Brandon's FEMA Director: Of Course the Weekend's Tornadoes Were Caused by Global Warming. This is Known.

The Sky Gods have written it in the Book of Woes, which only the Cult of the Science Priests mayst decipher.

And of course she made this declaration to Honking Goose Propagandist Jake Tapper, who ate it up with relish and did not question it for a moment.

He should have questioned it, though.

We've had an eight year hiatus from F5 tornadoes. Eight years -- during this "global warming crisis."

Furthermore, while from 1954 to 1976 the US saw 36 F5 tornadoes, in the twenty years between 2000 and 2020 we only saw... four.

So global warming is causing a... precipitous drop in F5 tornadoes?

Are we experiencing an F5 Tornado Gap?

Oh well -- as the Marxists say, "Never let a crisis go to waste."

By the way, Deanne Criswell has no education or training in metereology, climatology or... really in any kind of science whatsoever. She does have a BS degree, but it's in technology education, which sounds to me like it's an education degree under the auspices of the department of science.

Her masters degree is in Public Administration.

Bureaucracy, that means. She got her degree in Advanced Bureaucracy.

She has a "Master of Science" degree in... homeland security.

Oh right, the Noted Scientific Field of homeland security.

That's not science. That's another public administration degree.

But the media gets to decide who "the experts" are, and "the experts" are all the people who repeat the media's opinions back to them.

The media itself not being experts in science or anything else except for wearing make up on TV and repeating the questions a producer whispers in their ear through an earpiece.

The senile "president" mumbled something that Ron Klain told him to say:

"We all know that everything is more intense when the climate is warming. Everything. And obviously it has some impact here."

Obviously. Except it's a below average tornado season. Does global warming get blamed or credited for that, or just for the stuff that advances the Marxist agenda?

It was basically an orgy for media and Deep State leftwingers. Such as Mx. Bearclaw.

Below, Biden has to check his notes to find the name of his FEMA administrator -- the same idiot talking to Honking Goose -- who had just briefed him moments before about the tornados.

Or the "hurricane," as Brandon referred to them.

Amazingly, Brandon will travel to Kentucky to inspect the damage. And... set up sites to deliver booster shots for covid vaccinations?!?!

Click on the tweet below to see the video, if the video doesn't display on the page.

Joe Biden has to check his notes to remember the name of his FEMA administrator — who is in the room and just gave him a briefing pic.twitter.com/N580ACCWA6
— Charlie Spiering (@charliespiering) December 13, 2021

IPCC AR6 WG1

"trends in tornadoes... associated w/ severe convective storms are not robustly detected"

"attribution of certain classes of extreme weather (eg, tornadoes) is beyond current modelling & theoretical capabilities"

"how tornadoes... will change is an open question" https://t.co/UlTTkml7lp
— Roger Pielke Jr. (@RogerPielkeJr) December 11, 2021

Posted by: Ace at 01:10 PM

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1 First!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 14, 2021 01:09 PM (z5Vrg)

2 Climate change is everywhere

Posted by: Amy and Kav at December 14, 2021 01:09 PM (ONvIw)

3 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 14, 2021 01:10 PM (Zz0t1)

4 Man can't change the climate. Period.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 14, 2021 01:10 PM (Zz0t1)

5 Oh well -- as the Marxists say, "Never let a crisis go to waste."

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What crisis?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 14, 2021 01:10 PM (LvTSG)

6 I was sad to see that the kid's show Octonauts discusses climate change in every episode, like flying foxes falling out of trees due to heat. All this despite a total absence of humans.

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 14, 2021 01:11 PM (ONvIw)

7 Same thing with hurricanes. We've had way less hurricanes in recent decades. It's honestly strange. Then there was also the pause.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 14, 2021 01:11 PM (z5Vrg)

8 Obviously. Except it's a below average tornado season. Does global warming get blamed or credited for that, or just for the stuff that advances the Marxist agenda?

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The extreme drop in weather related deaths over the past century...does it also get blamed?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 14, 2021 01:11 PM (LvTSG)

9 Man can't change the climate. Period.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks

Bill Gates wants a crack at that.

And yes, this should make us all very afraid.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at December 14, 2021 01:12 PM (vcOmj)

10 Never ending crisis management... a tool to control the Low Information Karens.
The horrible part is it works.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 14, 2021 01:12 PM (7alHq)

11 "We all know that everything is more intense when the climate is warming. Everything. And obviously it has some impact here."

Biden's on to something here. I've noticed an increase in the intensity of spodiness in Michael Bay movies over the years as the FNM has told me global warming is getting worse.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 14, 2021 01:12 PM (ESjRY)

12 So, those that don't get the jab don't get assistance?

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 14, 2021 01:12 PM (mVFGK)

13 =========

What crisis?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 14, 2021 01:10 PM (LvTSG)

A tornado.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 14, 2021 01:12 PM (Zz0t1)

14 The single strongest feedback effect in global warming is the Texas Sharpshooter's Fallacy.

Posted by: JPS at December 14, 2021 01:12 PM (tenr4)

15 you know a Masters in Homeland Security is about why disinformation caused trump and "that's bad" while also specializing in not hurting muslim feelings by looking at their crimes.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 14, 2021 01:12 PM (ZZK0E)

16 Reeee!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 14, 2021 01:12 PM (i9ZBi)

17 2 Climate change is everywhere

you know who else is everywhere?

Posted by: Savoir Faire at December 14, 2021 01:12 PM (v3pYe)

18
are you sure you're carbon neutral, girl? Because you're raising my temperature by 1.6 degrees C.

Posted by: ace at December 14, 2021 01:12 PM (0G13K)

19 There is a pandemic.

A pandemic of fear and hatred.

They hate and fear us.

Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at December 14, 2021 01:13 PM (rDgjh)

20 11 Biden's on to something here. I've noticed an increase in the intensity of spodiness in Michael Bay movies over the years as the FNM has told me global warming is getting worse.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 14, 2021 01:12 PM (ESjRY)

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He is Michael Bay, and he demands that things be awesome.

Awesome barbeque...awesome pool.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 14, 2021 01:13 PM (LvTSG)

21 Remember when Dorothy's house fell on a witch because of global warming back in 1939?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 14, 2021 01:13 PM (KY22T)

22 Bill Gates wants a crack at that.

And yes, this should make us all very afraid.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at December 14, 2021 01:12 PM (vcOmj)

I wonder how many billions that bastard has made off the "vaccines".

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 14, 2021 01:13 PM (ONvIw)

23
Bill Gates wants a crack at that.

And yes, this should make us all very afraid.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at December 14, 2021 01:12 PM (vcOmj)

He won't change the climate, but he will cause human suffering and widespread death and destruction.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 14, 2021 01:13 PM (Zz0t1)

24 Mother Gaia Hates Kentucky

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2021 01:13 PM (yrol0)

25 Here we see why religion is stronger than Science, because Science is a process that often makes you feel stupid and religion makes you feel better if you believe in it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 14, 2021 01:13 PM (V6f9+)

26 Climate change: what does it look like?

Nothing. It looks like nothing at any kind of human time scale. In the long term it looks like glaciation followed by periods when agriculture and life flourishes.

Fuck off, Vindmann. And Biden. And everyone else pushing this line. This isn't some industrial demon, it's the GD weather. Sometimes the weather sucks. Sometimes it sucks so much that you get fucked and lose all of your property and you're lucky to live through it. I'm not being flippant, it's just how it is.

And these people are all lying ghouls who deserve to be locked into birdcages while people hurl rotten food at them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 14, 2021 01:13 PM (DU+/6)

27 If Trump had mixed up hurricane and tornado they would have accused him of lying and added it to their 'lie counter'

And it would have led all news stories that evening.

Posted by: 496 at December 14, 2021 01:13 PM (VJsqe)

28 When has the climate *not* changed?

If we mere humans could control the climate and impose some sort of stasis, how would we determine what the ideal climate would be?

So many questions...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 14, 2021 01:13 PM (jTmQV)

29 13 What crisis?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 14, 2021 01:10 PM (LvTSG)

A tornado.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 14, 2021 01:12 PM (Zz0t1)

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Is it...like...a global tornado? Is this the first tornado in decades?

I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 14, 2021 01:13 PM (LvTSG)

30 And yes, this should make us all very afraid.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative
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Sorry, but I'm not.

He is just another man shaking his money-laden fist at God.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 14, 2021 01:13 PM (mVFGK)

31
Honking Goose Propagandist Jake Tapper, who ate it up with relish

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He likes relish. Chris Hayes keeps a jar of his favorite brand at hand.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 14, 2021 01:14 PM (2ABQr)

32 HAHAHAHA You humans think you can create tornadoes?

Wait until Admiral Gorelap shows up with his fleet of vengeance to free me!

Then you will let me begin the consumption of mass quantities!

Posted by: The Conehead from last thread at December 14, 2021 01:14 PM (ESjRY)

33 "Conversation."

"Discussion."

I do not think those words mean what the Left thinks they mean.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 14, 2021 01:15 PM (DnWKq)

34 18
are you sure you're carbon neutral, girl? Because you're raising my temperature by 1.6 degrees C.
Posted by: ace

Please don't ever say that again.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 14, 2021 01:15 PM (SDLkS)

35 Some clouds did something.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at December 14, 2021 01:15 PM (TNyrE)

36 29 Is it...like...a global tornado? Is this the first tornado in decades?

out: global warming
in: ~~climate change~~ global tornadoing

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at December 14, 2021 01:15 PM (sGtp+)

37 I wish the climate would change when I'm in use.

Posted by: Joe Biden's Boxers at December 14, 2021 01:15 PM (/hnpm)

38 lol nurse.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 14, 2021 01:15 PM (mVFGK)

39 Amazingly, Brandon will travel to Kentucky to inspect the damage. And... set up sites to deliver booster shots for covid vaccinations?!?!

I'm sorry, what? Are they trying to claim the booster wards off tornadoes?

Posted by: Ian S. at December 14, 2021 01:15 PM (6XLoz)

40 30 Sorry, but I'm not.

He is just another man shaking his money-laden fist at God.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 14, 2021 01:13 PM (mVFGK)

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"That's our Stalin..."
-The Ukraine, circa 1932

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 14, 2021 01:15 PM (LvTSG)

41 Honking Goose Propagandist Jake Tapper, who ate it up with relish

-------

He likes relish. Chris Hayes keeps a jar of his favorite brand at hand.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 14, 2021 01:14 PM (2ABQr)

What a Gentleman.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 14, 2021 01:15 PM (/EuRN)

42
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Is it...like...a global tornado? Is this the first tornado in decades?

I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 14, 2021 01:13 PM (LvTSG)

There's no crisis too small to use as the catalyst to destroy America and freedom.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 14, 2021 01:15 PM (Zz0t1)

43 The truth doesn't matter. Most people are so pig ignorant if you tell them the storms are the worst ever they will nod their heads.

Posted by: steevy at December 14, 2021 01:15 PM (CYnTg)

44 my masters in homeland security looked at the root causes of moderate democrats rioting in 2020 and determined that the looting pillaging and murders were societal goods and that those who fought back were the real threats.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 14, 2021 01:15 PM (ZZK0E)

45 Was watching some paleontology doc....Colorado used to have a rainforest...what happened? Did Colorado move or climate change?...both?

Posted by: BignJames at December 14, 2021 01:15 PM (AwYPR)

46 She keeps on using those words. I do not think they mean what she thinks they mean.

On the other hand, I use the words "fooking imbecile" when speaking of her. I know exactly what those words mean.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2021 01:16 PM (mD/uy)

47 "The fact is that we all know everything is more intense when the climate is changing."

Is that why your pants pooping has become more intense?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 14, 2021 01:16 PM (KY22T)

48 Please don't ever say that again.

Hey baby are you building back better? Because you are giving me some severe inflation. In my pants.

Posted by: Some Suave Moron at December 14, 2021 01:16 PM (ESjRY)

49 Bill Gates wants a crack at that.

And yes, this should make us all very afraid.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at December 14, 2021 01:12 PM (vcOmj)
++++
His schemes could possibly work, and would be a mass-extinction event if he gets to take a crack at it. Massive physical interference with the sun's ability to get through (which is the scheme he and others advocate) will be impossible to undo and if it works (which it might) and result in catastrophe. Reducing temperatures by blocking out the sun will cause famines at absolute best.

This is shit they made fun of on "The Simpsons" decades ago, when Monty Burns was feeding his megalomania by blocking out the sun over Springfield. And it's more or less the same as what Gates wants to do - just on a planetary scale.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 14, 2021 01:16 PM (DU+/6)

50
Please don't ever say that again.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 14, 2021 01:15 PM (SDLkS)

That line has been used on you before, hasn't it.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 14, 2021 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)

51 As the pandemic fades in tyrannical usefulness, the climate will become Democrats next dictatorial tool. Everything will be done in the name of climate. Even though facts and real science don't back up a thing they say.

It's all about power and control. Over you. Especially those of you have already sacrificed your children on their COVID altar.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 14, 2021 01:16 PM (kbvR/)

52 also, the "globe" warmed...but not the areas where the tornadoes occurred.

Like hot parking lots in LA causing brush fires 30 miles away.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 14, 2021 01:16 PM (ZZK0E)

53 45 Was watching some paleontology doc....Colorado used to have a rainforest...what happened? Did Colorado move or climate change?...both?
Posted by: BignJames at December 14, 2021 01:15 PM (AwYPR)

On that timescale, both.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 14, 2021 01:16 PM (z5Vrg)

54 Wait until Admiral Gorelap shows up with his fleet of vengeance to free me!

Then you will let me begin the consumption of mass quantities!
Posted by: The Conehead from last thread at December 14, 2021 01:14 PM (ESjRY)

********

Just dont allow Joe to consume mass quantities of chicken embryos, please!

Posted by: Joe Biden's Boxers at December 14, 2021 01:17 PM (/hnpm)

55
I'm sorry, what? Are they trying to claim the booster wards off tornadoes?

IT IS SCIENCE!

If you get the shot, and you die, you can't ever die from a tornado.

Posted by: The FNM at December 14, 2021 01:17 PM (ESjRY)

56 50
Please don't ever say that again.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 14, 2021 01:15 PM (SDLkS)

That line has been used on you before, hasn't it.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 14, 2021 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)

Well she does live in Seattle. Or was it Portland? Some crazy blue city.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 14, 2021 01:17 PM (z5Vrg)

57 I haven't seen MPPPP since I've been back.

He okay?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 14, 2021 01:17 PM (LvTSG)

58 Global Warming is failing big time here in CA today.

Posted by: wth at December 14, 2021 01:17 PM (v0R5T)

59 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 14, 2021 01:15 PM (LvTSG)
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I fully expect powerful people with money and influence to cause massive death and destruction because this is a sinful world, and until Jesus Christ returns, it will continue to be so.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 14, 2021 01:17 PM (mVFGK)

60 Climate change and Covid hysteria are just different manifestations of the commie agenda.

Posted by: f'd at December 14, 2021 01:17 PM (Tnijr)

61 DEMs politicize everything, even the weather. Nothing exists that isn't a cause for their gathering more power, and several things that don't exist as well.

Posted by: Socratease at December 14, 2021 01:17 PM (oqnjT)

62 I'm pretty sure was caused by a Anthropomorphic Global Warming AND Trump ... but mostly Trump.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at December 14, 2021 01:17 PM (qVRSW)

63 Man can't create tornadoes? Man can't create tornadoes? When I was a kid in grade school, my whole class made tornadoes in little jars! C'mon, man!

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 14, 2021 01:17 PM (DU+/6)

64 Applesauce brain.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 14, 2021 01:18 PM (ufFY8)

65 Well she does live in Seattle. Or was it Portland? Some crazy blue city.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 14, 2021 01:17 PM (z5Vrg)
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Ixnay on the Ortland-pay.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 14, 2021 01:18 PM (DnWKq)

66 "We tornadoed some folks..."

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at December 14, 2021 01:18 PM (MkuC5)

67 Bonus Tyranny Opportunity: Unvaxxed can't get FEMA assistance.

Or has this already been proposed?

Posted by: Ripley at December 14, 2021 01:18 PM (MxEKc)

68 A fancy way of smug progs saying them dirt people got what was coming to them for having the temerity to resist progressive rule.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 14, 2021 01:18 PM (cSs/W)

69 Hey toots, do your work for the Fed? Because my interest is very low.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 14, 2021 01:19 PM (DU+/6)

70 They've ruined science. People don't seek the truth no matter where it leads them. They have their "truth" and they find everything supports it.

Posted by: Iris at December 14, 2021 01:19 PM (DibdT)

71 Just dont allow Joe to consume mass quantities of chicken embryos, please!

Ah yes, the great human champion Joe the Biden. This time we will come with vaporized organic toxin filtering devices. We will be immune to his secret weapon!

And just to be sure we will destroy all of your Chipolte's first!

Posted by: The Conehead from last thread at December 14, 2021 01:19 PM (ESjRY)

72 Does Ron Klain have to stick his hand up the meat puppets ass to make the mouth move?

Posted by: steevy at December 14, 2021 01:19 PM (CYnTg)

73 Or has this already been proposed?
___

it's being done in Canada.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 14, 2021 01:19 PM (mVFGK)

74 >>>72 Does Ron Klain have to stick his hand up the meat puppets ass to make the mouth move?

I think they put peanut butter on his teeth

They "Mr. Ed" him

Posted by: ace at December 14, 2021 01:19 PM (0G13K)

75 Weather is not climate, wingnuts! Unless we need it to be!

--The Left

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 14, 2021 01:20 PM (cSs/W)

76 Wet streets cause rain.

Posted by: Science at December 14, 2021 01:20 PM (jYQlA)

77 A shot so safe and effective that they have to threaten people with freezing to death to get it.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 14, 2021 01:20 PM (ESjRY)

78 Is it...like...a global tornado?

*****

Well, that's a new twist!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 14, 2021 01:20 PM (m45I2)

79 I'm sure spending trillions of dollars will...do something.
Until they need more.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at December 14, 2021 01:20 PM (4Q7Jx)

80 BTW, Rachel Vindman has a real purty mouf

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 14, 2021 01:20 PM (cSs/W)

81 70 They've ruined science. People don't seek the truth no matter where it leads them. They have their "truth" and they find everything supports it.

Posted by: Iris at December 14, 2021 01:19 PM (DibdT)

Are you saying that scientists whore like politicians? Yep, but I can't think of a profession that doesn't these days.

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 14, 2021 01:20 PM (ONvIw)

82 If Brandon does go to Kentucky, I do hope his handlers inspect him for any watches or other devices that will distract him before he begins posing for photo ops.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at December 14, 2021 01:20 PM (TNyrE)

83 Well, that's a new twist!

I already told you that

Posted by: Chuck Berry at December 14, 2021 01:20 PM (ESjRY)

84 I think they put peanut butter on his teeth

They "Mr. Ed" him
Posted by: ace at December 14, 2021 01:19 PM (0G13K)

Mirrored aviators and all.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 14, 2021 01:20 PM (/EuRN)

85 Climate change and Covid hysteria are just different manifestations of the commie agenda.
Posted by: f'd at December 14, 2021 01:17 PM (Tnijr)
........

Crazy Town.

Posted by: wth at December 14, 2021 01:20 PM (v0R5T)

86 I think you mean "hurricanes", Ace.

@Breaking911
President Biden mistakenly says the Mid-South and Midwest were hit by a hurricane.

https://tinyurl.com/k27etey6

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 14, 2021 01:20 PM (UHVv4)

87 78 Is it...like...a global tornado?

*****

Well, that's a new twist!
Posted by: Muldoon at December 14, 2021 01:20 PM (m45I2)

==========

*furiously taking notes and masturbating*
-Roland Emmerich

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 14, 2021 01:21 PM (LvTSG)

88 Does Ron Klain have to stick his hand up the meat puppets ass to make the mouth move?

The real Biden is dead, what we see is animatronic. Like those Showbiz Pizza characters.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 14, 2021 01:21 PM (6XLoz)

89 Don't forget. Tornados also represent white supremacy, American hegemony, toxic masculinity, cisgenderism, rapey Tuesdays, and student loan exploitation.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 14, 2021 01:21 PM (KY22T)

90 4 billion years of the planet has seen all sorts of climate change. You'd think the party of SCIENCE!! would know this.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 14, 2021 01:21 PM (OalnH)

91 Friggin ridiculous.THE SCIENCE doesn't back up this claim at all, yet they keep pushing the narrative.

Posted by: pookysgirl, eyes rolling out of their sockets at December 14, 2021 01:21 PM (XKZwp)

92 Yes, the peanut butter is for his teeth
Jill Biden

Posted by: steevy at December 14, 2021 01:21 PM (CYnTg)

93 We are under the power of mentally ill people. If they were just stupid it would be bad enough. But these people are nutz.

Posted by: I'm just sayin at December 14, 2021 01:21 PM (2qSTm)

94 "when the climate is warming . . . ." So are we back to global WARMING as the leftist boogeyman? We went from Global Cooling in the 70s to Warming in the 90s and 2000s, but then when it became clear that there was no warming trend, it went to the vague "Climate Change." So are we back to "warming" again?

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 14, 2021 01:21 PM (iFTx/)

95 We've had an eight year hiatus from F5 tornadoes. Eight years -- during this "global warming crisis."

Furthermore, while from 1954 to 1976 the US saw 36 F5 tornadoes, in the twenty years between 2000 and 2020 we only saw... four.

It's amazing that the MSM hasn't simply had some intern count the number of these storms, and put them in proper context. Roger Pielke is doing the job that they won't. BTW, he's a believer in climate change, but thinks the emphasis has been in the wrong place. Kind of like the USA's version of Bjorn Lomborg.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 14, 2021 01:21 PM (KXgNF)

96 These F5 tornadoes are more girthy than their 1950s counterparts.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2021 01:21 PM (E8EsG)

97 I think they put peanut butter on his teeth

They "Mr. Ed" him
Posted by: ace at December 14, 2021 01:19 PM (0G13K)

*glares*

Posted by: Rabid Moroccan Donkey with a ruptured asshole at December 14, 2021 01:21 PM (i9ZBi)

98 83 Well, that's a new twist!

I already told you that
Posted by: Chuck Berry at December 14, 2021 01:20 PM (ESjRY)

Wut?

Posted by: Chubby Checker at December 14, 2021 01:22 PM (PiwSw)

99 It's another "new normal"! AGAIN!!!

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at December 14, 2021 01:22 PM (4Q7Jx)

100 89 Don't forget. Tornados also represent white supremacy, American hegemony, toxic masculinity, cisgenderism, rapey Tuesdays, and student loan exploitation.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 14, 2021 01:21 PM (KY22T)

Ok, but what if we gave the tornado a black name. Like Laquanshay.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 14, 2021 01:22 PM (z5Vrg)

101 Ivermectin is a climate dewarmer!!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 14, 2021 01:22 PM (m45I2)

102 It's another "new normal"! AGAIN!!!
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at December 14, 2021 01:22 PM (4Q7Jx)
++++
Meet the new normal. It's the same as the old awful.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 14, 2021 01:22 PM (DU+/6)

103 Jesus is going to come back, take one look and say "forget you all. I got better things to do. Have fun buttheads." And off he goes to Aldebaran.

Cause they got those cute green chicks.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 14, 2021 01:22 PM (FZzni)

104 Yes, the peanut butter is for his teeth
Jill Biden

There's an army of liberal "men" on Twitter who show up and yell at you if you suggest that DOCTOR JILL isn't actually a doctor. It's like, guys, she only jumps marriages if you can offer her more power, and she's FLOTUS, so only Jeff Bezos can apply.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 14, 2021 01:23 PM (6XLoz)

105 Furthermore, while from 1954 to 1976 the US saw 36 F5 tornadoes, in the twenty years between 2000 and 2020 we only saw... four.

The F5 tornadoes back then are actually F1 tornadoes today and vice versa. They switched sides.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2021 01:23 PM (E8EsG)

106 Was the senile "president" caused by global warming?

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 14, 2021 01:23 PM (eGTCV)

107
*furiously taking notes and masturbating*
-Roland Emmerich

--------------------------
Hey! That's my gig!
- Jeffrey Toobin

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at December 14, 2021 01:23 PM (a/dOO)

108 Continuing the discussion of commies from the last thread, the Climate Change mantra is bullshit, of course, and even the commies who parrot it knows this is so, but their use of it is effective, so they keep it up.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 14, 2021 01:23 PM (jTmQV)

109 It's another "new normal"! AGAIN!!!
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at December 14, 2021 01:22 PM (4Q7Jx)
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Like the Time Warp.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 14, 2021 01:23 PM (DnWKq)

110 Hmm, sounds like Global Warming is reducing tornadoes. Maybe this is a "breakthrough" tornado...

Posted by: Dr. Titanium Whitey, J.D. at December 14, 2021 01:23 PM (i6shs)

111 Looking at the national forecast, expect another spate of tornados in the same area again in a couple of days.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 14, 2021 01:23 PM (J0Lsu)

112 Jesus is going to come back, take one look and say "forget you all. I got better things to do. Have fun buttheads." And off he goes to Aldebaran.

Cause they got those cute green chicks.
Posted by: jakee308
___

Might want to pick up a bible sometime and actually read it.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 14, 2021 01:23 PM (mVFGK)

113 The pause in severe tornados preceding the severe tornados in Kentucky is more evidence of human-caused climate change. War is peace.

Posted by: pikkumatti at December 14, 2021 01:24 PM (vjH93)

114 Ace's comment about there possibly being an "F5 Tornado Gap" reminds me of General Buck Turgison's remarks in Dr. Strangelove:

https://youtu.be/bZm3qBdECdw

Posted by: Sharkman at December 14, 2021 01:24 PM (hhrR3)

115 #86 Doh!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 14, 2021 01:24 PM (UHVv4)

116 We went from Global Cooling in the 70s to Warming in the 90s and 2000s, but then when it became clear that there was no warming trend, it went to the vague "Climate Change."
Posted by: Elric Blade

See also "How to survive the coming ice age" - Time magazine - 1977.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2021 01:24 PM (mD/uy)

117 Has the quality of our "public servants" always been this abysmal?

Posted by: mr tmz at December 14, 2021 01:24 PM (m/Gc2)

118 Yes, the peanut butter is for his teeth
Jill Biden
Posted by: steevy at December 14, 2021 01:21 PM

*whispers*

Help me....

Posted by: The Biden family dog at December 14, 2021 01:24 PM (m+jkK)

119 Thank God Jesus isn't a 'ron.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 14, 2021 01:24 PM (mVFGK)

120 I will blatantly rip off Instapundit here. I'll believe it's a crisis when those who say it's a crisis start acting like it's a crisis.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 14, 2021 01:24 PM (sAmhv)

121 "We all know that everything is more intense when the climate is warming. Everything"

Now is the perfect time to take advantage of this with some of the most attractive offers we've ever offered!

Posted by: Symbian at December 14, 2021 01:24 PM (a3Q+t)

122 The Left's easy solution to stop global warmening: give up all forms of fire.

Simple.

Posted by: Dan at December 14, 2021 01:24 PM (+NG5U)

123 @Breaking911
President Biden mistakenly says the Mid-South and Midwest were hit by a hurricane.

No, he misunderstood. FJB wants to hit the midwest with his hurrycane.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2021 01:24 PM (E8EsG)

124 Ace, in the sidebar, I think the bit about the modern vs. ancient historians is going to the point that the modern guy has to babble on for pages and paragraphs to tell the same basic story as the ancient historian guy. And as one of the commenters there put it, "You know half the modern paragraph is about how there aren't enough spaces for LGBT historians."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 14, 2021 01:24 PM (txdEq)

125 80 BTW, Rachel Vindman has a real purty mouf
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 14, 2021 01:20 PM (cSs/W)

In Rachel's mom's obituary, Vindman is listed as from Moscow, not Kiev as in wikipedia.

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 14, 2021 01:25 PM (ONvIw)

126 As yet, I do not believe the National Weather Service has classified any of the tornados associated with the severe weather outbreak on December 10th - 11th higher than EF3.

The one(s) that hit Mayfield, KY "may" have been worse, but the analysis in ongoing.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 14, 2021 01:25 PM (BFigT)

127 I like the old science when supposedly "there are no dumb questions." Well, in truth there were a lot I heard but still you were encouraged to question things. Are profs allowed to say that anymore? Now all your questions are dumb and hateful and anti-science.

Posted by: Ripley at December 14, 2021 01:25 PM (MxEKc)

128 Maybe the left is figuring it out as far as nuclear power. Biden Admin is stopping the closing of the San Luis Obispo/Diablo Canyon plant here in California and Bill Gates is building a nuclear power plant in Wyoming.

Maybe we'll stop seeing these stupid f'ing solar panel and wind farms.

Posted by: JROD at December 14, 2021 01:25 PM (0jZnq)

129
*furiously taking notes and masturbating*

You want to see that hot movie starlet

You'll settle for that cute clerk at your favorite Val-U-Rite

You'll get Hunter Biden, star of his own pron hub channel

Posted by: Obligatory at December 14, 2021 01:26 PM (ESjRY)

130 101 Ivermectin is a climate dewarmer!!
Posted by: Muldoon at December 14, 2021 01:22 PM (m45I2)

LOL! Next suggestion will be to shoot it into the atmosphere.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at December 14, 2021 01:26 PM (Agr8U)

131 121 "We all know that everything is more intense when the climate is warming. Everything"

The droughts, the floods, the heat, the cold, the intensity of storms, the lack of storms. All of it. Whatever you need, AGW has got your crisis covered.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2021 01:26 PM (E8EsG)

132 125 80 BTW, Rachel Vindman has a real purty mouf
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 14, 2021 01:20 PM (cSs/W)

Is she related to the chubby colonel?

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 14, 2021 01:26 PM (eGTCV)

133 LOL! Next suggestion will be to shoot it into the atmosphere.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at December 14, 2021 01:26 PM (Agr8U)
++++
No way. They will demand a "New Manhattan Project" to create an Ivermectin-like substance that costs 5000x more and has nasty side effects that can then be shot into the atmosphere.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 14, 2021 01:27 PM (DU+/6)

134 willow'd:

Need to decide what fake company logo to put on it.
Posted by: JEM

Sam & Ella's Catering

Posted by: reason at December 14, 2021 01:27 PM (o0WIV)

135 Like the Time Warp.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 14, 2021 01:23 PM

Do we have to do it again?

Posted by: The Transylvanians at December 14, 2021 01:27 PM (a3Q+t)

136 >Is she related to the chubby colonel?
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 14, 2021 01:26 PM (eGTCV)

Spousal unit, supposedly

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 14, 2021 01:27 PM (cSs/W)

137 Is she related to the chubby colonel?
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 14, 2021 01:26 PM (eGTCV)

His wife

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 14, 2021 01:27 PM (ONvIw)

138 "We all know that everything is more intense when the climate is warming. Everything"

The droughts, the floods, the heat, the cold, the intensity of storms, the lack of storms. All of it. Whatever you need, AGW has got your crisis covered.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2021 01:26 PM (E8EsG)

Sounds like something Ron Popeil would hawk on TV.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 14, 2021 01:27 PM (Zz0t1)

139 124 Ace, in the sidebar, I think the bit about the modern vs. ancient historians is going to the point that the modern guy has to babble on for pages and paragraphs to tell the same basic story as the ancient historian guy. And as one of the commenters there put it, "You know half the modern paragraph is about how there aren't enough spaces for LGBT historians."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 14, 2021 01:24 PM (txdEq)

Modern historians like to make stuff up and "contextualize things" and interpret and tell a story. Older historians tend to be more curt, military histories especially, and simply note things.

Trying to "add color" to ancient history is kind of an iffy affair at best imo. We can't grasp the precise political rivalries and interests at play, it's empty speculation.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 14, 2021 01:27 PM (z5Vrg)

140 Now is the perfect time to take advantage of this with some of the most attractive offers we've ever offered!

Posted by: Symbian at December 14, 2021 01:24 PM (a3Q+t)

The smoothest ride I've ever had - and trust me I know a thing or two about ridin'

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 14, 2021 01:27 PM (ESjRY)

141 Brilliant chop-chop of the Meat Puppet slobbering. I admire Ace's patience in blowing away the fog around these complete idiots, in an effort to make some sort of sense of what they say. My own willingness to sit through 76 IQ speeches on climate is very low, so thanks Ace.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 14, 2021 01:27 PM (ZsOyq)

142 It's Official: Generator Ban Passes in California

https://rvmiles.com/california-generator-ban/

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 14, 2021 01:27 PM (mVFGK)

143 It's a whirling dervish.

Posted by: Joe Schmuck at December 14, 2021 01:27 PM (v0R5T)

144 Meterologist Joe Bastardi has a book out "The Weaponization of Weather." He calso speculates on the next weather event which will be weaponized:

https://twitter.com/BigJoeBastardi

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 14, 2021 01:27 PM (poMoX)

145 Also today. MFM keen to let us know that a "38 degree day in Verkhoyansk, Russia in June 2020 certified as highest temperature ever recorded in the Arctic."

Oddly enough, the next chyron doesn't tell us about record-setting cold all over the Russian Arctic THIS early winter.

Verkhoyansk, Russia latitude: 67.6 deg. North [Arctic Circle starts at 66 deg.] and 38C = 100.4F
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"The WMO says a previous air temperature record of 99 F (37.3 C) was measured in Verkhoyansk on July 25, 1988.

The town holds the Guinness World Record for the most extreme range of temperatures, which varies from minus 90 F to the high 90s."

I'm willing to bet they don't have more than 200-300 years of temperature data. These people are scammers.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 14, 2021 01:27 PM (UHVv4)

146 "Believe me. I know it's tempting to scream, yell & question why people are so slow to accept reality but we must have conversations w/ skeptics"

Oh. So the Gender Studies major is going to lay some scientific reality on us. What a joke.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 14, 2021 01:27 PM (guGkK)

147 "BRRRRRP.....Good job, Brownie."

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 14, 2021 01:27 PM (sWM8x)

148 Like the Time Warp.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 14, 2021 01:23 PM

Do we have to do it again?
Posted by: The Transylvanians at December 14, 2021 01:27 PM

Come on, it's just a jump to the left...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 14, 2021 01:28 PM (m+jkK)

149 Just to show how bad global warming is, can you tell me the last time Kentucky was hit by an F5 hurricane like this? Clock is ticking, folks.

Posted by: Present Puddin' Head Joe at December 14, 2021 01:28 PM (SOV+T)

150 Climate change is the new Covid. Or Covid was the new climate change. It's all the same: fear used for power.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 14, 2021 01:28 PM (H8QX8)

151
We had a Tornado in Massafuckingschusetts decades ago!

People were still talking about it when I was a little kid.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 14, 2021 01:28 PM (Z5xQv)

152 Good grief, Michigan was a shallow sea near the equator back in the day. Where do you think the Petoskey stones came from?
But, everything was always the same for all time, is what these dipshits believe.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 14, 2021 01:28 PM (ufFY8)

153 Who hears this bint and says, "She sounds very sciency."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 14, 2021 01:28 PM (LvTSG)

154 Off topic. There's a little piece of Western Kentucky disconnected from the rest of the state in a loop of the Mississippi. Recall reading somewhere that it resulted from the New Madrid earthquake in 1812 that changed the course of the river. Don't know if that's true.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 14, 2021 01:28 PM (YFAIE)

155 Spousal unit, supposedly

Supposedly? I give that doughboy the best unenthusiastic handjob of his life at least yearly and I get a "supposedly".

Posted by: Mrs Col Bearclaw at December 14, 2021 01:29 PM (ESjRY)

156 As yet, I do not believe the National Weather Service has classified any of the tornados associated with the severe weather outbreak on December 10th - 11th higher than EF3.

The one(s) that hit Mayfield, KY "may" have been worse, but the analysis in ongoing.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Because of redneck engineering, they may not have been above EF1.

Seriously, cheap jokes aside, my heart goes out to those affected.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 14, 2021 01:29 PM (BAKdv)

157 I think that bad things go on in the Vindman household. Ugly things.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 14, 2021 01:29 PM (guGkK)

158 96 degrees ... in the shaaaaade

Posted by: JackStraw at December 14, 2021 01:29 PM (ZLI7S)

159 went from Global Cooling in the 70s to Warming in the 90s and 2000s, but then when it became clear that there was no warming trend, it went to the vague "Climate Change."
Posted by: Elric Blade

See also "How to survive the coming ice age" - Time magazine - 1977.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2021 01:24 PM (mD/uy)

I can't find it at the moment but I saw a list of all the death by climate predictions going back to the middle ages. So weather scare mongering was a long track record.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 14, 2021 01:29 PM (J0Lsu)

160 The F5 tornadoes back then are actually F1 tornadoes today and vice versa. They switched sides.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Hah!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 14, 2021 01:30 PM (OssQ4)

161 Trying to "add color" to ancient history is kind of an iffy affair at best imo. We can't grasp the precise political rivalries and interests at play, it's empty speculation.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 14, 2021 01:27 PM (z5Vrg)
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I was a history student in college for one of my degrees. My advisor had a book by a historian I like - Paul Johnson - on his shelf. I asked him what he thought of Johnson.

My advisor replied, "He's fine, I suppose, as far as he goes. He isn't innovative, though, and that limits his view." That has never left me, and it underscores exactly this point you made. "Innovation in the study of history" means only one of two things:
1. Discovering how to translate ancient texts (things like cracking the Rosetta Stone), finding new caches of information, etc.
2. Making shit up.

He wasn't talking about the former.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 14, 2021 01:30 PM (DU+/6)

162 157 Are you saying that some pegging is going on?

Posted by: steevy at December 14, 2021 01:30 PM (CYnTg)

163 We had a Tornado in Massafuckingschusetts decades ago!

People were still talking about it when I was a little kid.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 14, 2021 01:28 PM

Hell, we had 3 in August. 10 years ago we had one touch down smack in the middle of downtown Springfield.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 14, 2021 01:30 PM (m+jkK)

164 Every corn farmer-- even those without a college education-- can tell you the exact number of heat units needed for his corn to reach peak freshness.

Yet not one climate scientist can tell you the number of heat units needed in the Pacific Ocean to cause La Nina or El Nino.

And that's one weather phenomenon caused specifically by an increase or decrease in temperature. And not one of them can predict it until up just before it actually happens. Not years, not decades, not centuries--as they confidently assure us as to world temperatures--months, that is their best prediction of La Nina and El Nino.

Posted by: Lrrr at December 14, 2021 01:30 PM (jIL4c)

165 134 willow'd: Need to decide what fake company logo to put on it. Posted by: JEM

Sam & Ella's Catering
Posted by: reason at December 14, 2021 01:27 PM
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I've always liked "Collateral Damage, Inc."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 14, 2021 01:31 PM (sWM8x)

166 142 It's Official: Generator Ban Passes in California

https://rvmiles.com/california-generator-ban/
Posted by: SMH

Good thing California never has black outs or natural disasters.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 14, 2021 01:31 PM (sAmhv)

167 Some tornadoes did something.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 14, 2021 01:31 PM (eA1RV)

168 My anecdotal impression of Illinois thunderstorms, growing up in the 1950s and 1960s, is that they were way scarier back then. The clouds used to turn green and brown. There was lots more hail. There was lots more lightning, and the electrical storms were more persistent. (We also used to get waves of locusts through Chicago some summers, and big piles of dead alewife fishies on the lakefront, but that's a different plague.)

Posted by: gp Attempts To Gain Function, And Fails at December 14, 2021 01:31 PM (qpX6U)

169 So now in California when the power goes out you can't even have a generator? I'm sure that will apply to the governor's mansion and all the mansions of the stars too....

Posted by: steevy at December 14, 2021 01:32 PM (CYnTg)

170 But only Global Warming for you, citizen.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 14, 2021 01:32 PM (XSoJN)

171 It's Official: Generator Ban Passes in California

https://rvmiles.com/california-generator-ban/
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 14, 2021 01:27 PM (mVFGK)
.......

But you can still drive your RV into CA from out of state and fire up the generator. I don't why you would, but you could.

Posted by: wth at December 14, 2021 01:32 PM (v0R5T)

172 166 142 It's Official: Generator Ban Passes in California

https://rvmiles.com/california-generator-ban/
Posted by: SMH

==========

"You may not live independent of the state."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 14, 2021 01:32 PM (LvTSG)

173 I for one, if having survived a tornado, would not care that my home was destroyed, business was destroyed, family members killed, and pets lost or killed....the first thing on my mind would be getting a booster shot.

I can't wait until President Puddin' Head delivers what invariably will be nonsensical, irresponsible, and incoherent remarks tomorrow. Haven't those people been through enough?

Posted by: Joe McCarthy at December 14, 2021 01:32 PM (oiNtH)

174 Living with the Democrats' constant push on all of its imaginary hobgoblins is a wearing endeavor.

Posted by: Revenant at December 14, 2021 01:32 PM (1JtC2)

175 As yet, I do not believe the National Weather Service has classified any of the tornados associated with the severe weather outbreak on December 10th - 11th higher than EF3.

FWIW, NWS's classification isn't all that scientific. It's based purely on damage to buildings and structures, so even if you have live radar measurements indicating that something's EF5, if it's just in a cornfield it gets rated a lot lower.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 14, 2021 01:33 PM (AIhUY)

176 The new Merck drug molnupiravir was approved two weeks ago by the Food and Drug Administration. The "expert" committee narrowly voted to recommend authorizing the drug.

But hidden towards the bottom of the article you learn molnupiravir might actually mutate healthy DNA by accident.

Oops.

https://tinyurl.com/2w2a6ef9

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 14, 2021 01:33 PM (mVFGK)

177 I love that science is now based on absolutely nothing, if not evidence to the contrary. It's like after Katrina where they said we'd have these huge hurricanes multiple times a year, and then the next many years were some of thr calmest hurricane seasons on record.

They know they'll get away with it because thier audience are all imbeciles.

Posted by: Rbastid at December 14, 2021 01:33 PM (zhnUE)

178 So now in California when the power goes out you can't even have a generator? I'm sure that will apply to the governor's mansion and all the mansions of the stars too....
Posted by: steevy

CHARGE THOSE CARS!!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 14, 2021 01:33 PM (BAKdv)

179 So now in California when the power goes out you can't even have a generator?

**

You can have an electric generator, dummy. Haven't you watched any Ford truck commercials recently? It can run your house for three days.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 14, 2021 01:33 PM (XSoJN)

180 I'm waiting for the Supreme Court to decide that we all need to have vaccine passwords to travel anywhere.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 14, 2021 01:33 PM (5HBd1)

181 Joe Squinty McStroke sure is on the ball.

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 14, 2021 01:33 PM (WmGrA)

182 Off Joe "Hic" sock!

Posted by: Cheri at December 14, 2021 01:33 PM (oiNtH)

183 The FEMA chief is trans?

Posted by: Capital Eff at December 14, 2021 01:33 PM (GYllL)

184 Off topic. There's a little piece of Western Kentucky disconnected from the rest of the state in a loop of the Mississippi. Recall reading somewhere that it resulted from the New Madrid earthquake in 1812 that changed the course of the river. Don't know if that's true.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

The Kentucky Bend, variously called the New Madrid Bend, Madrid Bend, Bessie Bend, or Bubbleland, is an exclave of Fulton County, Kentucky, encircled by the states of Tennessee and Missouri. It is a portion of a peninsula defined by an oxbow loop meander of the Mississippi River, and its inclusion in the state of Kentucky stems from uncertainties of the course of the Mississippi River when the boundary between Tennessee and Kentucky was established.

Posted by: Soladad's earpiece at December 14, 2021 01:33 PM (4thlk)

185 Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 14, 2021 01:23 PM (mVFGK)

You think I'm serious? Shaking MY head.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 14, 2021 01:33 PM (FZzni)

186 The California Air Resource Board has agreed to ban the sale of new products run by small gas-powered engines.

If you are subject to a rolling blackout, you don't get to run a generator unless you can go buy one out of state. The rich get to run jennies while the poor sit in darkness.

All those lawn crews out there running gas powered leaf blowers and gas mowers? Cali says, "Fuck you."

Sure you can hook up a power line if you're close to a house, but what about the guys doing maintenance in the middle of a median or working on large lawns?

https://on.mktw.net/3m3EzPo

Posted by: bonhomme at December 14, 2021 01:33 PM (sG4Hj)

187 If China won a war against us, what would be different?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 14, 2021 01:33 PM (44ww/)

188
Tornadoes Are Not Rare!

1787, Tornadoes ravaged four states, CT, MA, RI, and NH

1821
1879
1890 Lawrence, MA, 8 people killed

Tornado in 1953, Worcester, MA.
Killed 94 people.

2011 in MA, killed 3 people

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 14, 2021 01:33 PM (Z5xQv)

189 169 So now in California when the power goes out you can't even have a generator? I'm sure that will apply to the governor's mansion and all the mansions of the stars too....

Posted by: steevy at December 14, 2021 01:32 PM (CYnTg

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I'm sure it will also apply to all of the clubs and restaurants the CA elites like to frequent.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at December 14, 2021 01:34 PM (TNyrE)

190 He wasn't talking about the former.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 14, 2021 01:30 PM (DU+/6)
--
The past is always changing, but few realize it.
-- Leto II (from Frank Herbert's "God Emperor of Dune")

Posted by: Revenant at December 14, 2021 01:34 PM (1JtC2)

191 142 It's Official: Generator Ban Passes in California

https://rvmiles.com/california-generator-ban/
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 14, 2021 01:27 PM (mVFGK)

Please buy an electric car. Also, please don't plug in your electric car.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 14, 2021 01:34 PM (z5Vrg)

192 If China won a war against us, what would be different?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 14, 2021 01:33 PM (44ww/)

The camps would be bigger and you'd be physically beaten instead of browbeaten.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 14, 2021 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)

193 But hidden towards the bottom of the article you learn molnupiravir might actually mutate healthy DNA by accident.

**

They're getting more comfortable admitting the truth about where we're headed.

Recently the president of Bayer Pharmaceuticals outright stated that the vaccines are gene / cell therapy.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 14, 2021 01:34 PM (XSoJN)

194 @166 Puddleglum-Not worried. Biden Administration is going to keep San Luis Obispo Nuclear Power Plant open in California and Bill Gates is getting into building nuclear power plants. He's building one in Kemmerer, Wyoming. The left always gets their way, now their way might be nuclear power. We will see.

Posted by: JROD at December 14, 2021 01:35 PM (0jZnq)

195 "Haven't you watched any Ford truck commercials recently? It can run your house for three days.
Posted by: Moron Robbie"

What if you want to go somewhere?

Posted by: f'd at December 14, 2021 01:35 PM (Tnijr)

196 Somebody should pull that stick out of President Puddin Head's backside. He walks like a Tijuana Donkey after a weekend bachelor party marathon.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 14, 2021 01:35 PM (kbvR/)

197 It's like, guys, she only jumps marriages if you can offer her more power, and she's FLOTUS, so only Jeff Bezos can apply.
_______________

Why would he, or any other sane man, even want to?

Jill Biden is not only a nasty piece of work, but she's an old woman in her 70's who looks it, despite all the plastic surgery she's had.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 14, 2021 01:35 PM (k4dH2)

198 If people get forced out of houses and into trailer parks expect the number and ferocity of tornadoes to increase. >sarc

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 14, 2021 01:35 PM (eGTCV)

199 You think I'm serious? Shaking MY head.
Posted by: jakee308
___

Around here, it's hard to tell.
Sorry.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 14, 2021 01:35 PM (mVFGK)

200 went from Global Cooling in the 70s to Warming in the 90s and 2000s
---
In the 70's the only question was which would kill you
first--acid rain or alar.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 14, 2021 01:35 PM (sWM8x)

201
Are we to pretend the Laws Of Thermodynamics no longer exist??

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 14, 2021 01:35 PM (Z5xQv)

202 Moving to Texas, mon.

Posted by: Manuel Labor at December 14, 2021 01:35 PM (v0R5T)

203 My vengeful .... ah, Planet ... is smiting heretics ... sorry I meant to say "deniers" ... for failing to embrace the one true religion ... sorry again, I meant to say "The Science."

Posted by: Climate Cultist/Atheist at December 14, 2021 01:36 PM (dYe5S)

204 Doktor Mommy Jill, global warming made a mudslide in my pants!!

Posted by: Boom Boom Biden at December 14, 2021 01:36 PM (JPtHE)

205 If China won a war against us, what would be different?

There'd be less gay crap on TV?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 14, 2021 01:36 PM (ESjRY)

206 I pray I live long enough to see the warmists and the gender pimps and a few other hoaxers all...oh bullshit, they're all gonna get their damn pensions and live out the lives they don't want the rest of us to have.

Posted by: JEM at December 14, 2021 01:36 PM (8erNz)

207 Can't wait to hear President Puddin' Head talk about the midwest tsunami tomorrow.

Posted by: Cheri at December 14, 2021 01:36 PM (oiNtH)

208 201
Are we to pretend the Laws Of Thermodynamics no longer exist??

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 14, 2021 01:35 PM (Z5xQv)

==========

"Lisa...get in here...In this house we follow the laws of thermodynamics!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 14, 2021 01:36 PM (LvTSG)

209 Little Known Muldoon Fact #4562-

Prior to colonization of the New World by Europeans in the 1600s the local inhabitants of Kentucky had no written records of a tornado ever occurring there.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 14, 2021 01:36 PM (m45I2)

210 I think I'll go for a walk. Climate Change is causing a nice day. Mid 50s, sunny in Babylon DC.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 14, 2021 01:36 PM (sAmhv)

211 In the 70's the only question was which would kill you
first--acid rain or alar.
----------------------------
Red Dye #2

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 14, 2021 01:36 PM (UHVv4)

212 Alar was the late 80's wasn't it? Wasn't that the stuff Meryl Streep was crying about in congressional testimony?

Posted by: steevy at December 14, 2021 01:37 PM (CYnTg)

213 205 "If China won a war against us, what would be different?"

There'd be less gay crap on TV?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 14, 2021 01:36 PM (ESjRY)

Society would be less woke?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 14, 2021 01:37 PM (z5Vrg)

214 Dinosaurs dominated the Earth for millions of years with global temps well higher than today and atmospheric CO2 at near double.

Somehow, life absolutely thrived in that ... hellscape.

Again, the best millions of years in the entire history of earth for life is the nightmare we must destroy all technology and cede all power to the state to avoid.

Posted by: Lrrr at December 14, 2021 01:37 PM (jIL4c)

215 Dying brain will talk about his time as a tornado tracker working alongside Helen Hunt.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 14, 2021 01:37 PM (eGTCV)

216

I guaranfuckingtee you not one person under the age of 25 today understands what causes WIND.

No one on social media have any idea about Wind and differences of temperature and when cold/warm fronts meet.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 14, 2021 01:37 PM (Z5xQv)

217 Banning generators will save the planet, doncha know.

Posted by: wth at December 14, 2021 01:38 PM (v0R5T)

218 There's a little piece of Western Kentucky disconnected from the rest of the state in a loop of the Mississippi. Recall reading somewhere that it resulted from the New Madrid earthquake in 1812 that changed the course of the river. Don't know if that's true.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

No. It was climate change. As the earth warms, we can expect other pieces of states to be cut off by changing river courses.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2021 01:38 PM (E8EsG)

219 Climate change is everywhere
Posted by: Amy and Kav at December 14, 2021 01:09 PM (ONvIw)

Even in your underwear!

Posted by: 5 year old naturalfake at December 14, 2021 01:38 PM (5NkmN)

220 This blue-eyed blonde finds the notion of browbeating people with "climate change" propaganda in the wake of a deadly disaster to be as preposterous as it is ghoulish:
https://is.gd/EP5rP5

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 14, 2021 01:38 PM (DU+/6)

221 "Haven't you watched any Ford truck commercials recently? It can run your house for three days.
Posted by: Moron Robbie"

What if you want to go somewhere?
Posted by: f'd

Buy 2.
Modern problems require modern solutions.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 14, 2021 01:38 PM (BAKdv)

222 I'm sure it will also apply to all of the clubs and restaurants the CA elites like to frequent.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at December 14, 2021 01:34 PM (TNyrE)
============
the article says portable generators only, along with gas-powered lawnmowers and leaf blowers.

Building back-up generators might be excluded. I'd imagine they would be, or hospitals, data centers and cold storage would no longer exist in California.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 14, 2021 01:38 PM (ZsOyq)

223 205 If China won a war against us, what would be different?

There'd be less gay crap on TV?
Posted by: 18-1

That's battlespace preparation.

But seriously, after two generations of forcibly opposing the act, apparently China's having problems getting their young'uns to breed.

I think those of us round-eyes with sperm should volunteer our services to the CCP.

Two weeks a month, twice a day. Guy's gotta have time to rest.

Posted by: JEM at December 14, 2021 01:38 PM (8erNz)

224 Bill Gates is building a nuclear reactor in Kemmerer, Wyoming. I'm sure we'll see nukes popping up throughout the United States. Biden Administration is keeping the Diablo Canyon nuke open in California.

Don't worry right-wingers you won't need your fossil fuel powered generators, Bill Gates is coming to the rescue with nuclear power!

Posted by: JROD at December 14, 2021 01:39 PM (0jZnq)

225 217 Banning generators will save the planet, doncha know.
Posted by: wth at December 14, 2021 01:38 PM (v0R5T)

=========

What about the generators that power private aircraft in flight?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 14, 2021 01:39 PM (LvTSG)

226 "Prior to colonization of the New World by Europeans in the 1600s the local inhabitants of Kentucky had no written records of a tornado ever occurring there."
Posted by: Muldoon

They were so far ahead of the white man all the records were digitized.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 14, 2021 01:39 PM (4thlk)

227 This blue-eyed blonde finds the notion of browbeating people with "climate change" propaganda in the wake of a deadly disaster to be as preposterous as it is ghoulish:

My scientific analysis of the situation says her sweater isn't quite keeping her warm enough.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 14, 2021 01:39 PM (ESjRY)

228 220 This blue-eyed blonde finds the notion of browbeating people with "climate change" propaganda in the wake of a deadly disaster to be as preposterous as it is ghoulish:
https://is.gd/EP5rP5
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 14, 2021 01:38 PM (DU+/6)

===========

She looks Eastern European...maybe Russian.

Also cold.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 14, 2021 01:39 PM (LvTSG)

229 Remind me to open Generator City locations in NV and AZ.

Posted by: Capital Eff at December 14, 2021 01:39 PM (GYllL)

230 This blue-eyed blonde finds the notion of browbeating people with "climate change" propaganda in the wake of a deadly disaster to be as preposterous as it is ghoulish:
https://is.gd/EP5rP5
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!

There is a cold front coming.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 14, 2021 01:39 PM (eGTCV)

231
Hell, we had 3 in August. 10 years ago we had one touch down smack in the middle of downtown Springfield.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Do you remember old folks talking about the Worcester Tornado?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 14, 2021 01:39 PM (Z5xQv)

232 There was a tornado the night that Francis Scott Key wrote the Star-spangled banner during the War of 1812.

Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at December 14, 2021 01:39 PM (rDgjh)

233 guaranfuckingtee you not one person under the age of 25 today understands what causes WIND.

Beans and broccoli?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko gender fluid at December 14, 2021 01:40 PM (o8TYF)

234 You can't have a warm front without global warming. Warm fronts will become more frequent and intense, leading to more interactions with cold fronts. Like crips and bloods.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2021 01:40 PM (E8EsG)

235 212 Alar was the late 80's wasn't it? Wasn't that the stuff Meryl Streep was crying about in congressional testimony?
Posted by: steevy
---
Could have been. I'm terrible about placing things in time.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 14, 2021 01:40 PM (sWM8x)

236 220 This blue-eyed blonde finds the notion of browbeating people with "climate change" propaganda in the wake of a deadly disaster to be as preposterous as it is ghoulish:
https://is.gd/EP5rP5
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Looks like it might be a little chilly in there, maybe she should turn up the thermostat...

Posted by: JEM at December 14, 2021 01:40 PM (8erNz)

237 Before humans, the atmosphere had no oxygen until cyanobacteria developed and started shitting out O2.

That is why you can find banded jasper rocks, since that is how they were formed.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 14, 2021 01:40 PM (ufFY8)

238 "If China won a war against us, what would be different?"

There'd be less gay crap on TV?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 14, 2021 01:36 PM (ESjRY)

Society would be less woke?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead!

LeBron would be playing for slave wages?

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 14, 2021 01:40 PM (WmGrA)

239 Prior to colonization of the New World by Europeans in the 1600s the local inhabitants of Kentucky had no written records of a tornado ever occurring there.
____________

Yes but there were oral traditions telling of heap big mean-ass storms that blew through and flattened many teepees and mud huts.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 14, 2021 01:40 PM (k4dH2)

240 Good weather = climate
Bad weather = climate change.

See people? How much simpler could it be?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 14, 2021 01:40 PM (r5BVk)

241 This blue-eyed blonde finds the notion of browbeating people with "climate change" propaganda in the wake of a deadly disaster to be as preposterous as it is ghoulish:
https://is.gd/EP5rP5
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 14, 2021 01:38 PM (DU+/6)

Nipples

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 14, 2021 01:41 PM (V6f9+)

242 217 Banning generators will save the planet, doncha know.
Posted by: wth at December 14, 2021 01:38 PM (v0R5T)

~~Democracy~~ EVERYONE Dies In Darkness

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 14, 2021 01:41 PM (/EuRN)

243 Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 14, 2021 01:35 PM (mVFGK)

I gotta say that in all my life I've never seen things so weird and scary.

It's enough that I'm inclined to believe that it may be nearing the time for our Savior's return. I know others have said that for that last 2k years but it is getting real strange up in here. It's only been my faith in Jesus that has kept me calm in the face of some very scary threats for someone my age who is also semi disabled. I can't run away like I used to when things got weird. I pray each day for this nation to retain some sanity.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 14, 2021 01:41 PM (FZzni)

244 There was a tornado the night that Francis Scott Key wrote the Star-spangled banner during the War of 1812.
Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at

Later sung by Enrico Palatzo.....

Posted by: JT at December 14, 2021 01:41 PM (arJlL)

245 The Portugese imported tornadoes from the Orient.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2021 01:41 PM (E8EsG)

246 This blue-eyed blonde finds the notion of browbeating people with "climate change" propaganda in the wake of a deadly disaster to be as preposterous as it is ghoulish:
https://is.gd/EP5rP5
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 14, 2021 01:38 PM (DU+/6)
.........

Pointing is impolite, but I'll give her a pass.

Posted by: wth at December 14, 2021 01:41 PM (v0R5T)

247 These asshats who argue "science" based only on modeling and excluding empirical data experiments just piss me off. Can we haz replicable data, please?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 14, 2021 01:41 PM (ZsOyq)

248 In the 70's the only question was which would kill you
first--acid rain or alar.
----------------------------
Red Dye #2
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 14, 2021 01:36 PM (UHVv4)

The hole in the ozone layer !

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 14, 2021 01:41 PM (M+Lyo)

249 If China won a war against us, what would be different?

Moar fireworks.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 14, 2021 01:41 PM (BFigT)

250 This blue-eyed blonde finds the notion of browbeating people with "climate change" propaganda in the wake of a deadly disaster to be as preposterous as it is ghoulish:
https://is.gd/EP5rP5
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Blinded by the high-beams.

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 14, 2021 01:42 PM (WmGrA)

251 "Haven't you watched any Ford truck commercials recently? It can run your house for three days.
Posted by: Moron Robbie"

Lets think about this. You're going to charge this thing every night, and it can run your house for 3 days. So your daily power consumption will go up 4x.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 14, 2021 01:42 PM (Y5qcH)

252 The lesser known Dutch West India company had the tornado import market cornered by 1673.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2021 01:42 PM (E8EsG)

253 241 This blue-eyed blonde finds the notion of browbeating people with "climate change" propaganda in the wake of a deadly disaster to be as preposterous as it is ghoulish:
https://is.gd/EP5rP5
Posted by: Joe Mannix

I love you man (no homo)

Posted by: Capital Eff at December 14, 2021 01:42 PM (GYllL)

254 Funny how the left " seizes and pounces" on tragedy to move their agenda forward and nobody ever calls them on it...

Posted by: steevy at December 14, 2021 01:42 PM (CYnTg)

255 > This blue-eyed blonde

Gotta wear eye-pro to have sexy funtimes with her.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 14, 2021 01:42 PM (sG4Hj)

256 Moar fireworks.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 14, 2021 01:41 PM (BFigT)

We'd be slave labor

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 14, 2021 01:42 PM (ONvIw)

257 I know, right, hilarious, innit ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (03BbD) at December 14, 2021 01:42 PM (03BbD)

258 Vindman's wife is as dumb as you would expect

Posted by: steevy at December 14, 2021 01:42 PM (CYnTg)

259 232 There was a tornado the night that Francis Scott Key wrote the Star-spangled banner during the War of 1812.
Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at December 14, 2021 01:39 PM (rDgjh)

So we should change the national anthem to that Kajagoogoo song?

I'm down. Would make the Olympics fun, anyway.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 14, 2021 01:43 PM (/EuRN)

260 This blue-eyed blonde finds the notion of browbeating people with "climate change" propaganda in the wake of a deadly disaster to be as preposterous as it is ghoulish:
https://is.gd/EP5rP5
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 14, 2021 01:38 PM (DU+/6)

Put your eye out, man....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 14, 2021 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)

261 When your only tool is a hammer, you try
To make every problem into a nail.

Posted by: DancingBear at December 14, 2021 01:43 PM (FbDuW)

262 Can we haz replicable data, please?
____________

No, that be white privilege, raaaaacist!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 14, 2021 01:43 PM (k4dH2)

263
The climate's about to change in my trousers. I'm forecasting heavy yellow rains, with possible devastating mudslides.

Posted by: Brandon at December 14, 2021 01:43 PM (2ABQr)

264 That has never left me, and it underscores exactly this point you made. "Innovation in the study of history" means only one of two things:
1. Discovering how to translate ancient texts (things like cracking the Rosetta Stone), finding new caches of information, etc.
2. Making shit up.

I think there's also a third possibility: offering a new interpretation of existing data, which can be valid. Historians are prisoners of their own society and its prejudices. So a fresh look at the same information (sometimes supplemented by new, especially new archaeological finds) can be useful. The real problem with innovation today is that today's prejudices in the academy are lunacy.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - kill a commie for Christ at December 14, 2021 01:43 PM (QU5/8)

265 This blue-eyed blonde finds the notion of browbeating people with "climate change" propaganda in the wake of a deadly disaster to be as preposterous as it is ghoulish:
https://is.gd/EP5rP5
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 14, 2021 01:38 PM

She looks as if she could use a little warmening. I volunteer.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 14, 2021 01:43 PM (m+jkK)

266 Looks like it might be a little chilly in there, maybe she should turn up the thermostat...
Posted by: JEM

On the other hand, should she enter a crowded elevator on a cold evening, I would not object in the least to her warming up a little next to me...

Posted by: JEM at December 14, 2021 01:43 PM (8erNz)

267 Bearclaw's wife seems nice.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 14, 2021 01:44 PM (IEYOB)

268 the 1619 Project explains white slavers brought the first hurricanes to North America, and tornadoes came later, up from Conquistadores who colonized the southwestern United States, enslaving native peoples in emulation of white slavery of black people in the east.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 14, 2021 01:44 PM (ZsOyq)

269 248 In the 70's the only question was which would kill you
first--acid rain or alar.
----------------------------
Red Dye #2
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 14, 2021 01:36 PM (UHVv4)

The hole in the ozone layer !
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 14, 2021 01:41 PM (M+Lyo)

Hatchbacks.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 14, 2021 01:44 PM (/EuRN)

270 Can we haz replicable data, please?
____________

No, that be white privilege, raaaaacist!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 14, 2021 01:43 PM (k4dH2)

Well, can we have Replicants, then?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 14, 2021 01:44 PM (V6f9+)

271 The wind god demands sacrifice!

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at December 14, 2021 01:44 PM (uhPTO)

272 Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 14, 2021 01:41 PM (ZsOyq)

It's not the data so much as it is the programming that uses the data. This is what they won't release for examination.

Now I understand that that is proprietary information but there are such things as NDAs and someone with the credentials should be allowed to inspect how they come up with the numbers that they do.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 14, 2021 01:44 PM (FZzni)

273 All this climate shit is a bunch of class warfare where the elites abuse working people and at the same time blame them for the abuse.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at December 14, 2021 01:44 PM (aGCEI)

274 258 Vindman's wife is as dumb as you would expect
Posted by: steevy at December 14, 2021 01:42 PM (CYnTg)

Sure is, says her husband is a Muscovite not from Ukraine.

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 14, 2021 01:44 PM (ONvIw)

275 This blue-eyed blonde finds the notion of browbeating people with "climate change" propaganda in the wake of a deadly disaster to be as preposterous as it is ghoulish:
https://is.gd/EP5rP5
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!

Paper mache dragons at gay pride parades.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 14, 2021 01:44 PM (eGTCV)

276 270 No, that be white privilege, raaaaacist!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 14, 2021 01:43 PM (k4dH2)

Well, can we have Replicants, then?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 14, 2021 01:44 PM (V6f9+)

=========

Sean Young or Daryl Hannah?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 14, 2021 01:45 PM (LvTSG)

277 All but one F5 since 2000 were during Democrat administrations. So we're almost all of the F5s in the '90s.

Democrat presidents cause F5 tornadoes. QED

Posted by: 29Victor at December 14, 2021 01:45 PM (BJKQV)

278 It's enough that I'm inclined to believe that it may be nearing the time for our Savior's return. I know others have said that for that last 2k years but it is getting real strange up in here. It's only been my faith in Jesus that has kept me calm in the face of some very scary threats for someone my age who is also semi disabled. I can't run away like I used to when things got weird. I pray each day for this nation to retain some sanity.
Posted by: jakee308
___

I understand.

Without Him, I'd have eaten a bullet a long time ago.

I pray for His return soon, and that people open their hearts to Him, because it's going to get much worse.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 14, 2021 01:45 PM (mVFGK)

279 These asshats who argue "science" based only on modeling and excluding empirical data experiments just piss me off. Can we haz replicable data, please?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 14, 2021 01:41 PM (ZsOyq)
++++
No. Demanding to replicate studies or consistent standards or transparency are all signs of white supremacism.

Report to a camp.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 14, 2021 01:45 PM (DU+/6)

280 These asshats who argue "science" based only on modeling and excluding empirical data

"Hey, guys, how do we include cloud cover in the models, we don't have good data on its effects?"
-Concerned scientist trying to make a working climate model

"LOL, just make up a number like the rest of the model"
-Dr. Mann, climate scientist

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2021 01:45 PM (E8EsG)

281 It's only been my faith in Jesus that has kept me calm in the face of some very scary threats for someone my age who is also semi disabled. I can't run away like I used to when things got weird. I pray each day for this nation to retain some sanity.
Posted by: jakee308

It is instructive, in a way, that things are now so shitty, and we are led by such a low, slow class of imbeciles that the second coming of our Lord seems to be the only way out.

For many, many years, most of the civilized world thought that we could do it ourselves.

Silly humans.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2021 01:45 PM (mD/uy)

282 No, it was all made worse by overpopulation.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 14, 2021 01:45 PM (5HBd1)

283 Schumer, Who Accused Trump of Russian Collusion, is Getting Paid by Putin

Daniel Greenfield

https://tinyurl.com/3rtfxddf

Posted by: flounder at December 14, 2021 01:45 PM (SH2Zi)

284 I think there's also a third possibility: offering a new interpretation of existing data, which can be valid. Historians are prisoners of their own society and its prejudices. So a fresh look at the same information (sometimes supplemented by new, especially new archaeological finds) can be useful. The real problem with innovation today is that today's prejudices in the academy are lunacy.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - kill a commie for Christ at December 14, 2021 01:43 PM (QU5/

++++
Fair enough. I don't know that this is "innovation" so much as being contrarian, but I'll agree with this being a candidate for "innovation in the study of the history." But this also depends on an open academy where anyone can put forward a thesis, and we don't have that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 14, 2021 01:46 PM (DU+/6)

285 >>> 96 degrees ... in the shaaaaade
~~~~~

Day drinking to reggae?

Posted by: IrishEi at December 14, 2021 01:46 PM (0TVNF)

286 Meet Politruk Matos. She wants you to know that smashing capitalism isn't a 9-5 job and she pays a serious emotional toll as she earns $325,000 a year.

https://bit.ly/3DOOw9y

Posted by: bonhomme at December 14, 2021 01:47 PM (sG4Hj)

287 Among the first Black Slavers were the Egyptians. something like 5,000 years. They even painted them on their pyramids and temples.

That there should be a clue.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 14, 2021 01:47 PM (FZzni)

288 270 You want Pris or Zhora you'll get Leon and Roy Batty crushing your skull

Posted by: steevy at December 14, 2021 01:47 PM (CYnTg)

289 Do you remember old folks talking about the Worcester Tornado?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 14, 2021 01:39 PM

Not that I recall. The '37 hurricane, yes.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 14, 2021 01:47 PM (m+jkK)

290 Meet Politruk Matos...

No thanks.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 14, 2021 01:47 PM (mVFGK)

291 Though Pris might do that too, with her thighs...

Posted by: steevy at December 14, 2021 01:47 PM (CYnTg)

292 Well, can we have Replicants, then?
_____________

Only if they have black skin and are programmed in CRT.

And they must be paid more than minimum wage! No more slavery!!!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 14, 2021 01:47 PM (k4dH2)

293 The real problem with innovation today is that today's prejudices in the academy are lunacy.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - kill a commie for Christ at December 14, 2021 01:43 PM (QU5/

True innovation within the confines of reality is really, really difficult. That's why it's an achievement when someone can accomplish it. It's also why talentless people ape innovation and equally talentless people laud them for it. History, science, mathematics, it doesn't matter. Counterfeits are almost by definition easier to make than the real thing.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 14, 2021 01:47 PM (/EuRN)

294 287 But the Egyptians were black....

Posted by: steevy at December 14, 2021 01:48 PM (CYnTg)

295
Climate Change ate my baby!!!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 14, 2021 01:48 PM (n+4am)

296 Everyone knows that the tornadoes will continue and increase in intensity unless everyone gets their booster shots.

Posted by: Emmie at December 14, 2021 01:48 PM (6RgRK)

297 Bill Gates is building nukes and Biden is keeping the Diablo Canyon nuclear Power Plant in California open.

Everything will be ok.

Posted by: JROD at December 14, 2021 01:48 PM (0jZnq)

298 Schumer, Who Accused Trump of Russian Collusion, is Getting Paid by Putin

Daniel Greenfield

https://tinyurl.com/3rtfxddf
Posted by: flounder at December 14, 2021 01:45 PM (SH2Zi)
==============
$545,000 is a lot of collusion.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 14, 2021 01:48 PM (ZsOyq)

299 The Lusitania was sunk by climate change.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2021 01:49 PM (E8EsG)

300 Media spin causes tornadoes.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 14, 2021 01:49 PM (eGTCV)

301 Everyone knows that the tornadoes will continue and increase in intensity unless everyone gets their booster shots.
Posted by: Emmie at December 14, 2021 01:48 PM (6RgRK)
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I lol'd

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 14, 2021 01:49 PM (ZsOyq)

302 "We all know that everything is more intense when the climate is warming. Everything. And obviously it has some impact here."

Basic math says you are wrong. I am not good at math, but I know you are wrong.

fucking dried out shriveled pustule

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 14, 2021 01:49 PM (M+Lyo)

303 Mmmm...bearclaws!

Posted by: Newman at December 14, 2021 01:50 PM (jYQlA)

304 Well climate change and German torpedoes but mostly climate change...

Posted by: steevy at December 14, 2021 01:50 PM (CYnTg)

305 Do any of the warm-mongers even make a pretense of trying to corroborate their wilder flights of fancy?

One need not subscribe to the wilder flights of fancy ventured by the American philosopher Lysander Spooner to see in his observation on the subject of mendacity in public officials a well-grounded truth: "Those who are capable of tyranny are capable of perjury to sustain it".

Posted by: Paco at December 14, 2021 01:50 PM (njExo)

306 So if by some herculean effort a change in climate IS created--cooling, let's say, how does one get it to stop cooling before irremedial damage occurs?

Posted by: irongrampa at December 14, 2021 01:50 PM (KATBx)

307 282 No, it was all made worse by overpopulation.
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The Population Bomb been berry, berry good to me.

Posted by: DOCTOR Paul Ehrlich, PhD at December 14, 2021 01:50 PM (sWM8x)

308
I can't run away like I used to when things got weird. I pray each day for this nation to retain some sanity.
Posted by: jakee308

It's not going to - we're through the looking glass, now.

But, you can just try to ignore it. Or better yet, laugh at it. What will be, will be. If you're lucky enough (and you probably will be) the worst of the storm will pass you... just try to enjoy your time in this world, and let this garbage roll off like water off a duck's ass.

This is what I tell my parents when they fret about this upside-down house of cards we're living in.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 14, 2021 01:50 PM (2ABQr)

309
I'm Not Making This Up:

Left Wing racist-fascists and fake "academics" say SHARKS were brought to the northern part of North America by the slave ships.

They say the Sharks followed the dripping blood of the slaves on the ships from the warm Carribbean waters up the East Coast. And that's why we have sharks today north of Miami.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 14, 2021 01:50 PM (Z5xQv)

310 294 287 But the Egyptians were black....
Posted by: steevy at December 14, 2021 01:48 PM (CYnTg)

Only when the Black Supremesists want them to be.

Posted by: 29Victor at December 14, 2021 01:50 PM (BJKQV)

311 Somehow, this is Trumps fault

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2021 01:50 PM (E8EsG)

312 Schumer, Who Accused Trump of Russian Collusion, is Getting Paid by Putin

Daniel Greenfield

https://tinyurl.com/3rtfxddf
Posted by: flounder at December 14, 2021 01:45 PM (SH2Zi)

What percent of politicians are vermin?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 14, 2021 01:51 PM (eGTCV)

313 Global Warming, A Timeline Meme

https://tinyurl.com/evv8bnv9

Posted by: flounder at December 14, 2021 01:51 PM (SH2Zi)

314 It is instructive, in a way, that things are now so shitty, and we are led by such a low, slow class of imbeciles that the second coming of our Lord seems to be the only way out.

For many, many years, most of the civilized world thought that we could do it ourselves.

Silly humans.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2021 01:45 PM (mD/uy)

Well said, Tonypete. Definitely don't want to be Willowed when He returns!

Posted by: Doof at December 14, 2021 01:51 PM (mZUr4)

315
Deanne Criswell has no education or training in metereology, climatology or... really in any kind of science whatsoever. She does have a BS degree, but it's in technology education, which sounds to me like it's an education degree under the auspices of the department of science.

She's "Doctor" Jill's baby sister!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 14, 2021 01:51 PM (3l5Yq)

316 These people are fucking retarded.

They're also religious acolytes and devotees.

Posted by: ballistic at December 14, 2021 01:51 PM (oXNqT)

317 What percent of politicians are vermin?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 14, 2021 01:51 PM (eGTCV)

Yes.

Posted by: flounder at December 14, 2021 01:51 PM (SH2Zi)

318 Don LeMon probably has a hot take on warming climates. It involves more lube, probably.

OT, but if LeMon gets Zuckers job, will Tater announce he is now gay?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 14, 2021 01:51 PM (ZsOyq)

319 Did some headphone maintenance today (new pads) and it was a pain in the ass. Now I know why they don't accidentally come off.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 14, 2021 01:51 PM (DU+/6)

320 I was amused, after hearing the FNM tell me that Cleopatra was black, to find out we have almost her complete family tree.

Her ancestors were almost all Greek...and the family tree tended to fold back in on itself (EWWWWW).

Posted by: 18-1 at December 14, 2021 01:51 PM (ESjRY)

321 276 Well, can we have Replicants, then?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 14, 2021 01:44 PM (V6f9+)

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Sean Young or Daryl Hannah?

yes

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at December 14, 2021 01:52 PM (v3pYe)

322 265-next FEMA Director. She clearly believes in global warming. She was too warm to put on a bra,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 14, 2021 01:52 PM (poMoX)

323 Lost the last part of that post, should read "or wasn't that considered?"

Posted by: irongrampa at December 14, 2021 01:52 PM (KATBx)

324 Here's some of that pesky data stuff that - surprise - does not support the assertions of the Junta

US Annual Tornado Death Tolls, 1875-2012
https://tinyurl.com/2p89ejz4
Tornadoes in the U.S., number of fatalities 1995-2020
https://tinyurl.com/3d3teptj
Number of tornadoes in the US from 1995 to 2020
https://tinyurl.com/yck6cfyk
The ten natural disaster events that caused the most fatalities in the United States from 1900 to 2016
https://tinyurl.com/ddb97cva

Posted by: Gref at December 14, 2021 01:52 PM (AMIL/)

325 >>> Not that I recall. The '37 hurricane, yes.

1938

Posted by: fluffy; pedantic dick at December 14, 2021 01:52 PM (UnQlg)

326
What percent of politicians are vermin?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 14, 2021 01:51 PM (eGTCV)

85

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 14, 2021 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)

327 Oh right I forgot that Rachel was also a replicant. And she was 100% less likely to murder you...

Posted by: steevy at December 14, 2021 01:52 PM (CYnTg)

328 265-next FEMA Director. She clearly believes in global warming. She was too warm to put on a bra,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 14, 2021 01:52 PM (poMoX)
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Hey, if we're going to be ruled by idiot tyrants who lie as they breathe, they might as well be pretty.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 14, 2021 01:52 PM (DU+/6)

329 Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 14, 2021 01:50 PM (Z5xQv)

That explains why the biggest man-eater is the "Great White". Why would whipeppo name a shark after themselves?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 14, 2021 01:52 PM (UuD2k)

330 Tony Heller, esp @ 2:33

https://youtu.be/j8m2hBopD4k

Posted by: Flyover at December 14, 2021 01:53 PM (Rbu5d)

331 320 I was amused, after hearing the FNM tell me that Cleopatra was black, to find out we have almost her complete family tree.

Her ancestors were almost all Greek...and the family tree tended to fold back in on itself (EWWWWW).
Posted by: 18-1 at December 14, 2021 01:51 PM (ESjRY)

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Yeah...anyone who says that Cleopatra was anything but pretty much full-blooded Greek is either a moron or dishonest.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 14, 2021 01:54 PM (LvTSG)

332 This is shit they made fun of on "The Simpsons" decades ago, when Monty Burns was feeding his megalomania by blocking out the sun over Springfield. And it's more or less the same as what Gates wants to do - just on a planetary scale.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 14, 2021 01:16 PM (DU+/6)

Don't forget Snowpiercer. Where the idiots used some sort of aerosol to stop global warming and lower temperatures. It worked, and plunged the world into sub zero temps.

Do these reprobates really count on people not being slightly aware of global history? Hell, even that Sea Henge exhibit is a quick history lesson - it was built in what was a bog far from the ocean 4k years ago. Now, it's on a beach. Was that my SUV that did that? The stupid is all around, and getting stupider every day. These people should be in stocks in a public square, having rotting produce thrown at them.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 14, 2021 01:54 PM (wAnMi)

333 Way late but back to the topic:

There was an episode of ST:TOS where Picard learns a girl (who turns out to be a Q) had parents killed by a tornado back on Earth. He was astonished that the "planetary weather nets" hadn't broken the thing up.

Controlling the weather is an authoritarian pipe-dream.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 14, 2021 01:54 PM (dfRN6)

334 They say the Sharks followed the dripping blood of the slaves on the ships from the warm Carribbean waters up the East Coast. And that's why we have sharks today north of Miami.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 14, 2021 01:50 PM (Z5xQv)

I can't believe people are this fucking stupid......Wait, maybe i can

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 14, 2021 01:54 PM (M+Lyo)

335 Too warm? Wear less layers. Too cool? Wear more layers.

Posted by: How to combat climate change at December 14, 2021 01:54 PM (jYQlA)

336 332 Don't forget Snowpiercer. Where the idiots used some sort of aerosol to stop global warming and lower temperatures. It worked, and plunged the world into sub zero temps.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 14, 2021 01:54 PM (wAnMi)

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Also The Matrix.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 14, 2021 01:54 PM (LvTSG)

337 They say the Sharks followed the dripping blood of the slaves on the ships from the warm Carribbean waters up the East Coast. And that's why we have sharks today north of Miami.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 14, 2021 01:50 PM

They've been spouting that BS line about sharks still swimming the routes of the slave ships to this day for decades. You can't fix or reason with the kind of stupid that believes that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 14, 2021 01:54 PM (m+jkK)

338 Welp, I pushed back on my company's implementation of the vaccine mandate because it's all been enjoined, and got a brush-off. "Our deadline is still X. Read the E-Mail and take action promptly." Literally. That's the whole thing.

I hate being treated with contempt by communist drones. This timeline sucks.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 14, 2021 01:55 PM (DU+/6)

339 265-next FEMA Director. She clearly believes in global warming. She was too warm to put on a bra,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 14, 2021 01:52 PM (poMoX)
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go on....

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 14, 2021 01:55 PM (ZsOyq)

340 I gotta say that in all my life I've never seen things so weird and scary.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 14, 2021 01:41 PM (FZzni)

Demonic activity is definitely ramped way-y-y up. But I don't have the historical perspective to tell if it's any more intense than, for instance, the rise of the Nazis and the run-up to WW2.

C.S. Lewis's That Hideous Strength gives a picture of the depravity that prevailed on the way to WW2. Yes, it's fiction, but I think he was writing from his observations of the cultural, intellectual, and political changes.

Posted by: Emmie at December 14, 2021 01:55 PM (6RgRK)

341 333 Way late but back to the topic:

There was an episode of ST:TOS where Picard learns a girl (who turns out to be a Q) had parents killed by a tornado back on Earth. He was astonished that the "planetary weather nets" hadn't broken the thing up.

Controlling the weather is an authoritarian pipe-dream.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 14, 2021 01:54 PM (dfRN6)

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That was an interesting episode of The Original Series, starring William Shatner, for sure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 14, 2021 01:55 PM (LvTSG)

342 Since the dawn of time, man has yearned to destroy the Sun.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 14, 2021 01:55 PM (yQpMk)

343 231 Do you remember old folks talking about the Worcester Tornado?

sounds like a saucy time in the shire

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at December 14, 2021 01:55 PM (v3pYe)

344 Brandon's Commerce Secretary's Husband Is Top Executive at Tech Firm Funded by Chinese Government

WFB

https://tinyurl.com/2hd7vkzm

Posted by: flounder at December 14, 2021 01:56 PM (SH2Zi)

345 Her ancestors were almost all Greek...and the family tree tended to fold back in on itself (EWWWWW).
Posted by: 18-1 at December 14, 2021 01:51 PM (ESjRY)

The Ptolemy were very enthusiastic about their incest.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 14, 2021 01:56 PM (UuD2k)

346 Everything is proof of global warming.
Everything is proof of racism.
Everything is proof of injustice.

Posted by: Delurked and Pessimistic at December 14, 2021 01:56 PM (SmFPm)

347 304 ... and a cargo of munitions.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 14, 2021 01:56 PM (YFAIE)

348 OT, but if LeMon gets Zuckers job, will Tater announce he is now gay?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 14, 2021 01:51 PM (ZsOyq)

I think they keep those trump cards for when they get caught with kiddie pr0n on their laptops. You can really only use teh homo or transitioning card once, so save it for something good.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 14, 2021 01:56 PM (wAnMi)

349
These asshats who argue "science" based only on modeling and excluding empirical data

Spoken like a true rube who is jealous of, and incapable of ever becoming a member of, the Grand Canonical Ensemble of Global Climate Catastrophe Modelers. We're in the money for life, baby!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 14, 2021 01:56 PM (3l5Yq)

350 Brandon's Commerce Secretary's Husband Is Top Executive at Tech Firm Funded by Chinese Government

WFB

https://tinyurl.com/2hd7vkzm
Posted by: flounder at December 14, 2021 01:56 PM (SH2Zi)
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Typical. China owns our government.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 14, 2021 01:56 PM (DU+/6)

351 >>> Not that I recall. The '37 hurricane, yes.

1938
Posted by: fluffy; pedantic dick at December 14, 2021 01:52 PM

Thanks. I should have remembered '38.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 14, 2021 01:56 PM (m+jkK)

352 The USA's CO2 emissions are down, and down quite a bit. So that means less USA CO2 emissions are causing tragic weather events.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 14, 2021 01:56 PM (iDcra)

353 346 Everything is proof of global warming.
Everything is proof of racism.
Everything is proof of injustice.
Posted by: Delurked and Pessimistic at December 14, 2021 01:56 PM (SmFPm)

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Because they're like gravity. They're irrefutable because they're self-evident truths.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 14, 2021 01:56 PM (LvTSG)

354 Was Picard in the Original series?

Posted by: jakee308 at December 14, 2021 01:56 PM (FZzni)

355 Everything is proof of global warming.
Everything is proof of racism.
Everything is proof of injustice.
Posted by: Delurked and Pessimistic at December 14, 2021 01:56 PM (SmFPm)

Nazi!

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 14, 2021 01:56 PM (wAnMi)

356
Listen to this racist idiot in the House in 1995 talk about sharks. People are laughing at him.

Today, he'd be taken seriously.

https://youtu.be/N81fOuca8Oc

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 14, 2021 01:56 PM (Z5xQv)

357 I used to be a contender.

Posted by: Ozone hole at December 14, 2021 01:57 PM (jYQlA)

358 If China won a war against us, what would be different?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 14, 2021 01:33 PM

===

The camps would be bigger and you'd be physically beaten instead of browbeaten.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 14, 2021 01:34 PM

And instead of "hurry up!", you'd hear "Chop, chop!"

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 14, 2021 01:57 PM (a3Q+t)

359 What many don't realize is that cold air is absolutely essential in the formation of tornados.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 14, 2021 01:57 PM (Fs5vw)

360 >>>Now I understand that that is proprietary information but there are such things as NDAs and someone with the credentials should be allowed to inspect how they come up with the numbers that they do.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 14, 2021 01:44 PM (FZzni)
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First, you must determine which shell the pill is under.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 14, 2021 01:57 PM (SKXSf)

361 352 The USA's CO2 emissions are down, and down quite a bit. So that means less USA CO2 emissions are causing tragic weather events.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 14, 2021 01:56 PM (iDcra)

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Gaia will only forgive us when we pass a carbon tax to punish ourselves for our sins.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 14, 2021 01:57 PM (LvTSG)

362 China RUNS our government.
This is why Trump had to go.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 14, 2021 01:57 PM (jTmQV)

363 Schumer, Who Accused Trump of Russian Collusion, is Getting Paid by Putin
Daniel Greenfield
https://tinyurl.com/3rtfxddf
Posted by: flounder at December 14, 2021 01:45 PM (SH2Zi)
~~~~~

Filthy hypocrites.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 14, 2021 01:57 PM (0TVNF)

364 The USA's CO2 emissions are down, and down quite a bit. So that means less USA CO2 emissions are causing tragic weather events.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 14, 2021 01:56 PM (iDcra)

Or, that the miniscule CO2 levels in the atmosphere aren't affecting anything and weather happens.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 14, 2021 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)

365 Nothing better than being lectured on - and patronized about - science by people who don't know shit about science.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2021 01:57 PM (7gQkP)

366 309
I'm Not Making This Up:

Left Wing racist-fascists and fake "academics" say SHARKS were brought to the northern part of North America by the slave ships.

They say the Sharks followed the dripping blood of the slaves on the ships from the warm Carribbean waters up the East Coast. And that's why we have sharks today north of Miami.
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This is utter bull shit.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 14, 2021 01:57 PM (fWTJL)

367 I meant ST:NG.

Sheesh. Moar coffee!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 14, 2021 01:58 PM (dfRN6)

368 Yeah...anyone who says that Cleopatra was anything but pretty much full-blooded Greek is either a moron or dishonest.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 14, 2021 01:54 PM (LvTSG)

I think she had one grandmother who might have been Egyptian. Maybe. So yeah, inbred Greek.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 14, 2021 01:58 PM (yQpMk)

369 They say the Sharks followed the dripping blood of the slaves on the ships from the warm Carribbean waters up the East Coast. And that's why we have sharks today north of Miami.
___________

Gee, I wonder what all those sharks have been eating for the past century +, since there are no more slave ships making the trips? Or did they all go vegan?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 14, 2021 01:58 PM (k4dH2)

370 =========

Gaia will only forgive us when we pass a carbon tax to punish ourselves for our sins.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 14, 2021 01:57 PM (LvTSG)

Hear Hear!!!!

- 11 unelected bureaucrats in the EU

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 14, 2021 01:58 PM (Zz0t1)

371 Terraforming Gaia one booster shot at a time. Vaccines: What can't they do?

Dr. Fauci says you're likely to get more tornadoes over the holiday if you don't wear masks and socially distance yourself from Grammy Edna at the dinner table.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 14, 2021 01:58 PM (BPuaD)

372
This government is like other communist tyrannies in that actual expertise is not needed by managers, only political reliability.

In fact, extensive expertise can get you sent away. Technical expertise is a career killer.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 14, 2021 01:58 PM (Di9KY)

373
Controlling the weather is an authoritarian pipe-dream.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher

All the Joooo writers on that show knew better than to spill the beans about "their people's" deeply secret weather controlling machinery.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 14, 2021 01:58 PM (3l5Yq)

374 368 Yeah...anyone who says that Cleopatra was anything but pretty much full-blooded Greek is either a moron or dishonest.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 14, 2021 01:54 PM (LvTSG)

I think she had one grandmother who might have been Egyptian. Maybe. So yeah, inbred Greek.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 14, 2021 01:58 PM (yQpMk)

========

"One Egyptian grandmother?! That means she was surely as dark as Wesley Snipes!

One drop rule!"
-Not a racist in the vein of John C. Calhoun

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 14, 2021 01:58 PM (LvTSG)

375 Yeah I seem to recall them saying it was from the slave ships dumping the dead overboard

Posted by: steevy at December 14, 2021 01:59 PM (CYnTg)

376 Gaia will only forgive us when we pass a carbon tax to punish ourselves for our sins.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 14, 2021 01:57 PM (LvTSG)
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Can a "climate flagellant" sect be far behind?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2021 01:59 PM (7gQkP)

377 Powerful tornadoes are becoming increasingly rare. These are the facts. It seems pretty obvious why, to: Tornadoes are a result of a cold air wave hitting a warm, moist air wave, if the cold warms, the conflict lessens, and the storms are less frequent and less violent - which is exactly what has happened over the past few decades.

Posted by: Alexander Scipio at December 14, 2021 01:59 PM (+uzCP)

378 >>> Thanks. I should have remembered '38.

I have done something useful.

BRB, got to mark the calendar.

Posted by: fluffy; pedantic dick at December 14, 2021 01:59 PM (UnQlg)

379 I used to be a contender.

Posted by: Ozone hole at December 14, 2021 01:57 PM (jYQlA)

You fucked up. You trusted us.

Posted by: Commies at December 14, 2021 01:59 PM (SH2Zi)

380 If you want to know what BS climate change fear is?

For 7 consecutive days, screen capture AccuWeather daily forecasts side by side and watch the continuous change in Temps.

But sure. 50 years from now the entire fucking planet will be 1.3 higher. Not just your local park. But the entire planet.

It's a ruse. Has always been a ruse. But fear sells.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at December 14, 2021 01:59 PM (d3Uto)

381 376 Gaia will only forgive us when we pass a carbon tax to punish ourselves for our sins.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 14, 2021 01:57 PM (LvTSG)
-------------------

Can a "climate flagellant" sect be far behind?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2021 01:59 PM (7gQkP)

==========

"Suicide for Gaia."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 14, 2021 01:59 PM (LvTSG)

382 Demonic activity is definitely ramped way-y-y up. But I don't have the historical perspective to tell if it's any more intense than, for instance, the rise of the Nazis and the run-up to WW2.

Some of the inner NAZIs were obsessed with the occult - but the message to the masses was PURE SCIENCE! Just like the Soviets.

Our modern corrupt elite is much more open about its love of Satanism/The Occult then any since the end of the classical period (why hello Carthage!).

I've mentioned this before, but Slate had an approving article in the lead up to the presidential election about some leftist Hausfrau that joined the Church of Satan because she was so mad at Trump.

Try explaining that to your average leftist 20 years ago...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 14, 2021 01:59 PM (ESjRY)

383 Blowjob Blasie has a sister!

Posted by: Common Tater at December 14, 2021 02:00 PM (ohNf0)

384 And to say otherwise means jail 4 u.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at December 14, 2021 02:00 PM (pDIwG)

385 And instead of "hurry up!", you'd hear "Chop, chop!"
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 14, 2021 01:57 PM (a3Q+t)

I laughed out loud at this !

Yeww velly furry guy

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 14, 2021 02:00 PM (M+Lyo)

386 I'm pretty sure the Sharks were just looking to have a rumble with the Jets.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at December 14, 2021 02:00 PM (aGCEI)

387 I did a twitter rant about this the other day, this is nothing more or less than incantations to keep the evil away. Facts are irrelevant. Say the Holy Words and the bad thing won't happen.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 14, 2021 02:00 PM (GbPPJ)

388 They say the Sharks followed the dripping blood of the slaves on the ships from the warm Carribbean waters up the East Coast. And that's why we have sharks today north of Miami.
-----------------------

And the sharks swam through the Panama Canal to get to the West Coast, too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2021 02:00 PM (7gQkP)

389 Typical. China owns our government.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 14, 2021 01:56 PM (DU+/6)

Sorta like Mitch's in-laws. ROFL

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 14, 2021 02:00 PM (ONvIw)

390 Blowjob Blasie has a sister!
Posted by: Common Tater at December 14, 2021 02:00 PM (ohNf0)

Did teh Kav hit it ?

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 14, 2021 02:00 PM (M+Lyo)

391 I think China owns a bit more than just the government here.

Realistically, they own the country. We're living here on borrowed time.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 14, 2021 02:00 PM (BFigT)

392
Don't forget Snowpiercer. Where the idiots used some sort of aerosol to stop global warming and lower temperatures. It worked, and plunged the world into sub zero temps.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 14, 2021 01:54 PM (wAnMi)

The best scene in that movie was the one that should have followed the ending. When the polar bear chases them down and rips them limb from limb while prepping them for lunch.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 14, 2021 02:01 PM (n+4am)

393 What about me?

Posted by: Acid rain at December 14, 2021 02:01 PM (jYQlA)

394 Nothing better than being lectured on - and patronized about - science by people who don't know shit about science.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2021 01:57 PM (7gQkP)

They are paid to lie. Nothing more.

Posted by: Commies at December 14, 2021 02:01 PM (SH2Zi)

395 In fairness, if current temperature trends continue, my yard will be under a mile of ice by next August.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 14, 2021 02:01 PM (yQpMk)

396 Controlling the weather is an authoritarian pipe-dream.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher

It's about controlling you.

Posted by: I mean at December 14, 2021 02:01 PM (mbiK4)

397 Supreme intellectual Major Owens informed Congress that sharks still follow the routes of slave ships in 1995:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N81fOuca8Oc

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 14, 2021 02:01 PM (sWM8x)

398 Dr. Fauci says you're likely to get more tornadoes over the holiday if you don't wear masks and socially distance yourself

Wherever two or more of the unvaxxed gather together becomes a locus for attracting unwanted attention from tornadoes, who have allied themselves with the prescient 'VID viruses to "teach them a lesson, but good!".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 14, 2021 02:01 PM (3l5Yq)

399 think China owns a bit more than just the government here.

Realistically, they own the country. We're living here on borrowed time.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
___

Yes we are.

But not because of China.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 14, 2021 02:01 PM (mVFGK)

400 I don't think they care about looks. They just want folks to check the diversity boxes. Nobody that I can think of so far working in the Biden administration seems qualified for the job, including Joe.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 14, 2021 02:02 PM (5PyMB)

401 356 Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 14, 2021 01:56 PM (Z5xQv)
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that's a great find, and now I want to hear AOC's reaction.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 14, 2021 02:02 PM (ZsOyq)

402 Too much money in private 401Ks causes global warming which causes catastrophi,.. citostrosti... ahh you know the bad things. So my new bill puts that money in government expert financial advisors. Who will deliver a steady rate of 1.4%.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 14, 2021 02:02 PM (iDcra)

403 The Biden family is the most corrupt family in American government history.

Prove me wrong.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 14, 2021 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)

404 I guaranfuckingtee you not one person under the age of 25 today understands what causes WIND.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales

I was explaining to someone that the tilt in the axis caused the seasons and he thought I was insane. to him it was obvious that summer is when the earth is closer to the sun. he also thought the chinese were the first to put men on the moon. he has a masters degree.

Posted by: x at December 14, 2021 02:03 PM (oA+QO)

405 Who will deliver a steady rate of 1.4%.
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 14, 2021 02:02 PM (iDcra)

Narrator: .14%

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 14, 2021 02:03 PM (yQpMk)

406
Let's be clear:

The object is to not to control the weather but to Convince YOU that they believe controlling the weather is possible.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 14, 2021 02:03 PM (Z5xQv)

407 393 What about me?
Posted by: Acid rain at December 14, 2021 02:01 PM (jYQlA)

I love you, Acid Rain. I got some nice prizes ( big bonus) from you

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 14, 2021 02:03 PM (ONvIw)

408 There were no documented shark attacks on the east coast before 1619. Checkmate!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2021 02:03 PM (E8EsG)

409
Was Picard in the Original series?
Posted by: jakee308

No

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 14, 2021 02:03 PM (3l5Yq)

410 The best scene in that movie was the one that should have followed the ending. When the polar bear chases them down and rips them limb from limb while prepping them for lunch.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 14, 2021 02:01 PM (n+4am)

At least that death would be quicker than the two survivors slowly freezing to death in the warming, but still frozen world.

Posted by: Thrawn at December 14, 2021 02:03 PM (Rl7KJ)

411 375 Yeah I seem to recall them saying it was from the slave ships dumping the dead overboard
Posted by: steevy at December 14, 2021 01:59 PM (CYnTg)
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'
" Changed the ecology of the ocean forever. "

Southern slavers are the cause of global warming.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 14, 2021 02:04 PM (SKXSf)

412 Wait a minute. I'm the guy with the evil weather machine.

Posted by: Karl Rove at December 14, 2021 02:04 PM (jYQlA)

413 405 Who will deliver a steady rate of 1.4%.
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 14, 2021 02:02 PM (iDcra)

Narrator: .14%
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 14, 2021 02:03 PM (yQpMk)

-1.4%

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 14, 2021 02:04 PM (Y5qcH)

414 I'm pretty sure the Sharks were just looking to have a rumble with the Jets.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at December 14, 2021 02:00 PM (aGCEI)

They better play in the US if they're not vaccinated.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 14, 2021 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)

415 Who sets the meme is what I want to know, Sundowner said it and everyone covers him by parroting his bull shit

Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 14, 2021 02:04 PM (LXmEi)

416 Bidens? LOL

Posted by: The Clintons and Bush crime families at December 14, 2021 02:04 PM (ONvIw)

417 They say the Sharks followed the dripping blood of the slaves on the ships from the warm Carribbean waters up the East Coast. And that's why we have sharks today north of Miami.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 14, 2021 01:50 PM

They've been spouting that BS line about sharks still swimming the routes of the slave ships to this day for decades. You can't fix or reason with the kind of stupid that believes that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 14, 2021 01:54 PM (m+jkK)

The elite and "educators" must just love spurting shit out and having people believe it at face value. That's why critical thinking is the enemy. After all, some curious person might just decide to investigate things like currents, the reasons for shipping routes, fish migration etc. And that could lead to people actually wanting to learn and form their own conclusions. That simply cannot stand. People today have in their hands a treasure trove of centuries of collected knowledge that some would have killed for a century ago. Instead, they choose to log onto tik tok and twitter.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 14, 2021 02:04 PM (wAnMi)

418 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 14, 2021 01:57 PM (LvTSG)

Oh no. The left never allows forgiveness or redemption. That would put an end to the grift.

No they brought back the sins of the father are visited upon their children scheme. Creates a continuous supply of the guilty and keeps the targets of hate on full display.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 14, 2021 02:04 PM (FZzni)

419 "Suicide for Gaia."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 14, 2021 01:59 PM (LvTSG)

A Daisy Chain for Stan

https://youtu.be/juYcJOSsIEc

Posted by: Commies at December 14, 2021 02:05 PM (SH2Zi)

420 The Biden family is the most corrupt family in American government history.

Well, Bill Clinton banged tweens on Epstein island.

But...Joe Biden banged his own daughter.

Here I'd give Barack Obama some credit - not only are there no accusations he molested his daughters, I'm reasonably sure he's never even had sex with his wife.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 14, 2021 02:05 PM (ESjRY)

421 Or, that the miniscule CO2 levels in the atmosphere aren't affecting anything and weather happens.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 14, 2021 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)
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The atmosphere (our atmosphere, to sound like a liberal):

0.035% CO2 (on a molar basis)
~5% H2O

Plus, the oscillator strength of the water IR bands totally blows away those of CO2, so it has a much more profound greenhouse gas effect.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2021 02:05 PM (7gQkP)

422 With any luck, this regime will continue to prove so disastrous the public will be perfectly fine with dividing up the United States into separate nations. GOP House? Hell, go for the gold and put this shitshow down.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 14, 2021 02:05 PM (nMx88)

423 All we have to do is move earth further from the sun. Call elon.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2021 02:05 PM (E8EsG)

424 True believer Climatistas refuse to buy Brawndo only because it comes in single-use plastic. That's why their kids like to play at friends houses, so they can secretly drink Branwdo without their mom's finding out.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 14, 2021 02:05 PM (ZsOyq)

425 Better dead than red sock.

Posted by: flounder at December 14, 2021 02:05 PM (SH2Zi)

426 Powerful tornadoes are becoming increasingly rare. These are the facts. It seems pretty obvious why, to: Tornadoes are a result of a cold air wave hitting a warm, moist air wave, if the cold warms, the conflict lessens, and the storms are less frequent and less violent - which is exactly what has happened over the past few decades.
Posted by: Alexander Scipio

Can we haz ice age?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 14, 2021 02:06 PM (BAKdv)

427
I was explaining to someone that the tilt in the axis caused the seasons and he thought I was insane. to him it was obvious that summer is when the earth is closer to the sun. he also thought the chinese were the first to put men on the moon. he has a masters degree.
Posted by: x

Axially, the Earth is closest to the Sun during the Northern Hemisphere's winter months.

But that's not the major influencer of its temperature that the axis' tilt is.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 14, 2021 02:06 PM (3l5Yq)

428 Nope. It's us. We control the weather.

Posted by: The Joos at December 14, 2021 02:06 PM (jYQlA)

429
Remember: the purpose of Propaganda is to make You feel alone and second-guess your beliefs/reality.

For example: No one believes Bruce Jenner is a woman. The whole point is to convince you that people Do Believe he's a woman.

Propaganda is a Mind-Fuck.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 14, 2021 02:06 PM (Z5xQv)

430 What about me?
Posted by: Acid rain at December 14, 2021 02:01 PM (jYQlA)

I used to be a big fucking deal too.

Posted by: Ozone Hole at December 14, 2021 02:06 PM (wAnMi)

431 There some meteorologists that think the solar cycle has an affect on the frequency of tornados. Makes sense.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 14, 2021 02:06 PM (Fs5vw)

432 Global Warming: the biggest hoax since Macroevolution.

Posted by: ... at December 14, 2021 02:06 PM (Hl58b)

433 Marvel recently did a comic where a plastic six pack holder killed some marine animal( I don't remember what) and the " hero" tracked down the clerk who sold it and murdered him

Posted by: steevy at December 14, 2021 02:07 PM (CYnTg)

434 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2021 02:05 PM (7gQkP)

Thunderf00t disagrees with you. And he is the smartest person alive and knows more about everything than anyone. Just ask him. He will tell you all about it in a YouTube video.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2021 02:07 PM (E8EsG)

435
The Biden family is the most corrupt family in American government history.

Prove me wrong.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 14, 2021 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)

I think the Clintons are worse. The scale of corruption they engaged in was world-historical. Forget about the wholesale corruption involved in the various coup attempts they initiated.

They sank the country Haiti in a massive cash heist. They sold 20% of our uranium to Putin. They "lost" billions at the State Department. Then there's the decades long string of murders. And the rapes. And the child-molesting on Epstein island.

Their political career is American history's longest and most prolific crime spree.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 14, 2021 02:07 PM (2ABQr)

436
For example: No one believes Bruce Jenner is a woman. The whole point is to convince you that people Do Believe he's a woman.

Number of hollywood a-listers with a tranny as a romantic partner = 0.

Yet everyone will tell you that of course a tranny is really a woman.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 14, 2021 02:07 PM (ESjRY)

437 Today is not a good day to own Microsoft stock

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 14, 2021 02:08 PM (ZsOyq)

438
They say the Sharks followed the dripping blood of the slaves on the ships from the warm Carribbean waters up the East Coast. And that's why we have sharks today north of Miami.

Hunh! And here I though that they followed the contrails of the Jets across the Atlantic and up our East Coast.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 14, 2021 02:08 PM (3l5Yq)

439 GOP House? Hell, go for the gold and put this shitshow down.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 14, 2021 02:05 PM (nMx8

GOP are our frenzzzzzz

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 14, 2021 02:08 PM (ONvIw)

440 I was going to kill all marine life in the Gulf of Mexico.

I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids.

Posted by: The Deepwater Horizon oil spill at December 14, 2021 02:08 PM (yQpMk)

441 If the Jews controlled the weather, I'd convert today.

They got all the good stuff.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 14, 2021 02:08 PM (FZzni)

442 preezy rutabaga still believes that he will be popular by pushing Covid. The Masses are tired of it all. The only place it will still win any followers is CA and NY. The rest of the country has had enough with the exception of the 20% or so that are firm believers in kovid krazy. He won't win anything on Covid hysteria.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 14, 2021 02:08 PM (2NHgQ)

443 Thunderf00t disagrees with you. And he is the smartest person alive and knows more about everything than anyone. Just ask him. He will tell you all about it in a YouTube video.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2021 02:07 PM (E8EsG)
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Is that what Bill Nye calls himself now?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2021 02:08 PM (7gQkP)

444 Killer Bees, Murder Hornets.... always the flying insects with stingers that want us dead.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 14, 2021 02:08 PM (BFigT)

445 They sank the country Haiti in a massive cash heist. They sold 20% of our uranium to Putin. They "lost" billions at the State Department. Then there's the decades long string of murders. And the rapes. And the child-molesting on Epstein island.

Their political career is American history's longest and most prolific crime spree.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 14, 2021 02:07 PM (2ABQr)
++++
And you left out selling our missile technology to Red China in one of the most corrupt deals imaginable.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 14, 2021 02:09 PM (DU+/6)

446 Why not give clot shots to the people of KY. ?Just one more way to try to get rid of useless blue state voters. What evil admin official thought this was a good idea? They just had a hurricane that flattened their town. I guess the word empathy is a foreign word in the Biden admin unless they're empathizing with crooks and hate crime hoaxers?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 14, 2021 02:09 PM (poMoX)

447 The Biden family is the most corrupt family in American government history.

Prove me wrong.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks
===

Ahem .. AHHHHHEEEEMMMMM

Posted by: Clinton Crime Family at December 14, 2021 02:09 PM (iDcra)

448 Mossad controls sharks. I heard that.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 14, 2021 02:09 PM (ZsOyq)

449 Posted by: steevy at December 14, 2021 02:07 PM (CYnTg)

Need a link

Posted by: ... at December 14, 2021 02:09 PM (Hl58b)

450 In one leftist area I lived in they banned plastic bags because one killed a whale in the Philippines. Seriously - the pro-case was made by a school girl and that won the day.

Note, this was when I was on the east coast.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 14, 2021 02:09 PM (ESjRY)

451 Marvel recently did a comic where a plastic six pack holder killed some marine animal( I don't remember what) and the " hero" tracked down the clerk who sold it and murdered him

Posted by: steevy at December 14, 2021 02:07 PM (CYnTg)

They've mindfucked the kids to believe that this is what superheroes do. Not surprised.

Posted by: flounder at December 14, 2021 02:09 PM (SH2Zi)

452 Yeah I seem to recall them saying it was from the slave ships dumping the dead overboard
__________

All ships dumped the dead overboard back then, because if they didn't, the smell of the decomposing flesh would become overwhelming.

Lots of people died on ships coming to the New World from Europe, and they were white people. And some of the ships didn't make it, and everybody on board ended up as shark food.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 14, 2021 02:09 PM (k4dH2)

453 Their political career is American history's longest and most prolific crime spree.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 14, 2021 02:07 PM (2ABQr)

A lot of the worlds hatred towards the US comes from being shook down by our corrupt politicians. They've been ripping off people is shit countries for decades.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 14, 2021 02:09 PM (Y5qcH)

454 They say the Sharks followed the dripping blood of the slaves on the ships from the warm Carribbean waters up the East Coast. And that's why we have sharks today north of Miami.
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So if we get more slave ships to go the other way, we can lead the sharks back toward Africa?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2021 02:09 PM (7gQkP)

455 Make that useless red state voters

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 14, 2021 02:09 PM (49WRT)

456 Hey we didn't demand they get injected to get relief supplies...yet
The Government here to help

Posted by: steevy at December 14, 2021 02:10 PM (CYnTg)

457 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2021 02:08 PM (7gQkP)

Look at his yt channel. It is mostly him smelling his own farts and ripping on musk.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2021 02:10 PM (E8EsG)

458 Left Wing racist-fascists and fake "academics" say SHARKS were brought to the northern part of North America by the slave ships.

They say the Sharks followed the dripping blood of the slaves on the ships from the warm Carribbean waters up the East Coast. And that's why we have sharks today north of Miami.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 14, 2021 01:50 PM

They think this is logical, yet these same people can't see the actual logic in the fact that bringing back seals to areas in the Northeast brought back sharks with them as well. There was some article I read a while back where some area in the Northeast USA had some provisions in place to keep seals out of the area. Apparently someone or some group thought that was cruel and changed the local laws to open up the area to be better for seals. Sure enough, soon after, there was a major increase in shark sightings and attacks. And the idiots couldn't for the life of them figure out why.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 14, 2021 02:10 PM (Do5/p)

459 Powerful tornadoes are becoming increasingly rare. These are the facts. It seems pretty obvious why, to: Tornadoes are a result of a cold air wave hitting a warm, moist air wave, if the cold warms, the conflict lessens, and the storms are less frequent and less violent - which is exactly what has happened over the past few decades.
Posted by: Alexander Scipio at December 14, 2021 01:59 PM (+uzCP)

It's wind turbines. They pull energy from the atmosphere before it can build into severe weather.

Posted by: tbodie at December 14, 2021 02:10 PM (PG1FL)

460 The Clinton's win the corruption war! (but that preserves democracy)

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 14, 2021 02:10 PM (ONvIw)

461 I'll get the drop on all you pikers

Posted by: SMOD at December 14, 2021 02:10 PM (fJC68)

462 Hail. Locusts. Frogs. We got 'em all.

Posted by: The Joos at December 14, 2021 02:10 PM (jYQlA)

463 448 Mossad controls sharks. I heard that.
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Pshaw. They only control the ones with frikkin' lasers on their heads.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 14, 2021 02:10 PM (sWM8x)

464 "They say the Sharks followed the dripping blood of the slaves on the ships from the warm Carribbean waters up the East Coast. And that's why we have sharks today north of Miami."

A member of congress - might have been John Lewis, not sure - actually made this assertion on the floor of the House of Representatives in a speech (I think Rush Limbaugh showed a clip on his television show).

Posted by: Paco at December 14, 2021 02:10 PM (njExo)

465 Today is not a good day to own Microsoft stock
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 14, 2021 02:08 PM (ZsOyq)
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Most of the big techs seem to be down.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 14, 2021 02:10 PM (DU+/6)

466 Marvel recently did a comic where a plastic six pack holder killed some marine animal( I don't remember what) and the " hero" tracked down the clerk who sold it and murdered him
Posted by: steevy

So, just kill the poor schmuck at the beer store that sold it. Not the engineer who designed it, or the executive that greenlighted it. No, just the schmuck who sold it.

Can someone find the writer's parents and beat them with a cricket bat for breeding something so stupid?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 14, 2021 02:10 PM (BAKdv)

467 Sorry; Meant tornado.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 14, 2021 02:11 PM (49WRT)

468 So if we get more slave ships to go the other way, we can lead the sharks back toward Africa?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2021 02:09 PM (7gQkP)

Maybe white-guilters can volunteer for a free cruise.

Posted by: flounder at December 14, 2021 02:11 PM (SH2Zi)

469 For example: No one believes Bruce Jenner is a woman. The whole point is to convince you that people Do Believe he's a woman.
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No, the whole point is only to make you say it. The Five Lights theory.

Posted by: ... at December 14, 2021 02:11 PM (Hl58b)

470 They sank the country Haiti in a massive cash heist.
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I believe Haiti was founded "sank."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2021 02:11 PM (7gQkP)

471 Who do you think stole that $6 Billion from the state department while I was secretary of state?

Posted by: Clinton Crime Family at December 14, 2021 02:11 PM (iDcra)

472
If it wasn't for Rush Limbaugh, nobody would know about the stupid shit Congress said in the 90's.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 14, 2021 02:11 PM (Z5xQv)

473 So, just kill the poor schmuck at the beer store that sold it. Not the engineer who designed it, or the executive that greenlighted it. No, just the schmuck who sold it.

Can someone find the writer's parents and beat them with a cricket bat for breeding something so stupid?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 14, 2021 02:10 PM (BAKdv)
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Or the dude who littered.

But regardless, IIRC, the number of times the "six-pack ring killed a sea creature on the beach" was actually confirmed is zero.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 14, 2021 02:11 PM (DU+/6)

474 So what kind of shitty non-STEM "studies" degree from what shitty liberal college does Ms. FEMA weather expert have, that qualifies her to opine on the causes of weather ?

Posted by: Karen Konquistadore at December 14, 2021 02:12 PM (tu3iY)

475 Lets consult Tom Nicholls. He's an expert on all this stuff.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 14, 2021 02:12 PM (ZsOyq)

476 So, just kill the poor schmuck at the beer store that sold it. Not the engineer who designed it, or the executive that greenlighted it. No, just the schmuck who sold it.

Can someone find the writer's parents and beat them with a cricket bat for breeding something so stupid?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 14, 2021 02:10 PM (BAKdv)
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And for the love of Gaia, do nothing whatever to the a-hole who threw the plastic rings into the ocean.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2021 02:12 PM (7gQkP)

477 It's those big tall white three bladed things. They make the wind blow really hard.

Posted by: Bill Nye at December 14, 2021 02:12 PM (jYQlA)

478 449 I think it was covered here

https://youtu.be/KQIn3Eo7n-k

Posted by: steevy at December 14, 2021 02:13 PM (CYnTg)

479 Ministry - So What

https://youtu.be/85cTaoohLtY

Posted by: flounder at December 14, 2021 02:13 PM (SH2Zi)

480 I'm pretty sure the Sharks were just looking to have a rumble with the Jets.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at December 14, 2021 02:00 PM

Luckily for the Jets, they wear pads and football helmets, so the Sharks' hockey sticks won't hurt them. Though if the rumble happens on the ice, not sure the Jets' cleats will provide very sure footing. On grass though, advantage Jets.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 14, 2021 02:13 PM (Do5/p)

481 I hope these powerful people are lying, other wise they are uninformed or just plain stupid, and that is scary.

Posted by: Javems at December 14, 2021 02:13 PM (AmoqO)

482
I believe Haiti was founded "sank."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2021 02:11 PM (7gQkP)

I take your point, and Haiti is a chronically destitute country. But the Clintons and their crime cronies looted everything that was left in the country, in the guise of aiding it after it was devastated in a natural disaster... they are truly special people.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 14, 2021 02:13 PM (2ABQr)

483 A member of congress - might have been John Lewis, not sure - actually made this assertion on the floor of the House of Representatives in a speech (I think Rush Limbaugh showed a clip on his television show).
Posted by: Paco at December 14, 2021 02:10 PM (njExo)
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It was another genius--Major Owens. He also said 200 million slaves were thrown overboard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N81fOuca8Oc

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 14, 2021 02:14 PM (sWM8x)

484 In one leftist area I lived in they banned plastic bags because one killed a whale in the Philippines. Seriously - the pro-case was made by a school girl and that won the day.

Note, this was when I was on the east coast.

Posted by: 18-1
====

The ban the plastic straw crazy came from an elementary student that I am sure had moonbat environmentals as parents.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 14, 2021 02:14 PM (iDcra)

485 Pentagon Press Secretary John Kirby said Tuesday a booster shot requirement was "under active discussion" at the Pentagon.

"It is still under active discussion at the Pentagon. But there's been no policy decision made about requiring the booster shot, making it mandatory," he said during an off-camera gaggle with reporters.

https://tinyurl.com/2p9cz2ku

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 14, 2021 02:14 PM (mVFGK)

486 338 Welp, I pushed back on my company's implementation of the vaccine mandate because it's all been enjoined, and got a brush-off. "Our deadline is still X. Read the E-Mail and take action promptly." Literally. That's the whole thing.

I hate being treated with contempt by communist drones. This timeline sucks.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 14, 2021 01:55 PM (DU+/6)

How's the resume shopping going?

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 14, 2021 02:14 PM (ulaXh)

487 For example: No one believes Bruce Jenner is a woman. The whole point is to convince you that people Do Believe he's a woman.
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No, the whole point is only to make you say it. The Five Lights theory.
Posted by: ...

Say what? Bruce Jenner isn't a woman?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 14, 2021 02:14 PM (BAKdv)

488 They sank the country Haiti in a massive cash heist. They sold 20% of our uranium to Putin. They "lost" billions at the State Department. Then there's the decades long string of murders. And the rapes. And the child-molesting on Epstein island.

Their political career is American history's longest and most prolific crime spree.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 14, 2021 02:07 PM (2ABQr)
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And you left out selling our missile technology to Red China in one of the most corrupt deals imaginable.

And the closing of the Escalante land as it held the largest of "compliant coal" so that foreign campaign money bundler Charlie Trie could get Indonesia's coal to be the sole survivor.

Then Al Gore had his own Teapot Dome Scandal with Occidental Petroleum Scandal (that was buried by the Clinton Crime Syndicate)

Posted by: Reuben Hick at December 14, 2021 02:14 PM (+LCoQ)

489 OT but my uncle briefly owned an Oldsmobile Toronado years ago, and I got to drive it once on a highway. Big v8 was fantastic, great radio, just a dream car. Then, I gave the keys back.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 14, 2021 02:14 PM (ZsOyq)

490 Climate caused Covid!
Climate cases markets to drop!
Climate caused homelessness.
Climate caused inflation!
Climate caused dementia.

I think I'm getting the hang of this.

Posted by: torabora at December 14, 2021 02:15 PM (U0p6D)

491 481 I hope these powerful people are lying, other wise they are uninformed or just plain stupid, and that is scary.
Posted by: Javems at December 14, 2021 02:13 PM (AmoqO

They're evil and lying, which is also scary

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 14, 2021 02:15 PM (ONvIw)

492 LOL the boosters will go on forever

Posted by: steevy at December 14, 2021 02:15 PM (CYnTg)

493 So, just kill the poor schmuck at the beer store that sold it. Not the engineer who designed it, or the executive that greenlighted it. No, just the schmuck who sold it.

Can someone find the writer's parents and beat them with a cricket bat for breeding something so stupid?
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Yep, at least kill the store owner or the manager. It's not like the damn clerk, who's probably just some kid making minimum wage, has any control over the store's inventory.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 14, 2021 02:15 PM (k4dH2)

494 >Thunderf00t disagrees with you. And he is the smartest person alive and knows more about everything than anyone. Just ask him. He will tell you all about it in a YouTube video.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2021 02:07 PM (E8EsG)

That douche is insufferable.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 14, 2021 02:15 PM (cSs/W)

495 How's the resume shopping going?
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 14, 2021 02:14 PM (ulaXh)
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First interview yesterday, next one tomorrow.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 14, 2021 02:15 PM (DU+/6)

496 @465

>>Most of the big techs seem to be down.

Microsoft stock was around 35 dollars a share 6 years ago, it's now around 325 dollars.

It's got a lot of ruin left in it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 14, 2021 02:15 PM (Ls9Kq)

497 There was some article I read a while back where some area in the Northeast USA had some provisions in place to keep seals out of the area. Apparently someone or some group thought that was cruel and changed the local laws to open up the area to be better for seals. Sure enough, soon after, there was a major increase in shark sightings and attacks. And the idiots couldn't for the life of them figure out why.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 14, 2021 02:10 PM (Do5/p)
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Astoria has a problem with fat lazy smelly useless creatures lolling around all over the place and crowding out people trying to use the port.

And then there are the sea lions.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 14, 2021 02:15 PM (DnWKq)

498 I hope these powerful people are lying, otherwise, they are uninformed or just plain stupid, and that is scary.
Posted by: Javems
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Embrace the power of 'and'.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 14, 2021 02:15 PM (mVFGK)

499 So what kind of shitty non-STEM "studies" degree from what shitty liberal college does Ms. FEMA weather expert have, that qualifies her to opine on the causes of weather ?

Stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 14, 2021 02:15 PM (iDcra)

500 Say what? Bruce Jenner isn't a woman?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 14, 2021 02:14 PM (BAKdv)

No, that he is. There is no greater power over someone's mind than to make them say something they know isn't true.

Posted by: ... at December 14, 2021 02:16 PM (Hl58b)

501 340. "C.S. Lewis's That Hideous Strength gives a picture of the depravity that prevailed on the way to WW2. Yes, it's fiction, but I think he was writing from his observations of the cultural, intellectual, and political changes."

Very appropriate reference. And Biden is the ghastly, unthinking talking head.

Posted by: Paco at December 14, 2021 02:16 PM (njExo)

502 I've talked with a few branch covidians who are fine with boosters for live.

Seems insane.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 14, 2021 02:16 PM (ESjRY)

503 LOL the boosters will go on forever
Posted by: steevy
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Some of us saw that coming a mile away.

Feel sorry for the jabbed.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 14, 2021 02:16 PM (mVFGK)

504 If Presdent Bidum's Build Back Butter was supported by the stooped Republitards then those tornadoes wield has never happened !!! This is disgusting and how many children of coler died because be nots pass this bill ??????

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at December 14, 2021 02:17 PM (otFiP)

505 The ban the plastic straw crazy came from an elementary student that I am sure had moonbat environmentals as parents.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 14, 2021 02:14 PM (iDcra)
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Science fair project, in which he placed a photo of a turtle with a plastic straw in his nose. Totally not staged.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2021 02:17 PM (7gQkP)

506 Some of us saw that coming a mile away.

Feel sorry for the jabbed.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 14, 2021 02:16 PM (mVFGK)
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And those who got the shots to comply with a mandate and not make waves will now have to get them in perpetuity. They won't be able to demand an exemption for medical or religious reasons if they already complied. They're trapped *forever.*

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 14, 2021 02:17 PM (DU+/6)

507 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 14, 2021 02:11 PM (DU+/6)

I don't know about killed but theres a couple utube channels that show people capturing seals and other animals that are tangled up in netting, rope, 6 pack rings, plastic containers, plastic bags etc.

Really shocking how much these animals get trapped by all the crap in the ocean. Most of it packaging and the rest old netting.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 14, 2021 02:18 PM (FZzni)

508 483. "It was another genius--Major Owens. He also said 200 million slaves were thrown overboard."

Thanks for the correction. I recollect Rush being in awe of this demonstration of sheer stupidity.

Posted by: Paco at December 14, 2021 02:18 PM (njExo)

509 I take your point, and Haiti is a chronically destitute country. But the Clintons and their crime cronies looted everything that was left in the country, in the guise of aiding it after it was devastated in a natural disaster... they are truly special people.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 14, 2021 02:13 PM (2ABQr)
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It takes a special kind of asshole to steal from the poorest people in the Western Hemisphere.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 14, 2021 02:18 PM (DnWKq)

510 Feel sorry for the jabbed.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 14, 2021 02:16 PM (mVFGK)

Yep.

Posted by: flounder at December 14, 2021 02:18 PM (SH2Zi)

511 OT but my uncle briefly owned an Oldsmobile Toronado years ago, and I got to drive it once on a highway. Big v8 was fantastic, great radio, just a dream car. Then, I gave the keys back.

Posted by: Huck Follywood
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I had a Clark Cortez motorhome that used the 455 and TH400 for the drive. It was a race car, for an RV, with front wheel drive and 380 HP. Wish I had never sold it.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 14, 2021 02:18 PM (iDcra)

512 The future is always glorious, it is the past that is subject to change

Posted by: Kindltot at December 14, 2021 02:19 PM (ZMraq)

513 Climate change may cause Guam to capsize.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at December 14, 2021 02:19 PM (jYQlA)

514 Ministry - NWO

https://youtu.be/zhPx9QdzNpA

Posted by: flounder at December 14, 2021 02:19 PM (SH2Zi)

515 Feel sorry for the jabbed.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 14, 2021 02:16 PM (mVFGK)

Not all of them.

Posted by: ... at December 14, 2021 02:19 PM (Hl58b)

516 If you believe in global warming you are stupid - not that the climate can warm, and cool, over time - but that man is doing things to alter the pattern.

They don't believe it folks - the FEMA Director is well aware of the tornado statistics. It's all meant to scare you - and give them more power.

And Mr Lomborg in Scandanavia - you are buying it as well. The premise behind AGW is not factually supported. We'd like to think we were that powerful. We aren't.

Posted by: Black JEM at December 14, 2021 02:19 PM (V6xwG)

517 Clinton gave quiet submarine propellor tech to CCP.
TRAITORS

Posted by: torabora at December 14, 2021 02:20 PM (U0p6D)

518 nood Hillary...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 14, 2021 02:20 PM (8D42x)

519 Major never even made it to Light Colonel...

Posted by: steevy at December 14, 2021 02:20 PM (CYnTg)

520
The stupid turtle and the straw!

Does anyone here think that's new??
Do we all have no memorys?

Remember the plastic rings that held Six Packs of soda cans?

Remember the pics of racoons and seals with their little heads stuck in those Six Pack plastic rings?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 14, 2021 02:20 PM (Z5xQv)

521 nood Hillary...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 14, 2021 02:20 PM (8D42x)

Projectile vomiting commences

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 14, 2021 02:21 PM (eGTCV)

522 What's really important is, does FEMA Administrator Deanne Criswell cackle and bleat like all of the Biden Administration's other jumped-up Hooters girls?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 14, 2021 02:21 PM (BPuaD)

523 I think the Clintons are worse. The scale of corruption they engaged in was world-historical. Forget about the wholesale corruption involved in the various coup attempts they initiated.

They sank the country Haiti in a massive cash heist. They sold 20% of our uranium to Putin. They "lost" billions at the State Department. Then there's the decades long string of murders. And the rapes. And the child-molesting on Epstein island.

Their political career is American history's longest and most prolific crime spree.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 14, 2021 02:07 PM (2ABQr)

These are all facts, yes. I think we're just scratching the surface of the Biden crime family and what they've done in 50 years of government graft.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 14, 2021 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)

524 491-

I recall when bill Marr went on a rant about calling terrorists cowards. Point being, stop underestimating these people, and acting like they don't know what they're doing.

They know. They're not stupid, and they're not cowards. Take them seriously, because they sure as hell are serious about destroying you and everything you hold dear.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 14, 2021 02:22 PM (YV6PJ)

525 149...can you tell me the last time Kentucky was hit by an F5 hurricane like this? Clock is ticking, folks.
Posted by: Present Puddin' Head Joe at December 14, 2021 01:28 PM (SOV+T)

It was an F3

Posted by: Flyover at December 14, 2021 02:23 PM (Rbu5d)

526 What's hilarious is that for the first time ever, the ineffectiveness of a vaccine is being blamed on those who haven't taken it.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 14, 2021 02:23 PM (mVFGK)

527 509 I take your point, and Haiti is a chronically destitute country. But the Clintons and their crime cronies looted everything that was left in the country, in the guise of aiding it after it was devastated in a natural disaster... they are truly special people.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 14, 2021 02:13 PM (2ABQr)
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It takes a special kind of asshole to steal from the poorest people in the Western Hemisphere.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 14, 2021 02:18 PM (DnWKq)

I suspect the Clintons were mostly stealing from the gullible donors who thought they were helping Haiti. I don't think there's anything worth stealing in Haiti.

Haiti was just the cute, hungry, abused puppy in the sad TV commercial.

Posted by: Karen Konquistadore at December 14, 2021 02:24 PM (tu3iY)

528 And you left out selling our missile technology to Red China in one of the most corrupt deals imaginable.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 14, 2021 02:09 PM (DU+/6)

I've a family friend - a literal rocket scientist - specializing in missile payload designs, quit his incredibly lucrative job at Loral back in the 90's because of this. He was beyond livid, as were many of his coworkers that this sort of technology was being handed to the Chinese for the benefit of a few, giving them a half century advantage. He and family sold everything in CA (a couple of homes), packed up and moved back to Alabama. Pretty sure he voted for Clinton, but guessing that red pilled him but good.

Posted by: Ozone Hole at December 14, 2021 02:24 PM (wAnMi)

529 Stupid hole.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 14, 2021 02:25 PM (wAnMi)

530 And the sharks swam through the Panama Canal to get to the West Coast, too.
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I thought they low crawled.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 14, 2021 02:27 PM (fWTJL)

531

We went from Trump, a man of his own thoughts, to this horribly deformed moron who has never had an original thought or been a productive member of society.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at December 14, 2021 02:27 PM (XnbJC)

532 If I was fighting the booster jab I would pull out the American Heart Association study on heart inflammation and the vaccine and attach a letter to a copy of the email and send certified copies to the HR department and the CEO.
Explain if forced to get this booster jab, in which there are known adverse reactions, you will be suing both the company and the CEO personally for any medically documented distress and suffering. In the event of becoming personally disabled or deceased you have left word with your survivors for the reason of the problem and will be suing both the company and you for an 8 figure settlement.

Posted by: Black JEM at December 14, 2021 02:30 PM (V6xwG)

533 They're the primitive savages cutting themselves and yelling louder in hopes that Baal will hear them.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 14, 2021 02:34 PM (II3Gr)

534 Remember when Psaki said it would take too many local resources to visit the injured from that black supremacist Democrat Christmas terror attack?

Posted by: Wodun at December 14, 2021 02:49 PM (rB8Ka)

535 On PredictIt, the joke in the comments section in 2020 was that Hillary is about to make her move.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 14, 2021 03:32 PM (OalnH)

536 Are there any straight white males in President Vegetable's administration?

Hell, are there any straight males at all?!

Posted by: 370H55V at December 14, 2021 04:35 PM (WusEB)

537 Looking right outside a window and i see Snow on the Ground

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 14, 2021 06:33 PM (wGqjj)

538 Currently it seems like Drupal is the best blogging platform available right
now. (from what I've read) Is that what you are using on your blog?

Posted by: lifalif diyeti at December 31, 2021 10:17 AM (Aa6IW)

539 You have a really great website. Let's connect:
https://youtu.be/wveq63n0ZBk

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