Sunday Overnight Open Thread

Sunday Overnight Open Thread – 11/21/2021

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DISASTER MOVIES

When I was a kid in the 1970s, Disaster Movies were all the rage. And boy did they have some star-studded casts, often reviving past-their-prime stars of yore whose names still had a little cachet. For other big Hollywood names, their appearances in these disaster flicks turned out to be the end of the road for their movie stardom.

As I recall, Airport was actually a good movie (Moviegique might need to weigh in on this) but after that, the genre became cliched. We meet average people living a variety of average lives before being thrown together in a desperate bid for survival. Here are a few memorable posters, with more at the link.

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MATING RITUALS

I’m a big fan of the male Bower Bird’s mating rituals. And if I’m being honest, I was a little nervous when first asking the future Mrs. Throckmorton out. She might tell you that my moves were not much different than those of the Bower Bird.

After building and decorating a “bower” to which he wants to bring a female, the male Bower Bird shows his game:

“First he expands his pupils alternately, an oddly mesmerizing display.”

“A spot of limbering up, accompanied by a weird and wheezy call from deep in his throat.”

“He waves his wing like a matador’s cape.”

“It’s all going so well, it’s time to get physical with a few head butts to her chest.”

This is very funny. Sadly, the Bower Bird we’re cheering for in this video has a competitor show up and spoil his plans in the end.

We can’t all have the game of a Bower Bird, but we’ve all done some crazy things to attract or be with a potential mate. Do y’all have any embarrassing stories you’re willing to share? Maybe a dad who really wanted you (or your boyfriend) gone from his house? A suave pickup move that ended in slapstick comedy?

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SPEAKING OF BOWERS

“Will You Come To The Bower” is an Irish folk tune written by Thomas Moore in the early 1800s.Thanks to Irish immigrants, it had become a popular fiddle tune on the American frontier. It was to this tune that Sam Houston’s Texians marched into battle and whipped Santa Anna’s Mexican army at San Jacinto in 1836.

The lyrics are not typical of martial music, but you can’t argue with success and how the battle turned out.

Will you come to the bower I have shaded for you?
Your bed shall be of roses, bespangled with dew.
Will you, will you, will you, will you come to the bower?
Will you, will you, will you, will you come to the bower?

There under the bower on soft roses you lie
With a blush on your cheek, but a smile in your eye.
Will you, will you, will you, will you smile, my beloved?
Will you, will you, will you, will you smile my beloved?

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THE ORIGINAL YELLOW ROSE OF TEXAS

And still speaking of bowers…and Santa Anna…

The woman revered in Texas as The Yellow Rose of Texas was a young mixed-race woman, Emily West (aka Emily Morgan), who came from Connecticut to Texas with Col James Morgan.

From the 1842 journal of William Bollaert, an Englishman who traveled throughout Texas from 1842–1844:

“The Battle of San Jacinto was probably lost to the Mexicans, owing to the influence of a Mulatto Girl Emily [in the employ of] Colonel Morgan, who was closeted in the tent with General Santana, at the time the cry was made “the enemy! they come! they come!” and detained Santana so long, that order could not be restored readily again.”

She likely wasn’t alone with Santa Anna by choice. On the other hand, some Texans still claim that she patriotically put herself in that position to keep Santa Anna distracted while Sam Houston’s army made its charge.

Emily West was employed as a housekeeper at the New Washington Association’s hotel in Morgan’s Point, Texas and was there on April 16, 1836 when Colonel Almonte swept through the town in pursuit of Texas President David G. Burnet. Emily and a number of other servants and residents of Morgan’s Point were apprehended and forced to accompany Santa Anna’s army when it departed a few days later. Emily and her fellow captives were in the Mexican camp on April 21, 1836 during the Battle of San Jacinto.

Emily likely moved back to New York or Connecticut soon thereafter, but she is still the most beloved of all yellow roses.

The song “The Yellow Rose Of Texas” was spread far and wide in the 1860s and 1870s. It was sung by homesick troops during the Civil War and it went up the trail with cowboys in the 1870s.

Michael Martin Murphy recorded a very good version of the song on his “Cowboy Songs” album.

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WATER IS RACIST

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REC ROOM RECOLLECTIONS

Are these things still around?

When I was a child, a lot of my friends’ families had these awesome combo bumper-pool / poker tables. I rarely saw a real pool table as a kid – just these contraptions. Childhood bumper-pool left me woefully unprepared for barroom billiards when I hit college.

The natural setting for this table was in either a rec room or a basement. In either case, the room likely had walls covered with fake-wood paneling.

And of course, it had a bean bag chair in it.

Tell me about your rec room. How did you break the Ping Pong table? (If there were boys involved, the Ping Pong table always ended up broken, and the ping pong balls had a very short life expectancy.)

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RAIDERS OF THE LOST APPLE ORCHARD

Meet the Appalachian Apple Hunter Who Rescued 1,000 'Lost' Varieties

What’s more, hundreds of lost apples could likely be reclaimed at similar sites throughout Appalachia. “That part stayed with me,” says Brown. “I kept thinking: ‘How neat would it be to find an apple nobody’s tasted in 50 or 100 years?’”

To date, he has reclaimed about 1,200 varieties, and his two-acre orchard, Heritage Apples, contains 700 of the rarest. Most haven’t been sold commercially for a century or more; some were cloned from the last known trees of their kind.

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THE WISDOM OF JAMES GARFIELD

James Garfield served as President for less than a year in 1881 before being shot down by a would-be civil servant who was bitter about not getting a consular appointment. I don’t know much about his brief Presidency, but he had some good words of wisdom.

Poverty is uncomfortable; but nine times out of ten the best thing that can happen to a young man is to be tossed overboard and compelled to sink or swim.

There are men and women who make the world better just by being the kind of people they are. They have the gift of kindness or courage or loyalty or integrity. It really matters very little whether they are behind the wheel of a truck or running a business or bringing up a family. The teach the truth by living it.

I love agitation and investigation and glory in defending unpopular truth against popular error.

A brave man is a man who dares to look the Devil in the face and tell him he is a Devil.

“Whoever controls the volume of money in our country is absolute master of all industry and commerce...when you realize that the entire system is very easily controlled, one way or another, by a few powerful men at the top, you will not have to be told how periods of inflation and depression originate.”

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WHEN IT HAD TO BE THERE THREE WEEKS AGO, CALL JIFFY

Like many other stars of Saturday Night Live’s previous eras, Rob Schneider is now quite openly conservative. This fake commercial of his always gave me a chuckle:

When you’ve got no one else to blame, call us.

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THROCKMORTON’S FIRST LAW OF LIVE MUSIC: IF THERE’S AN UPRIGHT BASS IN THE BAND, IT’S PROBABLY GOING TO BE GOOD

I miss bands like the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band that could rock with the rest of their generation, but also put on some boots, grab some acoustic instruments, and play some authentic hard-country music.

In this version of “Will The Circle Be Unbroken” NGDB is joined by a cavalcade of stars ranging from John Hiatt to Vince Gill to Roy Acuff. And if all that doesn’t appeal to you, the amazing late 80’s hairdos are worth a look.

By the way, I’m often asked if the upright bass is my favorite instrument. It’s not. It’s just a signifier that good music is going to be played. My favorite instrument is probably the dobro (a slide guitar with a resonator that looks like a hubcab.) Jerry Douglas makes some beautiful sounds with his dobro in this video. His solo is at 2:33.

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Tonight’s overnight thread has been brought to you by shampooed and blow-dried cattle.

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Thanks again to the horde for letting me play host tonight. Please feel free to offer any helpful feedback, insults, or tips at buck.throckmorton at protonmail dot com

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at 09:53 PM

Comments

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1 Schroom gang!

Posted by: mot at November 21, 2021 09:54 PM (FmeBQ)

2 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 21, 2021 09:55 PM (arJlL)

3 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 21, 2021 09:55 PM (pTr2w)

4 Booyah!

Posted by: Half Dozen at November 21, 2021 09:56 PM (dJs6r)

5 And then there was Damnation Alley

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2021 09:57 PM (24If6)

6 Buck, your ONTs are always so interesting. I don't know how you think this stuff up. Thank you!

Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2021 09:57 PM (wyw4S)

7 Some scenic gas or oil pipeline scenery? Nice.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2021 09:57 PM (OTzUX)

8 Love the apple dude. Good for him.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 21, 2021 09:57 PM (pTr2w)

9 Or Sean Connery and Natalie Wood in Meteor

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2021 09:57 PM (24If6)

10 Hey everybody! Hey ONT! Thanks Buck!

I admit I am suspicious of any films that advertise their casts. To me it's a tacit admission that the plot, characters and filmmaking are gonna blow chunks.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2021 09:57 PM (L2ZTs)

11 I would add the all female Ghost Busters as a disaster movie.

Posted by: Just a side note at November 21, 2021 09:57 PM (FKi9J)

12 any news out of wisconson on parade attack i think a horde member or two live there

Posted by: jimmytheclaw at November 21, 2021 09:57 PM (HVL8m)

13 it's funny, I was too young to see many of these movies, and by the time they were on video, who really cared...but my only experience was reading the Mad Magazine parodies of them.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 21, 2021 09:58 PM (ZZK0E)

14 I wonder why the asshole backed the suv into the driveway. Seems like he would park and run.

Posted by: four seasons at November 21, 2021 09:53 PM

That was my thought too. If you're in a hurry to get away, why back in. Only thought now while typing this is, if they just got done with stealing something, they backed in in order to empty the contents of the SUV at the house? I dunno, none of this makes any sense.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 21, 2021 09:58 PM (Do5/p)

15 Love the apple dude. Good for him.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 21, 2021 09:57 PM (pTr2w)
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I was just going to say the same thing. Kind of a modern-day twist on Johnny Appleseed.

Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2021 09:58 PM (wyw4S)

16 PNT!

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 21, 2021 09:58 PM (YZG/i)

17 I did see Airport recently because reasons, and it is kind of a cool time piece. I think the ...spoiler...bad guy was a polock living in a tenement just trying to get airinsurance money for his bastard family. You know, as Poles and slavs did back then.

So, I would recommend that one. I still want to see OJ in the Towering Inferno.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 21, 2021 09:59 PM (ZZK0E)

18 Fluffy cows!

Posted by: Fastly Strokewater at November 21, 2021 09:59 PM (gWAUD)

19 There's a new movie out called Red Rocket, about a down-on-his-luck porno star who uses everyone he meets, but he's supposed to be an empathetic hero.

Yet the writer/director, Sean Baker, is in trouble with his cohorts in Hollywood. Why? Because he liked a tweet from Tulsi Gabbard supporting the Kyle verdict.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2021 09:59 PM (L2ZTs)

20 Would the TV movie Fire in the Sky about a comet hitting Phoenix count as a disaster movie?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2021 10:00 PM (24If6)

21 Tim Riggins, I still want to see Capricorn One.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2021 10:00 PM (L2ZTs)

22 I think I saw part of Posieden Adventure on one of those TV's on a cart with the VCR nailed down on it in grade school as a rainy day break thing.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 21, 2021 10:00 PM (ZZK0E)

23 Yay Buck,yay ONT

Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at November 21, 2021 10:00 PM (0pv1a)

24 The best disaster movie is The Poseidon Adventure.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 21, 2021 10:00 PM (xPl2J)

25 Hey, Buck's back!

Posted by: Braenyard's bottom line law review at November 21, 2021 10:01 PM (qYMk7)

26 Er ONT

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 21, 2021 10:01 PM (YZG/i)

27 Wonderful ont, Buck. Thank you.

Posted by: Infidel at November 21, 2021 10:01 PM (pA4Ca)

28 There is an actual airline bombing case from the 60s I think, guy sent dear mother aloft with a ticking present. Took out the whole plane. All for the insurance.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2021 10:01 PM (24If6)

29 Those disaster movies, eh? Definitely a different time, no transplaining and men were men. There's probably a half dozen scenes of men slapping their secretaries so they stop being hysterical and calm down.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 21, 2021 10:01 PM (ZZK0E)

30 Tim Riggins, I still want to see Capricorn One.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2021 10:00 PM (L2ZTs)

Saw it this last weekend. Sorry to say, it hasn't held up all that well.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 21, 2021 10:01 PM (ZSK0i)

31 My favorite disaster "movie" was featured in Kentucky Fried Movie. It was entitled "So That's Armageddon", starring George Lazenby. Very funny.

Posted by: MichiCanuck at November 21, 2021 10:01 PM (HAAOF)

32 WATER IS RACIST

Glass is full. Bottom half with water, top half with air.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 21, 2021 10:02 PM (Do5/p)

33 Watching Mr. Brooks

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 21, 2021 10:02 PM (YZG/i)

34 hehehehhehe

uhhhhhh CRAPricorn one..

whoa yeah, a CORN! hehee crap

corn

Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 21, 2021 10:02 PM (ZZK0E)

35 Mark1971, good thing Irwin Allen's not still trying to milk the disaster genre. Can you imagine today's titles?

- "The Server Is Down!"
- "The Day The WiFi Died!"
- "Misgendered!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2021 10:02 PM (L2ZTs)

36 Tulsi Gabbard supported Kyle, and I didn't know what to make of that. She's still a snake.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 21, 2021 10:02 PM (ybIRR)

37 I admit I am suspicious of any films that advertise their casts. To me it's a tacit admission that the plot, characters and filmmaking are gonna blow chunks.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2021 09:57 PM (L2ZTs)

Except for It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World. Perhaps the exception that proves the rule?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 21, 2021 10:02 PM (r9FP4)

38 Evening, Buck, and hello 'rons and 'ettes (again for those from the gub thread). Just one question on the blowdried cattle -- why? Who does that to a cow? Okay, that was two questions...

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at November 21, 2021 10:03 PM (Agr8U)

39 tcn, yup.
Plus I know Stanley Kramer had to pull out all the stops for marketing that thing. I can imagine 1963 audiences going "a three-hour *comedy*?? Better be great!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2021 10:03 PM (L2ZTs)

40 And then there was Damnation Alley
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2021 09:57 PM (24If6)

I *like* that movie. Even have it on Blu Ray.

Maj. Eugene Denton : Tanner this is Denton! This whole town is infested with killer cockroaches. I repeat: KILLER COCKROACHES!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 21, 2021 10:04 PM (ZSK0i)

41 I admit I am suspicious of any films that advertise their casts. To me it's a tacit admission that the plot, characters and filmmaking are gonna blow chunks.

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well, it's from a time when Hollywood had more star power than Chris Pine and Ryan Reynolds.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 21, 2021 10:04 PM (ZZK0E)

42 Later Airport movies definitely give me a Planet of the Apes sequel vibes in terms of history and quality. I still have weird half-memories about the underwater scenes in Airport '77 from seeing the movie on television way back in the day.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 21, 2021 10:04 PM (+WWsf)

43 Earthquake I think is one of the first movies where Victoria Principal actually got screen credit.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2021 10:05 PM (24If6)

44 Those cows are posh!

Posted by: CppThis at November 21, 2021 10:05 PM (UewuT)

45 A cow that good looking, you don't eat all at once.

Posted by: Some Rat at November 21, 2021 10:05 PM (r1z5A)

46 Why are those cows so fluffy?

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 21, 2021 10:05 PM (TOXd3)

47 Ah, yes; bumper pool.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 21, 2021 10:06 PM (+WWsf)

48 Watching Mr. Brooks

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 21, 2021 10:02 PM

Just watched that again this past week. Otherwise normal rich guy having an addition to killing random people and being smart enough to cover his tracks and keep everyone close to him oblivious to his 'addiction'.
Creepy.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 21, 2021 10:06 PM (Do5/p)

49 Anna, re Victoria Principal, LOL.

Too bad Beverly D'Angelo wasn't in it. "Oh no! My life and the lives of everyone I know are in danger! I gotta pop my boobs out to save 'em!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2021 10:06 PM (L2ZTs)

50 Any movie starring OJ Simpson is a must see.

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2021 10:07 PM (V13WU)

51 Buck?

Buck?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 21, 2021 10:07 PM (VxC1e)

52 Will the Circle be Unbroken (1972) is one of the best albums ever made.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 21, 2021 10:07 PM (sAmhv)

53 I could care less about an AOC sex tape.

The important thing to me is, what is the person's values and what are they fighting for?

AOC's not a villain because she did a sex tape. She's a villain because she wants to bring back Joe Stalin.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2021 10:07 PM (L2ZTs)

54 My favorite disaster "movie" was featured in Kentucky Fried Movie. It was entitled "So That's Armageddon", starring George Lazenby. Very funny.

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=sm8txY989Iw

Posted by: A Samuel L. Bronkawits Production! at November 21, 2021 10:07 PM (I2/tG)

55 Buck? For some reason, I always think Brock.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 21, 2021 10:07 PM (+WWsf)

56 Tulsi Gabbard supported Kyle, and I didn't know what to make of that. She's still a snake.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 21, 2021 10:02 PM

Yep, part of WEF "Young Leaders". And thus under the control of the global elite. Not to be trusted on anything.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 21, 2021 10:07 PM (Do5/p)

57 Allan Sherman's "Melvin Rose of Texas":

Oh I'm Melvin Rose of Texas
And my friends all call me Tex
When I lived in old New Mexico
They used to call me Mex
When I lived in old Kentucky
They called me Old Kentuck
I was born in old Shamokin
Which is why they call me Melvin Rose

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 21, 2021 10:07 PM (Dc2NZ)

58 Too bad Beverly D'Angelo wasn't in it. "Oh no! My life and the lives of everyone I know are in danger! I gotta pop my boobs out to save 'em!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2021 10:06 PM (L2ZTs)

If it's any consolation, she pops 'em out in The Sentinel. Unfortunately, she's next to Sylvia Miles at the time...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 21, 2021 10:08 PM (ZSK0i)

59 Thanks for the dandy ONT, Buck!

Those cattle in the last two photos sure look fluffy ... I wonder if the regular cows make fun of them?

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at November 21, 2021 10:09 PM (rwusL)

60 Gabbard supported Kyle, and I didn't know what to make of that. She's still a snake.

Posted by: B

he is a blm supporter so

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 21, 2021 10:09 PM (K3ZCc)

61 Additional Blond Agent, LOL.
Funny how Beverly *always* had to pop 'em out. It's as if she had some sort of complex!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2021 10:09 PM (L2ZTs)

62 34 Watching Mr. Brooks
Posted by: vmom

That was a creepy flick. Costner was great in it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 21, 2021 10:09 PM (sAmhv)

63 whoa! Big news if true, Beverly D-Angelo showed hooters? I think teenage me remembers her bra showing as a highlight of the National Lampoon movies.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 21, 2021 10:09 PM (ZZK0E)

64 Eris

Another performance of Olympia's Aria
https://youtu.be/ZbxWX5lSNTU

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2021 10:09 PM (24If6)

65 Unnamed person of interest in custody in Wisconsin. "No known nexus to terrorism at this time".

Posted by: occam's brassiere at November 21, 2021 10:09 PM (V8JPv)

66 I think a proper rogering might help Tulsi rethink her mistaken political views. We owe it to her to at least try several hundred times.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - a patriot at November 21, 2021 10:10 PM (QU5/8)

67 So the phrase "Yellow Rose" is actually a bit of a racial slur.

Another illusion shattered.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 21, 2021 10:10 PM (KrMCC)

68 AOC's not a villain because she did a sex tape. She's a villain because she wants to bring back Joe Stalin.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2021 10:07 PM

She's a villain because she wants to BE Joe Stalin.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 21, 2021 10:10 PM (tkyK5)

69 Pillage, correct.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2021 10:11 PM (L2ZTs)

70 Tell me about your rec room. How did you break the Ping Pong table? (If there were boys involved, the Ping Pong table always ended up broken, and the ping pong balls had a very short life expectancy.)

Grew up in a small townhouse with no basement or rec room. So first time I played ping pong was in college in the residence hall rec room. Oh the nights of procrastinating from studying we spent playing ping pong tournaments. It was glorious. We learned right quick to make sure to move all objects from the area of the ping pong table we didn't want broken.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 21, 2021 10:11 PM (Do5/p)

71 not a villain because she did a sex tape. She's a villain because she wants to bring back Joe Stalin.

Posted by: q

we should see the tape before we decide anything

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 21, 2021 10:11 PM (K3ZCc)

72 37 Tulsi Gabbard supported Kyle, and I didn't know what to make of that. She's still a snake.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 21, 2021 10:02 PM (ybIRR)

"Tulsi isn't bugfuck nuts like most of the D's" and "I wouldn't vote for Tulsi" are not mutually exclusive statements; they can both be true, just like "JFK/Reagan was competent and had a plan" and "JFK/Reagan's plan is not aligned with where I want things to go." That both parties are run by fools is a relatively new phenomenon that runs parallel with the business world's shift from highly motivated visionaries to headless-chicken managerial mediocrity and the disappearance of pop-culture role models.

Posted by: CppThis at November 21, 2021 10:11 PM (UewuT)

73
Who remembers CITY ON FIRE (1979) disaster movie starring Henry Fonda and Ava Gardner and Barry Newman?

MST3K riffed on it.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 21, 2021 10:11 PM (QU9hs)

74 "Would the TV movie Fire in the Sky about a comet hitting Phoenix count as a disaster movie?"

Phoenix? No.

Flagstaff on the other hand...

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 21, 2021 10:11 PM (Ocv6A)

75 Funny how Beverly *always* had to pop 'em out. It's as if she had some sort of complex!
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2021 10:09 PM (L2ZTs)

And we benefited as a result. Who says life isn't fair?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 21, 2021 10:11 PM (ZSK0i)

76
I don't recall Tulsi Gabbard supporting Kyle before the verdict. Did she? I dunno.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 21, 2021 10:12 PM (QU9hs)

77 Rebecca DeMornay. Act? Damn right they can!

Posted by: Some Rat at November 21, 2021 10:12 PM (r1z5A)

78 ABA, true ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2021 10:12 PM (L2ZTs)

79 Just one question on the blowdried cattle -- why? Who does that to a cow? Okay, that was two questions...
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at November 21, 2021 10:03 PM (Agr8U)

They are prepped and ready to be shown, probably by FFA kids. The heifer in the top picture is absolutely gorgeous-good back line, capacity, she should ribbon. The steer in the picture below is pretty okay, but not as spectacular as the heifer.

Those cows were pampered and primped from the time they were born. At least the heifer gets to live. The steer will probably be auctioned off to a local meat company, with the proceeds going to a college fund for the kid who showed him.

Posted by: Moki at November 21, 2021 10:12 PM (JrN/x)

80 Tucker Carlson's Jan 6 documentary caused Jonah Goldberg and Stephen Hayes to quit Fox News as contributors. Tucker's response :
https://tinyurl.com/yhs2bux2

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 21, 2021 10:12 PM (O7gYE)

81 Doll Eyes Alex with a Stalin 'stache?

Eeewww

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2021 10:12 PM (24If6)

82 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at November 21, 2021 10:13 PM (VxC1e)

83 DrSpank, you know what Jonah and Stephen leaving Fox means don'tcha?

Wendy's will have two new fry chefs soon!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2021 10:13 PM (L2ZTs)

84 whoa! Big news if true, Beverly D-Angelo showed hooters? I think teenage me remembers her bra showing as a highlight of the National Lampoon movies.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 21, 2021 10:09 PM (ZZK0E)

You must have seen the TV versions. She got quite nude in National Lampoon's Vacation.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 21, 2021 10:13 PM (ZSK0i)

85 Worst rec room incident involved a standard pool table. I'm a bit of a ball magnet (go ahead, laugh it up...) and get hit more often than a non-player should at sporting events. Anyway, group of teens playing pool and I was sitting on a stool at one end of the table with my cue standing up in front of me. Before I know what's happening someone hit the cue ball so hard it jumps off the table and hit my cue, right in front of my nose. Split the cue but luckily not my nose.

Posted by: She Hobbit at November 21, 2021 10:13 PM (ftFVW)

86 Nice heifer!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 21, 2021 10:15 PM (OssQ4)

87 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?
Posted by: Sheriff Bart

The disaster movie of your choosing.

Posted by: Some Rat at November 21, 2021 10:15 PM (r1z5A)

88 They are prepped and ready to be shown, probably by FFA kids. The heifer in the top picture is absolutely gorgeous-good back line, capacity, she should ribbon. The steer in the picture below is pretty okay, but not as spectacular as the heifer.

Those cows were pampered and primped from the time they were born. At least the heifer gets to live. The steer will probably be auctioned off to a local meat company, with the proceeds going to a college fund for the kid who showed him.
Posted by: Moki at November 21, 2021 10:12 PM (JrN/x)

Makes sense. I grew up with 4H kids who showed their livestock at the county fair -- there were always a lot of tears when it came time to load Bessie on the truck headed to the IBP plant.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at November 21, 2021 10:15 PM (Agr8U)

89 "No known nexus to terrorism at this time".
Posted by: occam's brassiere

Let me run that through the TP Bullsheet translater:

"Oh yeah, it's a goat humper."

Posted by: Tonypete at November 21, 2021 10:15 PM (pTr2w)

90 "Becky, why is my bottle of Grey Goose I bought yesterday only half full?"

"I dunno Sweetie . . . You're an optimisht?"

Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2021 10:15 PM (P9T5R)

91 Best part of a basement rec room pool table were the obstructed angles. We had a cut down half-length cue for one particular corner.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 21, 2021 10:15 PM (+WWsf)

92 That was great, Anna!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 21, 2021 10:15 PM (Dc2NZ)

93 Tucker upping his troll level game...

https://tinyurl.com/yhs2bux2

Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2021 10:16 PM (cF8AT)

94 So Jihad by SUV firming up?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2021 10:16 PM (24If6)

95 Speaking of livestock, can't wait to shit all over the bugfuck nuts takes the "women" on The Sow will share tomorrow morning.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2021 10:16 PM (L2ZTs)

96 Those cows were pampered and primped from the time they were born. At least the heifer gets to live. The steer will probably be auctioned off to a local meat company, with the proceeds going to a college fund for the kid who showed him.
Posted by: Moki at November 21

I have never seen that breed of cattle shown around here. I am amazed at how fluffy they are.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 21, 2021 10:16 PM (TOXd3)

97 Jaqueline Bisset.

This is known.

Posted by: Throck Buckmorton at November 21, 2021 10:16 PM (QzkSJ)

98 It certainly was a fun one Eris

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2021 10:16 PM (24If6)

99 Good evening friends. Thanks for the kind words. MisHum is out provisioning his meat locker. With a gun. I cannot report on whether or not he crossed a state line.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at November 21, 2021 10:16 PM (d9Cw3)

100 >Tucker Carlson's Jan 6 documentary caused Jonah Goldberg and Stephen Hayes to quit Fox News as contributors. Tucker's response :
https://tinyurl.com/yhs2bux2
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 21, 2021 10:12 PM (O7gYE)

Without looking, was it similar to Curly Bill saying "well, bye"?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 21, 2021 10:17 PM (cSs/W)

101 70 AOC's not a villain because she did a sex tape. She's a villain because she wants to bring back Joe Stalin.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2021 10:07 PM

Even scarier, AOC (and her fellow travelers) certainly had reached the point where they had more Divisions than the Pope.

I think the most important part of the whole Rittenhouse affair, is that he, and his exoneration, have put a serious blemish in the recruiting brochure for the BLM/Antifa types that would like to perform as the Marxist shock troops.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 21, 2021 10:17 PM (tkyK5)

102 I have never seen that breed of cattle shown around here. I am amazed at how fluffy they are.
Posted by: CaliGirl

It's all about the conditioner.

Posted by: Some Rat at November 21, 2021 10:17 PM (r1z5A)

103 Without looking, was it similar to Curly Bill saying "well, bye"?

I'd argue better.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 21, 2021 10:17 PM (ZSK0i)

104 1. Watch this, especially with kids/grandkids (a little intense at times). https://tinyurl.com/3stdz7r4. An excellent animated movie of Pilgrim's Progres.

2. airport and The Poseiden Adventure were both excellent movies that still hold up (although some things about them are dated). The rest were meh.

3. Our rec room in our daylight basement in Seattle had an old pin ball machine, a fireplace we never used, my brother's weird chemistry sets (with actual mercury), a slot car track and eventually a pool table we seldom used. Occasionally my dad had poker parties and I'd serve ritz crackers with onion soup dip and walk around wide eyed trying to figure out poker. The basement was a bit cold and damp and the house is long gone, but I'd love to be able to spend another evening there with my dad and mom.

Posted by: LASue at November 21, 2021 10:17 PM (Ed8Zd)

105 if they were jihadis they missed bunches of kids as they went through the parade

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 21, 2021 10:17 PM (K3ZCc)

106 No beanbag chairs but I had a mushroom chair. A cylinder shape with a cushy mushroom cap top. It was more of a short stool, really. I have no idea what happened to it.

Posted by: JuJuBee at November 21, 2021 10:17 PM (mNhhD)

107 Speaking of livestock, can't wait to shit all over the bugfuck nuts takes the "women" on The Sow will share tomorrow morning.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2021 10:16 PM (L2ZTs)

They might be out for Thanksgiving. The one time we actually want to watch they might be gone.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 21, 2021 10:17 PM (xPl2J)

108 Pillage, also yup.
AOC's minions were counting on invulnerability.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2021 10:18 PM (L2ZTs)

109 Physics guy, as long as we are on the face of the Earth at Sea Level.

The Glass is ALWAYS full... it's just half full of air.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 21, 2021 10:18 PM (oHd/0)

110 Poor cow looks embarrassed.

Posted by: yep at November 21, 2021 10:18 PM (JxRAa)

111 Bean bag chairs are still around... they are made by a company called lovesac and cost $700-$1200. Sell them at Costco, they are comfy and nice but no way I'm paying that much for a bean bag chair. There is another company, big joe(?), that sells much cheaper ones but they are crappy.

Posted by: lin-duh, duh, duh!! at November 21, 2021 10:18 PM (UUBmN)

112
Makes sense. I grew up with 4H kids who showed their livestock at the county fair -- there were always a lot of tears when it came time to load Bessie on the truck headed to the IBP plant.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at November 21, 2021 10:15 PM (Agr8U)

I showed a Charolais steer that won second place in his breed. I cried when my dad handed him over to the Stockyards rep. If it had been his momma, I would have helped load her. She was the meanest cow I've ever encountered.

Posted by: Moki at November 21, 2021 10:18 PM (JrN/x)

113

Antoinette Bower

https://tinyurl.com/ma3tedmp

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 21, 2021 10:18 PM (63Dwl)

114 Posted by: CaliGirl at November 21, 2021 10:16 PM (TOXd3)

They've had a spa treatment and it's winter. My uncle's plain old generic red and black cattle look adorable in the winter, albeit nowhere near as adorable as these two beauties.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 21, 2021 10:18 PM (KrMCC)

115 Fluffy cattle?

I'm glad I showed up!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 21, 2021 10:18 PM (VxC1e)

116 Just one question on the blowdried cattle -- why? Who does that to a cow?

4-H kids.

Posted by: Oddbob at November 21, 2021 10:19 PM (nfrXX)

117 Oh, and I officially ate way too much tonight...

Pot Roast... roasted potatoes... carrots...

Could cut the roast with a fork... sometimes cooking for yerself is dangerous, when you can actually cook.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 21, 2021 10:19 PM (oHd/0)

118 Mark, I want to see happen for at least one episode of The Sow, the audience be full of Trump women.

And as soon as Joyless Be-itch-har opens her mouth, everyone yells "shut up bitch!" and then boo continuously for the rest of the hour.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2021 10:19 PM (L2ZTs)

119 Makes sense. I grew up with 4H kids who showed their livestock at the county fair -- there were always a lot of tears when it came time to load Bessie on the truck headed to the IBP plant.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at N

Yeah, I still go to the fair and watch the kids. I'm dying to know what breed that is. It's the cow equivalent of a mangalista hog or a silkie hen.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 21, 2021 10:19 PM (TOXd3)

120 Good evening morons and thanks buck

Dad took me and my buddies to every single one of those movies.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 21, 2021 10:20 PM (EZebt)

121 Posted by: will choose a nic later at November 21, 2021 10:12 PM (bTQ72)

Gee...thanks for the porn links.

Come back in a week.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 21, 2021 10:20 PM (Q9lwr)

122 Just one question on the blowdried cattle -- why? Who does that to a cow?

4-H kids.
Posted by: Oddbob at November 21, 2021 10:19 PM (nfrXX)

Nothing beats a clean fresh heifer.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 21, 2021 10:20 PM (axyOa)

123
It's not over:

Okay, so the man who loaned Kyle the AR-15, Dominick Black, is facing two felony counts:

1) either selling/loaning/giving a "dangerous weapon" to another person...
2) and that "dangerous weapon" was used resulting in death.

*The court already ruled IN KYLE'S CASE that Kyle's (borrowed) AR-15 was not a "dangerous weapon" by law because i)it's a long barrel rifle, and ii) the user/carrier is 16 or 17 years old.

The question is: does the court uphold or reverse its own ruling?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 21, 2021 10:20 PM (QU9hs)

124 Jacqueline Bisset in "The Deep" and Jane Seymour in "Live and Let Die" left no doubt in my little-boy brain that I was very, very straight.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at November 21, 2021 10:20 PM (d9Cw3)

125 Once when I was a little kid I had to use the restroom at a western themed restaurant. One door said steers, the other one said heifers. I had no idea what to do. I just waited until I saw somebody come out.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 21, 2021 10:20 PM (xPl2J)

126 "Whoever controls the volume of money in our country is absolute master of all industry and commerce...when you realize that the entire system is very easily controlled, one way or another, by a few powerful men at the top, you will not have to be told how periods of inflation and depression originate."
..........

Deep State 1881

Posted by: Braenyard's bottom line law review at November 21, 2021 10:21 PM (qYMk7)

127

Moonpod bean bag

https://www.moonpod.co

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 21, 2021 10:21 PM (63Dwl)

128
I have never seen that breed of cattle shown around here. I am amazed at how fluffy they are.

CaliGirl, I think it's just the winter coat, just...floofed. The blowers for drying after baths plus brushing makes the hair look like that. They both look like Hereford crosses, although I have no idea what they crossed with - simmental or limousin maybe.

Posted by: Moki at November 21, 2021 10:21 PM (JrN/x)

129 My wife does a really nice pot roast. She sensibly cuts me off because there's more than one meal in that pot. But I'd just keep eating till it was gone and I was huddled up on the floor crying about how overfed I was if left to my own devices.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - a patriot at November 21, 2021 10:21 PM (QU5/8)

130 Daylight is better then Poseidon Adventure.

Fight me on it.

Posted by: redchief at November 21, 2021 10:22 PM (Kab4E)

131 I have 4 FFA chickens in my backyard. Totally against the HOA rules but we'll see how long we can get by without being caught. It's my daughters laying project.

Posted by: lin-duh, duh, duh!! at November 21, 2021 10:22 PM (UUBmN)

132 I was very, very straight.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at November 21, 2021 10:20 PM (d9Cw3)

Bisset was not just sexy...she was spectacularly beautiful.

And only straight men know what I mean.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 21, 2021 10:22 PM (Q9lwr)

133 Unnamed person of interest in custody in Wisconsin. "No known nexus to terrorism at this time".
Posted by: occam's brassiere at November 21, 2021 10:09 PM (V8JPv)

Nothing to see here, comrade, best to MOVE along!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 21, 2021 10:22 PM (hOUT3)

134 Modern bean bags are all way too light though. Older models were way more hefty, and landed with a bigger thump when abusing younger siblings.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 21, 2021 10:22 PM (+WWsf)

135
They've had a spa treatment and it's winter. My uncle's plain old generic red and black cattle look adorable in the winter, albeit nowhere near as adorable as these two beauties.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor a

I'm going to pay closer attention this winter. If there were fluffy cows I'd be out there trying to pet them.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 21, 2021 10:23 PM (TOXd3)

136 Dinner tonight was take-out: shrimp hibachi with a California roll while I watched Godzilla vs the Astro-Monster.

Oishi nyah.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2021 10:23 PM (24If6)

137 AOC's minions were counting on invulnerability.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2021 10:18 PM

And the cops (and DAs) in MULTIPLE jurisdictions were doing nothing to pierce that aura on invulnerability.

Instead, it took a 17-year-old kid! I sure hope he safely makes the journey from where he is now, to a happy and fulfilled adult.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 21, 2021 10:23 PM (tkyK5)

138 Hey CaliGirl! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2021 10:23 PM (L2ZTs)

139 left no doubt in my little-boy brain that I was very, very straight.
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton

Annette Funicello.

Posted by: Some Rat at November 21, 2021 10:23 PM (r1z5A)

140 I don't recall Tulsi Gabbard supporting Kyle before the verdict. Did she? I dunno.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 21, 2021 10:12 PM

WATCH: Tulsi Gabbard slams 'Antifa-loving politicians' for labeling Rittenhouse a 'white supremacist terrorist'

Tulsi Gabbard, former US Representative and presidential nominee, slammed the main stream media and democratic politicians for labeling Kyle Rittenhouse, who is currently on trial, a "white supremacist terrorist."

The Post Millennial: https://bit.ly/3nCcwaT

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 21, 2021 10:24 PM (Do5/p)

141 They have dozens of varieties of apples at the farmer's market at Portland State University.

Even apples with red flesh.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 21, 2021 10:24 PM (EZebt)

142 But I'd just keep eating till it was gone and I was huddled up on the floor crying about how overfed I was if left to my own devices.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - a patriot at November 21, 2021 10:21 PM (QU5/

About 10 years ago I roasted a duck, and for whatever reason I could not stop eating the duck fat on the bottom of the pan...soaked up with a fresh baguette.

Needless to say, I paid for my lack of control.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 21, 2021 10:24 PM (Q9lwr)

143 Gee...thanks for the porn links.
Come back in a week.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 21, 2021 10:20 PM (Q9lwr)

What time?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 21, 2021 10:24 PM (hOUT3)

144 Yeah, I still go to the fair and watch the kids. I'm dying to know what breed that is. It's the cow equivalent of a mangalista hog or a silkie hen.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 21, 2021 10:19 PM (TOXd3)

An image search says the top cow in that shot of two is named "Texas Tornado". A breed isn't given but the cow is associated with SEKGenetics.com.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 21, 2021 10:24 PM (ZSK0i)

145 As I recall, Airport was actually a good movie (Moviegique might need to weigh in on this) ...

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What the hell is TJM, flopped Prometheus?

/

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at November 21, 2021 10:24 PM (H5elZ)

146 Posted by: CaliGirl at November 21, 2021 10:23 PM (TOXd3)

You might not get cold enough for truly epic fluff, but they should get a little bit fuzzier, at least, because some of it is triggered by shorter daylight hours, I think.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 21, 2021 10:24 PM (KrMCC)

147 131 I have 4 FFA chickens in my backyard. Totally against the HOA rules but we'll see how long we can get by without being caught. It's my daughters laying project.
Posted by: lin-duh, duh, duh!! at November 21, 2021 10:22 PM (UUBmN)

Very cool!

I hope your HOA is too afraid of the 'vid to leave the confines of the offices to check on stuff!

Posted by: Moki at November 21, 2021 10:25 PM (JrN/x)

148 The Waukesha attack was not only brutal, but fully inside the OODA loop of everyone present at the time. If anything, this attack was less to have been anticipated, than the 9/11 hijackings, which had been wargamed as "what if" scenarios for years.

Parades are going to now have to be both led and closely followed by an advance and rear-guard of side by side heavy trucks, as well as all side streets similarly blocked. And hell, I'd put out spike strips on the side streets, a full block away from the parade route intersections.

Finally, this. The crowd would've been well entitled to rip the occupants out of that red SUV, and not only beat them to death there and then, but to follow up with tearing them limb from limb, gutted like fish, and hoist the severed heads high for all to see. Spontaneous Justice would've been merited here, even more than in Kyle's travails.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 21, 2021 10:25 PM (QzJWU)

149 If there's an upright bass in the band...

Shocking - there was a French horn solo during last night's Rolling Stone's concert.

Posted by: LASue at November 21, 2021 10:25 PM (Ed8Zd)

150 131 I have 4 FFA chickens in my backyard. Totally against the HOA rules but we'll see how long we can get by without being caught. It's my daughters laying project.
Posted by: lin-duh, duh, duh!! at November 21, 2021 10:22 PM (UUBmN)

Best of luck to you and the spawn! Having met both of you, I would not want to be the HOA rep who comes to confront either of y'all about the chickens.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at November 21, 2021 10:26 PM (Agr8U)

151 Those cows were pampered and primped from the time they were born. At least the heifer gets to live. The steer will probably be auctioned off to a local meat company, with the proceeds going to a college fund for the kid who showed him.
Posted by: Moki at November 21, 2021 10:12 PM (JrN/x)

At the American Royal, the prize steer can bring north of $30,000.

Posted by: MkY at November 21, 2021 10:26 PM (Foq6I)

152 Earthquake and The Towering Inferno. Shake and Bake. That was the joke back then. I remember seeing them both in the theater.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 21, 2021 10:26 PM (nxdel)

153 No room for MST3K Worthy "Avalanche" ?

It might not be as popular as those other disaster movies, but that's only due to it being awful.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 21, 2021 10:26 PM (8AONa)

154 117 Oh, and I officially ate way too much tonight...

Pot Roast... roasted potatoes... carrots...

Could cut the roast with a fork... sometimes cooking for yerself is dangerous, when you can actually cook.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 21, 2021 10:19 PM (oHd/0)

Brookshire's had ribeyes for 6.99 for family pack.

I had a ribeye. And I weep that a $6 steak at home can taste so much better then a 26$ steak out.

Posted by: redchief at November 21, 2021 10:26 PM (Kab4E)

155 I am thinking if he refers to her as a yellow rose it wouldn't be a slur. Until the last few years, I always thought of the yellow rose as a white woman, mainly because I had only dated white women. Well, the women that would date me were white anyway.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 21, 2021 10:26 PM (r5BVk)

156 God help you if your beanbag chair got a rip in it. Little pellets everywhere.

How about waterbeds? Crazy. The heavy weight of it, the possibility of leaks, and imagine being drunk on one with all the movement when the room is already spinning. Do they even sell them any more?

Posted by: JuJuBee at November 21, 2021 10:27 PM (mNhhD)

157 "No known nexus to terrorism at this time".

PJ Media has the police chief saying: "It is unknown if the incident has any nexus to terrorism."

Bit different - the police chief is saying that the investigation is just starting.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 21, 2021 10:27 PM (I2/tG)

158 Heavy.com has eye witness accounts that one of the peeps in Wisconsin is an African American male with dreads. Possibly three people in the truck.

Posted by: Jdw at November 21, 2021 10:27 PM (AuUlq)

159 Posted by: Jim at November 21, 2021 10:25 PM (QzJWU)

Jim, sadly, I am no longer sure that that is who "we" (at the national level) are!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 21, 2021 10:27 PM (hOUT3)

160 Jim SND.. completely agree.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 21, 2021 10:27 PM (nxdel)

161 Kyle is suffering from the Stockholm syndrome . He needs help.

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2021 10:27 PM (V13WU)

162 peeps = perps

Posted by: Jdw at November 21, 2021 10:28 PM (AuUlq)

163 I said on twitter:
There's only one National Review person, and he constantly changes his name and his sports jacket.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 21, 2021 10:28 PM (ybIRR)

164 Posted by: Jim at November 21, 2021 10:25 PM (QzJWU)

As we found out in Beirut in 83... even an armed guard can't stop a vehicle in time... only barriers will.

So unless you use barriers to cordon off the parade route?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 21, 2021 10:28 PM (oHd/0)

165 143 Gee...thanks for the porn links.
Come back in a week.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 21, 2021 10:20 PM (Q9lwr)

What time?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 21, 2021 10:24 PM (hOUT3)

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LOL.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at November 21, 2021 10:28 PM (H5elZ)

166 They have dozens of varieties of apples at the farmer's market at Portland State University.

Even apples with red flesh.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Was told to send an apple the locals couldn't type to PSU, it was also suggested to include leaves from the tree.

Posted by: Some Rat at November 21, 2021 10:28 PM (r1z5A)

167 Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2021 10:28 PM (qAR6u)

168 Late to the ONT. Those cows look out of place back home and outside. I usually only see them at a stock show.

Posted by: PaleRider, Sunday beckons at November 21, 2021 10:29 PM (3cGpq)

169
At the American Royal, the prize steer can bring north of $30,000.
Posted by: MkY at November 21, 2021 10:26 PM (Foq6I)

Holy Cow!

Posted by: Moki at November 21, 2021 10:29 PM (JrN/x)

170 Why would you send an apple to Portland? The thugs will just burn it down.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2021 10:29 PM (L2ZTs)

171 Hey qdpsteve!

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 21, 2021 10:29 PM (TOXd3)

172 I have 4 FFA chickens in my backyard. Totally against the HOA rules but we'll see how long we can get by without being caught. It's my daughters laying project.
Posted by: lin-duh, duh, duh!! at November 21, 2021 10:22 PM (UUBmN)

a) have you heard of boiling the mash so the hens get more nutrition out of it, and
b) have your kids read The Egg and I?

Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2021 10:29 PM (P9T5R)

173 139 left no doubt in my little-boy brain that I was very, very straight.
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton

Annette Funicello.

------------

Annette Funicello was a semi regular customer of mine when I was waiting tables during college in Encino, CA.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 21, 2021 10:29 PM (VxC1e)

174 I hope your HOA is too afraid of the 'vid to leave the confines of the offices to check on stuff!
Posted by: Moki
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It would be more a neighbor complaining. I have one neighbor who doesn't care. She knows they are only here until school is out in May. I just hope they are all hens like they are supposed to be. If we have a cockerel or two, I have no idea what to do with them...but they will have to go.

Posted by: lin-duh, duh, duh!! at November 21, 2021 10:30 PM (UUBmN)

175 she's Italian!

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 21, 2021 10:30 PM (sJHOI)

176 I think I need a squeeze chute/blow dryer device.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 21, 2021 10:30 PM (TOXd3)

177 Holy Cow!

You're thinking of India.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 21, 2021 10:31 PM (SchxB)

178 So apparently Kyle R said he likes BLM. First of all, I'm not going to crap all over the kid given what he's just gone through; he got caught in a shitty situation, handled it remarkably well, and is now trying to make sense of what happens next. That having been said, one way of looking at this is that when you take away the terroristic bullshit of their day-to-day operations you're left with a general message that the justice system is totally busted. And Kyle was just on the receiving end of the said busted system. Think of it like The Troubles in Ireland, and how some of the people on the periphery of the IRA were just random guys who'd been harassed by overzealous government paramilitary types once too often.

The bigger issue here is that BLM *is* acting very much like an IRA style terrorist group, and just like American Catholics were wont to fling money at them because blah blah blah religious war, a lot of suburban types are financing this bullshit because they're one-line NPCs.

Posted by: CppThis at November 21, 2021 10:31 PM (UewuT)

179 @164: "So unless you use barriers to cordon off the parade route?"

Not necessary. Everyone was worried about mass shopping mall shootings in the months and years after 9/11. It's not like we had to strictly reinforce security measures throughout the country. Same goes for parades here. The big ones are already protected with surrounding streets closed. Small town parade life isn't gonna be turned upside down unless there's a sudden rash of attacks like this one; assuming, of course, this was a deliberate attack, and not some other kinda clusterfuck.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 21, 2021 10:31 PM (+WWsf)

180 Remember Frank Barone on Everybody Loves Raymond?

"Holy crap!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2021 10:32 PM (L2ZTs)

181 They have dozens of varieties of apples at the farmer's market at Portland State University.
Even apples with red flesh.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 21, 2021 10:24 PM (EZebt)

There is a USDA orchard for pears and apples associated with OSU in Corvallis, I want to get some root stock in the ground and go beg for cuttings.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2021 10:32 PM (P9T5R)

182

SCTV Towering Inferno

https://youtu.be/bhKy5UqsL0Y

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 21, 2021 10:32 PM (63Dwl)

183 I have no interest in following this crime story.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 21, 2021 10:33 PM (ybIRR)

184 Sometimes there is nothing better than kicking back with a good cigar, a good whiskey, some NGDB bluegrass and the dog laying at your feet.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 21, 2021 10:33 PM (axyOa)

185 So unless you use barriers to cordon off the parade route?
Posted by: Romeo13

I believe in the previous thread, Bofors were suggested.

Posted by: Some Rat at November 21, 2021 10:33 PM (r1z5A)

186 I have no idea what to do with them...but they will have to go.
Posted by: lin-duh, duh, duh!! at November 21, 2021 10:30 PM (UUBmN)

Roast capon?

I was about to write something regarding determining girl and boy baby chickens, and then decided "hmmm, maybe not." I do hope that they are all female. The other option is a truly difficult choice, especially for a kid.

Posted by: Moki at November 21, 2021 10:33 PM (JrN/x)

187 Blanco, back in my senior year of high school (1983-84) I was in a Media Occupations class. We had a full TV studio setup.

One of my fellow students wanted to do an instant coffee-style ad for... mud. He'd show actors (other students) drinking it, they'd ask what it is, he would say "Mud!" and then us students would riff for a bit.

My riff was "really? It tastes like that sacred cow's milk I had on my trip to India last year. Kind of fruity, kind of mellow..." Then the host made a 'cut him off' motion to the camera.

Even then I had a rep for being long-winded...

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2021 10:34 PM (L2ZTs)

188 Funny LoveSac story. When the kids were much younger, we got one and our kids and their cousins were goofing around at a family gathering. One of the boys catches an elbow to the face (accidentally) and pops up to go complain to his uncle. Uncle asked what happened. "Billy hit me in the LoveSac." Uncle proceeds to go lecture Billy about how dangerous it is to hit someone in the love sack and that it can lead to long term consequences...

Still brings tears to my eyes...

Posted by: Fritz (not Fritz) at November 21, 2021 10:35 PM (IIOyJ)

189 Sometimes there is nothing better than kicking back with a good cigar, a good whiskey, some NGDB bluegrass and the dog laying at your feet.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 21, 2021 10:33 PM (axyOa)

I agree, but you have the order of details in reverse order!

Posted by: Conor at November 21, 2021 10:35 PM (hOUT3)

190 a) have you heard of boiling the mash so the hens get more nutrition out of it, and
b) have your kids read The Egg and I?
Posted by: Kindltot
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What mash? They eat organic pellets and vegetable scraps. They love eating grass, I did not know that about chickens. They don't like raspberries or cauliflower or green beans. I have some almond meal from making almond milk I'm going to try tomorrow. They like tomatoes and ripe persimmons.

Posted by: lin-duh, duh, duh!! at November 21, 2021 10:36 PM (UUBmN)

191 Did they catch the perp, the one that killed plowed into a crowd and killed people in Waukesha ? Any news about who it is ?

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2021 10:36 PM (V13WU)

192 Dean Ing in his book Soft Targets had terrorists take out a parade in Colorado. Book was first published in 1979.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2021 10:36 PM (24If6)

193

Local NPR station is playing Charlie Brown's Thanksgiving special!

INCONCEIVABLE!

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at November 21, 2021 10:37 PM (Ur8II)

194 I have no idea what to do with them...but they will have to go.
Posted by: lin-duh, duh, duh!!

At the first attempt at a "cockle doodle doo" make them into dinner.

Posted by: Some Rat at November 21, 2021 10:37 PM (r1z5A)

195 @178: "... a lot of suburban types are financing this bullshit because they're one-line NPCs."

BLM's post George Floyd honeymoon is over. Their high water mark in polling was mid-50s approval, but they're now slightly underwater in the low-40s with a solid ten percent pretending they don't have an opinion which seems like refusal to answer thus avoid racism accusations. I'd guess their fundraising going forward will be hardcore DNC junkies that donate to every other PAC under the rainbow flag. Not so many wine mom white guilt donations any more.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 21, 2021 10:37 PM (+WWsf)

196 176 I think I need a squeeze chute/blow dryer device.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 21, 2021 10:30 PM (TOXd3)

Those two pics are awfully cute. Plus, since the cows have been handled, they are probably pretty sweet. My dad had a bull that would put his head in your lap if you sat down in the field, because he liked his head scratched. He'd fall asleep and you would be trapped for a while. But it was worth it.

Posted by: Moki at November 21, 2021 10:37 PM (JrN/x)

197 It would be more a neighbor complaining. I have one neighbor who doesn't care. She knows they are only here until school is out in May. I just hope they are all hens like they are supposed to be. If we have a cockerel or two, I have no idea what to do with them...but they will have to go.
Posted by: lin-duh, duh, duh!! at November 21, 2021 10:30 PM (UUBmN)

capons? There is a surgery for that

Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2021 10:37 PM (P9T5R)

198 There are men and women who make the world better just by being the kind of people they are. They have the gift of kindness or courage or loyalty or integrity. It really matters very little whether they are behind the wheel of a truck or running a business or bringing up a family. The teach the truth by living it.

Trucks Garfield died in 1881. Might want to check your quotes!

Posted by: lkreinitz at November 21, 2021 10:37 PM (ZFhHe)

199
Guess what.

The cockamamie and very fake "no labels" and "coffee party" and "third way" are back again!

Same phony shitbags, different name.

For their fourth iteration of a fake "centrist" political movement, they have chosen the name Principles First.

Principles First will have their first convention in February 2022, to compete with CPAC. In addition to fake "veteran" and real queer Adam Clownzinger and Mona Charen, Georgia's stooge for Soros, the fake Republican Brad Raffsenberger will be there to speak.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 21, 2021 10:38 PM (QU9hs)

200 Even then I had a rep for being long-winded...

You? No way!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 21, 2021 10:38 PM (SchxB)

201 My pimp, a radio station is playing a TV special? :-)

Reminds me of the days of stereo simulcasts on the radio for TV shows.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2021 10:38 PM (L2ZTs)

202 ..So unless you use barriers to cordon off the parade route? Posted by: Romeo13 at November 21, 2021 10:28 PM (oHd/0)

Heavy, ten-wheeled (not semi-trailer) dump trucks, loaded with sand. Fine barriers they make, and they're far more temporary and portable than flatbed-delivered "Jersey Barriers", at the intersections. Plus, three or four or five wide leading the parade and following as a rear guard.

You can make the parade vehicle-impregnable, all along the parade route. Marshalling and dispersal areas are separate problems though.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 21, 2021 10:40 PM (QzJWU)

203 Just saw an ad.
Looks like Annie will be a Negro this year.

Posted by: Just saying at November 21, 2021 10:40 PM (jYQlA)

204 158 Heavy.com has eye witness accounts that one of the peeps in Wisconsin is an African American male with dreads. Possibly three people in the truck.

makes me wonder because of 3 ppl in truck if they were fleeing another crime scene and were kinda unaware of the parade until they were in it. the one caught will most likely turn in his partners. this is the first vehicle attack with more than one person in it iirc

Posted by: jimmytheclaw at November 21, 2021 10:40 PM (HVL8m)

205
Posted by: lin-duh, duh, duh!! at November 21, 2021 10:36 PM (UUBmN)

If I told my wife you were feeding the persimmons to the chickens she would ask you to send them here.
We have a persimmon tree and she only got 7 persimmons on it this year.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2021 10:41 PM (P9T5R)

206 I'd completely forgotten about the No Labels scam. It was basically Mark McKinnon's sole reason for being on Morning Joe for years. Up until he finally jumped on The Circus bandwagon with well-known problem solving centrist journalists like Halperin and Heilemann.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 21, 2021 10:41 PM (+WWsf)

207 You can make the parade vehicle-impregnable, all along the parade route. Marshalling and dispersal areas are separate problems though.

Jim

Or take the same number of men with heavy long guns, put half high, and half along the route, and dare someone to be stupid.

Posted by: MkY at November 21, 2021 10:41 PM (Foq6I)

208 Morgan's Point is just a neighborhood away from where I grew up (La Porte) - best friend lived there! Every year, there was a school field trip to visit the San Jacinto Monument and the Battleship Texas.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at November 21, 2021 10:42 PM (SRRAx)

209 I'm not sure I'm up to killing and dressing a chicken.... I'm not sure where to start. Plus, my daughter would probably be traumatized since she hand raised them in the bathroom for the first 2 months.

Posted by: lin-duh, duh, duh!! at November 21, 2021 10:42 PM (UUBmN)

210 Just saw an ad.
Looks like Annie will be a Negro this year.
Posted by: Just saying

Daddy Warbucks looks white...might be fun for the lutz.

Posted by: Some Rat at November 21, 2021 10:42 PM (r1z5A)

211 Great ONT Buck!

Posted by: SuperMayorSuperRonNirenberg-Buffer Than Beto But I Will Still Kiss Beto-Ass at November 21, 2021 10:43 PM (/Hc9U)

212 Sometimes there is nothing better than kicking back with a good cigar, a good whiskey, some NGDB bluegrass and the dog laying at your feet.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 21, 2021 10:33 PM (axyOa)

I agree, but you have the order of details in reverse order!
Posted by: Conor at November 21, 2021 10:35 PM (hOUT3)

Possibly.
When I head for the humidor, my pooch heads for the whiskey tray, just to ensure I don't forget him when I go outside.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 21, 2021 10:43 PM (axyOa)

213 I'm not sure I'm up to killing and dressing a chicken....

Pro tip... dip them in 110 degree water and pluck. Dress after.

Posted by: MkY at November 21, 2021 10:43 PM (Foq6I)

214 makes me wonder because of 3 ppl in truck if they were fleeing another crime scene and were kinda unaware of the parade until they were in it. the one caught will most likely turn in his partners. this is the first vehicle attack with more than one person in it iirc

There's pictures of the SUV on the net now. It was driven to a house and then backed into the driveway. That's callous.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 21, 2021 10:43 PM (SchxB)

215 The Waukesha attack was not only brutal, but fully inside the OODA loop of everyone present at the time. If anything, this attack was less to have been anticipated, than the 9/11 hijackings, which had been wargamed as "what if" scenarios for years.

Parades are going to now have to be both led and closely followed by an advance and rear-guard of side by side heavy trucks, as well as all side streets similarly blocked. And hell, I'd put out spike strips on the side streets, a full block away from the parade route intersections.

Finally, this. The crowd would've been well entitled to rip the occupants out of that red SUV, and not only beat them to death there and then, but to follow up with tearing them limb from limb, gutted like fish, and hoist the severed heads high for all to see. Spontaneous Justice would've been merited here, even more than in Kyle's travail

there is no evidence it was more than so
me stned fucktards

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 21, 2021 10:43 PM (K3ZCc)

216 cauliflower or green beans. I have some almond meal from making almond milk I'm going to try tomorrow. They like tomatoes and ripe persimmons.
Posted by: lin-duh, duh, duh!! at Nov

Mine love meat too. They go after mice like crazy.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 21, 2021 10:44 PM (TOXd3)

217 I'm not sure I'm up to killing and dressing a chicken.... I'm not sure where to start. Plus, my daughter would probably be traumatized since she hand raised them in the bathroom for the first 2 months.
Posted by: lin-duh, duh, duh!!

Yeah, that puts a bit of a damper on the whole thing...Got coyotes?

Posted by: Some Rat at November 21, 2021 10:44 PM (r1z5A)

218 I'm not sure I'm up to killing and dressing a chicken....

kind of serial killrish

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 21, 2021 10:45 PM (K3ZCc)

219 Capons for the win!
(Im not the first, I know)

Posted by: MkY at November 21, 2021 10:45 PM (Foq6I)

220 I'm not sure I'm up to killing and dressing a chicken.

==

very easy. use a sharp axe.

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2021 10:45 PM (V13WU)

221 Description of Kenosha attacker on police scanner, frame from video, and accidental hot-mic third-hand local news description, all in this Twitter thread:

https://tinyurl.com/hzwamsjp

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 21, 2021 10:45 PM (OssQ4)

222 If I told my wife you were feeding the persimmons to the chickens she would ask you to send them here.
We have a persimmon tree and she only got 7 persimmons on it this year.
Posted by: Kindltot
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I have so many I can't give them away. They are almost at peak ripeness before they get soft. They are non-astringent so are very good when crisp.

Posted by: lin-duh, duh, duh!! at November 21, 2021 10:45 PM (UUBmN)

223 @218; "kind of serial killrish"

Gotta start somewhere. Better than household cats and dogs, I guess.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 21, 2021 10:45 PM (+WWsf)

224 Got thunder happening outside while Godzilla screams on the TV.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2021 10:45 PM (24If6)

225 The perpetrator of the Christmas Parade SUV Murders is said to be Darrell E. Brooks Jr, a black man. He just bailed out of jail on a domestic violence charge (among many charges) for $1000:

https://tinyurl.com/Alleged-Shitbag

Posted by: Sharkman at November 21, 2021 10:46 PM (M8yB3)

226 I don't think Darrel there was turning his life around.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2021 10:47 PM (24If6)

227 Just saw an ad.
Looks like Annie will be a Negro this year.
Posted by: Just saying at November 21, 2021 10:40 PM (jYQlA)

Saw the same ad.
I'm ok with this. Annie is the kind of musical that if done well, is race immaterial.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 21, 2021 10:47 PM (axyOa)

228 Now if it was Trannie Annie

Then there might be a few issues

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2021 10:48 PM (24If6)

229 Looks like Annie will be a Negro this year.
Posted by: Just saying
___

So what.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 21, 2021 10:48 PM (tUVd3)

230
Stephen Hayes and Johan Goldberg flounce from Fox News, Bret Baier hardest hit

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 21, 2021 10:48 PM (QU9hs)

231 Hoyt Axton and John Hartford have a superb version of the the Yellow Rose. I think it the best ever. Brings tears to my eyes every time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoPQqPJ7fbQ&t=4s

Posted by: Fred Z at November 21, 2021 10:48 PM (WrFy8)

232 I'd argue that snakes on a plane was a disaster movie.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 21, 2021 10:49 PM (l6b3d)

233 Buck, thank you for a great ONT! Good night all, have a great Thanksgiving week!

Posted by: Moki at November 21, 2021 10:49 PM (JrN/x)

234 I think its Harry Connick Jr as Daddy Warbucks

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2021 10:49 PM (24If6)

235 Hub and I are seriously considering moving back to south Georgia.

Missouri is a non-starter at this point.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 21, 2021 10:50 PM (tUVd3)

236 Check Tucker's Twitter.
He's already trolling Jonah.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2021 10:50 PM (L2ZTs)

237 Lin-duh. Try giving the chickens zucchini. Mine love them. They also like lettuce. Feed mine crumbled feed, non organic.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 21, 2021 10:50 PM (2NHgQ)

238 Just read where Reese Witherspoon is bitching about the verdict.
So. Another Hollywood twit kissing up to Marxist producers in search of that next high paying movie role.
Fu*k off bitch.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 21, 2021 10:51 PM (axyOa)

239 there is no evidence it was more than so
me stned fucktards

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 21, 2021 10:43 PM (K3ZCc)

So glad we got away from that antiquated concept that actions have consequences!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 21, 2021 10:51 PM (hOUT3)

240 Hub and I are seriously considering moving back to south Georgia.

Missouri is a non-starter at this point.
Posted by: S

I never knew you guys were siblings

SIGH /

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 21, 2021 10:51 PM (K3ZCc)

241 If I told my wife you were feeding the persimmons to the chickens she would ask you to send them here.
We have a persimmon tree and she only got 7 persimmons on it this year.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2021 10:41 PM (P9T5R)

Neighbor brought over a sack of persimmons last weekend. Their tree had a bumper crop again this year despite the squirrels.

Posted by: Beartooth at November 21, 2021 10:52 PM (KTaZ8)

242 We have a persimmon tree and she only got 7 persimmons on it this year.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2021 10:41 PM

Persimmons are prone to biennial bearing. You can mitigate it to some degree with some extra labor in the good years.

Extension service -- In some years, trees will crop heavily resulting in a light crop the following year. This is called biennial bearing and is common in many fruit and nut crops. To reduce the problem, thin the fruit to 6 inches apart on oriental persimmons within a month after bloom in a year when the crop is heavy.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 21, 2021 10:52 PM (tkyK5)

243 *stares at c5*

Glad you find that so amusing.

*wanders away*

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 21, 2021 10:52 PM (tUVd3)

244 So what happened in Kenosha that everyone's talking about?

Posted by: banana Dream at November 21, 2021 10:52 PM (l6b3d)

245 Oh, I watched the first episode of the Wheel of Time... it bears little resemblance to the book aside from some the characters names... that is all. I hope it flops!

Posted by: lin-duh, duh, duh!! at November 21, 2021 10:52 PM (UUBmN)

246
He just bailed out of jail on a domestic violence charge (among many charges) for $1000:

==

is he from Chicago ?

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2021 10:53 PM (V13WU)

247 I would still like an autographed copy of my 1991 edition of "The Six Habits of Highly Successful 5 Minute Throckmanagers"

Posted by: Throck Miklosmorton (not a salt heir, alas) at November 21, 2021 10:53 PM (QzkSJ)

248 So glad we got away from that antiquated concept that actions have consequences!
Posted by: Commissar H

what has that got to do with what I said

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 21, 2021 10:54 PM (K3ZCc)

249 So what happened in Kenosha that everyone's talking about?
Posted by: banana Dream at November 21, 2021 10:52 PM (l6b3d)

Kenosha or Waukesha ?

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2021 10:54 PM (V13WU)

250 He just bailed out of jail on a domestic violence charge (among many charges) for $1000:

You don't have to pay the whole K

Posted by: Miklos, probably taking something to Carleen who is in for 14 more days at November 21, 2021 10:55 PM (QzkSJ)

251 Oops. Should have added that he bailed out on 11/11/2021. Another piece of shit who should have been behind bars instead of free.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 21, 2021 10:55 PM (M8yB3)

252 I had some wood I needed cut up in the yard and I had an Arborvitae cypress in the middle of the back yard that I have never liked, so I cut up the logs in the back of the yard and took the saw to the arborvitae, a 15' tall evergreen, and it immediately started sagging towards the house. It didn't go over so with the running saw in one hand I reached up and gave the tree a tug, and it came over on top of me.
I managed to eel out from under it, but it did knock me over as it went past, and I did manage to not fall on the bar of the saw, which would have been nasty, even though the chain was stopped.

Don't do stupid things like me, you will live longer.

"Today I did not learn anything new, I merely learned why what I had learned before was important"

Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2021 10:56 PM (P9T5R)

253 Waukesha was the SUV killing kids in a parade.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2021 10:56 PM (24If6)

254 Extension service -- In some years, trees will crop heavily resulting in a light crop the following year. This is called biennial bearing and is common in many fruit and nut crops. To reduce the problem, thin the fruit to 6 inches apart on oriental persimmons within a month after bloom in a year when the crop is heavy.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
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I have 2 trees. One had larger fruit but a much smaller crop. The other had smaller fruit but a bumper crop. My dog loves persimmons. You should have seen her after her surgery. She had a cone of shame on and was jumping up trying to grab the fruit off the tree. It was pretty funny.

Posted by: lin-duh, duh, duh!! at November 21, 2021 10:56 PM (UUBmN)

255 @ 20, Anna Puma

A Fire in the Sky was a good movie. Great cast too. Taught me never wait on Gov relief if you need rescuing.

Posted by: Rex B at November 21, 2021 10:57 PM (kromb)

256 Kenosha or Waukesha ?
Posted by: runner

You know both my babies!

Posted by: LaQuanda at November 21, 2021 10:57 PM (QzkSJ)

257 Don't do stupid things like me, you will live longer.

No worries, I've got my own set of stupid things I do.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 21, 2021 10:57 PM (SchxB)

258 Waukesha was the SUV killing kids in a parade.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2021 10:56 PM (24If6)

[REDACTED][ REDACTED]

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2021 10:58 PM (V13WU)

259 Attn Miklos: I love to breathe in the salt heir at the beach.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at November 21, 2021 10:58 PM (d9Cw3)

260 Oh, I watched the first episode of the Wheel of Time... it bears little resemblance to the book aside from some the characters names... that is all. I hope it flops!
Posted by: lin-duh, duh, duh!! at November 21, 2021 10:52 PM

I made it about 7 minutes in. It felt woke, so I turned it off.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 21, 2021 10:58 PM (OssQ4)

261 I'd guess it was $1k on $10k for five outstanding charges including two felonies; previous bail jumping and 2nd degree reckless endangerment domestic abuse.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 21, 2021 10:58 PM (+WWsf)

262
Stephen Hayes and Johan Goldberg flounce from Fox News, Bret Baier hardest hit
Posted by: Soothsayer

But Juan Williams remains.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 21, 2021 10:59 PM (63Dwl)

263 Knew a woman named LaQuinta.

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2021 10:59 PM (V13WU)

264 245 Oh, I watched the first episode of the Wheel of Time... it bears little resemblance to the book aside from some the characters names... that is all. I hope it flops!
Posted by: lin-duh, duh, duh!! at November 21, 2021 10:52 PM (UUBmN)

------------------------------

I haven't read the books, and only half-watched the three available episodes (my wife was watching them). It struck me as kind of boring, which I suspect is why they released the first three episodes together, before moving to a weekly release.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 21, 2021 10:59 PM (CAJOC)

265 Those who granted bail to Darrel if he was the killer in the SUV should be put in the same cell as Darrel.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2021 10:59 PM (24If6)

266 She had issues.

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2021 11:00 PM (V13WU)

267
I thought Juan Williams was traded in for Harold Ford?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 21, 2021 11:00 PM (QU9hs)

268 Attn Miklos: I love to breathe in the salt heir at the beach.
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton

Those Morton girls have it all.

Posted by: Some Rat at November 21, 2021 11:00 PM (r1z5A)

269 Today I learned Waukesha is pronounced WAW-ka-shaw. Always thought it was pronounced Waw-KEE-sha.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 21, 2021 11:00 PM (OssQ4)

270 Trump is doing a sit down interview with Mark Levin on Life, Liberty and Levin now. The earlier show was bumped due to the Waukesha tragedy.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 21, 2021 11:00 PM (NpAcC)

271 I'd guess it was $1k on $10k for five outstanding charges including two felonies; previous bail jumping and 2nd degree reckless endangerment domestic abuse.
Posted by: Walter Freeman
----
He sounds nice....just like another modern day martyr

Posted by: lin-duh, duh, duh!! at November 21, 2021 11:00 PM (UUBmN)

272 I thought Juan Williams was traded in for Harold Ford?
Posted by: Soothsayer

Geraldo and a bag of dirt.

Posted by: Some Rat at November 21, 2021 11:00 PM (r1z5A)

273 "100. Tucker Carlson's Jan 6 documentary caused Jonah Goldberg and Stephen Hayes to quit Fox News as contributors."

I am delighted to see that those two political temperance biddies, Jonah Goldberg and Stephen Hayes, in a move that will probably only send shockwaves through their creditors, have quit Fox News in protest over Tucker Carlson's January 6th documentary. Roused from their fainting couches, they were heard to utter the following hard-headed analysis of Carlson's report.

"Piffle!", Goldberg intoned with asperity.

"Pish-tosh!" Hayes elaborated.

Posted by: Paco at November 21, 2021 11:01 PM (njExo)

274 Robert Jordan I swear got paid by the word and the Wheel of Time books are packed to the rafters in verbiage. So the plot plods and plods and eventually you give up.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2021 11:01 PM (24If6)

275 20 Would the TV movie Fire in the Sky about a comet hitting Phoenix count as a disaster movie?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2021 10:00 PM (24If6)

I think that would be the opposite of a disaster! More like a glorious miracle!

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says FU at November 21, 2021 11:01 PM (hlxe7)

276 Re Pot Roast: My grandson asked me to describe the dish. When he was finished he turned to his girlfriend and said "it's camping food". We had him along for lots of 18th century living history encampments We ate very well.

Posted by: Lurking Grandma at November 21, 2021 11:01 PM (sujqA)

277
I thought Juan Williams was traded in for Harold Ford?
Posted by: Soothsayer

He still appears on Bret Baier's show.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 21, 2021 11:01 PM (63Dwl)

278 He just bailed out of jail on a domestic violence charge (among many charges) for $1000:

==

is he from Chicago ?

Can't be. That would mean he had to cross state lines, and no one does that.

Posted by: Leftist twitter, which is to say, twitter at November 21, 2021 11:02 PM (kOpft)

279 >>> Hub and I are seriously considering moving back to south Georgia.

Missouri is a non-starter at this point.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 21, 2021 10:50 PM (tUVd3)

I'd like to suggest Savannah but I can't. Prices on property are going up and up, utilities are going up, rent is higher than it should be and all that is coupled with terribly high crime for a small city, horrible schools and SCAD, the local overpriced art university is sucking away the tax base. Its a poorly managed city that has hard times ahead. I'm probably moving across the border into SC or north of the airport

Posted by: banana Dream at November 21, 2021 11:02 PM (l6b3d)

280 Attn Miklos: I love to breathe in the salt heir at the beach.
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton

You should join me, Darleen, Marleen and Charleen sometime at our classy, luxurious seaside estate sometime. It's a double-wide (like Darleen) so we got room.

We are almost out of likker right now, but we will fix that on Monday.

Posted by: Greetings from Mar-a-Miklos at November 21, 2021 11:02 PM (QzkSJ)

281 BLM soldier is Darrell E Brooks.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 21, 2021 11:02 PM (jtzM6)

282 125 Once when I was a little kid I had to use the restroom at a western themed restaurant. One door said steers, the other one said heifers. I had no idea what to do. I just waited until I saw somebody come out.
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 21, 2021 10:20 PM (xPl2J)

I did the same thing when I accompanied my Mom to the library at our local junior college.

Saw someone with long, flowing blond hair go into one of the bathrooms, so when I needed to go, I went to that one. There were these funny-looking open toilets in there that I had never seen before - I just figured that when girls got older and went to college, they had different facilities.

It wasn't until I went to leave and saw a girl combing her mustache in front of the mirror that I realized I might be in the wrong bathroom....

So glad that no one was taking a leak when I was in there; Mom and Dad would have had an interesting dinner conversation that night!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at November 21, 2021 11:03 PM (SRRAx)

283 Would the TV movie Fire in the Sky about a comet hitting Phoenix count as a disaster movie?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2021 10:00 PM (24If6)

I think that would be the opposite of a disaster! More like a glorious miracle!

Everyone would welcome the expanding fireball and the cooler temperatures it contained.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 21, 2021 11:03 PM (SchxB)

284 Knew a woman named LaQuinta.

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2021 10:59 PM

Isn't that a chain of hotels? LaQuinta Inn or some such?

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 21, 2021 11:03 PM (Do5/p)

285 Williams was only booted from The Five. I don't think Watters and Gutfeld would work with him any more. I've seen him bloviate and lie on other segments though.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 21, 2021 11:03 PM (OssQ4)

286 I'd guess it was $1k on $10k for five outstanding charges including two felonies; previous bail jumping and 2nd degree reckless endangerment domestic abuse.

I predict much shopping, without actually paying, to be done soon in his honor.

Posted by: Drift Back in Time at November 21, 2021 11:03 PM (E4NQ0)

287 *noms on lemon cake*

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2021 11:03 PM (24If6)

288 There is a player on the Univ of Arkansas football team named Bumper Pool.

Posted by: SuperMayorSuperRonNirenberg-Buffer Than Beto But I Will Still Kiss Beto-Ass at November 21, 2021 11:03 PM (/Hc9U)

289 Tweets about Darrell Shitbag 'unrolled' as a normal webpage...

https://tinyurl.com/ezn3nx3m

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 21, 2021 11:05 PM (UHVv4)

290
Today I learned Waukesha is pronounced WAW-ka-shaw.

I served on a minesweeper powered by Waukesha engines and attended a special school on them. That's the way it was always pronounced. I heard some news guy on the radio today say waw-KEE-sha.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 21, 2021 11:05 PM (63Dwl)

291 *noms on lemon cake*

*squints at you enviously*

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 21, 2021 11:05 PM (SchxB)

292 Clyde, yup.
Sort of an upscale Motel 6.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2021 11:05 PM (L2ZTs)

293 Knew a woman named LaQuinta.
Posted by: runner

My favorite was a young lady named "Echelle".

Which means "ladder".

Posted by: Miklos de la Nouvelle Orleans at November 21, 2021 11:05 PM (QzkSJ)

294 I'd like to suggest Savannah but I can't.
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My hub's family lives in south GA, and though he has kin in Savannah he has no desire to living near. He has little fondness for Savannah or Atlanta, for obvious reasons.

His mom and dad are getting up there in age, and I think they need us there more than the younger daughter and g-babies.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 21, 2021 11:05 PM (tUVd3)

295 So Christmas shopping season, aka looting/smash and grabs, has started already ??

Posted by: lin-duh, duh, duh!! at November 21, 2021 11:05 PM (UUBmN)

296 Robert Jordan I swear got paid by the word and the Wheel of Time books are packed to the rafters in verbiage. So the plot plods and plods and eventually you give up.

I figured out how to make it better.

D&D campaign over six years with Star Wars cross overs. Two campaigns, actually, the first based on 2nd edition with house rules similar to what eventually was released as 3rd edition, but I badly broke on of my mages as a result, so in the second, he turned out to be the Dragon Reborn after all. OP cross between Yoda and Rocky the Flying Squirrel.

Posted by: Methos at November 21, 2021 11:06 PM (kOpft)

297 *noms on lemon cake*

*squints at you enviously*
Posted by: Blanco Basura

"enviosquint"

Posted by: the Oxford Miklos English Dictionary at November 21, 2021 11:06 PM (QzkSJ)

298 Plus, we're getting tired of the winters here in the midwest.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 21, 2021 11:06 PM (tUVd3)

299 Today I learned Waukesha is pronounced WAW-ka-shaw. Always thought it was pronounced Waw-KEE-sha.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 21, 2021 11:00 PM

Huh, I was reading it the same way. Knowing the correct pronunciation now, it reminds me of the town of Wabasha, Minnesota, (WAW-bih-shaw) from the movie Grumpy Old Men.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 21, 2021 11:07 PM (Do5/p)

300 You can dry persimmons, either with a fruit dryer or the traditional Korean way of hanging them from strings under the eaves. That way require that you knead them from time to time to move the drying flesh around. they are really good that way

My wife's tree is four years old and a dwarf so I don't think it is going to fruit much. I want her to get a semi-dwarf or a full sized one.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2021 11:07 PM (P9T5R)

301 Airplane! would have been a disaster movie if Ted Striker hadn't been able to safely land the plane.

It may still have been a disaster movie but we never learned what happened to the passengers who at the fish dinners.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 21, 2021 11:07 PM (xxG/v)

302 The Waukesha SUV killers were good boys, turning their lives around.

Also, George Floyd.

GEORGE FLOYD!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 21, 2021 11:07 PM (VxC1e)

303 284 Knew a woman named LaQuinta.

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2021 10:59 PM

Isn't that a chain of hotels? LaQuinta Inn or some such?
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 21, 2021 11:03 PM (Do5/p)

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I think it got bought out by a bigger chain, but yes, there is. Pet friendly, if you're ever traveling, and need such accommodations.

Towards the end of my senior year in high school, I was, um.... pursued by a girl named LaQuinta. She was nice, and cute, but I was off to college soon, so it wouldn't have worked out.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 21, 2021 11:08 PM (CAJOC)

304 {{{Teresa in Fort Worth}}}

Gonna guess you're taking a break from the knitting? (crochetting (sp))

Posted by: Some Rat at November 21, 2021 11:08 PM (r1z5A)

305 Huh, I was reading it the same way. Knowing the correct pronunciation now, it reminds me of the town of Wabasha, Minnesota, (WAW-bih-shaw) from the movie Grumpy Old Men.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton

Hi

Posted by: Miklos sends additional greetings from Cairo, IL at November 21, 2021 11:08 PM (QzkSJ)

306 Don't do stupid things like me, you will live longer.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2021 10:56 PM

Stay safe dude!

In my experience, it is WAY easier to limb evergreens while they are still upright. Cut a path into the trunk from the thinnest side, then chainsaw the limbs from the bottom up - so every cut is unobstructed.

Leave a few limbs on in the intended direction of fall, if it is leaning towards the house, etc. It is always safer to fell with 90% of the weight off the tree.

Finally, get some good plastic wedges. They are cheap and will make your felling (in the proper direction) much easier and safer!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 21, 2021 11:08 PM (tkyK5)

307 I did my Family Medicine residency in Waukesha in the late 70's. There is no way that emergency room can accommodate mass casualties. Bad stuff was usually shipped to Milwaukee or Madison.

Posted by: Lurking Grandma at November 21, 2021 11:08 PM (sujqA)

308 Wait, here was more than one ?

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2021 11:09 PM (V13WU)

309 ...And during the last year they actually published D&D rules for WoT.

I never did get around to reading the book they wrote after his death to finish the series though.

Posted by: Methos at November 21, 2021 11:09 PM (kOpft)

310 Isn't that a chain of hotels? LaQuinta Inn or some such?

Lee Trevino used to do their commercials.

Posted by: Drift Back in Time at November 21, 2021 11:09 PM (E4NQ0)

311 He just bailed out of jail on a domestic violence charge (among many charges) for $1000:

==
is he from Chicago ?

Can't be. That would mean he had to cross state lines, and no one does that.
Posted by: Leftist twitter, which is to say, twitter at November 21, 2021 11:02 PM (kOpft)
***

Rumor has it he was carrying two contraband birds from Latin America in exchange for a couple of endangered dolphins. Arrested for transporting gulls across state lines for illegal porpoises.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 21, 2021 11:09 PM (axyOa)

312 He was driving that SUV through the crowd at high speed in self defense.

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2021 11:10 PM (V13WU)

313 Tweets about Darrell Shitbag 'unrolled' as a normal webpage...
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I have no desire to read about the latest demonically indwelt thing posing as a human being.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 21, 2021 11:10 PM (tUVd3)

314 I quit while Jordan was still alive, think it was the sixth book.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2021 11:10 PM (24If6)

315 watch some scumbag make that argument

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2021 11:10 PM (V13WU)

316 >>> Plus, we're getting tired of the winters here in the midwest.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 21, 2021 11:06 PM (tUVd3)

Oh I love the weather here. No snow except once about five years ago that melted in a few days. Great climate.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 21, 2021 11:11 PM (l6b3d)

317 La Quinta is a pretty good chain of reasonably priced hotels. Good for business overnighters.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 21, 2021 11:11 PM (VxC1e)

318 298 Plus, we're getting tired of the winters here in the midwest.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 21, 2021 11:06 PM (tUVd3)
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Supposed to be a cold one this year. Might help him consider a move.

Posted by: Braenyard's bottom line law review at November 21, 2021 11:11 PM (qYMk7)

319 GEORGE FLOYD!!!
Posted by: Cicero

Floyd.

Not George, just Floyd.

Right, Ange?

Posted by: Floyd the Barber from Mayberry USA at November 21, 2021 11:11 PM (QzkSJ)

320 SMH, I called the driver a rancid meat bag.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2021 11:12 PM (24If6)

321 Anna,
I think I have all of the series but I'm not sure if I read past 8 or 9. I'm pretty sure I didn't read anything after Sanderson took over.

Posted by: lin-duh, duh, duh!! at November 21, 2021 11:12 PM (UUBmN)

322 James A. Garfield was our smartest president, no doubt about it, but are you sure about those quotes? What did "behind the wheel of a truck" mean in 1881? Did trucks have steering wheels back then?

Posted by: bof at November 21, 2021 11:12 PM (UePSi)

323 I feel like Jiffy Express has taken over for my local post office, but instead hired fat women who toss packages at houses and made such excuses as "oh thats not your package, well all you people order too much i can't tell whose it is" (as if the label doesn't tell you exactly which house it goes to) or "its too hot to wait 5 seconds for you to ring the bell so i can put your package in the vestibule"

Rob's show, written by frequent Redeye guest Jamie Lissow, was really funny. You can tell Jamie must have been a huge Norm MacDonald and Kevin Nealon fan because his humor is very similar. It's funny how many of that era's SNL comedians are pretty conservative (it's never been a secret Sandler is) and how many of today's SNL cast members should be shoe salesmen instead.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 21, 2021 11:12 PM (UXvWT)

324 Once when I was a little kid I had to use the restroom at a western themed restaurant. One door said steers, the other one said heifers. I had no idea what to do. I just waited until I saw somebody come out.

Its even worse when you know what a steer is and don't consider yourself castrated.

So there is a room for women and one for trannies. Where do fully intact men go?

Posted by: Reuben Hick (Bannon Didn't Kill Himself) at November 21, 2021 11:12 PM (+LCoQ)

325 gotta get rid of that sockit thing

Posted by: Braenyard at November 21, 2021 11:13 PM (qYMk7)

326 The sun on the meadow is summery warm.
The stag in the forest runs free.
But gather together to greet the storm.
Tomorrow belongs to me.

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2021 11:14 PM (V13WU)

327 Great job, you three, but 52 years too late.

Posted by: Zombie Charles Manson at November 21, 2021 11:14 PM (EughT)

328 "The Biden Presidency" should revive the disaster movie genre. It has everything.

BTW, The Poseidon Adventure is actually pretty good. I mean, it's Irwin Allen, so it's not THAT good, but it's entertaining. Note: Jonathan Harris does not show up to say "I could climb that ladder, dear lady, but my back is extremely delicate...you bubble headed booby!"

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 21, 2021 11:14 PM (OU+8W)

329 That was some good lemon cake washed down with some cold milk. Yum. Nyah

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2021 11:15 PM (24If6)

330 SMH, I called the driver a rancid meat bag.
Posted by: Anna Puma

I am 29+ and have never been call a "rancid meat bag".

Am I doing something Rong?

Posted by: Miklos, check out my MySpace page at November 21, 2021 11:15 PM (QzkSJ)

331
Not George, just Floyd.

Right, Ange?
Posted by: Floyd the Barber from Mayberry USA

Floyd, the Gay Deceiver

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0512479

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 21, 2021 11:15 PM (63Dwl)

332 Plus, we're getting tired of the winters here in the midwest.
Posted by: SMH

Eastern TN perhaps?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 21, 2021 11:15 PM (pTr2w)

333 Howdy Hordelings! Hey there, Buck -- very nice ONT!

Posted by: Doof (who occasionally crosses state lines) at November 21, 2021 11:15 PM (mZUr4)

334 Why not Missouri?
I didn't follow that logic.
Hell, I live within the city limits of KCMo, and I'd prefer a county of two over, but it's head and shoulders over most blue cities.
Any rural area in MO. is solid folks. All of the Ozarks is good folks... but growing too damned quick.
Remember, Nashville moved to Branson.

Posted by: MkY at November 21, 2021 11:15 PM (Foq6I)

335 He just bailed out of jail on a domestic violence charge (among many charges) for $1000:

You don't have to pay the whole K

Posted by: Miklos, probably taking something to Carleen who is in for 14 more days

It's usually 10 percent of the face value. The received 1K so his bail was probably 10K. Domestic violence, obstruction of police, etc.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 21, 2021 11:15 PM (M8yB3)

336 The Hydra is out of the bag.

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2021 11:15 PM (V13WU)

337 Tomorrow belongs to me.
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2021 11:14 PM (V13WU)
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Good luck with that.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 21, 2021 11:15 PM (qYMk7)

338 gotta get rid of that sockit thing
Posted by: Braenyard

*GLARE*

Posted by: the socks at November 21, 2021 11:16 PM (QzkSJ)

339 Good luck with that.

==

*sigh

I was making an analogy

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2021 11:16 PM (V13WU)

340 I have 2 trees. One had larger fruit but a much smaller crop. The other had smaller fruit but a bumper crop. My dog loves persimmons. You should have seen her after her surgery. She had a cone of shame on and was jumping up trying to grab the fruit off the tree. It was pretty funny.

Posted by: lin-duh, duh, duh!! at November 21, 2021 10:56 PM

I can't remember your exact location (but I think I know). You might be on the edge of the natural range of American Persimmon. Or you have two varietals of the Oriental Persimmons.

I planted 40 American Persimmons at my farm two years ago. They are growing great - except the ones that had their roots ravaged by pocket gophers.

(I am still waiting for Weasel to teach me how to shoot underground. As soon as he does, those little gopher bastards are toast!)

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 21, 2021 11:17 PM (tkyK5)

341 Finally, get some good plastic wedges. They are cheap and will make your felling (in the proper direction) much easier and safer!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 21, 2021 11:08 PM (tkyK5)

I have been dropping trees since I was 16 for firewood. I was just stupid because "it just an arborvitae, 5 inches through and not one of those trees that will kill you"
I got in a hurry, botched the notch and double botched the back cut and acted like an idiot.

All trees will kill you. Just ask Sonny Bono

Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2021 11:17 PM (P9T5R)

342 Heard what I thought might be a mugging outside my apartment half an hour ago, and surely enough, ambulance lights reflecting off my windows, and a mention on the local crime blotter Twitter account. Minneapolis still moving in the right direction!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 21, 2021 11:17 PM (+WWsf)

343 The Hydra is out of the bag.
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2021 11:15 PM (V13WU)

Well, what the hell, hydra!?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 21, 2021 11:17 PM (axyOa)

344 Homology

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2021 11:18 PM (V13WU)

345 "The question is: does the court uphold or reverse its own ruling?"

What's WI law on collateral estoppel in a criminal context?

Posted by: SFGoth at November 21, 2021 11:18 PM (KAi1n)

346 It's usually 10 percent of the face value. The received 1K so his bail was probably 10K. Domestic violence, obstruction of police, etc.
Posted by: Sharkman

Don't go giving Carleen no ideas

Posted by: Miklos, all bills paid to the end of the month at November 21, 2021 11:18 PM (QzkSJ)

347 Floyd, the Gay Deceiver

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A classic.

Unfortunately, it crashes into the canon of earlier episodes where Floyd is married and has a kid, as the kid auditioned for the shoe salesman from Manhattan.

Meyers Lake has many secrets, I guess.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 21, 2021 11:18 PM (VxC1e)

348 Look on the bright side, Mohamed Noor still in prison.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2021 11:18 PM (24If6)

349 So there is a room for women and one for trannies. Where do fully intact men go?

On the outside wall of the back of the building.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 21, 2021 11:18 PM (SchxB)

350 I was seriously asking if he got out on bail under WI or IL law.

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2021 11:19 PM (V13WU)

351 I planted 40 American Persimmons at my farm two years ago. They are growing great - except the ones that had their roots ravaged by pocket gophers.

I have 3 distinct groves of persimmon. Owned the property for 13 years. Have yet to have a crop.
Dunno if it's the weather, the squirrels or what... but I know there ain't no way I have 100% male trees.

Posted by: MkY at November 21, 2021 11:19 PM (Foq6I)

352 What are American Persimmons, are they oblong or flat ?

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2021 11:20 PM (V13WU)

353 >>>(I am still waiting for Weasel to teach me how to shoot underground. As soon as he does, those little gopher bastards are toast!)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 21, 2021 11:17 PM (tkyK5)
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My dogs cleared the pasture of vole, rabbits and any other little creature they could either run down or dig up.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 21, 2021 11:20 PM (qYMk7)

354 All trees will kill you. Just ask Sonny Bono
Posted by: Kindltot

He is right here, and nodding in the affirmative

Posted by: Michael Kennedy at November 21, 2021 11:20 PM (QzkSJ)

355 I read that as "rocket gophers."

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2021 11:20 PM (24If6)

356 My dogs cleared the pasture of vole, rabbits and any other little creature they could either run down or dig up.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 21, 2021 11:20 PM (qYMk7)

Rat terriers?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 21, 2021 11:21 PM (hOUT3)

357 Bisset, still alive, is angelina jolie's godmother.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 21, 2021 11:21 PM (KAi1n)

358 I served on a minesweeper powered by Waukesha engines and attended a special school on them. That's the way it was always pronounced. I heard some news guy on the radio today say waw-KEE-sha.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 21, 2021 11:05 PM

IQ of Navy guy >>>>> IQ of news guy

(On EVERY SINGLE TOPIC in the world!)

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 21, 2021 11:21 PM (tkyK5)

359 I think they like warm temperate climates.

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2021 11:21 PM (V13WU)

360 What are American Persimmons, are they oblong or flat ?
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2021 11:20 PM (V13WU)

Uh... roundish?
And it's the seeds of which we cut up to divine what the winter will be.
Science, bitches!

Posted by: MkY at November 21, 2021 11:22 PM (Foq6I)

361 All this persimmon talk reminds me to hit a certain ethnic market soon, they have amazing pomegranates and fuyu (or is it hachiya?) persimmons, make a great salad from the two. Place has a Persian bakery, lots of Mediterraneanish kinda Turkish southeast Europeanish stuff on the shelves, amazing cheese and olive selection.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2021 11:22 PM (OTzUX)

362 @335: "It's usually 10 percent of the face value. The received 1K so his bail was probably 10K. Domestic violence, obstruction of police, etc."

Exactamundo. Although, I will say that $10k seems a little light for a five count complaint including two felonies. Given previous flight and violent assault charges, I would have expected $25k, but I guess we can probably thank the criminal justice reform folks for the downward pressure on cash bail levels.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 21, 2021 11:22 PM (+WWsf)

363 And then there was Damnation Alley

Posted by: Anna Puma

I loved that movie. So incredibly bad it was good.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 21, 2021 11:23 PM (M8yB3)

364 Link to Shithead's current and past WI crimes...
https://tinyurl.com/3enhbh7n

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 21, 2021 11:23 PM (UHVv4)

365 All trees will kill you. Just ask Sonny Bono
Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2021 11:17 PM (P9T5R)
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Big limb to cut. Observe, walk around tree planning its fall direction, consider carefully.
Cut limb, here come the limb back at you. Run!

Posted by: Braenyard at November 21, 2021 11:24 PM (qYMk7)

366 Eastern TN perhaps?
Posted by: Tonypete
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My husband's parents live in south GA, not eastern TN.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 21, 2021 11:24 PM (tUVd3)

367 So interesting... they just explained Ben Rothlisberger's situation with COVID-19 protocols. He's "vaccinated", but had a "breakthrough" (yeah, bullshit) case ("fever, cough, low energy"). But he recovered and had a negative test Friday, which allowed him to play tonight's game.

They added that now he does not have to be tested weekly anymore. Doesn't have to have another test for 90 days.

So that's interesting. If you're "vaccinated", you have to be tested. But once you get COVID-19 and recover, you don't have to be tested anymore for 90 days. But why, if the "vaccines" work, do they require weekly testing? Seems like they require the testing, because they know the "vaccines" don't work, or expect them not to work. Otherwise, they wouldn't require testing, like they don't require testing after having gotten and recovered from COVID-19.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 21, 2021 11:24 PM (Do5/p)

368 That is, *I* make a salad from the great pomegranates and persimmons. One enduring thing about many "ethnic" markets - their standards are simply much higher for certain produce and other items than normal American grocery stores, even those in the historically well stocked CA ones.
Have never seen pomegranates like the ones they have.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2021 11:24 PM (OTzUX)

369 I loved that movie. So incredibly bad it was good.
Posted by: Sharkman

Anaconda for me. It's a train wreck from beginning to end and I can't look away.

Posted by: Some Rat at November 21, 2021 11:25 PM (r1z5A)

370 Otherwise, they wouldn't require testing, like they don't require testing after having gotten and recovered from COVID-19.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 21, 2021 11:24 PM (Do5/p)

JHey! I think you've had a little too much to think!

Posted by: MkY at November 21, 2021 11:25 PM (Foq6I)

371 My husband's parents live in south GA, not eastern TN.
Posted by: SMH

Ah, I missed that part. Sorry.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 21, 2021 11:26 PM (pTr2w)

372 I guess we can probably thank the criminal justice reform folks for the downward pressure on cash bail levels.
Posted by: Walter Freeman

Hmmm

Are there any financially beneficial crimes I could commit late of a Sunday evening? The nearest Nordstroms is 90 miles away.

Asking for a friend with bail money.

Posted by: Pope Innocent Miklos I at November 21, 2021 11:26 PM (QzkSJ)

373 2021 11:20 PM (qYMk7)

Rat terriers?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 21, 2021 11:21 PM (hOUT3)
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A matched pair, _ one small frame beagle, _ one giant golden retriever. They worked as a team and loved it.

The beagle was a female and the boss.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 21, 2021 11:27 PM (qYMk7)

374 @367: "So that's interesting. If you're 'vaccinated', you have to be tested."

I could be wrong, but I believe the daily testing for vaccinated players is only after a positive test, and then only until you test negative for three consecutive days. Otherwise, vaccinated players are not required to be tested on a regular basis.

This came up during the Rodgers interviews two weeks ago. He made the point that everyone in the Packers organization knew his unvaccinated status because he had to test daily at 7am, and go sit in his car and wait half an hour for results, every day; whereas vaccinated players did not.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 21, 2021 11:27 PM (+WWsf)

375 That cow would be happy to be eaten by me.
Get In Mah Belly!!!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 21, 2021 11:28 PM (jTmQV)

376 Depression: The Pit of Despair

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0RySNrvWuE

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 21, 2021 11:28 PM (tUVd3)

377 UPDATE: Cher's important tweet on the Rittenhouse verdict will be delayed briefly for important spell-check operations and possible editorial revisions.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 21, 2021 11:28 PM (VxC1e)

378 Asking for a friend with bail money.
Posted by: Pope Innocent Miklos I

Uh, buddy. I gots a chart. I ain't gonna send it over the intertoobs... you show up, I gives you chart.
$100. Or likker. Or half each.

Posted by: MkY at November 21, 2021 11:28 PM (Foq6I)

379 My husband's parents live in south GA, not eastern TN.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 21, 2021 11:24 PM (tUVd3)
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GA sounds romantic.
Every time I hear Georgia I hear Ray Charles singing the song.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 21, 2021 11:29 PM (qYMk7)

380 I planted 40 American Persimmons at my farm two years ago. They are growing great - except the ones that had their roots ravaged by pocket gophers.
(I am still waiting for Weasel to teach me how to shoot underground. As soon as he does, those little gopher bastards are toast!)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 21, 2021 11:17 PM (tkyK5)

We are in Oregon which in not natural range for persimmons, and this is an Asian persimmon because so is my wife.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2021 11:29 PM (P9T5R)

381 Another fun thing about Rodgers that I've suspected, but no one has confirmed: I think he got some monoclonal antibody treatments last summer before camp, not for any previous infections, but hoping that the antibodies would boost his system, and qualify as a backdoor "alternative immunization" under NFL COVID protocols.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 21, 2021 11:29 PM (+WWsf)

382 I'm in Cen-Tex and I planted 2 fuyu persimmon trees about 10 years ago. This is the first year either has given more than a few fruit each. I think they liked that freeze last winter.

Posted by: lin-duh, duh, duh!! at November 21, 2021 11:29 PM (UUBmN)

383 Bail - since it was a Wisconsin case, it had to be under Wisconsin law.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2021 11:30 PM (evAgx)

384 and this is an Asian persimmon because so is my wife.

Posted by: Kindltot

Hah!
Good. Yes. Good

Posted by: MkY at November 21, 2021 11:30 PM (Foq6I)

385 Kindltot, you were allowed to marry an Asian persimmon?

Wow. OR is further gone than I knew.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2021 11:30 PM (OTzUX)

386 I could be wrong, but I believe the daily testing for vaccinated players is only after a positive test, and then only until you test negative for three consecutive days. Otherwise, vaccinated players are not required to be tested on a regular basis.

This came up during the Rodgers interviews two weeks ago. He made the point that everyone in the Packers organization knew his unvaccinated status because he had to test daily at 7am, and go sit in his car and wait half an hour for results, every day; whereas vaccinated players did not.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 21, 2021 11:27 PM

Ah, okay. Maybe he only got tested this time, because he was symptomatic. But now that he's gone through this, he does not have to be tested again for 90 days.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 21, 2021 11:30 PM (Do5/p)

387 Reese Witherspoon: A World Where Kyle Rittenhouse Goes Free Isn't Safe for Any of Us.

-===

Perhaps the bitch would like to hang out with Darrell Edward Brooks Jr. He is safe. Let out on a 1k bond.

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2021 11:31 PM (V13WU)

388 GA sounds romantic.
Every time I hear Georgia I hear Ray Charles singing the song.
Posted by: Braenyard
___

Rural Georgia is quite beautiful.

Lived there in the 90s, when the girls were little.

Hub grew up as a farmboy there.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 21, 2021 11:31 PM (tUVd3)

389 Trucks Garfield died in 1881. Might want to check your quotes!
Posted by: lkreinitz

Steam-powered trucks had been around for a couple decades i think.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 21, 2021 11:31 PM (KAi1n)

390 RLM's Half in the Bag: Ghostbusters Afterlife just dropped.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 21, 2021 11:31 PM (+WWsf)

391 I don't get asian persimmons - do they ever ripen ? they taste awful.

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2021 11:31 PM (V13WU)

392 Hey, it's a paycheck.

Posted by: Michael Caine at November 21, 2021 11:32 PM (VxC1e)

393 A great little unappreciated disaster movie is "Miracle Mile" with Anthony "Goose" Edwards and Mare Winningham. Dude on a first date with a meet cute answers the phone at a bar. Call is from an Air Force kid deep in SAC trying to warn his bar-owner brother that the balloon, so to speak, had gone up.

Hilarity* ensues.

*Mayhem, destruction, nuclear war

Posted by: Sharkman at November 21, 2021 11:32 PM (M8yB3)

394 Does WI have death penalty ?

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2021 11:33 PM (V13WU)

395 Native Texas persimmons do well in Cen-Tex.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 21, 2021 11:34 PM (qYMk7)

396 $100. Or likker. Or half each.
Posted by: MkY

*bestows The Power*

Posted by: Olde English 800 at November 21, 2021 11:34 PM (QzkSJ)

397
You know, I'm starting to believe that most people on Twitter get their "news" and "facts" from tweets, and then make new tweets which other people read as "news" and "facts," and so on.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 21, 2021 11:34 PM (QU9hs)

398 No, just checked.

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2021 11:34 PM (V13WU)

399 Miracle Mile! Yes! I totally dusted that off my memory shelf last year and made someone watch it with me. Good times.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 21, 2021 11:34 PM (+WWsf)

400 runner at November 21, 2021 11:31 PM

They don't get soft like American persimmons, but they get sweet. Sweet when most other fruit is gone.

They're supposed to be good for you.

Posted by: KT at November 21, 2021 11:34 PM (0ghg2)

401 Another fun thing about Rodgers that I've suspected, but no one has confirmed: I think he got some monoclonal antibody treatments last summer before camp, not for any previous infections, but hoping that the antibodies would boost his system, and qualify as a backdoor "alternative immunization" under NFL COVID protocols.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 21, 2021 11:29 PM

What annoys me about this whole COVID thing is the assumption that no one is naturally immune. I have never had the flu shot in my adult life and have never had the flu in my adult life. But every year they put out the commercials telling everyone "get the flu shot! keep you and your loved ones safe". Um, no, thank you, I don't need it. I know this because of the past 22 years of never having a shot and never getting the flu.

Yet, they treat this differently for COVID. They make it seem like even if COVID does not affect you, you can be a carrier and infect someone else. Therefore, everyone must get "vaccinated". I bet there are tens (hundreds?) of millions of Americans who are immune and won't be symptomatic and won't spread it.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 21, 2021 11:34 PM (Do5/p)

402 LaQuinta is Spanish for "next to Denny's".

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at November 21, 2021 11:36 PM (3DZIZ)

403 don't get asian persimmons - do they ever ripen ? they taste awful.
Posted by: runner
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They ripen when completely soft if they are the rounder, astringent type. That sounds like what you ate.
The flatter, non- astringent ones are the really good ones to eat. They are crisp and sweet even when they first start turning yellow. When fully ripe they are bright orange and become really sweet and softer.

Posted by: lin-duh, duh, duh!! at November 21, 2021 11:36 PM (UUBmN)

404 They don't get soft like American persimmons, but they get sweet. Sweet when most other fruit is gone.

They're supposed to be good for you.
Posted by: KT at November 21, 2021 11:34 PM (0ghg2)

they do ? I bough a bunch once , because could not find American ones, and they sat and sat and sat and never ripened. So I thought that it must be like that and tried to eat one.

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2021 11:36 PM (V13WU)

405 there is no evidence it was more than so
me stned fucktards

Posted by: confederatefifth

Except that that would be more indicative of alcohol than marijuana. So, drunk fucktards.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 21, 2021 11:36 PM (KAi1n)

406 Great thread, Buck!

Saw Michael Martin Murphy perform once in a park. I remember him talking about the band being away from their families while on the road.

A cowboy poet recited cowboy poems during the break. The bungee cord ones were great.

It was a fine show.

Posted by: KT at November 21, 2021 11:38 PM (0ghg2)

407 millions of Americans who are immune and won't be symptomatic and won't spread it.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton

I make sure the girls get checked EVERY MONTH

Posted by: Miklos, relaxing because shift change ain't until 2 at November 21, 2021 11:38 PM (QzkSJ)

408 405 there is no evidence it was more than so
me stned fucktards

Posted by: confederatefifth
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There is no excuse that would prevent drawing and quartering. Slooooowly.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 21, 2021 11:38 PM (qYMk7)

409 Besides being Vitamin A bombs I think persimmons have lots of other good micronutrients.

The hills of southeastern coastal Georgia (republic, not state) have beautiful persimmon orchards, pretty striking when the fruit is ripe.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2021 11:38 PM (OTzUX)

410 >>They are growing great - except the ones that had their roots ravaged by pocket gophers.

Gives you the opportunity to invite women home to checkout your pocket gopher, though.

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2021 11:39 PM (9M8m9)

411 I have been dropping trees since I was 16 for firewood.

I got in a hurry ...

Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2021 11:17 PM

Just added my 2 cents, because I couldn't tell where you were on the "felling learning curve". Glad to know you are ahead of me!

Agree that "hurrying" is a dangerous beast.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 21, 2021 11:39 PM (tkyK5)

412 Hub and I are seriously considering moving back to south Georgia.

Missouri is a non-starter at this point.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 21, 2021 10:50 PM (tUVd3)

A friend of mine just bought 24 acres somewhere in south Georgia over the summer and is building a house there.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 21, 2021 11:40 PM (VwHCD)

413 LaQuinta is Spanish for "next to Denny's".
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos

La Casa de Waffles

Posted by: El Mikloso at November 21, 2021 11:40 PM (QzkSJ)

414 They're supposed to be good for you.
Posted by: KT at November 21, 2021 11:34 PM (0ghg2)

Yeah, my paternal granny thought everyone should drink sassafras tea every spring to think the blood.
Hooey, she only lived to 89 or so.

Posted by: MkY at November 21, 2021 11:40 PM (Foq6I)

415 Isn't det-cord or C4 a better way to fell trees? Less work, too, if you don't count the work of your legal defense team.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2021 11:40 PM (OTzUX)

416 If you refrigerate the persimmons they last for months.

Posted by: lin-duh, duh, duh!! at November 21, 2021 11:40 PM (UUBmN)

417 thin, not think

Posted by: MkY at November 21, 2021 11:41 PM (Foq6I)

418 IIRC President Garfield died a prolonged horrible death. He was a large man and the bullet didn't pass through his body. So the docs poked and prodded to find the bullet but never did.
Andrew Jackson also carried a bullet in his body until his death.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 21, 2021 11:41 PM (jTmQV)

419 Our school district is currently playing along with the mandate. Wife is not and will not be getting vaccinated and will be required to do weekly testing - I told her to ask how long this weekly testing be going on as there is no way this can be an open ended requirement

Posted by: a dude in MI at November 21, 2021 11:41 PM (+I6Y/)

420 My dogs cleared the pasture of vole, rabbits and any other little creature they could either run down or dig up.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 21, 2021 11:20 PM

Are your dogs available for contract hits?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 21, 2021 11:41 PM (tkyK5)

421 @363 And then there was Damnation Alley

Ride the post-atomic radioactive trash
The sky's on fire from that nuclear flash
Diving through the burning hoop of doom
In an eight wheeled anti-radiation tomb
Thank you Dr. Strangelove for going do-lally
And leaving me the heritage of Damnation Alley

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 21, 2021 11:42 PM (OU+8W)

422 IIRC President Garfield died a prolonged horrible death. He was a large man and the bullet didn't pass through his body. So the docs poked and prodded to find the bullet but never did.
Andrew Jackson also carried a bullet in his body until his death.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 21, 2021 11:41 PM (jTmQV)

The horrible agony of being shot with a small caliber weapon. Don't be that guy! Be kind. Shoot larger caliber weaponry.

Posted by: MkY at November 21, 2021 11:42 PM (Foq6I)

423 The "next to Denny's" crack about LaQuinta was one I heard from an older retired cop friend. Now we check on our road trips to see when/if it's true. Sometimes, bingo.

La Quinta is also a suburb of Palm Springs/Palm Desert. Played on a beautiful course there. Though by 11AM there were 25-30 knot winds, which was interesting. Put the ball back in your stance, use a low iron, and go for a low weed-burner.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2021 11:43 PM (OTzUX)

424 Police do not have the right to be armed.

Posted by: Hold My Montrachet, I'm Off To Make Some Truffled Porcini Risotto at November 21, 2021 11:44 PM (qi/+I)

425 go for a low weed-burner.
Posted by: rhomboid
I can do that without thinking. Hardly an inconvenience, except what I'm left with.

Posted by: MkY at November 21, 2021 11:44 PM (Foq6I)

426 Kyle R. can say whatever he wants as far as I am concerned. He killed Joseph Rosenbaum, who badly needed killing.

"JoJo", as imbecile Hulk "actor" Mark Ruffalo calls him, won't be raping any more little boys.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 21, 2021 11:44 PM (M8yB3)

427 Isn't det-cord or C4 a better way to fell trees? Less work, too, if you don't count the work of your legal defense team.
Posted by: rhomboid

I just tell Karen from the HOA that it's the HOA's responsibility.

There isn't actually an HOA, but Karen likes to be in charge and spend other people's money.

Posted by: Miklosian Solutions LLC at November 21, 2021 11:45 PM (QzkSJ)

428 355 I read that as "rocket gophers."

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2021 11:20 PM

If your newsletter tells me how to attach the little Estes motors to the gophers, then I will gladly subscribe!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 21, 2021 11:45 PM (tkyK5)

429 I was looking at a video and description of the American persimmon, I will look into those, they look interesting and we are within the climate range for them

Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2021 11:45 PM (P9T5R)

430 Hey KT. Thanks. I saw MMMurphy in the '90s. It was a great show. It's funny but I never cared for his Cosmic Cowboy "Wildfire" persona, but my inner-drugstore cowboy loved it when he went Real Cowboy. He then did some really sweet songs like "You're Talking To The Wrong Man". I also appreciated how he did a freshened version of St Anne's Reel with "Fiddlin Man."

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at November 21, 2021 11:45 PM (d9Cw3)

431 Maybe the driver was mad that he saw a commercial that didnt have a black man in it. A strong, dignified black man.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 21, 2021 11:46 PM (jtzM6)

432 Sikeston, Mo. The town bully was killed in front of half the town. Nobody saw nuthin.
He was shot with a .30-30 and a .22 LR. Both multiple times.
Twas the .22 whot kilt him. Hit him in the back, and angled straight up into the base of the brain.
Go figger.

Posted by: MkY at November 21, 2021 11:47 PM (Foq6I)

433 Re The Yellow Rose of Texas

Because of rhyme and meter, many, if not all, of Emily Dickinson's poems can be sung to that tune. I find it darkly humorous to work through 'Because I Could Not Stop For Death' . Upbeat tune, not so upbeat topic. Here are a couple of stanzas:

Because I could not stop for Death-
He kindly stopped for me-
The Carriage held but just Ourselves-
And Immortality.

We slowly drove- He knew no haste
And I had put away
My labor and my leisure too,
For His Civility-

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2021 11:47 PM (ELgVT)

434 I wonder if damnation alley was the inspiration for the Fallout games. I've never seen the movie but I just read a blurb.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 21, 2021 11:48 PM (l6b3d)

435 Well I ve certainly been to the Bowery Ballroom.

Posted by: 3 angry Irish inches at November 21, 2021 11:48 PM (H2Hko)

436 I see your Disaster Movie...

and I raise with my Disaster Pants.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2021 11:48 PM (9M8m9)

437 Look, if native fruit is the goal, look at serviceberry (sarvis) and paw paw. Both more dependable than persimmon, and won't give you the gripes.

Posted by: MkY at November 21, 2021 11:49 PM (Foq6I)

438 I normally don't follow the seedier underbelly forums on the net, but it sounds like the "weaponized autistic folks" have started uncovering the Waukesha suspect's social media accounts.

He doesn't seem like a vocal BLM type. More like the usual rap, basketball, and pretend thuglife kinda guy. Looks like they found the SUV on previous street views associated with his public addresses. Possible former sex offender charge and registry in Nevada though.

As always, take with a small bucket of salt; wait 24 hours for confirmation.

*shrugs*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 21, 2021 11:49 PM (+WWsf)

439 >>AOC's not a villain because she did a sex tape.

Hold up.

Titty Ruxpin has a sextape out there?

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2021 11:50 PM (9M8m9)

440 Isn't det-cord or C4 a better way to fell trees? Less work, too, if you don't count the work of your legal defense team.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2021 11:40 PM (OTzUX)

Det cord and a solo cup, but do you know how hard it is to source det cord nowadays? Apparently everyone has to sign for it now.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2021 11:50 PM (P9T5R)

441 Anaconda for me. It's a train wreck from beginning to end and I can't look away.

Posted by: Some Rat

I've never seen it but I can imagine it just from the title.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 21, 2021 11:50 PM (M8yB3)

442 ... this is an Asian persimmon because so is my wife.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2021 11:29 PM

My wife is pretty sweet, and I occasionally call her "Honeybuns".

My worst invasive trees on the farm are those Honey Locust with the 5" thorns.

So you're telling me that the wife and the trees are a matched set? I was unaware of that fact being part of the AOS style guide!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 21, 2021 11:51 PM (tkyK5)

443 *shrugs*
Posted by: Walter Freeman

Oui, C'est dommage

Posted by: Le Mikleuse, shrugging like a Frencman at November 21, 2021 11:51 PM (QzkSJ)

444 I do not care about the murderers' rap sheets.

Who were the victims?

How did they live, who did they love and treasure?

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 21, 2021 11:51 PM (tUVd3)

445 *shrugs*
Posted by: Walter Freeman

Nah, Walt, you're right. 24, maybe 48 hours.
Hell, they could have been three nice yoots, trying to turn their lives around, stole a nice car, and were just looking to escape.
Hell... could happen to any one of us, am I right?

Posted by: MkY at November 21, 2021 11:52 PM (Foq6I)

446 Posted by: Sharkman at November 21, 2021 11:44 PM (M8yB3)

I'm glad he has found some peace. He was horrifically sexually abused by his drunken stepfather, on a daily basis. That'll turn you into a monster. I think the Good Lord knew it was time to bring him home.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 21, 2021 11:52 PM (KrMCC)

447 All this evil is why suicide is so attractive, even to believers in Christ.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 21, 2021 11:52 PM (tUVd3)

448 runner at November 21, 2021 11:36 PM

I don't know if Asian persimmons ripen well off the tree.

Posted by: KT at November 21, 2021 11:52 PM (0ghg2)

449
If your newsletter tells me how to attach the little Estes motors to the gophers, then I will gladly subscribe!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
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I still have a Jetex engine around here somewhere.
https://tinyurl.com/27347d3n

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2021 11:52 PM (pbStR)

450 News reports say Lebron James was ejected from a game after a scuffle, and by scuffle i assume they mean he started blowing another player right there on the court.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 21, 2021 11:52 PM (UXvWT)

451 Why would it matter if WI has the DP? As a practical matter, it's anachronistic.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 21, 2021 11:53 PM (KAi1n)

452 382 I'm in Cen-Tex and I planted 2 fuyu persimmon trees about 10 years ago. This is the first year either has given more than a few fruit each. I think they liked that freeze last winter.

Posted by: lin-duh, duh, duh!! at November 21, 2021 11:29 PM

Was God a genius, or what, when he came up with the rules that "nature" would operate under here on Earth!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 21, 2021 11:53 PM (tkyK5)

453 All this evil is why suicide is so attractive, even to believers in Christ.
Posted by: SMH

Hell, the reports of my demise are already premature

Posted by: Samuel Langhorne Miklos-Clemens at November 21, 2021 11:55 PM (QzkSJ)

454 Who were the victims?

How did they live, who did they love and treasure?
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return

Nods at SMH.

Posted by: Some Rat at November 21, 2021 11:55 PM (r1z5A)

455 397 You know, I'm starting to believe that most people on Twitter get their "news" and "facts" from tweets, and then make new tweets which other people read as "news" and "facts," and so on.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 21, 2021 11:34 PM

Leftists are generally not very inventive, but they certainly have perfected the self-licking lollipop!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 21, 2021 11:55 PM (tkyK5)

456 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2021 11:47 PM (ELgVT)

OMG, that is EPIC! Best thing I've read since the Rittenhouse verdict!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 21, 2021 11:55 PM (KrMCC)

457 MkY at November 21, 2021 11:49 PM

Paw paw and serviceberry: But get named varieties.

Posted by: KT at November 21, 2021 11:55 PM (0ghg2)

458 Wisconsin's version of the death penalty is gen pop. Jeffrey Dahmer lasted 4 years, less than all those appeals

Posted by: Lurking Grandma at November 21, 2021 11:56 PM (sujqA)

459 447 All this evil is why suicide is so attractive, even to believers in Christ.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 21, 2021 11:52 PM (tUVd3)
------------------------

Suicide is the devil's trick.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 21, 2021 11:56 PM (qYMk7)

460 I still have a Jetex engine around here somewhere.
https://tinyurl.com/27347d3n
Posted by: Mike Hammer

He's gonna blow this house up one day

Posted by: Mrs. Mike Hammer at November 21, 2021 11:56 PM (QzkSJ)

461 Of course lefties have to make the WI parade tragedy into something about Rittenhouse, like the CBS anchor laughing that it was just self defense. I honestly wish that people like him just go through such awful tragedy that it eats him alive until he inevitably kills himself. Hopefully soon too.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 21, 2021 11:56 PM (UXvWT)

462 Suicide is the devil's trick.

Posted by: Braenyard
___

Stan has many tricks.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 21, 2021 11:57 PM (tUVd3)

463 Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 21, 2021 11:52 PM
Totally agree.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 21, 2021 11:57 PM (KrMCC)

464 Also, beyond his recent five charges, there was a "possession of a firearm by a felon" charge in Milwaukee back in summer 2020. So, yeah, it looks like the $1k cash bond judge and prosecutor should have some questions to answer from angry reporters, but I won't hold my breath.

And, possibly, a stabbing in a local Waukesha park an hour before the parade. I guess that's were the earlier fleeing and police chase rumors are coming from.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 21, 2021 11:57 PM (+WWsf)

465

like the CBS anchor laughing that it was just self defense.

==

they were ?? sick bastards

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2021 11:58 PM (V13WU)

466 But get named varieties.
Posted by: KT at November 21, 2021 11:55 PM (0ghg2)

Yes'm. Have done. Will Do.
But mix them, if you can, with the natives. Better pollination, and a chance at some sports.

Posted by: MkY at November 21, 2021 11:58 PM (Foq6I)

467
He's gonna blow this house up one day
Posted by: Mrs. Mike Hammer
---------

Meh, my mom said it first. There were only a couple of small easily managed fires.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2021 11:58 PM (1vynn)

468 It's zerohedge, but it's fascinating.
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/biological-
female-prisoners-sue-california-after-officials-
altered-complaints-over-trans

Posted by: SFGoth at November 21, 2021 11:59 PM (KAi1n)

469 I bought my Autumn Brilliance serviceberries for the reliable Fall color, but the berries are awesome if I can manage to get them before the local fauna do.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 22, 2021 12:00 AM (KrMCC)

470 So, yeah, it looks like the $1k cash bond judge and prosecutor should have some questions to answer from angry reporters

and parents.

Posted by: Methos at November 22, 2021 12:00 AM (kOpft)

471 like the CBS anchor laughing that it was just self defense.

Sure would be a shame if said anchor were to find themself in a room with the dads from the dance troop.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 22, 2021 12:00 AM (SchxB)

472 News reports say Lebron James was ejected from a game after a scuffle, and by scuffle i assume they mean he started blowing another player right there on the court.

Posted by: Rbastid

LeBronie elbowed a dude in the face causing sheets of blood to course down his visage. The victim kept going after Queen James, who disappeared behind his not pussy teammates and a slew of ejections followed.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 22, 2021 12:00 AM (M8yB3)

473 I bought my Autumn Brilliance serviceberries for the reliable Fall color, but the berries are awesome if I can manage to get them before the local fauna do.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
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Look/taste very much like Blueberries. Here in the Southern Appalachians they call them (imagine Granny Clampett accent) 'Sarvice Berries'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 22, 2021 12:02 AM (1vynn)

474 https://bit.ly/3CElsAQ

2m30s rap video featuring his screen name used on other social media sites, and sadly, video shows the same red Ford Escape SVU in the background.

Not sure how long until the YT account gets nuked though.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 22, 2021 12:03 AM (+WWsf)

475 KT, my wife buys as many of the asian persimmons as she thinks she can get away with, she likes them crunchy and slightly unripe. They do ripen in the boxes and she complains when the get riper and more bland texture.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 22, 2021 12:03 AM (P9T5R)

476 @470: "... and parents."

True. Very true. Thanks for the reminder.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 22, 2021 12:03 AM (+WWsf)

477 437 Look, if native fruit is the goal, look at serviceberry (sarvis) and paw paw. Both more dependable than persimmon, and won't give you the gripes.

Posted by: MkY at November 21, 2021 11:49 PM

My next project is starting paw paws in the understory openings along our creek.

My brother made sand plum jelly from the bumper crop at our farm this year. It was awesome!

I know people in my area add serviceberry to their plantings for quail and pheasant habitat.

Is it easy to get it to maturity and yielding human-edible fruit?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 22, 2021 12:03 AM (tkyK5)

478 Not sure how long until the YT account gets nuked though.

They'll leave it up through the trial since he's only accused of being a mass murderer, and nothing's been proven yet.

I mean, it's not like he shot people with an AR-15.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 22, 2021 12:05 AM (SchxB)

479

Posted by: Kindltot at November 22, 2021 12:03 AM
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Preserves

Posted by: Braenyard at November 22, 2021 12:05 AM (qYMk7)

480 Okay, I'm off to watch another one of Bruce Willis' many "Hey, my mansion payment is due again!" movies; this one called "Breach".

Something about alien beasties breakung into a spaceship and Bruce badly reading his libes while rolling his eyes ans sighing.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 22, 2021 12:05 AM (M8yB3)

481 Good Night, Horde!

Only three days this week pretending to care about my job, yay!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 22, 2021 12:06 AM (SchxB)

482 Preserves

Posted by: Braenyard

Endeavour to preservesevere

Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Shaolin at November 22, 2021 12:07 AM (QzkSJ)

483 s it easy to get it to maturity and yielding human-edible fruit?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 22, 2021 12:03 AM (tkyK5)

2-3 years. Get multi-stemmed, not the single stemmed. The trunks don't get very big before starting to die back.
Our main (first) plant is 5. I got one pie and 6 half pints of jam from it last year. We did have to net it. No biggie, only 6 feet tall.
This year, everything froze.

Posted by: MkY at November 22, 2021 12:07 AM (Foq6I)

484 @MrAndyNgo; 20m ago: "The man in custody over the mass casualty incident at the #Waukesha, Wis. Christmas parade has posts on his social media in support of BLM causes, George Floyd & black nationalism. He also has a post about how to get away with running people over on the street."

Anyways; that's all I'm gonna update tonight; back to lighter comments.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 22, 2021 12:08 AM (+WWsf)

485 480 Okay, I'm off to watch another one of Bruce Willis' many "Hey, my mansion payment is due again!" movies; this one called "Breach".

Something about alien beasties breakung into a spaceship and Bruce badly reading his libes while rolling his eyes ans sighing.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 22, 2021 12:05 AM (M8yB3)

I swear....Cage is so much better in these movies then Willis.

Posted by: redchief at November 22, 2021 12:08 AM (Kab4E)

486
Paw paw and serviceberry: But get named varieties.
Posted by: KT at November 21, 2021 11:55 PM (0ghg2)

I have indian-plum and thimbleberry, I was looking at serviceberry and purple elderberry, though for me it would be going out in the hills and cutting switches in the early Spring. I hadn't thought there was nursery stock!
I have been digging wild strawberry to plant next to the foundation, they grow like mad but the ones I got don't fruit.

I have my eye on some blackjack canes too, but I need to read up on where to plant them, the one I dug last year did not survive.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 22, 2021 12:08 AM (P9T5R)

487 Today I learned Waukesha is pronounced WAW-ka-shaw. Always thought it was pronounced Waw-KEE-sha.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 21, 2021 11:00 PM (OssQ4)

I was acquainted with Waukesha engines, so I had heard the word before I knew it was a city.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2021 12:09 AM (P3gRi)

488 NFL's covid rules are just its version of Fizzbin.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 22, 2021 12:09 AM (KAi1n)

489 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 22, 2021 12:02 AM (1vynn)

Oh yes, indeed. Same thing in the Blue Ridge....

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 22, 2021 12:09 AM (KrMCC)

490 wow, that looks like the same red POS minivan, down to the foglights

Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 22, 2021 12:11 AM (ZZK0E)

491 Hunter Biden's Private Equity Firm Facilitated $3.8 Billion Chinese Purchase Of American-Owned Cobalt Mine

https://is.gd/vtaA0C

Posted by: Braenyard at November 22, 2021 12:11 AM (qYMk7)

492 I swear....Cage is so much better in these movies then Willis.

Posted by: redchief

Cage elevates his game in them. Willis just drops into bored monotone.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 22, 2021 12:11 AM (M8yB3)

493 @MrAndyNgo; 20m ago: "The man in custody over the mass casualty incident at the #Waukesha, Wis. Christmas parade has posts on his social media in support of BLM causes, George Floyd & black nationalism. He also has a post about how to get away with running people over on the street."
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 22, 2021 12:08 AM

I'll admit that this plan has a much better chance of working than mine.

Posted by: Zombie Charles Manson at November 22, 2021 12:11 AM (EughT)

494 Today I learned Waukesha is pronounced WAW-ka-shaw. Always thought it was pronounced Waw-KEE-sha.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 21, 2021 11:00 PM (OssQ4)

I was acquainted with Waukesha engines, so I had heard the word before I knew it was a city.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Now do Ouachita Mountains.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2021 12:13 AM (OCTRt)

495 Evenin' Horde! Long time no poast.

If'n y'all haven't seen/heard Dovydas on YT, I encourage you to check him out. Guitarist extraordinaire, most of his vids are of live looping street performances. Some really great stuff. This one features a guest singer and is just sweet: https://youtu.be/CysyGA9vPgc

That, I think, is his most popular video.

But the reason I'm posting this tonight is because Throckmorton's first rule of live music reminded me of this: Upright Bass + 17-String Double-Neck Bass + Drum Box + Dovydas = All Your Bass Are Belong To Us: https://youtu.be/vuF7YGVSvv8

Cheers!

Posted by: Average Guy at November 22, 2021 12:14 AM (p0rNW)

496 How's the Lark? Is it running? Did the Carter carb come through?

Posted by: Braenyard at November 22, 2021 12:14 AM (qYMk7)

497 The line about trucks is not Garfield. It's from the educator John Gardner.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 22, 2021 12:14 AM (zMFmR)

498 495th!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at November 22, 2021 12:14 AM (x8Wzq)

499 The man in custody over the mass casualty incident at the #Waukesha, Wis. Christmas parade has posts on his social media in support of BLM causes, George Floyd & black nationalism. He also has a post about how to get away with running people over on the street.

Confirmed act of war, then.

Posted by: Methos at November 22, 2021 12:15 AM (kOpft)

500 Derp.
As for the star-studded disaster movies of the 1970s; if not or them we would not have "Airplane!"

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at November 22, 2021 12:16 AM (x8Wzq)

501 497 The line about trucks is not Garfield. It's from the educator John Gardner.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 22, 2021 12:14 AM (zMFmR)
--------

Citation?

Posted by: Braenyard at November 22, 2021 12:16 AM (qYMk7)

502 Good evening, everyone. Spent the afternoon rearranging and cleaning the pantry, then putting up the emergency food supplies and the candles / flashlights / batteries. Similar treatment tomorrow for the camping supplies stored in the garage. This is step one in cleaning / tidying up the house for Thanksgiving. Tues & Wed are for actual cleaning and putting stuff away.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at November 22, 2021 12:16 AM (4I/2K)

503 Posted by: Kindltot at November 22, 2021 12:08 AM (P9T5R)

Nutritionally, it'd be worth it to get sambuca nigra, which offers more immune support than our native species.

Serviceberries are dead easy to grow, and there are varieties specifically for fruit production, but the birds do get them pretty quick.

You should also look in to honeyberries.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 22, 2021 12:16 AM (KrMCC)

504 @499 - Domestic terrorist.

Posted by: runner at November 22, 2021 12:18 AM (V13WU)

505 I don't know as Ace invented this bit, but he uses it a lot and I think the Not The Bee guys are visitors and maybe some regulars here:

https://tinyurl.com/4ct97sjf

"California Nordstrom swarmed by flash mob of as many as 80 looters desperate for bread and designer clothing, but mostly designer clothing."

I mean, the writer is called "Planet Moron"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 22, 2021 12:19 AM (KZzsI)

506 I just want Weasel to know that since I ordered that free self-defense book from attorney Andrew Branca, Andy's sent me about 6 emails.

I didn't know he was gonna go Glenn Close on me!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2021 12:22 AM (L2ZTs)

507
https://bit.ly/3CElsAQ

2m30s rap video featuring his screen name used on other social media sites, and sadly, video shows the same red Ford Escape SVU in the background.

Not sure how long until the YT account gets nuked though.
Posted by: Walter Freeman

I just read the comments...

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 22, 2021 12:22 AM (QU9hs)

508 I didn't know he was gonna go Glenn Close on me!
Posted by: qdpsteve
----

Uh, you don't own a bunny, do you?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 22, 2021 12:23 AM (CTJwJ)

509 Mike, no thank God.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2021 12:24 AM (L2ZTs)

510 Fleeing from a knife fight and stabbing in a nearby park is gaining steam with verified blue checkmarks on Twitter. CBS News national reporters within the last hour. Possible those details and some of his social media stuff might end up on morning news.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 22, 2021 12:24 AM (+WWsf)

511 https://tinyurl.com/4ct97sjf

"California Nordstrom swarmed by flash mob of as many as 80 looters desperate for bread and designer clothing, but mostly designer clothing."

I mean, the writer is called "Planet Moron"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at Nove

Okay, which one of you guys wrote this?

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 22, 2021 12:25 AM (MySN1)

512 Mike, I can imagine Andrew's defense:

"I boiled your bunny! It came to a tragic end, but wouldn't have if your rabbit had read my book!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2021 12:25 AM (L2ZTs)

513 @501 John Gardner speech:

https://tinyurl.com/58khptp7

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 22, 2021 12:25 AM (zMFmR)

514 "California Nordstrom swarmed by flash mob of as many as 80 looters desperate for bread and designer clothing, but mostly designer clothing."

I mean, the writer is called "Planet Moron"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 22, 2021 12:19 AM (KZzsI)

huh. You might be on to something. We might need to keep it hush-hush. *finger to side of nose*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at November 22, 2021 12:25 AM (x8Wzq)

515 @507: "I just read the comments..."

Never buy the extended warranty!

View count on that video up from 10k to 25k in the last 20m.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 22, 2021 12:25 AM (+WWsf)

516 Asshole had several pro-BLM twatts

https://twitter.com/Reginal12044036/status/
1462641321059962882

https://tinyurl.com/58k7ewk9

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 22, 2021 12:26 AM (UHVv4)

517 The man in custody over the mass casualty incident at the #Waukesha, Wis. Christmas parade has posts on his social media in support of BLM causes, George Floyd & black nationalism. He also has a post about how to get away with running people over on the street.

Confirmed act of war, then.

Posted by: Methos at November 22, 2021 12:15 AM (kOpft)

And the media is responsible for all of it. The assholes Kyle wasted? Thats on the media for whipping retards into a frenzy with their fucking lies. None of them would have been on the streets including kyle if the Media weren't fucking liars. The people who died today? Thats on the media too, for driving people into a frenzy with their fucking lies that caused shit like kenosha, which got people killed, and then more fucking lies about that, which led to assholes pulling the stunt they did today. In a perfect world when colander facemask world arrives they'll be the first ones forced to dig their own graves.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 22, 2021 12:26 AM (VwHCD)

518 ***waves at Some Rat, goes back to crocheting Christmas scarves***

Hiya, sweetie!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at November 22, 2021 12:27 AM (SRRAx)

519 Okay, so the man who loaned Kyle the AR-15, Dominick Black, is facing two felony counts:

Now do Jump Kick guy, and the one armed man for attempted murder.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 22, 2021 12:28 AM (uimEa)

520 "California Nordstrom swarmed by flash mob of as many as 80 looters desperate for bread and designer clothing, but mostly designer clothing."

I mean, the writer is called "Planet Moron"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at Nove

Okay, which one of you guys wrote this?
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 22, 2021 12:25 AM

Now we know what Ace is doing on his vacation.

Posted by: Chuck C at November 22, 2021 12:28 AM (EughT)

521 Wife must never see them fluffy cows. She loves cows, and fluffy cows would send her over the edge. Must! Have! Fluffy! Cows!

Srsly, she loves those woolly Scottish cows. I think she sees them as really big dogs, or something.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at November 22, 2021 12:28 AM (x8Wzq)

522 And the media is responsible for all of it.

------

This.

The blood is on their hands. This is exactly what they incited, and now they have it.

Burn them.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 22, 2021 12:29 AM (VxC1e)

523 I feel bad for the personal victims but Nordstrom has been woke for a long time now.

I believe that way back when, they refused to carry a fashion line that was either by or promoted by someone in the Bush family?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2021 12:29 AM (L2ZTs)

524 So if Ace is on vacay, who's gonna do daytime threads?

Will be interesting to meet daytime MisHum.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2021 12:30 AM (L2ZTs)

525 I've seen The Poseidon Adventure countless times. The reason is that we had a weak cable system out of Boston in the late 70s by the name of StarCase. (Our relatives outside of Philly already had HBO, and Daddy wanted a movie channel).

They'd show Movie A at 7 pm, Movie B at 9 pm, and Movie A again at 11 pm. It was hosted by the owner's wife, I think, and as the evening progressed, more buttons on her blouse would be undone.

Anyway, some of the other movies we watched over and over again are "Capricorn One," "Big Wednesday," "Silver Streak," and "Joseph Andrews" (with Ann Margret).

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - #SuperStraight at November 22, 2021 12:31 AM (Mzdiz)

526 Now do Ouachita Mountains.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2021 12:13 AM (OCTRt)

Wash-it-aw, I think/

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2021 12:31 AM (P3gRi)

527 Excellent point, qdpsteve.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 22, 2021 12:32 AM (KrMCC)

528 Wash-it-aw, I think/
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2021 12:32 AM (OCTRt)

529 So if Ace is on vacay, who's gonna do daytime threads?

Will be interesting to meet daytime MisHum.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2021 12:30 AM (L2ZTs)

OM's Gorilla Pundit thread may pass 3000 comments.

That would be really cool, actually. I kinda hope that happens.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at November 22, 2021 12:32 AM (x8Wzq)

530
Best of Breed and a Hound Group 2 for Delilah at today's Central Ohio KC show. A good weekend with a Best in Show and two Group 2s in four days. And Her Majesty crossed state lines to do it!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 22, 2021 12:32 AM (/U27+)

531 Tammy, thanks!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2021 12:32 AM (L2ZTs)

532 I saw Best Of Breed And A Hound open for Three Dog Night back in '71...

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2021 12:33 AM (L2ZTs)

533 I thought Ouachita was a parish.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at November 22, 2021 12:33 AM (rI0Tt)

534 Delilah is clearing the field, it seems.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 22, 2021 12:34 AM (VxC1e)

535 How's the Lark? Is it running? Did the Carter carb come through?
Posted by: Braenyard at November 22, 2021 12:14 AM (qYMk7)

It is running fine. Carb is working as well as it is likely ever to. Got about 45 miles on it, now, and it is not blowing any appreciable amount of smoke. I am very pleased. And engine runs smooth, you would never guess it has mis-matched pistons in it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2021 12:34 AM (P3gRi)

536 My sampling of 6 various 50ml bottles of bourbon has me ranking them thusly:

#6 Evan Williams black label
#5 Jim Beam Black Extra Aged
#4 Maker's Mark
#3 Larceny
#2 Wild Turkey 101
#1 Buffalo Trace

A bonus 50ml bottle yet to be tried is Woodford Reserve. I wouldn't turn down any of them. I think of it as research for my Christmas List.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at November 22, 2021 12:34 AM (4I/2K)

537
I would make a joke about sensible car control, but the Left is considering that anyway.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 22, 2021 12:35 AM (/U27+)

538 "Released two days ago"?

Before or after the Rittenhouse verdict?

Because if it's after, the state got exactly what it wanted from him.

Posted by: Methos at November 22, 2021 12:36 AM (kOpft)

539 Today I learned Waukesha is pronounced WAW-ka-shaw. Always thought it was pronounced Waw-KEE-sha.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 21, 2021 11:00 PM (OssQ4)

I used to schedule diagnostic testing in Wisconsin, so I learned the correct pronunciation. I too thought it was WauKEEsha initially.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - #SuperStraight at November 22, 2021 12:36 AM (Mzdiz)

540 Hey, "The Great Escape" is on! Don Pleasance just went blind.

Posted by: klaftern at November 22, 2021 12:36 AM (taPSh)

541 Kyle Rittenhouse #NowYouKnow
Until I watched the trial for myself, I didn't know the gas station where it all started and where Kyle stayed up until they started attacking him, is owned by his grandparents. They came on to his property to attack him. I didn't know that Kyle put out a dumpster fire that was being rolled down to a gas station to blow up, with people all around. I didn't know that the Police were told to stand down as businesses were destroyed. I didn't know that Kyles Dad, Grandma and Friends all lived in Kenosha, 20 minutes from where he resided with his Mom part time in Illinois. I didn't know that someone knocked Rittenhouse down twice and then attempted to kick him with lethal force to the head. I didn't know that Huber had hit him in the head 2x with a skateboard. I didn't know Gaige Grosskreutz, aimed his gun at Kyle first, as he admitted on the stand. I also didn't know that in the State of Wisconsin, it is legal for Kyle to have a gun, even at 17 (which was why the gun charge was dismissed). I didn't know that Kyle did not cross state lines with a gun he wasn't supposed to have. The rightful gun owner did, as he was legally permitted to do. (Cont)

Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2021 12:37 AM (OCTRt)

542 I say Whippet!

Posted by: DEVO at November 22, 2021 12:38 AM (63Dwl)

543 I also didn't realize that Rosenbaum was a 5 time convicted child rapist and that Huber was a 2 time convicted woman beater. I didn't know that Grosskreutz was a convicted Burglar with an assault on his record also.
IF THE MEDIA DID THEIR JOB... we would ALL have known this and tax payers dollars would not be wasted and more division created!
A jury did there job and made the right decision. SELF DEFENSE!! This is not race BS and if think it is WAKE THE FUCK UP!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2021 12:38 AM (OCTRt)

544 1970's disaster movie joke.

'They making a movie about a high rise on fire during an earthquake
. Gonna call it "Shake and Bake".

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at November 22, 2021 12:38 AM (TRGyz)

545 I would make a joke about sensible car control, but the Left is considering that anyway.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Oh shit...damned hard to lose a SUV in a canoe accident.

Posted by: Some Rat at November 22, 2021 12:38 AM (r1z5A)

546 Maker's Mark
#3 Larceny
#2 Wild Turkey 101
#1 Buffalo Trace

A bonus 50ml bottle yet to be tried is Woodford Reserve. I wouldn't turn down any of them. I think of it as research for my Christmas List.
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at November 22, 2021 12:34 AM (4I/2K)
***

As a scotch guy I rate this as mostly true.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 22, 2021 12:38 AM (axyOa)

547 Soooo, umm, the OK sign is also a Blood gang thing?

Since if you do it the right way then it looks like a lower case b?

If so, then pics of this guy in all red, and flashing OK signs all over the place, is about to become a thing.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 22, 2021 12:38 AM (+WWsf)

548 Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at November 22, 2021 12:34 AM (4I/2K)

the only one I ain't had on your list is Larceny.

Evan Williams is my go-to, because it's far and away better than Jim Beam, at a lower price. Folks pay for the name recognition. But, I'll allow that JB Black is pretty good.

My favorite is Wild Turkey. Has a kick, but also tastes really good.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at November 22, 2021 12:38 AM (x8Wzq)

549 **BOTTOM FIVE BRANDS OF DISCOUNT LIQUORS**
(besides Val-U-Rite)

5. Creme de Clorox

4. Smith & Wesson Extra Smoky Sangria

3. Mary Clogginstein's Merry Christmas

2. Alec Baldwin's All-New Bourbon Belt With Extra Bang!

1. Absolut Tide Pod

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2021 12:39 AM (L2ZTs)

550 Ouachita Mountains are Hot Springs, Arkansas.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2021 12:40 AM (OCTRt)

551 Golf clap.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2021 12:32 AM (OCTRt)

IIRC, the Ouachita Mountains are the source for "Arkansas Stones" used for honing knives, etc. So the name was mentioned in one of my geology courses.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2021 12:40 AM (P3gRi)

552 That last quote of Garfield's about monetary supply . . .
It is from before there was a federal reserve.
Which would mean . . .
All the evils ascribed to it did not originate with it.
More, it means they would not vanish with its absence, but merely return to private control as they were before.
An unpopular truth?

Posted by: Sam at November 22, 2021 12:41 AM (ohyxL)

553 You forgot Toilet Duck.

Favorite discount liquor of Scotsmen!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 22, 2021 12:41 AM (+WWsf)

554 Walter, yup!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2021 12:42 AM (L2ZTs)

555 apologies if this link from the post millennial is up already. a bit more on the B L M killer https://tinyurl.com/4fyhukpy

Posted by: ziggggyeeee at November 22, 2021 12:42 AM (AsMdZ)

556 You knew some serious shit was going to start happening once ace went on vacation.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 22, 2021 12:43 AM (cSs/W)

557 imo, it has nothing to do with Nordstrom's being woke or not. I don't think it has anything to do with Nordstrom at all.

It is a daily reminder that our civilized society that was once based on a general rule of law and personal responsibility is crumbling at a remarkable speed.

If it were well loved conservative businesses being temporarily held hostage by 80 crowbar wielding thugs it would make no difference to the end result, a Mad Max society ruled by total indifference to human life/value.

Posted by: old chick at November 22, 2021 12:44 AM (sOete)

558 IF THE MEDIA DID THEIR JOB... we would ALL have known this and tax payers dollars would not be wasted and more division created!
A jury did there job and made the right decision. SELF DEFENSE!! This is not race BS and if think it is WAKE THE FUCK UP!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2021 12:38 AM (OCTR

Why wasn't Rosenbaum in prison? You can be a child rapist and not be in prison? This bothers me. I thought that was only happening here.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 22, 2021 12:44 AM (MySN1)

559 Why wasn't Rosenbaum in prison? You can be a child rapist and not be in prison? This bothers me. I thought that was only happening here.
Posted by: CaliGirl

He got therapy, cured, released. SNORT!!

Posted by: Some Rat at November 22, 2021 12:46 AM (r1z5A)

560 I am the Night Rider!

Posted by: Night Rider at November 22, 2021 12:46 AM (4I/2K)

561 Why wasn't Rosenbaum in prison? You can be a child rapist and not be in prison? This bothers me. I thought that was only happening here.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 22, 2021 12:44 AM (MySN1)

I think he did do time in prison, in Arizona. NOt enough, apparently.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2021 12:46 AM (P3gRi)

562 I believe that way back when, they refused to carry a fashion line that was either by or promoted by someone in the Bush family?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2021 12:29 AM ----(L2ZTs)
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Trump, iirc

Posted by: Braenyard at November 22, 2021 12:46 AM (qYMk7)

563 Braenyard, ah. Thanks.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2021 12:48 AM (L2ZTs)

564 Ivanka's stuff was yanked from Macy's in 2017.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 22, 2021 12:49 AM (+WWsf)

565 Test

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 22, 2021 12:52 AM (uimEa)

566 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2021 12:34 AM (P3gRi)
--------------

AZ Wheels, a winter winner.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 22, 2021 12:53 AM (qYMk7)

567 That last quote of Garfield's about monetary supply . . .
It is from before there was a federal reserve.
Which would mean . . .
All the evils ascribed to it did not originate with it.
More, it means they would not vanish with its absence, but merely return to private control as they were before. An unpopular truth? Posted by: Sam at November 22, 2021 12:41 AM (ohyxL)

Yes, Congress had been changing the official price of silver and gold for a while, and one of the drives in the 1880's and earlier was to devalue the cost of silver or get rid of gold as the monetary basis to drive inflation to allow farmers more ability to pay off old debts.

At the same time the policy of the big banksters was to compel Caribbean and Central American states to move from silver to gold to be in accord with US policy which also caused inflation and lots of local dissent.

General Sherman's brother was a Senator with a lot of pull and was involved with a lot of these monetary moves.
Murray Rothbard wrote an exhaustive book that included this, the History of Money and banking in the United States

Posted by: Kindltot at November 22, 2021 12:53 AM (P9T5R)

568 That is The State Media, formally the Party Media or Uniparty Media. It has solidified since Jan 6th.

Posted by: Kyle Shot First at November 22, 2021 12:55 AM (/OOGS)

569 Rosenbaum did 10 years, starting when he was 18.

Don't want to get shit started, and I'm glad he's been put out his misery, but was himself sexually abused on a daily basis by his drunken stepfather, was bipolar, and had just been released from a mental hospital earlier in the day. ( For a second suicide attempt)

The vast majority of people like this don't become monsters for no reason. He did sickening things to those boys, but I imagine it was learned behavior. God rest his soul.

What are the odds they emptied the psych wards that day on purpose?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 22, 2021 12:55 AM (KrMCC)

570 The Toecutter - he knows who I am. I am the Night Rider! I am the chosen one. The mighty hand of vengeance, sent down to strike the unroadworthy! I'm hotter than a rollin' dice. Step right up, chum, and watch the kid lay down a rubber road, right to FREEDOM!

Posted by: Night Rider at November 22, 2021 12:55 AM (4I/2K)

571 I have one of those bumper pool tables in my basement, one my parents bought us as kids.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 22, 2021 12:56 AM (9rNlX)

572 apologies if this link from the post millennial is up already. a bit more on the B L M killer https://tinyurl.com/4fyhukpy

Posted by: ziggggyeeee at November 22, 2021 12:42 AM (AsMdZ)

They need to death penaly that motherfucker. His rap sheet qualified him for devil's island years ago.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 22, 2021 12:56 AM (VwHCD)

573 @CityofWaukesha; 10m ago: "At this time, we can confirm that 5 people are deceased and over 40 are injured. However, these numbers may change as we collect additional information. Many people have self-transported to area hospitals. The Police Department has the person of interest in custody."

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 22, 2021 01:00 AM (+WWsf)

574 What are the odds they emptied the psych wards that day on purpose?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 22, 2021 12:55 AM (KrMCC)
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You may be on to something.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 22, 2021 01:00 AM (qYMk7)

575 The vast majority of people like this don't become monsters for no reason. He did sickening things to those boys, but I imagine it was learned behavior. God rest his soul.

What are the odds they emptied the psych wards that day on purpose?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 22, 2021 12:55 AM (KrMCC)

Maybe he should have castrated his drunken stepfather, and then burned him alive, instead of emulating his behavior.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2021 01:00 AM (P3gRi)

576
Posted by: Night Rider

Those talking cars can get downright annoying.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2021 01:01 AM (63Dwl)

577 I'm not sure *the* BLM killer works as a title, since they slaughtered three dozen people during last years riots, plus there was that one guy that killed five cops in Dallas.

Posted by: Methos at November 22, 2021 01:03 AM (kOpft)

578 556 You knew some serious shit was going to start happening once ace went on vacation.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 22, 2021 12:43 AM (cSs/W)

One of the last times he tried it, RGB then went before her final judge.

Posted by: Bete at November 22, 2021 01:04 AM (Ojki1)

579 In a perfect world when colander facemask world arrives they'll be the first ones forced to dig their own graves.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Cut. Jib. Newsletter.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 22, 2021 01:05 AM (M8yB3)

580 Those talking cars can get downright annoying.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2021 01:01 AM (63Dwl)

I'm a hunka hunk of burning love!

Posted by: The Singing Tesla at November 22, 2021 01:05 AM (P3gRi)

581 Those talking cars can get downright annoying.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2021 01:01 AM (63Dwl)
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On many pick ups the talking radio and that safety crap are extras. Don't pay for them don' get them. The light duty Chevy's and Dodges especially.
The light duty's also ride smoother than most cars.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 22, 2021 01:06 AM (qYMk7)

582 And in news sure to discomfit conservatives everywhere ... it's been announced that Goldberg and Hayes have resigned from Fox in protest over the Tucker Carlson 1/6 documentary.

Posted by: Lurking Cynic at November 22, 2021 01:07 AM (RS9ZG)

583 Those talking cars can get downright annoying.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2021 01:01 AM (63Dwl)

*Glare* Someone is going without dinner tonight.

Posted by: Gladys at November 22, 2021 01:08 AM (Ojki1)

584 Maybe he should have castrated his drunken stepfather, and then burned him alive, instead of emulating his behavior.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2021 01:00 AM (P3gRi)

There is that.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 22, 2021 01:12 AM (VwHCD)

585 And in news sure to discomfit conservatives everywhere ... it's been announced that Goldberg and Hayes have resigned from Fox in protest over the Tucker Carlson 1/6 documentary.
Posted by: Lurking Cynic at November 22, 2021 01:07 AM (RS9ZG)

They are so stunning and brave.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at November 22, 2021 01:14 AM (4I/2K)

586 The vast majority of people like this don't become monsters for no reason. He did sickening things to those boys, but I imagine it was learned behavior. God rest his soul.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor

Maybe he should have castrated his drunken stepfather, and then burned him alive, instead of emulating his behavior.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Regardless how he got to be the monster he was the only cure for him was death. That sounds harsh, but it is true. There is much evil in the world and sometimes drastic steps have to be taken to protect the innocent.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 22, 2021 01:14 AM (M8yB3)

587 I think Jonah's flounce from Fox is almost irresistible bait for ace to post about from vacation. Oh yeah, all the stuff that Berserker and rickb223 said about the media is so very true, they truly are the enemy of the people. Tammy, I'm sorry that Joseph Rosenbaum had horrible things happen to him, he then committed those same horrible acts on other innocent people, it is hard for me to be sympathetic. Hollywood doesn't mind condemning sexual abuse when perpetrated by evil churchmen or sports doctors but have allowed the film industry to remain relatively unscathed. Harvey Weinstein was just about the women, not about the kids. Sorry for rambling I have a lot on my mind.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 22, 2021 01:15 AM (a4EWo)

588 I'm not sure *the* BLM killer works as a title
Posted by: Methos

So sorta like Dread Pirate Roberts, but less prestigious.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 22, 2021 01:16 AM (9rNlX)

589 The vast majority of people like this don't become monsters for no reason. He did sickening things to those boys, but I imagine it was learned behavior. God rest his soul.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor

God has infinite mercy.
I don't, so I prefer not to waste mine.

Posted by: Chuck C at November 22, 2021 01:16 AM (EughT)

590 Entirely possible Jonah waited until he knew Ace would be AFK on vacation before flouncing!

*taps his nose*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 22, 2021 01:17 AM (+WWsf)

591 587 I think Jonah's flounce from Fox is almost irresistible bait for ace to post about from vacation.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 22, 2021 01:15 AM (a4EWo)
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They waited for Ace to leave to make a safe getaway.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 22, 2021 01:18 AM (qYMk7)

592 I wonder how Lucienne (Goldberg) gets along with her embarrassment of a son?

Posted by: ziggggyeeee at November 22, 2021 01:18 AM (AsMdZ)

593 Entirely possible Jonah waited until he knew Ace would be AFK on vacation before flouncing!

*taps his nose*
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 22, 2021 01:17 AM (+WWsf)

The Eye of Ace sleepeth not.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2021 01:20 AM (P3gRi)

594 Can't be worse than Hunter

Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2021 01:22 AM (2JoB8)

595 Nite all, a busy day here but good news, they found my cell phone in Rockford. They don't check those backseat pockets that well. I know that phone, when I forgot it on a Mesa-Rockford flight went back to Mesa and was set back to Rockford.

Hey, that made my day.

Posted by: Farmer at November 22, 2021 01:22 AM (55Qr6)

596 BREAKING: Suspect in Waukesha 'mass casualty incident' identified as career criminal Darrell E. Brooks

Posted by: Braenyard at November 22, 2021 01:23 AM (qYMk7)

597 And in news sure to discomfit conservatives everywhere ... it's been announced that Goldberg and Hayes have resigned from Fox in protest over the Tucker Carlson 1/6 documentary.
Posted by: Lurking Cynic

Goldberg and Hayes can go fuck a woodchipper.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 22, 2021 01:24 AM (9rNlX)

598 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2021 01:00 AM (P3gRi)

I hear you, I do. And agree totally. It seldom works that way, though, especially with little boys. I worked in childcare in my 20s, and had to report two cases. I won't poison your mind with details, but when a 4 year old boy comes in every day with blood soaked underwear and can't control his bowels, you don't easily forget it. Rosenbaum was once a little boy just like that.

I am glad he's gone, but I can't help remembering 2 other baby boys who went through hell like him.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 22, 2021 01:25 AM (KrMCC)

599 Psst. Fuck Joe Biden. Pass it on.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 22, 2021 01:26 AM (9rNlX)

600 Fox has announced it will be able to cut it's buffet budget by 50%

Posted by: REDACTED at November 22, 2021 01:27 AM (us2H3)

601 >>> 52 Will the Circle be Unbroken (1972) is one of the best albums ever made.
Posted by: Puddleglum

Concur. Every music lover should have a copy, even if they're not bluegrass/country fans. Plenty of legendary performers struttin' their stuff, instrumental and vocal, on those two discs.

Posted by: Fou Troll at November 22, 2021 01:27 AM (HLwmB)

602 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 22, 2021 01:27 AM (csEWM)

603 >>>I am glad he's gone, but I can't help remembering 2 other baby boys who went through hell like him.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 22, 2021 01:25 AM (KrMCC)
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That's when someone should have taken daddy to the woodchipper.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 22, 2021 01:28 AM (qYMk7)

604 596 Posted by: Braenyard at November 22, 2021 01:23 AM (qYMk7)

I am certain that morally he is less loathsome to the left than Chauvin....

Posted by: sven at November 22, 2021 01:29 AM (Lzpvj)

605 Posted by: Sharkman at November 22, 2021 01:14 AM (M8yB3)

Not harsh at all. I agree completely, and I don't even believe in the death penalty.

And as mentioned upthread, God has mercy so we need not waste ours, lol. But the horror does still hurt my heart. Would not stop me from convicting him to whatever sentence he got , but it does hurt my heart to think of a child being tortured like that.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 22, 2021 01:31 AM (KrMCC)

606 Can we invite Goldberg & Hayes to be "guests" at the 2022 TxMoMeet?

*innocent look*

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 22, 2021 01:31 AM (QzJWU)

607 If I had a son, he woulda looked like Darrell Brooks

Posted by: George Floyd at November 22, 2021 01:32 AM (us2H3)

608 My feet are torn and bloody, my heart is full of woe
I'm going back to Georgia to find my Uncle Joe
You may talk about your Beauregard and sing of Bobby Lee
But the gallant Hood of Texas played Hell in Tennessee!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 22, 2021 01:32 AM (AlkyK)

609 Eros: [with disgust at the MFM] You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!

Posted by: Plan 9 From Outer Space at November 22, 2021 01:32 AM (4I/2K)

610 609 Eros: [with disgust at the MFM] You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!
Posted by: Plan 9 From Outer Space at November 22, 2021 01:32 AM (4I/2K)

I just watched that Rifftrax. Like five minutes ago.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 22, 2021 01:34 AM (csEWM)

611 Finding Security in a Troubled World

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3PyJ7yOnkE

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 22, 2021 01:36 AM (tUVd3)

612 I still hope the bastard didnt do it on purpose. Did he really look up or post something online about how to get away with running people over?! Have the 4channies confirmed this?!

I need to call my techie nephew. He's a full-blown channie.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 22, 2021 01:37 AM (KrMCC)

613 And in news sure to discomfit conservatives everywhere ... it's been announced that Goldberg and Hayes have resigned from Fox in protest over the Tucker Carlson 1/6 documentary.
Posted by: Lurking Cynic

Goldberg and Hayes can go fuck a woodchipper.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 22, 2021 01:24
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Good riddance for Fox.

Posted by: Farmer at November 22, 2021 01:37 AM (55Qr6)

614 Honestly the apple guy is currently my hero. I love apples!

Posted by: keena at November 22, 2021 01:38 AM (RiTnx)

615 Good riddance for Fox.
Posted by: Farmer at November 22, 2021 01:37 AM (55Qr6)

Happy to hear you got your phone back, Farmer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2021 01:40 AM (P3gRi)

616 I need to call my techie nephew. He's a full-blown channie.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 22, 2021 01:37 AM (KrMCC)

Do they have a handshake?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 22, 2021 01:40 AM (csEWM)

617 Honestly the apple guy is currently my hero. I love apples!
Posted by: keena at November 22, 2021 01:38 AM (RiTnx)

I just bought a sack of "Autumn Glory" apples. They are yummy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2021 01:41 AM (P3gRi)

618 Ha, if they're all like him, I doubt it. Not real fond of being touched. He's an Aspy.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 22, 2021 01:42 AM (KrMCC)

619 @612: "Have the 4channies confirmed this?!"

All of the BLM and Antifa people have ben angry online about the law changes that make it "legal to run over protesters." It's another example of "across state lines" factual and legal analysis.

Of course, the laws don't actually say that, and it's a little more nuanced about being stuck in a mob, fearing you'll be dragged outta your car, beaten to death, etc., so you can flee the scene by any means necessary.

This guy wasn't saying he was gonna go run people over in any legit threatening way. It was offhand tit-for-tat kinda "well if they can do that to us then we better do it to them too" sorta bullshit.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 22, 2021 01:42 AM (+WWsf)

620 Why Jim? Why, why, why? Unless the MoMe will be featuring stocks or pillories next year and the Horde can gather round and hurl insults scorn and shame upon them, perhaps some horse droppings too.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 22, 2021 01:45 AM (a4EWo)

621 This guy wasn't saying he was gonna go run people over in any legit threatening way. It was offhand tit-for-tat kinda "well if they can do that to us then we better do it to them too" sorta bullshit.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 22, 2021 01:42 AM (+WWsf)

Not a good thing to have on your record if you actually go and do it, though. Sort of like having "Built to whack xxxx" engraved on your gun.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2021 01:45 AM (P3gRi)

622 Thanks, Mr. Freeman. Still holding out hope he was fleeing the scene of some other, uh, incident, and didn't know about the parade.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 22, 2021 01:45 AM (KrMCC)

623 dear Mr. Brooks

this letter is to inform you, regretfully, your auto insurance premium will see a teeny, weeny increase next year

Happy motoring and at your next stop, be careful not to get rear ended

Posted by: Allstate at November 22, 2021 01:47 AM (us2H3)

624 ..Why Jim? Why, why, why? Unless the MoMe will be featuring stocks or pillories next year and the Horde can gather round and hurl insults scorn and shame upon them, perhaps some horse droppings too. Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 22, 2021 01:45 AM (a4EWo)

Your ideas do constitute what one might regard as a "Good Start", ma'am. Please do go on?

And should you have a newsletter, I would be honored to subscribe. The cut of your jib is most appealing, I must say!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 22, 2021 01:52 AM (QzJWU)

625 That's one of the working theories right now.

Rumored stabbing in a nearby downtown city park roughly 30m before the parade. It doesn't mean he was being actively chased by police though. Coulda been a full blown drug and adrenaline induced panic attack for all anyone knows, and he ended up in the middle of the parade by accident.

However, given the video, and the momentary hesitation before accelerating through the crowd, I think there's gonna be a plausible argument that he was aware enough to jump outta the car and flee on foot instead.

At some point, it became a willful act, even if it wasn't premeditated and intentional.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 22, 2021 01:52 AM (+WWsf)

626 which also caused inflation
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The free silver crowd were trying to fight *deflation* which was enriching the Wall Street crowd and destroying the debt-heavy farmers. They didn't win. William Jennings Bryan was indeed crucified on a cross of gold.

Posted by: lurk at November 22, 2021 01:56 AM (MIODZ)

627 Anyways, sleepy time for me. Until tomorrow, hordlings.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 22, 2021 01:56 AM (+WWsf)

628 Well, I am going to call it a night. Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2021 01:57 AM (P3gRi)

629 Night, y'all. Sleep well.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 22, 2021 01:58 AM (KrMCC)

630 I know people in my area add serviceberry to their plantings for quail and pheasant habitat.

Is it easy to get it to maturity and yielding human-edible fruit?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 22, 2021 12:03 AM (tkyK5)

Serviceberry is a very pretty shrub, but I think they taste blah. Try some Crandall clove currants. Mail order bare root plants from Whitman Farm in Oregon.

Posted by: WhyBanned at November 22, 2021 02:10 AM (ulaXh)

631 {{SMH}}, I bookmarked that sermon because it is rather long, but I will try and watch it after Thanksgiving. Jim, I don't think would be good eating, but he would be a sight to behold trussed up and being rotated over a hot fire. Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours. This is the first year in quite a while that we will have three generations around the table, now I'm one of the old people!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 22, 2021 02:12 AM (a4EWo)

632 Jim, that was Jonah supposed to be spit roasted, I don't know how I omitted that from my comment, I am kind of sleep deprived.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 22, 2021 02:15 AM (a4EWo)

633 One thing that should be remembered. We are talking about a single driver now, but the WZs story mentions 3 guys in the SUV.

I am merely saying: 24 hours where we don't know shit about shit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 22, 2021 02:15 AM (csEWM)

634 DDD

They WILL be trussed up and roasted over a hot fire.

But, not at the TxMoMeet. Corsicana is closer to Heaven than the hell that the aforementioned miscreants might yet enjoy.

Tell you this though. It's not even too late for those yet alive to repent. And they should. Bicep Boy, first amongst 'em. The pair Kyle sent to their rewards, though? As though they sowed, so shall they reap.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 22, 2021 02:16 AM (QzJWU)

635 632 Jim, that was Jonah supposed to be spit roasted, I don't know how I omitted that from my comment, I am kind of sleep deprived.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 22, 2021 02:15 AM (a4EWo)

Oh, dear lord, the mental image.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 22, 2021 02:16 AM (csEWM)

636 Good riddance for Fox.
Posted by: Farmer at November 22, 2021 01:37 AM (55Qr6)

Happy to hear you got your phone back, Farmer.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2021 01:40
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TY AOP, for you offer of help. I know that phone went back to Mesa and then back to Rockford.

That trip wiped us out. We still don't have an incident report as to why Jerry fell and was left laying on the floor for 14 hrs. His daughters want to put it in the past, close the book so to speak. Understandably...
to be cont

Posted by: Farmer at November 22, 2021 02:24 AM (55Qr6)

637 Just imagining Shelly Winters upside down is a horror story all in itself.

Posted by: West at November 22, 2021 02:25 AM (QY+6a)

638 Dante's Peak and Volcano are in the same genre.

Heck, you could say Armageddon and Deep Impact are as well.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 22, 2021 02:27 AM (csEWM)

639 All of us down at the Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Health Center thinks they should make movies about Presdent and Micheal Obama's life and accomplishments.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at November 22, 2021 02:29 AM (otFiP)

640 I'm not so gracious. It's about accountability, not money. Jerry was blind and deaf. Lived 2 yrs on his own in asst living after Jo had strokes and was taken to the health care section.

She died in Mar. We saw him, we were limited before because of Chinese Covid among the employees.

Point is his death would not be valued much, sadly. Blind, deaf, 90 (Korean War vet) and just lost your wife of 67 yrs doesn't make for future earnings potential, LOL.

There is something wrong w/ the system at Sierra Winds, Peoria, AZ. Jerry fell, was sent to the hosp...head got several staples, stayed overnight. Sent home the next day, some Sierra Winds employees knew he was home as they let him into the apt...

Posted by: Farmer at November 22, 2021 02:32 AM (55Qr6)

641 Jonah Goldberg and Stephen Hayes resign from Fox News in protest. Wow, they'll surely be missed. No reflection or self awareness. The ultimate virtue-signaling for a pseudo-conservative grifters. Their wives must enjoy the company of dickless wonders.

Posted by: Mean Tweet at November 22, 2021 02:36 AM (BOJAx)

642 639 All of us down at the Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Health Center thinks they should make movies about Presdent and Micheal Obama's life and accomplishments.
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at November 22, 2021 02:29 AM (otFiP)

They made The Manchurian Candidate and Dumbo.

Twice. Each.

Posted by: Bete at November 22, 2021 02:36 AM (Ojki1)

643 641 Jonah Goldberg and Stephen Hayes resign from Fox News in protest. Wow, they'll surely be missed. No reflection or self awareness. The ultimate virtue-signaling for a pseudo-conservative grifters. Their wives must enjoy the company of dickless wonders.
Posted by: Mean Tweet at November 22, 2021 02:36 AM (BOJAx)

And nothing of value was lost.

Posted by: Bete at November 22, 2021 02:37 AM (Ojki1)

644 I don't do much of anything anymore. Since Mollie Hemingway showed up no one wants are tepid conservative takes on an actually watched prime time show. My wife likes handymen because they deliver residentially!

*wink*

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at November 22, 2021 02:45 AM (BOJAx)

645 Bret Baier must be inconsolable.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 22, 2021 02:45 AM (a4EWo)

646 ...yet those at Sierra Winds that were suppossed to check on him the next day never did! The system at Sierra Winds, Peoria AZ needs some corrections.

Sorry for the rant, g' nite all.

Posted by: Farmer at November 22, 2021 02:45 AM (55Qr6)

647 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at November 22, 2021 02:51 AM (rk2/G)

648 Good night, Farmer, I am so sorry about your father in law, please tell Jules condolences. I am glad you got your phone back. Goodnight Horde, see you all tomorrow.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 22, 2021 02:52 AM (a4EWo)

649 And in news sure to discomfit conservatives everywhere ... it's been announced that Goldberg and Hayes have resigned from Fox in protest over the Tucker Carlson 1/6 documentary.
Posted by: Lurking Cynic at November 22, 2021 01:07 AM (RS9ZG)

Why do I suspect their contracts were about up?

Posted by: LASue at November 22, 2021 03:12 AM (Ed8Zd)

650 649 And in news sure to discomfit conservatives everywhere ... it's been announced that Goldberg and Hayes have resigned from Fox in protest over the Tucker Carlson 1/6 documentary.
Posted by: Lurking Cynic at November 22, 2021 01:07 AM (RS9ZG)

Why do I suspect their contracts were about up?
Posted by: LASue at November 22, 2021 03:12 AM (Ed8Zd)

Promised a small stack of cash and hotdog sandwiches.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 22, 2021 03:19 AM (csEWM)

651 Nood. Pixy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 22, 2021 03:27 AM (csEWM)

652 The last time I saw The Towering Inferno I thought it was actually pretty good. It was...

June 1994.

And in spite of my friend and I agreeing it was pretty good, we were mercilessly MSTing the thing. Especially the appearances of one O.J. Simpson (refer to the date above).

Posted by: Cow Demon - Free Australia! at November 22, 2021 04:51 AM (CdZ4i)

653 James Garfield was an impressive historical figure. James Garfield became a canal worker, but almost drowned. After that, he did go to college, and soon became a professor and even college president by age 26. He was elected to the Ohio legislator, served in the Civil war where he attained the rank of general. During the war, he was elected to Congress. As a Congressman, he had a mathematical proof published. He also became Speaker of the House. He cheated on his wife, Lucretia ("Crete"), but she took him back. His famous "Destiny of the Republic" speech at the 1880 convention led to his becoming nominated for President (even though the Ohio legislature had elected him to the U.S. Senate). Garfield was elected very narrowly.

During his term, Garfield butted heads with the NY "Stalwart" Republican establishment, of which his VP (Chester A. Arthur) had been a beneficiary. He was shot by a crazed office-seeker, Charles Guiteau, who had stalked Garfield for weeks. Alexander Graham Bell actually developed a device to locate the bullet, but it was not allowed to scan all the body. Garfield died a painful death two months after being shot.

Posted by: Isophorone at November 22, 2021 07:30 AM (0/xTg)

654 I recommend the book "Destiny of the Republic" about James Garfield and his assassination.

Posted by: Isophorone at November 22, 2021 07:31 AM (0/xTg)

655 Never had a rec room, but had a bean-bag chair for about 24 hours. I was 12. I had wanted one for ages. So cool! All my friends had one!

With all those nifty little styro pellets in it, our cat thought it was a litterbox.

Posted by: PlainJane at November 22, 2021 09:06 PM (4RuLv)

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