Saturday Afternoon Chess thread 12-04-2021

TheJamesMadison should be along later with the movie thread. As always, the chess/dress pr0n thread is an open thread, so there is no such thing as an off-topic comment.

Beginner Problem - White To Play (1479)

Goal: White can force mate in 2 moves
Hint: Remove a defender

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chess pic 20211204 01.jpg

The Longest Game

The above meme refers the 6th game of the FIDE World Chess Championhip Match currently being played in Dubai between the reigning champion Magnus Carlsen (NOR) and challenger Ian Nepomniachtchi (RUS). It was one for the record books:

In terms of moves, the game broke the record of the longest game in world championship history. Before today, it was the 124 moves played in the fifth match game of Korchnoi-Karpov, Baguio City 1978, but with 136 moves, we now have a new longest game.

The game lasted more than 8 hours(!) I can't imagine. You can play through it here:

It is very demoralizing to throw all of your effort and energy into a long, grueling chess game only to lose it in the endgame. I hope Nepo can recover.

Intermediate Problem - Black To Play (1459)

It's only a mate in 3, but you need to find all three of them.

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Advanced Problem - White To Play (1477)

I've found a couple of 2-move mates and one 4-move mate in this position, and you may find others, but what is the longest forced mate you can find?

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Dress Pr0n For the 'Ettes:

Off to Cardiff and the Principality Stadium to watch #Wales 🏉 so a #1960s dress as a tribute to the team in red. Appropriately this 1960s dress by the amazingly named The Vested Gentress is made from a novelty print depicting a duel @GoldsteinMuseum #fashionhistory #CymruAmByth pic.twitter.com/3VgaOS9r5a
— Dr Kate Strasdin (@kateStrasdin) November 20, 2021

Stephen Sondheim, who died 2 days ago at the age of 91, was a titan of musical theater.

But did you know that his father, Herbert Sondheim, was a dress manufacturer? https://t.co/4AJjWX246C (1951 photo by Avedon of C.Z. Guest wearing a beautiful Herbert Sondheim dress.) pic.twitter.com/4buxmv6wLh
— Vtg Fashion Guild (@TheVFG) November 28, 2021

#HappyThanksgivingEve! Today’s #ootd is this 1965 Balenciaga ensemble. It’s a simple but elegantly constructed white silk strapless dress that is elevated by an incredible green sheer beaded top. I adore the red little crystals that look like little cranberries! #fashionhistory pic.twitter.com/AsWPz3UK94
— Lauren Deutsch (@LaurenCDeutsch) November 25, 2021

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"Happy, well-adjusted families strike fear in the hearts of Democrats."

Bonus Purse Pr0n:

Have you watched House of Gucci yet?

Gucci introduced its first bamboo handle bag in 1947, and variations on the style have been appearing ever since.

Gucci bag, black patent leather, brown bamboo, and brass, c. 1975, Italy, gift of Dorothy Small @gucci pic.twitter.com/4uNyfCx8HH
— Museum at FIT (@museumatFIT) November 29, 2021

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Problem Solutions

Beginner Problem - White To Play

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1.Rxg8+!

Removes the only defender of the pawn on h6

1...Rxg8
2.Qxh6#

Or, if 1...Kh7 then 2.R6g7#

Intermediate Problem - Black To Play

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Here are the three mate-in-3 lines:

Line 1: 1...Bg2+ 2.Kg1 Re1+ 3.Rf1 Rxf1#

Line 2: 1...Bg2+ 2.Rxg2 Qf3+ 3.Rf2 Qh1#

Line 3: 1...Bg2+ 2.Rxg2 Qf3+ 3.Kg1 Re1#

Advanced Problem - White To Play

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1.Qxd7+! Bxd7

Pretty much forced. The other options lose immediately:

1...Kg8 2.Qxe8#
1...Kxf6 2.Qe7#

2. Rxd7+ Kxf6

Again, the capture is forced: 2...Kg8 3.f7+ Kg7 4.f8=Q#

3.Bd4+ e5
4.Nd5+ Ke6
5.Re7+ Kd6
6.fxe5#

Hope to see you next week!

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Note: that cryptic line of letters and numbers you see underneath each board diagram is a representation of the position in what is known as "Forsyth-Edwards Notation", or F.E.N. It's actually readable by humans. Most computer applications nowadays can read FEN, so those of you who may want to study the position, you can copy the line of FEN and paste into your chess app and it should automatically recreate the position on its display board. Or, Windows users can just "triple click" on it and the entire line will be highlighted so you can copy and paste it into your chess app.

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So that about wraps it up for this week. Chess thread tips, suggestions, bribes, rumors, threats, and insults may be sent to my yahoo address: OregonMuse little-a-in-a-circle yahoo dott com.

Posted by: OregonMuse at 05:33 PM

Comments

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1 Yay, Chest thread.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 04, 2021 05:33 PM (ju2Fy)

2 Cuomo has been fired from CNN

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 04, 2021 05:34 PM (mkI/3)

3 I miss Kaylee

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2021 05:34 PM (2JoB8)

4 Nooded.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 04, 2021 05:34 PM (ju2Fy)

5 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 04, 2021 05:34 PM (arJlL)

6 I think the Korean lass could ease up on the clown make-up.

In other news:

@BNONews 19m

BREAKING: CNN says Chris Cuomo has been fired

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 04, 2021 05:35 PM (1t5dY)

7 Chess girl seems happy to see me.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 04, 2021 05:35 PM (VxC1e)

8 Chest Thread

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 04, 2021 05:35 PM (yrol0)

9 Wonder if she ever taken a bat to the bleachers?

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 04, 2021 05:36 PM (yrol0)

10 BREAKING: CNN says Chris Cuomo has been fired

Heh. The potato's path is now cleared to the Big Chair.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 04, 2021 05:37 PM (VxC1e)

11 It's not a great picture, but the gal at the top looks like she could use some dental work

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2021 05:37 PM (Irn0L)

12 She knows exactly where we're looking.

Posted by: dartist at December 04, 2021 05:38 PM (+ya+t)

13 Got the Intermediate. All options off the obvious 1st move check. Will post solution in a few.

For advanced, is the problem to determine how many moves Black can hold out?

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at December 04, 2021 05:38 PM (9BID/)

14 It's not a great picture, but the gal at the top looks like she could use some dental work
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2021 05:37 PM (Irn0L)

You obviously missed the cleavage.

Oh wait. Dentist.

Carry on then.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 04, 2021 05:38 PM (VxC1e)

15 It's not a great picture, but the gal at the top looks like she could use some dental work
Posted by: Nevergiveup

And a motorboat.

Posted by: JT at December 04, 2021 05:38 PM (arJlL)

16 "Cuomo has been fired from CNN"

Did they row him out to the middle of the lake?
(Stolen, but too good not to steal)

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 04, 2021 05:39 PM (ZHVt1)

17 BREAKING: CNN says Chris Cuomo has been fired

So much for Ace's theory that the suspension is to stymie MSNBC's effort to sign Cuomo.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at December 04, 2021 05:39 PM (+LCoQ)

18 For advanced, is the problem to determine how many moves Black can hold out?
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at December 04, 2021 05:38 PM (9BID/)

This is a perfect example of why the police should be defunded.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 04, 2021 05:39 PM (VxC1e)

19 Fucktard degenerate Cuomo will just pop up somewhere else. These people are pigs.

Now to enjoy Saturday evening.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 04, 2021 05:41 PM (pv5DC)

20 Are the Korean fembots twins or did they photoshop in a second image of her?

Posted by: fluffy at December 04, 2021 05:41 PM (UnQlg)

21 It's not a great picture, but the gal at the top looks like she could use some dental work

When all you have is a dental pick...

Posted by: Reuben Hick at December 04, 2021 05:41 PM (+LCoQ)

22 The redhead lady in the blue/green dress looks .... elegant.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 04, 2021 05:41 PM (ZHVt1)

23 Are the Korean fembots twins or did they photoshop in a second image of her?

At this point, the CGI looks more realistic than the model.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at December 04, 2021 05:41 PM (+LCoQ)

24 Unfortunately, Fiona bears a striking resemblance to Kumala.

Posted by: TNDeplorable at December 04, 2021 05:43 PM (M2AG+)

25 My eyes are up here.

Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at December 04, 2021 05:43 PM (rDgjh)

26 TD 'Bama. 24-17 Bama.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 04, 2021 05:43 PM (ju2Fy)

27 For advanced, is the problem to determine how many moves Black can hold out?

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at December 04, 2021 05:38 PM (9BID/)

Right. Black plays best defense.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 04, 2021 05:44 PM (Cv/xf)

28 I see no charming and colorful examples of females in their native dress today. Why is that?

Here's a dirndl to compensate

https://tinyurl.com/yckma49m

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 04, 2021 05:44 PM (VxC1e)

29
Sorry to be OT by XiNN confirms it has actually FIRED Fredo.

Off to MSLSD he goes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2021 05:44 PM (s2VJv)

30 20 Are the Korean fembots twins or did they photoshop in a second image of her?

Posted by: fluffy at December 04, 2021 05:41 PM (UnQlg)

The latter, I believe. To show you different colors of the same dress.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 04, 2021 05:45 PM (Cv/xf)

31 ROLL FUCKING TIDE.

24-17 26 seconds left in thalf.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at December 04, 2021 05:45 PM (yQpMk)

32
"Cuomo has been fired from CNN"

Did they row him out to the middle of the lake?

Is he going to to toobin?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2021 05:46 PM (63Dwl)

33 28 I see no charming and colorful examples of females in their native dress today. Why is that?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 04, 2021 05:44 PM (VxC1e)

Kayleigh.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 04, 2021 05:46 PM (Cv/xf)

34 twitter.com/WallingfordSign
(this is a Chevron in Seattle putting up daily funny signs)

"Astronauts use Linux because you can't open Windows in space"

Posted by: Wallingford Signs at December 04, 2021 05:46 PM (n/x6m)

35 My guess is if your a just starting out dentist Luxembourg is a quick set up.

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2021 05:47 PM (2JoB8)

36 Fucktard degenerate Cuomo will just pop up somewhere else. These people are pigs.

Talking head on Fox News Sunday, just to troll us.

Posted by: Methos at December 04, 2021 05:47 PM (kOpft)

37 And Georgia starts to seize around the neck...

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 04, 2021 05:47 PM (pv5DC)

38 Got the easy Intermediate but getting something different with 3 pieces is harder

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2021 05:48 PM (2JoB8)

39 Fredo is mourte

Posted by: Auspex at December 04, 2021 05:48 PM (Xo3T0)

40 Wow. Two Cuomo brothers gone in the space of a few months. Now I fear for what will happen to the Tappan Zee Bridge.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 04, 2021 05:49 PM (VxC1e)

41 Irony is that Chris "Fredo" Cuomo is smather than Andy, but Andy got more of the mother's mafia genes.

Around here we'd be quite pleased if the Governor Mario M. Cuomo Bridge reverted to the Tappan Zee Bridge. Andy got the name changed in the middle of the night.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 04, 2021 05:50 PM (ZHVt1)

42 I hope that isn't our usual Korean lady model, shame if she had a few too many plastic surgeries and ruined herself.

Sad for this girl as well, but I'd rather gotten charmed by the usual girl.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 04, 2021 05:50 PM (eoQWY)

43 Watching the Ga/Ala game recorded so I'm behind the scores. But going into commercial break did notice a person in the stands wearing a "Biden Sucks, Kamala Swallows" t-shirt.

Not gonna see that in the Ivy League, huh?

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at December 04, 2021 05:51 PM (fTtFy)

44 I like Melania's dress. Sexy and simple

Posted by: IC - Joe Biden has shit for brains at December 04, 2021 05:51 PM (Nyumu)

45 Chess Thread Holy Guacamole!

I never met anyone from Luxemborg. Chess hottie seems nice, I will have to expand my horizons. They may need an infusion of my DNA.

Oh look, manhattan time! One cherry only please.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 04, 2021 05:51 PM (R/m4+)

46 Sigh, chess, beautiful women...

Posted by: Some Rat at December 04, 2021 05:51 PM (r1z5A)

47 19 Fucktard degenerate Cuomo will just pop up somewhere else. These people are pigs.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 04, 2021 05:41 PM (pv5DC)

Yes, but it won't be as high-profile. Look what happened to Dan Rather, Katie Couric, and Keith Olbermann. Downward spiraling career arcs, all of them.

Also, do you remember Martin Bashir? MSNBC loudmouth who went on an insane rant two three years ago about forcing Sarah Palin to eat shit (literally). Which was apparently too much even for MSNBC, so they gave him the heave-ho. Haven't heard from him since.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 04, 2021 05:52 PM (Cv/xf)

48 Fredo will go the private production company route, I think. He can sell his crap to anyone willing to buy it, or who knows he knows about their trips to Epstein Island.

He may do the talking head route but that'd be until the cash changes hands at the truckstop.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at December 04, 2021 05:52 PM (7rP4D)

49 22 The redhead lady in the blue/green dress looks .... elegant.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 04, 2021 05:41 PM (ZHVt1)

++++

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suzy_Parker

Posted by: No Name Today at December 04, 2021 05:52 PM (vlXMQ)

50 Is red haired model in blue suit Suzy Parker?

Posted by: iamfelix at December 04, 2021 05:53 PM (KY+I0)

51 >>>I miss Kaylee
Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2021 05:34 PM (2JoB

=====

Yes, even my formerly apolitical wife had a girl crush on kaylee. Who can blame her.

Posted by: Turn two at December 04, 2021 05:53 PM (V//6K)

52 Who is the lady with Melania?

Posted by: Infidel at December 04, 2021 05:53 PM (qpolg)

53 42 I hope that isn't our usual Korean lady model

Posted by: Oldcat at December 04, 2021 05:50 PM (eoQWY)

I don't believe it is.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 04, 2021 05:53 PM (Cv/xf)

54 50 Is red haired model in blue suit Suzy Parker?

Posted by: iamfelix at December 04, 2021 05:53 PM (KY+I0)

Yes!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 04, 2021 05:54 PM (Cv/xf)

55 He may do the talking head route but that'd be until the cash changes hands at the truckstop.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at December 04, 2021 05:52 PM (7rP4D)

$3, please.

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at December 04, 2021 05:54 PM (pv5DC)

56 Around here we'd be quite pleased if the Governor Mario M. Cuomo Bridge reverted to the Tappan Zee Bridge.

I just discovered this very day that there is a stretch of the 134 freeway in L.A. County that is referred to on Google Maps as the "Barack Obama Highway."

It's the Historic First black section of freeway in the county. I only hope this takes nothing away from the two-mile stretch of Sunset that they named Martin Luther King Boulevard many years ago.

The things you learn.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 04, 2021 05:54 PM (VxC1e)

57 The Sondheim dress is lovely.

Posted by: Infidel at December 04, 2021 05:55 PM (qpolg)

58 Any more Cuomo's to depose?

Posted by: Coquettish Haberdasher at December 04, 2021 05:56 PM (buTO7)

59 50. Yes it is

Posted by: CN at December 04, 2021 05:56 PM (ONvIw)

60 Whoopsie-doodle~!

@RWMaloneMD 3h

120 children hospitalized, (Vietnam) province suspends Pfizer vaccine batch
By Le Hoang December 2, 2021

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 04, 2021 05:57 PM (1t5dY)

61 Yes, but it won't be as high-profile. Look what happened to Dan Rather, Katie Couric, and Keith Olbermann. Downward spiraling career arcs, all of them.

Didn't some third rate college just toss a bullshit award to Dan Rather recently? How the mighty have fallen.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 04, 2021 05:57 PM (VxC1e)

62 7 Chess girl seems happy to see me.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 04, 2021 05:35 PM (VxC1e)

++++

Perhaps. But you seem to be disturbing that baby girl.

Posted by: No Name Today at December 04, 2021 05:57 PM (vlXMQ)

63 The double picture of the Korean model is weird. Especially since she has the exact same expression in both instances.

Unless she has a twin sister, that is.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 04, 2021 05:57 PM (OU+8W)

64 "Who is the lady with Melania?"

Her mother maybe?

Posted by: Tuna at December 04, 2021 05:58 PM (gLRfa)

65 Try it this way, Inch High Guy's Women Warriors of the World
Lots of cuties
https://tinyurl.com/2p8cju8w

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2021 05:58 PM (2JoB8)

66 Who is the lady with Melania?
Posted by: Infidel at December 04, 2021 05:53 PM (qpolg)

That's no lady, that's my wife.

Posted by: Henny Youngman at December 04, 2021 05:58 PM (VxC1e)

67 I like chess babe
I've never met her and never will but I like her.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 04, 2021 05:58 PM (eGTCV)

68 The girl in the orange tulle looks sickly

Posted by: CN at December 04, 2021 05:58 PM (ONvIw)

69
History time.

True or False?

In the 80's, President Reagan imposed tariffs on Japanese imports, thus revitalizing manufacturers such as Harley Davidson.

Then, to celebrate, Harley-Davidson launched its "FATBOY" model motorcycle, which derives its name from the WWII atomic bombs, "Fatman" and "Little Boy."

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 04, 2021 05:58 PM (EWxxC)

70 >>> 60 Whoopsie-doodle~!

@RWMaloneMD 3h

120 children hospitalized, (Vietnam) province suspends Pfizer vaccine batch
By Le Hoang December 2, 2021
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 04, 2021 05:57 PM (1t5dY)

Anyone who criticizes the vaccine should be in jail! Where is that Garland fellow...

Posted by: Pfizer CEO at December 04, 2021 05:59 PM (llON8)

71 Both Cuomo's are gone because of NYAG Leticia James. She delivered detailed dirt to CNN that they couldn't ignore.

Love the D on D internecine warfare, but Leticia could be NY's next governor. If so, we'll wish we had Andy back.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 04, 2021 05:59 PM (ZHVt1)

72 Lovely, lovely dresses tonight. The purse was a nice bonus.

Posted by: Tuna at December 04, 2021 05:59 PM (gLRfa)

73 Thinking Korean woman is a Stepford Wife

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2021 05:59 PM (2JoB8)

74 Getting canned by CNN for being too sleazy is quite a thing to put on our resume.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2021 05:59 PM (ZLI7S)

75 You see the difference in old Euro culture. In my country, a distinguished international master like that would have a skilled Naval dentistry officer assigned to her case, just to make sure everything about her was perfect. And I assure you, her perfection would be checked out very thoroughly.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 04, 2021 06:00 PM (zMFmR)

76 Blonde lady in peach-colored dress has nice hind paws.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 04, 2021 06:00 PM (c6xtn)

77 Kate should wear red more often.

Posted by: CN at December 04, 2021 06:00 PM (ONvIw)

78 Thinking Korean woman is a Stepford Wife
Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2021 05:59 PM (2JoB

And there's obviously more than one trim model available.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 04, 2021 06:01 PM (VxC1e)

79 The purse was a nice bonus.
Posted by: Tuna

Soon to be at a yard sale in Compton.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 04, 2021 06:01 PM (r1z5A)

80 Willowed: Non tunica, non calcei, nullum servitium
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 04, 2021

***
No shirt, no shoes, no service

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 04, 2021 06:01 PM (c6xtn)

81 Different faces a little, but same body mold to make them all

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2021 06:02 PM (2JoB8)

82 I will get on the chess problems after I get back from two hours of carefully crafting my marriage proposal to the Luxembabe. Or something like that.

Posted by: JEM at December 04, 2021 06:02 PM (8erNz)

83 I went to Luxemburg once but I couldn't find a parking space. Had to park in Belgium.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 04, 2021 06:03 PM (VxC1e)

84 yah, a Chess Thread Girl who doesn't seem to be trying to do the HypnoToad thing ... how'd that happn ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (ahosz) at December 04, 2021 06:03 PM (03BbD)

85 It's going to take foreign countries to bring out the Fake Vax medical problems

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2021 06:04 PM (2JoB8)

86 Spent the day celebrating Hanukkah with family. Everything was fun and kids enjoyed their loot and gelt.

Posted by: CN at December 04, 2021 06:05 PM (ONvIw)

87
I like Melania's dress. Sexy and simple

Posted by: IC - Joe Biden has shit for brains at December 04, 2021 05:51 PM

I believe OregonMuse is a Pixy derived bot that displays photo's in a certain pre-determined order; Asian is 2nd, and Melania is always toward the end.

Have you ever heard IRL OM start a sentence without, "Good day, mate."?

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 04, 2021 06:06 PM (dQvv7)

88 83 I went to Luxemburg once but I couldn't find a parking space. Had to park in Belgium.
Posted by: Cicero

Yeah, it's kinda like that. It's basically a truck stop between France and Germany.

Posted by: JEM at December 04, 2021 06:06 PM (8erNz)

89 I was very slow on beginner today. I only found 2 solutions for intermediate. I can't see any 2-move forced mates for advanced ... did you mean unforced?

I will continue to work on the problems ... and I will scroll up to look for honey badger enlightenment.

Posted by: The Barrel at December 04, 2021 06:07 PM (nLrWw)

90 Fiona is a dangerous woman.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2021 06:07 PM (FFsBN)

91
Also, do you remember Martin Bashir? MSNBC loudmouth who went on an insane rant two three years ago about forcing Sarah Palin to eat shit (literally). Which was apparently too much even for MSNBC, so they gave him the heave-ho. Haven't heard from him since.
Posted by: OregonMuse

He was transferred to Deep Space Nine.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2021 06:07 PM (63Dwl)

92 Ok, who's with Kayleigh? Parents, sister, and her baby?

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 04, 2021 06:07 PM (ju2Fy)

93 one thing that you don't find in all the stores this time of year out here in cows&corn country is the littl bags of Hannukah Gelt.
maybe nex time i'm in LaCrosse ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (ahosz) at December 04, 2021 06:08 PM (03BbD)

94 Yeah, it's kinda like that. It's basically a truck stop between France and Germany.
Posted by: JEM

I'm pretty sure there are southwestern US ranches larger than Luxembourg, and even more certain there are Australian sheep stations larger.

Posted by: JEM at December 04, 2021 06:09 PM (8erNz)

95 Moving sucks. However, this time next week I'll be in Missouri, never to set foot in Illinois again. So I'm willing to endure the pain.

Fuck you, Illinois.

Clap Clap. ClapClapClap

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 04, 2021 06:12 PM (kTF2Z)

96 "85 It's going to take foreign countries to bring out the Fake Vax medical problems

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2021 06:04 PM (2JoB

"

I read somewhere that a couple of countries in Africa are refusing their free shipments of "vaccine" ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (ahosz) at December 04, 2021 06:12 PM (03BbD)

97 Is that Berzerker up on top ?

Posted by: chango butt at December 04, 2021 06:13 PM (oSX/P)

98 Spent the day celebrating Hanukkah with family. Everything was fun and kids enjoyed their loot and gelt.
Posted by: CN

Nice !

Posted by: JT at December 04, 2021 06:13 PM (arJlL)

99 Congratulations, Duke !

clapclapclapclap !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (ahosz) at December 04, 2021 06:13 PM (03BbD)

100 Ok, who's with Kayleigh? Parents, sister, and her baby?
Posted by: olddog in mo at December 04, 2021 06:07 PM (ju2Fy)
**********
Yes. She has posted pictures of them on FB.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 04, 2021 06:14 PM (NpAcC)

101 Where in MO you moving to, Duke?

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 04, 2021 06:14 PM (ju2Fy)

102 89 I was very slow on beginner today. I only found 2 solutions for intermediate. I can't see any 2-move forced mates for advanced ... did you mean unforced?

Posted by: The Barrel at December 04, 2021 06:07 PM (nLrWw)

Yes, sorry I wasn't clear. The shorter mates are based on sub-optimal defense.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 04, 2021 06:15 PM (Cv/xf)

103 101 Where in MO you moving to, Duke?
Posted by: olddog in mo at December 04, 2021 06:14 PM (ju2Fy)

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Yeah. Have an address yet?

Posted by: Bob at the NSA at December 04, 2021 06:15 PM (VxC1e)

104 yah, a Chess Thread Girl who doesn't seem to be trying to do the HypnoToad thing ... how'd that happn ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (ahosz)

She's doing the Hypno - Hooters

Posted by: JT at December 04, 2021 06:15 PM (arJlL)

105 Congratulations Duke!
Calls for a cigar and good bourbon.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at December 04, 2021 06:15 PM (7rP4D)

106 Posted by: olddog in mo at December 04, 2021 06:14 PM (ju2Fy)

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About N hour or so southeast of KC.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 04, 2021 06:15 PM (kTF2Z)

107 TD 'Bama.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 04, 2021 06:16 PM (ju2Fy)

108 TD BAMA!!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at December 04, 2021 06:17 PM (yQpMk)

109 Posted by: Bob at the NSA at December 04, 2021 06:15 PM (VxC1e)

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Did I say MO? I meant MA. Love those blue shithole err I mean wonderful states.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 04, 2021 06:17 PM (kTF2Z)

110 I believe OregonMuse is a Pixy derived bot that displays photo's in a certain pre-determined order; Asian is 2nd, and Melania is always toward the end.

Have you ever heard IRL OM start a sentence without, "Good day, mate."?
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 04, 2021 06:06 PM (dQvv7)

Heh. I'm no 'bot, but I am a creature of habit. My threads are all very formulaic. And what you said is a pretty fair description of my usual photo order.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 04, 2021 06:17 PM (Cv/xf)

111 I wonder if J.Crew makes a messenger bag with a nice bamboo handle.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 04, 2021 06:17 PM (VxC1e)

112 An hour. Stupid fat fingers. Can't even blame it on booze. Yet.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 04, 2021 06:18 PM (kTF2Z)

113 An hour. Stupid fat fingers. Can't even blame it on booze. Yet.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 04, 2021 06:18 PM (kTF2Z)

I'm typing with one eye and fingr.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at December 04, 2021 06:19 PM (yQpMk)

114 I really like that bag. I love vintage purses.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 04, 2021 06:19 PM (9mPbX)

115 Kaleigh, her sister, and her mom are all openly Christian. They all wear crosses...

Posted by: lin-duh at December 04, 2021 06:19 PM (UUBmN)

116 " I was safer, and had more money, (selling) on the street, illegally."

Sayeth the owner of a San Fran pot store that keeps getting robbed."

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 04, 2021 06:19 PM (ZHVt1)

117 Moving sucks. However, this time next week I'll be in Missouri, never to set foot in Illinois again. So I'm willing to endure the pain.

Fuck you, Illinois.
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Good to see someone get out of this shithole state, congrats Duke!

Posted by: dartist at December 04, 2021 06:20 PM (+ya+t)

118 31-17 Bama

Testosterones rising.. Starting to believe.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at December 04, 2021 06:20 PM (yQpMk)

119 The Saturday restaurant crowd in Houston is back to pre Covid levels. Meaning a pain in the ass. Houston has to be the dine out capital of the world. And I'm part of the problem.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 04, 2021 06:20 PM (QqY+m)

120 77 Kate should wear red more often.

Posted by: CN at December 04, 2021 06:00 PM (ONvIw)

I think so, too.

There are some very good photos of Kate I will not post because she's wearing a covid compliance mask. And I refuse to post photos of anyone wearing those, unless it's for the sake of mockery.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 04, 2021 06:20 PM (Cv/xf)

121 115 Kaleigh, her sister, and her mom are all openly Christian. They all wear crosses...

Posted by: lin-duh at December 04, 2021 06:19 PM (UUBmN)

Another reason for progs to hate them.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 04, 2021 06:21 PM (Cv/xf)

122 Really like that top red dress despite the cartoony design.

Would be a real knockout on a gal with the right figure.

Perhaps OM's Korean Krush.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 04, 2021 06:21 PM (5NkmN)

123 Oh, and the final fuck you from Illinois was a letter saying that they were entitled to income tax on income I earned in Tennessee. Pay us $20K or we'll slap a lien on your house and you'll never leave. So I paid it. Hope they fucking choke on it. Fucking whoresons.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 04, 2021 06:22 PM (kTF2Z)

124
" I was safer, and had more money, (selling) on the street, illegally."

Sayeth the owner of a San Fran pot store that keeps getting robbed."

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 04, 2021 06:19 PM

Why would someone steal money from a pot store?

Posted by: Willie Sutton at December 04, 2021 06:23 PM (dQvv7)

125 damn. Stats from games against Vanderbilt and Ga. Tech shouldn't be counted.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at December 04, 2021 06:23 PM (b+v9B)

126 Also, the term whoreson isn't used enough.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 04, 2021 06:24 PM (kTF2Z)

127 Click on that photo of the Gucci purse and scroll down. There's a couple of fascinating photos of John Singer Sargent painting a portrait of a mother and daughter.

Posted by: Tuna at December 04, 2021 06:24 PM (gLRfa)

128 Good thing this isn't Australia Duke. Feds would be dragging you back to Illinois by your feet. That there is nightmare material.

Posted by: dartist at December 04, 2021 06:24 PM (+ya+t)

129 This just occurred to me...why don't mask mandates apply to on-camera anchors and guests in TV studios?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 04, 2021 06:24 PM (PiwSw)

130 I don't like stores that don't accept cash as it's legal tender but the pot stores should be a no cash operation. Then the robbers will just steal the pot.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 04, 2021 06:25 PM (QqY+m)

131 "I just discovered this very day that there is a stretch of the 134 freeway in L.A. County that is referred to on Google Maps as the "Barack Obama Highway."
*************
Scranton Pa renamed one of its highways the President Biden expressway. It's not very long and the speed limit is 35mph. It's basically the off ramp from I-81 into the city center. As soon as the signs went up somebody spray painted F___ Joe Biden, which the city immediately removed.

Posted by: Cosda at December 04, 2021 06:26 PM (+g60o)

132 Intermediate:

1. .... Bg2+ 2. Kg1 Re1+ 3. Rf1 RxR#
1. .... Bg2+ 2. RxB Qf3+ 3. Rf2 Qh8#
1. .... Bg2+ 2. RxB Qf3+ 3. Kg1 Re1#

Still working on Advanced

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at December 04, 2021 06:26 PM (9BID/)

133 Moved from IL to TN seven years ago this month. Best thing I ever did. Seems like another lifetime.

Posted by: TNDeplorable at December 04, 2021 06:26 PM (M2AG+)

134 Dad moved us out of IL to MO in '68. Race stuff was getting bad in our hometown. Rev. Jackson and Angela Davis stirring up shite in our little burg.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 04, 2021 06:26 PM (ju2Fy)

135 sedalia is nice this time of year

Posted by: chango butt at December 04, 2021 06:27 PM (oSX/P)

136 " ... And I refuse to post photos of anyone wearing those, unless it's for the sake of mockery.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 04, 2021 06:20 PM (Cv/xf) "

For which I (among others, no doubt !) am profoundly grateful !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (ahosz) at December 04, 2021 06:27 PM (03BbD)

137 She blinded me with cleavage.

Posted by: DolbyX at December 04, 2021 06:28 PM (Tnijr)

138 that there is some Ohio St. fuckwitery

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at December 04, 2021 06:28 PM (b+v9B)

139 Chess girl looks like she might bite.

Posted by: Javems at December 04, 2021 06:28 PM (S7vMe)

140 So Fredo is officially fired by CNN for basically doing what CNN always does... run ops for the democraps

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 04, 2021 06:28 PM (h1jJh)

141 Rectification of Nics ....

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (03BbD) at December 04, 2021 06:29 PM (03BbD)

142 Glad I moved from NY to Texas 25 years ago. I did love the areas outside of NYC though.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 04, 2021 06:29 PM (QqY+m)

143 Kate always looks fresh.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2021 06:31 PM (FFsBN)

144 Can you imagine some teenage farmgirl in rural Nebraska seeing that Sondheim dress/model in some magazine photo? Must have seemed like they lived in a whole different world.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 04, 2021 06:31 PM (4thlk)

145 ... 'cuz I, these days, absent great age or obvious infirmity, regard the wearing as a badge of Party Loyalty ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (03BbD) at December 04, 2021 06:33 PM (03BbD)

146 INT Bama.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 04, 2021 06:33 PM (kTF2Z)

147 Did...did you clone your favorite model?

Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2021 06:33 PM (PQ4Fz)

148 Just a side note, where outside NYC? I lived 25 years in Putnam by Fahnstock.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at December 04, 2021 06:34 PM (b+v9B)

149 She may be a WIM, but she's no One Eyed Fiona....

Posted by: Lyle Lovett at December 04, 2021 06:34 PM (jvt6t)

150 In Illinois you have to have a FOID card just to buy ammo. Missouri is a constitutional carry state. I'm happy about that.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 04, 2021 06:35 PM (kTF2Z)

151 Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at December 04, 2021 06:26 PM (9BID/)

Nice.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 04, 2021 06:35 PM (Cv/xf)

152 >>Click on that photo of the Gucci purse and scroll down. There's a couple of fascinating photos of John Singer Sargent painting a portrait of a mother and daughter.

That painting is the Mass Museum of Fine Arts. Really beautiful but I like Sargent's paintings so I'm biased.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2021 06:35 PM (ZLI7S)

153 143 Kate always looks fresh.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2021 06:31 PM (FFsBN)

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Sounds like a lead in to a Summer's Eve commercial.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 04, 2021 06:36 PM (CAJOC)

154 t's not a great picture, but the gal at the top looks like she could use some dental work
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2021 05:37 PM (Irn0L)

Maybe cut down a bit on the Double Luxenburgers with Cheese and a side of fries, as well.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 04, 2021 06:36 PM (5NkmN)

155
Good thing this isn't Australia Duke. Feds would be dragging you back to Illinois by your feet. That there is nightmare material.
Posted by: dartist

They put you in the cooler where you sit on the floor and bounce a baseball against the wall.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2021 06:37 PM (63Dwl)

156 I played my first game of chess in about 5 years. A nephew was visiting, and wanted a game.

What was interesting to me is that pretty much all of my previous games were with opponents who were about comparable, or significantly better. Watching what the significantly better ones did, I thought "wow, they are really playing aggressively."

Turns out, not so much. What looked aggressive is more just what happens when you are much better than your opponent, as I was this time, and you keep seeing opportunities.

Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2021 06:37 PM (PQ4Fz)

157 https://www.thenewneo.com/why were the parents of the michigan school shooter arrested and charged with manslaughter
https://tinyurl.com/2p9hxkzn

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2021 06:38 PM (2JoB8)

158 Will ace do a special weekend update since Fredo went on the final rowboat?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 04, 2021 06:39 PM (csEWM)

159 6 I think the Korean lass could ease up on the clown make-up.

Eh, that's a very formal make-up look for fancy affairs in some Asian countries.

Light skin is a plus (White Privilege!!!!!111111!11!!),so the make-up enhances that aspect.

And as you might expect, eye shadow techniques are different for Asian gals vs Caucasian gals.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 04, 2021 06:40 PM (5NkmN)

160 For every aspiring art appreciator, the answer to all your prayers:

The Freda Kahlo action figure For Mexican Art and Salma Hayek fans!

https://tinyurl.com/dejwkw6x

Posted by: Kindltot at December 04, 2021 06:41 PM (ZMraq)

161
Maybe cut down a bit on the Double Luxenburgers with Cheese and a side of fries, as well.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 04, 2021 06:36 PM (5NkmN)
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Knew a chick that looked just like her. She was way smart and physical. Always doing crazy stuff no one else could get away with.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2021 06:41 PM (FFsBN)

162 Heh. I'm no 'bot, but I am a creature of habit. My threads are all very formulaic. And what you said is a pretty fair description of my usual photo order.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 04, 2021 06:17 PM (Cv/xf)

OM is a NUN ?

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at December 04, 2021 06:42 PM (nLrWw)

163 I was thinking 3 different ways on intermediate was 3 different attacks.

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2021 06:42 PM (2JoB8)

164 Skip
I can't say for certain about the MI shooter's parents but it probably runs along the lines of allowing the kid access to firearms.
Not keeping them locked away. That can be a felony in some states.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at December 04, 2021 06:42 PM (7rP4D)

165 The number one grooming goal for today's chess lass is: try harder to never, ever remind anyone of Kamala Harris. I think I could appreciate her a lot more if she did that.

Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2021 06:43 PM (PQ4Fz)

166 164 Skip
I can't say for certain about the MI shooter's parents but it probably runs along the lines of allowing the kid access to firearms.
Not keeping them locked away. That can be a felony in some states.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at December 04, 2021 06:42 PM (7rP4D)

The article that Skip linked says that Michigan is not one of those states. This is a progressive prosecutor going off the reservation.

Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2021 06:44 PM (PQ4Fz)

167
Will ace do a special weekend update since Fredo went on the final rowboat?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Has he paid the ferryman?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2021 06:44 PM (63Dwl)

168 132 Intermediate:
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at December 04, 2021 06:26 PM (9BID/)

Got the first two ... (see The Barrel above ... nics are sticky ... I hate that).

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at December 04, 2021 06:44 PM (nLrWw)

169 164 Skip
I can't say for certain about the MI shooter's parents but it probably runs along the lines of allowing the kid access to firearms.
Not keeping them locked away. That can be a felony in some states.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at December 04, 2021 06:42 PM (7rP4D)

Lawyer for parents said the gun was locked up... so I guess key was available?

I know my parents could not keep us kids out of anything in this house.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 04, 2021 06:45 PM (oHd/0)

170 130 I don't like stores that don't accept cash as it's legal tender but the pot stores should be a no cash operation. Then the robbers will just steal the pot.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 04, 2021 06:25 PM (QqY+m)

As the criminal mobs did in Oakland. Accepting cash in a bad neighborhood is a solved problem. Timelocked safe with a currency slit in the top, and you're good to go.

Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2021 06:46 PM (PQ4Fz)

171 Splunge
Thanks, I didn't know either of those facts.
Progressive prosecutor then.
Gotta keep the rubes down.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at December 04, 2021 06:46 PM (7rP4D)

172 The article that Skip linked says that Michigan is not one of those states. This is a progressive prosecutor going off the reservation.
Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2021 06:44 PM (PQ4Fz)

The media will run with this because it helps to push the Darrell Brooks SUV terrorist attack off the newsfeeds.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 04, 2021 06:47 PM (PiwSw)

173 154
Maybe cut down a bit on the Double Luxenburgers with Cheese and a side of fries, as well.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 04, 2021 06:36 PM (5NkmN)
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Definitely not plus-size, not even "thicc" as the cool kids say. She counts as curvy, I guess, which is a good thing. Far better IMHO that she looks like this than like an anorexic ten-year-old boy, or like two olives fighting to hold onto the toothpick.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 04, 2021 06:48 PM (lNHqD)

174 Is this a proper sentence?

The most I've ever heard about would be a charge for improperly storing a gun.

Or do I need another drink?

Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2021 06:48 PM (FFsBN)

175 I can think of only one generational pop star during/after my time (1990s-2000s), and it's Taylor Swift. Maybe Beyonce. But I'd need some convincing, given her industry connections.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 04, 2021 06:49 PM (2ABQr)

176 163 I was thinking 3 different ways on intermediate was 3 different attacks.

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2021 06:42 PM (2JoB

OM is trying to be nice as he ages. I spent a lot of time looking for 3 different first moves ... and couldn't even find one!! Then I thought, maybe OM is being nice again and presto. There it was.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at December 04, 2021 06:49 PM (nLrWw)

177 A progressive prosecutor going off the rails? Unpossible!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 04, 2021 06:49 PM (kTF2Z)

178 Looks like Alabama will win tonight and assuming Michigan beats Iowa, what will the playoff lineup look like?

Posted by: Tuna at December 04, 2021 06:50 PM (gLRfa)

179 I believe OregonMuse is a Pixy derived bot that displays photo's in a certain pre-determined order; Asian is 2nd, and Melania is always toward the end.
Have you ever heard IRL OM start a sentence without, "Good day, mate."?
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 04, 2021 06:06 PM (dQvv7)

No, he's real, and he has a very charming and lovely wife.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 04, 2021 06:50 PM (ZMraq)

180 Is the manhunt still on for Alec Baldwin?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 04, 2021 06:50 PM (R/m4+)

181 Or do I need another drink?
Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2021 06:48 PM (FFsBN)

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Of course you do! Wait, what was the first question?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 04, 2021 06:50 PM (kTF2Z)

182 Georgia turns it over on downs.

Starting to believe...

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at December 04, 2021 06:51 PM (yQpMk)

183 Or do I need another drink?

Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2021 06:48 PM (FFsBN)

I don't thing there's more than one answer to that question.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at December 04, 2021 06:51 PM (nLrWw)

184 Hairyback Guy why would they be hunting for Alec ? It wasn't his fault, the gun leaped up and shot the woman and he never touched the pistol.

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2021 06:52 PM (2JoB8)

185 Also, unpossible is French for no fucking way. It's pronounced UN-poss-ee-blay.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 04, 2021 06:52 PM (kTF2Z)

186 Alabama: Now why don't you just drop them pants...

Georgia: Drop?

Alabama: Yup, take 'em right off!

Posted by: Zombie Lou Saban at December 04, 2021 06:53 PM (R/m4+)

187 Looks like Alabama will win tonight

DON'T JINX IT!!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at December 04, 2021 06:53 PM (yQpMk)

188 I'll bet Georgia blitzes on ever snap of this next Alabama possession.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at December 04, 2021 06:54 PM (yQpMk)

189 I'm drinking Crown Royal

I keep my pistols in a sealed bag to keep them running around at night killing anyone.

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2021 06:54 PM (2JoB8)

190 I'm not watching any football game at the moment. General lack of interest. I'm going to assume that UGA went back to their natural habitat of failure when it matters again?

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 04, 2021 06:54 PM (sAmhv)

191 When Tommy met Mike

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bx9vTF8x2s

Rick Beato finally interviewed Tommy and Mike appeared at the end as a special guest. If this is all greek to you then clicking the link is compulsory.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at December 04, 2021 06:55 PM (nLrWw)

192 Beginner: RxN+
Black can try either ..RxR or ..Kg8; either way, 2 QxP is mate

Posted by: silverpie at December 04, 2021 06:55 PM (LieZg)

193 Every single prosecutor in the country overcharges, conservative or progressive. All of them. That's the game, charge people with everything they can think of and plead it out.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 04, 2021 06:55 PM (4thlk)

194 Screech tonight.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at December 04, 2021 06:55 PM (nLrWw)

195 >>> Alabama: Now why don't you just drop them pants...

Is that the halftime show or the postgame ritual?

Posted by: fluffy at December 04, 2021 06:55 PM (UnQlg)

196 Thought for sure one attack was the Queen had to swoop down throwing her life at something.

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2021 06:56 PM (2JoB8)

197 It wasn't his fault, the gun leaped up and shot the woman and he never touched the pistol.
Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2021 06:52 PM (2JoB

I thought maybe there would be a reward involved for helping to catch a cold blooded killer still on the loose.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 04, 2021 06:56 PM (R/m4+)

198 Click on that photo of the Gucci purse and scroll down. There's a couple of fascinating photos of John Singer Sargent painting a portrait of a mother and daughter.
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Couldn't find it but that's ok. Best portrait painter that ever lived imho. Painted from life at near or at life size. Used to go to the Art Institute in Chicago every free day to see his paintings. Really something to see up close if you're into it.

Posted by: dartist at December 04, 2021 06:56 PM (+ya+t)

199 "DON'T JINX IT!!"

Kind of hoping Iowa beats Michigan. That will really put the committee in a bind.

Posted by: Tuna at December 04, 2021 06:57 PM (gLRfa)

200 Fredo Cuomo fired...Ace has lost a punching bag until MSDNC hires him

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 04, 2021 06:57 PM (ROjGH)

201 "Couldn't find it but that's ok. "

That post disappeared. How does that happen?

Posted by: Tuna at December 04, 2021 06:58 PM (gLRfa)

202 We started the process of good ld-style Leibkuchen today.

Gotta let the dough sit overnight. Then roll it out and cut cookies tomorrow. Then make the pain in the ass icing, which may take place day after tomorrow.

Then (in theory) age the cookies for a couple of weeks.

Great family recipe dating back to pre-Civil war or longer. Everyone gets excited about the prospect. Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 04, 2021 06:58 PM (5NkmN)

203 Didn't parents used to be held responsible for the actions of their minor aged children?

Posted by: davidt at December 04, 2021 06:58 PM (0hbQ6)

204 I don't like stores that don't accept cash as it's legal tender but the pot stores should be a no cash operation. Then the robbers will just steal the pot.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 04, 2021 06:25 PM (QqY+m)

Banks won't touch drug money due to federal law. They have to take cash, even laundering it is dangerous.
All taxes are paid in cash as well, which is a logistical and security issue for the state taxing authorities.
However, the STATES can bank with drug money, because of course they can.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 04, 2021 06:58 PM (ZMraq)

205 I really wanted a 3 TD lead. This is going to be tough.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at December 04, 2021 06:58 PM (yQpMk)

206 But I should be happen that we aren't down by 2 TDs as I feared we would be.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at December 04, 2021 06:59 PM (yQpMk)

207 Great family recipe dating back to pre-Civil war or longer. Everyone gets excited about the prospect. Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 04, 2021 06:58 PM (5NkmN)
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Bluebell approves!

Posted by: bluebell at December 04, 2021 06:59 PM (wyw4S)

208 be harppy.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at December 04, 2021 06:59 PM (yQpMk)

209 Kind of hoping Iowa beats Michigan. That will really put the committee in a bind.
Posted by: Tuna at December 04, 2021 06:57 PM (gLRfa)

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It will give them the excuse their looking for to include ND.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 04, 2021 06:59 PM (kTF2Z)

210 Another ... go on ... you know you should.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4YewaOpreM

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at December 04, 2021 06:59 PM (nLrWw)

211 You know they waited on firing Cuomo until he could hook up some work somewhere else.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2021 06:59 PM (KZzsI)

212 Kind of hoping Iowa beats Michigan. That will really put the committee in a bind.
Posted by: Tuna at December 04, 2021 06:57 PM (gLRfa)

Yep. Cincinnati then. Why not?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 04, 2021 07:00 PM (pv5DC)

213 first safe i ever owned was one of those drop-box ones from a retail bankruptcy sale ... heavy-built beast, 1/2" plate all around ... had to drill out the old lock & replace it ... on a closet floor right now, 6" lagbolts into the joist ... only regret is all the space wasted with the drop mechanism.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (03BbD) at December 04, 2021 07:00 PM (03BbD)

214 Either defense needs to make a play.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at December 04, 2021 07:00 PM (yQpMk)

215 PICK FUCKIFNG SIX TIDE!!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at December 04, 2021 07:02 PM (yQpMk)

216 did I cvall that or what??

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at December 04, 2021 07:02 PM (yQpMk)

217 " ... The media will run with this because it helps to push the Darrell Brooks SUV terrorist attack off the newsfeeds.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 04, 2021 06:47 PM (PiwSw) "

this, yugely; they gotta have something, anything ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (03BbD) at December 04, 2021 07:02 PM (03BbD)

218 I have a dream that US Bank will review the latest statement by OR-OSHA that they plan to make indoor masking a permanent requirement within the state of Oregon, and will in turn issue a statement that US Bank will no longer accept banking from or to the State of Oregon due to their trafficking in drug funds due to taxes on state licensed pot stores.

It will never happen, just like Cheryl Tiegs will never tuck me in for bed, but a guy can dream

Posted by: Kindltot at December 04, 2021 07:02 PM (ZMraq)

219 203 Didn't parents used to be held responsible for the actions of their minor aged children?
Posted by: davidt at December 04, 2021 06:58 PM (0hbQ6)
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Schools used to be responsible for children while they were at school. Today? Who knows.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2021 07:03 PM (FFsBN)

220 On thing pointed out in NewNeo article is 15yo boy being charged as adult and parents are being held somewhat accountable

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2021 07:03 PM (2JoB8)

221 My orange Christmas cookies turned out awesome.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 04, 2021 07:03 PM (pv5DC)

222 Just a side note, where outside NYC? I lived 25 years in Putnam by Fahnstock.
Posted by: Jamaica Queens at December 04, 2021 06:34 PM (b+v9B)

I lived in Kingston / Red Hook / Woodstock area after moving from the city. My office was in Poughkeepsie and my territory included Orange, Ulster, Dutchess and Sullivan counties.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 04, 2021 07:03 PM (QqY+m)

223 South Africa official says the number of children sick with Covid-19 Omicron is not cause for panic. Higher hospitalizations in fourth wave but infections are mild.

Dr. John Campbell https://youtu.be/dSfPK-amgKw

When they tell you not to panic that's when you run! - Jackson Curtis 2012

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 04, 2021 07:04 PM (4I/2K)

224 Didn't Tom Green make a movie called Freddie Got Fingered?

I would pay money to see the sequel, Fredo Got Fired.

Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2021 07:04 PM (PQ4Fz)

225 It turns out that you can make a key lime pie with just regular limes and it's great.

Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2021 07:05 PM (PQ4Fz)

226 Unemployment stinks...maybe I'll run for governor

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at December 04, 2021 07:05 PM (AYA0R)

227 My orange Christmas cookies turned out awesome.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 04, 2021 07:03 PM (pv5DC)

Nice!

I'm thinking I may get ambitious and make my Mom's Orange Cookies for Christmas as well.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 04, 2021 07:07 PM (5NkmN)

228 225 It turns out that you can make a key lime pie with just regular limes and it's great.
Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2021 07:05 PM (PQ4Fz)

Sugar. Fruit juice. Graham cracker crust. Whipped cream. I dunno, it sounds risky.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 04, 2021 07:07 PM (csEWM)

229 220 On thing pointed out in NewNeo article is 15yo boy being charged as adult and parents are being held somewhat accountable
Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2021 07:03 PM (2JoB

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They are trying to have it both ways.
How long will the judge allows that dangle?

Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2021 07:07 PM (FFsBN)

230 Alabama vs Baylor, Cincinnati vs Michigan

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at December 04, 2021 07:07 PM (b+v9B)

231 On thing pointed out in NewNeo article is 15yo boy being charged as adult and parents are being held somewhat accountable
Posted by: Skip

Thought I read that the mom texted him earlier in the day "don't do it" if true, wouldn't that me she had some idea what he was going to do?

Posted by: Infidel at December 04, 2021 07:08 PM (qpolg)

232 Baylor will take out Alabama.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2021 07:08 PM (FFsBN)

233 Is it too late to jump on that Cincinatti Bearcat band wagon?

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 04, 2021 07:10 PM (sAmhv)

234 ND lost to Cincinnati and their best win is Wisconsin. If Michigan loses, there are no good choices.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at December 04, 2021 07:10 PM (b+v9B)

235 >>Baylor will take out Alabama.

Seems unlikely.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2021 07:10 PM (ZLI7S)

236 Fredo Cuomo fired...Ace has lost a punching bag until MSDNC hires him
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 04, 2021 06:57 PM (ROjGH)

Yeah - he became a laughingstock and the new owners of CNN cannot be made to look ridoiculous.

But Fredo has no other profession so he'll just show up again a MSNBC along side of Ratchel Madcow or the doofus couple that make up the Morning Joke - because that network deals in talent that no one else wants, even the talent pimp CNN bottom feeders.

Posted by: Boswell at December 04, 2021 07:10 PM (5iUNf)

237 Didn't the family of the full automatic assault SUV driver know he was mentally ill and capable of violence and did nothing to stop him?

Posted by: Just a side note at December 04, 2021 07:10 PM (QqY+m)

238
No, he's real, and he has a very charming and lovely wife.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 04, 2021 06:50 PM

Sounds plausible and highly desirable to see two people living and loving and working well together for decades.

But I'm certain OM is an Aussie bot Pixy 0.7 (0.7? is he devolving the versions?) has unleashed on the world to bring Dominion Software to its knees before the midterms. I have a dream.

Posted by: Willie Sutton at December 04, 2021 07:10 PM (dQvv7)

239 I am sure Chris Cuomo can run for President, after all he has his own basement to campaign from

Posted by: Kindltot at December 04, 2021 07:11 PM (ZMraq)

240 >>>Thought I read that the mom texted him earlier in the day "don't do it" if true, wouldn't that me she had some idea what he was going to do?

Posted by: Infidel
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The article reads as if the parents were at the school the day of the shooting in conference about their son then exited the school before the shooting.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2021 07:11 PM (FFsBN)

241 Didn't parents used to be held responsible for the actions of their minor aged children?
Posted by: davidt at December 04, 2021 06:58 PM (0hbQ6)

Only if the parents and kid are white and the establishment doesn't like what they did. The problem they are going to run into is if the parents are considered responsible, then a good case can be made to try him as a minor.

Posted by: WiNO at December 04, 2021 07:11 PM (EpDzw)

242 IIRC, Mom's Orange Cookies and Grandma's Rum Balls were my contribution to "The Deplorable Gourmet".

Should you wish to make Orange Cookies.

They're larrupin'!

Posted by: naturalfake at December 04, 2021 07:11 PM (5NkmN)

243 post that recipe on the foodthread tomorrow, naturalfake ?
if the family won't disown you for doing it ...
wouldn't want that ...

tooling up here for the seasonal batches&batches of Tonypete's peanut butter cookies (see horde cookbook) that I give out widely for Christmas ... I also do variations on the theme for the anti-glutinous, which I might punch into a foodthread upcoming ...

in past years i have done +/- 300 cookies for neighbors, local businesses, local Amish, and, indeed, random strangers ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (03BbD) at December 04, 2021 07:12 PM (03BbD)

244 Duke,
The Sierra Bullet Manufacturing facility does tours. Walk in purchases, etc.

Posted by: MkY at December 04, 2021 07:12 PM (Foq6I)

245 233 Is it too late to jump on that Cincinatti Bearcat band wagon?
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 04, 2021 07:10 PM (sAmhv)

*pages through Band Wagon Fan Manual*

The jury of Yankees and Cowboys fans is still out.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 04, 2021 07:12 PM (csEWM)

246 235 >>Baylor will take out Alabama.

Seems unlikely.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2021 07:10 PM (ZLI7S)
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Baylor can better afford to pay off the officials.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2021 07:12 PM (FFsBN)

247 I hope that CNN fired Fredo in the traditional manner, involving a small boat.

Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2021 07:13 PM (PQ4Fz)

248
Duke,
The Sierra Bullet Manufacturing facility does tours. Walk in purchases, etc.
Posted by: MkY

Sounds like the Wonder Bread factory in Framingham, MA...except with bread.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 04, 2021 07:14 PM (EWxxC)

249 Alec, that gun will get out of control. It will get out of control and she'll be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: Adm Painter at December 04, 2021 07:14 PM (0hbQ6)

250 >>> 231 On thing pointed out in NewNeo article is 15yo boy being charged as adult and parents are being held somewhat accountable
Posted by: Skip

Thought I read that the mom texted him earlier in the day "don't do it" if true, wouldn't that me she had some idea what he was going to do?
Posted by: Infidel at December 04, 2021 07:08 PM (qpolg)

I saw that too, but I haven't seen any context yet. Maybe she was telling him not to eat the last slice of leftover pizza in the fridge. If there *is* context suggesting she knew what was up then I'd think she would be "accessory before the fact" or some such.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 04, 2021 07:15 PM (llON8)

251 247 I hope that CNN fired Fredo in the traditional manner, involving a small boat.
Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2021 07:13 PM (PQ4Fz)

And he did not even get a chance to throw a donkey show for his brother in Cuba.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 04, 2021 07:15 PM (csEWM)

252
When you drive by the Wonder Bread plant in MA, the smell of fresh Wonder bread is truly amazing. It would make you feel like 9 years old, again.

I wonder if they're still open...

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 04, 2021 07:15 PM (EWxxC)

253 Dug out my pizzelle iron this afternoon in preparation for our Italian Christmas Open House. You don't have to be Italian to be invited.

But everyone is expected to wave their arms about when shouting at each other.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 04, 2021 07:16 PM (mD/uy)

254 Advanced:

1. QxN+ BxQ
2. RxN+ Kxf6 ( if Kg8 mate in 4)
3. Bd4+ e5
4. Nd5+ Ke6
5. Re7+ Ke6
6. f4xe5#

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at December 04, 2021 07:16 PM (9BID/)

255 I have a recipe for "orange twists" that I inherited from my mother. Made from orange peels and a lot of sugar.

Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at December 04, 2021 07:17 PM (rDgjh)

256 He should have been fired from a cannon.

Posted by: Infidel at December 04, 2021 07:17 PM (qpolg)

257 the doofus couple that make up the Morning Joke
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The Pigeon Sisters, lol

Posted by: dartist at December 04, 2021 07:17 PM (+ya+t)

258 I think the kid should get let loose with no bail requirement like the one in Texas.

Seriously, the kid sounds like a psychopath. Heard on MI radio talking to the cops and they said once he saw the cops, he immediately surrendered. Then he asked for a lawyer.

Posted by: WiNO at December 04, 2021 07:17 PM (EpDzw)

259 When you drive by the Wonder Bread plant in MA, the smell of fresh Wonder bread is truly amazing. It would make you feel like 9 years old, again.
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Bread lines are my new gig!

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at December 04, 2021 07:17 PM (o/bie)

260
lol @ pizzelles

As a child, I did not appreciate.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 04, 2021 07:18 PM (EWxxC)

261 Still doubt Fredo will be out of tv long, my guess is they all do it, just not for relatives.

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2021 07:18 PM (2JoB8)

262 Alaqbama hasn't used clock in this quarter and are letting Georgia stay in the game.,

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at December 04, 2021 07:18 PM (yQpMk)

263 "Marriage is a wonderful thing, no family should be without it!"

It Happened On Fifth Avenue is on TCM now.

LOL

Great movie.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 04, 2021 07:19 PM (ufFY8)

264 253 Dug out my pizzelle iron this afternoon in preparation for our Italian Christmas Open House. You don't have to be Italian to be invited.
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My mom had a prizzelle iron. I still have her recipe.

My daughter and I have experimented with various kinds: vanilla, cinnamon, coconut. A nice Christmas cookie.

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at December 04, 2021 07:19 PM (9BID/)

265 254 Advanced:

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at December 04, 2021 07:16 PM (9BID/)

I had the first 3 moves ... but I couldn't see a way to prove it was the correct line.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at December 04, 2021 07:19 PM (nLrWw)

266 I guess it's on the defense now.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at December 04, 2021 07:19 PM (yQpMk)

267
The most important lesson in Life:

Everything tastes better dipped in Milk.

Even those hard-as-rocks crescent-moon-shaped cookie things. I forget what they're called. Not stella doros...

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 04, 2021 07:20 PM (EWxxC)

268 Wow, Oregon passing a PERMANENT indoor mask mandate.

That can only be removed, by repealing the law.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 04, 2021 07:20 PM (oHd/0)

269
biscottis??

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 04, 2021 07:20 PM (EWxxC)

270 The most important lesson in Life:

Everything tastes better dipped in Milk.

Even those hard-as-rocks crescent-moon-shaped cookie things. I forget what they're called. Not stella doros...
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 04, 2021 07:20 PM (EWxxC)

Bourbon is NOT better dipped in Milk.

Assertion disproven.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 04, 2021 07:20 PM (oHd/0)

271 Do any of the horde live in Las Vegas? I'm moving there in January. Maybe we can have a meet up?

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at December 04, 2021 07:21 PM (9BID/)

272 Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at December 04, 2021 07:16 PM (9BID/)

There you go!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 04, 2021 07:21 PM (Cv/xf)

273 my northern limit was Wappingers. If Michgan loses, it will be ND.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at December 04, 2021 07:21 PM (b+v9B)

274 Solutions up.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 04, 2021 07:21 PM (Cv/xf)

275 268 Wow, Oregon passing a PERMANENT indoor mask mandate.

That can only be removed, by repealing the law.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 04, 2021 07:20 PM (oHd/0)
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That's one way to keep vacationers and people looking to relocate out.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2021 07:22 PM (FFsBN)

276
Best Beverage For Dipping?

Milk? Coffee? Cocoa?
Beer? OJ?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 04, 2021 07:22 PM (EWxxC)

277 Dug out my pizzelle iron this afternoon
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Plenty of bite her tongue cussin coming from the kitchen until it acted right in our house.

Posted by: dartist at December 04, 2021 07:22 PM (+ya+t)

278 eh, i know it's imprudent, but a nother reeb & a nother shot of brandy anyway; onnacounta Saturday Night, amirite ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (03BbD) at December 04, 2021 07:22 PM (03BbD)

279 >>> 268 Wow, Oregon passing a PERMANENT indoor mask mandate.

That can only be removed, by repealing the law.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 04, 2021 07:20 PM (oHd/0)

I'm surprised CA hasn't done this.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 04, 2021 07:23 PM (llON8)

280
The Mask is a Muzzle.

And a shackle.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 04, 2021 07:23 PM (EWxxC)

281 I am in the 75th percentile on chess.com. I kinda suck. Conclusion: everyone in chess.com is a shitty player.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 04, 2021 07:23 PM (0asXU)

282 Thinking of another whiskey

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2021 07:24 PM (2JoB8)

283 Wow, Oregon passing a PERMANENT indoor mask mandate.

Yeah, its loony BUT... its actually a law now instead of Kate Brown declaring a permanent emergency and announcing everything from a throne at the top of the capitol building.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2021 07:24 PM (KZzsI)

284 Saturday is a good reason for another shot of hooch.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2021 07:24 PM (FFsBN)

285 Permanent indoor mask may attract a lot of Karens to OR. Tht may be their vacation promo for 2022.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 04, 2021 07:24 PM (0asXU)

286
I had the first 3 moves ... but I couldn't see a way to prove it was the correct line.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at December 04, 2021 07:19 PM (nLrWw)
========================
Yes, this one was tricky. Took me a while to realize that the knight had to be involved and not just guard e4

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at December 04, 2021 07:24 PM (9BID/)

287 I'm surprised CA hasn't done this.

Oregon, California, and Washington State are in a 3 way race for who can do the stupidest, looniest thing first every day.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2021 07:25 PM (KZzsI)

288 Now come on Alabama. End the game with the basll in your hands.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at December 04, 2021 07:25 PM (yQpMk)

289 Thinking of another whiskey
-----------
Thinking will never get it done.

Posted by: dartist at December 04, 2021 07:25 PM (+ya+t)

290 281 I am in the 75th percentile on chess.com. I kinda suck. Conclusion: everyone in chess.com is a shitty player.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 04, 2021 07:23 PM (0asXU)

Or you just are unable to perceive your own awesomeness. In your situation, I'd go with that.

Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2021 07:25 PM (PQ4Fz)

291 Considering Leftifornia can pass any law they want running their 1 party dictatorship

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2021 07:25 PM (2JoB8)

292 268 Wow, Oregon passing a PERMANENT indoor mask mandate.

That can only be removed, by repealing the law.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 04, 2021 07:20 PM (oHd/0)

Hasn't been finalized yet, but they're trying really hard to make it so.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 04, 2021 07:25 PM (Cv/xf)

293 287 I'm surprised CA hasn't done this.

Oregon, California, and Washington State are in a 3 way race for who can do the stupidest, looniest thing first every day.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2021 07:25 PM (KZzsI)

ACTUAL CONCENTRATION CAMPS, MOTHERFUCKERS!

Posted by: Australia at December 04, 2021 07:25 PM (csEWM)

294 Oregon mask mask law is another step toward a
Tech oligarch/peasant state.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2021 07:26 PM (FFsBN)

295 thx, Brayenyard !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (03BbD) at December 04, 2021 07:26 PM (03BbD)

296 I'm so old, I can remember when Portland was interesting to visit.

Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2021 07:26 PM (PQ4Fz)

297 SEC championship game. Alabama vs Gsrorgia in Atlanta. Full house, 60K at a minimum. Doesn't sound like it. CBS muzzling LGB?

Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 04, 2021 07:27 PM (V8JPv)

298
Wow, Oregon passing a PERMANENT indoor mask mandate.

That can only be removed, by repealing the law.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 04, 2021 07:20 PM (oHd/0)

_________

Beaver IQ >>>>> Beaver State IQ

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2021 07:27 PM (/U27+)

299 Cuomo's departure (among others) leaves room for the current junta to take prime slots in the propaganda war.

There are several slots apparently open, and several junta looking for grift.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 04, 2021 07:27 PM (BFigT)

300 Not running out of bounds would be a good idea, Alabama.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2021 07:27 PM (ZLI7S)

301 Let Oregon mask up for the next 100 years. I really give no fucks since I dont live there. This is federalism at its best.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 04, 2021 07:27 PM (0asXU)

302 268 Wow, Oregon passing a PERMANENT indoor mask mandate.

I'm sure my elderly aunt and uncle are not pleased.

Posted by: Infidel at December 04, 2021 07:27 PM (qpolg)

303 My daughter and I have experimented with various kinds: vanilla, cinnamon, coconut. A nice Christmas cookie.
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger

That's what I do too but never anise flavored. Yuck.

biscottis??
Posted by: Soothsayer

I'll make some (almond, pistachio, orange flavored) but I don't bake them until super crispy. I like them a bit softer.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 04, 2021 07:28 PM (mD/uy)

304 Okay one more shot

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2021 07:28 PM (2JoB8)

305 285 Permanent indoor mask may attract a lot of Karens to OR. Tht may be their vacation promo for 2022.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant
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Positive thinking. Lure all the Karens to the West Coast.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2021 07:28 PM (FFsBN)

306 Considering Leftifornia can pass any law they want running their 1 party dictatorship

Same with Oregon. Total control of all three branches, law enforcement, etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2021 07:28 PM (KZzsI)

307
Chevrolet thought it was a good idea to use creepy monks to promote its 1983 Van:

https://youtu.be/l2UX1SskODQ?t=121

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 04, 2021 07:28 PM (EWxxC)

308 Beaver IQ >>>>> Beaver State IQ
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2021 07:27 PM (/U27+)

I have an opinion about that.

Posted by: Ward Cleaver at December 04, 2021 07:29 PM (PiwSw)

309 Okay one more shot
Posted by: Skip

Don't be a quitter, Skip

Posted by: MkY at December 04, 2021 07:30 PM (Foq6I)

310 Anise is best in pizzelle

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2021 07:30 PM (2JoB8)

311 This is federalism at its best.

I do live in Oregon but... exactly. Lets see how this plays out. Florida vs Oregon, who you got? Opposite corners of the nation.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2021 07:30 PM (KZzsI)

312 1 shot wasn't enough

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2021 07:30 PM (2JoB8)

313 Last Chance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLxQCc8eQX0

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at December 04, 2021 07:31 PM (nLrWw)

314 "296 I'm so old, I can remember when Portland was interesting to visit.

Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2021 07:26 PM (PQ4Fz) "

lol, jeez, no kidding; ... was there some few decades ago w/ the then-future Mrs Eez & we had a real fun time ! ... though the NorCal redwoods was really the best-of-all ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (03BbD) at December 04, 2021 07:31 PM (03BbD)

315 Girl in peach looks about 16

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2021 07:31 PM (2JoB8)

316 Wow, Oregon passing a PERMANENT indoor mask mandate.

And since there is no evidence that mask wearing, indoors or outdoors has any discernable positive health benefit (but an ever-increasing mound of evidence showing a negative mental and physical health effect) this sets up a precedent that the State can force you to do anything since you are deemed chattel of the State.

They didn't even have to prove any benefit at all to make this a law. They can just as well mandate wearing a gimp suit or dressing as a furry.

This is tyranny. This is NOT America.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at December 04, 2021 07:31 PM (et4Kh)

317 That's what I do too but never anise flavored. Yuck.

biscottis??
Posted by: Soothsayer

I'll make some (almond, pistachio, orange flavored) but I don't bake them until super crispy. I like them a bit softer.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 04, 2021 07:28 PM (mD/uy)
===============
Agreed, never liked the anise ones either.

Red licorice >>>>> Black licorice

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at December 04, 2021 07:31 PM (9BID/)

318 >>> 305 285 Permanent indoor mask may attract a lot of Karens to OR. Tht may be their vacation promo for 2022.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant
-------------

Positive thinking. Lure all the Karens to the West Coast.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2021 07:28 PM (FFsBN)

That SMOD is a slacker.

Posted by: San Andreas Fault at December 04, 2021 07:31 PM (llON8)

319 my northern limit was Wappingers. If Michgan loses, it will be ND.
Posted by: Jamaica Queens at December 04, 2021 07:21 PM (b+v9B)

Wappingers Falls is just another little village in the Hudson Valley. The further north along the Hudson the more beautiful.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 04, 2021 07:31 PM (QqY+m)

320 288 Now come on Alabama. End the game with the basll in your hands.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken

Basil? I know Alabama is pretty good but I'm not sure what a common spice will do to assist them.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 04, 2021 07:31 PM (sAmhv)

321 1 shot wasn't enough
Posted by: Skip

It never is, it seems...

Posted by: A. Baldwin at December 04, 2021 07:31 PM (Foq6I)

322 That's it.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2021 07:32 PM (ZLI7S)

323 I went to the local mega mall today and all the retail workers were masked and about 1/4 of customers.
Imagine if the bat shit crazy wierdos of 1890's health fads were in charge of gov't this is what you'd get.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at December 04, 2021 07:32 PM (b+v9B)

324 297 SEC championship game. Alabama vs Gsrorgia in Atlanta. Full house, 60K at a minimum. Doesn't sound like it. CBS muzzling LGB?
Posted by: occam's brassiere

Yes, they are absolutely doing this. NBC started doing this after the NASCAR race at Talladega.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 04, 2021 07:33 PM (sAmhv)

325 Recall that after Chris Mathews was driven out of MSNBC, Joy Reid took his show.

Who's going to replace Fredo at CNN?

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 04, 2021 07:33 PM (ZHVt1)

326 you go, Skip !

*does a nother shot in support of The Good Work*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (03BbD) at December 04, 2021 07:33 PM (03BbD)

327 Win the game right now, Tide

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at December 04, 2021 07:34 PM (b+v9B)

328 I am not sure Portland wouldn't be interesting, may need a Striker vehicle but doubt it would be boring.

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2021 07:34 PM (2JoB8)

329 Anise is best in pizzelle
Posted by: Skip

I shall not sit here and allow such good and purposeful cookie, to continue to be insulted by the addition of anus! I cannot, I shannot! Good day, sir. I said, GOOD. DAY!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 04, 2021 07:34 PM (mD/uy)

330 Might get a shot of scotch

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2021 07:34 PM (2JoB8)

331 Hey Oregon, masks are that important yes.

Have no exceptions other than medical.

I might then watch an NBA game, just to see who passes out first. Hoping for LeQueen.

Posted by: Bete at December 04, 2021 07:35 PM (Ojki1)

332 Finally Alabama burns clock.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at December 04, 2021 07:35 PM (yQpMk)

333 one bourbon, one Scotch, one beer !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (03BbD) at December 04, 2021 07:36 PM (03BbD)

334 Kelly already fired the beloved strength coach at LSU. Only there for 21 years. WTH?

Posted by: Just a side note at December 04, 2021 07:36 PM (QqY+m)

335 I think Bama has this. Geprgia is not a quick strike offense.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at December 04, 2021 07:36 PM (yQpMk)

336 I might then watch an NBA game, just to see who passes out first. Hoping for LeQueen.
Posted by: Bete

"My basketball coach, he done kicked me off the team
dun dun dun, dun dun dun, dun! dun! dun!
wearin' high heel sneakers and actin' like a queeeeeeen!!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at December 04, 2021 07:37 PM (mD/uy)

337 Positive thinking. Lure all the Karens to the West Coast.

The Paolo, he takes them into the rain forest, and likes their faces covered and gasping for air. It is how you say, their best side.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 04, 2021 07:37 PM (zMFmR)

338 Bourbon is good in ice tea, had a uncle who drank it that way.

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2021 07:37 PM (2JoB8)

339 Let Oregon mask up for the next 100 years.

Are they admitting that the Vaxx doesn't work? They must be!

What is the over/under of how many weeks before Oregon goes full James Warren Jones? The people there seem stupid and gullible enough to go with it.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at December 04, 2021 07:38 PM (et4Kh)

340 Valley Girls is on at 8pm, it's a pretty good movie

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2021 07:38 PM (2JoB8)

341 Hubbymayhem chases cat thru the house making lots of noise. Girl spawn emerges from headphones to say "what was that?"
I responded " your dad is chasing pussy"

Was that wrong?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 04, 2021 07:38 PM (Vxu+H)

342 "The further north along the Hudson the more beautiful."

I once took the train from NYC to Albany. Tracks are on the river. It's spectacular.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 04, 2021 07:39 PM (ZHVt1)

343 Enjoying my fourth stiff bourbon, admiring the lights outside, discussing the Christmas Eve and Christmas Day menu with my sister. It Happened on Fifth Avenue in the background. Burning a bayberry candle.

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 04, 2021 07:39 PM (mNhhD)

344
Pennsylvania is all over the place as far as mask wearing and local mandates. Gender is all over the place, too. One store everyone of both genders wearing masks despite no warning notice. Another store all the women wearing masks and the men not. The gas station all the males wearing masks because of a sign saying "Wear a mask if not vaccinated."

I kinda believe in incremental exposure.

* coughs in thread *

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 04, 2021 07:39 PM (dQvv7)

345 la, la, lala, life goes on ...

& thank you Lord for this fact !

*hiccups after last shot*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (03BbD) at December 04, 2021 07:39 PM (03BbD)

346 I once took the train from NYC to Albany. Tracks are on the river. It's spectacular.
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 04, 2021 07:39 PM (ZHVt1)

I took a lot of black and white photos of those tracks. A wannabe Adam Ansel.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 04, 2021 07:40 PM (QqY+m)

347 "My basketball coach, he done kicked me off the team
dun dun dun, dun dun dun, dun! dun! dun!
wearin' high heel sneakers and actin' like a queeeeeeen!!!"
Posted by: Tonypete at December 04, 2021 07:37 PM (mD/uy)

My mama comin to me tryin to tell me how to live
dun dun dun, dun dun dun, dun! dun! dun!
But I don't listen to her, cuz my head is like a sieve...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 04, 2021 07:40 PM (PiwSw)

348 I responded " your dad is chasing pussy"

Was that wrong?
Posted by: Madamemayhem

You are so going to hell.

I'll save you a spot in line. LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at December 04, 2021 07:40 PM (mD/uy)

349 I said last Saturday that I expected to lose to Georgia, but I noted that we could win of we scored 40 points.

Will Reichard just made it 41.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at December 04, 2021 07:40 PM (yQpMk)

350 Ansel Adams

Posted by: Just a side note at December 04, 2021 07:40 PM (QqY+m)

351 I hope no one chases my pussy.

Posted by: Mrs Slocumb at December 04, 2021 07:42 PM (Tnijr)

352 341 Hubbymayhem chases cat thru the house making lots of noise. Girl spawn emerges from headphones to say "what was that?"
I responded " your dad is chasing pussy"

Was that wrong?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 04, 2021 07:38 PM (Vxu+H)

That's fucking hilarious

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 04, 2021 07:42 PM (II3Gr)

353 My mama comin to me tryin to tell me how to live
dun dun dun, dun dun dun, dun! dun! dun!
But I don't listen to her, cuz my head is like a sieve...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes

That shit is right up there with Beethoven's Fifth.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 04, 2021 07:42 PM (mD/uy)

354 1 shot wasn't enough
Posted by: Skip

We recommend a double shot (of your baby's love).
https://youtu.be/57s89xrC93o

Posted by: The Swinging Medallions at December 04, 2021 07:42 PM (4I/2K)

355 Shit cago ISD no gender on bathrooms

Rape coming i 3. 2 . 1

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 04, 2021 07:42 PM (yrol0)

356 350 Ansel Adams

My grandmother's cousin.

Posted by: Auspex at December 04, 2021 07:43 PM (Xo3T0)

357 The first time I saw one of those mile.long trains was when I was sitting on a bench on the lawn of the Vanderbilt mansion. It looks west across the Hudson and there, snaking along the river, was the longest train I had ever seen.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at December 04, 2021 07:43 PM (b+v9B)

358 Cuomo has been fired from CNN

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Fredo, we hardly knew ye.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 04, 2021 07:44 PM (FVME7)

359 Pennsylvania is all over the place as far as mask wearing and local mandates. Gender is all over the place, too. One store everyone of both genders wearing masks despite no warning notice. Another store all the women wearing masks and the men not. The gas station all the males wearing masks because of a sign saying "Wear a mask if not vaccinated."

I think I am the point where I don't care anymore. The people of the former United States are far too stupid and depraved to be able to either comprehend, appreciate or enjoy freedom and deserve whatever their petty tyrants torture them with.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at December 04, 2021 07:44 PM (et4Kh)

360
Ansel Adams

Posted by: Just a side note at December 04, 2021 07:40 PM

Ava Adams > Ansel Adams

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 04, 2021 07:44 PM (dQvv7)

361
Hey Dawgs! Hey Dawgs! Hey Dawg!
We just beat the hell out of you!
Rammer Jammer, Yellowhammer, give 'em hell, Alabama!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at December 04, 2021 07:44 PM (yQpMk)

362 350 Ansel Adams

My grandmother's cousin.
Posted by: Auspex at December 04, 2021 07:43 PM (Xo3T0)

Cool. What did she say about him?

Posted by: Just a side note at December 04, 2021 07:44 PM (QqY+m)

363 Was that wrong?
Posted by: Madamemayhem

lol. Fun household.

Posted by: Infidel at December 04, 2021 07:44 PM (qpolg)

364 " ... A wannabe Adam Ansel.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 04, 2021 07:40 PM (QqY+m) "

weren't we all, back in the day ... ?

shot a lot of 4x5 Polaroid pos/neg trying for that myself. (lol)

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (03BbD) at December 04, 2021 07:44 PM (03BbD)

365 Ansel Adams

My grandmother's cousin.
Posted by: Auspex

The poor man couldn't afford color film.

HA!

One of my photography professors would say something along the lines of:

"Print it (from your negative). If it isn't any good, print it in color. If it still isn't any good, blow it up."

Posted by: Tonypete at December 04, 2021 07:46 PM (mD/uy)

366 TAKE A FUICKING KNEE

Posted by: G'rump928(c) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at December 04, 2021 07:47 PM (yQpMk)

367 should Kirby Smart get fired?

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at December 04, 2021 07:47 PM (b+v9B)

368 mosly proving just how far a yuge case full of camera &misc could be hauled into unwelcoming environments ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (03BbD) at December 04, 2021 07:47 PM (03BbD)

369 TAKE A FUICKING KNEE
Posted by: G'rump928(c) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn

I did!!
-- Tonya Harding

Posted by: Tonypete at December 04, 2021 07:48 PM (mD/uy)

370 The first time I saw one of those mile.long trains was when I was sitting on a bench on the lawn of the Vanderbilt mansion. It looks west across the Hudson and there, snaking along the river, was the longest train I had ever seen.
Posted by: Jamaica Queens at December 04, 2021 07:43 PM (b+v9B)

You just triggered great memories of a side cash job I had with my buddies putting up party tents which we did quite frequently at the Vanderbilt mansion grounds.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 04, 2021 07:48 PM (QqY+m)

371 should Kirby Smart get fired?
Posted by: Jamaica Queens at December 04, 2021 07:47 PM (b+v9B)

Fuck no.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at December 04, 2021 07:48 PM (yQpMk)

372 I can't believe out OL survived that Georgia front 7.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at December 04, 2021 07:49 PM (yQpMk)

373 >>> 323 I went to the local mega mall today and all the retail workers were masked and about 1/4 of customers.
Imagine if the bat shit crazy wierdos of 1890's health fads were in charge of gov't this is what you'd get.
Posted by: Jamaica Queens at December 04, 2021 07:32 PM (b+v9B)

Hey, we never tried to get laws passed to force people to buy our product!

Posted by: Snake Oil Salesmen at December 04, 2021 07:49 PM (llON8)

374 Nood. Ace is back.

Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at December 04, 2021 07:49 PM (rDgjh)

375 Loved those trains in Europe with the big window and bench seat/beds across from each other. Doesn't sound like Amtrak is even close to those or I'd travel a little more.

Posted by: dartist at December 04, 2021 07:49 PM (+ya+t)

376 The Gov: Remember the good times? We had it all, in those days.

Fredo: I still have the giant Q-tip? Wanna see?

The Gov: (sigh) No. You still got that number for the whore delivery place?

Fredo: Sure, it's tattooed on my arm.

Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2021 07:49 PM (PQ4Fz)

377 When I headed east this morning, I saw five overpasses on I-5 blocked off. Fire trucks were used on some and they had the trucks out with warning signs. Cops all over the place, including a cluster of six at the Best Western on Hwy 14. No idea what it was about. None of the online sites mention it and I don't get the local news.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 04, 2021 07:50 PM (YynYJ)

378 The unemployment rate of the Cuomo brothers has now reached 100%
-Babylon Bee

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 04, 2021 07:50 PM (jTmQV)

379
I say no. Richt was a liablity but, Smart just got beat. Dont bet against Saban or Belichek

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at December 04, 2021 07:50 PM (b+v9B)

380 And he did not even get a chance to throw a donkey show for his brother in Cuba.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 04, 2021 07:15 PM (csEWM)

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That was no donkey. That's Superman.

Posted by: Fredo Corleone at December 04, 2021 07:52 PM (VxC1e)

381 Georgia just not quite elite on offense. Kirby needs to recruit that up. And they still might win the NC this year so no, Kirby is safe.

And really, Alabama won on two defensive plays and Young's arm. It was closer than the score indicates.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at December 04, 2021 07:54 PM (yQpMk)

382 I'm so old, I can remember when Portland was interesting to visit.

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Speaking of the Poles (and in gamer news), apparently, CyberPunk 2077 is going multiplayer. Few details, for example, I don't know if this will be DLC or an entire new game (Cyberpunk 2077 II: The Suck Continues). I guess they got a new supply of dystopia. Anyway, don't expect it anytime soon. They're scheduled to start working on it next year.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 04, 2021 07:54 PM (FVME7)

383 Way back when I was a teen I had a 7 move forced mate- not realizing it when I started. I looked at the board and realized the only way to avoid my own checkmate was to check his king, which would deny him the checkmate move. No one resigned games at that age- we played until the bitter end. He had one move out of it- took it. I was still in the same situation- and checked him again. One move out of it... and so on for 7 moves where the final check was a checkmate.

Posted by: gospace at December 04, 2021 08:03 PM (mkqcx)

384 I'm in Oregon, so I don't get to these problems until everyone else is long finished. But, OregonMuse, you missed a simpler and shorter solution to your advanced problem. The first 2 moves are the same, and we pick it up at move 3:
3.e5+ Kf5
4.Rf7+ Nf6
5.Rxf6#

Posted by: bradc at December 05, 2021 12:11 AM (xTt/H)

385 Ah, let me retract what I just wrote. Black cam forestall the mate by sacrificing his queen, thus:
3.e5+ Qxe5
4.Bd4 and white will still win, but not as quickly.

Posted by: bradc at December 05, 2021 12:21 AM (xTt/H)

386 Another revision to my previous post. 4.Bd4 is not optimal because of QxB. Better to immediately take the queen with the pawn 4.fxe5
And once again, I work my way around to seeing the wisdom of your original solution! :-)

Posted by: bradc at December 05, 2021 12:27 AM (xTt/H)

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