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Wednesday Overnight Over Thread (12/15/21)
Quote I You want to turn Philadelphia into Nazi Germany, have at it. I’m one mile from the suburbs, so if I really want to dine out, I’ll head to Bucks County. Wyatt Earp, The OK Corral Blog
Quote II It has not all been a bed of roses. What the enemy means for evil, He will make it good. I say that because tonight on the House floor, the Democrats are going to send a clear message that not only should I be referred for criminal contempt but that anybody who is a conservative and supported Donald Trump should be ashamed. They’re not going to intimidate me.” President Trump's Chief of Staff, Mark Meadows
Quote III "My family is beyond grateful and humbled by your generosity. Thank you all for being incredible human beings and reminding us that evil doesn't get to win when there is this much love to fight it" Amber Gray
If you or I were to go before Congress and lie, there would be serious consequences. If you are Congressman Adam Schiff you are expected to be a lying piece of shit.
But despite a total lack of credibility given his repeated actions, Schiff has never suffered any consequences. And what does a bad person do when they continually get away with doing bad things? They continue to do bad things. Thus, you get Schiff, during a January 6th Committee hearing yesterday, doctoring a text between Mark Meadows and Jim Jordan to push a false narrative.
Elon Musk puts Senator Fauxcahontas in her place.
Musk could have ignored Warren's lazy and lame attempt to smear his name in order to win political points, but as something of a happy warrior, he went all in with a flurry of replies on Tuesday afternoon that reminded the Twitter-verse that Warren is pretty much the last person to be calling anyone out for their life or career choices. "Stop projecting!" Musk tweeted along with a link to a story about how Warren got caught lying about her Native American ancestry in order to advance her own ambitions.
My first reaction when I read this story: Well of course they did. Laws and morality are for little peeps.
Four FBI officials engaged in sexual intercourse with foreign prostitutes, according to an internal report. The Department of Justice (DOJ) Office of the Inspector General (OIG) concluded an investigation into six FBI officials related to their involvement with foreign prostitutes, finding that four of the officials engaged in sexual intercourse, while a fifth solicited “commercial sex,” according to a report issued Tuesday by the DOJ OIG. A sixth official “committed misconduct” by failing to report the incidents, according to the report.Commercial sex?
The Salvation Army. Sucks to be them.
The Salvation Army asked for more than donations this year.
The Christian charitable organization asked all white donors to reflect on their racism this year.
Wow. After a major uproar the Salvation Army backtracked over Thanksgiving weekend and released a statement refuting the claims of their racial demands.
If the following story is true: Fools and their money are soon parted. (H/T Doof)
SWEET SMELL OF SUCCESS: ‘90 Day Fiancé’ star sells her farts for $45K a jar In a follow-up video , captioned, she informed her fans that her farts made her $45,000 (nearly $58,000 CAD) in one week. It bears repeating: $45,000 in one week … for jars of farts.
If you are ever in Bentonville, Arkansas, I would avoid the Oven and Tap.
A waitress was fired after receiving a massive tip that the restaurant manager instructed her to split with other workers. Ryan Brandt and another server got a $4,400 tip from a party of more than 40 at Oven and Tap in Bentonville, Arkansas, according to Fox 59. Each guest, thinking the money would go to the two servers specifically, put in $100. ‘We knew servers were really hit hard through Covid, and it was something that we had come up with to help give back,’ Grant Wise, who ate at the restaurant after a conference, told CBS 5.Fired for other reasons. How convenient.
I'm surprised Uncle Paste Eater hasn't granted this cop a full pardon yet.
Texas detective arrested and charged with conspiracy to harbor illegal aliens Per Bill Melugin, a detective with the Eagle Pass, TX Police Department was arrested today and charged with conspiracy to harbor illegal aliens. The FBI is investigating the case and he faces up to 10 years in prison if convicted.
The FBI investigating? Which Special Agents the ones that lie to congress or sleep with foreign whores?
A former SpaceX engineer claims that there is a culture of sexual harassment at Elon Musk’s space launch venture, and expressed her concerns about any future Mars colony. Ashley Kosak described the successful NASA partner organisation as being in a "state of disrepair and dysfunction" and Musk himself comes in for particular criticism. She compared the South African tech billionaire to "a sadistic and abusive man" she had known in the past. "Elon makes promises he doesn’t hold himself accountable to," Kosak wrote in feminist blog Lioness.Until Mars is colonized I think Ms. Kosak needs to concentrate on shaving her legs or something.
David Fuller: Hospital morgue worker who sexually abused at least 102 corpses sentenced to life in jail
David Fuller murdered two women and sexually abused at least 102 corpses in hospital mortuaries
Hospital electrician David Fuller, who sexually abused the bodies of at least 102 women and girls, has been sentenced to life in jail. Fuller, 67, killed and then sexually assaulted two
If you are going to nap on the job. Don't be a Genius Award Winner.
A baggage loader from the Mumbai airport fell asleep in the cargo hold of an Indigo Airlines Abu Dhabi-bound flight and was discovered only after the aircraft landed on Sunday. The incident took place on Airbus A320 aircraft that operated as flight 6E 1835 and took off after 2.30am IST on Sunday, safety regulator Directorate General of Civil Aviation (DGCA) said. The worker, after loading bags into the aircraft, allegedly fell asleep behind the baggage section.
Lifting "Spirits". Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
WKU Students raise more than $13,000 for liquor store leveled by tornado
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 10:03 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 15, 2021 10:03 PM (eA1RV)
Posted by: Braenyard along the line at December 15, 2021 10:03 PM (Zktzy)
Posted by: Doof at December 15, 2021 10:03 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 15, 2021 10:03 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Zettai at December 15, 2021 10:03 PM (R9E27)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 15, 2021 10:03 PM (eA1RV)
Posted by: Xiao at December 15, 2021 10:03 PM (MZgxa)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 15, 2021 10:03 PM (TO6k5)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 15, 2021 10:03 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 10:03 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 15, 2021 10:03 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Iris at December 15, 2021 10:03 PM (6lKe4)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 15, 2021 10:04 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: wing at December 15, 2021 10:04 PM (PlW9M)
Posted by: Doof at December 15, 2021 10:04 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 15, 2021 10:04 PM (eA1RV)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 15, 2021 10:05 PM (F0YaR)
Well not so much.
Posted by: Farmer at December 15, 2021 10:05 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Doof at December 15, 2021 10:05 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 15, 2021 10:04 PM (hOUT3)
Grapevine has it that he hits the F5 like a crack addicted chimp.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 15, 2021 10:05 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 15, 2021 10:03 PM (eA1RV)
Big guns. That's how we roll.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 10:05 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 15, 2021 10:05 PM (ERcy3)
Yeah I'm pretty sure that's against the rules here!
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 15, 2021 10:05 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: From That Time at December 15, 2021 10:05 PM (4780s)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 10:03 PM (Q9lwr)
Never on a hot dog
Posted by: Doof at December 15, 2021 10:06 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 15, 2021 10:04 PM (hOUT3)
Not a chance.
I'm just better than you pretenders.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 10:06 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Braenyard along the line at December 15, 2021 10:06 PM (Zktzy)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 15, 2021 10:06 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 15, 2021 10:07 PM (ERcy3)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 15, 2021 10:07 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 15, 2021 10:04 PM (eA1RV)
No COB claimed first. You just feel inadequate because you can't catch up.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 10:07 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 15, 2021 10:05 PM (aA3+G)
An ONT First on an iPhone is much more rewarding. Ask me how I know
Posted by: Doof at December 15, 2021 10:08 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Braenyard along the line at December 15, 2021 10:06 PM (Zktzy)
I saw that. It might be a game changer against drones and small missiles.
Not sure if they can generate the power to deal with big stuff yet.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 10:08 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 15, 2021 10:05 PM (aA3+G)
I'm betting he has modified one of the old semi-automatic telegraph keys to pound the heck out of the F5 key!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 15, 2021 10:09 PM (hOUT3)
Time for a thunderdome:
Two men enter, one man leaves...
#whoyagot
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 15, 2021 10:09 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: davidt at December 15, 2021 10:09 PM (WoQnt)
Posted by: Braenyard along the line at December 15, 2021 10:06 PM (Zktzy)
I hope the target wasn't another US Navy ship.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 15, 2021 10:09 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Doof at December 15, 2021 10:06 PM (mZUr4)
Well...we agree on one thing!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 10:09 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 15, 2021 10:09 PM (nxdel)
Prayers for Morons and Americans impacted by tonight's storms in the Midwest and Upper Midwest. Stay safe!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at December 15, 2021 10:10 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 10:07 PM (Q9lwr)
Where's the equity on this blog when you really need it!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 15, 2021 10:10 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 15, 2021 10:10 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 10:09 PM (Q9lwr)
That hurts you to admit, doesn't it?
Posted by: Doof at December 15, 2021 10:10 PM (mZUr4)
Well that lasted almost 12 hours!
Redstate has a hilarious headline up on it; "Kristen Synema comes flying in off the Top Rope after Democrats surrender on Build Back Better."
https://tinyurl.com/2d78atf4
Get rid of the Filibuster? Synema went out of her way to tell Politico, "Nope! Ain't happening!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 15, 2021 10:11 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 15, 2021 10:09 PM (llON
Nah probably a cargo ship in a major shipping lane!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 15, 2021 10:11 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Doof at December 15, 2021 10:10 PM (mZUr4)
It does.
I am still waiting for someone to do something about you.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 10:11 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 10:07 PM (Q9lwr)
Where's the equity on this blog when you really need it!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 15, 2021 10:10 PM (hOUT3)
The ONT promises equal opportunities, not equal results.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 15, 2021 10:11 PM (aA3+G)
Dammit CBD
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 15, 2021 10:03 PM
Dammit CBD!!!
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 15, 2021 10:03 PM
One of these is not like the other.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 15, 2021 10:12 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at December 15, 2021 10:12 PM (FcPY7)
Posted by: Braenyard along the line at December 15, 2021 10:06 PM (Zktzy)
I hope the target wasn't another US Navy ship.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 15, 2021 10:09 PM (llON
It was an annoying seagull.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 15, 2021 10:12 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 15, 2021 10:10 PM (hOUT3)
There will be equity when I am the starting point guard for the NY Knicks.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 10:12 PM (Q9lwr)
>>It was an annoying seagull.
Segulls are annoying, pelicans are assholes and don't get me started on Puffins.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 15, 2021 10:13 PM (TO6k5)
The women were presumably of age and willing so...frankly these men like deserve a *good* conduct award.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 15, 2021 10:13 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Commercial sex at December 15, 2021 10:14 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: ZOD at December 15, 2021 10:14 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 10:07 PM (Q9lwr)
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You are a jackanapes, Suh! Ahh demand satisfaction! Pistols at dawn.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 15, 2021 10:15 PM (eA1RV)
Posted by: Mr. Poop Chute at December 15, 2021 10:15 PM (JPtHE)
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 15, 2021 10:15 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Braenyard along the line at December 15, 2021 10:06 PM (Zktzy)
I hope the target wasn't another US Navy ship.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 15, 2021 10:09 PM (llON
It was an annoying seagull.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 15, 2021 10:12 PM (evAgx)
Ha! Seagulls die now!
Posted by: Yoda at December 15, 2021 10:15 PM (llON8)
CBD Later: 'oh gee, we have another liberal rino, I can't imagine how it happened.'
STOP SETTLING.
Posted by: Schlippy at December 15, 2021 10:16 PM (bgLgi)
Tom, thanks for the Betadine info you posted late in the last thread.
I would never have guessed it could be used orally.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 15, 2021 10:16 PM (BgMrQ)
Lace Wigs for Sale has all your Lace Wigs...for sale.
And also, embarrassing photos of Ewoks and Marco Rubio's garbage so...uh...we'll be getting that check soon right?
Posted by: Lace Wigs for Sale at December 15, 2021 10:16 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Mr. Poop Chute at December 15, 2021 10:16 PM (JPtHE)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 15, 2021 10:16 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: dartist at December 15, 2021 10:16 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 15, 2021 10:17 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 10:12 PM (Q9lwr)
If only to see Spike Lee's face...
It is to dream!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 15, 2021 10:17 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: CppThis at December 15, 2021 10:17 PM (UewuT)
San Francisco - home of most of the important politicians in the state of California - has been exempted from the statewide mask mandate that went live today.
Funny, that.
Posted by: junior at December 15, 2021 10:18 PM (PTw5h)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, watchin 'em yak. at December 15, 2021 10:18 PM (n/szn)
Three-hundred-seventy-nine pounds of Samoan dynamite!
https://tinyurl.com/3cd8hzkt
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 15, 2021 10:18 PM (Dc2NZ)
that lady is growing on me! she's hella better than McCain, anyway!
Wyatt what a sad state of affairs in the City of Philadelphia. I can only shake my head.
kenney is doing his level best to destroy my city
Posted by: Black Orchid the Unboosted at December 15, 2021 10:18 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: A Flock of Seagulls at December 15, 2021 10:18 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 15, 2021 10:17 PM (63Dwl)
snort. :-)
Posted by: Iris at December 15, 2021 10:18 PM (6lKe4)
Posted by: Englebert Humperdink at December 15, 2021 10:18 PM (WoQnt)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 15, 2021 10:15 PM
Dude. For a non-Texan, he's pretty good.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 15, 2021 10:19 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Jim at December 15, 2021 10:19 PM (QzJWU)
If this adult child is upset because someone makes promises that they don't hold themselves to, she is going to be very disappointed in life. "But you proooomised." As my mother was fond of saying, life isn't fair.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 15, 2021 10:19 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 15, 2021 10:19 PM (s/YNI)
Maybe they can ask their father, the Devil, to chip in and make up the difference.
Posted by: Methos at December 15, 2021 10:19 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 15, 2021 10:19 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 10:07 PM (Q9lwr)
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You are a jackanapes, Suh! Ahh demand satisfaction! Pistols at dawn.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Sweet! Choose your seconds!
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 15, 2021 10:19 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at December 15, 2021 10:20 PM (FcPY7)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 15, 2021 10:20 PM (ESjRY)
Sounds like he made them in her mouth.
Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2021 10:20 PM (ima3X)
that lady is growing on me!
Wears-The-Boots.
Yao.
Posted by: ZOD at December 15, 2021 10:21 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 15, 2021 10:09 PM (llON
It was mine! (sob)
Posted by: Capt Kristol at December 15, 2021 10:21 PM (7bRMQ)
>>Tom, thanks for the Betadine info you posted late in the last thread. I would never have guessed it could be used orally.
Glad to be of help. The trust we once had in the the medical and scientific community has been ripped asunder and dashed against the rocks.
The reasons this information is being suppressed and denigrated are obvious.
Great evil is being perpetrated by a large cadre of people who richly deserve a little rough justice.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 15, 2021 10:21 PM (TO6k5)
Posted by: Salvation Army at December 15, 2021 10:21 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 15, 2021 10:22 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 15, 2021 10:22 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 15, 2021 10:20 PM (ESjRY)
Being #Woke sometimes has a downside!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 15, 2021 10:22 PM (hOUT3)
My money's on Slap, every time. Dude's got game.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 10:22 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: dartist at December 15, 2021 10:23 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: CppThis at December 15, 2021 10:23 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2021 10:20 PM (ima3X)
1. "I promise I won't."
2. "Sorry."
Posted by: ZOD at December 15, 2021 10:23 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Infidel at December 15, 2021 10:24 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 10:12 PM (Q9lwr)
I don't know if he's the starter but Immanuel Quickley from the Knicks attended the same high school as my younger son and the same college as my older son
Posted by: Doof at December 15, 2021 10:24 PM (mZUr4)
Is there any other kind?
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 15, 2021 10:10 PM (F0YaR)
Thankfully, the commercial breaks on the Hallmark Channel are really long.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 10:24 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2021 10:20 PM (ima3X)
I promise. I will never die.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at December 15, 2021 10:24 PM (cvNl1)
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 15, 2021 10:25 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 15, 2021 10:21 PM (TO6
Not to forget they are getting rich off this evil at the expense of our fellow citizens as well as many other residents.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 15, 2021 10:25 PM (hOUT3)
Pedaler's Pub around the corner has pizza, and is also excellent, and they like bicycles.
Posted by: Eric in Atlanta at December 15, 2021 10:25 PM (xfP4L)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 15, 2021 10:20 PM (ESjRY)
* * * *
I sure hope so. We are not racist but they didn't get our donation this year. I decided that Samaritan's Purse was worthy of receiving my hard-earned dollars. Plus they were on the ground in the Midwest helping with storm damage.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at December 15, 2021 10:25 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 15, 2021 10:25 PM (a4EWo)
Yeah, they really shit the bed. I haven't seen one bell ringer and this time of year they are everywhere. Suck it SA.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 15, 2021 10:25 PM (nxdel)
...
I saw that. It might be a game changer against drones and small missiles.
Not sure if they can generate the power to deal with big stuff yet.
Might be good for discouraging pirates.
Posted by: Methos at December 15, 2021 10:25 PM (kOpft)
My money's on Slap, every time. Dude's got game.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 10:22 PM (Mzdiz)
***breaks out little black book, puts down Miley for $20(same as in town) on Slap***
Posted by: Michaleen Oge browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard Flynn at December 15, 2021 10:25 PM (BgMrQ)
Ok, necrophilia is bad, but from reading the first sentence I thought the punishment was excessive. Then I read that he also killed two people. They probably should have led with that one small detail instead.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 15, 2021 10:26 PM (mdjgu)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at December 15, 2021 10:27 PM (FcPY7)
>Staying with the theme of this illustrious ONT, one must also consider the poopshute.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 15, 2021 10:27 PM (s/YNI)
Posted by: CppThis at December 15, 2021 10:23 PM (UewuT)
They were my family's go to charity for decades just because of that reputation.
Poof! Gone!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 15, 2021 10:27 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Sandy at December 15, 2021 10:27 PM (VxC1e)
Pedaler's Pub around the corner has pizza, and is also excellent, and they like bicycles.
Posted by: Eric in Atlanta at December 15, 2021 10:25 PM (xfP4L)
I much prefer the vibe at The Pope's Pantaloons, but if that's too trad for you, try Megatherium for their artisanal absinthe ice slide.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 15, 2021 10:28 PM (Dc2NZ)
Funny, that.
Posted by: junior at December 15, 2021 10:18 PM (PTw5h)
They're sophisticated, so they won't get coof.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 15, 2021 10:28 PM (cSs/W)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 15, 2021 10:19 PM (s/YNI)
He should test that theory on my dog's farts. If he couldn't smell that, yeah, he has a problem.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 15, 2021 10:28 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 15, 2021 10:28 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 15, 2021 10:26 PM (mdjgu)
Shine on, you crazy diamond.
Posted by: ZOD at December 15, 2021 10:28 PM (M3Z2J)
PRO TIP : Keep It Greasy
Posted by: Zombie Zappa at December 15, 2021 10:29 PM (ima3X)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 15, 2021 10:19 PM (QzJWU)
{snort}
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at December 15, 2021 10:29 PM (Agr8U)
Posted by: Salvation Army at December 15, 2021 10:29 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 15, 2021 10:30 PM (h/pNJ)
Posted by: CppThis at December 15, 2021 10:23 PM (UewuT)
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*ahem*
Posted by: Black Rifle Coffee Co. at December 15, 2021 10:30 PM (VxC1e)
Verily, I say unto you that the real prize of The ONT is simply the opportunity to be here, to sup on the finely crafted and curated content that Mr. Humanitarian has so unfailingly and unstintingly prepared for our delectation, to share the unrivaled bon homme that Day Walkers will never know.
What is best in life? The ONT.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 15, 2021 10:30 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2021 10:30 PM (ima3X)
"Joe Biden is a lame duck President 11 months in"
LOL
Posted by: Methos at December 15, 2021 10:30 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Sandy at December 15, 2021 10:27 PM (VxC1e)
Sandy, I hope you noticed you did NOT get mentioned in the Ben Had Good Dog comment on the preceding thread!
Shame!
Posted by: Conor at December 15, 2021 10:30 PM (hOUT3)
Thanks MisHum.
You have to know how much everyone appreciates you
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 15, 2021 10:30 PM (t0714)
Posted by: Michaleen Oge browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard Flynn at December 15, 2021 10:25 PM (BgMrQ)
On the condition that some cob doesn't delete Slap's first. It's been done before.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 10:30 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: CppThis at December 15, 2021 10:23 PM (UewuT)
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*pssssst*
Posted by: Gillette at December 15, 2021 10:30 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: ZOD at December 15, 2021 10:30 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2021 10:31 PM (ima3X)
At first I read it as "Die, Fauci...." just for a moment.
On my weather page, I see that long tail of storm stretches from mid-Oklahoma on up to the monster in the Midwest. We're at the thin +tail end of the tail, had some heavy rain, lots of thunder, and some wind, but it went past us pretty quickly. May all Morons in its path be safe - and other folk.
I blame this weather on climate covid. And Trump.
Posted by: mindful webworker - together again on stage at last for the first time at December 15, 2021 10:31 PM (EYem1)
What is best in life? The ONT.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 15, 2021 10:30 PM (a3Q+t)
* * * *
Excellent! *high five*
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at December 15, 2021 10:31 PM (rwusL)
Dear London Breed, you feckless sh*tweasel,
The only thing that is bullsh*t is you my dear.
The first thing you should do to combat crime is resign, then contact me for further instructions.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 15, 2021 10:31 PM (EZebt)
Beenz are extra, but have an expodentially more sulfurous appeal.
Posted by: Mr. Poop Chute at December 15, 2021 10:31 PM (JPtHE)
Sounds like he made them in her mouth.
Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2021 10:20 PM (ima3X)
He's a zillionaire. He doesn't have to make promises to get bjs. They come to him. Yeah, I know, phrasing.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 15, 2021 10:31 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: flounder at December 15, 2021 10:31 PM (SH2Zi)
The hospital "morgue worker" was also an electrician?
My work in a hospital morgue was a side gig to my other full-time employment at the hospital
Posted by: Zettai at December 15, 2021 10:31 PM (R9E27)
Posted by: CppThis at December 15, 2021 10:23 PM (UewuT)
The whole thing makes me wonder if the board of directors was infiltrated by individuals who did this on purpose to undermine/destroy the Salvation army. Wolves in sheep's clothing and all that.
Posted by: Moki at December 15, 2021 10:32 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 10:07 PM (Q9lwr)
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You are a jackanapes, Suh! Ahh demand satisfaction! Pistols at dawn.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Sweet! Choose your seconds!
Make sure the person you choose is well groomed. Nobody wants sloppy Seconds.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 15, 2021 10:32 PM (SchxB)
I thought the FBI screwed domestic whores and the CIA had jurisdiction over foreign whores.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2021 10:32 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 15, 2021 10:30 PM (a3Q+t)
Why it's like you don't even know us!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 15, 2021 10:32 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 15, 2021 10:32 PM (WHiUy)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. at December 15, 2021 10:32 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: ZOD at December 15, 2021 10:30 PM (M3Z2J)
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It wasn't until you mistook it for one of your sex ziggurat blood sluices!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 15, 2021 10:32 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: The First Highlander at December 15, 2021 10:32 PM (ESjRY)
Verily, I say unto you that the real prize of The ONT is simply the opportunity to be here, to sup on the finely crafted and curated content that Mr. Humanitarian has so unfailingly and unstintingly prepared for our delectation, to share the unrivaled bon homme that Day Walkers will never know.
What is best in life? The ONT.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 15, 2021 10:30 PM (a3Q+t)
Yes - what you described is indeed the real joy of the ONT. Being first is like wrapping it in bacon
Posted by: Doof at December 15, 2021 10:33 PM (mZUr4)
On the condition that some cob doesn't delete Slap's first. It's been done before.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 10:30 PM (Mzdiz)
That's bullshit.
The only firsts deleted on the ONT were of those that commented before the Thread was up.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 15, 2021 10:33 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 15, 2021 10:33 PM (EZebt)
Southwest and American Airlines testified in front of Congress today.
The winds of change are about to...change.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 15, 2021 10:33 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Iris at December 15, 2021 10:33 PM (6lKe4)
Posted by: flounder at December 15, 2021 10:34 PM (SH2Zi)
not if your brother sells fart *nfts*. lets him jump on both the selling your farts and nft bandwagons for extra profitability.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at December 15, 2021 10:34 PM (edU/H)
Any comment on the fact that two Airline CEOs are now questioning the use of masks on planes, citing lack of data showing efficacy of masks, and the fact hat they filter their air through HEPA filters.
___________
They're about two years too late in learning that.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2021 10:35 PM (/U27+)
Blu Fish House was much more to my liking.
While in Bentonville, I learned that Walfart rakes in $1B (yeah Billion) in sales a day.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 15, 2021 10:35 PM (ERcy3)
The only firsts deleted on the ONT were of those that commented before the Thread was up.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 15, 2021 10:33 PM (aA3+G)
Nope. It was removed - he was accused of somehow gaming the system because he takes first whenever he chooses.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 10:35 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Spaceport Signage at December 15, 2021 10:35 PM (ima3X)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 15, 2021 10:35 PM (t0714)
(Massages erection. Becomes flaccid, bored. Massages Sinema's erection).
Posted by: ZOD at December 15, 2021 10:36 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Schlippy at December 15, 2021 10:16 PM (bgLgi)
If I want your opinion I'll ask for it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 10:36 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Moki at December 15, 2021 10:32 PM (JrN/x)
https://tinyurl.com/4xaf2a4r
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 15, 2021 10:37 PM (hOUT3)
You have to know how much everyone appreciates you
Posted by: COMountainMarie
He's a good dude for sure. And howdy COMM!
Posted by: Doof at December 15, 2021 10:37 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Last Man Sitting at December 15, 2021 10:38 PM (JPtHE)
Posted by: Pussy Galore at December 15, 2021 10:38 PM (aoFfE)
Posted by: Iris at December 15, 2021 10:38 PM (6lKe4)
Posted by: Schlippy at December 15, 2021 10:16 PM (bgLgi)
If I want your opinion I'll ask for it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 10:36 PM (Q9lwr)
With all due respect, settling is what got us here in the first place.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 10:38 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 15, 2021 10:38 PM (9YKBM)
Nope. It was removed - he was accused of somehow gaming the system because he takes first whenever he chooses.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 10:35 PM (Mzdiz)
Which Cob?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 15, 2021 10:39 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2021 10:35 PM (/U27+)
Oh, I think they knew all along. They just didn't want to bite the hand that feeds them.
The question is: Why now?
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 15, 2021 10:39 PM (BgMrQ)
(sotto voce: Conor, sweetums, tell daddy to get you another cookie.)
Posted by: Moki at December 15, 2021 10:39 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 15, 2021 10:39 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2021 10:32 PM (/U27+)
* * * *
Maybe it has to do with *where* the screwing took place moreso than with whom. The article says it is "unclear" whether the activities took place in the U.S. or elsewhere.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at December 15, 2021 10:39 PM (rwusL)
Since 'way back when that spam was frequent, I keep seeing it as "Lace wings," like, you know, for our garden.
Posted by: mindful webworker - so wot th hek is a lace wig anywho? at December 15, 2021 10:39 PM (EYem1)
Those LED fixtures and GFCI receptacles won't upgrade themselves when volume slows down.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 15, 2021 10:40 PM (s/YNI)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 15, 2021 10:19 PM (U2p+3)
A little too eager.
Posted by: flounder at December 15, 2021 10:40 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 10:40 PM (Mzdiz)
At the gym tonight, signs were taped to the doors. ALL MUST WEAR A MASK REGARDLESS OF VACCINE STATUS.
Inside, about 10% had on masks. They were the ones who had on masks at the gym last week. There was absolutely no effort to enforce the new "mandate."
It was a big middle finger to Governor French Laundry.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 15, 2021 10:40 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2021 10:40 PM (ima3X)
Posted by: The First Highlander at December 15, 2021 10:32 PM (ESjRY)
*squinty glare*
Posted by: Methos at December 15, 2021 10:40 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: mindful webworker - so wot th hek is a lace wig anywho? at December 15, 2021 10:39 PM (EYem1)
Lol!
I kinda miss the Lace Wigs and the Machines for sale spam. They could get rather creative.
Posted by: Moki at December 15, 2021 10:41 PM (JrN/x)
You are thinking of us.
Posted by: Secret Service at December 15, 2021 10:41 PM (ima3X)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 15, 2021 10:39 PM (aA3+G)
Don't remember. Doesn't matter, really.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 10:41 PM (Mzdiz)
Those LED fixtures and GFCI receptacles won't upgrade themselves when volume slows down.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 15, 2021 10:40 PM (s/YNI)
They don't install them in necrosnizz. Do they?
Posted by: flounder at December 15, 2021 10:41 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Someone broke into the time machine?
Dayum!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 15, 2021 10:41 PM (ERcy3)
I thought the FBI screwed domestic whores and the CIA had jurisdiction over foreign whores.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2021 10:32 PM (/U27+)
Wasn't it the secret service who got into trouble for using foreign whores in South America? As a matter of fact, I think at least one of them refused to pay the poor woman what he owed her.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 15, 2021 10:42 PM (+lVUW)
The winds of change are about to...change.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 15, 2021 10:33 PM (BgMrQ)
* * * *
From your lips to God's ears... Delta just cut all flights to my hometown based on "profitability."
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at December 15, 2021 10:42 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2021 10:32 PM (/U27+)
Well, if the domestic whores were legal citizens, the FIB has been screwing them, along with all the rest of us, since J Edgar stopped wearing his dress!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 15, 2021 10:42 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 15, 2021 10:39 PM (aA3+G)
Don't remember. Doesn't matter, really.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 10:41 PM (Mzdiz)
It does when you make Bull Shit claims.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 15, 2021 10:42 PM (aA3+G)
Good night, y'all.
Posted by: Pussy Galore at December 15, 2021 10:38 PM (aoFfE)
If you're not in show business then get off my stage!
Posted by: Lilly von Shtupp at December 15, 2021 10:42 PM (llON8)
I dod give her the Tip.
Posted by: Secret Serviceman at December 15, 2021 10:42 PM (ima3X)
Posted by: junior
From what I read, San Francisco seems like a place anybody would want to wear a mask. And waders.
Posted by: mindful webworker - what did I just step in? Ew! at December 15, 2021 10:42 PM (EYem1)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 15, 2021 10:42 PM (+lVUW)
Oops, I mean he stiffed her.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 15, 2021 10:43 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 15, 2021 10:43 PM (FVME7)
Sounds like CBD is bringing the smack!
Posted by: Diogenes at December 15, 2021 10:43 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 10:36 PM (Q9lwr)
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Fixed
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 15, 2021 10:43 PM (VxC1e)
Stick with the troll. That seems to be your metier this evening.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 10:43 PM (Q9lwr)
The winds of change are about to...change.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 15, 2021 10:33 PM (BgMrQ)
So what was this all about?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 10:43 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 15, 2021 10:43 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
I'm no expert but aren't there a rather limited number of places that can happen?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 15, 2021 10:44 PM (ERcy3)
if you read down it says the "commercial sex" was the fbi guy hiring the shamwow guy for sex
hard for him to get by just commenting here all day
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 15, 2021 10:44 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 15, 2021 10:44 PM (t0714)
Cobs. Don't even have corn. Buncha bunko artists.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 15, 2021 10:43 PM (QU5/
I got a lot of problems with you people!
Posted by: flounder at December 15, 2021 10:44 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 10:43 PM (Mzdiz)
Canning and selling farts?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 15, 2021 10:44 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2021 10:35 PM (/U27+)
Oh, I think they knew all along. They just didn't want to bite the hand that feeds them.
The question is: Why now?
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 15, 2021 10:39 PM (BgMrQ)
It is totally NOT about smallpox.
Posted by: Bill Gates at December 15, 2021 10:45 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 15, 2021 10:43 PM (VxC1e)
I was trying to be polite, but it's a troll, so you are spot-on.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 10:45 PM (Q9lwr)
I was promised triple tittied whores.
Posted by: Quaid at December 15, 2021 10:45 PM (kOpft)
"Yes."
"And was he...an ordinary sort?"
"Well, I suppose that depends on your definition of 'ordinary.'"
"Was he, I don't know... stable? Grounded?"
"Yes....grounded. He was that."
Posted by: ZOD at December 15, 2021 10:45 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 15, 2021 10:44 PM
I can name five (5) right off the top of my head
Posted by: Zettai at December 15, 2021 10:46 PM (R9E27)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 15, 2021 10:46 PM (ERcy3)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at December 15, 2021 10:46 PM (FcPY7)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 15, 2021 10:42 PM (aA3+G)
Sez you, Mis Hum. It happened.
Look, I'm not going to waste my energy on this pettiness - I argue with enough reality deniers over the Covid crap. Whichever cob made a butthurt issue over Slap planting the flag night after night knows what s/he did.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 10:46 PM (Mzdiz)
Portland voters, never missing an opportunity to virtue signal, recently voted to create the Portland Clean Energy Fund. This is funded by a 1% gross receipts tax on businesses with over a billion dollars in sales US-wide. (It's not a sales tax, it's a tax on sales!) Needless to say, minority-owned businesses are supposed to get preference to contracts.
Well, you'll never guess what happened next!
The Portland city council awarded "Diversifying Energy" a $11.5 million grant to purchase heat pumps and cooling units for 15,000 homes. It turns out that the president of Diversifying Energy has a history of defrauding energy companies and has failed to pay taxes in three states. She does have the right skin color, however.
The city rejected the one other bidder (which city staff has recommended) "Earth Advantage", because the staff of Earth Advantage was 85% white.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 15, 2021 10:46 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Braenyard along the line at December 15, 2021 10:06 PM (Zktzy)
Hmmm...assuming they had to being the laser onto target, i wonder what was beyond the target?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 15, 2021 10:46 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Braenyard along the line at December 15, 2021 10:47 PM (Zktzy)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at December 15, 2021 10:46 PM (FcPY7)
Unpossible!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 15, 2021 10:47 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 15, 2021 10:26 PM (mdjgu)
Can't say I've ever typed, said, or thought those words, in that order.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 15, 2021 10:47 PM (OssQ4)
The winds of change are about to...change.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 15, 2021 10:33 PM (BgMrQ)
So what was this all about?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 10:43 PM (Mzdiz)
Here ya go Miley:
https://tinyurl.com/5n6y7e8v
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 15, 2021 10:48 PM (BgMrQ)
Will the GOP actually permit him to be on their ballot? I'm betting not. Write-in? Not a path to the White House IMO.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 15, 2021 10:48 PM (BFigT)
Stick with the troll. That seems to be your metier this evening.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 10:43 PM (Q9lwr)
Oooooo, snark! OK, now I'm skeered and will leave so as not to roon your evening.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 10:48 PM (Mzdiz)
What difference does it make?
Posted by: LAPD at December 15, 2021 10:48 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 15, 2021 10:46 PM (I2/tG)
But at least it was done equitably!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 15, 2021 10:49 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
I was Last for a second there
It was good while it Last-ed
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at December 15, 2021 10:49 PM (FcPY7)
Happy times!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 15, 2021 10:44 PM (t0714)
Let's ignore the airing of grievances that's been occuring and just keep smiling!
I've been hitting the bourbon heavy tonight so I'm certainly happy!
Posted by: Doof at December 15, 2021 10:49 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Darrell Harris
This phrase is so wrong. I'm just sitting here shaking my head - only here folks. Only here.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 15, 2021 10:49 PM (ERcy3)
I found it funny because I deserved it.
One of the COBs lectured me about not cheating because everybody thought I was cheating at that time.
...I never did.
I never know when I'll have time to try for First, anymore. I'm rarely around.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Ckg4U) at December 15, 2021 10:50 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 15, 2021 10:50 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
You know how we know you didn't get First tonight?
Posted by: mindful webworker - is that failure in the mirror? at December 15, 2021 10:50 PM (EYem1)
You will waste your energy on this pettiness.
Do it.
Do it now.
Posted by: ZOD at December 15, 2021 10:50 PM (M3Z2J)
Oh. We're just getting things warmed up.
Posted by: Necropheliac at December 15, 2021 10:51 PM (ima3X)
I have had the unpleasant experience of flying several times during the Wuhan Flu hysteria.
The FAA mandates have unleashed the inner nazi in far too many people in the airline industry.
It is amazing what vile people are employed by the airlines.
Oh...the only thing about which they are telling the truth is the air filtration. It is much better. But as for cleaning the planes better because of covid? Bullshit. They are as filthy as ever.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 10:51 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 15, 2021 10:51 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
I'm no expert but aren't there a rather limited number of places that can happen?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 15, 2021 10:44 PM (ERcy3)
* * * *
I meant "where" as being in the U.S. (and its territories) or outside the U.S.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at December 15, 2021 10:52 PM (rwusL)
Hey slap thanks for stopping by
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 15, 2021 10:52 PM (aA3+G)
if I had nothing but time and money, I would offer her a shti ton, or fart ton, to eat something such as chitlins, ice cream, and vegemite in a smoothie, for some disgusting farts, but mostly so she would have to eat the chitlins, ice cream, and vegemite in a smoothie.
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 15, 2021 10:53 PM (K3ZCc)
It would be nice if the anti-discrimination laws were actually enforced, rather than allowing a city to blatantly discriminate against contractors on the basis of race.
Our scammer:
Diversifying Energy is a community-focused nonprofit organization based in Portland, Oregon. Our mission is to facilitate equitable access to clean, sustainable energy and improve air quality to vulnerable populations, including low-income communities and people of color.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 15, 2021 10:53 PM (I2/tG)
Now really, who could hear a claim like this and not instantly say "well have a seat, let's see if you can smell mine!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 15, 2021 10:54 PM (evAgx)
==
My coworkers are devoted to masks but will neglect to turn on the hepa air purifiers that management bought for covid.
Science!
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at December 15, 2021 10:54 PM (FcPY7)
Posted by: The ARC of History!
That is some gen-you-wine frontier gibberish right there.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 15, 2021 10:55 PM (ERcy3)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 10:51 PM (Q9lwr)
The congressional hearing was looking at masks, and air quality.
If they dug into the cleanliness of those planes, the airline industry would be shut down...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 15, 2021 10:55 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Zettai at December 15, 2021 10:55 PM (R9E27)
Posted by: Tonypete
You're just prejudiced against dead people!
Posted by: I.C.P., Rickrolled by Jesus at December 15, 2021 10:55 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Doof at December 15, 2021 10:56 PM (mZUr4)
Between normal graft and legally blessed racially based redistribution of wealth (with graft taken up front), this civilization is headed for the ash heap of history!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 15, 2021 10:56 PM (hOUT3)
-Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 15, 2021 10:52 PM (aA3+G)
*Fist-Bump*
I wanted to stop by on Nov. 25th but other things were happening.
*raises glass to Chavez*
Posted by: Slapweasel (Ckg4U) at December 15, 2021 10:56 PM (Ckg4U)
What difference does it make?
Posted by: LAPD at December 15, 2021 10:48 PM (kOpft)
Good point.
Unless there was elevation and you're the poor bastard flying by 50 miles away.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 15, 2021 10:56 PM (axyOa)
It would be nice if the anti-discrimination laws were actually enforced, rather than allowing a city to blatantly discriminate against contractors on the basis of race. Posted by: The ARC of History!
The rejected company does if they wish under Adarand v. Pena and Richmond v. Croson. Strict scrutiny applies to such race based programs and under Croson, a prior history of discrimination against the suspect class by that city is required.
Posted by: whig at December 15, 2021 10:57 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 15, 2021 10:57 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Last Man Sitting at December 15, 2021 10:58 PM (JPtHE)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 15, 2021 10:58 PM (ERcy3)
These are the words of a politically-connected person who subsists solely on government grants, and knows that she will never have to be the most qualified bidder.
The City of Portland is very embarrassed that they failed to do any due diligence whatsoever before awarding the contract to this fraud.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 15, 2021 10:58 PM (I2/tG)
>Which brings up the question; would a habanero fart make your eyes water the same way as when you ingest the spicy, fruity pepper? It's for the Science!
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 15, 2021 10:58 PM (s/YNI)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 15, 2021 10:58 PM (SchxB)
Of course it could be the acid I did earlier..
J/K :,
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 15, 2021 10:58 PM (t0714)
Posted by: whig at December 15, 2021 10:59 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 15, 2021 10:59 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Zettai
Clearly Mr. Mouse holds to the idea of: "Hey, pipe is pipe."
Posted by: Tonypete at December 15, 2021 10:58 PM (ERcy3)
That's disgusting. Huh hah!
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: Mickey Mouse at December 15, 2021 10:59 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at December 15, 2021 10:39 PM (rwusL)
That means what, that bump of land in Michigan? That little bite on island in Puget Sound? An APO mailbag?
Or were the prostitutes imported to the US?
Posted by: Kindltot at December 15, 2021 10:59 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 15, 2021 10:55 PM (BgMrQ)
I understand the logistical nightmare that is trying to keep the planes clean, but the virtue signaling and crowing about how great a job they do is a little hard to stomach.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 10:59 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: CppThis at December 15, 2021 11:00 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Zettai at December 15, 2021 11:00 PM (R9E27)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 15, 2021 10:58 PM (ERcy3)
Ashes hauled!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 15, 2021 11:00 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 15, 2021 11:00 PM (QU5/8)
Of course it could be the acid I did earlier..
J/K :,
I should hope you're kidding. Wednesdays are for mescaline.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 15, 2021 11:01 PM (SchxB)
Full fathom five thy father lies/of his bones are coral made/those are pearls that were his eyes/the large black smirks and parts your thighs/into something rich and strange...
Posted by: ZOD at December 15, 2021 11:01 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Today, traveling by planes remind me of traveling by Greyhound bus back in the day. I would rather drive if at all able.
Posted by: whig at December 15, 2021 11:01 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 15, 2021 10:58 PM
I'm dying over here
Posted by: Zettai at December 15, 2021 11:01 PM (R9E27)
>>They're about two years too late in learning that.
Yeah but it was all a scam and op and now Deep Donk , The Masterminds and their puppets are coming to the realization that the jig is up and now the Op is becoming counter productive.
So basically it looks like it all may be winding down.
Except with the dead enders in NY and California, they can pretty much do whatever they want and the voters will keep voting them in.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 15, 2021 11:01 PM (TO6k5)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist., Rickrolled by Jesus at December 15, 2021 11:01 PM (OssQ4)
The Portland Clean Energy Fund also awarded $100,000 to a yoga studio to install a rooftop garden that would provide a calm, peaceful place for BIPOC and LGBTQIA+ people.
This is like the California Gold Rush for fraudsters.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 15, 2021 11:02 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 10:59 PM (Q9lwr)
Point taken...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 15, 2021 11:02 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: ZOD at December 15, 2021 11:02 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 15, 2021 11:03 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: whig at December 15, 2021 11:01 PM (9hXN1)
Same, especially if it means I can avoid ATL and their virtue-signaling gate agents who deign to tell us ignorant plebes exactly how a mask should be worn -- multiple times.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at December 15, 2021 11:03 PM (Agr8U)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 15, 2021 11:03 PM (t0714)
Posted by: whig
Yeah, us too. We will gladly drive the 2000 mile round trip to the MoMe. Of course, we have the time. But I really don't like to fly anymore.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 15, 2021 11:03 PM (ERcy3)
Also the government: Your country is horrible, racist, irredeemable and should be destroyed.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 15, 2021 11:03 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 15, 2021 11:01 PM (SchxB)
No no no
Mescaline Mondays
Whiskey Wednesdays
Posted by: Diogenes at December 15, 2021 11:03 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: CppThis
Essentially their argument is respect muh authoritah!!! From Faulsi the Evil Clown to the Junta Leader and from the chorus in the public health agencies.
Posted by: whig at December 15, 2021 11:04 PM (9hXN1)
That's what the she-mouse said.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 15, 2021 11:03 PM (SchxB)
Did you just mousegender the dead?
Posted by: flounder at December 15, 2021 11:04 PM (SH2Zi)
there was an eastern euro firm that was offering whisky that was run over the tits of some hottie.
you even get to interview the model
gspirits.com
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 15, 2021 11:04 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 15, 2021 11:02 PM (I2/tG)
So, come on Horde, where are the proposal teams?
I promise, as program coordinator, we will split the graft equitably!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 15, 2021 11:04 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at December 15, 2021 11:04 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 15, 2021 11:04 PM (SchxB)
It took Buzzfeed to come up with a date:
"according to internal CIA reports dating from 2004 to 2019 accessed by BuzzFeed "
That's wide spread, would like to see more specifics on what happened what date. It' all shakey on who, what, where, why and when.
Posted by: Braenyard along the line at December 15, 2021 11:05 PM (Zktzy)
Posted by: CppThis at December 15, 2021 11:00 PM (UewuT)
Almost beyond the vaccines: The Masks. The Nomenklatura get to walk around with their faces uncovered like free men- the peasants HAVE to be masked.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 15, 2021 11:05 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Salvation Army at December 15, 2021 11:05 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: whig at December 15, 2021 11:01 PM (9hXN1)
Succinct assessment.
If the destination is within an 6/7 hour drive, that's the way I go. Any longer than that, and my hips and knees become non functional for a few days there after.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 15, 2021 11:05 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Gref at December 15, 2021 11:05 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Tonypete
Security Theater plus Covid Theater makes travel by air thoroughly horrid on all but the longest haul of driving or flying overseas.
Posted by: whig at December 15, 2021 11:06 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 15, 2021 11:06 PM (t0714)
Of course it could be the acid I did earlier..
J/K :,
I should hope you're kidding. Wednesdays are for mescaline.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 15, 2021 11:01 PM (SchxB)
Shit, and I did the 'ludes.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 11:06 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 15, 2021 11:06 PM (QU5/8)
That would be in the butt, Bob.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 15, 2021 11:06 PM (7moj5)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 15, 2021 11:02 PM (BgMrQ)
I'm not disagreeing with you at all. I think they do a shitty job, but it is a tough job to do well.
But for a start, just don't brag and lie!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 11:06 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 11:06 PM (Mzdiz)
Noob move.
Posted by: flounder at December 15, 2021 11:07 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: browndog
I understand and agree being a bit over 29.
Posted by: whig at December 15, 2021 11:07 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 15, 2021 11:07 PM (K3ZCc)
YOU'RE NOT YELLING ENOUGH.
Posted by: ZOD at December 15, 2021 11:02 PM (M3Z2J)
* * * *
There, there... Here, just listen to this nice Spandau Ballet and calm yourself down...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at December 15, 2021 11:08 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 15, 2021 11:08 PM (SchxB)
That would be in the butt, Bob.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 15, 2021 11:06 PM (7moj5)
In the conservatory. With a candlestick.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 15, 2021 11:08 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 11:08 PM (Mzdiz)
You're starting to understand our phrase, "For The Children!"
Posted by: Hillary! at December 15, 2021 11:08 PM (1O9Sx)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 15, 2021 11:06 PM (t0714)
And big smiles to you, too! Beautiful!
Posted by: ZOD at December 15, 2021 11:08 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 11:06 PM (Q9lwr)
They don't do the "under promise / over deliver" thing well at all, do they.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 15, 2021 11:08 PM (BgMrQ)
20 years in uniform. Years away from home. Three wars. And I'm not patriotic? For an illness that is 99.97 % survivable?
Fuck them!
Posted by: Diogenes at December 15, 2021 11:09 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 15, 2021 11:09 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 15, 2021 11:09 PM (t0714)
Veritas has text messages and audio of a pedo producer at CNN.
https://youtu.be/XgAoSgKj010
Posted by: bonhomme at December 15, 2021 11:09 PM (i0wNm)
I promise, as program coordinator, we will split the graft equitably!
Time to remember that I have one Hispanic grandparent, which makes me A Person Of Color in Portland!
C'mon - no one is getting these grants unless they know someone.
Or in Chicagoese: "We Don't Want Nobody Nobody Sent."
https://www.amazon.com/
We-Dont-Want-Nobody-Sent/dp/0253179157
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 15, 2021 11:10 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: whig at December 15, 2021 11:07 PM (9hXN1)
When I was 28, I could drive 600+ miles sitting down, except for stopping to fill up the tank, and I could afford to fill it up with high test!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 15, 2021 11:10 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at December 15, 2021 11:10 PM (0OmEj)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=poRo25ngGq4
Posted by: Taqiyyologist., Rickrolled by Jesus at December 15, 2021 11:01 PM (OssQ4)
That was a great sketch. I remember seeing it on TV (HBO?) at the time, and it was legendary.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 15, 2021 11:11 PM (mdjgu)
We Are All In This Together. Flatten The Curve.
Posted by: ZOD at December 15, 2021 11:11 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 15, 2021 11:11 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: ZOD at December 15, 2021 11:11 PM (M3Z2J)
Safer apart.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 15, 2021 11:11 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at December 15, 2021 11:04 PM (0OmEj
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I'd love to see CNN's hiring criteria.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 15, 2021 11:11 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
Was your native name Iron Bladder?
Posted by: whig at December 15, 2021 11:11 PM (9hXN1)
Smoke a joint and let me know if your hear triple echos.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 15, 2021 11:08 PM (SchxB)
Be more like reverb, bro'!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 15, 2021 11:11 PM (hOUT3)
c'mon man
no
and pay your fair share too
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 15, 2021 11:11 PM (K3ZCc)
is there another way?
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 15, 2021 11:11 PM (K3ZCc)
With a three wood?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 15, 2021 11:11 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 15, 2021 11:08 PM (BgMrQ)
The airline industry frontline employees remind me more and more of teachers.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 11:12 PM (Q9lwr)
Did you just mousegender the dead?
You gonna rat me out?
Posted by: Blanco Basura
I hate meeses to pieces!
Posted by: Mr. Jinks at December 15, 2021 11:13 PM (63Dwl)
Their statement said we were misrepresenting or misunderstanding their statement and that they would reissue it. They didn't backtrack, they insulted us again.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 15, 2021 11:13 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: whig at December 15, 2021 11:11 PM (9hXN1)
Why do you ask Two Dogs...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 15, 2021 11:13 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2021 11:12 PM (Q9lwr)
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America carriers are bad. Asian carriers are great.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 15, 2021 11:13 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: bonhomme at December 15, 2021 11:13 PM (i0wNm)
That was the gist I got.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 15, 2021 11:13 PM (csEWM)
I think that we can all agree that Beau is the real hero here.
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at December 15, 2021 11:13 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 15, 2021 11:13 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 15, 2021 11:10 PM (hOUT3)
At my best (22 y/o)
Sun Valley to Cleveland = 33 hours...in a CJ-5.
I don't remember a lot about the environs of Chicago, but I must have made it through there in one piece.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 15, 2021 11:14 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: bonhomme at December 15, 2021 11:13 PM (i0wNm)
You're just not being equitable about this whole thing!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 15, 2021 11:15 PM (hOUT3)
You want to fix the US airline industry?
Let foreign carriers operate in the US.
Adapt or die, MFs.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 15, 2021 11:15 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 15, 2021 11:15 PM (VxC1e)
What price is your virtue signal? How many people helped? How much hope lost for a safe harbor from politics and racial grievance mongering?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 15, 2021 11:15 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 15, 2021 11:16 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 15, 2021 11:13 PM (VxC1e)
Iran Air.
Posted by: runner at December 15, 2021 11:16 PM (cneZH)
Posted by: CppThis at December 15, 2021 11:16 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 15, 2021 11:16 PM (KAi1n)
Let foreign carriers operate in the US.
Adapt or die, MFs.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 15, 2021 11:15 PM (I2/tG)
As long as it's a US Pilot at the controls...
Posted by: Wi Too Lo at December 15, 2021 11:17 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 15, 2021 11:16 PM (63Dwl)
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That's Air China. State owned and they never let you forget it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 15, 2021 11:17 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 15, 2021 11:16 PM (KAi1n)
Mine too- which is why I spell it out... except maybe I shouldn't now.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 15, 2021 11:17 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 15, 2021 11:17 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at December 15, 2021 11:18 PM (0OmEj)
Das stimmt genau, kamerad.
Posted by: ZOD at December 15, 2021 11:18 PM (M3Z2J)
Air Koryo.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 15, 2021 11:17 PM (I2/tG)
AIR ISRAEL, PLEASE CLEAR THE RUNWAY!
Posted by: Airplane! at December 15, 2021 11:18 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Methos
Feh! We already have everything we need at our disposal to discourage pirates. Blast them out of the fucking water. Maybe even send a Marine contingent ashore for the airing of grievances.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 15, 2021 11:18 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 15, 2021 11:18 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 15, 2021 11:16 PM (KAi1n)
Mine too- which is why I spell it out... except maybe I shouldn't now.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 15, 2021 11:17 PM (csEWM)
I default to: South Africa
Posted by: Wi Too Lo at December 15, 2021 11:18 PM (BgMrQ)
Its like the two MURDERS are barely an afterthought for the columnist. They couldn't have had any bearing on the sentence length or anything could they.
Posted by: PaleRider at December 15, 2021 11:18 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 15, 2021 11:19 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Zettai at December 15, 2021 11:19 PM (R9E27)
I don't remember a lot about the environs of Chicago, but I must have made it through there in one piece.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 15, 2021 11:14 PM (BgMrQ)
Albany, NY, to Rawlins, WY, in about 34 hours in a U-Haul with a car trailer.
Posted by: flounder at December 15, 2021 11:19 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Airplane! at December 15, 2021 11:19 PM (csEWM)
Once upon a time I thought the executives at SA were barely paid decent wages because they were "supposedly" motivated by the operation of a religious charity.
Wonder if that changed?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 15, 2021 11:20 PM (hOUT3)
Or Aeroflot.
As I told the front desk at a Russian hotel once:
"Aeroflot poterial moi chemodan"
(Aeroflot has lost my suitcase.)
Air Egypt is pretty good too.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 15, 2021 11:20 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 15, 2021 11:20 PM (VxC1e)
I'm usually Saudi Arabia, but in these times, yeah, Sturmabteilung.
Posted by: t-bird at December 15, 2021 11:20 PM (vOGqy)
Posted by: flounder at December 15, 2021 11:19 PM (SH2Zi)
...and you lived to tell about it!
Tip o' the cap to you sirrah...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 15, 2021 11:20 PM (BgMrQ)
I was well into my third decade when I'd learnt that 'Air Lingus' was, in fact, an airline and not a sex act
Posted by: Zettai at December 15, 2021 11:20 PM (R9E27)
Posted by: CppThis at December 15, 2021 11:21 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 15, 2021 11:16 PM (KAi1n)
"Sociedad Anonimo"
Posted by: Kindltot at December 15, 2021 11:21 PM (ZMraq)
Funny, that.
Posted by: junior
We have our own mask mandate. It went away for a couple of weeks months ago when the jabs first came out. We also have mandatory jabs for all entertainment venues - which means bars, restaurants, clubs, etc. Likely, the state legislation is a floor, not a ceiling, meaning that it allows for stricter local controls. So I'm not sure what you're getting at.
"Funny, that."
Posted by: SFGoth at December 15, 2021 11:21 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 15, 2021 11:20 PM (VxC1e)
Well, it would definitely be beyond a passing fancy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 15, 2021 11:21 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Zettai at December 15, 2021 11:20 PM (R9E27)
Heh...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 15, 2021 11:21 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Zettai at December 15, 2021 11:22 PM (R9E27)
Posted by: runner at December 15, 2021 11:22 PM (cneZH)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 15, 2021 11:18 PM (KAi1n)
So long as every squad has a designated gender advisor for the entire operation, this should work well!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 15, 2021 11:22 PM (hOUT3)
Tip o' the cap to you sirrah...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 15, 2021 11:20 PM (BgMrQ)
A winter storm coming down from the N was following us the entire way. Worse was heading the opposite way, trying to find someplace to stop near but not in Chicago, which stretches for what seems like forever, and people drove like maniacs.
Posted by: flounder at December 15, 2021 11:22 PM (SH2Zi)
....
**Ponders CBDs old wine blog entry.**
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 15, 2021 11:23 PM (slNNd)
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I made the JFK to Cairo run on Egyptair. Every person on that flight looked like someone I wouldn't get on a plane with if it was a domestic flight.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 15, 2021 11:23 PM (VxC1e)
Air Lingus does its announcements in English and Gaelic, to accommodate all the passengers who understand Gaelic, but not English.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 15, 2021 11:23 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 15, 2021 11:23 PM (slNNd)
Better than the sous vide entries.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 15, 2021 11:23 PM (csEWM)
-Aeroflot
Posted by: runner at December 15, 2021 11:22 PM (cneZH)
"help us find the plane now"
Posted by: Kindltot at December 15, 2021 11:23 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: Zettai at December 15, 2021 11:20 PM (R9E27)
They only fly counter-clockwise.
Posted by: flounder at December 15, 2021 11:23 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Javems at December 15, 2021 11:24 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Zettai at December 15, 2021 11:24 PM (R9E27)
I'll venture she, as opposed to a certain (former) Senator, rather likes being addressed with "Yes Ma'am".
Posted by: SFGoth at December 15, 2021 11:24 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: runner at December 15, 2021 11:24 PM (cneZH)
I flew the same flight. Very serious Egyptian security people were carefully going through everyone's carryons at the gate. Sounds like the Egyptians didn't have a high opinion of the passengers either.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 15, 2021 11:25 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 15, 2021 11:25 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: dartist
I wrote that on the board before my 1L contracts exam.
Yes, it went over like a lead balloon.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 15, 2021 11:26 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 15, 2021 11:20 PM (VxC1e)
The world is not going to repopulate itself with zombies on its own, now will it.
Posted by: flounder at December 15, 2021 11:26 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: flounder at December 15, 2021 11:22 PM (SH2Zi)
I avoid driving through the Chicago area if at all possible.
I used to go through Canada to Port Huron and then up through the UP to Wisconsin / Minnesota.
Can't do that now with Canada being Un Canadien...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 15, 2021 11:26 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Come hither corpse at December 15, 2021 11:26 PM (mNhhD)
{{{Publius}}}
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 11:26 PM (Mzdiz)
"...It doesn't really matter why Biden went down this stupid path. It doesn't matter whether he had an idea about solidifying his party's progressive base in the way Donald Trump solidified his party's conservative base. Or maybe it was because third-rate newsmagazine historians and bestselling pop biography toadies came to the White House sucking their "PBS NewsHour" thumbs and swelling his head with comparisons to FDR and LBJ and whatever other three-initialed liberal gods they might have invoked to cloud what little reason Biden might have left."
Would you believe...NeverTrumper JPod, in today's NY Post?
https://tinyurl.com/ye29scf
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 15, 2021 11:27 PM (96vC3)
Posted by: Come hither corpse at December 15, 2021 11:26 PM (mNhhD)
You owe me a new keyboard.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 11:28 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Cicero
Someone should tweet Guiness Book about this, for laughs.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist., Rickrolled by Jesus at December 15, 2021 11:28 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Zettai at December 15, 2021 11:28 PM (R9E27)
{{{Publius}}}
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 11:26 PM (Mzdiz)
Uh oh. Check the
Posted by: flounder at December 15, 2021 11:28 PM (SH2Zi)
https://tinyurl.com/ye29scf
Posted by: Darrell Harris
He chose. . . . . . poorly!
Posted by: whig at December 15, 2021 11:29 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: Javems at December 15, 2021 11:29 PM (AmoqO)
Hey, Aeroflot actually delivered the suitcase back to me once I was back in the United States, with everything intact.
I could tell by the stickers on the suitcase that both the suitcase and I traveled from Los Angeles to Siberia and back. We didn't interact on the trip, however.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 15, 2021 11:29 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Come hither corpse at December 15, 2021 11:26 PM
Now I'm dying
Posted by: Zettai at December 15, 2021 11:29 PM (R9E27)
Ahem, paste-brain doesn't make decisions.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 11:30 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 15, 2021 11:30 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 11:30 PM (Mzdiz
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THAT'S APPLESAUCE, TOOTS!
Posted by: F. Joe Biden at December 15, 2021 11:31 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: flounder at December 15, 2021 11:28 PM (SH2Zi)
He's welcome to whatever electrical porn he wants! LOL
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 11:31 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 15, 2021 11:23 PM (slNNd)
Better than the sous vide entries.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 15, 2021 11:23 PM (csEWM)
I'm suddenly picturing the guy's girlfriend upset that he noticed the hotter chick meme with sous vide and necrophilia applied
Posted by: Methos at December 15, 2021 11:31 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 15, 2021 11:30 PM (qAR6u)
De Nial ain't just a river...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 15, 2021 11:31 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: kbdabear
Adding lying to their Ceo's and board's sins. After all, they are a church.
Posted by: whig at December 15, 2021 11:32 PM (9hXN1)
11 Bah humbug!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 10:03
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Hummer career advancement!
Posted by: Kamala Harris, International Laughing Stock at December 15, 2021 11:32 PM (2iDSr)
Airlingus is best performed on the Vomit Comet during the parabolic weightless arc.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 15, 2021 11:33 PM (Mzdiz)
1. Identify a respected institution.
2. kill it.
3. gut it.
4. wear its carcass as a skin suit, while demanding respect.
@iowahawkblog
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 15, 2021 11:33 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Come hither corpse at December 15, 2021 11:34 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Come hither corpse at December 15, 2021 11:34 PM (mNhhD)
Deadlines are tough!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 15, 2021 11:34 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Zettai at December 15, 2021 11:34 PM (R9E27)
The city rejected the one other bidder (which city staff has recommended) "Earth Advantage", because the staff of Earth Advantage was 85% white.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
Meh, this isn't even AA ball compared to the nonsense Oakland pulls.
http://grandjury.acgov.org/grandjury-assets/docs/
2015-2016/2015-2016-GJ-FinalReport.pdf
There are at least 2 in this report, but it's the one about the waste franchise contracts that got Oakland sued, which case is now pending oral argument in the CA Supreme Court.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 15, 2021 11:35 PM (KAi1n)
Hrothgar out!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 15, 2021 11:35 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Dr. Quincy, suiting up at December 15, 2021 11:35 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: CppThis at December 15, 2021 11:37 PM (UewuT)
Good thing #2 was the lack of masks. At least 95% and probably 98% of the people there were unmasked. Parents, kids, teachers all sans mask. There were a few kids and parents here and there, but they were by far the odd man out. Like literally in the 1-5% range of the hundreds of people in attendance.
And this is at a school that was closed most of last year cuz the 'Rona and required everyone to wear a mask when it re-opened.
The fever has fucking finally broken. And I say amen to that.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 15, 2021 11:37 PM (OalnH)
Though, I'm willing to concede "and."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (RrjYy) at December 15, 2021 11:37 PM (RrjYy)
Posted by: Methos at December 15, 2021 11:31 PM (kOpft)
I'm thinking that sous vide doesn't work if you like 'em cold.
I taught Publius' mom about memes using that distracted boyfriend meme, so she would appreciate the Christmas tree/cat/cat tree meme that was photoshopped on it. She's 91 and sharp enough to meme herself. Love that lady.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 11:37 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 15, 2021 11:38 PM (ERcy3)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (RrjYy) at December 15, 2021 11:38 PM (RrjYy)
Posted by: Come hither corpse at December 15, 2021 11:26 PM
Now I'm dying
Posted by: Zettai at December 15, 2021 11:29 PM
Fresh!
Posted by: corpse diddler at December 15, 2021 11:39 PM (QU5/8)
I love the dead before they're cold
They're bluing flesh for me to hold
Cadaver eyes upon me see
nothing
Posted by: A. Cooper at December 15, 2021 11:39 PM (63Dwl)
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And in related news, NYC has banned all new construction from providing natural gas in the buildings. Everything must be electric from now on. Which means heat pumps galore. I see a trend here. There is a lot of money to be made from shit like this, which means the backers of these laws are involved in heat pumps. And most likely Chinese made heat pumps.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 15, 2021 11:39 PM (OalnH)
Whiskey Wednesdays
Posted by: Diogenes
Don't forget Wine-Friendly Friday. (It's an S.F. Hash H H thing.)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 15, 2021 11:39 PM (KAi1n)
The way I heard it years ago, they can basically use completely fresh air if they want, but ... it impacts fuel consumption significantly. Not sure why exactly, air bleeds on the engine = greater drag maybe? I dunno, but the end result is they "recirculate" the air and keep that shit tighter n' a drum to save fuel.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 15, 2021 11:39 PM (tLZ4Q)
Posted by: Come hither corpse at December 15, 2021 11:26 PM
Going to see a Chinese cardiologist in a few weeks. He knows only one pronoun, according to my current Dr. He, everyone, male or female, singular or plural, is he. He is supposed to be good. He put my wife's pacemaker in.
Posted by: Javems at December 15, 2021 11:39 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Tonypete
Security Theater plus Covid Theater makes travel by air thoroughly horrid on all but the longest haul of driving or flying overseas.
Posted by: whig at December 15, 2021 11:06 PM (9hXN1)
On Thanksgiving Eve I drove all night to my sister's home outside of Atlanta from Sarasota FL. Then drove back that Saturday.
Actual flight time is about an hour and a half, but factor in driving to the airport, spending time in the groper lines, driving from Hartsfield to my sister's, it probably took only 4 hours longer. Saved money, no face diaper or vax hassles, ate a decent meal on the way, and sat much more comfortably.
It strikes me that airline travel nowadays is probably worse than riding a prison bus.
Posted by: kbdabear at December 15, 2021 11:40 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Joe XiDen
Which state are you in?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 11:40 PM (Mzdiz)
Telling me I can't have a natural gas stove? Can they tell me I have to shave my head and get tattoos? Where does it end?
Posted by: Common Tater at December 15, 2021 11:42 PM (tLZ4Q)
Posted by: Common Tater at December 15, 2021 11:39 PM (tLZ4Q)
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Mom was finally given the "hairy eyeball" by her doctor after she came down with another case of bronchitis. The common factor? Every single time came down sick, she'd returned home after flying somewhere.. Her doctor pretty much told mom it was time to give up flying.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (RrjYy) at December 15, 2021 11:43 PM (RrjYy)
Posted by: Common Tater at December 15, 2021 11:39 PM (tLZ4Q)
I used to go to CES (aka 3 days of walking for miles and talking to small city on very little sleep) and would invariably be sick by the time I got home. That run was like an exquisite buffet of all the world's finest diseases.
Posted by: CppThis at December 15, 2021 11:44 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Javems at December 15, 2021 11:39 PM (AmoqO)
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Only thing is, two hours later your arteries are occluded again.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 15, 2021 11:44 PM (VxC1e)
If you go look at her full statement, what really pissed her off was Musk blowing off her attempts to "woke" his company.
"Dismayed by the lack of an environmental plan, I created a plan that would bring SpaceX to full carbon neutrality by 2030. It contained a framework for a diverse and functional society that would learn from our colonial past and incorporate indigenous expertise."
That's just a sample. Every other woke buzzword you can imagine is in her statement. It will come as a surprise to no one that a) she's just out of college and b) she belonged to about a million "activist" organizations when she was there, belonged to the "student government", etc., etc., etc.
Sorry, honey. College is over. Musk is in the business of launching rockets, not providing a stage for you to emote. Go be a self-hating white girl somewhere else.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 15, 2021 11:44 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 11:40 PM (Mzdiz)
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Not telling. We have enough people moving here as it is.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 15, 2021 11:46 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: CppThis at December 15, 2021 11:46 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 15, 2021 11:47 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 15, 2021 11:44 PM (bW8dp)
Fuck...yeah.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 15, 2021 11:47 PM (VwHCD)
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We have a local mandate down here in LA County, too, and it pretty much exactly matches the new state mandate (which is not legislation, btw; it's an order from state health officials). But unlike San Francisco, we didn't get a carve out.
So, yeah, funny that.
Posted by: junior at December 15, 2021 11:47 PM (PTw5h)
If I were Musk, I'd be demanding a "lessons learned" analysis to figure out how this woman was hired in the first place.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 15, 2021 11:47 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: CppThis at December 15, 2021 11:46 PM (UewuT)
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It would be the most hilarious thing ever if the left started boycotting Tesla. It would have been peak 2020, but what the hell 2021 or 2022 is close enough.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 15, 2021 11:48 PM (OalnH)
I would have loved to see the look on Musk's face when he opened the email with this batshit crazy child's little manifesto.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 15, 2021 11:48 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 15, 2021 11:25 PM (a4EWo)
Saw this belatedly! Call me! Number sent.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 11:49 PM (Mzdiz)
If you go look at her full statement, what really pissed her off was Musk blowing off her attempts to "woke" his company.
"Dismayed by the lack of an environmental plan, I created a plan that would bring SpaceX to full carbon neutrality by 2030. It contained a framework for a diverse and functional society that would learn from our colonial past and incorporate indigenous expertise."
That's just a sample. Every other woke buzzword you can imagine is in her statement. It will come as a surprise to no one that a) she's just out of college and b) she belonged to about a million "activist" organizations when she was there, belonged to the "student government", etc., etc., etc.
Sorry, honey. College is over. Musk is in the business of launching rockets, not providing a stage for you to emote. Go be a self-hating white girl somewhere else.
show us your tits, bitch
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 15, 2021 11:49 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 15, 2021 11:49 PM (OalnH)
According to my BiL, that was the worst blizzard he's ever driven through. Whiteout conditions due to fog from snow being rained on plus light snow as well as 40-60 mph winds. But we made it through, and I got to see Pooky for a bit. Best of all, he's probably coming home on Friday!
Posted by: pookysgirl, exhausted at December 15, 2021 11:49 PM (XKZwp)
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Amusingly, given the current furor here in the US, the Mandarin Chinese words for 'he' and 'she' are pronounced exactly the same. They're distinct words, as they use different characters. But they sound exactly the same when spoken aloud.
Posted by: junior at December 15, 2021 11:50 PM (PTw5h)
She's working for Apple now.
I really wish Jobs were still alive, because now I'm imagining his reaction to a spoiled child (just jumped up from an intern, at that) telling him how to run his company.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 15, 2021 11:51 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 15, 2021 11:47 PM (I2/tG)
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I suspect the HR department heard from Musk.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (RrjYy) at December 15, 2021 11:51 PM (RrjYy)
Posted by: junior at December 15, 2021 11:50 PM (PTw5h)
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Yeah. I'm very used to my Chinese clients mixing up he and she when speaking Chinglish.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 15, 2021 11:52 PM (VxC1e)
All while TSLA is up 2300%.
Whatever that crazy mother fucker Elon is doing, keep on doing it bro.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 15, 2021 11:53 PM (OalnH)
Remember the Yelp employee who sent an e-mail to the CEO whining that she was still working in customer service, and that she was paid so poorly that she had to live thirty miles from her job and was subsisting on a big bag of rice? (Her Instagram showed that she lived alone, regularly cooked gourmet meals, and drank expensive bourbon.)
She was shocked to be immediately fired. Needless to say, she's now an Antifa "journalist" living in Brooklyn.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 15, 2021 11:53 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Zettai at December 15, 2021 11:54 PM (R9E27)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 15, 2021 11:55 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 15, 2021 11:55 PM (VxC1e)
Your job is sammiches and pudding cups.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 11:56 PM (Mzdiz)
It contained a framework for a diverse and functional society that would learn from our colonial past and incorporate indigenous expertise.
Somehow that reminded my of an episode of Get Smart where the Indians demanded the country back or they would fire a missile at Washington, D.C.
Turns out the missile was a giant arrow.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0587613
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 15, 2021 11:56 PM (63Dwl)
They yanked the CRT stuff and made public statements that they don't believe white people should apologize.
I also imagine whatever individual in the HR department that introduced that stuff has been dealt with appropriately.
If they had doubled down on it or put out rainbow kettles, I'd feel differently. But as is, I can't let one mess up undo their history of good works. Jesus forgives me, I can be forgiving too.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 15, 2021 11:56 PM (slNNd)
I don't think there's much there to see, judging from her pictures.
While I don't doubt that she had some socially inept nerds hitting on her (this is a bunch of rocket scientists, after all.... not generally up there with Wilt Chamberlain or Warren Beatty when it comes to pulling da wimmingfolx) I think what really set her off was that they would not obey her, even though she has an AUTHENTIC VAGINA.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 15, 2021 11:58 PM (bW8dp)
@JackPosobiec 3h
BREAKING: Dr Oz refuses to state when he believes life begins. Refuses to answer question, tries to change the subject to the Constitution
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 15, 2021 11:58 PM (1t5dY)
Posted by: ZOD
Funny you say that. Years ago, on an extended mileage run to Munich (3 days!) with a Chinese friend of mine (Chinese with a Japanese birthwish), I told him to expect to hear 2 things constantly: "Das stimmt" and "genau". I then explained to him what they mean "that's right (correct)" and "exactly". He was hearing that all trip long and constantly telling me. I did a lot of chuckling.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 15, 2021 11:59 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 15, 2021 11:56 PM (slNNd)
You're a better man than I. But then, I'm not a man at all...
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 11:59 PM (Mzdiz)
I mean, it's not as if these people hide themselves. The briefest perusal of her social media would have told whoever was hiring her what sort of person she was.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 15, 2021 11:59 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 16, 2021 12:00 AM (s/YNI)
posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 15, 2021 11:58 PM (bW8dp)
I guess I would be banned on the twatter if I crowed about my authentic vagina.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 16, 2021 12:01 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: mindful webworker - pillow calling at December 16, 2021 12:02 AM (EYem1)
Posted by: Zettai at December 16, 2021 12:02 AM (R9E27)
Posted by: JT at December 16, 2021 12:02 AM (arJlL)
Bitch, the Indians wouldn't even deign to hang yer scalp hang in their TeePee. Go Away
Posted by: Common Tater at December 16, 2021 12:02 AM (tLZ4Q)
I mean, she DID know that what SpaceX basically does is take gigantic multistory tanks of RP-1 and set them on fire, over, and over, and over again, and that if they didn't set gigantic multistory tanks of RP-1 on fire, there would be no company?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 16, 2021 12:03 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 16, 2021 12:03 AM (QU5/8)
I used to read self-pitying posts on Medium from an average-looking young Englishwoman working in tech in San Francisco who had gone to MIT in computer science.
Needless to say, she was treated like a supermodel at MIT, and she never recovered from the experience.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 16, 2021 12:04 AM (I2/tG)
"Sick bruh! You assault her yet? Gonna assault her tonight?"
"Please tell me you at least jacked it on Facetime while she was talking. Blah blah blah amirite?"
"Yeah, or rubbed your taint juice all over her face or something."
"Dude, I've got it! You should try to bang her kids!"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 16, 2021 12:05 AM (2ABQr)
I also imagine whatever individual in the HR department that introduced that stuff has been dealt with appropriately.
I imagine that I found a pot of gold in my back yard.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 16, 2021 12:05 AM (63Dwl)
I don't think there's much there to see, judging from her pictures.
While I don't doubt that she had some socially inept nerds hitting on her (this is a bunch of rocket scientists, after all.... not generally up there with Wilt Chamberlain or Warren Beatty when it comes to pulling da wimmingfolx) I think what really set her off was that they would not obey her, even though she has an AUTHENTIC VAGINA.
Posted by: R
it is just the ante if she wants to be heard
every girl that is trying to raise $ knows that the elvator pitch starts with showing her tits
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 12:06 AM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 16, 2021 12:03 AM (bW8dp)
*starts to make analogy to corrupt papal indulgences*
*looks at nic*
Posted by: CppThis at December 16, 2021 12:06 AM (UewuT)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 15, 2021 11:40 PM (Mzdiz)
Slightly befuddled, intoxicated, sleepy
Posted by: Diogenes at December 16, 2021 12:08 AM (axyOa)
spacex, orbiting giant flaming dicks since 2008
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 12:10 AM (K3ZCc)
"Sick bruh! You assault her yet? Gonna assault her tonight?"
"Please tell me you at least jacked it on Facetime while she was talking. Blah blah blah amirite?"
"Yeah, or rubbed your taint juice all over her face or something."
"Dude, I've got it! You should try to bang her kids!"
For a moment I thought I was reading relationship advice from Hunter Biden.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 16, 2021 12:10 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Zettai at December 16, 2021 12:10 AM (R9E27)
Any engineer who worked on her "carbon neutrality plan" on company time should be fired.
As I said, the raison d'etre of the company is setting gigantic tanks of hydrocarbons on fire. It is not ever going to be "carbon neutral" unless it goes out of business.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 16, 2021 12:12 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 16, 2021 12:13 AM (9YKBM)
That's generally up to the state constitutions, with a federal constitution floor.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 16, 2021 12:13 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Zettai at December 16, 2021 12:10 AM (R9E27)
Who are the other four reindeer?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - #SuperStraight at December 16, 2021 12:14 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Zettai at December 16, 2021 12:14 AM (R9E27)
You're probably right, and I'm probably naive.
They still have a special LGBTQ and Commitment to Diversity segment on their page.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 16, 2021 12:15 AM (slNNd)
I actually like that movie.
Totally demented, but interesting.
Kinda like Secretary that way.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 16, 2021 12:15 AM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 16, 2021 12:12 AM (bW8dp)
Kind of like those corpses. Although they were getting the business.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - #SuperStraight at December 16, 2021 12:15 AM (Mzdiz)
Yep. Cities, and other local governmental bodies, derive their authority from the state.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 16, 2021 12:16 AM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - #SuperStraight at December 16, 2021 12:15 AM (Mzdiz)
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But did one of them ever complain?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 16, 2021 12:18 AM (VxC1e)
The person who told me about it also said it was good and he's not a freak but I just couldn't get myself to watch it. But I wanted to know the ending that he wouldn't tell me so I looked it up.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 16, 2021 12:18 AM (9YKBM)
Why does Space-x need indigenous experts? Cave paintings? Or maybe human sacrifices?
Posted by: Ripley at December 16, 2021 12:19 AM (PTDkx)
You don't understand. That's what's "carbon indulgences" are for - Musk is supposed to spend billions "offsetting" setting gigantic tanks of hydrocarbons on fire by reforesting the Amazon or something.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 16, 2021 12:19 AM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Veeger at December 16, 2021 12:20 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: The ARC of History!
Also note that states cannot declare bankruptcy (as that term is used in federal law - they *can* become insolvent) but entities below state level (generally, counties, cities, towns, and those crazy things in Lousyana, parrishes) can file for "BK" because they are considered corporate entities from a federal perspective. Well, that's what I remember from my 1 semester bankruptcy class in law school. (Most satisfying B+ I ever earned.)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 16, 2021 12:20 AM (KAi1n)
There's an offbeat, well done horror movie called Deadgirl that, for lack of better term, involves necrophilia.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 16, 2021 12:20 AM (QU5/8)
Fun Fact: The Apollo lunar module ascent engine used hypergolic propellants for simplicity and reliability. While the design itself was extensively tested, the engine itself could only be used once, because of the highly corrosive nature of the propellants. So the first (and only) time the engine was ever fired, it had to work. Or the Astronauts would have been stranded.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 16, 2021 12:21 AM (tLZ4Q)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 16, 2021 12:21 AM (9YKBM)
Many rocket engines do burn H2. Others burn kerosene (RP-1). Musk is concentrating on some methane burners now, as that has some bearing on operating on Mars. Wants to work out the technology.
For example, the first stage of the Saturn V burned RP-1 and LOX. Second and third stages were LH2 and LOX.
Posted by: Dr. Quincy, suiting up at December 16, 2021 12:21 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 15, 2021 11:59 PM (KAi1n)
So... "Da Stimmt" is german for "ya sure"...
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 16, 2021 12:22 AM (evAgx)
C-I-R-C-L-E J-E-R-and-K
Hey! there, Hi! there, Ho! there/No matter straight or gay
C-I-R-C-L-E J-E-R-and-K
Circle jerk!
Circle jerk!
Together let us hold our units/TIGHT/TIGHT, TIGHT, TIGHT...
to the tune of the Mickey Mouse Club...
Posted by: The CNN Club at December 16, 2021 12:22 AM (bW8dp)
I found that out when I needed an internationally accepted marriage certificate. It turned out that the usual county-issued marriage certificate wasn't good enough - I needed a a Marriage Certificate with an Apostille, which only the state can issue. States have standing under international law, counties don't.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 16, 2021 12:24 AM (I2/tG)
Yeah, current gen burns RP-1. Next gen is methane (which is, of course, still a hydrocarbon).
Posted by: The CNN Club at December 16, 2021 12:24 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: creeper at December 16, 2021 12:25 AM (cTCuP)
Interesting. All marriage certificates are state-level here.
Posted by: The CNN Club at December 16, 2021 12:26 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 16, 2021 12:26 AM (9YKBM)
Posted by: Zettai at December 16, 2021 12:26 AM (R9E27)
Posted by: Parametric at December 16, 2021 12:27 AM (eOSuW)
Posted by: creeper at December 16, 2021 12:27 AM (cTCuP)
Posted by: Beejer at December 16, 2021 12:27 AM (KAi1n)
Evening, Horde. Had a pleasant hour so so training for the future. Had Grandson The Elder help me install a runner in the entryway...
"We'll use this side for lining it up. The other side has all those irregularities, like the the stairs, where your Grandma puts her eBay packages, and the shoe stack. And the end isn't square...see?...so we pull it back a bit and you'd need a measuring tape to know that...the rubber mesh mat will keep things in place when the dog is chasing a cat across here...use these crown staples from a pneumatic gun. The squeeze kind is for school projects and will pull loose on a rug or a furniture repair...I know it's too long. We'll trim it with a carpet knife. Use the right too for the job. Then we can put a welcome mat over the cut edge. Grandma changes them every few weeks for whatever season it is anyways..."
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 16, 2021 12:27 AM (8C7+r)
Yeah, he doesn't seem like the kind of guy who's going to give in to that kind of bullshit.
He's already busy packing up all his shit in California and moving it to Texas.
Posted by: The CNN Club at December 16, 2021 12:27 AM (bW8dp)
I know he won't remember this in his 11 year old mind next week, but I am certain in a decade or so, when his blushing bride brings home a scrap of rug from the store, he'll remember. Son has commented numerous times on such things.
I cherish small things like this. I expect to be gone before this pays off for my Grandson, but I feel really good about it, nonetheless.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 16, 2021 12:29 AM (8C7+r)
no fucky fucky no oxygen for you.
which, in fairness, is how I would run things too
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 12:30 AM (K3ZCc)
tinyurl.com/3mrmuwvj
Posted by: a dude in MI at December 16, 2021 12:31 AM (+I6Y/)
You're a good grandpa.
I use things I learned from old men all the time, and not just how to drink whiskey and shoot craps. And yeah, I think about them.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 16, 2021 12:31 AM (bW8dp)
Many rocket engines do burn H2. Others burn kerosene (RP-1). Musk is concentrating on some methane burners now, as that has some bearing on operating on Mars. Wants to work out the technology.
For example, the first stage of the Saturn V burned RP-1 and LOX. Second and third stages were LH2 and LOX.
Posted by: Dr. Quincy, suiting up at December 16, 2021 12:21 AM (Mzdiz)
Didn't the first stage of the Saturn V and III burn gasoline? Mebbe kerosene. Have to check...
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 16, 2021 12:31 AM (8C7+r)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 16, 2021 12:31 AM (9YKBM)
Cordrazine > Hydrazine
Different kind of blast
Posted by: SFGoth at December 16, 2021 12:31 AM (KAi1n)
RP-1 is basically just specially-refined kerosene. Similar to JP-1 jet fuel, which is also specially-refined kerosene, but with slightly different characteristics.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 16, 2021 12:32 AM (bW8dp)
She wants to clean up carbon, this ought to have been her dream job. Give her a carbon-fiber vibrator as a "bonus".
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 16, 2021 12:33 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 16, 2021 12:33 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 16, 2021 12:34 AM (bW8dp)
I use things I learned from old men all the time, and not just how to drink whiskey and shoot craps. And yeah, I think about them.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 16, 2021 12:31 AM (bW8dp)
Thanks. My Grandpa was a carpenter and plumber and when the Depression hit, sold almost everything (except his tools) and bought a camper trailer, hit the road, and provided for the family for better part of a decade with his skills. I learned a lot about hand tools and the amazing things you can do with them from him at about the same age.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 16, 2021 12:34 AM (8C7+r)
I've heard there are more hydrogen atoms in a litre of paraffin than there are in a litre of liquid hydrogen
Posted by: Zettai at December 16, 2021 12:35 AM (R9E27)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 16, 2021 12:35 AM (9YKBM)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 16, 2021 12:31 AM (8C7+r)
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With all that indigenous expertise, Space-X might end up burning cottonwood trees.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 16, 2021 12:35 AM (VxC1e)
Yeah, RP-1 is just kerosene, although refined to some particular specs.
Posted by: Dr. Quincy, suiting up at December 16, 2021 12:36 AM (Mzdiz)
tinyurl.com/3mrmuwvj
Posted by: a dude in
the sprint is more fun
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 12:37 AM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Zettai at December 16, 2021 12:38 AM (R9E27)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 16, 2021 12:33 AM (KAi1n)
Did Estes kits in Jr High.
Had no kids from first marriage, so became a father in my 40s. Son was 11. Our bonding moment was making matchstick rockets on the kitchen table.
A couple years later, got him into model rockets. I did Hi Power at the same time. Lots of fun for 5 years or so.
About time to introduce Grandson The Elder to that...
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 16, 2021 12:38 AM (8C7+r)
Posted by: Zettai at December 16, 2021 12:38 AM (R9E27)
Aren't all the the JPs basically kerosene? Sure smells like a torpedo heater sitting on the loading ramp.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 16, 2021 12:39 AM (8C7+r)
The very first (unmanned) launch, Walter Cronkite was providing live commentary, and thought his broadcast shack was going to get knocked over. He was a dyed in the wool leftist douche of the first water, but he did love him some US space program, at least.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 16, 2021 12:41 AM (tLZ4Q)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 16, 2021 12:39 AM
Diesel fuel, too, but even less refined
Posted by: Zettai at December 16, 2021 12:41 AM (R9E27)
Current Air Force cruise missiles are turbofans running regular jet fuel.
Minuteman III ICBMs are solid fuel.
Trident II sub missiles are also solid fuel.
You generally don't want exotic cryogenic propellants (like liquid oxygen and hydrogen) for a missile that needs to set ready to launch for an extended period of time, so they tend to go with solid fuel.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 16, 2021 12:42 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 16, 2021 12:35 AM (9YKBM)
US uses solid fuel
Posted by: a dude in MI at December 16, 2021 12:43 AM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: JT at December 16, 2021 12:44 AM (arJlL)
Mixed with liquid Oxygen, makes for a pretty good fuel.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 16, 2021 12:44 AM (tLZ4Q)
Posted by: a dude in MI at December 16, 2021 12:44 AM (+I6Y/)
The Saturn V was awesome. It was majestic and mighty. Mighty is good adjective for it, and the F-1 first-stage engines.
I would love to experience riding a Saturn V to orbit. Maybe if someone invents a holodeck soon, I can.
As a young boy, I remember reading a lot of Apollo books, which I still have somewhere, and some of those contained some of the most poetic descriptions of the mighty Saturn V launching you've ever read.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 16, 2021 12:45 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 12:45 AM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 16, 2021 12:38 AM (8C7+r)
Almost time to teach grandson that a good cigar isn't just something you puff on.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 16, 2021 12:45 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Mehmet occupies that rare strata with Jordan Peterson, hated by the left, and disliked by the thinking right. I guess Fox News is in that strata, too. And Westboro Baptist. And Kanye.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist., Rickrolled by Jesus at December 16, 2021 12:48 AM (OssQ4)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 16, 2021 12:45 AM (Mzdiz)
I think the max G is like 3.75. So, add in the vibration, and I think you have that.
I am unsure about the sound. I've shot am M1 Abrams and you don't hear much blast, just the mechanical sound of the breach. With a space suit helmet on, I expect much the same.
Mission Space at Disney world will give you on the order of 3 Gs, IIANM. No vibration, though.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 16, 2021 12:51 AM (8C7+r)
Posted by: creeper at December 16, 2021 12:52 AM (cTCuP)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 16, 2021 12:38 AM (8C7+r)
Almost time to teach grandson that a good cigar isn't just something you puff on.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 16, 2021 12:45 AM (axyOa)
Hah! I am still trying to educate Son on spirits. "Old man likker" he says!
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 16, 2021 12:53 AM (8C7+r)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
That's good; else Publius would have to turn in his weedwhacker.
Posted by: JT at December 16, 2021 12:54 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 16, 2021 12:55 AM (9YKBM)
I learned to shoot craps from a middle-aged woman. Selma Ziff, 6th grade teacher, Pine Ridge Elem., Fairfax, Va. 1978/79. Best teacher I ever had. Best teacher anyone could ever have (besides whomever homeskooled them). We studied probability by learning to shoot craps with M&Ms for chips. We did "math fundies" every morning -- 4 math probs (1 of each basic type) and 2 minutes to do all 4. I rarely got more than 2 right. Our world geography test was a map of the then-world. The bonus question was the capitals of each country. We dissected a frog (disgusting), we learned what Refusniks were (Mrs. Ziff was Hebe), we studied Mao, the Cultural Revolution, the "Leap" (and none of it was positive), pre-Kruschev USSR (and none of it was positive) and we read books like "1984", "Animal Farm", and "Anthem". (And "Flatland", one of my all-time favorites.) But best of all, craps. To this day, I shoot wrong way.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 16, 2021 12:55 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 12:45 AM (K3ZCc)
Actually, I was about to get into NO2 in rocketry when we shut down the hobby here (9/11 headaches)
My Hi Power stuff was using Ammonium Chlorate ComPosite fuel (APCP).
What I wanted to try was hybrid fuel. Basically, NO2 as the oxidizer and paper as the fuel.
Might dabble in that if I can interest Grandson in rockets.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 16, 2021 12:57 AM (8C7+r)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 16, 2021 12:55 AM (KAi1n
Did she teach about the behind the line bet? Best odds in the casino.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 16, 2021 12:58 AM (9YKBM)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 15, 2021 11:56 PM
You are much more forgiving than I am, especially since The Salvation Army is not the one and only charity. I don't think their response was sufficient. I think they *did* double-down:
"Consequently, for both reasons, the International Social Justice Commission has now withdrawn the guide for appropriate review" -- They have an "International Social Justice Commission"; They are still "reviewing" the document.
"occasionally publishes internal study guides on various complex topics" == "SA-ISJC is so much smarter than you deplorables"
"the guide "Let's Talk About Racism," was issued as a voluntary resource" -- just like the "voluntary" DIE meetings I have to attend at work.
"International Headquarters realized that certain aspects of the guide may need to be clarified"-- Clarified? They should unequivocally renounce it.
Posted by: Chuck C at December 16, 2021 12:58 AM (EughT)
Houston, I had a problem. I heard Miley hollering and cussing. What in the world is wrong....turns out Spectrum fucked up and Hallmark dropped out. Past couple of nights, they've been fucking up and losing channels.
Luckily I save the day by getting it over the internet from Spectrum and then "casting" it to the TV with Chrome.
And CPU is only 2 - 3% on this machine doing that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 16, 2021 12:59 AM (Mzdiz)
But she gave you your EDUCATION.
Mine was provided by a Deputy of the San Diego Marshall's Department, long since subsumed into the S.D. Sheriff's Office, alas.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 16, 2021 12:59 AM (QzJWU)
The 9/11 things was BATF trying to classify APCP as an explosive.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 16, 2021 01:01 AM (8C7+r)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 16, 2021 01:02 AM (9YKBM)
Luckily I save the day by getting it over the internet from Spectrum and then "casting" it to the TV with Chrome.
And CPU is only 2 - 3% on this machine doing that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 16, 2021 12:59 AM (Mzdiz)
My hero!
*back to Hallmark*
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - #SuperStraight at December 16, 2021 01:04 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: irongrampa at December 16, 2021 01:04 AM (KATBx)
Saturn V g-limit was set at 3.98g. Call that 4g. Note this is the felt acceleration, not the actual coordinate acceleration of the vehicle.
(If I'm feeling 1g, what I'm doing? Sitting still, not accelerating. If I'm accelerating up at 1g coordinate acceleration, I'm feeling 2g). This can get confusing about the g-values you see.
On the first stage, they cut the center engine out about 26 seconds or so before burn out to limit that felt acceleration as the propellant mass was nearing empty. It did exceed 4g a time or two, IIRC.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 16, 2021 01:08 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 16, 2021 01:10 AM (2ABQr)
Posted by: Y
is there a sit in a closet and drink sterno optin?
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 01:11 AM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 01:12 AM (K3ZCc)
No. He an I were corresponding regularly via email about the coof shit, and he just dropped off the radar. I haven't heard from him in a few weeks.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 16, 2021 01:13 AM (Mzdiz)
No, and I have emailed to him. Dammit.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 16, 2021 01:14 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: JT at December 16, 2021 01:14 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 01:14 AM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 01:15 AM (K3ZCc)
do not knock, just go in through a window
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 01:17 AM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 01:17 AM (K3ZCc)
You'd have to dispatch him via DoorDash, with a bag fulla Taco Hell.
And a step ladder and someone who knows how to wield a crowbar, without having to consult Quora.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 16, 2021 01:20 AM (QzJWU)
And a step ladder and someone who knows how to wield a crowbar, without having to consult Quora.
J
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 01:21 AM (xj4N4)
Posted by: JQ at December 16, 2021 01:22 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: J
nobody is dissing anybody
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 01:24 AM (xj4N4)
Posted by: JQ at December 16, 2021 01:22 AM
Agree.
Posted by: Chuck C at December 16, 2021 01:25 AM (EughT)
Posted by: JQ at December 16, 2021 01:25 AM (dB4Iz)
So it was you who dissed my post in a morning thread, today? (no, I know it wasn't you, respect, JQ). But, VPNs now are cheap and easily deployed.
Besides. We still snark on Tickled Pink, and without recrimination. Objection?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 16, 2021 01:26 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: J
I have been friends with steve forever, I would say the same thing whether he is here or not
as for dissing somebody, if I were I would never deny dissing somebody.
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 01:27 AM (xj4N4)
Tickle Pink is a whole different animal. Chem Jeff would probably be better comparison.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 16, 2021 01:28 AM (9YKBM)
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 01:30 AM (xj4N4)
Maybe I missed something re: qdp. Never saw him get nasty but then I don't spend my life here. I saw that he was often ridiculed for mentioning some other forum (LOL!) and he seemed quite silly-- but not malicious.
Ticked Pink simply HAD to be a fake. Too stupid to be believable. Qdp didn't meet that, IMO.
So shoot me.
Posted by: JQ at December 16, 2021 01:31 AM (dB4Iz)
Apollo 11 Flight Evaluation Report:
https://tinyurl.com/2p9p97kw
Figure 4.3 on page 55 shows the inertial (felt) acceleration of the vehicle throughout its ascent to orbit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 16, 2021 01:31 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 01:32 AM (xj4N4)
Tickle Pink is a whole different animal. Chem Jeff would probably be better comparison.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 16, 2021 01:28
-----
Those were the days...cue Archie Bunker show.
Posted by: Farmer at December 16, 2021 01:33 AM (55Qr6)
Quick question. New boyfriend promised he wouldn't do that thing. You know, in my mouth. Anyway, is that kind of promise legally binding in the state of Indiana?
Posted by: Pickled Stink at December 16, 2021 01:33 AM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 16, 2021 01:34 AM (2ABQr)
no, but it does mean you are married
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 01:35 AM (xj4N4)
Posted by: Y
the thing is is how many at the horde wanted to be her champin
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 01:36 AM (xj4N4)
I can't speak for Saturn V, but I saw a Shuttle launch at night. Yes, you could feel the sound, it was that loud. And the light was so bright, you could still see the rocket about 60 miles out over the Atlantic.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 16, 2021 01:36 AM (BMmaB)
since I have flown both, but not recently, I assure you that the saturn was a much mor fun ride
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 01:37 AM (xj4N4)
You can always tell those who aren't getting laid.
Posted by: mikethemoose at December 16, 2021 01:37 AM (T/vhV)
At which point, Steve had already been banned. My post his way was essentially "willowed", and of little effect. Previous to the Poker Hell towards the TxMoMeet, I had always had positive comms with Steve. My rebukes to him as to the Poker Hell as to the MoMeet, well, a literate man can read and discern. Not condemnatory, but advisory, as to boundaries and permissions. Not MY permission, but that of the Hosts, and Ben Had in particular.
But then, I do fail in clarity, every now n' then.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 16, 2021 01:37 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: JQ at December 16, 2021 01:38 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 01:38 AM (xj4N4)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 16, 2021 01:40 AM (2ABQr)
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 01:40 AM (xj4N4)
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 01:44 AM (xj4N4)
With the solid boosters, the Shuttle sort of jumped off the pad. The Saturn V was slower and more majestic. Dignified. It ascended off the pad regally.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 16, 2021 01:44 AM (Mzdiz)
Whatever you do, don't stare in the mirror and say "Tickled Pink" 3 times. I'm not sure what will happen, but here it's like Sam Neil in Event Horizon. You'll rip out your own eyeballs.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 16, 2021 01:45 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: mikethemoose at December 16, 2021 01:47 AM (T/vhV)
Posted by: m
it has been discussed here before and is generally forbidden before bedtime.
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 01:48 AM (xj4N4)
You missed our Event Horizon discussion here a few nights ago. Many here dig it, including me. I watched again the other night after our discussion.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 16, 2021 01:48 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: mikethemoose at December 16, 2021 01:49 AM (T/vhV)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 16, 2021 01:49 AM (BMmaB)
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 01:50 AM (xj4N4)
Comey. Strzoc. For certain values of "FBI women prostitutes."
Posted by: ZOD at December 16, 2021 01:56 AM (M3Z2J)
Comey. Strzoc. For certain values of "FBI women prostitutes."
Posted by: Z
do we know the agents are men
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 01:58 AM (xj4N4)
NASA used to have a "competition" about heart rate. Who was the lowest. Who was the coolest customer.
IIRC, John Young held the record. During the launch of Apollo 17, his heart rate was 70. Charlie Duke, sitting next to him, had a heart rate of 144 during launch.
When Young was landing the LM on the Moon, he did get a little excited, his heart rate hit 90. Neil Armstrong's heart rate hit 170 during that period.
Young said he was just too old for it to beat any faster.
That is. The. Right. Stuff. Moonwalker Stuff.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 16, 2021 01:59 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: ZOD at December 16, 2021 02:00 AM (M3Z2J)
Errata: That's Apollo 16 Young was the commander.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 16, 2021 02:02 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: mikethemoose at December 16, 2021 02:03 AM (T/vhV)
Somehow I don't think John Young would rip his eyeballs out for anything. He'd probably look into the Core of Event Horizon and say "meh..."
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 16, 2021 02:06 AM (Mzdiz)
(Looks up from cluttered desk of papers)
All are dissed.
(Resumes shuffling through papers).
Posted by: ZOD at December 16, 2021 02:07 AM (M3Z2J)
Young said he was just too old for it to beat any faster.
That is. The. Right. Stuff. Moonwalker Stuff.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 16, 2021 01:59 AM (Mzdiz)
Simpler. There are those who can control their emotions to the point where others thing they have none. I can show you an evaluation from Desert Strom, that says I am the most calm person in an emergency my Commanding Officer had ever scene. It's not that those emotions are not there, but that those emotions are counterproductive to survival.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 16, 2021 02:09 AM (oHd/0)
Reshuffle your papers. You dissed yourself 10 pages, three paragraphs, two sentences ago.
Or, as your girlfriend might tell you.. "you know what you did!"
/snrk
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
/hasta la nite nite, horde!
Posted by: Jim at December 16, 2021 02:10 AM (QzJWU)
(Looks up from cluttered desk of papers)
All are dissed.
(Resumes shuffling through papers).
Posted by: Z
just saying I was not at that min.
is there dissing that need doing?
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 02:16 AM (xj4N4)
Posted by: ZOD at December 16, 2021 02:17 AM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: raimondo at December 16, 2021 02:23 AM (1/DTn)
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 02:24 AM (xj4N4)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 16, 2021 02:25 AM (Mzdiz)
The residents of California and New York will suffer.
Residents of both states should suffer whenever possible.
Karma is balanced.
Posted by: ZOD at December 16, 2021 02:26 AM (M3Z2J)
Wouldn't they (and we!) be happier that way anyhow?
Posted by: JQ at December 16, 2021 02:28 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 16, 2021 02:34 AM (dB4Iz)
Done and Done.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 16, 2021 02:36 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: ZOD at December 16, 2021 02:39 AM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: raimondo at December 16, 2021 02:39 AM (1/DTn)
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 02:43 AM (xj4N4)
Posted by: JQ at December 16, 2021 02:44 AM (dB4Iz)
what is more his yammering is going to undercut his law in the way that they "work around" yammering has.
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 02:45 AM (xj4N4)
Posted by: raimondo at December 16, 2021 02:39 AM (1/DTn)
Yes, actually, they are. "Arms", are inclusive of their munitions, or "Arms", are moot. And, being "not infringed", they are NOT moot.
YOU however, might want to seek cover, more sooner than later? You never know when Antifa or BLM will mistake you for Just Another White Boy, and beat you to death with a skateboard, right? Bet you'd wish you were "bearing arms", then, right? RIGHT?! Yeah, shuddup, shitprickwimp. Bare your arm for your next Pelosi tattoo, maybe.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 16, 2021 02:47 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Common Tater at December 16, 2021 02:52 AM (tLZ4Q)
Posted by: raimondo at December 16, 2021 02:52 AM (1/DTn)
Posted by: raimondo at December 16, 2021 02:52 AM (1/DTn)
(Shhhh. He's supposed to be finishing his algebra homework...)
Posted by: ZOD at December 16, 2021 02:56 AM (M3Z2J)
So, Retardo, ink is not covered under the 1st Amendment?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 16, 2021 02:57 AM (Mzdiz)
Has your opinion that it's NOT, been ruled as such by any lower courts? Is your opinion as such, being in conflict between any lower Circuit Courts now leading up to a subsequent Supreme Court decision? No?
Then this is when you step off the Fuck You Train, and start walking, punk.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 16, 2021 02:57 AM (QzJWU)
Throw Retardo in the Demon Core of the Event Horizon.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 16, 2021 02:57 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: raimondo at December 16, 2021 02:59 AM (1/DTn)
It's gonna suck to be *you* raimondo, when your side finally pushes us all off the cliff.
Posted by: JQ at December 16, 2021 03:01 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 16, 2021 03:03 AM (sAmhv)
Y'all assrape Rmondork with the 2nd Amendment and vigorously so, at that?
Rmdbitch will consider it a favor, to be thoroughly Rogered as such, as provided by the Horde.
*pukes*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 16, 2021 03:06 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 16, 2021 03:07 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 16, 2021 03:09 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: raimondo at December 16, 2021 03:11 AM (1/DTn)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 16, 2021 03:27 AM (Mzdiz)
WTF. I'm right here at the home office.
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Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)