sigh

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 02:43 AM (xj4N4)

622 Shillary? Can't that old battleaxe just crawl back under her rock?

Posted by: JQ at December 16, 2021 02:44 AM (dB4Iz)

623 everybody has already read the analysis of newsom's yammering and there is no there there

what is more his yammering is going to undercut his law in the way that they "work around" yammering has.

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 02:45 AM (xj4N4)

624 ..bullets are not protected under 2nd amendment.
Posted by: raimondo at December 16, 2021 02:39 AM (1/DTn)


Yes, actually, they are. "Arms", are inclusive of their munitions, or "Arms", are moot. And, being "not infringed", they are NOT moot.

YOU however, might want to seek cover, more sooner than later? You never know when Antifa or BLM will mistake you for Just Another White Boy, and beat you to death with a skateboard, right? Bet you'd wish you were "bearing arms", then, right? RIGHT?! Yeah, shuddup, shitprickwimp. Bare your arm for your next Pelosi tattoo, maybe.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 16, 2021 02:47 AM (QzJWU)

625 Neither are you, sparky

Posted by: Common Tater at December 16, 2021 02:52 AM (tLZ4Q)

626 your opinion that bullets are coverd by 2nd amend. is not a supreme court ruling.

Posted by: raimondo at December 16, 2021 02:52 AM (1/DTn)

627 >>626 your opinion that bullets are coverd by 2nd amend. is not a supreme court ruling.
Posted by: raimondo at December 16, 2021 02:52 AM (1/DTn)

(Shhhh. He's supposed to be finishing his algebra homework...)

Posted by: ZOD at December 16, 2021 02:56 AM (M3Z2J)

628
So, Retardo, ink is not covered under the 1st Amendment?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 16, 2021 02:57 AM (Mzdiz)

629 [i your opinion that bullets are coverd by 2nd amend. is not a supreme court ruling. Posted by: raimondo at December 16, 2021 02:52 AM (1/DTn)

Has your opinion that it's NOT, been ruled as such by any lower courts? Is your opinion as such, being in conflict between any lower Circuit Courts now leading up to a subsequent Supreme Court decision? No?

Then this is when you step off the Fuck You Train, and start walking, punk.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 16, 2021 02:57 AM (QzJWU)

630
Throw Retardo in the Demon Core of the Event Horizon.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 16, 2021 02:57 AM (Mzdiz)

631 @628 No and bullets are not mentioned in the 2nd amendment. arms are not bullets.

Posted by: raimondo at December 16, 2021 02:59 AM (1/DTn)

632 This precedent has been set: Fed.Guv Laws mean exactly jack and squat anymore.

It's gonna suck to be *you* raimondo, when your side finally pushes us all off the cliff.

Posted by: JQ at December 16, 2021 03:01 AM (dB4Iz)

633 Mornin'
(sips coffee)

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 16, 2021 03:03 AM (sAmhv)

634 I'm goin' to sleep.

Y'all assrape Rmondork with the 2nd Amendment and vigorously so, at that?

Rmdbitch will consider it a favor, to be thoroughly Rogered as such, as provided by the Horde.

*pukes*

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 16, 2021 03:06 AM (QzJWU)

635 Ew, no thanks! 'Nite, Jim.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 16, 2021 03:07 AM (Mzdiz)

636 Hey Puddleglum. I'm in the mood for coffee, but it's soon bedtime, alas.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 16, 2021 03:09 AM (Mzdiz)

637 Massachusetts. Rhode island, Connecticut, Illinois, Hawaii, Oregon and Washington will get rid of bullets next!

Posted by: raimondo at December 16, 2021 03:11 AM (1/DTn)

638 Montana, Nebraska, Ireland and Nepal will get rid of sugar gliders next.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 16, 2021 03:27 AM (Mzdiz)

639 Four FBI officials engaged in sexual intercourse with foreign prostitutes, according to an internal report.



WTF. I'm right here at the home office.

Posted by: Lisa Page at December 16, 2021 03:58 AM (RAodA)

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