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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (12/1/21)
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Quote I “With his arrogant partisan performances this weekend, Fauci’s laid bare the inherent weakness of his obsession with going on TV. The more he talks, the less many Americans either like or believe him.”Piers Morgan
Quote II “How can we as states get dollars from severance taxes and then park it in banks that are at the same time trying to diminish those dollars by trying to boycott our industries? This is just more of the same from these woke capitalists, globalist interests out there when it’s them trying to dictate to us the way we need to live our lives.”West Virginia Republican Treasurer Riley Moore
Quote III “I did get tired of people commenting on my looks when I was camming. It kinda bothered me.” Diana Deets, a cam performer
Quote IV Continuing to speak of all-things COVID, I see today that Merck is about to get FDA approval to begin trials of an anti-COVID pill, which I'm sure has all the get-that-jab-now-Prole types so happy they could shit. Matthew Noto
The positive test result comes just days after the NBA encouraged players and coaches to get COVID-19 booster shots, Associated Press reported.
If Lebron James' positive test result fails to be a false-positive or inconclusive result, the player will be out for a minimum of ten days and will have to submit two negative tests results within 24 hrs to return; which is in accordance with the NBA's health and safety protocols.
German Euthanasia Association Won’t Help You Kill Yourself Unless You’ve Had COVID Vaccine Check your calendar, it’s not April 1st. This ultimate irony is real. The euthanasia clinics in Germany won’t help you kill yourself unless you’ve had the COVID vaccine. With headlines like this out there in the real world, coming up with material for the satire sites must be getting harder every day. This is crazy but not satire–it’s true. They will only help their patients die as long as they’re not dying from COVID. The German killing clinics put a surreal new spin on the phrase ‘lethal injection’.
If I ever end up in "Old Timer's Home". This is where I want to go. Turkey Hunting for residents.
Kip Kruger works at Azle Manor Rehabilitation and Healthcare in Azle, Texas, and has a knack for keeping the residents smiling. Not everyone would don a giant turkey costume and spend the day lurking behind plastic trees while being shot at with toy guns, but Kruger took one (or a dozen) for the team. A photo posted on the Azle Manor Facebook page shows an orange-vested resident leveling her weapon at the giant downed turkey.
A pretty damn good story. Thanks Kip Krueger!
Moar good news! Greg Gutfeld ratings beat the Jimmy Libtards.
Fox News’ November ratings are out, and they spell bad news for late-night comedy…or good news if you’re sick of politically correct narrative-pushing virtue-signalers like Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon. Greg Gutfeld’s late-night show Gutfeld! has beaten both Kimmel and Fallon in total viewers in the 11 p.m. ET timeslot.
Gutfeld! has also taken the title of the number one rated show in all of basic cable television in total viewers, coming in at 1,983,000 pairs of eyeballs tuning in every night. Gutfeld! beat every show on MSNBC in all categories, including The Rachel Maddow Show, for the first time since its launch. Rachel Maddow is having a dismal November, reporting her lowest ratings all year.
After a hawt encounter, you might want to light up a real smoke.
Scientists have discovered yet another reason why vaping sucks, and this time, it’s affecting a whole different organ from your lungs. A joint study conducted by New York University and Johns Hopkins has found that men who smoke e-cigarettes are more 2.4 times more likely to have erectile dysfunction than their non-vaping counterparts — a sorry state of affairs for those who use e-cigs because they’re marketed as healthier than the real thing. The study’s large sample included 45,971 men aged 20-65, differentiated by those who have cardiovascular issues and those who don’t. This latter data point is important, as recent research suggests that ED can be an indicator of heart disease.
Dad owes the kid big time. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
A small-town Colorado teen was recognized by first responders in Brush after applying the lifesaving skills he learned at school to save a family member—his dad. Mother of 14-year-old Aidan, Heather Christenson, recalled how her husband, Fred, had upon hearing a joke at the dinner table last month laughed and began to choke on a morsel of food.
It's all fun and games until someone gets killed. Genius Award Winner.
South Carolina gun shop owner fatally shot worker in prank gone wrong
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: nurse ratched at December 01, 2021 09:55 PM (h6rti)
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Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 01, 2021 09:57 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 01, 2021 09:57 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: wing at December 01, 2021 09:57 PM (PlW9M)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 01, 2021 09:57 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2021 09:57 PM (iam1O)
Posted by: Pastor Charles the Simple at December 01, 2021 09:57 PM (u0oAO)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 01, 2021 09:58 PM (16EvI)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 01, 2021 09:58 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 01, 2021 09:58 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Flyover at December 01, 2021 09:58 PM (Rbu5d)
Because it's clearly not.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 01, 2021 09:58 PM (Eosty)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 01, 2021 09:58 PM (16EvI)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2021 09:59 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 01, 2021 09:57 PM (SchxB)
Nurse is an elemental force of nature to be reckoned with!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 01, 2021 09:59 PM (hOUT3)
How brain dead is our population that it takes this long to discern what Fauci is?
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2021 09:59 PM (iam1O)
Hey, I know that, like moi
, Beckoning Chasm is never one to toot his own horn about his creative efforts.
So, let me toot that horn. Beckoning Chasm has a new entry in his animation series, The Path, another dark and mysterious vision. Give it a look, give it a like.
https://youtu.be/LGTvW5WIn9g
That said, I shall hie me to the content.
Posted by: mindful webworker - whose horn dis iz? at December 01, 2021 09:59 PM (uxzB4)
Posted by: Sobek at December 01, 2021 10:00 PM (hKq3y)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 01, 2021 10:00 PM (16EvI)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 01, 2021 09:57 PM (hOUT3)
That shit clears up if you drink a bunch of cranberry juice.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 01, 2021 10:01 PM (Ls/45)
Fun story--back when the soviet union fell, we knew a man who was an operations manager for manufacturing.
So he decided to go into the eastern European countries, find an abandoned business that the government used to run, buy it, train a bunch of people how to run a manufacturing business, get his money back, and then go off to find the next one.
He did a dozen, I think.
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2021 10:01 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 01, 2021 10:01 PM (h6rti)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 01, 2021 09:58 PM (hOUT3)
*Tips hat in respect*
Howdy y'all!
Posted by: Doof at December 01, 2021 10:02 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Some Rat at December 01, 2021 10:02 PM (r1z5A)
That's what matters.
That he can even survive, much less be worshipped or respected by millions, is jaw-dropping and repugnant, but the problem there is with .... the millions.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 01, 2021 10:03 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Some Rat at December 01, 2021 10:02 PM (r1z5A)
Hell I might buy two.
Great point Some Rat.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 01, 2021 10:03 PM (aA3+G)
Ain't it grand?
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2021 10:03 PM (iam1O)
Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at December 01, 2021 10:03 PM (0pv1a)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 01, 2021 10:03 PM (16EvI)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 01, 2021 10:04 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: rhomboid
"Get the vax which will not protect you."
Posted by: Some Rat at December 01, 2021 10:04 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Rafal Gan Ganowicz at December 01, 2021 10:04 PM (DN0pc)
A young CBD after dropping the sous vide pizza that took a fortnight to cook
Posted by: Doof at December 01, 2021 10:04 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 01, 2021 10:04 PM (LVgqo)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at December 01, 2021 10:04 PM (FcPY7)
Posted by: Jewells45
Sex acts on Tik Tok mostly. It's all the rage starting with, in some circles, 14 yr olds.
Sick sick Jewells.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2021 10:04 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2021 10:04 PM (VwHCD)
Ain't it grand?
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2021 10:03 PM (iam1O)
IF it happens it will be grand!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 01, 2021 10:04 PM (hOUT3)
Someone who performs.
In front of a camera.
On the internet.
Usually not wearing much.
Posted by: Methos at December 01, 2021 10:04 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 01, 2021 10:05 PM (Ls/45)
Posted by: IC - Joe Biden has shit for brains at December 01, 2021 10:05 PM (Nyumu)
A young CBD after dropping the sous vide pizza that took a fortnight to cook
Posted by: Doof at December 01, 2021 10:04 PM (mZUr4)
You're living on the edge. And I laughed.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 01, 2021 10:05 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Doof at December 01, 2021 10:04 PM (mZUr4)
Well done good sir!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 01, 2021 10:05 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 01, 2021 10:05 PM (4I/2K)
Good x-c skiing and snowshoe potential, right there. Plus, no idiot neighbors. Reloading room in the back could have a nice test range marked out towards that big rock on the right. And no idiot neighbors means you could shoot whenever.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 01, 2021 10:06 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 01, 2021 10:06 PM (hOUT3)
Thanks for the ONT.
Except for the snow that you measure by the foot most likely.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2021 10:06 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: banana Dream
Good take
Posted by: MkY (Lost my AR) at December 01, 2021 10:06 PM (Foq6I)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3)
Hit em in the wallet. It's the only place they feel pain.
Posted by: Some Rat at December 01, 2021 10:06 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Dave Portnoy at December 01, 2021 10:06 PM (mZUr4)
Arizona, Arkansas, Idaho, Kentucky, Louisiana, Missouri, Nebraska, North Dakota, South Carolina, South Dakota, Utah, Wyoming, Alabama, Texas, West Virginia.
Gird your loins boys, it's far from over.
hint: we're winning.
and Jordan61, keep your chin up
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2021 10:07 PM (iam1O)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 01, 2021 10:07 PM (16EvI)
Thanks for the ONT.
Except for the snow that you measure by the foot most likely.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2021 10:06 PM (kBuGL)
You get use to it.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 01, 2021 10:07 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 01, 2021 10:05 PM (Ls/45)
Bag of bags >> LeBron
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 01, 2021 10:07 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: banana Dream
Good take
Posted by: MkY
The pessimist in us is sad but thinking - Kiddo, it gets much worse.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2021 10:07 PM (mD/uy)
Eesh.
We may be hardwired to like that unusual combination, but it doesn't seem wise to encourage everything that men are hardwired to like.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 01, 2021 10:08 PM (sGnvY)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 01, 2021 10:05 PM (Ls/45)
Bag of bags >> LeBron
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 01, 2021 10:07 PM (hOUT3)
Bags of dog shit >>>>LeBron
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 01, 2021 10:08 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
And possibly by years.
Posted by: Some Rat at December 01, 2021 10:08 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2021 10:07 PM (iam1O)
Well I always try to, anyway.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 01, 2021 10:09 PM (qxz9B)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2021 10:09 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 01, 2021 10:07 PM (16EvI)
Howdy COMM!! How's things out in the Rocky Mountain State?
Posted by: Doof at December 01, 2021 10:09 PM (mZUr4)
I must admit, that really looks like my kind of house!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 01, 2021 10:09 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: The Commenters Who Say 'Ni!' at December 01, 2021 10:09 PM (N/S2/)
On the other hand that pizza appears nasty.
Make him a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and tell him to quit pissing and moaning. Life's lessons are hard, yo'.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 01, 2021 10:09 PM (BFigT)
Arizona, Arkansas, Idaho, Kentucky, Louisiana, Missouri, Nebraska, North Dakota, South Carolina, South Dakota, Utah, Wyoming, Alabama, Texas, West Virginia.
Gird your loins boys, it's far from over.
hint: we're winning.
and Jordan61, keep your chin up
Posted by: B
that is nice, and they shoudl do it, however, calprs and calstrs have about $750 bn in assets, so $600bn, not that much
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 01, 2021 10:09 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: vizzy at December 01, 2021 10:09 PM (R/9t3)
Rest of the year split between central Italy and Rio Grande do Norte in Brazil.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 01, 2021 10:10 PM (OTzUX)
How hard can it be to understand that a prank with a gun can't possibly be a good idea?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 01, 2021 10:10 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2021 10:07 PM (mD/uy)
Yes, you ain't seen nothing yet kiddo!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 01, 2021 10:10 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: bluebell at December 01, 2021 10:10 PM (wyw4S)
On the other hand that pizza appears nasty.
Make him a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and tell him to quit pissing and moaning. Life's lessons are hard, yo'.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 01, 2021 10:09 PM (BFigT)
Instead of standing there crying, a good parent would have taught him the 5 second rule and it'd be fine.
Posted by: Roy at December 01, 2021 10:10 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 01, 2021 10:10 PM (K3ZCc)
(If they don't make it off the property, they get another one - gratis).
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2021 10:10 PM (mD/uy)
Interesting. Don't quite get it.. but it was actually sort of calming. Not sure if that's what he's going for. I liked it.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 01, 2021 10:11 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: dartist at December 01, 2021 10:12 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 01, 2021 10:08 PM (sGnvY)
To me it is like a disconnect. I saw the story at Intsy earlier. The thing is, I think there was a side by side of her unfiltered face and she was pretty. But as with all things, I guess you need an edge.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2021 10:12 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: Roy at December 01, 2021 10:12 PM (Ti+Tv)
Colonialism, greatest thing to ever happen to most places that it happened to.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 01, 2021 10:12 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: vizzy at December 01, 2021 10:09 PM (R/9t3)
Heh, my grandma used to say that.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 01, 2021 10:13 PM (qxz9B)
Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at December 01, 2021 10:13 PM (qpX6U)
That house pictured up top sure seems . . . lonely.
And "A Baby Changes Everything" is awesome. First time I've heard that one. Thanks!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at December 01, 2021 10:13 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: dartist at December 01, 2021 10:12 PM (+ya+t)
Any kid that drops a pizza gets a night in the box!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 01, 2021 10:13 PM (hOUT3)
Never carry a pizza like a briefcase.
Posted by: MkY (Lost my AR) at December 01, 2021 10:13 PM (Foq6I)
It's the little shit like that and when it happens it can trigger you into a depression spiral making you think, well this is just another damn thing. No matter how trivial. Often not the big trials that you have a natural biological response that triggers and gets you through. But that little stuff is the best time to be surrounded by people that will smack you senseless with love or a stout chair.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 01, 2021 10:13 PM (LVgqo)
I found the right place for him. He always said put my urn on top of the tv so you 'll always be looking at me. That was before flat tvs, so Jerry currently has a place of honor on the fireplace mantel.
Posted by: Farmer at December 01, 2021 10:13 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Geronimo
it is fortunate that most of society is arrranged to suggest that everything straight, white, men enjoy is bad.
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 01, 2021 10:13 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Roy at December 01, 2021 10:12 PM (Ti+Tv)
Well, you're not wrong.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2021 10:14 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: bluebell at December 01, 2021 10:10 PM (wyw4S)
You're welcome
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 01, 2021 10:14 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: PaleRider at December 01, 2021 10:14 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 01, 2021 10:14 PM (K3ZCc)
I heard Alec Baldwin said it was a red SUV pulled the trigger.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 01, 2021 10:14 PM (EZebt)
FIFY That gun store owner is so stupid that he killed someone you mean.
Posted by: whig at December 01, 2021 10:14 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: banana Dream
Son of Doof has a corollary about the tendency of time to fly as we age. He says a year to a kid feels longer than a year to an older person because of the percentage of one's life that year represents. A year to a 10 year old is 10% of that kid's life. A year to a 50 year old is 2% of that person's life.
Smart kid. He was 9 when he came up with that
Posted by: Doof at December 01, 2021 10:15 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: rhomboid
We like our 50% infant mortality.
Posted by: Third world shitholes everywhere at December 01, 2021 10:15 PM (r1z5A)
baldwin bros guns and ammo
duh?
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 01, 2021 10:15 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: PaleRider at December 01, 2021 10:14 PM (3cGpq)
Unemployment insurance is cheaper, much cheaper.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 01, 2021 10:15 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Tonypete
And you get customers for life by taking care of their kids.
(I didn't say you did it for that reason, just that you get loyalty for being nice.)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 01, 2021 10:15 PM (huCvK)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 01, 2021 10:13 PM (LVgqo)
It is never a bad time to be surrounded by people like that!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 01, 2021 10:16 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at December 01, 2021 10:16 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 01, 2021 10:06 PM (hOUT3)
No, but noting 42, it may be more specific than "cam girl" which is the term I was thinking of.
Posted by: Methos at December 01, 2021 10:16 PM (kOpft)
Smart kid. He was 9 when he came up with that
Posted by: Doof
Also applicable when you tell a kid to "Just wait a minute."
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2021 10:16 PM (mD/uy)
If you have a car that has an anti-theft special hub key
That you totally forgot, because people don't steal tires around here, and live
BRING IT WITH YOU OR YOU HAVE TO FIND THE FUCKER AND GO BACK to the most excellent tire guys
Posted by: Frist World Miklosian Problems at December 01, 2021 10:16 PM (QzkSJ)
That there is even a serious prospect of the financial sector actually redlining the real energy sector - the vital heart of the modern economy - I find incompatible with any definition of "winning".
When rationality and self-interest are removed from society on this scale, there really is no theoretical down-side limit to it all.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 01, 2021 10:16 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Doof at December 01, 2021 10:15 PM (mZUr4)
Somewhere along the line you said something about a dog and dog years. Now the kid is scarred for life.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 01, 2021 10:16 PM (aA3+G)
"A police affidavit states that Whitley (the gun shop owner) placed a replica Glock BB gun among real firearms in the store with the intent of pranking Mrgan. Instead, Whitley mistakenly picked up and fired a real gun at Mrgan, according to an incident report.
Whitley is a retired major in the South Carolina National Guard and former reserve deputy for the Charleston County Sheriff's Office"
1. WTF?
2. The other guns on display in your shop are loaded?
3. WTF?
Posted by: Chuck C at December 01, 2021 10:16 PM (EughT)
I heard Alec Baldwin said it was a red SUV pulled the trigger.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 01, 2021 10:14 PM (EZebt)
It was white supremacy, really, and we should all apologize for killing that poor woman.
Posted by: flounder at December 01, 2021 10:16 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Little Caesar at December 01, 2021 10:16 PM (Do5/p)
You always remember your first balloon.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 01, 2021 10:16 PM (cGAjs)
This is the first time I've ever seen it!
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 01, 2021 10:16 PM (nxdel)
Gird your loins boys, it's far from over.
hint: we're winning.
and Jordan61, keep your chin up
Posted by: B
Sadly, Colorado is not on there.
Posted by: Infidel at December 01, 2021 10:17 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: whig at December 01, 2021 10:17 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: bluebell at December 01, 2021 10:10 PM (wyw4S)
You're welcome
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 01, 2021 10:14 PM (aA3+G)
Agree - that's a great one!
Posted by: Doof at December 01, 2021 10:17 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 01, 2021 10:17 PM (16EvI)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 01, 2021 10:17 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: From That Time at December 01, 2021 10:17 PM (4780s)
https://workfar.com
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 01, 2021 10:17 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Third world shitholes everywhere at December 01, 2021 10:15 PM (r1z5A)
Well, when you add in the abortion rate in the US...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 01, 2021 10:17 PM (hOUT3)
Or as the song lyric goes
"You would cry too, if it happened to you."
Evening, y'all.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 01, 2021 10:18 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 01, 2021 10:18 PM (AlkyK)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2021 10:18 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
from what I understand she has a private show optin, but that is more $
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 01, 2021 10:18 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 01, 2021 10:18 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 01, 2021 10:18 PM (EZebt)
Yeah I didn't see that before. This guy made up a story and it's not any better than the one Baldwin is telling.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 01, 2021 10:18 PM (cGAjs)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 01, 2021 10:16 PM (aA3+G)
Lol
Posted by: Doof at December 01, 2021 10:19 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Infidel at December 01, 2021 10:17 PM (qpolg)
neither is Kansas, that's kinda surprising, isn't it ?
Posted by: 5280 at December 01, 2021 10:19 PM (oSX/P)
Smart kid. He was 9 when he came up with that
Posted by: Doof at December 01, 2021 10:15 PM (mZUr4)
That's funny because there's some high-brained math/physics guy that does a lot of youtube videos and in one of them the episode is about time dilation and perception leading to these equations and analysis confirming what your kid figured out at 9.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 01, 2021 10:19 PM (LVgqo)
Posted by: sinalco at December 01, 2021 10:20 PM (yODqO)
Thanks. I'll check that out.
His other content is clearly above my pay scale.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 01, 2021 10:20 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: banana Dream
That's what Moms are Dads are for, to tell them otherwise.
Posted by: Javems at December 01, 2021 10:21 PM (BRFns)
Anderson Vanderbilt, Sanjay Gupta, and Tony Fauci. Tell me again about collusion.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 01, 2021 10:21 PM (EZebt)
Apparently he is not dead, but he is a pedophile. I bet he'd prefer to be trending, because he was dead.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 01, 2021 10:21 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: sinalco
Might not apply to major city streets anymore such as San Fran or NYC.
Posted by: whig at December 01, 2021 10:21 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: banana Dream
That's what Moms are Dads are for, to tell them otherwise.
Posted by: Javems at December 01, 2021 10:21 PM (BRFns)
Look what you did you little jerk.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 01, 2021 10:21 PM (aA3+G)
that is nice, and they shoudl do it, however, calprs and calstrs have about $750 bn in assets, so $600bn, not that much
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 01, 2021 10:09 PM (K3ZCc)
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If you were one of their bankers your pucker factor would be eleventy.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2021 10:21 PM (iam1O)
(If they don't make it off the property, they get another one - gratis).
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2021 10:10 PM (mD/uy)
I have a friend who likes to drink. The bar we used to go to had an "interesting' pizza. Looked like shit, but had a unique taste and was great. One night his wife wanted him to bring a pizza home for her. He's wasted, gets the pizza, and starts walking out of the bar with it under his arm like it was a frigging book. He made it to the parking lot. The next time he was there on his harley and ordered a pizza for the wife. We asked, how you plan on carrying that on the bike? His solution? He duct taped the frigging box to his chest, did a few wraps around him with the tape, and off he went. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2021 10:21 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: dartist at December 01, 2021 10:21 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: 5280 at December 01, 2021 10:19 PM (oSX/P)
Neither is Virginia,but that is NOT surprising!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 01, 2021 10:22 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: LASue at December 01, 2021 10:22 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: First Sea Lord Harv Jr. at December 01, 2021 10:22 PM (JPtHE)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 01, 2021 10:23 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: 5280
Unfortunately, no. Denver area I'm assuming.
Posted by: Infidel at December 01, 2021 10:23 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: sinalco
Might not apply to major city streets anymore such as San Fran or NYC.
Posted by: whig at December 01, 2021 10:21 PM (9hXN1)
yeah, it would be diseased before it hit the ground.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2021 10:23 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 01, 2021 10:21 PM (EZebt)
You know who else is a Vanderbilt? Timothy Olyphant.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 01, 2021 10:23 PM (qxz9B)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 01, 2021 10:04 PM (hOUT3)
If it happens there is going to be a bank with a giant shortfall and may need a big helping hand from the
Feds, and right now a lot of people are watching.
Also, I hope that Treasurer has a food taster and doesn't walk in the dark alone.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2021 10:24 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Oh dear, am I a bad person because I laughed?
Posted by: Some Rat at December 01, 2021 10:24 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 01, 2021 10:24 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: mea culpa at December 01, 2021 10:24 PM (WuGb8)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 01, 2021 10:21 PM (EZebt)
You know who else is a Vanderbilt? Timothy Olyphant.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 01, 2021 10:23 PM (qxz9B)
Does he slurp on dick as well?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 01, 2021 10:25 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 01, 2021 10:21 PM (aA3+G)
I see someone took Dr Spock's advice with a grain of salt!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 01, 2021 10:25 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 01, 2021 10:17 PM (16EvI)
Enjoy the mild weather while it's there!
Posted by: Doof at December 01, 2021 10:25 PM (mZUr4)
Why's the kid crying? Now he gets an entire pizza to himself!
Posted by: t-bird at December 01, 2021 10:25 PM (LTfVQ)
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I'll bet you won't do that again. Now go get the snow shovel.
Posted by: dartist at December 01, 2021 10:25 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: davidt at December 01, 2021 10:25 PM (0hbQ6)
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 01, 2021 10:23 PM
Mr Frodo, look. It's an Olyphant.
Posted by: Samwise Gamgee at December 01, 2021 10:25 PM (Do5/p)
Because they're rolls.
Filled with pepperoni and cheese.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 01, 2021 10:25 PM (BFigT)
Never put all of your pizza, or donut holes in one box. The kid learned a sound investment lesson the day that photo was taken.
Posted by: Reuben Hick (Bannon Didn't Kill Himself) at December 01, 2021 10:26 PM (+LCoQ)
@KatieHill4CA
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8h
I didn't think it was possible to become more pro-choice than I already was, but after 7 months of pregnancy all I can think about is how wrong it would be to make someone do this who doesn't want to.
I didn't think it was possible I could hear a more selfish, self centered, despicable excuse for abortion, but after reading this tweet all I can think about is how someone like you was elected to represent a congressional district.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 01, 2021 10:26 PM (DRBE4)
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 01, 2021 10:23 PM (qxz9B)
Does he slurp on dick as well?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 01, 2021 10:25 PM (aA3+G)
Seth Bullock / Raylan Givens is no Peter puffer!!
Posted by: Doof at December 01, 2021 10:26 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Infidel at December 01, 2021 10:26 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: Reuben Hick (Bannon Didn't Kill Himself) at December 01, 2021 10:26 PM (+LCoQ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 01, 2021 10:27 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 01, 2021 10:21 PM
Hey!
Posted by: Kevin McCallister at December 01, 2021 10:27 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: davidt at December 01, 2021 10:25 PM (0hbQ6)
Have you seen some of the parents these days?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2021 10:27 PM (VwHCD)
They can even make a situation an impression. I did it. Was walking down a sidewalk and thought to myself, I'm gonna remember this. I was 8 at the time.
And I still do. Parents; when your child has a event that is a good thing try to impress it upon their mind so they have happy/good things to remember when they are older. The corollary to that is try to discipline your child so that they remember the action that caused it but not the bad time impression of being scolded (or worse) paddles. This is done by not administering punishment when angry and with yelling. Make it sober and grim but matter of fact. You will reap rewards if you can manage that tight rope.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 01, 2021 10:27 PM (cGAjs)
Pure NGO grift and class warfare.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 01, 2021 10:28 PM (cSs/W)
Ok. I snorted out loud.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2021 10:28 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: 5280 at December 01, 2021 10:19 PM (oSX/P)
No, not really
Posted by: Kathleen Sebelius, Laura Kelly at December 01, 2021 10:28 PM (LVgqo)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 01, 2021 10:25 PM (aA3+G)
Heh, I don't think so. He's been married for like 30 years.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 01, 2021 10:28 PM (qxz9B)
Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at December 01, 2021 10:28 PM (GYllL)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 01, 2021 10:26 PM (DRBE4)
Reading that Katie Hill tweet made me almost physically ill!
Moloch and Baal are laughing their asses off!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 01, 2021 10:28 PM (hOUT3)
Someone send her a gift certificate for a tubal ligation stat!
We need less of parents like her. What a scrunt.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 01, 2021 10:28 PM (cGAjs)
Posted by: Some Rat at December 01, 2021 10:28 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 01, 2021 10:29 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: 5280 at December 01, 2021 10:29 PM (oSX/P)
Does that mean telling them it hurts you more than them prior to when you light them up with the cattle prod? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: whig at December 01, 2021 10:29 PM (9hXN1)
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camming - stfu
Posted by: Coquettish Haberdasher at December 01, 2021 10:29 PM (buTO7)
Damn, that was a fun show.
Posted by: mea culpa at December 01, 2021 10:24 PM (WuGb
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I miss the seat-of-the-pants antics of early RedEye episodes. The drunks calling in, Andy's pamphlets, etc.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 01, 2021 10:29 PM (Dc2NZ)
Welcome to the world of fractional banking.
Posted by: Reuben Hick (Bannon Didn't Kill Himself) at December 01, 2021 10:29 PM (+LCoQ)
Moloch and Baal are laughing their asses off!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 01, 2021 10:28 PM (hOUT3)
There were some demented bitches out in front of SCOTUS today taking celebratory abortion pills. That should be a pictorial definition of do not put dick in.
Posted by: flounder at December 01, 2021 10:30 PM (SH2Zi)
@KatieHill4CA
8h
I didn't think it was possible to become more pro-choice than I already was, but after 7 months of pregnancy all I can think about is how wrong it would be to make someone do this who doesn't want to.
I didn't think it was possible I could hear a more selfish, self centered, despicable excuse for abortion, but after reading this tweet all I can think about is how someone like you was elected to represent a congressional district.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 01, 2021 10:26 PM (DRBE4)
Now do vaxxines. After 20 months to flatten the curve.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 01, 2021 10:30 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at December 01, 2021 10:28 PM (GYllL)
Let me hurry and write a check to the cocksuckers so they can win?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 01, 2021 10:30 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Capital Eff
File under Corporations are our Friendz.
Posted by: whig at December 01, 2021 10:30 PM (9hXN1)
https://bit.ly/3ryxM41
Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2021 10:30 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: Miss Lindsey at December 01, 2021 10:31 PM (QzkSJ)
My friend, they remember the cattle prod, oh yes!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 01, 2021 10:31 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 01, 2021 10:31 PM (QHqf9)
Posted by: whig at December 01, 2021 10:30 PM (9hXN1)
So long as the checks clear in the Swiss account(s)!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 01, 2021 10:32 PM (hOUT3)
Moloch and Baal are laughing their asses off!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 01, 2021 10:28 PM (hOUT3)
There were some demented bitches out in front of SCOTUS today taking celebratory abortion pills. That should be a pictorial definition of do not put dick in.
Posted by: flounder at December 01, 2021 10:30 PM (SH2Zi)
I wonder if those bints will be laughing when they get to meet Stan.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 01, 2021 10:32 PM (llON8)
Shoulda strapped it to the sissy bar so he could lean back and get warm all the way home.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 01, 2021 10:32 PM (cGAjs)
Great work on the video. I don't pretend to understand it because it is way above my pay grade. Well done!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at December 01, 2021 10:32 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 01, 2021 10:30 PM (aA3+G)
Contribute harder!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 01, 2021 10:32 PM (hOUT3)
https://bit.ly/3ryxM41
Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2021 10:30 PM (i0wNm)
Why do you hate Minor Attracted Persons you flyover jerks?!
Posted by: This... is XiNN at December 01, 2021 10:33 PM (llON8)
I wonder - did Zappa ever do a Christmas song? Man, I hope so....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 01, 2021 10:33 PM (16EvI)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 01, 2021 10:34 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Some Rat at December 01, 2021 10:34 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 01, 2021 10:30 PM (aA3+G)
I think Stan is having the tenth circle enlarged, just for this new crop of deviant worthless scum!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 01, 2021 10:34 PM (hOUT3)
Oh they'll be greeted like old time conquering heroes.
All the deaths they caused.
Of course those were all innocent so not lost to sin but innocent. They get to watch her tortures and make comments like the one she just made. Her and all the death loving cult Dems.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 01, 2021 10:34 PM (cGAjs)
Posted by: Diogenes
OUTLOUDENGESHORTSKEIT ist MADADTöRLICH
your Covid papers, bitte
Posted by: Miklos von Karenwaffe at December 01, 2021 10:35 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 01, 2021 10:25 PM (BFigT)
Like Calzoncillos, right?
(heheh)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2021 10:35 PM (ZMraq)
Aren't those pills rough on your body?
Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2021 10:36 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 01, 2021 10:36 PM (VxC1e)
I wonder - did Zappa ever do a Christmas song? Man, I hope so....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 01, 2021 10:33 PM (16EvI)
Yellow snow, yellow snow, yellow snow
Posted by: Doof at December 01, 2021 10:36 PM (mZUr4)
Moloch and Baal are laughing their asses off!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 01, 2021 10:28 PM (hOUT3)
There were some demented bitches out in front of SCOTUS today taking celebratory abortion pills. That should be a pictorial definition of do not put dick in.
Posted by: flounder at December 01, 2021 10:30 PM (SH2Zi)
It seems natural selection will find a way after all.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2021 10:37 PM (VwHCD)
https://bit.ly/3ryxM41
Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2021 10:30 PM
Another dollar in ye olde Alex-Jones-Was-Right Jar?
Posted by: Zettai at December 01, 2021 10:37 PM (N/S2/)
Posted by: Some Rat at December 01, 2021 10:38 PM (r1z5A)
Moloch and Baal are laughing their asses off!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 01, 2021 10:28 PM (hOUT3)
* * * *
Indeed. Katie Hill is one sick, sad puppy.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at December 01, 2021 10:38 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
Sounds like a really good Italian girlfriend.
Posted by: Miklos von Hotzenpockets at December 01, 2021 10:38 PM (QzkSJ)
This is actually an act of sabotage on their part. Google could probably throw some of their guys on it on a Friday afternoon and have it whipped out before the first IPA is opened.
By putting this in to the Fe'ral Government's hands, it will be like the Obama No Care Website. It will cost four orders of magnitude more to make, take at least three years to staff the system with brain dead Diversity Hires and get them focused on things other than trying to out-compete each other for grievance based scoring office location assignment; then the fun starts as they argue endlessly on what should be in the database.
Programmers who only know shitty languages like Javascript and PHP will fight over the stack and divide up in to tribes to write their own version of things the way they feel they should be.
Turnover will be high. The technology will be old, loaded with bugs and eventually hacked to death by at least fifty sovereign countries, thousands of black market phishers and data bandits, and at no time will any of it be able to be integrated with any known system.
Posted by: Reuben Hick (Bannon Didn't Kill Himself) at December 01, 2021 10:38 PM (+LCoQ)
Well not much of a song, just a bunch of sound effects really.
Posted by: 5280 at December 01, 2021 10:39 PM (oSX/P)
Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2021 10:40 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: Alibaba at December 01, 2021 10:40 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: whig at December 01, 2021 10:40 PM (9hXN1)
They found her hours later. She was three or four miles down the highway, mad as a hornet and saying rude things to cars who stopped to help her. I was sorry I missed that rodeo.
Posted by: Moki at December 01, 2021 10:40 PM (JrN/x)
But, other than that, think of the intersectional equity...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 01, 2021 10:40 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 01, 2021 10:40 PM (16EvI)
Posted by: dartist at December 01, 2021 10:41 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 01, 2021 10:41 PM (rdbLX)
The saddest of all is "Alex Jones was right again"
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 01, 2021 10:42 PM (cSs/W)
Posted by: Alibaba
Found a use for the Uighurs eh?
Posted by: Some Rat at December 01, 2021 10:42 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 01, 2021 10:42 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 01, 2021 10:41 PM (rdbLX)
That's a prime first-world problem.
Posted by: flounder at December 01, 2021 10:42 PM (SH2Zi)
Apparently he is not dead, but he is a pedophile. I bet he'd prefer to be trending, because he was dead.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 01, 2021 10:21 PM
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I thought it was very odd when Hanks made no public comments about the death of his sitcom partner and long- time friend Peter Scolari a month or so ago. Wondered if something was going on.
Posted by: Bigsmith at December 01, 2021 10:42 PM (G/mW5)
Posted by: Moki at December 01, 2021 10:40 PM (JrN/x)
That made me smile.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 01, 2021 10:42 PM (aA3+G)
That said men can control it. Women have no excuse as men of most all ages can do it anytime anywhere with just about anybody.
And interestingly girls are becoming more mature (menses) earlier and earlier. I have no clue why that is.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 01, 2021 10:43 PM (cGAjs)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 01, 2021 10:44 PM (KAi1n)
A few buddies and I went to one of their parents cabin one long winter weekend. Had to X-country ski in the last couple miles with our provisions. All but one of us were poor college kids and brought just basic grub. The one well to do guy brought a huge rib eye steak and taunted us most of the way in.
At dinner while we poor kids ate our hot dogs. He finished cooking his steak on the Monarch wood stove and headed for the table telling how great it was going to taste. Two steps from the table he slips on the snow melt from our boots. Out goes his legs, up into the air goes the steak. He slams down on the floor and the steak lands in the ash bucket which tips over onto the floor completely burying his steak.
We all nearly chocked laughing. He threw the steak at us and went outside for a couple of hours. We could hear him swearing the whole time.
Posted by: Beartooth at December 01, 2021 10:44 PM (aghXp)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2021 10:44 PM (P3gRi)
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If they are, I haven't heard. But I wouldn't be surprised. The pro-abortion crowd does everything that it can to make abortion seem as simple and easy as breathing.
Posted by: junior at December 01, 2021 10:44 PM (PTw5h)
Posted by: M
this is why your children are going to be successful in whatever they do.
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 01, 2021 10:45 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Zettai
One girlfriend and I agreed to put a dollar in a jar every time we fucked. We figured, within a month enough to go to Cancun.
But who pays?-you, no you started it..no YOU started it
EARLY PRACTICAL EXPERIMENT IN BIO-ECONOMICS
Posted by: ECON 101 by Prof. Miklos at December 01, 2021 10:45 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: dartist at December 01, 2021 10:41 PM (+ya+t)
There are utility poles from the house to the hill going off a bit to the left. You can barely see them. Look at the roof edge to the left. At the height of the rain gutter you can see the last pole then barely the rest heading off slightly to the left.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 01, 2021 10:46 PM (cGAjs)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 01, 2021 10:46 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 01, 2021 10:43 PM (cGAjs)
Better diet, environmental hormones, and mature non-related men in the household or in close proximity are all triggers for early menses
Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2021 10:46 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: davidt at December 01, 2021 10:46 PM (0hbQ6)
Posted by: dartist at December 01, 2021 10:41 PM (+ya+t)
* * * *
Here's Johnny!
-- The Shining
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at December 01, 2021 10:46 PM (rwusL)
it is a flashbang
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 01, 2021 10:46 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: rhomboid
Wait, are we talking about Mueller? Same thing, different political sitcom.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 01, 2021 10:46 PM (KAi1n)
An aspiring artist, Deets attempted to make a living by selling her acrylic paintings, but it wasnt quite enough to totally supplement her income.
Her art wasn't good enough, but men found her attractive enough to pay attention to her for her looks. So she started selling her looks instead and didn't like that got her attention instead of her art.
This is like the platonic ideal of a THOT.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2021 10:46 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 01, 2021 09:58 PM (nxdel)
Long-distance ho.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2021 10:47 PM (P3gRi)
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You can't kill a baby without some collateral damage.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 01, 2021 10:47 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Beartooth at December 01, 2021 10:44 PM (aghXp)
You rinsed off the steak and ate it right?
Posted by: a dude in MI at December 01, 2021 10:47 PM (+I6Y/)
Shake, shake the ketchup bottle. None will come, and then a lot'll.
Stuff that bubbles out of my 91 yr old mother and cracks us all up. She says that was Ogden Nash.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 01, 2021 10:47 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: jakee308
One argument meshes with alleged dropping sperm counts is that food additives using soy are causing estrogen spiking in both males and females. Others argue plastic additives like phthalates are to blame. Still another theory is better nutrition.
Posted by: whig at December 01, 2021 10:47 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 01, 2021 10:47 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Alibaba
Found a use for the Uighurs eh?
Posted by: Some Rat
Posted by: The Uighurs at December 01, 2021 10:48 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Flyover at December 01, 2021 09:58 PM (Rbu5d)
Looks like volcanic terrain. Southern Idaho, maybe?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2021 10:48 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Beartooth
And yet, it is a mystery to some how people can believe in God. LOL
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2021 10:48 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: LASue at December 01, 2021 10:48 PM (Ed8Zd)
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So what you're saying is that it will work about as well as the Obamacare portal when it initially "launched"?
The private industry is already set up for it. The company I work for as a contractor is requiring all of its employees to provide vaccination status. Since I'm a contractor, I'm going through my supposed employer instead of the company I actually work for. But my co-workers who aren't contractors have told me that the process for them involves signing onto a third-party website that collects their information. And it's pretty obvious to them that the website in question is already capable of collecting *all* of their medical data, and not just their vaccination status.
In short, the technology and websites already exist in the private sector.
Posted by: junior at December 01, 2021 10:49 PM (PTw5h)
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 01, 2021 10:49 PM (K3ZCc)
As we were watching, I turned to Milady and said, "It's like watching a trainwreck!"
And then they started twirling around, uptwinkling.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Dean wasn't really drunk - Frank we're not sure - at December 01, 2021 10:49 PM (uxzB4)
Posted by: whig at December 01, 2021 10:49 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at December 01, 2021 10:03 PM (0pv1a)
Kid hadn't yet been taught the 3-second rule.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2021 10:49 PM (P3gRi)
So who got to go?
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 01, 2021 10:50 PM (16EvI)
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Was going to guess diet, hormones, and competitive pressure from the preteen trannies at school.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 01, 2021 10:50 PM (sGnvY)
You don't understand.....inside joke from when she was here in August
Can I send you some stuffing?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 01, 2021 10:51 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: davidt at December 01, 2021 10:46 PM (0hbQ6)
The ash bucket also doubled as a spitoon.
Posted by: Beartooth at December 01, 2021 10:51 PM (aghXp)
Just because I play the whore, gives you no right to look at me like a whore.
Posted by: A whore at December 01, 2021 10:51 PM (BB7pQ)
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Just past the green hummingbird on the wire. I see it now, thanks.
Posted by: dartist at December 01, 2021 10:51 PM (+ya+t)
And fuck you!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow
*Visitors to AoS* But they hate each other! Look at how they talk to each other!!
*Old hands*
Nah, that's just how they say "I love you!!"
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2021 10:51 PM (mD/uy)
You don't understand.....inside joke from when she was here in August
Can I send you some stuffing?
Posted by: w
WDS!!
Good, to know.
Stuffing is great and yours is among the best but I am thanksgivinged out for now.
It is much appreciated that you offered.
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 01, 2021 10:52 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Beartooth
If one swears for hours, reserve this for holy Object of Animosity; waste not on lessers.
Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Shaolin at December 01, 2021 10:53 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 01, 2021 10:53 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 01, 2021 10:53 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: rhomboid
British cuisine nods in agreement.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 01, 2021 10:54 PM (KAi1n)
And fuck you!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow
*Visitors to AoS* But they hate each other! Look at how they talk to each other!!
*Old hands*
Nah, that's just how they say "I love you!!"
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2021 10:51 PM (mD/uy)
Besides, those 2 are cute when they fight. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2021 10:54 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2021 10:54 PM (iam1O)
Posted by: Moki at December 01, 2021 10:40 PM (JrN/x)
My step-dad, who was with the 6th Marines at Okinawa, made a couple of wrong turns and ended up in a restricted area in Ft. Knox. M.P.s escorted him off based and pointed in the direction of home, He said good thing he didn't have his flame thrower with him. That's when we knew we had a problem.
Posted by: Javems at December 01, 2021 10:54 PM (BRFns)
Posted by: Stacy Abrams at December 01, 2021 10:54 PM (jYQlA)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow
*Visitors to AoS* But they hate each other! Look at how they talk to each other!!
*Old hands* Nah, that's just how they say "I love you!!"
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2021 10:51 PM
*Ron Burgandy* Boy, that escalated quickly.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 01, 2021 10:55 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Braenyard
Excellent.
Posted by: Some Rat at December 01, 2021 10:55 PM (r1z5A)
May be true as Banana Dream said, "When you're a little kid failures like that are the worst thing that ever happened because not a whole lot has happened in your world yet," but, even when well past 29, sometimes, a small failure can inexplicably trigger a reaction like it's your first dropped ice-cream-cone.
Posted by: mindful webworker - doing something regrettable at least once a day at December 01, 2021 10:55 PM (uxzB4)
Posted by: A whore at December 01, 2021 10:51 PM (BB7pQ)
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*eyes the whore*
Posted by: Guy Who Eyes The Whore at December 01, 2021 10:56 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Javems
True, but you have to admit, applying a FT would solve a myriad of problems.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2021 10:56 PM (mD/uy)
I read some where that the most child molestations are by step dads and sleep in boyfriends of mom. Way to go moms!
And this is what they mean by 1st world problems.
Men in the 3rd world don't have these problems and it's probably why the virus creators are striking at the men in the 1st world the most. Note few 3rd world countries are mandating or locking down over the covid virus. That's what they call a clue.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 01, 2021 10:56 PM (cGAjs)
Re-elect me.
Posted by: Stacy Abrams at December 01, 2021 10:54 PM -
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Also, drop my pizza and you DIE.
Posted by: Stacy Abrams at December 01, 2021 10:57 PM (BB7pQ)
Nah, that's just how they say "I love you!!"
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2021 10:51 PM (mD/uy)
Besides, those 2 are cute when they fight. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Any homosexual "understanding" is normally reserved for the Art Thread.
Posted by: Blind Bourbon drinking Monk Miklos of Shaolin at December 01, 2021 10:57 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 01, 2021 10:57 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: ECON 101 by Prof. Miklos at December 01, 2021 10:45 PM
Twice, over the years, the lovely and long-suffering Mrs Z and I had received in the mail two (2) solicitations in the post exhorting our family to become a Nielson Ratings Family, and two (2) real US dollars were included in each of the envelopes to help seal the deal! We never became TV ratings people, but those four (4) bills are still circulating in our house as our "bettin' dollars"... And I currently possess three (3) of them!
The next payout will be on 13 MAR 22 (two (2) years to the day from when the national bat flu emergency was declared, when I win if there is some form of mandatory masking still in effect in our AO...
Posted by: Zettai at December 01, 2021 10:57 PM (N/S2/)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 01, 2021 10:58 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: A whore at December 01, 2021 10:51 PM (BB7pQ)
It's worse. She's upset that people made qualitative comments about her features and assets that were not all positive. I guess modesty never occurred to her as a solution, and dissociating yourself from it won out. Poor girl.
Posted by: flounder at December 01, 2021 10:59 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Southern Crane and Heavy Equipment LLC at December 01, 2021 10:59 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Infidel at December 01, 2021 10:17 PM (qpolg)
Governor is a polesmoker. QED
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2021 11:00 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Shepherd's Pie at December 01, 2021 11:00 PM (jYQlA)
at_greg_price11
So a CIA contractor logged into a pedophile chatroom using an agency IP address and attempted to solicit sex from a child.
Turns out the child was an undercover FBI agent
10:56 PM - Dec 1, 2021 - https://bit.ly/3lsHXD3
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 01, 2021 11:01 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Standing Rib Roast at December 01, 2021 11:02 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
Well, aside from being on the sidewalk, it appears to me to be "butter-side down" (of course, Murphy's Law), so you're looking at the crust side of it, not the toppings. (Otherwise, yeah, nasty.)
Posted by: mindful webworker - buttered toast tied to a cat's back at December 01, 2021 11:02 PM (uxzB4)
We all nearly chocked laughing. He threw the steak at us and went outside for a couple of hours. We could hear him swearing the whole time.
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Now that is some divine justice right there, delivered with the timing and grace of a good sitcom.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 01, 2021 11:02 PM (W+kMI)
at_greg_price11
So a CIA contractor logged into a pedophile chatroom using an agency IP address and attempted to solicit sex from a child.
Turns out the child was an undercover FBI agent
10:56 PM - Dec 1, 2021 - https://bit.ly/3lsHXD3
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 01, 2021 11:01 PM (Do5/p)
Nothing to see here, move along, comrade!
Posted by: St James Comey at December 01, 2021 11:03 PM (hOUT3)
The saddest of all is "Alex Jones was right again"
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That's some sad truth right there.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 01, 2021 11:03 PM (W+kMI)
How hard can it be to understand that a prank with a gun can't possibly be a good idea?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 01, 2021 10:10 PM (sWM8x)
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I don't think there was a prank. Unless "prank" is code for "banging the boss's wife".
Posted by: Lurkerette at December 01, 2021 11:03 PM (B4Nkq)
Posted by: Miklos von Karenwaffe at December 01, 2021 10:35 PM (QzkSJ)
Papier Bitte!
Das snozen ist nicht fur der fingergerpokin, und swabben dur drillin. Ist fur dur hanky der blowen und das spektacles wippin.
Driezig tag in dur cooler!
Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2021 11:04 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Zettai at December 01, 2021 11:04 PM (N/S2/)
And what were those ASU kids happily and loudly shouting? See for yourself.
We need this on campuses everywhere.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at December 01, 2021 11:04 PM (KiBMU)
2020 was a good year for Portland Antifa. They were well funded, rioted every night for months, and generally had a great time. Then Biden was elected, and their funding got cut off. 2021 has seen the eighty or so hard-core Portland Antifoids sink ever-deeper into depression, mental illness, and -especially- backbiting.
In particular, several Antifoids have decided that they would rather have sex with conservatives than with their obese, pink-haired compatriots. First was Luis Marquez, one of the leaders of Rose City Antifa, who acquired a Proud Boy girlfriend, who explained that he was converting her to anarchism. If you disbelieve that, you are a racist of course. He is now generally reviled.
Then, a female who handled communications for a major Oregon Antifa group acquired a Proud Boy boyfriend, and gave all of Antifa's internal communications to the Proud Boys.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 01, 2021 11:04 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: LASue at December 01, 2021 10:22
Somehow I had the idea that the manger was in a cave actually. Is there some existing place they think might be the birthplace that would lead to that.
Posted by: Farmer at December 01, 2021 11:04 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Haggis at December 01, 2021 11:05 PM (jYQlA)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 01, 2021 11:03 PM (W+kMI)
Don't you hate it when conspiracy theories turn out to be true!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 01, 2021 11:05 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Javems
True, but you have to admit, applying a FT would solve a myriad of problems.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2021 10:56 PM (mD/uy)
I got to try one in training. Actually you squirt the, in effect, napalm on the target then light it up. The ignition source for the flame was a revolver looking device with matches loaded it it. Maybe the new ones are more hi-tech. Fun anyway
Posted by: Javems at December 01, 2021 11:05 PM (BRFns)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
My question about every damn 4 AM
The smart ones already know the answer.
Posted by: Miklos expects the rules as posted are to be RESPECTED at December 01, 2021 11:05 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Lurkerette
Whew! Did I ever luck out!
- Will Hayden
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2021 11:05 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: whig at December 01, 2021 11:06 PM (9hXN1)
1. nicotine is bad for your dingdong because it's a vasoconstrictor...so it doesn't matter if you dip smoke or vape.
2. that deets girl, I know a thot who was complaining about her, she jacks up the filters and yeah, it's amazing what she can do. I've only seen a few pics but she knows what she's doing.
3. very cool for greg G to beat the Jimmy's but ugh...so much cringe gjhey jokes
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 01, 2021 11:06 PM (ZZK0E)
Luis didn't take this well.
so I should not be surprised when a rich white becky with no skin in the game tries to deny being accountable for their actions.
You love to see it.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 01, 2021 11:06 PM (I2/tG)
So Antifa and Proudboys are becoming a FBI informant dating service?
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it was nice of the right to abandon another grassroots group to the prosecutoral overreaching fash left.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 01, 2021 11:07 PM (ZZK0E)
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Seriously?
Heh.
I hope her former acquaintances don't end up murdering her in revenge, though.
Posted by: junior at December 01, 2021 11:07 PM (PTw5h)
Posted by: A whore at December 01, 2021 10:51 PM (BB7pQ)
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*eyes the whore*
Posted by: Guy Who Eyes The Whore at December 01, 2021 10:56 PM (VxC1e)
Who was the guy who said "if you wear a whore's uniform..."
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 01, 2021 11:07 PM (llON8)
Posted by: JonBenét Ramsey at December 01, 2021 11:08 PM (BB7pQ)
Posted by: LASue at December 01, 2021 10:22
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I've been to the Church of the Nativity. It was more like a fireplace.
True fact.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 01, 2021 11:08 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2021 11:08 PM (iam1O)
Turns out the child was an undercover FBI agent
10:56 PM - Dec 1, 2021 - https://bit.ly/3lsHXD3
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 01, 2021 11:01 PM (Do5/p)
SpiderManPointingAtHimself.jpg
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 01, 2021 11:08 PM (cSs/W)
Is there a video feed of this?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 01, 2021 11:08 PM (SchxB)
Okinawa to Kentucky is quite a drive. Shoulda made a left at Albuquerque.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 01, 2021 11:08 PM (KAi1n)
Das snozen ist nicht fur der fingergerpokin, und swabben dur drillin. Ist fur dur hanky der blowen und das spektacles wippin.
Driezig tag in dur cooler!
Posted by: Diogenes
Ja.......ja *sigh*
https://tinyurl.com/ns5xrh4j
Posted by: De Mikloske at December 01, 2021 11:09 PM (QzkSJ)
Heh.
I hope her former acquaintances don't end up murdering her in revenge, though.
I think she is long gone from Portland. Portland Antifa is absolutely terrified that all their internal communications are now in the hands of their enemies.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 01, 2021 11:10 PM (I2/tG)
I saw that and wondered if there wasn't perhaps a flash forward to Christ's burial. Not sayin'. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Haggis at December 01, 2021 11:10 PM (jYQlA)
Apparently he is not dead, but he is a pedophile. I bet he'd prefer to be trending, because he was dead.
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Yeah, Hanks moved the family to Greece after Epstein got arrested. Remembered he went to the festivities there a few times and realized he needed to get offshore fast. Something about non-extradition treaties, y'know. It seems he knows, Oscars or not, he's not untouchable like the Clintons.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 01, 2021 11:10 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Zettai at December 01, 2021 11:11 PM (N/S2/)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 01, 2021 11:11 PM (KAi1n)
"Uh, I thought it was a BB gun. And I, an experienced gun enthusiast, couldn't tell the difference the moment I picked it up.
Really. I swear. I shot that lying, stealing bastard by accident."
Posted by: Lurkerette at December 01, 2021 11:11 PM (B4Nkq)
Posted by: davidt
Same "adult" who stopped to take the picture instead of comforting the tortured tyke.
Posted by: mindful webworker - wait, I need to take a backup pic. Cry more! at December 01, 2021 11:11 PM (uxzB4)
Posted by: LASue at December 01, 2021 10:22
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Thank you, thank you for saying 'nativity'. Had never heard the word creche until the Obamanation regime.
And agreed it was in a cave, which were in common use to board animals.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2021 11:12 PM (iam1O)
https://tinyurl.com/286baa7p
The CDC think they are now your non-elected rulers. Of course, none of this is Constitutional. You can't imprison American citizens if they have not been arrested for committing a statutory offense...the 14th Amendment has not been repealed.
But by all means, let's await the inevitable SCOTUS' narrow opinion that the 14th Amendment has in this narrow case, and this case only, been 'suspended.'
Posted by: Boswell at December 01, 2021 11:12 PM (5iUNf)
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Yeah, I'd be surprised if she was still in the area, or even Oregon. But Antifa's a cell-based organization, and I wouldn't be surprised if the word's gone out to other cells to go after her if she gets spotted somewhere else.
Posted by: junior at December 01, 2021 11:12 PM (PTw5h)
Posted by: mindful webworker
Noticed that too did'ya?
Dick move Dad/Mom/Whomever
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2021 11:12 PM (mD/uy)
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Could be the accumulation of so many dropped icecream cones.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 01, 2021 11:12 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2021 11:08 PM
A couple of weeks ago on the way to the secret mountain lair near Crater Lake we passed a convoy of British Columbia snowbirds heading South in 12, class A, RVs pulling either a trailer or vehicle.
Posted by: Beartooth at December 01, 2021 11:12 PM (aghXp)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 01, 2021 11:13 PM (16EvI)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 01, 2021 11:03 PM (W+kMI)
Don't you hate it when conspiracy theories turn out to be true!
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I hate it a great deal, especially when the theories involve some truly vile behavior rightfully hidden from the Light, and when the turnaround time from conspiracy theory to headline news is a matter of months. Although the Let's Go Brandon junta seems hellbent on shortening that to 6 weeks or less.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 01, 2021 11:13 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 01, 2021 11:13 PM (h6rti)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
I have never said anything like to my Personal Staff of Ingrid, Olga, Liliana, or Grizeldita.
Nor would I ever.
Posted by: Miklos, both summoning and dismissing with a clap of the hands at December 01, 2021 11:14 PM (QzkSJ)
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Kat is a female Bill the Cat from Bloom County with hair extensions.
you date a few cheerleaders and a few burnouts and I'll pick the cheerleader.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 01, 2021 11:14 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Stacy Abrams at December 01, 2021 11:14 PM (jYQlA)
Antifa literally has a national council, comprised of most of the local Antifa groups.
But the FBI thinks that Antifa "is just an idea".
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 01, 2021 11:14 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Miklos, hearing noise from around the corner at December 01, 2021 11:15 PM (QzkSJ)
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the lefts' insane anti-borders population replacement push was always about genocide, of course, but genocide to push themselves to the top of the political elite so they could run district 9.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 01, 2021 11:15 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Fox2! at December 01, 2021 11:15 PM (qyH+l)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 01, 2021 11:14 PM (I2/tG)
They don't think that. They know otherwise. They are just weasels paid to spew party propaganda.
Posted by: flounder at December 01, 2021 11:15 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 01, 2021 11:16 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 01, 2021 11:16 PM (ZZK0E)
He's getting old you know.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2021 11:16 PM (iam1O)
And what were those ASU kids happily and loudly shouting? See for yourself.
We need this on campuses everywhere.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at December 01, 2021 11:04 PM (KiBMU)
Heard on the radio today that Rittenhouse wasn't even an on campus student, he was online only.
Posted by: Javems at December 01, 2021 11:16 PM (BRFns)
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I don't mind the revelations so much. What bugs me is how the people who were actively attacking anyone who suggested that there might be the slightest bit of truth to it suddenly go one hundred and eighty degrees and continuously talk about how no one would believe them when they tried to warn everyone about it.
Posted by: junior at December 01, 2021 11:16 PM (PTw5h)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 01, 2021 11:16 PM (KAi1n)
FUCK YOU!
Posted by: nurse ratched
That escalated quite nicely.
Posted by: Miklos, hearing noise from around the corner at December 01, 2021 11:15 PM (QzkSJ)
*spreads out tarp and 50 gallons of jello*
Posted by: flounder at December 01, 2021 11:16 PM (SH2Zi)
Kat is a female Bill the Cat from Bloom County with hair extensions.
you date a few cheerleaders and a few burnouts and I'll pick the cheerleader.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 01, 2021 11:14 PM -
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Can she make music with her tongue?
Posted by: musical aficionado at December 01, 2021 11:17 PM (BB7pQ)
Posted by: sven at December 01, 2021 11:17 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 01, 2021 11:17 PM (sGnvY)
He's getting old you know.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2021 11:16 PM (iam1O)
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Scolari shocked the shit out of him.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 01, 2021 11:18 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 01, 2021 11:10 PM (I2/tG)
And, they know what they would do to the other guys if they had the same information.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2021 11:19 PM (kBuGL)
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This is true, though he had apparently stated that he wanted to move to Arizona and start taking in-person classes.
Posted by: junior at December 01, 2021 11:19 PM (PTw5h)
The FBI knows Antifa is not just an idea, they provide C2 and S2 work for them unless I miss my guess.
Posted by: sven at December 01, 2021 11:19 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 01, 2021 11:19 PM (16EvI)
Dude shoots at his boss. boss shoots back, killing dude.
Boss gets charged. Not in an urban area.
Guess I'll rethink moving to SC.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 01, 2021 11:19 PM (8C7+r)
Posted by: Cicero
How so C ? I haven't followed that story at all.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2021 11:19 PM (mD/uy)
FUCK YOU!
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 01, 2021 11:13 PM (h6rti)
I've had lunch with Nurse. She's a woman of few words.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2021 11:20 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 01, 2021 11:14 PM (I2/tG)
They don't think that. They know otherwise. They are just weasels paid to spew party propaganda.
Betting they have a seat or three on the council.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 01, 2021 11:20 PM (SchxB)
I'd read that Rittenhouse is/was a (aspiring) student nurse, but is/was not enrolled in the nursing programme at ASU... ??
Posted by: Zettai at December 01, 2021 11:20 PM (N/S2/)
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state sponsored militias get state support, what do you expec.t
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 01, 2021 11:20 PM (ZZK0E)
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The FBI drones at the Kenosha riot seem to strongly suggest something along those lines.
Posted by: junior at December 01, 2021 11:20 PM (PTw5h)
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 01, 2021 11:21 PM (K3ZCc)
FUCK YOU!
Posted by: nurse ratched
That escalated quite nicely.
Posted by: Miklos, hearing noise from around the corner at December 01, 2021 11:15 PM (QzkSJ)
*spreads out tarp and 50 gallons of jello*
Posted by: flounder at December 01, 2021 11:16 PM (SH2Zi)
Wesson oil. It doesn't dry out if the bout goes to extended time.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 01, 2021 11:21 PM (8C7+r)
of course..........there is this rumor going around that Kyle's a Yang-Gang cuck, so who knows.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 01, 2021 11:21 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2021 11:19 PM (mD/uy)
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Struck down by death in his prime.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 01, 2021 11:21 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: flounder
Yes.
There is also the Baby Oil Faction, and there is friction between the two.
Posted by: Miklos, votes Jello Every Time at December 01, 2021 11:21 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2021 11:22 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: mindful webworker
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Cops have posted an open letter asking people photographing them in need of assistance to put their cameras down and help them.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2021 11:22 PM (iam1O)
Move to Russia and become a Russian citizen. They don't extradite anyone.
Worked for Gerard Depardieu.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 01, 2021 11:22 PM (I2/tG)
You know what's a vaso*dilator*? : - > Yup. C21-H30-O2
Posted by: SFGoth at December 01, 2021 11:22 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: flounder at December 01, 2021 11:16 PM (SH2Zi)
You work in a hospital kitchen don't you?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2021 11:22 PM (axyOa)
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He wanted to study to be a nurse, and he wanted to move to Arizona and attend in-person classes. However, during this semester, he was apparently not formally enrolled in any specific program, and was taking general online classes only.
Posted by: junior at December 01, 2021 11:22 PM (PTw5h)
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arguing with the left, they be like "fashism is when leaders give speeches to large crowds about immigrants" while ignoring the lefts' unification of America's six remaining corporations into globohomo enforcers with antifa's direct action, and the DOJ's shield around antifa.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 01, 2021 11:23 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: flounder
Yes.
There is also the Baby Oil Faction, and there is friction between the two.
Huh, you'd think friction wouldn't be a problem in this instance.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 01, 2021 11:23 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 01, 2021 11:24 PM (sGnvY)
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tee hee....I've been meaning to try the whacky tobaccky for so long I never get around to it.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 01, 2021 11:24 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 01, 2021 11:24 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2021 11:20 PM (axyOa)
because you didn't use your star wars voices. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2021 11:25 PM (VwHCD)
The CDC is now demanding airlines turn over the personal information of all travelers returning from southern Africa. South Africa and nearby countries.
Karl Denninger wrote last week that whatever you do, don't leave the country. You may have some big problems coming back in. He was right.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 01, 2021 11:25 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: D
so you are saying she does not speak when her mouth it full
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 01, 2021 11:25 PM (K3ZCc)
Dude shoots at his boss. boss shoots back, killing dude.
Boss gets charged. Not in an urban area.
Guess I'll rethink moving to SC.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 01, 2021 11:19 PM (8C7+r)
I don't think the victim (employee) shot at all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2021 11:26 PM (P3gRi)
*spreads out tarp and 50 gallons of jello*
Posted by: flounder
There is also the Baby Oil Faction, and there is friction between the two.
Posted by: Miklos, votes Jello Every Time at December 01, 2021 11:21 PM
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Friction between jello and baby oil? Seems the coefficient would be low.
Posted by: pretend physics at December 01, 2021 11:26 PM (BB7pQ)
Local SC newspaper story with a few more details.
https://tinyurl.com/2v25pnfw
Posted by: whig at December 01, 2021 11:27 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: Zettai at December 01, 2021 11:28 PM (N/S2/)
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 01, 2021 11:25 PM (K3ZCc)
She's a lady that way.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2021 11:28 PM (axyOa)
Miklos (muffled) Hi Nurse
Nurse pewpew pew
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Detective-Do we have a case here?
Coroner-No, hell no, idiot was in a Woody Woodpecker costume
Posted by: Miklos, rethinking the entire PNW at December 01, 2021 11:29 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2021 11:26 PM (P3gRi)
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Did he point a gun at him or in some way threaten him?
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2021 11:29 PM (iam1O)
Posted by: Miklos, votes Jello Every Time at December 01, 2021 11:21 PM (QzkSJ)
I think it is more like emulsification
Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2021 11:30 PM (ZMraq)
Mrs IMG had yet another ankle tendon repair (third surgery in 18 months).
I am doing caregiver duty. At least the laundry was mostly caught up prior (needs folding).
Did receive a blessing yesterday. Got out the ice machine for post-op therapy. Did not inspect (my bad). Turned in to the nurse's station after she was done with pre-op. In recovery, it was sitting atop a cube partition (gel packs used in lieu of). Got home and went to set the unit up. No power supply and no bladder. Power supply was the easy part, but the soonest I could get a bladder was Fri.
Mrs IMG searched eBay as I was looking on Amazon and found an open-box but unused unit 10 minutes drive from home!
Amazing!
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 01, 2021 11:30 PM (8C7+r)
Posted by: Miklos, rethinking the entire PNW at December 01, 2021 11:29 PM
*SNORT*
Posted by: Zettai at December 01, 2021 11:30 PM (N/S2/)
Posted by: Zettai
Ok, four cameras it is. One, high wide, two, high close, three, low wide, four, low close.
Posted by: Some Rat at December 01, 2021 11:30 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2021 11:26 PM (P3gRi)
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Did he point a gun at him or in some way threaten him?
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2021 11:29 PM (iam1O)
*points desk lamp at AOP*
ANSWER THE QUESTION!
Posted by: Jack Bauer at December 01, 2021 11:31 PM (kBuGL)
Huh, you'd think friction wouldn't be a problem in this instance.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
More research required
Posted by: Miklos, aspiring Federal research grant aspirant at December 01, 2021 11:31 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at December 01, 2021 11:33 PM (kBuGL)
Dude shoots at his boss. boss shoots back, killing dude.
Boss gets charged. Not in an urban area.
Guess I'll rethink moving to SC.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 01, 2021 11:19 PM
If you mean the SC gun show "prank", you do not have it straight.
Boss wants to pull prank (yeah, right) on employee and places replica bb gun with real guns.
Boss pulls prank on employee but "mistakenly" uses loaded real gun instead of prank bb gun.
So Boss has loaded guns on display, doesn't notice the difference between an replica bb gun and a loaded glock, is pulling a "prank" that is only funny when you are a ten year old with a squirt gun. Boss also has had NG training and is an aux. police officer.
Posted by: Chuck C at December 01, 2021 11:33 PM (EughT)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2021 11:29 PM (iam1O)
From the local newspaper story, the answer is no. There was a witness in the store that did not see the shooting because his back was turned but both the victim and the owner were have a conversation using normal tone of voice prior to the shot.
Story sounds fishy as hell and the local department investigated the shooting for thirty days before the indictment for manslaughter came down.
Posted by: whig at December 01, 2021 11:33 PM (9hXN1)
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Nice! Prayers up for speedy and complete recovery.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 01, 2021 11:33 PM (IDhUW)
Welp, what did ZZ Top say? Mercy, have mercy on me.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2021 11:33 PM (iam1O)
The gun owner is being charged with involuntary manslaughter, and it sounds like the correct charge. He brought in replica of a Glock BB gun to "prank" the victim, and picked up a real gun and shot the guy in the face.
Real good move there, mister expert. That indeed rises well to the level of criminal recklessness.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 01, 2021 11:34 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2021 11:29 PM (iam1O)
According to the published stories, no. The shooter's story is that he brought a Glock replica BB gun into the store, and intended to prank the victim, by shooting at him with that, but picked up a real, loaded Glock, and fired that instead. Even if that story is completely true, that's manslaughter, in my book. But it might be a cover story for a premeditated murder, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2021 11:34 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at December 01, 2021 11:35 PM (kBuGL)
Real good move there, mister expert. That indeed rises well to the level of criminal recklessness.
He's like the Alec Baldwin of gun store owners.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 01, 2021 11:35 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Kindltot
C'est ca?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuN6gs0AJls
Posted by: Miklos, recalling the 80s better than the 90s at December 01, 2021 11:36 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at December 01, 2021 11:33 PM (kBuGL)
End result: mayonnaise.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2021 11:36 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at December 01, 2021 11:35 PM (kBuGL)
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Completely coopted by Chinese manufacturers. They're not even funny anymore.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 01, 2021 11:37 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Rip Taylor Confetti Industries at December 01, 2021 11:37 PM (QzkSJ)
Not a professional, that's for sure. My 13 yr old son has a BB gun. He knows what would happen if he pointed it at a human being.
Posted by: Lurkerette at December 01, 2021 11:38 PM (B4Nkq)
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Fauci is the Megalomaniacal Messianic Moronic variant of the Mengele virus.
The ICD-10 has come out with a new sub-classification of Megalomania in honor of Fauci:
+ Megalomania
++ Ratfuckface
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 01, 2021 11:38 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at December 01, 2021 11:35 PM (kBuGL)
Maybe they became sentient. But that still doesn't explain Whoopi Goldberg.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2021 11:39 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Miklos, Bob, and Doug McKenzie at December 01, 2021 11:39 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at December 01, 2021 11:35 PM (kBuGL)
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"I just got a great idea for a Rape-Rape Cushion!" -- Whoopie
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 01, 2021 11:39 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: Lurkerette at December 01, 2021 11:38 PM (B4Nkq)
No shit. And how is that even supposed to be funny?
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 01, 2021 11:40 PM (qxz9B)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at December 01, 2021 11:35 PM (kBuGL)
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Completely coopted by Chinese manufacturers. They're not even funny anymore.
So that's what happened. I thought people saw how unfunny Whoopi Goldberg was and made an association in their minds.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 01, 2021 11:40 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
After reading the witness statement in the local rag, the fact that the witness had his back turned makes me suspicious that it was a murder. If you were going to prank someone, you would want a witness to it ordinarily to make the burn worse.
The deceased was allegedly former special forces and the shooter was a retired Natl Guard officer AND reserve deputy.
Posted by: whig at December 01, 2021 11:40 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2021 11:40 PM (iam1O)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at December 01, 2021 11:35 PM (kBuGL)
Maybe they became sentient. But that still doesn't explain Whoopi Goldberg.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2021 11:39 PM (P3gRi)
Well maybe she hasn't become sentient yet.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2021 11:41 PM (VwHCD)
Odd to say, truthfully, what was once said about oneself.
Posted by: Miklos, Newsbutcher of York at December 01, 2021 11:41 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 01, 2021 11:34 PM
I'm not so sure about that. A prank is something the low level employees might do, not the owner who had N.G. training and was an auxiliary police officer. Where is the humor in "Bang! You're dead"?
Posted by: Chuck C at December 01, 2021 11:41 PM (EughT)
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He had probably been told that it was unloaded.
Or actually, it probably went off without him even touching the trigger.
Posted by: Alec Baldwin at December 01, 2021 11:41 PM (sGnvY)
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 01, 2021 11:40 PM (qxz9B)
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There's a woman involved this "prank" somewhere.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at December 01, 2021 11:41 PM (2SdPm)
Someone who performs.
In front of a camera.
On the internet.
Usually not wearing much.
Posted by: M
two words
chaturbate
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 01, 2021 11:42 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at December 01, 2021 11:44 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: J
some things are funnier in persn
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 01, 2021 11:44 PM (K3ZCc)
The guys down the garage been talking about that since 1949.
Posted by: Big Daddy Miklos Garlits at December 01, 2021 11:44 PM (QzkSJ)
He had probably been told that it was unloaded.
Or actually, it probably went off without him even touching the trigger.
Posted by: Alec Baldwin at December 01, 2021 11:41 PM (sGnvY)
*golf clap*
Posted by: flounder at December 01, 2021 11:44 PM (SH2Zi)
I did get tired of people commenting on my strategy and tactics when I was commanding. It kinda bothered me. Napoleon Bonaparte, a general
I did get tired of people commenting on my hitting and fielding when I was playing. It kinda bothered me. Willie Mays, a baseball player
I did get tired of people commenting on my food when I was cooking. It kinda bothered me. Julia Child, a chef
Yeah, if you don't want people commenting on your looks, perhaps a career doing something other than getting nekkid on the internet would be advisable?
Peripherally related: Holy shit, Willie Mays is still alive! 90 years old.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 01, 2021 11:45 PM (bW8dp)
chaturbate
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 01, 2021 11:42 PM (K3ZCc)
Embrace AND.
Posted by: Toobin at December 01, 2021 11:45 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: blake
Could also be money or occasionally people that start out as friends fall out. Knew a guy that was a seventy year old decorated war veteran that got into a fight over the location of a sewer pipe with his neighbor and shot the guy dead in broad daylight during an argument in a small town.
Posted by: whig at December 01, 2021 11:45 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 01, 2021 10:12 PM (OTzUX)
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"A fried chicken in every pot!"
Oh, you said Colonialism, not Colonelism -- NEVERMIND!!!
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 01, 2021 11:46 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2021 11:47 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Stacy Abrams at December 01, 2021 11:14 PM (jYQlA)
Well, if it had been tied to the back of a cat, it might not have ended up that way...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 01, 2021 11:47 PM (ynpvh)
I figure that must have been the overhyped Media Scare of the year. Some kid blew his hand off with a dynamite cap (which, yeah, was sad, I'm sure), and suddenly that became the most important Menace To Today's Youth.
I mean, there must've been 15 or 20 kids in my class who blew off their hands with dynamite caps. Easy.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 01, 2021 11:48 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Doof at December 01, 2021 11:48 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 01, 2021 11:49 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 01, 2021 11:46 PM (mZ3xv)
Well done!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 01, 2021 11:49 PM (hOUT3)
I figure that must have been the overhyped Media Scare of the year. Some kid blew his hand off with a dynamite cap (which, yeah, was sad, I'm sure), and suddenly that became the most important Menace To Today's Youth.
I mean, there must've been 15 or 20 kids in my class who blew off their hands with dynamite caps. Easy.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 01, 2021 11:48 PM (bW8dp)
I remember when the teewee "news" was shrieking about people overinflating their car tires and thus causing them to explode.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 01, 2021 11:50 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 01, 2021 11:48 PM (bW8dp)
No, but I do remember an anti-drinking-and-driving commercial where a blind guy said he didn't drink and drive. Well, I hope you didn't drive either.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 01, 2021 11:50 PM (ynpvh)
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It happened to the Venuti kid at Avon Court a while back. South Jersey boys can be kinda dopey.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 01, 2021 11:50 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 01, 2021 11:50 PM (K3ZCc)
https://www.youtube.com/watch? v=skfZQ9fRpf4 (remove space)
And now I'm thinking that Garrett Morris was channeling this for his Chico Escuela character.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 01, 2021 11:51 PM (bW8dp)
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It happened to the Venuti kid at Avon Court a while back. South Jersey boys can be kinda dopey.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 01, 2021 11:50 PM (vuisn)
Someone who'd throw scissors at you because it's funny...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 01, 2021 11:51 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 01, 2021 11:45 PM (bW8dp)
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That IS amazing. One of my childhood idols ... one of my greatest memories is going to a game at Candlestick Park to watch him play when I was eight in '69 on a trip to the formerly non-shithole of San Francisco.
/But it can't be true, because I've been designated by The State as a White Supremacist.
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 01, 2021 11:52 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 01, 2021 11:50 PM
Split-rim tyres...
Posted by: Zettai at December 01, 2021 11:52 PM (N/S2/)
Posted by: blake
I'm sorry blake, you are going to need to be much more specific if you are looking for a particular incident.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2021 11:52 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 01, 2021 11:48 PM (bW8dp)
When I was a kid, I could never get my hands on any. Haz sad.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2021 11:53 PM (P3gRi)
He was one of the all-time greats, for sure.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 01, 2021 11:53 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: blake
I'm sorry blake, you are going to need to be much more specific if you are looking for a particular incident.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2021 11:52 PM (mD/uy)
Even if you said Tuesday, I'd say, "which one?"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 01, 2021 11:53 PM (ynpvh)
It's probably about all they think they can prove, legally. SC law doesn't have degrees of murder. There are two homicide crimes, manslaughter (of two types, voluntary and involuntary), and murder.
Now, "depraved, reckless disregard" type killings that could be called 2nd degree murder in other states, will be charged as murder. The wording is "abandoned and malignant heart".
So, can you make the case the gun store owner had an "abandoned and malignant heart" to support a murder charge? Unless you have evidence of intent to kill, it's either that or involuntary manslaughter per the laws of our gret-stet.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 01, 2021 11:54 PM (Mzdiz)
https://is.gd/m5oi1j
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2021 11:54 PM (iam1O)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 01, 2021 11:16 PM (KAi1n)
Back in the time when various countries were threatening to arrest Henry the K (or W, Cheney, etc), Congress passed a law authorizing the use of military force to recover them. I theorized that part of the "Henry Kissinger Liberation Act" required the Legal Attache to such nations to brief the Justice Minister and the heads of such national police forces about the existence of the law. And the Military or Naval Attache would brief the Defense Minister and the heads of the local military of the comparative capabilities of their forces, and what was then called an Amphibious Ready Group.
Posted by: Fox2! at December 01, 2021 11:55 PM (qyH+l)
So, now we are about to have a three dog night, if I can get either of them to come in from wrasslin' in the snow.
I drove home with one dog's head out one window and the other dog's head out the other. $42 bucks and now everyone is happy.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at December 01, 2021 11:55 PM (eKvjl)
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It happened to the Venuti kid at Avon Court a while back. South Jersey boys can be kinda dopey.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 01, 2021 11:50 PM (vuisn)
BB gun wars don't count.
Posted by: Toobin at December 01, 2021 11:55 PM (SH2Zi)
Nor could I. The commercial actually made me want some.
The closest I came was when a big electric pold got snapped off in a storm and they dynamited the stump out of the field it was in.
They left the wire behind. I salvaged it and used it as a prop in many a sandbox green plastic army man battle scenario.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 01, 2021 11:56 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2021 11:52 PM (mD/uy)
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Heh, link at Insty. Biden is speaking with business leaders in DC and, well, as the saying goes, he's away with the fairies shortly after beginning the speech and the White House cut the feed.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at December 01, 2021 11:56 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 01, 2021 11:50 PM (llON
When I worked at a service station, on several occasions I saw cyclists explode the tires on their bikes, using the air chuck. One blew so hard, it flipped the bike right over, somersault-like. Helluva bang, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2021 11:56 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 01, 2021 11:50 PM (llON
Stop, drop, and roll.
Because apparently kids were catching on fire left and right back in the 80s.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 01, 2021 11:57 PM (cSs/W)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 01, 2021 11:50 PM (llON
When I worked at a service station, on several occasions I saw cyclists explode the tires on their bikes, using the air chuck. One blew so hard, it flipped the bike right over, somersault-like. Helluva bang, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2021 11:56 PM (P3gRi)
Cyclo-terrorists!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 01, 2021 11:57 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at December 01, 2021 11:55 PM (eKvjl)
Good for you!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2021 11:58 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 01, 2021 11:50 PM (vuisn)
BB gun wars don't count.
Posted by: Toobin at December 01, 2021 11:55 PM (SH2Zi)
/tries to look innocent.... fails.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 01, 2021 11:58 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2021 11:40 PM (iam1O)
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There's prepping ... and then there's PREPPING!
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 01, 2021 11:58 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: Han Chinese at December 01, 2021 11:58 PM (2ABQr)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2021 11:56 PM (P3gRi)
Cyclo-terrorists!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 01, 2021 11:57 PM (ynpvh)
/sings
Cyclo Killer... que quiske que...
Posted by: Talking Heads at December 01, 2021 11:59 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 01, 2021 11:59 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2021 11:59 PM (2ABQr)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at December 01, 2021 11:55 PM (eKvjl)
That's a great story!
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 01, 2021 11:59 PM (qxz9B)
Because apparently kids were catching on fire left and right back in the 80s.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 01, 2021 11:57 PM (cSs/W)
Maybe not kids, but Michael Jackson and Richard Pryor were no strangers to catching on fire
Posted by: Doof at December 02, 2021 12:00 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: H
see the pizza photo above
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 02, 2021 12:00 AM (K3ZCc)
Because apparently kids were catching on fire left and right back in the 80s.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 01, 2021 11:57 PM (cSs/W)
Maybe not kids, but Michael Jackson and Richard Pryor were no strangers to catching on fire
Posted by: Doof at December 02, 2021 12:00 AM (mZUr4)
Match fights... Bottle Rocket Fights... playing with gas powered airplanes...
Yeah, probably wasn't too bad of an idea.
Posted by: Talking Heads at December 02, 2021 12:01 AM (oHd/0)
"Their power over the caucus will derive entirely from Trump's power over the Republican base. (Greene understands that keenly.) If Trump wants A and the new Republican Speaker wants B, House Republicans will be free to choose A without fear of repercussions. It's those who choose B who need to worry."
I'll accept that. It's time we had one team playing together. The Trump Team
Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 12:01 AM (iam1O)
Well done tcn, may you all enjoy this decision!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 02, 2021 12:01 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2021 11:56 PM (P3gRi)
Idea for an episode of Jackass!
Posted by: Doof at December 02, 2021 12:02 AM (mZUr4)
later!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at December 02, 2021 12:02 AM (2SdPm)
You done good.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 02, 2021 12:02 AM (SchxB)
Because apparently kids were catching on fire left and right back in the 80s.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 01, 2021 11:57 PM (cSs/W)
Maybe not kids, but Michael Jackson and Richard Pryor were no strangers to catching on fire
Posted by: Doof at December 02, 2021 12:00 AM (mZUr4)
And Great White did a bang up job, too.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 12:02 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at December 02, 2021 12:02 AM (2SdPm)
I'll accept that. It's time we had one team playing together. The Trump Team
Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 12:01 AM (iam1O)
Well, after watching the REPUBLICANS in the House and Senate, both of which had Repub majorities sabotage the Trump agenda?
Yeah, no problems as all.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 12:02 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2021 12:02 AM (ZMraq)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 01, 2021 11:56 PM (bW8dp)
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Am I the only freak who, after getting tired of playing war games with his plastic army men pieces ... then lined them up, 11 on offense and 11 on defense, and designed football plays (with blocking assignments) which I then proceeded to run?
*** NERD ALERT!!! ***
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 02, 2021 12:02 AM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: Zettai at December 02, 2021 12:03 AM (N/S2/)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 12:01 AM (iam1O)
Not at all sure you're going to be allowed to do that!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 02, 2021 12:03 AM (hOUT3)
You done good.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 02, 2021 12:02 AM (SchxB)
They have to have been litter mates. Precisely the same markings, even some of the same mannerisms, although Piper is going to take some work to make her a real house dog. She's more dogyard than even Ruby was. But sweet as heck. I think I will need a bigger bed. Or I guess I can sleep on the floor.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at December 02, 2021 12:04 AM (eKvjl)
I thought about going to one of their shows after the incident. But once bitten, twice shy.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 02, 2021 12:04 AM (SchxB)
https://tinyurl.com/38kzf5rh
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 02, 2021 12:04 AM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: Zettai at December 02, 2021 12:03 AM (N/S2/)
Sounds like a good MoMe event, after the jello wrastlin'.
Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021 12:05 AM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 12:02 AM (ynpvh)
Yup - forgot about that. Talk about Burning Down The House
Posted by: Doof at December 02, 2021 12:05 AM (mZUr4)
https://tinyurl.com/38kzf5rh
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 02, 2021 12:04 AM (mZ3xv)
But is it okay to have days-long wars on the ping pong table with them, using old encyclopedias for landscaping....
Asking for DH and his brother.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at December 02, 2021 12:05 AM (eKvjl)
Heh. Long ago I worked in the shipping department of a furniture factory. The whole place was air-powered. We'd use big-assed pneumatic staplers running at 100 psi to box up the furniture, and also had some pneumatic wrenches for work that was too heavy for the upholstery ladies up the line (e.g., installing the folding spring mechanisms in hide-a-beds).
One day we noticed that a piece of fabric trim had come loose, or had never been stapled in the first place, so we sent word up the line for one of the ladies to come down and fix it (figuring that the customer probably didn't want a 3 inch copper-plated staple right in the middle of his loveseat). It took a while, so we pushed it aside and got back to our regular work. Didn't notice the upholstery lady show up and connect her 50 psi rated stapler into one of our connectors. Ka-fucking-boom! Blew the seals out. The poor lady almost shit herself. To be frank, I also almost shit myself. It was pretty loud.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2021 12:06 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: publius
If you care to look it up, the gun store owner lost a federal bankruptcy case in regards to his other business properties in 2018. Lots of charges and countercharges regarding alleged theft by a former manager and business partner of the shooter whose debt was discharged by the court.
Possible that initial charges were filed with the ability to upgrade the charges if new information comes to light. Interesting that this shooting occurred after the Baldwin incident. It could be a prank gone wrong but given the experience level and age of the gunstore owner--it seems atypical behavior.
Posted by: whig at December 02, 2021 12:06 AM (9hXN1)
https://tinyurl.com/38kzf5rh
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 02, 2021 12:04 AM (mZ3xv)
Only if you use a Panzer as the Running Back!
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 12:06 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at December 02, 2021 12:04 AM (eKvjl)
Priorities, dear tcn, Priorities!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 02, 2021 12:06 AM (hOUT3)
Because apparently kids were catching on fire left and right back in the 80s.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 01, 2021 11:57 PM
Can't easily find any stats, but I would bet the rate was higher in the 1970s. (More smokers, more easily available matches, more flammable clothes)
And "stop, drop, and roll" is something easily memorable fifty years later.
Posted by: Chuck C at December 02, 2021 12:06 AM (EughT)
Posted by: Zettai at December 02, 2021 12:03 AM (N/S2/)
Sounds like a good MoMe event, after the jello wrastlin'.
Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021 12:05 AM (SH2Zi)
I would prefer if we didn't light our land on fire, but the biggest fireworks store is just down the road in Houston, AK. So.... AKMOME.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at December 02, 2021 12:06 AM (eKvjl)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2021 12:07 AM (2ABQr)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 12:07 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2021 12:07 AM (2ABQr)
I did a BB8 cake for the boy when he was pre-teen. Pretty easy, with two round cakes and a lot of frosting.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at December 02, 2021 12:08 AM (eKvjl)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2021 12:07 AM (2ABQr)
The Carpenters?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 12:08 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Axeman at December 02, 2021 12:08 AM (XHhHI)
One argument meshes with alleged dropping sperm counts is that food additives using soy are causing estrogen spiking in both males and females.
Posted by: whig at December 01, 2021 10:47 PM (9hXN1)
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I believe this, based on my own un-sciencey observations. Right now, it's deer season in Pennsylvania. Over the last 20 or so deer seasons, everyone around here has been noticing the same things: Does are both larger and fatter, and you see more multiple births than before. Bucks on the other hand are smaller, have smaller racks, have smaller testicles, and are far less aggressive towards each other, even during the rut, which is way later in the year and way shorter than it used to be. The difference? When I was a kid, all the fields around here were planted with corn. Now, they're planted with soybeans.
Sure, totally unscientific, but just because it's dumb doesn't mean it's wrong.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 02, 2021 12:08 AM (lNHqD)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 02, 2021 12:09 AM (h6rti)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2021 12:09 AM (2ABQr)
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 12:02 AM (oHd/0)
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Hot 02 thinks he's going to rule the roost.
Doing so would please me.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 12:09 AM (iam1O)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 12:07 AM (ynpvh)
I'd guess its just more of a 'who' would smoke e cigs, vice real cigs.
You know, that whole metro vs Testosterone thing.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 12:09 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2021 12:09 AM (2ABQr)
Sounds like earthquake drills in Kali...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 12:09 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 12:07 AM (ynpvh)
I'd guess its just more of a 'who' would smoke e cigs, vice real cigs.
You know, that whole metro vs Testosterone thing.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 12:09 AM (oHd/0)
You also have to wonder if they tried to rule out other confounding variables like, say eating lots of soy, or smoking weed too, or being a member of AuntiFa...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 12:11 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2021 12:09 AM (2ABQr)
Sounds like earthquake drills in Kali...
in germany, they'd troop us all out to the school's courtyard so it would be easier for commie pilots to strafe us.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at December 02, 2021 12:11 AM (edU/H)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2021 12:09 AM (2ABQr)
Sounds like earthquake drills in Kali...
in germany, they'd troop us all out to the school's courtyard so it would be easier for commie pilots to strafe us.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at December 02, 2021 12:11 AM (edU/H)
But they did it for the children! No go get your 217th booster.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 12:12 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 12:09 AM (ynpvh)
Basically the same, I think, except with sirens.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2021 12:12 AM (2ABQr)
Posted by: whig at December 02, 2021 12:12 AM (9hXN1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 02, 2021 12:09 AM (h6rti)
Excellent. I shall endeavor. I should have time this weekend to firm things up.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at December 02, 2021 12:12 AM (eKvjl)
I guess it is an option for old, frail people who would have a hard time going in for monoclonal antibodies, etc. Started before symptoms appear if possible. The earlier the better with any of the antivirals.
I imagine the patient population as people whose life expectancy make the potential carcinogenicity of the pill less of an issue. It would never have been developed years ago. Law would have prevented it.
Posted by: KT at December 02, 2021 12:12 AM (0ghg2)
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Wonderful story, tcn.
Virtually every night as we go to bed (having lost our two 16-year-old sibling cats a couple years ago), I say "Every night is a three-cat night" -- since we count the wifey as the Mama Cat (or as she prefers to be called: "Mother of Cats.").
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 02, 2021 12:13 AM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 12:09 AM (ynpvh)
Basically the same, I think, except with sirens.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2021 12:12 AM (2ABQr)
The earthquake drills I did as a kid had the bells ringing. Not exactly a siren, but my school didn't have those.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 12:13 AM (ynpvh)
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Nice! Prayers up for speedy and complete recovery.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 01, 2021 11:33 PM (IDhUW)
Thank you so much!
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 02, 2021 12:13 AM (8C7+r)
Posted by: Zettai at December 02, 2021 12:13 AM (N/S2/)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 12:09 AM (ynpvh)
Basically the same, I think, except with sirens.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2021 12:12 AM (2ABQr)
Yeah, grew up 1.5 miles from a Strategic Air Command base that had B-52s and KC-135s... you know, the team that would go bomb the Soviets?
We did a lot of drills over the years... but hell, we would have been in the crater.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 12:13 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 12:09 AM (ynpvh)
Basically the same, I think, except with sirens.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2021 12:12 AM (2ABQr)
The earthquake drills I did as a kid had the bells ringing. Not exactly a siren, but my school didn't have those.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 12:13 AM (ynpvh)
But I did wonder why the school had two incinerators next to the playground...maybe to take care of the really bad kids? (I thought when I was small)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 12:14 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: whig at December 02, 2021 12:16 AM (9hXN1)
Because apparently kids were catching on fire left and right back in the 80s.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 01, 2021 11:57 PM (cSs/W)
I know, right?
After all the stop, drop and roll; CD atomic bomb classes; how to do tourniquets and how-to-turn your pants into water-wings-while-floating-in-the-pool training I had, I expected adulthood to be far, far more exciting than it actually turned out.
I mean I did drop a small tree on myself last week, but I missed falling on the bar so all that training for naught, again.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2021 12:16 AM (ZMraq)
Oh wait, blue areas won't provide proper medication.
If I were in a blue area and caught the covid I'd get my self to a red area of medical care.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 12:16 AM (iam1O)
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 12:13 AM (oHd/0)
Oh definitely. This was in New Kensington, PA. I told my dad after one, and he just laughed. "Don't worry," he said, "The Soviets probably won't hit Pittsburgh, and if they do, you and everyone you know will be dead before you know what happened."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2021 12:16 AM (2ABQr)
Sure, totally unscientific, but just because it's dumb doesn't mean it's wrong.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 02, 2021 12:08 AM (lNHqD)
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"This is the way the world ends, not with a bang, but the limper."
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 02, 2021 12:18 AM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Yeah, burn that trash.
Bet schools don't have incinerators any more.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 12:18 AM (iam1O)
https://tinyurl.com/33nth5ns
Posted by: ChrisP at December 02, 2021 12:18 AM (GWAwu)
Posted by: whig at December 02, 2021 12:18 AM (9hXN1)
Oh wait, blue areas won't provide proper medication.
If I were in a blue area and caught the covid I'd get my self to a red area of medical care.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 12:16 AM (iam1O)
Omicron sounds like it would be a better vaccine than the "actual" vaccine. Milder side effects, better immunity.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 12:19 AM (ynpvh)
Nike Hercules missiles had a nuclear warhead. They were designed to stop incoming waves of Soviet bombers by setting off the nuke in their flight path (on the old theory that close does count with horseshoes and H bombs).
Granted, it would have sucked pretty bad for whatever piece of Alaska was under those nukes when they went off, but it was a different time.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2021 12:20 AM (bW8dp)
Superior method. We're not allowed to do this where I grew up... Had to use saws and grinders and trucks and chains for it. Horrible work. Especially the grinder.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2021 12:21 AM (2ABQr)
Posted by: whig at December 02, 2021 12:18 AM (9hXN1)
There were three things I learned in Chem class where I grew up:
1) How to make a fertizer bomb (for those stubborn stumps)
2) How to distill alcohol
3) What to use to counteract cyanide poisoning (if caught soon enough).
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 12:21 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 02, 2021 12:22 AM (ynkod)
Posted by: whig
If we lived within 15 min walking distance from school we could go home...to die with our families.
Posted by: Some Rat at December 02, 2021 12:22 AM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 02, 2021 12:22 AM (ynkod)
Maybe they enjoy it, like having your aunt be your sister and cousin.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 12:22 AM (ynpvh)
Then I came inside, and got the door to the guest bathroom hung. Well, a pre-hung door, but it is now screwed securely to the framing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2021 12:23 AM (P3gRi)
Remember, Hillary's "mentor", Robert C. Byrd, D-KKK was Senator for Life from West Virginia.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2021 12:24 AM (bW8dp)
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The "medical" and "scientific" communities, and the "journalistic" professions, literally have the blood of hundreds of thousands -- if not millions -- of unnecessary deaths worldwide on their hands for the suppression and demonization of therapeutics ever since Trump uttered the word "hydroxychloroquine."
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 02, 2021 12:24 AM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 12:13 AM (oHd/0)
Always plan for a near miss. Planning for a direct hit is not useful.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2021 12:24 AM (ZMraq)
Remember, Hillary's "mentor", Robert C. Byrd, D-KKK was Senator for Life from West Virginia.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2021 12:24 AM (bW8dp)
And grand keagle. Isn't that some sort of feminine excercise? Why was he so good at it?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 12:25 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 02, 2021 12:25 AM (ynkod)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 02, 2021 12:25 AM (ynkod)
To be fair, some coal has more toxins in it that other coal.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 12:26 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 02, 2021 12:27 AM (mZ3xv)
She looked just like him in drag.
Not exactly a beauty contest winner, let's say.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2021 12:27 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 12:13 AM (oHd/0)
Always plan for a near miss. Planning for a direct hit is not useful.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2021 12:24 AM (ZMraq)
Had a Jr. High teacher that said if a nuclear war ever hit, she wanted the missle to hit her right on the head. Well, in reality, it would be an airburst for maximum damage.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 12:27 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 02, 2021 12:25 AM (ynkod)
This is very true.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 02, 2021 12:29 AM (VwHCD)
I'd say they are confusing correlation with causality in this self-reporting subset.
Isn't it much likelier that those who choose vaping are naturally limp-dick beta cucks?
Posted by: Bensdad00 at December 02, 2021 12:29 AM (m9Z12)
https://tinyurl.com/33nth5ns
Posted by: ChrisP at December 02, 2021 12:18 AM (GWAwu)
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Winnie Mandela wants to Make Necklacing Great Again?
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 02, 2021 12:30 AM (mZ3xv)
_Donald J. Trump
Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 12:30 AM (iam1O)
I'd say they are confusing correlation with causality in this self-reporting subset.
Isn't it much likelier that those who choose vaping are naturally limp-dick beta cucks?
Posted by: Bensdad00 at December 02, 2021 12:29 AM (m9Z12)
Well, damnit. And here I also thought that air conditioner use caused violence.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 12:30 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2021 12:30 AM (2ABQr)
Posted by: whig at December 02, 2021 12:30 AM (9hXN1)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 02, 2021 12:31 AM (ynkod)
Posted by: Joe XiDen
Most of those folks will STILL vote dim as their children starve or freeze to death.
Posted by: Some Rat at December 02, 2021 12:31 AM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Bensdad00 at December 02, 2021 12:29 AM (m9Z12)
If I were addicted to cigarettes, I'd take a chance on the limp dick to avoid dying of lung cancer. They have the blue pill now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2021 12:32 AM (P3gRi)
Phillip Morris probably paid for that study.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 12:33 AM (iam1O)
See the top of ZeroHedge? You remember the Illinois patient whose family had to get a court order to treat him with Ivermectin?
He survived. Read the story about how they had to fight the hospital tooth and nail to allow the man's doctor into the hospital. It required multiple court orders to stop the hospital's games.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 02, 2021 12:33 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 02, 2021 12:33 AM (ynkod)
Bet schools don't have incinerators any more.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 12:18 AM (iam1O)
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"The problem kids are now thrown onto the Compost Pile, comrade!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 02, 2021 12:33 AM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 02, 2021 12:31 AM (ynkod)
Hopefully sooner. There is a boat house in ancient Hurculaneum that had a number of folks who died when the pyroclastic flow hit, making it so hot, their brains turned to steam and burst out their heads. At first, it sounds like a horrible way to go, but when you realize it all happened in 5ms, there was no time to register it. So not so bad.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 12:34 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 12:34 AM (iam1O)
Posted by: Bensdad00 at December 02, 2021 12:29 AM (m9Z12)
If I were addicted to cigarettes, I'd take a chance on the limp dick to avoid dying of lung cancer. They have the blue pill now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2021 12:32 AM (P3gRi)
I keep hearing radio adds for zapping one's dick. I dunno about that...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 12:35 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Some Rat
It was an odd time to grow up seeing Buffs in the air and knowing that well within an hour that everything known and loved could be dead.
Kind of puts global warming or covid 19 threats into perspective. Not that today's kids would agree.
Posted by: whig at December 02, 2021 12:35 AM (9hXN1)
He survived. Read the story about how they had to fight the hospital tooth and nail to allow the man's doctor into the hospital. It required multiple court orders to stop the hospital's games.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 02, 2021 12:33 AM (Mzdiz)
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"I AM SCIENCE, HEAR ME ROAR!" -- Dr. Faucistein, Advocating for the Death Penalty to be Applied to that Doctor and Hospital
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 02, 2021 12:36 AM (mZ3xv)
Missile crisis.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 02, 2021 12:37 AM (ynkod)
He survived. Read the story about how they had to fight the hospital tooth and nail to allow the man's doctor into the hospital. It required multiple court orders to stop the hospital's games.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 02, 2021 12:33 AM (Mzdiz)
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"I AM SCIENCE, HEAR ME ROAR!" -- Dr. Faucistein, Advocating for the Death Penalty to be Applied to that Doctor and Hospital
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 02, 2021 12:36 AM (mZ3xv)
Is Fauci in some way realated to the late Dr. Kevorkian by any chance?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 12:37 AM (ynpvh)
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Well, if that happens, then at least *someone* will enjoy it. Because I can guarantee you that no one in California will.
Posted by: junior at December 02, 2021 12:38 AM (PTw5h)
whig, recall how in the Pacific, responses to challenges (passwords) usually were picked that had lots of "r"s and "l"s, so the Japanese soldiers could not mimic them? If we used "phthalates" as a password, who would find it difficult to say it - probably everybody?
SFGoth, yes, the jaw-dropping case of Fauci is exactly like that of Mueller, and RUSSIA!!!, although the latter case should have been laughed off the stage instantly, whereas the former (ongoing) has tapped into the limitless ignorance and submissiveness of most Americans (and most people on the planet), and had at least initially a "technical" and recondite element that gave narrow specialists some brief provisional credibility.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2021 12:38 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 12:38 AM (iam1O)
All my stuff I leave open to interpretation. There is a story, but it kind of dictates itself as it progresses. In the case of this one, it actually said "The first half of this is really dull. Chop it off and make a different beginning." So there's that.
Thanks again!
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 02, 2021 12:38 AM (OU+8W)
Missile crisis.
Posted by: Joe XiDen
Later dramatized in the tv production of the Tweets of October.
Posted by: whig at December 02, 2021 12:39 AM (9hXN1)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 02, 2021 12:38 AM (OU+8W)
Sounds like tranny surgery...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 12:40 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2021 12:41 AM (2ABQr)
Southerners in our troops would be hardest hit.
Posted by: whig at December 02, 2021 12:41 AM (9hXN1)
Never underestimate the power of childhood indoctrination.
I've mentioned my relative-by-marriage before. Retired construction worker. Likes guns. Hates high taxes. Doesn't like illegal aliens. Doesn't believe trannies are women. Thinks abortion is murder.
Votes D every election. Because his Daddy did, and because the Dems are "for the little guy". Yep. That's why the Kennedy family, Hollywood millionaires, Bill Gates, Warren Buffett, all the tech billlionaires.... are Dems. Because they're "little guys". You betcha.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2021 12:41 AM (bW8dp)
Missile crisis.
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There would have been heart attacks and suicides.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 12:41 AM (iam1O)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2021 12:38 AM (OTzUX)
I've always pronounced that as "thalates" or "fthalates".
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 12:41 AM (ynpvh)
Southerners in our troops would be hardest hit.
Posted by: whig at December 02, 2021 12:41 AM (9hXN1)
Shiboleths are as old as the Bible.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 12:42 AM (ynpvh)
And at this point, I wouldn't be missing too much of the world's population. They've kinda earned that.
Cigar shops and liquor stores for me (the better ones). Got plenty of bang-bang stuff already.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2021 12:42 AM (OTzUX)
I think it's Greek? So maybe not Greek people? They have some weird-assed phonemes in their language.
The same consonant cluster is in ophthalmologist.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2021 12:43 AM (bW8dp)
And at this point, I wouldn't be missing too much of the world's population. They've kinda earned that.
Cigar shops and liquor stores for me (the better ones). Got plenty of bang-bang stuff already.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2021 12:42 AM (OTzUX)
Eh, I'd be dead in short order once my meds ran out.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 12:43 AM (ynpvh)
As a kid I actually saw it with missile bays opened once or twice, as we drove by. Presumably a drill.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2021 12:45 AM (OTzUX)
Read the details of how the man's daughter had to fight tooth and nail. She got a court order to allow ivermectin to be used on Nov. 1. Hospital refused.
She went to court again on Nov 5. Judge then issued an order to the hospital to let the man's own doctor in to treat the patient. The hospital again refused.
You see, they couldn't let the doctor in 'cause he wasn't vaccinated.
She was back in court on Nov. 8th, and this time the judge got pissed and ordered them to let the the doctor in, period, no games.
And he finally got the ivermectin.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 02, 2021 12:45 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2021 12:45 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 12:43 AM (ynpvh)
Job #1 would be to loot a few pharmacies to ensure you had a lifetime supply. You'd make out OK, because most of the looters would be after the narcotics.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2021 12:46 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Some Rat at December 02, 2021 12:46 AM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Rbastid at December 02, 2021 12:46 AM (XwTyM)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 12:43 AM (ynpvh)
Job #1 would be to loot a few pharmacies to ensure you had a lifetime supply. You'd make out OK, because most of the looters would be after the narcotics.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2021 12:46 AM (P3gRi)
These are specialty meds that most pharmacies will not have in stock.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 12:46 AM (ynpvh)
There were three of them here. Site Summit is the best preserved. Site Point is what's now Kincaid Park in Anchorage. A lot of the bunkers and stuff are still out there. Kinda cool to wander around and look at them.
Site Bay, just on the other side of Cook Inlet, was completely dismantled other than some concrete foundations.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2021 12:46 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 12:43 AM (ynpvh)
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Heh, they talk about hitting the liquor store and I'm thinking about the pharmacy.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 12:47 AM (iam1O)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * jus a pohr wayfarin stranger at December 02, 2021 12:47 AM (dqilH)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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They are stored somewhere. Find out where.
Obtaining them may be easier that going to the pharmacy.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 12:49 AM (iam1O)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2021 12:50 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: whig
Heh, I wonder if he looks at it and thinks: "That's nice, not much snow at all!"
Posted by: Some Rat at December 02, 2021 12:50 AM (r1z5A)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 12:46 AM (ynpvh)
Can you work with your doctor and/or pharmacist to get provided with a SHTF supply? Doesn't have to be global nuclear war, riots, earthquakes, or simple supply disruptions are all on the table.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2021 12:51 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Some Rat at December 02, 2021 12:51 AM (r1z5A)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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They are stored somewhere. Find out where.
Obtaining them may be easier that going to the pharmacy.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 12:49 AM (iam1O)
My wife would be in worse shape. She takes special chemo drugs, very expensive (at least if you believe the costs the insurance pays out).
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 12:51 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 12:46 AM (ynpvh)
Can you work with your doctor and/or pharmacist to get provided with a SHTF supply? Doesn't have to be global nuclear war, riots, earthquakes, or simple supply disruptions are all on the table.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2021 12:51 AM (P3gRi)
Three month supply is all they allow. I do have extra of ONE of the meds (my dose reduced), but not of the other. Oh, and the insurance company only allows me to order when I'm down to a couple of weeks left, and those meds are very, very expensive without insurance.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 12:53 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 12:38 AM (iam1O)
There is a report out about how Ivermectin cannot be shown to be useful based on the studies done in the last 2 years, since the studies were poorly done.
However "eppur si muove", and washing hands did seem to reduce childbed fever and there still appears to be a correlation to recovery and use of Ivermectin and HCQ
Galileo and Simmelweiss both had a good idea but had no mechanism to explain why, but modern pharma is based around the idea of "let's try it and see if it works, then we can figure out why"
Maybe it is as simple as any treatment at all prior to pneumonia reduces mortality
Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2021 12:53 AM (ZMraq)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Oh, that would be rough.
Posted by: Some Rat at December 02, 2021 12:53 AM (r1z5A)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Oh, that would be rough.
Posted by: Some Rat at December 02, 2021 12:53 AM (r1z5A)
What can I say? We're a high-maintenance couple.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 12:54 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 12:55 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 12:41 AM (ynpvh)
"fhtagn"
Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2021 12:55 AM (ZMraq)
However "eppur si muove", and washing hands did seem to reduce childbed fever and there still appears to be a correlation to recovery and use of Ivermectin and HCQ
Galileo and Simmelweiss both had a good idea but had no mechanism to explain why, but modern pharma is based around the idea of "let's try it and see if it works, then we can figure out why"
Maybe it is as simple as any treatment at all prior to pneumonia reduces mortality
Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2021 12:53 AM (ZMraq)
Pretty sure any studies done in the USA, Canada, or the EU were intentionally "poorly done" because they want Ivermectin to fail. If it works, then the vaccine mandate is unnecessary, and Pfizer and Moderna lose mucho dollars. Follow the money.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2021 12:56 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 12:56 AM (iam1O)
I dont ever bother talking to them about politics. It is an exercise in frustration.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 02, 2021 01:00 AM (ynkod)
'nite
Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 01:02 AM (iam1O)
Posted by: Farmer at December 02, 2021 01:03 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 02, 2021 01:06 AM (ynkod)
Socialization generally causes party preferences to harden based on early political socialization experiences of their generation.
Posted by: whig at December 02, 2021 01:06 AM (9hXN1)
Posted by: whig at December 02, 2021 01:07 AM (9hXN1)
She went to court again on Nov 5. Judge then issued an order to the hospital to let the man's own doctor in to treat the patient. The hospital again refused.
You see, they couldn't let the doctor in 'cause he wasn't vaccinated.
She was back in court on Nov. 8th, and this time the judge got pissed and ordered them to let the the doctor in, period, no games.
And he finally got the ivermectin.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 02, 2021 12:45 AM (Mzdiz)
This is why you have to avoid hospitals, and line up a doctor who will treat you early for covid.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 02, 2021 01:07 AM (Mzdiz)
Was having doughnuts one time, wife said not finding any jelly in this lemon one. I said " just keep chewing and eventually something will squirt out " she said ok
Told this to work friend, he just about popped a few stitches but I never mentioned it to my wife.
Posted by: Senor Coffee at December 02, 2021 01:08 AM (iSbhf)
Posted by: bluebell at December 01, 2021 10:10 PM (wyw4S)
Seconded !
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2021 01:08 AM (arJlL)
You will be hard pressed to find too many gun owning 70 year old white Democrats. That is what makes them oddballs, not that they are Democrat boomers.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 02, 2021 01:09 AM (ynkod)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 02, 2021 01:10 AM (cSs/W)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2021 12:16 AM (ZMraq)
To paraphrase an old internet trope, I expected many more encounters with quicksand as an adult, based on the media I consumed as a kid.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 02, 2021 01:14 AM (cSs/W)
Posted by: jakee308
A sound principle in mgmt and coaching as well
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 02, 2021 01:14 AM (y7zkd)
The Lancet finally gets hit with a clue x 4:
https://tinyurl.com/yck49b8z
The truth is slowly being acknowledged. Mr. Science will be hardest hit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 02, 2021 01:15 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: All Hail Eris
Yes. I just replaced my old one a couple of days ago, with the new HD 10 Plus and it holds a charge for three days. The old one lasted half a day. Also the new one has twice the RAM, 4 GB from two, eight core CPU instead of four, so the HQ main page doesn't crash any more. It's on sale for a hundred and change at Amazon right now. Do it.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 02, 2021 01:17 AM (OssQ4)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 02, 2021 12:33 AM (Mzdiz)
Am I imagining this, or didn't a certain orange President get some "right to try" regulations pushed through?
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 02, 2021 01:18 AM (cSs/W)
Posted by: Some Rat at December 02, 2021 12:22 AM (r1z5A)
I miss the Eighties, when even the kids were expected to die like men.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 02, 2021 01:20 AM (cSs/W)
Posted by: keena at December 02, 2021 01:20 AM (RiTnx)
Posted by: Senor Coffee at December 02, 2021 01:21 AM (iSbhf)
Posted by: All Hail Eris
Does it have the hand crank like Sam Drucker's phone ?
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2021 01:22 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2021 12:41 AM (2ABQr)
Here in Oregon we still somewhat harvest timber, but we shut down just about all of the sawmills, so it gets shipped to E. Asia to be milled, and then shipped back to us as lumber. Thanks, Free Traders.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 02, 2021 01:22 AM (cSs/W)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2021 01:25 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Senor Coffee at December 02, 2021 01:25 AM (iSbhf)
Yep, I think so. How that interacted here if at all, I don't know.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 02, 2021 01:25 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 02, 2021 01:26 AM (cSs/W)
Really? Morgan Three Wheelers do not meet smog requirements?
How many people do they think are driving a Morgan Three wheeler?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 02, 2021 01:29 AM (csEWM)
Was having doughnuts one time, wife said not finding any jelly in this lemon one. I said " just keep chewing and eventually something will squirt out " she said ok
Told this to work friend, he just about popped a few stitches but I never mentioned it to my wife.
Posted by: Senor Coffee at December 02, 2021 01:08 AM (iSbhf)
Heh. This summer I was getting ready to load an old car on the trailer with a guy who had just bought it from me. I had mounted some scabby old "roller" tires on it to make the loading go easy. He had my carry-air tank, and had just aired up the left rear, and he said, "Gee that one's got a big wart on it!" No sooner had he spoken, and Kaboom! it blew out, scattering dead leaves all over. Found another tire; that one was pooched. And it had an inner tube in it, and the tube had a big hole with radiating fracture lines. Kewl!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2021 01:32 AM (P3gRi)
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Try looking in Minnesota's Iron Range. Can't swing a dead cat without hitting a couple.
Posted by: lurk at December 02, 2021 01:33 AM (MIODZ)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2021 12:46 AM (bW8dp)
You know we are still "protected," but that's all I can say about that.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at December 02, 2021 01:39 AM (eKvjl)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at December 02, 2021 01:46 AM (eKvjl)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at December 02, 2021 01:46 AM (eKvjl)
You know, that actually makes me wonder: is the EU or Australia forcibly vaccinating people in a coma or vegetative state? You have to have proof of vaccination in order to be euthanized, after all.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 02, 2021 01:48 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Jean-Paul Miklos Sartre, returning to listenings of Zydeco musique at December 02, 2021 02:00 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Jean-Paul Miklos Sartre, returning to listenings of Zydeco musique at December 02, 2021 02:00 AM (QzkSJ)
Et toi!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2021 02:03 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2021 02:09 AM (P3gRi)
The loser in the spat between Nancy Mace and MTG is going to be McCarthy, who never learned that when a man tries to stop two women from tearing each other limb-from-limb (rhetorically or actually) they will temporarily join forces to destroy him. "How dare you!"
Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2021 02:11 AM (KAi1n)
Just saw this. Geert Vanden Bossche now has a Substack page. It's all free, no paid content at all. I think he's getting a lot of help from people who want to get his voice heard.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 02, 2021 02:30 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Prof. Miklos, yes indeed at December 02, 2021 02:43 AM (QzkSJ)
Or life
Or anything
Allons dansez
Posted by: Jean-Paul Miklos Sartre, returning to listenings of Zydeco musique at December 02, 2021 02:00 AM
Hahaha. A dance with the dead. I'm about to drop. Goodnight, guys.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2021 02:46 AM (2ABQr)
Wonderful turn of a phrase from Dr. Jessica Rose I just saw:
"Covid cootie economy-collapsing cacophony of cowardice and coercion."
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 02, 2021 02:50 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miklos, traine at at the Academie Francais (Loosianana Extention Campus) at December 02, 2021 02:53 AM (QzkSJ)
"Covid cootie economy-collapsing cacophony of cowardice and coercion."
Posted by: publius,
Clear Covid convincing consonance connects correctly
Posted by: Miklos, and you can tell Miley (edumacated) I sed dat at December 02, 2021 02:57 AM (QzkSJ)
*This is not true. But it's an example of how my awesome brother gaslights fools. When he encounters the sort of pretentious midwit who aspires to sophisticated manners, he'll say something like "the climate (or as the French say, asteroideologie) is changing because of American cattle consumption," and then sits back and wait to see if he can get them to say it later. It's fun.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2021 02:57 AM (2ABQr)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2021 02:58 AM (2ABQr)
Posted by: tho at December 02, 2021 03:01 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
G'night
Posted by: tho
Bitch still ain't call me
Posted by: tho at December 02, 2021 03:05 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Bitch at December 02, 2021 03:07 AM (KAi1n)
(sips coffee)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 02, 2021 03:07 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2021 03:09 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: bitch with some Korean level glare action goin' on at December 02, 2021 03:11 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SFGoth
Onomatopoeia
The ting ting entanngling of the bells bells bells bells
Posted by: Miklos, who never pissed on the man's grave, unlike H. L. Mencken at December 02, 2021 03:14 AM (QzkSJ)
"bitch" is one syllable
The Hungarian equivalent requires two (2) syllables.
No wonder English ROCKS GLOBALLY
Posted by: Miklos, who never really considered this at December 02, 2021 03:16 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Etoile, c'est si bon
Posted by: Miklos, traine at at the Academie Francais (Loosianana Extention Campus
Bee-Bop a Lula
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2021 03:18 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT
She's my baby
*wait, need to check the Waffle House Work Schedule*
Yep, that one.
Posted by: Miklos, not in trouble for now at December 02, 2021 03:20 AM (QzkSJ)
lots of opioids involved. don't feel well enough now to type any more, but wanted to check in.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, down at December 02, 2021 03:20 AM (ELgVT)
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2021 03:22 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 02, 2021 03:22 AM (sAmhv)
re: top picture...yes. Let's go there. All of us. Also, I didn't know I liked Frank Zappa till now.
Just FYI...I received a survey this morning from YouGov. From the content it would appear CNN is panicking over the Cuomo mess. The want to know if they did the right thing. Funny...that email smelled like flop sweat.
Posted by: creeper at December 02, 2021 03:25 AM (cTCuP)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Sincere prayers (on my knees type, done).
Just don't end up as a bad exhibit in a Museum about ancient Peruvians.
Posted by: Miklos at December 02, 2021 03:25 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at December 02, 2021 03:25 AM (1R0vU)
Posted by: Puddleglum
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Thanks JT
Puddlegum - You have no idea how much i would like a cup of coffee. Enjoy it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, down at December 02, 2021 03:26 AM (pbStR)
Posted by: Senor Coffee at December 02, 2021 03:27 AM (iSbhf)
Posted by: creeper at December 02, 2021 03:29 AM (cTCuP)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, down at December 02, 2021 03:30 AM (pbStR)
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2021 03:31 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2021 03:31 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Skip guy who says NOOD at December 02, 2021 03:31 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Senor Coffee
They don't need horses to surrender, they use tanks to do that now.
Might as well eat 'em !
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2021 03:33 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2021 03:34 AM (2JoB8)
Prayers for you.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 02, 2021 04:00 AM (KiuXs)
Covid is transmissible through bodily fluids?
Posted by: aelfheld at December 02, 2021 10:37 AM (Zy9Yy)
Best part: they are all, it appears, vaccinated! LOLOL!
Posted by: Ripley at December 02, 2021 11:20 PM (PTDkx)
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