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Unexpectedly, Job Creation Numbers Are Less Than Half of What Were Expected

And wonderfully, the numbers came out while Jen Psaki was appearing on her future employer MSNBC.

Awkward moment for Press Secretary Jen Psaki this morning, as disappointing jobs numbers announced as she was on MSNBC set. Said she couldn't comment on the jobs numbers until 930 am.

-- Josh Kraushaar (@HotlineJosh) December 3, 2021

No one knows what "rule" she's talking about. You can't talk about the numbers before they're public, for obvious reasons. Once they're public, you can talk about them.

Sister Toldjah speculates that this is a White House "rule" -- in other words, a non-rule -- created to give The Regime time to come up with a spin to explain away the economic misery as Recovery Summer IX mixed with a healthy dose of Funemployment and Funflation.

Yesterday -- or maybe the day before -- Jen Psaki insisted that the unending wave of organized looting was caused by the pandemic and nothing else.

Oh wait, she also claimed it was Trump's Fault.

Psaki at first pinned the blame on former President Donald Trump for not offering more funding to local police before turning the blame on the pandemic.

"Well, Peter, I would say that when the president proposed additional funding in his budget over the funding that had been proposed by the prior president to increase in support local police departments, make sure we keep cops on the beat," she said.

But otherwise, it's all due to the pandemic, and not due to her fellow Democrats legalizing crime. Or their paramilitary terrorist allies in BLM and antifa.

No, it's just the covid, which is Trump's fault. And also Trump's fault for being... insufficiently pro-cop (while also being fascist!).

She refused to back away from her security blanket talking points. She just kept lying: All the looting is because of covid (and Trump).

RNC Research
@RNCResearch

Symptoms of COVID-19, per Biden’s White House:

Fever or chills
Cough
Fatigue
Sudden urge to loot Home Depot


Posted by: Ace at 12:18 PM




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1 sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 12:18 PM (LvTSG)

2 She refused to back away from her security blanket talking points. She just kept lying: All the looting is because of covid (and Trump).

==========

Since now it seems that 25% of Democrats disapprove of Biden, I don't think this is working.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 12:20 PM (LvTSG)

3 Whoa

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 03, 2021 12:20 PM (Do5/p)

4 3rd AND I read the content?

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 03, 2021 12:20 PM (Ez6QX)

5 Brandon sounds sick as a dog today. (...edited...[CBD])

Posted by: Capital Eff at December 03, 2021 12:20 PM (GYllL)

6 "Unexpectedly, the gun went off when Baldwin pulled the trigger."

Am I doing this right, economists?

Posted by: 496 at December 03, 2021 12:20 PM (VJsqe)

7 Top 10!

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 03, 2021 12:20 PM (gryET)

8 What would they even have to say without Trump to blame?

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 03, 2021 12:20 PM (vkS2Z)

9 Jen.. stop with the red outfits.. It makes you look even more clownish

Posted by: It's me donna at December 03, 2021 12:20 PM (Pohvy)

10 Psaki at first pinned the blame on former President Donald Trump for not offering more funding to local police before turning the blame on the pandemic.
"Well, Peter, I would say that when the president proposed additional funding in his budget over the funding that had been proposed by the prior president to increase in support local police departments, make sure we keep cops on the beat," she said.


Serious question. What does the federal government have to do with funding local police departments?

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 03, 2021 12:21 PM (Ez6QX)

11 Why create a bunch of jobs when you won't want to hire any of the applicants because they are UNCLEAN?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 03, 2021 12:21 PM (llON8)

12 Lying... communist... whore.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 03, 2021 12:21 PM (45VMl)

13 5 Brandon sounds sick as a dog today. I hope he drops dead.
Posted by: Capital Eff at December 03, 2021 12:20 PM (GYllL)

Says he has a "cold."

Posted by: It's me donna at December 03, 2021 12:21 PM (Pohvy)

14 ...and pscrew psaki.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 03, 2021 12:21 PM (gryET)

15 So the looters are sick, not criminals. Why do conservatives want to put sick people in jail?


-Jen Psaki, in about 20 minutes

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 03, 2021 12:21 PM (cupoy)

16 Rejoice, peasants!

Posted by: Jen Psaki! at December 03, 2021 12:22 PM (I2/tG)

17 The deuce you say!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 12:22 PM (csEWM)

18 I can't figure out why Brandon rates a 36% approval. I mean Bozo the Clown's ugly sister is such a persuasive liar.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 03, 2021 12:22 PM (MKu/Q)

19 Brandon sounds sick as a dog today. I hope he drops dead.
Posted by: Capital Eff at December 03, 2021 12:20 PM (GYllL)


That's a terrible thing to say!

P.S. I heard that in Buddy Hackett's voice from It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 03, 2021 12:22 PM (Ez6QX)

20 It must be infuriating that the idiot Trump got so lucky when he was in office and had such a fantastic economy.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at December 03, 2021 12:22 PM (CM8Oa)

21 Was thinking this morning office space is being created by leaps yet people in them are at a minimum

Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 03, 2021 12:22 PM (TeuoI)

22 Not even bothering to make their lies plausible.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2021 12:22 PM (AlkyK)

23 Since now it seems that 25% of Democrats disapprove of Biden, I don't think this is working.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 12:20 PM (LvTSG)

The Big Lie has worked for a very long time, and perhaps the Democrat party is insufficiently nimble and cannot change their messaging as quickly as they need to...

And that wouldn't surprise me, especially looking at the sclerotic dementia patients at the top of their hierarchy.

That's why DeSantis/Grinell2024 will be the saviors of the Republican party. They are amazingly nimble.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2021 12:22 PM (Q9lwr)

24 REPORTER: "When a huge group of criminals organizes themselves and they want to go loot a store - a CVS, Nordstorm, a Home Depot - until the shelves are clean, you think that's because of the pandemic?"

JEN PSAKI: "Yes"


A good reporter would have followed up with "So what is the explanation for all that happening prior to the pandemic? Such as the BLM and antifa riots and looting and arson prior to the pandemic."

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 03, 2021 12:22 PM (Do5/p)

25 Donald Trump stole 300,000 jobs. Were it not for the inspired policies of our Maximum Leader, Brandon, it would have been 500,000.

Posted by: Eeyore at December 03, 2021 12:23 PM (7X3UV)

26 I think Covid is the Zombie Apocolypse.

Instead of eating brains, the victims have an immediate and unyielding sense that they must loot and steal.

Makes total sense.

Posted by: Czech Chick at December 03, 2021 12:23 PM (haWye)

27 "make sure we keep cops on the beat"

Has she not been paying attention to her party's "Defund The Police" push?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2021 12:23 PM (CAJOC)

28 >>> 10
.....
Serious question. What does the federal government have to do with funding local police departments?
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 03, 2021 12:21 PM (Ez6QX)

It doesn't, and it shouldn't, but you know they're slobbering all over themselves at trying to make this happen. Can't have local departments refusing to enforce MiniMengele's rules you know.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 03, 2021 12:23 PM (llON8)

29 IIRC, all of Trump's numbers (or at least a bunch of them) were later revised up while all of Obama's numbers (or at least a bunch of them) were revised down later.

And I know, I know, seasonal hiring, but why would Experty Experts expect job numbers to go up when people cannot fill jobs now?

I'm still interested to know what money people are living on since the unemployment benefits ran out back around Labor Day.

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at December 03, 2021 12:23 PM (mf5HN)

30 Biden lowered the price of gasoline!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 03, 2021 12:23 PM (63Dwl)

31 Brandon sounds sick as a dog today. I hope he drops dead.
Posted by: Capital Eff at December 03, 2021 12:20 PM (GYllL)

Says he has a "cold."
Posted by: It's me donna at December 03, 2021 12:21 PM (Pohvy)


So... COVID.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 03, 2021 12:23 PM (AiZBA)

32 Nah, it's like shooting fish in a barrel.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at December 03, 2021 12:23 PM (qZdIZ)

33 the jobs are stuck on container ships off the california coast.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at December 03, 2021 12:23 PM (v3pYe)

34 23 That's why DeSantis/Grinell2024 will be the saviors of the Republican party. They are amazingly nimble.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2021 12:22 PM (Q9lwr)

==========

"Your lives are great! Also your lives suck and you need you to give us more power to make your lives great again!"
-Democrats, today

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 12:24 PM (LvTSG)

35 BTW, remember that this is all necessary to collapse the system in order to Build Back Better.

Don't believe for a second that this is upsetting to them. This is what they want. This is what they are purposely engaging in, and they are being successful.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at December 03, 2021 12:24 PM (CM8Oa)

36
Says he has a "cold."
Posted by: It's me donna at December 03, 2021 12:21 PM (Pohvy)

_________

Today: "Cold"

Tomorrow: Chopin's Funeral March on the radio.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2021 12:24 PM (0x8YM)

37 The most effective treatment for COVID is apparently grape shot.

Posted by: FriscoYoda at December 03, 2021 12:24 PM (+56GQ)

38 First they loot the hardware store for the things they need to loot Neiman Marcus, or Gucci.
Things are so bad in SF the looters are looting the other looters.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 03, 2021 12:24 PM (jTmQV)

39 >>> 23
.....
That's why DeSantis/Grinell2024 will be the saviors of the Republican party. They are amazingly nimble.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2021 12:22 PM (Q9lwr)

But do they have helicopters, and know how to use them?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 03, 2021 12:24 PM (llON8)

40 I robbed our local liquor store of all the Bourbon...

'cuz I has teh COVID's. So it's totes kool.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 03, 2021 12:24 PM (BFigT)

41 Unexpectedly!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 12:24 PM (m+jkK)

42 What are all of these Wu "survivors" who refuse to rejoin the workforce doing to make ends meet? The magic cookie jar has got to be nearly empty.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 03, 2021 12:24 PM (Xrfse)

43 we are tragically close to 70s era Russia.

I mean, they can't send you off to Siberia yet.

But they are working up their courage to try it.

Don't worry.

The Supreme Court will protect us.

Posted by: It will be important that you have a good prayer life at December 03, 2021 12:24 PM (cJ2Pc)

44 38 First they loot the hardware store for the things they need to loot Neiman Marcus, or Gucci.
Things are so bad in SF the looters are looting the other looters.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 03, 2021 12:24 PM (jTmQV)

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It's what happens when the retailers can't restock the shelves fast enough.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 12:25 PM (LvTSG)

45 Last jobs report was not "bad", as I recall. No discussion here.

Obviously the country just decided to step in front of a train, after burning its house down, by inexplicably and indefensibly electing a poisonous non-entity to replace a mostly highly effective chief executive, and the country is getting the results.

But these stats will have blips up and down - even though the trajectory is a disaster, and the opportunity cost is beyond description.

Good job, America!

Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2021 12:25 PM (OTzUX)

46 No one knows what "rule" she's talking about

In fairness to Peppermint Psaki, the "rule" probably is that she should spout her lies about the jobs report first in a press briefing, not on an individual network's "news" show.

Posted by: Chuck C at December 03, 2021 12:25 PM (EughT)

47 Brandon sounds sick as a dog today. I hope he drops dead.

****

Gdftryfgjsdfdgfdh...

Posted by: Your Newly Minted Pretend President Harris Sucking On Dildo at December 03, 2021 12:25 PM (hQVBP)

48 Woke jobs are up a million percent, so there.

Posted by: Jen Psaki at December 03, 2021 12:25 PM (7uROS)

49 30 Biden lowered the price of gasoline!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 03, 2021 12:23 PM (63Dwl)

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That chart they were pushing is just sad.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2021 12:25 PM (CAJOC)

50 All those jobs injected themselves with bleach.

Posted by: Jen Psaki at December 03, 2021 12:25 PM (h5TKJ)

51 Tomorrow: Chopin's Funeral March on the radio.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2021 12:24 PM (0x8YM)
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"Funeral March of the Marionette" would be more appropriate.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2021 12:25 PM (AlkyK)

52 Russian TV did some hilarious parodies of Psaki when she was at the State Department during the Obama Administration.

Curiously, searching for "psaki parody russian tv" on YouTube doesn't return any of them.

Probably just a coincidence.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 03, 2021 12:25 PM (I2/tG)

53 Brandon sounds sick as a dog today. I hope he drops dead.
Posted by: Capital Eff at December 03, 2021 12:20 PM (GYllL)

any chance he can infect the rest of the white house as well?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 03, 2021 12:26 PM (8D42x)

54 She would look you straight in the eye and swear poop smells like roses.

Posted by: leber at December 03, 2021 12:26 PM (GFwQ7)

55
Funny cuz...

Cocksucker leftist liar Matthew Yglesias just tweeted yesterday that biden "fixed" inflation.

Yes, he used the words "fixed" and "biden" and "inflation" in the same sentence.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2021 12:26 PM (prQ8Y)

56 Brandon sounds sick as a dog today. I hope he drops dead.

Posted by: Capital Eff at December 03, 2021 12:20 PM

I'll use my birthday wish to wish for that. He'll only get out of it if he takes a snowball to the head. Which will probably kill him. So win-win.

Posted by: Franklin Delano Romanowski at December 03, 2021 12:26 PM (Do5/p)

57 Am I the only one that sees Jen's Inner Demon starting to modify here features?

Fuglier by the day.

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 03, 2021 12:26 PM (WmGrA)

58 REPORTER: "When you rounded up and exterminated millions of the great unvaxxed

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 03, 2021 12:26 PM (ylLOx)

59 --------
"Funeral March of the Marionette" would be more appropriate.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2021 12:25 PM (AlkyK)

The sugar plum Fairy ... seasonal

Posted by: It's me donna at December 03, 2021 12:26 PM (Pohvy)

60 Think of it. Holiday shopping season and job #s are way lower than expectations. I guess if your shipment of toys or latest desk or kitchen gadget was stuck off the the California coast you don't higher temporary staff for the holiday buying season.

But omicron going to kill us all, wait, no just give us all a few days of mild joint and muscle pain so who wants to celebrate? Only those bitter clingers who refuse to worship Dr Fauci.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 03, 2021 12:26 PM (3cGpq)

61 51 Tomorrow: Chopin's Funeral March on the radio.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2021 12:24 PM (0x8YM)
--------
"Funeral March of the Marionette" would be more appropriate.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2021 12:25 PM (AlkyK)

=========

Beethoven's Rage Over a Lost Penny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XFMZs_7nOA

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 12:27 PM (LvTSG)

62 >Brandon sounds sick as a dog today. I hope he drops dead.
Posted by: Capital Eff at December 03, 2021 12:20 PM (GYllL)

That's a terrible thing to say.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 03, 2021 12:27 PM (cSs/W)

63 The smash and grabs are going to get ugly very fast. Two of the men police arrested in one incident both had AR-15's with drum magazines in their vehicles. It's only a matter of time until this becomes a shootout.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 03, 2021 12:27 PM (MKu/Q)

64 I'm still interested to know what money people are living on since the unemployment benefits ran out back around Labor Day.

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at December 03, 2021 12:23 PM (mf5HN)

Redistribution of civil forfeiture funds.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2021 12:27 PM (Q9lwr)

65 Last jobs report was not "bad", as I recall. No discussion here.

**

IIRC they were expecting 700K and got 500K.

"A sign of resiliency and a strong, growing economy" is how it was phrased at the time I do believe.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at December 03, 2021 12:27 PM (CM8Oa)

66 "...we are tragically close to 70s era Russia. "

I would say we are closer to the last days of the Romanov dynasty.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 03, 2021 12:27 PM (jTmQV)

67 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2021 12:22 PM (Q9lwr)

I have MSN as my homepage... because... lazy.

In the last couple of weeks there have been a marked increase in anti Trump stories and headlines. He lives in their heads 24/7, but they are attacking him instead of covering actual news. And the stories come from a wide selection of sources within the MSM.

Almost like, its organized... /duh

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 03, 2021 12:27 PM (oHd/0)

68 ... that was because of the pandemic?"

PSAKI: "Yes."

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 03, 2021 12:27 PM (ylLOx)

69 There need to be consequences for these lies

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 03, 2021 12:27 PM (V6f9+)

70 55 Yes, he used the words "fixed" and "biden" and "inflation" in the same sentence.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2021 12:26 PM (prQ8Y)

===========

Biden's inflation fixed it in America's mind that he was a doddering fool who didn't know what he was doing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 12:27 PM (LvTSG)

71 Sad for people but I still see businesses TRYING TO HIRE which says to me that the unemployment rate has little to do with a lack of actual jobs, and more to do with a worthless, lazy, and greedy culture who decided sitting around at home and collecting a government check is better than working.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2021 12:27 PM (KZzsI)

72 I only have ever donated to charities like Salvation Army, Hero Labradors and Team Rubicon. I have also donated to causes on Donors Choose. I only donate to places where they report exactly how each $ is spent.
Posted by: Eric Clapton at December 03, 2021 12:18 PM (Do5/p)

Just FYI Team Rubicon is a participant in Clinton Foundation events.

Posted by: WhyBanned at December 03, 2021 12:27 PM (ulaXh)

73 I'm still interested to know what money people are living on since the unemployment benefits ran out back around Labor Day.
Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at December 03, 2021 12:23 PM (mf5HN)

Looting , and smash and grabs

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 03, 2021 12:27 PM (45VMl)

74 I'm still interested to know what money people are living on since the unemployment benefits ran out back around Labor Day.
Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at December 03, 2021 12:23 PM (mf5HN)


I saw a headline at Daily Mail (didn't get a chance to read the article) that said something like 50% of the people who lost their jobs during the pandemic won't be looking for new ones, and I wondered the same thing.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 03, 2021 12:27 PM (Ez6QX)

75
"Funeral March of the Marionette" would be more appropriate.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2021 12:25 PM (AlkyK)

____________

Funeral March for a Dead Parrot, by Charles Alkan

https://youtu.be/AQcmBUc0OQc

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2021 12:28 PM (0x8YM)

76 I'm still interested to know what money people are living on since the unemployment benefits ran out back around Labor Day.

**

IIRC peoples with children under X years old are getting all kinds of free money every month.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at December 03, 2021 12:28 PM (CM8Oa)

77 What does the federal government have to do with funding local police departments?

The D's intend to Federalize the cops. All cops.

Local control of the police, particularly having elected sheriffs, is a major obstacle to a complete takeover of the country.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 03, 2021 12:28 PM (I2/tG)

78 Lying... communist... whore.

--

That just about sums it up.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 03, 2021 12:28 PM (sVtYq)

79 63 The smash and grabs are going to get ugly very fast. Two of the men police arrested in one incident both had AR-15's with drum magazines in their vehicles. It's only a matter of time until this becomes a shootout.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 03, 2021 12:27 PM (MKu/Q)

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a "mostly peaceful" shootout

Posted by: 496 at December 03, 2021 12:28 PM (VJsqe)

80 "Tomorrow: Chopin's Funeral March on the radio. "

More like circus clown music.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 03, 2021 12:28 PM (MKu/Q)

81 I'm still interested to know what money people are living on since the unemployment benefits ran out back around Labor Day.

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at December 03, 2021 12:23 PM (mf5HN)

Speaking for the unemployed in my household, she's living off my working ass.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 03, 2021 12:28 PM (V6f9+)

82 I personally can't wait for The Atlantic's new article on why we actually shouldn't want too much job creation.

Posted by: Dr. T at December 03, 2021 12:28 PM (bhRsz)

83 81 I'm still interested to know what money people are living on since the unemployment benefits ran out back around Labor Day.

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at December 03, 2021 12:23 PM (mf5HN)

Speaking for the unemployed in my household, she's living off my working ass.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 03, 2021 12:28 PM (V6f9+)

========

Marrying a cannibal was a mistake.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 12:29 PM (LvTSG)

84 Says he has a "cold."
Posted by: It's me donna at December 03, 2021 12:21 PM (Pohvy)

So... COVID.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 03, 2021 12:23 PM (AiZBA)

Potato...Potahto

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 03, 2021 12:29 PM (BgMrQ)

85 So we have no jobs, but at the same time employers can't find employees. All part of the "absolute absurd timeline" we are in.

Posted by: azjaeger at December 03, 2021 12:29 PM (uIDrC)

86 63 The smash and grabs are going to get ugly very fast. Two of the men police arrested in one incident both had AR-15's with drum magazines in their vehicles. It's only a matter of time until this becomes a shootout.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 03, 2021 12:27 PM (MKu/Q)

They already killed an armed security guard who was protecting a Film Crew covering one of these smash and grabs.

Made the news for about 5 minutes.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 03, 2021 12:29 PM (oHd/0)

87 Alex, at least Biden has learned not to always revise down. Last month they revised up. Some explain this by saying the seasonal hiring occurred a month earlier than normal on employer fears of not finding people. So the expected seasonal employment numbers already happened, hence the underperformance in the jobs number.

Posted by: Black JEM at December 03, 2021 12:29 PM (V6xwG)

88 Brandon sounds sick as a dog today. I hope he drops dead.
Posted by: Capital Eff at December 03, 2021 12:20 PM (GYllL)


That cough has a lot of fluid going on. Maybe pneumonia? Covid is supposed to be a dry cough. He also didn't look so good. Sad to watch this old piece of shit trying to read a teleprompter and failing dismally. He will not be missed. Because his funeral will last a little over 700 days.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 03, 2021 12:29 PM (wAnMi)

89 "unexpectedly"

Everything old is new again!

Posted by: pookysgirl, with strawberry cream cheese pastries at December 03, 2021 12:29 PM (XKZwp)

90 I have some recollection of Rep Ocasio-Crackpot saying that if your choice was between stealing a loaf of bread and see your children go to sleep hungry, what would you do?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 03, 2021 12:29 PM (Ynyl9)

91 Its the gift looting season!

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at December 03, 2021 12:30 PM (TNyrE)

92 Don't worry Ace, the Worst Plague Ever (TM) is being blamed for a wave of stress induced heart attacks in England.

We just need to learn to shrug our shoulders in a Gallic manner and say "C'est le Coof"

Posted by: Kindltot at December 03, 2021 12:30 PM (ZMraq)

93 90 I have some recollection of Rep Ocasio-Crackpot saying that if your choice was between stealing a loaf of bread and see your children go to sleep hungry, what would you do?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 03, 2021 12:29 PM (Ynyl9)

==========

"Step on the loaf of bread and take the 70" television."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 12:30 PM (LvTSG)

94 RNC Research
@RNCResearch
Symptoms of COVID-19, per Biden's White House:

Fever or chills
Cough
Fatigue
Sudden urge to loot Home Depot

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Your SUV has a sudden urge to mow down white people.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 03, 2021 12:30 PM (ylLOx)

95 I really gotta buy more ammo.

Posted by: BuckIV at December 03, 2021 12:30 PM (CLfqv)

96 10
Serious question. What does the federal government have to do with funding local police departments?

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 03, 2021 12:21 PM (Ez6QX)

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Basically nothing, but that's not the point. It's to reinforce a general perception among the rubes that all good things come from your lord and savior, FedGov.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 03, 2021 12:30 PM (lNHqD)

97 Australians are fucking insane. Fucking concentration camps and mass manhunt for three teens who escaped?

If these were happy, fun camps only helping them- why did they want to escape?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 12:30 PM (csEWM)

98 53 Brandon sounds sick as a dog today. I hope he drops dead.
Posted by: Capital Eff at December 03, 2021 12:20 PM (GYllL)

any chance he can infect the rest of the white house as well?


He claims to have had all of the clot shots so, yes.

Posted by: Capital Eff at December 03, 2021 12:30 PM (GYllL)

99
Unexpectedly!!!

Unexpectedly alec "the killer" baldwin, who murdered a woman and nearly murdered another person, says NO! to whether he feels any guilt for killing a woman.

The way he says it is quite shocking, I'll admit. Very, very quick to answer no. His "no" was in the tone of a shrug-off, like of course not, why should I type of "no."

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2021 12:30 PM (prQ8Y)

100 Speaking for the unemployed in my household, she's living off my working ass.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 03, 2021 12:28 PM (V6f9+)

Marrying a cannibal was a mistake.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 12:29 PM (LvTSG)

Bob's married?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 03, 2021 12:30 PM (oHd/0)

101 The smash and grabs are going to get ugly very fast. Two of the men police arrested in one incident both had AR-15's with drum magazines in their vehicles. It's only a matter of time until this becomes a shootout.

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And we can bet our bottom dollars that the filthy corrupt "media" will snuff out such a tragedy just like they did Mr. I Hate Whitey, who plowed into kids and grandmas in WI.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 03, 2021 12:30 PM (sVtYq)

102 The D's intend to Federalize the cops. All cops.

Local control of the police, particularly having elected sheriffs, is a major obstacle to a complete takeover of the country.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 03, 2021 12:28 PM (I2/tG)

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10 years ago (ok - maybe 20) I wouldn't have had any reservations about a federal police force. Now, however, I understand the doom-laden ramifications.

I wonder how many people do not understand though. Especially in blue states like mine. It's as scary as anything out there, but they'd likely be ok with it.

Posted by: 496 at December 03, 2021 12:31 PM (VJsqe)

103 Almost like, its organized... /duh
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 03, 2021 12:27 PM


It doesn't even have to be anymore.

MSNBC: The news is terrible for the Dear Leader. We can't report it. What do we do?

Also MSNBC: Duh, attack Trump 24/7!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 12:31 PM (m+jkK)

104 >Brandon sounds sick as a dog today. I hope he drops dead.
Posted by: Capital Eff at December 03, 2021 12:20 PM (GYllL)

That's a terrible thing to say.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 03, 2021 12:27 PM (cSs/W)


No kidding. It won't be nearly as cathartic if his death isn't a little more drawn-out and agonizing than that.

Posted by: Dr. T at December 03, 2021 12:31 PM (bhRsz)

105 79 63 The smash and grabs are going to get ugly very fast. Two of the men police arrested in one incident both had AR-15's with drum magazines in their vehicles. It's only a matter of time until this becomes a shootout.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 03, 2021 12:27 PM (MKu/Q)

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a "mostly peaceful" shootout
Posted by: 496 at December 03, 2021 12:28 PM (VJsqe)

I'm amazed that they've been so spotty so far. If I were a crime boss in California, I would be signing up MS-13 members to stage big smash and grabs every night - easy money. Who's gonna stop them?

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2021 12:31 PM (trdmm)

106 Brazen. The woman is brazen. Which shouldn't bug me because it's just bra, like boobies, and zen, like a really relaxed, meditative state. I guess I'm saying she should really calm her tits.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 03, 2021 12:31 PM (cupoy)

107 With free breakfast, lunch, and take-home meals at school and $700+ food stamp budgets for the same families every month (and $300 per child in free COVID money), how are any of them hungry?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at December 03, 2021 12:31 PM (CM8Oa)

108 The left: Let's fire a bunch of people for not getting the clot shot!

Also the left: Why are so many people not working?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2021 12:31 PM (ESjRY)

109 That RNC Research twit is small-m moronic.

If the medical-doctor industry decided to stop using Twitter talking points and instead collaborated with the tons of doctors who had fully demonstrated that Ivermectin (and other treatments) are fully capable of handling COVID, America would have a fully functional treatment protocol that doesn't consist of "stay at your home, allow the disease to get worse, and get forced to the hospital in critical health where many other diseases are rapidly swirling around which could also kill you."

Instead, everyone decided that Twitter was the arbitrator of truth, and decided to keep the rampant fear porn 24/7. The stress and economic calamity of the pandemic is what Psaki's talking about, but what she doesn't talk about is that she and her ilk are the ones keeping the panic accelerator floored.

Posted by: Homer's Donuts at December 03, 2021 12:31 PM (BCSAN)

110 I'm still interested to know what money people are living on since the unemployment benefits ran out back around Labor Day.
Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at December 03, 2021 12:23 PM (mf5HN)

Looting , and smash and grabs

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 03, 2021 12:27 PM (45VMl)

And filing fraudulent unemployment benefits applications using stolen personal information. Don't ask me how I know ...

Posted by: mrp at December 03, 2021 12:31 PM (6eRlp)

111 She is right up there in the top 25 people the country would be better off without. It's absurd that she has that much clout, for without her innate ability to lie without conscience, she is as much a nobody as a single skin cell in a petri dish.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at December 03, 2021 12:31 PM (sI15f)

112 Speaking for the unemployed in my household, she's living off my working ass.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 03, 2021 12:28 PM (V6f9+)

Marrying a cannibal was a mistake.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 12:29 PM (LvTSG)

Bob's married?
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 03, 2021 12:30 PM (oHd/0)

Bob's married to Heidi. I'm married to a different body and soul devouring person.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 03, 2021 12:31 PM (V6f9+)

113
Things are so bad in SF the looters are looting the other looters.

The looters need tutors to tutor the looters to loot.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 03, 2021 12:32 PM (63Dwl)

114
So... COVID.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 03, 2021 12:23 PM (AiZBA)


If so I guarantee he will be getting all the other treatments forbidden to us regular folks

Posted by: It's me donna at December 03, 2021 12:32 PM (Pohvy)

115 @27

The Dems are aware that the "Defund the Police" slogan has been backfiring on them, and started blaming Republicans for it several months ago.

Posted by: junior at December 03, 2021 12:32 PM (S/NFr)

116 We don't go out to eat anymore due to the fact you have to eat on a patio and youths will come by, flash a pistol, rob you, maybe even eat your food.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 03, 2021 12:32 PM (jTmQV)

117 Philly Fed says the service sector productivity numbers are in free fall. Costs are rising, with no ability to capture those costs through increased pricing. If this bears out, we will see service sector layoffs sometime near the end of 1Q22.

Posted by: Black JEM at December 03, 2021 12:32 PM (V6xwG)

118 95 I really gotta buy more ammo.
Never a bad time.

Posted by: Capital Eff at December 03, 2021 12:32 PM (GYllL)

119 10 years ago (ok - maybe 20) I wouldn't have had any reservations about a federal police force. Now, however, I understand the doom-laden ramifications.

I wonder how many people do not understand though. Especially in blue states like mine. It's as scary as anything out there, but they'd likely be ok with it.
Posted by: 496 at December 03, 2021 12:31 PM (VJsqe)

10 or 20 years ago, I would have thought it was pretty extreme for anyone to call the FBI a modern day Gestapo.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2021 12:32 PM (trdmm)

120 I'm still interested to know what money people are living on since the unemployment benefits ran out back around Labor Day.

Posted by: alexthechick

Not only that, but the ATV dealers have empty lots, a portable bandsaw mill has a 68 week wait, and other high value goods have surcharges and long wait times.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 03, 2021 12:32 PM (iCTKF)

121 Parents of Oxford HS shooter charged with four counts each of involuntary manslaughter.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 03, 2021 12:32 PM (nsWMi)

122 I have some recollection of Rep Ocasio-Crackpot saying that if your choice was between stealing a loaf of bread and see your children go to sleep hungry, what would you do?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 03, 2021 12:29 PM


That doesn't always work out as well as planned.

Posted by: 24601 at December 03, 2021 12:33 PM (m+jkK)

123 Those "forced entry tools" are pricey, and not as portable as a sledge hammer/ crowbar.

Posted by: BignJames at December 03, 2021 12:33 PM (AwYPR)

124 The smash and grabs are going to get ugly very fast. Two of the men police arrested in one incident both had AR-15's with drum magazines in their vehicles. It's only a matter of time until this becomes a shootout.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 03, 2021 12:27 PM (MKu/Q)


There was one nearby me in San Jose last night. Jewelry store. Bunch of guys in black (they all looked like men), one had a hammer and smashed cases as others followed behind scooping up stuff. That was just the first one I was greeted by on my feed - guessing there's at least 3-4 others as there are every day. Or, somebody beating the ever loving shit out of an old Asian lady. Oh yeah, there was a homeless gal that tried kidnapping a toddler in SF outside a pre-school, and when the nanny chased her down, she ran back and tried to get the nanny's infant from a stroller. Other families intervened.

Ain't diversity amazing? I feel so enriched.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 03, 2021 12:33 PM (wAnMi)

125 93 90 I have some recollection of Rep Ocasio-Crackpot saying that if your choice was between stealing a loaf of bread and see your children go to sleep hungry, what would you do?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 03, 2021 12:29 PM (Ynyl9)
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Steal a sledgehammer, obviously.

Posted by: BuckIV at December 03, 2021 12:33 PM (CLfqv)

126


Alec Baldwin: No, I don't feel responsible. "Someone is responsible...but it's not me."

Someone is to blame. But it's certainly not alec baldwin. I mean, he was only holding and aiming the weapon in his hand when it fired. Why should he feel guilty or responsible?

Case closed; move along.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2021 12:33 PM (prQ8Y)

127 No sympathy for Home Depot. Sure it is a bad societal trend and bad for the community, but that is what those communities voted for. That is what Home Depot and Walgreens voted for. I'm sure there are small businesses who are being looted too. I feel for them. That sucks. Home Depot will be fine. Of course the real winner continues to be Amazon and Jeff Bezos owner of Washington Post and chief pandemic cheerleader.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 03, 2021 12:34 PM (sX1BW)

128 I read one theory that a sizable chunk of people that left the workforce were married "formerly woke" women who decided F this career break the glass ceiling crap and decided to be wives again.

Posted by: Your Newly Minted Pretend President Harris Sucking On Dildo at December 03, 2021 12:34 PM (hQVBP)

129 10 or 20 years ago, I would have thought it was pretty extreme for anyone to call the FBI a modern day Gestapo.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Gordon Liddy got his tit in a wringer over using the term 'jackbooted thugs' on the air 20 years ago.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 03, 2021 12:34 PM (iCTKF)

130 "we're seeing good trends."

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We're sinking less fast than some pessimists expected.

Posted by: Captain of the Titanic at December 03, 2021 12:34 PM (FVME7)

131 90 I have some recollection of Rep Ocasio-Crackpot saying that if your choice was between stealing a loaf of bread and see your children go to sleep hungry, what would you do?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 03, 2021 12:29 PM (Ynyl9)

Foodstamps? Send them to school for free food? Avail myself of any number of private and public programs that provide free food?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 03, 2021 12:34 PM (z5Vrg)

132 Serious question. What does the federal government have to do with funding local police departments?


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Basically nothing, but that's not the point. It's to reinforce a general perception among the rubes that all good things come from your lord and savior, FedGov.


And it trains the cops loyalty towards DC rather than the local citizenry

Posted by: Methos at December 03, 2021 12:34 PM (kOpft)

133 The cannabis shops getting robbed, also noteworthy, because those places are built like banks and have armed security.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 03, 2021 12:35 PM (jTmQV)

134 "Said she couldn't comment on the jobs numbers until 930 am."

You know, she's pretty quick on her feet coming up with these creative ways to dodge a question. It's probably because that's her goal every day that she's talking to a reporter.

It's a shame that the reporters surrounding her are so flat-footed that they can't ask a decent follow-up question. They really are useless.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 03, 2021 12:35 PM (mdjgu)

135 Instead, everyone decided that Twitter was the arbitrator of truth, and decided to keep the rampant fear porn 24/7.

Twitter is pure evil. 100% pure.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 03, 2021 12:35 PM (p+1gI)

136 If you have the choice between stealing a TV, and having your kids go to sleep without watching Eternals on a 75" 8K OLED screen, what do you do? What do you do? In the name of Lenin, what do you do?

Posted by: Sandy Cortez at December 03, 2021 12:35 PM (h5TKJ)

137 They should put up a new sign on the California border, "Welcome to hell."

Posted by: Marcus T at December 03, 2021 12:35 PM (MKu/Q)

138 128 I read one theory that a sizable chunk of people that left the workforce were married "formerly woke" women who decided F this career break the glass ceiling crap and decided to be wives again.
Posted by: Your Newly Minted Pretend President Harris Sucking On Dildo at December 03, 2021 12:34 PM (hQVBP)

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The Paolo is probably too tired to even smile at this news.

Posted by: 496 at December 03, 2021 12:35 PM (VJsqe)

139
he D's intend to Federalize the cops. All cops.

Local control of the police, particularly having elected sheriffs, is a major obstacle to a complete takeover of the country.
Posted by: The ARC of History!


"We cannot continue to rely only on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives that we've set," Obama said. "We've got to have a civilian national security force that's just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 03, 2021 12:35 PM (63Dwl)

140 Psaki lies because that's her job: to lie to the American people.

I'm still interested to know what money people are living on since the unemployment benefits ran out back around Labor Day.

Honestly we're in a strange place and I don't understand how most of things work any longer. It seems like we're in some kind of alternate reality where all the rules of economics and logic just don't work any longer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2021 12:35 PM (KZzsI)

141 Poor Psaki, somebody fucked her brains out years ago.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at December 03, 2021 12:35 PM (I8FKK)

142 >>> 116 We don't go out to eat anymore due to the fact you have to eat on a patio and youths will come by, flash a pistol, rob you, maybe even eat your food.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 03, 2021 12:32 PM (jTmQV)

Where the f do you live?? Have you considered relocating?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 03, 2021 12:36 PM (llON8)

143 No kidding. It won't be nearly as cathartic if his death isn't a little more drawn-out and agonizing than that.

Like a stinky turd, do you really want it floating around for an extended period of time or, would you prefer a quick flush?

Posted by: Capital Eff at December 03, 2021 12:36 PM (GYllL)

144 Here's what we all have to look forward to shortly after the new federal non-needle-raped citizen database comes online:

Nevada Becomes First State to Impose Surcharge on Unvaccinated Workers

https://preview.tinyurl.com/3nd9sa5n

(For those without an Epoch Times account, use 12ft.io to get past the "subscribe wall.")

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at December 03, 2021 12:37 PM (DTX3h)

145 We keep trying to tell you - OrangeMan Bad!

Everything bad is his fault! Everything! Well, him and all of those Deplorables!

Posted by: NPC_01101111 at December 03, 2021 12:37 PM (a3Q+t)

146 It's a shame that the reporters surrounding her are so flat-footed that they can't ask a decent follow-up question. They really are useless.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 03, 2021 12:35 PM (mdjgu)

Next interview - "Well I can't answer that question because you didn't say "Simon says". And since I had to tell you that, you have to wait an hour until you ask again. Oh and I'm leaving in 30 minutes."

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2021 12:37 PM (trdmm)

147 Y'all talk in' 'bout the tax credit prepayment should know that my credit for four kids (one is 18 this year) is $700/mo. Not even close to covering my mortgage. That ain't what people are living on.

They are living off of the black market if they have skills, welfare or possibly savings if they aren't layabouts. There are layabouts. There are also a ton of moms, like Sarah Hoyt details, who now stay home. And those fast food joints are looking for the teenagers that were no longer born about 2005. We acknowledged that the birth rate dropped below replacement in 2007. It actually happened much earlier is my bet.

Posted by: Catherine--who generally doesn't curse. at December 03, 2021 12:37 PM (xQ19v)

148
Whoa whoa whoa!

Alec Baldwin blatantly suggests the blame is on....

his victim, a.k.a., the dead lady.

He really said it -- "unless it was the cinematographer who directed me where to point the gun for he camera angle."

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2021 12:37 PM (prQ8Y)

149 I have some recollection of Rep Ocasio-Crackpot saying that if your choice was between stealing a loaf of bread and see your children go to sleep hungry, what would you do?

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When they start looting bakeries, maybe I'll understand better.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 03, 2021 12:37 PM (sX1BW)

150 No one knows what "rule" she's talking about.

The rule is, I wait for the spin to be written for me. Can't just go out there with the facts- come on!

Posted by: Jen Psaki at December 03, 2021 12:37 PM (OMKK+)

151 I hate to leave things to the last minute so let's begin now to rename the State of the Union Address the Super Happy Fun Time Make Believe Hour.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 03, 2021 12:38 PM (FVME7)

152 I live in a nice area where this thing would have been unthinkable a mere couple of years ago.
If you think you can "relocate" your way out of the crime wave, think again.
The criminals have cars, they didn't walk here.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 03, 2021 12:38 PM (jTmQV)

153 He really said it -- "unless it was the cinematographer who directed me where to point the gun for he camera angle."

Come at us, SUV!

Posted by: Waukesha Dancers at December 03, 2021 12:38 PM (OMKK+)

154
Alec killer Baldwin: "And that's exactly what happened."

He says he did what he was told to do.
So it was her fault for telling him to point the loaded gun at her.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2021 12:39 PM (prQ8Y)

155 I propose that all New Yorker magazine cartoons be re-captioned to include the ending phrase "...because of the pandemic!"

Posted by: Muldoon at December 03, 2021 12:39 PM (m45I2)

156 Man, I still can't understand why the press hates Joe so much.

They were gleefully taking Obama's load of "jobs created, saved or funded" like veteran bukake actresses.

Now, he's for sure getting the surprise "unexpected," every month money shot but they're just not giving him the full chakra release like obama got.

Posted by: Lrrr at December 03, 2021 12:39 PM (jIL4c)

157 Job numbers?

Could be worse, could be raining.

...Jen "Igor" Psucki...

Posted by: Bruce at December 03, 2021 12:39 PM (vd8XM)

158 We're debating whether to have my husband return to work. We could use a little more money, but we also don't want to put the kindergartener in public school, so...

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 03, 2021 12:40 PM (8548M)

159 153 He really said it -- "unless it was the cinematographer who directed me where to point the gun for he camera angle."

Come at us, SUV!
Posted by: Waukesha Dancers at December 03, 2021 12:38 PM (OMKK+)

=========

We all know that the NRA held a seance that took possession of the gun and forced it to fire in Alec's innocent hands. The other Baldwin brother told me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 12:40 PM (LvTSG)

160 Alec Baldwin blatantly suggests the blame is on....

his victim, a.k.a., the dead lady.

He really said it -- "unless it was the cinematographer who directed me where to point the gun for he camera angle."

Posted by: Soothsayer

Alec is a smooth talking man. Now, Marion Berry would've just said, "The Bitch set me up!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 03, 2021 12:40 PM (FVME7)

161 Oh yeah, the other good one I saw was some poor idiot Asian family was opening a Sushi restaurant in SF (dear Lord, why?!?) and was a week or two away from opening. Well, it appears one of their suppliers (who looka like a man) took note of a big empty restaurant with a wine/beer license and food.

So, they advertised a "partay", papered up all the windows, even put up signs guiding guests to the bathrooms - and threw a party for a few hundred of their closest friends - for a fee of course. So, the restaurant got trashed, totally cleaned out (tables, chairs and of course, alcohol), and the owners got to clean up the bottles, butts and barf. Now they're looking at opening next year sometime.

Protip: Run. Run as far as you can, and don't look back. There's an entire state with some towns that would appreciate you.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 03, 2021 12:41 PM (wAnMi)

162 >>> 144 Here's what we all have to look forward to shortly after the new federal non-needle-raped citizen database comes online:

Nevada Becomes First State to Impose Surcharge on Unvaccinated Workers

https://preview.tinyurl.com/3nd9sa5n

(For those without an Epoch Times account, use 12ft.io to get past the "subscribe wall.")
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at December 03, 2021 12:37 PM (DTX3h)

It's a tax!

Posted by: John Roberts at December 03, 2021 12:41 PM (llON8)

163 Why doesn't President Biden get credit for the 58 million jobs he's saved?

Posted by: Ginger Goebbels at December 03, 2021 12:41 PM (flINI)

164 IIRC peoples with children under X years old are getting all kinds of free money every month.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at December 03, 2021 12:28 PM (CM8Oa)

And then in late March, early April: Why am I not getting my normal, big refund!!??

Posted by: Mainah at December 03, 2021 12:41 PM (B+qrE)

165 156 Now, he's for sure getting the surprise "unexpected," every month money shot but they're just not giving him the full chakra release like obama got.

Posted by: Lrrr at December 03, 2021 12:39 PM (jIL4c)

=========

Because they came in their pants at the thought of Obama winking at them, but Biden getting near them gives them the chills.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 12:41 PM (LvTSG)

166 152 I live in a nice area where this thing would have been unthinkable a mere couple of years ago.
If you think you can "relocate" your way out of the crime wave, think again.
The criminals have cars, they didn't walk here.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 03, 2021 12:38 PM (jTmQV)

I suggest you sell now before it gets worse. Real estate values will not stay insanely inflated forever.

Posted by: WhyBanned at December 03, 2021 12:41 PM (ulaXh)

167 @77

Ironically, I can see how big of a pain a locally electedsheriff can cause TPTB right here in LA County. Sheriff Villanuvue (sp?) already has the County Supervisors upset with him. So he's essentially said, "Screw it," and sided with the voters. Whenever there's some new COVID rule that's passed down, he'll issue a public statement that the Sheriff's Department won't be enforcing it. And he:s broken up and cleared out more than one massive homeless encampment over the protests of supervisors.

He's not perfect, but I'm enjoying his actions so far.

Posted by: junior at December 03, 2021 12:41 PM (S/NFr)

168 Parents of Oxford HS shooter charged with four counts each of involuntary manslaughter.

So ALec Baldwin, who shot and killed someone, is guilty of nothing, and this couple, who didn't shoot anyone, need to be in prison.

Totally legitimate government.

Posted by: Methos at December 03, 2021 12:41 PM (kOpft)

169 And we got at a minimum, a little over three years left of this wonton destruction.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 03, 2021 12:41 PM (uU5h0)

170 Who is in charge at the WH? Biden isn't allowed to speak without approval, psaki isn't allowed to speak without approval... who is the approval?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 03, 2021 12:41 PM (Pw26M)

171 121 Parents of Oxford HS shooter charged with four counts each of involuntary manslaughter.
Posted by: Jen the original at December 03, 2021 12:32 PM (nsWMi)
********
Just heard the press conference and after hearing what was revealed about what the parents knew and did... they deserved to be charged.
The school will probably be sued for negligence too.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 03, 2021 12:42 PM (NpAcC)

172 Oh, did I mention that the restaurant party people stole the entire security camera system? LOL.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 03, 2021 12:42 PM (wAnMi)

173 Is she attempting to use her eyelids for Morse code to signal for help?

Posted by: Ajmojo at December 03, 2021 12:42 PM (XxarE)

174 Nevada Becomes First State to Impose Surcharge on Unvaccinated Workers


Sounds like a great way to drive your tax base out of the state. Brilliant!

Posted by: Capital Eff at December 03, 2021 12:42 PM (GYllL)

175 The pandemic, climate change and Trump. Those three explain 100% of the countries troubles....

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2021 12:42 PM (CYnTg)

176 We're getting $550 a month for our kids. It's all going into savings.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 03, 2021 12:42 PM (8548M)

177 On "Morning Joe," Jen Psaki claims she can't comment on the newly released, disastrous November jobs numbers, but then goes on to say "we're seeing good trends."


She Psircles-back to spin truth into lies so many times per minute that she gets dizzy, so she sees the downward trend of jobs from October to November as inverted - a good, upward trend!

Posted by: Gref at December 03, 2021 12:42 PM (AMIL/)

178 When does FB ban the WHO account over misinfo for saying there is no evidence to support boosters?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 03, 2021 12:42 PM (Pw26M)

179 170 Who is in charge at the WH? Biden isn't allowed to speak without approval, psaki isn't allowed to speak without approval... who is the approval?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 03, 2021 12:41 PM (Pw26M)

Dr. Fauci is President, Biden said so yesterday.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 03, 2021 12:42 PM (oHd/0)

180 Psakihack had to circle back to get instructions from President Teddy Ruxpin.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2021 12:43 PM (JZMvH)

181 DeSantis needs to be the leader of our resistance, not President. First, I doubt they are going to let the "Trump Mistake" happen again. But even if DeSantis did manage to beat that part of the system, he'd be instantly neutralized by the Deep State. Come on, we know how this play book works. How about we fight them from a base of power, not total weakness? No one who can affect real change will ever be allowed to do so from the POTUS chair.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 03, 2021 12:43 PM (cSs/W)

182 Dec. 2, US News and World Report:
December Job Numbers could be an early Christmas.

Dec 3, 12:40PM
DOW - down - 76.64 (0.22%)
NASDAQ - down - 327.73 (2.13%)
S&P 500 - down - 52.90 (1.16%)

So much for yesterday's gains.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2021 12:43 PM (WzJXd)

183 176 We're getting $550 a month for our kids. It's all going into savings.

ah. this is all *your* fault!

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at December 03, 2021 12:43 PM (oY6Yp)

184 Disparity of force is evident when a mob has taken tools that can be used as weapons, and are violently looting a store. If any of them were to assault a customer the entire mob is suspect and use of deadly force should be justified by any customer that fears for their life inside that store. Carry always. Get out if anything starts. Open your way out if the thugs get in your way.

Posted by: JJ at December 03, 2021 12:43 PM (oRhhP)

185 And we got at a minimum, a little over three years left of this wonton destruction.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 03, 2021 12:41 PM (uU5h0)

***

LACIST!!!

Posted by: Sum Ting Wong at December 03, 2021 12:44 PM (flINI)

186 this wonton destruction.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 03, 2021 12:41 PM


What happened to your soup?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 12:44 PM (m+jkK)

187 I live in a nice area where this thing would have been unthinkable a mere couple of years ago.
If you think you can "relocate" your way out of the crime wave, think again.
The criminals have cars, they didn't walk here.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 03, 2021 12:38 PM (jTmQV)
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And even better, they use public transit. During the Rodney King peaceful protests I was visiting friends in Pasadena (far away from the "diverse" areas) when the news reported that the rioters/looters were only a mile away. Why? They took MetroLink, the light rail system.

Your tax dollars at work.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 03, 2021 12:44 PM (YqDXo)

188 Old and busted: I worked hard as a laborer in the shipyards so that my sone could go to college and become a doctor so that his son could be an artist.

New and trending: I stole a hammer and a crowbar so that my son could smash and loot a jewelry store so that his son could be an artist.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 03, 2021 12:44 PM (m45I2)

189 171. I am recording the press conference as I cannot listen to it at the moment. Is it me or does Karen McDonald sound more like a hysterical PTA president than a prosecutor?

Posted by: Jen the original at December 03, 2021 12:44 PM (nsWMi)

190
This rotten cocksucker cunt of a man...

Alec Baldwin: "I'm all for doing anything that will take us to a place where we're -- this is less likely to happen again."

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2021 12:44 PM (prQ8Y)

191 It almost seems as though... the more we pay workers, the fewer workers we pay. Sort of like... there is a limited pot of money to pay employees from. No. Couldn't be.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 03, 2021 12:45 PM (Pw26M)

192 Dr. Jill is the dauce?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2021 12:45 PM (JZMvH)

193 " And we got at a minimum, a little over three years left of this wonton destruction."

Hey, that's my line.

And you're forgetting ...... "but the mid-terms!!!!!!!!!!!"


Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2021 12:45 PM (OTzUX)

194 173 Is she attempting to use her eyelids for Morse code to signal for help?

n.o.r.m.a.n. .c.o.o.r.d.i.n.a.t.e.

Posted by: Psaki's Eyelids at December 03, 2021 12:45 PM (v3pYe)

195 I propose that all New Yorker magazine cartoons be re-captioned to include the ending phrase "...because of the pandemic!"
Posted by: Muldoon at December 03, 2021


***
My favorite NY cartoon: The man is saying to the cat as it walks by, "Because you cats were considered sacred in Ancient Egypt cuts no ice with me."

Add ". . . because of the pandemic!" to that!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 12:45 PM (txdEq)

196 You should add the graphic of the DNC praising Joe with a graph that shows a HUGE drop in gas prices.
Seriously, the graph starts at the top left, then drops almost to the bottom right.
Major gas price drop you all!

Then, if you read the legend-- it's one f'ing penny since... last month!

Posted by: Lrrr at December 03, 2021 12:45 PM (jIL4c)

197 Maybe I should move to a nice little town like Waukesha?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 03, 2021 12:45 PM (jTmQV)

198 I'd get a job because i'm now retired and bored as hell, but I could only work probably 1 day a week before SS penalized me.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 03, 2021 12:45 PM (IIAOb)

199 >Philly Fed says the service sector productivity numbers are in free fall. Costs are rising, with no ability to capture those costs through increased pricing. If this bears out, we will see service sector layoffs sometime near the end of 1Q22.
Posted by: Black JEM at December 03, 2021 12:32 PM (V6xwG)

Funny how mandating people put something in their body that they don't want to might make them do the bare-minimum amount of work just to scrape by. And the ones who received the shots are also butthurt that they have to pick up the slack from those fired for not complying with medical rape.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 03, 2021 12:45 PM (cSs/W)

200 Dr. Fauci is President, Biden said so yesterday.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 03, 2021 12:42 PM (oHd/0)


Forget the Hitler comparisons, Fauci is Mussolini reincarnate -- an arrogant little prick.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 03, 2021 12:45 PM (AiZBA)

201
I have a suggestion for what we can do to prevent Alec Baldwin from killing someone again.

Hang him.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2021 12:45 PM (prQ8Y)

202 Dr. Fauci is President, Biden said so yesterday.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 03, 2021 12:42 PM (oHd/0)
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Deep State is allowing Fauci to run with it. When they achieve their goal he will be among the first to go.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2021 12:45 PM (WzJXd)

203 "wonton destruction" sounds OK (though those dumplings are filling after a while).

Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2021 12:46 PM (OTzUX)

204 Whoa whoa whoa!

Alec Baldwin blatantly suggests the blame is on....

his victim, a.k.a., the dead lady.

He really said it -- "unless it was the cinematographer who directed me where to point the gun for he camera angle."
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2021 12:37 PM (prQ8Y)
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Old and Busted: The Immaculate Deception.
Everything Old is New Hotness Again: The Immaculate Reception.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 03, 2021 12:46 PM (pagcf)

205 Boy, this run of Bad Luck sure is getting pervasive, extensive, and comprehensive!

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 03, 2021 12:46 PM (4I/2K)

206 Psaki lies because that's her job: to lie to the American people.

-
Didja see this nominee's explanation for her embarrassing tweets?

https://bit.ly/3dhxfed

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 03, 2021 12:46 PM (FVME7)

207 I'm still interested to know what money people are living on since the unemployment benefits ran out back around Labor Day.
==
All they have to do is walk into a drug store or target and fill up the cart and leave. Sell off the excess on ebay for walking around money.

Posted by: These Days Crime Pays at December 03, 2021 12:46 PM (JVMZh)

208 Well.. no federal worker can be paid more than the president. And Fauci is the highest paid federal worker. So it checks out.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 03, 2021 12:46 PM (Pw26M)

209 TWTR (Twitter) stock down 20% in the last week.

Doooooood!

https://bit.ly/3rypk4x

Posted by: bonhomme at December 03, 2021 12:46 PM (sG4Hj)

210 @186

>>What happened to your soup?!

They didn't have wonton soup so I had to settle for Sweet and Sour Soup with a side of Steamed Dumplings.

Bummer.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 03, 2021 12:46 PM (uU5h0)

211 No one who can affect real change will ever be allowed to do so from the POTUS chair.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 03, 2021 12:43 PM (cSs/W)
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"And in my first official act as President, I hereby declare the Democrat Party as a terrorist organization."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 03, 2021 12:46 PM (YqDXo)

212 >>> 152 I live in a nice area where this thing would have been unthinkable a mere couple of years ago.
If you think you can "relocate" your way out of the crime wave, think again.
The criminals have cars, they didn't walk here.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 03, 2021 12:38 PM (jTmQV)

Long term, you are correct; especially given the criminals in our feralgov. Short term, you could relocate to an area with people who are less tolerant of such activity. I suspect good neighbors are going to be more and more important in the next months and years.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 03, 2021 12:46 PM (llON8)

213 Come on, we know how this play book works. How about we fight them from a base of power, not total weakness? No one who can affect real change will ever be allowed to do so from the POTUS chair.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 03, 2021 12:43 PM (cSs/W)

We currently do not have any "Base of power". We have a base, but none of them hold much power. That's why getting control of the Presidency is the best and fastest way to get some of our people into actual positions with some power.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2021 12:47 PM (trdmm)

214 If the Biden had any brains and didn't hate America they would declare the covid panic over, , claim victory, drop all the mandates and tell everybody to stop hiding at home and behind masks and get to work and get on with life. Economy is booming in two weeks, supply problems end and approval goes up 15%


But that can't happen because the deplorable must be punished.

Posted by: Ripley at December 03, 2021 12:47 PM (MxEKc)

215 Posted by: junior at December 03, 2021 12:41 PM (S/NFr)

Yeah, love our local Sheriff.

Won't enforce the Covid shit, even when Grusome Newsome ordered him to.

And, had an incident where a guy was shooting varmints with a .22, that were eating electric cable, and a Liberal Idiot was hiding and filming him because PETA... then said the guy shot 'near' him (bullet in his general direction). DA wanted to press charges, Sheriff basically said Pack Sand, we are not wasting our time to investigate a non crime.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 03, 2021 12:47 PM (oHd/0)

216 I could only work probably 1 day a week before SS penalized me.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 03, 2021 12:45 PM (IIAOb)

Work off the books.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2021 12:47 PM (Q9lwr)

217 Psacki of Pshitty is doing that hand grab thing agin-trying to capture the gnats swirling around her rotting soul .

Posted by: LASue at December 03, 2021 12:47 PM (Ed8Zd)

218 Arec Bawdein needs a 50lb anvil dropped on him.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2021 12:47 PM (JZMvH)

219 We're getting $550 a month for our kids. It's all going into savings.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel

I'm gonna get me some of those kids that have 450K each and adopt them.
That and another 550 a month. Winning!

Posted by: Bruce at December 03, 2021 12:47 PM (vd8XM)

220 So, the state by state breakdown of the job gains will show New York and Illinois leading the pack while Texas and Florida dragging the numbers down, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 12:47 PM (LvTSG)

221 Test

Posted by: ybodon at December 03, 2021 12:47 PM (17Q49)

222 Who is in charge at the WH? Biden isn't allowed to speak without approval, psaki isn't allowed to speak without approval... who is the approval?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 03, 2021 12:41 PM (Pw26M)


Did you see Pelosi yesterday? Holy Fook, she's about as far gone as Joe. She spent a good 30 seconds trying to say something, who knows what. It looked more like some sort of palsied seizure with words.

This would explain why the WH is so fragmented. I've always guessed she's on one end of the tug of war, but dayum. We are so screwed with freaks like this in charge.

https://tinyurl.com/5n8n77es

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 03, 2021 12:47 PM (wAnMi)

223 Alec Baldwin: "I'm all for doing anything that will take us to a place where we're -- this is less likely to happen again."
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2021 12:44 PM (prQ8Y)

So, he's saying he needs to be locked up then....

Posted by: Boswell at December 03, 2021 12:47 PM (5iUNf)

224 If any of them were to assault a customer the entire mob is suspect and use of deadly force should be justified by any customer that fears for their life inside that store. Carry always. Get out if anything starts. Open your way out if the thugs get in your way.
Posted by: JJ at December 03, 2021


***
And don't report your altercation to anybody.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 12:47 PM (txdEq)

225 203 "wonton destruction" sounds OK (though those dumplings are filling after a while).

Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2021 12:46 PM (OTzUX)

-------

There's a Godzilla joke in there somewhere.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 03, 2021 12:48 PM (pagcf)

226 My favorite NY cartoon: The man is saying to the cat as it walks by, "Because you cats were considered sacred in Ancient Egypt cuts no ice with me."

Add ". . . because of the pandemic!" to that!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 12:45 PM


One of my favorites is of a man sitting in a lawyer's office, holding a beaver on a leash. The lawyer is saying "And to whom will sir be leaving his estate?"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 12:48 PM (m+jkK)

227 Just noticed we have the red hair bitch again

Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 03, 2021 12:48 PM (TeuoI)

228 FcuK you Raggedy Ann !

Posted by: Joe thunder Bidien at December 03, 2021 12:48 PM (M+Lyo)

229 I'd get a job because i'm now retired and bored as hell, but I could only work probably 1 day a week before SS penalized me.
==
Volunteer work is nice. meals on wheels, stuff like that.

Posted by: These Days Crime Pays at December 03, 2021 12:48 PM (tJL2M)

230
I can't imagine the dead lady's husband will be pleased to hear this. Unless he's a cuck...which I suspect he is.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2021 12:48 PM (prQ8Y)

231 I hate to leave things to the last minute so let's begin now to rename the State of the Union Address the Super Happy Fun Time Make Believe Hour.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 03, 2021 12:38 PM (FVME7)


I am stealing this, verbatum

Posted by: Kindltot at December 03, 2021 12:48 PM (ZMraq)

232 Joe claims he caught a cold from his one-year old grandson when the kid kissed him. Again demonstrating Joe's stupidity. A 79-year old Leader of the Free World should not get within 50 feet of anyone who has a cold.

Posted by: Gref at December 03, 2021 12:48 PM (AMIL/)

233 205 Boy, this run of Bad Luck sure is getting pervasive, extensive, and comprehensive!
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 03, 2021 12:46 PM (4I/2K)
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And economics/ economists are a joke. They keep getting wrong-footed ("unexpectedly!").

Hey, geniuses, how about modifying your models so you keep getting "unexpected" results? Hmmm?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 03, 2021 12:48 PM (YqDXo)

234 187 I live in a nice area where this thing would have been unthinkable a mere couple of years ago.
If you think you can "relocate" your way out of the crime wave, think again.
The criminals have cars, they didn't walk here.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 03, 2021 12:38 PM (jTmQV)
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If you live in a "nice area" where most of your neighbors vote Democrat, then you were a fool to think these things were "unthinkable".

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2021 12:48 PM (trdmm)

235 Alrighty then. Something new at the HQ. I just got rejected for looking like spam. WTH.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 03, 2021 12:49 PM (2NHgQ)

236 don't keep getting

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 03, 2021 12:49 PM (YqDXo)

237 I could only work probably 1 day a week before SS penalized me.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 03, 2021


***
I'm past the point where SS would penalize me for earning, but I've got 2 years before the max payment amount. I don't think I am going to wait.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 12:49 PM (txdEq)

238 Hmm...

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at December 03, 2021 12:49 PM (nLrWw)

239 Brandon sounds sick as a dog today. I hope he drops dead.
Posted by: Capital Eff at December 03, 2021 12:20 PM (GYllL)

That's a terrible thing to say!

P.S. I heard that in Buddy Hackett's voice from It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World.
Posted by: Jordan61

"Must be an eye cold"

Posted by: JT at December 03, 2021 12:49 PM (arJlL)

240 Redistribution of civil forfeiture funds.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2021 12:27 PM (Q9lwr)



You typed that to hurt me.

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at December 03, 2021 12:49 PM (mf5HN)

241 Twitter is pure evil. 100% pure.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

First clue is that the last two CEOs are ringers for Stan.

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 03, 2021 12:49 PM (WmGrA)

242 But that can't happen because the deplorable must be punished.

Posted by: Ripley at December 03, 2021 12:47 PM


That and the fact that they've so successfully terrorized their base that they just can't stop and declare victory.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 12:49 PM (m+jkK)

243 If you live in a "nice area" where most of your neighbors vote Democrat, then you were a fool to think these things were "unthinkable".
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2021 12:48 PM (trdmm)
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See, e.g., SF.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 03, 2021 12:49 PM (YqDXo)

244 New and trending: I stole a hammer and a crowbar so that my son could smash and loot a jewelry store so that his son could be an artist. Congressman

Posted by: t-bird at December 03, 2021 12:50 PM (CTJwJ)

245 235 Alrighty then. Something new at the HQ. I just got rejected for looking like spam. WTH.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 03, 2021 12:49 PM (2NHgQ)

Too many linebreaks or too long of a post. Been around for a while now.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 03, 2021 12:50 PM (z5Vrg)

246 It's the face they make when they're lying. Like they know you know, and want you know, and think it's hilarious they can do it and get away with it.

Posted by: ... at December 03, 2021 12:50 PM (7HyDs)

247 sudden urge to loot home depot...lol.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at December 03, 2021 12:50 PM (hV9ir)

248 Test
Posted by: ybodon at December 03, 2021 12:47 PM (17Q49)


Okay!
Simplify: 8x^3 - 4x + 3x^3 + 6x^2 - x
1) 5x^3 + 6x^2 + 3x
2) 5x^3 + 8x^2 - 3x
3) 11x^3 + 6x^2 - 5x
4) 11x^3 + 2x^2 - x

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 03, 2021 12:50 PM (wAnMi)

249 Work off the books.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2021 12:47 PM (Q9lwr)
==
That is the thought. Jobs Household surveys and payroll surveys don't match. The I'll work for cash contingent is growing.

Posted by: Black JEM at December 03, 2021 12:50 PM (V6xwG)

250 232 Joe claims he caught a cold from his one-year old grandson when the kid kissed him. Again demonstrating Joe's stupidity. A 79-year old Leader of the Free World should not get within 50 feet of anyone who has a cold.
Posted by: Gref at December 03, 2021 12:48 PM (AMIL/)

Exchanging tongues probably didn't help.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 03, 2021 12:50 PM (eGTCV)

251 104 >Brandon sounds sick as a dog today. I hope he drops dead.
Posted by: Capital Eff at December 03, 2021 12:20 PM (GYllL)

A bit harsh, but you know what, fuck it.

I remember hearing "did you hear the good news..." chatter in my little work area right after it was publicly confirmed that Trump caught the Wu-flu.

Now if I prefaced Biden catching whatever scary variant is making the rounds like that, well, that would be rude and crass, wouldn't it?

Pricks.

Posted by: Thrawn at December 03, 2021 12:50 PM (Rl7KJ)

252 The twatter people defending her "yes" are deranged.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at December 03, 2021 12:50 PM (KiBMU)

253 240 You typed that to hurt me.
Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at December 03, 2021 12:49 PM (mf5HN)

=========

Chevron was a justly decided SCOTUS opinion.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 12:50 PM (LvTSG)

254 Wonton destruction?

Sounds more like Ghidorrah's MO.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2021 12:50 PM (JZMvH)

255 >They took MetroLink, the light rail system.

Your tax dollars at work.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 03, 2021 12:44 PM (YqDXo)

Light rail is well-known as a thug-mover system.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 03, 2021 12:51 PM (cSs/W)

256 Joe claims he caught a cold from his one-year old grandson when the kid kissed him.
-----------------

A legitimate one, or the illegitimate one?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 03, 2021 12:51 PM (YqDXo)

257 An excerpt from this week's Economist leader on COVID mandates (focus on the last sentence):

"Many of those who reject vaccination argue that the state has no right to coerce them.

Those arguments are flawed. Two years into the pandemic, it is clear that your behaviour really is your neighbours' business. One reason is that you are more likely to infect other people if you are unvaccinated. Even if they are protected, some of them will fall gravely ill and die--albeit a small proportion. Also, if the state does nothing, the unjabbed will swamp the health service, causing a lot of deaths, including many that have nothing to do with covid. And more than one liberty is at stake. If governments have to resort to lockdowns to slow the spread of the disease, anti-vaxxers are depriving the vaccinated of freedom."

Positively Orwellian.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 03, 2021 12:51 PM (M1I8I)

258 psaki is still ticked off about PDT winning the WH. Remember that picture of the massed barry staffers as PDT's crew was coming in. Arms folded, looking like their dogs just died. She's never gotten over that. She's still punishing people for it.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 03, 2021 12:51 PM (2NHgQ)

259
Alec Baldwin on other actors speaking out about him killing a woman: "Well, if your protocol is you check the gun all the time, good for you, good for you."

Good for you, he says.

His protocol [of not checking the gun] "never let him down."

He really said that.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2021 12:51 PM (prQ8Y)

260 Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 03, 2021 12:50 PM

*narrows eyes*

That looks suspiciously like math.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 12:51 PM (m+jkK)

261 One of my favorites is of a man sitting in a lawyer's office, holding a beaver on a leash. The lawyer is saying "And to whom will sir be leaving his estate?"
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021


***
Never seen that one. I guess you could interpret it that the lawyer is speaking either to the man or the beaver, huh?

The one Kramer came up with in the Seinfeld episode is worthy of NY-dom. A pig is standing at the Complaint Department at a store. The pig says, "My wife is a slut."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 12:51 PM (txdEq)

262 I'm still interested to know what money people are living on since the unemployment benefits ran out back around Labor Day.

If you don't spend every penny you earn as soon as the check clears, it's possible to have some money left over for rainy days and such.

Posted by: Methos at December 03, 2021 12:52 PM (kOpft)

263 Light rail is well-known as a thug-mover system.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 03, 2021 12:51 PM (cSs/W)
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Yep. St. Louis built one, and if you looked at a crime map, you could easily trace its route.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 03, 2021 12:52 PM (YqDXo)

264 Chevron was a justly decided SCOTUS opinion.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 12:50 PM (LvTSG)


THAT'S JUST MEAN!

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at December 03, 2021 12:52 PM (mf5HN)

265 235 Alrighty then. Something new at the HQ. I just got rejected for looking like spam. WTH.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 03, 2021 12:49 PM (2NHgQ)

If it has too many line returns... it gets rejected as spam.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 03, 2021 12:52 PM (oHd/0)

266 I readily admit my inability to predict the future.
I always knew things would get bad, just not so quickly.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 03, 2021 12:52 PM (jTmQV)

267 Alrighty then. Something new at the HQ. I just got rejected for looking like spam. WTH.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 03, 2021 12:49 PM (2NHgQ)

Mmmm, salted spiced pork product. You're moving up in the world!

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 03, 2021 12:52 PM (4I/2K)

268 If you don't spend every penny you earn as soon as the check clears, it's possible to have some money left over for rainy days and such.
Posted by: Methos at December 03, 2021 12:52 PM (kOpft)
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You're obviously a Republican.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 03, 2021 12:52 PM (YqDXo)

269 >>> 235 Alrighty then. Something new at the HQ. I just got rejected for looking like spam. WTH.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 03, 2021 12:49 PM (2NHgQ)

Not new, unfortunately; there's a character and line-feed limit as a response to a dipshit troll earlier this year.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 03, 2021 12:53 PM (llON8)

270 "Since now it seems that 25% of Democrats disapprove of Biden, I don't think this is working.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 12:20 PM (LvTSG)"

See, this is only because they've inflated their support figures with potted plants that say "D" just because the TV man says "R" is mean. They'll flop right over as soon as things go to shit for them, unlike the true believers and the barbarian demographic (which just wants to loot in the first place - they love this shit)

It doesn't really matter if that 25% is unhappy, because they're fucking retarded and don't amount to anything until and unless we reach the "rampaging apocalyptic horde" stage, and even then only for the 2 weeks it takes them to starve or die of exposure.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at December 03, 2021 12:53 PM (SdoX8)

271 Chevron was a justly decided SCOTUS opinion.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 12:50 PM


*hefts tire iron*

*meaningfully taps palm with it*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 12:53 PM (m+jkK)

272 Regarding mobs, the best is to escape and get the heck away, not confront them. You have both legal and physical jeopardy and defense of third parties (outside of your family) using lethal force is extremely unwise for anyone not a leo.

Situational awareness is key to avoid such a situation in the first place and yes that means watching for a group of individuals that don't 'belong' as normal customers.

In an area where this happens frequently, do your shopping early morning and get home. Looters typically sleep late.

Posted by: whig at December 03, 2021 12:53 PM (9hXN1)

273 Alec Baldwin: No, I don't feel responsible. "Someone is responsible...but it's not me."

-
But you had the smoking gun.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 03, 2021 12:53 PM (FVME7)

274 235 Alrighty then. Something new at the HQ. I just got rejected for looking like spam. WTH.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 03, 2021 12:49 PM (2NHgQ)


In the can or naked?

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at December 03, 2021 12:53 PM (oHftl)

275 Exchanging tongues probably didn't help.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 03, 2021 12:50 PM (eGTCV)


This place never changes.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at December 03, 2021 12:53 PM (nLrWw)

276 I'm posting from my new laptop by the way, my old one was a $69 Dell Chromebook. So I splurged this time, got a $79 Dell Chromebook.

Well ya, I am one cheap bastard. Have been my whole life.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 03, 2021 12:53 PM (IIAOb)

277 So, the state by state breakdown of the job gains will show New York and Illinois leading the pack while Texas and Florida dragging the numbers down, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 12:47 PM (LvTSG)
==
Chicagoans are going to lose their minds when Houston passes them as the 3rd largest city in the US. And Dallas...

Wow, maybe stupid blue dem politicians actually can do something well.

Posted by: Black JEM at December 03, 2021 12:53 PM (V6xwG)

278 97 Australians are fucking insane. Fucking concentration camps and mass manhunt for three teens who escaped?

...


That's the model I was looking for!

Posted by: Fauci at December 03, 2021 12:53 PM (LDX7T)

279 I'd respect Psaki if she was a good liar, but she isn't even that. And the "media" sit there and nod their heads.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 03, 2021 12:53 PM (bkUtD)

280 No line breaks and less then the max characters. I'm pithy that way.
Also when I came back my nic line and email address line were gone. Also no post button. Hmmmm. I only used the word pissy, cannot believe it's banned.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 03, 2021 12:54 PM (2NHgQ)

281 Thug mover?

How about a thug thrower?

A trebuchet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2021 12:54 PM (JZMvH)

282 Baldwin is just like every other leftist I know...takes no blame for where they find themselves in life. Even though it is 100% inarguably their fault they're where they are. It's always someone else's fault or society at large. Children do this.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 03, 2021 12:54 PM (sVtYq)

283 THAT'S JUST MEAN!
Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at December 03, 2021 12:52 PM


*pours All The Vodka into the USB port for AtC*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 12:54 PM (m+jkK)

284 Still bendy.

Posted by: Winston Smith at December 03, 2021 12:54 PM (GvYI5)

285 If they are staying home to school their kids, that's one thing. But most women don't know how to be a productive housewife. They will still expect Dad to help with the housework.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 03, 2021 12:54 PM (5HBd1)

286 Joe claims he caught a cold from his one-year old grandson when the kid kissed him. Again demonstrating Joe's stupidity. A 79-year old Leader of the Free World should not get within 50 feet of anyone who has a cold.
Posted by: Gref at December 03, 2021 12:48 PM (AMIL/)

Exchanging tongues probably didn't help.
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 03, 2021 12:50 PM (eGTCV)


Kids in general. That actually sounds a bit worse than a regular head cold - and the condition he's in it could certainly get worse. Dementia also makes things a lot worse. We can only speculate that he actually follows orders off camera. My mother was an expert at spitting out pills - hiding them in her mouth. She'd refuse to take meds, no matter what they were for, and deny all of it. Sure, Joe jokes about getting in trouble, but I'd bet he's a serious - and angry - handful, which is why I still stand by my speculation he's being sedated on a regular basis.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 03, 2021 12:54 PM (wAnMi)

287 "63 The smash and grabs are going to get ugly very fast. Two of the men police arrested in one incident both had AR-15's with drum magazines in their vehicles. It's only a matter of time until this becomes a shootout.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 03, 2021 12:27 PM (MKu/Q)"

Public gang rapes are also on the menu. Some of these incidents have featured multiple retail employees having the shit beaten out of them; all it takes is a slow enough/missing LE response and one clerk "who's was askin' for it" and away we go.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at December 03, 2021 12:54 PM (SdoX8)

288 283 THAT'S JUST MEAN!
Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at December 03, 2021 12:52 PM

*pours All The Vodka into the USB port for AtC*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 12:54 PM (m+jkK)

=========

Lemon squares. Should have sent lemon squares.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 12:55 PM (LvTSG)

289 2022 is just looking great isnt it?

We're not even a year into pedo crypto joe tyranny

Posted by: The UnVaxxed Who We Do Not Speak Of at December 03, 2021 12:55 PM (hQVBP)

290 "Since now it seems that 25% of Democrats disapprove of Biden, I don't think this is working.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s

Real Bidenism has never been tried!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 03, 2021 12:55 PM (FVME7)

291 I remember hearing "did you hear the good news..." chatter in my little work area right after it was publicly confirmed that Trump caught the Wu-flu. . . .

Posted by: Thrawn at December 03, 2021


***
Fortunately I'm mostly isolated from my liberal co-workers for a big part of the day, or I'd have had to come back with the rejoinder I'd read here at the HQ: "No, Trump doesn't have COVID. COVID has Trump!"

They probably wouldn't have gotten the joke.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 12:55 PM (txdEq)

292 Baldwin will feel guilt for killing the cinematographer and wounding the director, when the jury finds him GUILTY of Negligent Homicide and Assault with a Deadly Weapon, and not a moment earlier.

Meanwhile, there'll be a small market for tee shirts and posters with his visage thereon, accompanied by the word GUILTY. Needs to become a meme and heavily circulated where the Hollyweirdos will surely see it.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 03, 2021 12:55 PM (QzJWU)

293 RMBS, you may have one (1) non-smallpoxed blanket and a lemon bar.

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at December 03, 2021 12:55 PM (mf5HN)

294 So, labor participation rate doesn't make sense, here is a short list of a few other things that don't make sense, corporate media has no interest and who are you to ask questions? -

Epstein's "suicide"
Ghislaine being 'prosecuted' by Comey's daughter
6 key states stop counting ballots at 1am
Can't use off-label treatments for Covid to try to save patients life - or you'll lose your license
covid concentration camps in Australia
So called Pope banning Latin mass
Mayor Pete
Las Vegas shooter, nothing to see here
not allowed to see video of Capitol police beating the crap out of protestors
Crazy Nancy's Kangaroo Kourt for Jan 6
...off the top of my head

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 03, 2021 12:55 PM (fs1hN)

295 Suicide by Actor
That's a new one

Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 03, 2021 12:55 PM (TeuoI)

296 Alec Baldwin on other actors speaking out about him killing a woman: "Well, if your protocol is you check the gun all the time, good for you, good for you."

Good for you, he says.

His protocol [of not checking the gun] "never let him down."

He really said that.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2021 12:51 PM (prQ8Y)

What a fucking dolt this guy is

Posted by: Joe thunder Bidien at December 03, 2021 12:55 PM (M+Lyo)

297 One of my favorites is of a man sitting in a lawyer's office, holding a beaver on a leash. The lawyer is saying "And to whom will sir be leaving his estate?"
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 12:48 PM (m+jkK)

The one where the man is sitting sullen in a plastic surgeon's office - both of them have a giant horn growing out of their heads. The plastic surgeon says the man, "so, Mr. Plimpton, what seems to be your problem?"

Posted by: Boswell at December 03, 2021 12:55 PM (5iUNf)

298 170 Who is in charge at the WH? Biden isn't allowed to speak without approval, psaki isn't allowed to speak without approval... who is the approval?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 03, 2021 12:41 PM (Pw26M)


I don't know his/her/xer/they's name, but the person in charge of everything at the WH is the chief of the Office of Political Optics Shall Always be Glowingly-Positive for Joe and the Democrats No Matter What.

Posted by: Gref at December 03, 2021 12:56 PM (AMIL/)

299 Psaki is terrible at her job, because every single day she is caught out in ridiculous statements. She isn't organized (circle back) and she isn't able to deflect. Her audience is only the people already on her side of whatever debate is the flavor of the day.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 03, 2021 12:56 PM (+LbcH)

300 @187

Pasadena has a big change depending on whether you're north or south of the 134/210 freeway that runs from west to east, and cuts the city in half. Most of the nicer areas are south of the freeway. The not so nice areas are north of the freeway, and run up into Altadena. It's not as bad as places like Compton. But I wouldn't want to be there if a race riot broke out somewhere else in LA County.

That changes the further east you go, with the far eastern end of the city being nice, even north of the freeway. That was the case even before the billboards at the far eastern edge changed to Chinese instead of English.

Posted by: junior at December 03, 2021 12:56 PM (S/NFr)

301 >>> 266 I readily admit my inability to predict the future.
I always knew things would get bad, just not so quickly.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 03, 2021 12:52 PM (jTmQV)

It's hard to know when things will accelerate, but November 2020 wasn't a good sign. Stan's Retards are sure their stupid little commie dreams are *thisclose* to coming true.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 03, 2021 12:56 PM (llON8)

302 Tim-bits.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2021 12:56 PM (JZMvH)

303 >>> Alec Baldwin: "I'm all for doing anything that will take us to a place where we're -- this is less likely to happen again."
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2021 12:44 PM (prQ8Y)

So, he's saying he needs to be locked up then....
Posted by: Boswell at December 03, 2021 12:47 PM (5iUNf)


Seppuku

Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 12:56 PM (XXeDg)

304 I'm posting from my new laptop by the way, my old one was a $69 Dell Chromebook. So I splurged this time, got a $79 Dell Chromebook.

Well ya, I am one cheap bastard. Have been my whole life.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 03, 2021 12:53 PM (IIAOb)

*fistbump* Aye, laddie, let's plumb the depths of Cheap Bastardness!

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 03, 2021 12:56 PM (4I/2K)

305 Light rail is well-known as a thug-mover system.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 03, 2021 12:51 PM (cSs/W)
---------------

Yep. St. Louis built one, and if you looked at a crime map, you could easily trace its route.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 03, 2021 12:52 PM (YqDXo)
-----------------

St. Louis made sure there was good service from the "diverse" areas elsewhere, "so people can get to their jobs." I didn't know crime counted as a job.

You have to laugh, albeit bitterly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 03, 2021 12:56 PM (FKjug)

306 Positively Orwellian.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 03, 2021 12:51 PM (M1I8I)

And these are the most educated ones at the top of the social hierarchy.

Also, I think the argument is being completely demolished in the UK where most of the hospitalizations are vaxxed.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 03, 2021 12:56 PM (H8QX8)

307 Am I the only one that sees Jen's Inner Demon starting to modify here features?

Fuglier by the day.


She has a portrait in her attic that keeps getting better looking.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 03, 2021 12:56 PM (nfrXX)

308 Joe claims he caught a cold from his one-year old grandson when the kid kissed him.

-
Did the Secret Service wrestle him to the ground?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 03, 2021 12:56 PM (FVME7)

309 62 >Brandon sounds sick as a dog today. I hope he drops dead.
Posted by: Capital Eff at December 03, 2021 12:20 PM (GYllL)

That's a terrible thing to say.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 03, 2021 12:27 PM (cSs/W)
=====================
Brandon sounds sick as a dog today. I hope he gently falls and rapidly assumes ambient room temperature.

Better?

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger.... at December 03, 2021 12:56 PM (fhP7v)

310 Disappointing jobs report? Hackey Psaki should be out of a job.

Posted by: wth at December 03, 2021 12:56 PM (v0R5T)

311 Thug mover?

How about a thug thrower?

A trebuchet.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2021


***
Slug thrower. Preferably about .45 caliber.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 12:57 PM (txdEq)

312 Personal responsibility is for white people only.

Posted by: Caliban at December 03, 2021 12:57 PM (HgGBT)

313 Tim-bits.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2021 12:56 PM (JZMvH)

*perks up*

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at December 03, 2021 12:57 PM (mf5HN)

314 here is a short list of a few other things that don't make sense, corporate media has no interest and who are you to ask questions?

Its like the world has gone insane. Maybe its always been like this and we're only now getting the information but I think its just gone off the cliff in the last couple years.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2021 12:57 PM (KZzsI)

315 Alec Baldwin: No, I don't feel responsible. "Someone is responsible...but it's not me."
==
"I don't check my gun every time, but good for you if you do. No. I'm not responsible. Because I said so, that's why. Fcuk you! I'mma choke you to death. I'd shoot you if I had a gun!!"

Posted by: A man with a history of violent outbursts at December 03, 2021 12:57 PM (phPuf)

316 His protocol [of not checking the gun] "never let him down."

He really said that.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2021 12:51 PM (prQ8Y)

What a fucking dolt this guy is
Posted by: Joe thunder Bidien at December 03, 2021 12:55 PM (M+Lyo)

Yup, add a few more Zeros to the lawsuit.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 03, 2021 12:57 PM (oHd/0)

317 235 Alrighty then. Something new at the HQ. I just got rejected for looking like spam. WTH.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine
---------------

Spam is good prepared several different ways.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2021 12:58 PM (WzJXd)

318 I tend to like redheads but Jen is a miserable See You Next Tuesday.

Posted by: GuyFromNH at December 03, 2021 12:58 PM (Gs5TH)

319 Was it the illegitimate grandchild? The one fathered by Hunter via the stripper?

Posted by: Winston Smith at December 03, 2021 12:58 PM (GvYI5)

320 Where in the US can I relocate where Joe Biden isn't the President?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 03, 2021 12:58 PM (jTmQV)

321 I'd respect Psaki if she was a good liar, but she isn't even that. And the "media" sit there and nod their heads.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 03, 2021 12:53 PM (bkUtD)

I'd respect her if she had bigger tits

Posted by: Joe thunder Bidien at December 03, 2021 12:58 PM (M+Lyo)

322 Alrighty then. Something new at the HQ. I just got rejected for looking like spam. WTH.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 03, 2021 12:49 PM (2NHgQ)

Not new, unfortunately; there's a character and line-feed limit as a response to a dipshit troll earlier this year.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 03, 2021 12:53 PM (llON


Yes. Too many paragraphs or paragraph returns are usually the main trigger. Join sentences/spaces as much as possible, eliminate spaces (like the one above this paragraph). Also, this gets critical if you're nearing the character limit, try to stay a dozen or more characters away. I frequently have to go back and "tweak" a reply.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 03, 2021 12:58 PM (wAnMi)

323 I'm still interested to know what money people are living on since the unemployment benefits ran out back around Labor Day.
---
How many of those who lost their job were mothers who have realized their job was barely break-even after paying for child care?

The return of the single-income married household would be a significant improvement to the moral character and development of this nation.

Posted by: Lrrr at December 03, 2021 12:58 PM (jIL4c)

324 Also, I think the argument is being completely demolished in the UK where most of the hospitalizations are vaxxed.
Posted by: Ordinary American at December 03, 2021 12:56 PM (H8QX


That's because they caught it from an irresponsible vaxxed person. Duh.

- your Betters

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 03, 2021 12:58 PM (Ez6QX)

325 Astronomers are predicting in 2022 a red nove when binary stars in Cygnus collide. Supposed to be as bright as Polaris. It is 1,800 light years away so it actually exploded in 222AD.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2021 12:59 PM (JZMvH)

326 So if Biden has a cough he has certainly been tested for COVID. How would the WH handle reporting on this? Would they play it differently depending on if it was positive or negative?

My guess is they would not report it if he tests positive. Either way I suspect they would say "He tested negative." If he was positive and survived, they would report it after the fact as a 'heroic struggle'.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 03, 2021 12:59 PM (m45I2)

327 >>> 288 283 THAT'S JUST MEAN!
Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at December 03, 2021 12:52 PM
*pours All The Vodka into the USB port for AtC*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 12:54 PM (m+jkK)
=========
Lemon squares. Should have sent lemon squares.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 12:55 PM (LvTSG)

"AND" silly TJM.

Vodka AND Lemon Squares AND TXMoMee Bacon

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 03, 2021 12:59 PM (llON8)

328 UNVAXXED, dammit!!

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 03, 2021 12:59 PM (Ez6QX)

329 My husband and I have noted to each other that if every family did what we do - live within our means, minimize debt (only debt is mortgage), etc. - the entire economy would collapse.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 03, 2021 12:59 PM (8548M)

330 312 Personal responsibility is for white people only.
Posted by: Caliban at December 03, 2021 12:57 PM (HgGBT)

And White People are Racist, and I'm not a Racist, so I can't actually be White!

So, not responsible!

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at December 03, 2021 12:59 PM (oHd/0)

331 I'd respect Psaki if she was a good liar, but she isn't even that. And the "media" sit there and nod their heads.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 03, 2021 12:53 PM (bkUtD)

I'd respect her if she had bigger tits
Posted by: Joe thunder Bidien at December 03, 2021 12:58 PM (M+Lyo)

Yes, they impart gravitas.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 03, 2021 12:59 PM (4I/2K)

332 Am I the only one that sees Jen's Inner Demon starting to modify here features?
==
If she stays for the end of the term, she'll look like Helen Thomas.

Posted by: Lovely Lady Humps at December 03, 2021 12:59 PM (/VX4F)

333 The Soul Train from Baltimore to Hunt Valley essentially killed the Hunt Valley Mall. Also... avoid the shops at the Baltimore Inner Harbor.

Posted by: Sum Ting Wong at December 03, 2021 12:59 PM (flINI)

334 The return of the single-income married household would be a significant improvement to the moral character and development of this nation.

Its better for stability, economy, and the future of children. Remember all those school shootings back when that was the norm? Oh yeah, they didn't happen.

Ever.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2021 12:59 PM (KZzsI)

335 "The jobs numbers were absolutely horrible, and that's a good trend people, so what's the problem? They're so bad that they can only get better from here, and that a great thing, you dummies! Why do you always have to be so negative about good news?"

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 03, 2021 12:59 PM (k4dH2)

336 Whaddya know, Arec Barwdin is the same selfish infant we all thought he was

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 03, 2021 01:00 PM (M+Lyo)

337 Brandon sounds sick as a dog today. I hope he gently falls and rapidly assumes ambient room temperature.

Better?

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger.... at December 03, 2021 12:56 PM (fhP7v)

B+ ... better: s/rapidly/gradually/

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at December 03, 2021 01:00 PM (nLrWw)

338 ...that is, I thought it was my grandson. Aw, hell, it could have been any small child.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 03, 2021 01:00 PM (9Fwwf)

339 >If governments have to resort to lockdowns to slow the spread of the disease, anti-vaxxers are depriving the vaccinated of freedom."

Positively Orwellian.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 03, 2021 12:51 PM (M1I8I)

Ah yes, the old tactic of abusers. "Why do you make me beat you?"

Funny that we won't use that logic elsewhere. "You homos sure cost a lot of money with your HIV PreP drugs and that affects all of us. You're taking resources from the more deserving." "Hey fatass, you made the choice to get fat, so you deserve to die of uncontrolled diabetes." "You chose to partake in the dangerous sport of mountain biking. We're not going to help with your compound fracture."

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 03, 2021 01:00 PM (cSs/W)

340
No one knows what "rule" she's talking about.


'Twas the rule of "I'm not letting my ass hang out to dry w/o a well crafted excuse from my crack WH staff!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 03, 2021 01:00 PM (3l5Yq)

341 Lemon squares. Should have sent lemon squares.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 12:55 PM


Vodka I have. Lemon squares, not so much.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 01:00 PM (m+jkK)

342 "299 Psaki is terrible at her job, because every single day she is caught out in ridiculous statements."


I don't think she could care less, nor do I think her bosses care.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 03, 2021 01:00 PM (H8QX8)

343 You typed that to hurt me.

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at December 03, 2021 12:49 PM (mf5HN)

Not to hurt, but maybe needle...irritate...inflame...enrage...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2021 01:00 PM (Q9lwr)

344 Huh, so while Democrats were busy all last year demanding that we "DEFUND THE POLICE", all this crime was really Trump's fault for not adequately RAISING local police funding. You have to be shitting me with this bullshit

Posted by: deadrody at December 03, 2021 01:00 PM (/jrmI)

345 I'd respect Psaki if she was a good liar, but she isn't even that. And the "media" sit there and nod their heads.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 03, 2021 12:53 PM


She's not a real redhead, either.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 03, 2021 01:00 PM (a3Q+t)

346
December jobs numbers (reported next month) will be a bit better, probably because of the Temporary Hires for Christmas, such as UPS and Amazon.

But January's job numbers will be bad. Very bad.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2021 01:00 PM (prQ8Y)

347 Vodka AND Lemon Squares AND TXMoMee Bacon
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 03, 2021 12:59 PM (llON


This is the way.

*trudges back to do stuff*

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at December 03, 2021 01:00 PM (mf5HN)

348 She already possesses those soulless eyes that Biden has.

Posted by: Winston Smith at December 03, 2021 01:01 PM (GvYI5)

349 I'd respect her if she had bigger tits
Posted by: Joe thunder Bidien at December 03, 2021 12:58 PM (M+Lyo)

Yes, they impart gravitas.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 03, 2021 12:59 PM (4I/2K)


You're thinking of Pelosi.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at December 03, 2021 01:01 PM (nLrWw)

350 JEN PSAKI: "Yes"

A good reporter would have followed up with "So what is the explanation for all that happening prior to the pandemic? Such as the BLM and antifa riots and looting and arson prior to the pandemic."
Posted by: Clyde Shelton

No. A good reporter would have followed up with, "You're insane."

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 03, 2021 01:01 PM (OssQ4)

351 Brandon sounds sick as a dog today. I hope he drops dead.
Posted by: Capital Eff at December 03, 2021 12:20 PM (GYllL)
.......

The funeral will be epic.

Posted by: wth at December 03, 2021 01:01 PM (v0R5T)

352 329 My husband and I have noted to each other that if every family did what we do - live within our means, minimize debt (only debt is mortgage), etc. - the entire economy would collapse.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 03, 2021 12:59 PM (8548M)

Yup, decided a few years ago that I would NOT support big Bank with my debt.

So I have NONE. Live off my debit card. Keep my money in a small local bank. House is paid off, wrote a check for my truck, and don't even HAVE a credit card.

F em.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 03, 2021 01:01 PM (oHd/0)

353 stronomers are predicting in 2022 a red nove
==
red dragon. so brite a third of the stars in the sky won't be visible at peak.

Watch.

Posted by: Its going to get a LOT worse. at December 03, 2021 01:01 PM (Iia+W)

354 Baldwin also said if he felt guilt over the shooting he would consider killing himself.
In his mind, he is the star of his own daily movie.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 03, 2021 01:01 PM (IIAOb)

355 Just read a local Fox News article that states the gun used in the HS shooting was a 9mm Sig 2022 that has not been manufactured for several years and some gun range owner said it was bought privately. The article then claimed the gun has a quote hair trigger which allows it to shoot and cycle faster. OMG

Posted by: Jen the original at December 03, 2021 01:01 PM (smoAJ)

356 Certainly nothing more dangerous than healthy people. They keep pushing this notion that vaccinated people don't get sick or spread this. It's somehow the fault of the healthy people. I am just done with it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 03, 2021 01:01 PM (5HBd1)

357 >>>Alec Baldwin: No, I don't feel responsible. "Someone is responsible...but it's not me."


He's never responsible for anything, because he has been told for decades that he's special. Like it or not, he killed that woman. Personally I think involuntary manslaughter should be the charge, but we know he'll walk.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 03, 2021 01:01 PM (bkUtD)

358 And we got at a minimum, a little over three years left of this wonton destruction.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 03, 2021 12:41 PM (uU5h0)


You only get wontons if you order off the "B" menu, but you also get a choice of extra vegetables

Posted by: Kindltot at December 03, 2021 01:01 PM (ZMraq)

359 Lemon Square sounds like an alternative rock album. New, from REM: Lemon Square!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2021 01:01 PM (KZzsI)

360 Lemon squares. Should have sent lemon squares.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 12:55 PM

RMBS, you may have one (1) non-smallpoxed blanket and a lemon bar.
Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at December 03, 2021 12:55 PM


Neener, neener, neener!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 01:02 PM (m+jkK)

361 But anything is better than Trump. Trump was "unbearable" according to my progressive brother. Not a word yet about the bearable Biden.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 03, 2021 01:02 PM (H8QX8)

362 Not new, unfortunately; there's a character and line-feed limit as a response to a dipshit troll earlier this year.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 03, 2021 12:53 PM (llON


Ya know? I really miss the comments that repost the entire thread.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 03, 2021 01:02 PM (AiZBA)

363 Since everythings That 70s Show now what are the odds they will bring Harry O back on TeeVee? Maybe if they don't put it on at 8:00PM on Friday it will do better.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 03, 2021 01:02 PM (8Sqzu)

364 351 Brandon sounds sick as a dog today. I hope he drops dead.
Posted by: Capital Eff at December 03, 2021 12:20 PM (GYllL)

The funeral will be epic.
Posted by: wth at December 03, 2021 01:01 PM (v0R5T)

Will have to wait until McCain's funeral is over though...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 03, 2021 01:02 PM (oHd/0)

365 Psaki's leaving towards the end of the year, right? I think she herself said so this past summer. She likely knows what's coming and has a cushy seat that's going to be empty over at CNN soon.

She don't really give a shit...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 03, 2021 01:02 PM (BFigT)

366 He really said that.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2021 12:51 PM (prQ8Y)_________
What a fucking dolt this guy is
Posted by: Joe thunder Bidien at December 03, 2021 12:55 PM (M+Lyo)_________
Yup, add a few more Zeros to the lawsuit.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 03, 2021 12:57 PM (oHd/0)


Maybe it's just because I have a functioning moral compass, as well as being familiar with gun safety for 55 years. But I'd be devastated, blame myself, and probably have already announced my retirement, as well as donating a hell of a lot of money to the victim's families. Before I moved off to some remote island.

This man is tainted goods.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 03, 2021 01:02 PM (wAnMi)

367
I feel the need ... the need to thieve!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 03, 2021 01:02 PM (3l5Yq)

368 >>>I'd respect her if she had bigger tits
Posted by: Joe thunder Bidien


Touche'.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 03, 2021 01:02 PM (bkUtD)

369 My husband went to home depot. Do you think he'll bring me some crowbars for hannukah?

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 03, 2021 01:03 PM (ONvIw)

370 Astronomers are predicting in 2022 a red nove when binary stars in Cygnus collide. Supposed to be as bright as Polaris. It is 1,800 light years away so it actually exploded in 222AD.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2021


***
And the generation ship containing the descendants of the refugees from that collision should be here sometime in 2024. Maybe we can get them to vote R.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 01:03 PM (txdEq)

371 You typed that to hurt me.

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at December 03, 2021 12:49 PM


I raised a flag against micropicoaggressing you earlier today, Empress.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 03, 2021 01:03 PM (a3Q+t)

372 Also... avoid the shops at the Baltimore Inner Harbor.
Posted by: Sum Ting Wong at December 03, 2021 12:59 PM (flINI)
-----------
I visited the Inner Harbor in 1983 when the redevelopment of the area was brand new. It was pretty nice. I shudder to think what it's like, these days.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2021 01:03 PM (AlkyK)

373 171 Just heard the press conference and after hearing what was revealed about what the parents knew and did... they deserved to be charged.
The school will probably be sued for negligence too.

Posted by: redridinghood

Watched coverage of press conference and reread stories about it just now and one should always be cautious regarding allegations made in such situations by law enforcement and politicians.

One week rule applies to 'facts' mentioned in any coverage of mass shootings that the media and politicians have interest in.

Possible it was a situation like CT where the parents had issues with kid which did not come out until several days after the shooting.

Posted by: whig at December 03, 2021 01:03 PM (9hXN1)

374 The GOP will confirm any Democrat nominee, any time.

Posted by: ... at December 03, 2021 01:03 PM (7HyDs)

375 I think the silicone from Pelosi's fake breasts have seeped into into her brain. Her brain was already addled from alcohol and pain killers but the silicone is brining' the crazy to a whole new level.

Posted by: Winston Smith at December 03, 2021 01:03 PM (GvYI5)

376 Hungry ...

Posted by: The Barrel at December 03, 2021 01:03 PM (nLrWw)

377 That is the thought. Jobs Household surveys and payroll surveys don't match. The I'll work for cash contingent is growing.
Posted by: Black JEM

Working on that ...

Posted by: 10K new IRS troopers at December 03, 2021 01:03 PM (WmGrA)

378 How does not having a credit card hurt the banks? I tell you what hurts them--having and using a credit card and paying it off (without interest) every month.

Posted by: FriscoYoda at December 03, 2021 01:04 PM (+56GQ)

379 Ya know? I really miss the comments that repost the entire thread.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 03, 2021 01:02 PM (AiZBA)

Please, please, please don't say that. I'm afraid it's going to be like saying Candyman, or something.

That was a terrible period in AoSHQ history.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 03, 2021 01:04 PM (M1I8I)

380 My husband went to home depot. Do you think he'll bring me some crowbars for hannukah?
Posted by: CN...FJB at December 03, 2021 01:03 PM (ONvIw)


The perfect gift for the gal that has everything.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 03, 2021 01:04 PM (AiZBA)

381 >>>Alec Baldwin Democrats: No, I don't feel responsible. "Someone is responsible...but it's not me."

SOP for all the left is "someone else's fault", or the car did it, or a faulty trigger.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 03, 2021 01:04 PM (+LbcH)

382 Ya know? I really miss the comments that repost the entire thread.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 03, 2021 01:02 PM (AiZBA)


I always got a kick out of it. Also when people tried to cut and paste from Word (was that it? or Notepad?)

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 03, 2021 01:04 PM (Ez6QX)

383 In his mind, he is the star of his own daily movie.

God wanted that woman dead and I was to hold the weapon for Him. How I was chosen for such an honor I'll never know...

Posted by: Alec B. at December 03, 2021 01:04 PM (l0OK9)

384 Huh, so while Democrats were busy all last year demanding that we "DEFUND THE POLICE", all this crime was really Trump's fault for not adequately RAISING local police funding. You have to be shitting me with this bullshit
Posted by: deadrody at December 03, 2021 01:00 PM (/jrmI)
------------------

My thought exactly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 03, 2021 01:04 PM (FKjug)

385 Is it just me, or does Psaki look about 15y older since her sick days?

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 03, 2021 01:04 PM (ONvIw)

386
Alec Baldwin: An actor shouldn't be the last line of defense if a gun is safe or not; it's the crew's responsibility.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2021 01:04 PM (prQ8Y)

387 Take 2 lootings....call me in the morning.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 03, 2021 01:04 PM (UvMeP)

388 Hmm, do they mean it's going to be visible for a very long time, or they can't be precise on when it will occur?
"the astronomers now predict a nova visible to the naked eye during the year 2022, plus or minus seven months"
https://is.gd/MmWaZ7

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 03, 2021 01:04 PM (llON8)

389 360 RMBS, you may have one (1) non-smallpoxed blanket and a lemon bar.
Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at December 03, 2021 12:55 PM

Neener, neener, neener!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 01:02 PM (m+jkK)

==========

That's nothing.

I get a velociraptor.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 01:04 PM (LvTSG)

390 Ya know? I really miss the comments that repost the entire thread.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 03, 2021 01:02 PM


#MeToo

Posted by: The Barrel at December 03, 2021 01:04 PM (a3Q+t)

391 And who told her to wear her mom's old red Laura Ashley dress, anyway?

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 03, 2021 01:04 PM (ONvIw)

392 375 I think the silicone from Pelosi's fake breasts have seeped into into her brain. Her brain was already addled from alcohol and pain killers but the silicone is brining' the crazy to a whole new level.
Posted by: Winston Smith at December 03, 2021 01:03 PM (GvYI5)

Botox is a poison... and she's had enough over the years to kill a horse.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 03, 2021 01:05 PM (oHd/0)

393 It could also mean the writer is an idiot who couldn't even do proper stenography.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 03, 2021 01:05 PM (llON8)

394 369 My husband went to home depot. Do you think he'll bring me some crowbars for hannukah?
Posted by: CN...FJB
_________

Crowbar is an 8th day gift, isn't it?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 03, 2021 01:05 PM (k4dH2)

395 I'd respect Psaki if she was a good liar, but she isn't even that. And the "media" sit there and nod their heads.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 03, 2021
*
She's not a real redhead, either.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 03, 2021


***
Speculation, or first-hand knowledge?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 01:05 PM (txdEq)

396 My husband went to home depot. Do you think he'll bring me some crowbars for hannukah?
Posted by: CN...FJB at December 03, 2021 01:03 PM (ONvIw)

The perfect gift for the gal that has everything.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 03, 2021 01:04 PM (AiZBA)
================
She plans on swinging by Hamilton Jewelers later today.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 03, 2021 01:05 PM (+LbcH)

397 Astronomers are predicting in 2022 a red nove when binary stars in Cygnus collide. Supposed to be as bright as Polaris. It is 1,800 light years away so it actually exploded in 222AD.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2021 12:59 PM (JZMvH)

Predicting stuff that's already happened...that's the kind of job I need.

Posted by: BignJames at December 03, 2021 01:06 PM (AwYPR)

398 This would explain why the WH is so fragmented. I've always guessed she's on one end of the tug of war, but dayum. We are so screwed with freaks like this in charge.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 03, 2021 12:47 PM (wAnMi)


We may wind up with a VP Patrick Leahy

Posted by: Kindltot at December 03, 2021 01:06 PM (ZMraq)

399 Alec Baldwin: No, I don't feel responsible. "Someone is responsible...but it's not me."

That's Clintonism. He's telling the truth. He's not responsible, he's irresponsible.

Posted by: t-bird at December 03, 2021 01:06 PM (CTJwJ)

400 *goes to Home Depot and looks at the hardware aisle signs*

You know, you could outfit a pretty decent home basement sex dungeon from this store.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 03, 2021 01:06 PM (4I/2K)

401 I'm still interested to know what money people are living on since the unemployment benefits ran out back around Labor Day.

Posted by: alexthechick



Alex, if they collected the benefits and didn't pay the rent (and still aren't in a jurisdiction where rent/eviction protections have been extended, like mine) then you probably can still get by.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at December 03, 2021 01:06 PM (cZFF3)

402 >But anything is better than Trump. Trump was "unbearable" according to my progressive brother. Not a word yet about the bearable Biden.
Posted by: Ordinary American at December 03, 2021 01:02 PM (H8QX

https://tinyurl.com/yck25db3

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 03, 2021 01:06 PM (cSs/W)

403 I knew a guy in high school that had a bright read Nova.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2021 01:06 PM (KZzsI)

404 Just read a local Fox News article that states the gun used in the HS shooting was a 9mm Sig 2022 The article then claimed the gun has a quote hair trigger which allows it to shoot and cycle faster. OMG
=
Relax karens. They make a special trigger that is a short reset and on the second pull the travel is shorter by a hair and pull is reduced for faster follow up shots. The first pull is still 10 pounds. The second is like 3. 10 pounds is hefty. Its a WEAPON. It is designed to be used in a fight. That's what people buy it for.

Posted by: Its going to get a LOT worse. at December 03, 2021 01:06 PM (mjggx)

405 Crowbar is an 8th day gift, isn't it?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 03, 2021 01:05 PM (k4dH2)

As I recall, yes.

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 03, 2021 01:06 PM (ONvIw)

406 @170

>>Who is in charge at the WH?

The day to day control is Ron Klain and Susan Rice, the over-arching control is Deep Donk and whoever is running it, mostly Deep Pocketed masterminds and globalists from all across Deep Donk.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 03, 2021 01:06 PM (uU5h0)

407 Alec Baldwin: An actor shouldn't be the last line of defense if a gun is safe or not; it's the crew's responsibility.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2021 01:04 PM (prQ8Y)


So really, Darrel Brooks can blame Ford for making an SUV that allowed him to plow into a crowd of kids and grannies. Got it.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 03, 2021 01:06 PM (wAnMi)

408 66 "...I would say we are closer to the last days of the Romanov dynasty."

So you're saying there may be a silver lining?

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at December 03, 2021 01:06 PM (9EsIa)

409 INTUBATE JOE

Posted by: wth at December 03, 2021 01:06 PM (v0R5T)

410 Alec killer Baldwin: "And that's exactly what happened."

He says he did what he was told to do.
Posted by: Soothsayer

Ahh. The Biden defense.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 03, 2021 01:07 PM (FVME7)

411 Ok, so I'm cancelling plans to move to Nevada....

Posted by: SFGoth at December 03, 2021 01:07 PM (KAi1n)

412 Maybe it's just because I have a functioning moral compass, as well as being familiar with gun safety for 55 years.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 03, 2021 01:02 PM (wAnMi)

Try a little experiment. Remove the barrel from one of your pistols. Reassemble it, then point it at a human being.

Bet you that you will find it extremely uncomfortable, if you even can!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2021 01:07 PM (Q9lwr)

413 How does not having a credit card hurt the banks? I tell you what hurts them--having and using a credit card and paying it off (without interest) every month.
Posted by: FriscoYoda at December 03, 2021


***
That's what I do. I don't remember the last time I carried a balance on anything but a car loan, and I pay those off in 1/2 the time or close to it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 01:07 PM (txdEq)

414 The perfect gift for the gal that has everything.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 03, 2021 01:04 PM (AiZBA)

How else does one get Louis Vuitton handbags, smart guy?

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 03, 2021 01:07 PM (ONvIw)

415 - The increasing covid numbers among the vaccinated
- The increasing pressure agains the scapegoated unvaccinated
- The increasing acts of violent looting in cities throughout CA and IL
- The increasing black-on-white violence, as in Waukesha
- The drop in jobs added
- The increase in the chronically unemployed
- The increase in energy prices
- The increase in inflation

...All these are signs of movement in the right direction.

(Says an unmitigated incompetent or the face of pure evil.)

Posted by: red speck at December 03, 2021 01:07 PM (gS3OW)

416 All the good liars these days are Republicans.

Posted by: ... at December 03, 2021 01:07 PM (7HyDs)

417 Next Step: White House will stop publishing job projections entirely.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 03, 2021 01:07 PM (D8mow)

418 411 Ok, so I'm cancelling plans to move to Nevada....
Posted by: SFGoth at December 03, 2021 01:07 PM (KAi1n)

Yup, just got taken off my list.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 03, 2021 01:07 PM (oHd/0)

419 December jobs numbers (reported next month) will be a bit better, probably because of the Temporary Hires for Christmas, such as UPS and Amazon.

But January's job numbers will be bad. Very bad.
==
Nope - they were probably in the October report. December will probably be about the same as November. January/February will probably be a disaster.

Posted by: Black JEM at December 03, 2021 01:07 PM (V6xwG)

420 Just read a local Fox News article that states that the sword used by King Arthur, Excalibur, didn't have a rubber tip on it, and was specially balanced for quick follow up cuts.
OMG!

Posted by: Its going to get a LOT worse. at December 03, 2021 01:08 PM (Iia+W)

421 https://tinyurl.com/yck25db3
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 03, 2021 01:06 PM (cSs/W)

Classic.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 03, 2021 01:08 PM (H8QX8)

422 353 astronomy dot com says:

Two stars will NOT merge and explode into red fury in 2022

https://tinyurl.com/2drvjtrz

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 03, 2021 01:08 PM (OssQ4)

423 How does not having a credit card hurt the banks?

Credit cards are a big money maker for banks, if you don't use one, it hurts their revenue stream.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2021 01:08 PM (KZzsI)

424 214 If the Biden had any brains and didn't hate America they would declare the covid panic over, , claim victory, drop all the mandates and tell everybody to stop hiding at home and behind masks and get to work and get on with life. Economy is booming in two weeks, supply problems end and approval goes up 15%


But that can't happen because the deplorable must be punished.

Posted by: Ripley at December 03, 2021 12:47 PM (MxEKc)


Did y'all notice that COVID Destroyer Joe raised the bar for defeating COVID in the US to an unreachable height? He said COVID cannot be defeated here until it is defeated GLOBALLY.

(He's silently admitting what sane doctors and everyday folks in the US have known for almost two years: It is impossible to stop the spread of the damned bug using masks, lockdowns, school closures, and semi-effective vaccines.)

Posted by: Gref at December 03, 2021 01:08 PM (AMIL/)

425 >>>I'd respect Psaki if she was a good liar

In communism you don't have to be a good liar. Whether anyone believes you are not is irrelevant. You have to be a loyal and accurate liar and always lie the official lie accurately.

Once you made your accurate to the uniparty official lie, lie. Your job is done. That's "reality" and anyone whom dares suggest otherwise is punished.

So is anyone truly surprised that all of our troubles are Emmanuel Goldstein (Trump), and the War with Euroasia (Delta variant) uhh, I mean the war with Eastasia's (Omicron variant) fault? Is that even the slightest bit surprising?

Posted by: mikethemoose at December 03, 2021 01:08 PM (T/vhV)

426 355 Just read a local Fox News article that states the gun used in the HS shooting was a 9mm Sig 2022 that has not been manufactured for several years and some gun range owner said it was bought privately. The article then claimed the gun has a quote hair trigger which allows it to shoot and cycle faster. OMG

Posted by: Jen the original

That is typical garbled media bullshit--triggers resets do not allow it to cycle faster. The 2022 was a double/single action part polymer copy of their P226 but designed for cheaper production by Sig for police departments and the like. The initial trigger pull is about 8-11 lbs from memory and probably about 5-6 lbs in single action. 5-6 Lbs is not a hair trigger. I do not remember whether or not you can put a Sig short reset trigger in it as you can with some Sigs but there is no aftermarket competition trigger available for this particular firearm.

Without training, they are actually harder to shoot accurately as most modern firearms just have one trigger pull weight.

Posted by: whig at December 03, 2021 01:08 PM (9hXN1)

427 409 INTUBATE JOE
Posted by: wth at December 03

With a garden hose.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 03, 2021 01:09 PM (BOZsl)

428 386
Alec Baldwin: An actor shouldn't be the last line of defense if a gun is safe or not; it's the crew's responsibility.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2021 01:04 PM (prQ8Y)

He might be right at that; but who's responsible for the actions of the crew? The Director who's in charge of things on the set, and the Producer who interviewed and hired them all.

Remind me, who was the Producer and Director?

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2021 01:09 PM (trdmm)

429 How does not having a credit card hurt the banks? I tell you what hurts them--having and using a credit card and paying it off (without interest) every month.
Posted by: FriscoYoda at December 03, 2021 01:04 PM (+56GQ)


That's what I do. I put literally everything on my credit cards, except my mortgage, then have an autopay set up to pay the statement balance on the due date. I'm sure my bank hates me.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 03, 2021 01:09 PM (Ez6QX)

430 My husband went to home depot. Do you think he'll bring me some crowbars for hannukah?
Posted by: CN...FJB at December 03, 2021 01:03 PM (ONvIw)
........

Either that or a guy to dig a ditch.

Posted by: wth at December 03, 2021 01:09 PM (v0R5T)

431 I tell you what hurts them--having and using a credit card and paying it off (without interest) every month.

Doesn't hurt them at all. They're getting 1-4% of all your purchases.

Posted by: t-bird at December 03, 2021 01:09 PM (CTJwJ)

432 ...All these are signs of movement in the right direction.

(Says an unmitigated incompetent or the face of pure evil.)
Posted by: red speck at December 03, 2021 01:07 PM (gS3OW)

Covid -- the ultimate threat multiplier.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 03, 2021 01:09 PM (H8QX8)

433 There are two great Psaki photos- the one with her in the pink commie hat and the other standing outside the WH looking dejected after the 2016 election. The "whistleblower" from Yale (Eric Ciaramella) was also in that photo.

Posted by: Winston Smith at December 03, 2021 01:09 PM (GvYI5)

434 With a garden hose.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 03, 2021 01:09 PM (BOZsl)

Are you seeking volunteers?

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 03, 2021 01:09 PM (ONvIw)

435 >>> 386
Alec Baldwin: An actor shouldn't be the last line of defense if a gun is safe or not; it's the crew's responsibility.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2021 01:04 PM (prQ8Y)

Arec Baldwin is an idiot (birm). *Everyone* is the "last" line of defense, jackass.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 03, 2021 01:09 PM (llON8)

436 Alec Baldwin: An actor shouldn't be the last line of defense if a gun is safe or not; it's the crew's responsibility.

Its the Producer's ultimate responsibility, chum.

But he does sound increasingly desperate and crazed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2021 01:10 PM (KZzsI)

437 Crowbar is an 8th day gift, isn't it?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 03, 2021 01:05 PM (k4dH2)

As I recall, yes.
Posted by: CN...FJB at December 03, 2021 01:06 PM (ONvIw)


Jeez, I have to sing the whole thing to figure it out. 8 crowbars swinging, 7 buildings burning, 6 po-po's chasing, 5 go-lden teefs!...

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 03, 2021 01:10 PM (wAnMi)

438 They're not?

Drats, wanted to get the Karens spun up.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2021 01:10 PM (JZMvH)

439 Is it just me, or does Psaki look about 15y older since her sick days?
Posted by: CN...FJB at December 03, 2021 01:04 PM (ONvIw)

Waiting for the day she comes out and on her third lie, she starts turning into that guy who drank from the wrong cup in some Indian Jones movie...

Posted by: Boswell at December 03, 2021 01:10 PM (5iUNf)

440
Australians are fucking insane. Fucking concentration camps and mass manhunt for three teens who escaped?

Did they put those kids in the cooler?
They should tunnel out next time.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 03, 2021 01:10 PM (63Dwl)

441 I visited the Inner Harbor in 1983 when the redevelopment of the area was brand new. It was pretty nice. I shudder to think what it's like, these days.
-------------------
Never get out of the boat. Absolutely goddamn right. Unless you were goin' all the way.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 03, 2021 01:10 PM (8Sqzu)

442 She's not a real redhead, either.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 03, 2021

***
Speculation, or first-hand knowledge?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 01:05 PM


She was on vacay a couple or so months ago, and some incident happened that she had to come back for. She had a large line of dark hair along the part that she hadn't had time to get color touched up.

Sorry if that bursts anyone's bunk bubble.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 03, 2021 01:11 PM (a3Q+t)

443 Re credit cards--I guess it must be a big money maker for them, otherwise they wouldn't do it. But it's a money maker for me in my case--I never carry any debt/interest on any card, and they pay me 1 to 5% to use it. How the hell is that making them any money?

Posted by: FriscoYoda at December 03, 2021 01:11 PM (+56GQ)

444 Covid -- the ultimate threat multiplier.
Posted by: Ordinary American at December 03, 2021 01:09 PM (H8QX


COVID is a MOAB: Mother Of All Bullshit.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 03, 2021 01:11 PM (AiZBA)

445 You just know that somebody called the BLS this morning to complain about the job numbers.

Posted by: SMOD at December 03, 2021 01:11 PM (RHGPo)

446
So there's a point in the interview when you can see Alec is feeling confident and indignant, and then the unexpected happens, george stuffitupmyass askes him a real follow-up question: "What is the actor's responsibility?"

Alec's face freezes in shock. He was in the "groove" of smug acting and was not prepared for that question. After thinking about how to answer it, he gives the Classic Copout Answer, "That's a tough question."

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2021 01:11 PM (prQ8Y)

447 I'm a head down to HD and steal a bunch of shit. If anyone says anything I'll claim Covid and not get arrested.

Oh wait I'm white, never mind.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 03, 2021 01:11 PM (OalnH)

448 Doesn't hurt them at all. They're getting 1-4% of all your purchases.

Yeah the fees are where the money is. They don't mind getting interest, but the big money is a slice of nearly every single thing people buy. Millions of purchases a day.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2021 01:11 PM (KZzsI)

449 417 Next Step: White House will stop publishing job projections entirely.


"Saved Or Created" is back, baby!

Posted by: red speck at December 03, 2021 01:11 PM (gS3OW)

450 >>> 422 353 astronomy dot com says:

Two stars will NOT merge and explode into red fury in 2022

https://tinyurl.com/2drvjtrz
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 03, 2021 01:08 PM (OssQ4)

Well that sucks. I wanted a star-shattering kaboom!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 03, 2021 01:11 PM (llON8)

451 413 How does not having a credit card hurt the banks? I tell you what hurts them--having and using a credit card and paying it off (without interest) every month.
Posted by: FriscoYoda at December 03, 2021

***
That's what I do. I don't remember the last time I carried a balance on anything but a car loan, and I pay those off in 1/2 the time or close to it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 01:07 PM (txdEq)


Unfortunately, that doesn't hurt banks as much as you think they do. Banks collect transaction fees from the merchant you use your credit or debit card with even if you pay off the balance every month, and they are substantial.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 03, 2021 01:11 PM (M1I8I)

452 No. 440. I keep waiting for the fever to break but it's just going to keep getting worse.

Posted by: Winston Smith at December 03, 2021 01:12 PM (GvYI5)

453

Normal 0


False

False

False


EN-US X-NONE

Posted by: ... at December 03, 2021 01:12 PM (7HyDs)

454 It's only a matter of time before sledge hammers, crowbars and the like are behind some sort of plexiglass wall where you have to get a store employee to fetch one for you.

Then show 3 forms of ID and fill out a couple forms.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 03, 2021 01:12 PM (BFigT)

455 If you search for pics of her in her younger days she was very cute.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 03, 2021 01:12 PM (OalnH)

456 351 Brandon sounds sick as a dog today. I hope he drops dead.
Posted by: Capital Eff at December 03, 2021 12:20 PM (GYllL)
.......

The funeral will be epic.
Posted by: wth at December 03, 2021 01:01 PM (v0R5T)

Same bug that got to General Secretary Dropdeadapov at the Politburo. Hope the funeral is as nice.

Posted by: Roy at December 03, 2021 01:12 PM (Ti+Tv)

457 I'm glad the looters are looting in the cities run by the looters voted in by the moochers.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 03, 2021 01:12 PM (R/m4+)

458 Unvaccinated people are now the greatest political danger to the establishment. They are the "control group," and they must be eliminated somehow.

Agree on all counts that the unvaxxed will become the scapegoat/boogeyman as the vaccine spreads its hell through the human immune system.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 03, 2021 01:12 PM (H8QX8)

459 442 She's not a real redhead, either.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 03, 2021

She'd choose that color on purpose ?

Posted by: It's me donna at December 03, 2021 01:12 PM (Pohvy)

460 From the no-boom article:
"Good science makes testable predictions,"

BURN THE HERETIC!!
-- Tony Fauci, Dog Lover

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 03, 2021 01:13 PM (llON8)

461 Either that or a guy to dig a ditch.
Posted by: wth at December 03, 2021 01:09 PM (v0R5T)

We already have a gas powered trencher.

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 03, 2021 01:13 PM (ONvIw)

462 With a garden hose.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 03, 2021 01:09 PM


You don't respect me anymore?

Posted by: Fire Hose at December 03, 2021 01:13 PM (a3Q+t)

463 413 How does not having a credit card hurt the banks? I tell you what hurts them--having and using a credit card and paying it off (without interest) every month.

__

They still get 3% of the transaction fee.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 03, 2021 01:13 PM (OalnH)

464 This thread is boring now.

Here's Lucy Pinder:

https://tinyurl.com/yyd2dfje

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 01:13 PM (LvTSG)

465 The funeral will be epic.

"IT BETTER NOT INTERFERE WITH DADDY'S!!!!"
-Meagin McCain

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2021 01:13 PM (KZzsI)

466 White House will stop publishing job projections entirely.

There will be a monthly Day Of Thanks To Joe Biden for everybody that still has a job.

Posted by: t-bird at December 03, 2021 01:13 PM (CTJwJ)

467 Posted by: ... at December 03, 2021 01:12 PM (7HyDs)

LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 03, 2021 01:13 PM (Ez6QX)

468 Did they put those kids in the cooler?
They should tunnel out next time.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 03, 2021 01:10 PM (63Dwl)


Did you see the interview of the young lady they came for? She did an interview after her release, as well as some of how she was being treated there. It's fucking insane, it's like they just come up with ways to mess with you there. "You can't cross that yellow line (on your own balcony) without a mask..."

Kinda weird to listen to the Gestapo with an Australian accent.

https://tinyurl.com/2wz2p497

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 03, 2021 01:13 PM (wAnMi)

469 Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 03, 2021 12:50 PM

*narrows eyes*

That looks suspiciously like math.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 12:51 PM (m+jkK)

nah, not enough greek letters...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 03, 2021 01:13 PM (8D42x)

470 443 Re credit cards--I guess it must be a big money maker for them, otherwise they wouldn't do it. But it's a money maker for me in my case--I never carry any debt/interest on any card, and they pay me 1 to 5% to use it. How the hell is that making them any money?
Posted by: FriscoYoda at December 03, 2021 01:11 PM (+56GQ)

The incentives they pay you with first come from the merchant. They charge the seller when you pay with the card, and part of that goes to you in a rebate. Ultimately this means average prices are higher.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 03, 2021 01:13 PM (z5Vrg)

471 Jack Posobiec claims Harris's Communications Lead Symone Sanders was the source of the recent, very ugly hit piece on the Veep, which is why she is leaving.

Even if not true it is a great info warfare gambit.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 03, 2021 01:13 PM (+LbcH)

472 Trump said to INJECT BLEACH!

Posted by: Jen the Spinmaster at December 03, 2021 01:14 PM (GlihY)

473 292 Baldwin will feel guilt for killing the cinematographer and wounding the director, when the jury finds him GUILTY of Negligent Homicide and Assault with a Deadly Weapon, and not a moment earlier.

Meanwhile, there'll be a small market for tee shirts and posters with his visage thereon, accompanied by the word GUILTY. Needs to become a meme and heavily circulated where the Hollyweirdos will surely see it.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 03, 2021 12:55 PM (QzJWU)
-----------------

If on the outside chance he is actually convicted and sentenced to prison, we need to have hundreds of people outside the courthouse in MAGA hats, holding signs that say, "Watch out for your cornhole, buddy!"

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 03, 2021 01:14 PM (lNHqD)

474 No 449. It's the same sleight of hand they use for vaccination.

The vaccines have spared the health care system and/or reduced the severity of individual cases because SCIENCE.

Posted by: Winston Smith at December 03, 2021 01:14 PM (GvYI5)

475 She's not a real redhead, either.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 03, 2021

She'd choose that color on purpose ?
Posted by: It's me donna at December 03, 2021 01:12 PM (Pohvy)


She's color blind. She thought it was green.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 03, 2021 01:14 PM (AiZBA)

476 439 ...Waiting for the day she comes out and on her third lie, she starts turning into that guy who drank from the wrong cup in some Indian Jones movie...


"You have chosen administrations... poorly."

Posted by: red speck at December 03, 2021 01:14 PM (gS3OW)

477 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 03, 2021 01:14 PM (Zz0t1)

478 >>>Alec Baldwin: An actor shouldn't be the last line of defense if a gun is safe or not;....

Alec Baldwin: the producer sure the hell should be. The safety of the set and the competence and adequacy of the crew are his direct responsibility. So if someone handed him an unsafe gun, that's his fault. Period.

Posted by: mikethemoose at December 03, 2021 01:14 PM (T/vhV)

479 The only good thing about the Inner Harbor is the National Aquarium.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 03, 2021 01:15 PM (1Lrz1)

480 Joe Biden is asked why he sounds so sick:

"I have a 1 & 1/2-year-old grandson who has a cold who likes to kiss his pop. He'd be kissing my, anyway...But it's just a cold."

Posted by: SMOD at December 03, 2021 01:15 PM (RHGPo)

481 Have there been any cases of the omicron coof in unvaccinated people yet, or does it only attack damaged immune systems?

Posted by: Roy at December 03, 2021 01:15 PM (Ti+Tv)

482 Alec Baldwin: An actor shouldn't be the last line of defense if a gun is safe or not; it's the crew's responsibility.

Posted by: Soothsayer

Ultimately, the Producer is responsible for what happens on the movie set.
I can understand the Actor Alec Baldwin feeling "betrayed" by the staff.

But Alec Baldwin the Producer is in for a world of hurt.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at December 03, 2021 01:15 PM (vcOmj)

483 I F'n hate the Aus accent. "So" is not supposed to be pronounced "soy". It irritates my phonetic OCD.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 03, 2021 01:16 PM (OssQ4)

484 I keep telling everyone it's the White House briefing then the Puppet Show.

Posted by: Jen Psaki at December 03, 2021 01:16 PM (7uROS)

485 Jeez, I have to sing the whole thing to figure it out. 8 crowbars swinging, 7 buildings burning, 6 po-po's chasing, 5 go-lden teefs!...
_______________

That song is for Christian looters. CN is Jewish and her hubby was shopping for Hanukkah gifts, so it's "crowbar, crowbar, crowbar, I made it out of clay, crowbar, crowbar, crowbar, it'll smash good anyway" or . . . something.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 03, 2021 01:16 PM (k4dH2)

486 Alec Baldwin: An actor shouldn't be the last line of defense if a gun is safe or not

The last person to handle the gun is the last line of defense whether ts safe or not. Granted, letting that be an actor is a bit of a reach, but its still true.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2021 01:16 PM (KZzsI)

487 This thread is boring now.

Here's Lucy Pinder:

https://tinyurl.com/yyd2dfje
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 01:13 PM (LvTSG)

Link fail.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 03, 2021 01:16 PM (4I/2K)

488 >>>Alec Baldwin: An actor shouldn't be the last line of defense if a gun is safe or not; it's the crew's responsibility.

I don't think you have a sustainable assault charge. What you have is sustainable Man 1 that will probably get pled to Man 2

Posted by: mikethemoose at December 03, 2021 01:16 PM (T/vhV)

489 Alec Baldwin Describes What Happened on "Rust" Set: "I Let Go of the Hammer and 'Bang,' the Gun Goes Off"

I've been told that, more often than not, happens

At least now we know he didn't pull the trigger.

Posted by: SMOD at December 03, 2021 01:16 PM (RHGPo)

490 Speculation, or first-hand knowledge?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 01:05 PM

She was on vacay a couple or so months ago, and some incident happened that she had to come back for. She had a large line of dark hair along the part that she hadn't had time to get color touched up.

Sorry if that bursts anyone's bunk bubble.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 03, 2021 01:11 PM (a3Q+t)

Duncanthrax is correct. Nope, not a natural redhead:

https://tinyurl.com/ywnmnufd

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 03, 2021 01:17 PM (M1I8I)

491 Ethan Crumbley's mom texted him, 'don't do it', hours before the shooting. _DM
------

The parents are being charged.

The pic of the kid looks like trouble from hell.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2021 01:17 PM (WzJXd)

492 Have there been any cases of the omicron coof in unvaccinated people yet, or does it only attack damaged immune systems?
Posted by: Roy at December 03, 2021 01:15 PM (Ti+Tv)


I think there's an unvaxxed guy in Hawaii who has it. Mild symptoms.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 03, 2021 01:17 PM (Ez6QX)

493 She's not a real redhead, either.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

No proof required, thanks.

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 03, 2021 01:17 PM (WmGrA)

494 351 Brandon sounds sick as a dog today. I hope he drops dead.
Posted by: Capital Eff at December 03, 2021 12:20 PM (GYllL)


dear santa, all i want for christmas is...

Posted by: IC - #FJB at December 03, 2021 01:17 PM (hV9ir)

495 As someone stated above, purposeful, all part of the color revolution, great reset; create the conditions for the acceptance of oppressive govt.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 03, 2021 01:17 PM (r5BVk)

496 >>> 486 Alec Baldwin: An actor shouldn't be the last line of defense if a gun is safe or not

The last person to handle the gun is the last line of defense whether ts safe or not. Granted, letting that be an actor is a bit of a reach, but its still true.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2021 01:16 PM (KZzsI)

Letting actors handle scissors is probably a reach.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 03, 2021 01:18 PM (llON8)

497
Who here would accept a gun from someone who Told You it wasn't loaded without seeing for yourself?



Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2021 01:18 PM (prQ8Y)

498 dear santa, all i want for christmas is...

...president Kamala?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2021 01:18 PM (KZzsI)

499 The Michigan prosecutor said that they need MOAR GUN LAWS because Michigan law doesn't require you to keep all your guns locked up in your house at all times.

Fuck off.

Get out of my house, you nosey fuck.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 03, 2021 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)

500 The only good thing about the Inner Harbor is the National Aquarium.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 03, 2021 01:15 PM (1Lrz1)
-----------
Is the USS Constellation no longer there?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2021 01:18 PM (AlkyK)

501 New Leftist Position: Abortion Is Good Because Adoption Is Traumatic

-
Well, I adopted my two daughters and it was plenty traumatic. Expensive too. I mean, I just bought a Christmas gift for one yesterday.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 03, 2021 01:18 PM (FVME7)

502 Jobs are racist.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 03, 2021 01:18 PM (OalnH)

503 Nood Alec Baldwin being a dick.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 03, 2021 01:18 PM (Ez6QX)

504 Joe Biden is asked why he sounds so sick:

"I have a 1 & 1/2-year-old grandson who has a cold who likes to kiss his pop. He'd be kissing my, anyway...But it's just a cold."


Follow-up question, Mr. President: Was this in the shower like you used to do with your daughter?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 03, 2021 01:18 PM (D8mow)

505 "How does not having a credit card hurt the banks? I tell you what hurts them--having and using a credit card and paying it off (without interest) every month.

Posted by: FriscoYoda"


I've been doing that for years and the bank just keep upping my limit, probably in hopes I spend more on stupid stuff I can't affodr. I'm waiting until they increase it enough to buy my own helicopter and then default.

Posted by: Ripley at December 03, 2021 01:18 PM (MxEKc)

506 409 INTUBATE JOE
Posted by: wth at December 03

With a garden hose.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 03, 2021 01:09 PM (BOZsl)

***

No no no no... It's up ya nose with a rubbah hose.

Posted by: Vinnie Barbarino at December 03, 2021 01:18 PM (flINI)

507 This thread is boring now.

Here's Lucy Pinder:

https://tinyurl.com/yyd2dfje
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 01:13 PM (LvTSG)



You gonna give us your username/password for that site?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 03, 2021 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)

508 Ethan Crumbley's mom texted him, 'don't do it', hours before the shooting. _DM
------

I'd bet she also tell the bear to get out of her canoe and go away.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 03, 2021 01:18 PM (4I/2K)

509 498 dear santa, all i want for christmas is...

...president Kamala?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2021 01:18 PM (KZzsI)

ugh. hate her too, but biden is just ..gah. can't they all drop dead?

Posted by: IC - #FJB at December 03, 2021 01:19 PM (hV9ir)

510 492 Have there been any cases of the omicron coof in unvaccinated people yet, or does it only attack damaged immune systems?
Posted by: Roy at December 03, 2021 01:15 PM (Ti+Tv)

I think there's an unvaxxed guy in Hawaii who has it. Mild symptoms.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 03, 2021 01:17 PM (Ez6QX)

It's probably a percentages thing. So many people were jabbed, the numerical odds of them catching it are greater than those who aren't.

Posted by: Roy at December 03, 2021 01:19 PM (Ti+Tv)

511 Ultimately, the Producer is responsible for what happens on the movie set.
I can understand the Actor Alec Baldwin feeling "betrayed" by the staff.

But Alec Baldwin the Producer is in for a world of hurt.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at December 03, 2021 01:15 PM (vcOmj)

I agree, and I believe the legal outcome is going to reflect this. In the criminal case, Alec Baldwin the actor is going to get off.
In the Civil Liability Suit, Alec Baldwin the Producer is gonna end up paying millions to the estate of the deceased.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2021 01:19 PM (trdmm)

512 I just saw an ad that claimed Biden had record breaking job creation.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 03, 2021 01:19 PM (h1jJh)

513 487 Link fail.
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 03, 2021 01:16 PM (4I/2K)

==========

How about this?

https://tinyurl.com/yxdzyf66

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 01:19 PM (LvTSG)

514
Duncanthrax is correct. Nope, not a natural redhead:

https://tinyurl.com/ywnmnufd
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 03, 2021 01:17 PM (M1I8I)

Natural gingers are rejoicing.

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 03, 2021 01:19 PM (ONvIw)

515 Who here would accept a gun from someone who Told You it wasn't loaded without seeing for yourself?

Posted by: Soothsayer

Not even if it was Jesus.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 03, 2021 01:19 PM (OssQ4)

516 The Michigan prosecutor said that they need MOAR GUN LAWS because Michigan law doesn't require you to keep all your guns locked up in your house at all times.
Fuck off.
Get out of my house, you nosey fuck.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 03, 2021 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)

Just outlaw stupid people and democrats.

Problem solved.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 03, 2021 01:19 PM (R/m4+)

517 >>> 491 Ethan Crumbley's mom texted him, 'don't do it', hours before the shooting. _DM
------

The parents are being charged.

The pic of the kid looks like trouble from hell.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2021 01:17 PM (WzJXd)

Don't do what, eat the last slice of pizza in the fridge, or something else?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 03, 2021 01:19 PM (llON8)

518 Ethan Crumbley's mom texted him, 'don't do it', hours before the shooting. _DM

___

She texted him? Just spitballing here, but a parent should probably do more than just text a kid to not go kill people.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 03, 2021 01:20 PM (OalnH)

519 Italian man tries to dodge Covid jab using fake arm

Posted by: SMOD at December 03, 2021 01:20 PM (RHGPo)

520 Brandon sounds sick as a dog today. I hope he drops dead.
Posted by: Capital Eff

To be on the safe side, he should be Old Yellered.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 03, 2021 01:20 PM (FVME7)

521 How about this?

https://tinyurl.com/yxdzyf66
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 01:19 PM (LvTSG)

Lotsa gravitas on display there. Much obliged.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 03, 2021 01:20 PM (4I/2K)

522 I have had dozens of spam calls today, it's crazy, on my cell and on the landline.

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 03, 2021 01:21 PM (ONvIw)

523
nooodd


Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2021 01:21 PM (prQ8Y)

524 Baldwin and all the Left rat bastards always lie and find an excuse.

And then get off.

Not even shocking anymore.

Posted by: Ziba at December 03, 2021 01:21 PM (S1hrL)

525 Kinda weird to listen to the Gestapo with an Australian accent.

https://tinyurl.com/2wz2p497

=====

It really is a Gestapo.

There was another video (from Unherd) the other day, where a girl was notified that she'd been in contact with somebody with COVID. She was waiting for someone to come and give her a test at her apartment, but instead the cops showed up to haul her off to that camp.

"Why can't I just isolate here, like lots of other people are doing?" she asked them. And they just said, "You're on a list we get from higher up."

No problems here, Claire Lehman! No problems at all.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 03, 2021 01:21 PM (aJqbm)

526 Well that sucks. I wanted a star-shattering kaboom!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Wouldja settle for a bowl of KaBoom ?

Posted by: JT at December 03, 2021 01:21 PM (arJlL)

527 512 I just saw an ad that claimed Biden had record breaking job creation.
______________

Yes, but it was a record low.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 03, 2021 01:21 PM (k4dH2)

528 >>>The last person to handle the gun is the last line of defense whether ts safe or not.

I know there is always a the "person holding the weapon is always responsible mentality" in firearms culture. And that's a good thing. Legally that has limited basis.

Posted by: mikethemoose at December 03, 2021 01:22 PM (T/vhV)

529 >>>The last person to handle the gun is the last line of defense whether ts safe or not. Granted, letting that be an actor is a bit of a reach, but its still true.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2021 01:16 PM (KZzsI)

Letting actors handle scissors is probably a reach.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 03, 2021 01:18 PM (llON
--------------

That's his get out of jail ticket.
There's the prop master, the armorer, and the AD who told him the gun was 'cold'. He's a monkey.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2021 01:22 PM (WzJXd)

530 MSN: Kamala Harris' staffers leaving White House in part because they fear being labeled 'Harris person'

Posted by: SMOD at December 03, 2021 01:22 PM (RHGPo)

531 497
Who here would accept a gun from someone who Told You it wasn't loaded without seeing for yourself? Posted by: Soothsayer

Not checking yourself is the sign of either an inexperienced or reckless person. I do it often, even when only myself is around doing cleaning, dry firing, etc. every time I remove the firearm from my grasp. On long arms, best to even put a finger in the chamber if you cannot get a good visual to make sure that nothing is there. I check revolver chambers by touch when the cylinder is open so that the muscle memory and habit is there even in the dark.

Posted by: whig at December 03, 2021 01:22 PM (9hXN1)

532 If the Marxists don't care if Sundowner lies, they won't care if his mouth piece lies

Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 03, 2021 01:23 PM (TeuoI)

533 Brandon blames his hoarseness on...his grandson who KISSED HIM! Uh where? on the mouth?

Posted by: Ziba at December 03, 2021 01:23 PM (S1hrL)

534 All of the bad guys know that arrests are going escalate to the point that the police have to use their guns. The cops on the other hand know that if they shoot a black man, the lives of their families will be ruined.

Easy solution is just move out of the cities over a 5 year period and create more "food deserts"

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 03, 2021 01:23 PM (h1jJh)

535 Last!!!!

Posted by: Winston Smith at December 03, 2021 01:23 PM (GvYI5)

536 Who's gonna die first, Queen Elizabeth or Biden?

Posted by: Bigsmith at December 03, 2021 01:24 PM (G/mW5)

537 Jacqueline Avant, wife of music producer Clarence Avant, was shot in the head and killed yesterday at her home in Beverly Hills during a home invasion. The Avants are very rich and happen to be black.

The shooter, 29 year old Aariel Maynor, was arrested after he was trying another home invasion and shot himself in the foot. Someone heard the gunfire and called the BH police connected the dots.

Maynor has a long rap sheet but has managed bail/parole to be out on the streets again.

I guess the wealthy and almost all left-leaning denizens of Beverly Hills and other well-to-do areas are going to have to learn the hard way how the majority of Americans live in the era of 'Defund the Police' and BLM. I guess Black Lives don't matter that much.

Posted by: Cheri at December 03, 2021 01:25 PM (oiNtH)

538 Would that Pissache would circle back on herself and throw her back out trying to lick it there.

Posted by: Ziba at December 03, 2021 01:25 PM (S1hrL)

539 @530

I would have thought they feared being labeled "dicks."

Posted by: Ziba at December 03, 2021 01:27 PM (S1hrL)

540 489 Alec Baldwin Describes What Happened on "Rust" Set: "I Let Go of the Hammer and 'Bang,' the Gun Goes Off"


Aside from his attempt at making the shooting of his "close friend" as passive and legally detached as possible, this account is completely at odds with what witnesses on-set were saying right after the incident. Namely, that Alec was on a political tirade (natch) and was annoyed at having to shoot a just-finished scene again, at which point, he pointed the gun at the director and said, "How about if I just shoot you?" and fired the gun at her.

Someone's lying. My money's on the guy who says he feels no guilt, even at the possibility of someone else's negligence playing the major role in a friend's accidental death.

Posted by: red speck at December 03, 2021 01:27 PM (gS3OW)

541 463 413 How does not having a credit card hurt the banks? I tell you what hurts them--having and using a credit card and paying it off (without interest) every month.

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They still get 3% of the transaction fee.
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Yep. And the mean interest rate charged is 21.5%. Its hard being in the credit card business.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 03, 2021 01:28 PM (8Sqzu)

542 Long rap sheets are now a badge of honor, what.

Posted by: Ziba at December 03, 2021 01:28 PM (S1hrL)

543 536 Who's gonna die first, Queen Elizabeth or Biden?
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Biden. The Queen has to keep her son off the Throne. She has a reason to live. Plus she drinks gin.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 03, 2021 01:29 PM (8Sqzu)

544 425 >>>I'd respect Psaki if she was a good liar

In communism you don't have to be a good liar.


indeed. if you had to be a good liar, that would make communism a meritocracy. can't have that.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at December 03, 2021 01:32 PM (sGtp+)

545 Yeah, I know the bank/credit card company gets a fee for each transaction. But if you use a card with no fee, and cash back, you're screwing the bank at least a little. And I certainly don't reduce my cost by using cash (except for a very few places that do indeed provide a discount for cash transactions).

Posted by: FriscoYoda at December 03, 2021 01:32 PM (+56GQ)

546 543 Biden. The Queen has to keep her son off the Throne. She has a reason to live. Plus she drinks gin.

everybody knows it's the raisins that keep you young.

Posted by: Theresa Heinz-Kerry at December 03, 2021 01:32 PM (sGtp+)

547
Here's Lucy Pinder:

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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021


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Darn. Goes to a blu-ray forum. I *like* Lucy.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 01:37 PM (txdEq)

548 Bring Back Bankruptcy

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 03, 2021 01:38 PM (h1jJh)

549 I guess the wealthy and almost all left-leaning denizens of Beverly Hills and other well-to-do areas are going to have to learn the hard way how the majority of Americans live in the era of 'Defund the Police' and BLM.

Less than zero sympathy here. Commie karma is indeed a bitch.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 03, 2021 02:02 PM (Xrfse)

550 359 Lemon Square sounds like an alternative rock album. New, from REM: Lemon Square!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2021 01:01 PM (KZzsI)

REM? More like Lemon Party

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 03, 2021 02:18 PM (II3Gr)

551 It would be so nice if you gloom and doomers would kindly stop shitting on everything that smacks of good news and go sit in the corner and suck your thumbs.

Gets some kind of irritating to listen to the whining.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 03, 2021 02:31 PM (KATBx)

552 Hey, she's a ginger with big tits. Gotta cut her slack....
Not cuz she's a Democrat or anything like that

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