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EMT 10/9/21

Your Saturday early morning thread begins here.

Posted by: krakatoa at 06:00 AM




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1 G'mornin' Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at October 09, 2021 05:01 AM (jDHSU)

2 Good morning everyone

Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 09, 2021 05:01 AM (sTjax)

3
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 09, 2021 05:02 AM (DUIap)

4 Good Morning Morons today is Saturday, October 9, 2021. On this day in 1635 Roger Williams was banished from the Massachusetts Bay Colony after religious and policy disagreements. He was a Puritan minister, theologian, and author who founded Providence Plantations, which became the Colony of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations and later the U.S. State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations, now the State of Rhode Island.

Posted by: Vic at October 09, 2021 05:02 AM (mpXpK)

5 i]Kamala Harris skips the US-Mexico border-security meeting and goes to depite the fact that she is suppposed to be in charge of border security.goes to New Jersey instead. Doe she know that Biden has no intent of having border security?


https://tinyurl.com/dsvakuxu

Posted by: Vic at October 09, 2021 05:03 AM (mpXpK)

6 Speaking of a lying scrunt, Psaki grilled on Biden's terrible polls,' blames Delta variant and unvaccinated Americans. Typical Democrat response.


https://tinyurl.com/528xark7

Posted by: Vic at October 09, 2021 05:03 AM (mpXpK)

7 A federal appeals court reinstated Texas' controversial "fetal heart beat" abortion ban on Friday night, days after a lower court suspended the Republican backed law.


This will wind up going to SCOTUS before it is settled. Notice how the MFM never say "the controversial Roe v Wade decision".


https://tinyurl.com/tzcajaww

Posted by: Vic at October 09, 2021 05:04 AM (mpXpK)

8 The EMS system is in danger of collapsing due to Biden's uneven mandates for for COVID crap.


https://tinyurl.com/4p4524ne

Posted by: Vic at October 09, 2021 05:05 AM (mpXpK)

9 >>>Your Saturday early morning thread begins here.

The cadence reminds me of the very worth-reading David Foster Wallace, This is Water, a commencement address; final full paragraph:

"It is unimaginably hard to do this, to stay conscious and alive in the adult world day in and day out. Which means yet another grand cliché turns out to be true: your education really IS the job of a lifetime. And it commences: now."

Posted by: m at October 09, 2021 05:05 AM (6dJKT)

10 Academic turds are opposed to our typical neighborhoods. They want overcrowded "fiddler green housing".


https://tinyurl.com/4us26k34

Posted by: Vic at October 09, 2021 05:05 AM (mpXpK)

11 RAMIREZ

https://tinyurl.com/ynbym74y


And that's it for today, not much out there. It's all Biden Biden Biden.

Posted by: Vic at October 09, 2021 05:06 AM (mpXpK)

12 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 09, 2021 05:07 AM (u82oZ)

13 7 Notice how the MFM never say "the controversial Roe v Wade decision".
Posted by: Vic at October 09, 2021 05:04 AM (mpXpK)

Yep.

Posted by: m at October 09, 2021 05:08 AM (6dJKT)

14 Good morning

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 09, 2021 05:08 AM (KLdfT)

15 Thank you Vic. Much appreciated.

Deliberately not having enough EMTs and Firefighters is a crime against the citizenry.

Whole lot of people are going to die needlessly.
But that is the Left's inner thing. They are a Death cult, impervious to reason.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 09, 2021 05:10 AM (u82oZ)

16 What do you mean there is no safe transport for hydrogen? We could fill giant doped canvas bags full of hydrogen and float them over cities. There have been no studies which show this to be unsafe.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 09, 2021 05:10 AM (0ryfU)

17 Vic

I thought Fiddler's Green was the heaven for sailors.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 09, 2021 05:11 AM (u82oZ)

18 Muad'dib

can you please give me a link? or I n f i d e l 7 5 at the proton thingy?

Posted by: Infidel at October 09, 2021 05:12 AM (iorxD)

19 Mornin', all,

Adventures of Superman is on H & I, one of the early, somewhat darker episodes with Phyllis Coates as Lois Lane!

I'm here with coffee, about to smoke a morning pipe, with Chekov the Senior Cat sprawled on the carpet near my feet. Got to decide on what I'll have for breakfast.
There is still bacon from last week's trip to the store. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 09, 2021 05:14 AM (c6xtn)

20 A link to what?

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 09, 2021 05:15 AM (KLdfT)

21 Cat Ass Trophy

Lot of research in using solid supports to trap the H₂ reversibly. Basically they use a metal or a mixed metal oxide sponge to trap or release H₂ as needed. But for big industrial uses, it's back to pipelines. Which the Luddist Left hates.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 09, 2021 05:15 AM (u82oZ)

22 Let's go Brandon

Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 09, 2021 05:16 AM (sTjax)

23 IMHO, Gabby Petito killed herself to make it look like murder or it was an accident.

Rich parents got the young man out of the country.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at October 09, 2021 05:17 AM (xopIz)

24 Good morning morons and thanks Vic

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 09, 2021 05:17 AM (EZebt)

25 exactly, NaCly, their only plan is destruction and death; all else is verbal distraction and handwaving. this is clearly visible every day, wherever you look.
there are no words for how grateful i am to live out among the cows & corn, where i only hear about their activity instead of having it shoved in my face.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at October 09, 2021 05:19 AM (jDHSU)

26 Got some preps to make for the day.

Going to Riley, Kansas (Population 1,000) for their Fall Festival with the wife.

Have a great day, everyone. Be that swan gliding serenely though choppy water. Never let them see the feet moving fast.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 09, 2021 05:20 AM (u82oZ)

27 Hiya

Posted by: JT at October 09, 2021 05:20 AM (arJlL)

28 Thanks for the VNN, Vic !

Posted by: JT at October 09, 2021 05:21 AM (arJlL)

29 Enjoy, NaCly !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at October 09, 2021 05:23 AM (jDHSU)

30 and yes, thanks for the news, Vic !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at October 09, 2021 05:23 AM (jDHSU)

31 A link to what?
Posted by: Muad'dib

Good morning, sweet product.

Posted by: Infidel at October 09, 2021 05:24 AM (iorxD)

32 LOL, "Only parasites fear Ivermectin."

barnhardt.biz

With a photo of Fucky.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at October 09, 2021 05:27 AM (xopIz)

33 What I wouldn't give to have been the ER doc Brandon called to try to get his friend seen faster.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 09, 2021 05:29 AM (0ryfU)

34 Good morning!

Posted by: Katja at October 09, 2021 05:40 AM (GDvjU)

35 Good morning fellow slackers and mouth breathers! 'Sup?!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 09, 2021 05:40 AM (rrugG)

36 What I wouldn't give to have been the ER doc Brandon called to try to get his friend seen faster.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 09, 2021


***
Trashy people, the Bidens. Trump would never have done such a thing; Reagan wouldn't. Dunno about Nixon, but Eisenhower wouldn't. And I can't be sure, but can you imagine Hoover or Coolidge doing that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 09, 2021 05:48 AM (c6xtn)

37 Good morning all! Dogs have been out, coffee is uh, dripping and it's cool and humid out.

Posted by: Rosasharn at October 09, 2021 05:52 AM (PzBTm)

38 What I wouldn't give to have been the ER doc Brandon called to try to get his friend seen faster.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 09, 2021

***
Trashy people, the Bidens. Trump would never have done such a thing; Reagan wouldn't. Dunno about Nixon, but Eisenhower wouldn't. And I can't be sure, but can you imagine Hoover or Coolidge doing that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 09, 2021 05:48 AM


to that point, one could certainly imagine BHO or LBJ or FDR or JFK doing exactly that

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 09, 2021 05:52 AM (DUIap)

39
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and enrage the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 09, 2021 05:53 AM (/U27+)

40 Good morning Hadrian!

Posted by: Rosasharn at October 09, 2021 05:54 AM (PzBTm)

41 mornin' y'all

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at October 09, 2021 05:55 AM (Adlwz)

42
Notice how the MFM never say "the controversial Roe v Wade decision".
Posted by: Vic at October 09, 2021 05:04 AM (mpXpK)

__________

Roe v Wade is not, or should not be, controversial, sirrah! It is one of the founding documents of this country. To attack it is to strike seditiously at Democracy itself.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 09, 2021 05:56 AM (/U27+)

43 to that point, one could certainly imagine BHO or LBJ or FDR or JFK doing exactly that
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 09, 2021


***
Jugears, oh, yes. The earlier Ds might have had a bit more class, or might just have been inhibited by the outrage in the press. They were not so obviously covering for the Dems then. LBJ was vilified by the MSM almost every day because of Vietnam and everything else. (Remember the flap about his dog?) He might not have dared.

JFK, well, yes, they've have covered for him and FDR.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 09, 2021 05:59 AM (c6xtn)

44 Took the grandkids to the Cave of the Winds and Rocky Mountain National Park in Estes Park. It was good to see them intrigued by the rocks and minerals in the caves and the wildlife in the park. There's hope for the world beyond video games and TV.

More science and math today as we make spooky halloween cookies and plant some flowers and bulbs.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 09, 2021 06:00 AM (rrugG)

45 "On this day in 1635 Roger Williams was banished from the Massachusetts Bay Colony after religious and policy disagreements"

Spent the rest of his life pushing a broom just to rent an eight by 12 four-bit room.

Posted by: A True Redneck at October 09, 2021 06:01 AM (Tnijr)

46 Is there any word yet on Senator Manchin leaving the Democrat party? Didn't think so.

Posted by: Kentucky kid at October 09, 2021 06:01 AM (HjBsC)

47 No wait that was Steve Miller.

Posted by: A True Redneck at October 09, 2021 06:02 AM (Tnijr)

48 Getting banished in mid October was serious. Of course getting banished to Rhode Island would be serious today as well.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at October 09, 2021 06:05 AM (oWBc3)

49 Hadrian I read Delilah racked up another No. 1 Mazel tov!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 09, 2021 06:09 AM (EZebt)

50 "On this day in 1635 Roger Williams was banished from the Massachusetts Bay Colony after religious and policy disagreements"

Spent the rest of his life pushing a broom just to rent an eight by 12 four-bit room.
Posted by: A True Redneck at October 09, 2021


***
He was heard to say as he left, "Dang me! They oughta take a rope and hang me!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 09, 2021 06:10 AM (c6xtn)

51 Took the grandkids to the Cave of the Winds and Rocky Mountain National Park in Estes Park. It was good to see them intrigued by the rocks and minerals in the caves and the wildlife in the park. There's hope for the world beyond video games and TV.

More science and math today as we make spooky halloween cookies and plant some flowers and bulbs.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead


Warms my heart!

Posted by: Infidel at October 09, 2021 06:10 AM (iorxD)

52 Hiya Rosasharn !

Posted by: JT at October 09, 2021 06:11 AM (arJlL)

53
Hadrian I read Delilah racked up another No. 1 Mazel tov!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 09, 2021 06:09 AM (EZebt)

_______

Thanks. Hoping her luck continues to the two all-breed shows this weekend.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 09, 2021 06:13 AM (/U27+)

54 I'm going to max out all my credit and then ask the banks to extend my credit limit to get me thru the end of the year. When 2022 comes I'll get my act together and it will be smooth sailing until October or so and then I might need a little something to tide me over.

Posted by: f'd at October 09, 2021 06:17 AM (Tnijr)

55 Where do you want me to go?

Posted by: Let's go Brandon at October 09, 2021 06:19 AM (jYQlA)

56 Hi JT!

Posted by: Rosasharn at October 09, 2021 06:20 AM (PzBTm)

57 I've had some good times in Rhodesia Island. Good food. Saw Rocky Horror Picture Show in Providence.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 09, 2021 06:20 AM (EZebt)

58 Rhodesia! Ha!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 09, 2021 06:21 AM (EZebt)

59 You know what you call a "cryptocurrency pegged at 1:1 against the dollar"?

An I.O.U.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 09, 2021 06:21 AM (6FeV1)

60 Hi JT!
Posted by: Rosasharn

Posted by: JT at October 09, 2021 06:21 AM (arJlL)

61 Trailer for sale or rent.

Posted by: Roger Miller at October 09, 2021 06:22 AM (jYQlA)

62 Ooo Mitch says he won't help the Dems raise the debt limit again after Schumer's tantrum. What a crafty tortoise.

Posted by: f'd at October 09, 2021 06:24 AM (Tnijr)

63 Rooms to let, 50 cents...

Posted by: Rosasharn at October 09, 2021 06:25 AM (PzBTm)

64 There have been no studies which show this to be unsafe.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 09, 2021 05:10 AM (0ryfU)

The plural of anecdote is humanity.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 09, 2021 06:25 AM (6FeV1)

65 Trailer for sale or rent.
Posted by: Roger Miller at October 09, 2021


***
Look on YooToob for Thom Bresh's version of "Smoke That Cigarette." He does wonderful impressions as he recites and sings the lyrics -- Jimmy Stewart and John Wayne, Paul Lynde and Truman Capote, Archie Bunker and Bogart. And he does each chorus as a different country singer, including Roger Miller. See if you can spot all the voices.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 09, 2021 06:25 AM (c6xtn)

66 Biden assigning Harris to "The Border" is like Trump appointing you to "not putting gold leaf or gold paint on everything I own."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 09, 2021 06:27 AM (6FeV1)

67
no phone, no pool, no pets

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 09, 2021 06:27 AM (DUIap)

68 I ain't got no cigarettes !

Posted by: JT at October 09, 2021 06:32 AM (arJlL)

69 23 IMHO, Gabby Petito killed herself to make it look like murder or it was an accident.

Rich parents got the young man out of the country.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict



Awiens...

Posted by: Cute fuzzy kitten at October 09, 2021 06:34 AM (sVfvf)

70 I need an excuse quick. The sun is coming up and I'm supposed to pull up all the pavers on the back patio and level them up with sand. Somebody help!

Posted by: f'd at October 09, 2021 06:36 AM (Tnijr)

71 Man of means by no means, King of the Road.

G'nite.

Posted by: Infidel at October 09, 2021 06:38 AM (iorxD)

72 Been to Rocky National park for a everything, watched but mostly heard the Big Horn sheep banging into each other

Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 09, 2021 06:38 AM (sTjax)

73 *doing a rain dance for f'd*

Best I got!

Posted by: Rosasharn at October 09, 2021 06:38 AM (PzBTm)

74 Speaking of a lying scrunt, Psaki grilled on Biden's terrible polls,' blames Delta variant and unvaccinated Americans. Typical Democrat response.

Has Jizz Psocky answered the question yet on how many in the West Wing have been shot-up with the mRNA?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 09, 2021 06:40 AM (+LCoQ)

75 70 I need an excuse quick. The sun is coming up and I'm supposed to pull up all the pavers on the back patio and level them up with sand. Somebody help!
Posted by: f'd at October 09, 2021 06:36 AM (Tnijr)

If you do it today, it'll be done.

Posted by: m at October 09, 2021 06:40 AM (6dJKT)

76 " *doing a rain dance for f'd*

Best I got!
Posted by: Rosasharn "

Thanks. One of the reason I'm supposed to do it is so the patio slopes away from the house again.

Posted by: f'd at October 09, 2021 06:41 AM (Tnijr)

77 I need an excuse quick. The sun is coming up and I'm supposed to pull up all the pavers on the back patio and level them up with sand. Somebody help!

After hacking the camera on your computer, I can immediately tell that you are having some lower back problems and some spot on therapy would be a day fishing at the lake.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 09, 2021 06:42 AM (+LCoQ)

78 "If you do it today, it'll be done."

That's not much of an excuse.

Posted by: f'd at October 09, 2021 06:42 AM (Tnijr)

79 Somebody help!
Posted by: f'd at October 09, 2021 06:36 AM (Tnijr)

No brown people you can hire?

Posted by: Wine Mom at October 09, 2021 06:43 AM (/6GbT)

80 RIP to your back Fd

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 09, 2021 06:44 AM (/6GbT)

81 78 "If you do it today, it'll be done."

That's not much of an excuse.
Posted by: f'd at October 09, 2021 06:42 AM (Tnijr)

Rosasharn had already given you an excuse!

Posted by: m at October 09, 2021 06:44 AM (6dJKT)

82 Good morning, Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 09, 2021 06:44 AM (+4oV5)

83 I need something plausible, like disrupting the environment beneath the pavers will require a permit from the EPA and it may take some time.

Posted by: f'd at October 09, 2021 06:45 AM (Tnijr)

84 Hey there, cats 'n' kittens!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at October 09, 2021 06:45 AM (Dc2NZ)

85 Speaking of a lying scrunt, Psaki grilled on Biden's terrible polls,' blames Delta variant and unvaccinated Americans. Typical Democrat response.

Has Jizz Psocky answered the question yet on how many in the West Wing have been shot-up with the mRNA?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 09, 2021 06:40 AM


In an ironic twist of fate, pissaki refused to answer the quesiton on how many of the WH staff have been vaccinated, citing medical privacy concerns.


And no, I am not making that up.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 09, 2021 06:46 AM (JUOKG)

86 ""If you do it today, it'll be done."

That's not much of an excuse."

Don't forget to post your 'wetlands modification' permit onsite, before you begin

-Your EPA

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at October 09, 2021 06:46 AM (3D/fK)

87 Goood morning Ladyl!

Posted by: Rosasharn at October 09, 2021 06:46 AM (PzBTm)

88 Morning peeps. Kinda' foggy here in the Bluegrass. Got some more property to mow if/when it dries out.

F'd... I have "a few" pavers that need to be re-leveled too. I've been putting that off for years. Backbreaking work.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 09, 2021 06:46 AM (BFigT)

89 Harris is a retarded idiot. Want more evidence? Check out this cringe video.

https://tinyurl.com/ydreachh

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 09, 2021 06:47 AM (OfDbA)

90 70 I need an excuse quick. The sun is coming up and I'm supposed to pull up all the pavers on the back patio and level them up with sand. Somebody help!
Posted by: f'd at October 09, 2021 06:36 AM (Tnijr)

How about: Claim you'll be tied up with something that's much, much, much more urgent?

https://tinyurl.com/x4udws2f

Posted by: m at October 09, 2021 06:47 AM (6dJKT)

91 If you disturb the pavers you'll be at risk from Radon gas!

Posted by: Hazel Nut at October 09, 2021 06:48 AM (jYQlA)

92 Notice how the MFM never say "the controversial Roe v Wade decision".

--

Same as them always saying "far right wing" but never "far left wing" of the so-and-so party.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 09, 2021 06:48 AM (sVtYq)

93
I need an excuse quick. The sun is coming up and I'm supposed to pull up all the pavers on the back patio and level them up with sand. Somebody help!

Posted by: f'd at October 09, 2021 06:36 AM


you can't do it today! Today is the 54th anniversary of Che Guevara whimpering like a little bitch when they stood him up against a wall and shot his commie ass

it's a day of celebration & leisure

(and it's my birthday, so there's that...)

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 09, 2021 06:49 AM (DUIap)

94 "Don't forget to post your 'wetlands modification' permit onsite, before you begin "

Oh that's good. With all the rain last week it's bound to be soggy under there. Maybe there are some endangered newts or something.

Posted by: f'd at October 09, 2021 06:49 AM (Tnijr)

95 "(and it's my birthday, so there's that...)"

That's perfect! I can't pull up the pavers today because we are having a birthday party for AltonJackson!

Posted by: f'd at October 09, 2021 06:50 AM (Tnijr)

96 Happy Birthday AltonJackson!

Posted by: Rosasharn at October 09, 2021 06:51 AM (PzBTm)

97
https://tinyurl.com/x4udws2f

Posted by: m at October 09, 2021 06:47 AM


this year's christmas is rafted up on the 60+ container ships anchored off Long Beach...

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 09, 2021 06:51 AM (DUIap)

98 https://tinyurl.com/ydreachh

Her new image consultant is hard at work already.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 09, 2021 06:52 AM (EZebt)

99 Happy Birthday AltonJackson!
Posted by: Rosasharn

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at October 09, 2021 06:55 AM (arJlL)

100 100

Posted by: m at October 09, 2021 06:55 AM (6dJKT)

101 "Don't forget to post your 'wetlands modification' permit onsite, before you begin "

Oh that's good. With all the rain last week it's bound to be soggy under there. Maybe there are some endangered newts or something.

Posted by: f'd at October 09, 2021 06:49 AM


She turned me into a newt.......I got better.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 09, 2021 06:55 AM (JUOKG)

102 Might be some CORONAVIRUS lurking under those pavers.

Posted by: m at October 09, 2021 06:56 AM (6dJKT)

103 Today is the 54th anniversary of Che Guevara whimpering like a little bitch when they stood him up against a wall and shot his commie ass

it's a day of celebration & leisure

I thought he got an icepick in the eye ?

Posted by: JT at October 09, 2021 06:56 AM (arJlL)

104 Hiya Ladyl !

Posted by: JT at October 09, 2021 06:56 AM (arJlL)

105 this year's christmas is rafted up on the 60+ container ships anchored off Long Beach...

Which is probably still better than the 1000s of unpaid and unfed crew members stranded on abandoned cargo ships around the world because of debt held by the owners or the ships are to expensive to repair.

Can't get off the ship because of laws, and the cargo companies won't return the crewmen to their homeland.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 09, 2021 06:56 AM (+LCoQ)

106 Hiya Eris !

Posted by: JT at October 09, 2021 06:56 AM (arJlL)

107 Morning Horde. Off to a fine day in the salt mines. This time next week, I hope to be monitoring hangover intensity at the TxMoMe.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at October 09, 2021 06:57 AM (jvt6t)

108 Good Morning Horde!

Cloudy and 65 here in Chicago, gonna get to 80. Looks like I can get to the lawn mowing after having rain the past 2 days.

Happy Birthday AltonJackson!

Posted by: Pony Tail at October 09, 2021 06:57 AM (tzZq2)

109 Or two weeks. Where's the coffee?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at October 09, 2021 06:58 AM (jvt6t)

110 Everyone have a great day! See you all later!

Posted by: Rosasharn at October 09, 2021 06:59 AM (PzBTm)

111 https://tinyurl.com/ydreachh

Her new image consultant is hard at work already.


That actually beats Guam tipping over and astronauts planting the flag on Mars.

Someone should have said "Let me go outside and wave and yell if you see me"

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 09, 2021 06:59 AM (+LCoQ)

112 Morning Horde. Off to a fine day in the salt mines. This time next week, I hope to be monitoring hangover intensity at the TxMoMe.

I thought it is a fortnight from now.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 09, 2021 07:01 AM (+LCoQ)

113 BabaluBlog had some brief thoughts about Che yesterday.

https://tinyurl.com/22ah5ufm

Posted by: m at October 09, 2021 07:02 AM (6dJKT)

114 Happy Birthday, Alton. Now you can go out for a drink legally.

Enjoy your day and God bless you. Some of the nicest people are born in October. So far we have you, Nurse Ratched and FenSpouse. If I missed anyone-sorry.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 09, 2021 07:02 AM (lQj4a)

115 Had a tooth pulled Thursday, and it clotted up real good and is healing the way it should. Best thing is not having that iron taste from overnight seepage, even after brushing and rinsing. Good coffee. Yesterday was yech.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 09, 2021 07:03 AM (C1Lsn)

116 To quote Pixy ---- Someone's having a bad week.

*nods*

**on the brighter side, I still have to look down to see grass roots**

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 09, 2021 07:03 AM (F0YaR)

117
Pierre Kory, MD MPA
@PierreKory
·
Oct 7
Fun fact: Between 100-200 United States Congress Members (plus many of their staffers & family members) with COVID.. were treated by a colleague over the past 15 months with ivermectin & the I-MASK+ protocol at http://flccc.net. None have gone to hospital.

Posted by: Gwenn at October 09, 2021 07:05 AM (9Gr7n)

118 Good Saturday morning all! Wow.. finally got a good nights sleep. It's been beautiful weather here but today it hits 91. Then back down to the 80's.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 09, 2021 07:05 AM (nxdel)

119 Happy birthday Alton Jackson!

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 09, 2021 07:06 AM (nxdel)

120 I'm a Libra too Fenelon. That's the one with the little hangy thingys.

Posted by: f'd at October 09, 2021 07:06 AM (Tnijr)

121 Waiting for Skip's breakfast...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 09, 2021 07:07 AM (EZebt)

122 I hope you have a great birthday Alton. Sorry but Mrs f'd nixed the party.

Posted by: f'd at October 09, 2021 07:07 AM (Tnijr)

123 m -- here is link about Lithuania

https://tinyurl.com/s9t6ym5t

Posted by: Ordinary American at October 09, 2021 07:09 AM (H8QX8)

124 Was a article this wee how Barky picked the useful idiot as his VO and someone picked the Ho to be Sundowner useful idiot,

Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 09, 2021 07:09 AM (sTjax)

125 121 Waiting for Skip's breakfast...
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 09, 2021 07:07 AM (EZebt)

Skip's already at work.

Posted by: m at October 09, 2021 07:09 AM (6dJKT)

126 Happy birthday AJ and JJ too

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 09, 2021 07:09 AM (EZebt)

127 Happy Birthday AltonJackson!
Posted by: Rosasharn


Again? That guy has almost as many birthdays as JJS.

*throws him a HBD anyhow*

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 09, 2021 07:10 AM (F0YaR)

128 Happy Saturday everyone! Once again, we're up to five dogs on account of people taking vacations and having us babysit their pets.

Thankfully, greyhounds are generally laid back so five couch potatoes isn't as bad as it sounds.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 09, 2021 07:10 AM (t/mkx)

129 123 m -- here is link about Lithuania

https://tinyurl.com/s9t6ym5t

Posted by: Ordinary American at October 09, 2021 07:09 AM (H8QX

Thanks very much, OA.

Posted by: m at October 09, 2021 07:10 AM (6dJKT)

130
thanks, all

in a strange but delightful twist of fate, the Independence Day fireworks what my small (but tiny) town cancelled due to "an abundance of caution" back in July are scheduled to happen this evening...so I got that going for me, which is nice

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 09, 2021 07:10 AM (DUIap)

131 Today's morning walk:

Saw two smaller herons in a pond-one was blueish and the other greyish. The senior citizens at the adult community have separate gardens behind a gate to keep out the deer but you can walk in there. I have no idea what all the flowers were except for zinnias in a lot of different colors-beautiful reds and yellows and oranges, a bunch of purple morning glories as well as some kind of purple asters. By the main building they had chrysanthemums in all kids of fall colors, lots of lavender which smelled very nice and still some fall roses.

If you can go out to enjoy nature today. It helps to lifts one's spirit

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 09, 2021 07:10 AM (lQj4a)

132

Remember that "school shooting" that was quickly forgotten by Fake News?

Yeah, that "shooter" was released on bail, and he's only been charged with "aggravated assault."

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 09, 2021 07:11 AM (YCQeq)

133 Posted by: AltonJackson at October 09, 2021 07:10 AM (DUIap)

That's cool. I hope you will tell people they did the fireworks just for your birthday!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 09, 2021 07:11 AM (lQj4a)

134 Oct 7
Fun fact: Between 100-200 United States Congress Members (plus many of their staffers & family members) with COVID.. were treated by a colleague over the past 15 months with ivermectin & the I-MASK+ protocol at http://flccc.net. None have gone to hospital.

--

If this is true, and I have no reason to doubt it is, it deeply angers me. I label what they're doing as nothing short of crimes against humanity.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 09, 2021 07:14 AM (sVtYq)

135 Happy Birthday, AJ!

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 09, 2021 07:14 AM (sVtYq)

136 Apropos of nothing, it's 7:15 and OU still sucks.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at October 09, 2021 07:15 AM (jvt6t)

137 Has anyone else noticed Retardo's whore wife has been keeping a low profile? Maybe they're cooking up some illness or condition to gin up some sympathy and provide a shiny object. "Day 27 in the candle light vigil here in Delaware. Supporters of the First Lady from all over the world await word on her condition."

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 09, 2021 07:16 AM (C1Lsn)

138 Reg Gas up $0.06 to $4.75

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 09, 2021 07:16 AM (EZebt)

139 Mom went on to make over 1500 quilts.

https://photos.app.goo.gl/SWbpvK3tecw3Kgry9

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 09, 2021 07:16 AM (yrol0)

140 Here are the earthporn pictures of light and landscape.
If you put your mouse arrow (gah!-whatever that's called)
over the picture it will tell you where it's from:

https://___ur.com/r/earthporn

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 09, 2021 07:17 AM (lQj4a)

141 136 Apropos of nothing, it's 7:15 and OU still sucks.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at October 09, 2021 07:15 AM (jvt6t)

A Fletchers corny dog and a cold shiner may be better than a Ruths Chris dinner.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 09, 2021 07:17 AM (yrol0)

142 The Spectator Index
JUST IN: Lebanon plunges into complete darkness as power stations run out of fuel.



A preview of the global future.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 09, 2021 07:19 AM (4thlk)

143
Supporters of the First Lady from all over the world await word on her condition.


Spox emerges and speaks, "She's still a whore!"

** gasps from crowd, but some loud guffaws, too **

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 09, 2021 07:20 AM (MAsS4)

144 Everyone knows Che Guevara died of the Chinese Lung AIDS

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 09, 2021 07:20 AM (flINI)

145 If this is true, and I have no reason to doubt it is, it deeply angers me. I label what they're doing as nothing short of crimes against humanity.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 09, 2021 07:14 AM (sVtYq)
===========

you would think this would be big news, but we seem to lack a news media

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 09, 2021 07:21 AM (OfDbA)

146 Yeah, that "shooter" was released on bail, and he's only been charged with "aggravated assault."

His mom set up a GoFund Me page for him because he's "traumtized". Un fucking real. It's been taken down.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 09, 2021 07:21 AM (nxdel)

147 Would it have been ok for Roger Moor to play Othello instead. Olivier?

Posted by: f'd at October 09, 2021 07:21 AM (Tnijr)

148 Singapore 100% Vax rates appears to have worked out

https://tinyurl.com/h9u2bbdh

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 09, 2021 07:22 AM (yrol0)

149 140 Here are the earthporn pictures of light and landscape.
If you put your mouse arrow (gah!-whatever that's called)
over the picture it will tell you where it's from:

https://___ur.com/r/earthporn
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 09, 2021 07:17 AM (lQj4a)

https://IMGur.com/r/earthporn

Posted by: m at October 09, 2021 07:22 AM (6dJKT)

150 "of" Olivier.

Posted by: f'd at October 09, 2021 07:22 AM (Tnijr)

151 You would think that with all that experience staring at the sun....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 09, 2021 07:22 AM (6FeV1)

152 Happy Saturday everyone! Once again, we're up to five dogs on account of people taking vacations and having us babysit their pets.

Thankfully, greyhounds are generally laid back so five couch potatoes isn't as bad as it sounds.
Posted by: NR Pax at October 09, 2021 07:10 AM (t/mkx)

I would so enjoy that! On a temporary basis, of course, but still, enjoy!

Posted by: Pony Tail at October 09, 2021 07:23 AM (tzZq2)

153 Well, the "Letters To The Editor" for the "NY Post" were all appalled by AG Garland's move to stifle dissent by parents at he school board meetings:

https://tinyurl.com/rhswdscs

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 09, 2021 07:23 AM (lQj4a)

154 On Friday, the DHS announced in a press release that it will be canceling any border barrier contracts that are still in effect in two of the most heavily trafficked sectors on the southern border The Laredo sector and The Rio Grande Valley Sector and will reallocate the remaining funds to conduct environmental planning in the area.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 09, 2021 07:23 AM (yrol0)

155 Olivier was born in Africa or something, right? Or India? I don't know.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 09, 2021 07:24 AM (6FeV1)

156 If you can go out to enjoy nature today. It helps to lifts one's spirit
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 09, 2021 07:10 AM (lQj4a)

Amen to that. Your early morning walk sounds lovely.

Posted by: Pony Tail at October 09, 2021 07:24 AM (tzZq2)

157 Posted by: f'd at October 09, 2021 07:06 AM (Tnijr)

Happy upcoming (?) birthday.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 09, 2021 07:25 AM (lQj4a)

158 129 123 m -- here is link about Lithuania

https://tinyurl.com/s9t6ym5t

Posted by: Ordinary American at October 09, 2021 07:09 AM (H8QX

Thanks very much, OA.
Posted by: m at October 09, 2021 07:10 AM (6dJKT)

Shocking maltreatment, and vividly recounted.
Takeaway line: "Freedom is fragile, and we must defend it. If not us, then who?"

Posted by: m at October 09, 2021 07:26 AM (6dJKT)

159 @134

>>If this is true, and I have no reason to doubt it is, it deeply angers me. I label what they're doing as nothing short of crimes against humanity.

Bolsonaro gave the game away last year when he narked that all the world leaders were taking HCQ and other treatments they were denying the serfs.

As has been said, a great and growing cadre of people need to meet the business end of an industrial wood chipper for the death and destruction they have wrought.

Posted by: Thomas Bender, 25 years until the next Tool album. at October 09, 2021 07:26 AM (IdKlj)

160 I should call a Marine Corps buddy today. Guy married a smoking hot Cuban gal (still hot). Her family will no doubt have a big get together to celebrate Che's execution. They had a three day affair when Fidel croaked. Hell, one of her uncles was in the Bay of Pigs brigade.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 09, 2021 07:26 AM (C1Lsn)

161 This year is a record setter for Cruisin' The Coast, with nearly 10,000 registered Cruisers, aka old people with realllllly old cars driving up and down Highway 90 in south MS. For an entire week.

The first, about 25 years ago, had ~350 registered participants.

Ahhh.. The smell of partially burnt carbureted gasoline smells like money and the old days of my yoot.

Anyone else remember holding your hand across the exhaust pipe so's you could get a good whiff of the exhaust gas? If it smelled too gassy, you had a bad plug or plug wire. Nose diagnostics.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 09, 2021 07:26 AM (F0YaR)

162 Would it have been ok for Roger Moor to play Othello instead. Olivier?
Posted by: f'd

Eddie Murphy

Posted by: JT at October 09, 2021 07:27 AM (arJlL)

163 If I'm not mistaken members of Congress, their staff and I believe immediate family are exempt from COVID vaccination requirements.

Yet, I think the rank and file government employees aren't.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 09, 2021 07:27 AM (BFigT)

164 Just reading the monthly newsletter from my local congress critter. Life is wonderful and the President is doing great. How much longer can he keep this up.

Posted by: Colin at October 09, 2021 07:28 AM (dVBvq)

165 Would it have been ok for Roger Moor to play Othello instead. Olivier?
Posted by: f'd

Eddie Murphy

Posted by: JT at October 09, 2021 07:27 AM (arJlL)

***

Steve Urkel

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 09, 2021 07:28 AM (flINI)

166 Powerline funnies
https://tinyurl.com/s4e4xj6j

And Let's go, Brandon!!!

Posted by: Blutarski at October 09, 2021 07:28 AM (6dohd)

167 Singapore 100% Vax rates appears to have worked out
https://tinyurl.com/h9u2bbdh
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 09, 2021 07:22 AM (yrol0)

It's almost like the virus is going to virus no matter what we do. I saw a Dr. yesterday explaining just that, if we would have done nothing it would be basically over by now. All our efforts to stop or slow the spread just prolongs what was already going happen.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 09, 2021 07:28 AM (4thlk)

168 Thank you Fenelon, it's come and gone.

Posted by: f'd at October 09, 2021 07:28 AM (Tnijr)

169 The Geezer household all came down with Covid. Interesting experience. MrsOlgeeezer least affected - draning sinuses/upset stomach. YoungGeezer and I sleep over 20 hours in a 24 hour perion (for 5 straight days). He has fever on and off - me none. Just incredibly tired. Closed down our Mom and Pop business and don't know for how long. First family vacation in 15 years!

Posted by: oldgeezer at October 09, 2021 07:29 AM (Wb5vb)

170 161 We have a hot rod cruise night in this little burg. The smell of partially carbureted gas and Ben Gay.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 09, 2021 07:30 AM (C1Lsn)

171 I'm one of those people who can't get the vaccine. I can't get a vaccine of any kind because I've had Guillian Barre Syndrome. However I do find being around vaccinated people effects me in a negative way.

Posted by: Gwenn at October 09, 2021 07:30 AM (9Gr7n)

172 169 The Geezer household all came down with Covid. Interesting experience. MrsOlgeeezer least affected - draning sinuses/upset stomach. YoungGeezer and I sleep over 20 hours in a 24 hour perion (for 5 straight days). He has fever on and off - me none. Just incredibly tired. Closed down our Mom and Pop business and don't know for how long. First family vacation in 15 years!
Posted by: oldgeezer at October 09, 2021 07:29 AM (Wb5vb)

Be well!

Posted by: m at October 09, 2021 07:30 AM (6dJKT)

173 Oldgeezer, I'm hoping you're all on the upswing, at least. Prayers to you all for continued recovery.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 09, 2021 07:30 AM (sVtYq)

174 Pierre Kory, MD MPA
@PierreKory
22h
To all the comments asking for sources/names for the below:

1) This came from a highly credible source inside Congress who has asked to remain anonymous
2) I would never divulge the medical treatments of individual members, nor do I know them myself

Posted by: m at October 09, 2021 07:32 AM (6dJKT)

175 @167

>>It's almost like the virus is going to virus no matter what we do.


Apparently virology and epidemiology are no longer a thing so the Drs and Scinetists are jazz handing and spirit fingering like mad.

Posted by: Thomas Bender, 25 years until the next Tool album. at October 09, 2021 07:32 AM (IdKlj)

176 Scrambled eggs with cheese, side of breakfast sausage, buttered toast and catsup too.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 09, 2021 07:33 AM (R/m4+)

177 Wow oldgeezer, what a shame. Glad everyone is recovering!

Happy Vacation!

Posted by: Pony Tail at October 09, 2021 07:35 AM (tzZq2)

178 TheRickWilson
1/ I have some bad news. After multiple calls I have some extremely grim news.

As of now 1/6 commission is dead already, and will not enforce the subpoenas.

Trump wins.

I can almost feel the warm bitter tears drip at my feet!

oh yeah! Fuck You Rick

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 09, 2021 07:36 AM (yrol0)

179 NOT A JOKE

https://tinyurl.com/53bkzhdv

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 09, 2021 07:36 AM (yrol0)

180 We can now confirm that European governments have more respect for science and concern for their citizenry than the U.S does.

Posted by: Ordinary American at October 09, 2021 07:38 AM (H8QX8)

181 167 >>It's almost like the virus is going to virus no matter what we do.

NZ and AU -- Hold our beers and watch this!

Apparently, the phrase 'no man is an island' did not catch on there.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 09, 2021 07:39 AM (F0YaR)

182 There have been no studies which show this to be unsafe.

That is also true for failing to look both ways before crossing a street. All of the evidence that is dangerous are anecdotal only, not scientific.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 09, 2021 07:43 AM (8YIc4)

183 'no man is an island

Guy Gabaldan

Posted by: JT at October 09, 2021 07:47 AM (arJlL)

184 'no man is an island

Guy Gabaldan
Posted by: JT"


How about a woman?

Posted by: Whoopie at October 09, 2021 07:49 AM (Tnijr)

185 That is also true for failing to look both ways before crossing a street. All of the evidence that is dangerous are anecdotal only, not scientific.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 09, 2021 07:43 AM (8YIc4)

Very common for people from UK, Jap, and Aussieland to go to Disney Orlando, get off plane and proceed to cross street by looking the WRONG way.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 09, 2021 07:51 AM (yrol0)

186 Boker Tov Patriots

America is in deep Doo Doo

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 09, 2021 07:51 AM (Irn0L)

187 Notice how the MFM never say "the controversial Roe v Wade decision".

The reason baby killing is so controversial here is that it was forced on the citizens by black robed tyrants instead of elected representatives, like how every civilized country did it. This is why Marbury v Madison should have been rejected by a convention of states and the main perpetrators hanged.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at October 09, 2021 07:52 AM (y7DUB)

188 Very common for people from UK, Jap, and Aussieland to go to Disney Orlando, get off plane and proceed to cross street by looking the WRONG way.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 09, 2021 07:51 AM (yrol0)
===========

Heathrow Airport has multiple signs warning hapless Americans walking out the doors and preparing to cross to the taxi stand.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 09, 2021 07:54 AM (OfDbA)

189 152I would so enjoy that! On a temporary basis, of course, but still, enjoy!
Posted by: Pony Tail at October 09, 2021 07:23 AM (tzZq2)



We've been getting quite a few requests these past two months. Folks are finally taking vacations and we've developed a good reputation with other greyhound owners. My three are pretty good about the whole thing.


Now when we have a foster at the same time, it's really interesting because they tend to be more hyper and want to play with everyone.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 09, 2021 07:56 AM (t/mkx)

190 An Israeli missile strike on an airbase in central Syria has killed two Damascus-allied foreign fighters and wounded several Syrian service personnel, a Britain-based war monitor said on Saturday.
The Syrian Observatory for Human Rights said the two foreigners were killed in the raid on the T4 airbase late Friday, but their nationality was not immediately clear.
The Observatory said the attack targeted a drone depot at the base.

Things that go BOOM in the night

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 09, 2021 07:57 AM (Irn0L)

191 So I just read that 150k to 180k NYC school kids not showing up? Just MIA!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 09, 2021 07:57 AM (yrol0)

192 Morning, Horde...How goes it? Just back from weekly trip to Wally World. I was able to get what I needed and still stay within my budget. But I did notice gas prices jumped up another dime: $2.99/gal (insert obligatory "FUCK JOE BIDEN" here)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 09, 2021 07:58 AM (K5n5d)

193 NOOD

Posted by: Vic at October 09, 2021 08:00 AM (mpXpK)

194 Former Iranian President Bani-Sadr dies in Paris
Bani-Sadr took office in February 1980 after winning election the previous month with more than 75% of votes.

This is what a ""Useful Idiot" looks like.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 09, 2021 08:02 AM (Irn0L)

195 Here's a smile for you.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1446807311398301700

Posted by: Gwenn at October 09, 2021 08:02 AM (9Gr7n)

196 Fuck Joe Biden!
Who the fuck is Brandon?
Fuck Joe Biden!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 09, 2021 08:05 AM (QMwOT)

197 Here's a smile for you.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1446807311398301700

--

That's really cute, Gwenn. Talented little boy!

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 09, 2021 08:06 AM (sVtYq)

198 Every curb in London has a look right painted on the curb. Visiting London try not to make the rookie mistake of getting in the car on the wrong side, like are you going to drive? Chevy Chase in European Vacation did it best.

Posted by: Colin at October 09, 2021 08:09 AM (dVBvq)

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