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CNN Fired Chris Cuomo After Being Contacted About Fredo's Own New Sexual Harassment Allegations, Lodged By a Former Colleague at ABC's Good Morning America
Update: Cuomo Said Zucker Knew All About Him; CNN Calls Cuomo A Liar
Ayyyy, he's just Italiano, capisce? Ay, gabbagool, honk honk!
>CNN fired Chris Cuomo after learning he’d been accused of sexual misconduct by a woman who formerly worked with him at ABC, sources told The Post on Sunday. The unidentified woman is set to be interviewed by outside lawyers hired by CNN this week, pending an agreement to keep her identity and everything she says confidential, sources said. Cuomo, 51, hasn’t been formally told the accuser’s name but is believed to have figured it out based on information in a letter her lawyer sent to CNN last week, sources said. The woman was previously described only as “a former junior colleague at another network” by the New York Times, which first reported on the new allegations after Cuomo’s termination Saturday. Cuomo was a news anchor for ABC’s “Good Morning America” from 2006 to 2009 and also served as anchor of the network’s “20/20” before leaving in 2013 to co-host CNN’s morning show. ... CNN felt compelled to fire Chris Cuomo after learning of the new allegations against him last week, a TV insider told The Post. Chris Cuomo was previously accused of grabbing the rear end of a female ABC producer in 2005 and of causing a female producer to leave his CNN show last year because she “felt threatened.” Debra Katz, an attorney for Charlotte Bennett, said in a statement that she contacted CNN on Wednesday to report the woman's unspecified misconduct claims against Chris Cuomo. “From a legal standpoint, CNN had cause to fire Chris on Friday based on the Letitia James information,” the source said, referring to documents released last week by the state attorney general on her office’s probe into Andrew Cuomo, which included new details about his brother advising him during the scandal. “From a practical standpoint, when the sexual-misconduct claim came in, CNN decided, ‘Enough is enough.'” In a statement to the Times on Saturday night, a CNN spokeswoman said, “When new allegations came to us this week, we took them seriously, and saw no reason to delay taking immediate action.” On Sunday, the accuser’s lawyer, Debra Katz, said in a statement that she contacted CNN on Wednesday to report the woman’s unspecified misconduct claims against Chris Cuomo. “By Friday, I was in discussions with CNN about providing documentary evidence of my client’s allegations and making my client available for an interview with CNN’s outside counsel,” she said.Update: At the WSJ, via Ed Morrissey, a Cuomo spokesman says that Zucker's claim that he was surprised to learn that Cuomo was intimately involved in his brother's defense is a lie, and CNN responds by branding their former anchor a liar.
... The lawyers are preparing to interview the woman this week, CNN insiders said. The matter is being handled by the white-shoe law firm of Cravath, Swaine & Moore, the network’s chief media correspondent, Brian Stelter, said on his “Reliable Sources” program on CNN on Sunday. Katz — who also represents one of Andrew Cuomo’s accusers, former aide Charlotte Bennett — did not immediately respond to a Post request for comment. Chris Cuomo’s spokesman, Steven Goldberg, said in a statement that “these apparently anonymous allegations are not true.” He declined to comment further.
Mr. Cuomo has apologized for advising his brother, who was embroiled in a significant story CNN was covering. A spokesman for Mr. Cuomo said in a text message on Sunday: "Mr. Cuomo has the highest level of admiration and respect for Mr. Zucker. They were widely known to be extremely close and in regular contact, including about the details of Mr. Cuomo's support for his brother. There were no secrets about this, as other individuals besides Mr. Cuomo can attest." ... CNN said in a written statement it is disappointed with Mr. Cuomo's characterization of events. "He has made a number of accusations that are patently false," the network said. "This reinforces why he was terminated for violating our standards and practices, as well as his lack of candor."Tell me where it is in the Constitution that says that a news anchor has to be truthful? I forgot to mention, Fredo is huddling with lawyers, contemplating a lawsuit against CNN. Laying the foundation that "Zucker knew everything" would be in service of that. Even Tater had to mention the news, at 3:30 below. He pleads ignorance.
Here's my intro to @reliablesources, laying out the timeline of the Chris Cuomo news this week, and why he was fired on Saturday night pic.twitter.com/H6YlBROUQP
— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) December 5, 2021
Below, the statement from the lawyer Deborah Katz.
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And let's face it, Tater is 310 pounds of comorbidities in a 250 pound sack. Given that CNN has been the most shrieky and panicky about the virus, shouldn't their personnel go the extra mile in setting a good example for the peasants they lord over?
We strongly recommend that people who are fully vaccinated wear a mask in all other public, indoor settings, even when it is not required, and in any setting when you do not know who around you are vaccinated.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 06, 2021 12:14 PM (OgWPc)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2021 12:14 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 06, 2021 12:14 PM (OgWPc)
Posted by: Bete at December 06, 2021 12:14 PM (F9322)
Posted by: Fredo the Lesser at December 06, 2021 12:15 PM (F9322)
Fredo got caught doing something more than lying or fondling trim.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 06, 2021 12:15 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 06, 2021 12:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 06, 2021 12:15 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: Fredo! at December 06, 2021 12:15 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2021 12:16 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Ace at 12:14 PM
Sure, if it wasn't a ruse disguised as a communist takeover of the entire fucking planet.
They think they'll be 'saved' when the SHTF.
They won't.
Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 06, 2021 12:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: 496 at December 06, 2021 12:16 PM (VJsqe)
Fredo got caught doing something more than lying or fondling trim.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 06, 2021 12:15 PM (V6f9+)
You know, it should be enough to have used your contacts and position to go after your brother's accusers.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2021 12:16 PM (csEWM)
Stelter embraces my mask technique. Order something, sip it once every ten minutes for two hours, so you're eating ergo no mask.
Works in California. I'm so disgusted with this place.
Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2021 12:17 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2021 12:17 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: pep at December 06, 2021 12:17 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 06, 2021 12:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mishdog at December 06, 2021 12:17 PM (/VWLE)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2021 12:17 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: BignJames at December 06, 2021 12:17 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 06, 2021 12:18 PM (tPrn7)
Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2021 12:18 PM (gBahm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2021 12:16 PM (csEWM)
*nods*
Should. But that's an idea from the long, long ago, from the before times.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 06, 2021 12:18 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2021 12:18 PM (CYnTg)
Fredo got caught doing something more than lying or fondling trim.
Yup, predictable and predicted.
Posted by: pep at December 06, 2021 12:18 PM (ZsR3z)
Ace, you're being generous. I bet he's at least 350.
Posted by: dantesed at December 06, 2021 12:18 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 06, 2021 12:18 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Black Orchid at December 06, 2021 12:18 PM (j9HX3)
Going to Trial first weeks of January.
Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2021 12:18 PM (gBahm)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2021 12:16 PM
I'm right here, you know.
Posted by: Zombie David Carradine at December 06, 2021 12:18 PM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
It should have been enough that you fluffed your brother the granny-killer.
Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2021 12:19 PM (8erNz)
Tater clearly angling for it
also Brooke Baldwin
and probably LeMon ha ha
Posted by: Black Orchid at December 06, 2021 12:19 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Fredo at December 06, 2021 12:19 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 06, 2021 12:19 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 06, 2021 12:17 PM (Zz0t1)
'Golly! That slingshot will shoot for a hundred feet! Not like me.
'
-Tater
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2021 12:19 PM (csEWM)
One does not simply Fondle Trim.
Posted by: Boromir at December 06, 2021 12:19 PM (gBahm)
Wait, I thought he was a media reporter for longer than that. I guess he was a media flack up until now.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 06, 2021 12:19 PM (OgWPc)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 06, 2021 12:19 PM (axyOa)
What a quaint concept, this "setting a good example".
They *enjoy* flaunting their privileged status in front of the serfs
Posted by: kallisto at December 06, 2021 12:19 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 06, 2021 12:19 PM (iMZHt)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2021 12:19 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 06, 2021 12:19 PM (V6f9+)
Disagree. You'll never see either one eat a vegetable.
Posted by: pep at December 06, 2021 12:19 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 06, 2021 12:19 PM (nY8BU)
Posted by: BignJames at December 06, 2021 12:17 PM (AwYPR)
Because it was a straight white guy he was harassing, with a witness (or more) at a bar. Homos get the homo handicap of extra strikes.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 06, 2021 12:20 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 06, 2021 12:20 PM (cupoy)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 06, 2021 12:20 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 06, 2021 12:20 PM (gryET)
'taters don't sweat, they *glow*.
Sweaty evening 'taters, what a vile dish!
Posted by: Thrawn at December 06, 2021 12:20 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 06, 2021 12:19 PM (eGTCV)
Another grim milestone for the Bidet administration.
Posted by: Bete at December 06, 2021 12:20 PM (F9322)
They think they'll be 'saved' when the SHTF.
They won't.
Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 06, 2021 12:16 PM (Zz0t1)
If any would bother with history they'd know.. but they don't so.. wow, won't they be surprised.
Posted by: Inogame X-State Lines at December 06, 2021 12:20 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 06, 2021 12:20 PM (2JVJo)
yep! firing fredo hit a lot of pain points for the "beleaguered" low rent net
Posted by: Black Orchid at December 06, 2021 12:20 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Boromir at December 06, 2021 12:19 PM (gBahm)
Ya gotta start somewhere.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 06, 2021 12:21 PM (V6f9+)
i hope it continues to take them all down...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 06, 2021 12:21 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 06, 2021 12:21 PM (xF76o)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 06, 2021 12:20 PM (BFigT)
At that time.
Later on, he met up with another swarthy male to act out his fantasy show of "Power Bottom with 'Taters and Cream".
Posted by: Thrawn at December 06, 2021 12:21 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: Boromir at December 06, 2021 12:19 PM (gBahm)
Can you canoodle trim?
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 06, 2021 12:21 PM (wAnMi)
Fredo got caught doing something more than lying or fondling trim.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards -
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Please don't squeeze the crown molding.
Posted by: Mr. Whipple (now working at Home Depot) at December 06, 2021 12:21 PM (SchQD)
And this is the great thing about this play. This play is what they do when they want you gone but don't want to discuss the actual reasons. Andy was a Clinton machine gangster who started to get a tad too much scrutiny over the nursing home murders along with being on the wrong team. They wanted him gone, so they did the sexual harassment play. Fredo is his brother's creature and exposed the press' Democrat agenda fulfillment with no room for argument to the contrary. They wanted him gone, too, as a part of the mopping up operation. Like with his shitheel brother, they ran the sexual harassment play.
This is what they do every time. The Party closes ranks around you, but if you piss them off or just get unlucky and they want or need to sacrifice you, you will not go down for what you did. You will go down for being a pervert - and since everyone in authority is a pervert, it works.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 12:21 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: huerfano at December 06, 2021 12:21 PM (MzKgG)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 06, 2021 12:22 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 06, 2021 12:22 PM (V6f9+)
42 Also, I want to state my gratitude that in THIS picture of Tater he has pants on.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 06, 2021 12:19 PM (V6f9+)
Indeed. And his expression does not induce fear for my soul.
Although it does look like he found out does not have enough money in the bank account to buy that sling shot.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2021 12:22 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 06, 2021 12:21 PM (xF76o)
and Fredo is claiming exactly that!
Posted by: kallisto at December 06, 2021 12:22 PM (DJFLF)
____________
If Fredo doesn't know who is making the accusation, or what she is accusing him of, then how does he know it's not true?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 06, 2021 12:22 PM (k4dH2)
>>You will go down for being a pervert - and since everyone in authority is a pervert, it works.
Are suggesting the Cuomo brothers have a wide stance?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 06, 2021 12:22 PM (nY8BU)
Posted by: Mr. Whipple (now working at Home Depot) at December 06, 2021 12:21 PM (SchQD)
I'm old enough to laugh that that ref
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 06, 2021 12:22 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2021 12:22 PM (gBahm)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Agreed. The old ways are best.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2021 12:22 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: JT at December 06, 2021 12:22 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 06, 2021 12:20 PM (2JVJo)
Joe Besser is Dolf Lundgren compared to Spuds McTuber.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2021 12:22 PM (s2VJv)
well sometimes they go after their target with federal racketeering or inappropriate gift-taking type charges too. I guess that's when they can't find anyone willing to file sex abuse charges?
Posted by: Black Orchid at December 06, 2021 12:23 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 12:23 PM (DU+/6)
__________
Shouldn't a journalist be able to do his own spokespersoning?
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 06, 2021 12:23 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 06, 2021 12:23 PM (acsaG)
Agree. One gets the feeling someone is settling all family business before moving to Vegas.
Posted by: pep at December 06, 2021 12:23 PM (ZsR3z)
Though a different medium...it is reminiscent of the Artwork of a young John Wayne Gacy
Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2021 12:23 PM (gBahm)
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Unclench your buttocks, Spud. I don't distrust CNN one whit more than I did prior to Cuomo-gate.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 06, 2021 12:24 PM (FVME7)
Damn presents aren't gonna buy themselves.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 06, 2021 12:19 PM (axyOa)
It's a chore, but if you give me your credit card number I'll take care of it for you.
Posted by: Bete at December 06, 2021 12:24 PM (F9322)
Posted by: Mr. Whipple
What, he had her upside down and backwards?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2021 12:24 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: huerfano at December 06, 2021 12:21 PM (MzKgG)
I thought from the jump this had something to do with new owner
Posted by: kallisto at December 06, 2021 12:24 PM (DJFLF)
The new Twitter CEO instituted a rule that you can't post photos of people without permission, in order to stop conservative memes. Conservatives have started mass reporting any leftist news item with a photo, which results in a temporary auto-ban, and the media is *pissed*.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 06, 2021 12:24 PM (6XLoz)
Posted by: Black Orchid at December 06, 2021 12:23 PM (j9HX3)
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Those are very likely corner cases, or when the guy threatens to go to war over a sexual harassment charge (like by exposing the mutual blackmail they all have on each other). These guys rarely do time. They just end you and let you ride off to your dacha where you can remain and enjoy yourself so long as you keep shutting the hell up.
I suspect the play the charges game against people they don't think will shut up - like "Hot Rod" Blagojevich.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 12:25 PM (DU+/6)
Considering the entirety of CNN is based around lies and lying, is it any surprise that the high profile employees lie all the time?
I mean, if they can't lie all the time about anything and come off credibly, what fucking good are they? Seriously.
You go to meet with Frogface Zuch, you going to be telling the truth or lie? Lie. There is no truth, and you'd be a fool for saying anything truthful.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at December 06, 2021 12:25 PM (XnbJC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2021 12:25 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 06, 2021 12:25 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: irright at December 06, 2021 12:25 PM (SchQD)
DOCTOR Jill is getting rid of POTATUS competition for 2024
Posted by: kallisto at December 06, 2021 12:26 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 06, 2021 12:26 PM (acsaG)
Posted by: Ian S. at December 06, 2021 12:24 PM (6XLoz)
++++
The wailing and teeth-gnashing has been wonderful. "This is all hardcore right-wing astroturf to suppress news and keep people in the dark" is the common refrain from what I've seen.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 12:26 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2021 12:26 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 06, 2021 12:26 PM (LtGlA)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 06, 2021 12:26 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Fool Otto at December 06, 2021 12:26 PM (DB16e)
Talk about rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic...
Posted by: pep at December 06, 2021 12:27 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: The Barrel at December 06, 2021 12:27 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 06, 2021 12:27 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: JT at December 06, 2021 12:27 PM (arJlL)
I honestly think Brian Stetler's mother took home the Mucus Plug and raised it by accident.
Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2021 12:27 PM (gBahm)
Ogee, here we go with the Trim Puns.
Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2021 12:22 PM (gBahm)
Please don't, I'm barely Coping as it is...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 06, 2021 12:27 PM (BgMrQ)
how gaiay
Posted by: kallisto at December 06, 2021 12:27 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Oh, you're allowed but goombah generally would mean 'old friend' or 'patron'. Not near nasty enough for Culo.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2021 12:27 PM (mD/uy)
______________
Black, gay, lefty.
You'll be waiting a very long time.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 06, 2021 12:27 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 06, 2021 12:27 PM (acsaG)
I read that as "day of rendering", but the Food Thread was yesterday.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 06, 2021 12:27 PM (6XLoz)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 06, 2021 12:28 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Fool Otto at December 06, 2021 12:26 PM
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Tucker's vids of Roid Rage Fredo working out are wonderful.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2021 12:28 PM (ptqGC)
Fredo got caught doing something more than lying or fondling trim.
...
oh really?
I haven't heard "trim" since 48 Hrs.
Posted by: ace at December 06, 2021 12:28 PM (0G13K)
'Tater looks like the love child of Joe Besser and Tor Johnson in that pic.'
MP4 is on fire with the obscure yet perfect juxtapositions.
Posted by: Conrad von Hotzendorff at December 06, 2021 12:28 PM (Hszs6)
Tater's farts have been known to cause maggots to gag ... that is all
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 06, 2021 12:28 PM (3l5Yq)
That comes to mind every time I see a photo of Tater.
Posted by: Thrawn at December 06, 2021 12:28 PM (Rl7KJ)
>You'll be waiting a very long time.
Maybe not.
Remember:
Joy Reid Hates Fags.
Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2021 12:29 PM (gBahm)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2021 12:25 PM (ptqGC)
I'll stomp on your head.
Posted by: Mario, Nintendo Attorney at December 06, 2021 12:29 PM (F9322)
'Tater looks like the love child of Joe Besser and Tor Johnson in that pic.'
MP4 is on fire with the obscure yet perfect juxtapositions.
Posted by: Conrad von Hotzendorff at December 06, 2021 12:28 PM (Hszs6)
Errol's duck necklace >>> Tater.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2021 12:29 PM (s2VJv)
The new Twitter CEO instituted a rule that you can't post photos of people without permission, in order to stop conservative memes. Conservatives have started mass reporting any leftist news item with a photo, which results in a temporary auto-ban, and the media is *pissed*.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 06, 2021 12:24 PM (6XLoz)
*points*
HA HA
Posted by: The law of unintended consequences at December 06, 2021 12:29 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 06, 2021 12:29 PM (Z5y5O)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 06, 2021 12:19 PM
Word. Works for me.
Posted by: Weird Al at December 06, 2021 12:29 PM (m+jkK)
I wish I knew who Tor Johnson was, because Joe Besser is right on point, and probably rolling in his grave right now
Posted by: kallisto at December 06, 2021 12:29 PM (DJFLF)
Pro Tip : If you put your ear next to it, you can smell the Ocean.
Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2021 12:29 PM (gBahm)
Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2021 12:29 PM (CYnTg)
I haven't heard "trim" since 48 Hrs.
Posted by: ace at December 06, 2021 12:28 PM (0G13K)
Teri Weigel retired a while back.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2021 12:29 PM (csEWM)
Ogee, here we go with the Trim Puns.
Posted by: garrett
Please don't, I'm barely Coping as it is...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard
That would be a new angle.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2021 12:29 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2021 12:25 PM (ptqGC)
"Yes, my kraut mick friend."
- - Jack Woltz, Woltz Int'l Pictures
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2021 12:30 PM (s2VJv)
Off WWI starter sock.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 06, 2021 12:30 PM (Hszs6)
Pro Tip : If you put your ear next to it, you can smell the Ocean.
Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2021 12:29 PM (gBahm)
*golfclap*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2021 12:30 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Ian S. at December 06, 2021 12:24 PM (6XLoz)
++++
And what's even funnier is that they're surprised by this.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 12:30 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2021 12:30 PM (gBahm)
I read that as "day of rendering", but the Food Thread was yesterday.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 06, 2021 12:27 PM
The historically derailed Milky White Food Thread you mean.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 06, 2021 12:30 PM (dQvv7)
Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2021 12:29 PM (CYnTg)
More like the jelly donut in the foot locker, after Gunny Hartmann dumped the contents on it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2021 12:30 PM (s2VJv)
>>Am I allowed to call Fredo a goombah, or would that get me thrown down a flight of stairs?
You can always us the Bob Grant salute for Fredo's pop..
Fredo, assenza me! Tu sei un proprio sfaccim!!
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 06, 2021 12:31 PM (nY8BU)
I'll wait for the next thread.
Posted by: I'm The Other White Meat at December 06, 2021 12:31 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: red speck at December 06, 2021 12:31 PM (gS3OW)
"Mr. Cuomo has the highest level of admiration and respect for Mr. Zucker. They were widely known to be extremely close and in regular contact, including about the details of Mr. Cuomo's support for his brother. There were no secrets about this, as other individuals besides Mr. Cuomo can attest."
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Way to burn your bridges, Fredo. That'll get your job back and shield you from civil liability, for sure.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 06, 2021 12:31 PM (TRwG1)
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Competition won't be the problem for Senile Joe. The fact that most of the public now knows he has dementia will be the main problem, followed a close second by his horrible record.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 06, 2021 12:31 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: garrett
thank you garrett.
I had a terrible night. Sour stomach all night, was awake more than asleep.
I think I have to stop eating cheese and stop drinking soda.
Posted by: ace at December 06, 2021 12:31 PM (0G13K)
Ogee, here we go with the Trim Puns.
Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2021 12:22 PM (gBahm)
Please don't, I'm barely Coping as it is...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 06, 2021 12:27 PM (BgMrQ)
Someone will caulk it up for sure.
Posted by: Bete at December 06, 2021 12:31 PM (F9322)
Ogee, here we go with the Trim Puns.
Posted by: garrett
Please don't, I'm barely Coping as it is...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard
That would be a new angle.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2021 12:29 PM
Joinery puns...I miter known.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 06, 2021 12:31 PM (m+jkK)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 06, 2021 12:31 PM (CAJOC)
True enough, though I'd insert 'galactic level of' after pleads.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 06, 2021 12:32 PM (F0YaR)
Fredo, assenza me! Tu sei un proprio sfaccim!!
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 06, 2021 12:31 PM (nY8BU)
The great Bob Gigante. Loved it when he blasted someone as a "caccazotte." Dialect for shithead.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2021 12:32 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at December 06, 2021 12:32 PM (sI15f)
I think I have to stop eating cheese and stop drinking soda.
Dude. What of your fasting? I thought you were back on track.
Late night cheese eating. For shame.
Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2021 12:32 PM (gBahm)
I think I have to stop eating cheese and stop drinking soda.
Posted by: ace at December 06, 2021 12:31 PM (0G13K)
Well, putting cheese with soda was probably not a great plan. Might as well have washed it down with a tomato smoothie.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2021 12:33 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 06, 2021 11:57 AM (llON
"I worship one God, and He is sufficient for all things. I need no other."
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 06, 2021 12:08 PM (BH+AB)
Late but sincere thanks OM!
(I'm trying to resist temptation in the form of telling them what I really think of them...)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 06, 2021 12:33 PM (llON8)
Will you look at those pudgy, pudgy fingers fighting one another for their place at Tater's keyboard!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 06, 2021 12:33 PM (3l5Yq)
Posted by: WeBoned! at December 06, 2021 12:33 PM (8k7U7)
I'll wait for the next thread.
Posted by: I'm The Other White Meat at December 06, 2021 12:31 PM (Fs5vw)
#morethantenmiles
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 06, 2021 12:33 PM (BgMrQ)
Please don't, I'm barely Coping as it is...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard
That would be a new angle.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2021 12:29 PM
Joinery puns...I miter known.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 06, 2021 12:31 PM (m+jkK)
Nailed it!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 06, 2021 12:33 PM (CAJOC)
Joinery puns...I miter known.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 06, 2021 12:31 PM (m+jkK)
Chamfering at the bit . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2021 12:33 PM (s2VJv)
The burden of proof lies solely upon Uranus.
Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 06, 2021 12:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ace at December 06, 2021 12:31 PM (0G13K)
Ya gotta get off the Tater diet Ace. It'll kill your gainzz!
Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 06, 2021 12:34 PM (gryET)
Posted by: kallisto at December 06, 2021 12:34 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2021 12:34 PM (gBahm)
Posted by: WeBoned! at December 06, 2021 12:33 PM (8k7U7)
Tater: "Masks are useful for holding the remains of 2nd and 3rd breakfasts so I can start brunch early."
Posted by: Thrawn at December 06, 2021 12:34 PM (Rl7KJ)
I think I have to stop eating cheese and stop drinking soda.
Posted by: ace at December 06, 2021 12:31 PM (0G13K)
++++
Yeah. See also: cheese and burboun.
See also: hummus and soju.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 12:34 PM (DU+/6)
I had a terrible night. Sour stomach all night, was awake more than asleep.
I think I have to stop eating cheese and stop drinking soda.
Posted by: ace at December 06, 2021 12:31 PM
Did you ever get the covid? Because that's one of the longer lasting issues I've had. Stomach to GI, all touchy as hell.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 06, 2021 12:34 PM (dQvv7)
Posted by: JT at December 06, 2021 12:34 PM (arJlL)
right. it was like 8 hours before bed though. I've become lactose intolerant in my almost-29 years and I just can't really admit that to myself.
Posted by: ace at December 06, 2021 12:34 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: kallisto at December 06, 2021 12:34 PM (DJFLF)
Here's some dialect that describes her perfectly:
"ficcarota."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2021 12:34 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Biggyrat at December 06, 2021 12:34 PM (YLlnQ)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 06, 2021 12:35 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at December 06, 2021 12:32 PM (sI15f)
This.
Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 06, 2021 12:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2021 12:34 PM (gBahm)
Snot real funny.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 06, 2021 12:35 PM (Z5y5O)
Posted by: Dust Commander at December 06, 2021 12:35 PM (a9GxN)
Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 06, 2021 12:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Or back issues....its been Scout's Life for almost two years now
Posted by: Mishdog at December 06, 2021 12:35 PM (/VWLE)
Zucker is trying to curry favor with his new masters. Good luck buddy. They're going to fuck you in the ass so hard not even Anderson Cooper and Don Lemon will be able to help you.
Posted by: late stage capitalist at December 06, 2021 12:36 PM (6IVLA)
Posted by: ace at December 06, 2021 12:34 PM (0G13K)
8 hours? That is not what you ate.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2021 12:36 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2021 12:34 PM (gBahm)
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You'll be hearing from our lawyers forthwith!
Posted by: Mucus Plug Anti-Defamation Society at December 06, 2021 12:36 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2021 12:34 PM
You're saying Tater blew the seal, then?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 06, 2021 12:36 PM (m+jkK)
Posted by: BignJames at December 06, 2021 12:36 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: JEM
Gotta be jabbed in SF. I save a lot of $ these days.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 06, 2021 12:36 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2021 12:34 PM (gBahm)
Too close to lunch...I'm out.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at December 06, 2021 12:36 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer
We know that for all his faults Mitt Romney was right about the 47% of America that votes free shit.
Maybe Biden can push that number down a little bit, but there's still a substantial body of this country...that we can't really get rid of, alas...that would vote for a paving stone if it's got a D on it.
Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2021 12:36 PM (8erNz)
Oh, look. A new name.
Posted by: pep at December 06, 2021 12:36 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: kallisto at December 06, 2021 12:29 PM (DJFLF)
Have you never watched Plan 9 From Outer Space?
https://tinyurl.com/ycymu42n
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 06, 2021 12:36 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at December 06, 2021 12:36 PM (RKVCK)
I know what that means in our dialect, but I don't know how it applies to her?
Posted by: kallisto at December 06, 2021 12:36 PM (DJFLF)
Fugazi urinalism is just dandy -- no code of ethics!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 06, 2021 12:36 PM (3l5Yq)
Posted by: Dust Commander at December 06, 2021 12:35 PM (a9GxN)
++++
In fairness, Stelter also advanced by bringing coffee and donuts to Jeff Zucker.
All of his advancement did involve wearing out the carpet between the executive suite and the break room, though.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 12:36 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: trev006 at December 06, 2021 12:36 PM (Eqkqm)
Posted by: Chris Cuomo at December 06, 2021 12:36 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 06, 2021 12:31 PM (m+jkK)
Chamfering at the bit . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2021 12:33 PM (s2VJv)
Puns are fun -- not every dado
Posted by: Doof at December 06, 2021 12:36 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 06, 2021 12:31 PM (m+jkK)
++++
Just route around them.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 12:37 PM (DU+/6)
Puns are fun -- not every dado
Posted by: Doof at December 06, 2021 12:36 PM (mZUr4)
Charlie Brown's Dado...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2021 12:37 PM (s2VJv)
In the last decade where they've been importing angry muslim now most sex crimes are by them.
BUT...the increase in that time period is only 45%. So that mean sex crimes by native Swedes are down.
Oh, the "solve" rate of sex crimes has gone down. I wonder why. I bet it has nothing to do with the people publishing this study facing prosecution for finding most sex criminals in Sweden are angry muslims.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 06, 2021 12:37 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 06, 2021 12:36 PM (m+jkK)
"So I said, fix the damn car and leave my private life out of it."
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 06, 2021 12:37 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2021 12:34 PM (gBahm)
Please clap.....
Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 06, 2021 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: kallisto at December 06, 2021 12:38 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 06, 2021 12:38 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Chamfering at the bit . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
The jig is up!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2021 12:38 PM (mD/uy)
I know what that means in our dialect, but I don't know how it applies to her?
Posted by: kallisto at December 06, 2021 12:36 PM (DJFLF)
Rotten fig. Fig being an Italian euphemism for hoo-hoo.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2021 12:38 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Doof at December 06, 2021 12:36 PM (mZUr4)
Charlie Brown's Dado...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2021 12:37 PM (s2VJv)
Is that how to make a double-ended version of the other thing??
Posted by: Doof at December 06, 2021 12:38 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2021 12:38 PM (uXonU)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 06, 2021 12:31 PM (m+jkK)
Chamfering at the bit . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2021 12:33 PM (s2VJv)
I think we're quarter round the good puns now...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 06, 2021 12:38 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2021 12:38 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Fool Otto at December 06, 2021 12:26 PM
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Wait, the Cuomos have more brothers Fredo?
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 06, 2021 12:38 PM (m2TSk)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2021 12:38 PM (s2VJv)
well i had Real good Foods chicken enchiladas. It wasn't really the cheese, it was the sour cream I put on them.
Posted by: ace at December 06, 2021 12:39 PM (0G13K)
Tater uses a mask in the same way chipmunks use their cheeks -- for temporary storage while they hoover up ever possible food morsel in sight.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 06, 2021 12:39 PM (3l5Yq)
Don't know about you, but I'm lucky that only one or two things have to be avoided. Pizza or rich tomato-sauce pasta, and red wine (well, ones that go best with such food, sangiovese or syrah and the like), gotta watch the quantities, or sour gut (a bit) later. Actually that's my only combo to be careful about.
But try no eating late, only very light beverages, if any.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 06, 2021 12:39 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 06, 2021 12:39 PM (KAi1n)
I wish I knew who Tor Johnson was,
big bald guy in plan 9 from outer space
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at December 06, 2021 12:39 PM (mvtaG)
well i had Real good Foods chicken enchiladas. It wasn't really the cheese, it was the sour cream I put on them.
Posted by: ace at December 06, 2021 12:39 PM (0G13K)
I think the brand name "Real Good Foods" should have been your first warning.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2021 12:40 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Doof at December 06, 2021 12:36 PM (mZUr4)
I'm can't get into this, I'm not joining...
Posted by: Mortice and Tenon at December 06, 2021 12:40 PM (BgMrQ)
There are many areas of knowledge shared privately by Mr. Cuomo and Mr. Zucker. Many areas. There is no need to go into any public detail at this time. We shall evaluate release of more detailed information on an ongoing basis, as the situation develops.
And let's not have any more talk of extortion, or I'll have your legs broken.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 06, 2021 12:40 PM (TRwG1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 06, 2021 12:40 PM (+CF/e)
diet soda but yeah
Posted by: ace at December 06, 2021 12:40 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Auspex at December 06, 2021 12:40 PM (Xo3T0)
Insty had a link to a post on this topic this morning. We're probably headed for a society in which a few megarich work, and throw crumbs to the idiots who think they're winning by spending their lives on the couch, watching Oprah. That will work for awhile, and then the indigent will want to live at the same level as the workers, attack the workers to get it, and society will collapse.
https://quillette.com/2021/12/06/work-or-welfare/
Posted by: pep at December 06, 2021 12:40 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: Doof
I'm gonna run quicker than a rabbet from this topic.
Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2021 12:40 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Doof
Proof we can pun anything.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2021 12:38 PM (uXonU)
Puns inspired by Norm Abram and the New Yankee Workshop
Posted by: Doof at December 06, 2021 12:40 PM (mZUr4)
I think the brand name "Real Good Foods" should have been your first warning.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2021 12:40 PM (s2VJv)
Ace has had gas station sushi, you're saying......
Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 06, 2021 12:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2021 12:41 PM (CYnTg)
yes, the fica part I got, but 'rotta" means "busted". But dialects are all over the place
i just thought you were calling her a busted c-word
Posted by: kallisto at December 06, 2021 12:41 PM (DJFLF)
but they make chicken enchilladas where the tortilla is just more chicken, beaten into a thin sheet
Posted by: ace at December 06, 2021 12:41 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Doof
Proof we can pun anything.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2021 12:38 PM
I love this place.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 06, 2021 12:41 PM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Tonypete
Ripping!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
These puns are going against the grain.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2021 12:41 PM (mD/uy)
The sex abuse is one thing, and it's bad. The REAL thing they want to distract from is older brother's mass murder of the elderly.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2021 12:41 PM (s2VJv)
Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze
LOL at both of these assholes suddenly acting like they didn't share office space with this guy. Just incredible. Stelter says this now that's he's fired but never before. Just a complete PR clown operation
https://tinyurl.com/2p8ksvvx
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 06, 2021 12:41 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: ace at December 06, 2021 12:34 PM (0G13K)
I developed lactose intolerance when I stopped eating cheese and drinking milk for a couple years.
I clawed back some tolerance by drinking organic whole milk. Starting with small amounts and building back up to full portions.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 06, 2021 12:41 PM (V6f9+)
https://is.gd/Q1jdVR
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 12:41 PM (DU+/6)
rotten might be "porro" or something like that
Posted by: ace at December 06, 2021 12:41 PM (0G13K)
Diet soda is an oxymoron.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 06, 2021 12:41 PM (dQvv7)
Stress can also amplify food sensitivity. Couldn't even be in the room with an onion while going through my divorce. Now. I can eat one like an apple.
Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2021 12:41 PM (gBahm)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 06, 2021 12:42 PM (tMjLZ)
if you *must* drink something carbonated, try Lurisia water. I ordered a case, thinking I was getting the still water, but I got the fizzy instead.
grrr
Posted by: kallisto at December 06, 2021 12:42 PM (DJFLF)
Still, I wouldn't mind seeing many of their opinionated shit weasels scrounging for food in a dumpster behind a Denney's.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 06, 2021 12:42 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: ace at December 06, 2021 12:42 PM (0G13K)
Sweater Nips are the Best Nips. You are a hero, Sir.
Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2021 12:42 PM (gBahm)
Marginally.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 06, 2021 12:42 PM (+CF/e)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2021 12:41 PM (s2VJv)
Or there's a certain trial going on that they're desperate to avoid publicity regarding.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 06, 2021 12:42 PM (V6f9+)
https://is.gd/Q1jdVR
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 12:41 PM
Somebody left the high beams on.
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 06, 2021 12:42 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: Doof
Proof we can pun anything.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2021 12:38 PM
I love this place.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 06, 2021 12:41 PM (m+jkK)
So the HQ dovetails with your sense of humor?
Posted by: Doof at December 06, 2021 12:42 PM (mZUr4)
but they make chicken enchilladas where the tortilla is just more chicken, beaten into a thin sheet
Posted by: ace
'round these parts we call that "road kill", pardner ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 06, 2021 12:43 PM (3l5Yq)
Posted by: bonhomme at December 06, 2021 12:43 PM (sG4Hj)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/489544/
Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2021 12:41 PM (CYnTg)
Hey. I found an artillery round from WWII. I know....lets shove it up my ass.....
I mean, really? We're screwed.
Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 06, 2021 12:43 PM (Zz0t1)
I remember back when the video of Pelosi going out to get her hair done with no mask went public. I figured, THIS is the end of at least some COVID mania.
An old, sickly member of the elite going out for something she doesn't need, in theory risking her left with COVID.
And...the GOPe did NOTHING with it.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 06, 2021 12:43 PM (ESjRY)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/489544/
Posted by: steevy
At least it wasn't live WP.
Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2021 12:43 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2021 12:43 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2021 12:18 PM (CYnTg)
Tater is more of a Gravy Leopard.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2021 12:43 PM (P3gRi)
rotten might be "porro" or something like that
Posted by: ace at December 06, 2021 12:41 PM (0G13K)
Italian dialects are in indeed all over the place. Good friend of mine is Barese and that dialect is almost another language.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2021 12:43 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: ace at December 06, 2021 12:43 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at December 06, 2021 12:43 PM (mvtaG)
Posted by: Doof
Proof we can pun anything.
Posted by: rickb223
Planely, Morons' puns dovetail nicely to the subject at hand.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2021 12:43 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Keyboard Cleaners, Inc. at December 06, 2021 12:43 PM (SchQD)
Footnote: sour cream on enchiladas, I think, is pretty much a border-Mex thing, not something you'd see in Mexico, at least surely not a few decades ago.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 06, 2021 12:43 PM (OTzUX)
https://is.gd/Q1jdVR
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 12:41 PM (DU+/6)
Some sweaters say "I value being warm ahead of looking sexy."
That is not one of them. You have chosen wisely, dear girl.
Posted by: trev006 at December 06, 2021 12:43 PM (Eqkqm)
I remember when celebrities were texting that they wanted to have sex with the Love Gov and that Andrew would be a fabulous POTUS.
Both the Cuomo brothers tried to capitalize on this, but the nursing home cover-up would not go away. This paved the way for the sexual allegations to come out
Posted by: redridinghood at December 06, 2021 12:44 PM (NpAcC)
I mean, really? We're screwed.
Posted by: Sponge
well, between this and the chick who blew herself a new orifice playing with her pistol...
Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2021 12:44 PM (8erNz)
but the french tends to be the latin with random letters just taken out of the middle. so the french for rotten, pouri, probably does come from "putrido," but then they just randomly took out letters.
Posted by: ace at December 06, 2021 12:44 PM (0G13K)
An old, sickly member of the elite going out for something she doesn't need, in theory risking her left with COVID.
And...the GOPe did NOTHING with it.
Posted by: 18-1
You don't ding your own team.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2021 12:44 PM (uXonU)
_________
Obviously. No non-news person would have standing to object to being raped by one of the Elect.
Posted by: Eeyore at December 06, 2021 12:44 PM (7X3UV)
Posted by: ace at December 06, 2021 12:42 PM (0G13K)
whatever the dialect word for "rotten" was in our fam, I'm sure it had no resemblance at all to standard Italian
Posted by: kallisto at December 06, 2021 12:44 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 06, 2021 12:44 PM (+CF/e)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/489544/
Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2021 12:41 PM
What do you know? Sometimes stupid does hurt!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 06, 2021 12:44 PM (m+jkK)
Wow, that takes me back to college where I had the hots for a girl whose high beams could take your eye out through her coat.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2021 12:45 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: pep at December 06, 2021 12:45 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (03BbD) at December 06, 2021 12:45 PM (03BbD)
grrr
Posted by: kallisto at December 06, 2021 12:42 PM (DJFLF)
Wait - that stuff if still around? I reference it in my new Theda Bara novel, set in 1917. Didn't know they still made it.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 06, 2021 12:45 PM (2JVJo)
>>John Malone... I did not know he supported Trump. And is libertarian. If true CNN is gonna' feel some pain.
If CNN merely moved towards a more neutral tone and reporting they would probably be the cable news leader.
But that's like asking why didn't any of Trumps GOP primary challengers co-opt his positions.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 06, 2021 12:45 PM (nY8BU)
https://is.gd/Q1jdVR
She needs several hours of shared bodily warmth.
Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2021 12:45 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 06, 2021 12:45 PM (jLszb)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 06, 2021 12:43 PM (OTzUX)
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Perhaps not, but a good idea is a good idea.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 06, 2021 12:45 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: ace at December 06, 2021 12:46 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at December 06, 2021 12:46 PM (ytSiK)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 06, 2021 12:46 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 06, 2021 12:46 PM (Z5y5O)
I'm OUTTA HERE!!!
And when he and ALL of you beg me to come back on your FBI-issued baseball-catcher's kneepads, I will retort BUT FIRST YOU WILL ALL BLOW ME!!!!!
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 06, 2021 12:46 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Eeyore at December 06, 2021 12:46 PM (7X3UV)
https://is.gd/Q1jdVR
She needs several hours of shared bodily warmth.
Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2021 12:45 PM (8erNz)
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Show-off....
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 06, 2021 12:46 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 06, 2021 12:46 PM (zc1AC)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 06, 2021 12:45 PM (nY8BU)
I still wonder about that one. 16 other challengers, and they couldn't do that.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 06, 2021 12:47 PM (OgWPc)
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It's a perfect defense. Years ago, a friend oversaw developmentally delayed housing. One client was arrested for arson. The local paper said he was arrested because he knew too much. Savor it, fella. That's the last time you're going to be hearing that.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 06, 2021 12:47 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 06, 2021 12:46 PM (Z5y5O)
"Whoa!"
- - 1980s Performance Artist, The Yam Shooter
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2021 12:47 PM (s2VJv)
So am I. Can't stand that pompous asshole.
Posted by: Jewells45
I'm proud to say I know of him only from other reporting and I've never watched a minute of his act on CNN.
Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2021 12:47 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 06, 2021 12:48 PM (+CF/e)
Of course! If your novel is set in 1917, it was around the time the miners discovered the water, right?
Posted by: kallisto at December 06, 2021 12:48 PM (DJFLF)
You can get Lactase chews/pills so you can go enjoy a 31 flavors bowl on occasion and not feel like crap.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 06, 2021 12:48 PM (sG4Hj)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 06, 2021 12:46 PM (CAJOC)
++++
Heh.
"I once accidentally walked in on my parents when they were having sex. It was the most embarrassing half hour of my life!"
...
"Your mom is a lucky lady."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 12:48 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 06, 2021 12:45 PM (nY8BU)
I still wonder about that one. 16 other challengers, and they couldn't do that.
Groupthink is not just river in Egypt.
Posted by: pep at December 06, 2021 12:48 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: Doof at December 06, 2021 12:40 PM
Please continue punning.
But first, a few words about shop safety...
Posted by: Norm Abram at December 06, 2021 12:48 PM (m+jkK)
Posted by: ace at December 06, 2021 12:48 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: ace
Srsly?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2021 12:48 PM (uXonU)
>>And...the GOPe did NOTHING with it.
The GOP is not in it to advance an agenda, sure they sometimes find themselves in power, but they and the donks know they won't do anything with that power and it's only temporary anyways.
So corporate tax cuts, H1B's and some small ball shit is all the GOP is good for.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 06, 2021 12:49 PM (nY8BU)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 06, 2021 12:49 PM (D8mow)
@JackPosobiec 17m
Sony Vice President fired after getting caught soliciting minor for sex
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 06, 2021 12:49 PM (1t5dY)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
And they're shoving ammo up their ass that their grandfathers might have shoved up their ass.
For God's sake, use something current.
Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2021 12:49 PM (8erNz)
Please continue punning.
But first, a few words about shop safety...
Posted by: Norm Abram
Ogee, do we have to?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 06, 2021 12:49 PM (3l5Yq)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2021 12:50 PM (KZzsI)
Need to watch Network again.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 06, 2021 12:50 PM (+CF/e)
Potatoes, after all, are valuable, useful, tasty and nutritious. And Ron White is a National Treasure, both as a comedian and all around raconteur. Both make our world a better place.
Unlike Stelter, whose closest measure to any actual potato, would be the end result of said potato's journey through one's alimentary plumbing, and the excretion resulting therefrom. And, he fails even in that.
In other words, Stelter ain't worth shit.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 06, 2021 12:50 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: pep at December 06, 2021 12:50 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
Have you SEEN the price of ammo lately? Where else are you going to store it to keep it safe?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2021 12:50 PM (uXonU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 06, 2021 12:51 PM (+CF/e)
Posted by: Doof at December 06, 2021 12:40 PM
Please continue punning.
But first, a few words about shop safety...
Posted by: Norm Abram at December 06, 2021 12:48 PM (m+jkK)
Thanks for looking out for us, Norm! Everyone knows you did all the work on This Old House while Bob Villa was just meeting with people in front of the camera
Posted by: Doof at December 06, 2021 12:51 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2021 12:49 PM (8erNz)
++++
Ready for duty!
Posted by: 240v AC @ 50hz at December 06, 2021 12:51 PM (DU+/6)
These woodworking jokes are plane old triggering me.
Posted by: Zombie Karen Carpenter at December 06, 2021 12:51 PM (dQvv7)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 06, 2021 12:52 PM (nMx88)
If one were to stop a moment and ponder, they might find a consistent pattern here among fellows of a certain political bend.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2021 12:52 PM (KZzsI)
That is not one of them. You have chosen wisely, dear girl.
Posted by: trev006 at December 06, 2021 12:43 PM (Eqkqm)
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Gal I worked with at my last job dressed modestly, heavy sweaters, etc. Unfortunately, or fortunately, depending on your point of view, her figure was such that it was almost the impossible task.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 06, 2021 12:52 PM (zc1AC)
Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2021 12:52 PM (gBahm)
Posted by: Capital Eff at December 06, 2021 12:52 PM (GYllL)
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Make that 57% when they finally jamb* another 30 million aliens in here.
*My contribution to the woodworking puns ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 06, 2021 12:52 PM (WhQNl)
Posted by: Welcome to Wokistan Mutherfuckers at December 06, 2021 12:52 PM (iQWEY)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 06, 2021 12:53 PM (dIpnE)
- - 1980s Performance Artist, The Yam Shooter
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2021 12:47 PM (s2VJv)
Karen Finley? Wow, that brings back memories of Alphabet City.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 06, 2021 12:53 PM (OgWPc)
Posted by: Norm Abram
Ogee, do we have to?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) a
You need a router to staying safe.
Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2021 12:53 PM (8erNz)
That's outrageous, and I'm furious about it.
Oh wait, I don't care.
Posted by: pep at December 06, 2021 12:53 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 06, 2021 12:51 PM
The sabot's going to need to be a little bigger to keep that penetrator centered.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 06, 2021 12:53 PM (m+jkK)
If you have to kiester your ammo, consider starting with smaller calibers first.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2021 12:53 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: MikeM at December 06, 2021 12:53 PM (oTuGd)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2021 12:53 PM (KZzsI)
++++
Why?
Posted by: Don Lemon at December 06, 2021 12:53 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Capital Eff at December 06, 2021 12:54 PM (GYllL)
Malone on CNN: "I would like to see CNN evolve back to the kind of journalism that it started with, and actually have journalists, which would be unique and refreshing"
lmao
If you watch the interview, he mentions "real journalism" about ten times as something CNN could aspire to in future. (Interview is looong - guy is 80, although still sharp). Says Fox has been able to balance journalism and opinion. Implies CNN is just wall-to-wall opinion.
https://tinyurl.com/ydymzync
Posted by: late stage capitalist at December 06, 2021 12:54 PM (6IVLA)
Well, duh - They'll fall out if you don't!
Posted by: pete Buttigieg at December 06, 2021 12:54 PM (gBahm)
Posted by: Capital Eff at December 06, 2021 12:52 PM (GYllL)
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They would have paid $60M a year for Chelsea Clinton or Hunter Biden.
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 06, 2021 12:54 PM (U49B9)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 06, 2021 12:54 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Zombie Karen Carpenter at December 06, 2021 12:51 PM
Noted for the record.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 06, 2021 12:54 PM (m+jkK)
Me too, sorta. But seems the parallel, but even bigger and more disastrous thing, is that when Trump implemented as much of several of the key policies as he could, and they were successful ..... still no GOP support. Perfunctory, a few actual proponents, sure. But overall, a very limp performance. Or worse (border barrier funding, others).
Voters (primary voters in 2016) forced Trump on the GOP. His general election voters forced him on the country. He was the purest example of "will of the people" expressed in high level governance that we've seen in my lifetime. Zero institutional, "cultural", big biz support.
But overcoming the inertia of all that opposition, and the aggressive cluelessness, tribalism, or self-dealing of various factions seems to require a level of intensity even Trump couldn't generate. He should have been a walk-over winner in 2020 (even against an actual opponent, which he really didn't have).
Posted by: rhomboid at December 06, 2021 12:54 PM (OTzUX)
Sandra Fluke + 120mm SABOT round?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 06, 2021 12:51 PM (+CF/e)
Listen all a' y'all...
Posted by: Mike D, MCA and AdRock. at December 06, 2021 12:54 PM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2021 12:55 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: ace
Srsly?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2021 12:48 PM (uXonU)
The Vietnamese must have been damned near Welsh at on point in time.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 06, 2021 12:55 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2021 12:55 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 06, 2021 12:55 PM (+CF/e)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 06, 2021 12:55 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2021 12:49 PM (8erNz)
++++
Ready for duty!
Posted by: 240v AC @ 50hz
I refer to my wife's Tesla (Model 3 Performance, slam your head into the headrest with a tickle of the right pedal) as her Tesla Magic Wand.
Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2021 12:55 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Anna Puma
They keep falling out.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2021 12:55 PM (mD/uy)
***
Hot dog in a hallway...
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 06, 2021 12:56 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 06, 2021 12:56 PM (Ojetd)
Posted by: Anna Puma
I thought the rectal round under discussion was a 6pdr (57mm) AT gun round.
Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2021 12:56 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2021 12:56 PM (CYnTg)
Sandra Fluke + 120mm SABOT round?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 06, 2021 12:51 PM (+CF/e)
Bouncing Betty.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 06, 2021 12:56 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Le Petomane at December 06, 2021 12:57 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: ace
When did we sign up for the Cher school of twatting?
Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 06, 2021 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 06, 2021 12:57 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Welcome to Wokistan Mutherfuckers at December 06, 2021 12:52 PM (iQWEY)
This is a covering action by CNN to prevent Cuomo from moving to MSNBC. A journalistic lapse could have been ignored by MSNBC (e.g. Williams, Brian), but not a sex scandal. They're keeping it private because it's a BS-stretch, but they can still use it to keep top-rated (for CNN) talent from a rival.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 06, 2021 12:57 PM (OgWPc)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2021 12:57 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Boswell at December 06, 2021 12:57 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: bonhomme at December 06, 2021 12:57 PM (sG4Hj)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 06, 2021 12:57 PM (OalnH)
No comment from "Shooter" Alec Baldwin.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 06, 2021 12:58 PM (N39Ws)
Guy with a 57mm anti tank round up his ass
Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2021 12:58 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: pep at December 06, 2021 12:58 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 06, 2021 12:51 PM (+CF/e)
Bouncing Betty.
Posted by: GnuBreed
Valmara SpA. 'When you say Mines...'
Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2021 12:58 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Zombie Karen Carpenter at December 06, 2021 12:51 PM
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Noted for the record.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 06, 2021 12:54 PM (m+jkK)
We need to route them out with a dovetail to prevent easy assembly.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 06, 2021 12:58 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2021 12:41 PM (s2VJv)
**********
This^^^^
Posted by: redridinghood at December 06, 2021 12:58 PM (NpAcC)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/489544/
Posted by: steevy
One in a million shot, doc!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 06, 2021 12:59 PM (FVME7)
The Cuomos being taken out mirrors the story this morning about the Clinton crime family no longer raking in the dough-ray-me.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2021 12:59 PM (s2VJv)
Biden was recently filmed doing Christmas shopping in a store exclusively opened for him and his entourage. Think any of them were wearing masks? No. Their shrieky panic is just an act for the peasants. They themselves have never been serious about the Coof.
Posted by: Cheri at December 06, 2021 12:59 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2021 12:59 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 06, 2021 12:59 PM (dfRN6)
>>I'm on the fence about the whole thing.
I am filing them away for future reference.
Posted by: late stage capitalist at December 06, 2021 12:59 PM (6IVLA)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 06, 2021 12:59 PM (+CF/e)
Posted by: JEM
Rectal Round did a bang up job opening for Gun Boys in '87 at the Skokie Polka Festival.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2021 12:59 PM (uXonU)
Well, duh - They'll fall out if you don't!
Posted by: pete Buttigieg at December 06, 2021 12:54 PM (gBahm)
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We're gonna need common-sense keister holster control, especially for Incontinent Joe.
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 06, 2021 12:59 PM (U49B9)
That's outrageous, and I'm furious about it.
Oh wait, I don't care.
Posted by: pep at December 06, 2021 12:53
Ditto. Well aaackshuallllly, it makes me laugh.
Posted by: LASue at December 06, 2021 12:59 PM (Ed8Zd)
That's overcomplicating it. Jarrett put out a burn notice on the Cuomo family. It got Andrew first, but they eventually stray voltaged enough to get Chris too.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 06, 2021 01:00 PM (y+iNp)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2021 12:57 PM (KZzsI)
Those stupid bastards were already heirs to a political machine, they just were too damned Fredo-ey to realize that the machine only works if no one knows it's there. That is, unless you actually have the meatballs to Arkancide a bitch or two.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 06, 2021 01:00 PM (/EuRN)
Same with those rat tunnels.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 06, 2021 01:00 PM (sG4Hj)
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That's because Baldwin closed/deleted his twatter account, I assume due to incessant trolling.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 06, 2021 01:00 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2021 01:00 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: late stage capitalist at December 06, 2021 12:59 PM (6IVLA)
Don't be a bastard about it...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 06, 2021 01:00 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 06, 2021 12:52 PM (nMx8
I identify as a Woman of Color.
Posted by: Hochul, High Priestess of Moloch at December 06, 2021 01:01 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Ian S. at December 06, 2021 01:00 PM (y+iNp).
Why? Would Jarrett be protecting Knees Up?
Posted by: LASue at December 06, 2021 01:01 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 06, 2021 01:01 PM (Ojetd)
Rectal Round did a bang up job opening for Gun Boys in '87 at the Skokie Polka Festival.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2021 12:59 PM (uXonU)
I saw Rectal Round open for Kim Kardashian live at the Donkey Show
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 06, 2021 01:01 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 06, 2021 01:02 PM (+CF/e)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 06, 2021 01:00 PM (BgMrQ)
You rat, tail it out of here...
Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2021 01:02 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Anna Puma
The Swedish Prime Minister won office with zero prior elected experience. So what's he doing now?
Assembling his cabinet.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2021 01:02 PM (uXonU)
The Cuomos were trying to build their own machine to challenge Clinton Inc and Kalorama. Kalorama couldn't allow that
Posted by: Ian S. at December 06, 2021 01:02 PM (y+iNp)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2021 12:41 PM (s2VJv)
Yup. As discussed in the morning report, how interesting that some grope-a-dope is a heinous sin but killing 15,000 senior citizens and covering up for it is a nothingburger.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 06, 2021 01:02 PM (bWyp6)
Tweet:
The fact that Gender Studies graduates cannot land a decent job after college is a testimony to how much of a failure of a system that capitalism is.
Reply:
Maybe (just maybe) someone who studies gender for four years and still can't tell the difference between men and women doesn't inspire confidence in employers.
Which is pretty fun but... that first guy who claims to be a lawyer has given us a very great reveal on the mindset of the left. Capitalism isn't a failure because it doesn't work economically, but because it doesn't fit how they want the world to look and work. Others can see that they are being crazy and ranting against reality, but they think its evil systems preventing their crazy from succeeding.
It shows their response to the lunacy they live when it crashes into the brick wall of reality. The problem isn't their thoughts or worldview, its not that they could be wrong, its some oppressive system that gets in the way.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2021 01:03 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: late stage capitalist at December 06, 2021 12:54 PM
Isn't CNN the same network which covered up Saddam Hussein's atrocities for decades just so Saddam would continue to allow them access to Iraq? Is that the type of journalism to which they want to return?
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 06, 2021 01:03 PM (Do5/p)
That's outrageous, and I'm furious about it.
___
Same with Hollywood. If you are a white male actor looking for TV commercial work, you may as well look for another line of work. And slowly but surely every movie and TV show is going to a 60-70% non-white, non-male cast. The token is the white male these days.
Hollywood lurves its diversity, so have at it.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 06, 2021 01:04 PM (OalnH)
The name reminds me that I ran into a very smug gentleman yesterday, who was ever so excited to have been "invited" to a fund raiser for Kathy.
He was positively giddy as he straightened his bow tie...
I truly had to bite my tongue so as to not make some snarky comment.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 06, 2021 01:04 PM (BgMrQ)
https://tinyurl.com/2mwtrybc
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 06, 2021 01:04 PM (jLszb)
https://youtu.be/Gp_fAmAyxfU
He's pulled together a few things you might not already know.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 06, 2021 01:04 PM (sG4Hj)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 06, 2021 01:01 PM
You sure it wasn't the other way around?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 06, 2021 01:04 PM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 06, 2021 01:05 PM (XSRBF)
He was building a rival political machine, can't have that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2021 01:05 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Anna Puma
The Swedish Prime Minister won office with zero prior elected experience. So what's he doing now?
Assembling his cabinet.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2021 01:02 PM (uXonU)
Hope his drill has the 'righty tighty' direction. Otherwise the camlocks won't engage.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 06, 2021 01:05 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 06, 2021 01:05 PM (XSRBF)
So, is MSLSD still angling for him or is that part of theory shot to hell?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2021 01:06 PM (s2VJv)
This year's Kentucky Derby first-place finisher Medina Spirit collapsed and died after a workout at Santa Anita Park on Monday morning, the California Horse Racing Board's Equine Medical Director Jeff Blea confirmed.
Posted by: SMOD at December 06, 2021 01:06 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: wth at December 06, 2021 01:06 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 06, 2021 01:06 PM (BgMrQ)
Oh wait wrong type of cabinet right?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 06, 2021 01:06 PM (+CF/e)
Posted by: wth at December 06, 2021 01:07 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 06, 2021 01:01 PM
You sure it wasn't the other way around?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 06, 2021 01:04 PM (m+jkK)
"We saw that one too."
- - Johnny Ola, Senator Geary and @REALFredocuomo
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2021 01:07 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Anna Puma
The Swedish Prime Minister won office with zero prior elected experience. So what's he doing now?
Assembling his cabinet.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2021 01:02 PM (uXonU)
Hope his drill has the 'righty tighty' direction. Otherwise the camlocks won't engage.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 06, 2021 01:05 PM (IJES/)
Hey Donna....*holds up Ikea product.
Posted by: Mainah at December 06, 2021 01:07 PM (B+qrE)
They were bad, but they weren't nearly as bad a they are now. They were actually a fairly good news source for years in the 90s. Yes, they were doing shady things for "access" and not always great journalists, but no worse than anyone else at the time.
It would not take much for CNN to be a hell of a lot better business. They've become such a ridiculous clown show of incompetence and flat out propaganda its stunning to behold. Even their Desert Storm coverage was miles better than now, Peter Arnett playing spokesman for the enemy and all.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2021 01:07 PM (KZzsI)
This year's Kentucky Derby first-place finisher Medina Spirit collapsed and died after a workout at Santa Anita Park on Monday morning, the California Horse Racing Board's Equine Medical Director Jeff Blea confirmed.
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Should have been using Ivermectin after its clot-shots!
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 06, 2021 01:07 PM (UHVv4)
https://tinyurl.com/2mwtrybc
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 06, 2021 01:04 PM (jLszb)
++++
"Rod Rosenstein is a double-secret white hat" has always been a preposterous notion.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 01:07 PM (DU+/6)
This year's Kentucky Derby first-place finisher Medina Spirit collapsed and died after a workout at Santa Anita Park on Monday morning, the California Horse Racing Board's Equine Medical Director Jeff Blea confirmed.
Posted by: SMOD at December 06, 2021 01:06 PM (RHGPo)
Musta got a booster shot.
Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 06, 2021 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: wth at December 06, 2021 01:07 PM (v0R5T)
This year's Kentucky Derby first-place finisher Medina Spirit collapsed and died after a workout at Santa Anita Park on Monday morning, the California Horse Racing Board's Equine Medical Director Jeff Blea confirmed.
Posted by: SMOD
Drugs are bad, m'kay?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2021 01:07 PM (uXonU)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 06, 2021 01:08 PM (Ojetd)
#weaksauce
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 06, 2021 01:06 PM (BgMrQ)
Buttermilk biscuit joinery. FTW
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 06, 2021 01:08 PM (IJES/)
https://tinyurl.com/ykenkkv3
Luxembourg
Posted by: kallisto at December 06, 2021 01:08 PM (DJFLF)
That theory was always dumb, with apologies to Ace. The burn notice on the Cuomos is from Kalorama. No lefty TV network will defy it.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 06, 2021 01:08 PM (y+iNp)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2021 01:08 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 06, 2021 01:08 PM (Ojetd)
++++
Plus, Harris has the unwavering backing of Big Tech. She is their creature as much as she is Jarrett's.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 01:08 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 06, 2021 01:08 PM (IJES/)
***a nod in your direction sir***
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 06, 2021 01:09 PM (BgMrQ)
Bulletboys - Smooth Up In Ya
https://youtu.be/ziL2FyIg1_I
Posted by: Doof at December 06, 2021 01:09 PM (mZUr4)
This year's Kentucky Derby first-place finisher Medina Spirit collapsed and died after a workout at Santa Anita Park on Monday morning, the California Horse Racing Board's Equine Medical Director Jeff Blea confirmed.
------------------------
Should have been using Ivermectin after its clot-shots!
Posted by: andycanuck
Can we get some pony paste over here? Stat!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2021 01:09 PM (uXonU)
That theory was always dumb, with apologies to Ace. The burn notice on the Cuomos is from Kalorama. No lefty TV network will defy it.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 06, 2021 01:08 PM (y+iNp)
"Hold our Foster's!"
- - Murdoch's Momzers
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2021 01:09 PM (s2VJv)
The fact that Gender Studies graduates cannot land a decent job after college is a testimony to how much of a failure of a system that capitalism is.
Reply:
Maybe (just maybe) someone who studies gender for four years and still can't tell the difference between men and women doesn't inspire confidence in employers.
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They're in real trouble. I see that some Starbucks are going robot.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 06, 2021 01:10 PM (FVME7)
De Blasio, whose mayoralty ends at the stroke of midnight on New Year's Eve, declared making vaccines compulsory for private businesses a "preemptive strike" against an expected surge in COVID infections this winter amid the emergence of the Omicron variant.
"We're going to announce a first-in-the-nation measure," de Blasio said on MSNBC's "Morning Joe." Hizzoner added that the mandate is aimed at "maximizing vaccination quickly, so we can get ahead of Omicron and all the other challenges we're facing right now."
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 06, 2021 01:10 PM (UHVv4)
Tweet:
The fact that Gender Studies graduates cannot land a decent job after college is a testimony to how much of a failure of a system that capitalism is.
I would suggest that as proof capitalism works perfectly at weeding out parasites from paying jobs.
Besides, what possible occupation does gender studies lend itself to, apart from barista?
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 06, 2021 01:10 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2021 01:11 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2021 01:11 PM (KZzsI)
Yeah, horses can get covid. Neigh-bor of mine was freaked out.
We'll never know proximity to getting the jab, though. Prior animal studies in covid type vaccines had to be halted because the results were so bad for animals they didn't proceed to human.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 06, 2021 01:11 PM (dQvv7)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 06, 2021 01:10 PM (FVME7)
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As is inevitable. All those "friends of labor" and "champions of the working man" refuse to acknowledge (or are too stupid to understand) that their policies of continuous capital price repression and liquidity-injection games can serve only to further suppress the relative value of labor vs. capital and thus will necessarily compress wages and increase unemployment.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 01:11 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 06, 2021 01:05 PM (XSRBF)
The Oligarch Cold War is real, yo
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 06, 2021 01:11 PM (V6f9+)
It would not take much for CNN to be a hell of a lot better business. They've become such a ridiculous clown show of incompetence and flat out propaganda its stunning to behold. Even their Desert Storm coverage was miles better than now, Peter Arnett playing spokesman for the enemy and all.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2021 01:07 PM (KZzsI)
Remember Charles Jaco?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNcN7vXf7Qs
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 06, 2021 01:11 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2021 01:12 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 06, 2021 01:12 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2021 01:11 PM (63Dwl)
CLOCK-STOPPAH.......ON!!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 06, 2021 01:12 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 06, 2021 01:12 PM (Ojetd)
If I were Eric Adams, I would hold a press conference and declare this repealed as of 12:00:01AM 1/1/22.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2021 01:12 PM (s2VJv)
The fact that Gender Studies graduates cannot land a decent job after college is a testimony to how much of a failure of a system that capitalism is.
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Maybe (just maybe) someone who studies gender for four years and still can't tell the difference between men and women doesn't inspire confidence in employers.
I thought gender studies was a 6 years program with a residency in a mental hospital.
Posted by: Roy at December 06, 2021 01:12 PM (FONQx)
Perhaps in the short term. But in a world where Brian Williams and Keith Olbermann can keep getting gainfully employed in the media industry, anything is possible.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 06, 2021 01:12 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard
That would be a new angle.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2021 12:29 PM
Joinery puns...I miter known.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 06, 2021 12:31 PM (m+jkK)
Nailed it!
Can we find a router way out of here?
Posted by: Bonecrusher at December 06, 2021 01:13 PM (JNTt1)
"reassuring data on RARE myocarditis after covid-19 vaxxination"
"the benefits of vaxxinating kids against covid FAR OUTWEIGH the risks of myocarditis" [with a picture of the child and vaxxster both masked]
"most young people RECOVER QUICKLY from myocarditis sided effect of covid-19 vaxxine" [except for the one who DIED, ooopsie! and myocarditis is the *only* side effect, right?]
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 06, 2021 01:13 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Erik in Texas at December 06, 2021 01:13 PM (2siSk)
Posted by: liveral arts major angling for a job at December 06, 2021 01:13 PM (mvtaG)
Posted by: Northernlurker
Escort.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2021 01:13 PM (uXonU)
Now this is a guy
https://notthebee.com/article/bomb-squad-called-to-
uk-hospital-after-man-gets-wwii-mortar-stuck-in-his-
rectum
(remove extra spaces)
Posted by: naturalfake at December 06, 2021 01:13 PM (OMayC)
Remember Charles Jaco?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNcN7vXf7Qs
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 06, 2021 01:11 PM (n+4am)
Totally a set with a fan blowing.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 06, 2021 01:13 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 06, 2021 01:13 PM (vuisn)
Haven't gotten to "Could not get into her pants" yet. Haven't reached the end yet, though.
Posted by: t-bird at December 06, 2021 01:13 PM (1vynn)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 06, 2021 01:12 PM (Ojetd)
That's the smart money. Black, broad and commie.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2021 01:13 PM (s2VJv)
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I saw what you did there!
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 06, 2021 01:14 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 06, 2021 01:10 PM (eGTCV)
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College professor. Journalist. Teacher. Government agent. HR representative. Political officer. Lobbyist. Etc.
The list is quite lengthy, really.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 01:14 PM (DU+/6)
@rebel19
My memoir Surviving the White Gaze, which came out earlier this year, is not just my story about the enduring trauma of being adopted into a white family, but an excavation of the chillingly foundational dynamic of transracial adoption in America.
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Yeah, a dilation and curettage would have been kinder.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 06, 2021 01:14 PM (FVME7)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNcN7vXf7Qs
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 06, 2021 01:11 PM (n+4am)
Totally a set with a fan blowing.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 06, 2021 01:13 PM (IJES/)
The videos from a rooftop, where he showed patriot launches was of my battery.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 06, 2021 01:14 PM (IJES/)
.....
The name reminds me that I ran into a very smug gentleman yesterday, who was ever so excited to have been "invited" to a fund raiser for Kathy.
He was positively giddy as he straightened his bow tie...
I truly had to bite my tongue so as to not make some snarky comment.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 06, 2021 01:04 PM (BgMrQ)
Was the smug gentleman George Will?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 06, 2021 01:14 PM (llON8)
Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2021 01:14 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 06, 2021 01:14 PM (iDcra)
Besides, what possible occupation does gender studies lend itself to, apart from barista?
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 06, 2021 01:10 PM (eGTCV)
Where they can do the most possible damage, like in HR.
The problem is that there are a limited amount of HR positions to use to corrupt institutions and corpos, so as of right now the supply greatly exceeds the demand.
Posted by: Thrawn at December 06, 2021 01:15 PM (Rl7KJ)
My memoir Surviving the White Gaze, which came out earlier this year, is not just my story about the enduring trauma of being adopted into a white family, but an excavation of the chillingly foundational dynamic of transracial adoption in America. ...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 06, 2021 01:14 PM (FVME7)
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I hope her parents cut her out of their will.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 01:15 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 06, 2021 01:15 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 06, 2021 01:15 PM (m+jkK)
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I saw what you did there!
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 06, 2021 01:14 PM (UHVv
Heh...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 06, 2021 01:15 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2021 01:14 PM (CYnTg)
I thought maybe, just maybe, he might be semi-normal vis a vis being anti-defund the po-po. Oh well, he screws himself over with this big time.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2021 01:15 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: REDACTED at December 06, 2021 01:16 PM (us2H3)
Shorter version: I hate white people AND ESPECIALLY YOU, DADDY!!!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2021 01:16 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: SMOD at December 06, 2021 01:06 PM (RHGPo)
Instead of barbecue, the mourners can have Funky Cold Medina.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2021 01:16 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Catherine--who generally doesn't curse. at December 06, 2021 01:16 PM (YMrAv)
Posted by: spindrift at December 06, 2021 01:17 PM (h5TKJ)
she calls them mostly piecemeal protest
Posted by: REDACTED at December 06, 2021 01:16 PM (us2H3)
Isn't "smash and grab" the story of the Cuomo pick-up technique with dames?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2021 01:17 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Northernlurker
Escort.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2021 01:13 PM (uXonU)
Oh, God, no...
It's bad enough having man-hating civilians, we don't need the pros drinking that poison.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 06, 2021 01:17 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 06, 2021 01:14 PM (llON
No...but just as insufferable.
Who the fuck wants to waste a Sunday like that...and for her.
***shiver***
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 06, 2021 01:17 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 06, 2021 01:17 PM (UHVv4)
1) WTF kind of babble is this?
B) So we should just continue aborting those babies of color instead of giving them loving homes, is that what you're saying?
(iii) If B above is incorrect, how is it that POCs aren't stepping up to adopt these kids if it's such a crisis?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 06, 2021 01:18 PM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 06, 2021 01:13 PM
I read recently that 50% of young who get myocarditis die within 5 years. So sure, they may "recover quickly" in the short term. Long term, 50-50 chance they die.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 06, 2021 01:19 PM (Do5/p)
.......
It's all fun and games until somebody steals her bridle.
Posted by: wth at December 06, 2021 01:20 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 06, 2021 01:14 PM (iDcra)
Send it back. Damaged goods.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2021 01:22 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: pj at December 06, 2021 01:22 PM (G1dq6)
There have been a number of zoo animals that have died after being given the clot shot. I think it is safe to presume the same here.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 06, 2021 01:24 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 06, 2021 01:26 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 06, 2021 01:19 PM
COVID - 0.001% chance of death for children - FREAKOUT!
COVID-19 "vaccine" - 1%? 10%? chance of myocarditis - *yawn*
Myocarditis - 50% chance of death within 5 years - *yawn*
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 06, 2021 01:27 PM (Do5/p)
https://tinyurl.com/ykenkkv3
Luxembourg
Posted by: kallisto at December 06, 2021 01:08 PM (DJFLF)
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Insurrectionists! Domestic terrorists! This is what school board meetings will look like if the FBI doesn't help!
Posted by: Merrick Garland at December 06, 2021 01:30 PM (jLszb)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
I've read that their Winters are pretty brutal. When you house is made of mud and spit.....life gets pretty hard very quickly.
Posted by: Cheri at December 06, 2021 01:31 PM (oiNtH)
Check the firing announcement again.
CNN declares they contacted a lawyer before sending Fredo out fishing.
Why would they do that other than to be sure they were safe from being dragged under by Fredo as he sank?
CNN has been operating on a CYA basis the whole time.
Posted by: Sam at December 06, 2021 01:34 PM (ohyxL)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 06, 2021 01:51 PM (BPuaD)
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