The Morning Rant

"GREETINGS, FELLOW RIGHT-WINGERS"
This weekend, a group of several hundred calling itself "Patriot Front" paraded around Washington DC very conspiciously. The marchers all had their faces covered in the same way, all appeared to be about the same age (20 something), all carrying the same upside-down American flag, the same round plastic shields and similar tactical gear. And then, after the march was over, the marchers were spotted getting into U-Haul trucks and driven away.

The social media account that first posted the video of the march that first went viral as a warning suddenly switched and claimed to be a 'Patriot Front' before being suspended by Twitter. Also, the account was created sometime in November. My guess, late November.

Every conservative on social media is saying "What is this 'Pstriot Front'? I've never heard of them before today." The marchers look like this:

...which reminds me of this photo of totally authentic conservatives:

In other words, very much like participants in yet another FBI false flag operation.

And you know who wasn't there? Antifa. If this were a Proud Boys or Patriot Prayer march, Antifa/black bloc would have shown up in force and done their best to turn it into a street brawl complete with bear spray, fireworks, baseball bats, and Molotov cocktails.

But Antifa apparently took the night off. Hmmm, I wonder why.

Can the feds be any more ineptly obvious? I mean, holy crap, if I wanted to present an image of a scary right-wing "insurrection"-type group in order to frighten ignorant and easily duped progressives who never leave their impermeable bubbles, it would be these guys.

In other words, this is the most obvious false flag operation the feds have ever done. You know, they've done this so many times, you'd think they'd be good at it by now.

So it looks like the feds are just trying to burn off their excess funds so their budget won't be downsized next fiscal year. Either that or it's another Lincoln Project field trip.

You Don't Say:

A Play In 5 Acts:

...And Here's Act 6:

Strong Contender For Dumb Tweet Of The Year, 2021:

Narrator: The Article Doesn't Actually Have Any Proof

How To Spot A Parent Who Watches CNN All Day:

Some Serious Projection Going On Here:

If DeSantis Were Emperor, I'd Pay To Live Here:

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Who Dis:

Photo 2 (elbows!)
Photo 3
Photo 4 (leggy!)
Photo 5
Photo 6 (leggy!)
Photo 7

For the 'Ettes:

Photo 2
Photo 3
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Photo 5

Friday Who Dis: According to the Valor Guardians blog, our Friday 'who dis' lovely Chris Noel was (and is) quite a remarkable woman:

Chris Noel was a Hollywood sex symbol who became a Vietnam War icon. She was a model who turned actress – who then turned to entertaining the troops in Vietnam. Noel worked on the Armed Forces Radio And Television Service. Her program “A Date With Chris” made her fondly known by vets as “the voice of a California dream girl” by many Viet vets – while her pin up pics were very popular with the troops.

Noel entertained four tours of Vietnam...For her work, she received the Distinguished Vietnam Veteran award in 1984 from the Veterans Network.

Also, according to her bio on imdb, her helicopter was shot down twice in Vietnam while she was on tour singing and entertaining troops. She was considered so popular and influential that the Viet Cong placed a $10,000 bounty on her head.

Oh, and her male counterpart is the supporting actor John Saxon, who in his career appeared in over 200 films. He is perhaps best known for his role as Roper opposite Bruce Lee in the martial arts classic Enter the Dragon. He appeared with Ms. Noel in the 1968 sex comedy For Singles Only.

Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Tomahawk Steak:

(h/t Jean Georges Steakhouse, Las Vegas, NV)

Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:12 AM

Comments

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1 I suspect that is Irish McCalla!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 06, 2021 11:14 AM (txdEq)

2 Contentus Maximus!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 06, 2021 11:14 AM (axyOa)

3 The guy is Steve Something -- can't remember the last name, but he was in White Heat w/ Cagney, I think.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 06, 2021 11:15 AM (txdEq)

4 No idea on who dis.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 06, 2021 11:15 AM (kTF2Z)

5 Patriot Front? It's a put-on.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at December 06, 2021 11:15 AM (uhPTO)

6 The "OnlyFeds" meme is top-notch.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 11:16 AM (DU+/6)

7 well I had to read the content.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 06, 2021 11:16 AM (trdmm)

8 You could say that Irish McCalla was the Lucy Lawless of her day!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 06, 2021 11:16 AM (txdEq)

9 1 I suspect that is Irish McCalla!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 06, 2021 11:14 AM (txdEq)

You suspect correctly!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 06, 2021 11:16 AM (BH+AB)

10 I remembered -- Steve Cochran!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 06, 2021 11:16 AM (txdEq)

11 I love how the costumes look like they came fresh off the Walmart clearance rack. Probably got a good deal buying in bulk.

Posted by: Corona-exile lost in spaces at December 06, 2021 11:17 AM (3wNhr)

12 I read the content. No idea about the Who Dis. Would definitely live in DeSantosLand.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at December 06, 2021 11:17 AM (JVQFp)

13 And CNN's caboose on the inflation headline train is really just wonderful. No one quite matches CNN's penchant for telling outright lies that are perfect inversions of reality. They are the best at something, and it's that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 11:17 AM (DU+/6)

14 Those Patriot Front people look like the definition of NPCs.

Oh and is Joy Behar really retarded?

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 06, 2021 11:17 AM (eGTCV)

15 Dang.
Jane got gams!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 06, 2021 11:18 AM (axyOa)

16 "In other words, this is the most obvious false flag operation the feds have ever done. You know, they've done this so many times, you'd think they'd be good at it by now."

The one thing we've got going for us: their congenital ineptitude.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 06, 2021 11:18 AM (H8QX8)

17 I want a tomahawk steak...I got a bowl of oatmeal...a bowl of instant oatmeal.

Posted by: BignJames at December 06, 2021 11:18 AM (AwYPR)

18 The "Patriot Front" feds are like Antifa in photo-negative.

I shall call them "Blandtifa."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 11:18 AM (DU+/6)

19 I read that as the George Kessel steakhouse.

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 06, 2021 11:18 AM (mNhhD)

20 given how many different people post here from so many different places around this country, you'd think that there would be at least ONE person here who had heard of this "Patriot Front" before they popped out of nowhere this weekend.

But Nope!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 06, 2021 11:18 AM (trdmm)

21 The idea that all conservatives or patriots dress exactly the same -- like Antifa -- is hilarious.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 06, 2021 11:19 AM (H8QX8)

22 Irish McCalla, eh?

**looks her up**

Oh, she was Sheena, Queen of the Jungle.

Photo 5 makes her look like the evil alien queen in some 50s schlock horror movie. Very Ed Wood.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 06, 2021 11:19 AM (2JVJo)

23 Could have been 3rd. That'll teach me.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 06, 2021 11:20 AM (IJES/)

24 Mmmmm..... tomahawk steak....

Family's got reservations at Morton's on Christmas night. I'mma go with the bone-in ribeye, methinks.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at December 06, 2021 11:20 AM (JVQFp)

25 George Jessel.

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 06, 2021 11:20 AM (mNhhD)

26 Oh, it's a front alright.

Posted by: Mainah at December 06, 2021 11:20 AM (B+qrE)

27 IT IS TRUE PATRIOT FRONT IS REAL AND I WAS THERE! By Not A Fed.

Posted by: Corona-exile lost in spaces at December 06, 2021 11:20 AM (3wNhr)

28 It's an eminence front, it's a put on.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2021 11:20 AM (ZLI7S)

29 I actually did recognize Irish -- so incredible.

And yeah, glowies all the way down.

Posted by: acethepug at December 06, 2021 11:20 AM (pgqW6)

30 Family's got reservations at Morton's on Christmas night. I'mma go with the bone-in ribeye, methinks.
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at December 06, 2021 11:20 AM (JVQFp)
++++
The two best "rich guy foods" are:
1. Ribeye steaks. Pair with cognac for best results.
2. Seared tuna steaks. Pair with wine for best results.

Beware of gout in either case.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 11:21 AM (DU+/6)

31 Cochran looked to be close to 6' tall and had a dark dangerous air. Yet Cagney's insane robber Cody Jarrett made Cochran's character look like a wimp by comparison -- yet another reason why White Heat remains the greatest cops-and-robbers movie ever made.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 06, 2021 11:21 AM (txdEq)

32 I'm not so sure about the PF. They have been out and about for at least a couple years. They were in Portland fighting with the antifa losers back when that was a thing. They are provoking the right people (media and antifa larpers) and the cops actually harrassed them when they left. Would appreciate some more investigation.

Posted by: Salty Alaskan at December 06, 2021 11:21 AM (UakLg)

33 Leaked video of the Patriot Front preparing for their D.C. march.

https://bit.ly/3rByTjj

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 06, 2021 11:21 AM (FVME7)

34 >A Play In 5 Acts

A good illustration of the Law of Merited Impossibility

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 06, 2021 11:21 AM (cSs/W)

35 Joy Behar: Conservatives 'Do Not
Understand The Reality Of What
Happens When You Have Sex'

Joy, anal - no baby. Swallow - no baby.
Have unprotected sex - possibility of pregnancy.

This ain't hard.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2021 11:21 AM (uXonU)

36 What's with the knee pads? *cough*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2021 11:21 AM (ptqGC)

37 10 I remembered -- Steve Cochran!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 06, 2021 11:16 AM (txdEq)

How he died is kind of creepy:

In 1965, Steve hired an assortment of ladies for an "all-girl crew" to accompany him on a boating trip to check out locations for an upcoming film he was to produce and star in entitled "Captain O'Flynn." Leaving Acapulco on June 3rd, the boat encountered extremely stormy weather and Steve's health, which was not good in the first place (He took ill while filming Mozambique and failed to see a doctor.), quickly took a turn for the worst. He died of an acute lung infection and was dead for nearly a week when his drifting schooner and the girls (one of whom was several years under-age) were rescued from the ocean near Guatemala on June 21st. A fitting if not troubling end for the one-time he-man Hollywood star.

Eew.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 06, 2021 11:21 AM (BH+AB)

38 Patriot Front? It's a put-on.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor

Come and join the party,
dressed to kill. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2021 11:21 AM (mD/uy)

39
Oh and is Joy Behar really retarded?
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 06, 2021 11:17 AM (eGTCV)

Yes

Posted by: Inogame X-State Lines at December 06, 2021 11:22 AM (53oGX)

40 >>What's with the knee pads? *cough*

Well Jane, when a woman wants to be senator very badly ......

Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2021 11:22 AM (ZLI7S)

41 Hello there fellow insurrectionists. Would you like to overthrow the government today?

Sign up for our newsletter...

It's really that obvious.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 06, 2021 11:23 AM (BFigT)

42 35 Joy Behar: Conservatives 'Do Not
Understand The Reality Of What
Happens When You Have Sex'

I suppose she might be faking her ignorance about conservatives but she truly is stupid and ignorant.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 06, 2021 11:23 AM (eGTCV)

43 The idea that all conservatives or patriots dress exactly the same -- like Antifa -- is hilarious.
Posted by: Ordinary American

The only thing that might, MIGHT be the same, would be blue jeans. And they would be various shades of blue.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2021 11:23 AM (uXonU)

44
I live near Margaritaville!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 06, 2021 11:24 AM (Otbg7)

45 Joy Behar: Conservatives 'Do Not Understand The Reality Of What Happens When You Have Sex' ...
Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2021 11:21 AM (uXonU)
++++
I assume this is an abortion thing? Oy vey.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 11:24 AM (DU+/6)

46 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 06, 2021 11:24 AM (Zz0t1)

47 That picture of True Patriot Front is positively glowing.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 06, 2021 11:25 AM (nRMeC)

48 Wont be hard to figure out who these idiots are. Over the next couple of weeks, some are going to be wearing the hats or the jackets. Just follow them and see how long it takes to get to the Hoover building.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 06, 2021 11:25 AM (axyOa)

49 >Those Patriot Front people look like the definition of NPCs.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 06, 2021 11:17 AM (eGTCV)

"I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took a soy latte to the knee."

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 06, 2021 11:25 AM (cSs/W)

50 "Hello fellow insurrectionists! Where's the next cross burning?"

Patriot Feds

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2021 11:25 AM (ptqGC)

51 Anytime Joy Behar posts anything the only reply should be asking her about dressing in blackface.
This should happen until she stops posting.

Posted by: Inogame X-State Lines at December 06, 2021 11:25 AM (53oGX)

52 Definitely hope the Desantite Empire becomes a thing, and I hope the empire send forces north to capture the fertile southern Indiana plain...

Posted by: Theskepticalschnauzer aka Lonebadger at December 06, 2021 11:25 AM (h+7ej)

53 When people say good morning to Joy Behar do they say good morning you ignorant bitch?

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 06, 2021 11:25 AM (eGTCV)

54 Joy Behar: Conservatives 'Do Not Understand The Reality Of What Happens When You Have Sex' ...

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2021 11:21 AM (uXonU)
++++
I assume this is an abortion thing? Oy vey.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 11:24 AM (DU+/6)

I'd bet Joy "only knows what she's read".

Posted by: BignJames at December 06, 2021 11:25 AM (AwYPR)

55 The patriot front picture looks like it was done in a SNL skit, back when they still had a sense of humor.

Posted by: Roy at December 06, 2021 11:26 AM (FONQx)

56 >> Joy Behar: Conservatives 'Do Not Understand The Reality Of What Happens When You Have Sex' ...

First comes the Vomitting.

Then. The Shame.

Posted by: Mr Behar at December 06, 2021 11:26 AM (EV3a2)

57 >>Wont be hard to figure out who these idiots are. Over the next couple of weeks, some are going to be wearing the hats or the jackets. Just follow them and see how long it takes to get to the Hoover building.

Or just find out who rented all the U-Hauls.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2021 11:26 AM (ZLI7S)

58 If you ask "why do i need a gun like this?", you don't.

If you ask "why do you need a gun like this?", I do.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 06, 2021 11:26 AM (6FeV1)

59 13 And CNN's caboose on the inflation headline train is really just wonderful. No one quite matches CNN's penchant for telling outright lies that are perfect inversions of reality. They are the best at something, and it's that.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 11:17 AM (DU+/6)

All the financial news outlets and magazines have gone full-woke into the toilet. There was a time when there was a 90% chance someone working in the financial media was a right-leaning capitalist. Forbes used to be a bastion of pro-growth, Reaganesque capitalism. Now, possibly the only one still out there is Investors Business Daily. They are all-in on ESG, as well as MMT and any other leftist flavor-of-the-month. It's pathetic.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 06, 2021 11:26 AM (OgWPc)

60 Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Tomahawk Steak

* imitates drooling Homer Simpson *

Posted by: Doof at December 06, 2021 11:26 AM (mZUr4)

61 Peoples liberation front of Judea.

The Judean front of liberated people

Liberation front of Judean people

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 06, 2021 11:26 AM (t3/qz)

62 Where did they get all those white shin pads?

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 06, 2021 11:27 AM (eGTCV)

63 Does anyone else long for the day when a scumbag like Darryl Brooks would have had that rat's nest shaved off his ugly head?

Posted by: leber at December 06, 2021 11:27 AM (2tSCa)

64 I did not know that Cochran lived into the Sixties. I saw him on an Untouchables episode just this weekend, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 06, 2021 11:27 AM (txdEq)

65 Joy Behar: Conservatives 'Do Not
Understand The Reality Of What
Happens When You Have Sex'

That lady is a fucking idiot.

Posted by: Lenny, that wants a rabbit at December 06, 2021 11:27 AM (uhPTO)

66 Maybe the patriot front marchers are robots.

Posted by: zmdavid at December 06, 2021 11:28 AM (xqRaG)

67 Who funded them? Those clothes are all brand new. I guess it was bring your own sunglasses and underpants day, though.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 06, 2021 11:28 AM (t3/qz)

68 THat second Leggy photo....

Rawr.

Bring on the SnuSnu.

Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2021 11:28 AM (EV3a2)

69 Steve Cochran was another old time Hollywood " bad boy" that derailed his career

Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2021 11:28 AM (CYnTg)

70 WRT Darrel Brooks feeling dehumanized, someone on Twitter replied to that story with "Duh, the media keeps claiming he's a car".

Posted by: Ian S. at December 06, 2021 11:29 AM (XqF2e)

71
both of those photos could be captioned with "Quantico Class of '22"

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 06, 2021 11:29 AM (DUIap)

72 Photo 5 of dis chick has manface.

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 06, 2021 11:29 AM (Zz0t1)

73 No conservative would wear skinny jeans.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 06, 2021 11:29 AM (t3/qz)

74 The crazy mom with the masked and shielded kids -- is a pediatrician. She voluntarily posted that photo and was very proud of herself.

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at December 06, 2021 11:29 AM (mNMgp)

75 Do those patriot front khakis come with the little flap on the back for casual buttsecks? Standard FBI issue, right?

Posted by: Roy at December 06, 2021 11:29 AM (FONQx)

76 Long Florida would probably annex Cuba.

Posted by: zmdavid at December 06, 2021 11:29 AM (xqRaG)

77 Does anyone else long for the day when a scumbag like Darryl Brooks would have had that rat's nest shaved off his ugly head?

Posted by: leber at December 06, 2021 11:27 AM (2tSCa)

Under an impenetrable cloud of delousing powder...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 06, 2021 11:29 AM (6FeV1)

78 62 Where did they get all those white shin pads?
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 06, 2021 11:27 AM (eGTCV)

Issued to them during their mandatory Critical Race Theory kneel because you are guilty of being White Seminar.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 06, 2021 11:29 AM (oHd/0)

79 65 Joy Behar: Conservatives 'Do Not
Understand The Reality Of What
Happens When You Have Sex'

That lady is a fucking idiot.
Posted by: Lenny, that wants a rabbit at December 06, 2021 11:27 AM (uhPTO)

That's no Lady...

Posted by: Guy who says: That's no Moon at December 06, 2021 11:29 AM (BgMrQ)

80 Patriot Fronters in Knee-Pads...

must be the Gloryhole Squad.

Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2021 11:30 AM (EV3a2)

81 >>Where did they get all those white shin pads?

They moonlight as Storm Troopers.

Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2021 11:31 AM (EV3a2)

82 Those people in the march photo prove they are democrats, they are all wearing masks. conservatives refuse to wear masks. Idiots were out there trying to provoke someone or something.

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 06, 2021 11:31 AM (bVYXr)

83 76 Long Florida would probably annex Cuba.
Posted by: zmdavid at December 06, 2021 11:29 AM (xqRaG)

Cigar Florida

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 06, 2021 11:31 AM (6FeV1)

84 I like the looks of a tomahawk steak.

But I also like the meat and fat that's on the bone that was cut off to make it.
Can I have that on a separate plate please?

Posted by: Bruce at December 06, 2021 11:31 AM (vd8XM)

85 Patriot front is what a leftist would think a conservative would name an organization if he didn't know any actual conservatives.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 06, 2021 11:31 AM (t3/qz)

86 Where were the reporters? Why no interviews? Who can ID a single person involved? Who provided transport? Where did the shields come from? Who made the costumes? Sewed on the flags?

And why isn't the "January 6 Commission" on this and subpoena-ing the organizers and jailing all the participants?

Was a permit pulled for the demonstration? Where is he digital evidence of its formation?

Posted by: Mr Gaga at December 06, 2021 11:31 AM (KiBMU)

87 Good thing the SUV killer is staying safe with a mask...

Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2021 11:31 AM (CYnTg)

88 That's a tough looking jaw on Irish McCalla. Wouldn't want to cross her.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 06, 2021 11:31 AM (2NHgQ)

89 Photo 2 (elbows!)

----------

Nothing sexier than shapely elbows.

[True story: Wifey and I met at work, and she later told me she was first attracted to my wrists. There's a masturbation joke in there somewhere ...]

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 06, 2021 11:32 AM (g4gHR)

90 In the photos it looks like Steve skipped arm day.

Posted by: JT at December 06, 2021 11:32 AM (arJlL)

91 That's a tough looking jaw on Irish McCalla. Wouldn't want to cross her.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 06, 2021 11:31 AM (2NHgQ)

Hell, she'd even shrug off an uppercut.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 06, 2021 11:32 AM (6FeV1)

92 https://tinyurl.com/4z2v8tjs

This account popped up on Gab in 2017. It tried to follow me last year, so I blocked them. The word "front" in a group's name is always a 'twll' about Left-wing ideology. Notice the fasce in the emblem? The bundle of sticks (representing collective strength) and the hatchet (representing violence). The account posted pics of their fliers posted all over city locations, which I assumed was staged bullshit.

I also thought the slick look of the artwork was interesting. If you look through their materials, you'll also find plenty of raised socialist fist iconography.

I first assumed this was a Leftist Antifa-style group, trying to attract Patriot-minded suckers, but maybe it was always a USINT honeypot. Anyway, when this story broke, I dredged up the Gab account and here you go.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at December 06, 2021 11:32 AM (IB4Xr)

93 Coincidentally CNN had some crisis propaganda report this past weekend about white power and Charlottesville. I'll bet they had reporters there ready to get some video and report on America's greatest threat.

Posted by: Ripley at December 06, 2021 11:33 AM (MxEKc)

94 Patriot front is what a leftist would think a conservative would name an organization if he didn't know any actual conservatives.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Same with the name "Proud Boys".

What the actual fuck is with that faggoty name? I would have never joined simply because of the name.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2021 11:33 AM (uXonU)

95 Nothing sexier than shapely elbows.

[True story: Wifey and I met at work, and she later told me she was first attracted to my wrists. There's a masturbation joke in there somewhere ...]
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 06, 2021

***
I've known a couple of women who admitted they were attracted to the back of a man's neck. That would have been hard to satisfy during the era of long hair on men.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 06, 2021 11:34 AM (txdEq)

96 Could "Patriot Front" get any more glowy? The feds are just phoning it in these days.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 06, 2021 11:34 AM (II3Gr)

97 Shout out to CBD, I souse vide a couple of 4" thick tomahawks a while back and they came out awesome.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at December 06, 2021 11:34 AM (CjHGv)

98 These clowns put the riot in Patriot front.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 06, 2021 11:34 AM (axyOa)

99 Well, if the libs wanna create a fake organization and name it something stupid, we can do the same.

We'll call it 'The Pillage People'

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at December 06, 2021 11:34 AM (JVQFp)

100 >> Shout out to CBD, I souse vide a couple of 4" thick tomahawks a while back and they came out awesome.

The maple syrup really brings out the flavor of the meat.

Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2021 11:35 AM (EV3a2)

101 My comment at 30 makes me want a tuna steak for lunch. I have one in the freezer. It shall be done.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 11:35 AM (DU+/6)

102 Same with the name "Proud Boys".

What the actual fuck is with that faggoty name? I would have never joined simply because of the name.
Posted by: rickb223

How about Happy Boys?

We got a marching song already

Posted by: Bruce at December 06, 2021 11:36 AM (vd8XM)

103 The maple syrup really brings out the flavor of the meat.
Posted by: garrett a

NOW you've done it !

Posted by: JT at December 06, 2021 11:36 AM (arJlL)

104 Also, according to her bio on imdb, her helicopter was shot down twice in Vietnam while she was on tour singing and entertaining troops.

--------

Brian Williams, having been there as a journalist / Huey door-gunner and rescued her both time -- saving her life twice -- has confirmed this to be true.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 06, 2021 11:36 AM (g4gHR)

105 When I saw a post identifying the first Twitter account to mention this "Patriot Front" march, the first thing that popped in my head was that it looked like an ML generated avatar. Not sure exactly why I thought that, but it seemed to be just very slightly in uncanny valley territory for some reason. Sure enough, it turned out that avi was generated in exactly that way, based on what other people identified and the owner of the account admitted. Pretty obvious what's going on here.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 06, 2021 11:36 AM (cSs/W)

106 On June 15, 1965, at the age of 48, Cochran died on his yacht off the coast of Guatemala, reportedly owing to an acute lung infection. His body, along with three Mexican females aged 14, 19 and 25,[23] remained aboard for 10 days since the girls did not know how to operate the boat.

-
That's how I want to go. Well, the lung infection and drifting while dead, not so much.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 06, 2021 11:36 AM (FVME7)

107 The Patriot Front looks kinda ghey.

Posted by: Chasten Bootygig at December 06, 2021 11:36 AM (Tnijr)

108 We'll call it 'The Pillage People'

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at December 06, 2021 11:34 AM (JVQFp)

In the riots, where we pillage Seventh Street.
In the riots, where there are people we like beat.
In the riots, in the riots.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at December 06, 2021 11:36 AM (CjHGv)

109 >>What the actual fuck is with that faggoty name? I would have never joined simply because of the name.

Well, then you wouldn't get the Free Proud Boys Logowear Crocs.

Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2021 11:37 AM (EV3a2)

110 *So it looks like the feds are just trying to burn off their excess funds so their budget won't be downsized next fiscal year.*

Year end bonus as paid overtime.

Posted by: tbodie at December 06, 2021 11:37 AM (gECZB)

111 Oops

Link to Happy Boy song

https://tinyurl.com/2p8cwu7b

Posted by: Bruce at December 06, 2021 11:37 AM (vd8XM)

112 I cannot tell you how weird it is the FBI/DOJ spends so much time and effort entrapping ordinary Americans in "Political Crimes". Feels like eastern Europe in the 1950's and 1960's.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 06, 2021 11:37 AM (kqxFl)

113

Same with the name "Proud Boys".

What the actual fuck is with that faggoty name? I would have never joined simply because of the name.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2021 11:33 AM (uXonU)

It was started as a goof by Gavin McInnes. He didn't expect it to take off as it did.

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 06, 2021 11:37 AM (Zz0t1)

114 Same with the name "Proud Boys".

What the actual fuck is with that faggoty name? I would have never joined simply because of the name.
Posted by: rickb223

How about Happy Boys?
We got a marching song already
Posted by: Bruce

I'm betting that the Waffen SJ wouldn't have gotten too many applications.

Waffen Stolz Jungen. (Proud Boys)

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2021 11:38 AM (uXonU)

115 Brandon illegally using the SEC to investigate Trump's SPAC. They are trying to allege a "meeting" represented "deal" talks in violation of SEC Regulations. They have no proof and it is typical for most SPAC's to speak with numerous potential suitors. It is pure, unmitigated harassment.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 06, 2021 11:38 AM (VpIIl)

116 The government now has fake stormtroopers

Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 06, 2021 11:38 AM (xF76o)

117 Photo 5 of dis chick has manface.
Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 06, 2021 11:29 AM (Zz0t1)

I think all the photos have that.

Posted by: chango butt at December 06, 2021 11:38 AM (oSX/P)

118 Same with the name "Proud Boys".

What the actual fuck is with that faggoty name? I would have never joined simply because of the name.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2021 11:33 AM (uXonU)

Gavin MacInnes started the 'Proud Boys' as a joke to troll the left. He bailed when they got serious.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 06, 2021 11:38 AM (BH+AB)

119 Lord Emperor Jimmy Buffet for Florida? Better choices out there.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 06, 2021 11:38 AM (Z5y5O)

120 96 Could "Patriot Front" get any more glowy? The feds are just phoning it in these days.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 06, 2021 11:34 AM (II3Gr)

What more can we expect from a generation raised by hollywood remakes?

Posted by: Inogame X-State Lines at December 06, 2021 11:38 AM (53oGX)

121 Posted by: Mr Gaga at December 06, 2021 11:31 AM (KiBMU)

All excellent questions.

Pity not a single worthless nickelfucking asshole GOP 'representative of the people' has the stones to ask them.

But remember to Vote Harderer next year! Red Wave, baby!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 06, 2021 11:38 AM (2JVJo)

122 Patriot Front Holes

Posted by: 496 at December 06, 2021 11:39 AM (VJsqe)

123 Someone on Twitchy called it the marching guys with flags a "dance team". I laughed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2021 11:39 AM (poMoX)

124 What's the roll of toilet paper doing with the steak?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2021 11:39 AM (P3gRi)

125 That tomahawk steak looks perfectly cooked.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 06, 2021 11:39 AM (kqxFl)

126 >>Photo 5 of dis chick has manface.

Nothing you can't cover up with a paper bag.

Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2021 11:39 AM (EV3a2)

127 The FBI must be disbanded and the DOJ downsized by 40%.

Most of the executive branch could use a 40% haircut.

And Bush's whole Homeland Security incubus needs to be cut out without anesthetic and incinerated.

Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2021 11:40 AM (8erNz)

128 I notice there was no link for bigger steak.

This is understandable.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 06, 2021 11:40 AM (m+jkK)

129 The crazy mom with the masked and shielded kids -- is a pediatrician. She voluntarily posted that photo and was very proud of herself.
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife

Old and busted: Death Be Not Proud

New and shiny: Crazy Be Not Proud

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 06, 2021 11:40 AM (FVME7)

130 112 I cannot tell you how weird it is the FBI/DOJ spends so much time and effort entrapping ordinary Americans in "Political Crimes". Feels like eastern Europe in the 1950's and 1960's.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 06, 2021 11:37 AM (kqxFl)

There's a real "The Lives of Others" vibe going on these days.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 06, 2021 11:40 AM (II3Gr)

131 122 Patriot Front Holes
Posted by: 496 at December 06, 2021 11:39 AM (VJsqe)

Can't. Stop. Laughing...

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at December 06, 2021 11:40 AM (JVQFp)

132 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 06, 2021 11:36 AM (FVME7)

Hopefully minus the 14 year old.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2021 11:40 AM (poMoX)

133 While it's apparent this group obviously isn't what they purport to be that could be by design. Run ops like this where it's so obvious even a caveman can tell it's fake... but have the real operatives inside organizations that the left feels pose a real threat.

OPSEC and the art of "misdirection" intersect with stuff like this. Personally I think this is a strong possibility as the left are masters at misdirection and their famous misinformation game.

Still, you have to admit the shear stupidity illustrated here certainly feels like a bunch of junior soiboi Democrat operatives with time on their hands and an expense account.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 06, 2021 11:40 AM (BFigT)

134 Who Dis..

Young Brian Dennehy and post Rambo Brian Dennehy?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 06, 2021 11:40 AM (nY8BU)

135 Someone on Twitchy called it the marching guys with flags a "dance team". I laughed.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2021 11:39 AM (poMoX)

Otherwise known as "Color Guard" in high school.

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 06, 2021 11:40 AM (Zz0t1)

136 So when do we morons get to have a uniform? Imma thinking we could go with a glow worm costume. Everyone loves glow worms.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 06, 2021 11:41 AM (D8mow)

137

Who dis'

Phyllis Diller and Soupy Sales!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 06, 2021 11:41 AM (K2SnJ)

138 ... Most of the executive branch could use a 40% haircut. ...
Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2021 11:40 AM (8erNz)
++++
Sure, but what are your plans for months 2-n? 40% would be a good start...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 11:41 AM (DU+/6)

139 51 Anytime Joy Behar posts anything the only reply should be asking her about dressing in blackface.

____________

No, somebody should definitely ask her why it's the lefties who need abortions all the time, when according to her theory it's conservatives who don't understand what happens when people have sex.

She seems to have it backwards.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 06, 2021 11:41 AM (k4dH2)

140 Patriot Front lacks fat, bearded guys. So...fake front.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 06, 2021 11:41 AM (V6f9+)

141 What's the roll of toilet paper doing with the steak?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I believe that is the bone that the marrow comes in for a topping.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2021 11:42 AM (uXonU)

142 [True story: Wifey and I met at work, and she later told me she was first attracted to my wrists. There's a masturbation joke in there somewhere ...]

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 06, 2021 11:32 AM (g4gHR)

"Hey, baby, I like your wrists" would be the oddest pickup line ever.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 06, 2021 11:42 AM (BH+AB)

143 She seems to have it backwards.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer

That's the way she likes it

Posted by: Bruce at December 06, 2021 11:42 AM (vd8XM)

144 On June 15, 1965, at the age of 48, Cochran died on his yacht off the coast of Guatemala, reportedly owing to an acute lung infection. His body, along with three Mexican females aged 14, 19 and 25,[23] remained aboard for 10 days since the girls did not know how to operate the boat.

Like a cross between Errol Flynn and the mystery of the Joyita.

https://tinyurl.com/4f55kr93

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 06, 2021 11:42 AM (2JVJo)

145 Patriot Front lacks fat, bearded guys. So...fake front.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 06, 2021 11:41 AM (V6f9+)
++++
Totally fake.

Posted by: United Front of Rob Reiners and Jonah Goldbergs at December 06, 2021 11:42 AM (DU+/6)

146 I've known a couple of women who admitted they were attracted to the back of a man's neck. That would have been hard to satisfy during the era of long hair on men.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

When a woman whips out her measuring tape and wants you to stick out your tongue, you might have a keeper...

Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2021 11:42 AM (8erNz)

147 Lord Emperor Jimmy Buffet for Florida? Better choices out there.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 06, 2021 11:38 AM (Z5y5O)

I was going to say. Isn't Buffet pretty left?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 06, 2021 11:42 AM (ZSK0i)

148 It appears the Patriot Front has unlocked the secret of invisibility for its members but tragically can't reverse it.

Posted by: Ripley at December 06, 2021 11:42 AM (MxEKc)

149 "Hey, baby, I like your wrists" would be the oddest pickup line ever.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 06, 2021 11:42 AM (BH+AB)
++++
Yet, it seems to work...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 11:42 AM (DU+/6)

150 Someone on Twitchy called it the marching guys with flags a "dance team". I laughed.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2021 11:39 AM (poMoX)

Otherwise known as "Color Guard" in high school.

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society

More like "Khaki Guard" or "Pallor Guard".

Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at December 06, 2021 11:42 AM (OUMaO)

151 Democrats are the audience for this play-acing weird shit, just like they were with "QAnon"

Democrat voters panic a little whenever they see marches like this, because they take it seriously. The fact these guys are Feds sounds crazy to the suburban Democrat voter. Even though Antifa burns courthouses and entire city blocks, and even shoots people routinely, the suburban receiver of lefty Propaganda News thinks these guys are somehow worse.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 06, 2021 11:43 AM (kqxFl)

152 Yeehaw Florida is one of the blue areas of Texas.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 06, 2021 11:43 AM (iXJM1)

153 Steve Cochran died of COVID?

Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2021 11:43 AM (CYnTg)

154 Buffet is a batshit lefty.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 06, 2021 11:43 AM (Z5y5O)

155 This shapely brunette is unimpressed with the false flags:
https://is.gd/BlRjn9

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 11:43 AM (DU+/6)

156 153 Steve Cochran died of COVID?
Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2021 11:43 AM (CYnTg)

Eventually, we all die of Covid.

Posted by: Inogame X-State Lines at December 06, 2021 11:44 AM (53oGX)

157 Or just find out who rented all the U-Hauls.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2021 11:26 AM

If (ha!) it's the feds, they probably own the u-hauls.

Posted by: Chuck C at December 06, 2021 11:44 AM (EughT)

158 Kneepads are a nice touch. Let's know what they're doing when they're not marching.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 06, 2021 11:44 AM (SchxB)

159 Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 06, 2021 11:40 AM (Zz0t1)

Thanks; I was trying to remember that high school term was, but high school for me was in the middle ages and I was having a senior moment.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2021 11:44 AM (poMoX)

160 Ever so often i get this urge to dump foreign products into the sea.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 06, 2021 11:44 AM (YdUrq)

161 Kneepads are a nice touch. Let's know what they're doing when they're not marching.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 06, 2021 11:44 AM (SchxB)
++++
Laying tile?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 11:44 AM (DU+/6)

162 Old and busted: Death Be Not Proud

New and shiny: Crazy Be Not Proud

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 06, 2021 11:40 AM (FVME7)

Shouldn't that be 'Crazy Be Loud and Proud'?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 06, 2021 11:44 AM (BH+AB)

163 Shouldn't that be 'Crazy Be Loud and Proud'?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 06, 2021 11:44 AM (BH+AB)
++++
Right. Might as well be Twitter's slogan.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 11:45 AM (DU+/6)

164 Still, you have to admit the shear stupidity illustrated here certainly feels like a bunch of junior soiboi Democrat operatives with time on their hands and an expense account.
__________

An expense account they obviously spent on matching jackets and hats.

Why don't these fake fed "grassroots" groups ever make the effort to make their stuff look like it has actually been worn before? Every time they do this they wear "uniforms" that look like they've just been taken out of the China packaging a few minutes earlier.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 06, 2021 11:45 AM (k4dH2)

165 Feral Irish hottie is hot, BTW

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 06, 2021 11:45 AM (V6f9+)

166 Posted by: Salty Alaskan at December 06, 2021 11:21 AM (UakLg)

I'd be more inclined to give this some credence if it came from a poster whose nic I recognized.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2021 11:45 AM (P3gRi)

167 Can we say "prognosis negative" yet for America?

Posted by: Ziba at December 06, 2021 11:45 AM (S1hrL)

168 Kneepads are a nice touch

Should have coordinated some spins on their knees or backflips landing on their knees.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2021 11:45 AM (poMoX)

169 I cannot tell you how weird it is the FBI/DOJ spends so much time and effort entrapping ordinary Americans in "Political Crimes". Feels like eastern Europe in the 1950's and 1960's.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 06, 2021 11:37 AM

The fbi has been doing that since day one, nothing new.

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 06, 2021 11:45 AM (bVYXr)

170 Seems like something an investigative reporter would be thrilled about...

Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2021 11:45 AM (CYnTg)

171 Laying tile?

I was thinking more like playing soccer, but that works too.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 06, 2021 11:45 AM (SchxB)

172 @112/Huck Follywood: It's easier for them then solving actual crimes.

Reminds me of bounties put out to catch a particular critter or vermin. You'll always have some arse that games the system by farming the critter for the purpose of collecting a huge bounty income.

Bureau figured this out a long time ago.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 06, 2021 11:45 AM (nRMeC)

173 Buffet is a batshit lefty.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Warren ?
Jimmy ?
All you can eat ?

Posted by: JT at December 06, 2021 11:46 AM (arJlL)

174 OPSEC and the art of "misdirection" intersect with stuff like this. Personally I think this is a strong possibility as the left are masters at misdirection and their famous misinformation game.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 06, 2021 11:40 AM (BFigT)

^^Could you explain this further?

On its face this Patriot Front parade is just to create fear/distruct in LIV who think it is a REAL rightwing group. But for people who realize it is a fake, where are we being misdirected? You are saying that we are supposed to think this group means no lefties are trying to infiltrate real conservative groups??

Posted by: Iris at December 06, 2021 11:46 AM (DibdT)

175 155 This shapely brunette is unimpressed with the false flags:
https://is.gd/BlRjn9
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 11:43 AM (DU+/6)

Would test drive

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 06, 2021 11:46 AM (V6f9+)

176 -
Same with the name "Proud Boys".
What the actual fuck is with that faggoty name? I would have never joined simply because of the name.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2021 11:33 AM -
----------

The name is SUPPOSED to be stupid. The stupid name is what started the whole thing.

Posted by: irright at December 06, 2021 11:46 AM (SchQD)

177 Kneepads are a nice touch. Let's know what they're doing when they're not marching.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

Laying tile?
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Is that what the kids are calling it these days? "Nothing ma! Just laying some tile!"

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2021 11:46 AM (uXonU)

178 160 Ever so often i get this urge to dump foreign products into the sea.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot

Like the top 100000 Democrats in DC?

Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2021 11:46 AM (8erNz)

179 Oh and is Joy Behar really retarded?
Posted by: Northernlurker

Phrasing.

Joy Behar is REALLY retarded.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at December 06, 2021 11:47 AM (vcOmj)

180 Sabaton - Christmas Truce

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HPdHkHslFIU

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 06, 2021 11:47 AM (OssQ4)

181 145 Patriot Front lacks fat, bearded guys. So...fake front.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 06, 2021 11:41 AM (V6f9+)
++++
Totally fake.
Posted by: United Front of Rob Reiners and Jonah Goldbergs at December 06, 2021 11:42 AM (DU+/6)

Concur

Posted by: George RRRRRRRRRR Martin at December 06, 2021 11:47 AM (BH+AB)

182 Is that what the kids are calling it these days? "Nothing ma! Just laying some tile!"
Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2021 11:46 AM (uXonU)
++++
It would be a good one, actually. Pick the name of something really unpleasant, tedious and awful as the cover phrase...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 11:47 AM (DU+/6)

183 Is that what the kids are calling it these days? "Nothing ma! Just laying some tile!"
Posted by: rickb223

So which dude is 'Tile', then?

Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2021 11:47 AM (8erNz)

184 The Llewellyn chick appears to be a computer-generated image and other weird stuff.
https://twitter.com/jon_elordi/status/
1467561924971974659

Entire thread "unrolled" as an ordinary webpage here:
https://tinyurl.com/yc2f8xuk

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 06, 2021 11:47 AM (UHVv4)

185 I enjoy laying tile.

Posted by: Kumdumpster Kamala at December 06, 2021 11:47 AM (Z5y5O)

186 How come NASAland, New Starbase and Old Starbase ain't on that Long Florida map?

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at December 06, 2021 11:47 AM (9EsIa)

187 "The crazy mom with the masked and shielded kids -- is a pediatrician."

During the last two years some of the biggest sellout, anti-liberty idiots have been doctors. They have done more to hurt the public trust in our health system and its workers then any other force on the planet.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 06, 2021 11:47 AM (acsaG)

188 Patriot Front are some bad dudes!
And not one smidge of soy with them guys.
Like the Poor Boys.

Posted by: Joe Bidet at December 06, 2021 11:48 AM (kromb)

189 >Every time they do this they wear "uniforms" that look like they've just been taken out of the China packaging a few minutes earlier.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 06, 2021 11:45 AM (k4dH2)

Like the fed plant at a conservative rally with a fresh new Confederate flag with crease marks and all that planted himself right in front of the TV camera?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 06, 2021 11:48 AM (cSs/W)

190 Joy Behar is REALLY retarded.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative

A notable fictional English detective is puzzled at the lack of papal scat found in the forest.

Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2021 11:48 AM (8erNz)

191 Mmmm steak.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2021 11:49 AM (csEWM)

192 I prefer my steak boneless, easier to prepare and cook evenly...but I'd eat that tomahawk

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 06, 2021 11:50 AM (V6f9+)

193 Buffet is a batshit lefty.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Warren ?
Jimmy ?
All you can eat ?
Posted by: JT

You forgot "Lunch" and "Early Bird".

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at December 06, 2021 11:50 AM (vcOmj)

194 The trouble with the Great Empire of Long Florida is that it would be *hot* nearly all year!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 06, 2021 11:50 AM (txdEq)

195 I was thinking of an alternative reality where our founders and colonists had settled in Brazil instead and expanded across to the Pacific. An Anglo settled country instead of Portuguese. Would we have become the same superpower?

Posted by: Just a side note at December 06, 2021 11:50 AM (iXJM1)

196 'Patriot Front' is an interesting name. Not one a conservative would pick I would wager.

'Patriot' sure. 'Front' has been more historically used by communists.

How many of them were there?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2021 11:50 AM (csEWM)

197 Is that what the kids are calling it these days? "Nothing ma! Just laying some tile!"
Posted by: rickb223

So which dude is 'Tile', then?
Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2021 11:47 AM (8erNz)

Tile's mom is a bitch
*cues up song*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 06, 2021 11:50 AM (V6f9+)

198 Welp, I guess from here on out I'm gonna consider any demonstration where masks are worn to be left wing retards.

Unless they claim to be "right wing". In that case, I'll assume they are FBItards.

Masks off, bitches! So, we can see who you are.
If not, I assume you're fake.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 06, 2021 11:51 AM (OMayC)

199 The name is SUPPOSED to be stupid. The stupid name is what started the whole thing.
=====

I don't know what's going on with "Proud Boys", but McInnes was hilarious on Red Eye.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 06, 2021 11:51 AM (sGnvY)

200 I like my Steak like I like my wife...

tenderized and prepared with the biggest bone possible inside.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at December 06, 2021 11:51 AM (gBahm)

201 I've seen it claimed that in order to buy a real riot shield (ie not some plastic look-alike crap that might break when you sneeze on it) one must present a valid (and presumably current) law enforcement ID.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 06, 2021 11:52 AM (llON8)

202 Mmmm...Amazonian

Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2021 11:52 AM (gBahm)

203 British Couple Reacts to The Star Spangled Banner As You've Never Heard It! (EMOTIONAL)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkC8x0GDy8U

Around 07:30 mark: Washington said the thing that sets the American Christian apart from all other people in the world is he will die on his feet before he will live on his knees.

British man: "That's the American spirit isn't it?"
British woman: "Yes, sums up the American people."

Sadly, this does not sum up the American people any longer. Reaction to COVID Plandemic has exposed that for the whole world to see.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 06, 2021 11:52 AM (Do5/p)

204 Did anyone see an email or alert or anything advertising this "parade" before it happened?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 06, 2021 11:53 AM (Hszs6)

205 A notable fictional English detective is puzzled at the lack of papal scat found in the forest.
Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2021 11:48 AM

*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 06, 2021 11:53 AM (m+jkK)

206 They will create the danger. Then have justifications to just nuke us very tactically.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 06, 2021 11:53 AM (YdUrq)

207 154...

Yup. And dumber than door nails to boot. He's a mediocre singer/song writer that won the "Bar Band" sweepstakes for simply being in the right place at the right time.

Posted by: PacosMojo at December 06, 2021 11:53 AM (KDhaS)

208
The trouble with the Great Empire of Long Florida is that it would be *hot* nearly all year!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 06, 2021 11:50 A

feature, not a bug

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 06, 2021 11:54 AM (DUIap)

209 If I wanted to live in Florida I would have moved to Florida. Florida isn't all that.

Posted by: Bob at December 06, 2021 11:54 AM (vHUcF)

210 204 Did anyone see an email or alert or anything advertising this "parade" before it happened?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 06, 2021 11:53 AM (Hszs6)

Nope. Did not even see the social media shit with communist imagery like for the Fed Festival during the summer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2021 11:55 AM (csEWM)

211 I like my Steak like I like my wife...

tenderized and prepared with the biggest bone possible inside.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at December 06, 2021 11:51 AM (gBahm)

"I like my women like I like my chicken - with a little bit of fat on the end."
Rodney Carrington -- https://youtu.be/XDfKkQHKe90

Posted by: Doof at December 06, 2021 11:55 AM (mZUr4)

212 152 Yeehaw Florida is one of the blue areas of Texas.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 06, 2021 11:43 AM (iXJM1)

Not anymore.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 06, 2021 11:55 AM (II3Gr)

213 Anyone else all broken up over the Christmas Parade Massacre suspect feeling demonized?

Posted by: 496 at December 06, 2021 11:56 AM (VJsqe)

214 Washington said the thing that sets the American Christian apart from all other people in the world is he will die on his feet before he will live on his knees.

-
Then why do patriots need kneepads?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 06, 2021 11:56 AM (FVME7)

215 The trouble with the Great Empire of Long Florida is that it would be *hot* nearly all year!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 06, 2021 11:50 A
*
feature, not a bug
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 06, 2021

***
Ten to twelve months of any one season is too much.

And then there would be hurricanes.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 06, 2021 11:56 AM (txdEq)

216 feature, not a bug
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 06, 2021 11:54 AM (DUIap)

You can be the magistrate for the Bayous then. Should be easy to defend.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2021 11:56 AM (csEWM)

217 Comment I read elsewhere said that when the "Patriot Front" glowies were reboarding their U-Haul trucks, they were stepping on US flags on the floors of the trucks.

Posted by: Rowsdower Continues to Insist Ashli Babbitt is Crispus Attucks and Michael Byrd is Lon Horiuchi at December 06, 2021 11:56 AM (P/ALc)

218 I like my Steak like I like my wife...

Stuffed in a plastic bag and simmered at 140 degrees for 8 hours.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 06, 2021 11:56 AM (II3Gr)

219 From the Map it appears I now live in Margaritaville.

Well I am wasting away!!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 06, 2021 11:56 AM (yrol0)

220 Like a cross between Errol Flynn and the mystery of the Joyita.

https://tinyurl.com/4f55kr93

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 06, 2021 11:42 AM (2JVJo)

What a weird story. Like something out of The Twilight Zone? How do you know all of this oddball stuff, anyway?

And I don't get the reference to Erol Flynn

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 06, 2021 11:56 AM (BH+AB)

221 And then there would be hurricanes.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Not after the Globull Warming is tamed.

Posted by: Bruce at December 06, 2021 11:57 AM (vd8XM)

222 HordeSource: How might I politely re-phrase "My beliefs also forbid me from following false idols and/or participating in the rituals of a stupid-ass cult."

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 06, 2021 11:57 AM (llON8)

223 198 Welp, I guess from here on out I'm gonna consider any demonstration where masks are worn to be left wing retards.

Unless they claim to be "right wing". In that case, I'll assume they are FBItards.

Masks off, bitches! So, we can see who you are.
If not, I assume you're fake.
Posted by: naturalfake

Left-wing: young white petty criminals with ear gauges, random tats, bad hair, cross pollenated with a lot of sociology faculty-lounge educated idiots. If BLM is involved there'll be a modest cadre of black looters letting the white idiots run interference for them.

Right-wing: middle aged, often a little chubby, too much facial hair, hand-made signs and merch.

Fed: fit thirtysomethings mostly male and too uniform.

Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2021 11:57 AM (8erNz)

224 Then why do patriots need kneepads?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 06, 2021 11:56 AM (FVME7)

It is interesting. They were dressed for a riot.

False flag to make anyone think ANY protest is a false flag.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2021 11:57 AM (csEWM)

225 Comment I read elsewhere said that when the "Patriot Front" glowies were reboarding their U-Haul trucks, they were stepping on US flags on the floors of the trucks.
Posted by: Rowsdower

Read here yesterday that carrying passengers in those vans is illegal and if they crossed state lines, it's federal.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2021 11:58 AM (uXonU)

226 Stuffed in a plastic bag and simmered at 140 degrees for 8 hours.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 06, 2021 11:56 AM (II3Gr)

Hot tubbing in a wet suit?

I can understand, those things are dirty.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2021 11:58 AM (csEWM)

227 ErrolFlynn liked his women young...too young

Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2021 11:58 AM (CYnTg)

228 'Patriot Front' is an interesting name. Not one a conservative would pick I would wager.

I prefer "Van Der Lubbe Brigade"

https://tinyurl.com/2ps68d6e

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 06, 2021 11:59 AM (guGkK)

229 Masks off, bitches! So, we can see who you are.
If not, I assume you're fake.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 06, 2021 11:51 AM (OMayC)

Gotta admit that at the last demonstration in which I participated, I pulled my mask up when some dude was going around shoving his phone in people's faces and taking their pictures. I assumed he was there to find people to dox or otherwise endanger.

Posted by: Emmie at December 06, 2021 11:59 AM (t62xj)

230 And I don't get the reference to Erol Flynn
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 06, 2021 11:56 AM (BH+AB)

Flynn liked to get his swerve on. Banging three Mexican girls before dying sounds like something that would happen to him.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 06, 2021 11:59 AM (V6f9+)

231 the rituals of a stupid-ass cult."

Helena that is hilarious. I am sorry that your company is on the mandate bandwagon.

Posted by: Iris at December 06, 2021 11:59 AM (DibdT)

232 Read here yesterday that carrying passengers in those vans is illegal and if they crossed state lines, it's federal.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2021 11:58 AM (uXonU)

Not for the FBI.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2021 11:59 AM (csEWM)

233 And I don't get the reference to Erol Flynn
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional

Errol Flynn was a swordsman of renown.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 06, 2021 12:00 PM (FVME7)

234 Then why do patriots need kneepads?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Ah, a lawyer. If you're asking the question you know the answer.

Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2021 12:00 PM (8erNz)

235 I like my Steak like I like my wife...

Stuffed in a plastic bag and simmered at 140 degrees for 8 hours.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 06, 2021 11:56 AM (II3Gr)

LOL
Allegedly...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 06, 2021 12:00 PM (V6f9+)

236 What a weird story. Like something out of The Twilight Zone? How do you know all of this oddball stuff, anyway?

And I don't get the reference to Erol Flynn
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 06, 2021

***
A lot of us like the outre stuff, in real life as in fiction.

Errol Flynn was apparently quite the ladies' man in real life as well as on film. I think I recall reading that he was once involved with a girl who, if she was not a little underage (meaning about 16, not 6, now), was young enough to be his daughter. Things like that got him, and Cochran, in trouble.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 06, 2021 12:01 PM (txdEq)

237 Errol Flynn was a swordsman of renown.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

And he carried a double edged sword. (rumored)

IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Bruce at December 06, 2021 12:01 PM (vd8XM)

238
And he carried a double edged sword. (rumored)

IYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: Bruce at December 06, 2021 12:01 PM (vd8XM)

"Any port in a storm" as it were.

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 06, 2021 12:01 PM (Zz0t1)

239 But Antifa apparently took the night off. Hmmm, I wonder why.

Supposedly some Pantifa accounts did try to roust their crew but nothing happened.

The bigger problem is that if this truly was a psy-op, we are in some motherfucking evil territory now.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 06, 2021 12:01 PM (1t5dY)

240 Flynn liked to get his swerve on. Banging three Mexican girls before dying sounds like something that would happen to him.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards,

There are worse ways to go, but the gentlemanly thing to do would have been to get the hell out of the boat when you know you're kicking, and not leave them with your corpse.

Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2021 12:01 PM (8erNz)

241 Europe don't need to buy weapons...if they can get a cheaper deal duping those crazy Americans.

This removes several realities from European bubbles or Austin Tx bubbles.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 06, 2021 12:02 PM (YdUrq)

242 It's clear that you're not working with somebody who is willing to do the prep and the work," said one former staffer on condition of anonymity. "With Kamala you have to put up with a constant amount of soul-destroying criticism and also her own lack of confidence. So you're constantly sort of propping up a bully and it's not really clear why."

Lol

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 06, 2021 12:02 PM (t3/qz)

243 "Any port in a storm" as it were.
Posted by: Sponge

Arrrrrr....

Posted by: Bruce at December 06, 2021 12:02 PM (vd8XM)

244 > Waffen Stolz Jungen. (Proud Boys)

Ernst Rohm would like to run that up the flagpole.

> "Nothing ma! Just laying some tile!"

"Leave me alone, ma! I'm just about to grout!"

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 06, 2021 12:02 PM (bW8dp)

245 196 'Patriot Front' is an interesting name. Not one a conservative would pick I would wager.

'Patriot' sure. 'Front' has been more historically used by communists.

How many of them were there?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2021 11:50 AM (csEWM)

Isn't 'National Front' what some British fascists called themselves?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 06, 2021 12:02 PM (BH+AB)

246 Sabaton - Christmas Truce

That fucking war.

Goddamn the Black Hand, damn Gavrilo Princip, damn the Austrian General Staff and damn Franz Josef for destroying the world.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 06, 2021 12:02 PM (2JVJo)

247 There are worse ways to go, but the gentlemanly thing to do would have been to get the hell out of the boat when you know you're kicking, and not leave them with your corpse.
Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2021 12:01 PM (8erNz)

Or at least teach the girls how to use a radio.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 06, 2021 12:03 PM (V6f9+)

248 The bigger problem is that if this truly was a psy-op, we are in some motherfucking evil territory now.

spoiler: DERP yes it was an op

do they need tags still hanging off their kit?!?!?!

Posted by: Black Orchid at December 06, 2021 12:03 PM (j9HX3)

249 Did anyone see an email or alert or anything advertising this "parade" before it happened?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 06, 2021 11:53 AM (Hszs6)

I don't have an fbi.gov email address.....

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 06, 2021 12:03 PM (Zz0t1)

250 Laying tile?
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Is that what the kids are calling it these days? "Nothing ma! Just laying some tile!"
Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2021 11:46 AM (uXonU)

"Cuffing the governor!"

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 06, 2021 12:03 PM (ZSK0i)

251 Flynn also had a drinking problem. He lived life fully, spent too much money, lost his son mysteriously in I believe Cambodia and died young. Hell of a life for 50 years. Good looking as well. Best Robin Hood ever.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 06, 2021 12:04 PM (2NHgQ)

252 246 Sabaton - Christmas Truce

That fucking war.

Goddamn the Black Hand, damn Gavrilo Princip, damn the Austrian General Staff and damn Franz Josef for destroying the world.

A-men, Poppins...and don't forget Woodrow Wilson (hawk spit) for making sure we got in.

Posted by: Rowsdower Continues to Insist Ashli Babbitt is Crispus Attucks and Michael Byrd is Lon Horiuchi at December 06, 2021 12:04 PM (P/ALc)

253 See, though, they didn't give the whole name.

It's the Patriot Front of America.
As opposed to the American Patriot Front.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 06, 2021 12:04 PM (CAJOC)

254 Someone should have followed the Patriot Front group when they got into the U-haul vehicles.
How hard would it have been to see who these vehicles were rented by?

Posted by: redridinghood at December 06, 2021 12:04 PM (NpAcC)

255 Errol Flynn was a swordsman of renown.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 06, 2021 12:00 PM (FVME7)

Oh. I thought he was just a drunk.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 06, 2021 12:04 PM (BH+AB)

256 Someone should have followed the Patriot Front group when they got into the U-haul vehicles.
How hard would it have been to see who these vehicles were rented by?
Posted by: redridinghood at December 06, 2021 12:04 PM (NpAcC)
++++
Assuming they were real rental vans, we'd have to tell you. And we won't. If you try to force us to tell you, we'll discover that the records mysteriously vanished.

Posted by: U-Haul, Inc. at December 06, 2021 12:05 PM (DU+/6)

257 Well, at least the glowies wardrobes are evolving. It's better than jorts and Raybans. Marginally better.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 06, 2021 12:05 PM (BFigT)

258 Read here yesterday that carrying passengers in those vans is illegal and if they crossed state lines, it's federal.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2021 11:58 AM

Considering the feds were not pressing charges for other feds caught in pedophile rings, I doubt any feds will care about other feds illegally crossing state lines in the back of U-Hauls.

Rules for thee...

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 06, 2021 12:05 PM (Do5/p)

259 'Goddamn the Black Hand, damn Gavrilo Princip, damn the Austrian General Staff and damn Franz Josef for destroying the world.'
Don't leave me out!

Posted by: Conrad von Hotzendorff at December 06, 2021 12:05 PM (Hszs6)

260 Someone should have followed the Patriot Front group when they got into the U-haul vehicles.
How hard would it have been to see who these vehicles were rented by?
Posted by: redridinghood at December 06, 2021 12:04 PM (NpAcC)

That would require journalistic integrity on someone's part.

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 06, 2021 12:06 PM (Zz0t1)

261 What a weird story. Like something out of The Twilight Zone? How do you know all of this oddball stuff, anyway?

And I don't get the reference to Erol Flynn
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 06, 2021 11:56 AM (BH+AB)

I'm an odd fellow. And mysteries of the sea, like the Mary Celeste or the Waratah fascinate me.

"Errol Flynn" was a reference to the young girls on the boat.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 06, 2021 12:06 PM (2JVJo)

262 Isn't 'National Front' what some British fascists called themselves?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 06, 2021 12:02 PM (BH+AB)

Well, wikipedia calls them 'far right, fascist.' Fascists=Communists.

Still, most I would think most americans think of StormFront when they hear the word front and they are active online- not a word they would pick out of the air for their cool name.

And the name has to be cool.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2021 12:06 PM (csEWM)

263 I thought it was illegal to sous vide beef over 120 degrees?

Posted by: Inogame X-State Lines at December 06, 2021 12:06 PM (53oGX)

264 255 Errol Flynn was a swordsman of renown.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 06, 2021 12:00 PM (FVME7)

Oh. I thought he was just a drunk.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 06, 2021 12:04 PM (BH+AB)

-------------------------

That was only because his quest to find the six-fingered man was going so poorly.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 06, 2021 12:06 PM (CAJOC)

265 Errol Flynn was apparently quite the ladies' man in real life as well as on film. I think I recall reading that he was once involved with a girl who, if she was not a little underage (meaning about 16, not 6, now), was young enough to be his daughter. Things like that got him, and Cochran, in trouble.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Look up 'Madeleine Force Astor'

There was a time - perhaps even now - that sixteen was considered prime.

My daughter of that age is five-ten, physically very mature if not always emotionally. She claims to want three kids. Part of me wants to suggest to her 'okay, get started, because mom, dad, and your extended family are still young enough and financially able to help you take care of them for you while you do everything else you need to do.'

Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2021 12:06 PM (8erNz)

266 Goddamn the Black Hand, damn Gavrilo Princip, damn the Austrian General Staff and damn Franz Josef for destroying the world.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

And damn Woodrow Wilson on general principle.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 06, 2021 12:06 PM (FVME7)

267 It's clear that you're not working with somebody who is willing to do the prep and the work," said one former staffer on condition of anonymity. "With Kamala you have to put up with a constant amount of soul-destroying criticism and also her own lack of confidence. So you're constantly sort of propping up a bully and it's not really clear why."

***

Can you BELIEVE that scorpion stung me?...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 06, 2021 12:06 PM (flINI)

268 Stuffed in a plastic bag and simmered at 140 degrees for 8 hours.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 06, 2021 11:56 AM

140 degrees?!!! What kind of barbarism is this?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 06, 2021 12:07 PM (m+jkK)

269 Supposedly some Pantifa accounts did try to roust their crew but nothing happened.

The leadership couldn't assure that Kyle Rittenhouse wouldn't be there.

Posted by: pep at December 06, 2021 12:07 PM (ZsR3z)

270 140 degrees?!!! What kind of barbarism is this?!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 06, 2021 12:07 PM (m+jkK)

Thank you

Posted by: Inogame X-State Lines at December 06, 2021 12:07 PM (53oGX)

271 No fatbodies? No one even noticeably overweight? No one using a CVS special metal cane? Yeah, that is not in any way a civilian 'Patriot' group.

Posted by: DanB at December 06, 2021 12:07 PM (iUqt6)

272 The leadership couldn't assure that Kyle Rittenhouse wouldn't be there.
Posted by: pep

"You better watch out
You Better not cry.....

Posted by: Bruce at December 06, 2021 12:08 PM (vd8XM)

273 222 HordeSource: How might I politely re-phrase "My beliefs also forbid me from following false idols and/or participating in the rituals of a stupid-ass cult."

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 06, 2021 11:57 AM (llON

"I worship one God, and He is sufficient for all things. I need no other."

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 06, 2021 12:08 PM (BH+AB)

274 Short white boots on Emily Campano, whoof.. whoof..

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 06, 2021 12:08 PM (nY8BU)

275 Like 'Order of Cincinnatus'.

I want to keep my powder dry here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2021 12:09 PM (csEWM)

276 Laying tile?
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Is that what the kids are calling it these days? "Nothing ma! Just laying some tile!"
Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2021 11:46 AM (uXonU)

"Cuffing the governor!"
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 06, 2021 12:03 PM

From a warped British sitcom, "shaking hands with the Governor of Love".

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 06, 2021 12:10 PM (m+jkK)

277 10 results for groups with "Front" in name on Discover the Networks:

https://www.discoverthenetworks.org/search

Islamic Front (IF) , Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine (PFLP) , Pueblo Sin Fronteras (PSF) , Centro Sin Fronteras Community Services Network (CSF) , Animal Liberation Front (ALF) , Earth Liberation Front (ELF) , Medecins Sans Frontieres (MSF) , International Islamic Front for Jihad Against Jews and Crusaders (IIFJ) , Voces de la Frontera (VF) , Lebanese Islamic Resistance Front (LIRF)

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 06, 2021 12:10 PM (Do5/p)

278 "I worship one God, and He is sufficient for all things. I need no other."
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 06, 2021 12:08 PM (BH+AB)

'There's only one God, Ma'am- and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that.'
-a bygone era

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2021 12:10 PM (csEWM)

279 242 It's clear that you're not working with somebody who is willing to do the prep and the work," said one former staffer on condition of anonymity. "With Kamala you have to put up with a constant amount of soul-destroying criticism and also her own lack of confidence. So you're constantly sort of propping up a bully and it's not really clear why."
___________

Her parents were two college professors and she ended up at Howard and Hastings Law. She's clearly not an over-achiever.

She made her career off sucking up, both literally and figuratively.

And her underlings put up with her shit for the same reason she sucked Willie Brown's d*ck: to get ahead.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 06, 2021 12:10 PM (k4dH2)

280 -
Someone should have followed the Patriot Front group when they got into the U-haul vehicles.
How hard would it have been to see who these vehicles were rented by?

Posted by: redridinghood at December 06, 2021 12:04 PM -
-----------

If the fibs rented from u-haul and told u-haul to keep their yap shut, u-haul would keep their yap shut. But, as someone said, the fibs surely keep their own u-haul (and other kinds of) trucks for operations such as these. The registration and tags would lead nowhere.

Posted by: irright at December 06, 2021 12:10 PM (SchQD)

281 255 Errol Flynn was a swordsman of renown.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 06, 2021 12:00 PM (FVME7)

Oh. I thought he was just a drunk.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 06, 2021 12:04 PM (BH+AB)

He was also from Tasmania. I would never have guessed that.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 06, 2021 12:10 PM (OgWPc)

282 Isn't 'National Front' what some British fascists called themselves?
------------------------
I say, Jeeves, I don't like the sound of these Brown Shorts!

Posted by: Bertie Wooster at December 06, 2021 12:11 PM (UHVv4)

283 Noticed the knee pads on those glowie marchers. Are they the 1st BJ Brigade?

Posted by: I'm The Other White Meat at December 06, 2021 12:11 PM (Fs5vw)

284
Islamic Front (IF) , Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine (PFLP) , Pueblo Sin Fronteras (PSF) , Centro Sin Fronteras Community Services Network (CSF) , Animal Liberation Front (ALF) , Earth Liberation Front (ELF) , Medecins Sans Frontieres (MSF) , International Islamic Front for Jihad Against Jews and Crusaders (IIFJ) , Voces de la Frontera (VF) , Lebanese Islamic Resistance Front (LIRF)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 06, 2021 12:10 PM (Do5/p)

Asian Dawn?

*saw an article about them in Time Magazine*

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 06, 2021 12:11 PM (Zz0t1)

285 Islamic Front (IF) , Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine (PFLP) , Pueblo Sin Fronteras (PSF) , Centro Sin Fronteras Community Services Network (CSF) , Animal Liberation Front (ALF) , Earth Liberation Front (ELF) , Medecins Sans Frontieres (MSF) , International Islamic Front for Jihad Against Jews and Crusaders (IIFJ) , Voces de la Frontera (VF) , Lebanese Islamic Resistance Front (LIRF)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 06, 2021 12:10 PM (Do5/p)

I don't see the people's Front of Judea...

Posted by: Brian at December 06, 2021 12:11 PM (BgMrQ)

286 254 Someone should have followed the Patriot Front group when they got into the U-haul vehicles.
How hard would it have been to see who these vehicles were rented by?

Posted by: redridinghood at December 06, 2021 12:04 PM (NpAcC)

-------

MSNBC could not be reached for comment ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 06, 2021 12:11 PM (MeXPd)

287 Assuming they were real rental vans, we'd have to tell you. And we won't. If you try to force us to tell you, we'll discover that the records mysteriously vanished.
Posted by: U-Haul, Inc. at December 06, 2021 12:05 PM (DU+/6)

Thats why it will be easier to follow one of them when they start popping up over the next few weeks doing their Xmas shopping. Nice coats like that, and working on a starting bureaucrats salary in the DC area. They will be wearing the coats. Snap a couple pictures, get a license plate, and voila.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 06, 2021 12:11 PM (axyOa)

288 Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 06, 2021 12:04 PM (2NHgQ)

Being an alcoholic and banging girls young enough to be his daughter is living life fully? But yes, he was a good actor.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2021 12:11 PM (poMoX)

289 >>The registration and tags would lead nowhere.

Leading nowhere is actually leading right to the answer.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2021 12:11 PM (ZLI7S)

290 Short white boots on Emily Campano, whoof.. whoof..
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 06, 2021 12:08 PM (nY8BU)

***

Emily Campano in general...

I'll be in my bunk

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 06, 2021 12:11 PM (flINI)

291 14...Oh and is Joy Behar really retarded?
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 06, 2021 11:17 AM (eGTCV)

Yes.

Posted by: Flyover. at December 06, 2021 12:12 PM (Rbu5d)

292 Asian Dawn?

*saw an article about them in Time Magazine*
Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 06, 2021 12:11 PM (Zz0t1)

*golfclap for reference*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2021 12:12 PM (csEWM)

293 I thought it was illegal to sous vide beef over 120 degrees?
Posted by: Inogame X-State Lines

120 degrees? Are we cooking it or giving it a bath?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2021 12:12 PM (uXonU)

294 Crossed state lines, you say? Nahhhh. DC isn't a state, suckers!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 06, 2021 12:12 PM (t3/qz)

295 Funny if this group accidentally sparks attention like the movie...The Producers.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 06, 2021 12:12 PM (YdUrq)

296 The registration and tags would lead nowhere.
Posted by: irright at December 06, 2021 12:10 PM (SchQD)

That in itself would tell the story though...

Posted by: Inogame X-State Lines at December 06, 2021 12:12 PM (53oGX)

297 All this talk about Franz Ferdinand makes me want to buy a FN 1910.

Nothing sinister about that, I just think it's a cool Browning design.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 06, 2021 12:12 PM (V6f9+)

298 It worries me that the Feds aren't even bothering to make their false flags remotely plausible. This reminds me of the Germans very badly pretending that the Poles attacked them first, as justification for invading Poland.

It makes me worried what the Feds have planned.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 06, 2021 12:12 PM (I2/tG)

299 10 results for groups with "Front" in name on Discover the Networks:

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 06, 2021 12:10 PM (Do5/p)

Missing:
Eminence Front (It's a put on!).
Front 242.

Posted by: Doof at December 06, 2021 12:12 PM (mZUr4)

300 banging girls young enough to be his daughter is living life fully? But yes, he was a good actor.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Banging?

From Fen?

OMG!

Posted by: Bruce at December 06, 2021 12:12 PM (vd8XM)

301 276 From a warped British sitcom, "shaking hands with the Governor of Love".

it's funny because a governor typically has a couple of spinning balls.

Posted by: Steampunk Front at December 06, 2021 12:12 PM (mvtaG)

302 If the fibs rented from u-haul and told u-haul to keep their yap shut, u-haul would keep their yap shut. But, as someone said, the fibs surely keep their own u-haul (and other kinds of) trucks for operations such as these. The registration and tags would lead nowhere.
Posted by: irright

Perhaps true. But if you followed them for a few miles you might figure out where they're going. Or the rollup door might pop up and you might find half a dozen M4s pointed at you.

Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2021 12:13 PM (8erNz)

303 The problem is, any organization is susceptible to being infiltrated, and co-opted, and marginilized or demonized.

It's a huge part of the psy-ops and propaganda. Take any normal gathering. Have a few glowies show up with some confederate flags (or whatever, you get the idea) and take pics.

"Confederate KKK RALLY for Mitch McConnell!!" REEEE goes the headlines. It is effective and costs next to nothing.

They have it down to a science. See also "Tea Party", even back to the "Hippie Movement" and student riots, er, protests.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 06, 2021 12:13 PM (mgqr3)

304 Irish McCalla. Her Sheena outfit is a dead giveaway.

One of the few "who dis?" I've actually gotten right.

Posted by: emanations and penumbras at December 06, 2021 12:13 PM (WusEB)

305 The patriot fronters are as authentic as Kamala's French accent.

Posted by: 496 at December 06, 2021 12:13 PM (VJsqe)

306
Missing:
Eminence Front (It's a put on!).
Front 242.
Posted by: Doof at December 06, 2021 12:12 PM (mZUr4)

Am I the only one that finds it hysterical that GMC used Eminence Front as their theme song in a commercial?

Cuz "Professional Grade" is a put on......

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 06, 2021 12:14 PM (Zz0t1)

307 Rep. @RashidaTlaib: "I worked full time, Monday through Friday, and took weekend classes to get my law degree. And still, close to $200,000 in debt. And I still owe over $70,000 and most of it was interest."

-
Now I'm going to cry myself to sleep.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 06, 2021 12:14 PM (FVME7)

308 Nood. ace.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2021 12:14 PM (csEWM)

309 293 I thought it was illegal to sous vide beef over 120 degrees?
Posted by: Inogame X-State Lines

120 degrees? Are we cooking it or giving it a bath?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2021 12:12 PM (uXonU)

Embrace the power of AND.

Posted by: Inogame X-State Lines at December 06, 2021 12:14 PM (53oGX)

310 'There's only one God, Ma'am- and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that.'
-a bygone era
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2021 12:10 PM (csEWM)

I miss the old Marvel movies...the ones that didn't hate me or their comic book characters.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 06, 2021 12:14 PM (V6f9+)

311 Popular Front for the blah blah blah

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2021 12:14 PM (63Dwl)

312 I don't see the people's Front of Judea...
Posted by: Brian

Or the Judean People's Front.

Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2021 12:14 PM (8erNz)

313 Nood. Cuomo.

Ew.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 06, 2021 12:15 PM (OgWPc)

314 I think there's a decent chance PF is real and the people marching thinks they're real. But how easy would it be to get just a few feds at the top to command and control things into useful media narratives.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 06, 2021 12:15 PM (tPrn7)

315 FBI fiction writers are shit.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 06, 2021 12:15 PM (YdUrq)

316 Am I the only one that finds it hysterical that GMC used Eminence Front as their theme song in a commercial?

Cuz "Professional Grade" is a put on......
Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 06, 2021 12:14 PM (Zz0t1)

That's probably a bit obscure for most folks who aren't music nerds. I can't fathom NOT being a music nerd!

Posted by: Doof at December 06, 2021 12:16 PM (mZUr4)

317 That's yesterday's op. Today's is that the one remaining Harris staffer who hasn't quit yet posted a photo of themselves in their office with the caption that they're proud to work for VP Kneepads. The photo includes a framed picture on the wall of Harris and her husband that for some reason is placed so it's touching the door frame.

Naturally the Photoshops are flying already.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 06, 2021 12:16 PM (6XLoz)

318 It worries me that the Feds aren't even bothering to make their false flags remotely plausible. This reminds me of the Germans very badly pretending that the Poles attacked them first, as justification for invading Poland.

It makes me worried what the Feds have planned.

Putin claims he's massing troops on the Ukrainian border because the western Ukrainians are being mean to the Russians living in eastern Ukraine. IOW, exactly what someone once said about Germans living in the Sudetenland.

Posted by: pep at December 06, 2021 12:16 PM (ZsR3z)

319 300 banging girls young enough to be his daughter is living life fully? But yes, he was a good actor.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Banging?

From Fen?

OMG!
Posted by: Bruce at December 06, 2021 12:12 PM (vd8XM)

She has been corrupted by this blog.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 06, 2021 12:17 PM (BH+AB)

320 304 Irish McCalla. Her Sheena outfit is a dead giveaway.

Posted by: emanations and penumbras at December 06, 2021 12:13 PM (WusEB)

I did that on purpose. Sometimes I like to throw the Horde a bone.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 06, 2021 12:17 PM (BH+AB)

321 Flynn also had a drinking problem. He lived life fully, spent too much money, lost his son mysteriously in I believe Cambodia and died young. Hell of a life for 50 years. Good looking as well. Best Robin Hood ever.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 06, 2021 12:04 PM (2NHgQ)

My grandmother met Errol Flynn. She worked as a babysitter for a family named Caldough in West Vancouver, B.C. The guy was a well-known shady stock promoter, back when the Vancouver Stock Exchange was indeed a wild and wooly place. Flynn was a house guest of the Caldoughs, for a period of time, not many weeks before his demise. Grandma said he was completely charming, even in his quite debilitated condition.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2021 12:17 PM (P3gRi)

322 >It makes me worried what the Feds have planned.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 06, 2021 12:12 PM (I2/tG)

I agree. It portends nothing good if they're at the stage where they can make it so obvious and dare us to do anything in response.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 06, 2021 12:18 PM (cSs/W)

323 I don't know what's worse -- a nood Ace or a nood Cuomo, Jeeves!

Posted by: Bertie Wooster at December 06, 2021 12:18 PM (UHVv4)

324 The left's idea about what a "right wing" Patriot Front would look like is... weirdly sad. I'd have thought there'd be overalls and camo. Maybe a John Deere hat too. And boots. Everyone would have boots. Someone would be holding a rat dog with sunglasses.

Classy.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 06, 2021 12:18 PM (BFigT)

325 Patriot Front is totally real.

Just like Libitere Quebec, the New Provo Front, and Asian Dawn. You can read about them in Time Magazine.

Posted by: The other Agent Johnson at December 06, 2021 12:19 PM (8HSk/)

326 Banging?

From Fen?

OMG!
Posted by: Bruce at December 06, 2021 12:12 PM (vd8XM)

She has been corrupted by this blog.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional

The piano player is teaching her this stuff !

Posted by: JT at December 06, 2021 12:20 PM (arJlL)

327 >It's a huge part of the psy-ops and propaganda. Take any normal gathering. Have a few glowies show up with some confederate flags (or whatever, you get the idea) and take pics.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 06, 2021 12:13 PM (mgqr3)

The worst part is that you can't even do the same to the left because 1) they have plenty of groups that really are that extreme and 2) the MSM buries any bad looks for such groups, because the narrative.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 06, 2021 12:20 PM (cSs/W)

328 314 I think there's a decent chance PF is real and the people marching thinks they're real. But how easy would it be to get just a few feds at the top to command and control things into useful media narratives.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 06, 2021 12:15 PM (tPrn7)

It turns out that PF is a real organization and the splc is going apeshit over it, but why the membership appears to be limited to 30-something white men who all look and dress the same they do not explain.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 06, 2021 12:20 PM (BH+AB)

329 You know it's not a legit right wing group because it's absurdly white. None of the real ones look like that, not even the ones run mostly by the feds, but not full *of* feds.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at December 06, 2021 12:20 PM (++emK)

330 What's amazing to me is the left is too pig-ignorant of history to know that it is 100% certain that the same government they are cheering for locking up "insurrectionists" and running false flag operations against "white supremacists" will turn those tactics against them.

Do they really think the reason no high-level Antifa members have been arrested is because the feds don't know who they are or that they've committed no crimes?

They want fascism and are dangerously stupid enough to think they they--unaccomplished losers who have never fought and won anything of real value--are going to be given control.

Posted by: Lrrr at December 06, 2021 12:20 PM (jIL4c)

331 213 Anyone else all broken up over the Christmas Parade Massacre suspect feeling demonized?
-----------------
Like the Dancing Grannies, I'm all broken up over it. Its Christmas. We should be nice before we start swinging axes.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 06, 2021 12:20 PM (D8mow)

332 So I heard that Hawaii is getting snow, so I look at some headlines:

MSN: "Hawaii braces for foot of snow amid blizzard warning"

CNN: "A blizzard warning is in effect for Hawaii as the lower 48 contents with a snow drought"

Yahoo!News: "Hawaii under blizzard warning with 12 inches of snow and winds up to 100 mph expected"

The Sun: "Winter snowstorm 'to hit Northeast this week' as Hawaii braces for 'foot of snow'"

If you check with the National Weather Service they say that it is common to see snow above 11,000 feet in Hawaii.

But the whole island chain is "bracing" for 12 inches of snow. Warning!! And CNN has to lie about the weather and claim a "snow drought" on the mainland as if that has anything to do with the common occurrence of snowfall in the highest elevations in Hawaii.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at December 06, 2021 12:21 PM (N980O)

333
Out: Boko Haram and Procol Harum.
In: Yokel Harem.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 06, 2021 12:21 PM (m2TSk)

334 Islamic Front (IF) , Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine (PFLP) , Pueblo Sin Fronteras (PSF) , Centro Sin Fronteras Community Services Network (CSF) , Animal Liberation Front (ALF) , Earth Liberation Front (ELF) , Medecins Sans Frontieres (MSF) , International Islamic Front for Jihad Against Jews and Crusaders (IIFJ) , Voces de la Frontera (VF) , Lebanese Islamic Resistance Front (LIRF)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 06, 2021 12:10 PM (Do5/p)

"Fronteras" means "borders", not front. The usage there is almost antithetical to the usage of "front".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2021 12:22 PM (P3gRi)

335 Notice the wearing of sunglasses when not overly sunny out. Also, notice as much of the face is covered as possible - they learned from the Tiki Torch fiasco where sunglasses weren't enough to keep the idiots from being identified quickly. So now they've learned, if you want to do a false flag you can't just wear sunglasses anymore you have to cover your whole face.

Posted by: Dubs at December 06, 2021 12:22 PM (9ALg7)

336 >>> 229 Masks off, bitches! So, we can see who you are.
If not, I assume you're fake.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 06, 2021 11:51 AM (OMayC)

Gotta admit that at the last demonstration in which I participated, I pulled my mask up when some dude was going around shoving his phone in people's faces and taking their pictures. I assumed he was there to find people to dox or otherwise endanger.
Posted by: Emmie at December 06, 2021 11:59 AM (t62xj)

I don't know if I would have thought of it at the time (or have been quick enough without *running* after the prick), but I would have liked to have gotten a picture of *him*.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 06, 2021 12:23 PM (llON8)

337 The tiki torch bearers in the cartoon aren't diverse enough.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 06, 2021 12:23 PM (AoHcW)

338 >>> 283 Noticed the knee pads on those glowie marchers. Are they the 1st BJ Brigade?
Posted by: I'm The Other White Meat at December 06, 2021 12:11 PM (Fs5vw)

Oooh, how do I get someone's number???

Posted by: Shep! at December 06, 2021 12:24 PM (llON8)

339 But the whole island chain is "bracing" for 12 inches of snow. Warning!! And CNN has to lie about the weather and claim a "snow drought" on the mainland as if that has anything to do with the common occurrence of snowfall in the highest elevations in Hawaii.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at December 06, 2021 12:21 PM (N980O)

-------

I'm old enough to remember the NY Times predicting "The End of Snow" owing to AGW.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 06, 2021 12:27 PM (m2TSk)

340 Patriot Prayer, which has had issues with Antifa in Portland, is not the same as Patriot Front. Patriot Prayer is multi-ethnic

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 06, 2021 12:40 PM (5HBd1)

341 How much time went into concocting this false flag, planning for it, setting it up and then staging it. The actual time it took for it to happen and get videotaped looks to be only a few minutes. But how many manhours were lost to this false flag op? Meetings, buying the outfits and props and flags, getting the U-Hauls, etc.

Tells me that our intelligence communities (1) are way overstaffed with people with too much time on their hands and thus there is a lot of opportunity to lessen the headcount and (2) are full of people who are idiots.

Aren't the people in the intelligence community paid their salaries from American taxpayer money? So we basically paid for this false flag operation against ourselves.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 06, 2021 12:49 PM (Do5/p)

342
Yup. And dumber than door nails to boot. He's a mediocre singer/song writer that won the "Bar Band" sweepstakes for simply being in the right place at the right time.
Posted by: PacosMojo at December 06, 2021 11:53 AM (KDhaS)

I spent a lot of time around yacht live-aboards back when I lived in SoCal. Every one of those folks AGGRESSIVELY played Jimmy Buffett on their stereos damned near 24/7. Extremely annoying.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 06, 2021 12:49 PM (n+4am)

343 What is really insulting is the FBI thought we were stupid enough to fall for this. Oh, well, good enough for government work I suppose.

Posted by: banjo at December 06, 2021 01:05 PM (tSiV9)

344 Patriot False Front: "What's the difference between you and me?"
Bat boogaloo boy: "I'm not wearing kneepads!"

Posted by: Spooky at December 06, 2021 01:36 PM (G18jp)

345 Dis guy
Was co star with Ed "Kooky" of 77 Sunset strip 63 years ago.

I'm old

Posted by: an ol exJarhead at December 06, 2021 01:59 PM (3J8sa)

346
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2021 11:45 AM (P3gRi)

Been here since the early days but rarely post. Not sure why that matters when all I did was ask for more investigation?

I'm annoyed at the plebs for quickly dismissing everything as an op these days when it is just as easily explained by someone(s) on the right applying the same dynamics to street level action the left has used for decades minus the violence. Money, organization, planning, execution. They have a Gab page since 2017, the content could be simple larpers, could be a mix of feds and dummies, could be legit and infiltrated. I like their actions. Most on the right do NOTHING more than post online and if we want things to truly change WE need to make changes.

Posted by: Salty Alaskan at December 06, 2021 02:24 PM (UakLg)

347 You are wrong about Patriot Front.
Just because they aren't a half-assed mob and have outmaneuvered Antifa and BLM as well as the DC police, doesn't make them fake or Fed.
Even this blog noted the results of some of their previous operations and wondered who they were.

The real question should be, "What is their actual political social view? Are they white supremacist or fascist or just labeled as such by the typical leftist screed?"

If it turns out they aren't in the slightest, then that would really put the lie on them being FED because theyjust can't help pretending to be bad actors.

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at December 06, 2021 03:10 PM (TsIaP)

348 335 "Notice the wearing of sunglasses when not overly sunny out."

Now that...after the summer of 2020 if I were going somewhere I thought FA might show up, I'd wear anti-laser safety glasses (broad-spectrum, no sense cheaping out), many of which look like shades.

Posted by: Rowsdower Continues to Insist Ashli Babbitt is Crispus Attucks and Michael Byrd is Lon Horiuchi at December 06, 2021 03:14 PM (P/ALc)

349 One other point from me.
If they are Feds, then I'm in trouble. I was working with another publicly known group, checking them out and trying to get them to do better.
Every single thing that PF has done was the exact same recommendations I made to the other that other group that they failed to meaningfully apply. Strict adherence to lawful acts, tight control of member actions, easy identification, close ranks, identity and physical protections.
I'm wondering who I might know, or who might know me, from PF.

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at December 06, 2021 03:26 PM (TsIaP)

350 Bearing false witness is a sin, if you have actual evidence for your accusations show it, otherwise repent.

Posted by: heh at December 06, 2021 03:27 PM (2XvbO)

351 Irish McCalla - Steve Cochran - The Beat Generation (1959)

Posted by: Zube at December 06, 2021 03:36 PM (m+kht)

352 Damn it!
Found their website and if they are real as they seem, they are also racist as they declare.
https://patriotfront.us/manifesto/

WTF couldn't they be true patriots holding to the real principles of the founders... FACK

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at December 06, 2021 07:07 PM (TsIaP)

353 Must be the Feds when they hired the UHaul vans they used government credit cards and then asked for a personal discount.

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