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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (11/6/21) Fall Back Edition
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A woman tries getting on a bus, but realizes her skirt is too tight. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, but only to discover that she couldn't.
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.
After becoming quite frustrated and embarrassed, she once again attempted to unzip her skirt more in order to allow more leg room to get on the first step of the bus.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus,
She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"
The Texan smiled and drawled "Well ma'am, normally I would agree with you but after you unzipped my fly three times I kinda figured we were friends. - (H/T Iris)
So if the Fabulous Mrs. Mis. Hum. asks to go on a foreign vacation, the response is. No! Hell no!
A Dutch man had to undergo reconstructive surgery on his penis after a cobra bit his manhood during a safari trip in South Africa — causing it to rot. The 47-year-old victim suffered scrotal necrosis after the cold-blooded serpent, which was lurking in the toilet bowl, attacked, according to Urology Case Reports. In what the medical journal described as the first case of “snouted cobra envenomation of the genitals,” the unidentified man had to wait three hours before he was flown by helicopter to the nearest trauma center some 220 miles away.
I try to keep politics out of The ONT on Saturdays.......Too good to pass up tonight.
I breastfeed my boys aged 5 and 6 in the playground – I won’t stop until they’re ready
This mom still breastfeeds her two boys – aged five and six – before and after school and says she won’t stop until they decide it’s time on their own. Sheryl Wynne, from Wakefield, West Yorkshire, England insists that breastfeeding her school-age sons is completely normal as it has cemented a lifelong bond between them and made them “closer”. The 39-year-old nurses both Riley, six, and Mylo, five, before school, in the evening and throughout the night. Sheryl claims ‘mommy milk’ is the ‘ultimate parenting tool’ as it helps calm the children and comforts them when they’re upset or ill.
I never had this problem. Why humans are growing taller.
Over centuries, humans have been growing taller. Now scientists think they have the answer as to why, and the phenomenon is explained by a sensor in the brain. The discovery made by UK scientists could inform the development of new drugs to help delayed growth in humans and boost muscle mass. Throughout history, as nutritional health has improved, so have people’s growing potential.Now about being horizontally challenged........
Born on this day: November 6, 1948 - Glenn Frey
Glenn Frey, guitar, vocals, the Eagles, (1977 US No.1 & UK No.8 single 'Hotel California', plus 5 US No.1 albums. ‘Greatest Hits 1971-1975’ is the second biggest selling album in the world with sales over 30m). Solo (1985 UK No.12 single 'The Heat Is On'). Frey died on 18 Jan 2016 died at the age of 67 in New York City from complications arising from rheumatoid arthritis, colitis and pneumonia. via thisdayinmusic.com
NSFW-Language
Go play in the freeway is a euphemism. Isn't it? Genius Award Winner.
Man dressed as Fred Flintstone attacking cars with ‘spear’ is fatally hit, TX cops say
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Zettai at November 06, 2021 08:57 PM (1c5s7)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 06, 2021 08:57 PM (YZG/i)
Posted by: Cicero kaboom! Kid, back from the brink at November 06, 2021 08:57 PM (TRGyz)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 06, 2021 08:57 PM (YZG/i)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 06, 2021 08:58 PM (YZG/i)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2021 08:58 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 06, 2021 08:59 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at Novemb
I despise the fall back hour shit
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 06, 2021 08:59 PM (PlGk9)
A snek bit his snek?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2021 08:59 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at November 06, 2021 08:59 PM (zJ7J0)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 06, 2021 09:00 PM (QFVV9)
Posted by: wing at November 06, 2021 09:00 PM (PlW9M)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 06, 2021 09:01 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 06, 2021 09:01 PM (u82oZ)
it's too late
Posted by: Braenyard at November 06, 2021 09:01 PM (S2adH)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 06, 2021 09:01 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 06, 2021 09:01 PM (F0YaR)
it'll take a day or two more to get back on an even keel, but getting sleep is back on the menu, now that the sources of the problem have been identified.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at November 06, 2021 09:02 PM (zJ7J0)
"Hello darkness my old friend
Now you'll start at 5pm"
Yeah, that's a bummer about this time of year. I feel like I barely get to see the sun. I'm a summer person.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2021 09:02 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 06, 2021 09:02 PM (u82oZ)
Let's not be too quick to judge here.
I mean it would comfort many of us when we are upset or ill.
Amirite?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2021 09:02 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 06, 2021 09:02 PM (YZG/i)
Posted by: Zettai at November 06, 2021 09:03 PM (1c5s7)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 06, 2021 09:04 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2021 09:04 PM (L2ZTs)
Those sorry MFers can blow trillions of our cash, but doing something simple??? Nah, bros, where's the payoff?
Spits.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 06, 2021 09:04 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 06, 2021 09:04 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Cicero kaboom! Kid, back from the brink at November 06, 2021 09:05 PM (TRGyz)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 06, 2021 09:05 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2021 08:59 PM (mD/uy)
Wait, I just want to get one good picture before the swelling goes down!
Posted by: Guy whose junk scared a cobra at November 06, 2021 09:06 PM (u1eUk)
Posted by: Cicero kaboom! Kid, back from the brink at November 06, 2021 09:06 PM (TRGyz)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 06, 2021 09:02 PM (u82oZ)
I could go either way. But pick one, dammit, and stick with it!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2021 09:06 PM (evAgx)
Great thread as always MH. Thanks a bunch.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at November 06, 2021 09:07 PM (DS/kF)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 06, 2021 09:07 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: irongrampa at November 06, 2021 09:07 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2021 09:07 PM (R+A4V)
Lovely pet thread today, and most likely a wonderful ONT...
off to read content.
Thank you sir, in advance
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 06, 2021 09:07 PM (5YdO/)
Great joke too!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at November 06, 2021 09:08 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: Sandy at November 06, 2021 09:08 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 06, 2021 09:08 PM (hOUT3)
Inconvenient: Having to remember that every single person outside of AZ is operating on a different schedule now.
Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2021 09:08 PM (R+A4V)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2021 09:08 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at November 06, 2021 09:02 PM (zJ7J0)
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Good show. A night's sleep makes things better.
So, it went better than expected?
Posted by: Braenyard at November 06, 2021 09:08 PM (S2adH)
Posted by: Conor at November 06, 2021 09:09 PM (hOUT3)
So modern feminists who have distorted their concept of womanhood find fulfillment in it.
Of course the Pete Buttigiegs and Dr Levines of the Left are gonna mess with that too, eventually
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 06, 2021 09:09 PM (YZG/i)
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Usually when that happens you can pay a nurse to suck out the venom.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 06, 2021 09:09 PM (VxC1e)
Yo, Santa! Just a request that Mis Hum wil get coal in his Christmas stocking for pulling that prank...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at November 06, 2021 09:09 PM (rwusL)
If you need a little pick-me-up this weekend, the Tabernacle Choir's Sunday broadcast will be a patriotic program to honor our Veterans:
https://tinyurl.com/348yznds
It's refreshing to hear this kind of music again, performed live, after these past 18 months. Catch the live broadcast on that page, starting at 9:30 AM Mountain Time. Then the video will be available on that same page after the broadcast.
Those of you whom I got to meet at the TxMoMe might enjoy this rendering of God Bless America. Pause the video at 1:27 for a spectacular view:
https://tinyurl.com/tp9rnumd
Posted by: Half Dozen at November 06, 2021 09:10 PM (WX+KH)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at November 06, 2021 09:10 PM (IBOtG)
Oh, one of the shitweasels in charge has once again introduced the elimination of DST. I think this time it is Rubio.
Maybe they can build it back better.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 06, 2021 09:10 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Cicero
"What did the Dr. say?"
"He said you're gonna die."
--- Just the punchline
Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2021 09:10 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 06, 2021 09:12 PM (5YdO/)
28 Ozzyman should be newscasting Rittehouse trial.
Posted by: Cicero kaboom! Kid, back from the brink at November 06, 2021 09:05 PM (TRGyz)
Ozzy man likely believes that Rittehouse should rot in prison
Posted by: Buzzion at November 06, 2021 09:12 PM (XOODc)
Posted by: Lyndon at November 06, 2021 09:12 PM (AmoqO)
Red Hot Candiru Peppers...?
at... the Palazzo? ... sometime back...
Neverrrr miiiind.
Posted by: mindful webworker doesn't know music venues in the real world at November 06, 2021 09:12 PM (ltlJ/)
When analyzed properly, it explains so much of the crap that is going on today amongst our putative corrupt "betters"!
Posted by: Conor at November 06, 2021 09:13 PM (hOUT3)
Oh, one of the shitweasels in charge has once again introduced the elimination of DST. I think this time it is Rubio.
Maybe they can build it back better.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 06, 2021 09:10 PM (63Dwl)
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You would think that with $2 trillion to fritter away they could lob a few bucks toward time standardization.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 06, 2021 09:13 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 06, 2021 09:13 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: jasonj at November 06, 2021 09:14 PM (ocTOb)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at November 06, 2021 09:14 PM (Agr8U)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 06, 2021 09:14 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2021 09:15 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 06, 2021 09:15 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at November 06, 2021 09:15 PM (IBOtG)
Posted by: jasonj
What time?
Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2021 09:15 PM (FkR2T)
A lot, but we're anti-social.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 06, 2021 09:16 PM (SchxB)
But, I won't click, nope, wouldn't be prudent...
dammit....
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 06, 2021 09:16 PM (2SdPm)
Then the libs screwed it up with DST.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 06, 2021 09:08 PM (hOUT3)
Zulu time FTW!
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at November 06, 2021 09:16 PM (Agr8U)
A lot, but we're anti-social.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 06, 2021 09:16 PM (SchxB)
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It's all that fucking sun.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 06, 2021 09:17 PM (VxC1e)
And where?!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 06, 2021 09:18 PM (5YdO/)
If we could build domes over the cities and air condition them it would be better. Might make getting in and out by air a little more difficult, though.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 06, 2021 09:18 PM (SchxB)
Yo, Santa! Just a request that Mis Hum wil get coal in his Christmas stocking for pulling that prank...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in A
Global warming FTW
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 06, 2021 09:18 PM (PlGk9)
And where?!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 06, 2021 09:18 PM (5YdO/)
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The sunny part of the state.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 06, 2021 09:18 PM (2SdPm)
There is only "now."
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 06, 2021 09:14 PM (BFigT)
The acts of days past are lost to time. They are known to you, but unalterable, try as you will to change them.
The future that lies before you is unknown and might exist only for a few fleeting minutes, or continue for decades.
The only instant of time over which you have control is now, so endeavor to live your life today, so that tomorrow you will forever be proud of your actions of yesterday!
Posted by: Zombie Marcus Aurelius at November 06, 2021 09:18 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: qdpsteve
AZ is MST (except for the Navaho reservation) all year long.
We don't do that lose an hour, gain an hour crap.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 06, 2021 09:19 PM (zoGah)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 06, 2021 09:19 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 06, 2021 09:19 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 06, 20
***SNORT***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 06, 2021 09:19 PM (PlGk9)
Posted by: Willem Van Der Clinton at November 06, 2021 09:20 PM (TRGyz)
We don't do that lose an hour, gain an hour crap.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 06, 2021 09:19 PM (zoGah)
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Very much looking to return to that.
Oh, and by the way, don't let the open carry of sidearms is normal put you off. AZ is home to some of the nicest people I've ever met.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 06, 2021 09:20 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 06, 2021 09:18 PM (SchxB)
I like the way you think, and actually the cessation of air travel from the bigger cities should be viewed as a plus!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 06, 2021 09:20 PM (hOUT3)
There is only "now."
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 06, 2021 09:14 PM (BFigT)
metaphysical thought for the night - in a strict mechanistic, physical understanding of the universe, that is true. Existence is the persistent presence of the "now" with no regard for future or past.
but why have their existed some people who have glimpsed pieces of the future? I don't mean extrapolated from current events, or made educated guesses. I mean people who have seen events far in advance that they could not possibly have even guessed at.
the implication is that a strict physical explanation of existence does not go far enough.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2021 09:21 PM (evAgx)
Oh. There. OK!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 06, 2021 09:21 PM (5YdO/)
Posted by: Jewells45
Ugh. Poor kid. That is rough.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2021 09:21 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: jasonj
What time?
Posted by: davidt
MST or Tempe International Time...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 06, 2021 09:22 PM (zoGah)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 06, 2021 09:01 PM (Dc2NZ)
No daylight savings time here in Arizona. Or in Saskatchewan. Alberta just narrowly (3000 votes) defeated a referendum question that would have put the province on permanent Mountain Daylight time.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2021 09:22 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 06, 2021 09:18 PM (SchxB)
And The Carousel rides are to die for.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 06, 2021 09:22 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 06, 2021 09:19 PM (nxdel)
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How awful! Prayers up for all involved, and the family and friends of the victim.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at November 06, 2021 09:22 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: Fred Flintstone at November 06, 2021 09:22 PM (63Dwl)
Added to prayers.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at November 06, 2021 09:22 PM (DS/kF)
Posted by: blake
Your second sentence is very much a logical result of your first.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2021 09:23 PM (mD/uy)
Sorry, ma'am, that was intended as a joke. Greer is at about 8000 feet elevation and gets more than a little snow in the winter.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 06, 2021 09:23 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2021 09:22 PM (P3gRi)
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Certain area of Indiana do not observe daylight savings, either.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 06, 2021 09:23 PM (2SdPm)
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Just accept that Madame Cleo and her abilities are beyond the ken of natural science.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 06, 2021 09:23 PM (VxC1e)
Mountain and Central are the time zones of Fourth of July parades, band concerts in the park, Friday night football and church socials.
Eastern and Pacific are the time zones of CRT, 57 genders, taking a knee during the Anthem and hipster vegans.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 06, 2021 09:23 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 06, 2021 09:24 PM (zoGah)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2021 09:02 PM (L2ZTs)
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The sun'll come out tomorrow!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 06, 2021 09:24 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Joe from Scranton at November 06, 2021 09:24 PM (JPtHE)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2021 09:25 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 06, 2021 09:24 PM (CAJOC)
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Arf!
Posted by: Sandy at November 06, 2021 09:25 PM (VxC1e)
bet your bottom dollar that I'm annoyed by the end of DST ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2021 09:25 PM (L2ZTs)
Let's not be too quick to judge here.
I mean it would comfort many of us when we are upset or ill.
Amirite?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2021 09:02 PM (mD/uy)
Reminds me of the scene in the movie Grown Ups where Kevin James' wife breastfeeds their son. When Chris Rock asks how old the boy is, Kevin James' character says, '48 months.' 'That's four YEARS!' Rock then says.
Hysterical.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 06, 2021 09:26 PM (r2Iho)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 06, 2021 09:26 PM (5YdO/)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 06, 2021 09:27 PM (nxdel)
I mean, WTAF, man?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 06, 2021 09:27 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 06, 2021 09:04 PM (F0YaR)
I know one of our senators here in WA did.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 06, 2021 09:27 PM (jm4rC)
Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistries Appreciation Association, AoSHQ Claque at November 06, 2021 09:27 PM (a3Q+t)
Sweating Bullets and Symphony of Destruction were a fine palate cleanser.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 06, 2021 09:27 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2021 09:28 PM (R+A4V)
NOVEMBER 02, 2021 10:00 AM
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bloody cold
Posted by: Braenyard at November 06, 2021 09:28 PM (S2adH)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 06, 2021 09:26 PM (5YdO/)
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Ah, so, you live at the lower elevations of CO.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 06, 2021 09:28 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: jasonj at November 06, 2021 09:28 PM (ocTOb)
1. Mountain
2. Central
3. Pacific
4. Eastern
Posted by: Beartooth at November 06, 2021 09:28 PM (d8xPm)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 06, 2021 09:27 PM (nxdel)
she might want to arm up, if the perp knows she witnessed the murder.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2021 09:29 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 06, 2021 09:30 PM (nxdel)
some states tried it year-round and ended up with kids going to school in the dark part of the year, I believe?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2021 09:30 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 06, 2021 09:31 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 06, 2021 09:31 PM (5YdO/)
There is only "now."
**
And even that is slightly in the past.
We can never live in the present.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Pfizer added a heart attack stabilizer to the kids injection, p14 at November 06, 2021 09:31 PM (QqXpN)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 06, 2021 09:26 PM (5YdO/)
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8k. Pffft.
I spent a week above 15k once. There was no air at all. I was literally in space.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 06, 2021 09:31 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 06, 2021 09:04 PM (F0YaR)
I know one of our senators here in WA did.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 06, 2021 09:27 PM (jm4rC)
Well, if you are going to eliminate clock-changing, just stick with Standard Time. None of this bullshit about year-round DST.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2021 09:31 PM (P3gRi)
some states tried it year-round and ended up with kids going to school in the dark part of the year
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My sympathy is approximately zero.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 06, 2021 09:32 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 06, 2021 09:32 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
So I assume the tights and thermals are now permanently glommed onto your skin? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2021 09:32 PM (L2ZTs)
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It's neat how that works for any town everywhere, from Black Mountain, NC to Clemson, SC.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Pfizer added a heart attack stabilizer to the kids injection, p14 at November 06, 2021 09:32 PM (QqXpN)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 06, 2021 09:32 PM (BFigT)
some states tried it year-round and ended up with kids going to school in the dark part of the year, I believe?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2021 09:30 PM (L2ZTs)
Exactly. What you gain one one end, you lose on the other.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2021 09:33 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Coquettish Haberdasher at November 06, 2021 09:33 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 06, 2021 09:32 PM (sJHOI)
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He's been pretty tolerable during the past four years.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 06, 2021 09:33 PM (VxC1e)
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My sympathy is approximately zero.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 06, 2021 09:32 PM (/U27+)
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I was living in OK during the Carter years. I remember standing out in the snow drifts, in the dark, waiting for the bus. I want to say the Carter admin played some stupid game with the clocks and, voila, darkness for all the kids going to school.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 06, 2021 09:34 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Pfizer added a heart attack stabilizer to the kids injection, p14 at November 06, 2021 09:34 PM (QqXpN)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 06, 2021 09:34 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2021 09:35 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: banana Dream at November 06, 2021 09:35 PM (Mlkm4)
The Captain of the Gate:
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh soon or late.
And how can man die better
Than shooting what marauds,
For the ashes of his fathers,
And the temples of his gods
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 06, 2021 09:35 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Pfizer added a heart attack stabilizer to the kids injection, p14 at November 06, 2021 09:34 PM (QqXpN)
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A lot of people who live in Bullhead City, AZ, work in Laughlin. They're not fond of the time change.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 06, 2021 09:35 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2021 09:35 PM (L2ZTs)
Phrasing dude,phrasing!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 06, 2021 09:36 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 06, 2021 09:36 PM (5YdO/)
Posted by: banana Dream at November 06, 2021 09:35 PM (Mlkm4)
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The deadly Western Nutsack Viper attacks stealthily and without warning.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 06, 2021 09:36 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: FriscoYoda at November 06, 2021 09:36 PM (+56GQ)
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 06, 2021 09:37 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2021 09:37 PM (FkR2T)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2021 09:37 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Coquettish Haberdasher at November 06, 2021 09:33 PM (buTO7)
I have a GE electric range, with digital clock. And you can set the hours/minutes forward or back. Amazing! I got this range at Goodwill two years ago. Very clean, very lightly used. It was priced at $50. Turned out it was "half-price Saturday". That was a screaming deal, and all functions on it work perfectly.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2021 09:37 PM (P3gRi)
Best of Breed for Delilah but nothing in the Hound Group. Had she even gotten a 4th place, she'd be the #1 Borzoi all-breed. But tomorrow's another day.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 06, 2021 09:38 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Shep at November 06, 2021 09:38 PM (mD/uy)
And the last bit was driving the 101 halfway around the Phoenix metro area in the frigging dark. That is no treat for me but we made it in OK.
Posted by: Farmer at November 06, 2021 09:38 PM (PzqA/)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 06, 2021 09:38 PM (5YdO/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 06, 2021 09:36 PM (VxC1e)
Piker.
Posted by: The Otters at November 06, 2021 09:38 PM (r2Iho)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at
Door County
Good to see you tonight
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 06, 2021 09:38 PM (PlGk9)
some states tried it year-round and ended up with kids going to school in the dark part of the year
__________
My sympathy is approximately zero.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 06, 2021 09:32 PM (/U27+)
And you'll likely end up with that no matter what you do. Because a time zone isn't some uniform thing. If the sunrises at 7 am in New York it's also 7 am in Ohio but it is going to still be a while before that sun comes up.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 06, 2021 09:40 PM (XOODc)
141 MisHum, why do you hate us so?
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 06, 2021 09:37 P
Hate is such a strong word
I giggled as I wrote the ont
That doesn't sound like hate
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 06, 2021 09:41 PM (PlGk9)
I did not know there was "scrotal necrosis." I did not need to know this.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 06, 2021 09:41 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Farmer at November 06, 2021 09:38 PM (PzqA/)
If you are going to be in the PHX area for more than a few days, we should try to meet up.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2021 09:42 PM (P3gRi)
Sure enough, two marks, maybe an inch apart right on the buttocks. Well, someone manned up, and did the "suck the poison from the wound" thing. Meanwhile, some people decided a snake in the outhouse wasn't a great idea, so, decided to do something about it. The went out, shined a flashlight in the hole, and, there was chicken, beak about an inch open, fiercly protecting her nest.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 06, 2021 09:42 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2021 09:30 PM (L2ZTs)
Too bad it would be impossible to do something like change the starting time for classes.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 06, 2021 09:42 PM (P9T5R)
Posted by: jasonj at November 06, 2021 09:28 PM (ocTOb)
When I was growing up and living on my bike, those canals were my avenues to everywhere in the city. This was long before everyone else discovered them and started using the access roads for exercise etc. It was like a real life set of chutes and ladders that let you go anywhere in no time at all.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2021 09:42 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2021 09:42 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 06, 2021 09:43 PM (EZebt)
Our backyard was the site of a deer family reunion or something. I counted 8 out there at the same time this afternoon - eating needles off the pine tree, laying around, hanging out - there were 4 bucks and 4 does, so maybe it's like the hot new singles bar....
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 06, 2021 09:43 PM (HabA/)
Hate is such a strong word
I giggled as I wrote the ont
That doesn't sound like hate
+++
It's my knee jerk reaction to anything Yoko.
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 06, 2021 09:43 PM (7ZQe3)
I did not know there was "scrotal necrosis." I did not need to know this.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Don't sit to pee... and turn on the stupid light!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 06, 2021 09:43 PM (zoGah)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 06, 2021 09:42 PM (P9T5R)
Finally! Someone besides me actually said it!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2021 09:44 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Coquettish Haberdasher at November 06, 2021 09:33 PM (buTO7)
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I've seen my atomic clock do that. Kinda randomly, though. Just suddenly decides it needs to reset itself.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 06, 2021 09:45 PM (CAJOC)
Very nice click through and Glenn Frye! Thank you Mis Hum!
Yea Cyclones! Spartans not so much
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 06, 2021 09:45 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2021 09:45 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Pfizer added a heart attack
Yeah, that time zone switch there hung me up year visiting Chattanooga. I wanted to see a reenactment at the Chickamauga battlefield and missed a chunk of it due the different time zones.
Posted by: Beartooth at November 06, 2021 09:45 PM (d8xPm)
I refuse to allow the left to destroy my country. Not on MY watch. Don't care the method of stopping them anymore, only that they be stopped.
This most exceptional country must not fall to such bipedal scum.
Posted by: irongrampa at November 06, 2021 09:46 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: jasonj at November 06, 2021 09:46 PM (ocTOb)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2021 09:31 PM (P3gRi)
During the Russian revolution the Duma declared daylight savings time for all of Russia, and then forgot about it leaving the Soviet Union on DST for at least 60 years.
In A Day In the Life of Ivan Denisovich one of the prisoners tells a bumpkin that is mad because he can't tell time by the sun, that the Duma had raised its hands to the heavens and like Joshua bade the Sun to pause in its travel.
I think on that twice a year. Bastards.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 06, 2021 09:47 PM (P9T5R)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 06, 2021 09:47 PM (S2adH)
169 Greer in the winter, pass. Winterhaven on Mt. Lemmon would be nice in July. How about Tempe in January...lots of good bars to hit.....not to mention coeds....
Posted by: jasonj at November 06, 2021 09:46 PM (ocTOb)
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I'm up for hitting some coeds.
Posted by: Ike Turner at November 06, 2021 09:47 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 06, 2021 09:42 PM (P9T5R)
Finally! Someone besides me actually said it!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2021 09:44 PM (evAgx)
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Every year, my son's school would send out a survey. Every year, I'd put on it that it was ridiculous for the school to start at 7:30 AM, with his bus pick-up at 7:00 AM, especially since we're told the kids need 10-11 hours of sleep. I always suggested later starts (when I was in grade school, we started at 9:00). Nothing ever came of it.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 06, 2021 09:47 PM (CAJOC)
You know, that would certainly try my Christian charity. Even the Good Samaritan just had to help some poor schmuck who had gotten the crap beaten out of him. He didn't have to put his mouth where nobody wants to put their mouth.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 06, 2021 09:49 PM (HabA/)
Why would you hit coeds?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 06, 2021 09:49 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at November 06, 2021 09:49 PM (4I/2K)
Apparently, the only thing worse than seeing a mamba in the toilet is NOT seeing it. Everyone was too scared to use the facilities at that point.
Posted by: PabloD at November 06, 2021 09:50 PM (7Blpl)
That lasted half a year.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 06, 2021 09:50 PM (P9T5R)
Although, the girl dog seems quite content...
I guess I'll go ahead and wander over to the AoS lounge, and drown my sorrows.....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 06, 2021 09:50 PM (5YdO/)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 06, 2021 09:45 PM (CAJOC)
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I suppose being an atomic clock comes with an incredible responsibility to be accurate.
Posted by: Coquettish Haberdasher at November 06, 2021 09:50 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 06, 2021 09:47 PM (S2adH)
* * * *
That was no Muse. That was a Demon.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at November 06, 2021 09:50 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2021 09:52 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 06, 2021 09:53 PM (5YdO/)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at November 06, 2021 09:53 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: Rex B at November 06, 2021 09:53 PM (kromb)
Posted by: PabloD at November 06, 2021 09:50 PM (7Blpl)
https://youtu.be/QsaG8rJGlyQ
Posted by: Buzzion at November 06, 2021 09:53 PM (XOODc)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 06, 2021 09:54 PM (HabA/)
On a spiritual level I think of time as a perceivable aspect of the will of God. Indomitable, unstoppable, ever present, but also as the foundation of our free will it empowers our volition. Our choices are instantiated, made manifest by and in time. And the direction of time is towards god.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 06, 2021 09:54 PM (Mlkm4)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 06, 2021 09:54 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 06, 2021 09:32 PM (sJHOI)
Wouldn't that make him an Enema?
Posted by: Auspex at November 06, 2021 09:55 PM (Xo3T0)
However, one year or so I didn't change any of my clocks and just added or subtracted the DST change.
As you could tell, I lived alone with cats at that point . . .
Posted by: Kindltot at November 06, 2021 09:55 PM (P9T5R)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 06, 2021 09:45 PM (CAJOC)
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I suppose being an atomic clock comes with an incredible responsibility to be accurate.
Posted by: Coquettish Haberdasher at November 06, 2021 09:50 PM (buTO7)
Certainly better than Heisenberg's clock.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 06, 2021 09:55 PM (XOODc)
Was there a warm smell rising up thru the air?
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at November 06, 2021 09:49 PM (4I/2K)
Very nice !
Posted by: a.moron at November 06, 2021 09:56 PM (F6Xpw)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 06, 2021 09:32 PM (sJHOI)
Wouldn't that make him an Enema?
He belongs to the shitty?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 06, 2021 09:56 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 06, 2021 09:53 PM (5YdO/)
Yeah. Tons of venison on the hoof out here in suburbia. Unfortunately, they're also a possible source of a totaled car....
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 06, 2021 09:56 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 06, 2021 09:55 PM (XOODc)
Are you sure about that?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 06, 2021 09:57 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 06, 2021 09:49 PM (HabA/)
Canadian Ukrainian dialect comedian Nestor Pistor, did a long and convoluted feghoot-style joke about a guy who got bitten by a rattlesnake while relieving himself in the desert. Punch line: "Tell me what the doctor said!" "Doctor said, you're going to die."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2021 09:57 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2021 09:58 PM (ESjRY)
As you could tell, I lived alone with cats at that point . . .
Posted by: Kindltot at November 06, 2021 09:55 PM (P9T5R)
Post-its with a "-1" for the win!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 06, 2021 09:58 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 06, 2021 09:58 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 06, 2021 09:55 PM (XOODc)
Are you sure about that?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 06, 2021 09:57 PM (hOUT3)
Certain.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 06, 2021 09:58 PM (XOODc)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 06, 2021 09:58 PM (hOUT3)
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Heh.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 06, 2021 09:59 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
See also - #51
Posted by: Shep at November 06, 2021 09:59 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 06, 2021 09:36 PM (VxC1e)
So. A candiro, with attitude?
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 06, 2021 09:59 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2021 09:59 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: banana Dream at November 06, 2021 10:00 PM (Mlkm4)
..and then just leave it there forever!?
Everyone wins a little, and everyone loses a little. Except yez Arid Zonians, and such. *pours bourbon* Enough of this, and I'll "fall back", for sure. Cheers!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 06, 2021 10:00 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2021 10:01 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Pfizer added a heart attack stabilizer to the kids injection, p14 at November 06, 2021 10:01 PM (QqXpN)
Posted by: Shep at November 06, 2021 09:59 PM (mD/uy)
Sorry, I missed that. It's an old, old joke.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2021 10:01 PM (P3gRi)
..and then just leave it there forever!?
Everyone wins a little, and everyone loses a little. Except yez Arid Zonians, and such. *pours bourbon* Enough of this, and I'll "fall back", for sure. Cheers!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 06, 2021 10:00 PM (QzJWU)
And be like those Atlantic Time zone weirdos up on the edge of Canada? Sounds commie to me.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 06, 2021 10:01 PM (XOODc)
**
Ooooh, I like that very much.
Well, that makes one of us.
Posted by: Stan at November 06, 2021 10:01 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 06, 2021 10:01 PM (OU+8W)
Got a haircut today. No one in masks. Guy walks in, sits down, pulls mask out of his pocket. Then looks around and puts it back.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 06, 2021 10:02 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: 18-1
Attended a wedding today were the Bride and Groom urged all to wear masks during the ceremony. Most did not.
At the conclusion of the event, we all filed outside and the planner had us line the steps, wait for the couple and then -
Blow. Bubbles. All over them. While they walked past.
Read that last sentence again - slowly.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2021 10:02 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 06, 2021 10:03 PM (5YdO/)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 06, 2021 09:55 PM (XOODc)
Are you sure about that?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 06, 2021 09:57 PM (hOUT3)
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I keep my Schrodinger clock in a box.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 06, 2021 10:03 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: banana Dream at November 06, 2021 10:00 PM (Mlkm4)
Yeah, they a total ripoff. Not enough plutonium in them to make even a pansy-ass firecracker.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2021 10:03 PM (P3gRi)
My fake snake bite happened to me while running around in the tall grass fields near my grandma's house late August. This is the time of year rattlesnakes shed their skin often blinding them. So they strike without the customary rattling noise.
I hit something and go down scratching my leg. The blood is coming out pretty good so I run to the house seeking medical attention. As my mom is wiping the blood away she sees two fang marks and lets out a profanity and tells grandma to call for the doctor (this is a small town in the '60s).
Finally getting the blood stopped mom was able to see the bite marks. They turned out to be two moles spaced like a snake bite.
Posted by: Beartooth at November 06, 2021 10:03 PM (d8xPm)
I keep my Schrodinger clock in a box.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 06, 2021 10:03 PM (CAJOC)
Is it accurate?
Posted by: Buzzion at November 06, 2021 10:04 PM (XOODc)
Posted by: No One of Consequence
Is it accurate?
Posted by: Buzzion
The cat thought so.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2021 10:05 PM (mD/uy)
And every time I visit the deli I feel so sorry for those guys.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2021 10:05 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at November 06, 2021 10:05 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 06, 2021 10:03 PM (CAJOC)
Is it accurate?
Posted by: Buzzion at November 06, 2021 10:04 PM (XOODc)
Depends on what you compare it to!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 06, 2021 10:05 PM (hOUT3)
I keep my Schrodinger clock in a box.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 06, 2021 10:03 PM (CAJOC)
Is it accurate?
Posted by: Buzzion at November 06, 2021 10:04 PM (XOODc)
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Yes and no.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 06, 2021 10:05 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2021 10:06 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 06, 2021 10:04 PM (XOODc)
very accurate but no-one knows where it is
Posted by: Kindltot at November 06, 2021 10:06 PM (P9T5R)
Posted by: Just a side note at November 06, 2021 10:07 PM (2DOZq)
1. Cut a hole in a box.
2. Put your Schrodinger clock in that box.
3. Make her open the box.
And that's the way you do it
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at November 06, 2021 10:07 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 06, 2021 10:03 PM (CAJOC)
Is it accurate?
Posted by: Buzzion at November 06, 2021 10:04 PM (XOODc)
Yes and no.
Posted by: Just a side note at November 06, 2021 10:08 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 06, 2021 10:01 PM (XOODc)
Atlantic time is a full hour ahead of Eastern Standard Time. It's Newfie time that is a half-hour out.
CBC voice of Doom: "A giant asteroid is on a collision course with Earth. The world will end at 5:23 P.M. Half hour later in Newfoundland."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2021 10:08 PM (P3gRi)
The 47-year-old victim suffered scrotal necrosis after the cold-blooded serpent, which was lurking in the toilet bowl, attacked, according to Urology Case Reports.
My takeaway? Don't be a sitzpinkler.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 06, 2021 10:08 PM (yQpMk)
Will probably be in GJ for Christmas this year, snowstorms and roads permitting. It will be our first without Mom which makes last year even more memorable because she enjoyed it so.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at November 06, 2021 10:08 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 06, 2021 10:09 PM (/UQ/R)
The 47-year-old victim suffered scrotal necrosis after the cold-blooded serpent, which was lurking in the toilet bowl, attacked, according to Urology Case Reports.
My takeaway? Don't be a sitzpinkler.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 06, 2021 10:08 PM (yQpMk)
I assume the snake bit because he was startled from the dropping of a deuce.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 06, 2021 10:10 PM (XOODc)
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 06, 2021 10:10 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 06, 2021 10:10 PM (XOODc)
Damn! I feel a song coming on.
Posted by: Bruce Stringbean at November 06, 2021 10:11 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: In Exile at November 06, 2021 10:11 PM (kzzyk)
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 06, 2021 10:10 PM (7ZQe3)
I asked the question the other day about when will State Farm drop him.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 06, 2021 10:11 PM (XOODc)
Because he got wu flu?
Ha, I often say, imagine explaining 2021 to people from 20001...but imagine explaining this to someone from 2020...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2021 10:11 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 06, 2021 10:11 PM (7ZQe3)
Don't forget protection...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 06, 2021 10:11 PM (5YdO/)
Then the cop tells him 'You were going 70.' and he's says 'Great thanks, now I'm lost.'
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 06, 2021 10:11 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 06, 2021 09:43
I'll remember that for the future
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 06, 2021 10:12 PM (PlGk9)
Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2021 10:12 PM (FkR2T)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 06, 2021 10:12 PM (EskGI)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at November 06, 2021 10:05 PM (4I/2K)
* * * *
We did our prepping after the 500-year flood in Texas. And it came in handy for the Y2K scare and the second 500-year flood in Texas which followed a couple of years later. Good luck!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at November 06, 2021 10:13 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
Classic!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2021 10:14 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 06, 2021 09:43
I'll remember that for the future
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 06, 2021 10:12 PM (PlGk9)
Good job.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 06, 2021 10:14 PM (EskGI)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 06, 2021 10:14 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 06, 2021 10:11 PM (5YdO/)
Ribbed pipe protection?
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at November 06, 2021 10:14 PM (4I/2K)
Only on this blog would someone post that...
And have readers laughing out loud at it like I just did!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 06, 2021 10:14 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2021 10:12 PM (FkR2T)
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Best kind of Snickers!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 06, 2021 10:14 PM (K5n5d)
Did anyone do anything exciting and fun today? I had a very boring day and I would to at least live vicariously through any interesting stories you might choose to relate.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 06, 2021 10:15 PM (Y+l9t)
Like a good neighbor, State Farm cuts and runs and the slightest hint of controversy.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 06, 2021 10:15 PM (SchxB)
https://tinyurl.com/4fbbtvr9
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 06, 2021 10:15 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 06, 2021 10:11 PM
https://is.gd/prevea_drops_rodgers
Posted by: Zettai at November 06, 2021 10:16 PM (1c5s7)
Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2021 10:12 PM (FkR2T)
Like finding a Hamilton in a winter coat pocket.
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at November 06, 2021 10:16 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Zettai at November 06, 2021 10:16 PM (1c5s7)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 06, 2021 10:17 PM (kTF2Z)
Like a good neighbor, State Farm cuts and runs and the slightest hint of controversy.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 06, 2021 10:15 PM (SchxB)
State Farm has been proven to be woke since they flipped the script on Jake. Actually that's why they used Aaron Rodgers. He was woke before his most recent cancellation.
Posted by: Just a side note at November 06, 2021 10:17 PM (2DOZq)
Did anyone do anything exciting and fun today? I had a very boring day and I would to at least live vicariously through any interesting stories you might choose to relate.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 06, 2021 10:15 PM (Y+l9t)
Well, I got all the weeds hoed and raked up in the side yard, and broke up a dead agave plant, and burned the dried-out spiky leaves in my redneck firepit. Yard looking much neater, now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2021 10:18 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 06, 2021 10:18 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Zettai at November 06, 2021 10:16 PM (1c5s7)
I think you forgot Bidenflation!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 06, 2021 10:18 PM (hOUT3)
We had a team of cinematographers come and scope out our church for a movie setting. They are apparently a low budget group at Lionsgate who make sort of uplifting movies. The lead guy told me that they just finished a movie about Kurt Warner.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 06, 2021 10:18 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at November 06, 2021 10:19 PM (rwusL)
Wow, I imagine they are praying* he dies now. If you've got one of the top QBs in America getting over wu flu with "the horse paste" instead of the clot shot its going to be hard for the FNM to bury the story.
* To the guy below, not the guy upstairs
Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2021 10:19 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 06, 2021 10:19 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 06, 2021 10:20 PM (5YdO/)
Because maybe you will so consumed by ennui that you will off yourself. We can always hope.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2021 10:20 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2021 10:20 PM (ESjRY)
400,000 bikers in and around Galveston, TX for the Lone Star Rally, now the 2nd largest in the U.S., after Sturgis. Pretty calm, pretty chill. vs. 50,000 partiers in Houston at a rap concert on the grounds of what once was Astroworld, across Loop 610 from the Astrodome and NRG Stadium. EIGHT DEAD, over 300 injured. Some trampled, some crushed to death while standing, asphyxiated by the pressure from the crowds.
One group mostly above 30 years, hell, mostly above 50. The other? Teens, twenties, some thirties. Think there's socio-political trends in there, also? It is indeed tragic that eight died. But video from throughout the event shows the crowds stampeding security gates, trashing metal detectors, and etc. The "doom" was in the cards, and the hand was just waiting to be dealt.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 06, 2021 10:20 PM (QzJWU)
Watched college football all day. Picked apples and took care of my flowers......we have not had a deep freeze yet. Exciting enough for you
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 06, 2021 10:21 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 06, 2021 10:18 PM
I've one of those -- except no moon phases, though I have barometric pressure and temp!
Posted by: Zettai at November 06, 2021 10:21 PM (1c5s7)
Did anyone do anything exciting and fun today? I had a very boring day and I would to at least live vicariously through any interesting stories you might choose to relate.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 06, 2021 10:15 PM (Y+l9t)
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Not sure you will find this exciting, but we watched several hours of a high school rodeo with participants from around the state. Those bull riders are crazy! We enjoyed it very much and the weather was quite nice.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at November 06, 2021 10:22 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: G'rump928(
What did they look like? Suits and ties or nerds or hippies?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 06, 2021 10:22 PM (Y+l9t)
Did anyone do anything exciting and fun today? I had a very boring day and I would to at least live vicariously through any interesting stories you might choose to relate.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 06, 2021 10:15 PM (Y+l9t)
I smiled a lot at the tensed up shoppers in Sam's Club and got a few smiles in return. Timed my exit to the cashier perfectly, 0 wait time. When I first got there, the lines were 5 and 6 deep each lane.
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at November 06, 2021 10:23 PM (4I/2K)
just saw a report on that. Worst part? Rapper just kept on singing, going on with the show, while people died.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2021 10:23 PM (evAgx)
On the minus side, did not adopt any kitties.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 06, 2021 10:24 PM (OU+8W)
There's 11 oak trees on the back lot, nice mature ones woth lots of nice mature leaves. With acorns as a bonus.
Posted by: irongrampa at November 06, 2021 10:25 PM (KATBx)
Everyone raves about Adobe Premiere and Final Cut Pro X, but I've found the easiest video editing program to use (outside of the really amateur ones, like iMovie) is Sony Vegas. Wish it was better regarded.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2021 10:25 PM (L2ZTs)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 06, 2021 10:20 PM (QzJWU)
The demographic that goes to rap concerts is not known for great skill at predicting the consequences of their actions. People get crushed to death at the Hajj in mecca, too. Same reason.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2021 10:25 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 06, 2021 10:24 PM (OU+8W)
BeckChas, you need to get your priorities straight!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 06, 2021 10:25 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 06, 2021 10:25 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 06, 2021 10:24 PM (OU+8W)
* * * *
#soon!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at November 06, 2021 10:26 PM (rwusL)
I saw Pitbull this summer: 20,000+ in attendance, no masks, no drama...
(The Younger Spawn wanted to go, so we went, no regrets!)
Posted by: Zettai at November 06, 2021 10:26 PM (1c5s7)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 06, 2021 10:10 PM (XOODc)
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Hey, WTF, I'm sleeping down here!
Posted by: Toilet Cobra at November 06, 2021 10:26 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at November 06, 2021 10:23 PM (4I/2K)
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You don't use the Scan 'n Go app? Scan your items while you're shopping, pay through the app, and walk past everyone waiting in line. It is the one great advantage Sam's has over Costco.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 06, 2021 10:26 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 06, 2021 10:15 PM (SchxB)
State Farm sux donkey dicks, and they are better than Allstate, that swallows said donkey dicks.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 06, 2021 10:27 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: irongrampa at November 06, 2021 10:25 PM (KATBx)
IG do your acorns this year seem outlandishly large?
The ones from my trees seem huge this year, I fear it portends a really bad winter!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 06, 2021 10:27 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 06, 2021 10:28 PM (OU+8W)
Did anyone do anything exciting and fun today?
Posted by: Sharon
Met my BIL from out of state for breakfast in the morning and went to my niece's wedding this afternoon.
Really a great day.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2021 10:29 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 06, 2021 10:26 PM (CAJOC)
Luddite. 10yr old flip phone. This new
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at November 06, 2021 10:29 PM (4I/2K)
I just watched a Mel Gibson movie called "Get the Gringo". It was great! I had more LOL moments watching this than I've had in 15 years watching movies.
Sharkman says two thumbs up.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 06, 2021 10:29 PM (M8yB3)
Miss you honey.
I really wish I had managed to at least go outside. Had a wicked headache so made a pot of soup and then just lazed around.
At least I feel better and gun show tomorrow to look forward to.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 06, 2021 10:30 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Minuteman at November 06, 2021 10:30 PM (LaNzR)
Maybe next weekend.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 06, 2021 10:30 PM (OU+8W)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 06, 2021 10:25 PM (Y+l9t)
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Nothing similar to dressage. There was saddle bronc riding, steer wrestling, team roping, individual steer roping, and ladies goat roping. There may have been some barrel racing in another pavilion but we did not watch that. Lots of great horses and horsemanship on display!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at November 06, 2021 10:30 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 06, 2021 10:30 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at November 06, 2021 10:30 PM (rwusL)
Sounds like a fantastic day!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 06, 2021 10:31 PM (hOUT3)
So we got Yoko, but still no ABBA. It's just not fair.
Posted by: ALH at November 06, 2021 10:33 PM (/+B8L)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 06, 2021 10:33 PM (Y+l9t)
I saw Travis Scott open for The Who....
Posted by: Minuteman
I saw the Doors NOT open for The Who...
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 06, 2021 10:34 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: ALH at November 06, 2021 10:35 PM (/+B8L)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 06, 2021 10:26 PM (CAJOC)
I've never downloaded an app to my dumb flipphone. It's like a tradition by now.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 06, 2021 10:36 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 06, 2021 10:31 PM (hOUT3)
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It was! And it runs the next two weekends, so we will go again. High school kids from all over the state compete. It's so fun to watch them because they are almost as happy with a good personal performance as they are with a win!
There was a kid competing named Landon, so at a couple points, there was a "Let's Go Landon" cheer from the announcer. It was pretty funny and well received.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at November 06, 2021 10:37 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: RTW at November 06, 2021 10:37 PM (GJnvT)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 06, 2021 10:33 PM (Y+l9t)
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Southwest Utah.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at November 06, 2021 10:38 PM (rwusL)
Yes, indeed there's a bumper crop, when they go down you'll need a hard hat. Still a ton of green leaves, we just did have the first hard frost, too.
Posted by: irongrampa at November 06, 2021 10:40 PM (KATBx)
So we got Yoko, but still no ABBA. It's just not fair.
Posted by: ALH at November 06,
We had the ABBA fan falling to his death the other evening
Isn't that enough?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 06, 2021 10:40 PM (PlGk9)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 06, 2021 10:15 PM (Y+l9t)
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Well, there's a cooking tale, but, I'll leave that for tomorrow. I also replaced the showerhead in the shower, so the new owners won't be grossed out.
Then, there was that trip to Lowes.
Yeah, we got sign that says, "Excitement" here at Che Blake.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 06, 2021 10:40 PM (2SdPm)
307 I didn't change the time on my wrist-watch in March or whenever we were supposed to, so now I have saved myself the trouble of having to turn the dial eleven hours forward one hour at a time.
Posted by: RTW at November 06, 2021 10:37 PM (GJnvT)
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Pfft. Vic is still on the Julian calendar.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 06, 2021 10:41 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 06, 2021 10:36 PM (F0YaR)
Tradition!
Posted by: Tevye at November 06, 2021 10:41 PM (4I/2K)
Isn't that enough?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 06, 2021 10:40 PM (PlGk9)
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And with that, MisHum reveals his true feelings about ABBA and ABBA fans......
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 06, 2021 10:42 PM (2SdPm)
Isn't that enough?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 06, 2021 10:40 PM
IIRC, this falling fan killed another, and maimed yet another...
Posted by: Zettai at November 06, 2021 10:42 PM (1c5s7)
I love the dark. I wish it got dark at 2pm.
I want every month to be like December.
I hate the Sun.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 06, 2021 10:42 PM (0Tud7)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 06, 2021 10:43 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 06, 2021 10:43 PM (0Tud7)
I told her that Selfsgiving was the most Randian of holidays, where you buy yourself a wonderful meal and before you eat it you say "I deserve this"
I then found she had no idea who Ayn Rand was. (No biggie, she is a nice lady, was a great mom and a very proud grandmother)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 06, 2021 10:44 PM (P9T5R)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 06, 2021 10:44 PM (Y+l9t)
Isn't that enough?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 06, 2021 10:40 PM
IIRC, this falling fan killed another, and maimed yet another...
Posted by: Zettai at November 06, 2021 10:42 PM (1c5s7)
Mamma Mia!!
Posted by: Doof at November 06, 2021 10:44 PM (mZUr4)
I love the dark. I wish it got dark at 2pm.
I want every month to be like December.
I hate the Sun.
Posted by: Soothsayer
Is that a high coo?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 06, 2021 10:45 PM (63Dwl)
I want every month to be like December.
I hate the Sun.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 06, 2021 10:42 PM (0Tud7)
My man!!
Posted by: Dracula at November 06, 2021 10:46 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: G'rump928(
HOF Kurt is one of the few pro football players I give a rat's ass about. He was literally bagging groceries as he tried to latch on with the arena league or developmental league where the chances of success are miniscule. But his faith in God kept him going until he took two loser teams to the Super Bowl, setting passing yardage records in all three of them until Tom Brady broke them. It's a storybook tale that the Goodell Football League typically undersold.
I hope they do a good job on the movie. He and his family deserve it.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at November 06, 2021 10:46 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 06, 2021 10:46 PM (2NHgQ)
Is that a high coo?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
More of a hi-koo-koo, I guess.
I was going for Evil Seuss.
I do hate the Sun, though.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 06, 2021 10:46 PM (0Tud7)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 06, 2021 10:46 PM (SchxB)
You had no choice but to squirt over the barriers. 2 people died that I knew about.
David Lee Roth ruined the set for VH.
Posted by: Million to one shot, Doc. at November 06, 2021 10:47 PM (JUcCg)
Posted by: Just a side note at November 06, 2021 10:47 PM (2DOZq)
Note well, it is not plural. Fuckers. I go through this every year. I've made it my lifes mission twice a year, in some small way, in order that a certain symmetry and elegance would prevail.
Please Make a Note of It.
Posted by: Common Tater at November 06, 2021 10:47 PM (V7qBU)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 06, 2021 10:44 PM (Y+l9t)
Osage orange I suspect. You are in the midwest? It is a good wood for bows, in some ways better than Yew. The trunk looks sort of like a locust
Posted by: Kindltot at November 06, 2021 10:47 PM (P9T5R)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2021 09:42
Indeed we should, we will be staying in your area the night before we fly out. Shoot me an email, if you don't have it anymore it's linked below. We are staying in Peoria, but will stay in Mesa as we have a 7am flight when leaving.
This is a busy place because there's a Nascar event going on this week. So as I read the notice at the front desk about supply shortages, I had an inspiration. So I tore off a bit of paper and wrote "Let's Go Brandon" and inserted it at the bottom of the plastic holder w/ the message.
Posted by: Farmer at November 06, 2021 10:48 PM (PzqA/)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 06, 2021 10:48 PM (0Tud7)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine
Didn't pick it up but skin looked kind of bumpy. It was bigger than a baseball and hard because it made a noise when it hit the ground and it didn't break. I was just glad it missed the baby carriage.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 06, 2021 10:48 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 06, 2021 10:49 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: Zettai at November 06, 2021 10:42 PM (1c5s7)
My working theory is that he jumped. Had fresh batteries in his hearing aids.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 06, 2021 10:49 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 06, 2021 10:49 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Common Tater at November 06, 2021 10:50 PM (V7qBU)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 06, 2021 10:44 PM (Y+l9t)
No clue, but I have one on the property. The squirrels have a field day with them.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 06, 2021 10:50 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at November 06, 2021 10:50 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: ALH at November 06, 2021 10:51 PM (/+B8L)
Did you know there's a band called "A-ha?"
As in, Ah ha!
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 06, 2021 10:48 PM (0Tud7)
Of course. Best know for "Take on Me". Great song. One of the best music videos ever
Posted by: Doof at November 06, 2021 10:51 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 06, 2021 10:49 PM
*snort
Posted by: Zettai at November 06, 2021 10:51 PM (1c5s7)
"He's not vaccinated. You can't make me breath his oxygen!"
Insane real-life woman-of-twitter is kicked off airplane, passengers applaud:
https://youtu.be/hLHZoxnH7Gw
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 06, 2021 10:51 PM (0Tud7)
He was too drunk to sing when they came on at 1 in the morning.
Posted by: Million to one shot, Doc. at November 06, 2021 10:51 PM (JUcCg)
Posted by: Zettai at November 06, 2021 10:52 PM (1c5s7)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 06, 2021 10:53 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: AOC at November 06, 2021 10:53 PM (oBAbT)
Posted by: ALH at November 06, 2021 10:53 PM (/+B8L)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 06, 2021 10:54 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 06, 2021 10:49 PM (Y+l9t)
One of the early settlers planted a lot of them here in Oregon, near Rickreall (not that means anything to anyone outside of Polk County) as a hedge for his horse pastures. He got a claim in the bottom land and raised horses and was quite successful because everyone needed horses that didn't want to move goods or plow with an ox.
There are still some osages growing, either original or volunteers.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 06, 2021 10:54 PM (P9T5R)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 06, 2021 10:47 PM (P9T5R)
yeah, also called a bois d'arc tree. (pronounced bow-dark) also a lot of them in east and central texas, and north louisiana. messy but kind of cool looking.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2021 10:54 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: AOC at November 06, 2021 10:53 PM (oBAbT)
The problem with Liberals is that they know so much that isn't true.
Posted by: ALH at November 06, 2021 10:55 PM (/+B8L)
Posted by: Farmer
Well done!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 06, 2021 10:55 PM (zoGah)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 06, 2021 10:55 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 06, 2021 10:49 PM
*snort
Posted by: Zettai at November 06, 2021 10:51 PM (1c5s7)
Hey. Iirc, he was 80 years old. I'm just playing the odds here.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 06, 2021 10:55 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: ALH at November 06, 2021 10:53 PM (/+B8L)
5th Circuit. Ace put up a big post about it this afternoon.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2021 10:55 PM (evAgx)
The Big Lie this week, so far, in order:
1. biden: We're not paying off illegals.
2. biden's handlers: Yes, we are paying off illegals.
3. biden: Of course we're paying off illegals, they deserve it! They "LOST" their children!
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 06, 2021 10:56 PM (0Tud7)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 06, 2021 10:22 PM (Y+l9t)
Nerds and hippies.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 06, 2021 10:56 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2021 10:55 PM (evAgx)
How long until the mandate is reinstated you think?
Posted by: ALH at November 06, 2021 10:57 PM (/+B8L)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 06, 2021 10:58 PM (KAi1n)
biden: it's the last administration's fault we have to pay off illegals.
Really. That's the latest spin. Just like Afghanistan.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 06, 2021 10:58 PM (0Tud7)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 06, 2021 10:56 PM (0Tud7)
How do regular joes get on that list?
Posted by: ALH at November 06, 2021 10:58 PM (/+B8L)
Posted by: ALH at November 06, 2021 10:57 PM (/+B8L)
nope, I think this sticks. 5th circuit is not going to relent and I think SCOTUS backs them up.
It's easy to forget that the order is blatantly, outrageously unconstitutional. 5th circuit just said it out loud.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2021 10:59 PM (evAgx)
You say that like it's a bad thing. I'm in a distinct minority, but I never cared much for VH. Guitar "tapping" just never did much for me. I liked "Ice Cream Man" a little, and "Ain't Talkin' Bout Love".
Posted by: Common Tater at November 06, 2021 10:59 PM (V7qBU)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 06, 2021 10:59 PM (2SdPm)
As long as it takes the regime to ignore the ruling and plow ahead anyways.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 06, 2021 10:59 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: RTW at November 06, 2021 11:00 PM (GJnvT)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 06, 2021 11:00 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 06, 2021 11:00 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: RTW at November 06, 2021 11:00 PM (GJnvT)
It really helps to turn the sound off and close caption on.
Posted by: ALH at November 06, 2021 11:00 PM (/+B8L)
AOC! The gift that just keeps on giving...
https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status
/1456996212473802758
Posted by: Zettai at November 06, 2021 11:00 PM (1c5s7)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 06, 2021 11:01 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2021 10:55 PM (evAgx)
How long until the mandate is reinstated you think?
Posted by: ALH at November 06, 2021 10:57 PM (/+B8L)
It's a tax!
Posted by: John Roberts at November 06, 2021 11:01 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: RTW at November 06, 2021 11:00 PM (GJnvT)
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"drowns her out."
Darn it, I thought you said, "drowns her."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 06, 2021 11:01 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: ALH at November 06, 2021 11:01 PM (/+B8L)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at November 06, 2021 11:02 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: ALH at November 06, 2021 11:00 PM (/+B8L)
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No.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 06, 2021 11:02 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Common Tater at November 06, 2021 11:02 PM (V7qBU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2021 11:04 PM (CTJwJ)
It's good to see these twits get their weekend ruined.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 06, 2021 11:04 PM (BIWkQ)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 06, 2021 10:46 PM (2NHgQ)
Isn't that a rather personal question?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2021 11:05 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2021 11:05 PM (CTJwJ)
so biden 2 days ago said paying criminals $450k was 'garbage'
now he is crazy old man about not paying them is wrong
popcorn
Posted by: will choose a nic later at November 06, 2021 11:05 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 06, 2021 11:06 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Bronco1 at November 06, 2021 11:07 PM (H5S39)
I'd live underground, if I could. Or inside a mountain, like in that episode of Jonny Quest with the WWI nazi.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 06, 2021 11:08 PM (0Tud7)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 06, 2021 11:08 PM (F0YaR)
I need to get that myself, I am not a gardener.
Posted by: ALH at November 06, 2021 11:08 PM (/+B8L)
Posted by: Hawaiian puppet Judge at November 06, 2021 11:09 PM (CTJwJ)
Posted by: Dad Cat at November 06, 2021 11:09 PM (Foq6I)
Montgomery Cty was faced with having to reinstate the mask mandate last week after jus t lifting it and realized how dumb that was, so modified the rule so they didn't have to. Voila. No change.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 06, 2021 11:10 PM (Y+l9t)
But video from throughout the event shows the crowds stampeding security gates, trashing metal detectors, and etc. The "doom" was in the cards, and the hand was just waiting to be dealt.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 06, 2021 10:20 PM (QzJWU)
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And dancing on top of the ambulances when they came for the victims.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 06, 2021 11:10 PM (2iDSr)
Posted by: IC - Joe Biden has shit for brains at November 06, 2021 11:10 PM (Nyumu)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 06, 2021 11:10 PM (a4EWo)
https://tinyurl.com/4z8r3c4a
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2021 11:04 PM (CTJwJ)
Yikes, an alien brain.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 06, 2021 11:11 PM (VwHCD)
I need to get that myself, I am not a gardener.
Posted by: ALH
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'Picture This', if you have an iDoodle. I don't, but I've seen the app work, and it is very impressive.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2021 11:11 PM (l0Lgi)
Montgomery Cty was faced with having to reinstate the mask mandate last week after jus t lifting it and realized how dumb that was, so modified the rule so they didn't have to. Voila. No change.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 06, 2021 11:10 PM (Y+l9t)
Hi Sharon. Are there still a lot of folks living in covid fear down in your area of MD? Up here in Harford County, most folks are way over it.
Posted by: Doof at November 06, 2021 11:12 PM (mZUr4)
Maybe they can build it back better.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
Better to leave it than have the fucking Dems meddle with it. Can you imagine the combination of reparations, trannyism, and social justice they'd instill? Minorities get 4 hours or whatever Al Sharpton wants, wypipo get nothing or -12 so no daylight at all, Mx Kutcockoff gets -1 or +2, etc, etc.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 06, 2021 11:15 PM (tFCqJ)
It's good to see these twits get their weekend ruined.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 06, 2021 11:04 PM (BIWkQ)
No matter what they say, it's useless. It was never even imagined that OSHA would have the statutory authority to dictate medical procedures for 100 million people. We've gotten so used to the constant usurpations that we fail to respond to how outrageous this is.
It's going to dovetail with the SCOTUS intention to rein in Agency power in the EPA case they've taken.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2021 11:16 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: ALH at November 06, 2021 11:16 PM (/+B8L)
And for that, I truly and fully despise all those who are exploiting them for their craven grab for power.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 06, 2021 11:17 PM (BIWkQ)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 06, 2021 11:08 PM (F0YaR)
In my experience, crab apples are true apples, but small, and often sour, but full of flavor.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2021 11:17 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: IC - Joe Biden
Nah, he just added an excrementation point for emphasis.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 06, 2021 11:17 PM (tFCqJ)
Posted by: ALH
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That's the only place I have seen it, actually. It's pretty impressive.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2021 11:18 PM (vOGqy)
They just opened up vax for 5-11 yr olds and saying it is required for school, but it remains to be seen if parents actually do it. I'm very curious to see if they are that stupid.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 06, 2021 11:18 PM (Y+l9t)
All I see are ornamentals, so it's rare to find one large enough to bite.
Posted by: MkY at November 06, 2021 11:19 PM (Foq6I)
Posted by: IC - Joe Biden
Nah, he just added an excrementation point for emphasis.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 06, 2021 11:17 PM (tFCqJ)
We need a mock Dr. Seuss book: "Poop on Pope".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2021 11:20 PM (P3gRi)
I refuse to allow the left to destroy my country. Not on MY watch.
Posted by: irongrampa at November 06, 2021 09:46 PM (KATBx)
If those two numbers weren't enough, they'll br doing the classic Battle Hymn of the Republic in tomorrow's broadcast. The rehearsal on Thursday moved me to tears.
Posted by: Half Dozen at November 06, 2021 11:20 PM (WX+KH)
It seems one of Joey Bidet's Dreamers has murdered the Good Samaritan who had taken him in. In Florida.
Can we charge each and every Federal official who facilitated this endeavour with accessory before the fact?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 06, 2021 11:21 PM (BIWkQ)
All I see are ornamentals, so it's rare to find one large enough to bite.
Posted by: MkY at November 06, 2021 11:19 PM (Foq6I)
The ones I have seen in Alberta range from small olive size to large walnut size. One or two bites.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2021 11:22 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 06, 2021 11:21 PM (BIWkQ)
No good deed goes unpunished.
Posted by: ALH at November 06, 2021 11:22 PM (/+B8L)
Posted by: RTW at November 06, 2021 11:23 PM (GJnvT)
Former casting couch "actor" and now full-time twitter "activist" melissa milano: "Giving birth reminded me of being sexually assaulted."
Another tweet underneath that one by goblin with a nasty avatar pic decided to share: "Every time I'm in stirrups I remember my rape. Every time the doctor holds my legs apart and tells me to 'relax' I remember my rape.
Stop judging people by their trauma!"
Other than giving Bernie Sanders a boner, that was pointless. And I don't believe it.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 06, 2021 11:23 PM (0Tud7)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 06, 2021 11:24 PM (BIWkQ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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POTUS Pops A Poop
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2021 11:24 PM (AytXr)
Posted by: ALH at November 06, 2021 10:57 PM (/+B8L)
nope, I think this sticks. 5th circuit is not going to relent and I think SCOTUS backs them up.
It's easy to forget that the order is blatantly, outrageously unconstitutional. 5th circuit just said it out loud.
Posted by: Tom Servo
Unfotunately the usual commie delay tactics were baked in, and the Pubes arrived casually late, as always, so a lot of us that have families to support and didn't want to get fired got fucked into it already. Hopefully it will save as many as possible at this point. The democrat commie shitweasels pushing this need to rot in fucking hell, preferably after taking the wood chipper entrance.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 06, 2021 11:25 PM (tFCqJ)
Posted by: RTW
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Not having an iThingie, I did not check. Do you recall the price?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2021 11:26 PM (AytXr)
Posted by: Robert at November 06, 2021 11:27 PM (1Yy3c)
So if it's an emergency necessary to save lives, how can you justify waiting two months to start it? Must not really be much of an emergency - which means you just admitted you have no legal justification to do it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2021 11:27 PM (evAgx)
I...uh...uh...uuuuuhhhhhhhhhh...
I don't know what to say except that was freakin' *weird*.
Posted by: Robert at November 06, 2021 11:28 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 06, 2021 11:17 PM (tFCqJ)
We need a mock Dr. Seuss book: "Poop on Pope".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Or at least a zombie Victor Borge/PDQ Bach concert.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 06, 2021 11:29 PM (tFCqJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 06, 2021 11:24 PM (BIWkQ)
May the rest of her hair fall out, so there is finally room for a bit of brainzzz.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 06, 2021 11:29 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 06, 2021 11:29 PM (BIWkQ)
Good Night
Sweet Dreams
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 06, 2021 11:30 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 06, 2021 11:30 PM (M8yB3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 06, 2021 11:31 PM (BIWkQ)
Posted by: RTW at November 06, 2021 11:32 PM (GJnvT)
Posted by: RTW at November 06, 2021 11:34 PM (GJnvT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 06, 2021 11:34 PM (BIWkQ)
Unclean! Unclean!
Will I never learn?
Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2021 09:07 PM (R+A4V)
I did, too! What was I thinking? I was thinking how bad could she be - well, she is really, really, bad! YUK!
Posted by: Bonnie Blue - the anti-DOTE at November 06, 2021 11:34 PM (hlxe7)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 06, 2021 11:29 PM (BIWkQ)
*Holds you close*
*Closer*
*Closer*
Don't let the piano eat me.
Posted by: Robert at November 06, 2021 11:34 PM (1Yy3c)
's true. You can even look it up.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 06, 2021 11:30 PM (M8yB3)
lol - he always was ahead of his time.
although I looked up the story; it seems highly likely that his doctors, in trying to treat a rich mans rheumatoid arthritis, downplayed and / or ignored the side effects of what they were giving him and accidentally killed him. (gave him ulcerative collitis while suppressing his immune system which gave him pneumonia which he died of)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2021 11:36 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2021 11:36 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 06, 2021 11:37 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: RTW
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Apparently, it is a 'subscription'. I know nothing about Apple, or Apple 'Apps'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2021 11:37 PM (vOGqy)
But for kami sake, stay out of the VW Bus.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 06, 2021 11:37 PM (BIWkQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 06, 2021 11:31 PM (BIWkQ)
It had a short film and interviews but no commentary track.
Posted by: Robert at November 06, 2021 11:38 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Here is the trailer:
https://youtu.be/7OyATVvN9oQ
Zach Levy (of Chuck fame) playing lead.
Kurt Warner is a great man.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 06, 2021 11:39 PM (M8yB3)
Posted by: Robert at November 06, 2021 11:40 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Robert at November 06, 2021 11:40 PM (1Yy3c)
40,000 pounds of them?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2021 11:41 PM (P3gRi)
How long until the mandate is reinstated you think?
Posted by: ALH
Monday, Monday, can't trust that day
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 06, 2021 11:41 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 06, 2021 11:41 PM (BIWkQ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 06, 2021 11:42 PM (SchxB)
Sharkman -- how was the drive? Are you sick of ABBA yet??
Posted by: Doof at November 06, 2021 11:42 PM (mZUr4)
It's going to dovetail with the SCOTUS intention to rein in Agency power in the EPA case they've taken.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2021 11:16 PM (evAgx)
The goal of course isn't to actually have the rule stand. That's just a nice side benefit. The goal has already been partially accomplished. Announce that osha is going to do it. Scare people and companies into getting the shot or telling their employees to do it. Now announce the rule is ready and takes effect in January again terrorizes more people and companies to force it. How many people that scheduled a shot because of this are going to hear that there is an injunction?
Posted by: Buzzion at November 06, 2021 11:43 PM (XOODc)
Posted by: ALH
Eldest Daughter sent me a pic of Grandson (7 mo.) in a cute green elf outfit she bought him today.
"IT HAS BEGUN!"
Posted by: Sharkman at November 06, 2021 11:43 PM (M8yB3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 06, 2021 11:43 PM (BIWkQ)
"IT HAS BEGUN!"
Posted by: Sharkman at November 06, 2021 11:43 PM (M8yB3)
I understand your response, but I doubt that CPS should be contacted at this point
Posted by: Kindltot at November 06, 2021 11:47 PM (P9T5R)
Posted by: Common Tater at November 06, 2021 11:47 PM (V7qBU)
Posted by: Buzzion
I literally saw Ace's flaming skull post minutes before I got the stab. FML.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 06, 2021 11:48 PM (tFCqJ)
40,000 pounds of them?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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He started down the two mile drop,
The curving road that wound from the top of the hill.
He was pushing on through the shortening miles that ran down to the depot.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2021 11:48 PM (vOGqy)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 06, 2021 11:49 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Sharkman
Hopefully they don't forget him on the shelf.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 06, 2021 11:50 PM (1t5dY)
It was refreshing, not being Hollywood claptrap.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 06, 2021 11:50 PM (S2adH)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 06, 2021 11:48 PM (tFCqJ)
Well, if you have not done so already, go to the Frontline Doctors' website, and follow the protocol they have there for diminishing the adverse effects of the clot shot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2021 11:51 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 06, 2021 11:41 PM (BIWkQ)
Cute girls, crazy visuals, weird death scenes...
Thumbs up!
Posted by: Robert at November 06, 2021 11:52 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at November 06, 2021 10:19
So sorry for your loss LS. We just lost my 90 yo FIL on 10/31. God bless him, he was a wonderful FIL.
Posted by: Farmer at November 06, 2021 11:52 PM (PzqA/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 06, 2021 11:52 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 06, 2021 11:56 PM (S2adH)
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 06, 2021 11:56 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 06, 2021 11:56 PM (WF/xn)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 06, 2021 11:56 PM (S2adH)
That's good eatin', right there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2021 11:57 PM (P3gRi)
Doesn't sound appealing.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries.
Sounds like a bunch of ... pudding ...
Posted by: Adriane the Helpful Critic ... at November 06, 2021 11:57 PM (okV1R)
Time to drink a shit ton of water, hit the hay and pray I don't piss myself in my stupor.
Night!
Posted by: Robert at November 06, 2021 11:58 PM (1Yy3c)
*Wedgie*
Okay, *now* I'm out.
Night!
Posted by: Robert at November 06, 2021 11:59 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 06, 2021 11:59 PM (BIWkQ)
The curving road that wound from the top of the hill.
He was pushing on through the shortening miles that ran down to the depot.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2021 11:48 PM
Heh... I drive that road... Several times a year...
Posted by: Zettai at November 07, 2021 12:00 AM (1c5s7)
Night!
Posted by: Robert at November 06, 2021 11:58 PM (1Yy3c)
Like the old Indian chief, who awoke in the middle of his tea pee.
Night, Robert.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2021 12:00 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Doof
The drive was fine. The new ABBA album is good, but doesn't have the energy of their classic hits. Sounds more like their later stuff, and perhaps a bit too "wordy" in trying to tell complicated relationship stories. Agnetha and Anni-Frid still have beautiful, magnificent voices that harmonize perfectly.
I listened to Voyage (the new one) first, then put ABBA Gold on to compare. Their hits all had that . . . gasp! . . . disco beat, and the cute English as a second language simplicity that made them so catchy and memorable.
I'll never be sick of ABBA. Those two ladies were 12 year old Sharkman's first crushes, and hearing them sing still raises the hair on my arms and back of my neck. Reminds me of when I was young and had the whole world in front of me.
And I finished the drive listening to Megaherz' Kopfschuss album. To balance the electromagnetic forces of the universe
Posted by: Sharkman at November 07, 2021 12:01 AM (M8yB3)
They make dresses from... aluminum.
I like this idea. Now when I want attract women, all I need is a powerful electromagnet!
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 07, 2021 12:02 AM (L2ZTs)
https://tinyurl.com/fyy2m8y
Posted by: Buzzion at November 07, 2021 12:02 AM (XOODc)
I like this idea. Now when I want attract women, all I need is a powerful electromagnet!
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 07, 2021 12:02 AM (L2ZTs)
Barack Obama posts as QDP Steve?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2021 12:04 AM (P3gRi)
I listened to it today. Of course it's Abba so it wasn't bad, but IMHO it suffered way too much from Adele syndrome: too much adult contemporary and torch songs, and not nearly enough rockin' out.
The Abba of the late 1970s/early 80s wasn't afraid to really shake their booties and stomp their feet a little.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 07, 2021 12:04 AM (L2ZTs)
Little: What are those?
Dad: Stickers. You put them in the gas pumps to let people know why gas is so expensive now. Also on empty shelves at stores.
Little: Cool. Can I have some? I'll give them to my friends at school, too.
Dad: Yes, you can. Take them all, I'll order more.
***Grins***
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 07, 2021 12:04 AM (7F9te)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 07, 2021 12:04 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 06, 2021 11:00
I have a couple of black walnut trees that typically start dropping the nuts late summer. They are sort of round, green at first, and about the 3 inches round. The nuts eventually shrink and turn black.
Posted by: Beartooth at November 07, 2021 12:05 AM (d8xPm)
I think I see why you have trouble attracting women. Aluminum is non-ferrous and thus, not attracted to magnets.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 07, 2021 12:05 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Lessko Brandon Brandon at November 07, 2021 12:05 AM (zmrMS)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 07, 2021 12:06 AM (L2ZTs)
Never tell me about the glass dish that's coated in evil, they didn't said.
Five hours of scrubbing the oven, they didn't said.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 07, 2021 12:06 AM (1t5dY)
Haven't put up the indoor tree for several years... thinking I should probably put it up this year? Livingroom is so crowded already, ugh.
Posted by: JQ at November 07, 2021 12:07 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Lessko Brandon Brandon at November 07, 2021 12:08 AM (zmrMS)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 07, 2021 12:08 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 07, 2021 12:09 AM (S2adH)
Do it anyways.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 07, 2021 12:09 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 07, 2021 12:05 AM (SchxB)
If it were an AC electromagnet, it might actually repel aluminum, and make it real hot, too. They might be obliged to strip those dresses off.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2021 12:11 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Doof at November 07, 2021 12:12 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Doof at November 07, 2021 12:12 AM (mZUr4)
I guess ABBA did the reunion album because Swedish Social Security ain't all that great.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2021 12:13 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Lessko Brandon Brandon at November 07, 2021 12:13 AM (zmrMS)
i.e. DRUGS.
Posted by: MikeN at November 07, 2021 12:15 AM (czvZr)
The Abba of the late 1970s/early 80s wasn't afraid to
Posted by: qdpsteve
Posted by: Sharkman at November 07, 2021 12:16 AM (M8yB3)
That was one of the jokes in the Married With Children spoof of It's a Wonderful Life with Sam Kinison as the guardian angel.
Posted by: Chuck C at November 07, 2021 12:16 AM (EughT)
Posted by: JQ at November 07, 2021 12:17 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: Jake Brake at November 07, 2021 12:17 AM (vOGqy)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 07, 2021 12:18 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Conor at November 06, 2021 09:13 PM
That song caused my first speeding ticket. In a Renault Alliance ("Car of the Year!)
Posted by: Chuck C at November 07, 2021 12:18 AM (EughT)
Glass dish, if it'll fit in sink, leave soak overnight in the hottest water you can deliver to a sink-full. Even if you have to toss in some boiling water from the typical 1.7l tea-kettle pot. HEAVILY soaped down with Dawn, dissolved into suspension and not just lurking in blue puddles at the bottom of the sink. Nylon scrubbie next day, and that dish'll clean right up.
Stove is similar. Spray with traditional oven cleaner. Wipe film of straight up Dawn on everything. Let sit overnight, and let time do the five hours of scrubbing. Nylon scrubbie after, and things'll be better. Much better. And never, ever run the self-cleaning function with the racks in the oven. Shiny chrome becomes dulled grey sadness, and can't be renewed.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 07, 2021 12:19 AM (QzJWU)
Excellent analysis, qdpsteve.
ABBA had a very simple formula that generated almost all their hits. Their last album in the early 80s went away from that formula a bit as did Voyage.
Still, beautiful voices perfectly harmonized never gets old. And of course, can you name another band with 39 years between records? There is just the one.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 07, 2021 12:21 AM (M8yB3)
Posted by: Chuck C at November 07, 2021 12:18 AM (EughT)
It is truly remarkable how many MT "Cars of the Year" turned out to be lemons of the top tier.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2021 12:22 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 07, 2021 12:23 AM (a4EWo)
Time to drink a shit ton of water, hit the hay and pray I don't piss myself in my stupor.
Night!
Posted by: Robert at November 06, 2021 11:58
Best of luck to you, enjoy your slumber if your bladder allows.
Odd drinking tonight. SIL says she will throw away all the open bottles of booze at my in-laws, as we are cleaning up.
I looked and thought...no way sister. I brought a small bottle of B & B back to our room to supplement my beer. It has worked just fine and I'm sure Jerry would appreciate my consumption rather than it going down the drain.
I'm a conservative and that means not wasting things like B&B. We will see what I bring back to the room tomorrow, Jerry did like his quality drinks.
Posted by: Farmer at November 07, 2021 12:24 AM (PzqA/)
*in best Dana Carvey church lady voice*
"Or maybe. . . . Sataaaaaaaan!?"
https://tinyurl.com/mdabcpek
Posted by: Lizzy at November 07, 2021 12:26 AM (bDqIh)
Didn't feel like putting one up last year. Tried to do it anyways. Tree was too tall for the secret mountain lair. Sold it off cheap and bought a shorter one. Glad I did.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 07, 2021 12:28 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Chrysler K-car.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2021 12:29 AM (AytXr)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2021 12:29 AM (AytXr)
That was an abomination.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 07, 2021 12:33 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: klaftern at November 07, 2021 12:34 AM (taPSh)
There's so much to do and I'm the only one who can DO stuff here. That's the big issue.
Not having a big to-do for Thanksgiving (yay!) so maybe I'll have the energy for Christmas.
Posted by: JQ at November 07, 2021 12:36 AM (dB4Iz)
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 07, 2021 12:36 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 07, 2021 12:33 AM (VwHCD)
But the K-car provided the platform for the Caravan/Voyager series of minivans, which were hugely successful.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2021 12:38 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 07, 2021 12:38 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Farmer at November 07, 2021 12:24 AM (PzqA/)
Check you e-mail.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2021 12:39 AM (P3gRi)
Chrysler's K car was such an innovation, for an American car company. And we all know how that in this case, "execution" was more along the lines of being stood up against the wall with a final cigarette.
Car & Driver's "10 Best", seems to take a more long term view of how well the design holds up over time and delivers. Or not. And let's not even discuss "Consumer Reports", who evaluates vehicles as if they were washing machine appliances with four wheels. (and the Maytag Washout was a failure from the start, having no traction on the
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 07, 2021 12:39 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: JQ at November 07, 2021 12:40 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 07, 2021 12:40 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: JQ at November 07, 2021 12:41 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2021 12:42 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 07, 2021 12:42 AM (XOODc)
Posted by: Jim at November 07, 2021 12:42 AM (QzJWU)
A good man, I think. We sometimes turn these people into marble memes and lose sight of them being people.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 07, 2021 12:43 AM (csEWM)
That'll work.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 07, 2021 12:43 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 07, 2021 12:45 AM (csEWM)
A good man, I think. We sometimes turn these people into marble memes and lose sight of them being people.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 07, 2021 12:43 AM (csEWM)
None of the three he shot were anything more than lowest grade of thug. I doubt even their families miss them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2021 12:45 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: klaftern
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We're the real authority in these matters.
Posted by: J. D. Power Associates at November 07, 2021 12:46 AM (ELgVT)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 07, 2021 12:47 AM (S2adH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2021 12:45 AM (P3gRi)
Absolutely agreed. The two dead definitely. I think the guy who tried to surrender and then got his arm evaporated when he attacked is the only one without a felony conviction for something horrific.
I'm just saying.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 07, 2021 12:48 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 07, 2021 12:04
Good job BC. We're gonna be here for a few days in AZ where there is a Nascar race this week. I already posted a "Let's go Brandon" at the front desk.
Made the mistake of asking Jules to come in from smoking and read this supply shortage message where I had added it. She read it and said...Who put this up and then then recognizing my handwriting said...you did this!
Right in front of the desk clerk, so young black gal asked what that meant. I told her and she said...I'll pretend I didn't see it. LOL
Posted by: Farmer at November 07, 2021 12:48 AM (PzqA/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2021 12:22 AM
To be honest, it really wasn't all that bad for what it cost. The problems I remember with it were the cv joints and the clutch had a cable that broke at least twice. Only car I ever had that got 40+ mpg
Posted by: Chuck C at November 07, 2021 12:50 AM (EughT)
Posted by: Redchief at November 07, 2021 12:51 AM (XChUy)
Maybe the judge's comments will help set his mind straight.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 07, 2021 12:52 AM (S2adH)
The premise is decent "Who wants to date a magician" and a woman gets to pick to go on a cruise with one of 4 magicians who are all weird and creepy in stereotypical magician ways.
But they have Akawafina , Pete Davidson, and Leslie Jones, none of whom are funny. The latter two, especially, just laugh (out of character) for the whole skit.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 07, 2021 12:52 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 07, 2021 12:54 AM (S2adH)
A good man, I think. We sometimes turn these people into marble memes and lose sight of them being people.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 07, 2021 12:43 AM (csEWM)
There's always talk of who you want in a foxhole with you. I would want KR in the foxhole with me.
Posted by: Redchief at November 07, 2021 12:54 AM (XChUy)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 07, 2021 12:54 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 07, 2021 12:55 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Redchief at November 07, 2021 12:54 AM (XChUy)
*fistbump* Kind of gives you some hope. His parents did something right.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 07, 2021 12:56 AM (csEWM)
With the multitude of different cylinder combinations changing so rapidly, the system checks for changes 80 times every second, and there is no way to determine which mode or how many cylinders are actually working as a simple icon on the gauge cluster.
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Oh, yeah, no future problems there.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 07, 2021 12:56 AM (S2adH)
Posted by: klaftern at November 07, 2021 12:57 AM (taPSh)
some states tried it year-round and ended up with kids going to school in the dark part of the year, I believe?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2021 09:30 PM
The US tried "year-round" in 1974, but it was amended before the end of the year:
In 1974 DST ran from Jan 6 - last Sunday of October
In 1975 DST ran from Feb 23 - last Sunday of October
In 1976 DST returned to last Sunday April to last Sunday October
Posted by: Chuck C at November 07, 2021 12:57 AM (EughT)
No, it's a perfect time for the ONT.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 07, 2021 12:55 AM (SchxB)
I laid lamente flooring at the gf house today. Feels good to do work with my hands after working all week on my laptop.
Posted by: Redchief at November 07, 2021 12:58 AM (XChUy)
Real-life Superheroes seldom look the part, and tend to eschew the whole cape n' tights thing, besides.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 07, 2021 12:59 AM (QzJWU)
Pick one: standard or daylight saving. I don't care which. And then...............
Stop f'ing with it!!!!!
Posted by: JQ at November 07, 2021 01:00 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 07, 2021 01:02 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Redchief at November 07, 2021 01:02 AM (XChUy)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 07, 2021 01:07 AM (XOODc)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 07, 2021 01:07 AM (XOODc)
Or just put the blog on Zulu time, and leave it there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2021 01:09 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 07, 2021 01:02 AM (csEWM)
It seems to have not changed. So perhaps it wasn't on CDT. Maybe it just ignored Daylight Time
Posted by: Doof at November 07, 2021 01:09 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: irongrampa at November 07, 2021 01:10 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 07, 2021 01:11 AM (S2adH)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 07, 2021 01:11 AM (csEWM)
That'l pull my trailer.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 07, 2021 01:11 AM (S2adH)
It certainly makes short highway on ramps a lot less of an issue. Although I think I can visually see the fuel needle dropping.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 07, 2021 01:13 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2021 01:09 AM
As befits a very smart military blog, such as this one...
Posted by: Zettai at November 07, 2021 01:13 AM (1c5s7)
Posted by: Doof at November 07, 2021 01:09 AM (mZUr4)
We have a solution:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSRWuAxh9v0
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2021 01:13 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 07, 2021 01:13 AM (S2adH)
Hardest hit: lefty sportswriters who have been writing for 15 years that Rodgers is the greatest QB ever to play the game cause he talked lefty and set off the gaydar. This must feel to them just like when their wives left them for jocks.
Posted by: Azjaeger at November 07, 2021 01:14 AM (3/XaG)
Ya takes a green rookie, and teach him/her "the gun". All the basics, minimal emphasis on "pure accuracy". Immediately after, you train 'em HARD on Failure Drills, reloads, and Situational Awareness. We're talking two, three weeks under .mil regimes, max.
As far as training(s) go, whatever occupies the "base of the pyramid" as foundational, sticks the best and lasts the longest. SOME ONE trained this kid through Failure Drills and Situational Awareness, EARLY in his development. Which is why he's still alive to make his defense in court.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 07, 2021 01:14 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Azjaeger at November 07, 2021 01:14 AM
This is worse than the wives telling them that they no longer love their bulls, innit?
Posted by: Zettai at November 07, 2021 01:16 AM (1c5s7)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 07, 2021 01:17 AM (csEWM)
Ya takes a green rookie, and teach him/her "the gun". All the basics, minimal emphasis on "pure accuracy". Immediately after, you train 'em HARD on Failure Drills, reloads, and Situational Awareness. We're talking two, three weeks under .mil regimes, max.
As far as training(s) go, whatever occupies the "base of the pyramid" as foundational, sticks the best and lasts the longest. SOME ONE trained this kid through Failure Drills and Situational Awareness, EARLY in his development. Which is why he's still alive to make his defense in court.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 07, 2021 01:14 AM (QzJWU)
Serendipity on the comment number.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 07, 2021 01:17 AM (csEWM)
I'm going with sold his soul to the Devil at a crossroads. Because I'm a traditionalist ...
Posted by: Adriane the Helpful Critic ... at November 07, 2021 01:18 AM (okV1R)
Posted by: Adriane the Helpful Critic ... at November 07, 2021 01:18 AM (okV1R)
Maybe he just beat the devil at a fiddle playing contest.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 07, 2021 01:20 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2021 01:22 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Zettai at November 07, 2021 01:26 AM (1c5s7)
Posted by: Zettai at November 07, 2021 01:26 AM (1c5s7)
Aha! Fixed it, For some inexplicable reason, my bookmark pointed to http://..., instead of https:/....
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2021 01:33 AM (P3gRi)
Classic example of stupid government \fascism at work. What does this bring, 2 MPG? How much extra does this make the engine cost? And what's the point of desperately trying to save a couple miles per gallon on a vehicle that costs North of 50k? If you have 50k you shouldn't be worried about 2 MPG. What it is, is that the tech costs yay much and the price plus profit gets added on and the manufacturer can say "nothing we can do, the Feds made us do it" Kind of like an option package you wouldn't spring for that you have no choice but to buy. If the manufacture of a car to 2000 standards was allowed, and priced according to production cost, it would rapidly become the top seller.
Posted by: Azjaeger at November 07, 2021 01:33 AM (3/XaG)
As I was checking out SDA, I clicked the link to @Cernovich and found this:
https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/
1457161088751964163
Verrrrry interestingk...
Posted by: Zettai at November 07, 2021 01:36 AM (1c5s7)
Posted by: MkY at November 07, 2021 01:40 AM (Foq6I)
Posted by: Azjaeger at November 07, 2021 01:33 AM (3/XaG)
And any fuel savings will be completely blown away the first time that magic system gets a hiccup and needs service. Let's do a little math. Assume the cylinder shutdown feature saves you 2 mpg under all conditions. With it, your truck gets 30 mpg; without, 28. First two years, you drive it 60,000 miles. That's 2000 gallons of gasoline at (currently) $3.50 per gallon, or $7000 dollars. Without it, that's 2143 gallons, or about $7500 dollars...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2021 01:45 AM (P3gRi)
Cut and paste twice, it works.
Be interesting to find out how many of those folks were "vaxxed" eh?
Posted by: MkY at November 07, 2021 01:45 AM (Foq6I)
Posted by: MkY at November 07, 2021 01:40 AM
Just remove the space after you paste it in your URL bar...
Posted by: Zettai at November 07, 2021 01:46 AM (1c5s7)
Posted by: JQ at November 07, 2021 01:46 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: MkY at November 07, 2021 01:45 AM
Many are blaming bad drugs...
Posted by: Zettai at November 07, 2021 01:47 AM (1c5s7)
Posted by: State of Oregon at November 07, 2021 01:51 AM (dB4Iz)
What I can see happening, is owners trading in the trucks a year before the warranty expires, and taking a bath on the resale value, because few used-truck buyers will want to spend top dollar for a truck due to go out of warranty in a year, with complex, trouble-prone systems.
Maybe the Magic Widget will prove to be stone-cold reliable, but GM's past history with variable cylinders does not prove that out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2021 01:51 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Zettai
Dear Lord, please let me not jinx anyone.
I thought Kate passed away from cancer.
Posted by: Adriane the Helpful Critic ... at November 07, 2021 01:51 AM (okV1R)
I thought Kate passed away from cancer.
Posted by: Adriane the Helpful Critic ... at November 07, 2021 01:51 AM (okV1R)
No, that was her compatriot, Five Feet of Fury.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2021 01:53 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Zettai at November 07, 2021 01:53 AM (1c5s7)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2021 01:54 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Zettai at November 07, 2021 01:53 AM (1c5s7)
Kate McMillan, proprietor of Small Dead Animals. I wonder if Hadrain has met her? She is on the show dog circuit, too. Schnauzers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2021 01:55 AM (P3gRi)
GM's last truly reliable Diesel was the 6.2 in the mid to late '80s, and everything depending on electronics since, was subject to GM's suboptimal electronics output from them and until now.
Diesels benefit from a lack of electronics. Even Mercedes "Bluetech" engines are Garage Queens, and I have direct knowledge of this.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 07, 2021 01:57 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: m at November 07, 2021 02:00 AM (ya129)
Diesels benefit from a lack of electronics. Even Mercedes "Bluetech" engines are Garage Queens, and I have direct knowledge of this.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 07, 2021 01:57 AM (QzJWU)
I had both 6.2 and 6.5 turbodiesel from GM. The latter had more power, but used more fuel, and the electronically-controlled injection pump was troublesome. I still have both vehicles. Should mount the turbo off the 6.5 on the 6.2; there was an aftermarket kit to do that, back when the 6.2's were current.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2021 02:05 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Thanks.
I'm bad with names and it shows ...
Posted by: Adriane the Helpful Critic ... at November 07, 2021 02:07 AM (okV1R)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2021 02:07 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2021 02:09 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Skip
Time is Nature's Way of keeping everything from happening all at once ...
Posted by: Adriane the Helpful Critic ... at November 07, 2021 02:11 AM (okV1R)
Very much a 25mpg truck, with Guidon hi-top camper shell and lightly loaded. Wasn't a stump-puller from the low end. And you had to haul ass on the downhills in order to not drag ass on the uphills. But I sold that truck with 285k miles on the clock, and nothing more than a low pressure fuel pump to show for the "big work" to be done.
Rust was it's nemesis. Not the powerplant nor the drivetrain.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 07, 2021 02:12 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Adriane the Helpful Critic ... at November 07, 2021 02:12 AM (okV1R)
Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2021 02:12 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Jim at November 07, 2021 02:15 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Zettai at November 07, 2021 02:16 AM (1c5s7)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 07, 2021 02:31 AM (KAi1n)
And space is Nature's way of keeping everything from happening to you.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at November 07, 2021 02:33 AM (MqQvv)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Will we each get a spear ?
Posted by: JT at November 07, 2021 02:52 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT at November 07, 2021 02:52 AM (arJlL)
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some of us will get Martinis!
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at November 07, 2021 03:18 AM (6n+nr)
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