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Kumala's Senior Advisor and Chief Spokeswoman Symone Sanders Announces Resignation, Effective at End of Year

Another White Man who Failed to Position Kumala for Success.

Although this White Man is yet another Black Woman.

A couple of weeks ago, when a different White Man who is actually a Black Woman quit Kumala's staff, CNN wrote:

Many in the vice president's circle told CNN this fall that she's not being adequately prepared or positioned, and instead is being sidelined. The vice president herself has told several confidants she feels constrained in what she's able to do politically. And those around her remain wary of even hinting at future political ambitions, with President Joe Biden's team highly attuned to signs of disloyalty, particularly from the vice president.

Several sources speaking on condition of anonymity to discuss the situation more frankly have told CNN Harris' staff has repeatedly failed her and left her exposed, and family members have often had an informal say within her office.

Reports of disarray within Harris' office earlier this summer and again this fall have sent the White House into damage control on more than one occasion.

When asked about the idea which she was leaking to the press that she was being misused by George Stephanopolous, she denied it, and then... laughed.


Asked if she felt misused, Harris said, "No, I don't," laughing.

I think we all know what Kumala's fake cackle mean.

Let's hope that Kumala can finally hire some underlings who are capable of properly Preparing Her and Positioning Her for Success. Although, I suppose, her current remaining staffers will first have to Prepare Her and Position Her for Success in choosing the right new staffers who will in turn Prepare Her and Position Her for Success.

Given Kumala's track record so far, I can only imagine that this will be a triumph on par with the masterful Afghanistan pullout, in which Biden Positioned terrified Afghans on the struts of the wheels of fleeing cargo planes.

Meanwhile, a very senior Democrat congresman announces he's retiring, making him the 19th incumbent Democrat to decline to run in 2022.

House Transportation and Infrastructure Committee chair Rep. Peter DeFazio (D-OR), who has been a part of the ongoing infrastructure talks, is calling it quits on the House of Representatives and will retire after his current term in Congress.

Kumala Harris put out a statement saying, "While we honor Representative DeFazio's service, we must also note that he did very little to Position Me For Success."

...

DeFazio retiring not only makes him the 19th Democrat to announce they are abandoning the House by retirement or choosing to run for a different position at either the state or local level, but DeFazio would become the third committee chair to make the announcement. Courtney Parella, a spokeswoman from the National Republican Congressional Committee (NRCC), said, "Committee Chairs don't retire unless they know their majority is gone. Nancy Pelosi's days as Speaker are numbered."

The congressman has been a close confident to Pelosi, voting with her 100 percent of the time and not turning away from helping Pelosi pass partisan agenda ideas.

Breitbart notes that Republican Alek Skarlatos will be running for the seat.

Skarlatos is one of the three men who subdued the terrorist on that train from Belgium to Paris.

Democrats might just nominate the terrorist he beat up.

Below: Dooce-chills.


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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)

2 Kumswala Blows. Film at 11.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)

3 SPONGE!

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 02, 2021 02:03 PM (Ez6QX)

4 Probably not first, but still early.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at December 02, 2021 02:03 PM (WFgqR)

5 Oh, and Fauci Delenda Est.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at December 02, 2021 02:03 PM (WFgqR)

6 Yes!!

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 02, 2021 02:04 PM (NgqoH)

7 House Transportation and Infrastructure Committee chair Rep. Peter DeFazio (D-OR), who has been a part of the ongoing infrastructure talks, is calling it quits on the House of Representatives and will retire after his current term in Congress.

========

Committee chairs resigning in safe districts are not small occurances.

He knows he's going to be out of power for a while. He's too old for this shit, so he's just getting out.

Sounds like he doesn't expect Dominion to carry Democrats over the finish line any time soon.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 02:04 PM (LvTSG)

8 K Harris.. her damn tounge has callouses...

Posted by: Inogame X-State Lines at December 02, 2021 02:04 PM (53oGX)

9 And apparently Marty Walsh "misses Boston" and is mulling over a run for <A governor. Guess being Biden's Sec. of Labor isn't such a sweet gig?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2021 02:04 PM (bDqIh)

10
Get ready for Mitchell Obama/Peter Puffer '24. And before.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2021 02:04 PM (s2VJv)

11 White man who is actually a black woman.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 02, 2021 02:05 PM (z5Vrg)

12 Smart employees always leave the company when you know it about to go bankrupt.

Posted by: rd at December 02, 2021 02:05 PM (Z32m1)

13 Oh not much longer you old racist pedo...not much longer [happy cackle]

Then I'll be president [contented cackle]

Wait, then I'll be president [worried cackle]

Posted by: Kamala Harris at December 02, 2021 02:05 PM (ESjRY)

14 >Psaki says Symone Sanders "is whip smart and "will do plenty of interesting things in the world" in her future.

Colloquialism or racist dog whistle - you decide.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 02, 2021 02:05 PM (NgqoH)

15 Given Kumala's track record so far, I can only imagine that this will be a triumph on par with the masterful Afghanistan pullout, in which Biden Positioned solo, military aged Afghan men into the hold of fleeing cargo planes.

FIFY

Posted by: Dark Helmet at December 02, 2021 02:05 PM (Oka5v)

16 *waves to Horde*

Okay so this is a different person, I thought this had already been announced.

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at December 02, 2021 02:05 PM (mf5HN)

17 Where are all of the "MORE BIDEN RESIGNATIONS" and "CHAOS IN THE WHITE HOUSE" headlines like we got for Trump?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 02:05 PM (DU+/6)

18 8 K Harris.. her damn tounge has callouses...
Posted by: Inogame X-State Lines at December 02, 2021 02:04 PM (53oGX)


"Like a longshoreman's palms."

- - Bob Saget from "The Aristocrats!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2021 02:06 PM (s2VJv)

19
House Transportation and Infrastructure Committee chair Rep. Peter DeFazio (D-OR), who has been a part of the ongoing infrastructure talks, is calling it quits

19th nervous breakdown

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2021 02:06 PM (63Dwl)

20 I can see Pazocky's nose from here!

Posted by: klaftern at December 02, 2021 02:06 PM (taPSh)

21 "Position" Kumala for success....

Face down or face up?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 02, 2021 02:06 PM (BFigT)

22 > House Transportation and Infrastructure Committee chair Rep. Peter DeFazio (D-OR),

I remember when he went by Laverne, before the "transition".

Speaking of, the actor who played Carmine "Big Ragu" Ragusa on that show has passed away at 69.

Apparently he was actually Armenian.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2021 02:06 PM (bW8dp)

23 And apparently Marty Walsh "misses Boston" and is mulling over a run for

Theah's only room for one fake moderate in these parts. Ya heah me Mahty? That's right I'm saying youah wicket queeah

Posted by: Gov Baker at December 02, 2021 02:06 PM (ESjRY)

24 When is Psaki's last day? She announced her departure over 1 month ago, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2021 02:06 PM (bDqIh)

25

Oops

Posted by: Gov Baker at December 02, 2021 02:06 PM (ESjRY)

26 Psaki is a worthless incompetent who can't even perform her primary job function - credibly lying and spinning answers - with anything like general competence.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 02:06 PM (DU+/6)

27 SPONGE!
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 02, 2021 02:03 PM (Ez6QX)



I know, right?

Someone called the nood and no one heeded.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)

28 She looks like Reggie White.

Posted by: Mishdog at December 02, 2021 02:07 PM (/VWLE)

29 Kamala is an incompetent idiot with all the appeal of ebola but I also have no doubt Senile Joe is a miserable piece of trash to work with.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 02, 2021 02:07 PM (eGTCV)

30 Biden just finished announcing his New COVID Restrictions.

No Questions.

Did answer one about the Government Shutdown tomorrow. He has faith in the system.

Posted by: rd at December 02, 2021 02:07 PM (Z32m1)

31 Man I can hardly contain my excitement for the new era of GOP Congressional Power.

But I admit I'm lazy, haven't kept up.

What's their agenda, what are the specific key issues they're going to be hitting hard in the campaign?

Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2021 02:07 PM (OTzUX)

32 What fills me with constant wonder about Kamala- and really, anyone in this festering regime shitpile- is what sort of political machine thought this was a good idea. Anyone, from Malia Obama to a dead gerbil, would be an improvement over the staff they have now.

I genuinely don't think the Democrats anticipate being in power at all in 2023, and are trying to do as much damage as possible for their Chinese/ Cabal masters before then.

Posted by: trev006 at December 02, 2021 02:07 PM (Eqkqm)

33 28 She looks like Reggie White.
Posted by: Mishdog at December 02, 2021 02:07 PM (/VWLE)


Early thread winner contender.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2021 02:07 PM (s2VJv)

34 Have you seen her?
Built like a bulldozer.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 02, 2021 02:07 PM (jTmQV)

35 Prepare Her and Position Her for Success


Willie Brown has time on his hands, right? He's retired (is he alive?). He had success preparing her and positioning her for sex,,uh,,success.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 02, 2021 02:07 PM (HTCOy)

36 You know if I was the Cosmic Scriptwriter and really wanted to go for the laughs in this situation, I would guide *everyone* to quit Harris's staff and cause her to be completely sidelined by everyone in this administration - just before Slow Joe shuffles off this mortal coil and hands her the Presidency.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2021 02:07 PM (trdmm)

37 More rats leaving the clown whorehouse

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 02, 2021 02:08 PM (V6f9+)

38 Cute dog putting up with a lot.

https://bit.ly/3piWCC9

Posted by: bonhomme at December 02, 2021 02:08 PM (sG4Hj)

39 Just tried to rent a Rug Doctor at Kroger. Me: "I'd like to rent a Rug Doctor please"

Desk clerk: "I'm sorry, they are out of order."

Me: "THEY? What??? You have eight of them over there. Don't tell me they're all out of order."

Desk Clerk: "Well, some guy tried four of them and brought all of them back saying they didn't work, so I'm not supposed to rent them."

Me: "Ask yourself which is more likely- *FOUR* Rug Doctors all stopped working simultaneously, which means all eight of them don't work because...reasons? or...the customer didn't know how to use them and wouldn't read the manual."

Desk Clerk: "I'm really sorry."

Me: "You really should put a sign up over there then. Thanks for wasting my time." Post-America America ladies and gentlemen. Nothing works and everyone's a retard.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2021 02:08 PM (Bmy3R)

40 Looking at the current pathetic, depraved state of the US government is there anyone with a soul that doesn't want it shut down for real?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2021 02:08 PM (ESjRY)

41 Just how smart is a whip?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2021 02:08 PM (63Dwl)

42 Get ready for Mitchell Obama/Peter Puffer '24. And before.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2021 02:04 PM (s2VJv)



Mitchell......

LMMFAO.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 02:08 PM (Zz0t1)

43 Why I haven't been able to figure out is why did Joocey Smoolay hire black Nigerians to fake his attack?

Why didn't he hire white guys?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 02, 2021 02:08 PM (UuD2k)

44 Not nearly as much hoopla about the "government shutdown" this time. I think the rubes are finally catching on that it's all just political theatre.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2021 02:08 PM (bW8dp)

45 "They fired me for not lying too good"

Posted by: klaftern at December 02, 2021 02:08 PM (taPSh)

46 34 Have you seen her?
Built like a bulldozer.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 02, 2021 02:07 PM (jTmQV)


"No mas!"

- - Rachel Corrie

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2021 02:08 PM (s2VJv)

47 What more can they do for her, when her only skillset is a dick-shaped mouth?

Posted by: Lrrr at December 02, 2021 02:09 PM (jIL4c)

48 Can't get off the Titanic fast enough, something is up

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2021 02:09 PM (2JoB8)

49 What I find interesting is that if she had a shot at the top job soon, people would not be leaving.

So to me this kind of indicates that either the head idiot is planning on staying, or that the ho is never moving up.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 02, 2021 02:09 PM (8ERmC)

50 Many in the vice president's circle told CNN this fall that she's not being adequately prepared or positioned
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Poor thing. We all know leaders need to be adequately prepared and positioned to achieve success. Kudos to whoever positioned Churchill for success in 1940.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2021 02:09 PM (YqDXo)

51 Get ready for Mitchell Obama/Peter Puffer '24. And before.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2021 02:04 PM (s2VJv)


I've noticed that amazon really wants me to watch "Mayor Pete", it pops up everywhere, like it amazingly falls into every genre of film, including children and animation.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 02, 2021 02:09 PM (wAnMi)

52 HTFRC

hit the fuckin road cvnt

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2021 02:09 PM (yrol0)

53 If a Republican called a black person whip smart the media would be shrieking about a racist dog whistle because who used whips.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 02, 2021 02:09 PM (eGTCV)

54 17 Where are all of the "MORE BIDEN RESIGNATIONS" and "CHAOS IN THE WHITE HOUSE" headlines like we got for Trump?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 02:05 PM (DU+/6)

We'll get them on the 32nd of Never.

MFM delenda est.

Posted by: Thrawn at December 02, 2021 02:09 PM (Rl7KJ)

55 Whip Smart... so, a sarcastic smart ass?

Pretty sure that was the old definition...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 02:09 PM (oHd/0)

56 Just how smart is a whip?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2021 02:08 PM (63Dwl)

Why do you think black people were hit with them all the time? Knowledge Osmosis.

Posted by: trev006 at December 02, 2021 02:09 PM (Eqkqm)

57 >>Theah's only room for one fake moderate in these parts. Ya heah me Mahty? That's right I'm saying youah wicket queeah
Posted by: Gov Baker


Who just so happened to announce he will not run for a 3rd term. Good riddance, he was a disaster after covid hit.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2021 02:09 PM (bDqIh)

58 Biden telling another whopper.

https://bit.ly/3dgkPTO

Posted by: bonhomme at December 02, 2021 02:09 PM (sG4Hj)

59 Psaki says Symone Sanders "is whip smart and "will do plenty of interesting things in the world" in her future.


Old Chinese Proverb: May you do interesting things.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 02, 2021 02:09 PM (GiLer)

60 @32

I suspect that the selection of Harris for the VP spot had to do with the influence of Silicon Valley - and in particular, the campaign donations provided by that industry.

Posted by: junior at December 02, 2021 02:10 PM (ZMVGU)

61 I wonder if some of these people expected to be working for President Kamala fairly quickly and not for Vice President Kamala?

The VP job has always seemed like a shit sandwich to me. Imagine being an advisor to the shit sandwich?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 02, 2021 02:10 PM (csEWM)

62
When asked about the idea which she was leaking to the press that she was being misused by George Stephanopolous

-------

How did George misuse her? Stuck it in her backhole without paying the upcharge?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2021 02:10 PM (2ABQr)

63
Psaki says Symone Sanders "is whip smart and "will do plenty of interesting things in the world" in her future.

----

= "She knows she better do as she's told or she gets the whip. She's smart. Whip-smart."

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 02, 2021 02:10 PM (6RqgI)

64 We have some of the most below average people in positions of way too much power. Symone Sanders is a prime example.

Her only qualifications are 1) black 2) woman 3) big mouth.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2021 02:10 PM (ZLI7S)

65 What's their agenda, what are the specific key issues they're going to be hitting hard in the campaign?
Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2021 02:07 PM (OTzUX)

That if you donate NOW, another generous donor will match up to 5x your contribution?

Posted by: Thrawn at December 02, 2021 02:10 PM (Rl7KJ)

66 >>> Cute dog putting up with a lot.

https://bit.ly/3piWCC9
Posted by: bonhomme at December 02, 2021 02:08 PM (sG4Hj)


He thought it couldn't get any worse. And then they turned it on.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 02, 2021 02:10 PM (LVgqo)

67
The worst thing about turning 65 is all the Medicare Advantage spam I get.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 02, 2021 02:10 PM (/U27+)

68 There is something called a "Liars smile". It comes after a whopper when the liar thinks they got away with it. It is unconscious. VP Harris seems to have a liars laugh and a big one.

Posted by: Javems at December 02, 2021 02:11 PM (AmoqO)

69 Just how smart is a whip?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2021 02:08 PM (63Dwl)


Shitloads smarter than anybody occupying the WH or Capitol building. These f*cks would lose a debate with a back scratcher.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 02, 2021 02:11 PM (wAnMi)

70
Symone Sanders reminds me of that Marxist from 30 years ago, that Lola Falana Lenora Fulani something or other.

Bald fat loud stooge.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2021 02:11 PM (s2VJv)

71 Many in the vice president's circle told CNN this fall that she's not being adequately prepared or positioned, and instead is being sidelined.

LOL yeah, that's it. She's not just a subnormal IQ former whore, she's being misused and tricked. Its not her fault, its all y'alls fault she is terrible at everything.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 02:11 PM (KZzsI)

72 I genuinely don't think the Democrats anticipate being in power at all in 2023, and are trying to do as much damage as possible for their Chinese/ Cabal masters before then.
Posted by: trev006 at December 02, 2021 02:07 PM (Eqkqm)

I think they were actually stupid enough to think this was going to work - which is why they are in total shock right now, and completely incapable of dealing with what's happening.

I think, after the Supreme Court Roe V Wade decision comes out next year, they will make a conscious decision to make the *entire* election season about Abortion and nothing else, ignoring all economic issues.

And I think they're going to find out that only about 20% of the population (maybe) actually thinks that Abortion is more important than a dying, hyperinflating economy. 30%, tops.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2021 02:11 PM (trdmm)

73
Old Chinese Proverb: May you do interesting things.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 02, 2021 02:09 PM (GiLer)

25 bux same as downtown

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2021 02:11 PM (yrol0)

74 they know their majority is gone. Nancy Pelosi's days as Speaker are numbered.

Thunderous laughter from the gallows.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 02:11 PM (lfdhp)

75 What's their agenda, what are the specific key issues they're going to be hitting hard in the campaign?
Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2021 02:07 PM (OTzUX)

They are using the Biden playbook to get elected.

No issues. No plan. Just you hate the other guys.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 02:12 PM (oHd/0)

76
Whoa, Symone's ugly as a mud fence. Like Eddie Murphy got hit with frying pan.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2021 02:12 PM (2ABQr)

77 O/T Eddie Mekka, who played Carmine Ragusa on Laverne and Shirley had died at 69.

https://fxn.ws/2ZM3ZZW

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 02, 2021 02:12 PM (sVtYq)

78 43 Why I haven't been able to figure out is why did Joocey Smoolay hire black Nigerians to fake his attack?

Why didn't he hire white guys?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe



Affirmative Action hires? Needed foreigners to do the job white American's won't do?

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 02, 2021 02:12 PM (HTCOy)

79 Hard to leverage a core competency the size of a grape.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 02, 2021 02:12 PM (csEWM)

80 34 Have you seen her?
Built like a bulldozer.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 02, 2021 02:07 PM (jTmQV)
-----------------

She'll go off high in the NFL draft.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2021 02:12 PM (YqDXo)

81
Man I can hardly contain my excitement for the new era of GOP Congressional Power.

But I admit I'm lazy, haven't kept up.

What's their agenda, what are the specific key issues they're going to be hitting hard in the campaign?
Posted by: rhomboid


Repealing Obamacare - for sure!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2021 02:12 PM (63Dwl)

82 I've noticed that amazon really wants me to watch "Mayor Pete", it pops up everywhere, like it amazingly falls into every genre of film, including children and animation.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 02, 2021 02:09 PM (wAnMi)

A year ago, I would have insisted that this meant Petey Puffer was being groomed (haw haw) for the Presidency.

Now, of course, he couldn't get elected mayor of South Bend anymore. The supply chain collapse alone would turn him into mincemeat against any Republican, but especially Donald Trump. Never mind being in the hospital to "deliver" his children alongside his gay "husband."

It's over. Next.

Posted by: trev006 at December 02, 2021 02:12 PM (Eqkqm)

83 Cute dog putting up with a lot.

Heh heh... that look on his face. "Seriously?"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 02:13 PM (KZzsI)

84 Democrats are scared that Prezzy F. Joe Biden is going to cause a Democrat Electoral Disaster in 2022, and another blow out in 2024. VP Kamala Harris is so unpopular, uncharismatic, and unlikeable that she is no solution for their Senile Joe Biden problem. Add in the open warfare between the Progressives led by AOC with Non-Democrat Bernie Sanders, against semi-sane Democrats like Joe Manchin and (I never thought I would say this back in 2018!) Kyrsten Sinema. The Democrat Party is in disarray and IMPLODING. How to fix this?

First the Democrats have to get rid of VP Harris. She has a 28% approval rating. Even the Democrats hate her. How? I don't know. Maybe appoint her to the US Supreme Court, just tell AJ Stephen Breyer he needs to retire, or one of the other lumpen democrats like AJ Sotomayor or AJ Kagan. Maybe honestly tell Kamala how much she sucks and her choice are to resign and that Newsom will put her on the California Supreme Court or Else. She goes home to California, and all the rumors about Arkancide just disappear?

/1

Posted by: rd at December 02, 2021 02:13 PM (Z32m1)

85 I hope Stepdaughter Ella is appointed to one of these positions.

Finally, a proper position to flaunt her freak.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at December 02, 2021 02:13 PM (TNyrE)

86 43 Why I haven't been able to figure out is why did Joocey Smoolay hire black Nigerians to fake his attack?

Why didn't he hire white guys?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 02, 2021 02:08 PM (UuD2k)

If you tried to hire white guys they'd be afraid of going to prison for it.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 02, 2021 02:13 PM (z5Vrg)

87 72 I genuinely don't think the Democrats anticipate being in power at all in 2023

We do.

Posted by: Dominion at December 02, 2021 02:13 PM (Bmy3R)

88
Her only qualifications are 1) black 2) woman 3) big mouth.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2021 02:10 PM (ZLI7S)


This is where diversity leads.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)

89 Kamala has been misused all right...

Posted by: Willie Brown at December 02, 2021 02:13 PM (27p9U)

90 72 And I think they're going to find out that only about 20% of the population (maybe) actually thinks that Abortion is more important than a dying, hyperinflating economy. 30%, tops.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2021 02:11 PM (trdmm)

==========

"Mr. Trump, the American people don't care about the economy. They want to know how you are going to guarantee abortion rights access."
-George Stephanopolous, during the foreign policy debate

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 02:13 PM (LvTSG)

91 30 Biden just finished announcing his New COVID Restrictions.

No Questions.

Did answer one about the Government Shutdown tomorrow. He has faith in the system.

Posted by: rd at December 02, 2021 02:07 PM (Z32m1)
-------------

I've finally figured out what Biden's canned one-line non-answers remind me of. Have you ever seen the episode of Father Ted where the bishop is coming to visit, and Ted and Dougal have to try to train Jack to says something other than "DRINK!" or "ARSE!" or "GIRLS!"? They manage to teach him one sentence - "That would be an ecumenical matter" - and it's the answer he gives for everything.

Biden is Fr. Jack Hackett, but not as likeable. Or as coherent.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 02, 2021 02:13 PM (lNHqD)

92 14 >Psaki says Symone Sanders "is whip smart and "will do plenty of interesting things in the world" in her future.

Colloquialism or racist dog whistle - you decide.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 02, 2021 02:05 PM (NgqoH)

----------------------

No, what she said was "Symone Sanders's whips smart", and she's got the welts to prove it!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 02, 2021 02:13 PM (CAJOC)

93 Why I haven't been able to figure out is why did Joocey Smoolay hire black Nigerians to fake his attack?

Why didn't he hire white guys?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 02, 2021 02:08 PM (UuD2k)



He's racist.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 02:14 PM (Zz0t1)

94 Why didn't he hire white guys?

I think its becoming painfully obvious that Juicy is about as sharp as a wet loaf of bread.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 02:14 PM (KZzsI)

95 >37 More rats leaving the clown whorehouse

Obligatory:

I saw Clown Whorehouse open for Insane Clown Posse at the Silverdome in '97.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 02, 2021 02:14 PM (NgqoH)

96 9 And apparently Marty Walsh "misses Boston" and is mulling over a run for

I miss Boston too. "Ah see my Mary Ann walking awaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy...."

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at December 02, 2021 02:14 PM (WFgqR)

97 OKAY. 1/4 way there. What next? Well Senile Joe still has to go! Oops, I mean Let's Go Brandon!
Joe is less popular than Tricky Dicky was ever in his first term. 2022 will be a bloodbath for Democrats unless Joe is replaced, and the Democrats become united. What to do? What to do?

Who can replace President Joe Biden? How can they prevent Donald Trump from taking over the White House in 2024? The economy is a wreck, inflation is skyrocketing, there are shortages of everything, COVID is not going away. The Mexican Border is overrun by refugees and illegal immigrants. The military is about to be gutted and lose 10-20% of their best troops and officers. The Afghanistan Withdrawal was a FIASCO. 10,000 US Citizens and Green Card Holders are trapped in Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan. Not even Super Democrats Obama, Clinton and FDR combined could fix these problems before the Democrats take the blame and are routed in 2022 and again in 2024! It is Hopeless!!!

/2

Posted by: rd at December 02, 2021 02:14 PM (Z32m1)

98 Symone Sanders is a WOGG.

Wymyn of Great Girthiness.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2021 02:14 PM (P3gRi)

99 Affirmative Action hires? Needed foreigners to do the job white American's won't do?
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 02, 2021 02:12 PM (HTCOy)

I remember the good old days when Democrat White Men had no issues lynching a black kid!

They even had matching outfits and burning crosses.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2021 02:14 PM (yrol0)

100 84 First the Democrats have to get rid of VP Harris. She has a 28% approval rating. Even the Democrats hate her. How? I don't know. Maybe appoint her to the US Supreme Court, just tell AJ Stephen Breyer he needs to retire, or one of the other lumpen democrats like AJ Sotomayor or AJ Kagan. Maybe honestly tell Kamala how much she sucks and her choice are to resign and that Newsom will put her on the California Supreme Court or Else. She goes home to California, and all the rumors about Arkancide just disappear?
/1
Posted by: rd at December 02, 2021 02:13 PM (Z32m1)

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"I'm vice president of the fucking United States. I'm not going fucking anywhere."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 02:14 PM (LvTSG)

101 Skarlatos is one of the three men who subdued the terrorist on that train from Belgium to Paris.

Democrats might just nominate the terrorist he beat up.

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Jesus, dude, Ace....

one. fucking funny. You should use your gift. We're like Ben Affleck hoping you pull a Will Hunting. Not really, you are a public utility and can never leave the blog.

two. don't give the left any ideas. They would nominate Al Quori Hussein Abdul Mohammed to run and they would vote for him without any hesitation.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 02, 2021 02:14 PM (ZZK0E)

102 "Prepare and position you for success"? That's what high school guidance counselors are supposed to do. It's not what a vice-president of the frickin' United States is supposed to need. If you get that far, you should have some pretty good ideas all on your own about how to achieve success.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 02:14 PM (txdEq)

103 29 Kamala is an incompetent idiot with all the appeal of ebola but I also have no doubt Senile Joe is a miserable piece of trash to work with.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 02, 2021 02:07 PM (eGTCV)
- - - - - -

They deserve each other.

Posted by: Guzalot says FJB at December 02, 2021 02:14 PM (prSvo)

104 I guess neither Biden or Kamala or going to run in 2024 (otherwise it would be a Republican lay up)

I wonder who it will end up being? Bernie wing is going to need to be serviced.

I don't think Trump is going to be our nominee in 2024.

Posted by: Blago at December 02, 2021 02:15 PM (ATzjB)

105 The only positioning Kumala is comfortable with is on her knees or on her back, legs spread.

Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2021 02:15 PM (gmo/4)

106 94 Why didn't he hire white guys?

I think its becoming painfully obvious that Juicy is about as sharp as a wet loaf of bread.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 02:14 PM (KZzsI)

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Well...actor.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 02:15 PM (LvTSG)

107 Her only qualifications are 1) black 2) woman 3) big mouth.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2021 02:10 PM (ZLI7S)

This is where diversity leads.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)

Equity and affirmative action, are the opposite of being a meritocracy.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 02:15 PM (oHd/0)

108 VP Kamala Harris is so unpopular, uncharismatic, and unlikeable



Suck harder Kamala

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 02:15 PM (4I0tJ)

109 Why I haven't been able to figure out is why did Joocey Smoolay hire black Nigerians to fake his attack?

Why didn't he hire white guys?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 02, 2021 02:08 PM (UuD2k)

Best part about this story other than him paying them with a check is that he REHEARSED the hoax the day before, and it was caught on surveillance camera.

Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021 02:15 PM (SH2Zi)

110 Of course, didn't Skarlatos already run for this seat? Why did the braindead hippy commies fail to elect him the first time?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 02, 2021 02:15 PM (ZZK0E)

111 OK The democrats get rid of VP Kamala Harris, but Still have a HUGE Biden Problem, AND the 2022 Elections are a short 11 months away. AND the Democrat Party is having an internal civil war.

What to do? What to do?

They need to bite the bullet and replace F. Joe Biden FAST!!! But who? They need to Unite the Party! They need to find someone that is NOT A DEMOCRAT to blame all these disasters on before November 8, 2022. Really they need about 8-10 months of constant propaganda to blame their new scapegoat and make people forget Joe Biden, But WHO? Who can do all three things in one smooth blow? They also need to confirm someone to replace President Biden. Someone even the Senate Republicans in a 50-50 US Senate will confirm.

/3

Posted by: rd at December 02, 2021 02:15 PM (Z32m1)

112 >>>What's their agenda, what are the specific key issues they're going to be hitting hard in the campaign?

Posted by: rhomboid
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Their backer will be Trump, the issues will be Trump issues.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 02:15 PM (lfdhp)

113 there is a level of disfunction in an office when the senior or top level manager screams at the help.

There is a worse level of disfunction when the top dog sends out aides to scream at the help.

I wonder if the VP office has reached that stage.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2021 02:15 PM (ZMraq)

114 Psaki says Symone Sanders "is whip smart and "will do plenty of interesting things in the world" in her future.
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Is she ...
1. pursuing other opportunities?
2. wanting to spend more time with her family?
3. being made the VP of special projects?

What other lame lies are used in corporate America?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2021 02:15 PM (YqDXo)

115 And I think they're going to find out that only about 20% of the population (maybe) actually thinks that Abortion is more important than a dying, hyperinflating economy. 30%, tops.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2021 02:11 PM (trdmm)

Even Clinton and Obama were able to get things done to some degree. It's not like people haven't diagnosed the cause of the California collapse in the supply chain, and they provide simple if politically inconvenient fixes.

This is something else. I'm happy in that Democrats and their elite supporters are likely to be hunted down all over the country, but less happy with the sheer amount of suffering that will happen first.

Posted by: trev006 at December 02, 2021 02:15 PM (Eqkqm)

116 107 Her only qualifications are 1) black 2) woman 3) big mouth.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2021 02:10 PM (ZLI7S)

This is where diversity leads.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)

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It's where political machines lead.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 02:16 PM (LvTSG)

117 First, the patient was vaccinated and had received a booster early last month yet still got infected and experienced a mild case. If you're looking for evidence that Omicron will be better at dodging the vaccines than Delta was, there's a data point.

Second, the patient hadn't traveled abroad recently, which means they could only have been infected here in the U.S. And given the timeline of their infection, it means Omicron was already spreading domestically before South Africa announced its discovery of the new variant on November 24.

The CDC actually managed to repeat the steps of the original SARS-COv2 outbreak, so if you're feeling a bit of deja vu, you should be. Partisans can feel that the CDC is still as equally awful at containing new outbreaks under Biden as they were under Trump.

Posted by: SMOD at December 02, 2021 02:16 PM (RHGPo)

118

Laverne DeFazio>>>>Pete DeFazio

RIP Big Ragu.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2021 02:16 PM (s2VJv)

119 And apparently Marty Walsh "misses Boston" and is mulling over a run for
Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2021 02:04 PM

BWAHAHAHAHA! Old school, dim, white hack thinks he has an electoral place in the new Democrat party?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2021 02:16 PM (R1GTT)

120 Only 19?

Ryan got 40 to retire by deliberately preventing the Russian Hoax truth from coming out.
And many in competitive seats, too.

Posted by: Lrrr at December 02, 2021 02:16 PM (jIL4c)

121 Nations first affirmative action VP expects continued affirmative action all the way to the top

Posted by: brak at December 02, 2021 02:16 PM (WAlc9)

122 As a white woman should Psaki feel comfortable with using words like whip?

Has she no empathy!?

Posted by: Just Lily at December 02, 2021 02:16 PM (ooIh0)

123 I thought women would run things better than men? Why do these women hate each other? Why do that sabotage each other? Could it be they lied to us the last few decades about it?

Nah, can't be. Let's go with the secret undermining by old white men explanation....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 02, 2021 02:16 PM (7bRMQ)

124 beth dutton said there's 4 ways to get rich. Number 4 being the Kamala, "suck dick like you left your keys in there"

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 02, 2021 02:16 PM (ZZK0E)

125 Oh and that red hair Pskanki again

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2021 02:16 PM (2JoB8)

126 >>Is she ...
1. pursuing other opportunities?
2. wanting to spend more time with her family?
3. being made the VP of special projects?

>>What other lame lies are used in corporate America?

Fat Stacey's stunt double.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2021 02:16 PM (ZLI7S)

127 Kamalala left exposed.

Ew.

Posted by: Rosasharn at December 02, 2021 02:16 PM (yEBFM)

128 I wonder if any of Kamala's employees knew she'd be a shit boss, or if they just resent being tossed under the bus.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 02:16 PM (DU+/6)

129 Kumala knows the "position" for suck-cess.

Back on your knees, ho-bag.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2021 02:17 PM (Bmy3R)

130 So do her I suck numbers exceed Joetatoe's?

Posted by: torabora at December 02, 2021 02:17 PM (U0p6D)

131 "Many in the vice president's circle told CNN this fall that she's not being adequately prepared or positioned, and instead is being sidelined."

Don't all VPs get sidelined? LBJ said the job was a bucket of spit IIRC.

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at December 02, 2021 02:17 PM (qpX6U)

132 If you get that far, you should have some pretty good ideas all on your own about how to achieve success.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 02:14 PM (txdEq)

Her talents lie in other areas.

Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021 02:17 PM (SH2Zi)

133 I just wonder what lil' baby Beau thinks about this. Will this make him sad from Heaven. Also, Madeline Albright demands women support Kamala, so how dare you.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 02, 2021 02:17 PM (ZZK0E)

134 They always mention intelligence with regard to black support staff. It's like a pat on the head.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at December 02, 2021 02:17 PM (vN+oL)

135

Pasickis eyes are gonna blow up like Potatoehead's did in the debates.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at December 02, 2021 02:17 PM (XnbJC)

136 >What other lame lies are used in corporate America?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2021 02:15 PM (YqDXo)

She'll be appointed Chief Diversity Officer at Amex, or Chase, or your choice of Fortune 50 companies.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 02, 2021 02:18 PM (NgqoH)

137 Of course, didn't Skarlatos already run for this seat? Why did the braindead hippy commies fail to elect him the first time?
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 02, 2021 02:15 PM (ZZK0E)


The district is centered on Eugene. And Oregon is 100% mail is ballots

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2021 02:18 PM (ZMraq)

138 Equity and affirmative action, are the opposite of being a meritocracy.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 02:15 PM (oHd/0)

Equity today means giving away a few extra rights and privileges.

Tomorrows Equity will be the direct transfer of wealth from your accounts to someone government decides.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2021 02:18 PM (yrol0)

139
being made the VP of special projects?

__________

IOW, stuffing blank pieces of paper in envelopes and mailing them to himself.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 02, 2021 02:18 PM (/U27+)

140 Best part about this story other than him paying them with a check is that he REHEARSED the hoax the day before, and it was caught on surveillance camera.
Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021 02:15 PM (SH2Zi)
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"Uh ... wait ... what's my line?"
(checks script) "This is MAGA country!"
"Oh. OK. Got it."
"OK people, hit your marks annnnnnd ACTION!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2021 02:18 PM (YqDXo)

141 WTH is up with her always grabbing the air with her right hand?

Posted by: Infidel at werk at December 02, 2021 02:18 PM (/oG9s)

142 And I think they're going to find out that only about 20% of the population (maybe) actually thinks that Abortion is more important than a dying, hyperinflating economy. 30%, tops.
Posted by: Tom Servo
___

I feel like even the insulated, upscale suburban white women get hit hard with reality when it costs $150 to fill up their Range Rover.

I just hate that it seems like it takes tough times for people to get religion on politics.

Posted by: Blago at December 02, 2021 02:18 PM (ATzjB)

143 he Democrats confirm the Incompetent, Buffoonish, Divisive, Hated, Donald J. Trump!!! as VP. Joe resigns citing medical issues in January. Suddenly it is ALL President Trump's fault!

Inflation Unemployment Illegal Immigration COVID Empty Shelves High Gas Prices Military Disarray Afghan Taliban Terrorism Adult Acne Bad Haircuts The Weather

It is all Donald Trump's problems. Why hasn't he fixed them. Look at the Crazy Nazi Political Appointees he is proposing! They are all White Supremacists! Racist Homophobic Transphobic Christian (gasp!) Heterosexual MEN and WOMEN.

Suddenly the Democrat Party is reunited behind Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, and their Hatred of Donny Two Scoops Trump! The Democrats have a temporary setback, but are now united as a party like they were in 2017 to 2021! Their allies in the media and the bureaucracy will rejoice! The reporters can stop hiding all the bad news, and go back to their real job of blaming Evil Republicans for Everything!

Posted by: rd at December 02, 2021 02:18 PM (Z32m1)

144
43 Why I haven't been able to figure out is why did Joocey Smoolay hire black Nigerians to fake his attack?

Why didn't he hire white guys?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

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1. He doesn't know any white people.
2. American black criminals would beat and bleach him for real, instead of just pretending.
So - Africans.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 02, 2021 02:18 PM (6RqgI)

145 Desk Clerk: "I'm really sorry."

Me: "You really should put a sign up over there then. Thanks for wasting my time." Post-America America ladies and gentlemen. Nothing works and everyone's a retard.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2021 02:08 PM (Bmy3R)

You need to have the Coof vaxx and wear a mask to rent a Rug Doctor.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2021 02:19 PM (P3gRi)

146 If you get that far, you should have some pretty good ideas all on your own about how to achieve success.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 02:14 PM (txdEq)
++++
She does. The tightness of her throat and her diversity box-ticking. All she needed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 02:19 PM (DU+/6)

147 RIP Big Ragu.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2021 02:16 PM (s2VJv)

Eddie Mecca est mort?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2021 02:19 PM (Bmy3R)

148 Oh dear.... did I leave the italicans on?

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at December 02, 2021 02:20 PM (WFgqR)

149 And Oregon is 100% mail is ballots

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and I would create a PAC to harvest ballots in Oregon for him but obviously that would be a crime because Republican. And also this comment is a crime because collusion and republican. And also parading.

but seriously, gop needs to whip up the mail in ballots too. oops...that's an act of conspiracy while republican. Probably also a FARA violation.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 02, 2021 02:20 PM (ZZK0E)

150 Must be tough for those junta flunkies not to have a reserved seat at CNN, MSNBC or one of the other misinformation stations once they bail. They'll be flooding the market.

Or is that why the cable news joints are ditching some of the shit weasels now... to make room for these shit weasels?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 02, 2021 02:20 PM (BFigT)

151 Waukesha Suspect Says He Feels 'Dehumanized' In First Interview Since Parade Massacre
Darrell Brooks, the man accused of intentionally plowing his SUV into a crowd of people at a Christmas parade in Wisconsin, killing six people with ages ranging from 8 to 81, whined that he feels "demonized" in a self-pitying jailhouse interview.

In an interview published Wednesday, Brooks, who has a lengthy criminal record spanning decades and multiple states, appeared to express no remorse as he faces six homicide charges and cast himself as a victim who feels "dehumanized."

ALSO:
The mother of Waukesha attack suspect Darrell E. Brooks Jr. has penned a lengthy letter charging that the American legal system failed to provide her mentally ill son adequate resources throughout his life.

According to Dawn Woods, Brooks came from a "loving Christian family and is the grandson of ministers," alleging that he has "suffered from mental health issues since he was very young."

Posted by: The Rug Doctor at December 02, 2021 02:20 PM (UHVv4)

152 I thought women would run things better than men?

Unrelated:

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-59400539

Becoming the first woman prime minister in Swedish history should have been cause for a night of celebration for Magdalena Andersson, yet the sun had barely set when she handed in her notice.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 02:20 PM (KZzsI)

153 Sidelined? Not being prepped for her job ? Hey Kamala.. Your problem is the public doesn't like you.. Can't prep the folks to want you...

Posted by: It's me donna at December 02, 2021 02:20 PM (Pohvy)

154 Yeah she locked the keys in the car.
No...I didn't get one either.

Posted by: torabora at December 02, 2021 02:20 PM (U0p6D)

155 Psaki says Symone Sanders "is whip smart"



That sounds very antebellum Sourtherny when describing a black woman.

Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2021 02:20 PM (gmo/4)

156 The worst thing about turning 65 is all the Medicare Advantage spam I get.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I watch some local TV for the old shows on MeTv, MOVIE Channel and COZI. The Medicare Advantage commercials have been off the F'ing hook for months now. My God, they must play them several hundred times a day. Namath, Shatner, Theisman, Jimmy Walker, etc. etc. Supposed to end Dec. 7th. I can only pray.

Posted by: Cheri at December 02, 2021 02:20 PM (oiNtH)

157 "...with President Joe Biden's team highly attuned to signs of disloyalty..."

Sounds like W. Bush.

Posted by: Flyover at December 02, 2021 02:21 PM (Rbu5d)

158 Rug Doctor sock off

I guess I did that outta order.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 02, 2021 02:21 PM (UHVv4)

159 >>>"Position" Kumala for success...

>When Kamala looks up and gives you the gopher eyes, it hard not to become a softy.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 02, 2021 02:21 PM (BPuaD)

160 Koala Harris forgot to suck him off.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2021 02:21 PM (LtGlA)

161 Pete DeFazio? Of the Milwaukee DeFazios?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2021 02:21 PM (R1GTT)

162 Look at the chyron. All COVID porn all the time again

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2021 02:21 PM (CYnTg)

163 This black on black racism... I cant even right now.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 02, 2021 02:21 PM (5qigz)

164 It's Jill who is "attuned"

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 02, 2021 02:21 PM (ySQBZ)

165 "Their backer will be Trump, the issues will be Trump issues."

Funny!

Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2021 02:21 PM (OTzUX)

166 Best part about this story other than him paying them with a check is that he REHEARSED the hoax the day before, and it was caught on surveillance camera.
Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021


***
To be fair, he is an actor. As a former theatre major myself, I completely understand the desire to rehearse a scene. It's just that you should do it someplace without, uh, what is it they're called now?

Oh, yes. Cameras.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 02:22 PM (txdEq)

167 I am going to coin a new term: Afghanistan Power Dive. As in, "(p)Resident Biden's approval rating took an Afghanistan Power Dive over the weekend."

Learn it, love it, use it.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 02, 2021 02:22 PM (AlkyK)

168 What utter bullshit.

If Kamala Harris' empty head groks anything, it is what positions lead to success.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 02, 2021 02:22 PM (nMx88)

169 FWEE UNDEWINGS!

Posted by: LITTLE KAMALA at December 02, 2021 02:22 PM (786Ro)

170 Da bitch set me up!

Posted by: Kamala at December 02, 2021 02:22 PM (GYllL)

171 It's simply astounding that putting incompetent and vain whores with no prior track record of success into high executive positions has resulted in poor leadership and high turnover.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 02:22 PM (DU+/6)

172
remember Do The Carmine?

https://youtu.be/GDpygXaTgGU

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2021 02:22 PM (0RHof)

173 Eddie Mecca est mort?

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See @77. Btw, it doesn't say why, but 6 months ago, he was hospitalized for a...blood clot.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 02, 2021 02:22 PM (sVtYq)

174 Rug Doctor sock off



Leave that on, we're discussing Kamala.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 02, 2021 02:22 PM (ySQBZ)

175 155 Psaki says Symone Sanders "is whip smart"

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OMG, hate crime. This is like using a noose to close a garage door. The mere mention of the word whip harkens to a darker time of Jim Crow and slavery, which would make lil Beau cry from heaven and make it rain here on earth, thus flooding us in manner similar to glboal warming.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 02, 2021 02:22 PM (ZZK0E)

176 Look at the chyron. All COVID porn all the time again
Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2021 02:21 PM (CYnTg)
++++
They have to blame this winter's accelerating economic failure on something...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 02:23 PM (DU+/6)

177 Psaki is a dunderhead. Hard to believe she's very likely one of the smartest people in the room.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 02, 2021 02:23 PM (s8P1P)

178 147 RIP Big Ragu.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2021 02:16 PM (s2VJv)

Eddie Mecca est mort?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2021 02:19 PM (Bmy3R)

Yup. Just announced.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2021 02:23 PM (s2VJv)

179 Winter is coming.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2021 02:23 PM (LtGlA)

180 1. He doesn't know any white people.
2. American black criminals would beat and bleach him for real, instead of just pretending.
So - Africans.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 02, 2021 02:18 PM (6RqgI)

Plus Jussie was fucking them, iirc

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 02, 2021 02:23 PM (V6f9+)

181 >>two. don't give the left any ideas. They would nominate Al Quori Hussein Abdul Mohammed to run and they would vote for him without any hesitation.


I regret to inform you that they've already sorta done this with 2018 Justic Democrat candidate Ammar Campa-Najjar. His grandfather was the mastermind of the Munich Olympics terror attack, and the guy spent years of his childhood in Gaza with his grandfather (i.e. hanging out with the old terrorist and his pals -- not some distant relative).

https://tinyurl.com/2p8eavru

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2021 02:23 PM (bDqIh)

182 The worst thing about turning 65 is all the Medicare Advantage spam I get.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Dang! I've been getting that stuff for a couple of years now and I'm not even 60!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 02, 2021 02:23 PM (7bRMQ)

183 They be whipping us every day.

Posted by: LeDjango James at December 02, 2021 02:23 PM (U0p6D)

184 I enjoy the Kamala fail theme. We need moar of this.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 02, 2021 02:23 PM (yRved)

185 WTH is up with her always grabbing the air with her right hand?
Posted by: Infidel at werk at December 02, 2021 02:18 PM (/oG9s)

I think we are supposed to holla or raise the roof or something on command. Not sure.

Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021 02:23 PM (SH2Zi)

186 If Kamala Harris' empty head groks anything, it is what positions lead to success.

SHE'S A HOOKAH!!!!!

Posted by: Kojac at December 02, 2021 02:23 PM (KZzsI)

187 176 Look at the chyron. All COVID porn all the time again
Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2021 02:21 PM (CYnTg)
++++
They have to blame this winter's accelerating economic failure on something...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 02:23 PM (DU+/6)

=========

The policies of Joe Biden's administration?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 02:24 PM (LvTSG)

188 I watch some local TV for the old shows on MeTv, MOVIE Channel and COZI. The Medicare Advantage commercials have been off the F'ing hook for months now. My God, they must play them several hundred times a day. Namath, Shatner, Theisman, Jimmy Walker, etc. etc. Supposed to end Dec. 7th. I can only pray.
Posted by: Cheri at December 02, 2021


***
They run on Heroes & Icons and This TV as well. I asked this earlier: I know they're insurance ads, the fine print on the screen admits it if you squint and read fast. But what is it these insurance instruments are supposed to do for you? And what do they really do besides drain your wallet?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 02:24 PM (txdEq)

189 If Kamala Harris' empty head groks anything, it is what positions lead to success.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 02, 2021 02:22 PM (nMx8

***

HEELS UP!

Posted by: Dominion Voting Machines at December 02, 2021 02:24 PM (flINI)

190 Kumala lurves being misused.

Dumb whore.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 02, 2021 02:24 PM (ufFY8)

191 I don't watch the news because serenity now! but I've been enjoying these Steve Doocy clips I've been seeing lately. Good for him.

Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2021 02:24 PM (wyw4S)

192 She acts like she hates it, but we all know Psaki always feels fresh after she's been Dooced.

Posted by: reason at December 02, 2021 02:24 PM (o0WIV)

193 Waukesha Suspect Says He Feels 'Dehumanized' In First Interview Since Parade Massacre
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Poor baby. After all, he's a victim.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2021 02:24 PM (YqDXo)

194 Maybe her aides are just now finding out they've been working for the great-great granddaughter of a brutal Jamaican slaver?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2021 02:24 PM (ptqGC)

195 133: Also, Madeline Albright demands women support Kamala, so how dare you.


Dumb lightweights stick together. It's a Sisterhood of Imbeciles!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 02, 2021 02:24 PM (HTCOy)

196 Is there some crowd-sourcing place we can go to submit questions for Doocy to ask?

"Is it true that the Vice President's greatest career accomplishment was selling herself too cheaply -- sources tell me she was going for $20 a pop, same as in town?"

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 02, 2021 02:24 PM (ai0yS)

197 Psaki says Symone Sanders "is whip smart"
=====

The expression is "sharp as a whip".

*shakes head*

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 02, 2021 02:24 PM (sGnvY)

198 "Whip smart"?

Like border agent whips?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 02, 2021 02:24 PM (YA914)

199 Over at WUWT, I am learning that the strategic petroleum supply is only obligated to cover 90 days of imports, and since we have recently been importing much less congress has been raiding it in order to reduce the apparent cost of bills.

That is, they are scheduling sales of the reserves in upcoming years because that makes it look like they are spending less money. But they this administration is also trying to reduce production which increased imports which would obligate us to restock the reserve.

What a f---ing mess.

https://wattsupwiththat.com/2021/12/01/10168162/

look about 1/2 way down. lots of charts.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 02, 2021 02:25 PM (8ERmC)

200 Affirmative Action hires? Needed foreigners to do the job white American's won't do?
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 02, 2021 02:12 PM (HTCOy)

"Remember, guys, the Safe Word is "modalities.""

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2021 02:25 PM (P3gRi)

201 Democrats will run Assata Shakur in 2024 because Twitter will be nothing but the hardcore communists and the DNC will still follow Twitter's demands on everything.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 02:25 PM (LvTSG)

202 BREAKING NEWS:

President Trump makes HR redundant.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 02:25 PM (lfdhp)

203 Sorry, I meant Peter Doocy.

Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2021 02:25 PM (wyw4S)

204 #180

I think Jusse was the catcher, not the pitcher.

Posted by: torabora at December 02, 2021 02:25 PM (U0p6D)

205
Not to disparage any intelligent, hard-working woman of the 'ette persuasion, but modern feminists, academia and the entertainment and advertisting industries have sold women this crock that all a strong grrrl has to do is show up and success is hers. If she doesn't, it's not because there are others who are better, it's because of sexism and historical oppression.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 02, 2021 02:25 PM (/U27+)

206 I heard a clip of the despicable nancy pelosi on the radio (listening while in the car). The woman can't talk without slurring.

Had to go to a govt office for a permit. So a 3% "case" level for the coof puts us at "orange" status, whatever that is. Mask up, comade! The karen at the front desk said "you hafta put on your mask". She had a mask on, in a two story atrium, with no other people around.

"TRUST THE SCIENCE!!1!"

Posted by: Flyover at December 02, 2021 02:25 PM (Rbu5d)

207 Why I haven't been able to figure out is why did Joocey Smoolay hire black Nigerians to fake his attack?
Why didn't he hire white guys?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
----
1. He doesn't know any white people.
2. American black criminals would beat and bleach him for real, instead of just pretending.
So - Africans.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 02, 2021 02:18 PM (6RqgI)


4. They were going to blow town for Nigeria the next day. Ain't no way the CPD will fly to Nigeria and interview them. By the time they get back, it was all supposed to be a done deal. The ANTI-Lynching bill rammed thru US Congress

Posted by: rd at December 02, 2021 02:25 PM (Z32m1)

208
Plus Jussie was fucking them, iirc
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 02, 2021 02:23 PM (V6f9+)



You see the size of those guys? I'm betting Jussie was the one getting fucked.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)

209 While Biden is incompetent, his chief of staff Ron Klain isn't a dummy. Kamala is incompetent, and I wouldn't trust anyone in her circle to valet park my Camry.

If and when Biden becomes incapacitated or dies during his first term, we'll have a White House power struggle and be effectively leaderless.

Huge temptation for the ChiComs and others to take advantage. IYKWIM

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 02, 2021 02:25 PM (ZHVt1)

210 They are saying Chris Caserta was killed by a rip current. I say it was a high tide.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2021 02:26 PM (LtGlA)

211 And why is it pscircle-back psaki never EVER answers a auestion directly. Putz

Posted by: Flyover at December 02, 2021 02:26 PM (Rbu5d)

212 Being a former prosecutor and DA, maybe QueMala thought the position of "Vice President" meant something else entirely...

Posted by: reason at December 02, 2021 02:26 PM (o0WIV)

213
Fake "comedian" propagandist trevor noah appeals to men to take an interest in abortion: "Do you want to pay child support for 18 years?"

Nice, eh?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2021 02:26 PM (0RHof)

214 My God, they must play them several hundred times a day. Namath, Shatner, Theisman, Jimmy Walker, etc. etc. Supposed to end Dec. 7th. I can only pray.
Posted by: Cheri at December 02, 2021 02:20 PM (oiNtH)


It's like the commercial version of The View.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at December 02, 2021 02:26 PM (y7DUB)

215 Becoming the first woman prime minister in Swedish history should have been cause for a night of celebration for Magdalena Andersson, yet the sun had barely set when she handed in her notice.
===========
She's PM again, Cristopher.

She sorta won a second confidence vote after her budget failed to pass losing her the PMship by winning a plurality of votes in the legislature amongst pro-her, versus-her and abstentions.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 02, 2021 02:26 PM (UHVv4)

216 Assata Shakur, na

Shakur Assata, ya

Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 02:26 PM (lfdhp)

217 The expression is "sharp as a whip"

.....

I though it was "sharp as a tack" and "smart as a whip"?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 02, 2021 02:26 PM (YA914)

218 Peter Dooce is getting good at this.

Posted by: WisRich at December 02, 2021 02:27 PM (G0vdT)

219 Jim Jones did a lot of interesting things in the world.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2021 02:27 PM (63Dwl)

220 What's their agenda, what are the specific key issues they're going to be hitting hard in the campaign?

Posted by: rhomboid



We have to vote for the GOP before we know what's in them.

Posted by: Stuff Pelosi said that could also apply to the GOPe at December 02, 2021 02:27 PM (786Ro)

221 Waukesha Suspect Says He Feels 'Dehumanized' In First Interview Since Parade Massacre

Clearly, he is the real victim here, not the six people he murdered or the dozens he put into the hospital.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 02:27 PM (KZzsI)

222
Had to go to a govt office for a permit. So a 3% "case" level for the coof puts us at "orange" status, whatever that is.

So what is the case level to go to Green status? -3%.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 02, 2021 02:27 PM (/U27+)

223 213
Fake "comedian" propagandist trevor noah appeals to men to take an interest in abortion: "Do you want to pay child support for 18 years?"

Nice, eh?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2021 02:26 PM (0RHof)

So, why not off the annoying broad too while you're at it, eh Trev?

Sheesh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2021 02:28 PM (s2VJv)

224 19
House Transportation and Infrastructure Committee chair Rep. Peter DeFazio (D-OR), who has been a part of the ongoing infrastructure talks, is calling it quits

19th nervous breakdown
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2021 02:06 PM (63Dwl)

DAY 2 of the Maxwell trial...

Posted by: Flyover at December 02, 2021 02:28 PM (Rbu5d)

225 Better drop a Dooc

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 02, 2021 02:28 PM (M+Lyo)

226 Peter Dooce is getting good at this.
Posted by: WisRich at December 02, 2021 02:27 PM (G0vdT)



Yet still had no response to Psaki's "Trump said inject bleach" bullshit, so RINO-esque.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 02:28 PM (Zz0t1)

227 So they're all in the same room, right? But only some of them can catch and carry the virus so they're the ones that have to wear masks because reasons?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at December 02, 2021 02:28 PM (4lxb3)

228 ABC, CBS, NBC all are engaging in making the very worst among us acceptable, they put them on camera, crying about how unfair it is that you can't shoot your crew, or drive an SUV in to a crowd, or contrive a lynching hoax.
They can't help themselves.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 02, 2021 02:28 PM (jTmQV)

229 In honor of the Discount Pippi Longstocking's description of Sanders, here's some bored, indifferent, feminist alterna-rock from one of the least likable women of her era:
https://youtu.be/QAqPG1a0uz0

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 02:28 PM (DU+/6)

230
Fake "comedian" propagandist trevor noah appeals to men to take an interest in abortion: "Do you want to pay child support for 18 years?"

Don't stick Tab A into the wrong Slot B and you won't have to.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 02, 2021 02:28 PM (/U27+)

231 She sorta won a second confidence vote after her budget failed to pass losing her the PMship by winning a plurality of votes in the legislature amongst pro-her, versus-her and abstentions.

Yeah Parliamentary governments are... screwy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 02:28 PM (KZzsI)

232 I watch the old shows on Pluto and believe me I rather see JJ Walker or Joe Namath than Star Trek Discovery ads( and ads for all the Paramount JJ Trek shit)

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2021 02:29 PM (CYnTg)

233 yeah, as sharp as a bowling bowl

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 02, 2021 02:29 PM (ZZK0E)

234 208
You see the size of those guys? I'm betting Jussie was the one getting fucked.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)


Juicy. Fruit. Galore.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2021 02:29 PM (s2VJv)

235 Look Kamala, Biden managed to handle the vast demands and pressures of the VP job, and as you know, he was a drooling idiot even before he was senile. This is an entry level job. How much guidance do you need?

And oh yeah, don't swim naked in front of the Secret Service people. Dipshit did screw that up, but that's because he's also a perv.

Posted by: Wally at December 02, 2021 02:29 PM (FJYfm)

236 You can't make this up - Twitter just marked the warning from the American Heart Association on the negative impacts to your heart from the clot shot as "unsafe"

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2021 02:29 PM (ESjRY)

237 I though it was "sharp as a tack" and "smart as a whip"?
-----

Yeah - the other is one of those mangled expressions like burning bridges when you get there.

I think the original expression is actually: "cool as the other side of the whip."

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 02, 2021 02:29 PM (sGnvY)

238 Symone is Deion's younger and much bigger brother?

Posted by: FriscoYoda at December 02, 2021 02:29 PM (+56GQ)

239 36 You know if I was the Cosmic Scriptwriter and really wanted to go for the laughs in this situation, I would guide *everyone* to quit Harris's staff and cause her to be completely sidelined by everyone in this administration - just before Slow Joe shuffles off this mortal coil and hands her the Presidency.

Posted by: Tom Servo

FDR did that to Truman. Truman did not even know about the A bomb.

Posted by: whig at December 02, 2021 02:29 PM (9hXN1)

240 Fake "comedian" propagandist trevor noah appeals to men to take an interest in abortion: "Do you want to pay child support for 18 years?"

Nice, eh?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2021 02:26 PM (0RHof)



Because the left just can't fathom the whole 'personal responsibility' thing.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

241 you know, one of those blue or white bowling bowls, not a black bowling ball because that would be racist.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 02, 2021 02:29 PM (ZZK0E)

242 >>Peter Dooce is getting good at this.

He seems like a good kid and I applaud him for asking the questions but the reason he is standing out so much is because he is literally the only one asking the obvious questions.

Everyone else is content to lob softballs and be circled back.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2021 02:29 PM (ZLI7S)

243 I was in one of those high end grocery stores last week. They had a rack of what I think were coloring books, with all the Leftist saints; RGB, AOC, Kamala. Dawned on me later that they didn't have one for St. Hilary.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 02, 2021 02:29 PM (5HBd1)

244 Being a former prosecutor and DA, maybe QueMala thought the position of "Vice President" meant something else entirely...
Posted by: reason at December 02, 2021


***
Vice president, Kamala, not "President of Vice."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 02:29 PM (txdEq)

245 Is there something about black women working for fake black women we should know about?

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2021 02:29 PM (2JoB8)

246 Fake "comedian" propagandist trevor noah appeals to men to take an interest in abortion: "Do you want to pay child support for 18 years?"

Clearly, murdering a helplesss innocent baby is the answer.

Look, for most men its hard work to get laid, which means it is super easy to NOT PROCREATE.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 02:29 PM (KZzsI)

247 You can't make this up - Twitter just marked the warning from the American Heart Association on the negative impacts to your heart from the clot shot as "unsafe"
Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2021 02:29 PM (ESjRY)



They're right. The shot is unsafe.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

248 238 Symone is Deion's younger and much bigger brother?
Posted by: FriscoYoda at December 02, 2021 02:29 PM (+56GQ)


"Oy! Schvartze!"

- - Bernie

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2021 02:30 PM (s2VJv)

249
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)
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Linguistics. If someone said she's fucking him the perception would not be that she was somehow penetrating him.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 02:30 PM (lfdhp)

250 Fake "comedian" propagandist trevor noah appeals to men to take an interest in abortion: "Do you want to pay child support for 18 years?"

Nice, eh?
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2021 02:26 PM (0RHof)
++++
How about being married to the mother of your children, Trev?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 02:30 PM (DU+/6)

251 Fake "comedian" propagandist trevor noah appeals to men to take an interest in abortion: "Do you want to pay child support for 18 years?"

**

Thank goodness the blacks are aborting so many of those babies, because just imagine how expensive welfare would be to normal working white people then!
- Trevor Noah

Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at December 02, 2021 02:30 PM (4lxb3)

252

Palomino! Palomino!

Damn it, Nancy said that would work...

Posted by: Kamalaho at December 02, 2021 02:30 PM (x4N20)

253 198 "Whip smart"?

Like border agent whips?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 02, 2021 02:24 PM (YA914)
--------------

If you only knew...
*eyes roll back*

Posted by: Katie Hill at December 02, 2021 02:30 PM (o0WIV)

254 Kumala is just getting ready to assume a SCOTUS seat.

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at December 02, 2021 02:30 PM (GYllL)

255
Yet still had no response to Psaki's "Trump said inject bleach" bullshit, so RINO-esque.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 02:28 PM (Zz0t1)

He wouldn't be in that room, playing his role and reading his script, if it were any other way.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2021 02:30 PM (2ABQr)

256 This busty brunette is grateful she doesn't work for the vice president:
https://is.gd/9DGKa8

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 02:31 PM (DU+/6)

257 To be fair, he is an actor. As a former theatre major myself, I completely understand the desire to rehearse a scene. It's just that you should do it someplace without, uh, what is it they're called now?

Oh, yes. Cameras.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 02:22 PM (txdEq)

That's the funny part, that he approached this hoax with all the professionalism an actor could muster, including rehearsals, and we got MAGA country, traceable financial instruments, clothesline nooses, thrown bleach, and a heroic subway sandwich that survived the alleged brutal attack.

That kind of shit gets me.

Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021 02:31 PM (SH2Zi)

258 I wanna have Stacy and Symone in my hot tub

Posted by: REDACTED at December 02, 2021 02:31 PM (us2H3)

259 Supposedly, H.R. 8 Universal Background Checks was defeated in the senate by Chuck Grassley. Just saw a blast on Facebook from Gun Owners of America.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 02:31 PM (4I0tJ)

260 Is the Kamala failure emblematic, or a microcosm of the Biden residency?

Or, is she the "oh look squirrel" of the Junta?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 02, 2021 02:31 PM (s8P1P)

261 Fake "comedian" propagandist trevor noah appeals to men to take an interest in abortion: "Do you want to pay child support for 18 years?"
-------------------

Isn't that what Greyhound is for?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2021 02:31 PM (YqDXo)

262 Republican Gov. Charlie Baker won't seek reelection next year, he announced Wednesday, in a move that surprised some in the state's political class and will ripple down the 2022 ballot in Massachusetts.

And, in perhaps an even more shocking move, Lt. Gov. Karyn Polito won't run for governor in his place.

Posted by: SMOD at December 02, 2021 02:31 PM (RHGPo)

263 241 you know, one of those blue or white bowling bowls, not a black bowling ball because that would be racist.
Posted by: Tim Riggins


It's not exactly a ball...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFPJf-wKTd0

Posted by: JEM at December 02, 2021 02:31 PM (cZPWv)

264 If SNL was funny and smart, they'd do a skit where Biden's handler team shuts out Kamala's team on every possible decision with various excuses and stunts, each more silly and outrageous than the last.

I mean... this stuff writes its self.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 02:31 PM (KZzsI)

265 39...Post-America America ladies and gentlemen. Nothing works and everyone's a retard.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2021 02:08 PM (Bmy3R)

That's been going on a while, really. Sickening.

Posted by: Flyover at December 02, 2021 02:31 PM (Rbu5d)

266 On this day it's important that we think about all the ways we collectively as a nation have failed to Position Kamala Harris For Success.

Posted by: Nonapod at December 02, 2021 02:31 PM (K4vtd)

267 248 238 Symone is Deion's younger and much bigger brother?
Posted by: FriscoYoda at December 02, 2021 02:29 PM (+56GQ)
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Symone is a male?

Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 02:31 PM (lfdhp)

268
Joe Mannix: The naughty playing card purveyor of the HQ.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2021 02:32 PM (s2VJv)

269 219 Jim Jones did a lot of interesting things in the world.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.



He'd blend right in with today's Democrats. He'd barely be noticed.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 02, 2021 02:32 PM (HTCOy)

270 258 I wanna have Stacy and Symone in my hot tub
Posted by: REDACTED at December 02, 2021 02:31 PM (us2H3)
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Where are you going to put the water?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2021 02:32 PM (YqDXo)

271 258 I wanna have Stacy and Symone in my hot tub

Posted by: REDACTED at December 02, 2021 02:31 PM (us2H3)

-----------------------------

I hope you weren't planning to fit any actual water in it.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 02, 2021 02:32 PM (lNHqD)

272 I seen a number of interesting things on PornHub.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 02, 2021 02:32 PM (FVME7)

273 "Do you want to pay child support for 18 years?"


Alex, what are, "Questions you ask before having sex with a woman"?

Correct! You control the board!

Posted by: Wally at December 02, 2021 02:32 PM (FJYfm)

274 254 Kumala is just getting ready to assume a SCOTUS seat.
Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at December 02, 2021 02:30 PM (GYllL)

I hope that stupid whores gets on the USSC.

Oral arguments would be fucking hilarious.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 02, 2021 02:32 PM (nMx88)

275

254:

SCROTUS...

Posted by: Kamalaho at December 02, 2021 02:32 PM (x4N20)

276
Linguistics. If someone said she's fucking him the perception would not be that she was somehow penetrating him.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 02:30 PM (lfdhp)


I don't follow the rules in that sense simply because gays aren't either. The Bible is pretty specific about that.


However, in direct argument, I point to the Owebama's. She was DEFINATELY penetrating Barack.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)

277 Trump loses people... chaos.

Biden loses people... crickets.

Harris loses people... excuses out the ying-yang.

Makes one wonder doesn't it?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 02, 2021 02:32 PM (BFigT)

278 43...Why didn't he hire white guys?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 02, 2021 02:08 PM (UuD2k)

Juicy ain't that smart.

Posted by: Flyover at December 02, 2021 02:32 PM (Rbu5d)

279 I was in one of those high end grocery stores last week. They had a rack of what I think were coloring books, with all the Leftist saints; RGB, AOC, Kamala. Dawned on me later that they didn't have one for St. Hilary.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 02, 2021


***
I don't remember such things for JFK. Doesn't mean there wasn't a coloring book about him and the First Family back then. Or Mattel dolls, or paste-up figures.

There was a satirical comic book zinging LBJ and his Great Society later in the Sixties, casting the Texas Tyrant as a superhero. Wish I'd bought it; it would probably be a collector's item now.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 02:32 PM (txdEq)

280 Ask Willie Brown how to position her for success.

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 02, 2021 02:32 PM (mNhhD)

281
Symone is a male?

Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 02:31 PM (lfdhp)

By outward appearances, yes. Looks like one of the Murphys.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2021 02:33 PM (2ABQr)

282 #199
The Senate has a vast complex of warehouses and bunkers with enormous quantities of 'strategic war materials' stashed.

Set up after WW1. Sierra Army Depot is one of them for instance. A few are on private, not public property.

Senators can sell that shit supposedly to fund projects in their states. God knows how much corruption that fuels. This might help explain why they never retire.

Posted by: torabora at December 02, 2021 02:33 PM (U0p6D)

283 > WTH is up with her always grabbing the air with her right hand?

I forget the term for it, but it's an aggressive move that people do when they're rejecting what you're saying or trying to get you to stop making an argument.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 02, 2021 02:33 PM (sG4Hj)

284 I mean, I know that the best way to raise awareness of the fact that your boss isn't being supported and set up for success is to QUIT.

Right ? RIGHT ?

So dumb

Posted by: deadrody at December 02, 2021 02:33 PM (/jrmI)

285 Everyone else is content to lob softballs and be circled back.

Its like Trump as president. It wasn't that he was so amazing, its that everyone before him for so long was so terrible that he looked amazing. Its like being the tallest midget.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 02:33 PM (KZzsI)

286 Kumala's Senior Advisor and Chief Spokeswoman Symone Sanders Announces Resignation, Effective at End of Year

Sore throat?

Posted by: t-bird at December 02, 2021 02:33 PM (sTOQ8)

287 270 258 I wanna have Stacy and Symone in my hot tub
Posted by: REDACTED at December 02, 2021 02:31 PM (us2H3)
-------------------

Where are you going to put the water?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2021 02:32 PM (YqDXo)

-----------------------------
I hope you weren't planning to fit any actual water in it.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 02, 2021 02:32 PM (lNHqD)



It's real and it's spectacular!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)

288 Doocy: "Does [Harris] think that staff are to blame for her not making any kind of meaningful progress on the big things in portfolio, like passing voting rights or addressing the root causes of migration?"


Psaki: "Trump said inject bleach. Next question"

Posted by: Ripley at December 02, 2021 02:33 PM (MxEKc)

289 Ask Willie Brown how to position her for success.
Posted by: JuJuBee

Beat me to that.

Well that sucks!

Oh - swidt?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2021 02:33 PM (mD/uy)

290 120 Only 19?

Ryan got 40 to retire by deliberately preventing the Russian Hoax truth from coming out.
And many in competitive seats, too.
Posted by: Lrrr at December 02, 2021 02:16 PM (jIL4c)

First of all, the Retirement season is still young. most of Ryan's 40 didn't announce they were quitting until it was too late to find anyone else good to run. (it was intentional)

But also, in the long run it's obvious we're a hell of a lot better off with those 40 quislings gone. Before then we had about 50 or 60 deep state RINO quislings in Congress, dedicated to blocking us on everything. Now there's only 13 left, and that number will be cut in half (at least) next year.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2021 02:33 PM (trdmm)

291 Ah, I just remembered. They're called "suppression gestures."

Posted by: bonhomme at December 02, 2021 02:33 PM (sG4Hj)

292
Symone Sanders looks like a coconut. And I do NOT mean of the Kid Creole & the____ variety.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2021 02:33 PM (s2VJv)

293 7-Up. The Unnn-Cola.....Hah Hahuhahaaah!

Posted by: Landru at December 02, 2021 02:34 PM (mEYVq)

294 264 If SNL was funny and smart, they'd do a skit where Biden's handler team shuts out Kamala's team on every possible decision with various excuses and stunts, each more silly and outrageous than the last.

I mean... this stuff writes its self.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 02:31 PM (KZzsI)

===========

"Listen, maybe it's kind of funny. Sure. But it's really unhelpful to the narrative that helps keep the powerful in charge. And comedy is really about keeping the powerful in charge while attacking people who are out of power."
-Kate McKinnon, throwing her body in every direction and putting weird inflections on every other syllable, desperate for any kind of laugh

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 02:34 PM (LvTSG)

295 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 02:28 PM (DU+/6)

I remember when the critics and media writers were all cumming in their pants over "Exile in Guyville."

One of *the* worst pieces of shit ever laid down on vinyl. A whole double-album of tuneless, half-finished, half-assed "songs" that she couldn't even be bothered to properly record. But she said the "f-word" a lot so FIERCE RIOT GRRRL!

She looked great nekkid though. I think she missed her calling.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2021 02:34 PM (Bmy3R)

296 Sore throat?
Posted by: t-bird at December 02, 2021 02:33 PM (sTOQ
++++
Worse. Throat-based HPV infection thanks to the mandatory after-work "dinner engagement" with the boss.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 02:34 PM (DU+/6)

297 259 Supposedly, H.R. 8 Universal Background Checks was defeated in the senate by Chuck Grassley. Just saw a blast on Facebook from Gun Owners of America.
Posted by: rickb223 a
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What is HR 8?

Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 02:34 PM (lfdhp)

298 Redacted water bill getting to much you would need to fill it only half way?

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2021 02:34 PM (2JoB8)

299 And what do they really do besides drain your wallet?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

We are assured that they are there to HELP US! We could save up to $1100 a year! Before they drain us of our wallets and screw us six ways from Sunday.

Posted by: Cheri at December 02, 2021 02:34 PM (oiNtH)

300 That's the funny part, that he approached this hoax with all the professionalism an actor could muster, including rehearsals, and we got MAGA country, traceable financial instruments, clothesline nooses, thrown bleach, and a heroic subway sandwich that survived the alleged brutal attack.

That kind of shit gets me.
Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021 02:31 PM (SH2Zi)

Well he's an actor not a mystery writer.

Posted by: Just Lily at December 02, 2021 02:34 PM (ooIh0)

301 259 Supposedly, H.R. 8 Universal Background Checks was defeated in the senate by Chuck Grassley. Just saw a blast on Facebook from Gun Owners of America.

I read they were going to try and sneak this through with no voting unless a R Senator was there to stop them. Nice rules there McTurtle you worthless POS.

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at December 02, 2021 02:34 PM (GYllL)

302 Position Kamala Harris For Success

Head down, ass up

Posted by: Walt Fauci at December 02, 2021 02:34 PM (2cfUo)

303 256 This busty brunette is grateful she doesn't work for the vice president:
https://is.gd/9DGKa8
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

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secret kink or holy shit grade: mama mia thatsa mouthful of hotness

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 02, 2021 02:34 PM (ZZK0E)

304 Fake "comedian" propagandist trevor noah appeals to men to take an interest in abortion: "Do you want to pay child support for 18 years?"

Nice, eh?
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2021 02:26 PM (0RHof)

It's not a human baby, it is a financial obligation. It is like discharging debt, in bankruptcy, except we scramble a baby's brains inside your ho.

Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021 02:35 PM (SH2Zi)

305 So many people with such extravagant titles resigning from Kamala's office. You wouldn't think the VP, who does nothing, would need much in the way of a lavish, personal organization.

Posted by: t-bird at December 02, 2021 02:35 PM (sTOQ8)

306 I don't remember such things for JFK. Doesn't mean there wasn't a coloring book about him and the First Family back then. Or Mattel dolls, or paste-up figures.

Star Wars. That's when the merchandising stuff really started. We take it for granted now that no movie comes out without a McDonald's toy and a poster and an "action figure" comic book, etc. But it didn't used to be that way.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 02:35 PM (KZzsI)

307 Thank goodness the blacks are aborting so many of those babies, because just imagine how expensive welfare would be to normal working white people then!
- Trevor Noah
Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at December 02, 2021 02:30 PM


You're not supposed to say that part out loud.

Posted by: Zombie RBG at December 02, 2021 02:35 PM (m+jkK)

308 Well, just looking at Symone...yeah, definitely male-ish.

Posted by: FriscoYoda at December 02, 2021 02:35 PM (+56GQ)

309 Vice president, Kamala, not "President of Vice."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 02:29 PM (txdEq)
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With all the talk of "majority whips" and "positioning" and such, who could blame me for misunderstanding?

....now what am I supposed to do with the 500 fur-lined handcuffs I already ordered?

Posted by: Kamala Harris at December 02, 2021 02:35 PM (o0WIV)

310 WTH is up with her always grabbing the air with her right hand?

The coof! The coof! The coof is on FIRE! (We don't need no Brandon let the m*therf*cker burn! Burn, m*therf*cker, BURN!)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2021 02:35 PM (Bmy3R)

311 Symone Sanders looks like a coconut. And I do NOT mean of the Kid Creole & the____ variety.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2021 02:33 PM (s2VJv)



She's kinda Dr. J in drag.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

312 BabylonBee: Jussie Smollett Claims He Can't Be Tried Because Last Night While Walking Home He Was Murdered

Posted by: SMOD at December 02, 2021 02:35 PM (RHGPo)

313 Head down, ass up
Posted by: Walt Fauci at December 02, 2021 02:34 PM (2cfUo)
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Someone listened to Andrew Dice Clay way back when.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 02, 2021 02:35 PM (s8P1P)

314 278 43...Why didn't he hire white guys?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 02, 2021 02:08 PM (UuD2k)

Juicy ain't that smart.
Posted by: Flyover at December 02, 2021 02:32 PM (Rbu5d)

the dumbest thing in that whole set up is that he had the attackers pour bleach on him. Bleach? Were they supposed to be trying to make him White or something?

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2021 02:36 PM (trdmm)

315 Well he's an actor not a mystery writer.
Posted by: Just Lily at December 02, 2021 02:34 PM (ooIh0)

That's the funny part. Where's Ben?

Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021 02:36 PM (SH2Zi)

316 I wanna have Stacy and Symone in my hot tub
Posted by: REDACTED

Ask any experienced EMTs about any of their call outs to extract large Marges and their partners from a tub.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2021 02:36 PM (mD/uy)

317 296 Sore throat?
Posted by: t-bird at December 02, 2021 02:33 PM (sTOQ
++++
Worse. Throat-based HPV infection thanks to the mandatory after-work "dinner engagement" with the boss.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 02:34 PM (DU+/6)


"Masterpiece!"

- - Papiloma Picasso

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2021 02:36 PM (s2VJv)

318 One of *the* worst pieces of shit ever laid down on vinyl. A whole double-album of tuneless, half-finished, half-assed "songs" that she couldn't even be bothered to properly record. But she said the "f-word" a lot so FIERCE RIOT GRRRL!

She looked great nekkid though. I think she missed her calling.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2021 02:34 PM (Bmy3R)
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What a shit record. So was Whip Smart. So was the demo album. The best example of her work, though, is definitely her self-titled album from the early aughts. If you want a glimpse inside the irrational mind of past-her-prime promiscuous feminist who both revels in and deeply resents her choices in a fugue state that unfolds in front of you in real time, listen to that execrable piece of trash. It's really illuminating, actually.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 02:36 PM (DU+/6)

319 >>I forget the term for it, but it's an aggressive move that people do when they're rejecting what you're saying or trying to get you to stop making an argument.

I saw some "body language expert" talking about what a powerful technique that was to control her audience blah, blah, blah.

All it would do is piss me off and make me press harder if she did that while answering one of my questions. Particularly if a dishonest dunce like Psaki did it.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2021 02:36 PM (ZLI7S)

320 270 258 I wanna have Stacy and Symone in my hot tub
Posted by: REDACTED at December 02, 2021 02:31 PM (us2H3)
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Where are you going to put the water?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


At some point it's no longer a hot tube, it's just a rendering pot.

Posted by: JEM at December 02, 2021 02:36 PM (cZPWv)

321 What is HR 8?

Posted by: Braenyard


Bipartisan Background Checks Act of 2021

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 02:36 PM (4I0tJ)

322 With JFK, they usually did something resembling a shrine, with a picture of him on the wall. Maybe he would have gotten a coloring book, if he'd lived.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 02, 2021 02:36 PM (5HBd1)

323 Republicans want to force women to keep babies and then as soon as they are born they are subject to anti woman and anti child policies that Republicans support.
- The Internet

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 02, 2021 02:36 PM (5qigz)

324 Guess who tweeted this:
"Out of 9 justices, 3 were appointed by a man who tried to overthrow the US government (& elected via minority). Those 3 will decide whether the US will legalize forcing people to give birth against their will," ____ tweeted Wednesday evening. "Legitimacy requires consent of the governed. They are dismantling it."

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 02, 2021 02:37 PM (ZHVt1)

325 Sean Spicer was on Rich Zeoli (Philadelphia) talk show and mentioned Pelosi will be over and out for.

He also said Biden and his closest advisors are well aware they will likely lose the House and their sole goal at this point is to ram through as much left/liberal legislation as possible before the deluge.

Interestingly, he also commented that Biden had this image of being the moderate in the room for most of his 50 years, but that he has recently said openly that he wants to be remembered as the most progressive President in history.

Posted by: RM at December 02, 2021 02:37 PM (dSUVs)

326 Head down, ass up
Posted by: Walt Fauci
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Someone listened to Andrew Dice Clay way back when.
Posted by: Blake

"Don't look up at me! Concentrate!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2021 02:37 PM (mD/uy)

327 324 Guess who tweeted this:
"Out of 9 justices, 3 were appointed by a man who tried to overthrow the US government (& elected via minority). Those 3 will decide whether the US will legalize forcing people to give birth against their will," ____ tweeted Wednesday evening. "Legitimacy requires consent of the governed. They are dismantling it."
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 02, 2021 02:37 PM (ZHVt1)

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They're talking about Bill Clinton, aren't they?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 02:37 PM (LvTSG)

328 Yeah they really tried to push Liz Phair but only lesbians and soy vegan boys liked her really.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 02:37 PM (KZzsI)

329 WTH is up with her always grabbing the air with her right hand?

The coof! The coof! The coof is on FIRE! (We don't need no Brandon let the m*therf*cker burn! Burn, m*therf*cker, BURN!)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2021 02:35 PM (Bmy3R)

*golf clap*

Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021 02:37 PM (SH2Zi)

330 The question is why are we so concerned about Kamala's "image" one year into Biden's first term. UNLESSSSS.....she was going to need to sit in the big chair soon. Because President Weekend at Bernies is starting to stink real bad and the febreeze won't be able to cover it up much longer.

Posted by: mikethemoose at December 02, 2021 02:37 PM (T/vhV)

331 7-Up. The Unnn-Cola.....Hah Hahuhahaaah!
Posted by: Landru at December 02, 2021


***
Remember when 7-Up advertised Santa Claus as "The Man From Uncola"?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 02:37 PM (txdEq)

332 I forget the term for it, but it's an aggressive move that people do when they're rejecting what you're saying or trying to get you to stop making an argument.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 02, 2021 02:33 PM (sG4Hj)
=====

I do something similar when I'm about to lose my train of thought while speaking. I kind of make circles with my hand in front of (and perpendicular to) my chest. I think the psychology is related to trying to coax more words out, once the flow gets weak.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 02, 2021 02:38 PM (sGnvY)

333 @324 Why AOC of course.

"Legitimacy requires consent of the governed."

Heh. Let's remember this.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 02, 2021 02:38 PM (ZHVt1)

334 314 278 43...Why didn't he hire white guys?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 02, 2021 02:08 PM (UuD2k)

Juicy ain't that smart.
Posted by: Flyover at December 02, 2021 02:32 PM (Rbu5d)

the dumbest thing in that whole set up is that he had the attackers pour bleach on him. Bleach? Were they supposed to be trying to make him White or something?
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2021 02:36 PM (trdmm)

Well that's how we became white. Right?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 02, 2021 02:38 PM (z5Vrg)

335 Was it Alyssa Milano?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 02, 2021 02:38 PM (5qigz)

336 where was liz phair nekkid?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 02, 2021 02:38 PM (ZZK0E)

337 Head down, ass up
Posted by: Walt Fauci


Face down, butt up, aka Child Support Payment position.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 02:38 PM (4I0tJ)

338 325 Interestingly, he also commented that Biden had this image of being the moderate in the room for most of his 50 years, but that he has recently said openly that he wants to be remembered as the most progressive President in history.
Posted by: RM at December 02, 2021 02:37 PM (dSUVs)

=========

Biden had a media created image of a moderate, but he was always, always a hard left progressive in reality. That he apparently bought into the media creation is indicative of his low intelligence.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 02:38 PM (LvTSG)

339 331 7-Up. The Unnn-Cola.....Hah Hahuhahaaah!
Posted by: Landru at December 02, 2021

***
Remember when 7-Up advertised Santa Claus as "The Man From Uncola"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 02:37 PM (txdEq)

I remember the great Geoffrey Holder as the pitch man.

"Hahahahahaha!!!!!!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2021 02:39 PM (s2VJv)

340 Todd in the Shadows savagely eviscerated Liz Phair's "Funstyle" album on his "Trainwreckords" series. Could have picked pretty much any of them, but funny stuff.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2021 02:39 PM (Bmy3R)

341 I was born in '67 and because my parents were very active in teaching me to read before kindergarten, and because my father insisted on watching Uncle Walter at dinner and the Sunday polititalk shows (Faze the Nation, Beat the Press, etc.), I was unusually politically aware during the 70's. Even though I considered myself a Democrat (Jewish family) and actually very much disliked the Republican party, it struck me that Republican politicians (legislative or executive (Ford admin)) seemed more adult and competent than Democrat ones (Carter admin).

Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2021 02:39 PM (KAi1n)

342 278 43...Why didn't he hire white guys?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 02, 2021 02:08 PM (UuD2k)

Juicy ain't that smart.
Posted by: Flyover

The way he did it is much more realistic.
Nobody in Chicago is afraid of white guys.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 02, 2021 02:39 PM (8ERmC)

343 FDR did that to Truman. Truman did not even know about the A bomb.
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Stalin knew about the Bomb before President Truman!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 02, 2021 02:39 PM (UHVv4)

344 the dumbest thing in that whole set up is that he had the attackers pour bleach on him. Bleach? Were they supposed to be trying to make him White or something?
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2021 02:36 PM (trdmm)
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Yeah, and who doesn't walk around at 2 AM in subzero temperatures carrying bleach for some reason?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2021 02:39 PM (YqDXo)

345 186 If Kamala Harris' empty head groks anything, it is what positions lead to success.

SHE'S A HOOKAH!!!!!

Posted by: Kojac at December 02, 2021 02:23 PM (KZzsI)


Kamala's risen far beyond her level of competence: Servicing Willie Brown. She's been a token diversity candidate or diversity hire ever since. Now, for the first time in her life, she has a job that requires more than servicing Willie and being an angry black female perpetually fighting against the patriarchy and white folks.

Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2021 02:39 PM (AMIL/)

346 Kamala was with Montel Williams back when he was "semi-relevant" too.

Posted by: pahound at December 02, 2021 02:39 PM (PkTXR)

347 Yeah they really tried to push Liz Phair but only lesbians and soy vegan boys liked her really.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 02:37 PM (KZzsI)
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I have her entire catalog, sadly. A chick I was pursuing in college was listening to one of her albums and I found it so appalling on so many levels that I bought copies of all her albums to use as the core of a very lengthy final thesis paper for my media criticism class.

Also, the fact that the chick really liked Liz Phair caused me to break off that pursuit toot sweet. That could not have any possibility of ending well.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 02:39 PM (DU+/6)

348 Bannon is severely raising the cost of coming after him - making good on his promise to turn this into the "misdemeanor from hell for Merrick Garland, Nancy Pelosi, and Joe Biden."

Posted by: SMOD at December 02, 2021 02:39 PM (RHGPo)

349 What is HR 8?

Posted by: Braenyard


Bipartisan Background Checks Act of 2021



Aka, EVERY gun sold would have required a background check.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 02:40 PM (4I0tJ)

350 I remember when the critics and media writers were all cumming in their pants over "Exile in Guyville."

One of *the* worst pieces of shit ever laid down on vinyl. A whole double-album of tuneless, half-finished, half-assed "songs" that she couldn't even be bothered to properly record. But she said the "f-word" a lot so FIERCE RIOT GRRRL!


Disagree. It was not consistently great, but there was some very good stuff on there.

Posted by: JEM at December 02, 2021 02:40 PM (cZPWv)

351 Kamala is like that methed up homosexual who falls down in the kitchen and accidentally gets a two liter bottle of soft drink lodged in his colon.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 02, 2021 02:40 PM (BPuaD)

352 the dumbest thing in that whole set up is that he had the attackers pour bleach on him. Bleach? Were they supposed to be trying to make him White or something?
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2021 02:36 PM (trdmm)

Well that's how we became white. Right?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 02, 2021 02:38 PM (z5Vrg)

Yeah, everyone knows it Mr. Clean that makes ya Whiter than White!

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 02:40 PM (oHd/0)

353 I read that FDR did not like or trust Truman, probably because he was nearly a communist and Truman was smart and loved America.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 02:40 PM (KZzsI)

354 Were they supposed to be trying to make him White or something?
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2021 02:36 PM (trdmm)
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Those were the forced anti-COVID bleach injections.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 02, 2021 02:40 PM (sGnvY)

355 193 Waukesha Suspect Says He Feels 'Dehumanized' In First Interview Since Parade Massacre
-----------------

Poor baby. After all, he's a victim.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2021 02:24 PM (YqDXo)

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"We will establish that our client, the defendant, was the victim of white supremacist engineers who design SUVs and guns to be racist murders with minds of their own to entrap and keep down poor, down-on-their-luck brothers.

If the designers look like Mitt ... you MUST acquit!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 02, 2021 02:40 PM (ai0yS)

356 >>>we're a hell of a lot better off with those 40 quislings gone.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2021 02:33 PM (trdmm)
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Quislings want no part of Trump.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 02:41 PM (lfdhp)

357 Disagree. It was not consistently great, but there was some very good stuff on there.
Posted by: JEM at December 02, 2021 02:40 PM (cZPWv)
++++
Man, we're on different sides of that one. I found maybe one or two tracks on that fetid album to be somewhat tolerable.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 02:41 PM (DU+/6)

358 353 I read that FDR did not like or trust Truman, probably because he was nearly a communist and Truman was smart and loved America.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 02:40 PM (KZzsI)


FDR's first Veep Henry Wallace and his closest aide Harry Hopkins were provable Stalinists.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2021 02:41 PM (s2VJv)

359 Bipartisan Background Checks Act of 2021

Aka, EVERY gun sold would have required a background check.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 02:40 PM (4I0tJ)

OK, if they can do that for a RIGHT?

Now do voting!

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 02:41 PM (oHd/0)

360 The opposite of Liz Phair was Kate Bush, who almost no women like but guys love. She's really weird and probably a lunatic but incredibly creative and has an amazing voice. Plus she was really pretty.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 02:41 PM (KZzsI)

361 "This is a misdemeanor case," they wrote in Tuesday's filing. "It is not a case where witnesses have been intimidated. In the absence of any specific, particularized showing of actual harm, the Government conjures up a bogeyman." Instead, Bannon's lawyers said, "being able to use discovery materials to identify and question witnesses is not an improper purpose."

Posted by: SMOD at December 02, 2021 02:42 PM (RHGPo)

362 BabylonBee: Jussie Smollett Claims He Can't Be Tried Because Last Night While Walking Home He Was Murdered
Posted by: SMOD

Didja see this? (It's reality, not the Bee, although I admit it's getting harder and harder to tell the difference.)

Matt Finn
@MattFinnFNC
Smollett trial - Osundairo brother asked under oath "who was the audience supposed to be?"

Osundairo: "According to Jussie, the media."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 02, 2021 02:42 PM (FVME7)

363 349 What is HR 8?
Posted by: Braenyard

Bipartisan Background Checks Act of 2021

Aka, EVERY gun sold would have required a background check.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 02:40 PM (4I0tJ)
------------------

A national gun registry.

Good Show Senator Grassley.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 02:43 PM (lfdhp)

364 I also read that Mrs Roosevelt tried really hard to control Truman and run the government behind his back but he was having none of it and cleaned house.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 02:43 PM (KZzsI)

365 According to Dawn Woods, Brooks came from a "loving Christian family and is the grandson of ministers,...

Notice that the father is not mentioned at all, only the grandfathers. Hmmm, wonder why that could be...

Posted by: Oddbob at December 02, 2021 02:43 PM (nfrXX)

366 The opposite of Liz Phair was Kate Bush, who almost no women like but guys love. She's really weird and probably a lunatic but incredibly creative and has an amazing voice. Plus she was really pretty.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 02:41 PM (KZzsI)
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Kate Bush is extremely weird. But pretty with a helluva voice.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 02:43 PM (DU+/6)

367 258 I wanna have Stacy and Symone in my hot tub
Posted by: REDACTED at December 02, 2021 02:31 PM (us2H3)
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It'll bubble, but none of the jets are on...

Posted by: reason at December 02, 2021 02:43 PM (o0WIV)

368 362 Matt Finn
@MattFinnFNC
Smollett trial - Osundairo brother asked under oath "who was the audience supposed to be?"

Osundairo: "According to Jussie, the media."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 02, 2021 02:42 PM (FVME7)

==========

Man...it's almost like he was working to advance a narrative that he couldn't prove in real life or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 02:43 PM (LvTSG)

369 Well...actor.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 02:15 PM (LvTSG)

Some of us-at least- formerly resemble that remark.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2021 02:43 PM (poMoX)

370 Alger Hiss. Started under FDR's administration. Definitely commie. His case is why the Left hated Nixon so much.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 02, 2021 02:43 PM (5HBd1)

371 360 The opposite of Liz Phair was Kate Bush, who almost no women like but guys love. She's really weird and probably a lunatic but incredibly creative and has an amazing voice. Plus she was really pretty.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 02:41 PM (KZzsI)


I was so hot for Kate Bush way back in the Wuthering Heights days, and then Don't Give Up with Gabriel

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2021 02:43 PM (s2VJv)

372 Indeed and the media bought it

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2021 02:44 PM (CYnTg)

373 I hope you weren't planning to fit any actual water in it.
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hot tub = Olympic-sized pool with a dozen outboard-motors placed around its perimeter.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 02, 2021 02:44 PM (UHVv4)

374 Star Wars. That's when the merchandising stuff really started. We take it for granted now that no movie comes out without a McDonald's toy and a poster and an "action figure" comic book, etc. But it didn't used to be that way.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021


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There was stuff before that. Not the mega-merchandising, not stuff at the eateries, I don't think. But there were plastic figurines of Western TV characters like Paladin, Roy Rogers and Dale Evans, Cheyenne, etc. Fast-draw gun and holster sets. "Astronaut" helmets during the John Glenn and Project Mercury days. Pull-the-ring-and-it-talked plush models of Cecil the Seasick Sea Serpent and his human buddy Beany. And there were certainly comics from Dell and Gold Key for most of the action-oriented TV shows. For instance, I have most of the Gold Key run of the U.N.C.L.E. comics.

In fact, I'd say U.N.C.L.E. was a big watershed in TV show-toy tie-ins.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 02:45 PM (txdEq)

375
How did Grassley kill the bill if the GOP is in the minority? Then again, any gun control now is absolute poison. No way Manchin or even Sinema vote for it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2021 02:45 PM (s2VJv)

376 FDR's first Veep Henry Wallace and his closest aide Harry Hopkins were provable Stalinists.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2021 02:41 PM (s2VJv)

And both FDR and Wallace were tight with that Roerich weirdo.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 02, 2021 02:45 PM (UuD2k)

377 It's obvious The Ho is there only for the BLM/ Antifa front

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2021 02:45 PM (2JoB8)

378 360 The opposite of Liz Phair was Kate Bush, who almost no women like but guys love. She's really weird and probably a lunatic but incredibly creative and has an amazing voice. Plus she was really pretty.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 02:41 PM (KZzsI)

that's funny - because I never even heard of Liz Phair until now, but I did like Kate Bush.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2021 02:45 PM (trdmm)

379 I actually hope Kamala is successful in fending off all of the attempts to remove her from the Vice President post.

She's so unelectable and this hurts the Dems in 2022 and 2024. It's terrible that the country will be harmed by this but the country is going to be harmed by whoever the Dems have in the White House.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at December 02, 2021 02:45 PM (lhmeF)

380 Kumala Harris is a Leftard bimbo who didn't earn her positions of power and influence. She is probably a bad boss because of it, and with the junta lurching along from low point to low point with '22 coming up, the rats are launching the lifeboats.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2021 02:45 PM (W+kMI)

381 One of those classic CREEM magazine captions that I've never forgotten:

Busty pic of Kate Bush in a tank top.

Caption: "Tank's for the mammaries."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2021 02:45 PM (Bmy3R)

382 The opposite of Liz Phair was Kate Bush, who almost no women like but guys love. She's really weird and probably a lunatic but incredibly creative and has an amazing voice. Plus she was really pretty.

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erm...my experience was girls playing Kate Bush all the time, women's work. so sad, don't you think, Tim?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 02, 2021 02:45 PM (ZZK0E)

383 351 Kamala is like that methed up homosexual who falls down in the kitchen and accidentally gets a two liter bottle of soft drink lodged in his colon.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 02, 2021 02:40 PM (BPuaD)

It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 02, 2021 02:45 PM (N39Ws)

384 322 With JFK, they usually did something resembling a shrine, with a picture of him on the wall. Maybe he would have gotten a coloring book, if he'd lived.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 02, 2021 02:36 PM (5HBd1)

My in-laws had a copper color bust of JFK prominently displayed on the bookshelf in their living room.

The first time I was ever at their house I thought it was a really weird thing to have. All the females in the family are Democrat Karens unto this very day. They have tantrums if anyone dares to question Democrats and other saintly personages such as Fauci and Obama.

Posted by: Just Lily at December 02, 2021 02:45 PM (ooIh0)

385 Wasn't Garner his first Veep?

Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 02:45 PM (lfdhp)

386 Kate Bush was discovered by David Gilmour of Pink Floyd. I love her song "Wuthering Heights".

Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2021 02:45 PM (KAi1n)

387 Bad trials happen sometimes, Jussie.
Don't beat yourself up over it.

Posted by: Littlefinger at December 02, 2021 02:45 PM (o0WIV)

388 Kate bush hooters? gonna need evidence

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 02, 2021 02:46 PM (ZZK0E)

389 > I do something similar when I'm about to lose my train of thought while speaking. I kind of make circles with my hand in front of (and perpendicular to) my chest. I think the psychology is related to trying to coax more words out, once the flow gets weak.

We may be talking about different gestures. I'm talking about the move Psaki does where she stabs her hand out toward the person she's speaking to. Her hand is palm down, fingers open, she stabs her hand out, then pulls it back. That's a suppressive gesture.

What you're talking about is more of a rolling circle.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 02, 2021 02:46 PM (sG4Hj)

390 Kate Bush is one of those acts you start listening to and go "what the living hell is this???" then end up going "damn that was really good"

Sugarcubes and Bjork were the same way. So weird but ultimately great stuff. I'm pretty sure Bjork is an elf.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 02:46 PM (KZzsI)

391 385 Wasn't Garner his first Veep?

Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 02:45 PM (lfdhp)

Yeah, Wallace was second. I think. Fucking FDR.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2021 02:46 PM (s2VJv)

392 In fact, I'd say U.N.C.L.E. was a big watershed in TV show-toy tie-ins.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 02:45 PM (txdEq)

Earlier... I remember a Rat Patrol Jeep... The Rifleman Rifle.

Hell, I've got a picture of me and my brother in Davy Crocket hats with Flintlock Rifles...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 02:46 PM (oHd/0)

393 60...the campaign donations provided by that industry.
Posted by: junior at December 02, 2021 02:10 PM (ZMVGU)

Indian-imported Brahmins. You know, like that charming bigot taking over the twit site.

Posted by: Flyover at December 02, 2021 02:47 PM (Rbu5d)

394 264 If SNL was funny and smart,
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

If they were smart they would avoid politics.

Whenever comedians focus on a subject, you know that this is something they spend a lot of their life on. Lots of comedians start to complain about planes and hotels once they start touring and it makes sense.

But if all they talk about it politics, you know that in their social group that that is all they talk about so that is the only jokes they can think up. Same with minority comedians.

To me, the subject of the jokes is a window into what they spend their time on, and they spend too much time on the wrong things.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 02, 2021 02:47 PM (8ERmC)

395 and I would create a PAC to harvest ballots in Oregon for him but obviously that would be a crime because Republican. And also this comment is a crime because collusion and republican. And also parading.
but seriously, gop needs to whip up the mail in ballots too. oops...that's an act of conspiracy while republican. Probably also a FARA violation.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 02, 2021 02:20 PM (ZZK0E)


I was fantasizing about getting a list of all drivers in the state of Oregon, generating ballots for statewide elections and then voting all of them straight ticket Dem by dumping them in unmonitored ballot boxes and see if anyone notices 170% turnout
I also wonder how long I'd stay in jail after the prosecution, which would come for making TPTB actually admit there is voter fraud

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2021 02:47 PM (ZMraq)

396 erm...my experience was girls playing Kate Bush all the time, women's work. so sad, don't you think, Tim?

Wish I had known some of those girls, all the ones I knew didn't like her at all.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 02:47 PM (KZzsI)

397 Have no idea who Kate Bush or Liz Phair are.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2021 02:47 PM (poMoX)

398 Guess who tweeted this:
"Out of 9 justices, 3 were appointed by a man who tried to overthrow the US government (& elected via minority). Those 3 will decide whether the US will legalize forcing people to give birth against their will," ____ tweeted Wednesday evening. "Legitimacy requires consent of the governed. They are dismantling it."
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 02, 2021 02:37 PM


I'll go with "Cookie" Milano. What do I win?

Posted by: Zombie RBG at December 02, 2021 02:47 PM (m+jkK)

399 386 Kate Bush was discovered by David Gilmour of Pink Floyd. I love her song "Wuthering Heights".
Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2021 02:45 PM (KAi1n)

That was the breakthrough/debut back in '78. On my college radio playlist in heavy rotation when I was music director.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2021 02:47 PM (s2VJv)

400

Posted by: Just Lily
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33% of any population will always be whack jobs.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 02:47 PM (lfdhp)

401 Check with Willie -- Is her position for success Missionary, Cowgirl or Doggie?

Posted by: Bob at December 02, 2021 02:47 PM (d+5Bz)

402
Star Wars. That's when the merchandising stuff really started.

Davy Crockett

https://www.etsy.com/market/1950s_davy_crockett

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2021 02:48 PM (63Dwl)

403 Have no idea who Kate Bush or Liz Phair are.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2021 02:47 PM (poMoX)



I am in this boat.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

404 I have her entire catalog, sadly. A chick I was pursuing in college was listening to one of her albums and I found it so appalling on so many levels that I bought copies of all her albums to use as the core of a very lengthy final thesis paper for my media criticism class.

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@Mannix, would love to read that paper if you still have it. Maybe you could post it online or included in a future AoSHQ post you author (maybe with added commentary as things have gotten so much worse).

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 02, 2021 02:48 PM (ai0yS)

405 JJ beat me to it. Kate's duo with Peter Gabriel on Don't Give Up is one of my personal favorites.

Posted by: whig at December 02, 2021 02:48 PM (9hXN1)

406 President Joe Biden's team highly attuned to signs of disloyalty, particularly from the vice president.
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I'm rooting for them to epicly fuck up, but this is a sign of insane levels of disfunction. No organization of any type survives being run this way.

It also shows how not ready to be POTUS Harris is. She literally can't be removed from her position, nothing stops her from doing anything she wants. That she is cowering in the corner afraid of the mean girls is telling.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 02, 2021 02:48 PM (4jTwp)

407 Based on the reportage, the only staff Kamalaalaalaala has ever been grateful for is Willie Brown's.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 02, 2021 02:48 PM (QU5/8)

408
Don't get too excited -- symone sanders was always part of the biden team.

Believe me, symone sanders will be back with biden. She never really left.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2021 02:49 PM (0RHof)

409 From Liz Phair's song Flower (I want to be your blow job queen):

Every time I see your face
I think of things unpure unchaste
I want to fuck you like a dog
I'll take you home and make you like it

I think she was trying to appeal to 14-year old boys. This was before the internet made skanky sex ubiquitous

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 02, 2021 02:49 PM (ZHVt1)

410 Reading about a pilot on Iwo Jima crying when he found out FDR died and saying" He has been my leader most of my life" that was disturbing and unAmerican

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2021 02:49 PM (CYnTg)

411 "Legitimacy requires consent of the governed."

Ironic, huh, Grampa?

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at December 02, 2021 02:49 PM (oY5A0)

412 386 Kate Bush was discovered by David Gilmour of Pink Floyd. I love her song "Wuthering Heights".
Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2021 02:45 PM (KAi1n)


I am partial to "Hello Earth", mainly because it was used to great effect in the "Bushido" episode of Miami Vice. After all these years still have that scene running through my head.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at December 02, 2021 02:49 PM (CYEwl)

413 Have no idea who Kate Bush or Liz Phair are.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2021 02:47 PM (poMoX)


Me neither, Fen.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 02, 2021 02:49 PM (Ez6QX)

414 If they were smart they would avoid politics.

Oh you can do politics smart, like Johnny Carson did. You can do it fun like Dana Carvey's George Bush the elder thing "wouldn't be prudent, not at this juncture"

Its when you get hateful or choose one side with blinding religious zealotry that it gets bad. That way you get "skits" of Obama being too good and smart, or really lame, weak bits poking fun at something everyone shrugs at.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 02:49 PM (KZzsI)

415 My in-laws had a copper color bust of JFK prominently displayed on the bookshelf in their living room.
Posted by: Just Lily


Ugh.
My parents had a life size black one in the living room. My older siblings all got smaller copper banks of his head. It was a cult. Didn't affect me though.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 02, 2021 02:49 PM (8ERmC)

416 325 Sean Spicer was on Rich Zeoli (Philadelphia) talk show and mentioned Pelosi will be over and out for.

He also said Biden and his closest advisors are well aware they will likely lose the House and their sole goal at this point is to ram through as much left/liberal legislation as possible before the deluge.

Interestingly, he also commented that Biden had this image of being the moderate in the room for most of his 50 years, but that he has recently said openly that he wants to be remembered as the most progressive President in history.

Posted by: RM at December 02, 2021 02:37 PM (dSUVs)


One reason, perhaps the main reason Biden wants to be labeled the most progressive Prez ever, is to rub the clean and well spoken black guy's nose in it. He wants to relegate Obamacare and Barky's (illegal) acts for Hispanic DREAMERs and their parents to footnotes in the history books.

Biden must have seethed every single minute he had to play second fiddle to Obummer, for eight long years, and I believe skin color had something to do with that.

Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2021 02:49 PM (AMIL/)

417 BTW, you can find the video of the duet on You Tube. Don't Give Up is a life affirming song just as Peter's Solsbury Hill is.

Posted by: whig at December 02, 2021 02:49 PM (9hXN1)

418 I also wonder how long I'd stay in jail after the prosecution, which would come for making TPTB actually admit there is voter fraud
Posted by: Kindltot

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from what I've read, Portland's DOJ district and Fed bench judges make DC-GITMO look like ... well, not good but not bad. Basically, it's GITMO-West...so do not be repbulican there.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 02, 2021 02:49 PM (ZZK0E)

419 Indian-imported Brahmins. You know, like that charming bigot taking over the twit site.
Posted by: Flyover


My father-in-law had a Brahman bull. Mean sob. Sold him.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 02:50 PM (4I0tJ)

420 Merchandising? I still have a stack of Beatles bubblegum cards. But that band did get screwed over on merchandising rights.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 02, 2021 02:50 PM (5HBd1)

421 Some Kate Bush, I'm not gonna link any Liz Phair

https://youtu.be/3NMhpI2-pLU

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 02:50 PM (KZzsI)

422 Waukesha Suspect Says He Feels 'Dehumanized' In First Interview Since Parade Massacre

Clearly, he is the real victim here, not the six people he murdered or the dozens he put into the hospital.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 02:27 PM (KZzsI)

Im not sure he's human, so his feelz are justified.

Posted by: LASue at December 02, 2021 02:50 PM (Ed8Zd)

423 Mind boggling that this old ho is just one broken synapse away from being prez of the former U.S.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 02, 2021 02:50 PM (r5BVk)

424 President Joe Biden's team highly attuned to signs of disloyalty

His sphincter has betrayed him again.

Posted by: Continence Team Biden at December 02, 2021 02:50 PM (oY5A0)

425 Have no idea who Kate Bush or Liz Phair are.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I am in this boat.
Posted by: Sponge

Scoot over you two and make room for a third.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2021 02:50 PM (mD/uy)

426 413 Have no idea who Kate Bush or Liz Phair are.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2021 02:47 PM (poMoX)

Me neither, Fen.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 02, 2021 02:49 PM (Ez6QX)

Here you go:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk-4lXLM34g

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2021 02:50 PM (s2VJv)

427 put psaki with her...they deserve one another.

Posted by: concrete girl at December 02, 2021 02:50 PM (VzZFM)

428 "Out of 9 justices, 3 were appointed by a man who tried to overthrow the US government (& elected via minority). Those 3 will decide whether the US will legalize forcing people to give birth against their will," ____ tweeted Wednesday evening. "Legitimacy requires consent of the governed. They are dismantling it."
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 02, 2021 02:37 PM



You had sex according to your will. Sex leads to pregnancy. Again, your will when agreeing to sex.

You were not forced at any point.


And I'm guessing that tweet was from Bette Midler.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

429 And yeah, Peter Gabriel and Kate Bush
Don't Give Up

https://youtu.be/G8HwWzYxHRw

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 02:51 PM (KZzsI)

430 ==========

Man...it's almost like he was working to advance a narrative that he couldn't prove in real life or something.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 02:43 PM (LvTSG)

Of all the mistakes Jussie made, the biggest one is trying (now) to blame it all on the 2 brothers he hired. (they betrayed him! he claims.) By doing that, Jussie has *forced* them to get on the stand and dish all the dirt they can on him, just to protect themselves.

And so now, at trial, the jury isn't just hearing the Police say what Jussie did. They're seeing the evidence of a conspiracy between 3 people, and 2 of the 3 are on the stand, confessing all and singing like birds about what the 3rd did.

anybody with even the tiniest bit of smarts pleads out when this is gonna be the setup at trial.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2021 02:51 PM (trdmm)

431 Nobody is forcing anybody to give birth against their will. This makes women seem awfully stupid and silly. Uhhh du....uuh I was too fat, too stupid to figure out I was pregnant and then too impoverished, or to without friends to get me the money for an abortion or abortion pill.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2021 02:51 PM (poMoX)

432 If this doesn't convince you vax hesitant, nothing will.

https://bit.ly/3xLZ6Nc

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 02, 2021 02:51 PM (FVME7)

433 I wanna have Stacy and Symone in my hot tub

Posted by: REDACTED
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But where would you sit?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 02, 2021 02:51 PM (iDcra)

434
Here you go:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk-4lXLM34g
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2021 02:50 PM (s2VJv)



She sounds like Alvin and all 3 chipmunks.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

435
The CDC actually managed to repeat the steps of the original SARS-COv2 outbreak, so if you're feeling a bit of deja vu, you should be. Partisans can feel that the CDC is still as equally awful at containing new outbreaks under Biden as they were under Trump.
Posted by: SMOD at December 02, 2021 02:16 PM (RHGPo)

You know what? I really don't give a shit.

Posted by: My name is Jose Jimanez at December 02, 2021 02:52 PM (Fs5vw)

436 324 Guess who tweeted this:
"Out of 9 justices, 3 were appointed by a man who tried to overthrow the US government (& elected via minority). Those 3 will decide whether the US will legalize forcing people to give birth against their will," ____ tweeted Wednesday evening. "Legitimacy requires consent of the governed. They are dismantling it."
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 02, 2021 02:37 PM (ZHVt1)

David French?

Posted by: Inogame X-State Lines at December 02, 2021 02:52 PM (53oGX)

437 President Joe Biden's team highly attuned to signs of disloyalty

You know who else was highly attuned to signs of disloyalty?

No. Not him, the other one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 02, 2021 02:52 PM (csEWM)

438 And yes, I had the Davy Crocket tent, gun, cap and jacket. There's a picture somewhere of me wearing the clothes. It was a big deal.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 02, 2021 02:52 PM (5HBd1)

439 Both Phair and Bush were late 80s/early 90s college radio/alternative music singers. I am biased because of my age but that is my favorite era in music, bar none.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 02:52 PM (KZzsI)

440 386 Kate Bush was discovered by David Gilmour of Pink Floyd. I love her song "Wuthering Heights".

Behold the Cult of Wuthering Heights!

https://tinyurl.com/cct4dk77

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2021 02:52 PM (Bmy3R)

441 In fact, I'd say U.N.C.L.E. was a big watershed in TV show-toy tie-ins.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021
*
Earlier... I remember a Rat Patrol Jeep... The Rifleman Rifle.

Hell, I've got a picture of me and my brother in Davy Crocket hats with Flintlock Rifles...
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021


***
Right! Davy Crockett was just a little before my TV-watching time, but yes, the coonskin caps were big. Zorro, the Disney series, with a Marx figurine of Zorro aboard his black horse. And the TV Rin-Tin-Tin. I just think the toy merchandising machine *really* began to rev with the U.N.C.L.E. and other spy toys.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 02:53 PM (txdEq)

442 dammit, you know, my mom's like full on CNN "just because the vaccines didn't work and you already got covid, be sure to get the booster."

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 02, 2021 02:53 PM (ZZK0E)

443 President Joe Biden's team highly attuned to signs of disloyalty

You know who else was highly attuned to signs of disloyalty?

No. Not him, the other one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


STEINER!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 02:53 PM (4I0tJ)

444 Sugarcubes and Bjork were the same way. So weird but ultimately great stuff. I'm pretty sure Bjork is an elf.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 02:46 PM (KZzsI)
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If you haven't heard Gling Glo, you are doing yourself a disservice.

Posted by: reason at December 02, 2021 02:53 PM (o0WIV)

445 330 The question is why are we so concerned about Kamala's "image" one year into Biden's first term. UNLESSSSS.....she was going to need to sit in the big chair soon. Because President Weekend at Bernies is starting to stink real bad and the febreeze won't be able to cover it up much longer.
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That's mainly it. President placeholder is reaching his expiration date (read that literally or not) and his appointed Strong, Brave, Independent Woman replacement needs to appear competent and aware, at least in public. Kumala isn't holding up her end of the deal. She's clueless, out of touch, and highly nervous that people are seeing through the fraud. (We are, dear, we are.) The Uniparty is becoming painfully aware that they may have to do a double switcheroo. How that is going to happen without causing a Constitutional Crisis, pissing off about 3/4 of the nation, and almost guaranteeing "national unrest" should be interesting viewing!

Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2021 02:53 PM (W+kMI)

446 439 Both Phair and Bush were late 80s/early 90s college radio/alternative music singers. I am biased because of my age but that is my favorite era in music, bar none.
-0--

yeah, as genx we're kind of required to like them. Kind of like how in Wayne's World, boomers or whatever were issued Frampton Comes Alive. Like it just came in the mail. funnny. good joke.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 02, 2021 02:54 PM (ZZK0E)

447 434 She sounds like Alvin and all 3 chipmunks.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)


Oh come on now! Yes, she has a very high range, but the songs are quite alluring.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2021 02:54 PM (s2VJv)

448 You put the lime in the coconut and shake it all about!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 02, 2021 02:54 PM (UHVv4)

449 Fake "comedian" propagandist trevor noah appeals to men to take an interest in abortion: "Do you want to pay child support for 18 years?"

Nice, eh?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2021 02:26 PM (0RHof)
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No - I would like to perform a financial abortion where I state in court I have no desire to financially support the child, since I refuse to accept it as being anything other than a clump of cells at the moment. If momma wants to keep IT, that's HER CHOICE.

Posted by: Black JEM at December 02, 2021 02:54 PM (V6xwG)

450 FDR repealed Prohibition.
I forgave a lot of things due to that.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 02, 2021 02:54 PM (jTmQV)

451 Here you go:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk-4lXLM34g
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2021
*
She sounds like Alvin and all 3 chipmunks.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021


***
Gotta agree with Sponge, here. It sounds like she's parodying girl singers in general. Lovely woman, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 02:55 PM (txdEq)

452 You know the new chancellor of Austria? the one who is going to force vaccines?

He just stepped down.

Posted by: artemis at December 02, 2021 02:55 PM (AwPyG)

453 yeah, as genx we're kind of required to like them. Kind of like how in Wayne's World, boomers or whatever were issued Frampton Comes Alive. Like it just came in the mail. funnny. good joke.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 02, 2021 02:54 PM (ZZK0E)


I'm Gen X and I've never heard of either of them.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 02, 2021 02:55 PM (Ez6QX)

454 Biden's SOTU in 2022 - what the heck can he say that is positive? We have 1000 genders and yay, diversity?

Posted by: IC - #FJB at December 02, 2021 02:55 PM (hV9ir)

455 If Harris and Obama were in the same room, would the narcissism density create a black hole? Would it swallow the universe?

Posted by: Rhetorical Questioner at December 02, 2021 02:55 PM (SmFPm)

456
yeah, as genx we're kind of required to like them. Kind of like how in Wayne's World, boomers or whatever were issued Frampton Comes Alive. Like it just came in the mail. funnny. good joke.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 02, 2021 02:54 PM (ZZK0E)

If you get pulled over in New Jersey, and you don't have any Bon Jovi or Springsteen in the car, they're required to shoot you dead by the side of the road.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2021 02:55 PM (2ABQr)

457
Oh come on now! Yes, she has a very high range, but the songs are quite alluring.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2021 02:54 PM (s2VJv)



I will be honest and say I gave her 2 minutes. After that, I was grabbing anything close in an attempt to jab my eardrums........

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

458 Man...it's almost like he was working to advance a narrative that he couldn't prove in real life or something.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 02:43 PM (LvTSG)

It was a modern-day lynching, said Spartacus and the ho.

Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021 02:55 PM (SH2Zi)

459 450 FDR repealed Prohibition.
I forgave a lot of things due to that.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 02, 2021 02:54 PM (jTmQV)

=========

wut?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 02:55 PM (LvTSG)

460 116...It's where political machines lead.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 02:16 PM (LvTSG)

Mayor Daly Sr's Chicago machine worked.
Well, at least parts, unlike today's trash heap.

Posted by: Flyover at December 02, 2021 02:56 PM (Rbu5d)

461 dammit, you know, my mom's like full on CNN "just because the vaccines didn't work and you already got covid, be sure to get the booster."
Posted by: Tim Riggins


Just because the fire extinguisher doesn't work, be sure to store the gasoline inside next to the fireplace!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 02:56 PM (4I0tJ)

462 Uniparty is becoming painfully aware that they may have to do a double switcheroo. How that is going to happen without causing a Constitutional Crisis,

Nixon pulled it off, but that's not exactly good news for Kamala.

Posted by: t-bird at December 02, 2021 02:56 PM (fSmfa)

463 FDR repealed Prohibition.

Well, he didn't choose to veto it, its not like it was an imperial dictum from on high. Congress passed the law.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 02:56 PM (KZzsI)

464 Guess who tweeted this:
"Out of 9 justices, 3 were appointed by a man who tried to overthrow the US government (& elected via minority). Those 3 will decide whether the US will legalize forcing people to give birth against their will," ____ tweeted Wednesday evening. "Legitimacy requires consent of the governed. They are dismantling it."
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 02, 2021 02:37 PM (ZHVt1)


Some really stupid woman who pretends to be conservative.

Posted by: LASue at December 02, 2021 02:56 PM (Ed8Zd)

465 Biden has terminal dementia. How much longer can these guy live? Once diagnosed with advanced dementia my mother barely lasted a year.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at December 02, 2021 02:56 PM (XqD2r)

466 He just stepped down.
---------------------------------
Did someone Putsch him??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 02, 2021 02:56 PM (UHVv4)

467 Kamala Harris
@KamalaHarris

United States government official
Hanukkah is one of our family' :s favorite holidays, and every year, our family-like so many around the world-gathers to reflect on the lessons of the Hanukkah story.

The power of the people, the belief that, even in despair, there is hope, that even in darkness, there is light

-
I always thought she looked a little Protocols of the Elders of Zion-y.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 02, 2021 02:56 PM (FVME7)

468 @445

People on Gab seem to think that they have to hang on to Joe until the one year mark, or else they'd have to hold a new election instead of just install kamala.

Posted by: artemis at December 02, 2021 02:56 PM (AwPyG)

469 I dunno who Kate and Liz are either.

But I'm not big on popular culture so I don't really care.

Posted by: Just Lily at December 02, 2021 02:56 PM (ooIh0)

470 Got to get out and process leaves while it's still reasonably nice, back on phone, should be willowed soonhere

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2021 02:57 PM (2JoB8)

471 If Harris and Obama were in the same room, would the narcissism density create a black hole? Would it swallow the universe?
Posted by: Rhetorical Questioner

Apropos you used the word "swallow' in reference to both of them.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2021 02:57 PM (mD/uy)

472 450 FDR repealed Prohibition.
I forgave a lot of things due to that.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 02, 2021 02:54 PM (jTmQV)


He did no such thing. It was a constitutional amendment repealing the previous constitutional amendment.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at December 02, 2021 02:57 PM (CYEwl)

473 468 @445

People on Gab seem to think that they have to hang on to Joe until the one year mark, or else they'd have to hold a new election instead of just install kamala.
Posted by: artemis at December 02, 2021 02:56 PM (AwPyG)

==========

wut?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 02:57 PM (LvTSG)

474 I'm Gen X and I've never heard of either of them.

It was a subset of music that a lot of people missed while listening to Wham! and Poison. Tons of college play, not a lot of pop radio coverage.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 02:57 PM (KZzsI)

475

Some really stupid woman who pretends to be conservative.
Posted by: LASue at December 02, 2021 02:56 PM (Ed8Zd)


Ah. Must be Jen Rubin then.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

476 If you get pulled over in New Jersey, and you don't have any Bon Jovi or Springsteen in the car, they're required to shoot you dead by the side of the road.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


If you EVER find my ass in New Jersey, I give you permission to shoot my ass dead. On. The. Spot.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 02:57 PM (4I0tJ)

477 I think she was trying to appeal to 14-year old boys. This was before the internet made skanky sex ubiquitous
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 02, 2021 02:49 PM (ZHVt1)
++++
It was a combination of wanting to get railed by young dudes and convince young girls to go out and get fucked constantly because it's oh so great.

And then came the discombobulated lament that was her self-titled album. That album on its own makes a helluva study. If you want to descend into that mess, here's a binary for you. These three songs are on the same album, and cover sluttiness, the indifference and antipathy toward men following such behavior, and some of the consequences of sluttiness - but with no meaningful self-reflection. The first one is filthy and *not* safe for work.
https://youtu.be/Rjg6fTLw4t4
https://youtu.be/hhivlildnoE
https://youtu.be/Fq0Pb78v76Q

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 02:57 PM (DU+/6)

478 That's mainly it. President placeholder is reaching his expiration date (read that literally or not) and his appointed Strong, Brave, Independent Woman replacement needs to appear competent and aware, at least in public. Kumala isn't holding up her end of the deal. She's clueless, out of touch, and highly nervous that people are seeing through the fraud. (We are, dear, we are.) The Uniparty is becoming painfully aware that they may have to do a double switcheroo. How that is going to happen without causing a Constitutional Crisis, pissing off about 3/4 of the nation, and almost guaranteeing "national unrest" should be interesting viewing!
Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2021 02:53 PM (W+kMI)
==
Heard the dems have pretty much conceded she has no future in politics. Trying to prop up the bootyman as a last gasp effort. But some are suggesting that the dems are going through a much more pronounced civil war - with the less extreme leftists setting up to cut the branch off under the wacko leftists who will get destroyed in 2022 and 2024. I'm not sure who are the Leninists and who are the Trotskyites.

Posted by: Black JEM at December 02, 2021 02:57 PM (V6xwG)

479 "It's me, I'm Kathy, I've come home and I'm - so co-o-o-o-old"

Dammit. Earworm now.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2021 02:57 PM (Bmy3R)

480 403 Have no idea who Kate Bush or Liz Phair are.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2021 02:47 PM (poMoX)

I am in this boat.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)
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Soon to be a full crew.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 02:58 PM (lfdhp)

481 Well...actor.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 02:15 PM (LvTSG)

Some of us-at least- formerly resemble that remark.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2021 02:43 PM (poMoX)
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Way-ull, I'm an actor and musician, and I gotta say the main run of them aren't that bright.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 02, 2021 02:58 PM (AlkyK)

482 He just stepped down.

Posted by: artemis at December 02, 2021 02:55 PM (AwPyG)

Yay! Unfortunately, they'll probably get someone else as crazily authoritarian unless the protests have been bigger than anyone expected.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2021 02:59 PM (poMoX)

483 The Uniparty is becoming painfully aware that they may have to do a double switcheroo. How that is going to happen without causing a Constitutional Crisis, pissing off about 3/4 of the nation, and almost guaranteeing "national unrest" should be interesting viewing!
Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2021 02:53 PM (W+kMI)

My prediction - they see the great big Iceberg dead ahead, and they've just ordered Stay the Course, All Engines Full Power.

Yeah, it'll be fine.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2021 02:59 PM (trdmm)

484
People on Gab seem to think that they have to hang on to Joe until the one year mark, or else they'd have to hold a new election instead of just install kamala.
Posted by: artemis at December 02, 2021 02:56 PM (AwPyG)

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Wut? People on Gab must be completely clueless. Brandon could have died on January 21, and Harris would be sworn in.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2021 02:59 PM (2ABQr)

485 I've always thought Liz Phair was pretty overrated.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 02, 2021 02:59 PM (QU5/8)

486 Daley forestalled the takeover of the dems by the wacko left for a generation.

Posted by: Black JEM at December 02, 2021 02:59 PM (V6xwG)

487 My older siblings all got smaller copper banks of [JFK's] head.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 02, 2021 02:49 PM (8ERmC)
----------

The dark humor parts of me want to joke about how and where the money went in and came out.

Posted by: reason at December 02, 2021 02:59 PM (o0WIV)

488 431 Nobody is forcing anybody to give birth against their will. This makes women seem awfully stupid and silly. Uhhh du....uuh I was too fat, too stupid to figure out I was pregnant and then too impoverished, or to without friends to get me the money for an abortion or abortion pill.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2021 02:51 PM (poMoX)


Women legally do have the means to fully control their reproductive-related health and their reproductive organs, in all fifty states, by using any of several birth control methods.

Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2021 02:59 PM (AMIL/)

489 People on Gab seem to think that they have to hang on to Joe until the one year mark, or else they'd have to hold a new election instead of just install kamala.
-----

Where are they getting that? Harrison died after a month, and they didn't have a re-election.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 02, 2021 02:59 PM (sGnvY)

490 I'm pretty sure the president has absolutely nothing to do with the ratification or repeal of a constitutional amendment--these are purely legislative functions.

Posted by: FriscoYoda at December 02, 2021 03:00 PM (+56GQ)

491 Kumala Harris is a Leftard bimbo who didn't earn her positions of power and influence. She is probably a bad boss because of it, and with the junta lurching along from low point to low point with '22 coming up, the rats are launching the lifeboats.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2021 02:45 PM (W+kMI)

Plus, she's dumb and mean. Her only saving grace might be that she's distantly aware of her many mental shortcomings and that's why she cackles so nervously whenever questioned.

Posted by: LASue at December 02, 2021 03:00 PM (Ed8Zd)

492 Women legally do have the means to fully control their reproductive-related health and their reproductive organs, in all fifty states, by using any of several birth control methods.
Posted by: Gref


*cough Anal cough*

It's free and reusable.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 03:00 PM (4I0tJ)

493 Friend of mine who had an older brother had the Man from UNCLE briefcase. Had the pistol you could attach a stock and barrel extension to and you could " shoot" it while it was in the briefcase as well.Never could pry that away from him in a trade

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2021 03:01 PM (CYnTg)

494 Nobody is forcing anybody to give birth against their will.

Have you consulted Zod? Because that sounds like a very Zod-like scheme. "You will have the baby. Do it. Now."

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 02, 2021 03:01 PM (QU5/8)

495 I've always thought Liz Phair was pretty overrated.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 02, 2021 02:59 PM (QU5/8



Judging by the 1:15 I just spent listening to one song and the fact that people know who she is, I will agree.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

496 Where are they getting that? Harrison died after a month, and they didn't have a re-election.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 02, 2021 02:59 PM (sGnvY)

Difference between death and resignation/25th? I dunno.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 02, 2021 03:01 PM (csEWM)

497 489 People on Gab seem to think that they have to hang on to Joe until the one year mark, or else they'd have to hold a new election instead of just install kamala.
-----

Where are they getting that? Harrison died after a month, and they didn't have a re-election.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 02, 2021 02:59 PM (sGnvY)

Can people be that stupid to not understand the function of the VP and succession? And this is supposed to be conservative people on Gab.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2021 03:01 PM (s2VJv)

498 I always thought she looked a little Protocols of the Elders of Zion-y.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 02, 2021 02:56 PM (FVME7)

I have to admit, the juice really got me this time. Good one. Now how about a warm spell?

Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021 03:01 PM (SH2Zi)

499 Celibacy and waiting until marriage is counter cultural and fights the establishment.

Be a rebel.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 03:01 PM (KZzsI)

500 @489

yeah, not sure what the thinking is. But that's what they're saying--you'd think it would be just the opposite.

Posted by: artemis at December 02, 2021 03:01 PM (AwPyG)

501 Dems are making her the Boogieman.
Plenty of Veeps have floated through a term doing virtually nothing but going to funerals and other such occasions.

She's a foil.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 03:01 PM (lfdhp)

502 497 Can people be that stupid to not understand the function of the VP and succession? And this is supposed to be conservative people on Gab.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2021 03:01 PM (s2VJv)

=========

We have our own dummies.

I mean...I'm here.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 03:02 PM (LvTSG)

503 If you get pulled over in New Jersey, and you don't have any Bon Jovi or Springsteen in the car, they're required to shoot you dead by the side of the road.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


***
I guess I'm okay. I put 3-4 Springsteen songs on my flash drive in the car, for Miss Linda to listen to. (Whenever they come up when I'm alone in the car, I fast-forward past them.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 03:02 PM (txdEq)

504 Remember all that "concern" over the churn in the Trump administration?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2021 03:02 PM (93Ako)

505 *cough Anal cough*

It's free and reusable.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 03:00 PM (4I0tJ)

*polls past girlfriends*

Disagreements with 'free'. Either way.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 02, 2021 03:02 PM (csEWM)

506 >>>Well, he didn't choose to veto

Their is no provision for a Presidential Veto of a Constitutional Amendment. FTR he did encourage congress to look at the issue again.

Posted by: mikethemoose at December 02, 2021 03:02 PM (T/vhV)

507 492 *cough Anal cough*

It's free and reusable.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 03:00 PM (4I0tJ)


"Huh?"

- - Aspirin tablet

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2021 03:02 PM (s2VJv)

508 Have no idea who Kate Bush or Liz Phair are.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Me neither, Fen.
Posted by: Jordan61


British pop star. Big in the late 70s through the 80s. Sex-symbol looks, Alvin-and-the-Chipmunks voice. Much bigger across the pond than here.

Multiple number one songs, writing her own music; the first British woman to do so. Vanished for a decade or so when she had a kid. Her comeback in the 2000s.....wasn't.

Very pro-feminist, but not overly political.

Posted by: mikeski at December 02, 2021 03:02 PM (P1f+c)

509 FDR ran on repeal, Hoover ran on maintaining Prohibition.
Hoover lost.
Facts are stubborn things.
Sometimes bad politicians do the occasional good thing, even if by accident.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 02, 2021 03:02 PM (jTmQV)

510 Dems are making her the Boogieman.
Plenty of Veeps have floated through a term doing virtually nothing but going to funerals and other such occasions.

She's a foil.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021


***
More like Saran Wrap.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 03:02 PM (txdEq)

511 Gab lets anyone post, to their credit. But it doesn't mean what's being posted is worth listening to.

Posted by: Black JEM at December 02, 2021 03:02 PM (V6xwG)

512 Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2021 02:59 PM (AMIL/)

I agree with you, but I was just taking a different tack. Nobody is forcing anyone to carry a baby to term and nobody actually believes that. It's just an idea they sell.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2021 03:02 PM (poMoX)

513
"Huh?"

- - Aspirin tablet
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2021 03:02 PM (s2VJv)



You've heard of butt chugging........

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)

514 Kathy Griffin Admits She Tried To CommitSuicide After Trump Backlash: "I Took About100 Pills"

she can't do anything right

Posted by: SMOD at December 02, 2021 03:03 PM (RHGPo)

515 The country did prohibition to itself and repealed it itself...

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2021 03:03 PM (CYnTg)

516 Have you consulted Zod? Because that sounds like a very Zod-like scheme. "You will have the baby. Do it. Now."
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 02, 2021 03:01 PM


"Have her bathed and brought to my tent. She will bear strong sons. You will do this. You will do this now."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2021 03:03 PM (m+jkK)

517 502 We have our own dummies.

I mean...I'm here.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 03:02 PM (LvTSG)

You're dumb, but you're not stupid.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2021 03:03 PM (s2VJv)

518 She's a foil.
-------------------------
And Joe's a rapier.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 02, 2021 03:03 PM (UHVv4)

519 I thought Hanukkah was when the Jews did annual maintenance on the weather machine?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 03:03 PM (KZzsI)

520 514 What a loser, doesn't she know that if you fail at something you should try and try again?

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2021 03:04 PM (CYnTg)

521 Some really stupid woman who pretends to be conservative.
Posted by: LASue at December 02, 2021 02:56 PM (Ed8Zd)
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Jonah Goldberg.

Posted by: reason at December 02, 2021 03:04 PM (o0WIV)

522 People on Gab seem to think that they have to hang on to Joe until the one year mark, or else they'd have to hold a new election instead of just install kamala.
Posted by: artemis at December 02, 2021 02:56 PM (AwPyG)

==========

wut?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s

It's in the constitutional Mulligan clause.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 02, 2021 03:04 PM (FVME7)

523 Kathy Griffin Admits She Tried To Commit Suicide After Trump Backlash

Liberalism is a mental illness.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2021 03:04 PM (Bmy3R)

524 Friend of mine who had an older brother had the Man from UNCLE briefcase. Had the pistol you could attach a stock and barrel extension to and you could " shoot" it while it was in the briefcase as well.Never could pry that away from him in a trade
Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2021 03:01 PM (CYnTg)
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I had one of those. I believe it was a 007 briefcase, modeled on the case used in FRWL.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 02, 2021 03:04 PM (AlkyK)

525
There are many stupid people.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 03:04 PM (lfdhp)

526 Kumala's position for success has always been on her knees with her mouth open.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2021 03:04 PM (8Q781)

527 525
There are many stupid people.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 03:04 PM (lfdhp)

You ain't just whistlin' Dixie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 02, 2021 03:05 PM (csEWM)

528 Kathy Griffin Admits She Tried To CommitSuicide After Trump Backlash: "I Took About100 Pills"

she can't do anything right
Posted by: SMOD at December 02, 2021 03:03 PM (RHGPo)


The posterchild for #disapointballs

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)

529 450 FDR repealed Prohibition.
I forgave a lot of things due to that.
======
He did no such thing, as Prohibition was repealed by Amendment. However, his campaign did pledge to support repeal. The Republican administrations of the Twenties had been stuck with enforcement of Prohibition; that was a leading cause of the general switch of the urban populations to the Democrats in the '32 election. FDR's administration made good use of the political capital gained by repeal.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2021 03:05 PM (W+kMI)

530 Kathy Griffin Admits She Tried To CommitSuicide After Trump Backlash: "I Took About100 Pills"

"Ok aspirin. Would you believe Pez? Fine, I ate a candy necklace."
--Kathy Griffin

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 03:05 PM (KZzsI)

531 517 502 We have our own dummies.

I mean...I'm here.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 03:02 PM (LvTSG)

You're dumb, but you're not stupid.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2021 03:03 PM (s2VJv)

==========

How did you know that I lost my ability to speak?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 03:05 PM (LvTSG)

532 There are many stupid people.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 03:04 PM (lfdhp)



I'm right here, you know......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)

533 she can't do anything right
Posted by: SMOD at December 02, 2021 03:03 PM (RHGPo)
--------------

They were Altoids.

On the bright side, her farts were Curiously Strong for WEEKS!

Posted by: reason at December 02, 2021 03:05 PM (o0WIV)

534 Friend of mine who had an older brother had the Man from UNCLE briefcase. Had the pistol you could attach a stock and barrel extension to and you could " shoot" it while it was in the briefcase as well. Never could pry that away from him in a trade
Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2021


***
Ideal Corp. had the contract. Their model of the gun itself looked nothing like a Walther P-38, more like the Mauser automatic used very early in the series. Even at age 12 I could see it didn't resemble the guns on the series.

Still had one, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 03:06 PM (txdEq)

535 I would guess we're going to hear something about Griffin.

She's doing a bunch of "sympathy" plays in the media, all of a sudden

Posted by: artemis at December 02, 2021 03:06 PM (AwPyG)

536 Hanukkah's when the Maccabees killed the Greeks.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 03:06 PM (lfdhp)

537 How damn embarrassing, in front of the world, to have a drooling imbecile as POTUS and an actual cocksucking whore as VP.

But hey - no more mean Tweets.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2021 03:06 PM (Bmy3R)

538 522 wut?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s

It's in the constitutional Mulligan clause.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 02, 2021 03:04 PM (FVME7)

==========

That listed before or after the "doesn't apply to guys with last names that rhyme with Dump" clause?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 03:06 PM (LvTSG)

539 Oh come on now! Yes, she has a very high range, but the songs are quite alluring.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2021 02:54 PM (s2VJv)

And no auto-tune.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2021 03:06 PM (P3gRi)

540 You're dumb, but you're not stupid.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2021 03:03 PM (s2VJv)

==========

How did you know that I lost my ability to speak?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 03:05 PM (LvTSG)

That you kept typing instead of talking clued us in.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 02, 2021 03:06 PM (z5Vrg)

541 What a loser, doesn't she know that if you fail at something you should try and try again?
Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2021 03:04 PM (CYnTg)



If at first you don't succeed, keep sucking seed until you do succeed.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

542 508... oopsie, I cut out the line that said I was talking about Kate Bush to meet the Pixy line limit.

Posted by: mikeski at December 02, 2021 03:06 PM (P1f+c)

543 How did you know that I lost my ability to speak?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 03:05 PM (LvTSG)

If you want to really be a Pinball Wizard you have to be like the Wachowski Sisters and not like Bruce Jenner.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 02, 2021 03:06 PM (csEWM)

544 Nood Biden excuses

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 02, 2021 03:06 PM (z5Vrg)

545 nood psaki

Posted by: IC - #FJB at December 02, 2021 03:07 PM (hV9ir)

546 After we were talking about putting rifles in violin cases, I had an ad from a company that makes guitar cases to carry your rifles.

Posted by: artemis at December 02, 2021 03:07 PM (AwPyG)

547 Putting us all in masks again until March. FJB

Posted by: Ziba at December 02, 2021 03:07 PM (S1hrL)

548 How damn embarrassing, in front of the world, to have a drooling imbecile as POTUS and an actual cocksucking whore as VP.

For what its worth, the friends I have from overseas are more sympathetic than mocking.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 03:07 PM (KZzsI)

549
And no auto-tune.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2021 03:06 PM (P3gRi)



I would use the magic time machine to go back and kill the entire bloodline of the fucker that invented that shit.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)

550 515 The country did prohibition to itself and repealed it itself...
Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2021 03:03 PM (CYnTg)

Fed Res Bank created.
Then Depression.

Women's right to vote.
Then Prohibition.

Sometimes ya look at history and go... Huh or Duh?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 03:07 PM (oHd/0)

551 Voice of the woman singing "Wuthering heights" is ghastly.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2021 03:08 PM (poMoX)

552 The easiest way to get constitutionally get rid of Joe Biden is:
1) he resigns
2) impeachment (50% House and 67% Senate)
3) 25th amendment temporary (VP, 50% House and 67% Senate)
4) 25th amendment permanent (VP, 50% House and 75% Senate)

Posted by: SMOD at December 02, 2021 03:08 PM (RHGPo)

553 534 Yes.It had a scope too, forgot to mention.But then Transformers came out with Megatron who was a P38 with the stock and scope and I mostly played with him in gun form

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2021 03:09 PM (CYnTg)

554 509 FDR ran on repeal, Hoover ran on maintaining Prohibition.
Hoover lost.
Facts are stubborn things.
Sometimes bad politicians do the occasional good thing, even if by accident.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 02, 2021 03:02 PM (jTmQV)

I looked back one time at what actually led to the repeal of prohibition - and I think it has a lot of application to marijana legalization. Simply put, the Depression began and by 1931, a lot of States were starting to go broke, their tax revenues were collapsing. They looked at all of this income they could make from legal, taxable alcohol sales and Surprise! By 1933, Prohibition was over.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2021 03:09 PM (trdmm)

555 410 Reading about a pilot on Iwo Jima crying when he found out FDR died and saying" He has been my leader most of my life" that was disturbing and unAmerican

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2021 02:49 PM (CYnTg)

---------

December 8, 1941 newspaper headlines had our current garbage media been around then:

"AIRPLANES BOMB PEARL HARBOR KILLING THOUSANDS WHO GOT IN THE WAY!!!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 02, 2021 03:09 PM (ai0yS)

556 222...So what is the case level to go to Green status? -3%.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 02, 2021 02:27 PM (/U27+)

Supposedly a downtrend of "cases" for two solid weeks.

That won't happen, with all the "GET TESTED NOW!" and "STAY SAFE THIS WINTER!" billboards. Sickening and disgusting.

Posted by: Flyover at December 02, 2021 03:09 PM (Rbu5d)

557 550 Seemed like a good idea at the time?

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2021 03:09 PM (CYnTg)

558 512 Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2021 02:59 PM (AMIL/)

I agree with you, but I was just taking a different tack. Nobody is forcing anyone to carry a baby to term and nobody actually believes that. It's just an idea they sell.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2021 03:02 PM (poMoX)

Abortion provides a "Get out of Jail Free Card" for poor or ill-considered choices. I don't believe there's anything else like it. Make poor or ill-considered choices while driving, while cooking, while using power tools, on the job, in school, with drugs, with gambling, with a zillion things, and there will be or could be very unpleasant consequences.

Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2021 03:10 PM (AMIL/)

559 552 The easiest way to get constitutionally get rid of Joe Biden is:
1) he resigns
2) impeachment (50% House and 67% Senate)
3) 25th amendment temporary (VP, 50% House and 67% Senate)
4) 25th amendment permanent (VP, 50% House and 75% Senate)
Posted by: SMOD at December 02, 2021 03:08 PM (RHGPo)

I can think of another way. Even easier.

Posted by: The Reaper at December 02, 2021 03:10 PM (trdmm)

560 The Republican administrations of the Twenties had been stuck with enforcement of Prohibition; that was a leading cause of the general switch of the urban populations to the Democrats in the '32 election. FDR's administration made good use of the political capital gained by repeal.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2021


***
It was illegal to manufacture, transport, and sell intoxicating liquors, not to drink them at home. So the enforcement was against the suppliers of booze. Unlike today, when ordinary citizens are being threatened daily if we *refuse* to take something into our bodies that we don't think is good for us.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 03:10 PM (txdEq)

561 A redhead in red. Blech.

Posted by: Ziba at December 02, 2021 03:11 PM (S1hrL)

562 Oh there was a prohibition league run by someone and its fall from grace was pretty much behind prohibition's repeal. I'm sure the govt thought making money instead of spending money fighting it made sense too.

Posted by: Black JEM at December 02, 2021 03:11 PM (V6xwG)

563 I would use the magic time machine to go back and kill the entire bloodline of the fucker that invented that shit.

Posted by: Sponge

From what I remember, the guy inventing the device was a mining engineer software type and it was originally used to remove noise from sonic tests of the earth which were used to find oil and gas deposits.

Posted by: whig at December 02, 2021 03:11 PM (9hXN1)

564 If you think about it, our country's slide into the abyss, which began under and by FDR, was accomplished by using all that political capital he gained by supporting repeal of Prohibition. So you can blame non-alcohol drugs all you want for the current state of affairs, but it's really alcohol, not marijuana, cocaine, meth, heroin, etc., that's responsible for where we are.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2021 03:12 PM (KAi1n)

565 I had my doubts about Peter D. at the start, but he is transforming into the Right's version of Sam Donaldson. When they finally get the stick out from the ass of PissHockey, it might look like Peter D.

Posted by: vivi at December 02, 2021 03:14 PM (qj69p)

566 551 Fenelon,
Try the Don't Give Up Link posted above. Kate can really sing and I am not a fan of Wuthering Heights either. To much like Gilbert and Sullivan falsetto.

Posted by: whig at December 02, 2021 03:14 PM (9hXN1)

567 Who said it needs to be done constitutionally? That'll take forever, if ever. We're living in the Middle Ages; let's behave like it.

Posted by: Ziba at December 02, 2021 03:14 PM (S1hrL)

568 555 410 Reading about a pilot on Iwo Jima crying when he found out FDR died and saying" He has been my leader most of my life" that was disturbing and unAmerican

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2021 02:49 PM (CYnTg)

It's hard to put ourselves back in those times; remember that for a 20 year old in 1945, FDR would have been president since they were 7 years old, and he would have grown up listening to FDR talking to him, his parents, and his relatives on the radio almost every night. FDR had built quite a cult of personality, which is why he became our only President for Life.

Posted by: The Reaper at December 02, 2021 03:15 PM (trdmm)

569 While I appreciate the well crafted trolling of Fox's Doocey, in the end Pippi Longpsaki gets to spin and then move on with no opportunity for follow up. If we had real press with real journalists, then they would all pile on in feeding frenzy and Pippi would have to actually do real work.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 02, 2021 03:16 PM (fs1hN)

570 If those 3 justices vote with Alito and Thomas to overturn the 9th Circuit's gun magazine ban I might reconsider whether Trump got played.

Posted by: torabora at December 02, 2021 03:16 PM (U0p6D)

571 478 That's mainly it. President placeholder is reaching his expiration date (read that literally or not) and his appointed Strong, Brave, Independent Woman replacement needs to appear competent and aware, at least in public. Kumala isn't holding up her end of the deal.
==
Heard the dems have pretty much conceded she has no future in politics. Trying to prop up the bootyman as a last gasp effort. But some are suggesting that the dems are going through a much more pronounced civil war -
====
It is a tribute to the personal power and appeal of Donaldus Maximus Yuugus that the alliance to deny him his just and due second term did so in a frenzy of hatred without planning a long-term strategy other than "DUMP TRUMP NOW!!!" well good, he's out, no more mean tweets, the Statists can have free reign. BUT, there was no real strategy for what came next, just a lot of opportunistic moves that promptly failed in the face of reality. The Donk machine types have realized that it's the Peanut all over again, but worse, and their only real allies are the Young Marxists (and not so young ones) sent by Soros, who have their own wrecker agenda and won't be told "no".

Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2021 03:16 PM (W+kMI)

572 564 SFGoth,
Hoover would have lost anyway as did Republicans in the House and Senate because of his feckless behavior in the WH. The Dems had already taken back the House through deaths and replacement elections etc. by 1931.

Prohibition was an issue but NOT the issue in the 32 election.

Posted by: whig at December 02, 2021 03:18 PM (9hXN1)

573 548 How damn embarrassing, in front of the world, to have a drooling imbecile as POTUS and an actual cocksucking whore as VP.

...
A farting gasbag is not embarrassing?

Posted by: Ziba at December 02, 2021 03:20 PM (S1hrL)

574 #568
Harrison Taylor and Harding also all died in office from something other than covid or lead poisoning.

Posted by: torabora at December 02, 2021 03:20 PM (U0p6D)

575 We're living in the Middle Ages; let's behave like it.

Posted by: Ziba

You might want to read a history of Italian City States during the Middle Ages--not so pleasant reading as killing begat more killing along with the general populace suffering horrible depredations from elites at war with each other.

Posted by: whig at December 02, 2021 03:21 PM (9hXN1)

576 Is that cocksucker going to hang condoms from her Christmas tree and cackle about it like that other hag did?

Posted by: torabora at December 02, 2021 03:22 PM (U0p6D)

577 You might want to read a history of Italian City States during the Middle Ages--not so pleasant reading as killing begat more killing along with the general populace suffering horrible depredations from elites at war with each other.
Posted by: whig at December 02, 2021 03:21 PM (9hXN1)

You read some of that, and you realize the modern day mafia are a bunch of pansies compared to their forebears.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2021 03:23 PM (trdmm)

578 Kumala's position for success has always been on her knees with her mouth open.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2021 03:04 PM (8Q781)

Kumala is getting older now. She needs help to get in that position.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 02, 2021 03:24 PM (gECZB)

579 Kamala Harris
@KamalaHarris

United States government official
Hanukkah is one of our family' :s favorite holidays, and every year, our family-like so many around the world-gathers to reflect on the lessons of the Hanukkah story.

=====

DWEIDEL!

Posted by: Kamala! at December 02, 2021 03:25 PM (vted1)

580 Dammit.

Sock change one comment too late.

Posted by: tbodie at December 02, 2021 03:25 PM (gECZB)

581 At this point I would rather have Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Veep.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 02, 2021 03:26 PM (IKy84)

582 560 The Republican administrations of the Twenties had been stuck with enforcement of Prohibition; that was a leading cause of the general switch of the urban populations to the Democrats in the '32 election. FDR's administration made good use of the political capital gained by repeal.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2021
***
It was illegal to manufacture, transport, and sell intoxicating liquors, not to drink them at home. So the enforcement was against the suppliers of booze. Unlike today, when ordinary citizens are being threatened daily if we *refuse* to take something into our bodies that we don't think is good for us.
======
Current-day point taken. However, Prohibition enforcement was subject to all human foibles and prejudices, which meant in the urban areas enforcement came down heavily on immigrant populations and Black communities. The German, Italian and Slavic communities were used to social drinking, and disliked having a traditional benefit taken away by the blue-nosed WASP know-it-alls. The Blacks were as usual the easy targets for arrests and confiscations since they had no political clout. This was also remembered in 1932 by all groups mentioned above.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2021 03:26 PM (W+kMI)

583 The Medicare Advantage commercials have been off the F'ing hook for months now. My God, they must play them several hundred times a day. Namath, Shatner, Theisman, Jimmy Walker, etc. etc. Supposed to end Dec. 7th. I can only pray.
Posted by: Cheri at December 02, 2021 02:20 PM

----------------------------

They'll get dialed back a lot after November 7 but they won't end, because new people age into Medicare all year around.

Posted by: Bigsmith at December 02, 2021 03:26 PM (G/mW5)

584 After December 7 that is

Posted by: Bigsmith at December 02, 2021 03:27 PM (G/mW5)

585 Biden's SOTU in 2022 - what the heck can he say that is positive? We have 1000 genders and yay, diversity?

Posted by: IC - #FJB
===

He'll lie and say he has done a great job and we are far better off than a year ago. And he will lie for the whole speech. Did I mention he will lie the whole time?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 02, 2021 03:27 PM (iDcra)

586 You know the new chancellor of Austria? the one who is going to force vaccines?
He just stepped down.
Posted by: artemis at December 02, 2021 02:55 PM (AwPyG)


Well, there have been enough protesters on the streets of Vienna to pick up the Parliament building and carry it two blocks down the street. I am surprised it took this long.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2021 03:28 PM (ZMraq)

587 Well, the repeal was a constitutional amendment, yes, but there was a Proclamation in Dec. of 1933 announcing the end of Prohibition.
The signature on that is FDR's
Followed by a martini, nice touch.

Posted by: gourmand du jour1 at December 02, 2021 03:29 PM (jTmQV)

588 Babooshka by Kate Bush was better

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2021 03:30 PM (ZMraq)

589 564 If you think about it, our country's slide into the abyss, which began under and by FDR, was accomplished by using all that political capital he gained by supporting repeal of Prohibition. So you can blame non-alcohol drugs all you want for the current state of affairs, but it's really alcohol....that's responsible for where we are.
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It's not alcohol use and abuse that was the cause of the problem, it was the attempt to socially engineer the prohibition of alcohol via moral compulsion leveraging that was the ultimate culprit. And the amendment wasn't really needed, since by 1920 the consumption of hard liquor (the real target of Victorian era activists) had vastly declined, with beer and wine in various levels of alcoholic content being used by polite society. But the various temperance leagues had set their sights on an amendment, and actually managed to get it passed over vociferous opposition. Then it ran into the biggest problem of enforcement, namely, that one can't legally force a person to do the right thing. It's been a century later and that lesson still hasn't sunk in.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2021 03:36 PM (W+kMI)

590 Count me in as a Kate Bush fanatic. My first album of hers was her "madwoman in the attic" masterpiece "The Key". I prefer Weird Kate to her more flighty helium-voiced stuff.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2021 03:44 PM (93Ako)

591 585 Biden's SOTU in 2022 - what the heck can he say that is positive? We have 1000 genders and yay, diversity?

Posted by: IC - #FJB
===

He'll lie and say he has done a great job and we are far better off than a year ago. And he will lie for the whole speech. Did I mention he will lie the whole time?
====
Hell, who says he is even going to deliver it in person to the Congress and other top people? Probably do it remote and recorded again because of Wuhan Flu, yadda yadda yadda and because, again, they dare not trust him to speak live in public longer than 10 minutes. Who knows, he might not even be giving the speech. We might be dealing with Kumala Harris giving the speech instead. Oh, the meme fuel that would be...

Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2021 03:49 PM (W+kMI)

592 She's always known how to position herself for success...
Ankles behind ears.

Posted by: Uncle Jefe at December 02, 2021 03:56 PM (liCvW)

593 No Happy New Year for the Democrats and that's fine with me

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 02, 2021 06:46 PM (wGqjj)

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