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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (11/20/21)

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The Saturday Night Joke


Male Test For Alzheimer's Disease

It takes less than 15 seconds.

If you are a male and over 50 years old you SHOULD take this Alzheimer's Test.

How fast can you guess these words and fill-in the blanks?

1. _ _NDOM

2. F_ _K

3. P_N_S

4. PU_S_

5. S_X

6. BOO_S

Answers:

1. Random
2. Fork
3. Pants
4. Pulse
5. Six
6. Books

You got all 6 wrong......didn't you?

The good news is: You do not have Alzheimer's.

You are a pervert.


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What is your state's favorite beer?

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Interesting. But, I wouldn't want one..........



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Hey it's Saturday night. What can I say? The attempt to find some fun non-political stuff can be difficult. With that said, Of course there is no mention of a man in her life.

A MUM has admitted that she’s addicted to drinking her own urine and claims that it even tastes like champagne.

Carrie, 53, from Colorado has been hooked on sipping her own pee for four years, admitting that she finds it easier to drink than water.

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The ONT Musical Interlude


Born on this day: 20 Nov 1946
Duane Allman, guitarist, and co-founder and leader of The Allman Brothers Band who released the classic album Eat a Peach in 1972 and had the 1973 US No.12 single 'Ramblin Man'. Allman was killed in a motorcycle accident on 29th October 1971 in Macon, Georgia, when he collided with the rear of a flatbed truck that had turned in front of him. via thisdayinmusic.com

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Born on this day: 20 Nov 1947
Joe Walsh, guitarist, singer, songwriter, who led The James Gang. He joined the Eagles in 1975 who scored the 1977 US No.1 & UK No.8 single 'Hotel California', plus 5 US No.1 albums. As a solo artist under the name Barnstorm he had the 1973 breakthrough album The Smoker You Drink, the Player You Get featuring the single, 'Rocky Mountain Way' and had the 1978 UK No.14 single 'Life's Been Good'. via thisdayinmusic.com


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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Concentration.

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Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire, AceCorp, LLC. & Mis. Hum. Enterprises. No whitetail deer were injured in the production of this ONT.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:50 PM




Comments

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1 Hey ONT! Thanks MisHum!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2021 09:49 PM (L2ZTs)

2 first

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 20, 2021 09:49 PM (BgMrQ)

3 MisHum, since you're in Wisconsin where the correct verdict was read yesterday, can we share a fist bump? :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2021 09:50 PM (L2ZTs)

4 Damn. Failing a test is a fine how do you do, MisHum.

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 20, 2021 09:51 PM (csEWM)

5 ONT!!!

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 20, 2021 09:51 PM (YZG/i)

6 I call bullshit on Ohio liking Heineken enough to make it number one...no fucking way.

Of course I hearken back to the days of Stroh's. Now that was a beer...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 20, 2021 09:52 PM (BgMrQ)

7 I'm confused.

Reading the sidebar. I guess when I was 17 and a freshman in college and went to school in a different state than where my parents lived onWAS CROSSING STATE LINES ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

Do these assholes even listen to themselves?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 20, 2021 09:52 PM (U2p+3)

8 That last pic - that guy is obviously guilty of something!

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 20, 2021 09:53 PM (YZG/i)

9 I'm surprised Bud is so popular everywhere.

I don't even like beer and know it's not that great.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2021 09:53 PM (L2ZTs)

10 Who the duck drinks Budweiser or even worse Bud Light? Da fuq???

Posted by: JoeXiDen - Lessko Brandon at November 20, 2021 09:53 PM (swo8w)

11 Good evening morons and thanks mh

Stella Artois? Wth Florida?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 20, 2021 09:53 PM (EZebt)

12 Stella Artois? Wth Florida?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 20, 2021 09:53 PM (EZebt)

I swear, these types of surveys are trolling us.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 20, 2021 09:54 PM (BgMrQ)

13 And no one in Washington state drinks bud. I mean nobody.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 20, 2021 09:54 PM (U2p+3)

14 oops

Posted by: Braenyard at November 20, 2021 09:54 PM (ET3Lq)

15 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2021 09:55 PM (NLmyj)

16 8 That last pic - that guy is obviously guilty of something!
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 20, 2021 09:53 PM (YZG/i)

Or it is that magic hour where it has cooled off enough to mow in the summer but is still light enough to see and he(she?) has seen police before.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 20, 2021 09:55 PM (csEWM)

17 My guess is Bud is at like 14% and then there are a bunch of others at 5% or whatever. So Bud is the most popular. But nowhere near a majority.

Posted by: JoeXiDen - Lessko Brandon at November 20, 2021 09:55 PM (swo8w)

18 I'm sorry. I've lived in Texas 42 years. I don't know anyone who has drank a lone star beer since the mid '80's. It's Shiner Bock.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2021 09:56 PM (OCTRt)

19 Reading the sidebar. I guess when I was 17 and a freshman in college and went to school in a different state than where my parents lived onWAS CROSSING STATE LINES ALL THE FUCKING TIME.


I literally crossed state lines EVERY DAY GOING TO HIGH SCHOOL

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 20, 2021 09:56 PM (j9HX3)

20 13

Maybe not Seattle. But there is a lot of WA outside Seattle.

Posted by: JoeXiDen - Lessko Brandon at November 20, 2021 09:56 PM (swo8w)

21 17 My guess is Bud is at like 14% and then there are a bunch of others at 5% or whatever. So Bud is the most popular. But nowhere near a majority.
Posted by: JoeXiDen - Lessko Brandon at November 20, 2021 09:55 PM (swo8w)

Splitters!

Posted by: Sam Addams at November 20, 2021 09:56 PM (csEWM)

22 ace drinks biere

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 20, 2021 09:56 PM (YZG/i)

23 How is drinking Bud like sticking your dick in the hole of a leaking boat?

They're both like fucking water.

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2021 09:57 PM (Li7PQ)

24 Too drunk to drive. Not too drunk to (pretend to) mow.

Posted by: ZOD at November 20, 2021 09:57 PM (M3Z2J)

25 My guess is Bud is at like 14% and then there are a bunch of others at 5% or whatever. So Bud is the most popular. But nowhere near a majority.
Posted by: JoeXiDen


Bud gives me a headache AS I'm drinking it.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2021 09:57 PM (OCTRt)

26 I'm sorry. I've lived in Texas 42 years. I don't know anyone who has drank a lone star beer since the mid '80's. It's Shiner Bock.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2021 09:56 PM (OCTRt)

Fuckin' A!

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2021 09:57 PM (5xut3)

27 I've gone down the UBoob hole this evening and am getting all sappy. Losing my man card quickly. Always loved this.

https://tinyurl.com/39c89ez9

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 20, 2021 09:57 PM (Xrfse)

28 You know, I had forgotten that Gary Moore had died. He was solid. There is an old BBC live video of Fleetwood Mac (Peter Green years) playing 'Oh Well'. I could have sworn Gary Moore was there. He wasn't but I thought one of the other guitarists was Moore.

https://youtu.be/0yq-Fw7C26Y

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2021 09:58 PM (sAmhv)

29 Too drunk to drive. Not too drunk to (pretend to) mow.
Posted by: ZOD


Pro tip: Start the mower.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2021 09:58 PM (OCTRt)

30

Behold! The ONT of my people...

Posted by: Zettai at November 20, 2021 09:58 PM (2+J9s)

31 Ok. Present and somewhat accounted for....
Hi everybody!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 20, 2021 09:58 PM (16EvI)

32 27 I've gone down the UBoob hole this evening and am getting all sappy. Losing my man card quickly. Always loved this.

https://tinyurl.com/39c89ez9
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 20, 2021 09:57 PM (Xrfse)

A classic.

Posted by: Sam Addams at November 20, 2021 09:58 PM (csEWM)

33 RANDOM, FORK, PINTS, PURSE, SIX, BOOTS

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 20, 2021 09:59 PM (h1jJh)

34 HAIL
ZOD!

How are you, love?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 20, 2021 09:59 PM (U2p+3)

35 good evening

Posted by: wing at November 20, 2021 09:59 PM (PlW9M)

36 Yeah Buddy

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at November 20, 2021 09:59 PM (R5lpX)

37 I see here in WI that Spotted Cow is #1. I know it's popular but, folks, it's not that good. And I'm talking to you FIBs out there that are enamored with the stuff. There's a whole lot better brew than the New Glarus stuff ( which is owned by hard core lefty's, btw). Hell, I'd rather see Pabst as our favorite brew.

Posted by: Pete Seria at November 20, 2021 09:59 PM (7ZQe3)

38 >>https://tinyurl.com/39c89ez9
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 20, 2021 09:57 PM (Xrfse)

(Purchases a decent whore, a bottle, and a room, gives key and bottle to whore, points at BFD)

Sort him out, sugar. It's just a phase.

Posted by: ZOD at November 20, 2021 10:00 PM (M3Z2J)

39 Stag is the big seller here in southern IL.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 20, 2021 10:00 PM (h0EzO)

40 WAS CROSSING STATE LINES ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

Do these assholes even listen to themselves?
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 20, 2021 09:52 PM (U2p+3)

You do know, there is no ststute of limitations on crossing stste lines, right?

Posted by: tbodie at November 20, 2021 10:00 PM (WyqH5)

41 I know this. Much. Is. True

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 20, 2021 10:00 PM (U2p+3)

42 I'm in Oregon and our state's favorite beer is Methamphetamine

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 20, 2021 10:01 PM (h1jJh)

43 >>Pro tip: Start the mower. Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2021 09:58 PM (OCTRt)

LOL

Posted by: ZOD at November 20, 2021 10:01 PM (M3Z2J)

44 No one ever buys *me* a whore.

Posted by: Robert *sad face* at November 20, 2021 10:01 PM (nblTb)

45 Spandau Ballet, 1983

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2021 10:01 PM (L2ZTs)

46 Bud Light, what the fuck is that anyway? It isnt beer it isnt water it is some kind of mystery liquid.

Posted by: JoeXiDen - Lessko Brandon at November 20, 2021 10:01 PM (swo8w)

47 42 I'm in Oregon and our state's favorite beer is Methamphetamine
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 20, 2021 10:01 PM (h1jJh)

Same here in Kentucky.

Posted by: Sam Addams at November 20, 2021 10:01 PM (csEWM)

48 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 20, 2021 10:01 PM (SchxB)

49 Yay ONT

Great joke

Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at November 20, 2021 10:01 PM (0pv1a)

50 *sigh*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 20, 2021 10:01 PM (csEWM)

51 Hell, I'd rather see Pabst as our favorite brew.
Posted by: Pete Seria



♪ Red necks, white socks & Blue Ribbon Beer!" ♫

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2021 10:02 PM (OCTRt)

52 "Oh, No! 85,000 Trump Ballots Found Inside Biden's Colon"

Posted by: @TheBee at November 20, 2021 10:02 PM (JioHo)

53 Oh my!
MisHum. Awesome music picks once again!
Guy test was kinda lame....some hillbillies might struggle though....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 20, 2021 10:03 PM (16EvI)

54 *sigh*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 20, 2021 10:01 PM (csEWM)

You seem down in the dumps. Here, this Bud's on me.

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2021 10:03 PM (rnqss)

55 By sales I wouldn't be surprised if Dos Ekkeys was #1 in texas. 5 million drunk Mexicans buy a lot of beer.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 20, 2021 10:03 PM (Zv0y9)

56

Dutch Police Open Fire on People Protesting Pandemic Restrictions

Mayor Ahmed Aboutaleb told reporters in the early hours of Saturday morning that "on a number of occasions the police felt it necessary to draw their weapons to defend themselves" as rioters ran rampage through the port city's central shopping district, setting fires and throwing rocks and fireworks at officers.

https://tinyurl.com/mp96sxau

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 20, 2021 10:03 PM (63Dwl)

57 Me and the wife been watching car chase videos from Los Angeles. They sure do have a lot of them out there.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at November 20, 2021 10:03 PM (R5lpX)

58 Natty Light. Blech.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2021 10:03 PM (OCTRt)

59 47 42 I'm in Oregon and our state's favorite beer is Methamphetamine
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 20, 2021 10:01 PM (h1jJh)

Same here in Kentucky.

Posted by: Sam Addams at November 20, 2021 10:01 PM (csEWM)

--

My dad's side of the family is from Kentucky...We are probably cousins

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 20, 2021 10:04 PM (h1jJh)

60 Goose Island is most popular in Illinoisy? They must sponsor this poll, I never heard of them.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 20, 2021 10:04 PM (Cus5s)

61 "Oh, No! 85,000 Trump Ballots Found Inside Biden's Colon"

Guess Biden took it seriously when Trump told him to stick his stolen election up his ass.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 20, 2021 10:04 PM (SchxB)

62 56

Dutch Police Open Fire on People Protesting Pandemic Restrictions

Mayor Ahmed Aboutaleb told reporters in the early hours of Saturday morning that "on a number of occasions the police felt it necessary to draw their weapons to defend themselves" as rioters ran rampage through the port city's central shopping district, setting fires and throwing rocks and fireworks at officers.

https://tinyurl.com/mp96sxau
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 20, 2021 10:03 PM (63Dwl)

I think I see the problem there...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 20, 2021 10:04 PM (BgMrQ)

63 I call bullshit on Ohio liking Heineken enough to make it number one...no fucking way.

Of course I hearken back to the days of Stroh's. Now that was a beer...
Posted by: browndog

I agree with the BS call but my crew went for Carling Black Label, Blatz or Mickey's. We drank whatever the bums would buy for us (with our $$ of course).

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2021 10:05 PM (/i32d)

64 By sales I wouldn't be surprised if Dos Ekkeys was #1 in texas. 5 million drunk Mexicans buy a lot of beer.
Posted by: Tom Servo


They're buying a shitload of Bud Light.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2021 10:05 PM (OCTRt)

65 Weekends were not made for Michelob.

Posted by: ZOD at November 20, 2021 10:05 PM (M3Z2J)

66 I honestly don't know if Budweiser is VA's favorite beer or not. In my little part of NoVA, I think it's Modelos. To be fair, it's pretty good beer and lots of South of the Border types are around here.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2021 10:05 PM (sAmhv)

67 I'm throwing the BS red flag on that map.

Texas = Shiner Bock
'bama sure as hell ain't panther piss budwiser

Who'd they poll? Dumbass soi frat bois? In big blue shit holes no less?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 20, 2021 10:05 PM (IJES/)

68 https://tinyurl.com/39c89ez9
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 20, 2021 09:57 PM (Xrfse)

You know this is a sad commentary, but that music video was amazingly diverse. I thought that was illegal until just a couple years ago?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 20, 2021 10:05 PM (csEWM)

69 I guess I am a pervert. Not that I had any doubt whatsoever.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 20, 2021 10:05 PM (u82oZ)

70 Of course I hearken back to the days of Stroh's. Now that was a beer...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 20, 2021 09:52 PM (BgMrQ)


A Detroit beer. In the seventies I went to a factory tour of the Strohs beer company. It consisted of going to their hospitality room and watching Strohs commercials while eating free sandwiches and drinking free beer. Best factory tour I ever went on.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 20, 2021 10:06 PM (+lVUW)

71 You seem down in the dumps. Here, this Bud's on me.
Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2021 10:03 PM (rnqss)

I don't have a case of Herpes to give you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 20, 2021 10:06 PM (csEWM)

72 I remember when I was a yuuute you could get a 6 pack for 1.99 of the really shitty stuff. Now it costs $2 a bottle.

Posted by: JoeXiDen - Lessko Brandon at November 20, 2021 10:06 PM (swo8w)

73 The funniest thing about that stupid internet / Twitter "state lines!!" Meme is that they still can't figure out why it didn't mean anything in the actual trial.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 20, 2021 10:07 PM (Zv0y9)

74 Salty Dog
fistbump

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at November 20, 2021 10:07 PM (BSV0x)

75 Now it costs $2 a bottle.
Posted by: JoeXiDen - Lessko Brandon


Maybe you shouldn't drink the shitty stuff ???

Posted by: Adriane the Helpful Critic ... at November 20, 2021 10:08 PM (okV1R)

76 crossing state lines is a compounding element to both show intent and to show disregard for the law.

I have no problem since it shows the Kyle had intent to not commit a crime, and disregarded no law. I am interested when they start pinching Antifa fucks for crossing state lines to engage in rioting and intimidation.
I suspect we will need a lot of jail space there.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2021 10:08 PM (P9T5R)

77 Of course I hearken back to the days of Stroh's. Now that was a beer...
Posted by: browndog


Falstaff.
My grandfather drove a beer truck. Case of beer and a bottle of Jack every day on the seat next him on his deliveries.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2021 10:08 PM (OCTRt)

78 Joe Walsh's brother-in-law is Ringo Starr. Joe Walsh is married to sister of Ringo's wife (Barbara Bach).

Posted by: Ptleahy at November 20, 2021 10:08 PM (6wB8G)

79 ace drinks biere
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 20, 2021 09:56 PM (YZG/i)

Sparkling Water. From a champaign flute. At a Fwench Bistro with the vespa parked at the curb, while dangling a Crock from his toes. Garrett says so.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 20, 2021 10:08 PM (IJES/)

80 12-pack of Milwaukee's Best: $3.33 back when. You can drink a lot of beer when you're in collidge.

Posted by: ZOD at November 20, 2021 10:08 PM (M3Z2J)

81 I agree with the BS call but my crew went for Carling Black Label, Blatz or Mickey's. We drank whatever the bums would buy for us (with our $$ of course).
Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2021 10:05 PM (/i32d)

I have a vintage can of Carling on my bookshelf (unlike ace's, they can actually hold things up) that represents that "one can you forgot " from a house party my junior year in high school.

My mom thought it was a funny birthday present.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 20, 2021 10:09 PM (BgMrQ)

82 No one ever buys *me* a whore.
Posted by: Robert

At an out of state interview way back in the dark ages the company I was interviewing with sent a hooka to my hotel room.

We spent the time playing two handed euchre. She kicked my sorry ass.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2021 10:09 PM (/i32d)

83 Oh, the State Line thing is easy enough to figure out. It shouldn't take long for lefties to start calling for restricting the movement of guns across state lines. They're just testing the waters right now.

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2021 10:09 PM (hw2G4)

84 MisHum, if you're posting from a tree stand I hope you're strapped in.

Posted by: dartist at November 20, 2021 10:09 PM (+ya+t)

85 Crossing state lines is a crime?

I guess the highway patrol will just have to set up a giant road block and keep the FIBs form getting into WI. What a shame.

Though I guess that is one way to end the National Felons League, since most teams have to cross state lines to play, and many who do are found guilty of committing infractions. Lock em all up!

Posted by: Bete at November 20, 2021 10:09 PM (Ojki1)

86 12 Stella Artois? Wth Florida?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 20, 2021 09:53 PM (EZebt)

I swear, these types of surveys are trolling us.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 20, 2021 09:54 PM (BgMrQ)


Concur. I figured it'd be Bud despite Stella being a slight upgrade.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 20, 2021 10:10 PM (DTX3h)

87 Mayor Ahmed Aboutaleb...

---

That's a Dutch name?

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 20, 2021 10:10 PM (h0EzO)

88 >>Kyle

"So, now that you're acquitted, what do you plan to do, Kyle?"
"Get out to the range. A little more practice and I'd have punched that last guy's ticket, too."

Posted by: ZOD at November 20, 2021 10:10 PM (M3Z2J)

89 A Detroit beer. In the seventies I went to a factory tour of the Strohs beer company. It consisted of going to their hospitality room and watching Strohs commercials while eating free sandwiches and drinking free beer. Best factory tour I ever went on.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 20, 2021 10:06 PM (+lVUW

Beats a "wine tasting" any day, all day...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 20, 2021 10:10 PM (BgMrQ)

90 17 My guess is Bud is at like 14% and then there are a bunch of others at 5% or whatever. So Bud is the most popular. But nowhere near a majority.
Posted by: JoeXiDen - Lessko Brandon at November 20, 2021 09:55 PM (swo8w)


My guess is that Budweiser is where it is because of name recognition. The same thing works in primaries. Biden got the nomination because he was the only one whose name they recognized.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 20, 2021 10:10 PM (+lVUW)

91 The Dutch government needs to look out about shooting citizens, the citizens are willing to shoot back.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2021 10:11 PM (P9T5R)

92 I literally crossed state lines EVERY DAY GOING TO HIGH SCHOOL
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 20, 2021 09:56 PM (j9HX3)


Please report immediately to the nearest re-education camp, ve haff a lot of retroactive reprogramming to do!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 20, 2021 10:11 PM (hOUT3)

93 Oh, the State Line thing is easy enough to figure out. It shouldn't take long for lefties to start calling for restricting the movement of guns across state lines. They're just testing the waters right now.
Posted by: Robert


Stooopid lefties. The gun was already in Wisconsin.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2021 10:11 PM (OCTRt)

94 Babylon bee : Prosecutors find mail in ballots at 3 am, rittenhouse now guilty!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 20, 2021 10:11 PM (Zv0y9)

95 I honestly don't know if Budweiser is VA's favorite beer or not. In my little part of NoVA, I think it's Modelos. To be fair, it's pretty good beer and lots of South of the Border types are around here.

Modelo is the number one choice of illegal alien house painters in AZ. At least judging by the bottlecaps the guy left behind after he f*cked up the job.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 20, 2021 10:11 PM (SchxB)

96 At an out of state interview way back in the dark ages the company I was interviewing with sent a hooka to my hotel room.

We spent the time playing two handed euchre. She kicked my sorry ass.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2021 10:09 PM (/i32d)

Do you remember the name of the company? I feel this sudden need to apply there.

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2021 10:11 PM (hw2G4)

97 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CICIOJqEb5c

That sort of mood.

Posted by: Infidel at November 20, 2021 10:12 PM (pA4Ca)

98 You seem down in the dumps. Here, this Bud's on me.
Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2021 10:03 PM (rnqss)

I still think the 80's teen movie meme of the judge tossing the rifle to Kyle as he walked out of the courtroom is the best.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 20, 2021 10:12 PM (csEWM)

99 Do you remember the name of the company? I feel this sudden need to apply there.
Posted by: Robert

Why yes, yes I do - Martin Marietta. LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2021 10:12 PM (/i32d)

100 By sales I wouldn't be surprised if Dos Ekkeys was #1 in texas. 5 million drunk Mexicans buy a lot of beer.

Dos Equis, in my experience, is very much white folks beer in Texas. All the working class Mexicans I've know were into Bud, which is cheaper, and that matters when you are putting away as much beer as working folks do.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 20, 2021 10:13 PM (QU5/8)

101 Crossing state lines is a crime?
I guess the highway patrol will just have to set up a giant road block and keep the FIBs form getting into WI. What a shame.
Though I guess that is one way to end the National Felons League, since most teams have to cross state lines to play, and many who do are found guilty of committing infractions. Lock em all up!
Posted by: Bete at November 20, 2021 10:09 PM (Ojki1)


We're gonna need a shit load of dimes.

Posted by: Hedy LaMar - at November 20, 2021 10:13 PM (IJES/)

102 We're gonna need a shit load of dimes.
Posted by: Hedy LaMar - at November 20, 2021 10:13 PM (IJES/)

That's Hedley...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 20, 2021 10:14 PM (BgMrQ)

103 By sales I wouldn't be surprised if Dos Ekkeys was #1 in texas. 5 million drunk Mexicans buy a lot of beer.


driving sober is what white peeps do
-'da mejicans

Posted by: will choose a nic later at November 20, 2021 10:14 PM (bTQ72)

104 Rittenhouse was one toke over the line. Sweet Jesus.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 20, 2021 10:15 PM (FVME7)

105 Stooopid lefties. The gun was already in Wisconsin.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2021 10:11 PM (OCTRt)


Let us not get involved in mere technicalities, there are fundamental principles involved here!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 20, 2021 10:15 PM (hOUT3)

106 99 Do you remember the name of the company? I feel this sudden need to apply there.
Posted by: Robert

Why yes, yes I do - Martin Marietta. LOL
Posted by: Tonypete



Now known as Lockheed Martin. Good luck with the hookers.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2021 10:15 PM (sAmhv)

107 That's a Dutch name?
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 20, 2021 10:10 PM (h0EzO)


they started out by taking in the Indonesians who had worked with the Dutch colonial government when Suharto took over, and they are so open minded they just took anyone from anywhere after that.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2021 10:16 PM (P9T5R)

108 browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard

I chided ace back in the day about his shelves. In one of his rare answers to me he said "My shelves are bombproof."

I took that to mean he is not in a basement art, and he has very solid shelves.

He had the time to get better. And remember, he put his TV on the wall, while joking about make sure he posted the next day.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 20, 2021 10:16 PM (u82oZ)

109 Off Harvey Corman sock

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 20, 2021 10:16 PM (IJES/)

110 I guess the highway patrol will just have to set up a giant road block and keep the FIBs form getting into WI. What a shame.
-----------
Are those the guys that blast your doors open to arrest you or the Fucking Illinois Bastards that bring all the green up nort?

Posted by: dartist at November 20, 2021 10:17 PM (+ya+t)

111

There's a Lockheed Martin facility in my AO...

I'm applying Monday!

Posted by: Zettai at November 20, 2021 10:17 PM (2+J9s)

112 Hmm. About that bicycle thing...I mean, it's a pedal car. Had one when I was 5 years old.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2021 10:17 PM (9Fwwf)

113 Why yes, yes I do - Martin Marietta. LOL
Posted by: Tonypete


Now known as Lockheed Martin. Good luck with the hookers.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2021 10:15 PM (sAmhv)

Once, complimentary hookers covered this land.

Before the White Man came...

Posted by: Iron Eyes Cody Special Lasagna at November 20, 2021 10:17 PM (csEWM)

114 99 Do you remember the name of the company? I feel this sudden need to apply there.
Posted by: Robert

Why yes, yes I do - Martin Marietta. LOL
Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2021 10:12 PM (/i32d)


*scribbles down topic to discuss with my LM retired dad during my next visit*

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 20, 2021 10:17 PM (DTX3h)

115 Now known as Lockheed Martin. Good luck with the hookers.
Posted by: Puddleglum

They've now moved up to the C Suite.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2021 10:17 PM (/i32d)

116 I crossed the state line into Texas around 30 years ago, so now all my felonies are going to be elevated into superfelonies. Fuck me for not thinking ahead.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 20, 2021 10:17 PM (QU5/8)

117 Dos Equis, in my experience, is very much white folks beer in Texas. All the working class Mexicans I've know were into Bud, which is cheaper, and that matters when you are putting away as much beer as working folks do.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 20, 2021 10:13 PM (QU5/


So, white privilege is rampant in Texas?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 20, 2021 10:17 PM (hOUT3)

118
That's Hedley...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 20, 2021 10:14 PM (BgMrQ)

That was light speed browndog.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 20, 2021 10:17 PM (IJES/)

119 The people who want Kyle Rittenhouse in prison for crossing state lines are also the ones handing out $450000 to each illegal alien for doing the same.

https://directorblue.blogspot.com/
2021/11/top-20-tweets-from-badblue-
tonight_20.html#more

Posted by: Adriane the Helpful Critic ... at November 20, 2021 10:18 PM (okV1R)

120 >How is drinking Bud like sticking your dick in the hole of a leaking boat?

They're both like fucking water.
Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2021 09:57 PM (Li7PQ)

The variation of it that I know is "It's like having sex in a canoe. Fucking close to water."

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 20, 2021 10:18 PM (cSs/W)

121 Happy Hooker is a guy in a boat who just landed a new State Record feesh.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 20, 2021 10:18 PM (QzJWU)

122 110 Both.

Posted by: Bete at November 20, 2021 10:18 PM (Ojki1)

123 Yikes. I deleted myself.
Anyway, as I was about to say...
Coors Light ....sooo 80s.
We've got some awesome breweries, and not that expensive.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 20, 2021 10:18 PM (16EvI)

124 Ooooh the Ute's are putting a beat down on Oregon.

Lot's of teams got their fannys smacked today.

The Ohio State Buckeyes went up 49-0 on Mich State by halftime.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 20, 2021 10:19 PM (BgMrQ)

125 That guy mowing his lawn could be me. Mowing is a time commitment, and once I've started, I'm going to damn-well finish. Wife going into labor? I'll meet you at the hospital when I'm done. Nuclear holocaust? Yeah, yeah, I'll evacuate. Give me 5 minutes.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 20, 2021 10:19 PM (CAJOC)

126 I mean, pee drinker mom isn't all that far off about he flavor of champagne

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2021 10:19 PM (KZzsI)

127 Why yes, yes I do - Martin Marietta. LOL
Posted by: Tonypete

Now known as Lockheed Martin. Good luck with the hookers.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2021 10:15 PM (sAmhv)

Gonna fly high!

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2021 10:19 PM (hw2G4)

128 The 'concentration' picture... more like... if I don't look the cops won't notice the blood stains on my sidewalk leading up to my front door.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 20, 2021 10:19 PM (oHd/0)

129 Pennsylvania was the home of Yeungling, Iron City and Rolling Rock. No way is Bud lite the favorite.

Posted by: Cosda at November 20, 2021 10:19 PM (1GCeT)

130 85 Crossing state lines is a crime?

---

I saw some lefty twitter logic today: "If Kyle was never there, 2 people would still be alive". It never dawned on this bitch that if the rioters had not been there they would also be alive and the other guy would still have both of his masturbators.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 20, 2021 10:19 PM (h1jJh)

131 118
That's Hedley...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 20, 2021 10:14 PM (BgMrQ)

That was light speed browndog.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 20, 2021 10:17 PM (IJES/)

I have no life Bif...sad but true.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 20, 2021 10:20 PM (BgMrQ)

132 Craft beers are taking over in the monied class.

Poor students get the cheap stuff. I had a lab partner that used a 12 pack of Iron City as his weekend meals. Without microwaved burritos he would have starved.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 20, 2021 10:20 PM (u82oZ)

133 OK. OK. I admit that there's some strong competition but I'm awarding actor Mark Ruffalo (Dumb As a Buffalo) with the stupidest Rittenhouse tweet.

Mark Ruffalo
@MarkRuffalo
We come together to mourn the lives lost to the same racist system that devalues Black lives and devalued the lives of Anthony and JoJo.

-
That's repeat child rapist Joseph "Jo Jo" Rosenbaum.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 20, 2021 10:20 PM (FVME7)

134 Same here in Kentucky.

Kentucky hasn't decriminalized meth, like Oregon has.

Posted by: Fukin Stupid Oregon Voters! at November 20, 2021 10:20 PM (I2/tG)

135

Tonypete on his interview was at the best place around
Till some hooker with a hookah burned the place to the ground.

Smoke on the water
A fire in your eye

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 20, 2021 10:21 PM (63Dwl)

136 He had the time to get better. And remember, he put his TV on the wall, while joking about make sure he posted the next day.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


Remember, he also didn't realize he had his drill on reverse and was wondering why he wasn't drilling holes.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2021 10:21 PM (OCTRt)

137 9 I'm surprised Bud is so popular everywhere.

I don't even like beer and know it's not that great.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2021 09:53 PM (L2ZTs)
---------------

Lone Star most popular in TX, everybody knows it's Pabst.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 20, 2021 10:21 PM (ET3Lq)

138 Detroit beer. In the seventies I went to a factory tour of the Strohs beer company. It consisted of going to their hospitality room and watching Strohs commercials while eating free sandwiches and drinking free beer. Best factory tour I ever went
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 20, 2021 10:06 PM (+lVUW)

We used to hit Rainer Brewery tour every so often in the late 70s early 80s when we would hit Seattle. This is when Rainer had great commercials.

https://tinyurl.com/bsssn4hf
https://tinyurl.com/4s9jhy77
https://tinyurl.com/3zu5hcpp
https://tinyurl.com/2cxy2zuy
https://tinyurl.com/mf9jfy8d

Posted by: Beartooth at November 20, 2021 10:21 PM (KTaZ8)

139 rickb223

That was at the start of the saga. He got better.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 20, 2021 10:21 PM (u82oZ)

140
There's a Lockheed Martin facility in my AO...

I'm applying Monday!
Posted by: Zettai at November 20, 2021 10:17 PM (2+J9s)

Been with them 25 years, this coming April. It's a totes different culture now. My olde boss would have me driving him and his peers to the titty bars, then on to dinner, then back to the titty bars. Now. Now i have to ensure the punk ass soi boi i'm communicating to understands basic system engineering.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 20, 2021 10:22 PM (IJES/)

141 Smoke on the water
A fire in your eye
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 20, 2021 10:21 PM (63Dwl)

Best keep the fire on the mountain...

Posted by: Marshall Tucker at November 20, 2021 10:22 PM (BgMrQ)

142 Pennsylvania was the home of Yeungling, Iron City and Rolling Rock. No way is Bud lite the favorite.
Posted by: Cosda

Schaefer was big in SE PA for a time. Even though you could get Yeungling everywhere.

I suppose it's true you can't be a prophet in your own land.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2021 10:22 PM (/i32d)

143 129 Pennsylvania was the home of Yeungling, Iron City and Rolling Rock. No way is Bud lite the favorite.
Posted by: Cosda



Rolling Rock was bought by Anheuser-Busch and moved operations to St. Louis. It's garbage now. Used to be fairly drinkable when brewed in Latrobe.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2021 10:22 PM (sAmhv)

144 I saw some lefty twitter logic today: "If Kyle was never there, 2 people would still be alive". It never dawned on this bitch that if the rioters had not been there they would also be alive and the other guy would still have both of his masturbators.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 20, 2021 10:19 PM (h1jJh)

Or, if the ambush theory is correct, they would have singled out some other armed schlub- and he might not have been as cool and collected a customer as Kyle. Maybe he dies and maybe he takes out a whole lot more of these assholes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 20, 2021 10:22 PM (csEWM)

145 Mark Ruffalo
@MarkRuffalo
We come together to mourn the lives lost to the same racist system that devalues Black lives and devalued the lives of Anthony and JoJo.
-
That's repeat child rapist Joseph "Jo Jo" Rosenbaum.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 20, 2021 10:20 PM (FVME7)

Pedophiles need love, too.

Prison love. The kind you get from dropping the soap.

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2021 10:22 PM (hw2G4)

146 I am old enough to remember when Coors was mysterious and elite because you could only get it in Colorado

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2021 10:22 PM (KZzsI)

147 132 Craft beers are taking over in the monied class.

Poor students get the cheap stuff. I had a lab partner that used a 12 pack of Iron City as his weekend meals. Without microwaved burritos he would have starved.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

That's why I always had a restaurant job when o was in college. Always got a shift meal and if you were nice to the bartender you'd get more than one drink after shift.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 20, 2021 10:22 PM (U2p+3)

148 >>"If Kyle was never there, 2 people would still be alive". Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 20, 2021 10:19 PM (h1jJh)

"That's correct. Resume the blowjobbing."

Posted by: ZOD at November 20, 2021 10:22 PM (M3Z2J)

149 133 That's repeat child rapist Joseph "Jo Jo" Rosenbaum.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 20, 2021 10:20 PM (FVME7)


And, according to a representative, the state of WI considers him a hero.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 20, 2021 10:23 PM (DTX3h)

150 I gotta stop watching those old music vids. Pretty dammed sad when you find yourself longing for days gone by and can see nothing but trials and tribulations ahead. Time to suck it up, I guess. Let the good times roll. Heh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 20, 2021 10:23 PM (Xrfse)

151 142 Pennsylvania was the home of Yeungling, Iron City and Rolling Rock. No way is Bud lite the favorite.


we have a LOT of colleges here

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 20, 2021 10:23 PM (j9HX3)

152 Ace is on vacation, so I'll pinch hit for him by noting that Mark Ruffalo is one of the dumbest motherfuckers to draw breath in human history. The guy is like a living tribute to the Nelson Muntz laugh.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 20, 2021 10:23 PM (QU5/8)

153 So I saw Ghostbusters Afterlife. It was ok. Lot of call backs. Some cringe. But at least it wasn't some shot for shot remake full of "jokes" that are supposed to be funny but are full of cringe.

Posted by: buzzion at November 20, 2021 10:23 PM (vMCab)

154 We used to hit Rainer Brewery tour every so often in the late 70s early 80s when we would hit Seattle. This is when Rainer had great commercials.

Pretty bad beer but fun ads. But I think ALL beer sucks, so...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2021 10:23 PM (KZzsI)

155 I am old enough to remember when Coors was mysterious and elite because you could only get it in Colorado
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


They're thirsty in Atlanta and there's beer in Texarkana

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2021 10:23 PM (OCTRt)

156 I couldn't bigify it enough to see, but Rhode Island should be Narragansett, 16oz cans.

Posted by: From That Time at November 20, 2021 10:24 PM (id0gh)

157 152 Ace is on vacation, so I'll pinch hit for him by noting that Mark Ruffalo is one of the dumbest motherfuckers to draw breath in human history. The guy is like a living tribute to the Nelson Muntz laugh.


Mark Ruffalo sips a lot of penis

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 20, 2021 10:24 PM (j9HX3)

158

oops

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 20, 2021 10:24 PM (j9HX3)

159 And if Kyle had had a full-auto AR15, the video would've been much, much cooler.

Posted by: ZOD at November 20, 2021 10:24 PM (M3Z2J)

160 Damnit the hell. I got into an accident today. Thankfully, nobody was injured but my car might be totaled. Damned wild turkeys were crossing the street (in a 35 mph zone that everyone does about 40 mph on). The car in front of me hit the brakes to let the turkeys pass. I hit the brakes. The kid in back of me did not hit the brakes in time to keep from slamming into me.

So what should have been a pleasant day turned into a pain in the ass calling cops, insurance companies, arranging for a tow, trying to find an open body shop and a rental car.

When I sit down on Thanksgiving to eat turkey, I'll feel like it's a bit of revenge on those assholes.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 20, 2021 10:24 PM (HabA/)

161 I believe the state line is two whole miles from Kyle's house.

This weird "state lines" fetish I interpret as being a precursor to the planned gerbil warbling travel restrictions.

"Where's your permit to leave the state, peasant?"

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 20, 2021 10:24 PM (I2/tG)

162 The barrel has been drinking!

Not me!

not me...

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 20, 2021 10:24 PM (j9HX3)

163 I am old enough to remember when Coors was mysterious and elite because you could only get it in Colorado
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Wasn't that a yuge plot point for Smokey and the Bandit?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2021 10:24 PM (/i32d)

164 110 Both.
---------
We brought you guys into modern civilization. A fine how do you do.

Posted by: dartist at November 20, 2021 10:25 PM (+ya+t)

165 ugh sorry Donna that stinks

you were definitely not at fault tho so that's a good thing?

and you're okay?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 20, 2021 10:25 PM (j9HX3)

166 Maryland should be 10 oz. Bud cans. Everything in Maryland is Other.

Posted by: ZOD at November 20, 2021 10:25 PM (M3Z2J)

167 nurse ratched

You have super-weapons of male compliance that he lacked.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 20, 2021 10:26 PM (u82oZ)

168 Mark Ruffalo is one of the dumbest motherfuckers to draw breath in human history.

Yeah he really is shockingly idiotic, even for an actor. And he only got the Hulk job because RDJ is a loyal dude and pushes his friends. He kept getting dimwit Gwyneth Paltrow jobs and more significant roles in the MCU films.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2021 10:26 PM (KZzsI)

169 159 And if Kyle had had a full-auto AR15, the video would've been much, much cooler.
Posted by: ZOD at November 20, 2021 10:24 PM (M3Z2J)

Maybe yelled 'LET'S ROCK!!!!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 20, 2021 10:26 PM (csEWM)

170 Rolling Rock was bought by Anheuser-Busch and moved operations to St. Louis. It's garbage now. Used to be fairly drinkable when brewed in Latrobe.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2021 10:22 PM (sAmhv)

The father of a girl I dated seriously while in college, maintained a full sized 'fridge stocked with Rolling Rock. The freezer held chilled, glass mugs..

Thank the good lord she lived within walking distance of home. Many was the night I walked home pie-eyed. Her old man could DRINK!

Posted by: Marshall Tucker at November 20, 2021 10:26 PM (BgMrQ)

171 163 I am old enough to remember when Coors was mysterious and elite because you could only get it in Colorado


we used to think Fosters was super exotic

instead of piss

which is what it actually is

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 20, 2021 10:26 PM (j9HX3)

172 Some say Coors is the best beer. Some say Budweiser. I say free beer is the best beer.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 20, 2021 10:26 PM (FVME7)

173 When I sit down on Thanksgiving to eat turkey, I'll feel like it's a bit of revenge on those assholes.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 20, 2021 10:24 PM (HabA/)

I'm glad you're okay. Sorry about your car.

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2021 10:27 PM (hw2G4)

174 "...the glass-lined tanks of 'old Latrobe'..."

Posted by: ZOD at November 20, 2021 10:27 PM (M3Z2J)

175 163 I am old enough to remember when Coors was mysterious and elite because you could only get it in Colorado
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Wasn't that a yuge plot point for Smokey and the Bandit?
Posted by: Tonypete



Yep.
https://youtu.be/jAG4XXCOj48
Dammit, I liked that movie. Reynolds was a movie star!

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2021 10:27 PM (sAmhv)

176 This weird "state lines" fetish I interpret as being a precursor to the planned gerbil warbling travel restrictions."

The same people who have no problem with millions of foreigners crossing the southern border are now screaming about an American citizen crossing a state border.

Which everyone who lives close to a state border does like a hundred times a week.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 20, 2021 10:27 PM (HabA/)

177 Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 20, 2021 10:24 PM (HabA/)

Sorry that happened to you Donna...that sucks!

Posted by: Marshall Tucker at November 20, 2021 10:28 PM (BgMrQ)

178 57 Me and the wife been watching car chase videos from Los Angeles. They sure do have a lot of them out there.
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at November 20, 2021 10:03 PM (R5lpX)

++++

Lots of TV stations. Lotta air to fill.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 20, 2021 10:28 PM (hVqGz)

179 Yeah. Budweiser.
*spit*

Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 20, 2021 10:28 PM (16EvI)

180 All this talk about Budweiser may just have me on youtube watching clydesdale vids. Whoever came up with the Budweiser Clydesdales is a marketing genius.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 20, 2021 10:28 PM (+lVUW)

181 Bud never set out to be your favorite beer. They always wanted to be your backup brand. Oh, you don't have
Buckhorn on tap, give me a Bud.

Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at November 20, 2021 10:28 PM (+U5Yr)

182 Which everyone who lives close to a state border does like a hundred times a week.


yep! come to Chadds Ford (do! it's really pretty). try to drive around WITHOUT ending up in and out of Delaware...

you can't!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 20, 2021 10:28 PM (j9HX3)

183 "146 I am old enough to remember when Coors was mysterious and elite because you could only get it in Colorado
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor"
**********
Back in the 70s a buddy brought me back 20 cases to our school on long island. Made getting girls easier.

Posted by: Cosda at November 20, 2021 10:29 PM (1GCeT)

184 Donna&&&&&&V

Glad you are OK, and not a & was harmed in the production of that saga.

You do have a great story arc going into Thanksgiving.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 20, 2021 10:29 PM (u82oZ)

185 Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2021 10:27 PM (hw2G4)

The kid who hit me (whose car was definitely totaled) was close to tears. I told him "I've never been in an accident either. And if this is the worst one either of us ever have, we'll be very lucky people."

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 20, 2021 10:29 PM (HabA/)

186 I am old enough to remember when Coors was mysterious and elite because you could only get it in Colorado
----------
It was a good excuse for a road trip and a few bucks when we got home.

Posted by: dartist at November 20, 2021 10:30 PM (+ya+t)

187 I'm busy with my solar panel system steup, but did see something about ... the reason they are so big on the "Crossed State Lines" bullsheet is because it has some implications for gun rights laws ... for different states.

Federalism for the win ... but they want some overriding commerce type law maybe? Where feds can overrule on 2A type state law? idk .. they are evil. and have globalists with a plan .. and billions from the oligarchs to push the evil agenda.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 20, 2021 10:30 PM (Cus5s)

188 172 Some say Coors is the best beer. Some say Budweiser. I say free beer is the best beer.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 20, 2021 10:26 PM (FVME7)

A man of discerning taste, and class.

I tip my cap to you sir!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 20, 2021 10:30 PM (BgMrQ)

189 Terrapin isn't bad. Lot's of good beer in GA. A few really good ones just in and around Savannah.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 20, 2021 10:30 PM (a1pQd)

190 The only reason Heineken is likely the most popular beer in Ohio is because everything is pretty evenly split with Bud light Budweiser Busch, Miller Lite and Coors Light. So all the phony beer snobs gravitate to Heineken.

Posted by: buzzion at November 20, 2021 10:30 PM (vMCab)

191 The kid who hit me (whose car was definitely totaled) was close to tears. I told him "I've never been in an accident either. And if this is the worst one either of us ever have, we'll be very lucky people."


aw! you're sweet

I hope when my son inevitably gets into an accident, he hits someone like you



no seriously that's really nice of you

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 20, 2021 10:30 PM (j9HX3)

192 Pick up your empties, and Get. Off. My. Lawn!

Posted by: Walt Kowalski, Pabst Blue Ribbon! at November 20, 2021 10:31 PM (kromb)

193 When I sit down on Thanksgiving to eat turkey, I'll feel like it's a bit of revenge on those assholes.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V

Oh no!
I'm glad you're ok Donna.

All I could picture though, was a bunch of bottles of wild Turkey running across the road, rainier beer style.

Heh.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 20, 2021 10:31 PM (U2p+3)

194 According to the Left, everyone from New Jersey killed on September 11 deserved it for crossing state lines

Posted by: Wally at November 20, 2021 10:31 PM (s8Lw2)

195 Of course I hearken back to the days of Stroh's. Now that was a beer...
Posted by: browndog


My dad loved Stroh's. I think he still misses it.

Posted by: buzzion at November 20, 2021 10:31 PM (vMCab)

196 Clydesdales hung out in CO forever. Don't know if they are still here- beautiful animals!
as I said:
Budweiser.
*spit*

Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 20, 2021 10:32 PM (16EvI)

197 Alright, time for me to hit the hay.

*Punch*

Fuck you, Hay!

Night!

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2021 10:32 PM (hw2G4)

198 That's repeat child rapist Joseph "Jo Jo" Rosenbaum.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

I was reading up on Huber. Excerpt:
"In 2012, Huber held a 6-inch-long butcher knife to his brothers neck and violently attacked him. He told his brother he was going to "gut him like a pig." He choked his brother and dug his nails into his neck. His brother could not breath for 10 seconds. He then stabbed him in the ear. He then threatened to burn the house down and kill his mother, grandmother and siblings. Huber left on his skateboard."

https://tinyurl.com/4dzf76dk

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 20, 2021 10:32 PM (YZG/i)

199 Just because I'm horny and my mind is perpetually in the gutter doesn't mean I'm a pervert.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at November 20, 2021 10:32 PM (II3Gr)

200 Yeah Stroh's was another regional specialty, Michigan area. Was big when I went to college there back when "Safety Dance" was a smash hit.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2021 10:32 PM (KZzsI)

201 195 Of course I hearken back to the days of Stroh's. Now that was a beer...
Posted by: browndog

My dad loved Stroh's. I think he still misses it.
Posted by: buzzion at November 20, 2021 10:31 PM (vMCab)

Stroh's Long Necks were the best.

Stroh a party...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 20, 2021 10:33 PM (BgMrQ)

202 Robert

Safe travels and safer women for you, Robert

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 20, 2021 10:33 PM (u82oZ)

203 >>Damnit the hell. I got into an accident today. Thankfully, nobody was injured but my car might be totaled. Damned wild turkeys were crossing the street (in a 35 mph zone that everyone does about 40 mph on). The car in front of me hit the brakes to let the turkeys pass. I hit the brakes. The kid in back of me did not hit the brakes in time to keep from slamming into me.

The good news is you should be covered. Being hit from behind is almost 100% the fault of the trailing car.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2021 10:33 PM (ZLI7S)

204 All I could picture though, was a bunch of bottles of wild Turkey running across the road, rainier beer style."

I would have run after them. I could use a drink.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 20, 2021 10:33 PM (HabA/)

205 Donna&&&&&&V - well that stinks! So glad you are okay though.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2021 10:33 PM (/i32d)

206 Off to bed I go...

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2021 10:34 PM (sAmhv)

207 >>191 The kid who hit me (whose car was definitely totaled) was close to tears. I told him "I've never been in an accident either. And if this is the worst one either of us ever have, we'll be very lucky people."

"Your folks are gonna be PISSED. If I was you, I'd just , you know, run away. Like, to Mexico."

Posted by: ZOD at November 20, 2021 10:34 PM (M3Z2J)

208 Insomniac - Outlaw
Listen, ya little punk kid, when you get as old as I am, you'll be a pervert if you answer the way I did.

Posted by: Robert A. Heinlein at November 20, 2021 10:34 PM (u82oZ)

209 The local version of "crossing state lines" is that every time conservatives have a rally in Portland, the Left screams that the rally is "unpermitted".

As if Antifa gets permits for their "demonstrations".

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 20, 2021 10:34 PM (I2/tG)

210 "In 2012, Huber held a 6-inch-long butcher knife to his brothers neck and violently attacked him. He told his brother he was going to "gut him like a pig." He choked his brother and dug his nails into his neck. His brother could not breath for 10 seconds. He then stabbed him in the ear. He then threatened to burn the house down and kill his mother, grandmother and siblings. Huber left on his skateboard."

Posted by: vmom

He seems nice.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2021 10:34 PM (/i32d)

211 172 Some say Coors is the best beer. Some say Budweiser. I say free beer is the best beer.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 20, 2021 10:26 PM (FVME7)


I seem to recall a CPO that was asked "What is the best beer you ever had?"
The CPO answered "The one I have in my hand right now!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 20, 2021 10:35 PM (hOUT3)

212 The good news is you should be covered. Being hit from behind is almost 100% the fault of the trailing car.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2021 10:33 PM (ZLI7S)

Yeah, I am. But stupidly, in Wisconsin, even if you're parked in a lot and some idiot hits you, you're held partially responsible for some reason. So my insurance rates will go up slightly although there is no way to avoid being hit from behind.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 20, 2021 10:35 PM (HabA/)

213 Ah, Coors Light. Canoe sex.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at November 20, 2021 10:35 PM (II3Gr)

214 Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 20, 2021 10:24 PM (HabA/)

Hugs to you

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 20, 2021 10:35 PM (YZG/i)

215 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 20, 2021 10:35 PM (arJlL)

216 Howdy Hordelings!

So I was just out and about (that's OOT and ABOOT for you Canadian Hordelings) and got a nice musical surprise from my local "Jack FM" radio station. They played Van Halen "You Really Got Me" - WITH the full "Eruption" intro.

Eddie Van Halen was sooooooo good!!

Posted by: Doof at November 20, 2021 10:36 PM (mZUr4)

217 >>He then threatened to burn the house down and kill his mother, grandmother and siblings.

"You're welcome."

Posted by: Kyle at November 20, 2021 10:36 PM (M3Z2J)

218 >>> Pennsylvania was the home of Yeungling, Iron City and Rolling Rock. No way is Bud lite the favorite.
Posted by: Cosda at November 20, 2021 10:19 PM (1GCeT)


That surprised me too. The south states like LA and GA got their local beers I was surprised Yeungling wasn't more popular in PA. Or maybe it has been invaded by out of staters. I think Yeungling is a great beer. Their black&tan is the best 1 bottle black&tan I've found.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 20, 2021 10:36 PM (a1pQd)

219 So my insurance rates will go up slightly although there is no way to avoid being hit from behind.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V


Did you cross state lines?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 20, 2021 10:36 PM (U2p+3)

220 I know ace is all in on the "Gittenhouse." But that boy should stay as far away from a girl that was cool with dating any of the psychos he shot at.

Posted by: buzzion at November 20, 2021 10:36 PM (vMCab)

221 So I was just out and about (that's OOT and ABOOT for you Canadian Hordelings) and got a nice musical surprise from my local "Jack FM" radio station. They played Van Halen "You Really Got Me" - WITH the full "Eruption" intro.

Eddie Van Halen was sooooooo good!!
Posted by: Doof at November 20, 2021 10:36 PM (mZUr4)

I love playing Eruption on guitar. The descending fingertapping toward the end is the hardest part.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at November 20, 2021 10:37 PM (II3Gr)

222 Have a great night, everyone.

If you drink to forget, may there be someone with you to remember.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 20, 2021 10:37 PM (u82oZ)

223 Evening, 'rons and 'ettes! Thanks Mis Hum for working weekends.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at November 20, 2021 10:37 PM (Agr8U)

224 Huber's family: I guess if we'd taken that skateboard back in 2012, he might still be alive

Posted by: Wally at November 20, 2021 10:37 PM (s8Lw2)

225 He then threatened to burn the house down and kill his mother, grandmother and siblings.

"You're welcome."
Posted by: Kyle

"You NEED me on that wall. You WANT me on that wall. . . . "

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2021 10:37 PM (/i32d)

226 "You're welcome."

Hey, if they can make a hero out of George Floyd, they can make a hero out of anyone.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 20, 2021 10:37 PM (I2/tG)

227 So my insurance rates will go up slightly although there is no way to avoid being hit from behind.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V

*watches pitch slowly arc over the plate*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 20, 2021 10:38 PM (csEWM)

228 "Your folks are gonna be PISSED. If I was you, I'd just , you know, run away. Like, to Mexico."
----------
Or drive him to the closest debit card cash station and call it even.

Posted by: dartist at November 20, 2021 10:38 PM (+ya+t)

229 199

Yes. Yes that is exactly what it means )

Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 20, 2021 10:38 PM (16EvI)

230 The best part about strohs was the Nancy Wilson jingle

Posted by: Bronco1 at November 20, 2021 10:38 PM (H5S39)

231 216 Howdy Hordelings!

So I was just out and about (that's OOT and ABOOT for you Canadian Hordelings) and got a nice musical surprise from my local "Jack FM" radio station. They played Van Halen "You Really Got Me" - WITH the full "Eruption" intro.

Eddie Van Halen was sooooooo good!!
Posted by: Doof at November 20, 2021 10:36 PM (mZUr4)

Take off ehh...

Cooo, loo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coooo!

Posted by: Bob and Doug MacKenzie at November 20, 2021 10:39 PM (BgMrQ)

232 If you drink to forget, may there be someone with you to remember.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 20, 2021 10:37 PM (u82oZ)


NaCly, it also should be said that if you forget to drink, may there be someone with you to remember.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 20, 2021 10:39 PM (hOUT3)

233 >>But that boy should stay as far away from a girl that was cool with dating any of the psychos he shot at. Posted by: buzzion at November 20, 2021 10:36 PM (vMCab)

He should take Grosskreuz' woman. Vae victis.

Posted by: ZOD at November 20, 2021 10:39 PM (M3Z2J)

234 When I sit down on Thanksgiving to eat turkey, I'll feel like it's a bit of revenge on those assholes.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V


I recommend either ice or heat tonight and off and on tomorrow.

When I got rear ended {in a car, people!} it didn't hurt until about 3 days later ...

Posted by: Adriane the Helpful Critic ... at November 20, 2021 10:40 PM (okV1R)

235 Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 20, 2021 10:38 PM (csEWM)

Oh jeez. Ya gotta watch your phrasing around the Horde.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 20, 2021 10:40 PM (HabA/)

236 Did you cross state lines?

LOL. A friend once got into a minor accident on the Interstate Bridge between Portland and Vancouver, WA.

He called his insurance guy, and the insurance guy asked:

"Did the accident occur in Oregon or in Washington?"

The response:

"I'm not sure."

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 20, 2021 10:40 PM (I2/tG)

237 Rolling Rock was bought by Anheuser-Busch and moved operations to St. Louis. It's garbage now. Used to be fairly drinkable when brewed in Latrobe.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2021 10:22 PM (

Henry Weinhard beer, originally brewed in Portland near Powell's books was a local favorite that got bought and sold a couple of times and now Molson is killing it.

Posted by: Beartooth at November 20, 2021 10:41 PM (KTaZ8)

238 133 OK. OK. I admit that there's some strong competition but I'm awarding actor Mark Ruffalo (Dumb As a Buffalo) with the stupidest Rittenhouse tweet.
We come together to mourn the lives lost to the same racist system that devalues Black lives and devalued the lives of Anthony and JoJo.

Mark Ruffalo
@MarkRuffalo

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 20, 2021 10:20 PM (FVME7)


I give you Maria Shriver and son stupid:https://tinyurl.com/ja42b2r3

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 20, 2021 10:41 PM (+lVUW)

239

Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a loner
But he knew it couldn't last
Jo Jo left his home to burn stores in Kenosha
And break a lot of window glass

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 20, 2021 10:41 PM (63Dwl)

240 . . .although there is no way to avoid being hit from behind.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V

Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests - we did.
-- Otter

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2021 10:41 PM (/i32d)

241 Hi everyone. Hope you are all doing well.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 20, 2021 10:42 PM (OU+8W)

242 I know ace is all in on the "Gittenhouse." But that boy should stay as far away from a girl that was cool with dating any of the psychos he shot at.

I've seen one pic of her. If Kyle's playing the averages she might have a shot. I don't think he'll need to play the averages.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 20, 2021 10:42 PM (SchxB)

243 Yeah, I am. But stupidly, in Wisconsin, even if you're parked in a lot and some idiot hits you, you're held partially responsible for some reason. So my insurance rates will go up slightly although there is no way to avoid being hit from behind.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 20, 2021 10:35 PM (HabA/)

-------------------------

Ah, the "Two to Tango" legal doctrine.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 20, 2021 10:43 PM (CAJOC)

244 "
That surprised me too. The south states like LA and GA got their local beers I was surprised Yeungling wasn't more popular in PA. Or maybe it has been invaded by out of staters. I think Yeungling is a great beer. Their black&tan is the best 1 bottle black&tan I've found.
Posted by: banana Dream"
*******
It's hard to find a bar that doesn't have Yeungling around here, but we are only a half hour from Pottsville. The brewery tour is interesting. Besides the old cave dug by miners for temperature control when they first started, one of the family flew a ton of bomber missions during WW2 and his flight log and diary are displayed in their museum.

Posted by: Cosda at November 20, 2021 10:43 PM (1GCeT)

245 Henry Weinhard beer, originally brewed in Portland near Powell's books was a local favorite that got bought and sold a couple of times and now Molson is killing it.

One of my favorites in high school. Bummer.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 20, 2021 10:44 PM (SchxB)

246 I've seen one pic of her. If Kyle's playing the averages she might have a shot. I don't think he'll need to play the averages.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 20, 2021 10:42 PM (SchxB)



The "Gittenhouse" link in the sidebar has a picture of her. She's not unattractive, if you ignore the nose ring.

Posted by: buzzion at November 20, 2021 10:44 PM (vMCab)

247 Duane, in ther whole of music, is probably the most underrated guitar god. If your a blues rock fan you know his greatness, but i think too many people don't know the great songs he was part of.

His style is also so unique, as i think he's one of, if not the, first person in rock to play slide so prominently as lead, and not just for solos.

As a band i think they also were the best at actually capturing old blues. You'd think Whipping Post, Not My Cross to Bear, and a few others would be old blues standards, but nope they're by 2 skinny white guys.

Oh yeah, and he just happened to play guitar on probably the greatest Blue Rock record if all time, with Derek and the Dominos.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 20, 2021 10:44 PM (MSzCl)

248 Posted by: Adriane the Helpful Critic ... at November 20, 2021 10:40 PM (okV1R)

Good advice. My shoulder feels slightly sore, no biggie.

I advise everyone to avoid getting into an accident on a weekend. It was hard as hell to find open body shops and towing companies. Would have been even worse on a Sunday.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 20, 2021 10:44 PM (HabA/)

249 Gandhi drank his own urine for decades & claimed there were substantial health benefits, so who knows? He was going VERY strong at 78 when he was assassinated.

Posted by: mnw at November 20, 2021 10:44 PM (Cssks)

250 To me, the cRoSsInG sTaTe LiNes nonsense is just projection. Antifa rent-a-mobs, poll bussing, provocateurs at the "insurrection," all about crossing state lines. They don't care about Kyle not residing in Wisconsin. Just projection, nothing more.

Posted by: Dark Helmet at November 20, 2021 10:44 PM (Oka5v)

251 I am not a pervert. I like women. I think that most are pretty. I am a man. No desire for boys or underage girls.

Posted by: Been Lurking at November 20, 2021 10:45 PM (JVCkA)

252 Today Show had the family of the so called victims on today. Enemies of the State. Spit.

Posted by: JoeXiDen - Lessko Brandon at November 20, 2021 10:45 PM (swo8w)

253 THINK TWICE before you cross a state line!

Violators will be prosecuted!

Posted by: The FBI, 2025! at November 20, 2021 10:46 PM (I2/tG)

254 Bertram, Paul McCartney is gonna sue ya!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2021 10:46 PM (L2ZTs)

255 So which two families made idiotic vile statements about the verdict? Tony Hawk's? I thought I saw that the Blake family had some ignorant hateful stupidity to barf up, too.

With garbage like these people living in the country, it's difficult to see how it could ever be made reasonable and civilized again. A shame they weren't all rendered carbon neutral instead of just their vile spawn (and Blake is alive, which is a tragedy).

And this is the gentle, euphemized way of explaining the situation.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 20, 2021 10:46 PM (OTzUX)

256 Gandhi drank his own urine for decades & claimed there were substantial health benefits, so who knows? He was going VERY strong at 78 when he was assassinated.
Posted by: mnw

Perhaps it was the comely Indian lasses giving him multiple enemas a day that kept him in the pink.

IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2021 10:46 PM (/i32d)

257 I worked in Australia in 86, when I got back to Canada they had just started selling Fosters om Ontario. Bought a case, what a disappointment; just Labatts Blue in a Fosters Can.

Posted by: Senor Coffee at November 20, 2021 10:46 PM (iSbhf)

258 As a band i think they also were the best at actually capturing old blues. You'd think Whipping Post, Not My Cross to Bear, and a few others would be old blues standards, but nope they're by 2 skinny white guys.

Oh yeah, and he just happened to play guitar on probably the greatest Blue Rock record if all time, with Derek and the Dominos.
Posted by: Rbastid at November 20, 2021 10:44 PM (MSzCl)

Blackhearted Woman, one of the great underrated tunes.

Posted by: Dark Helmet at November 20, 2021 10:46 PM (Oka5v)

259 Henry Weinhard's root beer is still pretty good. Just overpriced.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2021 10:47 PM (L2ZTs)

260 *ichigan's real favorite is Blue Moon

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 20, 2021 10:48 PM (sJHOI)

261 Oh yeah, and he just happened to play guitar on probably the greatest Blue Rock record if all time, with Derek and the Dominos.
Posted by: Rbastid at November 20, 2021 10:44 PM (MSzCl)

Those "bird tweets" at the end of Layla

***chef's kiss***

Posted by: Bob and Doug MacKenzie at November 20, 2021 10:48 PM (BgMrQ)

262 Stephen King is also in the running for dumbest Rittenhouse tweet. He tweeted "So the white guy goes free. Is that the message?"

No, the message is that you've become a crazy old hack virtue signaling from one of the whitest states in the US.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 20, 2021 10:49 PM (HabA/)

263 I like Blue Moon a lot.

Posted by: JoeXiDen - Lessko Brandon at November 20, 2021 10:49 PM (swo8w)

264 /off Great White North hosers sock

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 20, 2021 10:49 PM (BgMrQ)

265 The "Gittenhouse" link in the sidebar has a picture of her. She's not unattractive, if you ignore the nose ring.

That's a much better picture. She would probably clean up nice, but it wouldn't last. The leftyness would eventually seep through to the surface and ruin everything.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 20, 2021 10:50 PM (SchxB)

266 Henry Weinhard's root beer is still pretty good. Just overpriced.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2021 10:47 PM (L2ZTs)

Its my go to root beer with the exception of A & W which is used exclusively for root beer floats. The last few Henry's batches have been "off". They're screwing with the formula again.

Posted by: Beartooth at November 20, 2021 10:50 PM (KTaZ8)

267 When I sit down on Thanksgiving to eat turkey, I'll feel like it's a bit of revenge on those assholes.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 20, 2021 10:24 PM (HabA/)


Damn turkeys think they own the road. They really do.

I was at one intersection where everyone was stopped, waiting for the turkeys to get out of the road, when a guy yelled out his car window, "Hunting season's coming, bitches."

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 20, 2021 10:50 PM (+lVUW)

268 260 *ichigan's real favorite is Blue Moon
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 20, 2021 10:48 PM (sJHOI)



Miller Lite's fake micro-brew.

Posted by: buzzion at November 20, 2021 10:50 PM (vMCab)

269 >>"So the white guy goes free. Is that the message?"

"Yes."

Posted by: ZOD at November 20, 2021 10:51 PM (M3Z2J)

270 Which beer has the most Fentanyl?

Asking for a friend

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 20, 2021 10:51 PM (sJHOI)

271 Hahahaha!
Utah beats the ducks 38-7.

I hate the ducks. This is gooooood.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 20, 2021 10:52 PM (U2p+3)

272 No matter the beer you like it is probably owned by one of the two global conglomerates that has bought up the worlds beer companies over the past couple of decades. InBev and MolsonCoors.

Posted by: JoeXiDen - Lessko Brandon at November 20, 2021 10:52 PM (swo8w)

273 >>Gandhi drank his own urine for decades & claimed there were substantial health benefits, so who knows?


Hand raised.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2021 10:53 PM (ZLI7S)

274 Good Lord, not one of those alleged beers should ever pass human lips.

I don't drink any more, thank Heaven, but when I did it was Redhook ESB for a lighter, very tasty brew, and either Deschutes River Black Butte Porter or Obsidian Stout for me.

Drink something that actually tastes like something, people! We aren't barbarians.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 20, 2021 10:54 PM (M8yB3)

275 Favorite beer??Do I have to say it?? Do I have to spell it out for you??

Posted by: Frank Booth at November 20, 2021 10:54 PM (0hbQ6)

276 So my insurance rates will go up slightly although there is no way to avoid being hit from behind.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V

*watches pitch slowly arc over the plate*
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Someone hit that!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2021 10:54 PM (OCTRt)

277 Is it talk like a libertarian day?

Am I being detained?

Posted by: Registered Independent at November 20, 2021 10:54 PM (6mvRv)

278 And the head of the NAACP managed to piss off even many black people by comparing the Rittenhouse trial to Emmett Till's lynching.

It's a ridiculous comparison of course, but one big difference is that the racists did not succeed in railroading an innocent man this time.

And of course, the Brits and other foreign types just can't fathom how a 17 year old could tote a rifle around. The thought gives them the vapors. Which is why a farmer in the UK was imprisoned a few years ago for shooting a criminal who broke into his house. Self-defense is just so crass and American.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 20, 2021 10:54 PM (HabA/)

279 The "Gittenhouse" link in the sidebar has a picture of her. She's not unattractive, if you ignore the nose ring.

Posted by: buzzion at November 20, 2021 10:44 PM (vMCab)


My thought has always been piercings and tattoos, in moderation, are a multiplier. If you're a cute girl, they multiply your beauty, if you're a walking ham sandwich they multiply your hideousness.

This was before women got into feminism, where they now get giant chest tattoos of a rotting pig's skull (not an exaggeration) and then cry when the only person who will date them is a guy also covered in tattoos who like to use their head as a punching bag. Someone over thre last 5 years has convinced very attractive females that they should all get these monstrosity tattoos, I'm guessing it's ugly girls who want to even thre playing field.

The Glittenhouse girl looks slightly above average, but again that's a Twitter pic, which probably means she's hideous, as they are as deceptive as you get.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 20, 2021 10:54 PM (MSzCl)

280 247 258
Yes!
When I was a kid, I would often take the train by myself to Boston to see the Allmans. Probably did this at least a half dozen times, being about 17. Cheap tickets too...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 20, 2021 10:54 PM (16EvI)

281 You know, other than here, there isn't anywhere else.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 20, 2021 10:55 PM (OU+8W)

282 Drink something that actually tastes like something, people! We aren't barbarians.
Posted by: Sharkman

My Man!! Or something that doesn't taste like coyote piss. Yeah, I'm looking at you over-hopped IPAs!!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2021 10:55 PM (/i32d)

283 Oregon lost. If they don't move Cincinnati into the 4th spot it's a shame.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 20, 2021 10:56 PM (2NHgQ)

284 So with Oregon losing here will be my playoff prediction barring teams losing. Since Oregon and Michigan State lost and I of course predict Ohio State beating the team up north.

Georgia, Alabama, Ohio State, Notre Dame. Selection Committee will screw over Cincy and have Notre Dame leap frog them.

Posted by: buzzion at November 20, 2021 10:56 PM (vMCab)

285 I do think it's funny there's a thread with redundant "drinking piss" and "Budweiser" topics.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 20, 2021 10:56 PM (a1pQd)

286 270

Mine!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 20, 2021 10:56 PM (16EvI)

287 The kid who hit me (whose car was definitely totaled) was close to tears. I told him "I've never been in an accident either. And if this is the worst one either of us ever have, we'll be very lucky people."
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 20, 2021 10:29 PM (HabA/)


When I was in my late twenties I was in an accident in my new car that was only a month old. So, I was crying. The police officer said, "No one was injured, cars are fixable. "

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 20, 2021 10:57 PM (+lVUW)

288 The "crossed state lines" jabber I thought was just to try and bring in the feds, that it should have been a federal prosecution.

Posted by: yop at November 20, 2021 10:57 PM (XcpXx)

289 I was at one intersection where everyone was stopped, waiting for the turkeys to get out of the road, when a guy yelled out his car window, "Hunting season's coming, bitches."
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 20, 2021 10:50 PM (+lVUW)

Things I wish I would have said....

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 20, 2021 10:57 PM (HabA/)

290 Crossing state lines = justifiction for the feds to get involved.

Posted by: butch at November 20, 2021 10:58 PM (cHvOo)

291 281 You know, other than here, there isn't anywhere else.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 20, 2021 10:55 PM (OU+8W)

Where ever you go...there you are

Posted by: Zhou Bi Den at November 20, 2021 10:58 PM (BgMrQ)

292 Take off ehh...

Cooo, loo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coooo!
Posted by: Bob and Doug MacKenzie at November 20, 2021 10:39 PM (BgMrQ)



Beauty, eh! I guess you hosers are wondering why there's no mention of Elsinore beer on that map.

Posted by: Doof at November 20, 2021 10:58 PM (mZUr4)

293 Posted by: Sharkman at November 20, 2021 10:54 PM (M8yB3)

That's my one Hipster trait, only drinking craft beers, as why drink something tasteless and low abv.

We've hit a great one in NYC called Grimm, I've loved everything i've had by them, they do some decently high abv beers, and sat and talked to the owner when i was at their brewpub and he's a really nice dude.

Same with another local brewery, Departed Soles. They do a lot of Glutten Free if you need it, and they like to do a lot of dark semi sweet stouts which are good, but their IPAs are really good.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 20, 2021 10:58 PM (MSzCl)

294 The main reason why they are emphasizing the "state lines" argument is that they suspected that Kyle would be acquitted, so they are now trying to get the Feds to crucify Kyle.

"Crossing state lines" is intended to be a justification for Federal prosecution, even if the argument is BS.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 20, 2021 10:58 PM (I2/tG)

295 buzzion. Do not even say that ND will move into the top 4. They got better as the season went forward but they do not deserve a top spot. I say this as a die hard Domer fan. Needs to be Cinci.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 20, 2021 10:59 PM (2NHgQ)

296 I'd rather drink Miller Lite than an IPA. And I don't like Miller Lite.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 20, 2021 10:59 PM (HabA/)

297 Georgia, Alabama, Ohio State, Notre Dame. Selection Committee will screw over Cincy and have Notre Dame leap frog them.
Posted by: buzzion at November 20, 2021 10:56 PM (vMCab)

This is a correct assessment...

Posted by: NCAA Payoffs Committee at November 20, 2021 11:00 PM (BgMrQ)

298 Hahahaha!
Utah beats the ducks 38-7.

I hate the ducks. This is gooooood.
Posted by: nurse ratched

So, it wasn't wabbit season ?

Posted by: JT at November 20, 2021 11:00 PM (arJlL)

299 There was a performance (I'm not making this up) of the Brewer and Shipley tune One Toke Over The Line performed on and by the Lawrence Welk show. It's true, you can watch on YouTube.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 20, 2021 11:00 PM (1Zi6N)

300 I'd rather drink Miller Lite than an IPA. And I don't like Miller Lite.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V

How you do'in?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2021 11:01 PM (/i32d)

301 Hahahaha!
Utah beats the ducks 38-7.

I hate the ducks. This is gooooood.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 20, 2021 10:52 PM (U2p+3)


Hey nurse -- are you a hockey fan? You following the new team out there? My Caps are playing there tomorrow

Posted by: Doof at November 20, 2021 11:02 PM (mZUr4)

302 >>One Toke Over The Line performed on and by the Lawrence Welk show. It's true, you can watch on YouTube. Posted by: Common Tater at November 20, 2021 11:00 PM (1Zi6N)

I wouldn't be too surprised if, very contrary to his image, Mr. Welk might've been down for a backstage joint.

Wunnerful, wunnerful.

Posted by: ZOD at November 20, 2021 11:02 PM (M3Z2J)

303 Posted by: Beartooth at November 20, 2021 10:50 PM (KTaZ

It's been a long time since I've really drank soda, maybe a litre total in the last 20 years (well except tonic water in drinks) but i think of that litre 100% was rootbeer. I do miss it some times, but i know if I start again I'll drink a bunch....

Yes I'm a soda alcoholic.....but not an alcohol alcoholic.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 20, 2021 11:02 PM (MSzCl)

304 The "crossed state lines" jabber I thought was just to try and bring in the feds, that it should have been a federal prosecution.
Posted by: yop


Except no federal law was broken.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2021 11:02 PM (OCTRt)

305 299 There was a performance (I'm not making this up) of the Brewer and Shipley tune One Toke Over The Line performed on and by the Lawrence Welk show. It's true, you can watch on YouTube.
Posted by: Common Tater at November 20, 2021 11:00 PM (1Zi6N)

My understanding is that ol' Lawrence was a bit of a wild and crazy guy when the cameras were off.

Posted by: NCAA Payoffs Committee at November 20, 2021 11:03 PM (BgMrQ)

306 Georgia will crush whoever is at 4. I don't like them but they basically have an NFL defense out there.

Posted by: Blacksheep at November 20, 2021 11:03 PM (6mvRv)

307 I live a few towns over from Rittenhouse's hometown. Let me tell you, Lake County is on a knife edge -- can we put up Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving, or can we have pumpkins and snowmen simultaneously on display?

Goose Island Brewery reeks of Chicago yuppie douchiness.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 20, 2021 11:03 PM (nDrPh)

308 /off criminal enterprise sock

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 20, 2021 11:03 PM (BgMrQ)

309 282
No kidding!
How much hops really need to be had??

Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 20, 2021 11:04 PM (16EvI)

310 295 buzzion. Do not even say that ND will move into the top 4. They got better as the season went forward but they do not deserve a top spot. I say this as a die hard Domer fan. Needs to be Cinci.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 20, 2021 10:59 PM (2NHgQ)


This week? No. But what will the committee do for the final spots? They'll of course blow the SEC so even if Alabama loses to Georgia in the championship game they'll put them both in. The team up north loses next week so they'll drop and I figure OSU will be Big Ten Champions. So in the case of Notre Dame vs. Cincinatti if they run the table they will choose the "money" team that ESPN tells them will generate the biggest ratings, because no one ever wants to see an underdog.

Posted by: buzzion at November 20, 2021 11:04 PM (vMCab)

311 220 I know ace is all in on the "Gittenhouse." But that boy should stay as far away from a girl that was cool with dating any of the psychos he shot at.
Posted by: buzzion at November 20, 2021 10:36 PM (vMCab)


Yeah, girls who get mixed up with people like Huber are not well adjusted. Don't stick your dick in crazy.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 20, 2021 11:04 PM (+lVUW)

312 I had a guy pull right out in front of me in his geo, not the storm or metro but the one that looked like a tiny kid's toy SUV. It shattered the entire side of his car where I sort of t-boned him. Sort of because I slammed on my brakes and only hit him at 15 or so mph. But it all fell apart like it was made from glass. He asked if I had any damage saying "because I know a guy" and I looked at my big steel bumper and I thought I saw a scratch. Wiped it with my sleeve, nope just a smudge, gone now. I don't think he had a license or insurance because he then went, ok then buh-bye.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 20, 2021 11:05 PM (a1pQd)

313 The "Gittenhouse" link in the sidebar has a picture of her. She's not unattractive, if you ignore the nose ring.

That's a much better picture. She would probably clean up nice, but it wouldn't last. The leftyness would eventually seep through to the surface and ruin everything.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents,

Speaking of cleaning up, the Gittenhouse name, reminded me of a place called Glimmerstone in Vermont that I happened upon tooling around the countryside one late afternoon. It was a creepy, run down mansion that I decided to explore. I'll save that story for a later time. I thought about buying and turning it into a B&B but events intervened and I forgot about.

During my extended honeymoon I took my wife to show her and see if we might buy it. When we drove up the place and been completely refurbished and was indeed a B&B and executive retreat. https://tinyurl.com/7nmyjks9

Posted by: Beartooth at November 20, 2021 11:05 PM (KTaZ8)

314 This is the bigger question. Will Joe Biden attend the Army Navy game. And will they shout "Let's Go Brandon" at him?

Posted by: buzzion at November 20, 2021 11:05 PM (vMCab)

315 309 282
No kidding!
How much hops really need to be had??
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 20, 2021 11:04 PM (16EvI)

According to my son, the more the merrier...

When I get home I'm gonna slap his momma!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard getting his Buford T. Justice on at November 20, 2021 11:05 PM (BgMrQ)

316 I live a few towns over from Rittenhouse's hometown. Let me tell you, Lake County is on a knife edge -- can we put up Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving, or can we have pumpkins and snowmen simultaneously on display?

Any displays like this? https://bit.ly/3kVdLR4

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 20, 2021 11:06 PM (SchxB)

317 >>Yeah, girls who get mixed up with people like Huber are not well adjusted. Don't stick your dick in crazy. Posted by: nerdygirl at November 20, 2021 11:04 PM (+lVUW)

Just once, and break away clean. Leave her thinking "I just screwed the guy who capped my boyfriend."

For enhancement of the crazy.

Posted by: ZOD at November 20, 2021 11:06 PM (M3Z2J)

318 WTF, Goose Island for IL? That's BS. There's too many downstaters that drink other stuff, that must be Chitown and the burbs.

Posted by: Farmer at November 20, 2021 11:06 PM (55Qr6)

319 Don't stick your dick in crazy.
Posted by: nerdygirl

Timeless advice. And we all know the truth of your statement.


And yet. . . . . .

BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE P. . . .. !!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2021 11:06 PM (/i32d)

320 Still don't know how to search with Vivaldi But no matter. You guys and gals are great. Love to meet you in the "real" world but who knows when that will be possible.

Good night all.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 20, 2021 11:07 PM (OU+8W)

321 I actually don't think the "cross state lines" is that much of a push for federal charges, i honestly just think all the people repeating it are morons who think they uncovered some great reason to get him jailed again.

What I've noticed with most idiot liberals who say shit online, they read one point on huffpo or DU, and they go around repeating it, with their own equally stupid commentary, so that others think they are smart, because enough stupid liberals will agree with them. You get 10,000 posts, saying the same thing, from people who act like they had a unique thought, despite the fact at 27 they still can't properly tie their own shoes.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 20, 2021 11:08 PM (MSzCl)

322 BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE P. . . .. !!
Posted by: Tonypete

Don't tell me; I know this one.....

Posted by: JT at November 20, 2021 11:08 PM (arJlL)

323 By the way, it's not "crossing state lines" when you go from Illinois to Wisconsin -- it's "crossing the cheddar curtain."

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 20, 2021 11:08 PM (nDrPh)

324 Well Farmer let's face the truth, Chicago ruins everything.

Even pizza.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2021 11:08 PM (9FGvV)

325 BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE P. . . .. !!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2021 11:06 PM (/i32d)

I got this...

Pen is Mightier right???

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 20, 2021 11:09 PM (BgMrQ)

326 >>You get 10,000 posts, saying the same thing

We are all in this together. Flatten the curve. We are all in this together.

Posted by: ZOD at November 20, 2021 11:09 PM (M3Z2J)

327 "314 This is the bigger question. Will Joe Biden attend the Army Navy game. And will they shout "Let's Go Brandon" at him?"
*****
They probably want to, but there'd be hell to pay when they got back to school.

Posted by: Cosda at November 20, 2021 11:09 PM (1GCeT)

328 OK, maybe thy got Goose Island as the most popular in IL from polling O'Hare and Midway airports, that might be it. Not the rest of IL.

Posted by: Farmer at November 20, 2021 11:10 PM (55Qr6)

329 >>> I live a few towns over from Rittenhouse's hometown. Let me tell you, Lake County is on a knife edge -- can we put up Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving, or can we have pumpkins and snowmen simultaneously on display?

Any displays like this? https://bit.ly/3kVdLR4
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 20, 2021 11:06 PM (SchxB)


My neighbor has a giant inflatable turkey. But at night there are lights shining up and through it and the internal framework or guidelines cast weird shadows and it's really creepy looking. Like some TurCthuluDuckin monstrosity.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 20, 2021 11:11 PM (a1pQd)

330 My goodness, Oregon chose a fine time to have a shit game. The beavers have a chance to be in Las Vegas next month.

Posted by: IC at November 20, 2021 11:11 PM (Nyumu)

331 252 Today Show had the family of the so called victims on today. Enemies of the State. Spit.
Posted by: JoeXiDen - Lessko Brandon at November 20, 2021 10:45 PM (swo8w)


So, did they ask them any hardball questions? Hah! I amuse myself.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 20, 2021 11:11 PM (+lVUW)

332 315
Warranted.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 20, 2021 11:11 PM (16EvI)

333 Doof!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 20, 2021 11:12 PM (16EvI)

334 Don't stick your dick in crazy.
Posted by: nerdygirl

Timeless advice. And we all know the truth of your statement.
And yet. . . . . .

BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE P. . . .. !!
Posted by: Tonypete


Always give em garrett's name.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2021 11:12 PM (OCTRt)

335 Hah. I followed the Gittenhouse link. Crazy twat gave Kyle a piece of paper with her phone number on it in court!
Loca

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 20, 2021 11:13 PM (YZG/i)

336 @329 -- LOL

I'm thinking of going the Krampus route this year.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 20, 2021 11:14 PM (nDrPh)

337 >>Always give em garrett's name.

Fist bump.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2021 11:14 PM (ZLI7S)

338 Hah. I followed the Gittenhouse link. Crazy twat gave Kyle a piece of paper with her phone number on it in court!
Loca

Posted by: vmom


She's sees Kyle as an Alpha. Her loser bf was an Omega.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2021 11:14 PM (OCTRt)

339 Yeah, girls who get mixed up with people like Huber are not well adjusted. Don't stick your dick in crazy.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 20, 2021 11:04 PM (+lVUW)

Il defend some crazy, it can be fun when you're younger. It's crazy liberal girls with daddy issues you need to steer clear of. Like someone above said, if she'll date one of those psychopaths/kiddy diddlers, she's more than just crazy, she's probably antifa.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 20, 2021 11:14 PM (MSzCl)

340 buzzion. I'm rooting for the underdog Cinci time. Rather see them get chewed up and spit out by The Ohio State, AL or GA.
I'm happy with the ND season as is. Hopefully one last win against Stanford.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 20, 2021 11:14 PM (2NHgQ)

341 Turcthuluduckin, lol! I can smell a movie there!

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 20, 2021 11:15 PM (Zv0y9)

342 Anybody else hear the news?
Kyle is guest hosting SNL next week.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2021 11:15 PM (L2ZTs)

343 I'm thinking of going the Krampus route this year.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie

The airing of grievances will be legendary!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2021 11:15 PM (/i32d)

344 Well Farmer let's face the truth, Chicago ruins everything.
Even pizza.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2021 11:08

Indeed. But my bride of 40 yrs was born there, 65 yrs ago on 11/10. Chicago has produced some good things.

it was ironic that on her bday we were disposing of things from her folks apt. End of an era for that family, we kept all the Chicago related items.

Posted by: Farmer at November 20, 2021 11:15 PM (55Qr6)

345 I'm an IPA fan. Bring on the hate.

Posted by: Doof at November 20, 2021 11:15 PM (mZUr4)

346 I would not trust Huber, even if she is cute.

If you're unstable enough to date a teefatard...

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2021 11:16 PM (L2ZTs)

347 *pauses*

Uh oh, has anyone pondered how Joey and Jill will decorate the White House for Christmas?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2021 11:16 PM (9FGvV)

348 Hey Doof! :-)

IPA? Boo! Hiss! What's an IPA? ;-)
(just kidding, I don't know my pale ale from my lager)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2021 11:16 PM (L2ZTs)

349 Doof!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 20, 2021 11:12 PM (16EvI)

Howdy COMM!

Posted by: Doof at November 20, 2021 11:16 PM (mZUr4)

350 Nurse,
The honors band from my kids high school is in Seattle right now about to perform at 9pm your time. Got the utoob channel waiting to go. My son isn't there since he's only a freshman and there are none in honors band. The kids that are there are super excited and it's a great band.

Posted by: lin-duh, duh, duh!! at November 20, 2021 11:17 PM (UUBmN)

351 G'nite, all. May God bless you and keep you.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 20, 2021 11:17 PM (Xrfse)

352 Since Kyle was acquitted of all charges, when is his AR being returned and I'll start the bidding at $1,000.00.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2021 11:17 PM (OCTRt)

353 Turcthuluduckin, lol! I can smell a movie there!
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 20, 2021 11:15 PM (Zv0y9)


It exists.

https://tinyl.io/5BQ9

Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2021 11:17 PM (P4LRL)

354 rickb223, Kyle put his AR15 up for sale at eBay. Min bid is $5M.

Bad news though: it's already been won by somebody named "Alec B." in Hollywood CA.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2021 11:18 PM (L2ZTs)

355 My girl dog says it's time for lurking...
I'll just mosey on over to the lounge, cop a cop a cocktail, and commence to watching you guys do...whatever it is to be done tonight...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 20, 2021 11:18 PM (16EvI)

356 Since Kyle was acquitted of all charges, when is his AR being returned and I'll start the bidding at $1,000.00.
Posted by: rickb223

One of the horde pointed out yesterday that the rifle was never owned by Rittenhouse. It belongs(ed) to a friend of his. So. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2021 11:18 PM (/i32d)

357 I'm an IPA fan. Bring on the hate.

It's one of my least favorite styles of beer, but there are some excellent ones. Lost Gold and Yellow Rose, for example, are really drinkable.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 20, 2021 11:19 PM (QU5/8)

358 Forgot to say Howdy and thanks to Mis Hum -- hope your weekend is going well

Posted by: Doof at November 20, 2021 11:20 PM (mZUr4)

359 Lone Star would be correct for Texas if the survey was taken sixty years ago.

Posted by: RTW at November 20, 2021 11:20 PM (GJnvT)

360 340 buzzion. I'm rooting for the underdog Cinci time. Rather see them get chewed up and spit out by The Ohio State, AL or GA.
I'm happy with the ND season as is. Hopefully one last win against Stanford.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 20, 2021 11:14 PM (2NHgQ)


Yeah I'm talking about the idiots of ESPN. The advertisers. The idiots that are always upset about "smaller market" teams getting into the Super Bowl or World Series. They will not want Cincy in the playoffs. So they'll likely push for Notre Dame. And just think if Alabama beats Georgia the second time around and my prediction about Notre Dame holds true then they'll be excluding the only undefeated team in the top 10.

Posted by: buzzion at November 20, 2021 11:20 PM (vMCab)

361 299 There was a performance (I'm not making this up) of the Brewer and Shipley tune One Toke Over The Line performed on and by the Lawrence Welk show. It's true, you can watch on YouTube.
Posted by: Common Tater at November 20, 2021 11:00 PM (1Zi6N)


Oh, I believe it. When I was caring for my dad I would put on PBS Lawrence Welk reruns every Saturday evening. Some of their numbers were unintentionally hilarious.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 20, 2021 11:20 PM (+lVUW)

362 We only have 16 beers on tap and 35 bottles on display, and the beers listed for California are our bottom 15 sellers-- tops. We sell Modelo Especial 25-1 to Buttwiper and Butt Wipe. Hell, we were among the the national high pour bars for draught PBR and Hamm's, pre-coof. No one cares about IPAs anymore, save the snobs on the 1st glass and the "kill me in one 10% ABV glass" people. It's baffling, since we have $5 Jameson and 4 Roses at happy hour. I'm rather grateful my college town customers are still figuring their shitshows out, frankly, tho it's been the same for my 30 years in the industry, and for the guys 30 years before who trained me. Only the prices have changed. Time to retire, I think...
*shrug*

Posted by: Armchair Sinner at November 20, 2021 11:20 PM (Nig2g)

363 The movie theater nearby has more Indian movies than American ones

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 20, 2021 11:21 PM (YZG/i)

364 It's Saturday already?

Crap.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2021 11:23 PM (VxC1e)

365 Biden's white house Christmas tree will be covered with Mr. Poo ornaments. A big Mr. Poo on top.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 20, 2021 11:23 PM (Zv0y9)

366 363 The movie theater nearby has more Indian movies than American ones
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 20, 2021 11:21 PM (YZG/i

---------

I loved Dancing With Wolves.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2021 11:23 PM (VxC1e)

367 I agree with AZ that XX is pretty good. Very good for just a cold lager when you're in the sun. I knew a guy in college that brewed and bottled, his own copycat he called dos chi chis along with labels he made.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 20, 2021 11:24 PM (a1pQd)

368 Uh oh, has anyone pondered how Joey and Jill will decorate the White House for Christmas?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2021 11:16 PM (9FGvV)


They will task one of the angry diversity interns to handle it, and the diversity intern will take to the job like Gollum to his precious ring.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2021 11:24 PM (P9T5R)

369 Doof, I'm a lager fan. Pour on the hate and cover it with hate frosting.

Posted by: From That Time at November 20, 2021 11:24 PM (VgF6R)

370 The movie theater nearby has more Indian movies than American ones
Posted by: vmom

A favorite for all time:

https://youtu.be/eicVr8fgGlY

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2021 11:24 PM (/i32d)

371 A somewhat scandalous but humorous steampunk performance of the "Doll Song"

https://youtu.be/ZbxWX5lSNTU

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2021 11:25 PM (9FGvV)

372 Thick crust Chicago pizza is awful. But I've had really good thin crust pizza there. You can find very good pizza in Milwaukee too - I think any place the Italians settled has some good pizza joints.

Which is why it was hard to find decent pizza in Washington DC during the '80's and 90's (I don't know about nowadays, I haven't been there in 20 years) No Little Italy = crappy pizza. I don't think I had good pizza when I lived there until I visited Philly.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 20, 2021 11:26 PM (HabA/)

373 Remember this lawn mower guy:

https://bit.ly/3nz6w2S


"I'm keeping an eye on it" ...

Posted by: banana Dream at November 20, 2021 11:26 PM (a1pQd)

374 Biden's Christmas tree will be predictively, all too awful.

But Heels Up Harris is out to out-do the tree that a previous demmunist decorated with packets of condoms.

Harris, her tree will feature used condoms, from her very own collection.

*shudders*

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 20, 2021 11:27 PM (QzJWU)

375 CBC called him "Alberta's Chuck Noris of lawn mowing.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 20, 2021 11:27 PM (a1pQd)

376 312 I had a guy pull right out in front of me in his geo, not the storm or metro but the one that looked like a tiny kid's toy SUV.....
Posted by: banana Dream at November 20, 2021 11:05 PM (a1pQd)


There is someone in my neighborhood who has two mini coopers. I just don't know how anyone can drive those things the way Michigan winters are.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 20, 2021 11:27 PM (+lVUW)

377 Jim, Kamala will have "curated" the tree herself. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2021 11:27 PM (L2ZTs)

378 Re beer:

Would love if some enterprising writer, who knows Martin Luther's style of writing, created some beer reviews in his voice.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2021 11:29 PM (L2ZTs)

379 YAY!

The Washington Post
@washingtonpost
7h
Biden and aides tell allies he is running in 2024 amid growing Democratic fears https://wapo.st/3DDchlE

Posted by: Let's Go Brandon! at November 20, 2021 11:30 PM (I2/tG)

380
There is someone in my neighborhood who has two mini coopers. I just don't know how anyone can drive those things the way Michigan winters are.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 20, 2021 11:27 PM (+lVUW)

Yeah, but two makes sense. You just strap one to each foot and off you go!

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 20, 2021 11:30 PM (cupoy)

381 331 252 Today Show had the family of the so called victims on today. Enemies of the State. Spit.
Posted by: JoeXiDen - Lessko Brandon at November 20, 2021 10:45 PM (swo8w)

Rosenbaum's mother has a criminal record herself. The apple did not fall far from the tree.

It kills me to see these phonies weeping away on TV. You raised him like shit and now I'm supposed to feel sorry for you?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 20, 2021 11:30 PM (HabA/)

382 42 I'm in Oregon and our state's favorite beer is Methamphetamine
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 20, 2021 10:01 PM (h1jJh)

I thought it was White Claw!

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says FU at November 20, 2021 11:30 PM (hlxe7)

383 Biden and aides tell allies he is running in 2024 amid growing Democratic fears"

Please. Please.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 20, 2021 11:31 PM (HabA/)

384 Would love if some enterprising writer, who knows Martin Luther's style of writing, created some beer reviews in his voice.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2021 11:29 PM (L2ZTs)

---------

I believe he wrote in the style of those unreadable old Germanic fonts that the Nazis seemed to love.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2021 11:32 PM (VxC1e)

385 Killian's is a very acceptable beer. We ran into it after the brewery tour in Boulder. Been my beer since then, probably 25 years now.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 20, 2021 11:32 PM (KATBx)

386 Lemmiwinks, I thought all Oregon's breweries were burnt down.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2021 11:32 PM (L2ZTs)

387 I toured the Radeberger brewery outside Dresden about 10 years ago. They made two varieties, only one of which was for sale (the other was for the tour and employee consumption). I could drink Radeberger all damn day. Frankly, I've never had a bad German beer (unless they put cola in it) which how the hell is that even legal in Germany?

Posted by: SFGoth at November 20, 2021 11:32 PM (KAi1n)

388 55 By sales I wouldn't be surprised if Dos Ekkeys was #1 in texas. 5 million drunk Mexicans buy a lot of beer.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 20, 2021 10:03 PM (Zv0y9)

Corona most likely here in California.

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says FU at November 20, 2021 11:32 PM (hlxe7)

389 Cicero, I'm sure Marty would have had colorful things to say about today's beers. (I.e., he wouldn't like 'em.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2021 11:33 PM (L2ZTs)

390 I believe he wrote in the style of those unreadable old Germanic fonts that the Nazis seemed to love.
Posted by: Cicero

http://ingrimayne.com/fonts2/
really_old/FontTour/Fractur.GIF

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2021 11:33 PM (/i32d)

391 Biden and aides tell allies he is running in 2024 amid growing Democratic fears"

He's just a youngster!

Posted by: Near-Zombie Nancy Pelosi! at November 20, 2021 11:33 PM (I2/tG)

392 Corona most likely here in California.
Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says FU at November 20, 2021 11:32 PM (hlxe7)

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Credit that to Snoop Dogg.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2021 11:34 PM (VxC1e)

393 Doof, I'm a lager fan. Pour on the hate and cover it with hate frosting.

Weizen Kristall fan. Got really spoiled in Germany.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 20, 2021 11:35 PM (SchxB)

394 Back in the day there was a pub on M Street in D.C. called the Brickskeller. It had over 800 varieties of brew. The menu was several pages long. Drinking Samuel Smith's Oatmeal Stout in 1986 was not common, but it was awesome.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 20, 2021 11:35 PM (KAi1n)

395 The funniest thing about that stupid internet / Twitter "state lines!!" Meme is that they still can't figure out why it didn't mean anything in the actual trial.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Kenosha and Antioch are half as far apart as me and the nearest grocery store. I've even heard these TV assholes go so far as to add "All The Way From" to "another state". Meanwhile most of the rioters came All The Way from freakin' Portland.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 20, 2021 11:35 PM (OssQ4)

396 I could drink Radeberger all damn day. Frankly, I've never had a bad German beer (unless they put cola in it) which how the hell is that even legal in Germany?
Posted by: SFGoth

One half of the family is Old Style Pennsylvania German. At family reunions and picnics the older folks would mix Birch Beer with real beer - half and half.

Of course, we eat scrapple also so. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2021 11:35 PM (/i32d)

397 OK, I am putting my marker down on: "in a desperate attempt to prevent Donald Trump from running in 2024, President Harris will appoint him vice president, and then resign prior to the two year mark of the Biden Administration's term, leaving him ineligible to run for a third term"

Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2021 11:36 PM (P9T5R)

398 Doof, I'm a lager fan. Pour on the hate and cover it with hate frosting.
Posted by: From That Time at November 20, 2021 11:24 PM (VgF6R)


Haha! I just don't understand the hate for IPAs. Yup -- they're bitter. So?? I enjoy the flavor. Different hops give different flavors. Very much like whiskey, which I prefer to drink neat. Lots of different flavors. And a big part of tasting is smelling. Applies to beer and whiskey. An IPA is enjoyable to smell for me - as is whiskey.

If you came for a visit, I'll have your preferred lager cold and ready for you. I'll drink something else. We're not hurting each other by liking different different styles of beer.

Posted by: Doof at November 20, 2021 11:36 PM (mZUr4)

399 65 Weekends were not made for Michelob.
Posted by: ZOD at November 20, 2021 10:05 PM (M3Z2J)

Back when I was a teen, it was Bud for the budget minded nights. The big splurge was Michelob, haha, and if you really had some dough, it was Heineken, Beck's or St. Pauli Girl.

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says FU at November 20, 2021 11:36 PM (hlxe7)

400 Minis come in AWD. And they are just a small BMw really so fine for winter.

Posted by: JoeXiDen - Lessko Brandon at November 20, 2021 11:36 PM (swo8w)

401 >>> By sales I wouldn't be surprised if Dos Ekkeys was #1 in texas. 5 million drunk Mexicans buy a lot of beer.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 20, 2021 10:03 PM (Zv0y9)


How the hell can you get drunk on XX? Before that ever happened I'd be like lawn sprinkler back and forth. kshh ksh ksh ksh k k k k k k k k ksh ksh ... and we're back to peeing.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 20, 2021 11:37 PM (a1pQd)

402 B.J.'s Chicago Style pizza in La Jolla, CA is (or was from 85-87) the bomb. I'd get it with mushrooms and extra cheese. Pair it with a Guinness. yeah.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 20, 2021 11:38 PM (KAi1n)

403 Weird how all of a sudden leftists love states rights if someone crosses a state line.

Posted by: JoeXiDen - Lessko Brandon at November 20, 2021 11:38 PM (swo8w)

404 How the hell can you get drunk on XX? Before that ever happened I'd be like lawn sprinkler back and forth. kshh ksh ksh ksh k k k k k k k k ksh ksh ... and we're back to peeing.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 20, 2021 11:37 PM (a1pQd)

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See? Distilled liquor has its uses.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2021 11:38 PM (VxC1e)

405 Haha! I just don't understand the hate for IPAs. Yup -- they're bitter. So??
Posted by: Doof

Doof - my guess is it's not the beer itself - It's the hipster douchebags with the manbuns and attitudes that put us old guys off.

(Not you, of course! )

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2021 11:39 PM (/i32d)

406 Corona most likely here in California.
Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says FU at November 20, 2021 11:32 PM (hlxe7)

To be fair to Off-Premise establishments, there is a good reason why Bud Light is called Mexican Gatorade ....

Posted by: Armchair Sinner at November 20, 2021 11:39 PM (Nig2g)

407 >>> Back when I was a teen, it was Bud for the budget minded nights. The big splurge was Michelob, haha, and if you really had some dough, it was Heineken, Beck's or St. Pauli Girl.
Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says FU at November 20, 2021 11:36 PM (hlxe7)


Giant cartons of cheap Milwaukee's beast

Posted by: banana Dream at November 20, 2021 11:39 PM (a1pQd)

408 394 Back in the day there was a pub on M Street in D.C. called the Brickskeller. It had over 800 varieties of brew. The menu was several pages long. Drinking Samuel Smith's Oatmeal Stout in 1986 was not common, but it was awesome.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 20, 2021 11:35 PM (KAi1n)

Ha! You brought back memories! I used to hang out there - around 1986 or so. Maybe we were there at the same time. Do you remember the girl in her 20's with big hair? (OK, I just described all the women in every bar in America in 1986.)

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 20, 2021 11:40 PM (HabA/)

409 Weirddave mentioned Biblical archaeology the other night. On Amazon, The Great Courses' The History and Archaeology of the Bible is available for free right now. Good stuff; The Great Courses material is almost always worthwhile.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 20, 2021 11:40 PM (QU5/8)

410 I am bigly IPA fan. I give no fucks if hipsters are into it as well. I drink what I enjoy not what others enjoy or hate.

Posted by: JoeXiDen - Lessko Brandon at November 20, 2021 11:41 PM (swo8w)

411 Weirddave mentioned Biblical archaeology the other night. On Amazon, The Great Courses' The History and Archaeology of the Bible is available for free right now. Good stuff; The Great Courses material is almost always worthwhile.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 20, 2021 11:40 PM (QU5/

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Call me when they find the Ark of the Covenant.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2021 11:42 PM (VxC1e)

412 >>> See? Distilled liquor has its uses.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2021 11:38 PM (VxC1e)


Ok, I get your angle. So I could be the Kopi luwak of beer

Posted by: banana Dream at November 20, 2021 11:42 PM (a1pQd)

413 To be fair to Off-Premise establishments, there is a good reason why Bud Light is called Mexican Gatorade ....
Posted by: Armchair Sinner at November 20, 2021 11:39 PM (Nig2g)

The Mexicans here (SoCal) used to drink Bud or Coors - or Tecate for hangovers - that was in the 70s. No idea what they drink now.

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says FU at November 20, 2021 11:42 PM (hlxe7)

414 Nothing wrong with a good lager. Down under has some good ones.

Always liked Steinlager from NZ

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 20, 2021 11:43 PM (sJHOI)

415 If you showed the Ark of the Covenant to Joey Bidet, he would poop in it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2021 11:43 PM (9FGvV)

416 Doof - my guess is it's not the beer itself - It's the hipster douchebags with the manbuns and attitudes that put us old guys off.

(Not you, of course! )
Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2021 11:39 PM (/i32d)


I guess I just don't get out enough to have associated those types of folks with a specific style of beer. I drink what I like. Once I got into pale ale and IPA, it's tough to find any flavor in a lager or pilsner.

Having said all of that -- I'd still prefer 100 or higher proof bourbon, neat.

Posted by: Doof at November 20, 2021 11:44 PM (mZUr4)

417 IPAs give me an immediate headache. I can barely smell them with out my temples starting to throb. I have no other problem with other beer styles.

Posted by: Beartooth at November 20, 2021 11:45 PM (KTaZ8)

418 https://www.ngstillco.com/


Brewing beer is ok. Distilling is where it's at.
https://www.ngstillco.com/

North Georgia Still Company

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2021 11:45 PM (OCTRt)

419 Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 20, 2021 11:40 PM (QU5/

I love the Great Courses. The classical music ones with Robert Greenberg are terrific - no PC lectures, just a funny and engaging guy with a genuine love for the Western musical tradition.

What's both sad and great about the Great Courses is they teach things that are not commonly taught at our universities any more. Read the comments on their site sometime - people who bought the Shakespeare or Dickens or Western Civ classes saying "I have a college degree, but I never knew about these things. Nobody taught this at the school I went to."

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 20, 2021 11:46 PM (HabA/)

420 I am bigly IPA fan. I give no fucks if hipsters are into it as well. I drink what I enjoy not what others enjoy or hate.
Posted by: JoeXiDen - Lessko Brandon at November 20, 2021 11:41 PM (swo8w)


Fist bump -- times a million

Posted by: Doof at November 20, 2021 11:46 PM (mZUr4)

421 If you showed the Ark of the Covenant to Joey Bidet, he would poop in it.

I'd like to think that his face would liquefy.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 20, 2021 11:46 PM (QU5/8)

422 Call me when they find the Ark of the Covenant.
Posted by: Cicero


It's in a government warehouse somewhere.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2021 11:46 PM (OCTRt)

423 "Call me when they find the Ark of the Covenant."

It's on Mt. Errarat. Next to the Stabucks.

Posted by: Mike Lindell's Pillow at November 20, 2021 11:47 PM (Bwqq4)

424 Ladies and Gentlemen, I have just completed my research and the results are horrifying! I have PROOF that each Democratic Member of the House of Representatives, including Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and every democratic member of the Senate including Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer have all conspired to commit the same hideous and evil crime! Yes, as hard as it is to believe, each and every one of them has...I shudder to type this...CROSSED STATE LINES to take their seats in Washington DC.

Does Rachel Maddow know about this?

Posted by: JB1000 at November 20, 2021 11:47 PM (8Em4J)

425 I am crossing state lines on Wednesday and then again Sunday.

Posted by: JoeXiDen - Lessko Brandon at November 20, 2021 11:49 PM (swo8w)

426 Mentioned earlier that I watched a near perfect overhead pass of the ISS tonight. First time that I have seen it in a while.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2021 11:49 PM (vOGqy)

427 Just once, and break away clean. Leave her thinking "I just screwed the guy who capped my boyfriend."

For enhancement of the crazy.

Posted by: ZOD




Perfect scenario for a Donkey Punch and Scoot.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 20, 2021 11:49 PM (M8yB3)

428 399
Back when I was a teen, it was Bud for the budget minded nights. The big splurge was Michelob, haha, and if you really had some dough, it was Heineken, Beck's or St. Pauli Girl.

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says FU at November 20, 2021 11:36 PM (hlxe7)
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I don't really drink, maybe a six-pack in a year, so I don't know what the current budget brands are. When I was a teenager, it depended on how much money you could scrape together (including to pay off whoever was buying it for you). Old German was $6/case for 12 oz cans, $7/case for 16 oz cans. If we were living large and could get $10 or $12 together, it was Iron City (to this day, the only beer I actually like).

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 20, 2021 11:51 PM (lNHqD)

429 Just once, and break away clean. Leave her thinking "I just screwed the guy who capped my boyfriend."

For enhancement of the crazy.
Posted by: ZOD

Perfect scenario for a Donkey Punch and Scoot.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 20, 2021 11:49 PM (M8yB3)


Hell of a supervillain origin story.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2021 11:52 PM (P4LRL)

430 Yeah Donna, *the* girl with big hair.... Lemme guess, you were the only one with shoulder pads too.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 20, 2021 11:53 PM (KAi1n)

431 Back when I was a teen, it was Bud for the budget minded nights. The big splurge was Michelob, haha, and if you really had some dough, it was Heineken, Beck's or St. Pauli Girl.

Posted by: Bonnie Blue


Back in the 7th grade, I started a beer can collection. St. Pauli Girl had awesome cans.

(Slow hanging curve ball over the plate)

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2021 11:53 PM (OCTRt)

432 In the discussion of "tree equity" funding, I have never heard a word about what the Inner city thinks about the accompanying rake equity. Or the early morning gas powered leaf blower equity.

Posted by: Downcast at November 20, 2021 11:54 PM (JjMWb)

433 425 I am crossing state lines on Wednesday and then again Sunday.
Posted by: JoeXiDen - Lessko Brandon at November 20, 2021 11:49 PM (swo8w)

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Do you have papers? Because I know a guy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2021 11:54 PM (VxC1e)

434 My favorite rye is Rittenhouse. Two shots stiff and one weak.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 20, 2021 11:56 PM (KAi1n)

435 Lemme guess, you were the only one with shoulder pads too.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 20, 2021 11:53 PM (KAi1n)

You got it! Don't forget the big belt!

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 20, 2021 11:57 PM (HabA/)

436
More anti-lockdown/vax mandate protests in Europe, which the MSM here doesn't seem to notice:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/
news/article-10225803/

Apparently, two people were shot by police in Rotterdam last night.

Posted by: Quentin T. at November 20, 2021 11:57 PM (Mzdiz)

437 "Back in the 7th grade, I started a beer can collection. St. Pauli Girl had awesome cans."

I heard about those.
I hear about everything.

Posted by: Mike Lindell's Pillow at November 20, 2021 11:58 PM (Bwqq4)

438 Good time for a Chivas tonight, just a shame I have no fireplace to sip it in front of.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 20, 2021 11:59 PM (KATBx)

439 Back in the 7th grade, I started a beer can collection. St. Pauli Girl had awesome cans.

(Slow hanging curve ball over the plate)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2021 11:53 PM


Better than Olde Frothingslosh

Posted by: Chuck C at November 20, 2021 11:59 PM (EughT)

440 Back in the day here in the Baltimore area, we drank Natty Boh (National Bohemian). Usually was 4.99 for a "suitcase" box of 24. Alternative was The Beast (Milwaukee's Best). Similarly priced.

Posted by: Doof at November 20, 2021 11:59 PM (mZUr4)

441 Good time for a Chivas tonight, just a shame I have no fireplace to sip it in front of.
Posted by: irongrampa at November 20, 2021 11:59 PM (KATBx)

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Can you set a hobo on fire?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2021 11:59 PM (VxC1e)

442 A pedo, an armed felon and a skateboarder all walk into a bar.

Kyle says, "Hey, shots are on me."

Posted by: Meremortal at November 21, 2021 12:01 AM (Bwqq4)

443 My favorite rye is Rittenhouse. Two shots stiff and one weak.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 20, 2021 11:56 PM (KAI1N

I bought a bottle yesterday because Kyle's acquittal was a good enough reason. Had a healthy pour last night. I'm a fan. It's a good old rye -- something our fathers and grandfathers probably enjoyed.

Posted by: Doof at November 21, 2021 12:02 AM (mZUr4)

444 Ok. Nite all. Morning is coming quick.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2021 12:03 AM (OCTRt)

445 When we river rafted growing up we would buy the cheapest beer we could find because more often than not you would end up with half beer and half river water in the can after every set up rapids.The selection was usually Schmidt Animal beer or Buckhorn and sometimes Olympia.

Posted by: Beartooth at November 21, 2021 12:03 AM (KTaZ8)

446 Apparently, two people were shot by police in Rotterdam last night.
Posted by: Quentin T. at November 20, 2021 11:57 PM (Mzdiz)
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Answer to the question whether it would be Austria, Germany, or the Netherlands.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 21, 2021 12:05 AM (ET3Lq)

447 Years ago we stayed at some hotel on a mini vacation in rural Minnesota or someplace like that. They had a "Hay Ride" as I recall. Basically a wagon or trailer pulled by some horses. The sign said "Free Beer" too, so my brother and I (both underage) inquired as to this amenity before departure.

Apparently nobody previously had ever asked about this. After some delay, a very dusty warm case of Grain Belt was produced for our drinking pleasure. We drank one or two, thinking how we got one over on our parents

Posted by: Common Tater at November 21, 2021 12:12 AM (1Zi6N)

448 Budweiser is for girly men with tiny penises.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 21, 2021 12:12 AM (BPuaD)

449 @ 441

Hobos don't come around anymore. May have been the claymores or bouncing bettys, I dunno.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 21, 2021 12:13 AM (KATBx)

450 37 I see here in WI that Spotted Cow is #1. I know it's popular but, folks, it's not that good. And I'm talking to you FIBs out there that are enamored with the stuff. There's a whole lot better brew than the New Glarus stuff ( which is owned by hard core lefty's, btw). Hell, I'd rather see Pabst as our favorite brew.

Was born and raised in Wisconsin ot those many years ago on Pabst...and Schlitz and Blatz and Miller's and Leinies's and Old Style and...

Posted by: Giles Overreach at November 21, 2021 12:16 AM (czlzu)

451 Mentioned earlier that I watched a near perfect overhead pass of the ISS tonight. First time that I have seen it in a while.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2021 11:49

Very cool. I need to find a site where it tracks these, do you know one?
Hope the old doggeh is doing OK. We have an 11 yo lab that is going to have a tough time getting thru this winter.

Posted by: Farmer at November 21, 2021 12:19 AM (55Qr6)

452 Ah geez, my mom.

She wanted to watch the Ellen show that she taped yesterday. It was pre-empted by live coverage of a post-carjacking car chase, which interestingly was concluding right in my hometown.

So what happens? We're watching the footage and my mom wants to know why Channel 4 is running the footage *now.*

I had to explain to her at least three times, it's on now because *she's playing it on the DVR.*

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2021 12:23 AM (L2ZTs)

453 Mentioned earlier that I watched a near perfect overhead pass of the ISS tonight. First time that I have seen it in a while.

Last time I saw an ISS flare was when the space shuttle was undocking, so looking overhead I could see two objects separating.

There were other people out at that twilight time walking dogs and no one but me knew the spectacle was going on.

Posted by: Reuben Hick (Bannon Didn't Kill Himself) at November 21, 2021 12:24 AM (+LCoQ)

454 ZOD, that line is straight from a Ray Parker Jr song. "Hit it once, then break away clean."

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2021 12:24 AM (L2ZTs)

455 Budweiser is for girly men with tiny penises.

Then what is White Claw's male demographic?

Posted by: Reuben Hick (Bannon Didn't Kill Himself) at November 21, 2021 12:25 AM (+LCoQ)

456 Reuben: girly men with no penises.
Also Brian Stelter.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2021 12:26 AM (L2ZTs)

457 >>>Then what is White Claw's male demographic?

>White Claw is beer? I thought it was a sody pop, - an energy drink for Millennial chicks.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 21, 2021 12:29 AM (BPuaD)

458
Worst beer I ever tasted, and this has been a long time ago, was Pabst Blue Ribbon. Stuff tasted like piss to me, indeed.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 21, 2021 12:30 AM (Mzdiz)

459 Think the Brickskeller is (was?) in the basement of an apartment building on P Street, near 20th, almost across from the Cosmo Club. Pretty sure. Had an enormous imported beer list.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2021 12:30 AM (OTzUX)

460 I had a good shot of seeing the ISS but it clouded over in afternoon so didn't go look.

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2021 12:32 AM (2JoB8)

461 White Claw is not beer. It's an alcoholic seltzer. Like Truly. Those seltzers are all the rage now. My high school aged son tells me that's what a lot of the yutes drink.

My slightly older son says they taste like flavored TV static

Posted by: Doof at November 21, 2021 12:33 AM (mZUr4)

462 White Claw is essentially Zima.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 21, 2021 12:33 AM (7F9te)

463 In the discussion of "tree equity" funding, I have never heard a word about what the Inner city thinks about the accompanying rake equity. Or the early morning gas powered leaf blower equity.

Portland has a Leaf Tax, but only in those neighborhoods with a lot of trees. (This is allegedly to cover the cost of removing leaves from the streets.)

The city will be happy to extend the Leaf Tax to poor neighborhoods as well, to help with Leaf Equity.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 21, 2021 12:34 AM (I2/tG)

464 458
Worst beer I ever tasted, and this has been a long time ago, was Pabst Blue Ribbon. Stuff tasted like piss to me, indeed.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 21, 2021 12:30 AM (Mzdiz)

Have you ever had Hamms?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 21, 2021 12:34 AM (HabA/)

465 Worst beer I ever tasted, and this has been a long time ago, was Pabst Blue Ribbon. Stuff tasted like piss to me, indeed.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 21, 2021 12:30 AM (Mzdiz)


First beer I ever tasted. Late 70s. I was 6 or 7. My dad used to keep beer in a fridge in the basement. He liked PBR and Natty Boh - in the grenade shaped bottles. One day I asked to try one. He let me. Hilarity ensued

Posted by: Doof at November 21, 2021 12:36 AM (mZUr4)

466 You have to wonder why Milwaukee and St. Louis, two cities who attracted many Germans, ended up producing Miller, Pabst and Bud - really shitty beers.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 21, 2021 12:36 AM (HabA/)

467 I like Miller Lite.

Put a 12 pack on ice and drink the day away by the pool.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 21, 2021 12:38 AM (7F9te)

468 In a pinch I'll drink a Bud Light (it's kind of the official beer of the survey department). But Coors light is shite on a much higher order. they fooking use corn syrup as an actual ingredient. I refuse to drink Coors light. At least Bud Light has normal ingredients, even though one of them is rice. But at least rice is a real thing.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 21, 2021 12:38 AM (x8Wzq)

469 466 You have to wonder why Milwaukee and St. Louis, two cities who attracted many Germans, ended up producing Miller, Pabst and Bud - really shitty beers.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 21, 2021 12:36 AM (HabA/)

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I blame LaVerne DeFazio and Shirley Feeney

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 21, 2021 12:39 AM (VxC1e)

470 In my nape of the woods, it's either New Belgium or O'Dells. But we've got an embarrassment of breweries and distilleries. Gotten kind of ridiculous, actually.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 21, 2021 12:41 AM (x8Wzq)

471 You have to wonder why Milwaukee and St. Louis, two cities who attracted many Germans, ended up producing Miller, Pabst and Bud - really shitty beers.

They all came from Mannheim and had worked at the Eichbaum brewery? If you've ever had Eichbaum pilsner, you'll understand.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 21, 2021 12:41 AM (SchxB)

472 When you find yourself in a seedy establishment because you're bar hopping with an "acquaintance," it's comforting to be able to order an unopened cheap beer
knowing you're not about to be roofied and jacked out of an internal organ.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 21, 2021 12:45 AM (BPuaD)

473 Modelo makes a decent chelada.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 21, 2021 12:46 AM (vuisn)

474 The mayor of Rotterdam is named Ahmed. The Netherlands are gone.

Posted by: JoeXiDen - Lessko Brandon at November 21, 2021 12:49 AM (swo8w)

475 I played a dive bar in Vicksburg once where they gave the band free Bud Light.
It was so bad I was willing to pay for a Bud over a free Bud Light -- but they said NO.
I HAD to drink the Bud Light, guys, they made me.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 21, 2021 12:50 AM (vuisn)

476 knowing you're not about to be roofied and jacked out of an internal organ.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 21, 2021 12:45 AM (BPuaD)

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Having two kidneys is overrated.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 21, 2021 12:50 AM (VxC1e)

477 White Claw is essentially Zima.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 21, 2021 12:33 AM


Zima tasted better

Posted by: Chuck C at November 21, 2021 12:50 AM (EughT)

478 Stroh's def Great Lakes area. Anyone recall Schaefer's or Shafer's? NE Ohio. Jingle was "Shafer's is the. One beer to have. When you're having more than one."

Posted by: Nightingale at November 21, 2021 12:51 AM (sxgSd)

479 297 Georgia, Alabama, Ohio State, Notre Dame. Selection Committee will screw over Cincy and have Notre Dame leap frog them.
Posted by: buzzion at November 20, 2021 10:56 PM (vMCab)

Word.

Posted by: Giles Overreach at November 21, 2021 12:53 AM (czlzu)

480 Back in the 7th grade, I started a beer can collection. St. Pauli Girl had awesome cans.

(Slow hanging curve ball over the plate)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2021 11:53 PM (OCTRt)

I liked the labels on the bottles. LOL

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says FU at November 21, 2021 12:54 AM (hlxe7)

481 Evening, MisHum, and ONT'ers.

The Lark is back among the living; put 20 miles on it this evening. The oil smoke is much less than before, and it seems to be diminishing. Looks like this ring job is going to be success. Car runs smooth, no lope at idle, and has a little more zip off the line. Of course, I am driving it gently until I am sure the rings have seated themsleves. Cruising down the boulevard at 40 mph in third gear, no visible smoke at all.

But it does sound like the water pump is going bad. That is no big deal.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2021 12:59 AM (P3gRi)

482 Stroh's def Great Lakes area. Anyone recall Schaefer's or Shafer's? NE Ohio. Jingle was "Shafer's is the. One beer to have. When you're having more than one."
Posted by: Nightingale at November 21, 2021 12:51 AM (sxgSd)


Schaefer had a brewery in east Baltimore. We used to snarkingky call it "French beer" -- pronounced SHAY-fee-air

Posted by: Doof at November 21, 2021 12:59 AM (mZUr4)

483 I'm surprised Bud is so popular everywhere.

I don't even like beer and know it's not that great.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2021 09:53 PM (L2ZTs)

Well, it's consistent. A Bud is a Bud is a Bud. And Bud gives me heartburn. Even the Bud Lite Cheladas, which I admit to liking, give me heartburn. I think it's because they use rice in their mash.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2021 01:01 AM (P3gRi)

484 I spent many, many nights at the Brickskeller. They had a tremendous selection of imported and domestic beer. I made it a project to try every beer from Wisconsin, and it took me a year. I still would love to have a Wisconsin Club.

Thanks for bringing it up, quite the fond memory.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 21, 2021 01:02 AM (yPDRi)

485 I'm sorry. I've lived in Texas 42 years. I don't know anyone who has drank a lone star beer since the mid '80's. It's Shiner Bock.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2021 09:56 PM (OCTRt)

True, dat. Had a Shiner tonight, here in AZ.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2021 01:02 AM (P3gRi)

486 Have you ever had Hamms?
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 21, 2021 12:34 AM (HabA/)

https://youtu.be/ZMuiKzBdnMQ

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 21, 2021 01:04 AM (ufFY8)

487 And another one:

https://youtu.be/ElBJhsqyxFk

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 21, 2021 01:05 AM (ufFY8)

488 My Dad drank Stroh's, and Pabst Blue Ribbon.
And Shlitz.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 21, 2021 01:07 AM (ufFY8)

489 So what do we drink in Alaska? Not Bud or anything "lite". Alaska White? Alaska Amber? Matanuska Sun? We make our own.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 21, 2021 01:09 AM (r9FP4)

490 I could certainly go for a New Glarus Spotted Cow. But can only get that in WI.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 21, 2021 01:10 AM (r9FP4)

491 Best description I ever heard about the original Layla with Eric Clapton and Duane Allman:

"Guitar sex."

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at November 21, 2021 01:11 AM (H5elZ)

492 But it does sound like the water pump is going bad. That is no big deal.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2021 12:59 AM (P3gRi)

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Sir, I stand in awe of your mechanical skills. May the Lark serve you well for the next 150,000 miles.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 21, 2021 01:13 AM (VxC1e)

493 The Lark is back among the living; put 20 miles on it this evening. The oil smoke is much less than before, and it seems to be diminishing. Looks like this ring job is going to be success. Car runs smooth, no lope at idle, and has a little more zip off the line. Of course, I am driving it gently until I am sure the rings have seated themsleves. Cruising down the boulevard at 40 mph in third gear, no visible smoke at all.

But it does sound like the water pump is going bad. That is no big deal.


Been waiting to find out how that was going. Congrats on a job well done, sir!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 21, 2021 01:14 AM (SchxB)

494 I'm in Oregon and my favorite beer is Oakshire Espresso Stout.

Posted by: MammaB at November 21, 2021 01:16 AM (HkGDB)

495 490 I could certainly go for a New Glarus Spotted Cow. But can only get that in WI.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 21, 2021 01:10 AM (r9FP4)
---------

In AK you may have to settle for some Inuit Pale Ale.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 21, 2021 01:17 AM (VxC1e)

496 I'm fond of Leinie's too. But I can get that up here.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 21, 2021 01:17 AM (r9FP4)

497 >> Have you ever had Hamms?

No, I haven't. Never even heard of it, I don't think.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 21, 2021 01:18 AM (Mzdiz)

498 Follow-up to Clapton and Layla:

In 1992, I hear the MTV "Unplugged" version of Layla on the radio. The Disk Jockey says: "Only Clapton could create a new classic out of an old classic."

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at November 21, 2021 01:20 AM (H5elZ)

499 https://alaskanbeer.com/

https://midnightsunbrewing.com/

https://matanuskabrewingcompany.com/

http://kingstreetbrewing.com/

https://www.glacierbrewhouse.com/

That's what we drink in Alaska. You can keep your fart-inducing Blatz and Bud and Coors and Hamms.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 21, 2021 01:20 AM (r9FP4)

500 The "Gittenhouse" link in the sidebar has a picture of her. She's not unattractive, if you ignore the nose ring.
Posted by: buzzion at November 20, 2021 10:44 PM (vMCab)

A pair of side cutters will fix that, you betcha.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2021 01:21 AM (P3gRi)

501 Was born and raised in Wisconsin ot those many years ago on Pabst...and Schlitz and Blatz and Miller's and Leinies's and Old Style and...
Posted by: Giles Overreach at November 21, 2021 12:16

Yep, I'm from Rockford so always enjoyed WI beers. Esp when I got off the night job during college. Bars in IL closed an hour earlier so we raced up to WI for a few.

Posted by: Farmer at November 21, 2021 01:21 AM (55Qr6)

502 The Sky is a Neighborhood

https://youtu.be/TRqiFPpw2fY

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 21, 2021 01:21 AM (ybIRR)

503 Gandhi drank his own urine for decades & claimed there were substantial health benefits, so who knows? He was going VERY strong at 78 when he was assassinated.
Posted by: mnw at November 20, 2021 10:44 PM (Cssks)

Meh. If you body works hard to get rid of it, that effort should be respected. Gandhi was a fraud, and a POS.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2021 01:23 AM (P3gRi)

504 Good Night, Horde!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 21, 2021 01:27 AM (SchxB)

505 "Fart inducing"?

GFY

Posted by: Miller High Life TheChampagne of Bottled Beers at November 21, 2021 01:28 AM (VxC1e)

506
I see Hamm's is defunct now, although the brand name is still used by the BeerBorg conglomerate in some markets.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 21, 2021 01:31 AM (Mzdiz)

507
Very cool. I need to find a site where it tracks these, do you know one?
Hope the old doggeh is doing OK. We have an 11 yo lab that is going to have a tough time getting thru this winter.
Posted by: Farmer
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Been napping, sorry to be a slow reply. There are a number of useful sites, just search 'ISS Tracking', and look through them. Doggy is sustaining.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2021 01:31 AM (AytXr)

508 You know who was German and had a vicious problem with flatulence?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 21, 2021 01:32 AM (VxC1e)

509
Oh Lord, just saw an ad running pushing jabs for kids. It was some ".gov" ad, but used footage from that Pfizer kids "superheroes" add.

Jab them, because "KIds are irreplaceable" they said.

Ghouls, all of them.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 21, 2021 01:33 AM (Mzdiz)

510 You know who was German and had a vicious problem with flatulence?
Posted by: Cicero
-----

Well, vegetarian, so that would follow.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2021 01:35 AM (AytXr)

511 KIds are irreplaceable.

Say the people who view abortion as a sacrament and are weirdly unconcerned by kiddie-diddling.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 21, 2021 01:37 AM (QU5/8)

512 Don't get me started on these ads pushing the jab for kids.
Saw one where a kid says, "I WANT to be vaccinated!"

Made me puke.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 21, 2021 01:38 AM (ufFY8)

513 Remember this lawn mower guy:

https://bit.ly/3nz6w2S


"I'm keeping an eye on it" ...
Posted by: banana Dream at November 20, 2021 11:26 PM (a1pQd)

That is up there in Peon Country. That tornado passed about 6 miles south of my home. Buddu who owns a truck shop in Three Hills has a great pic of that tornado on his wall. Telephotos lenses work miracles. Fact is, that tornado did very little damage; some barns and grain bins. No loss of life.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2021 01:38 AM (P3gRi)

514 Good night Horde, I'm to tired to post anything else.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 21, 2021 01:38 AM (a4EWo)

515
I remember a very cool shot of the ISS silhouette transiting the Sun, as well as the Moon.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 21, 2021 01:38 AM (Mzdiz)

516

Jabbing children is no difference from forcing them to play Russian roulette. It confers no benefit to them at all, only giving a chance they will blow their brains out.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 21, 2021 01:41 AM (Mzdiz)

517 It's in a government warehouse somewhere.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2021 11:46 PM (OCTRt)

That's a better erasure than a sandstorm that lasted for a year. The wrath of God isn't more powerful than the indifference of Man.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 21, 2021 01:47 AM (ybIRR)

518 Shirley Feeney is still alive.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 21, 2021 01:48 AM (KAi1n)

519 Been waiting to find out how that was going. Congrats on a job well done, sir!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 21, 2021 01:14 AM (SchxB)

Thanks! If you come into the Valley next wekk, we can go for a spin.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2021 01:48 AM (P3gRi)

520 The mayor of Rotterdam is named Ahmed. The Netherlands are gone.
Posted by: JoeXiDen - Lessko Brandon at November 21, 2021 12:49

Indeed. I read something to Jules a decade ago or so, the majority of the Brussells city council was Muslim. The city where the EU is HQed. Europe is really F@#$%d.

Posted by: Farmer at November 21, 2021 01:48 AM (55Qr6)

521
hey,
AOC has a sex tape out there
serious, just heard about it

should I save it until daywalkers or post it now?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at November 21, 2021 01:51 AM (bTQ72)

522 Well, time for me to hit the sack. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2021 01:51 AM (P3gRi)

523
And here's a "good" one. This was just published in the AHA Circulation Journal. That's one of the journals of the American Heart Association.

https://tinyurl.com/ypfwjhw6

The title: "Mrna COVID Vaccines Dramatically Increase Endothelial Inflammatory Markers and ACS Risk as Measured by the PULS Cardiac Test: A Warning".

"We conclude that the mRNA vacs dramatically increase inflammation on the endothelium and T cell infiltration of cardiac muscle and may account for the observations of increased thrombosis, cardiomyopathy, and other vascular events following vaccination."

Confirmation of everything.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 21, 2021 01:52 AM (Mzdiz)

524 hey,
AOC has a sex tape out there
serious, just heard about it

should I save it until daywalkers or post it now?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at November 21, 2021 01:51 AM (bTQ72)


Is there harm in doing both??

Posted by: Doof at November 21, 2021 01:55 AM (mZUr4)

525 Is there harm in doing both??
Posted by: Doof at November 21, 2021 01:55

not sure, what if it gets took down?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at November 21, 2021 01:57 AM (bTQ72)

526 Bars in IL closed an hour earlier so we raced up to WI for a few.
Posted by: Farmer

Aha! You crossed state lines!

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 21, 2021 01:59 AM (yPDRi)

527 508 You know who was German and had a vicious problem with flatulence?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 21, 2021 01:32 AM (VxC1e)

Wasn't he properly Austrian?

Posted by: Fox2! at November 21, 2021 02:01 AM (qyH+l)

528
There's a shit-ton of fake AOC "sex tape" out there. Photoshops on porn shots, and even some fake videos with AOC look-alikes.

There may be a real one out there, but there's a lot of fakes.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 21, 2021 02:02 AM (Mzdiz)

529 Those big ol socialist tiddies are there to hypnotize, then enslave yo ass.

~things Thomas Sowell totally said

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 21, 2021 02:10 AM (ybIRR)

530 Bars in IL closed an hour earlier so we raced up to WI for a few.
Posted by: Farmer

Aha! You crossed state lines!
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 21, 2021 01:59

Yes indeed. Funny how the media failed to mention Kyle's gun was in WI, he had lived in WI, his had lived there, he worked there...

The Media Behometh is just a disgusting Pile OS.

Posted by: Farmer at November 21, 2021 02:14 AM (55Qr6)

531
Incidentally, there are no deep fakes of "Nancy Pelosi sex tape".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 21, 2021 02:24 AM (Mzdiz)

532 Farmer, when I was a youngin' we went to DC or West Virginia for our beer. 18 was the age there. Virginia was 21.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 21, 2021 02:26 AM (yPDRi)

533 531
Incidentally, there are no deep fakes of "Nancy Pelosi sex tape".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 21, 2021 02:24 AM (Mzdiz)

There were supposedly Hillary fans who thought she was sexy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2021 02:31 AM (csEWM)

534 Nood, guys. For about five minutes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2021 02:32 AM (csEWM)

535 Farmer,

Here's the NASA site to track the ISS. It's called Spot The Station. Here's url: https://tinyurl.com/4359uph8

Sign up for the Heads Up Alerts, and they'll send you an email when you have a potential viewing.

Typical government though. They find a number of citizens who give a damn a out what they're doing, and they throw away your account after a year. Who does that?

Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at November 21, 2021 02:38 AM (bFRbR)

536 Make that almost forty mins ago by the blog clock time stamp.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2021 02:38 AM (csEWM)

537 Pennsylvania was the home of Yeungling, Iron City and Rolling Rock. No way is Bud lite the favorite.
Posted by: Cosda at November 20, 2021 10:19 PM (1GCeT)


Iron City Beer is some real watered-down moose piss. But I have some happy memories sucking down a couple of cans of those suds with my grandfather back when he was alive. He lived fairly close to Pittsburgh and loved his Iron City, Pirates and Steelers.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at November 21, 2021 06:40 AM (pJWtt)

538 "we used to think Fosters was super exotic

instead of piss

which is what it actually is"

Aussie Frosties are OK. US "Fosters" is junk.
Kiwi Leopard Lager if you want Deep South.

Posted by: BYZANTINE gENERAL at November 21, 2021 07:29 AM (Fbx+b)

539 I can tell Louisiana drinks something unique but I can't read what it is.

Funny that Colorado doesn't pick Coors, and Wisconsin doesn't pick Bud.

Posted by: jdgalt1 at November 21, 2021 12:21 PM (3SFo/)

540 For number 6 I got "boots". I'm still a pervert, just a different kind.

Posted by: Jones at November 21, 2021 10:23 PM (VV3Ya)

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