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Quinnipiac: Now Only 36% of F. Joe Biden's Rancid Stools Are Making It Into the Toilet

Let's Low Brandon.

Joe Biden's job approval rating has sunk to 36 percent in the latest poll from left-wing Quinnipiac, and the Republican party is up eight points on the generic congressional ballot.

Keep in mind that Quinnipiac is an infamously left-wing pollster. So anything Quinnipiac can do to juice a poll in favor of Democrats, Quinnipiac will do. And still, this poll is ALL bad news for Democrats.

...

On the generic congressional ballot, the GOP is up eight among all adults (46-38 percent) and up five (46-41 percent) among registered voters.

Nolte points out that among the four most important issues -- as self-reported by survey respondents -- Republicans lead by 11 points on average.

The reasons for this are found in this same poll. A majority of 52 percent of Americans say Democrats have moved too far left. Meanwhile, only 35 percent of Americans say the Republicans have moved too far to the right.

A whopping majority of 54 percent say Democrats don't care about the needs of people like them. Slightly more, 56 percent, say the same about the GOP, but they always say that about the GOP. Democrats were seen as the empathy party, the party of the little guy, and those days are now over.

...

"Americans say 46 - 38 percent they would want to see the Republican Party win control of the House of Representatives, reports the pollster, and a margin of 46 - 40 percent "want to see the Republican Party win control of the U.S. Senate."

By margins of ten points, Independent voters want the GOP to control the House (41-31percent) and the Senate (44-34 percent).

Democrats can take solace that at least this polling isn't as bad for them as the polling in the blowout years of 1998 and 2010.

This polling is much, much worse for them. See the article for more.


Biden's approval is even worse in key swing districts that are key bellwethers for control of Congress.

While Biden's approval rating in these districts is actually better, per this NRCC poll, than what the leftwing Quinnipiac poll shows, Biden's standing among independents is much worse:

Biden's approval rating among independents, specifically, is even more devastating, as they disapprove by a 26-point margin -- 31 percent approving and 57 percent disapproving. Of those, 10 percent "strongly" approve of Biden. Far more, 45 percent, "strongly" disapprove.

The Democrats and Mark Zuckerberg are going to have to "fortify" this election like they've never "fortified" an election before.


Trial Update:

@brianstelter

NBC News statement: "Last night, a freelancer received a traffic citation. While the traffic violation took place near the jury van, the freelancer never contacted or intended to contact the jurors during deliberations, and never photographed or intended to photograph them" (1/2)

"We regret the incident and will fully cooperate with the authorities on any investigation," NBC adds (2/2)

Via Tami.

Rekieta's crew presses X to doubt. Viva Frei notes the extreme improbability that he just happened to get a ticket for running a red light while coincidentally following the juror bus.

He ran the red light specifically to not lose his tail on the bus, of course.

The media's busines model is just lying. That's all they do. Lie after lie after lie after lie after lie.

@lookner

Perspective: Court TV correspondent who knows James J. Morrison just said a reporter following a jury bus is a long-standing practice by news outlets in big trials to get info on juror panel so news outlets can reach out to jurors quickly after verdict. "Happens all the time."

Court TV correspondent says he doesn't want to defend the practice, and acknowledges some people might think it's despicable. Says when a reporter follows a jury bus they're looking for the jurors' license plates so they can get their contact info to contact them after verdict.

https://tinyurl.com/yg4stk9w

Ummm...how would the media get their contact info FROM THEIR LICENSE PLATES!?!?
Posted by: Tami

brian-stelter-pic-1_orig.jpg

168 Stelter's grinning like he's about to take a swing at a dick pinata full of donuts

Posted by: All Hail Eris

Posted by: Ace at 01:20 PM




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1 36%? Still too high.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 18, 2021 01:20 PM (aXxgO)

2 First?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 18, 2021 01:20 PM (dfRN6)

3 Sooooo close!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 18, 2021 01:20 PM (dfRN6)

4 1 36%? Still too high.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 18, 2021 01:20 PM (aXxgO)

This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 18, 2021 01:20 PM (csEWM)

5 corgis called

we'll see if they take the bait...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 18, 2021 01:20 PM (8D42x)

6 Top 10.

Posted by: Hold My Montrachet at November 18, 2021 01:21 PM (juH8z)

7 Stolen elections have consequences

Posted by: Jmel at November 18, 2021 01:21 PM (RWHIh)

8 Let's limbo Brandon!

Posted by: Bete at November 18, 2021 01:21 PM (Ojki1)

9 He never actually had positive approval at any point.

This is what happens when you allow an election to be stolen.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 18, 2021 01:21 PM (5kI0z)

10 Joe rejects our reality and chooses his own reality.

Posted by: BignJames at November 18, 2021 01:21 PM (AwYPR)

11 Just a puppet on a lonely string

Posted by: Skip's Phone at November 18, 2021 01:21 PM (QD5c5)

12 Fuck Joe Biden

...with a chainsaw

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 18, 2021 01:21 PM (XvPQV)

13 Rekieta is up to 86K.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 18, 2021 01:21 PM (csEWM)

14 Attaboy, Brandon!

Posted by: Everett Greenbaum at November 18, 2021 01:21 PM (uhPTO)

15 Willowed...

@brianstelter

NBC News statement: "Last night, a freelancer received a traffic citation. While the traffic violation took place near the jury van, the freelancer never contacted or intended to contact the jurors during deliberations, and never photographed or intended to photograph them" (1/2)

"We regret the incident and will fully cooperate with the authorities on any investigation," NBC adds (2/2)

*cough*bullshit*cough*

Posted by: Tami at November 18, 2021 01:22 PM (cF8AT)

16 Nobody consented to be governed by anyone else. Ever.... Unless they cant hack it on their own or are a crook.
Period.

Posted by: Hold My Montrachet at November 18, 2021 01:22 PM (juH8z)

17 Democrats can take solace that at least this polling isn't as bad for them as the polling in the blowout years of 1998 and 2010.

This polling is much, much worse for them.


One wonders what it would take for these mouthbreathers to finally conclude that voting for Dems is stupid. I suppose much of their support comes from young people who think they know better, but actually don't know their anus from their elbow.

Posted by: pep at November 18, 2021 01:22 PM (ZsR3z)

18 With these numbers Joe will probably only get 100M votes in 2024.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at November 18, 2021 01:22 PM (CM8Oa)

19 "On the generic congressional ballot, the GOP is up eight among all adults (46-38 percent) and up five (46-41 percent) among registered voters."

Awesome. Now's our chance to move to the Middle.

Posted by: GOPe at November 18, 2021 01:22 PM (aXxgO)

20 But anyway, strippers love poles

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 18, 2021 01:22 PM (XvPQV)

21 My guess is it is really in the mid 20s as these are usually over weighted with (D) by 10%.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 18, 2021 01:22 PM (yrol0)

22 I am going to look good in red.

Posted by: 2022 Midterms at November 18, 2021 01:22 PM (4vi12)

23 Nothing is left in this man's skull but thin porridge, drool, and a fetish for grade-school girls.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at November 18, 2021 01:22 PM (II3Gr)

24 All the ladies love a military man.

Posted by: Gen. Eric Republican, USAF ret at November 18, 2021 01:22 PM (yQpMk)

25 Has MSNBC considered following #FJB's stools to see where they go?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at November 18, 2021 01:22 PM (IUd0M)

26 What we need is a national monorail

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 18, 2021 01:22 PM (je1Jm)

27 We still have plenty of time to fuck this up!

Posted by: GOPe at November 18, 2021 01:22 PM (MzKgG)

28 I still don't understand how 36 percent still approve of him.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 18, 2021 01:22 PM (cSyAR)

29 What a headline.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 18, 2021 01:23 PM (DU+/6)

30 "But anyway, strippers love poles."


LIES!

Posted by: Belarus at November 18, 2021 01:23 PM (4vi12)

31 36%? Still too high.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 18, 2021 01:20 PM (aXxgO)

Word. Even with removing the 5% Dem bias. I've heard tell of people within 300 miles of me voicing support for the Meat Puppet even now. I'm thankful they have excused themselves from my life. I *may* be in denial about who supports them if they are quiet about it. I can appreciate the ones that keep their traps shut.

Posted by: Catherine--who generally doesn't curse. at November 18, 2021 01:23 PM (XnnHY)

32 26 What we need is a national monorail
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 18, 2021 01:22 PM (je1Jm)

Electrified? Six-car?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at November 18, 2021 01:23 PM (II3Gr)

33 At a certain point FJB has to rebound. People will get acclimated to the incompetence, and when he does happen to connect on a wild swing, he will look brilliant.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 18, 2021 01:23 PM (0ryfU)

34 But anyway, strippers love poles

---------------

What about the Irish?

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 18, 2021 01:23 PM (sX1BW)

35 36% approval in Dem weighted polls. Also, 81M votes.

Totally legit!

Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2021 01:23 PM (ESjRY)

36 27 We still have plenty of time to fuck this up!
Posted by: GOPe at November 18, 2021 01:22 PM (MzKgG)

Imagine what the numbers would be if you stood for something?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 18, 2021 01:23 PM (csEWM)

37 >>> 22 I am going to look good in red.
Posted by: 2022 Midterms at November 18, 2021 01:22 PM (4vi12)

But we can't do anything unless we have both the House and Senate, and the Presidency. Donate now, Patriot!!!

Posted by: GOPe at November 18, 2021 01:23 PM (llON8)

38 Hmm just saw a Google ad where a little girl buys pink suede sneakers for her little brother....

Posted by: steevy at November 18, 2021 01:23 PM (CYnTg)

39 But anyway, strippers love poles
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready

Indeed they do!

Posted by: Wilbur Mills at November 18, 2021 01:23 PM (yPDRi)

40
Ace, did you see brian stelter bullshit-spin tweet for msnbc's domestic terrorist-journalist?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 18, 2021 01:24 PM (RDcaw)

41 The Democratic Party is the party of depravity.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 18, 2021 01:24 PM (cSyAR)

42 NY to LA monorail with one stop in Topeka.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 18, 2021 01:24 PM (0ryfU)

43
Noood


nood

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 18, 2021 01:24 PM (RDcaw)

44 Now, fast forward a couple of months when lays off a few hundred thousand people, and the cost of gas/heating oil spike, and there isn't enough food in the stores.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2021 01:24 PM (ESjRY)

45 Nice, Congressman Paul Gosar retweeted the video he got censured for, after being Censured.

THIS IS HOW YOU WIN FOLKS.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 18, 2021 01:24 PM (oHd/0)

46 What about the Irish?

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 18, 2021 01:23 PM (sX1BW)

Potatoes...and alcohol.

Posted by: BignJames at November 18, 2021 01:25 PM (AwYPR)

47 What we need is a national monorail
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 18, 2021 01:22 PM (je1Jm)



monorail...Monorail...MONORAIL

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 18, 2021 01:25 PM (yQpMk)

48 Meh, wake me up when we control the counting of the votes...

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 18, 2021 01:25 PM (jnP3J)

49 >>Ace, did you see brian stelter bullshit-spin tweet for msnbc's domestic terrorist-journalist?


yes just added Tami's willowed post

Posted by: ace at November 18, 2021 01:25 PM (0G13K)

50 The idea that even 30% of the adults in this country have a positive opinion of Brandon at this point shows that we're well and truly fucked as a nation.

Posted by: ballistic at November 18, 2021 01:25 PM (oXNqT)

51 33 At a certain point FJB has to rebound. People will get acclimated to the incompetence, and when he does happen to connect on a wild swing, he will look brilliant.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 18, 2021 01:23 PM (0ryfU)

See, if this was being driven by a news story from NYC, I could buy that. This is being fueled by people paying more for gas, empty store shelves. This is hitting people on both sides, the hard working and the spoiled.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 18, 2021 01:25 PM (csEWM)

52 I still don't understand how 36 percent still approve of him. Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 18, 2021 01:22 PM (cSyAR)

There is a floor of die-hard Democrats who are unable to countenance the other side being in existence, let alone power, so they reflexively support their guy. It's all part of being on the same team.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 18, 2021 01:25 PM (BMmaB)

53 The Democratic Party is the party of depravity.

If you can't keep it in your pants keep it in the family right Hunter?

Also...I wonder if Ashley wants a new shower head for Christmas?

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 18, 2021 01:25 PM (ESjRY)

54
cnn's spin for msnbc: a "freelance" journalist "received a traffic citation."

that's all

move along

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 18, 2021 01:25 PM (RDcaw)

55 I saw Rancid Stools open for the Allman Brothers back in '72.

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 18, 2021 01:25 PM (sjdRT)

56 >>> 28 I still don't understand how 36 percent still approve of him.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 18, 2021 01:22 PM (cSyAR)

Some of them are the super geniuses who think *they* will be saved from the mass die-off planned by the "great" resetters.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 18, 2021 01:25 PM (llON8)

57 CONFIRMED! Stelter confirms the guy caught in Kenosha works for them.

NBC News statement: "Last night, a freelancer received a traffic citation. While the traffic violation took place near the jury van, the freelancer never contacted or intended to contact the jurors during deliberations, and never photographed or intended to photograph them"

https://bit.ly/30EC5PP

Posted by: bonhomme at November 18, 2021 01:25 PM (sG4Hj)

58 Our bipartisan Infrastructure bill that gave Biden everything he wanted should help.

Posted by: GOPe at November 18, 2021 01:25 PM (KaYud)

59 If only voting mattered any more

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 18, 2021 01:26 PM (iFTx/)

60 The words nood Biden poll are disturbing.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 18, 2021 01:26 PM (cSyAR)

61 @lookner

Perspective: Court TV correspondent who knows James J. Morrison just said a reporter following a jury bus is a long-standing practice by news outlets in big trials to get info on juror panel so news outlets can reach out to jurors quickly after verdict. "Happens all the time."
Court TV correspondent says he doesn't want to defend the practice, and acknowledges some people might think it's despicable. Says when a reporter follows a jury bus they're looking for the jurors' license plates so they can get their contact info to contact them after verdict.
https://tinyurl.com/yg4stk9w

Ummm...how would the media get their contact info FROM THEIR LICENSE PLATES!?!?

Posted by: Tami at November 18, 2021 01:26 PM (cF8AT)

62 The media needs to be on the receiving end of some kinetic action, pronto.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 18, 2021 01:26 PM (BFigT)

63 Tami deserves a raise!

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 18, 2021 01:26 PM (sX1BW)

64 >>> "But anyway, strippers love poles."


LIES!
Posted by: Belarus at November 18, 2021 01:23 PM (4vi12)


Don't even get me started on the Champagne Room

Posted by: Chris Rock at November 18, 2021 01:26 PM (h/pNJ)

65 He ran the red light specifically to not lose his tail on the bus, of course.


Now this I believe.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2021 01:26 PM (axyOa)

66 The real numbers are so bad that they're floating ideas about changing the VP, even though that's not possible.

Think that one over.

Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 01:26 PM (AwPyG)

67 30 "But anyway, strippers love poles."


LIES!
Posted by: Belarus at November 18, 2021 01:23 PM (4vi12)

ISWYDT, and well done, good sir or madam!

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at November 18, 2021 01:26 PM (+4XDD)

68 36% don't support Biden, they are just happy it isn't trump.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 18, 2021 01:26 PM (0ryfU)

69 >>I still don't understand how 36 percent still approve of him.


These are the people that think you have a 50% chance of dying if you catch the Chinese Lung AIDS.

Posted by: garrett at November 18, 2021 01:26 PM (q+cim)

70 NY to LA monorail with one stop in Topeka.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 18, 2021 01:24 PM (0ryfU)



What about us?

Posted by: North Haverbrook at November 18, 2021 01:26 PM (yQpMk)

71 I still don't understand how 36 percent still approve of him.

What lefties tell me...Trump was going to start a bunch of wars, and lynch black people and make us all die of COVID.

Seriously, that is their argument for supporting Joey Family F*cker

Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2021 01:26 PM (ESjRY)

72 "Let's Blow Brandon!" -- The Media and NeverTrump Pedophile Class (But I Repeat Myself Thrice)

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 18, 2021 01:26 PM (3RlYu)

73 I'd like to know who these mental midgets are who claim the GOPe has moved too far to the right.

As far as I'm aware - the only place where we've really moved right is on gun rights - and that is by virtue of the fact that 8 million or so new gun owners were created in the past two years.

We've given up trying to balance budgets, trim spending, cut the welfare state, restore federalism/states rights, the end of babykilling, traditional family values/marriage, interventionalist foreign policy... all of those have gone by the wayside in/since the Trump era. Not saying that thats wrong, but again, how have we moved more right?

I just don't see it.

Posted by: Defenestratus at November 18, 2021 01:27 PM (ByKgG)

74 Perspective: Court TV correspondent who knows James J. Morrison just said a reporter following a jury bus is a long-standing practice by news outlets in big trials to get info on juror panel so news outlets can reach out to jurors quickly after verdict. "Happens all the time."

---------------

This may shock people, but most reporters are scum. They aren't looking for wrong doing, they are looking to make people look bad on camera.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 18, 2021 01:27 PM (sX1BW)

75 The Irish love poles too.

Posted by: Oscar Wilde at November 18, 2021 01:27 PM (4vi12)

76 bet most of those 36% are lefties from Cali. I have a horrid lefty lawyer client who thinks Biden is just amazing. I try to have as little to do with her as possible.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 18, 2021 01:27 PM (hV9ir)

77 These are the people that think you have a 50% chance of dying if you catch the Chinese Lung AIDS.
Posted by: garrett at November 18, 2021 01:26 PM (q+cim)

Thanks for not making me the only one trying to keep that usage alive, garrett.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 18, 2021 01:27 PM (csEWM)

78
Ace: The Democrats and Mark Zuckerberg are going to have to "fortify" this election like they've never "fortified" an election before.

Yes, '22 and '24 will have to be the "safest" and most "secure" elections in "history."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 18, 2021 01:27 PM (RDcaw)

79 @Cat Ass, I understand the "connect on a wild swing" potential. I also think, however, there is a "hit into a double play and kill the rally" potential, to continue the metaphor. We have 3 years to go and something really, really bad could happen.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 18, 2021 01:27 PM (BMmaB)

80 So, 36% put through the BS detector means Joetato's at about 30 %.

(rubs hands togeher) Gooood. Gooooood!

But still not good enough.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 18, 2021 01:27 PM (Bmy3R)

81 He's approaching VP Kneeler's numbers.

However, his obvious *issues* are the reason the House is talking about how to select a VP.
We're going to get 'the Kneeler' and a new VP will be required.
Hillary hardest hit.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 18, 2021 01:27 PM (6vaxi)

82 9 He never actually had positive approval at any point.

This is what happens when you allow an election to be stolen.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 18, 2021 01:21 PM (5kI0z)

But, but, but 81 M votes... or something...

Posted by: Inogame at November 18, 2021 01:27 PM (FHDh6)

83 "But anyway, strippers love poles."


LIES!
Posted by: Belarus at November 18, 2021 01:23 PM (4vi12)

*gets the hose*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 18, 2021 01:27 PM (XvPQV)

84 61 @lookner

Perspective: Court TV correspondent who knows James J. Morrison just said a reporter following a jury bus is a long-standing practice by news outlets in big trials to get info on juror panel so news outlets can reach out to jurors quickly after verdict. "Happens all the time."
Court TV correspondent says he doesn't want to defend the practice, and acknowledges some people might think it's despicable. Says when a reporter follows a jury bus they're looking for the jurors' license plates so they can get their contact info to contact them after verdict.
https://tinyurl.com/yg4stk9w

Ummm...how would the media get their contact info FROM THEIR LICENSE PLATES!?!?
Posted by: Tami at November 18, 2021 01:26 PM (cF8AT)

Isn't there are DMV database? Just need someone to illegally give access.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 18, 2021 01:27 PM (z5Vrg)

85 willowed from last thread:

this probably wouldn't fall under regular harassment laws, it would fall under intimidating juror laws.

Which are a much bigger deal.

Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 01:27 PM (AwPyG)

86 >>> 61 @lookner

Perspective: Court TV correspondent who knows James J. Morrison just said a reporter following a jury bus is a long-standing practice by news outlets in big trials to get info on juror panel so news outlets can reach out to jurors quickly after verdict. "Happens all the time."
Court TV correspondent says he doesn't want to defend the practice, and acknowledges some people might think it's despicable. Says when a reporter follows a jury bus they're looking for the jurors' license plates so they can get their contact info to contact them after verdict.
https://tinyurl.com/yg4stk9w

Ummm...how would the media get their contact info FROM THEIR LICENSE PLATES!?!?
Posted by: Tami at November 18, 2021 01:26 PM (cF8AT)

We have no idea.

Also, they're totes going to wait until *after* the verdict to contact them. Or have friends contact them.

Posted by: Top Men and Whammne of the Eff.Bee.EYE at November 18, 2021 01:28 PM (llON8)

87 BUILD BACK BETTER

BUCK SNORT WETTER

Posted by: Joe Biden's colon at November 18, 2021 01:28 PM (786Ro)

88
This may shock people, but most reporters are scum. They aren't looking for wrong doing, they are looking to make people look bad on camera.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 18, 2021 01:27 PM (sX1BW)


99% give the rest a bad name.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2021 01:28 PM (/U27+)

89 @Defenestratus, we've made progress on abortion, too.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 18, 2021 01:28 PM (BMmaB)

90 He never actually had positive approval at any point. This is what happens when you allow an election to be stolen.
Posted by: Thomas Paine
Exactly. It is like they are saying, *we are going to take the two worst candidates, including Kamala who could not even make it into the primaries, and win with them as our President and VP.*
So just forget about your vote being meaningful.
Side topic. I wonder when someone will ask WinRed and WinBlue(or whatever that side is called), and all those super genius people who think rallys and voter enthusiasm is important. What happened in 2020? Biden could not get 100 people to one of his rallys but somehow got a zillion votes? Why should anyone on the left or right give money or hire any of you people?

Posted by: MikeM at November 18, 2021 01:28 PM (X+eRS)

91 Those numbers will shoot right back up as soon as everyone finds out Biden called the oil Companies "Big Poopy Heads"

Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 18, 2021 01:28 PM (jsWA8)

92 Blackhawk Down : "Irene! Motherfucking Iiiiiirrrreeeeeneee.!"

Posted by: AFG Vet at November 18, 2021 01:28 PM (n4Ak0)

93 See, if this was being driven by a news story from NYC, I could buy that. This is being fueled by people paying more for gas, empty store shelves. This is hitting people on both sides, the hard working and the spoiled.

This is putting one of my favorite theories to the test, that a certain group of folks will do anything as long as the store shelves are full - and nothing changes until the shelves are empty. So far, I think I'm being proven right.

This stupid bunch of aspiring communists are going to lose control, because once they got control, they moved too quickly instead of taking their time. As Alanis would ask - "Isn't it ironic ?".

Posted by: Working on Mysteries at November 18, 2021 01:28 PM (h/X9a)

94 Perspective: Court TV correspondent who knows James J. Morrison just said a reporter following a jury bus is a long-standing practice by news outlets in big trials to get info on juror panel so news outlets can reach out to jurors quickly after verdict. "Happens all the time."


And BOING!!!! There goes my BS meter again.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2021 01:28 PM (axyOa)

95 A "freelancer." Riiiiight.

"The family had a lotta buffers." - Willie Cicci

Posted by: Alex at November 18, 2021 01:28 PM (YjiAb)

96 The only way they can stabilize the polls is by permanently locking Dying Brain in a crypt filled with soil from Delaware.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 18, 2021 01:29 PM (cSyAR)

97 >>> 60 The words nood Biden poll are disturbing.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 18, 2021 01:26 PM (cSyAR)

You can say that again.

Posted by: Female Secret Service Agents at November 18, 2021 01:29 PM (llON8)

98 71 What lefties tell me...Trump was going to start a bunch of wars, and lynch black people and make us all die of COVID.

And mass-deport all the brown people. Plus handmaidens. HANDMAIDENS!!!!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 18, 2021 01:29 PM (Bmy3R)

99 Yeah Buddy! Still present and accounted for.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at November 18, 2021 01:29 PM (R5lpX)

100 I'd like to know who these mental midgets are who claim the GOPe has moved too far to the right.

It is odd...you mention to them Obama offically opposed gay marriage when he ran for president and was happy with all the "anti-trans" laws while he was president and...they tell you its not true.

Hell, they'll even tell you America is damned for having slavery, then in the next breathe tell you the threat from "white supremacy" has never been higher

Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2021 01:29 PM (ESjRY)

101 this probably wouldn't fall under regular harassment laws, it would fall under intimidating juror laws.

Which are a much bigger deal.

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Just not as big as speaking out at a school board meeting.

- The FBI

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 18, 2021 01:29 PM (sX1BW)

102 Noood


nood

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 18, 2021 01:24 PM (RDcaw)

already?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 18, 2021 01:29 PM (8D42x)

103 like I said the other day, the Dems don't care about the next election, they will just try to pass and get into law as many socialist programs as they can, knowing that most of them will never be ended.

it's 2025, Trump is in the White House again and Congress is controlled by not so RINO Republicans. How many of the illegals from this year and next will be sent home?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 18, 2021 01:29 PM (Ynyl9)

104 Bloody hell Ace, was it really necessary to put up a giant picture of Mr. Potatohead?

This place used to have standards...

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at November 18, 2021 01:29 PM (+4XDD)

105 "On the generic congressional ballot, the GOP is up eight among all adults (46-38 percent) and up five (46-41 percent) among registered voters."

Everyone will be excited to see me, the platitude machine who doubles as Frank Luntz's pool boy and drink coaster.

Posted by: Kevin McCarthy at November 18, 2021 01:29 PM (nW0Yq)

106
cnn isn't outing msnbc's shennanigans.

cnn is echoing and amplifying msnbc's bullshit spin.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 18, 2021 01:29 PM (RDcaw)

107 " . . .Never photographed or intended to photograph " can't be true at the same time.

Which is it?

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 18, 2021 01:29 PM (NW9xb)

108 >>>104 Bloody hell Ace, was it really necessary to put up a giant picture of Mr. Potatohead?


you know what you did

Posted by: ace at November 18, 2021 01:30 PM (0G13K)

109 They spent 5 years calling Trump the worst human being to have ever existed in all of time and they couldn't really get him much below 50%. They blow Joe Biden with skill that makes Kamala jealous and they can't keep his number from cratering.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 18, 2021 01:30 PM (JePgJ)

110 91 Those numbers will shoot right back up as soon as everyone finds out Biden called the oil Companies "Big Poopy Heads"
Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 18, 2021 01:28 PM (jsWA

I think they are going to go for a stimulus payment right before the election. They bribed voters before the last one (setting aside all the other shit.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 18, 2021 01:30 PM (csEWM)

111 Ummm...how would the media get their contact info FROM THEIR LICENSE PLATES!?!?
Posted by: Tami at November 18, 2021 01:26 PM (cF8AT)

Easy as hell - there are subscription services out there that you can pay for that will do the lookup for you. I subscribe to one...

I live on a private road that happens to have a lighthouse on it. We get morons who disregard the 6 no trespassing signs and still drive up our road. I have a wireless trail camera that takes pictures of all of the cars coming up the road that feeds into a tensorflow ML feed that recognizes my neighbors cars and the service vehicles from "shit that don't belong" then pulls the license plate number out of the image, hits up the information service and emails me the contact information of the asswipe who trespassed that I forward to the local police.
Easy really.

Posted by: Defenestratus at November 18, 2021 01:30 PM (ByKgG)

112 re 102: not yet, I don't think not

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 18, 2021 01:30 PM (Ynyl9)

113 Martini Farmer: "The media needs to be on the receiving end of some kinetic action, pronto."

So, who has the Operation Pipewrench folder now? Diogenes Lamp?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 18, 2021 01:30 PM (aXxgO)

114
Lord awmighty, Stelter looks like Al Capone with late-stage syphilis.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2021 01:30 PM (/U27+)

115 It is routine for reporters to photograph jurors children and send the photos to the juror with a message that he prays you make the correct verdict.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 18, 2021 01:30 PM (0ryfU)

116 So, how many Trump friendly Republicans become freshman members of the House?

How much better do they remain cohesive and loyal to the ones who brought them to the dance than the Tea Party?

These are the key questions.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 18, 2021 01:30 PM (LvTSG)

117 Could the jurors now sue nbc for civil rights violations? In addition to whatever book deal grifting they might have planned.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 18, 2021 01:30 PM (h/pNJ)

118 Ummm...how would the media get their contact info FROM THEIR LICENSE PLATES!?!?
Posted by: Tami at November 18, 2021 01:26 PM


You don't think we get in trouble for leaking that stuff, do you?

Posted by: Democrat at the DMV at November 18, 2021 01:30 PM (m+jkK)

119 That picture chills me to the core.

Posted by: Donut at November 18, 2021 01:30 PM (SH2Zi)

120 I have a plan for the GOP. I keep it stored in my empty head...or was it Frank Luntz's rectum? Hmmm.

Posted by: Kevin McCarthy at November 18, 2021 01:30 PM (nW0Yq)

121 108 >>>104 Bloody hell Ace, was it really necessary to put up a giant picture of Mr. Potatohead?


you know what you did
Posted by: ace at November 18, 2021 01:30 PM (0G13K)

Nightmare fuel.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 18, 2021 01:30 PM (csEWM)

122 104 Bloody hell Ace, was it really necessary to put up a giant picture of Mr. Potatohead?

This place used to have standards...
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at November 18, 2021 01:29 PM (+4XDD)

Think of it as therapy to keep one's sechs drive in check.

Posted by: Thrawn at November 18, 2021 01:30 PM (Rl7KJ)

123 We're going to get 'the Kneeler' and a new VP will be required. Hillary hardest hit. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 18, 2021 01:27 PM (6vaxi)

I've been predicting for some time that when Kamala Takes over, which is likely not to be long, she will name Hillary and Obama as senior advisors, whom the media will immediately call "co-Presidents" (and will not be corrected except in the most perfunctory way). Commies love troikas on unplanned succession.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 18, 2021 01:30 PM (BMmaB)

124 That picture of Tater is the stuff of nightmares.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 18, 2021 01:31 PM (cSyAR)

125 Sweet Jeebus, Ace, how about a warning on that picture of Tater.

Posted by: pep at November 18, 2021 01:31 PM (ZsR3z)

126
I nooded this post??

That's a first.

That's okay. I'm the one who started "nood" here.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- I'm the one who created "nood" here at November 18, 2021 01:31 PM (RDcaw)

127 Oh good heavens Ace, that photo. *shudder*

Posted by: bluebell at November 18, 2021 01:31 PM (wyw4S)

128 you know what you did
Posted by: ace at November 18, 2021 01:30 PM (0G13K)


FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, WE'RE SORRY!!!

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2021 01:31 PM (Ez6QX)

129 Calling Fake Noods is punishable by a Barrelling.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 18, 2021 01:31 PM (Bmy3R)

130 Potaot head's eyes looks cold. It has lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2021 01:31 PM (axyOa)

131 I like that picture of Stetler. It reminds me of Frank Luntz without that rug on his head which looks like roadkill.

Posted by: Kevin McCarthy at November 18, 2021 01:32 PM (nW0Yq)

132 >104 Bloody hell Ace, was it really necessary to put up a giant picture of Mr. Potatohead?


you know what you did
Posted by: ace at November 18, 2021 01:30 PM (0G13K)


Whatever it was, can it be undone?

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 18, 2021 01:32 PM (sjdRT)

133 124- it has a real uncanny valley vibe to it. You know it's not human, but eerily close.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 18, 2021 01:32 PM (9KXDf)

134 my what big teeth you have!

All the better to lie to you!

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 18, 2021 01:32 PM (Ynyl9)

135 This is what happens when you allow an election to be stolen.
Posted by: Thomas Paine



We did that!

But vote for us in the midterms, fellow patriotic patriots, and we totally promise this time to enact the base's agenda and clean things up.

Posted by: GOP Candidates, now taking donations at Win Red at November 18, 2021 01:32 PM (786Ro)

136
Viva Frei, pronounced as fray.

FYI

Posted by: Soothsayer -- I'm the one who created at November 18, 2021 01:32 PM (RDcaw)

137 I don't even want to know what Stelter has in his lip...

Posted by: steevy at November 18, 2021 01:32 PM (CYnTg)

138 109 They spent 5 years calling Trump the worst human being to have ever existed in all of time and they couldn't really get him much below 50%. They blow Joe Biden with skill that makes Kamala jealous and they can't keep his number from cratering.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 18, 2021 01:30 PM (JePgJ)

=========

They did that for six months, keeping his numbers above water.

Now, with chaos within the White House under a powerplay and inflation being impossible to ignore, the monolithic protection of Biden has begun to crack. Mostly the media is happy to defend him and anything he does, but there's enough leaking out from places like CNN to tell low info independents that something is drastically wrong.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 18, 2021 01:32 PM (LvTSG)

139 Wow, he really does look like Mr. Potato Head in that picture.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 18, 2021 01:32 PM (llON8)

140 @61

>>Ummm...how would the media get their contact info FROM THEIR LICENSE PLATES!?!?

DMV records search and then you just do a name search.

Everyone's information is available for a price.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 18, 2021 01:32 PM (IV+CZ)

141 Not Enough Lampposts: "This place used to have standards..."

And with the Platinum Plan, you can have them again along with a complimentary AoSHQ t-shirt.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 18, 2021 01:32 PM (aXxgO)

142 Jeez...Dan Quail jokes inbound.
Potato...not potaot.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2021 01:32 PM (axyOa)

143 FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, WE'RE SORRY!!!

I'm not. I did it. YOU HEAR ME! I DID IT, AND I'M GLAD!!! hahahahahaha

Posted by: Every Perry Mason perp ever at November 18, 2021 01:32 PM (ZsR3z)

144 good heavens Ace, that photo. *shudder*

Posted by: bluebell at November 18, 2021 01:31 PM (wyw4S)

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Yeah. A potato head with pancake makeup is the stuff of nightmares.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 18, 2021 01:33 PM (IUFR3)

145 >> you know what you did


That's all you got?

We've survived weeks of Yoko Ono. Be better.

Posted by: garrett at November 18, 2021 01:33 PM (q+cim)

146 The media's busines model is just lying. That's all they do. Lie after lie after lie after lie after lie.

Posted by: Ace at 01:20 PM

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"Build your own Ministry of Truth!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 18, 2021 01:33 PM (3RlYu)

147 POV: You are the Pope having a meeting with Joe Biden

https://tinyurl.com/y35mywez

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 18, 2021 01:33 PM (cSs/W)

148
I've been predicting for some time that when Kamala Takes over, which is likely not to be long, she will name Hillary and Obama as senior advisors, whom the media will immediately call "co-Presidents"

What competence do they bring to a Harris "Administration"? One is a pickled drunk and the other is a shiftless poseur.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2021 01:33 PM (/U27+)

149 145 >> you know what you did


That's all you got?

We've survived weeks of Yoko Ono. Be better.
Posted by: garrett at November 18, 2021 01:33 PM (q+cim)

=========

Does ace know about the naked man on the ottoman?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 18, 2021 01:33 PM (LvTSG)

150
"Nood" was me.

"Barrel" was me.

I cannot be barreled. I made the damn barrel.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- I'm the one who created at November 18, 2021 01:33 PM (RDcaw)

151 I love the anger of people pretending that we are (or should be) a "united" country.... Just smacks of arrogance.

As though someone born on their dirt....should cede their beliefs and actions to another.

Posted by: Hold My Montrachet at November 18, 2021 01:33 PM (juH8z)

152 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 18, 2021 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)

153 It would be hilarious if that reporter was just visiting a friend who lived near a juror, and had no idea what was happening....

Posted by: Consuelo at November 18, 2021 01:33 PM (6FeV1)

154 Man, that is a face I would expect to see staring at me from a storm drain.

Posted by: North Haverbrook at November 18, 2021 01:34 PM (yQpMk)

155 I don't even want to know what Stelter has in his lip...
Posted by: steevy at November 18, 2021 01:32 PM (CYnTg)


Herpes.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2021 01:34 PM (Ez6QX)

156 Stelter in that pic kind of looks like alien right before its telescopic jaw projects out and bites through your face. A very well-fed alien.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 18, 2021 01:34 PM (h/pNJ)

157 Is it time to declare ourselves antifa and go all antifa on the media?

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 18, 2021 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)

158 This is subject to criminal charges, in most states.

Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 01:34 PM (AwPyG)

159 Stetler's head and body are the same shape, round. His entire physiology is akin to a snowman, only dumber and more bottom heavy.

Posted by: Kevin McCarthy at November 18, 2021 01:34 PM (nW0Yq)

160 Does ace know about the naked man on the ottoman?


how do we know that WASN'T a painting of Stetler?!!?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 18, 2021 01:34 PM (j9HX3)

161 Irene Byon has nuked her twitter acct. & now her LinkedIn acct.

Posted by: Tami at November 18, 2021 01:34 PM (cF8AT)

162 Biden is farther down the toilet than his actual turds make it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 18, 2021 01:34 PM (VwHCD)

163 Legless lady sock off

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 18, 2021 01:34 PM (6FeV1)

164 Yeah. A potato head with pancake makeup is the stuff of nightmares.

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Heck, it scares even me!

Posted by: Pennywise at November 18, 2021 01:34 PM (IUFR3)

165 dammit

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 18, 2021 01:34 PM (yQpMk)

166 Defenestratus: I am in awe of your leet hacker skills. (No sarc -- just admiration from a fellow geek.)

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at November 18, 2021 01:34 PM (+4XDD)

167 Julius Jones apparently has been granted clemency by the Oklahoma Governor Stitt.

Posted by: Thrawn at November 18, 2021 01:34 PM (Rl7KJ)

168 Stelter's grinning like he's about to take a swing at a dick piñata full of donuts

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 18, 2021 01:34 PM (WAH9w)

169
@brianstelter

NBC News statement: "Last night, a freelancer received a traffic citation. While the traffic violation took place near the jury van, the freelancer never contacted or intended to contact the jurors during deliberations, and never photographed or intended to photograph them" (1/2)

"We regret the incident and will fully cooperate with the authorities on any investigation," NBC adds (2/2)



Lying sacks of shit gotta sack shit.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 18, 2021 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)

170 Irene Byon has nuked her twitter acct. & now her LinkedIn acct.

---------------

She has now moved into Tater's forehead.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 18, 2021 01:35 PM (sX1BW)

171 The meat puppets numbers are so bad it is dragging down Kamala's.

Posted by: Ripley at November 18, 2021 01:35 PM (MxEKc)

172 True, I did follow a juror home, but that was to cure his cancer, and to help him set up a tax-free retirement fund.

Posted by: Brian Williams at November 18, 2021 01:35 PM (FJYfm)

173 I was just looking for my mother!

Posted by: James James Morrison Morrison at November 18, 2021 01:35 PM (SeqdC)

174 The media's busines model is just lying. That's all they do. Lie after lie after lie after lie after lie.

Posted by: Ace at 01:20 PM


Yeah - but in it's own way, it's Capitalism at it's finest. No single Ministry of Truth could possibly coordinate all this. But look at how CNN and MSNBC get out there and compete to out-lie each other. Free Enterprise at its best. Kind of.

Posted by: Working on Mysteries at November 18, 2021 01:35 PM (h/X9a)

175 >>> 145 >> you know what you did


That's all you got?

We've survived weeks of Yoko Ono. Be better.
Posted by: garrett at November 18, 2021 01:33 PM (q+cim)

DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUN ACE!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 18, 2021 01:35 PM (llON8)

176 Imagine the fear a Twinkie must feel when it sees Tater's face coming after it.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 18, 2021 01:35 PM (iDcra)

177
cnn's spin for msnbc: a "freelance" journalist "received a traffic citation."

Somebody did something

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 18, 2021 01:35 PM (63Dwl)

178 Oklahoma Governor commutes Julias Jones Death Sentence hours before it was to be carried out.

Be better Oklahoma. Be better.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2021 01:35 PM (MCe9d)

179 Ace, I'm trying to eat some fudge here. All this talk about stool...I'll save this nutty chunk for later.

Posted by: Mishdog at November 18, 2021 01:35 PM (/VWLE)

180 you know what you did
Posted by: ace at November 18, 2021 01:30 PM (0G13K)


Whatever it was, can it be undone?
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 18, 2021 01:32 PM (sjdRT)

Say 3 Mea Culpas, and 4 Hail Ace's... then go forth and Sin no more...

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 18, 2021 01:35 PM (oHd/0)

181 I'm told if you look up 'fat fuck' in the dictionary, it has that pic listed as it's only explanation.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 18, 2021 01:35 PM (Zz0t1)

182 I've been predicting for some time that when Kamala Takes over, which is likely not to be long, she will name Hillary and Obama as senior advisors, whom the media will immediately call "co-Presidents"


Not a chance. You think she wants those two around after she's been humiliated for being an utter incompetent? No, she has something to prove now. She's already proven that she's a peawit, so she'll want to expand on that.

Posted by: pep at November 18, 2021 01:35 PM (ZsR3z)

183 by the way, for what it's worth, I think it was someone at Althouse's blog who said the Kamala will be replaced by Susan Rice, who checks the boxes and is probably already pulling Biden's marionette strings.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 18, 2021 01:35 PM (Ynyl9)

184
Julius Jones apparently has been granted clemency by the Oklahoma Governor Stitt.
Posted by: Thrawn


You're shittin me.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- I'm the one who created at November 18, 2021 01:36 PM (RDcaw)

185 Pull my finger. Oh wait, I already let loose.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 18, 2021 01:36 PM (nW0Yq)

186 CVS to close 900 stores over the next three years.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2021 01:36 PM (MCe9d)

187 I still don't understand how 36 percent still approve of him.
**
There is a floor of die-hard Democrats who are unable to countenance the other side being in existence, let alone power, so they reflexively support their guy. It's all part of being on the same team.

**

I suspect roughly 36% of the country is wealthy enough either via welfare or trust funds that they don't have any concerns whatsoever about the price of things because it doesn't effect them or their spending.

Like they say about big cities, you have to either be very rich or very poor to live in the city limits.

Same thing applies here.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at November 18, 2021 01:36 PM (CM8Oa)

188 Jesus fucking Christ....that picture of tater.

Posted by: Welcome to Wokistan Mutherfuckers at November 18, 2021 01:36 PM (iQWEY)

189 176 Imagine the fear a Twinkie must feel when it sees Tater's face coming after it.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 18, 2021 01:35 PM (iDcra)

The last thing a donut sees.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 18, 2021 01:36 PM (cSyAR)

190 no no no no that giant Tater head

Ace you owe us Cake Girl pic to balance it out.

Posted by: Hands at November 18, 2021 01:36 PM (786Ro)

191 Soothsayer: "That's okay. I'm the one who started 'nood' here."

Pfft. I once told a woman that I coined the phrase, "Pardon my French."

Posted by: George Costanza at November 18, 2021 01:36 PM (aXxgO)

192 Dream Diary:
Woke up at 6am this morning to a dream (hard to call a nightmare, exactly.

-woke up in my bed (in the dream.) Hear something that sounds like a loudspeaker outside the apartment.
-get up, Ajax follows me out to living room.
-front door is cracked open. room is dark. Go to close it and something about Ajax size and white goes scurrying past. Ajax ignores it.
-close door. Cannot make out what the loudspeaker is saying, something about citizens staying in their homes.
-go back towards bedroom and something scurries out of bedroom, back into living room.
-I look closer and it is hairless. I try to yell 'Get out!!!' but have that thing where you cannot form words and you just are kind of mute but still screaming.

Wake up for real. Get the noisemaker from the nightstand and go to check the door with Ajax following me, wondering what the hell is going on.

Think this one is because of that hairless cat from yesterday.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 18, 2021 01:36 PM (csEWM)

193 Imma throw this out there.....

The Whataburger chocolate chunk cookie is da shizzznit.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 18, 2021 01:36 PM (Zz0t1)

194 True, I did follow a juror home, but that was to cure his cancer, and to help him set up a tax-free retirement fund.
Posted by: Brian Williams

And to let him know that it's time to sign up for a medicare supplement plan if he is 65 or older.

Also his car warranty is about to end

Posted by: Bruce at November 18, 2021 01:36 PM (vd8XM)

195 Smear some chocolate on that face and have him sing in his little falsetto voice, "You're gonna lose...you're gonna lose." Perfect.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2021 01:37 PM (axyOa)

196
Wow, he really does look like Mr. Potato Head in that picture...

--------

...If he was jacking off in a closet while Mrs. Potatohead gets three-holed by Potato Bulls she found drifting around on Spudslist.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 18, 2021 01:37 PM (/KPLX)

197 Irene Byon has nuked her twitter acct. & now her LinkedIn acct.

Posted by: Tami at November 18, 2021 01:34 PM (cF8AT)

Well, that's no way to network.

Posted by: BignJames at November 18, 2021 01:37 PM (AwYPR)

198 Yeah - but in it's own way, it's Capitalism at it's finest. No single Ministry of Truth could possibly coordinate all this. But look at how CNN and MSNBC get out there and compete to out-lie each other. Free Enterprise at its best. Kind of.
Posted by: Working on Mysteries at November 18, 2021 01:35 PM (h/X9a)

The key is that they are NOT independent, they are all owned by large corporations. They are doing exactly as their Corporate Masters order.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 18, 2021 01:37 PM (oHd/0)

199 Stelter's grinning like he's about to take a swing at a dick pinata full of donuts

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 18, 2021 01:34 PM (WAH9w)

lolol , or a donut pinata filled with dicks.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 18, 2021 01:37 PM (VwHCD)

200 Tater-where truth and integrity go to die.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 18, 2021 01:37 PM (cSyAR)

201 108 >>>104 Bloody hell Ace, was it really necessary to put up a giant picture of Mr. Potatohead?


you know what you did
Posted by: ace at November 18, 2021 01:30 PM (0G13K)

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Cruel and Unusual Punishment!

That there is the visage of a Stepford Spud ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 18, 2021 01:37 PM (3RlYu)

202 That picture. If they ever want to replace Pennywise the Clown...

Posted by: Chuck C at November 18, 2021 01:37 PM (EughT)

203 The Tater Footer is a dreadful sign-off. Do CNN's ratings go up when his show ends?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 18, 2021 01:37 PM (DU+/6)

204 Those 36% didn't know that they specifically voted for Biden but suspect that is how it went down

Posted by: Welcome to Wokistan Mutherfuckers at November 18, 2021 01:37 PM (iQWEY)

205 Julius Jones apparently has been granted clemency by the Oklahoma Governor Stitt.

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Kim Kardashian speaks for the majority of Okies.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 18, 2021 01:37 PM (sX1BW)

206 Irene Byon has nuked her twitter acct. & now her LinkedIn acct.

Posted by: Tami at November 18, 2021 01:34 PM (cF8AT)

It's be a shame if someone doxxed her domestic terrorist ass.

Posted by: flounder at November 18, 2021 01:37 PM (SH2Zi)

207 Imagine the fear a Twinkie must feel when it sees Tater's face coming after it.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 18, 2021 01:35 PM (iDcra)

The last thing a donut sees.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 18, 2021 01:36 PM (cSyAR)

"Why so serious?"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 18, 2021 01:37 PM (XvPQV)

208 Iron Byron>>>>>>Irene Byon

Posted by: Wally at November 18, 2021 01:37 PM (FJYfm)

209 The good news: if voting still matters, the poll results are good for the GOP.

The bad news: it's the GOP.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 18, 2021 01:37 PM (p+1gI)

210 Numbers like these call for deploying troops somewhere. Quick, let's find a middle east shithole to occupy...

Posted by: brak at November 18, 2021 01:38 PM (47w2Q)

211 That's all you got?

We've survived weeks of Yoko Ono. Be better.
Posted by: garrett at November 18, 2021 01:33 PM (q+cim)

This is far worse than Yoko.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 18, 2021 01:38 PM (csEWM)

212 Jesus fucking Christ....that picture of tater.

Posted by: Welcome to Wokistan Mutherfuckers at November 18, 2021 01:36 PM (iQWEY)

One of the only things on the left that's shovel ready.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 18, 2021 01:38 PM (VwHCD)

213 The Whataburger chocolate chunk cookie is da shizzznit.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 18, 2021 01:36 PM (Zz0t1)


You and your Whataburger privilege.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2021 01:38 PM (Ez6QX)

214 "Ummm...how would the media get their contact info FROM THEIR LICENSE PLATES!?!?"

It's actually easy in many states, such as NY. All you need is a license plate number and an account with a service (such as mvrnow.com) and you can pull up all kinds of info on the car's owner. You'd be shocked what personal info is public.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 18, 2021 01:38 PM (iFTx/)

215 While the traffic violation took place near the jury van, the freelancer never contacted or intended to contact the jurors during deliberations, and never photographed or intended to photograph them

Objection, assumes facts not in evidence

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2021 01:38 PM (KZzsI)

216 "If you have an erection lasting longer than four hours, look at this picture of Potato."

Posted by: NR Pax at November 18, 2021 01:38 PM (4olE8)

217 OH MY GOD! What's wrong with his face!!??

Posted by: Mr. Plinkett at November 18, 2021 01:38 PM (BDZWU)

218 Add in redistricting where most legislatures are controlled by Republicans, red states adding Congressional seats, Democrats retiring all over and Fox News can now predict that the Democrats have retained control of the House in 2022.

Posted by: Lrrr at November 18, 2021 01:38 PM (k5fFm)

219 200 Tater-where truth and integrity go to die.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 18, 2021 01:37 PM (cSyAR)

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Not to mention gerbils and #DrunkDonLemon's fingers.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 18, 2021 01:39 PM (3RlYu)

220 WSJ opinion today states that the Bidet's "anti-Trump fervor" is destroying him.


Posted by: kallisto at November 18, 2021 01:39 PM (DJFLF)

221 At the start of Punchy's long journey into darkness, he had a 56% approval rating...now its at 36%.

Back of envelope math...he's currently at 64% of original electoral love. If he really got 81M votes, then he's only at 52M probable votes now...and that's real, real bad.

Posted by: Boswell at November 18, 2021 01:39 PM (5iUNf)

222 Tater looks like he got a face full of Smilex Gas

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2021 01:39 PM (KZzsI)

223 Bloody hell Ace, was it really necessary to put up a giant picture of Mr. Potatohead?

you know what you did
Posted by: ace at November 18, 2021 01:30 PM (0G13K)

Whatever it was, can it be undone?
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 18, 2021 01:32 PM (sjdRT)

Where's Joe Manixx with a picture of some busty lady?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 18, 2021 01:39 PM (8D42x)

224 10 Joe rejects our reality and chooses his own reality.
Posted by: BignJames at November 18, 2021 01:21 PM (AwYPR)

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Don't we all. And who could blame us?

Posted by: 496 at November 18, 2021 01:39 PM (U1eOr)

225 168 Stelter's grinning like he's about to take a swing at a dick pinata full of donuts

lolololol

Posted by: ace at November 18, 2021 01:39 PM (0G13K)

226 159 Stetler's head and body are the same shape, round. His entire physiology is akin to a snowman, only dumber and more bottom heavy.
Posted by: Kevin McCarthy at November 18, 2021 01:34 PM (nW0Yq)

Mr Potato is a fvckin' WEEBLE...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 18, 2021 01:39 PM (BgMrQ)

227 - -
Tater Caption:
Your soul is a donut, and I will consume it!

Posted by: irright at November 18, 2021 01:39 PM (SchQD)

228 Defenestratus: I am in awe of your leet hacker skills. (No sarc -- just admiration from a fellow geek.)

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at November 18, 2021 01:34 PM (+4XDD)

Yeah, that's next level.

Posted by: flounder at November 18, 2021 01:39 PM (SH2Zi)

229
You and your Whataburger privilege.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2021 01:38 PM (Ez6QX)



The mushroom swiss, tho........

Wife got a bunch of the cookies left over from the band San Antonio trip. I'm likely to have an acne problem very soon........

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 18, 2021 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)

230 The Oklahoma governor is another in the mold of Abbott, Kemp, Ducey Ivey, etc. etc, etc.

He got elected in the reddest state, too.

Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 01:39 PM (AwPyG)

231 CVS to close 900 stores over the next three years.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2021 01:36 PM (MCe9d)

Good, pussy ass mother bitches. "Mnyah, we don't wanna sell icky cigarettes anymore, durrrrr". Get bent, pill pushers, you makin' my ass go an extra block motherfucks.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 18, 2021 01:39 PM (6FeV1)

232 The Chin - Forehead ratio on tater has to be a medical marvel.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 18, 2021 01:40 PM (sX1BW)

233 We regret the incident and will fully cooperate with the authorities on any investigation," NBC adds (2/2)


Yeah right. Bullsh*t.
The only regret is their dumbass stringer didn't do what he was told to do.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2021 01:40 PM (axyOa)

234 On the "getting juror info from license plates" you can get a comprehensive report thru LexisNexis Accurint service. And I mean a very, very, very, very thorough report beyond names and addresses but criminal and civil history, bankruptcy, properties, credit, and more.

You can do a search for the LexisNexis Accurint pricing scheme and it will tell you how much it costs for the various reports you want and what they provide.

Posted by: AFG Vet at November 18, 2021 01:40 PM (n4Ak0)

235 While the traffic violation took place near the jury van, the freelancer never contacted or intended to contact the jurors during deliberations, and never photographed or intended to photograph them

Objection, assumes facts not in evidence
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2021 01:38 PM (KZzsI)


So which is it? It never happened or it happens all the time so it's no biggie? I'm confused.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2021 01:40 PM (Ez6QX)

236 There has to be a pretty girl somewhere who is not impressed by Tater.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 18, 2021 01:40 PM (cSyAR)

237 Kathleen Byron>>Irene Byon

Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2021 01:40 PM (mD/uy)

238 Iron Byron>>>>>>Irene Byon

Posted by: Wally at November 18, 2021 01:37 PM (FJYfm)

W/o a doubt...wonder how many know what that is?

Posted by: BignJames at November 18, 2021 01:40 PM (AwYPR)

239 I saw Dick Pinata open for Menudo at The Border Fence in '88.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 18, 2021 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)

240 you know what you did
Posted by: ace at November 18, 2021 01:30 PM (0G13K)


The punishment really should be commensurate with the crime.

As an aside, that really looks like it belongs on the top of a blow-up bobbing punch clown. Mr. Bukkake face.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 18, 2021 01:40 PM (wAnMi)

241 Stelter's grinning like he's about to take a swing at a dick pinata full of donuts


More like a donut pinata full of cream filled dicks.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2021 01:41 PM (MCe9d)

242 Good, pussy ass mother bitches. "Mnyah, we don't wanna sell icky cigarettes anymore, durrrrr". Get bent, pill pushers, you makin' my ass go an extra block motherfucks.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 18, 2021 01:39 PM (6FeV1)

Speedway or Thorntons ALWAYS had better prices than drug stores when I used to buy cigarettes (ten years this year.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 18, 2021 01:41 PM (csEWM)

243 True, not as many of President Biden's poopies are making it into the toilet, but the good news is, we are getting used to the smell.

White House Pants Cleaner Underwear Secretary

Posted by: Bruce at November 18, 2021 01:41 PM (vd8XM)

244 Small town.... Totally coincidental.

Posted by: Hold My Montrachet at November 18, 2021 01:41 PM (juH8z)

245 193 Imma throw this out there.....

The Whataburger chocolate chunk cookie is da shizzznit.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 18, 2021 01:36 PM (Zz0t1)

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Seriously one of the best quotes I have ever read: "One can't say enough good about an afternoon cookie."

Posted by: 496 at November 18, 2021 01:41 PM (U1eOr)

246
Notice how byron stetler omitted the fact the "freelancer" himself said he was acting orders of his boss at msnbc.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- I'm the one who created at November 18, 2021 01:41 PM (RDcaw)

247 I'm surprised MSNBC diet go with their usual DNC MO and say the driver was avoiding sniper fire.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 18, 2021 01:41 PM (3P+Du)

248 166 Defenestratus: I am in awe of your leet hacker skills. (No sarc -- just admiration from a fellow geek.)
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at November 18, 2021 01:34 PM (+4XDD)

It ain't perfect. For example, I accidentally sent a bunch of images/complaints to the police of my neighbor's mother who was driving up and down the road when she was a guest. Had to come up with a solution to that unique problem

Posted by: Defenestratus at November 18, 2021 01:41 PM (ByKgG)

249 212 Jesus fucking Christ....that picture of tater.

Posted by: Welcome to Wokistan Mutherfuckers at November 18, 2021 01:36 PM (iQWEY)

One of the only things on the left that's shovel ready.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 18, 2021 01:38 PM (VwHCD)

A face badly in need of a shovel.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at November 18, 2021 01:41 PM (II3Gr)

250 238 Iron Byron>>>>>>Irene Byon

Posted by: Wally at November 18, 2021 01:37 PM (FJYfm)

W/o a doubt...wonder how many know what that is?
Posted by: BignJames at November 18, 2021 01:40 PM (AwYPR)

***Raises Hand***

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 18, 2021 01:41 PM (BgMrQ)

251 So which is it? It never happened or it happens all the time so it's no biggie? I'm confused.

Exactly. Only one of these statements can be true:

a) There was no following or intent to take pictures of anything
b) We do this all the time and take pictures.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2021 01:42 PM (KZzsI)

252 Today is the very first time I looked at any footage of the Kenosha trial. It was the judge explaining about MSNBC banning from the courtroom.

I didn't even last 45 seconds. How in eff can anybody listen to that rambling, bloviating bag of gas?

Poor Kyle. *Now* I'm worried.

Posted by: kallisto at November 18, 2021 01:42 PM (DJFLF)

253 Wait, ace is telling us to be better, because we know what we did?

This is the thanks we get, even though someone did flog a sidebar post?

Tough blogmaster...

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 18, 2021 01:42 PM (IUFR3)

254
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Seriously one of the best quotes I have ever read: "One can't say enough good about an afternoon cookie."
Posted by: 496 at November 18, 2021 01:41 PM (U1eOr)



There's nothing wrong with a little lunch dessert.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 18, 2021 01:42 PM (Zz0t1)

255 A face badly in need of a shovel.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at November 18, 2021 01:41 PM (II3Gr)

It certainly looks like it could easily catch a cannon ball.

Posted by: Boswell at November 18, 2021 01:42 PM (5iUNf)

256 You can do a search for the LexisNexis Accurint pricing scheme and it will tell you how much it costs for the various reports you want and what they provide.


media companies already have subscriptions to Lexis/Nexis

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 18, 2021 01:43 PM (j9HX3)

257
More like a donut pinata full of cream filled dicks.


Sounds like my bar mitzvah

Posted by: Shepherd Smith at November 18, 2021 01:43 PM (D+2ia)

258 As an aside, that really looks like it belongs on the top of a blow-up bobbing punch clown. Mr. Bukkake face.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 18, 2021 01:40 PM


You remember those children's toys with iron filings and a magnet where you could draw a beard and eyebrows over a picture? That's the picture.

Posted by: Chuck C at November 18, 2021 01:43 PM (EughT)

259 Kari Byron >>> Kathleen Byron>>Irene Byon

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2021 01:43 PM (KZzsI)

260 NBC News statement: "Last night, a freelancer received a traffic citation. While the traffic violation took place near the jury van, the freelancer never contacted or intended to contact the jurors during deliberations, and never photographed or intended to photograph them" (1/2)
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So that confirms he was following them to photograph them and dox them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 18, 2021 01:43 PM (YqDXo)

261
But PredictIt has Biden up by 20%!!!!!

*RIP Intrade*

Posted by: In before the troll at November 18, 2021 01:43 PM (n+4am)

262 The key is that they are NOT independent, they are all owned by large corporations. They are doing exactly as their Corporate Masters order.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 18, 2021 01:37 PM (oHd/0)


No they ain't - anymore than Boeing or Grumman did EXACTLY what the War Department told them to do. Because slavish obedience, and day to day control from a central authority, don't get you the Mustang or the Hellcat.

That's the beauty of this system. Each of these networks knows the score - push the Progressive Agenda. And they're more than willing. But nobody tells them exactly how. The how is left up to each network. And I'm sure the networks each pleasantly surprise their owners with their individual inventiveness.

Posted by: Working on Mysteries at November 18, 2021 01:43 PM (h/X9a)

263 Probably would have fit better in the previous thread, but since we have a Tater Pic, let's mock the stenographers even more:
"These assertions by a former employee are a severe misunderstanding of what valuing inclusivity, diversity and equity in a newsroom means. This lack of understanding is exactly why we're doing this training. A non-news employee secretly taped inclusivity training where our journalists were given tools and information and shared perspectives on how we can better serve all our audience."
-- See-B-S San Antonio journosplaining why that bad White Guy was wrong to complain about their lack of integrity to Project Veritas

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 18, 2021 01:43 PM (llON8)

264 I imagine that picture of Tater is what Dante sees when he finally arrives in the 9th Circle of Hell.

Posted by: pep at November 18, 2021 01:44 PM (ZsR3z)

265 Cannot unsee the 5 o'clock shadow stubble on Tater's innertube-like neck roll.

Posted by: Hands at November 18, 2021 01:44 PM (786Ro)

266 "Bring me the donut of your children's souls."

Posted by: Probably Stetler at November 18, 2021 01:44 PM (SH2Zi)

267 Imagine the fear a Twinkie must feel when it sees Tater's face coming after it.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 18, 2021 01:35 PM


A while back I saw a great meme of a bunch of man-bunned, plaid-wearing hipster douchebags with the caption "the last thing a craft beer sees before it dies".

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 18, 2021 01:44 PM (m+jkK)

268 @198

Yeah, and those people who don't think the past year was the culmination of a long and well-thought-out plan, should think about why congress ignored anti trust rules, so that a handful of people controlled all media--especially at the local level.

Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 01:44 PM (AwPyG)

269 251 So which is it? It never happened or it happens all the time so it's no biggie? I'm confused.

Exactly. Only one of these statements can be true:

a) There was no following or intent to take pictures of anything
b) We do this all the time and take pictures.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2021 01:42 PM (KZzsI)
====================

Follow reporters home. See how they like it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 18, 2021 01:44 PM (fSRlj)

270 Traffic violation.....

Posted by: runner at November 18, 2021 01:44 PM (DMcz+)

271 Between Tater's grinning mug, claws he/she boi, and fat man on ottoman this place does wonders for fasting.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2021 01:44 PM (KZzsI)

272
You know, the thing about a journalist, he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes after ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then aww, then you hear that terrible high pitched screaming, the twitter turns red and in spite of all the pounding and the hollering, they all come in and rip ya to pieces.

Posted by: Quint at November 18, 2021 01:44 PM (+oR7L)

273 Well...that just happened.

Our house is on a well trafficked curve, and an old lady flipped her car into our fence. Full flip. Her car is on its roof.

She's fine, but my fence is not.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at November 18, 2021 01:44 PM (xACKO)

274 You remember those children's toys with iron filings and a magnet where you could draw a beard and eyebrows over a picture? That's the picture.
Posted by: Chuck C at November 18, 2021 01:43 PM (EughT)


That's right. Also sort of looks like the guy on the table in the Operation game. Except instead of bones and kidneys you'd be plucking out fries and crullers.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 18, 2021 01:45 PM (wAnMi)

275 Seriously one of the best quotes I have ever read: "One can't say enough good about an afternoon cookie."
Posted by: 496 at November 18, 2021 01:41 PM (U1eOr)

There's nothing wrong with a little lunch dessert.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 18, 2021 01:42 PM (Zz0t1)

Skyrockets in flight
Afternoon Delight?

/chuckles evilly as he plants an earworm....

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 18, 2021 01:45 PM (oHd/0)

276 Kari Byron >>> Kathleen Byron>>Irene Byon
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2021 01:43 PM (KZzsI)


mmmmm Kari

even if she is a vegan...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 18, 2021 01:45 PM (8D42x)

277 MSNBC: "...freelance never contacted or intended to contact the jurors DURING deliberations...." (emphasis added).

Lol. Modern day "News" people are the new used car salesmen, only less trustworthy, bigger scumbags, less educated and dumber.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at November 18, 2021 01:45 PM (9LG1B)

278 Stelter's grinning like he's about to take a swing at a dick pinata full of donuts


More like a donut pinata full of cream filled dicks.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2021 01:41 PM

A Twinkie inside a donut inside a cheesecake.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 18, 2021 01:45 PM (cSyAR)

279 Iron Byron>>>>>>Irene Byon

Posted by: Wally at November 18, 2021 01:37 PM (FJYfm)

W/o a doubt...wonder how many know what that is?
Posted by: BignJames at November 18, 2021 01:40 PM (AwYPR)


Has there ever been a golf thread on this site? Is it hijacking time?

Posted by: Wally at November 18, 2021 01:45 PM (FJYfm)

280 273 Well...that just happened.

Our house is on a well trafficked curve, and an old lady flipped her car into our fence. Full flip. Her car is on its roof.

She's fine, but my fence is not.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at


DUDE!!

Posted by: runner at November 18, 2021 01:45 PM (DMcz+)

281 Cannot unsee the 5 o'clock shadow stubble on Tater's innertube-like neck roll.

"Clearly, this is an ideal man for a TV show on our network!"
--CNN Execs

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2021 01:45 PM (KZzsI)

282 Our house is on a well trafficked curve, and an old lady flipped her car into our fence. Full flip. Her car is on its roof.

She's fine, but my fence is not.

---------------

Will be greatest Horde story ever if she flipped her car while typing a comment at AOSHQ.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 18, 2021 01:45 PM (sX1BW)

283 The interesting question is whether Brandon's ratings can go lower than Kamala on her knees. And remember that Kamala, even in high heels doesn't get much past five feet four inches tall.

Posted by: GlendaleGreybeard at November 18, 2021 01:45 PM (cn6vO)

284 212 Jesus fucking Christ....that picture of tater.

If we're going to have to see pictures of evil communist reporters, we could at least have some that look like Irene Byon...

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain: Dandolo Did Nothing Wrong at November 18, 2021 01:45 PM (jyBrw)

285 237 Kathleen Byron>>Irene Byon
Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2021 01:40 PM (mD/uy)

Nice. Cut you down to your soul with that nose.

https://tinyurl.com/x76n9fpe

Counter, Kari Byron:

https://tinyurl.com/yp43rzfd

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 18, 2021 01:45 PM (csEWM)

286 W/o a doubt...wonder how many know what that is?
Posted by: BignJames at November 18, 2021 01:40 PM (AwYPR)

***Raises Hand***
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 18, 2021 01:41 PM (BgMrQ)

I think i know? Maybe?

Like a Charpy impact tester joined a country club?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 18, 2021 01:46 PM (6FeV1)

287 She's fine, but my fence is not.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's


See the violence inherent in the system!!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2021 01:46 PM (mD/uy)

288 I imagine that picture of Tater is what Dante sees when he finally arrives in the 9th Circle of Hell.
Posted by: pep at November 18, 2021 01:44 PM (ZsR3z)

Yes, it makes that discombobulated Wizard of Oz head look positively alluring.

Posted by: Boswell at November 18, 2021 01:46 PM (5iUNf)

289 Brian Stelter aka Pennyunwise the Dick Dancing Clown.

Posted by: Broseidon at November 18, 2021 01:46 PM (icI8A)

290 A Twinkie inside a donut inside a cheesecake.


A Twidunkin.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 18, 2021 01:46 PM (yQpMk)

291
Those icy soulless eyes. That picture is horrifying.

Posted by: portlandon at November 18, 2021 01:46 PM (+oR7L)

292 even if she is a vegan

I am guessing she's super annoying in person but sure easy on the eyes and seemed fun on the show

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2021 01:46 PM (KZzsI)

293
Wait, ace is telling us to be better, because we know what we did?

This is the thanks we get, even though someone did flog a sidebar post?

Tough blogmaster...

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 18, 2021 01:42 PM (IUFR3)


Ewoks have high standards for their minions.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 18, 2021 01:47 PM (n+4am)

294 She's fine, but my fence is not.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's



Who will handle your stolen merch?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 18, 2021 01:47 PM (yQpMk)

295 Assuming for the sake of argument that the NBC statement is true AND the CourtTV person statement is true:

NBC says he never contacted or intended to contact them "during deliberations." Court TV says he's "trying to book jurors". That means he was gathering info on them with the intent to identify them.

So no biggie judge, we were trying to identify jurors, but we weren't going to out them "during deliberations", swearsies. We certainly wouldn't pass on their info to the local Anti-Fascist enforced conformity squad. No, sir!

Posted by: bonhomme at November 18, 2021 01:47 PM (sG4Hj)

296 Where's Joe Manixx with a picture of some busty lady?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 18, 2021 01:39 PM (8D42x)

Ace gave you a busty lady. Don't be rude.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at November 18, 2021 01:47 PM (uhPTO)

297 Our house is on a well trafficked curve, and an old lady flipped her car into our fence. Full flip. Her car is on its roof.

She's fine, but my fence is not.
---------------
Will be greatest Horde story ever if she flipped her car while typing a comment at AOSHQ.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 18, 2021 01:45 PM (sX1BW)

time for an 'ette roll call?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 18, 2021 01:47 PM (8D42x)

298
mmmmm Kari

even if she is a vegan...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 18, 2021 01:45 PM (8D42x)



Just means she'll be dead soon.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 18, 2021 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)

299 Who will handle your stolen merch?
Posted by: G'rump928

LOL

Posted by: Bruce at November 18, 2021 01:47 PM (vd8XM)

300 People talking about getting carded. I got carded 3 times when I lived in Russia. Twice at the grocery store and once at a booze kiosk.

Posted by: Mishdog at November 18, 2021 01:47 PM (/VWLE)

301
No 81 million people voted for this decrepit wreck of a human husk.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2021 01:48 PM (/U27+)

302 Tater looks like a baggie full of lukewarm semen.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 18, 2021 01:48 PM (6FeV1)

303 @277

No, but freelance was going to make sure the jurors saw him taking pictures of them and their license plates.

Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 01:48 PM (AwPyG)

304 A turducken, but just with smaller and smaller dicks- a dickdicken.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 18, 2021 01:48 PM (9KXDf)

305 Tater is storing up for the coming famine

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 18, 2021 01:48 PM (cSyAR)

306 Joy Reid gonna go off on the judge now.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at November 18, 2021 01:48 PM (oWBc3)

307 If You cover half a Brian stelter face and then cover the other half it's two completely different fat people

Posted by: Welcome to Wokistan Mutherfuckers at November 18, 2021 01:48 PM (iQWEY)

308 267 Imagine the fear a Twinkie must feel when it sees Tater's face coming after it.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 18, 2021 01:35 PM

*****

Imagine being a woman and seeing that coming at you across the bedroom floor in a pair of black dress socks.

Posted by: Azathoth at November 18, 2021 01:48 PM (ZS4tb)

309 A Twinkie inside a donut inside a cheesecake.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 18, 2021 01:45 PM (cSyAR)


Instead of Turducken it's Cheehamtwinknut[./b]

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 18, 2021 01:48 PM (wAnMi)

310 You know how you cause a stampede?

Have Tater show up at the ranch. That's how. Last time we lost 9 head of cattle.

Posted by: Cows Everywhere at November 18, 2021 01:48 PM (iDcra)

311 >>> 268 @198

Yeah, and those people who don't think the past year was the culmination of a long and well-thought-out plan, should think about why congress ignored anti trust rules, so that a handful of people controlled all media--especially at the local level.
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 01:44 PM (AwPyG)

Heh.

*remembers that video with several dozen consecutive clips of trios of pod-journos Standing Together and Looking Concerned in front of the camera with one drone dutifully reciting "...a grave threat to Our Democracy..."*

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 18, 2021 01:48 PM (llON8)

312 LO fucking L, Ace.

Posted by: wth at November 18, 2021 01:48 PM (v0R5T)

313 whoops, fat thumbs

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 18, 2021 01:48 PM (wAnMi)

314 OT: Real Science: Article on how Vitamin D helps with inflamation (including that caused by COVID):

https://tinyurl.com/tdxtv6x4

Of couse, in this day and age, the good doctor had to add this proviso: " "We do not recommend the use of normal vitamin D off the shelf at the pharmacy. No one should be taking more than the recommended doses of vitamin D in an attempt to prevent or combat COVID infections."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 18, 2021 01:48 PM (ynpvh)

315 >>Our house is on a well trafficked curve, and an old lady flipped her car into our fence. Full flip. Her car is on its roof.

It's after 1PM...wine mom on a refill run?

Posted by: Boswell at November 18, 2021 01:48 PM (5iUNf)

316
>NBC: "...the freelancer never contacted or intended to contact the jurors during deliberations"

During deliberations?? This is NBC stating a "truth" to hide a Lie. No one is accusing this "freelancer" of monkeyshines "during deliberations." Deliberations were adjourned.

>NBC: "...and never photographed or intended to photograph them"

This is another Truth or half-truth. The "freelancer" didn't get the opportunity to take images. Plus, for all we know, the "freelancer" was more interested in the cars the Jury was driving (and the stickers on their cars, and liecense plates).

Posted by: Soothsayer -- I'm the one who created at November 18, 2021 01:49 PM (RDcaw)

317 The Tater grinning like that is the last thing a jelly donut sees before it dies.

Posted by: Surfperch at November 18, 2021 01:49 PM (/4vtq)

318 Romeo13: "They are doing exactly as their Corporate Masters order."

Yep. Watch when they leave one network and move to another. They sing for their meals louder than Freddie Mercury in an outdoor coliseum.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 18, 2021 01:49 PM (aXxgO)

319 Our house is on a well trafficked curve, and an old lady flipped her car into our fence. Full flip. Her car is on its roof.

She's fine, but my fence is not.

---------------

Will be greatest Horde story ever if she flipped her car while typing a comment at AOSHQ.
Posted by: SH


Weren't me. I'm a male and currently on the shitter at work. Otherwise, it's possible.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2021 01:49 PM (MCe9d)

320 Keep in mind: 36% is still 113 million people.

This country is so f'ed.

Posted by: Lrrr at November 18, 2021 01:49 PM (k5fFm)

321 282 Will be greatest Horde story ever if she flipped her car while typing a comment at AOSHQ.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 18, 2021 01:45 PM (sX1BW)

========

Apparently, she was adjusting her seat back.

While probably speeding through a curve.

Dumb.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 18, 2021 01:49 PM (LvTSG)

322 People talking about getting carded. I got carded 3 times when I lived in Russia. Twice at the grocery store and once at a booze kiosk.
Posted by: Mishdog at November 18, 2021 01:47 PM (/VWLE)


In Russia, they were only carding you to find out your address, and come steal their alcohol back. They don't stop anyone from drinking.

Posted by: Wally at November 18, 2021 01:49 PM (FJYfm)

323 Yeah, and those people who don't think the past year was the culmination of a long and well-thought-out plan, should think about why congress ignored anti trust rules, so that a handful of people controlled all media--especially at the local level.
Posted by: artemis
-----------
I agree with you. This is an op. Or Elon musk is correct and this is just one big depressing virtual reality simulation.

Posted by: Drc at November 18, 2021 01:49 PM (vbaSG)

324 >>> 301
No 81 million people voted for this decrepit wreck of a human husk.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2021 01:48 PM (/U27+)

We have one birrion people who vote how we say.

Posted by: CCP at November 18, 2021 01:49 PM (llON8)

325 I guess I can try to provide mental surcease.

An antidote to the eye rape above:

Pretty redhead in a floral dress.

https://tinyurl.com/624m76jt

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 18, 2021 01:49 PM (csEWM)

326 Stetler has some unfortunate genes. All of them.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 18, 2021 01:49 PM (QU5/8)

327 Stelter is the posterchild for shriveled testicles.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 18, 2021 01:49 PM (Zz0t1)

328 even if she is a vegan

I am guessing she's super annoying in person but sure easy on the eyes and seemed fun on the show
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2021 01:46 PM (KZzsI)

I KNOW tv personality can be 180 degrees from real personality, but i do find it hard to imagine her as a vegan in temperament. she was game even when they played with the dead pigs and all.

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 18, 2021 01:50 PM (8D42x)

329 Good ATC thread...

@alexthechick 12m

Once upon a time when I was working for the Psychopaths, we upgraded our Westlaw subscription to include access to various and sundry people locator services. I did the training for the entire firm and stressed, repeatedly, that such services could only be used for work reasons.

Looking up defendant and witness contact info through the databases for ongoing litigation fell within statutory exceptions. Looking up the ex or the kid's new romantic interest did not. Not only could we get our Westlaw license revoked, it opened the firm to criminal charges.

https://tinyurl.com/yeepapuk

Posted by: Tami at November 18, 2021 01:50 PM (cF8AT)

330 One of my all time favorite pictures of Kari

geek cute

https://tinyurl.com/tcj4np8h

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2021 01:50 PM (KZzsI)

331 Stetler has some unfortunate genes. All of them.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 18, 2021 01:49 PM (QU5/8



Imagine how we feel.....

Posted by: Stelter's Jeans at November 18, 2021 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)

332 Apparently, she was adjusting her seat back.

While probably speeding through a curve.

Dumb.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

-------

Old Lady: Can you help me?

TJM: Hold on, have to post this comment first.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 18, 2021 01:50 PM (sX1BW)

333 A turducken, but just with smaller and smaller dicks- a dickdicken.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 18, 2021 01:48 PM (9KXDf)

Like Russian nesting dicks. A Stelter delicacy.

Posted by: flounder at November 18, 2021 01:50 PM (SH2Zi)

334 Imagine being a woman and seeing that coming at you across the bedroom floor in a pair of black dress socks.
Posted by: Azathoth at November 18, 2021 01:48 PM (ZS4tb)


Dying over here.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2021 01:50 PM (Ez6QX)

335 My father in law was called out to drag a car out of the marsh between the mainland and Tybee Island. When he got there the car was upside down in the muck but the driver was missing and the police assumed that he had walked off to get help or something. When FiL turned the car over they found that the driver, a poor woman, had been thrown from the car, which then landed on top of her, pressing her into the slime.

A pretty bad way to die if you ask me.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 18, 2021 01:50 PM (yQpMk)

336 I was once driving along and this old lady turned and accelerated right through some people's hedges and hit their house

Posted by: steevy at November 18, 2021 01:50 PM (CYnTg)

337
The guy I shared a lab with in grad school looked like he was 12 years old. He was always getting carded, then thrown out anyway because they thought his card was fraudulent. So he grew a beard. And looked like a 12-year-old with a beard. He still got carded.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2021 01:51 PM (/U27+)

338 265 Cannot unsee the 5 o'clock shadow stubble on Tater's innertube-like neck roll.
Posted by: Hands at November 18, 2021 01:44 PM (786Ro)

I hate you.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at November 18, 2021 01:51 PM (+4XDD)

339 Still no verdict ? WTF ?

Posted by: Jump kick man at November 18, 2021 01:51 PM (87qwM)

340 The freelance photographer who was tailing the juror bus did not intentionally take a picture of the juror bus.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 18, 2021 01:51 PM (0ryfU)

341 332 Old Lady: Can you help me?

TJM: Hold on, have to post this comment first.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 18, 2021 01:50 PM (sX1BW)

=========

About five people stopped to help before I got outside. Then it was just waiting around for the police to show up so they could take some information.

Now I'm no longer involved and back at the computer, my window overlooking the scene.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 18, 2021 01:51 PM (LvTSG)

342 Sounds like one of the lawyers on Rekieta saw Ace's post of that hideous cat in drag last night.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 18, 2021 01:51 PM (wAnMi)

343 Another redhead:

https://tinyurl.com/x2rj33fr

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 18, 2021 01:51 PM (csEWM)

344 I need to go buy some food for the dog. The pet store is conveniently located beside the pub.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 18, 2021 01:51 PM (cSyAR)

345 During deliberations?? This is NBC stating a "truth" to hide a Lie. No one is accusing this "freelancer" of monkeyshines "during deliberations." Deliberations were adjourned.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- I'm the one who created at November 18, 2021 01:49 PM (RDcaw)

Good point. How very Clintonian.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 18, 2021 01:52 PM (fSRlj)

346
Ace, don't ever post bald cats wearing wigs, again.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- I'm the one who created at November 18, 2021 01:52 PM (RDcaw)

347 Good lord, that photo of potato Costanza is gonna give me nightmares.

Posted by: Carmenzoid at November 18, 2021 01:52 PM (9sa5h)

348 Stelter is only like 36. I don't think he's making it to 50.

Posted by: Broseidon at November 18, 2021 01:52 PM (icI8A)

349 They sing for their meals louder than Freddie Mercury in an outdoor coliseum.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel

For my money, one of the greatest live performances ever - Mercury at Wembley Stadium - Radio Gaga. Freddie had the entire crowd eating out of his hand.

https://youtu.be/0omja1ivpx0

Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2021 01:52 PM (mD/uy)

350 Of course the photographer didn't take any pictures of the jurors or the bus. I mean, why would a photographer take any pictures? It's not like that's their jo...Wait a minute.

Posted by: Wally at November 18, 2021 01:52 PM (FJYfm)

351 Where's Joe Manixx with a picture of some busty lady?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 18, 2021 01:39 PM (8D42x)

Ace gave you a busty lady. Don't be rude.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at November 18, 2021 01:47 PM (uhPTO)

fine fine, i should have been more specific. Lulu from HeeHaw was a busty gal, but while i wouldn't want to see her in a near state of undress, i'd prefer that to the tater above....

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 18, 2021 01:52 PM (8D42x)

352 >>> 329 Good ATC thread...

@alexthechick 12m

Once upon a time when I was working for the Psychopaths, we upgraded our Westlaw subscription to include access to various and sundry people locator services. I did the training for the entire firm and stressed, repeatedly, that such services could only be used for work reasons.

Looking up defendant and witness contact info through the databases for ongoing litigation fell within statutory exceptions. Looking up the ex or the kid's new romantic interest did not. Not only could we get our Westlaw license revoked, it opened the firm to criminal charges.

https://tinyurl.com/yeepapuk
Posted by: Tami at November 18, 2021 01:50 PM (cF8AT)

"criminal charges" Hahahahaha!

Posted by: Top Men and Whammen of the Eff.Bee.EYE at November 18, 2021 01:52 PM (llON8)

353 Dressed up bald cat>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Stelter

Posted by: steevy at November 18, 2021 01:53 PM (CYnTg)

354 @311

My personal favorite is the collage of local TV stations (20 or so?) all saying that there are 19 new covid cases in their county---all on the same day, and all reading the same script withr the exact same words

I'm kind of surprised it wasn't a bigger story--Tucker should play it. To me, there was no clearer indication it was all a set up

Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 01:53 PM (AwPyG)

355 It wears a disguise to look like human guys, but it's not a man it's a potato, dude!

Posted by: Eat The Eloi at November 18, 2021 01:53 PM (BvNzB)

356 I once watched a white van drive right off the Edmonds ferry dock into Puget Sound. It was the 90's and I didn't have a cell phone, but by the time I got to the house across the street I already heard the sirens. At first I thought they were shooting a movie. They think it was suicide - no brake marks, etc...

Posted by: 496 at November 18, 2021 01:53 PM (U1eOr)

357 Since we're onto redheads.....I'll give it a shot.

https://tinyurl.com/njae73jj

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 18, 2021 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)

358 How is Chris Chan the next biggest case outside of Rittenhouse? Wuh-huh?

Some case regarding an autistic freak screwing his Alzheimer's ridden mother is a thing?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 18, 2021 01:53 PM (wAnMi)

359 "I wasn't following them to take pictures" sounds even *more* sinister, really...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 18, 2021 01:53 PM (6FeV1)

360 The guy I shared a lab with in grad school looked like he was 12 years old. He was always getting carded, then thrown out anyway because they thought his card was fraudulent. So he grew a beard. And looked like a 12-year-old with a beard. He still got carded.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2021 01:51 PM (/U27+)


You just described my son. Who just turned 29 this past weekend.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2021 01:54 PM (Ez6QX)

361 Counter, Kari Byron:

https://tinyurl.com/yp43rzfd

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 18, 2021 01:45 PM (csEWM)

You're a great American.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 18, 2021 01:54 PM (VwHCD)

362
Looking up defendant and witness contact info through the databases for ongoing litigation fell within statutory exceptions. Looking up the ex or the kid's new romantic interest did not. Not only could we get our Westlaw license revoked, it opened the firm to criminal charges.

And no doubt, because she was working for psychopaths, they thought the rules didn't apply to them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2021 01:54 PM (/U27+)

363 That Tater pic. He rapes, murders, and then eats his victims. This is obvious.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 18, 2021 01:54 PM (yRved)

364 Steve Lookner
@lookner
Perspective: Court TV correspondent who knows James J. Morrison just said a reporter following a jury bus is a long-standing practice by news outlets in big trials to get info on juror panel so news outlets can reach out to jurors quickly after verdict. "Happens all the time."

-
"You see, we're scum," the correspondent explained.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 18, 2021 01:54 PM (FVME7)

365 Well...that just happened.

Our house is on a well trafficked curve, and an old lady flipped her car into our fence. Full flip. Her car is on its roof.

She's fine, but my fence is not.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at November 18, 2021 01:44 PM (xACKO)


404 - Fence not found

Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2021 01:54 PM (mZUr4)

366 359 "I wasn't following them to take pictures" sounds even *more* sinister, really...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 18, 2021 01:53 PM (6FeV1)

No.. He was sent as a warning... And right now it seems to be working

Posted by: It's me donna at November 18, 2021 01:54 PM (87qwM)

367 335 My father in law was called out to drag a car out of the marsh between the mainland and Tybee Island. When he got there the car was upside down in the muck but the driver was missing and the police assumed that he had walked off to get help or something. When FiL turned the car over they found that the driver, a poor woman, had been thrown from the car, which then landed on top of her, pressing her into the slime.

A pretty bad way to die if you ask me.

--Was it a Kennedy driving?

Posted by: portlandon at November 18, 2021 01:54 PM (+oR7L)

368 Ace, don't ever post bald cats wearing wigs, again.

That was really, truly disturbing

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2021 01:54 PM (KZzsI)

369 357 Since we're onto redheads.....I'll give it a shot.

https://tinyurl.com/njae73jj
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 18, 2021 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)

Well done. Busty Gingers are the only balm for our battered eyes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 18, 2021 01:54 PM (csEWM)

370 359 "I wasn't following them to take pictures" sounds even *more* sinister, really...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 18, 2021 01:53 PM (6FeV1)

He was just trying to spend time with someone in such a way as not to be seen...oh, yeah, I guess that IS stalking.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 18, 2021 01:54 PM (ynpvh)

371 Damn you Ace! Please give a warning before posting a picture of Stelter. Some of us are sensitive to evil clown faces. Seriously, I work in a hospital and a visage like that would require some serious interventions by mental health and law enforcement.

Posted by: Cheri at November 18, 2021 01:55 PM (oiNtH)

372
404 - Fence not found
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2021 01:54 PM (mZUr4)



I don't get it.....

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 18, 2021 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)

373 Yeah, it's not as if in this case the jurors have a reasonable fear of being murdered....

Posted by: steevy at November 18, 2021 01:55 PM (CYnTg)

374 And no doubt, because she was working for psychopaths, they thought the rules didn't apply to them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2021 01:54 PM (/U27+)

Read the rest of the thread.

Posted by: Tami at November 18, 2021 01:55 PM (cF8AT)

375 363 That Tater pic. He rapes, murders, and then eats his victims. This is obvious.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 18, 2021 01:54 PM (yRved)

Not necessarily in that order.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 18, 2021 01:55 PM (csEWM)

376 If Tater's neck stubble ever grows up to become neck beard, tater gonna be swallowed alive.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 18, 2021 01:55 PM (iDcra)

377 360 The guy I shared a lab with in grad school looked like he was 12 years old. He was always getting carded, then thrown out anyway because they thought his card was fraudulent. So he grew a beard. And looked like a 12-year-old with a beard. He still got carded.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2021 01:51 PM (/U27+)

You just described my son. Who just turned 29 this past weekend.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2021 01:54 PM (Ez6QX)

Later in life, it may be advantageous to look younger than you really are.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 18, 2021 01:55 PM (ynpvh)

378 It wears a disguise to look like human guys, but it's not a man it's a potato, dude!

Posted by: Eat The Eloi at November 18, 2021 01:53 PM (BvNzB)

"Was he a great big, fat person?"

Posted by: Buffalo Bryan Stelter at November 18, 2021 01:55 PM (SH2Zi)

379 That Tater pic. He rapes, murders, and then eats his victims. This is obvious.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 18, 2021 01:54 PM (yRved)

There's cream filling everywhere.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at November 18, 2021 01:56 PM (uhPTO)

380 I'm ROFL at that Tater picture. Thanks, Ace, for making it extra big. I'll take that to my sleepy-bye nightmares tonight. And All Hail Eris....that was a thing of beauty...

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 18, 2021 01:56 PM (sVtYq)

381 Tater always looks so...unfortunate

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 18, 2021 01:56 PM (hV9ir)

382 404 - Fence not found
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2021 01:54 PM (mZUr4)


I don't get it.....

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 18, 2021 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)

I got it.

Posted by: Little Old Lady at November 18, 2021 01:56 PM (SH2Zi)

383 @lookner
Perspective: Court TV correspondent who knows James J. Morrison just said a reporter following a jury bus is a long-standing practice by news outlets in big trials to get info on juror panel so news outlets can reach out to jurors quickly after verdict. "Happens all the time."

Court TV correspondent says he doesn't want to defend the practice, and acknowledges some people might think it's despicable. Says when a reporter follows a jury bus they're looking for the jurors' license plates so they can get their contact info to contact them after verdict.


Stalking famous people = paparazzi.

Stalking average folks = journalism.

Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2021 01:56 PM (mZUr4)

384 That Tater pic. He rapes, murders, and then eats his victims. This is obvious.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 18, 2021 01:54 PM (yRved)



That's a face that's most definitely experienced bukakke.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 18, 2021 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)

385 People are overlooking a VERY important point....

ALLEGEDLY followed them.

Posted by: Hold My Montrachet at November 18, 2021 01:56 PM (juH8z)

386 I've never been able to figure out Stelter's physiognomy.

It's like they assembled his head out of four different people's features.

Posted by: Azathoth at November 18, 2021 01:57 PM (ZS4tb)

387 Since we're onto redheads.....I'll give it a shot.

https://tinyurl.com/njae73jj
Posted by: Sponge

I should just go ahead and give her the house right now. Get the pain part over with.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2021 01:57 PM (mD/uy)

388 After the 22 bloodbath just imagine all the Reaching Across the Aisle we'll be able to do for Our Friends!!!!

Posted by: The GOP at November 18, 2021 01:57 PM (hJSeO)

389 Always be suspicious when someone gives a vague answer to a specific question or a specific answer to a vague question.

Where were you yesterday?

I did not take a picture of the juror bus at 5pm yesterday.

Hmm. I didn't ask you about the juror bus or mention a time.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 18, 2021 01:57 PM (0ryfU)

390
ALLEGEDLY followed them.
Posted by: Hold My Montrachet at November 18, 2021 01:56 PM (juH8z)

Right... He was accidently going the same direction

Posted by: It's me donna at November 18, 2021 01:57 PM (87qwM)

391 372
404 - Fence not found
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2021 01:54 PM (mZUr4)


I don't get it.....

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 18, 2021 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)

That's because we haven't gotten to post 404, although that one may be lost too.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 18, 2021 01:57 PM (ynpvh)

392
It's like they assembled his head out of four different people's features.
Posted by: Azathoth at November 18, 2021 01:57 PM (ZS4tb)

But all of their lipids.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 18, 2021 01:57 PM (/KPLX)

393 326 Stetler has some unfortunate genes. All of them.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 18, 2021 01:49 PM (QU5/

You don't know the half of it.

Posted by: Levi's at November 18, 2021 01:57 PM (kAdNb)

394 I once saw a white van mow down a bunch of Americans. it was driven by muzzie. He wasn't talking or texting.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 18, 2021 01:57 PM (iDcra)

395 "Nood" was me.

"Barrel" was me.

I cannot be barreled. I made the damn barrel.

Posted by: Soothsayer

Yup. You did.
and, I started the JJ birthday everyday a couple of years ago by asking him if he had his coconut cake the day before his birthday and he said tomorrow.
Shrugs shoulders.

Posted by: old chick at November 18, 2021 01:58 PM (sOete)

396 375 363 That Tater pic. He rapes, murders, and then eats his victims. This is obvious.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 18, 2021 01:54 PM (yRved)

Not necessarily in that order.
Posted by: Aetius451AD



Tater is a Reaver. Everything makes sense now.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 18, 2021 01:58 PM (yRved)

397 When Brian Stelter smiles, mothers hold their children closer...

Posted by: biggy at November 18, 2021 01:58 PM (aiyac)

398 Since we're onto redheads.....I'll give it a shot.

https://tinyurl.com/njae73jj
Posted by: Sponge

That looks badly shopped. And when did "we" ever move away from redheads?

Posted by: ... at November 18, 2021 01:58 PM (hJSeO)

399 It wears a disguise to look like human guys, but it's not a man it's a potato, dude!

He puts on a disguise to look angelic wise, but he's not a divine, he's a Vorlon, Kosh!

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain: Dandolo Did Nothing Wrong at November 18, 2021 01:58 PM (Mr/7u)

400
Later in life, it may be advantageous to look younger than you really are.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 18, 2021 01:55 PM (ynpvh)


At 21 I already looked like 10 miles of bad road.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2021 01:58 PM (/U27+)

401 People talking about getting carded. I got carded 3 times when I lived in Russia. Twice at the grocery store and once at a booze kiosk.
Posted by: Mishdog at November 18, 2021


***
They have booze at grocery stores there?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 18, 2021 01:58 PM (txdEq)

402 When you look at that tater picture remember: he has a wife... and a child.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 18, 2021 01:58 PM (0ryfU)

403 That's a face that's most definitely experienced bukakke.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 18, 2021 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)


It looks like it did just moments before this picture was taken.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 18, 2021 01:58 PM (wAnMi)

404 Chicken Boo > Tater Stetler

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 18, 2021 01:58 PM (XvPQV)

405 There's something disgusting hanging off of Tater's top lip. I won't even hazard a guess... I just know for a fact he lives in the sewer and tries to entice small children with balloons.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 18, 2021 01:58 PM (sVtYq)

406 The Wisconsin DMV has a license-plate look-up feature. It returns the make, year, color, and RRN of the vehicle carrying that plate, but nothing else. So, it strikes me that the license-plate thing is, shall we say, not entirely candid.

Posted by: Nemo at November 18, 2021 01:59 PM (S6ArX)

407 God-cursed chimptato hybrid.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 18, 2021 01:59 PM (AlkyK)

408 52 I still don't understand how 36 percent still approve of him. Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 18, 2021 01:22 PM (cSyAR)


It is astounding, is it not? I just drove by a few old farm houses in the country and one had a huge flag facing the road that said - TRUTH OVER LIES BUDEN HARRIS.

This is Centre County, PA (that blue dot in the middle of the state)

Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at November 18, 2021 01:59 PM (xU7mE)

409 I'm really curious how Stelter got to where he is. He's, quite obviously, not easy on the eyes. He doesn't come from fame or big money. He went to Towson, which is a fine school I suppose, but it's not an ivy. He started a blog in the mid-00s but who didn't? He's not all that bright. Is there some chance that he's actually talented and ambitious? I refuse to believe it. He must secretly be a Make a Wish kid.

Posted by: Broseidon at November 18, 2021 01:59 PM (icI8A)

410 Since we're onto redheads.....I'll give it a shot.

https://tinyurl.com/njae73jj
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 18, 2021 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)

rack-tacular...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 18, 2021 01:59 PM (8D42x)

411 Tater is a Reaver. Everything makes sense now.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 18, 2021 01:58 PM (yRved)

Just watching his show is enough to turn you into a gibbering sociopath. Imagine what meeting in person would do....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 18, 2021 01:59 PM (6FeV1)

412 Even if we get wiped out in 2022, we will still get everything we want.

Bank on it.

Posted by: Schmuck Shoomer at November 18, 2021 01:59 PM (iDcra)

413 It's like they assembled his head out of four different people's features.
Posted by: Azathoth at November 18, 2021 01:57 PM (ZS4tb)

Yeah. The Four Doormen of the Apocalypse.

Posted by: ... at November 18, 2021 01:59 PM (hJSeO)

414 There's something disgusting hanging off of Tater's top lip. I won't even hazard a guess... I just know for a fact he lives in the sewer and tries to entice small children with balloons.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 18, 2021 01:58 PM (sVtYq)

The plot for the reboot of Kolchsk.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 18, 2021 01:59 PM (cSyAR)

415 404 - Fence not found
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2021 01:54 PM (mZUr4)


I don't get it.....

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 18, 2021 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)

That's because we haven't gotten to post 404, although that one may be lost too.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 18, 2021 01:57 PM (ynpvh)


Go to today's art thread and look at comment 404.

Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2021 02:00 PM (mZUr4)

416 For a definition of "freelancer", see the movie Nightcrawler.

Posted by: Angel at November 18, 2021 02:00 PM (8ND62)

417 Can't wait for Speaker McCarthy!!!!!

Posted by: ... at November 18, 2021 02:00 PM (hJSeO)

418
He's not all that bright. Is there some chance that he's actually talented and ambitious? I refuse to believe it. He must secretly be a Make a Wish kid.
Posted by: Broseidon at November 18, 2021 01:59 PM (icI8A)


The question to ask is, "Who did he sleep with?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2021 02:00 PM (/U27+)

419 Stelter looks like Uncle Fester.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2021 02:00 PM (ZLI7S)

420 Chicken Boo > Tater Stetler
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 18, 2021 01:58 PM (XvPQV)



My anus > Tater Stelter

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 18, 2021 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)

421 400
Later in life, it may be advantageous to look younger than you really are.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 18, 2021 01:55 PM (ynpvh)

At 21 I already looked like 10 miles of bad road.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2021 01:58 PM (/U27+)

At least you don't look like the city tried repairing you before giving up...I hope.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 18, 2021 02:00 PM (ynpvh)

422 @DefNotDarth

Throw back to that time a drunken #GaigeGrosskreutz's chair collapsed while in zoom court and #KyleRittennhouse had to hide to pretend he wasn't laughing out loud.

https://tinyurl.com/yfwqkuhu

Posted by: Tami at November 18, 2021 02:01 PM (cF8AT)

423 There is a floor of die-hard Democrats who are unable to countenance the other side being in existence, let alone power, so they reflexively support their guy. It's all part of being on the same team.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 18, 2021 01:25 PM (BMmaB

Yup. They're the sicarios of the dem party. 30% is still a disturbing number of people.

Posted by: My name is Jose Jimanez at November 18, 2021 02:01 PM (Fs5vw)

424 People talking about getting carded. I got carded 3 times when I lived in Russia. Twice at the grocery store and once at a booze kiosk.
Posted by: Mishdog at November 18, 2021

***
They have booze at grocery stores there?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 18, 2021 01:58 PM (txdEq)

IL does too. and the Walgreens & Osco Drug

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 18, 2021 02:01 PM (8D42x)

425 Is there some chance that he's actually talented and ambitious?


Oh, he has a talent.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 18, 2021 02:01 PM (0ryfU)

426 Find the guy who thought Stelter needed to be on TV and eradicate his entire bloodline.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 18, 2021 02:01 PM (Zz0t1)

427 Chicken Boo > Tater Stetler

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 18, 2021 01:58 PM (XvPQV)

Momo > Tater

Posted by: flounder at November 18, 2021 02:01 PM (SH2Zi)

428
Stelter looks like Uncle Fester.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2021 02:00 PM (ZLI7S)


Jackie Coogan had actual talent.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2021 02:01 PM (/U27+)

429 This brunette with log legs and a red dress finds Stelter to be deeply off-putting:
https://is.gd/RlqW46

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 18, 2021 02:01 PM (DU+/6)

430 402 When you look at that tater picture remember: he has a wife... and a child.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy



So do some serial killers.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 18, 2021 02:01 PM (yRved)

431 Tonypete: "For my money, one of the greatest live performances ever - Mercury at Wembley Stadium - Radio Gaga. Freddie had the entire crowd eating out of his hand."

I've never been a fan of Queen, but man... that guy can sing. Really strong.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 18, 2021 02:02 PM (aXxgO)

432 That photo of Stelter is so really, really horrifying.

Posted by: m at November 18, 2021 02:02 PM (SJbY/)

433 Like, not that I'm jealous, but if I had been born in beltway adjacent Maryland, could I have become Tater? I'm better looking. I have a lovely, thick head of hair. I'm considerably smarter. I went to a slightly better college. I have more Judaism points because I was raised Jewish and he just married one.

Posted by: Broseidon at November 18, 2021 02:02 PM (icI8A)

434 Brian Stelter isn't 35. He's actually the secret love child of Harris Glenn Milstead and Edith Massey. He was actually conceived in a broke down trailer somewhere in the woods north of Baltimore back in 1972.

Posted by: The Eggman at November 18, 2021 02:02 PM (aZo08)

435 428
Stelter looks like Uncle Fester.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2021 02:00 PM (ZLI7S)

Jackie Coogan had actual talent.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2021 02:01 PM (/U27+)

I read that as Uncle Fister...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 18, 2021 02:02 PM (ynpvh)

436 Ummm...how would the media get their contact info FROM THEIR LICENSE PLATES!?!?
Posted by: Tami


By paying a crooked law enforcement person or state worker to illegally access the DMV database. There's "online services" that do this for $$$ but have no idea how legit, accurate or legal it is. These days, it wouldn't surprise me a bit if $50 gets you a name and address.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 18, 2021 02:02 PM (wAnMi)

437 They have booze at grocery stores there?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 18, 2021 01:58 PM (txdEq)


Wisconsin sells booze in grocery stores. No surprise there.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 18, 2021 02:03 PM (45fpk)

438 @DefNotDarth

Throw back to that time a drunken #GaigeGrosskreutz's chair collapsed while in zoom court and #KyleRittennhouse had to hide to pretend he wasn't laughing out loud.

https://tinyurl.com/yfwqkuhu
Posted by: Tami at November 18, 2021 02:01 PM (cF8AT)



LMFAO.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 18, 2021 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)

439 This brunette with log legs and a red dress finds Stelter to be deeply off-putting:
https://is.gd/RlqW46
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Apropos she's located in a cooling tower.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2021 02:03 PM (mD/uy)

440 This brunette with log legs and a red dress finds Stelter to be deeply off-putting:
https://is.gd/RlqW46
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 18, 2021 02:01 PM (DU+/6)


Normally I click your links right away. I'm scared to click this one

Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2021 02:03 PM (mZUr4)

441 I'm really curious how Stelter got to where he is.


No gag reflex.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 18, 2021 02:03 PM (yQpMk)

442 LOL from a few days back:

Boomieleaks
@Boomieleaks
Nov 14
Where should we send Kyle next? I'm thinking the border.

Posted by: m at November 18, 2021 02:03 PM (SJbY/)

443 Good News!!

Biden is giving Pfizer $5.3 billion of 10 million of their Pfizermectin treatments. $530/treatment.

Build Back Better Bitches!!

Pfizer that is.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 18, 2021 02:03 PM (iDcra)

444 When you look at that tater picture remember: he has a wife... and a child.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Yes, and two kids. Imagine 'ettes....that face looking down on you while he is on top of you.

The horror.

Posted by: Cheri at November 18, 2021 02:03 PM (oiNtH)

445
This brunette with log legs and a red dress finds Stelter to be deeply off-putting:
https://is.gd/RlqW46
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 18, 2021 02:01 PM (DU+/6)


Her legs look fine to me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2021 02:03 PM (/U27+)

446 I also refuse to believe he slept his way to the top because gay guys usually have better taste. There isn't enough amyl nitrate in the world to make Tater seem like a worthy conquest.

Posted by: Broseidon at November 18, 2021 02:03 PM (icI8A)

447 429 This brunette with log legs and a red dress finds Stelter to be deeply off-putting:
https://is.gd/RlqW46
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 18, 2021 02:01 PM (DU+/6)

=========

And yet, she'd still bone him because he's on TV.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 18, 2021 02:03 PM (LvTSG)

448 Normally I click your links right away. I'm scared to click this one
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2021 02:03 PM (mZUr4)
++++
D'oh!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 18, 2021 02:03 PM (DU+/6)

449 They have booze at grocery stores there?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 18, 2021
*
IL does too. and the Walgreens & Osco Drug
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 18, 2021


***
I thought Da Swamp was almost alone in America in having that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 18, 2021 02:04 PM (txdEq)

450 Our house is on a well trafficked curve, and an old lady flipped her car into our fence. Full flip. Her car is on its roof.

She's fine, but my fence is not.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at


Call Happy, Sleepy and Dopey, Attorneys at Law !

Posted by: JT at November 18, 2021 02:04 PM (arJlL)

451 I was once driving along and this old lady turned and accelerated right through some people's hedges and hit their house

Posted by: steevy at November 18, 2021 01:50 PM (CYnTg)

I saw a car in reverse bust through the overhead door of a car repair place. The mechanic was half in the engine bay riding it out, it zoomed across the street and into a house. Talk about a thrill ride.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 18, 2021 02:04 PM (VwHCD)

452 Stelter looks like Uncle Fester.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2021 02:00 PM (ZLI7S)


Jackie Coogan had to shave his head and wear odd eye makeup to play Fester in the TV series. His wife once caught him looking in the mirror and crying. She asked why he was so sad, and he replied, "I used to be the most beautiful boy in the world and now I'm just a damned freak!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 18, 2021 02:04 PM (2JVJo)

453 36th percentile means Joe's supporters have IQs of below 95. Wonder how long before even dogs are looking at him with "are you kidding me" expressions on their faces.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 18, 2021 02:04 PM (dP2ke)

454 When you look at that tater picture remember: he has a wife... and a child.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


So do some serial killers.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 18, 2021 02:01 PM (yRved)

Gary Ridgeway. Buried one or more right outside his kid's bedroom window, as I recall.

Posted by: flounder at November 18, 2021 02:04 PM (SH2Zi)

455 Biden is giving Pfizer $5.3 billion of 10 million of their Pfizermectin treatments. $530/treatment.

--

I trust the horse paste more.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 18, 2021 02:04 PM (sVtYq)

456 I saw Log Legs open for They Might Be Giants at The Starplex in '93.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 18, 2021 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

457 Yes, and two kids. Imagine 'ettes....that face looking down on you while he is on top of you.

The horror.
Posted by: Cheri at November 18, 2021 02:03 PM (oiNtH)

not even if he were the last man in the world. I'd invest in a good vibrator.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 18, 2021 02:05 PM (hV9ir)

458 There's something disgusting hanging off of Tater's top lip. I won't even hazard a guess... I just know for a fact he lives in the sewer and tries to entice small children with balloons.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 18, 2021 01:58 PM (sVtYq)


Saw that, had to look away. Won't scroll back to the top. Ace could have been posting all kinds of updates about Biden's bomb-vest murder/suicide, and I won't know until somebody mentions it down here.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 18, 2021 02:05 PM (wAnMi)

459 450 Our house is on a well trafficked curve, and an old lady flipped her car into our fence. Full flip. Her car is on its roof.

She's fine, but my fence is not.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at


Call Happy, Sleepy and Dopey, Attorneys at Law !

Posted by: JT at November 18, 2021 02:04 PM (arJlL)

Better than the DA's guys in the Rittenhouse case: Dewey, Cheetum & Steele.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 18, 2021 02:05 PM (ynpvh)

460 If Tater was lying on his back how long would he be stuck?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 18, 2021 02:05 PM (cSyAR)

461 "A dick pinata full of donuts"

I am so stealing that.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 18, 2021 02:06 PM (PUXju)

462 NBC apparently intimidating Jurors... The trial needs to be tossed out...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 18, 2021 02:06 PM (87qwM)

463 Posted by: Tami at November 18, 2021 02:01 PM (cF8AT)

Looks like a skit from when SNL used to be funny

Posted by: kallisto at November 18, 2021 02:06 PM (DJFLF)

464 not even if he were the last man in the world. I'd invest in a good vibrator.
Posted by: IC - #FJB

Go on......

Posted by: JT at November 18, 2021 02:06 PM (arJlL)

465 >> When you look at that tater picture remember: he has a wife... and a child.


And a collection of tiny shoes that he only takes out when neither are home.

Posted by: garrett at November 18, 2021 02:06 PM (q+cim)

466 This brunette with log legs and a red dress finds Stelter to be deeply off-putting:
https://is.gd/RlqW46
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 18, 2021 02:01 PM (DU+/6)

Normally I click your links right away. I'm scared to click this one

Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2021 02:03 PM (mZUr4)

Click away. Its worth it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 18, 2021 02:06 PM (VwHCD)

467 460 If Tater was lying on his back how long would he be stuck?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 18, 2021 02:05 PM (cSyAR)

There's a potato peeler joke in there somewhere...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 18, 2021 02:06 PM (ynpvh)

468 I saw Log Legs open for They Might Be Giants at The Starplex in '93.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 18, 2021 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)


I'm cackling worse than Kamala right now

Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2021 02:06 PM (mZUr4)

469 New version of "Nightmare Alley" coming in Dec from del Toro.

Here's the trailer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q81Yf46Oj3s


Looks good. From a famous noir novel and made once in old Hollywood with Tyrone Power, though they wimp out a bit at the very end.

If you'd like to see the old "NA", it's currently p[laying on the Criterion Channel.
Books also on Kindle and available at Amazon.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 18, 2021 02:07 PM (5NkmN)

470 Legal Insurrection's live feed is screeching at me.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 18, 2021 02:07 PM (45fpk)

471 462 NBC apparently intimidating Jurors... The trial needs to be tossed out...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 18, 2021 02:06 PM (87qwM)

NBC needs to be brought up on criminal charges...but will never happen.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 18, 2021 02:07 PM (ynpvh)

472 Cranky Joe still wants J.P. Morgan to pay his fair share.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 18, 2021 02:07 PM (BPuaD)

473
Normally I click your links right away. I'm scared to click this one

Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2021 02:03 PM (mZUr4)

Click away. Its worth it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 18, 2021 02:06 PM (VwHCD)



Joe's earned the benefit of the doubt.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 18, 2021 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)

474 Yes, and two kids. Imagine 'ettes....that face looking down on you while he is on top of you.

The horror.
Posted by: Cheri at November 18, 2021 02:03 PM (oiNtH)

It comes with the donut cosplay territory.

Posted by: flounder at November 18, 2021 02:07 PM (SH2Zi)

475 There's a potato peeler joke in there somewhere...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 18, 2021 02:06 PM (ynpvh)

He thinks a spatula is a sex toy?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 18, 2021 02:07 PM (6FeV1)

476 Quinnipiac spend most of its time giving polling BJ's to the Democratic Party, so I can only assume this poll was massaged to its best possible and shiniest outcome.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 18, 2021 02:07 PM (PUXju)

477 I saw Log Legs open for They Might Be Giants at The Starplex in '93.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 18, 2021 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
That's funny right there.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 18, 2021 02:07 PM (DU+/6)

478 Da fuq?!

@meganmarshalltv

Kenosha County Sheriff David Beth showed up with cookies and coffee for everyone outside the courthouse today.

Video: https://tinyurl.com/yj5394ke

Posted by: Tami at November 18, 2021 02:07 PM (cF8AT)

479 Hiya Kallisto !

Posted by: JT at November 18, 2021 02:07 PM (arJlL)

480 If Tater was lying on his back how long would he be stuck?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker
======

If you see Tater on a fence post, how did he get up there?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 18, 2021 02:07 PM (iDcra)

481 Taters true form is a small nexus of glowing yellow lights, each filled with strawberry jam.

Posted by: Broseidon at November 18, 2021 02:07 PM (icI8A)

482 333 A turducken, but just with smaller and smaller dicks- a dickdicken.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 18, 2021 01:48 PM (9KXDf)

Like Russian nesting dicks. A Stelter delicacy.


With modern 3D printing, it'd be entirely practical to prototype nesting Stelter matryoshka dicks.

If you haven't watched the '70s BBC version of 'Tinker Tailer Soldier Spy' - do it.

And in other news...sorry, but these are hos. It always amazed me that Von Dutch - a '60s craftsman - came back as a brand and 80s so always assumed drug money behind it.

https://tinyurl.com/yz8z9o6n

Posted by: JEM at November 18, 2021 02:08 PM (8erNz)

483
Kenosha County Sheriff David Beth showed up with cookies and coffee for everyone outside the courthouse today.

Seriously.. ?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 18, 2021 02:08 PM (87qwM)

484 Tater looks like the proprietor of a seedy motel on a lonely stretch of high in north Washington state.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 18, 2021 02:08 PM (cSyAR)

485 can't believe this jury is taking so long for deliberations.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 18, 2021 02:08 PM (hV9ir)

486 This brunette with log legs and a red dress finds Stelter to be deeply off-putting:
https://is.gd/RlqW46
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 18, 2021 02:01 PM (DU+/6)

Her legs look fine to me.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2021 02:03 PM (/U27+)

Sculpted like a dancer's...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 18, 2021 02:08 PM (XvPQV)

487 476 Quinnipiac spend most of its time giving polling BJ's to the Democratic Party, so I can only assume this poll was massaged to its best possible and shiniest outcome.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 18, 2021 02:07 PM (PUXju)

============

"But he's not Literally Hitler! America must be taught a lesson!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 18, 2021 02:08 PM (LvTSG)

488 I think Tater got his first tv appearance from Gutfeld on Red Eye.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 18, 2021 02:08 PM (kTF2Z)

489 BREAKING: Houston Health Dept Workers Caught on VIDEO Going Door-to-Door Asking Residents: "Have you been vaccinated? ... Which one did you get?"

https://bit.ly/3cs9QGI

This is happening in TEXAS. What was that about red states being better than blue states about this bullshit? So much for that.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 18, 2021 02:08 PM (Do5/p)

490 If Tater was lying on his back how long would he be stuck?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 18, 2021 02:05 PM (cSyAR)

Depends on if you could break the suction or not.

Posted by: flounder at November 18, 2021 02:08 PM (SH2Zi)

491

Look at those incisors!!!

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at November 18, 2021 02:08 PM (XnbJC)

492 Biden is giving Pfizer $5.3 billion of 10 million of their Pfizermectin treatments. $530/treatment.

-------

FDA gets a nice cut of millions of that sweet, sweet grift -- regardless of how many millions they kill.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 18, 2021 02:09 PM (3RlYu)

493 If Tater was lying on his back how long would he be stuck?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 18, 2021
*
There's a potato peeler joke in there somewhere...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 18, 2021


***
Don't forget the post turtle joke

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 18, 2021 02:09 PM (txdEq)

494 Kenosha County Sheriff David Beth showed up with cookies and coffee for everyone outside the courthouse today.

Video: https://tinyurl.com/yj5394ke
Posted by: Tami at November 18, 2021 02:07 PM (cF8AT)

laced with laxatives, perchance?

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 18, 2021 02:09 PM (hV9ir)

495 Yeesh.

Tater looks like he wants to eat your puppy like he would a Winesap apple.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 18, 2021 02:09 PM (5NkmN)

496 485 can't believe this jury is taking so long for deliberations.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 18, 2021 02:08 PM (hV9ir)

It seemed cut and dried, but it seems a couple Jurors didn't see it that way

Posted by: It's me donna at November 18, 2021 02:09 PM (87qwM)

497 This brunette with log legs and a red dress finds Stelter to be deeply off-putting:
https://is.gd/RlqW46
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 18, 2021 02:01 PM (DU+/6)

Normally I click your links right away. I'm scared to click this one
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2021 02:03 PM (mZUr4)

Click away. Its worth it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 18, 2021 02:06 PM (VwHCD)


*slowly clicks link -- like Link in the Zelda games approaching a treasure chest *

Nant, na na na NAH!!!!!

Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2021 02:09 PM (mZUr4)

498 Just ordered my I Did That Biden stickers. I'm going to have fun.

Posted by: mpfs, back in the game at November 18, 2021 02:09 PM (79p/O)

499 Why spend $5 billion of our taxpayer dollars on Pfizermectin if the "vaccines" work as they've been advertised??? That's all I've heard for a year.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 18, 2021 02:09 PM (sVtYq)

500 That Stelter could grow a glorious neckbeard.

Posted by: Cluebat at November 18, 2021 02:09 PM (Fbj1q)

501 Kenosha County Sheriff David Beth showed up with cookies and coffee for everyone outside the courthouse today.


He has a really nice singing voice.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 18, 2021 02:09 PM (45fpk)

502 That's the image you see when you want your hard-on to go away, quickly. Be careful as it may punch you in the gut from the inside.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 18, 2021 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)

503 Looks good. From a famous noir novel and made once in old Hollywood with Tyrone Power, though they wimp out a bit at the very end.

Still haven't seen it, but want to, due to Joan Blondell. And also Ty Power breaking typecast, much to his studio's dismay.

Posted by: kallisto at November 18, 2021 02:09 PM (DJFLF)

504 This is happening in TEXAS. What was that about red states being better than blue states about this bullshit? So much for that.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton


Houston, San Antonio & Dallas are big blue.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2021 02:09 PM (MCe9d)

505 That Stelter could grow a glorious neckbeard.
Posted by: Cluebat at November 18, 2021 02:09 PM (Fbj1q)
++++
But to truly earn the neckbeard, he'd have to learn UNIX and I doubt he has it in him...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 18, 2021 02:10 PM (DU+/6)

506 If you haven't watched the '70s BBC version of 'Tinker Tailer Soldier Spy' - do it.

...
Posted by: JEM at November 18, 2021 02:08 PM (8erNz)

Did that last weekend.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 18, 2021 02:10 PM (BgMrQ)

507 Look at those incisors!!!

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at November 18, 2021 02:08 PM (XnbJC)

Oh no, there goes Idaho ...
Go, Go, Spudzilla!

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 18, 2021 02:10 PM (3RlYu)

508 489 BREAKING: Houston Health Dept Workers Caught on VIDEO Going Door-to-Door Asking Residents: "Have you been vaccinated? ... Which one did you get?"

https://bit.ly/3cs9QGI

This is happening in TEXAS. What was that about red states being better than blue states about this bullshit? So much for that.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 18, 2021 02:08 PM (Do5/p)

It's Texas, so the correct answer is,"Get off my damn property or I'll vax you with lead, bub".

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 18, 2021 02:10 PM (ynpvh)

509 Liz Harrington tweets the Geico Gecko saying, "Switching back to Trump could save you 15% or more on everything."

http://bitly.ws/jDxN

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at November 18, 2021 02:10 PM (sWM8x)

510 Yes, and two kids. Imagine 'ettes....that face looking down on you while he is on top of you.

Posted by: Cheri at November 18, 2021 02:03 PM (oiNtH)


No No No nononono NO

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2021 02:10 PM (Ez6QX)

511 450 Our house is on a well trafficked curve, and an old lady flipped her car into our fence. Full flip. Her car is on its roof.

She's fine, but my fence is not.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at
================
Hope she was fully vaxxed.

Posted by: Karen Mengele-Fauci at November 18, 2021 02:10 PM (PUXju)

512 You'd have to think 36% is getting pretty close to the lower possible limit of support absent something unprecedented coming into play since much below that and he'll have to manage to upset progs/libs without simultaneously pleasing indies/cons.

Posted by: Match Checksout at November 18, 2021 02:10 PM (dYe5S)

513
This brunette with log legs and a red dress finds Stelter to be deeply off-putting:

Those log legs could still give me a woody.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at November 18, 2021 02:10 PM (dQvv7)

514 478 Da fuq?!

@meganmarshalltv

Kenosha County Sheriff David Beth showed up with cookies and coffee for everyone outside the courthouse today.

Video: https://tinyurl.com/yj5394ke
Posted by: Tami at November 18, 2021 02:07 PM (cF8AT)

Eh, why not?

Posted by: m at November 18, 2021 02:10 PM (SJbY/)

515 Stelturd?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 18, 2021 02:10 PM (ZSK0i)

516 Kenosha County Sheriff David Beth showed up with cookies and coffee for everyone outside the courthouse today.

Seriously.. ?
Posted by: It's me donna at November 18, 2021 02:08 PM (87qwM)

I heard Twitter rumors that all the "protesters" pitched in and ordered domino's, then hung out together and ate lunch. BLM and pro-KR alike.

Either it's a lie, or something fishy is up outside that courthouse.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 18, 2021 02:10 PM (6FeV1)

517 This is happening in TEXAS. What was that about red states being better than blue states about this bullshit? So much for that.

everything now depends on your local jurisdiction

Posted by: kallisto at November 18, 2021 02:10 PM (DJFLF)

518
This is happening in TEXAS. What was that about red states being better than blue states about this bullshit? So much for that.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 18, 2021 02:08 PM (Do5/p)



Houston is a liberal shithole, so it's expected. They won't be going to rural TX and asking door to door.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 18, 2021 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

519 480 If Tater was lying on his back how long would he be stuck?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker
======

If you see Tater on a fence post, how did he get up there?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 18, 2021 02:07 PM (iDcra)

hahahahahaha

Posted by: m at November 18, 2021 02:11 PM (SJbY/)

520 510 Yes, and two kids. Imagine 'ettes....that face looking down on you while he is on top of you.



EEEEwww... No one could be that desperate

Posted by: It's me donna at November 18, 2021 02:11 PM (87qwM)

521 Oh no, there goes Idaho ...
Go, Go, Spudzilla!

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 18, 2021 02:10 PM (3RlYu)

Nice.

Posted by: flounder at November 18, 2021 02:11 PM (SH2Zi)

522 Kenosha County Sheriff David Beth showed up with cookies and coffee for everyone outside the courthouse today.
Video: https://tinyurl.com/yj5394ke
Posted by: Tami at November 18, 2021 02:07 PM (cF8AT)


He's feeding BLM/antifa/press?
Oh, and that one pro-Kyle gal that got her clock cleaned by the peaceful protestors/heroes.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 18, 2021 02:11 PM (wAnMi)

523 511 450 Our house is on a well trafficked curve, and an old lady flipped her car into our fence. Full flip. Her car is on its roof.

She's fine, but my fence is not.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at
================
Hope she was fully vaxxed.

Posted by: Karen Mengele-Fauci at November 18, 2021 02:10 PM (PUXju)

The fence was vaxxed against cars.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 18, 2021 02:11 PM (ynpvh)

524 You'd have to think 36% is getting pretty close to the lower possible limit of support absent something unprecedented coming into play since much below that and he'll have to manage to upset progs/libs without simultaneously pleasing indies/cons.
Posted by: Match Checksout at November 18, 2021 02:10 PM (dYe5S)

Ok, fine, i was wrong about the 47% thing!

Posted by: Mitt Romney at November 18, 2021 02:11 PM (6FeV1)

525 Eris getting the above the Fold treatment from Ace.


Nicely turned phrasing there.

Posted by: garrett at November 18, 2021 02:11 PM (q+cim)

526
This is happening in TEXAS. What was that about red states being better than blue states about this bullshit? So much for that.

This is happening in Houston. Harris County. Moron Mayor and Teen Gauleiter.


Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2021 02:11 PM (/U27+)

527 462 NBC apparently intimidating Jurors... The trial needs to be tossed out...

Judge Cheese Wheel is incapable of tossing anything out. He's weak.

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 18, 2021 02:11 PM (2xGy+)

528 I still don't understand how 36 percent still approve of him.
**
I suspect roughly 36% of the country is wealthy enough either via welfare or trust funds that they don't have any concerns whatsoever about the price of things because it doesn't effect them or their spending.


Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at November 18, 2021 01:36 PM

Well, at least 25% of Americans are retarded. That was 20 years ago. With inflation, might be up to 36% now.

https://on.cc.com/30F0EMc

Posted by: Southpark at November 18, 2021 02:11 PM (Do5/p)

529 Yes, and two kids. Imagine 'ettes....that face looking down on you while he is on top of you.

--

Oh, Cheri...why, why, WHY did you put that in my head!?

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 18, 2021 02:12 PM (sVtYq)

530 479 Hiya Kallisto !

Posted by: JT at November 18, 2021 02:07 PM (arJlL)


ohai

Posted by: kallisto at November 18, 2021 02:12 PM (DJFLF)

531 LOL love this thumbnail

https://youtu.be/pLFzrgFpPgA

Posted by: steevy at November 18, 2021 02:12 PM (CYnTg)

532 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 18, 2021 02:10 PM (ynpvh)

I had that happen here in Clownifornia a few months ago.

Told em it was none of their damn business.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 18, 2021 02:12 PM (oHd/0)

533 I call pollshit!

Posted by: Idahonian at November 18, 2021 02:12 PM (58gKN)

534 Kenosha County Sheriff David Beth showed up with cookies and coffee for everyone outside the courthouse today.

David...Beth? Lemme guess - transitioning.

Posted by: Boswell at November 18, 2021 02:12 PM (5iUNf)

535 Remember that even James Carville found a brood mate to incubate his eggs for him. It's the swamp, even the wretched and disfigured get paired off.

Posted by: Broseidon at November 18, 2021 02:12 PM (icI8A)

536 It looks like Ace found the hidden picture of Dorian Gray.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 18, 2021 02:12 PM (6vaxi)

537 If Tater was lying on his back how long would he be stuck?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 18, 2021 02:05 PM (cSyAR)

It depends, if a female T-rex stumbles upon him and decides to pleasure herself with that head of his he'll be part of the fossil record.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 18, 2021 02:12 PM (VwHCD)

538 EEEEwww... No one could be that desperate
Posted by: It's me donna at November 18, 2021 02:11 PM (87qwM)
++++
Life can surprise you.

Posted by: Bethany Mandell at November 18, 2021 02:12 PM (DU+/6)

539 My wife bought some ink pens online and for some reason, they also sent a jar of some workout powder called TOTAL WAR by Tiger Fitness. Their trademark is BRING THE NOISE (TM). What does that even supposed to mean?


I bet the company execs approached the trademark people and said "Hey we want to trademark something and we're here to see if anyone else has taken it yet. It's [execs all in unison] "BRING THE NOISE". [expectant look] Trademark guy, "no ... it looks like that one's all free"

Posted by: banana Dream at November 18, 2021 02:13 PM (h/pNJ)

540 I heard Twitter rumors that all the "protesters" pitched in and ordered domino's, then hung out together and ate lunch. BLM and pro-KR alike.

Gotta keep up your strength so you can kill one another when it's time.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 18, 2021 02:13 PM (QU5/8)

541 Hmmmmm

Conspiracy theory: what if one or two jurors were plants, and as a reward were going to get book deals and face time on NBC, explaining to everyone how terrible Kyle is.

And now, that's off the books.

Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 02:13 PM (AwPyG)

542 @ElectionWiz

REPORTER: Did you chose Brandon, FL for your bill signing because of the "Let's Go Brandon" movement?

DESANTIS: "I think Brandon, Florida is a great American city..."

Video: https://tinyurl.com/yftp3o55

Posted by: Tami at November 18, 2021 02:13 PM (cF8AT)

543 A cop friend of mine went to the scene of a traffic accident. The driver was in bad shape with head injuries that should've killed him but he had a pulse. They had to really work to get him out but, like a Timex watch, he kept on ticking. Mystery solved at the hospital. He had a pacemaker.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 18, 2021 02:13 PM (FVME7)

544 "Mrs Stelter, do you and your husband talk during sex?"

"If I'm near a phone, sure."

Posted by: Azathoth at November 18, 2021 02:14 PM (ZS4tb)

545 From DailyMail
"It is not known when the state learned Freeland's identity, but it has been confirmed that he had wanted immunity before he would testify, and that Assistant District Attorney Thomas Binger would not grant it."

So they knew before the trial.

My feelings are that the Left can not afford to lose this. Look at all the hay they made out of Charlottesville, and that is too much to give up.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 18, 2021 02:14 PM (SeqdC)

546 You people that think plate info isn't obtainable - let alone for the MSM - are adorable

Seriously, it's like 10 bucks

Posted by: somedood at November 18, 2021 02:14 PM (CUULq)

547 IC - #FJB: "can't believe this jury is taking so long for deliberations."

With this much time, there's no way the State's case could defend "Beyond Reasonable Doubt". This thing screams "doubt" at the absolute worst.

I'm hoping they're just wasting time to give the appearance that there are intense deliberations while they debate their favorite foods and brands of ammo.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 18, 2021 02:14 PM (aXxgO)

548 And also Ty Power breaking typecast, much to his studio's dismay.
Posted by: kallisto at November 18, 2021 02:09 PM (DJFLF)


Yeah, he burns that image to the ground and pees on the ashes.

Excellent in the role. A "brave" role if you will for a studio system actor.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 18, 2021 02:14 PM (5NkmN)

549 I bet the company execs approached the trademark people and said "Hey we want to trademark something and we're here to see if anyone else has taken it yet. It's [execs all in unison] "BRING THE NOISE". [expectant look] Trademark guy, "no ... it looks like that one's all free"
Posted by: banana Dream at November 18, 2021 02:13 PM (h/pNJ)

Chuck D, Terminator X and Flava Flav might disagree.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at November 18, 2021 02:14 PM (II3Gr)

550 Bring the noise is a great public enemy song, at least.

It takes a nation of millions to hold Tater back from the donut box.

Posted by: Broseidon at November 18, 2021 02:14 PM (icI8A)

551 I heard Twitter rumors that all the "protesters" pitched in and ordered domino's, then hung out together and ate lunch. BLM and pro-KR alike.

Gotta keep up your strength so you can kill one another when it's time.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls


Takes 47 muscles to swing a punch.
Takes 7 to pull a trigger.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2021 02:15 PM (MCe9d)

552 523 Hope she was fully vaxxed.

Posted by: Karen Mengele-Fauci at November 18, 2021 02:10 PM (PUXju)

The fence was vaxxed against cars.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 18, 2021 02:11 PM (ynpvh)

==========

That's why it didn't work!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 18, 2021 02:15 PM (LvTSG)

553 grammie. Rumor is that all the trial feeds are down. Maybe andyfa burnt down the courthouse.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 18, 2021 02:15 PM (2NHgQ)

554 Oh, Cheri...why, why, WHY did you put that in my head!?
Posted by: Lady in Black

My apologies to all of the 'ettes. I denounce myself.

Posted by: Cheri at November 18, 2021 02:15 PM (oiNtH)

555 If Tater was lying on his back how long would he be stuck?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker


Don't worry, we've got this.

Posted by: Oregon Highway Department Engineers at November 18, 2021 02:15 PM (wmDcS)

556

Joe just needs to be more empathetic, which he can easily do, since he is so empathetic.

https://tinyurl.com/25mvkptd

BIDEN'S EMPATHY SHOULD TAKE CENTER STAGE AGAIN.

LMAO

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at November 18, 2021 02:15 PM (XnbJC)

557 David...Beth? Lemme guess - transitioning.

Posted by: Boswell at November 18, 2021 02:12 PM (5iUNf)


He's been sherrif forever. Actually a pretty nice guy. That was when I knew him in the Before Times, maybe ten years ago.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 18, 2021 02:15 PM (45fpk)

558 Conspiracy theory: what if one or two jurors were plants, and as a reward were going to get book deals and face time on NBC, explaining to everyone how terrible Kyle is.

And now, that's off the books.
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 02:13 PM (AwPyG)


* Keith Morrison voice on *
Hmmmmmmmm?? Yeeeeaaa-aaaaah!!

Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2021 02:16 PM (mZUr4)

559 If I were on that jury, I would be furious that the scumbags in the media were threatening me and by extension my family. Not guilty. With two middle fingers thrown for free

Posted by: Jmel at November 18, 2021 02:16 PM (RWHIh)

560 When Tater perspires, it smells like sour cream and chives.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 18, 2021 02:16 PM (BPuaD)

561 NOOD - ugh.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 18, 2021 02:16 PM (wAnMi)

562 Nood shoplifting commie

Posted by: MikeM at November 18, 2021 02:16 PM (X+eRS)

563
When you get down to 36% approval, some people are gonna suddenly realize that this election was stolen. Like more then half. Like the majority.

Suck that foul dick Dems. You earned every inch of it.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at November 18, 2021 02:16 PM (dQvv7)

564 NECKLACE CLOCK NEGRO SHIT MH PANTS!

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 18, 2021 02:16 PM (/b+ty)

565 Nood, grey box hotel.

Posted by: flounder at November 18, 2021 02:16 PM (SH2Zi)

566 551 I heard Twitter rumors that all the "protesters" pitched in and ordered domino's, then hung out together and ate lunch. BLM and pro-KR alike.

***

Not a bit surprised seeing as how most of the people there on the BLM and/or antifa side are probably Craigslist hires.

Posted by: Azathoth at November 18, 2021 02:17 PM (ZS4tb)

567 So the School is near the Courthouse and they Canceled School because of everything going on near the courthouse and that means some of the Jurors got that phone call today.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 18, 2021 02:17 PM (dKiJG)

568 grammie. Rumor is that all the trial feeds are down. Maybe andyfa burnt down the courthouse.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 18, 2021 02:15 PM (2NHgQ)


MSNBC's revenge!

Posted by: grammie winger at November 18, 2021 02:17 PM (45fpk)

569 Yes, and two kids. Imagine 'ettes....that face looking down on you while he is on top of you.

Posted by: Cheri at November 18, 2021 02:03 PM (oiNtH)

I think you just spawned more nightmares than Bram Stoker.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 18, 2021 02:17 PM (VwHCD)

570 My feelings are that the Left can not afford to lose this. Look at all the hay they made out of Charlottesville, and that is too much to give up.

--

For all the time that's elapsed, it's starting to look like they won't lose it. Or at the very least, a hung jury so this poor kid can go through it again. There are obviously one or two holdouts as the rumors have suggested. What a gross miscarriage of justice.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 18, 2021 02:17 PM (sVtYq)

571 554 Oh, Cheri...why, why, WHY did you put that in my head!?
Posted by: Lady in Black

My apologies to all of the 'ettes. I denounce myself.
Posted by: Cheri at November 18, 2021 02:15 PM (oiNtH)

That image of a sweaty smelly Tater is rather horrifying.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 18, 2021 02:18 PM (hV9ir)

572 Kenosha County Sheriff David Beth showed up with cookies and coffee for everyone outside the courthouse today.

Just bribing the thugs to stay away from his house, but giving them carte blanche to burn down the rest of the city.

Is there anyone here who really thinks Rittenhouse will walk out a free man? Honestly?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 18, 2021 02:18 PM (2JVJo)

573 Joe just needs to be more empathetic, which he can easily do, since he is so empathetic.

https://tinyurl.com/25mvkptd

BIDEN'S EMPATHY SHOULD TAKE CENTER STAGE AGAIN.

LMAO
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at November 18, 2021 02:15 PM (XnbJC)

Gah. Between Mr. Potatohead and that putrid piece, I may not eat again until Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at November 18, 2021 02:18 PM (+4XDD)

574 So the School is near the Courthouse and they Canceled School because of everything going on near the courthouse and that means some of the Jurors got that phone call today.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 18, 2021 02:17 PM (dKiJG)


5 schools were cancelled, all of them near the downtown area. The vast majority of schools remain open.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 18, 2021 02:19 PM (45fpk)

575 "On the steps of the Kenosha County Courthouse, a surreal scene unfolds as people wait for the Kyle Rittenhouse verdict"

Some really good photos and videos from yesterday.

https://tinyurl.com/j8snb2rk

Posted by: m at November 18, 2021 02:19 PM (SJbY/)

576 460 If Tater was lying on his back how long would he be stuck?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker



A rejected Voight-Kampf test question?

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 18, 2021 02:19 PM (yRved)

577 555 If Tater was lying on his back how long would he be stuck?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker


He's a Gomboc.

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 18, 2021 02:20 PM (2xGy+)

578 576 460 If Tater was lying on his back how long would he be stuck?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker


A rejected Voight-Kampf test question?

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 18, 2021 02:19 PM (yRved)

Well, you'd have to put him there. Why did you?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 18, 2021 02:21 PM (ynpvh)

579 We need to keep in mind that Biden couldn't care less about any of all this. He got what he has always wanted: POTUS. Polls sinking? Losing votes? Not getting agenda passed? Big effing deal, as he once famously said. He has the Oval Office, Air Force One, Hail to the Chief, everybody standing up when he walks in, calling him Mr President. That's all he's ever dreamed of. Country goes to hell in a handbasket? He's taken care of for the rest of his life and sod the rest of us, if the US goes down in flames, well, so what. He won't be touched.

Posted by: Here in Italy at November 18, 2021 02:22 PM (zGtnr)

580 >505 That Stelter could grow a glorious neckbeard.
Posted by: Cluebat at November 18, 2021 02:09 PM (Fbj1q)

Negative. Too much estrogen. I'm mean look at it - nothing say 'low T' like Tater.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 18, 2021 02:22 PM (NgqoH)

581 Twitter is chock full of that 36%, their own little Matrix.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at November 18, 2021 02:24 PM (uhPTO)

582 The best thing about Stelter Taters is they sweat their own gravy.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 18, 2021 02:26 PM (iDcra)

583 Looks good. From a famous noir novel and made once in old Hollywood with Tyrone Power, though they wimp out a bit at the very end.

If you'd like to see the old "NA", it's currently playing on the Criterion Channel.
Books also on Kindle and available at Amazon.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 18, 2021


***
I watched the whole film on YooToob this summer. I'd read it, but never seen it. True, it does wimp out a bit -- we never actually see the degradation that Power's character lowers himself to perform as the "geek." I suppose the Hays Office wouldn't permit that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 18, 2021 02:31 PM (txdEq)

584 New version of "Nightmare Alley" coming in Dec from del Toro.

Here's the trailer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q81Yf46Oj3s


***
It does look good. A wise choice of them to keep it as a retro setting. Del Toro did very well with his remake of The Wolf Man many years ago.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 18, 2021 02:35 PM (txdEq)

585 This may shock people, but most reporters are scum. They aren't looking for wrong doing, they are looking to make people look bad on camera.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 18, 2021 01:27 PM (sX1BW)
=================
Not scum, but S.C.U.M. So-Called-Unbias-Media

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger.... at November 18, 2021 02:35 PM (xFK4F)

586 the freelancer never contacted or intended to contact the jurors during deliberations, and never photographed or intended to photograph them"
---
I didn't see "write down their addresses" on that.

You don't have to contact or photograph somebody to take down their address.

Posted by: Axeman at November 18, 2021 02:51 PM (XHhHI)

587 Houston, San Antonio & Dallas are big blue.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2021 02:09 PM

Austin as well, I think.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 18, 2021 03:01 PM (Do5/p)

588 Slelter is 35 years old ?

I'm 58 and I look younger

That's a rough 35 years

Posted by: Big Star at November 18, 2021 03:35 PM (Modkf)

589 My mom told me not to say things like this, but....can't help it: he's soooooo weird looking.

I've never seen a person whose bottom teeth showed in a smile more than his upper teeth...and they are angled so oddly.

Posted by: gm at November 18, 2021 08:24 PM (vMzmy)

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My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat