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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (12/14/21)
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Quote I “We expect substitute teachers to uphold the same high standards of conduct and professionalism as our full-time educators,” Lakeland High Superintendent Frederick Heid.
Quote II "When I receive the images it makes you feel a bit dirty and you start thinking, 'why me? Why have they sent them to me, is it something I've done'?" Ex-topless model, Jess Davies
Quote III “I mean, they probably offered him some good money. I don’t know, maybe he said to himself, they just had Jeffrey Toobin jerking off on a zoom meeting, and they didn’t really fire him, so that’s probably a good place to work. You can jerk off on your zoom and not get fired.” Howard Stern commenting on Chris Wallace
Quote IV “It kind of goes back to your rights. I have the right to carry and I have the right to protect myself and I have the right to protect my property. “Protect yourself. That doesn’t mean go looking for it, that means just be ready.” Homeowner,Jerahme Smith
Remember when President Bush I was ridiculed for his lack of knowledge about scanners at the grocery store? Crickets, when the "San Francisco Headhunter" doesn't know about recharging an EV.
'How Do I Know It's Actually Working?' Kamala Harris Stymied By Soundless Electric Car Plug
Oh, oh, it’s magic! Actually, it’s electricity. Which, to Vice President Kamala Harris, might as well be magic – considering she was recently stymied by how an electric car is able to charge up without making a sound or emitting a smell. In a publicity stunt meant to push the Biden administration’s green "Build Back Better" agenda, which encourages Americans struggling under higher gas prices to run out and buy $50,000electric vehicles, Harris performed the arduous task of plugging a battery-powered car into a charging station…then stood back and marveled at how the energy was able to go from the station to the vehicle.
Is this really a legitimate piece of legislation? Or is South Dakota's Gov. Noem angling for higher office? Noem to Propose Bill Restricting Participation in Female Sports to Biological Women
South Dakota governor Kristi Noem has announced a bill that would restrict participation in female sports to biological women at the collegiate and grade school levels. “This is about fairness,” Noem said in a statement she shared with Fox News. “Every young woman deserves an equal playing field where she can achieve success, but common sense tells us that males have an unfair physical advantage over females in athletic competition. It is for those reasons that only girls should be competing in girls’ sports.”
All aboard, Choo-Choo! That's quite the train ride.
You can now travel from Lagos in Portugal all the way to Singapore, say rail experts - with a few stops along the way. Analysis by rail blogger Mark Smith, aka The Man in Seat 61, and Reddit users calculated that the 11,654-mile journey could be done in 21 days.
In a former lifetime I drove company cars that were Toyota. I thought they were a decent ride. This feature is Bull shit!
Automakers keep trying to get a piece of that sweet, sweet subscription income. Now, it’s Toyota’s turn. Nearly every car company offers some sort of subscription package, and Toyota has one called Remote Connect. The service offers the usual fare, letting owners use an app to remotely lock their doors, for example, or if they own a plug-in vehicle, to precondition the interior. But as some complimentary subscriptions for Remote Connect come to an end, Toyota owners are getting an unexpected surprise—they can no longer use their key fob to remote-start their vehicles.
Are we really the United States of America? How seriously should we take talk of US state secession?
One troubling sign of our deteriorating civic mood is the shocking breadth of support for secession in the United States. At a time of widespread polarization—where people are arguing over a supposedly stolen election, vaccine mandates, mask-wearing, and the reality of climate change—a September 2020 Hofstra University poll found that “nearly 40 percent of likely voters would support state secession if their candidate loses.” This was followed by a YouGov and Bright Line Watch survey last June that revealed that 37% of Americans supported a “willingness to secede” when asked: “Would you support or oppose [your state] seceding from the United States to join a new union with [list of states in new union]?” Support for doing this was highest in the South and among Republicans.How can we remain united when one's position is to destroy property of others?
A driver for the grocery delivery service Instacart allegedly smashed an elderly couple’s groceries and left a nasty note on their receipt because of their yard sign supporting the local police department. The incident reportedly took place in Blaine, Minnesota. According to a Facebook post written by a relative, the elderly couple ordered a “carefully budgeted” $50 of groceries to be delivered to their home last Sunday. “This past year has been a rollercoaster of heartache and big life changes for them. Money is tight. Vulnerability is high,” wrote Amber GrayPerhaps Tara needs to stop coloring her hair purple. The brain damage appears to be irreversible.
Monday's ONT covered Time Magazine's Person of The Year, Elon Musk. The following story centers around the Tesla Pick Up Truck, which isn't.
The Tesla Cybertruck may or may not ever exist, but its utility as a money magnet appears solid. Now, an aftermarket camper concept has cleared $100 million in preorders. Stream It Inc. rolled out its own Tesla Cybertruck camper concept earlier this year. The CyberLandr looked ambitious in renderings, with swiveling, nesting parts everywhere and a spa-inspired bathroom. By Dec. 8, $100 million in reservations had piled up in anticipation for the camper, which still doesn’t appear to exist in any non-digital form. Sound familiar? We thought so too.Not the purchase for me.
While you are shopping for non-existent camping gear, you may as well throw the portable generator on that list, if you are in California.
The California Air Resources Board (CARB) passed a regulation aimed at “Small Off-Road Engines” on Thursday that will ban the sale of portable generators in the state — which includes generators mounted in recreational vehicles. The ruling bans the sale of gas-powered leaf blowers and lawnmowers in the state beginning in 2024. Portable generators will be required to meet more stringent standards in 2024 and meet zero-emission standards starting in 2028.
ICON MOURNED Joe Simon dead – Grammy-winning R&B singer famous for Power of Love and The Chokin’ Kind passes at 85 JOE Simon is dead at the age of 85. The Grammy-winning R&B singer was famous for his hit songs including Power of Love and The Chokin' Kind.
Using the SNL "Church Lady's" voice. Could it be the vaccine?
another fit and healthy sports star has been struck down with health problems mid-game. This time, Manchester United soccer player Victor Lindelof was forced to abandon a game on Saturday after he suddenly began suffering from chest pains. Lindelof said he was struggling to breathe and was clutching his chest in pain. Lindelof left the pitch to receive medical help during United’s 1-0 win over Norwich on Saturday. Lindelof joins dozens of other athletes worldwide who have suffered some form of “mysterious” chest pain or even cardiac arrest.
What would would you do if your world was turned upside down by a tornado? Would it be uplifting as this? (H/T Creeper)
Check out this powerful viral clip of a Kentucky man playing a hymn on his piano after a twister wrecked his home This is what peace that surpasses understanding looks like, my friends:
A Fairview Elementary School teacher was arrested Monday in Tennessee and charged with nine counts of aggravated sexual battery, especially aggravated sexual exploitation of a child, eight counts of rape, incest and eight counts of rape of a child. Two victims who are minors were reported by District Attorney General Brent Cooper. Neither are students at Fairview Elementary.
Hell hath no fury like a scorned
A 76-year-old Florida Woman was arrested yesterday for allegedly targeting her ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend in an auto vandalism spree that employed oil, pink lipstick, and a dead raccoon. According to police, Patsy Murrell vandalized the cars in late-September, three months after her relationship with Stephen Hughes, 74, ended. Hughes’s new girlfriend, an arrest affidavit notes, is Michelle Busman-Baio, 64. Investigators charge that Murrell damaged the vehicles while they were parked at night outside Hughes’s home in Largo, a city in the Tampa Bay area. Hughes’s 2011 Chrysler had oil poured into its air vents and the words “Loves Kinkey Sex” and “Wominzer” written on the windows in pink lipstick. The auto also sustained damage to its rear bumper, allegedly when Murrell rammed the car with her vehicle. The estimate to repair Hughes’s ride was about $1600, cops noted
A dead raccoon? That's an A for creativity.
A man with a big heart. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
An Indian plastic surgeon is being praised as a hero without a cape after spending much of his life performing over 37,000 free procedures to correct children’s cleft palates and cleft lips. According to the CDC, cleft lip and cleft palate are birth defects that occur when a baby’s lip or mouth do not form properly during pregnancy. These defects cause a variety of problems, which range from the inability to access milk as babies, to bullying and discrimination later on in life. Both birth defects can be corrected with the help of plastic surgery, but these procedures are, unfortunately, not available to the poor families who need them most. In India, one plastic surgeon has emerged as the benefactor of tens of thousands of babies and children, correcting their cleft lips or cleft palate for free, and thus giving them the chance at a much better life
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 14, 2021 10:02 PM (Q9lwr)
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Posted by: mindful webworker - oh, ho ho ho, already, okay? at December 14, 2021 10:02 PM (Lvgmt)
Posted by: mot at December 14, 2021 10:03 PM (FmeBQ)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 14, 2021 10:03 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 14, 2021 10:03 PM (eA1RV)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at December 14, 2021 10:03 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: Zettai at December 14, 2021 10:03 PM (R9E27)
Posted by: Theodore at December 14, 2021 10:03 PM (GJnvT)
Well not so much, LOL.
Posted by: Farmer at December 14, 2021 10:03 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Doof at December 14, 2021 10:02 PM (mZUr4)
Facts not introduced into evidence.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2021 10:03 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 14, 2021 10:04 PM (16EvI)
Posted by: Doof at December 14, 2021 10:02 PM (mZUr4)
I thought something was going to be done about this guy...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 14, 2021 10:04 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: wing at December 14, 2021 10:04 PM (PlW9M)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 14, 2021 10:05 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 14, 2021 10:05 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 14, 2021 10:05 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Doof at December 14, 2021 10:02 PM (mZUr4)
Facts not introduced into evidence.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2021 10:03 PM (aA3+G)
Did you just give me a "no standing" type of response??
Posted by: Doof at December 14, 2021 10:05 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Doof at December 14, 2021 10:02 PM (mZUr4)
I thought something was going to be done about this guy...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 14, 2021 10:04 PM (Q9lwr)
On the bright side, his name isn't steve
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2021 10:06 PM (aA3+G)
Didn't Gov. "Corporations are our friends" veto exactly that last year?
Posted by: Methos at December 14, 2021 10:06 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Doof at December 14, 2021 10:02 PM (mZUr4)
I thought something was going to be done about this guy...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 14, 2021 10:04 PM (Q9lwr)
Nevertheless he persisted
Posted by: Doof at December 14, 2021 10:06 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Doof at December 14, 2021 10:02 PM (mZUr4)
Facts not introduced into evidence.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2021 10:03 PM (aA3+G)
Did you just give me a "no standing" type of response??
Posted by: Doof at December 14, 2021 10:05 PM (mZUr4)
It's a tax. Lay back and think of sous vide
Posted by: Chief Justice Roberts at December 14, 2021 10:07 PM (IJES/)
I wol dhave been there earlier but the "Types/Thinks/Deletes" took too long to type!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 14, 2021 10:07 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at December 14, 2021 10:07 PM (L5CMQ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2021 10:06 PM (aA3+G)
True...
And he does like bourbon, so I guess we should cut him a little bit of slack...this once...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 14, 2021 10:07 PM (Q9lwr)
I sent that same engagement notice to Ace, OregonMuse and whoever uses the PetMorons email. OM kindly forwarded it on at my request but I guess we were already beat!
Miss Hum, where can I email you directly on the odd chance I get something of interest and amusement?
Posted by: Robert at December 14, 2021 10:07 PM (T0ufd)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 14, 2021 10:07 PM (eA1RV)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 14, 2021 10:08 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Iris at December 14, 2021 10:08 PM (6lKe4)
Posted by: Doof at December 14, 2021 10:02 PM (mZUr4)
Facts not introduced into evidence.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2021 10:03 PM (aA3+G)
Did you just give me a "no standing" type of response??
Posted by: Doof at December 14, 2021 10:05 PM (mZUr4)
It's a tax. Lay back and think of sous vide
Posted by: Chief Justice Roberts at December 14, 2021 10:07 PM (IJES/)
With a stack of French Toast, gobs of melted butter and swimming in a warm pool WI Maple Syrup
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2021 10:08 PM (aA3+G)
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Low bar, dude.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 14, 2021 10:08 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 14, 2021 10:09 PM (/UQ/R)
I sent that same engagement notice to Ace, OregonMuse and whoever uses the PetMorons email. OM kindly forwarded it on at my request but I guess we were already beat!
Miss Hum, where can I email you directly on the odd chance I get something of interest and amusement?
Posted by: Robert at December 14, 2021 10:07 PM (T0ufd)
Well I be the guy who uses the petmorons at gmail dot com addy
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2021 10:09 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: CppThis at December 14, 2021 10:09 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2021 10:06 PM (aA3+G)
True...
And he does like bourbon, so I guess we should cut him a little bit of slack...this once...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 14, 2021 10:07 PM (Q9lwr)
Now those are facts entered into evidence
Posted by: Doof at December 14, 2021 10:10 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 14, 2021 10:10 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Methos at December 14, 2021 10:10 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 14, 2021 10:11 PM (x8Wzq)
Besides, CBD got it honestly. Didn't cheat at all with his COB admin privileges.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 14, 2021 10:11 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: davidt at December 14, 2021 10:12 PM (WoQnt)
Didn't Gov. "Corporations are our friends" veto exactly that last year?
Posted by: Methos at December 14, 2021 10:06 PM (kOpft)
Well, I feel like giving Noem the benefit of the doubt because
Posted by: CppThis at December 14, 2021 10:12 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 14, 2021 10:12 PM (LtGlA)
I can honestly say I have never seen an engagement announcement like the last photograph. Best wishes to the happy couple and their family. I'm betting there will be a book soon...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at December 14, 2021 10:12 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 14, 2021 10:12 PM (16EvI)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2021 10:13 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2021 10:09 PM (aA3+G)
The stars have aligned! Eeeexcellent. *Taps fingers together*
Posted by: Robert at December 14, 2021 10:13 PM (F7KTJ)
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Magic beans?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 14, 2021 10:13 PM (FVME7)
They have a thing for thick thighs?
Posted by: Braenyard at December 14, 2021 10:13 PM (SKXSf)
Posted by: Judge Crater at December 14, 2021 10:13 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 14, 2021 10:14 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Fastly Strokewater - God's Gift to Women at December 14, 2021 10:14 PM (gWAUD)
Besides, CBD got it honestly. Didn't cheat at all with his COB admin privileges.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 14, 2021 10:11 PM (IJES/)
He didn't otherwise he would have been up at the blackboard writing, I will not cheat 100x
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2021 10:14 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Eromero at December 14, 2021 10:14 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 14, 2021 10:14 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 14, 2021 10:14 PM (evAgx)
***SNORT***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2021 10:14 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Judge Crater at December 14, 2021 10:13 PM (X5CsJ)
Sic Semper
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 14, 2021 10:14 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 14, 2021 10:12 PM
That's two votes for Tara is a guy. Also an asshole.
Posted by: huerfano at December 14, 2021 10:15 PM (MzKgG)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 14, 2021 10:15 PM (hRl/Q)
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Magic beans?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 14, 2021 10:13 PM (FVME7)
And she's one of the elite intellects guiding our economy. Glad she has both hands firmly clasped behind her back as she smartly chokes down a sizable interest rate hike.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 14, 2021 10:15 PM (IJES/)
Shit. never believe a thing you read. Ever. Fuck. I am in a bad mood.
*heads for the heavy bag*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 14, 2021 10:15 PM (x8Wzq)
https://tinyurl.com/yt6cmu2f
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 14, 2021 10:15 PM (Q9lwr)
This actually brings up something that one of them youtubers was bringing up about the dangers of para-social groups on line where he was pointing out the superchat competition that fans of a particular creator(s) will get into to get their messages read. In other words, the fans comes to believe that they have a close personal relationship with the creator and therefore it becomes more than just sending an appreciative buck their way, but more an expression for the depth of feeling.
Not sure I necessarily agree with his arguments, just that it is interesting.
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 14, 2021 10:15 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at December 14, 2021 10:12 PM (rwusL)
If thats lake michigan, more than likely half that boardwalk is gone and strewn wreckage...this too is an analogy of Bidens America
Posted by: a dude in MI at December 14, 2021 10:16 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: CppThis at December 14, 2021 10:12 PM (UewuT)
More likely, I think this is the bill she had to throw together after she realized "Oh damn that veto really WILL kill my career!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 14, 2021 10:16 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2021 10:14 PM (aA3+G)
MisHum runs a tight ONT, so glad I learned the one simple "delete before posting" trick.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 14, 2021 10:16 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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In this joyous Festivus season, I detect some airing of grievances in their announcement.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 14, 2021 10:16 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: CppThis at December 14, 2021 10:16 PM (UewuT)
Jethro Tull - God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen (instrumental).
https://youtu.be/C_lFoAQQ0is
Posted by: Doof at December 14, 2021 10:16 PM (mZUr4)
Kamila understands some biology. Electricity, not so much.
Is shows in their every policy.
Wonder if we can get a gen-edited pathogen for the Left only? Maybe from China?
That trick never worked.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 14, 2021 10:16 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 14, 2021 10:15 PM (hRl/Q)
You just know they have crazy eyes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 14, 2021 10:16 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Miklos, hoping for better in the future at December 14, 2021 10:17 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2021 10:14 PM (aA3+G)
All sarcasm aside, good evening to the both of you.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 14, 2021 10:17 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: Obligatory at December 14, 2021 10:17 PM (RAodA)
the engagement notice is...well, thought provoking?
hey speaking of camping gear- pro tip for the morons on here. this is a little prep tip for the burning times coming our way.
i'm looking at buying some portable solar panels and some kind of charging station/power hub. here's the thing- you don't need to buy an expensive goal zero powerbank to store your solar energy- you can build one pretty cheap. found some good plans and ideas on the youtubes. probably good idea to buy now why your dollars have some value left.
Posted by: Jack Burton, who does not care about the jan 6 hearings at December 14, 2021 10:17 PM (8nx12)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 14, 2021 10:17 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 14, 2021 10:18 PM (csEWM)
Stick your finger in it, Kamala.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 14, 2021 10:18 PM (SKXSf)
Posted by: Jack Burton, who does not care about the jan 6 hearings at December 14, 2021 10:17 PM (8nx12)
LINKS, man!
Posted by: a dude in MI at December 14, 2021 10:18 PM (+I6Y/)
Sergio Aguero, late of Barcelona, formerly of Man City has announced his retirement at 33 due to HEART PROBLEMS.
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There is not one word being spoken on any of the forums I haunt about there being a problem.
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In fact, with the recent uptick in "cases" in Europe, most sites are screaming for mandatory jabs / boosters.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 14, 2021 10:18 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Adriane the Bad Driving During the Holidays, Oy! Critic ... at December 14, 2021 10:18 PM (okV1R)
She has a son. Inheriting for light sex work is an easy path. Soon, she will be all set.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 14, 2021 10:19 PM (u82oZ)
And once again the lesson is shown that you must read every detail of any contract.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 14, 2021 10:19 PM (FZzni)
Jethro Tull - God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen (instrumental).
https://youtu.be/C_lFoAQQ0is
Posted by: Doof at December 14, 2021 10:16 PM (mZUr4)
Yes I have. And 99.99% of Tull material is quite good.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2021 10:19 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 14, 2021 10:19 PM (nxdel)
It's a really weird phenomena, I've wondered that myself. All I can come up with is that those who do it are men who know absolutely nothing at all about women, and have very little experience with the real thing. They think "Oh I like to look at a naked girl, I'll bet she'll like to look at me!!!" Nope, doesn't work that way.
And then you've got absolute weirdos like Wiener in NYC who is a pathological narcissist. I think Politics draws that kind in.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 14, 2021 10:19 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 14, 2021 10:19 PM (SKXSf)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 14, 2021 10:15 PM (hRl/Q)
Looks like the announcement was written by a neck-beard dude with mommy issues.
Or. It's a really clever bazinga moment. Ah, who cares!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 14, 2021 10:20 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: davidt at December 14, 2021 10:20 PM (WoQnt)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 14, 2021 10:20 PM (h9Gr0)
Posted by: Tom Servo
They should swap genders and make this story PERFECT
Posted by: Miklos, angling for a job at Teen Vogue at December 14, 2021 10:20 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 14, 2021 10:20 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: a dude in MI at December 14, 2021 10:18 PM (+I6Y/)
i always get banned when i try to put links in. just go to youtube and type in
diy portable solar generator
Posted by: Jack Burton, who does not care about the jan 6 hearings at December 14, 2021 10:20 PM (8nx12)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 14, 2021 10:19 PM (nxdel)
Just say "I GOTS DA COVID! I GOTS DA COVID!" (cough, cough cough) That'll get you out of all of it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 14, 2021 10:21 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Jack Burton, who does not care about the jan 6 hearings at December 14, 2021 10:17 PM (8nx12)
For what it's worth I bought one of the GZ panel/bank combos about a month ago and thus far I've been pretty happy with it. Right now I'm valuing portability and compatibility higher than cost so it made sense. But as you say, some lead-acid batteries and a charging circuit can do in a pinch if one's sufficiently motivated.
Posted by: CppThis at December 14, 2021 10:21 PM (UewuT)
Is this old? I went looking for her previous statements where she failed to stand up to the left on this issue and I found this from April 2021 - https://bit.ly/3m4PlF4
South Dakota's Republican Gov. Kristi Noem banned transgender girls and women from competing on women's sports teams at public high schools and colleges via a pair of executive orders issued Monday.
Reading that closer, these were executive orders. This new news is she is pushing legislation. So now I'm confused. I thought she was criticized a while back for surrendering this issue to the left?
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 14, 2021 10:21 PM (Do5/p)
Embrace the power of No. I am slow dancing with my husband all next week.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 14, 2021 10:21 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2021 10:21 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Black Orchid the Unboosted at December 14, 2021 10:21 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: CppThis at December 14, 2021 10:16 PM (UewuT)
Function call 'divide by zero'.
Blue screen of sex.
Wake up refreshed in the morning.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 14, 2021 10:21 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2021 10:21 PM (mD/uy)
Initially, I, too, thought that a COB had just blown a seal. Then I thought, maybe.. "milkshake?", but nahhh.
Closer look revealed it to be Maple Syrup on French Toast, with a huge, COB-sized bite, right into it's core.
It's a Festivus Mircale, I tellya!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 14, 2021 10:21 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 14, 2021 10:21 PM (LtGlA)
No robbers or rapers on the way, nah ah.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 14, 2021 10:22 PM (SKXSf)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 14, 2021 10:22 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Beartooth at December 14, 2021 10:22 PM (J0Lsu)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Pet my leg hair.
Feel it's luxurious softness.
Posted by: Joe-Dieter Preznit von Sprockets at December 14, 2021 10:22 PM (QzkSJ)
And then you've got absolute weirdos like Wiener in NYC who is a pathological narcissist. I think Politics draws that kind in.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 14, 2021 10:19 PM (evAgx)
tom spot on. chicks either think dicks are ugly or hilarious. only the truly naughty ones are turned on by them, and they are like finding a gold nugget in the creek.
Posted by: Jack Burton, who does not care about the jan 6 hearings at December 14, 2021 10:22 PM (8nx12)
Embrace the power of No. I am slow dancing with my husband all next week.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 14, 2021 10:21 PM (u82oZ)
Hey NaCLy, I had no idea! That's great man.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 14, 2021 10:22 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 14, 2021 10:23 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 14, 2021 10:23 PM (eA1RV)
In this joyous Festivus season, I detect some airing of grievances in their announcement.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 14, 2021 10:16 PM (8AONa)
For the occasion they're announcing, their travails are things best kept to themselves.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2021 10:23 PM (/U27+)
So maybe Kirsti just felt she had to move now, since the NCAA decided to start allowing guys to play as females in DI college programs
I know I was shocked! but of course it was Penn. OF. COURSE.
idiots.
the Ivies shouldn't even be in DI they are a sad joke. they are always pulling shit like this.
Posted by: Black Orchid the Unboosted at December 14, 2021 10:23 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 14, 2021 10:19 PM (FZzni)
It's nice when it's really cold or really hot...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 14, 2021 10:23 PM (Q9lwr)
==
beginning of an end
Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 10:24 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 14, 2021 10:21 PM (u82oZ)
And I am really confused.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 14, 2021 10:24 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: CppThis at December 14, 2021 10:24 PM (UewuT)
Stick your finger in it, Kamala.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 14, 2021 10:18 PM (SKXSf)
She's still astonished that a Thermos can keep Hot things Hot and Cold things Cold.
How do it know?
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 14, 2021 10:24 PM (evAgx)
https://bit.ly/30sfzKd
South Dakota's GOP governor declined on Friday to sign a bill from legislators in her own party that would have banned transgender girls from participating in women's high school sports.
In a statement released on Twitter, Noem said that she was sending the bill back to lawmakers for changes, and indicated that she thought the ban should not be extended to college athletes.
"Unfortunately, as I have studied this legislation and conferred with legal experts over the past several days, I have become concerned that this bill's vague and overly broad language could have significant unintended consequences," Noem wrote.
"I am also concerned that the approach House Bill 1217 takes is unrealistic in the context of collegiate athletics," she added, writing that banning transgender athletes from collegiate sports would cause conflict with national college athletic associations.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 14, 2021 10:24 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 14, 2021 10:21 PM (u82oZ)
Thought you were straight.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 14, 2021 10:25 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 14, 2021 10:25 PM (LtGlA)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 14, 2021 10:23 PM (Q9lwr)
The most beautiful word in the English language: 'Garage.'
I told a girl I knew once about my garage: 'If it (the garage) had a vagina, I'd be cheating on you.'
It is a wonder my relationships do not last.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 14, 2021 10:25 PM (csEWM)
Chinese warships and SEALs fighting Somali pirates who take a Chinese container ship is the opening, with bulk of the movie being the exploits of a SEAL company rescuing Chinese citizens from an Al Queda-type Islamic terrorist outfit attacking the capital of a fictional Arab country, taking Chinese diplomats hostage.
Samples of dialogue so far:
"Ti Long, show them Hell!"
"American, save my children!" (The Chinese IED specialist this is said to is visibly taken-aback by this exclamation from a civilian he had just removed a necklace-bomb from...a strange line; are they trying to show Chinese troops as the same as American warrior humanitarians, or what?)
"Let's show these terrorists they cannot take Chinese civilians hostage!"
Production overall and the SFX are very good. The Chinese SEALS are shown equipped with about 25 different configurations of auto-rifles and sniper rifles. weapons. Why I have no idea.
How soon will there be Chinese movies of their troops fighting against Capitalist Running-Dog Americans?
Posted by: Gref at December 14, 2021 10:25 PM (AMIL/)
And thoughts of secession are directly related to the ongoing Great Division as the Evil Side continues to insist that everyone aligns with them or else. If I was them, I wouldn't fight it...on the present path either they let people go or they risk being removed.
Posted by: Azjaeger at December 14, 2021 10:25 PM (3/XaG)
*Exacerbated sigh*
This is for Jewells45 to say. She has a very nice husband. He is pretty cool.
I have a wife already. No need for anything more.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 14, 2021 10:25 PM (u82oZ)
And we're just now hearing about this after making reservations. Honestly, the communication skills of some kids these days is inferior to a cactus.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 14, 2021 10:26 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Zettai at December 14, 2021 10:26 PM (R9E27)
Posted by: Jack Burton, who does not care about the jan 6 hearings at December 14, 2021 10:17
Check out OH8STN on YT, he has a lot on portable solar. https://tinyurl.com/32xaajc9
Posted by: Bert G (on the road) at December 14, 2021 10:26 PM (bEDGQ)
>>Biden says the struggle is no longer about who gets to vote, it's about "who gets to count the vote"
And that's going to be a mother/daughter team pulling out suitcases full of votes in some POC controlled city.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 14, 2021 10:26 PM (SXj99)
Posted by: Flyover at December 14, 2021 10:26 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 14, 2021 10:21 PM (u82oZ)
Thought you were straight.
Posted by: Insomniac
So was I, once
Posted by: "Banana" Bill Clinton at December 14, 2021 10:26 PM (QzkSJ)
It's nice when it's really cold or really hot...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 14, 2021 10:23 PM (Q9lwr)
When we lived in Ohio, it was my job to start Her Majesty's car in the winter and turn on the heated seat. She grew up in the Indian subcontinent and doesn't do cold well.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2021 10:26 PM (/U27+)
She issued executive orders, which can be undone by future orders, right after vetoing legislation that would have done more that the corporations were unhappy about.
Posted by: Methos at December 14, 2021 10:26 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Flyover at December 14, 2021 10:26 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Doof at December 14, 2021 10:02 PM (mZUr4)
Correction. He fortified the ONT.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 14, 2021 10:26 PM (cSs/W)
It is a wonder my relationships do not last.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 14, 2021 10:25 PM (csEWM)
Toasters, couches, now garages. This perversity knows no bounds!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 14, 2021 10:27 PM (II3Gr)
California Hordians this is your heads up.
Call your realtor tomorrow. Nobody will by your house in a year.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 14, 2021 10:28 PM (SKXSf)
Posted by: CppThis at December 14, 2021 10:16 PM (UewuT)
* * * *
*sniff*
That's beautiful, man!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at December 14, 2021 10:28 PM (rwusL)
Just make two divisions. One is XX only, the other is Open.
You don't get to validate your gender insanity at the expense of actual hard-working female athletes.
We won't call them boys and girls sports (or male and female), so no one is mis-gendering the swimmer from Penn that still has all of his boy bits intact.
He is free to wallow in his own delusion to his heart's content. It is not my call to burst his bubble, nor is it my call to endorse his delusion. However, if his blood test shows XY, then he must compete in the Open division.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 14, 2021 10:28 PM (tkyK5)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 14, 2021 10:19 PM (FZzni)
It's nice when it's really cold or really hot...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 14, 2021 10:23 PM (Q9lwr)
Not an option for me. I would have to have a gully dwarf push in the clutch. But feeding said gully dwarf would be costly, and teaching the gully dwarf to do that one thing would take up too much time. Ah, hell, I'll just be cold for a few minutes.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 14, 2021 10:28 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Zettai at December 14, 2021 10:28 PM (R9E27)
Posted by: Bert G (on the road) at December 14, 2021 10:26 PM (bEDGQ)
ah just did bert great suggestion. muchos thanks!
Posted by: Jack Burton, who does not care about the jan 6 hearings at December 14, 2021 10:28 PM (8nx12)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 14, 2021 10:25 PM (II3Gr)
------------
Well, he's Navy so....
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 14, 2021 10:29 PM (eA1RV)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 14, 2021 10:25 PM (u82oZ)
*manly backpat*
If we did not swing when you hang a slow pitch over the plate like that, you'd think we did not care.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 14, 2021 10:30 PM (csEWM)
Well, he's Navy so....
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 14, 2021 10:29 PM (eA1RV)
Oh, right. Is he underway or on the pier? I hear this makes a significant difference...
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 14, 2021 10:30 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Female Sumo fan Miklos at December 14, 2021 10:30 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 14, 2021 10:30 PM (fL0pA)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2021 10:30 PM (mD/uy)
That trick never worked.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 14, 2021 10:16 PM
A basic IQ puzzle to enable a person to get food at the grocery store would wipe out a large portion of the Left.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 14, 2021 10:30 PM (tkyK5)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * 21rst century schizoid hominid at December 14, 2021 10:31 PM (6FWgN)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 14, 2021 10:20 PM (h9Gr0)
Trying to decide what cheesecake to make for the family Christmas party, lemoncello or milk chocolate. Both have been well received.
Posted by: Javems at December 14, 2021 10:31 PM (AmoqO)
Hey, I took ship trips to be rejected in skeevy Lido Deck bars all over the Med by Brit tourist women with bad teeth.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 14, 2021 10:31 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 14, 2021 10:28 PM (tkyK5)
Brilliant solution so not acceptable, judges rule this is "otherizing!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 14, 2021 10:31 PM (hOUT3)
===
I thought something was going to be done about this guy...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 14, 2021 10:04 PM
May it please the Court, I'd like to point out to Mr. Dildo that Doof spelled backwards is fooD, a subject that Mr. Dildo spends a considerable amount of time Threading upon on this august and salubrious blog.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 14, 2021 10:31 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 14, 2021 10:32 PM (II3Gr)
It's post-everything now. There are no guideposts now, they've all been ripped out and thrown aside, because "racism."
I really really want aliens to wipe us out. And I mean space aliens, not the grubby hordes from the south.
Farewell, human civilization. Almost worked.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 14, 2021 10:32 PM (m0zqP)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 14, 2021 10:32 PM (fL0pA)
Posted by: Javems at December 14, 2021 10:31 PM (AmoqO)
I have never had milk chocolate cheesecake. It sounds intriguing...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 14, 2021 10:32 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Azjaeger at December 14, 2021 10:32 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 14, 2021 10:32 PM (sJHOI)
That was you that sent it in.
I sent Mis Hum a short video of elk to use somewhere.
I decline the hat tip to you.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at December 14, 2021 10:32 PM (NgPv+)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 14, 2021 10:32 PM (fL0pA)
YOU'RE confused.. how the hell do you think I feel right now???
Lol.. NaCly you are such a treasure. Not sure I can use that as an excuse but we're not going. Stilwell is just too damn far for us to travel I don't care what the occasion is.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 14, 2021 10:33 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 14, 2021 10:33 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
*grants Doof musical and political asylum*
Posted by: Miklos I, Ruler of all he surveys at December 14, 2021 10:33 PM (QzkSJ)
https://tinyurl.com/yt6cmu2f
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 14, 2021 10:15 PM (Q9lwr)
Good. My first thought is sue her, make the rubble bounce...but I'm sure she has no money. Maybe her parents, for raising such a disgusting creature.
Posted by: Flyover at December 14, 2021 10:33 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 14, 2021 10:31 PM (a3Q+t)
Watch your back, Doof, or you'll end up in a plastic bag and placed in a 130 degree bath for 8 hours.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 14, 2021 10:33 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2021 10:34 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Real Men have Croc whackers.
Posted by: Miklos, thought everybody knew this at December 14, 2021 10:34 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 10:34 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
*grants Doof musical and political asylum*
Posted by: Miklos I, Ruler of all he surveys at December 14, 2021 10:33 PM (QzkSJ)
Ha.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2021 10:35 PM (aA3+G)
Really? Damn. That would not go over in my neighborhood. The men around here love their riding lawnmowers. Those gas guzzling things are great at taking care of the leaves in the fall.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 14, 2021 10:35 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Miklos, thought everybody knew this at December 14, 2021 10:34 PM (QzkSJ)
Suggested edit to nic: Steve 'Miklos' Irwin
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 14, 2021 10:35 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 14, 2021 10:33 PM (u82oZ)
Y'all can take a nice long soothing Vespa ride together.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 14, 2021 10:35 PM (II3Gr)
She's also pushing for a moment of silence in schools. That's clearly a publicity grab for higher office.
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at December 14, 2021 10:35 PM (EqQ9Z)
Be of good cheer. You will be fine. You can outthink the Leftists without much effort.
We will survive. And rebuild, with Constitution 2.0. Stronger, more defensible.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 14, 2021 10:35 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 10:34 PM (V13WU)
lugubrious?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 14, 2021 10:35 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 14, 2021 10:33 PM (II3Gr)
Marinated Doof.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 14, 2021 10:35 PM (fL0pA)
Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 10:34 PM (V13WU)
Lugubrious
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 14, 2021 10:35 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 14, 2021 10:33 PM (u82oZ)
Have you tried the bath houses?
Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2021 10:35 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 14, 2021 10:36 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 14, 2021 10:33 PM (u82oZ)
In a pinch, a bicycle will do, as long as you have a messenger bag and harrass the boss.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 14, 2021 10:36 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 14, 2021 10:36 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: creeper at December 14, 2021 10:36 PM (cTCuP)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 14, 2021 10:31 PM
Had you access to HordeSource (tm) at the time, we could have equipped* you with can't-fail pickup lines like "Care for some bangers and mash, love?", or "Might you have a bit of crumpet to share?"
* no supply chit needed
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 14, 2021 10:36 PM (a3Q+t)
Really? Damn. That would not go over in my neighborhood. The men around here love their riding lawnmowers. Those gas guzzling things are great at taking care of the leaves in the fall.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 14, 2021 10:35 PM (+lVUW)
Or in mine.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2021 10:37 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 10:34 PM (V13WU)
Lugubrious
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 14, 2021 10:35 PM (II3Gr)
so dubious
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 14, 2021 10:37 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 10:34 PM (V13WU
Vainglorious?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 14, 2021 10:37 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 10:34 PM
Orange.
Yep, pretty sure it rhymes with orange.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 14, 2021 10:37 PM (tkyK5)
Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 10:37 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at December 14, 2021 10:37 PM (3AD8C)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 14, 2021 10:21 PM (u82oZ)
And I am really confused.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 14, 2021 10:24 PM (Q9lwr)
You're confused? Mayor Pete is Jealous!
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 14, 2021 10:37 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 14, 2021 10:37 PM (II3Gr)
https://youtu.be/an82tJbjrLU
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 14, 2021 10:37 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 14, 2021 10:31 PM (a3Q+t)
Appreciate the effort there, Duncanthrax. But I'm not sure if your comment helps or hurts. CBD is tough to read. And don't even think about offering a friendly greeting on the art thread before he has coffee.
Posted by: Doof at December 14, 2021 10:37 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 14, 2021 10:37 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 14, 2021 10:32 PM (sJHOI)
I've also been there many times since I was very young.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2021 10:38 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 14, 2021 10:36 PM (IJES/)
No seat.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 14, 2021 10:38 PM (fL0pA)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 14, 2021 10:38 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
*awards self additional helping of Stovetop Stuffing*
Posted by: Steve 'Miklos' Irwin at December 14, 2021 10:38 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 14, 2021 10:38 PM (csEWM)
Not even a threatening figure looking vaguely demonic. In fact, not even light over the horizon.
Nothing.
Thanks, though. Really. I'm out of light but appreciate those who still have it.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 14, 2021 10:38 PM (m0zqP)
You beat me to "lugubrious" so I'd call it a tie.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 14, 2021 10:39 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 14, 2021 10:30 PM (tkyK5)
Make me laugh.
Posted by: Iris at December 14, 2021 10:39 PM (6lKe4)
With all that martial arts and working out, ace would probably clock me. And I would not even know who that masked man was.
Ace is a man of mystery. Maybe he is really in a suburb, with a French wife and four kids. And an au pair.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 14, 2021 10:39 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 14, 2021 10:39 PM (qAR6u)
I apologize in advance for its length.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 14, 2021 10:39 PM (DXgbv)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2021 10:39 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 14, 2021 10:31 PM (a3Q+t)
That could be the Brown Nose of The Week Award
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2021 10:39 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 14, 2021 10:39 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: Mt. Aetna at December 14, 2021 10:39 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 14, 2021 10:39 PM (DXgbv)
Does this work as a pick up line?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 14, 2021 10:40 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 10:40 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 14, 2021 10:40 PM (hOUT3)
At the bottom of your receipt, you invite customers to leave feedback on our visits to your stores. I can only assume this invitation is not disingenuous, so I will do so now.
I had the occasion to visit store # 947 in Knoxville, TN this evening at roughly 9:15 pm, and used the drive-thru service. It took your team about 15 minutes to process my order and my fries were cold.
Wait! Before you chalk this up to a bad review, allow me to explain. When I pulled into line, there was a minivan ahead of me at the speaker ordering, that had, as near as I can tell from their silhouettes, a couple of really old, fat bastards in it. Nothing against fat people, mind you. I could stand to lose a little weight myself, so no judgement. But they were objectively-speaking morbidly obese. The type of folks that die when they get COVID.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 14, 2021 10:40 PM (DXgbv)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 14, 2021 10:40 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 14, 2021 10:33 PM (II3Gr)
Mrs Doof would still be cold and need a sweater and blanket if she were in there with me
Posted by: Doof at December 14, 2021 10:40 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 14, 2021 10:35 PM
I'm rather enamoured with the conſtitution we already have
Posted by: Zettai at December 14, 2021 10:40 PM (R9E27)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Had you access to HordeSource (tm) at the time, we could have equipped* you with can't-fail pickup lines like "Care for some bangers and mash, love?", or "Might you have a bit of crumpet to share?"
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Or, my personal favorite - "Wow, it's a bit 'airy, isn't it?"
Which invariably received the response - "What were you expecting? Feathers?"
Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2021 10:40 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 14, 2021 10:41 PM (m0zqP)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 14, 2021 10:39 PM (u82oZ)
Wait! Is garrett the au pair?
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 14, 2021 10:41 PM (IJES/)
Anyway, so these large people are ordering, I can tell it's a complicated order, because there has a lot of back and forth between the fat guy driving and the chunky chick in the passenger seat, and then the fat guy would relay what the large woman said and so on and so forth. So this goes on for like a good four or five minutes before they complete the order.
I hate this type of person, they're the "pull forward" customers. You know what I mean, they pay and then you have to tell them to pull forward and wait and you'll walk their shit out to them when it's finally ready, but it the meantime you can process three or four normal customers, so you need them to move their fat asses out of the way to make that happen.
I hate people like that at the bank, too. The drive-thru is for simple deposits or withdrawals, not fucking mortgage payments, not checking on your loan approval status, not dumping the weekly gross receipts from your business. That's what the lobby is for, go in the damned lobby. Christ on a cracker.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 14, 2021 10:41 PM (DXgbv)
Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 10:41 PM (V13WU)
Agreed. These people can still serve the country by providing an object lesson to those other pols who are still unclear on what we want.
Posted by: pep at December 14, 2021 10:42 PM (ZsR3z)
Nyah. Fauci may be there. He is a bad man.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 14, 2021 10:36 PM (u82oZ)
{{{Salty Dog}}}
Fauci is the limb of Satan. As I've said many times.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2021 10:42 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 14, 2021 10:42 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 14, 2021 10:42 PM (LtGlA)
Posted by: Bela Lugobri at December 14, 2021 10:42 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
*grants Doof musical and political asylum*
Posted by: Miklos I, Ruler of all he surveys at December 14, 2021 10:33 PM (QzkSJ)
Thanks, Miklos! Waffle House gift card coming your way!!
Posted by: Doof at December 14, 2021 10:42 PM (mZUr4)
Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, the fat-ass, pull-forward motherfuckers. They were a big part of why it took so long to process my order and get my order ready. Not anything your crew did wrong.
So I order the old number 10 combo, the Cajun chicken sandwich with fries and a Diet Pepsi. Not to be confused with the Ol' number 6 (That's where I come riding through your drive thru, a whoppin' and a whoopin' every living thing in sight to within an inch of its life, before raping the women folk at the Number 6 dance).
It's all good, polite voice on the speaker, we conclude our order transaction in like maybe 25-30 seconds like normal customers. I pull up to the window with my money ready and it takes the crew inside about 5 minutes before anyone comes to take my cash, but I'm watching, window down, listening and I see those pull-forward sons-of-bitches pulled forward.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 14, 2021 10:42 PM (DXgbv)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 14, 2021 10:14 PM (evAgx)
They're trying awfully hard to convince the world that their ex's were horrible and they're wonderful.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 14, 2021 10:42 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 14, 2021 10:33 PM (u82oZ)
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You're not really helping yourself here, you know.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 14, 2021 10:43 PM (eA1RV)
And it's like the whole staff is scrambling. Turns out those fat bastards ordered like 50 pieces of bone-in chicken and several vats of side dishes like 30 minutes before y'all are set to close on a Tuesday night. What the actual fuck. No call ahead, nothing. I guess they just figure you guys just magically fart chick out your ass in command.
So anyway, the crew is understandably scrambling, try to restock side dishes, fry that chicken, etc.
Finally this really big black kid comes over to the window and says "Sorry it's taking so long, sir. It'll be $8.22.", real polite like. Nice kid. He was kind of calming everyone down. Like Winston Wolf in Pulp Fiction. He was like "Get back in there, chill them fat pull-forward bastards out, and tell them to wait for the 12 piece bucket, which should be on its way."
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 14, 2021 10:43 PM (DXgbv)
Posted by: Miklos, well cared for by the 'leens at December 14, 2021 10:43 PM (QzkSJ)
Not even a threatening figure looking vaguely demonic. In fact, not even light over the horizon.
Nothing.
Thanks, though. Really. I'm out of light but appreciate those who still have it.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 14, 2021 10:38 PM (m0zqP)
then time to look inward, buddy. focus on bettering yourself. get physically, mentally and spiritually healthy. do it for yourself, your family and friends, because we'll need every swinging dick we can get for what's ahead.
and stop gazing into the abyss. because when you do, the abyss gazes back into you.
Posted by: Jack Burton, who does not care about the jan 6 hearings at December 14, 2021 10:43 PM (8nx12)
Or, my personal favorite - "Wow, it's a bit 'airy, isn't it?"
Which invariably received the response - "What were you expecting? Feathers?"
Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2021 10:40 PM (mD/uy)
LOL
Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2021 10:43 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 14, 2021 10:43 PM (fL0pA)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 14, 2021 10:43 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 14, 2021 10:30 PM (tkyK5)
Make me laugh.
Posted by: Iris at December 14, 2021 10:39 PM
Even if one of us Morons suffers a temporary brain freeze and fails at the puzzle one day, we can still get food from the real world.
Just like Kamala has no idea how electricity works, most Lefties I know believe that food comes from grocery stores.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 14, 2021 10:43 PM (tkyK5)
-
Magic beans?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice!
And she's one of the elite intellects guiding our economy. Glad she has both hands firmly clasped behind her back as she smartly chokes down a sizable interest rate hike.
Posted by: BifBewalski
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That's not an interest rate she's choking down...
Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 14, 2021 10:43 PM (+ldAm)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 14, 2021 10:33 PM (u82oZ)
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You're not really helping yourself here, you know.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 14, 2021 10:43 PM (eA1RV)
Manly men doing manly things aboard the Raging Queen!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 14, 2021 10:43 PM (II3Gr)
Kid was cool in the pocket. I like him. So he makes my change, hits me with a regular Diet Pepsi, grabs my bag and then he notices....ain't got no sandwich. And he hollers down the line "Hey my man, where's my sammich? Where's my sammich? You make that sammich?" and the other brother is like, "Yo man, I made it. It was up here."
Then the large black guy, Mr. Cool, Mr. Cool's like "Where's that sammich?" and this little Mexican looking girl is like "I don't know?", but Mr. Cool, he ain't having that shit. Nope he starts looking through those bags of sides for the pull-forward motherfuckers, and sure enough, there it is, my chicken sandwich.
So he puts that bitch in the bag, and I'm out. But all that time, the wait, the sandwich hunt....my fries got cold. But that sandwich was good as a motherfucker. I'm trying ho start any shit, but that thing bitch-slaps Popeye's chicken sandwich and then makes it bite on a pillow as it takes the Popeye's chicken sandwich from behind.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 14, 2021 10:44 PM (DXgbv)
Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 10:34 PM (V13WU)
* * * *
Dubious.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at December 14, 2021 10:44 PM (rwusL)
==
This can be made into a song...a ballad
My order was late
And my fries were cold....
Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 10:44 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 14, 2021 10:44 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 10:34 PM
Orange.
Yep, pretty sure it rhymes with orange.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 14, 2021 10:37 PM (tkyK5)
OK, that's funny, I don care who you are.
Posted by: Javems at December 14, 2021 10:44 PM (AmoqO)
Anyway, so what I'm really trying to say is my fries were cold, but I completely understand why. So we're good. If the worst thing that happens in my day is some cold fries, I've got it pretty good in life.
Peace and Merry Christmas.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 14, 2021 10:44 PM (DXgbv)
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 14, 2021 10:45 PM (mNhhD)
An electric powered generator would be the bee's knees.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 14, 2021 10:45 PM (rdbLX)
Noem looks pretty hot.
Considering all the weasels, she's higher up my list than most politicians, just for the simple reason that she's easy on the eyes.
Trump did plenty of dumb things too. And he is NOT easy on the eyes.
Posted by: Dr. Evil Doer, formally Loki! before he got all weird at December 14, 2021 10:45 PM (ZW1rs)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2021 10:45 PM (TdMsT)
LOL! Nobody takes it to you like CBD.
Posted by: creeper at December 14, 2021 10:36 PM
Hi creeper!
I missed you at this year's TXMoMe.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 14, 2021 10:45 PM (tkyK5)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 14, 2021 10:40 PM (DXgbv)
You reminded me of a time at Home Depot where I REALLY had to use the can, the cramps were starting to come every 5 minutes. But there was only a small bathroom with one commode, one person at a time. So I waited, feeling worse by the minute... and then the door opened, and out walked one of THOSE guys.
Oh HELL no. Dropped everything I was gonna buy and just drove home in pain.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 14, 2021 10:45 PM (evAgx)
Makes me laugh.
Have a great night. With bliss to enfold you as you sleep.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 14, 2021 10:43 PM (u82oZ)
Good night, Salty
Posted by: Doof at December 14, 2021 10:46 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 14, 2021 10:46 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2021 10:39 PM
Never heard of it. Does such a thing actually exist?
Posted by: Edward Clark Haskell at December 14, 2021 10:46 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 14, 2021 10:46 PM (m0zqP)
Yes, I was to worry about that...
:-)
Posted by: Iris at December 14, 2021 10:46 PM (6lKe4)
==
Fat bastards ordered 50 bone-in pieces and vats of sides
While I have to suffer with these cold fries.....
Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 10:46 PM (V13WU)
So this goes on for like a good four or five minutes before they complete the order.
I feel like dumping people at the fast foodery who only start looking at the menu when they get to the front of the line over the counter.
At an order-in place. Two women have lots of questions for the counter person. Then they have to have a long conversation between themselves. Then ask their teen daughters who are sitting nearby. Who have to have a long conversation between themselves before answering. I walked out.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2021 10:46 PM (/U27+)
Lovely story telling
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2021 10:47 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: runner
Now come up with something in English that rhymes with 'orange.' PLEASE!
Posted by: Every poet since the beginning of time at December 14, 2021 10:47 PM (AMIL/)
Heh
Try the Popeyes on US 1 nearest me.
Apparently the only way to get it run right would be to buy it. Fire everybody, and do everything my own damn self.
Posted by: Miklos, who has fried some chicken in his time at December 14, 2021 10:47 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: huerfano at December 14, 2021 10:15 PM (MzKgG)
Maybe what he/she identifies as changes on a daily basis. Who knows anymore. The important issue for liberals and democrats is that useless dirtbags like that should be paid a "living wage".
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 14, 2021 10:48 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 10:48 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Miklos, with Unhealthy Thoughts at December 14, 2021 10:48 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2021 10:48 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 14, 2021 10:44 PM (DXgbv)
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I laughed hard.
+30 pts for a Blazing Saddles reference
Posted by: ballistic at December 14, 2021 10:49 PM (oXNqT)
For a few minutes I thought it was going to end with a "better Nate than lever" kind of thing.
Good story though, and good on you for giving that kid props for rescuing your sandwich from the fat fuckers holding everything up. Most people would've just bitched and not relayed the good part.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 14, 2021 10:49 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 14, 2021 10:50 PM (hOUT3)
You could check the names of students at your local public school
Posted by: Miklos, who worked with Bythelia, Echelle, etc. at December 14, 2021 10:50 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: CppThis at December 14, 2021 10:51 PM (UewuT)
My order was late
And my fries were cold....
Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 10:44 PM (V13WU)
Nobody leaves Bojangles without singin' the blues...
Posted by: Closing Time Elisabeth Shue at December 14, 2021 10:51 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 14, 2021 10:44 PM
That's it?? A bit of a let down, if you ask me
Posted by: Zettai at December 14, 2021 10:51 PM (R9E27)
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 14, 2021 10:51 PM (mNhhD)
Wow, way to go Matthew.
(small font) that's gonna blow up
Posted by: Braenyard at December 14, 2021 10:52 PM (SKXSf)
You could check the names of students at your local public school
Posted by: Miklos, who worked with Bythelia, Echelle, etc. at December 14, 2021 10:50 PM (QzkSJ)
Careful my friend.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2021 10:52 PM (aA3+G)
I have been behind countless old ladies at the grocery store who don't even pull their check book out of their purse until the purchase is totaled and bagged. Grannycide has been contemplated.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 14, 2021 10:52 PM (rdbLX)
Anyway, so what I'm really trying to say is my fries were cold, but I completely understand why. So we're good. If the worst thing that happens in my day is some cold fries, I've got it pretty good in life.
Peace and Merry Christmas.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
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Great story BC and a solid review for the kid and you had a yummy sammich!
Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 14, 2021 10:52 PM (+ldAm)
The only delay I cause when I order something at the counter is to ask the order taker, "How are you today?" Their faces frequently light up in astonished pleasure. Which gives you an idea about how they're normally treated.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2021 10:52 PM (/U27+)
Beautiful story, and I could not stop reading because it was not at all clear which way you were going to jump. I think you chose the right way to end it!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 14, 2021 10:53 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 14, 2021 10:53 PM (m0zqP)
Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 10:53 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2021 10:39 PM
Never heard of it. Does such a thing actually exist?
Posted by: Edward Clark Haskell
*pssst...be sure to mention the lovely dress MisHum is wearing*
Posted by: Miklos, Calm Mentor of Brown-Nosery at December 14, 2021 10:53 PM (QzkSJ)
Since I work from home, it'll be pantsless too. Maybe with crocks to keep my feetsies warm.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 14, 2021 10:54 PM (IJES/)
My order was late
And my fries were cold....
Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 10:44 PM (V13WU)
The meat was undercooked and the bread had mold....
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 14, 2021 10:54 PM (fL0pA)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2021 10:46 PM (/U27+)
This afternoon I waited more minutes than I want to say at a Stop N Rob for a twenty-something guy in Crocs to buy a pack of smokes, a lottery ticket, and $5 of gas, using an app on his iPhone. It must have taken less time for mammals to evolve from amoebas. The human species is doomed.
Posted by: Gref at December 14, 2021 10:54 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 10:54 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 14, 2021 10:50 PM
It's the bleeding SOLSTICE, ya daft yidget! But carry on
Posted by: Zettai at December 14, 2021 10:54 PM (R9E27)
Pillage Idiot, thank you. I missed you, too. Going to a MoMe is much more fun than reading about it. Next year.
Posted by: creeper at December 14, 2021 10:54 PM (cTCuP)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 14, 2021 10:41 PM (m0zqP)
Are you drunk?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 14, 2021 10:55 PM (Q9lwr)
Yes, I was to worry about that...
:-)
Posted by: Iris at December 14, 2021 10:46 PM
I personally am quite confident, that if we sent you to Ben Had's place armed with your new pistol, then the Bacon Wench would shortly thereafter being serving some slightly tough, but delicious wild bacon!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 14, 2021 10:55 PM (tkyK5)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 14, 2021 10:55 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at December 14, 2021 10:55 PM (BQ4uR)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 14, 2021 10:56 PM (sJHOI)
Pillage Idiot, thank you. I missed you, too. Going to a MoMe is much more fun than reading about it. Next year.
Posted by: creeper at December 14, 2021 10:54 PM (cTCuP)
Thank goodness! You were missed in Texas!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2021 10:56 PM (TdMsT)
What in the hell did'ya think all those toilets on display in plumbing were for!?
(the "cleanup on aisle 29" would've been epic!)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 14, 2021 10:56 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at December 14, 2021 10:55 PM (BQ4uR)
*nods vigorously*
Posted by: Miss Swan at December 14, 2021 10:56 PM (rdbLX)
Noem was also busy getting her daughter the Appraiser's certification she had been denied.
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at December 14, 2021 10:56 PM (EqQ9Z)
Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 10:57 PM (V13WU)
And maybe the kid gets a .50 cent per hour raise.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 14, 2021 10:57 PM (DXgbv)
Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 10:54 PM (V13WU)
Oh, not so. Airline reservations was a dream job. I don't know why they paid me. I'd have done it for free (and the passes).
But it's totally different now.
Posted by: creeper at December 14, 2021 10:57 PM (cTCuP)
Shoot me an email!
Cbd dot aoshq at gee mail dot com
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 14, 2021 10:57 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: nerdygirl
If she is anything like any behavioral specialist I've ever run across, she knows Jack Squat about people and can't fathom that this rat pony-tailed loser is, well, a loser.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2021 10:57 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: CppThis at December 14, 2021 10:51 PM (UewuT)
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Oklahoma or Arkansas but never Minnesota.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 14, 2021 10:57 PM (SKXSf)
I personally am quite confident, that if we sent you to Ben Had's place armed with your new pistol, then the Bacon Wench would shortly thereafter being serving some slightly tough, but delicious wild bacon!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 14, 2021 10:55 PM (tkyK5)
I've never been hunting but this bacon hunting is intriguing! (I don't actually have a pistol yet, but soon!)
Posted by: Iris at December 14, 2021 10:57 PM (6lKe4)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 14, 2021 10:41 PM (m0zqP)
Are you drunk?
*forwards VIP Guest Pass to B. Chasm*
Posted by: Crazy Miklos Tzampotli Family Fun Park and self-serve open tequila bar at December 14, 2021 10:58 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Zettai at December 14, 2021 10:54 PM (R9E27)
It's been that kind of year...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 14, 2021 10:58 PM (hOUT3)
I remember that from H R Puffenstuff
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 14, 2021 10:56 PM (sJHOI)
That's a great reference. Well done!
Posted by: Doof at December 14, 2021 10:59 PM (mZUr4)
Ooh! "Behaviour Specialist"! That sounds interesting. I'm already a pro, so...
Posted by: Every Chick On The Planet at December 14, 2021 10:59 PM (ohNf0)
Noem was also busy getting her daughter the Appraiser's certification she had been denied.
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at December 14, 2021 10:56 PM (EqQ9Z)
Also probably being John Thune's donut polisher.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2021 10:59 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Gref at December 14, 2021 10:59 PM (AMIL/)
Apparently the only way to get it run right would be to buy it. Fire everybody, and do everything my own damn self.
Sounds like Sonic. Every damn one of them I've been to across four states. It's as though they train their people to screw up the orders deliberately.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 14, 2021 10:59 PM (SchxB)
But it's totally different now.
Posted by: creeper at December 14, 2021 10:57 PM (cTCuP)
yes, it is. no more pleasant ladies you call and tell what you need. you are now the booking agent.
Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 11:00 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: creeper at December 14, 2021 10:57 PM (cTCuP)
We were once a civilized country, but our betters fixed it for our own good...
(and theirs too if you read the fine print)!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 14, 2021 11:00 PM (hOUT3)
I hope she is Cullen his Johnson to this day.
Posted by: Splunge at December 14, 2021 11:00 PM (PQ4Fz)
Posted by: Zettai at December 14, 2021 10:54 PM (R9E27)
It's been that kind of year...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
In the interests of Fairness and Inclusivity, the Build Back Biden bill includes a provision that EVERY DAY is a Solstice Day. BY LAW
Posted by: Miklos, recalibrating at December 14, 2021 11:01 PM (QzkSJ)
I feel like dumping people at the fast foodery who only start looking at the menu when they get to the front of the line over the counter.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2021 10:46 PM
I am full of easy solutions tonight!
We need two lines. If your thought processes are less coherent than Biden's, then you order from the "special political royalty" line. The rest of us get to order from the "deplorables" line.
I guarantee that we will be the ones eating hot french fries!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 14, 2021 11:01 PM (tkyK5)
Posted by: Javems at December 14, 2021 11:01 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2021 10:52 PM (/U27+)
I just asked the cashier at the Dollar Tree that today and she cocked her head to the side and looked at me like I was high or something. Maybe because it's the Christmas rush...
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 14, 2021 11:01 PM (cSs/W)
Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 11:00 PM (V13WU)
For almost every purchase or query now, you suddenly become an unpaid member of the staff of the seller!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 14, 2021 11:01 PM (hOUT3)
.....
Are you drunk?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 14, 2021 10:55 PM (Q9lwr)
drunk:ONT::pants:book thread
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 14, 2021 11:01 PM (llON8)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at December 14, 2021 11:02 PM (BQ4uR)
Probably, since she is one of the only governors in the country who never shut down here state for even a single day and has had one of the best results with the China virus.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 14, 2021 11:02 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 14, 2021 10:55 PM (Q9lwr)
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Is that an implication that there are sober persons here?
Posted by: Braenyard at December 14, 2021 11:02 PM (SKXSf)
Geez, figure it out before you call. Meanwhile I've got a million customers standing there staring at me.
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 14, 2021 11:02 PM (mNhhD)
Gutfeld! up with Kat Timpf in a very short black dress
https://ustvgo.tv/fox-news-live-streaming-free/
Posted by: Zettai at December 14, 2021 11:03 PM (R9E27)
Posted by: runner
I am pleasing for assist with your Travel Issue and Personal Health Questions.
Posted by: Miklos at the Delta Bangalore Call Centre at December 14, 2021 11:03 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 14, 2021 11:01 PM (llON
I thought it was NO MATH and NO LOGIC here?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 14, 2021 11:03 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: creeper at December 14, 2021 11:04 PM (cTCuP)
I'd guess that a psycho woman might strew their groceries all over the place, but it takes a dude to think of running them over, too.
Posted by: Splunge at December 14, 2021 11:04 PM (PQ4Fz)
Posted by: Every poet since the beginning of time at December 14, 2021 10:47 PM
Something in English? That's RACIST.
Posted by: Every English Department at a U.S. university
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 14, 2021 11:04 PM (tkyK5)
This afternoon I waited more minutes than I want to say at a Stop N Rob for a twenty-something guy in Crocs to buy a pack of smokes, a lottery ticket, and $5 of gas, using an app on his iPhone. It must have taken less time for mammals to evolve from amoebas. The human species is doomed.
Posted by: Gref at December 14, 2021 10:54 PM (AMIL/)
In my old age I find myself 1) with more sympathy and courtesy toward customer-facing employees and 2) no patience at all toward clueless, obtuse and/or discourteous customers.
Her Majesty had an 11 hour drive yesterday to try to get to Orlando before 9:00 PM. When she had to fill up with gas, she had to wait 10 minutes at the pump for some obese couple to come waddling out with their Big Gulps and move their car.
In consequence thereof, she arrived at her destination at 9:06 PM. The union crew had locked the gate promptly at 9:00, so she had to dry camp in the parking lot until they returned at 7:00 this morning.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2021 11:04 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: dartist at December 14, 2021 11:04 PM (+ya+t)
Probably, since she is one of the only governors in the country who never shut down here state for even a single day and has had one of the best results with the China virus.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 14, 2021 11:02 PM (ZLI7S)
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Nope, she bent over for her CoC masters. It is an important issue and she folded. Nope. No slack on an undebatetable issue.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 14, 2021 11:05 PM (SKXSf)
https://ustvgo.tv/fox-news-live-streaming-free/
Posted by: Zettai
*makes no attempt to visualize Gutfeld in a short black dress*
Posted by: Miklos, got enough problems at December 14, 2021 11:05 PM (QzkSJ)
People are slipping. I have yet to hear anyone but me say "Merry Christmas". Depressing.
Posted by: creeper at December 14, 2021 11:04 PM (cTCuP)
At this blessed time of year, I bid everyone a heartfelt, "Go to hell."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2021 11:05 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
* * * *
Great story and props on giving credit to the kid behind the register!
Perfect attitude on your part too. If cold fries are the major complaint, well, consider yourself truly blessed.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at December 14, 2021 11:05 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 14, 2021 10:44 PM (DXgbv)
Seriously. You should be writing for Hallmark. Or better yet making advertisements for Popeye's.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 14, 2021 11:05 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 14, 2021 11:05 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Javems
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 14, 2021 11:05 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Miklos at the Delta Bangalore Call Centre
Hello, I would like to cancel my reservation.
Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 11:06 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 14, 2021 11:01 PM (llON
No SAT questions on the ONT...
Posted by: Slow Joe at December 14, 2021 11:06 PM (BgMrQ)
And if not WHY not? *pours bourbon*
I am sotally tober. Honesht, Oshifer!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 14, 2021 11:06 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: dartist at December 14, 2021 11:04 PM (+ya+t)
The simplest things are now all seemingly made in the PRC...
I have a sense of foreboding about that.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 14, 2021 11:06 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at December 14, 2021 11:06 PM (wzpma)
Posted by: dartist
And Slav Customer Service, so there's that.
Posted by: Miklosov "Bubba" Miklosevich at December 14, 2021 11:06 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Every poet since the beginning of time at December 14, 2021 10:47 PM
---------------
barge
Posted by: Braenyard at December 14, 2021 11:06 PM (SKXSf)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2021 11:07 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: creeper
I've been passing them out all over the place - most folks are caught completely off guard.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2021 11:07 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Splunge at December 14, 2021 11:08 PM (PQ4Fz)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 14, 2021 10:41 PM (m0zqP)
* * * *
I can see nothing from you that would earn a banning, so just relax. And I doubt that CBD hates you, so no worries on that front.
Now, about your goal of acquiring a companion cat. . . eye on the prize, my friend! You will be much happier with a furry friend around the place!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at December 14, 2021 11:08 PM (rwusL)
I drive in commute traffic with pull-forward people who are not from this country.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 14, 2021 11:08 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Doof
Offer to hold the football for him.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * 21rst century schizoid hominid at December 14, 2021 11:08 PM (6FWgN)
Posted by: creeper at December 14, 2021 11:04 PM (cTCuP)
Joyous Holidays, and please to remain blessed...
Posted by: Amerjit "Bob" Singh at December 14, 2021 11:08 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Javems
One thing I'll say for covid. There are many more apps for restaurants and such. I can order on the app at home, drive down there, and pick it up. Little to no wait.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 14, 2021 11:09 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2021 11:05 PM (/U27+)
You must have family in this area.
Posted by: creeper at December 14, 2021 11:09 PM (cTCuP)
Her Majesty had an 11 hour drive yesterday to try to get to Orlando before 9:00 PM. When she had to fill up with gas, she had to wait 10 minutes at the pump for some obese couple to come waddling out with their Big Gulps and move their car.
In consequence thereof, she arrived at her destination at 9:06 PM. The union crew had locked the gate promptly at 9:00, so she had to dry camp in the parking lot until they returned at 7:00 this morning.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2021 11:04 PM (/U27+)
I HATE that shit. HUGE peeve of mine, especially when people do that next to the ethanol-free pump.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 14, 2021 11:09 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 14, 2021 11:09 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 14, 2021 11:09 PM (SKXSf)
Posted by: Miklosov "Bubba" Miklosevich at December 14, 2021 11:06 PM (QzkSJ)
This is Peggy.
Posted by: Peggy at December 14, 2021 11:10 PM (rdbLX)
Now come up with something in English that rhymes with 'orange.' PLEASE!
You insisted.
https://tinyurl.com/3ubmsksz
Posted by: Miklos, always happy to be of assistance at December 14, 2021 11:10 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 14, 2021 11:10 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 14, 2021 11:05 PM (QU5/
Beat them like a Bad Bad Donkey!!!
Posted by: Pepe the King Prawn at December 14, 2021 11:11 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: creeper at December 14, 2021 11:11 PM (cTCuP)
No she didn't.
Sound bites are easy. Reading legislation is a bit more time consuming.
The idea that she is a RINO is idiotic.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 14, 2021 11:11 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 14, 2021 11:11 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Doof
Offer to hold the football for him.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * 21rst century schizoid hominid at December 14, 2021 11:08 PM (6FWgN)
Football - sure. That other thing - nah!
Posted by: Doof at December 14, 2021 11:11 PM (mZUr4)
https://tinyurl.com/5n7n5ww3
Apparently not.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 14, 2021 11:10 PM (hOUT3)
Get woke, go broke.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 14, 2021 11:12 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: dartist at December 14, 2021 11:04 PM (+ya+t)
Went to my local Walgreens and asked a young girl for double edged razor blades and she had no idea what I was talking about. Just needed them to score my bread.
Posted by: Javems at December 14, 2021 11:13 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
Are tire irons the recommended educational tool?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * 21rst century schizoid hominid at December 14, 2021 11:13 PM (6FWgN)
Posted by: Zettai at December 14, 2021 11:13 PM (R9E27)
Apparently not.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 14, 2021 11:10 PM (hOUT3)
And in other news, below the fold of the above story:
Mary Kay Letourneau is dead at 58, after succumbing to cancer.
A little slice of Americana
Posted by: Amerjit at December 14, 2021 11:13 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: JuJuBee
I predict murder/suicide. By Valentine's Day '23.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 14, 2021 11:13 PM (FVME7)
So how long will it be before the Cullen-Johnsons realize that he married a sociopath and she married a psychopathic liar?
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 14, 2021 11:11 PM (mNhhD)
Well, it took me a long time myself to realize that all the bad things that happened to me that I thought were injustices I actually richly deserved.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2021 11:14 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 14, 2021 11:14 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 14, 2021 11:14 PM (SKXSf)
Posted by: Miklos, hoarding cans of Condensed Milk of Human Kindness at December 14, 2021 11:14 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 14, 2021 11:12 PM (II3Gr)
Faster comrade, faster!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 14, 2021 11:14 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Javems
I've seen a driver take seemingly hours to complete an order at the speaker/mike station, and when he/she gets to the window there's a seemingly hours-long wait before an employee hands one drink and one small bag of food to the driver. Did the driver order a burger made from fresh-killed-and-ground beef with an off-menu topping that requires 20 minutes of preparation? Or WHAT? File these not-infrequent occurrences under Mysteries That Will Never Be Rationally Explained.
Posted by: Gref at December 14, 2021 11:14 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 14, 2021 11:14 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Javems at December 14, 2021 11:13 PM (AmoqO)
2.5 from the East German judge...
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 14, 2021 11:14 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 14, 2021 11:05 PM (QU5/
Abso-fvcking-lutely!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 14, 2021 11:15 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: a dude in MI at December 14, 2021 11:15 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 14, 2021 11:15 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Gref at December 14, 2021 10:59 PM
Doing fine, except for two kids stressed for finals!
Hope you are doing well.
A good rhyme for orange should be easy to find, if we just put a few rocket scientists on the problem!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 14, 2021 11:16 PM (tkyK5)
Posted by: Amerjit
Old news, she died in July of 2020.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2021 11:16 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: creeper at December 14, 2021 11:16 PM (cTCuP)
Now come up with something in English that rhymes with 'orange.' PLEASE!
You insisted.
https://tinyurl.com/3ubmsksz
Posted by: Miklos, always happy to be of assistance at December 14, 2021 11:10 PM (QzkSJ)
You can tell this one to the Marines.
Posted by: Zombie Poets Society at December 14, 2021 11:17 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Didn't know CBD could play the abso-fucking lute
Posted by: Miklos, anticipating Renaissance-style musics at December 14, 2021 11:17 PM (QzkSJ)
Merry Christmas.
And thank you for the link to the man playing the piano in the remnants of his home. I'm still wiping tears from my eyes after feelings of shame and guilt overwhelmed me.
And yes, only Jesus can give a man that kind of peace after everything else has been taken away.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 14, 2021 11:17 PM (nzgeU)
Made in Germany.
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Maybe you got lucky but I found lots of German or Swedish steel made in PRC. Read that label again.
Posted by: dartist at December 14, 2021 11:17 PM (+ya+t)
I have processed your request!
Will that be sufficient to have my AOS subscription renewed for 2022?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 14, 2021 11:18 PM (tkyK5)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2021 11:14 PM (/U27+)
Fucking hell, you're starting to sound like me a couple years ago. I get it, but I'll tell you, all kinds of bad shit happens to people deserved or not. Good people get fucked over by bad people, and bad people get all kinds of rewards showered on them. Happens every day. There is no karma. Sometimes we deserve negative consequences, and a lot of the times we don't. This world and this life are just fucked up.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 14, 2021 11:19 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 14, 2021 11:11 PM (ZLI7S)
She did a lot of things right - but she caved in to the Trannie Crowd when her donors told her she had to. Also she thought that's the way the wind was blowing. She waited way too long for the blowback to come back before coming up with a new bill; she could have had it ready the day after she vetoed it, but she tried to ignore it for 6 months until her pollsters told her she needed to do something about it.
I do give her credit for at least being astute enough to realize she made a big mistake; but I will never forget that in her heart, she's not really with us. If in the future she ever has to choose between us and her Corporate Donors, she's going with them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 14, 2021 11:19 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: creeper
Virtual classroom teachers suck.
Or not, which is the problem
Posted by: Association of 15 year old High School Students (male) at December 14, 2021 11:19 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 11:20 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: dartist at December 14, 2021 11:17 PM (+ya+t)
Yeah, that could be a problem that cuts both ways.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 14, 2021 11:20 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 14, 2021 11:18 PM (tkyK5)
Your aluminum membership is in the queue!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 14, 2021 11:20 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: creeper at December 14, 2021 11:20 PM (cTCuP)
Posted by: Amerjit
Old news, she died in July of 2020.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2021 11:16 PM (mD/uy)
Well then FOX13's news feed needs to be updated.
Boy I tell ya, when you can't trust the TV newsfeeds to be current, you know there's a problem.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 14, 2021 11:20 PM (BgMrQ)
I know. Why?
She kept her state open the entire pandemic. More than pretty much any other governor in the country including DeSantis. Remember the Sturgis rally she got hammered for that turned out to be fake?
She didn't like the specific legislation that reached her desk because she thought it was poorly written and could hurt SD universities with the NCAA and asked for it to be more carefully constructed. That does not make her untrustworthy.
She is one of the best governors in the country. We don't have that many actual fighters on our side. We should be more careful about tossing away good ones.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 14, 2021 11:20 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 14, 2021 10:44 PM (DXgbv)
Seriously. You should be writing for Hallmark. Or better yet making advertisements for Popeye's.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 14, 2021 11:05 PM (+lVUW)
I agree. Pure poetry.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2021 11:20 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: dartist
Yeah, that could be a problem that cuts both ways.
Jim
Caught it in the nick of time Jim.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2021 11:21 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 14, 2021 11:16 PM (tkyK5)
Rocket Scientists are typically grammar-challenged. Don't ask how I know. ;-)
Posted by: Zombie Poets Society at December 14, 2021 11:22 PM (AMIL/)
Jim
Caught it in the nick of time Jim.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2021 11:21 PM (mD/uy)
Strop it now...just strop it with the puns, or things will get bloody!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 14, 2021 11:23 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: dartist at December 14, 2021 11:17 PM (+ya+t)
Yeah, that could be a problem that cuts both ways.
Jim
That razor is best, which is simplest.
Posted by: Roger of Occam at December 14, 2021 11:23 PM (QzkSJ)
Matthew 5:45 addresses that.
I'll say this, if you have attitude of "I deserve the worst", then life is unreasonably good to you from that perspective.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 14, 2021 11:24 PM (DXgbv)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 14, 2021 11:20 PM (ZLI7S)
She was catastrophically tone-deaf when trying to explain her veto of the anti-fake-woman legislation. She simply made it much worse, and that suggested to me that she did not understand the pent-up rage in this country.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 14, 2021 11:25 PM (Q9lwr)
Jim
Caught it in the nick of time Jim.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2021 11:21 PM (mD/uy)
Strop it now...just strop it with the puns, or things will get bloody!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 14, 2021 11:23 PM (BgMrQ)
The repartee is really sharp tonight!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 14, 2021 11:26 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: dartist at December 14, 2021 11:26 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 14, 2021 11:20 PM
I'm moving up from my sackcloth membership?
Finally, I am really going places in this crazy world!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 14, 2021 11:26 PM (tkyK5)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 14, 2021 10:44 PM (DXgbv)
And on that note I'm out. Nothing better than this is going to be written here tonight.
Sweet dreams, Horde.
Posted by: creeper at December 14, 2021 11:26 PM (cTCuP)
Beautiful top picture and blech inducing engagement notice.
Why are we hearing of European athletes' health issues but US athletes are doing ok?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 14, 2021 11:27 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Pete Bog at December 14, 2021 11:27 PM (bzrNB)
Posted by: Bin Chicken Trainer at December 14, 2021 11:28 PM (CyB2R)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 14, 2021 11:27 PM (IDhUW)
Because the US media are paragons of intellectual honesty?
Oh wait...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 14, 2021 11:29 PM (hOUT3)
I am out too.
** I am a little proud of the fact that I managed to party as late as creeper!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 14, 2021 11:29 PM (tkyK5)
What's even more shocking...CNN reported on it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODZCFzXFDfE
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 14, 2021 11:29 PM (nzgeU)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 14, 2021 11:27 PM (IDhUW)
Because the US media are paragons of intellectual honesty?
Oh wait...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 14, 2021 11:29 PM (hOUT3)
NBleakA is being wrecked by covid, NFL and NHL are as well...get yer boosters!!
Posted by: a dude in MI at December 14, 2021 11:30 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2021 11:14 PM (/U27+)
Fucking hell, you're starting to sound like me a couple years ago. I get it, but I'll tell you, all kinds of bad shit happens to people deserved or not. Good people get fucked over by bad people, and bad people get all kinds of rewards showered on them. Happens every day. There is no karma. Sometimes we deserve negative consequences, and a lot of the times we don't. This world and this life are just fucked up.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 14, 2021 11:19 PM (II3Gr)
Hadrian, I believe everything I did in my 40 year career as an engineer was terrible work - imperfect, inefficient, sub-standard. Yet I accomplished everything my bosses told me to do, and I never had one of them complain about my work. I received awards that I thought at the time, and believe to this day, I did not deserve. I am sloooowly convincing myself that I was not a failure at my job, but that is extremely difficult. Hang in there, Hadrian.
Posted by: Zombie Poets Society at December 14, 2021 11:30 PM (AMIL/)
Florida Teacher Arrested After Snapchat Video Showed Her Engaged In Unprotected Sex with High School Student: Sheriff
So was she fired for the sex or the lack of protection?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2021 11:30 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
BYU basketball player fainted during a game several weeks ago. It was deemed to be a cardiac event. He just announced today that he is finished for the season because of emergent cardiac issues. What the Salt Lake news story doesn't mention is that he received the vaccination eight days before he fainted.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * 21rst century schizoid hominid at December 14, 2021 11:31 PM (6FWgN)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 14, 2021 11:31 PM (SKXSf)
In Afghanistan, that would be Osama Bin Chicken?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 14, 2021 11:31 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 14, 2021 11:29 PM (nzgeU)
SMH, Thanks for pointing that out to me, what an uplifting story!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 14, 2021 11:32 PM (hOUT3)
The idea that she is a RINO is idiotic.
She's not a RINO, just Establishment.
I don't think the misstep is or should be career ending, but I would like to see her own up to it. She literally pulled a Kerry and was for it before she was against it. Nor do I think think the bruhaha over whether or not she intervened to get her child through the Appraiser Certification process rises to the level of a scandal.
But I am open to considering what her primary opponent has to say.
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at December 14, 2021 11:33 PM (EqQ9Z)
Posted by: Miklos, experienced pencil-thin moustache custodian at December 14, 2021 11:33 PM (QzkSJ)
Then Representative, now Governor, Kristi Noem sponsored the bill in the House.
https://tinyurl.com/2773e6r5
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 14, 2021 11:33 PM (nzgeU)
So was she fired for the sex or the lack of protection?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
I think the student had it out for her.
sorry, I just can't help myself. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2021 11:33 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Gref at December 14, 2021 11:34 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
She was a twenty year old substitute teacher. My first thought was how does a twenty year old get a teaching certificate?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * 21rst century schizoid hominid at December 14, 2021 11:34 PM (6FWgN)
Posted by: jeff at December 14, 2021 11:34 PM (nf4HY)
Would you support or oppose [your state] seceding from the United States to join a new union with [list of states in new union]?
My answer is no. But there are a good many states I wouldn't mind seeing leave.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2021 11:34 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 14, 2021 11:34 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2021 11:34 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Mullah Miklos, working on some fatwas at December 14, 2021 11:35 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 14, 2021 11:35 PM (nzgeU)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 14, 2021 11:27 PM (IDhUW)
There was the report of the football player who had "issues" that lead to his death the other day.
There are fewer reports here than in Europe to be sure.
A curious reporter would want to know...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 14, 2021 11:36 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 14, 2021 11:36 PM (nzgeU)
Then Representative, now Governor, Kristi Noem sponsored the bill in the House.
https://tinyurl.com/2773e6r5
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 14, 2021 11:33 PM (nzgeU)
SMH, Thanks for providing what was to me a missing clue, now I am even more discouraged in this world!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 14, 2021 11:36 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Tonypete
Sugar Pie Honey Bunch
You know that I love you
Posted by: The Four Tops feat. Miklos at December 14, 2021 11:37 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 14, 2021 11:37 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 14, 2021 11:37 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
___
Praise Jesus, this world shall pass.
Just a matter of when.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 14, 2021 11:38 PM (nzgeU)
She's currently polling at 61% approval, one of the most popular governors in the country in one of the most conservative states in the country.
Her constituents seem to think pretty highly of her even if the msm doesn't. Here opponent might have a tough road to hoe.
https://tinyurl.com/57yx92wu
Posted by: JackStraw at December 14, 2021 11:38 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 14, 2021 11:39 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 14, 2021 11:40 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Miklos will need some time for this one at December 14, 2021 11:40 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Cicero
Specialist in divorce law and asset allocation, eh?
Posted by: Miklos, too cynical for one so young at December 14, 2021 11:41 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Insomniac
No mo dough, bro
Posted by: Miklos,
SA apparently abandoned their spots in front the two high traffic stores in the village I shop at. They were there consistently at the beginning of December.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * 21rst century schizoid hominid at December 14, 2021 11:41 PM (6FWgN)
I think the student had it out for her.
sorry, I just can't help myself. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2021 11:33 PM (mD/uy)
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I'm just amazed that a cowgirl like her would ever lower herself to that.
She must have great knees.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 14, 2021 11:42 PM (VxC1e)
If you do not believe in the active exiostence of evil, you are not looking at the mounting evidence being placed before your eyes and ears on
Night SMH!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 14, 2021 11:42 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Methos at December 14, 2021 11:43 PM (kOpft)
Set up your own bucket n' bell at the same location, and clearly mark your bucket "Sock's Gunz n' Ammo Fund".
Bet you'll be the most funded bell-ringer of the season!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 14, 2021 11:44 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Methos at December 14, 2021 11:44 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Zettai at December 14, 2021 11:45 PM (R9E27)
Good find, SMH
Posted by: Braenyard at December 14, 2021 11:45 PM (SKXSf)
The Unemployed and semi-unemployed might reach 300-400M people/Newly unemployed in 7 industries
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk6lkW4A7Ec
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 14, 2021 11:46 PM (nzgeU)
Leave that to others.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 14, 2021 11:46 PM (SKXSf)
Posted by: Zettai at December 14, 2021 11:45 PM (R9E27)
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*ahem*
Row
*ahem*
Posted by: The AoSHQ House Pedant at December 14, 2021 11:46 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
*fist bump*
Started wrapping this morning when both I and wife woke up at 3am. She made fudge. Cutting a tree for my daughter tomorrow and bringing it in
Normally they come out and we have a blast picking one out but she's 37 weeks pregnant. Grandkids are helping us cut ours and decorate it Saturday. I love Christmas and Andrea Bocelli is awesome.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * 21rst century schizoid hominid at December 14, 2021 11:47 PM (6FWgN)
How are you?
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 14, 2021 11:35 PM (nzgeU)
I'm doing well, SMH. Trying to serve the Lord in my own, small, inadequate way.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2021 11:47 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Elliot M. at December 14, 2021 11:47 PM (L+qeS)
She is one of the best governors in the country. We don't have that many actual fighters on our side. We should be more careful about tossing away good ones.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 14, 2021 11:20 PM (ZLI7S)
Two points:
1) She liked it just fine until it came time to sign it.
2) Don't kid yourself. South Dakota is every bit as much a banana republic as California. It's just a Republican run Banana Republic, so the lights stay on and trains run on time.
I'm not trying to talk anyone out of supporting Noem, I'm just attempting to get people to look at her realistically. She's a politician, and she has vulnerabilities.
Just like De Santis, for that matter.
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at December 14, 2021 11:49 PM (EqQ9Z)
and our big tree and our ridiculously over decorated home. I miss the clutter and the chaos and the noise.
It's so quiet now.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 14, 2021 11:49 PM (U2p+3)
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It doesn't.
But since our military is no longer in the business of actually winning wars...
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 14, 2021 11:49 PM (nzgeU)
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You're correct, for all intensive purposes.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 14, 2021 11:50 PM (eA1RV)
Normally they come out and we have a blast picking one out but she's 37 weeks pregnant. Grandkids are helping us cut ours and decorate it Saturday. I love Christmas and Andrea Bocelli is awesome.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * 21rst century schizoid hominid at December 14, 2021 11:47 PM (6FWgN)
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This is how you oppose the crap and the bullshit. You have to make your moments to spite the bastards, the creeps and the nihilist commies. Bravo.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 14, 2021 11:50 PM (VxC1e)
I'm one of them, and like I said, I'm open to alternatives.
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at December 14, 2021 11:50 PM (EqQ9Z)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2021 11:50 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 14, 2021 11:50 PM (nzgeU)
It does seem that is our hope, BUT imo we are "in all these things, more than conquerors" and God wishes "above all things that we prosper and be in good health".
End times are for later, Christians are not meant to suffer and accept defeat, we are the sons of God. But indeed, I don't see a lot of conquering going on at the moment, though my life is fine out in the sticks.
"Gender Advisors"? Good grief, the military is surrendering to commie influence campaigns ... maybe the end IS near? idk, also shaking my head.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 14, 2021 11:51 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Ladyl
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Same here, girl.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 14, 2021 11:51 PM (nzgeU)
Posted by: Minuteman at December 14, 2021 11:52 PM (LaNzR)
Posted by: Pete Bog at December 14, 2021 11:52 PM (bzrNB)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 14, 2021 11:52 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 14, 2021 11:50 PM (eA1RV)
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I try, but sometimes it's hard to tow the line. It's a doggy dog world these days.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 14, 2021 11:52 PM (VxC1e)
When you're a technological parasite on the rest of the world and your economy is entirely based on undercutting everyone else's production so you can export, it turns out it's a bad idea to deliberately crash every other economy in the world.
Also, communists gonna communism.
Posted by: Methos at December 14, 2021 11:53 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Zettai at December 14, 2021 11:53 PM (R9E27)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 14, 2021 11:53 PM (IDhUW)
Bet you'll be the most funded bell-ringer of the season!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim
Pawn shop in the village is the second largest gun seller in the state of Washington. Maby if I promise to spend it in their store for underprivileged gun enthusiasts they'll let me set up in front of their store?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * 21rst century schizoid hominid at December 14, 2021 11:53 PM (6FWgN)
37,000 procedures. If he did one a day every day of the year it would take him over 100 years. He's been doing it since 2004. 17 years . He would have to have done 6 a day to have hit that number.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 14, 2021 11:53 PM (mmU7u)
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Since Jesus suffered in this world, so will we, since we are definitely no better than Him. And yes we are called to do His will until He returns.
But I am also going to call out B.S. when I see it.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 14, 2021 11:53 PM (nzgeU)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 14, 2021 11:49 PM (nzgeU)
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But our combat units are sooooo inclusive!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 14, 2021 11:54 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 14, 2021 11:54 PM (nzgeU)
Posted by: Pete Bog at December 14, 2021 11:55 PM (bzrNB)
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What brand name? I'm sure China would manufacture a little nick in every blade designed to cut my throat.
Posted by: dartist at December 14, 2021 11:55 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at December 14, 2021 11:56 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 14, 2021 11:58 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: illiniwek
In your anger do not sin. Holding on tight to that one but it may be the hardest thing I ever do.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * 21rst century schizoid hominid at December 14, 2021 11:58 PM (6FWgN)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 14, 2021 11:52 PM (VxC1e)
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Put it in a tow sack and forget about it.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 14, 2021 11:58 PM (SKXSf)
Posted by: Zettai at December 14, 2021 11:53 PM (R9E27)
Best live show I ever saw was GWAR at the Roseland.
I miss Red Eye when Oderous was the special correspondent.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 15, 2021 12:00 AM (cSs/W)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 14, 2021 11:53 PM (IDhUW)
Amen
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at December 15, 2021 12:01 AM (EqQ9Z)
Conversely, I truly cherish our Christmas in October, and welcome all the noise, clamor, clinking, yakking, shooting and most of all, the LOVE.
Surely, I celebrate the birth of our Savior in December, as observed. And find it a time of quiet introspection, because it is then, really, that the world was changed by ONE, single birth. I dwell and meditate on that, and soak in the olde hymns. Rejoicing, but it's bone deep in the soul. October though, is when the Family gathers. And, y'all are FAMILY. Merry Christmas, and Happy TxMoMeet!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 15, 2021 12:01 AM (QzJWU)
Made in Germany
Posted by: Braenyard at December 15, 2021 12:01 AM (SKXSf)
Well, we are no better, but in my "theology", he paid the price so we don't have to (and we with sin nature could not have paid the price anyway) ... Redemption.
Certainly we don't always accept/acknowledge the grace we are so freely given. But we should, if we are to live the abundant life he paid for us to accept.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 15, 2021 12:02 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 15, 2021 12:02 AM (IDhUW)
Eldest daughter in Texas, and younger daughter and the g-babies do not celebrate Christmas.
I praise God every day that elder daughter is a Believer, and can Facetime with her, and I pray every day that the younger daughter will have her heart turned from stone to flesh, and that one day, we can celebrate Christmas all together again. But ultimately, it's not up to me.
Not going to lie though, it's kinda painful not being able to share with the grandbabies what Christmas is all about.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 15, 2021 12:03 AM (nzgeU)
Pete, oldest is local. Marine is in Japanland.
But. I got to be with them both plus extra in San Diego last Christmas.
I should be more thankful for what I do have.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 15, 2021 12:03 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: dartist at December 15, 2021 12:03 AM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 15, 2021 12:04 AM (vuisn)
This is why I use as little "tech" as possible. Somehow we have allowed computer geeks to convince most of us that using it is better for non-computer geeks. Like if every mom and granny was convinced to run three two barrel carbs on their cars. "It's easy! Just adjust the linkage every month and make sure you remember to go full throttle at least once a week!"
Posted by: Azjaeger at December 15, 2021 12:04 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 15, 2021 12:04 AM (SKXSf)
Cannot vouch for them on a face.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 15, 2021 12:06 AM (SKXSf)
Posted by: Miklos, liking then and now at December 15, 2021 12:07 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 15, 2021 12:07 AM (U2p+3)
She did a lot of things right - but she caved in to the Trannie Crowd when her donors told her she had to. Also she thought that's the way the wind was blowing. She waited way too long for the blowback to come back before coming up with a new bill; she could have had it ready the day after she vetoed it, but she tried to ignore it for 6 months until her pollsters told her she needed to do something about it.
I do give her credit for at least being astute enough to realize she made a big mistake; but I will never forget that in her heart, she's not really with us. If in the future she ever has to choose between us and her Corporate Donors, she's going with them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 14, 2021 11:19 PM (evAgx)
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She fucked up on a big policy item. To say she needs or deserves a second chance is bullshit.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 15, 2021 12:07 AM (cMXNt)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * 21rst century schizoid hominid at December 14, 2021 11:53 PM (6FWgN)
DO. IT. ! And I bet that if you do, and manage to buy some hardware for the needy, you'd might as well register as a real 501(c)3 Charity, and get ready for it to grow.
Now though, you gotta come up with a clever name for things. How bout "Funds for Guns!" You'll know you're doing well when you start to get hate coverage from the media.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 15, 2021 12:08 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 15, 2021 12:08 AM (BPuaD)
One point.
Vote for whoever you want. I can find dirt on any of them. Much worse than you or SMH have found. It's the nature of politicians.
I want fighters and people who support 90% of what I want. I am not looking for Jesus in my politicians and it is stupid to pretend any of them will give me everything I want.
You know why Democrats win when we don't? Because they pick the best person available and fight. You think Biden is the hero of left? He can't even tie his shoes and he has more flaws than can be counted. He wrote the crime bill that locked up a disproportionate number of black men and now he is the leader of the Democrats.
Noem is just fine as governor of SD. She just proposed a bill that would band transgenders from participating in girls sports that is more focused on her state and will pass without lawsuits from the NCAA.
It's about winning and advancing the cause not futile gestures.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2021 12:08 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Zettai at December 15, 2021 12:11 AM (R9E27)
Be thankful and wistful are not mutually exclusive. Hopefully the joy of earlier Christmas will make this light and fulfilling as ever.
If not just open a bottle of wine or three!
Posted by: Pete Bog at December 15, 2021 12:11 AM (bzrNB)
Posted by: Zettai
*checks to see if the last minute Miklos Amendment is in there*
Posted by: Miklos, it's only a lousy 100 billion or so at December 15, 2021 12:13 AM (QzkSJ)
The vote is underway on raising the national debt ceiling
Posted by: Zettai
I thought they already voted? Senate or House?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 15, 2021 12:13 AM (63Dwl)
yes, but I think at times, to not act aggressively is maybe a bigger sin than "peaceful inaction" aka surrender to evil. At some point acting like the founders is righteous, willing to "live free or die". Submission to evil is its own sin.
I leave that for the youthful though, except for my speaking out.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 15, 2021 12:13 AM (Cus5s)
Raising the ceiling is a matter best left to the architects and engineers. Why politicians think they have to meddle in such things is most annoying.
*winds duct tape around mismatched footboards on scaffolding*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 15, 2021 12:13 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 15, 2021 12:14 AM (nzgeU)
Posted by: Pete Bog at December 15, 2021 12:15 AM (bzrNB)
Jim
During the Troubles in Northern Ireland, one guy had a "Guns for Nuns" t-shirt.
Not sure if the two were related.
Posted by: Miklos Recalling at December 15, 2021 12:15 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Zettai at December 15, 2021 12:15 AM (R9E27)
I disagree with your premise.
Biden was selected primarily because of his flaws, particularly that he can't even tie his shoes.
He's not the leader of the Democrats. He's the puppet of the Democrats. And they won because of a rigged election, not unity of party. The allegedly divided Republican Party cast more votes for DT than any in history.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 15, 2021 12:16 AM (DXgbv)
Posted by: Pete Bog at December 15, 2021 12:16 AM (bzrNB)
If not just open a bottle of wine or three!
Posted by: Pete Bog at Decembe
Joy and happiness are not on the same plane. Happiness is always temporary. Joy can and often is found amongst suffering and tragedy. Witness the gentleman playing his piano amongst the tornado destruction
Posted by: Sock Monkey * 21rst century schizoid hominid at December 15, 2021 12:16 AM (6FWgN)
481 Ladyl!
SMH!
I have our photo together at the TXMoMe as a screensaver. You ladies are rocks.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 14, 2021 11:52 PM (U2p+3)
Good grief, I miss you all.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 15, 2021 12:17 AM (TdMsT)
It's about winning and advancing the cause not futile gestures.
Posted by: JackStraw
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S.Dakota is not my state and if 61% of S.Dakotans like her then fine. Elect her governor. It's obvious she reflects the majority of her state.
I don't want her to have any failed thoughts of receiving national conservative support because she won't receive it.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 15, 2021 12:17 AM (SKXSf)
During the Troubles in Northern Ireland, one guy had a "Guns for Nuns" t-shirt.
Not sure if the two were related.
Posted by: Miklos Recalling
https://tinyurl.com/2p9xyvtm
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 15, 2021 12:17 AM (63Dwl)
If not just open a bottle of wine or three!
Posted by: Pete Bog at December 15, 2021 12:11 AM (bzrNB)
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Hear hear
*clink*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 15, 2021 12:17 AM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Pete Bog
Not for quite a while. Was wondering the same. I think Nurse and Mark Andrews can contact him.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * 21rst century schizoid hominid at December 15, 2021 12:18 AM (6FWgN)
I was out most of the afternoon, so I missed the Blumenthal thread. The CPUSA wasn't some romantic group dedicated to social justice. They were the lickspittle toadies of Stalin and followed the Comintern line slavishly. They were anti-Nazi until August, 1939, then anti-war until July, 1941. They purged from their ranks anyone Moscow told them to. They helped the NKVD spy on this country.
They should have been arrested, imprisoned and deported, not celebrated by ignoramuses like Blumenthal.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2021 12:18 AM (/U27+)
Posted by: Rod Rosenstein, beloved White Hat Good Guy at December 15, 2021 12:18 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 15, 2021 12:21 AM (SKXSf)
Her stores are eyewitness accounts and experiences. Short version:
The Left wants The Troubles here, greatly magnified. Do keep in mind though, that the "religious" aspect in Northern Ireland was nothing more* than the Commies doing what they do.. wearing the skinsuit of Catholicism, and using it as a hide to cover their true goals and agenda. It's Marxism, all the way down.
* yeah, there were some few "religious" who got sucked into fighting as Papists or Prods, but the fight at is core, was Commie vs. Not Commie. (just can't quite call the Loyalists as fighting for American style "freedom", as they were in fact, fighting to remain subjects of The Crown.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 15, 2021 12:22 AM (QzJWU)
If not just open a bottle of wine or three!
Posted by: Pete Bog at December 15, 2021 12:11 AM (bzrNB)
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Hear hear
*clink*
Posted by: Cicero
Me and Delbert says Hell Yeah
https://tinyurl.com/3kwj3dse
Posted by: Delbert and McMiklos at December 15, 2021 12:22 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: JackStraw
If the men of Delta house at Fabre College believed that they would not be immortalized in sing and movie
Posted by: Pete Bog at December 15, 2021 12:23 AM (bzrNB)
I think you're wrong. But we'll see how that goes.
Who knows, maybe she will get indicted before Rosenstein who will never be indicted.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2021 12:23 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Pete Bog
Texted with him yesterday.
Technology is keeping him from posting. He's all good.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 15, 2021 12:24 AM (U2p+3)
That and ballot stuffing.
Posted by: Methos at December 15, 2021 12:25 AM (kOpft)
Posted by: Pete Bog at December 15, 2021 12:26 AM (bzrNB)
Posted by: Methos
We should send out Voter Guides with MRE-style packets of Stove Top
Posted by: Solutions by Miklos at December 15, 2021 12:27 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 15, 2021 12:27 AM (mmU7u)
I leave that for the youthful though, except for my speaking out.
Posted by: illiniwek
We think alike. Mrs. Sock always points out that our battle is not against flesh and blood. My response is I agree but the skirmish is against his minions who definitely bleed. I get a lot of resigned head shakes. I'm not that 29. I still manage a couple of hours a week doing the martial arts workout and I have the experience of my yewt of living on the fringes of a sub culture where violence was a common form of currency. I do not fear the enemy.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * 21rst century schizoid hominid at December 15, 2021 12:28 AM (6FWgN)
Posted by: Zettai at December 15, 2021 12:29 AM (R9E27)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 15, 2021 12:30 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Theodore at December 15, 2021 12:31 AM (GJnvT)
Might I enjoy the honor of sippin' a bit of this here Bourbon with you, ma'am?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 15, 2021 12:31 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Zettai
And the Miklos Amendment?
*afraid to look*
Posted by: Miklos, Lisdsey says he'll get me on the blower in the morning at December 15, 2021 12:32 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at December 15, 2021 12:33 AM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Theodore
Jed's
Jimmy's
F&M Patio Bar (too small)
Tipitina's wasn't that small
Posted by: Miklos, vaguely recalling a Better Decade at December 15, 2021 12:34 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Zettai at December 15, 2021 12:29 AM (R9E27)
Was there clapping and cheering?
Posted by: a dude in MI at December 15, 2021 12:34 AM (+I6Y/)
Just clarifying, I think?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 15, 2021 12:35 AM (QzJWU)
But the concept that "we don't win because we demand purity" is complete and utter bullshit.
How celebratory should I feel about Mitch McConnell and Kevin McCarthy and John Roberts? They are winners.
They've won me COVID lockdowns, record debt, vaccine mandates, political prisoners, Freedom Towers lit to celebrate infant beheading, trannies in the military, domestic terrorist labels, white Supremacist labels, Obamacare, show-trial impeachments, traitorous military leaders, a corrupt FBI, a corrupt CIA....
PDT is right, I'm f^cking tired of winning.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 15, 2021 12:35 AM (DXgbv)
Enjoy those nips. You've earned them. I'm starting to resemble Santa in girth so I've got to refrain from a few vices once in a while. Big dinner tomorrow evening with some wine drinking friends. I'll make up for it then.
Posted by: Pete Bog at December 15, 2021 12:36 AM (bzrNB)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 15, 2021 12:17 AM (SKXSf)
I suspect she's a shoe-in for Vice President, if she wants it.
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at December 15, 2021 12:37 AM (EqQ9Z)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Appointment as commander of ROTC Unconventional Warfare Program APPROVED
Posted by: University of Miklos at December 15, 2021 12:37 AM (QzkSJ)
Dudes seventy fricken four. Are you trying to get revenge or attract him a harem?
Posted by: mikethemoose at December 15, 2021 12:37 AM (T/vhV)
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber
Let's see the shoes
Posted by: The Manolo at December 15, 2021 12:38 AM (QzkSJ)
She's pissed he changed her out for a younger model.
Posted by: Pete Bog at December 15, 2021 12:39 AM (bzrNB)
Posted by: mikethemoose
It takes a Village (or three)
Posted by: Miklos, happier about the elderifying thing at December 15, 2021 12:39 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2021 12:39 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at December 15, 2021 12:37 AM (EqQ9Z)
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No way, Fl, TX, TN, and a few others will flat not tolerate her. Put AR in there is Sarah Sanders wins.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 15, 2021 12:40 AM (SKXSf)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 15, 2021 12:40 AM (3vQN0)
The DNC is a front group for the Revolution. They wanted Biden to lose so that they could have 4 more years of being the Resistance and increasing the level of chaos and violence. But the ordinary, everyday, corrupt Democrats stole the election for Biden. It probably set back the Revolution by a decade.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 15, 2021 12:41 AM (BMmaB)
Thank you, sir. You're a good man, a gentleman, and I'm humbled that you call me your friend.
My glass to you sir, raised. Cheers!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 15, 2021 12:41 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2021 12:39 AM (ZLI7S)
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For governor.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 15, 2021 12:41 AM (SKXSf)
Posted by: Joe XiDen
According to the Martian Calendar.
Posted by: Miklos, trollin' trollin' trollin', keep those doggies trollin' at December 15, 2021 12:42 AM (QzkSJ)
Where she is running for reelection with a 61% approval rating and has just proposed a ban on transgenders in school sports for SD schools that won't be challenged by the NCAA.
We have bigger things to worry about.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2021 12:44 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Pete Bog at December 15, 2021 12:45 AM (bzrNB)
Posted by: Axeman at December 15, 2021 12:45 AM (OaZlZ)
He's having unanticipated problems with that thing.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 15, 2021 12:45 AM (SKXSf)
Posted by: JT at December 15, 2021 12:47 AM (arJlL)
No, nor have I here in Houston. Quite frankly WAY too rich for my blood. Though I can't afford a Rigby or Holland & Holland, I *do* have more than one Dangerous Game Rifles. Leftist aggressors, proving themselves Most Dangerous in over 500 cities in the summer of 2020.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 15, 2021 12:48 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2021 12:44 AM (ZLI7S)
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Boy/Girl is a major issue if one is a Christian or a Jew.
This nation was formed in covenant with God and boys will be girls is a serious breach of that covenant.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 15, 2021 12:49 AM (SKXSf)
Posted by: Axeman at December 15, 2021 12:51 AM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: Jim at December 15, 2021 12:48 AM (QzJWU)
Fortunately, that particular dangerous game is thin skinned and readily taken with varmint rounds.
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at December 15, 2021 12:51 AM (EqQ9Z)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 15, 2021 12:53 AM (mmU7u)
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at December 15, 2021 12:37 AM (EqQ9Z)
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Oh geez. I already clocked out.
Posted by: The AoSHQ House Pedant at December 15, 2021 12:53 AM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Zettai
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That will get them what? A year.
Posted by: Axeman at December 15, 2021 12:55 AM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 14, 2021 10:19 PM (FZzni)
It's nice when it's really cold or really hot...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
BAH ! We're AMERICANS ! George Washington never needed that !
Posted by: JT at December 15, 2021 12:57 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 14, 2021 10:21 PM (u82oZ)
And I am really confused.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
You ain't alone, brother !
Posted by: JT at December 15, 2021 12:58 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Zettai
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That will get them what? A year.
Posted by: Axeman at December 15, 2021 12:55 AM (OaZlZ)
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My only concern is whether it tanks or boosts the market.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 15, 2021 12:58 AM (SKXSf)
'I'm in love ... with a dead dog.'
Greatest band in the Universe.
Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2021 12:59 AM (F2Ito)
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at December 15, 2021 12:51 AM (EqQ9Z)
If someone will design the .276 Rittenhouse, on the existing 5.56x45 casing, I'd be honored to be among the first buyers of the appropriate assembled upper. As well as a case of suitable dual-purpose ammo. Good for match grade as well as for hunting. Deer and Hogs, dammit!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 15, 2021 12:59 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: irongrampa at December 15, 2021 12:59 AM (KATBx)
I enjoy wandering around the show just looking. Amazing how many places you can go, but the local hunting opportunities abound. Particularly in Texas. Surprisingly affordable if you look around.
I'd like to try a Texas gator hunt. Just for the slogan. "Kill a gator and wear him later"
Posted by: Pete Bog at December 15, 2021 12:59 AM (bzrNB)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 14, 2021 10:21 PM (u82oZ)
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Whut? I'm experiencing gender dysphoria now.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 15, 2021 01:00 AM (VxC1e)
https://is.gd/FWVoMX
Posted by: Braenyard at December 15, 2021 01:01 AM (SKXSf)
This nation was formed in covenant with God and boys will be girls is a serious breach of that covenant.
No doubt. Which is why I just said for the 3rd time Noem has proposed a ban on transgenders participating in girls sports.
Why do you want to keep arguing over something you, I and Noem agree on?
Wouldn't it be more fun to talk about the fact that Manchin is a NO on BBB and it's getting so bad for Democrats they are now moving on to talking about voting shit?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2021 01:01 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 14, 2021 10:21 PM (u82oZ)
Thought you were straight.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist.
yeah; if Salty ain't a dame, I guess he doesn't own a weedwhacker (if you catch my drift....)
Posted by: JT at December 15, 2021 01:01 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Axeman at December 15, 2021 12:45 AM (OaZlZ)
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Do you think that any of the slobbering serfs have any idea of what you're talking about?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 15, 2021 01:02 AM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 15, 2021 12:53 AM (mmU7u)
It was a very Trumpian kind of screw up. She talked big about supporting the legislation, and then either listened to the wrong advisors (from one perspective) or didn't have the humility to admit she made a mistake in saying the she supported the legislation (from another perspective). Inability to admit error, and over reliance on the wrong people pretty much describes Trump, doesn't it?
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at December 15, 2021 01:03 AM (EqQ9Z)
Or was that Obama?
Posted by: Pete Bog at December 15, 2021 01:04 AM (bzrNB)
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at December 15, 2021 01:07 AM (EqQ9Z)
There, the guides first establish that you can handle at least a .458 Win Mag, and equip you with such if you don't have your own.
They go into that brush, and find about half the time, the Longhorn Bulls are the ones doing the hunting. Average shooting distance? Under fifty yards. Me, I've got a friend with a .577 Nitro double rifle. I'd be asking for the loan of that, I think.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 15, 2021 01:07 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 15, 2021 01:08 AM (DXgbv)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 15, 2021 01:08 AM (DXgbv)
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She'll never beat Chaz Bono. She was great.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 15, 2021 01:09 AM (VxC1e)
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Are you still painting cars?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 15, 2021 01:10 AM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Just a side note
I might hafta cut a bitch
Posted by: Nikki Haley, also a former Gov. at December 15, 2021 01:11 AM (QzkSJ)
Wouldn't it be more fun to talk about the fact that Manchin is a NO on BBB and it's getting so bad for Democrats they are now moving on to talking about voting shit?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2021 01:01 AM (ZLI7S)
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I agree with you on many things and always consider your opinions.
My opinion of Noem is that she is untrustworthy and will say or do anything for the moment.
She will have a few years to prove herself one way or the other before we my resume this debate. or maybe it will be completely unnecessary.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 15, 2021 01:11 AM (SKXSf)
*denies self next bourbon after this one*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 15, 2021 01:12 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 15, 2021 01:08 AM (DXgbv)
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She'll never beat Chaz Bono. She was great.
Posted by: Cicero
careful with the "dip"
Still kinda sensitive down there
Posted by: Chaz B. at December 15, 2021 01:12 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Nikki Haley, also a former Gov
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Nikki, honey, trot on down to J street.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 15, 2021 01:13 AM (SKXSf)
>>Or was that Obama?
Or other people.
What do you think Hillary's former campaign lawyer is up to tonight other than fighting a felony indictment?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2021 01:14 AM (ZLI7S)
I got it. I hadn't heard of wild longhorn hunting. Might have to put that on the to do list.
Good night my friend. I'm off to Z Land.
Posted by: Pete Bog at December 15, 2021 01:15 AM (bzrNB)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 15, 2021 01:02 AM (VxC1e)
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No. I despair over America's current receptivity to propaganda, if they ingest their political commentary in between bites of America's Got Talent and Dancing with The Stars.
Posted by: Axeman at December 15, 2021 01:15 AM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2021 01:14 AM (ZLI7S)
Making arrangements to see that his family is provided for, and holding out hope for a Presidential pardon in 2024.
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at December 15, 2021 01:19 AM (EqQ9Z)
IIRC, bills passed in other States to protect girls' sports did not include collegiate sports as did the bill in SD
Posted by: Zettai at December 15, 2021 01:19 AM (R9E27)
Posted by: Zettai at December 15, 2021 01:21 AM (R9E27)
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You can file that under "Unintended Consequences" and "When You Refuse To Let Federalism Work".
If course that "Unintended Consequences" file for Dems is expanding to its 10th cabinet.
Posted by: Axeman at December 15, 2021 01:21 AM (OaZlZ)
When Trump is president?
That seems unlikely.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2021 01:22 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 15, 2021 01:23 AM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Pete Bog at December 15, 2021 01:15 AM
Land of My People!
Posted by: Zettai at December 15, 2021 01:21 AM (R9E27)
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Is the phrase "catch some Zs" offensive?
Posted by: Axeman at December 15, 2021 01:25 AM (OaZlZ)
PDT is right, I'm f^cking tired of winning.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Awesome rant. Going in my archive.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * 21rst century schizoid hominid at December 15, 2021 01:25 AM (rcvWN)
And while I doubt the Biden "most extensive voter fraud network in history" will ramp up again for either of them, it will for Shrillery, who's starting to make unpleasant noises again.
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at December 15, 2021 01:25 AM (EqQ9Z)
Posted by: Amerjit
Old news, she died in July of 2020.
Posted by: Tonypete
She's not as dead as Harvey Korman.
Posted by: JT at December 15, 2021 01:27 AM (arJlL)
While a pardon - or even commutation - of such punishment seems like an outlandishly unlikely and politically risky thing, as seen from a pre-2016 perspective (maybe a pre-2003 perspective, actually), now it would be a nothingburger.
Not substantively, morally, or for the future of the republic, but politically and among the dumbed-down and poorly informed or educated masses. Who will mostly be hearing of the entire thing *for the first time* if such convictions/pleas actually occur, and *still won't understand much of it*.
This rum is good. Only $30 after coupon. 8-year Dominican.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 15, 2021 01:28 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Axeman at December 15, 2021 01:25 AM
Depends -- 'Zees', no; 'zeds', yes!
Posted by: Zettai at December 15, 2021 01:28 AM (R9E27)
Posted by: JT at December 15, 2021 01:27 AM (arJlL)
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Jacob Marley could not match such deadness.
Posted by: Axeman at December 15, 2021 01:30 AM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: creeper
They didn't mention that he never played the piano BEFORE the tornado......
Posted by: JT at December 15, 2021 01:30 AM (arJlL)
She didn't like the specific legislation that reached her desk because she thought it was poorly written and could hurt SD universities with the NCAA and asked for it to be more carefully constructed. That does not make her untrustworthy.
She is one of the best governors in the country. We don't have that many actual fighters on our side. We should be more careful about tossing away good ones.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 14, 2021 11:20 PM (ZLI7S)
Good governors know what will be on the legislation before it his their desk, and if they have problems they work it out before it becomes an open spat. They are supposed to be on the main team, and worrying about the NCAA's thoughts is a big tell. They will be offended by anything, you can't buy them off no matter what.
If she is a fighter, she needs a few more kills before I put her in the category. Her wound is 100 pct self inflicted and defying common sense.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 15, 2021 01:30 AM (EJbIh)
Only asking because, FFS, the only, and fairly recent, bio of Marshal Rokossovsky is $60 and up online in book form.
Alternatively, anyone with tips on getting Russian language books? I could probably get the original untranslated version for much less, and it would be a humiliating and torturous, uh, I mean excellent and challenging, bit of language practice.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 15, 2021 01:33 AM (OTzUX)
Most of you all said years ago nothing would happen and Durham was just a smoke screen. Almost nobody here said boo when Garland told a Congressional committee his funding for further investigation was approved a couple months ago.
I think I'll just keep on seeing how it goes.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2021 01:35 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: nurse ratched
I would love to see that !
Posted by: JT at December 15, 2021 01:37 AM (arJlL)
Just pointing out something I hadn't considered before.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 15, 2021 01:38 AM (OTzUX)
I just want him home for Christmas.
Posted by: pookysgirl, with one wish at December 15, 2021 01:39 AM (XKZwp)
Posted by: rhomboid
There are bookstores in the US that specialize in Russian etc., new and used.
I know this because I worked in a college bookstore, and this has improved in the decades since.
Posted by: Miklos, with many unread books at December 15, 2021 01:40 AM (QzkSJ)
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To be fair, I've been in favor of States Going Their Own Way since way before my candidate lost. Bust it up. No longer fit for purpose.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 15, 2021 01:41 AM (2ABQr)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 15, 2021 01:41 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Zettai at December 15, 2021 01:41 AM (R9E27)
Posted by: nurse ratched
I would love to see that !
Posted by: JT
*suspects JT has just invested in X-Ray Specs*
Posted by: Miklos, commercial Sea Monkey Farmer at December 15, 2021 01:41 AM (QzkSJ)
Wild Longhorns in the heavy brush along the banks of the Rio Grande in deep South Texas
Whew. That is not a trip I'd take. The neighbor who rents our pasture is a Black Angus rancher (like my father and grandfather for whom he worked). His grandkids, however, have been known to experiment with other lines. A few years ago they had a longhorn. Just seeing that out in the pasture gnarled my grits a little.
G'night, y'all.
*Bursts out without rhyme*
Posted by: mindful webworker - fries were cold; burger was warm at December 15, 2021 01:41 AM (Lvgmt)
Posted by: JackStraw
Agreed, with a caveat. Too much information is inhaled on the interwebs with out the effort of skeptical discernment. One only has to read comments on (mostly) other websites and scratch your head in amazement at the level of ignorance that abounds. On both sides. My caveat is I no longer believe that our legislative processes are functional. I would love to be wrong on that one.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * 21rst century schizoid hominid at December 15, 2021 01:41 AM (rcvWN)
His memoir, in original and translation, I got from the local college library consortium, that's linked up with the public library here (about the only city service I respect any more).
Posted by: rhomboid at December 15, 2021 01:42 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * 21rst century schizoid hominid at December 15, 2021 01:44 AM (rcvWN)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 15, 2021 01:44 AM (SKXSf)
dcat at December 15, 2021 01:30 AM (EJbIh)
It's hard to keep abreast of things when you're busy running around the country trying to boost your political profile...err, excuse me, I meant, boost the state of South Dakota.
Not to mention her brain alllegedly going soft from that comedy she's supposed to have been playing with that young Trump Advisor.
(Which I would have discounted altogether except for the fact that she bothered to deny it.)
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at December 15, 2021 01:45 AM (EqQ9Z)
Posted by: Zettai at December 15, 2021 01:45 AM (R9E27)
Reminds me again how angry I am at myself for losing so much of my stuff in a move, including all the Soviet versions of classics and western fiction, mostly acquired through time spent at the "Dom Knigi" in Leningrad.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 15, 2021 01:45 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 15, 2021 01:45 AM (a4EWo)
His memoir, in original and translation, I got from the local college library consortium, that's linked up with the public library here (about the only city service I respect any more).
Posted by: rhomboid
Yep. Would like to read Icebreaker by "Suvorov", bizarrely expensive in English. But as of this week, free on Kindle Unlimited.
Posted by: Miklosov, recalling "Russky Yazik dlya Vsyech" at December 15, 2021 01:46 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 15, 2021 01:49 AM (2ABQr)
Posted by: Zettai
The shelf marked "Successful Communism in Africa" was pretty sad, just the one dog eared copy of "Lumumba-Hero of the Post-Colonial Proletariat" on cheap Soviet gray paper.
Posted by: Miklosov, too stupid, didn't read at December 15, 2021 01:51 AM (QzkSJ)
His memoir, in original and translation, I got from the local college library consortium, that's linked up with the public library here (about the only city service I respect any more).
Posted by: rhomboid
I believe you can find some of Solzhenitsyn's works at Thriftbooks.com in Russian.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * 21rst century schizoid hominid at December 15, 2021 01:52 AM (rcvWN)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Wait till Brandifa finds out where Hot Pockets come from.
Posted by: Miklos, calling this fight early at December 15, 2021 01:53 AM (QzkSJ)
The great thing about the internet is also the worst thing about the internet. Information we never had before is now at our fingertips. But so is massive amounts of disinformation and sadly as we have seen over the last few years disinformation is easier to find and more loudly broadcast.
What's that old saying about a lie and pants?
The truth always comes out eventually. We need to find a way to make it happen faster. But that is no reason to ever stop telling the facts and the truth no matter the cost. In fact it is the exact reason we must.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2021 01:54 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: pookysgirl, with one wish at December 15, 2021 01:39 AM (XKZwp)
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Glad you have family support.
You're a good wife.
Prayers up.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 15, 2021 01:55 AM (SKXSf)
Posted by: Miklosov, too stupid, didn't read at December 15, 2021 01:51 AM
Yeah, this joint was full of dust and sadness -- the owner of the "shop" was more a collector than a salesman, I think
Another gig I had was for book collector who worked for The Strand -- I spent a lot of time sorting and shelving his collection of books on guerilla warfare
Posted by: Zettai at December 15, 2021 01:56 AM (R9E27)
ONLY TRUST CONTENT FROM MIKLOSWEB (or maybe AcePlace, regarding First Aid and dating).
Posted by: Miklos, don't say I didn't warn you at December 15, 2021 01:56 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 15, 2021 01:58 AM (2ABQr)
Posted by: Zettai
*imagines Zettai preparing for work in full camo, moving through stacks like a fish through water*
Posted by: Uncle Miklos Don Ho at December 15, 2021 01:59 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 15, 2021 01:59 AM (QU5/8)
Yea but you were wrong about Rosnstein.
Don't worry, you weren't alone.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2021 02:00 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
MiklosWeb.ru, perhaps.
But that's where you find the hot mail order babes.
Posted by: Miklos offers discount to Qualified Gentlemen at December 15, 2021 02:00 AM (QzkSJ)
I defended my girlfriend's honor with a vial of 15 year old coyote urine applied to the intakes and the pried open window seals of a car. My boss's niece was dating the loser and he was trying to upgrade or double up. Niece said it still stunk 8 months later. Boss suggested going under an overpass at night and filling a couple of burlap bags with sleeping pigeons to put inside the car, but that seemed like a lot of work for round 1.
Posted by: Downcast at December 15, 2021 02:00 AM (AEMfu)
Don't worry, you weren't alone.
Posted by: JackStraw
No.
I said that Rosie appeared to be a classic DC shitweasel with a ferret face.
I think our opinions differed in that respect. Otherwise, I thought you were right. I still think so, but the election fraud was unanticipated in depth, scope, and blatantcy.
Posted by: Miklos, unapologetically at December 15, 2021 02:04 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 15, 2021 02:04 AM (SKXSf)
Once an unemployed and dissolute Young Zettai sought his fortunes in The City -- my uncle, an actual Communist™ set me up -- I stayed in Manhattan just over a year, '78 - '79
Posted by: Zettai at December 15, 2021 02:04 AM (R9E27)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * 21rst century schizoid hominid at December 15, 2021 02:04 AM (rcvWN)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 15, 2021 02:04 AM (2ABQr)
Posted by: Mayor Marion Z. Barry at December 15, 2021 02:07 AM (QzkSJ)
Harvey Korman lives on in the hearts and minds of us, the faithful. Tune into MeTV at 11PM every weeknight and see him on Carol Burnett. He is most often getting cracked up by Tim Conway's lunatic antics, that weren't in the script.
Fact: Carol was about to fire Harvey after the first season. He needed to get his act together. He did. The rest is history. He consolidated his feces well.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 15, 2021 02:09 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: JackStraw
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Disagreement is built into the AoSHQ Style Guide.
It's the personal invective and ad ad hominems that are regrettable. Please scroll past them.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 15, 2021 02:09 AM (SKXSf)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
Carol Burnett's rendition of Gone with the Wind is both hysterically accurate and a message for Our Times.
Posted by: Miklos ah say at December 15, 2021 02:12 AM (QzkSJ)
They set a Comedy Bar that has not since then, been bested. Frankly, their Best Of ought to be an AoS thing once a week, somewhere in the weekend threads.
Richard Pryor might've been the best INDIVIDUAL standup comic of our time. But the trio of Corman, Burnett and Conway. NO ONE is beating that combo, in any way shape or form. Ever.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 15, 2021 02:13 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: JackStraw
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Disagreement is built into the AoSHQ Style Guide.
It's the personal invective and ad ad hominems that are regrettable. Please scroll past them.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 15, 2021 02:09 AM (SKXSf)
/looks around for Rosenstein's dropping Nuclear Weps on corruption....
Oh... wait... never mind. He was the guy in charge of the Russia Collusion investigation... that did not even find that the DEMOCRATS started the whole damn thing. He was in CHARGE of Mueller.
But I guess... #TwoWeeks.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 15, 2021 02:14 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: J. Beauregard Sessions at December 15, 2021 02:18 AM (QzkSJ)
I've tried to answer you 4 times but this comment section blows.
I think we mostly agree, and I don't give a fuck what he looks like.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2021 02:18 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: JackStraw
Peace and Good Sailing.
Posted by: Miklos, lubber of land at December 15, 2021 02:20 AM (QzkSJ)
Like the grey boxes, often watched to mute the white noise of the world. Refreshingly free of politics.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * 21rst century schizoid hominid at December 15, 2021 02:20 AM (rcvWN)
Jim
I liked Conway's Mr. Tudball.
The accent was a fun mix, as I heard it, of Swedish and Hungarian.
Posted by: Miklos, preparing a Hungarian Smörgåsbord at December 15, 2021 02:23 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 15, 2021 02:14 AM (oHd/0)
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All of that is illustrative of a corrupt, dysfunctional government.
Being walked through the byzantine clockworks of how our government is supposed to work is an entirely different thing.
The emotional response to the trauma of corruption is difficult to separate from how things are supposed to work. But they should be separated.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 15, 2021 02:23 AM (SKXSf)
While Harvey wasn't in this, see this "Siamese elephants" bit Tim Conway did (ad-libbing the whole mess) in a "Eunice sketch" (which became Mama's Family).
In some outtakes, you'll hear Vicki Lawrence as Mama, ask aloud, "is that little asshole through?"
The Siamese elephants were joined at the trunk, you see.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 15, 2021 02:24 AM (Mzdiz)
Sink Los Angeles!
https://tinyurl.com/24hwk45p
Posted by: Miklos laughs at the very recollection at December 15, 2021 02:26 AM (QzkSJ)
Mrs-uh Wiggins. I heard Carol talking about skirt her costume guy rigged for that, too tight to make her walk like that, and stick her butt out.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 15, 2021 02:26 AM (Mzdiz)
Yet, we love their comedy, and embrace what we know of their souls.
This is a lesson LOST to today's "personages", and I'll damn sure not call them celebreties. Who the fuck celebrates them, anyway? Me, I only note their obituaries, in passing.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
/hasta la nite nite, horde! /zzzzz
Posted by: Jim at December 15, 2021 02:27 AM (QzJWU)
They had a skit with Mrs. Tudball, played by Vicki. I think it's on Youtube. She's doing the female version of Mr. Tudball. It's a hoot.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 15, 2021 02:27 AM (Mzdiz)
I've watched this many times. Never fails to make me crack up. Those are really the best moments, when the cast cannot keep it together in the face of one of the other's antics.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 15, 2021 02:27 AM (QU5/8)
There is also a good one where Carol gets Conway back for the Siamese elephants bit, ad-libbing a bit of her own off script to get Tim all messed up.
"They blew each other's brains out", she said.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 15, 2021 02:35 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 15, 2021 02:36 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at December 15, 2021 02:39 AM (rDgjh)
I remember watching Carol Burnett, first run, as a child in the '70s. Saturday nights.
That was truly "must see TV". You had Archie Bunker, Mary Tyler Moor, Bob Newhart, and then Carol.
CBS, IIRC. I think MASH was in that lineup as well. People would stay at home to watch that lineup, rather than go out.
It was on Saturday, so I got to stay up late and watch it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 15, 2021 02:43 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miklos, handing the keys over to Gravity at December 15, 2021 02:47 AM (QzkSJ)
Thinking back, there have been about only three comedy acts that have made me nearly piss myself. I mean literally falling on the floor laughing, and nearly losing urinary continence.
Those are "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad Mad World", Inspector Clouseau, and Carol Burnett.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 15, 2021 02:54 AM (Mzdiz)
I'm serious. I mean literally falling in the floor. You get to laughing so hard, your knees get weak, and down on the floor you go. And you realize that your urinary sphincter is affected as well.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 15, 2021 02:56 AM (Mzdiz)
There has only been one time, in the "real world" that I've been laughing so hard, that urinary continence became questionable.
I'm in middle school. It's the first of Dec.. There the annual state Farm Bureau convention in Myrtle Beach. A friend of mine and I discover that some arcade machines in the basement of the Myrtle Beach Hilton, will spit out a bunch of quarters, if you unplug and then plug them back in.
We get a shit-ton of quarters. We get to highest floors of the Hilton, which has an atrium. We start throwing some of those quarters down to hit the lobby floor. We observer various passer-by noting the quarters on the floor.
They look around, then step on the quarters. They wait until no one is looking, then pick up the quarters. THis is so funny, we're both falling on the floor. Later, we get some "Snap 'n' Pops", little things that go bang upon impact. We start throwing them down in time when someone steps on the quarter. They jump.
I did indeed let a little urine out and soil my undies at that. That gets hotel security out. That's not funny at the time. But it was funny afterwards.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 15, 2021 03:03 AM (Mzdiz)
We didn't get busted by hotel security. But a janitor or something had seen what we were doing. He came up and said, "Ya'll boys is having some fun, I see that. But if you keep it up, you gone get in trouble. So ya'll best just ease on outta here. I ain't gonna tell, but get ya'll's butt outta here!"
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 15, 2021 03:07 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Zettai at December 15, 2021 01:19 AM
Nope. Florida bill:
"(3) DESIGNATION OF ATHLETIC TEAMS OR SPORTS.--
(a) Interscholastic, intercollegiate, intramural, or club athletic teams or sports that are sponsored by a public secondary school or public postsecondary institution must be expressly designated as one of the following based on the biological sex at birth of team members: ..."
Posted by: Chuck C at December 15, 2021 03:15 AM (EughT)
Posted by: m at December 15, 2021 03:44 AM (PfCJx)
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Did you mean gender or sex?
Posted by: Ciampino at December 15, 2021 05:07 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 10:34 PM
Orange.
Yep, pretty sure it rhymes with orange.
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melange rhymes with orange, if pronounced in a Frenchie way .... (says Inspector Closeau).
Posted by: Ciampino at December 15, 2021 05:27 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino at December 15, 2021 05:33 PM (qfLjt)
An electric powered generator would be the bee's knees.
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Thi is just as good
https://tinyurl.com/2p8t5fn8
Posted by: Ciampino at December 15, 2021 06:18 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: runner
Now come up with something in English that rhymes with 'orange.' PLEASE!
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'ginger' GINGER rhymes with orange, well from a wavelength point of view .....!
Posted by: Ciampino at December 15, 2021 06:25 PM (qfLjt)
ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and
it pinched her ear. She never wants to go back!
LoL I know this is complestely off topic but I had to tell someone!
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Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)