Southwest Sick Out Cafe

9 That tik tok chick in the last post deserves the Nobel Peace prize. Instead of using the military, we should just restructure society to cooperate. Wow. Blown away. Why didn't anybody think of that in the entirety of human existence?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 11, 2021 06:36 PM (0ryfU)

10 Inmates have "seized near total control over entire units" at New York City's infamous Rikers Island jail, a report details. Mayor Bill de Blasio (D) has long claimed he will shutter the jail and build prisons in New York City neighborhoods to house inmates.

BB

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 11, 2021 06:36 PM (Iy8Rs)

11 wow. Top 10? I may lose my apprenticeship.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 11, 2021 06:36 PM (Y+l9t)

12 Good evening, horde.

Posted by: April-dash my lace wigs! at October 11, 2021 06:36 PM (OX9vb)

13
Dachshunds: more guts than sense.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2021 06:36 PM (/U27+)

14 We have abound cat and I swear she echo locates when she walks around. It's like a continuous trill.

Posted by: f'd at October 11, 2021 06:37 PM (Tnijr)

15 On the Husky video, I'd have a new sign on my front yard
Anyone want a dog?

Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2021 06:37 PM (2JoB8)

16 Arthropods.

Why does it always have to be arthropods.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 11, 2021 06:37 PM (VxC1e)

17 Doggy is cute!
Got my chiweenie tp chase little shrimp trapped in a tidal pool the other day/ OK, more of a stadoff -- he leaned in to see what all the darting movement was about and they all frozen in tight formation. Too small and fast to chase.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2021 06:37 PM (bDqIh)

18 What is an abound cat?

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 11, 2021 06:37 PM (Iy8Rs)

19 Giant Weiner Dog!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 11, 2021 06:37 PM (63Dwl)

20 We are SO happy not to see bats.

Posted by: Mosquitos at October 11, 2021 06:37 PM (a3Q+t)

21 Imma sickout and I'm not even a pilot.

Posted by: scottst at October 11, 2021 06:38 PM (ojBxe)

22 Good thing there is some Inman, or I was gonna do a sickout.

*So much for I'll be taking a light day in protest.*

Eh, ace? Thanks for a great day of content.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 11, 2021 06:38 PM (F0YaR)

23 What is an abound cat?
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 11, 2021 06:37 PM

Abound $20, same as in town.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 11, 2021 06:38 PM (a3Q+t)

24 That dachshund had better be careful. That crab appears to have some martial arts training.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 11, 2021 06:38 PM (VxC1e)

25 now that we're past 20:

Anyone have a recommendation for a free chess app for android phones? I've got a meeting tomorrow that will have no real effect on anything other than documentation and don't respect the person leading it, so f*ck it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - you want to listen to this SC doctor tell you about ivermectin at October 11, 2021 06:39 PM (nMXLX)

26 That tik tok chick in the last post deserves the Nobel Peace prize.

**********

She struck me as someone who'd make great target practice to test out new rubber bullets.

Posted by: The UnVaxxed Who We Do Not Speak Of at October 11, 2021 06:39 PM (hQVBP)

27 24 That dachshund had better be careful. That crab appears to have some martial arts training.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 11, 2021 06:38 PM (VxC1e)

Or it is trying to do a statue of liberty pose.

Wrong arm, crab!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 06:39 PM (kBuGL)

28 We have a blind cat and I swear she echo locates when she walks around. It's like a continuous trill.

Posted by: f'd at October 11, 2021 06:39 PM (Tnijr)

29 Arthropods.

Why does it always have to be arthropods.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 11, 2021 06:37 PM (VxC1e)

Cheaper than bats, and moar recipes too.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 11, 2021 06:40 PM (F0YaR)

30 Sometimes she abounds about.

Posted by: f'd at October 11, 2021 06:40 PM (Tnijr)

31 Deja vu is a glitch in the Matrix. It happens when they change something.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 06:40 PM (kBuGL)

32 It does look like the crab is holding up some sort of tiny weapon.

Posted by: wth at October 11, 2021 06:41 PM (v0R5T)

33 That dog peeing in the toilet.

Nice.

He flushes and puts the seat down.

Good doggeh.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 11, 2021 06:41 PM (haWye)

34 I had to help my Silas kitty cross the rainbow bridge today. His kidneys failed and he wasn't able to eat anymore. 12 years old, and not an angry bone in his body. I can't recall him ever hissing or growling about anything. I'll send a picture to the pet thread.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 11, 2021 06:41 PM (0ryfU)

35 I have a mini dachshund who once cornered a possum twice his size. If an ant comes near him he'll run away.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 11, 2021 06:41 PM (kTF2Z)

36 My wife would say the dog puts the seat down better than me. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 11, 2021 06:42 PM (IHyjr)

37 Sorry Cat Ass Trophy.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - you want to listen to this SC doctor tell you about ivermectin at October 11, 2021 06:42 PM (nMXLX)

38 Sorry to hear that CAT.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 11, 2021 06:42 PM (mD/uy)

39 Goat has me cracking up so will end it there.
Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2021 06:42 PM (2JoB8)

40 Drat, looks like everything on Twitter again, which I can't see with Brave. Still, it keeps hostile scripts off, so I guess I have to cope.

Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at October 11, 2021 06:42 PM (JJatH)

41 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 11, 2021 06:41 PM (0ryfU)

Sorry to hear that, man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 06:43 PM (kBuGL)

42 I love the turnbuckle cat vid. I could watch that on a loop for hours.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 11, 2021 06:43 PM (2DOZq)

43 Night skip.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 06:43 PM (kBuGL)

44 I had to help my Silas kitty cross the rainbow bridge today. His kidneys failed and he wasn't able to eat anymore. 12 years old, and not an angry bone in his body. I can't recall him ever hissing or growling about anything. I'll send a picture to the pet thread.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 11, 2021 06:41 PM (0ryfU)

It's Horrible losing a fur child. Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 11, 2021 06:43 PM (IHyjr)

45 Hello everyone. It was a beautiful Indigenous Summer in my neck of the woods today.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at October 11, 2021 06:43 PM (Dc2NZ)

46 My wife would say the dog puts the seat down better than me. LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 11, 2021 06:42 PM

You're a Captain now. RHIThat's what sideboys are for.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 11, 2021 06:44 PM (a3Q+t)

47 Husky dogs need a TON of attention and exercise. They need to be worked. Otherwise they get bored and destructive. It isn't the dog's fault. Obviously the human had no idea what he was getting into with the breed.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 11, 2021 06:44 PM (bUT7U)

48 My wife would say the dog puts the seat down better than me. LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 11, 2021 06:42 PM

You're a Captain now. Tell her RHIP.

If that doesn't work, that's what sideboys are for.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 11, 2021 06:45 PM (a3Q+t)

49 Deja vu twice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 06:45 PM (kBuGL)

50 Condolences, CAT. Silas is frolicking in fields of catnip.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at October 11, 2021 06:45 PM (Dc2NZ)

51 And sorry about your kitteh, CAT. That sucks.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 11, 2021 06:46 PM (bUT7U)

52 Condolensces, Cat Ass Trophy! Sounds like Silas was an excellent cat.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2021 06:47 PM (bDqIh)

53 whaddaya mean good boy? He didn't flush!

Posted by: Kindltot at October 11, 2021 06:48 PM (KbLYZ)

54 My female cat won't shut up and my male cat just nods.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 11, 2021 06:48 PM (2DOZq)

55 Dunno how the meaty chick in the fast food slapdown didn't suffer a wardrobe malfunction. She seems nice, tho.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 11, 2021 06:49 PM (vf1Ls)

56 @Robbie, the one I have is called Chess for Android from the Google Play store. Works fine for me, but I'm not a great chess player.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 11, 2021 06:50 PM (BMmaB)

57 condolences, C A T, sad to hear that.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at October 11, 2021 06:50 PM (jDHSU)

58 whaddaya mean good boy? He didn't flush!
Posted by: Kindltot at October 11, 2021 06:48 PM (KbLYZ)

Watch to the end.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 11, 2021 06:51 PM (yQpMk)

59 Sorry to hear you lost your pet Cat.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 11, 2021 06:51 PM (nwVkH)

60 Speaking of animals, I unfairly besmirched that PetCo commercial. I thought they were saying crazy people should buy pets. No, the guy going crazy is supposed to BE the pet. Go to PetCo to buy stuff to help alleviate separation anxiety.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 11, 2021 06:51 PM (d9FiS)

61 34 I had to help my Silas kitty cross the rainbow bridge today. His kidneys failed and he wasn't able to eat anymore. 12 years old, and not an angry bone in his body. I can't recall him ever hissing or growling about anything. I'll send a picture to the pet thread.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 11, 2021 06:41 PM (0ryfU)
********
Oh no. I am so very sorry for your loss.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 11, 2021 06:52 PM (NpAcC)

62 Omg hubby must NEVER see that vid of the german shepherd peeing in the toilet
The last thing I need is him trying to train doggeh to do that

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (YZG/i) at October 11, 2021 06:52 PM (YZG/i)

63 Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at October 11, 2021 06:43 PM (Dc2NZ)

LOL. Well done!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 11, 2021 06:53 PM (ueGNX)

64 Cat Ass, I am so sorry about Silas

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (YZG/i) at October 11, 2021 06:54 PM (YZG/i)

65 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 11, 2021 06:41 PM (0ryfU)

Sorry about the death of your furry family member. It's always very. very hard to put them to sleep even when it's the right thing to do. I've always cried-a lot.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 11, 2021 06:55 PM (ueGNX)

66 So many pups. So cute!

Posted by: G. Gnome will not comply at October 11, 2021 06:55 PM (OQcPl)

67 I'd like to see the bizarre cat vocalization cats video mashed up with Disturbed-Down With A Sickness.

Can someone make that happen?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 11, 2021 06:55 PM (7F9te)

68
Speaking of animals, I killed what was likely a baby copperhead that had slithered into the garage a couple of hours ago.

I wasn't really sure, but it was close enough looking to a copperhead that I killed it quickly.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 11, 2021 06:55 PM (Mzdiz)

69 If you're one of the few over-30s here, AND your employer is mandating the jab, you should check this out:

https://tinyurl.com/4x2djkjh

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 11, 2021 06:57 PM (a3Q+t)

70 @Robbie, the one I have is called Chess for Android from the Google Play store. Works fine for me, but I'm not a great chess player.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon

**

Thanks, that sounds exactly my level. I've never been very good at it but I still enjoy it. I figured before I downloaded one and got barraged with ads and a crappy game/interface I'd ask, so I certainly appreciate the response.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - you want to listen to this SC doctor tell you about ivermectin at October 11, 2021 06:58 PM (nMXLX)

71 That top photo makes me hungry. Surf and Turf!

Posted by: Obama at October 11, 2021 06:59 PM (RoIW/)

72 > Bizarre cat vocalizations.

Pretty normal in my experience. That's the sound my kitties make when they want to murder something out of reach.

Posted by: bitblt at October 11, 2021 06:59 PM (1i/2c)

73 I wasn't really sure, but it was close enough looking to a copperhead that I killed it quickly.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 11, 2021 06:55 PM (Mzdiz)

**

That's my approach on certain things, copperheads and rattlesnakes and black widows, mainly. Our property is Switzerland for the most part, but if you show up and I know you're a killer, or if you build a home and start acting aggressively, I won't tolerate it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - you want to listen to this SC doctor tell you about ivermectin at October 11, 2021 07:00 PM (nMXLX)

74 Condolences, C. A. T..

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 11, 2021 07:00 PM (LBiAf)

75 Jeopardy champ lost after 38 wins and well over $1 million. Two good opponents and sciency categories that were not his thing.

He was amazing to watch.

Posted by: JM in Florida at October 11, 2021 07:01 PM (HCeRP)

76 It's not the husky's fault. According to the pet store adverts on television, he just needs to adjust to the new normal,with toys and treats and stuff.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at October 11, 2021 07:02 PM (oWBc3)

77 So, grandsons have not been in school since Thursday due to Columbus Day and a teacher conferences on Friday. Today, kid1 gets an email that a kid in first grade (not even in the grandson's room) has mild covid like symptoms. So he'll be home for the rest of the week. 1st grade will resume on Monday, if kids are well.

Posted by: CN at October 11, 2021 07:02 PM (ONvIw)

78 Happy "my cat will eat your eyeball" day.

You're welcome. Now sit down and shut up.

You and your fucking animals. Sheesh.

- Lord cat... eater of everything, yacker of all.

Posted by: Eyeball Eatin' Kitty Wrangler at October 11, 2021 07:03 PM (BFigT)

79 Caesar North of the Rubicon

**

Just played a very aggressive speed game and it seems perfect for what I'm looking for. Thanks again.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - you want to listen to this SC doctor tell you about ivermectin at October 11, 2021 07:03 PM (nMXLX)

80 That father who was bruised and arrested at a school district meeting, turns out his daughter was sexually assaulted by a ~~boy~~ ~~transgirl~~ freakazoid in the girls room and the school covered it up. Small price to pay for equity.

https://bit.ly/2YI5zvi

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 11, 2021 07:04 PM (d9FiS)

81 Jeopardy champ lost after 38 wins and well over $1 million. Two good opponents and sciency categories that were not his thing.

He was amazing to watch.

Posted by: JM

No spoiler alert!

Don't worry I will not break the news to Mrs AZ_D.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 11, 2021 07:04 PM (nwVkH)

82 Today, kid1 gets an email that a kid in first grade (not even in the grandson's room) has mild covid like symptoms.

**

Remember when that was just 1st grade?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - you want to listen to this SC doctor tell you about ivermectin at October 11, 2021 07:04 PM (nMXLX)

83 Yeah, but can that dog take a leak in the horse trailer?

Posted by: Eromero at October 11, 2021 07:05 PM (0OP+5)

84 #Freedomflu trending on Twitter. Seems to be gaining momentum. It's like that picture of the one guy in the crowd with his arms crossed while everyone else salutes. The SW pilots started something.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 11, 2021 07:05 PM (Y+l9t)

85 Sorry, CAT. It's very painful to lose a furry family member. Condolences to all your family

Posted by: CN at October 11, 2021 07:05 PM (ONvIw)

86 Jeopardy champ lost after 38 wins and well over $1 million. Two good opponents and sciency categories that were not his thing.

He was amazing to watch.

Posted by: JM in Florida at October 11, 2021 07:01 PM (HCeRP)

Thanks for the spoiler. It's on here now...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 11, 2021 07:05 PM (ZSK0i)

87 also the part where they send everyone home even though the kid isn't in the same room is where you know it's a racket. There's either money involved, vacation/break for the teachers involved, or both.

Otherwise why is the school open in any capacity whatsoever?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - you want to listen to this SC doctor tell you about ivermectin at October 11, 2021 07:06 PM (nMXLX)

88 Sure. If I piss with the seat down I'm the one in the doghouse.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 11, 2021 07:06 PM (cLSev)

89 The puggle. He's my Ed's doppelg�nger.

Posted by: LASue at October 11, 2021 07:06 PM (Ed8Zd)

90 Otherwise why is the school open in any capacity whatsoever?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - you want to listen to this SC doctor tell you about ivermectin at October 11, 2021 07:06 PM (nMXLX)

This is a private school. btw. And this is what the state told them they had to do. And it's just the first grade. Older grandson is going this week

Posted by: CN at October 11, 2021 07:08 PM (ONvIw)

91 So I keep hearing the airline and government representatives assure me that it's scheduling issues and everything is fine and perfectly normal and it has nothing to do with any type of coordinated call-in COVID strike by workers who would prefer to not be required to get an abortion - sorry, vaccination, but that photo of the Gadsden flag hanging out of a plane cockpit is real, isn't it?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - you want to listen to this SC doctor tell you about ivermectin at October 11, 2021 07:09 PM (nMXLX)

92
Oh man, this thing is a package of madness. Just bursting at the seams with "21st Century Former America-ness."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 11, 2021 07:09 PM (cTqLg)

93
Thanks for the spoiler. It's on here now...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent

James Bond is mort, btw.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 11, 2021 07:09 PM (zpDRV)

94 Whoops, link:

https://heavy.com/news/terra-field/

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 11, 2021 07:09 PM (cTqLg)

95 Watching a silly show with this great dialogue:

We have to deal with __ & his gang.
Yeah, let's kill those assholes!
That won't solve the problem.
But -- we'll have killed some assholes.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (YZG/i) at October 11, 2021 07:09 PM (YZG/i)

96 Otherwise why is the school open in any capacity whatsoever?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - you want to listen to this SC doctor tell you about ivermectin at October 11, 2021 07:06 PM (nMXLX)

My current theory is that teachers who have to teach students proper behavior like sitting still and raising their hands either get off on it or are so indoctrinated themselves they never think about what they ordered to do.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 11, 2021 07:09 PM (KbLYZ)

97 Thanks for the spoiler. It's on here now...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent

James Bond is mort, btw.
Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 11, 2021 07:09 PM (zpDRV)

Also, Bruce Willis was a ghost all along.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 07:10 PM (kBuGL)

98 So, I got one of those American Front line doctor consults that are all the rage with Congress. I'll be getting a call from a pharmacy soon to mail me my supply.

Posted by: CN at October 11, 2021 07:10 PM (ONvIw)

99 This is a private school. btw. And this is what the state told them they had to do. And it's just the first grade. Older grandson is going this week
Posted by: CN at October 11, 2021 07:08 PM (ONvIw)

**

Yeah, but it's still absurd at how everything is arbitrary. It's the same as last year when a college football coach would have to sit out for a game because he was quarantined after a positive test but his team could go play.

I guess he wasn't in the same room or around any of the players. Or something.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - you want to listen to this SC doctor tell you about ivermectin at October 11, 2021 07:11 PM (nMXLX)

100 Sorry CAT. I lost my 15 year old dog a month ago. Wish I could say a month makes it easier. We're looking for another now.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 11, 2021 07:11 PM (iDcra)

101 Sorry about Silas. I lost a really sweet cat to kidney failure. It's tough.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 11, 2021 07:11 PM (5HBd1)

102 Dang, C.A.T. Sorry for your loss.

Posted by: Eromero at October 11, 2021 07:11 PM (0OP+5)

103
Sorry about Silas, Cat Buttocks.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 11, 2021 07:11 PM (zpDRV)

104 Thanks for the spoiler. It's on here now...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent

James Bond is mort, btw.
Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 11, 2021 07:09 PM (zpDRV)

Also, Bruce Willis was a ghost all along.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 07:10 PM (k

Timmy was rescued from the well.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 11, 2021 07:12 PM (68WvR)

105 I guess he wasn't in the same room or around any of the players. Or something.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - you want to listen to this SC doctor tell you about ivermectin at October 11, 2021 07:11 PM (nMXLX)

Apparently both 1st grade classes share a recess period. It's outside, but the state insisted. Why get the school closed over 4 days

Posted by: CN at October 11, 2021 07:12 PM (ONvIw)

106 Hah ! Miami is firing former HPD Police Chief Acevedo after just six months: He will probably go work for Biden. What a douchebag.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 11, 2021 07:12 PM (2DOZq)

107 This past weekend it was energy drinks that had virtually nothing on the shelves. It was all Mango shit. I hate mango.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 07:13 PM (kBuGL)

108
Darth Vader is Luke's pop.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 11, 2021 07:13 PM (zpDRV)

109 So, I got one of those American Front line doctor consults that are all the rage with Congress. I'll be getting a call from a pharmacy soon to mail me my supply.
Posted by: CN at October 11, 2021 07:10 PM (ONvIw)

**

Prices have skyrocketed. My last RX was over $7 per pill, and insurance isn't covering it any more.

The FLCCC site confirmed that the veterinary paste and 1% injectable (consumable for us) is safe and the 1% is probably the most ideal option if you have to go that direction, so don't be too bothered if you can't easily get it or it's wildly expensive.

valleyvet.com

Posted by: Moron Robbie - you want to listen to this SC doctor tell you about ivermectin at October 11, 2021 07:14 PM (nMXLX)

110 Thanks for the spoiler. It's on here now...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent

James Bond is mort, btw.
Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 11, 2021 07:09 PM (zpDRV)

Also, Bruce Willis was a ghost all along.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 07:10 PM (k

Timmy was rescued from the well.
Posted by: Beartooth

Vader is Luke's FATHER!!!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (YZG/i) at October 11, 2021 07:14 PM (YZG/i)

111 Rosebud was just a sled.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 07:15 PM (kBuGL)

112 A weird trend at work is young people going on all day about their kids. What they're doing, what they're feeding them, how they're doing in school, who they play with, how they're raising them. All damned day.

Also. Their kids are all cats.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 11, 2021 07:16 PM (cLSev)

113 Nice mongoose!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 11, 2021 07:16 PM (OssQ4)

114
Brandon Stark is the king at the end.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 11, 2021 07:16 PM (zpDRV)

115 Frodo loses a finger.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 07:17 PM (kBuGL)

116 The FLCCC site confirmed that the veterinary paste and 1% injectable (consumable for us) is safe and the 1% is probably the most ideal option if you have to go that direction, so don't be too bothered if you can't easily get it or it's wildly expensive.

valleyvet.com
Posted by: Moron Robbie - you want to listen to this SC doctor tell you about ivermectin at October 11, 2021 07:14 PM (nMXLX)

I have a few tubes of paste and will gladly use it.

Posted by: CN at October 11, 2021 07:17 PM (ONvIw)

117 Straight up props to Miami for figuring out what Houston and San Antonio couldn't - Acevedo is a dick.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at October 11, 2021 07:17 PM (oWBc3)

118
btw, I rewatched a lot Game of Thrones youtube videos dunking on the series' last two seasons, just because they're so good.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 11, 2021 07:18 PM (zpDRV)

119 Also, Bruce Willis was a ghost all along.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 07:10 PM (k

Timmy was rescued from the well.
Posted by: Beartooth

Vader is Luke's FATHER!!!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (YZG/i) at October 11, 2021 07:14 PM (YZG/i)

Dorothy never left home.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 11, 2021 07:18 PM (axyOa)

120 Charlton Heston is on Earth.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 07:18 PM (kBuGL)

121
I wasn't really sure, but it was close enough looking to a copperhead that I killed it quickly.
Posted by: publius
---------

That is so specist.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 11, 2021 07:18 PM (fSmfa)

122 >>I have a few tubes of paste and will gladly use it.
Posted by: CN

mmm..paste.

Posted by: F Joe Biden at October 11, 2021 07:18 PM (HQ9Sl)

123 The pirates of the Carribbean are all zombies

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 11, 2021 07:18 PM (KZzsI)

124 I wish I could train my sons to pee in the toilet that neatly then flush....

Posted by: lin-duh at October 11, 2021 07:18 PM (UUBmN)

125 Thanks for the spoiler. It's on here now...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent

James Bond is mort, btw.
Posted by: S'oothsay'er

Also, Bruce Willis was a ghost all along.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Timmy was rescued from the well.
Posted by: Beartooth

Dorothy dreamt it all.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 11, 2021 07:19 PM (mD/uy)

126 I have a few tubes of paste and will gladly use it.

**

(fistbump)

I just looked at the valleyvet website again. They've got it in stock, 12 tubes for $95 (not great but not horrible, but at least it's available). The funniest part is they now have this at the page:

"Please note: Item #44600 and #44601 will be limited to 48 tubes per customer per month."

I bet people are making big money re-selling it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - you want to listen to this SC doctor tell you about ivermectin at October 11, 2021 07:19 PM (nMXLX)

127 Excellent video from Juan, a pilot who I respect concerning SWA, the union....and the vaccine.

'...this vaccine is simply the match which will light...'

Worth the several minutes to watch.

https://tinyurl.com/n7tx8dma

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at October 11, 2021 07:19 PM (3D/fK)

128 Damn you Diogenes!!

I was too slow

Posted by: Tonypete at October 11, 2021 07:19 PM (mD/uy)

129 John Wayne shot him.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 07:20 PM (kBuGL)

130 Also. Their kids are all cats.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 11, 2021 07:16 PM (cLSev)

Back when I had employees I had one that used to do that all day long, except her kids were basset hounds. Fail to understand why people don't get that when you are at work I'm paying you to work - not talk about your kids, cats, or basset hounds. On more than one occasion I was accused of being heartless, oh well.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at October 11, 2021 07:20 PM (lVlF/)

131 119 Also, Bruce Willis was a ghost all along.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 07:10 PM (k

Timmy was rescued from the well.
Posted by: Beartooth

Vader is Luke's FATHER!!!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (YZG/i) at October 11, 2021 07:14 PM (YZG/i)

Dorothy never left home.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 11, 2021 07:18 PM (axyOa)

the dead soldiers "wife" was a tranny!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 11, 2021 07:20 PM (evAgx)

132 Darth THINKS he's Luke's pappy.

Posted by: klaftern at October 11, 2021 07:20 PM (taPSh)

133 Soylent Green is people

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 11, 2021 07:20 PM (vf1Ls)

134 Titanic may have been sunk by an iceberg.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 11, 2021 07:20 PM (cLSev)

135 The Titanic sank.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 11, 2021 07:21 PM (kTF2Z)

136 In The Crying Game, the girl is a guy.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 11, 2021 07:21 PM (mD/uy)

137 Rhett leaves Scarlett

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at October 11, 2021 07:21 PM (oWBc3)

138 He was amazing to watch.

Posted by: JM in Florida at October 11, 2021 07:01 PM (HCeRP)

Matt Amodio. An incredible contestant. I wish I hadn't missed it, but postseason Red Sox. Hopefully its on DVR.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 11, 2021 07:21 PM (OssQ4)

139 Bilbo makes it back home.

Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 07:21 PM (OaZlZ)

140 Tony Perkins mom was dead

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at October 11, 2021 07:22 PM (oWBc3)

141 They end up eating Raoul

Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2021 07:22 PM (bDqIh)

142 Thanks for the spoiler. It's on here now...

James Bond is mort,

Also, Bruce Willis was a ghost all along.

Timmy was rescued from the well.

Vader is Luke's FATHER!!!

Hans Solo dies in The Force Awakens

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 11, 2021 07:22 PM (Y+l9t)

143 The cringey space commercials Kameltoe did with supposed students? The students were all child actors hired for the job.

Democrats are compulsive liars. They lie even when there's no reason to lie.

http://bitly.ws/hcxN

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 11, 2021 07:22 PM (sWM8x)

144
A lot of viewers say GoT was great for the first 4 seasons, but that isn't true. The whole series is garbage. Why?

Because it was all just random nihilsim.

Most of sat through season after season of pointlessness and ugliness because we thought there would be a "reason" for all of it, a payoff of justice, if you will. That never happened. The series ended with more random events talking place.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 11, 2021 07:22 PM (zpDRV)

145 has mild covid like symptoms
Posted by: CN
I hated school when I was young. I wonder if kids are going to game the system = Mommmm, I have a dry cough, cough, cough, you think I should go to schooool? Maybe you should call the principal? Mrs Fleming. I guess first graders are not usually so devious.

Posted by: MikeM at October 11, 2021 07:22 PM (5Y7fX)

146 Kubrick took drugs and Dave is Baby God

Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 07:22 PM (OaZlZ)

147 Jim Brown gets it in the end.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 11, 2021 07:23 PM (mD/uy)

148 Bruce did not blow up with the nuke.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 07:23 PM (kBuGL)

149 Arya kills the king of the white walkers

Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2021 07:23 PM (bDqIh)

150
Tucker just had a pilot on. It's funny, he can't say they're "striking", because that would be illegal work action (federal law, I think). So he has to go through the motion that he would never advocate such illegal job action, but yet we can just say no.

IOW, we're striking, but we can't say we're striking.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 11, 2021 07:23 PM (Mzdiz)

151 Shane doesn't come back.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 11, 2021 07:23 PM (F0YaR)

152 Trump won.

Posted by: Eromero at October 11, 2021 07:23 PM (0OP+5)

153 Gene Hackman doesn't make it out of the Poseidon, but amazingly Stella Stevens, Ernest Borgnine and the two insufferable kids do.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at October 11, 2021 07:24 PM (oWBc3)

154 Kevin Costner is Yuri.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 11, 2021 07:24 PM (kTF2Z)

155 Ripley was carrying.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 11, 2021 07:24 PM (nwVkH)

156 Old Yeller gets shot to death, as does Flag.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 11, 2021 07:24 PM (fSmfa)

157 Because it was all just random nihilsim.

Most of sat through season after season of pointlessness and ugliness because we thought there would be a "reason" for all of it, a payoff of justice, if you will. That never happened. The series ended with more random events talking place.
Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 11, 2021 07:22 PM (zpDRV)

*fistbump*

Books are windows into the author's soul. Guess what that says about ARRRRR Martin?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 07:24 PM (kBuGL)

158 I bet people are making big money re-selling it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - you want to listen to this SC doctor tell you about ivermectin at October 11, 2021 07:19 PM (nMXLX)

Definitely. Last dog show kid2 went to with Jasper, she noted that almost all the handlers and breeders had it around. And doggos get heartgard not horsepaste

Posted by: CN at October 11, 2021 07:25 PM (ONvIw)

159 Detective Callahan fired five shots.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 11, 2021 07:25 PM (mD/uy)

160 It's baseball post season? I didn;t watch a single game.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 11, 2021 07:25 PM (Y+l9t)

161 Verbal Kint is Keyser Sose

Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2021 07:25 PM (bDqIh)

162 I hated school when I was young. I wonder if kids are going to game the system = Mommmm, I have a dry cough, cough, cough, you think I should go to schooool? Maybe you should call the principal? Mrs Fleming. I guess first graders are not usually so devious.
Posted by: MikeM at October 11, 2021 07:22 PM (5Y7fX)

Sure they are. I was at that age.

Posted by: CN at October 11, 2021 07:26 PM (ONvIw)

163 Montana Morehead used to be Milton Morehead from Syasset

Posted by: squeakywheel at October 11, 2021 07:26 PM (UDSF6)

164 Debbie doesn't do all of Dallas...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 11, 2021 07:26 PM (Ja6KH)

165 Ben Hur wins the race.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 11, 2021 07:26 PM (fSmfa)

166 Josey Wales was the gray rider. He may go in peace.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 11, 2021 07:26 PM (kTF2Z)

167 Shane is fine though at the end. A bit of indigestion but that cleared up and then he took the lady and kid to an amusement park, rides stuffed animals, happily ever after.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 11, 2021 07:26 PM (cLSev)

168 She's a hookah!!
-- Kojak

Posted by: Tonypete at October 11, 2021 07:27 PM (mD/uy)

169 Frigging dog pisses in the bowl, flushes, and puts the seat down. I wonder if he can hold wrenches.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 11, 2021 07:27 PM (VwHCD)

170 Dr. Zhivago dies of a heart attack.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 11, 2021 07:27 PM (fSmfa)

171 Turns out, he was gay for snow sleds.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 11, 2021 07:27 PM (cLSev)

172 Detective Callahan fired five shots.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 11, 2021 07:25 PM (mD/uy)

Earlier in the movie, he fired 6.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 11, 2021 07:27 PM (F0YaR)

173 The Pale Rider was a ghost

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 11, 2021 07:28 PM (KZzsI)

174 That husky would be buried with the couch. They can be together for eternity.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 11, 2021 07:28 PM (VwHCD)

175 The aliens are allergic to water.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 07:28 PM (kBuGL)

176
Books are windows into the author's soul. Guess what that says about ARRRRR Martin?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

I do think Marrrtin is a fraud with no ability to properly finish a story, but the Show ran out of source material in the middle of season 5, I think. As bad as GRRM is, the HBO showrunners proved to be worthless when it came to imagination and writing.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 11, 2021 07:28 PM (zpDRV)

177 Books are windows into the author's soul. Guess what that says about ARRRRR Martin?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 07:24 PM

George "Rape Rape" Martin?

I never read any of it, or saw any of it. Funny how Tolkien didn't need rape and incest every other chapter. People will be reading LoTR long after Martin's tripe is forgotten.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 11, 2021 07:28 PM (OssQ4)

178 Earlier in the movie, he fired 6.

Posted by: GnuBreed

Scopio was a punkier punk.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 11, 2021 07:28 PM (vf1Ls)

179 Harry Potter kills Valdemort

Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2021 07:28 PM (bDqIh)

180 Here's a great review for horse paste: My 150 pound horse had chills. The horse took the 3 notches of Duramectin at 9 AM. By 3 PM of the same day, the chills were gone! The only problem is the horse got really happy and started running around the dining room table and neighing.

Posted by: CN at October 11, 2021 07:29 PM (ONvIw)

181 I never read any of it, or saw any of it. Funny how Tolkien didn't need rape and incest every other chapter. People will be reading LoTR long after Martin's tripe is forgotten.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 11, 2021 07:28 PM (OssQ4)

This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 07:29 PM (kBuGL)

182 My girlfriend in HS two aunts were really her half-sisters.

*found out at Christmas dinner*

That was a day, lemme tell you.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 11, 2021 07:29 PM (mD/uy)

183 116 The FLCCC site confirmed that the veterinary paste and 1% injectable (consumable for us) is safe and the 1% is probably the most ideal option if you have to go that direction, so don't be too bothered if you can't easily get it or it's wildly expensive.

valleyvet.com
Posted by: Moron Robbie - you want to listen to this SC doctor tell you about ivermectin at October 11, 2021 07:14 PM (nMXLX)

I have a few tubes of paste and will gladly use it.

Posted by: CN at October 11, 2021 07:17 PM (ONvIw)
-----------------------

Paste? That stuff is delicious!

Posted by: Stinkfinger Joe, President of The United...Thing at October 11, 2021 07:29 PM (lNHqD)

184 Wow...the things people train animals to do.

Now i understand the prime directive.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 11, 2021 07:29 PM (IMmgC)

185 Han shot first

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at October 11, 2021 07:29 PM (3D/fK)

186 168 She's a hookah!!
-- Kojak
Posted by: Tonypete at October 11, 2021 07:27 PM (mD/uy)

Jeeze, I forgot! I thought I was doing great with her!
-- Arthur

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 11, 2021 07:29 PM (DTX3h)

187 Spoiler alert: It's a cookbook!

Posted by: Oddbob at October 11, 2021 07:30 PM (nfrXX)

188 Mr Orange is the cop.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at October 11, 2021 07:30 PM (oWBc3)

189 A lot of viewers say GoT was great for the first 4 seasons, but that isn't true. The whole series is garbage. Why?

Because it was all just random nihilsim.

Most of sat through season after season of pointlessness and ugliness because we thought there would be a "reason" for all of it, a payoff of justice, if you will. That never happened. The series ended with more random events talking place.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 11, 2021 07:22 PM (zpDRV)

Which is exactly how I felt after reading 5 damn books! I refused to watch the TV show. He is a terrible writer, couldn't keep track of his characters whereabouts, had no idea where he was going with his story lines....I don;t think I have ever despised an author the way I despised R.R. Martin when I read the last page of book 5.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 11, 2021 07:30 PM (Y+l9t)

190 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 11, 2021 07:30 PM (arJlL)

191 The kid does not have dual personality disorder.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 07:30 PM (kBuGL)

192 It was all a dream program he could have escaped from, he was never really on Mars

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 11, 2021 07:31 PM (KZzsI)

193 The aliens lose. (this is all alien invasion movies)

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 11, 2021 07:31 PM (F0YaR)

194 Dr. Zhivago dies of a heart attack.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Seems like we are sharing spoilers? Should I tell everyone about the ending of Anna Kerenina? Does not matter, I am not telling.

Posted by: MikeM at October 11, 2021 07:31 PM (5Y7fX)

195 Hey, Joe.

Posted by: Lesko R.R.R.R. Brandon at October 11, 2021 07:31 PM (Xrfse)

196 Debbie doesn't do all of Dallas...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 11, 2021 07:26 PM

That's not even the half of it.

Posted by: Fort Worth at October 11, 2021 07:31 PM (a3Q+t)

197 '...this vaccine is simply the match which will light...'

Worth the several minutes to watch.

https://tinyurl.com/n7tx8dma
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice.

**

Thanks for that. I know nothing about the industry, unions, etc., but he did a really good job summing it up.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - you want to listen to this SC doctor tell you about ivermectin at October 11, 2021 07:32 PM (nMXLX)

198 Also if books are a window into the soul, how's Stephen King's soul looking? I had to stop reading him a couple decades ago. No need to feed my own soul with his sickness.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 11, 2021 07:32 PM (OssQ4)

199 Scotland Yard arrests Lancelot.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 11, 2021 07:32 PM (kTF2Z)

200 A lot of viewers say GoT was great for the first 4 seasons, but that isn't true. The whole series is garbage.

It also wasn't really that popular, it just had weirdly strong influence and presence among elites. Its like word went around to boost this one, for some reason.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 11, 2021 07:32 PM (KZzsI)

201 Batman was Bruce Wayne.

And Superman, for heaven's sake, was Clark Kent - are you people blind!!??

Posted by: Tonypete at October 11, 2021 07:32 PM (mD/uy)

202 Let's go Brandon!

And the horse you rode in on!

Posted by: blaster at October 11, 2021 07:32 PM (mbFEM)

203 Somebody forgot to put a cover on the Death Star's thermal port, and it leads right to the reactor.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 11, 2021 07:33 PM (VxC1e)

204 The journalist's source, she refuses to name. was the undercover CIA agent's kid who blabbed it at a soccer game

Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2021 07:33 PM (bDqIh)

205 Brian is not the Messiah. He's a naughty naughty boy.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 11, 2021 07:34 PM (kTF2Z)

206
Oh, and Jax Teller drives full speed head-on into a truck at the end.

(Sons of Anarchy)

And he shoots his ma in the head.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 11, 2021 07:34 PM (zpDRV)

207 Charlie never surfed.

Posted by: Col. Kurz at October 11, 2021 07:34 PM (a3Q+t)

208 Seems like we are sharing spoilers? Should I tell everyone about the ending of Anna Kerenina? Does not matter, I am not telling.
Posted by: MikeM at October 11, 2021 07:31 PM (5Y7fX)

hint - Tolstoy's readers die of boredom.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 11, 2021 07:35 PM (evAgx)

209 Nobody gave a fuck who shot JR.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 11, 2021 07:36 PM (kTF2Z)

210
Didn't people compare Sons of Anarchy to The Vikings, a lot?

Sons of Anarchy and Game of Thrones were similar, too -- especially with the pointless nihilism.

Why does Hollywood tell stories like this so often, now?

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 11, 2021 07:36 PM (zpDRV)

211 I had to help my Silas kitty cross the rainbow bridge today. His kidneys failed and he wasn't able to eat anymore. 12 years old, and not an angry bone in his body. I can't recall him ever hissing or growling about anything. I'll send a picture to the pet thread.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 11, 2021 06:41 PM (0ryfU)

Sorry to hear CAT, condolences. That's too young for a kitty.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 11, 2021 07:36 PM (wAnMi)

212 Out damned Spot! was not directed towards the Dog in Macbeth.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 11, 2021 07:36 PM (mD/uy)

213
Should I tell everyone about the ending of Anna Kerenina?

__________

Vronsky has a toothache.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2021 07:36 PM (/U27+)

214 Sisters Zoot and Dingo didn't get spanked.

Posted by: Tim at October 11, 2021 07:36 PM (a3Q+t)

215 201 And Superman, for heaven's sake, was Clark Kent - are you people blind!!??

Posted by: Tonypete at October 11, 2021 07:32 PM (mD/uy)

Yeah, he picked one of the Newsies as an alter-ego.
Pretty sure it was, "Crutchy." Lame.

Posted by: Badman at October 11, 2021 07:36 PM (DTX3h)

216 Sherlock Holmes did not die at Reichenbach falls

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 11, 2021 07:36 PM (KZzsI)

217 >>>The only problem is the horse got really happy and started running around the dining room table and neighing.
Posted by: CN at October 11, 2021 07:29 PM (ONvIw)
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I love stories with happy endings.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 11, 2021 07:36 PM (vwS2N)

218 The President is kidnapped and is rescued at the end.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 11, 2021 07:37 PM (F0YaR)

219 Hey I'm back.

Forgotten great songs from the 80s:

https://youtu.be/AqrxgEln_Dw

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2021 07:37 PM (L2ZTs)

220 Sisters Zoot and Dingo didn't get spanked.
Posted by: Tim

So they moved directly to the oral sex?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 11, 2021 07:37 PM (mD/uy)

221 The mysterious driver was Speed Racer's brother.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 11, 2021 07:37 PM (kTF2Z)

222 Diana Prince is Wonder Woman.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 11, 2021 07:37 PM (Y+l9t)

223 The President is kidnapped and is rescued at the end.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 11, 2021 07:37 PM (F0YaR)

So a sad ending then?

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2021 07:37 PM (L2ZTs)

224 And Superman, for heaven's sake, was Clark Kent - are you people blind!!??

Yeah but... with the Christopher Reeve performance, you really could buy that people would not notice. He really was that different between Clark and Supes

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 11, 2021 07:37 PM (KZzsI)

225 Ben Hur wins the race.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

And he was a him.

Posted by: JT at October 11, 2021 07:37 PM (arJlL)

226 I love stories with happy endings.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 11, 2021 07:36 PM (vwS2N)

Me, too! And such a cute little horse that he keeps indoors! I wish there had been a picture

Posted by: CN at October 11, 2021 07:37 PM (ONvIw)

227 It was her Dad, using gravity.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 11, 2021 07:38 PM (vf1Ls)

228 Everybody dies except Fortinbras, who uses the carnage to grab the throne of Denmark.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 11, 2021 07:38 PM (VxC1e)

229 209 Nobody gave a fuck who shot JR.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 11, 2021 07:36 PM (kTF2Z)

Wasn't that the highest rated series ending evah?

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 11, 2021 07:38 PM (F0YaR)

230 Charlie wins the Wonka factory

Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2021 07:39 PM (bDqIh)

231 Ah, I had forgotten about Racer X.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 11, 2021 07:39 PM (vf1Ls)

232 It was not just a three hour tour...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 11, 2021 07:40 PM (vf1Ls)

233 The whole series "Newhart" was a dream.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 11, 2021 07:40 PM (kTF2Z)

234 She was her sister AND her mother

Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2021 07:40 PM (bDqIh)

235 Cloris Leachman wasn't wearing any underwear in the motel scene with Timothy Bottoms.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 11, 2021 07:40 PM (mD/uy)

236 Pilots should tell Biden they'll accept vaccination if he agrees to an independently administered cognitive test.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2021 07:41 PM (YqDXo)

237 One of the problems with Stephen King's novels is that the villains are capable of *literally anything.*

IMHO, in a good story, both the hero *and* villain have limits, either moral, physical, social or otherwise.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2021 07:41 PM (L2ZTs)

238
24 That dachshund had better be careful. That crab appears to have some martial arts training.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 11, 2021 06:38 PM (VxC1e)

Singapore Crab style. Learned it in Hoboken.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at October 11, 2021 07:41 PM (II3Gr)

239 A duck saves Earth and lands a job in a rock and roll band.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 11, 2021 07:41 PM (F0YaR)

240 Tucker just had a pilot on. It's funny, he can't say they're "striking", because that would be illegal work action (federal law, I think). So he has to go through the motion that he would never advocate such illegal job action, but yet we can just say no.

IOW, we're striking, but we can't say we're striking.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 11, 2021 07:23 PM (Mzdiz)

It's yet another great irony - when you make it illegal to speak openly about what's happening, you don't make people stop doing it. They just refuse to talk about it openly and do it all covertly, which makes it ever so harder for anyone to resolve the problems.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 11, 2021 07:41 PM (evAgx)

241 They did handle the truth. They groped the truth.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 11, 2021 07:41 PM (IMmgC)

242 The Dukes lose everything while Winthorpe and Valentine get rich.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 11, 2021 07:41 PM (VxC1e)

243 ---Me, too! And such a cute little horse that he keeps indoors! I wish there had been a picture
Posted by: CN at October 11, 2021 07:37 PM (ONvIw)
-----------

Sometimes precious moments are better kept indoors.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 11, 2021 07:41 PM (vwS2N)

244 I'm out, y'all have fun.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - you want to listen to this SC doctor tell you about ivermectin at October 11, 2021 07:41 PM (nMXLX)

245 Are we sharing spoilers in this thread?
Okay, I have one. Wonder if anyone can guess the movie:

"The world didn't come to an end."

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2021 07:42 PM (L2ZTs)

246
Marty McFly assassinates JFK.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 11, 2021 07:42 PM (zpDRV)

247 Pilots should tell Biden they'll accept vaccination if he agrees to an independently administered cognitive test.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

And what happens when he scores below day-old bread? Talk about a crisis of constitutional proportions!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 11, 2021 07:43 PM (vf1Ls)

248 Wasn't that the highest rated series ending evah?
Posted by: GnuBreed

That title is still held by M*A*S*H, I think.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 11, 2021 07:43 PM (OssQ4)

249 If you'd like to get a head-start on your next review for the Book Thread, Amazon and Apple have The FBI Way by Frank Figliuzzi on sale.

The blurb:

"The FBI's former head of counterintelligence shows you how to uphold the core values of your workplace by implementing the Bureau's seven time-tested concepts for organizational excellence. "One of those books people will be referencing for decades to come as a definitive tome""

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 11, 2021 07:44 PM (a3Q+t)

250
Ethan Hawke is his own son.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 11, 2021 07:44 PM (zpDRV)

251 Damn you Diogenes!!

I was too slow
Posted by: Tonypete at October 11, 2021 07:19 PM (mD/uy)

Horde mind amigo!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 11, 2021 07:45 PM (axyOa)

252 Just saw the Veep (in office through fraud) on Tucker. You can't tell me she wasn't most likely to give blow jobs for lunch money in her HS yearbook.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 11, 2021 07:45 PM (C1Lsn)

253 Scrooge turns out to be a pretty nice guy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 11, 2021 07:46 PM (VxC1e)

254 I just saw evidence that the Stats of the break down of crime by race is a bunch of crock.

Watching First 48 and they showed the computer screen of their suspect in a murder, 18 year old Cornelio Arguilar , member of the North Side Barrio gang. Under the category race he was listed as White. They also learned he fled to Mexico.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 11, 2021 07:46 PM (2DOZq)

255 Shit is spiraling out of control fast.

Posted by: Infidel at October 11, 2021 07:46 PM (iorxD)

256 Dan Bongino took a phone call from an AA pilot. He said he's been talking to other pilots and they feel that this mandate has put a lot of stress on all of them and they aren't supposed to fly if they are feeling stressed so they are taking some time off to destress. Makes sense. lol

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 11, 2021 07:46 PM (Y+l9t)

257 Duncan, right now at the Reagan Library in Santa Barbara, they're having a special exhibit:

"FBI: From Al Capone to Al Qaeda"

*bangs head on desk repeatedly*

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2021 07:46 PM (L2ZTs)

258 Re: sidebar

I've written before about what a toilet have Union Square and the city in general become. I grew up in nyc in the 70s.

Broken glass, sh*t, urine, graffiti, empty storefronts, crazy aggressive weapon wielding "homeless" even if you want to you cannot go indoors without your mask and can't eat without showing papers. Too late to resign. FUCK LONDON BREED!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 11, 2021 07:46 PM (EZebt)

259 "the Bureau's seven time-tested concepts for organizational excellence."

Lessee: lying, cheating, stealing, framing, blackmailing, extorting, and covering up. What do I win?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 11, 2021 07:47 PM (vf1Ls)

260 The Cooler King crashes his motorcycle into a wall of barbed wire and dies.

Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 07:48 PM (OaZlZ)

261 Axeman, I thought that was Fonzie with the shark!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2021 07:48 PM (L2ZTs)

262 In the sidebar of soy boy thrown out Clip, here is a brilliant observation/s from Demi Lovato who is apparently doing a series about space aliens:

In a recent interview with PEDESTRIAN.TV about their upcoming series exploring UFO phenomena, Demi Lovato spoke about extraterrestrial life, and said, I think that we have to stop calling them aliens because aliens is a derogatory term for anything

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 11, 2021 07:48 PM (ueGNX)

263 Duncan, right now at the Reagan Library in Santa Barbara, they're having a special exhibit:

"FBI: From Al Capone to Al Qaeda"

*bangs head on desk repeatedly*
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2021 07:46 PM (L2ZTs)

"FBI: From petty domestic blackmailers under a guy in
a dress to the American KGB"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 11, 2021 07:49 PM (VxC1e)

264 Magwitch is Pip's benefactor.

Posted by: Tuna at October 11, 2021 07:49 PM (gLRfa)

265 You know what amuses me about the annual Columbus Day bitchfest from the left? Pretty much the only people that actually have it as a holiday are government employees.

Posted by: CppThis at October 11, 2021 07:49 PM (UewuT)

266 Let's call them "Little green friends from a distant gallery whom we haven't met yet." Gah!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 11, 2021 07:49 PM (ueGNX)

267 I have no way of judging if this article is correct or not but it does not make me happy

Too many people are dying and it's starting to worry the demographers

https://tinyurl.com/488wjusd

Posted by: Kindltot at October 11, 2021 07:50 PM (KbLYZ)

268 The Dukes lose everything while Winthorpe and Valentine get rich.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 11, 2021 07:41 PM (VxC1e)
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I got those Duke boys!!

Posted by: Sheriff Roscoe P. Coaltrain at October 11, 2021 07:50 PM (OaZlZ)

269
Progs are now calling them "freedumbs".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2021 07:50 PM (/U27+)

270 sorry; Galaxy, not gallery

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 11, 2021 07:50 PM (ueGNX)

271 Han succumbs to Bruce Lee's superior kung-fu skills after being impaled on a spear.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 11, 2021 07:50 PM (F0YaR)

272 Shit is spiraling out of control fast.
Posted by: Infidel

This business will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 11, 2021 07:50 PM (mD/uy)

273 Cicero, there you go!

"FBI: From Fighting Crime To Fighting Deplorables"

"FBI: One Great, Now Joke Bait"

"FBI: From Transvestite-Led To Wanting America Dead"

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2021 07:51 PM (L2ZTs)

274 Christopher Columbus was an Indigenous Person who deserves to be celebrated by modern Americans.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at October 11, 2021 07:51 PM (PaFH7)

275 >>In a recent interview with PEDESTRIAN.TV about their upcoming series exploring UFO phenomena, Demi Lovato spoke about extraterrestrial life, and said, I think that we have to stop calling them aliens because aliens is a derogatory term for anything

LOL
Coming from a Disney tv star trainwreck addict lesbian turned non-binary pansexual narcissist SJW, I will take that under consideration. Or not.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2021 07:52 PM (bDqIh)

276
FBI: Ham and Egger Proud!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2021 07:52 PM (/U27+)

277 Watched a show about Melvin Purvis. Highly unpopular with Hoover and the higher ups in the bureau due to his habits of chasing real criminals and sometimes killing them.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 11, 2021 07:52 PM (C1Lsn)

278 The "historical documents" are the tv show

Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2021 07:53 PM (bDqIh)

279 1960s Democrats: A labor action? That's patriotic! We will support and defend them from the evil robber barons.

2020s Democrats: A labor action? That's Literally Terrorism! Send in the Pinkertons, the corporate-government complex must never suffer such effrontery.

Posted by: CppThis at October 11, 2021 07:53 PM (UewuT)

280 Top story at Insty is bleak.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 07:53 PM (kBuGL)

281 247 Pilots should tell Biden they'll accept vaccination if he agrees to an independently administered cognitive test.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

And what happens when he scores below day-old bread? Talk about a crisis of constitutional proportions!
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 11, 2021 07:43 PM (vf1Ls)
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He - i.e., his handlers - never agree to it. Which is kinda the point; the next time he rants about it, just repeat the deal. Maybe have pilots show waving cognitive tests.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2021 07:53 PM (YqDXo)

282 The Terminator succumbs to a hydraulic press.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 11, 2021 07:53 PM (F0YaR)

283 282 The Terminator succumbs to a hydraulic press.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 11, 2021 07:53 PM (F0YaR)

Molten steel is also not good for them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 07:54 PM (kBuGL)

284 I do not understand this reference; Sorry. Why are FBI agents called "ham and eggers"?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 11, 2021 07:54 PM (ueGNX)

285 The "historical documents" are the tv show
Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2021 07:53 PM (bDqIh)
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The Chompers episode was badly written.

Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 07:55 PM (OaZlZ)

286 The brain was abby normal.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 11, 2021 07:55 PM (68WvR)

287 I'd be curious to know if the excess covid deaths are people who are overweight.

Seems to be a big factor that no one will talk about because you get accused of fat shaming.

Posted by: squeakywheel at October 11, 2021 07:55 PM (UDSF6)

288 275 Lizzy
"Disney tv star trainwreck addict lesbian turned non-binary pansexual narcissist SJW."

You sure use your mouth in a pretty way!

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 11, 2021 07:55 PM (u82oZ)

289 I had to help my Silas kitty cross the rainbow bridge today. His kidneys failed and he wasn't able to eat anymore. 12 years old, and not an angry bone in his body. I can't recall him ever hissing or growling about anything. I'll send a picture to the pet thread.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 11, 2021 06:41 PM (0ryfU)

Please accept my condolences.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 11, 2021 07:55 PM (vx4Ts)

290 Twoday in Brattleboro we be celebrating childrin of coller day. We dew not 6olerates white guys killing peeple of coller.

Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT at October 11, 2021 07:55 PM (nx1eS)

291 Did you see his [Trump's] rally in Iowa this weekend?
Or the one in Georgia before that?
No. Your [GOPe] long, national nightmare is nowhere near over. _Charlie Hurt

Posted by: Braenyard at October 11, 2021 07:56 PM (vwS2N)

292 Shit is spiraling out of control fast.
Posted by: Infidel at October 11, 2021 07:46 PM

That's from the middle of The Hunt for Red October. I thought we were doing ending spoilers.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 11, 2021 07:56 PM (a3Q+t)

293 Link
https://tinyurl.com/yj684eq

Posted by: Braenyard at October 11, 2021 07:56 PM (vwS2N)

294 Honestly, I'm starting to think that Mary is actually Cher.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 11, 2021 07:56 PM (VxC1e)

295 Tristan outlives them all and was killed by a bear in 1963. It was a good death.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 11, 2021 07:56 PM (kTF2Z)

296 288 I'd be curious to know if the excess covid deaths are people who are overweight.

Seems to be a big factor that no one will talk about because you get accused of fat shaming.
Posted by: squeakywheel at October 11, 2021 07:55 PM (UDSF6)

I know that a lot of the excess deaths are people with diabetes or pre-diabetes, and that is often correlated with weight.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 11, 2021 07:56 PM (evAgx)

297 Cicero, well Mary C *is* a gypsy, a tramp and a thief.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2021 07:57 PM (L2ZTs)

298 Private Ryan gets saved.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 11, 2021 07:57 PM (r5BVk)

299 Steven Segal really did die and is never mentioned again.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 07:57 PM (kBuGL)

300 FenelonSpoke

The myth that most FBI agents are lunchpail Americans going to work for America. They have ham and eggs for breakfast, so they do good.

Uh, no.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 11, 2021 07:58 PM (u82oZ)

301 Cicero, well Mary C *is* a gypsy, a tramp and a thief.

But do the men still come around every night?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 11, 2021 07:58 PM (VxC1e)

302 @255

>>Shit is spiraling out of control fast.

Or alternatively...

Folgers Announcer: We Replaced a conservative, America Loving President with a vicious, cognitively challenged Meat Puppet.

Let's see what happens.

Posted by: Thomas Bender, 25 years until the next Tool album. at October 11, 2021 07:58 PM (FOYQE)

303 No. Your [GOPe] long, national nightmare is nowhere near over. _Charlie Hurt

Posted by: Braenyard at October 11, 2021 07:56 PM (vwS2N)
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Yup we get Speaker Frank Luntz's Totally Platonic Roomate

Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 07:58 PM (OaZlZ)

304 But do the men still come around every night?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 11, 2021 07:58 PM (VxC1e)

And lay their money down.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 07:58 PM (kBuGL)

305 Cicero: no.
She just goes to the corner and dances for the money they throw...

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2021 07:58 PM (L2ZTs)

306 I, for one, welcome our new commie lizard overlords.

Posted by: Demi Lovato at October 11, 2021 07:59 PM (Xrfse)

307 Hmmm, Aetius has conflicting info. We'll have to send fact finders to Brattleboro to find out the truth!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 11, 2021 07:59 PM (L2ZTs)

308 Calderone gets away.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 11, 2021 07:59 PM (DTX3h)

309 307 I, for one, welcome our new commie lizard overlords.
Posted by: Demi Lovato at October 11, 2021 07:59 PM (Xrfse)

Don't look at me, I voted for Kodos.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 07:59 PM (kBuGL)

310 The boy in the stripped pajamas is gassed with his friend after sneaking into the camp.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 11, 2021 07:59 PM (mD/uy)

311 Interpreter Who Saved Biden in 2008 Finally Escapes Afghanistan in Spite of Bungled Withdrawal
_Western Journal

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yeorgal2

Posted by: Braenyard at October 11, 2021 07:59 PM (vwS2N)

312 My sincere apologies for the Jeopardy spoiler. Didn't think about other time zones

Posted by: JM in Florida - Behold the Manchurian Candidate at October 11, 2021 08:00 PM (HCeRP)

313 Rolo Tomassi did not do it.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2021 08:00 PM (bDqIh)

314 Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 11, 2021 07:58 PM (u82oZ)

Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 11, 2021 08:00 PM (ueGNX)

315 Boy Browning said Monty tried to go a bridge too far

Posted by: CN at October 11, 2021 08:00 PM (ONvIw)

316 Mary used to dance for the money they'd throw. Now they throw mostly fruit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 11, 2021 08:00 PM (VxC1e)

317 The slave gladiator kills the Emperor.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 11, 2021 08:00 PM (F0YaR)

318 FBI agents have avocado toast and tea for breakfast, then go about their day wishing they were really STASI.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 11, 2021 08:01 PM (C1Lsn)

319 Stiffler drank the pale ale.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 11, 2021 08:01 PM (vf1Ls)

320 Cher that bad with the English language? Clogginstien's (Or who ever it is) English is horrible..........

Posted by: James at October 11, 2021 08:01 PM (otFiP)

321 Custer lost in the final round.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 11, 2021 08:02 PM (68WvR)

322
Why are FBI agents called "ham and eggers"?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 11, 2021 07:54 PM (ueGNX)

__________

It's a general term for a plodding mediocrity.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2021 08:02 PM (/U27+)

323 Mary's ex is Brett Favre

Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 08:02 PM (OaZlZ)

324 311 The boy in the stripped pajamas is gassed with his friend after sneaking into the camp.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 11, 2021 07:59 PM (mD/uy)

I gave a hard pass on all the concentration camp movies that were the rage for a bit (aside from Schindler's List.) That and Night and Fog told me what I need to know about people.

But this time, I am sure it will be different libs!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 08:02 PM (kBuGL)

325 Cher has been a lost soul ever since Sonny hit the tree.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 11, 2021 08:02 PM (VxC1e)

326 For a chuckle, New Orleans has had to dispose of a quarter million vaccinations that expired, because peeps aren't willing to get vaxxed.

And the governor was going to require city and state workers who didn't get the vax to be tested once a week, but--hey, never mind.

Heh.

Posted by: artemis at October 11, 2021 08:02 PM (AwPyG)

327 Cher has been a lost soul ever since Sonny hit the tree.
Posted by: Cicero

She pines his loss.

*sorry man, I had to*

Posted by: Tonypete at October 11, 2021 08:03 PM (mD/uy)

328 My sincere apologies for the Jeopardy spoiler. Didn't think about other time zones
Posted by: JM in Florida - Behold the Manchurian Candidate

You could blame it on the guy who invented time zones.

Posted by: JT at October 11, 2021 08:03 PM (arJlL)

329 All of the samurai are gunned down.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 08:03 PM (kBuGL)

330 Yup we get Speaker Frank Luntz's Totally Platonic Roomate
Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 07:58 PM (OaZlZ)

The fact that whole thing is happening makes me laugh almost as hard as when Nadler blasted a deuce in his sailcloth trousers on TV, while Nancy's face puckered up in revulsion... One of the funnier political moments in the last year.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 11, 2021 08:03 PM (cTqLg)

331 The boy's dogs get killed by a cougar and a red fern grows between their graves.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 11, 2021 08:03 PM (kTF2Z)

332
For a chuckle, New Orleans has had to dispose of a quarter million vaccinations that expired, because peeps aren't willing to get vaxxed.

_________

That many science-denying Trump voters in Nawlins?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2021 08:04 PM (/U27+)

333 @324

Cartman's dad is John Elway

Posted by: artemis at October 11, 2021 08:04 PM (AwPyG)

334 313 My sincere apologies for the Jeopardy spoiler. Didn't think about other time zones

Posted by: JM in Florida - Behold the Manchurian Candidate at October 11, 2021 08:00 PM (HCeRP)

On the brighter side, wut a dick move. /joking

It's inspired a good spoiler thread.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 11, 2021 08:04 PM (F0YaR)

335 Mary has to look like your worst female nightmare (Maybe Freddy Kruger) with the bitchiest attitude only found in big Lib cities.

Posted by: James at October 11, 2021 08:04 PM (otFiP)

336 296 Tristan outlives them all and was killed by a bear in 1963. It was a good death.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 11, 2021 07:56 PM (kTF2Z)

He died young. I figure he was born 1895 or after.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 11, 2021 08:04 PM (2DOZq)

337 Bugs gets Elmer to shoot himself.

Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 08:04 PM (OaZlZ)

338 Night and Fog is one I would recommend btw. Our History/Anthropology teacher was a Navy vet (he was still in the reserves at the time) and he showed that to us in 8th grade. Left an impression.

Seeing earth movers pushing huge piles of corpses will do that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 08:05 PM (kBuGL)

339 Think about the main ethnic constituency of N. O., and enjoy the irony that a lot of those folks are being red-pilled by this.

Posted by: artemis at October 11, 2021 08:05 PM (AwPyG)

340 You could blame it on the guy who invented time zones.
Posted by: JT at October 11, 2021 08:03 PM (arJlL)

And DVRs. Ah, I love the smell of barrel in the morning.

Posted by: JM in Florida - Behold the Manchurian Candidate at October 11, 2021 08:05 PM (HCeRP)

341 Ya know, Cher made one of the USS Missouri (BB-63)'s 16" barrels curve up a bit. She is an enemy agent.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 11, 2021 08:06 PM (u82oZ)

342 That many science-denying Trump voters in Nawlins?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2021 08:04 PM (/U27+)
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They sound uppity

Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 08:06 PM (OaZlZ)

343 Gingrich on TV. Wish he would share his diet. Guy has lost a lot of weight and I hope he hasn't been ill.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 11, 2021 08:06 PM (C1Lsn)

344 The shotgun blows up and Daffy winds up with his bill on backwards.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 11, 2021 08:06 PM (kTF2Z)

345 Bookshop owner Kathleen Kelly's secrey email penpal put her out of business IRL.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2021 08:07 PM (bDqIh)

346 I'm dumber than a brick house.

Posted by: Demi Lovato at October 11, 2021 08:07 PM (Xrfse)

347 Wiley Coyote doesn't quite catch the Roadrunner

Posted by: artemis at October 11, 2021 08:07 PM (AwPyG)

348 346 Bookshop owner Kathleen Kelly's secrey email penpal put her out of business IRL.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2021 08:07 PM (bDqIh)

That is one that does not get referenced too often.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 08:08 PM (kBuGL)

349 The Road Runner eludes Wile E. Coyote, who falls into the Grand Canyon numerous times.

Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 08:08 PM (OaZlZ)

350 Ya know, Cher made one of the USS Missouri (BB-63)'s 16" barrels curve up a bit. She is an enemy agent.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ)

After her boob job.

Posted by: JT at October 11, 2021 08:08 PM (arJlL)

351 Wile E Coyote isn't nearly as smart as he thinks he is.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 11, 2021 08:08 PM (kTF2Z)

352 Johnny Castle crashes the big farewell event and pulls Baby out of the corner.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 11, 2021 08:08 PM (VxC1e)

353
Rick and Elsa will always have Paris.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2021 08:08 PM (/U27+)

354 Bruce Willis IS a superhero- whose weakness is water.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 08:08 PM (kBuGL)

355 My favorite dish is the one for the TV.

Posted by: Demi Lovato at October 11, 2021 08:09 PM (cTqLg)

356 347 I'm dumber than a brick house.

Posted by: Demi Lovato at October 11, 2021 08:07 PM (Xrfse)

Bitch, please.

Posted by: Alyssa Milano at October 11, 2021 08:09 PM (F0YaR)

357 354
Rick and Elsa will always have Paris.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2021 08:08 PM (/U27+)

Meanwhile, she goes back to sleeping with Laszlo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 08:09 PM (kBuGL)

358 Bugs took a left turn at Albuquerque

Posted by: artemis at October 11, 2021 08:09 PM (AwPyG)

359 Bugs attempted to murder the lion when he simply asked for two lumps of sugar.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 11, 2021 08:09 PM (2DOZq)

360 Night and Fog is one I would recommend btw.

Seeing earth movers pushing huge piles of corpses will do that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Viewed it in first year German. I was lucky enough to attend HS with two classmates whose parents lived through the camps. They came and spoke every year I was there. Even though we were young and ignorant, it made an impression.

Barbra Turkeltaub is still with us -
https://is.gd/1ZOqM9

Posted by: Tonypete at October 11, 2021 08:09 PM (mD/uy)

361 The solarbabies bring water back by skating.

Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 08:09 PM (OaZlZ)

362 I'm amazed I spelled Albuquerque right. I don't know how people live there.

Posted by: artemis at October 11, 2021 08:10 PM (AwPyG)

363 363 I'm amazed I spelled Albuquerque right. I don't know how people live there.
Posted by: artemis at October 11, 2021 08:10 PM (AwPyG)

You probably pick it up after living there a couple of years.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 08:10 PM (kBuGL)

364 Snow white wakes up. So does Sleeping Beauty

Posted by: artemis at October 11, 2021 08:10 PM (AwPyG)

365 I'm amazed I spelled Albuquerque right. I don't know how people live there.

Posted by: artemis at October 11, 2021 08:10 PM (AwPyG)
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Witness protection

Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 08:11 PM (OaZlZ)

366 Bambi's mom buys the farm.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 11, 2021 08:11 PM (kTF2Z)

367
Doyle Lonegan loses his money for a second time.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2021 08:11 PM (/U27+)

368 I'm amazed I spelled Albuquerque right. I don't know how people live there.

I should'a taken the left turn there"
--Bugs Bunny

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 11, 2021 08:11 PM (KZzsI)

369 They have a blu-ray criterion collection of Night and Fog on amazon.

I am not sure how I feel about that. On the one hand, it is good, but it feels... trivializing?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 08:12 PM (kBuGL)

370 Prometheus still sucks.

Posted by: artemis at October 11, 2021 08:12 PM (AwPyG)

371 Marty McFly assassinates JFK.

-
From the Bee. Time travelers torn between going back to kill Hitler and going back to kill Fauci.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 11, 2021 08:12 PM (d9FiS)

372 Jon Gruden out as head coach due to "racist statements"

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 11, 2021 08:12 PM (BgMrQ)

373 Doyle Lonegan loses his money for a second time.

The cafe girl is actually his bodyguard

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 11, 2021 08:12 PM (KZzsI)

374 Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy are your mom and dad

Posted by: Tuna at October 11, 2021 08:12 PM (gLRfa)

375 If people can not figure out how the new self-selected, bien-pensant, aristocracy hates you, and makes you do deadly things they do not have to do themselves ... Well, I just need a few passwords from you to assist you.

This will absolutely not be a smooth transition to a few rich / connected families and feudal thralls.

The smart security folks can become warlords easier.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 11, 2021 08:13 PM (u82oZ)

376
Sorry, Doyle Lonegan loses his money for the third time.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2021 08:13 PM (/U27+)

377 Worst thing about Santa Carla is all the damn vampires.

Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 08:13 PM (OaZlZ)

378 Deadpool doesn't ever actually kill Hitler

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 11, 2021 08:13 PM (KZzsI)

379 Even though God was his witness, Turkeys can't fly.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 11, 2021 08:13 PM (kTF2Z)

380 Rocky beats Ivan Drago

Posted by: Beartooth at October 11, 2021 08:13 PM (68WvR)

381 Beth dies.

Posted by: artemis at October 11, 2021 08:13 PM (AwPyG)

382 The stork does not bring babies.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 11, 2021 08:13 PM (mD/uy)

383 I'm amazed I spelled Albuquerque right. I don't know how people live there.

Posted by: artemis

If ya can't spell it, they won't let ya leave.

Posted by: JT at October 11, 2021 08:13 PM (arJlL)

384 Sandy becomes a hot slut a goes away with Danny in a flying car.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 11, 2021 08:13 PM (VxC1e)

385 So does Melanie.

Red shirts, both

Posted by: artemis at October 11, 2021 08:13 PM (AwPyG)

386 345 The shotgun blows up and Daffy winds up with his bill on backwards.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 11, 2021 08:06 PM (kTF2Z)

The piano blows up and Yosemite Sam has a black face and a lot of little bits of rag tied in his hair.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 11, 2021 08:14 PM (evAgx)

387 Also, consider Lichess from the Android store. I am using it on my laptop and it's great for me. Whatever works.

Back to the barrel.

Posted by: JM in Florida - Behold the Manchurian Candidate at October 11, 2021 08:14 PM (HCeRP)

388 That Gruden news is real though...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 11, 2021 08:14 PM (BgMrQ)

389 Jon Gruden out as head coach due to "racist statements"

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard

Was the sheriff near ?

Posted by: JT at October 11, 2021 08:14 PM (arJlL)

390 Can't we all just bang a gong?

Posted by: Demi Lovato at October 11, 2021 08:14 PM (Xrfse)

391 I'm amazed I spelled Albuquerque right. I don't know how people live there.

lol! My daughter and grandkids live there. The struggle is real! I still have to stop and think before I start writing it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 11, 2021 08:14 PM (nxdel)

392
There's no place like home.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2021 08:15 PM (/U27+)

393 You'll never know if the figure skater and her hockey star-turned-skating partner win the gold medal.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2021 08:15 PM (bDqIh)

394 "President Biden, First Lady Jill and granddaughter Naomi Biden walk across..."

Wait a minute; Who is this granddaughter Naomi?
She looks a bit... has Joe been sniffing her hair?

pic: https://tinyurl.com/yznvhrcz
article: https://tinyurl.com/yzg5xmlw

Posted by: Braenyard at October 11, 2021 08:15 PM (vwS2N)

395 Good thing the plane Bugs was on had air brakes

Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 08:15 PM (OaZlZ)

396 Thelma and Louise drive off a cliff.

It's a comedy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 08:15 PM (kBuGL)

397 Gruden was done when he apologized.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 11, 2021 08:16 PM (kTF2Z)

398 Red finally gets paroled and manages to find Andy on a beach in Mexico.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 11, 2021 08:16 PM (VxC1e)

399 American Olympic hockey team beats Russia.

Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 08:16 PM (OaZlZ)

400 You are Comstock.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 08:16 PM (kBuGL)

401 JT

Wrap a woman's thighs around a seagoing barrel, and it will go up. Even Cher.

And after 7 months at sea, even Tigglepuff.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 11, 2021 08:16 PM (u82oZ)

402 @389

It was amazing to me that the raiders won't let you into a game without a vaxx passport.

Da Raiders. In vegas. What's wrong with these people?

Posted by: artemis at October 11, 2021 08:16 PM (AwPyG)

403
Thelma and Louise drive off a cliff.

__________

And Isadora is strangled by her own scarf. I love movies with happy endings.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2021 08:17 PM (/U27+)

404
The soprano and tenor die. Use as needed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2021 08:17 PM (/U27+)

405 Slim Pickens rides a nuclear missle

Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 08:18 PM (OaZlZ)

406 It's a cookbook!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 08:18 PM (kBuGL)

407 Mal misbehaves.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 11, 2021 08:18 PM (68WvR)

408 390 Jon Gruden out as head coach due to "racist statements"

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard

Was the sheriff near ?
Posted by: JT at October 11, 2021 08:14 PM (arJlL)

Not quite that bad, but disparaging remarks about a person of colors lips, and some gay slurs to boot.

10 year old emails...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 11, 2021 08:18 PM (BgMrQ)

409 Wash dies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 08:18 PM (kBuGL)

410 It turns out that the power of lesbianism really can make cars fly.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 11, 2021 08:18 PM (9MfXT)

411 New Orleans ( city proper) is 60 % African American.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at October 11, 2021 08:19 PM (rI0Tt)

412 Not quite that bad, but disparaging remarks about a person of colors lips, and some gay slurs to boot.

10 year old emails...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 11, 2021 08:18 PM (BgMrQ)

No statute of limitations on wrongthink.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 08:19 PM (kBuGL)

413 Who is this granddaughter Naomi?

She's mean and gets all the ponies. Sigh.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at October 11, 2021 08:19 PM (Xrfse)

414 Brandon goes... in his depends.

Posted by: davidt at October 11, 2021 08:19 PM (L2a8p)

415 Wait.

Jon Gruden out? Jon Gruden OUT?

Apply those standards to Biden and the rest of the racist Democrat Party.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 11, 2021 08:19 PM (u82oZ)

416 Darcy wasn't so bad, after all

Posted by: artemis at October 11, 2021 08:19 PM (AwPyG)

417 I think the more important question is how does the frog keep from T-bagging angels in Heaven when he jumps?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 11, 2021 08:20 PM (KbLYZ)

418 Crichton creates a gigantic wormhole/blackhole thing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 08:20 PM (kBuGL)

419 Maybe Gruden's going to SC.

They will probably pay more.

Posted by: artemis at October 11, 2021 08:20 PM (AwPyG)

420 Jon Gruden out as head coach due to "racist statements"

Wow. My daughter was just telling me about this. What a maroon.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 11, 2021 08:20 PM (nxdel)

421 Evening.

So thinking about the story Ace mentioned previously about Superman being gay...

If I may offer a thought in the vein of Man Of Steel, Woman Of Kleenex, but wouldn't gay sex be impossible for Superman? Wouldn't he just tear the other guy's dick off the moment he clinched? There is also the fact that the son of Superman has an obligation to repopulate the Kryptonian race. Man, the son of Superman is a piece of shit.

Posted by: Robert at October 11, 2021 08:20 PM (1Yy3c)

422 Bruce Willis realizes that he is dead.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at October 11, 2021 08:20 PM (xopIz)

423 Slim Pickens rides a nuclear missle
Posted by: Axeman

And, after inventorying the survival gear, the original script had him say "Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Dallas with all of that stuff."

Changed due to the JFK shooting.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 11, 2021 08:21 PM (mD/uy)

424 Angier drowned an actual double of himself every time he performed the trick.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 11, 2021 08:21 PM (VxC1e)

425 "The Bidens only spent a short time at the intimate celebration before they left in the President's motorcade and headed back to Delaware for the flight back to D.C. however they put on a stylish display for the occasion, with Jill donning a $2,890 lemon-print Oscar de la Renta dress that she has worn several times in the past.

Her husband [that's pResident Biden to you] opted for one of his signature blue suits, while their granddaughter Naomi modeled a stylish black dress with a plunging neckline, which she accessorized with a woven black clutch bag, a pair of white heels, and a slick of bright red lipstick.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 11, 2021 08:21 PM (vwS2N)

426 Lucy gains all sorts of powers and the dumb movie ends.

Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 08:21 PM (OaZlZ)

427 We've secretly replaced our normal troll with another dumbass. Let's see is anyone notices.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 11, 2021 08:21 PM (kTF2Z)

428 417 Wait.

Jon Gruden out? Jon Gruden OUT?

Apply those standards to Biden and the rest of the racist Democrat Party.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 11, 2021 08:19 PM (u82oZ)

He also said Roger Goodell was a poopy head. That's what really got him

***touches nose***

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 11, 2021 08:21 PM (BgMrQ)

429 Slim Pickens rides a nuclear missle
Posted by: Axeman

Where Hollywood ?

Posted by: JT at October 11, 2021 08:21 PM (arJlL)

430 Caitlyn's Pancake Batter

The enemy of our enemy is our sorta friend. It's not personal, but he has much better policy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 11, 2021 08:21 PM (u82oZ)

431 Verbal is Keyser Soze

Posted by: Just a side note at October 11, 2021 08:21 PM (2DOZq)

432 how bout dem chiefs

Posted by: memin_pinguin at October 11, 2021 08:21 PM (oSX/P)

433 @394

I loved that movie!

Posted by: artemis at October 11, 2021 08:22 PM (AwPyG)

434 The Surgeon is actually the Captain

Posted by: Kindltot at October 11, 2021 08:22 PM (KbLYZ)

435 Janet is The Jackal.

Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 08:22 PM (OaZlZ)

436 Turns out, monkeys always liked hitting each other with bones.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 11, 2021 08:23 PM (9MfXT)

437 Gruden will walk away with millions.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 11, 2021 08:23 PM (kTF2Z)

438 Honest question... (Let me preface this with ("@$!# liberals)...
How do you guys still support Trump when he's a gun grabbing c..ks..ker too?
Honest question.
Posted by: Caitlyn's Pancake Batter
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I have seen no evidence that President Trump is a gun grabber. Give an example...

Posted by: lin-duh at October 11, 2021 08:23 PM (UUBmN)

439 The Martians catch a cold.

Posted by: davidt at October 11, 2021 08:23 PM (L2a8p)

440 407 Slim Pickens rides a nuclear missle
Posted by: Axeman
------------

Slim Pickens drives old Chevy pickup loaded with Ali MacGraw and Steve McQueen into Mexico.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 11, 2021 08:23 PM (vwS2N)

441 434 how bout dem chiefs
Posted by: memin_pinguin at October 11, 2021 08:21 PM (oSX/P)

WNY had a collective orgasm last night, that has carried into today.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 11, 2021 08:23 PM (BgMrQ)

442 NaCly... check your phone. I sent you a text.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 11, 2021 08:23 PM (nxdel)

443 Wow. My daughter was just telling me about this. What a maroon.
Posted by: Jewells45

Where does she live, again ?

Posted by: JT at October 11, 2021 08:23 PM (arJlL)

444
Pierre Bezukhov marries Natasha Rostova and Nikolai Rostov marries Natasha Bolkonskaya.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2021 08:23 PM (/U27+)

445 The Surgeon is actually the Captain
Posted by: Kindltot at October 11, 2021 08:22 PM (KbLYZ)

------------

Set a course Sou by Southwest.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 11, 2021 08:24 PM (kTF2Z)

446 how bout dem chiefs

I don't want to talk about it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 11, 2021 08:25 PM (nxdel)

447 The troll is dying to be engaged.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 11, 2021 08:25 PM (VxC1e)

448 422 Jon Gruden out as head coach due to "racist statements"

Wow. My daughter was just telling me about this. What a maroon.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 11, 2021 08:20 PM (nxdel)

Racist statement can be anything and everything these days.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 11, 2021 08:25 PM (2DOZq)

449 Sarah Connor does not save the world.

Posted by: artemis at October 11, 2021 08:25 PM (AwPyG)

450 Pierre Bezukhov marries Natasha Rostova and Nikolai Rostov marries Natasha Bolkonskaya.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2021 08:23 PM (/U27+)

So Natasha Rostova becomes Natasha Bezukhov and Natasha Bolkonskaya becomes Natasha Rostov.

I think I need a flow chart.

Posted by: Robert at October 11, 2021 08:26 PM (1Yy3c)

451 Capt. Kirk pokes the help, meets his unknown son on some planet some time later which leads to Spock's death.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 11, 2021 08:26 PM (r5BVk)

452 The troll is dying to be engaged.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 11, 2021 08:25 PM (VxC1e)
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A fantasy parler story?

Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 08:26 PM (OaZlZ)

453 Re: Gruden

It's an important lesson that maybe people didn't quite realize, 10 years ago. The internet is forever.

Posted by: artemis at October 11, 2021 08:26 PM (AwPyG)

454 The troll is dying to be engaged.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 11, 2021 08:25 PM (VxC1e)

In what?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 11, 2021 08:26 PM (FhsXW)

455 Tammy Bruce is in for Hannity and they're showing the illegals encampment which will be heading to the border. I swear this makes my blood boil.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 11, 2021 08:27 PM (NpAcC)

456 That Grewden guy for the kas geass Raiders must really hates pe ssf and of collart.

Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT at October 11, 2021 08:27 PM (nx1eS)

457
So Natasha Rostova becomes Natasha Bezukhov and Natasha Bolkonskaya becomes Natasha Rostov

______

Yes, you need a flow chart. No, Nikolai marries Maria Bolkonskaya.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2021 08:27 PM (/U27+)

458 Lucy pulls the football before Charlie Brown can kick it.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 11, 2021 08:27 PM (68WvR)

459 Tammy Bruce is in for Hannity and they're showing the illegals encampment which will be heading to the border. I swear this makes my blood boil.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 11, 2021 08:27 PM (NpAcC)

That's a big part of its allure to the Left.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 11, 2021 08:28 PM (VxC1e)

460 "How do you guys still support Trump when he's a gun grabbing c..ks..ker too?
Honest question."

I'm guessing this refers to the bumpstock ban.

I was roundly decried as a toe sniffing authoritarian apologist when I opined that bump stocks were doomed and it would be less egregious for them to go by way of executive order, where they would be the only thing lost, than due to legislative action where they would be one of many things lost.

Note that I did not show approval of the process, simply acknowledgement.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 11, 2021 08:28 PM (CcOog)

461 "435 @394

I loved that movie!"

One of my guilty pleasures also.

Posted by: Tuna at October 11, 2021 08:28 PM (gLRfa)

462 Posted by: Caitlyn's Pancake Batter at October 11, 2021 08:16 PM (gXVJB)

Dumb shit we don't call them liberals.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 11, 2021 08:28 PM (2DOZq)

463 He imagined the whole relationship.*

*this is a trope used multiple times that I know of.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 08:29 PM (kBuGL)

464 Jon Gruden has resigned from coaching the Raiders.

Posted by: SMOD at October 11, 2021 08:29 PM (X5CsJ)

465 Your examples are old. Do better, Caitlyn. Do better.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 11, 2021 08:29 PM (kTF2Z)

466 451 422 Jon Gruden out as head coach due to "racist statements"
Wow. My daughter was just telling me about this. What a maroon.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 11, 2021 08:20 PM (nxdel)

Racist statement can be anything and everything these days.
Posted by: Just a side note at October 11, 2021 08:25 PM (2DOZq)

The initial faux pas was to say that DeMaurice Smith's lips looked like over inflated tires.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 11, 2021 08:29 PM (BgMrQ)

467 The Andromeda virus mutates.

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 11, 2021 08:29 PM (4I/2K)

468 The dealer cheats at three card monte. Always.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 11, 2021 08:30 PM (mD/uy)

469
Javert finally gets his man.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2021 08:30 PM (/U27+)

470 All those people with Russian names get killed by the communists.

Posted by: CppThis at October 11, 2021 08:30 PM (UewuT)

471 Dorothy was dreaming.

Posted by: davidt at October 11, 2021 08:30 PM (L2a8p)

472 It's inspired a good spoiler thread.
Posted by: GnuBreed

I couldn't agree more!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 11, 2021 08:30 PM (nwVkH)

473 Khan recognizes Chekhov even though Chekhov was not in the tv episode "Space Seed."

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at October 11, 2021 08:30 PM (xopIz)

474 The troll is dying to be engaged.
Posted by: Cicero

Yeah, well, Lena Dunham is married so he can't have her.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 11, 2021 08:31 PM (d9FiS)

475 When you say that Kirk poked the help, that doesn't really narrow it down, much

Posted by: artemis at October 11, 2021 08:31 PM (AwPyG)

476 Spock is alive.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 08:31 PM (kBuGL)

477 Javert finally gets his man.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2021 08:30 PM (/U27+)
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Pffft.

Posted by: Captain Spaulding at October 11, 2021 08:31 PM (OaZlZ)

478 davidt

Oh no! I had the hots for Glinda.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 11, 2021 08:31 PM (u82oZ)

479 In what?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 11, 2021 08:26 PM (FhsXW)

A meaningful relationship with someone besides his baby sister.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 11, 2021 08:31 PM (VxC1e)

480 >>I loved that movie!"

One of my guilty pleasures also.

Yeah, love that one, too. Back when they knew how to make rom-coms.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2021 08:31 PM (bDqIh)

481 The Titanic.....it winds up hitting an iceberg.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 11, 2021 08:32 PM (7F9te)

482 Racist statement can be anything and everything these days.
Posted by: Just a side note at October 11, 2021 08:25 PM (2DOZq)

In this case it's pretty bad.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 11, 2021 08:32 PM (nxdel)

483 O Rex pokes his mom and kills his dad.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 11, 2021 08:32 PM (r5BVk)

484 475 When you say that Kirk poked the help, that doesn't really narrow it down, much
Posted by: artemis at October 11, 2021 08:31 PM (AwPyG)

Also, I am not sure I would classify Marcus as 'the help'. She did not serve on Enterprise that I know of. Except in the Abram's abominations. Hot as the day is long though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 08:32 PM (kBuGL)

485 GGE @ 464- My opinion is timed shots are better than a bumpstock or in most cases full auto. However, there are too many firearm 'laws' on the book and way too many 'executive orders' as well.

Posted by: Eromero at October 11, 2021 08:32 PM (0OP+5)

486 "Let's go Brandon" is racist.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 11, 2021 08:32 PM (d9FiS)

487 The Secondhand Lions' stories were real.

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 11, 2021 08:32 PM (4I/2K)

488 Rick doesn't get on the plane with Ilsa...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 11, 2021 08:32 PM (BgMrQ)

489 Speaking of illegal alien invasion, the CEO of Southwest was helping to fly everybody around the US,

And he's a member of the World Economic Forum.

Posted by: artemis at October 11, 2021 08:33 PM (AwPyG)

490 Probably not a good idea to clone dinosaurs from amber remnants for a park.

Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 08:33 PM (OaZlZ)

491 It was the end of Rico.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 11, 2021 08:33 PM (mD/uy)

492 480 >>I loved that movie!"

One of my guilty pleasures also.

Yeah, love that one, too. Back when they knew how to make rom-coms.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2021 08:31 PM (bDqIh)

If you liked The Cutting Edge may I recommend Ice Castles.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 11, 2021 08:33 PM (2DOZq)

493 They open the ark and all the Nazis melt.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 11, 2021 08:33 PM (VxC1e)

494 The throws the incredibly priceless and historically valuable diamond in the ocean at the end.

Also, there was space for two.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 08:33 PM (kBuGL)

495 Ringo has a hole in his pocket.

Posted by: davidt at October 11, 2021 08:33 PM (L2a8p)

496 He didn't know til this very day that it was Barzini all along.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 11, 2021 08:34 PM (kTF2Z)

497
Edmond Dantes finally meets all his old friends after many years.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2021 08:34 PM (/U27+)

498 Neo is The One

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 11, 2021 08:34 PM (BgMrQ)

499 The black guy who saved the rest from zombies gets shot in the head because racist.

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 11, 2021 08:34 PM (4I/2K)

500 Edmond Dantes finally meets all his old friends after many years.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2021 08:34 PM (/U27+)

That's an underrated movie. Greatly entertaining.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 11, 2021 08:34 PM (VxC1e)

501 Set a course Sou by Southwest.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Oh, and beat to quarters.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 11, 2021 08:34 PM (tjZg/)

502 John finds a way back to Mars

Posted by: Kindltot at October 11, 2021 08:34 PM (KbLYZ)

503 The Raiders new coach betters bee a couch of coler!

Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT at October 11, 2021 08:35 PM (nx1eS)

504 How many minutes of zero-G will there be for Captain Kirk? And is at least one of the crew an Orion Green Girl, working on her NASASutra?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 11, 2021 08:35 PM (u82oZ)

505 462 Posted by: Caitlyn's Pancake Batter at October 11, 2021 08:16 PM (gXVJB)

Dumb shit we don't call them liberals.
Posted by: Just a side note at October 11, 2021 08:28 PM (2DOZq)
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I didn't want to be too offensive. New here.

Posted by: Caitlyn's Pancake Batter at October 11, 2021 08:35 PM (lotw/)

506 There is gambling at Rick's!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 11, 2021 08:35 PM (r5BVk)

507 497
Edmond Dantes finally meets all his old friends after many years.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2021 08:34 PM (/U27+)

Nice. That was a good movie.

He gets justice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 08:35 PM (kBuGL)

508 Shelley Winters doesn't make it.

Posted by: artemis at October 11, 2021 08:35 PM (AwPyG)

509 In the emails, Gruden called the league's commissioner, Roger Goodell, a "faggot" and a "clueless anti football pussy" and said that Goodell should not have pressured Jeff Fisher, then the coach of the Rams, to draft "queers," a reference to Michael Sam, a gay player chosen by the team in 2014."

He spoke Truth to Power!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 11, 2021 08:35 PM (evAgx)

510 Maverick straightens up and flys right.

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 11, 2021 08:35 PM (4I/2K)

511 451 422 Jon Gruden out as head coach due to "racist statements"
Wow. My daughter was just telling me about this. What a maroon.

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nah, they moved away from that. He just had emails with typical dad-content that any male in America would have. Some titties, some jokes about gheys.

good timing gruden, there's the coming backlash agazinst cancel culture and you volunterr to jump in that volcano.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 11, 2021 08:36 PM (ZZK0E)

512
That's an underrated movie. Greatly entertaining.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 11, 2021 08:34 PM (VxC1e)

_________

Damn good book.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2021 08:36 PM (/U27+)

513 453 Re: Gruden

It's an important lesson that maybe people didn't quite realize, 10 years ago. The internet is forever.
Posted by: artemis at October 11, 2021 08:26 PM (AwPyG)

THAT is not the lesson here, at all. Please try again, and this time use your brain.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 11, 2021 08:36 PM (qvjMx)

514 Saw Jim Lovell give a speech in 95. He talked about meeting Tom Hanks, asked people who'd seen the film not to spoil the ending for the folks in the audience who hadn't seen it yet.

Posted by: Bete at October 11, 2021 08:36 PM (Ojki1)

515 Rose lets go.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 11, 2021 08:36 PM (DTX3h)

516 In the emails, Gruden called the league's commissioner, Roger Goodell, a "faggot" and a "clueless anti football pussy" and said that Goodell should not have pressured Jeff Fisher, then the coach of the Rams, to draft "queers," a reference to Michael Sam, a gay player chosen by the team in 2014."

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NGL, Gruden for next commish

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 11, 2021 08:36 PM (ZZK0E)

517 The Raiders new coach betters bee a couch of coler!
Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT at October 11, 2021 08:35 PM (nx1eS)

An ottoman, maybe?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 11, 2021 08:36 PM (FhsXW)

518 Butch and Sundance die

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 11, 2021 08:36 PM (BgMrQ)

519 Ringo has a hole in his pocket.
Posted by: davidt

And a big nose

Posted by: JT at October 11, 2021 08:36 PM (arJlL)

520 Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT

He or she will be a human being. Unimportant single nucleotide polymorphisms will ensure a colour exists, even if albino.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 11, 2021 08:37 PM (u82oZ)

521 Tom Joad fell in with a bunch of commies.

Posted by: Eromero at October 11, 2021 08:37 PM (0OP+5)

522 Peachy Carnahan survives to bring back Danny's crowned head to Mr. Kipling.

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 11, 2021 08:37 PM (4I/2K)

523 Slim Pickens drives old Chevy pickup loaded with Ali MacGraw and Steve McQueen into Mexico.
Posted by: Braenyard

Did he actually drive into Mexico, or did they buy the truck for like....$30k in Texas and leave him to hitch hike home?

I ferget.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 11, 2021 08:37 PM (tjZg/)

524 He catches the alligator and retrieves the El Corazon emerald. And comes back for her.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2021 08:37 PM (bDqIh)

525 Billy Bones didn't make it, either

Posted by: artemis at October 11, 2021 08:37 PM (AwPyG)

526 500 Edmond Dantes finally meets all his old friends after many years.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2021 08:34 PM (/U27+)

That's an underrated movie. Greatly entertaining.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 11, 2021 08:34 PM (VxC1e)

Young Henry Cavil. The brunette is not the best actress, but beautiful. Great turn as Abbe Faria by Richard Harris (even if he looked like a stiff breeze would blow him away.) Guy Pierce is great as a slimy bastard.

Love that movie. Going to have to rewatch soon.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 08:38 PM (kBuGL)

527 Ringo has a hole in his pocket.
Posted by: davidt

And a big nose
Posted by: JT

Well, John has a long mustache.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 11, 2021 08:38 PM (tjZg/)

528 509 In the emails, Gruden called the league's commissioner, Roger Goodell, a "faggot" and a "clueless anti football pussy" and said that Goodell should not have pressured Jeff Fisher, then the coach of the Rams, to draft "queers," a reference to Michael Sam, a gay player chosen by the team in 2014."

He spoke Truth to Power!
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 11, 2021 08:35 PM (evAgx)

Sure doesn't sound racist to me, but then, I guess you have to be a faggot or a queer to use the terms or some damned thing like that.

And no, nobody should have been pressured to hire Sam, who was a loser from the get go, faggot or not.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 11, 2021 08:38 PM (qvjMx)

529 Sharon flashes.

Posted by: davidt at October 11, 2021 08:38 PM (L2a8p)

530
The Raiders new coach betters bee a couch of coler!
Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT at October 11, 2021 08:35 PM (nx1eS)

_________

Vince Lombardi was a coach of choler.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2021 08:38 PM (/U27+)

531 Oh, and beat to quarters.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet

Change we can believe in !

Posted by: JT at October 11, 2021 08:38 PM (arJlL)

532 Gruden reportedly referred to NFL commissioner Roger Goodell as a "clueless anti football p---y" as well as a "f----t" in the emails released by the New York Times.

Posted by: SMOD at October 11, 2021 08:38 PM (X5CsJ)

533 512
That's an underrated movie. Greatly entertaining.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 11, 2021 08:34 PM (VxC1e)
________

Damn good book.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2021 08:36 PM (/U27+)

Just bought the Caviezel movie last weekend.

Mercedes was a dish!!!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 11, 2021 08:38 PM (BgMrQ)

534 Spoiler Alert: The NFL is gay.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 11, 2021 08:39 PM (r5BVk)

535 THAT is not the lesson here, at all. Please try again, and this time use your brain.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 11, 2021 08:36 PM (qvjMx)

East is East and West is West and never the twain shall meet?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 11, 2021 08:39 PM (KbLYZ)

536 The killer bees are lured into the Astrodome and neutralized.

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 11, 2021 08:39 PM (4I/2K)

537 Racist statement can be anything and everything these days.

---

things racists do according to the very serious science (tm) of being anti-rcist

going to church, intact families, doing homework,showing up to work on time, obviously being white, obviously voting republican

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 11, 2021 08:39 PM (ZZK0E)

538 Frodo looses a finger, and the Ring, into an active volcano's magma pool.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 11, 2021 08:39 PM (u82oZ)

539 Forrest bangs Jenny, and though their kid looks retarded, it isn't.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 11, 2021 08:39 PM (7F9te)

540 514 Saw Jim Lovell give a speech in 95. He talked about meeting Tom Hanks, asked people who'd seen the film not to spoil the ending for the folks in the audience who hadn't seen it yet.
Posted by: Bete at October 11, 2021 08:36 PM (Ojki1)

Hah!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 08:39 PM (kBuGL)

541 The bugs are afraid.

Posted by: davidt at October 11, 2021 08:39 PM (L2a8p)

542 Did the collision between the businessman and the cyclist take place in Toronto? That's the sort of conversation I'd expect between 2 Canadians.

Posted by: Dr. Mabusette, just to clarify things at October 11, 2021 08:39 PM (1v8dB)

543
Tom Joad fell in with a bunch of commies.
Posted by: Eromero at October 11, 2021 08:37 PM (0OP+5)

_________

When they showed the movie in the Soviet Union, people were amazed that poor folks in America could own trucks.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2021 08:40 PM (/U27+)

544 Jack freezes to death playing hide and seek with Danny .

Posted by: Just a side note at October 11, 2021 08:40 PM (2DOZq)

545 Sharon flashes.

Willow's Apprentice ?

Posted by: JT at October 11, 2021 08:40 PM (arJlL)

546 Ants take over the Earth in Phase 4

Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 08:40 PM (OaZlZ)

547 Wallace loses his wife but makes up for it by shtupping the Princess of Wales.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 11, 2021 08:41 PM (VxC1e)

548 Somehow, Godzilla hides in New York City.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 08:41 PM (kBuGL)

549 Gruden reportedly referred to NFL commissioner Roger Goodell as a "clueless anti football p---y" as well as a "f----t" in the emails released by the New York Times.
Posted by: SMOD at October 11, 2021 08:38 PM (X5CsJ)

Well, I certainly expect that those email were not garnered through hacking or some other data breach. That would be wrong and unseemly.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 11, 2021 08:41 PM (KbLYZ)

550 The shepherd boy winds up being King of Israel

Posted by: artemis at October 11, 2021 08:41 PM (AwPyG)

551 Hornblower captured a 50 gun Spanish frigate, gave it to a revolutionary, then had to seize that ship again from the madman and his crew.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 11, 2021 08:41 PM (u82oZ)

552
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 11, 2021 08:42 PM (DUIap)

553 Damien survives his father's attempt to kill him.

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 11, 2021 08:42 PM (4I/2K)

554 Christ returns.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 08:42 PM (kBuGL)

555 @547

That's always a great example of artistic license. In real life, the lady was 9 years old when Braveheart was executed.

Posted by: artemis at October 11, 2021 08:42 PM (AwPyG)

556 Somehow, Godzilla hides in New York City.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

New York! Neeeeew York! New Yooooooooork!

(sung by Frank Sinatra)

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 11, 2021 08:42 PM (tjZg/)

557 It's full of stars.

Posted by: davidt at October 11, 2021 08:42 PM (L2a8p)

558 Though the Romans think He's dead, Jesus actually rises from the grave and ascends to Heaven.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 11, 2021 08:43 PM (7F9te)

559 Wesley was still pretty fucked up when he challenged Humperdinck to fight to the pain.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 11, 2021 08:43 PM (kTF2Z)

560 The penguin was disguising himself as a chicken

Posted by: Kindltot at October 11, 2021 08:43 PM (KbLYZ)

561 They stampede the graboid off a cliff.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 11, 2021 08:43 PM (5HBd1)

562 Somehow, Godzilla hides in New York City.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

A master of disguise

Posted by: JT at October 11, 2021 08:43 PM (arJlL)

563 He didn't just say things about gays. Many disparaging remarks about blacks as well.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 11, 2021 08:43 PM (nxdel)

564 The Man in the iron mask is the king's twin!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 08:43 PM (kBuGL)

565
they call in the airstrike...

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 11, 2021 08:44 PM (DUIap)

566 His roommate Charlie is just one of his hallucinations, but he's a genius anyway.

Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 08:44 PM (OaZlZ)

567 He catches the alligator and retrieves the El Corazon emerald. And comes back for her.
Posted by: Lizzy

With alligator - hide boots. Who knew he was such a good shoe maker? Oy vey, that Michael Douglas.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 11, 2021 08:44 PM (tjZg/)

568 I always thought Burgess Meredith was the penguin!

Posted by: artemis at October 11, 2021 08:44 PM (AwPyG)

569 551 Hornblower captured a 50 gun Spanish frigate, gave it to a revolutionary, then had to seize that ship again from the madman and his crew.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 11, 2021 08:41 PM (u82oZ)

I just watch the first two episodes of Hornblower (Ioann Gruffudd vintage). Great series...

Next up Sharpes Rifles.

Oh and Sean Bean lives...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 11, 2021 08:44 PM (BgMrQ)

570 Soylent Green is people.

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 11, 2021 08:44 PM (4I/2K)

571 Backdrafts are bad, mkay?

Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 08:44 PM (OaZlZ)

572 508 Shelley Winters doesn't make it.
Posted by: artemis at October 11, 2021 08:35 PM (AwPyG)
--------------

Night of the Hunter or Lolita?

Posted by: Braenyard at October 11, 2021 08:44 PM (vwS2N)

573 Did the collision between the businessman and the cyclist take place in Toronto? That's the sort of conversation I'd expect between 2 Canadians.
Posted by: Dr. Mabusette, just to clarify things at October 11, 2021 08:39 PM (1v8dB)

Might be Calgary, too. I note the cyclist is riding the wrong way down a one-way street, which is a worse violation than jaywalking.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 11, 2021 08:44 PM (FhsXW)

574 The little old ladies are poisoning people.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 08:44 PM (kBuGL)

575 Princess Fiona is also an Ogre!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 11, 2021 08:44 PM (7F9te)

576 Slim Whitman saves the world

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 11, 2021 08:45 PM (5HBd1)

577 Charles de Gaulle was unharmed by the Jackal assassin.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 11, 2021 08:45 PM (u82oZ)

578 537 Racist statement can be anything and everything these days.

---

things racists do according to the very serious science (tm) of being anti-rcist

going to church, intact families, doing homework,showing up to work on time, obviously being white, obviously voting republican

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 11, 2021 08:39 PM (ZZK0E)
-------------------

It's part of the process as the downhill path gets steeper. Once you establish that the U.S is an inherently racist country going the whole way back to the Founders, then by definition, ANY sort of patriotism = racism. That's why they drag that one out all the time trying to get it to stick. Makes progress easier for them.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 11, 2021 08:45 PM (lNHqD)

579 Oh and Sean Bean lives...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 11, 2021 08:44 PM (BgMrQ)
---
SPOILERS!!!

Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 08:45 PM (OaZlZ)

580 Rocky gets up 42 times to win the fight.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 11, 2021 08:45 PM (r5BVk)

581 Kurtz turns out to be a fat bald guy who mumbles a lot so Willard kills him with a machete.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 11, 2021 08:45 PM (VxC1e)

582 Wesley was still pretty fucked up when he challenged Humperdinck to fight to the pain.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 11, 2021 08:43 PM (kTF2Z)

Start Trek TNS was always pushing Wesley to be a hero, sad.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 11, 2021 08:45 PM (KbLYZ)

583 Night of the Hunter or Lolita?
Posted by: Braenyard at October 11, 2021 08:44 PM (vwS2N)

Poseidon adventure too.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 08:45 PM (kBuGL)

584 The aircraft carrier returns through the time warp.

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 11, 2021 08:45 PM (4I/2K)

585 How did Gruden's emails become fodder for discussion in the first place?
Someone was gunning for his butt and got it.
2011 is a long time ago and the more recent stuff...Yeah, somebody wanted him out.
I wonder if other NFL coaches or assistants from other organizations would do such a thing for competitive advantage.
Being woke. It ain't just for softheaded soiboys any more.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 11, 2021 08:45 PM (MFphb)

586 With alligator - hide boots. Who knew he was such a good shoe maker? Oy vey, that Michael Douglas.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet

I thought it was high-heeled shoes and an alligator hat.....

Posted by: JT at October 11, 2021 08:45 PM (arJlL)

587 Braenyard

Poseidon Adventure.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 11, 2021 08:45 PM (u82oZ)

588 @585

I'm tellin' ya, this was an SC op. They need a swashbuckling coach, right about now

Posted by: artemis at October 11, 2021 08:46 PM (AwPyG)

589 Bonnie and Clyde get shot

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 11, 2021 08:46 PM (5HBd1)

590 >>The little old ladies are poisoning people.

Ha!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2021 08:47 PM (bDqIh)

591 Racist statement can be anything and everything these days.
----
That word loses definition by the moment.

Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 08:47 PM (OaZlZ)

592 Kurtz turns out to be a fat bald guy who mumbles a lot so Willard kills him with a machete.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

My God, but he was boooooring! - Captain Willard

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 11, 2021 08:47 PM (tjZg/)

593 Snake escaped from New York.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 11, 2021 08:47 PM (a3Q+t)

594 Bonnie and Clyde get shot
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 11, 2021 08:46 PM (5HBd1)

Ditto Butch and Sundance.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 11, 2021 08:47 PM (VxC1e)

595 Joseph of Arimathea is pissed.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 11, 2021 08:47 PM (vwS2N)

596 Mickey and Mallory get away.

Posted by: davidt at October 11, 2021 08:47 PM (L2a8p)

597 Rosebud was a sled.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 11, 2021 08:47 PM (r5BVk)

598 The real Oak Island Mystery is whey it's still on teevee.

Posted by: Eromero at October 11, 2021 08:48 PM (0OP+5)

599 The Little Match Girl freezes to death.

Posted by: Tuna at October 11, 2021 08:48 PM (gLRfa)

600 Bonnie and Clyde get shot
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward

a lot

Posted by: JT at October 11, 2021 08:48 PM (arJlL)

601 I thought it was high-heeled shoes and an alligator hat.....
Posted by: JT

....and a low neck sweater. Get back, Loretta!

Or was it the Low Spark of High-heeled Boys?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 11, 2021 08:48 PM (tjZg/)

602 @572

Poseidon Adventure. But she saved the day! Which was totally believable, since she weighed about 300 pounds

Posted by: artemis at October 11, 2021 08:48 PM (AwPyG)

603 The Man has the straight flush.

Posted by: davidt at October 11, 2021 08:48 PM (L2a8p)

604 Mallory dies on Everest.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 11, 2021 08:48 PM (u82oZ)

605 Santino gets it at the tollbooth.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 11, 2021 08:49 PM (VxC1e)

606
Bonnie and Clyde get shot
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 11, 2021 08:46 PM (5HBd1)

__________

Happy that Hamer and the boys didn't spare any ammunition making sure they were dead.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2021 08:49 PM (/U27+)

607 Travis Bickle kills a pimp....AND LIVES!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 11, 2021 08:49 PM (tjZg/)

608 The little superman stand-in kid murders both his parents.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 08:49 PM (kBuGL)

609 I thought it was high-heeled shoes and an alligator hat.....
Posted by: JT at October 11, 2021 08:45 PM (arJlL)

...and the blonde hauls the dead 'gator out of the swamp by its tail, and says, "Damn, another barefooted one."

Posted by: Just the Punchline at October 11, 2021 08:49 PM (FhsXW)

610 Mr. Blanding's house still doesn't have enough bathrooms.

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 11, 2021 08:49 PM (4I/2K)

611 The Little Match Girl freezes to death.
Posted by: Tuna

I didn't know this until I read the story to one of my grands before bed. Never saw it coming.

I think I cried for two days.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 11, 2021 08:49 PM (mD/uy)

612 The Empereor had no clothes.

Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 08:49 PM (OaZlZ)

613 El Cid dies, but is tied to a horse to scare the Moors.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 11, 2021 08:49 PM (u82oZ)

614 Turns out, the 5th element was bow chicka bow bow.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 11, 2021 08:50 PM (9MfXT)

615 The guy who likes french fried taters kills the guy abusing the boy.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 11, 2021 08:50 PM (r5BVk)

616 Carlo gets garroted.

Posted by: artemis at October 11, 2021 08:50 PM (AwPyG)

617 Mickey and Mallory get away.
Posted by: davidt

What about Mickey and Sylvia ?

Posted by: JT at October 11, 2021 08:50 PM (arJlL)

618 The Great Santini dies in an plane crash.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 11, 2021 08:50 PM (tjZg/)

619 The best wrestler wins at Wrestlemania.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 11, 2021 08:50 PM (a3Q+t)

620 The real Oak Island Mystery is whey it's still on teevee.
Posted by: Eromero at October 11, 2021 08:48 PM (0OP+5)

I've tried to figure out the allure of those shows and can't. They drag everything out until the end and the result is always nothing.

Posted by: WiNO at October 11, 2021 08:50 PM (EpDzw)

621 After going North by Northwest, tall towers go into train tunnels.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 11, 2021 08:50 PM (u82oZ)

622 It did put the lotion on its skin.

Posted by: davidt at October 11, 2021 08:50 PM (L2a8p)

623 The homeless guy was the hero.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 08:50 PM (kBuGL)

624 600 Bonnie and Clyde get shot
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward

a lot
Posted by: JT at October 11, 2021 08:48 PM (arJlL)

Us too...

Posted by: Butch and Sundance at October 11, 2021 08:51 PM (BgMrQ)

625 There were two leopards, one tame and one zoo-escaped.

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 11, 2021 08:51 PM (4I/2K)

626 Lucille left him with four hungry children and a crop in the field.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 11, 2021 08:51 PM (kTF2Z)

627 It was the Salman Mousse

Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 08:51 PM (OaZlZ)

628 El Cid dies, but is tied to a horse to scare the Moors.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

No, it was the Moops!

Posted by: George Costanza at October 11, 2021 08:51 PM (tjZg/)

629 I've tried to figure out the allure of those shows and can't. They drag everything out until the end and the result is always nothing.
Posted by: WiNO at October 11, 2021 08:50 PM (EpDzw)

They have managed to make something popular that killed Geraldo's career.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 08:51 PM (kBuGL)

630 WiNO

Sub-prime people with dementia can not remember the last episode.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 11, 2021 08:51 PM (u82oZ)

631 Cleopatra gets asp'ed

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 11, 2021 08:51 PM (5HBd1)

632 610 Mr. Blanding's house still doesn't have enough bathrooms.
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 11, 2021 08:49 PM (4I/2K)

That's very good.

***golf clap***

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 11, 2021 08:52 PM (BgMrQ)

633 There were two suitcases that looked identical.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 11, 2021 08:52 PM (VxC1e)

634 "Cleveland Clinic joins Colorado Hospital and says it will stop performing organ transplants for unvaccinated people" _DM

Posted by: Braenyard at October 11, 2021 08:52 PM (vwS2N)

635 He and the black guy are the only two who live- but he kills both lions.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 08:52 PM (kBuGL)

636 Christian Bale was twin magicians.

Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 08:52 PM (OaZlZ)

637 591 Racist statement can be anything and everything these days.
----
That word loses definition by the moment.

===

not as long as people with 9 figure bankrolls continue to resign in shame

Dave Cahppel would be ashamed

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 11, 2021 08:52 PM (ZZK0E)

638 I told my bartender chick that Democrats are stupid, gullible concert goers and that the Democrat dream for America will wind up being the Fyre Festival.

She got a little irked with me.

Was this not a reasonable parallel?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 11, 2021 08:52 PM (7F9te)

639 Ralphie gets a Red Ryder.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 11, 2021 08:52 PM (a3Q+t)

640 Michael doesn't want to be a bad guy, but it runs in the family

Posted by: artemis at October 11, 2021 08:52 PM (AwPyG)

641
Scarlett moves back to Tara.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2021 08:52 PM (/U27+)

642 Us too...
Posted by: Butch and Sundance at October 11, 2021 08:51 PM (BgMrQ)

It's a dangerous place, Bolivia you me!

Posted by: Che Guevara at October 11, 2021 08:52 PM (FhsXW)

643 The Little Match Girl freezes to death.
Posted by: Tuna

I didn't know this until I read the story to one of my grands before bed. Never saw it coming.

I think I cried for two days.
Posted by: Tonypet

Speaking of inappropriate placement, I saw true crime interview of a suspect the other day. Suspect confesses to cannibalizing his victim the goes to pizza commercial. Long pig and pineapple, a Dahmer Hawaiian.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 11, 2021 08:53 PM (d9FiS)

644 Christian Bale was twin magicians.
Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 08:52 PM (OaZlZ)

That was a creepy one. Nice foreshadowing with the bird trick.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 11, 2021 08:53 PM (VxC1e)

645 639 Ralphie gets a Red Ryder.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 11, 2021 08:52 PM (a3Q+t)

He did not say 'fudge'. Also, he heard it from his Dad.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 08:53 PM (kBuGL)

646 Have a great night, everyone.

Spoilers --Nyah. Not about THAT You all know what it's about already.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 11, 2021 08:53 PM (u82oZ)

647 634 "Cleveland Clinic joins Colorado Hospital and says it will stop performing organ transplants for unvaccinated people" _DM
Posted by: Braenyard at October 11, 2021 08:52 PM (vwS2N)

Fucking Clinic...

What's UH's stance I wonder?

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 11, 2021 08:53 PM (BgMrQ)

648 Rumor is Kenny Rogers had a thing for the Gatlin brothers, or maybe one of them.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 11, 2021 08:54 PM (vwS2N)

649 The Omega Man dies in the end, but his blood saves the others.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....nic at night at October 11, 2021 08:54 PM (tjZg/)

650 Turns out, it's really hard to kill a man with a grass cutting tool just once.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 11, 2021 08:54 PM (9MfXT)

651 Night NaCLy dog.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 08:54 PM (kBuGL)

652 Cleopatra had a killer asp.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 11, 2021 08:54 PM (d9FiS)

653 Jack was an asshole and just needed to play jazz piano on his own.

Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 08:54 PM (OaZlZ)

654 Taylor was on Earth the whole time.

Posted by: davidt at October 11, 2021 08:54 PM (L2a8p)

655 Seigfreid and Roy were not really magicians based on what happened with the tiger.

Posted by: Eromero at October 11, 2021 08:54 PM (0OP+5)

656 The guy they hit on the road last summer didn't die.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 08:55 PM (kBuGL)

657 John Wayne shot Liberty Valence

Posted by: JT at October 11, 2021 08:55 PM (arJlL)

658 The Krell dies

Posted by: Braenyard at October 11, 2021 08:55 PM (vwS2N)

659 Eddie does beat Minnesota Fats. Sarah kills herself.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 11, 2021 08:55 PM (mD/uy)

660 He hits the ball.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 08:55 PM (kBuGL)

661 >>> That was a creepy one. Nice foreshadowing with the bird trick.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 11, 2021 08:53 PM (VxC1e)

The book is better, creepier.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 11, 2021 08:55 PM (9MfXT)

662 Shane rode away.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 11, 2021 08:56 PM (a3Q+t)

663 Ricahrd Dreyfus leaves with the aliens, but he seems happy enough about it.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....nic at night at October 11, 2021 08:56 PM (tjZg/)

664 The bridge falls on him.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 08:56 PM (kBuGL)

665
Cleopatra had a killer asp.

________

An asp to die for.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2021 08:56 PM (/U27+)

666 But Quint gets eaten by the shark.

Wait a minute, whose movie is this?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....nic at night at October 11, 2021 08:56 PM (tjZg/)

667 Velma and Roxy get off

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 11, 2021 08:56 PM (BgMrQ)

668 Quint doesn't make it.

Posted by: davidt at October 11, 2021 08:56 PM (L2a8p)

669 It's his Dad!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 08:56 PM (kBuGL)

670 Ricahrd Dreyfus leaves with the aliens, but he seems happy enough about it.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....nic at night at October 11, 2021 08:56 PM (tjZg/)
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The anal probing had yet to start.

Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 08:57 PM (OaZlZ)

671 REPORT: Jon Gruden Called President Joe Biden A 'Nervous Clueless Pu**y,' Called Roger Goodell A 'Fa**ot' And 'Clueless Anti Football Pussy'

Posted by: SMOD at October 11, 2021 08:57 PM (X5CsJ)

672 the robot was the one in charge.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 11, 2021 08:57 PM (KbLYZ)

673 You never know where an HQ thread will go.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 11, 2021 08:57 PM (kTF2Z)

674 663 Ricahrd Dreyfus leaves with the aliens, but he seems happy enough about it.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....nic at night at October 11, 2021 08:56 PM (tjZg/)
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Forgetabout the wife and kids.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 11, 2021 08:57 PM (vwS2N)

675 Marian the Librarian gets her flim-flam man.

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 11, 2021 08:57 PM (4I/2K)

676 Nervous, clueless, pussy?

Not sure this is a good read of Biden.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 08:57 PM (kBuGL)

677 The Macbeth family probably shouldn't buy a lot of green bananas.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 11, 2021 08:58 PM (9MfXT)

678 There might have been a duplicate key to the ward room, but the Caine was staffed by dicks.

Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2021 08:58 PM (OaZlZ)

679 He ordered the robot to kill him.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2021 08:58 PM (kBuGL)

680 Biff ends up getting into the car detailing business.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 11, 2021 08:58 PM (VxC1e)

681 @675

He finally gets his foot caught in the door

Posted by: artemis at October 11, 2021 08:58 PM (AwPyG)

682 Talkin' about pool with a capital P.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 11, 2021 08:58 PM (vwS2N)

683 it works both ways, either go woke go broke works or it doesn't .

if the noofle fans don't care nfl is gayfeg

then

they wont care that it's not woke either.

why resign

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 11, 2021 08:58 PM (ZZK0E)

684 He built it; they came.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 11, 2021 08:59 PM (DTX3h)

685 Velma and Roxy get off
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard

Fresh batteries ?

Posted by: JT at October 11, 2021 08:59 PM (arJlL)

686 The knights get arrested.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 11, 2021 08:59 PM (r5BVk)

687 After they take the Mardi Gras masks off, their faces remain looking like the masks.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 11, 2021 08:59 PM (mD/uy)

688 @677

Nobody who lives at Elsinore, either

Posted by: artemis at October 11, 2021 08:59 PM (AwPyG)

689 Marian the Librarian gets her flim-flam man.
Posted by: Count de Monet,

The had trouble
Right there in River City
That starts with a "T"
That rhymes with "P"
And the "P" it stands for pool!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....nic at night at October 11, 2021 08:59 PM (tjZg/)

690 Noah tries to kill his granddaughters.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at October 11, 2021 08:59 PM (xopIz)

691 Ferris Bueller is Cameron's hallucination

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 11, 2021 09:00 PM (BgMrQ)

692 The knights get arrested.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

No shrubbery for you!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....nic at night at October 11, 2021 09:00 PM (tjZg/)

693 ONT is NOOD

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 11, 2021 09:00 PM (VxC1e)

694 The Coors beer gets to Atlanta in time.

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 11, 2021 09:01 PM (4I/2K)

695 by the way, I watched Rocketship X-M (With Lloyd Bridges!) last night and realized it is an American re-write of Fritz Lang's Frau im Mond

But worse. Much worse

Posted by: Kindltot at October 11, 2021 09:01 PM (KbLYZ)

696 685 Velma and Roxy get off
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard

Fresh batteries ?
Posted by: JT at October 11, 2021 08:59 PM (arJlL)

They had it comin'

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 11, 2021 09:01 PM (BgMrQ)

697 The thread winds up ending when a guy posts "ONT Nood".

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 11, 2021 09:01 PM (7F9te)

698 He ordered the code red.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 11, 2021 09:01 PM (nfrXX)

699 465 Your examples are old. Do better, Caitlyn. Do better.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 11, 2021 08:29 PM (kTF2Z)
Hillary's dumping emails is old too. Still happened.
Honeybadgers....

Posted by: Caitlyn's Pancake Batter at October 11, 2021 09:01 PM (lotw/)

700 Rocky loses a tough decision and lies about no rematch.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 11, 2021 09:01 PM (DElAm)

701 Terry wasn't a contender.

Posted by: Javems at October 11, 2021 09:01 PM (AmoqO)

702 ONT is NOOD

Ahhhhh.... worst spoiler ever.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 11, 2021 09:02 PM (r5BVk)

703 Mick dies, too.

Posted by: artemis at October 11, 2021 09:04 PM (AwPyG)

704 Turns out that a model airplane designer can design a full size plane.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 11, 2021 09:04 PM (2DOZq)

705 nice to know that justice has a sell by date

Posted by: Kindltot at October 11, 2021 09:04 PM (KbLYZ)

706 @698

Damn right he did!

Posted by: artemis at October 11, 2021 09:05 PM (AwPyG)

707 Smith and Jones never get the amnesty.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 11, 2021 09:25 PM (7bRMQ)

708 Madeleine Elster and Judy Barton are the same person.

Posted by: Gelasius the Third at October 12, 2021 12:00 AM (c8rVy)

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