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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (11/9/21)
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Quote I “In my view, it is probably unwise energy policy, and it is absolutely crazy political policy,”Brit Hume
Quote II “He’s not vaccine-hesitant because he’s like a conspiracy theorist. He’s literally following the [Centers for Disease Control and Prevention’s] recommendations on their website. He’s not a dummy. He’s a fucking smart dude.”Joe Rogan
Quote III "If going out in animal print means that I get denied because it’s too much, then I will just go to a more queer-friendly space without the added toxic masculinity," Brandon Rogers
Many children in the US appear to be extremely hazy on the details about where the food they eat on a daily basis actually comes from, especially when it comes to meat. In shocking new research spotted by Sapien Journal, scientists found that children are surprisingly terrible at identifying where certain kinds of meat come from. Alarmingly, nearly 40 percent of children interviewed for the research believed that hot dogs come from plants — and more than 46 percent thought french fries were a type of animal. A shocking 41 percent were unable to correctly pinpoint that bacon comes from an animal. The root of the issue may be what is often referred to as the “meat paradox:” the fact that children are aware producing meat products entails animal suffering, while still endorsing the empathetic treatment of animals.
We have polluted our classrooms with this shit.
There hasn't been much talk about a fourth stimulus check, and while the chances of a wide-spread direct payment from the government coming this year are slim, there is another check going out to millions of Americans in less than a week. On Monday, the latest monthly advance payment of the Federal Child Tax Credit will hit the bank accounts of eligible families, giving them up to $300 for every child under the age of six, and up to $250 for each kid ages six to 17. It is the fifth such check, with recipients having gotten the same amounts in July, August, September and October. They'll receive one more this year, in December, and then there could be many more to come after that if the White House gets their way - they recently stated how they want the benefit around for "years and years to come.
Colorado Bear Busts In And Finally Sort Of Busts Out Of A Car, Providing Bearish Lessons For AI Self-Driving Cars
Get ready for a bit of a surprise. Imagine that you’ve driven up to the mountains to enjoy some fresh air and are relishing the chance of getting back to nature. You proceed to carefully park your vehicle in a handy and seemingly safe parking lot adjacent to a wooded area. Grabbing up your gear, you start your blissful hike into the forest. Others have forewarned you that bears have been spotted in this region. So noted. Throughout your trek, you keep your eyes open and your ears wide to try and detect any indications that bears are nearby. In addition, you are carrying a can of bear spray that you hope you’ll never need to use. All in all, though you realize there is a semblance of danger undertaking a hike in this area, you feel like you’ve done your homework in preparing for any potential encounter with a grizzly bear.
South Africa has its problems. But it appears one of those problems won't be the lack of coal.
South Africa on Monday declined to sign a commitment to end financing for coal production within 30 years, joining a growing list of countries that are refusing some of the United Nations’ most burdensome climate change demands – a list headed by the world’s worst polluter and largest burner of coal, China. The pledge advanced at the COP26 climate summit in Glasgow, Scotland, proposed an end to financing for coal by the 2030s for major economies and 2040s for developing nations. 40 national governments and institutions signed the pledge, but South Africa was not among them.
Truth can be stranger fiction.
A favorite pastime of Russians who anger the wrong people is ‘accidentally falling from windows’. It seems this happened recently to a Russian diplomat in Berlin who fell from the upper floors of the Russian embassy in the German city. An unexplained death occurred at the Russian embassy in Berlin. According to information from SPIEGEL, property protectors of the Berlin police discovered a lifeless body on the sidewalk in front of an embassy building in Berlin on October 19 at around 7:20 a.m. Resuscitation attempts by rescue workers who were called were unsuccessful, reported Der Spiegel.
I don't think Charlie is an ice fisherman. Not only don't you wear your seatbelts while driving on the ice.........You leave your damn windows open as well.
The next family get together should be nothing but peace, love and understanding. Disagreement over chicken wings lead to felony charges.
A man allegedly was so angry that his father came home with the wrong order of chicken wings that he shot at him. Alika Unaga Suliafu, 31, got into an argument with his father when he arrived at their apartment with wings that were not to his liking on October 21, an arresting police officer testified, according to court documents obtained by Fox 13. The fight in Bountiful, Davis County, Utah, last month got heated and Suliafu reportedly grabbed a gun and pointed it at his dad, who begged him not to pull the trigger.
Georgia judge gets into Christmas "comedy". I guess what he does in his free time on social media is up to him.
Elf on the Shelf jokingly banned by Georgia judge
Leonard cited elven 'tyranny' and a 'horrific incident' involving an Elf in his own home
On this day: 9 Nov 1966
John Lennon met Yoko Ono for the first time when he visited her art exhibition 'Unfinished Paintings and Objects' at the Indica Gallery in London. via thisdayinmusic.com
Born on this day: 9 Nov 1944
Phil May, singer with the Pretty Things. He played on all of their charting singles, which included 'Rosalyn', (covered by David Bowie on his Pinups album) 'Don't Bring Me Down', 'Road Runner', and 'Cry to Me'. They took their name from Willie Dixon's 1955 song 'Pretty Thing'. He died on 15 May 2020 age 75 after suffering complications from emergency hip surgery. via thisdayinmusic.com
According to Syracuse Fire Deputy Chief John Kane, the man hid in a crawl space for two days, but then fell into the dead space in the men’s bathroom wall and got hopelessly stuck. While the man had no visible injuries at the time of his rescue, he was likely dehydrated after hiding out and then getting trapped for a total of three days. It’s unclear at what point he lost his clothes or why, but Syracuse.com reported that by the time of his rescue, he was naked.
The State of New York has one less business to kick around and fiscally abuse. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
Remington Arms, America’s oldest gun manufacturer, announced Monday that it is moving its headquarters from New York to Georgia. “We are very excited to come to Georgia, a state that not only welcomes business but enthusiastically supports and welcomes companies in the firearms industry,” Remington CEO Ken D’Arcy said in a statement, according to ABC News. “Everyone involved in this process has shown how important business is to the state and how welcoming they are to all business, including the firearms industry,” D’Arcy added, according to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.After what happened in the 2020 Georgia elections I'm not sure this is the wisest move. A red state of Oklahoma would have been on my list of pluses and negatives.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, looking for pluersy root at November 09, 2021 09:57 PM (TRGyz)
Posted by: Zettai at November 09, 2021 09:58 PM (1c5s7)
Posted by: Zettai at November 09, 2021 09:58 PM (1c5s7)
Posted by: From That Time at November 09, 2021 09:58 PM (4780s)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2021 09:58 PM (P9T5R)
Posted by: wing at November 09, 2021 09:59 PM (PlW9M)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 09, 2021 09:59 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 09, 2021 09:59 PM (msXpL)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 09, 2021 09:59 PM (hOUT3)
Alika Unaga doesn't sound like a Mormon name to me.
I could be wrong, however.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 09, 2021 10:01 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 09, 2021 10:02 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at November 09, 2021 10:02 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: JT at November 09, 2021 10:03 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 09, 2021 10:04 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 09, 2021 10:02 PM (nxdel)
That's ok Jewells I've heard, "I didn't say it was your fault, I said I'm going to blame you." before
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2021 10:04 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2021 10:05 PM (mbFEM)
Posted by: Doof at November 09, 2021 10:05 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Azjaeger at November 09, 2021 10:05 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2021 10:06 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 09, 2021 10:06 PM (/U27+)
I started to ask him if had further insights, increased cases of myocardiopathy, etc. but the convo had already moved on. I know he's not a fan of the vaccine mandate for sure.
Evening, y'all.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 09, 2021 10:06 PM (F0YaR)
Hi love! I've worn my new bracelet almost every day since I got it and think of my boy AND you.
Thank you.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2021 10:06 PM (U2p+3)
Alika Unaga doesn't sound like a Mormon name to me.
I could be wrong, however.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 09, 2021 10:01 PM (mD/uy)
Amish. Probably.
Maybe.
Posted by: a.moron at November 09, 2021 10:07 PM (F6Xpw)
Posted by: Biden's Dog at November 09, 2021 10:07 PM (w2C3p)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 09, 2021 10:07 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Zettai at November 09, 2021 10:07 PM (1c5s7)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 09, 2021 10:07 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Azjaeger at November 09, 2021 10:07 PM (3/XaG)
It'd also video your "events" and upload it to something owned by Gates (of hell) or Fuckfaceberg.
"Smart Roller" would be the brand name, but "Fart Scroller" would be the function. And they'd sell the shit out them.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 09, 2021 10:08 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, looking for pluersy root at November 09, 2021 10:08 PM (TRGyz)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 09, 2021 10:08 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 09, 2021 10:08 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Doof at November 09, 2021 10:08 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2021 10:08 PM (U2p+3)
I have a Weber Genesis II 435. Can I remove the fixed wheels on the cart and replace them with the same caster wheels and inserts as on the cart's other side?
Posted by: Biden's Dog at November 09, 2021 10:09 PM (w2C3p)
Posted by: Ladyl
Oh - forgot to mention - Meijer had frozen turkeys on sale @ $.33 a pound today.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 09, 2021 10:09 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 09, 2021 10:07 PM (nxdel)
He probably figured you were not dropping pumpkins.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2021 10:09 PM (kBuGL)
That Midwest Survival Guide looks quite interesting. Especially the "swear" words!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at November 09, 2021 10:09 PM (rwusL)
Got Her Majesty and Delilah off for a three-week swing: Huntsville, Columbus, OH and Montgomery, AL.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 09, 2021 10:09 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2021 10:10 PM (P3gRi)
lol.. you are such a dear.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 09, 2021 10:10 PM (nxdel)
Ugh... Yoko...
I feel so cheap and dirty right now...
Posted by: Zettai at November 09, 2021 10:07 PM (1c5s7)
I would prefer some Bowie, but then again, I can find it on my own.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2021 10:10 PM (P9T5R)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2021 10:10 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 09, 2021 10:10 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at November 09, 2021 10:09 PM (rwusL)
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I noticed he didn't specify if you are allowed to put maple syrup on fish fry French toast. Maybe I have to buy the book to find out...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 09, 2021 10:10 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2021 10:10 PM (P3gRi)
WJMS out of Ironwood MI 590 on your Radidio dial
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2021 10:10 PM (aA3+G)
Ugh... Yoko...
I feel so cheap and dirty right now...
Posted by: Zettai at November 09, 2021 10:07 PM (1c5s7)
I would prefer some Bowie, but then again, I can find it on my own.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2021 10:10 PM (P9T5R)
Bowie didn't meet his wife to be on this day...........
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2021 10:11 PM (aA3+G)
Nurse, last thread you responded to a sock of mine - Dr. Nick Rivera - inviting him out to next year's PNWMOME. Not sure if you knew it was me or not. Anyway, thanks!
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at November 09, 2021 10:12 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Azjaeger at November 09, 2021 10:07 PM (3/XaG)
Unless their hand is forced, they will wait until Thursday.
I bet five pushups
Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2021 10:12 PM (P9T5R)
However, Mr. Humanitarian has not featured any, much less a particular one, of Lucien Freud's paintings on the ONT.
#StayStrongMisHum
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 09, 2021 10:12 PM (a3Q+t)
It was a warning shot.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 09, 2021 10:12 PM (hVqGz)
I could be wrong, however.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 09, 2021 10:01 PM (mD/uy)
I looked for a mugshot, but none to be found. Curious, it is.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2021 10:12 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Bob from the NSA at November 09, 2021 10:13 PM (FkR2T)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 09, 2021 10:13 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: JT at November 09, 2021 10:13 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2021 10:10 PM (P3gRi)
you can always find music on AM, but you gotta like Norteno and Mariachi
Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2021 10:13 PM (P9T5R)
Another Fed reserve chairman is stepping down
Brian Williams is stepping down.
Wonder if any connection to Durham indictment?
Posted by: artemis at November 09, 2021 10:13 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 09, 2021 10:09 PM (/U27+)
* * * *
Prayers up for a safe trip and many wins!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at November 09, 2021 10:14 PM (rwusL)
Evening, y'all.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 09, 2021 10:06 PM (F0YaR)
A friend just got the rona and went to the hospital to get monoclonal antibodies. They told her they treat the vaxxed and unvaxxed the same because the symptoms are the same.
So what's the point of endless shots?
Posted by: LASue at November 09, 2021 10:14 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2021 10:10 PM (aA3+G)
Oh, there are a few holdouts. Mostly not the sort of music I want to hear, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2021 10:14 PM (P3gRi)
Along with AM general type stations and the type of pop music that used to be played on them. Usually John Denver, Captain and Tenilile type stuff that most younger and older people could handle at the tims. These stations were usually the biggest in the area and had some talk, some news, some music, usually the local team play by play, and were where you went in weather or news emergencies. Most changed format to some niche or another in the late 70s or early 80s.
Posted by: Azjaeger at November 09, 2021 10:15 PM (3/XaG)
Ooops! My bad. We did have a Dr Nick who is an ER physician join us last year. I thought you were him.
But you are welcome as well! Sometime in late June. Come on over!
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2021 10:15 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Kindltot
My best buddy in HS had an 8-track player in his VW bug. Between us, we only had three tapes; Deep Purple, Machine Head, Bowie, Ziggy Stardust and Spiders from Mars, and Lou Reed, Transformer.
We played the hell out of those tapes. Good times. Good times.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 09, 2021 10:15 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 09, 2021 10:15 PM (r9FP4)
Posted by: dartist at November 09, 2021 10:15 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2021 10:11 PM (aA3+G)
TBH, that pretty nice pic of Yoko made me think about Bowie, and I am listening to his music right now, so I thank you for that.
Bowie is what I listened to driving to work when I worked nights in the Summers
Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2021 10:16 PM (P9T5R)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2021 10:13 PM (P9T5R)
True dat, around here for sure.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2021 10:16 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2021 10:16 PM (aA3+G)
Still enjoying Lulu's morning joy.
Hope you are well.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2021 10:10 PM (U2p+3)
Howdy Nurse! All good here. Just got a pound of Lulu's last week. Also some Ethiopian Guji. Bud did a custom roast for me. Then I was lucky enough to have his wife surprise me and diver both to me because she was out running errands. It's nice to be 15 mins away from them. My fresh coffee is REALLY fresh!!
Did you get any further on Deadwood?? It's been a while since I asked
Posted by: Doof at November 09, 2021 10:16 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 09, 2021 10:16 PM (YZG/i)
Coulda be worse. Much worse. Good thing it wasn't a Booster Shot.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 09, 2021 10:16 PM (QzJWU)
Alika Unaga doesn't sound like a Mormon name to me.
I could be wrong, however.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 09, 2021 10:01 PM (mD/uy)
Christensen, Andersen, Unaga Suliafu. One of these things...
Posted by: LASue at November 09, 2021 10:17 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2021 10:17 PM (9Fwwf)
Posted by: Bob from the NSA at November 09, 2021 10:13 PM (FkR2T)
I'm laughing my ass off.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 09, 2021 10:17 PM (TdMsT)
...and you looked kind of funny with those punkins...
Posted by: MkY at November 09, 2021 10:17 PM (Foq6I)
Namely that once upon a time (in the more recent centuries), the inquisitive creators and engineers were always looking for new and more efficient ways to do things, resulting in mere details like running water, telephones, and a gasoline distribution in the United States where you are almost always within 50 miles of a reputable gas station. This of course was all due to old school thinking and teaching the basics.
Now, in this day of enlightenment the ever acquisitive politicians and their imbecilic Deep Establishment drones are always looking for, and sadly finding, ways to prevent the creation of new and efficient technologies, and hobble (or preferably destroy) the continued use of older existing technologies (see engine, gasoline or diesel) in the brave new corrupt world they rule!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 09, 2021 10:17 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2021 10:10 PM (aA3+G)
Oh, there are a few holdouts. Mostly not the sort of music I want to hear, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2021 10:14 PM (P3gRi
C&W and some polkas on the weekend.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2021 10:17 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Chamomile, Royal Tart at November 09, 2021 10:17 PM (QU5/8)
The nerve of some people.
Posted by: ballistic at November 09, 2021 10:17 PM (oXNqT)
I could be wrong, however.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 09, 2021 10:01 PM (mD/uy)
Mormons do a lot of missionary work, so he could be. I do think that the guy missed that whole thing where "when your dad gets the wrong chicken wings, turn the other cheek."
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 09, 2021 10:18 PM (+lVUW)
{{{Ladyl}}}, laugh and the world laughs with you!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 09, 2021 10:18 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: vmom
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Archaic technology, it was called 'Broadcast radio'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2021 10:18 PM (9Fwwf)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at November 09, 2021 10:19 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 09, 2021 10:19 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 09, 2021 10:19 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2021 10:19 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: a dude in MI at November 09, 2021 10:19 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 09, 2021 10:02 PM (nxdel)
I don't sleep well anyway, so the time change really messes me up.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 09, 2021 10:19 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2021 10:20 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 09, 2021 10:20 PM (lhHdX)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, looking for pluersy root at November 09, 2021 10:20 PM (TRGyz)
Posted by: Doof at Nov
Ugh. My DVD player died. I haven't gotten a new one. So. No. I am a miserable excuse for a human being.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2021 10:20 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Jesus, Lost Sayings at November 09, 2021 10:20 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: MkY at November 09, 2021 10:20 PM (Foq6I)
The testing will continue until fascism improves
Posted by: Azjaeger at November 09, 2021 10:21 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 09, 2021 09:59 PM (mD/uy)
The weirdest things sound dirty to me lately.
This is one
Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 09, 2021 10:21 PM (MFphb)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2021 10:21 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: Pussy Galore at November 09, 2021 10:21 PM (kyKhl)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 09, 2021 10:15 PM (r9FP4)
None here either, but I thought it was just too early for the Costco turkeys.
Posted by: LASue at November 09, 2021 10:22 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, looking for pluersy root at November 09, 2021 10:22 PM (TRGyz)
Don't know why, just drawn to their worship music.
Probably hit Bowie's live "Heroes" in a bit.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 09, 2021 10:22 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 09, 2021 10:10 PM (K5n5d)
That's ... oddly appetizing, Perfessor.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at November 09, 2021 10:22 PM (Agr8U)
So now got a Mk I and a Mk Vb about ready for painting.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2021 10:22 PM (JcqA0)
Posted by: Azjaeger at November 09, 2021 10:05 PM (3/XaG)
I thought the toilet paper rolls had been replaced with Depends dispensers. By the way, I had always had the view that the British were more refined and classy than we are. The demented old geezer's fart seems to be getting a lot of attention.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 09, 2021 10:23 PM (+lVUW)
The thought crossed my mind for an instant that maybe it was a park ranger but no.. it was just some nosy perv. No markings on the car and as far as I know they don't drive around in unmarked cars.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 09, 2021 10:23 PM (nxdel)
Because their plan is to have the entire country destroyed before those pesky "elections" would bother them.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 09, 2021 10:23 PM (OU+8W)
The least you can do is take a shotgun to the punkins.
And FFS. ITS BERSERKER'S BIRTHDAY?
you old BASTARD! and I know how old you are.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2021 10:23 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2021 10:23 PM (P3gRi)
John Lennon met Yoko Ono for the first time...
Damn flimsy excuse to post Oh!No! crap.
Posted by: tbodie at November 09, 2021 10:23 PM (e8nnW)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2021 10:20 PM (U2p+3)
Comrade nurse, you are not doing your part to increase my ill-gotten gains, go forth and CONSUME!
Posted by: J Bozos with Amazon Prime at November 09, 2021 10:23 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Smashing Pumpkins at November 09, 2021 10:24 PM (1vynn)
Posted by: Guy in the pickup at November 09, 2021 10:24 PM (mNhhD)
So what's the point of endless shots?
Posted by: LASue at November 09, 2021 10:14 PM (Ed8Zd)
Yeah, our local hospital has the infusion available to anyone with a positive test and any symptoms. I think they add some other things to the bag, like a steroid, antibiotic, zinc, vitamin D... they currently have no admitted covid patients.
Go figure.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 09, 2021 10:24 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 09, 2021 10:23 PM (OU+8W)
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Yeah, red counties will have to go to polling stations, but, won't be able to afford the gasoline. Meanwhile, blue counties get mail in ballots.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 09, 2021 10:24 PM (2SdPm)
Ever spatchcock a seal?
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, looking for pluersy root at November 09, 2021 10:22 PM (TRGyz)
Someone has been paying attention in the Food Thread Class.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2021 10:25 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Guy Who's Unclear on Meaning of Spatchcock at November 09, 2021 10:25 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 09, 2021 10:25 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at
Once again. Shotguns solve problems.
I got that from Mark Andrew Edwards.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2021 10:25 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: That guy in the pickup at November 09, 2021 10:25 PM (Foq6I)
Actually it was Lake Jacomo. Just a 5 minute drive for me. I go out there a lot to take pics of my jewelry because it's a nice setting. I do get some strange looks though. Especially when I pull the mannequin out.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 09, 2021 10:25 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Doof at Nov
Ugh. My DVD player died. I haven't gotten a new one. So. No. I am a miserable excuse for a human being.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2021 10:20 PM (U2p+3)
Don't be so hard on yourself. Just keep in mind you can probably get a DVD player for about 53 cents these days - haha!!
Posted by: Doof at November 09, 2021 10:25 PM (mZUr4)
John Lennon met Yoko Ono for the first time...
Damn flimsy excuse to post Oh!No! crap.
Posted by: tbodie at November 09, 2021 10:23 PM (e8nnW)
***SNORT***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2021 10:26 PM (aA3+G)
I got that from Mark Andrew Edwards.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2021 10:25 PM (U2p+3)
Be easier just to cut the power cord (bullets cost money.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2021 10:26 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: Doof at Nov
Ugh. My DVD player died. I haven't gotten a new one. So. No. I am a miserable excuse for a human being.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2021 10:20 PM (U2p+3)
Don't be so hard on yourself. Just keep in mind you can probably get a DVD player for about 53 cents these days - haha!!
Posted by: Doof at November 09, 2021 10:25 PM (mZUr4)
Cocksucka! You no watch my wonderful pigs??
Posted by: Mr. Wu at November 09, 2021 10:27 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 09, 2021 10:09 PM (/U27+)
Hope the pretty girl does well.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 09, 2021 10:27 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 09, 2021 10:23 PM (+lVUW)
Well, if your norms are "refined and classy", the fact that Dementia Joe let rip with a triple flutterblast, and never even apologized would tend to be a bit of a scandal.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2021 10:27 PM (P3gRi)
They get away with that impression here because we associate the accent with class. Lots of times England sounds to me like a national high school where cliques are really important. Not that we don't have that here but they are really jammed together comparatively.
Posted by: Azjaeger at November 09, 2021 10:27 PM (3/XaG)
This is a scam, here is why.
In what other type of fraud is the victim of the fraud held liable?
The bank accepts a fraudulent mortgage app on your property because they are too lazy or stupid or maybe even complicit, and you, the mortgage holder are expected to bail out the fraud perp AND the bank, who signed off on the fraud without any due diligence? Not even giving you a phone call?
And we are expected to enroll in this title insurance company and subscribe to it in order to protect the banks from criminal prosecution.
Way too many conservative broadcasts are pushing this crap, all of them, really.
The salesman for the HTL is himself a convicted fraudster.
Puh-leeze.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 09, 2021 10:27 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2021 10:26 PM (kBuGL)
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*snip*
versus
*Kablam!*
I know which one I'd choose.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 09, 2021 10:27 PM (2SdPm)
Mega Millions tonight is a $5 million annuity.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2021 10:28 PM (JcqA0)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 09, 2021 10:09 PM (/U27+)
Party at Hadrian's place!!!!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2021 10:28 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 09, 2021 10:28 PM (nxdel)
But I don't have freezer room for one and it is too early to let it sit in the fridge. Hope they still are available for our late Thanksgiving on the Saturday after.
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at November 09, 2021 10:28 PM (4I/2K)
Without the guitar just right it sounds banal
Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2021 10:28 PM (P9T5R)
Go figure.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 09, 2021 10:24 PM (F0Ya
Because they are all dead from the 0.05% death rate or because none of them will admit to having COVID??
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 09, 2021 10:28 PM (hOUT3)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 09, 2021 10:28 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: One of the smart ones, unfortunately at November 09, 2021 10:29 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 09, 2021 10:29 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Mr. Wu at November 09, 2021 10:27 PM (ACi07)
Swedgin!!!
Posted by: Doof at November 09, 2021 10:29 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 09, 2021 10:27 PM (2SdPm)
At least it's not Colbert. Yet.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2021 10:29 PM (kBuGL)
Wally World has their own brand DVD player for like $25. Even includes a remote and an HDMI cable.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2021 10:30 PM (JcqA0)
John Lennon met Yoko Ono for the first time when he visited her art exhibition 'Unfinished Paintings and Objects' at the Indica Gallery in London. via thisdayinmusic.com
A day that will live in INFAMY!!!!!
Oh the huge manatee. What the fates cruelly brought together on this fateful day. Not only the end of the beginning and the beginning of the end but the ending of the beginning of the ending forever. To wind up on the dirty streets of New York City. The guy was aiming for Yoko but mistook john for her.
Oh the world of music wept that day. Tears of pain and earache.
Condemning the world to the torturous bleatings of this thing from Japan. *sob*
Posted by: jakee308 at November 09, 2021 10:30 PM (Tfp/g)
Posted by: That guy in the pickup at November 09, 2021 10:25 PM (Foq6I)
I happen to be very happy she stopped by. Maybe you should leave her alone, unless you want my cousins to chew up the wiring in your fancy pickup.
Posted by: squirrel fcking a pumpkin at November 09, 2021 10:30 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 09, 2021 10:30 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 09, 2021 10:25 PM (nxdel)
Tell them you are baiting a trap for the carnivorous lake monster, called Jacomo Fee Na Nay.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2021 10:30 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 09, 2021 10:30 PM (P4LRL)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at November 09, 2021 10:30 PM (4I/2K)
The seals say they don't like it. At first.
Posted by: Guy
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You're not here for the blubber, are you.
Posted by: A seal at November 09, 2021 10:30 PM (pbStR)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 09, 2021 10:30 PM (mD/uy)
Jacomo is a pretty place. I never got drawn for the managed deer hunts there, but, seriously, it's a magnet for anyone looking for big deer, either legitimately or otherwise.
Don't be going there for about three more weeks. Go where crazy people with guns don't go... like downtown KC.
Posted by: MkY at November 09, 2021 10:31 PM (Foq6I)
Posted by: jakee308 at November 09, 2021 10:30 PM (Tfp/g)
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Eh, people look at Yoko much like they watch a train wreck: They know they should turn away, but, somehow, just can't stop looking.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 09, 2021 10:31 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Mark David Chapman at November 09, 2021 10:30 PM (QzkSJ)
Ooooohh -- you went THERE!!
Posted by: Doof at November 09, 2021 10:31 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2021 10:21 PM (kBuGL)
I think it was called The Shield and the Sword
Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2021 10:31 PM (P9T5R)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2021 10:31 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 09, 2021 10:31 PM (nxdel)
On Dec. 8, 1980 I met John Lennon for the first and last time.
Posted by: Mark David Chapman at November 09, 2021 10:30 PM (QzkSJ)
Click - bang. That settles that.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2021 10:32 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 09, 2021 10:30 PM (TdMsT)
Same, Berseker, and howdy, {{{Ladyl}}}!
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at November 09, 2021 10:32 PM (Agr8U)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 09, 2021 10:31 PM (2SdPm)
Pumpkin headed woman, so topical.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2021 10:32 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: Mr. Wu at November 09, 2021 10:27 PM (ACi07)
Swedgin!!!
Posted by: Doof
Want a blowjob?
Posted by: Trixie at November 09, 2021 10:32 PM (FkR2T)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 09, 2021 10:32 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 09, 2021 10:32 PM (OU+8W)
Posted by: Vanilla Ice at November 09, 2021 10:32 PM (4I/2K)
What happened to that? Need to get ole Pete Buttplug investigatin' this, seems a litte "white supremacy" to me.
Posted by: Common Tater at November 09, 2021 10:32 PM (1l8jw)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 09, 2021 10:25 PM (nxdel)
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Uh huh, jewelry photography, suuuree. You just have the mannequin so you can use the HOV lane, don't you?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 09, 2021 10:33 PM (2SdPm)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November
Mhahahaha! Ding ding ding!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2021 10:33 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 09, 2021 10:30 PM (P4LRL)
Remington still. Was that on after Night Court??
Posted by: Doof at November 09, 2021 10:34 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, looking for pluersy root at November 09, 2021 10:34 PM (TRGyz)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 09, 2021 10:32 PM (OU+8W
BeckChas, Dr Hrothgar prescribes a cat stat!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 09, 2021 10:34 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2021 10:10 PM (P3gRi)
you can always find music on AM, but you gotta like Norteno and Mariachi
Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2021 10:13 PM (P9T5R)
There is a NPR station out of Grand Valley University in west Michigan that has an oldies AM radio show that is the best oldies station ever. The shows are hosted by former djs from the sixties and seventies. They have thousands of records including you would never hear on any other oldies station, and also local and regional stuff. I had a cousin who was in a local band in the sixties, and one afternoon they played his record.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 09, 2021 10:34 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 09, 2021 10:28 PM (hOUT3)
I dunno all that, but honestly, it was on the local news last week -- Zero admitted covid patients.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 09, 2021 10:34 PM (F0YaR)
Actually she's in the trunk. Hence.. the weird looks.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 09, 2021 10:34 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 09, 2021 10:34 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Vanilla Ice at November 09, 2021 10:32 PM (4I/2K)
You son of a bitch.
Dun-Dun-Dun-da-da-Dun-Dun...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2021 10:34 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 09, 2021 10:35 PM (msXpL)
Posted by: Guy Who's Unclear on Meaning of Spatchcock at November 09, 2021 10:35 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Zettai at November 09, 2021 10:35 PM (1c5s7)
Posted by: Common Tater
One of my Aunts would knit pink TP roll covers in the shape of a Poodle.
They were hideous.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 09, 2021 10:35 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at November 09, 2021 10:35 PM (cSyAR)
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"Is hot dog a vegemite sandwich?" -- Jonah Goldbrick
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 09, 2021 10:35 PM (cUUIs)
Posted by: Doof at November 09, 2021 10:34 PM (mZUr4)
That was Tales from the Gold Monkey.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2021 10:35 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 09, 2021 10:35 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 09, 2021 10:36 PM (5YdO/)
Things look different when you know. They taste better too.
Posted by: Fra Fillipo at November 09, 2021 10:36 PM (WH8+k)
Posted by: MkY at November 09, 2021 10:36 PM (Foq6I)
Posted by: Pete Bog at November 09, 2021 10:36 PM (bzrNB)
Posted by: Common Tater
One of my Aunts would knit pink TP roll covers in the shape of a Poodle.
They were hideous.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 09, 2021 10:35 PM (mD/uy)
I'm glad she wasn't Lutheran, her jello salads would have been atrocious
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2021 10:36 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 09, 2021 10:36 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2021 10:37 PM (U2p+3)
You can get Remington 700 bare actions again at Midwayusa among others for about five benjamins more or less.
Posted by: whig at November 09, 2021 10:37 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
==
Never heard of it
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 09, 2021 10:37 PM (YZG/i)
Posted by: Miklos von und zu Miklostein at November 09, 2021 10:33 PM (QzkSJ)
Greetings Miklos. Started building a new playlist today. Who knows how it will end up!!
Posted by: Doof at November 09, 2021 10:37 PM (mZUr4)
Maybe: 2 cats, who like each other.
Maybe: world peace.
Maybe this weekend. Just bought a 4K TV because I am stupid and have no brains at all. Not even the ones that come in cereal boxes. Like Kaboom (Free inside! Brain!)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 09, 2021 10:38 PM (OU+8W)
I'm dying.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 09, 2021 10:31 PM (nxdel)
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I disavow any knowledge of this incident! Now, a squirrel fcking a chicken? Well, I may know something about that...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 09, 2021 10:38 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at November 09, 2021 10:35 PM (cSyAR)
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I believe he's a new cartoon character who launches out of Biden's arse.
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 09, 2021 10:38 PM (cUUIs)
Whenver I hear "Up on the Rood" I think of pooping in grandma's toilet.
Posted by: 29Victor at November 09, 2021 10:38 PM (BJKQV)
The one celebrating her 80th was much improved.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 09, 2021 10:38 PM (msXpL)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 09, 2021 10:39 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2021 10:39 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
This...explains a lot.
Posted by: Miklosczyszkiewyszki at November 09, 2021 10:19 PM (QzkSJ)
That brings back memories. My dad always listened to Polka Time.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 09, 2021 10:39 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: raimondo at November 09, 2021 10:39 PM (VCdvy)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2021 10:39 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2021 10:40 PM (JcqA0)
Posted by: whig at November 09, 2021 10:37 PM (9hXN1)
I was curious about those. The 700 used to be a cash cow (I've heard they had QC issues which probably didn't help them any) and the 870 had military and God knows how many police contracts.
I don't recall that they've had a pistol worth a shit since '58 though. 1858.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 09, 2021 10:40 PM (P4LRL)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at November 09, 2021 10:40 PM (rwusL)
Whenver I hear "Up on the Rood" I think of pooping in grandma's toilet.
Posted by: 29Victor
Let me guess... you were in a Battleboro Typing class, and your teachers name was...
Posted by: MkY at November 09, 2021 10:40 PM (Foq6I)
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 09, 2021 10:40 PM (mNhhD)
Maybe: 2 cats, who like each other.
Maybe: world peace.
Maybe this weekend. Just bought a 4K TV because I am stupid and have no brains at all. Not even the ones that come in cereal boxes. Like Kaboom (Free inside! Brain!)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 09, 2021 10:38 PM (OU+8W)
Good to see you're still kicking. Get a cat.
Posted by: eleven at November 09, 2021 10:40 PM (t4fCu)
Posted by: ballistic at November 09, 2021 10:40 PM (oXNqT)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at November 09, 2021 10:35 PM (cSyAR)
* * * *
That makes two of us...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at November 09, 2021 10:40 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 09, 2021 10:38 PM (OU+8W)
This is the way.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 09, 2021 10:41 PM (P4LRL)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 09, 2021 10:39 PM (nxdel)
Be sure to wear rubber gloves to hide your fingerprints!
Posted by: Commissar James Comey (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 09, 2021 10:41 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Jim at November 09, 2021 10:41 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: raimondo at November 09, 2021 10:39 PM (VCdvy)
No shit!!!!
Posted by: Bobby Sands at November 09, 2021 10:41 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 09, 2021 10:42 PM (msXpL)
Maybe: 2 cats, who like each other.
Maybe: world peace.
Maybe this weekend. Just bought a 4K TV because I am stupid and have no brains at all. Not even the ones that come in cereal boxes. Like Kaboom (Free inside! Brain!)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 09, 2021 10:38 PM (OU+8W)
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Do you not realize how many rolls of toilet paper that money spent on a 4K TV could buy? Good luck in the coming planned Apocolypse, capitalist pig ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 09, 2021 10:42 PM (cUUIs)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at November 09, 2021 10:35 PM (cSyAR)
* * * *
That makes two of us...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at November 09, 2021 10:40 PM (rwusL)
He's an autistic c*cks*cker
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2021 10:42 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: LASue at November 09, 2021 10:17 PM (Ed8Zd)
Cheney, Wakefield, Garlick, Alika.
Errr, no.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 09, 2021 10:42 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 09, 2021 10:42 PM (OU+8W)
Posted by: Eromero at November 09, 2021 10:42 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: A Boy Named Sue at November 09, 2021 10:43 PM (1gqdR)
Posted by: raimondo at November 09, 2021 10:39 PM (VCdvy)
is he vaccinated ?
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2021 10:43 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 09, 2021 10:43 PM (SchxB)
I'm probably already in trouble for dumping my pumpkins so that's probably a moot point.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 09, 2021 10:43 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at November 09, 2021 10:40 PM (rwusL)
I followed the link. He's just some worthless flaming fag who is butthurt because some fancy restaurant threw him out for wearing flaming leopard print pants along with his flaming nose ring and flaming earrings.
Not unlike raimondo, in other words.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2021 10:43 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 09, 2021 10:15 PM (r9FP4)
My problem is that due to rumors of food shortages I stocked up on frozen meat, etc. So my freezer is packed. I can't buy a frozen turkey until a few days before Thanksgiving. I hope I'll be able to find one.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 09, 2021 10:44 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2021 10:44 PM (JcqA0)
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2021 10:44 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: whig at November 09, 2021 10:37 PM (9hXN1)
I was curious about those. The 700 used to be a cash cow (I've heard they had QC issues which probably didn't help them any) and the 870 had military and God knows how many police contracts.
I don't recall that they've had a pistol worth a shit since '58 though. 1858.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 09, 2021 10:40 PM
I still have my first Remington 1100 shotgun, paid less that $200 for it.
Posted by: Eromero at November 09, 2021 10:45 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Bobby Sands at November 09, 2021 10:41 PM (aA3+G)
Joe Biden can help with that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2021 10:45 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: raimondo on tap at November 09, 2021 10:42 PM (QzkSJ)
* * * *
*SNORT*
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at November 09, 2021 10:46 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: Common Tater at November 09, 2021 10:46 PM (1l8jw)
Ms. Hum ikat is not music. ARGHHHHHH
Posted by: Only Hawaii Moron at November 09, 2021 10:46 PM (eBKFl)
You folks are the best on the planet.
__________
*polishes fingernails on lapel*
*examines them with self-satisfied expression*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 09, 2021 10:46 PM (/U27+)
Diocletian essentially formed the basis for the system of serfdom that continued in Europe for a thousand years.
Lenin.
Stalin.
Mao.
Castro.
Ideas (which are formed in the minds of man) are either Good or Toxic and survive long after the mind that conceived of it is dust.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2021 10:46 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: Eromero at November 09, 2021 10:42 PM (0OP+5)
You Dropped A Bomb On Me
Posted by: The Gap Band at November 09, 2021 10:46 PM (4I/2K)
Wasn't this in 10 to Midnight?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 09, 2021 10:46 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 09, 2021 10:15 PM (r9FP4)
My problem is that due to rumors of food shortages I stocked up on frozen meat, etc. So my freezer is packed. I can't buy a frozen turkey until a few days before Thanksgiving. I hope I'll be able to find one.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 09, 2021 10:44 PM (+lVUW)
Went shopping yesterday.
The store we shop at had a healthy quantity of frozen turkeys.
Jenny-O, Butterball and some free range critters.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2021 10:47 PM (aA3+G)
What a turd.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 09, 2021 10:47 PM (Tfp/g)
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2021 10:47 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: skywch at November 09, 2021 10:47 PM (sKjat)
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 09, 2021 10:47 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 09, 2021 10:47 PM (/U27+)
The 700 design itself is solid even now but we shall see about production and some of the aftermarket goodies sold by others has diminished.
The shotguns will do ok if the quality is there. Which can always be a problem when you move production lines. Ironically, Ruger which bought Marlin from the bankrupt Remington got the better deal as Remington had just tooled up with new CNC production machines and tooling to replace the worn out junk from Marlin.
Posted by: whig at November 09, 2021 10:48 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: Eromero at November 09, 2021 10:42 PM (0OP+5)
You Dropped A Bomb On Me
Posted by: The Gap Band at November 09, 2021 10:46 PM
So ok, your point is well taken. I will allow it.
Posted by: Eromero at November 09, 2021 10:48 PM (0OP+5)
The store we shop at had a healthy quantity of frozen turkeys.
Jenny-O, Butterball and some free range critters.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2021 10:47 PM (aA3+G)
Jenny-O frozen turkeys were 88 cents a pound in WM yesterday.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2021 10:48 PM (P3gRi)
My friend in Indiana said she had to import one from Kentucky cause they're all out where she lives.
People in this country have completely lost their minds.
And that wouldn't bother me so much but they're demanding that I join them on pain of pain.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 09, 2021 10:49 PM (Tfp/g)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 09, 2021 10:49 PM (AlkyK)
Posted by: whig
I received a Mossberg 590A1 Tactical as a gift. Thank goodness it was parkerized as it is current resting at the bottom of the drink. How sad.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 09, 2021 10:49 PM (mD/uy)
People are not logical, for the most part. They're emotional.
How else do you describe the stiff-necked insistence here, for so long, to Back the Blue ? It was an emotional stance. Sure as shit not a rational stance.
Posted by: Not a Dime to Spare at November 09, 2021 10:49 PM (iioGr)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 09, 2021 10:49 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 09, 2021 10:49 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 09, 2021 10:49 PM (pBfjD)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2021 10:27 PM (P3gRi)
Unfortunately for Joe, there was no dog around for him to blame it on.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 09, 2021 10:50 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2021 10
Bear opening police station door: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6T2ISi3_4Yk
Bear breaking and entering: https://tinyurl.com/bbdfbcuf
Posted by: Beartooth at November 09, 2021 10:50 PM (KTaZ8)
Posted by: Some Rat at November 09, 2021 10:50 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Common Tater
At least - I thaw mine for a week, in the fridge, if fully frozen.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 09, 2021 10:51 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Anna Puma"
****
At least I can pronounce that.
Posted by: A Boy Named Sue at November 09, 2021 10:51 PM (1gqdR)
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2021 10:51 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 09, 2021 10:51 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Common Tater at November 09, 2021 10:46 PM (1l8jw)
Yes. The Saturday before Thanksgiving is about the last day one can buy a frozen turkey and have it thawed and ready for brining on Wednesday. Or for cooking on Thursday morning. Past that, it will need a cool water bath to thaw in time.
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at November 09, 2021 10:51 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 09, 2021 10:52 PM (nxdel)
I got my snow blower out of the shed today to prepare it for the upcoming season...
Last season, I'd noted that one of the two bolts holding the silencer on was missing, but I didn't worry about it at the time...
Today I attempted to rectify the situation, and the grand plan was to remove the existing bolt, measure it, and buy a matching bolt -- easy, right?
Wrong! The existing bolt broke off in the matching threads on the cylinder... I should have just left well enough alone, but nooooo...
(Yes, I am aware that there is technology to remove broken fasteners, but that would take......effort!)
Anyway, I noted that the exhaust port is fortuitously threaded for a screw-in silencer and I've one ordered from Amazin' so all is well!
Posted by: Zettai at November 09, 2021 10:52 PM (1c5s7)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 09, 2021 10:15 PM (r9FP4)
My problem is that due to rumors of food shortages I stocked up on frozen meat, etc. So my freezer is packed. I can't buy a frozen turkey until a few days before Thanksgiving. I hope I'll be able to find one.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 09, 2021 10:44 PM (+lVUW)
My freezer is full...mainly because I bought one of the food sealers from costco so I bought meat on sale to seal with it.
Posted by: redchief at November 09, 2021 10:53 PM (Kab4E)
Posted by: Not a Dime to Spare at November 09, 2021 10:49 PM (iioGr)
Interesting argument. Does our support of the military in the past change now because the leaders are obviously corrupt and venal? Even if we change our minds about the current our reverence for those we have known who have served with honor and dignity does not change.
Very few people break with ideas cleanly and sharply. If you had asked this same group about voting integrity 20 years ago, you might have gotten a different priority for it then as now.
People change. Their viewpoints change based on circumstance and necessity.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2021 10:53 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: whig at November 09, 2021 10:53 PM (9hXN1)
Sometimes life gives us gifts.
Posted by: Some Rat at November 09, 2021 10:54 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: redchief at November 09, 2021 10:54 PM (Kab4E)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 09, 2021 10:17 PM (hOUT3)
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Very insightful, Commissar, please to come step by they window with me.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 09, 2021 10:54 PM (msXpL)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 09, 2021 10:34 PM (nxdel)
I hope you don't shout at her "I TOLD you to keep it down!" as you are pulling her out
Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2021 10:55 PM (P9T5R)
I found his comment against tyrants funny, since that's who he supports.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 09, 2021 10:55 PM (SchxB)
kind of like now
Posted by: runner
Pshaw. You'd wish things were like now if you found yourself in 1930's Moscow. Read "Everyday Stalinism: Ordinary Life in Extraordinary Times: Soviet Russia in the 1930's" by Sheila Fitzpatrick. Awful, particularly given that the Communist Party ostensibly stood for the fulfillment of material want. Nothing like now.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 09, 2021 10:55 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2021 10:55 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 09, 2021 10:55 PM (/UQ/R)
I could be wrong, however.
Posted by: Tonypete
Mormons do a lot of missionary work, so he could be. I do think that the guy missed that whole thing where "when your dad gets the wrong chicken wings, turn the other cheek."
Posted by: nerdygirl
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Correct plenty of Mormon work in the pacific with BYU-Hawaii campus on Oahu and outreach all throughout the Polynesian islands. Name looks Samoan but could be Tongan as well. Doesn't look Hawaiian...
Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 09, 2021 10:56 PM (+ldAm)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 09, 2021 10:56 PM (2SdPm)
It shows just how inept a company has to be to go broke making firearms in the US over the last 20 years.
Romneys venture capital firm?
Posted by: MkY at November 09, 2021 10:56 PM (Foq6I)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 09, 2021 10:17 PM (hOUT3)
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Very insightful, Commissar, please to come step by they window with me.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 09, 2021 10:54 P
'somebody see you up there...'
Posted by: Eromero at November 09, 2021 10:57 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 09, 2021 10:57 PM (ufFY8)
But you could make an argument to me about degree vs in kind.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2021 10:57 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: Zettai at November 09, 2021 10:52 PM (1c5s7)
If the new muffler does not come with a lock nut, you can get a suitable sized one in the electrical department at your local hardware store. Smaller engines use 1/2" pipe thread, larger ones 3/4". The locknuts are used for retaing metal fittings in electrical boxes. Cost about 25 cents.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2021 10:57 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Buttgag at November 09, 2021 10:57 PM (0WDd5)
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 09, 2021 10:51 PM (mNhhD)
Be vewwy vewwy quie it. It's wabbit season, and I'm huntin da wiwwy wabbit. huhhuhhuhhuh!
Elmer Fudd
Looney Tunes Woods
Posted by: Jim at November 09, 2021 10:57 PM (QzJWU)
My freezer is full...mainly because I bought one of the food sealers from costco so I bought meat on sale to seal with it.
Posted by: redchief at November 09, 2021 10:53 PM (Kab4E)
I've managed to empty out a fair bit of space in my freezers the last couple weeks by canning like a madman. Mostly beef and chicken, but I did have a bit of last year's venison still in there, and some Lake Ontario salmon. I'm getting as much out of the freezer and onto the shelf as possible, in case I find something else to fill the freezer with (or in case our power generation infrastructure goes Full Venezuela on us).
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 09, 2021 10:58 PM (lNHqD)
Yes you do, racist foreign weirdo. The more the better.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 09, 2021 10:58 PM (yQpMk)
I've learned to just stay out of the way and let them do their thing. Avoided getting shivved that way, too.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 09, 2021 10:58 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 09, 2021 10:58 PM (/UQ/R)
Look up Westmoreland. Then square that circle with those that used to spout - loudly - how Conscription would "get these kids back on track".
Conservatives project too. That's always been my point.
Posted by: Not a Dime to Spare at November 09, 2021 10:59 PM (iioGr)
Tired after today and a momentous morning tomorrow. Good night, Hordians. Coffee time is 0500 at Schloss Hadrian.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 09, 2021 10:59 PM (/U27+)
Chamomile doesn't count? I'll bet she smells like the stable Chuck keeps her in between rides.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 09, 2021 11:00 PM (QU5/8)
But you could make an argument to me about degree vs in kind.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Do I really need to bust out with "quantity has a quality all its own"? It *is* a phrase whose origin is slightly on-point.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 09, 2021 11:00 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2021 11:00 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 09, 2021 11:00 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 09, 2021 10:54 P
Wow, the view from up here is just...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 09, 2021 11:01 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2021 10:57 PM
I hadn't considered using a locking nut, but it sounds like a good idea!
Thanks!
Posted by: Zettai at November 09, 2021 11:01 PM (1c5s7)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 09, 2021 11:00 PM (KAi1n)
Granted.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2021 11:01 PM (kBuGL)
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Do you not realize how many rolls of toilet paper that money spent on a 4K TV could buy? Good luck in the coming planned Apocolypse, capitalist pig ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 09, 2021 10:42 PM (cUUIs)
buy toilet paper, and you can shit for a short time...
but a 4K TV, and you can watch shit for a long time.
Posted by: Confusdus at November 09, 2021 11:02 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 09, 2021 10:56 PM (2SdPm)
It's all good!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2021 11:02 PM (U2p+3)
Thanks!
Posted by: Zettai
"if your nuts have been locked for more than four hours..."
Posted by: Miklos, with the Standard Advice at November 09, 2021 11:02 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 09, 2021 11:03 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Miklos
Ask your Doctor if locking nuts is for you.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 09, 2021 11:03 PM (mD/uy)
It shows just how inept a company has to be to go broke making firearms in the US over the last 20 years.
Romneys venture capital firm?
Posted by: MkY
Cerberus also ran Chrysler Dodge into the ground and the Delco spinoff from GM. Venture capital firms basically suck at running a business longterm but payoff great to their shareholders by extracting every last husk of value before dumping the mess on bankruptcy courts. Employees and creditors are left holding the bag--notice that most of Romney's Bain Capital success stories have up and died since 2012.
Posted by: whig at November 09, 2021 11:03 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at November 09, 2021 11:04 PM (Agr8U)
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2021 11:04 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at November 09, 2021 11:04 PM (Agr8U)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
"Identifying" as an 'Ette might get you busted.
Posted by: Miklos, just guessing at November 09, 2021 11:04 PM (QzkSJ)
And those fines went into government slush funds, that they can spend on anything as they are not 'tax dollars'.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 09, 2021 11:05 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 09, 2021 11:06 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 09, 2021 10:55 PM (KAi1n)
Now is much better tovarish Goth. You are right.
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2021 11:06 PM (V13WU)
There is scuttlebutt that Moderna had over 15 percent serious reactions to the vaxx in their trials but scrubbed the data to get under the 5% reactions limit. Dunno if true but it might explain some things.
Posted by: whig at November 09, 2021 11:06 PM (9hXN1)
The "hotdogs are vegetables" thing is bullshit.
Small sample size of kids aged *4 TO 7* and from a "southeast metropolitan area" which I guess means Atlanta. Dude...Atlanta. Anyway, I don't think a four year old is that interested in taking an interview like that seriously. The headline needs to read, "40% Of Four To Seven Year Olds Are Little Assholes".
Also, the whole thing ends with a bunch of pro-Greta Twatwaffle bilge.
Posted by: Robert at November 09, 2021 11:06 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Tonypete
This...this could be funded
Did it before
Posted by: DOCTOR "Big Tony" Fauci at November 09, 2021 11:06 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy
Post louder next time, us elderly folk cannot hear your post that well.
Posted by: whig at November 09, 2021 11:07 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
Wow. What a change for y'all.
I pray everything goes well.
I hope to have the privilege of meeting you the next time I get down to AZ. Jordan61 has family down there and we get itchy in the early spring when it's raining and windy and cold here.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2021 11:07 PM (U2p+3)
https://tinyurl.com/6p8bscdy
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 09, 2021 11:00 PM (2SdPm)
Video ran for about a minute, and then broke into some cocksucking real estate ad.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2021 11:07 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2021 11:08 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Some Rat at November 09, 2021 11:09 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2021 11:09 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Robert at November 09, 2021 11:06 PM (1Yy3c)
. . . And children will lead us to the farm collectives . . .
Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2021 11:09 PM (P9T5R)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2021 11:07 PM (P3gRi)
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Well, shoot, didn't for me. Sorry about that. Cool video, though. The guy who built the engine is one of those old timers who started out building racing motors for dragsters.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 09, 2021 11:09 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Ed McMiklos-Mahon at November 09, 2021 11:10 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: whig at November 09, 2021 11:10 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: Common Tater at November 09, 2021 10:46 PM (1l8jw)
That's my plan. Aldi's has smoked turkeys. I just hope they don't sell out.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 09, 2021 11:10 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2021 11:10 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 09, 2021 11:10 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Iko iko!
Posted by: Pete Bog at November 09, 2021 11:11 PM (bzrNB)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 09, 2021 11:11 PM (KAi1n)
Post louder next time, us elderly folk cannot hear your post that well.
Posted by: whig at November 09, 2021 11:07 PM (9hXN1)
Huh?
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at November 09, 2021 11:11 PM (Agr8U)
Thanks!
Posted by: Zettai at November 09, 2021 11:01 PM (1c5s7)
Use of locknuts is normal practice on engines with screw-in mufflers. Head/cylinders are aluminum, and if you horse in a muffler too forcefully, you can split the casting.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2021 11:11 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Miklos, trying to move into the era of Talkies at November 09, 2021 11:11 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Iko iko!
Posted by: Pete Bog
You beat me to it.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2021 11:12 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Iko iko!
Posted by: Pete Bog
Dixie Cups all around!
Posted by: Miklos, who met and loves those ladies at November 09, 2021 11:12 PM (QzkSJ)
The guy collecting the samples was very gay and I'm pretty sure he was hitting on me.
Like, just take this container of piss. You're not going to fuck me.
Jesus Christ, I hate my life.
Posted by: Robert at November 09, 2021 11:13 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2021 11:07 PM (U2p+3)
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Well, if there's a most excellent rifle and pistol range not far from the house, either.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 09, 2021 11:13 PM (2SdPm)
https://youtu.be/zaO1asFmVx8
Posted by: Flyover at November 09, 2021 11:14 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 09, 2021 11:05 PM (oHd/0)
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In a just world those fines would go to the injured parties.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 09, 2021 11:14 PM (msXpL)
Posted by: whig at November 09, 2021 11:14 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: nurse ratched
My Nurse Girl told your Nurse Girl
Gonna set them 'Peckers on fiyo
Talkin' 'bout hey now
Posted by: Miklos, adapting to circumstances at November 09, 2021 11:14 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Robert at November 09, 2021 11:13 PM (1Yy3c)
Eyes on your own paper, fella!
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at November 09, 2021 11:15 PM (Agr8U)
blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
Great fun watching that. My Pop had an International straight 6 that was a workhorse, Have no idea what the displacement was. Knew it didn't like hills and a full load.
Posted by: MkY at November 09, 2021 11:15 PM (Foq6I)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy
Eh? What was I saying? Aww, forget it.
Posted by: whig
Joe?
Are you up past bedtime?
Posted by: Miklos Oisshockey, conveniently quarantined at November 09, 2021 11:16 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 09, 2021 11:10 PM (KAi1n)
Disney princess are busty and Greta has no tits.
Or little tits.
I'd still fuck her blind.*
*The moment she reaches legal age in any mutually agreed upon non-extradition country.
Posted by: Robert at November 09, 2021 11:16 PM (1Yy3c)
By the way, AH Lloyd's "Long Live Death" is, so far, quite the page turner.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 09, 2021 11:16 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy
Eh? What was I saying? Aww, forget it.
Posted by: whig
Joe?
Are you up past bedtime?
Posted by: Miklos Oisshockey, conveniently quarantined at November 09, 2021 11:16 PM (QzkSJ)
Shit. Calling a lid - 2 hours ago.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at November 09, 2021 11:17 PM (Agr8U)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 09, 2021 10:09 PM (mD/uy)
Wow! Last I looked they were 1.69/lb
Posted by: Flyover at November 09, 2021 11:17 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Some Rat at November 09, 2021 11:17 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Some Rat at November 09, 2021 11:17 PM (r1z5A)
Word.
I'm out, Horde. Thanks, 'rons, 'ettes, and Mis Hum!
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at November 09, 2021 11:19 PM (Agr8U)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 09, 2021 10:09 PM (mD/uy)
Wow! Last I looked they were 1.69/lb
Posted by: Flyover
Buy another freezer.
And a 1000 gallon propane tank
And propane
And a generator
Posted by: Miklos, working on a viable Business Plan at November 09, 2021 11:19 PM (QzkSJ)
Maybe he thought it was Latin.
Posted by: spindrift at November 09, 2021 11:20 PM (OUjX0)
Posted by: Miklos, kindly intoximacated at November 09, 2021 11:20 PM (QzkSJ)
Now it has a for sale sign on it.
Warms my heart every day.
Posted by: Plague rat at November 09, 2021 11:21 PM (tPrn7)
Yeah, I don't understand why dems won the election after republicans declared there was no point in voting as the dems will win anyway.
Posted by: Gunstar at November 09, 2021 11:21 PM (VGUfq)
I guess that whole "key" thing didn't work out.
Boy, has that franchise (not the game, which is fun, imo) gotten progressively more and more silly over the years.
Posted by: junior at November 09, 2021 11:22 PM (PTw5h)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 0
I thought they were pig rectums which were a one way valve
Posted by: Pete Bog at November 09, 2021 11:22 PM (bzrNB)
*The moment she reaches legal age in any mutually agreed upon non-extradition country.
Posted by: Robert at November 09, 2021 11:16 PM
Ms Thunberg is 18 now, and I'd wager she's an utter freak, a total pervert, an absolute animal in the sack!
Posted by: Zettai at November 09, 2021 11:22 PM (1c5s7)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 09, 2021 11:14 PM (msXpL)
So comrade, you still don't understand how this works, da?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 09, 2021 11:23 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Pete Bog at November 09, 2021 11:23 PM (bzrNB)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 0
I thought they were pig rectums which were a one way valve
Posted by: Pete Bog
Your thinking is inverted.
Posted by: Association of Hog Rectum Producers at November 09, 2021 11:23 PM (QzkSJ)
Warms my heart every day.
Posted by: Plague rat at November 09, 2021 11:21 PM (tPrn7)
Did you take any pictures of it sporting the Donk signs? Walk up to the owner, and make him a crazy low-ball offer for the camper. When he splutters, show him the pic, and say, "do you have any idea how much it costs to have one of these fumigated?"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2021 11:24 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Not a Dime to Spare at November 09, 2021 10:49 PM (iioGr)
I'll still back the police against the alternative. I can separate the bad from the good . I'm not sure whether you think joining the Left in demonizing them as a whole is a rational stance.
Posted by: Just a side note at November 09, 2021 11:24 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Miklos, working on a viable Business Plan
And 500 gallons of peanut oil!
Posted by: Pete Bog at November 09, 2021 11:24 PM (bzrNB)
Posted by: Eromero at November 09, 2021 11:25 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Zettai at November 09, 2021 11:22 PM (1c5s7)
But who wants her daddy's sloppy seconds?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2021 11:25 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Pete Bog
When masks are voluntary, not mandatory.
Posted by: Miklos has done Mardi Gras and Jazz Fest and.... at November 09, 2021 11:25 PM (QzkSJ)
So, that would tend to imply that these ACE2 receptors which are needed for natural functions like blood pressure and inflammation also are being locked up by artificial spike proteins from the vaxx. If the receptors are being blocked then you might see problems with the body's regulation of blood pressure and inflammation just as if you had Covid itself.
The natural antibody system is targeting other proteins in the spike but not the receptors so much.
Posted by: whig at November 09, 2021 11:26 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 09, 2021 10:23 PM (+lVUW)
Benny Hill.
Fawlty Towers.
Monty Python.
Are You Being Served.
Nope. Not classy. They just put on the posh BBC accent to fool you.
Posted by: Flyover at November 09, 2021 11:26 PM (Rbu5d)
Now it has a for sale sign on it.
Warms my heart every day.
Posted by: Plague rat at November 09, 2021 11:21 PM (tPrn7)
Would warm the dark nether regions of my shriveled heart if the damned thing got vandelized, thus rendering it a total loss.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 09, 2021 11:26 PM (IJES/)
Maybe he thought it was Latin.
Posted by: spindrift at November 09, 2021 11:20 PM (OUjX0)
The reason is because it's an awesome movie.
Posted by: Just a side note at November 09, 2021 11:27 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Pete Bog
Even Darleen, Marleen, and Charleen say that might be a bit much.
And they would know.
Posted by: Miklos, collecting the Common Wisdom of the People at November 09, 2021 11:27 PM (QzkSJ)
I buy a half-hog from the Future Farmers of America at the local high school every year.
The kids raise a hog and then enter it in a competition. At the end of the competition, they have their hogs slaughtered and sell the meat to raise money for the club.
One of the finest growth experiences for their emotional maturity. Many of the kids cry, but they understand what it is to lose something and move on in life. The kids that do it multiple years, which is the vast majority, really take the new kids under their wing. It's really a beautiful experience that prepares them for life, actually developing healthy empathy instead of irrational empathy.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 09, 2021 11:28 PM (5We2S)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 09, 2021 10:23 PM (+lVUW)
Benny Hill.
Fawlty Towers.
Monty Python.
Are You Being Served.
Nope. Not classy. They just put on the posh BBC accent to fool you.
Posted by: Flyover at November 09, 2021 11:26 PM
The Brit accent is there make us hicks say shit like 'Gollleee, he shore sounds smart-like. Give him a shovel.'
Posted by: Eromero at November 09, 2021 11:28 PM (0OP+5)
I think that you are replying to the latest iteration of Scogg.
Posted by: whig at November 09, 2021 11:29 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: Zettai at November 09, 2021 11:22 PM (1c5s7)
Nah, she would just lay there and scowl.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 09, 2021 11:29 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Zettai at November 09, 2021 11:22 PM (1c5s7)
Indeed, this might be true. Likely is. But she'd never boink a Moron, nor even an 'Ette. You see, she's so immersed in a vat of terminal self-loathing and hatred of righteousness, that she'd only be letting herself be ravaged to be airtight, by a trio of patchouli stinking, reefer billowing, STD spewing, tatted up antifartarts, each with enough piercings to pull in Radio Moscow, and I don't mean Idaho.
She'd not only want to be savaged and sated, but also degraded, humiliated, slapped, shamed and shunned. THAT is how badly one such as her sinks, that it takes truly Stantanic levels of sensory overload to even register as an impression on her dull, dark and deadened emotional ecosystem.
This was the long version of Rule 1. You DO remember Rule 1, right?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 09, 2021 11:29 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Zettai at November 09, 2021 11:30 PM (1c5s7)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 09, 2021 10:23 PM (+lVUW)
Benny Hill.
Fawlty Towers.
Monty Python.
Are You Being Served.
Nope. Not classy. They just put on the posh BBC accent to fool you.
Posted by: Flyover at November 09, 2021 11:26 PM (Rbu5d)
Do. Not. DDG. BBC.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 09, 2021 11:30 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: spindrift at November 09, 2021 11:30 PM (OUjX0)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 09, 2021 11:31 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Flyover
I had the opportunity to discuss this topic with one of the Original Pythonites, Graham Chapman.
The idea that their humour was always intellectual or "high class" made him laugh!
"We did fart jokes, you know".
Posted by: Miklos, with actual verbatim quote at November 09, 2021 11:31 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 09, 2021 11:29 PM (oHd/0)
Just like her mother, sadly.
Posted by: Papa Thunberg at November 09, 2021 11:31 PM (P3gRi)
I think that you are replying to the latest iteration of Scogg.
Posted by: whig at November 09, 2021 11:29 PM (9hXN1)
Waste of time noted.
Posted by: Just a side note at November 09, 2021 11:31 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Some Rat at November 09, 2021 11:32 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: whig at November 09, 2021 11:32 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: Indiana Jones at November 09, 2021 11:32 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Miklos, or so he hears at November 09, 2021 11:32 PM (QzkSJ)
Small sample size of kids aged *4 TO 7* and from a "southeast metropolitan area" which I guess means Atlanta. Dude...Atlanta. Anyway, I don't think a four year old is that interested in taking an interview like that seriously. The headline needs to read, "40% Of Four To Seven Year Olds Are Little Assholes".
Also, the whole thing ends with a bunch of pro-Greta Twatwaffle bilge.
Posted by: Robert at November 09, 2021 11:06 PM (1Yy3c)
I'm not surprised. I've never known a child who thinks hot dogs are vegetables.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 09, 2021 11:32 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: nerdygirl
Umm, the Brits have a reputation for being Victorians but appearances can be deceiving. Get a Shakespeare fan that knows that era of British writing and get them to translate the Bard's bawdy in jokes into present day English. Or read the Miller's Tale of Chaucer. They would be morons posting here today if they were alive.
Posted by: whig at November 09, 2021 11:35 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: Just a side note at November 09, 2021 11:35 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Grandma Karen, who though Reagan was too old to be President at November 09, 2021 11:35 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: whig
I did an adaptation of the Miller's Tale for ONT a few years ago.
Probably in archives somewhere.
Posted by: Ye Olde Miklos at November 09, 2021 11:37 PM (QzkSJ)
Never plan to open it or see what cannot be unseen. One of these days, along with the Mobile Fidelity Beatles lps and the British Parlophone sequence of Beatles albums, I will probably sell it.
Americans of the era got gypped with only ten songs per album while the early British Beatle albums had 14 songs.
Posted by: whig at November 09, 2021 11:38 PM (9hXN1)
Small sample size of kids aged *4 TO 7* and from a "southeast metropolitan area" which I guess means Atlanta. Dude...Atlanta. Anyway, I don't think a four year old is that interested in taking an interview like that seriously. The headline needs to read, "40% Of Four To Seven Year Olds Are Little Assholes".
Also, the whole thing ends with a bunch of pro-Greta Twatwaffle bilge.
Posted by: Robert at November 09, 2021 11:06 PM (1Yy3c)
I'm not surprised. I've never known a child who thinks hot dogs are vegetables.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 09, 2021 11:32 PM (+lVUW)
Fine democrat graft that hot dog line is. Now with 10% less anus & innocent asshoe with incriminating testimony on Hills-da-beast.
Posted by: Boss Hog, where them Duke Boys? at November 09, 2021 11:38 PM (IJES/)
Thanks! I am humbled and honored. Or honored and humbled. Either way, my Yiddish is busted. Verklempt, even.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 09, 2021 11:38 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: whig at November 09, 2021 11:39 PM (9hXN1)
.....
I think so, probably. It depends on who the sample group was. If it was 5 year olds, perhaps you might get those answers.
If it's 13 year olds, highly unlikely.
I remember my daughter at 8 years old thinking it was okay the school banned peanuts because some kids have allergies. At 16, she finds the concept quite ridiculous,
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 09, 2021 11:40 PM (5We2S)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 09, 2021 11:40 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: lord percy at November 09, 2021 11:40 PM (K5YXy)
I wouldn't want to be seen in public with that woman.
She wouldn't be my preference at the motel either.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 09, 2021 11:40 PM (msXpL)
Maybe JJ can doctor your Yiddish back to normal. Think tomorrow may be a range day for me if it does not rain.
Posted by: whig at November 09, 2021 11:41 PM (9hXN1)
Greta is kind of a sexy female version of Gollum. They all share that alluring fivehead.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 09, 2021 11:41 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Just a side note at November 09, 2021 11:35 PM (2DOZq)
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Oof. This thread has really taken a turn for the worst.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 09, 2021 11:42 PM (VxC1e)
I remember my daughter at 8 years old thinking it was okay the school banned peanuts because some kids have allergies. At 16, she finds the concept quite ridiculous,
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 09, 2021 11:40 PM (5We2S)
Recent quote from Junior-ette. "Fuck 'em. They can bring their own damned lunch instead of making the rest of eat that nasty shit."
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 09, 2021 11:42 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: whig
One fertilizes when one can.
Posted by: Miklos rotating fields of interest at November 09, 2021 11:42 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: whig at November 09, 2021 11:42 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: Just a side note at November 09, 2021 11:43 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Miklos probably doing this rong at November 09, 2021 11:44 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: whig at November 09, 2021 11:44 PM (9hXN1)
I read that in a Grecian Formula voice.
Posted by: Miklos probably doing this rong at November 09, 2021 11:44 PM (QzkSJ)
I'm here all wek. Tip your wait staff and try the veal.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 09, 2021 11:45 PM (IJES/)
Maybe he thought it was Latin.
Posted by: spindrift at November 09, 2021 11:20 PM (OUjX0)
Greek. I suppose this is not the time or place to discus the Centum/Satem split in Proto-Indo-European
Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2021 11:46 PM (P9T5R)
But ketchup? A vegetable?
Posted by: Grandma Karen, who though Reagan was too old to be President
But seeds on the outside...berry, but in the ground, root. But, stalk...on tree, fruit...but, tomato, on vine, fruit. Corn, grass, .Wheat, grain. Aaahhhhh shit, if it's good. eat it. (and one served softly over the plate, for the horde to swing away.) You lazy people.
Posted by: Some Rat at November 09, 2021 11:46 PM (r1z5A)
Alan Rickman had the villian's part down pat.
Posted by: whig at November 09, 2021 11:46 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: Zettai at November 09, 2021 11:47 PM (1c5s7)
Posted by: whig at November 09, 2021 11:44 PM (9hXN1)
She almost looks like a Down's child, but seems too well-spoken for that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2021 11:47 PM (P3gRi)
Naked, dehydrated, and hiding in the men's room. Not the slightest bit odd. Or gay.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2021 11:47 PM (tFCqJ)
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Are we talking Koine? Or Periclean classical?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 09, 2021 11:48 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: BifBewalski
The veal still marks where the jockey was hittin' it!
Some of the waitresses too
Posted by: Rodney Miklos-Dangerfield at November 09, 2021 11:48 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: whig at November 09, 2021 11:48 PM (9hXN1)
Alas, I'm just a goy with a bagel n' lox addiction. True story though. Teen years, dated the neighbor's granddaughter when she and her sister and little brother came to visit, summertime in San Diego.
Classic JAP. How "classic", you ask? Enough so that her parents booked Karen Carpenter to sing at her 16th birthday party. Which is also precisely the point at which the parents drove the terminal wedge into the datinglust. Nope, they wasn't gonna let no GEN-tile into that situation. No way, no how.
They have no idea how thankful I am for them deflecting me from that particular, expensive and high-maintenance bullet! (she was 16 y/o JAP hot. Mom was not 45 y/o Mom hot. AT. ALL.)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 09, 2021 11:49 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: whig at November 09, 2021 11:44 PM (9hXN1)
As a teenager, fishing in the salt marsh, i hooked a flounder once. No fight, no real indication the damned thing was even o the hook. Pulled up the ugliest damned fish. But being a good Louisiana boy, i cleaned and cooked the boniest walleyed jack elam looking fish i ever saw.
That's what gretta scowlberg looks like to me.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 09, 2021 11:49 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 09, 2021 11:42 PM (IJES/)
....
Little's conversion came when a kid got in-school suspension for eating peanut butter crackers for a snack.
She questioned the teacher, who told her that some kids are very allergic, they can't even be in the same room as peanuts.
"That's a buncha crap, Dad. How could they go in the grocery store if they were that allergic? They sell peanuts and Reese's Cups at the concession stand during football games. Why don't all those kids die?"
She sees the hypocrisy and idiocy if it all.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 09, 2021 11:49 PM (5We2S)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 09, 2021 11:50 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: spindrift at November 09, 2021 11:30 PM (OUjX0)
She looks like Howdy Doody, and I estimate she has about half the animal magnetism
Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2021 11:50 PM (P9T5R)
We often mourn in youth losing that which we thank the man upstairs when we are older.
Posted by: whig at November 09, 2021 11:50 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 09, 2021 11:51 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2021 11:51 PM (P9T5R)
Jim
And you never took me to Miami in winter!
Posted by: What is a JAP's favorite wine? at November 09, 2021 11:51 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: whig at November 09, 2021 11:51 PM (9hXN1)
"That's a buncha crap, Dad. How could they go in the grocery store if they were that allergic? They sell peanuts and Reese's Cups at the concession stand during football games. Why don't all those kids die?"
She sees the hypocrisy and idiocy if it all.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 09, 2021 11:49 PM (5We2S)
There were zero peanut-allergic kids when I went to elementary school in the '50's. And it was a big school.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2021 11:51 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Just a side note at November 09, 2021 11:52 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 09, 2021 11:52 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: whig at November 09, 2021 11:53 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2021 11:51 PM (P9T5R)
Chelsea at least had a nice rack. Paper bags would make her doable.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2021 11:53 PM (P3gRi)
Ow! My eyes.
Posted by: BifBewalski
DO NOT TRUST LINK CONTENT FROM ZETTAI
Posted by: Miklos, thinking this should be a lesson to us all at November 09, 2021 11:53 PM (QzkSJ)
I did an adaptation of the Miller's Tale for ONT a few years ago.
Probably in archives somewhere.
Posted by: Ye Olde Miklos at November 09, 2021 11:37 PM (QzkSJ)
You reset it as a bunch of cops in New York City?
Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2021 11:54 PM (P9T5R)
https://is.gd/sexy_greta
Posted by: Zettai at November 09, 2021 11:47 PM (1c5s7)
fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
Posted by: Robert at November 09, 2021 11:54 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 09, 2021 11:54 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2021 11:51 PM (P3gRi)
.....
And even if there were, you figured out the tried and tested way. You ate peanuts and almost died and then you didn't eat them any more.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 09, 2021 11:54 PM (5We2S)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Plastic
Two-fer
Posted by: Miklos, thinking of the Humanity at November 09, 2021 11:54 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: George Washington Miklos-Carver at November 09, 2021 11:55 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: filbert at November 09, 2021 11:56 PM (NiXyF)
Making his first public appearance in nearly two weeks, California Gov. Gavin Newsom finally gave a stated reason for abruptly canceling a trip to Scotland for a climate change summit.
"I signed up to go to Europe and I was ready to go and I had that dinner -- a lot of you know this dinner with the family -- and the kids literally, they kind of had an intervention and said they couldn't believe I was going to miss Halloween," Newsom said at an economic summit in Monterey on Tuesday. "We've got a 5-year-old, the oldest is 12, so four young kids, and I'm defending myself, saying, 'I've got to go,' this and that, and my wife was going to go as well.
"And mom and dad missing Halloween, for them it's worse than missing Christmas. And I woke up that next morning with something that's probably familiar to a lot of parents, that knot in your stomach. I had no damn choice: I had to cancel that trip."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 09, 2021 11:56 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Miklos, thinking this should be a lesson to us all at November 09, 2021 11:53 PM
Ignore the gentleman! The Zettai only links to wholesome, disease-free, fambly friendly sources!
Posted by: Zettai at November 09, 2021 11:56 PM (1c5s7)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 09, 2021 11:51 PM (QU5/
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Posted by: Braenyard at November 09, 2021 11:56 PM (msXpL)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 09, 2021 11:57 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2021 11:51 PM (P9T5R)
Chelsea at least had a nice rack. Paper bags would make her doable.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2021 11:53 PM (P3gRi)
Lack of chin equates to lack of gag reflex. Just sayin'.
2nd look at Hills-da-beast?
Posted by: Slick Wily at November 09, 2021 11:57 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: SFGoth
Hmm
This is a Life Option I have never considered.
Weird.
Posted by: Miklos, obviously outside the Mainstream at November 09, 2021 11:57 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Just a side note at November 09, 2021 11:57 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: whig at November 09, 2021 11:57 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 09, 2021 11:56 PM (63Dwl)
To be fair, Halloween is huge deal in Satanist households.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2021 11:58 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Zettai at November 09, 2021 11:59 PM (1c5s7)
Posted by: Zettai
I did not know that you were a former carny pitchman.
Posted by: whig at November 09, 2021 11:59 PM (9hXN1)
Conservatives project too. That's always been my point.
Posted by: Not a Dime to Spare at November 09, 2021 10:59 PM (iioGr)
Sorry, working, but I was thinking about your comment. I do not remember many aside from Charlie Rangel saying they really wanted the draft back. People still say that they figure a term in the Army/Navy/etc would 'straighten someone out'. I never looked at this as a desire for a universal draft but rather them reflecting on the positive impact the army had on THEM.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2021 11:59 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: whig at November 09, 2021 11:59 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
And there, Friends, you have it.
Posted by: Miklos, obviously obvious at November 10, 2021 12:00 AM (QzkSJ)
Right. Wasn't the point of the trip to save the planet from the "climate catastrophe" which is going to kill his stupid kids? You've doomed them, Newsom! Doomed them!
It's almost like these tyrannical shits don't believe a single thing they say.
Posted by: spindrift at November 10, 2021 12:01 AM (OUjX0)
Greta
Chelsea
Kamala's step daughter
Posted by: Just a side note at November 09, 2021 11:57 PM (2DOZq)
Marry Chelsea (For that sweet sweet graft money)
Fuck Greta (I want to hear that little retard moan my name all night long)
Kill Kumala's step daughter (Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire)
Posted by: Robert at November 10, 2021 12:01 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 10, 2021 12:01 AM (IJES/)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 09, 2021 11:51 PM (QU5/
Family resemblance?
https://tinyurl.com/pc6vtxb6
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2021 12:02 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Just a side note at November 10, 2021 12:03 AM (2DOZq)
If we're talking about CSI's ability to scrap her remains into a sack at a murder scene, I agree.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 10, 2021 12:03 AM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Robert at November 10, 2021 12:03 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Robert
The unshaven leg and armpit hair would be an Organic and Environmentally Friendly accelerant.
Posted by: Miklos, mildly commenting on a hypothetical at November 10, 2021 12:04 AM (QzkSJ)
Fuck Greta (I want to hear that little retard moan my name all night long) Kill Kumala's step daughter (Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire) Posted by: Robert at November 10, 2021 12:01 AM (1Yy3c)
Chelsea likely can suck dick like a hungry catfish taking in a treble hook with a wad of stinkbait balled up on it, like nobody's business.
With a mouth like that, she could make good money giving other catfish lessons on how to suck bait.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 10, 2021 12:04 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 10, 2021 12:03 AM (QU5/
You'd need one of those Bissell rug shampooers with the pit hair attachment.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2021 12:05 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Azjaeger at November 10, 2021 12:05 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 09, 2021 11:48 PM (VxC1e)
That is a good question, one I'm more interested in is if archaic Greek like Mycenaean is a straight predecessor to Classical Greek or more like French is to English.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 10, 2021 12:06 AM (P9T5R)
With choices like that, I think I will take AOP's Swamp Thing out instead.
Posted by: whig at November 10, 2021 12:08 AM (9hXN1)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 10, 2021 12:09 AM (SchxB)
.....
Just wait until you are completely useless at trivia night at the bar unless there is a Geography or History question.
You'll recognize that all the hard work of ignoring sports and entertainment has come to fruition.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 10, 2021 12:09 AM (5We2S)
Greta
Chelsea
Kamala's step daughter
Posted by: Just a side note at November 09, 2021 11:57 PM (2DOZq)
The only winning move is not to play.
Posted by: Whole Lotta Rosie at November 10, 2021 12:10 AM (4I/2K)
Not even Yours Truly would consider engaging in an act of coition with a scion of the Clinton family!
Posted by: Zettai at November 10, 2021 12:11 AM (1c5s7)
You'll recognize that all the hard work of ignoring sports and entertainment has come to fruition.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 10, 2021 12:09 AM (5We2S)
LOL, there's a local team trivia contest at a local bar every week. When I walk in? I get recruited for History and Geography... and science... questions.
They know I don't know shit about modern culture...
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 10, 2021 12:13 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Pete Bog at November 10, 2021 12:15 AM (bzrNB)
Posted by: Rachel Jeantel, noted linguist at November 10, 2021 12:16 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Toxteth O'Grady at November 10, 2021 12:16 AM (kKNoy)
It's AVERSE, not adverse. We have become AVERSE to risk, avoiding it at all costs.
Posted by: GWB at November 10, 2021 12:16 AM (Gcsm/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at
I am so calling bullsh*t. He never would have missed that. What kid cares if their parents are there if they are going trick or treating with a group of friends? Make it make sense.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 10, 2021 12:18 AM (c2zke)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Did you make Lamar Alexander a plaid cocktail?
Posted by: Inquiring Miklos at November 10, 2021 12:18 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 10, 2021 12:20 AM (P9T5R)
Posted by: Kindltot
Nope
Long jacket, short skirt
Posted by: Miklos will have some Cake, thank you at November 10, 2021 12:21 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 10, 2021 12:23 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Miklos will have some Cake, thank you at November 10, 2021 12:21 AM
Am I the only person on the planet who thinks Diana Rigg had a spare eyeball hidden beneath her right cheekbone?
Posted by: Zettai at November 10, 2021 12:24 AM (1c5s7)
Short summary, any conviction in the case would be a miscarriage of justice given the evidence presented.
Posted by: whig at November 10, 2021 12:24 AM (9hXN1)
Well, yeah. They are a big shot Dem family, and Halloween is the biggest Satanic day of the year. They want to be together as a family for it.
Posted by: Azjaeger at November 10, 2021 12:25 AM (3/XaG)
LA County DA Gascón under fire as convicted killer set to be released 6 years into 50-year sentence
As George Gascon closes in on his one year anniversary as Los Angeles County's district attorney, another controversial move by his office is raising questions about his criminal justice system reform policies.
This month, his office used a legal technicality that will lead to the release of Andrew Cachu, a convicted murderer and documented gang member who was sentenced to 50 years in prison.
Cachu was convicted of gunning down 41-year-old Louis Amela outside a Palmdale restaurant in 2015. At the time, Cachu was a few weeks shy of his 18th birthday, but was tried as an adult.
An attorney for the Amela family says they are outraged about the release and shocked that the District Attorney's Office failed to even consult with them about the move.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 10, 2021 12:25 AM (MFZ8i)
This is not without recent precedent, sorry to inform you.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 10, 2021 12:26 AM (jTmQV)
I've been keeping up with the Rittenhouse persecution by reading Jack Posobiec on Twitter, though I doubt TPTB are going to let Rittenhouse walk...
Posted by: Zettai at November 10, 2021 12:27 AM (1c5s7)
We are dealing with pure evil, after all.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 10, 2021 12:30 AM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Miklos , who couls=d also mention Mickey's Big Mouths at November 10, 2021 12:30 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Zettai at November 10
I saw someone on twitter post a video by George Floyd's brother. They are photographing the jury. It will be LA around 92? Again if he's acquitted.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 10, 2021 12:30 AM (c2zke)
Posted by: Zettai at November 10, 2021 12:30 AM (1c5s7)
I've been keeping up with the Rittenhouse persecution by reading Jack Posobiec on Twitter, though I doubt TPTB are going to let Rittenhouse walk...
Posted by: Zettai at November 10, 2021 12:27 AM (1c5s7)
If he doesnt walk after the job the prosecution did, it will only make things even worse. It will just be another unmasking on how the system is rigged.
Posted by: redchief at November 10, 2021 12:31 AM (Kab4E)
Looks like all those diversity and inclusion and affirmative action programs by big corporations and getting rid of competent white people has really paid off for them. They will be getting a lot more of what they deserve.
Posted by: Ripley at November 10, 2021 12:31 AM (PTDkx)
Posted by: Zettai
John Steel>>>Christopher Steele
Posted by: Miklos, who loved the Original Avengers at November 10, 2021 12:31 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 10, 2021 12:30 AM (c2zke)
White teenage shoots 3 white men including a pedophile.
I await the response to those riots.
Posted by: redchief at November 10, 2021 12:32 AM (Kab4E)
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 10, 2021 12:25 AM (MFZ8i)
The future of justice is cinderblocks.
Posted by: Sjg at November 10, 2021 12:34 AM (gDSJf)
Posted by: Miklos, an original Famous Flame at November 10, 2021 12:34 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: redchief at November 10, 2021 12:32 AM (Kab4E)
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The roof Koreans are cleaning their weapons.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 10, 2021 12:34 AM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Ripley at November 10, 2021 12:31 AM (PTDkx)
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To be fair, a similar policy worked gangbusters for South Africa.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 10, 2021 12:37 AM (VxC1e)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 10, 2021 12:39 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 10, 2021 12:40 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 10, 2021 12:40 AM (BMmaB)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 10, 2021 12:41 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 10, 2021 12:41 AM (jTmQV)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 10, 2021 12:41 AM
This is known.
Posted by: Zettai at November 10, 2021 12:42 AM (1c5s7)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 10, 2021 12:41 AM (U2p+3)
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Mantle, or crust?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 10, 2021 12:42 AM (VxC1e)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable
I don't think they are big on asking for permission.
Posted by: Miklos, noting Mark Twain's famous line at November 10, 2021 12:45 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, noting Mark Twain's famous line at November 10, 2021 12:45 AM (QzkSJ)
Better to beg for forgiveness then to ask for permission.
Posted by: redchief at November 10, 2021 12:46 AM (Kab4E)
Ettes are the best women in the planet.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 10, 2021 12:41 AM (U2p+3)
The Universe knows this to be true. The Horde knows this to be true. I know this to be true.
And this is a Truth worth fighting for. Violence in defense of an 'Ette is a Righteousness. Be ye therefore Righteous.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 10, 2021 12:47 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Cicero
The best pizza crust is extracted from six miles under the surface of the Earf.
Posted by: Chef Miklos, about to go checkon the Waffle House Economic Unit at November 10, 2021 12:47 AM (QzkSJ)
Whatever. Y'all get my drift.
I don't like women. Ettes are a totally different species.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 10, 2021 12:48 AM (U2p+3)
Better to beg for forgiveness then to ask for permission.
Posted by: redchief
Yes
Posted by: Samuel Langhorne Miklos-Clemens at November 10, 2021 12:48 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: nurse ratched
___
*fistbump*
So glad to have met you.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 10, 2021 12:49 AM (02clD)
Posted by: nurse ratched
___
*fistbump*
So glad to have met you.
Posted by: SMH
*virtual signs of respect and affection*
Posted by: Long Distance Miklos at November 10, 2021 12:50 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 10, 2021 12:51 AM (02clD)
Roof Koreans or 2a Patriots are not going to be tolerated until widespread shtf. More than just blue shithole cities.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 10, 2021 12:52 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Miklos, trying Humor over the Ether at November 10, 2021 12:54 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: USNtakim
___
Whole lotta country.
Whole lotta backhoes.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 10, 2021 12:56 AM (02clD)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 10, 2021 12:57 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 10, 2021 12:58 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 10, 2021 12:59 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 10, 2021 12:58 AM
*notes that it is already past 0600Z at the palatial Zettaibunker...
Posted by: Zettai at November 10, 2021 01:00 AM (1c5s7)
How long we been bonded, sis? Ten years, more or less? Through times, smooth, turbulent and crazy. Yet, we abide. And I get to hang with and choot guns with her Ex-Ex, and we have all the funz.
Horde is Family, and 'Ettes are .. well, if I had to explain, ya wouldn't understand. Nurse is RIGHT. 'Ettes exist on a higher plane, and our job is to strive to be worthy.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 10, 2021 01:01 AM (QzJWU)
Whole lotta backhoes.
Posted by: SMH
"There's a lot of great big country
Just waiting to be explored
So come on now and join us
With the backhoe of Virgil Ward"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnsoXnOHXDc
Posted by: Miklos does recall at November 10, 2021 01:01 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 10, 2021 01:03 AM (msXpL)
{{{Jim}}}
Not quite ten years, but it seems like I've known you forever.
Love ya too, big bro.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 10, 2021 01:03 AM (02clD)
Posted by: Zettai
*notes that Zettai must on the islands of either St. Pierre or Miquelon*
*also prolly spells liter "litre"*
Posted by: Miklos, drinking locally, thinking globally at November 10, 2021 01:04 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 10, 2021 01:04 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 10, 2021 01:04 AM (02clD)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 10, 2021 01:09 AM (a4EWo)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmkedewKfEc
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 10, 2021 01:13 AM (02clD)
*tone arm skids off of record sound* Well, hell. Was a nice dream, while it lasted. LOL.
All the hugs, dear DDS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 10, 2021 01:14 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 10, 2021 01:21 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at November 10, 2021 01:21 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: SMH
Now see?
We can have nice toe things.
Posted by: the kittehs at November 10, 2021 01:28 AM (QzkSJ)
Otherwise, kittens see toes as about so many crunchy Cheetos, there to be nom nom nomed.
Still. Kittens! *dives into kitten pile*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 10, 2021 01:37 AM (QzJWU)
-----
*hmm...you know what this toe needs? a nice 3/8" inch deep puncture wound*
Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at November 10, 2021 01:39 AM (l0Lgi)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 10, 2021 01:41 AM (02clD)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2021 01:46 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 10, 2021 01:49 AM (DMQdU)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 10, 2021 01:50 AM (1t5dY)
12 y/o, six pound kitteh (Bonnie), going NUTS on my hands, even after thorough washing, after I've handled raw chicken to prep it for dinner.
She barely can refrain herself from literally, eating my fingers. Wee little predator kitteh!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 10, 2021 01:56 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 10, 2021 01:49 AM (DMQdU)
Heh. I just stuck the battery in it. The "down-arrow" key didn't work, but the "up-arrow" does, so I was able to get into both call logs and contacts, and manually copy out the desired numbers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2021 01:58 AM (P3gRi)
When you use the term "we" in this manner you advertise acceptance of the bit and snaffle.
Posted by: ZOD at November 10, 2021 02:00 AM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 10, 2021 02:01 AM (9Fwwf)
On what limp planet do you live on? Planet Wimpy? I'd be carrying, at a minimum, a .357 magnum with 3 speedloaders. Jacketed hollowpoints, of fucking course.
You spray a grizzly with pepper spray, and all he will notice is that you taste 'Mexican'? A bit spicy. All in all, I want this guy to go hiking. A lot. Wear cameras. And several GPS trackers. Eventually, they will all come out as grizzly shit.
And we WILL find them.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 10, 2021 02:02 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 10, 2021 01:49 AM (DMQdU)
No need for that. He has a hammer nearby.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 10, 2021 02:05 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 10, 2021 02:05 AM (F0YaR)
Phone joins me on the nest trip to desert with the shootin' irons.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2021 02:06 AM (P3gRi)
When you use the term "we" in this manner you advertise acceptance of the bit and snaffle.
Posted by: ZOD
snaffle or Snapple?
Posted by: Miklos tried Snapple because they advertised with Rush at November 10, 2021 02:08 AM (QzkSJ)
At the TxMoMeet, I kinda demonstrated the shootin' of a 3" Ruger Alaskan in .44 Magnum. Pair of 1" groups fired double action at seven yards. What I ought to have done was fired a cylinder of six at the steel plate at the same distance. Six rounds of .44 mag says "NO, GRIZZLY!" in under two seconds, with far more emphasis than any pepper spray. But then, recoil scares me a LOT less than a Grizzly Bear!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 10, 2021 02:09 AM (QzJWU)
She barely can refrain herself from literally, eating my fingers. Wee little predator kitteh!
Jim
So.
Cat-carers should not prepare chicken with toes.
The things one learns here.
Posted by: Miklos, trying to remember to make a note at November 10, 2021 02:10 AM (QzkSJ)
The things one learns here. Posted by: Miklos, trying to remember to make a note at November 10, 2021 02:10 AM (QzkSJ)
And Popsicle Toes are right out, regardless of what the jazz musicians might say to the contrary.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston,TX
Posted by: Jim at November 10, 2021 02:13 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 10, 2021 02:15 AM (+xGNi)
I first fired a .44 magnum at the local dump. No one warned me of the recoil (thanks Dad) and so the barrel hit me in the forehead... But I hit what I was aiming at.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 10, 2021 02:16 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Dr. Bone
I have a list of people who need the WKRP Turkey Treatment.
Posted by: AeroMiklos at November 10, 2021 02:16 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, considering the advantages of horizontality at November 10, 2021 02:19 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, considering the advantages of horizontality at November 10, 2021 02:20 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 10, 2021 02:16 AM (F0YaR)
Ask Nurse Ratched how I did with the snubbie .44 Mag there in Corsicana. Point being, I've trained with the heavy recoil, not because I like it, but in order to fully master the lesser calibers, without fear.
Train with a .454 Casul, or S&W .460 Mag. Everything else is cake, after those. (or .357 mag out of Scandium/Titainium anything else).
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 10, 2021 02:22 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Jim at November 10, 2021 02:25 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 10, 2021 02:28 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2021 02:33 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Skip at November 10, 2021 02:38 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Skip
Pay attention
Skip may have learned this the Hard Way
Posted by: Miklos, respecting the Knowledges of Skip at November 10, 2021 03:00 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: m at November 10, 2021 03:18 AM (TZgEk)
Up early for some reason. I'll go work out later. In the meantime I'm here, watching a late-in-the-run House episode, sipping coffee, with Chekov the Ailing Codger Cat purring on the floor near me. It's amazing, but he still looks great, as beautiful as ever with his thick triple coat. It's just when he walks that he has troubles. You'd hardly know he's sick when he's sprawled on the carpet, "relaxing."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 10, 2021 03:22 AM (c6xtn)
Posted by: Skip at November 10, 2021 04:06 AM (2JoB8)
Latest rumor is has contracted Bells-Palsy. There goes his Presidential aspirations.
Posted by: Paladin at November 10, 2021 07:08 AM (wpleL)
It's said that the bullet will blow the target's head clean off.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 10, 2021 09:35 AM (BMmaB)
They do seem to be a bit helpful, maybe because they failed to check on Jerry after his return from the hospital after a fall. You see he fell again the next day, they failed to check on him and he laid in the bathroom, in his own shit for 14 hours, almost died as his blood sugar got too low. He was sent to the health care section and died a few months later.
That's quality "senior care" you pay good money to buy in for, then thousands a month in rent.
I'm SIL, so I have to tread carefully. His 2 daughters are so tired, drained and don't want to fight, that's understandable. What to do...I'll start dealing w/ this mess again tomorrow, just wanted to vent here, TY.
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