The Morning Rant

"IT'S GOOD TO BE THE KING"
They put up the Big 12 Championship Game (Baylor - OK State) up on YouTube in its entirety and I watched the first half yesterday during my lunch hour, and unlike the NFL game I ranted about last week, they are showing a fair amount of crowd shots, and how glorious it is for me to see nary a mask in sight. It cheers my heart. Everyone is laughing and clapping and cheering and having a good time and it's just so refreshing to see normal life again.

So I envy you morons who live in open states.

Meanwhile, here in Oregon, the state is run by commie thugs and nanny state busybodies and our governor, Kate Brown, has the persona of a pinch-faced librarian who spends all her time going from table to table shushing anyone who raises their voice above a whisper. Naturally, we've got some of the most onerous lockdown mandates and rules in the nation, right up there with New York and California, and almost everyone you see in the stores around here are still masked up. Mrs. Muse hates masks and will not wear one if she can get away with it and she tells me that she sometimes gets dirty looks from masked Karens of either sex as she does her shopping. We both of us thought that by this time, more people would have sobered up and realize the stupidity of permanent masking and stop using them, but no, pretty much everybody around here is still drunk on compliance and it's not uncommon to see people walking around with masks outdoors(!), or, get this, masked inside their cars(!!)

Even the medical profession. I would expect sense from doctors and nurses, but no. I went to a specialist appointment awhile back, and in the waiting room, all the seats are marked off with the arbitrary 6-foot social distance, and a sign says they're doing this "to stamp out Covid-19". They actually said that. They think they're going to eradicate an airborne respiratory virus.

It's like everyone is still taking their daily dose of stupid.

Anyway...

The latest stupid news from the stupid people who are running this stupid state is that the state-wide indoor mask mandate, which has a statutory life of 180 days, is scheduled to expire in February. So the stupid state bureaucrats are starting to do whatever it is they do to make the mandate permanent. 'Indefinite' they're calling it, but everyone knows (wink, wink) that it's just a different word permanent. I guess 'statutory' means they have to pass a law, but that's not going to be a problem for the Democrats because they've got a super-majority lock on both state houses as well as the executive, so they can get whatever they want. Oregon has picked up enough refugees fleeing California that we now have enough population for an additional congressional seat, but the Democrats have the congressional districts effectively gerrymandered so that the GOP has just enough voters in each district not to have a majority.

So we're pretty much screwed.

And just to show you how super serial our nanny governor is about maintaining the indoor masking requirement, here is a photo of her at some recent event, perhaps fundraising, or maybe she just wanted to get down and party with some friends:

Yes, it looks like she's having a great time hanging out with some bros. Nice. Where's her mask, though? Did she forget to wear one? And her bros. Also unmasked. I guess everyone must have amnesia.

She does look like the stereotypical Karen, though, doesn't she? Like she's just itching to call your manager.

Here's another photo, probably from the same event:

Looka like she's doing a photo op with someone who is either an extremely homely woman or a tranny hooker. And no masks in sight. Oh wait, there's some guy in the background over Karen's left shoulder who's remembered to bring his. Probably one of her untermensch servants.

One more:

Brown is basically Gavin Newsom with breasts, including his "rules are for peasants" schtick.

Compare & Contrast:

You Don't Say:

Narrator: Actually, Anybody With a Lick of Common Sense Saw This Coming:

"The Future Belongs To Those Who Show Up For It"

Finland FTW!

AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List

Prayer Requests:
10/17 – Pollywog the ‘Ette passes along a prayer request for Brother Tim, who was admitted to the hospital Sunday for kidney stones and UTI. He needs both full healing, since this isn’t the first time he’s had these problems, and financial blessings. Prayer that he be able to have rest and peace, not something hospitals are known for, would be helpful as well.
11/16 Update – Brother Tim is healing, but still needs prayers for his job situation.
10/22 - Pookysgirl asks for prayers for Pooky, as he is going in for extensive neuropsychological testing for 4-8 hours on Oct 27, so he could really use prayers today. He’s had issues with similar testing in the past, so prayers for calming and peace would be appreciated.
11/29 update – The results were not what they were hoping for. Pooky did not get any specific diagnoses but got put into 4 different “unspecified” categories. He sees his therapist and his med manager within the next month, and hopefully they can help them understand the diagnoses and any medication changes. This news has been very difficult to handle.
11/5 – Eeyore mood has an update:
I wrote you a couple of times about my friend's 4 year old grandson who was killed by the child's mother's boyfriend. He got out on bail because he was only charged with Negligence Resulting in Death. The autopsy report has not been formally released. The results could bring an increase in charges. The man is due back in court for a preliminary hearing on Nov. 15th. I would ask for prayer that the man who killed my friend's grandson be charged for the crimes he committed and justice be done. Also that God's peace be for the child's father, siblings and grandmother so they know He cares for them. Understandably, they are still devastated by this tragedy. Compounding this is that the child's mother is still defending her son's killer, saying it was an accident. If you are on Facebook and want more information, you can go to the Justice for Brantley page or go to the justiceforbrantley.com Thank you for your assistance.
11/18 Update – The mother’s boyfriend is still out on bond. No new charges were added. The tentative trial date is June 22.
11/8 – 496 requests prayers for strength and wisdom for him and his entire family.
11/9 – Weak Geek asks for prayers for his father, who is recovering from surgery. He is out of intensive care but drops into bouts of defeatism. Also prayers for WG’s sister, who is on site and therefore shoulders the brunt of this burden.
11/9 – Krebs v Carnot has 2 requests: First, that his father-in-law William, find peace and blessings in the presence of the Lord, having passed away Saturday after a brief illness, and hat members of his family be comforted and strengthened with the knowledge that their beloved Bill has found eternal and joyous peace at last. And second, that his mother, 3 siblings, and he be granted patience, strength, and wisdom, as they work through getting Mom to a state where she is able to continue to live her life as independently as possible in the place of her choosing, and that all those in the elder care community working with her continue to help Mom see and do what she much through their kind and loving teachings and that Mom’s eyes be opened so as to understand that they, too, will rejoice as she progresses toward her goal.
11/16 – Inspector’s best friend Tom was diagnosed with Covid last week. It’s been like a nasty flu, but he is recovering. Prayers for his continued recovery, that it not affect his job.
11/16 – Inspector’s co-worker Marie was diagnosed last week with uterine cancer. It was caught early, so they’re hopeful for the prognosis, but prayer for healing, and strength for her and her family would be very appreciated.

For Healing:
11/3 – MammaB is asking for prayers for her father who is 84 and having kidney failure.
11/4 – Tonypete asks for prayers for his dear friend Beth’s daughter Dominique who is 36 years old and has been diagnosed with Stage IV colon cancer. It has already spread to her liver and appears to be very aggressive. Please pray for a remission and for her doctors’ skill. Failing that, prayers for a Holy Death.
11/24 – commissar of Plenty and Lysenko gender fluid requests prayers for healing and no surgery required (20% odds) for a medical problem he is experiencing.
11/28 - Ladyl asks for complete healing for Hattie, a 3 year old who is undergoing multiple complex surgeries for a congenital skin condition. Brad, a middle-aged man diagnosed with colon cancer who may end up with a colostomy bag needs prayers as well, that his physicians find the best possible solution and cure his condition. And DR, a 65 year old man who also requested prayers for an undisclosed situation.
11-28 – JerseyDevilRider requests prayer for his son's best friend, Ben (age 24), who has been hospitalized and diagnosed with Hogkin's lymphoma. He also has Crohn's disease so the doctor thinks there is a 1% chance he will get sick from the treatment. He has been started on chemo.

For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact Annie's Stew, who is managing the prayer list. You can contact her at apaslo at-sign hotmail dot com

If you see a prayer request posted in a thread comment, feel free to copy and paste it and e-mail it to Annie's Stew. She tries to keep up with the requests in the threads, but she's not here all of the time, so she may not see it unless you e-mail it to her. Please note: Prayer requests are generally removed after five weeks or so unless we receive an update.

Romans 8:26-27
[26] In the same way, the Spirit helps us in our weakness. We do not know what we ought to pray for, but the Spirit himself intercedes for us through wordless groans. [27] And he who searches our hearts knows the mind of the Spirit, because the Spirit intercedes for God’s people in accordance with the will of God.

Who Dis:

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Photo 3 (busty!)
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Photo 6 (leggy!)
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For the 'Ettes:

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Monday Who Dis: Irish McCalla, who started out as a model for pinup artist Alberto Vargas, is perhaps best known for playing the lead role in the short-lived TV series Sheena: Queen of the Jungle (1955). Following a brief Hollywood career, she became an accomplished painter of seascapes and Western or Native American motifs. She has painted more than 1,000 paintings, eight collector plates and numerous limited edition lithographs. Her artwork is displayed in the Western White House, Los Angeles Museum of Arts and Sciences, and the Cowgirl Hall of Fame. Meanwhile, Steve Cochran made his career playing bad guys, heavies, and other villains. In 1965, he organized a sailing trip to scout out locations for filming an upcoming movie. He was accompanied by all-female "crew", some of whom were minors (Cochran was quite the hound dog), but a lung infection, which he had picked up earlier, flared up and he died from it. The women didn't know how to operate the boat, so they drifted for 10 days with Cochran's corpse before being rescued. Ugh. Somebody could probably make a crappy horror movie based on this incident.

Anyway, McCalla and Cochran starred in a low-budget crime thriller in 1959, The Beat Generation.

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Comments

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1 Whoa

Posted by: David Puddy at December 08, 2021 11:22 AM (Do5/p)

2 Howdy, OM!

Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 11:22 AM (mZUr4)

3 Annnd, we're back...

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 08, 2021 11:22 AM (Do5/p)

4 Yes, it looks like she's having a great time hanging out with some bros. Nice. Where's her mask, though? Did she forget to wear one? And her bros. Also unmasked.
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It's so weird, isn't it?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 08, 2021 11:23 AM (e6I/s)

5 Teri Garr and Patrick McGoohan!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 11:23 AM (txdEq)

6 Dat aip!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2021 11:23 AM (m+jkK)

7 Terri Garr. 220, 221

Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 11:23 AM (mZUr4)

8 pastries...come to me and get in ma belly..

Posted by: IC - #FJB at December 08, 2021 11:24 AM (hV9ir)

9 We'll have delicious Soylent Green.

Posted by:�Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)�at December 08, 2021 11:11 AM (DU+/6)

Guess what year it took place in the movie.

Soon.

Posted by: 2022 at December 08, 2021 11:24 AM (PFndM)

10 Not that I know what Teri and Patrick have in common. He was a British actor early in his career, at the time Teri was doing the Trek episode she was in. He did a lot of Hollywood stuff after that, including several Columbo episodes. Maybe Teri was also in one of his?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 11:24 AM (txdEq)

11 Teri Garr = hot

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 11:25 AM (g4EaB)

12 Will Joe Biden be killed in one of those 18-wheeler hijackings??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 08, 2021 11:26 AM (UHVv4)

13 529 It's like a game of Willow Chicken going on!

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at December 08, 2021 11:22 AM (O6DoG)

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Looks like I won again ... or is it lost again?

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 08, 2021 11:26 AM (KhlhT)

14 Science proves kids are bad for earth. Morality suggests we stop having them.

My morality suggests that anyone who believes this should voluntarily remove themselves from the earth. Problem solved.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 08, 2021 11:26 AM (Do5/p)

15 Teri Garr was at her hottest in Tomorrow Is Yesterday. That outfit and the white stockings always gets me raring to go.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 08, 2021 11:27 AM (2JVJo)

16 Ms. Garr has been suffering from MS for quite some time now.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2021 11:27 AM (mD/uy)

17 10 Not that I know what Teri and Patrick have in common.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 11:24 AM (txdEq)

Hint: She got nekkid.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 08, 2021 11:27 AM (fmXKc)

18 So did anyone watch the Georgia vs Alabama game?

I didn't see any other games this weekend, but I noticed a commercial and wondered if anyone else saw similar elsewhere. Remember last year when it was all "white people suck, the flag sucks, the flag is racist, etc. etc."

This year? "These players raise the flag. These players stand for the flag. These players represent the flag. These players etc etc."

Biden good, Trump bad.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 08, 2021 11:27 AM (e6I/s)

19 If the sharp increase in inflation over the past year has blindsided many economists, perhaps we need to reconsider if we really need economists.

Posted by: pep at December 08, 2021 11:27 AM (ZsR3z)

20 Teri Garr... Secksie
I'd bet her penis wouldn't pop out from under her schmatta like that tranny hoor in the picture.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 08, 2021 11:27 AM (flINI)

21 But The Goobernor's Office assured the media that she only took off her tard rag to give her speech! You're not implying she's lying, are you?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 08, 2021 11:27 AM (cSs/W)

22 Who 'dis man is Patrick Mcsomething or other.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 08, 2021 11:27 AM (fN90L)

23 So she's doing a photo op someone who is either an extremely homely woman or a tranny hooker.
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Definitely a tranny. I don't know which one looks worse, though.

Yeah, it's petty. I don't care. If she wants to be a tyrant, I'll make fun of her for being an ugly old shrew

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 11:27 AM (DU+/6)

24 I'm going to make a guess as to the sources of the McGoohan pics. No. 2 is from The Prisoner, of course. No. 3 looks to be from Hell Drivers, the flick he made with Stanley Baker and Sean Connery before the latter was even considered for Bond. And No. 4 looks like it could be from Ice Station Zebra.

No idea about Pic 5, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 11:28 AM (txdEq)

25 Ackshully I'm pretty sure that's Dee Snider

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 08, 2021 11:28 AM (flINI)

26 bless you, OM, for slogging through those pics.

Prayers up for the horde. God bless and keep each and every one of you.

Posted by: Moki at December 08, 2021 11:28 AM (JrN/x)

27 Poor Terri - didn't she develop some horrible disease or condition?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 08, 2021 11:28 AM (dfRN6)

28 Looka like she's doing a photo op with someone who is either an extremely homely woman or a tranny hooker.

That dress is so short you'd almost expect to see some ball sack showing.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 08, 2021 11:28 AM (N39Ws)

29 Also those onion rings look fantastic.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 08, 2021 11:28 AM (e6I/s)

30 Ahh, The Prisoner. Never figured out what that series was about except the big balloon always wins.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 08, 2021 11:28 AM (J7wri)

31 Teri Garr and that one guy... Is that thin Richard Burton?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 08, 2021 11:28 AM (csEWM)

32 Big 12 championship game was in Arlington (DFW) and yeah, around here COVID is over and masks are last years news. Some old people and social virtue signalers still wear them, but that's about it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 08, 2021 11:28 AM (trdmm)

33 Dat guy wit the gov? Needs a longer dress. His balls are hanging out.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 11:28 AM (g4EaB)

34 If that dude's dress was any shorter his package would be hanging out.

Not a sentence I ever thought I would type.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2021 11:28 AM (ZLI7S)

35 #9?

Posted by: BignJames at December 08, 2021 11:28 AM (AwYPR)

36 Kate Brown, has the persona of a pinch-faced librarian who spends all her time going from table to table shushing anyone who raises their voice above a whisper.

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Out: Conan the Destroyer.
In: Karen the Librarian.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 08, 2021 11:28 AM (KhlhT)

37 That person with the governor is terrifying.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 08, 2021 11:29 AM (fN90L)

38 I am an idiot, the guy from the Prisoner... crap.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 08, 2021 11:29 AM (csEWM)

39 The guy? That's the Prisoner!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 08, 2021 11:29 AM (trdmm)

40 Narrator: Actually, Anybody With a Lick of Common Sense Saw This Coming
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Thus the problem, OM. The major theories didn't predict inflation because they're just so sophisticated and clever and awesome. And professional economists and policy types are so steeped in the theories that the common sense ceases to exist.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 11:29 AM (DU+/6)

41 Well that's interesting. From the Vanguard investment site:

"We're currently experiencing higher-than-normal call volumes. Log in to check your account balances, price a stock, place a trade, update contact information, and much more."

Wonder why that is?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 08, 2021 11:29 AM (e6I/s)

42 22 Who 'dis man is Patrick Mcsomething or other.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 08, 2021 11:27 AM (fN90L)

Thanks for the assist. Patrick McGoohan.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 08, 2021 11:29 AM (csEWM)

43 Whoa
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Wrong thread.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 08, 2021 11:29 AM (UHVv4)

44 What knockers!I

Ohh. Vy thank you Doctor!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 08, 2021 11:29 AM (axyOa)

45 Mmmmmmm.....Teri Garr

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 08, 2021 11:29 AM (QKtAT)

46 I like the dame's boobs and figure.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 11:30 AM (DU+/6)

47

Who dis'

Phyllis Diller and Tiny Tim!!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 08, 2021 11:30 AM (K2SnJ)

48 Narrator: Actually, Anybody With a Lick of Common Sense Saw This Coming:

"The Big Short" taught me that everyone in government is an idiot. And I would trust the average person like Michael Burry much more, since he actually bothered to read and research the data.

I doubt anyone in government bothers to read or research anything. I doubt any elected official does anything. They pass on all the actual work to their aides and secretaries, while they go out partying on the taxpayer dime, wearing dresses saying "tax the rich".

It's amazing that our country functions at all with pretty much every government position being occupied by idiots, ignoramuses, retards and criminals.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 08, 2021 11:30 AM (Do5/p)

49 Bill Walton has really let himself go.

Posted by: mr tmz at December 08, 2021 11:30 AM (m/Gc2)

50 So she's doing a photo op someone who is either an extremely homely woman or a tranny hooker.

Could we please import some ladyboys from Thailand to instruct our trannies on how not to look like such a freakshow?

Posted by: pep at December 08, 2021 11:30 AM (ZsR3z)

51 Poor Terri - didn't she develop some horrible disease or condition?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 08, 2021 11:28 AM (dfRN6)

Yes but "Nice Knockers"

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 08, 2021 11:30 AM (GPwVZ)

52 Terri Garr. 220, 221
Posted by: Doof

That's how much she weighs ?

Posted by: JT at December 08, 2021 11:30 AM (arJlL)

53 Thus the problem, OM. The major theories didn't predict inflation because they're just so sophisticated and clever and awesome.

**

We can just lower interest rates to -1.75

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 08, 2021 11:30 AM (e6I/s)

54 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 08, 2021 11:30 AM (arJlL)

55 I am a man, not a number.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 08, 2021 11:30 AM (fN90L)

56 My heart goes out to all on the prayer list. My fam prays a rosary every evening. We will remember them tonite

Posted by: kallisto at December 08, 2021 11:30 AM (DJFLF)

57 Periodic reminder that homeschoolers eat lunch like normal human beings.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 08, 2021 11:30 AM (sGnvY)

58 Number 6 flashes the White Power sign!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 08, 2021 11:30 AM (63Dwl)

59 Dee Snyder atteded a gayla ball with Brown?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 08, 2021 11:31 AM (GbM2m)

60 I'd bet her penis wouldn't pop out from under her schmatta like that tranny hoor in the picture.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report

Perfect spelling. Since he isn't a real woman, he shouldn't get the benefit of being called a whore properly.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 11:31 AM (g4EaB)

61 No idea about Pic 5, though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 11:28 AM (txdEq)

LOL! You must be kidding.

He made a great Longshanks; I put McGoohan next to Peter O'Toole for Best Portrayal of a bad-ass English King ever.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 08, 2021 11:31 AM (trdmm)

62 Terri Garr. 220, 221
Posted by: Doof

That's how much she weighs ?
Posted by: JT at December 08, 2021 11:30 AM (arJlL)

Do you genuinely not get the 220, 221 reference??

Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 11:31 AM (mZUr4)

63

I have a lot of sympathy for those trapped behind enemy lines. Its a different world when you visit a free state.

Posted by: The madness of crowds vs the occasional karen is a different dynamic at December 08, 2021 11:31 AM (++f+f)

64 27 Poor Terri - didn't she develop some horrible disease or condition?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 08, 2021 11:28 AM (dfRN6)

I thought she had a brain aneurysm, but someone upthread says she's been suffering from MS, so I don't know.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 08, 2021 11:32 AM (IjWVx)

65 We can just lower interest rates to -1.75
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 08, 2021 11:30 AM (e6I/s)
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You mean "pass a wealth tax on positive account balances?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 11:32 AM (DU+/6)

66 Economists really can't see the connection between government by dementia and inflation?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 08, 2021 11:32 AM (fN90L)

67 The Prisoner is a bit on the nose these days.

How to manual.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 08, 2021 11:32 AM (csEWM)

68 *Makes hand jerking motion from western WA while facing south towards O. Muse. We only have about 50 percent compliance at retail establishments.

Posted by: Capital Eff at December 08, 2021 11:32 AM (GYllL)

69 I'm interested in if they change the definition of recession/depression the same way the changed the definition of vaccine.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 08, 2021 11:32 AM (e6I/s)

70 Thus the problem, OM. The major theories didn't predict inflation because they're just so sophisticated and clever and awesome. And professional economists and policy types are so steeped in the theories that the common sense ceases to exist.

It's a problem with all of the soft disciplines. You don't get attention, and thus tenure, by stating the obvious and well understood, so you have to flog some silly bit of unreality. Conveniently, these people never pay a price for being wrong.

Posted by: pep at December 08, 2021 11:32 AM (ZsR3z)

71 What the hell am I looking at? What the f is that thing standing next to that guy with breasts?

Posted by: flounder at December 08, 2021 11:32 AM (SH2Zi)

72 Schooner tuna and number 6 The Prisoner

Posted by: Archer at December 08, 2021 11:32 AM (gmo/4)

73 I've been reading Berenson...and the new hawtness is to be boostered up.

People are being un pyrsynd by their family if their not up to date on the very latest injection protocol. So those who got two jabs but not the booster were prohibited from enjoying Thanksgiving dinner with the jab-privileged.

Posted by: kallisto at December 08, 2021 11:32 AM (DJFLF)

74 By the way, Newsom has better hair than Brown. So, CA's got that going for them.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 08, 2021 11:32 AM (GbM2m)

75 I met the Oregon governor once.
My first thought was Damn. Cancer.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 08, 2021 11:33 AM (axyOa)

76 When I go to the grocery store, I wear my Vietnam Veteran cap and mirror-shade sunglasses and because everyone knows all Vietnam Veterans are insane, deranged, baby-killers, no one has ever said a word to me about the absence of a mask. Cool, eh?

Posted by: FIIGMO at December 08, 2021 11:33 AM (5Xtai)

77 With regards to Oregon and masks -

As someone pointed out on another thread, this doesn't end until people make it end, with extreme prejudice.

The day Kate Brown wakes up, cowering in the corner of her house in a puddle of piss and shit, wailing in absolute fear, knowing that the first five steps she takes outside her house will be the last five steps she ever takes on earth will be the day the mask insanity ends.

But that's not who we are.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 08, 2021 11:33 AM (2JVJo)

78 That thing the guv is posing with is a fucking dude!!!
Aaaargh!!

Posted by: Shiloh65 at December 08, 2021 11:33 AM (GMkMZ)

79
Watching the feeders and fountain just outside. The little guys, sparrows and chickadees, come first. Then the big bullies, blackbirds and jays, take over. Late in the day the little birds return.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2021 11:33 AM (/U27+)

80 Willowed:
Whe-e-e-en a horse hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's Starvation!
When you boil him for stew
Instead of for glue
That's Starvation!
When eating horse lips
Has you turning with flips
That's Star-r-r-vation!
Pardon me, but you see
I want meat that whinnys,
That's Starvation!

Posted by: naturalfake at December 08, 2021 11:33 AM (5NkmN)

81 34/JackStraw: "Not a sentence I ever thought I would type."

Two songs come to mind: Arcade's "Messed up World" and Meatloaf's "Life is a Lemon And I Want My Money Back".

I won't include Aerosmith's "Dude Looks Like a Lady" because... well... he doesn't.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 08, 2021 11:33 AM (nRMeC)

82 well PA isn't that much better than OR with our leftist state court and leftist governor

today we await the decision by the heavily leftist court on whether Wolf's made up nonsense plan to use our DOH to force ALL students pre-K and up, private schools included, to wear masks indefinitely

I don't have a lot of optimism

Posted by: Black Orchid the Unboosted at December 08, 2021 11:34 AM (j9HX3)

83 69 I'm interested in if they change the definition of recession/depression the same way the changed the definition of vaccine.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 08, 2021 11:32 AM (e6I/s)

This is why they never covered any economic data at all during Trump. They knew when their guy came in, he would crash it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 08, 2021 11:34 AM (csEWM)

84 Man, I loved Secret Agent Man and The Prisoner.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 08, 2021 11:34 AM (wAnMi)

85 The person with Governor Brown looks like a person pretending to be transgender, because they're way too tall and strange looking to be a person who was actually born as a woman.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2021 11:34 AM (poMoX)

86 Ackshully I'm pretty sure that's Dee Snider
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 08, 2021 11:28 AM (flINI)

Same makeup trowel technique as Mimi in Cleveland Rocks.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Pureblood at December 08, 2021 11:34 AM (4I/2K)

87 We're currently experiencing higher-than-normal call volumes. Log in to check your account balances, price a stock, place a trade, update contact information, and much more."

Wonder why that is?
==
Um, word got out that Congress is dumping their shares ?

Posted by: Wild ass guess at December 08, 2021 11:34 AM (rQANp)

88 Welcome to Germany:

James Lindsay, fortunate to have been bullied @ConceptualJames; 2h
Holy shit. Translation says: "Berlin: Homeless people without 3G (fully vaccinated, tested, or recovered) proof are no longer allowed to seek refuge from the cold on platforms. The Senate regrets the decision, but remains tough."

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 08, 2021 11:34 AM (UHVv4)

89 I doubt anyone in government bothers to read or research anything. I doubt any elected official does anything. They pass on all the actual work to their aides and secretaries, while they go out partying on the taxpayer dime, wearing dresses saying "tax the rich".

It's amazing that our country functions at all with pretty much every government position being occupied by idiots, ignoramuses, retards and criminals.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 08, 2021 11:30 AM (Do5/p)

Evidence to support your conclusions: The energy secretary was asked recently how many barrels of oil are used by America daily, a number that should be in front of her every single day - and all she could say was "uh, I dunno".

And yet she and Biden were setting national energy policy on the basis of "uh, I dunno".

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 08, 2021 11:34 AM (trdmm)

90 *Makes hand jerking motion from western WA while facing south towards O. Muse. We only have about 50 percent compliance at retail establishments.

Posted by: Capital Eff at December 08, 2021 11:32 AM (GYllL)

*Makes hand jerking motion from eastern WA while facing west towards Capital Eff. We have less than about 10 percent compliance at retail establishments. Probably less than 5 percent, if I made an actual count. Seems like the oldies, teachers, and the medical industry people are the big mask holdouts.

Posted by: flounder at December 08, 2021 11:34 AM (SH2Zi)

91 One of the matchy matchy guys with Oregons guv is the guy who sent out that tweet about how happy he was to be a Mommala staffer.

Posted by: blaster at December 08, 2021 11:34 AM (mbFEM)

92 I am a man, not a number.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 08, 2021 11:30 AM

I'm a MAN! I'm 40!

https://bit.ly/3rNAQcv

Posted by: Mike Gundy at December 08, 2021 11:34 AM (Do5/p)

93 I thought she had a brain aneurysm, but someone upthread says she's been suffering from MS, so I don't know.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 08, 2021 11:32 AM (IjWVx)

Wiki says both. Gah.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 08, 2021 11:34 AM (dfRN6)

94 econ majors aren't that different from sociology majors

it's not a hard science and the kids who go into it want to work in cush govt jobs, not in real jobs in the private sector at all

Posted by: Black Orchid the Unboosted at December 08, 2021 11:35 AM (j9HX3)

95 We can just lower interest rates to -1.75
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 08, 2021 11:30 AM (e6I/s)
---------

Let me see, 10% inflation, banks are paying 1.5% on savings...which is a negative interest rate of, hmm, carry the three, divide by the square root of PI...8.5%.

Yeah, I think our financial sector beat your projection by a wide margin.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 08, 2021 11:35 AM (GbM2m)

96 Narrator: Actually, Anybody With a Lick of Common Sense Saw This Coming

There is no cachet or prestige in stating the obvious. And our academic and professional elites live for cachet and prestige.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 08, 2021 11:35 AM (nfrXX)

97 Damned moose in a miniskirt.

Posted by: klaftern at December 08, 2021 11:36 AM (taPSh)

98 Rumor on the street is that Amzon was hacked yesterday and it was costing them a billion$/hr.

Posted by: Capital Eff at December 08, 2021 11:36 AM (GYllL)

99 31 Teri Garr and that one guy... Is that thin Richard Burton?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 08, 2021 11:28 AM (csEWM)

Wow. That's certainly a swing and a miss.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 08, 2021 11:36 AM (IjWVx)

100 Terri Garr... oh, if only there was something I could do to her!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at December 08, 2021 11:36 AM (9EsIa)

101 Do you genuinely not get the 220, 221 reference??
Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 11:31 AM (mZUr4)

well I'll admit that I don't.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 08, 2021 11:36 AM (trdmm)

102 I've been reading Berenson...and the new hawtness is to be boostered up.

People are being un pyrsynd by their family if their not up to date on the very latest injection protocol. So those who got two jabs but not the booster were prohibited from enjoying Thanksgiving dinner with the jab-privileged.
==
When you believe in nothing, the only think left to you is in group ranking.

Posted by: Happy serfdom at December 08, 2021 11:36 AM (oz0Af)

103 Yeah OR is a shithole. But that is not going to change any time soon. So you have 2 options. The second one is get out of the state.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 08, 2021 11:36 AM (bfuCx)

104 Marian The Librarian >>>>> Karen the Librarian

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 08, 2021 11:36 AM (BgMrQ)

105 Um, word got out that Congress is dumping their shares ?

Stocks were way down last week, then have shot back up this week. I have no idea what's causing it. I generally assume that a very unstable market is a predictor for a sharp downturn, unless it isn't.

Posted by: pep at December 08, 2021 11:36 AM (ZsR3z)

106 Wow. That's certainly a swing and a miss.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 08, 2021 11:36 AM (IjWVx)
++++
Beats a swig and a piss!

Posted by: Hobo, deep in his cups at December 08, 2021 11:36 AM (DU+/6)

107 Oregon mask mandate...because people continue to wear them.

Posted by: Ziba at December 08, 2021 11:36 AM (S1hrL)

108
Just got a quote for nearly 10K for a water-treatment system for our well water. That's about twice as much as I expected.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2021 11:37 AM (/U27+)

109 Do you genuinely not get the 220, 221 reference??
Posted by: Doof

Honest Injun !

Posted by: JT at December 08, 2021 11:37 AM (arJlL)

110 Do you genuinely not get the 220, 221 reference??
Posted by: Doof

Whatever it takes.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2021 11:37 AM (mD/uy)

111 Oregon is the post child for why you never want to allow your state to go to mail-in voting. It is the most corrupt election system in the country, beating out the Philly machine by a lot.

Oregon will remain under 100% Democrat control until there is some catastrophic event that causes a change. In the meantime, don't waste time hoping for a Republican to ever win there.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at December 08, 2021 11:37 AM (5p7BC)

112 Sodomites sure have a lot of time on their hands to have stupid events where they remind everyone how disgusting they are.

Is there any such thing as an introvert sodomite?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 08, 2021 11:38 AM (tMjLZ)

113 From Mr. Mom guys.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2021 11:38 AM (mD/uy)

114 Patrick McGoohan was a practicing Roman Catholic married to the same woman for about 51 years. He had scruples about kissing women in movies because it was unseemly. I guess another one of those actors who are all either gay or a narcisssitic psychopath./s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2021 11:38 AM (poMoX)

115 Rumor on the street is that Amzon was hacked yesterday and it was costing them a billion$/hr.
Posted by: Capital Eff at December 08, 2021 11:36 AM (GYllL)

That's a consensus with some engineers, we're going to be seeing more of this. Can't say it gives me the sadz. Best part? Amazoid hosts a lot of government servers.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 08, 2021 11:38 AM (wAnMi)

116 A billion a hot sounds a wee bit high. But it is costing them.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 08, 2021 11:38 AM (bfuCx)

117 Wow. That's certainly a swing and a miss.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 08, 2021 11:36 AM (IjWVx)

Well, I managed to correct as soon as I saw him in context.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 08, 2021 11:38 AM (csEWM)

118 16 Ms. Garr has been suffering from MS for quite some time now.
_____________

Yep, she said in an interview years ago that she couldn't get any jobs because her MS made her un-insurable on set. MS, especially the progressive variety, is very unpredictable. Sad for her, because she was a great comic actress.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 08, 2021 11:38 AM (k4dH2)

119 That ain't no woman, that is obvious. Cross dressing turd tamping faggot, maybe.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 08, 2021 11:38 AM (o2MD2)

120 > 85 The person with Governor Brown looks like a person pretending to be transgender, because they're way too tall and strange looking to be a person who was actually born as a woman.

Tranny hoor has been hitting the squat rack.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 08, 2021 11:38 AM (NgqoH)

121 Do you genuinely not get the 220, 221 reference??
Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 11:31 AM (mZUr4)

well I'll admit that I don't.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 08, 2021 11:36 AM (trdmm)

Mr Mom. Terri Garr and Michael Keaton. Great movie from 1983. Here's the scene I referenced...
https://youtu.be/iX3kxAA2L4Q

Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 11:38 AM (mZUr4)

122 well PA isn't that much better than OR with our leftist state court and leftist governor

we're actually much better off since we voted to amend our constitution to rein in the wolf-thing.

Posted by: kallisto at December 08, 2021 11:38 AM (DJFLF)

123 Beats a swig and a piss!
Posted by: Hobo, deep in his cups

Okay; that was funny !

Posted by: JT at December 08, 2021 11:38 AM (arJlL)

124 That pic of the cafeteria kids breaks my heart. So many unsophisticated children.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at December 08, 2021 11:38 AM (uhPTO)

125 Do you genuinely not get the 220, 221 reference??
Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 11:31 AM (mZUr4)

well I'll admit that I don't.

Hah! I get it, but just for the sake of those poor wretches who don't, why don't you tell them now.

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: pep at December 08, 2021 11:39 AM (ZsR3z)

126 90 *Makes hand jerking motion from western WA while facing south towards O. Muse. We only have about 50 percent compliance at retail establishments.

Posted by: Capital Eff at December 08, 2021 11:32 AM (GYllL)

*Makes hand jerking motion from eastern WA while facing west towards Capital Eff. We have less than about 10 percent compliance at retail establishments. Probably less than 5 percent, if I made an actual count. Seems like the oldies, teachers, and the medical industry people are the big mask holdouts.
Posted by: flounder

Bends over and spreads cheeks in an easterly direction. We are bugging out to our AZ property in next week. 1 percent compliance if that.

Posted by: Capital Eff at December 08, 2021 11:39 AM (GYllL)

127 Mmmmmm.... French crullers are one of my all time favorite doughnuts

Posted by: redridinghood at December 08, 2021 11:39 AM (NpAcC)

128 >I have a lot of sympathy for those trapped behind enemy lines. Its a different world when you visit a free state.
Posted by: The madness of crowds vs the occasional karen is a different dynamic at December 08, 2021 11:31 AM (++f+f)

I'm surrounded by a bunch of MSM-programmed NPCs who think I'm the provincial one, when they have zero awareness that masking is over once you leave the left coast.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 08, 2021 11:39 AM (cSs/W)

129 Terri Garr was also teh hawt as the stepmom in Dumb and Dumber. MILFtastic.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 08, 2021 11:39 AM (bfuCx)

130 Pretty interesting article detailing the connections between the election group Zuckerberg poured hundreds of millions into to elect Brandon and China.

https://tinyurl.com/466cspmr

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2021 11:39 AM (ZLI7S)

131 Hell Drivers, by the way, is an interesting movie. Shot in B & W, a tough film about risk-taking truck drivers in the UK, it's good on its own. But it featured no less than 3 actors connected with James Bond: Stanley Baker and McGoohan, who were each considered for the role, and Sean Connery, the winner.

David McCallum, "Illya" from U.N.C.L.E., is also in it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 11:39 AM (txdEq)

132 No offense to the Portland morons but the city's culture is absolute shit.

The people are insufferable stuck up jerks.

They're snobbier than the most expensive zip codes in Connecticut.

Posted by: MJ at December 08, 2021 11:39 AM (zwDuR)

133 101 Do you genuinely not get the 220, 221 reference??
Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 11:31 AM (mZUr4)

well I'll admit that I don't.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 08, 2021 11:36 AM (trdmm)

Same here, latitude longitude maybe?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 08, 2021 11:40 AM (z5Vrg)

134 "Science" proves kids are bad for the Earth.

That is the religion called science, not real science. But yes, only clean countries should be allowed to have kids. Sorry China/India and much of the world ... clean up your act, or no kiddies for you.

Ha ... as with the global warming lies, the rules only apply to responsible Westerners. White Guilt (akin to Christian Guilt) is still an effective weapon against the righteously successful. The truly guilty oligarchs don't care about those silly rules, but they will issue the edicts (like the masks and shutdowns on small business)

Posted by: illiniwek at December 08, 2021 11:40 AM (Cus5s)

135 > 125 Do you genuinely not get the 220, 221 reference??
Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 11:31 AM (mZUr4)

Michael Keaton was genius in that role.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 08, 2021 11:40 AM (NgqoH)

136 BTW, most "women" wouldn't be wearing a sequined dress like that - but most trannies would.

Is there a big and tall store for trannies?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 08, 2021 11:40 AM (wAnMi)

137 Oregon coast is absolutely gorgeous. Too bad it is in Oregon.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 08, 2021 11:40 AM (bfuCx)

138 Dude.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at December 08, 2021 11:41 AM (ytSiK)

139 Teri Garr and that one guy... Is that thin Richard Burton?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 08, 2021

***
I've always thought that the young Burton would have made a good James Bond, too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 11:41 AM (txdEq)

140 Do you genuinely not get the 220, 221 reference??
Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 11:31 AM (mZUr4)

Only reference I get is 4/20.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 08, 2021 11:41 AM (wAnMi)

141 220 and 221 was something to do with an electrical outlet IIRC. Its been a while since I saw that movie.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 08, 2021 11:41 AM (bfuCx)

142 And must actual woman don't wear that much eye makeup unless they're that crude singer who did WAP or possibly Tammy Faye Baker.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2021 11:41 AM (poMoX)

143 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2021 11:38 AM (poMoX)

I have a nice Advent story for you, Fen.

I'm reading the Life of the Blessed Mother as told to Blessed Anne Catherine Emmerich. (she's the Catholic nun visionary we talked about before.)

It relates how her ancestors, a priestly sect, prayed and fasted and lived devout lives in order to be blessed with one of their female progeny to be chosen as the mother of the Messiah.

Posted by: kallisto at December 08, 2021 11:41 AM (DJFLF)

144 69 I'm interested in if they change the definition of recession/depression the same way the changed the definition of vaccine.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine
formula wasn't tested at all? at December 08, 2021 11:32 AM (e6I/s)

If you liked funemployment, you're going to absolutely love funflation!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 08, 2021 11:41 AM (IjWVx)

145 Commenting present hopefully lunch soon

Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 08, 2021 11:41 AM (Z6Xc1)

146 Oregon is the post child for why you never want to allow your state to go to mail-in voting. It is the most corrupt election system in the country, beating out the Philly machine by a lot.

Oregon will remain under 100% Democrat control until there is some catastrophic event that causes a change. In the meantime, don't waste time hoping for a Republican to ever win there.
Posted by: Dave in Fla

Is it corrupt voting or just really stupid people? Hell, they haven't figured out how to pump their own gas safely, something 48 other states have figured out.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 11:41 AM (g4EaB)

147 Do you genuinely not get the 220, 221 reference??
Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 11:31 AM (mZUr4)

well I'll admit that I don't.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 08, 2021 11:36 AM (trdmm)

Same here, latitude longitude maybe?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 08, 2021 11:40 AM (z5Vrg)

See comment 121. Or 120 -- whatever it takes

Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 11:42 AM (mZUr4)

148 Is there a big and tall store for trannies?
Posted by: clutch cargo

Nordstrom's. They get their shoes there also.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2021 11:42 AM (mD/uy)

149 >James Lindsay, fortunate to have been bullied @ConceptualJames; 2h
Holy shit. Translation says: "Berlin: Homeless people without 3G (fully vaccinated, tested, or recovered) proof are no longer allowed to seek refuge from the cold on platforms. The Senate regrets the decision, but remains tough."
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 08, 2021 11:34 AM (UHVv4)

Ironic that was post 88.

Between that and the midnight torch march by the military, they're reverting to form quite nicely.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 08, 2021 11:42 AM (cSs/W)

150 80 Willowed:
Whe-e-e-en a horse hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's Starvation!

i'm from duchesne county, utah. the county seat is next to starvation reservoir. local places used to sell a t-shirt that said on the front: "duchesne: on the brink of starvation" and on the back: "...reservoir".

maybe you had to be there.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at December 08, 2021 11:42 AM (sGtp+)

151 O/T:
Anyone know a good message board or forum for HVAC stuff?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 11:42 AM (DU+/6)

152 142-Most not "must"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2021 11:42 AM (poMoX)

153 Ah, Sanford and Son. That was a funny show. Grady is my favorite.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 08, 2021 11:43 AM (AiZBA)

154 136 BTW, most "women" wouldn't be wearing a sequined dress like that - but most trannies would.

Is there a big and tall store for trannies?
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 08, 2021 11:40 AM (wAnMi)

I would be fine to see Teri Garr in a sequined dress.

You know an odd thing: some women really looked hot in Black and White. Ms Garr was a good example. Maybe it was just a good makeup person, but some looked horrible.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 08, 2021 11:43 AM (csEWM)

155 BTW, most "women" wouldn't be wearing a sequined dress like that - but most trannies would.

**

Yep.

It's because it's exactly, 100% the same as blackface.

Except for some reason we are supposed to celebrate them making fun of women.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 08, 2021 11:43 AM (e6I/s)

156 Not sixth

Posted by: Patrick McGoohan at December 08, 2021 11:43 AM (w9Wax)

157 137 Oregon coast is absolutely gorgeous. Too bad it is in Oregon.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 08, 2021 11:40 AM (bfuCx)

I drove up it one summer in a Navy destroyer, got to take a helicopter ride along the coast too. It was very scenic.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 08, 2021 11:43 AM (Y5qcH)

158 Soft science is just a polite term for "not science"

Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at December 08, 2021 11:43 AM (5p7BC)

159 Bends over and spreads cheeks in an easterly direction. We are bugging out to our AZ property in next week. 1 percent compliance if that.

Posted by: Capital Eff at December 08, 2021 11:39 AM (GYllL)

Noice. I like AZ. It is tops for gun laws in my book.

Posted by: flounder at December 08, 2021 11:43 AM (SH2Zi)

160 Patrick McGoohan was a practicing Roman Catholic married to the same woman for about 51 years. He had scruples about kissing women in movies because it was unseemly. I guess another one of those actors who are all either gay or a narcisssitic psychopath./s
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2021 11:38 AM (poMoX)

Neal McDonough is the same way.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 08, 2021 11:43 AM (Ez6QX)

161 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 08, 2021 11:33 AM (2JVJo)
==
Oh, I imagine we are getting closer to that time than you might think.

Posted by: Black JEM at December 08, 2021 11:43 AM (V6xwG)

162
Kyle Rittenhouse: I like big tits.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- "fuck around and find out" at December 08, 2021 11:43 AM (P1T9n)

163 Do you genuinely not get the 220, 221 reference??
Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 11:31 AM (mZUr4)

Michael Keaton was genius in that role.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 08, 2021 11:40 AM (NgqoH)

Yes. Also in Johnny Dangerously.

Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 11:43 AM (mZUr4)

164 146 Oregon is the post child for why you never want to allow your state to go to mail-in voting. It is the most corrupt election system in the country, beating out the Philly machine by a lot.

Same here in WA. We just had our only statewide Republican (SOS) leave for a job with the Biden admin. You can't make it up.

Posted by: Capital Eff at December 08, 2021 11:44 AM (GYllL)

165 Patrick McGoohan was a practicing Roman Catholic married to the same woman for about 51 years. He had scruples about kissing women in movies because it was unseemly. I guess another one of those actors who are all either gay or a narcisssitic psychopath./s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2021 11:38 AM

A current actor in Hollywood who has those scruples is Neal McDonough. I read that he refuses to do any type of romantic scenes out of respect for his wife.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 08, 2021 11:44 AM (Do5/p)

166 Yep.

It's because it's exactly, 100% the same as blackface.

Except for some reason we are supposed to celebrate them making fun of women.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 08, 2021 11:43 AM (e6I/s)
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It wasn't blackface. I'm just transracial.

Posted by: Governor Northam at December 08, 2021 11:44 AM (DU+/6)

167 I drove up it one summer in a Navy destroyer

At first I thought this was an "incoherent Biden" bit, but I see what you mean.

Posted by: pep at December 08, 2021 11:44 AM (ZsR3z)

168 When you believe in nothing, the only think left to you is in group ranking.

Posted by: Happy serfdom at December 08, 2021 11:36 AM (oz0Af)

yes, unfortunately I'm seeing this play out every day

Posted by: kallisto at December 08, 2021 11:44 AM (DJFLF)

169 Man, I loved Secret Agent Man and The Prisoner.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 08, 2021

***
I've watched some early episodes of Secret Agent, called Danger Man then, on Tubi or Pluto. They are neat little short stories about John Drake's missions. The cool thing is that he does not carry a gun, and thus has to use his head to get out of the fixes he gets into.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 11:44 AM (txdEq)

170 Does Kurt seem more aggressive these days? He mentioned shooting people and blood in the streets a couple weeks ago.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 08, 2021 11:44 AM (csEWM)

171 Who is Number 1?

Number 2:
Whoa
Posted by: David Puddy at December 08, 2021 11:22 AM (Do5/p)

Posted by: Patrick McGoohan at December 08, 2021 11:44 AM (w9Wax)

172
Posted by: Kunt at December 08, 2021 11:42 AM (IAtTy)

STFU, kunt.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 08, 2021 11:44 AM (P1T9n)

173 505 Red Army fellas vs. 1 Finnish dude and his rifle....sounds like a mass casualty event.

Seriously though...the Red Army's performance against Finland was so bad that it makes the 2nd Pacific Squadron's psychodelic journey and climactic destruction by Togo and the japanese look like it wasnt so bad afterall. I mean, what better way to get a new navy than to lose your current one?

Posted by: Theskepticalschnauzer aka Lonebadger at December 08, 2021 11:44 AM (h+7ej)

174 when they have zero awareness that masking is over once you leave the left coast.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 08, 2021 11:39 AM (cSs/W)

Houston still has them on

Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at December 08, 2021 11:44 AM (P4Pk9)

175 > Yes. Also in Johnny Dangerously.
Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 11:43 AM (mZUr4)

'88 mag...it shoots through schools'

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 08, 2021 11:45 AM (NgqoH)

176 Do you genuinely not get the 220, 221 reference??
Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 11:31 AM (mZUr4)
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No, but, I'm only 29.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 08, 2021 11:45 AM (GbM2m)

177 A recession is a depression. Prior to WW2 there was no such thing as a recession. Economic downturns were called depressions. That is why it is called the GREAT depression. And then post ww2 the peeps that come up with these things decides depression was too, well depressing, so they changed the name to recession.

But fundamentally there is no difference between the two words. It just means an economic downturn with negative growth.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 08, 2021 11:45 AM (bfuCx)

178 Commenting present hopefully lunch soon
Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 08, 2021 11:41 AM (Z6Xc1)

"Present" always worked for me.

Wanna go grab some labradoodle?

Posted by: Barack H. Obama at December 08, 2021 11:45 AM (wAnMi)

179 The dunce is awake.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 08, 2021 11:45 AM (QKtAT)

180 220 and 221 was something to do with an electrical outlet IIRC. Its been a while since I saw that movie.
Posted by: Joe XiDen

Joe - in the movie, Martin Mull asked Keaton, in essence, "are you going to wire it 220(V)" - as opposed to 110V.

He answered, "220, 221 - whatever it takes" clearly pointing out he didn't know shit about residential wiring.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2021 11:45 AM (mD/uy)

181 Why are those wierdos all waring brown suits? And that is definitely a tranny.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 08, 2021 11:45 AM (Y5qcH)

182 Ha ... as with the global warming lies, the rules only apply to responsible Westerners. White Guilt (akin to Christian Guilt) is still an effective weapon against the righteously successful. The truly guilty oligarchs don't care about those silly rules, but they will issue the edicts (like the masks and shutdowns on small business)
Posted by: illiniwek at December 08, 2021 11:40 AM (Cus5s)

if anyone around me ever brings that idea up, I like to point out that there have been *lots* of people, movements, and even societies that didn't place any value on having children, that lived only for themselves.

and then I point out that all of us alive today are descendants of the people who always thought those guys were full of shit.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 08, 2021 11:46 AM (trdmm)

183 Leftards know about as much about fucking science as a duck knows about faggotry.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 08, 2021 11:46 AM (o2MD2)

184 Mmm... Teri Garr. Had such a crush on her when i was younger. Gorgeous woman.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 08, 2021 11:46 AM (bkUtD)

185 Other than picking up meds from the pharmacy, I don't wear a mask anywhere in Oregon. I notice too that only in smaller towns near me very few wear masks.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 08, 2021 11:46 AM (aghXp)

186 It seems almost a given that the guys from America who want to be women have some extra special masculine features. Trannies from Thailand (should be Tranland) are very slight just like the women and short with little to no facial hair. So they can pass as women quite easily.

Most trannies (except the ones who do it professionally) over here seem to have beards and big arms and legs and you can tell they aren't women.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 11:46 AM (1hoTV)

187 But fundamentally there is no difference between the two words. It just means an economic downturn with negative growth.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 08, 2021 11:45 AM (bfuCx)
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After the Big One, it became a significance distinction.

Recession: two or more consecutive quarters of negative GDP growth
Depression: a recession where negative GDP growth exceeds 20% peak to trough

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 11:46 AM (DU+/6)

188 160 Bends over and spreads cheeks in an easterly direction. We are bugging out to our AZ property in next week. 1 percent compliance if that.

Posted by: Capital Eff at December 08, 2021 11:39 AM (GYllL)

Noice. I like AZ. It is tops for gun laws in my book.
Posted by: flounder

Yup. We have a small range set up on the back 40 of our ranch. Our neighbor uses it now and then as well.

Posted by: Capital Eff at December 08, 2021 11:47 AM (GYllL)

189 Patrick McGoohan was a practicing Roman Catholic married to the same woman for about 51 years. He had scruples about kissing women in movies because it was unseemly. I guess another one of those actors who are all either gay or a narcisssitic psychopath./s
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2021 11:38 AM (poMoX)

Harry Houdini was the same. He made several (unsuccessful) silent films, but refused to kiss any of his leading ladies on screen.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 08, 2021 11:47 AM (2JVJo)

190
I am a man, not a number.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker

I'm a MAN! I'm 40!

Don't shoot! I'm a man!

https://youtu.be/cKxhlXZ3hcY

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 08, 2021 11:47 AM (63Dwl)

191 @178 But fundamentally there is no difference between the two words. It just means an economic downturn with negative growth.

I don't agree. Per Investopedia:

"A recession is a normal part of the business cycle that generally occurs when GDP contracts for at least two quarters. A depression, on the other hand, is an extreme fall in economic activity that lasts for years, rather than just several quarters."

Posted by: pep at December 08, 2021 11:47 AM (ZsR3z)

192 Kyle Rittenhouse: I like big tits.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- "fuck around and find out" at December 08, 2021 11:43 AM

I like big tits and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty, bitty waist
And those round things in your face
You get sprung!

Posted by: Sir Kyle Mixenhouse at December 08, 2021 11:47 AM (Do5/p)

193 In 1965, he organized a sailing trip to scout out locations for filming an upcoming movie. He was accompanied by all-female "crew", some of whom were minors (Cochran was quite the hound dog), but a lung infection, which he had picked up earlier, flared up and he died from it. The women didn't know how to operate the boat, so they drifted for 10 days with Cochran's corpse before being rescued.�

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It's almost as if intelligence wasn't the top priority of his selection criteria.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at December 08, 2021 11:47 AM (FVME7)

194 Ah, Sanford and Son. That was a funny show. Grady is my favorite.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV

You make a good team Lamont: Rollo and Hollow.

Posted by: JT at December 08, 2021 11:48 AM (arJlL)

195 Recession: two or more consecutive quarters of negative GDP growth
Depression: a recession where negative GDP growth exceeds 20% peak to trough
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 11:46 AM (DU+/6)

Hello, have you met us? We change definitions to suit our needs at the moment.

Posted by: The Left at December 08, 2021 11:48 AM (Y5qcH)

196 Yep, she said in an interview years ago that she couldn't get any jobs because her MS made her un-insurable on set.
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Yeah, we wouldn't want her to have an attack on-set and accidentally shoot someone.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 08, 2021 11:48 AM (UHVv4)

197
Right.

"recession" is to "depression" as "socialism" is to "communism."

And "sociopath" to "psycopath." They are the samefuckingthing.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- "fuck around and find out" at December 08, 2021 11:48 AM (P1T9n)

198
Recession: two or more consecutive quarters of negative GDP growth

Is negative growth the same as positive shrinkage?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 08, 2021 11:48 AM (63Dwl)

199 Or maybe "depression" is 10% peak to trough. I actually don't remember, and that is embarrassing.

But whatever. The point remains, I guess. Depression == "really really really bad recession."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 11:49 AM (DU+/6)

200 And a depression has never occurred since. Its one of those things that is there as a boogeyman.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 08, 2021 11:49 AM (bfuCx)

201 Hello, have you met us? We change definitions to suit our needs at the moment.

Posted by: The Left at December 08, 2021 11:48 AM (Y5qcH)

That doesn't mean we accept it.

Posted by: pep at December 08, 2021 11:49 AM (ZsR3z)

202 I like big tits and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty, bitty waist
And those round things in your face
You get sprung!
Posted by: Sir Kyle Mixenhouse at December 08, 2021 11:47 AM (Do5/p)

Truly, an Ace of Base.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 08, 2021 11:49 AM (csEWM)

203 Jenni Gar ?

Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 08, 2021 11:49 AM (Z6Xc1)

204 Do you genuinely not get the 220, 221 reference??
Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 11:31 AM (mZUr4)
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No, but, I'm only 29.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large

Yeah ummmm...me too !

Posted by: JT at December 08, 2021 11:49 AM (arJlL)

205 Re: Kate Brown.

Whatever Newsom is, he ain't as bad as the two to the north of us.

I would happily pack most of the California Democrats into a couple of those empty shipping containers and send them...it really doesn't matter where, Myanmar or the Marianas Trench...but your pasty faculty-lounge governments up north are even worse.

Posted by: JEM at December 08, 2021 11:50 AM (8erNz)

206 ONly direct connection for today's WhoDese is "The Moonshine Wars", about which I know nothing because I can't be bothered to learn just now.

Still, two excellent performers.

Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at December 08, 2021 11:50 AM (OUMaO)

207 Mr Mom. Terri Garr and Michael Keaton. Great movie from 1983. Here's the scene I referenced...

https://youtu.be/iX3kxAA2L4Q

Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 11:38 AM (mZUr4)

Anyone else watching Dopesick? Keaton is good in it as an old country doc. And if you hated Big Pharma before what with their getting the FDA to suppress ivermectin and HCQ, you'll despise them for how they devastated rural American with Oxycontin.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 08, 2021 11:50 AM (IjWVx)

208 we're actually much better off since we voted to amend our constitution to rein in the wolf-thing.

in some ways yes but this edict that wolf snuck thru using the PA DoH completely does an end around our amendment

if this stands (and probably it will since our state court is all leftist except I think one) then he can do the same for basically anything he wants to.

I guess the next step would be to elevate to the USSC or something I dunno.

Posted by: Black Orchid the Unboosted at December 08, 2021 11:50 AM (j9HX3)

209 Teri Garr was very hot back in the day.

McGoohan was a great actor, and a very principled one, which kept him from superstardom.

His creation 'The Prisoner' was a prophetic metaphor wrapped around a spy story. It holds up today, to put it mildly.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 08, 2021 11:51 AM (V6f9+)

210 192

Yeah exactly. A depression can be whatever you want it to be. What does for years mean? 2 years? What does several quarters mean 8? You get the idea.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 08, 2021 11:51 AM (bfuCx)

211 Though I suppose a joking guess could be that Terri played a role working for Gary Seven while Patrick was Number Six. Aside from that, eh.

Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at December 08, 2021 11:51 AM (OUMaO)

212 > 205 Do you genuinely not get the 220, 221 reference??
Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 11:31 AM (mZUr4)

https://youtu.be/II4-HnWRQK0

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 08, 2021 11:52 AM (NgqoH)

213 Most trannies (except the ones who do it professionally) over here seem to have beards and big arms and legs and you can tell they aren't women.

====

I think there are two things going on with those fellers:

(a) They get off on cross-dressing, and have an exhibitionist kink.

(b) Or they're antisocial, and this is the most socially acceptable way to say "fuck you!" to everybody you meet.

Definitely not trying to pass.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 08, 2021 11:52 AM (sGnvY)

214 if this stands (and probably it will since our state court is all leftist except I think one) then he can do the same for basically anything he wants to.

he hasn't yet.

where i live no mask "requirements" or social distancing are enforced...at all. And I'm in Delco, not the T-zone.

Posted by: kallisto at December 08, 2021 11:52 AM (DJFLF)

215 Noice. I like AZ. It is tops for gun laws in my book.
Posted by: flounder at December 08, 2021 11:43 AM (SH2Zi)
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Yeah, we Arizonians laugh at TX and the way they hype their gun laws.

At some point, TX will catch up to AZ. Funny thing, Tombstone supposeldly has a law on the book forbidding open carry, but, conceal carry is legal.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 08, 2021 11:52 AM (GbM2m)

216 209 we're actually much better off since we voted to amend our constitution to rein in the wolf-thing.

in some ways yes but this edict that wolf snuck thru using the PA DoH completely does an end around our amendment

if this stands (and probably it will since our state court is all leftist except I think one) then he can do the same for basically anything he wants to.

I guess the next step would be to elevate to the USSC or something I dunno.
==
Simpler solution - country sherriffs refuse to enforce, and announce any state DOH personnel in the county will be held under arrest for trespassing.

Posted by: Black JEM at December 08, 2021 11:52 AM (V6xwG)

217 Number two, Sir!

Posted by: Pvt Pinkley at December 08, 2021 11:53 AM (4I/2K)

218 But whatever. The point remains, I guess. Depression == "really really really bad recession."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 11:49 AM (DU+/6)

I'd always heard it explained that most people function normally in a recession, but a depression causes a malaise to set over the public. I think we're as close as we've been in 90 years. If the government wasn't handing out freebies and people actually had to get jobs to feed themselves, we'd definitely have arrived a year ago.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 08, 2021 11:53 AM (wAnMi)

219 That 'Compare and Contrast' picture with the masked kids socially distanced at the lunch table reminded me of what my son went through at his middle school. The day he told us about that was the day we decided to pull him out of public school and homeschool him instead. We haven't looked back since.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 08, 2021 11:53 AM (rHH18)

220 - 221. Whatever it takes.

Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 11:53 AM (mZUr4)

221 Dammit -- so close

Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 11:53 AM (mZUr4)

222 I'm hoping that if Kyle Rittenhouse likes big tits he kept that information to himself or just shared it with his buds, because I really don't need to know that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2021 11:53 AM (poMoX)

223 Kyle Rittenhouse: I like big tits.
Posted by: Soothsayer

And all the dudes go dooo..dooo..doo, da doo...

(actually they're not a priority for me, the most enthusiastic fornication I've had in my life was with a pretty flat, athletic girl...but a crotch that said FEED ME!!!!!!)

Posted by: JEM at December 08, 2021 11:53 AM (8erNz)

224 I was in Oregon this summer running Hood to Coast. I noticed that in Portland was the only place where masks are being worn.

It might be required there, but 95% of the state (by land area) seemed to consider it optional, and a sign you are an idiot if you wore one.

Also heard nothing but BS about HTC being a super spreader event while in Portland. Of course, no one got Covid at the race that I ever heard about, and we sure as hell didn't wear masks while standing in crowds at the exchanges.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at December 08, 2021 11:53 AM (5p7BC)

225 >(a) They get off on cross-dressing, and have an exhibitionist kink.

(b) Or they're antisocial, and this is the most socially acceptable way to say "fuck you!" to everybody you meet.

Definitely not trying to pass.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 08, 2021 11:52 AM (sGnvY)

...embrace the power of and...

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 08, 2021 11:54 AM (NgqoH)

226 Prayers for all the horde

And I'd like to request prayers for KTY, got her knee MRI today, please pray nothing serious shows up and she heals quickly

And for myself, that I can get a proper diagnosis for my dumb body ailments

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at December 08, 2021 11:54 AM (FcPY7)

227 (b) Or they're antisocial, and this is the most socially acceptable way to say "fuck you!" to everybody you meet.

**

I think that's been a big part of why there's suddenly so many cross-dressing teenagers and young adults.

It used to be that you could have a loud car or motorcycle. Then you could be a punk rocker. Or get a tattoo. Then you could be gay. Now that coprophilia is considered mainstream, there are very few ways to shock people.

Cross-dressing and threatening people with violence if they don't celebrate it is the most logical path.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 08, 2021 11:54 AM (e6I/s)

228 It's all very simple. Where you have any gov authority, even in blue states, that realizes all of this is stupid, just refuse to comply. And be prepared to defend the person or business or school they decide to make an example of. There are more of us than them. And when confronted, they will run.

Posted by: Black JEM at December 08, 2021 11:54 AM (V6xwG)

229 This busty brunette in a one-piece is not a tranny and thus doesn't hang out with woke-ass governors:
https://is.gd/i0tLLE

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 11:54 AM (DU+/6)

230 222 Dammit -- so close
Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 11:53 AM (mZUr4)

Sorry, Doof. That would have been hilarious if you pulled it off.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 08, 2021 11:55 AM (rHH18)

231 I'd probably willingly wear a mask around that sickly tranny looking thing in Pic 2. Wouldn't even have to mandate it.

Posted by: Ripley at December 08, 2021 11:55 AM (MxEKc)

232 Proud I kinda knew who she was

Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 08, 2021 11:55 AM (Z6Xc1)

233 I did not know the movie reference to 220, 221 ... but had picked up the meaning from context as it has been used here before. But from the 1984 clip, what would he "make it all 220", as the smarter guy says knowingly?

110, or 111, whatever it takes, would be enough for a living room. Maybe older homes did not have 220 to the meter back then, idk.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 08, 2021 11:56 AM (Cus5s)

234
You see these two? Alex and Hilaria? A match made in Hell.

I'm getting a very strong murder-suicide vibe from these two.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 08, 2021 11:56 AM (P1T9n)

235 Sorry, Doof. That would have been hilarious if you pulled it off.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 08, 2021 11:55 AM (rHH1

++++
Kinda like my jock strap.

Posted by: The tranny with the governor at December 08, 2021 11:56 AM (DU+/6)

236 One of the lessons of the Soviet-Finnish winter war is that poor leadership and morale can doom a military offensive no matter how superior your industrial base and military equipment.

Maybe someone should have mentioned this to Gen Milley at some point.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2021 11:56 AM (ESjRY)

237 This busty brunette in a one-piece is not a tranny and thus doesn't hang out with woke-ass governors:

That just might be the best picture you've posted.

Posted by: pep at December 08, 2021 11:56 AM (ZsR3z)

238 Funny thing, Tombstone supposeldly has a law on the book forbidding open carry, but, conceal carry is legal.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large
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That is Florida. Open carry is illegal except in certain situations, but concealed carry permits are easy to get.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at December 08, 2021 11:56 AM (5p7BC)

239 I never thought Terri Garr was particularly pretty. Not bad, just pretty average.

Posted by: LASue at December 08, 2021 11:57 AM (Ed8Zd)

240 Cross-dressing and threatening people with violence if they don't celebrate it is the most logical path.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 08, 2021 11:54 AM (e6I/s)

Thing is - how long have we been doing the androgynous or cross dressing crap? It was cutting edge for rock stars back in the 70's, but seems kind of dumb and even mainstream. At least back then they still made it look cool. Skinny guys dressing like Catholic schoolgirls after a summer break shopping binge at Ross ain't it.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 08, 2021 11:57 AM (wAnMi)

241 Great almost 2 hour interview on Steven Crowder's show of Kyle Rittenhouse:

https://youtu.be/Dx9XTJ5lu2c

Posted by: Sharkman at December 08, 2021 11:57 AM (dUr4b)

242 And for myself, that I can get a proper diagnosis for my dumb body ailments

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser

Prayers up vmom! Don't let the bastids grind you down - keep after it until you find the right guy/gal that knows what they are talking about.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2021 11:57 AM (mD/uy)

243 MP4 @ 77 - Newsletter, perchance?

Posted by: butch at December 08, 2021 11:57 AM (cHvOo)

244 Here's the thing about Oregon, coming from someone who was born here and have lived here a decent portion of his life. It's a gorgeous place, and of course the people in general here are not dumber than they are anywhere else. Portland is the cancer dragging the rest of us down. Even most of the suburbs of Portland are much more moderate than Portland proper.

If we had clean elections, I do think we'd be a purple state. Non-leftists are not a tiny minority in the state, once you get out of Portland. If you look at our elections, Multnomah County (the one that contains Portland) always reports last, after seeing the results from the rest of state. For statewide elections, the pattern is always the same. The GOP candidate is often ahead, but Multnomah County always has enough to put the Dem over the top. Always works like that since we've had mail-in ballots.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 08, 2021 11:57 AM (cSs/W)

245 If I had to guess, I would say that Kate Brown smells like a pair of slippers that were worn for a month straight and then left out in the rain.

There are packs of wet dogs that wonder why she can't find some deodorant.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at December 08, 2021 11:58 AM (KbCG3)

246 I never thought Terri Garr was particularly pretty. Not bad, just pretty average.

Agree. Her strength is that she looks happy, well-adjusted, and friendly. This is rare in HWood.

Posted by: pep at December 08, 2021 11:58 AM (ZsR3z)

247 Please continue to keep in prayer Mike Hammer, who was in rehab after having an aneurism.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2021 11:58 AM (poMoX)

248 from the morning thread - JJ had posted a link to a story about how Matthew Dowd was dropping out of the Texas Lt. Governor's race because he wanted to make room for "persons of color", etc. What a nice line of bullshit. The story left out the part where Matthew Dowd was polling at about 5% support among Democrats before he so nobly dropped out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 08, 2021 11:58 AM (trdmm)

249 It might be required there, but 95% of the state (by land area) seemed to consider it optional, and a sign you are an idiot if you wore one.

Posted by: Dave in Fla

This is true in a lot of places, over the past year or so I spent time in most of the western half of the US and you only find mask mania in the urbs.

I've had covid, I've now had two vax shots and a booster. Covid put me in a hotel for fourteen days, and symptomatic for five - but even with the fevers and the aches in those five days I got in a mile or two of hiking in the park across the street every day.

The vaccines knocked me out for two days every time. And far worse than covid. Even the booster, which surprised me. I could just about get up to pee.

Posted by: JEM at December 08, 2021 11:58 AM (8erNz)

250 Dammit -- so close
Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 11:53 AM (mZUr4)

Sorry, Doof. That would have been hilarious if you pulled it off.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 08, 2021 11:55 AM (rHH1

More challenging than getting a First ahead of Sponge

Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 11:58 AM (mZUr4)

251 Please continue to keep in prayer Mike Hammer, who was in rehab after having an aneurism.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2021 11:58 AM (poMoX)
++++
Absolutely, and thank you for the update.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 11:58 AM (DU+/6)

252 Though I suppose a joking guess could be that Terri played a role working for Gary Seven while Patrick was Number Six. Aside from that, eh.

Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at December 08, 2021 11:51 AM (OUMaO)

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I think you found the connection: Gary Seven and Number 6 are not numbers, they are men!

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 08, 2021 11:59 AM (p+lBr)

253 Please continue to keep in prayer Mike Hammer, who was in rehab after having an aneurism.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2021 11:58 AM (poMoX)

Didn't know - did I miss that last Wedensday?
Prayers up.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 08, 2021 11:59 AM (wAnMi)

254 Who Dis : Kate Brown and a Man, Baby!

Posted by: garrett at December 08, 2021 11:59 AM (vfR0Y)

255 Please continue to keep in prayer Mike Hammer, who was in rehab after having an aneurism.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Will pray for Mike

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at December 08, 2021 11:59 AM (FcPY7)

256 Posted by: Knurt at December 08, 2021 11:42 AM (IAtTy)

Isn't there a jar of paste with your name on it, or did school let out early?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 08, 2021 11:59 AM (IjWVx)

257 Patrick McGoohan in The Prisoner. They should show re runs of that now. Very a propos.

Posted by: Ziba at December 08, 2021 12:00 PM (S1hrL)

258 >>>If I had to guess, I would say that Kate Brown smells like a pair of slippers that were worn for a month straight and then left out in the rain.

Her undercarriage smells like landfill.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 08, 2021 12:00 PM (VWp7G)

259 I think you found the connection: Gary Seven and Number 6 are not numbers, they are men!
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 08, 2021 11:59 AM (p+lBr)
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No one is a number. Everyone is an amalgamated and predictable average of numbers.

Posted by: Actuary at December 08, 2021 12:00 PM (DU+/6)

260 249 from the morning thread - JJ had posted a link to a story about how Matthew Dowd was dropping out of the Texas Lt. Governor's race because he wanted to make room for "persons of color", etc. What a nice line of bullshit. The story left out the part where Matthew Dowd was polling at about 5% support among Democrats before he so nobly dropped out.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 08, 2021 11:58 AM (trdmm)

The modern version of resigning to spend time with family.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 08, 2021 12:00 PM (z5Vrg)

261 Thanks TonyPete!

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at December 08, 2021 12:00 PM (FcPY7)

262 247 I never thought Terri Garr was particularly pretty. Not bad, just pretty average.

Agree. Her strength is that she looks happy, well-adjusted, and friendly. This is rare in HWood.
Posted by: pep

I believe 'happy, well-adjusted, and friendly' is just about everything I want.

Posted by: JEM at December 08, 2021 12:00 PM (8erNz)

263 Though I suppose a joking guess could be that Terri played a role working for Gary Seven while Patrick was Number Six. Aside from that, eh.
Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at December 08, 2021

***
OM hinted that it was a film in which Teri got nekkid.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 12:01 PM (txdEq)

264 Thing is - how long have we been doing the androgynous or cross dressing crap? It was cutting edge for rock stars back in the 70's, but seems kind of dumb and even mainstream...

*

Yep.

That's why folks should REALLY be worried about what comes next.

Hint: It's why they're introducing elementary school kids to adult themes.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 08, 2021 12:01 PM (e6I/s)

265 >>If I had to guess, I would say that Kate Brown smells like a pair of slippers that were worn for a month straight and then left out in the rain.

Needs more Cat Piss.

Posted by: garrett at December 08, 2021 12:01 PM (vfR0Y)

266 Number 6 flashes the White Power sign!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Be seeing you!

- Number Six

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at December 08, 2021 12:01 PM (vcOmj)

267 No one is a number. Everyone is an amalgamated and predictable average of numbers.
Posted by: Actuary

Huh?
-- Seven of Nine

Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2021 12:01 PM (mD/uy)

268 I'm just here to comment on Terri Garr. yes please and more please sir...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 08, 2021 12:02 PM (8D42x)

269 Patrick McGoohan in The Prisoner. They should show re runs of that now. Very a propos.
Posted by: Ziba at December 08, 2021

***
I caught the first episode earlier this year. ON Tubi, I think.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 12:02 PM (txdEq)

270 I never thought Terri Garr was particularly pretty. Not bad, just pretty average.

Agree. Her strength is that she looks happy, well-adjusted, and friendly. This is rare in HWood.
Posted by: pep

I believe 'happy, well-adjusted, and friendly' is just about everything I want.
Posted by: JEM

Happy, well adjusted, friendly and great cans.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 12:02 PM (g4EaB)

271 256 Please continue to keep in prayer Mike Hammer, who was in rehab after having an aneurism.

Oh crap. Didn't know. Yes, absolutely. I need to stay more in touch with morons.

Posted by: JEM at December 08, 2021 12:02 PM (8erNz)

272 240 I never thought Terri Garr was particularly pretty. Not bad, just pretty average.
Posted by: LASue at December 08, 2021 11:57 AM (Ed8Zd)

when I was in high school, she made me think about some of my friends who had moms who were hawt!

"hey Bill, your stepmom is pretty hot!"
"SHUT UP TED!!!"

yeah we had conversations like that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 08, 2021 12:02 PM (trdmm)

273
I think you found the connection: Gary Seven and Number 6 are not numbers, they are men!
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon!

Johnny Seven was an actor.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 08, 2021 12:03 PM (63Dwl)

274 And OR has had one of the lowest case totals consistently. There are very rural areas where this is beyond stupid, like Christmas Valley. She got in office through a scam, where they covered up problems with Kitzhaber until the last couple of days of the election, then had him resign.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 08, 2021 12:03 PM (5HBd1)

275 Happy, well adjusted, friendly and great cans.
Posted by: rickb223

Yes, but I don't really need that. A smile works.

Posted by: JEM at December 08, 2021 12:03 PM (8erNz)

276 Not bad, just pretty average.
Posted by: LASue
-----------
You aren't wrong. But a lot of women don't realize that many men find "average" to be very attractive.

When I was younger I found Terri Garr to be the sexiest woman alive, and much more attractive than the super models and others that the media thrust on us as the women we were supposed to desire.

There is a reason that the Mary Anne/Ginger debate lives on to this day.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at December 08, 2021 12:03 PM (5p7BC)

277 This busty brunette in a one-piece is not a tranny and thus doesn't hang out with woke-ass governors:
https://is.gd/i0tLLE
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 11:54 AM (DU+/6)

A nice 1960s vibe from that swimsuit. Very Bond Girl look.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 08, 2021 12:03 PM (2JVJo)

278 We all know they only mean stop having white kids. No mistake the photo is only white babies.

Posted by: Pfizer at December 08, 2021 12:03 PM (I4hmj)

279 Everybody must get boosted.

Yeah, sure.

Posted by: Ziba at December 08, 2021 12:03 PM (S1hrL)

280 I am not a number! I am non-binary!

Posted by: Tranny Guy with the Governor at December 08, 2021 12:03 PM (w9Wax)

281 Ive grown so used to seeing no masks that I didn't notice anything odd about that governor picture (except the trannie) but seeing people in masks is does seem odd.

Posted by: LASue at December 08, 2021 12:03 PM (Ed8Zd)

282 30 Ahh, The Prisoner. Never figured out what that series was about except the big balloon always wins.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 08, 2021 11:28 AM (J7wri)
==============================
The ending of the series exemplifies one of the Honey Badger credos: Violence NEVER solves anything ...... when used in insufficient quantity.

Loved how #6 handled the situation :-)

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger.... at December 08, 2021 12:03 PM (fhP7v)

283 247 I never thought Terri Garr was particularly pretty. Not bad, just pretty average.

Agree. Her strength is that she looks happy, well-adjusted, and friendly. This is rare in HWood.
Posted by: pep at December 08, 2021 11:58 AM (ZsR3z)

That goes a long way. Still, think she is luminous in YF.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 08, 2021 12:04 PM (csEWM)

284 Johnny Five?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 08, 2021 12:04 PM (pszsF)

285 Yeah, Kurt, easy to say, "Move," much harder to actually do. Ask me how I know. On second thought, don't. I'd have better luck teaching a pig to sing.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 08, 2021 12:04 PM (KPp8e)

286 Patrick McGoohan in The Prisoner. They should show re runs of that now. Very a propos.
Posted by: Ziba at December 08, 2021

***
I caught the first episode earlier this year. ON Tubi, I think.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 12:02 PM (txdEq)

It's streaming on IMDB TV, probably others like Tubi (also amazoid owned).

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 08, 2021 12:04 PM (wAnMi)

287 Anyone else watching the Potter Trial?

I would smash the ever loving fuck outta this DA.

Posted by: garrett at December 08, 2021 12:04 PM (vfR0Y)

288 I think you found the connection: Gary Seven and Number 6 are not numbers, they are men!
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon!

Johnny Seven was an actor.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 08, 2021 12:03 PM (63Dwl)

Johnny Five was a robot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 08, 2021 12:04 PM (csEWM)

289 That's Teri Hatcher or Teri Garr

220 / 221

Whatever it takes

Posted by: Just a side note at December 08, 2021 12:04 PM (VJ4aP)

290 271 What knockers!

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 08, 2021 12:05 PM (lz5hY)

291 2nd Amendment "permits" are the filthy paper masks of privileges.

Posted by: Criss Angel, may I? at December 08, 2021 12:05 PM (Okxr7)

292 285 Johnny Five?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 08, 2021 12:04 PM (pszsF)

I am alive!

No disassemble!

Posted by: Johnny Five at December 08, 2021 12:05 PM (G2zl5)

293 ONly direct connection for today's WhoDese is "The Moonshine Wars", about which I know nothing because I can't be bothered to learn just now.

Still, two excellent performers.
Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at December 08, 2021

***
IMDb says The Moonshine War is from 1970 -- based on an Elmore Leonard novel (I think I've read it).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 12:05 PM (txdEq)

294 They think they're going to eradicate an airborne respiratory virus.

It's not just airborne. Most people get it from cable.

Posted by: t-bird at December 08, 2021 12:06 PM (9Fwwf)

295 I'm surprised they haven't attempted a Short Circuit reboot.

Posted by: Johnny Five at December 08, 2021 12:06 PM (krsE4)

296 >Her strength is that she looks happy, well-adjusted, and friendly. This is rare in HWood.

TBH, that's rare in general in America 2021.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 08, 2021 12:06 PM (cSs/W)

297 when I was in high school, she made me think about some of my friends who had moms who were hawt!

"hey Bill, your stepmom is pretty hot!"
"SHUT UP TED!!!"

Did Bill have a sister named Stacy?

Posted by: pep at December 08, 2021 12:06 PM (ZsR3z)

298 Posted by: Kurt at December 08, 2021 11:42 AM

In keeping with our Who Dis guy today,

Who is this troll who speaks to us as though we needed his advice?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2021 12:06 PM (m+jkK)

299
The story left out the part where Matthew Dowd was polling at about 5% support among Democrats before he so nobly dropped out.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Wanted to spend more time with his family.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 08, 2021 12:06 PM (63Dwl)

300 This was a slap in the face of the parents challenging the school boards in Virginia.

Fairfax County library puts 'Gender Queer' and 'Lawn Boy' next to Bible in 'holiday reading display'

https://tinyurl.com/mnuntz2w

Posted by: redridinghood at December 08, 2021 12:06 PM (NpAcC)

301 I never thought Terri Garr was particularly pretty. Not bad, just pretty average.

Agree. Her strength is that she looks happy, well-adjusted, and friendly. This is rare in HWood.
Posted by: pep

She had a part in some Elvis Presley movie, and Elvis was always really fond of her. He always called her "our little Terry Garr" whenever he saw her on TV or in a movie.
She was cute and feminine. You don't have to be a stunning Miss America to be attractive.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at December 08, 2021 12:06 PM (vcOmj)

302 Ugh, crullers are my favorite donut. It doesn't do me any good seeing that picture, because my mouth is watering and I don't have one!

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 08, 2021 12:07 PM (sVtYq)

303
"hey Bill, your stepmom is pretty hot!"
"SHUT UP TED!!!"

yeah we had conversations like that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 08, 2021 12:02 PM (trdmm)

Heh.

"Remember when she was a senior and we were freshmen and I asked her to the prom?"

"Shut UP, Ted!!"

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 08, 2021 12:07 PM (dfRN6)

304 I would smash the ever loving fuck outta this DA.
Posted by: garrett at December 08, 2021 12:04 PM (vfR0Y)

Her website photo is pretty hot. Have to take away at least one point for being an attorney though.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 08, 2021 12:07 PM (VJ4aP)

305 That's Teri Hatcher or Teri Garr

220 / 221

Whatever it takes

Posted by: Just a side note at December 08, 2021 12:04 PM (VJ4aP)

Teri Garr - 220/221
Terri Hatcher - Real/Spectacular

Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 12:07 PM (mZUr4)

306 Fairfax County library puts 'Gender Queer' and 'Lawn Boy' next to Bible in 'holiday reading display'

Yeah, this is just a big F*** YOU!" to the county's parents. They've either decided they're bulletproof, or toast. I don't know which yet.

Posted by: pep at December 08, 2021 12:08 PM (ZsR3z)

307 295 They think they're going to eradicate an airborne respiratory virus.

It's not just airborne. Most people get it from cable.
Posted by: t-bird at December 08, 2021 12:06 PM (9Fwwf)

Because most people are fucking ignorant as hell. It is a modern fallacy that EVERYTHING can be inside our control. 100 years ago people knew, shit happens and you have to deal with it. Instead, they figure they can shake their magic beans at a virus and it will go away.

And the fucking commies use that fallacious belief to turn them all into serfs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 08, 2021 12:08 PM (csEWM)

308 Fairfax County library puts 'Gender Queer' and 'Lawn Boy' next to Bible in 'holiday reading display'

https://tinyurl.com/mnuntz2w
Posted by: redridinghood

We used to have stocks, and dunking apparatus...

Posted by: JEM at December 08, 2021 12:08 PM (8erNz)

309 Teri Garr is obviously famous, but the first thing I saw her in was an episode of Tales from the Crypt "The Trap".

Also had Daniel Simpson "D-Day" Day (Bruce McGill) from Animal House. Decent episode.

Posted by: Thrawn at December 08, 2021 12:09 PM (Rl7KJ)

310 I'm surprised they haven't attempted a Short Circuit reboot.
Posted by: Johnny Five at December 08, 2021 12:06 PM (krsE4)

They still need input

Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 12:09 PM (mZUr4)

311 It always amazes and amuses me - the critiques about the looks of women.

Teri Garr would have dominated any office she worked in. Dudes would have done stupid things, just to get her attention. Time finally caught her - but she had a damn good run.

Posted by: Find My Feet at December 08, 2021 12:09 PM (qiqGr)

312 249 from the morning thread - JJ had posted a link to a story about how Matthew Dowd was dropping out of the Texas Lt. Governor's race because he wanted to make room for "persons of color", etc. What a nice line of bullshit. The story left out the part where Matthew Dowd was polling at about 5% support among Democrats before he so nobly dropped out.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 08, 2021 11:58 AM (trdmm)

How racist of him to think that only by his white butt stepping aside can a BIPOC get a chance.

Posted by: LASue at December 08, 2021 12:09 PM (Ed8Zd)

313 Ugh, crullers are my favorite donut. It doesn't do me any good seeing that picture, because my mouth is watering and I don't have one!
Posted by: Lady

You don't have a mouth?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 08, 2021 12:09 PM (fN90L)

314 Fairfax County library puts 'Gender Queer' and 'Lawn Boy' next to Bible in 'holiday reading display'

Yeah, this is just a big F*** YOU!" to the county's parents. They've either decided they're bulletproof, or toast. I don't know which yet.
Posted by: pep

They're bulletproof. And yeah, it is a big F*ck You to the people there.
That's the way things are now.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at December 08, 2021 12:09 PM (vcOmj)

315 They think they're going to eradicate an airborne respiratory virus.

It's not just airborne. Most people get it from cable.

**

Ha. Stolen.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 08, 2021 12:10 PM (e6I/s)

316 >>She does look like the stereotypical Karen, though, doesn't she? Like she's just itching to call your manager.

Physiognomy's a b#tch, and so is Kate Brown.

*"a person's facial features or expression, especially when regarded as indicative of character or ethnic origin."

Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2021 12:10 PM (CZb/v)

317 >>Her website photo is pretty hot. Have to take away at least one point for being an attorney though.

My type.

With glasses.

...and an income.

She needs to get that sweater off so we can see her dress.

...and those elbows.

Posted by: garrett at December 08, 2021 12:10 PM (vfR0Y)

318 Teri Garr would have dominated any office she worked in. Dudes would have done stupid things, just to get her attention. Time finally caught her - but she had a damn good run.
Posted by: Find My Feet at December 08, 2021 12:09 PM (qiqGr)

This. There is real life hot and then screen hot. She was both.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 08, 2021 12:10 PM (csEWM)

319 Can't think anything Terri Garr was in that I didn't like

Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 08, 2021 12:10 PM (Z6Xc1)

320 How racist of him to think that only by his white butt stepping aside can a BIPOC get a chance.
Posted by: LASue at December 08, 2021 12:09 PM (Ed8Zd)

The soft bigotry of soft craniums.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 08, 2021 12:10 PM (pszsF)

321 296 I'm surprised they haven't attempted a Short Circuit reboot.

can't figure out how to make johnny five trans.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at December 08, 2021 12:11 PM (v3pYe)

322 314 Ugh, crullers are my favorite donut. It doesn't do me any good seeing that picture, because my mouth is watering and I don't have one!
Posted by: Lady

You don't have a mouth?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 08, 2021 12:09 PM (fN90L)

I have no mouth and I must scream.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 08, 2021 12:11 PM (csEWM)

323 Teri Garr. Man, she was such a babe!!!

And I loved the Prisoner! "ORANGE ALERT"

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 08, 2021 12:11 PM (wtvvX)

324 >>Yeah, this is just a big F*** YOU!" to the county's parents. They've either decided they're bulletproof, or toast. I don't know which yet.

This is a victory lap move, IMHO.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2021 12:11 PM (CZb/v)

325 then there's secret agent man, that was a prologue to the prisoner, he could have been a good bond at least as good as moore,

Posted by: no 6 at December 08, 2021 12:11 PM (hMlTh)

326 248 Please continue to keep in prayer Mike Hammer, who was in rehab after having an aneurism.
----

Has there been any update from Hammer since his initial message?

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at December 08, 2021 12:11 PM (TFAJT)

327 "It's worse than a war zone around here lately," police official said. At least 12 major U.S. cities have broken annual homicide records in 2021 and there's still three weeks to go in the year.
_abcnews.go.com

Let's Go Brandon

Posted by: Braenyard at December 08, 2021 12:11 PM (EhNeH)

328
You don't have a mouth?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker

And he must scream.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 08, 2021 12:11 PM (63Dwl)

329 Yeah, this is just a big F*** YOU!" to the county's parents. They've either decided they're bulletproof, or toast. I don't know which yet.
Posted by: pep
-----------
I don't know.

I have a theory that they sense they are starting to lose the culture war as the people they have tried to brainwash are saying "enough".

And this is bringing out childish tantrums where they don't consider the consequences. Just in the last two days we've had the NY Times writer suspended, and now this NEA teacher with the Facebook post.

Leftism isn't about logic, so it isn't surprising that their go to responses aren't well thought out.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at December 08, 2021 12:11 PM (5p7BC)

330
Okay, I give. What do Patrick McGoohan and Teri Garr have in common?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 08, 2021 12:11 PM (s2VJv)

331 Mis - I live in W WA and it's Karenville here as well. But please take heart - we just did a road trip from here to AZ, thru E WA, E OR, Idaho, Utah and then AZ. Life normal in all those areas; i.e. no or very few masks as soon as you hit the other side of the Cascades and then on down. Eastern Oregon wide open. Yes, your governor is a psycho bitch, but our governor is a dumber than a box of hair. So take that. LOL.

We are one more family that will be picking up and moving to a red state as soon as we can....

Posted by: Joe's Left Foot at December 08, 2021 12:12 PM (hgoDd)

332 The Uniparty rules, and that just sucks.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 08, 2021 12:12 PM (jZEpE)

333 I think the same idiotic sign is on the medical building where we have our doc. I remember stopping and making some extra vehement but soft-spoken comment about being in a post-scientific medieval society first time I saw it.

It's so infuriating, and of course actually damaging, suddenly living in a society with no sense and dominated by illiterate power freaks.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 08, 2021 12:12 PM (OTzUX)

334 Needs more Cat Piss.
--------------------------------
Has her hairdresser said anything about Francis's health??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 08, 2021 12:12 PM (UHVv4)

335 This was a slap in the face of the parents challenging the school boards in Virginia.
Fairfax County library puts 'Gender Queer' and 'Lawn Boy' next to Bible in 'holiday reading display'
https://tinyurl.com/mnuntz2w
Posted by: redridinghood at December 08, 2021 12:06 PM (NpAcC)

Wow. Of course the Bible gets a rainbow flag whatever the hell that thing is doll. But they're the only ones that get offended for whatever. They can intentionally do this crap. I'd have had a hard time not smashing/grabbing that case - when I was a kid we'd have solved the problem the same day.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 08, 2021 12:12 PM (wAnMi)

336 One of the biggest disconnects right now is the same people that can't wait to be seen with that giant tranny or put people like Admiral Rachel in positions of power are the same ones that whined that it was Trump that somehow lowered the level of classiness in the WH.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 08, 2021 12:12 PM (4thlk)

337 >It always amazes and amuses me - the critiques about the looks of women.

Posted by: Find My Feet at December 08, 2021 12:09 PM (qiqGr)

Heh, that's why the "sharp elbows" meme is nearly as old as the internet. Let's face it though, men and women, we nearly all judge based on superficial criteria to some degree. Best if you can at least admit that to yourself.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 08, 2021 12:12 PM (cSs/W)

338 314 Ugh, crullers are my favorite donut. It doesn't do me any good seeing that picture, because my mouth is watering and I don't have one!
Posted by: Lady

You don't have a mouth?

i have no mouth and i must eat a cruller

Posted by: Forgotten Literary Classics at December 08, 2021 12:12 PM (oY6Yp)

339 Her strength is that she looks happy, well-adjusted, and friendly.

Each of her pictures made me smile, and I think it was for that reason.

Posted by: t-bird at December 08, 2021 12:12 PM (CTJwJ)

340 "It's worse than a war zone around here lately," police official said. At least 12 major U.S. cities have broken annual homicide records in 2021 and there's still three weeks to go in the year.
_abcnews.go.com

**

All 12 cities are controlled by Republicans?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 08, 2021 12:12 PM (e6I/s)

341 >>Can't think anything Terri Garr was in that I didn't like

She has that adorably daffy sensibility without coming off as dumb. She was great in everything.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2021 12:12 PM (CZb/v)

342 The left: Why do you wingnuts think we are a bunch of pedos? That's crazy talk!

Also the left: This book about a 10 year old boy having sex with men is SOOOO hot, I mean, uh, important. And uh of literate value. And where did I put my box of kleenex...I'm just getting to the good part now.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2021 12:13 PM (ESjRY)

343 Instead, they figure they can shake their magic beans at a virus and it will go away.
And the fucking commies use that fallacious belief to turn them all into serfs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 08, 2021 12:08 PM (csEWM)

When I shake my magic beans, it brings all the hobos to the yard.

Posted by: Dirty Mike and The Boys at December 08, 2021 12:13 PM (tMjLZ)

344 You don't have a mouth?

And I must scream.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 08, 2021 12:13 PM (nfrXX)

345 Okay, I give. What do Patrick McGoohan and Teri Garr have in common?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 08, 2021 12:11 PM (s2VJv)

That prohibition movie that I can't remember - Moonshine War?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 08, 2021 12:13 PM (wAnMi)

346
airfax County library puts 'Gender Queer' and 'Lawn Boy' next to Bible in 'holiday reading display'

The have a lawn mower next to the Bible?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 08, 2021 12:13 PM (63Dwl)

347 Wait a sec. It couldn't possibly be that decriminalizing property crime and ending the bail system could influence violent crime, could it?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 12:13 PM (DU+/6)

348 Teri Garr would have dominated any office she worked in. Dudes would have done stupid things, just to get her attention. Time finally caught her - but she had a damn good run.
Posted by: Find My Feet at December 08, 2021
*
This. There is real life hot and then screen hot. She was both.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 08, 2021

***
I've got one like that among my co-workers. Smart, too. Fortunately she does not work right in my office, or I'd never get anything done. Think the Zooey Deschanel kind of cute/hot.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 12:14 PM (txdEq)

349 Okay, I give. What do Patrick McGoohan and Teri Garr have in common?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

I think it was mentioned upthread.

"The Moonshine War", a movie made in the early '70's.
Based on an Elmore Leonard novel.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at December 08, 2021 12:14 PM (vcOmj)

350 296 I'm surprised they haven't attempted a Short Circuit reboot.

Posted by: Johnny Five at December 08, 2021 12:06 PM (krsE4)

--------

They're still trying to flesh out the the whole transgender multi-cult robot thingy ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 08, 2021 12:14 PM (XEAdj)

351 When home have to look up Terri now. I like to see how people who were really attractive in 70s, 80s and 90s look today, not always a given.

Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 08, 2021 12:14 PM (Z6Xc1)

352 Can't think anything Terri Garr was in that I didn't like
Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 08, 2021 12:10 PM (Z6Xc1)

Tootsie. That was a gigantic piece of crap.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 08, 2021 12:15 PM (4thlk)

353 i have no mouth and i must eat a cruller
Posted by: Forgotten Literary Classics

Didn't Auntie Em serve crullers to the field hands (Ray Bolger, Bert Lahr, Jack Haley)?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2021 12:15 PM (mD/uy)

354 Oregon has picked up enough refugees fleeing California that we now have enough population for an additional congressional seat, but the Democrats have the congressional districts effectively gerrymandered so that the GOP has just enough voters in each district not to have a majority.

So we're pretty much screwed.

Since the DOJ has decided to 'investigate' Texas over their redistricting map, claiming that minorities are underrepresented on it,

I think you see where I am going with this. Petition DOJ to investigate OR. Rs are a small minority there. No taxes without representation, and all that. *wakes up from daydream*

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 08, 2021 12:15 PM (F0YaR)

355 >I'd have had a hard time not smashing/grabbing that case - when I was a kid we'd have solved the problem the same day.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 08, 2021 12:12 PM (wAnMi)

Since we're all supposed to be masked now, I'm surprised there hasn't been more kinetic disagreement from our side. What's going to stop you from throwing a chair through a glass display case of such blasphemy? Certainly not the noodle-armed SJW librarians.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 08, 2021 12:15 PM (cSs/W)

356 hahaha, I just saw a commercial for a Jeep (owned by Fiat) Grand Wagoneer that sums up Biden's America so well.

The entire commercial was all flags and 'Murica and how awesome America is and this is why there's a flag on the side of the Jeep (owned by Fiat) and did we mention how awesome America is and oh yeah here are some more flags.

And at the bottom is "Assembled in Michigan from foreign parts"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 08, 2021 12:15 PM (e6I/s)

357 Young Terri Garr was more physically attractive then probably 90% of the women I've had in my real life social circle. And as a comedic actress my memory is I mostly enjoyed the movies she was in.

Not sure of the criticism.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2021 12:15 PM (ESjRY)

358 Nature is all about looks. It just so happens that it's the female that is judged by looks for humans. Most species it's the males looks that are judged.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 08, 2021 12:15 PM (VJ4aP)

359 Secret agent person.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 08, 2021 12:16 PM (huq90)

360 >>>"It's worse than a war zone around here lately," police official said. At least 12 major U.S. cities have broken annual homicide records in 2021 and there's still three weeks to go in the year.

We're at 523 and rising. We may hit 600 the way the inner city utes are mowing each other down.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 08, 2021 12:16 PM (VWp7G)

361 Can't think anything Terri Garr was in that I didn't like

She has that adorably daffy sensibility without coming off as dumb. She was great in everything.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2021 12:12 PM (CZb/v)

Sonny & Cher show?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 08, 2021 12:16 PM (wAnMi)

362 I see a New Mexico rep just changed his party affiliation from Dem to "decline to specify"

HAHAHAHA

Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2021 12:16 PM (ESjRY)

363 358 Young Terri Garr was more physically attractive then probably 90% of the women I've had in my real life social circle. And as a comedic actress my memory is I mostly enjoyed the movies she was in.

Not sure of the criticism.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2021 12:15 PM (ESjRY)

Angels dancing on the head of a pin.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 08, 2021 12:16 PM (csEWM)

364 Let's face it though, men and women, we nearly all judge based on superficial criteria to some degree. Best if you can at least admit that to yourself.

I'm a dog. Not a man whore - but a dog. If they make an effort, I'll find something I like.

Posted by: Find My Feet at December 08, 2021 12:16 PM (qiqGr)

365 Patrick McGoughen.
And the medical community has been among the biggest disappointments. Have been seeing many doctors lately, all seem sheepishly aware of idiocies in place, but none dare fight city hall ie state licensing boards.

Posted by: From That Time at December 08, 2021 12:17 PM (4780s)

366 We're at 523 and rising. We may hit 600 the way the inner city utes are mowing each other down.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 08, 2021 12:16 PM (VWp7G)
++++
You're running >1.5 murders per *day* in Philly Proper?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 12:17 PM (DU+/6)

367 Tootsie. That was a gigantic piece of crap.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 08, 2021 12:15 PM (4thlk)

-------

Tootsie was brave and stunning, heathen!

/Karen the Critic

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 08, 2021 12:17 PM (KPp8e)

368 We're at 523 and rising. We may hit 600 the way the inner city utes are mowing each other down.

*

For the record, I hate that you LEOs are tied up in it, but I fully support their actions.

Let's go L'Brand-ohn

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 08, 2021 12:17 PM (e6I/s)

369 >>>I see a New Mexico rep just changed his party affiliation from Dem to "decline to specify"

That's a thing?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 08, 2021 12:17 PM (VWp7G)

370 Tootsie. That was a gigantic piece of crap.
Posted by: lowandslow

Yes, it was a piece of crap.

There was one funny scene, where "Tootsie" (Dustin Hoffman in drag), was putting off some guy who was after her (him). And it was in front of Dustin's roommate, played by Bill Murray. At the end of the scene, Bill looks at "Tootsie" and just says...."You slut".

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at December 08, 2021 12:17 PM (vcOmj)

371 "hey Bill, your stepmom is pretty hot!"
"SHUT UP TED!!!"

Did Bill have a sister named Stacy?
Posted by: pep

There's always an excuse for Fountains of Wayne:

https://youtu.be/dZLfasMPOU4

Posted by: JEM at December 08, 2021 12:17 PM (8erNz)

372 "It's worse than a war zone around here lately," police official said. At least 12 major U.S. cities have broken annual homicide records in 2021 and there's still three weeks to go in the year.

If you're not busy, might want to look into that, Mr. Helpless Spectator Police Official.

Posted by: t-bird at December 08, 2021 12:17 PM (vOGqy)

373
Meanwhile at NYT, news you can use:

"At Long Last, Onscreen Portrayals of Lesbian Relationships Are Getting Complex"
Posted by: gp Fixed His Cap Key

They stepped up the portrayals of interspousal abuse, did they? About time!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 08, 2021 12:17 PM (3l5Yq)

374 but I think this is a better song:

https://youtu.be/rmqswLKKYyU

I want this one played at my funeral, wherever I end up.

RIP Adam.

Posted by: JEM at December 08, 2021 12:17 PM (8erNz)

375 Terri Garr's greatest role of all time was in Young Frankenstein.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 08, 2021 12:17 PM (trdmm)

376 Not sure of the criticism.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2021 12:15 PM (ESjR

Terri Garr did not age well because she had MS.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 08, 2021 12:18 PM (VJ4aP)

377 >>>For the record, I hate that you LEOs are tied up in it, but I fully support their actions.

Let's go L'Brand-ohn
Posted by: Moron Robbie

As do I. Our DA held a press conference Monday and claimed there is no spike in crime. Imagine being that delusional.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 08, 2021 12:18 PM (VWp7G)

378 Here in the relatively free state of Iowa, masking has been pretty much over since late last winter. It's unusual to see masked up people in stores or other public places. Last week at the granddaughter's Christmas concert there were a couple hundred people in a fairly crowded school auditorium, probably 80% full, with maybe a dozen masked up.

Posted by: I Am Omni Chron at December 08, 2021 12:18 PM (tu3iY)

379 At the risk of being Willowed

As I said when this whole power grab first began, this newfound power is Tolkein's One Ring. They will never let it go, once held.

I hate that I was right.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 08, 2021 12:18 PM (OssQ4)

380 Teri Garr was cute and funny, not always to be found in the same actress. And hot, of course, in Young Frankenstein. She worked in H'wood from something like 1967 until the '80s, and is still showing up here and there today. Amazing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 12:18 PM (txdEq)

381 And those aren't crullers as I know them, crullers are straight. Must be a french thing.

Posted by: From That Time at December 08, 2021 12:18 PM (4780s)

382 Fairfax County library puts 'Gender Queer' and 'Lawn Boy' next to Bible in 'holiday reading display'

No material to study for Holiday health insurance discussions?

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Pajama Boy at December 08, 2021 12:18 PM (a3Q+t)

383
Looka like she's doing a photo op with someone who is either an extremely homely woman or a tranny hooker.

Survey says ... BOTH!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 08, 2021 12:18 PM (3l5Yq)

384 We're at 523 and rising. We may hit 600 the way the inner city utes are mowing each other down.

how about that utter nonsense from krasner the other day Wyatt?!?!?!

argh!!! Nutter had a good op/ed on this tho

and I've been liking Seth Williams popping up to make noise about this

PHILLY GOVT SHOULD BE HAIR ON FIRE!!! we are going to lose tourism and residents and businesses too

(and word is getting out about the colleges ... I would never send a kid to temple/lasalle/drexel but suburbanites I know here WERE all about doing so .. not so much now)

Posted by: Black Orchid the Unboosted at December 08, 2021 12:19 PM (j9HX3)

385 348 Wait a sec. It couldn't possibly be that decriminalizing property crime and ending the bail system could influence violent crime, could it?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 12:13 PM (DU+/6)

---------

"When all the poor people have finally stolen, raped, and murdered their way to all they need, it will be the end of crime as we know it -- since everybody knows that crime is caused solely by poverty."

Old and busted: The End of History.
New hotness: The End of Crime.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 08, 2021 12:19 PM (XEAdj)

386 309 Fairfax County library puts 'Gender Queer' and 'Lawn Boy' next to Bible in 'holiday reading display'

https://tinyurl.com/mnuntz2w
Posted by: redridinghood

We used to have stocks, and dunking apparatus...
----------------
I hear we have ample ropes and lamp posts.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 08, 2021 12:19 PM (J7wri)

387 >If you're not busy, might want to look into that, Mr. Helpless Spectator Police Official.
Posted by: t-bird at December 08, 2021 12:17 PM (vOGqy)

They're just "crime monitors"

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 08, 2021 12:19 PM (cSs/W)

388 Can't say I remember Moonshine War. Must not have been that critically well-received...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 08, 2021 12:19 PM (wtvvX)

389 >>>You're running >1.5 murders per *day* in Philly Proper?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Yeah. It's like The Matrix. All I see is dead guy, dead guy, dead guy...

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 08, 2021 12:19 PM (VWp7G)

390 >>Did Bill have a sister named Stacy?

I think it could refer to Valley Girl? There was a character named Stacy whose mom was super hot.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2021 12:19 PM (CZb/v)

391 Terri Garr did not age well because she had MS.

Well, unfortunately we all age and eventually die. Again, don't see why it is a reason to criticize her.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2021 12:19 PM (ESjRY)

392 As do I. Our DA held a press conference Monday and claimed there is no spike in crime. Imagine being that delusional.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 08, 2021 12:18 PM (VWp7G)

Mad. We are all mad.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 08, 2021 12:19 PM (csEWM)

393 "It always amazes and amuses me - the critiques about the looks of women."

Agreed. That said, Teri Garr was incredibly attractive, but she gives off a very approachable, down to earth vibe. A friend once commented along the lines of, "someone who, if you were really lucky, might actually give you a chance and you actually might get to go out with".

IMHO, far more attractive than the typical supermodel look.

Posted by: RM at December 08, 2021 12:20 PM (U3LtS)

394 Tootsie was brave and stunning, heathen!

/Karen the Critic
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 08, 2021 12:17 PM (KPp8e)

Preach!!

Posted by: Mrs. Doubtfire at December 08, 2021 12:20 PM (mZUr4)

395 USA Today with the deep thought of the day:

Is math racist? As many students of color struggle with the subject, schools are altering instruction - sometimes amid intense debate.

"We're not changing or lowering the standards; we're outlining how inequitable the teaching of math is right now."

https://bit.ly/3dA1wFn

Riiiiight. Which means you *are* changing/lowering the standards. So they have only begun recently to call math "racist". This must mean that they are calling left-wing *common core* math "racist".

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 08, 2021 12:20 PM (Do5/p)

396 I suspect that if you banned party affiliation on ballots that the Dems would lose 25-50% of their voters.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2021 12:20 PM (ESjRY)

397 >As do I. Our DA held a press conference Monday and claimed there is no spike in crime. Imagine being that delusional.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 08, 2021 12:18 PM (VWp7G)

If you stop counting certain things as crimes, then they're technically correct, the best kind of correct.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 08, 2021 12:20 PM (cSs/W)

398 Glad to see Scogg Dog making an appearance under his latest handle today. LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2021 12:20 PM (poMoX)

399 >>>how about that utter nonsense from krasner the other day Wyatt?!?!?!
argh!!! Nutter had a good op/ed on this tho
and I've been liking Seth Williams popping up to make noise about this

Nutter and Williams speaking out was hilarious. It was fun to see them trash Krasner, but their regimes were filled with violence as well.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 08, 2021 12:20 PM (VWp7G)

400 We used to have stocks, and dunking apparatus...
Posted by: JEM at December 08, 2021 12:08 PM (8erNz)

It is also getting very hard to find decent stones these days!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 08, 2021 12:21 PM (hOUT3)

401 There was one funny scene, where "Tootsie" (Dustin Hoffman in drag), was putting off some guy who was after her (him). And it was in front of Dustin's roommate, played by Bill Murray. At the end of the scene, Bill looks at "Tootsie" and just says...."You slut".
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at December 08, 2021

***
I'd forgotten Murray was in that. Count on him to deliver the line that everybody remembers, and to do it perfectly. (It's odd; I'd never have said he was my favorite actor. Yet, of my 10 Movies on Which I Would Change Nothing, he stars in 3 of them.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 12:21 PM (txdEq)

402 Wow. Of course the Bible gets a rainbow flag whatever the hell that thing is doll. But they're the only ones that get offended for whatever. They can intentionally do this crap. I'd have had a hard time not smashing/grabbing that case - when I was a kid we'd have solved the problem the same day
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That was my take too, is it under armed guard? Smash and grab everything on the ta le three times a day u til they run out of rap like that...

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at December 08, 2021 12:21 PM (TFAJT)

403 Odd. The drug-and-lifestyle induced death of a serial criminal resisting arrest was a national "race" crisis, bringing out the bottomless stoopid in tens of millions of Americans and turning the society into a farcical mess for months. Even though "race" had zero to do with anything, and the incident itself was unremarkable.

But the tsunami of homocides and violent crime - which mostly affects the artificially created group defined by "race" - and, crickets.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 08, 2021 12:21 PM (OTzUX)

404 "At Long Last, Onscreen Portrayals of Lesbian Relationships Are Getting Complex"

___

Pics or it didn't hsppen.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 08, 2021 12:21 PM (OalnH)

405 373 "It's worse than a war zone around here lately," police official said. At least 12 major U.S. cities have broken annual homicide records in 2021 and there's still three weeks to go in the year.

If you're not busy, might want to look into that, Mr. Helpless Spectator Police Official.
Posted by: t-bird

The sociology faculty lounge is no more capable of locating the fecal matter than a fictional English detective was.

Posted by: JEM at December 08, 2021 12:21 PM (8erNz)

406 Riiiiight. Which means you *are* changing/lowering the standards. So they have only begun recently to call math "racist". This must mean that they are calling left-wing *common core* math "racist".
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 08, 2021 12:20 PM (Do5/p)
++++
I suspect that they'll actually be *removing* the standards entirely.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 12:21 PM (DU+/6)

407 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at December 08, 2021 12:21 PM (+sD5M)

408 Tootsie. That was a gigantic piece of crap.
Posted by: lowandslow at December 08, 2021 12:15 PM (4thlk)
-------
Tootsie was brave and stunning, heathen!
/Karen the Critic
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 08, 2021 12:17 PM (KPp8e)

Speaking of cross dressing crap - there's an ad running now for coconut milk (this is suddenly a thing) I must have seen half a dozen times last night that had me hitting mute every time. I'm really sick of La Cage Aux Folles being accepted as daily reality. Some gay, pastel black guy with a bunch of gay guys dressed as assorted fruit and high heels (there might have been a white guy in there, hard to tell with all the makeup) supposedly making me want to drink toasted rasberry flavored coconut milk.

Yeah, no. Especially white liquid. Fuck off and die, all of you.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 08, 2021 12:21 PM (wAnMi)

409 Mmmmmmm.......Teri Garr...........

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at December 08, 2021 12:22 PM (+sD5M)

410 >>>If you stop counting certain things as crimes, then they're technically correct, the best kind of correct.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen

DA Krasner is charging shooters with misdemeanors instead of felonies, so he can "claim" violence is down, but only because he refuses to charge shooters with felonies.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 08, 2021 12:22 PM (VWp7G)

411 Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2021 12:19 PM (ESjRY)

But all the men here stayed exactly as they looked in their buffed twenties. I thought that was a given.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2021 12:22 PM (poMoX)

412 They stepped up the portrayals of interspousal abuse, did they? About time!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 08, 2021 12:17 PM (3l5Yq)

lol, probably not.

They probably don't address the concept I've seen bandied about called "lesbian bed death". Dunno if it's true, but you can't sell how "cool" a lifestyle if it means showing that maybe there's less sechs over time compared with other relationships.

Posted by: Thrawn at December 08, 2021 12:22 PM (Rl7KJ)

413 IMHO, far more attractive than the typical supermodel look.

Posted by: RM at December 08, 2021 12:20 PM (U3LtS)

A huge reason I had such a crush on Terri Gar in my youth.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 08, 2021 12:22 PM (xPJvm)

414 > 393 As do I. Our DA held a press conference Monday and claimed there is no spike in crime. Imagine being that delusional.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 08, 2021 12:18 PM (VWp7G)

Meta Girl is a student at Temple U. Several shootings and carjackings within a few blocks of her off campus apt. Mrs Meta and I are beside ourselves with worry. But everything is okie dokie according to the dumbs DA.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 08, 2021 12:22 PM (NgqoH)

415 No one is a number. Everyone is an amalgamated and predictable average of numbers.

Posted by: Actuary at December 08, 2021 12:00 PM (DU+/6)

This man gets it.

Posted by: Hari Seldon at December 08, 2021 12:22 PM (IjWVx)

416 NOOD TREE FIRE

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 12:22 PM (DU+/6)

417 Fairfax County library puts 'Gender Queer' and 'Lawn Boy' next to Bible in 'holiday reading display'

Bold and Brave!

Now do the Koran.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 08, 2021 12:22 PM (sAmhv)

418 Nutter and Williams speaking out was hilarious. It was fun to see them trash Krasner, but their regimes were filled with violence as well.

well whatever, we'll take it

the city is in big big trouble

also I feel like Seth might have learned something in the joint ... I am a nice person I guess. I like him. I hope he is sincere with what he's saying now.

Posted by: Black Orchid the Unboosted at December 08, 2021 12:23 PM (j9HX3)

419 Can't say I remember Moonshine War

Does that have Alan Alda in it? I saw it once on a late night rerun but I don't remember either Teri Garr or McGoohan so they must have edited out the good parts.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 08, 2021 12:23 PM (nfrXX)

420 I am LOLGFing bigly as I read reports of violent crime spikes in blue cities. Fuck you, WAR!

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 08, 2021 12:23 PM (OalnH)

421 "At Long Last, Onscreen Portrayals of Lesbian Relationships Are Getting Complex"

You want: Busty fit lesbian pillow fights.

You'll get: fatties in flannel arguing about who should take the trash out

Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2021 12:23 PM (ESjRY)

422 "Kill her. That's all you have to do."

"Kill Mary?"

"She's a risk! And get the priest as well."

*electric window noise*

*Lincoln Town Car drives away*

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at December 08, 2021 12:23 PM (+sD5M)

423 405 "At Long Last, Onscreen Portrayals of Lesbian Relationships Are Getting Complex"

Pics or it didn't hsppen.
Posted by: Joe XiDen

http://www.chaturbate.com
http://onlyfans.com

(doing more for the economic wellbeing of cute third-world girls than the UN and World Bank combined...)

Posted by: JEM at December 08, 2021 12:23 PM (8erNz)

424 348 Wait a sec. It couldn't possibly be that decriminalizing property crime and ending the bail system could influence violent crime, could it?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
----------------

No. It's the socio-economic marginalizing of the disenfranchised.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 08, 2021 12:23 PM (EhNeH)

425 Nood

Posted by: Furious George at December 08, 2021 12:23 PM (9vQJW)

426 My dear young friend, who's expecting #7, and her husband are celebrating their anniversary today, the feast of the Immaculate Conception.

They would tell the THINK guy to "Eff off", but they don't use language like that.

Posted by: sal at December 08, 2021 12:23 PM (bJKUl)

427 Well the Silver Lining in the increase in murders is a lot more seasons of The First 48.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 08, 2021 12:23 PM (VJ4aP)

428 I see a New Mexico rep just changed his party affiliation from Dem to "decline to specify"

HAHAHAHA
Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2021 12:16 PM (ESjRY)

Classic politician. A coward and liar.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 08, 2021 12:24 PM (axyOa)

429 CEO of BioNTech now says you need three more shots after your booster to protect yourself from Omicron...sure, okay. We'll get right on that, Shecky.

Posted by: Boswell at December 08, 2021 12:24 PM (5iUNf)

430 Um, word got out that Congress is dumping their shares ?
Stocks were way down last week, then have shot back up this week. I have no idea what's causing it. I generally assume that a very unstable market is a predictor for a sharp downturn, unless it isn't.
Posted by: pep at December 08, 2021 11:36 AM (ZsR3z)

Probably, everyone's waiting for the Fed's "Tapering" program to start. Cuz no one actually knows how that will affect the market.

The smart thing would just be to get it done now and let things settle down one way or the other.

But, one, we're in the usual lame-ass titration phase of Democrat policy where they figure if they just say the right words the right way, all the terrible consequences of their insane policies will just melt away and, two -

Instability allows the big boys and girls to make a ;lot of money working the margins as the market changes.

But, yeah, if the pols are pulling their money out, head for the hills!

Posted by: naturalfake at December 08, 2021 12:24 PM (OMayC)

431 IMHO, far more attractive than the typical supermodel look.
=====

This is because most designers and photographers are gay. If normal men were picking the supermodels, we'd pick people who smile.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 08, 2021 12:24 PM (sGnvY)

432 I've been keeping up with the content today as usual, but my mind just keeps drifting back to the J6 prisoners in the gulag. The more I think about it, the more enraged I get. Every one of those bastards - Biden, Harris, Garland, Pelosi, their enablers like McConnell and McCarthy, even skanky old Imelda Biden - every one of them should be getting acquainted with a lamppost.

If you'd have come to me even two years ago and told me that the United States government would be holding American citizens in squalid conditions as political prisoners, I'd have laughed in your face.

Not laughing anymore.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 08, 2021 12:24 PM (lNHqD)

433 But the tsunami of homocides and violent crime - which mostly affects the artificially created group defined by "race" - and, crickets.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 08, 2021 12:21 PM (OTzUX)

And I do not know if no one cares or comments because the libs figure 'those people' can slaughter each other all they wish, whether Soros and his DAs are all racist, whether a lib will be upset if a black man does not get a job but is hunky dorry if he is gunned down getting a pack of cigarettes or 'and'.

Madness. Absolute madness.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 08, 2021 12:24 PM (csEWM)

434 They probably don't address the concept I've seen bandied about called "lesbian bed death". Dunno if it's true, but you can't sell how "cool" a lifestyle if it means showing that maybe there's less sechs over time compared with other relationships.

Posted by: Thrawn at December 08, 2021 12:22 PM (Rl7KJ)

"Lesbian bed death" has been consigned to the ash-heap of history for being, I guess, anti-gay or h8 speech or something.

See also "gay bowel syndrome".

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 08, 2021 12:24 PM (IjWVx)

435 "If you stop counting certain things as crimes, then they're technically correct, the best kind of correct."

Same with education. If you stop testing kids, then the failure rate is 0%.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 08, 2021 12:24 PM (OalnH)

436 But all the men here stayed exactly as they looked in their buffed twenties. I thought that was a given.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2021 12:22 PM

Well, except for some changes here and there ... and there and there ... and there, there, there, and there ... yeah.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 08, 2021 12:25 PM (a3Q+t)

437 If you'd have come to me even two years ago and told me that the United States government would be holding American citizens in squalid conditions as political prisoners, I'd have laughed in your face.

Not laughing anymore.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 08, 2021 12:24 PM (lNHqD)

I saw that too. MTG story at Insty about getting in to see the J6 prisoners.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 08, 2021 12:25 PM (csEWM)

438 And glad to have your NJ see you next Tuesday ass here as well. :>)

Giggle snort

Posted by: Find My Feet at December 08, 2021 12:25 PM (qiqGr)

439 437 But all the men here stayed exactly as they looked in their buffed twenties. I thought that was a given.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2021 12:22 PM

Well, except for some changes here and there ... and there and there ... and there, there, there, and there ... yeah.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 08, 2021 12:25 PM (a3Q+t)

My pants keep shrinking in the laundry.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 08, 2021 12:26 PM (csEWM)

440 I suspect that they'll actually be *removing* the standards entirely.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 12:21 PM

Yep. It's a short hop, skip and a jump from here to "standards are raaaaacissst!"

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 08, 2021 12:26 PM (Do5/p)

441 420 Can't say I remember Moonshine War

Does that have Alan Alda in it?

Posted by: Oddbob at December 08, 2021 12:23 PM (nfrXX)

Yes.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 08, 2021 12:26 PM (IjWVx)

442 Um, word got out that Congress is dumping their shares ?
Stocks were way down last week, then have shot back up this week. I have no idea what's causing it. I generally assume that a very unstable market is a predictor for a sharp downturn, unless it isn't.
Posted by: pep at December 08, 2021 11:36 AM (ZsR3z)

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In a world of 10% inflation there are two places to put your money. Real estate and stocks. Will there be a downturn sometime in the future? Of course there is always a downturn eventually. But for the time being, if you're holding cash you hate money.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 08, 2021 12:26 PM (OalnH)

443 Nood. ace.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 08, 2021 12:27 PM (csEWM)

444 Since the DOJ has decided to 'investigate' Texas over their redistricting map, claiming that minorities are underrepresented on it,
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At some fevered imagination, I'd wish TX would not even respond to the suit.
Let the feds have and enforce their piece of paper that says the Constitution gives the federal government the power to set districts inside a state. In other words, sit and spin, the VRA is unconstitutional and we're not even bound to entertain any part of it.

What exactly is the enforcement mechanism of the VRA?

Posted by: Lrrr at December 08, 2021 12:27 PM (jIL4c)

445 I don't look like I did in my 20's but I work at maintaining the best version of me I can.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 08, 2021 12:27 PM (VJ4aP)

446 23 So she's doing a photo op someone who is either an extremely homely woman or a tranny hooker.

Kate Brown does not look like a tranny hooker.

Posted by: Hal Dall MD at December 08, 2021 12:30 PM (wGnD7)

447 If you'd have come to me even two years ago and told me that the United States government would be holding American citizens in squalid conditions as political prisoners, I'd have laughed in your face.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 08, 2021 12:24 PM

I wouldn't have laughed. But if someone also told me that they would be held for close to a year and (1) no one did anything about it and (2) pretty much no one in the country would even care... yeah, I would have questioned that.

Now, though, after what we have witnessed the USA -- and the entire Western world -- do to their citizens during the Plandemic... nothing surprises me anymore.

We live in evil times.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 08, 2021 12:30 PM (Do5/p)

448 DA Krasner is charging shooters with misdemeanors instead of felonies, so he can "claim" violence is down, but only because he refuses to charge shooters with felonies.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 08, 2021 12:22 PM (VWp7G)

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I'm surprised they're not categorizing murders as COVID deaths instead (actually wouldn't be surprised they were -- why not? Even if it came to light, nothing would happen).

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 08, 2021 12:30 PM (XEAdj)

449 I always wanted to take a role in the hay with Terri

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 08, 2021 12:31 PM (4B0vl)

450 I don't look like I did in my 20's but I work at maintaining the best version of me I can.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 08, 2021

***
Same here. I've been lucky: Still have all the hair and it's not silver, and I weigh within 10 lbs. of what I did in high school.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 12:32 PM (txdEq)

451 Terrie Garr and some Brit, that I have seen in many movies and TV show, but never looked up his name. She got legs...and know how to use them...

Posted by: Paladin at December 08, 2021 12:34 PM (CE4w9)

452 Wasn't "Chappie" a "Short Circuit" reboot?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 08, 2021 12:35 PM (p+1gI)

453 Eastern Oregon has little masking, some few here love kool-aid. Only one store in our town enforces masking and has lost a lot of business.

The pics of our Governess were from a LGBT gala in DC.

Posted by: Hal Dall MD at December 08, 2021 12:38 PM (wGnD7)

454 <1% compliance in Montana. Our Gov and legislature made it agin the law to require masks.

Posted by: free tibet at December 08, 2021 12:44 PM (CL76w)

455 It's amazing that our country functions at all with pretty much every government position being occupied by idiots, ignoramuses, retards and criminals.

Hint! It's not. A slow burn headed for an EPIC FAIL!

Posted by: Paladin at December 08, 2021 12:44 PM (CE4w9)

456 Teri Garr and Patrick McGoohan in the moonshine war 1970
(yes, i had to cheat on the movie; but not either of them)

Posted by: gilbar at December 08, 2021 12:45 PM (9H0g+)

457 288 Anyone else watching the Potter Trial?

I would smash the ever loving fuck outta this DA.
Posted by: garrett at December 08, 2021 12:04 PM (vfR0Y)

I was wondering if thy were ever going to try to convict him for killing Voldemort.

Posted by: I'm The Other White Meat at December 08, 2021 12:45 PM (Fs5vw)

458 Terri Garr and Patrick McGoohan!

Ole Patrick was born in NY, but his family moved back to Ireland for a bit to his father's County Leitrim. The McGoohans lived not far from where my father grew up. My aunt always claimed that she "babysat" Patrick when he was a young lad.

McGoohan kept his links to Ireland alive from what I've been told. He would come back to his homeplace for weddings and funerals. Seemed like a solid guy. I would like to have known him.

He actually reminds me a lot of my father, also a Patrick.

Posted by: RobertM at December 08, 2021 01:00 PM (qWhQP)

459 "15 Teri Garr was at her hottest in Tomorrow Is Yesterday. That outfit and the white stockings always gets me raring to go.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 08, 2021 11:27 AM (2JVJo)"

I think you may be thinking of the Gary Seven episode, which was a pilot for a potential spinoff series. She wasn't in Tomorrow Is Yesterday.

Posted by: MichiCanuck at December 08, 2021 01:01 PM (NlKgX)

460 Of course Robert Lansing as Gary Seven was in Assignment Earth. Garr was supposed to be a regular cast member.

Posted by: MichiCanuck at December 08, 2021 01:09 PM (NlKgX)

461 Kate Brown looks like a younger version of Linda Hunt

Posted by: SMOD at December 08, 2021 01:22 PM (RHGPo)

462 My wife is an RN and her unit has been Covid-only since this fraud began last year. She's hands-on every day and knew this was just a politically weaponized flu within two weeks. The "vaccines" are a dangerous failure and proven therapeutics like Ivermectin and HCQ have been deliberately prohibited from use. Neither of us has or will take the jab, but we did get the pneumonia vaccine because that is what kills people with Covid.

Only the panic-porn has been allowed to be heard - dissenting arguments have been ruthlessly suppressed by the media and big tech.

Posted by: nraendowment at December 08, 2021 01:33 PM (KaaIH)

463 >>>Like she's just itching to call your manager.

hahahahahahahaha

Posted by: m at December 08, 2021 02:07 PM (a7mcp)

464 The one picture of the maskless Kate Brown with two guys says one of the guys is David Gins. Is that the guy who posted the hostage pic of how great it is to work for VP Harris?

Posted by: David S at December 08, 2021 02:23 PM (jxYqk)

465 Last weekend, I attended a wedding of a relative in Los Angeles. Both families are well off; the groom is an up-an-coming professional. A few guests wore masks, voluntarily; but all the "help" was masked. When you hear a leftie yammering about "our democracy", the antecedent of "our" is the class who can bare their faces in public and not be punished for it.

Posted by: Nemo at December 08, 2021 02:56 PM (S6ArX)

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