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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (10/20/23)
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Quote I “At the end of the day, we’d like to be able to put our children through college, be able to afford the things that these people can afford on the other side.” Keith Chada, a committeeman for the UAW
Quote II “I made a mistake, one I sincerely regret and take responsibility for. During my suspension, I will continue to participate in counseling to help me make better decisions in the future." NHL Player Evander Kane
Quote III First, right upfront, I screwed up the internal communication — and I don’t mean just mechanically. I feel I should’ve made sure to recognize that a group of our employees was hurting very badly from the decision made, and I should’ve recognized upfront before going into a rationalization of anything the pain they were going through. I say that because I respect them deeply, and I love the contribution they have at Netflix. They were hurting, and I should’ve recognized that first. Netflix co-CEO Ted Sarandos
Quote IV “If this thing is just about protecting people and protecting the public health, why does CNN have to lie about Joe Rogan taking ‘horse dewormer,’ or why does the Rolling Stone have to willfully misrepresent my position on the vaccine or COVID? NBA forward Jonathan Isaac
Democrat President Joe Biden stated on Wednesday that he was Vice President of the United States “for 36 years,” and that he took the Amtrak home “every day” to see his family after they were killed in a drunk driving accident in 1972. Biden made the remarks during a trip to Scranton, Pennsylvania to pitch his failing economic agenda to the general public. Scranton is where Biden was born, and has been a recurring locale for the former Democrat Vice president to return to for media photo ops. Unfortunately, it does not appear that Biden’s words will reverse his flagging approval ratings.
Falling into tonight's oh FFS category: Reason #3,756 why governments are hated.
A British bakery has been forced to pull its top-selling cookies from the market, after regulators informed the owner that the sprinkles are illegal. The U.S.-made sprinkles contain a coloring that's legal for some uses — but not for sprinkling. Rich Myers, owner of the Get Baked bakery in Leeds, disclosed the recent setback on Facebook, where his updates on what he calls Sprinklegate have been defined by frank talk and the occasional heartfelt profanity. He says the decision is a huge deal for his business and also "very f***ing annoying."
Kids need to be able to be kids. And that includes being outside without parental
‘Let Them Be Kids!’ Is ‘Free-Range’ Parenting the Key to Healthier, Happier Children?
Now more than ever, children are cooped up indoors and monitored 24/7. But how can they build confidence and social skills if adults never let them out of their sight?
I really don't feel bad about not having these new fangled gadgets in my home.
LISTEN UP I found Amazon folder with THOUSANDS of audio recordings from my home gadgets A WOMAN has been shocked to discover just how much data Amazon has collected about her. She posted a viral TikTok video explaining how she requested to see the data but wasn't expecting to receive so much.
A key requirement to being a Biden Administration Official is never having taken a basic economics course.
Rating firm Moody’s said Wednesday that the supply chain issues plaguing America will likely not subside any time soon, and shortages, higher transportation costs and higher prices will ripple through the economy. But Buttigieg found a sunny side in all that when he popped in for a chat on “The View.”
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“Americans have more money in their pockets compared to a year ago,” Buttigieg said, according to ABC News. “Where they used to maybe spend it on going to shows or travel, they’ve been more likely to spend it on things, which is why actually we have a record number of goods coming through our ports.”
More money? Not with the costs of gasoline and LP Gas, to name just a couple of items that have sky rocketed since Biden started to reside in the White House.
A comic book colorist says he is fed up with the left turn at DC Comics and he is quitting over the latest left-wing change to the Superman character. "What really pissed me off was saying truth, justice, and a better world. F*** that it was Truth, Justice, and the American way," said Eltaeb. He was referring to the announcement from the publisher of Superman comics that they would be dropping "the American way" from the character's motto for the much far less nationalistic, "a better world."
What is a health problem? In NYC subjective attitudes are now. Racism is a public health crisis.
Racism is now officially a public health crisis in New York City. Monday, the city’s Board of Health passed a resolution recognizing the impact of racism on people’s health during the pandemic, which magnified inequities in communities of color.
Well she seems nice.
President Joe Biden’s nominee for a top Treasury Department post had harsh words for the financial services sector, calling it an “a**hole industry,” in a Canadian documentary.Just another over educated faculty lounge occupier. Her real world knowledge is nil to say the least.
“The financial services industry, in my view, and I don’t think I’m alone here, is the quintessential a**hole industry,” Saule Omarova, Cornell University law professor and Biden nominee for comptroller of the currency, said in the documentary titled “Assholes: A Theory,” Fox News first reported.
Nazis and Stasi all rolled into one creature. Colleges are now paying students to be Kung Flu vaccination snitches.
“Student Health Ambassadors” are prowling their school grounds, on the lookout for those filthy, science-embracing guttersnipes who dare to wander campus without a mask or walk closer to friends than social-distancing Nazis prefer (even though scientists have determined that social distancing was, in part, based on outdated science). The University of California, Los Angeles (UCLA) seems especially Stalin-like in their crackdown. Their Student Health Ambassadors KGB kids have a “whistleblower hotline” for students to squeal on their non-compliant friends as well as university staff. They will ask for “papers please” to see if students have filled out their daily clearance forms, which are required for students and faculty before walking onto campus
On this day: 20 Oct 1977
Ronnie Van Zant, Steve Gaines and Cassie Gaines from Lynyrd Skynyrd were all killed along with manager Dean Kilpatrick when their rented plane ran out of fuel and crashed into a densely wooded thicket in the middle of a swamp in Gillsburg, Mississippi. The crash seriously injured the rest of the band and crew who were due to play at Louisiana University that evening. via thisdayinmusic.com
Born on this day: 20 Oct 1950
Tom Petty, American singer and songwriter. He was the frontman of Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers and was a founding member of the late 1980s supergroup the Traveling Wilburys and Mudcrutch. Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers had the 1977 single 'American Girl', the 1989 UK No.28 single 'I Won't Back Down', and the 1991 UK No.3 album 'Into The Great Wide Open'. With the Traveling Wilburys, the 1988 UK No. 21 single 'Handle With Care'. Petty has also released a string of solo albums, and Throughout his career and has sold over 60 million albums. Petty died on 2 October 2017. via thisdayinmusic.com
I'm sure there was some logical explanation for tonight's Genius Award Winner.
KREM, a local news station in Spokane, Washington aired a pornographic clip during its Sunday broadcast at 6 p.m. at the weekend. Meteorologist Michelle Boss was giving a weather update on the BCS affiliated station when the clip was shown over her right shoulder.
Four people were injured after a fight at a Pennsylvania shopping mall escalated into a shooting this past weekend, but it could have been much worse were it not for the quick action taken by an armed citizen. According to witnesses inside Lancaster’s Park City Center on Sunday afternoon, the incident started with a couple of guys jawing at each other before the confrontation turned physical.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 20, 2021 08:41 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Javems at October 20, 2021 08:42 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 20, 2021 08:42 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2021 08:43 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at October 20, 2021 08:44 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 20, 2021 08:45 PM (QHqf9)
Also makes me drive real fast. Good thing I ain't driving right now.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at October 20, 2021 08:45 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 20, 2021 08:45 PM (ccc7R)
Just to say: there isn't a Covid vaccine. Just an experimental, known-dangerous mRna therapy.
So to people who ask if I'm vaxed, I say "yes, of course".
(I've received all zero available Covid vaccinations)
Posted by: Im29too at October 20, 2021 08:48 PM (V/siF)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 20, 2021 08:41 PM (K5n5d)
Safe travels, and have fun. Hell, that's a given.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at October 20, 2021 08:49 PM (x8Wzq)
g'evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 20, 2021 08:50 PM (DUIap)
She's not wrong...
Posted by: CppThis at October 20, 2021 08:50 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Student Health Ambassadors at October 20, 2021 08:50 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at October 20, 2021 08:51 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at October 20, 2021 08:51 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at October 20, 2021 08:51 PM (rwusL)
M'kay. Now do moose.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at October 20, 2021 08:53 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Zettai at October 20, 2021 08:53 PM (LVDYz)
Posted by: Nemo at October 20, 2021 08:53 PM (S6ArX)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at October 20, 2021 08:51 PM (rwusL)
M'kay. Now do moose.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at October 20, 2021 08:53 PM (x8Wzq)
* * * *
*SNORT*
Those are huuuuuge critters!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at October 20, 2021 08:54 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 20, 2021 08:54 PM (nxdel)
I want more coffee. There is fresh coffee in the lobby. Jess just made it.
I am sans pantaloons.
Decisions, decisions.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2021 08:54 PM (CQ8KO)
Posted by: Javems at October 20, 2021 08:42 PM (AmoqO)
Butt shot bear hiding underneath.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 20, 2021 08:55 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at October 20, 2021 08:49 PM (x8Wzq)
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Thank you! I'm very excited to meet the Horde in the flesh. It's a shame you can't make it this year, but hopefully you can make it next year...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 20, 2021 08:55 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 20, 2021 08:55 PM (sG29e)
Racism is now officially a public health crisis in New York City.
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2020 election results
Biden: 2,321,759 (76%)
Trump: 691,682 (23%)
Who's doing all the racisting to make this a crisis?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2021 08:55 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
Counting deers is dangerously close to math.
Expressing meese as multiples of deers is right out.
Posted by: mikeski at October 20, 2021 08:55 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 20, 2021 08:56 PM (nxdel)
What this hideously ugly retard whore neglects to mention, though, is that the actual *quintessential* asshole industry is her industry - government. And it's up to its redolent nutsack in financial corruption, with the enthusiastic partnership of the bankers.
May they all hang together.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 20, 2021 08:56 PM (/KPLX)
She's not wrong...
Posted by: CppThis at October 20, 2021 08:50 PM (UewuT)
Ever obtained a mortgage or a loan? Have any investments?
I have. I don't think it is an asshole industry
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 20, 2021 08:56 PM (ccc7R)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 20, 2021 08:57 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Nemo at October 20, 2021 08:53 PM (S6ArX)
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Truth. I was gifted with one of these devices and promptly returned it for store credit. This was shortly after it was revealed that a similar device had sent a snippet of a recording from one man's home to someone on his contact list. Without his knowledge or consent.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at October 20, 2021 08:57 PM (rwusL)
It was "Truth, Justice, and the American way" before these fucksticks were born. And, yes, It was a better world before these fucksticks were born.
Posted by: irright at October 20, 2021 08:57 PM (BB7pQ)
Her real world knowledge is nil to say the least.
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True. Obviously she's never been in a law office.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2021 08:57 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: chris+opher at October 20, 2021 08:58 PM (RffAl)
Posted by: runner at October 20, 2021 08:58 PM (V13WU)
Oh, and I know better.
Posted by: pookysgirl, savior of spreadsheets at October 20, 2021 08:58 PM (XKZwp)
Alexa is now calling the Hate Crimes Task Force..."
Posted by: Alexa at October 20, 2021 08:59 PM (w/5KC)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * In omnia paratus at October 20, 2021 08:59 PM (whBS1)
Posted by: chris+opher at October 20, 2021 08:58 PM (RffAl)
"2 + 2 = 4"?!
REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!1!
Posted by: SJWs, being triggered at October 20, 2021 08:59 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2021 08:55 PM (/U27+)
Dems, same as it ever was.
Posted by: flounder at October 20, 2021 08:59 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: bluebell at October 20, 2021 08:59 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 20, 2021 08:55 PM (K5n5d)
Already saving up vacation time. Srsly, have fun.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at October 20, 2021 09:00 PM (x8Wzq)
Small world.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 20, 2021 09:00 PM (c3Qm1)
Holy crap! Eager young Marxists, these are.
Posted by: t-bird at October 20, 2021 09:00 PM (AytXr)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2021 09:01 PM (P4LRL)
Posted by: bluebell at October 20, 2021 08:59 PM (wyw4S)
Once we finally get moved in to our new build, I will be on the hunt for an off-grid property for just such a cabin.
Posted by: flounder at October 20, 2021 09:01 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: bluebell at October 20, 2021 08:59 PM (wyw4S)
you couldn't handle the snow or the cauliflower
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 20, 2021 09:02 PM (ccc7R)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * In omnia paratus at October 20, 2021 09:02 PM (whBS1)
Posted by: bluebell at October 20, 2021 08:59 PM (wyw4S)
I would live there in a heartbeat. But my bride would be looking for the jacuzzi and the nearby restaurant and grocery store. Our ideas of roughing it differ.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at October 20, 2021 09:02 PM (x8Wzq)
I found Amazon folder with THOUSANDS of audio recordings from my home gadgets -
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Question being: Do you need to have an amazon gadget to have this happen, or is everyone who has been to amazon (or name your favorite intertube bogeyman) in the same boat?
Posted by: irright at October 20, 2021 09:03 PM (BB7pQ)
Academia gives it a run for it's money, though perhaps I repeat myself.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 20, 2021 09:03 PM (c3Qm1)
Posted by: wing at October 20, 2021 09:04 PM (PlW9M)
I've got a Roku TV plugged in 24/7 here at the palatial Zettaibunker... Oh, the stories it could tell...
Posted by: Zettai at October 20, 2021 09:04 PM (LVDYz)
https://tinyurl.com/34te4969
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 20, 2021 09:04 PM (/KPLX)
I found Amazon folder with THOUSANDS of audio recordings from my home gadgets -
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Question being: Do you need to have an amazon gadget to have this happen, or is everyone who has been to amazon (or name your favorite intertube bogeyman) in the same boat?
Posted by: irright at October 20, 2021 09:03 PM (BB7pQ)
As if we would let you see the data we have collected.
Posted by: Zuckerborg at October 20, 2021 09:05 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - On my phone, identifiers may vary at October 20, 2021 09:05 PM (VZtm9)
'Let Them Be Kids!' Is 'Free-Range' Parenting the Key to Healthier, Happier Children?
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"I don't want to see you until dinnertime." - Every mom 50 years ago
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2021 09:05 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 20, 2021 09:05 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 20, 2021 09:05 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 20, 2021 09:06 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * In omnia paratus at October 20, 2021 09:06 PM (whBS1)
Posted by: Zettai at October 20, 2021 09:06 PM (LVDYz)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 20, 2021 09:06 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: flounder at October 20, 2021 09:06 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at October 20, 2021 08:51 PM (rwusL)
M'kay. Now do moose.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at October 20, 2021 08:53 PM (x8Wzq)
I'm not sure that those four freezers would hold all the meat from one moose.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 20, 2021 09:06 PM (mdjgu)
Posted by: davidt at October 20, 2021 09:07 PM (2/FOp)
Posted by: Jav
if you think of the bodeis buried 'round the cabin it helps with that
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 20, 2021 09:07 PM (K3ZCc)
That top cabin just makes me think of seeing your breath freeze in the air until you get the fire stoked in the morning.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 20, 2021 09:07 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: Infidel at October 20, 2021 09:07 PM (QC3yT)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 20, 2021 09:06 PM (mdjgu)
Especially Alaska mooses.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at October 20, 2021 09:08 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2021 09:05 PM (/U27+)
* * * *
Ah, yes. The good old days...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at October 20, 2021 09:08 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2021 09:08 PM (CQ8KO)
Posted by: Zettai at October 20, 2021 09:08 PM (LVDYz)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 20, 2021 09:08 PM (YZG/i)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
I'm not sure I've ever been that drunk.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2021 09:08 PM (CQ8KO)
Anus is closed. Moose out front should'a told ya.
Posted by: flounder at October 20, 2021 09:08 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Doof at October 20, 2021 09:09 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 20, 2021 09:09 PM (anN/2)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 20, 2021 09:09 PM (vuisn)
tried to email weird dave (insurance q) - will he be doing an ONT tomorrow?
Posted by: vm
no, there is no murder rider
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 20, 2021 09:09 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: redchief at October 20, 2021 09:09 PM (Kab4E)
M'kay. Now do moose.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at October 20, 2021 08:53 PM (x8Wzq)
Shiras or alces alces?
Posted by: Clutch at October 20, 2021 09:10 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: megthered at October 20, 2021 09:10 PM (vvWGB)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 20, 2021 09:05 PM (nxdel)
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Ya know how to keep bears out of a cabin? Plywood sheets with nails/screws stuck through them. Then you put the sheets down under the windows/doors so the sharp ends are sticking up. Supposedly it works. Learned that from a Canadian outfitter.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 20, 2021 09:10 PM (K5n5d)
Their first party this fall and they're going to end up duct-taped naked in a shopping cart and sent down a hill.
Posted by: t-bird at October 20, 2021 09:10 PM (1vynn)
Posted by: davidt at October 20, 2021 09:07 PM (2/FOp)
Stock up on Monkey Chow Biscuits.
https://bit.ly/3C0P7Vj
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 20, 2021 09:10 PM (c3Qm1)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 20, 2021 09:05 PM (nxdel)
But Baby Bear thinks it is "just right".
Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2021 09:10 PM (KbLYZ)
*casually picks up objet d'art*
Early tonight, aren't we?
*drops and breaks it*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
*hides pieces in toilet tank*
I can't imagine being 19 and doing that, working at a luxury condo while delivering mail and watering plants. Nope. Can't even imagine.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 20, 2021 09:10 PM (OssQ4)
Enjoy the honeypot and Bill Mitchell's brand of MAGA. Just keep importing voters to erase those pesky White People fighting not to be replaced.
*rolls eyes*
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 20, 2021 09:10 PM (ylNYd)
Posted by: davidt at October 20, 2021 09:07 PM (2/FOp)
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Just keep an eye on your porridge.
Posted by: Goldilocks at October 20, 2021 09:10 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: m
what she said
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 20, 2021 09:11 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
I'm not sure I've ever been that drunk.
Posted by: Tonypete
Moose out front. Party in the rear.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 20, 2021 09:11 PM (sG29e)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at October 20, 2021 09:11 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 20, 2021 09:12 PM (/KPLX)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 20, 2021 09:11 PM (sG29e)
Bring a stepladder.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at October 20, 2021 09:12 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 20, 2021 09:12 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: Doof at October 20, 2021 09:09 PM
Ain't that the truth! I can save the fancy-prancy HTML wonderment I'd planned as my opener this evening for another day, so there's that...
Posted by: Zettai at October 20, 2021 09:12 PM (LVDYz)
I'm sure my wife will complain, but I'll just explain that since the Maserati is already paid for, its cost is zero.
[Whispers] Why, she shouldn't even ask how much the price tag is, since the cost is zero.
Thanks for the accounting tips, Brandon!
Posted by: Let's Go Brandon! at October 20, 2021 09:13 PM (I2/tG)
1. People who work in finance ARE assholes.
2. Goldman and the rest fully backed Biden. So let them get it good and hard.
Why the fuck are people here still upset over this stuff?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 20, 2021 09:13 PM (xDXlt)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 20, 2021 09:13 PM (xDXlt)
They are surrounded by assholes?
Posted by: flounder at October 20, 2021 09:14 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: flounder at October 20, 2021 09:14 PM (KnJdm)
Dark Helmet?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 20, 2021 09:14 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: kbdabear at October 20, 2021 09:14 PM (qAR6u)
1. People who work in finance ARE assholes.
2. Goldman and the rest fully backed Biden. So let them get it good and hard.
Why the fuck are people here still upset over this stuff?
Posted by: J
maybe, she is interested in moving everybody"s banking into the fed, she wants digital currency to, so there is that
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 20, 2021 09:15 PM (K3ZCc)
They are surrounded by assholes?
Posted by: flounder at October 20, 2021 09:14 PM (KnJdm)
"surrounded by asshole" is the definition for "turd"
Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2021 09:15 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: confederatefifth
*casually tucks knife back in boot*
yeah, I knew that
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 20, 2021 09:16 PM (YZG/i)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 20, 2021 09:16 PM (/KPLX)
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at October 20, 2021 09:16 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 20, 2021 08:45 PM (ccc7R)
Aspirin is suprisingly helpful for headache
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 20, 2021 09:17 PM (YZG/i)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 20, 2021 09:17 PM (xDXlt)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 20, 2021 09:16 PM (/KPLX)
Not if'n you don't chop wood today because you are sore as fuck from chopping wood yesterday.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 20, 2021 09:17 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 20, 2021 09:15 PM (K3ZCc)
She is a communist who thinks that she cares enough to make it work this time. Unlike those uncommitted dilettantes like Pol Pot and Che Guevarra
Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2021 09:17 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 20, 2021 09:17 PM (YZG/i)
Well played, vmom.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 20, 2021 09:17 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
In fairness, that description could also apply to Buttgigg, Pelosi, Hillary, and a whole host of other democrats.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 20, 2021 09:18 PM (+lVUW)
Enjoy the honeypot and Bill Mitchell's brand of MAGA. Just keep importing voters to erase those pesky White People fighting not to be replaced.
*rolls eyes*
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 20, 2021 09:10 PM -
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If only ignorant-types had someone as incredible as you to reveal unto us the truth.
Posted by: Standing in awe of your awesomness. at October 20, 2021 09:18 PM (BB7pQ)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 20, 2021 09:13 PM (xDXlt)
They are surrounded by assholes?
Posted by: flounder at October 20, 2021 09:14 PM (KnJdm)
Cool song by Volbeat - "Still Counting". Opening Lyrics:
"Counting all the assholes in the room,
I'm definitely not alone."
https://youtu.be/aXhjp85UNJI
Posted by: Doof at October 20, 2021 09:19 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser
Yes, but you have to tape it to the right spot.
I'm in Pre-Med.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2021 09:19 PM (CQ8KO)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 20, 2021 09:17 PM (kBuGL)
That's what spring is for.
Posted by: flounder at October 20, 2021 09:20 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 20, 2021 09:17 PM (kBuGL
I used to chop every day it wasn't winter. Just for an hour or two, nothing intense, then when it was winter I was all set. Living in the mountains like that is a lifestyle. A pretty sweet one. Harder if you have younger kids, though.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 20, 2021 09:20 PM (/KPLX)
Then I need someone to show me how to wear it.
Life if full of these difficult moments.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2021 09:20 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 20, 2021 09:17 PM (kBuGL)
That's what spring is for.
Posted by: flounder at October 20, 2021 09:20 PM (KnJdm)
Or a gas powered log splitter......
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 20, 2021 09:20 PM (ccc7R)
This, of course, is the woman who went to Moscow State University (MGU in Russian) during Soviet times, and thinks that private retail banking should be outlawed, and that everyone should just have a bank account at the State Bank, just like in like the USSR.
She apparently was fairly high up in the Komsomol (Young Communists) in college. She would have had to take a required course in Marxism-Leninism every year, and I bet she got "5's" (A's).
Oh, she also thinks that there should be a panel of elite academics to guide the economy, unburdened by all the pesky Federal laws that normally regulate the activities of agencies and advisory commissions.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 20, 2021 09:20 PM (I2/tG)
_ NHL Player Evander Kane
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You will be made to submit.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 20, 2021 09:21 PM (cZY+h)
Uglier than that brand new admiral person, he/she/whatever?
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 20, 2021 09:22 PM (+lVUW)
Gas up ten cents to $4.85
All my low wage staff drive 50 miles to work each day, they can't afford to live here. This is really hurting them.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 20, 2021 09:23 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 20, 2021 09:20 PM (I2/tG)
Gosplan, proving Mises correct for 68 years.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2021 09:23 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: nerdygirl
Hard to say but I do know that when admiral person was born the Dr. turned him over to slap his culo and said:
"Ah! Twins!!"
Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2021 09:23 PM (CQ8KO)
Uglier than that brand new admiral person, he/she/whatever?
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 20, 2021 09:22 PM (+lVUW)
That dude is just a caricature of mental illness. She is ugly through and through.
Posted by: flounder at October 20, 2021 09:23 PM (KnJdm)
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Good. Let her ban retail banking. People need to finally understand what voting for communism means. Every small business owner who voted for this shit and need a loan can go get fucked.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 20, 2021 09:23 PM (xDXlt)
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Submission is the only redemption.
Seek redemption.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 20, 2021 09:24 PM (cZY+h)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 20, 2021 09:23 PM (EZebt)
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And who did your low wage staff vote for?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 20, 2021 09:24 PM (xDXlt)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an asshole, for sure at October 20, 2021 09:24 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser
Yes, but you have to tape it to the right spot.
I'm in Pre-Med.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2021 09:19 PM (CQ8KO)
Hey, vmom!
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 20, 2021 09:24 PM (Zdm/d)
Posted by: American Academics! at October 20, 2021 09:24 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 20, 2021 09:24 PM (/KPLX)
It's a sickness.
As Orwell might have said, "to envision the future, just imagine a human set of hands, forever assembling furniture meant for cats."
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 20, 2021 09:24 PM (OU+8W)
Posted by: flounder at October 20, 2021 09:20 PM (KnJdm)
Or a gas powered log splitter......
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 20, 2021 09:20 PM (ccc7R)
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Soon the existence of those will pass into the mists of legend. Over the fires, men will share tales of internal combustion labor savers, and struggle to cut logs with a herring.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 20, 2021 09:24 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2021 09:05 PM (/U27+)
True, but if it was getting toward dark and we were still out on the horses, my dad went out looking for us. That was not good.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 20, 2021 09:25 PM (+lVUW)
Then I need someone to show me how to wear it.
Life if full of these difficult moments.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2021 09:20 PM (KbLYZ)
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It's really not hard. You just have to wrap it around yourself a time or two and fit the straps through the slots so that you can buckle it. Pleats go in the back. Sporran (pouch) goes in the front. And you can get a pin or brooch to hold the front corner together. But you do need to make sure it fits fairly snug.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 20, 2021 09:25 PM (K5n5d)
I am going to down an entire bottle of top shelf Bourbon when it's finally over.
I started on this project in mid 2019 so, horrible, horrible.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 20, 2021 09:26 PM (wWbDE)
Truth Social, huh?
No. No. Can't say i like it.
Society's problem is we're too interconnected. Way back in the day things like internet message boards were the realms of aficionados and other kinds of nerds. Then FaceFuck and Twatter came along, made it kind of hip and now every dumbshit fucktard wants to "engage" when it would be appropriate for them to simply fuck off.
We don't need more social media, we need less. A lot less. For starters, I suggest targeting their server farms with hellfire missiles. Then ban it all. Then take Zuckerblarg and Dorsel Fin and force them to recreate that scene in Salo where the guy is force fed shit. After that things can get sporty.
Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2021 09:26 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 20, 2021 09:24 PM (xDXlt)
85/12 Biden/Trump. Elections have consequences.
Posted by: flounder at October 20, 2021 09:26 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: irright at October 20, 2021 09:03 PM (BB7pQ)
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unless they are tapped into the house phone or my non-smart cell phone, there are no microphones for them to listen with
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 20, 2021 09:27 PM (anN/2)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 20, 2021 09:27 PM (OU+8W)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 20, 2021 09:24 PM (OU+8W)
Which the cats will never use but they just LOVE the box it came in.
Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2021 09:27 PM (1Yy3c)
It's a sickness.
As Orwell might have said, "to envision the future, just imagine a human set of hands, forever assembling furniture meant for cats."
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 20, 2021 09:24 PM (OU+8W)
* * * *
Sounds like all you need now is the chow and treats! You are making good progress on your goal.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at October 20, 2021 09:27 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 20, 2021 09:24 PM (xDXlt)
You are screaming let it burn while seated in the middle of a grove of tinder dry scrub. You should be praying for a different outcome.
Or stop using your outside voice.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2021 09:27 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 20, 2021 09:22 PM
Before qzxe was Four-Star Admiral-ess of the Ocean Seas, zxqe was Little Bo Peep...
https://files.catbox.moe/g7uvrq.png
Posted by: Zettai at October 20, 2021 09:28 PM (LVDYz)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 20, 2021 09:28 PM (wWbDE)
*******
So real women have been robbed of another "first". Levine is the first four-star *female* admiral.
Posted by: Cosda at October 20, 2021 09:28 PM (jMPGE)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 20, 2021 09:23 PM (EZebt)
Older Sis flew in from Texas today (to Fresno)... picked her up at the airport as usual. Pointed out the Gas prices.
She gasped.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2021 09:29 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at October 20, 2021 09:29 PM (sJHOI)
Our ultimate wet dream.
Posted by: American Academics! at October 20, 2021 09:29 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 20, 2021 09:24 PM (OU+8W)
Buy ahead on cat food, pets don't understand "I don't have food for you today"
I'd counsel three months at the least
Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2021 09:30 PM (KbLYZ)
Xhe heard about the Navy Tradition of 'Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash', not understanding that was the BRITISH Navy.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2021 09:30 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 20, 2021 09:30 PM (qvjMx)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 20, 2021 09:30 PM (VxC1e)
So is Kamala "The San Francisco Headhunter" Harris rubbing here hands in glee?
Yes. Yes she is!
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2021 09:30 PM (L2ZTs)
.....
Older Sis flew in from Texas today (to Fresno)... picked her up at the airport as usual. Pointed out the Gas prices.
She gasped.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2021 09:29 PM (oHd/0)
These grapes taste like Fresno!
Posted by: Conquistador on a horse at October 20, 2021 09:30 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an asshole, for sure at October 20, 2021 09:30 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 20, 2021 09:30 PM (N70Fa)
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So many people today, young and old, have been brainwashed - oh, I don't mind if they know or, everybody does it - and it's really cool until they discover what the lack of privacy really is.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 20, 2021 09:30 PM (cZY+h)
https://youtu.be/UsDtmdWFBxU
The last God of War has a gorgeous soundtrack with similar bracing harmonies.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 20, 2021 09:31 PM (ybIRR)
"Americans have more money in their pockets compared to a year ago," Buttigieg said, according to ABC News.
Do I have enough to buy a couple of babies?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 20, 2021 09:31 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 20, 2021 09:31 PM (CufTH)
That clip was the opening of the Stones Concert.
Posted by: DBCooper at October 20, 2021 09:32 PM (os1+V)
Some time this weekend, searching for felines.
I am so doomed.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 20, 2021 09:32 PM (OU+8W)
f_ _ _ed so many times that they don't know when they are being screwed.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 20, 2021 09:32 PM (cZY+h)
Posted by: Ripley at October 20, 2021 09:32 PM (PTDkx)
Premium is $4.79 in my neck of the woods.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 20, 2021 09:30 PM
I paid $3.18 for regular this evening at Sam's
that's up about 15 cents from Saturday
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 20, 2021 09:32 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2021 09:32 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 20, 2021 09:32 PM (YZG/i)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Well, technically it's never too late. On a related note, if that Billy Ayres shitbag succumbs to old age, that will be the outrage of the ages.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 20, 2021 09:32 PM (sG29e)
Posted by: Cosda at October 20, 2021 09:28 PM (jMPGE)
He's no more female than my Great Uncle Bub.
You know the outline of the horse bucking on the WY license plates? That is Steamboat, a very famous bucking horse. Uncle Bub rode Steamboat at the County Fair. Not female. Not at all.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 20, 2021 09:33 PM (qvjMx)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 20, 2021 09:17 PM (YZG/i)
Along with lots of caffeine, except you need to do the caffeine earlier in the day or you'll be on the ONT until 4 in the morning.
But seriously, if I have a headache during daytime, I drink lots of coffee to wash down the pain killers.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 20, 2021 09:33 PM (+lVUW)
I paid $3.18 for regular this evening at Sam's
that's up about 15 cents from Saturday
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 20, 2021 09:32 PM (DUIap)
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I'm coming over there.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 20, 2021 09:33 PM (VxC1e)
Everything I hold dear about being an American is being destroyed. Everything. And yet. I get up in the morning, go to work, live my life, love my family, pray to my Lord.
Fuck. The. Left. Fuck Joe Biden. Fucking meat sack puppet.
Goodnight. Have fun storming the ranch.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at October 20, 2021 09:34 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 20, 2021 09:09 PM (vuisn)
A buddy and I tramped past Ted's cabin one summer up on Stemple pass many years ago after getting my car got stuck on a washed out logging road. At the time we thought it was pretty odd cabin.
Posted by: Beartooth at October 20, 2021 09:34 PM (68WvR)
Really Old and Busted: Those people asking "papers please" are a sign that the government they work for are NAZIs!
Old and Busted: Asking illegals for papers is a violation of the constitution.
New Hotness: Papiere Bitte
Posted by: 18-1 at October 20, 2021 09:34 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 20, 2021 09:31 PM (CufTH)
In your case, I would think it would just make you hungry.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 20, 2021 09:34 PM (qvjMx)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 20, 2021 09:35 PM (OU+8W)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 20, 2021 09:30 PM (cZY+h)
Hell i hear people on phones in a loud voice talking about very personal stuff that Id rather not hear. Sometimes they have it on speaker. No shame. Gees.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 20, 2021 09:35 PM (CufTH)
Posted by: Cosda
So stunning! So brave!!
Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2021 09:36 PM (CQ8KO)
Years ago, the head of Sun Microsystems (I think), explained at a press conference that privacy was a thing of the past, and We Should Get Over It.
Not one reporter thought of standing up, and asking the guy: "What is your full legal name, your address, your date of birth, and your social security number?"
I bet we would have found that he wasn't personally willing to abandon privacy as quickly as all that.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 20, 2021 09:36 PM (I2/tG)
I'm coming over there.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 20, 2021 09:33 PM
yeah, it's not as bad here as it is on the coasts
Sam's is usually 14 - 18 cents cheaper than the regular gas stations
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 20, 2021 09:36 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at October 20, 2021 09:36 PM (rwusL)
that's up about 15 cents from Saturday
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 20, 2021 09:32 PM (DUIap)
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Yup. Gas is now up more than 50% since the beginning of the year around here (was $1.79 or so back in January, now at $3.09 for regular)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 20, 2021 09:36 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 20, 2021 09:36 PM (isOyl)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 20, 2021 09:36 PM (OU+8W)
Viva Corsicana!
Posted by: Jak Sucio at October 20, 2021 09:36 PM (jvt6t)
[Happy Cackle] I'm going to be president!
[Worried Cackle] I'm going to be president?!?
Posted by: Kamela Harris at October 20, 2021 09:37 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 20, 2021 09:34 PM (qvjMx
Well some seem ready for the kettle. Gotta wash them reeeal good.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 20, 2021 09:37 PM (CufTH)
Goodnight. Have fun storming the ranch.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at October 20, 2021 09:34 PM (x8Wzq)
/Fistbump
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2021 09:37 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Beartooth at October 20, 2021 09:34 PM (68WvR)
Not far from here (modern rural), there are people who live off grid, by choice, or by necessity. Really not too much different, if even less opulent than that cabin at the top, than an odd Kaczynski cabin.
Posted by: flounder at October 20, 2021 09:37 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 20, 2021 09:38 PM (sG29e)
Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2021 09:38 PM (1Yy3c)
Thanks again.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 20, 2021 09:38 PM (OU+8W)
As you may recall, she had previously refused to let us play with the kids as we are sans the shot.
No a word was spoken about it and everything seemed to be normal.
Kids!
Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2021 09:38 PM (CQ8KO)
Black people in America are more likely to be fat.
Being fat *dramatically* increases your risks of dying from Wu Flu (and everything else).
If we are going to have a Fuhrer, could he please make people work out every day instead of getting clot shots?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 20, 2021 09:39 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: flounder at October 20, 2021 09:39 PM (KnJdm)
Goodnight. Have fun storming the ranch.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at October 20, 2021 09:34 PM (x8Wzq)
/Fistbump
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2021 09:37 PM (oHd/0)
See kids, this is what you miss when you come in late after wasting your life in a bar.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at October 20, 2021 09:39 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at October 20, 2021 09:34 PM (x8Wzq)
This is far to moderate and polite an opinion.
Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2021 09:40 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2021 09:38 PM (1Yy3c)
My marker is still on President Yellen being impeached but not convicted by the end of 2023
Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2021 09:40 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 20, 2021 09:24 PM (xDXlt)
You are screaming let it burn while seated in the middle of a grove of tinder dry scrub. You should be praying for a different outcome.
Or stop using your outside voice.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2021 09:27 PM (KbLYZ)
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I want every last motherfucker who voted for Biden t suffer and suffer hard. Like those low wage workers who voted for him. I hope they freeze to death this winter when natgas costs 5X as much as it did last winter.
Fuck you, war.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 20, 2021 09:40 PM (xDXlt)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 20, 2021 09:20 PM (ccc7R)
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yup!
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 20, 2021 09:40 PM (anN/2)
Okay, white people are inherently racist and that's the end, nothing can be done.
How about this? Black people are moronic savage criminals, and there's nothing to be done about that, that's the way everything is.
Happy now?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 20, 2021 09:40 PM (OU+8W)
A straight up commie in charge of our currency.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 20, 2021 09:41 PM (cZY+h)
Not one reporter thought of standing up, and asking the guy: "What is your full legal name, your address, your date of birth, and your social security number?"
I bet we would have found that he wasn't personally willing to abandon privacy as quickly as all that.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 20, 2021 09:36 PM (I2/tG)
I recall that guying being conservative in some way. Maybe that is not it as it was a long time ago, I recall he really had it in for Gates or that Apple guy. I forget it really.
But if people give up their own privacy, it is on them. The Founders explained the importance and wrote it down. People back then didn't need to be told water is wet. If Americans don't respect themselves, what can we do other than try to do better with future generations.
Posted by: Quint at October 20, 2021 09:41 PM (IbPe4)
I do not want to embarrass any of our esteemed 'ettes, but I do want to say that the Horde is the best people and we love each other in word and deed. You know who you are, and thank you for your sweet gesture.
Best wishes to everyone at the MoMe this weekend! You will have a great time. I wish I could join you, but affairs of state must take precedence over the affairs of state. Hopefully next year!
Posted by: Emmie at October 20, 2021 09:41 PM (t62xj)
Posted by: Robert
She's always on the bottom because she can only fuck up.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 20, 2021 09:41 PM (sG29e)
Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2021"
*****
Hard to be worse than Joey Bites but she will give it a go. It won't be pretty.
Posted by: Cosda at October 20, 2021 09:42 PM (jMPGE)
Fuck you, war.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 20, 2021 09:40 PM (xDXlt)
You can cut your own throat, your choice. Killing everyone who doesn't vote the way you like is what the Progs do.
Be a prog. Your choice.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2021 09:42 PM (KbLYZ)
Yes. Everyone of import has established that fact. Now that we know that........
Posted by: Jak Sucio at October 20, 2021 09:42 PM (jvt6t)
I used to get daytime headaches until I realized they were a symptom of caffeine withdrawal. I quit drinking so much caffeine and the headaches went away.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 20, 2021 09:43 PM (isOyl)
Everything I hold dear about being an American is being destroyed. Everything. And yet. I get up in the morning, go to work, live my life, love my family, pray to my Lord.
Fuck. The. Left. Fuck Joe Biden. Fucking meat sack puppet.
Goodnight. Have fun storming the ranch.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at October 20, 2021 09:34 PM (x8Wzq
you legit said it all right there. We don't get to pick and choose the times we live in. We are dealt a hand and have to do our best with it.
Posted by: Quint at October 20, 2021 09:43 PM (IbPe4)
It's a sickness.
As Orwell might have said, "to envision the future, just imagine a human set of hands, forever assembling furniture meant for cats."
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 20, 2021 09:24 PM (OU+8W)
I have a dog, but I have to admit, as I wander around Petsmart, they have the BEST stuff for cats. They always have great toys, climbing apparatuses and so on.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 20, 2021 09:43 PM (+lVUW)
Fuck you, war.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 20, 2021 09:40 PM (xDXlt)
You can cut your own throat, your choice. Killing everyone who doesn't vote the way you like is what the Progs do.
Be a prog. Your choice.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2021 09:42 PM (KbLYZ)
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So what is the alternative? Feel sorry for this fuckers? Thanks but no. I am done giving a fuck about the welfare of my enemies. They will slot your throat in a second and yet you sit here caring about their well being. This is why we continue to lose.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 20, 2021 09:44 PM (xDXlt)
Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2021 09:38 PM (1Yy3c)
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We'll dream wistfully of the golden era of the Biden so-called presidency, in between our scavenging forays to look for edible roots and berries.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 20, 2021 09:44 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 20, 2021 09:44 PM (OU+8W)
If my browsing and search history were to become public knowledge, I should have to leave the country...
Posted by: Zettai at October 20, 2021 09:44 PM (LVDYz)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 20, 2021 09:38 PM (sG29e)
Nutbag or nutsack? His head looks a bit like an old, used up nutsack. Just sayin'.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 20, 2021 09:44 PM (qvjMx)
Fuck you, war.
Posted by: Joe XiDen
I subscribe to a great many newsletters, and I should please to subscribe to yours.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 20, 2021 09:45 PM (sG29e)
Posted by: lin-duh at October 20, 2021 09:45 PM (UUBmN)
Okay, white people are inherently racist and that's the end, nothing can be done.
How about this? Black people are moronic savage criminals, and there's nothing to be done about that, that's the way everything is.
Happy now?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 20, 2021 09:40 PM (OU+8W)
It's a valid point, for sure. If whites have ingrained psychological characteristics then it shouldn't be difficult to extrapolate out from that and say something similar about all races. Suddenly all that shit they said about blacks and latinos way back when can be held up as entirely valid.
Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2021 09:45 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 20, 2021 09:46 PM (Mzdiz)
They played with the milk jug things that you peel off to open the jug.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 20, 2021 09:46 PM (OU+8W)
Amazon claims they have a client side routine that listens for the "Alexa" prompt. Everything that comes after that is sent over the wire for server side interpretation. In theory, this means the part that's listening to *everything* isn't sending that data over the wire.
Of course, it still sends a lot.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 20, 2021 09:46 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 20, 2021 09:44 PM (xDXlt)
Actually, I believe the Christian choice is to pray for their depraved little souls. Pray that they will be enlightened by their own suffering at the hands of those they thought were their salvation, when we know that Salvation is from Our Lord.
But YMMV.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 20, 2021 09:46 PM (qvjMx)
They played with the milk jug things that you peel off to open the jug.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 20, 2021 09:46 PM (OU+8W)
Bread ties, the wire ones. Wrap them around a pencil like a spring, and it's game on.
Posted by: flounder at October 20, 2021 09:47 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Uncle Joe at October 20, 2021 09:47 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 20, 2021 09:46 PM (Mzdiz)
I didn't quite catch that first part Miley.
Posted by: Smart phone at October 20, 2021 09:48 PM (CufTH)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 20, 2021 09:46 PM (OU+8W)
My puppy is big on the little plastic containers that single-serve applesauce comes in, and yogurt, too. Best. Toy. Ever.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 20, 2021 09:48 PM (qvjMx)
Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2021 09:38 PM (1Yy3c)
I think she may die tragically before she can take office. Honestly can't see that the shadowy puppetmasters would want her there. Because, you know - stupid and cackling.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 20, 2021 09:48 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Smart phone at October 20, 2021 09:48 PM (CufTH)
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Ssshhhhhhhhhh!
Blabbermouth.
Posted by: Bob at the NSA at October 20, 2021 09:48 PM (VxC1e)
But YMMV.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 20, 2021 09:46 PM (qvjMx)
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And while you're praying for them, they are figuring out ways to fuck you and your family up. Again, this is why we continually lose.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 20, 2021 09:49 PM (xDXlt)
Bread ties, the wire ones. Wrap them around a pencil like a spring, and it's game on.
Posted by: flounder at October 20, 2021 09:47 PM (KnJdm
Yup. If we got fancy...pipe cleaners.
Posted by: Smart phone at October 20, 2021 09:49 PM (CufTH)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
She presents even worse than SloJoe does.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2021 09:49 PM (CQ8KO)
Posted by: Smart phone at October 20, 2021 09:48 PM (CufTH)
Only Bob at the NSA can hear my stupid flip phone.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 20, 2021 09:49 PM (Mzdiz)
I'm so sick of CRT. -
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I don't understand how this is even an argument. Move a big screen from the 80's, and move a modern one. Anyone who prefers the CRT is a retard.
Posted by: irright at October 20, 2021 09:49 PM (BB7pQ)
Posted by: Just a side note at October 20, 2021 09:49 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 20, 2021 09:50 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 20, 2021 09:48 PM (Mzdiz)
She will do as she is bid, by her masters. She wants power, not a job. She can't do what she has been assigned to do, so there is no way she could get in anyone's way. She isn't smart enough, or sure enough of herself, to pull that off, and she has no support system, having either blown or pissed off anyone that might back her. She's perfect.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 20, 2021 09:50 PM (qvjMx)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2021 09:50 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
That's the best part of being a new mommy! *sobs joyfully in Chasten's less-than-masculine arms*
Posted by: TrannySec Bootyrump at October 20, 2021 09:50 PM (sG29e)
Cats...I cannot explain. I love them. I don't know why. Orwell, again, might have written it.
"And in the end, he loved Big Kitteh. He offered all his possessions as toys, and was gladdened when they were accepted."
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 20, 2021 09:50 PM (OU+8W)
Posted by: Infidel at October 20, 2021 09:51 PM (QC3yT)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 20, 2021 09:39 PM (ESjRY)
.....
Another strategy might be to not f*cking worry about my health.
None of the government's business if I cook down Dramamine, Rid-X and 9 volt batteries in a turkey fryer and free-base the residue because it makes my eyeballs bulge out and I hear the disembodied voice of Kermit the Frog telling me to jerk off.
The government needs to f^ck off. If I die at 20, 59 or 117 it's none of their concern.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 20, 2021 09:51 PM (N70Fa)
Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2021 09:38 PM (1Yy3c)
I think she may die tragically before she can take office. Honestly can't see that the shadowy puppetmasters would want her there. Because, you know - stupid and cackling.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 20, 2021 09:48 PM (Mzdiz)
I'm resigning to [cackle] spend more time with my family.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at October 20, 2021 09:51 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 20, 2021 09:46 PM (Mzdiz)
mine is off way more than it is on. i disabled everything they allow afaik. I put so many filters on the news app, i haven't received a news story in a year.
Posted by: Quint at October 20, 2021 09:51 PM (IbPe4)
Posted by: irright at October 20, 2021 09:49 PM (BB7pQ)
Oh jeez...OH JEEZ!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2021 09:52 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Infidel at October 20, 2021 09:52 PM (QC3yT)
Posted by: Just a side note at October 20, 2021 09:49 PM (2DOZq)
Well, it all is, but we don't talk about that....
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 20, 2021 09:52 PM (qvjMx)
The government needs to f^ck off. If I die at 20, 59 or 117 it's none of their concern.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 20, 2021 09:51 PM
Can I party at your place sometime?
Posted by: Zettai at October 20, 2021 09:53 PM (LVDYz)
Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2021 09:38 PM (1Yy3c)
One of my big concerns is having to listen to that blaring laugh.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 20, 2021 09:53 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 20, 2021 09:53 PM (Mzdiz)
any plans for Corsicana Thursday evening? we should be rolling in to town 5-ish plus or minus thirty
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 20, 2021 09:54 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 20, 2021 09:54 PM (YglAn)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 20, 2021 09:44 PM (xDXlt)
I have lost my father and pretty much everything I valued this year. I have lost most of my family and a good number of people I considered friends. I can survive for quite a long time, but I have a hole where my family was.
If I were to forget my humanity and wish misery on other people because of the choices they made, then I would lose the remaining things in my life that make living worthwhile. It would be suicide in a very real sense. If you want to be a suicide that is your choice.
[deleted - look up your own damned advice on how to cap yourself]
Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2021 09:54 PM (KbLYZ)
The government needs to f^ck off. If I die at 20, 59 or 117 it's none of their concern.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 20, 2021 09:51 PM (N70Fa)
Okay, so is it alright if WE worry about that? Because, dude...
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 20, 2021 09:54 PM (qvjMx)
The alternative is to be smarter than they are. And never, ever give up.
Despair is easy but it never won anything. Don't give in to it. Fight but fight smart. And never stop fighting until the fight is won.
These are not the worst of times they are the best. We were born of fighters and now is our time.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2021 09:54 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Zettai at October 20, 2021 09:53 PM (LVDYz)
Fuck yeah!
Posted by: Kermit, covered in pig grease at October 20, 2021 09:54 PM (Zdm/d)
Posted by: Just a side note
Ackshully, the worst problem is that they always find a way to foist their insanity on the rest of us. I couldn't give a wet fart about them trying to duck blame.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 20, 2021 09:54 PM (sG29e)
I've got to head off to bed, so I can awaken and be miserable.
Thanks again, I love you, and if I get myself a kitteh, you and MisHum will be the first to know.
Other than the kitteh itself, I guess.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 20, 2021 09:54 PM (OU+8W)
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You're a wack job dude. Have a good night.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 20, 2021 09:55 PM (xDXlt)
I knew a woman whose husband was a doctor. She said he hated having to do surgery on obese people. The odds are just so much worse for them.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 20, 2021 09:56 PM (+lVUW)
And sorry mishum but your sidebar re Powell's demise is like a week late. Oh, yeah, you wanted to use that gut-buster. *eyeroll*
When will Throckmorton ONT be back?
Posted by: Sheesh at October 20, 2021 09:56 PM (Eus9b)
Posted by: t-bird at October 20, 2021 09:56 PM (DMQdU)
They played with the milk jug things that you peel off to open the jug.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 20, 2021 09:46 PM (OU+8W)
Gaffers' Tape?
Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2021 09:57 PM (KbLYZ)
Be a prog. Your choice.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2021 09:42 PM (KbLYZ)
TBF, nobody was talking about killing them. The topic was letting them reap the rewards that they have sown in the extreme. Pray for them if you want. I am done wasting words on them. At a certain point, you come to realize that only truely unbearable pain can teach what otherwise cannot be taught with words.
It is the way with substance addictions and other self-destructive tendencies. And it will be despite my best efforts to the contrary. That's not on me.
Posted by: flounder at October 20, 2021 09:57 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Just a side note
Ackshully, the worst problem is that they always find a way to foist their insanity on the rest of us. I couldn't give a wet fart about them trying to duck blame.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 20, 2021 09:54 PM (sG29e)
Well blaming you is pretty much foisting their insanity on us.
Posted by: Just a side note at October 20, 2021 09:57 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 20, 2021 09:56 PM (+lVUW)
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I've seen some autopsies. The insides of obese people are gross.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 20, 2021 09:57 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 20, 2021 09:58 PM (63Dwl)
It is the way with substance addictions and other self-destructive tendencies. And it will be despite my best efforts to the contrary. That's not on me.
Posted by: flounder at October 20, 2021 09:57 PM (KnJdm)
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AMEN!
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 20, 2021 09:58 PM (xDXlt)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 20, 2021 09:54 PM (qvjMx)
.....
lol.
Well I don't do that, but I don't care if someone else wants to.
The government's job ain't to make sure you are alive as long as possible.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 20, 2021 09:58 PM (N70Fa)
So what if he's 92? Shouldn't he be treated for something that had been fine for 20 years? What changed, except the clot shot?
I know it killed him. They let him bleed to death over the course of several months. The government murdered him and I'm mad as hell about it, but there's your state of medical care any more. If he had been a horse, they could have just shot him, but since he was not, they let him linger in misery.
Fuck 'em sideways with a pineapple.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 20, 2021 09:58 PM (qvjMx)
I think this misses where we are in the timeline. This is increasingly like the Weimar Republic. Someone has to ruthlessly fight the communists or they are going to win. If conservatives don't fill that role, something else will. You're going to like that something else a damn sight less than bruising your knuckles breaking commie skulls.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an asshole, for sure at October 20, 2021 09:59 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 20, 2021 09:59 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: Just a side note at October 20, 2021 09:59 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 20, 2021 09:58 PM (63Dwl)
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There should be a term to distinguish the still-dicked trannies from the de-dicked ones. I imagine they have one in German.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 20, 2021 10:00 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Cicero
I'm guessing it's reminiscent of the scraps from a lousy prime rib place.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 20, 2021 10:00 PM (sG29e)
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screeec, no good, it's pixilated
Posted by: Braenyard at October 20, 2021 10:00 PM (cZY+h)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 20, 2021 10:00 PM (VxC1e)
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Has 6 syllables no doubt.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 20, 2021 10:00 PM (xDXlt)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2021 10:01 PM (CQ8KO)
Ready for the Jewells45 exfiltration mission.
Hope there are no needless casualties.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (E8bXL) at October 20, 2021 10:02 PM (CQ8KO)
You remember that part of the Bible where God ordered the Jews kill another people, all the way to last baby, and how the Jews suffered because they didn't do as he said. God hears the wails of the righteous, He will take his vengeance in His time, not ours.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 20, 2021 10:02 PM (isOyl)
Posted by: Zettai
So when the black Yukon with the tinted windows rolls up to your door you won't be suprised?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * In omnia paratus at October 20, 2021 10:02 PM (whBS1)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (E8bXL) at October 20, 2021 10:02 PM (CQ8KO)
They're the same person!
Posted by: t-bird at October 20, 2021 10:03 PM (DMQdU)
Posted by: Just a side note
The Prayer to St. Michael the Archangel is a good one to recite while smiting.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2021 10:03 PM (CQ8KO)
I have a couple of nephews and their wives who are not in a financial position to get through the increase in cost of groceries, gas, and everything else well. I feel a little bad for them, but they endorse these policies. And, of course, they're the type who spend their paychecks and don't worry about having savings accounts. My nephew has two kids, and the increase in cost of groceries and gas has to be tough on a family of four. Actions have consequences. It's the only way they'll learn.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 20, 2021 10:04 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 20, 2021 10:00 PM (cZY+h)
PSA: Obviously NSFW Reddit thread has uncensored footage.
https://tinyurl.com/escpz956
Posted by: flounder at October 20, 2021 10:04 PM (KnJdm)
Look carefully. If it's a Suburban it might be AOP offering safe passage.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 20, 2021 10:04 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 20, 2021 10:00 PM (VxC1e)___
Has 6 syllables no doubt.
Posted by: Joe XiDen
Just spitballing, but I think that's
ooglyfakevomanmitderdickintakt
ooglyfakevomanmitderdickcutthoff
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 20, 2021 10:05 PM (sG29e)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 20, 2021 10:04 PM (+lVUW)
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Trust me. They still won't learn.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 20, 2021 10:05 PM (VxC1e)
There were a number of people in my circle that cashed out about the same time, all old or chronically ill, and all would have been eligible for the shot when it first came out.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2021 10:05 PM (KbLYZ)
Texas.
Bad driving seen. Saw a lot of wrecks. Had a three hour tour of rural OK, when the entire I-35 was shut due to a bad accident.
Spent 13 hours on the road. My kidneys are indignant.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (CQ8KO) at October 20, 2021 10:06 PM (CQ8KO)
Posted by: Emmie at October 20, 2021 10:06 PM (t62xj)
Posted by: Quint at October 20, 2021 10:07 PM (IbPe4)
Posted by: LTCHAM at October 20, 2021 10:07 PM (5GqQY)
Shallow peak on that roof for a place that gets a lot of snow.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 20, 2021 10:07 PM (2iDSr)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 20, 2021 10:00 PM (VxC1e)___
......
The Russian phrase is Nyet Lopyacokov.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 20, 2021 10:07 PM (N70Fa)
and then w*rk 40-60 hours a week, for free, until they decided to either hire you or dump you for the next sucker. and you had to dress up like you were getting big bucks too. only a few people in my class ever got hired: family friends with a firm, Ms look at me i'm gorgeous, and the one young lady who had held an SEC cert. she did time at a firm that specialized in that sort of thing, but did get hired, and had a hubby to pay the bills while she was giving it away.
/break
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 20, 2021 10:07 PM (anN/2)
Posted by: Cicero
Yeah - SchmeckelSchneidenOffen
Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2021 10:07 PM (CQ8KO)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 20, 2021 10:05 PM (VxC1e)
The biggest anti-commies are those who suffered under communist regimes. Some will. Will it be enough or will the suffering be too great before enough learn? Time will tell.
Posted by: flounder at October 20, 2021 10:07 PM (KnJdm)
Ready for the Jewells45 exfiltration mission.
Hope there are no needless casualties.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (E8bXL) at October 20, 2021 10:02 PM (CQ8KO)
Am I one of the only people driving down friday morning?
Posted by: redchief at October 20, 2021 10:07 PM (Kab4E)
Posted by: Emmie at October 20, 2021 10:07 PM (t62xj)
Yes, Christians are supposed to turn the other cheek, but we only have two, so that happens only once.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 20, 2021 10:02 PM
agreed...the whole "turn the other cheek" dealio was not a call for passiveness, it was an admonishment for being slow to anger
big difference
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 20, 2021 10:07 PM (DUIap)
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PSA: Obviously NSFW Reddit thread has uncensored footage.
https://tinyurl.com/escpz956
Posted by: flounder at October 20, 2021 10:04 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 20, 2021 10:08 PM (cZY+h)
Yep. I'm pretty stocked up on just about everything. I could go 6+ months. And yet, I continue to buy, for now.
Posted by: Infidel at October 20, 2021 10:08 PM (QC3yT)
Posted by: LTCHAM at October 20, 2021 10:07 PM (5GqQY)
My Grandma had it. My Grandfather on the opposite side had it. I concur.
Posted by: flounder at October 20, 2021 10:09 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: flounder at October 20, 2021 10:07 PM (KnJdm)
"I wouldn't know, I've only ever killed Communists." - Rafal Ganowicz...when asked what it felt like to take human life
Posted by: redchief at October 20, 2021 10:09 PM (Kab4E)
Texas.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Salty - they were all between Louisville and Little Rock heading SE. Tens of thousands of them. Honest.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2021 10:09 PM (CQ8KO)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (CQ8KO) at October 20, 2021 10:09 PM (CQ8KO)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2021 10:01 PM (CQ8KO)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (E8bXL) at October 20, 2021 10:02 PM (CQ8KO)
They're the same person!
Posted by: t-bird at October 20, 2021 10:03 PM
the convergence of hashes has begun
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 20, 2021 10:10 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: Infidel at October 20, 2021 10:08 PM (QC3yT)
Well done.
Posted by: flounder at October 20, 2021 10:10 PM (KnJdm)
Spent 13 hours on the road. My kidneys are indignant.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (CQ8KO) at October 20, 2021 10:06 PM (CQ8KO)
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That's when paper maps are your friend.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 20, 2021 10:11 PM (cZY+h)
the four survivors would be very polite.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (CQ8KO) at October 20, 2021 10:11 PM (CQ8KO)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2021 10:12 PM (CQ8KO)
i took to mocking him when he did, since he was wasting my time and everyone else's. he complained, and i got hauled into the head honcho's office, where they tried to intimidate me into submission...
i turned the tables, and put my chair in front of the closed door, trapping them. they told me i didn't have a 1st Amendment right in the class room. i told them i was sure FIRE would be interested in litigating that claim. they told me i could be expelled for my comments. i told them they should be worried about the female students who had verbalized a desire to physically injure him, up to and including death...
last i heard about my speech, and asshole did cut back on his stupidity.
FUCLA!
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 20, 2021 10:12 PM (anN/2)
Posted by: redchief at October 20, 2021 10:09 PM (Kab4E)
Some will remember the kill 'em all, let God sort them out, kill a commie for Mommie, only good commie is a dead commie, and all the other sayings of the era. One day, I fear millennials will come to understand history, but not before too many innocents have to suffer for their ignorance and arrogance.
Posted by: flounder at October 20, 2021 10:12 PM (KnJdm)
In about 16 years of posting, I've never seen two different posters with the same hash.
Cue the Twilight zone music.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (CQ8KO) at October 20, 2021 10:13 PM (CQ8KO)
Posted by: LTCHAM at October 20, 2021 10:07 PM (5GqQY)
My Grandma had it. My Grandfather on the opposite side had it. I concur.
Posted by: flounder at October 20, 2021 10:09 PM (KnJdm)
same. I am not saying I know he has it but it looks that way. I would need to look at it more closely, But I agree people who have experienced it up close know it when they see it. Not everyone does, God Bless them. If you have truly experienced it, it is unmistakable.
Posted by: Quint at October 20, 2021 10:13 PM (IbPe4)
Posted by: Zettai at October 20, 2021 10:14 PM (LVDYz)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2021 10:14 PM (CQ8KO)
Posted by: redchief at October 20, 2021 10:09 PM (Kab4E)
Some will remember the kill 'em all, let God sort them out, kill a commie for Mommie, only good commie is a dead commie, and all the other sayings of the era. One day, I fear millennials will come to understand history, but not before too many innocents have to suffer for their ignorance and arrogance.
Posted by: flounder at October 20, 2021 10:12 PM (KnJdm)
They will never come to understand it because they were promised that THIS TIME, it would work. They will fight to keep there blue pill fantasy.
Posted by: redchief at October 20, 2021 10:15 PM (Kab4E)
Posted by: flounder
Thanks. I had a feeling during the JEF years. Family thought I was crazy. It's been a sacrifice, but worth it. Gives you a sort of peace of mind. That and the Bible.
Posted by: Infidel at October 20, 2021 10:15 PM (QC3yT)
Imagine how much damage Biden could do if he was functional.
If Lyndon Baines Johnson were president, he would have gotten all these awful bills passed by now - he'd be spending all day hectoring legislators (not just Democrats), wheeling and dealing, and getting stuff done.
Biden has met with the House Democrats once in ten months in office. His handlers severely limit his communications, out of fear of what he might say, and he's probably working only three hours a day in any case.
I thought that it was good for the Republic that Obama was so goddammed lazy - he would have done a lot more damage if he was industrious. Biden is managing about 5% of the workload that Obama did.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 20, 2021 10:15 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 20, 2021 10:16 PM (cZY+h)
Posted by: Zettai at October 20, 2021 10:16 PM (LVDYz)
yet.
Posted by: jakee308 at October 20, 2021 10:16 PM (H5Y9p)
Maps are valuable. I was not equipped like the female Naval Aviator Astronaught.
I pulled over from a 5 mile long line of cars moving 2 mph, and watered the grass for at least two minutes.
Because no bridge wing and a styrofoam cup.
At least no flash photography or honking.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (CQ8KO) at October 20, 2021 10:16 PM (CQ8KO)
Posted by: redchief at October 20, 2021 10:15 PM (Kab4E)
After talking until I am blue in the face, that is why I fear that the universal suffering will have to be too great to wake them up.
Posted by: flounder at October 20, 2021 10:17 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Zettai
Moron mind meld? The Singularity has begun.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2021 10:17 PM (CQ8KO)
Posted by: Zettai at October 20, 2021 10:16 PM (LVDYz)
Those aren't PILLOWS!!
Posted by: flounder at October 20, 2021 10:17 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 20, 2021 10:02 PM
agreed...the whole "turn the other cheek" dealio was not a call for passiveness, it was an admonishment for being slow to anger
big difference
I once heard it explained that within that culture if someone were to strike you on the cheek it would be with the back of the hand which was reserved for those "beneath" you. By offering the other cheek if they were to strike you with the same hand they'd have to use the palm side, which was reserved for those of equal status. Basically forcing them to treat you as a peer while offering no obvious offense in so doing.
True? No idea.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 20, 2021 10:17 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: jakee308 at October 20, 2021 10:18 PM (H5Y9p)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (CQ8KO) at October 20, 2021 10:19 PM (CQ8KO)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 20, 2021 09:43 PM
That's true. If I don't have coffee by 10:30 in the morning, I get a mild headache. But those aren't the bad ones. The bad ones, which I fortunately don't get much, are related to sinus congestion.
As for the addiction to caffeine, I've gone from my giant coffee cup with 2 cups of coffee in the the morning, to a normal sized cup with 3/4 cup of coffee.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 20, 2021 10:19 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: jakee308 at October 20, 2021 10:18 PM (H5Y9p)
It is based on IP address, typically shared by people/devices behind the same gateway.
Posted by: flounder at October 20, 2021 10:19 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: LTCHAM at October 20, 2021 10:07 PM (5GqQY)
My Grandma had it. My Grandfather on the opposite side had it. I concur.
Posted by: flounder at October 20, 2021 10:09 PM (KnJdm)
same. I am not saying I know he has it but it looks that way. I would need to look at it more closely, But I agree people who have experienced it up close know it when they see it. Not everyone does, God Bless them. If you have truly experienced it, it is unmistakable.
Posted by: Quint at October 20, 2021 10:13 PM (IbPe4)
My dad had early onset Alzheimers. Started hiting him in the mid/late 50's but was not apparent unless in retrospection. By the early 60's, it was noticeable and only got worse from then on. This included complete personality changes. I never say him angry until the alzheimers hit him. Then he became angry/bitter. I wouldnt wish it on anyone and I know Biden suffers from it.
Posted by: redchief at October 20, 2021 10:19 PM (Kab4E)
Posted by: jakee308
True - but clearly Salty and I are getting routed through the same equipment when accessing the intertubes.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2021 10:19 PM (CQ8KO)
If you're in the mood for exotic juice, bare some arms for my MRNA....
Posted by: Franken Steinatra de Fauci at October 20, 2021 10:19 PM (kromb)
Spent 13 hours on the road. My kidneys are indignant.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (CQ8KO) at October 20, 2021 10:06 PM (CQ8KO)
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That's when paper maps are your friend.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 20, 2021 10:11 PM (cZY+h)
and cornfields
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 20, 2021 10:19 PM (ccc7R)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (CQ8KO) at October 20, 2021 10:20 PM (CQ8KO)
I pulled over from a 5 mile long line of cars moving 2 mph, and watered the grass for at least two minutes.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (CQ8KO) at October 20, 2021 10:16 PM (CQ8KO)
Growing up, we would wash the tires rather then the grass.
Posted by: redchief at October 20, 2021 10:21 PM (Kab4E)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2021 10:22 PM (CQ8KO)
The lyrics are just lovely. A bitter sweet, break up love song, as it were.
Posted by: Pony Tail at October 20, 2021 10:23 PM (tzZq2)
Posted by: flounder at October 20, 2021 10:19 PM (KnJdm)
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that sounds, uhmmmm
Posted by: Braenyard at October 20, 2021 10:23 PM (cZY+h)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 20, 2021 10:23 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: screaming in digital at October 20, 2021 10:23 PM (Wa+fX)
At that stage of distress, cornfields (all harvested, btw) are too far.
Verge weeds have to do.
I like that cooling picture on top. I'd go there on a date, and claim we could not get out due to all the snow.
And I am prepared for your arrival next year. No living fingerprints on ... the stuff.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (CQ8KO) at October 20, 2021 10:23 PM (CQ8KO)
This is some SMOD level shit if both take the Titles.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 20, 2021 10:24 PM (gAN/C)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 20, 2021 10:25 PM (isOyl)
Posted by: Zettai at October 20, 2021 10:25 PM (rm8S6)
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You know it, I know it, all of AOSHQ knows it, the Lamestream media knows it, and the Deep State knows it. The thing is, the Deep State and Uniparty knows he's an aged dotard. They don't care, because installing the dotard was their way to oust Trump and keep their gnarled claws on the helm of the U.S.S. Republic for a few more years. And when he's too broken to be useful, the Stunning and Brave Camel-toe will be installed in his place. I hope and pray the PRC puts a hypersonic 5-megaton palate cleanser right in D.C. before '24. There are not five righteous men in the capitol.
Posted by: exdem13 at October 20, 2021 10:26 PM (W+kMI)
Thank you, but I've got plenty of room for my cordless tools.
Others may need the help more.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (CQ8KO) at October 20, 2021 10:26 PM (CQ8KO)
Posted by: screaming in digital at October 20, 2021 10:23 PM (Wa+fX)
Watch your speed limit when driving through the towns on the 287. The fines make a good portion of the towns incomes.
Posted by: redchief at October 20, 2021 10:26 PM (Kab4E)
Posted by: Zettai at October 20, 2021 10:26 PM (HoQbP)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (CQ8KO) at October 20, 2021 10:27 PM (CQ8KO)
Another sign of the Apocalypse. If I remember correctly I called it when the Cubs won the world series.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 20, 2021 10:27 PM (isOyl)
Jesse and I made it to Amarillo tonight. Lord willing, we should be in Corsicana sometime tomorrow afternoon. Can't believe I'm on my way to my very first MoMe!!!!
Posted by: screaming in digital at October 20, 2021 10:23 PM
you're 'sposed to get to Amarillo by morning...
Posted by: George Strait at October 20, 2021 10:28 PM (DUIap)
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I don't understand how this is even an argument. Move a big screen from the 80's, and move a modern one. Anyone who prefers the CRT is a retard.
Posted by: irright at October 20, 2021 09:49 PM (BB7pQ)
That made me laugh. A couple of weeks ago I had one of those CR tv's hauled away. You know how you can pay people to haul away junk. Well, there is a hundred dollar surcharge for the big, ol' tube tv.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 20, 2021 10:28 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Quint at October 20, 2021 10:28 PM (IbPe4)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (CQ8KO) at October 20, 2021 10:30 PM (CQ8KO)
That made me laugh. A couple of weeks ago I had one of those CR tv's hauled away. You know how you can pay people to haul away junk. Well, there is a hundred dollar surcharge for the big, ol' tube tv.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 20, 2021 10:28 PM
none of the charity places (Salvation Army, Goodwill, etc) will take them, either
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 20, 2021 10:30 PM (DUIap)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkHUjXCZDUM
Posted by: exdem13 at October 20, 2021 10:30 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2021 10:32 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Emmie at October 20, 2021 10:33 PM (t62xj)
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Sid Caesar, cab ride with smart ass driver, receives another barb while exiting. He reaches through the vent window, grabs driver by the tie and pulls his face snugly to the vent and asks him,
"Do you want to relive your birth?"
Posted by: Braenyard at October 20, 2021 10:34 PM (cZY+h)
Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 20, 2021 10:34 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 20, 2021 10:34 PM (z36Kd)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (CQ8KO) at October 20, 2021 10:34 PM (CQ8KO)
wow so they are playing baseball again this year? I missed it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 20, 2021 10:35 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Emmie at October 20, 2021 10:33 PM
I suppose the Texas Brigade will be drunk and outrageous... Soon...
Gonna get lonely here...
Posted by: Zettai at October 20, 2021 10:35 PM (HoQbP)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 20, 2021 10:34 PM (z36Kd)
Party at a Kardashian's house?
Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 20, 2021 10:36 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (CQ8KO)
They mostly come out at night...mostly.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 20, 2021 10:36 PM (9Yjvy)
Posted by: Zettai at October 20, 2021 10:16 PM (LVDYz)
Those aren't PILLOWS!!
Posted by: flounder at October 20, 2021 10:17 PM (KnJdm)
OK, let me explain this one. *If* both are at the same hotel, then any wifi they use is likely routed through the same internet gateway having one single IP address. It's the same as using different devices behind your home network's internet gateway, where different devices have the same hash. It's also why you can sock and not get different hashes with each unique sock. And, thus, the Planes, Trains, and Automobiles line.
Posted by: flounder at October 20, 2021 10:37 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (CQ8KO) at October 20, 2021 10:37 PM (CQ8KO)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 20, 2021 10:37 PM (YZG/i)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 20, 2021 10:38 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (CQ8KO) at October 20, 2021 10:38 PM (CQ8KO)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 20, 2021 10:39 PM (cSs/W)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (CQ8KO) at October 20, 2021 10:39 PM (CQ8KO)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser
Or one whole deer veal freezer.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 20, 2021 10:40 PM (9Yjvy)
Posted by: The Woman with Three Vagani at October 20, 2021 10:40 PM (O4sPA)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 20, 2021 10:40 PM (/UQ/R)
I have never met him. We could be walking past each other in the AM.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (CQ8KO) at October 20, 2021 10:38 PM
reach in to your kit and pull out the four pack of snak-pak puddings
that's one of the reasons you packed it in the first place
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 20, 2021 10:41 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz)
I'll bet it's a hoot.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 20, 2021 10:41 PM (9Yjvy)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
you should both wear something as a Moron identifier.
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 20, 2021 10:41 PM (YZG/i)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 20, 2021 10:38 PM (Mzdiz)
Warming up for a rousing rendition of The Who's "Who Are You?"
Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 20, 2021 10:41 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Zettai at October 20, 2021 10:41 PM (HoQbP)
Posted by: Goody2shoes at October 20, 2021 10:42 PM (jPtGI)
Posted by: Some Ra
Bambi?!!!
Is that you ? Why the cold shoulder?
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 20, 2021 10:42 PM (YZG/i)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser
No pants? (shudder)
Posted by: Some Rat at October 20, 2021 10:43 PM (9Yjvy)
That made me laugh. A couple of weeks ago I had one of those CR tv's hauled away. You know how you can pay people to haul away junk. Well, there is a hundred dollar surcharge for the big, ol' tube tv.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 20, 2021 10:28 PM -
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Heh. I've moved a few. Flat screens are one of the few examples where I will admit that the future actually was better.
Posted by: irright at October 20, 2021 10:43 PM (BB7pQ)
Evidently it took a rock to the radiator while I was driving and overheated when enough fluid got boiled through the resulting hole. I used a bottle of Barr's radiator repair liquid on it, and it seemed to seal. It was still overheating, so I idled it on the up slope at the end of the driveway to help flush the air from the coolant, and it seems to be running fine. Of course I don't know if it will hold, but that is the stuff mechanics use for that job, and they say good things about it.
I ordered the sealant from Amazon, since the nearest auto parts store is a long walk away. Total repair cost under 8 bucks.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 20, 2021 10:43 PM (isOyl)
Posted by: Zettai at October 20, 2021 10:43 PM (HoQbP)
When I did not know people I was picking up from the airport, I held up a 8 x 11 Ace of Spades card, in plastic.
Last year one person approached it very cautiously; for their first MoMeet.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (CQ8KO) at October 20, 2021 10:43 PM (CQ8KO)
Posted by: Bambi at October 20, 2021 10:44 PM (9Yjvy)
Posted by: Some Rat at October 20, 2021 10:41 PM (9Yjvy)
I've joined in. I figure if I can bark with the dogs, I can hoot with ugglarna.
(that was one of the first Swedish words I learned).
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 20, 2021 10:44 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2021 10:45 PM (CQ8KO)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 20, 2021 10:47 PM (YZG/i)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
To be fair, Jewells45 family was concerned she was never going to be heard from ever again, right?
Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2021 10:47 PM (CQ8KO)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2021 10:45 PM (CQ8KO)
How about "Let's go hobo huntin'!"
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 20, 2021 10:47 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Goody2shoes at October 20, 2021 10:42 PM (jPtGI)
Linda Hunt posts here.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 20, 2021 10:48 PM (c3Qm1)
Posted by: Miley
That and dragging a rifle case down the hallway ought to do it.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2021 10:48 PM (CQ8KO)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2021 10:45 PM (CQ8KO)
Go to the front desk and say 'I need a paper, need a paper.'
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 20, 2021 10:49 PM (c3Qm1)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 20, 2021 10:47 PM (YZG/i)
Yeah, me too! Don't know if I'll ever make it. I refuse to fly, since I've been boycotting the TSA since 2004, and a long drive is probably more than Publius' RA can stand.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 20, 2021 10:49 PM (Mzdiz)
I've joined in. I figure if I can bark with the dogs, I can hoot with ugglarna.
(that was one of the first Swedish words I learned).
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 20, 2021 10:44 PM -
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Heh. My mom used to say to me (if I had been out late last night and wasn't moving very quickly): "You can't soar with the eagles, if you're going to hoot with the owls."
Posted by: irright at October 20, 2021 10:49 PM (BB7pQ)
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 20, 2021 10:30 PM (DUIap)
Yeah, because no one wants them even if they work. You can get a skinny tv from Walmart for cheap.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 20, 2021 10:49 PM (+lVUW)
They are fun to shoot.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 20, 2021 10:49 PM (c3Qm1)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2021 10:48 PM (CQ8KO)
"A" rifle case? Pfft!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 20, 2021 10:49 PM (Mzdiz)
When I did not know people I was picking up from the airport, I held up a 8 x 11 Ace of Spades card, in plastic.
Last year one person approached it very cautiously; for their first MoMeet.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (CQ8KO) at October 20, 2021 10:43 PM
I hung The "Welcome Morons" Banner on the side of my truck at a MoMe up in the Lansing area a couple of years ago
it...draws attention
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 20, 2021 10:50 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: irright at October 20, 2021 10:49 PM (BB7pQ)
I've always been a night owl!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 20, 2021 10:50 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 20, 2021 10:49 PM (Mzdiz)
The hotel luggage cart groaning under ammo cans is a hoot.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 20, 2021 10:51 PM (c3Qm1)
Salty and Tonypete are transmitting on the same frequency...
Posted by: Zettai
Lazarus and anti-Lazarus locked in perpetual mortal combat.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 20, 2021 10:51 PM (63Dwl)
True.
She would have killed me if I had yelled, "Jewells is on the phone to her daughter. PUT ON YOUR PANTS."
Her call to wish her a HB was discrete.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (CQ8KO) at October 20, 2021 10:51 PM (CQ8KO)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 20, 2021 10:51 PM (c3Qm1)
That's a lot to shlepp!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 20, 2021 10:52 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz)
Ditto, and with the time difference...
Posted by: Some Rat at October 20, 2021 10:52 PM (9Yjvy)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (CQ8KO) at October 20, 2021 10:52 PM (CQ8KO)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an asshole, for sure at October 20, 2021 10:53 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
What's that you say? Lazarus is dead?
Guys, watch this. . .
Posted by: Our Lord and Savior at October 20, 2021 10:53 PM (CQ8KO)
As a Christian who believes in a literal six day Creation, we all have a common ancestor and this is confirmed in the Thousand Genome Project. In short, we are much more closely related than we think. There is more genetic difference between non-twin siblings than there is between the so-called "races".
All of this "race" crap is wickedness with the intent to draw arbitrary delineations between brothers and sisters.
So when they mouth off on "race" this or "race" that, I ask them if they confused over culture, and since they are, maybe they should just sit down and shut up.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 20, 2021 10:53 PM (+LCoQ)
Posted by: Some Rat at October 20, 2021 10:52 PM (9Yjvy)
Publius and I have that in common. In the summer, we're often still up when the sun rises.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 20, 2021 10:54 PM (Mzdiz)
Have a great night, everyone.
And safe travels, with no surprises in airline schedules.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (CQ8KO) at October 20, 2021 10:54 PM (CQ8KO)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2021 10:55 PM (CQ8KO)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (CQ8KO)
Got a notice from the airline to be 2 to 3 hours before my flight due to "very long" lines at security.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 20, 2021 10:57 PM (9Yjvy)
See (some of you literally) tomorrow.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2021 10:55 PM
around 7:30-ish, in the HEB parking lot...
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 20, 2021 10:57 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 20, 2021 10:59 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: n
in fairness, there are many that might be hired to handl your junk
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 20, 2021 11:00 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 20, 2021 10:47 PM (YZG/i)
Yeah, me too! Don't know if I'll ever make it. I refuse to fly, since I've been boycotting the TSA since 2004, and a long drive is probably more than Publius' RA can stand.
Posted by: Miley
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Yeah, me three. The two animals are just too infirm for me to board them. Otherwise, I'd make the drive.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 20, 2021 11:01 PM (KDCRD)
Posted by: Woke Superman at October 20, 2021 11:02 PM (LaNzR)
Posted by: S
when they send those emails it is a good idea to be sure you pack your guns way down at the bottom of your bag so they do not hold up the security guys.
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 20, 2021 11:02 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 20, 2021 11:02 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 20, 2021 11:04 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Miley
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Heh. When Puddlegum signs in, that's the time I sign out. Hope to meet that guy some day.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 20, 2021 11:04 PM (UMXod)
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 20, 2021 11:06 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: lin-duh at October 20, 2021 11:07 PM (UUBmN)
Like a kitten into a woodchipper.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 20, 2021 11:08 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Some Rat at October 20, 2021 11:11 PM (9Yjvy)
I want to know if it is worth making
Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2021 11:13 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: confederatefifth
I don't worry about dating since the internet assures me there are THOUSANDS of sexy Eastern European and Asian women just waiting to meet homely little ole me!
Posted by: Some Rat at October 20, 2021 11:13 PM (9Yjvy)
The cause of Tawny Kitaen's unexpected death earlier this year at the age of 59 is released...
Wait for it...
Heart disease and drugs, but mostly drugs...
[insert pic of 'shocked face' here]
Posted by: Zettai at October 20, 2021 11:14 PM (HoQbP)
Posted by: S
in fairness, that is not incorrect
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 20, 2021 11:14 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 20, 2021 11:15 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 20, 2021 11:16 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Some Rat
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You too? I thought it was only me they wanted!
Posted by: lin-duh at October 20, 2021 11:17 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 20, 2021 11:18 PM (Z5VJm)
Posted by: Some Rat
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You too? I thought it was only me they wanted!
3sm
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 20, 2021 11:18 PM (K3ZCc)
I got an ad telling me that there were asian women in my area that would like to meet me. Town's not that big, I wouldn't need that app to find them.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 20, 2021 11:18 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Some Rat at October 20, 2021 11:19 PM (9Yjvy)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2021 10:45 PM (CQ8KO)
How about "Let's go hobo huntin'!"
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 20, 2021 10:47
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When we had our little WIMoMee yrs ago my identifier was a badge some Moron made, damn I forget who, anyone remember?
Twas much fun meeting Donna&&&, Chavez the Hugo and others. Actually met the legendary MisHum before he was a COB. Who graces us w/ such blessings as this ONT.
Wish I could make it to Corsicana, not in the cards this year. Have fun you Morons.
Posted by: Farmer at October 20, 2021 11:19 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 20, 2021 11:18 PM (Z5VJm)
Damn, I'm in Texas right now, but not there. Have fun kids !
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 20, 2021 11:19 PM (PiXY1)
Posted by: Zettai at October 20, 2021 11:20 PM (HoQbP)
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 20, 2021 11:21 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Zettai
I suppose in that demographic, drug overdose is "natural causes."
Posted by: Some Rat at October 20, 2021 11:22 PM (9Yjvy)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 20, 2021 11:25 PM (Z5VJm)
The weather here in the Southern Tier is supposed to be lovely tomorrow (today)... I should go to bed, get up early-ish, and be somebody!
Posted by: Zettai at October 20, 2021 11:27 PM (HoQbP)
"massive decapitation of Navy leadership"
https://tinyurl.com/cdbjbys2
Posted by: JEM at October 20, 2021 11:28 PM (jIeMQ)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 20, 2021 11:28 PM (/UQ/R)
https://tinyurl.com/cdbjbys2
Posted by: JEM at October 20, 2021 11:28 PM
Yeah, all that and thousands of tonnes of aluminium in the hull...
Posted by: Zettai at October 20, 2021 11:30 PM (HoQbP)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 20, 2021 11:34 PM (Z5VJm)
cannot wait to see you all!Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 20, 2021 11:38 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 20, 2021 11:40 PM (Z5VJm)
Brian Laundrie's remains were found near the entrance to the nature reserve that had been combed for weeks...
Posted by: Zettai at October 20, 2021 11:40 PM (HoQbP)
Brian Laundrie's remains were found near the entrance to the nature reserve that had been combed for weeks...
and
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 20, 2021 11:50 PM (K3ZCc)
It'd be an honor to wear that uniform again with them.
Posted by: irongrampa at October 20, 2021 11:51 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 20, 2021 11:50 PM
"Dog the Bounty Hunter" could not be reach for comment...
Posted by: Zettai at October 20, 2021 11:52 PM (HoQbP)
"Dog the Bounty Hunter" could not be reach for comment...
Posted by: Z
in fairness, he might have been in the swamp and then wandered back to theentrance, maybe he was never in the swamp
wasn't that scott pertersn's wife found in a bay that had been searched several times?
these are not necessarily the brightest bulbs
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 20, 2021 11:54 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 20, 2021 10:49 PM (Mzdiz)
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lay him down flat in the load bed...
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 20, 2021 11:57 PM (anN/2)
Posted by: fly gal at October 21, 2021 12:06 AM (b+zq1)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 21, 2021 12:07 AM (isOyl)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 21, 2021 12:10 AM (vuisn)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2021 12:15 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: irongrampa at October 20, 2021 11:51 PM (KATBx)
I feel that way too... right up until the hit about 0-3.
then? not so much.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 21, 2021 12:16 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2021 12:18 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: JEM at October 20, 2021 11:28 PM
Yeah, all that and thousands of tonnes of aluminium in the hull...
Posted by: Zettai at October 20, 2021 11:30 PM (HoQbP)
I talked about this when it was happening.... never would have gotten that bad on ANY Ship I served on. Standards and training have degraded, to the point of danger.
Just like running a destroyer into a merchant ship... how the HELL does that happen if your NCO's are worth a crap? We EXPECT junior Officers to F up... which is why we have Chiefs to make sure they don't enhazard the vessel.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 21, 2021 12:19 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2021 12:25 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2021 12:25 AM (csEWM)
I am in agreement with you about NCO's--they truly are the lifeblood of any branch, they make it run.
Fortunately the army's NCO branch is basically solid yet, minus the usual screwups. If they ever decline significantly, then we ARE in deep shit. Our NCO class is without peer in any service today, I firmly believe.
Posted by: irongrampa at October 21, 2021 12:26 AM (KATBx)
When you leave Amarillo, turn out the lights.
Posted by: Bob Wills at October 21, 2021 12:30 AM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at October 21, 2021 12:31 AM (EiPf6)
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 21, 2021 12:32 AM (K3ZCc)
Remember, the treadmill that you have been dying to get is right now in the hold of a cargo ship, 89th in the queue to unload, anchored off Long Beach, CA.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2021 12:33 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 21, 2021 12:35 AM (UoKhB)
Well, well, it looks like the NIH is admitting, yep Petey Daszak was messing with bat viruses with our money. But it wasn't this Covid one, nosiree bobtail, and couldn't have been.
And BTW, Petey violated some terms of his grant, and we're gonna get to the bottom of it. Don't you fret.
From the Bad Cat:
https://tinyurl.com/vnw59j6h
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 21, 2021 12:36 AM (Mzdiz)
I could make a long drive, provided I could stretch out from time to time. However, the question is, what kind of mood would I be in when I got there.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 21, 2021 12:38 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: B
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWu8gTtoAhQ
?
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 21, 2021 12:39 AM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: irongrampa at October 21, 2021 12:40 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: B
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3_1kMgBuMA
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 21, 2021 12:41 AM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2021 12:41 AM (csEWM)
If you read that NIH letter, they say essentially that well, in this experiment "function was gained, but not intentionally. Uncle Petey's experiments caused accidental gain of function -- he didn't set out to do it. No sireee bobtail."
Fuck these guys with a rusty chainsaw, sideways.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 21, 2021 12:43 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: B
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUw6d37x9hQ
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 21, 2021 12:47 AM (K3ZCc)
As for the "oopsie!" gain of function research, I am willing to be magnanimous.
Fine, we won't hang you, but you will be flogged in public.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2021 12:56 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2021 01:00 AM (/KPLX)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 20, 2021 11:19 PM (PiXY1)
Now that's an awesome hash.
Posted by: Half Dozen at October 21, 2021 01:09 AM (dJs6r)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2021 01:09 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 20, 2021 11:19 PM (PiXY1)
Now that's an awesome hash.
Posted by: Half Dozen at October 21, 2021 01:09 AM (dJs6r)
Pixy has it on his vanity plates.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2021 01:09 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2021 01:00
Saves a lot of money now that numbnutz is dead. Never heard about a dog, what is that about?
Posted by: Farmer at October 21, 2021 01:18 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: a dude in MI at October 21, 2021 01:21 AM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: China Thomas Friedman at October 21, 2021 01:33 AM (vGJY7)
First, dude looks like a fag.
Second, his freakin' PARENTS found his things?!? Just *snaps fingers* like that. And some kind of remains? Maaaaybe it's this Laundrie guy? Maaaaybe it's just some raw pork tenderloin thrown out there to distract investigators while this guy boards a plane to a non-extradition country?
I'm just sayin'! I'm just sayin'. There's something fishy going on.
Posted by: Robert at October 21, 2021 01:39 AM (1Yy3c)
And I am a tired Peon.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 21, 2021 01:51 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 21, 2021 01:59 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: JT at October 21, 2021 02:09 AM (arJlL)
Myocardiopathy, arterial disease, and a variety of controlled substances, but mostly -- well, they claim it was the ole ticker. Okay sure.
She sure was cute in her 20s though. And flexible.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 21, 2021 02:10 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: JT at October 21, 2021 02:17 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 21, 2021 02:10 AM (F0YaR)
---
read where she was busted with ~15 grams of coke awhile back...
that's nothing: i found a gallon zip-loc about half full of white crystalline substance back in '02, stashed in the bushes outside the condo building we lived in at the time. as i mentioned to a guy i knew, there was just enough there to either kill me, get me killed, or ruin my life.
i called LAPD and a unit came out to get it. yeah, it was coke. one of the brighter decisions of my life.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 21, 2021 02:22 AM (anN/2)
(Sips coffee)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 21, 2021 02:24 AM (QFVV9)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at October 21, 2021 02:28 AM (Xtych)
Posted by: JQ at October 21, 2021 02:30 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at October 21, 2021 02:28 AM (Xtych)
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funny: i need another whiskey n water...
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 21, 2021 02:30 AM (anN/2)
Posted by: JQ at October 21, 2021 02:32 AM (dB4Iz)
That too! (If i didn't have to leave for work in a bit)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at October 21, 2021 02:33 AM (Xtych)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at October 21, 2021 02:34 AM (Xtych)
Now I'm sitting on the living room floor with Chekov the Ailing Codger Cat purring loudly on the floor next to me. I've been getting his food and meds into him, and right now, as he sprawls next to me, you'd have a hard time realizing that he is still sick. He is -- he still walks as if his front legs hurt him, he's not fast, and he can't jump. But he's holding his own.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 21, 2021 02:37 AM (c6xtn)
Posted by: JT at October 21, 2021 02:37 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at October 21, 2021 02:39 AM (Xtych)
Posted by: JT at October 21, 2021 02:17 AM (arJlL)
Naw, I posted the greeting, and then went back to read the thread. But I am going to hit the sack real soon.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 21, 2021 02:42 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 21, 2021 02:50 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at October 21, 2021 02:56 AM (Xtych)
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