Evan McMullin Announces Bid Challenge Mike Lee for Utah Senate, and Democrat Shills Bill Kristol and Charlie "3-Wives" Sykes Couldn't Be More Excited

Evan McMullin's bid to unseat Mike Lee is...

A) yet another Democrat-funded operation to increase Democrat control

B) an opportunity for the seemingly jobless Evan McMullin to rake in more money from Democrat billionaires and Useful Idiots on Twitter

C) Both A & B

Via Twitchy, the Salt Lake Tribune reported yesterday:

Evan McMullin, who won more than 21% of the Utahns' votes for president in 2016, will challenge Sen. Mike Lee as an independent candidate for Utah’s Senate seat next year.
An announcement of his candidacy is likely to come soon -- perhaps very soon -- a source in the McMullin camp told me over the weekend.

The McMullin "camp" consists of McMullin, Bill Kristol, their wives, and their wives' f***-stags.

Bill Kristol and Charlie "3-Wives" Sykes are eagerly quoting from this biased, McMullin-promoting piece almost as if they're responsible for planting the quotes in the first place.

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And now, Evan McMullin releases this Please Send Me Money So I Can Take My Boyfriend to Red Lobster and Order the Fisherman's Feast Like a Gangster Boss ad:

I'm Evan McMullin, I'm running for US Senate as an independent candidate here in Utah to defeat Mike Lee. Please watch my video, RT, and follow this account for updates on our campaign. pic.twitter.com/NBixnY9WkI
— Evan McMullin 🇺🇸 (@EvanMcMullin) October 5, 2021

More: Washington Nearsider writes:

I know someone he dated, traveled the globe with, and then truly, completely screwed over....

They were together for quite some time, and he asked her to spend Christmas with his family. She canceled everything with her family (in WA), and stayed here to be with him. Christmas eve, he told her not to come, told her she wouldn't help his political plans, and ghosted.
I've read the texts. He was unnecessarily mean and hurtful.
Though, I should thank him. She's a wonderful woman, and a fantastic partner.

I'm having trouble wrapping my head around the idea that Egg McMuffin dates women -- what is he, bi? -- but the "asshole" part checks out.

Posted by: Ace at 01:19 PM

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1 Yo!

Posted by: Doof at October 05, 2021 12:19 PM (PyDaA)

2 Mcmuffin!

Posted by: brak at October 05, 2021 12:19 PM (NkNhl)

3 McMuffin is back? He's like Beto only irish style.

Posted by: Flyguy at October 05, 2021 12:19 PM (3sOO0)

4 Guess I'll go play fetch the otters

Posted by: Doof at October 05, 2021 12:19 PM (PyDaA)

5 He's still alive?

Posted by: BignJames at October 05, 2021 12:19 PM (AwYPR)

6 Who? Seriously . . . who?

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 05, 2021 12:19 PM (iFTx/)

7 LOL

Posted by: CN at October 05, 2021 12:20 PM (ONvIw)

8 I know someone he dated, traveled the globe with, and then truly, completely screwed over.

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, single and SuperStraight at October 05, 2021 12:21 PM (cvNl1)

9 Can Egg McMuffin run against Romney? I want an Alien vs Predator scenario.

Posted by: Eddie Baby at October 05, 2021 12:21 PM (wpJDK)

10 Fuck Evan McMullin!

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 05, 2021 12:21 PM (iFTx/)

11 I know someone he dated, traveled the globe with, and then truly, completely screwed over.
Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, single and SuperStraight at October 05, 2021 12:21 PM (cvNl1)

Details!

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 05, 2021 12:21 PM (jOcSX)

12 Who is this guy? Isn't he Goldman Sachs and NSA or something? Has there ever been a more obvious Manchurian Candidate?

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 05, 2021 12:21 PM (B0mGw)

13 The McMullin "camp" consists of McMullin, Bill Kristol, their wives, and their wives' f***-stags.

The Paulo? He will service the Mrs McMullen. But vote for the Egg? No, a thousand times no!

Also, Mr Egg, the Paulo told you. NO WATCHING!

Posted by: The Paulo at October 05, 2021 12:21 PM (ESjRY)

14 We're not calling him Egg McMuffin anymore?

Then again I suppose more than 1% of Americans will touch a real McMuffin...

Posted by: trev006 at October 05, 2021 12:21 PM (g56gv)

15 Come on, UT, you can do it. You produced Romney. You can replace the largely worthless Lee with this ridiculous non-entity.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at October 05, 2021 12:22 PM (OTzUX)

16 Can't we get Brad to run?

*gonna beat this meme to death*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - Cannibals are people too! at October 05, 2021 12:22 PM (RoIW/)

17 I know someone he dated, traveled the globe with, and then truly, completely screwed over.

Hey, I told you to keep this sh*t quiet!

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 05, 2021 12:22 PM (ESjRY)

18 wow Bottom Story of the Day

on several levels

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 05, 2021 12:22 PM (j9HX3)

19
He looks like a diseased testicle.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2021 12:22 PM (s2VJv)

20 Kristol is such a pathetic figure.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at October 05, 2021 12:22 PM (oWBc3)

21 "Please Send Me Money So I Can Take My Boyfriend to Red Lobster and Order the Fisherman's Feast Like a Winner"

Pure poetry.

Posted by: johnd01 at October 05, 2021 12:23 PM (ukNFU)

22 Evan who?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 05, 2021 12:23 PM (cSyAR)

23 CIA and I'd say Barky was a bigger Manchurian Candidate

Posted by: CN at October 05, 2021 12:23 PM (ONvIw)

24 8 I know someone he dated, traveled the globe with, and then truly, completely screwed over.

was it a dude?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 05, 2021 12:23 PM (j9HX3)

25 On the one hand, Bill Kristol and his spoiler grifter class can go fuck themselves, particularly since their wives refuse to. On the other hand, Mike Lee is owned by Google and removing him from the Senate would be a good thing.

Decisions, decisions.

Posted by: Mr Fabulist at October 05, 2021 12:23 PM (1DlmY)

26 Big Mac is back and this time he's Supersized!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at October 05, 2021 12:23 PM (d9FiS)

27 Did he ever pay back the last set of rubes that he stiffed?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 05, 2021 12:23 PM (cSs/W)

28 You can vote for Google's (and thus, the CIA's) candidate. Or you can vote for the CIA's (and thus, Google's) candidate.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at October 05, 2021 12:23 PM (VbI7r)

29 The McNuthin is back...

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2021 12:23 PM (DrKir)

30 For the record almost every night I touch Evan. Of course it is to drag him out of the bedroom so Paulo and I can have some fun.

Posted by: Mrs McMullen at October 05, 2021 12:23 PM (ESjRY)

31 It's not like Mike Lee is any great shakes. I don't think he's ever seen a Chamber of Commerce resolution that he can't fully support.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 05, 2021 12:23 PM (eNJEy)

32 I don't really see a case against Mike Lee. But the political judgment of some Mormons is terrible.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 05, 2021 12:23 PM (QU5/8)

33 I seem to have missed this -- what makes Evan McMuffin such an awesome candidate for office?

In 2016 it was "Not Trump." OK, so what's he got now in 2022?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 05, 2021 12:24 PM (bDqIh)

34 Utah State Attorney General probably could indict for fraud.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 05, 2021 12:24 PM (nMx88)

35 Started watching The Chosen on Tubi.
Pretty good so far.

Matthew is a bit of a timid wimp so far - nasty tax collector's! LOL.

Nice opening credits with the fish changing direction swimming against the rest of the school.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 05, 2021 12:24 PM (ufFY8)

36 Our enemies gather

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 05, 2021 12:24 PM (V6f9+)

37 FKCU YOU EVAN
FKCU YOU EVAN
FKCU YOU EVAN

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura highway at October 05, 2021 12:24 PM (M+Lyo)

38 The McMuffin is back!!!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at October 05, 2021 12:24 PM (YZG/i)

39 More proof that people need to be physically prohibited from running again and again.

And yes, I know - Reagan - but at this point, parasites like this need to be forced out of the public arena and forced into a job more appropriate to their skill level, such as collecting ball sweat and glitter for Peter Allen Night on the Lido Deck at the next NR cruise.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 05, 2021 12:24 PM (2JVJo)

40 Since I didn't get a chance to chime in on dogs, last thread: the problem is that people no longer physically correct their dogs. I'm not talking about beating them. They think they can just talk to a dog to reason with it. It's the same issue we saw when they outlawed spanking children.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 05, 2021 12:24 PM (5HBd1)

41 Then again I suppose more than 1% of Americans will touch a real McMuffin...

Posted by: trev006 at October 05, 2021 12:21 PM (g56gv)

I prefer the McGriddle...

Posted by: BignJames at October 05, 2021 12:24 PM (AwYPR)

42 "OK, so what's he got now in 2022?"

Considering who he's backed by, I'm assuming it's "Not Republican".

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 05, 2021 12:24 PM (B0mGw)

43 I sorta love the fake conservative crowd.

They're so ridiculous.

Today, Allahpundit's hot take on the dems going down in flames on their 1.5T and 3.5T bills was to....you guessed it...pass the 1.5T bill.

His logic is that giving them the first one won't embolden them.

Posted by: MJ - hopes fukky isn't played out already at October 05, 2021 12:24 PM (zwDuR)

44 FKCU YOU EVAN

I'm hearing FOR YOU EVAN! Everyone else is too right?

Posted by: The FNM at October 05, 2021 12:25 PM (ESjRY)

45 Is there a reason we're not ignoring these people?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 05, 2021 12:25 PM (v9pBv)

46 >>I don't really see a case against Mike Lee. But the political judgment of some Mormons is terrible.

Google. He will do nothing that harms Google.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 05, 2021 12:25 PM (bDqIh)

47 FUCK STAG was an awesome metal band.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 05, 2021 12:25 PM (nMx88)

48 8 I know someone he dated, traveled the globe with, and then truly, completely screwed over.
---
I know. Poor Haji never had a chance.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 05, 2021 12:25 PM (sWM8x)

49 Hi! I'm Evan McMullet and I suck cock by choice.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 05, 2021 12:25 PM (o2MD2)

50 Why is it that McMuffin's running reminds me of the line from Braveheart "who is this person who speaks to me as if I needed his advice?" Piss off, McMuffin. You have nothing to offer America.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 05, 2021 12:25 PM (m+jkK)

51 OT

VATICAN CITY (ChurchMilitant.com) - Three soldiers have quit and three have been suspended after the Vatican quashed a rebellion of conscientious objectors to coerced abortion-tainted jabs in the ranks of its prestigious Pontifical Swiss Guard.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at October 05, 2021 12:25 PM (YZG/i)

52 16 Can't we get Brad to run?

*gonna beat this meme to death*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - Cannibals are people too! at October 05, 2021 12:22 PM (RoIW/)

Or Todd? Let's go get Todd!

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 05, 2021 12:25 PM (eNJEy)

53 "It's the same issue we saw when they outlawed spanking children."

They outlawed spanking? That's news to me.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 05, 2021 12:25 PM (B0mGw)

54 Has Cap'n Bill ever been anything but predictable?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 05, 2021 12:25 PM (cSyAR)

55 Details!

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 05, 2021 12:21 PM (jOcSX)

They were together for quite some time, and he asked her to spend Christmas with his family. She canceled everything with her family (in WA), and stayed here to be with him. Christmas eve, he told her not to come, told her she wouldn't help his political plans, and ghosted.

I've read the texts. He was unnecessarily mean and hurtful.

Though, I should thank him. She's a wonderful woman, and a fantastic partner.

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, single and SuperStraight at October 05, 2021 12:25 PM (cvNl1)

56 Very penisy looking fella

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura highway at October 05, 2021 12:25 PM (M+Lyo)

57 20 Kristol is such a pathetic figure.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at October 05, 2021 12:22 PM (oWBc3)

I loathe his Twitter glamour shot. Finger up to his temple, leaning back as if pondering an issue just before he lectures the ignorant masses. Gracing them with his intellectual prowess. I hate him.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - Cannibals are people too! at October 05, 2021 12:25 PM (RoIW/)

58 Come to think of it, that pretty much applies to 90% of the douchecanoes who run for office.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 05, 2021 12:26 PM (m+jkK)

59 Can't we get Brad to run?

*gonna beat this meme to death*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - Cannibals are people too! at October 05, 2021 12:22 PM (RoIW/)

Or Todd? Let's go get Todd!
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 05, 2021 12:25 PM (eNJEy)

I'm hearing good things about this Brandon guy

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 05, 2021 12:26 PM (V6f9+)

60 Google. He will do nothing that harms Google.

And this differentiates him from the rest of the GOP how?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 05, 2021 12:26 PM (QU5/8)

61 I'm so excited I can hardly finish my sudoku puzzle.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 05, 2021 12:26 PM (guGkK)

62 I will watch the video if it has commentary by Steve Inman.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 05, 2021 12:26 PM (4a9Vv)

63 I do not think the f*** stags are Team Evan. Their support of Mike Lee is part of the kink for Kristol and Sykes.

Posted by: Seattle Chris at October 05, 2021 12:26 PM (Y5ufK)

64 Qatar must really pay well.

Posted by: blaster at October 05, 2021 12:26 PM (mbFEM)

65 Pope Franky is not long for this world.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2021 12:26 PM (DrKir)

66 40 Since I didn't get a chance to chime in on dogs, last thread: the problem is that people no longer physically correct their dogs. I'm not talking about beating them. They think they can just talk to a dog to reason with it. It's the same issue we saw when they outlawed spanking children.

oh I missed a dog behavior convo! Yes young people today cannot train dogs. Also a lot of them rescue pittie mixes which can be a challenge for experienced trainers. they have no idea how to handle them (or the little toys they also tend to get, who are ALSO hard to train) and they don't really bother

as you say, Notsothoreau - they act like they can talk things out with them.

derp!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 05, 2021 12:26 PM (j9HX3)

67 I completely forgot McMuffin even existed.

Posted by: Guzalot says FJB at October 05, 2021 12:26 PM (prSvo)

68 Mike Lee is the son of Rex Lee, who was prominent in Utah politics back in the last century. Served in the Reagan Administration. LDS of course. He ain't going anywhere.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 05, 2021 12:26 PM (wp7uW)

69 Anybody ever tell you you look like a penis with a little hat on?

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 05, 2021 12:26 PM (B0mGw)

70 Three soldiers have quit and three have been suspended after the Vatican quashed a rebellion of conscientious objectors to coerced abortion-tainted jabs in the ranks of its prestigious Pontifical Swiss Guard.

I prefer the term Bisexual Fun Guy who really, really likes kids to Whore of Babylon by the way.

Posted by: The Red Pope at October 05, 2021 12:26 PM (ESjRY)

71 Just think, in a couple of years, Scheller will be running for prezzy

I love having something to look forward to

Posted by: REDACTED at October 05, 2021 12:27 PM (us2H3)

72 Does anybody even like Egg McMuffin?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 05, 2021 12:27 PM (+LCoQ)

73 VATICAN CITY (ChurchMilitant.com) - Three soldiers have quit and three have been suspended after the Vatican quashed a rebellion of conscientious objectors to coerced abortion-tainted jabs in the ranks of its prestigious Pontifical Swiss Guard.
Posted by: vmom

Good for them. I am heartened every time I read of one of these, even small, pushbacks.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2021 12:27 PM (eZshs)

74 How fucked up is Utah?

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 05, 2021 12:27 PM (tiR3O)

75
First questions to the bald-headed fuckstick ought to be, "Did you pay off your campaign debts from 2016? If not, why should anyone vote for you?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 05, 2021 12:27 PM (pNxlR)

76 So, baseball cuck actually bested Tim Pool today, not kidding... https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/477325

Posted by: The Red Pope at October 05, 2021 12:27 PM (ESjRY)

77 Or Todd? Let's go get Todd!
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 05, 2021 12:25 PM

Hell no! Fuckin' Todd...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 05, 2021 12:27 PM (m+jkK)

78 Running as an "Independent"? Does that mean he would caucus with Bernie Sanders?

Just try and find a dirty connotation to that sentence, ya pervs.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 05, 2021 12:27 PM (Xwt96)

79 from the last...there you go, one hour ago Andrew McCarthy new column up about Garland's insane fash push

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 05, 2021 12:27 PM (ZZK0E)

80 Lee vs. McMullin. Now there's a case to root for injuries.

Romney probably is conflicted about who to endorse and kill off.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 05, 2021 12:27 PM (nMx88)

81 The Mormons are biased in a big way against non-Mormons. Fortunately Mike Lee is a Mormon, so I don't see Egg McMuffin doing any damage.

Posted by: Hylian at October 05, 2021 12:27 PM (YsTC1)

82 Can Egg McMuffin run against Romney?

Can't do it. I'm Romney's wife's bull.

Posted by: Egg McMuffin at October 05, 2021 12:27 PM (UGKMd)

83 @28, Poetry man, poetry. We are so screwed.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at October 05, 2021 12:28 PM (oWBc3)

84 according to the reporter, the crowd was actually chanting "Let's go, Evan"

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 05, 2021 12:28 PM (4a9Vv)

85 He looks like a diseased testicle.
==
Okay, that's simile.

He is a diseased testicle.

Is a metaphor.

Posted by: Or is it? at October 05, 2021 12:28 PM (PHyFK)

86 LET'S GO MCMUFFIN
LET'S GO MCMUFFIN
LET'S GO MCMUFFIN!

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 05, 2021 12:28 PM (flINI)

87 #Let's Go McMuffin !!

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 05, 2021 12:28 PM (+LCoQ)

88 Can't we get Brad to run?

*gonna beat this meme to death*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - Cannibals are people too! at October 05, 2021 12:22 PM (RoIW/)

Or Todd? Let's go get Todd!
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 05, 2021 12:25 PM (eNJEy)

I'm hearing good things about this Brandon guy

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 05, 2021 12:26 PM (V6f9+)

The crowd is very enthusiastic about him.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - Cannibals are people too! at October 05, 2021 12:28 PM (RoIW/)

89 Home made McMuffin is so much better.

Posted by: Infidel at October 05, 2021 12:28 PM (iorxD)

90 VATICAN CITY (ChurchMilitant.com) - Three soldiers have quit and three have been suspended after the Vatican quashed a rebellion of conscientious objectors to coerced abortion-tainted jabs in the ranks of its prestigious Pontifical Swiss Guard.
Posted by: vmom

Everything I know about the Swiss Guard I learned on Archer.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 05, 2021 12:28 PM (cSyAR)

91 The Fisherman's Feast now comes with tha All You Can Eat Pumpkin Spiced Talapia!

Posted by: Red Lobster at October 05, 2021 12:28 PM (MH0eD)

92 They were together for quite some time, and he asked her to spend Christmas with his family. She canceled everything with her family (in WA), and stayed here to be with him. Christmas eve, he told her not to come, told her she wouldn't help his political plans, and ghosted.

I've read the texts. He was unnecessarily mean and hurtful.

Though, I should thank him. She's a wonderful woman, and a fantastic partner.
Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, single and SuperStraight at October 05, 2021 12:25 PM (cvNl1)

That's the platonic ideal of dating in DC.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 05, 2021 12:29 PM (jOcSX)

93 Did I miss something?

When did Michael Avenatti get released from prison to run for the senate?

Posted by: The UnVaxxed Who We Do Not Speak Of at October 05, 2021 12:29 PM (hQVBP)

94 65 Pope Franky is not long for this world.
Posted by: Anna Puma

He's got something on the Clintons?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at October 05, 2021 12:29 PM (d9FiS)

95 Why the hell does the Cap'n care about this race, other than the obvious carrot and stick rewards he gets from his leftist financiers? I never thought Lee was an ardent Trump supporter. I may be wrong on that, but that's the impression I got.

Perhaps he believes that if he can reduce the Republican party down to about 50 people, he can then be crowned chairman and remake it into his own bizarre dream?

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 05, 2021 12:29 PM (TNyrE)

96 Has there ever been a bigger fraudulent jackass turd than I? Ahoy!

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at October 05, 2021 12:29 PM (Xrfse)

97 Word is that EVAN!!! T-shirts in men's size small are literally flying off the selves.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 05, 2021 12:29 PM (guGkK)

98
I'm so excited I can hardly finish my sudoku puzzle.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

My *J*U*M*B*L*E* just got soaked after I spilled my coffee on it from the excitement of this news!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 05, 2021 12:29 PM (pNxlR)

99 You can vote for Google's (and thus, the CIA's) candidate. Or you can vote for the CIA's (and thus, Google's) candidate.
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge
31 It's not like Mike Lee -Chamber of Commerce
Posted by: Darrell Harris
Yup. I liked something I saw here? Not sure. Instead of denoting the party affiliation, it was who they were bought and paid for. Instead of Mitt Romney(R) and Nancy Pelosi(D), they had Mike Lee(CoC), Nancy Pelosi (Google), etc.

Posted by: MikeM at October 05, 2021 12:29 PM (5SG4R)

100 No, he is pissing off the troops that protect him.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2021 12:30 PM (DrKir)

101 Did McMuffin ever pay off his campaign debts from his failed spoiler 2016 POTUS run?

Posted by: Thrawn at October 05, 2021 12:30 PM (5aFbR)

102 When I hear McMuffin I think of a Scotish ginger offering me a meat pie.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 05, 2021 12:30 PM (tiR3O)

103 Notice he says he's running to defeat Mike Lee, not necessarily to win the seat.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 05, 2021 12:30 PM (kTF2Z)

104 8 I know someone he dated, traveled the globe with, and then truly, completely screwed over.
Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, single and SuperStraight at October 05, 2021 12:21 PM (cvNl1)

...Though, I should thank him. She's a wonderful woman, and a fantastic partner.
Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, single and SuperStraight at October 05, 2021 12:25 PM (cvNl1)

So, I guess you know this person really, really well. Congratulations!

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 05, 2021 12:30 PM (eNJEy)

105 96 Has there ever been a bigger fraudulent jackass turd than I? Ahoy!
Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at October 05, 2021 12:29 PM (Xrfse)

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Dr. Anthony Fauci, in yet another green room at October 05, 2021 12:30 PM (PiwSw)

106 McCarthy on Garland the Fash:

G"arland knows this is bullshit because he stopped me personally from charging a terrorist with sedition in the 1990s."

fucking Garland.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 05, 2021 12:31 PM (ZZK0E)

107 all the way left in his pic

Posted by: x at October 05, 2021 12:31 PM (oA+QO)

108 What, Jeff Flake isn't available?

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at October 05, 2021 12:31 PM (vAHT7)

109 Everything I know about the Swiss Guard I learned on Archer.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker

Call me a crazy man but I'd go for Pam - for a weekend only maybe but still . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2021 12:31 PM (eZshs)

110 Is Facebook still mort?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - Cannibals are people too! at October 05, 2021 12:31 PM (RoIW/)

111 Proposed law:

All unspent campaign funds after an election must immediately be forfeited to the Treasury Department to pay down the national debt.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 05, 2021 12:31 PM (LvTSG)

112 Kind of odd the Swiss Guards would object to the vax, after going along with those ridiculous uniforms for so many years.

I think they carry Sigs under the clown outfits.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at October 05, 2021 12:31 PM (OTzUX)

113 Very penisy looking fella
===
I like the cut of his jib.

Posted by: Jeff Bezos at October 05, 2021 12:31 PM (gr0jo)

114 100 No, he is pissing off the troops that protect him.

oh darn it Anna you got me all excited

I thought that little demon-possessed wanker was "very ill" with something and yet he seems totally fine!

and he won't need to worry about anyone going after him - he needs no Swiss Guard - at least in my lifetime all the assassins are Leftists or left-created golems

he's safe

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 05, 2021 12:31 PM (j9HX3)

115 If this isn't an op funded by Mike "Google" Lee, to fake up his "conservative" bona fides, I'll eat my hat.

Posted by: Lrrr at October 05, 2021 12:31 PM (jIL4c)

116 Though, I should thank him. She's a wonderful woman, and a fantastic partner.
Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, single and SuperStraight at October 05, 2021 12:25 PM (cvNl1)

Wait - are you saying you are dating someone who used to date the McMuffin?

Posted by: blaster at October 05, 2021 12:31 PM (mbFEM)

117 Swiss Guards > Swiss cheese

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 05, 2021 12:31 PM (guGkK)

118 Anybody ever tell you you look like a penis with a little hat on?

*****

Ah, so that would explain the turtleneck sweater...

Posted by: Muldoon at October 05, 2021 12:32 PM (Xwt96)

119 Lee's biggest contributor is Club for Growth followed by the Senate Conservatives Fund. But go on...

Posted by: Marcus T at October 05, 2021 12:32 PM (VpIIl)

120 109 Everything I know about the Swiss Guard I learned on Archer.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker

Call me a crazy man but I'd go for Pam - for a weekend only maybe but still . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2021 12:31 PM (eZshs)

========

Cocaine Pam. Otherwise Cheryl.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 05, 2021 12:32 PM (LvTSG)

121 Do the fraudulent grifters have meetings?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 05, 2021 12:32 PM (cSyAR)

122 So, I guess you know this person really, really well. Congratulations!

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 05, 2021 12:30 PM (eNJEy)

Thanks. Most things in life don't work out. But some do.

The trick is to enjoy the possibilities.

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, single and SuperStraight at October 05, 2021 12:32 PM (cvNl1)

123 He looks like a diseased testicle.
==
Okay, that's simile.

He is a diseased testicle.

Is a metaphor.

McMullin is a whiney little turd. That's double onomatopoeia.

Posted by: pep at October 05, 2021 12:32 PM (ZsR3z)

124 Did McMuffin ever pay off his campaign debts from his failed spoiler 2016 POTUS run?

Can I ask why people give a shit about this? Is this some sort of "a handshake is a handshake" thing? Because I give fuck all whether people willing to extend credit to McMullin ever see a cent. Serves 'em right if they don't.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 05, 2021 12:32 PM (QU5/8)

125 >>I've read the texts. He was unnecessarily mean and hurtful.
Though, I should thank him. She's a wonderful woman, and a fantastic partner.

Glad it worked out!
The way he treated her doesn't seem surprising. I don't know much about him, but between the fake Republican/conservative shtick, his jerky tweets and stiffing on his campaign debts, there's nothing that indicates he's anything great.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 05, 2021 12:32 PM (bDqIh)

126 108 What, Jeff Flake isn't available?
Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at October 05, 2021 12:31 PM (vAHT7)

Flake is still fucking off to Snowflake, AZ.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 05, 2021 12:32 PM (5aFbR)

127 8 I know someone he dated, traveled the globe with, and then truly, completely screwed over.
Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, single and SuperStraight at October 05, 2021 12:21 PM (cvNl1)

Who was the dude?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 05, 2021 12:32 PM (nMx88)

128 Why the hell does the Cap'n care about this race, other than the obvious carrot and stick rewards he gets from his leftist financiers? I never thought Lee was an ardent Trump supporter. I may be wrong on that, but that's the impression I got.

Perhaps he believes that if he can reduce the Republican party down to about 50 people, he can then be crowned chairman and remake it into his own bizarre dream?
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 05, 2021 12:29 PM (TNyrE)

He needs to be seen as a player, so someone will give him money to go away or hurt an opponent. There isn't a huge market for discredited child molester enablers.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 05, 2021 12:33 PM (eoQWY)

129 Cap'n Crunch for Chairman of the Joint Chiefs!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at October 05, 2021 12:33 PM (d9FiS)

130 Wait - are you saying you are dating someone who used to date the McMuffin?

Posted by: blaster at October 05, 2021 12:31 PM (mbFEM)

That's accurate.

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, single and SuperStraight at October 05, 2021 12:33 PM (cvNl1)

131
As I recall, this sad sack of dicks plundered his campaign fund pretty thoroughly in '16 and stiffed all his vendors.

This is almost definitely a cash grift and nothing more - sadly, because McMullin is Mormon, there will *always* be a certain contingent of Utahns who will throw money at this human floater.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 05, 2021 12:33 PM (cTqLg)

132 Pope Franky is not long for this world.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2021 12:26 PM (DrKir)

From your mouth to God's ear.

Of course, since the College of Cardinals will never let Benedict resume the office, whichever heresiarch antipope they select is bound to be even worse.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 05, 2021 12:33 PM (2JVJo)

133 118 Anybody ever tell you you look like a penis with a little hat on?

*****

Ah, so that would explain the turtleneck sweater...

Posted by: Muldoon at October 05, 2021 12:32 PM (Xwt96)

Huh. He's au natural?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - Cannibals are people too! at October 05, 2021 12:33 PM (RoIW/)

134 If this isn't an op funded by Mike "Google" Lee, to fake up his "conservative" bona fides, I'll eat my hat.

Posted by: Lrrr at October 05, 2021 12:31 PM (jIL4c)

Romney klingon looking to capitalize on the Romneymentum?

Posted by: flounder at October 05, 2021 12:33 PM (KnJdm)

135

Beat the stuffin out of McMuffin

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 05, 2021 12:34 PM (63Dwl)

136 Do we really have a shortage of "independent" Senators that do whatever Cuck Schemer tells them to do?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 05, 2021 12:34 PM (ESjRY)

137 >>>132 Pope Franky is not long for this world.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2021 12:26 PM (DrKir)

From your mouth to God's ear.

...

'sup

Posted by: Uriel the Angel of Death at October 05, 2021 12:34 PM (0G13K)

138 It seems Mike Lee has been getting squishier with time.

Posted by: Emmie at October 05, 2021 12:34 PM (6RgRK)

139 As I recall, this sad sack of dicks plundered his campaign fund pretty thoroughly in '16 and stiffed all his vendors.

That's exactly what I teach in my online seminars.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at October 05, 2021 12:34 PM (guGkK)

140 Swiss Guards > Swiss cheese
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 05, 2021 12:31 PM (guGkK)

Swiss Guards > Swiss rolls > Swiss cheese

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, Fuck Joe Biden at October 05, 2021 12:34 PM (cch7k)

141 I mean no offense Nearsider but ... she didn't ever let him TOUCH her, right?

..right?

(imagine Anakin and Padme meme)

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 05, 2021 12:34 PM (j9HX3)

142 Swiss Miss > Swiss Guards > Swiss rolls > Swiss cheese

Posted by: 18-1 at October 05, 2021 12:35 PM (ESjRY)

143 *shifty eyes* Posted by: Dr. Anthony Fauci

I yield the dog watch to you, sir. Ahoy!

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at October 05, 2021 12:35 PM (Xrfse)

144 >>>Call me a crazy man but I'd go for Pam - for a weekend only maybe but still . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2021 12:31 PM (eZshs)

======

Cocaine Pam, definitely.

Posted by: I got nothin' at October 05, 2021 12:35 PM (EGngb)

145
Three soldiers have quit and three have been suspended after the Vatican quashed a rebellion of conscientious objectors to coerced abortion-tainted jabs in the ranks of its prestigious Pontifical Swiss Guard.

____________

Woot! Coup! Restore Benny!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2021 12:35 PM (/U27+)

146 They should be running Tagg Romney so that Utah can have TWO severely conservatives representing them in the Senate!

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at October 05, 2021 12:35 PM (vAHT7)

147 The only reason Kristol and that Penis Sipper Syke care about this is to keep the senate in Democrats hands. They are neither Republicans or conservatives. They are Democrat Party Cock Holsters.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 05, 2021 12:35 PM (VpIIl)

148 Everyone trying to muscle in on the Leftist bandwagon

Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 05, 2021 12:35 PM (bUL4f)

149 NeverTrump should stop trying to make fetch happen.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 05, 2021 12:35 PM (T7iTv)

150 Kind of odd the Swiss Guards would object to the vax, after going along with those ridiculous uniforms for so many years.

I think they carry Sigs under the clown outfits.
==
their armory includes halberds and submachine guns.

Posted by: it is part of the swiss army at October 05, 2021 12:35 PM (Ot5GE)

151 McCarthy is such a clown, using reminisces about the good old days in the Clinton(!) years to essentially say ol Merrick is just fooling around, because he knows the 1A doesn't allow this foolishness from the DOJ. Tough to realize you've had the kick me sign tattooed on your ass for the last 40 years.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at October 05, 2021 12:35 PM (oWBc3)

152 I pray for Frankie the Reds speedy reunion with the Lord.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - Cannibals are people too! at October 05, 2021 12:35 PM (RoIW/)

153 their armory includes halberds and submachine guns.

/Furiously taking notes

Posted by: Some Anime writer at October 05, 2021 12:35 PM (ESjRY)

154 McMullin is a whiney little turd. That's double onomatopoeia.

Posted by: pep at October 05, 2021 12:32 PM (ZsR3z)

onomatopoeia, I don't wanna' see ya, speakin' is some foreign tongue

Posted by: BignJames at October 05, 2021 12:35 PM (AwYPR)

155 I met an attorney in AZ last month that is LDS. He loved Romney and believes he should have won in 2016. Hates Trump. You can't argue with people like this. We dumped him.

Posted by: Capital Eff at October 05, 2021 12:35 PM (5tb3b)

156 According to Archer the Swiss Guard are quite good at what they do, despite the silly uniforms.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 05, 2021 12:36 PM (cSyAR)

157 Three soldiers have quit and three have been suspended after the Vatican quashed a rebellion of conscientious objectors to coerced abortion-tainted jabs in the ranks of its prestigious Pontifical Swiss Guard.

******

A Vatican official in a statement, said that the Swiss Guards' argument was "full of holes". And frankly rather cuckoo.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 05, 2021 12:36 PM (Xwt96)

158 >>>>>>Call me a crazy man but I'd go for Pam - for a weekend only maybe but still . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2021 12:31 PM (eZshs)

======

But then again, like Cheryl said, Pam's a moped.

Posted by: I got nothin' at October 05, 2021 12:36 PM (EGngb)

159
Evan McMullin is what folks who like to do such things think of as the mannikin when they begin dressing their penises in miniaturized menswear.

Or miniaturized womenswear, for that matter.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 05, 2021 12:36 PM (pNxlR)

160 >>Can I ask why people give a shit about this? Is this some sort of "a handshake is a handshake" thing? Because I give fuck all whether people willing to extend credit to McMullin ever see a cent. Serves 'em right if they don't.

Heh.

I guess it speaks to his character. He openly ran as a spoiler, in hopes of keeping Trump from winning Utah thus giving Hillary the presidency. That alone indicates a$$hole status, and then he didn't even bother paying the people who worked for him.

Funny how the people who crow the most about "character" have the least of it themselves, huh?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 05, 2021 12:36 PM (bDqIh)

161 Good lord these Never Trump grifters are real POS.

Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 05, 2021 12:36 PM (E1ego)

162 Did McMuffin ever pay off his campaign debts from his failed spoiler 2016 POTUS run?

Its mad skillz like that which recommend this idiot for Congress. What kind of politician doesn't steal everything in sight and rack up debts without a hint of remorse or shame?

We need narcissistic sociopaths to lead the way!

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 05, 2021 12:36 PM (+LCoQ)

163 Cocaine Pam. Otherwise Cheryl.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 05, 2021 12:32 PM (LvTSG)

She's one wild Tunt

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 05, 2021 12:36 PM (V6f9+)

164 Give me 5 minutes alone in a room with Flake and I'll make his nose straight again...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 05, 2021 12:36 PM (flINI)

165 Trump said mean things and got things done. Romney mumbles and does nothing.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 05, 2021 12:37 PM (ESjRY)

166 According to Archer the Swiss Guard are quite good at what they do, despite the silly uniforms.

Good against Girl Scout troops and the French, maybe.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 05, 2021 12:37 PM (guGkK)

167 Nice to grift some cash I guess, but Mike Lee will hold this seat. It won't be close.

Could be a test run for Romney though, where they could potentially use the impeachment vote to cause chaos and get a Dem in the seat.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 05, 2021 12:37 PM (syW2s)

168 Obligatory

It's a unit of stately dragoons
In highly regimented platoons
But the reason, in truth
That I joined in my youth
Was those cool puffy striped pantaloons!!

Posted by: Muldoon at October 05, 2021 12:37 PM (Xwt96)

169 https://www.nytimes.com/2021/10/05/nyregion/
fbi-raid-sergeants-benevolent-association-nypd.html

And the plot thickens

Posted by: havel at October 05, 2021 12:37 PM (WfuTe)

170 Cocaine Pam. Otherwise Cheryl.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 05, 2021 12:32 PM (LvTSG)

She's one wild Tunt
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 05, 2021 12:36 PM (V6f9

Cheryl but I don't think I'd survive.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 05, 2021 12:38 PM (cSyAR)

171 132 Pope Franky is not long for this world.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2021 12:26 PM (DrKir)

From your mouth to God's ear.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Chess anyone?

Posted by: Death at October 05, 2021 12:38 PM (d9FiS)

172 163 Cocaine Pam. Otherwise Cheryl.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 05, 2021 12:32 PM (LvTSG)

She's one wild Tunt
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 05, 2021 12:36 PM (V6f9+)

========

I like it when she sings the Country music.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 05, 2021 12:38 PM (LvTSG)

173 gotta quote this, from an email the other day from a leftwing Dem group:

About six months ago, Democrats across the party spectrum agreed that they'd try to move their agenda through two bills: a bipartisan infrastructure bill (the BIF) and the Build Back Better Act. The idea was that Dems would work with Republicans on the (very small) areas of infrastructure where compromise was possible, and then we'd roll all the really big and important parts of the Democratic agenda -- climate action, paid family leave and child care, lower prescription drug prices, a pathway to citizenship, and more -- into one megabill, the Build Back Better Act, which could pass through the reconciliation process with just Democratic votes.

The idea behind linking the two bills was simple. Conservative Dems would get what they wanted (some headlines about bipartisanship, good vibes), and the rest of us would get what we wanted (THE ACTUAL DEMOCRATIC AGENDA).

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 05, 2021 12:38 PM (4a9Vv)

174 Hey Pope Frankie is busy injecting things into every kid they sneak into his fortified palace. The least his guards can do is let him inject them too

Posted by: 18-1 at October 05, 2021 12:38 PM (ESjRY)

175 To be clear ^ the FBI basically raided the NYPD Union

Posted by: havel at October 05, 2021 12:38 PM (WfuTe)

176 144 >>>Call me a crazy man but I'd go for Pam - for a weekend only maybe but still . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2021 12:31 PM (eZshs)

======

Cocaine Pam, definitely.

Posted by: I got nothin' at October 05, 2021 12:35 PM (EGngb)

------

Jungle Pam FTW!

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at October 05, 2021 12:38 PM (vAHT7)

177 That alone indicates a$$hole status, and then he didn't even bother paying the people who worked for him.

Stiffing your own staff (hah, phrasing!) earns him the Asshole Cross with Oak Leaf Clusters.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 05, 2021 12:38 PM (guGkK)

178 Seems like a sure guarantee of a Lee win unless he can get the Democrat to drop out.

Posted by: Albert Schwartz at October 05, 2021 12:38 PM (zHbOW)

179 I pray for Frankie the Reds speedy reunion with the Lord.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - Cannibals are people too! at October 05, 2021 12:35 PM (RoIW/)

***

Only for the Lord to send him directly to Hell

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 05, 2021 12:39 PM (flINI)

180 McMullin looks like an older version of the guy wanted for questioning in the death of Gabby Petito.

Posted by: mr tmz at October 05, 2021 12:39 PM (m/Gc2)

181
Evan McMullin is a pretty good example of what is so deeply wrong in America today. If we're ever gonna get things straight around here, guys like him will have to be fed to large cats at the zoo.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 05, 2021 12:39 PM (cTqLg)

182 "One-time presidential candidate Evan McMullin." Like that is supposed to make us think he is a big deal.

"One-time presidential candidate Lyndon Larouche."

"One-time presidential candidate Gus Hall."

"One-time gubernatorial candidate Jimmy "The rent is too damn high" McMillan."

Posted by: bluebell at October 05, 2021 12:39 PM (wyw4S)

183 guys like him will have to be fed to large cats at the zoo.[

You promise me an egg mcmuffin and...and...bring me this?

Look, I'll eat lizards, birds and toddlers. But I draw the line here.

Posted by: Some Tiger at October 05, 2021 12:40 PM (ESjRY)

184 What the hell is this? A pop quiz?

Posted by: Weasel at October 05, 2021 12:40 PM (MVjcR)

185 But then again, like Cheryl said, Pam's a moped.
Posted by: I got nothin' at October 05, 2021 12:36 PM (EGngb)

***

Fun to ride until your friends see you on 'em...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 05, 2021 12:40 PM (flINI)

186
They should be running Tagg Romney so that Utah can have TWO severely conservatives representing them in the Senate!
Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist

He would have to arm wrestle Biff Romney and Chad Romney for the opportunity, though, and there's a good chance the other sons would hear the ruckus and want their shot at it, too.

Everything would get all higgledy-piggledy really quickly!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 05, 2021 12:40 PM (pNxlR)

187 MP5s and Sig I-don't-know-which model, right? I knew they were Swiss, but thought they were Vatican employees?

I mean leaving aside Switzerland's universal reserve model of a military, I didn't think these guys were Swiss military.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at October 05, 2021 12:40 PM (OTzUX)

188 https://tinyurl.com/22995f6s

inside the swiss guard armory at the vatican

picture

Posted by: it is part of the swiss army at October 05, 2021 12:40 PM (b6d4b)

189 VATICAN CITY (ChurchMilitant.com) - Three soldiers have quit and three have been suspended after the Vatican quashed a rebellion of conscientious objectors to coerced abortion-tainted jabs in the ranks of its prestigious Pontifical Swiss Guard.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at October 05, 2021 12:25 PM (YZG/i)

/pops popcorn...

This is gonna get good...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 05, 2021 12:40 PM (oHd/0)

190 So the NeoCons are still solidly behind Biden even after Afghanistan?

I always knew they didn't really care about domestic conservative policies, but even the foreign policy stuff was a grift as well.

Posted by: Hylian at October 05, 2021 12:41 PM (YsTC1)

191 I've seen the enemy, and he is me!

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at October 05, 2021 12:41 PM (Xrfse)

192 98
I'm so excited I can hardly finish my sudoku puzzle.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

My *J*U*M*B*L*E* just got soaked after I spilled my coffee on it from the excitement of this news!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 05, 2021 12:29 PM (pNxlR)

"My neeeples are borschting with excitement!"

- - Translation from naughty Hungarian-English Phrase Book

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2021 12:41 PM (s2VJv)

193 Evan McMullin is a pretty good example of what is so deeply wrong in America today. If we're ever gonna get things straight around here, guys like him will have to be fed to large cats at the zoo.

Egg McMuffin might be more likable after the cat is finished processing him than he is now.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 05, 2021 12:41 PM (+LCoQ)

194 Kind of odd the Swiss Guards would object to the vax, after going along with those ridiculous uniforms for so many years.

The uniforms are cool. They're distinctive, and they have a proud history.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 05, 2021 12:41 PM (jOcSX)

195 Do we use a #2 pencil and darken the circle completely?

Posted by: Weasel at October 05, 2021 12:42 PM (MVjcR)

196 Cheryl but I don't think I'd survive.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker

St. Peter: Brother Northernlurker, it says her . . . .
C'mon in, we've been expecting you.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2021 12:42 PM (eZshs)

197 It is quite a grift.

Campaign Consultants will make bank in a doomed attempt.

Posted by: rd at October 05, 2021 12:42 PM (Z32m1)

198 Evan McMullin is a pretty good example of what is so deeply wrong in America today. If we're ever gonna get things straight around here, guys like him will have to be fed to large cats at the zoo.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 05, 2021 12:39 PM (cTqLg)

Couldn't we let them play with their food a bit before meal time?

Posted by: flounder at October 05, 2021 12:42 PM (KnJdm)

199 Not sure why Bulwarkians care about unseating Lee.

Lee is a CoC mass immigrationist and fairly close to being the median Republican senator without a hint of personal scandal ... all things Bulwarkians pretended to be for not too long ago.

But I suppose McMullin is too poor at the moment to move to another state, so must make do with what's at hand.

Posted by: Match Checksout at October 05, 2021 12:42 PM (dYe5S)

200 "One-time presidential candidate Evan McMullin." Like that is supposed to make us think he is a big deal.

Was he on the ballot in all 50 states? I don't think so.
Did he win ANY state? No

He is some kind of deal but it isn't a big one.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 05, 2021 12:43 PM (T7iTv)

201 oh my goodness. next thing you know, the son of a mailman is going to run for public office again.

Posted by: IC at October 05, 2021 12:43 PM (hV9ir)

202 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 05, 2021 12:43 PM (arJlL)

203 Do we use a #2 pencil and darken the circle completely?
Posted by: Weasel at October 05, 2021 12:42 PM (MVjcR)
-------

No stray marks!

Posted by: bluebell at October 05, 2021 12:43 PM (wyw4S)

204 I love a parade.

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at October 05, 2021 12:43 PM (Xrfse)

205 Call me when its Bruce Lee vs. Ewan McGregor.

I'll take Bruce with a K-O in the 2nd.

Posted by: dananjcon at October 05, 2021 12:43 PM (u6xw0)

206 I looked up the Swiss guard. Apparently the Red Pope fired the previous commander and appointed a nobody in his place.

Probably easier to have your Disney themed Vatican parties that way.

Posted by: Some Tiger at October 05, 2021 12:43 PM (ESjRY)

207 https://tinyurl.com/22995f6s

inside the swiss guard armory at the vatican
Posted by: it is part of the swiss army

I was expecting to see a few Holy Hand Grenades of Antioch.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2021 12:43 PM (eZshs)

208
"One-time presidential candidate Evan McMullin." Like that is supposed to make us think he is a big deal.

"One-time presidential candidate Lyndon Larouche."
"One-time presidential candidate Gus Hall."
"One-time gubernatorial candidate Jimmy "The rent is too damn high" McMillan."

Posted by: bluebell

What am I, chopped liver?

-- One-time Green Party Presidential candidate Cynthia Ann McKinney

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 05, 2021 12:43 PM (pNxlR)

209 200 Was he on the ballot in all 50 states? I don't think so.
Did he win ANY state? No

He is some kind of deal but it isn't a big one.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 05, 2021 12:43 PM (T7iTv)

=========

Did he even spoil Utah? No? He's nobody.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 05, 2021 12:44 PM (LvTSG)

210 ...and a good Broadway musical! Ahoy!

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at October 05, 2021 12:44 PM (Xrfse)

211 Waiting to hear what Potato thinks about this Muffin character.

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 05, 2021 12:44 PM (j40lz)

212 CNN is reporting that McMullin is inviting individual donations and has opened a GoFuckMe account for his campaign.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 05, 2021 12:44 PM (guGkK)

213 https://tinyurl.com/22995f6s

inside the swiss guard armory at the vatican

picture

Posted by: it is part of the swiss army at October 05, 2021 12:40 PM (b6d4b)

RIP, WeaponsMan.com. The domain is available for registration, BTW.

Posted by: flounder at October 05, 2021 12:44 PM (KnJdm)

214 I like it when she sings the Country music.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 05, 2021 12:38 PM (LvTSG)

I like it when she dresses like she's going to sing country music.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 05, 2021 12:44 PM (V6f9+)

215
Did he even spoil Utah? No? He's nobody.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 05, 2021 12:44 PM (LvTSG)

He sure didn't. If memory serves, Trump beat him and the Hellbeast combined.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 05, 2021 12:44 PM (cTqLg)

216 wait, he had a girlfriend? seriously? i thought he was gay.

Posted by: IC at October 05, 2021 12:44 PM (hV9ir)

217
The bald headed mutant community needs representation, like anyone else.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 05, 2021 12:44 PM (8JBEd)

218 Stunningly Charismatic Light Worker Egg McMuffin Announces Next Grift!!!

#NotTheBabylonBee

It is impossible to separate parody from reality with these clowns.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at October 05, 2021 12:45 PM (+Kpte)

219 Well, Mike Lee is useless. So...

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 05, 2021 12:45 PM (0ryfU)

220 212 CNN is reporting that McMullin is inviting individual donations and has opened a GoFuckMe account for his campaign.
Posted by: Cicero

Any fool that donates to him deserves to be had

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at October 05, 2021 12:45 PM (YZG/i)

221 If the Dems seriously thought they could pass things as yuuge (and idiotic) as the New Deal, via reconciliation, it speaks to their confidence about the total dissolution of the institutions and actual norms. They're mostly idiots, but difficult to doubt their judgement on that. And so far the only thing blocking their vile plan are two stupid "maverick" senators and a parliamentarian who seems to have been time-transported from 15-20 years back.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at October 05, 2021 12:45 PM (OTzUX)

222 wait, he had a girlfriend? seriously? i thought he was gay.
Posted by: IC

In DC, those two positions are not mutually exclusive.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2021 12:45 PM (eZshs)

223 Speaking of cluster-f's:

@JavierBlas 3h

If I was the British government, I would be rather worried about this chart; very, very worried. UK natural gas has now breached the equivalent to $40 per million Btu barrier (~300 pence per therm). In oil terms, it's now trading above $230 per barrel of oil equivalent.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 05, 2021 12:45 PM (1t5dY)

224 So, the Swiss Guard is more traditional Catholic than frankie?

this is my shocked face.

Posted by: Infidel at October 05, 2021 12:45 PM (iorxD)

225 Utah use Dominion?
If not, doubt he has a shot.

Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 05, 2021 12:45 PM (bUL4f)

226 I love the Italian flag and their people.

https://tinyurl.com/em7p4j2p

Posted by: Capital Eff at October 05, 2021 12:46 PM (5tb3b)

227 220 212 CNN is reporting that McMullin is inviting individual donations and has opened a GoFuckMe account for his campaign.
Posted by: Cicero

Any fool that donates to him deserves to be had
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at October 05, 2021 12:45 PM (YZG/i)

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It's mostly going to be laundered funds from rich people finding ways around individual contribution limits.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 05, 2021 12:46 PM (LvTSG)

228 So...how many R senators have you heard of doing ANYTHING since the last election?

I've got Hawley, Paul, Cruz, and I think I heard Blackburn making a peep.

There are supposedly 50 of them right?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 05, 2021 12:46 PM (ESjRY)

229 Deez Nuts is a one- time presidential candidate.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 05, 2021 12:46 PM (0ryfU)

230 What the hell is this? A pop quiz?
Posted by: Weasel

*****

shorter version:

Pop?...goes the Weasel

Posted by: Muldoon at October 05, 2021 12:47 PM (Xwt96)

231 >>If we're ever gonna get things straight around here, guys like him will have to be fed to large cats at the zoo.

I'm guessing the Wildlife Animal Sanctuary in Keensburg, CO could make that happen ever so easily. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at October 05, 2021 12:47 PM (bDqIh)

232 Sidebar: yeah, Joe West is one of the worst of the umpires. He's the worst at being biased against some teams, holds huge grudges, makes bad calls, and generally is terrible at his job. Yet he worked behind the plate forever.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2021 12:47 PM (KZzsI)

233 223 Speaking of cluster-f's:

@JavierBlas 3h

If I was the British government, I would be rather worried about this chart; very, very worried. UK natural gas has now breached the equivalent to $40 per million Btu barrier (~300 pence per therm). In oil terms, it's now trading above $230 per barrel of oil equivalent.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 05, 2021 12:45 PM (1t5dY)

Can they not just run extension cords across the channel to hook up to all those Dutch windmills?

Posted by: Roy at October 05, 2021 12:47 PM (ffT8C)

234 Next presidential election I am going to write in my own name. Then Incan put "Former presidential candidate" on my resume.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 05, 2021 12:47 PM (0ryfU)

235 So no one would choose Lana?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 05, 2021 12:47 PM (cSyAR)

236 Not sure why Bulwarkians care about unseating Lee.

Lee is a CoC mass immigrationist and fairly close to being the median Republican senator without a hint of personal scandal ... all things Bulwarkians pretended to be for not too long ago.

It's about raising money from the left while scaring the establishment right. The goal now is to prevent a Trump resurgence, and to kill Trumpism in part by making sure that no GOPe type decides to try and jump ship.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 05, 2021 12:47 PM (jOcSX)

237 Well the rapid test for Wuhan is Presumed Negative. Should get final results in a day or two.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2021 12:47 PM (DrKir)

238 So, the Swiss Guard is more traditional Catholic than frankie?

this is my shocked face.
Posted by: Infidel

Henry VIII was more Catholic than frankie.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2021 12:47 PM (eZshs)

239 I'm an independent steamroller juggernaut, baby.

Gonna roll all over you...

Posted by: Andrew Yang at October 05, 2021 12:47 PM (sWM8x)

240 232 Sidebar: yeah, Joe West is one of the worst of the umpires. He's the worst at being biased against some teams, holds huge grudges, makes bad calls, and generally is terrible at his job. Yet he worked behind the plate forever.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2021 12:47 PM (KZzsI)

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Completely unrelated: Also a big umpire union supporter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 05, 2021 12:47 PM (LvTSG)

241 I have to imagine that even the odd and somewhat tribal politics of Utah has its limits. I don't know much about Mike Lee and maybe he's a shit heel (the odds are good), but McMuffin would not be an improvement.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 05, 2021 12:47 PM (+IIqY)

242 Terry McAuliffe is panicking.

https://bit.ly/3lcLgif

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at October 05, 2021 12:48 PM (d9FiS)

243 I was making mit der funneh about the Swiss Guard uniforms. It's actually kind of macho to wear such ridiculous uniforms while actually being heavily armed well-trained SOBs. A nice tension there.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at October 05, 2021 12:48 PM (OTzUX)

244 I love the Italian flag and their people.

https://tinyurl.com/em7p4j2p
Posted by: Capital Eff at October 05, 2021 12:46 PM (5tb3b)

Very nice, but I was hoping for flag body paint.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 05, 2021 12:48 PM (jOcSX)

245
Henry VIII was more Catholic than frankie.

Fist Bump!

Posted by: Jan Huss at October 05, 2021 12:48 PM (ESjRY)

246 He's the worst at being biased against some teams, holds huge grudges, makes bad calls, and generally is terrible at his job. Yet he worked behind the plate forever.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2021 12:47 PM (KZzsI)

Is this not the story of Biden?

Posted by: Roy at October 05, 2021 12:48 PM (ffT8C)

247 UK natural gas has now breached the equivalent to $40 per million Btu barrier (~300 pence per therm

OMG! That is 1300 drigs per diggerydoo!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 05, 2021 12:49 PM (0ryfU)

248 It's mostly going to be laundered funds from rich people finding ways around individual contribution limits.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

Even they are fools if they donate
The guy is a total loser

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at October 05, 2021 12:49 PM (YZG/i)

249 216 wait, he had a girlfriend? seriously? i thought he was gay.
Posted by: IC at October 05, 2021 12:44 PM (hV9ir)

I believe the technical term for her is "beard",

.

Can I ask why people give a shit about this? Is this some sort of "a handshake is a handshake" thing? Because I give fuck all whether people willing to extend credit to McMullin ever see a cent. Serves 'em right if they don't.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 05, 2021 12:32 PM (QU5/

True. The only reason people should care though is that McMuffin ran to distinguish true GOP(e)rs with honor, integrity, and whatnot against the vile Drumpf. And yet at the end, McMuffin did exactly the same thing he accused Trump doing in his businesses - stiffing vendors.

Just another (belated) lesson that nowadays the people preaching virtue in politics and all that are the first ones to jettison it when it becomes convenient.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 05, 2021 12:49 PM (5aFbR)

250 A little birdie just told me that he saw someone file a complaint with the DOJ IG about the laws Garland and his gang are violating with their attempted intimidation of "domestic terrorists" by the FIB.

You know the laws, the ones that carry a potential death sentence for everyone involved at both the DOJ and FIB.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 05, 2021 12:49 PM (QgHo2)

251
I have to imagine that even the odd and somewhat tribal politics of Utah has its limits.

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Oh it does. Most Mormons aren't dumb enough to go anywhere near him. But some will give him money (along with Left wing groups), and that's all this freakish little remora cares about.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 05, 2021 12:49 PM (cTqLg)

252 Goldman Sachs vs Google.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 05, 2021 12:50 PM (i9ZF7)

253 Next presidential election I am going to write in my own name. Then Incan put "Former presidential candidate" on my resume.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 05, 2021 12:47 PM (0ryfU)
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Great idea.

Posted by: one-time presidential candidate Mickey Mouse at October 05, 2021 12:50 PM (wyw4S)

254 Terry McAuliffe is panicking.

Is their blank ballot shipment stuck in a Philadelphia warehouse?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 05, 2021 12:50 PM (0ryfU)

255 Who was the "conservative" that ran against Trump in the primaries and got like 1.5% of the vote?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 05, 2021 12:50 PM (OalnH)

256 Just "googled" diseased testicle. OUCH!!!

Posted by: JROD at October 05, 2021 12:50 PM (0jZnq)

257 I know people who voted for McMuffin (their term, not mine) in 2016. He was presenting well *before* the election to people who wouldn't vote for the Libertarian candidate and thought that Trump was sort of crazy. (Don't lie, even most people who voted for him in 2016 thought Trump was crazy or unserious, just not evil like Hillary.) AFTER the election McMuffin turned into a profoundly crazy person and did so publicly.

Yes, he got a lot of votes in Utah because of how he presented as informed and reliable before the election, but he presented as a conspiracy weirdo afterward.

Posted by: Synova at October 05, 2021 12:50 PM (BD/yx)

258 Terry McAuliffe is panicking.

___

Why?

Posted by: Dominion and Mail In Ballots for Illegals at October 05, 2021 12:51 PM (OalnH)

259 255 Who was the "conservative" that ran against Trump in the primaries and got like 1.5% of the vote?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 05, 2021 12:50 PM (OalnH)

Jeb!?

Posted by: Roy at October 05, 2021 12:51 PM (ffT8C)

260 257
Yes, he got a lot of votes in Utah because of how he presented as informed and reliable before the election, but he presented as a conspiracy weirdo afterward.
Posted by: Synova at October 05, 2021 12:50 PM (BD/yx)

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He's also an intelligence asset owned by the CIA.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 05, 2021 12:51 PM (LvTSG)

261 43 I sorta love the fake conservative crowd.

They're so ridiculous.

Today, Allahpundit's hot take on the dems going down in flames on their 1.5T and 3.5T bills was to....you guessed it...pass the 1.5T bill.

His logic is that giving them the first one won't embolden them.
Posted by: MJ - hopes fukky isn't played out already at October 05, 2021 12:24 PM (zwDuR)
***********
Allahpundit lives under a rock.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 05, 2021 12:51 PM (NpAcC)

262 I really hate his pleading, over the top, emo speaking manner.

Posted by: m at October 05, 2021 12:51 PM (TZgEk)

263 This looks like "campaign fund-kiting."

McMullin owed a lot of people a lot of $$ after 2016. I doubt he's paid off the debts.

What better way to solve that problem than to run again, spend very little, raise a lot, and get the old debts out of the way?

Lee, who came in during the Tea Party wave in 2010, is a bitter disappointment in many ways, esp relating to H1B visas, so-called guest workers, and illegal immigration. I would rather see someone else try to defeat him from the right, but I guess that won't happen.

Additionally, Utah still has a party convention. It used to be the ONLY vehicle for getting a nomination for national office, but it got watered down to save Mitt Romney's Senate candidacy when he ran.

Romney finished second at the 2018 GOP convention. That would previously have kept him off the ballot, but under new rules he was able to run in a GOP primary against the guy who beat him at the convention. Romney defeated him, purely on name recognition and not merit.

It's very unlikely that McMullin will get past the convention, meaning any money he raised up to that point won't have to be spent. Like I said, "campaign fund-kiting."

Posted by: Stealth LOL at October 05, 2021 12:51 PM (7PF2/)

264 He's the worst at being biased against some teams, holds huge grudges, makes bad calls, and generally is terrible at his job. Yet he worked behind the plate forever.

-----------------

Also a character in a sport that needs characters. I like my baseball with managers and umps yelling at each other.

Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 05, 2021 12:51 PM (E1ego)

265 In Utah we need to rise about petty partisan politics.

I pledge to rise above the same old same old bickering.

Look at Dem to be named later. He/She/It has already pledged to lick both of Joe Biden shoes. And look at that old NAZI Mike Lee...why he won't lick either shoe!

Me? I'll lick whichever one the president needs that day...but he'll have to find someone else for the other one. Because I am an independent!

Posted by: Egg McMuffin at October 05, 2021 12:51 PM (ESjRY)

266 261 Allahpundit lives under a rock.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 05, 2021 12:51 PM (NpAcC)

========

That's one way to describe his head.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 05, 2021 12:51 PM (LvTSG)

267 Who was the "conservative" that ran against Trump

Joe Walsh?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 05, 2021 12:52 PM (0ryfU)

268
Yes, he got a lot of votes in Utah because of how he presented as informed and reliable before the election, but he presented as a conspiracy weirdo afterward.
Posted by: Synova at October 05, 2021 12:50 PM (BD/yx)

All of the NTs' cheese slid off their crackers in November 2016. They watched him blow up their entire scam for all time. That was the end for them on the Right, they knew it, and watching the grift burn up in that abrupt manner drove them all completely nuts.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 05, 2021 12:52 PM (cTqLg)

269 "that left our temple of democracy desecrated"

OH FFS.

Posted by: m at October 05, 2021 12:52 PM (TZgEk)

270 Terry McAuliffe is panicking.

___

Why?

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He is running out of man makeup.

Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 05, 2021 12:52 PM (E1ego)

271 By the way I was asking about how on earth cruise ship operations could possibly stay open without doing any business for almost 2 years while costs are in the millions a month... Evidently a lot aren't. Carnival Cruise Line has sold two of its ships and another 16 are being mothballed or scrapped. Royal Caribbean said they were not going to get rid of any ships but recently sold one of their biggest.

In fact, every cruise ship business in the world is selling and/or scrapping ships because they cannot possibly afford to keep them sitting around doing nothing.

https://tinyurl.com/dkjxnt5k

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2021 12:52 PM (KZzsI)

272 Just "googled" diseased testicle. OUCH!!!
Posted by: JROD

That took balls.

Or, maybe 'ball'.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2021 12:52 PM (eZshs)

273 267 Who was the "conservative" that ran against Trump

Joe Walsh?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 05, 2021 12:52 PM (0ryfU)

Kasich?

Posted by: IC at October 05, 2021 12:53 PM (hV9ir)

274 what this really tells us is that the Democrat Party doesn't have a single viable candidate of their own to put up against Lee. That's why the Dem slot is open for grifters like McMuffin.

same reason Dowd wants to run for Lt. Gov. in Texas.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 05, 2021 12:53 PM (trdmm)

275 Who was the "conservative" that ran against Trump

Joe Walsh?

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Just an ordinary average guy.

Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 05, 2021 12:53 PM (E1ego)

276 Turned out he didn't need a beard, I guess.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 05, 2021 12:53 PM (ySQBZ)

277 >>>So no one would choose Lana?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 05, 2021 12:47 PM (cSyAR)

=====

After Katya.

Posted by: I got nothin' at October 05, 2021 12:53 PM (EGngb)

278 Also a character in a sport that needs characters.

That was why I liked Eric Gregg. He was better at his job and less inclined to make bad calls because he didn't like someone, but was a hilarious character.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2021 12:53 PM (KZzsI)

279 274 what this really tells us is that the Democrat Party doesn't have a single viable candidate of their own to put up against Lee. That's why the Dem slot is open for grifters like McMuffin.

same reason Dowd wants to run for Lt. Gov. in Texas.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 05, 2021 12:53 PM (trdmm)

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But Dominion should be able to get the votes for a turnip to beat any Republican, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 05, 2021 12:54 PM (LvTSG)

280 McMullin is just another asshole politician.
That's all I got.

Posted by: wth at October 05, 2021 12:54 PM (v0R5T)

281 OT: Does anyone know how to donate to the Youngkin campaign with the assurance that absolutely not one penny goes to the VA GOP, aka Chuck Todd's retirement fund? I looked on their YoungkinforGovernor website, but just to ask a question requires that you give them your information. F*** that.

Posted by: pep at October 05, 2021 12:54 PM (ZsR3z)

282 Terry McAuliffe is panicking.
==
wake me when he is in an orange jumpsuit

Posted by: from hysteria to tedium and back again all in one day at October 05, 2021 12:54 PM (4AkjK)

283 267 Who was the "conservative" that ran against Trump

Joe Walsh?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 05, 2021 12:52 PM (0ryfU)

__

Yeah that's it. Also funded and supported by the same cucks on Team McMuffin.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 05, 2021 12:54 PM (OalnH)

284 "I'm having trouble wrapping my head around the idea that Egg McMuffin dates women -- what is he, bi? -- but the "asshole" part checks out."

Posted by Ace

He dumped a girl because she wouldn't help further his political aspirations? I guess a wife with even half a brain would put up resistance to being a nationally recognized, professional repeat political failure.

Posted by: LGBTQ+ Gaystapo at October 05, 2021 12:54 PM (hLB6Q)

285 Cocaine Pam, definitely.
=====

Polythene Pam, she's so goodlooking she looks like a man . . .

Posted by: mustbequantum at October 05, 2021 12:54 PM (MIKMs)

286 If I was the British government, I would be rather worried about this chart; very, very worried. UK natural gas has now breached the equivalent to $40 per million Btu barrier (~300 pence per therm). In oil terms, it's now trading above $230 per barrel of oil equivalent.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 05, 2021 12:45 PM (1t5dY)
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A therm is basically 100,000 BTU. 300 pence is three pounds is $4.09. To get it down to household scale, it is 41 cents per 10,000 BTU. A typical kitchen gas burner size is 10,000 BTU/hour. So running your typical average gas stove burner full blast for one hour will cost about 41 cents plus delivery.

But what about heat? An 80,000 BTU furnace - in the average range, though lower in that range - will consume 0.8 therms per hour. So running your 80k BTU furnace for one hour will cost $3.27 in fuel.

I hope your ass is lubed for winter, Britain. And U.S. Whatever.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 05, 2021 12:54 PM (+IIqY)

287 So no one would choose Lana?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 05, 2021 12:47 PM (cSyAR)

=====

After Katya.
Posted by: I got nothin' at October 05, 2021 12:53 PM (EGngb)

Lana is a hectoring nag

After Katya, I wouldn't want anyone else.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 05, 2021 12:54 PM (V6f9+)

288 Sidebar: yeah, Joe West is one of the worst of the umpires.

****

Bit of baseball trivia here: Joe West has been known to recite limericks in between innings, so much so that MLB players began referring to him as the Wholly Rhymin' Umpire

Posted by: Muldoon at October 05, 2021 12:55 PM (Xwt96)

289 I can't work out why guys like this run for office. Do they like the failure? Is the humiliation part of the kink?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2021 12:55 PM (KZzsI)

290 >>In fact, every cruise ship business in the world is selling and/or scrapping ships

New floating casinos and stripper joints !

Posted by: Capital Eff at October 05, 2021 12:55 PM (5tb3b)

291 McMullen's campaign song will be Who Are You

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 05, 2021 12:55 PM (cSyAR)

292
No stray marks!
Posted by: bluebell at October 05, 2021 12:43 PM (wyw4S)
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Dammit! Foiled again by stray marks!

Posted by: Weasel at October 05, 2021 12:55 PM (MVjcR)

293 Just "googled" diseased testicle. OUCH!!!

Comrade, why were you looking up information on FBI agents?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 05, 2021 12:55 PM (QgHo2)

294 UK natural gas has now breached the equivalent to $40 per million Btu barrier (~300 pence per therm

OMG! That is 1300 drigs per diggerydoo!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 05, 2021 12:49 PM

What's that in Marmites?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 05, 2021 12:55 PM (a3Q+t)

295 But Dominion should be able to get the votes for a turnip to beat any Republican, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 05, 2021 12:54 PM (LvTSG)

___

Dominion can turn a 51-49 race into a 49-51 race. It can't turn a 63-35 race into a 35-65 race.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 05, 2021 12:55 PM (OalnH)

296 What does Egg McMuffen have to offer to the voters of Utah?
He's a fraud and just plain creepy.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 05, 2021 12:55 PM (NpAcC)

297 McCarthy on Garland the Fash:

G"arland knows this is bullshit because he stopped me personally from charging a terrorist with sedition in the 1990s."

fucking Garland.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 05, 2021 12:31 PM (ZZK0E)

McCarthy seeing his precious Garland in power is making his eyes and mouth fly open.

Good. They can both be lined up against the same wall.

Posted by: trev006 at October 05, 2021 12:56 PM (g56gv)

298 I am sorry for math on the blog at 286. Here's a girl in a bikini as an act of contrition:
https://is.gd/21xf1t

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 05, 2021 12:56 PM (+IIqY)

299 289 I can't work out why guys like this run for office. Do they like the failure? Is the humiliation part of the kink?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2021 12:55 PM (KZzsI)

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***ALWAYS*** follow the money. This is a grift, plain and simple.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 05, 2021 12:56 PM (OalnH)

300 295 Dominion can turn a 51-49 race into a 49-51 race. It can't turn a 63-35 race into a 35-65 race.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 05, 2021 12:55 PM (OalnH)

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Why not?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 05, 2021 12:56 PM (LvTSG)

301 Henry VIII was more Catholic than frankie.

Fist Bump!
Posted by: Jan Huss at October 05, 2021 12:48 PM (ESjRY)

Martin Luther and John Calvin were far more Catholic than Frankie. They still believed in God.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 05, 2021 12:56 PM (trdmm)

302 I vote C)!

Posted by: R.F. Hirsch at October 05, 2021 12:57 PM (oMkPq)

303 OMG! That is 1300 drigs per diggerydoo!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 05, 2021 12:49 PM (0ryfU)

Regret to inform it is now 1430 drigs per diggerydoo. 10 percent for the Big Guy.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado - Tempus belli) at October 05, 2021 12:57 PM (N3El/)

304 Who was the "conservative" that ran against Trump

Joe Walsh?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 05, 2021 12:52 PM (0ryfU)

Kasich?
Posted by: IC

It's so pathetic, they did better that the kama ho.

Posted by: Infidel at October 05, 2021 12:57 PM (iorxD)

305 I love the Italian flag and their people.

https://tinyurl.com/em7p4j2p
Posted by: Capital Eff at October 05, 2021 12:46 PM (5tb3b)

It's a combination of grift and ego. They have no shame.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 05, 2021 12:57 PM (jOcSX)

306 I was making mit der funneh about the Swiss Guard uniforms. It's actually kind of macho to wear such ridiculous uniforms while actually being heavily armed well-trained SOBs. A nice tension there.
==
Hey, you don't likea my work? I'mma gonna let you finish but first, you can blow me.

Posted by: Leonardo Da Vinci at October 05, 2021 12:58 PM (TXPdN)

307 What the hell is this? A pop quiz?
Posted by: Weasel

Pop quiz, hot shot. There's a bank account full of campaign donations. If its balance falls below 5.5 million dollars, your NetJets plan is cancelled. What do you do? What ... do ... you ... do?

Posted by: overheard between McMuffin and his campaign manager at October 05, 2021 12:58 PM (h5TKJ)

308 Dominion can turn a 51-49 race into a 49-51 race. It can't turn a 63-35 race into a 35-65 race.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 05, 2021 12:55 PM (OalnH)

You mean like the recent Calif Recall?

I live here and don't buy the 'blowout' that suddenly appeared which greatly differed from all the polls.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 05, 2021 12:58 PM (oHd/0)

309 Martin Luther and John Calvin were far more Catholic than Frankie. They still believed in God.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Seriously.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2021 12:58 PM (eZshs)

310 New floating casinos and stripper joints !

Back in prohibition the gangsters used to run ships off shore, Night clubs floating in international waters.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2021 12:58 PM (KZzsI)

311 242 Terry McAuliffe is panicking.

https://bit.ly/3lcLgif
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at October 05, 2021 12:48 PM (d9FiS)
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He's also a shithead.

Posted by: Weasel at October 05, 2021 12:58 PM (MVjcR)

312 Well the rapid test for Wuhan is Presumed Negative. Should get final results in a day or two.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Prayers up !

Posted by: JT at October 05, 2021 12:58 PM (arJlL)

313 Dominion can turn a 51-49 race into a 49-51 race. It can't turn a 63-35 race into a 35-65 race.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 05, 2021 12:55 PM (OalnH)
++++
Directly? No, I agree. Dominion probably does little if any actual cheating on behalf of its constituents. What Dominion provides is an easily-defeated and easily-corrupted system that can be abused trivially and at scale by its customers. The actual nuts-and-bolts cheating - double processing, mark corruption, custody violations, logging destruction, etc. - is undertaken by the jurisdiction involved.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 05, 2021 12:59 PM (+IIqY)

314 The NYPD sergeants benevolent association- the one who endorsed trump - is unexpectedly raided by the FBI after a "months long" investigation.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 05, 2021 12:59 PM (0ryfU)

315 Here's a girl in a bikini as an act of contrition

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You are foregiven. Now sin again, so we can get another pic.

Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 05, 2021 12:59 PM (E1ego)

316 308 You mean like the recent Calif Recall?

I live here and don't buy the 'blowout' that suddenly appeared which greatly differed from all the polls.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 05, 2021 12:58 PM (oHd/0)

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That probably has more to do with the fact that you could print ballots at home, and Republicans simply didn't show up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 05, 2021 12:59 PM (LvTSG)

317 Can't we get Brad to run?

*gonna beat this meme to death*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - Cannibals are people too! at October 05, 2021 12:22 PM

Have you considered marinade as an alternative tenderizer?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 05, 2021 12:59 PM (a3Q+t)

318 Martin Luther and John Calvin were far more Catholic than Frankie.

Both wanted to reform (fix, repair) the church, not destroy it. They saw good in the Roman Catholic church and wanted to get rid of the bad, go back to the Bible, and eliminate centuries of crap added to it.

Pope Frankie wants to destroy it and move further away from the Bible.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2021 12:59 PM (KZzsI)

319 Wikipedia on McMullin:

"In 2012, he volunteered for Mitt Romney's presidential campaign. . . ."

Enough.

Posted by: m at October 05, 2021 12:59 PM (TZgEk)

320 I am sorry for math on the blog at 286. Here's a girl in a bikini as an act of contrition:
https://is.gd/21xf1t
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 05, 2021 12:56 PM (+IIqY)

Everything you want, nothing you don't.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 05, 2021 12:59 PM (V6f9+)

321 Just "googled" diseased testicle. OUCH!!!
Posted by: JROD

That took balls.

Yer Nutz!

Posted by: dananjcon at October 05, 2021 12:59 PM (u6xw0)

322 That was supposed to be a reply to this comment.

I can't work out why guys like this run for office. Do they like the failure? Is the humiliation part of the kink?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2021 12:55 PM (KZzsI)

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 05, 2021 12:59 PM (jOcSX)

323 I live here and don't buy the 'blowout' that suddenly appeared which greatly differed from all the polls.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 05, 2021 12:58 PM (oHd/0)

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The polls had it as a semi-blowout. RCP average had it at Newsom +15.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 05, 2021 01:00 PM (OalnH)

324 296 What does Egg McMuffen have to offer to the voters of Utah?
He's a fraud and just plain creepy.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 05, 2021 12:55 PM (NpAcC)

He's (supposedly) Mormon. That's it.

Good point that commenters brought up is that he admittedly presented himself well throughout the 2016 campaign and then went full conspiracy theorist about Drumpf and Muh Russia afterwords. Dunno if that'll help or hurt him in UT though.

He also liked to parade around that picture of himself toting an M16 in front of whatever that place is in Iraq with the crossed scimitars. But there doesn't look to be a spec of dirt on him and he doesn't have that hard-operator-badass look, he can't even fake it either.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 05, 2021 01:00 PM (5aFbR)

325 Run Brandon Run!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 05, 2021 01:00 PM (0ryfU)

326 After Katya, I wouldn't want anyone else.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 05, 2021 12:54 PM (V6f9+)

The actress that does her voice is very pretty ( Ona Grauer )

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura highway at October 05, 2021 01:00 PM (M+Lyo)

327 If someone wants to do some original Journalism?

Watch who are his paid campaign staff, and who gets the 10-15% of the media buys he makes.

My guess is will be a bunch of Lincoln Man Boy Love Project grifters.

Posted by: rd at October 05, 2021 01:00 PM (Z32m1)

328 Bro, I'm fucking his wife, not voting for him.

Posted by: Mrs. McMullin Fuckstag #2 at October 05, 2021 01:01 PM (wNDOJ)

329 "Don't lie, even most people who voted for him in 2016 thought Trump was crazy or unserious"

Right. The reason he became the nominee had nothing to do with being the only one strongly pushing for rule of law in immigration, a secure border, or rational trade and economic policies. And the reason he won had nothing to do with those stances (say, in MI, or WI, or PA).

Jeebus.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at October 05, 2021 01:01 PM (OTzUX)

330 My prediction? Lee wins by double digits and Mcmuffin enjoys a new ride courtesy of twitter idiots and leftwing billionaires.

Posted by: Cory C at October 05, 2021 01:01 PM (JaYAu)

331 That probably has more to do with the fact that you could print ballots at home, and Republicans simply didn't show up.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 05, 2021 12:59 PM (LvTSG)

Yeah, when a low level sneak thief is caught with over 300 ballots in his car??? BEFORE the election?

But everyone I know, did vote... but its a Stalin quote deal... doesn't matter if we vote anymore, it only matters who counts the votes.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 05, 2021 01:01 PM (oHd/0)

332 The polls had it as a semi-blowout. RCP average had it at Newsom +15.

They had it super close, with Newsome losing in most until the last few weeks then suddenly he was a total 100% massive landslide shoe-in. For reasons.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2021 01:01 PM (KZzsI)

333 OT: Does anyone know how to donate to the Youngkin campaign with the assurance that absolutely not one penny goes to the VA GOP, aka Chuck Todd's retirement fund? I looked on their YoungkinforGovernor website, but just to ask a question requires that you give them your information. F*** that.
Posted by: pep at October 05, 2021 12:54 PM (ZsR3z)
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I just looked at his site and the donations go through WinRed, so I don't know if it's possible.

You could try sending a check made out to "Youngkin for Governor Inc." (on the bottom of his website) to the post office box for his campaign. I don't know if he would have to give money to the GOP but at least WinRed wouldn't be able to cash your check. At least I don't think they would.

Posted by: bluebell at October 05, 2021 01:01 PM (wyw4S)

334 this page has satellite images of the holding area in the Caribbean where dozens of cruise ships are parked:

https://tinyurl.com/3k5z4wz8

it's cheaper to keep them parked at sea rather than in a port, and a few skeleton crews can take care of all of them when they're together.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 05, 2021 01:01 PM (trdmm)

335 I am sorry for math on the blog at 286. Here's a girl in a bikini as an act of contrition:
https://is.gd/21xf1t
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Very nice but one thing I don't get - the beach and the sand that goes with it.

Someone, maybe both of us, is going to have some abrasion going on.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2021 01:01 PM (eZshs)

336
Sidebar: yeah, Joe West is one of the worst of the umpires.

__________

Joe West's problem is that he thinks the game revolves around Joe West. I wouldn't fault his calls but he makes himself the focus of attention.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2021 01:02 PM (FWO4D)

337 Sen. Joe Manchin said he does not believe immigration reform will make it into the budget reconciliation bill, delivering a blow to immigration activists who had hoped Democrats would pass a pathway to citizenship without the help of Republicans. 'I don't think it's going to be in there. I really don't,' the West Virginia Democrat told Latino Rebels on Monday afternoon. 'I think it's too big for that.' Manchin said he is 'totally committed' to the need for immigration reform but but he is unwilling to 'bust the Byrd Rule.'

Posted by: SMOD at October 05, 2021 01:02 PM (RHGPo)

338 "Don't lie, even most people who voted for him in 2016 thought Trump was crazy or unserious"

_____

I still believe he is crazy. But in a good way.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 05, 2021 01:02 PM (OalnH)

339 Someone, maybe both of us, is going to have some abrasion going on.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2021 01:01 PM (eZshs)
++++
The good with the bad, Tony. The good with the bad.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 05, 2021 01:02 PM (+IIqY)

340 McMullen's campaign song will be Who Are You

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 05, 2021 12:55 PM (cSyAR)

Eminence Front

Posted by: Flounder at October 05, 2021 01:02 PM (KnJdm)

341 I am sorry for math on the blog at 286. Here's a girl in a bikini as an act of contrition:
https://is.gd/21xf1t
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 05, 2021 12:56 PM (+IIqY)

Everything you want, nothing you don't.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 05, 2021 12:59 PM (V6f9+)

Long Tall Sally!

Posted by: Zombie Little Richard at October 05, 2021 01:02 PM (4I/2K)

342 I don't think = I haven't been bribed enough.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 05, 2021 01:03 PM (OalnH)

343
That took balls.

Yer Nutz!
Posted by: dananjcon at October 05, 2021 12:59 PM (u6xw0)

_________

We've taken the low-hanging fruit

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2021 01:03 PM (FWO4D)

344 After Katya, I wouldn't want anyone else.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 05, 2021 12:54 PM (V6f9+)

The actress that does her voice is very pretty ( Ona Grauer )
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura highway at October 05, 2021 01:00 PM (M+Lyo)

Weirdly, the female voice actresses on Archer tend to be rather good looking (Mallory aside).

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 05, 2021 01:03 PM (V6f9+)

345 What does Egg McMuffen have to offer to the voters of Utah?

He beats boiling bear piss to drink.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 05, 2021 01:03 PM (OCTRt)

346 I don't think = I haven't been bribed enough.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 05, 2021 01:03 PM (OalnH)
++++
You broke the code.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 05, 2021 01:03 PM (+IIqY)

347 HEY!!! I got cited by ace!!

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, #FJB. If you get it, you get it. at October 05, 2021 01:03 PM (cvNl1)

348 I just looked at his site and the donations go through WinRed, so I don't know if it's possible.

You could try sending a check made out to "Youngkin for Governor Inc." (on the bottom of his website) to the post office box for his campaign. I don't know if he would have to give money to the GOP but at least WinRed wouldn't be able to cash your check. At least I don't think they would.

Thanks, Bluebell. Protip for the Youngkin campaign: have at least one person available to field random calls. Alternatively, don't use EVERY contact as a way to expand your begging contact list. I want to help you, dude. Don't make it difficult.

Posted by: pep at October 05, 2021 01:04 PM (ZsR3z)

349 He beats boiling bear piss to drink.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 05, 2021 01:03 PM (OCTRt)
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Does he? Drinking hot bear piss is a one-and-done. A senator usually sticks around like a barnacle for decades.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 05, 2021 01:04 PM (+IIqY)

350 The stylish uniforms worn by the swiss guard were designed by Michaelangelo himself. By this time, it would be hard to get rid of such a treasure.

Posted by: Sassy at October 05, 2021 01:04 PM (xSICi)

351 yeah, Joe West is one of the worst of the umpires.

__________

Joe West's problem is that he thinks the game revolves around Joe West. I wouldn't fault his calls but he makes himself the focus of attention.
====
Remember me?

Posted by: Dave Pallone at October 05, 2021 01:04 PM (3txU4)

352 This is curious

https://tinyurl.com/5mxauz93

Purchases of PCR tests in China's Hubei Province (capitol: Wuhan) surged months before the first official reports of a novel coronavirus case there, according to a report by Australia-based cybersecurity company Internet 2.0.

About 67.4 million yuan ($10.5 million at current rates) was spent on PCR tests in Hubei during 2019, nearly double the 2018 total, with the upswing starting in May, according to the report.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2021 01:05 PM (KZzsI)

353 HEY!!! I got cited by ace!!
Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, #FJB. If you get it, you get it. at October 05, 2021 01:03 PM (cvNl1)
++++
Congrats!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 05, 2021 01:05 PM (+IIqY)

354 He's (supposedly) Mormon. That's it.
=====

Look for the Senate Intel staff / CIA op to get married soon. For some reason, I thought it was important for Mormons to get married (and married, and married /s) and be family-oriented.

Posted by: mustbequantum at October 05, 2021 01:05 PM (MIKMs)

355
Joe Walsh?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Life's been bad to him so far.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 05, 2021 01:05 PM (63Dwl)

356 Joe Mannix, exactly, as seen in MI, where the still jaw-dropping direct eye-witness account of ballots being systematically multiple-counted at the Wayne County center by the Dominion two-day contractor met with ..... the bizarre national silence that was most of the reaction to all of the outlandish process irregularities.

As long as any electronics is allowed in the process, it's got the base integrity of an election in Saddam's Iraq.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at October 05, 2021 01:05 PM (OTzUX)

357 HEY!!! I got cited by ace!!
Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider,

60 in a 30?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 05, 2021 01:06 PM (OCTRt)

358 That probably has more to do with the fact that you could print ballots at home, and Republicans simply didn't show up.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 05, 2021 12:59 PM (LvTSG)

How could anyone know whether they showed up or not? I believe that the "results" were all dialed in weeks before the theater of pretending to let people cast ballots even started. There are no more chances of having an honest election in California than there are in Venezuela. The only reason some Republicans are elected are because a) it's necessary to keep up the pretense, and b) none of them cause any real trouble for the Ruling Class.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 05, 2021 01:06 PM (trdmm)

359 242 Terry McAuliffe is panicking.

...

Member when Newsom was panicking?

Posted by: I guess I'll tell them at October 05, 2021 01:06 PM (wr5hX)

360 347 HEY!!! I got cited by ace!!
Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, #FJB. If you get it, you get it. at October 05, 2021 01:03 PM (cvNl1)

Cool. Neat story.

Posted by: m at October 05, 2021 01:06 PM (TZgEk)

361 On the other hand, Mike Lee is in the pocket of Google and Facebook and won't lift a finger to stop them from stifling our freedom of speech

Posted by: Kimo Loka at October 05, 2021 01:06 PM (ZO1EW)

362 STEEEEEEEEEEE-RIIIIIIIIIKE-ONEEEEEEEEE. Who the hell was that guy?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, Fuck Joe Biden at October 05, 2021 01:07 PM (cch7k)

363 They had it super close, with Newsome losing in most until the last few weeks then suddenly he was a total 100% massive landslide shoe-in. For reasons.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2021 01:01 PM (KZzsI)

___

Ugh. There was *ONE* poll that had him losing and that was 6 weeks before the election. Every other poll had him winning either comfortably or in a landslide.

https://tinyurl.com/ynxdxtxa

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 05, 2021 01:07 PM (OalnH)

364 So basically its a choice between a squishy Republican and a slimy snake of a Democrat

Posted by: Kimo Loka at October 05, 2021 01:08 PM (ZO1EW)

365 There are no more chances of having an honest election in California than there are in Venezuela.

Or, most of America. We are no longer a Democratic Republic, we are an Oligarchy. A small number of super rich powerful people run everything how they wish, but keep enough people thinking they still have a say to maintain control.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2021 01:08 PM (KZzsI)

366 In fact, every cruise ship business in the world is selling and/or scrapping ships

We're buying one so that we can have National Review cruises 24/7/365. Ahoy, Captain Kristol!

Posted by: Severely conservative Rich Lowry at October 05, 2021 01:08 PM (UGKMd)

367 >>361 On the other hand, Mike Lee is in the pocket of Google and Facebook and won't lift a finger to stop them from stifling our freedom of speech

Who isn't in DC?

Posted by: Capital Eff at October 05, 2021 01:08 PM (5tb3b)

368 Member when Newsom was panicking?
=
ha, member when guantanamo bay prison was full of democrats and there were thousands of indictments on the federal court pacer system?

Posted by: bitter, table for one at October 05, 2021 01:08 PM (+j+Ls)

369 STEEEEEEEEEEE-RIIIIIIIIIKE-ONEEEEEEEEE. Who the hell was that guy?
=====

Jack Brickhouse.

Posted by: mustbequantum at October 05, 2021 01:09 PM (MIKMs)

370 Well, I have a geothermal heat pump and my electric is locked in at 0.06/ kwh.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 05, 2021 01:09 PM (0ryfU)

371 As long as any electronics is allowed in the process, it's got the base integrity of an election in Saddam's Iraq.
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at October 05, 2021 01:05 PM (OTzUX)
++++
I don't agree with the conclusion. Electronic systems absolutely can be well-designed and built to avoid fraud. Electronic tabulation makes a tremendous amount of sense. I don't like electronic voting, but the counting and arithmetic being computerized is sensible.

But Dominion's systems are not secure or designed to prevent fraud. Everything that's come up indicates that the opposite is true: they're designed to be exploitable. Thinks like duplicate checking and append-only databases and log files are basic level secure system shit, and it has nothing at all in this regard. That system is designed to be abused and defrauded, and I think that is where Dominion's actions are. They don't cheat the vote, but they deliberately designed the system to enable cheating and I suspect they probably train the operators on how to do it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 05, 2021 01:09 PM (+IIqY)

372 Claiming CA's election was stolen makes it impossible to ever be taken seriously when real fraud happens. Fuck peeps, it's CA. It is a Democrat state. It was a pipe dream to think Newsom would be recalled.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 05, 2021 01:09 PM (OalnH)

373 Of course this is a Democrat party stump but they're wasting their energy. They don't need to worry about splitting the vote. The biggest threat to the GOP are republican incumbents and Trump/Tea Party/Conservative/Independent voters who no longer have any reason to turn out and vote for them.

Nobody I talk to believes 2020 was on the up & up. Nobody I talk to has anything good to say about Biden or Pelosi or BLM or any of the rest. But from the right-leaning folks I talk to, there is equal antipathy for the GOP. The Virginia governor's race will be one to watch. I have a feeling it's going to be record low turnout, but the Dems will win because GOP turnout for youngkin is going to be abysmal.

Posted by: SMFH at October 05, 2021 01:09 PM (u/7wY)

374
Who was the "conservative" that ran against Trump

Joe Walsh?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

He lost his license, now he can't drive.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 05, 2021 01:10 PM (pNxlR)

375 And now, Evan McMullin releases this Please Send Me Money So I Can Take My Boyfriend to Red Lobster and Order the Fisherman's Feast . . .

Rookie move. The Admiral's Feast is where it's at when you're at a fine seafood establishment like Dead Lobster.

Posted by: Rear Admiral Bill Kristol at October 05, 2021 01:10 PM (tu3iY)

376 Or, most of America. We are no longer a Democratic Republic, we are an Oligarchy. A small number of super rich powerful people run everything how they wish, but keep enough people thinking they still have a say to maintain control.
==
TBF, its been like this for quite a while. Some of us only just started to notice.

Posted by: despotism, youre soaking in it at October 05, 2021 01:10 PM (+j+Ls)

377 I don't agree with the conclusion. Electronic systems absolutely can be well-designed and built to avoid fraud.

Yeah. And hand-counting can be defrauded easily as well. Its integrity, oversight, and sufficient enforcement that's needed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2021 01:10 PM (KZzsI)

378 The GOP should seriously consider providing funding for some "green" or "progressive" challenger to Sinema in Arizona.

Posted by: Isophorone at October 05, 2021 01:10 PM (0/xTg)

379 crap

Posted by: Rear Admiral Bill Kristol at October 05, 2021 01:10 PM (tu3iY)

380 362 STEEEEEEEEEEE-RIIIIIIIIIKE-ONEEEEEEEEE. Who the hell was that guy?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, Fuck Joe Biden at October 05, 2021 01:07 PM (cch7k)

There's a scene in on the Police Squad movies with Leslie Nelson going undercover as an umpire.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 05, 2021 01:10 PM (cSyAR)

381 yeah, Joe West is one of the worst of the umpires.
__________

Joe West's problem is that he thinks the game revolves around Joe West. I wouldn't fault his calls but he makes himself the focus of attention.

Joe West shoud retire with grace and dignity, like me on Opening Day 1996.

Posted by: Zombie John McSherry at October 05, 2021 01:10 PM (4I/2K)

382 Sidebar: yeah, Joe West is one of the worst of the umpires.

-
Urban Meyer has rubbed himself up against some trouble with the Jaguars.

https://bit.ly/3DdRl3V

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at October 05, 2021 01:10 PM (d9FiS)

383 I have a feeling it's going to be record low turnout, but the Dems will win because GOP turnout for youngkin is going to be abysmal.

Posted by: SMFH at October 05, 2021 01:09 PM (u/7wY)

And fraud to ensure a D victory?

Posted by: IC at October 05, 2021 01:10 PM (hV9ir)

384 Yeah. And hand-counting can be defrauded easily as well. Its integrity, oversight, and sufficient enforcement that's needed.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2021 01:10 PM (KZzsI)
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Absolutely. Human systems and processes are in desperate need of reform and enforcement, too. Electronic systems require security as well, and Dominion doesn't seem to have it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 05, 2021 01:11 PM (+IIqY)

385 That took balls.

Yer Nutz!
Posted by: dananjcon at October 05, 2021 12:59 PM (u6xw0)

_________

We've taken the low-hanging fruit

**

Gonna get hairy in here.

Posted by: dananjcon at October 05, 2021 01:11 PM (u6xw0)

386 "Immigration reform" (the most absurdly misleading dishonest term in history, which is saying something) is already out of reconciliation, as Manchin knows. Would have to be put in by over-ruling the parliamentarian. Haven't bothered even to check which Dems are up in '22, but odds are there are one or two of them who would fear not being able to continue to fool their state's idiot voters if they did some big affirmative step like cramming through amnesty on a budget bill.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at October 05, 2021 01:11 PM (OTzUX)

387 I am sorry for math on the blog at 286. Here's a girl in a bikini as an act of contrition:
https://is.gd/21xf1t

Apology accepted.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 05, 2021 01:11 PM (QgHo2)

388 Umpires are not just necessary but a terrific part of baseball, they are part of what makes the game interesting. But they have to be really good at their jobs and the ones that are obviously problematic need to be weeded out, no matter how much seniority they have. Under no circumstances should they go to electronic calls.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2021 01:12 PM (KZzsI)

389 But from the right-leaning folks I talk to, there is equal antipathy for the GOP.

Don't confuse disdain for the VA GOP with contempt for Youngkin. I think he'll do well. The party won't. Maybe they can call Chuck Todd for advice.

Posted by: pep at October 05, 2021 01:12 PM (ZsR3z)

390 378 The GOP should seriously consider providing funding for some "green" or "progressive" challenger to Sinema in Arizona.
Posted by: Isophorone at October 05, 2021 01:10 PM (0/xTg)

____

But that may mean we win. That's crazy talk.
- GOP

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 05, 2021 01:12 PM (OalnH)

391 Electronic systems require security as well, and Dominion doesn't seem to have it.

Like Obama's international fundraising operation for his presidential campaign. Oopsie!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2021 01:12 PM (KZzsI)

392 360 347 HEY!!! I got cited by ace!!
Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, #FJB. If you get it, you get it. at October 05, 2021 01:03 PM (cvNl1)

Cool. Neat story.
Posted by: m at October 05, 2021 01:06 PM (TZgEk)

Congrats, Dr - that's one off the bucket list. What's the progression?

Cite by Ace in Main Post
Sidebar Entry
Guest Posting
Coblog Status

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 05, 2021 01:13 PM (eNJEy)

393 Umpires are not just necessary but a terrific part of baseball, they are part of what makes the game interesting. But they have to be really good at their jobs and the ones that are obviously problematic need to be weeded out, no matter how much seniority they have. Under no circumstances should they go to electronic calls.
==
Remember me?

Posted by: Dave Pallone at October 05, 2021 01:13 PM (TTj/Q)

394 So yesterday was a really tough day for FB.

I am hearing from my various associates that this is being attributed as a BGP configuration error. Knowing how I and my fellow professionals design networks to survive hardware failures and DDOS attacks, I can only think of one way that a misconfiguration does this, and that is via a script that modifies several devices all at once.

This is why I'm not a code-jocky type network engineer and why I think it is a mistake for large enterprise network engineers to be so eager to use scripts as a means of network administration.
Scripts are very very powerful and eagerly uncaring about unexpected errors in logic.
It is far better to evolve a network change in a series of small phases rather than try to make large leaps simultaneously.

I say this because FB had recently reached out to recruit me for their network team. I was considering the position because "keep your enemies closer..." But they were adamant that I be strong on scripting and coding and I pushed back. So this outage... kinda saw it coming.

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at October 05, 2021 01:14 PM (LW36e)

395 No, non-electronic systems are not easily defrauded. Jeebus.

I suppose border barriers don't work either, right?

Any system can be defrauded. Those using only physical documents are very easy to police, and the specimens (ballots, logs, receipts) cannot be easily faked.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at October 05, 2021 01:14 PM (OTzUX)

396 386 "Immigration reform" (the most absurdly misleading dishonest term in history, which is saying something) is already out of reconciliation, as Manchin knows.

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Yep. And when he votes for the $3.5T super porkulus bill he'll say he compromised. He said no to amnesty but yes to "infrastructure".

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 05, 2021 01:14 PM (OalnH)

397 So basically its a choice between a squishy Republican and a slimy snake of a Democrat

Posted by: Kimo Loka at October 05, 2021 01:08 PM (ZO1EW)

I think we're all kind of used to that by now.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 05, 2021 01:14 PM (dH/BH)

398 372 Claiming CA's election was stolen makes it impossible to ever be taken seriously when real fraud happens. Fuck peeps, it's CA. It is a Democrat state. It was a pipe dream to think Newsom would be recalled.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 05, 2021 01:09 PM (OalnH)

It's beyond saying that the election was "stolen" - California is so corrupt that there seriously is no point in even pretending to vote in that state anymore, there is not even the possibility of any honest elections. And it's all "legal" because once vote harvesting was allowed, it was Game Over for any actual democratic processes. California is pure Oligarchy now, the people living there have nothing to say in how it's run. All of that is just theater to keep the chattering classes entertained.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 05, 2021 01:14 PM (trdmm)

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After that, Ace has you and your family killed. Just to be sure there are no coups.

Posted by: pep at October 05, 2021 01:14 PM (ZsR3z)

400 Don't confuse disdain for the VA GOP with contempt for Youngkin. I think he'll do well. The party won't. Maybe they can call Chuck Todd for advice.
Posted by: pep at October 05, 2021 01:12 PM (ZsR3z)

Eh.

Youngkin is 100% VA GOP product. A Bushie. A man who offers tax cuts for the middle class as a raison d'etre. A man who won't even speak Donald Trump's name.

But the stuff that McAuliffe is saying about him and doing, I will crawl over broken glass to vote for Youngkin.

Posted by: blaster at October 05, 2021 01:15 PM (mbFEM)

401
STEEEEEEEEEEE-RIIIIIIIIIKE-ONEEEEEEEEE. Who the hell was that guy?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, Fuck Joe Biden at October 05, 2021 01:07 PM (cch7k)

___________

Dutch Rennert

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2021 01:15 PM (FWO4D)

402 Gonna get hairy in here.

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I learned a new idiom today. Someone with hairy heels is an uncouth, lower class slob.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at October 05, 2021 01:15 PM (d9FiS)

403 Anyone speaking out against Egg McMuffin is a Domestic Terrorist and the FBI will contact you.

Posted by: Merrick Garland at October 05, 2021 01:15 PM (EM7sk)

404
Wow! The only reason I could possibly have to vote for H1-B f'in Mike Lee, the open borders guy is...McMuffin is his opponent.

Did Lee put him up to it?

Posted by: Sapwolf at October 05, 2021 01:15 PM (TGWA4)

405 > Look for the Senate Intel staff / CIA op to get married soon. For some reason, I thought it was important for Mormons to get married (and married, and married /s) and be family-oriented.

Yes, it's very important to us. Will Mormons still vote for a single guy? Yep.

That said, I'm betting McMuffin's 2016 bid was his career high. Mormons who weren't sure about this Trump guy were looking for a seemingly sane alternative. McMuffin has since revealed himself as a nutbar.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 05, 2021 01:16 PM (YYlyE)

406
Remember me?
Posted by: Dave Pallone at October 05, 2021 01:13 PM (TTj/Q)

__________

Shouldn't you be molesting young boys?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2021 01:16 PM (FWO4D)

407 Remember me?
Posted by: Dave Pallone

Believe it or not he's a "diversity training" expert and speaker now. Becauase he was a homosexual, so he's a good guy despite blatantly cheating and manipulating games agaisnt the Reds.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2021 01:17 PM (KZzsI)

408 Having spent enough time in CA over the past 20 years I'm convinced if there was absolutely no cheating, Dems would still win every state wide election easily. I'm sure they steal a lot of local stuff or congressional races. But on a statewide level it's deep blue, legit like.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 05, 2021 01:17 PM (OalnH)

409 Youngkin is 100% VA GOP product. A Bushie. A man who offers tax cuts for the middle class as a raison d'etre. A man who won't even speak Donald Trump's name.

But the stuff that McAuliffe is saying about him and doing, I will crawl over broken glass to vote for Youngkin.

You've answered your own objection. He knows the conservatives are motivated to torpedo McAulliffe. What he needs to do now is appeal to the SWWs. The best way to do that is NOT to mention Trump.

Posted by: pep at October 05, 2021 01:17 PM (ZsR3z)

410 Yep. And when he votes for the $3.5T super porkulus bill he'll say he compromised. He said no to amnesty but yes to "infrastructure".
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 05, 2021 01:14 PM (OalnH)

And if he doesn't object to any of the items in the bill - just the price tag - it's super easy, barely an inconvenience to have future Congresses increase the funding substantially later on. Once the camel's nose is in the tent - game on. Funded forever.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 05, 2021 01:17 PM (eNJEy)

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Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 05, 2021 01:13 PM

Followed by fame and fortune. Invitations to Davos and Cannes. Elite status. Free power tools.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 05, 2021 01:18 PM (a3Q+t)

412 Youngkin is 100% VA GOP product. A Bushie. A man who offers tax cuts for the middle class as a raison d'etre.

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Except that the middle class pays almost no taxes. I wish just once a politician would dare speak this truth.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 05, 2021 01:18 PM (OalnH)

413 No, non-electronic systems are not easily defrauded.

They totally cannot hand-count extra ballots printed off from dead people, other states, or just invented whole cloth! Only machines can do that!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2021 01:18 PM (KZzsI)

414 I am sorry for math on the blog at 286. Here's a girl in a bikini as an act of contrition:
https://is.gd/21xf1t

Apology accepted.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 05, 2021 01:11 PM (QgHo2)

We require a shrubbery.

Posted by: Knights Who Say Nee at October 05, 2021 01:18 PM (KnJdm)

415 No, non-electronic systems are not easily defrauded. Jeebus.

I suppose border barriers don't work either, right?

Any system can be defrauded. Those using only physical documents are very easy to police, and the specimens (ballots, logs, receipts) cannot be easily faked.
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at October 05, 2021 01:14 PM (OTzUX)
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I agree with physical documents. Paper voting. Physical votes. But electronic tabulation, counting and totaling makes sense. It can be more secure than a purely physical system. A punch card tabulator cannot do duplication detection or automatic cross-checking against the voter roll, for example. An electronic system can. But the overall structure end-to-end - from the voter roll to voter validation to the vote itself to its tabulation to its chain of custody to its storage to its audit - needs to be designed well and maintained.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 05, 2021 01:18 PM (+IIqY)

416 Cernovich:

Hahah this is WILD!

If you're in Chicago shooting a rivals, no criminal charges.

Mutual combat.

https://bit.ly/3BdyrcU

Posted by: bonhomme at October 05, 2021 01:19 PM (YYlyE)

417 Egg McMuffin should form his own party called the "Conservative Utahns' Coalition" or CUC for short.

Posted by: Surfperch at October 05, 2021 01:19 PM (/4vtq)

418 Having spent enough time in CA over the past 20 years I'm convinced if there was absolutely no cheating

Other than all the fraud that was caught before the election even took place.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2021 01:19 PM (KZzsI)

419 Remember me?
Posted by: Dave Pallone at October 05, 2021 01:13 PM (TTj/Q)

__________

Shouldn't you be molesting young boys?
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How dare you sir! I was inducted into the national gay and lesbian sports hall of fame in 2013. I was discriminated against!!!

Posted by: Dave Pallone at October 05, 2021 01:19 PM (3txU4)

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Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 05, 2021 01:13 PM

Followed by fame and fortune. Invitations to Davos and Cannes. Elite status. Free power tools.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 05, 2021 01:18 PM (a3Q+t)

Dental plan

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 05, 2021 01:19 PM (4I/2K)

421 Evan McMullin has zero charisma. Zero.

Posted by: m at October 05, 2021 01:19 PM (TZgEk)

422 Bush is fine, too.

Posted by: Knights Who Say Nee at October 05, 2021 01:19 PM (KnJdm)

423
"Immigration reform" (the most absurdly misleading dishonest term in history, which is saying something)

COMPREHENSIVE immigration reform, citizen!

(aka amnesty)

Posted by: Dems everywhere at October 05, 2021 01:19 PM (63Dwl)

424 Followed by fame and fortune. Invitations to Davos and Cannes. Elite status. Free power tools.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 05, 2021 01:18 PM (a3Q+t)
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Ugh. I'd only want the tools. Hobnobbing at Davos or Cannes sounds a lot like being in hell.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 05, 2021 01:20 PM (+IIqY)

425
Followed by fame and fortune. Invitations to Davos and Cannes. Elite status. Free power tools.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 05, 2021 01:18 PM (a3Q+t)

Dental plan
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 05, 2021 01:19 PM (4I/2K)

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Extra gruel

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2021 01:20 PM (/U27+)

426 421 Evan McMullin has zero charisma. Zero.
Posted by: m at October 05, 2021 01:19 PM (TZgEk)

He looks like a Mr. Potatohead with too small a face.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 05, 2021 01:20 PM (UuD2k)

427 I was inducted into the national gay and lesbian sports hall of fame in 2013.

Yes, well molesting children is perfectly acceptable in the homosexual community. Laudable, even.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2021 01:20 PM (KZzsI)

428 Dental plan
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 05, 2021 01:19 PM (4I/2K)

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Extra gruel

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2021 01:20 PM (/U27+)

Shirts!

Posted by: flounder at October 05, 2021 01:21 PM (KnJdm)

429 426 421 Evan McMullin has zero charisma. Zero.
Posted by: m at October 05, 2021 01:19 PM (TZgEk)

He looks like a Mr. Potatohead with too small a face.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 05, 2021 01:20 PM (UuD2k)

Well, thank you, I was attempting to sip from a cup of tea when I read that.

Posted by: m at October 05, 2021 01:21 PM (TZgEk)

430 Dilbert was two years early.

https://dilbert.com/strip/2019-10-02

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at October 05, 2021 01:21 PM (d9FiS)

431 Evan McMullin has zero charisma. Zero.
Posted by: m at October 05, 2021 01:19 PM (TZgEk)

He looks like a Mr. Potatohead with too small a face.
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We grow them in vats. You get zero charism or negative charisma depending upon how much soy you put into the vat.

Posted by: CIA biolab team at October 05, 2021 01:22 PM (Z8tx4)

432 Nood fake news.

Posted by: flounder at October 05, 2021 01:22 PM (KnJdm)

433 We grow them in vats. You get zero charism or negative charisma depending upon how much soy you put into the vat.
Posted by: CIA biolab team at October 05, 2021 01:22 PM (Z8tx4)
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So, Horde, is the CIA bioresearch team that grows politicians more dangerous or less dangerous than Chinese bioweapons teams that release enhanced viruses?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 05, 2021 01:23 PM (+IIqY)

434 I am sorry for math on the blog at 286. Here's a girl in a bikini as an act of contrition:
https://is.gd/21xf1t

Apology accepted.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 05, 2021 01:11 PM (QgHo2)

We require a shrubbery.
Posted by: Knights Who Say Nee

Faggots.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 05, 2021 01:23 PM (OCTRt)

435 McAuliffe threw down on the side of the school boards against parents recently. I wonder if that will cause enough backlash to tip the race.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 05, 2021 01:23 PM (dfRN6)

436 I was inducted into the national gay and lesbian sports hall of fame in 2013.

Yes, well molesting children is perfectly acceptable in the homosexual community. Laudable, even.
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Love is love, hater.

Besides I admitted to intentionally standing in front of Davey Concepcion to block his view in the field.

Posted by: Dave Pallone at October 05, 2021 01:23 PM (0Tmnc)

437 Facebook ~~whistleblower~~ censorship advocate is headed to Yerp to testify.

https://bit.ly/3uJjdKb

Posted by: bonhomme at October 05, 2021 01:23 PM (YYlyE)

438 That's a little unfair Ace. Bill Kristol's wife's bulls would never vote for McMuffin.

Posted by: CA Token at October 05, 2021 01:24 PM (05Qbp)

439 Extra gruel

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2021 01:20 PM (/U27+)

Shirts!
Posted by: flounder at October 05, 2021 01:21 PM (KnJdm)

Shouldn't we give out medals?

Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 05, 2021 01:24 PM (dH/BH)

440 > Evan McMullin has zero charisma. Zero.

Too much time as a gray man?

Posted by: bonhomme at October 05, 2021 01:24 PM (YYlyE)

441 So, Horde, is the CIA bioresearch team that grows politicians more dangerous or less dangerous than Chinese bioweapons teams that release enhanced viruses?
==
TBH there is a lot of cross pollination taking place. Collaboration if you will.

Posted by: CIA biolab team at October 05, 2021 01:25 PM (flEQc)

442 >>>>Weirdly, the female voice actresses on Archer tend to be rather good looking (Mallory aside).

Jessica Walter was 40-50 years older than the other women on the show but when she was young she was very attractive.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at October 05, 2021 01:25 PM (3DZIZ)

443 Well, he's an archbishop. He's got to say shit like this.

Pelosi' s Archbishop Asks Catholics To Pray For Her Soul Over Abortion Support

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I'm more a burn-in-Hell guy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at October 05, 2021 01:25 PM (d9FiS)

444 Well, he's an archbishop. He's got to say shit like this.

Pelosi' s Archbishop Asks Catholics To Pray For Her Soul Over Abortion Support
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Ackshually I think she's meeting with the Pope now. Like today.

Posted by: we'll see if they allow photos Benny did not at October 05, 2021 01:27 PM (3txU4)

445 Nood

Posted by: CA Token at October 05, 2021 01:29 PM (05Qbp)

446 All kinds of different parts of the process are being mixed up here.

Punch-card ballot counting cannot be beat (and no, "voter intent" is the voter's job, an improperly voted ballot doesn't count - just as many many improperly voted ballots are not counted, and never have been). Properly calibrated machines are correct - which is why FL's actual 2000 count (as verified by multiple independent recounts after) announced on election night was ..... just about exactly correct.

Voter registration and voting integrity (who gets to actually vote a ballot) are and are supposed to be completely separate processes. That's kind of the point.

With normal, pre-1990s, solid systems - one election day, in-person voting or strictly monitored absentee, only - physical ballots and almost entirely physical processes are much more difficult to defraud, and infinitely easier to validate/investigate/check, than any other system. Even with the abominations of "election month" and the like, now, they remain superior in those respects.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at October 05, 2021 01:31 PM (OTzUX)

447 Vermin Supreme was a Presidential Candidate too, and he made a lot more sense than McMuffin. Being a "Presidential Candidate" means nothing.

Posted by: trafficmatt at October 05, 2021 01:41 PM (ylQE9)

448 "But the stuff that McAuliffe is saying about him and doing, I will crawl over broken glass to vote for Youngkin."

Not me. Not this time. The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. I used to think the Republicans were the lesser of two evils. It took me a LONG time to wake up to the fact they're just a different face of the same evil.

Virginia should be a perfect lesson to the state and national parties about what will happen to them when they sell us out. But it won't happen, because enough lemmings will turn out to vote against the Democrat. Not enough to matter. Not enough to change the outcome. But enough to ensure the GOP will keep on not getting it.

Posted by: SMFH at October 05, 2021 01:54 PM (u/7wY)

449 I've always loved Billy Crystal movies.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at October 05, 2021 02:01 PM (ytSiK)

450 McMullin married a widow with five children a couple months ago. As he's clearly homosexual I was figuring he was prepping a ready made family for when he waits Romney out and ran for the Senate in 2024. I didn't expect him to be bold enough to take on Lee this soon, especially as an independent. I'm curious if he'll get any support though; wouldn't the Democrats who prop up the McMullin-adjacent media prefer to give their money to the Democrat (obviously they're rich enough to give to both him and a Democrat)? I think Lee's a Mormon as well so the cynical calculation that McMullin's backers made in 2016 wouldn't really be in play here. Interested to see how this plays out.

Posted by: Old Jack at October 05, 2021 02:20 PM (/81N1)

451 Evan McMullin

... he's the Tony Danza of the GOP

someone is always looking to cast him in a role

but Tony couldn't act and McMullin is just a grade B professional grifter, glad-hander and butt-kisser.

but someone sure likes that guy, hmmm I wonder who?

Posted by: Shoey77 at October 05, 2021 02:20 PM (fcWVN)

452 I read the Daily Mail, since I can handle leftists that aren't traitors. Unfortunately they're obsessed with the dead hippie chick, Dog the bounty Hunter, the murderer's attention seeking sister, and every trailer park resident that has seen a skinny bald punk in the past month.
It could be worse and they could still be stuck on Harry and Meghan, and her relatives who are whining about not getting in on the nobility grifting.

Posted by: Downcast at October 05, 2021 02:53 PM (AvMV4)

453 I live in southern Utah. McMullin is Romney 2.0. Patriots down here in the pioneer counties don't like Romney and they sure as hell don't like Evan McMuffypants.

Posted by: Java Joe at October 05, 2021 02:55 PM (2p/1y)

454 Be nice if McDonald's retrieved their clown.

Posted by: aelfheld at October 05, 2021 03:19 PM (Zy9Yy)

455 Late to the party. . . .but. . . .I know a ton of people in McMuffins part of Utah (way north), and they know he's a genuine Barry Odildo Metus polisher. . . . . the headscratcher is "where is getting the funds for this?" I guess we know, don't we?? And. . . .fuck Bill Kristol. . . .forever. . . .to his ignominious end. . . . and then do it again.

Posted by: H8 Marxist Rat Bastards and McMuffin Barry Soweto Odildo ball garglers at October 05, 2021 07:14 PM (5DfsO)

456 417 Egg McMuffin should form his own party called the "Conservative Utahns' Coalition" or CUC for short.

Posted by: Surfperch at October 05, 2021 01:19 PM (/4vtq)
****

Killin' me. . . . absolutely killin' me

Posted by: H8 Marxist Rat Bastards and McMuffin Barry Soweto Odildo ball garglers at October 05, 2021 07:21 PM (5DfsO)

457 155 I met an attorney in AZ last month that is LDS. He loved Romney and believes he should have won in 2016. Hates Trump. You can't argue with people like this. We dumped him.

Posted by: Capital Eff at October 05, 2021 12:35 PM (5tb3b)
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Dude, your sampling size is too small and it deceived you. Do a wider pull of those who live in the "LDS corridor" and you'll find that Schitt Rumney and his brat spawn sons are cooked. . . . actually, hated.

Posted by: H8 Marxist Rat Bastards and McMuffin Barry Soweto Odildo ball garglers at October 05, 2021 07:37 PM (5DfsO)

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