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Run For Your Lives! The Dreaded Omicron Variant Is Here!
Oh...Wait...It's Even Milder Than The Others.
Never Mind

The data are sparse, so it's not conclusive, but the clinical impressions are interesting. Sort of like the clinical impressions of the physicians who see asymptomatic children who test positive for Wuhan flu.

Health Officials Warn Against Jumping to Conclusions on Omicron Variant

A top doctor with the South African Medical Association, who helped alert authorities to the new CCP virus variant, told media outlets that Omicron has unusual but mild symptoms.

“Their symptoms were so different and so mild from those I had treated before,” Dr. Angelique Coetzee told The Telegraph.

“It presents mild disease with symptoms being sore muscles and tiredness for a day or two not feeling well,” Coetzee explained. “So far, we have detected that those infected do not suffer the loss of taste or smell. They might have a slight cough. There are no prominent symptoms. Of those infected some are currently being treated at home.”

What will be really interesting is that as the genetic drift of the variants moves farther and farther from the original virus...the one that the vaccine is made for...Fauci and his whoring minions in government pseudo-science will undoubtedly continue to push vaccination and booster after booster. Even though there are some data that show no difference between vaccinated and unvaccinated with the newest variants!

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1 First!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 29, 2021 04:01 PM (z5Vrg)

2 A link in the headline?

What new devilry is this?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 29, 2021 04:01 PM (LvTSG)

3 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2021 04:01 PM (arJlL)

4 The news of Omicron's relative mildness comes as a dagger to the Media heart.

Posted by: Caliban at November 29, 2021 04:02 PM (HgGBT)

5 We're ALL gonna die!


Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 04:02 PM (Lrwak)

6 oh no, we're all gonna die...

at the ripe old age of 95...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 29, 2021 04:02 PM (8D42x)

7 "No."
-JP Morgan

Covid is over. Someone should tell the media.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 29, 2021 04:02 PM (LvTSG)

8 Whoa

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 29, 2021 04:02 PM (Do5/p)

9 Mess In Joe's Pants > Omicron Virus

Posted by: More Deadlier Than at November 29, 2021 04:02 PM (8m1jA)

10 The Mid-Term Variant will be roundly ignored by most folk. They're going to have to find some other justification for their shenanigans.

Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at November 29, 2021 04:03 PM (OUMaO)

11 Run For Your Lives! The Dreaded Omicron Variant Is Here! Oh...Wait...It's Even Milder Than The Others.
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"That's even worse, because ... ponders ..." - liberal sheep

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2021 04:03 PM (YqDXo)

12 They are freaking out about something this mild?

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 29, 2021 04:03 PM (hV9ir)

13 11 Run For Your Lives! The Dreaded Omicron Variant Is Here! Oh...Wait...It's Even Milder Than The Others.
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"That's even worse, because ... ponders ..." - liberal sheep
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2021 04:03 PM (YqDXo)

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Satire fail. Liberal sheep don't ponder. They prance.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 29, 2021 04:03 PM (LvTSG)

14 Omicron spelled any other way is moronic.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2021 04:03 PM (uXonU)

15 WE'RE ALL GOING TO .......get the sniffles.

Posted by: mikethemoose at November 29, 2021 04:04 PM (T/vhV)

16 Omicron spelled any other way is moronic.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2021 04:03 PM


I keep telling the little punk that.

Posted by: Omega at November 29, 2021 04:04 PM (m+jkK)

17 It presents mild disease with symptoms being sore muscles and tiredness for a day or two not feeling well

In my day we called that the flu, but I've heard the flu went extinct.

Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2021 04:04 PM (AytXr)

18 Shutting down everything is their only plan

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2021 04:04 PM (2JoB8)

19 I think this was referred to in the morning:

https://tinyurl.com/rbbevvsp

Ann Barnhardt's position on the new variant. Interesting to think about...

Thank the lord for tinyurl, this link woulda shut down the blog.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 29, 2021 04:05 PM (BgMrQ)

20 17 It presents mild disease with symptoms being sore muscles and tiredness for a day or two not feeling well

In my day we called that the flu, but I've heard the flu went extinct.
Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2021 04:04 PM (AytXr)

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Well, see, the flu wasn't dangerous to old people, and stuff.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 29, 2021 04:05 PM (LvTSG)

21 Forget new variants - what are the data on the original "vaccine"? Is it a short-term imperfect vaccine & mid-length therapeutic prophylactic? Given the moving target (evolving virus, i.e. exactly what is known to always happen), is there even data on which a solid conclusion can be reached about the original "vaccine"?

If flu shots seem to have no significant impact on mortality, which is the case, then why would this situation be any different, when we're talking an ILI with an age-stratified IFR below normal influenza for most of the population?

Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2021 04:05 PM (OTzUX)

22 "WHATEVER! SHUT UP AND GET THE SHOTS! DO IT NOW!!!"
--Biden Administration

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 04:05 PM (KZzsI)

23 Have a family friend that got her booster a couple of weeks ago.
Went to the hospital for blood clots, return of cancer that was in remission, last night a stroke and now she's out of intensive care and on comfort care.

Fauci and his minions are just plain evil.

Posted by: Bosk at November 29, 2021 04:05 PM (x6uUk)

24 True Fact : You can't spell Omicron without Moron.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 04:05 PM (Lrwak)

25 The reason the Bi den travel ban was implimented is because it is harmless.

Posted by: torabora at November 29, 2021 04:05 PM (fbHXO)

26 Biden's handlers better get him out of the habit of calling it Omnicron.

I typically have no desire to listen to that old, angry marionette. But, it was hilarious hearing him refer to the variant like that. I wonder how many facepalms were happening behind the scenes for that.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 29, 2021 04:05 PM (TNyrE)

27 It's more like the four common cold coronavirus variants and less like the Xi bioweapon variants. That's interesting in itself.

Posted by: Roy at November 29, 2021 04:05 PM (Ti+Tv)

28 Garn!

When I saw "nood variant", my first hope was that it would be an assortment of Joe Mannix pretty girl pics.

*Kicks dirt*

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 29, 2021 04:05 PM (dfRN6)

29 Nothing to do with anything, but it's still hilarious that the comments sidebar has links to ann coulter, NRO, etc.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 04:05 PM (6FeV1)

30 Shutting down everything is their only plan

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2021 04:04 PM (2JoB

The voters aren't going to mail-in vote for democrats themselves.

Posted by: flounder at November 29, 2021 04:05 PM (SH2Zi)

31 #twoweekstoflattenthecurve

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 29, 2021 04:06 PM (W2Pud)

32 The CCP bioweapon was designed by Fauci and his colleagues for maximum binding to the human ACE2 receptor. Any variant will not be near as effective as the original.

Posted by: Valiant at November 29, 2021 04:06 PM (3MiF8)

33 I call those symptoms "any day of the week" so I doubt I'd even notice if I had it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 04:06 PM (KZzsI)

34 the problem is they still have millions of doses in freezer storage that will have to be wasted to make room for a new variant specific vax. So they want to force everyone to take the left overs, even though they already don't work.

But the first shot or shots didn't work either. its not like they care. its all about the money.

Posted by: its a logistics and graft issue at November 29, 2021 04:06 PM (syOl/)

35 >> The CCP bioweapon was designed by Fauci and his colleagues for maximum binding to the human ACE2 receptor. Any variant will not be near as effective as the original.


Coming in 2022 : Covid Classic

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 04:06 PM (Lrwak)

36 27 It's more like the four common cold coronavirus variants and less like the Xi bioweapon variants. That's interesting in itself.
Posted by: Roy at November 29, 2021 04:05 PM (Ti+Tv)

Their domesticated virus has gone feral again.

That's actually good news, right? Assuming "Omicron" actually has anything at all to do with SARS-CoV-2...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 04:07 PM (6FeV1)

37 Health Officials Warn Against Jumping to Conclusions on Omicron Variant

A top doctor with the South African Medical Association, who helped alert authorities to the new CCP virus variant, told media outlets that Omicron has unusual but mild symptoms.


Sure, health officials in South Africa are warning. "Health officials" in every Western nation and Democrat city/state are ignoring that and jacking up fear and hysteria and implementing new tyrannical policies. The media will do what they usually do and censor this information from South Africa. Can't let the citizens have the facts.

38 days until I potentially lose my job, because I dare not get "vaccinated" while working from home the past 21 months, while all my UAW coworkers are completely exempt. Such a joyous holiday season...

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 29, 2021 04:07 PM (Do5/p)

38 And the one Fauci gives you doesn't do anything at all

Except kill you, especially when you are just small

Posted by: Jefferson Airplane (maybe) at November 29, 2021 04:07 PM (N3El/)

39 weird how almost everything that happens was predicted here weeks or months in advance !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (ahosz) at November 29, 2021 04:07 PM (ahosz)

40 I first read this as "OMNIcron" and I'm sticking with it.
Is it a variant or a Transformer?
A floor wax or a whipped topping?
A deadly pandemic or a less deadly variant of a virus that already has a 99+% survival rate?
YES!

But also, NO! It's a political op and I AM OVER IT.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 29, 2021 04:07 PM (bDqIh)

41 The CCP bioweapon was designed by Fauci and his colleagues for maximum binding to the human ACE2 receptor. Any variant will not be near as effective as the original.

Posted by: Valiant at November 29, 2021 04:06 PM (3MiF

That presumes that they got it right in the first instance. They can be evil AND incompetent.

Posted by: flounder at November 29, 2021 04:08 PM (SH2Zi)

42 It doesn't matter if we're lying to you!!!! Do what we say, you peons!!!!

Posted by: Your Betters at November 29, 2021 04:08 PM (7bRMQ)

43 And watch WA state use Omnicron as an excuse for more lockdowns and mask/vax mandates

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 29, 2021 04:09 PM (XvPQV)

44 So they want to force everyone to take the left overs, even though they already don't work.

so why don't they send them to third world nations that are still under 40% vaxxed? didn't he just say today that "WE" have to vascinate thte entire world, the planet even...and then...

Jupiter aligns with Mars!....and Mars aligns with Pluto...!

Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2021 04:09 PM (DJFLF)

45 And, more anecdotes, another co-worker just caught a bad case of COVID, for the second time, despite being vaxed.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 29, 2021 04:09 PM (XvPQV)

46 That presumes that they got it right in the first instance. They can be evil AND incompetent.
Posted by: flounder at November 29, 2021 04:08 PM (SH2Zi)

Mix a bunch of bullshit together and Cronenberg the entire planet.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 04:09 PM (6FeV1)

47

The only way to prevent the extinction of the human race is for you to drink your own jizz. With a nice urine chaser.

Posted by: D. Lama at November 29, 2021 04:09 PM (4f1Ci)

48
Israel is confirming that Moronic symptoms are "mild and different", just saw.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 29, 2021 04:09 PM (Mzdiz)

49 >>weird how almost everything that happens was predicted here weeks or months in advance !

Like, from the first week of the "two weeks to stop the spread" when the Dems pounced and seized on the Political Power of the Pandemic (P3).

Posted by: Lizzy at November 29, 2021 04:10 PM (bDqIh)

50 He caught it again because jabbed.

Posted by: WiNO at November 29, 2021 04:10 PM (EpDzw)

51 In the UK, they just declared that boosters should be gotten every 3 months.

Seems like the only way out is to "Go Swedish" and take the Omicron

Posted by: SMOD at November 29, 2021 04:10 PM (RHGPo)

52
45 And, more anecdotes, another co-worker just caught a bad case of COVID, for the second time, despite being vaxed.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 29, 2021 04:09 PM (XvPQV)

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Or maybe, because of being vaxxed.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 29, 2021 04:10 PM (k541x)

53 Another Greek letter variant, another day ending in "y."

Posted by: Yawns at November 29, 2021 04:10 PM (L39MN)

54 Maybe the new variant will lend immunity to all of the various covids. Lets hope. A minimal sickness version of a virus that provides immune response to the dangerous versions. Sounds like a vaccine. A real true vaccine.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 29, 2021 04:10 PM (0OmEj)

55 Off singing sock

Posted by: AZHiDesert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempore belli!) at November 29, 2021 04:10 PM (N3El/)

56 I went to the doctor this morning. She did not push the booster. She said she may or may not get it herself. She's going to wait a few months for more information. Told me I was good to go and not to worry about it.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2021 04:10 PM (45fpk)

57 I saw somewhere that South Africans are not pleased being put on no-fly lists for something that's as harmless as a common cold. How long before countries will not report any more so they are not punished economically?

Posted by: Decaf at November 29, 2021 04:11 PM (SRmHu)

58 Friday the markets freaked out over Omicron. Came back strong today.

I think the Boy Cried Wolf too many times and except for the scardiest of Karens people are just ignoring it.

Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2021 04:11 PM (mbFEM)

59 45 And, more anecdotes, another co-worker just caught a bad case of COVID, for the second time, despite being vaxed.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 29, 2021 04:09 PM (XvPQV)

Obligatory "Imagine how much worse it would have been if you weren't vaccinated"

Posted by: Roy at November 29, 2021 04:11 PM (Ti+Tv)

60 Query:

When the virus genes mutate, does that cause the shot to no longer target the spike protein, as it has mutated as well? I suppose I was assuming the shot targeted the structure but IAMNAV (I am not a virologist).

Posted by: Brunnhilde at November 29, 2021 04:11 PM (n9V8S)

61 Sounds like a vaccine. A real true vaccine.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 29, 2021 04:10 PM (0OmEj)


"Nooooooooooo!"

Posted by: Biomed CEOs Everywhere, All At Once at November 29, 2021 04:11 PM (6FeV1)

62 I have COVID now. I also walked a mile this morning. It's not fun, no virus is. If anybody finds my sense of smell, please bring it home. But that said, it's not the killer it has been made out to be.

Am I banned now?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 29, 2021 04:11 PM (VpIIl)

63 Seems like the only way out is to "Go Swedish" and take the Omicron

Posted by: SMOD at November 29, 2021 04:10 PM (RHGPo)

Mild symptoms seem to be the perfect case for not vaccinating, even if the vaccines were in fact perfect.

Posted by: flounder at November 29, 2021 04:12 PM (SH2Zi)

64 And, more anecdotes, another co-worker just caught a bad case of COVID, for the second time, despite being vaxed.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards,


Point. Laugh. Relentlessly.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2021 04:12 PM (uXonU)

65 Yeah, bunch of health care providers who worked a year every day, and got through the pandemic. Don't want to get a vax, get fired.

Should be interesting to see how it plays out since the hospital corporations are effectively attempting to coerce consent to medical treatment, in what is really a study, which would get them sued normally, and licenses pulled. Should be an interesting series of lawsuits.

Posted by: its a logistics and graft issue at November 29, 2021 04:12 PM (rIxgQ)

66 I'm still waiting for Dr. Fauci to fart in an elevator and declare his rancid intestinal gas as the new Pi variant of COVID.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 29, 2021 04:12 PM (BPuaD)

67 >>If anybody finds my sense of smell, please bring it home.


I really need to catch Covid.

Posted by: Huma Abedin at November 29, 2021 04:12 PM (Lrwak)

68 Biden "promises" that US Phizer/Moderna will develop boosters targeting the Moronic Variant.

Its not even here. It is mild. It appears to prefer the vaxxecuted, and apparently a drug that "targets" a specific variant no longer needs any form of testing or approval.

Science! Fauciism!

Posted by: Reuben Hick (Bannon Didn't Kill Himself) at November 29, 2021 04:12 PM (Gbl/2)

69 whoa, MI judge issues prelim injunction against BIdet admin force vaxx of health care workers:

https://tinyurl.com/2fa6kmbn

"plaintiffs are likely to succeed in establishing that mandates are arbitrary and capricious"

Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2021 04:12 PM (DJFLF)

70 45 And, more anecdotes, another co-worker just caught a bad case of COVID, for the second time, despite being vaxed.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 29, 2021 04:09 PM (XvPQV)

Ok, I can understand getting vaxxed then getting COVID. But once you actually get COVID, I thought that your immunity would be more robust than someone who was simply vaxxed. How would one then get COVID a second time?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 29, 2021 04:12 PM (mdjgu)

71 The Omicron Variant is my favorite Ludlum novel.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at November 29, 2021 04:12 PM (xPJvm)

72 67 >>If anybody finds my sense of smell, please bring it home.


I really need to catch Covid.
Posted by: Huma Abedin at November 29, 2021 04:12 PM (Lrwak)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 29, 2021 04:12 PM (LvTSG)

73 I think the Boy Cried Wolf too many times and except for the scardiest of Karens people are just ignoring it.
Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2021 04:11 PM (mbFEM)

And the scardiest of Karens still have the bulk of their nest eggs tucked away in Beanie Babies, so they're not gonna affect the market much.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 04:12 PM (6FeV1)

74 Maybe the new variant will lend immunity to all of the various covids. Lets hope. A minimal sickness version of a virus that provides immune response to the dangerous versions. Sounds like a vaccine. A real true vaccine.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 29, 2021 04:10 PM (0OmEj)

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We should all try to get this variant instead of the vaccine.

Posted by: Decaf at November 29, 2021 04:12 PM (SRmHu)

75 We discuss on the podcast WHICH ALL Y'ALL SHOULD LISTEN TO AHEM whether it's a Transformer, Wells Fargo's focus grouped name for WF's crypto offering, or the name of a boss level in a Spiderman game.

I will admit that Transformer really is the most likely.

Also that poor SA doctor who is all why are you making this a Thing, it's not a Thing, stop making it a Thing.

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at November 29, 2021 04:13 PM (mf5HN)

76 Jupiter aligns with Mars!....and Mars aligns with Pluto...!
Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2021 04:09 PM (DJFLF)
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And my moon aligns with Uranus...

Posted by: Mayor Pete at November 29, 2021 04:13 PM (o0WIV)

77 The Omicron Variant sounds like something written by Len Deighton.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 29, 2021 04:13 PM (P9T5R)

78 Am I banned now?
Posted by: Marcus T at November 29, 2021 04:11 PM (VpIIl)

How goes the battle my man?

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 29, 2021 04:13 PM (BgMrQ)

79 Stefan Baral
@sdbaral
Just so I understand the #omicronaffair well:

1) South African scientists characterize a variant.
2) The world blocks travel to EVERY Southern African country.
3) The world starts using the same sequencing strategy developed by South Africans and find lots of omicron.

Right?
7:55 AM - Nov 29, 2021

Posted by: Hands at November 29, 2021 04:13 PM (786Ro)

80 How would one then get COVID a second time?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 29, 2021 04:12 PM (mdjgu)

The vaccine interferes with your ability to form antibodies naturally?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 04:13 PM (6FeV1)

81 I have COVID now. I also walked a mile this morning. It's not fun, no virus is. If anybody finds my sense of smell, please bring it home. But that said, it's not the killer it has been made out to be.
==
Nice knowing you.

Posted by: Karen, arms crossed, nose in the air at November 29, 2021 04:13 PM (rIxgQ)

82 >>The Omicron Variant is my favorite Ludlum novel.

Well, it's my 2nd favorite Transformer (Bumblebee 4Ever!).

Posted by: Lizzy at November 29, 2021 04:13 PM (bDqIh)

83 The CCP bioweapon was designed by Fauci and his colleagues for maximum binding to the human ACE2 receptor. Any variant will not be near as effective as the original.
Posted by: Valiant at November 29, 2021 04:06 PM (3MiF

thank God the government is as efficient and successful as always...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 29, 2021 04:14 PM (8D42x)

84 whoa, MI judge issues prelim injunction against BIdet admin force vaxx of health care workers:

https://tinyurl.com/2fa6kmbn

"plaintiffs are likely to succeed in establishing that mandates are arbitrary and capricious"

Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2021 04:12 PM (DJFLF)

Outstanding.

Posted by: flounder at November 29, 2021 04:14 PM (SH2Zi)

85
the problem is they still have millions of doses in freezer storage that will have to be wasted to make room for a new variant specific vax. So they want to force everyone to take the left overs, even though they already don't work.

But the first shot or shots didn't work either. its not like they care. its all about the money.
Posted by: its a logistics and graft issue at November 29, 2021 04:06 PM (syOl/)


There's probably some bean counter at Pfizer who's looking at a case of distilled water and going "hmmmm...."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 29, 2021 04:14 PM (n+4am)

86 >> I also walked a mile this morning.


And I appreciate it.

Posted by: A Camel at November 29, 2021 04:14 PM (Lrwak)

87 Ok, I can understand getting vaxxed then getting COVID. But once you actually get COVID, I thought that your immunity would be more robust than someone who was simply vaxxed. How would one then get COVID a second time?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 29, 2021 04:12 PM (mdjgu)

*shrug emoticon*

Maybe the vax doesn't actually give you immunity.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 29, 2021 04:14 PM (XvPQV)

88 Maybe its an attack from Lrrr, ruler of Omicron Persei 8?

Posted by: weew at November 29, 2021 04:15 PM (+m+uH)

89 >>"plaintiffs are likely to succeed in establishing that mandates are arbitrary and capricious"


Much like the Meatloaf.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 04:15 PM (Lrwak)

90 You can't do something risky like not getting vaxxed or go outside without a mask because it is too dangerous.

Also all drugs should be legal cause nothing bad could happen.

-The left

Posted by: Bete at November 29, 2021 04:15 PM (F9322)

91 Covid is over. Someone should tell the media.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 29, 2021 04:02 PM (LvTSG)

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Someone should tell our medical establishment. If they were really into science they would be dancing in the streets and popping champagne corks now instead of clinging to "their" "Science".

Posted by: Decaf at November 29, 2021 04:15 PM (SRmHu)

92 "How goes the battle my man?

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 29, 2021 04:13 PM (BgMrQ) "

Brother, it just keeps getting better. Thank God I have been doing massive strength training to help fight off the COVID. More test on the other front in the next few weeks, then decision/date setting time in the New Year.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 29, 2021 04:15 PM (VpIIl)

93 The CCP bioweapon was designed by Fauci and his colleagues for maximum binding to the human ACE2 receptor. Any variant will not be near as effective as the original.

Coming in 2022 : Covid Classic
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 04:06 PM (Lrwak)

do we get cool retro jerseys like for the NHL Winter Classic?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 29, 2021 04:15 PM (8D42x)

94 Clicked and article yesterday that headlined the South African Dr. but then proceeded to fill it with Fauxci quotes.

Thanks for correcting that.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2021 04:15 PM (I9jxh)

95
The normal end-stage of viral evolution is to become basically a nuisance, but very transmissible. It's not an accident that the human immune system at the population level drives the virus to this end state. Good for the host, good for the virus. How about that?

The "immune soup" out there of leaky vaxxed plus unvaxxed has likely accelerated viral evolution.

Moronic may be the "happy" result. Very mild, but very transmissible. That's the best case, and it looks like that's what it is. But not enough data to know for sure.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 29, 2021 04:15 PM (Mzdiz)

96 91 Someone should tell our medical establishment. If they were really into science they would be dancing in the streets and popping champagne corks now instead of clinging to "their" "Science".
Posted by: Decaf at November 29, 2021 04:15 PM (SRmHu)

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And the March of Dimes would have closed up shop decades ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 29, 2021 04:15 PM (LvTSG)

97 80 How would one then get COVID a second time?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 29, 2021 04:12 PM (mdjgu)

The vaccine interferes with your ability to form antibodies naturally?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 04:13 PM (6FeV1)

Wow. I hope that's not the case, because otherwise there are going to be a LOT of angry people out there in a few years.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 29, 2021 04:15 PM (mdjgu)

98 I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 29, 2021 04:12 PM (LvTSG)


Where is Huma's face buried every night?

Think boy, think!!

Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2021 04:15 PM (DJFLF)

99 They can't say the Omicron is deadly, because it will hurt Biden. Had Trump been reelected, it would be the worst plague yet.

It's sad when all news is geared toward helping the Democrats.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 29, 2021 04:16 PM (p+1gI)

100 Come on up to the lab...

See what's in jab.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at November 29, 2021 04:17 PM (dyDJH)

101 54 Maybe the new variant will lend immunity to all of the various covids. Lets hope. A minimal sickness version of a virus that provides immune response to the dangerous versions. Sounds like a vaccine. A real true vaccine.

an organic, free range vaccine.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at November 29, 2021 04:17 PM (v3pYe)

102 >>Where is Huma's face buried every night?


I know this one. Grant's Tomb.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 04:17 PM (Lrwak)

103 That's good - injunction on CMS mandate ... but not Midwest.
==
States applicable: Alaska, Arkansas, Iowa, Kansas, Mo. Nebraska, New Hampshire, North. Da. South Da. Wyoming.

Posted by: so it begins at November 29, 2021 04:17 PM (PQuX9)

104 Coming in 2022 : Covid Classic
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 04:06 PM (Lrwak)

Covid 2: Sino-African Boogaloo.

Posted by: flounder at November 29, 2021 04:17 PM (SH2Zi)

105 We should all try to get this variant instead of the vaccine.
Posted by: Decaf at November 29, 2021 04:12 PM (SRmHu)

Sure. Good plan.

You will still have to pay us to get your life back, though.

Posted by: Big Pharma at November 29, 2021 04:17 PM (gECZB)

106 The Omicron Variant used to tour with Meatloaf back in the day, IIRC.

Posted by: Just Sayin' at November 29, 2021 04:17 PM (L39MN)

107 "plaintiffs are likely to succeed in establishing that mandates are arbitrary and capricious"


Much like the Meatloaf.
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 04:15 PM (Lrwak)

Like a Bat out of Hell

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 29, 2021 04:18 PM (XvPQV)

108 The vaccine interferes with your ability to form antibodies naturally?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 04:13 PM (6FeV1)

Wow. I hope that's not the case, because otherwise there are going to be a LOT of angry people out there in a few years.
Posted by: Darrell Harris


*cough We've been trying to say that cough*

Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2021 04:18 PM (uXonU)

109 This new varient has really mild symptoms, so we need some other method of scaring the public with it. Omnicron sounds pretty scary, and will avoid all the Chinese-connections with the name Xi!

Posted by: Fear Porn COVID naming panel at November 29, 2021 04:18 PM (JCZqz)

110 72 67 >>If anybody finds my sense of smell, please bring it home.


I really need to catch Covid.
Posted by: Huma Abedin at November 29, 2021 04:12 PM (Lrwak)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HILLARY'S FISH TACO SMELLS LIKE WEEK OLD GARBAGE

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 29, 2021 04:18 PM (OUMaO)

111 The Mid-Term Variant will be roundly ignored by most folk. They're going to have to find some other justification for their shenanigans.
Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at November 29, 2021 04:03 PM (OUMaO)

------------------

It doesn't matter what we think, it's what they decide is the reality. They have elections to steal and they will manage it with McConnell and McCarthy's help.

Posted by: Decaf at November 29, 2021 04:18 PM (SRmHu)

112
A mild variant of COVID-19 could actually be good news. Far more effective at introducing useful immunity than the (cash cow) mRNA vaccines.

We have seen indications that this COVID-19 'pandemic,' or something like it, appears to have been gamed out in advance. Maybe the plan was not to release this particular disease at this time, but all the players had their plans in place for such an event, prepared to cash in politically and economically.

So --- what have the powers that be got planned next, since apparently they don't see any need to work out the general outline in secret.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 29, 2021 04:18 PM (k541x)

113 Everyone should panic! And listen only to my voice!

Posted by: Dr. Tony Mengele-Fauci at November 29, 2021 04:18 PM (0jlHP)

114 RIP Jim Steinman

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 29, 2021 04:18 PM (XvPQV)

115 I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 29, 2021 04:12 PM (LvTSG)
---------------

I'm guessing the joke here is:
a) Covid symptoms include loss of your senses of taste and smell
b) Huma is intimate on a regular basis with Hillary
c) Hillary's advanced age, moral decrpitude, and questionable continence bring the state of her mish into question...

THEREFORE

Huma might wish to not have much of a sense of taste or smell.

Posted by: reason at November 29, 2021 04:18 PM (o0WIV)

116 >>>Coming in 2022 : Covid Classic
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 04:06 PM (Lrwak)


Crystal Covid in glass bottles!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 29, 2021 04:18 PM (bkUtD)

117 Come on up to the lab...

See what's in jab.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at November 29, 2021 04:17 PM (dyDJH)

You have to get the jab to find out what's in the jab.

Posted by: Nanzi at November 29, 2021 04:18 PM (SH2Zi)

118 110 I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HILLARY'S FISH TACO SMELLS LIKE WEEK OLD GARBAGE
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 29, 2021 04:18 PM (OUMaO)

=========

I get it now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 29, 2021 04:18 PM (LvTSG)

119 Is the Omicron Variant the one where Sir Laurence Olivier tortures Dustin Hoffman with dental tools?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 29, 2021 04:18 PM (HmZuC)

120 How long before we hear the following?

Top doctor with the South African Medical Association goes missing!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 29, 2021 04:18 PM (axyOa)

121 Someone should spread a rumor that the Omicron variant adds width and girth to the package.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 29, 2021 04:18 PM (mGl0Z)

122 Why do the blood-letters in control of "health" policy hate the Greeks -- and why are they expropriating their alphabet?

When they run out of Greek letters for every "variant," maybe they can start using those from da Ebonics alphabets ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at November 29, 2021 04:18 PM (ZltgY)

123 The vaccine interferes with your ability to form antibodies naturally?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 04:13 PM (6FeV1)

Wow. I hope that's not the case, because otherwise there are going to be a LOT of angry people out there in a few years.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 29, 2021 04:15 PM (mdjgu)

I'm not saying it's true, but it would be an explanation for why vaccinated people can catch the virus twice in a row.

The other explanation is that it was actually two different viruses and our testing capabilities are craptastic at best.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 04:18 PM (6FeV1)

124 II saw Genetic Drift open for The Rolling Stones at the Copa Cabana back in 2010.

Posted by: runner at November 29, 2021 04:18 PM (faXIs)

125 115 I'm guessing the joke here is:
a) Covid symptoms include loss of your senses of taste and smell
b) Huma is intimate on a regular basis with Hillary
c) Hillary's advanced age, moral decrpitude, and questionable continence bring the state of her mish into question...

THEREFORE

Huma might wish to not have much of a sense of taste or smell.
Posted by: reason at November 29, 2021 04:18 PM (o0WIV)

==========

This very dry explanation of the joke is quite amusing. Thank you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 29, 2021 04:19 PM (LvTSG)

126 Will Greg Abbott will immediately lock down Texas?

I bet he can't stand being in that wheelchair.

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 29, 2021 04:19 PM (DiVy8)

127 "Maybe the new variant will lend immunity to all of the various covids. Lets hope. A minimal sickness version of a virus that provides immune response to the dangerous versions. Sounds like a vaccine. A real true vaccine."

This is what, I believe is already happening to a degree with the Delta Variant. As always there are key groups at risk, and we need to focus on those people. But for those who get it and can work through it, like one does with every other virus, the immunity certainly appears superior to what the jab, two jabs, three jabs is providing.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 29, 2021 04:19 PM (VpIIl)

128 I'm mixed about the vaccines. Me, my wife, and 3 kids cam down with it about 2 months ago. My parents who drove the kids around everyday while me and wife were down didn't catch it. My wife was fully vaxed and caught it and spread it to us.

Posted by: Mishdog at November 29, 2021 04:19 PM (/VWLE)

129 Wow. I hope that's not the case, because otherwise there are going to be a LOT of angry people out there in a few years.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 29, 2021 04:15 PM (mdjgu)

There are going to be a lot of angry people out there, soon.

Posted by: Big Pharma at November 29, 2021 04:19 PM (gECZB)

130 When they run out of Greek letters for every "variant," maybe they can start using those from da Ebonics alphabets ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at November 29, 2021 04:18 PM (ZltgY)


I'm waiting for the LGBTQ alphabet types...and dreading the "Bitch please" variant

Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2021 04:20 PM (DJFLF)

131 Also all drugs should be legal cause nothing bad could happen.

This does bring up a good point. Almost all laws banning certain behavior is there because there's a chance it might be damaging or destructive to others. No, you can't drive drunk. No you cannot sell PCP to kids. No you cannot take pictures of naked little kids and sell them on the internet. No, you cannot sell your body on the street.

The left argues that's none of my business, that its up to each person, and that there's no direct harm to anyone if they take PCP or are hooking.

How does this argument not then connect to masks and shots? I'm fine with pot being legalized, even though I know its a terrible idea for people to smoke weed. That's up to them, and its a cost of liberty.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 04:20 PM (KZzsI)

132 Brother, it just keeps getting better. Thank God I have been doing massive strength training to help fight off the COVID. More test on the other front in the next few weeks, then decision/date setting time in the New Year.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 29, 2021 04:15 PM (VpIIl)

Go with God my son...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 29, 2021 04:20 PM (BgMrQ)

133 I'm not saying it's true, but it would be an explanation for why vaccinated people can catch the virus twice in a row.

The other explanation is that it was actually two different viruses and our testing capabilities are craptastic at best.
Posted by: Warai-otoko


Or, you don't crank out a "vaccine" in 6 months and expect it to work.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2021 04:20 PM (uXonU)

134 Omicron variant sounds like a Star Trek evasive maneuver.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 29, 2021 04:20 PM (AiZBA)

135 BREAKING: The African Omicron variant correlates with width and girth of the package.

Posted by: flounder at November 29, 2021 04:20 PM (SH2Zi)

136 >>This very dry explanation of the joke is quite amusing. Thank you.


I saw Pussy Dander open for Pussy Riot back in 03!

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 04:21 PM (Lrwak)

137 You have to get the jab to find out what's in the jab.

Posted by: Nanzi at November 29, 2021 04:18 PM (SH2Zi)

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We have to jab the children first to know how many the vaccines going to kill ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at November 29, 2021 04:21 PM (ZltgY)

138 So they want to force everyone to take the left overs, even though they already don't work.

so why don't they send them to third world nations that are still under 40% vaxxed? didn't he just say today that "WE" have to vascinate thte entire world, the planet even...and then...

Jupiter aligns with Mars!....and Mars aligns with Pluto...!
Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2021 04:09 PM (DJFLF)

it's ok. since Pluto is no longer a planet, there's only 8, and that's not enough to unlock the ending...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 29, 2021 04:21 PM (8D42x)

139 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HILLARY'S FISH TACO SMELLS LIKE WEEK OLD GARBAGE
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 29, 2021 04:18 PM (OUMaO)


Many Bothans died to bring us this information.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at November 29, 2021 04:21 PM (mVMcL)

140 The Omicron Variant sounds like a sci-fi novel.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 29, 2021 04:21 PM (cSyAR)

141 So if this is nothing worse than a common cold, that would still impart immunity against spike proteins and "other variants?"

Posted by: biggy at November 29, 2021 04:21 PM (dBjwN)

142 I get it now.

Where would we be without Ben?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 04:21 PM (KZzsI)

143 >>>BREAKING: The African Omicron variant correlates with width and girth of the package.
Posted by: flounder


Well, I'll obviously be fine.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 29, 2021 04:21 PM (bkUtD)

144 But once you actually get COVID, I thought that your immunity would be more robust than someone who was simply vaxxed.
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Corona virus mutates. Same way you can get the flu two years in a row. Or even different versions of the flu in the same year. If you get it again, you aren't getting the exact same thing as before and barring ADE from a clot shot, you should do better.

Posted by: so it begins at November 29, 2021 04:21 PM (rrkNf)

145 Or, you don't crank out a "vaccine" in 6 months and expect it to work.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2021 04:20 PM (uXonU)

If it mimics the wrong protein, what do you expect?

Posted by: Roy at November 29, 2021 04:21 PM (Ti+Tv)

146 Normally yes, a virus becomes more virulent but (usually?) less deadly. ... BUT using a leaky (not effective enough) vaccine can potentially "help" the virus become resistant and more deadly. The variants survive and adapt to each new booster, till even natural immunity doesn't work.

I can't imagine the exact mechanics of that ... but that is what Real Men of science have been saying. They could be breeding a "superbug" type virus, like they feared with bacteria becoming adapted to all the antibiotics (since they are used so indiscriminately).

Posted by: illiniwek at November 29, 2021 04:21 PM (Cus5s)

147 Data/Datum?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2021 04:22 PM (kBuGL)

148 142 I get it now.

Where would we be without Ben?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 04:21 PM (KZzsI)

=======

Much further behind on the comedic curve, for sure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 29, 2021 04:22 PM (LvTSG)

149 Someone should spread a rumor that the Omicron variant adds width and girth to the package.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 29, 2021 04:18 PM (mGl0Z)

It makes semen taste either like chocolate or boxed wines.

Posted by: Yeah I went there at November 29, 2021 04:22 PM (4I/2K)

150 116 >>>Coming in 2022 : Covid Classic
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 04:06 PM (Lrwak)

Crystal Covid in glass bottles!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 29, 2021 04:18 PM (bkUtD)

This time with real sugar!

Posted by: Robert Goizueta at November 29, 2021 04:22 PM (BgMrQ)

151 sore muscles and tiredness for a day

EEK! I so scared!

I think we ought to start a GoFundMe for Fauci: a million bucks if he stays off TV for a week.

Posted by: PJ1 at November 29, 2021 04:22 PM (G1dq6)

152 it's ok. since Pluto is no longer a planet, there's only 8, and that's not enough to unlock the ending...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 29, 2021 04:21 PM (8D42x)


Damn you, Neil deGrasse Tyson.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 29, 2021 04:22 PM (AiZBA)

153 Well, I'll obviously be fine.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 29, 2021 04:21 PM (bkUtD)


You know the rule

Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2021 04:22 PM (DJFLF)

154 You know what will cure this? Mail In Voting!

Posted by: The Democratic Party at November 29, 2021 04:22 PM (jEjoo)

155 so why don't they send them to third world nations that are still under 40% vaxxed?
==
they won't take them. Serious. African nations and Japan are like fcuk it. we don't need your stinking vaccines.

Posted by: so it begins at November 29, 2021 04:23 PM (PQuX9)

156 WHATEVER! SHUT UP AND GET THE SHOTS! DO IT NOW!!!

Let me get this straight- if I get vaccinated, I'm now at risk from the unvaccinated?!

Posted by: The Unvaccinated at November 29, 2021 04:23 PM (vOGqy)

157 >>>I think we ought to start a GoFundMe for Fauci: a million bucks if he stays off TV for a week.
Posted by: PJ1


I honestly wish Fauci gets the covid.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 29, 2021 04:23 PM (bkUtD)

158 Or, you don't crank out a "vaccine" in 6 months and expect it to work.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2021 04:20 PM (uXonU)

Yes, but the original question was, vaccine or not, how do you catch the same virus twice in a row in quick succession? Wouldn't your normal immunity from having it the first time keep you from the second case?

So either it's not the same virus, or something is preventing the first case from developing your immunity as it normally would. That was what I was getting at.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 04:23 PM (6FeV1)

159 I bet he can't stand being in that wheelchair.

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 29, 2021 04:19 PM (DiVy

Yes, I am your friend!

Posted by: The Oxford Comma at November 29, 2021 04:23 PM (7bRMQ)

160 (or maybe virulent is the wrong word, I think I was corrected on that once ... and forgot details ... but spreads more easily)

Posted by: illiniwek at November 29, 2021 04:23 PM (Cus5s)

161 109 This new varient has really mild symptoms, so we need some other method of scaring the public with it. Omnicron sounds pretty scary, and will avoid all the Chinese-connections with the name Xi!

Posted by: Fear Porn COVID naming panel at November 29, 2021 04:18 PM (JCZqz)

They're all the Xi virus. Born and Bred in Wuhan China. Fauci was it's donor.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 04:23 PM (ynpvh)

162 143 >>>BREAKING: The African Omicron variant correlates with width and girth of the package.
Posted by: flounder

Well, I'll obviously be fine.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 29, 2021 04:21 PM (bkUtD)

Phew...

Posted by: Irishman Everywhere at November 29, 2021 04:23 PM (BgMrQ)

163 so why don't they send them to third world nations that are still under 40% vaxxed? didn't he just say today that "WE" have to vascinate thte entire world, the planet even...and then...

Jupiter aligns with Mars!....and Mars aligns with Pluto...!
Posted by: kallisto

Because Africa said, and I quote, "go fuck yourselves!"

Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2021 04:23 PM (uXonU)

164 >>>It presents mild disease with symptoms being sore muscles and tiredness for a day or two not feeling well.


These days, I call that closing the bar on a Friday night.

Posted by: Roy at November 29, 2021 04:23 PM (Ti+Tv)

165 I honestly wish Fauci gets the covid.

Funny how nobody really powerful ever gets seriously ill or dies from the stuff huh?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 04:24 PM (KZzsI)

166 WHATEVER! SHUT UP AND GET THE SHOTS! DO IT NOW!!!

Let me get this straight- if I get vaccinated, I'm now at risk from the unvaccinated?!

Posted by: The Unvaccinated at November 29, 2021 04:23 PM (vOGqy)

Fuck it, just break out the ovens already.

Posted by: The Vaccinated at November 29, 2021 04:24 PM (SH2Zi)

167 When they run out of Greek letters for every "variant," maybe they can start using those from da Ebonics alphabets ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at November 29, 2021 04:18 PM (ZltgY)


Futhark (runes) or Hebrew.


Variant "thorn" is classier than variant "Gemel"

Fight me

Posted by: Kindltot at November 29, 2021 04:24 PM (P9T5R)

168 10 The Mid-Term Variant will be roundly ignored by most folk. They're going to have to find some other justification for their shenanigans.
Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at November 29, 2021 04:03 PM (OUMaO)

"In response to threats of domestic terrorist attacks at polling places, our Dear Leader President Harris (PBUH) has ordered all elections to be conducted via mailed ballots, which will be collected door-to-door by brave Organizing for America volunteers."

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at November 29, 2021 04:24 PM (LCZYi)

169 Wait, how does it correlate?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2021 04:24 PM (kBuGL)

170 Because Africa said, and I quote, "go fuck yourselves!"'

They keep that up and I'm going to stop blessing the rains down there

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 04:24 PM (KZzsI)

171 Omicron variant sounds like a Star Trek evasive maneuver.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 29, 2021 04:20 PM (AiZBA)

Like the Corbomite bluff.

Posted by: Fascinating, Captain at November 29, 2021 04:24 PM (4I/2K)

172 "Of those infected some are currently being treated at home."

At home? Treated? How? What's the treatment? HMMMMMMMMMMM?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 29, 2021 04:24 PM (1t5dY)

173 Friday the markets freaked out over Omicron. Came back strong today.

Goldman Sachs put out a statement over the weekend basically that they think Omicron is bullshit. That's what brought the markets back up today.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 29, 2021 04:25 PM (ZGrMX)

174 If it mimics the wrong protein, what do you expect?
==
The one protein the decided to model was also the one that mutates the fastest. Thus limiting even in the best case scenario the time line of effectiveness. I guess it was the one they were most confident in being able to model accurately, but a natural infection would give you immunity to all the proteins.

Posted by: so it begins at November 29, 2021 04:25 PM (PQuX9)

175 Omicron variant sounds like a Star Trek evasive maneuver.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 29, 2021 04:20 PM (AiZBA)

-------------------
There was a Federation colony on Omicron Ceti III.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 29, 2021 04:25 PM (TNyrE)

176 So either it's not the same virus, or something is preventing the first case from developing your immunity as it normally would. That was what I was getting at.
Posted by: Warai-otoko


10-4. Misunderstood. You are correct.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2021 04:25 PM (uXonU)

177 The vaccine interferes with your ability to form antibodies naturally?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 04:13 PM (6FeV1)

Wow. I hope that's not the case, because otherwise there are going to be a LOT of angry people out there in a few years.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 29, 2021 04:15 PM (mdjgu)

I'm not saying it's true, but it would be an explanation for why vaccinated people can catch the virus twice in a row.

The other explanation is that it was actually two different viruses and our testing capabilities are craptastic at best.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 04:18 PM (6FeV1)

embrace the power of "and"?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 29, 2021 04:25 PM (8D42x)

178 Someone should tell our medical establishment. If they were really into science they would be dancing in the streets and popping champagne corks now instead of clinging to "their" "Science".
Posted by: Decaf at November 29, 2021 04:15 PM (SRmHu)
I

Beware the Medical-Industrial Complex!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 29, 2021 04:25 PM (axyOa)

179 they won't take them. Serious. African nations and Japan are like fcuk it. we don't need your stinking vaccines.

Posted by: so it begins at November 29, 2021 04:23 PM (PQuX9)


I know from my Lebanese friends that the muzzies there will not get jabbed. With the result being that the 'ro runs rampant in the Christian areas and the muslim zones are virtually untouched by the bug

Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2021 04:26 PM (DJFLF)

180 >>>Friday the markets freaked out over Omicron. Came back strong today.


I think they confused it with a new cryptocurrency, but finally figured it out.

Posted by: Roy at November 29, 2021 04:26 PM (Ti+Tv)

181 They could swap to Cyrillic letters. Kinda like Greek.

We're in danger from the Shchaw variant!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 04:26 PM (KZzsI)

182 Much further behind on the comedic curve, for sure.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 29, 2021 04:22 PM (LvTSG)

Where would we be without AMY SCHUMER?!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at November 29, 2021 04:26 PM (gECZB)

183 "The data are sparse"

A datum cannot be sparse so multiple datums cannot be any more sparse. The collectivity of datum - data (in the sense of a collective noun) - may be sparse.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 29, 2021 04:26 PM (KAi1n)

184 162 143 >>>BREAKING: The African Omicron variant correlates with width and girth of the package.
Posted by: flounder

Well, I'll obviously be fine.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 29, 2021 04:21 PM (bkUtD)

Phew...
Posted by: Irishman Everywhere at November 29, 2021 04:23 PM (BgMrQ)

Well, since the Africans aren't dying of it, Fauci must see it as a life-threatening variant.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 04:26 PM (ynpvh)

185 >> UT using a leaky (not effective enough) vaccine can potentially "help" the virus become resistant and more deadly

That's the Marek's scenario, and it can happen. It's also possible to go the other way and drive it to the natural end state. It all depends on a bunch of factors no one really understands fully, they've barely scratched the surface.

Moronic looks to be very vaccine evading, but very mild.

BTW "virulence" refers to deadliness, not transmissibility. There is much confusion on this. The normal course is for a virus to become less virulent and more transmissible.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 29, 2021 04:26 PM (Mzdiz)

186
This very dry explanation of the joke is quite amusing. Thank you.

I saw Pussy Dander open for Pussy Riot back in 03!
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 04:21 PM (Lrwak)


That tour was a lot better when they added Nashville Pussy as the headliner starting with the Cow Palace show.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 29, 2021 04:26 PM (n+4am)

187 182 Much further behind on the comedic curve, for sure.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 29, 2021 04:22 PM (LvTSG)

Where would we be without AMY SCHUMER?!
Posted by: Amy Schumer at November 29, 2021 04:26 PM (gECZB)

=========

Further ahead on the comedic curve.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 29, 2021 04:26 PM (LvTSG)

188 The Vaccine, much like the Cake, is a lie.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 04:27 PM (Lrwak)

189 When these vaccines are finally determined to be a complete and catastrophic failure, who do you think will get the blame?

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 29, 2021 04:27 PM (DiVy8)

190 I honestly wish Fauci gets the covid.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 29, 2021 04:23 PM (bkUtD)


I am sure he's on an Ivermectin regimen.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 29, 2021 04:27 PM (Ez6QX)

191 The Marxists don't want it to end, so everything they can do to continue it they will.

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2021 04:27 PM (2JoB8)

192 Goldman Sachs put out a statement over the weekend basically that they think Omicron is bullshit. That's what brought the markets back up today.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 29, 2021 04:25 PM (ZGrMX)


This is significant. Looks like there's now a fight between the money men and the NWO totalitarian types.

Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2021 04:27 PM (DJFLF)

193 The vaccine interferes with your ability to form antibodies naturally?

I do not know the actual mechanism, but the docs who came up with the mRNA process say that it damages your body's immune system reaction. They warned about it a year ago. Supposedly your body will recover, but it does make you more vulnerable to infection for months after taking it. Plus, unknown long-term consequences.

And apparently severe harm to unborn babies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 04:27 PM (KZzsI)

194 >>That tour was a lot better when they added Nashville Pussy as the headliner starting with the Cow Palace show.


That right there is a band you should NEVER miss. Nashville Pussy rocks.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 04:27 PM (Lrwak)

195 Hieroglyphic variants?

"Doctors are tracking the One-legged-Ibis-with-a-reed-sticking-out-of-its-ass variant...."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 04:28 PM (6FeV1)

196 192 This is significant. Looks like there's now a fight between the money men and the NWO totalitarian types.
Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2021 04:27 PM (DJFLF)

=========

"We'll show them. We'll fund the campaigns of weak willed Republicans who will do next to nothing to stop the leftist takeover of everything. That'll show 'em!"
-The monied men

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 29, 2021 04:28 PM (LvTSG)

197 171 Omicron variant sounds like a Star Trek evasive maneuver.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 29, 2021 04:20 PM (AiZBA)
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Boostahs always in the left arm in the second half of the hour.

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at November 29, 2021 04:28 PM (rahKx)

198 They could swap to Cyrillic letters. Kinda like Greek.

We're in danger from the Shchaw variant!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 04:26 PM (KZzsI)


Fauci has already chosen to use the dark writing of Mordor.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 29, 2021 04:28 PM (AiZBA)

199 Run for your lives!!!
Run to the hills!!!

Posted by: THE Bruce Dickinson at November 29, 2021 04:28 PM (KAi1n)

200 Now someone put this in my head:

'When the moon is in the second house,
and Jupiter aligns with Mars...
*bang* *Bang* *BANG*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2021 04:28 PM (kBuGL)

201 Where would we be without AMY SCHUMER?!
Posted by: Amy Schumer

"Where would we be without George Lopez????"
--George Lopez

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 04:28 PM (KZzsI)

202 When these vaccines are finally determined to be a complete and catastrophic failure, who do you think will get the blame?
==
Just in time for the next presidential election baby! Just Like I Planned!

Posted by: Soros at November 29, 2021 04:28 PM (rvdgR)

203 Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 04:28 PM (6FeV1)

Oh yeah, that's the one that just kind of sneaks up on you

Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2021 04:28 PM (DJFLF)

204 Unicron variant killed Megatron

Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2021 04:29 PM (CYnTg)

205 Maxwell needs to declare herself a hostile witness and testify for the prosecution.

Posted by: torabora at November 29, 2021 04:29 PM (fbHXO)

206 Biden's handlers better get him out of the habit of calling it Omnicron.

I typically have no desire to listen to that old, angry marionette. But, it was hilarious hearing him refer to the variant like that. I wonder how many facepalms were happening behind the scenes for that.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 29, 2021 04:05 PM (TNyrE)


The best part is, he likely has no idea he's saying that, and is fighting tooth and nail anybody that tells him he is, even has he repeats omnicron over and over.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 04:29 PM (wAnMi)

207 >>> I honestly wish Fauci gets the covid.

In the movies, the evil mastermind usually designs a strain that ignores someone with his DNA.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 29, 2021 04:29 PM (HmZuC)

208 And, more anecdotes, another co-worker just caught a bad case of COVID, for the second time, despite being vaxed.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards,

---------------------

I'm starting to suspect that the tests are completely bunkum and everything is COVID.

Posted by: Decaf at November 29, 2021 04:29 PM (SRmHu)

209 The Omnicron: Members of the Democrat-Media Complex enter The Omnicron two at a time to determine who has the lowest IQ. The final low IQ champion from the National Finals round will go to the Omnicron Super Dunce Bowl to challenge reigning 87-time champion, Joe The Scranton Moron, for the Golden Dunce Cap.

Posted by: Gref at November 29, 2021 04:30 PM (AMIL/)

210 >>I'm starting to suspect that the tests are completely bunkum and everything is COVID.


Like Cancer.

Posted by: Joe Jackson at November 29, 2021 04:30 PM (Lrwak)

211 Fauci needs something serious never mind the coof....

Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2021 04:30 PM (CYnTg)

212 Biden is gonna show up and act like the old cop in Hot Fuzz one of these press conferences.

"mumble mumble mumble TITS"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 04:30 PM (KZzsI)

213 Soon will be the squiggly lines-scarab beetle variant.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 29, 2021 04:30 PM (Ls/45)

214 204 Unicron variant killed Megatron

Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2021 04:29 PM (CYnTg)

I read that as Unicorn.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 04:30 PM (ynpvh)

215 I think everyone needs to remember we are 19 months into "2 weeks to flatten the curve" straight from fauci's mouth.

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at November 29, 2021 04:31 PM (bVYXr)

216 BTW "virulence" refers to deadliness, not transmissibility. There is much confusion on this. The normal course is for a virus to become less virulent and more transmissible.


Correct, and the reason for this is that the mechanism a virus uses to adjust to succeed in an environment is reductive, not additive! it's a virus, so already pretty simple, and it jettisons parts that are not helping it stay "alive" in the environment.

despite the possible GoF and lab-created start this baby had, it's going the normal way a normal virus would, helped along by our natural immune systems, DESPITE the folly of a weird-ass "leaky" non-vaccine pushed on multitudes.

TPTB tried everything here. To kill us, I suppose, or at least keep us scared.

They failed. Time to turn this thing around on THEM.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 29, 2021 04:31 PM (j9HX3)

217 The worst part about Slow Ben socking is trying to remember how to spell his frakking name...

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 29, 2021 04:31 PM (OUMaO)

218 I'm waiting for the LGBTQ alphabet types...and dreading the "Bitch please" variant
Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2021 04:20 PM (DJFLF)

I read that as Bitch Pudding.

Probably NSFW. No nudity but naughty language

https://tinyurl.com/3c42w26f

Posted by: Beartooth at November 29, 2021 04:31 PM (KTaZ8)

219 But once you actually get COVID, I thought that your immunity would be more robust than someone who was simply vaxxed.
==============
I recovered from covid fairly quickly, though I have ongoing lung issues. Last week, out of curiosity, I went and got an antibody test. You can also do so at LabCorp, without a doctors script (they provide one there) and it was paid for by insurance.

My antibodies were very high, and I wasn't surprised given I just recovered from covid. My doctor sent me a WSJ article arguing I should schedule a booster shot anyway. The article argued that TCell generation was superior from the vaccine when compared to naturally occurring immunity. I am ignoring that argument as contrary to common sense.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 29, 2021 04:31 PM (0jlHP)

220 Before COVID: "Bobby's out sick. Some kinda bad flu." "Oh, that sucks."

After COVID: "BOBBY'S OUT WITH THE COVID!!!!" "OH MY GOD NO"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 04:31 PM (6FeV1)

221 212 Biden is gonna show up and act like the old cop in Hot Fuzz one of these press conferences.

"mumble mumble mumble TITS"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 04:30 PM (KZzsI)

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BREAKING: President Biden has taken up bird watching. More on the next hour of Reliable Sources with the Potato.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 29, 2021 04:31 PM (LvTSG)

222 Slow Ben-B-Gone.

Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at November 29, 2021 04:31 PM (OUMaO)

223 206 Biden's handlers better get him out of the habit of calling it Omnicron.

I typically have no desire to listen to that old, angry marionette. But, it was hilarious hearing him refer to the variant like that. I wonder how many facepalms were happening behind the scenes for that.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 29, 2021 04:05 PM (TNyrE)

The best part is, he likely has no idea he's saying that, and is fighting tooth and nail anybody that tells him he is, even has he repeats omnicron over and over.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 04:29 PM (wAnMi)
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Once he's in full "Weekend at Biden's" mode, they can call it the Necro-omnicron.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 29, 2021 04:31 PM (lNHqD)

224 gee... ace of this week too? (not complaining about the co-bloggers)

Posted by: ziggggyeeee at November 29, 2021 04:31 PM (AsMdZ)

225 204 Unicron variant killed Megatron
Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2021 04:29 PM (CYnTg)

Well, Optimus Prime laid the smack down on Megatron. Unicron converted him to Galvitron. Then Unicron laid the smack on Galvitron when he got uppity.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2021 04:31 PM (kBuGL)

226 202 When these vaccines are finally determined to be a complete and catastrophic failure, who do you think will get the blame?
==
Just in time for the next presidential election baby! Just Like I Planned!
Posted by: Soros


Our polling will shine a light on the failure(s)

Posted by: Larry Sabato and Frank Luntz at November 29, 2021 04:32 PM (DiVy8)

227 So someone explain how businesses are "forced" to implement Biden's "federal contractor mandate" on all salaried employees of the Big 3 automakers, yet can exempt the UAW employees of all the Big 3 automakers.

Where are the legal details of the "federal contractor mandate"? I need to find out where in those details it allows for mass exemptions of employees for no other reason than "union".

And which mandates now have federal court holds on them? There's this recent CMS for certain states healthcare workers and one other one, right?

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 29, 2021 04:32 PM (Do5/p)

228 We took the usual flu precautions (with NO vaccinations at all) this year. Both of us last December got sick as hell for a week and have been ok since. What we had was most emphatically not flu. I still think it was covid, but the blood draw and test revealed nothing conclusive.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 29, 2021 04:32 PM (KATBx)

229 What the fuck is milder? Double asymptomatic?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 29, 2021 04:32 PM (44ww/)

230 215 That was before they realized how far they could push and get away with it...

Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2021 04:32 PM (CYnTg)

231 The Vaccine, much like the Cake, is a lie.
Posted by: garrett


How about The Cure?

Hahhaha!

Posted by: runner at November 29, 2021 04:32 PM (faXIs)

232 Nobody wants COVID and I don't wish it on anyone. It's all the worst parts of the cold and flu, just like most other viruses. I just wish people would be a little skeptical and more intellectual about what they are being told. COVID isn't some kind of religion, nor is it a cause for fear and ergo yielding unfettered, unquestionable power to the government.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 29, 2021 04:33 PM (VpIIl)

233 Where would we be without Greta Thunberg?

Posted by: Greta Thunberg at November 29, 2021 04:33 PM (L39MN)

234 Let me be clear: I will eradicate Comic-con.

Posted by: President Biden at November 29, 2021 04:33 PM (HmZuC)

235 >> gee... ace of this week too?


He said he'd be back for Rapey Tuesday, I think?

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 04:33 PM (Lrwak)

236 224 gee... ace of this week too? (not complaining about the co-bloggers)
Posted by: ziggggyeeee at November 29, 2021 04:31 PM (AsMdZ)

Well, I am guessing it was because he popped a post on Monday of last week, so he gets another day.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2021 04:33 PM (kBuGL)

237 No Omicron..

Its the Unicorn Variant... because it's a fucking MYTH.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 29, 2021 04:33 PM (oHd/0)

238 224 gee... ace of this week too? (not complaining about the co-bloggers)
Posted by: ziggggyeeee at November 29, 2021 04:31 PM (AsMdZ)

I believe he'll be back tomorrow.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 29, 2021 04:33 PM (mdjgu)

239 They failed. Time to turn this thing around on THEM.


I'm quoting myself lol because I forgot to add ... "Dammit! They're getting away!" from that awesome WWII US-vs-Japan anecdote

it's past time for Fauci and his roving band of psychos to feel the heat.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 29, 2021 04:33 PM (j9HX3)

240 And, more anecdotes, another co-worker just caught a bad case of COVID, for the second time, despite being vaxed.
==
Countries with vary high vax rates also have had big surges Ireland and Israel. It prolly doesn't work for shit, and it might also impair your immune system or lead to ADE in a second infection. That happened in prior small tests of other MRNA treatments.

Posted by: so you got that going for ya at November 29, 2021 04:33 PM (rvdgR)

241 Sounds like it would make sense for everyone to catch this variant instead of chancing the vaccine but, no, they are trying to use it to scare more people into making more money for Pfiizer.

Posted by: leber at November 29, 2021 04:33 PM (NdqLH)

242 Reminder: 100 variant rule

Posted by: Hands at November 29, 2021 04:33 PM (786Ro)

243 Once he's in full "Weekend at Biden's" mode, they can call it the Necro-omnicron.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 29, 2021 04:31 PM (lNHqD)


Klaatu Barrada Nicto. -- Bruce Campbell

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 29, 2021 04:33 PM (AiZBA)

244 Man knows his Transformers lore...

Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2021 04:33 PM (CYnTg)

245 229 What the fuck is milder? Double asymptomatic?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 29, 2021 04:32 PM (44ww/)

Double Secret Unplus Asymptomatic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2021 04:34 PM (kBuGL)

246 Biden's handlers better get him out of the habit of calling it Omnicron.

I saw the Little River Band front for The B-52s at the Omnicron in Atlanta in 1985...

Posted by: Boswell at November 29, 2021 04:34 PM (5iUNf)

247 243
Klaatu Barrada Nicto. -- Bruce Campbell
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 29, 2021 04:33 PM (AiZBA)

========

Maybe you didn't get every little syllable 100% right.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 29, 2021 04:34 PM (LvTSG)

248 Where would we be without Greta Thunberg?

...*reading a moment* *scowly face* HOW DARE YOU! *face relaxes, reads more*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 04:34 PM (KZzsI)

249 So the Omicron variant is to CCP-Co2 as cowpox is to smallpox.

Sign me up!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 29, 2021 04:34 PM (huCvK)

250 241 Sounds like it would make sense for everyone to catch this variant instead of chancing the vaccine but, no, they are trying to use it to scare more people into making more money for Pfiizer.
Posted by: leber at November 29, 2021 04:33 PM (NdqLH)

Catching this milder variant from Southern Africa protects people from COVID?

WELL THEN LOCK THAT SHIT DOWN PRONTO!!!!!!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 04:34 PM (6FeV1)

251
OMICRONNNNNN!

*jumps out of window*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2021 04:34 PM (/U27+)

252 The Omicron strain.

Posted by: runner at November 29, 2021 04:34 PM (faXIs)

253 My antibodies were very high, and I wasn't surprised given I just recovered from covid. My doctor sent me a WSJ article arguing I should schedule a booster shot anyway. The article argued that TCell generation was superior from the vaccine when compared to naturally occurring immunity.[ . . . ]
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 29, 2021 04:31 PM (0jlHP)


The Wall Street Journal? This is truly an example of how much distrust there is out there for the Lancet and JAMA

I would never go to the WSJ for information for health care and medical decisions. Everyone knows they are there for dating advice.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 29, 2021 04:35 PM (P9T5R)

254 Maybe you didn't get every little syllable 100% right.

"I said the words!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 04:35 PM (KZzsI)

255 yet can exempt the UAW employees of all the Big 3 automakers.

wait...my BF is a UAW shop member, but not in auto manufacturing...he's on the CH47 line

Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2021 04:35 PM (DJFLF)

256 Countries with vary high vax rates also have had big surges Ireland and Israel. It prolly doesn't work for shit, and it might also impair your immune system or lead to ADE in a second infection. That happened in prior small tests of other MRNA treatments.
Posted by: so you got that going for ya at November 29, 2021 04:33 PM (rvdgR)


I think it's Gibraltar that's 100% vaccinated and has a huge outbreak.

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at November 29, 2021 04:35 PM (mf5HN)

257 143 >>>BREAKING: The African Omicron variant correlates with width and girth of the package.
Posted by: flounder

I must have it REALLY bad! Damn you Trump!

Posted by: Megan McCain at November 29, 2021 04:35 PM (JCZqz)

258 TPTB tried everything here. To kill us, I suppose, or at least keep us scared.

They failed. Time to turn this thing around on THEM.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 29, 2021 04:31 PM (j9HX3)

All the undecorated lamp posts in the Capital are just sitting there . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at November 29, 2021 04:35 PM (4I/2K)

259 244 Man knows his Transformers lore...
Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2021 04:33 PM (CYnTg)

That movie was SEARED into my 12(?) year old memory. What a bloodbath.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2021 04:35 PM (kBuGL)

260 The Vaccine, much like the Cake, is a lie.
Posted by: garrett

How about The Cure?

Hahhaha!
Posted by: runner at November 29, 2021 04:32 PM (faXIs)

I do believe they finally broke up. but they were all the rage in the 80s and early 90s with the girls...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 29, 2021 04:35 PM (8D42x)

261 To start a real zombie apocalypse they need to get back in the lab

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2021 04:35 PM (2JoB8)

262 229 What the fuck is milder? Double asymptomatic?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 29, 2021 04:32 PM (44ww/)

lacks Jalapenos or Habaneros. Made with Anaheim Chiles instead.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 04:36 PM (ynpvh)

263 I heard the Omigod Variant gives you 4 hour boners.

Posted by: wth at November 29, 2021 04:36 PM (v0R5T)

264 The South Africans have an interest in downplaying this. They don't want to be cutoff from the world. They might very well be correct, but I'm going to wait and see and not just take their word for it.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 29, 2021 04:36 PM (xPl2J)

265 I love the cure, and not just because hot goth girls loved them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 04:36 PM (KZzsI)

266 gee... ace of this week too? (not complaining about the co-bloggers)
Posted by: ziggggyeeee at November 29, 2021 04:31 PM (AsMdZ)


I think that gofundme shut down the page to raise Ace's bail, it seems the people from that furry convention really put up a stink on twitter.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 04:36 PM (wAnMi)

267 Sounds like it would make sense for everyone to catch this variant instead of chancing the vaccine but, no, they are trying to use it to scare more people into making more money for Pfiizer.
===
step right up get your tickets!!!

Posted by: Bug Safari to Africa at November 29, 2021 04:36 PM (L7mjA)

268 261 To start a real zombie apocalypse they need to get back in the lab
Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2021 04:35 PM (2JoB

=========

"I ordered Captain Trips, dammit! All you got me was a glorified flu and we've had to pump the numbers on that just to make it sort of scary! The next plague better have a discount!"
-Fauci

"No discount. You pay double."
-China

"Fine. But I'm keeping the pen."
-Fauci

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 29, 2021 04:36 PM (LvTSG)

269 232 Nobody wants COVID and I don't wish it on anyone. It's all the worst parts of the cold and flu, just like most other viruses. I just wish people would be a little skeptical and more intellectual about what they are being told. COVID isn't some kind of religion, nor is it a cause for fear and ergo yielding unfettered, unquestionable power to the government.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 29, 2021 04:33 PM (VpIIl)

Amen. I got it last month, and even though I wouldn't shut the country down over it, it wasn't exactly a walk in the park, either. It sucked, even though I took IVM + D + C + Zinc. It felt a little different from the last time I had 'regular' flu, and I hated when I got sick that time as well.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 29, 2021 04:36 PM (mdjgu)

270 74 Maybe the new variant will lend immunity to all of the various covids. Lets hope. A minimal sickness version of a virus that provides immune response to the dangerous versions. Sounds like a vaccine. A real true vaccine.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 29, 2021 04:10 PM (0OmEj)

-----------------

We should all try to get this variant instead of the vaccine.
Posted by: Decaf at November 29, 2021 04:12 PM (SRmHu)
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Road trip to South Africa!!
...
...
er, something like that...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 29, 2021 04:36 PM (CAJOC)

271 It prolly doesn't work for shit, and it might also impair your immune system or lead to ADE in a second infection.

a paper was published that describes how the spike protein hinders DNA repair in the cell

Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2021 04:36 PM (DJFLF)

272 OMICRONNNNNN!


*shakes fist*

Posted by: Kirk at November 29, 2021 04:36 PM (SH2Zi)

273 Well, I am guessing it was because he popped a post on Monday of last week, so he gets another day.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2021 04:33 PM (kBuGL)
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It's in the HR handbook

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at November 29, 2021 04:36 PM (rahKx)

274 >>>What the fuck is milder?

You lose your sense of taste for everything except green bean casserole.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 29, 2021 04:36 PM (HmZuC)

275 I saw Bruno Mars at the Omicron a few years ago before he got really big. pretty good show.

Posted by: johnd01 at November 29, 2021 04:37 PM (ukNFU)

276 The Cure has at least a dozen amazing tunes.

Which is more than I can say for a lot of much more famous bands.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 04:37 PM (Lrwak)

277 Here in Santa Cruz county we again have indoor mask mandates, so we're safe!

Posted by: wth at November 29, 2021 04:37 PM (v0R5T)

278 Wasn't this one of those Jason Bourne movies?

Posted by: Just Wondering at November 29, 2021 04:37 PM (L39MN)

279
Re vaccine interference with developing proper sterilizing natural immunity.

There is good evidence this happening. It's an OAS effect. The jabs prime your immune system to respond to the spike only, rather than developing response to the other epitopes.

The most important are N-antibodies that target the N(ucleocapsid)-proteins. These are the key to sterilizing immunity.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 29, 2021 04:37 PM (Mzdiz)

280 233 Where would we be without Greta Thunberg?

I would be ahead one large screen TV that didn't have boolit holes in it.

Posted by: Larry Sabato and Frank Luntz at November 29, 2021 04:37 PM (DiVy8)

281 After COVID: "BOBBY'S OUT WITH THE COVID!!!!" "OH MY GOD NO"
Posted by: Warai-otoko

You forgot to add the "BOBBY CAUGHT IT WHEN PASSING A MAN WEARING A MAGA CAP ON THE STREET. YESTERDAY."

Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2021 04:38 PM (mD/uy)

282 Off gay commie socks

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 29, 2021 04:38 PM (DiVy8)

283 I think it's Gibraltar that's 100% vaccinated and has a huge outbreak.
Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at November 29, 2021 04:35 PM (mf5HN)
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Iceland too

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 29, 2021 04:38 PM (0jlHP)

284 I am ignoring that argument as contrary to common sense.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 29, 2021 04:31 PM (0jlHP)

Ya think?

Fucking retards.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 04:38 PM (Q9lwr)

285 It's in the HR handbook
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at November 29, 2021 04:36 PM (rahKx)

Who, of all the cobs, past and present would be HR?

Gabe or Drew?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2021 04:38 PM (kBuGL)

286
A short list of people who can be infected by Omicron and turn into a malodorous sludge of protoplasm

Gretchen Whitmer
Anthony Fauci
Gavin Newsom
Rachel Levine
Phil Murphy
Lina Hidalgo
Dr. Peter Hotez

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2021 04:38 PM (/U27+)

287 I have COVID now. I also walked a mile this morning. It's not fun, no virus is. If anybody finds my sense of smell, please bring it home.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 29, 2021 04:11 PM (VpIIl)


Hubs had covid a year ago and there are *still* some things he can't smell.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 29, 2021 04:38 PM (Ez6QX)

288 >>>What the fuck is milder?

You lose your sense of taste for everything except green bean casserole.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 29, 2021 04:36 PM (HmZuC)


"Kill me now." -- My son.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 29, 2021 04:38 PM (AiZBA)

289 253 My antibodies were very high, and I wasn't surprised given I just recovered from covid. My doctor sent me a WSJ article arguing I should schedule a booster shot anyway. The article argued that TCell generation was superior from the vaccine when compared to naturally occurring immunity.[ . . . ]
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 29, 2021 04:31 PM (0jlHP)

The Wall Street Journal? This is truly an example of how much distrust there is out there for the Lancet and JAMA

I would never go to the WSJ for information for health care and medical decisions. Everyone knows they are there for dating advice.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 29, 2021 04:35 PM (P9T5R)

EXACT OPPOSITE IS TRUE. I liked an article a few days back that an actual study showed that getting it (no Vax) give you SUPERIOR immunity. T-Cells keep evolving for at least 6 months, while with Vax, they don't evolve at all.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 04:39 PM (ynpvh)

290 Ya think?

Fucking retards.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 04:38 PM (Q9lwr)

Hey, man. Words hurt.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2021 04:39 PM (kBuGL)

291 Where will they go after the Omega variant?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 29, 2021 04:39 PM (cSyAR)

292 When my cousin invited me to T-day dinner I told her that those in my party are not jabbed. She asked why, I told her...and she said so what? Come anyway.

I'm glad I belong to a chill fam

Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2021 04:39 PM (DJFLF)

293 linked an article, though I liked it too.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 04:39 PM (ynpvh)

294 How about The Cure?
Hahhaha!
Posted by: runner at November 29, 2021 04:32 PM (faXIs)
I do believe they finally broke up. but they were all the rage in the 80s and early 90s with the girls...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 29, 2021 04:35 PM (8D42x)


Robert Smith has been threatening a new album for 10 years now. Once he's completed his transformation into an old lesbian cat lady, he'll have enough angsty material to get it done.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 04:39 PM (wAnMi)

295 Countries with vary high vax rates also have had big surges Ireland and Israel. It prolly doesn't work for shit, and it might also impair your immune system or lead to ADE in a second infection. That happened in prior small tests of other MRNA treatments.
Posted by: so you got that going for ya at November 29, 2021 04:33 PM (rvdgR)

I think it's Gibraltar that's 100% vaccinated and has a huge outbreak.
==
I think so. Malta, has 182 vax per 100 people and it is also having the same problem.

Posted by: Bug Safari to Africa at November 29, 2021 04:39 PM (rrkNf)

296 are *still* some things he can't smell.
I wish I couldn't smell me right now!
Joe Biden

Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2021 04:40 PM (CYnTg)

297 A friend of mine just cancelled a business trip to Copenhagen. He was afraid the Meat Puppet Regime wouldn't let him come home.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 29, 2021 04:40 PM (0jlHP)

298 I'm really shocked, it's been a day and Dr. Coetzee hasn't gone from "world renowned medical expert" to "QAnon wacko conspiracy theorist" because she pointed out that this new version is similar to the side effects of new PR day at the gym.

Guess the media is too busy shitting themselves over the worry they'll be banned in Maxwell's trial.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 29, 2021 04:40 PM (2CZtP)

299 Once he's completed his transformation into an old lesbian cat lady, he'll have enough angsty material to get it done.

Songs about knitting and the healing power of crystals lack that edge we've come to expect from his songs.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 04:40 PM (KZzsI)

300 Catching this milder variant from Southern Africa protects people from COVID?

WELL THEN LOCK THAT SHIT DOWN PRONTO!!!!!!

Posted by: Warai-otoko


Omicron variant still better than Trevor Noah.

Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at November 29, 2021 04:41 PM (OUMaO)

301 297 A friend of mine just cancelled a business trip to Copenhagen. He was afraid the Meat Puppet Regime wouldn't let him come home.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 29, 2021 04:40 PM (0jlHP)

Just cross the southern border illegally, with no passport.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 04:41 PM (ynpvh)

302 Robert Smith has been threatening a new album for 10 years now. Once he's completed his transformation into an old lesbian cat lady, he'll have enough angsty material to get it done.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 04:39 PM (wAnMi)

I've been looking so hard for these cans of cat food,

I can hardly believe there's so few . . . .

Posted by: Kirk at November 29, 2021 04:41 PM (SH2Zi)

303 The people of South Africa are so concerned about the Omigod! variant, there's vids of them partying in the streets

Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2021 04:42 PM (DJFLF)

304 Omicrons are really, really small, right?

Posted by: wth at November 29, 2021 04:42 PM (v0R5T)

305
I have COVID now. I also walked a mile this morning. It's not fun, no virus is. If anybody finds my sense of smell, please bring it home. But that said, it's not the killer it has been made out to be.

Am I banned now?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 29, 2021 04:11 PM


A zinc deficiency also causes loss of taste and smell. Get yourself some 50 mg supplements, cut them in half, and take daily until everything seems kosher again.

Oh yeah, a glass of red wine helps the zinc absorb.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at November 29, 2021 04:42 PM (dQvv7)

306 T-Cells keep evolving for at least 6 months, while with Vax, they don't evolve at all.
==
t-cells are the long term cover. It takes a while to get them and then they bounce. There was an early study that was designed to show the vax was better than natural immunity because they timing of the test was within a few weeks of shot versus recovery. Watch out for drug company funded studies or those with an interest. Look at conflict of interest data carefully.

Posted by: Bug Safari to Africa at November 29, 2021 04:42 PM (cIAbW)

307 Omicrons are really, really small, right?

"I was in the pool!!!!"
--Covid-19

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 04:42 PM (KZzsI)

308 175 There was a Federation colony on Omicron Ceti III.

*this* is omicron ceti vi!

Posted by: CRAAAAAAAAAHN! at November 29, 2021 04:43 PM (oY6Yp)

309 We took the usual flu precautions (with NO vaccinations at all) this year. Both of us last December got sick as hell for a week and have been ok since. What we had was most emphatically not flu. I still think it was covid, but the blood draw and test revealed nothing conclusive.
Posted by: irongrampa at November 29, 2021 04:32 PM (KATBx)


Probably ate something with okra in it.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 29, 2021 04:43 PM (axyOa)

310 Omicrons are really, really small, right?

Posted by: wth at November 29, 2021 04:42 PM (v0R5T)

Smaller than degree symbols.

Posted by: flounder at November 29, 2021 04:43 PM (SH2Zi)

311 Omicron variant still better than Trevor Noah.
Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at November 29, 2021 04:41 PM (OUMaO)

I am willing to give Charlize Theron a chance.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2021 04:43 PM (kBuGL)

312 304 Omicrons are really, really small, right?

Posted by: wth at November 29, 2021 04:42 PM (v0R5T)

Didn't L. Ron Hubbard write up something about them? Worst than the Thetans?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 04:43 PM (ynpvh)

313 >>There was a Federation colony on Omicron Ceti III.


I got it from the Toilet Seat!

Posted by: Commander Riker at November 29, 2021 04:44 PM (Lrwak)

314 What is it?

Farr's Law states that a bug will kill the most at the initial outbreak. Or something like that.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2021 04:44 PM (T/yKs)

315 Fucking retards.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 04:38 PM (Q9lwr)
================
Exactly. Just for the record, I was vaxxed in March, got sick in early October, was cleared by the doc in early November, and am told I may have some lung issues for a "awhile", but she thinks I should get the booster asap. I think I'll just hold tight, pending a future drop in antibodies, and maybe never.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 29, 2021 04:44 PM (0jlHP)

316 Mahogany Rush and Omicron opened for Rossington-Collins at the Cow Palace in '78.

Posted by: that concert guy at November 29, 2021 04:44 PM (9rMWy)

317 314 What is it?

Farr's Law states that a bug will kill the most at the initial outbreak. Or something like that.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2021 04:44 PM (T/yKs)

I thought that had something to do with wearing dresses during wartime...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 04:44 PM (ynpvh)

318 No no,

Mikey had a facial scar, and Bobby was a racist
They were all in love with dyin', they were doin' it in Texas

Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at November 29, 2021 04:45 PM (fMhOl)

319 Catching this milder variant from Southern Africa protects people from COVID?

WELL THEN LOCK THAT SHIT DOWN PRONTO!!!!!!
==
Oh isn't this the stinking truth right there. Those drug company profits aren't going to go making themselves. They need a manufactured crisis.

When was the biden admin most efficient? When it was acting to stop natural immunity from spreading to the united states.

Posted by: ouch, that's going to leave a mark at November 29, 2021 04:45 PM (awhG8)

320 290 Ya think?

Fucking retards.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 04:38 PM (Q9lwr)

Hey, man. Words hurt.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2021 04:39 PM (kBuGL)

-----------------------

Not as much as my foot up your ass!

Posted by: Red Foreman at November 29, 2021 04:45 PM (CAJOC)

321 I was late to The Cure fandom. Some damn fine guitar work and songwriting in their discography.

Image-wise...yeah, they were pretty silly looking. I'm more interested in the music and the image...unless we're talking Pussycat Dolls.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 29, 2021 04:45 PM (XvPQV)

322 314 What is it?

Farr's Law states that a bug will kill the most at the initial outbreak. Or something like that.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2021 04:44 PM (T/yKs)

It's evolution/Darwin in action. A good survival strategy for any bug is not to kill the host, so variants are selected naturally for their ability to not kill off the host and be spread by them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2021 04:46 PM (kBuGL)

323 318 No no,

Mikey had a facial scar, and Bobby was a racist
They were all in love with dyin', they were doin' it in Texas

Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at November 29, 2021 04:45 PM (fMhOl)

But what a bunch of buttholes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 04:46 PM (ynpvh)

324 Wake me when we get to the Pi variant. Pecan or 3.14159.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at November 29, 2021 04:46 PM (4I/2K)

325 I'm fine with pot being legalized, even though I know its a terrible idea for people to smoke weed. That's up to them, and its a cost of liberty.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Alcohol is the cost of liberty. Marijuana, being a plant and not a chemical distillation of a plant, is the cost of God providing us the plants for our enjoyment. You don't need liberty to enjoy marijuana; just some privacy. You do need liberty to enjoy alcohol. (And yes, it is a terrible idea to drink alcohol, but up to them....)

Posted by: SFGoth at November 29, 2021 04:46 PM (KAi1n)

326 Funny story at work today. A nurse was explaining the possibility of booster shots, and whether the CDC might be requiring them in order to be "fully vaccinated." Someone asked if we'd be able to store the booster shots, or if they would require the same temperatures as the "originals." The nurse was quiet for a second, and then said, "The 'booster' is the 'original.' So yes, the storage requirements would be the same."
Several people had a light bulb go on. "Wait...so it's the same shots we've already had, that didn't really stop the spread of Covid?"
"Yes."
"Then why would anyone require a booster?"

Some days at work are just more fun than others.

Posted by: Wally at November 29, 2021 04:47 PM (FJYfm)

327 300:Omicron variant still better than Trevor Noah.


Funnier too.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 29, 2021 04:47 PM (sAmhv)

328 No no,

Mikey had a facial scar, and Bobby was a racist
They were all in love with dyin', they were doin' it in Texas
Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at November 29, 2021 04:45 PM (fMhOl)

Butthole Surfers?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 29, 2021 04:47 PM (XvPQV)

329 >> Some damn fine guitar work and songwriting in their discography.


Indeed. Echo level stuff.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 04:47 PM (Lrwak)

330 322 314 What is it?

Farr's Law states that a bug will kill the most at the initial outbreak. Or something like that.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2021 04:44 PM (T/yKs)

It's evolution/Darwin in action. A good survival strategy for any bug is not to kill the host, so variants are selected naturally for their ability to not kill off the host and be spread by them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2021 04:46 PM (kBuGL)

It ain't strategy, it's math. Those mutations that kill their victims before spreading don't spread very well if they kill too quickly. Those that are milder increase they're ability to spread to others.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 04:47 PM (ynpvh)

331 Just for the record, I was vaxxed in March, got sick in early October
==
that's about right. The studies show that the protection drops over the course of a couple of months. You are at like break even at 6 mos. After that, more likely to get than not.

Posted by: ouch, that's going to leave a mark at November 29, 2021 04:47 PM (rvdgR)

332 Alcohol is the cost of liberty. Marijuana, being a plant and not a chemical distillation of a plant, is the cost of God providing us the plants for our enjoyment. You don't need liberty to enjoy marijuana; just some privacy. You do need liberty to enjoy alcohol. (And yes, it is a terrible idea to drink alcohol, but up to them....)

Posted by: SFGoth at November 29, 2021 04:46 PM (KAi1n)

Um...are you really high right now?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 04:48 PM (Q9lwr)

333 The people of South Africa are so concerned about the Omigod! variant, there's vids of them partying in the streets
Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2021 04:42 PM (DJFLF)
.......

Shouldn't they be doing something productive, like mining diamonds or something?

Posted by: wth at November 29, 2021 04:48 PM (v0R5T)

334 Of course it's mild. After all, Omicron means "little o."

Just wait until we reach the end of the alphabet, with variant Omega, "the big O."

Posted by: Half Dozen at November 29, 2021 04:48 PM (Cem4/)

335 It ain't strategy, it's math. Those mutations that kill their victims before spreading don't spread very well if they kill too quickly. Those that are milder increase they're ability to spread to others.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 04:47 PM (ynpvh)

Hey, do I mess with your anthropomorphizing statements?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2021 04:49 PM (kBuGL)

336 The CDC is already admitting the clot shots do nothing to stop transmission - whether that is because of viral drift or because the clot shots never actually did anything about transmission is a question they won't answer though

Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2021 04:49 PM (ESjRY)

337 >> A good survival strategy for any bug is not to kill the host,

Yes, but the important and complex thing is to realize that the species level immune system plays a big part of that evolutionary dance.

It manages to get the collective population to herd immunity without putting too much selection pressure on the virus to evade that immunity, which is a clever trick.

How that trick is done is a very complex thing that few appreciate.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 29, 2021 04:49 PM (Mzdiz)

338 Godzilla: destroys Tokyo

Omizilla: destroys Sesame Street

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 29, 2021 04:49 PM (FVME7)

339 I am trying to read Kennedy's book on Dr Fauci. But Kennedy is such an ass. He thinks Trump told people to use bleach. How am I supposed to take this seriously? He seems to have a personal vendetta against Fauci and is worried that all his precious social programs will be ended.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at November 29, 2021 04:49 PM (YynYJ)

340 everal people had a light bulb go on. "Wait...so it's the same shots we've already had, that didn't really stop the spread of Covid?"
"Yes."
"Then why would anyone require a booster?"
==
well, when you include the definition of "anyone" to include Pfizer stockholders, then the question answers itself.

Posted by: my smart ass comment at November 29, 2021 04:50 PM (cIAbW)

341 332 Alcohol is the cost of liberty. Marijuana, being a plant and not a chemical distillation of a plant, is the cost of God providing us the plants for our enjoyment. You don't need liberty to enjoy marijuana; just some privacy. You do need liberty to enjoy alcohol. (And yes, it is a terrible idea to drink alcohol, but up to them....)

Posted by: SFGoth at November 29, 2021 04:46 PM (KAi1n)

Um...are you really high right now?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 04:48 PM (Q9lwr)

Just chewin' on some cactus I found, between licking some toads...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 04:50 PM (ynpvh)

342 If we're talking about the Big O, I can't decide if I should make a sex joke or an anime reference...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 29, 2021 04:50 PM (XvPQV)

343 "The 'booster' is the 'original.' So yes, the storage requirements would be the same."
Several people had a light bulb go on. "Wait...so it's the same shots we've already had, that didn't really stop the spread of Covid?"
"Yes."
"Then why would anyone require a booster?"

Some days at work are just more fun than others.
Posted by: Wally at November 29, 2021 04:47 PM (FJYfm)

You will never, ever hear an MSM reporter ask a simple, logic-based, question like this to any of those medical 'experts'. They've been told to follow a particular script, and they do so, unthinkingly.

A profession full of Ron (and Ronette) Burgundys.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 29, 2021 04:50 PM (mdjgu)

344 I got gonnoreah from riding the tractor in my bathing suit.

Posted by: Sophie, Jerry's girlfriend at November 29, 2021 04:50 PM (L39MN)

345 334 Of course it's mild. After all, Omicron means "little o."

Just wait until we reach the end of the alphabet, with variant Omega, "the big O."

Posted by: Half Dozen at November 29, 2021 04:48 PM (Cem4/)

Sounds like a prison joke.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 04:50 PM (ynpvh)

346 341 Just chewin' on some cactus I found, between licking some toads...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 04:50 PM (ynpvh)

========

No one will get between me and my stash of hemlock.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 29, 2021 04:50 PM (LvTSG)

347 Of course it's mild. After all, Omicron means "little o."

Just wait until we reach the end of the alphabet, with variant Omega, "the big O."
Posted by: Half Dozen at November 29, 2021 04:48 PM (Cem4/)

Spelling the Greek alphabet using our tongues?

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at November 29, 2021 04:50 PM (4I/2K)

348 344 I got gonnoreah from riding the tractor in my bathing suit.
Posted by: Sophie, Jerry's girlfriend at November 29, 2021 04:50 PM (L39MN)

Those thumbs look a bit suspicious....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 04:51 PM (6FeV1)

349 If you can't smell, then get Brussels sprouts, it might cure that.

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2021 04:51 PM (2JoB8)

350 Um...are you really high right now?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Nope. Totally sober. Worked out earlier and am on hold with the IRS who wants me to pay $273.34 because I didn't pay the earlier $271.34 even though they cashed my $271.34 check several weeks ago....

Posted by: SFGoth at November 29, 2021 04:51 PM (KAi1n)

351 I am trying to read Kennedy's book on Dr Fauci. But Kennedy is such an ass. He thinks Trump told people to use bleach. How am I supposed to take this seriously? He seems to have a personal vendetta against Fauci and is worried that all his precious social programs will be ended.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at November 29, 2021 04:49 PM (YynYJ)


Is this one of those "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" things?

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 29, 2021 04:51 PM (AiZBA)

352 335 It ain't strategy, it's math. Those mutations that kill their victims before spreading don't spread very well if they kill too quickly. Those that are milder increase they're ability to spread to others.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 04:47 PM (ynpvh)

Hey, do I mess with your anthropomorphizing statements?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2021 04:49 PM (kBuGL)

Osmosis Jones bothered the HELL out of me. What can I say?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 04:51 PM (ynpvh)

353 Shouldn't they be doing something productive, like mining diamonds or something?
Posted by: wth at November 29, 2021 04:48 PM (v0R5T)


To clarify, the ADULTS are partying in the streets. The 8 year-olds are still in the mines.

Posted by: Wally at November 29, 2021 04:51 PM (FJYfm)

354 variant Omega, "the big O."

Posted by: Half Dozen at November 29, 2021 04:48 PM (Cem4/)

That's a myth.

Posted by: flounder at November 29, 2021 04:51 PM (SH2Zi)

355 Toe thumbs!

Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2021 04:51 PM (CYnTg)

356 Dem Rep Suozzi - he's from my town, by the way - made it official - he's not seeking re-election and will be Adam's deputy mayor.

I brought this news a week ago, having heard it from others. But this is becoming a stampede among Dems now - Suozzi was never going to get re-elected next November in an increasingly red Long Island, but he was high profile and his defection to NYC pastures is a disaster for the DNC.

Posted by: Boswell at November 29, 2021 04:51 PM (5iUNf)

357 Mikey had a facial scar, and Bobby was a racist
They were all in love with dyin', they were doin' it in Texas
Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at November 29, 2021 04:45 PM (fMhOl)


Such a good song, and a video featuring Eric Estrada.

Yesterday I got sent a link for People Who Died by Jim Carrol, and that was a punch in the gut from the past

Posted by: Kindltot at November 29, 2021 04:51 PM (P9T5R)

358 Well, if marijuana is legal because it's a plant, I'm going to start chewing coca leaf instead of coffee.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 29, 2021 04:52 PM (Y5qcH)

359 If you can't smell, then get Brussels sprouts, it might cure that.
Posted by: Skip

I just threw up in my mouth.
Why stop there? Asparagus FTW.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 29, 2021 04:52 PM (KAi1n)

360 >> I got gonnoreah from riding the tractor in my bathing suit.
Posted by: Sophie, Jerry's girlfriend at November 29, 2021 04:50 PM (L39MN)


That actress was my friend Scott's babysitter when he was a kid!

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 04:52 PM (Lrwak)

361 that's about right. The studies show that the protection drops over the course of a couple of months. You are at like break even at 6 mos. After that, more likely to get than not.

In theory the optimal use of the non-sanitizing clot shots would be to intentionally infect someone with COVID about 2 months after they got the shot.

Since exposure to COVID gives permanent immunity and the clot shots have severe side effects and only temporarily reduce your risks of getting seriously illl...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2021 04:52 PM (ESjRY)

362 356 Dem Rep Suozzi - he's from my town, by the way - made it official - he's not seeking re-election and will be Adam's deputy mayor.

I brought this news a week ago, having heard it from others. But this is becoming a stampede among Dems now - Suozzi was never going to get re-elected next November in an increasingly red Long Island, but he was high profile and his defection to NYC pastures is a disaster for the DNC.
Posted by: Boswell at November 29, 2021 04:51 PM (5iUNf)

==========

I thought Dominion was going to rig everything for total Democratic power forever? What happened?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 29, 2021 04:52 PM (LvTSG)

363 Probably ate something with okra in it.
----

OKRA-19 was no joke.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 29, 2021 04:52 PM (sGnvY)

364 354 T-Bone the ladies are gonna love you

Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2021 04:52 PM (CYnTg)

365 344 I got gonnoreah from riding the tractor in my bathing suit.

Posted by: Sophie, Jerry's girlfriend at November 29, 2021 04:50 PM (L39MN)

"I got it from the airplane seat on Lolita Express"--Bill Clinton

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 04:52 PM (ynpvh)

366 Just chewin' on some cactus I found, between licking some toads...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 04:50 PM (ynpvh)

========

No one will get between me and my stash of hemlock.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 29, 2021 04:50 PM (LvTSG)

Just smiling and waving, sitting on that sack of seeds.

"Y'all come back now, y'hear!"

Posted by: Wildwood Weed Song at November 29, 2021 04:53 PM (4I/2K)

367 346 341 Just chewin' on some cactus I found, between licking some toads...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 04:50 PM (ynpvh)

========

No one will get between me and my stash of hemlock.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 29, 2021 04:50 PM (LvTSG)

Arsenic is 100% natural.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 04:53 PM (ynpvh)

368 342 If we're talking about the Big O, I can't decide if I should make a sex joke or an anime reference...

embrace the healing power of and

Posted by: R. Dorothy Wainwright at November 29, 2021 04:53 PM (sGtp+)

369 332 Alcohol is the cost of liberty. Marijuana, being a plant and not a chemical distillation of a plant, is the cost of God providing us the plants for our enjoyment. You don't need liberty to enjoy marijuana; just some privacy. You do need liberty to enjoy alcohol. (And yes, it is a terrible idea to drink alcohol, but up to them....)

Posted by: SFGoth at November 29, 2021 04:46 PM (KAi1n)

Um...are you really high right now?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo



(sips a beer). There are some pot heads who pretty much stay high 24/7. Stinks up the condo complex I live in and they are 2 floors down. I'm figuring they don't work so I'm basically paying taxes for them to stay stoned. I'll stick with beer.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 29, 2021 04:53 PM (sAmhv)

370 Speaking of people who died...everyone has noticed that no member of the inner party has died from the Wu Flu? For a disease that especially hits the old, fat, and in poor health that is...surprising no?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2021 04:53 PM (ESjRY)

371 The big O? You mean Oprah?

Posted by: wth at November 29, 2021 04:53 PM (v0R5T)

372 >>If we're talking about the Big O, I can't decide if I should make a sex joke or an anime reference...


Big O was also a Crankbait!

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 04:53 PM (Lrwak)

373 370 Speaking of people who died...everyone has noticed that no member of the inner party has died from the Wu Flu? For a disease that especially hits the old, fat, and in poor health that is...surprising no?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2021 04:53 PM (ESjRY)

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Ivermectin is a hell of a drug.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 29, 2021 04:54 PM (LvTSG)

374 In theory the optimal use of the non-sanitizing clot shots would be to intentionally infect someone with COVID about 2 months after they got the shot.

Since exposure to COVID gives permanent immunity and the clot shots have severe side effects and only temporarily reduce your risks of getting seriously illl...
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if it were a conventional vaccine. The complicating factor is MRNA and ADE and short and long term side effects. So some rolling of the dice still taking place.

Posted by: my smart ass comment at November 29, 2021 04:54 PM (awhG8)

375 370 They were toasting themselves to Trump's death and he was better in 3 days....

Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2021 04:54 PM (CYnTg)

376 358 Well, if marijuana is legal because it's a plant, I'm going to start chewing coca leaf instead of coffee.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 29, 2021 04:52 PM (Y5qcH)

I hear it's very stimulating.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 04:54 PM (ynpvh)

377 She eats her peas one at a time!

Posted by: Neurotic Jerry at November 29, 2021 04:54 PM (L39MN)

378 342 If we're talking about the Big O, I can't decide if I should make a sex joke or an anime reference...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 29, 2021 04:50 PM (XvPQV)

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This is the Horde. You already know the answer.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 29, 2021 04:54 PM (CAJOC)

379 Nope. Totally sober. Worked out earlier and am on hold with the IRS who wants me to pay $273.34 because I didn't pay the earlier $271.34 even though they cashed my $271.34 check several weeks ago....
Posted by: SFGoth at November 29, 2021 04:51 PM (KAi1n)


Good luck with that. I don't think I've gotten an "agent" in much less than 50 minutes. I've even had my calls time out after 90 minutes. Now *that's* a pisser.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 04:54 PM (wAnMi)

380 My guess like the delta variant it will be the vaccinated that catch it more than the unvaxxed.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 29, 2021 04:54 PM (iDcra)

381 Probably Biden survived COVID and that guy has one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel...

Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2021 04:55 PM (CYnTg)

382 Ivermectin is a hell of a drug.
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Its funny, because it IS true.

Posted by: my smart ass comment at November 29, 2021 04:55 PM (MFnuZ)

383 A parasite that kills it's host will not survive as well as one that makes accomodations.

This is usually the track of most parasites (and germs and virii are parasites); first they are virulent and by their speed of infestation and the amount they will usually kill their host or so weaken them that other factors will kill them. Over time all organisms mutate thru the process of selection of the best. Thus they tend towards not killing their host as fast as previous strains because they live longer and can infest other hosts due to the mild symptoms they bring to their host and their ability to come into contact with other potential hosts.
(more)

Posted by: jakee308 at November 29, 2021 04:55 PM (cGAjs)

384 356 Dem Rep Suozzi - he's from my town, by the way - made it official - he's not seeking re-election and will be Adam's deputy mayor.

I brought this news a week ago, having heard it from others. But this is becoming a stampede among Dems now - Suozzi was never going to get re-elected next November in an increasingly red Long Island, but he was high profile and his defection to NYC pastures is a disaster for the DNC.
Posted by: Boswell at November 29, 2021 04:51 PM (5iUNf)

An interesting calculation by Suozzi, and by your reasoning it makes sense. A counter-example would be Herman Badillo, who gave up a safe congressional seat to be Ed Koch's Deputy Mayor. Maybe a month into it, he got into an argument with Koch in one of the mayor's vehicles, and Koch fired him on the spot, and kicked him out of his car. No job, no seat in Congress. Suozzi serves at the Mayor's pleasure.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 29, 2021 04:55 PM (mdjgu)

385 I've seen plenty of pot heads that have lost all desire for, well, anything, outside of smoking pot.

I presume there is some sort of long term damage. No reefer madness isn't a thing...but the stoner stereotype does describe some people...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2021 04:55 PM (ESjRY)

386 They were toasting themselves to Trump's death and he was better in 3 days....

Yeah it was fairly comedic. Trump supporters were a bit concerned because this would be an easy way to take him out and blame the Wuhan Flu. But the left, who thought the flu was a death sentence, they were so sure, and celebrating.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 04:55 PM (KZzsI)

387 Well, if marijuana is legal because it's a plant, I'm going to start chewing coca leaf instead of coffee.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 29, 2021 04:52 PM (Y5qcH)


Don't forget the pinch of burnt shell lime or else you just get the dry mouth instead of the buzz

Posted by: Kindltot at November 29, 2021 04:55 PM (P9T5R)

388 It presents mild disease with symptoms being sore muscles and tiredness for a day or two not feeling well


But for Fear Porn purposes, a COVID case is a COVID case. Karens will still go into panic mode if CNN tells them cases from Omicron are skyrocketing! Even if fatalities from Omicron are negligible (which won't be highlighted). The media will surely be able to find some Omicron deaths to play-up, especially deaths of Trump supporters who ridiculed vaccination and repent on camera on their death bed.

Posted by: Gref at November 29, 2021 04:56 PM (AMIL/)

389 Well, if marijuana is legal because it's a plant, I'm going to start chewing coca leaf instead of coffee.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

Coffee has many, many more antioxidants, such as chlorogenic acid, as well as bits of niacin, magnesium, etc., and caffeine is very neuroprotective (except in high doses). Stick with the coffee, unless you really need a boost. Do note that no one knows anyone who has a problem with coca leaf. It's the refined extract that's the problem.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 29, 2021 04:56 PM (KAi1n)

390 I hear it's very stimulating.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 04:54 PM (ynpvh)

The South American locals that have chewed it for centuries without many noticeable health effects. The dose really does make the poison.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 29, 2021 04:56 PM (Y5qcH)

391 If we're talking about the Big O, I can't decide if I should make a sex joke or an anime reference...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 29, 2021 04:50 PM (XvPQV)

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This is the Horde. You already know the answer.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 29, 2021 04:54 PM (CAJOC)

Boobs and guns

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 29, 2021 04:56 PM (XvPQV)

392 Didja see this? Pcircleback Psaki explains that is was the mean tweets.

https://bit.ly/3lkKgbo

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 29, 2021 04:56 PM (FVME7)

393 391 Boobs and guns
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 29, 2021 04:56 PM (XvPQV)

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Great movie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 29, 2021 04:56 PM (LvTSG)

394 I got gonnoreah from riding the tractor in my bathing suit.

Posted by: Sophie, Jerry's girlfriend at November 29, 2021 04:50 PM (L39MN)

"I got it from the airplane seat on Lolita Express"--Bill Clinton
.......

How could you tell?

Posted by: wth at November 29, 2021 04:57 PM (v0R5T)

395 If this is how they act when something gets loose with a .002% death rate, heaven help them if weaponized smallpox ever gets loose.

Posted by: Archer at November 29, 2021 04:57 PM (gmo/4)

396 391 If we're talking about the Big O, I can't decide if I should make a sex joke or an anime reference...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 29, 2021 04:50 PM (XvPQV)

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This is the Horde. You already know the answer.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 29, 2021 04:54 PM (CAJOC)

Boobs and guns
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 29, 2021 04:56 PM (XvPQV)

And sometimes boobs WITH guns...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 04:57 PM (ynpvh)

397 The dose really does make the poison.

Well...younger people tolerate cocaine side effects better too.

If you are going to die by 30 anyway cocaine might not be that bad of a drug in practice.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2021 04:57 PM (ESjRY)

398 Acksully, refined caffeine powder used to make beverages is considered a very dangerous chemical. The LDL50 of caffeine is not that much lower than cocaine.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 29, 2021 04:58 PM (Y5qcH)

399 I'd be more inclined to take covid seriously if it killed an elderly Democrat.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 29, 2021 04:58 PM (cSyAR)

400 I presume there is some sort of long term damage. No reefer madness isn't a thing...but the stoner stereotype does describe some people...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2021 04:55 PM (ESjRY)

Smoking . . . tobacco is all natural and will kill you and everyone around you dead, but smoking . . . marijuana is all natural and is a miracle, wonder-cure gift from God.

Posted by: flounder at November 29, 2021 04:58 PM (SH2Zi)

401 If we're talking about the Big O, I can't decide if I should make a sex joke or an anime reference...


Big O was also a Crankbait!
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 04:53 PM (Lrwak)

THAT'S A FISHING REFERENCE

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 29, 2021 04:58 PM (XvPQV)

402 Good luck with that. I don't think I've gotten an "agent" in much less than 50 minutes. I've even had my calls time out after 90 minutes. Now *that's* a pisser.
Posted by: clutch cargo

That's how you know it's not a scam number. A scammer would never make you wait so long. It's not like I'm not otherwise not doing anything. I'm on AoS!

Posted by: SFGoth at November 29, 2021 04:58 PM (KAi1n)

403 399 I'd be more inclined to take covid seriously if it killed an elderly Democrat.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 29, 2021 04:58 PM (cSyAR)

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"Which one?"
-AOC, with that look in her eye

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 29, 2021 04:58 PM (LvTSG)

404 I thought Dominion was going to rig everything for total Democratic power forever? What happened?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 29, 2021 04:52 PM (LvTSG)

Well, it's more like the Republicans just slept at the wheel during elections and let Dem voting outreach organizations and corrupt Dem election officials find mysterious votes (after combing through voting roles that have never been seriously updated). But the 2020 debacle, while not helping Trump, woke up the local Republican outfits that Dems are serious about making phantom voters get counted unless countered with real legal and grassroots resistance - that happened on Long Island in 2021 - the Dems still tried (Dem Nassau Cty Executive Curran wouldn't concede until mysterious absentee ballots just 'found' were counted) - but the Republicans flooded the counting in Hempstead with lawyers and the steal stopped.

Posted by: Boswell at November 29, 2021 04:58 PM (5iUNf)

405 If you are going to die by 30 anyway cocaine might not be that bad of a drug in practice.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2021 04:57 PM (ESjRY)

Cocaine's for closers!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 29, 2021 04:59 PM (Y5qcH)

406 If this is how they act when something gets loose with a .002% death rate, heaven help them if weaponized smallpox ever gets loose.

And yet when they had the Ebola outbreak, Obama and co claimed the government had no ability to do anything about it.

Remember the "ebola nurse" that wouldn't quarantine and the FNM said it was racist to want her to?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2021 04:59 PM (ESjRY)

407 If this is how they act when something gets loose with a .002% death rate, heaven help them if weaponized smallpox ever gets loose.
Posted by: Archer at November 29, 2021 04:57 PM (gmo/4)

When smallpox gets loose.

Posted by: Gates Foundation of Population Contol at November 29, 2021 04:59 PM (KTaZ8)

408 >>Smoking . . . tobacco is all natural and will kill you and everyone around you dead, but smoking . . . marijuana is all natural and is a miracle, wonder-cure gift from God.

Biggest killer of all, life. Nobody gets out alive.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2021 04:59 PM (ZLI7S)

409 >>THAT'S A FISHING REFERENCE


It was. Deadly lure on open water Bass.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 04:59 PM (Lrwak)

410 Yeah it was fairly comedic. Trump supporters were a bit concerned because this would be an easy way to take him out and blame the Wuhan Flu. But the left, who thought the flu was a death sentence, they were so sure, and celebrating.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 04:55 PM (KZzsI)

I was reading somewhere that when Trump made that balcony appearance after getting diagnosed with COVID, he was actually quite ill, but wanted to send a message.

If true, what a boss.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 29, 2021 04:59 PM (mdjgu)

411 Acksully, refined caffeine powder used to make beverages is considered a very dangerous chemical. The LDL50 of caffeine is not that much lower than cocaine.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 29, 2021 04:58 PM (Y5qcH)

We isolated caffeine in an o-chem lab from a pot of coffee. The minuscule amounts were eye-opening.

Posted by: flounder at November 29, 2021 04:59 PM (SH2Zi)

412 399 I'd be more inclined to take covid seriously if it killed an elderly Democrat.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 29, 2021 04:58 PM (cSyAR)

Well, there was Colin Powell.

Too soon?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2021 04:59 PM (kBuGL)

413 I do believe they have even admitted that the effects of secondhand smoke was a lie because the knew they could never get the tobacco companies otherwise

Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2021 04:59 PM (CYnTg)

414 if weaponized smallpox ever gets loose
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if that happens, its game over.

Posted by: my smart ass comment at November 29, 2021 05:00 PM (rIxgQ)

415
I knew two guys here who were heavy cocaine users in their youth. Both of them died in their 40s from sudden cardiac events, and it was from heart damage done by the cocaine.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 29, 2021 05:00 PM (Mzdiz)

416 I've lost 3 close friends to marijuana. They aren't dead, but they changed. They went from being brilliant, productive people to zombies whose whole life is focused on when they can smoke their next bowl.

I'm not a fan of recreational drug use, to put it mildly.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 29, 2021 05:00 PM (XvPQV)

417 I saw Boobs and Guns open for Pat Benatar at the bowl in 1993.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 29, 2021 05:00 PM (iDcra)

418 Speaking of people who died...everyone has noticed that no member of the inner party has died from the Wu Flu? For a disease that especially hits the old, fat, and in poor health that is...surprising no?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2021 04:53 PM (ESjRY)


I theorized even before the "vaccine" was released that when they were designing covid, they had the actual, real cure for the shit along with whatever they'd pass off as the drug to save us.

That would explain why even the old, infirm, decrepit, sotted, spotted, obese scum are not even slightly worried about it, going maskless and attending gala soirees again and again. Of course the GOP won't say anything, because they get it too. Newsom and Breed seem to get photographed at parties weekly, while threatening us with more lockdowns, and mandatory face diapers and vaccinations. How much better can it get for power mad Marxists? Heaven on earth.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 05:00 PM (wAnMi)

419 Cocaine's for closers!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe


Damn Straight!

Posted by: Alec Baldwin, gunslinger at November 29, 2021 05:01 PM (vcOmj)

420 Smoking . . . tobacco is all natural and will kill you and everyone around you dead, but smoking . . . marijuana is all natural and is a miracle, wonder-cure gift from God.
Posted by: flounder

Well, tobacco and marijuana *are* different compounds. One might have more carcinogens in them and no one goes through the same quantity of pot as people do tobacco. Also, you can vaporize THC as low as 322 degrees F which is far below the burning point of the plant (392 F IIRC) which is what creates benzene.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 29, 2021 05:01 PM (KAi1n)

421 She's alright, she's alright, she's alright ..

Posted by: The Cocaine Song at November 29, 2021 05:01 PM (4I/2K)

422 The LDL50 of caffeine is not that much lower than cocaine.

Caffeine is a fascinating drug. Plants make it to kill insects.

In people it is a stimulant, and actually has a bunch of positive impacts on mental functioning...BUT...people generally build a tolerance to caffeine's mental properties in like 3 weeks or so, obviously not the pure stimulant aspects.

I wonder if it is similiar to the impact of adderall on people without ADHD?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2021 05:01 PM (ESjRY)

423 So, a mild coronavirus infection.

AKA, the common cold.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 29, 2021 05:01 PM (SowfL)

424 some start out with an optimal degree of infestation that allows them to infest others quickly and increased in numbers. (such as those that use another organism to spread that is not affected by the infestation) Those have to be annihilated using a vaccine or by quarantine or by the destruction of the vector species. They don't usually get milder as time goes on so they become a permanent threat.
Others that don't have these mechanisms resort to survival of the fittest and become milder quite quickly due to how they reproduce and the time it takes is very short.

This is how the so called "herd immunity" occurs. This has already happened in some places among some groups such as the Amish. It's also happened in Africa where parasites were already a problem thus causing many to be taking ivermectin as a prophylaxis against the parasites. Which also happens to be an anatagonist to the covid virus. People get the covid but the ivermectin makes the symptoms mild thus they become immune and then free from further infection. None of this is happening in the 1st world due to hubris and greed.

Posted by: jakee308 at November 29, 2021 05:02 PM (cGAjs)

425 416 I've lost 3 close friends to marijuana. They aren't dead, but they changed. They went from being brilliant, productive people to zombies whose whole life is focused on when they can smoke their next bowl.

I'm not a fan of recreational drug use, to put it mildly.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 29, 2021 05:00 PM (XvPQV)

Alex Berenson wrote a book about the modern marijuana landscape, before he started studying COVID. It's an eye-opener.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 29, 2021 05:02 PM (mdjgu)

426 Smoking . . . tobacco is all natural and will kill you and everyone around you dead, but smoking . . . marijuana is all natural and is a miracle, wonder-cure gift from God.

Posted by: flounder at November 29, 2021 04:58 PM (SH2Zi)

the idea behind that one was hmm. well number one is the Left likes to confiscate money and they did that with tobacco. well forget number two, that was the entire thing. They never dreamed pot would be legal in half the country. Talk about outkicking the coverage.

Posted by: Quint at November 29, 2021 05:02 PM (e1mwr)

427 >> and no one goes through the same quantity of pot as people do tobacco.


Or, you know...the other way.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 05:02 PM (Lrwak)

428 Staying up for 4 days peeking out from behind the living room curtains is not good for your heart.

Posted by: wth at November 29, 2021 05:02 PM (v0R5T)

429 Cocaine's for closers!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 29, 2021 04:59 PM (Y5qcH)


Would explain why a lot of salespeople I know were yuge into the booger sugar.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 05:03 PM (wAnMi)

430 428 Staying up for 4 days peeking out from behind the living room curtains is not good for your heart.
Posted by: wth at November 29, 2021 05:02 PM (v0R5T)

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What if I'm staying up for four days straight trading every stock market on the planet?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 29, 2021 05:03 PM (LvTSG)

431 Re: Tolerance for "non-offending pedophiles..."

This is an answer in search of a question. They haven't done anything, so they are tolerated by default, as there is *no crime to prosecute.*

For instance, I'm a murder-attracted person, but I don't actually *kill* the stupid AWFL in the "No War But Class War" shirt next to me on the plane. Yet, anyway. So my murder attraction is tolerated by society.

That anyone is bringing this up *at all* is because they want tolerance for active childfuckers. This is plainly obvious. Nobody is fooled.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 29, 2021 05:03 PM (JiQYq)

432 hat would explain why even the old, infirm, decrepit, sotted, spotted, obese scum are not even slightly worried about it, going maskless and attending gala soirees again and again. Of course the GOP won't say anything, because they get it too. Newsom and Breed seem to get photographed at parties weekly, while threatening us with more lockdowns, and mandatory face diapers and vaccinations. How much better can it get for power mad Marxists? Heaven on earth.
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Not yet. When all the parents and grandparents are dead and the 12 and under are all "wards" of the state. Then we'll party like its 1999 . . .

Posted by: Elite Politicos Trippin the light Fantastique at November 29, 2021 05:03 PM (rvdgR)

433 If anybody finds my sense of smell, please bring it home.


I really need to catch Covid.
Posted by: Huma Abedin at November 29, 2021 04:12 PM (Lrwak)

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I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930

Hilary stinks !

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2021 05:03 PM (arJlL)

434 Biggest killer of all, life. Nobody gets out alive.
Posted by: JackStraw

Well, wow. What a Debbie Downer!

Yeah, ain't it the truth.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at November 29, 2021 05:03 PM (vcOmj)

435 I am mystified as to how cocaine is a thing. Yes, I've tried it. Twice. Aside from getting cold, my nose running down my numb throat, and constantly having to pee (or feeling like it), it was otherwise inert.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 29, 2021 05:03 PM (KAi1n)

436 417 I saw Boobs and Guns open for Pat Benatar at the bowl in 1993.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 29, 2021 05:00 PM (iDcra)

Hell of a show.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 29, 2021 05:04 PM (XvPQV)

437 I do believe they have even admitted that the effects of secondhand smoke was a lie because the knew they could never get the tobacco companies otherwise
Posted by: steevy

Have you seen the PSAs about how if you smoke in the car on the way home and then are with your kids, you're killing them? I don't know if that's third hand smoke or second hand smoke once removed.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 29, 2021 05:04 PM (FVME7)

438 >>Would explain why a lot of salespeople I know were yuge into the booger sugar.

Wall Street in the 80s was ground zero.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2021 05:04 PM (ZLI7S)

439 The video I shared about 60 Minutes take down of the swineflu clusterfuck has a bunch of old time tobacco commercials in it - it is hilarious to see them talk about how doctors recommend one or the other brand of cigarettes.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2021 05:04 PM (ESjRY)

440 I am trying to read Kennedy's book on Dr Fauci. But Kennedy is such an ass. He thinks Trump told people to use bleach. How am I supposed to take this seriously? He seems to have a personal vendetta against Fauci and is worried that all his precious social programs will be ended.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at November 29, 2021 04:49 PM (YynYJ)


Trump is a lot like Alex Jones: Are you aware that there is a dispute in Paraguay about using oral Chlorine Dioxide to treat Covid? There is also some attempts to start studies in Bolivia and Argentina and there are some indications that is going on, but I don't have news sources there. I looked into it, and in vitro it appears to work, and in vivo it does get into the system via the intestines per studies on mouse test animals.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 29, 2021 05:04 PM (P9T5R)

441 >> and no one goes through the same quantity of pot as people do tobacco.


Have you even met Jackstraw?

Posted by: flounder at November 29, 2021 05:04 PM (SH2Zi)

442 Here's my (ongoing) experience with chinese lung aids:

1) It sucks, and is seriously no fun. About as sick as I was with the flu, last time I had that, but I'm more worried about the chest congestion I'm experiencing.

2) Kids can definitely spread the damn thing. We're 98% sure we got this from our 5 year old, who had to have picked it up from school. The school had sent out a letter that one of the kindergarteners tested positive for covid and their last day at school had been the day before my kid got sick.
After that, each of us got sick 1 day after another.

3) The moderna vaccine I had back in March was useless. I'm not convinced it was *worse* than useless, but it definitely did nothing for me. My wife had pfizer, and that did nothing for her.

4) Our symptoms were all slightly different. My youngest started with a 103 degree fever for a day, while I had a low fever for 3 days and still have a terrible cough.

5) fuck china. Seriously

Posted by: Gman at November 29, 2021 05:04 PM (hYj23)

443 Tobacco was never intended to be an every day, all day activity.
It was for special occasions. Like a treaty of peace.
Hence, peace pipe.
I smoke a good cigar about 4 a year.
With friends. And brandy or a good port.

Posted by: casual observer at November 29, 2021 05:04 PM (jTmQV)

444 The virus that came to dinner.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2021 05:05 PM (63Dwl)

445 Biggest killer of all, life. Nobody gets out alive.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Stay away from dihydrogen monoxide, though.

Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2021 05:05 PM (OaZlZ)

446 435 I am mystified as to how cocaine is a thing. Yes, I've tried it. Twice. Aside from getting cold, my nose running down my numb throat, and constantly having to pee (or feeling like it), it was otherwise inert.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 29, 2021 05:03 PM (KAi1n)

It's affect is not much different than a lot of caffeine, tbh. But it's like the first cup of coffee you ever had.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 29, 2021 05:05 PM (Y5qcH)

447 Alex Berenson wrote a book about the modern marijuana landscape, before he started studying COVID. It's an eye-opener.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 29, 2021 05:02 PM (mdjgu)

Was that "The Berenson Bears Do Whacky Terbacky"?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 29, 2021 05:05 PM (dfRN6)

448 I think this calls for the Wonder Boner:

https://youtu.be/YpKtzumUmmA

Posted by: Listen for Mike Rowe's voice in the narration at November 29, 2021 05:06 PM (L39MN)

449 Would explain why a lot of salespeople I know were yuge into the booger sugar.

Wall Street in the 80s was ground zero.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2021 05:04 PM (ZLI7S)

The Pittsburgh Pirates had enough blow in the clubhouse to make Pablo Escobar jealous.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 29, 2021 05:07 PM (Ls/45)

450 443 Tobacco was never intended to be an every day, all day activity.


They said the same thing about fapping.

Posted by: Roy at November 29, 2021 05:07 PM (Ti+Tv)

451 Reminds me of an old Ray Stevens joke: "A new disease has been discovered, it has no symptoms, has no name and is untreatable,." There may have been a punchline, but if so I've forgotten it.

Posted by: Javems at November 29, 2021 05:07 PM (AmoqO)

452 So far 1 hr, 24 mins and the IRS hasn't changed its elevator music at all.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 29, 2021 05:07 PM (KAi1n)

453 450 443 Tobacco was never intended to be an every day, all day activity.


They said the same thing about fapping.
Posted by: Roy at November 29, 2021 05:07 PM (Ti+Tv)

==========

"Why didn't I give men hook hands?!"
-God

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 29, 2021 05:07 PM (LvTSG)

454 what you mean never mind. they only count positive tests as the reason to lock everything down. I give Judge Jenkins a week to reimpose the lockdown on the county.

Posted by: government here to save you at November 29, 2021 05:07 PM (lNSu6)

455 It's affect is not much different than a lot of caffeine, tbh. But it's like the first cup of coffee you ever had.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 29, 2021 05:05 PM (Y5qcH)


I absolutely love it. Which is why I won't ever touch it ever again. Morally compromised and bad for my health. Sort of like my ex.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 05:07 PM (wAnMi)

456 If you were in need of restoring your lost sense of smell, I'm your huckleberry.

Posted by: Joe Biden's Briefs at November 29, 2021 05:08 PM (mGl0Z)

457 Smoking . . . tobacco is all natural

-
Also the Indians Native Americans First Peoples did it and they're always good, and kind, and wise about everything.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 29, 2021 05:08 PM (FVME7)

458 3) The moderna vaccine I had back in March was useless. I'm not convinced it was *worse* than useless, but it definitely did nothing for me. My wife had pfizer, and that did nothing

Posted by: Gman at November 29, 2021 05:04 PM (hYj23)
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Saw a doctor who said that the pop-up target spike proteins are less than useless at allowing your immune system to spot the whole virus. It can even give your system a setting profile.

Which is why natural immunity works, because you fight the whole virus.

Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2021 05:08 PM (OaZlZ)

459 I'm convinced that cigars are a gift they give me an hour at a time to contemplate the world or just zone out and enjoy life. Might be better off smoking just 3 a week. Moderation in all things.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 29, 2021 05:09 PM (0OmEj)

460 I drink 12 tablespoons of ground coffee per day (I don't say cups of coffee b/c everyone's def. of "cup" varies). I usually have to take a nap in the afternoon. I also have ADD, so, yeah, caffeine, as a stimulant, isn't a big deal to me.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 29, 2021 05:10 PM (KAi1n)

461 >>The Pittsburgh Pirates had enough blow in the clubhouse to make Pablo Escobar jealous.

Nobody could beat the 1986 NY Mets other than mountains of cocaine.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2021 05:10 PM (ZLI7S)

462 If you were in need of restoring your lost sense of smell, I'm your huckleberry.
Posted by: Joe Biden's Briefs at November 29, 2021 05:08 PM (mGl0Z)


That is literally one of the things hubs still can't smell. Not kidding.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 29, 2021 05:10 PM (Ez6QX)

463 So did ace get caught up in some new Bangkok travel ban?

Posted by: lowandslow at November 29, 2021 05:11 PM (4thlk)

464 I absolutely love it. Which is why I won't ever touch it ever again. Morally compromised and bad for my health. Sort of like my ex.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 05:07 PM (wAnMi)

Yeah, I had the same issue for a while many years ago. It's just a downward spiral. Saw where it was going and got out.

I'm just lucky it's easier to quit than nicotine.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 29, 2021 05:11 PM (Y5qcH)

465 Fucking retards.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Hoisted petards

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2021 05:12 PM (arJlL)

466 >>So did ace get caught up in some new Bangkok travel ban?

When he comes back we should welcome by not commenting on his first post.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2021 05:12 PM (ZLI7S)

467 Boebert offered an apology, Omar wanted a public shaming, fuck her. War.

Posted by: Goliad's Ghosts at November 29, 2021 05:12 PM (oWBc3)

468 463 So did ace get caught up in some new Bangkok travel ban?
Posted by: lowandslow at November 29, 2021 05:11 PM (4thlk)

we better hope he doesn't step outside and see his shadow, or else he might be gone for 6 more weeks.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2021 05:12 PM (trdmm)

469 When he comes back we should welcome by not commenting on his first post.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2021 05:12 PM (ZLI7S)

Lol.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 29, 2021 05:12 PM (JiQYq)

470 It's affect is not much different than a lot of caffeine, tbh. But it's like the first cup of coffee you ever had.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

The only things a lot of caffeine (as in No-Doz level) does to me is: have to urinate a lot; and stay awake. So, unless the party's in the bathroom, I still don't see the point. Hell, a small dose of mushrooms is a lot of fun and very social.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 29, 2021 05:12 PM (KAi1n)

471 Nobody could beat the 1986 NY Mets other than mountains of cocaine.
Posted by: JackStraw
___

Tru 'dat.

Posted by: Darryl Strawberry and Dwight Gooden at November 29, 2021 05:13 PM (Z/38I)

472 I did a grazing amount of research into this, but apparently the word "vaccine" comes to us from vacca or *cow*. Because the first vaccine project was against small pox, and the "cow pox" virus, in cows, was close enough to try to train the immune system against it.

Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2021 05:13 PM (OaZlZ)

473 >>When he comes back we should welcome by not commenting on his first post.


That would be awesome.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 05:13 PM (Lrwak)

474 >>>and no one goes through the same quantity of pot as people do tobacco.

I smoke a cigar a week. Every weed smoker I've ever known smokes more weed by weight than I do tobacco.

Posted by: mikethemoose at November 29, 2021 05:13 PM (T/vhV)

475 Farr's Law states that a bug will kill the most at the initial outbreak. Or something like that.
Posted by: Anna Puma

What about Fart's Law ?

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2021 05:14 PM (arJlL)

476 >>That would be awesome.

We can do this. More importantly we should do this.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2021 05:14 PM (ZLI7S)

477 I drink 12 tablespoons of ground coffee per day (I don't say cups of coffee b/c everyone's def. of "cup" varies). I usually have to take a nap in the afternoon. I also have ADD, so, yeah, caffeine, as a stimulant, isn't a big deal to me.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 29, 2021 05:10 PM (KAi1n)


I can only drink about 1 10oz. cup of coffee right when I wake up in the morning. Any more than that or later than that I'm unhappy.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 05:14 PM (wAnMi)

478 Charlie Crist has apparently been smoking the wacky tobaccy.

https://bit.ly/3FZtPcA

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 29, 2021 05:15 PM (FVME7)

479 "Booger sugar" - ROFL. "Nose candy" is now my #2, guffaw-iest, drug term.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 29, 2021 05:15 PM (KAi1n)

480
Let's hope Ace is not defenestrated in a hotel by a ladyboy, the cruel fate that befell a vacationing Brit businessman. The Daily Mail was all over that story a few years ago.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 29, 2021 05:15 PM (Mzdiz)

481 I can drink all the coffee in the world and still go to sleep. The Navy does that to you.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 29, 2021 05:15 PM (UuD2k)

482 443 Tobacco was never intended to be an every day, all day activity.

but really it was. There is an interesting book called Tobacco, a plant that seduced a civilization. I still can't pull the name for that type of history. It was all the rage in the late nineties and early 2000s. You take a product or element like tobacco, salt, cod or even longitude, and tell the history from there.

In my recollection the Indians would put tobacco tincture into the eyes of a shaman. They would blow so much smoke up an arse it could kill a guy.

Tobacco is crazy addictive, that is why it traveled to, and was accepted on every continent and damn near every island on earth. I would say read the book, it is interesting.

Posted by: Quint at November 29, 2021 05:15 PM (e1mwr)

483 What about Fart's Law ?
Posted by: JT at November 29, 2021 05:14 PM (arJlL)

Trusting them. You know......the thing?

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 29, 2021 05:16 PM (Ls/45)

484 >>We can do this. More importantly we should do this.


No way you could get the entire horde to comply. But it ould be great to see his first post go 2 hours witout a comment.

Even better if we could get Pixxy to shut off the Spam filter for that one post after the first hour.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 05:16 PM (Lrwak)

485 Today I am announcing two weeks of flattuence.
#twoweeksofflattuence.

Posted by: Joey Biden at November 29, 2021 05:16 PM (r5BVk)

486 nood

Posted by: Blind Roscoe McGee at November 29, 2021 05:16 PM (vted1)

487 CBD has granted a nood.

Posted by: Bete at November 29, 2021 05:16 PM (F9322)

488 My entire household (wife and 3 kids living at home) had Covid this month. It was most comparable to a mild cold, except also the temporary loss of taste and smell. Other than that, no big deal. Nowhere near as bad as any flu I've ever had, or other respiratory illness like bronchitis. I know some people have worse cases and some people die. But for young and healthy people, it's really almost nothing (not even counting those who have no symptoms at all). No reason to fear the next variant, just like there was no reason to fear the Delta variant. Our public health officials are idiots. Our elected officials are worse.

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at November 29, 2021 05:16 PM (H/wdc)

489 479 "Booger sugar" - ROFL. "Nose candy" is now my #2, guffaw-iest, drug term.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 29, 2021 05:15 PM (KAi1n)

We used to call it cake and we had the "Cake Rule". Which was don't talk about cake, if you didn't bring any cake with you.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 29, 2021 05:17 PM (UuD2k)

490 "Booger sugar" sung to the tune of Boogie Fever.

Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2021 05:17 PM (OaZlZ)

491 Boebert offered an apology, Omar wanted a public shaming, fuck her. War.
Posted by: Goliad's Ghosts at November 29, 2021 05:12 PM (oWBc3)
.........

What did she apologize for? Calling Omar a stupid clitless slut?

Posted by: wth at November 29, 2021 05:17 PM (v0R5T)

492 What about Fart's Law ?
Posted by: JT at November 29, 2021 05:14 PM (arJlL)


He whom smelt it, dealt it.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 29, 2021 05:17 PM (IJES/)

493 Ha! My neighbor who uses marijuana cigarettes "medicinally" puts my bourbon habit to shame. Reminds me of my younger pothead sister - both 65 by the way.

Posted by: Goliad's Ghosts at November 29, 2021 05:17 PM (oWBc3)

494 So did ace get caught up in some new Bangkok travel ban?
Posted by: lowandslow at November 29, 2021 05:11 PM (4thlk)

We're holding Ace in quarantine until his hair grows back or he gives me the negatives of a nude Princess Leia taken during the hostage scene after hours.

Posted by: Endor Mange Control Commision at November 29, 2021 05:18 PM (KTaZ8)

495 I've lost 3 close friends to marijuana. They aren't dead, but they changed. They went from being brilliant, productive people to zombies whose whole life is focused on when they can smoke their next bowl.

I'm not a fan of recreational drug use, to put it mildly.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 29, 2021 05:00 PM


Not to negate your experience, but I have three friends who I shared a bong with one night in a Cape May, New Jersey hotel. One became a regular MD, the other a cardiac surgeon, the other the head of a non-profit for a period of time that everyone would recognize.

Me? Pretty damn successful, as far as the people who would like to sell me their ideas. It's totally dependent on the individual, I'm certain. I never continued much after adolescence. It was fun, but no way to go through life.

That being said, I did lose a childhood friend who started with pot, graduated to heroin, then disposed of his brains with a shotgun shortly thereafter.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at November 29, 2021 05:18 PM (dQvv7)

496 I've known people who get wrecked by cocaine, and will admit to having tasted it once or twice. It has a peculiar psychological effect, distinct from other narcotics, in that it seems to give its users an incredible (one could say an insane level) of self confidence and feelings of control. To an extroverted personality, which includes anyone in sales or public performances, this is the kind of feeling they'll sacrifice their entire lives for. To most introverts, the effects are mildly interesting but nothing more.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2021 05:18 PM (trdmm)

497 That's because the modern tobacco delivery system (cigs) was designed to be as addictive as humanly possible.

Posted by: casual observer at November 29, 2021 05:18 PM (jTmQV)

498 Seems every flu / cold / 24 hour bug sickness is automatically assigned as Covid. Only explanation for the relative disappearance of all things except Covid.

Posted by: Just a side note at November 29, 2021 05:19 PM (EeUIW)

499 . But for young and healthy people, it's really almost nothing (not even counting those who have no symptoms at all).

I'm glad yours wasn't too bad.

I'm not super young anymore (4 but the damn thing knocked me on my butt for a full 5 days.

Posted by: Gman at November 29, 2021 05:19 PM (hYj23)

500 Let's hope Ace is not defenestrated in a hotel by a ladyboy, the cruel fate that befell a vacationing Brit businessman. The Daily Mail was all over that story a few years ago.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 29, 2021 05:15 PM (Mzdiz)


What the heck movie was that where some guy is talking about defenestration being an actual word, he'd never known there was a term for it and had to look it up. Then for the rest of the movie when he thinks he's being clever using it - everybody including grade school kids know what it means? It was a lousy movie IIRC.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 05:19 PM (wAnMi)

501 Apologized for the Muslim terrorist joke. Which was funny as hell and what most of us think. Fuck them anyway.

Posted by: Goliad's Ghosts at November 29, 2021 05:19 PM (oWBc3)

502
Received news that the wedding in New England which we attended ten days ago has two folks who tested positive for the coof. Like I give a shit, since I take a daily regimen of the prophylactic medications that are alleged to keep it away. Home tested this AM with a negative result. What a fooking joke.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 29, 2021 05:19 PM (my0dy)

503 Charlie Crist has apparently been smoking the wacky tobaccy.

https://bit.ly/3FZtPcA
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 29, 2021

The press secretary for DeSantis is, um...comely, to say the least.

Posted by: Boswell at November 29, 2021 05:22 PM (5iUNf)

504 Managed to get a cold from the grands over Thanksgiving. Normal shit in other words.

Posted by: Goliad's Ghosts at November 29, 2021 05:22 PM (oWBc3)

505 Comments slowing - like the Bible, you can't know the time Ace returns people.

Posted by: Goliad's Ghosts at November 29, 2021 05:23 PM (oWBc3)

506 Or maybe you can, nood

Posted by: Goliad's Ghosts at November 29, 2021 05:23 PM (oWBc3)

507 Received news that the wedding in New England which we attended ten days ago has two folks who tested positive for the coof. Like I give a shit, since I take a daily regimen of the prophylactic medications that are alleged to keep it away. Home tested this AM with a negative result. What a fooking joke.
==\
Nice knowing you.

Posted by: Karen, arms crossed, nose in the air at November 29, 2021 05:24 PM (Q3dhL)

508 Dear White Europeans:

You can thank us for the killers tobacco and syphilis.


Natives of the Americas.

Posted by: Archer at November 29, 2021 05:31 PM (gmo/4)

509 Miami Vice had like ten hilarious slang terms for cocaine, like Bolivian Marching Powder

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 05:35 PM (KZzsI)

510 Not saying that we need to panic, but apparently the fine doctor in this particular article had to go on to further clarify that she was specifically speaking about young, otherwise healthy people who had been infected with omicron.

Essentially we don't know how deadly it is because not enough people have caught it.

Posted by: Defenestratus at November 29, 2021 05:45 PM (9Vp8Z)

511 Funny how we haven't had the flu in 2 years but we've had countless variants.

Posted by: amon at November 29, 2021 05:47 PM (SrjPP)

512 Every new iteration will be a 'scariant' - not a variant.

Posted by: Java Joe at November 29, 2021 05:55 PM (2p/1y)

513 5 We're ALL gonna die!


On a long enough timeline....

Posted by: Java Joe at November 29, 2021 05:56 PM (2p/1y)

514 I actually heard the Assistant Fucktard at NIH say on radio that because the variants may not be covered as well by the original vaccine that boosters would provide "broader" protection --with the exact same vaccine.

Posted by: Zek at November 29, 2021 05:58 PM (OzNIz)

515 They are going to make it hard as possible to be unvaxed. Case in point, husband gets a bowel obstruction, whoo boy pain level out of sight. Off to the ER, stay until he is given a room after regular visiting hours. Read the hospital policy on how to visit when unvaxed. Says rapid tests are ok, bring one in to check in counter. Nope, written online policy incorrect, go to this lab. Lab says, nope, we only do for surgeries. Go to CVS or Rite Aid. Get in touch with both, do you do rapid tests? Nope, we only do PCR tests with results in a couple of days. We have appointments available at the end of the week. Can't get into family doc, booked till January. Husband finally tells me to quit, that he will be released tomorrow. This is a bad joke that has gone on way too long.

Posted by: Beth at November 29, 2021 06:16 PM (JvFhS)

516 So my family got over the coof (kind of, still have a persistent cough and some nasal/throat congestion).

The youngest (5) had a fever for a day, then was extra tired for 2 more days. Then he just had an average cold.

I feel like I may have had it the worst, or tied with my wife. Bad nasal congestion, really bad cough. Low fever for 3 days. The cough is hanging on, but everything else cleared up on its own. The doctor did say the cough would probably last a while.

Wife had same symptoms as I did, but also got monoclonal antibodies on the last day they would possibly give them to her (day 10 of being sick). She was already recovering pretty much, but we were told the antibodies would provide protection for 3 months.

7 year old was sick like me, just not for as long.

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