The LA School District Is Now Bribing Children With Pizza to Consent to a Vaccine Jab -- and Telling Them Not to Tell Their Parents About It, So They Don't Get "In Trouble"

As John Ekdahl said: "If this happened to my kid, I'd be in jail."

But why aren't these people in jail?

Why are we allowing these radical activists free access to indoctrinate, medically experiment on, and sexually groom our children?

A school in LA gave students the vaccine without their parent’s permission after they bribed the students with pizza and told them not to tell their parents: pic.twitter.com/NMNpL5w3FE
— Libs of Tik Tok (@libsoftiktok) December 7, 2021

John Sexton loses his usual good sense to bend over way to far in the interests of supposed fairness to a teacher who was caught repeatedly indoctrinating student in strident leftwing positions -- and who continued doing so, even after warned by the school board.

Sexton is trying to be "fair" to the teacher by urging "leeway" for teachers' free speech in the classroom -- but they have very little. They are not speaking in their private capacity as citizens -- they are speaking as paid employees of the government, and hence paid agents, indirectly, of the citizenry, to do a job we're telling them to do, and telling them how to do.

They are not at liberty to just teach "whatever the Muse tells them to teach each day."

And frankly: I don't have free speech in my fucking life outside my job. But teachers are to have near-absolute free speech in the performance of their 8 to 3 jobs -- government jobs! -- teaching our children!?

One of the top stories at the Washington Post today is this piece about a teacher named Matthew Hawn who was fired for teaching his class about “white privilege.” Actually, the argument here is really over whether or not Hawn was teaching the topic, i.e. offering it as one perspective, or just telling students to adopt his own progressive viewpoint on political issues. In the end, the school decided it was the latter and he was fired.
Regular readers will know I’m always hesitant whenever someone is getting fired over their political opinions. That’s a double-edged sword that, once endorsed, can do do damage to a lot of people. Even so, in this case I’m hard pressed not to see a teacher who had really abandoned any pretense of objectivity.
Hawn teaches a class on contemporary issues which is meant to discuss things that are happening now. After the shootings in Kenosha by Kyle Rittenhouse, Hawn pointed to Rittenhouse as an example of white privilege.
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“My question to you, and this is going to be a tough one,” Hawn said to his class on Aug. 27, 2020, “is how is that not a definition of White privilege?”
Tired after a long day of hybrid teaching, Hawn accidentally uploaded the video to the folder for his personal finance students, where a parent spotted it. The parent immediately contacted Sullivan County administrators to complain.
That description doesn’t really do any justice to what Hawn actually said. The Post does include video of this statement which seems a lot more strident and misleading.

I’ll go ahead an say it. There’s no really arguing this or debating this. This is white privilege is what it looks like. That kid right there. Whenever you can fire into a crowd of people and kill people and then you can walk to the police without fear of being shot back, that is the definition of privilege, of white privilege. It’s awful. These aren’t isolated incidents. This has been happening to African-Americans for 400 years.

In January he assigned a Ta-Nehisi Coates essay to his class in which the author blames Trump’s election on racism. He was reprimanded and appealed the reprimand claiming he had planned to introduce other reading into the discussion. But ultimately the school board upheld the reprimand. Then, just a few weeks later Derek Chauvin was convicted for the murder of George Floyd and Hawn was asked what it would have meant if Chauvin had been acquitted. Instead of answering in his own words, Hawn pulled up a video clip about white privilege.
Hawn decided to let the poet Kyla Jenée Lacey speak. He clicked to YouTube.
Jones and several other students in the class later said they remember a group of White boys throwing up their hands in anger during the poem.
“The video is definitely very confrontational and doesn’t sugarcoat, the point of it is to be in-your-face-harsh,” said a White 18-year-old in the class, who spoke on the condition of anonymity for fear of backlash from her conservative family. “I think that’s what really upset the boys.”
One of those boys complained to administrators, his classmates said. Within two weeks, Hawn was fired.
Again, you won’t really get a sense of what Hawn was promoting by reading the Post story. Here’s the video he apparently showed the class (contains some NSFW language):

Should he have been fired for assigning the Coates reading or showing the video clip? My own take is that teachers should be given a lot of leeway in class. But in this case it seems that Hawn wasn’t really presenting anything like a range of viewpoints to his students. It’s just one leftist diatribe after another with him directly telling students in some cases that there’s no discussion. Hawn himself, when he appealed his firing this summer seemed to belatedly acknowledge that how he taught the class wasn’t really appropriate.

Again, Sexton is offering what he feels is "fairness" here which is inappropriate.

I think people are very confused on this issue, so let me unconfuse people:

We have an individual right to speech, which is supposed to be absolute.

There is also something that can be called "collective speech." Collective speech is the speech we make together, as when we decide, collectively, to put up a statue in a public park.

Collective, "corporate speech" -- "corporate" in the sense that it's "of the collective body," of the corporate whole -- is by its nature politically shaped, subject to the editing and frankly censorship of the group.

Obviously, this is group speech and no individual has an absolute right to control its content, because how could one person have a veto right over the group?

Now I disagree with a city deciding to pull down a statue of Thomas Jefferson -- but I have no doubt that the city has the right to make that decision as part of its collective speech. They take a vote on it, they politically decide what their collective speech is.

Collective speech is rarely the best, most interesting, or truest speech, because, well, it's decided by a group of people which is made up of, let's face it, >50% idiots and >10% degenerates.

But still, it is what it is: A lot of public speech is collective speech, and collective speech, unlike individual speech, is subject to public monitoring and public editing and public censorship and public debate.

My -- your -- our -- individual speech isn't. Or shouldn't be, and didn't used to be.

But our collective speech has always been subject to pressure from the group and majority rules. (Or, as if often the case: rule by an animated and loud minority.)

Confusion over this critical distinction results in our applying the rules of collective speech to individual speech -- and insisting that the Group should have censorship and veto rights over individual speech -- while also insisting that collective speech, which is what teachers have when they show up for their government jobs to teach kids mandated by law to appear before them, have free speech rights to argue indirectly with the kids' conservative parents about what the HuffPo told them was on FoxNews last night.

(Anyone who watches Libs of Tik Tok knows this is what animate 99% of leftwing activists teachers -- they're angry about what they're leftwing "news sources" on Twitter like Jezebel and HuffPo and Daily Beast them "the right" is doing, and they're attempting to get revenge on their evil conservative parents of their imagination by going after their children and "converting" them. Some are pretty explicit in straight-up admitting this motive.)

What teachers are supposed to teach in class, and what they are allowed to teach in class, is collective speech, not individual speech.

Telemarketers do not have "free speech rights" when they're delivering the boss's pitch to potential customers on the phone.

These are not fucking college professors. They are not doing original research here, guys. I'm pretty sure that we've plumbed the full mysteries of the bowtie method.

And people aren't seeking them out of their own free volition. Kids are forced into these specific schools due to the happenstance of where they lived, and forced to attend classes taught by these teachers based on an automated classroom assignment system.

When kids are forced to be in a classroom, the teachers' rights to free speech diminish.

The kids' have rights too, don't they?

Weird how all that CRT training about "power dynamics" and "unearned privilege" goes right out the window when it's a leftwing teacher with control over a student's grades and therefore over his future earnings telling a student what he is required to believe.

These are our children, not theirs. We are now in the bizarre position where parents' control over their children is doubted and questioned and highly disputed by the state, whereas teachers' control is assumed.

This is not a free speech issue. They are being paid to say what we tell them to say in class.

We don't have free speech in our lives outside the classroom, but inside the classroom, where our children are mandated by law to be present, which we are compelled by law to fund with our taxes, they live in a bubble of nigh-absolute free speech?

This is madness. This is MADNESS.

Fire every single one of them and make them re-apply and re-interview for their jobs, and hire back about 40% of them. Open the hiring pool to non-holders of the crap Education degrees and get some quality non-activist Actual Teachers in there.

And end tenure -- forever. Pass a fucking constitutional amendment to kill it dead.

Posted by: Ace at 01:48 PM

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at December 08, 2021 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)

2 Welcome back, Ace.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at December 08, 2021 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)

3 Sponge!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2021 01:47 PM (m+jkK)

4 What the fuck already? There is way too much "don't tell your parents" shit going on.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 08, 2021 01:48 PM (Ez6QX)

5 Not to my grands.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 08, 2021 01:49 PM (axyOa)

6 The school where the pizza thing happened?

Barack Obama Global Prep Academy

I shit you not. The simulation is doing a HUGE stage wink at us right now.

Posted by: blaster at December 08, 2021 01:50 PM (mbFEM)

7 1 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge

Now that is actually an oddity... SPONGE is first!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 08, 2021 01:50 PM (iMZHt)

8 "Don't tell your parents" is ALWAYS code for "there's some Child Abuse going on here".

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 08, 2021 01:50 PM (trdmm)

9 At this point anyone with their kids in public schools is pretty much guilty of child abuse and likes it that way.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2021 01:50 PM (KZzsI)

10 Pizza!?...You ain't gettin' off that cheap...what else you got?

Posted by: BignJames at December 08, 2021 01:50 PM (AwYPR)

11 The Marxists are evil

Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 08, 2021 01:50 PM (ewHhb)

12 How many kids are they going to kill with the vaccines?

Posted by: Max Power at December 08, 2021 01:50 PM (Hucnr)

13 But you need to get a freaking parent's permit for a GD aspirin, right?

Evil shits would look good in a fire.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 08, 2021 01:51 PM (wAnMi)

14 How many kids are they going to kill with the vaccines?
Posted by: Max Power at December 08, 2021 01:50 PM (Hucnr)

As many as it takes.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at December 08, 2021 01:51 PM (Zz0t1)

15 Some people still don't get that we're at war. They don't want to, they'll fight that realization until they're being buried in a shallow grave.

Fight. Fight back with all of the tools available too you. Deplatform the deplatformers, gatekeep the gatekeepers, kneecap the kneecappers.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 08, 2021 01:51 PM (V6f9+)

16 Top 10, or content mistake...

Posted by: Greyman27 at December 08, 2021 01:51 PM (RKLPC)

17 What price will be paid in this world for these actions, knowing how dangerous the shot is for kids and how they don't even need it?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2021 01:51 PM (KZzsI)

18 The GOP, first to war against 3rd world shitholes but cowering in fear from the teacher unions for 40 years

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 08, 2021 01:52 PM (ZZK0E)

19 I saw a post a few days ago about all the D I E people being hired in one midwest state. They are legion, for they are many.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 01:52 PM (Fq1gB)

20 Evil shits would look good in a fire.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 08, 2021 01:51 PM (wAnMi)

*Subscribed*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 08, 2021 01:52 PM (V6f9+)

21 "Bribing Children With Pizza to Consent to a Vaccine Jab"

So the main thing that irks me about this is: why are the kids selling themselves out so cheap? Jeez, at least hold out for $100, $500, something like that. Kids eat pizza ten times a week; how can it be so tempting, when they're already stuffed with it?

Posted by: gp Fixed His Cap Key at December 08, 2021 01:52 PM (qpX6U)

22 One day, they are going to mess with the wrong person's child and you're going to see people stapled to telephone polls and lit on fire, feet first.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 08, 2021 01:52 PM (VpIIl)

23 I'll take a jab for an Ocean Front Mansion on Martha's Vineyard. I can be bought, too.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 08, 2021 01:52 PM (J7wri)

24 Fire every single one of them and make them re-apply and re-interview for their jobs, and hire back about 40% of them. Open the hiring pool to non-holders of the crap Education degrees and get some quality non-activist Actual Teachers in there.

And end tenure -- forever. Pass a fucking constitutional amendment to kill it dead.
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This doesn't go nearly too far enough.

Public education is irreparably broken. Just end. Close all the school districts. Every single one of them, across the country. Fire everyone, auction off the physical plant and close up shop. Replace the entire thing with a voucher equal to 80% of per-pupil spending in 2019 and subject every student to standardized testing in the primary subjects and make any private school that doesn't maintain an 80% pass rate ineligible to receive vouchers but otherwise have no restrictions or certification.

Will shit be chaotic for several years? Yeah. Will some people fall through the cracks? Yeah. Is that acceptable? Yeah. We'll figure it out. Public school systems are a failed model that cannot be repaired. Just end it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 01:52 PM (DU+/6)

25 Not to my grands.
Posted by: Diogenes

I will ROCK prison orange.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 01:53 PM (g4EaB)

26 All of your children are ours.

Posted by: Czech Chick at December 08, 2021 01:53 PM (Ypbog)

27 Holy shit, there's a vehicle stuck on rocks at the brink of Niagara Falls.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 08, 2021 01:53 PM (Bmy3R)

28 FUCKS GIVEN: zero point zero

You voted for this LA. Now you get it good and hard. Fuck you, WAR!

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 08, 2021 01:53 PM (OalnH)

29 I would find out who gave the shot and torture them.

Then I would find out who told my kid not to tell me and make them watch.

I would tell you how it ends, but Bob is likely watching.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at December 08, 2021 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)

30 Inject this chemical into children.

That was
never
ever
tested.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 08, 2021 01:53 PM (e6I/s)

31 We could...and maybe should... eliminate tenure.
Then a Woke hiring process would achieve complete hegemony over the school's hive mind.

It would look like the California legislature.

Posted by: torabora at December 08, 2021 01:53 PM (U0p6D)

32 There is only one real way for a teacher to get fired: Sex with a student.

Drinking and drugs aren't even grounds for automatic dismissal.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 08, 2021 01:53 PM (uFeUt)

33 Barack Obama Global Prep Academy

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Is this a public school the kiddies are assigned to based on address? If so, the parent should file a lawsuit and drain that school dry. If it's some special kind of school they were "lucky" enough to enroll their kid in, or worse, a private school they actually pay $$ for, then oh well. You should've known what you were getting into.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 08, 2021 01:53 PM (sVtYq)

34 2 Welcome back, Ace.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at December 08, 2021 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)

the ass kissing portion of the program begins at comment 100

Posted by: The Management at December 08, 2021 01:54 PM (us2H3)

35 Los Angeles. I have looked high and low. I have looked inside and out. I have searched the car, the shop, the bathroom and the crack of my ass, and I just cannot find any fucks to give.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 08, 2021 01:54 PM (o2MD2)

36 Next he will be bribing them with Thai lady boys.

They can have it either way.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 08, 2021 01:54 PM (EhNeH)

37 Don't forget that girls are getting IUDs put in place and other types of birth control without parents being notified that, hey, we've just given your daughter something that can cause her to have a stroke (among other things).

On the teaching front, elementary and middle school and junior high and high school teachers truly do seem to think that the are at the pinnacle of education, not the very lowest parts. There is no way that eighth graders have the intellectual capacity to comprehend CRT or pick your own pet intellectual topic. Maybe, maybe, a few exceptional high school seniors can but even then, it's all going to be regurgitating to get a grade.

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at December 08, 2021 01:54 PM (mf5HN)

38 The LA School District Is Now Bribing Children With Pizza to Consent to a Vaccine Jab -- and Telling Them Not to Tell Their Parents About It, So They Don't Get "In Trouble"
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The teachers meant, of course, so that *they* don't get into trouble.

And yes, they should be in jail. Children held in thrall to adults who make arbitrary medical decisions on their behalf with the consent of neither the child nor the child's legal guardians (that is, the child's parents) are behaving in a manner distinguishable only in effect - though not in basic philosophy - from Mengle or the butchers at Unit 731. I am not being hyperbolic and I do not think it is an unfair comparison. Those people were monsters and so are these people. The only difference is one of severity rather than basic motivation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 01:55 PM (DU+/6)

39 Just when I think Pizzagate no longer matters, the name is relevant again.

Seriously, if you send your kid to Barack Obama Academy in Los Angeles, I am out of fucks to give. You may as well buy them "The Joys of Tranny Gangbangs 23" for their ninth birthday.

Posted by: trev006 at December 08, 2021 01:55 PM (jCJ2M)

40 Bonk bonk on tha head

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 08, 2021 01:55 PM (vuisn)

41
Names, tar, feathers ...
... obtained and applied in that order.

Enough of this shit.

It is time to demarcate boundaries and enforce them.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 08, 2021 01:55 PM (3l5Yq)

42 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 01:52 PM (DU+/6)

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Your entire post is newsletter worthy. I agree with every word.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 08, 2021 01:55 PM (sVtYq)

43 How many kids are they going to kill with the vaccines?

**

The stats I saw as of three days ago was, out of 25M 5-11 year olds, just over 4M had been given the shot.

Even lots of crazy pro-virus people know deep down inside that they f*cked up and they're not going to inject their children.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 08, 2021 01:55 PM (e6I/s)

44 How many kids are they going to kill with the vaccines?
Posted by: Max Power at December 08, 2021 01:50 PM (Hucnr)

Hard to tell with such a massive misinformation psy/op what is true, but I've seen medical docs saying that strokes in 8 year old kids aren't unusual. I'm sure heart attacks in 11 year olds is something we've only just noticed and has been happening for hundreds of years.

So much BS from both sides I hate it - and hate having to sit on the sidelines watching. What does seem apparent is they've "tailored" the drug for kids, whatever the hell that means. And it doesn't sound good. What ever happened to an immune system?

I saw a list of what is common to vaccinate kids with these days, and I had no idea. At all. Me? Polio. That was it. I never caught any childhood diseases, but all my friends certainly did. Now they're given drugs for things I've never even heard of.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 08, 2021 01:55 PM (wAnMi)

45 Gotta point out that conservative or Christian speech in the classroom is seriously frowned upon. So no, teachers don't have free speech. They are only allowed to freely say what the Marxists want them to say.

Posted by: Emmie at December 08, 2021 01:55 PM (6RgRK)

46 There is only one real way for a teacher to get fired: Sex with a student.

Drinking and drugs aren't even grounds for automatic dismissal.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 08, 2021 01:53 PM

You must be new here.

Posted by: NY State Teachers Unions at December 08, 2021 01:56 PM (m+jkK)

47 Are we talking crappy square pizza. Most of the students are no longer human anyway. Who cares.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 08, 2021 01:56 PM (LtGlA)

48 >>> Holy shit, there's a vehicle stuck on rocks at the brink of Niagara Falls.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 08, 2021 01:53 PM (Bmy3R)

How'd that even happen? Is there flooding?

Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 01:56 PM (Fq1gB)

49 How about a Horde Field Trip?

Posted by: rd at December 08, 2021 01:56 PM (Z32m1)

50 >>I'll take a jab for an Ocean Front Mansion on Martha's Vineyard. I can be bought, too.

Hold out for Nantucket. You'll like the neighbors better.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2021 01:56 PM (ZLI7S)

51 But why aren't these people in jail?

Why are we allowing these radical activists free access to indoctrinate, medically experiment on, and sexually groom our children?

Because, as a commenter pointed out on another thread yesterday, Ace, there are no physical consequences for doing these things. Look at the 'pizza shot' story - rather than charging into the school and turning the nurse, the principal and superintendent into statistics, the mother more or less excuses the school, shrugging her shoulders and whining that she should have been given the right to refuse.

If the DoJ is going to label parents as domestic terrorists, then perhaps it's time to embrace the label in all of its ramifications.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 08, 2021 01:56 PM (2JVJo)

52 Holy shit, there's a vehicle stuck on rocks at the brink of Niagara Falls.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 08, 2021 01:53 PM (Bmy3R)

Oy! Can we spare The Barrell for a few minutes?

Posted by: BignJames at December 08, 2021 01:56 PM (AwYPR)

53 Ich tested ze vaxzine on das beagles!
Most are guut.

Posted by: Dr. Josef Fauci at December 08, 2021 01:56 PM (U0p6D)

54 Don'the tell your parents is a huge red flag for grooming for exploitation.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 08, 2021 01:56 PM (ZMraq)

55 The schools are grooming kids. But we knew that.

Posted by: flounder at December 08, 2021 01:57 PM (SH2Zi)

56 What kind of pizza was it? Was it that bread pizza they made in the cafeteria? Cut into rectangles?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 08, 2021 01:57 PM (UuD2k)

57 >>>47 Are we talking crappy square pizza.

HUSH YOURSELF!!!

Sicilian pizza is awesome!

And rectangular pizza, like Ellios, is also awesome!

Now the schools do serve a cheap and not very good Ellios knock-off but whatever, it's still okay.

Posted by: ace at December 08, 2021 01:57 PM (0G13K)

58 Holy shit, there's a vehicle stuck on rocks at the brink of Niagara Falls.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 08, 2021 01:53 PM (Bmy3R)

The aquacar drives again!

Posted by: Archer at December 08, 2021 01:57 PM (gmo/4)

59 These evil fuckers deserve to burn in hell.

I'm more and more against sending either kid back to public school, ever, and frankly I'm looking askance at most private schools too.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 08, 2021 01:57 PM (8548M)

60 Holy shit, there's a vehicle stuck on rocks at the brink of Niagara Falls.
Posted by: Guy Smiley

F'n Thelma!

Posted by: Louise at December 08, 2021 01:57 PM (g4EaB)

61 You must be new here.

Posted by: NY State Teachers Unions at December 08, 2021 01:56 PM (m+jkK)

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CA holds teachers to a higher standard than NY?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 08, 2021 01:57 PM (uFeUt)

62 Hold out for Nantucket. You'll like the neighbors better.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2021 01:56 PM (ZLI7S)

I once knew a man from there...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 08, 2021 01:58 PM (V6f9+)

63 From the earlier post:

400 Ace is either writing a legendary post or taking a nap.
Posted by: lowandslow at December 08, 2021 01:25 PM (4thlk)

I guess this post answers that question.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 08, 2021 01:58 PM (rHH18)

64
Don'the tell your parents is a huge red flag for grooming for exploitation.
Posted by: Kindltot

Exactly this.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 08, 2021 01:58 PM (3l5Yq)

65 The LAUSD and their medical goon squad need to be curb-stomped into the multitudes of the unemployed.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 08, 2021 01:58 PM (BPuaD)

66 After the shootings in Kenosha by Kyle Rittenhouse, Hawn pointed to Rittenhouse as an example of white privilege.
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So was OJ Simpson's acquittal after murdering two white people an example of black privilege?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2021 01:58 PM (GRbI+)

67 They'll segment the kid-vaccine-bribe market. Offer footballs to the jock kids, books to the poindexters, clove cigs to the goths, designer sneer-cream to the mean girls.

Posted by: gp Fixed His Cap Key at December 08, 2021 01:58 PM (qpX6U)

68 Those kids sold themselves cheap. I'm surprised they didn't hold out for money or the latest electronic toy. Or expensive sneakers. Or shiny bling.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at December 08, 2021 01:58 PM (SRRAx)

69 How'd that even happen? Is there flooding?
Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 01:56 PM (Fq1gB)

No idea yet - looks like it's broken in 2 pieces. A car can't fall into the upper river, so as to be broken up, but it could have been broken up just being dashed against the rocks.

Does not look good for any survivors. But I have to state the obvious - it's probably a suicide attempt. Most people just jump over.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 08, 2021 01:59 PM (Bmy3R)

70 I was talking with a friend yesterday - he and his wife had an argument because he told his kids to watch out that the school district might try and give them the clot shot on the sly and the wife said that was "crazy conspiracy" talk.

Guess I'll send this over to him to see if he can make his wife read the story.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2021 01:59 PM (ESjRY)

71 Fauci hasn't even owned up to being one of the devils children. He pretends to be Italic.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 08, 2021 01:59 PM (LtGlA)

72 Fight. Fight back with all of the tools available too you. Deplatform the deplatformers, gatekeep the gatekeepers, kneecap the kneecappers.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

This^

Sexton is clinging to the quaint notion that it's just about the marketplace of ideas, nothing that a vigorous debate wouldn't fix.

But we're at the point now where it's not about principles but about power. Lefties grock that. Who has the power, dictates the principles.

Posted by: Hands at December 08, 2021 01:59 PM (786Ro)

73 No way I'm letting the lunch lady give me a shot.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 08, 2021 01:59 PM (UuD2k)

74 >>>There is no way that eighth graders have the intellectual capacity to comprehend CRT or pick your own pet intellectual topic....

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at December 08, 2021 01:54 PM (mf5HN)
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Doesn't matter if they intellectually understand it.
What matters is that it's invested into their psyche.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 08, 2021 02:00 PM (EhNeH)

75 The schools are grooming kids. But we knew that.
Posted by: flounder at December 08, 2021 01:57 PM (SH2Zi)
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The schools forcibly medicate kids. The Vax is just the most recent round, but they've been doing it for years in the name of "ADHD" - albeit they used to do it by strong-arming parents into consenting to it rather than just bypassing them. The schools groom kids into sexual depravity. The schools corrupt kids as a matter course. The schools fail to teach kids skills *or* knowledge.

And they do it at all constantly accelerating real financial costs that still managed to be dwarfed by the cultural and moral costs of what they do.

The schools must be dismantled. Lots of people belong in prison, but even if not a single person goes to jail, the schools must be ended.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 02:00 PM (DU+/6)

76 Perhaps it's way past time for all real American people, normal Americans, with kids in school to sit them down very early on. They need to be told often about what they're going to encounter in the classroom, and make them aware of it. Give them the tools to not fall prey to any of the garbage being churned out. What to be on the lookout for, etc. How to handle certain situations.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 08, 2021 02:00 PM (sVtYq)

77 After the shootings in Kenosha by Kyle Rittenhouse, Hawn pointed to Rittenhouse as an example of white privilege.

Only in Soviet America is it a sign of white supremacy for a white guy to be able to claim self defense when other white guys are trying to murder him.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2021 02:00 PM (ESjRY)

78 If the DoJ is going to label parents as domestic terrorists, then perhaps it's time to embrace the label in all of its ramifications.

I agree with this. However the majority of parents use the public school system as daycare. As long as Jane and Timmy are not a pain in the ass to mom and/or dad when they come home from school, all is well.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 08, 2021 02:00 PM (BFigT)

79 the ass kissing portion of the program begins at comment 100
Posted by: The Management at December 08, 2021 01:54 PM (us2H3)

Do we get to pick the ass?
We haven't had a Demi Rose pictorial for a while.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 08, 2021 02:00 PM (V6f9+)

80 the ass kissing portion of the program begins at comment 100
Posted by: The Management at December 08, 2021 01:54 PM (us2H3)

-----
100, 101, whatever it takes

Posted by: 496 at December 08, 2021 02:00 PM (U1eOr)

81 At this point anyone with their kids in public schools is pretty much guilty of child abuse and likes it that way.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Piss off. We have ZERO private schools in our county. The only one in the area is in the Peoples Socialist Utopia of Bloomington. I cannot and will not cart my kid thirty miles one way to that freak show every fucking day. I can't afford it either. Home school you say? My daughter is in honors geometry and chemistry, she is also able to take dual credit classes. That means advanced enough to get college credit for the class. Our little county school isn't infested with woke shitheads. The teachers live in the small town where they work and they deal with parents when they go to church or shopping or anything really.
Don't fucking dare call me a child abuser again.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 08, 2021 02:00 PM (Vxu+H)

82 Schools out forever!

Alice knew what he was signing about.

Posted by: Archer at December 08, 2021 02:00 PM (gmo/4)

83 And end tenure -- forever. Pass a fucking constitutional amendment to kill it dead.

A fucking men to that.

Teachers unions need to burn on the pyre with the alphabet agencies. I'm just glad I don't have kids today, because I'm not the best letter writer as is, and wouldn't like having to trade a pack of Winstons for stationery and a pen.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 08, 2021 02:01 PM (wAnMi)

84 I love how a white guy shooting 2 other white guys is a sign of white privilige.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 08, 2021 02:01 PM (OalnH)

85 If the DoJ is going to label parents as domestic terrorists, then perhaps it's time to embrace the label in all of its ramifications.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 08, 2021 01:56 PM (2JVJo)

Gasp. There are 3.6 million teachers in America. That's more than half of six million. How dare you, sir. How dare you.

Posted by: trev006 at December 08, 2021 02:01 PM (jCJ2M)

86 100, 101, whatever it takes
Posted by: 496 at December 08, 2021 02:00 PM (U1eOr)

Heh.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 08, 2021 02:02 PM (rHH18)

87 Alice Cooper was pro homeschool. Who knew.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 08, 2021 02:02 PM (LtGlA)

88 If you can't abort them preborn get them while their still in school

Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 08, 2021 02:02 PM (ewHhb)

89 How is that not criminal battery against the kids? Kids are legally incapable of giving consent to medical procedures like needle injections. That's why for every medical procedure for kids there's parental consent forms to sign. And it's not even just "kids" -- it's anyone younger than the "age of majority" (contractual consent), which in most states is 18. This is straight-up criminal battery. Everyone involved in this should be arrested and prosecuted.

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 08, 2021 02:02 PM (iFTx/)

90 And end tenure -- forever. Pass a fucking constitutional amendment to kill it dead.

___

We will need a 75 seat majority in the senate first. Please send $100 ASAP so we can fight for your values!
- GOPe

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 08, 2021 02:02 PM (OalnH)

91 ... Sexton is clinging to the quaint notion that it's just about the marketplace of ideas, nothing that a vigorous debate wouldn't fix. ...
Posted by: Hands at December 08, 2021 01:59 PM (786Ro)
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This is the worst kind of foolishness.

Where the government is involved, the marketplace is not. Period. Not in ideas, not in goods, not in money, not in any respect. Where the government operates, coercion rules, not debate and certainly not merit.

Sexton clearly needs to remember the simple axiom that everything the government does necessarily reduces liberty and thus to maximize liberty government must be minimized.

Schools are ideal place to make some gains in minimization.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 02:02 PM (DU+/6)

92 >>> On the teaching front, elementary and middle school and junior high and high school teachers truly do seem to think that the are at the pinnacle of education, not the very lowest parts. There is no way that eighth graders have the intellectual capacity to comprehend CRT or pick your own pet intellectual topic. Maybe, maybe, a few exceptional high school seniors can but even then, it's all going to be regurgitating to get a grade.

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at December 08, 2021 01:54 PM (mf5HN)

The teachers are obviously not mature enough to understand human dynamics and their complex relationships, how could their victims be any better. At this point, teaching anything but straight history, science, and english should be abandoned. Sending kids out into the world with nothing else and allowing them to figure it out for themselves would be an improvement. A vast improvement.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 02:02 PM (Fq1gB)

93 Willowed again... *sighs*

228 (from the previous thread)/Joe Mannix (Not a cop!): And I have never been able to find it since. One of these days, I am going to try to re-create the trip and spend a couple of weeks wending my way through southern Ohio to see if I can find it.

"Willoughby! Next stop is Willoughby!"

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 08, 2021 02:02 PM (nRMeC)

94
But we're at the point now where it's not about principles but about power. Lefties grock that. Who has the power, dictates the principles.

Of course to extend that, the left really doesn't have any principles anyway.

Ask your average leftist in 2018 if the President has to the power to forcibly inject a gene therapy into every man women and child. Does anyone think they'd say..."sure Trump can clearly go ahead and do that"? Because I know what they'd say, "TRUMP IS HITLER!"

And yet here we are and they are endorsing it.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2021 02:02 PM (ESjRY)

95 "how is that not a definition of white privilege?"

I realize many many public teachers are quite stupid, and ignorant, but how can such delusional nonsense be spoken anywhere, much less a school?

This society is SO dumbed down that the equivalent of Nazi "racial science" is now considered anything but idiotic racist poison by institutions and an enormous % of the populace.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 08, 2021 02:03 PM (OTzUX)

96 Burn it down. Salt the earth.

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 08, 2021 02:03 PM (FlcKG)

97 "We got no class, and we got no principles...we can't even think of a word that rhymes!" is the most punk lyric ever written.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 08, 2021 02:03 PM (Bmy3R)

98 Any teacher that fills my kid's head up with right wing nonsense is getting shot, accidentally.

Posted by: Alec "Trickshot" Baldwin at December 08, 2021 02:03 PM (ALrw1)

99 Perhaps it's way past time for all real American people, normal Americans, with kids in school to sit them down very early on. They need to be told often about what they're going to encounter in the classroom, and make them aware of it. Give them the tools to not fall prey to any of the garbage being churned out. What to be on the lookout for, etc. How to handle certain situations.
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 08, 2021 02:00 PM (sVtYq)
++++
My dad did this with me. In the 90s. When things were comparatively sane.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 02:03 PM (DU+/6)

100 the ass kissing portion of the program begins at comment 100
Posted by: The Management

Do we get to pick the ass?
We haven't had a Demi Rose pictorial for a while.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards,

Cake girl.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 02:03 PM (g4EaB)

101 the best pizza in Dallas is at the Campisi's

and it is

rectangular

Posted by: REDACTED at December 08, 2021 02:04 PM (us2H3)

102
So was OJ Simpson's acquittal after murdering two white people an example of black privilege?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Reparations

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 08, 2021 02:04 PM (63Dwl)

103 And end tenure -- forever. Pass a fucking constitutional amendment to kill it dead.

DED !

Posted by: JT at December 08, 2021 02:04 PM (arJlL)

104 I knew a guy that was in such a small town, because he lived the furthest from the school, he had to be the bus driver.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 08, 2021 02:04 PM (UuD2k)

105 Don't fucking dare call me a child abuser again.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)

That was kinda uppity, wasn't it?
No, you are right, though. Got a SIL that is on a school board in a very rural area. They have a phenomenal school.

Posted by: MkY at December 08, 2021 02:04 PM (EVeeU)

106 Really Old and Busted: Stand up Against Rape!

Old and Busted: Well, it wasn't rape rape.

New Hotness: I'm going to needle rape you for your own good. You should really be thanking me.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2021 02:04 PM (ESjRY)

107 Ready the Saint Titus clones.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 08, 2021 02:04 PM (LtGlA)

108 Welcome back, Ace.
Posted by: Sponge -

Did he go somewhere ?

Posted by: JT at December 08, 2021 02:05 PM (arJlL)

109 101 the best pizza in Dallas is at the Campisi's

and it is

rectangular
Posted by: REDACTED at December 08, 2021 02:04 PM (us2H3)

That's like saying the best assless chaps are found in Salt Lake City.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 08, 2021 02:05 PM (UuD2k)

110 At this point anyone with their kids in public schools is pretty much guilty of child abuse and likes it that way.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

___

A bit harsh my good man. One of my kidlets is in a public school and it's a hell of a good one. I keep tabs on what The teachers provide their curriculum online for one and all to see. And like all education, parental involvement is key. I ask the kidlet what did you do today, what did you learn, what are you reading, etc.

I also live in a county where there would literally be buildings burned to the ground if anyone's kids were vaccinated against their will.

This isn't a public education issue. This is a public education IN LOS ANGELES issue. And yes I agree, if you send your kid to a govt school there, or SF or Seattle you are a shitty parent.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 08, 2021 02:05 PM (OalnH)

111 "Hey kid, let me show you something, don't tell your parents" used to get your ass kicked, in saner days.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 08, 2021 02:05 PM (OssQ4)

112 *thows CRT some Fauci cover*

Fauci Says It's "a Matter of When, Not If" the Definition of "Fully Vaccinated" Changes

Posted by: flounder at December 08, 2021 02:05 PM (SH2Zi)

113 108 Welcome back, Ace.
Posted by: Sponge -

Did he go somewhere ?
Posted by: JT at December 08, 2021 02:05 PM (arJlL)

EST conference

Posted by: REDACTED at December 08, 2021 02:05 PM (us2H3)

114 Old and Busted: Love is love...why do you care h8ters?!?

New Hotness: We are coming for your children. In both senses of the term.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2021 02:06 PM (ESjRY)

115 Madammayhem, it sounds like you are in a hard place. Have you looked at some home programs like the Ron Paul program, or any other?

Some of them havery tutoring from better profs than your district can offer

Posted by: Kindltot at December 08, 2021 02:06 PM (ZMraq)

116 The school where the pizza thing happened?

Barack Obama Global Prep Academy

I shit you not. The simulation is doing a HUGE stage wink at us right now.
Posted by: blaster

Is that a flower ?

A Shit You Not ?

Posted by: JT at December 08, 2021 02:06 PM (arJlL)

117 Why wouldn't left leaning but otherwise sane parents not object to this totalitarian evil?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 08, 2021 02:06 PM (ZjCis)

118 Public schools is one of the reasons I may sell my home and buy a small trailer house. Exorbitant property taxes bound for the school system just aren't worth it anymore.

It's becoming an anchor that takes away from my hard-earned security and invests it into a failing and harmful endeavor.

Posted by: I'm The Other White Meat at December 08, 2021 02:06 PM (Fs5vw)

119 Why wouldn't left leaning but otherwise sane parents not object to this totalitarian evil?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 08, 2021 02:06 PM (ZjCis)
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Fear.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 02:06 PM (DU+/6)

120 Wait are we talking about Cheese Pizza? Because I love me some cheese pizza

Posted by: Prince Andrew, Bill Clinton, George Mitchell, etc at December 08, 2021 02:06 PM (ESjRY)

121 >Why are we allowing these radical activists free access to indoctrinate, medically experiment on, and sexually groom our children?

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Because we're a conquered nation. This is what happens to the losers. Vae victis.

These "radical activitsts" are not outsiders. They're agents of the ruling class and their ideology is completely in line with the regime.

Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at December 08, 2021 02:07 PM (0Uf+z)

122
Do we get to pick the ass?
We haven't had a Demi Rose pictorial for a while.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 08, 2021 02:00 PM (V6f9+)

She seems.....well.....odd.....

https://tinyurl.com/bd3um5zm

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at December 08, 2021 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)

123 Hold out for Nantucket. You'll like the neighbors better.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2021 01:56 PM (ZLI7S)

Yeah, there's less of them.

Posted by: Mainah at December 08, 2021 02:07 PM (B+qrE)

124 At this point anyone with their kids in public schools is pretty much guilty of child abuse and likes it that way.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Piss off. We have ZERO private schools in our county. The only one in the area is in the Peoples Socialist Utopia of Bloomington. I cannot and will not cart my kid thirty miles one way to that freak show every fucking day...
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 08, 2021 02:00 PM (Vxu+H)

In my neck of the woods, one of the "popular" private elementary schools is $70k/yr, and that was last time I checked maybe 8+ years ago. If there's one thing CA has done right, it's champion charter schools. Doubt that would happen these days, but it's too late and people love them. Oddly enough, the Christian schools have a huge waiting list because most people can't afford private schools or as mentioned - get them to and from. My old Pastor started a school, it got so popular he actually moved it to a public school that had closed. My ex taught art there every Thursday - the education is far more rounded than public - what with art, music and PE. Those things have been largely done away with here - until H.S.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 08, 2021 02:07 PM (wAnMi)

125 OT, does anyone else find it hilarious to watch the footage of Smollett flouncing his way into court with his ridiculous entourage of losers and hangers-on, all dressed like they just walked out of church and are on their way to the bridge in Selma? What a delusional, egocentric fruitcake.

Posted by: Greyman27 at December 08, 2021 02:07 PM (RKLPC)

126 This stuff IS NOT a vaccine.
It's a genetic therapy that tricks your cells into producing spike proteins. Not enough to make most of us sick but enough to make our bodies respond by making antibodies to the spike protein we made.

We're probably getting into trouble from getting infected while we're being therapied. Regardless it isn't the therapy that kills the CCP virus... it's our own antibodies.

That we would produce if we were exposed to the CCP virus anyway. All the therapy does is give us a head start.

The government doesn't care ...it just CALLS it a vaccine. And because they've been vaccinating kids by mandate for decades they just barrel right into giving kids a therapy
.

That proveably doesn't work on them at all. Kids don't get sick from CCP virus.

Posted by: torabora at December 08, 2021 02:07 PM (U0p6D)

127 At least this pizza was the gourmet stuff and not the $10 for a large Dominos. At least I hope so.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 08, 2021 02:08 PM (OalnH)

128 Why wouldn't left leaning but otherwise sane parents not object to this totalitarian evil?

Ignorance, stupidity, racism, greed, bigotry, imbecilic moral narcissism. That's what "left leaning" means.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 08, 2021 02:08 PM (OTzUX)

129 "Fire every single one of them and make them re-apply and re-interview for their jobs, and hire back about 40% of them. Open the hiring pool to non-holders of the crap Education degrees and get some quality non-activist Actual Teachers in there.

And end tenure -- forever. Pass a fucking constitutional amendment to kill it dead."

Exactly.

This is what I said to every administrator when I taught El Ed. (they didn't like my free speech) and when Red for Ed started their bullshit after I retired. Norm MacDonald.."so you need what to teach 3rd grade? a 3rd grade education?" Oh, and ace, they aren't teachers, they're EDUCATORS.

Posted by: Chunky Cheese at December 08, 2021 02:08 PM (5aWFq)

130 And on the topic of public education, if I had a time machine and the ability to snuff out one person and his entire line, it would be John fucking Dewey.

The gift that keeps on giving, that motherfucker. So much of the modern education complex is descended from his ideals.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 02:08 PM (DU+/6)

131 Cheese pizza makes me angry, VERY angry.

Posted by: Alec "Trickshot" Baldwin at December 08, 2021 02:08 PM (ALrw1)

132 Fear.

Yep. If you don't watch the FNM you aren't getting it. It is almost constant terror porn.

YOU AND YOUR KIDS WILL DIE SLOWLY FROM COVID IF YOU DON'T TAKE THIS SHOT. NOW!!!!!

Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2021 02:08 PM (ESjRY)

133 Paging Zombie Dr. Mengele, pick up the satanic red telephone please.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2021 02:08 PM (mD/uy)

134 Cheese pizza is for soccer lovers and fans of TNG.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 08, 2021 02:08 PM (LtGlA)

135 Seriously, the Finland Prime Minister is really hot.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 08, 2021 02:08 PM (UuD2k)

136 >>>Do we get to pick the ass?
We haven't had a Demi Rose pictorial for a while.

>Demi's ass is a bit overblown. Whenever I see it, I can't help but think that that massive turdcutter has plugged more toilet bowls than Tater in his pregame warmup.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 08, 2021 02:08 PM (BPuaD)

137

Cake girl.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 02:03 PM (g4EaB)

She divorce Ryan yet?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at December 08, 2021 02:08 PM (Zz0t1)

138 Is THIS a bridge too far?

Posted by: m at December 08, 2021 02:08 PM (a7mcp)

139 >>>These "radical activitsts" are not outsiders. They're agents of the ruling class and their ideology is completely in line with the regime.

yes. That is the answer.

Posted by: ace at December 08, 2021 02:08 PM (0G13K)

140 Did anyone get a glimpse of that comet Monday morning?

Never mind, back to this pizza and kids thing.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 08, 2021 02:08 PM (OssQ4)

141 What used to be medium pizzas now being sold as large makes me angry.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 08, 2021 02:09 PM (Bmy3R)

142 Is that a flower ?

A Shit You Not ?

Posted by: JT at December 08, 2021 02:06 PM (arJlL)

Yep, as are Hunter Smoking Cracks.

Posted by: flounder at December 08, 2021 02:09 PM (SH2Zi)

143 Just in case your pucker factor was getting a little too low, I give you this:

https://tinyurl.com/ra7k8p7m

I guess the good news is that such a move would probably start a nuclear exchange.

Posted by: pep at December 08, 2021 02:09 PM (ZsR3z)

144 The song playing at the pub has the line "we were both buck naked banging on the bathroom floor. "
Barf

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 08, 2021 02:09 PM (ZjCis)

145 Ban the deportation of meat.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 08, 2021 02:09 PM (LtGlA)

146 135 Seriously, the Finland Prime Minister is really hot.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 08, 2021 02:08 PM (UuD2k)

__

And a party girl!

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 08, 2021 02:09 PM (OalnH)

147 Wait are we talking about Cheese Pizza? Because I love me some cheese pizza
Posted by: Prince Andrew, Bill Clinton, George Mitchell, etc at December 08, 2021 02:06 PM (ESjRY)

I'd like mine with walnut sauce - on the side.

Posted by: John Podesta at December 08, 2021 02:09 PM (wAnMi)

148 When a teacher intentionally lies and presents those lies as fact, they have crossed the line.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 08, 2021 02:09 PM (xnYBL)

149 John Dewey should have been choked in his crib.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 08, 2021 02:09 PM (QKtAT)

150 This stuff IS NOT a vaccine. ...
... That proveably doesn't work on them at all. Kids don't get sick from CCP virus.
Posted by: torabora at December 08, 2021 02:07 PM (U0p6D)
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That isn't relevant. Assume that it is. Assume that it is a traditional vaccine and works spectacularly well, protects the innoculated, has few if any bad side effects, and is an unalloyed and unquestionable good.

This is *still* wrong. Forcibly injecting children with drugs without the consent of the parents and then covering it up using manipulative tactics and then claiming that ends justify the means is *evil.* Whether the drug itself is good, bad or indifferent has no relevance whatsoever. This shit is *evil.*

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 02:10 PM (DU+/6)

151
Piss off. We have ZERO private schools in our county. "

Interesting how different things are in the southern half of the country; here, we've long ago reached the point where public schools are almost completely black and hispanic.

Case in point - DISD (Dallas Independent School District) publicly available enrollment numbers show that they students, across the entire district, multiple schools, are 97% Black and Hispanic.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 08, 2021 02:10 PM (trdmm)

152 Damn, leftists are always using pizza as a way to give kids "the jab".

First at Comet Pizza, and now the Wuhan Flu vax.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at December 08, 2021 02:10 PM (I8FKK)

153 Yeah, a lot of "if this was my kid, I'd be in jail" bluster.

Just stop. This isn't 10,000 miles away-- it's happening in EVERY school, even your f'ing school, right down the street.

So no. You would not do anything because you're not doing anything.
Discretion is the better part of valor....

Posted by: Lrrr at December 08, 2021 02:10 PM (jIL4c)

154 Why the fuck is there a class in "contemporary issues" anyway? The kids are too stupid to see what's going on?* School is supposed to be for stuff you don't learn automatically.

*OK, that may well be true.

Posted by: Eeyore at December 08, 2021 02:11 PM (7X3UV)

155 Why isn't Ace a teacher himself? Why did conservatives stop wanting to be teachers and surrender to the libs,?

Posted by: Kurt at December 08, 2021 02:11 PM (QNpnk)

156 I'm from NJ and yes I'm a pizza snob.
That being said it takes a lot of effort to make bad pizza.
The worst pizza I've had in recent memory was in suburban VA.
Apologies to our friends in VA.

Posted by: Iasonas at December 08, 2021 02:11 PM (IVj0Y)

157 Why are we allowing these radical activists free access to indoctrinate, medically experiment on, and sexually groom our children?

---
Because we're a conquered nation. This is what happens to the losers. Vae victis.
These "radical activitsts" are not outsiders. They're agents of the ruling class and their ideology is completely in line with the regime.
Posted by: BunnyFooFoo
*

I'll say again that this is the only poster that makes me occasionally think that I would like for the HQ to have a modern push notification system to alert users of other users posting.

Nails it with every post, every time.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 08, 2021 02:11 PM (e6I/s)

158 Yep. If you don't watch the FNM you aren't getting it. It is almost constant terror porn.

YOU AND YOUR KIDS WILL DIE SLOWLY FROM COVID IF YOU DON'T TAKE THIS SHOT. NOW!!!!!
Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2021 02:08 PM (ESjRY)
++++
Oh, that too, I suppose. I wasn't even thinking of COVID-related fear. I was thinking of "if I speak in opposition I will be socially and economically destroyed" fear.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 02:11 PM (DU+/6)

159 Interesting how different things are in the southern half of the country; here, we've long ago reached the point where public schools are almost completely black and hispanic.

Case in point - DISD (Dallas Independent School District) publicly available enrollment numbers show that they students, across the entire district, multiple schools, are 97% Black and Hispanic.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 08, 2021 02:10 PM (trdmm)

___

That's the case in all inner cities, not just the southern half of the country.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 08, 2021 02:11 PM (OalnH)

160 Pie are not squared. Pie are round.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 08, 2021 02:11 PM (LtGlA)

161 I had a friend who told her kids (girls) that if anyone (and she stressed to them; ANYONE, told them to not tell their Mother something they were to immediately tell her what it was and who said it. And they did.

I was doing a surprise for her once and didn't know this so when I got done I told the girls not to tell their mother so it would be a surprise. Needless to say they told her toot sweet.

I was amazed and kinda awed that she had taken such a proactive and sensible move in this day and age of kids being kidnapped and murdered. Esp. Little girls.

So Mothers might take her idea to heart and teach your kids that you are the gran poobah and that no teacher or school official has veto power over what they tell you and that if they try it they are going to be in trouble. (the school people not the girls)

Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 02:11 PM (1hoTV)

162 Seriously, the Finland Prime Minister is really hot.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 08, 2021 02:08 PM (UuD2k)

And she will get drunk and stab you like any Finn.

But yes, some Finnish ladies are super hot

Posted by: Kindltot at December 08, 2021 02:11 PM (ZMraq)

163 Whatever it takes for our educators to get home to their families at night - that's what I'm for. Body Armor. MRAPs. Drones. Shoot first, ask questions later. Forced shots. Its all worth it.

They are, after all, our first - last - and only line of defense. We can all agree, if nothing else, that doing our own education - vigilante style - is unacceptable.

Back the Ed !!!

Posted by: Find My Feet at December 08, 2021 02:11 PM (cBvzT)

164 (from the previous thread)/Joe Mannix (Not a cop!): And I have never been able to find it since. One of these days, I am going to try to re-create the trip and spend a couple of weeks wending my way through southern Ohio to see if I can find it.

You know, at this stage of my life, if I found myself in a quaint all-American town like River City, I'd be damned tempted to stay, even if I knew it was a Twilight Zone / Tales From the Crypt / Trolls 2 / Ten Thousand Maniacs deathtrap.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 08, 2021 02:11 PM (2JVJo)

165 Someone pointed out the other day that China isn't using the Pfizer/Moderna gene therapies - SinoVac uses a dead version of COVID, so it is a traditional vaccine.

The data says it isn't very effective against COVID infection, but...China is still using it domestically.

Which means China sees the Western gene therapies as more dangerous then COVID.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2021 02:12 PM (ESjRY)

166 Seriously, the Finland Prime Minister is really hot.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 08, 2021 02:08 PM (UuD2k)

And she's only 36 years old!

Posted by: JoeF. at December 08, 2021 02:12 PM (mR6Gs)

167 I guess the good news is that such a move would probably start a nuclear exchange.

Not under the current regime. They're more feckless than the GOP when it comes to war. At least the Republicans pretend to want to win wars they start... especially when they profit from them.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 08, 2021 02:12 PM (BFigT)

168 Kids if you want some fun
Mr LePage is your man
Don't tell mama
Your daddy or mama
They'll never know where you've been

Everyone's gone to the movies
Now we're alone at last

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2021 02:12 PM (ZLI7S)

169 Again, the dunce.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 08, 2021 02:13 PM (QKtAT)

170 Kunt actually makes a point, however completely misses the fact that conservative teachers weren't really given the choice to keep teaching.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at December 08, 2021 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)

171 OT, does anyone else find it hilarious to watch the footage of Smollett flouncing his way into court with his ridiculous entourage of losers and hangers-on, all dressed like they just walked out of church and are on their way to the bridge in Selma? What a delusional, egocentric fruitcake.
Posted by: Greyman27

I didn't see it, but I can see it. Exactly that. It's sick theater.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 08, 2021 02:13 PM (OssQ4)

172 It was also in the LAUSD where the gay teachers were grooming right? You see a pattern in LA?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 08, 2021 02:13 PM (OalnH)

173 >>>154 Why the fuck is there a class in "contemporary issues" anyway? The kids are too stupid to see what's going on?* School is supposed to be for stuff you don't learn automatically.

90% of college courses are like this now. I remember when there were courses like that when I was in school. And I thought, as you say: Why is there a class on things that you would just naturally be interested, like "getting to know yourself" or "exploring your identity"? Isn't education about stuff you sort of need to be forced to concentrate on in a structured environment?

Now everything's like "How to Hang Out With Your Friends While Smoking Pot and Watching Cartoons."

And they still get C's.

Posted by: ace at December 08, 2021 02:13 PM (0G13K)

174 Remember the outcry when they wanted to make the HPV vaccine mandatory? That attitude sure went away in a hurry, didn't it?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 08, 2021 02:13 PM (kTF2Z)

175 But yes, some Finnish ladies are super hot
Posted by: Kindltot at December 08, 2021 02:11 PM (ZMraq)

It's probably a lot like Norway. We we got there we became the ugliest people in the country.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 08, 2021 02:13 PM (UuD2k)

176 Guys, Schoolhouse Rock civics episode circle-jerking isn't going to fix anything.

When public school teachers conspire to give medical procedures to your kids without your consent, the proper solution isn't amendments or school board votes.

It's baseball bats. Kids are dying from this shit, NOW, as we speak. I don't think half the horde fully understands just how bad the numbers are now. The EU isn't trying to scrap the Nuremburg codes out of idle boredom, they're doing it to cover their asses.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at December 08, 2021 02:13 PM (6Xyqy)

177 The ending is too wimpy. It's not enough to "open the hiring pool to non-holders of the crap Education degrees". We have to flat-out ban anyone with an Ed degree from teaching, or working in schools in any capacity. I don't even want them sweeping the floors.

And I'm being moderate. I haven't even mentioned firing squads.

Posted by: Eeyore at December 08, 2021 02:13 PM (7X3UV)

178 Which means China sees the Western gene therapies as more dangerous then COVID.

No, what it means is that China wants to be taken seriously, and countries that can't produce their own medicines aren't. I leave it to the reader to figure out where we fall on that issue.

Posted by: pep at December 08, 2021 02:13 PM (ZsR3z)

179 Why are we allowing these radical activists free access to indoctrinate, medically experiment on, and sexually groom our children?

Because you're just a dumb "Christer" who doesn't know that there isn't a "god" and we credentialed people know better than you, and we like doing it to rub your stupidity in your faces! Oh, and we enjoy introducing little kids into our kinks!

Posted by: Your Credentialed Betters at December 08, 2021 02:13 PM (7bRMQ)

180 Reminder

There's the 100 ass-kiss rule

Posted by: Hands at December 08, 2021 02:14 PM (786Ro)

181
Case in point - DISD (Dallas Independent School District) publicly available enrollment numbers show that they students, across the entire district, multiple schools, are 97% Black and Hispanic.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 08, 2021 02:10 PM (trdmm)

DISD is one of the WORST and most corrupt districts in the country. The demo is that for a REASON.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at December 08, 2021 02:14 PM (Zz0t1)

182 You can't use a weakened or dead virus for vaccines. The jury is still out on whether viruses are alive or not.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 08, 2021 02:14 PM (LtGlA)

183
Remind me again which Sexton is the good Sexton, and which is the cuck Sexton?

Buck or John?

One is a cocksucker, but I forget which.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- "fuck around and find out" at December 08, 2021 02:14 PM (P1T9n)

184 Why isn't Ace a teacher himself? Why did conservatives stop wanting to be teachers and surrender to the libs,?

*

We've answered this for you repeatedly, Kurt.

Conservatives tended to pursue advancing society with their brains. Most of us pursued careers where we could not have exactly the same job skills at year 30 that we had at year 1.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 08, 2021 02:14 PM (e6I/s)

185 "172 It was also in the LAUSD where the gay teachers were grooming right? You see a pattern in LA?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 08, 2021 02:13 PM (OalnH)"

This, among others. What is not widely reported/known yet is that these people are also handing out hormones and puberty blockers.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at December 08, 2021 02:14 PM (6Xyqy)

186 Note the court decision to allow state legislatures to force people to get the smallpox vaccine (a real vaccine that really works) led to the government being able to sterilize and lobotomize people against their will.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2021 02:14 PM (ESjRY)

187 It's a shame for a movie buff to admit it . . . but I've never seen Fast Times. Snippets, yes, and I know about Phoebe Cates and Sean Penn being in it. But I had no idea Ray Walston was in the cast. He really made that scene go.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 02:15 PM (txdEq)

188 Remember the outcry when they wanted to make the HPV vaccine mandatory? That attitude sure went away in a hurry, didn't it?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 08, 2021 02:13 PM (kTF2Z)

Nope. I still feel that way.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at December 08, 2021 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

189 Perfect tie in to this thread. Go ahead. Guess what my wife got me for an early Christmas present.

Go ahead guess. Ok, ok, ok. A chainsaw.

Touch my grandchildren.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 02:15 PM (g4EaB)

190 Seriously, the Finland Prime Minister is really hot.

She resembles a younger Demi Moore. Much, MUCH younger.

Posted by: pep at December 08, 2021 02:15 PM (ZsR3z)

191 the ass kissing portion of the program begins at comment 100
Posted by: The Management at December 08, 2021 01:54 PM (us2H3)

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100, 101, whatever it takes
Posted by: 496 at December 08, 2021 02:00 PM (U1eOr)

Nice callback, 496. Or 497...

Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 02:15 PM (mZUr4)

192 Welcome back, Ace.
Posted by: Sponge -

Did he go somewhere ?
Posted by: JT at December 08, 2021 02:05 PM (arJlL)

EST conference
Posted by: REDACTED

So, he's up on Eastern Standard time.....

Posted by: JT at December 08, 2021 02:15 PM (arJlL)

193 It's a simple, universal truth that all parents should sit their child down and tell them at a young age:

Whenever ANYBODY starts or ends anything with 'Don't tell your parents', they should leave IMMEDIATELY and tell their parents.

Absolutely no exceptions.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at December 08, 2021 02:15 PM (setIA)

194 It's a shame for a movie buff to admit it . . . but I've never seen Fast Times. Snippets, yes, and I know about Phoebe Cates and Sean Penn being in it. But I had no idea Ray Walston was in the cast. He really made that scene go.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 02:15 PM (txdEq)

You guys never cease to amaze me.........

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at December 08, 2021 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

195

Pizza, eh?

Pizzagate-ish...

But of course, there are no pedos anywhere ever, especially in California and in the federal govt.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at December 08, 2021 02:15 PM (XnbJC)

196 187 It's a shame for a movie buff to admit it . . . but I've never seen Fast Times. Snippets, yes, and I know about Phoebe Cates and Sean Penn being in it. But I had no idea Ray Walston was in the cast. He really made that scene go.

Phoebe. Under the waterfall. That's all you need.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 08, 2021 02:16 PM (Bmy3R)

197 ***will take shot for pizza***

Melo's small combo with extra sauce please!

Posted by: JROD at December 08, 2021 02:16 PM (0jZnq)

198 Finland is one of the few European countries I haven't been too. But the womYns is definitely hot from the ones I met. Their PM is a great example.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 08, 2021 02:16 PM (OalnH)

199 No, what it means is that China wants to be taken seriously, and countries that can't produce their own medicines aren't. I leave it to the reader to figure out where we fall on that issue.

Russia stole the JJ tec to make their own "vaccine". Hilariously the US government claims it doesn't work and is dangerous while allowing the JJ jab.

If China wanted to, they could have done the same and choose not to.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2021 02:16 PM (ESjRY)

200 This is *still* wrong. Forcibly injecting children with drugs without the consent of the parents and then covering it up using manipulative tactics and then claiming that ends justify the means is *evil.* Whether the drug itself is good, bad or indifferent has no relevance whatsoever. This shit is *evil.*
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 02:10 PM (DU+/6)

What's scary is that just 30 years ago, 85% of the public would agree to this. Hell, maybe just 10. What in the hell happened to us?

Posted by: John Podesta at December 08, 2021 02:16 PM (wAnMi)

201 Kunt actually makes a point, however completely misses the fact that conservative teachers weren't really given the choice to keep teaching.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt

Like doctors at HMOs, teachers dispense what they're told to.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 08, 2021 02:16 PM (OssQ4)

202 Why are we allowing these radical activists free access to indoctrinate, medically experiment on, and sexually groom our children?

Why indeed.

Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at December 08, 2021 02:16 PM (P4Pk9)

203 Remind me again which Sexton is the good Sexton, and which is the cuck Sexton?

Buck or John?

One is a cocksucker, but I forget which.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- "fuck around and find out"

We could ask Juicy.....

Posted by: JT at December 08, 2021 02:16 PM (arJlL)

204 Seriously, the Finland Prime Minister is really hot.

Psycho eyes......

https://tinyurl.com/49k2rd7p

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at December 08, 2021 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)

205 Our kids' teachers are definitely lazy and incompetent, but at least they aren't cramming ridiculous slam-poetry commie propaganda down their throats.

Of course, we homeschool. I guess that's probably the difference.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 08, 2021 02:17 PM (sGnvY)

206 China has thousands of damns, and the place floods constantly. They should hire a human to think out these strategies for them.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 08, 2021 02:17 PM (LtGlA)

207 Yeah, a lot of "if this was my kid, I'd be in jail" bluster.

I pulled my daughter out of school, including a toe to toe moment with their stupid ass principal, because storms where coming and they wanted to "shelter in place" instead of release the kids to their parents.

I can't list to you the amount of shit I heard, for the next couple years, because I was the guy that told Principal So and So to go fuck himself, call a cop, or stop me if he thought he had the sack to make it stick - from all the typical local people that were oh so respectful of how things worked. Got invited to church a few times - because I had "issues".

My issue was that a tornado was brewing, and my kid wasn't going to huddle next to to the other kids at the tilt wall public building, when I had a basement.

Posted by: Find My Feet at December 08, 2021 02:17 PM (cBvzT)

208 189 Perfect tie in to this thread. Go ahead. Guess what my wife got me for an early Christmas present.

Go ahead guess. Ok, ok, ok. A chainsaw.

Touch my grandchildren.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 02:15 PM (g4EaB)

---------

My wife got me an AR-15 with chainsaw attachment.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 08, 2021 02:17 PM (vniJK)

209 >>> 193 It's a simple, universal truth that all parents should sit their child down and tell them at a young age:

Whenever ANYBODY starts or ends anything with 'Don't tell your parents', they should leave IMMEDIATELY and tell their parents.

Absolutely no exceptions.
Posted by: DudeAbiding at December 08, 2021 02:15 PM (setIA)

Except when we show up backed up by police. We can do anything.

Posted by: Child Protective Services at December 08, 2021 02:17 PM (llON8)

210 206 China has thousands of damns, and the place floods constantly. They should hire a human to think out these strategies for them.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 08, 2021 02:17 PM (LtGlA)

Or a beaver.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 08, 2021 02:17 PM (UuD2k)

211 Another big problem is the credentialing. You need an ed degree or teaching certification which is equivalent to an ed degree. You can be smart and good and want to do some teaching. Maybe for a few years, maybe intermittently, whatever - but you will be barred from doing so.

Credentialing is a stupid practice for education because - as Norm MacDonald put it - to teach 8th grade you really only need a 9th grade education. Yet the credentialing system blocks out anyone who might be interested but doesn't want to do bunch of useless credential pursuits for a second (or secondary) job, and also *limits* your talent pool to people with the credential.

And education majors are typically the stupidest and laziest students on campus. The programs are a twisted joke, and the joke compounds and feeds on itself.

Even if we keep public schools, ending teacher credentialing would go a long way.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 02:18 PM (DU+/6)

212 That proveably doesn't work on them at all. Kids don't get sick from CCP virus.

Listen, I agree that the "vaccines" are not good for kids. In fact are detrimental and there's no way in hell my kids are getting them...

That said, kids can absolutely get sick from the virus. Mine did (5 and 7 years old), so stop with that bullshit. It makes you look like a loon and an idiot.

Posted by: Gman at December 08, 2021 02:18 PM (GfWuY)

213 I couldn't agree more, Ace.

A voucher system is the way to go, but it will be very difficult to enact a voucher system without myriad left/statist bullshit strings attached.

And OT, but my nieces informed me yesterday that I'm a Coconut Head. I believe it's a reference to my buzzcut hair, but I'm not certain of that. Apparently it's all the rage among 3 to 5 year-old girls to point out Coconut Headedness wherever it's encountered.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 08, 2021 02:18 PM (sWM8x)

214 She's cute but not in the stereotypical Finnish fashion. White blonde, sky blue eyes, a bit of the mongol in the cheekbones. Had a run-in with such once. It was nice.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 08, 2021 02:18 PM (OTzUX)

215 The GOP, first to war against 3rd world shitholes but cowering in fear from the teacher unions for 40 years
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 08, 2021 01:52 PM (ZZK0E)

----

That's because they don't actually fight the wars, they send someone else to fight.

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 08, 2021 02:18 PM (FlcKG)

216 And she's a long way from Mannerheim.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 08, 2021 02:18 PM (OTzUX)

217 By and large, teachers are one of the worst groups when it comes to skipping leg day.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 08, 2021 02:18 PM (a3Q+t)

218 "Why isn't Ace a teacher himself? Why did conservatives stop wanting to be teachers and surrender to the libs,?"

Check any college and you will see education has the lowest criteria for acceptance. Teachers are dumb as fuck, hence they are almost all liberals.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 08, 2021 02:18 PM (OalnH)

219 155 Why isn't Ace a teacher himself? Why did conservatives stop wanting to be teachers and surrender to the libs,?
Posted by: Kurt at December 08, 2021 02:11 PM (QNpnk)

Surely, my syphilis-brained chum, you do realize that the unions, the school boards, the textbook publishers, the teachers colleges, the regular colleges and everything associated with academia for at least the past 50 years is controlled lock stock and fucking barrel by - wait for it - LEFTISTS?!

You think they would countenance teaching anything that is not 100% anti-American let alone even hire or maintain anyone not of the same bent?

Dude, you disappoint me in so many ways.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 08, 2021 02:18 PM (s2VJv)

220 Seriously, folks. If you haven't been through a college teaching program you cannot fathom the literal stupidity and ignorance of people in those programs.
Cheetah the chimp could ace teacher training and write a thesis on the contents of his stool for his PhD.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 08, 2021 02:19 PM (o2MD2)

221 More than 40 camels were booted from a Saudi Arabian beauty pageant after getting administered Botox, hormones and other appearance enhancing techniques. This marks the biggest crackdown in the contest's history.

Posted by: SMOD at December 08, 2021 02:19 PM (RHGPo)

222 Kunt actually makes a point, however completely misses the fact that conservative teachers weren't really given the choice to keep teaching.

*

And misses the point that I can teach my kids k-12 with zero training.

I have no problem with teachers, same as I have no problem with archaeologists or cashiers at the grocery store. But for me to become a teacher would be a waste of my ability.

In hindsight I sure as sh*t would've. 30 years with zero expectations and being able to retire with full benefits at 50 making $85-100K/year? Heck yeah.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 08, 2021 02:19 PM (e6I/s)

223 It was also in the LAUSD where the teacher frosted cookies with his jissom before feeding them to young kids.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko gender fluid at December 08, 2021 02:19 PM (JXM1S)

224
Youtuber "New York Nadia" denied access to the fake gizlane maxwell trial. Without reason.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 08, 2021 02:19 PM (P1T9n)

225
Dude, you disappoint me in so many ways.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 08, 2021 02:18 PM (s2VJv)

Us too.....

- Kunt's disappointed parents

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at December 08, 2021 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

226 Why the fuck is there a class in "contemporary issues" anyway? The kids are too stupid to see what's going on?* School is supposed to be for stuff you don't learn automatically. . . .

Posted by: ace at December 08, 2021

***
In 9th grade, 1967-68, we had a class called Civics. My teacher didn't require it, but the teacher of the other section had everyone bring in a "current news story" from the newspaper every week, to be discussed on Friday. Yours truly, age 14, struggling with algebra and Spanish, was perfectly glad not to have any more requirements on his time. But I wonder to this day what kind of discussions went on in that section.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 02:20 PM (txdEq)

227 My wife got me an AR-15 with chainsaw attachment.
Posted by: ShainS

FML

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 02:20 PM (g4EaB)

228 It's a shame for a movie buff to admit it . . . but I've never seen Fast Times. Snippets, yes, and I know about Phoebe Cates and Sean Penn being in it. But I had no idea Ray Walston was in the cast. He really made that scene go.

--

He taught Penn that we needed a cool set of rules, so we wouldn't be bogus too (like England). Too bad Spicoli understood nothing.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 08, 2021 02:20 PM (sVtYq)

229 Faustus was a teacher. And we all know what happened to him.

Posted by: Archer at December 08, 2021 02:20 PM (gmo/4)

230 **DOCTOR** Jill has an advanced degree in Education.

'Nuff said

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 08, 2021 02:20 PM (OalnH)

231 Every single day, this light-eyed and dark-haired girl in a bikini says a prayer of thanksgiving that she is no longer in the clutches of any public school system:
https://is.gd/4gFyK4

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 02:20 PM (DU+/6)

232 That said, kids can absolutely get sick from the virus. Mine did (5 and 7 years old), so stop with that bullshit. It makes you look like a loon and an idiot.
Posted by: Gman at December 08, 2021 02:18 PM (GfWuY)

**

They absolutely can catch it. It's a cold virus after all.

Be honest, though. Was it any worse than any other cold that your kids have caught?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 08, 2021 02:20 PM (e6I/s)

233 These fucking people truly believe they have more authority over your children than you do. They feel they have the right to make the decision that the risk of your child being disabled or killed by the vaccine is outweighed by societal benefit.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 08, 2021 02:21 PM (EfigE)

234 Those who can't do teach.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 08, 2021 02:21 PM (LtGlA)

235 Remember back when people were allowed to get sick? To cough and sneeze?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 08, 2021 02:21 PM (e6I/s)

236 The chicks in Fast Times were total smoke shows. I barely noticed Penn with that blonde behind him.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 08, 2021 02:21 PM (4thlk)

237 My kids briefly went to public school when we first moved to a new district because the Catholic schools were full. Public schools hated me. I had the superintendent on speed dial and called her at least once a week because of what was going on in my kids schools. I swear she called the bishop and begged him to take my kids. Money was probably exchanged because my kids were in Catholic school in a month.

Posted by: Megthered at December 08, 2021 02:21 PM (sfWd9)

238 Every single day, this light-eyed and dark-haired girl in a bikini says a prayer of thanksgiving that she is no longer in the clutches of any public school system:

Dark hair and blue eyes =stunning

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 08, 2021 02:21 PM (fN90L)

239 Seriously, folks. If you haven't been through a college teaching program you cannot fathom the literal stupidity and ignorance of people in those programs.
Cheetah the chimp could ace teacher training and write a thesis on the contents of his stool for his PhD.

--

*insert Cheetah laugh*

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 08, 2021 02:22 PM (sVtYq)

240 That said, kids can absolutely get sick from the virus. Mine did (5 and 7 years old), so stop with that bullshit. It makes you look like a loon and an idiot.
Posted by: Gman at December 08, 2021 02:18 PM (GfWuY)

99.9997% of kids aren't effected by it.

And my condolences for your loss.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at December 08, 2021 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)

241 234 Those who can't do teach.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 08, 2021 02:21 PM (LtGlA)

"...the thing."

- - Joey the Geoduck Hairsniffer

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 08, 2021 02:22 PM (s2VJv)

242 "they are speaking as paid employees of the government"

right, plus the state makes them Authority Figures (kids are punished if they disobey), so it is especially egregious (or even criminal?) to subvert or harm kids medically, while coercing kids under their power into hiding their actions from the parents.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 08, 2021 02:22 PM (Cus5s)

243 The school is named after Obama? Mmm...mmm...mmm...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2021 02:22 PM (ptqGC)

244 More than 40 camels were booted from a Saudi Arabian beauty pageant after getting administered Botox, hormones and other appearance enhancing techniques. This marks the biggest crackdown in the contest's history.

Posted by: SMOD at December 08, 2021 02:19 PM (RHGPo)

Which really upset the judges, since that had already taken their Viagra just before the announcement.

Posted by: Archer at December 08, 2021 02:23 PM (gmo/4)

245 Seriously, folks. If you haven't been through a college teaching program you cannot fathom the literal stupidity and ignorance of people in those programs.
Cheetah the chimp could ace teacher training and write a thesis on the contents of his stool for his PhD.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 08, 2021

***
Old joke, no doubt leavened with truth:

"You know how now and then in college, your teacher will get off on one of those fascinating tangents that have very little to do with the class material, but cast an interesting light on life in general? And you know the student who, when the discussion of the tangent ends, sticks up a hand and asks, 'Will this be on the final?'

"A hundred to one it's an education major."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 02:23 PM (txdEq)

246 I have keen eye on what Dan Crenshaw's take on this is?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 08, 2021 02:23 PM (MQmkJ)

247 If there was honest standardized testing for reading, math and general knowledge that directly affected a teacher's pay and ability to keep their job a lot of this would go away.

But tests are racist.

Thus leading to several generations of useless meat sacks that can neither think for themselves nor do for themselves.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 08, 2021 02:23 PM (BFigT)

248 just saw a quinnipiac poll of the Texas Governor's race which reported numbers of 52% for Abbott, 37% for Beto. Assuming that split remains the same (and I think all these voters minds are already made up) I've noticed a little trick that has helped me to calculate election day percentages with quite a bit of accuracy.

The assumption is that those undecided at the time of this poll just drop out and don't vote. So, recalculate these numbers as a share of those who are most likely to vote, and you get 52/89 vs 37/89.
toughly 58.5% for Abbott to 41.5% for Beto. Unless something changes radically in this race, and I don't expect it to, I expect those numbers to be within 1% of the Election night totals a year from now.

(In 2018, Lupe Valdez, an unknown Mexican Lesbian got 42.5% of the vote in her race against Abbott. Beto is doing a little bit worse than even her incompetent run did.)

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 08, 2021 02:23 PM (trdmm)

249 In my school I expect that all the boys will be lining up for a little jabbing.

I know I would!

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 08, 2021 02:24 PM (ESjRY)

250 The ending is too wimpy. It's not enough to "open the hiring pool to non-holders of the crap Education degrees". We have to flat-out ban anyone with an Ed degree from teaching, or working in schools in any capacity. I don't even want them sweeping the floors.

And I'm being moderate. I haven't even mentioned firing squads.

Posted by: Eeyore at December 08, 2021 02:13 PM (7X3UV)

Careful hombre, my wife is a teacher and a damn good one. Touch her and I will gut you like a fish and festoon my parlour with your entrails.

Posted by: Bill Cutting at December 08, 2021 02:24 PM (myUMx)

251 Never heard of the Shithead Academy.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 08, 2021 02:24 PM (LtGlA)

252
My parents of blessed memory were both teachers in two of the worst inner-city hellhole schools you can imagine.

But despite everything they had to deal with, they saved the lives of hundreds of otherwise lost souls. And years later, those kids, who grew into responsible adults, knew it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 08, 2021 02:24 PM (s2VJv)

253 >>> 232 That said, kids can absolutely get sick from the virus. Mine did (5 and 7 years old), so stop with that bullshit. It makes you look like a loon and an idiot.
Posted by: Gman at December 08, 2021 02:18 PM (GfWuY)

**

They absolutely can catch it. It's a cold virus after all.

Be honest, though. Was it any worse than any other cold that your kids have caught?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 08, 2021 02:20 PM (e6I/s)

Do you believe the regular (not the Faucinorius and CHYna gain of function version(s)) cold or flu can give your child permanent damage to the heart? How likely do you think it would kill them?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 08, 2021 02:24 PM (llON8)

254 The only one in the area is in the Peoples Socialist Utopia of Bloomington. I cannot and will not cart my kid thirty miles one way to that freak show every fucking day.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 08, 2021 02:00 PM
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Is that Indiana, Madamemayhem? (If so, heh. But the charter school in Ellettsville is pretty good. We would have considered that one, if it weren't such a long drive. There's also a good baptist school in Martinsville.)

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 08, 2021 02:24 PM (sGnvY)

255 These fucking people truly believe they have more authority over your children than you do.

Next thing ... they'll draft 'em. Mandate public service, or some other shit. Maybe put 'em in uniforms.

Depending on how they do it - it'll spin your head who approves.

Posted by: Find My Feet at December 08, 2021 02:24 PM (xoVyq)

256 235 Remember back when people were allowed to get sick? To cough and sneeze?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 08, 2021 02:21 PM (e6I/s)

Interesting question, especially with regards to kids. I wonder what could happen with children in the long-term if they aren't allowed to get common illnesses and play in the dirt, like kids are wont to do in school.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 08, 2021 02:24 PM (rHH18)

257 The school is named after Obama? Mmm...mmm...mmm...
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2021

***
Jane, you misspelled "spit . . . spit . . . spit . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 02:24 PM (txdEq)

258 1994 Budapest Memorandum on Security Assurances

To solidify security commitments to Ukraine, the United States, Russia, and the United Kingdom signed the Budapest Memorandum on Security Assurances on December 5, 1994. A political agreement in accordance with the principles of the Helsinki Accords, the memorandum included security assurances against the threat or use of force against Ukraine's territory or political independence. The countries promised to respect the sovereignty and existing borders of Ukraine. Parallel memorandums were signed for Belarus and Kazakhstan as well. In response, Ukraine officially acceded to the NPT as a non-nuclear weapon state on December 5, 1994. That move met the final condition for ratification of START, and on the same day, the five START states-parties exchange instruments of ratification, bringing the treaty into force.

Posted by: SMOD at December 08, 2021 02:24 PM (RHGPo)

259 228 It's a shame for a movie buff to admit it . . . but I've never seen Fast Times. Snippets, yes, and I know about Phoebe Cates and Sean Penn being in it. But I had no idea Ray Walston was in the cast. He really made that scene go.

I'm still loathing Kevin Kline for his precision HALO drop on Phoebe Cates taking her off the market. Bastard.

Posted by: JEM at December 08, 2021 02:24 PM (8erNz)

260 The assumption is that those undecided at the time of this poll just drop out and don't vote. So, recalculate these numbers as a share of those who are most likely to vote, and you get 52/89 vs 37/89.
toughly 58.5% for Abbott to 41.5% for Beto. Unless something changes radically in this race, and I don't expect it to, I expect those numbers to be within 1% of the Election night totals a year from now.

(In 2018, Lupe Valdez, an unknown Mexican Lesbian got 42.5% of the vote in her race against Abbott. Beto is doing a little bit worse than even her incompetent run did.)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 08, 2021 02:23 PM (trdmm)

Abbott has got to fend off the competition in the primary first.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at December 08, 2021 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)

261 Do you think FJB's leg hairs are really as luxurious as JJ portrayed them this morning?

Asking for Corn Pop.

Posted by: J. Random Kurt at December 08, 2021 02:25 PM (a3Q+t)

262 O/T because this topic has me so enraged that I need to reduce my blood pressure.

I had my music library in random mode and a song came on. There's a dame who does backing vocals on this track, and I always found her voice to be both very attractive and very familiar. So I went and got the actual CD off the shelf and looked through the liner notes and sure enough, the vocal credit is there. It's another singer called Poe, who I also like (voice-wise, anyway) and for whom I have a CD in my collection. So that was a neat discovery.

Fastball - Which Way to the Top? https://youtu.be/Oa69YSwd0ck
Poe - Lemon Meringue https://youtu.be/_0vUVtSYuaM

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 02:25 PM (DU+/6)

263 >>>Yeah, a lot of "if this was my kid, I'd be in jail" bluster.

Just stop. This isn't 10,000 miles away-- it's happening in EVERY school, even your f'ing school, right down the street.

So no. You would not do anything because you're not doing anything.
Discretion is the better part of valor....
Posted by: Lrrr at December 08, 2021 02:10 PM (jIL4c)

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Sorry, but fortunately it is not happening in my son's school. There is zero tolerance by our administration for teacher's expressing any political views while performing their duties. Heck, they even reinstituted the Pledge of Allegiance to the start of the school day.

Posted by: Turn Two at December 08, 2021 02:25 PM (jPtGI)

264 Case in point - DISD (Dallas Independent School District) publicly available enrollment numbers show that they students, across the entire district, multiple schools, are 97% Black and Hispanic.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Two of my grands, living within DISD, are sent to private schools. But Mom and Dad consider themselves oh so inclusive.

'Tis a mystery it is.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2021 02:25 PM (mD/uy)

265 The numbers for death/hospitalization for kids from COVID are basically 0.

But they do catch it and get flu like symptoms.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2021 02:25 PM (ESjRY)

266 It's a shame for a movie buff to admit it . . . but I've never seen Fast Times. Snippets, yes, and I know about Phoebe Cates and Sean Penn being in it. But I had no idea Ray Walston was in the cast. He really made that scene go.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 02:15 PM (txdEq)

Great movie for its time. One of my favorites to quote. But I don't think it holds up well for younger generations to get. My kids (now 18 and 22) enjoyed a lot of movies from my youth that I made them watch. Back to the Future, Ferris Beuhler, Breakfast Club to name a few. They didn't really get Fast Times -- although they did appreciate young Ms Cates.

Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 02:25 PM (mZUr4)

267 You don't have free speech at your job either. Try to diplomatically suggest to the HR harridans that a man in a sundress is still a man. Tell them that the company really ought to hire based on skill, not on the gloriously diverse photos that they can put on the website.

Posted by: KGB at December 08, 2021 02:25 PM (x2N6L)

268 I'm telling all my kids that the exact second anyone at school/camp/CCD/coach yadda yadda... says the words or any phrase equitable to don't tell your parents they are to steal a phone if they have to and call me immediately.

Posted by: Inogame X-State Lines at December 08, 2021 02:26 PM (53oGX)

269 "233 These fucking people truly believe they have more authority over your children than you do. They feel they have the right to make the decision that the risk of your child being disabled or killed by the vaccine is outweighed by societal benefit.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 08, 2021 02:21 PM (EfigE)"

It goes beyond this. Modern western progressivism as an ideology is really simple: They're good, and what is right is defined as whatever they want right now. Anyone who opposes them is bad and wrong. They are entitled to rule, absolutely. Reality is what they say it is.

You're trying to argue points of policy, authority, and jurisdiction with absolute totalitarians that deny the very concept of objective reality.

It's not just that they "feel" entitled to this behavior: "feeling" is all they do, and they're gonna do it and keep doing it until someone throws them from a helicopter.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at December 08, 2021 02:26 PM (6Xyqy)

270 The school is named after Obama? Mmm...mmm...mmm...
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2021

Purple Lips High

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 08, 2021 02:26 PM (fN90L)

271 I had my music library in random mode and a song came on. There's a dame who does backing vocals on this track, and I always found her voice to be both very attractive and very familiar. So I went and got the actual CD off the shelf and looked through the liner notes and sure enough, the vocal credit is there. It's another singer called Poe, who I also like (voice-wise, anyway) and for whom I have a CD in my collection. So that was a neat discovery.

Fastball - Which Way to the Top? https://youtu.be/Oa69YSwd0ck
Poe - Lemon Meringue https://youtu.be/_0vUVtSYuaM
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 02:25 PM (DU+/6)

Good stuff, JM -- thanks for sharing!

Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 02:26 PM (mZUr4)

272 >>>The assumption is that those undecided at the time of this poll just drop out and don't vote. So, recalculate these numbers as a share of those who are most likely to vote, and you get 52/89 vs 37/89.
toughly 58.5% for Abbott to 41.5% for Beto. Unless something changes radically in this race, and I don't expect it to, I expect those numbers to be within 1% of the Election night totals a year from now.

thank you.

But I was told there would be no math &c.

Posted by: ace at December 08, 2021 02:27 PM (0G13K)

273 >>>By and large, teachers are one of the worst groups when it comes to skipping leg day.

>Not Dr. Jill. When she gets all tarted up in those fishnets, you know she's on the Hunt.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 08, 2021 02:27 PM (BPuaD)

274 Every single day, this light-eyed and dark-haired girl in a bikini says a prayer of thanksgiving that she is no longer in the clutches of any public school system:
*
Dark hair and blue eyes =stunning
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 08, 2021

***
That, along with fair skin, tops even redheads in my personal favoritism scale.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 02:27 PM (txdEq)

275 270 The school is named after Obama? Mmm...mmm...mmm...
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2021

Purple Lips High
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 08, 2021 02:26 PM (fN90L)

Wee-Wee'd Up Alimentary, er, Elementary.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 08, 2021 02:27 PM (s2VJv)

276 I consider any jab sans consent -- and it used to be that children were considered too young to legally consent --to be assault and attempted murder, and will respond accordingly.

Old and busted: Nuremberg code.
New hotness: Death Wish code.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 08, 2021 02:27 PM (NcCwV)

277 Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2021 02:12 PM (ESjRY)

They also have some other drug that combats the virus and it's not a vaccine. Probably some parasitic combatant drug like Ivermectin and Hydroxychloroquine.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 02:27 PM (1hoTV)

278 Do you believe the regular (not the Faucinorius and CHYna gain of function version(s)) cold or flu can give your child permanent damage to the heart? How likely do you think it would kill them?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

**

I'm pretty sure the flu can. The common cold doesn't that I'm aware of, but I believe there are rhinovirus (-virii?) that are related to that cold that can and do.

Death wise? No more than regular cold and flu deaths. 200 or so a year IIRC, and all of them poor kids with major health problems and feeding tubes.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 08, 2021 02:27 PM (e6I/s)

279 231 Every single day, this light-eyed and dark-haired girl in a bikini says a prayer of thanksgiving that she is no longer in the clutches of any public school system:
https://is.gd/4gFyK4
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 02:20 PM (DU+/6)

Nothing finer than a Galway Girl

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at December 08, 2021 02:28 PM (I8FKK)

280 "265 The numbers for death/hospitalization for kids from COVID are basically 0.

But they do catch it and get flu like symptoms.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2021 02:25 PM (ESjRY)"

Meanwhile all-causes mortality in post-jab minors is up 60-70%, and strokes and heart attacks up up as high as +300%

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at December 08, 2021 02:28 PM (6Xyqy)

281 Careful hombre, my wife is a teacher and a damn good one. Touch her and I will gut you like a fish and festoon my parlour with your entrails.
Posted by: Bill Cutting at December 08, 2021 02:24 PM (myUMx)

See, this is why full spectrum civil wars are a bad idea. Ideally, a revolutionary movement would target a small minority that is broadly disliked, but whose loss would be ruinous to the enemy coalition.

If your 10% is trying to purge 50% of society, it can only ever end in total defeat. Luckily, the Klain/ Bloomberg government is currently trying something similar....

Posted by: trev006 at December 08, 2021 02:28 PM (jCJ2M)

282 >>> 153 Yeah, a lot of "if this was my kid, I'd be in jail" bluster.

Just stop. This isn't 10,000 miles away-- it's happening in EVERY school, even your f'ing school, right down the street.

So no. You would not do anything because you're not doing anything.
Discretion is the better part of valor....
Posted by: Lrrr at December 08, 2021 02:10 PM (jIL4c)

No one is going to do anything, ever, until they do. All at once.

No one ever knows when it is going to happen. After it happens, everyone knew exactly when it was coming.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 08, 2021 02:28 PM (llON8)

283 267 You don't have free speech at your job either. Try to diplomatically suggest to the HR harridans that a man in a sundress is still a man. Tell them that the company really ought to hire based on skill, not on the gloriously diverse photos that they can put on the website.
Posted by: KGB at December 08, 2021 02:25 PM (x2N6L)

True.. but unrelated I read this and thought about what if I got into a sundress and told HR to only refer to me as a man.. would I be fired for discriminating against myself? Would the HR manager start smoking like the robots in that Star Trek episode? Almost want to find out.

Posted by: Inogame X-State Lines at December 08, 2021 02:28 PM (53oGX)

284 So no. You would not do anything because you're not doing anything. Discretion is the better part of valor....

Posted by: Lrrr at December 08, 2021 02:10 PM (jIL4c)

Tell me where somebody lives. I don't know all there is to know - just all I need to know. Because there are no chains, yet, holding anybody down.

Posted by: Find My Feet at December 08, 2021 02:28 PM (xoVyq)

285 Public school systems are a failed model that cannot be repaired. Just end it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 01:52 PM (DU+/6)

Failed in whose eyes? Because to the people who count, they are a rip roaring success - at dumbing down the average person, indoctrination, grooming, cultural collapse and social control.

Posted by: ... at December 08, 2021 02:28 PM (OoWHD)

286 I Think the Covid propaganda has Leftists terrified

Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 08, 2021 02:28 PM (ewHhb)

287 Old and busted: Nuremberg code.

By the way, the FNM has told us that the Nuremberg code doesn't apply any more.

See the government has said the experimental gene therapies are no longer experimental so it is now totally ok to force people to get them.

If only the Germans had thought of that!

Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2021 02:28 PM (ESjRY)

288 Purple Lips High
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 08, 2021 02:26 PM (fN90L)

Wee-Wee'd Up Alimentary, er, Elementary.

===

Shoot for the stars. Enroll today at Lazy Burnout Stoner Academy.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 08, 2021 02:29 PM (sVtYq)

289 >>> Fastball - Which Way to the Top? https://youtu.be/Oa69YSwd0ck
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 02:25 PM (DU+/6)

I hadn't heard that before but listening to it and seconds into her part I recognized her voice. I like Poe a lot. I would characterize her voice as sexy, very sexy. People have maybe heard her "Hello".

Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 02:29 PM (Fq1gB)

290 I had my music library in random mode and a song came on. There's a dame who does backing vocals on this track, and I always found her voice to be both very attractive and very familiar. So I went and got the actual CD off the shelf and looked through the liner notes and sure enough, the vocal credit is there. It's another singer called Poe, who I also like (voice-wise, anyway) and for whom I have a CD in my collection. So that was a neat discovery.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 02:25 PM (DU+/6)

I did that once where the chick singer was epic in a Sevendust song......Mesmerizing. So I looked her up, found some of her own music.

It REALLY sucked......I was crushed.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at December 08, 2021 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

291 >>>
Great movie for its time. One of my favorites to quote. But I don't think it holds up well for younger generations to get.

I always have to mention that one of my favorite quotes is from a friend, who would quote Dimones' "You don't care if she cums, stays, lays or prays" line, but from the censored TNT version of the movie, and say "you don't care if she pops, stops, hops or drops!"

always made me laugh. Still makes me laugh. Whenever I see him I ask him to do that, and then i laugh.

Posted by: ace at December 08, 2021 02:29 PM (0G13K)

292 Abbott has got to fend off the competition in the primary first.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at December 08, 2021 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)

West is too new to the State. He'll make for some interesting sound bites, I'm sure, but he should run for a less high profile office if he really wants to get into office. He should run for Eddie Bernice Johnson's seat.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 08, 2021 02:29 PM (trdmm)

293 Still at zero total Omicron deaths worldwide per the MSM and WHO btw.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 08, 2021 02:29 PM (e6I/s)

294 Failed in whose eyes? Because to the people who count, they are a rip roaring success - at dumbing down the average person, indoctrination, grooming, cultural collapse and social control.
Posted by: ... at December 08, 2021 02:28 PM (OoWHD)
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Yep. The assholes running these districts are thrilled with how much they've achieved.

In terms of their stated goals and the goals most would say a public school system has (or should have), though, abject failure. Failure so complete that it is not a failure but a deliberate choice.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 02:29 PM (DU+/6)

295 "My question to you, and this is going to be a tough one," Hawn said to his class on Aug. 27, 2020, "is how is that not a definition of White privilege?"
_______________

How much time have you got, punk, because it's going to take several hours to go through all the facts which demonstrate that "white privilege," which doesn't even exist anymore, had nothing to do with this.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 08, 2021 02:30 PM (k4dH2)

296 246 I have keen eye on what Dan Crenshaw's take on this is?

His record is patchy.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 08, 2021 02:30 PM (Bmy3R)

297 (In 2018, Lupe Valdez, an unknown Mexican Lesbian got 42.5% of the vote in her race against Abbott. Beto is doing a little bit worse than even her incompetent run did.)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 08, 2021 02:23 PM (trdmm)

I read that and thought of Lupe Velez, the Mexican Spitfire.

https://tinyurl.com/mr3xcuyn

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 08, 2021 02:30 PM (2JVJo)

298 Unfortunately about 50% of the kids in America are being fed, clothed, sheltered, indoctrinated, medicated and raised by the State.

They are removed from their drug addicted parents and placed in foster care. Then if they are older, they are medicated for their psychological, emotional and mental health problems.

The well-intentioned but harmful do goodies control these kids lives and fill their hearts and heads with all the work nonsense and these kids go out in society expecting everything to be easy and free. And when they screw up it is the fault of whitey or America in general.

It does not surprise me that this kid got the jab for a piece of pizza.

Posted by: Czech Chick at December 08, 2021 02:30 PM (Ypbog)

299 I did that once where the chick singer was epic in a Sevendust song......Mesmerizing. So I looked her up, found some of her own music.

It REALLY sucked......I was crushed.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at December 08, 2021 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)
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Yeah. I hate it when that happens.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 02:30 PM (DU+/6)

300
Perhaps it's way past time for all real American people, normal Americans, with kids in school to sit them down very early on. They need to be told often about what they're going to encounter in the classroom, and make them aware of it. Give them the tools to not fall prey to any of the garbage being churned out. What to be on the lookout for, etc. How to handle certain situations.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 08, 2021 02:00 PM

As one of the between 60,000 to 90,000 survivors of sexual abuse while in the Boy Scouts, I'm in a strange place. I'm not sure if my parents should have warned me about so-called 'Minor Attracted Persons' or not. I didn't have a clue such a thing existed back then. I don't know if I had children now what I would tell them to warn them of their existence.

About the only thing I told my daughter was to make her promise me never to let her sons join the Boy Scouts. Cub Scouts - okay. Now I have to vote on whether to accept some lame monetary reward for a life changing event and accept pennies on the dollar for an actual loss. F the BSA. Burn it down, salt the earth. YMMV

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 08, 2021 02:30 PM (dQvv7)

301 296 246 I have keen eye on what Dan Crenshaw's take on this is?

His record is patchy.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 08, 2021 02:30 PM (Bmy3R)

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Oof.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2021 02:30 PM (ptqGC)

302 >>>293 Still at zero total Omicron deaths worldwide per the MSM and WHO btw.

I'm going to write a script called "Omicron Man" where it's like Omega Man but instead Charleton Heston is the last man in a world where everyone else is also alive

Posted by: ace at December 08, 2021 02:31 PM (0G13K)

303 They are not speaking in their private capacity as citizens -- they are speaking as paid employees of the government, and hence paid agents, indirectly, of the citizenry, to do a job we're telling them to do, and telling them how to do.
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When they utter a religious sentiment they are (like) CONGRESS legislating for the Authority of the Church from the classroom.

It's been a while since teachers weren't muzzled in the classroom, at least the bad ones.

Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2021 02:31 PM (XHhHI)

304 258 1994 Budapest Memorandum on Security Assurances

To solidify security commitments to Ukraine, the United States, Russia, and the United Kingdom signed the Budapest Memorandum on Security Assurances on December 5, 1994. A political agreement in accordance with the principles of the Helsinki Accords, the memorandum included security assurances against the threat or use of force against Ukraine's territory or political independence. The countries promised to respect the sovereignty and existing borders of Ukraine. Parallel memorandums were signed for Belarus and Kazakhstan as well. In response, Ukraine officially acceded to the NPT as a non-nuclear weapon state on December 5, 1994. That move met the final condition for ratification of START, and on the same day, the five START states-parties exchange instruments of ratification, bringing the treaty into force.
Posted by: SMOD at December 08, 2021 02:24 PM (RHGPo)

That was a truly momentous treaty. It solved the Russia's (and ours at the time) problem of all those ex-Soviet satellites having nukes, but it also removed what deterred Russia from moving in on them, were they to choose to do so.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 08, 2021 02:31 PM (rHH18)

305 Is that Indiana, Madamemayhem? (If so, heh. But the charter school in Ellettsville is pretty good. We would have considered that one, if it weren't such a long drive. There's also a good baptist school in Martinsville.)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton

Yes we are about thirty miles south-ish of Bloomington. We are even farther from Evansville and Martinsville.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 08, 2021 02:31 PM (Vxu+H)

306 I have keen eye on what Dan Crenshaw's take on this is?

I find his views to lack depth.

Posted by: Find My Feet at December 08, 2021 02:31 PM (xoVyq)

307 I hear that this colloquialism is Brooklynese for "Merry Christmas!"

https://tinyurl.com/4yp5w64t

Posted by: kallisto at December 08, 2021 02:31 PM (DJFLF)

308 I saw Unknown Mexican Lesbians open for Thrill Kill Kult at the Tip Top in Huntsville, Alabama in 1995.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 08, 2021 02:31 PM (e6I/s)

309
Meanwhile all-causes mortality in post-jab minors is up 60-70%, and strokes and heart attacks up up as high as +300%

I've noticed an interesting change from the LIVs I talk to now. They are slowly moving away from "the shots are perfectly safe! no side effects!" to "ok the shots have side effects but COVID does the same things but worse!'

Of course the interesting wrinkle to this is that the clot shots do not stop you from getting COVID. So...even if true the health impacts of the clot shots matter.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2021 02:31 PM (ESjRY)

310 That, along with fair skin, tops even redheads in my personal favoritism scale.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 02:27 PM (txdEq)

So Alexandra Daddario

Posted by: ... at December 08, 2021 02:31 PM (jhm6b)

311 >>> 287 Old and busted: Nuremberg code.

By the way, the FNM has told us that the Nuremberg code doesn't apply any more.

See the government has said the experimental gene therapies are no longer experimental so it is now totally ok to force people to get them.

If only the Germans had thought of that!
Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2021 02:28 PM (ESjRY)

Isn't that conveeeenient. Wonder if any of the HR bints reviewing people's exemption requests have even heard of this, let alone comprehend how it is relevant In These Unprecedented Times of Pandemic?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 08, 2021 02:31 PM (llON8)

312 291 "you don't care if she pops, stops, hops or drops!"

Oh man, I had forgotten that. Worst edit ever.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 08, 2021 02:31 PM (Bmy3R)

313 See the government has said the experimental gene therapies are no longer experimental so it is now totally ok to force people to get them.
If only the Germans had thought of that!
Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2021 02:28 PM (ESjRY)

spoiler: Actually they did.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 08, 2021 02:31 PM (ZMraq)

314 Poe's Haunted is another good album and it ties in with her brother's crazy House of Leaves. Read the book first, I admit it's a hard read, very weird, and then listen to Poe's Haunted.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 02:31 PM (Fq1gB)

315 I have keen eye on what Dan Crenshaw's take on this is?

His record is patchy.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 08, 2021 02:30 PM (Bmy3R)

Someone will have to keep an eye out for it.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at December 08, 2021 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)

316 293 Still at zero total Omicron deaths worldwide per the MSM and WHO btw.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 08, 2021 02:29 PM (e6I/s)

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We still recommend quadruple masking for it though.
- CDC

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 08, 2021 02:32 PM (OalnH)

317 What should have been in the discussion is that you don't have the right to teach racism and hate. At it's core that is what they are doing and the only effective argument for our side.

It's idiotic that we don't challenge them in court with suit after suit, both individuals and the institutions nor do we have anyone in the media who doesn't dance with the other side. The issue isn't whether the teacher should have latitude in the class. The author totally misses. It's nailing them on whether it is hate and demanding zero tolerance and extreme and unforgiving, nuclear option persecution of any involved.

Christ, if they have superior weapons, pick up a weapon from the other side once in a awhile. Hold them to their standard and use an effective strategy rather than everyone thinking that they can bitch on the internet. Make the people in the whole district attend expensive sensitivity training.

As usual we don't have any effective strategies and our news side while making an important contribution mostly deflects our own blows.

Posted by: jeremiah at December 08, 2021 02:32 PM (Xtel/)

318 I saw Unknown Mexican Lesbians open for Thrill Kill Kult at the Tip Top in Huntsville, Alabama in 1995.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 08, 2021 02:31 PM (e6I/s)
++++
My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult - Glamour is a Rocky Road:
https://youtu.be/IihtF54_p4U

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 02:32 PM (DU+/6)

319 I saw Unknown Mexican Lesbians open for Thrill Kill Kult at the Tip Top in Huntsville, Alabama in 1995.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 08, 2021 02:31 PM (e6I/s)

Didn't they also tour with L7 for a while?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 08, 2021 02:32 PM (ZMraq)

320 Ebenezer Scrooge weighs in on Covide Nation:

https://tinyurl.com/2p8uw9nk

Posted by: kallisto at December 08, 2021 02:32 PM (DJFLF)

321 "So no. You would not do anything because you're not doing anything.
Discretion is the better part of valor....
Posted by: Lrrr at December 08, 2021 02:10 PM (jIL4c)"

We're making major sacrifices to keep our kids out of public school. So is everyone in our social circles.

For those that keep their kids in - this will continue as long as those responsible evade encounters with clue-by-fours. Maybe they'll do something, maybe they won't.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at December 08, 2021 02:32 PM (6Xyqy)

322 I have keen eye on what Dan Crenshaw's take on this is?

His record is patchy.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 08, 2021 02:30 PM (Bmy3R)

A good pupil of Soros.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 08, 2021 02:33 PM (QKtAT)

323 Kurt could be a teacher for 1st grade because he is smarter than a first grader. But second grade is a no go for Kurt teaching because...

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 08, 2021 02:33 PM (iDcra)

324 Meanwhile all-causes mortality in post-jab minors is up 60-70%, and strokes and heart attacks up up as high as +300%

--

Dr. Sand Fly says the risk is next to zero.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 08, 2021 02:33 PM (sVtYq)

325 I always have to mention that one of my favorite quotes is from a friend, who would quote Dimones' "You don't care if she cums, stays, lays or prays" line, but from the censored TNT version of the movie, and say "you don't care if she pops, stops, hops or drops!"

always made me laugh. Still makes me laugh. Whenever I see him I ask him to do that, and then i laugh.
Posted by: ace at December 08, 2021 02:29 PM (0G13K)

I would actually love to see the censored version again. When Brad told the customer he was kick 100% of his ass, the TV version was a badly edited "100% of your FACE". And Spicolli said "You NERD!" to Mr Hand instead of "You DICK!".

I still say the "100% of your FACE" thing as an inside joke with my fellow 29 year old buddies.

Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 02:33 PM (mZUr4)

326 He should run for Eddie Bernice Johnson's seat.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 08, 2021 02:29 PM (trdmm)

His current strategy isn't terrible: Angle for the Trump endorsement, then ride dissatisfaction to victory. Despite Abbott's windmilling, he is broadly popular- and Trump only lifts when victory is in sight.

I'm sure West will have better ideas next cycle, when he realizes the score.

Posted by: trev006 at December 08, 2021 02:33 PM (jCJ2M)

327 Poe's Haunted is another good album and it ties in with her brother's crazy House of Leaves. Read the book first, I admit it's a hard read, very weird, and then listen to Poe's Haunted.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 02:31 PM (Fq1gB)
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"Haunted" does a good job of standing alone. The book is too much of a chore, and one I quit bothering with several times. The album is pretty decent in its own right.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 02:33 PM (DU+/6)

328 Didn't they also tour with L7 for a while?
Posted by: Kindltot at December 08, 2021 02:32 PM (ZMraq)

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You're confusing number bands. It was Matchbox 20.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 08, 2021 02:33 PM (OalnH)

329 Meanwhile, some vaxed people's legs are exploding.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 08, 2021 02:33 PM (LtGlA)

330 Fast Times was one of those movies we went to see over and over again, from first-run to the bargain house.

Every time Phoebe dropped top, the guys in the audience would whoop and hoot and holler. Hell, by the 3rd or 4th time, that's what we were there for.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 08, 2021 02:33 PM (Bmy3R)

331 I'm going to write a script called "Omicron Man" where it's like Omega Man but instead Charleton Heston is the last man in a world where everyone else is also alive
Posted by: ace at December 08, 2021 02:31 PM (0G13K)

That works on so many levels, now that I think about it.

Posted by: Boswell at December 08, 2021 02:34 PM (5iUNf)

332 I'm going to write a script called "Omicron Man" where it's like Omega Man but instead Charleton Heston is the last man in a world where everyone else is also alive
Posted by: ace at December 08, 2021 02:31 PM (0G13K)

Does he still get to cruise around LA, blasting away at robe-clad figures and living in a fortified townhouse at night?

Doesn't sound too off from modern-day LA though.

Posted by: Thrawn at December 08, 2021 02:34 PM (Rl7KJ)

333 I have keen eye on what Dan Crenshaw's take on this is?

He's the most fun to give the old Angry Pirate too!

Look it up on urban dictionary. Or...don't.

Posted by: Chairman Xi at December 08, 2021 02:34 PM (ESjRY)

334 We're making major sacrifices to keep our kids out of public school. So is everyone in our social circles.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at December 08, 2021 02:32 PM (6Xyqy)

You can sacrifice when it's easy, or when it is hard.

Posted by: trev006 at December 08, 2021 02:34 PM (jCJ2M)

335 I'm going to write a script called "Omicron Man" where it's like Omega Man but instead Charleton Heston is the last man in a world where everyone else is also alive
Posted by: ace

**

Have him be a retired epidemiologist who is viewed as insane because he's trying to tell Real Scientists that the super deadly virus did exactly what a cold virus was predicted to do based on 400 odd years of scientific / epidemiological research and understanding and it evolved to where it is now just an inconvenience and we can carry on with our lives as normal.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 08, 2021 02:34 PM (e6I/s)

336 >>No one is going to do anything, ever, until they do. All at once.

>>No one ever knows when it is going to happen. After it happens, everyone knew exactly when it was coming.

People are already doing things about it. The VA election turned on this issue and the new AG is even more active in this area than the new governor. There are groups like this springing up across the country. I expect it will be a big issue in the election next fall.

If you are waiting on the media to report it you will wait a long time because they are same people who have been saying none of this crap was really happening but thanks to the lockdowns lots of parents saw firsthand what was going on in the schools and the alarm bells started going off.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2021 02:34 PM (ZLI7S)

337 "My fellow Americans, today you sent a message to the whole world," she says. "Our values endure. Our democracy stands strong. And our motto remains: e pluribus unum. Out of many, one.

"We will not be defined only by our differences. We will not be an us versus them country. The American dream is big enough for everyone. Through a long, hard campaign, we were challenged to choose between two very different visions for America. How we grow together, how we live together, and how we face a world full of peril and promise together.

"Fundamentally, this election challenged us to decide what it means to be an American in the 21st century. And for reaching for a unity, decency, and what President Lincoln called 'the better angels of our nature.' We met that challenge."

-- President-Elect Hillary Clinton, 2016

Posted by: SMOD at December 08, 2021 02:35 PM (RHGPo)

338 175 But yes, some Finnish ladies are super hot
Posted by: Kindltot at December 08, 2021 02:11 PM (ZMraq)

It's probably a lot like Norway. We we got there we became the ugliest people in the country.

No, no, no. Was in a partnership with. Finnish pharma company and met the QC staff that would be working on our product. Over 60 of the homeliest looking woman you could imagine. The only pretty ones were of Swedish decent. And the Finns don't like the Swedes.

Posted by: The Cookie Man at December 08, 2021 02:35 PM (fb9bG)

339
So, if I understand this correctly...

A syringe vaccinated a child against the parent's wishes.

Those goddam syringes always vaccinating!!!

Someone needs to do something!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at December 08, 2021 02:35 PM (OMayC)

340 I have keen eye on what Dan Crenshaw's take on this is?

His record is patchy.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 08, 2021 02:30 PM (Bmy3R)

Someone will have to keep an eye out for it.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at December 08, 2021 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)

He's auditioning for the revamped version of The Raiders logo

Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 02:35 PM (mZUr4)

341 that's a good joke i wrote

you're going to tell your kids that joke one day and you're going to lie and tell you you made that joke up and it's okay, I understand why you're gonna lie, it's a good joke

Posted by: ace at December 08, 2021 02:35 PM (0G13K)

342 Just stop. This isn't 10,000 miles away-- it's happening in EVERY school, even your f'ing school, right down the street.

So no. You would not do anything because you're not doing anything.
Discretion is the better part of valor....
Posted by: Lrrr at December 08, 2021 02:10 PM (jIL4c)

I don't know you.. but if this was my kid your damn right I'd be at school and they'd be calling the cops on me to have me removed. I'm not saying I'd be smashing someone's face or anything.. but I'm also not saying
I wouldn't. The situation will be fluid.
The idea that anyone thinks they can fuck with a person's child and it won't be a problem means you don't have kids or you didn't raise them.

Posted by: Inogame X-State Lines at December 08, 2021 02:35 PM (53oGX)

343 We're making major sacrifices to keep our kids out of public school. So is everyone in our social circles.

Pro Tip - you're arguing with a dude that's arguing that nobody else is doing anything that he's not doing either.

It's the same as "well, the gun guys aren't doing nothing". He's not a gun guy.

As long as the store shelves ain't completely empty, he'll tell you why you need to keep your head down.

Posted by: Find My Feet at December 08, 2021 02:35 PM (xoVyq)

344 "Libs" always have double standards. Lady on Tucker last night said that she wishes conservatives weren't leading the way in holding the line on trans-mania, but they are.

I thought that was an odd sentiment. Residual conservatives-are-icky feeling, perhaps.

Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2021 02:35 PM (XHhHI)

345 >>> 314 Poe's Haunted is another good album and it ties in with her brother's crazy House of Leaves. Read the book first, I admit it's a hard read, very weird, and then listen to Poe's Haunted.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 02:31 PM (Fq1gB)

iirc it's a "found notes and pictures" within a book within a draft screenplay within a book or some such. Those siblings seem... odd. But yeah, she has a great voice and that album has her using it well.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 08, 2021 02:35 PM (llON8)

346 Everyone talks about Phoebe Cates. I thought Jennifer Jason Leigh was the hotter one.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 08, 2021 02:35 PM (OalnH)

347 That works on so many levels, now that I think about it.
Posted by: Boswell at December 08, 2021 02:34 PM (5iUNf)

Yes. Who'd be Matthias, though? Tater's way too fat, although he's pale enough to do the albino thing without makeup.

Posted by: Thrawn at December 08, 2021 02:35 PM (Rl7KJ)

348 I would actually love to see the censored version again. When Brad told the customer he was kick 100% of his ass, the TV version was a badly edited "100% of your FACE". And Spicolli said "You NERD!" to Mr Hand instead of "You DICK!".

--

What do they do for the bathroom mirror scene when Judge is talking to himself about breaking up with his girl? What's he cleaning off the mirror? The censored version would be funny, whatever it is.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 08, 2021 02:36 PM (sVtYq)

349 I saw Unknown Mexican Lesbians open for Thrill Kill Kult at the Tip Top in Huntsville, Alabama in 1995.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

They get around, they opened for Screamin' Sirens at the Stone in SF a couple years earlier.

Posted by: JEM at December 08, 2021 02:36 PM (8erNz)

350 Didn't they also tour with L7 for a while?
Posted by: Kindltot at December 08, 2021 02:32 PM (ZMraq)

__

You're confusing number bands. It was Matchbox 20.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 08, 2021 02:33 PM (OalnH)

You sure it wasn't U2? Or 3 Doors Down? Or 4 Non Blondes? Or 5 for Fighting?.....

Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 02:36 PM (mZUr4)

351 McCarthy and McConnell will get right on this next year when they become speaker and majority leader. Send $100 ASAP to help those efforts.
- GOP

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 08, 2021 02:37 PM (OalnH)

352 Everyone talks about Phoebe Cates

But, no ones does anything about Phoebe Cates.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 08, 2021 02:37 PM (OMayC)

353 I'm going to write a script called "Omicron Man" where it's like Omega Man but instead Charleton Heston is the last man in a world where everyone else is also alive
Posted by: ace at December 08, 2021 02:31 PM (0G13K)
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With a slightly raised fever, sore throat, and sniffles.

Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2021 02:37 PM (XHhHI)

354 346 Everyone talks about Phoebe Cates. I thought Jennifer Jason Leigh was the hotter one.

They were both hot as hell.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 08, 2021 02:37 PM (Bmy3R)

355 I couldn't date a girl that looked like Alexandria Daddario, I'd take one look at her eyes and be unable to speak

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2021 02:37 PM (KZzsI)

356
True.. but unrelated I read this and thought about what if I got into a sundress and told HR to only refer to me as a man.. would I be fired for discriminating against myself? Would the HR manager start smoking like the robots in that Star Trek episode? Almost want to find out.
Posted by: Inogame X-State Lines at December 08, 2021 02:28 PM (53oGX)

Now THAT, folks, is thinking out of the box. If I had the money, I'd pay you to try it.

Posted by: I'm The Other White Meat at December 08, 2021 02:37 PM (Fs5vw)

357 Everyone talks about Phoebe Cates

But, no ones does ~~anything about~~ Phoebe Cates.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 08, 2021 02:37 PM (OMayC)
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FIFY

Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2021 02:37 PM (XHhHI)

358 296 246 I have keen eye on what Dan Crenshaw's take on this is?

His record is patchy.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 08, 2021 02:30 PM (Bmy3R)

He only sees one side of the issue

Posted by: Bill Cutting at December 08, 2021 02:37 PM (myUMx)

359 352 Everyone talks about Phoebe Cates

But, no ones does anything about Phoebe Cates.
Posted by: naturalfake

Ahem.

Posted by: Kevin Kline at December 08, 2021 02:37 PM (8erNz)

360 I read that and thought of Lupe Velez, the Mexican Spitfire.

https://tinyurl.com/mr3xcuyn
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 08, 2021 02:30 PM

Hello, sailor!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2021 02:38 PM (m+jkK)

361 You sure it wasn't U2? Or 3 Doors Down? Or 4 Non Blondes? Or 5 for Fighting?.....
Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 02:36 PM (mZUr4)

Sixx AM

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 08, 2021 02:38 PM (QKtAT)

362 But, no ones does anything about Phoebe Cates.

"I did"
--Kevin Kline with a smug look

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2021 02:38 PM (KZzsI)

363 People have maybe heard her "Hello".
Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 02:29 PM (Fq1gB)

Poe is amazing. High percentage of good songs and yeah her voice is sexy as hell. And she can sing.

Posted by: ... at December 08, 2021 02:38 PM (AhPpx)

364 I wanted Poe to do another album but I'd like her to be happy with what she's doing so I'm good with what she's produced. I think prior to her albums she had been back up for other people too.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 02:38 PM (Fq1gB)

365 I can see JJL as a hottie but still Phobe beats her by a little

Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2021 02:38 PM (2JoB8)

366 >>: I couldn't date a girl that looked like Alexandria Daddario, I'd take one look at her eyes and be unable to speak

she's a honey. I first saw her in "Hall Pass" with Owen Wilson and Jason Sudeikis (I think) and felt depressed afterwards, that's how hot she was, I was literally depressed

Posted by: ace at December 08, 2021 02:38 PM (0G13K)

367 Alec Baldwin should move the "Rust" production to Ukraine. He can freely shoot live bullets there.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 08, 2021 02:38 PM (jZEpE)

368 306 I have keen eye on what Dan Crenshaw's take on this is?

I find his views to lack depth.
Posted by: Find My Feet at December 08, 2021 02:31 PM (xoVyq)

Yeah that's only your perception, man...

Posted by: The Dude at December 08, 2021 02:39 PM (53oGX)

369 Dazed and Confused was Fast Times, 10 years later and set 10 years earlier.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 08, 2021 02:39 PM (OalnH)

370 You're confusing number bands. It was Matchbox 20.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 08, 2021 02:33 PM (OalnH)

You sure it wasn't U2? Or 3 Doors Down? Or 4 Non Blondes? Or 5 for Fighting?.....
Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 02:36 PM (mZUr4)
++++
Or Blink-182. Or SR71. Or 98 degrees.

Those "serial number bands" sure were common for a while.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 02:39 PM (DU+/6)

371 Kevin Kline deserves the smug look. Well done, dude. Well. Done.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 08, 2021 02:39 PM (Bmy3R)

372 ""Why are we allowing these radical activists free access to indoctrinate, medically experiment on, and sexually groom our children?""

I'm guessing the absence of death squads is one reason.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 08, 2021 02:39 PM (VwHCD)

373 "The idea that anyone thinks they can fuck with a person's child and it won't be a problem means you don't have kids or you didn't raise them.
Posted by: Inogame X-State Lines at December 08, 2021 02:35 PM (53oGX)"

Hence the several recent incidents with parents arrested/beaten by cops in school board meetings, as well as some school boards going so far as to get warrants and arrest the parents later at home.

That time is approaching. We don't know what may set it off - my money has always been on schools covering for/enabling rapes via woke bullshit, but it could very well be something like this instead.

There is already video of elementary kids getting CPR at school floating around, with big tech going all out yanking it down.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at December 08, 2021 02:39 PM (6Xyqy)

374 I wanted Poe to do another album
---
But, nevermore.

Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2021 02:39 PM (XHhHI)

375 Oh if you run the numbers out of the safety document that Pfizer was forced to release their death toll for the first 3 months was 1,223 deaths out of 2M jabs.

Of course they also say in the document they got so many reports of side effects and injuries that they just focused on the ones that they thought were more serious.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2021 02:39 PM (ESjRY)

376 Amanda Wyss for the win.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 08, 2021 02:39 PM (4thlk)

377 "We will not be defined only by our differences. We will not be an us versus them country. The American dream is big enough for everyone. Through a long, hard campaign, we were challenged to choose between two very different visions for America. How we grow together, how we live together, and how we face a world full of peril and promise together.

"Fundamentally, this election challenged us to decide what it means to be an American in the 21st century. And for reaching for a unity, decency, and what President Lincoln called 'the better angels of our nature.' We met that challenge."

-- President-Elect Hillary Clinton, 2016

Posted by: SMOD at December 08, 2021 02:35 PM (RHGPo)

+++
Except for you baskets full of deplorables. And you know who you are.

Posted by: Hillary at December 08, 2021 02:40 PM (cjEXD)

378 And education majors are typically the stupidest and laziest students on campus. The programs are a twisted joke, and the joke compounds and feeds on itself.

Even if we keep public schools, ending teacher credentialing would go a long way.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 02:18 PM (DU+/6)

========================

It is not just Elementary-High School Education.

I graduated from a Big Ten Engineering University thirty years ago. Half the Professors taught the same class(es) every quarter/ semester. Same book, same notes. Heck, a few even had their official hand written class notes available for purchase at the U Bookstore.

Posted by: rd at December 08, 2021 02:40 PM (Z32m1)

379 >>>she's a honey. I first saw her in "Hall Pass" with Owen Wilson and Jason Sudeikis (I think) and felt depressed afterwards, that's how hot she was, I was literally depressed

I guess this is that "Instagram Syndrome" that young girls are feeling

if so, that's bad, because they feel it all the time

Posted by: ace at December 08, 2021 02:40 PM (0G13K)

380 It must grate on The Beast that some retarded, drooling asshole with the IQ of an artichoke is President and her fat, shapeless, conniving ass will NEVER be. Heh.

We will always have that.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 08, 2021 02:40 PM (o2MD2)

381 movie talk - I finally watched a (relatively) new movie last night; "15 things you didn't know about Bigfoot. (Number 1 will Blow Your Mind!)

I wasn't expecting much, but I ended up laughing a whole lot more than I thought I would. To say it's quirky is an understatement, it starts off being a faux documentary, and then it gets more and more nuts each scene. I won't spoil it by telling how it finally goes all the way over the top towards the end.
t

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 08, 2021 02:40 PM (trdmm)

382 Phoebe Cates was sexy/cute in the movie Shag. Sadly, it wasn't the Austin Powers type of shagging

Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 02:40 PM (mZUr4)

383 This town is like a great big chicken, just waiting to be plucked.

Posted by: ... at December 08, 2021 02:40 PM (AhPpx)

384 >Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 08, 2021 02:00 PM (Vxu+H)

Yeah, there's a few childless people here who delight in telling us what shitty parents we are in various ways by not living up to their golden ideals. I've dealt with this IRL too. They can fuck all of the way off.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 08, 2021 02:40 PM (cSs/W)

385 @344

>>I thought that was an odd sentiment. Residual conservatives-are-icky feeling, perhaps.

She's a leftist in the mold of Camillle Paglia, she a leftists but not a batshit crazy leftist but probably is big on abortion and anti-religious but distressingly has found common cause with Conservatives.

She'll use conservatives like tackling to do the heavy lifting but will never vote for a conservative and will turn on conservatives once she's reached her goal.

Similar to how the GOP used the Tea Party and MAGA movement.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 08, 2021 02:40 PM (MQmkJ)

386 Btw, did our phony president have anything to say about the 80th anniversary of Pearl Harbor yesterday? I saw nothing.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 08, 2021 02:41 PM (sVtYq)

387 365 I can see JJL as a hottie but still Phobe beats her by a little
Posted by: Skip

I actually hadn't realized JJL was Vic Morrow's daughter until the helicopter-crash discussions a while back.

Hot and just a little crazy...

Posted by: Kevin Kline at December 08, 2021 02:41 PM (8erNz)

388 Oh one of the other odd things to come out of Pfizer's secret document? Out of the first 2M shots they caused 8K outbreaks of herpes.

Presumably there is something in the clot shot that causes herpes/shingles viruses to become activated again.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2021 02:41 PM (ESjRY)

389 I wanted Poe to do another album
---
But, nevermore.
Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2021 02:39 PM (XHhHI)

well played

Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 02:41 PM (mZUr4)

390 Hence the several recent incidents with parents arrested/beaten by cops in school board meetings, as well as some school boards going so far as to get warrants and arrest the parents later at home.

Back the Blue, my man. Back. The. Blue.

Posted by: Find My Feet at December 08, 2021 02:41 PM (xoVyq)

391
Kurt could be a teacher for 1st grade because he is smarter than a first grader. But second grade is a no go for Kurt teaching because...
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 08, 2021 02:33 PM (iDcra)

Because Kurt thinks that 2nd graders are just too old for him.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 08, 2021 02:41 PM (n+4am)

392 Here in WA a few years ago school admin took a 16 year old girl to have an abortion. They told her it would be free if she didn't tell her parents. It was perfectly legal.

If you value your kids do everything you can to get them out of government schools.

Posted by: 29Victor at December 08, 2021 02:41 PM (BJKQV)

393 I'm going to write a script called "Omicron Man" where it's like Omega Man but instead Charleton Heston is the last man in a world where everyone else is also alive
Posted by: ace at December 08, 2021 02:31 PM (0G13K)

My favorite take on it all was hearing someone call it "Oh-Micron"

sums it up really.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 08, 2021 02:42 PM (ZMraq)

394 Oh, sure. You guys got Phoebe Cates and Jennifer Jason Leigh. We got Sean Penn and goofy Judge Reinhold. And Mr. Hand. This is what I call not fair.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 08, 2021 02:42 PM (sVtYq)

395 Let's clean up those socks...

Posted by: JEM at December 08, 2021 02:42 PM (8erNz)

396 Btw, did our phony president have anything to say about the 80th anniversary of Pearl Harbor yesterday? I saw nothing.
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 08, 2021 02:41 PM (sVtYq)

I think he gave his firsthand account of the events he witnessed in person on the actual day

Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 02:42 PM (mZUr4)

397 Kevin Kline deserves the smug look. Well done, dude. Well. Done.
Posted by: Guy Smiley

Dude is 74. Phoebe is 58. Dude can fuck right off to the old folks home.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 02:43 PM (g4EaB)

398 I ran across a really good thread which was, name an actress and name the film she was in at peak hotness.

Good thread. Better with pictures. Fun game.

Posted by: ... at December 08, 2021 02:43 PM (r43Wh)

399 386 Btw, did our phony president have anything to say about the 80th anniversary of Pearl Harbor yesterday? I saw nothing.
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 08, 2021 02:41 PM (sVtYq)

He told his aides about how he still relived the time he stood on the deck of the Arizona, shooting machine guns at the incoming Japanese planes. But for some reason his handlers decided to keep his stories private this time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 08, 2021 02:43 PM (trdmm)

400 That Hawn fucker needs to make the acquaintance of a pack of feral hogs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2021 02:43 PM (P3gRi)

401 I like being fair too, but I try to make sure it's fair--for example, if they are demanding a lot, it's fair to demand from them.

That's fair.

Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2021 02:43 PM (XHhHI)

402
I couldn't date a girl that looked like Alexandria Daddario, I'd take one look at her eyes and be unable to speak

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2021 02:37 PM

I remember going to an all inclusive club in Jamaica for couples. Wife and I sit down, another couple joins us at the table. My wife is - I don't know, in get up and dance mode and I'm not. So this guy says to her something about her needing to dance and off they go. Leaving me looking into his wife/girlfriend/whatever's eyes. Eyes like that.

There's nothing to say because my brain refuses to work. I'm a teenager on a first date level of stupid.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 08, 2021 02:43 PM (dQvv7)

403 I couldn't date a girl that looked like Alexandria Daddario, I'd take one look at her eyes and be unable to speak
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

You could just play her strings.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2021 02:44 PM (1t5dY)

404 Fire all the teachers, then conscript them. Use them for nation building.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 08, 2021 02:44 PM (LtGlA)

405 Oh, sure. You guys got Phoebe Cates and Jennifer Jason Leigh. We got Sean Penn and goofy Judge Reinhold. And Mr. Hand. This is what I call not fair.
Posted by: Lady in Black

One of my daughter's potential boyfriends - swim team teammate, son of one of her middle school teachers - looks very much like a teenage Sean Penn.

He's a nice, honest, personable guy. Even says 'sir'. I'm not gonna show her what Sean Penn looks like now.

Posted by: JEM at December 08, 2021 02:44 PM (8erNz)

406
What should have been in the discussion is that you don't have the right to teach racism and hate. At it's core that is what they are doing and the only effective argument for our side.

They claim to be teaching ANTI-racism and ANTI-hate.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 08, 2021 02:44 PM (63Dwl)

407 Why is there even a "Current Events" class in HS?

Shouldn't they just take another semester of history?

Posted by: Guild Navigator Mitch McConnell at December 08, 2021 02:44 PM (yQpMk)

408 Those "serial number bands" sure were common for a while.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 02:39 PM (DU+/6)

Keep counting. We'll wait as long as it takes

Posted by: 10,000 Maniacs at December 08, 2021 02:44 PM (mZUr4)

409 I think he gave his firsthand account of the events he witnessed in person on the actual day
Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 02:42 PM (mZUr4)

I know you're joking be cause no way he's remember anything.

Posted by: The Cookie Man at December 08, 2021 02:44 PM (fb9bG)

410 There's a lot of white privilege in this post by Ace.

Posted by: An ahole, brainwashed into self hatred and performative struggle sessions at December 08, 2021 02:44 PM (rQANp)

411 That Hawn fucker needs to make the acquaintance of a pack of feral hogs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2021 02:43 PM (P3gRi)
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What you got against me?

Posted by: Kurt Russel at December 08, 2021 02:44 PM (XHhHI)

412 dammit

That fucking sock is as sticky as they come.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 08, 2021 02:44 PM (yQpMk)

413 Btw, did our phony president have anything to say about the 80th anniversary of Pearl Harbor yesterday? I saw nothing.
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 08, 2021 02:41 PM (sVtYq)

They were too busy prepping the dementia patient to try to intimidate Putin by phone

Posted by: Kindltot at December 08, 2021 02:45 PM (ZMraq)

414 Keep counting. We'll wait as long as it takes
Posted by: 10,000 Maniacs at December 08, 2021 02:44 PM (mZUr4)
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Give 'em what they want, Tigerlily. Give 'em what they want.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 02:45 PM (DU+/6)

415 Long time ago I worked with a girl who was half-Japanese, like Phoebe Cates. Everyone called her "Phoebe," even her parents!

Alas, aside from the long black hair, the resemblance was slight. But she always had guys asking her to do the carrot BJ thing or drop the top.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 08, 2021 02:45 PM (Bmy3R)

416 I ran across a really good thread which was, name an actress and name the film she was in at peak hotness.

Good thread. Better with pictures. Fun game.
Posted by: ...

Debbie. Dallas.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 02:45 PM (g4EaB)

417 she's a honey. I first saw her in "Hall Pass" with Owen Wilson and Jason Sudeikis (I think) and felt depressed afterwards, that's how hot she was, I was literally depressed
Posted by: ace at December 08, 2021 02:38 PM (0G13K)

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There is a pick of her nekkid in a swimming pool. Don't Google for it, it will depress you even more.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 08, 2021 02:45 PM (OalnH)

418 Oh, this is special:

https://tinyurl.com/342434aj

Posted by: kallisto at December 08, 2021 02:45 PM (DJFLF)

419 I'm still disappointed they haven't invited me to speak at a Pearl Harbor memorial.

As the man that personally sank the Yamato after watching the rest of his squad die in the Marianas Trench you'd think they'd want to hear what I have to say.

Posted by: Brian Williams at December 08, 2021 02:46 PM (ESjRY)

420 I'd complain about the teacher's actions, but I don't want to wind up on a terrorism watch list.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 08, 2021 02:46 PM (98oG5)

421 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC

It is absolutely ludicrous that members of Congress can hold and trade individual stock while in office.

The access and influence we have should be exercised for the public interest, not our profit. It shouldn't be legal for us to trade individual stock with the info we have.

Posted by: SMOD at December 08, 2021 02:46 PM (RHGPo)

422 one of the other odd things to come out of Pfizer's secret document? Out of the first 2M shots they caused 8K outbreaks of herpes.

=====

It sounds like a lot. But how many herpes outbreaks would you expect in a group of 2M people?

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 08, 2021 02:46 PM (sGnvY)

423 >>I ran across a really good thread which was, name an actress and name the film she was in at peak hotness.

Diane Lane - Streets of Fire.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 08, 2021 02:46 PM (MQmkJ)

424 404 Fire all the teachers, then conscript them. Use them for nation building.
Posted by: Boss Moss

#PolPotWasRight

Clean out the universities, once they've spent three years stoop-hoeing lettuce or whatever crop is local to the institution then maybe they can be 'rehabilitated'.

Posted by: JEM at December 08, 2021 02:47 PM (8erNz)

425 >>> 388 Oh one of the other odd things to come out of Pfizer's secret document? Out of the first 2M shots they caused 8K outbreaks of herpes.

Presumably there is something in the clot shot that causes herpes/shingles viruses to become activated again.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2021 02:41 PM (ESjRY)

Fcking with the immune system could do it.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 08, 2021 02:47 PM (llON8)

426 There is no salvaging the "education" system in this country, just as there is no salvaging the FBI or any other federal system. There ain't no putting Humpty Dumpty back together no matter how many of the king's horses and men you throw at it.

Posted by: Eat The Eloi at December 08, 2021 02:47 PM (BvNzB)

427 Diane Lane - Streets of Fire.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

My tongue has awaited her presence for years.

Posted by: JEM at December 08, 2021 02:48 PM (8erNz)

428 Q: What was Brian Williams's favorite show as a youngster?

A: You Were There.

Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2021 02:48 PM (XHhHI)

429 s President and her fat, shapeless, conniving ass will NEVER be. Heh.
==
Don't be too hasty. When she's in the ground, stake through heart, head off, and holy water poured over the body. Maybe then. Maybe.

Posted by: just sayin at December 08, 2021 02:48 PM (7QuTD)

430 423 >>I ran across a really good thread which was, name an actress and name the film she was in at peak hotness.

Diane Lane - Streets of Fire.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 08, 2021 02:46 PM (MQmkJ)

Claire Forlani - Meet Joe Black

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 08, 2021 02:49 PM (trdmm)

431 Keep counting. We'll wait as long as it takes
Posted by: 10,000 Maniacs at December 08, 2021 02:44 PM (mZUr4)
++++
Give 'em what they want, Tigerlily. Give 'em what they want.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 02:45 PM (DU+/6)

LOL. I actually still enjoy their album "In My tribe". Yes, there's the heavy amount of leftists drivel -- but that album along with REM "Life's Rich Pageant" take me back to a really great time period in my life.

Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 02:49 PM (mZUr4)

432 421 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC

It is absolutely ludicrous that members of Congress can hold and trade individual stock while in office.

The access and influence we have should be exercised for the public interest, not our profit. It shouldn't be legal for us to trade individual stock with the info we have.
Posted by: SMOD at December 08, 2021 02:46 PM (RHGPo)

___

The end must be near because I agree with AOC on something. I'm kinda scared TBH.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 08, 2021 02:49 PM (OalnH)

433
I'd complain about the teacher's actions, but I don't want to wind up on a terrorism watch list.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 08, 2021 02:46 PM

Oh, you don't have to worry about that. You're all on the list. Except Kurt.

Posted by: Bob from the NSA at December 08, 2021 02:49 PM (dQvv7)

434 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC

It is absolutely ludicrous that members of Congress can hold and trade individual stock while in office.

The access and influence we have should be exercised for the public interest, not our profit. It shouldn't be legal for us to trade individual stock with the info we have.
Posted by: SMOD at December 08, 2021 02:46 PM (RHGPo)

Narrator: She isn't doing well in the market.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 08, 2021 02:49 PM (yQpMk)

435 How many 12 year olds died of Covid in last 2 years, and from Covid not with?
Quite possibly not 25.

Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2021 02:49 PM (2JoB8)

436 I just got a call from "amazon" telling me there was a problem with my account, from a "David Smith" with a heavy east indies accent.
I told him my name was "Kumar" and he started talking to me in what may have been Farsi

Life is too stupid

Posted by: Kindltot at December 08, 2021 02:49 PM (ZMraq)

437 >>> iirc it's a "found notes and pictures" within a book within a draft screenplay within a book or some such. Those siblings seem... odd. But yeah, she has a great voice and that album has her using it well.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 08, 2021 02:35 PM (llON

The book is a convoluted written fugue, I'm not selling it really well here I admit, but it is interesting. Poe is one of my favorite female vocalists. I love her voice. I love her writing. I love her style.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 02:49 PM (Fq1gB)

438 That, along with fair skin, tops even redheads in my personal favoritism scale.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021
*
So Alexandra Daddario
Posted by: ... at December 08, 2021

***
Yes, but even darker hair. I don't care if it's faked, I like black hair in contrast with light skin and eyes. Like 1990s Playmate Traci Adell: https://tinyurl.com/yspktzvj

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 02:49 PM (txdEq)

439 427 Diane Lane - Streets of Fire.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

My tongue has awaited her presence for years.
Posted by: JEM

And somehow as I posted that Joy Division's 'She's Lost Control' took over my playlist.

Posted by: JEM at December 08, 2021 02:50 PM (8erNz)

440 nood

finnish hottie

Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 02:50 PM (Fq1gB)

441 Keep counting. We'll wait as long as it takes
Posted by: 10,000 Maniacs at December 08, 2021 02:44 PM (mZUr4)

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PIKERS!!

Posted by: Megadeath at December 08, 2021 02:50 PM (OalnH)

442 Oh one of the other odd things to come out of Pfizer's secret document? Out of the first 2M shots they caused 8K outbreaks of herpes.

Presumably there is something in the clot shot that causes herpes/shingles viruses to become activated again.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2021 02:41 PM (ESjRY)

Fcking with the immune system could do it.
===
Hey, if you are going to make Billions, you have to break a few humans.

--Pfizer

Posted by: Eggs Omlets, whatever at December 08, 2021 02:50 PM (++f+f)

443 Btw, did our phony president have anything to say about the 80th anniversary of Pearl Harbor yesterday? I saw nothing.
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 08, 2021 02:41 PM (sVtYq)

All I saw was a tweet he sent out of himself standing at a wreath at the WWII monument in DC. Then of him and Jill looking off into the distance, then of him and Jill walking with their masks on. Very Obama like.

Posted by: John Podesta at December 08, 2021 02:50 PM (wAnMi)

444 Nood.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at December 08, 2021 02:50 PM (SRRAx)

445 Btw, did our phony president have anything to say about the 80th anniversary of Pearl Harbor yesterday? I saw nothing.
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 08, 2021 02:41 PM (sVtYq)

He told his aides about how he still relived the time he stood on the deck of the Arizona, shooting machine guns at the incoming Japanese planes. But for some reason his handlers decided to keep his stories private this time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 08, 2021 02:43 PM (trdmm)

lolol. You left out the part where he rode a jap torpedo back to Tokyo and gave the emperor the finger.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 08, 2021 02:50 PM (VwHCD)

446
It sounds like a lot. But how many herpes outbreaks would you expect in a group of 2M people?

Out of 2M people how many will have a herpes/shingles recurrence in any 3 month period? No idea - seems like it would be reasonable for Pfizer to be forced to provide that kind of data doesn't it?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2021 02:50 PM (ESjRY)

447 >>> 442 Oh one of the other odd things to come out of Pfizer's secret document? Out of the first 2M shots they caused 8K outbreaks of herpes.

Presumably there is something in the clot shot that causes herpes/shingles viruses to become activated again.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2021 02:41 PM (ESjRY)

Fcking with the immune system could do it.
===
Hey, if you are going to make Billions, you have to break a few humans.

--Pfizer
Posted by: Eggs Omlets, whatever at December 08, 2021 02:50 PM (++f+f)

I *told* those guys the subscription model was great for revenue!

Posted by: Bill Gates at December 08, 2021 02:51 PM (llON8)

448 "So no. You would not do anything because you're not doing anything.
Discretion is the better part of valor....
Posted by: Lrrr at December 08, 2021 02:10 PM (jIL4c)"

We're making major sacrifices to keep our kids out of public school. So is everyone in our social circles.
For those that keep their kids in - this will continue as long as those responsible evade encounters with clue-by-fours. Maybe they'll do something, maybe they won't.
Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa
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That's what I'm getting at. You think it's not going on in your school. But it is. They're all singing from the same hymnal; they all went to the same colleges that incubated this insanity.
You won't do anything if it happens cause you have too much to lose so you better make it so it never can happen.

Posted by: Lrrr at December 08, 2021 02:51 PM (jIL4c)

449 name an actress and name the film she was in at peak hotness

Kathleen Turner: Body Heat.

Maybe Romancing the Stone, maybe.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 08, 2021 02:51 PM (yQpMk)

450 I just got a call from "amazon" telling me there was a problem with my account, from a "David Smith" with a heavy east indies accent.
I told him my name was "Kumar" and he started talking to me in what may have been Farsi
==
That's a scheme to steal your info and bank stuff. Watch the glitter bomb guy videos on Youtube.

Posted by: warning at December 08, 2021 02:52 PM (7QuTD)

451 This will keep happening over and over again unless we fight back. I know it seems hopeless sometimes, but there are things we can do starting with having discussions with your kids and warning them about this poison that some teachers are pushing.
The other thing is to join at least one social media site, even though you may despise them, this is only so you can post on their social media pages.

You'd be surprised how effective this is when their FB page etc. is filled up with articles about the teacher. This even works for companies too.
You can also post on the MSM websites and ask them why they're not covering the story and then link to it.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 08, 2021 02:52 PM (NpAcC)

452 Btw, did our phony president have anything to say about the 80th anniversary of Pearl Harbor yesterday? I saw nothing.
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 08, 2021 02:41 PM (sVtYq)
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Golda Meir and I got into a fistfight with Hitler at the American shore in the Seven Years War!!

Posted by: Joe Braggart Biden at December 08, 2021 02:52 PM (XHhHI)

453 name an actress and name the film she was in at peak hotness

Kathleen Turner: Body Heat.

Maybe Romancing the Stone, maybe.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 08, 2021 02:51 PM (yQpMk)
********
Now do Kathleen Turner in Marley and Me.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 08, 2021 02:53 PM (NpAcC)

454 In my experience, conservative teachers understand they are not to abuse their position of authority and try to present both sides of an idea. Liberal teachers have hesitancy and promote their values as factual.

On firing teachers that do this: most hiring boards are liberal themselves.

Solution: only local schools. Fed should not be involved.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 08, 2021 02:54 PM (IDhUW)

455 NO hesitancy!

Sorry

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 08, 2021 02:55 PM (IDhUW)

456 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC

It is absolutely ludicrous that members of Congress can hold and trade individual stock while in office.

A blind squirrel moment for AOC?

Posted by: Oddbob at December 08, 2021 02:56 PM (nfrXX)

457 Be honest, though. Was it any worse than any other cold that your kids have caught?

I'm not making shit up, so of course it wasn't...well, the 103.5 degree fever was more than any cold they've had. Define it more like a mild flu for them.
That's part of why all this is such bullshit.

Don't go around telling people "kids don't get sick." They absolutely can and will. People *will* label you a liar (not me, because yeah, I understand what you're trying to say) because people are going to say you're claiming kids don't get sick at all.

That doesn't help the cause of trying to calm people the fuck down about kids getting sick.

As far as the OTHER point. I suspect that kids are way more likely to have heart issues from the vaccine than the virus itself which is why mine aren't getting the shots, well, on top of the fact that they've had the disease and so their immune systems are able to react better to it if they run into it again.

Posted by: Gman at December 08, 2021 02:56 PM (GfWuY)

458 she's a honey. I first saw her in "Hall Pass" with Owen Wilson and Jason Sudeikis (I think) and felt depressed afterwards, that's how hot she was, I was literally depressed
Posted by: ace at December 08, 2021 02:38 PM (0G13K)

Hah! Wait till you get older and realize you are NEVER going to bang anymore hot chicks or even semi hot chicks or even ugly bitches that put out chicks. Never ever. I can say that now and not get too depressed but it's taken a while to get over that.

Trust me; find a hobby.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 02:56 PM (1hoTV)

459 F the BSA. Burn it down, salt the earth. YMMV
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 08, 2021 02:30 PM (dQvv7)
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I'm pretty sure BSA is going the way of the Dodo, if that's any consolation to you. The death knell was when the LDS pulled its support, I think. It's a shame, but the shame is in losing what BSA could have been, not in what it is.

The only way BSA survives is by becoming an explicitly leftist and activist political organization, and I've wondered if that might happen. I mean, they've already got the brown shirts.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 08, 2021 02:57 PM (sWM8x)

460
___

The end must be near because I agree with AOC on something. I'm kinda scared TBH.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - D

I think this is just another example of her stupidity. She doesn't understand it, therefore it should be outlawed because she can't do it.

But yes, I agree with her and it scares the fuck out of me.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at December 08, 2021 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

461 34,000 L.A. Unified students have not complied with the vaccine mandate. What to expect as thousands of kids may be barred from entering campus in January

There's no longer enough time for students who have not gotten their first shot to be fully vaccinated by the Jan. 10 start of the second semester, portending significant disruption to their education as they will be barred from campus.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 08, 2021 02:59 PM (Do5/p)

462 name an actress and name the film she was in at peak hotness

Annette Funicello - Mickey Mouse Club

That's how this works, right?

Posted by: Zombie Jeffrey Epstein at December 08, 2021 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)

463 Leah Thompson Back To the Future.

Yeah yeah she was in some other flicks when she was older but frankly she'd already peaked and besides; A duck? She did it with a DUCK?

But in BTTF she was younger and sweet looking and demeanor so it was a memory trip to when we were younger and naive as crap.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 03:00 PM (1hoTV)

464 I think there's a Pink Floyd song about this situation...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2021 03:01 PM (1t5dY)

465 I'm sorry I missed this thread.

Yes we are at war. Yes fight with all the means you have.

Yes, end the public school system. End the taxes collected for this purpose. Let schools arise out of local communities.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 08, 2021 03:05 PM (IDhUW)

466 The late Chitchens had the best take on this IMO. It was when he was at the Oxford Union event or something like that. He said the essence of free speech isn't speaking, it's hearing. You have the right to hear anyone you want to. Putting emphasis on the speaker -- as in your telemarketer example -- shows how solipsistic the censors are. But this was the genesis of the entire 1960s legalization of smut (which the Muslims are notably miffed about) so I'm not sure this is the best way to look at the "right" either. You don't have a right to harass someone with drag-queen preaching hour. If school is required than everyone's rights necessarily are restricted.

Posted by: Le Swampon at December 08, 2021 03:06 PM (8u87b)

467 If the DoJ is going to label parents as domestic terrorists, then perhaps it's time to embrace the label in all of its ramifications.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 08, 2021 01:56 PM

"Thou calledst me a dog before thou hadst a cause,
But since I am a dog, beware my fangs."

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 08, 2021 03:32 PM (Do5/p)

468 Cake girl.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 02:03 PM

I'm still partial to tri-corner hat girl.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 08, 2021 03:55 PM (Do5/p)

469 "The banality of evil."

Posted by: (jV+aN) President Orange Man Bad (Rheees Be Upon Him) at December 08, 2021 04:12 PM (jV+aN)

470 In order to volunteer to teach some yutes at a church, I had to "pass" a sexual code of conduct class. Funny thing, in that class I was told "don't tell your parents" is what groomers and perverts do. LOL

Posted by: Mr. Barky at December 08, 2021 04:12 PM (hKi6n)

471 I read that and thought of Lupe Velez, the Mexican Spitfire.

https://tinyurl.com/mr3xcuyn

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 08, 2021 02:30 PM

Let me tell you a story about Lupe Velez...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFUmv-0K4a0

Posted by: Roz Doyle, Producer at December 08, 2021 05:07 PM (Do5/p)

472 You sure it wasn't U2? Or 3 Doors Down? Or 4 Non Blondes? Or 5 for Fighting?.....

Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 02:36 PM

Seven Mary Three?

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 08, 2021 05:23 PM (Do5/p)

473 Only in Southern California and Lost Angleworms the whole City and everyone is leaving

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 08, 2021 06:33 PM (wGqjj)

474 Fire them all. Okay, fine. There's a lot of crap teachers out there. I work with some of them. Some of them appear to despise kids and get offended when 14-year-olds act like 14-year-olds (not getting offended by my students is what allows me to manage and sometimes even educate them).

Good luck replacing them with anyone, much less people who are qualified in the content, able to manage a classroom, handle kids with complex trauma, horrifying behavior, and unwillingness to learn...and are willing to accept the pay. I love being a teacher, but it's not a career people are clawing to get into.

Just saying...you fire half the teachers, you won't find replacements, and public schools will get even worse. Once class sizes get above the mid-30s you end up doing more managing behaviors than actually teaching. I work for a pretty well managed district and we still struggle to fill positions. And forget substitutes. You can't pay those people enough.

Part of the solution is rethinking public education, which includes options for dealing with students (and families) who are there to do little more than create problems and disrupt learning.

Posted by: Idahomie2C at December 08, 2021 10:12 PM (tN3JU)

475 If some teacher bribed your kid into getting a vaccination, then said not to tell their parents A) the parents should have the right to beat the piss out of them, B) they should be jailed and labeled as child molesters, because they clearly inappropriately touched children by leading them to get vaccinated and C) they should get shanked to death in prison, because the way they are acting would almost certainly tell me that they do rape children, because who else bribes a child with treats and tells them not to tell another adult, so clearly these teachers are child rapist.

Posted by: Rbastid at December 09, 2021 12:49 AM (x1esJ)

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