aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
California Bleeding: Walgreens Closes Five More San Francisco Stores, Citing The City's Policy of Tolerated Thieving as the Reason
The pharmacy chain had already closed 17 locations -- in San Francisco alone.
Walgreens is closing five more San Francisco locations as drug stores from the Bay Area to the Big Apple are besieged by rampant shoplifting and lax enforcement. San Fran shoplifters have been emboldened by a referendum that lowered the penalty for stealing goods worth less than $950 from a felony to a misdemeanor, cops and prosecutors have said. A spokesperson for the company confirmed the latest closures to SFGate. ... "Retail theft across our San Francisco stores has continued to increase in the past few months to five times our chain average. During this time to help combat this issue, we increased our investments in security measures in stores across the city to 46 times our chain average in an effort to provide a safe environment."Meanwhile, San Francisco's downtown is a "ghost town" as office workers move out.
Not only are workers deserting San Francisco, so are schoolchildren. And the city is upset by that... because the loss of 3500 schoolchildren will result in the loss of $35 million in school funding. And that is the only reason.
The South of Market neighborhood is home to the headquarters of a slew of prominent tech companies including Uber, Dropbox, Airbnb, LinkedIn, Pinterest, Yelp, and Salesforce. As much as 90% of the city’s workforce is now working from home, ABC7 News reported. Before the pandemic, San Francisco had the highest building occupancy rate in the U.S., but most of its skyscrapers have now emptied out, the outlet reported. About 27% of office space in San Francisco is now available, according to a report by CBRE, a commercial real estate firm, compared to 19% of available office space in Manhattan. Meanwhile, San Francisco apartment rents, while starting to rise again, dropped more steeply than anywhere else in the country over the pandemic, while the cost of living remains high at 44% more than New York City, The Economist reported. ... Several tech giants have announced they are moving their headquarters out of California permanently, fleeing the high taxes, expensive real estate, and stringent government regulation of Silicon Valley. ... As workers, especially tech workers, migrate out of San Francisco, the city's downtown restaurants and other vendors are left wondering whether business will ever go back to normal. ... Meanwhile, bars and restaurants are still subject indefinitely to an indoor mask mandate in San Francisco. While the city's current mask mandate will be lifted for other businesses like gyms, churches, and offices, on October 15, the order does not apply to bars and restaurants.
- San Francisco school board officials are discussing a new report showing an enrollment drop of 3,500 students in the last two years. The drop could mean a loss of state funding to the tune of $35 million. SFUSD Superintendent Vince Matthews says the district needs to adjust to a "new normal," according to the San Francisco Chronicle.Former San Francisco mayor turned California governor Gavin Newsom is determined to accelerate California's decline. A new California law mandates that large retailers have "gender neutral" aisles.
Right. Woke 10-Year-Olds are now supposedly writing our legislation. Simultaneously, California is banning all gas-powered lawnmowers.
California Governor Gavin Newsom signed a woke law on Saturday forcing stores to have 'gender neutral' sections where traditional blue and pink toys and toothbrushes are banned. Large department stores must now display products like toys and toothbrushes in gender-neutral ways - a win for LGBT advocates who say the pink and blue hues of traditional marketing methods pressure children to conform to gender stereotypes. The new law, however, does not completely outlaw traditional boys and girls sections at department stores. Instead it says large stores must also have a gender neutral section to display 'a reasonable selection' of items 'regardless of whether they have been traditionally marketed for either girls or for boys'. ... Low said he was inspired by the 10-year-old girl daughter of one of his staffers who asked her mom why certain items in the store were 'off limits' to her because she was a girl.
California will soon ban the sale of new gas-powered leaf blowers and lawn mowers after Governor Gavin Newsom signed off on the new law - also on Saturday. The move is aimed at curbing emissions from a category of small engines on pace to produce more pollution each year than passenger vehicles. The gas-powered equipment to be banned uses small off-road engines, a broad category that includes generators, lawn equipment, pressure washers, chainsaws, weed trimmers and even golf carts. Under the new law these machines must be zero-emissions, meaning they'll have to be battery-powered or plug-in. ... The state budget, approved earlier this year, includes $30million to pay for this effort and help professional landscapers and gardeners make the transition from gas-powered equipment. But an anonymous industry representative has told the Times that the budget is 'woefully inadequate' for the nearly 50,000 small businesses that will be affected by the new law.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Bete at October 14, 2021 02:06 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 14, 2021 02:06 PM (kTF2Z)
It requires a blue ribbon commission at tens of millions of dollars in federal tax grants to investigate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 14, 2021 02:06 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Bete at October 14, 2021 02:07 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 14, 2021 02:08 PM (DNJiU)
lolgf. Embrace the suck, asshoes.
Posted by: flounder at October 14, 2021 02:08 PM (KnJdm)
The Thieves, who are all black, btw, are now boldly going behind the counters at these pharmacies -- you know, where all the Controlled Substances are kept behind a Locked door.
And no one is doing anything about it. Because they're black.
Yeah, I'll say it.
Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 14, 2021 02:09 PM (dtUS3)
Posted by: Seems legit at October 14, 2021 02:09 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 14, 2021 02:09 PM (kTF2Z)
I'd say that part is bit more threatening than lawnmowers.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 14, 2021 02:09 PM (1t5dY)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 14, 2021 02:09 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 14, 2021 02:09 PM (6FeV1)
Buy futures in extension cords. If you have some that can cover an 18-hole golf course, you're in fat city.
Posted by: Roy at October 14, 2021 02:09 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: flounder at October 14, 2021 02:10 PM (KnJdm)
Yes - Yes - the Hawaiian Judge will block it. Why not try, anyway ? Maybe just show an ounce of fight, and acknowledge who is the problem.
Posted by: Working for Peanuts at October 14, 2021 02:10 PM (iG+Si)
My sympathies though to all the Horde still there though.
Posted by: Thrawn at October 14, 2021 02:10 PM (5aFbR)
LOLGF assholes.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 14, 2021 02:09 PM (OalnH)
==========
That could only buy like 8 Senators.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 14, 2021 02:10 PM (LvTSG)
Coming to a democrat shit hole near you soon.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 14, 2021 02:10 PM (y7KuV)
To Jay Guevara: I'd like to see the rough draft of your post, if possible.
I've been thinking it needs to be written from about May of last year, but every time I sat down to do it, I got writer's block.
I should probably return Shirer's book to the library, I think it's overdue. Anyway, to make a long story short: my Dad was a big fan of the book itself, and when he was growing up he _knew_ Shirer because Shirer was a friend of his Dad's.
And one of the things you have to realize is that the patterns used by the communists are all the same patterns used by the Nazis. It's as if they have a common origin. (Which is a valid topic of discussion in its own right). So when Dad would talk to me about what his friends in Venezuela were going through in 2003 or 2005 at the hands of the communists, his reference for the process would have been Nazi Germany and the best book on that was his old family friend William Shirer's.
Maybe if I get the audiobook it'll be easier.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain: Dandolo Did Nothing Wrong at October 14, 2021 02:10 PM (dt7P6)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Introducing Amazon Rx ~!!!! All your prescriptions filled... IF YOU COMPLY.
Posted by: Bezos in a few months at October 14, 2021 02:10 PM (1t5dY)
I'll take things that didn't happen for $600, Alex
Posted by: Dale the peasant at October 14, 2021 02:10 PM (EwK3h)
Posted by: mr tmz at October 14, 2021 02:10 PM (m/Gc2)
Posted by: Quint at October 14, 2021 02:11 PM (oM+Cq)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 14, 2021 02:11 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Roy at October 14, 2021 02:11 PM (Ti+Tv)
Tomorrow you're homeless.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 14, 2021 02:11 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 14, 2021 02:11 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 14, 2021 02:12 PM (HTCOy)
Communism isn't an economic system. It's a political system masquerading as an economic system. When they get enough political power they never have to deliver on any of the economic promises they made to get it.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain: Dandolo Did Nothing Wrong at October 14, 2021 02:12 PM (dt7P6)
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 14, 2021 02:12 PM (B0mGw)
All that tinder just waiting for a match...
Posted by: Ma Duece at October 14, 2021 02:12 PM (0dmP2)
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 14, 2021 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: chinese water torture at October 14, 2021 02:12 PM (KhdE3)
Posted by: steevy at October 14, 2021 02:12 PM (CYnTg)
-
Social justice will find a way.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at October 14, 2021 02:12 PM (d9FiS)
I'd say that part is bit more threatening than lawnmowers.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 14, 2021 02:09 PM (1t5dY)
Goooood. *emperor palpatine tent fingers*
Posted by: flounder at October 14, 2021 02:12 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 14, 2021 02:10 PM (LvTSG)
$100k would even buy a hair on pelosi's left tit.
That's bush league state house money.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 14, 2021 02:12 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 14, 2021 02:12 PM (Bmy3R)
Implementing a Statewide version of the highly effective "Detroit Strategy".
Make the political climate intolerable for the political opposition,
watch them leave,
use the political majority to double down on those policies, accelerating the exodus.
Blame those who leave for the across the board decline of lifestyle.
Posted by: mikethemoose at October 14, 2021 02:12 PM (T/vhV)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 14, 2021 02:13 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 14, 2021 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Shaquille at October 14, 2021 02:13 PM (Ti+Tv)
Vote for Governor McGreasy's woke - go broke. Nice weather never made up for getting mugged every other day of your life....
Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2021 02:13 PM (5iUNf)
The left has been pushing this for at lest a decade. She added the "my daughter asked why adults are so stupid" stuff for color.
F*ck her, and her 10yo.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 14, 2021 02:13 PM (R4zBw)
They can wear Fall fashions all year long?
Posted by: Been Lurking at October 14, 2021 02:13 PM (xopIz)
If gender is a social construct, how can this law possibly be enforced.
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 14, 2021 02:13 PM (B0mGw)
The left doesn't care they destroy cities because go ahead and leave, they're in charge now. Good enough for them. Plus, the gangrene sets in somewhere new. Californiaism spread from Cali to Oregon to Colorado to Arizona to New Mexico to Virginia to Georgia.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 14, 2021 02:14 PM (ZZK0E)
Do you know why I bought the biggest backpack blower Husqvarna makes? So I'd spend less time using the damn thing and spare my neighbors and myself the annoyance of listening to it.
They do not make an electric leaf blower that is even half as powerful as a gas blower. This means it will take 2-3 times longer to do the job, and those electric blowers and lawn mowers aren't silent.
Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 14, 2021 02:14 PM (dtUS3)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 14, 2021 02:12 PM (HTCOy)
Let them burn...
Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2021 02:14 PM (5iUNf)
Right. Woke 10-Year-Olds are now supposedly writing our legislation.
An intelligent parents just tells their kid "You can get toys where ever you want, it's up to you because you can play with what you want". A democrat parent says "You just showed me what's wrong with the system, now take your hormone injections and eat your fried cockroaches."
Posted by: Flyguy at October 14, 2021 02:14 PM (3sOO0)
Enjoy all that beautiful California has to offer and, if you decide to move, GFY!
Posted by: Governor Newsom Communications Team at October 14, 2021 02:14 PM (4Wy4M)
Posted by: Emmie at October 14, 2021 02:14 PM (t62xj)
And that my friend isn't a bug it's a feature and quite frankly the test case for global implementation.
Posted by: mikethemoose at October 14, 2021 02:14 PM (T/vhV)
Posted by: PA Dutchman at October 14, 2021 02:15 PM (+hI+T)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 14, 2021 02:15 PM (ZZK0E)
It's amazing, the farther this woke crap goes, the closer we approach to the blue laws we ditched thirty years ago.
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 14, 2021 02:15 PM (B0mGw)
So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly.
Hills, that is.
Posted by: Flatt & Scruggs at October 14, 2021 02:15 PM (jYQlA)
Who even knew they were Jewish?? (kidding!)
I'm at work so I can only drop in occasionally.
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at October 14, 2021 02:15 PM (3/yKR)
When will greasy kid stuff Newsom nationalize Walgreens and prohibit them from closing stores?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 14, 2021 02:15 PM (s2VJv)
So, just like Washington DC.
Posted by: Roy at October 14, 2021 02:15 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at October 14, 2021 02:15 PM (d9FiS)
Posted by: klaftern at October 14, 2021 02:15 PM (taPSh)
Under the new law these machines must be zero-emissions, meaning they'll have to be battery-powered or plug-in.
Someone please explain to me how a battery powered generator is going to work........
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 14, 2021 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)
I'd say that part is bit more threatening than lawnmowers.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at O
----------------------
The remains of California will be money but nothing to buy. Homes/residences will become unaffordable, food and clothing will be scarce.
California will become land of the very rich and those who tend them. All the rest shall have died or left.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 14, 2021 02:16 PM (DNJiU)
And you'll notice that Jonah Pudgy Goldberg has taken off his Libertarian Clown Nose for these California decrees.
Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 14, 2021 02:16 PM (dtUS3)
----
30M in new regulators to hit the streets and issue fines
Posted by: Jimco Industries at October 14, 2021 02:16 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 14, 2021 02:13 PM (B0mGw)
It wasn't a social construct until they added 55 new ones.
Posted by: flounder at October 14, 2021 02:16 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 14, 2021 02:10 PM (LvTSG)
$100k would even buy a hair on pelosi's left tit.
That's bush league state house money.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 14, 2021 02:12 PM (6FeV1)
Congresscritters are actually relatively affordable, it's just that they sell themselves many times and you don't get unlimited favors in return or anything.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at October 14, 2021 02:16 PM (z5Vrg)
And I won't even go to the craziness in the curriculum--although that probably is at least a secondary cause of decline in enrollment.
Posted by: GlendaleGreybeard at October 14, 2021 02:16 PM (cn6vO)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 14, 2021 02:16 PM (HTCOy)
Like, tomorrow?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 14, 2021 02:16 PM (LvTSG)
I am here if she needs comfort and emotional support.
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 14, 2021 02:16 PM (B0mGw)
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha......oh wait...I have to pick up some aspirin after work....shoot!
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at October 14, 2021 02:17 PM (3/yKR)
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 14, 2021 02:17 PM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 14, 2021 02:17 PM (kTF2Z)
--
Banning blue toys?
Racist, Gargamel acting mutherf*cker!
Posted by: Andrew "Dice" Smurf at October 14, 2021 02:17 PM (Ojki1)
[Newsom] You're telling me, they stink on ice. Pull! *bang*
Posted by: Count de Monet, Intermittent Faster, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 14, 2021 02:17 PM (4I/2K)
Hell, they'll even let boys BE girls right up to the rapey part.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 14, 2021 02:17 PM (okGHj)
Buy futures in extension cords. If you have some that can cover an 18-hole golf course, you're in fat city.
Posted by: Roy at October 14, 2021 02:09 PM (Ti+Tv)
____
Eh. I have a battery powered mower, blower and trimmer. Works as well as the gas ones I had. They're way quieter and lighter too. I give no fucks about muhClimateChange, but I do like them a lot for those reasons. Plus never having to worry about "do I have enough gas" is a bonus.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 14, 2021 02:17 PM (OalnH)
[Newsom] You're telling me, they stink on ice. Pull! *bang*
Posted by: Count de Monet, Intermittent Faster, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 14, 2021 02:17 PM (4I/2K)
THE KING IS A FINK!
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 14, 2021 02:18 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at October 14, 2021 02:18 PM (0Uf+z)
++++
I am astounded that it is only 5x higher than the average. I would have figured it would be higher.
But "46x our chain average" in security measures can mean only one thing: men. Boots on the ground. More cameras and locking arms on the higher-value merchandise wouldn't cost that much. That must mean a lot of security guards. But why did they bother? They can't be arrested or detained, they won't be punished and if the guards try to disrupt theft then *they* will be the ones who get arrested for civil rights violations. So why did they bother throwing good money after bad by paying more security guards to stand around and watch the ravening mobs loot them?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 14, 2021 02:18 PM (DU+/6)
They tried. The last version got shot down. I wouldn't be surprised if they float another version soon. Last version had them taxing for years after you left the state.
Posted by: mikethemoose at October 14, 2021 02:18 PM (T/vhV)
Posted by: Inogame at October 14, 2021 02:18 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: government here to save you at October 14, 2021 02:18 PM (lNSu6)
If it's the latter, then he hasn't learned from history.
Old product will continue to get used well past the time when it normally would've been replaced, repaired and "repaired" again and again, until they belch blue and black smoke until they crater in the hands of the user.
Then they'll get "repaired" again.
All these tyrants do is create a new class of lawbreakers, and their disrespect for the law will bleed over from this one issue to many others.
Maybe Gruesome wants to create a state of lawbreakers, as honest people are harder to control.
But maybe not as hard to control as outlaws.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 14, 2021 02:18 PM (MFphb)
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 14, 2021 02:18 PM (dHUZO)
So they loaded up the truck and moved to
Hills, that is.
Posted by: Flatt & Scruggs
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at October 14, 2021 02:18 PM (d9FiS)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 14, 2021 02:17 PM (kTF2Z)
*golf clap*
Posted by: flounder at October 14, 2021 02:18 PM (KnJdm)
Right. Woke 10-Year-Olds are now supposedly writing our legislation.
As a child, wasn't Amy Carter most worried about 'Nuclear Proliferation' according to Jimmah?
Riiiiiight.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 14, 2021 02:18 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Been Lurking at October 14, 2021 02:18 PM (xopIz)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 14, 2021 02:19 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: meetmypuppet at October 14, 2021 02:19 PM (0IWnW)
Movie stars...
Posted by: Flatt & Scruggs at October 14, 2021 02:19 PM (jYQlA)
Posted by: Orson at October 14, 2021 02:19 PM (ny2e3)
Some will say we should revoke their Statehood. Occupy them. Turn them into a rump state. Generally run in there and "fix them".
I say we should do what the North should have done, if they were REALLY so appalled at Slavery. Kick the undesirables out of the Union. Sever ties.
Yes - Yes - they'll run to China. Who friggin' cares - besides those who are addicted to old Cold War paradigms ?
Posted by: Working for Peanuts at October 14, 2021 02:19 PM (iG+Si)
Gonna be hilarious watching landscaping crews trying to keep electric zero-turns charged up.
Mow for two hours, siesta for 4 hours, mow for two hours.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 14, 2021 02:19 PM (7F9te)
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 14, 2021 02:18 PM (dHUZO)
"Oy."
- - Megyn Kelly
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 14, 2021 02:19 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at October 14, 2021 02:19 PM (ytSiK)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 14, 2021 02:19 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 14, 2021 02:19 PM (OXTgr)
What's fcked up is if Gov Abbott came out today and said he'd never allow a ban on gas engines in Texas "by any entity," it would be "controversial" and Jonah Pudgy Goldberg would pretend to be a libertarian again and say "entities" should be allowed to ban anything they want.
Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 14, 2021 02:19 PM (dtUS3)
Posted by: rampant catalytic converter thefts at October 14, 2021 02:20 PM (aAP3z)
She's right. You see the "Please Come to California" ads now everywhere...if you have to coax people to come to what everyone in America once understood was paradise only 40 years ago, your a dump and everyone knows it.
DeSantis isn't spending millions a day on "Come to Florida" ads on national tv - its completely fucking unnecessary.
Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2021 02:20 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 14, 2021 02:20 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Megthered at October 14, 2021 02:20 PM (E35CO)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at October 14, 2021 02:20 PM (ytSiK)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
----
I believe you!!! This is the most legit thing I've heard this year!!!/////
Posted by: lin-duh at October 14, 2021 02:20 PM (3jmxp)
Posted by: Revenant at October 14, 2021 02:20 PM (P2+0L)
Posted by: Ian Deal at October 14, 2021 02:21 PM (H/JHi)
Yep, and there shall be a well-defended wall betwixt them. The servants enter the walled city each day to serve the elites only after showing their papers and masking their faces. Kurt Schlichter predicted all of it. Well, except the masking part but who could've.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 14, 2021 02:21 PM (Bmy3R)
HEY!!!!
How's marching season going down there?
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 14, 2021 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 14, 2021 02:21 PM (OXTgr)
"Because you're emotionally stunted. You're selfish, with no ability to empathize. You just want to bully others to create a world exactly according to your whims. Why do you have to be that way?"
"I LEARNED IT FROM YOU!!!"
Posted by: Wally at October 14, 2021 02:22 PM (BDPmp)
Posted by: Papa Smurf at October 14, 2021 02:22 PM (0dmP2)
We're dealing with a serous retarded man.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 14, 2021 02:22 PM (IMmgC)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 14, 2021 02:17 PM (kTF2Z)
If you had only shared that on Twitter it would have already gone viral...
Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2021 02:22 PM (5iUNf)
QUACK, Say the magic woid and win a surprize!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LojqhHnmyvc
Posted by: Braenyard at October 14, 2021 02:22 PM (DNJiU)
To hell with you Newsome! We gotta eat!
Posted by: Papa Smurf at October 14, 2021 02:22 PM (0dmP2)
And there's only one girl......
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 14, 2021 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)
They do make electric generators. They suck major dick because of their obvious limitations.
You'll have to spend $5500 to get a relatively powerful lithium-powered generator to actually be useful to you. And that generator is "built" in Canada, made with lots of chinese junk parts.
Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 14, 2021 02:22 PM (dtUS3)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 14, 2021 02:22 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: meetmypuppet at October 14, 2021 02:19 PM (0IWnW)
Genius. We'll market them as carbon-neutral, by purchasing carbon offsets from a shell company, and clean up on the millennial demo.
Posted by: flounder at October 14, 2021 02:23 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: The Mamas & the Papas at October 14, 2021 02:23 PM (2cfUo)
I'd say that part is bit more threatening than lawnmowers.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Like why are you so confused?
You just plug your generator into your solar panel's battery.
Conservatives are just so blind...
/s
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 14, 2021 02:23 PM (nwVkH)
The literal California Border Patrol (they call it quarantine station) check point that enforces California Customs.
Posted by: mikethemoose at October 14, 2021 02:23 PM (T/vhV)
QUACK, Say the magic woid and win a surprize!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LojqhHnmyvc
Posted by: Braenyard at October 14, 2021 02:22 PM (DNJiU)
I'll see you, and raise you......
https://youtu.be/WAj_WlH3J6Q
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 14, 2021 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)
But Joe Suburb will be tazed, cuffed and hauled off to jail ...
Posted by: Lrrr at October 14, 2021 02:23 PM (jIL4c)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 14, 2021 02:13 PM (R4zBw)
I'm pretty sure they have a guy for that in VA.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 14, 2021 02:23 PM (okGHj)
I love that DeSatan invited the ships to come and use the ports of Florida.
I have hoped that red states and cities that are redder could get on track first and become the working markets and commerce centers.
Posted by: Axeman at October 14, 2021 02:23 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 14, 2021 02:24 PM (kTF2Z)
The others who can't for whatever reason are effectively prisoners in their own state.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 14, 2021 02:24 PM (BFigT)
They do make electric generators. They suck major dick because of their obvious limitations.
You'll have to spend $5500 to get a relatively powerful lithium-powered generator to actually be useful to you. And that generator is "built" in Canada, made with lots of chinese junk parts.
Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 14, 2021 02:22 PM (dtUS3)
-----------------------
Aren't they just big batteries?
Posted by: Braenyard at October 14, 2021 02:24 PM (DNJiU)
The South of Market neighborhood is home to the headquarters of a slew of prominent tech companies including Uber, Dropbox, Airbnb, LinkedIn, Pinterest, Yelp, and Salesforce.
What the heck is a "tech" company? I think of Intel, Microsoft, Raytheon etc. not a cab company or house renters.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 14, 2021 02:24 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 14, 2021 02:25 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 14, 2021 02:25 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 14, 2021 02:25 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 14, 2021 02:16 PM (DNJiU)
Good! That's exactly what we want. We'll finally have our beach back to ourselves!
Posted by: Streisand and the Celebutards at October 14, 2021 02:25 PM (MFphb)
Congresscritters are actually relatively affordable, it's just that they sell themselves many times and you don't get unlimited favors in return or anything.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at October 14, 2021 02:16 PM (z5Vrg)
Affordable, but in other more civilized countries you can reasonably be sure that when you buy a politician, he STAYS bought.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 14, 2021 02:25 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 14, 2021 02:25 PM (dtUS3)
The Cali "elite" would accept the Chi-Coms with open arms. And everybody else there would too in the "One Second After" scenario.
That was expanded upon in the last book of the trilogy "The Final Day".
Posted by: Thrawn at October 14, 2021 02:25 PM (5aFbR)
Posted by: Axeman at October 14, 2021 02:25 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: Amy Carter at October 14, 2021 02:25 PM (nDrPh)
-------
"You call some place Paradise ...
Kiss it goodbye."
Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 14, 2021 02:26 PM (OXTgr)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at October 14, 2021 02:26 PM (otFiP)
Posted by: mikethemoose at October 14, 2021 02:23 PM (T/vhV)
You have any non-native fruit?
Me:You mean like not from San Fran? No.
*eyeroll* Carry on.
Posted by: CBP at October 14, 2021 02:26 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 14, 2021 02:22 PM (OalnH)
I would say middle class; the poor and illegals are on welfare and the rich don't care.
Posted by: IC at October 14, 2021 02:26 PM (hV9ir)
Posted by: CA denizen at October 14, 2021 02:26 PM (aAP3z)
My own university takes a 5% distribution from endowment every year, and if Harvard does the same, that is over $300,000 per undergraduate (grad students are often funded separately, by grant money).
End permanent foundations. Now. Make them spend this money, and raise new money.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 14, 2021 02:26 PM (4Wy4M)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 14, 2021 02:26 PM (4a9Vv)
But Joe Suburb will be tazed, cuffed and hauled off to jail ...
Posted by: Lrrr at October 14, 2021 02:23 PM (jIL4c)
____
Well the law says you can't buy them in stores anymore. Doesn't say you can't use old ones. And presumably if you buy one in Nevada and bring it back, it's also fine.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 14, 2021 02:26 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: kallisto at October 14, 2021 02:26 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain: Dandolo Did Nothing Wrong at October 14, 2021 02:10 PM (dt7P6)
The audiobook is very well done, though it clocks in at about 58 hours. It's one you have to listen to in 30 to 45 minute chunks. Grover Gardner does the reading, and he puts in a top notch performance. If you have audible it is well worth one of your monthly credits.
Posted by: Mishdog at October 14, 2021 02:26 PM (/VWLE)
Now go do your masturbation homework, junior. You gotta make sure you get into a good college.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 14, 2021 02:26 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Megthered at October 14, 2021 02:27 PM (E35CO)
Seems I've often heard that kind of talk before
It never rains in California
But girl don't they warn ya
It pours, man, it pours
Posted by: Some AM oldies radio station at October 14, 2021 02:27 PM (jYQlA)
someone's gonna have to go back and get a shitload of batteries.
Posted by: Taggart at October 14, 2021 02:27 PM (2cfUo)
The drop could mean a loss of state funding to the tune of $35 million.
++++
That implies a per-pupil spending of $10,000. According to the census bureau, however, San Francisco Unified School District spent $17,288 per pupil in FY2019.
So the declining enrollment will result in a budget cut that reflects only around 58% of the per-pupil spending on those students that have left the district. That's a nightmare scenario for deficits, but it gets worse.
The district has around 57,000 students. So losing 3,500 of them represents a decline of a whopping 6.14%. The $7,288 per pupil that is *not* being a cut as a result of the enrollment decline amounts to a net *increase* of around $475 per remaining pupil. That is criminal mismanagement. The cut should be much closer to $60 million than $35 million.
American Public Schools: Spend More, Get Less.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 14, 2021 02:27 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 14, 2021 02:25 PM (OalnH)
---
Sounds like they stole California's internal slogan.
I used to like to say of news from California "but what do I care what happens in another country".
Posted by: Axeman at October 14, 2021 02:27 PM (XHhHI)
Fuck em. They earned this and seem to love it. I'll never go there again if I can avoid it.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 14, 2021 02:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: IC at October 14, 2021 02:26 PM (hV9ir)
___
Yeah I meant lower-middle, blue collar. The true poors would be nuts to leave CA since they live a comfy life paid for by someone else.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 14, 2021 02:27 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 14, 2021 02:27 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Guvvy Noose em at October 14, 2021 02:27 PM (kromb)
>There's something to be said about free college for illegal aliens. Soon a college degree will be required to operate the highly sophisticated, high-tech New Green Deal lawn care tools.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 14, 2021 02:27 PM (5l6FZ)
The bad news -- there will be no toys in the aisle this year.
Which would hopefully give your freak show kids time to grow out of this insanity.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 14, 2021 02:27 PM (nDrPh)
Posted by: kallisto at October 14, 2021 02:26 PM (DJFLF)
Sadly, legit - this state is far far gone.
Posted by: IC at October 14, 2021 02:27 PM (hV9ir)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at October 14, 2021 02:27 PM (d9FiS)
To hell with you Newsome! We gotta eat!
Posted by: Papa Smurf at October 14, 2021 02:22 PM (0dmP2)
-------
Just think of all that Avatar merch.that won't sell now.
Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 14, 2021 02:27 PM (OXTgr)
Posted by: Darth Randall at October 14, 2021 02:27 PM (3TihK)
https://is.gd/xTZGms
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 14, 2021 02:27 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 14, 2021 02:28 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 14, 2021 02:25 PM (5HBd1)
True.
Boomer generation started post WW2 - 1946, lasted until birth control pill - 1964
Posted by: kallisto at October 14, 2021 02:28 PM (DJFLF)
I know there's no math on the blog, but when you lose 90% of your workforce, no, it's not going back to normal.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 14, 2021 02:28 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 14, 2021 02:28 PM (7F9te)
Posted by: IC at October 14, 2021 02:27 PM (hV9ir)
wow
Posted by: kallisto at October 14, 2021 02:28 PM (DJFLF)
Enjoy, Comrades.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 14, 2021 02:28 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Burgermeister Meisterburger at October 14, 2021 02:28 PM (vuisn)
It seemed like a crazy thing to do at the time, but it turns out that it was worth it.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 14, 2021 02:28 PM (NCsQP)
Posted by: Don Huffines For Texas Governor at October 14, 2021 02:28 PM (2xGy+)
When You Need It Bad, Come To Florida, Cause We've Got it Good Here!
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 14, 2021 02:28 PM (nDrPh)
Posted by: Lesko Brandon at October 14, 2021 02:28 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 14, 2021 02:27 PM (dfRN6)
And spelling better.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 14, 2021 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Low should've asked the girl daughter's mom why she tells her that certain toys are off limits to her because she's a girl.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 14, 2021 02:29 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 14, 2021 02:29 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Guvvy Noose em at October 14, 2021 02:27 PM (kromb)
Not Mexico. They're all here.
Posted by: CBP at October 14, 2021 02:29 PM (KnJdm)
*eyeroll* Carry on.
That's what they ask because that's all they *can* ask. That's not all they look for to decide if it's "random search" time.
Posted by: mikethemoose at October 14, 2021 02:29 PM (T/vhV)
QUACK, Say the magic woid and win a surprize!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LojqhHnmyvc
Posted by: Braenyard at October 14, 2021 02:22 PM (DNJiU)------------------
I'll see you, and raise you......
https://youtu.be/WAj_WlH3J6Q
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 14, 2021 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)
-------------------------
Call and raise...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18kqUNG9mO4
Posted by: Braenyard at October 14, 2021 02:29 PM (DNJiU)
Remember the Freddy Gray riots in Baltimore about 7 years ago? Next morning the employees of a burnt out CVS were saying to reporters "how am I going to pay my bills now?"
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 14, 2021 02:29 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Planned Parenthood at October 14, 2021 02:29 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 14, 2021 02:29 PM (6FeV1)
I'm shocked to discover there were even 3500 schoolchildren in San Francisco. Not only are they expensive and ruin all the partying, they will literally destroy the climate.
Posted by: Ripley at October 14, 2021 02:29 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: let's go brandin' at October 14, 2021 02:29 PM (oA+QO)
I don't even recognize this country anymore.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at October 14, 2021 02:30 PM (jWe5r)
Well, they do occupy the White House.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 14, 2021 02:30 PM (TKmok)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 14, 2021 02:30 PM (0ryfU)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 14, 2021 02:29 PM (4a9Vv)
Rob a Walgreens. Duh.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 14, 2021 02:30 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: klaftern at October 14, 2021 02:30 PM (taPSh)
Low should've asked the girl daughter's mom why she tells her that certain toys are off limits to her because she's a girl.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 14, 2021 02:29 PM (KbCG3)
Low should be more secure in his thoughts and worldview than to be swayed by thoughts of a 10 year old.
Posted by: flounder at October 14, 2021 02:30 PM (KnJdm)
I'm shocked to discover there were even 3500 schoolchildren in San Francisco. Not only are they expensive and ruin all the partying, they will literally destroy the climate.
Posted by: Ripley at October 14, 2021 02:29 PM (MxEKc)
==========
3rd grade starts with a 9 week look at different types of suicide to save the planet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 14, 2021 02:30 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Little Suzy at October 14, 2021 02:30 PM (Bmy3R)
"Because you're emotionally stunted. You're selfish, with no ability to empathize. You just want to bully others to create a world exactly according to your whims. Why do you have to be that way?"
"I LEARNED IT FROM YOU!!!"
Posted by: Wally at October 14, 2021 02:22 PM (BDPmp)
++++
Bra-fucking-vo.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 14, 2021 02:30 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Don Huffines For Texas Governor at October 14, 2021 02:28 PM (2xGy+)
---
And they can't spray them down because that makes snowflakes think of Bull Connor turning the hose on black people.
Yup, spraying shit off the sidewalk traumatizes some totally non-racist wokesters who see it as Bull Connor is you and the black people are the shit.
Posted by: Axeman at October 14, 2021 02:31 PM (XHhHI)
--
I'm calling utter balderdash on that claim. The big clue was "off limits."
"Yes, little Suzie, you can't peruse toys in that aisle. They're for boys and off limits to you. You're just...a girl."
I don't buy that for one second.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 14, 2021 02:31 PM (sVtYq)
The bad news -- there will be no toys in the aisle this year.
Which would hopefully give your freak show kids time to grow out of this insanity.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 14, 2021 02:27 PM (nDrPh)
---------
Dr. Faucistein has just canceled childhood indefinitely ... for the children.
Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 14, 2021 02:31 PM (OXTgr)
https://is.gd/xTZGms
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 14, 2021 02:27 PM (DU+/6)
I think she likes 29 year olds.
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 14, 2021 02:31 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at October 14, 2021 02:31 PM (otFiP)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 14, 2021 02:31 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 14, 2021 02:31 PM (V6f9+)
My own university takes a 5% distribution from endowment every year, and if Harvard does the same, that is over $300,000 per undergraduate (grad students are often funded separately, by grant money).
End permanent foundations. Now. Make them spend this money, and raise new money.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 14, 2021 02:26 PM (4Wy4M)
There is absolutely no reason why these Ivies are charging undergrad tuition. They have become hedge funds with an education stub that justifies their nonprofit status.
Probably the biggest reason why I don't give to my alma mater.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 14, 2021 02:31 PM (NCsQP)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 14, 2021 02:31 PM (KbLYZ)
------------
Easy solution, make everything cost $950.
Posted by: zmdavid at October 14, 2021 02:32 PM (xqRaG)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 14, 2021 02:32 PM (0ryfU)
At some point, "tolerated thieving" is indistinguishable from "encouraged thieving." I think that SF had passed that point.
Posted by: m at October 14, 2021 02:32 PM (SJbY/)
Posted by: flounder at October 14, 2021 02:30 PM (KnJdm)
Low: If 10-year olds are good enough for spank material than by golly, they're good enough for legislation!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 14, 2021 02:32 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Guvvy Noose em at October 14, 2021 02:27 PM (kromb)
---
Severence.
Posted by: Axeman at October 14, 2021 02:32 PM (XHhHI)
Amazon will be moving to the burbs and letting Seattle choke even more. Most of what Amazon, and every other tech company in the region does, can mostly be done at home.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 14, 2021 02:33 PM (V6f9+)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18kqUNG9mO4
Posted by: Braenyard at October 14, 2021 02:29 PM (DNJiU)
All in.
https://youtu.be/q-FJPbXS3to
Posted by: flounder at October 14, 2021 02:33 PM (KnJdm)
I'll mention it again: there's a Goblin woman in England proposing parents ask their baby's "consent" before changing the baby's nappy.
I shit you not.
Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 14, 2021 02:33 PM (dtUS3)
Obey me or the State gets it
Posted by: Kindltot at October 14, 2021 02:31 PM (KbLYZ)
---
"I'll be at the French Laundry"
Posted by: Axeman at October 14, 2021 02:33 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at October 14, 2021 02:33 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 14, 2021 02:33 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 14, 2021 02:33 PM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Valiant at October 14, 2021 02:33 PM (3MiF8)
Posted by: zmdavid at October 14, 2021 02:32 PM (xqRaG)
++++
Yup. Everything costs $1,000 with a "rebate price" posted next to it. List is $1k, with whatever the discount is. When you go through checkout, they scan a coupon which results in a preposterous final discount.
I am sure that's illegal, though.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 14, 2021 02:33 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Martin Luther Newsome at October 14, 2021 02:33 PM (d9FiS)
Posted by: Bosk at October 14, 2021 02:34 PM (x6uUk)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 14, 2021 02:34 PM (nDrPh)
Posted by: Axeman at October 14, 2021 02:32 PM (XHhHI)
The birds of leaving call to us?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 14, 2021 02:34 PM (V6f9+)
On my LI feed I saw someone post a story of a judge (black) who had a teenager in his court for driving 55 in a 30 zone. Now if I drove that, I'd get a $500 fine, maybe suspended license.
What did he get? He was told he'd need to improve his ACT score by 2 and - I'm not making this shit up - to learn how to tie a tie.
And the comments were all WOW SO BRAVE, SO STUNNING!!!
Puke.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 14, 2021 02:34 PM (OalnH)
---
isn't this the way most woke girls think?
Like the girl who complained about the redskins or whatever mascot said "she thought that mascots were derogatory" because people make fun of them as part of sportsball.
like no. you're not being excluded, we just put thing in different places so that they're easy to find. no, we don't use mascots to mock ourselves and our team.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 14, 2021 02:34 PM (ZZK0E)
I'll take "What Never Happened" for $10 million dollars, Alex.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 14, 2021 02:34 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Rusty at October 14, 2021 02:34 PM (2w0s8)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 14, 2021 02:33 PM (OCTRt)
------------
It's California, don't rule it out.
Posted by: zmdavid at October 14, 2021 02:34 PM (xqRaG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 14, 2021 02:30 PM (LvTSG)
-------
Jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge used to be the most popular choice, until they spent a fortune putting a net under it.
Now, it's the swim out to Alcatraz and back.
Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 14, 2021 02:35 PM (OXTgr)
In the late 90's screenwriting GOAT Charlie Kaufman pitched a movie version of Gilligan's Island where the islanders, starving & desperate, started killing & eating each other.
Warner Bros wanted to do it - but Sherwood Schwartz, the creator, said no way.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 14, 2021 02:35 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 14, 2021 02:27 PM (DU+/6)
School funding formulas are horribly complex nightmares. My guess is that a lot of the remaining money is a variety of grants for special needs, "underprivileged" and other students whose parents aren't likely to be the upper middle class white collar workers who are fleeing the city.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 14, 2021 02:35 PM (jOcSX)
I shit you not.
Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 14, 2021 02:33 PM (dtUS3)
---
I've heard her. She's not quite as crazy as it sounds. She's not saying you wait for the infant's consent, you just perfunctorily ask them to build that expectation that somebody should receive your consent to touch you in a private area.
Posted by: Axeman at October 14, 2021 02:35 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: IC at October 14, 2021 02:35 PM (hV9ir)
As opposed to boy daughters?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 14, 2021 02:33 PM (OCTRt)
-----------
Yes, actually. That is precisely the brave strong distinction they are intentionally making.
Clownworld.
Posted by: reason at October 14, 2021 02:36 PM (ePZfA)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 14, 2021 02:34 PM (ZZK0E)
++++
If she believes that you do, then you do. Period.
Who the hell are you to deny her truth, Riggins?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 14, 2021 02:36 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: klaftern at October 14, 2021 02:36 PM (taPSh)
Now, it's the swim out to Alcatraz and back.
Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 14, 2021 02:35 PM (OXTgr)
==========
There's an extra credit section on the use of firearms that really just there to figure out which parents actually managed to get a gun in California.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 14, 2021 02:36 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Megthered at October 14, 2021 02:27 PM (E35CO)
If you look at ships in west coast harbors, the ones in port have been sitting for two to three weeks. But in Cananda, S.Korea, China the turn around is maybe 4 days
If the Seattle docs are clear the cargo is getting distributed when landed, what is the bottleneck to getting it landed?
Posted by: Kindltot at October 14, 2021 02:36 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 14, 2021 02:34 PM (OalnH)
55 in a 30? That's just a $500 fine?
Posted by: m at October 14, 2021 02:36 PM (SJbY/)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 14, 2021 02:36 PM (0+QM0)
Posted by: Rusty at October 14, 2021 02:34 PM (2w0s
Us: "No."
Posted by: m at October 14, 2021 02:36 PM (SJbY/)
What's to stop people from driving to Reno or Yuma and buying gas-powered tools there?
Posted by: Been Lurking at October 14, 2021 02:18 PM (xopIz)
Border checkpoints, along with CA Air Resources Board agents staking out every Lowes and Home Depot in Nevada and Arizona, noting the CA license plates. I mean, CA LEO agencies have been doing that with Nevada gun shows for years...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 14, 2021 02:36 PM (n+4am)
Mandate cargo vessels be battery powered solar rechargeable?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 14, 2021 02:36 PM (0ryfU)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 14, 2021 02:37 PM (0ryfU)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 14, 2021 02:35 PM (jOcSX)
++++
Some of it, probably. But you can be sure that this cut is going to be smaller than the savings of the students leaving.
Keep raping your tax base, guys. It'll work forever and there are no limits.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 14, 2021 02:37 PM (DU+/6)
(I mean, you know, the ones who... *ahem*... "make it".)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 14, 2021 02:37 PM (6FeV1)
Mandate cargo vessels be battery powered solar rechargeable?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 14, 2021 02:36 PM (0ryfU)
=========
Wind powered. Maybe with a big tarp to capture the wind.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 14, 2021 02:37 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 14, 2021 02:18 PM (DU+/6)
46x doesn't tell you it was guards... most security is cameras and locking cabinets, once installed cost very little annually. it could have been capital for more locking cabinets... which would be an initial enormous expense.
Posted by: Inogame at October 14, 2021 02:37 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 14, 2021 02:37 PM (nDrPh)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 14, 2021 02:35 PM (63Dwl)
---
It's funny because the first development of Gilligan's Island was going to be a little more cerebral and a bit more capable of commentary, what with the cross-section of society they had gathered.
Posted by: Axeman at October 14, 2021 02:37 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 14, 2021 02:38 PM (ZZK0E)
On my LI feed I saw someone post a story of a judge (black) who had a teenager in his court for driving 55 in a 30 zone. Now if I drove that, I'd get a $500 fine, maybe suspended license.
What did he get? He was told he'd need to improve his ACT score by 2 and - I'm not making this shit up - to learn how to tie a tie.
And the comments were all WOW SO BRAVE, SO STUNNING!!!
Puke.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 14, 2021 02:34 PM (OalnH)
-------
They're doing everything they can to make an Idiocracy sequel irrelevant.
Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 14, 2021 02:38 PM (OXTgr)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 14, 2021 02:38 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Don Huffines For Texas Governor at October 14, 2021 02:38 PM (2xGy+)
Posted by: Joe XiDen"
Can't you use your White Privilege card to get out of traffic tickets?
Posted by: Ripley at October 14, 2021 02:38 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 14, 2021 02:38 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
Did the ocean puke it up or shit it out?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 14, 2021 02:38 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: IC at October 14, 2021 02:35 PM (hV9ir)
--------------
Supply chain issues mean she can't have her usual daily box of Franzia anymore.
Posted by: reason at October 14, 2021 02:38 PM (ePZfA)
Posted by: Axeman at October 14, 2021 02:35 PM (XHhHI)
Read that again. Out loud to yourself. She's a loon.
Posted by: flounder at October 14, 2021 02:38 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Joe XiDen"
Can't you use your White Privilege card to get out of traffic tickets?
Posted by: Ripley at October 14, 2021 02:38 PM (MxEKc)
=======
I don't know, does Joe have a killer rack?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 14, 2021 02:39 PM (LvTSG)
https://youtu.be/WAj_WlH3J6Q
Posted by: Sponge - Call and raise...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18kqUNG9mO4
Posted by: Braenyard at October
------------------
All in.
https://youtu.be/q-FJPbXS3to
Posted by: flounder at
---------------------
Raise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn2vfY1D990
Posted by: Braenyard at October 14, 2021 02:39 PM (DNJiU)
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 14, 2021 02:39 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Rusty at October 14, 2021 02:39 PM (2w0s8)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 14, 2021 02:40 PM (4a9Vv)
---------------
But it will be vibrant and sunny!
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 14, 2021 02:40 PM (HTCOy)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 14, 2021 02:40 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Megthered at October 14, 2021 02:20 PM (E35CO)
You are mostly true but the simple answer is for most of us 'it ain't that bad'. Outside SF and LA - the other 98% of the state (area not population) seems pretty normal. My kids went to mostly good (catholic) schools, did scouts, sports, etc. Yeah the high prices and taxes are a pain and many times I've thought what a nice house we could have elsewhere - but this has been home my entire adult life and I'm not ready to surrender it just yet....
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at October 14, 2021 02:40 PM (3/yKR)
Posted by: Joe XiDen"
Can't you use your White Privilege card to get out of traffic tickets?
Posted by: Ripley at October 14, 2021 02:38 PM (MxEKc)
____
I know right. I have all this privilige dripping off me and I can't even get out of a fucking traffic ticket. What good is it?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 14, 2021 02:40 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 14, 2021 02:40 PM (0+QM0)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 14, 2021 02:24 PM
Death by a high-heeled shoe to the head? That was me. And the changing room is not a shortcut.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 14, 2021 02:40 PM (fxCK2)
Posted by: Don Huffines For Texas Governor at October 14, 2021 02:38 PM (2xGy+)
---------------
I don't know if this is a sock fail or not.
And that fact alone speaks volumes about Huffines...
Posted by: reason at October 14, 2021 02:40 PM (ePZfA)
Posted by: Rowsdower Continues to Insist Ashli Babbitt is Crispus Attucks and Michael Byrd is Lon Horiuchi at October 14, 2021 02:40 PM (P/ALc)
Rule one : hide behind a partition by the front door and put a bullet in the back of the head of every shoplifter as they exit.
Rule two: practice crocodile tears and the mantra "I was in fear of my life and the lives of those I was sworn to protect".
Prevents shoplifting.
Prevents wasted time from apprehending criminals that the Soros-ocuter would just release immediately.
Prevents charges against the officer.
No downsides whatsoever.
Posted by: Kenny's ghost at October 14, 2021 02:40 PM (HVg52)
Posted by: wth at October 14, 2021 02:40 PM (v0R5T)
=======
Maybe they can get the reprogrammed RoboCop from RoboCop 2.
254. "Encourage awareness"
256. "Discourage harsh language"
258. "Commend sincere efforts"
261. "Talk things out"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 14, 2021 02:41 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Axeman at October 14, 2021 02:35 PM (XHhHI)
Read that again. Out loud to yourself. She's a loon.
Posted by: flounder
Screw + ball.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 14, 2021 02:41 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: wth at October 14, 2021 02:40 PM (v0R5T)
Nope. Doesn't ring a bell. Sorry.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 14, 2021 02:41 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
---
If San Francisco slipped into the sea, it would be a Superfund event.
Posted by: Axeman at October 14, 2021 02:41 PM (XHhHI)
........
Somebody should ask Nutzi Palsy about this.
Posted by: wth at October 14, 2021 02:42 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Inogame at October 14, 2021 02:37 PM (53oGX)
++++
That's a possibility. Having to add a bunch of equipment in a short period of time would make the annual budget look pretty bad, though it would amortize out decently well over the life of the equipment.
Assuming, of course, that the equipment worked to contain the problem. It clearly didn't. On the plus side, it can be sent from the closed stores to other new stores and they won't have to buy it twice.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 14, 2021 02:42 PM (DU+/6)
I'll take "What Never Happened" for $10 million dollars, Alex.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 14, 2021 02:34 PM
"Boxers and briefs just aren't for you, Little Suzy."
"You're oppressing me, Mom!"
Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 14, 2021 02:42 PM (fxCK2)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 14, 2021 02:40 PM (5HBd1)
--------------------
Are the panels installed on your roof?
Posted by: Braenyard at October 14, 2021 02:42 PM (DNJiU)
It seemed like a crazy thing to do at the time, but it turns out that it was worth it.
Posted by: Darrell Harris
I does my heart good to know that JPMorganChase can't break the lease on their largest office building.
They own it.
$2.5 Million in property taxes a year. Chicken feed for them but still. . . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at October 14, 2021 02:42 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 14, 2021 02:42 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 14, 2021 02:42 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
Did the ocean puke it up or shit it out?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 14, 2021 02:38 PM (Vxu+H)
The movie 2012 makes me smile.
Posted by: Count de Monet, Intermittent Faster, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 14, 2021 02:43 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 14, 2021 02:43 PM (7F9te)
Posted by: Notsothoreau
Flat out sucks for powering a skyscraper.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 14, 2021 02:43 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 14, 2021 02:43 PM (J6dnG)
Posted by: Axeman at October 14, 2021 02:41 PM (XHhHI)
Bunch of hipsters scrubbing an assembly line of wet hobos with Dawn liquid detergent....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 14, 2021 02:43 PM (6FeV1)
Mandate cargo vessels be battery powered solar rechargeable?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 14, 2021 02:36 PM (0ryfU)
=========
Wind powered. Maybe with a big tarp to capture the wind.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 14, 2021 02:37 PM (LvTSG)
------------
Brilliant! And becasue these ships are full of products that are sold in stores around the country, we can call them SALE-BOATS!
Posted by: reason at October 14, 2021 02:43 PM (ePZfA)
If you keep your home and business in the city, you perpetuate the system. Fuck em. Let it burn.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 14, 2021 02:44 PM (0ryfU)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
Did the ocean puke it up or shit it out?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 14, 2021 02:38 PM (Vxu+H)
Yes.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 14, 2021 02:44 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Axeman at October 14, 2021 02:35 PM (XHhHI)
It would work better were the child old enough to really understand language a bit more. I'm not asking an infant if it's OK to change their diaper. That is going ridiculously too far. Just teach them that no one should be going down there, unless it's a family member or close friend and they're changing your diaper.
We're doomed.......
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 14, 2021 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 14, 2021 02:40 PM (5HBd1)
--------------------
Are the panels installed on your roof?
Posted by: Braenyard at October 14, 2021 02:42 PM (DNJiU)
-------
Yes. Generac has started running ads for them which promise yuge energy bill savings. I'm....skeptical.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 14, 2021 02:44 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: m at October 14, 2021 02:44 PM (SJbY/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 14, 2021 02:37 PM (LvTSG)
------------
Brilliant! And becasue these ships are full of products that are sold in stores around the country, we can call them SALE-BOATS!
Posted by: reason at October 14, 2021 02:43 PM (ePZfA)
==========
"This is good stuff, really great stuff..."
-"Progressives", scribbling furiously
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 14, 2021 02:44 PM (LvTSG)
--------
This will continue apace. And many more states will taste CO's pain.
Posted by: The Rt. Rev. Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2021 02:44 PM (cTqLg)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 14, 2021 02:42 PM (OalnH)
---
Thank God, the numbers indicate that they are not the overwhelming group.
Posted by: Axeman at October 14, 2021 02:44 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: Tami at October 14, 2021 02:45 PM (cF8AT)
So the state requires that your emergency generator, for when the state's idiotic mismanagement of the power grid causes yet another blackout, has to be electric powered.
An electric-powered electrical generator.
If you look at the life cycles of batteries and solar cells, they are the farthest thing from zero emissions. And the more energy dense the battery, the greater the fire hazard, and the higher the price.
The state of CA is basically being run by low-achieving undergraduates having a late night stoned dormitory discussion. They're going to save the world, they've got it all figured out, just ask them.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 14, 2021 02:45 PM (Tq93f)
Posted by: Sphynx at October 14, 2021 02:45 PM (rXie1)
Posted by: Megthered at October 14, 2021 02:20 PM (E35CO)
........
My 89 year old Mom still lives here on two acres. I'm the last left taking care of her. Other than that I have no fucking idea.
Posted by: wth at October 14, 2021 02:46 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: JB1000 at October 14, 2021 02:46 PM (Kf5r9)
They're just Aladdins who need to steal makeup, electronics, and high-end food to feed their families. We just need to look a bit deeper and see these diamonds-in-the-rough for who they are... *sarc*
Posted by: Thrawn at October 14, 2021 02:46 PM (5aFbR)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe's El Segundo Wallet at October 14, 2021 02:46 PM (Y+NO4)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at October 14, 2021 02:46 PM (otFiP)
Wind powered. Maybe with a big tarp to capture the wind.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 14, 2021 02:37 PM (LvTSG)
-----------
You mean, like, a sail?
Posted by: Braenyard at October 14, 2021 02:46 PM (DNJiU)
It's science
https://tinyurl.com/ygtk7dl8
Posted by: Tami at October 14, 2021 02:45 PM (cF8AT)
Plenty of freaks, not enough circus.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 14, 2021 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: The Rt. Rev. Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2021 02:44 PM (cTqLg)
___
Yep. Which is why I always shake my head in disbelief when people celebrate CA's troubles. It's like where do you think people who are leaving will go? Hint it isn't NY or WA. It's TX or ID or NV (which is already pretty much a lost cause) or AZ.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 14, 2021 02:46 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 14, 2021 02:46 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 14, 2021 02:47 PM (RoIW/)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 14, 2021 02:47 PM (5HBd1)
We had Bugs/ Babs Bunny pullups. They were marketed gender neutral. The boys would not wear the ones with babs, because it is for girls. They have never seen bugs bunny cartoons and have no idea who the characters are.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 14, 2021 02:47 PM (0ryfU)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Both grandsons have boy .22lr Crickets. One is four, the other just turned one.
If they were girls, they'd have girl .22lr Crickets.
It's the same rifle.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 14, 2021 02:47 PM (OCTRt)
a) house paid for, no mortgage
b) low property taxes (thank you Howard Jarvis)
c) Elderly parents could not tolerate a move
d) Burial plots all paid for and it won't be long before we are all together there, one big happy family.
Posted by: CA denizen at October 14, 2021 02:47 PM (aAP3z)
Posted by: wth at October 14, 2021 02:42 PM (v0R5T)
I don't think she hold Walgreen stock
Posted by: Kindltot at October 14, 2021 02:47 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 14, 2021 02:48 PM (RoIW/)
Posted by: m at October 14, 2021 02:44 PM (SJbY/)
----------
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZeYVIWz99I
Posted by: zmdavid at October 14, 2021 02:48 PM (xqRaG)
We had Bugs/ Babs Bunny pullups. They were marketed gender neutral. The boys would not wear the ones with babs, because it is for girls. They have never seen bugs bunny cartoons and have no idea who the characters are.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 14, 2021 02:47 PM (0ryfU)
SYSTEMICALLY RAYSSISSSSS!!!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 14, 2021 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 14, 2021 02:46 PM (ZZK0E)
Don't go in the breakfast aisle. It's loaded with cereal oppressors.
Posted by: flounder at October 14, 2021 02:48 PM (KnJdm)
----------------
This describes my Inlaws in NY to a tee.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 14, 2021 02:48 PM (HTCOy)
Posted by: Axeman at October 14, 2021 02:41 PM (XHhHI)
----------------
Six months later...
Japanese Fisherman #1: "Hey, what is this oily brown slick on the surface of the water? Was there a tanker spill somewhere?"
Japanese Fisherman #2: "Weird. It looks like there's corn in the oil...oh! OH GOD!"
Posted by: reason at October 14, 2021 02:48 PM (ePZfA)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
I feel like saying that to most of the world, these days.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 14, 2021 02:48 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: wth at October 14, 2021 02:46 PM (v0R5T)
____
I hear a lot of this. Grandma who lives in the house she and grandpa bought in 1965. That house is probably worth $1.4M and has no mortgage. Why is she sitting on that money instead of selling and living it up in her old age?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 14, 2021 02:49 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: The Rt. Rev. Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2021 02:49 PM (cTqLg)
Stand up ride ons are $30K and last about 6 hours in perfect conditions.
Sit down zero turns (what most pros use to knock out a dozen yards a day) are $57K and last 3 (three) hours in perfect conditions.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Listen to this SC doctor tell you about ivermectin, spoilers, only two deaths at October 14, 2021 02:49 PM (jaQXh)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 14, 2021 02:50 PM (5l6FZ)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 14, 2021 02:48 PM (Bmy3R)
------
lol
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 14, 2021 02:50 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: flounder at October 14, 2021 02:50 PM (KnJdm)
If I was still in CA, I'd be goin long on goats and portable fencing.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2021 02:50 PM (hoY5O)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 14, 2021 02:36 PM (0ryfU)
=========
Wind powered. Maybe with a big tarp to capture the wind.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 14, 2021 02:37 PM (LvTSG)
........
Sailing ships making a comeback. I've always wanted to be a pirate.
Posted by: wth at October 14, 2021 02:50 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 14, 2021 02:50 PM (ZZK0E)
If they were girls, they'd have girl .22lr Crickets.
It's the same rifle.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 14, 2021 02:47 PM (OCTRt)
.....
Little has a .22lr.
Not a pink one.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 14, 2021 02:50 PM (CWsoX)
But our school board doesn't mandate masks.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 14, 2021 02:50 PM (fxCK2)
Posted by: Inogame at October 14, 2021 02:37 PM (53oGX)
++++
That's a possibility. Having to add a bunch of equipment in a short period of time would make the annual budget look pretty bad, though it would amortize out decently well over the life of the equipment.
Assuming, of course, that the equipment worked to contain the problem. It clearly didn't. On the plus side, it can be sent from the closed stores to other new stores and they won't have to buy it twice.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 14, 2021 02:42 PM (DU+/6)
Because journalism is, in a word.. terrible. We don't really know the specifics. Could be a quote on the change in the capital budgets per store, which would reflect the cash outlay not the amortization for depreciation. Of course, it could have meant the P&L budget, which would likely reflect a headcount change... but we will never know from that story.. because garbage...
Posted by: Inogame at October 14, 2021 02:50 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: The Rt. Rev. Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2021 02:49 PM (cTqLg)
Then, have your shingles or roof replaced.....OOPS!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 14, 2021 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at October 14, 2021 02:50 PM (4WPW/)
----------------
This describes my Inlaws in NY to a tee.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 14, 2021 02:48 PM (HTCOy)
Lifers in the Navy.
Posted by: flounder at October 14, 2021 02:50 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 14, 2021 02:51 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 14, 2021 02:51 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 14, 2021 02:51 PM (DNJiU)
There are some beautiful spots. Strangely, or perhaps ironically, one of the most beautiful is Alcatraz.. The ferry trip there and the view of the bay is almost too beautiful to describe.
Posted by: Max Power at October 14, 2021 02:51 PM (QCc6B)
It's science
https://tinyurl.com/ygtk7dl8
Posted by: Tami at October 14, 2021 02:45 PM (cF8AT)
++++
That's fucking surreal.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 14, 2021 02:51 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Moron Robbie
Except there's more than three hours in a workday.
Even for Mexicans.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 14, 2021 02:51 PM (OCTRt)
There are some beautiful spots. Strangely, or perhaps ironically, one of the most beautiful is Alcatraz.. The ferry trip there and the view of the bay is almost too beautiful to describe.
Posted by: Max Power at October 14, 2021 02:51 PM (QCc6B)
=========
I was a member of their swim team once. I had the shirt to prove it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 14, 2021 02:52 PM (LvTSG)
And Fuck Joe Biden
And mortgage lenders are a pain in the ass.
But mostly, Fuck Joe Biden
Posted by: Boomer Redneque says, "Fuck Joe Biden" at October 14, 2021 02:52 PM (Lit6A)
Posted by: Megthered at October 14, 2021 02:20 PM (E35CO)
For what it's worth - my parents moved us from NYC to Florida in 1965 and to the day they died some 60 years later complained unceasingly what a backwards state it was, it was so hot, the bugs, the tourists on and on and on! But leave? Never! I used to tell them Fla was the state they loved to hate!
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at October 14, 2021 02:52 PM (3/yKR)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2021 02:52 PM (hoY5O)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 14, 2021 02:46 PM (ZZK0E)
Don't go in the breakfast aisle. It's loaded with cereal oppressors.
Posted by: flounder at October 14, 2021 02:48 PM (KnJdm)
Yeah, getting their Kix.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 14, 2021 02:52 PM (RoIW/)
Posted by: Cheri at October 14, 2021 02:52 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone"
That's the Hot Chick Privilege card. Cuts across racial lines.
Posted by: Ripley at October 14, 2021 02:52 PM (MxEKc)
Gov Mike Parson of MO says:
Through a multi-step process, an individual took the records of at least three educators, decoded the HTML source code, and viewed the SSN of those specific educators.
We notified the Cole County prosecutor and the Highway Patrol's Digital Forensic Unit will investigate.
Allow me to translate. These morons had teachers' SSANs in plain text in a html page. Someone looked at the HTML source and found the PII in plain text. The Governor of MO is now saying he wants them charged for hacking because they LOOKED AT THE HTML OF A WEB PAGE.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 14, 2021 02:52 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: Max Power at October 14, 2021 02:51 PM (QCc6B)
It's also the primary location where the last true Bond film took place - "The Rock".
Posted by: Thrawn at October 14, 2021 02:52 PM (5aFbR)
Posted by: The Rt. Rev. Yudhishthira's Dice
**
My favorite is still my neighbor who was so happy about having solar installed and then was super pissed when the power went out and he realized he needed to go buy a generator like the rest of us.
He said he could spend another $10K or so and his solar power would actually be his solar power.
I told him I can buy a lot of $400 generators for $10K.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Listen to this SC doctor tell you about ivermectin, spoilers, only two deaths at October 14, 2021 02:52 PM (jaQXh)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 14, 2021 02:53 PM (JUOKG)
Coming soon at a comics store near you.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 14, 2021 02:51 PM (Bmy3R)
Yeah, all of the gay boys will be picking that one up!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 14, 2021 02:53 PM (kBuGL)
Unless somebody breaks into to the closed store and steals them first.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 14, 2021 02:53 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 14, 2021 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)
And they couldn't afford a new place so would have to go to a different state.
Posted by: Notsothoreau
By jove! I think you've figured it out!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 14, 2021 02:53 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 14, 2021 02:53 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 14, 2021 02:49 PM (OalnH)
.........
For her "living it up" is taking her walker outside and watering her garden that she can barely see.
Posted by: wth at October 14, 2021 02:53 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 14, 2021 02:53 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 14, 2021 02:52 PM (UW2ZS)
When F12 is illegal, only criminals will F12.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 14, 2021 02:53 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 14, 2021 02:52 PM (LvTSG)
does it have a shark on it?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 14, 2021 02:53 PM (RoIW/)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 14, 2021 02:53 PM (5HBd1)
***
Except there's more than three hours in a workday.
Even for Mexicans.
Posted by: rickb223
**
That's why you buy three mowers. Duh.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Listen to this SC doctor tell you about ivermectin, spoilers, only two deaths at October 14, 2021 02:53 PM (jaQXh)
but then again, it may just stay ashes for a long long time - look at Libya today, or Syria.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2021 02:53 PM (trdmm)
SF and New Orleans come to mind.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 14, 2021 02:54 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: flounder at October 14, 2021 02:48 PM (KnJdm)
Yeah, getting their Kix.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 14, 2021 02:52 PM (RoIW/)
They think they're great, but really just a bunch of flakes.
Posted by: flounder at October 14, 2021 02:54 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 14, 2021 02:54 PM (bY+8h)
Sit down zero turns (what most pros use to knock out a dozen yards a day) are $57K and last 3 (three) hours in perfect conditions.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Listen to this SC doctor tell you about ivermectin, spoilers, only two deaths
Gasoline is 3 bucks a gallon. Salt is even cheaper if you want to really make a statement. Charred lawns could make a comeback.
I wonder what option people will use if forced to choose?
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 14, 2021 02:54 PM (Y+NO4)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2021 02:52 PM (hoY5O)
Ye old reel mower.
Posted by: Golfman at October 14, 2021 02:54 PM (hOMhY)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 14, 2021 02:54 PM (ueGNX)
It's science
https://tinyurl.com/ygtk7dl8
Posted by: Tami at October 14, 2021 02:45 PM (cF8AT)
=======
Oh, Lord. SMFH
Posted by: 6-4-3 at October 14, 2021 02:54 PM (R6xOg)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 14, 2021 02:55 PM (0ryfU)
Posted by: bonhomme
Governor William J. Le Petomane was smarter.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 14, 2021 02:55 PM (mD/uy)
You know. The first three to four hours of pretty much every morning in the South.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Listen to this SC doctor tell you about ivermectin, spoilers, only two deaths at October 14, 2021 02:55 PM (jaQXh)
but then again, it may just stay ashes for a long long time - look at Libya today, or Syria.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2021 02:53 PM (trdmm)
=========
Weird how that's happening while progressives are streaming out of the state to make Florida Democratic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 14, 2021 02:55 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 14, 2021 02:52 PM (UW2ZS)
++++
Perfect translation.
But remember, government types - you know, the ones who put employee social security numbers in plain text on a publicly-accessible web page - are masters of the universe and should have all power over all things.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 14, 2021 02:55 PM (DU+/6)
I feel badly for all the people who want to leave CA but can't.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2021 02:55 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Listen to this SC doctor tell you about ivermectin, spoilers, only two deaths at October 14, 2021 02:55 PM (jaQXh)
That's why you buy three mowers. Duh.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Listen to this SC doctor tell you about ivermectin, spoilers, only two deaths at October 14, 2021 02:53 PM (jaQXh)
"Hello. My name is Hosay. I will mow your lawn."
"How much?"
"$475."
*thud*
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 14, 2021 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 14, 2021 02:54 PM (bY+8h)
I was wondering.
Posted by: Golfman at October 14, 2021 02:55 PM (hOMhY)
Posted by: flounder
Yeah, getting their Kix.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
Ka-Boom!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 14, 2021 02:55 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Nobody plays golf like they used to. It's a dead sport/game.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 14, 2021 02:56 PM (GQmun)
----------------
Wait until he finds out he has to replace the shingles.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 14, 2021 02:56 PM (HTCOy)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LojqhHnmyvc
I'll see you, and raise you......
https://youtu.be/WAj_WlH3J6Q
Checkmate !
https://tinyurl.com/3tuxxxe4
Posted by: Gunslinger at October 14, 2021 02:56 PM (R2gO3)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 14, 2021 02:56 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2021 02:52 PM (hoY5O)
Ye old reel mower.
Posted by: Golfman at October 14, 2021 02:54 PM (hOMhY)
They fucking suck on any grass longer than ace's attention span.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 14, 2021 02:56 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 14, 2021 02:56 PM (0+QM0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 14, 2021 02:54 PM (ueGNX)
You just have to write a book!
Posted by: Bernard Sanders at October 14, 2021 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Re: the sidebar story about FL and DeSantis: Can we import him to a state with lower humidity, no hurricanes, and some winter? Or can we clone him?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 14, 2021 02:56 PM (/XOcP)
"How much water does an Olympic sized swimming pool hold? 2,500,000 litres or 2.5 megalitres of water. Olympic size pools measure: 50 metres long, 25 metres wide, and a minimum of 2 metres deep."
USCG estimate <95,000 litres
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 14, 2021 02:57 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: ryukyu at October 14, 2021 02:57 PM (4n6fw)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2021 02:55 PM (/U27+)
Waiting for THAT Kevin Williamson story.
Posted by: Golfman at October 14, 2021 02:57 PM (hOMhY)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 14, 2021 02:53 PM (UHVv4)
which works out to 591 barrels of oil, which is diddly squat in terms of environmental damage. It's about as much as a small patch of asphalt.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2021 02:57 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2021 02:57 PM (hoY5O)
And they couldn't afford a new place so would have to go to a different state.
Posted by: Notsothoreau
____
Rent instead. Problem solved.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 14, 2021 02:57 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 14, 2021 02:56 PM (GQmun)
Don't assume you know how I used to play golf.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 14, 2021 02:57 PM (P4LRL)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 14, 2021 02:53 PM (UHVv4)
++++
About 3.8 liters per gallon. So that's about 25,000 gallons.
42 gallons per barrel. So that's about 595 barrels.
About 650 barrels per rail care, so that's about 0.9 rail cars.
Less than one rail car's worth of oil leaked.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 14, 2021 02:57 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe
Your statement is false. Due to covid, golf is a far more popular sport.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 14, 2021 02:57 PM (bY+8h)
Posted by: flounder at October 14, 2021 02:58 PM (KnJdm)
I wonder what option people will use if forced to choose?
Posted by: Widespread Pepe
Baby goats at the start of the season, cabrito at the end.
Come see me for more baby goats next year.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 14, 2021 02:58 PM (OCTRt)
Ye old reel mower.
Posted by: Golfman at October 14, 2021 02:54 PM (hOMhY)
_________
They suck mud unless you mow three times a week.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2021 02:58 PM (/U27+)
"How much?"
"$475."
*thud*
Posted by: Sponge
**
We can no cat today becomes battery.
(calls redneck with twenty year old Dixie Chopper that can fit it in after lunch)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Listen to this SC doctor tell you about ivermectin, spoilers, only two deaths at October 14, 2021 02:58 PM (jaQXh)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 14, 2021 02:58 PM (MdqxY)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2021 02:57 PM (hoY5O)
Yeah buddy.
We'll be dropping the camper there this Sunday afternoon.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 14, 2021 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Well, duh, you use the generator to charge it's own batteries. No power left for anything else, though.
Posted by: boynsea at October 14, 2021 02:59 PM (cx155)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 14, 2021 02:59 PM (bY+8h)
Posted by: Golfman at October 14, 2021 02:54 PM (hOMhY)
They suck mud unless you mow three times a week.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2021 02:58 PM (/U27+)
The Revenge of the Scythe
https://youtu.be/qMCHOL3YCOI
Posted by: flounder at October 14, 2021 02:59 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 14, 2021 02:52 PM (UW2ZS)
---
It's literally what the web server serves out to everybody who goes to that page.
I don't see how this has any chance outside of a diverty-hire judge.
Posted by: Axeman at October 14, 2021 03:00 PM (XHhHI)
SF and New Orleans come to mind.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 14, 2021
***
Urine's only part of it. There's mold, dead dogs, rotted rubber, and drained engine oil. Oh, and human sweat.
But, hey, food and music, right? Right?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 14, 2021 03:00 PM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 14, 2021 03:00 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 14, 2021 02:49 PM
In addition to the limits on property-tax increases, there's also the memory issue. My parents know where they are and can find what they're looking for - when they remember why they walked into that room. Plus, they live on a lake in a house that would now be too expensive for them to rent for the summer.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 14, 2021 03:00 PM (fxCK2)
A year in the pokey would be a deterent.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 14, 2021 03:00 PM (yQpMk)
But, hey, food and music, right? Right?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 14, 2021 03:00 PM (/XOcP)
========
Does the hush puppy scent cut through it all?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 14, 2021 03:00 PM (LvTSG)
**
See also: Electric F-150 commercial
It's a generator that will run your house!
Wait, how do I charge the truck to go get groceries after the second day?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Listen to this SC doctor tell you about ivermectin, spoilers, only two deaths at October 14, 2021 03:00 PM (jaQXh)
I watched a movie the other night where Danny Trejo attacks Stone Cold Steve Austin with a scythe.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2021 03:00 PM (cTqLg)
I hate this freakin place.
Posted by: InCali at October 14, 2021 03:01 PM (Gfmla)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 14, 2021 02:56 PM (GQmun)
Half right.
No one plays like they did
Otherwise, Covid has been a boon for the business.
Posted by: Golfman at October 14, 2021 03:01 PM (hOMhY)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 14, 2021 02:56 PM (KAi1n)
brings up how the real story of the Walgreens closings is that another big chunk of downtown jobs are disappearing with them, and even less people will now be living or shopping there.
It's called a Death Spiral for a reason.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2021 03:01 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 14, 2021 03:01 PM (OalnH)
Which is 200,770.76 pints.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 14, 2021 02:59 PM (bY+8h)
__________
Or 3342 cubic feet.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2021 03:01 PM (/U27+)
It's science
https://tinyurl.com/ygtk7dl8
Posted by: Tami at October 14, 2021 02:45 PM (cF8AT)
=======
Oh, Lord. SMFH
Posted by: 6-4-3 at October 14, 2021 02:54 PM (R6xOg)
---------------------
Kid loses his job if he doesn't follow store protocol.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 14, 2021 03:01 PM (DNJiU)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 14, 2021 03:01 PM (Bmy3R)
Post COVID office space in big cities will be remarkably different for a long time.
Posted by: Actually inside the Beltway at October 14, 2021 03:01 PM (fMhOl)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 14, 2021 02:54 PM (bY+8h)
.......
Pebble Beach comes to mind. Hoity-toity land.
Posted by: wth at October 14, 2021 03:01 PM (v0R5T)
https://tinyurl.com/fpznyck9
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 14, 2021 03:02 PM (MdqxY)
There must have been a free frontal lobotomy truck kind of like the bookmobile rolling around the city for 20 years.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 14, 2021 03:02 PM (wAnMi)
***
I'd love to see the old timer Jacks and Chi-Chis in their prime with modern equipment.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Listen to this SC doctor tell you about ivermectin, spoilers, only two deaths at October 14, 2021 03:02 PM (jaQXh)
That oily weasel Newsome is creating the same scenario as in the movie Snowpiercer.
Day care will never be the same.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at October 14, 2021 03:02 PM (4WPW/)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe
Your statement is false. Due to covid, golf is a far more popular sport.
Posted by: nurse ratched
Maybe in Seattle, but here where golf has always been popular and probably one of the most popular places in America to play (SEC Country), the courses have been dying since the mid to late 90's early 2000's with courses packed Tuesday -Sunday. 2008 was a death nail. Now the Woke Feminist Wives don't allow their husbands to play. Boomers didn't pass the love of the game on to their kids. Young Adults can't afford it.
Good for Seattle for getting in the game tho.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 14, 2021 03:02 PM (lR88o)
Posted by: Queer pedo at October 14, 2021 03:02 PM (RoIW/)
https://tinyurl.com/fpznyck9
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 14, 2021 03:02 PM (MdqxY)
++++
I'm glad I'm gone. I miss my brothers but I don't miss Colorado.
Which is too bad. It was a great place to grow up and live until it got destroyed.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 14, 2021 03:02 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2021 03:03 PM (hoY5O)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 14, 2021 03:00 PM (Bmy3R)
Just don't mention lips or you'll be Jon Gruden'ed.
Posted by: Golfman at October 14, 2021 03:03 PM (hOMhY)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 14, 2021 02:52 PM (UW2ZS)
---
It's literally what the web server serves out to everybody who goes to that page.
I don't see how this has any chance outside of a diverty-hire judge.
Posted by: Axeman at October 14, 2021 03:00 PM (XHhHI)
I can help!
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge #791 at October 14, 2021 03:03 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 14, 2021 03:03 PM (Bmy3R)
Just for batteries. I swear, that guy could fall off the couch and make a billion dollars before he hits the floor.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 14, 2021 03:03 PM (F0YaR)
Don't know where I will get Hallmark greeting cards after...
Posted by: CA denizen at October 14, 2021 03:03 PM (aAP3z)
Kid loses his job if he doesn't follow store protocol.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 14, 2021 03:01 PM (DNJiU)
That's literally all he had to say.
"I don't make the rules, but I DO have to follow them. Sorry."
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 14, 2021 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: The Rt. Rev. Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2021 03:03 PM (cTqLg)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 14, 2021 02:55 PM (DU+/6)
---------
"Well, at least over password protection." -- John Podesta
Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 14, 2021 03:03 PM (Aa3G8)
When are the best chefs not cooking over an open flame?
I'm pretty sure they are using gas ovens, gas grills, and probably griddles heated underneath by gas (but they could be electric....so coal or oil).
That's why I'm thinking that there's going to be a high-priced gourmet restaurant exception to this dictate.
Why should Newsom suffer?
Posted by: Axeman at October 14, 2021 03:04 PM (XHhHI)
I can't blame them for not wanting to leave. They are a lot more activist than many if not all on this blog. Plenty of teachers in these small towns are going to participate in the Oct 18 Walk Out from K thru 12. What the fuck are some of you doing to fight these tyrant cocksuckers?
Be a little more specific in your bashing of California. Not everyone here is a leftists lunatic. Better yet show support, wish them well and pray for them to tough it out in this state so if the opportunity arises they can separate or defeat the tyrants in Sacramento.
Posted by: JROD at October 14, 2021 03:04 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: GnuBreed
As long as he can get the rare earth minerals from Chyna, he's golden.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 14, 2021 03:04 PM (OCTRt)
Don't know where I will get Hallmark greeting cards after...
Posted by: CA denizen at October 14, 2021 03:03 PM (aAP3z)
Don't send any. Saves time and money.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 14, 2021 03:04 PM (y7KuV)
https://bit.ly/3BI8OkF
Says the abusive spouse to the abused, "Why are you making this a big deal? I didn't hit you that hard. You're driving us apart."
Posted by: bonhomme at October 14, 2021 03:04 PM (UW2ZS)
It's similar to NASCAR in a way. A lot of the personalities have been forcibly removed so that no one is bothered or offended, and no one cares to watch any longer because there aren't many personalities to embrace.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Listen to this SC doctor tell you about ivermectin, spoilers, only two deaths at October 14, 2021 03:05 PM (jaQXh)
https://youtu.be/WAj_WlH3J6Q
Checkmate !
https://tinyurl.com/3tuxxxe4
Posted by: Gunslinger at October 14, 2021 02:56 PM (R2gO3)
---------------------
You win the hand.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 14, 2021 03:05 PM (DNJiU)
Posted by: Ian S. at October 14, 2021 03:05 PM (ZGrMX)
plus, all my woke neighbors will have to either pay market rates to a big company that can afford all the bullshit, or tend their own damn yards themselves.
either way, i'm ROTFLMMFAO because they voted for this shit.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 14, 2021 03:05 PM (ueP5K)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 14, 2021 02:59 PM (bY+8h)
__________
Or 3342 cubic feet.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2021 03:01 PM (/U27+)
...and in cubits?
*obligatory*
Posted by: Noah at October 14, 2021 03:05 PM (RoIW/)
Posted by: Kindltot
The bottleneck *IS* California.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 14, 2021 03:05 PM (nwVkH)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 14, 2021 03:02 PM (wAnMi)
And presumably give them crayons and coloring books and a nice quiet breakroom so they don't accidentally inconvenience any thieves.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 14, 2021 03:05 PM (P4LRL)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at October 14, 2021
***
People here in Lousy-ana are the same way. Hurricane after hurricane, but naw, can't give up that food and music, "It's just so beautiful," et cetera ad nauseam. Barf.
(Why am *I* still here? One word: money. Or maybe 2 words, "money" and "job." Once I retire and am no longer tied down to a specific place, that squeal you're gonna hear is my tires as I launch myself outta here.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 14, 2021 03:05 PM (/XOcP)
But, hey, food and music, right? Right?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 14, 2021 03:00 PM (/XOcP)
__________
Party-hearty layabouts who won't get off their dead asses and do something to improve themselves.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2021 03:06 PM (/U27+)
When are the best chefs not cooking over an open flame?
I'm pretty sure they are using gas ovens, gas grills, and probably griddles heated underneath by gas (but they could be electric....so coal or oil).
That's why I'm thinking that there's going to be a high-priced gourmet restaurant exception to this dictate.
Why should Newsom suffer?
Posted by: Axeman
Pros use gas. Always have. Easiest to regulate heat.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 14, 2021 03:06 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 14, 2021 03:06 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Ben Had
___
Leave Saturday.
Looking forward to spending time with daughter while in Killeen.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 14, 2021 03:06 PM (SJblX)
as opposed to just one year ago when "the Trump vaccine was troubling"
Fuck them.
Posted by: sven at October 14, 2021 03:06 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: flounder at October 14, 2021 03:07 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Listen to this SC doctor tell you about ivermectin, spoilers, only two deaths at October 14, 2021 03:07 PM (jaQXh)
Berry and Jerry fighting over who drank the most banana daiquiris
https://tinyurl.com/yermetdr
Some funny stuff in the replies!
Posted by: Tami at October 14, 2021 03:07 PM (cF8AT)
https://tinyurl.com/yvy5pwe9
Posted by: Ma Duece at October 14, 2021 03:07 PM (0dmP2)
----------------------------------
OMG! Even I've only ever had 14 pints [of beer] in an evening!!!! Oh, the huge manatees!!!
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 14, 2021 03:07 PM (UHVv4)
I am here to train soldiers, and won't be a month longer than that.
Posted by: sven at October 14, 2021 03:08 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2021 03:01 PM (/U27+)
...and in cubits? ...
Posted by: Noah at October 14, 2021 03:05 PM (RoIW/)
++++
A Roman cubit was 17.5 inches, or 1.4583 feet.
3342 / 2291.7
So about 2,292 cubic cubits.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 14, 2021 03:08 PM (DU+/6)
**
Absolutely. Same as the battery powered lawn equipment.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Listen to this SC doctor tell you about ivermectin, spoilers, only two deaths at October 14, 2021 03:08 PM (jaQXh)
Posted by: JROD
Amen.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 14, 2021 03:08 PM (xEjFe)
I love the people, the mechanic here probably saved my life-rescued me spiritually anyway when I was at a low ebb.
Posted by: sven at October 14, 2021 03:08 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 14, 2021 03:05 PM (nwVkH)
Sphincter.
Posted by: flounder at October 14, 2021 03:08 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 14, 2021 03:01 PM (DNJiU)
=====
Yeah, not the kid. The policy.
Posted by: 6-4-3 at October 14, 2021 03:08 PM (R6xOg)
When you get what you
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at October 14, 2021 03:09 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: flounder at October 14, 2021 03:07 PM (KnJdm)
---
The "Asian" dish that is not actually Asian. (It was made for Americans)
Posted by: Axeman at October 14, 2021 03:09 PM (XHhHI)
Stand up ride ons are $30K and last about 6 hours in perfect conditions.
Sit down zero turns (what most pros use to knock out a dozen yards a day) are $57K and last 3 (three) hours in perfect conditions.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Listen to this SC doctor tell you about ivermectin, spoilers, only two deaths at October 14, 2021 02:49 PM (jaQXh)
I looked at one at Home Depot yesterday. 5 grand for a Club Cadet ZT.
https://thd.co/3aDJ1hH
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 14, 2021 03:09 PM (yQpMk)
Not a pink one.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 14, 2021 02:50 PM (CWsoX)
My daughter was/is the ultimate girl - stuffed animals everywhere, even to this day. When she finally went off to play golf, it was never an athlete thing or a boy thing, she did it because you simply had to do something besides just play dress up.
But a lot of the older ladies in golf, the "tournament ladies", still from back in the "day" - they made it uncomfortable for her. She's had more than her share of "you have beautiful eyes" come-ons in these pro-am things.
Nowadays, in college at least, its much more a chick/girl thing to do than it was back then, and she's happier with it. She'll always be too much of a girls' girl to lift heavy weights or get into that super competitive drive to score low against the competition. But at least it isn't as "manly" for girls as the sport used to be. Sadly, less boys seem to play it, being of the Soi-Variety pack now. They shy away when she asks them to go out on the course...they just want to play putt-putt or see an art film...ugh.
Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2021 03:09 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: Kindltot
1. Customs
2. Labor
3. Trucks
Longshoremen are union. Cali covid regs shut a lot down. California has regulated non fleet trucks to five gigs a month. There's not enough fleet vehicles. Swift and JB Hunt can only crash so many.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 14, 2021 03:09 PM (OCTRt)
You misspelled "induction", but not everyone's cooked with that miracle yet so I get it.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 14, 2021 03:09 PM (ZGrMX)
I'll take things that didn't happen for $600, Alex
Posted by: Dale the peasant
This is their MO. Like the daughter of George Stephanopoulos who claimed his 14 year old daughter Cried!! the night Trump won the election. Seems she was distraught that Trump was going to make abortion illegal.
Sure.
Posted by: Cheri at October 14, 2021 03:09 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 14, 2021 03:05 PM (nwVkH)
---
Don't even think about it!
Posted by: Snake Plisskin at October 14, 2021 03:09 PM (XHhHI)
Like, I now have two copies of Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein. It's in the Frankenstein and the Dracula set (though not the Wolf Man set, which seems weird). Also, I have two copies of Frankenstein meets the Wolf Man (one in each).
I'm probably gonna do the Universal Monster Movies for next Halloween. Not this Halloween.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 14, 2021 03:10 PM (LvTSG)
//Mexifornian
Uh dude your crotch has bled five gallons of blood today that is not even possible.....
//American
Posted by: sven at October 14, 2021 03:10 PM (Lzpvj)
https://thd.co/3aDJ1hH
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
$7k for a Toro zero turn at Home Depot.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 14, 2021 03:10 PM (OCTRt)
----------------------------------
The French Laundry exemption.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 14, 2021 03:11 PM (UHVv4)
***
See if you can find the manual and if you can cut in the rain. Also recharging times (overnight I'm betting).
Between the battery life and the dampness restrictions, you can possibly take two to three days to cut your grass before the batteries die and can't be replaced under warranty because the resources aren't there.
Ask me how I know about that last part I posted.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Listen to this SC doctor tell you about ivermectin, spoilers, only two deaths at October 14, 2021 03:11 PM (jaQXh)
Zero emissions? Mom, where does electricity come from?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 14, 2021 03:11 PM (r5BVk)
Girls are being raised to think if there's even the smallest amount of social pressure to refrain from doing something they're being forbidden to do that thing. And further that the only sensible reaction is to have the state step in and remove that social pressure.
Posted by: Ace's liver at October 14, 2021 03:11 PM (wGeit)
Amazon's the leader in crashing now, as I understand it, but it's more fun to make up funny acronyms for Swift (Stevie Wonder Institute of Fine Trucking, Sure Wish I'd Finished Training, etc).
Posted by: Ian S. at October 14, 2021 03:11 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: San Francisco at October 14, 2021 03:11 PM (v0R5T)
Come see me for more baby goats next year.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 14, 2021 02:58 PM (OCTRt)
That's great so long as your neighbor isn't a muzzie.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 14, 2021 03:11 PM (okGHj)
SWIFT-our secret is the nuts behind the wheel
Posted by: sven at October 14, 2021 03:12 PM (Lzpvj)
Sure.
Posted by: Cheri at October 14, 2021 03:09 PM (oiNtH)
Because the dream of all 14 year old girls is an unplanned pregnancy. LMAO.
Posted by: flounder at October 14, 2021 03:12 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Hurricane567 at October 14, 2021 03:12 PM (3Hu8O)
Posted by: gdgm+ at October 14, 2021 03:12 PM (HyPy9)
"This lithium-ion technology allows for full speed and consistent, high-powered performance until the moment the battery hits 0% charge."
Translation: It's staying where it dies and you are pushing that sucker back to the garage.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Listen to this SC doctor tell you about ivermectin, spoilers, only two deaths at October 14, 2021 03:12 PM (jaQXh)
The deadline to be fully inoculated is November 22
https://tinyurl.com/2535ed8c
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 14, 2021 03:12 PM (SJblX)
But, hey, food and music, right? Right?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 14, 2021
========
Does the hush puppy scent cut through it all?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 14, 2021
***
I haven't been to a restaurant that serves hush puppies in too many years, so I can't really answer that! I suppose the stench of beer probably hangs over everything around the bars, so there's that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 14, 2021 03:12 PM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Ace's liver at October 14, 2021 03:11 PM (wGeit)
Ridiculous. I was raised on the principle that if nobody said I couldn't then I could. And I did. And sometimes I did it even if they said no.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 14, 2021 03:13 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Moron Robbie
Outside of Alexandria.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 14, 2021 03:13 PM (OCTRt)
This is not hyperbole: in the liberal sector of the corporate media -- by far the largest and most dominant wing -- lying and disinformation are not prohibited or even frowned up. It's encouraged and rewarded, as long as it's directed at the ideological enemies of their audience.
YAAAS! Say it. This is what is happening. This isn't about "ooh they aren't following journalistic best practice" or whatever. They exist to go after their ideological enemies - i.e., us. And they will do anything in pursuit of that, including, perhaps especially, lying.
Posted by: blaster at October 14, 2021 03:13 PM (mbFEM)
The deadline to be fully inoculated is November 22
https://tinyurl.com/2535ed8c
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 14, 2021 03:12 PM (SJblX)
I, for one, will not miss them.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 14, 2021 03:14 PM (okGHj)
Sometime between 1/6 and 1/20 Trump should've blanket pardoned all non-violent offenses at the Capitol.
Posted by: DaveA at October 14, 2021 03:14 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 14, 2021 03:13 PM (okGHj)
The past is another country.
Posted by: Ace's liver at October 14, 2021 03:14 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Listen to this SC doctor tell you about ivermectin, spoilers, only two deaths at October 14, 2021 03:14 PM (jaQXh)
Posted by: klaftern at October 14, 2021 03:15 PM (taPSh)
.......
because she saw Melania and knew she didn't stand a chance with him.
Posted by: wth at October 14, 2021 03:15 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: tcn in AK
___
Considering that I don't fly, neither will I.
But there's gonna be a lot more pissed-off travelers during the busiest travel time of the year.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 14, 2021 03:16 PM (lTC1F)
I feel like that's the real reason white females hate DJT more than any other demographic.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 14, 2021 03:17 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 14, 2021 03:11 PM (r5BVk)
Colorado and Nevada.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at October 14, 2021 03:18 PM (uhPTO)
https://youtu.be/avM_UsVo0IA
Posted by: flounder at October 14, 2021 02:58 PM (KnJdm)
Muse is great, nice choice
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 14, 2021 03:18 PM (V6f9+)
The thing about funding drops for public school system is that while costs often get reported on a per pupil basis, the systems tend to operate at marginal cost/savings (1 more or 1 less student) of essentially zero.
The savings associated with 3500 fewer students this year won't be much of anything (they likely won't close any schools or even layoff teachers or administrators this year, they'll just hope for a bailout at some point ... and they'll probably get it).
Posted by: Match Checksout at October 14, 2021 03:18 PM (dYe5S)
Posted by: Eat The Eloi at October 14, 2021 03:20 PM (BvNzB)
Posted by: red speck at October 14, 2021 03:22 PM (gS3OW)
Heh...my daughter is so apolitical. I teased her last year that she didn't even know who was the President.
"I do so! John Biden, and everyone knows he has diphtheria!"
4 years of an expensive Lib Arts college, down the drain.
Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2021 03:23 PM (5iUNf)
---------------------
Every one of these gender-based activities is based on a lie. How is any toy in any store off limits to any child regardless whether boy or girl? Assistants are happy to sell you anything you want.
This is all projection by sick karens.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at October 14, 2021 03:27 PM (4cXAQ)
Posted by: MikeN at October 14, 2021 03:33 PM (YiiH3)
"Now yous can't leave."
Posted by: SMFH at October 14, 2021 03:35 PM (u/7wY)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 14, 2021 03:49 PM (iBzox)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at October 14, 2021 04:09 PM (nRMeC)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at October 14, 2021 05:09 PM (wGqjj)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 14, 2021 03:12 PM (/XOcP)
Go to Parker's BBQ in Wilson NC. The BBQ is great, just like the old time South vibe* The fried chicken is better than the bbq if that is possible. The hush puppies have another name and they are legit out of this world. Basically,a tourist would want to package the whole damn thing on the way out.
Posted by: Quint at October 14, 2021 05:10 PM (z2GUH)
Parents are fleeing the City, those who stay can use the still fine and extensive network of Catholic Schools. SFUSD enrollment has well below 50% of the population under 18. Finances are so bad, the state will oversee the district like in Oakland.
Posted by: standfast24 at October 14, 2021 05:29 PM (Vz9zv)
Posted by: Harry at October 14, 2021 11:36 PM (EcD5Y)
Processing 0.06, elapsed 0.0626 seconds.
14 queries taking 0.0223 seconds, 537 records returned.
Page size 277 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.
Real Clear Politics
Gallup
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement
Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band
AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection
AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)